Core!Ultima: Well crap.

Hywel: "Yeah, that's fine though."

Chara: And now she's crying because of the gunshots.

Core!Ultima: *Guess you can say that he's been Damned... Daniel.

Female Asriel: "I'm almost back to normal."

Female Asriel: "..kinda."

Hywel: "See, you would be super good while working out at the moment."

Hywel: "Fur is hell when you have to get sweaty."

Core!Ultima: *He wants to say that she won't be hurt, but she'd probably cry her guts out

Female Asriel: "Hywel, I sweat from my nose and pawpads."

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Hywel: "That's it?"

Female Asriel: "Yeah."

Female Asriel: "That's how fur works."

Jäger Leyline: settles into the house

Female Asriel: "You don't sweat from furry spots, that'd be stupid."

Hywel: "Nope nope, not for me."

: does so as well, making sure Ember is comfortable.

Hywel: "I sweat like a human but with fur."

Female Asriel: "That's terrible."

Hywel: "And it sucks. I know."

Jäger Leyline: Doven isquite the detective

Hywel: "And that's why we have to pay for a lot of water."

Jäger Leyline: he will find hoodie

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Female Asriel: Does he have pawpads or just furry hands

Core!Ultima: Poor guy. Can't just go into places and ask people to buy your miracle juice.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "I hope he does..."

Core!Ultima: Feel kinda bad for him.

Danny: Take note

Danny: This is another case

: Grillby [GF] disconnected.

Hywel: -Furry hands.-

Danny: For Detective Ultima

Danny: To get his hands all over

Core!Ultima: *Ooo

Hywel: "I don't even have paws."

Jäger Leyline: until then get comfy

Female Asriel: "Wow ok."

Jäger Leyline: amd tell muffet

Core!Ultima: *Just need for someone to go "OH HEY HAVE YOU SEEN DANNY"

Female Asriel: "I have hands but they've got like.. pads on the palms, and claws."

Danny: Well, first.

Danny: The shooting was outside of the bar.

: nods, texting muffet and leaving like, twenty messages and voice mails.

Core!Ultima: ...

Danny: Maybe like, fifty feet away.

Danny: The guns were left behind.

Danny: Danny's body is still there.

Female Asriel: She puts her hand out to show, even though they both already know this

Core!Ultima: *Something clicked in his head.

Female Asriel: Aaaaand her arm floof looks kinda weird

Core!Ultima: *He goes to where Danny was executed.

Core!Ultima: *He closes his eyes ala assassin's creed.

Barchar: (Oh fuck)

Hywel: "Your flood is all messed up."

Core!Ultima: [del] requiescat in pace [/del]

Barchar: (Someone in sun and moon is trying to make jurassic park)

Hywel: floof*

Jäger Leyline: how you doin Ember

Core!Ultima: *He checks the guns

: [url=http://68.media.tumblr.com/97e5b6afe7c42a5d27751c17d96cabab/tumblr_ogcmkwmfS01v23l74o1_1280.png]Ember:[/url] "Um, good?"

Core!Ultima: Hmm.

Core!Ultima: What if these were the same guys...

Jäger Leyline: and you fellby?

Female Asriel: It's got black markings n shit

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "I've been better."

Danny: Semi-automatic pistols.

Hywel: "Are you growing black fur now."

Female Asriel: "What."

Danny: Dysentery water.

Core!Ultima: And why were they so dumb to leave their guns here?

Danny: And a Motorola flip-phone.

Jäger Leyline: need anythin?

Female Asriel: She takes off the top blanket, her face is covered in hyperdeath markings

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "A stiff drink."

Danny: Along with an opened bag of Cool Ranch Doritos and a broken vape.

Hywel: "Oh no it's just that stuff."

Hywel: "Right."

Female Asriel: "What is it."

Hywel: "Hyper death, or something. Great OC, by the way."

Jäger Leyline: goes to his.mini bar and.makes a whiskey on the rocks

Danny: The vape rolls away in fear.

Core!Ultima: *Added to C.Record

Jäger Leyline: handz it to him

Danny: As soon as it saw Ultima they knew it was time to get the fuck out of there.

Core!Ultima: *He tries to grab the vape

Jäger Leyline: stiffiest I got

Danny: Didn't want to be taken to court.

Female Asriel: She grabs a convenient mirror

Danny: The vape is gone.

: smiles. "Thanks."

Female Asriel: "Fuuuuuckkkkk.."

Core!Ultima: Damnit.

Core!Ultima: This can't be a coincidence...

Hywel: "It's pretty good looking, honestly."

Danny: Don't worry about the vape.

Core!Ultima: *He checks what's on the phone

Hywel: "Not sure the issue."

Danny: Two contacts.

Female Asriel: "It's super edgy."

Döven : -walks from downstairs wearing assaasin attire-

Hywel: "So?"

Danny: 607-800-1377.

Female Asriel: She gets out of the blanket pile

Danny: 318-307-7661.

Female Asriel: And, well she's in a winter coat and thick pants so you can't see much else

Danny: 702-602-2104.

Female Asriel: "You think it looks good?'

Core!Ultima: Hmm. It'd be a bad idea to call them, but...

Hywel: "Yeah."

Core!Ultima: *He checks the texts/emails

Hywel: "Don't you have like a heart on your chest too?"

Döven : Im goin to find this hoodie guy

Female Asriel: She smiles and takes off the winter coat, "This is too hot."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Please do."

Danny: There's only one message from the 607 number.

Hywel: "That's a lie."

Döven : any clues?

Danny: http://i.imgur.com/9k3j5Ix.png

Core!Ultima: Maybe one of these guys are the hoodie guy Felllby was talking about...

Female Asriel: Now she's in normal attire, she has two black lines running up her legs, and two little markings on each shoulder

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "All I know is that he's both after me and your father."

Core!Ultima: *ah fuck who liked eggplants

Hywel: "Good shit."

Female Asriel: "And I do."

Female Asriel: "Was that a meme."

Core!Ultima: Hmm.

Döven : alright. See you later -heads out-

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: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Bye..."

Smol: (hi darling!!)

Core!Ultima: (ayy)

Hywel: "Yeah."

Core!Ultima: Seems like I need to get my badge again.

Danny: Check the other contacts.

: passed out on a bar table last night.

Female Asriel: "No memes."

Female Asriel: "Bad."

Hywel: "Not like I'm the one who is lusty all the time."

Jäger Leyline: sending my own son to find the bad guy

Hywel: "You can't use sex to make me not meme."

Jäger Leyline: weird

Female Asriel: "I can use this."

Hywel: "What?"

Core!Ultima: *He looks at the other contacts messages/emails

Female Asriel: She gets out a squirt bottle

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Feels kind of wrong..."

Female Asriel: And spritzes him with hot sauce

Hywel: "Jokes on you, I have on-"

Core!Ultima: *He writes them down on a notepa

Core!Ultima: notepad*

Hywel: -You bitch.-

Hywel: "Ow shit."

Danny: http://i.imgur.com/ufndfVs.png The 318 number.

Hywel: "Fanta don't you know how spicy food works!"

Danny: There are no messages for the 702 number.

Jäger Leyline: as if I could stop him

Hywel: -He's walking to the bathroom.-

Female Asriel: She diluted it a bit so it would actually squirt but it's still potent

Jäger Leyline: his idea to go huntinf

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "True."

Female Asriel: "It's incentive."

Hywel: "You're literally making me think I'm burned."

: awakens

Female Asriel: She follows

Core!Ultima: *He checks the last one

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "H-hello...?"

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: A voice says to Ultima.

Hywel: "It's like setting me on fire but not actually."

Core!Ultima: Um... Hello??

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: A young boy with no face.

Female Asriel: "It's not that bad."

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "I-I'm l-lost..."

Core!Ultima: Alright, what do you see around you?

Hywel: -He closes the bathroom door, Fanta can be inside if she followed him, and hops in the shower.-

Hywel: "That was rude."

Core!Ultima: *this is on the phone right

Female Asriel: She's not gonna get in the shower, but she's in there

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: Yes.

Core!Ultima: *k

Female Asriel: "No memes in real life."

Female Asriel: "It is forbidden."

Hywel: "Okay."

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: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "I guess all we can do is wait."

Female Asriel: "And no teaching the kids how to meme."

Core!Ultima: Anything that looks imprortant?

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]swords are the ultimate weapon, no exceptions[/s]))

Hywel: "Okay."

Core!Ultima: important*

Jäger Leyline: well we can go to the bar

: ((axes

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Sure."

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "I-I s-see someone w-with a p-phone..."

Jäger Leyline: (firearms trump swords

Hywel: -He finishes, and walks out.-

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "n-next t-to someone who looks like they're d-dead..."

Hywel: "I need like three towels."

Core!Ultima: Alright, what does their face look like?

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "a-a l-letter...?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((a sword sufficiently advanced enough can deflect firearm shots))

Core!Ultima: *He looks around

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: There's a boy with no face, holding a sword.

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: gets up and heads to the bar, with Ember.

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "H-hi?"

Core!Ultima: I'm, um, the guy on the phone

: ))my internet is working now

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Back[/color]

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] ...Hhhi Fellby, aaand Ember.

Jäger Leyline: (human reflexs aren fast enough tp stop or see a.bullet

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Hey."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][okay, i'll be at the bar soon but i'm not in good hugging condition at all.][/color]

Jäger Leyline: enters the door

Core!Ultima: *He gets up and walks over to the boy, trying to be really slow as to not frighten him.

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Hhi Jääger.

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]then enhance human reflexes[/s]))

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: He's already fucking scared because he hasn't seen someone with a U for a head before.

Female Asriel: She hands him one towel

Core!Ultima: Hey, kid, It's me, the guy on the phone.

Chara: She walks out of her guest room.

Core!Ultima: The U head is natural, just ignore it.

Chara: Into the bar.

Jäger Leyline: ((arent real plus.follow up shot

Jäger Leyline: hey schryo

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "Wh-who a-are you?!"

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Hhello

Core!Ultima: I'm Ultima.

Core!Ultima: I'm trying to figure out who the guys who left the guns are.

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm just joking around i hope you know))

Core!Ultima: Who are you?

Chara: "hi.."

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "Klaus."

Jäger Leyline: (Im aware

: sits down on the couch.

CryingEevee OOC: ((the reason i said swords are the ultimate weapons is because of metal gear rising))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][tesla are you awake?][/color]

Core!Ultima: Alright Klaus, can you help me for a second, then we can help you get home.

: ((since Christmas is a little more than a month away, there should be santa klaus

Tesla: [yes]

Tesla: [i miss you]

: ((FUCKIN HELL

CryingEevee OOC: ((apparently i have a hershey's kiss that's white chocolate but with milk/dark chocolate drizzled on it))

Core!Ultima: Do you know who the people were that had these guns?

Chara: (( i want you to hershey kiss me

: ((you mean a hug

Jäger Leyline: sits next to the fire

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]hershey kissed you appreciate it no matter what the chocolate is[/color]

: ((valentines day is in in febuary

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][s]also, how are you apparently kissed[/s][/color]

: ((>i nin

CryingEevee OOC: throws a hershey's kiss at bloo

: leans on his bf then.

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "Y-yes...t-they k-killed m-my cousin..."

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "And I've been trying to get revenge."

CryingEevee OOC: ((you have been hershey kissed))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][okay, again, i'll be there but i can't hug.][/color]

Core!Ultima: Alright, what was your cousin's name?

Chara: ((<3

Jäger Leyline: side huhs him

CryingEevee OOC: ((don't you "<3" me))

Chara: ((but i love you~

Smol Asriel: (("You're not terrified of falling, you're terrified of climbing!"

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "Asriel."

Smol Asriel: ((That's a nice line holy mountain what comes after tha-

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "W-we went t-to a bank."

Smol Asriel: (("RUB YOUR CLITORUS AGAINST THE MOUNTAIN"

: ((what a movie

Core!Ultima: *He nods a bit

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "What a day, huh?"

Core!Ultima: Did they rob the bank?

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]probably some day i'll wake up and then bloo is next to me in bed and then makes the tilde sound. or blows vape smoke at me[/s]))

Jäger Leyline: yeah not everyone someone is trying to to ruin your life

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: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Mmm hmm."

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "Y-yes..."

Core!Ultima: Hmm... Did they kill your cousin?

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He enters, coated in paint and cuts.[/color]

Hywel: "Are you getting me three towels."

Jäger Leyline: well not so obviously that is

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Hi."[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He's also incredibly tired.[/color]

Chara: "hi..."

: waves to Sean, and goes by Chara. protective dad mode activate

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "Yes...t-they shot Asriel in t-the..."

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: He winces.

: ((dick

: lights up a cigarette.

Core!Ultima: It's okay, just let it out.

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "They shot him in the fucking dick, man! The dick!"

Core!Ultima: ...

Core!Ultima: This is all to similar...

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: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "T-the dickman, b-baby..."

Core!Ultima: Did they take any hostages?

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "Y-yes, t-two..."

Core!Ultima: And did one of them look like her?

Core!Ultima: *He points to Chara

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Chara: She's inside the bar.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][tesla i'm at the bar.][/color]

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "T-two boys."

Tesla: She walks in.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Hi."[/color]

Core!Ultima: Two boys? Then they must not be her...

Tesla: "Hi."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Now don't let my injuries and the fact that I'm covered in paint alarm you."[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"I, uh..."[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Did things."[/color]

Jäger Leyline: lays back

Smol Asriel: ((>adding scene of man being covered in tarantulas naked to list of things this movie's done

: lays on his bf.

: ((i mean fellby likes spiders too but not like that

Danny: Ultima feels something on his shoulder.

Core!Ultima: *He brushes his shoulder off

Danny: It's an assault rifle, pointed straight at his head.

: ((I knew danny devito would appear

Danny: "Don't move."

Core!Ultima: . . Z

Smol Asriel: ((They put

Danny: "If you move you're fucking dead."

Core!Ultima: *.

Smol Asriel: ((Spiders

Smol Asriel: ((On his dick

: ((now we can blame danny devito for people dying

Core!Ultima: *He doesn't move a fucking inch

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: Klaus pulls out a pistol.

Jäger Leyline: in a bit Im gonna go and join up with Doven

Smol Asriel: ((http://imgur.com/a/2hvVb AND THEN THIS

Smol Asriel: ((HAPPENS

: ((dying devito

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Okay."

CryingEevee OOC: (("if you read mein kampf 3 times in a mirror it summons hitler"))

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "D-don't move!"

Smol Asriel: ((blob:http://imgur.com/0d7cf869-b020-418a-9d84-1414344e09fa

Core!Ultima: *He mumbles something, but otherwise stays perfectly still

Smol Asriel: ((http://i.imgur.com/fFiaGTd.png

Danny: "Drink this."

CryingEevee OOC: ((you watch some weird stuff slarv))

: ((what the fuck

: ((inb4 poison

Smol Asriel: ((This movie

Core!Ultima: *He tries to make a HELP ME PLZ look towards the others if their even in the same room

Danny: "Drink it."

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]do you also frequent /r/nonsense?[/s]))

Core!Ultima: *He grabs it VERY SLOWLY

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: Klaus fires his pistol.

Core!Ultima: *AH FUCK

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: It misses Ultima's head and hits Danny right in between his eyes.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He can't help, paint covers his eyes.[/color]

Core!Ultima: *He looks over to the guy right behind him

: ((RIP danny devito

Danny: He falls to the ground, dead.

Core!Ultima: *He then makes a dash and grabs Klaus

Core!Ultima: *He can't fire in the position he's in

Core!Ultima: Tell me who you are.

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "I-I was t-trying to h-help y-you!"

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "Klaus!"

Core!Ultima: Great help there buddy, now who was he.

Core!Ultima: *He's being VERY Precautious

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "I don't know!"

Core!Ultima: ...

Core!Ultima: *He lets go.

Core!Ultima: I'm trusting you, so don't betray it.

Jäger Leyline: kisses Fellby

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "O-okay..."

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "...I think I've seen t-the robot around before."

Jäger Leyline: Im sure this will blow over soon

Core!Ultima: *He goes to his recently dead body and grabs the drink. He examines it.

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: kisses back. "I hope so."

Core!Ultima: Looks somewhat familiar...

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "H-he h-helped m-my dad..."

Core!Ultima: Who's your dad?

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "J-Juan..."

Core!Ultima: I swear, his name sounds familiar...

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "T-the juan and only..."

: ((the juan on only dude

Hywel: "You've given me a single towel."

: ((dangit beat me to it

Hywel: -He starts drying off what he can with the one.-

Core!Ultima: *He chuckles a bit, then looks over Danny's body for evidence

Female Asriel: She hands him another

Smol Asriel: ((Well

Core!Ultima: Jesus, if he helped you, then why did he try to make me drink this crap?

Smol Asriel: ((That ends the movie

CryingEevee OOC: ((you know what's a dumb pronunciation? bologna))

Hywel: -He finishes with the first, and dries with the second.-

Jäger Leyline: turns it into a makeout

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]phlegm[/color]

: ((pneumonia

: moans slightly.

: ((psoas

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "He didn't help me. He helped my dad."

Jäger Leyline: (ember: really dad?

CryingEevee OOC: ((arkansas))

: [url=http://68.media.tumblr.com/97e5b6afe7c42a5d27751c17d96cabab/tumblr_ogcmkwmfS01v23l74o1_1280.png]Ember:[/url] -She inches away quietly.-

Core!Ultima: What did he do to help your dad?

: ((jeopardy

Core!Ultima: *What's he find on his body anyways

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "He helped him write The Holy Mountain."

Core!Ultima: Isn't that movie?

Core!Ultima: that a*

: looks to the two making out.

Jäger Leyline: stop

: ((Jager: I lost something in his mouth))

: ((Jager: I swear))

Chara: She looks to Schyro, confused.

Chara: Like a sort of 'are you ok there' kind of thing.

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: "Y-yes..."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]wait[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]okay[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]so you remember when sean asked for a bath[/color]

Core!Ultima: *He gets up, keeping a good eye on Klaus

Jäger Leyline: gets up

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]and the only option was sink[/color]

Core!Ultima: *He still has the drink in his hand.

Jäger Leyline: time to go

Core!Ultima: *Kind of

Core!Ultima: (kind of

: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/18/8b/9d/188b9dcfa1d545c22918656b90a73e32.jpg]Klaus[/url]: He's gone.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Alright, see you."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]i think everybody including me forgot waterfall existed[/color]

Core!Ultima: What the...

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] (same

Core!Ultima: (oh yeh)

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"I'm gonna go."[/color]

Jäger Leyline: we will pick this up later

Chara: brb

Core!Ultima: *He then turns around to see if he's behind him.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Wash this paint and blood."[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((we tend to forget anything but grillby's exists))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"And then I can give a hug."[/color]

Tesla: "Can I go with you?"

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Sure."[/color]

Core!Ultima: Jesus...

Chara: be right back, that is, after I send one more message

Danny: DeVito

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He leaves the bar, searching for a place with water.[/color]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "See you, loverboy."

Jäger Leyline: heads out

Chara: assume Tesla follows, now brb for real

: looks back in an 'im okay jusy mildly uncomfortable bc fellbys doing this in front of his daughter' way

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, but going back to snowdin from waterfall can't be good))

Core!Ultima: *He puts all the evidence into a large bag and heads to the main room.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]that's a very specific look how does that happen[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]do your pupils shape the story[/color]

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: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "... Wish he wouldn't start that in front of my kid. Sorry Ember."

Core!Ultima: Hey guys.

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]well you see, the characters can read the actions[/s]))

: yes

: immediately steps in front of Chara.

Core!Ultima: Hey hey hey, I need to ask a question...

Core!Ultima: Do any of you know who Juan is?

Core!Ultima: Also, who likes eggplants a lot? This is important, I swear.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Kiiind of?"

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Nno to bothh.

Core!Ultima: *He pulls out the bottle

Core!Ultima: Also, does this bottle of crud look familiar?

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: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Nno.

: shakes his head.

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Core!Ultima: Alrighty then.

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Core!Ultima: Someone held a gun to my head trying to make me drink it.

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: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Okay.

Barchar: (BUT I THOUGHT DEUCE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE D-WHAT THE [I]FUCK IS GOING ON[/I])

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Link?[/color]

Core!Ultima: I think it has to do with the drive by shooting recently

Core!Ultima: a.k.a. Where we got Chara.

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Well, ththis is yyyour problem.

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Core!Ultima: It's my problem that someone tried to kill me with a gun AND a mystery potion?

Core!Ultima: Plus, I feel like this is tied to the hoodie guy, but I'm not quite sure on that yet

Chara: She sort of holds onto Schyro.

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Ththe hoodie guy hhas nothing to do with yyou.

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Chara: Because she's scared as hell of Ultima.

Core!Ultima: I'm not talking about me, there was like a group of people who came in, dragged a dude away and shot him.

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: uses one hand to hold Chara's shoulder.

Core!Ultima: Then that dude who got shot tried to make me drink the mystery juice.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He eventually found Waterfall, washed off all the paint, and bandaged his cuts.[/color]

Core!Ultima: *He puts it away

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Okayy.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Torn clothes and cut everywhere. This is the worst condition I've ever been."[/color]

Tesla: "Can I have a hug now?"

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Yeah."[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He goes over and hugs Tesla.[/color]

: holds his daughter closer.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]A lot less awkwardly than last time.[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Because I think it happened once before[/color]

Tesla: "Thank you."

Core!Ultima: Then someone named Klaus shot him in the face

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"No problem, and why did you need a hug?"[/color]

Core!Ultima: Then Klaus left, and I'm stuck with the case of "who the fuck leaves their guns and doritos in a crime scene"

Tesla: "Because I like you a lot and I like hugging you."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"I'm sure those are both true, but I have a feeling that's not the reason."[/color]

Tesla: "..."

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: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Yyou lost me aafter the fifirst worrd.

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Chara: She just wants Ultima to shut the fuck up.

Core!Ultima: I'm not surprised

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Sorry, I'm a bit more focused on keeping my daughter safe."

Chara: "......."

: same

Core!Ultima: Look, I'm trying to solve who thought they could try to kill me and get away with it.

Core!Ultima: There's your summary, I'm gonna look at evidence

Core!Ultima: *He hops onto the couch and looks through the bag of evidence

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GIYGAS: ((THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY GIYGAS SYSTEM))

Core!Ultima: *He wants to eat the doritoes, but there could be some kind of poison.

: rolls his eyes, all four of them.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]spook[/color]

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i really don't know why i have a giygas shortcut))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He searches Tesla's expression, trying to find if she's hiding something.[/color]

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Tesla: her whole city

Tesla: is gone and she's not feeling ok

Tesla: and she just wants a hug

Core!Ultima: *He looks over the phone again to see if he missed anything

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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"You don't need a hug because you like hugging me. You're still down from yesterday."[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Is that right?"[/color]

: ((i still can't believe they're gonna fucking kill lightning mcqueen

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]well maybe he's not dead[/color]

: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suv-5HOi6pc

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm betting he gets put in like, a new body because he did look outdated))

Core!Ultima: (wait what>)

Tesla: "And because I like hugging you."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]i saw it[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]but it didn't show him dying[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]just getting brutally fucked[/color]

: ((are you serious

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Core!Ultima: (Wow, they're making a new cars movie)

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: [url=https://images.moviepilot.com/images/c_limit,q_auto,w_710/bmohesg96kbt1vwja5cn/we-could-be-getting-our-first-asian-robin-nightwing-and-that-is-perfectly-ok.jpg]N.W. DeVito[/url]: Someone new walks into the bar.

: ((i know but it's funnier to say "i can't believe lightning mcqueen is fucking dead"

: [url=https://images.moviepilot.com/images/c_limit,q_auto,w_710/bmohesg96kbt1vwja5cn/we-could-be-getting-our-first-asian-robin-nightwing-and-that-is-perfectly-ok.jpg]N.W. DeVito[/url]: "I'm back, guys."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]true[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((nightwing devito?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((bloo, what are you even doing rn?))

Chara: (( Drakon returns

: ((yes

: ((something great

Chara: (( Each time in a different body

: ((very yes

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Both reasons are valid actually."[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"But yeah."[/color]

Chara: (( And with a new identity

: [url=https://images.moviepilot.com/images/c_limit,q_auto,w_710/bmohesg96kbt1vwja5cn/we-could-be-getting-our-first-asian-robin-nightwing-and-that-is-perfectly-ok.jpg]N.W. DeVito[/url]: "I want you guys to call me Nightwing."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Forget about your city, thinking about it isn't gonna help."[/color]

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Core!Ultima: Heyo.

: ((shoulda benn nightshade

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Core!Ultima: *He keeps looking through it

Core!Ultima: *Ultima is not impressed

CryingEevee OOC: ((swood, if you were a pokemon you would learn the move night shade))

CryingEevee OOC: ((and vice grip))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]rekt[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]i think[/color]

: ((yes

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: ((gotta geta vice grip

CryingEevee OOC: ((and your ability would be rough skin))

: ((yes

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]i only have tri attack and my ability is triage[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((because that's the closest to thick skin))

: ((i was born with it

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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"It's gonna be destroyed whether you ponder over it or not."[/color]

: ((brbb

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Core!Ultima: *He looks over towards Nightwing/Drakon/Danny

Core!Ultima: *He shrugs, hoping not to make a scene

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: [url=https://images.moviepilot.com/images/c_limit,q_auto,w_710/bmohesg96kbt1vwja5cn/we-could-be-getting-our-first-asian-robin-nightwing-and-that-is-perfectly-ok.jpg]N.W. DeVito[/url]: He's gone.

Core!Ultima: *Welp

Smol Asriel: ((Starting at 8

Core!Ultima: (what's starting at 8)

Chara: brb

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Smol Asriel: ((If everyone is k with it

Smol Asriel: ((No more individual sessions, it's the real deal again

: ((k

Core!Ultima: (What's going on?)

Core!Ultima: (testing)

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Core!Ultima: *He thinks for a bit as to who the numbers are

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Chara: "..."

: [url=http://68.media.tumblr.com/97e5b6afe7c42a5d27751c17d96cabab/tumblr_ogcmkwmfS01v23l74o1_1280.png]Ember:[/url] "Dad, can we go home yet?"

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: ((So apparently according to ZS high school AU

Core!Ultima: *He tries to call the 318 number

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "I'm sorry, but not until I'm sure it's safe."

: ((Miyu is the fucking ultimate casanova babe

Chara: If you called the 318 number you'd be calling Laharl

Core!Ultima: *ah k nm

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]bloo[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]you should have let it happen[/color]

Tesla: let what happen

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]and watched the fourth wall implode[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]ultima call laharl[/color]

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Core!Ultima: *He calls because fuk it

Chara: She's still holding onto Schyro.

: holds Chara's shoulder, as if protecting her

Core!Ultima: *Waiting for an answer

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Core!Ultima: *He pulls out a notepad for notes on the call if it happens

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: [font=smallcaps]"Hello?"[/font]

: [font=smallcaps]"This is Entropy. Who gave you my number."[/font]

Core!Ultima: Oh, um, I found this phone, and was wondering if you could help me figure out who used to own this phone.

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Female Asriel: She throws him 4 more towels

Hywel: "THIS IS SIX."

Hywel: "THIS IS AN ANARCHY."

: [font=smallcaps]"Ah."[/font]

: [font=smallcaps]"Well."[/font]

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: [font=smallcaps]"Where'd you find it?"[/font]

Core!Ultima: This phone is important in a case and I need to know. Do you know who used to own this?

Core!Ultima: *ah crud lag

Chara: brb

Core!Ultima: On someone named Danny. He held a gun to my head.

: [font=smallcaps]"See, usually when I get calls fro-"[/font]

: [font=smallcaps]"Danny?"[/font]

: [font=smallcaps]"Short for?"[/font]

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Core!Ultima: Danny Devito I think? I'm not sure, I think he used to be Drakon.

Core!Ultima: (testing)

: [font=smallcaps]"...Oh, I know that guy."[/font]

Core!Ultima: (quick reply)

Core!Ultima: Was he in any groups?

: [font=smallcaps]"Uhhh, he voiced that guy from Hercules."[/font]

Hywel: -He dries off and leaves the bathroom.-

: [font=smallcaps]"I think I bought crack from him in a gas station bathroom once."[/font]

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Core!Ultima: ...

Core!Ultima: Alright, in his messages was a sent message filled with nothing but eggplants. Who really likes eggplants?

: (("your mom lol"

: [font=smallcaps]"Slar."[/font]

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: [font=smallcaps]"Slar likes to use the eggplant emote with the goat emote a lot."[/font]

Core!Ultima: I don't think there were any goat emotes, but alright then.

Core!Ultima: Thanks for helping me out man. 'ppreciate it

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: [font=smallcaps]"Oh by the way."[/font]

: [font=smallcaps]"I just hired hitmen on you for running up my phone bill."[/font]

Core!Ultima: Hm?

Core!Ultima: (testing)

: [font=smallcaps]"Tell Balrog I said hi."[/font]

Core!Ultima: Wait what?!

: [font=smallcaps]He hangs up.[/font]

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Core!Ultima: God...

Core!Ultima: FRICK

: is watching his daughter play pokemon.

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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]brb[/color]

: [font=smallcaps]The phone kicks on again[/font]

: [font=smallcaps]"Say fuck like a man, twinkletoes."[/font]

Core!Ultima: *He answers

: [font=smallcaps]And hangs up.[/font]

Core!Ultima: ...

Core!Ultima: Frick?

Core!Ultima: Oh man this is going SMOOTLY

: [font=smallcaps]"I'm going to come to your house and bend your spine until you can commit autofellatio."[/font]

Core!Ultima: SMOOTHLY*

: ((smoot smoot

Barchar: (Why do these pages link to the password screen)

Core!Ultima: What the heck does autoflatio even me?

Barchar: (Before the password comes up)

Barchar: (Why the fuck)

Core!Ultima: autofellatio*

Core!Ultima: God.

: ((your face is attatched to your dick

: ((broken spine

: ((or double jointed

Core!Ultima: Who cares that flippin' much about their phone bill to send hitmen after me?

Core!Ultima: (ouch)

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]back[/color]

: has gained an expression of 'if i could vomit i would'

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][s]ultima, google exists, look it up[/s][/color]

: has a knowing look on his face.

: ((*ahem*

Core!Ultima: Fellby, you know anyone named Balrog?

: ((Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. Only a limited number of men are physically capable of performing autofellatio.

: ((still a broken spine

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]there you go[/color]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "The name rings a bell..."

Core!Ultima: (Well then)

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Core!Ultima: Oh yeah, I saw him when I was buying my scope. Punched me in the dick.

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: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "... Oh, that Balrog!"

Core!Ultima: *He pulls out his crossbow to be safe

Core!Ultima: What's up with him?

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "He punches people for money."

Core!Ultima: So he's a mafia?

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: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Uh... I guess so?"

Core!Ultima: Lovely, apparently he's after my ass after using up "Entropy's" phone bill

Core!Ultima: So I've got that to look forwards to

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Smol Asriel: ((20 minutes to session start

Smol Asriel: ((This time everyone's in

Core!Ultima: (20 minutes until what)

Smol Asriel: ((Until rev

Core!Ultima: (Am I even allowed in it, or nah)

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]it's an arc so no[/color]

Core!Ultima: (aight)

Smol Asriel: ((We're not accepting new people now anyway

Core!Ultima: *He tries the other number to be safe

Smol: (which number

Core!Ultima: *607

Smol: "..Hello?"

Miyu: Just got invited into a threesome.

Core!Ultima: Um, Hello there.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]what.[/color]

Smol: "Who is this?"

Core!Ultima: This phone is needed for an investigation. I need to know who uses this phone and if he's in a group.

Core!Ultima: Also, I'm Ultima.

Smol: "The fuck."

Smol: "Okay, um."

Core!Ultima: What?

Smol: "I dunno, a lot of people get this number"

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Anyway, Tesla."[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Let's go back, and remember what I said."[/color]

Tesla: "..."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"You paid attention right?"[/color]

Core!Ultima: Well this number sent you a text full of Eggplants recently.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Because I could totally believe that you were thinking about the city the entire time instead of listening."[/color]

Core!Ultima: Anyways, what do you know about the person that normally uses this number?

Smol: ( i got distracted srry

Core!Ultima: (no prob)

Smol: "Well, um, I sent the eggplants.. And I don't know much about who he is"

Smol: "I just send everyone memes"

: [font=smallcaps]Entropy spams Smol with copyright symbols in Text To Speech on the other end[/font]

Core!Ultima: Alright then. Thanks for helping me out, even though it was very little.

Smol: "..."

Smol: "Alright then"

Core!Ultima: *He hangs up, hoping to avoid another hitman after his ass

: [url=https://images.moviepilot.com/images/c_limit,q_auto,w_710/bmohesg96kbt1vwja5cn/we-could-be-getting-our-first-asian-robin-nightwing-and-that-is-perfectly-ok.jpg]N.W. DeVito[/url]: Well you thought wrong.

Core!Ultima: *He looks over at Nightwing

: [url=https://images.moviepilot.com/images/c_limit,q_auto,w_710/bmohesg96kbt1vwja5cn/we-could-be-getting-our-first-asian-robin-nightwing-and-that-is-perfectly-ok.jpg]N.W. DeVito[/url]: He's not here you dip

Core!Ultima: *well shiet

Core!Ultima: *He puts the phone away

Core!Ultima: *He then pulls out the bottle to look at it more.

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Core!Ultima: (i think imma go for the night unless im still needed)

Core!Ultima: (bai guys)

: ((ok

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]bye ultima[/color]

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CryingEevee OOC: (([s]ultima's stealing my hais and bais[/s]))

: ((cya

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: ((hey yaz

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Hi Yaz[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai yaz))

Jäger Leyline: (( I came here to share this https://m.imgur.com/Bewlbbl

Jäger Leyline: ((and hello

: ((oh my lordy

Jäger Leyline: (kids

: ((ah youth

Jäger Leyline: (pic applies to fellby

: ((indeed it does

Smol Asriel: ((Get on discord for rev

Barchar: (That's like a rap dis)

Barchar: ("This blue bag? hers. This small camera? Theirs. This small penis?)

Barchar: (Yours.)

: ((dude i think he's at work

Jäger Leyline: (always am

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Yazan [Yazan].

CryingEevee OOC: ((what if gods hired interns))

: ((then i would apply for that job

Yazan: depends on the god cuz posiden is a dick

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CryingEevee OOC: ((like, you'd already have to be a small level deity, but while interning you'll rise from your low level and even pick up a few things from whoever you worked for))

Yazan: does rev happen on discord now?

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]yee[/color]

: ((ye

Yazan: is it better platform or do they use vc?

: ((oh, all of us chat on the vc

Yazan: ah

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Barchar: (>Enter Gladeon's room)

Barchar: (>Gladeon: "Get out.")

CryingEevee OOC: ((yup))

Barchar: (>Fair enough)

CryingEevee OOC: ((that was great))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]get fucked[/color]

Barchar: (I mean that's really the reasonable response)

: ((what was gladeon up to

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]'Where are you from?' [Yes/No][/color]

Barchar: (Uh)

Barchar: (Living, I assume)

Barchar: (Guy's gotta sleep somewhere)

CryingEevee OOC: (("yestown? i never heard of it"))

CryingEevee OOC: (("nowhere? did you come from the sea or something?"))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Laharl are you alive[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Wally are you alive[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: https://i.imgur.com/dJOh4Qh.jpg

: has been watching his daughter play pokemon for a while now.

: gtg to bed, gn

: yee haw

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CryingEevee OOC: ((freakin acerola and her constant kitty face))

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, snorlax learns giga impact wayy earlier than in other generations))

CryingEevee OOC: ((so pulverizing pancake time... if i wasn't in the ghost trial))

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Barchar: (>"There's a secret to why people love tiny mushrooms so much. You'll have to try one to find out what it is!")

Barchar: (Did)

Barchar: (Did this game just make a drug joke)

CryingEevee OOC: ((possibly))

: ((wowie

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't like how pokemon calls plushies "dolls"))

CryingEevee OOC: ((>inceniroar's favorite spot to be petted is the bicep))

CryingEevee OOC: ((whoa, i actually don't want to spoil the totem pokemon in the ghost trial,))

CryingEevee OOC: ((welp, shoe would've spun to win, but play rough))

CryingEevee OOC: ((so chime got the fina; blow))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]wew[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((ghost trial complete))

CryingEevee OOC: ((ACEROLA JUST OPEN HER MOUTH WIDELY AND IT LOOKED SO WEIRD))

CryingEevee OOC: ((since she usually just has a kittyface))

Smol Asriel: ((Flame

Smol Asriel: ((It's a missable event

Smol Asriel: ((But Sun and Moon has an entire backstory about a man getting into a head on car collision and both people dying

Smol Asriel: ((Using his last breath to save his precious machamp

Smol Asriel: ((And then his wife, greiving at his grave

Smol Asriel: ((Says 'it was just like this tm'

Smol Asriel: ((You got the TM for fling!

CryingEevee OOC: (("it's not a bad idea to have a ghost type pokemon on your team" i've had a ghost type on my team fro most of the game so far))

Smol Asriel: ((I have 3

Smol Asriel: ((Once I get mimikyu, that is

CryingEevee OOC: ((i was gonna use mimikyu and name it "pikaboo" but since i already have a gengar, nah))

Barchar: (Is it Spiritomb CE)

Smol Asriel: ((I have decidueye and a marowak

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm not gonna spoil the totem ghost, it was perfectly presented))

CryingEevee OOC: ((>accidently z-ify thunder wave))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i want the team skull walk animation for my player))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((time for the first pulverizing pancake of the game!))

CryingEevee OOC: ((or not!))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i forgot to equip the right stone!))

CryingEevee OOC: ((welp, spin to win instead))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i've pretty much always liked the ace trainer designs, but i really like this gen's ace trainer design))

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, now GOREmet finally has the snorlium Z equipped))

CryingEevee OOC: ((heads, tails, or neither?))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]heads[/color]

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CryingEevee OOC: ((sharpedo is now a mount i can use))

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Barchar: (So is Burnet a cougar or does she just look really old because of the white hair)

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, NOW first pulverizing pancake))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][s]miss[/s][/color]

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]swell it hit, but it didn't kill on its maiden voyage[/s]))

CryingEevee OOC: ((WHY CAN DOUBLE SLAP HIT 5 TIMES BUT DOUBLE KICK ONLY 2?))

Smol Asriel: ((Because you have 2 hands only

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]5 is divisible by 2 so they slap you twice a certain amount of times[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((excuse me? 5 is divisble by 2?))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Yes[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((no it isn't))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Yes it is[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]5 divided by 2 is 2.5[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]So it's divisible by 2[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((having decimals is cheating because then anything is divisible by anything))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]I know I'm joking[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]you didn't make it seem like it[/s]))

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]you know tri, what with the joke of us being the same you'd think us of all people would hang out outside of CaU[/s]))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Rephrase because my brain imploded and I can't comprehend that[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((people would think we hang out not on msparp because of us being the same))

CryingEevee OOC: ((that better?))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]But why[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Why would us being the same make us not want to hang out here[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((waht i mean is not ONLY on msparp))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]ohhh[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][s]well of course we hang out everywhere else[/s][/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][s]everywhere you/I go[/s][/color]

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]except we don't actually talk to each other off of msparp[/s]))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][s]yes we do, constantly[/s][/color]

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]well yeah, but jokes aside we don't[/s]))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][s]we might and not know it but probably yeah we don't[/s][/color]

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]maybe we should, perhaps that's the way to complete the cyle and actually be the same[/s]))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][s]what's a cyle[/s][/color]

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]you know what i meant you isosceles[/s]))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i now have a dog zygarde))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][s]i find that not offensive because all triangles are equal[/s][/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]good for you also power construct op[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]you're isosceles because two of your lines are equal, and you, and one isn't, which is me[/s]))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][s]psychometry is not the same as geometry[/s][/color]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *Wally starts to wake up on the couch, stirring somewhat.*

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]i'm not using psychometry, i have forsaken it[/s]))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][s]why have you forsaken me, in your eyes forsaken me[/s][/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((you know, i understand why fighting moves are weak against flying types (have you ever tried to punch a bird?) but why is flying super effective against fighting types?))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]If a bird flew around and irritated a big buff guy and he couldn't retaliate he'd probably get irritated or something[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]It's kinda a shit reason but it's something[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((pokemon is dumb sometimes, like why is ice weak against water?))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Throw a piece of ice into water[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]It melts[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]eventually[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((not if the temperature is low enough))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]then it'll kinda just sit there and do nothing[/color]

: ((Blast ice with highly pressurized water))

: ((It breaks))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]no he means[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]ice is not very effective against water[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's more like this, if i use the ICE BEAM which is a blast of cold what would it do you water? it'd freeze it))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]it's a blast of ice, not cold[/color]

: ((Well, ice doesn't freeze water))

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's a beam it can't be a beam of ice))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Yes it can[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]If not then how can fire blast exist[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((that's a blast not a beam))

: ((Are you questioning))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]So?[/color]

: ((Of all things))

: ((A bear of ice))

: Beam*

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Okay, flamethrower[/color]

: ((In Pokémon))

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's like a flamethrower))

CryingEevee OOC: ((simple))

: ((The game where you capture small animals and put them into cock fights to steal the losers money))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm contesting type matchup choices here))

CryingEevee OOC: ((and we went off on a tangent))

CryingEevee OOC: ((whatever, fite me irl tri))

: ((This type chart is complicated))

: ((Fuck that))

: ((I'll stick to my FPS))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]anyway[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]whatever[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]still[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]it's a beam of ice[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]because magic[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((fite))

CryingEevee OOC: ((me))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i))

CryingEevee OOC: ((r))

CryingEevee OOC: ((l))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]i don't have s/m yet[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]wait that's not irl[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][s]brb punching myself[/s][/color]

: ((Okay what's your home address))

: (([s]I know you're not stupid but I'll say to not actually put your home address anyways[/s]))

: (([s]Dont sue me[/s]

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh shit i'm bleeding))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]o no[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]how much[/color]

: ((Oh))

CryingEevee OOC: ((not too much but still enough to be alarming))

: ((From where))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]okay well take care of that then[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]before you answer anything[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((brb getting tissue paper))

: ((Well yeah))

: ((If you're bleeding out you probably shouldn't play our 20 questions

CryingEevee OOC: ((from the outside of my nose, because i was picking at what i thought was a pimple))

: ((Oh alright))

CryingEevee OOC: ((brb))

: ((You should be fine))

Smol Asriel: ((Bread

Smol Asriel: ((We rev rn

: ((Oh shit))

Smol Asriel: ((Hence why chat is dead

: ((The subtle change in light from your message))

: ((No joke just woke me up))

Smol Asriel: ((KEk

CryingEevee OOC: ((i return))

: ((Needless to say))

: ((I'm gonna fucking pass out soon))

: ((And my computer is shut down))

: ((Well you didn't know the computer part but that's besides the point))

CryingEevee OOC: ((okay i think the blood stopped))

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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Okay good[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((seeing your own blood is never a fun time))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][s]now let's play 20 questions[/s][/color]

: ((What if you like seeing your own blood))

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]i don't know how to play 20 questions[/s]))

CryingEevee OOC: ((then you're weird))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]you're a masochist i guess?[/color]

: ((Well))

CryingEevee OOC: ((no masochist is pain))

CryingEevee OOC: ((blood is something else))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]that's why i put it under i guess[/color]

: ((Blood usually happens when you're in pain))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]so maybe not[/color]

: ((I associate pain with blood))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]bloodphilia?[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((whats the scientific word for blood))

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: ((Bloody

: ((Blood*

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][s]blood[/s][/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]sanguiphilia[/color]

: ((It is red blood cells))

: ((Aka))

: ((Scientists just call it fucking blood))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((well philias and phobias usually have the scientific name so that's why i asked))

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: ((Okay so))

: ((Haemophobia is the fear of blood))

: ((But haemophilia is a blood disorder))

CryingEevee OOC: ((...huh))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((so in team skull town it costs 10 poke to heal your pokemon))

Yazan: then youre a vampire

: ((Hematolagnia is the fetish of blood))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, this was about your OWN blood not others))

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Yazan: youre a fetish bread

: ((I))

: ((Am a sentient bread))

: ((Not a sentient fetus))

: FTISH*

: FETISH*

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]a sentient[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]f[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]e[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]t[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]u[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]s[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((nobody wants to eat soggy bread))

: ((I hope you get mutedxm))

: ((Muted*

Yazan: ((your spelling mistakes are a fetish for many

Female Asriel: She's been examining markings all day

Hywel: -He's been also.-

: ((oh hey yaz

Hywel: -Cause it's an excuse to stare at Fanta all day.-

Yazan: Hi

: ((It's not my fault))

Female Asriel: "There's like, so much."

: ((I'm tired))

Yazan: like hywel needs a reason

Hywel: "I can see this."

Yazan: Im tired too

: ((Okay))

: ((It's my fault, actually))

: ((Half of the time I see the mistake, and don't feel like going back and fixing it))

: ((And then just fix it after))

Yazan: I had to read writing like "its an expensive penis" and not laugh in class

Yazan: holdingback laughs is tiring

: ((Oh wow))

Yazan: https://m.imgur.com/Bewlbbl

Yazan: proof

Yazan: this expensive*

: is still quietly watching his daughter play.

: ((I think they meant pen is but penis is funnier))

Yazan: well duh

Yazan: kid is only 6 years old

: ((No yeah not like I'm saying that they knew))

Jäger Leyline: [everything chill?]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] [yeah, she's playing pokemon]

Female Asriel: She don't even have her clothes off

Hywel: "Looks cool."

CryingEevee OOC: ((hey tri, when you emulate pokemon do you use the speed up button?))

Hywel: -And?-

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]No[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Except during the intro[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((how can you stand not to?))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]during randomizer nuzlockes[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]that i fail often[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((grinding takes too long without speed up))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][s]well obviously I'm better than me[/s][/color]

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]patience=/=skill))

CryingEevee OOC: ((ship))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]good job[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]obviously you have that skill[/color]

Female Asriel: She's been poking her nose under her shirt

Female Asriel: "I have garters."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i just slapped you in the face))

Jäger Leyline: [Good. Doven sent me home]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]but no[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]don't[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's too late))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]that hurts[/color]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] [ok]

Hywel: "Why?"

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]it's not too late[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'll do it again))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]it's never too late[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]no don't[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]this time it's actually not too late[/color]

Jäger Leyline: [said hes going solo, Id just get in the way]

Female Asriel: She pulls her shorts up

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] [... you weren't a bit suspicious?]

Hywel: "Is that a bad thing?"

Female Asriel: She has a black ring around each leg, on her thighs

Female Asriel: "No but why."

Hywel: "I think it looks nice, so."

Hywel: "Plus, it's covered like, all the time."

Female Asriel: "It goes down my legs."

Female Asriel: There are two lines going down her legs

Hywel: "Yeah?"

Jäger Leyline: [of what?]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] [look, i'm not trying to throw stones here... but what if it's him?]

Jäger Leyline: [its not. He said that if Im tagging along it will blow his cover. Hoodie might not be aware of Doven or that he is after him]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] [... okay]

Jäger Leyline: [plus hoodie was taller, Doven is only 4'5]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] [oh, yeah, that makes sense]

CryingEevee OOC: ((confirmed, all team skull grunts are legally named "grunt"))

Female Asriel: She just goes to the bedroom, after tucking the kiddos in

Hywel: -He follows.-

Hywel: "We gonna take a look at all your markings?"

Jäger Leyline: [got a team together though. We searching your house atm]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] [okay]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] [they better not steal any of my toys]

Jäger Leyline: [right. Toys]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] [some of those are expensive man]

Jäger Leyline: [Right. ttyl. heart emjo thing]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] [<3]

Yazan: back to work

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Yazan: g night

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Female Asriel: "I dunno, probably."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i had to take a huge detour because the pokemon protag is too dumb to climb over a few boxes))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((>pokemon characters wondering is pokemon actually LIKE being in pokeballs ot if it's like a prison))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i think this guy would like the ferrum region))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((kahuna beat))

: [font=smallcaps]Clipboardsa[/font]

: [font=smallcaps]240 Volt FuckMaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating vagina, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system[/font]

: ((https://68.media.tumblr.com/cf043802fc1dba647b6cecb5031364a5/tumblr_inline_ogvejj3qOr1qk8f9i_540.png

CryingEevee OOC: https://archive-media.nyafuu.org/vp/image/1479/48/1479488877981.png

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: [url=http://68.media.tumblr.com/97e5b6afe7c42a5d27751c17d96cabab/tumblr_ogcmkwmfS01v23l74o1_1280.png]Ember:[/url] -She's fallen asleep.-

Döven : -enter the bar-

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Oh, hey."

Döven : your house is clean

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Oh, thank god."

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Döven : it was rigged but I disarmed and removed everything

: is passed out in the bar

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Thank you."

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Döven : Father got his team toghter and have been searching for awhile

Döven : he doesnt know I already cleared it out. Can you tell him. I dont carry a phone

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Okay."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] [Hey Jager they've cleared out]

Döven : you want the explosives? other lwise I could use them

Jäger Leyline: [who has?]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "No, no, explosives and me are... not a good mix."

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Yazan: otherwise*

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] [doven and your guys]

Jäger Leyline: [Doven? wait did he already check?]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] [yes]

Döven : Who ever did it was sloopy. First time rigging a bomb

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Hm..."

Döven : must be readong manuals to figure it out

: holds his daughter closer to him.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Anything else?"

Döven : yes I found this -tosses a detonator-

: looks it over.

Döven : I already checked if for figure prints

Döven : it doent work. Well the poor rigging means it didnt work. Believe I tried it out

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Well, damn..."

Döven : which leads to two possiblities about the attacker

Döven : theyre a moron or they are trying to seem like a moron

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "It's just... stressful."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "But thanks for this."

Döven : anyways when I find the attacer, do you want them dead or alive.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Alive if possible."

Döven : -rolls his eyes- Fine

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "I want to know why they're doing it."

: [font=smallcaps]Me: Posts pic of a long dick in the nsfw channel on CaU[/font]

Döven : yeah yeah

: [font=smallcaps]A long duck corkscrew dick[/font]

: [font=smallcaps]Frisky: Posts picture of fabric scissors[/font]

: ((Wait not CaU

: ((Rev channel

Döven : I get to finish them off though

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Alright then."

Döven : -looks at Emb- she knows what is going on?

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: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Not exactly."

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Döven : good

Chara: "..."

Döven : -puts his hood up- Ill send you an invoice when Im done

: nods.

Döven : -heads out- ....

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "See you, Doven."

Jäger Leyline: [we didnt find anything and we cleared out

Jäger Leyline: [Its safe to return home]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] [ok]

: scoops up Ember and takes her home.

Jäger Leyline: -is nappin on the couch there

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Jäger Leyline: zzzZzzzzz -snores amd bleats a bit on his sleep-

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Yazan: back to work. ttyl

: chuckles. "Heh. Cute."

: ((cya

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Chara: She walks over to the couch and sits down.

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: ((anyone still here?

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: ((yes but i'm kind of tired

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Chara: here

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: ((Ah, aight

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *Wally is suddenly teleported back into the Matsuno household. Seems like he was gone for most of the day.*

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: ((yeah, gonna head to bed, my bro comes tomorrow so don't expect me on late at night

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: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *And then he prompt falls asleep, exhausted by what he had done that day.*

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *... He wakes up a moment later, remembering he said he was going to leave today. He lazily grabs the glitter pen from the other day, and writes on a napkin "Left last night, didn't want to inconvenience you by staying another. I'll probably come back eventually." And leaves to his house.*

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Yazan: RARRRAWWRRRRRRR!

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Yazan: hey

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: ((hi

Yazan: sup

: ((Not much, you?

Yazan: making a robot ninja

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: [url=http://imgur.com/4ZRkxdn]Commodity[/url]: I'm using this to fetch my ref

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh good i got the master ball of the game))

CryingEevee OOC: ((huh, an npc just ASKED if i wanted to have an aerodactyl, i said yes and then there you go, aerodactyl))

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CryingEevee OOC: (("are you a lucky person?" no, i don't listen to watsky))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai flame))

CryingEevee OOC: ((>shoe seems curious about your fashion))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((and in a pokemon center there's two npcs, one gives draco meteor, the other gives DRAGON ASCENT))

Barchar: ([Shit] Dragon: Ascend)

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]although dragon ascent is a flying type move for some reason[/s]))

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]also i don't have any dragons[/s]))

Barchar: (Guess you're straight fucked then)

CryingEevee OOC: ((my team is kinda odd, actually. well, i assume it's odd, i don't know what is and isn't odd to serious players))

Barchar: (I couldn't tell you either)

Barchar: (I don't really have any pokemon in my team that aren't from the first few areas)

Barchar: ('Cause I got too attached to them)

CryingEevee OOC: ((inceneroar, snorlax, shiinotic (grass fairy), hariyama, magneton, and gengar))

Barchar: (Brionne, Toucannon, Grimer, Crabrawler, Salandit, Magnemite)

CryingEevee OOC: ((i think i know why this team seems odd to me, no hm slaves))

Barchar: (Because you don't need one)

Barchar: (Thank')

Barchar: (Fucking)

Barchar: (God)

CryingEevee OOC: ((yup, probably the best change of the gen))

Barchar: (No probably AFAIC)

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i love the male ace trainer's design, but most of them i've run into have had weird dialogue so far))

Barchar: (The trainer dialogue in this game is weird af)

CryingEevee OOC: ((finally, chime is learning special moves instead of physical ones))

Barchar: (I love these two skull grunts man)

CryingEevee OOC: ((iirc those two grunts stick around but eventually you just run into generic skull grunts, which is disappointing))

Barchar: (Also, I'm kinda confused why these games always tend to look at slowpoke tails as big deals, when the pokedex entry for sllowpoke in this game straight-up says it feels no pain from it)

Barchar: (Which, at that point, why not sell the things. they grow back.)

CryingEevee OOC: ((because morals))

Barchar: (What's immoral about it if the pokemon feels no pain and is presumably not particularly inconvenienced)

CryingEevee OOC: ((because you're cutting off its tail, even if it grows back. it's different than say, selling berries that grow on grass types because it won't fall off on its own, you need to actually cut it off. and i'd presume, since slowpoke are shown to be able to move their tail, that slicing it off would be bloody))

Barchar: (Eh)

Barchar: (....You know, aside from being criminals and attempted thieves, Team skull is like)

Barchar: (the nicest 'evil team;' in basically any pokemon game. The grunts are innefectual, Gladeon is just kind of an aloof loser, and Plumeria seems kinda cool)

Barchar: (I mean, I know that the Aether foundation is obviously the actual villains)

Barchar: (duh)

Barchar: (but still)

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah for an evil team they aren't all that evil but yeah they aren't the actual evil team))

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Barchar: (The grunts make me think like)

CryingEevee OOC: ((iirc the most evil team is galactic))

Barchar: (if Coach Z cloned himself and tried to be evil)

Barchar: (Yeah, definitely)

: ((yo, i know you're not on this topic anymore but don't slowpokes need their tails to evolve?

Barchar: (Rocket were petty criminals, Aqua and Magma were pretty damn shady but at least had good intentions, in their minds)

CryingEevee OOC: ((if they become slowbro))

CryingEevee OOC: ((slowking is if they're bitten on the head though))

Barchar: (everyone except Ghetsis in Plasma are just activists)

: ((hm, so maybe cutting off a slowpoke's tail would be pretty much forcing it to be a slowking when it evolves

Barchar: (But Galactic is pretty much unabashedly evil)

Barchar: (I mean, that's until it grows back)

Barchar: (Which IIRC it canonically does)

CryingEevee OOC: ((well, i think black 2 plasma might just be thieves but, again, didn't really play it))

: ((true, i'm thinking of it in terms of docking a dog's tail

Barchar: (Well, in B&W2, I think Ghetsius and Colress were leading them)

Barchar: (But I never played it much either so)

Barchar: (idrk)

: ((i thought colress was there for science

: ((honestly bw2 was kind of boring imo

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, i just remembered team flare, which i can't remember what they were about, they're that uneventful))

Barchar: (But wasn't he an admin oir something)

Barchar: (BW2 seemed alright but I already finished Black)

Barchar: (Or)

Barchar: (White)

Barchar: (Whichever one has Zekrom.)

CryingEevee OOC: ((white was zek))

Barchar: (yeah)

Barchar: (Because that's not confusing or nothiun)

CryingEevee OOC: ((it was the opposite color for the legend color, but then the second ones had not the opposite color))

Barchar: (Yeah)

Barchar: (Because)

Barchar: (*throws hands up*)

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't like how pokemon ambush you in sunmoon, like it's not terrible, but i don't really like unavoidable fights))

Barchar: (That doesn't bug me too much)

Barchar: (I hate that the pokemon can call allies in the same turn they use a move though)

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah))

CryingEevee OOC: ((earthbound got that right, calling an ally took a turn))

Barchar: (And moreso that they can do it in the smae turn as their ally faints)

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: Sometimes I get really paranoid that someone is actually in my house and I hide because I'm scared that something bad will happen to me

: I'm a pussy

Barchar: (I should have named my Magnemite One-One-One instead of just One-One. The character is just One-One but there's three in a magneton not two)

CryingEevee OOC: ((the pokemon count of trainers in this never seems to go above 3 unless it's a big battle, not even the kahunas most of the time though))

Barchar: (Yeah, I noticed that!)

Barchar: (I'm like halfway through the game and most trainers still only have on pokemon)

: ((I get a random adrenaline thrill when people come into my house

CryingEevee OOC: ((i named my magneton officer for when he becomes magnezone because mystery dungeon reference))

: ((Because I get enjoyment out of fighting people for some reason

: I would totally kick someone's ass if they broke into my house

: ((laharl just leaves his door open so that people will wander in so he can fight them

: If they didn't have a gun

: Bitch I'm getting a stick

Barchar: (WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SNEAKING UP ON ME)

Barchar: (GODDAMN)

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]laharl has a sign on his front door that says "free fights"[/s]))

Barchar: (ALSO, WHY DO THE PEOPLE IN THIS GAME NOT KNOW HOW TO SPELL NUMBSKULLS)

: Laharl's in fight club

Barchar: (IF YOU'RE GONNA USE IT SO GODDAMN MUCH AT LEAST SPELL IT RIGHT)

CryingEevee OOC: ((because team skull is a bunch of numskullz))

Barchar: (stahp)

Barchar: (there's a fuckin b)

Barchar: (you lunatic)

: ((Numskullz

: ((Flame, CE

: ((Sun or Moon

CryingEevee OOC: ((moon))

Barchar: (Sun)

: ((I haven't gotten one yet because I'm still deciding "Do I want to play most of the game during the day or the night"

CryingEevee OOC: ((hey flame, did you get the event snorlax?))

: ((i'm getting moon

CryingEevee OOC: ((*munchlax))

: ((I'm leaning towards Sun though just because I like the day

Barchar: (ye)

CryingEevee OOC: ((i got moon [s]because i'm edgy[/s]))

CryingEevee OOC: ((do any of you buy a ton of normal potions to heal your pokemon out of battle and use the good ones in battle?))

: ((No

: ((I use the Pokémon Center outside of battle

Barchar: (I basically never use items other than pokeballs)

: ((I like saving my money

: ((I once bought the most expensive clothes in Pokèmon Y and I'm doing it again for Sun and Moon

Barchar: (I need to save my ca$h for dat sw33t axexorixing B))))))

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: ((How the fuck will I get enough money?

: ((Elite Four farming

Barchar: (sell shit)

Barchar: (A lot of shit)

: ((That's how I got my team to level 100

: ((Elite Four farming

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]get a party of pokemon that all have the ability pickup[/s]))

Barchar: (Wait, you're at the e4 already frisky?)

CryingEevee OOC: ((frisky doesn't have moon yet))

CryingEevee OOC: ((or sun))

Smol Asriel: ((Hunting for mimikyu

CryingEevee OOC: ((mimikyu is in the ghost trial area once you complete the trial))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i think anyway))

Smol Asriel: ((Ywah I just found it

Smol Asriel: ((Mimikyu acquired

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]name it pikaboo[/s]))

: ((I was talking about X and Y

Smol Asriel: ((Should this replace lycanroc, decidueye, oooooor crabrawler

CryingEevee OOC: ((huh, i had forgotten about hyper training being a thing until a sign reminded me that it's supposed to be in the game. apparently you need bottle caps and golden caps which you can get from the online thing))

: ((I barely know jack shit about it except for the things in the trailers

Smol Asriel: ((I have one bottle cap

: ((So try not to spoil it

CryingEevee OOC: ((discharge or thunder?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((or replace thunderwave and have both))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, funniest, pokemon mount rn))

CryingEevee OOC: ((machamp))

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Barchar: (Do you ride it piggyback)

CryingEevee OOC: ((it carries you bridal style almost))

Barchar: (Awesome)

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]all of the bara fans rejoice[/s]))

Smol Asriel: ((My team now has 3 ghost types

Smol Asriel: ((Hence why decidueye is on the chopping block if I find something I need

Smol Asriel: ((Also MV is not mimikyu rip

Smol Asriel: ((Mv will be alolan ninetales

CryingEevee OOC: ((mv likes steel types iirc))

Smol Asriel: ((I haven't found a great steel type

Smol Asriel: ((But if I find one it'll be mv

: ((alola golem is electric type? huh

: ((It's got an electric type aerilate

: ((Turns normal type moves electric and gives STAB

: ((i'm doing random battles on showdown rn

CryingEevee OOC: ((i haven't been naming most of my mons cau things, only ones are chime and shoe))

: ((and someone just sent it out

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh good strength puzzle))

Barchar: (The only CaU thing I've named is my character I think)

Smol Asriel: ((I advise everyone stay off pokemon music on youtube

Barchar: (And kinda Grimer)

Smol Asriel: ((Because there's a big spoiler in a song title

Barchar: (Uh, okay?)

: ((I always call my character the name of the game

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Barchar: (Well thst'd)

Barchar: (Exceptionslly boring of you)

: ((Is mareanie that good

: ((Fuck you I like it

: ((i'm laughing so hard at the placeholder for busted mimikyu http://prntscr.com/dahzok

: ((I know it's evolution is a fucking wall

: ((TWO OF THE GAMES ARE MY ACTUAL NAME

: ((Sapphire and Platinum

: ((For Y I did "Xavier"

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh no, i'm suddenly getting strength puzzle flashbacks of distortion world in platinum))

: ((For Alpha Sapphire I did "Blue"

: ((Because of my younger self messing that shit up

: ((Etc etc

: ((For Sun I'm likely going to name it either "Frisky" or my real name

: (("Bee"

: ((That's not my real name

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]anotherbee))

CryingEevee OOC: ((again with me screwing it up))

CryingEevee OOC: ((pressing enter too early))

: ((Only MV and Smol know my actual name

: http://66.media.tumblr.com/ebd4e92928ab6e6b7cfbe84d7de58aae/tumblr_ofudysQEsd1r2lflgo1_1280.png

: This exists

CryingEevee OOC: ((of course it does))

CryingEevee OOC: ((and at least on person will make a custom decidueye hoodie))

CryingEevee OOC: ((should i use the master ball on the main legendary?))

: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cw4OhpZXEAA7JPw.jpg

: Wrecked

: ((Don't

: ((Don't use the master ball on the main legendary

: ((It would feel cheap

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, then what should i use it on?))

: ((LITERALLY ANY OTHER LEGENDARY THAT'S COOL

: ((THAT YOU CAN CAPTURE

CryingEevee OOC: ((>exeggutor island))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'll use it on topu keku))

: ((Use it on Alolan Exeggutor

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, yeah, the great dragon))

: ((Also someone feel free to give me money for Pokémon Sun

: ((-gets shot-

CryingEevee OOC: ((exeggutor is the best dragon))

CryingEevee OOC: (([spoiler]i WOULD use the master ball on an ultra beast but i think you can only use a special pokeball on them[/spoiler] this is an actual spoiler, so uhh don't think i'm joking))

CryingEevee OOC: ((brb))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((>instructions say to shake well))

CryingEevee OOC: ((>start to shake it))

CryingEevee OOC: ((>drop it))

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CryingEevee OOC: (("the S.S. magikarp"))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i have an alolan exeggutor))

CryingEevee OOC: (("as it grew taller and taller, it outgrew its reliance on psychic powers, while within it awakened the power of the sleeping dragon"))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'll name it long guy))

CryingEevee OOC: ((wait no, it;s a female))

CryingEevee OOC: ((eh, i'll call it meme tree))

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]i'm gonna catch 50 of them and wonder trade the meme trees away[/s]))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i think i'm almost at lunala))

CryingEevee OOC: ((and we have team skull as a squatting roadblock))

CryingEevee OOC: ((no joke))

CryingEevee OOC: ((they are squatting in a line as a roadblock))

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: CE jumps down from the counter

: https://youtu.be/wA7Y4DCLO2o

CryingEevee OOC: ((i beat the final kahuna (i think) and officer evolved, but my 3ds was dying so i'm charging it))

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Smol Asriel: ((Ok so I figured out what mimikyu really is

Smol Asriel: ((Under the disguise

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's a blob))

Smol Asriel: ((No

Smol Asriel: ((It's robbie rotten

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm not happy))

Barchar: (We are Pikachu)

Barchar: (HEY)

Barchar: (I need to see a Mimikyu master of disguise)

Smol Asriel: ((Who did you expect?

Smol Asriel: ((Sportaflop?

Barchar: (No)

Barchar: (Pikaflop)

Barchar: (Nevermind the first thing)

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]but mimikyu wants to BE pikachu, not get rid of pikachu[/s]))

Barchar: (No, Mimikyu is simply the master of disguise)

: ((wew http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-481299230

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]pretty sure the dex entry says mimikyu wanted to be loved so it desses like pikachu since pikachu is widely loved[/s]))

Barchar: (Mimikyu wrote that entry)

Barchar: (To trick you)

CryingEevee OOC: ((but why would the master of disguise reveal taht they are in a disguise?))

: ((If you could fuck anyone in Alola who would you fuck

Smol Asriel: ((Oranguru

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CryingEevee OOC: (([s]frisky didn't specifically say pokemon[/s]))

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CryingEevee OOC: (([s]so slarv would fuck an ape before a person[/s]))

: ((CE: childbirth has been the worst thing to happen to our marriage

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CryingEevee OOC: (([s]who am i married to?[/s]))

: ((Sasha

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]i'm married to heavy's gun?[/s]))

: ((I'd fuck Tapu Koko

: ((Dicks out for harambe

: ((No Tapu Koko is Curious George

CryingEevee OOC: ((topu keku))

: ((You dead memer

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Barchar: (I would fuck Salazzle. Duh.)

: ((salazzle dazzle

CryingEevee OOC: ((hue))

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Smol Asriel: ((Salazzle is scalie bait

Smol Asriel: ((Like, theres no denying

Smol Asriel: ((It's the gardevoir of lizards

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]and i't also only female[/s]))

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: There's already Salazzle porn

CryingEevee OOC: ((of course))

CryingEevee OOC: ((there was inkling porn a few hours after splatoon was revealed))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((batman's bizarre adventure))

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: ))yee haw

CryingEevee OOC: ((yee haw))

CryingEevee OOC: ((swood: ability: rough skin or run away. move set: vice grip, night shade, hydro(gen) cannon, and crush grip))

: yee haw

CryingEevee OOC: https://soundcloud.com/metalik/jontron-in-the-house

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: [font=smallcaps]I'm in a call with Bio[/font]

: [font=smallcaps]And he won't stop using[/font]

: [font=smallcaps]2009 memes[/font]

: ((aaaaa

CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, why are you in a call with bio?))

: [font=smallcaps]'Huh your voice is kinda deep' 'WELL EXCUUUUUSE ME PRINCESSSS'[/font]

: ((Cause he joined the ZS voice chat

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://how2bepic.bandcamp.com/album/boulevard-of-broken-memes]i walk a lonely road[/url]))

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: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *Wally enters the bar, looking expressionless.*

: enters too, looking tired.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *He plops himself down at the bar.*

CryingEevee OOC: ((the next undertale AU: Undertri))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((so, i just found something i thought was lost forever))

: ((yee haw

CryingEevee OOC: ((it was something i wrote for school, and it was essentially a written adaptation of the first bit of pmd rescue team))

CryingEevee OOC: ((also, apparently i thought "didn't" was spelled "did'nt"))

: ((I did'nt know that

: gtg

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: ((cya

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's not really cringey because well, i didn't write it from scratch but still))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i also didn't put punctuation in what people were saying, only the narration))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i also didn't know how to use commas))

CryingEevee OOC: ((welp, i'm gonna go put this into the depths of my closet))

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: ((apparently you can get shinies in random http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-481379237

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i wonder if it's the same chance as finding a shiny))

Smol Asriel: ((Laharl is good

Smol Asriel: ((Yvonne the mimikyu is kind of a glass cannon

: [font=smallcaps]Mimikyu has 90 base atk[/font]

: [font=smallcaps]I suggest you slap a Z move on it[/font]

: [font=smallcaps]Cause Never-Ending Nightmare on Shadow Claw[/font]

: [font=smallcaps]Is amazing[/font]

: [font=smallcaps]And Disguise guarantees a free hit[/font]

CryingEevee OOC: ((does it matter what move you z-ify or is it always the same stats?))

Smol Asriel: ((I don't have never ending nightmare yet

: ((The moves base off the move your z-ifying

Smol Asriel: ((And isn't 90 base atk shitty?

Smol Asriel: ((Oh ok

CryingEevee OOC: ((thunderwave isn't worth keeping, is it?))

: ((It's a guaranteed paralysis

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Core!Ultima: (ayy)

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai ult))

Core!Ultima: (so I made a video that I want to upload to youtube that SHOULD be going up sometime tonight/tommorow

CryingEevee OOC: ((so, magnezone's move set is tri attack, thunderwave, discharge, and flash cannon. should i replace any of those with thunder?))

Core!Ultima: (Probably Discharge)

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't have anything that can use rain dance btw))

Core!Ultima: (I don't use it, but I think it's just a basic electric move.

CryingEevee OOC: ((discharge i think it's all things so in a double battle it'll hurt allies, maybe. but it has less damage and better accuracy than thunder))

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Core!Ultima: (So basically it's a "do you expect a lot of double battles" situation. Doesn't Thunder hit all opponents to, or am I mistaken?)

Core!Ultima: (I think Thunder is the strongest lightning move in general as well

CryingEevee OOC: ((moon likes to throw double battles at me))

CryingEevee OOC: ((but also, tri attack doesn't have STAB))

: ((thunder is one target only iirc

Core!Ultima: (Hm. I always liked Tri Attack because it looked cool and was strong, but thunder may be better if you care about STAB)

CryingEevee OOC: ((STAB gives 1.5X damage))

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Core!Ultima: (What's flash cannon like?)

Core!Ultima: (ayy bread)

: ((Hello))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i have it to have a steel type move, and it has STAB))

CryingEevee OOC: ((80 attack))

CryingEevee OOC: ((100 accuracy))

Core!Ultima: (Hmm. Well if you like STAB, Tri Attack should probably go.)

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CryingEevee OOC: ((welp i got rid of tri attack))

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: ((hey mv

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai mv))

: ((ce you removed your signature move

Core!Ultima: (ayy)

CryingEevee OOC: ((i removed my other half's signature move))

: ((youre the same person no matter what

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]my signature move is fake tears but only when it's on an eevee[/s]))

Smol: (hi darling!!)

Core!Ultima: *Ultima walks into the bar, holding the bag of evidence from yesterday

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]i don't even know if eevee can learn fake tears[/s]))

: looks tired, and his shirt is dirty.

Core!Ultima: Heyo.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Hey."

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Core!Ultima: You doing okay? You look terrible.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Cleaning up rubble."

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Smol Asriel: ((Mv would you like to be an alolan ninetales

Core!Ultima: Ah. Hoodie guy showed up?

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "No."

Core!Ultima: Alright then. Just checking.

Core!Ultima: *He hops onto the couch

: ((sure but if u get an alolan marowak can i also be that

Female Asriel: She's at home, she didn't show hywel all the markings yet

CryingEevee OOC: ((i think i left this arcanine at literally 1 hp))

Smol Asriel: ((That's already flame

: ((wow

Smol Asriel: ((Because I planned for u to be mimikyu

Smol Asriel: ((But azzy wanted me to name it Yvonne

: ((mimikyu robin

Core!Ultima: *He then looks through the bag, hoping to learn more about the situation.

: ((back

: ((hi wally

Hywel: "Fanta."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *Wally wakes up at the bar. His head seems to have rested on it when he fell asleep.*

: [font=smallcaps]Who wants a 2007 meme[/font]

Hywel: "I wanna see all your markings?'

: ."*

Core!Ultima: (sure)

: ((okay

: [font=smallcaps][i]PINGAS :D[/i][/font]

Core!Ultima: (PINGAS)

: ((IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAR

: [font=smallcaps]EXCUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS[/font]

: ((DIE

: ((all your base are belong to us

: [font=smallcaps]Nyan Cat :3[/font]

: ((numa numa

Core!Ultima: (NYA NYA NYAAA)

: (([b]DINNER[/b]

: ((advice animals

: ((carmelldansen

: [font=smallcaps]Wtf is wrong with me today[/font]

: ((MAH BOI

CryingEevee OOC: ((let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the... FLOOOOOOOOOOR))

: [font=smallcaps]I'm using so many fucking emotes[/font]

Core!Ultima: (*insert zelda cdi meme here*)

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]you're evolving into a tulpa, like you said you would[/s]))

: ((well i mean i dont see anyone complaining

: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7YB_K-njNw

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *He lazily glances around, to see if Grillby's around.*

: [font=smallcaps]There's a 2007 meme[/font]

Grillby: -He's there.-

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CryingEevee OOC: https://soundcloud.com/turdl3/finished-youtube-anthem

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: ... [sub]"H-Hey, Grillby?"[/sub]

Grillby: -He nods.-

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: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: ... [sub]"C-Can I have, l-like... A tiny bit of beer, t-to see what it t-tastes like?"[/sub] *A few drops probably wouldn't hurt.*

Grillby: "Just a bit." He pulls a tiny amount from the tap.

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Core!Ultima: *He groans a bit, then pulls out the phone to check it again.

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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Hi[/color]

Core!Ultima: *ayy

Core!Ultima: (ayy)

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]We're talking about old memes[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]AND NOBODY SAID[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1[/color]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *He has a bit... And immediately has a mini spit-take, into his elbow or something.* [sub]"T-Tastes horrible..."[/sub]

: ((agreed, wally

Grillby: "Most people don't like the taste..."

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Female Asriel: "Yeah?"

Hywel: "I wanna see all your markings."

Female Asriel: "But why tho."

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Hywel: "Because I wanna know what it all looks like."

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Core!Ultima: *He puts all the stuff to the side so he can relax for a bit

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: walks to the bar and gets a fireman brew.

Core!Ultima: Does chocolate flavored beer exist?

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: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: [sub]"H-How do people d-drink this...?"[/sub]

CryingEevee OOC: ((i think it's almost lunala time))

Female Asriel: "Ok."

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Core!Ultima: (ayy)

: ((I actually had beer once and pretty much did what Wally did

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Yazan: ((hellp

Yazan: hello*

: ((same

: ((hey yaz

Female Asriel: She shows him her arms

: ((except it was like five seperate occasions

Female Asriel: "These are the ones on my arms."

: ((hi yaz

Hywel: "Yes."

Female Asriel: "What else would you like to see?"

Nikodemus: -enters the bar-

Hywel: "How about."

Hywel: "All of your body."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *He wipes his mouth, quietly gagging somewhat from the taste lingering in his mouth. He decides he'll find better ways to drink his sorrows away.*

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Female Asriel: "All of it?"

Hywel: "yes."

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: ((I asked my mom about the beer thing, and she said it was an acquired taste

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: ((of course it is

Female Asriel: "Are you sure?"

: ((its acquired by liking the taste of piss

Nikodemus: ((actually it is more of a tolerated taste

Hywel: "Yeah."

Female Asriel: "Absolutely so?"

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Beer is like, the worst. It doesn't even have a good alcohol content in it."

Nikodemus: ((tolerated in order to get tipsy or drunk

Nikodemus: ((ask anyone who drinks about why they like the taste of beer, they usually can't define the taste and simply will say they just like it

Hywel: "Fanta, you're throwing away an excuse to take off your clothes."

Core!Ultima: *Ultima is very surprised that he hasn't asked for a menu yet

CryingEevee OOC: ((apparently it's "impossible to aim" a pokeball when there's two pokemon))

: ((its better thn bourbon

Core!Ultima: ("OH CRUD THERE'S TWO OF THEM WHICH ONE IS THE RIGHT ONE")

Female Asriel: "Fiiine."

: ((just tried that with my mom, she did the "It just tastes like beer" thing

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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]well cheese just takes like chees[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]so[/color]

Core!Ultima: (And water tastes like water)

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]to be fair water does taste like nothing[/color]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *He's debating whether he should go back to the Gaston timeline. He's never had down before, and from the brother's reaction to it, he assumes it must be pretty good...*

Female Asriel: She does, she's got a delta rune on her back, drawing out some lines onto her abdomen. She also has the rest of the garter-leg straps. She kept her underwear on, because they'd only be hiding nipple rings.

Nikodemus: looks around the bar

Core!Ultima: (If it tasted like nothing it wouldn't exist)

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]what[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]how[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]does that work[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]that doesn't make any sense[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't think that's how it works))

Core!Ultima: (It's got to taste like something)

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: ((I mean water kinda sorta has a taste

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]no it doesn't[/color]

Hywel: "Huh."

Core!Ultima: (Air tastes like air (and whatever other crap's in it))

Hywel: "So essentially."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]air tastes like nothing[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((ultima, go home, you're drunk))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]unless there's like the smell of food or gas or whatever[/color]

Hywel: "You have built in lingerie."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]but just air tastes like nothing[/color]

Female Asriel: "Basically."

: ((water tastes like the nonwater particles within it

CryingEevee OOC: ((taste is something that's caused by our tase buds and stuff, not the actual thing your tasting))

Core!Ultima: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PijcGEU.gif?noredirect] (I BELIEVE) [/url]

Nikodemus: ((alcohol has maintain its bitter taste for years simply because it was easier to make than any sweet drink, hence why beer has been around for centuries

: ((also your nose

Hywel: 'Cool."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]your argument is invalid[/color]

: ((if you block your nose while eating something the taste is diminished

: ((brb gonna make some food

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't think taste is a property that something requires to exist))

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Core!Ultima: (It's how I was taught, but I never did trust my teachers)

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]well your teachers suck[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]probably[/color]

Female Asriel: "How does it look?"

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]the teachers that told you that suck[/color]

Nikodemus: sits on the couch

: ((speaking if bullshit that's taught

: ((tongue map

Core!Ultima: (Also my parents told me that to)

Core!Ultima: (so I just kind of went with it)

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][s]well everyone you know sucks[/s][/color]

Hywel: "I think it looks good."

Core!Ultima: [del] (so all of you suck) [/del]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][s]everyone you know irl[/s][/color]

Female Asriel: She sits on the bed, "Sweet."

Hywel: -He sits with her.-

Core!Ultima: [del] (but i know who you are [sub] /s [/sub] [/del]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]but what if you do[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, what type is alola muk?))

Female Asriel: She's tracing the markings on her stomach

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]well, it's a rainbow, so water[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]water = rainbow[/color]

Core!Ultima: (The green & yellow one)

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]./s[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's not water))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]is joke[/color]

Hywel: "Look."

Core!Ultima: (it is joke)

CryingEevee OOC: ((poison dark))

Hywel: -He takes off his shirt, and he has a heart drawn in marker on his chest.-

Hywel: "I'm you now."

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Core!Ultima: (ayy)

Female Asriel: "That is a poor imitation."

Hywel: "Yeah?"

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]isn't alolan muk rainbow though[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((it is))

CryingEevee OOC: http://www.pokemon-sunmoon.com/en-ca/pokemon/alolan-muk/

Hywel: "You want me to professionally get my fur dyed?"

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Core!Ultima: ( I was thinking of Grimer then)\

Nikodemus: gets up and turns on the jukebox to "Take on Me"

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]then why the heckie is it dark[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((heckie))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]it should be poison/fairy[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]yes[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]heckie[/color]

Core!Ultima: (Rainbows are EVIL)

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CryingEevee OOC: ((oh d00d those heckies lined up))

Core!Ultima: Hey Grillby, there any chocolate alcoholic drinks?

Female Asriel: "You want cool ass markings?"

Grillby: Nope.

Core!Ultima: Alright then.

Hywel: "Sure."

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Female Asriel: "Sweet."

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Nikodemus: starts doing the robot to the song

Female Asriel: "We'll be a whole family of Asriel."

Female Asriel: "And Colton."

: stares at Niko.

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Core!Ultima: *He stares to

Hywel: "And Hywel."

Nikodemus: "/me starts making beep boop and be sounds to the song, notably the beginning, "Be bebe bo bo bo beee beeo beoooo

Nikodemus: starts making beep boop and be sounds to the song, notably the beginning, "Be bebe bo bo bo beee beeo beoooo"*

Core!Ultima: You having fun over there Nik?

Female Asriel: "But you'll have markings so you're bootleg Asriel."

Nikodemus: Yes

Core!Ultima: Alright, have fun with that

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: ... *Eh, fuck it. He goes through the Anydoor, to the Matsuno household. He might as well ask if he still even serves oden.*

Hywel: "No, I'm Hyper Edge Hywel."

Nikodemus: goes back to robot dancing

Female Asriel: "This is not edgy at all."

Hywel: "Take off your underwear, cause I need to see if youre hiding the edge."

Nikodemus: hey wally

Nikodemus: bye wally

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *He glances around, to see if anyone's home.*

Female Asriel: "But that'd be lewd."

Hywel: "That's the point."

: [url=http://67.media.tumblr.com/a52813ded738322b6bf0baa3342d8e50/tumblr_o663r491in1tdqzofo1_500.png]Karamatsu:[/url] -Doesn't look like it.-

Core!Ultima: *He drinks some actual cocoa

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Core!Ultima: (ayy)

Female Asriel: "Fiiine."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *He goes outside, and decides to wander around a bit.*

Chara: I won't be in the discord today

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Female Asriel: She does so, she's got nipple circles that look stupid

Nikodemus: changes the song to Billy Jean and starts moonwalking

Hywel: "Pffft."

Chara: In the bar.

: ((ok

Female Asriel: "What are you pffting at?"

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Hi Bloo and okay[/color]

Gaston Timeline: -As always, the giant death forest looms over the Matsuno Household.-

: passed out in the bar again

Female Asriel: They look like a target

: ((bloo did u text me earlier

Chara: She's sitting on the couch, muttering something.

Hywel: "I'm surprised you don't have a tramp stamp."

Chara: (( I don't think so

Hywel: "Those don't look like rings."

: ((alright then that might have been a wrong number

: awakens and notices. "Hhey, is everythhhhing okayy?"

Chara: (( Was it from a 253

Core!Ultima: Hey Schyro.

: ((wait shit no it was laharl

Nikodemus: yep

Chara: "..."

Nikodemus: moonwalks past Schryton

: ((i think

Chara: "...yes..."

Chara: She looks at Niko.

Chara: "who...who's that?"

: ((Who wants to come fuck over a ZS CaH game

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] ...Iii... s-sssorry, I forggot...

: ((oooh me

Core!Ultima: That's Niko.

: ((ooooh count me the fuck in

: http://pyx-3.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=69 Everyone join as variations of Frisky. We've gotten three already

: [font=smallcaps]Frisky_Whiskingont, Frisky Whiskey, etc[/font]

: false alarm [Chara] disconnected.

: [font=smallcaps]Password is all lowercase 'fuck'[/font]

Female Asriel: "I dunno, you haven't seen my tail."

: [font=smallcaps]Watch out for possible R2[/font]

Hywel: -He looks.-

: false alarm [Chara] joined chat.

Female Asriel: She's got an arrow design

: ((oh shit my brother might be here

Hywel: -Pointing where.-

Chara: "..."

Female Asriel: In two directions

Female Asriel: Left and right

Chara: "I-I haven't s-seen h-him before."

: false alarm [Chara] disconnected.

Hywel: "Okay, could be worse."

Nikodemus: I'm Nikodemus Falcone

Nikodemus: I'm a Peregine

Female Asriel: "What does it look like."

Core!Ultima: (It's obvious who I am0

Hywel: "Its an arrow, going left an right."

Hywel: "Could be pointing to your ass though."

Nikodemus: changes the song Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gees and starts disco dancing

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Hywel: "So it could be worse."

Female Asriel: "Well.."

: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL DOING

Core!Ultima: (getting comfy)

Nikodemus: ((nothing really

: false alarm [Chara] joined chat.

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm playing moon))

Female Asriel: She shows him her last marking

Chara: "o-oh."

: Frisky Whiskington [] disconnected.

Hywel: -He looks.-

Chara: "W-what's a 'peregine'?"

Female Asriel: It's an arrow pointing down

Female Asriel: Exactly where you think it would be

Hywel: -He chuckles, and then starts laughing a bit.-

Female Asriel: "Don't laugh at it."

Hywel: "Oh come on."

Hywel: "It's funny."

Female Asriel: "It's lewd."

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Hywel: "You as a being are lewd."

: false alarm [Chara] disconnected.

Hywel: "Since when did you think lewd was a bad thing."

: false alarm [Chara] joined chat.

Female Asriel: "It's in my fur though."

Female Asriel: "It's lewd all the time."

Hywel: "It's like a tattoo."

Chara: gtg

: false alarm [Chara] disconnected.

Female Asriel: "Yeah."

Hywel: "Just cover it."

: Frisky Whiskington [] disconnected.

Female Asriel: "But as a whole, how do you rate them."

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Hywel: "Uhh, 9."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *He glances around, to see if the brothers are outside, or something.*

Female Asriel: "Excellent."

Female Asriel: She lies on the bed

Hywel: "Tired? It's like, 7."

Female Asriel: "No, just lying down."

Hywel: -He lies next to her.-

: Whoever joined the CaH game as me.

: I would like to say two words.

: "Fuck off".

: Frisky Whiskington [] disconnected.

Smol: :c

: ((laharl started it

: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.

: I know

: But it was still legitimately annoying

: I wasn't even impersonating Laharl either

: Call me salty if you will but whatevs

Smol: sorry

: Back to my break

: ((sorry

: Frisky Whiskington [] disconnected.

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh d00d thunder's animation is awesome in moon))

: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.

: Also it wasn't funny

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

Smol: ..

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CryingEevee OOC: ((for like, the first time Shrooom! is being useful))

Female Asriel: She tucks her head on him

Hywel: "I was only joking, by the way."

Hywel: "You look beautiful."

Female Asriel: She smiles

CryingEevee OOC: ((and shroom now has dream eater, maybe i should give shroom the item that enhances drain healing instead of the grass z-stone))

Female Asriel: "I try to."

Hywel: -He smiles back.-

Female Asriel: She nuzzles his neck

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *He glances over to the forest, then decides it wouldn't be a good idea to enter.*

Smol Asriel: ((WHAT

Smol Asriel: ((THE FUCK

Smol Asriel: ((IS ZYGARDE 10%

CryingEevee OOC: ((dog zygarde))

Hywel: -He kisses her head.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((iirc))

Nikodemus: grabs his phone and texts Azalea [Hows it going?]

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Smol Asriel: ((Yes and it's a monstrosity

Azalea: [Fine.]

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's fine))

Azalea: [Been taking walks.]

CryingEevee OOC: ((have you not seen dog zygarde before this game?))

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

Smol Asriel: ((I haven't

Nikodemus: [does it help?]

CryingEevee OOC: ((what about obelisk the tormentor zygarde? AKA zygarde 100%))

Azalea: [I guess.]

Smol Asriel: ((That I have seen and it's badass

Smol Asriel: ((I need

CryingEevee OOC: ((apparently whenever a non pokemon center npc heals your pokes, they just use revives, ethers and potions))

Smol Asriel: ((A new form

Smol Asriel: ((For this satanic hellbeast

Smol Asriel: ((Immediately

CryingEevee OOC: ((next is 50% iirc))

CryingEevee OOC: ((which is snek))

CryingEevee OOC: ((so good luck))

Smol Asriel: ((FUCK

: ((Have fun with your spooky doggo, slar

Smol: brb food

CryingEevee OOC: ((spore is jsut a better sleep powder))

Core!Ultima: (brb din din)

Smol Asriel: ((Spore is overpowered and sleep powder isn't

: ((Spore is one of the best moves

: ((It's sleep powder but without a fuckin miss chance

CryingEevee OOC: ((and also more pp i think))

Azalea: [Sorry for not being around.]

CryingEevee OOC: ((i think this totem poke is the pseudo-legend))

: just realized he didn't get groceries this week.

Nikodemus: [its cool]

CryingEevee OOC: ((protect works on status effect causing moves?))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Protect works on pretty much everything I think[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]except brick break of course, and i think feint[/color]

Azalea: [Where are you?]

: ((Actually

: ((It blocks Brick Break

: ((if your pokemon has the ability infiltrator you can get past protect

: ((it's awesome

: ((only Feint and Z Moves work

: ((Not even infiltrator

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]oh huh[/color]

: ((Infiltrator is for Light Screen and Reflect/Substitutes

CryingEevee OOC: ((z-moves work?))

: ((Z moves bust past protect, yeah.,

: ((Same for Shadow Force and Phantom Force

CryingEevee OOC: ((chime wants to learn destiny bond))

Nikodemus: [at the bar but gonna head to work in like 30]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]chime do you want to learn destiny bond[/color]

: ((oh right infiltrator goes past substitites

Azalea: [Want me to come there?]

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't think chime should learn destiny bond))

: ((Infiltrator is one of those abilities you forget about

: ((Until you accidently hit someone past a substitute and it's a pleasant surprise

Nikodemus: [if you like[

: ((i did it earlier today

CryingEevee OOC: ((what do you guys think, should chime the gengar learn destiny bond?))

Azalea: -After a bit, she arrives at the bar.-

Smol Asriel: ((No

Smol Asriel: ((The only pokemon that get use out of that are nfes and wobbuffet

CryingEevee OOC: ((alright, no destiny bond))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]oh yeah[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]CE what is Gengar's new ability[/color]

: (( And Cofagrigus in Trick Room

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]It doesn't have levitate anymore I've heard[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((curse body))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Oh neat[/color]

: Nikodemus's connection timed out.

CryingEevee OOC: ((i think levitate would be better but curse body gengar isn't like, a terrible mon))

Azalea: "Hey."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]TIL Joel doesn't like memes[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((i think shrooom! is helping me get over my hatred of fairy types))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i still will always believe sylveon is evil))

: ((dude, why would you hate fairy types

Nikodemus: flies into her arms

Azalea: -She catches him.-

Azalea: "Miss me?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know, probably because it's a type that dragon moves can't touch and i used to really use dragons))

: ((ah