Asriel: "He's afraid..."
Jäger Leyline: hits the water and remerges
Midna: "Oh, it's so cold... Why did I think this was a good idea?"
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Smol: (
Shoe: "He is?"
Jäger Leyline: the thrill of the fall makes it worth it
Smol Asriel: "I swear I'm not, Senpai Shoe."
Asriel: -He nods.-
Midna: -She heads for shore, shivering all the way.-
Jäger Leyline: theres a rope the climb the mountain. We will get oir clothes and head to the spring
Midna: "Okay."
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Jäger Leyline: swims ashore
Jäger Leyline: not too cold right?
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Shoe: "Well, you know the rule, child."
Midna: "Yeah, I should only get frostbite in maybe an hour."
Shoe: He poofs smol away
Jäger Leyline: we well be warm in 5 minues
Asriel: "...Where is he?"
Jäger Leyline: climbs the rope
Jäger Leyline: no problem climbing right?
Shoe: "Playing."
Asriel: "Playing what?"
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Midna: follows after him. "None at all."
: awakens, and immediately sits up. "Ssorry, I hahad no idea Iii was doioing that."
Jäger Leyline: gets top side and grabs his jacket and heads tp the spring
Jäger Leyline: waita for her pf course
Midna: -She throws her coat on, following. "I should have worn boots."
Jäger Leyline: wont need them in a minute
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Midna: "Oh, I know that."
Shoe: "9/11."
Shoe: "It's a VR game."
Jäger Leyline: takes her to the springs. Its a
Shoe: "On the playstation real life."
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Asriel: "Oh."
Asriel: "PlayStation real life?"
Shoe: "Yes."
Shoe: "It's free."
: its a large pool of steaming water
Asriel: "May I have one then?"
Midna: proceeds to ditch her coat again, dipping a toe in. "Ah, much better."
Jäger Leyline: all natural. Heated from the magma below
Midna: happily splashes in.
Jäger Leyline: takes off his jacket and shirt and gets ib
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Shoe: "You already have one."
Jäger Leyline: in*
: "..."
: Still on the couch.
Shoe: "I was making a joke, it's real life you dumb cunt."
Asriel: "...You're sending him to 9/11 in real life?"
Shoe: "Yes."
Smol Asriel: smacks into the side of the WTC
Jäger Leyline: is still bandaged up on his right arm
: "I-it's o-okay..."
Midna: "... What happened?"
Jäger Leyline: new arm
Asriel: "Oh... is he okay?"
Jäger Leyline: thinks this is the 7th arm
: pulls at his hair. "D-ddo you need ananythhhing?"
Jäger Leyline: some nutcase shot the last one clean off
Shoe: He poofs him back in, smol now has some bruises but otherwise is AOK
Midna: "... Damn."
: "No, i-i'm fine."
Shoe: He sits on his head
Asriel: "Are you alright?"
: She stands up slowly, nearly falling over.
Core!Ultima: *He's on the couch to
Jäger Leyline: has a robotic shoulder now too btw
: stands up, supporting her if she needs it.
Midna: isn't too phased by it.
Smol Asriel: "F-fine."
Jäger Leyline: so whatcha got planned now that your term is over?
Midna: "I really don't know. I might take a vacation."
Asriel: "Shoe, can you please stop doing this to him?"
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] D-dddon't strain yoyourssself.
Midna: "Go explore like other people do."
Jäger Leyline: good idea
: "Okay."
Jäger Leyline: I did that alot
Jäger Leyline: Im more in then settling down part of my life now but
Midna: "I'll just take Zant and Ghirahim and... go."
Jäger Leyline: still enjoy exploring
Jäger Leyline: like....leave for good?
Midna: "I mean, maybe I'd come back."
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Jäger Leyline: jokingly says, "well there goes my plan for being retired bingo buddies
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Midna: "Pfff. You wanna do... i dunno, a bakesale? That's what old people do right?"
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Jäger Leyline: yeah Im not that old
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Midna: "I just feel like I should broaden my horizons, you know?"
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: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] W-wwait, um, Iiii nevever intrrrroduced myseself, sssorry. Iii'm Schyro, sssorry for nonot sayying anyththing beffore.
Jäger Leyline: I get it stuck as a mayor for 4t o 8 years ans now you want some freedom
Midna: nods. "Exactly."
: "i-it's okay..."
Shoe: "No fuck you."
Jäger Leyline: splashes the water
Jäger Leyline: I would too
: "I'm Chara..."
Midna: squeals a little, then splashes back.
Jäger Leyline: gets soaked
Jäger Leyline: any idea where?
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He enters.[/color]
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Nnnice to, um, oooofficially meet youou.
Midna: "Nope."
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Hi."[/color]
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Hhey.
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He sits on the couch and looks down.[/color]
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He looks to see if they have an extra sled, or something.*
: "hello"
Jäger Leyline: zant and Girham going to come along willing
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Chara, are you okay or at least better?"[/color]
: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] -There's a sled sitting to the side.-
Smol Asriel: ((IT WAS HIS SLEDD
: "I-I got some r-rest, at least..."
Midna: "Well, I'm pretty much the only one they know well."
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"That's good."[/color]
Jäger Leyline: moves to sit next to her
Midna: has her hands in her lap.
Jäger Leyline: bet they couldnt function withoit you
Midna: "Mmh."
Vaati: -The only functional Zelda villain /s-
Ghirahim: -How do i shot web-
Jäger Leyline: by the way you know Vats?
Midna: "Somewhat?"
: gtg
Jäger Leyline: from your line?
Midna: "No."
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Jäger Leyline: huh got a hunch he was
Midna: "He's not."
Jäger Leyline: leans back and relaxes
Jäger Leyline: nevermind then
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Midna: -She shifts a little.-
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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"How're you Schyro?"[/color]
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Oh, Iiii'm okay, a-aaand yourseself?
Jäger Leyline: since youre leaving, this mean it might be the last time I will see you?
Core!Ultima: *He wakes up again
Midna: "Probably."
Core!Ultima: hrm?
Jäger Leyline: damn
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Not...great. I mean, fine right now, but something's gonna happen."[/color]
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Oh nno...
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"It might be a good thing but it's probably not."[/color]
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: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Oh...
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: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Iii hope ittt's a good ththinng.
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"I hope so too, and if not I hope it ends well."[/color]
Core!Ultima: Talking about the giant sky timer thing?
Jäger Leyline: just when we started to get along
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"No, the timer is still ticking down like normal."[/color]
Midna: "Sorry about that..."
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"It won't go off for a month."[/color]
Core!Ultima: Alrighty then.
Jäger Leyline: any way I can make this goodbye any better?
Core!Ultima: *He drinks more cocoa
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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Anyway, physically at the moment I'm fine, so I'll just enjoy myself."[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]holy fuck[/color]
Midna: "... Look, I can see where you're going with this."
Jäger Leyline: Actually I getvit
Jäger Leyline: to be honest I dont have any ulterior motive
Midna: "Ah."
Jäger Leyline: I got Fellby and BC
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Jäger Leyline: dont get me wrong your still extragant
Midna: "Well, it's good to know you won't be upset about it."
Jäger Leyline: besides last time you ssaid it does.t work that way for you like it does for us
Midna: "Wait, what?"
Jäger Leyline: you know, sex
Midna: "Oh, no, we do that."
Jäger Leyline: ....wait
Jäger Leyline: you said you had no gemtial
Jäger Leyline: gential*
Midna: "In the imp form, yeah."
: ((gemtial
Jäger Leyline: (damn phone
Midna: ((midna takes off her pants and a crystal gem flies out
Midna: ((it's pearl
Jäger Leyline: well there goes my chances anyways
Midna: shrugs.
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Jäger Leyline: shrugs
Midna: -Things kind of got awkward-
Jäger Leyline: started this not expecting anything
Midna: "Really."
Jäger Leyline: so back to other topics
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Jäger Leyline: so how about bingo?
Midna: "It honestly seems kind of boring."
Jäger Leyline: it does
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Jäger Leyline: sparring?
Midna: "I do it occasionally."
Jäger Leyline: brawling?
Midna: "Not really."
Jäger Leyline: kicking Zants ass?
Midna: "When he tears up the carpet, yeah. He's like an unruly cat."
Jäger Leyline: flying?
Midna: "Not my thing, really."
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"So."[/color]
Core!Ultima: Hm?
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Schyro, anything happen recently?"[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"And Ultima too, I guess."[/color]
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Oh, um, n-nnnot reallllllly.
Core!Ultima: Not really. Just sat here drinking cocoa and sleeping.
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"...Okay."[/color]
Jäger Leyline: oh yeah you didnt answer my original question
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Ssorrry.
Midna: "Hm?"
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"It's fine, I just want to make conversation and I'm not sure what to ask or say."[/color]
Jäger Leyline: if I can make this dat
Jäger Leyline: day better*
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"There's really a lot of options but I don't want to ask them."[/color]
Midna: "... Not really. This is nice enough."
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Like 'What's your favorite book?' I could ask that but I don't care for the answers."[/color]
Jäger Leyline: jokingly "you had your mind in the gutter
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Oh.
Core!Ultima: You ask what you want to ask.
Midna: "Or, maybe you did."
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"I mean of course but I don't know what I want to ask."[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"My favorite questions are 'what's up' and 'anything happen recently' but."[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Y'know."[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"It's almost always not much and not really."[/color]
Jäger Leyline: in a deep mysterious voice "Maybe. The World may never know;
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Ssorrry...
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Again, it's fine, it makes sense, just...disappointing."[/color]
Core!Ultima: Don't worry about it to much.
Midna: crosses her arms and raises an eyebrow.
Jäger Leyline: laughes
Core!Ultima: Honestly when you find a question you want to ask, chances are it'll be a good question that we can answer.
Jäger Leyline: just do me one favor, dont disappear and never return again
Midna: "Alright, got it."
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"The only two questions I know I want to ask don't receive very good answers so I think the chances aren't that way, but."[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Still. I will think of some."[/color]
Jäger Leyline: pats her shoulder and gets up
Jäger Leyline: I gotta check on my son
Midna: nods. "Alright, then I guess I should head home."
Jäger Leyline: hey dont be afraid to call sometimd
Jäger Leyline: heads home cuz I gtg
Midna: "I won't. See you around, Leyline."
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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]I thought that was 'I won't call' rather than 'I won't be afraid to call'[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Brb[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He thinks.[/color]
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: wanders out of the back room.
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Oh, hhhello.
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Hey Schyro."
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: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] H-hhow are youu?
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Not so great."
Core!Ultima: Hey Fell.
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Oh nno... c-can I hellp?
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "If you can track down some asshat in a hoodie, yeah."
Core!Ultima: Who now?
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Ththere are a llot of ththose. Whhat did ththey do?
Core!Ultima: *He likes to wear hoodies
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "They blew up the front of the bar and shot Jager's limbs off."
Core!Ultima: *He looks over to the front
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He just decides to keep spectating. He mostly just prefers to relax, anyway.*
: Cue rage. "HHOW DARE THTHEY."
Core!Ultima: I didn't even notice.
Core!Ultima: I got a friend that could help us fix the bar
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] *barkery
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Ddo you know whhere they miight be?
Core!Ultima: *Barkery
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "No idea. At all."
Core!Ultima: Do you know their name
Core!Ultima: Or more than "hoodie guy"?
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Nope."
Core!Ultima: Well, I could help find more clues about the guy.
Core!Ultima: I used to be a lawyer, so I know my way around evidence and stuff like that.
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: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Iif they cccome ananywhhere near ththis place theyyy'll have ththeir head so far offf their body iiit could be classsified as a seseperate entity.
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Muffet says they won't live until december."
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Back[/color]
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Nno they won't.
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Core!Ultima: We got to find them first
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"...Huh?"[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"I was zoned out thinking of good questions to ask and now we're talking about chopping heads."[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Hmm."[/color]
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "All I know is that they're after Jager."
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Nno, not chhopping, tearrrring.
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"I was zoned out thinking of good questions to ask and now we're talking about tearing heads."[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Similar enough."[/color]
Core!Ultima: Well, let's go to the explosion to see if we an find what he left. IF he left anything
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"And both make me question the scenario the same."[/color]
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Nothing. We checked."
Core!Ultima: Hmm. Any traces of what kind of bomb it was?
Core!Ultima: We could trace it back to where he bought or got the bomb
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "It was an RPG. We saw him fire it."
Core!Ultima: Oh.
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][s]Role playing games are rather destructive[/s][/color]
: ((*grabs rocket launcer*
: ((motherfucker i was born ready
: sighs and gets a drink.
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"I'm sure whatever happened that requires the tearing of heads will end fine."[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Don't worry about it for now."[/color]
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Iit sure as helll will because ththeir blood ir ddust will be all over.
Core!Ultima: Maybe a bit of both.
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] ...Yyou can't have bothhh.
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Dust?[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"[/color]
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Ththe remaiiins of a dead monster.
Core!Ultima: Ash dust.
Core!Ultima: Burnt.
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Nnot that dust.
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Oh, okay."[/color]
Core!Ultima: I was answering your question
Core!Ultima: Anyways, we have a fucking terrorist out there that needs to die.
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Okay, now tearing heads off makes sense."[/color]
Core!Ultima: Last thing we need is if he targets the bar.
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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"I don't have all the context but I'm fairly confident that won't happen."[/color]
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: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Not if Jager's not here, which, at this point of time, he isn't."
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Core!Ultima: Well, we sure that he's focusing on specifically Jager>
Core!Ultima: Jager?*
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *Wally decides to go back inside, and peeks through the Anydoor, mostly just to see what's going on back at home.*
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "I'm pretty sure."
Core!Ultima: Good. [del] i dont need more people after my nonexistent dick [/del]
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: gtg shower and bed, gn
: be sure to yee haw
: ((see you swood
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: ((haw yee
: yee haw
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: finishes his drink. "This is just... a shitty situation."
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Yyeah...
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "We gotta fix the storefront now..."
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: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Iif you need hehelp, Ii can assist.
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Thank you. We just need to raise the money first."
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] ...Yyou know Ii could probablyy pay fofor it in fffull right.
Core!Ultima: I have like 2000 G to start you off
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "... You could, Schyro."
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Hhow much? About?
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "I'd say...15,000."
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Ththat's dddoable, I can gget it to yoyou now if yyou'd like.
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]ffffffffuck[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]my hand's going to be sensitive for a while now[/color]
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Alright, thank you."
Core!Ultima: (Fall asleep?)
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]no[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]mostly because i saw the first image from that[/color]
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *Wally leans back into the house, and closes the door. On the other side, it was mostly just anothe, bigger house with a few people inside. He sits back down on the couch, relaxing somewhat.*
Core!Ultima: (o jebuz)
Core!Ultima: (oh it looks horrible sweet fuck)
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Core!Ultima: (that's way past the level of blood i've seen)
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: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He glances out the window, to see if the others are still outside.*
Miyu: She was on the other side, yelling at Ed.
: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] -Looks like they're coming in.-
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: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He waits until they're coming in to wave to them, since they probably wouldn't see him if he waved right now.*
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: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] "Ah, you're still here..."
Smol Asriel: is still sitting with shoe on his head
Asriel: -He wakes up.-
Asriel: "..."
: ((Til people who follow Sikhism can bring knifes into places that normally you can't))
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He nods.* [sub]"I-I can leave, if you want."[/sub]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]sikhism?[/color]
: ((It's a religion))
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]oh huh[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][s]like prostitution[/s][/color]
: ((Also til Sikhism is a religion))
: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] "Oh, no, I just... is everything okay bak home?"
Core!Ultima: (So thats a thing)
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]if it ends in ism it's probably a philosophy or a religion[/color]
Core!Ultima: (I follow chocolatism)
: ((i thought lesbians were followers of some religion until high school
: ((The knife and sword is called a Kirpan, it's pretty cool))
Core!Ultima: (Ooo)
: ((10/10))
: ((and that they were persecuted alongside the gays bc it was the only religion that supported them
: ((i was a dumb middleschooler
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He shrugs.* [sub]"I-It's a bit more... Uh, hectic over there, h-half the time. It's nice to be in a place that's at least s-somewhat calmer, y'know?"[/sub]
Asriel: "...I dozed off."
: ((choro: karamatsu this homeless guy has been sleeping on our couch for days now
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: ((You can bring knives to school if you're in this religion))
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: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] "Well, we're about to make dinner. Want any?"
Core!Ultima: (gtg for the night)
Core!Ultima: (G'Night guys)
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: [url=]Wally[/url]: [sub]"W-What's on the menu?"[/sub]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Gn ultima[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Yeah I can't think of any questions."[/color]
Shoe: "Well I'm going to go back to vegas, see you slave. Have my montreal tea blend by 1 AM."
Shoe: He poofs out
Choromatsu: "Uh, we were gonna do teriyaki tonight."
Asriel: "...Sorry, if I could buy you I would, and let you be free."
Asriel: -He frowns.-
Asriel: "You don't deserve to be in this mess."
Smol Asriel: "I mean.. he did save my life."
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: [url=]Wally[/url]: [sub]"Never really had it before, but, uh... Sure."[/sub]
Asriel: "So what? You don't deserve to be tortured for almost dying."
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Choromatsu: -He nods, and the bros head into the kitchen.-
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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]" you have any questions, Schyro?"[/color]
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] ...Reallly depresssing and existetential ones.
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"...Uh, okay, go ahead if you want."[/color]
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Ii'd rather nnot burdennn you.
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"I'll be fine."[/color]
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He takes out his phone while they're cooking.*
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Whhhhy does life evennn happen if eveveryone suffers?
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Well, clearly, not everything is suffering."
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Everyone suffers at some points, not constantly. And life isn't made to have infinite happiness."[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"If that were the case we would be tied to machines and given a nonfading ecstasy permanently."[/color]
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] You know, ththat's a damnn good answer.
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Why thank you."[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Brb[/color]
Smol Asriel: Time to grind for a mareanie
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: lays his head down on the counter.
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: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Hey Schyro."
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Hhey.
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Ddonyou need ananythiing?
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "A freaking break."
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Ii mean ananythhhing I can geget you
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Oh. Maybe another scotch."
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He puts down his phone, and glances at the TV, to see if it's on.*
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: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] -It's on now, showing the news. It's mostly about goings-on around the timeline."
: /me buys his friend a goddamn drink.
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]rip[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]also back[/color]
: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] -Also, an onion flies out of the kitchen, amid shouts of dismay and amusement.-
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Ugh, why's it so hard to think of questions?"[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"..."[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Wait."[/color]
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He flinches a bit, then just goes back to watching TV. He starts to wonder who threw the onion.*
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Huh."[/color]
: laughs bc that was a question
: sips the drink.
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Do you have any other depressing and/or existential questions?"[/color]
: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] -The family soon comes out with food.-
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Not really."
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: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Nno, that was iit.
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Okay. You're welcome for answering it, hope it meant something."[/color]
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Iit did.
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Ththanks.
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]I fucking hate[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]When people say sugar[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Doesn't make kids hyper[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]IT DOES[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]It's just not in the chemicals[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]It's...what's the word[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]i think it starts with a p[/color]
Sugar: :)
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]where like[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]if you believe it it happens[/color]
: ((placebo effecr
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]oh yes thank you[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Sugar making kids hyper is placebo[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]So it doesn't make kids hyper chemically, it's placebo[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Or it's because happiness --> energy[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Either way it does make kids hyper, don't twist the fuckin meaning[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He checks his phone.[/color]
: checks his phone too.
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??: [hey boss remember that thing with the chocolate milk]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]ey b0ss[/color]
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] [no?]
??: [me neither]
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: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Freaking... Jake."
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: Jake: [color=#ffaa00]yes[/color]
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] -Not that one.-
: Jake: [color=#ffaa00]ok[/color]
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He lays down on the couch, and continues to watch TV.*
: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] -He offers his guest a plate.-
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: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He grabs it, and sits up. Seems like he didn't notice them coming in.*
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] ...
: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] -It's pretty lacking in onion flavor.-
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Hmm?"[/color]
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "An employee of mine. Constantly high."
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He glances at the onion. He guesses it was too dirty from the floor to be able to be eaten safely. He takes a few bites.*
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Oh.
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Oh, huh."[/color]
: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] -All and all, it's still pretty delicious.-
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Yeah..."
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][jake are you high?][/color]
: Jake: [color=#ffaa00][No I'm busy][/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He frowns.[/color]
??: [you fucking know it lol]
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He takes a few more bites, seeming to enjoy it.* [sub]"T-Thank you for the hospitality.[/sub]
: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] -He flashes a bright smile. "Oh, it's the least I could do."
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][okay well, i'm fellby, i need you here ASAP. you know where i am?][/color]
Heather: [I just had to buy a new phone!!!]
Heather: [My first one exploded Q_Q]
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??: [no]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Hi Bloo[/color]
: I'll be on discord in about
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][i've told you about the bar yeah?][/color]
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: [url=]Wally[/url]: [sub]"M-Mind if I stay one more night?"[/sub]
Tesla: [hi sean]
??: [oh yeeeeaaah]
: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] "Oh, go ahead."
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][i'm there, i need you here to discuss something.][/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][hi tesla!][/color]
: ((brb making a command for jake
Tesla: [<3]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]His frown is upside down.[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][tesla are you okay?][/color]
: Is anyone still in vc
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]yee[/color]
: ((yes
: [url=]Wally[/url]: [sub]"Thanks."[/sub] *He takes another few bites of his meal.* [sub]"I-I'm surprised I've never had this before..."[/sub]
: who?
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]chime/mv[/color]
Jake: -He stumbles in, heading towards Fellby. "Hey boss, what's up!"-
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]and me, slarv, and smol[/color]
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] ...
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]but chime and mv are unmuted[/color]
: "..."
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Um."
: is schyro still
Jäger Leyline: texts fellby [No dice with Midna]
: there
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He puts his phone away.[/color]
: yes
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] [shame]
Tesla: [yes i am okay]
: [font=smallcaps]Any TVs near Wally flick on[/font]
: [font=smallcaps]Because he's gotta be able to respond to his rap battle.[/font]
: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] -He looks up, confused.-
Jäger Leyline: [Well I was even trying tbh]
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] [ah]
: [font=smallcaps]It's Character Cop[/font]
: [font=smallcaps]Featuring Wally as tonights roastee.[/font]
: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] -The bros all stare at Wally, confused.-
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Then he takes it out again. [good, anything going on?][/color]
Jäger Leyline: [Got you anyways, more than enough for me]
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Jake, what are you doing here."
Jake: "You told me to come here, dog!"
Tesla: [The city's completely gone]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][...oh no.][/color]
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "... I did not."
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][do you fell okay?][/color]
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] [<3]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][feel*][/color]
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He looks up to the TV, and, hearing the voice coming through it, just kinda gets an annoyed expression.* [sub]"... I-I'll explain later..."[/sub]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][this doesn't hurt you emotionally or anything?][/color]
Osomatsu: "Wow, who did you piss off, huh?"
Tesla: [...i...i don't even know anymore]
Jake: "Oh..."
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][uh, come to the bar.][/color]
Tesla: she does so
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Hi Tesla."[/color]
Tesla: "Hi."
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Hhhello.
Jake: "Fine, I'm gonna go get some brownies then." He leaves.
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Hmm."[/color]
: "..."
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Where to start."[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Are you sane?"[/color]
: Chara looks to Schyro for a second.
Tesla: "...maybe"
: looks back.
: "i must have...spaced out"
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He stares for a second.[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Well."[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"This is a problem."[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"I'm not a psychiatrist."[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Or a therapist or whatever."[/color]
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Iit's alright.
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"So I don't really know how to deal with this, but."[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"You know what, tell me just...whatever's on your mind."[/color]
Tesla: "nothing's on my mind."
: "D-did anything happen?"
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Nnnothing ththat you hhave to worry aboutt.
: "...o-okay..?"
: "so nothing bad?"
Danny: DeVito
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Say something related to your emotions, and if you have none something about how you think you should feel."[/color]
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Nno, nothiing bad.
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]put a comma after none for 100% more sensibility[/color]
Tesla: "i have nothing to say"
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He sighs. "Can you sleep?"[/color]
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He just kinda, keeps watching the TV, with a straight face. He continues eating.*
Tesla: "..."
Tesla: she says nothing
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Try to."[/color]
: Chara nods.
: finishes off his drink.
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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"And if you can't, we'll discuss this further."[/color]
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Tesla: she disappears
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"..."[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][tesla are you going to sleep?][/color]
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Tesla: [i guess]
: brb switching to PC
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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][it's a yes or no question.][/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]TIL oreos are knockoffs not originals[/color]
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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]but then the oreo nation attacked[/color]
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Tesla: [...]
Tesla: [yes]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][that's a lie.][/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][SLEEP!][/color]
Tesla: [i'm not lying]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][okay, good.][/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][but just in case you are.][/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][SLEEP!][/color]
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: [font=smallcaps]a[/font]
: ((b
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: danny
: devito
Smol: (test
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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]nice[/color]
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: ((well that was stupid
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He keeps watching, with a straight face. At this point, he takes the piss out of himself every day, at least in his head, so what's the difference if someone else is doing it?*
Osomatsu: "Whoever you pissed off enough for this has a lot of time on their hands."
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He nods.*
: "...."
: ((I'm guessing you're in the discord server, too?
: ((which discord
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: ((ZS
: ((no
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: sighs. He's both on-edge and bored.
: stays by both Chara and Fellby.
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: She's bored too, but also too unnerved to do anything.
: ((cant sleep stuff heppned
: ((oh no
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: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He keeps eating his teriyaki. Now that he thinks about it, he probably should get off his lazy ass and do things.*
Osomatsu: -honestly same-
: ((im just gonna listen to music and try to calm down
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: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] ...
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: checks his phone again.
: "..."
Jake: [it is the nut of the hut]
: [url=]Literally Satan[/url]: [So you're saying]
: [url=]Literally Satan[/url]: [It's the nutshack]
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: ((He can't possibly resist those slurpees
Jake: [NO]
Jake: [it is the nut]
: ((will this jake ask others to show some goddamn respect?
Jake: [of the hut]
: Jake: [Show some goddamn respect!]
: false alarm [] is now false alarm [Chara].
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: [font=smallcaps]Jake: [Yeah! You're a disrespect to Jakes!][/font]
Jake: [gee sorry]
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??: [jake you are a huge disappointment]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Hi Frisky[/color]
Jake: [gdi]
Jake: [i'm just a stoner prostitiute]
: Jake: [color=#ffaa00][Who is this][/color]
Smol: (hi frisky)
: ((Bye, I'm taking a break from MSPARP for a couple days.))
: ((hi frisky
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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]oh[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]ok[/color]
: ((oh, ok
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]that's fine[/color]
: ((oh, ok
Smol: (?
: ((cya
: ((oh they left
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]I hope they're okay[/color]
: ((yeah
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: ((same
: ((same
: ((same
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] ...
: begins to doodle on a napkin.
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: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He leans back on the couch, and continues watching. He doesn't really seem phased by this.*
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: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] "You are... really taking this well."
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: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He shrugs.* [sub}"I-I'm used to it."[/sub]
: [url=]Wally[/url]: 99rip
: ((rip x2
Chara: "..."
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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][are you asleep?][/color]
: is still doodling.
Tesla: she is
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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Due to the lack of response, he sighs in relief, assuming yes.[/color]
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Chara: "a-am I being a burden by just...sitting here and doing nothing...?"
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: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "No? I don't think so."
Shoe: He poofs onto Wally's face
Ichimatsu: -You have his attention.-
Shoe: And poofs him out
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: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Nno, not at alll.
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: looks down at his doodles, then gets another and starts doodling.
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Chara: "...s-should I be doing something...?"
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "No?"
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: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] "N-nno, you donnnn't have to.
Chara: She nods.
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"I mean, you can if you want."[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"But yeah, you don't have to."[/color]
: is now filling his third napkin with doodles.
Klaus: test
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Chara: "okay"
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] -Aaand there's the fourth.-
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: looks down. "What the fuck am I drawing?"
Chara: She sort of, leans on Schyro.
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Chara: keyword:
Chara: sort of
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: looks to Chara and smiles a bit. That's... kinda cute.
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: smiles at them, swirling his drink.
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: gently pats Chara's head.
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] -aww-
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] (cinnamon roll
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: [font=smallcaps]Fuckin[/font]
: [font=smallcaps]Wallable[/font]
: [font=smallcaps]Calls my phone number[/font]
: [font=smallcaps]And surprise john cenas me[/font]
: ((wait your literal phone number
: ((yes
: ((oh my god
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: ((hi yaz
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Chara: I call Laharl
Chara: 'Welcome to Character Cop'
Chara: And give him zero input on a catchphrase
Chara: 'Go fuck yourself, you have cancer'
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Jäger Leyline: ((hi
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Hi Yaz[/color]
: ((hey yaz
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Jäger Leyline: ((its hard being a dad
: [font=smallcaps]Correction[/font]
: [font=smallcaps]Wallable john cenad me[/font]
: [font=smallcaps]Twice[/font]
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Chara: Laharl
: ((wait what
Chara: Did my number show up as a private number
: [font=smallcaps]Yes[/font]
Jäger Leyline: (just took aomwthing away from a kid cuz they were bad
: ((oh you mean one of your students
Jäger Leyline: ((they do the crying thing and you gotta just be like tough
Jäger Leyline: ((yes
: ((yeah the kid i used to babysit would do that too
Jäger Leyline: ((lol jk
: ((yaz is grand dad confirmed
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Jäger Leyline: ((eh Ill be Caus offical grand dad
: [font=smallcaps]You're more of the drunk uncle that only occasionally throws a bottle at us /s[/font]
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Yazan: which is funny cuz its almost true
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Yazan: except the drunk part as I dont really drink
Yazan: but I am an uncle
: [font=smallcaps]Shade has hit their finaly form[/font]
: [font=smallcaps]Shade is basically the Uranium gengar now[/font]
Yazan: I feel old saying that
: ((my mom's childhood friend is a grandmother now
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Yazan: me dads a grandfather which juat seems weirs
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Yazan: weird*
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Yazan: everyone I now is off gettin married amd having kids and Im just over here making robotz
Yazan: need a spiderman meme for that
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: ((dude someone i graduated with had kids
: [font=smallcaps]I've been[/font]
: [font=smallcaps]John Cenad[/font]
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: [font=smallcaps]Four[/font]
: [font=smallcaps]Times[/font]
Chara: Laharl that was me
Yazan: anyone having kids or gettin married out of HS is weird now
Yazan: is that a bad thibg larharl
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Yazan: at least you didnt lose the game
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Yazan: crap gtg
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: ((see you
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]bye yaz[/color]
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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]jokes on you i lost it like half an hour ago[/color]
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Smol: (
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: ((I tried rickrolling you but i think i got the wrong number, someone else answered the phone
: ((Oh no
: ((I got rickrolled.
: ((I got rickrolled hard.
: [url=]Wally[/url]: (It was like five minutes ago or so
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Chara: This is my phone number, it lasts six days
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Chara: 702-602-2104
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Chara: She yawns.
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Tired?"
: ((and rick astley gets yet another victim
Chara: (( Was that you
: ((yes
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Chara: (( Was it the 323 number
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: ((yes
: ((
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Chara: "..."
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: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Aare you tiired?
Chara: she nods
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] D-dddo you want me to rrerent you out a rroom for ththe nightt?
Chara: "u-uh...y-yes?"
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *Wally enters through the Anydoor, looking a bit tired.*
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Hey, what's up?"
: rents out a room for the child.
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Hhello.
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: [url=]Wally[/url]: [sub]"Got teleported to a TV set, had to do a rap battle, then got teleported on top of a roof after I lost., and before that the guys on there were raosting me... Just a normal day for me, I guess."[/sub]
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Huh. Want something to eat?"
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Chara: she looks to Wally, waving weakly.
Chara: having a bullet in your shoulder really fucks you over
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Barchar: she walks into the bar, looking proud of herself. "I did the thing."
Chara: "Thanks, Schyro----hi"
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Oh?"
: [url=]Wally[/url]: [sub]"N-No thanks... I have some teriyaki to finish, anyway."[/sub] *He faces the Anydoor, and puts in the code for [font=Times New Roman]Matsuno Household[/font].*
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] Oh, hhey Barcharr.
Barchar: "Hey." she says in a sudden monotone, looking at Chara
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] ...
: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] -Welcome to [s]the nutshack[/s]
Chara: "......"
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Barchar: from pride to normal in exactly .2 seconds.
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He plops himself down on the couch, and silently eats the rest of his teriyaki. He looks tired.*
Shoe: He poofs back in
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He silently glances to Ichi, assuming he's there.*
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Ichimatsu: -His eyes go wide. "Cat."-
Chara: she gives BC that look of 'sorry'
Chara: and turns away
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Barchar: "Yes. He's a cat."
: ((
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Chara: r2
Chara: there is
Chara: r2 in that
: ((ok thanks for warning me
: ((oh crap foprgot about that, my apologies
: ((i wont click it then
Barchar: (it's cooo)
Barchar: (links aren't a big deal if there's a warnjng)
: ((its okay, as long as you put warnings before links that contain it in the future
: ((I'll try to keep that in mind more often
: ((thank you
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He finishes the rest of the teriyaki, and watches the TV, not really saying anything.*
Chara: brb
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: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] -The brothers are making quiet conversation, now.-
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He tries to make out what they're saying, but keeps his eyes on the TV.*
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Todomatsu: "So, I saw the weird beach lady today - yeah, the orange one..."
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: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He glances to Kara, and mumbles "G-Guess you can see why I'm taking a bit of a break, huh?" For context, he was teleported from their house to a TV set, had to do a rap battle, then when he lost, was teleported onto the roof of a two story house.*
: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] -He looks over and nods.-
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He chuckles quietly, and gets up with his plate in hand, walking over to the kitchen to put it in the sink.*
Jasper: -Hello am weird orange beach lady ama-
Vaati: -how to english-
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *Why are you orange?*
Jasper: -I JUST AM0
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: [url=]Wally[/url]: *Why do you go to tbe beach?*
Jasper: -I live there-
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *Why?*
Jasper: -i have a cave it's nice-
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He puts his place in the sink, and sits back down on the couch.* [sub]"... I-If I'm staying here for too long, go ahead and tell me, I won't mind."[/sub]
: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] "No, no, it's okay, really."
: [url=]Wally[/url]: [sub]"Alright... A-Anything you wanna talk about?"[/sub]
: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] "Uh, no? What about you?"
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: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] -And he has NO IDEA what they are.-
: [url=]Wally[/url]: [sub]"U-Uh... What was life like, back in your old timeline?"[/sub]
: helps Chara to her temporary room
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: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] "It was a lot less interesting, I'll give you that."
Yazan: 힐로
Chara: She goes to her temporary room.
: ((hi yaz
Chara: And looks to Schyro. "T-thank you..."
Yazan: (thats hello translated I bleieve
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] "Yyyyou're welcome. A-aand, um, iif you neeed anyththing, you can aaask."
Chara: "okay, thank y-you..."
Chara: she smiles
: ((since its technically morning here, おはようございます
: smiles back.
Yazan: ((dont know japanese
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Yazan: (going to have christmas in Osaka Japan
: ((nice
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Yazan: I jusy realized I booked my flight on christmas eve
: ((hoo boy
: ((oh lordy
: [url=]Wally[/url]: [sub]"Ah, alright... What was your childhood like?"[/sub]
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: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] "Well, me and my brothers, we were a lot alike. We did a lot of things together."
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Yazan: (actually christmas day
: ((OH BOY
Yazan: completely forgot about it
Yazan: itll be christmas eve for you folks
: ((GG NO RE
: [url=]Wally[/url]: [sub]"Aren't you a lot alike now?"[/sub]
: ((Hey guess what time it is
: ((it's time for random facts about characters
: ((okay
Miyu: She rarely shows it. But she's got an absolutely amazing silver tongue. When she isn't insulting people or being traumautized, she's a natural manipulator.
Danny: (( legal name: Drakon DeVito
: ((fellby broke the trend of traditional fire elemental names on his dad's side
: ((Pyrus -> Caldera -> Salamander -> Alexander
: ((Wally got a robot arm because a ghetto kid chopped his arm off to sell it on the black market
: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] ((his pokemon have been redistributed among the family
Jäger Leyline: -has a fake biotic left eye that looks real and is ashamed of it
Ichimatsu: ((he claimed the vaporeon
Chara: (( why would he claim me
: [url=]Commodity[/url]: He's effectively cutting himself off from trying a relationship with Wally, especially considering his body is far off in a faraway place.
: [url=]Commodity[/url]: He's been in enough heads to know relationships with the host never go well.
Todomatsu: ((he claimed the jirachi
: ((But what if he did, by some miracle, get his body over to where Wally is?
: [url=]Commodity[/url]: Still wouldn't try it.
Osomatsu: ((he took the charizard
: [url=]Commodity[/url]: Being in someone's head is a deeply personal thing.
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Choromatsu: ((he took the venusaur
: [url=]Commodity[/url]: Once you've gotten that level of close interaction, a relationship just, can't work.
Jyushimatsu: ((and he took the octillery
: ((schyro loves platonic affection but doesn,t want to be a bother by initiating it
: [url=]Commodity[/url]: 'Hey I got a surprise for you' 'We're going to that one place you always think about taking me to' 'Wh' 'I know your thought processes perfectly'
Mr. Diabolical: -has no real desire to rule the world and plays the fool because he thinks itcmakes people laugh and feel better about themselves
: ((Would he still be spiteful if he got a girlfriend or something?
Avanne: ((they're actually 492 but they stopped keeping track after 230
: [url=]Hessyst[/url]: He watches old cartoons in his house when he's not working in the forest. He plays the sad old man act to get people to buy them for him.
Halla: (( is 19
: [url=]Florentin:[/url] -He's dabbling in photography-
: [url=]Commodity[/url]: Not really. He wasn't spiteful about Charie.
Smol: (my shortest character is a 10th of an inch. my tallest character is 3'3")
Avanne: ((also, they say their birthday is 8/27 but it's actually 8/17
Halla: (( it's not definite because she doesn't actually know how old she is
Avanne: ((they took the birthday of their creator
: [url=]Klaus[/url]: (( he has no face
The White Wolf: -is actually a gray wolf that skinned himself and had his limbs removed and placed himself into a life support suit of armour that wears is skinned fur over the helmet of his armour
Barmetta: ((he resents his chara for taking away frisk's body from him
Tyler: was shot in New York City for ordering a bowl of chicken noodle soup
Tyler: he died two hours later
Jasper: ((she only decided to form nipples when she realized most people had them
Burgrillpants: ((his only fear is tall leggy robots
[L]: [color=red]She still wonders exactly who's mental processes the collar on her is from.[/color]
Vaati: ((minish don't have nipples, so he doesn't either
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Steve the Bear: -has mystical power. You should figure out what. Loves to cuddle and pamper people as if they are cubs
Spagett: died after getting spooked by someone he spooked.
[L]: [color=red]Her suspicion is that the white color scheme comes from Blake's definition of a guardian. The fox ears come from Avanne like animals (or being a furry), the red coming from Halla's general bloodlust.[/color]
: ((t
[L]: [color=red]And the wierd collar and chains, in her suspicion, is that Tiberius is really fucking kinky.[/color]
Tiberius: ((shhhhh
: [url=]Wally[/url]:
Steve the Bear: -is also a female and thinks Nobody is a cub
: [url=]Commodity[/url]:
Nobody: He's terrified of bears now.
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Amy: -I plan on bringing her back, but it will be a different version of her.-
Avanne: ((red could come from either halla or avanne because both are bloodthirsty asshats. also, avanne is kinky as well, so the collar remains a mystery
Halla: (( is probably kinky
: [url=]Wally[/url]:
MC Mettaton: -is the most vainiest mettaton ever
Shoe: He's secretly Asriel
Mettaton EX: ((he sends both gaster and schyro cute texts
Halla: is 6'5
Gaster: ((he adores the texts
: [url=]Schyroton:[/url] (so does he
Female Asriel: She actually knows way more about wallace than hywel knows
Jäger Leyline: -once upper cutted a moose-
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He thinks his CCop episode was the worst one yet since they really only gas two things to roast him about*
Chara: the last words she heard from her Frisk were
Chara: 'I don't want to die'
Mettaton NEO: ((he really mostly uses neo because he likes to be tall. also, the shoulders and wings are retractable.
Gaster: -Once got one of his floating hands stuck in someone's asshole-
Gaster: -He doesn't bring it up a lot-
Mettaton EX: -it was probably his-
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *hot*
Dr. Fintevious: -cant die. Ever-
: [url=]Wally[/url]:
Danny: his full name is Daniel Drakon Contreras-DeVito
Bonderton: ((this color isnt his actual color i should change it
Entropy: He had a hard time coming up with tings to actually insult Wally
Female Asriel: I am also kind of terrified of rping her since shit that i do to her winds up happening to me later to some extent
: [font=smallcaps]Did you get shaved[/font]
Bonderton: ((oh dear
Smol Asriel: ((Im on hair growth meds
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He could tell, they really only made fun of him for two things.*
Döven : -is afraid being of nice because. he thinks its weakness
Danny: doesn't know what the fuck to do with his life so he will take your suggestions
Yazan: (could try making a new main slarv
: [url=]Ember:[/url] -She's still having trouble with heat control-
Döven : -thinks Ember is cool
: [url=]Ember:[/url] -Well she is most definately not cool, in the temperature sense anyway-
Bonderton: ((he's on the shorter end of mettatons, at 8'6.5"
Hoodie: -wears a hoodie-
Miyu: I'm gonna nocontext something
Volttaton: ((i plan to rp this fuck
Miyu: Ofna's character just asked Miyu if she's had sex.
Volttaton: ((WHAT
Miyu: ZS Nocontext
Chara: ahaha
Volttaton: ((the height of mettatons in EX form ranges from 8'6" to 8'10". guess where volttaton lies
Volttaton: ((and that's without the 6" heels
Smol Asriel: ((But fuking
Smol Asriel: ((Count the things
Volttaton: ((he's one of the few mettatons without the heels built in
Smol Asriel: ((That happened after I did them to fant
FLion: -is a cartoon lion froma cereal box irl
: ((i mean the most obvious one is you realized youre a woman about a year after fanta realized shes a woman
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Jeska or Jekon: -and Jukon are the only good females Ive made
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He takes out his phone. Looks like he's texting someone.*
Miyu: ZS nocontext again
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Chara: She's just laying down on the floor in her room.
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Miyu: Ofna's character just called Miyu sexy
: -theres a bed-
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Yazan: has to return to work. The most recurring and annoying fact
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: ((ok bye yaz
Yazan: good night folks
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Miyu: Ofna's character just said she would fuck Miyu
Chara: (( "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."
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: [url=]Wally[/url]: <... Pretty much, they just called me lazy and made fun if my hair. I'm used to hearing that kinda stuff.>
: ((i gtg to bed gn
: ((gn
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: [url=]Wally[/url]: ... *He glances to the brothers, assuming they're all there.* [sub]"Any TV shows you'd recommend?"[/sub]
: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] -All six of them start suggesting things at the same time.-
: [url=]Literally Satan[/url]: He pops in.
: [url=]Literally Satan[/url]: Hidden
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *"A-Alrighr, alright, one at a time..." He points at Choromatsu. "What's yours?"*
: [url=]Literally Satan[/url]: Behind all the brothers
: [url=]Literally Satan[/url]: And perfectly mimics Choromatsu's voice.
: [url=]Literally Satan[/url]: "TEEN TITANS GO!"
: [url=]Literally Satan[/url]: Before leaving.
Todomatsu: -He looks over at his brother, disgusted. "I'm leaving."-
Choromatsu: "W-wait, I didn't..."
: [url=]Wally[/url]: ... *He didn't see his lips move, so he just assumed it was something fucking with him. He waits for his actual answer.*
: ((oh my god i can't for the life of me think of something choro would watch
: [url=]Literally Satan[/url]: He does the same thing, but for Kara.
: [url=]Literally Satan[/url]: "The nutshack!"
: [url=]Literally Satan[/url]: And leaves.
Todomatsu: -He actually does leave this time.-
: ((I.T. Crowd?
: ((yeah seems like it
: ((that seems like something he'd watch
Choromatsu: "Anyway, before I was interrupted, I-i was gonna reccomend I.T. Crowd..."
: ((either that or something nyaa-chan related
Chara: (( 0118
Chara: (( 999
Chara: (( 881
Chara: (( oh
: [url=]Literally Satan[/url]: He mimics Ichi. "Lets watch Pocoyo!"
: [url=]Literally Satan[/url]: And leaves.
Ichimatsu: "... Or Bananyans."
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *"Good choice..." He points to Ichi, but then hears his answer. "Anime, I-I'm guessing?"*
Ichimatsu: -He nods.-
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He nods a bit, and keeps it in mind. He points to Kara. "Got any?"*
: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] -He's still mortified by the whole Nutshack thing.-
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: [url=]Wally[/url]: ... *He points to Jyushi.*
Jyushimatsu: "Baseball!"
: [url=]Literally Satan[/url]: He mimics Choro again. "Well personally I prefer basketball."
: [url=]Literally Satan[/url]: And leaves.
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *"Any movies or TV shows about it?"*
: ((Sandlot comes to mind
Jyushimatsu: "Sandlot!"
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He nods again, and points to Oso.*
Osomatsu: "Eh, I don't care."
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He points to Totty.*
Todomatsu: -Has left the building-
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *... Or, at least, where Totty used to be. He glances back to Kara.*
: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] "R-really, I'm fine with the sandlot."
: [url=]Literally Satan[/url]: "AND BY THAT I MEAN IT'S THE NUTSHACK."
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He shrugs. "H-Have a copy of it anywhere?"*
: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] -You've done it. You've permanently mortified the boy.-
Jyushimatsu: -He pulls one out from under the table.-
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *Absolutely painful.*
: [url=]Karamatsu:[/url] -rip itaimatsu-
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He puts it into the DVD or change player, whatever medium it is, and presses play. He hasn't really watched anything in a while, so this at least gave him an opportunity to do so.*
Todomatsu: -He comes back with snacks-
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He looks to see what snacks he has.*
Todomatsu: -looks like shrimp chips-
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He leans back on the couch, full from the teriyaki he had. He lays down, and watches the movie, curling up so the others have room to sit.*
Jyushimatsu: -He's flopped over and fully engrossed.-
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He smiles a bit at Jyushi, and keeps watching the movie.*
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: ((
: ((oh my god
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He looks down at his clothes. He's been wearing this for months. How do they not smell? And for that matter, he has t showered in months. Why doesn't he look like a hobo?*
Todomatsu: -Secretly, he's wondering who the hell this hobo is in his house.-
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: [url=]Wally[/url]: *His hair might as well look like a hobo's with how messy it is.*
: ((one month later
: ((matsunos: yeah he just showed up here and he sleeps on our couch
Chara: (( I wonder
Chara: (( If there are cupcakes with edible liners
: ((like, made of fruit roll-ups or something?
Chara: (( oh shit there are
Chara: (( edible cupcake wafer liners
: ((Whaaaaaat
Chara: (( the future is now
: ((and his name is cohn jena
Smol Asriel: ((This is
Smol Asriel: ((The weirdest
Smol Asriel: ((Porno
Smol Asriel: ((I've ever watched
Smol Asriel: ((I refuse to call this a movie anymore
: ((are you watching the room
Smol Asriel: ((Because it's porn
Smol Asriel: ((The Holy Mountain
: ((oh, you mean Bible black
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He plays with his hair absentmindedly as he watches the movie.*
Smol Asriel: ((They just had a computer sex-birthing scene
Chara: ((WHAT
Smol Asriel: ((Not like a mettaton robot
Smol Asriel: ((Like
: ((so it's a druaga1 episode gone wrong?
Smol Asriel: ((
Chara: (([i]WHAT[/i]
: ((is that a dildo there
Smol Asriel: ((
Smol Asriel: ((Watch it
: ((i-i don't know if i want to
Smol Asriel: ((Do it
Smol Asriel: ((Unleash the mechanical orgasm
Chara: lemme just open a private tab
Smol Asriel: ((There is nudity
Chara: (( oh my fucking god
Chara: (( the
Chara: (( the mechanical rod
Chara: (( what the fuck is this
Smol Asriel: ((Keep watching
Chara: and that is why I always keep a blank tab open
Chara: ok time to resume watching
Chara: what
Chara: the
Chara: fuck
Chara: WHAT
Chara: OH MY GOD
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *His eyes start to feel heavy.*
Chara: that was not as bad as I expected tbh
Smol Asriel: ((How the fuck is this on youtube
Chara: I wholly regret watching that
Chara: Like, it's just
Chara: it's surely got a high wow factor
: ((she literally jerked the damn thing off
Chara: what the fuck was the shit that spilled out
Smol Asriel: ((Cum
Chara: mechanical cum
Smol Asriel: ((You should have seen the section where jesus vaped his own shit and it became meth
Chara: whAT
Chara: This is something I want to see but at the same time don't
Smol Asriel: ((You know as much as I'm completely missing the point of this movie
Smol Asriel: ((It's so much fun
Chara: what is the point of this movie
Smol Asriel: ((So the plot so far
Smol Asriel: ((Is that jesus gets saved from crusifixion by a quadruple amputee
Smol Asriel: ((Some stuff happens with frogs and then he goes into the holy mountain
Chara: eeeeech
Smol Asriel: ((Then there's a guy with a hat that teaches him stuff
Smol Asriel: ((And now we're learning about the 7 masters of the universe
Chara: So how does jerking off a robot come into play then
Smol Asriel: ((It's one of the masters' jobs
Chara: oh my god
: (( bananya just got hardcore
Smol Asriel: FUCK YOU
: ((WHAT
Smol Asriel: (("I am the cheif of police"
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Smol Asriel: ((>adds castration scene to long list of things this movie's done
Smol Asriel: ((
Smol Asriel: ((I'm just gonna let this image speak for itself
: ((it's not loading for some reason
Smol Asriel: ((
: [url=]Wally[/url]: *He rests his head on the armrest of the couch, using his hair as a pillow of sorts.*
Smol Asriel: ((Guess what's in the jar
: ((poop
Smol Asriel: ((ballsacks
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: ((oh my
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Smol Asriel: ((This movie makes a lot more sense if you take everything literally
: [url=]Wally[/url]:
Smol Asriel: ((
: ((the one dick fellby won't take
Smol Asriel: ((someone needed to make an ice sculpture of a penis for 5 extras to rub their breasts on
Smol Asriel: ((Someone's career path led them to do that
: ((someone's career path let them to be in that movie
: [url=]Commodity[/url]:
Tiberius: ((tiberius is someone who yells "DEUS VULT" when he comes
: [url=]Wally[/url]:
: [url=]Commodity[/url]: He bangs his fist against the giant crusader helmet on his head.
: [url=]Commodity[/url]: And leaves.
[L]: [color=red]She prefers to yell 'you look like a fucking idiot'[/color]
Smol Asriel: ((This movie is taxing
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: [url=]Commodity[/url]: He may be a glorified tulpa but he practices protection.
: ((i'm gonna go to bed, gn all
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Yazan: (morning
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))
Yazan: why is season 0 of yugioh so much more badass than the following season
CryingEevee OOC: ((well season 0 was a different attempt entirely to make a yugioh anime so it probably was more along the lines od the manga))
Yazan: I mean hes like killing people
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, yami yugi was evil at first in the manga iirc))
Yazan: ah that makes sense
Yazan: he lights someone on fire with vodka and a lighter
Yazan: shit I'd watch more of the anime if he did more stuff like rhat
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai bloo))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((obai bloo))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai flame))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((obai flame))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai 'harl))
: r/UT doesn't have an RP channel anymore
CryingEevee OOC: ((wait what?))
: [font=smallcaps]It got nuked by Roadcrosser. Without staff vote. Without asking.[/font]
: [font=smallcaps]Without any of that.[/font]
CryingEevee OOC: ((huh))
CryingEevee OOC: ((rip the /r/undertale rp then))
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: ((wow
: ((that's really rude
CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai chime))
: ((hey
: [font=smallcaps]Uranium just faked me out[/font]
: [font=smallcaps]While the beach is being attacked by a fucking nuclear apocolypse[/font]
: [font=smallcaps]People are dying, a power plant just melted down[/font]
: [font=smallcaps]A pokemon ranger teams up with you cause you're just a kid[/font]
: [font=smallcaps]'Stick with me i'll keep you safe'[/font]
: [font=smallcaps]He fights with you for a few battles, heals you[/font]
: [font=smallcaps]And then bails the moment a nuclear gyarados shows up[/font]
: [font=smallcaps]Fuck you, ranger bro.[/font]
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CryingEevee OOC: ((3v3 is now my favorite gamemode in overwatch))
CryingEevee OOC: (("i'm going to piss myself to sleep tonight" -vinny))
Barchar: (To be fair the RP channel was dead anyway)
CryingEevee OOC: ((welp, i think my headset's glowy lights just died))
: ((rip
CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, nothing of value gone, but it looked cool))
CryingEevee OOC: ((hopefully the rest of the headset lasts much longer than the lights))
CryingEevee OOC:
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have to use proper capitalization. it pains me contantly.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((especially since i have to capitilize when someone says "i"))
CryingEevee OOC: (("you know when you hear noises in your house and you feel like a fusking ninja burglar clown has broken in?" -vinny))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i like lollipops that have gum in them, but the gum tends to make very small cracks in the lollipop which i almost always cut my tongue on))
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh boy, magikarp can call for help and summon gyarados))
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, i found a level 14 gyarados, which is a lower level than magikarp evolves at))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and i caught it))
: ((Bagon have a 1% chance to summon level 10 Salamence
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh))
CryingEevee OOC: ((that's a really underleveled salamence))
CryingEevee OOC: ((if that happens i'll catch that salamence))
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Smol Asriel: ((If anyone wants a mareanie hit me up and i'll breed you one
Smol Asriel: ((Because the bastard took me 5 hours to find
Barchar: (Tavros is adorable)
Barchar: (And I'm sad that I already know he's gonna die but oh well how it happens)
CryingEevee OOC: ((this character permanently has a kitty face mouth))
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Barchar: (I'd say her name if I knew what it was)
Barchar: ()
Barchar: (But I do not because her name has not yet been spoken)
CryingEevee OOC: ((so the next trial is electric type))
Barchar: (Y'all are so much farther than me)
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CryingEevee OOC: ((how far are you? second island?))
Barchar: (Yee)
Barchar: (Beat the fire trial, just met fucking Colress again)
Barchar: (Because)
Barchar: (Fucking Colress)
: ((I'm nowhere bc i don't have my copy yet
Barchar: (He was also the second result when I looked for 'pokemon black and whtie 2 scientist douche')
Barchar: (So that's nice)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't remember who colress is but his name is familiar))
Barchar: (He was a scientist douche in black and white 2)
: ((i like to call colress the scientist with hair that is not lab-safety approved
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, i never got far in black 2))
Barchar: (Neither did I, which is why I had to look up his name with 'black and white 2 scientist douche')
: ((i mean look at that goddamn hair he's gotta use so much gel in that
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=]niceu[/url]))
: ((that's definately flammable
Barchar: (I now know her name, and it is Nepeta)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i thought that was a wierd headware thing))
: ((
Barchar: (Oh. Nepeta is supposed to mirror Jade.)
Barchar: (But a lot creepier.)
Barchar: (And less 'parody of a mary sue'-y)
Barchar: (Oh my fucking god the saggitarius one uses % signs instead of Xs)
Barchar: (fuck me)
CryingEevee OOC: ((team skull is so wierd))
Barchar: (Oh because his gimmick is 100s)
Barchar: (And 100% okay i get it)
Barchar: (I love team skull)
Barchar: (I wanna be bros with grunt A and gurnt B)
: ((homestuck au where he uses the 100 emoji
CryingEevee OOC: ((💯))
Barchar: (I don't know if that's be better or worse)
CryingEevee OOC: ((au where instead of two zeros he uses 👀))
Barchar: (That would be wors)
CryingEevee OOC: ((example: 1👀))
: ((au where he just litters his text with emojis
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Chara: va
Chara: pw
Chara: so I just
CryingEevee OOC: (([s]i don't know who this character is, i'm just memeing))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i forgot to finish the [s]))
CryingEevee OOC: ((rip))
: ((saggitarius troll from homestuck, idk if flame knows his name yet
Chara: i turned in an essay about vaping instead of what i was actually supposed to write an essay on
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh))
CryingEevee OOC: ((vapology, the study of vaping))
Chara: i will be the pioneer of vapology
: ((okay i glanced away and thought ce said "vapology, the study of vagina"
Chara: (( vagology
CryingEevee OOC:
Barchar: (Oh this is when he falls off the cliff)
Barchar: (He doesn't die jsut loses his legs gotcha)
CryingEevee OOC: (("steep jutting majestic peak"))
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, flame, which game did you get, sun or moon))
Barchar: (....So the scorpio girl is fucking CREEPY.)
Barchar: (Sun)
Barchar: (Also )
Barchar: (I'm impressed I can remember all these fgucking zodiac signs by sight)
Barchar: (Thanks Isaac@)
Chara: now
CryingEevee OOC: ((i usually remember the effects and the symbol, not the name and the symbol))
Barchar: (Eh)
Chara: should I get off my fucking phone and pay attention to my class
Chara: or not
Barchar: (...Actually can I even remember what all the items do right now?)
Barchar: (Leo-stompy pisces-shitty knockback scorpio-poision virgo-double hearts)
CryingEevee OOC: ((y'know, i wonder how much of my memory is dominated by isaac items and pokemon))
Barchar: (Libra-balanced stats aquarius-shitty creep saggitarius-piercing shots? I think?)
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Barchar: (Tauros-rage building)
Barchar: (Wait, no, Aries is piercing, and Saggitarius is all stats up)
Barchar: (I think)
Barchar: (Do I have that backwards?)
Barchar: (IDFK)
Barchar: (Gemini is the familiar...)
Barchar: (No, fuck, capricorn is all stats up)
Barchar: (Saggitarius is percing shots)
Barchar: (What the fuck does aries do again)
Barchar: (Oh, right, you can damage things by running into them)
CryingEevee OOC: ((the zodiacs are actually probably the items i can remember the least))
Barchar: (And then the shield when you get hit i think)
Barchar: (I can remember about half of them just fine)
CryingEevee OOC: (([s]and then zodiac is random zodiac item per floor[/s]))
Barchar: (Admittedly I haven't played isaac in a while)
: [font=smallcaps]Virgo actually[/font]
: [font=smallcaps]Gives you douvle hearts and a polaroid effect[/font]
Barchar: (Fuck)
Barchar: (I remembered the double hearts)
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Barchar: (...then what the fuck does cancer do? I know it spawns two blue hearts when you pick it up)
Barchar: (Or at least I think it does)
Barchar: (Fuck i dunno man)
Barchar: (No it instantlky gives you three)
Barchar: (And gives you the wafer effect after you get hit once)
CryingEevee OOC: ((flame, what is best book?))
Smol Asriel: ((Laharl is on my team now
Barchar: (In Isaac?)
Smol Asriel: ((Rip bread the rimobee
Barchar: (Satanic Bible.)
Barchar: (IRL?)
Barchar: ([s]Satanic bible.[/s])
CryingEevee OOC: ((yes, satanic bibble is best book))
Barchar: (BoR with better hearts and no guaranteed shitty boss drops)
Barchar: (Though if you don't have any other spacebar you like pony is alright)
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, i accidently started the electric trial without healing my pokemon))
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Barchar: (There's a big ass gate that marks it)
CryingEevee OOC: ((not for this one))
CryingEevee OOC: ((it was just for talking to the npc))
CryingEevee OOC: ((electric trial completed))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and apparently i got steelium Z for free?))
Barchar: (...oh)
Barchar: (Okay then)
Barchar: (Also the fire trial was a fucking joke)
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah))
Barchar: (I was actually kind of pissed, I was hoping it would be kind of challenging)
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Smol Asriel: ((Wait till the next trial flame
Smol Asriel: ((Also ce is officially ahead of me
CryingEevee OOC: ((wait i am? cool.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((also i shouldn't be wonder trading, there won't be anything good at all rn))
CryingEevee OOC: ((maybe in a month or two))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((guzma's head is giant compared to professor kukui))
CryingEevee OOC: ((there's a move called first impression))
CryingEevee OOC: ((apparently the final form starters have their own Z crystals))
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Smol Asriel: ((You will now never hear professor kukui's voice as anything other than wakka
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know how his voice sounds so no i won't))
Smol Asriel: ((Bitch you're hcing his voice as wakka and you don't even know it
CryingEevee OOC: ((so i didn't actually know who wakka was, my first thought was like, a jamaican, not GROOSE))
Barchar: (you can't change my headcanon slarv)
Barchar: (You fuck)
CryingEevee OOC: ((hey slarv, you are now manually breathing and blinking))
Barchar: (His voice is Doctor Spara from Borderlands the Pre-sequel and no amount of insistence will change that.)
CryingEevee OOC: ((a ghost type trial? i don't have anything that's particularly strong against ghost))
Barchar: (Man, Gamzee is awesome)
Barchar: (Shame I'm pretty sure he becomes the big bad later)
CryingEevee OOC: ((mudsdale is such a slow mount it's not even funny))
CryingEevee OOC: ((the HORSE is slower than the dog))
Barchar: (Does a or b make it go faster)
: ((well drafters weren't meant to be fast
CryingEevee OOC: ((B makes it go a little faster not much))
: ((they were meant to pull carts and shit
CryingEevee OOC: ((of course, the punks only catch their pokemon in duskballs))
Barchar: (Fucking Equius trying desperately to make Gamzee fucking dom him I love it it's great)
Barchar: (This is a good...)
Barchar: (Comic? I guess?)
Barchar: (It's weird to classify it as anything else but 'comic' doesn't really sound right either)
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CryingEevee OOC: ((finally, chime learned shadowball))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and show is fully evolved))
CryingEevee OOC: ((*shoe))
CryingEevee OOC: (([s]shoe becomes a wrestler comfirmed[/s]))
CryingEevee OOC: (("darkest lariat"))
Barchar: (Have you not seen darkest lariat yet?)
Barchar: (Oh man)
Barchar: (You are in for a treat lemme tell ya)
CryingEevee OOC: ((is it as good of an animation as pulverizing pancake?))
: ((depends on your definition of "good"
Barchar: (Yes.)
Barchar: (The answer is yes.)
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, i'll see. i'll also see what Z-darkest lariat is like))
CryingEevee OOC: ((dude))
CryingEevee OOC: ((alolan geodude))
Barchar: (There's an alolan geodude?)
Barchar: (It's been fun playing this game and not actually knowing all the fucking pokemon befrehand)
CryingEevee OOC: ((that. that animation))
CryingEevee OOC: ((is spin to win))
: ((lel
CryingEevee OOC: (("malicious moonsalt"))
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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Chime[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]I need help[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((that was like, a pokken synergy burst move))
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]I just fucking read[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Cascade[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]What the fuck just happened[/color]
: ((oh boy
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]I think I understood 20% of what just happened[/color]
: ((don't worry i think there's a recap coming soon
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Okay cool[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((welp, time for spin to win))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't even want to use the z crystal because spin to win))
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh hey it's edgelord))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and now i know the relevance of cosmog))
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]And now that one guy isn't that guy any more[/color]
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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]So that helps[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((clipboards))
: ((
CryingEevee OOC:
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Brb for a sec it's [S][/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm gonna charge my 3ds))
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Barchar: (No Clip :<)
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CryingEevee OOC: ((RIP))
Barchar: (So lemme copy something to make one)
Barchar: (tHoUgH hIs TyPiNg Is KiNdA oBnOxIoUs But he's not as bad as some other fucking people 2ollux can kii22 my a22(edited))
Barchar: (Geh, I forgot parp doesn't do formatting)
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]God fucking dammit[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]I don't even understand 1% of what happened there[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]I don't even know if that meant anything[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((seriously, the homestucks go through a lot of effort to do their typing stuff))
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Or if that was just an intro[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]What the hell[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]GOD DAMMIT WHY[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]NEW CHARACTER YAY[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]WHAT NO THIS IS R63[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]HOMESTUCK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING[/color]
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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Wait shit I forgot you're reading it[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]okay well[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]where are you at[/color]
Barchar: (Uh)
Barchar: (Vriska and Equius are chatting with each other after Equius desperately tried to make Gamzee fucking dom him)
Barchar: (Because he's a weirdo)
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]i don't recall this[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]link?[/color]
Barchar: (what page number are you on)
Barchar: (
: ((guys did lightning mcqueen just fucking die
Barchar: (Because you're probably fuckin thousands of pages ahead of me anyway)
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]ohhh okay[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]I'm pretty far ahead but[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Not incredibly[/color]
Barchar: (Again, what page number are you on?)
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]6047[/color]
Barchar: (yeah, about 2000)
Barchar: (And when that's 'not that much')
CryingEevee OOC: ((lightning mcqueen *DUN* is in a coma *DUN*))
Barchar: (You know you've got a doozy on your fuckin hands)
Barchar: (Goddammit Equius quit your bullshit with your percent signs)
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]so[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]there is no recap[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]we're just getting[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]right into MORE FUCKING SHIT[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]I'M ALREADY IN LIKE 25 DIFFERENT SCENARIOS[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]NONE OF WHICH I UNDERSTAND[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]well i do up to a point but still[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]i now realize i too do not know what the red thing on the mailbox is[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]i would probably call it the flappy red doodad[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]brb[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]nvm back[/color]
Barchar: (lever? i guess?)
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's called the flag))
CryingEevee OOC: ((iirc))
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]oh huh it is[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]well that's simple[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know how i knew that))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((do you guys want a fun flash game to play for about half an hour?))
: ((hey yaz
CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai yaz))
Yazan: hello
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Hi Yaz[/color]
Barchar: (sure)
CryingEevee OOC:
: is looking for something to help rebuild the barkery.
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]...wait, this is[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]connected[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]to the thing[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]that is real[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]it's only sort of not different[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]god[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]fuck[/color]
Yazan: (brb shower
Jäger Leyline: -will enter to help in like 5
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]or, maybe[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]i don't fuckin know[/color]
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: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] -Someone tell this man his shirt is inside out. He's not even dressed nice today, just a plain white t-shirt.-
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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]ok it is[/color]
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Smol Asriel: ((Alright so
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Hi Slarv[/color]
Smol Asriel: ((I'm going to have a meeting with someone named Ciel Alabaster
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]well huh[/color]
Smol Asriel: ((Who has some issue
Smol Asriel: ((Which will result in no money for me
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]oh that sucks[/color]
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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Hi Smol[/color]
Smol Asriel: ((I may do a session tonight
Smol Asriel: ((If yall are down with it
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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Sure[/color]
Smol: (heyo
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think fear less! is the only thing i've seen where death is depicted as an anthropomorphic fox))
Smol Asriel: ((Flame is kicking ass
Smol Asriel: ((Now that he has swords dance
Barchar: (B)
CryingEevee OOC: (("B"))
Barchar: (It's supposed to be)
Barchar: B)
Barchar: (But because parenthesis it'd be weird to have another ) )
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CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, i thought you were trying to summon B the way we summon time))
Smol Asriel: ((And laharl is a god despite being 10 levels lower than the rest of the party
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]the more i read homestuck[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]the more it really is its own fucking fanfic[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]especially now[/color]
Barchar: (Right?)
: ((smol just sent me a picture of her cats
Smol: (i send everyone pictures of my cats
Yazan: ((cats are great
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]lolwut[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]who is[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((i share several mannerisms with cats))
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]this person[/color]
: is now scribbling a list.
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]that is not alive[/color]
Jäger Leyline: -enters the bar-
: Yazan [Yazan] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Hey Jager."
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]oh okay cool[/color]
Jäger Leyline: He Fellz
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] -Yes, he is fellz.-
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Any idea where we can get a ton of bricks?"
Jäger Leyline: find someone who has eaten a lot of fiber
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: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Ha ha."
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Jäger Leyline: how bad is the damage?
Jäger Leyline: theres a place that sells construction materials back home
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Really bad. We're going to replace everything but the fridge."
Jäger Leyline: did it damage the kitchen
Jäger Leyline: ?
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Luckily, Schyro is willing to foot the bill..."
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: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "I mean, the kitchen is pretty in tact, but we had a fridge out front."
Jäger Leyline: where'd he get the money?
Jäger Leyline: and thats nice of him
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "His rich boyfriend."
Jäger Leyline: oh yeah
CryingEevee OOC: ((hmm. what final bosses with multiple forms have a better song for their first form than their final form?))
Jäger Leyline: starts to clean up a bit
Jäger Leyline: gonna be open after this?
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "We still are open."
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "I can guarentee you someone's getting blown right now."
Jäger Leyline: good
Jäger Leyline: better
: sighs. "It's still gonna be a lot."
Jäger Leyline: shit I'm sorry man, I'll pitch in too
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Jager, you don't have to..."
Jäger Leyline: It was my fault because I was here
Jäger Leyline: and hoodie is targeting me
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Okay, fine, if you insist..."
Jäger Leyline: got an estimate?
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "50,000."
Jäger Leyline: oh thats no problem
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Good."
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]...wait a motherfucking second[/color]
Jäger Leyline: unless the transfer rate is really high
Jäger Leyline: I still got like 20 million
Jäger Leyline: picks up a mug
Jäger Leyline: lose any good alcohol?
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Unfortunately."
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Barchar: (THOSE Hs)
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]I fucking told you[/color]
Barchar: (You did?)
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Yes[/color]
Barchar: (oh)
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Tell me their name[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]I know it but[/color]
Barchar: (i dunno their name yet)
Smol Asriel: ((Minior is a rock
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]o[/color]
Smol Asriel: ((They took a pokemon
Smol Asriel: ((And made it a rock
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]maybe when they tell you their name you'll remember[/color]
Jäger Leyline: you cool?
Jäger Leyline: need anything?
CryingEevee OOC: ((a space rock, if the name is any indication))
Barchar: (i doubt it)
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]To be fair[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Solrock is a rock[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Lunatone is a rock[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((geodude is a rock))
Barchar: (geodude)
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Roggenrola is a rock[/color]
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "I... yeah, I'm fine."
Barchar: (onyx)
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Gigalith is a lot of rocks[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Boldore is a few rocks[/color]
Smol Asriel: (( look at it
Smol Asriel: ((At least those rocks had faces
Jäger Leyline: that moment of hesitation suggests otherwise
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Yeah but it lights up[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((well waht about minior's core?))
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]And then it has a face[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Until then it looks dead inside[/color]
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Okay, it just... I've worked here over ten years."
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Also Komala is fucking OP /s[/color]
Jäger Leyline: sits on the rubble
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "To see it just... destroyed is shocking."
Jäger Leyline: afraid to lose it?
: nods.
Jäger Leyline: to be honest, this hoodie guy, might be attacking both of us
Smol Asriel: ((Plus it's super rare and loves to use selfdestruct
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "What makes you think that?"
Smol Asriel: ((Not as rare as SOME OTHER POKEMON
Smol Asriel: ((But rare
Jäger Leyline: had he wanted me dead or hurt, he could have just used the rifle when I opened the door
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "..."
Jäger Leyline: instead he purposely shot a rocket into the bar, not at the door or near it to hit me
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "If he's after both of us... the house could be in trouble."
Jäger Leyline: ....
Jäger Leyline: shit you are righ
: runs home.
Jäger Leyline: right*
Jäger Leyline: gets up
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'mma go play some overwatch 3v3))
Jäger Leyline: follows
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] -Is the house okay?-
Jäger Leyline: -it is-
Smol Asriel: ((I'm going to finish the holy mountain later
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Oh, thank god..."
Smol Asriel: ((And then I'll probably rewatch it because it was just so much fun
Jäger Leyline: that doesn't mean something couldn't happen
: enters the house, looking for his daughter.
Hoodie: -is sitting on the couch holding a detonator in his hand-
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "... Who the fuck are you and what do you want?"
Hoodie: -is using a voice disortet- to play a game
Hoodie: somewhere in this home is an explosive ready to blow
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: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "..."
Core!Ultima: (heyo)
Hoodie: I'm going to get up and leave and blow it at a certain time
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai ultima))
Hoodie: your choice as to wheather or not you want to find the bomb, or your daugther
Hoodie: come after me, and it he bomb blows
Core!Ultima: (so is hoodie in the bar or somewhere else
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "... I'm going to find my daughter."
Hoodie: -is at Fellby's house-
Hoodie: -gets up and heads out, see ya later
Core!Ultima: *He walks into the bar.
Jäger Leyline: Ember?
Core!Ultima: Heyo.
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "EMBER? EMBER, WHERE ARE YOU?"
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Jäger Leyline: runs thruoug out the house, going to her room
: [url=]Ember:[/url] -Presumably she's there.-
Jäger Leyline: -she is, likely listening to music-
Jäger Leyline: Ember!
: [url=]Ember:[/url] -She looks up. "What's going on?"
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Core!Ultima: *He sits on the couch
Jäger Leyline: just picks her up and runs out
Jäger Leyline: no time!
: sees this and runs out too.
: Smolapeño's connection timed out.
Jäger Leyline: gets outside and waits
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: waits also.
Jäger Leyline: ....
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Did he lie to us?"
Jäger Leyline: whens it going to blow?
Jäger Leyline: could have been bluffing
: ((brb dinner
CryingEevee OOC: ((y'know, sometimes i wanna say "actually, i don't think that was a very good game" at the end of a match where one team just gets absolutely destroyed, but then i'd probably get flak for it))
Barchar: (Feferi.)
Barchar: (No I don't remember you saying anything about her tri)
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]oh, well i did[/color]
Barchar: (Guess I just missed it)
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]and yeah she has my least favorite typing quirk[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]she is the only one that is hard to read for me, i can read every single other one normally[/color]
Barchar: (Like s)(ut the fuck up with your )(s. -Excruciating.)
Barchar: (Seeing 20 goddamn pairs of parenthesis a sentence fucks with my head)
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]wait, what[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]your hs[/color]
Barchar: (Yes.)
Barchar: (Your Hs.)
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]ohhh[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]okay[/color]
Barchar: (Which is what she replaces with the ) ()
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]that would be )('s then, not )(s[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]apostrophes[/color]
Barchar: (eh)
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]anyway yee[/color]
Barchar: (Point is it's fuckin brainmelting)
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]yep[/color]
Barchar: (I don't even know why she does it like that. I guess because Hussie couldn't think of anything better and the -E's weren't enough)
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]i mean, it actually makes a lot of sense imo[/color]
Barchar: (But none of the other trolls have quirks associated with their symbols)
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]doesn't make it any less anyone[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]annoying*[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((which of us have overwatch? we should 3v3 because i'm having no luck with the randos rn. also the weekly arcade crates reset in 20 minutes))
Barchar: (The closest is...whatever the fuck Leo's name is, with her cat faces)
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]nepeta[/color]
Barchar: (Yes)
Core!Ultima: (I dont have it ;-;)\
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]i don't have it either sorry[/color]
Barchar: (I have it but I'm already trying to play pokemon)
CryingEevee OOC: ((eh, maybe when your 3ds runs low then))
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Core!Ultima: (ayy
Chara: She's only slept for around, two hours.
Chara: Because she spent most of her time worrying that someone's gonna fucking bust in and clip her.
: Smolapeño's connection timed out.
Core!Ultima: *He's reading a book on the couch
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Chara: She's not on the couch.
: ((back
Chara: wb
Core!Ultima: (hai)
Core!Ultima: *just saying that he's on the couch
CryingEevee OOC: (([s]stealing my hai[/s]))
Smol: (wb
: ((flame, equius's quirk is a pun
: ((CENTuar
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: ((CENTury
Chara: i'm also just saying that she's not on the couch
: ((100 perCENT
Core!Ultima: *Great minds think alike
Chara: except one mind is greater than the other
Core!Ultima: (50 CENTs)
Core!Ultima: *However, the greatness is irrelevant.
Core!Ultima: *Thinking alike is between all minds
Danny: He walks into the bar.
Core!Ultima: Hello there
: is now nervously waiting for his freaking house to blow up.
: (([s]damn danny[/s]
CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai breb))
Danny: "Anyone want to try this new potion I cooked up?"
: ((Hello))
Danny: "It's like steroids but permanent and better.v
Danny: He holds up a vial with a red liquid in it.
Core!Ultima: Um, any side effects?
Danny: "Not really."
Core!Ultima: *He needs to be wary of people giving him drinks
: -but it never does-
Jäger Leyline: ((hey bread
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "... Asshole."
: ((Hello))
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He is not in the bar.[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]But he texts Tesla.[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][hey are you okay now?][/color]
Core!Ultima: No thanks.
Jäger Leyline: he never said when
Jäger Leyline: ...gonna have to call in a bomb squad or something
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "... Goddamn it, I can't sleep in my own house."
Jäger Leyline: well you can stay at mine
Danny: "Alright, buddy, life is on the line if I don't get at least one person to try my product..."
Jäger Leyline: its safe. Doven is there
Core!Ultima: ...
Danny: "T-they'll s-shoot m-me..."
Core!Ultima: *Ultima is now curious
: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Alright, sure."
Tesla: [yes]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]lol what the fuck[/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]for once this made sense[/color]
Tesla: [i'm tired]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]but now it doesn't[/color]
Core!Ultima: That's a little messed up
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]okay that's enough homestuck for today[/color]
: false alarm's connection timed out.
: ((til smol owns a beardie too
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][do you feel?][/color]
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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][emotionally i mean.][/color]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][and are you mentally stable?][/color]
Core!Ultima: Besides, you've got the steroids, just go to them and beat the crap outta them
Jäger Leyline: calls Doven
Jäger Leyline: yeah, bomb and stuff......see anyone....alright...
Danny: "I'm a robot"
Jäger Leyline: Doven said he is going hunting
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: [url=]Fell[/url][url=]by:[/url] "Oh, okay."
Tesla: [i need a hug]
Female Asriel: She's somewhat re-furred
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Hywel: -Yay for fur growing back.-
Core!Ultima: Well crap then. Sorry, but I've gotta be more careful about what people give me.
Core!Ultima: How much it cost anyways?
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][i'll be able to do that in a bit, i'm busy at the moment, i just texted because i have a moment of free time.][/color]
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Danny: "8 G."
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][and now i have to go again, see you in the bar in a bit!][/color]
Female Asriel: She's been in a blanket pile doing nothing all week
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][and i'll deliver that hug.][/color]
Tesla: [okay bye <3]
: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Brb[/color]
Core!Ultima: Still though, I don't really trust someone going in and saying "Take my Steroids!"
Hywel: "Fanta you're gonna need to work out."
Jäger Leyline: Come on, lets get to my house
Jäger Leyline: I'll call some folk to search your house
Core!Ultima: Here, I'll just buy it and not drink it if that helps.
Female Asriel: "I'm cold."
Danny: "A-and y-you get f-free s-shelter..."
: nods, holding Ember's hand.
Hywel: "I bet you're gaining weight, you've done nothing but like, eat."
Hywel: "And lie down."
Female Asriel: Her nose is poking out
Core!Ultima: *He pulls out 8g
Hywel: "...Well yeah, working out makes you hot."
Danny: "You've got to drink it."
Female Asriel: "You try having no fur for a week, you'd be too cold to do anything."
Hywel: "I'd trim my fur if you'd let me, but I know you'd tell me no."
Core!Ultima: Sorry then, I don't really trust your miracle drink.
Hywel: "Cause you like your furry husband."
Female Asriel: "No."
Core!Ultima: *He puts it away
Jäger Leyline: heads home
Female Asriel: "I want you fluffy."
Hywel: "Thought so."
: follows after.
Jules: Three people walk into the bar, all of them holding pistols.
Jules: They drag Danny out.
Core!Ultima: Oh boy.
Jules: Gunshots are heard in the distance.
Female Asriel: She specifically hasn't gone out to eat, just eaten what was given to her
Core!Ultima: ...
Core!Ultima: *a fuk
Female Asriel: Or moved from the pile at all, she's not been seen
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] disconnected.
Hywel: "Hey, at least you've been eating right because of it."
Hywel: "So you won't like, die."
Female Asriel: "I wanted more food but I couldn't leave."