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CryingEevee OOC: ((quiet today, huh?))

: Scapemaster: [color=#bf96ce]evidently so[/color]

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: Scapemaster: [color=#bf96ce]begin homosuck[/color]

: Scapemaster: [color=#bf96ce]fuck[/color]

: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/ACT6ACT6.php?s=6&p=008144

: Scapemaster: [color=#bf96ce]look it's glorious[/color]

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: ((YOLO

Azalea: -She has been with Loni the whole time, all considering, she didn't really have a choice.-

: ((That is true Yazan))

: ((Unless you're a Buddhist, or believe in reincarnation))

: ((Then you'll become a duck or some shit))

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: ((You outta look out

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CryingEevee OOC: http://www.kongregate.com/games/stillmerlin/a-duck-has-an-adventure

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Döven Leyline: -unlockws the door

Azalea: -Well she's cuddling now, doesn't feel like getting up,-

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Loni Leyline: -wakes up-

: ))yee haw

: ((I dropped my phone on my face))

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: ((Feelsbadman))

Azalea: "Evening."

: ((don't be dropping your phone

Loni Leyline: .....I'm sorry

Shoe: [shit i gotta cure his ass cancer gimme a sec]

Azalea: "What about?"

Loni Leyline: ...I ddidn't think....you were real

Azalea: "It's fine."

Azalea: "Do you know I'm real now, though?"

Loni Leyline: -nods-

Azalea: "Still don't remember me though, I assume."

Azalea: "Jager is real too. He's worried sick about you."

Loni Leyline: ......You were my girlfriend.....you helped save me from.....a demon knight.....

Azalea: "...Oh, you do? Well, yeah, I was."

Loni Leyline: ..I'm sorry.....I read your mind

Azalea: "And other people helped with the knight."

Azalea: "...Oh, huh.l

Azalea: "Well that's true."

Loni Leyline: I think its residual effect from....iT

Azalea: "...Okay."

Azalea: "You still going to be with me? No issue in saying no, we can still be friends. I just want you to be happy,"

: [font=Smallcaps]."*[/font]

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Loni Leyline: .....I ....need time....

Azalea: "Yeah, that's fine."

Azalea: -She holds Loni close.-

Loni Leyline: ...do you?

Azalea: "Yeah."

Loni Leyline: .....

Azalea: "..."

Azalea: "I loved you... still do, really."

Azalea: "But I can understand if it's too much."

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Loni Leyline: ....I don't know what do think

Azalea: "That's alright."

Azalea: "...Just ask if you don't want me to do anything, by the way... I was only being forceful before, because I thought it would help... you would say it did, right?"

Loni Leyline: .....

Loni Leyline: .....yes...

Azalea: -She nods, nuzzling her head into loni's shoulder.-

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Loni Leyline: ...you don't have to stay....if you don't want to....

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Azalea: "Well I'm comfy now. Did you want me to leave?"

Azalea: "...Will you start crying again?"

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Loni Leyline: ....I'll be okay....if you need to do someting

Azalea: "I don't."

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Loni Leyline: ...okay

Azalea: "..."

Azalea: -She swaps what side of Loni she's on, so they are both facing each other now.-

Loni Leyline: -won't make direct eye contact

Azalea: "...What's wrong?"

Loni Leyline: ....I'm sorry....I just....can't

Azalea: "Can't what?"

Loni Leyline: face you riht now

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LYyUZbF.jpg]Nikodemus[/url]: right*

Azalea: "Ehy?"

: [font=Smallcaps]Why*[/font]

: Nikodemus [] is now Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline].

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: ((alrighty back

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Loni Leyline: ....

Loni Leyline: I am just.....going to stay here for awhile....you can stay if you like.....

: ((that took longer than expected bc mom had to stop and look at EVERYTHING

Azalea: "Why can't you face me?"

: ((like, things we knew nobody would want

Loni Leyline: ...

Loni Leyline: just hugs on to Azalea

Azalea: "Loni, why aren't you answering me?"

Loni Leyline: .....

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Azalea: "Loni."

Azalea: "Please answer me..."

Loni Leyline: ....I cant

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Elo: ((I now have krave

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Azalea: "Why?"

: ((The cereal?))

Elo: ((Because they had it in the vending machines at hell today and i had some and it was hella good

Elo: ((Yes

: ((Cause that's some good shit))

: ((The s'mores one?))

: ((Unbelievable))

Elo: ((I got the normal

: ((Still good))

: ((So apparently

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: ((Smash got flashed today

Elo: ((And at some point between rehearsal and getting that i lost a 100 dollar pair of headphones

: ((Oh))

Elo: ((I must remind you

: ((And oh))

Elo: ((Smash has rped

CryingEevee OOC: ((soooo, either something's up, or my tf2 bag is worth around 300 dolars))

Elo: ((While getting a blowjob

: (( http://prntscr.com/dhwx3d

: ((CE gimme your BP.TF

CryingEevee OOC: ((i feel like 300 dollars is too good to be true))

CryingEevee OOC: ((like, wayyyy too good to be true))

CryingEevee OOC: ((one sec))

: ((Oh I thought I've already read that))

: ((Before today))

: ((Unless I'm an idiot))

CryingEevee OOC: ((freakin mobile auth))

: Scapemaster: [color=#bf96ce]ah god[/color]

: ((You know they make smarties squeeze now))

: Scapemaster: [color=#bf96ce]homestuck is suddenly cliche as fuck[/color]

: ((Wonder if those are any good))

CryingEevee OOC: ((pretty sure my friend was dead wrong about that 300 $ but here's my backpack http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198118229051))

: ((404, you added a prenthesee

: ((Fuck

: [font=Smallcaps]You get the point[/font]

CryingEevee OOC: ((well remove that in the link then))

CryingEevee OOC: ((or just))

CryingEevee OOC: ((here))

CryingEevee OOC: http://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198118229051

: ((I'm on mobile))

: ((So it's hard

: (($27 USD

: ((What item was he talking about))

Elo: ((Tri wanna do the gym tonight

: Scapemaster: [color=#bf96ce]sure[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((i have NO idea what he was using to get that estimate he had))

Azalea: "Loni?"

Elo: ((Kcool

: ((323 REFINED

: Scapemaster: [color=#bf96ce]oh i read tgat styff[/color]

: Scapemaster: [color=#bf96ce]stuff[/color]

: ((This must be why))

: Scapemaster: [color=#bf96ce]are you okay?[/color]

Elo: ((Kinda

: Scapemaster: [color=#bf96ce]get well soon, i hope everything works out[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, i think what my friend was using used the tfstore prices))

: ((Wait what happened))

Elo: ((Unless some more bullshit comes up i'm gonna be having a grand old time in mind land tonight

Loni Leyline: ....I'm onna o back to sleep

Elo: ((Just shit

: ((*facepalm*

Elo: ((A lot of shit

Loni Leyline: gonng go*

: ((Also, okay))

Loni Leyline: gonna*

: ((The face palm was to CE's friend

Elo: ((Piled up on one day

Elo: ((And it's been stressful

: ((Hope you feel better.))

Elo: ((Yeah

: Scapemaster: [color=#bf96ce]if it would be better if i didn't do the fight i won't[/color]

Azalea: -She tries to kiss her on the forehead.-

Elo: ((Nah I'm good to do it

Elo: ((Just not in the mood to dm a complicated boss fight

Loni Leyline: is kissed

Azalea: "Want me to stay so you can cuddle?"

: Scapemaster: [color=#bf96ce]oh, alright[/color]

Loni Leyline: nods

Azalea: -She tried to look into Loni's eyes.-

: [font=Smallcaps]Tries*[/font]

: ((EVERY TIME THIS COMMERCIAL COMES ON))

: ((I hear new shit))

Female Asriel: She's on the couch

Female Asriel: Hoping she's not being watched

Female Asriel: She looks around the room

: (("To commemorate our new president, we use a national icon." *Ch-Ch-Ch-Chia!*))

Loni Leyline: -does, but still looks away-

Hywel: -He's there.-

Elo: ((China

: ((PFT))

Hywel: "Fanta, why are you suspiciously looking around,"

Female Asriel: "No reason."

Azalea: "...Please look at me..."

Hywel: "Fanta."

Female Asriel: "I was doing a secret girly thing that you're not allowed to know about."

Loni Leyline: -looks at her. Her eyes are now a bright blue, different from before which were yellow-

Azalea: "...Hmm. Your eyes are a different color,"

Hywel: "What."

Miyu: She's asleep on the other side of the couch.

Asriel: -He's lightly sifting his hands through her hair, presuming she fell asleep on his lap.-

Miyu: Yep.

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Azalea: "Why were you hiding that from me?"

Female Asriel: "It's not anything bad, just a secret."

Loni Leyline: .....its.....not right....iT did this to me

Hywel: "Tell me,"

Female Asriel: "..."

Azalea: "...Well... blue is a nice color."

Female Asriel: She eyes him like 'really son'

Azalea: "I'm sure that's fine."

Hywel: "What?"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LYyUZbF.jpg]Nikodemus[/url]: -is with Jason-

Female Asriel: "You really wanna see this?"

Hywel: "Sure."

Jason Scott: "..."

Female Asriel: "I'm warning you, this is your last warning."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LYyUZbF.jpg]Nikodemus[/url]: -pokes his nose-

: Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline] is now Nikodemus [].

Jason Scott: "Hmm?"

Hywel: "shoe me."

: [font=Smallcaps]Show*[/font]

: pokes again

Jason Scott: "What's up?"

Female Asriel: She sighs, and licks her hand

Female Asriel: She's just licking the back of her hand and rubbing her head with it

Hywel: "...Is that it?"

Female Asriel: "I have to groom myself."

Female Asriel: "It's instinct."

Hywel: "That's not a girl thing."

: gets up and jumps around

Hywel: "That's a cat thing."

Jason Scott: "Why are you jumping?"

Female Asriel: "I was hoping you'd not watch if I said it was a girly thing."

Hywel: -He goes over to Fanta.-

Hywel: "We could just take a shower,"

Female Asriel: "No, once a month I have to do this."

Female Asriel: "It's an urge."

Hywel: "Your while body?"

: hovers a bit and pretends to climbs bars

: [font=Smallcaps]While*[/font]

: Scapemaster: [color=#bf96ce]by the way slarv i'm ready[/color]

: [font=Smallcaps]]while*[/font]

Female Asriel: "Yes."

: [font=Smallcaps]WHILE*[/font]

: [font=Smallcaps]PLEASE[/font]

: Scapemaster: [color=#bf96ce]oh you called me[/color]

: [font=Smallcaps]WHOLE*[/font]

Jason Scott: "...Why are you pretending to climb bars?"

Hywel: "How do you do that? You can't bend and get certain places."

: enters the bar.

Hywel: -He has another question but Asriel is right there.-

Gunnar: "Sup."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Just got off of work."

Gunnar: "...Was gonna say fire whore but I held it back."

Female Asriel: "I can, I'm very flexible."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Wow. You're direct."

: nods

Female Asriel: She puts her leg behind her head

Gunnar: "Kinda."

Jason Scott: "But why?"

: slides down on air to the ground

Hywel: "Oh."

Hywel: "How about you do that in the room."

Female Asriel: "Why tho."

Hywel: "Reasons."

Female Asriel: "Fine."

Female Asriel: She puts her leg back and goes to the bedroom after patting asriel on the head

Hywel: -He follows.-

Hywel: "Okay I had a question."

Female Asriel: "Wut."

Hywel: "When you get to your down under area."

Hywel: "Do you get distracted and start pleasuring yourself."

Female Asriel: "No."

Hywel: "Huh, wow."

Gunnar: "..."

Female Asriel: "But I can do that."

: rolls his eyes and grabs Jason's hand trying to pull him to the anydoor

Female Asriel: "Can [i]you[/i] do that?"

Hywel: "Should we find out."

Female Asriel: "Try it."

Jason Scott: -He follows.-

Miyu: "...Zzz..." You're saying this near the children on the other side of the couch presumably.

Miyu: Nvm

Hywel: -He tries. He can probably sort of do it.-

Miyu: Just read it.

Asriel: "..."

Female Asriel: "I am very impressed."

Hywel: "That wasn't too too hard."

Female Asriel: "Yeah but you have a donger."

: takes him to the park

Hywel: "Yeah, that's true love

Jason Scott: "Oh."

Jason Scott: "A park."

Female Asriel: She sits on the bed

Female Asriel: "You don't even need me."

Hywel: "No, I do."

: starts playing on the jungle gym

Female Asriel: "Why?"

Jason Scott: -He watches very closely, so that he doesn't fall, and break something.-

Hywel: "Cause sucking your own dick isn't as good as actually having sex with someone,"

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] -Pfft, you don't even know, Hywel.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LYyUZbF.jpg]Nikodemus[/url]: -but he is a bird-

: ha -That doesn't mean he can just levitate if he falls.-

Female Asriel: "True."

Hywel: -He hugs.-

Hywel: "Id trade moderate flexibility for you any day."

Female Asriel: "Same."

Female Asriel: She boops him

Hywel: -He boops back.-

Female Asriel: She chuckles

Hywel: -He smiles.-

Female Asriel: She tucks her head in his shoulder

Hywel: "Want me to clean your lower area?"

Hywel: "...I tried to make a relevant innuendo and it didn't workXl

Hywel: "Sounded stupid."

Female Asriel: "That was dorky."

Hywel: "You're a dork."

Female Asriel: "No u."

Hywel: -He pokes her chest.-

Hywel: "I win."

Female Asriel: She pokes his

Hywel: "Now see, you can't win this game because I don't have boobsXl

Female Asriel: "Sadly, no."

Female Asriel: "Your chest is nice though."

Hywel: "Because I work out."

Female Asriel: "See, my chest would be smaller if I worked out a lot."

Hywel: "Well, you would also look really hot."

Hywel: "With nice legs arms and a six pack."

Female Asriel: "But I'd be flat."

Hywel: "Use a potion."

Female Asriel: "Why can't I just use a potion instead of working out?"

Hywel: "We've established that I like looking at you workout."

Female Asriel: "But it's horrible."

Female Asriel: "It is arcane torture."

: is wondering where Mom is

Jason Scott: -He's just watching Niko like a hawk.-

Hywel: -He goes and gets some stuff. He returns with workout clothes for Fanta, and is also wearing workout clothes now.-

Hywel: "Wear this."

Female Asriel: "I don't wanna workout now."

Hywel: "No, I know. Just wear it."

Female Asriel: "Fiiine."

Female Asriel: She changes into it

Hywel: "See, instant boner."

Female Asriel: She lies on her side on the bed, hand on her leg

Hywel: -It was a sports bra and very short shorts.-

Hywel: "What would be even better is if you had a six pack."

Hywel: "I've seen Undynes before, some of them have big chests, so it's possible."

Female Asriel: "How could you even see it under my fluff?"

Hywel: "Dunno."

Female Asriel: "I think my soft stomach is superior."

Hywel: -He gets on the bed, sliding an arm down her side.-

Hywel: "Well you've never had a hard stomach."

Female Asriel: She looks at him, still on her side

Female Asriel: "Well, I'm totally not gonna put in the years of effort."

Hywel: -He's pretty strong looking.-

Hywel: -Wearing no shirt and athletic shorts.-

Hywel: "You look really good in that."

Female Asriel: "It's cute."

Hywel: -He nods, having a nice feel of her behind.-

Female Asriel: Should we go boden

: ((Sure))

Miyu: She's turned Asriel into her pillow and teddybear.

Asriel: -Yep.-

Asriel: -And he likes it,-

: Scapemaster [] is now Autumn [].

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]She enters the bar.[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]And looks to see who's around.[/color]

: rouses himself. "Hey."

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]"Hello. This will sound strange but can I kick you in the face?"[/color]

: hey check out my fire mixtape bro [] joined chat.

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/44/6e/51/446e510d981f350302451572c5973c45.jpg]Hades[/url]: There's a loud as hell lightning strike outside the bar.

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]"..."[/color]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "... Why do you need to kick me in the face?'

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]"A mysterious rock told me to in braille."[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]"Not specifically you."[/color]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Wait, really?"

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]"Just anyone."[/color]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Huh."

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]She nods.[/color]

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/44/6e/51/446e510d981f350302451572c5973c45.jpg]Hades[/url]: And then he walks in.

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/44/6e/51/446e510d981f350302451572c5973c45.jpg]Hades[/url]: "Kick me."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "... Pay me and I'll let you do it."

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]"Hello, can I kick---neat."[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]She crouches, then jumps high, kicking Hades in the face.[/color]

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/44/6e/51/446e510d981f350302451572c5973c45.jpg]Hades[/url]: "Ow."

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]"Thank you, that is all I needed."[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]She leaves.[/color]

Drakon: [New phone who dis]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "... Well that happened."

Elo: autumn gets a registeel for that

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]NICE[/color]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] -Well LA-TI-DA-

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/44/6e/51/446e510d981f350302451572c5973c45.jpg]Hades[/url]: I think my laptop just internally failed and won't wake up again

: hey check out my fire mixtape bro [] is now your MOM goes to college [].

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]rip[/color]

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/44/6e/51/446e510d981f350302451572c5973c45.jpg]Hades[/url]: wait no

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/44/6e/51/446e510d981f350302451572c5973c45.jpg]Hades[/url]: is ok

: your MOM goes to college [] disconnected.

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]yey[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]hell yes I have registeel[/color]

Miyu: She's got a cosmog, fucknut.

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]well yeah but registeel is useful now[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]cosmog can only be switch in until like[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]level 4000000000[/color]

Miyu: PEW PEW MOTHERFUCKER

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]EXPLOSION IS PHYSICAL WHAT[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]I mean that makes some sense[/color]

: Elo [Elo] disconnected.

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]BUT I SWEAR IT WAS SPECIAL[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]I'm blaming the Mandela Effect[/color]

: Elo [Elo] joined chat.

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]also slarv thank you for not having it use explosion[/color]

Elo: ((Legendaries are one shot only

Elo: ((KO them and you don't get another chance

Elo: ((Just rip you

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]thought so[/color]

: ((just like in the games then

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]yeah, but there's no saving[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]so it's not 'welp time to restart'[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]it's just[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]'fuck'[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]just pure fuck[/color]

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: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]hi CE[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]man, this naming theme is fine but limited[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]what is a...strong month?[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((so))

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]a strong-sounding month[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((November))

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]thank[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((so))

CryingEevee OOC: ((soap))

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]it's cool[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]it smells good[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((so))

CryingEevee OOC: ((scopes))

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]There's a variety of scopes and they're all neat[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]And useful[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]Like microscopes and telescopes and scopes on guns[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((so))

CryingEevee OOC: ((slopes))

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]They're useful for math[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]And also neat[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]With their equations and stuff[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]sin(x[sup]x[/sup]) is neat, among others[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((so))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm out of jokes))

: UltIMa647's connection timed out.

CryingEevee OOC: ((i just sadden myself, by remembering the good ending credits song to infamous 2))

CryingEevee OOC: ((*saddened))

Elo: ((I found the true youtube rewind but sadly it has r2

CryingEevee OOC: (("half as long...twice as bright"))

: your MOM goes to college [] joined chat.

CryingEevee OOC: ((hi bloo))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((hi MV))

: has fallen asleep on the counter.

Grillby: ((hi

: (( hello

: Grillby's connection timed out.

CryingEevee OOC: ((and now i am no longer saddened because other music))

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

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: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] -He's drooling.-

: Grillby [Grillby] is now Schyroton [].

: enters the bar, sees Fellby, and immediately puts a blanket over his shoulders.

: shifts a little, mumbling in his sleep.

Elo: ((Wait does fellby's drool make him die

: sits next to him.

: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] disconnected.

: ((no presumably it's made of like, lava

: ((how does a flame element drool?

: ((oh yea

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Mmh... Bread..."

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

: ((Wha

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: ((What about bread

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Tasty bread..."

: ((Is fellby fucking me in a dream))

: ((bitch he might be

: ((Oh shit))

: ((putting some bread in his oven

Elo: ((https://images.discordapp.net/.eJwlyTkOwyAQQNG70LPE7L7NBAhGwowFkyrK3WMpv3jN_7D37GxnB9G1dilzWwlnFotwQi2iItZe4GpLJDwlEEE6zjJoyc244J1WMUQTg7-Tm_XaOvvQRnml7hvkcxbI_G9bvLdX4ThbbQM691EHI65R2fcHNForrQ.-7YAY46e3Op3AGChIEmRk0lFrbE?width=400&height=270

: ((and by oven we mean ass

: ((maybe bread is fucking Fellby

: [font=Smallcaps]Bread: "Mm gimme dem firey buns you cuck."[/font]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "But... you're the buns, heh..."

: ((What if Fellby was using a baguette as a dildo, and then it started talking.))

: ((he would scream

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] THE GAME [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] CHANGED [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] MY DESKTOP [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] FOR A PUZZLE [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] http://prntscr.com/dhxzda [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [font=Smallcaps]Bread: "You are a very odd man if you don't react to a sentient loaf of bread having sex with you."[/font]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LYyUZbF.jpg]Nikodemus[/url]: (theres two Nikos now?

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]woah shit[/color]

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] His name is indeed Niko. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]that's pretty fucking neato[/color]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Mh, it's okay...."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "I'm gettin' paid"

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]So[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]Since [/color][color=#ffffff]The Scape[/color][color=#bfbfbf] is now a miniarc[/color]

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: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]miniarc/arc maybe[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]I'll need a new character for main[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]Because these fucks will be busy[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]Time to think[/color]

Azalea: -She fell asleep.-

: [font=Smallcaps]Bread: "The fuck are you thinking"[/font]

: [font=Smallcaps]Bread: "I don't have money"[/font]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "FUCK"

: gets so angry he wakes up.

: [font=Smallcaps]Bread: "That's what we're doing right now."[/font]

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Aare you okayy?

Gunnar: -He looks up at Fellby.-

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "...."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Yeah, yeah, 'm fine..."

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/44/6e/51/446e510d981f350302451572c5973c45.jpg]Hades[/url]: He walks in.

Gunnar: "You looked like you wanted to punch someone,"

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Alriright...

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]I don't even know where to start jeez[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]My mind is blank[/color]

Gunnar: "Hi, Hades."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "... I got so angry, I woke up..."

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Oh.

Gunnar: "Oh, huh

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/44/6e/51/446e510d981f350302451572c5973c45.jpg]Hades[/url]: He sits next to Gunnar. "Hi."

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] The anydoor opens again. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] ...

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] And he steps in, rubbing his eyes. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

Gunnar: "Hi, Hades. Again

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] H-hhello.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Hey kid."

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] He glances around "Hello! There's a uh...lot more people here now." [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] He looks like he just woke up, and he doesn't have the lgithbulb with him now. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Where's uh... your thing?"

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] Aaaand his ears immediately droop down. "I uh...lended it to someone, sorry. They needed it more than me." [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

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: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Ah, okay.."

: kinda just stays quiet.

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]cool I now have a character[/color]

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] (nice

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]...that will be revealed tomorrow, because I have 11 minutes[/color]

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] (k

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/44/6e/51/446e510d981f350302451572c5973c45.jpg]Hades[/url]: I have a character

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] He's already seeming a little sad at the mention. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/44/6e/51/446e510d981f350302451572c5973c45.jpg]Hades[/url]: That I will introduce in eight minutes

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]neat[/color]

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] And goes to the table, his bag clinking at his side. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]10:37 is rather specific[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]10:27&[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]*[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]but you do you[/color]

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Gunnar: -He holds Hades' hand.-

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: he blushes

: enters the bar

: waves.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Hey bird boy."

: waves

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] He waves, his ears perking up, the yellow catlike orbs staring. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

Jason Scott: -He is with him.-

Jason Scott: "Guys if I were to propose to Glados, what do you think would be a good ring,"

: smiles

: points at Schyroton

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]...and now Ñ works[/color]

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] ...

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]that's[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]wow[/color]

: walks over and knocks on a metal plate

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LYyUZbF.jpg]Nikodemus[/url]: -of Schyton

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]for scapemaster i did nnn = Ñ[/color]

Jason Scott: "Why are you hitting on the robot."

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]and it didn't work for a day[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]and now it works i guess[/color]

: shudders.

Jason Scott: "Hitting the robot,"

: makes a circle around the metal plate

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Pllease no.

Jason Scott: "Is what I meant to say."

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] ...

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Plplease do not hit me.

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] He looks across the bar. Scanning the floor for shinies and other notable objects. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: didn't hit to hurt, but just show point tothe metal plate

Jason Scott: "Nah, he's just saying hi."

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Oh...

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] He likes to just grab random things and put them in his bag for later locaiton. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: scratches his head

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]anyway, i might as well leave now[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]gn <3[/color]

: ((gn

: Autumn [] disconnected.

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] (gn

: gn

: just doesn't like being hit.

Jason Scott: "What's wrong, Niko?"

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] His head snaps up. "Huh?" [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: goes to the back an returns with a metal pan

Jason Scott: "Shit I have a genious," idea for a ring,"

: points to the pan, then to schryotons plate

: Fellby's wedding ring: It's just a plain, platinum band. He puts it on the chain around his neck when he's doing his job.

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] ...

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] He's not really gonna steal someones wedding ring. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] [s]Ii'm gay, nonot pannn.[/s]

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] [sub]"No puppeteer, that's not something we can take."[/sub] [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

Jason Scott: "I don't think he's made of iron. You're titanium, right?"

: make a circle around the metal

: nods

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Mmostly, yeyes, bbut it's annn alloy.

: pointed when Jason said, "Titanium

Jason Scott: "Titanium? A ring from titanium?"

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "Wait." He points at Jason. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: nods

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "Did you say my name, Mister?" [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Jason Scott: "If your name is Niko then yes,"

Jason Scott: "But this is also Niko."

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "Do you uh...oh." [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: points to himself

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "Ohhh!" [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

Jason Scott: -He points to Nikodemus.-

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "That's cool!" [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] He smiles widely. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

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: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Oh.

Jason Scott: "Wanna go make friends with your doppelgänger, Niko?"

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Niko: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/4d/d0/3b4dd09169a220b12672c6251706f0ef.jpg]+[/url]The Anydoor opens for a second.

Jason Scott: -He pulls out a phone.-

: looks over at Niko

Jason Scott: -And stars making a design for a ring.-

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] He stares over, waving. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: waves

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: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] There's a bag infront of him, filled with lots of different random things. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] ...

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] He's from a puzzle game where you have to find lots of stuff, so he just collects things. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] Currently in Niko's bag: [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

Jason Scott: "Titanium ring... glass casing... diamond falling through small portals,"

: nods to Jason

: Wally's connection timed out.

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

: walks over to Niko and looks in the bag

Jason Scott: -He nods, drawing a sketch of it.-

: Wally [] joined chat.

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] An old destroyed gun, no ammo, rusted over. A gas mask, some gloves, a glass empty bottle, a syringe filledn with some blueishjelly liquid, a jar full of glowing shrimp, and a small half-hazard metal crowbar. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

Niko: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/4d/d0/3b4dd09169a220b12672c6251706f0ef.jpg]+[/url] And then a younger kid walks in, pressing something on a remote that's attached to a necklace he's wearing.

: Schyroton [] joined chat.

: Elo [Elo] disconnected.

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: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]So Bread[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]Remember[/color]

: gets himself a drink. "Let me guess, your name is Niko?"

: reaches into the bag and leans into it

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] ...H-hhhello.

Niko: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/4d/d0/3b4dd09169a220b12672c6251706f0ef.jpg]+[/url] "Hi."

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] He scoots back, eyes widening. "Uh...careful, theres some sharp stuff in there!" [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]How you asked how loose my tooth was, and you used something along the lines of 'man I really want these two teeth for christmas'[/color]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "That doesn't answer my question."

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]And I said I'll probably have them by christmas[/color]

: your MOM goes to college [] is now Niko [Niko].

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: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]So shit[/color]

: pulls out the syringe and scratches his head

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]One down[/color]

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "Uh...that's uh, my syringe, sorry." [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "Do you need it?" [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

Niko: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/4d/d0/3b4dd09169a220b12672c6251706f0ef.jpg]+[/url] He walks over to Niko.

Niko: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/4d/d0/3b4dd09169a220b12672c6251706f0ef.jpg]+[/url] And waves.

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: waves

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] He waves [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

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: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: It's time

: shrugs and points to the syrnine

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] -Oh boi-

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "DO you uh...wanna know what it is?" [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

Niko: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/4d/d0/3b4dd09169a220b12672c6251706f0ef.jpg]+[/url] "What's that?" He points to the syringe.

: nods

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "It's uh...shrimp jelly." [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "I got it from this big blue bubble full of shrimp in The Barrens." [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

Niko: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/4d/d0/3b4dd09169a220b12672c6251706f0ef.jpg]+[/url] "Oh."

Niko: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/4d/d0/3b4dd09169a220b12672c6251706f0ef.jpg]+[/url] "Is it bad?"

: raises his eyebrow

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: This bitch enters the bar, trumpets sound, and a jazz track plays. On her head is a phonograph for a hat emblazened with the Saturn symbol, otherwise her attire is as pictured. She brings in two naked men on chains without hands behind her, looking regally at the bar. In the center of the room, one of the men gets on his hands and knees, the other standing behind him. She sits on the man on his hands and knees, leaning onto the other, casting her glance around.

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "...I dunno." [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] He just tries to ignore this. Screaming internally. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: puts the needle back

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] ...

Niko: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/4d/d0/3b4dd09169a220b12672c6251706f0ef.jpg]+[/url] He nervously presses his necklace remote.

Jason Scott: -He finishes the sketch. It is a titanium ring, with a square of glass on the top, the square of glass has a portal on the top and bottom, in which a diamond is constantly falling through.-

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "... Who the fuck?"

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "What the fuck?"

: pulls out the old destroyed gun

Elo: "

Jason Scott: "The fuck."

Jason Scott: "..."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: "Hello."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Honey, keep your kinks to the bedroom."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LYyUZbF.jpg]Nikodemus[/url]: ...

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "Uh...that's a gun, I think." [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: aims at the roof and pulls the trigger

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] ..........

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: "Greetings to yourself as well."

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] It falls apart. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: "My name is Sel."

Jason Scott: "...Hey Schyro, since I think we both want to ignore his bullshit, how does this look?"

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] Like the entire grip just falls off. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: "And my planet is Saturn."

Jason Scott: -He shows them the sketch,-

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "... Good to know."

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "..." [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Oh, iiit looks nininice.

Jason Scott: "Think Glados would like it?"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: She observes the bar, the males stoically performing their duties.

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: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: She crosses a leg, casting an eye to Niko

Niko: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/4d/d0/3b4dd09169a220b12672c6251706f0ef.jpg]+[/url] "....."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] -Which one lol-

: ((There's three))

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: Niko

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LYyUZbF.jpg]Nikodemus[/url]: ....

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "..." [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: ((THERES THREE)$

Niko: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/4d/d0/3b4dd09169a220b12672c6251706f0ef.jpg]+[/url] "...."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: Niko

: tosses it to the side

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: "Hello, child."

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] He makes a distresed noise, jumping up to go get it. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: Oh it's bird niko

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Jason Scott: "Niko, don't through Niko's stuff around."

Jason Scott: throw*

: nods

Niko: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/4d/d0/3b4dd09169a220b12672c6251706f0ef.jpg]+[/url] "I don't have any stuff."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Don't be naughty Niko."

Jason Scott: "No, the other Niko like

: looks at hSel

: [font=Smallcaps]Niko."I[/font]

: waves to hSel

: ((pokemon CaU: pick one of the three nikos as your starter

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: "Come here, child."

Jason Scott: "Heeellllll to the no."

Jason Scott: "Stranger danger,"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: "Why? I am not a dangerous woman."

Niko: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/4d/d0/3b4dd09169a220b12672c6251706f0ef.jpg]+[/url] He walks over.

Niko: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/4d/d0/3b4dd09169a220b12672c6251706f0ef.jpg]+[/url] "Hi."

: walks over

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] He takes the gun back to the table, reaching under his hat and pulling out some crazy glue [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] And putting it back together slowly. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

Jason Scott: "That's what Dan- goddamnit Niko,"

Jason Scott: -He walks over,-

Niko: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/4d/d0/3b4dd09169a220b12672c6251706f0ef.jpg]+[/url] "What did I do?"

Jason Scott: -And stays near his Niko.-

Jason Scott: "Not you."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: She leans down from her seat of nudity, and presents a small toy to Bird Biko

Niko: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/4d/d0/3b4dd09169a220b12672c6251706f0ef.jpg]+[/url] "..."

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

: holds the toy

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: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: It's a chandelier

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: And it's also a pikachu

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: And a gun

Jason Scott: "...What."

Jason Scott: "The fuck."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: And a sex toy

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: And a meme

Jason Scott: -He grabs it,-

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "... What is this?"

: just leaves.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LYyUZbF.jpg]Nikodemus[/url]: ...

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: "It's a new toy we're testing at my factory."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: "Let the child play with it."

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Jason Scott: "Don't give my son a memic poke-sex gun."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: "The toy has a meaning, you see."

Jason Scott: "You know what a I think of your toy?"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: "I don't expect you to understand."

Jason Scott: -He drops it.-

Jason Scott: Sucks."

: gets behind Jason

: (("that's one of its features"))

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: "That's one of its features."

Elo: sel

: High Priest Laharlot [] changed the topic to "Jason Scott: "Don't give my son a memic poke-sex gun.""

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "It's not appropriate for kids!"

Jason Scott: -He starts to shoot it with his tracer pistol. Luckily weird laser guns aren't loud.-

Jason Scott: "I'm killing your bad toy."

Jason Scott: "Raaa."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: "It's perfectly appropriate, it's designed to perfectly interest the average child."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: It explodes

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: "...still a prototype."

Jason Scott: "Oh so now you're trying to turn my child into a terrorist."

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Jason Scott: "How dare you."

Jason Scott: -He squints at them, picking up Niko, his Niko, and backing away.-

: is picked up

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: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: "Very well, your child would not be within our target audience regardless."

Jason Scott: "Can you at least put clothes on your little man servants."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: "They too, are designed to attract children."

: [url=http://images5.fanpop.com/image/answers/2760000/2760271_1338686401929.38res_250_300.jpg]Literally Satan[/url]: He kicks in the door.

: [url=http://images5.fanpop.com/image/answers/2760000/2760271_1338686401929.38res_250_300.jpg]Literally Satan[/url]: "EVERYONE STEP OUT I THINK A DEMON ESCAPED."

Jason Scott: "You're terrible at children."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "WHAT?"

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Jason Scott: "Oh hi Satan."

: remains seated despite this.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: "Hello."

: [url=http://images5.fanpop.com/image/answers/2760000/2760271_1338686401929.38res_250_300.jpg]Literally Satan[/url]: He points wildly at Holy Mountain Fuck.

: [url=http://images5.fanpop.com/image/answers/2760000/2760271_1338686401929.38res_250_300.jpg]Literally Satan[/url]: "EVERYONE RUN THE FUCK AWAY."

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: calmly sips his drink.

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: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: "I am no demon, sir."

: [url=http://images5.fanpop.com/image/answers/2760000/2760271_1338686401929.38res_250_300.jpg]Literally Satan[/url]: "YOU LOOK LIKE THE LOVECHILD OF ROSIE O' DONALD AND SARAH PAULIN."

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Jason Scott: "Niko, wanna come help make the ring?"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: The phonograph makes a record scratch

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: And plays this https://soundcloud.com/icebrigade/shit-gets-incredibly-real

: leaves out the actual bar door, prefering to watch from outside.

: [url=http://images5.fanpop.com/image/answers/2760000/2760271_1338686401929.38res_250_300.jpg]Literally Satan[/url]: He raises up his phone.

: [url=http://images5.fanpop.com/image/answers/2760000/2760271_1338686401929.38res_250_300.jpg]Literally Satan[/url]: [I need the hitler squad help]

Azalea: -She's still fallen asleep.-

Fopdoodle: [but there's a werewolf]

: [url=http://images5.fanpop.com/image/answers/2760000/2760271_1338686401929.38res_250_300.jpg]Literally Satan[/url]: [This one is the serial killer]

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Hywel: [Why is there a Hitler Squad]

: nods to Jason

Jason Scott: -He picks Niko up, and heads to the lab.-

Fopdoodle: [oh]

Female Asriel: [Why wouldn't there be?]

Fopdoodle: -He's there-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: She sits on the man

Miyu: She's still sleeping on her goat.

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Hywel: [Fair point.]

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Asriel: -He hums memory, still sifting through her hair.-

Miyu: Her eyes snap open.

Miyu: "Someone's humming a plot-relevant theme song."

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Asriel: "...Was that me?"

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Miyu: Annnnd she's back asleep "...Zzz..." (Twinkletoes)

Female Asriel: smol is humming this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvk89PQHDIM

Female Asriel: however he is busy on a hot date

: is confused onw what happened but happy to be with Jason

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: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: She winds up some chatter teeth and lets them loose on the floor

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: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "...."

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Asriel: "...Seriously, Miyu? That's fast?"

: is just. Confused.

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Jason Scott: "Lets go make a ring."

: nods

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: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: "Sir, would you be interested in one of my toys?"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: Oh jesus christ what would a sex toy from Sel industries be like

Jason Scott: -He heads off to make a ring.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: "Dom?"

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Some weird fetish of yours?"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: "We have a wide selection of toys to choose from."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: She opens her dress

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] -His eyes widen-

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: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: She's naked under it because this is the holy mountain, but she has a large assortment of children's toys

Gunnar: "Fuck this good bye."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "... Those aren't my kinda toys."

Gunnar: -He leaves through the bar door, making a b-line to Waterfall.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: "Are you certain?"

: is sufficiently weirded out.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: She holds up a teddy bear

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] -All he can do is nod.-

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

: ((I take it that holy mountain is british

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: http://d1mqai8gfnbs7r.cloudfront.net/media/aTr5LnHVHZaDJP0t2wyIwBp4LBcOWn89-34.jpg

Elo: ((Mexican

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "n... no thank you"

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: ((huh it sounded british

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Elo: ((It's a masterpiece

Elo: ((Watch it

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: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: "Are you certain? It achieves orgasm on its own."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "I... um."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Don't need that."

: is slooowly inching away.

: ((Brazil is a masterpiece

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: "We imported the finest asian semen to ensure an intellectually superior bondage experience."

: ((czech that film out

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "..."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Okay goodbye i'm gone"

: goes home.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: She is left in the bar

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: With whoever

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] And then there was one. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: And a cummy bear

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: She turns to niko, who is a child, correct?

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: (("I would bear watsky's children" -laharl

: ((anyone think that The Last Guardian game looks meg

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LYyUZbF.jpg]Nikodemus[/url]: meh*

: (("i would bear watsky's children" -laharl

Elo: ((Looks like shit from footage i've seen

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: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LYyUZbF.jpg]Nikodemus[/url]: (7 years for that game?

Elo: ((I just know the dog's gonna die at the end

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: ((yeah but the twist is that you want it to doe bcause it doesnt fuckin listen

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LYyUZbF.jpg]Nikodemus[/url]: die*

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: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] He looks around ther bar for anything notable, such as broken things. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: There's a glass on the counter.

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: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] He looks at the glass, and looks across the bar some more. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

Edgelord: -a puff of smoke happens in the corner of the bar and out comes a man with a skull mask and black trench coat

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Edgelord: Behold

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "..." [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] He grabs the glass. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

Edgelord: .....wait...were is everyone

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "They all left!" [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: ((everyone: hey let's not make fun of people behind their backs

: ((vc: *proceeds to make fun of someone behind their back*

Edgelord: What!? How am I suppose to tell my epic backstory now and how I became the lord of the edge

Edgelord: ....shit...

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "...I'll listen." [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

Edgelord: oh okay

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Edgelord: So there I was. 36 years old and living in my mothers basemenf

Edgelord: I played counter strike everyday. Kids called me faggot and insulted me daily

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: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "..." [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

CryingEevee OOC: ((edgelord?))

Edgelord: one day the power was out and I was forced to leave the house to forge for food

edge: ((edgeadeathpbodiebloodebloodblooddeathbodiebloodemdeathchecan'darknessbloodmdeathchede))

Edgelord: I came across a birthday party for a kid

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "Mhmm?" [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai mv))

: ((hi

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Edgelord: they offered me some cake and I was all like,"Whatcha you want me do this? Eat it?

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: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "That's what you do with cake, right?" [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

Edgelord: so I took it and threw it on the ground!

Edgelord: then Ithrew the whoke cake

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Frisk: ((>EDGELORD

Frisk: ((Why

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Edgelord: Then I was like,"Happy birthday to the ground! Welcome to the real world jackass!

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Edgelord: then they quickly proceed to kick the shit out of me

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: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "...Oh..." [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, so i started soma spirits' new game plus))

CryingEevee OOC: ((and it actually starts differently than the normal game))

Niko: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/4d/d0/3b4dd09169a220b12672c6251706f0ef.jpg]+[/url] Yaz

Niko: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/4d/d0/3b4dd09169a220b12672c6251706f0ef.jpg]+[/url] Is that a

Niko: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/4d/d0/3b4dd09169a220b12672c6251706f0ef.jpg]+[/url] Lonely Island

Niko: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/4d/d0/3b4dd09169a220b12672c6251706f0ef.jpg]+[/url] reference

Edgelord: as I lie there bleeding I realized my destiny was to take revenge and stop bullys and cyberbullies like those kids

Edgelord: ((yes

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: ((... i could say something passive-agressive but i'm not gonna, you're probably gonna mock me for it

: ((Chime, what's up.

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: ((You know exactly what the fuck is up, Laharl.

: ((I know, i'm sorry for what I was saying.

: ((I apologized, but I think you left VC.

: ((sorry for what i said in vc as well.

: ((That sort of shit is what killed the old cau discord.

Edgelord: ((okay I thought it was me a momebt

: ((Got it, it won't happen again.

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "...But uh, they weren't...nevermind." [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: ((Will it? Or will it only happen when I'm not there?'

Edgelord: So I

: ((^

: ((that ^ was to harl

: ((If you're gonna say it's only when you're gonna not be there, there's no use convincing you of the opposite.

: ((As there's no way to prove that.

: ((i promise to do my best at not saying shit whether youre in vc or not.

: ((... Got it.

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: [url=http://i.imgur.com/5AkhRjN.png]Heart[/url] [url=http://forums.rpgmakerweb.com/uploads/monthly_2016_03/HeartSoul.png.31ce9c6ba28a9519a4099bb8bf3c52a5.png]And[/url] [url=http://i.imgur.com/LoN9kTW.png]Soul[/url]: ((test

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Edgelord: ((isnt heart and soul pokemon

CryingEevee OOC: ((heartgold and soulsilver))

CryingEevee OOC: ((but heart and soul aren't in reference to that))

Edgelord: ((is that a yes?

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's a kinda, there's no pokemon heart and no pokemon soul))

Edgelord: (nm then

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] He looks across the bar again silently. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

Edgelord: ....where was I

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]also the heart and soul command will probably never be used, rather, individual commands for heart and soul respectively[/s]))

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Edgelord: so I knew ot was just a matter of time before every child became a bully

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Edgelord: So I donned my costume and started striking early to ensure every child wouldnt bully

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "...Uh..." [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

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Edgelord: I first I screamed and yelled at every kid I came across

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Edgelord: Then claimed to fuck their mothers

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: walks back in, hoping Sel is gone.

Edgelord: the tears of justice and revenge fell from their eyes

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "..." [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "You sound funny." He says, his ears perking up. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

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: turns the fuck around.

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Edgelord: then a father called me a hypocrite followed by beating the shit out of me

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "..." [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] He goes back to looking across the bar for notable objects to use to fix things. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

Edgelord: the pain.....its something you could never understand

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "..." [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

Edgelord: oh my best friends are Shadow the Hedgehog and Vincent Valentine by the way

Edgelord: you know them

CryingEevee OOC: ((so i just beat optional superboss apparently))

: walks in bc i don't feel like introducing my new character yet.

Edgelord: my egde detector just went off

Edgelord: edge*

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "... Who, me?"

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "...That's rude." [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

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Edgelord: points the Extremely Depressing Guy Extreme device at Fellby

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "... Buddy."

Edgelord: The EDGE says you are on the same levels as cloud strife in edginess

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Vaati: -His edge levels are very high.-

FFrisk: "Vaati, we need to talk."

Vaati: Yes?

: Schyroton [] is now Vaati [Vaati].

FFrisk: "You're starting fired by accident."

FFrisk: "You're so edgy that any rocks you scrape with your feet are releasing sparks."

Edgelord: isnt actually very edgy. Hes just a wannabe

Vaati: Shit.

Vaati: I warp most places and I apologize.

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]so edgelord is like me[/s]))

FFrisk: "Very well."

Edgelord: is actually just a hypocritical piece of shit

FFrisk: "Now how do we remove these grass type pokemon from the forest."

Vaati: Warping them, except the anchor, give it to me.

FFrisk: She points at a large section of the forest.

FFrisk: A kartana runs through and uncreates it.

FFrisk: "We can't warp that."

Vaati: ...I can fight it.

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FFrisk: "...Okay, go fight it, and come back later."

Edgelord: sits on the edge of thr couch and plays emo metal music

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, soma spirits has... loose r2. small enough that i completely overlooked. AKA it's just the wording, but it still is probably bad for MV. only know of one instance though))

CryingEevee OOC: ((in other news, my nose is all stopped up))

FFrisk: She just gives a slow clap.

: sighs. He'd say something but he listens to Nine inch nails.

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: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: She rides her carriage away

Edgelord: (anyone remember chowder?

CryingEevee OOC: ((dude))

Elo: ((Hell yeah

CryingEevee OOC: ((i loved chowder))

Elo: ((I rped schnitzel here once

: ((i know of it but never watched it

CryingEevee OOC: ((i need to go back and watch it all))

Edgelord: ((who was chowders gf?

CryingEevee OOC: ((panini))

CryingEevee OOC: ((except "I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND"))

Edgelord: ((It would have been funny if Miyu and Asriel had that style relation

Edgelord: ((but reversed

Miyu: She's nothing but close friends with Asriel to people that aren't in the fanta household

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Elo: I'm not your girlfriend

FFrisk: "So."

FFrisk: "How'd it go."

Vaati: ((ok

Elo: ((Why is family feud funny

Edgelord: ((that require bread to make asriel more assertive thou

Vaati: is covered in blood and stab wounds. "You speak to me."

FFrisk: "On the bright side."

Vaati: It is dead.

Vaati: But it stabbed me much and it hurts.

FFrisk: "Well."

FFrisk: "I guess you can take any of those things that are still alive."

Vaati: Yes.

Vaati: immediatly warps off to get himself dhelmise

Edgelord: Ahhhh the pain that is in my heart

Edgelord: my curse...

CryingEevee OOC: ((>take))

CryingEevee OOC: ((>get himself a))

Vaati: ((he steals it from the forest via magic

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]people tend to forget that pokemon indeed have been proven to have as much emotion as people[/s]))

Vaati: ((i know

Vaati: ((there are people i rp who do not quite grasp it fully but grasp that they have emotions

Shoe: He throws pyukumuku at walls for fun

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Shoe: And bounsweet too

: ((shoe: *finds a starving pyukumuku* this bitch empty, YEET

Shoe: He trots onto Grand Hano Resort

Frisk: (("Mmyess"

Shoe: He finds alolan diglett

Shoe: He chucks it back in the water like a good boy

Vaati: honestly would do horrible horrible things to bounsweet

Frisk: ((Shoe rips off the hair revealing it to be a wig

Frisk: ((Puts it on

Frisk: ((And sings the He-Man theme

CryingEevee OOC: ((how do you guys think making pokemon sound would be, rp-wise. would it be like animal noise, or the anime's thing of saying their name))

Vaati: ((a mix between those

Frisk: ((Vaati's a Pokemon

Frisk: (("Anus sniffler!"

Frisk: (("Vaati waati!"

CryingEevee OOC: ((actually))

CryingEevee OOC: ((the minish/picori))

CryingEevee OOC: ((do just say pico and picori iirc))

Vaati: ((at the very least, schyro's mimikyu is confirmed to speak in the voice of the damned

Frisk: (("Minish dick extender!"

CryingEevee OOC: ((without being able to understand them))

Vaati: ((thats only in english versions

Frisk: ((How does Minish sex work

Frisk: ((Do they have really small penises

Vaati: ((in the original, they speak backwards japanese

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]my guess is its proportional[/s]))

Frisk: ((And really small holes

Vaati: ((and theyre proportional

Shoe: When he was younger, just a bad little kid

Shoe: His mama noticed funny things he dis

Shoe: Like shooting patrats with a bb gun

Vaati: ((LIKE SHOOTING PUPPIES WITH A BB GUN

Vaati: ((HED POISON GUPPIES AND WHEN HE WAS DONE

Frisk: (( "Arufinus Nomok!"

Shoe: He'd poison tympoles, and when he was done

Frisk: ((That's backwards japanese for anus sniffler

Shoe: He'd find a torracat and bash its head

Vaati: ((shut up oh my god

Vaati: ((thats great

Vaati: ((THATS WHEN HIS MAMA SAID

Frisk: ((Is Merasmus Vaati's mother

Frisk: ((Did the mother die and he's taking her place

Shoe: THAT'S WHEN HIS MAMA SAID MY CAT I KNOW YOU'LL FIND A WAY

Vaati: ((vaatis older than merasmus

Shoe: TO MAKE YOUR NATURAL ENEMIES PAY

Shoe: YOU'LL BE A DEAAATH GODDD

Frisk: ((Merasmus has a dick small enough to fit into a Minish vagina

Vaati: ((oh my god

Frisk: ((A disney film starring Vaati

Frisk: ((Merasmus

Frisk: ((And MV in the background

Frisk: ((Vomiting rainbows

Frisk: ((Pure gayness

: plays with his cup.

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Shoe: YOU HAVE A TALENT FOR BRINGING BACK PAIN, SON BE A DEAAATH GOD

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Shoe: PEOPLE WILL BEG YOU TO LET THEM ESCAPE

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: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] Sits silently. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

Shoe: Now im gonna stop

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Grillby: -He looks disappointed.-

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] He flinches back, thinking it's about to break [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

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: -It gets a chip in the side-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/5AkhRjN.png]Heart[/url]: ((test

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: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LoN9kTW.png]Soul[/url]: ((test

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CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, i just learned that the superboss in soma spirits is actually a character from another game the soma spirits maker, made))

: hums to himself.

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] He listens to what the song is. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] -You edgy fuck, that's your ringtone.-

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: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "...What's that?" [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Uh."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Not a song for kids."

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: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "But uh...i'm not a kid." He's a kid. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

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: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "You're a kid."

Niko: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/4d/d0/3b4dd09169a220b12672c6251706f0ef.jpg]+[/url] He walks back into the bar.

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "No 'm not." [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] [s]"You're a squid"[/s]

Niko: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/4d/d0/3b4dd09169a220b12672c6251706f0ef.jpg]+[/url] [Times walked into the bar: 2 (+1)]

Niko: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/4d/d0/3b4dd09169a220b12672c6251706f0ef.jpg]+[/url] "Hi."

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: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "How old are you?"

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: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "...Thirty." He lies. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Kid, I'm thirty."

Niko: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/4d/d0/3b4dd09169a220b12672c6251706f0ef.jpg]+[/url] "Cool."

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "Maybe I have really good shampoo that makes me look younge." [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

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: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "What's puberty?" [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Just as I thought. You're still a kid."

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "Why can't I know whatg song hat is?" [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

Niko: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/3b/4d/d0/3b4dd09169a220b12672c6251706f0ef.jpg]+[/url] "..."

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "Wait, i'll jus ask Puppeteer..." [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "It involves grown-up things."

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "..." [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] He seems to be like, listening for someone. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] Before a blush rapidly spreads on his cheeks. [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: [color=#5904b0]Niko:[/color] "Ohh." [sub][url=https://pre14.deviantart.net/1cf2/th/pre/i/2015/267/f/9/one_shot___niko_by_nuria_dosrios-d9aqum5.jpg]☘[/url][/sub]

: Niko [Niko] is now house of balloons [Niko].

: house of balloons [Niko] is now house of balloons [].

: Here's a problem

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CryingEevee OOC: ((sooo, are you going to say what the problem is?))

Vaati: ((me

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CryingEevee OOC: ((mv plz))

Robin: (me

CryingEevee OOC: ((robin plz))

: (( I was just waiting for someone to say "me"

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, how dare you))

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: ((here's a problem:

: ((i never can find my socks after i wear them

: ((you

: ((oh ok

: [font=smallcaps][color=black]I stole them[/color][/font]

: ((fight me

: ((both of you

: ((ok

: ((*opens pokemon showdown*

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]i just remembered when MV finally said, how they and robin were me and tri's parents[/s]))

: ((nah *slam dunks you into [i]THE PIT[/i]*

: ((edgy

: ((Son u wan fuckin go

: ((*throws you into the pit*

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CryingEevee OOC: ((TIL markiplier played a game i thought was really obscure))

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]and i learned it through clips played in a game theory video because yeah, i don't watch mark[/s]))

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Vaati: ((gn all

CryingEevee OOC: ((gn))

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Frisk: I HAVE SO MANY

Frisk: LAHARL MEMES NOW

Frisk: YES

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Elo: ((>'i'm just gonna take a small rest before we do it'

Elo: ((6 hours later

Elo: ((OH THERE SHE IS NEVER MIND

Elo: ((GODDAMMIT SHE LEFT AGAIN

Elo: ((https://i.reddituploads.com/e0e37d46379044948f50ba6949831441?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=cdeda2014f68801ecb89676919e2faf3

Elo: ((http://i.imgur.com/I1XDdrQ.jpg

Elo: ((https://i.reddituploads.com/e3b62300774841ab907cbe488bc71ee7?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=3e55a596dcb329db593cdf5160144017

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Elo: ((I walk a lonely road

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Edgelord: ((flame where you at?

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Edgelord: (mornin

: ((Morning))

Edgelord: ((ever watch thhundrcats?

: ((No. only hear of it))

: [font=Smallcaps]Heard[/font]

: [font=Smallcaps]*[/font]

Edgelord: ((aw.

Edgelord: ((I used to watch the 80s show when I was a kid, now I am watching the 2011 verison

Edgelord: ((and it is surprising far better

: ((Huh. That's usually not the case))

Edgelord: ((yea

Edgelord: ((the 80s version though was 80's cliche dumb, but people don't want to admit it. The 2011 is more straightforward, has a story to it, and people di

Edgelord: edie*

Edgelord: die*

: ((people Edie))

Edgelord: ((people Eddie

Edgelord: ((Ed, Edd, and Eddie

Edgelord: ((That was a good show too

: ((I never liked it))

: ((I thought it was weird))

: ((Like, it went too far beyond what was normal))

Edgelord: ((oh, when what did you like?

: ((Nikolodeon stuff. Iirc Ed, Edd, and Eddie was CN))

: [font=Smallcaps]Eddy*[/font]

Edgelord: (((like Rugrats?

: ((Rugrats was pretty good))

: ((I also watched Disney channel))

Edgelord: ( I cant remember that many nick shows on top of my head

Edgelord: ((I never did disney, mostly was CN

: ((Mmhm))

Edgelord: ((I tried to watch the actiony stuff

Edgelord: ((like swat kas, batman, Justice Leauge, power rangers

Edgelord: ((plus the sonic cartoons

: ((Which ones))

: ((There were multiple series, I think))

Edgelord: ((SaTAM and adventures

Edgelord: ((you ever watch em?

: ((Dunno))

: ((I've watched some of them at some point))

Edgelord: (dunno?

Edgelord: ((just don't really recall them?

: ((Yeah. I do recall the super Mario bros show))

: ((And I just looked up the super Mario bros show

Edgelord: ((I have never seen the nintendo cartoons actually

Edgelord: ((apart from youtube poops

: ((And apparently it's still running or some shit, because it said 1989-2016))

Edgelord: ((what? how? the actor that played mario died

Edgelord: ((or is it a different cartton

Edgelord: ((maybe in japan

: ((Probably))

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LYyUZbF.jpg]Nikodemus[/url]: -is with Jason, doing stuff with him for the ring

Loni Leyline: -is at home still-

Azalea: -She's just asleep hugged to Loni. Probably can be woken up.-

: -then wake up-

: Edgelord [Edgelord] is now Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline].

Jason Scott: -He's letting Niko paint some pieces of metal with Moon Dust Paint.-

Azalea: -She wakes up.-

: -she finds herself on a bed that is floating in the middle of the ocean, it is foggy and the water is still

Loni Leyline: -is still asleep-

Azalea: "...Uhh."

Azalea: -She kinda lightly tries to wake Loni,-

Loni Leyline: -wakes up and yawns-

Loni Leyline: ...wha....

Azalea: "Ocean. We are in the ocean."

Azalea: "What happened."

Loni Leyline: yawns again

Loni Leyline: ....no we're not...we are home

Azalea: "It looks like a Ocean to me."

Azalea: "Are you doing that?"

Loni Leyline: ...yeah thats me

Azalea: "...Ah."

Azalea: -She sits up, scratching Loni's head and ears.-

Azalea: "Kinda peaceful, then."

Loni Leyline: .....its safe here

Azalea: "...What do you mean? Here?"

: [font=Smallcaps],*[/font]

Loni Leyline: this is were I hid

Azalea: "...Huh."

Azalea: -She pulls Loni up, so she's leaning back on Azalea, while sort of sitting up.-

Azalea: -Then continues scratching her ears and head.-

Azalea: "Why am I seeing it?"

Loni Leyline: ......I don't know.....its hard to control

Azalea: "Alright..."

Loni Leyline: I think I'm....projecting it

Azalea: -She nods.-

Azalea: "I'm enjoying it, so..."

Azalea: "Don't really mind. It's peaceful."

Döven Leyline: -appears from the smoke- Yeah you are and its an invasion of others minds

Loni Leyline: fog*

Azalea: "I don't think she has a choice, Doven."

Döven Leyline: Regardless, its really hard to make ones way through the house when all I see is a foggy ocean

Azalea: "Well."

Döven Leyline: but at least it looks like shes done crying

Azalea: "...Yeah. I hope so."

Loni Leyline: ...

Azalea: "You alright, Loni?"

Döven Leyline: Father is wandering around lost in the fog, so can you stop the illusion

Loni Leyline: I'll try

: the world fades back to normal, back to the bed home. Welcome to the real world jackass

Loni Leyline: bedroom*

Azalea: "There we go..."

Azalea: -She is still just stroking Loni's fur. Hoping that's making her feel better in any way.-

Döven Leyline: Better.....Theres food if you need some Azalea

Loni Leyline: ....you should go eat....

Azalea: "Want to come?"

Azalea: "You need food too."

Döven Leyline: -laughs and walks out-

Loni Leyline: ....I don't need to eat...

Azalea: "...Well, wanna come anyways?"

Loni Leyline: ...no, I'll stay here

Azalea: "...Alrighty."

Azalea: -She kisses Loni on the nose, and gets up.-

Azalea: "Want me to come back after?"

Loni Leyline: ..if you want to.....

Azalea: "...But do you want to?"

: [font=Smallcaps]Me to*[/font]

Loni Leyline: nods

Azalea: "I will, then. I'll be back."

Azalea: -She heads out of the room,-

Döven Leyline: -is waiting for her, "Father has made pancakes for you

Azalea: "Awesome."

Döven Leyline: -heads to the kitchen- You've managed to get him out of that drunken stupor

Azalea: -She follows.-

Azalea: "That's good."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -is making pancakes while wearing an apron saying, "Fuck the chef"

Azalea: "Is that a gift from Fellby?"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Actually it is his

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -slides her a plate

Azalea: "Thought so. How's it going?"

Azalea: -She takes it, and starts eating.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: better, she still won't come out of her room, but she doesn't need anything

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: and she isnt crying

Azalea: "Yeah. I slept with her last night."

Azalea: "...You know what i meant,"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: uh huh, sure you did

Azalea: "Literally slept. Not sex."

Azalea: "Perv."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Righttttttt

Azalea: "She doesn't even know if she wants to still be with me, I wouldn't do that,"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -hands her the mable syrup, "What ever you say "Little sister" "

Azalea: "Shuush."

Azalea: -She puts some syrup on her pancakes.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: oh don't think I forgot that little request of yours

Azalea: "I didn't, either,"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Fanta ain't the only one that can adopt kids around here

Azalea: "Heh, yeah."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Well Azalea Leyline, you can take a plate of pancakes to Loni if you want......not that she will eat it though

Azalea: "Alright,"

Azalea: -She grabs the plate, and heads to Loni's room.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: make sure to eat some pancakes Doven

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Döven Leyline: No because you are trying to fatten me up so I cant be as fast

: ((yee haw

Loni Leyline: (hey

Loni Leyline: -is in the room sitting there

Azalea: "I've got pancakes."

Loni Leyline: oh

Loni Leyline: Jager keep trying to get me to eat....

Loni Leyline: just....leave it on the table

Azalea: -She does.-

Azalea: "Try and eat it. Tastes pretty good."

Loni Leyline: I'm okay....I don't need to eat ....comes with being undead

: ((does that mean the zombie eaing popcorn joke cant work?

: ((dammit

Azalea: -She nods.-

Azalea: "Well, I'll come back in a bit. Gonna talk with Jager."

Loni Leyline: oh...okay

Azalea: "Seeya."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -has a mouth full of pancakes, "You see, at range, you want to adjust for windage at 400 not 600

Azalea: -She heads back out.-

Döven Leyline: You're not accounting for the lower wieght grain in the bullet Father, therefore its 600

Döven Leyline: -is drinking an vegetable protein shake

Azalea: "Are you guys being nerds about guns."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: oh hey again Azalea....whats up?

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: its the only why I can get him to talk

Döven Leyline: clearly though I am correct, considering that my primary rifle is a 6.5

Döven Leyline: I have the most experience in that caliber

Azalea: "Heh."

Azalea: "It's cute. Father son bonding."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: kid I've been using gun since before you were conceived

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: ....not exactly normal father son talk though.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: theres more pancakes if you want 'em, help yourself

Azalea: "Guns seems like a father son thing to me."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: one of the few things we have in common

Döven Leyline: if you count our genes and skills, we have a lot in common

Azalea: -She nodsxa

Azalea: -And she also sits down.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: but I got the charm, good looks, and a since of humor

Döven Leyline: and no brains

Azalea: -She snickers.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: at least everybody likes me

Döven Leyline: they hated you at first you know

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: yeah but if you hate me, eventually you fall in love with me, just ask BC, Fellby, and Viridi

Azalea: "Viridi?"

Viridi: -A note appears near Jager. It says "Don't press your luck, goat man." Signed Virirdi.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Some goddess, oh speak of the devil -grabs the letter before anyone else sees it-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Yep, totally in love with me

Viridi: -Another letter. "You're delusional." Signed Viridi.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: I'm just a mortal that the gods can't get enoguh of

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -grabs it quickly-

Azalea: "Keep getting letters from that goddess?"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: yeah, you know....love letters

Döven Leyline: -rolls his eyes-

Viridi: -A letter appears by Doven. "He's delusional." Signed Viridi.-

Azalea: "Really now?"

Döven Leyline: I'm well aware Viridi

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: what....you think you got better game than me Doven?

Döven Leyline: I can kick your ass

Viridi: -She is in your house now.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Ha! See!....can't get enough of me

Döven Leyline: .....I hate you

Viridi: "Jager, you're a hopeless romantic, you know that? I'm pretty sure everyone just pitys you."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: yet its clearly working

Viridi: "You're with like, three people at the same time. Pretty sure that's not allowed."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Three people? well theres BC and Fellby

Viridi: "You know what I meant!"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: oh you must be counting yourself now

Viridi: -The vines that she wrapped around him before start to sprout, but these ones have thorns.-

Viridi: "You better bite your tongue, goat man,"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -bites the vine instead-

Viridi: -The rest of it starts to wrap around him.-

Döven Leyline: I'd help Father but I'm too busy laughing while eating my breakfast

Döven Leyline: -isn't laughing-

Azalea: "...You aren't laughing."

Viridi: "Why are you biting that?"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Mmmmhmm! mMMlovmmm....MMmhmmemmm

Viridi: "...What?"

Döven Leyline: Exactly -drinks-

Viridi: "This should be painful,"

Azalea: "...Okay then."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -stops biting-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: well half of me is synthetic soooooo

Viridi: "What about the other half?"

Viridi: -The vines keep wrapping until he's basically bound to his chair.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: wearing an outer rigged

Viridi: "Well, still looks

: [font=Smallcaps]Still."*[/font]

Viridi: "It's probably mildly uncomfortable,"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: its helps, like....a bit.....though the vine around my neck......didn't I make kink jokes about this last time

Döven Leyline: He does not know when to stop sadly

Viridi: "Kink jokes?"

Viridi: -The vine starts to wrap around his neck.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -starts wheeze talking, "Yeah just like that

Viridi: "What would I see if I read your thoughts."

Viridi: "I don't feel like doing it."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Jazz music

Viridi: -The vines remain fairly snug, but not choking.-

Viridi: "Okay."

Döven Leyline: its always jazz with him

: ((Azalea: More like jizz amirite))

Loni Leyline: ((Doven: ZING!

Viridi: -She takes a pancake.-

Viridi: "I'm eating this."

Viridi: "And you can't do anything about it."

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: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: careful.....those are made.....with my.....love

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Viridi: "You know what, I've lost my appetite,"

Döven Leyline: why do you think I'm drinking a vegetable protein shake

Viridi: "Doven, is he normally this stupid? Or is today a bad day?"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -snickers

Döven Leyline: He does this to everyone

Viridi: -The vines squeeze Jager. It probably hurts, but it stops quickly.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: ...why so many....people..........love me

Viridi: -She sits down.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -has his eyes closed and winces a bit when the pain comes-

Viridi: "Don't struggle, else they will just get tighter."

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Elo: ((Hhhhh

Döven Leyline: he can getting interrogated yet he will do the same thing

Viridi: "I'll release them when you stop."

Loni Leyline: ((hhhHHh!!

: ((Hhhhh?))

Viridi: "...He's very annoying."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -hasn't really been struggling that much outside of the bite-

Döven Leyline: at least he isn't your father

Viridi: -She knows.-

Elo: ((I got 4 hours of sleep

Viridi: "But I'm now a love interest, with is debatably worse."

Elo: ((And now I have 2 concerts

: ((Oh))

: ((Rip))

Azalea: "Right, I'm gonna go to Loni."

Döven Leyline: well its not like he can regularly visit you, like he did when he hounded BC and Fellby

Azalea: "You guys discuss amoungst yourselves."

Azalea: -She heads to Loni's room.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: .....wait kiddo.... didn't you need....something

Azalea: -She pauses./

Azalea: "Needed what?"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: ....didn't you....come down for something?

Azalea: "No? I came to talk."

Viridi: "Don't encourage the child."

Döven Leyline: don't encourage Father

Viridi: "Just the tone of your voice can probably influence someone to be an idiot like you."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: well....take some...more....pancakes

Azalea: -She gets some pancakes, the. Heads to Loni's room.-

: [font=Smallcaps]Then*[/font]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: ...oh you.....like my voice now?

Viridi: "I meant that as in it's repulsive."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: .....got a thing for...the scottish?

Viridi: -The vines squeeze again.-

Loni Leyline: Irish*

Viridi: -For a bit longer.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -is gripping some of the vines

Viridi: "You do understand I can kill you right now, right?"

Döven Leyline: this is very entertaining

Viridi: "And I would feel little to no remorse."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: you wouldn't kill.....little old me.....you'd feel bad

Viridi: "Doubt it."

Azalea: "Hey,"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: ...thats not what.....your ...apology letter....said

Azalea: -She looks to see if she ate some pancakes.-

Loni Leyline: oh hey

Loni Leyline: -didn't-

Loni Leyline: whats going on downstairs

Viridi: -It squeezes again, harder.-

Azalea: "Some goddess is wrapping tentacle vines around Jager."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: ...you even.....gave me....a big stick.....i

Viridi: "I want that back by the way."

Loni Leyline: ......I'd say I'm surprised....but.....

Viridi: "In fact, I'm gonna go look for that."

Viridi: "Wait, I don't have to,"

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Viridi: "Because it's already gone,"

Döven Leyline: don't bother......I have it

Döven Leyline: ....dan

Loni Leyline: damn*

Viridi: "No God weapons for you."

Döven Leyline: I was gonna use that on my next hit

Azalea: -She chuckles.-

Viridi: "...You're a hit man."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -points at Viridi barely- You owe me....a god.....weapon

Döven Leyline: Yes and damn good at it

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Noo....he isn't -is struggling to talk-

Viridi: -She squeezes Jager again, with the vines. Probably too hard this time, by accident.-

Viridi: "How bad of a father are you? Also big clubs are loud, obvious, and messy."

Döven Leyline: Sometimes going in loud is fun -take a drink-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -coughs and wheezes-

Viridi: -The vines release.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -gasps for air-

Azalea: "Yeah, seems like the norm, huh?@

Viridi: "You're very resilient, I'll give you that much."

Loni Leyline: Yes....apparently so.....Jager ....finds his way into....a lot of people's......

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: also I can't tecnhincally die....I jsut reset or something

Azalea: "He has sex with tons of people."

Viridi: "...Now that's just unfair! How come everyone I hate just keeps coming back?"

Loni Leyline: I read his mind.....he does a good job of hiding it

Azalea: "He doesn't hide it at all when he talks,"

Döven Leyline: ...thats a lie....

Azalea: -She lies down, resting her head on Loni's chest.-

Viridi: "Oh. Good."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Really? Go check up TK-421.....its not there another, because BC killed me and it reset the time like to TK-422

Döven Leyline: ....that explains why I haven't been able to return home

Viridi: "...Right. So, I hope that torture stuff that I just did taught you to shut up."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: oh yeah real good job there

Viridi: "..."

Loni Leyline: all I hear from him is jazz

Azalea: "Yeah?"

Loni Leyline: its never ending

Azalea: "Sounds like my hell,"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: so....pancakes -slides a plate-

Viridi: "No."

Loni Leyline: its weird because I can't get past it.....

Viridi: -She's not looking at Jager at all.-

Loni Leyline: leans in

Azalea: -She shrugs.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -leans in*

Azalea: "Youre okay with this, right?"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -whispers, " I made this for you"

Azalea: "Kinda lied down here out of habit..."

Loni Leyline: We used to do this...right

Viridi: -She punches him. But this time it's not that wimpy punch. She has the Viridi Palm equipped, which is basically just a tattoo of herself on her hand, it makes her punch feel like a tree punched youxa

: [font=Smallcaps]You.-*[/font]

Azalea: "Yeah."

Azalea: "Did other stuff too."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -flies back and off the chair

Viridi: "How did that feel, huh?"

Döven Leyline: .....funny....

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: .....ughhhh....love hurtts

Loni Leyline: yeah...

Viridi: "No, godly weapons hurt."

Azalea: "Yeah..."

Azalea: -She turns her head to he side while lying on her.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -gets back up to the table

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: ...show someone some kindness and they go and be all rude

Viridi: "You whispered in my ear like a creep."

Viridi: "Don't try anything and you'll be fine."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -didn't whisper in her ear, just whispered

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: I did not!

Viridi: -She's exaggerating,-

Viridi: "Did too."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: did not

Viridi: -She crosses her arms, and closes her eyes.-

Viridi: "Did too."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Did not!

Viridi: "Did too."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Did not!

Viridi: "Did too."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Did too!

Viridi: "I'm glad you're admitting to it."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Damn it...you're more clever than I thoguh

Loni Leyline: thought*

Viridi: "I'd be flattered if it were anyone else who said that."

Azalea: "Miss those things a bit..."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: so you can totally change shape right?

Viridi: "No."

Loni Leyline: -nods-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: but you can

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: you're a good

Loni Leyline: god*

Viridi: "I can just change form."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: turn into me

Azalea: -She kinda slides a hand up Loni, closing her eyes.-

Viridi: -She turns to him.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: thats a handsome devil right there

Viridi: "What?"

Loni Leyline: ...-grabs her hand and holds it-

Azalea: "...Sorry."

Azalea: -She stops.-

Loni Leyline: (wait did she turn into Jager?

: [font=Smallcaps]Cant*[/font]

: [font=Smallcaps]She said can't[/font]

: [font=Smallcaps]Shirt[/font]

: [font=Smallcaps]Shit*[/font]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -nm last-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: why not? you're suppose to be all powerful

Viridi: "That's not how it works."

Loni Leyline: its okay... -wasn't trying to stop her-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: BC can and shes only a demi go

Loni Leyline: god*

Azalea: "..."

Azalea: -She continues.-

Viridi: "She's made of jelly."

Viridi: "I'm a real god with real god powers."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: such as?

Döven Leyline: doesn't seem that real if you cant change your form

Viridi: "Doven, you shut up."

Viridi: "I was just making vines grow out of the ground,"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: pretty Gaster can do that

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: just....black vines....

Viridi: "Those are tentacles, not vines."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Right one is a 6 second video on the internet

Azalea: "Is this okay?"

Viridi: "Hah."

Viridi: "You're so clever, aren't you?" -Sarcasm.-

Loni Leyline: nods

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: took you awhile to notice

Azalea: -She slips a hand under her shirt now.-

Loni Leyline: stops her hand

Azalea: -She stops.-

Azalea: "Too far, sorry..."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -his watch beeps-

Loni Leyline: ...Imnot...

Azalea: "...What?"

Viridi: "What's that?"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: well I got bouncer duty at The Bakery

Viridi: "Hope you get into a fight,"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: me too I wanna kick some ass

Viridi: -She rolls her eyes.-

Loni Leyline: ...Im not ready....

Azalea: "Yeah, sorry, sorry..."

Azalea: -She just lies there.-

Loni Leyline: So Viri your homework is to work on your shapeshifting powers

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -said that

Viridi: "I don't have shapeshifting powers!"

Viridi: "Why do you care, anyways?"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: then get some or something. Because no one is intimadated by 10 year old

Döven Leyline: -cough-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: well Doven youre just bat shit crazy

Viridi: "I'm not supposed to be intimidating,"

Viridi: "It's like a false sense of security kind of thing."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: ugh....well I suppose I could just adopt yoh then

Viridi: "I'm thousands of years old."

Loni Leyline: changes the bed room to the ocean again

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: yeah and? did you ever have a dad?

Viridi: "Don't know don't care."

Azalea: "..."

Azalea: -She nuzzlesnun,-

: [font=Smallcaps]nuzzles in*[/font]

Loni Leyline: holds back

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: well we gonna keep this thing going so either find some shapshifting powers or Im adopting yoh

Loni Leyline: you*

Viridi: "You aren't adopting me."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Viridi Leyine...not bad

Viridi: "That's weird in multiple ways, especially since you're all attracted to me."

Loni Leyline: leyline*

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Im not attracted to you

Viridi: "Hah, yeah you are."

Viridi: "It's obvious."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Nooo I said that you were startin to like me

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: and we started a platontic relation

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: as father and daughter

Viridi: "Yeah right."

Viridi: "Your reactions in the vines don't support that."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Congrats youre adopted.How about hug

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: (ayy

Viridi: "You're not adopting me!"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: We will talk about the paperwork later, be home as 6

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -heads out-

Döven Leyline: ...

Viridi: "What the heck!"

Döven Leyline: ...he should be the god of trolling

Viridi: "He's not doing that for real, rightful

: [font=Smallcaps]Right?"[/font]

: [font=Smallcaps]*[/font]

Azalea: "Miss this..."

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: [url=http://stuffpoint.com/fruit/image/303173-fruit-cute-orange-cat.jpg]Egnaro:[/url] *He trots in

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Döven Leyline: -stares blanketfully at her-....?....welcome to the family

: [url=http://stuffpoint.com/fruit/image/303173-fruit-cute-orange-cat.jpg]Egnaro:[/url] Wazzup.

Loni Leyline: ....yeah....

Loni Leyline: -no one of mine is at the bar, anout to go to bed foo

Viridi: "Ugh."

Döven Leyline: -holds the protien ddrink to her

Viridi: -She takes a swig of it.-

Döven Leyline: enjoy. -just gets up and leaves.The drink is veggie tasting

Viridi: -She likes veggies to be fair.-

Loni Leyline: -fallz asleep

Loni Leyline: ((Next time on Jagerball Z. Will Viridi be adopted? Will she find shapeshiftinh powers before then? Will Loni put out? Find out next time on Jagerball Z

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: ((Night))

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Loni Leyline: ((night? Hi and bye flame

Loni Leyline: Night*

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: yee haw

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Elo: ((My phone is broken

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: ((Rip Slaeb))

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: ((did jager just aggresively adopt someone

: ((that's amazing

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Viridi: -She's in the bar now, pouting,-

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Viridi: -The nature goddess is upset.-

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: wanders into the bar.

Smash: come in, furious*

Viridi: "Jager can't adopt me, right?"

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] ".... What?"

Viridi: "I was arguing with him, and he said he was adopting me. He can't just do that, right?"

Smash (A): I need a dry martini.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "I don't think so?"

Smash (B): I need a shot of scotch.

Viridi: "Okay good."

Grillby: -He starts to take notes.-

Smash (C): I'll take a buttery nipple.

Smash (D): I'll have a glass of water.

Smash (E): *inhale*

Smash: E I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four, animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy, and a squeeze, light axel grease, make it cry, burn it, and then let it swim.

Grillby: -He gets to work.-

Viridi: "I can't see Jager being my dad in a million millennia."

Smash (C): they serve food here, Dumbass.

: ((fellby: no but he can be my daddy

: nods. "Honestly, he doesn't need any new kids."

: ((Smash: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Viridi: "I was suffocating him with vines and he STILL said he was going to bring home adoption papers when he left his house."

: snorts. "He's a glutton for punishment."

Viridi: "I swear, if he wasn't your friend, I'd snap his neck."

Smash: (( I've actually done that

: ((Big Smash))

Viridi: "Ughh, just thinking about him gets me riled up!"

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "He's got a way of doing that, huh?"

Viridi: "All. The. Time."

Viridi: "I'm constantly watching him because he lies, and says I like him."

Viridi: "When I have an absurd amount of hatred for him."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Maybe you do actually like him."

Viridi: "What?!"

Viridi: "Are you going on about?!"

Viridi: "I think you're an idiot."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Rude."

Viridi: "You don't have a brain, you're made of fire! You can't think right enough to know that I DESPISE him!"

Viridi: "Either that or you're also trying to get in my nerves."

: [font=Smallcaps]On*[/font]

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: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Maaaybe."

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Viridi: "Ugghh!"

Viridi: "You two are a terrible couple of people!"

Viridi: "He's not my dad."

Barchar: "Hey, Viridi."

Viridi: "Hi Barchar."

Barchar: "You know what I thought of Jager when we first met?"

Viridi: "Massive pile of waste?"

Barchar: "He was an overconfident, douchey moron."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Yeah, same."

Barchar: "Now?" she shows off her ring finger.

Barchar: "And in retrospect, most of those interactions were basically hateflirting."

Viridi: "Well in not nearly as easily fooled by his great charm and personality!"

Barchar: "...."

Barchar: "Self introspection, 1."

Viridi: "...You didn't hear me say that."

: glances at barchar, then at Viridi.

Smash (D): man, every so called 'god' I meet is a moron.

Barchar: "I'm preeeeetty good at hearing."

Core!Ultima: *He walks in. He looks bored

Barchar: "You might have heard."

Core!Ultima: Heyo.

Viridi: "Barchar, I will make craggalanche sit on you,"

Viridi: "Because I know you're made of jelly and don't feel pain, so you'll be annoyed that you can't move."

Smash (B): craggalanche?

Viridi: "Craggalanche."

Smash (E): oh yeah, that guy.

Core!Ultima: Oh hey, it's Mother Nature.

Smash (D): he never argues.

Smash (A): he's rock solid in my book.

Viridi: "Pfft hah! I'm not Mother Nature! I am nature."

Core!Ultima: Same difference.

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: ((hello

: (ayyy

Viridi: "Just [u]Nature[/uW

: [font=Smallcaps]Fuck[/font]

Barchar: "I killed Craggy once, bitch."

Viridi: "You did?"

Barchar: "I mean, vicariously I guess."

Barchar: "More accurately a huge amalgamate did."

Core!Ultima: *He hops onto the couch

Smash: : haven't we all at some point?

Viridi: "Right. You got him killed."

Viridi: "But you couldn't do it yourself."

Barchar: "Just because I *didn't* doesn't mean I *couldn't*."

Barchar: "Given enough time I could probably end up killing most anything."

Smash (C): hey, actually, I have a question for Viridi.

Viridi: -She has distracted Barchar sufficiently.-

Viridi: "Yeah? I'd like to see you try."

: ((BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY CAME ON MY PLAYLIST

Barchar: "I mean, if you want to get the two of us to fight I'm down."

Barchar: "Been too long since I got a good lasering in."

Viridi: "I would win."

Smash (B): man... We need to find a way to counter magic...

Viridi: "Reset bombs work well. I'm sure you couldn't survive is all your jelly was turned to dust,"

Viridi: "Organic dust."

Core!Ultima: *Chainsaw > Nature

Smash (D): we're men of science damn it! We use logic, and common sense!

Viridi: "You wanna bet, U-Head?"

Barchar: "It's not jelly, Viridi. That's not how it works."

Barchar: "And technically, I'd still live on just fine. Body'd probably be dead though. Grant you that."

Smash (E): *eats his illogical oversized heart attack on a bun*

Core!Ultima: Hey, chainsaw is basically greater than anything.

Viridi: -She rolls her eyes at BC.-

Viridi: -Are you okay with Ultima's chainsaw breaking.-

Viridi: -I assume he can just replace it._

Viridi: -Well, just the chain, really.-

Core!Ultima: *yeh but he'll probably get fucking pissed

Viridi: -She walks over. Her wrist has what looks like a tattoo of herself. Vines and rose petals are floating around her hand.-

Viridi: "Turn it on."

Core!Ultima: ... Flowers aren't gonna break a chainsaw kiddo.

Viridi: "Turn. It. On,"

Core!Ultima: *He reluctantly turns his chain-bow on.

Barchar: "Ultima."

Barchar: "She [i]is[/i] a goddess."

Barchar: "You generally don't fuck with those."

Core!Ultima: Yeah, I've realized, but it's fun to mess with gods sometimes.

Viridi: -She holds her forearm close to her elbow, and three shots that look kind of like wood and rose petals shoot from her hand. Needless to say, the chainsaw is broken.-

Viridi: "Need me to demonstrate any further?"

Core!Ultima: Well.

Core!Ultima: Someone's salty.

Viridi: "I also am not the one who needs to replace their stupid weapon."

Core!Ultima: *He shrugs.

Core!Ultima: I'm not the god who breaks stuff to prove a point

Viridi: -She's glad no one remembered what they were talking about earlier. She sits down, on the couch.-

Viridi: "Sounds like you're the one missing out."

Barchar: "Yeah, as a goddess, breaking stuff to prove a point is pretty great.'

Viridi: -She smirks.-

Core!Ultima: *He gets up and leaves. After a while he comes back with a new chainsaw hooked up to his crossbow. This time slightly bigger.

Viridi: "Wanna test me again?"

Viridi: "Or have you learned your lessons about Goddesses?"

Core!Ultima: Nah. If I wanted to piss you off I'd cut a tree.

Core!Ultima: *He hops back on the couch.

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Viridi: "You can cut down all the trees you want down here, they're all basically dead."

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Viridi: "Don't care about this underground place,"

Core!Ultima: There's still above ground.

Viridi: "That's where I draw the line. That's MY forest, and I choose what does and doesn't get cut down."

Viridi: "I turned your apocalypse into a paradise, you better appreciate it."

Core!Ultima: *He shrugs.

Core!Ultima: I mean, nature's cool and all, but I'm surprised it's being all held together by a god that falls in love with robot goat people.

Viridi: "...You weren't even here when we were talking about that."

Barchar: "To be fair, it makes sense the nature goddess would be interested in an anthropomorphic animal, who comes from a dimension where they don't have electricity and thus there isn't as much pollution."

Viridi: "Yeah, exactly! Wait, no."

Core!Ultima: *He chuckles

Viridi: "I do NOT have interest in him."

Barchar: "Okay that's just blatantly false."

Barchar: "Like, no matter how you slice it, you have [i]interest[/i].

Barchar: "

Core!Ultima: Just admit that you love the guy.

Viridi: "I have no idea where she is most of the time, but I like Chalor!"

Viridi: "Plus, Jager said he wanted to be my DAD you creeps."

: (testing

: (quick reply

: (good to go?

Barchar: "'Love' isn't just romantic or sexual love."

Barchar: (ye)

Barchar: (just chill dude parp very rarely eats messages)

Viridi: "Shut up."

Core!Ultima: Getting angry again.

: (its more of a case of "is my internet dying or not"

Core!Ultima: You know, it's probably not a good thing for a god to get angry

Viridi: "I said shut up!"

Core!Ultima: *He chuckles and pulls out his phone

Viridi: "I hate you all."

Smash (D): what'd we ever do to you?

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Viridi: "You guys are okay. You Smashes."

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Smash: : WOO!

Core!Ultima: Did you know that it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile?

Smash (E): killing all those humans in our world payed offx

Viridi: "Who cares Ultima?"

Core!Ultima: You should. You need to calm down sometimes. It's not healthy for anyone when a god gets angry.

Smash (C): it also takes more muscle to say something than to keep one's mouth shut.

Core!Ultima: Eh.

Barchar: "So it makes sense tof rown."

Barchar: "For exercise."

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: [font=smallcaps]Mantine is a god[/font]

Core!Ultima: Sometimes I wonder what a buff mouth looks like.

Chalor: Her head snaps up somewhere.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Probably something weird."

: Celes (???)'s connection timed out.

Core!Ultima: *He puts his phone away and starts doing something to his chain-bow. Now he's trying to make his bolts elemental.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] -He heads out.-

Core!Ultima: See ya later.

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Viridi: "..."

Elo: ((Thank based god my phone lives

: (hallelujah

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Viridi: "Ugh..."

Core!Ultima: I need to learn how to use magic...

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: ((Heya DD

: (ay

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: ((ok new character time

: ((ok

: Fellby [] is now Desdemona [].

: (k

: (( Found a ref for Halla

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: -A shadow elemental wanders into the bar. She glances around, looking frustrated.-

Core!Ultima: Hello there.

: (( [url=http://cdn.wallpapersafari.com/75/70/H9cW1f.jpg]This one[/url] and [url=http://www.mosta2bal.com/vb/lyncache/3/19066station.jpg]this one[/url]

: (( Except without the sword

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "Hello..."

Viridi: "Hi, other Fire thing."

: puts her hands on her hips. "Do I look like I'm made of fire?"

Viridi: "Sorta."

Viridi: -I read shadow as fire_

Viridi: -Don't know why.-

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: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "What, did your ma drink a little too much when she had you?"

Drakon: He enters the bar, there are a few gunshot wounds in his chest. "Yes."

Core!Ultima: You do look kind of like a few fire elementals I know.

Core!Ultima: *And now he's immeaditly on edge

Drakon: "Ultima, can I telepathically converse with you privately?"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: -She orders a glass of wine.-

Core!Ultima: Why.

Viridi: "I'm a goddess."

: Hades coughs, sitting on the couch. "I'm a god."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "I ain't a religious gal."

Drakon: "I have some things to explain."

Viridi: "That doesn't matter,"

: by "..."

: [font=Smallcaps]Hi "..."*[/font]

Gunnar: "..."**

: (( https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2a/8c/29/2a8c292ff5d846c8d4fa1d836a9ff4bb.jpg

Core!Ultima: ... Sure, if I was telepathic

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: -She speaks with the stereotypical gangster moll's voice.-

Drakon: "Okay, then let's go outside."

Core!Ultima: *He pulls out his chain-bow

Viridi: "I already don't like you."

Core!Ultima: Fine.

Drakon: He pulls out a hl2 crossbow.

Drakon: And walks outside, motioning for Ultima to follow.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "Well, then we already have something in common."

Core!Ultima: *He follows.

Drakon: "I'm being impersonated."

Core!Ultima: Is that why your in your original body now?

Drakon: He has a noticably different voice and type of mannerisms from the 'I'm finna shoot you in the dick' Drakon.

Drakon: "Y-yes."

Drakon: "The DeVito guy isn't me."

Viridi: "Ugh. I'm going home."

Core!Ultima: I figured that some time after I shot him in his brain-dick.

: [url=https://images.moviepilot.com/images/c_limit,q_auto,w_710/bmohesg96kbt1vwja5cn/we-could-be-getting-our-first-asian-robin-nightwing-and-that-is-perfectly-ok.jpg]N.W. DeVito[/url]: You hear a stock demonic laugh sound effect from the distance.

Drakon: "Yes."

Drakon: "My brain isn't really...in one place."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "Seeya, kiddo!"

Drakon: "I have more than one brain. Twenty-eight, to be exact."

Viridi: "I AM THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD!"

Viridi: "I'm going to stay here out of spite, now!"

Core!Ultima: I swear to god if I see him again he's not gonna fucking last 28 seconds.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "Yeah, and you wanna know how many fucks I give?"

: waves her hand towards an empty corner of the bar. "Nada! None! Bupkis!"

Viridi: "Enough to complain!"

Core!Ultima: ...

: Celes (???)'s connection timed out.

Core!Ultima: *He makes a "don't fucking move" gesture and aims to the side of real Drakon's face

Drakon: "....."

Viridi: "Okay, you know what?"

Viridi: "I'm going to be nice."

Core!Ultima: *He makes a shot. if you want it could hit actual drakon

Core!Ultima: BOOM SHAKALAKA

: [url=https://images.moviepilot.com/images/c_limit,q_auto,w_710/bmohesg96kbt1vwja5cn/we-could-be-getting-our-first-asian-robin-nightwing-and-that-is-perfectly-ok.jpg]N.W. DeVito[/url]: he falls to the ground, dead. There's a thermos of chicken noodle soup in his pocket.

Drakon: "Did you hit him?"

Core!Ultima: *Shoots devito once more in the dick for god measure

Core!Ultima: Yup/

: (good measure*

: (Yup*

Drakon: "Oh."

Viridi: "I'm sorry for calling you fire."

Drakon: he walks back into the bar

Core!Ultima: *He checks Devito's body real quick, grabbing the soup and heads inside

Core!Ultima: He had soup for some reason.

Drakon: "I don't know about the soup."

Core!Ultima: I also doubt that he's actually dead.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "Fair enough."

Drakon: he just disappears out

Core!Ultima: Well then,

Core!Ultima: *He hops onto the couch and drinks some cocoa

Viridi: "Thanks. Sorry. I'm used to being a jerk all the time."

Core!Ultima: Anyone want some chicken noodle soup I found?

Viridi: "I'm Viridi. It's nice to meet you."

Viridi: -She goes over, and extends a hand to shake. She': still wearing the Viridi palm, so it probably looks like she': a narcissist,-

Core!Ultima: I'm Ultima. Nice to meet'cha Ms. Shadow.

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Elo: ((Hey guys you're my entertainment for 3 hours

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: (woot

Elo: ((Because i have to sit on the stage

Elo: ((Fun fact: my phone broke because of zero time dilemma

Elo: ((Worst game

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: ((Oh))

: Elo [Elo] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

Endling Asriel: "..."

Smol Asriel: he had fun at laser tag then went home

Smol Asriel: now he's lying in bed

Endling Asriel: -Yes.-

Endling Asriel: -He's in bed with him.-

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Smol Asriel: ~

Miyu: "...Zzz..."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: This is my new favorite character

Asriel: -He's fallen asleep at this point.-

Endling Asriel: -He hugs Smazzy.-

Smol Asriel: squeaks

Smol Asriel: he was not prepare

Miyu: There is now a miyu and asriel pile on the couch.

Endling Asriel: "Tired?"

Smol Asriel: "Yeah.."

Smol Asriel: ((I swear to god if i get ditched again tonight

Smol Asriel: ((I swear to fucking god

Smol Asriel: ((I will be disappointed

Endling Asriel: "I love that you're so happy..."

Smol Asriel: he smiles

Azalea: -She walks into the house, heading to her room.-

: Celes (???)'s connection timed out.

Shoe: there's a box on the bed

Azalea: "..."

Azalea: -She opens it.-

: This song has just been

: ruined

: http://i.imgur.com/AwJhdTX.png

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Elo [Elo].

Elo: he's inside

Azalea: "Hi Eli."

: [font=Smallcaps]Elo*[/font]

Elo: "A-azalea, hey.."

Elo: "I woke up in here.."

: ((sorry, went to take a shower

: loos up. "Oh, sorry. I'm Desdemona."

Azalea: -She pulls him out, while also hugging,-

: she pulls out owo

Viridi: "I held my hand there for about twenty minutes."

: house of balloons [] is now house of balloons [Hades].

Viridi: "You can see how determined I am to be friendly right?"

Hades: "..."

: smirks, then takes her hand.

Gunnar: "..:"

Elo: hugs back

Elo: "N-nice to see you again."

Azalea: "Am I allowed to take my shirt off and stuff, because I usually do in here."

Viridi: -She shakes the hand.-

Hades: He looks to Gunnar.

Gunnar: "Hi Hades.

Elo: "U-um.. if you want.."

Hades: "Hi."

Gunnar: -He land on Hades.-

Hades: whoA THERE

Azalea: "It's your choice."

: [font=Smallcaps]Leans*[/font]

Hades: "Did I ever mention that you're cute?"

Hades: he smiles

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "Nice to meet you, I suppose."

Gunnar: "You're cute too,"

Gunnar: -He smiles.-

Elo: "Sure."

Azalea: -She does.-

Hades: "Hah."

Elo: there's a slight blush, but he just sits on the bed

Azalea: -She sits on the bed, stretching.-

Gunnar: "How are you?"

Hades: "Doing fine."

Elo: "How have you been?"

Azalea: "Bad."

Gunnar: "That's good."

Elo: "O-oh.. Sorry.."

Azalea: "Lonely."

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: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]Hu[/color]

Azalea: -She lies down, and lies her head in Elo's lap.-

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]fuck[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]hi[/color]

Gunnar: "..."

: ((hi

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]so I have news about [/color][color=#ffffff]The Scape[/color][color=#bfbfbf] miniarc[/color]

: ((hm?

: (alright whats up

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]It's early and shit but I don't think I want to do the puzzles[/color]

Hades: hi tri <3

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]There's so many reasons to not[/color]

Elo: he rubs her ears gently

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]1. I don't like doing them 2. I'm bad at doing them 3. People seem to favor the fighting and the story 4. If I stop doing puzzles I can put more focus on the rest[/color]

Azalea: "Glad you're here."

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]also I might do it today if nothing else is happening[/color]

Elo: "I can help you not be as l-lonely."

: ((okay

: (aight

Azalea: "yeah."

Azalea: -She smiles.-

Azalea: "Thanks."

: hums to herself, looking over a list.

Azalea: "I've got Loni back, luckily. Dunno if she's going to want to be with me."

Viridi: "What's that."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "What's it to ya?"

Hades: gtg

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: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]Bye Bloo[/color]

Viridi: "Curious,"

: ((... still alive just came on my playlist

: ((this waS A TRIUMPH))

: flicks Viridi's nose. "Do you normally stick that in other people's business?"

Viridi: "Yeah, actually. A lot."

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]having no tooth is a lot better than having a loose tooth[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]now I can fucking drink things without my tooth imploding[/color]

Elo: "Oh.. y-yeah.. sorry about her.."

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]and also I think implode is one of my favorite words now[/color]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "If you must know, I'm looking for a man..."

Azalea: -She tries to pulls Elo into a lying down position.-

Azalea: "It's all good."

Elo: he lies down

Viridi: "Like, for a relationship, or for a specific man?"

Core!Ultima: *He's starting to look bored.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "A specific guy."

Azalea: -She lies next to him.-

Viridi: "Who?"

Elo: his wounds are getting better

: crosses her arms. "I've said enough."

Elo: not fully healed yet, but better

Azalea: "You're looking great."

Viridi: "I can help you."

Elo: "I-I am?"

Azalea: "Yeah, your wounds are getting better."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "So far you're nothin' but a nuisance."

Viridi: "Do you want a literal goddess on your side?"

Elo: smiles

Elo: "T-thanks."

Azalea: -She looks to his eyes, stroking his fur.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "Maybe not from you, specifically."

Viridi: -She shrugs.-

Viridi: "Your loss."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "That's fine, I have an idea of what he looks like anyway."

Viridi: "What does he look like?"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "Purple. Haven't seen him in years, though."

Azalea: "You're still cute though."

Elo: he blushes a bit, looking back

Core!Ultima: . . .

Elo: "You're still as cute as I remember."

Azalea: "Yeah?"

Azalea: "Damn right."

Viridi: "Oh, Oh!"

Viridi: "Is he made of fire?"

Core!Ultima: Is he made of fire?

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "Yes."

Viridi: "I know the guy!"

Core!Ultima: You're probably looking for Fellby then.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "... Fellby? His name wasn't Fellby."

Elo: he chuckles

Viridi: "I think he had a different name at some point."

Viridi: "But he's the only purple fire guy I've met here."

Viridi: "I think he used the anydoor recently."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "... Where to?"

Elo: "I'm not even sure where I was in Ardis when I left.."

Azalea: "Mmhm."

Azalea: -She scratches his chest floof.-

Viridi: "I dunno. Check the history link

: [font=Smallcaps]History."*[/font]

: checks the door.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "Some place called a "barkery"?"

Viridi: "Yeah."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "What, is it like a bar and a bakery?"

Viridi: "It has bad stuff."

Elo: he scratches her ear

Viridi: "Not for children, that's for sure."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "... Oh. It's a titty bar."

Viridi: "You could say that."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "Disgustin'. I'll just wait until he gets here."

Viridi: "To be fair, you're not wearing much more than the ones who work there do."

: fixes her with a glare. "Rude."

Elo: he sighs

Azalea: "Somehing wrong?"

Viridi: "...Sorry,"

Viridi: "Kinda just came out."

: ((Viridi: "Its just that you people can see your cleavage from the moon,"))

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "What, just because I'm a shadow elemental in a black dress gives you the right to say that?"

Viridi: "No, it's because your dress doesn't cover your... chest all that much later

: rolls her eyes and goes back to her drink.

Viridi: "I'm not saying you look bad. You honestly don't look bad."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "I look good for someone in her fifties, huh?"

Elo: "I'm sorry you're always feeling bad.."

Azalea: "Nah it's fine."

Viridi: "You're in your fifties?"

: nods. "I'm fifty two."

Elo: "No it's not, I want you to be happy."

Azalea: "C'mere then."

Viridi: "Geez."

Viridi: "I wouldn't have been able to tell."

Elo: he turns, he was already lying on the bed

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "That's 'cuz us elementals doen't really age until we hit a hundred and fifty."

Azalea: -She snuggles him close.-

Elo: he snuggles back, smiling

Viridi: "Wow."

Elo: "I've got nowhere else to be, so you won't be as lonely."

Azalea: "Yay..."

Elo: "..."

Elo: "I-is that bad? Should I go..?"

Azalea: "No, It's great."

Elo: "A-alright.."

Elo: he tucks his head in her shoulder

: The anydoor opens, and there stands a young adult girl with a long hoodie, covering most of her head and her arms, and long black pants. "...H-hi."

Azalea: -She smiles.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "Hello, you."

Core!Ultima: Heyo.

Kass: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"Hi, umm...is it safe here...?"[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]Fuck[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]Gotta fix that[/color]

Core!Ultima: Safe? Well, most of the time.

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]test[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]sweet[/color]

Azalea: "Thanks..."

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"Is it safe ñow...?"[/color]

Core!Ultima: Seems like it.

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]She sighs iñ relief añd fuck every siñgle Ñ is goñña be that way eveñ outside of speech[/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf]well that's fine[/color]

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: Autumn [] is now Kass [].

Elo: "I'm happy to be here."

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: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"Cañ I trust you all?"[/color]

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]Hi CE añd Frisky[/color]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "I suppose..."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TTLx2iy.png]♄Sel[/url]: The hardest part of rping her is I have to think of new ways to enter

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"Okay...I'm Kass."[/color]

Azalea: -She pets his ears.-

Core!Ultima: I mean, I'll trust you if you don't plan on hurting me or anyone here

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "The name's Desdemona."

Core!Ultima: But yeah, you can trust us. Name's Ultima.

Elo: he pets hers, a happy dog bear thing

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"I-I woñ't...I just cañ't be where I just was..."[/color]

Core!Ultima: Alrighty then.

Core!Ultima: *He's still a little on edge though

CryingEevee OOC: ((so, who's the new characters?))

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]Kass is...well[/color]

: (o ayyy

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]It's stated above iñ the loñg white señteñce[/color]

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]She just stañds there for a bit, before curliñg up oñ the couch.[/color]

Elo: "Missed you.."

: ((desdemona is a shadow elemental. She's looking for Fellby for a reason i nor she have stated yet.

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]If you look at her loñg sleeves somethiñg seems to be pokiñg at the eñds.[/color]

: ((Calling it

: ((Secret ex-wife

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]But she's hidiñg them pretty well.[/color]

Shadow: (([s]shadow elemental, you say?[/s]))

: ((noted

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]oh yeah, I fiñished Homestuck[/color]

Azalea: -She puts a hand on the side of Eliza

: [font=Smallcaps]Elo*[/font]

: ((why, why, why, eliza

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]It fell off after a bit, añd got really bad at some poiñt but it came back up at the eñd so that's good[/color]

Elo: ((Im putting my bet on his child from the future sent back to rewrite a terrible history from before he was born, trying to save him from the world being erased afterward by taking herself and him into a pocked dimension

: ((also noted

Elo: he slightly blushes

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"...Ultima, I cañ see your teñsioñ. I'm ñot a threat, I promise..."[/color]

Azalea: "I really enjoy having you here..."

: ((Kass' typing quirk))

: ((Nyot))

Elo: "I really like being around you."

Elo: "Not much else for me to enjoy.. heh.."

: ((is kass a cat girl

Azalea: -She puts her other hand on his other side.-

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: Kass: [color=#f0d648]ñot quite[/color]

Core!Ultima: Well I'm typically worried about most new people here, mostly due to the fact that I can never trust new people.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: -She twists her hair around her finger.-

Drakon: he walks in

Core!Ultima: I normally lighten up once I get used to them.

: ((Her saying "Nah" would be "Nyah"))

Elo: he's actively blushing at this point, looking at her eyes

Core!Ultima: *He waves

Elo: ((Well uh

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"I really doñ't wañt to be seeñ as threateñiñg..."[/color]

Elo: ((Technically, nya~

Drakon: "Hi."

Hades: (( nya~

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: Kass: [color=#f0d648]She isñ't sayiñg this as iñ 'dude i'm safe' she's sayiñg this as iñ 'i've had eñough of beiñg seeñ as that'[/color]

Drakon: he still has gunshot wounds

Core!Ultima: Don't feel bad. I act like this to nearly every new person I meet.

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]Ñoticable via her toñe.[/color]

Gaston Timeline: -It's snowing a lot here. Do with that as you will.-

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"...What cañ I do to be seeñ better?"[/color]

Core!Ultima: I'm normally okay once I've been around someone a lot or they do something that proves that I can trust them.

Drakon: He sits on the couch, humming

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "Give it time, doll."

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]She frowñs. "Okay..."[/color]

Core!Ultima: Anyways, Drakon, what's with the gunshot wounds?

Azalea: "Mm, can't wait till you're fully healed,"

Drakon: "I got shot."

Core!Ultima: By who? Need any help with that?

Elo: "Well.. it'll probably not get back to how I was.."

Drakon: "It's no big deal."

Core!Ultima: Well if you need help, lemme know.

Azalea: "So?"

Elo: "It's just a few stitches that need healing, m-mostly my feet."

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]She moves away from Drakoñ a bit.[/color]

Azalea: -She kisses his snoot.-

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Drakon: "Here's the th---" and he just fucking disappears

: house of balloons [Hades] is now house of balloons [].

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "... Well, bye then."

Elo: he laughs a bit, then kisses hers

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"..."[/color]

Core!Ultima: ...

Drakon: Tends to happen when you're being chased by feds

Core!Ultima: *He thinks that something's up.

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]She scoots back to where she was.[/color]

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Azalea: -She smiles.-

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Elo: ((Hell yeah almot dojebael

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]ok[/color]

Elo: ((*almost done

Azalea: -Sheblooks into his eyes again.-

Elo: he looks back

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]but where'd the bael come from[/color]

Elo: ((Keyboat

Elo: ((My covet isnt on my pgobe so everytho gkns scrwqed il

: She blooks into his eyes

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]alright i thiñk keyboard is more uñderstañdable thañ that[/color]

Elo: ((Phone cover is gone

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]oh okay[/color]

Elo: ((So my typing is fucked if i try to go fast

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Azalea: "You look great already..."

: ((hell yeah, got a scizor

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"Um...who was that?"[/color]

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"Are they okay?"[/color]

: ((any of yall gonna be in VC later

Drakon: and he's back, looking exhausted

: ((Me probly

: ((now i just need the porygon line, a few ultra beasts, tapu fini and tapu bulu, and sogaleo

: (( VC at ZS or on rev

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"Are you okay?"[/color]

Drakon: "The--um, y-yeah. I'm fine."

Core!Ultima: What's up with that anyways?

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"The what...?"[/color]

Drakon: "The people."

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Core!Ultima: The people? What people?

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"What people?"[/color]

Drakon: "They're trying to kill me, man. And they're succeeding."

: succ

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"...If you stay here, you'll be safe, maybe..."[/color]

Core!Ultima: Oh, is it the people that's looking for Devito but are looking for you because he looked like you?

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"..."[/color]

Drakon: "Yes."

Drakon: "Even though I look nothing like him now they still want to kill me."

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

Core!Ultima: Ah. Someone talked to me about that and was going to give me a killing thing but never did.

Drakon: he's out again

Core!Ultima: Well crap.

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: (brb food

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"...C-cañ I be tracked while I'm here?"[/color]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "I don't think so."

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"Oh, good..."[/color]

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]Okay, I'm missiñg some joke here[/color]

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]I fouñd this oñ reddit titled 'Freñch keyboard layout' http://i.imgur.com/p4Iebrh.pñg[/color]

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]oh god dammit[/color]

: ((http://i.imgur.com/p4Iebrh.png

: ((there's a stereotype about french people that they're cowards

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]oh, alright[/color]

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]thañk[/color]

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: Kass: [color=#f0d648]hi Smol[/color]

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Robin: (heyo

: ((hi

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: (bak

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CryingEevee OOC: ((escape))

CryingEevee OOC: ((alt))

CryingEevee OOC: ((delete))

: sighs to herself, thinking.

CryingEevee OOC: ((some random person just sent me a friend invite on steam))

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]holy fuckiñg shit[/color]

: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uN-UUeh-yA

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]ñow this doesñ't seem amaziñg or añythiñg, does it[/color]

: ((That was me

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]it's just a ñormal we are ñumber oñe shitpost[/color]

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]click oñ the chaññel[/color]

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]añd you see otherwise[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's the official channel))

CryingEevee OOC: ((and this seems to have a lot more to it))

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]yeah, it's the origiñal[/color]

: (but it's 1 hour long

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]that too[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((i swear, lazytown with it's random speed ups is really weird to watch))

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, the original, is actually a lot shorter and has a lot of different scenes))

: All Smash's's connection timed out.

CryingEevee OOC: (("Sportacus is always on the move and getting LazyTown active. But Robbie’s biggest dream is to make LazyTown lazy again, and to do that he needs to trap Sportacus. His plans never seem to work, so this time he decides to order villains to help him catch Sportacus. Will Robbie’s plan finally work…or will the kids be able to help their friend?"))

CryingEevee OOC: ((make lazytown lazy again))

: ([del] robbie rotten for president [/del]

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Elo: "I do..?"

Azalea: "Mmhm..."

Elo: "Thanks.."

Azalea: -She leans her head towards his.-

: (brb shower

Elo: he's blushing, still looking in her eyes

Elo: ((Concert 1 over, now i need to get food because i havent eaten today

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Elo: ((And then get yelled at for missing the rehearsal for concert 2

CryingEevee OOC: http://i.imgur.com/zMNYOAA.png

Azalea: "...I shouldn't be doing this, should it?"

: [font=Smallcaps]I*[/font]

Elo: "Doing what..?"

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Azalea: "I was gonna kiss you..."

Elo: he blushes a lot

Elo: "W-well.. I-I wouldn't mind.."

Azalea: "..."

Azalea: -She just goes for it.-

Elo: he's a bit surprised, but kisses back, as best he can

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Azalea: -She pulls back after.-

Elo: he looks happy

Azalea: -She is closing her eyes.-

Elo: "W-what's wrong..?"

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Azalea: -She is smiling.-

Elo: retcon

Elo: "That was nice.."

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Azalea: -She nods.-

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: ((yee haw

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]hi meme[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai grommet))

: ((did you just call me a grommet?

: ((ech

: ((Jontron if he had number one https://i.redd.it/4ujaiadr5z2y.png

CryingEevee OOC: ((well, you're "a swood grommet" so i didn't think calling you a grommet would be offensive))

: ((is ok

: (bak

: ((yee hi

: (ayyy haw

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"...Are you sure there's ño way I cañ be fouñd from my timeliñe...? It's ñot that I doñ't believe you, I just ñeed to kñow for sure..."[/color]

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]Today is fuckiñg slow.[/color]

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]God damñ.[/color]

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]Like, ñot as iñ CaU is slow today[/color]

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]Just this day[/color]

: yeah this weekend for me felt weird

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: (it definitly feels pretty slow

Elo: ((Name my slakoth

Azalea: -She slides a hand under his shirt, and puts her hand on his chest while she snuggles.-

: ((Jontron

Elo: ((K

Elo: past the scars he's a little bit extra fluffy on his chest

Azalea: -She scratches the flood.-

: [font=Smallcaps]Flood-8[/font]

: [font=Smallcaps]Floof*[/font]

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: Kass: [color=#f0d648]hi Yaz[/color]

: (ayy

: ((hi yaz

Loni Leyline: ((mornig

Azalea: "Now, if things don't work out with Loni, you'll be here for me, right?"

: ((More Nig))

: ((Wow))

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]wowie[/color]

Loni Leyline: (Hey there is something wrong with this loaf of bread

: ((okay, looks like i'm gonna be going out for dinner bc dad is a little bitch who doesn't want chicken strips

: ((Why))

: ((literally who the fuck hates chicken strips

Loni Leyline: ((Nothing just joking

: Elo's connection timed out.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -is in the kitchen of his house- VIRIDI1 DINNER IS READY!

Viridi: -She isn't there.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: ITS NOT LIKE YOU CAN'T HEAR ME!

Viridi: -She appears there.-

: ((fellby's new shirt: https://68.media.tumblr.com/59a1b3cf39a672e2fb1ab65f37ebc932/tumblr_oi11r9lGqi1tnysgdo1_540.jpg

Viridi: "IM CHOOSING NOT TO!"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Well you're not doing a good job of it

Core!Ultima: *He snaps back into reality

Core!Ultima: eh?

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"...?"[/color]

Viridi: "Shut up! Fell by said that you shouldn't be adopting children."

: (( I made something earlier today

: (( https://images.discordapp.net/.eJwNxFEKwyAMANC7eABTNdXa2wQVK7RGNIPB2N239_E-6jVvdapLZKwTILeVeGa9hCfVoitzvQuNtnTiB0iE0vWULgtMPKzdgsOAwbt4bBHsHjyiNbtB79H9g_KWSblJ465Hr-r7A5mZJIQ.gAAmSrWs2BWS3JbTqBSadIFh3No

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Anyways tonight is Chicken Parmesan and Mash Potatoes

: (( Because a friend wanted a wallpaper

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: oh so youre a child now?

Viridi: "No, I am not!"

Viridi: "I was stating what Fellby said!"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: well you look like one

: roasted

Döven Leyline: DOVIN!

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -said that-

Döven Leyline: -enters through the window- What?

Viridi: "I'm not a kid!"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: you want something to drink?

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: we got Soda, water, apple juice, and milk

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: oh hey Fellby, I made a plate for you too

Viridi: "Oh great, tell Jager what you told me."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Thanks babe."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Doven take a plate to Loni will you

Döven Leyline: -rolls his eyes and takes a plate upstairs-

: Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline] is now Jäger Leyline [].

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] -He begins to dig in.-

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]'mañ i'm huñgry' >heats up a piece of ham[/color]

: pours a glass of apple juice and places it in a spot next to a plate of food

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: there you go Viridi

CryingEevee OOC: ((so what's going on in rp))

Viridi: -She crosses her arms.-

Core!Ultima: *He's hanging out in the bar

Viridi: "I am not your child."

Viridi: "I hate you, sooo so much."

: is slightly drunk.

: is she drunk off 6 ounces

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]She's alive, curled oñ the couch.[/color]

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]Still hidiñg her hañds.[/color]

: house of balloons [] is now strato-frisk [SF].

CryingEevee OOC: ((ugh, i've been sneezing a lot today))

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]rip[/color]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Yes because that is why you watch and listen in on me soooo much......

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Admit it, I'm cool and you like hanging out with me

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: also your food is getting cold

Döven Leyline: -returns and starts to eat himself-

Vihelm: -He walks into the bar. He is looking down, and is dragging his sword behind him. The letters on the sword are glowing, very brightly. His arm is dripping with blood. A lot of blood, through the bandage over the mark on his arm.-

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]oh[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]self cannibalism is not good[/s]))

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"Hi..."[/color]

: ([del] is it cannibalism if you're eating yoursef [/del]

Viridi: "You're lame, and I hate hanging out with you."

Core!Ultima: Hey Vihelm

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"...Umm."[/color]

Vihelm: "..."

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]yes, it's self cannibalism specifically[/s]))

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"Is that your owñ blood?"[/color]

Core!Ultima: ... Oh.

Vihelm: -He sheaths the sword.-

Vihelm: "...Mostly."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "Looks like someone' been in a scrap."

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]She shivers.[/color]

Vihelm: -He glares at Desdemona. He grips the hilt of his blade.-

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]She siñks iñto the couch a bit.[/color]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Someones grumpy. I'm guessing its because shes hungry!

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"P-please doñ't..."[/color]

Viridi: "I don't require sustenance."

Vihelm: -He looks at amass.-

: [font=Smallcaps]Kass*[/font]

Vihelm: "Don't what?"

Core!Ultima: He won't hurt anyone here kid.

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"...Okay...but I'm ñot a kid..."[/color]

Core!Ultima: I call people that sometimes.

: holds the plate of food near her, 'It smells sooo good"

Vihelm: -He is staring at Kass. Waiting for an answer.-

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"I meañ't to ñot fight..."[/color]

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: Kass: [color=#f0d648]meañt[/color]

Viridi: "Jager, listen to your boyfriend."

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]meañ't?[/color]

Chalor: She's sitting in Frism's mindscape currently, wondering what Viridi's up to. Blissfully unaware of the current situation.

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]wait a fuckiñg secoñd[/color]

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]okay yeah, meañt[/color]

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]thought so[/color]

Vihelm: "...No promises..."

: ((gtg

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]Bye Chime[/color]

: places the plate down

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"O-okay..."[/color]

: (bai

Viridi: -A letter appears by Frism. "Help."-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: maybe a hug will help with your sunny disposition

Viridi: "You will die."

: opens up his arms

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: comme here you!

Viridi: "No."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: please!

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]dammit viridi añd vihelm are so similar[/color]

Viridi: "No!"

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]same color, both start with vi, both 6 letters[/color]

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Vihelm: "..."

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CryingEevee OOC: ((viridi is more brown))

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Vihelm: "I'll be careful."

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]hmmm[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((vihelm is more purple-ish))

: ((BECAUSE NATUURREEE))

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]maybe?[/color]

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]the look the same to me[/color]

: ((That are different))

Vihelm: test

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]actually, viridi's is EVER so slightly lighter[/color]

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Viridi: test

CryingEevee OOC: ((they look pretty different to me))

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]hi MV[/color]

: takes a step forward, "

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai mv))

: (ayy

Vaati: ((hello

Viridi: "Don't you dare."

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]i cañ sorta see the differeñce ñow[/color]

: takes another step, "itll make you feel better

Vihelm: -He is heading to the back room.-

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]oh yeah mv, for the scape i doñ't thiñk i'll be doiñg puzzles añy more, for multiple reasoñs[/color]

Robin: (hi darling!!

Vaati: ((oh, okay

Vaati: ((hi darling

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]but that meañs i cañ put more focus iñto story añd such so that's good[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((speaking of mini arcs, i'm having writer's block with helion))

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]you ñeed some help?[/color]

Vaati: ((im having blocks w my noncau things, its ok

CryingEevee OOC: ((maybe))

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]okay, i'm here if you have añythiñg specific i cañ do for you[/color]

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]She does ñothiñg about Vihelm.[/color]

Vihelm: -He goes into the room, and walks back out. He doesn't have the sword, and he bleeding part of his arm is wrapped better.-

Vaati: warps in, wearing what he usually wears in his Reborn form. The swelling finally went down since the pecan incident.

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"Hi..."[/color]

Core!Ultima: Heyo.

Vaati: Hello.

Vihelm: "Who are you.."

Viridi: "Jager."

: ((Ahahahah i have my phone

: (:D

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]ñoice[/color]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Viridi

Viridi: "don't."

Vaati: I do not believe I have met some of you. I am Vaati.

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"I'm Kass..."[/color]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: its not like you are trying to get away

Vihelm: "...Hmph."

Viridi: "..."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: pretty sure you actually want a hug

Viridi: "Don't."

: goes to hug her

: looks up, blinking at Vaati. "Hello stranger."

Vaati: It is a pleasure to meet you.

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]She's curled up oñ the couch, with a loñg-sleeved hoodie oñ, añd she's hidiñg her hañds.[/color]

Vaati: Hello, if you had not heard, I am Vaati.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "I did."

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]OHHHHHHHHH[/color]

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]IT'S CALLED SARAÑ WRAP[/color]

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]EVERY TIME SOMEOÑE SAYS IT I SWEAR THEY SAY CERAMIC WRAP[/color]

Viridi: -She doesn't stop him, but isn't hugging back.-

Viridi: "Stop!"

CryingEevee OOC: ((tfw sudden revelation))

Vaati: It is a pleasure to meet you as well.

Vaati: ((like agender father, like son

: hugs her then, and pats her back while doing so

Vaati: ((i did that too

: nods.

: stops after a few seconds, "See? was that so bad?

Viridi: "I hate everything."

Core!Ultima: *He's trying to avoid talking about the pecan incident

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Vaati: I do see one who is not a pleasure, but fortunately, the burning sensation lasted a mere hour and half, so the punishment for your disgrace shall be minimal.

Azalea: -She's still with Elo.-

Vaati: shoots a glare at Ultima.

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"..."[/color]

: places his hand on her back and directs her to the table with food on it

Core!Ultima: *He shrugs

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]She's becomiñg a bit less trustiñg of these people.[/color]

Vaati: conjures a bucket of water from nowhere and drenches Ultima.

Elo: "Y-yeah."

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]She siñks iñto the couch.[/color]

Core!Ultima: ...

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "... Have you seen a purple fire elemental anywhere?"

Vaati: Oh, do you meen Fellby?

Core!Ultima: That was a lot better than I thought it was going to be.

Vaati: For what reason do you wish to know?

Elo: his chest itself is kinda soft in spots

Viridi: "Stoooop!"

Azalea: "Mm... You're soft."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "His nane is Alexander, and, well..."

Azalea: -That sounds bad.-

Azalea: -You get the point.-

: helps her into the seat

Vaati: ...

Core!Ultima: [ayy fellby did your name use to be alexander?]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: eat up, its still warm

: ((One last guess why she wants to see him

Vaati: drops a fish on Ultima.

Vaati: ((sex

Elo: he smiles

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]yeah[/color]

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]was just about to say[/color]

: (sibling

Core!Ultima: I'll cook it later.

Elo: ((From the future

Vaati: It is toxic to most specie.

Viridi: "No."

Vaati: *species

Core!Ultima: I'll probably throw it away then.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "He's my son."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: you know how to use a fork and knife right?

Vaati: Oh.

Core!Ultima: [there's a chick here claiming to be your mom

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] -He's busy eating-

Viridi: "I AM THOUSANDS. OF YEARS. OLD."

Vaati: ((i hope my guess was wrong

Elo: "I-I keep my fur soft.."

Viridi: "I'm not eating this stupid food!"

Azalea: "I can tell..."

: ((Yeah youre very wrong lol

Vaati: ...

: grabs the fork and stabs the chicken and holds it to her

Azalea: -She tried to take his shirt off earlier, dunno if he accomplished that or not.-

Viridi: "Jager I swear."

Elo: he has his robe

Azalea: -Shit.-

Elo: so she'd have to take off the whole robe

Vaati: just resorts to wrapping a strap around Ultima's ankles and fastening it with a lock. There's no key.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: and I swear you'll love it

Viridi: "No."

Döven Leyline: if you're a god....why don't you just disappear

Elo: ((Laharl blocked me

Azalea: -What would that reveal.-

Vaati: You inconvenience me and I return it.

Vaati: ((wtf

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: because she secertly loves me

Core!Ultima: *He just whacks at the lock with his chain-bow. It's off so he doesn't cut his ankles.

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]wowie[/color]

Viridi: "Doven, aren't you busy hunting animals or something?"

Elo: it would reveal him nude

Azalea: -Well, she doesn't do that.-

Elo: because undergarments interfere with magic

Vaati: It does nothing.

: swood shoopay [] joined chat.

Elo: ((I think it was an accident

Core!Ultima: Can you please remove this lock?

Vaati: No.

Core!Ultima: You know what, one sec.

: ((ohhhhhh drama

Azalea: "Wish you would wear a shirt sometimes. So I can take it off, and you won't be completely naked."

Vaati: ((nah, just in character revenge

🐕 Dogima: *He transforms to see if that makes it come off

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: come on, just a bite

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]Swood meañt laharl blockiñg[/color]

: swood shoopay [] is now swood shoopay [KillerSwoodstar].

Vaati: It's magic, no luck.

Döven Leyline: because I'm hungry

Vaati: ((oh

: ((MY NAME IS KILLERRR KEEEEMMSTAAAAR, lets get doing INTO THE NEEEWWWWSSS!))

Elo: "I-I only have robes.."

KillerSwoodstar: ((LETS GET ROOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIGHT INTO THE NEWWWWWWWWS

🐕 Dogima: Please help me?

Vaati: Find a smith if you must, otherwise hop around.

Azalea: "Man..."

Core!Ultima: *He turns back

Vaati: If you do not, you shall stay in that way for approximately one hour.

Azalea: "Don't think you'd be okay with taking everything off, so."

: swood shoopay [KillerSwoodstar] is now swood shoopay [].

Core!Ultima: Well that's not so bad.

Vaati: I can force it to two.

Core!Ultima: Please don't

Viridi: "No."

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"...W-why are you doiñg this?"[/color]

Vaati: This is better than my initial plan.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: choo choo!

: ((Im on mobile rn but obce i get home ill check for yoy slrv

Core!Ultima: I gave her some food that she was allergic to.

: ((... Fuck

Core!Ultima: Maybe if she knew about it before-hand

Vaati: I am a man.

: (he*

Vihelm: -He walks to the room, and returns with his sword.-

: ((Mibile

Core!Ultima: Vihelm help me please

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]She ñods slightly.[/color]

Viridi: -He swings at the lock.-

: [font=Smallcaps]FUCK[/font]

Drakon: He walks in.

Core!Ultima: *o

Vihelm: -He did that.-

Drakon: With his left arm nearly completely obliterated.

Drakon: "What's going on?"

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"..........."[/color]

Core!Ultima: Help me get this off.

: wobbles a little.

Vihelm: "Not much."

Vaati: made it from magic, only more magic or a lockpick can remove the lock.

Vihelm: -His sword is enchanted, if that counts.-

Drakon: "I just saw a Chara die, ate some chicken noodle soup and I come back and nothing's happening."

Vaati: i never said anything about the strap

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]i thiñk lockpicks oñly work if there's a keyhole[/color]

Core!Ultima: Try cutting the strap

Vihelm: -He swings at the strap now.-

Viridi: "A Chara died?"

: FUCKIN

Vaati: it comes off, and there was a hole

Vaati: ...

Vihelm: "A Chara died?"

Core!Ultima: Woot.

Vaati: Damn you,

Drakon: "Yes."

: Kass: [color=#f0d648][s]blame your ñame similarities[/s][/color]

Core!Ultima: Alright, which chara?

Viridi: -She slugs Jager in the face.-

Vihelm: "How old was she."

Core!Ultima: [feeeelllllbyyyy]

Drakon: "Yes."

: tries to basically spoon f- well he gets slugged instead

Vaati: Miss, are you toxiced?

Viridi: "Hey Fellby?"

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Yeah?"

Drakon: "Nineteen."

Viridi: "I just remembered something. Some shadow thingy in the bar was looking for you,"

Elo: "U-um..'

Azalea: "..."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "..."

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"..."[/color]

Elo: "I-if you have pants I could borrow.."

Vihelm: "How tall?"

Azalea: "Yeah."

Azalea: -She points to a closet.-

Core!Ultima: [fellby plz your moms here]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] He stands up. "I gotta go."

Drakon: "Maybe like, up to your chest or something."

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]She looks añd meñtally evaluates everyoñe iñ the bar.[/color]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: I'll catch up in a minute Fellvy

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]looks at añd*[/color]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] -he go-

Vihelm: -He sheaths his sword, and heads outside.-

: rubs the punched area, "You got a mean punch

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Viridi: "Good."

: Vaati [Vaati] joined chat.

Chara: she weakly walks into the bar

Chara: injured

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: but you're still here so I pressume you want to stay. I got a guest room you can stay it. It will be your room

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]She puts her face iñ the couch.[/color]

Vihelm: -He walks inside after cutting down a tree.-

Core!Ultima: Holy shit let me get the med kit.

Vihelm: "...Oh, good."

Drakon: "Wait, that's her."

Vaati: is basically a 9'6" mage with fire sleeves

Drakon: "She nearly died."

Vaati: Hello, child.

Vihelm: -He sighs, audibly, walking towards Chara.-

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]The oñly reasoñ she's fiñe with all this happeñiñg is it keeps atteñtioñ away from her.[/color]

Core!Ultima: *He grabs it and walks towards to Chara.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] -he arrives-

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"Hi..."[/color]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "..."

Chara: "What?"

Chara: she just has a cut on her face

Drakon: "..."

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Drakon: "They said you got hit by a car."

Vihelm: -he hugs Chara.-

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "..."

Chara: she hugs back

Core!Ultima: Do you need like a bandage or something?

Chara: "No."

Viridi: "Ugh..."

Vihelm: "I killed a lot of people..."

Chara: "Huh?"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: Oh so have I

Core!Ultima: ... Well fine then.

Core!Ultima: *He puts it away

Drakon: "I killed a lot of people."

Vihelm: -He is in the bar.-

Drakon: "And a lot of people killed me."

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]see it's ñot just me[/color]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: -opps-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: So that is a yes

Vihelm: "...I tried to not do it, I'm sorry..."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "I havent seen you in 30 years..."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: oh yeah here

Viridi: "What?"

: goes to the counter and comes back with a stack of papers

: Vaati [Vaati] joined chat.

: Elo's connection timed out.

Vaati: Oh.

Core!Ultima: Drakon, are you SURE you don't need help?

Drakon: "Yes---"

Drakon: gone

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: adoption papers

Chara: "..."

Vaati: ...

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Core!Ultima: Fuck.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Y-yeah..."

: Vaati [Vaati] joined chat.

: swood shoopay [] disconnected.

: All Smash's [Smash] joined chat.

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]She makes a meñtal chart of her trust for each persoñ iñ here.[/color]

Smash: are still at the bar*

: [font=smallcaps]Someone save me from VC shitposting right now[/font]

SF: She walks in.

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]Laharl you blocked Slarv[/color]

Viridi: "No."

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]Was it añ accideñt[/color]

Vaati: i wonder how low his is

: [font=smallcaps]Jesus christ I meant to hightlight her and just now realized I had her ignored[/font]

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]About as low as everyoñe elses.[/color]

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]Because they are all fairly low.[/color]

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]Or average.[/color]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: -the two are awkwardly staring at each other-

Smash (A): ...

Smash (B): ...

Smash (C): ...

Smash (D): ...

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: I already signed the important stuff, you just needs to sign here -points to a line and puts a pen next to it-

: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]So she remaiñs sileñt.[/color]

: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] is now Essence [Essence].

Vaati: I am ejecting myself from this.

Smash (E): ... Man, fuck this...

Vaati: warps out.

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"Bye..."[/color]

Smash: (( I read that as I am ejaculating

SF: (( I just fucking said that in VC

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]wew[/color]

Viridi: "No."

: Vaati [Vaati] is now Schyroton [].

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Essence: 's hologram activates, she does a little stretch and yawn "hi everyone!"

: Schyroton [] joined chat.

Core!Ultima: *He waves

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"Hi..."[/color]

Core!Ultima: *He goes to sit on the couch

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: do you know how to write?

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/LPsIcFp.png]Desdemona[/url]: "Guess it's kind of late to claim custody of tou, huh?"

Vihelm: -He sits on the couch.-

Smash: : hello...

Chara: she does too

Vihelm: "Do you forgive me?"

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Smash: sigh*

Smash (A): what are we gonna do?

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PVTSku8.jpg]Jager Leyline[/url]: need some people

Smash (D): about what specifically?

Essence: ((is desdemona in the bar?

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Yeah..."

: Elo [Elo] joined chat.

Smash (B): how are we gonna kill all those people?

Viridi: "I've written so many letters!"

Smash: E I got an idea.

Viridi: "I hate this..."

Elo: he goes in, and comes out with sweatpants on and no shirt

Elo: his fur is very bushy

Smash (E): what if we hit them with a chair, reeeaaaally hard.

Smash (A): no, we need something way more effective...

Azalea: "There we go."

Smash (C): a couch?

Elo: sits

Essence: huh, i don't think i know some of you. i'm essence!

Chalor: She steps into the bar, yawning, her monochrome form slightly different. Namely, she only looks deathly pale, not complete black and white.

Smash (A): I'm Smash.

: Kass: [color=#f0d648]"Hi, añd I'm Kass..."[/color]

Smash (B): I'm Smash.

Smash (C): I'm Smash.

Viridi: "I tried to give you a chance, I was gonna probably start liking you, and now you've made it weird and I'm uncomfortable."

Smash (D): I'm Smash.