Core!Ultima: NICE CATCH BY THE WAY

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Okay. Whhhat the ababsoluute fuck.

Jason Scott: "Oh shit he's gone."

Wheatley: "Glad ONE PERSON CAN CATCH ME! Bloody hell."

Core!Ultima: Brit-Bot came back and Gaster is making him a body

Gaster: "... Schyro."

Gaster: "Please get out of my way."

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Oh, ssssorry.

Wheatley: "I mean, I don't [i]really[/i] hold it against her, but you know. Still. A little bitter. A mite."

Jason Scott: -He goes through the anydoor.-

: gets out of the way

: fuckin rip jason

Gaster: goes back home and down to his lab.

Jason Scott: -Let's hope the timeline code was- shit.-

: Ed's connection timed out.

Core!Ultima: *he follows to just to make sure Gaster is protected

Core!Ultima: *nm then

Nikodemus: stays in the bar

Jason Scott: -he returns to the bar.-

Core!Ultima: *So does he

Jason Scott: "Hey Barchar."

Barchar: "Yeah?"

Core!Ultima: Welp Brit-Bot's getting a body now.

Jason Scott: "Do you mind if I kill Wheatley."

Barchar: "Yeah."

Miyu: She's shaking off in the corner and wondering why this is all so fucking crowded.

Gaster: shows Wehatley a collection of finished, yet unused robot bodies.

Jason Scott: "Ugh."

Gaster: ((AM I JUST MISPELLING WHEATLEY TODAY

: ((wehatley

Jason Scott: "He's not even gonna be able to walk."

Core!Ultima: (WE HAT LEY!)

Barchar: She shrugs. "We'll see."

Core!Ultima: (Sounds like a slogan)

Nikodemus: fiddles with a screwdriver

Jason Scott: "Unless he's walked before."

Core!Ultima: *He hops onto the couch

Barchar: "Not as far as I know."

Jason Scott: -He sighs.-

Jason Scott: "You know this is a bad idea right?"

Core!Ultima: Baby steps Jason. Baby steps.

Barchar: "Prob'ly."

Jason Scott: "His suit better not have any weapons."

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Barchar: "If he hurts people, he'll get my problems."

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Jason Scott: "I could dismantle him piece by piece."

Core!Ultima: Gaster probably won't give 'em weapons

Miyu: She would leave, but she still thinks this place is better than sitting in her room all day, so she watches from the corner.

Deemo: ((Gaster: stop being a fucking complaining ass

Jason Scott: "Wouldn't put it past him."

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Gaster: "So, um. Do you see any you like?"

Barchar: "And if you do, I'll probably hurt you."

Barchar: "Until he earns it."

Wheatley: "Uhm...these are...wow."

Wheatley: "Not like most of what they've got in Aperture."

Nikodemus: this is dumb. skeledude will give him a potato gun

Gaster: "Well, I'm not Aperture."

Barchar: "There is no such thing as a potato gun, Nikodemus."

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Jason Scott: "He didn't use a gun, Niko."

Wheatley: "I mean, they look...real. Mostly."

Jason Scott: "GLaDOS didn't really describe it, but it wasn't a gun."

Core!Ultima: *Ultima secretly hates potato's

Female Asriel: She goes to Hywel

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Wheatley: "I never saw anything like that, until...I mean, the last one, I guess."

Hywel: -The Hywel is there.-

Nikodemus: heh youve never seen a potato gun before barch

Barchar: "There's no such thing as a fucking potato gun."

Barchar: "And never call me 'barch' again."

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Nikodemus: hold on

Core!Ultima: I've seen guns that turn people into other things, but not specifically potatos;

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] ...

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Female Asriel: "So at 2 am."

Nikodemus: goes into his time line

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Colton: he's downstairs, drinking juice

: [url=http://images5.fanpop.com/image/answers/2760000/2760271_1338686401929.38res_250_300.jpg]Literally Satan[/url]: He jumps in

Colton: and looking very confused at Fanta

Gaster: "Well, pick out whichever one you like."

: [url=http://images5.fanpop.com/image/answers/2760000/2760271_1338686401929.38res_250_300.jpg]Literally Satan[/url]: And shoots BC with a Storng Propane Spud Gun.

: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CejsxceoSgc

: [url=http://images5.fanpop.com/image/answers/2760000/2760271_1338686401929.38res_250_300.jpg]Literally Satan[/url]: And leaves.

Hywel: "Yeah?"

Core!Ultima: ...

Jason Scott: "That is a potato gun."

Nikodemus: returns with a long PVC pipe

Barchar: "That's a gun that SHOOTS potatos. Not a..."

Jason Scott: "...Why he used fuel is beyond me."

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Nikodemus: oh someone beat me to it

Barchar: "Look, what you're worried about is a gun that turns people INTO potatos."

Barchar: "I...think."

Barchar: "I've kinda lost track."

Core!Ultima: Something like that.

Female Asriel: "I found a goat child."

Hywel: "Oh lord..."

Nikodemus: fills the pvc pipe with hairspray and a potato

Jason Scott: "There is no gun that turns people to potato."

Wheatley: "Uhhm...that one." it's basically just a napstaton.

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Llook. Potatoes cacan be used as bbbatteries. If it hahad enough vvvoltage to power heher, that's hhow.

Barchar: "Yes. Exactly."

Nikodemus: firea a potato at BC

Barchar: "That's what happened."

: grabs the potato gun. "Nno."

Barchar: "Please stop."

Jason Scott: "Are we shooting potatoes?"

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] NNO.

Barchar: "No."

Jason Scott: "I have a T-Shirt canon."

Nikodemus: Im tellin you Wheatleys gonna kill you with potatos

Female Asriel: "But it's Asriel's boyfriend so it's ok."

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Ththat's not...

Nikodemus: sure we are Jason

Core!Ultima: I have a cocoa cannon.

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] That isnnn't how it works.

Barchar: "Wheatley is not going to kill anybody with potatos."

Hywel: "...Okay."

Miyu: Still in the back of the bar, like the goddamn wood flooring is gonna attack her.

Barchar: "I mean, he might kill someone. But potatos will not be the method."

Gaster: "Alright then. I'll have to figure out how to put you in there... I think it should just be a simple consciousness transfer." He begins to set up a computer.

Hywel: "What about that girl?"

Female Asriel: "Dunno."

Female Asriel: "That's gonna take a while, I think."

Wheatley: "Yeah, core transfers! Did it all the time!"

Wheatley: "Well. A couple times. Is actually about it."

Smol Asriel: his eyes are bandaged

Wheatley: "But it worked!"

Gaster: "Oh, so you should be used to this."

: ((Gaster: -Deletes System 32-))

Wheatley: "Kinda, yeah."

Hywel: "Okay..."

Endling Asriel: "...Are yyou blind/"

Barchar: (plot tiwst, there's 31 other systems)

: ?*

: ((gaster: welp thats death 546

: ((SHIIIET))

Barchar: (system 32 handles his sarcasm)

Gaster: starts to hook up a few wires to Wheatley.

Barchar: (deleting it makes him unable to talk in anything but )

Smol Asriel: he nods

Wheatley: "Uh, wait, does this, uh, hurt like the other one?"

Wheatley: "Because let me tell you, the other one HURTS."

Endling Asriel: "Oh..."

Nikodemus: hands jason the potato cannnon

Jason Scott: "nah, I'm good."

Jason Scott: "No potatoes."

Gaster: "Well, I wouldn't know. I've never done it."

Smol Asriel: he lifts his bandages down, his burns still there

Nikodemus: ahhhh

Smol Asriel: "This is what I was like before we met.."

Endling Asriel: "Ohh..."

Wheatley: "Aww, it probably doesn't hurt."

Wheatley: "I'll probably be totally fi-"

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Nikodemus: ....

Nikodemus: wait

Gaster: starts the transfer.

Nikodemus: just notices Wheatley is missing

Jason Scott: "hmm?"

Jason Scott: -He already knew.-

Nikodemus: wheres Wheatley

Gaster: ((Niko: MY SOCCER BALL

Wheatley: "AGH!

Core!Ultima: Umm... He, uh, left

Jason Scott: "With Gster."

Wheatley: the other body's eyes flick on. "AGH, FLIMMIN' 'ELL, EVERY TIME! EVERY BLOODY TIME!"

Nikodemus: WHAT?

Smol Asriel: "I d-don't know what happened.."

Jason Scott: "It's okay Niko."

Colton: "...Hey, dad?"

Gaster: "Whatley? Are you alright?"

Colton: "Did you know mom thought I was part of the illuminati?"

: hyt "Yep>"

Hywel: "Yep?"*

Nikodemus: No its not! Mo- Glados is going to be mad!

Jason Scott: "Yeah?"

GLaDOS: meanwhile, GLaDOS is laughing her ass off

Core!Ultima: Niko, um, settle down. He won't turn you or Glados into potatos.

Jason Scott: "She'll get over it."

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Ddid you jujust calll GLaDOS mom?

GLaDOS: because she knows full well this is gonna go AWFULLY

Nikodemus: shifty eyea

Nikodemus: .....no

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Core!Ultima: Yeah, I was confused about that to. Is she your mom?

Jason Scott: "You did, I heard it."

Female Asriel: "Shhhhhh.."

Core!Ultima: (Niko: No, she's my mop.)

Hywel: "I knew."

Barchar: She shakes her head. "You picked the wrong person at the wrong time, kid. But it's to late to fix it."

Colton: "Oh. Okay."

Colton: "Why?"

Hywel: "She's kinda going crazy because she read a stupid book."

Female Asriel: "It's the truth."

Colton: "What book?"

Female Asriel: She hands Colton a copy

Hywel: "Just don't listen to it."

Colton: he looks at it

Hywel: "And don't read the book..."

Colton: name?

Miyu: She just, walks outside.

Miyu: And goes to sit in the snow.

Colton: "Dad, I'll be fine. It's not like reading one book is gonna break my mind or whatever."

Gaster: checks on Wheatley, making sure his circuits are working.

Wheatley: things seem normal enough

Wheatley: "Okay. So. I have legs now. So, I have to make sure. To walk. Normally."

Female Asriel: 'It's all a sham' by Bill O Reily

Wheatley: "I spent a fair amount studying those two bots GLaDOS built. I can do this."

Hywel: "It broke hers."

Gaster: "... Oh my god. You don't know how to walk."

Colton: "Yeah, but she's been weird for a while."

Nikodemus: ...

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Wheatley: "Wull, what, how was I supposed to know before now?"

Wheatley: he takes a step.

Wheatley: and falls over.

Hywel: -He sighs.-

Wheatley: "...Okay. Not a [i]great[/i] start."

Hywel: "I'm gonna go to bed."

Gaster: "... Need a bit of help there?"

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Wheatley: "Uh , not gonna lie, I'd appreciate it."

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Nikodemus: you guys are loony

Core!Ultima: We know this.

Female Asriel: She goes with him

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Ii'm not, you dddefinitely cacalled her mom.

Gaster: helps Wheatley up, throwing his arm over his shoulders.

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Core!Ultima: But you still called her mom, or "Mo-"

Smol Asriel: ((So my game plan in lewdspace

Wheatley: he shakily manages to walk. "OH, thats how it works. Alright."

Smol Asriel: ((Is to never erp

Jason Scott: "Are t fillings anyone kid."

: Aren't fooling*

: ((heh

Gaster: "Yup. One step after the other."

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Barchar: (Just say you have to bail every time)

Gaster: ((gaster: wait shit this body's anatomically correct

Nikodemus: I was gonnna say "moybe Glados will be angry

Wheatley: pff, like Gaster would make one that WASN'T.

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Bulllshit.

Barchar: "That is not how you say 'maybe'."

Barchar: "You strange child."

Core!Ultima: Yeah, not gonna fool us with that.

Gaster: ((gaster: Heh, who would make a robot you couldn't fuck?

: is proof against that

: ((i mean the new body at least

Female Asriel: "You tired?"

Jason Scott: "Sure."

Nikodemus: because Im known for saying thing correctly Birchar

Hywel: "Yeah."

Female Asriel: She lies in bed

Jason Scott: "Suuure."

Barchar: "Suuuuuuure."

Gaster: "Alright, wanna go to the bar?"

Hywel: -H lies down as well.-

Miyu: She's slowly set to business on making an igloo for the hell of it outside.

Wheatley: "Uh...sure! why not!"

Deemo: ((Tfw you find a pic of a dinosaur fucking a robot

Gaster: nods and leads Wheatley back.

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Female Asriel: She cuddles up close

: ((nice

Wheatley: he walks in awkwardly. "Ha! look at me! You all doubted, but no! I did it!"

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Hywel: -He cuddles back.-

Core!Ultima: He Brit-Bot.

Jason Scott: "Oh lord."

Nikodemus: QUICK KILL IT WO

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] ...Oh, hhhello.

Female Asriel: "Everything good?"

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Nno.

Nikodemus: WITH FIRE*

Core!Ultima: *He jumps in front of Brit-Bot

Core!Ultima: Give him a chance

Hywel: "yeah."

Wheatley: he cowers.

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Yyou're overrrrrreacting

Gaster: summons a blaster. "Chill."

Nikodemus: fires a potato

Core!Ultima: Hey Gaster.

Female Asriel: She tucks her head on his chest

: grabs the potato from midair.

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Nno.

Hywel: -He holds her head there, petting her fur.-

Wheatley: "GAH, WHY DO YOU HAVE A BLOODY POTATO GUN!?"

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] You shshhhoot one more of ththose and I'm breakiing the potattto cannon"

Core!Ultima: He wants to hit you with it

Jason Scott: "That's enough, Niko."

Female Asriel: "Love you."

Core!Ultima: *He walks over to Niko and puts his hand on the gun

Core!Ultima: *He does this rather calmly

Nikodemus: flies away

Hywel: "I love you too."

Core!Ultima: *He still has the gun

Nikodemus: -its pvc

Core!Ultima: *pvc*

Female Asriel: She gives him a kiss on the bottom of the snout

Core!Ultima: *He then goes to the couch, still holding onto it

Nikodemus: hovers in the air

Core!Ultima: You're not getting it back anytime soon.

: ((wheatley: i have an intense fear of getting shit on by a bird

Nikodemus: great now he has limbs to make things worse

Wheatley: he is indeed trying to avoid Niko

Nikodemus: Ill just make another one dummy

Gaster: "Worse? Or better."

Nikodemus: Worse

Core!Ultima: One less for you to have.

: ((did gaster just fucking quote invader zim

Nikodemus: its what he does

Wheatley: "Look, just hear me ou-" he falls over backwards

Gaster: "..."

: helps Wheatley up.

Nikodemus: he cant even stand straight

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Hhe just got a body.

Core!Ultima: No duh, he's getting used to his body.

Wheatley: "I literally haven't had limbs at ANY POINT in my life before!"

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Iit's not easy.

Nikodemus: hes a robot!

Wheatley: "So shut yer bloody trap, mate!"

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Hhe's never hahad legs!

Core!Ultima: He still has to learn things dude.

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Nikodemus: its programming not adaptative muscle memory

Core!Ultima: Your a bird, were you born with the ability to fly, ir did you have to learn?

Miyu: There's the small 'poomph' of an igloo collapsing.

Core!Ultima: Hm?

: for the first time in my life I decided to paint my nails

Miyu: And she walks back in, using her stave to support herself, covered in igloo snow.

: 8/10

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]For ninja is atk or dex better[/color]

Gaster: "He needs to get his gyroscopes calibrated."

Core!Ultima: Looks like you had fun Miyu.

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Llook. He's sesenntient, You donn't learn hohow to walk innn a fewww minutes. Ththat can ttttake weeks!

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]also I have muramasa now[/color]

Miyu: She gives an aside glance at Ultima, going to her usual corner table.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]stuff really is easy to get in nilly's[/color]

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Nikodemus: if he cant stand then its either the programmer or the program

Jason Scott: "I'm just gonna."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] -He snaps out of his contemplative trance and glances at Wheatley. "Hey, looking good."

Jason Scott: "Leave."

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Hywel: -He kisses her on the snoot.-

Core!Ultima: I forgot that you were there for a second Fell.

Jason Scott: -And he's gone.-

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Nikodemus: Jason?

Core!Ultima: See ya then Jason

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Ththat's got nothhhing to do with it.

Nikodemus: JASON?

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Hhe left.

GLaDOS: she's still just laughing.

Jason Scott: "So I see you know what happened."

Asriel: -He walks into the bar.-

Core!Ultima: So Brit-Bot, just for safety, you got any weapons?

Core!Ultima: Hey Asriel.

Nikodemus: Jason?

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Nikodemus: Jasoooonnn? -flies after him-

Asriel: "Howdy."

GLaDOS: "Ah, yes, I do."

Barchar: (Press X to Jason)

Core!Ultima: (Jason? JASON! JAAAASOOOON?!)

Asriel: -He goes over to Miyu.-

: groans, though it comes out as a glitched mess.

Wheatley: "Uh..."

Miyu: She glances up, shaking slightly as usual.

Wheatley: "No clue! Do I have any weapons?"

Gaster: "I didn't put any in."

Core!Ultima: Just wanted to make sure.

Asriel: "Howdy, Miyu."

Wheatley: "Then prob'ly not?'

Miyu: "H-Hey..."

Asriel: ,"I'm terribly sorry about yesterday..."

Nikodemus: oh hey Glados

Miyu: Her eyes kind of get a dull tint to them. "...I-It's...f-fine, you d-didn't know."

GLaDOS: "H-hello, Nikodemus." she says, still laughing

Jason Scott: "-He's smiling.-

Nikodemus: whats so funny?

Asriel: "I shouldn't have done it, I'm sorry...

: "

GLaDOS: "He-the-the little idiot has a BODY!"

GLaDOS: "Oh, this problem will take care of itself nicely."

: turns to Wheatley. "Are yyyou okay?"

Nikodemus: hes gonna burn the bar down?

GLaDOS: "No. Well. Maybe. He might. But probably not."

Wheatley: "I mean. Define 'okay'."

Jason Scott: "NJot our problem, anywho."

Miyu: She glances away, curling up slightly, leaning on her stave.

Nikodemus: can I have like a laser gun to shoot him?

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Nnot in hhuge amounnts of paiin.

GLaDOS: "Mmm. Maybe."

Asriel: -he sits next to her.-

Wheatley: "Nah."

Wheatley: "Minor amounts."

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Okay, welll, that's good fofor a fffirst time in a bodyy.

Core!Ultima: Might want to sit down. This'll be a long night.

Wheatley: "Yes! Sit down!"

Miyu: "...I-I'm s-sorry, for t-that."

Nikodemus: goes and hugs Glados leg

Wheatley: "The next challenge to tackle."

Asriel: "No no, I'm the one who should be sorry."

Nikodemus: sorry I didnt destroy him

GLaDOS: she pats his head. "You'll be alright."

Asriel: "I'm gladd you're alright now, though."

GLaDOS: "You tried your best. That's all I can hope."

Gaster: is watching just in case Wheatley falls over.

: is ready to help if that happens.

Wheatley: he successfuly sits down.

Jason Scott: "He did. He shot a potato at him."

Wheatley: "Ah! Brilliant! Chuffed with that, not gonna lie!"

GLaDOS: "Which is nice, in it's irony."

Core!Ultima: Good job.

Miyu: She makes a sad half-whimper noise under her breath, putting her head in her arms.

: gives a smol applause.

Asriel: "..."

Asriel: "Are you alright?"

Nikodemus: is happy

Nikodemus: wanted to use a screwdriver

Miyu: "...I-I'm fine."

Asriel: -he puts a hand on their shoulder.-

Asriel: "That' good... But I'm always here if you need me, alright?"

Gaster: "You're doing wonderful so far."

Miyu: She flinches slightly at the hand.

Miyu: And after realizing Asriel isn't about to clock her, nods slowly.

: nods.

GLaDOS: She shrugs. "We can't always get it."

Wheatley: he looks proud of himself.

Asriel: -He lightly rubs the shoulder.-

Jason Scott: "It's fine, kid."

Nikodemus: ....so is it movie time?

Miyu: She doesn't respond at that, just hides her face and stays silent.

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GLaDOS: "Mmn. Sure."

Asriel: "..."

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Asriel: "You hungry?"

GLaDOS: "...By the way. i have no idea what was with that core. I don't know of any like him."

Miyu: "...I-I'm fine."

Jason Scott: "That red one?"

Wheatley: "Yes."

Core!Ultima: So, Brit-Bot, how did you put Glados into a potato?

Asriel: "Okay..."

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Core!Ultima: *Ultima never played Portal 2 (tru storyz)

Nikodemus: piggy backs onto Jason

Wheatley: "Well, first we did a core transfer, right? So, I was in her chassis, and she was in...none."

Wheatley: "No chassis."

Jason Scott: -He wasn't ready, but catches him.-

Wheatley: "And I extracted her AI, and hooked it up to a potato battery."

Jason Scott: "Woah there."

GLaDOS: also she said 'yes'

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Gaster: nods along.

Core!Ultima: *He nods

Wheatley: not him

Nikodemus: to the couch!

Nikodemus: orange robot get TV!

Jason Scott: -He goes to the couch, and puts Niko down.-

Nikodemus: blue robot get the popcorn!

Nikodemus: bird boy get the movie!

Asriel: "Why don't you like hugs...?"

GLaDOS: "Blue robot?"

Core!Ultima: Hm.

Nikodemus: yes sir -salutes, then gets the movie space odyessy from his satchel-

GLaDOS: "Oh, that one."

GLaDOS: TV.

GLaDOS: ATLAS gets popcorn.

Miyu: "...I-I..."

Core!Ultima: Alrighty then, so it's that easy?

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] - He eyes Wheatley from across the bar.-

Asriel: -It takes a lot of reminding himself not to hug her.-

Miyu: She swallows, like this is hard to talk about. "I-I was h-hugging my s-sister, and s-she stabbed me and l-left me to b-bleed out. A-And now I-I can't r-really...h-handle those." She says.

Miyu: Her voice dies somewhere in the middle of it, but she managed to keep going

Asriel: "Oh... Oh no..."

Asriel: "..."

Wheatley: he looks at Fellby. Just with his eyes. "Oh, right, have a head now." he looks at him properly. "Wot?"

Asriel: 'I wish I could help you with that... It's a shame that most of my insticts are to hug people when they're sad..."

Asriel: "A bitter taste of irony."

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Miyu: She stays silent, hunched over the table.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Just checking you out."

Asriel: "I'm sorry..."

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Wheatley: "Oh. Uhm. Alright."

Nikodemus: watches movie and passes out

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Miyu: "I-It's n-not your fault."

Asriel: "I still feel bad..."

Gaster: "Don't pay him any mind. Unless you want to have some adult fun."

Wheatley: he looks confused. "Huh?"

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Gaster: "... You know what? I'll let you figure it out on your own. I'm not saying anything in front of Schyro."

: walks out through the front. "Jjust tell himmm."

Wheatley: "...Oooh, is that that thing humans do?"

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Wheatley: "It's, uh..." he snaps. "Don't tell me........"

Wheatley: "Copulating! Yeah!"

Gaster: nods.

Wheatley: "Long word really. Like, 10 syllables. Think they'd make a better one."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Sex."

Wheatley: "Wot?"

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Your shorter word, buddy."

Wheatley: "Oh, really? Huh."

Wheatley: "Well, goes to show what I know. About you. Humans. Well, not humans, I guess."

Wheatley: "...You know, come to think of it, what ARE you?

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Wheatley: "Never really questioned it 'til now."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Us? We're monsters."

Asriel: "...What do you do for fun?"

Wheatley: "Really? Seems kind of unkind."

Miyu: "..."

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Miyu: "..." She doens't know how to word that she plays strategic puzzles and number games.

Miyu: "I p-play some RPG g-games and stuff." Yeah, that works.

Asriel: "What kind?"

Gaster: shrugs. "It's just what we are."

Miyu: She simply pulls out her phone, flipping away from the screen where she's been waiting for a text from Jay for three days

Miyu: And shows a massive list of roms

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Miyu: For a fuckton of different RPG and over-the-top strategy games.

Gaster: ((At this point Miyu would get more meaningful texts from mystic messenger

Asriel: "So RPGs? That's cool."

: [yee haw]

Miyu: She gets a better correspondence from Ed and Balrog than she does from Jay.

Miyu: The difference is that Ed remembers that she exists.

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Asriel: "Do you have any other friends apart from me?"

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Miyu: "...Uhh...S-Shoe, I-I guess I-I chat with Wally..."

Asriel: "Show?"

: Shoe*

Miyu: "...Y-Yeah?"

Asriel: "Never hard of them?"

: Hward*

: Heard*

: https://i.imgur.com/DDIops9.gifv WARNING: SPIDERS

Miyu: Her phone lets out a text tone (Prinny Dood!) and she checks it, her eyes lighting up.

: Are they just floating?

Miyu: And promptly loses happiness.

: what are they attached to?

Miyu: It's just some fucking cowboy fucko.

Asriel: "What happened?"

: ((Webs

: ((That is web))

: ((Through the entire neighborhood

: ((that is a huge ass web

: ((Yes))

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: ((yee hu

: ((hi

Asriel: "Who texted you?"

Gaster: ((aaaa i just spat out a wad of mucus

: ((Oooo, fun))

: ((thats probably bronchitis

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Asmodeus : "..."

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Asriel: -He did that.-

Miyu: "..."

Miyu: "I-I thought it was J-Jay."

Asriel: "Jay?"

Miyu: "I-It's just some cowboy guy."

Gaster: goes to get Schyro, figuring the conversation's over.

Asriel: "Oh..."

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: is just a couple yards away from the bar. "Oh, hhey."

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Gaster: "Hello. We're, uh. Done."

Asriel: "Well, uh... is Jay one of your friends?"

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: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Oh, okayy.

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Ththannnks.

Miyu: "...S-She's my sister."

Miyu: Even though her sister is an absolutely fucking horrible protective guardian responsible for her current state. She's still pining for attention from Jay.

Miyu: She's probably not getting any, but eh.

Gaster: "No problem."

Asriel: "I uh... didn't she, um..."

Asriel: "Stab you...?"

Miyu: "S-She e-explained that i-it was a...a-alter e-ego or something."

Asriel: "..."

Asriel: "O-Okay."

: reenters

Miyu: Also known as a bullshit excuse for 'oh man I accidently fucking shanked you and shredded your colon while you were hugging me.'

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Asriel: "Have you maybe... thought she was lying?"

Asriel: "...Seems like an odd coincidence."

Miyu: "...J-Jay w-wouldn't lie to m-me, s-she promised."

Asriel: "And what if she lied about her promise?"

: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/159406967121510400/248256114884345856/unknown.png

Core!Ultima: *he woke up from his nap

Miyu: "...S-She wouldn't."

Asriel: "I wouldn't trust someone who stabbed me..."

Asriel: "...Guess that's just me."

: ((Slarv is a wonderful human being

: ((Did SLARV draw that))

: ((Slarv*

: ((Or get it commissioned))

Smol Asriel: ((It's an edited goat frisk pic

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Smol Asriel: ((But I did the editing

: ((still looks pretty good

: ((Ohh, that's really good, still))

Gaster: ((original artist is petite pumpkin, i'd recognize her style anywhere

Gaster: ((at leat

Gaster: ((i'm 80% certain it's pumpkin

: ((yep

: ((i know its pumpkin

Core!Ultima: (nice picture though)

Asriel: "...Stay safe, though."

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Smol Asriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2LUx9avh9k

Core!Ultima: (i think imma head out)

Smol Asriel: ((This is the funniest fucking video

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Miyu: She's gone quiet.

Miyu: "...O-Okay."

Core!Ultima: (See ya guys tommorow)

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Gaster: ((bye

Asriel: "Well, maybe after a while, you'll be okay with hugs."

Gaster: ((fellby will do that for 500 gold

Asriel: "And maybe, you'll be happier at some point."

Gaster: ((for each hot dog

Smol Asriel: ((Why is this so fucking funny

: (("FWOOP"

Miyu: "..." She doesn't respond, looking away.

Miyu: Tfw you've got a sibling worship case but your sibling fucking ignores you.

Smol Asriel: ((Alright cau

Barchar: (wat)

Asriel: -It's really taking effort to not hug the amity.-

: Miyu*

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Asriel: "Maybe if I'm sad one day, you'll be able to help me."

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Smol Asriel: ((Give me the most blue bally dare for truth or dare ever

Smol Asriel: ((I'm rping in lewdspace but I'm never actually gonna fuck anyone

Gaster: ((wear a chastity belt for a week

: ((lick you shoe

: ((bottom

Smol Asriel: ((No like

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Smol Asriel: ((You hear it and think it's gonna be lewd

Smol Asriel: ((But it isn't

Deemo: ((Cheeseburger Freedom Man

Gaster: ((inhale a hot dog and shoot it out of your mouth

Deemo: ((Do something related to Cheeseburger Freedom Man

: ((eat a hotdog whole, then shoot it out of you mouth

Barchar: ("Eat this hot dog.")

Gaster: ((also can i just say i love the undersale muffet design https://68.media.tumblr.com/f2d8168522be655765c86c655389320d/tumblr_inline_ogpo0pQP9K1tjxi65_540.png

: ((*FWOOP*

Barchar: ("In at least 12 bites")

Muffet: (WHO IS THIS WONDERFUL CUTIE)

Asriel: "That might happen soon. Who knows."

Smol Asriel: he's been quiet

Miyu: "...I-I don't r-really h-help people much."

Miyu: "I-I'm just good a-at fighting and s-stuff."

Endling Asriel: "..."

Endling Asriel: -So has he.-

Asriel: "I can teach you. As much as I know, anyways."

Asriel: "Have I been doing a good job?"

Smol Asriel: "H-how were you..?"

Endling Asriel: "Alright... missing you."

Deemo: ((Miyu: no fuck u

: Gaster [Gaster] is now Fellby [].

Endling Asriel: "I wasn't with anyone else, just waiting for you."

Smol Asriel: "I m-missed you too.."

: lights a cigarette.

Smol Asriel: "I missed you so much.."

Endling Asriel: -He kisses his little nose.-

Miyu: "...I-I guess."

Asriel: -He smiles.-

Smol Asriel: he kisses him back, attempting to hit the lips

Asriel: "Thank you."

Endling Asriel: -He lets him.-

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Smol Asriel: he stops the kiss and just pulls him closer

Asriel: "Well, you just need to find what they like, and do those things. But you also need to find their boundaries, and what they don't like."

Endling Asriel: -He gets pulled closer.-

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Miyu: "...Y-You mean l-like finding INF w-weaknesses?"

Asriel: "...Uh..."

Smol Asriel: and he stays there

Asriel: "...I guess?"

Asriel: "I dunno what that means."

Miyu: "..." She sighs, slumping over at the table.

Asriel: "But when you find stuff they like, you can use that stuff to make them happier. And avoid the stuff they don't like, to help that. I was trying to slowly gain your trust, so I could sit closer. Make more contact."

Asriel: "I think it worked, no?"

Shoe: He poofs in

Miyu: She immediately goes for the pet.

Asriel: "Oh hello, Cat."

Asriel: -He goes to pet Shoe as well.-

Asriel: -Petting cats is everyone's instinct.-

Shoe: "Hello."

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Miyu: She has half a mind to call Asriel out on a party foul

Miyu: But doesn't react.

Miyu: Damnit this is her cat to pet. She doesn't show this.

Asriel: "Hello."

Shoe: "Your hands are furry."

Asriel: "Mmhmm."

Shoe: "You do know the principles of magnetics, right?"

Asriel: "...Maybe?"

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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]dammit[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]brownout[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]anyway i'm alive[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]actually brb[/color]

Shoe: "Opposites attract."

Asriel: "Oh uh. Yeah."

Asriel: "I know that."

Shoe: "And we're both furry."

Asriel: "Oh so... I'm sorry."

Asriel: -He stops petting him.-

: reads something on his phone and accidentally sucks in his cigarette.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] *FWOOP*

Smol Asriel: "No, keep going, I'm hella gay."

Miyu: She keeps petting.

Endling Asriel: "What?"

Smol Asriel: FUCK

: KEK

Shoe: "No, keep going, I'm hella gay."

Asriel: "Oh um..."

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Asriel: -He keeps petting.-

Shoe: He purrs

Barchar: "Good job."

Smol Asriel: he is also purring

Female Asriel: As is she

: coughs the cigarette back up.

Young Toriel: as is she, somewhere

Miyu: Is undergoing a slight case of depression induced by neglect.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "That felt weird..."

Smol Asriel: mecha As is he

Endling Asriel: -He snuggles more.-

Mecha: As is he

Miyu: She's not physically capable of purring, but she gives it a shot.

Miyu: And fails.

Asriel: -He looks at Miyu a little.-

Asriel: -That had to have made a noise.-

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Miyu: Somewhere inbetween a sob and a laugh.

Miyu: Like when someone who can't roll their tongue tries too hard.

Asriel: -He smiles.-

Asriel: "What was that?"

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Bondertale: he's not

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Smol: ( http://prnt.sc/d7tfh9

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Smol: ( http://prnt.sc/d7tfua

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: ((hey yaz

Smol Asriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iym331fPek

Nikodemus: (sup. on bathroom break

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Miyu: "A-An attempt."

Asriel: "At what?"

: ((nothing much

Miyu: "...I-I dunno, s-something stupid."

Asriel: "It's not stupid, you can tell me."

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Miyu: She clams up, resuming the petting of her cat.

: lights up another cigarette.

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Asriel: "Aww, come on."

Asriel: "It's not that big of a deal."

Miyu: "I-It's nothing."

Asriel: "Please?"

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Miyu: "...I was trying t-to do that p-purr thing I u-used to be able to d-do."

Asriel: -He smiles again.-

Asriel: "That's cute."

Asriel: -He then realizes what he said, and kinda just stays silent.-

Miyu: Her permablush gets slightly redder.

Miyu: "W-What?"

Asriel: "...I said it was cute."

Asriel: "That you were trying to purr."

Miyu: "..." She contemplates going to get that neko costume she had for the longest time.

Miyu: "...O-Oh, uh..."

Asriel: "..."

Asriel: "Sorry..."

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Miyu: "N-No it's fun, uh...[sub]t-thanks anyways...[/sub]"

Asriel: "...You're welcome?"

Asriel: "I think?"

Miyu: bread are you actually

Asriel: "..."

: ((GET THE DOCKS READY, THERE'S A SHIP COMIN' IN

: [s]maybe[/s] no

: Prolly not anyways

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: Wasn't planning to

Miyu: Updating it anyways.

: [s]implying half my ships are planned[/s]

Barchar: (Every new character you make, you say they won't get shipped)

Barchar: (and then)

Miyu: She goes silent, looking away and blushing.

Barchar: (days at the most later)

Barchar: (shipped)

GLaDOS: *COUGH COUGH*

: SHHHSHSH

Chalor: COUGH COUGH

Asriel: "..."

: SH

Barchar: You're a goddamn addict bread

: ((i remember, with hywel and azalea, you were like, "THESE TWO ARE UNSHIPPABLE"

Barchar: (HA)

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: ((So pokemon Uranium has a Nuclear type

: ((you havent shipped with me yet

Asriel: -Now he's blushing. Mostly from embarrassment.-

: ((Nope))

: ((And the nuclear pokemon all have cancer basically

: ((and then you went and proved yourself wrong, bready

: ((So i'm reserving the name Loni for them

CryingEevee OOC: ((IIIII'MMMMMM NUUUUUCLEAR))

Miyu: >Mostly

Asriel: -SHUSH.-

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Barchar: YOU NEED TO HAVE A SHIPTERVENTIOn

Smol Asriel: ((Bread you know how you said

Smol Asriel: ((EA is unshippable

: ((No))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Is double fudge brownie actually triple fudge[/color]

: ((Nope))

Smol Asriel: ((And Jason is unshippable

: ((Don't know what you're talking about))

: ((Nope))

Smol Asriel: ((And hywel was unshippable

: ((Wrong))

: swallows his cigarette.

: ((Wrong))

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] *FWOOP*

: ((Wrong))

Smol Asriel: ((And your young AD was unshippable

Barchar: (Who HASN'T he said was unshippable once he got his reputation)

Barchar: "Again?"

: ((WRONG))

Barchar: "Really?"

Miyu: She falls out of her chair at surprise BC

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Yes."

Asriel: "Oh, are you alright?"

Barchar: she hasn't even disappeard

Miyu: She's easily startled.

Asriel: -He goes to help Miyu.-

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: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "I do it with hot dogs too."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Is double fudge brownie actually triple fudge[/color]

Miyu: She takes an arm, pulling herself up, luckily she weighs next to nothing or she might've pulled Asriel with her.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "500 a pop."

: ((fellby: i can also do it with penises

: [url=http://images5.fanpop.com/image/answers/2760000/2760271_1338686401929.38res_250_300.jpg]Literally Satan[/url]: "Okay wait."

Asriel: "Maybe we should sit on the couch. You won't fall over there."

Asriel: "Just in case."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]$500 for pop is pretty expensive, Canada's not Zimbabwe[/color]

: [url=http://images5.fanpop.com/image/answers/2760000/2760271_1338686401929.38res_250_300.jpg]Literally Satan[/url]: "Can we tie you to a grill and use you for cookouts?"

Miyu: She glances at the couch.

Miyu: The fine brown couch.

Miyu: Where most of the communication in the bar is.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "I've let people cook food on my body."

Miyu: And the people.

Miyu: And the social interaction

Miyu: Fuck that.

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] (its red

Asriel: "We could get a booth too."

Smol Asriel: ((My adventure in lewdspace continues

Smol Asriel: ((This is like

Smol Asriel: ((Next level cancer

: managed to passtf out on the couch

Azazel: "I mean, hell, it's just bondage and cooking food on you"

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Yeah. That's the appeal."

Miyu: Her mind flips over the six different types of 'booths' she knows.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Dinner and a show."

Asriel: -He points to it.-

Miyu: And she's left with the idea that either Asriel wants a kissing booth or wants to assasinate Lincoln. Cause she's never been in a bar.

Asriel: -Well, one. Not it.-

Miyu: And then notices the booth.

Miyu: "Oh."

Miyu: "T-Those are booths?"

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Asriel: "What were you thinking?"

Asriel: "Also yes."

Ed: [[ "I wanted to kill Lincoln"

: ((miyu: "i've been hankering for a good old-fashioned assassination, you know"

Ed: [[ Android Miyu: Who is up for a good old round of killing Lincoln ]]

Barchar: ((Miyu: "I wonder why nobody seems to kill presidents anymore"))

Barchar: (("I mean come on guys"))

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Nobody: Oh

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Asriel: "..."

Miyu: "..." She dodges the question by staying silent.

Asriel: -That doesn't work with him. He's waiting for an answer.-

Miyu: If she's one thing it's patient.

Asriel: -He's good at... waiting for answers.-

Miyu: She's been waiting for three days for her sister to notice her. She can outwait you.

Asriel: "...Nothing? Just didn't know?"

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Miyu: "...L-Lets go with that."

Asriel: "...Alright, I guess."

Asriel: -He stands up, waiting for Miyu, to head to a booth.-

Miyu: She stands up, waiting for Asriel, to head to a booth.

Asriel: -He starts to head to the. Oath.-

: The booth*

Miyu: Hot damn Asriel it's a little early for that

: SHSHHSSH

Smol Asriel: top fucking kek m8

: ((God))

Barchar: (Asriel: "BTW we're married now")

: ((Damnit))

Barchar: (Miyu: "Fuck")

: ((GOD))

: ((DAMNIT))

CryingEevee OOC: ((SUPER))

CryingEevee OOC: ((HOT))

CryingEevee OOC: ((SUPER))

CryingEevee OOC: ((HOT))

Female Asriel: "Hey Hywel."

Female Asriel: She got a text

Colton: he's been weirding mom's book. And is just. very confused.

Miyu: "..." She follows, glancing around nervously.

Colton: reading*

Female Asriel: Mom's book makes perfect sense

Female Asriel: It's that damn television

Colton: yeah sure

Female Asriel: Colton's going to hell if he doesn't wake up

Colton: he just closes it.

Colton: and tosses it out the window

: [url=http://images5.fanpop.com/image/answers/2760000/2760271_1338686401929.38res_250_300.jpg]Literally Satan[/url]: "OW!"

: [url=http://images5.fanpop.com/image/answers/2760000/2760271_1338686401929.38res_250_300.jpg]Literally Satan[/url]: He throws it back.

Hywel: "Yeah?"

Asriel: -He sits, patting a spot next to him.-

Colton: he ducks

Female Asriel: "Satan is having a barbecue in hell."

Female Asriel: "Wanna go?"

Barchar: (Fanta: "IF YOU DON'T BE A GOOD BOY YOU'LL GO TO HELL")

Barchar: (Fanta: "Hey Hywel wanna go to hell")

: [url=http://images5.fanpop.com/image/answers/2760000/2760271_1338686401929.38res_250_300.jpg]Literally Satan[/url]: It rebounds off the floor

Hywel: "Not really."

: [url=http://images5.fanpop.com/image/answers/2760000/2760271_1338686401929.38res_250_300.jpg]Literally Satan[/url]: And bounces across the room with wild west sound effects

Barchar: ct "...What"

Female Asriel: 'no but this is cool hell that's bad hell'

: [url=http://images5.fanpop.com/image/answers/2760000/2760271_1338686401929.38res_250_300.jpg]Literally Satan[/url]: before flying at colton like a heat-weeking book.

CryingEevee OOC: ((heat-weeking))

Female Asriel: "Aww."

Barchar: ct "NEH"

Miyu: She sits across from him.

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] disconnected.

Miyu: She's not getting that close.

Asriel: -Weeellp.-

Asriel: "Not next to me?"

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.

Asriel: "Guess it makes sense."

Miyu: "...W-Why do you want me n-next to you?"

Barchar: (LAHARL IS TRYING TO SAVE YOU BREAD)

Miyu: her mind goes back to kissing booth.

Colton: he gets out of the door and slams it shut

Miyu: God fucking damnit i'm trying to hand you an extra life here.

Shoe: Do it bread

Shoe: I can make Asriel the character on the doc and you'll get an instant A rank

Asriel: "...No reason, actually. Sorry."

: watches the two kids interact and just kind of. Sighs.

Asriel: -Why u be sighing.-

Barchar: "Ah, children."

Smol Asriel: is still cuddled up, not like he has a choice

Asriel: -He just taps his fingers on the table.-

Endling Asriel: "...You still want to cuddle, right?"

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]ah shet[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]rip ninja[/color]

Endling Asriel: "Or did you want to do something else?"

Smol Asriel: "U-unless you wanna do something else."

Barchar: "and the most awkward by far."

Endling Asriel: "I'm okay with this, actually..."

CryingEevee OOC: ((rip))

: High Priest Laharl's connection timed out.

Smol Asriel: "Then I am too."

Endling Asriel: "Okay."

Asriel: "..."

: nods along. "Indeed."

Shoe: "Absolutely adorable."

Barchar: "'Course, I've never been a kid, that I can recall."

Barchar: "But I've seen plenty."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Trust me, it gets wierd."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "'Specially when you hit puberty."

Shoe: "That's when you grow your extra nipples, right?"

: Ed [Ed] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].

: glances down. "I don't think I got any, so no."

Shoe: "That's weird."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "You're weird."

Shoe: "No u."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] -His eye twitches a little.-

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

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Barchar: "Shoe, we're not all cats."

Barchar: "Or...death gods."

Shoe: "Ah right, genetic inferiority, I forgot."

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: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

: would roll his eyes if he had pupils.

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: [font=smallcaps]Fucking[/font]

: [font=smallcaps]Computer[/font]

: ((Rip))

Smol Asriel: Rip

Smol Asriel: I'm gonna play nilly's in a bit

Smol Asriel: If tri wants to do a thing

: ((K))

: ((Bye))

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Miyu: She sits across from Asriel, tapping her fingers across the booth in a sort of smooth wave.

Smol Asriel: I said in a bit

: ((Oh))

: ((Bye))

: ((In a bit))

Asriel: "..."

Shoe: He trots to Asriel

Shoe: "Need advice?"

Asriel: -He looks at shoe.-

Asriel: "...No?"

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]oh[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]shit[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((ohey, ptr stuff was added into normal overwatch))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]that was evil water[/color]

Asriel: "Guess I kinda ran outta stuff to talk about."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]and now archer is ded too[/color]

: ((Yep))

CryingEevee OOC: ((evil water))

: ((And thankfully))

Miyu: "..." She shoots Shoe a 'please no' look.

: ((People don't just auto pick Sombra in Comp))

Smol Asriel: ((Evil water is bad

: Schyroton [] joined chat.

Shoe: "Buy the lady a drink you classless fuck."

CryingEevee OOC: ((eh, i don't play competitive))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]indeed[/color]

: ((Well))

: ((It's a good thing for me))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Luckily I have good equipment for sorc/priest so[/color]

: ((Me and my platinum forever ass))

Asriel: "Oh uh... would you like something to drink, Miyu?"

Asriel: "..."

Smol Asriel: ((Tri

CryingEevee OOC: ((once sombra cools down and just becomes played normally, she's probably going to be my offensive main))

Smol Asriel: ((If you wanna play a heavy armor class

Miyu: She tries to kill the blush on her face at the prospect of this turn

Smol Asriel: ((I have some t11 you can have

CryingEevee OOC: ((i liked her in PTR))

Asriel: [sub]"I don't have money..."[/sub]

CryingEevee OOC: ((even though i only got to play all sombra matches in ptr))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Oh neat[/color]

Miyu: "...I-I have some L, I-I can get us d-drinks."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]I'm playing sorc rn but sure[/color]

: ((Did you play in the no limit servers))

: ((Cause you could have done quick play))

CryingEevee OOC: ((yes, otherwise i couldn't play sombra reliably))

Asriel: "...Okay."

: ((What I love))

: ((Is the new 1v1 game mode))

CryingEevee OOC: ((yes, it's great))

CryingEevee OOC: ((and makes me realize i suck at most heroes))

: ((It makes me realize))

: ((Three free loot boxes a week))

Miyu: She stands up, leaving the booth.

Miyu: And leaving Asriel alone. With Shoe.

CryingEevee OOC: ((and that symettra v symettra battles never have a winner))

Asriel: "...Did I do good, Shoe?"

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]FAK[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Rip t11 wand and t12 robe[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((whoa, you had a t12 rove?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((*robe))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]yee[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]but no longer[/color]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *He enters the bar, and promptly makes a beeline to the couch.*

: ((I realized that))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]well, no matter, i have a t11 dagger so i'll be assassin[/color]

: ((I'm a half decent player))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i think the highest tier robe i currently have is 8 and i main necro))

: ((But not at snipers))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]do you play nilly's?[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((yes))

Shoe: "No, you need to fucking do it yourself."

: awakens. "Shhit, uh, hhhi."

Smol Asriel: ((I got one of those last night

Smol Asriel: ((And a fairy plate

: ((Hahahahahahahaha I have a UT

Asriel: "Oh, um..."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Hey Schyro."

Asriel: "Should i stop her?"

: ((I got it from the masked god in the jungle

Asriel: "I don't have money, I couldn't..."

Miyu: She comes back with two glasses of tea.

CryingEevee OOC: ((for a brief period, i thought UT was "Ultimate Tier" not "Un-Tiered"))

Miyu: "W-What's up?"

Asriel: "...Uh. Just chatting with Shoe, I guess. Thank you. I'm sorry for not being able to get it for us myself."

Shoe: "You have to make it up to her."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'mma play some overwatch))

: Mike "Watt Watt in the Butt" Pence [Harry Potter] joined chat.

Asriel: "Is there some way I can repay you?"

Smol Asriel: ((I also got a diamond bladed katana

Smol Asriel: ((But it was shit so I sold it

Miyu: She shrugs. "I-It's just tea."

Harry Potter: ((forgive me for forgetting people's names, but does GN_Austin still stop by?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh yeah, i got like a t11 or 12 katana from mega mang))

Miyu: "I-It was like, f-four L. F-For some reason e-eveerything's dirt cheap here."

: ((Like once a month

: ((He doesn't

Asriel: "...Are you sure?"

: ((not regularly

Harry Potter: ((I asked him on Reddit to make a respect thread for Robbie Rotten without even realizing it was him.))

Miyu: "I-I can't r-really think of any r-repayment ways, i-it's just tea..." She says, sliding the glass to Asriel.

Miyu: And quietly sipping hers.

Miyu: And tries to make it seem like this isn't the first thing she's had to drink since Fanta forced her to eat half a menu.

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh d00d sombra's edgey colored skin has edge eyes))

Harry Potter: ((yep

Asriel: -He sips some of his.-

: messes with his hair.

: Mike "Watt Watt in the Butt" Pence [Harry Potter] is now Not Robbie Rotten [Random Baker ].

Shoe: "Make conversation."

: Not Robbie Rotten [Random Baker ] is now Not Robbie Rotten [Random Baker].

Shoe: "Ask about the usual, hobbies, family life, childhood, etc."

Asriel: "...So uh, other than those games, do you have any hobbies?"

Miyu: "...Uhh...A-Ardis?"

Random Baker: -a vaguely Icelandic baker who is MOST CERTAINLY NOT Robbie Rotten carts his goods into the bar-

Miyu: "D-Does A-Ardis count?"

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Oh, nnnno..

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] ...

Random Baker: "mmHELLO EVERYBODY!"

: looks at the random baker and thinks of that one Lex Luthor meme.

Asriel: "I guess?"

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] ...

Asriel: "..."

Asriel: -That helped a lot Shoe good job.-

Shoe: "Ask about it."

Random Baker: "Anyone want to buy some SWEET! SUCCULENT! [sub]mmmhmmhmmsuper sugary[/sub] CAKE?"

Shoe: "Like what happens there and shit."

Miyu: She's somehow not noticing Asriel's shoulder-shoe.

Random Baker: -the cake DOES look awfully nice-

Barchar: "..."

Barchar: "What."

Asriel: "What happens at Ardis?"

: wonders if Muffet would be mad at him for buying cake.

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] ....

Muffet: no?

Miyu: "..." [PTSD FLASHBACKS]

Miyu: "W-We mostly just...f-fight and d-do fetch q-quests..."

Miyu: And watch all your loved ones die around you

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] -ok-

Random Baker: "It's... [sup]real[/sup] [sub]good[/sub]."

Asriel: "...Oh."

Asriel: "Okay."

Smol Asriel: ((Baker: I hope any pokemon here aren't too attached to their typings, because you're gonna be type 2 when you're done with this

: raises a finger. "Get me a cake then."

Random Baker: -rides the cart over to him-

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] ....

Barchar: "Why do you talk like this"

Random Baker: "That'll be..."

Asriel: "Uhm..."

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.

Random Baker: -hands it over-

Asriel: -He taps his fingers again, sipping his tea.-

Random Baker: "For you, sir!" -winks seductively- "FREE!"

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Oh, thank you!"

Barchar: she mouths 'what the fuck'

Miyu: She glances around nervously. Watching the cake shenanigans

Random Baker: "[sup]NO[/sup] [sub]problem[/sub]!"

Barchar: she has suspicions. "Hey, regular baker."

: ((i just want to preserve this: http://prntscr.com/d7tzkh

Random Baker: -rides it backwards to the door-

Barchar: she hums the beginning to we are number one

Asriel: -He's not really knowing what to do now, just glancing around.-

Random Baker: -stares at Barchar-

Random Baker: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

: also stares at Barchar.

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] joined chat.

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.

Barchar: "Get the fuck out of my bar, you meme."

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] joined chat.

Miyu: So bread.

Shoe: "Keep talking."

Random Baker: "What's a meme? I'm just selling [s]kek[/s] cake."

Miyu: How's your shipless Asriel going.

Barchar: "Just get."

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Whhat...

: Never said that for him

: Haha fuck you

Asriel: "...About what?"

Miyu: But he's shipless.

Barchar: (Actually I think you had)

Random Baker: "Not until you buy some cake."

Barchar: (At some point)

: I hadn't for him

Shoe: "You play any video games?"

Random Baker: "At least try a few bites."

Barchar: "I'm not buying any cake from you, you fucking children's character."

Random Baker: -it isn't poisonous-

Asriel: "You play RPGs, right? Play anything else?"

: Do you play*

Random Baker: "[i]Rude.[/i]"

Barchar: she doesn't want to deal with this bullshit

Shoe: "I was asking you you moronic fritter."

: eats some of the cake before he realizes whose cake is in his mouth.

Miyu: "...Uh..."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "This is.... this is meme cake."

Miyu: "I used to play some shooters...I used to play Melee but Jay w-would always come up to my r-room and start b-beating me."

Barchar: ("This is meme cake" ~Felby)

Asriel: "Oh."

Random Baker: -throws off the baker's hat that was literally his only disguise-

Random Baker: -IT'S ROBBIE ROTTEN!-

Miyu: "I-It's...k-kinda hard to like a g-game when you d-do nothing but lose at it."

Random Baker: "MWA HA HA HA HA!"

: gets angry.

Asriel: "Ah... I'm not good at video games."

Random Baker: "NOW THAT YOU HAVE EATEN THIS SUFARY CAKE!"

Random Baker: ((*sugary

Random Baker: "YOU"

Asriel: "You'd probably beat me all day."

Random Baker: "SHALL"

Random Baker: "BE"

Asriel: "..."

Random Baker: "UNHEALTHY!"

Asriel: "Yeah..."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "..."

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] ...

: glances down at his literally hot body.

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Hhe's made of fifire.

Miyu: "..." Awkward silence.

Random Baker: "YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO RUN AND PLAY WITH THE OTHER KIDS!"

Asriel: "Em..."

Miyu: She sort of, leans over to go to her stave.

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] ............

Random Baker: "THE MASTER OF DISGUISE STRIKES AGAIN!"

Miyu: And instead of casting a spell.

Miyu: Just chucks it at the baker

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Miyu: "...Jay w-would always come up to my r-room and start b-beating me." [color=red]]][/color]

Random Baker: -rolls out-

Miyu: "O-One second." She stands up to go get her stave.

Miyu: Leaving Shoe and Asriel at the booth alone.

Random Baker: -is gone-

: Not Robbie Rotten's connection timed out.

Asriel: "Why are you telllimg me to do this stuff again?"

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] ...

Shoe: "Helping you out."

CryingEevee OOC: ((torb v torb and sym v sym are not fun))

Asriel: "...Okay."

CryingEevee OOC: ((at all))

CryingEevee OOC: ((they almost always draw))

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Okay, so that was a thing."

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Whhat in ththe fuck.

Barchar: "Robbie Fucking Rotten is in my bar now."

Barchar: "Fine. Alright. Cool."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "I can deal as long as he doesn't meme too hard on us."

: High Priest Laharl's connection timed out.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *He sighs quietly, rubbing his eyes.*

Smol Asriel: ((Fixed it

Asriel: -He leans back.-

Asriel: "Thank, I guess."

: looks around a bit.

Asriel: "Why are you doing it though?"

: High Priest Laharl [] joined chat.

: gets up and sits next to Schyro.

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] Hhey.

Shoe: "That's a secret."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Hello."

Asriel: ...Kay."

Asriel: -He looks to Miyu.-

Miyu: She stares back.

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Asriel: "Coming back?"

: Schyroton [] joined chat.

: High Priest Laharl's connection timed out.

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: ... *He glances around, to see if there's any people he knows which he can talk to.*

: Frisky Whiskington [Deemo] joined chat.

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

: High Priest Laharl [] joined chat.

Miyu: She nods, picking up her stave and leaning on it, using it to support herself as she walks past Fellby and Schyro, over to the booth.

: ((My fucking comp

: ((Wants to fight me

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]then fight it[/s]))

Asriel: "It's been nice talking to you so far. Sorry for not knowing much to talk about..."

: watches Miyu wander past.

Shoe: He slides Asriel a psp

Asriel: -He takes it.-

Shoe: "Play this with her."

Asriel: "..."

: ((I have a spare laptop or two around, one of them i got from a thrift store, the other one i got for chistmas a few years ago, it's decent enough

Asriel: -He now has the psp.-

Shoe: It's got disgaea afternoon of darkness on it

Asriel: "Shoe just gave this to me and asked for me to play it with you."

Miyu: "..."

: ((Huh, laptops sell thrift stores?

: ((...I got that backwards

: ((I mean, not often anymore, i was actually really lucky

CryingEevee OOC: ((well, you could probably buy a thrift store from a laptop))

: ((i know my local thrift store sells monitors

: ((i should probably try to thrift some sweater

: ((it was a mid-2009 macbook, got it for 100$ or so

: ((still have it, don't use it that often anymore though

Asriel: "I don't know what it is. Disgaea?"

Asriel: "Is that something you know?"

Shoe: "You plebian."

Miyu: "...That's not a multiplayer game." She says offhand, pretending she's just got casual knowledge of JRPGs.

Asriel: "Oh, well. Maybe he implied like... just plying the single player together."

Asriel: "I dunno."

Shoe: "Play the singleplayer together."

Asriel: "Yeah."

Miyu: "How. It's a turn based over-the-top strategy game."

Miyu: "It's not a platformer where we can just swap whenever someone dies."

Shoe: "One person per level."

Asriel: "I dunno. We can try to make decisions together I guess."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *Wally spectates Asriel and Wally. He wonders if he should get into more electronic games.*

Asriel: "Or one person per level."

Miyu: "S-Still."

: ((shit i mean asriel and miyu

Asriel: "..."

Miyu: "N-Nobody plays j-just one level."

Miyu: "W-What happens when w-we have to grind?"

: Schyroton [] joined chat.

Miyu: She's trying to get out of a romantic videogame trope.

Asriel: [sub]"Shoe this isn't working."[/sub]

: ((Is Disgaea only on the psp?

Smol Asriel: ((The only one that matters is

Asriel: "Oh, um... sorry."

CryingEevee OOC: ((disgaea 1 is on a bunch of things))

Asriel: "Guess that isn't a good idea."

: ((good thing i have one laying around

Shoe: "I have other games."

: ((The only disgaea game that matters is Disgaea Hour of Darkness

CryingEevee OOC: ((psp, ds, ps2, and pc and probably more))

: (( Or Afternoon of Darkness

Shoe: He slides her dissidia on a psp, and slides asriel the same

: ((It features Laharl as the best main character ever

: is available to speak to but wally doesnt know him also this late

Miyu: She stares.

Shoe: "There, multiplayer."

Asriel: "...What's this?"

Miyu: "What is this."

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

: ((owo what's this~?

Shoe: "Final fantasy."

: is willing to talk.

CryingEevee OOC: ((no))

CryingEevee OOC: ((pls))

: Schyroton [] joined chat.

Miyu: "There's only one final fantasy game that matters."

Miyu: "D-Dissidia sounds like a disease."

Asriel: "Oh."

Asriel: "Okay."

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

: [url=http://img12.deviantart.net/bcfd/i/2005/307/3/e/ffx__tidus_painting_by_risachantag.jpg]Tidus[/url]: HA HA HA HA HA

Shoe: "Play it."

Miyu: She sighs, sliding the psp away. "I-I'm fine, S-Shoe."

Shoe: "It's a fighting game."

CryingEevee OOC: ((AH HA HA HA HA HA))

Shoe: "Alright, I have one more game."

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Shoe: He puts a bottle of smirnov on the table

Asriel: "..."

Shoe: And a small tv

Shoe: Playing an episode of johnny test

Miyu: "..."

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: ((oh dear god

Shoe: "Take a shot every time you hear the whip sound effect."

Asriel: "..."

Asriel: "I'm not allowed to drink."

: (( http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DrinkingGame/JohnnyTest

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "They're under age."

Miyu: "..." She pours one preemptively.

Shoe: "You are now."

Asriel: "I can't do that..."

Asriel: -He pushes the shot glass away from himself.-

Smol Asriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTeQSzHGWyw

Shoe: "Fine, lemonade for you, pussy."

Asriel: "...I'll pass."

Shoe: "I'm not asking you I'm demanding you."

Asriel: -He shakes his head.-

Asriel: "I don't want to..."

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Shoe: "Too bad bitch."

Shoe: "If you have the GALL to disobey me..."

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Shoe: "Hehe..."

Asriel: "..."

Shoe: He rubs his hands together

Miyu: "S-Shoe stop being a w-weeb."

Shoe: "I'll ruin your credit for 20 years."

: ((what hands

: ((WHAT HANDS

: ((What hands.))

Asriel: "...What?"

Shoe: He formed hands

Shoe: Just to wring them maniacally

Asriel: "...I just don't really want anything else to drink. I'm okay with the tea Miyu gave me."

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Shoe: "Fine."

Miyu: Whip crack.

Shoe: He orders him some new tea

Miyu: She takes a shot like a fucking man.

Shoe: It's totally not long island ice tea

Asriel: "...Are you sure you should be doing that? Seems like children shouldn't,.."

Miyu: "I-I've h-had alcohol a c-couple times."

Miyu: Miyu literally got her wasted twice and forcibly made her high once.

Miyu: Did I say Miyu I meant Jay.

Miyu: 'Oh you're part cat now have some catnip'

Asriel: "...Okay. I'll help you if you need it."

Shoe: "Drink it fucko."

Miyu: Six whip cracks later.

Miyu: She just grabs the bottle.

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Miyu: And throws it out the window.

Miyu: "I-I want my l-liver intact."

Asriel: -He takes a sip, and immediately spits it out.-

Asriel: "Eugh..."

Asriel: "What's in that tea?"

Asriel: -He just pushes it to where he pushed the shot glass.-

Shoe: "Good shit."

: will probably fight jay if he sees her tbh

: same tbh

Miyu: Can I call for Turnabout Reverie 2

Miyu: Now with child custody drama

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Asriel: "Can I sit next to you, Miyu? I dunno why. Guess I just want to."

: ((fellby: meet me in the pit bintch

Miyu: "...S-Sure." She says, scooting to the side a little, the blush on her face a liiiiittle bit more evident.

Miyu: Maybe it's cause she's russian, maybe it's cause she's had experience. But she doesn't show the six or so shots she's had.

Asriel: -Not like he notices. He gets up, and nits next to her.-

: ((A child having))

: ((6 shots of anything))

: ((Is bound to make them tipsy))

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *He waves lazily to Fellby.*

: waves back.

Shoe: "Miyu, you want some hardcore drugs?"

Miyu: "N-No?"

Miyu: Yeah and a child getting stabbed through the side by a sword should have a hell of a lot more than a scar.

Miyu: She's not realistic.

: ((wait she got stabbed in the side by a sword?

: Fair point

: ((i thought it was a knife or something

Miyu: It was jay, it's a toss-up between sword or knife.

Asriel: -He lightly leans on Miyu, ready to stop if she wants him to.-

Miyu: Sorry, alter-ego chara jay that was eight years old the entire time.

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: (( /r/evenwithcontext

Miyu: She kind of shudders a little, glancing around. Not expecting a lean. But doesn't say anything for fear of being rude.

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Shoe: He whispers in Asriel's ear

Asriel: "..."

Shoe: "Lean your head into her shoulder."

Asriel: "...O-ok."

Asriel: -He leans his head into her shoulder.-

: (( And then her shoulder snaps like a twig

Miyu: She slooowly starts turning beet red.

Miyu: And shoots a 'help' look at Fellby.

: immediately walks over. "Need me?"

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Asriel: -He stops leaning, to look to Fellby.-

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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]So I thought cland had infinite bosses[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]So I played cland for over half an hour[/color]

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: ((Shoe: "Fellby you cockblocking piece of shit."))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Rip half an hour of my life[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((just did a quickplay, surprisingly sombra wasn't insta-locked. i was GOING to play ana, but someone locked her before i could))

CryingEevee OOC: ((so i palyed sombra))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]From poor memorization[/color]

Miyu: She stutters. "...N-Nothing." (Thank you for saving me from that situation)

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]And gtg[/color]

Shoe: "Fellby you cockblocking piece of shit."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Gn <3[/color]

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Smol Asriel: ((Gn

CryingEevee OOC: ((gn))

Deemo: ((Gn

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Deemo: ((I'm going to sleep as well

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] (gn

: frowns at Shoe.

Deemo: ((gn

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: ((gnu

Miyu: She doesn't like being touched, and was barely holding back from flipping her shit at the lean.

Asriel: "..."

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Asriel: "Sorry, Miyu. Shoe suggested I did that..."

Miyu: "I-It's fine."

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: is now the chaperone.

Asriel: "..."

Shoe: He's the bojack

Shoe: He'll chaperone the kids and then get them drunk and fuck one of them

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Asriel: -Okay.-

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] -NO-

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Asriel: -He lightly goes to hold one of Miyu'a hands, instead.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: ... <'Ey, Com.>

Miyu: Her permablush gets slightly blushier, and her hand gets held.

: [url=http://imgur.com/4ZRkxdn]Commodity[/url]:

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: ((Did parp die

: ((nope

: ((Everyone went silent

: ((mv and smol just went to bed

CryingEevee OOC: ((parp didn't die, but chat did))

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: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]:

: ((Sorry for not responding, had to do something

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, my servants never die is the line now))

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]:

: [url=http://imgur.com/4ZRkxdn]Commodity[/url]:

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Random Baker: ((hey hey biches

: ((Eyy lmao

: Not Robbie Rotten [Random Baker] is now thm yrk [Harry Pootis].

: thm yrk [Harry Pootis] is now thm yrk [Harry Potter].

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]:

Harry Potter: ((my chat never dies

Harry Potter: -enters-

Harry Potter: ((dude lazy town has fifty three episodes))

Harry Potter: ((I have so much to watch

: ((i need to play cave story already

: ((i keep putting it off

: (("oh what did you do this weekend" "marathoned a children's show"

: [url=http://imgur.com/4ZRkxdn]Commodity[/url]:

: (("like, steven universe?" "no lazytown"

: (("oh what did you do this weekend" "marathoned foreign television shows"

Harry Potter: ((I think I know what would be the greatest thing ever to be made by humanity))

Harry Potter: ((Robbie Rotten in A Clockwork Orange))

: ((actually i think it'd be better if stanley kubrick was alive

: ((because then he'd be alive to be able to hear about that idea existing

: ((and tell people how stupid that is

Harry Potter: ((and promptly die of a heart attack because of his shame at not thinking of it first))

: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGtCrGdlKYI

: ((imagine a 2001 and futurama crossover

Harry Potter: ((meh

: ((oh wait that already semi happened

Harry Potter: ((I didn't even really like 2001

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: <... Do you think I'm too shy?>

: ((I can see why, it's a pretty dry movie, but I guess it kinda needed to be

Harry Potter: ((I suppose so

: ((sci-fi at the time was unrealistic, cheesy garbage that was pretty much a laughing stock at the time

Harry Potter: ((I love Kubrick's other movies, but 2001 just seems dated))

: ((i accidentally made that sentence redundant rip

: ((How so?

Harry Potter: ((THE GRAPHICS

Harry Potter: ((jk

: [url=http://imgur.com/4ZRkxdn]Commodity[/url]:

Harry Potter: ((Ever heard of the Seinfeld is Unfunny principle?))

: ((Yeah, since Seinfeld is pretty much set the norm it's now just a normal sitcom?

Harry Potter: ((More than that

Harry Potter: ((Since so many people blatantly ripped off their jokes and comedic timing, it's predictable to anyone who's watched a modern sitcom.))

: ((Ah

Harry Potter: ((2001 was obviously mindblowing to a 60s audience, but anyone who even vaguely enjoys sci-fi has seen an unholy amount of slow panning space shots and silent ship movement))

: ((it's a good movie to fall asleep to

Harry Potter: ((I really liked the scene where HAL is powered down, though))

: ((i just got a stupid idea

: ((AI ASMR

: ((just

: ((robot voices trying to be comforting

: ((I guess I can agree with you there, I mean the only reason most people watch it now is because of its cultural significance, however, it's one of my friend's favorite movies of all time, I forget the specific reasons, but he did seem to have some good points

Harry Potter: ((That sounds creepier than it would be soothing

Harry Potter: ((Maybe try listening to Fitter Happier by Radiohead))

Harry Potter: ((it's basically that

Harry Potter: ((the one other thing I despise about 2001 is the pacing))

Harry Potter: ((It took 45 minutes before we met any important characters))

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: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: <... Fair enough, I guess...>

Harry Potter: -walks in-

: is watching the kiddos.

Harry Potter: -never mind-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *He sees Harry, and meekly waves to him. It's quite easy to notice his robot hand.*

Harry Potter: -never mind the never mind-

Harry Potter: "..."

Harry Potter: "Let me see that."

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: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *"W-What?"*

Harry Potter: "Your cybernetic hand."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *"U-Uh... S-Sure..." He holds his arm out. The casing seems sleek and silver, and it looks well made. It moves as fluidly as an actual human arm.*

Harry Potter: -gently holds it in an entirely analytical way-

Harry Potter: "Does it have sensory feedback?"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *he nods.*

Harry Potter: "How does the interface work?"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]:

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *"I-I have blueprints, i-if you want to take a look..."*

Harry Potter: ((lennyface

Harry Potter: "I would very much like that."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *He stuffs his other hand in his pocket, and hands him the blueprints neatly folded up.*

: [font=smallcaps]Luke is a decent engineer when it comes to casings.[/font]

Harry Potter: -sits studying them-

: ((I'm surprised I remembered Luke made him a better casing to be honest

Harry Potter: -mumbles to himself about some things-

: ((oh boy time for me to write a wall of text

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *The blueprints show that, without its casing, that it's not exactly neat inside. A large header reading "PROTOTYPE" lingers at the top of the page. The frame of the arm itself looks quite sturdy, especially for a prototype. The electronics below show a few logic boards, plans for where servos will go, etc, lining under the frame. The main attraction, however, is probably the huge power cell in the upper arm, and some kind of blaster in the forearm. Those are probably why all the electronics aren't just stuffed into the middle. A small caption beside the cell reads "Powered by nuclear fusion" and a caption beside the cannon reads "Discharges energy from the cell, however, used very little power." The paper itself seems worn out, as if it was folded many times.*

Harry Potter: "hmm, yes, okay, y-WHAT."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *In other words, I thought this through way too much.*

Harry Potter: "Nuclear fusion?"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *He nods.*

Harry Potter: "Cold fusion, I presume?"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *He shrugs a bit. Either there are insane cooling systems inside said cell, or it's cold fusion. Hes not too sure, since he doesn't want to risk taking it apart.*

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *he wouldn't be surprised by either one, though.*

Harry Potter: "..."

Harry Potter: "This is not an appropriate moment to shrug."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *"I-I think it is, Y-Yeah..."*

Harry Potter: "..."

Harry Potter: -just shakes his head-

Harry Potter: "Cold it is, then."

Harry Potter: "Who made it?"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *"O-Otherwise, I'd probably b-be carrying a backpack around to c-cool it..."*

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *"M-My dad."*

Harry Potter: "Is there anything I could do to get another one of those fusion cells?"

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: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: ... *"I-I don't know... M-My dad's dead, and I don't know if there's anywhere here that can manufacture them, so..."*

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *"I-I have an earlier prototype, B-But I'd e-either keep that..."*

Harry Potter: "Oh. I, uh, I didn't..."

Harry Potter: -trails-

Harry Potter: -trails off*-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *"I-It's fine, don't worry about it."*

Miyu: She's still in a booth in the back of the bar.

Miyu: Still expecting a text from Jay.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *"I-I have a notebook full if b-blueprints from him, but, uh... Most of them w-weren't really manufactured yet... T-They'd probably work, though..."*

Harry Potter: "Can I see?"

: is sitting nearby.

Miyu: "..."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *He glances to Miyu, and waves lazily to her. He nods, and hands the notebook to him. It's a pocket notebook, however the pages can fold out.*

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] -He's kind of drifting off.-

Harry Potter: "Gemino."

Harry Potter: -a perfect copy springs out the notebook-

Harry Potter: -hands Wally the original-

Miyu: She waves back, scooting back slightly. And going back to staring at her phone.

Miyu: Jay's gonna text her. Jay's gonna text for a sword lesson or something aaaaannny minute now.

Miyu: Jay said she'd call or text, so it'll be soon. Yep.

Harry Potter: -starts reading through the notebook-

Harry Potter: ((What sort of stuff is in it?

: ((Copy of the notebook, or the hand?

: ((so i have tumblr open in a tab and macintosh plus comes on my playlist

: ((and so i just have this, set to vaporwave: https://68.media.tumblr.com/ef5cf2a240ad9f89fcf9e0ee4bd58225/tumblr_ogdb64Hepi1u5j9sco1_540.jpg

Harry Potter: ((The notebook

: ((Gravity gun, and a standalone version of the blaster Wally has in his arm. Can't be bothered to come up with anything else since it's late and I'm a bit tired

Harry Potter: "That's-"

Harry Potter: "I'll be back tomorrow."

Harry Potter: -hastily leaves-

Harry Potter: ((gn

: ((Seeya later

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: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: <... Harry Potter apparently likes my blueprints. ... W-Wait, that came out wrong. I-It's not an innuendo, I promise.>

: [url=http://imgur.com/4ZRkxdn]Commodity[/url]:

: [url=http://imgur.com/4ZRkxdn]Commodity[/url]: He makes a stock cat noise in the mindscape.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *He snickers to himself quietly.*

: [url=http://imgur.com/4ZRkxdn]Commodity[/url]:

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *That depletes his "flirty remarks to Commodity" meter for the month, he definitely won't be able to flirt with him that confidently again for a while.*

: [url=http://imgur.com/4ZRkxdn]Commodity[/url]: <...>

: [url=http://imgur.com/4ZRkxdn]Commodity[/url]:

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]:

: [url=http://imgur.com/4ZRkxdn]Commodity[/url]:

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: <... Huh. Okay... I-I mean... I've seen stranger relationships before, honestly. R-Recently, too.>

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]:

: [url=http://imgur.com/4ZRkxdn]Commodity[/url]:

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: ...

: [url=http://imgur.com/4ZRkxdn]Commodity[/url]:

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]:

: [url=http://imgur.com/4ZRkxdn]Commodity[/url]:

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]:

: [url=http://imgur.com/4ZRkxdn]Commodity[/url]:

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Miyu: She stands up, making her way to the anydoor to actually go home.

Miyu: She likes it here, but she can't stay forever.

: shifts a little. "Mmmh? Where ya going, kid?"

Miyu: "...H-Home?"

Miyu: "I-If I-I keep staying h-here Jay'll g-get worried."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "... Did she ever message you back?"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]:

Miyu: Her eyes widen a little bit. "...N-No, but i-it's fine, s-she's...probably just...b-busy."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Listen, Miyu. If things get bad there, I want you to come here, okay?"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *He did suggest that Jay talk to Flint about the situation, but that went nowhere.*

Miyu: "...O-Okay? I-It's...f-fine."

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Miyu: She gives a slightly confused look, not really getting it, using her stave to support herself.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Still. Grillby has my phone number and you can always text me."

Miyu: "...O-Okay..."

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Miyu: And with that, she stumbles into the anydoor quietly, whispering a goodbye, barely audible.

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: tilts his head back.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: <... Although, uhm... W-Would you mind if I asked w-what the relationship was like?>

: [url=http://imgur.com/4ZRkxdn]Commodity[/url]:

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: <... Ah... I mean, I guess I was in a bit of an unhealthy one until recently...>

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]:

: [url=http://imgur.com/4ZRkxdn]Commodity[/url]:

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *he mostly just has a curious tone to his voice.*

: [url=http://imgur.com/4ZRkxdn]Commodity[/url]:

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]:

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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]FUCK SIIVA[/color]

: ((you're up late

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]That's sll gn[/color]

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: ((wow

: ((what

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: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *He starts to fall asleep.*

: is asleep now.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: ... *He just decides to leave the bar, so ge can at least sleep at his home.*

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Nikodemus: (morning

: ((Morning))

Nikodemus: ((whats up?

: ((Nothing))

Nikodemus: ((not even the roof?

: ((Fair point))

: "Hey.....are you okay?"

Azalea: "..."

Azalea: -Is this to her.-

: -yes-

Azalea: "Dunno."

: "Whats wrong?

Azalea: "Can't tell for sure."

: "What can you tell?"

Azalea: "...Im talking to a voice in my head."

Azalea: "Probably crazy."

: "Maybe.....I could be a voice"

Azalea: "Could be."

: "if I was a voice, whose voice would you want me to be?"

Azalea: "I wouldn't care. Not my choice."

: "Well I'm sure some voices would be more comforting. Could sound like someone who wronged you"

Azalea: -She shrugs.-

Azalea: "Hywel, I guess. Or really anyone I call family, or close friend."

: "I guess. Maybe it'd be better to have my own voice

Azalea: "Probably."

: "Perhaps you could even give me a name"

Azalea: "Your choice. Whoever you are."

: "What if I don't know"

Azalea: "...Good point."

Azalea: "I don't know either. So I can't help you figure it out."

: "Thinking of a name is hard"

Azalea: "Yep."

Azalea: "Smith."

: "Smith?"

Azalea: "Like it?"

Smith: I guess it will suffice

Azalea: "Okay."

Smith: So have you looked around at all?

Azalea: "No."

: -Azalea finds herself kind of well....floating in space, though it feels as if she is moving in one direction-

Smith: you should

: aza "I haven't. I've been worried I'd be sent to a mental hospital."

Smith: A mental hospital?

Azalea: "I really don't want that."

Azalea: "Nobody thinks she exists."

Smith: whose she?

Azalea: -She thought they were talking about Loni.-

Azalea: "...Oh. You mean here. It's pretty space-ey.-

Smith: I'm not sure its real at all

: Nikodemus [Nikodemus] is now Smith [Smith].

Azalea: "Me neither."

Smith: is this a dream?

Azalea: -She shrugs.-

Azalea: "Could be a hallucination."

Smith: you have those often?

Azalea: "Recently, yeah."

Azalea: "And weird, lucid, and vivid dreams."

Smith: That mean I'm a hallucination?

Azalea: "Maybe?"

Azalea: "This could be real."

Smith: flying through space?

Smith: hey look its Uranus

Azalea: -She smiles.-

Azalea: "Could be a 'vision' or whatever."

Smith: I don't feel like a vision or hallunication

Smith: I feel like I am here, but not

Azalea: -She shrugs.-

Smith: I don't even know who I am

Smith: I remember a surge of anger and hate

Smith: but now, just.....sorrow and misery

Azalea: "...Hmm. Maybe you're Loni."

Smith: Whose Loni?

Azalea: "She hated me for a decision I was forced to make. I had to choose to kill her or Niko. Niko is a friend of mine. Nobody remembered Loni. So I felt that the better choice was to save Niko."

Azalea: "People like Niko. They would miss him."

Azalea: "I wouldn't have killed either if it was my choice."

Smith: Why did everyone forgot her?

Azalea: "I have no idea."

Azalea: "Maybe she never existed."

Smith: like me?

Azalea: "Well, you kinda exist now?"

Azalea: "Maybe?"

Smith: I dunno

Smith: I want to

Azalea: "Well. I'll try to help?"

Smith: How?

Azalea: "Nonidea."

: No idea*

Smith: something is wrong

Smith: something is trying to intervene

Azalea: "What?"

Smith: I don't know.....its hard to keep talking

Azalea: "Oh..."

: -Azalea finds herself getting caught in the gravity of a planet that looks like earth-

Smith: ...I never......got....your......name

Azalea: "Azalea!"

Smith: ....good....bye Azalea

Smith: -Azalea gets caught up in the entry, plummeting into earth's atmosphere

Azalea: "Oh shit."

: -shes breaks through the atmosphere and lands on the planet, crashing hard. Everything goes black and she ends up on a bed-

Azalea: -She sits up.-

Azalea: "Ow."

: -the area seems rather familiar, shes in a tent and theres a forest outside. Next to her is a bow-

Azalea: "..."

Azalea: -She picks up the bow.-

: -theres two sleeping beds on the ground and a note that says, "I'll be back soon"

Azalea: "...Okay."

: -Azalea is dressed in rags and rather dirty-

: -theres sounds of shuffling outside-

Azalea: -She looks outside.-

: -its snowy outside, but theres something in the bushes, something aiming-

Azalea: -At her?-

Smith: -yesh-

Azalea: -She runs for cover.-

: -gunfire erupts on her spot, cutting the tree down-

Azalea: "Oh god."

: -who ever fired has now stood up and started approaching her while firing in bursts from the hip-

Azalea: -She tries to shoot at him with the bow.-

: -with what arrows?-

Azalea: -Shit.-

Azalea: -She runs, while trying to dodge, away.-

: -the assailant is only walking after her plus its rather a hilly area, so shes able to-

Azalea: -Lucky her.-

: -that doesn't mean the fire is stopping though

: -shes finds herself in a snowy valley, thats rather linear, no way backwards-

Azalea: -She doesn't care, and keeps going forward.-

: -bullets riddle near her as she runs-

: -theres a creek going to the valley too-

Azalea: -She just keeps running.-

: -theres a fork in the valley, which way?

: -left or right-

Azalea: -Left.-

: -theres a dead deer with an arrow in it as she turns-

: -other than that, its a dead end-

Azalea: -She tries to take the arrow out of the deer.-

: -its takes a bit but its out. The sound of metal reloading is heard approaching-

Azalea: -She notches the arrow, and gets ready to shoot the person.-

: -the assailant turns the corner with the gun at the ready-

Azalea: -She shoots the arrow at him.-

: -it hits him in the upper chest and he falls over firing the gun as he falls down-

Azalea: "..."

: -the gun ran out of money-

Azalea: -She goes to the guy.-

: -hes wearing a mask but hes not moving, he dropped his submachine gun-

Azalea: -She picks the gun up.-

: -his head leans over and the mask falls over, revealing that the assailant was Hywel-

Azalea: "...Oh my god."

Azalea: -She kneels over him.-

Azalea: "..."

: -is clearly not alive-

Azalea: "It's just a dream..."

Smith: ....Aza....lea

Azalea: "...Smith?"

Smith: ....its trying.....to break....you

Azalea: "It?"

Smith: ....I don't....know.....what it......

: -the world around her starts falling down into darkness, Hywel

: Hywel's body starts to get up

Smith: you have to......escape.....

Azalea: "...How?"

Smith: I don't

Smith: find the exit

Azalea: -She looks for the exit.-

: much of the world has become something out of a nightmare, as hell begins to rise from the darkness

: theres a light in the distance, with a number of floating objects between it

: Zombie Hywel swipes at Azalea's legs

Azalea: -She avoids its -'d runs to the light.-

: -the world falls down as she jumps from each object, the sound of a roar is heard in the distance-

Azalea: -She keeps jumping a

: -she makes it to the large blinding light

Azalea: -She shield her eyes.-

: -in that moment of hesitation, Zombie Hywel grabs her by the leg and starts pulling her to the edge

: azas "Ah!"

: -he goes off the ledge and pulls her off too, pulling her into hell itself as it rises around her

Azalea: -She tries to get up.-

: -She wakes up in her bed-

Azalea: -She gasps.-

Nikodemus: -is asleep next to her-

Azalea: -She's breathing a bit heavily.-

Nikodemus: -still nappin

: Smith [Smith] is now Nikodemus [Nikodemus].

Nikodemus: makes a cute light cawing noise as his snore

Azalea: -She tries to wake him.-

Nikodemus: yawns and wakes up

Nikodemus: ...ugh.....Azalea?

Azalea: "Hey."

Nikodemus: my sits up

Nikodemus: hey yourself

Azalea: "What?"

Nikodemus: yawns

Nikodemus: bad morning joke

Nikodemus: Whats up?

Azalea: "Had a bad dream."

Nikodemus: again

Nikodemus: goes and hugs her stomach

Azalea: "Yeah."

Nikodemus: I'm sorry

Nikodemus: guess I'm not quite the best dream catcher

Azalea: "Heh, yeah."

Azalea: -She hugs.-

Nikodemus: squeaks

Azalea: -She chuckles.-

Nikodemus: thought that'd help

Nikodemus: and since I'm smaller than you too

Nikodemus: cuddles with her

Azalea: -She holds him close.-

Nikodemus: anything I can do to help?

Azalea: "Dunno.0

Nikodemus: Well no matter what I am here for you

Azalea: "I love you,"

Nikodemus: I love you too

Nikodemus: kisses her cheeck

Nikodemus: cheek*

Azalea: -She kisses his lips, quickly.-

Nikodemus: ....what was your dream about?

Azalea: "I accidentally killed my brother in it."

Nikodemus: .....

Nikodemus: ...oh

Azalea: "..."

Nikodemus: I wish I knew how to help

Azalea: "It's finest

: Fine*

Nikodemus: strokes her fur

Nikodemus: ...you're so soft

Azalea: "You're right."

Nikodemus: I'm just smooth

Nikodemus: puts his face in her fluff

Azalea: -She rubs his head.-

Azalea: "Yeah."

Nikodemus: runs his hands on her sides

Nikodemus: starts trying to tickle her

Azalea: -She blushes. Unless he is tickling her well.-

Nikodemus: he is

Azalea: -Then she is laughing./

Nikodemus: is trying to restrain her so he can keep doing that

Nikodemus: not that hhe is strong or anything

Azalea: -She playfully pushes him away.-

Nikodemus: better?

Azalea: "Mostly.-

Azalea: -She's smiling.-

Nikodemus: good to see that smile again

Azalea: "Yeah."

Nikodemus: yawns

Nikodemus: I just got here like 2 hours ago

Azalea: "Sorry..."

Nikodemus: think I just fell asleep too

Nikodemus: its okay

Nikodemus: as long as I'm with you

Nikodemus: though being with Glados is fun

Azalea: "Ywah."

Nikodemus: shes really nice to me

Nikodemus: and then theres Jason

Nikodemus: hes cool

Nikodemus: can zip around and stuff

Azalea: "Sounds cool."

Nikodemus: and shes all proud of me and stuff

Azalea: "Kinda like a mom?"

Nikodemus: yeah

Azalea: -She nods.-

Nikodemus: hey that lady I saw your brother with

Azalea: "Mmhm?"

Nikodemus: whats her name

Nikodemus: are you related?

Azalea: "She's my brothers wife, I believe. And her Name is Fanta."

Azalea: "That's if were thinking of the same lady."

Nikodemus: oh

Nikodemus: shes like....really big

Azalea: "What do you mean?"

Nikodemus: you know

Nikodemus: hods his hands out out from his chest

Azalea: "Ah. Yeah, she has a pretty big chest."

Nikodemus: like is that normal?

Nikodemus: that happen when goats get older?

Azalea: "Eh. Some have it some don't."

Azalea: "I might have a big chest."

Azalea: -She shrugs.-

Nikodemus: Rrrrreeeeaalllllyyyy?????

Azalea: "Yeah."

Nikodemus: seems eager

Nikodemus: yay!

Azalea: -She chuckles.-

Azalea: "Why so eager?"

Nikodemus: Why wouldnt I be?

Azalea: "Fair point."

Azalea: "Mine are already fairly big now, I think."

Azalea: "So maybe that means they'll be bigger in the future."

Azalea: "...Were you checking out Fanta?"

Nikodemus: shifty eyes

Azalea: -She says this to mess with him.-

Nikodemus: ...nooo....

Azalea: "You were totally checking Fanta out."

Nikodemus: I was hiding from her! I was thought she was breaking it

Nikodemus: in*

Azalea: "Oh, yeaaahhh, suuurrreee."

Azalea: "Because Hywel just hugs intruders."

Nikodemus: wait? Fanta hugs people?

Azalea: "...Yeah? Why wouldn't she?"

Nikodemus: I didn't get a hug

Nikodemus: but I was hiding

Azalea: "You were checking her out."

Azalea: "You probably want that hug cause it would bring you closer to her chest."

Nikodemus: well.....now that you mention it

Azalea: "Heh."

Nikodemus: welljustuntiluouknow

Azalea: "Hmm?"

Nikodemus: ....until I can get close to yours

Azalea: "You can if you want, I don't care."

Nikodemus: really?

Azalea: "That's up to you. "

Azalea: -She shrugs.-

Nikodemus: just faceplanet there then

Azalea: -She chuckles.-

Azalea: "Well then."

Nikodemus: youre the best

Azalea: "I know."

Azalea: "you're pretty cool too."

Azalea: -She's just letting Niko do whatever he planned to do once he did that.-

Nikodemus: can I sleep here?

Azalea: "If you want. Probably uncomfortable, I'm wearing a bra."

Nikodemus: .....its okay

Azalea: "Alrightly."

Azalea: "I could take it off?"

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Nikodemus: .....really?!

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Azalea: "Sure."

Nikodemus: nods

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Nikodemus: falls asleel

Nikodemus: asleep*

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Barchar: (Cash: low)

Barchar: (Food or drink: outside)

Barchar: (Memes: dank)

Barchar: (I am forcibly removed from the barkery)

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Barchar: (Seeing: al)

Barchar: (Poreal: incor)

Barchar: (people: dead)

Barchar: (I am forcibly removed from sanity)

: ((science: royal

: ((core: built

: ((shoelaces: untied

: ((i am forcibly escorted from reality

Barchar: (Bodies: near-death)

Barchar: (Determination: injected)

Barchar: (Regret: building)

Barchar: (I am forcibly escorted from the true lab)

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: ((prisoners: escaped

: ((lapis: fused

: ((i am forcibly escorted to the bottom of the ocean

Barchar: (Core: transferred)

Barchar: (Stalemate button: Booby trapped)

Barchar: (Cieling: open)

Barchar: (I am forcibly escorted from the atmosphere)

Smol Asriel: ((Square enix just demoed a new boss in ffxv

Smol Asriel: ((Adamantoise, it takes 72 hours to beat according to the demonstrator

Barchar: (Why would you want that)

Smol Asriel: ((Well

Smol Asriel: ((They looked at ffxii

Smol Asriel: ((And saw yiazmat, the most hated boss in final fantasy history

Smol Asriel: ((Because it takes 2 real hours to beat

Smol Asriel: ((And thought 'LETS DO ONE THAT TAKES 72 HOURS AND RUNS AWAY FROM YOUR PARTY AFTER 10 MINUTES'

Barchar: (This is not gonna go well is it)

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Smol Asriel: ((Im being told of all the things wrong with the game now

Smol Asriel: ((There's a lot

Smol Asriel: ((A lot of bullshit

Smol Asriel: ((And I'm probably gonna hate it and return it

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: ((i've heard of marathon bosses but that's just ridiculous

Smol Asriel: ((That's an mmo boss

Smol Asriel: ((Those are common in mmos

Barchar: (Wait, TV tropes tells me Alton Brown was in Mythbusters)

Barchar: (Are Alton and Adam just the same person)

: ((yes

Smol Asriel: ((Because you gather around half the server and kick its ass in a few hours

Barchar: (Is it like a split personality type deal)

Smol Asriel: ((And it's hella fun

Smol Asriel: ((But this is a singleplayer game

: ((he tried to help them fix thanksgiving dinner with a car, i forgot if it worked

: ((video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqABijWMlxA

Smol Asriel: he's back in the house, sans eyes

: ((smazzy's eyes now reek of ketchup and bad puns

Smol Asriel: sitting next to the couch

: ((oh shoot alton did the dishwasher lasagna too http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/dishwasher-lasagna-minimyth/

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: ((Hello))

: ((what's up

: ((Not much))

: ((same

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Core!Ultima: (heyo)

: ((hey

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: ((Hello again))

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: ((hey laharl

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Core!Ultima: (ayy)

: ((Heyo

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: has woken up and is watching something on his phone.

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Barchar: never went to sleep, and has not decided to watch anything on her phone.

Smol Asriel: is in the house

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] -So she was just there. Watching.-

Female Asriel: Is in the house

: ((smazzy in the house

Shoe: Is in the house

Core!Ultima: *Ultima's in his timeline. (What's the house?)

: ((fanta's house

Smol Asriel: ((A house

: ((it's a white house

: ((fanta is the president /s

Core!Ultima: (k)

Core!Ultima: *Ultima enters the bar.

Core!Ultima: Heyo.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Hey."

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Barchar: (Smazzy smazzy smazzy in the house)

Barchar: "Hi, Ultima."

: seems VERY interested in that video.

Miyu: She stumbles into the bar, covered in a light layer of snow, the anydoor closing behind her.

Shoe: He's pimping smazzy's wheelchair

: sits up. "Miyu?"

Miyu: She looks up. "...Y-Yeah?"

Core!Ultima: Heyo

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Did something happen?"

Barchar: "Oh, goddammit, what happening this time."

Barchar: (Why the fuck is nerdcubed making this rollercoaster backwards)

Smol Asriel: ((685 fame

Miyu: "...N-No, I-I was just...c-coming here."

Miyu: "J-Jay was busy, and I-I didn't want to bother her." She loosk away, sitting down at her booth.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Oh thank god.."

Barchar: She sighs, laying down on the couch. and looking at Fellby's phone. Not that she couldn't see it anyway, but.

Miyu: Theres a faint call of 'Miyu!' on the other end from a very young sounding voice, before it closes entirely.

Barchar: "...."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] -It's something about steak.-

Barchar: "Was that Jay?"

Miyu: "...N-No, I-I think that was e-either Rose or S-Saki...m-maybe Yume?"

Barchar: "Oh."

Barchar: "I don't know who those are."

Miyu: "M-My uh...n-nieces, I t-think."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Dunno them either."

Barchar: "Oh."

Miyu: "A-Atleast I know R-Rose is my neice, i-i'm not good at f-family trees."

Barchar: "...God, why should an 11 year old have nieces? Freaking timeline bullshit..."

Barchar: (...I tihnk Miyu is 11?)

Barchar: (Or was it, like, 9)

Miyu: "...W-Well, R-Rose is older than me."

Miyu: She's eleven.

Miyu: "I-I never r-really got the s-story on that."

: resists the urge to say "demon bullshit."

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Core!Ultima: *He still has Nik's PVC thing.

Barchar: "By the way, why do you still have that."

Asriel: -He walks into the bar.-

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Hey asriel."

Core!Ultima: *He shrugs

Miyu: "W-Well i-i'm J-Jay's adoptive sister, and s-she had t-two kids..."

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Core!Ultima: I'm not sure.

Core!Ultima: *He waves

Miyu: "I-I think S-Saki is Faith's?"

Core!Ultima: I've never seen a PVC pipe used like this.

Asriel: "Howdy:"

Core!Ultima: (tru storyz)

Miyu: She glances up at Asriel, staying in her corner booth.

Asriel: -He looks to her.-

Asriel: "...May i sit by you?"

Miyu: She quietly nods, glancing around and scooting over to the wall swat.

Asriel: -He walks over, and takes a seat next to them.-

Miyu: "..." She glances around nervously, keeping a small distance from her and Asriel.

Asriel: "How was your day?"

Miyu: She went home, and then passed out in Grillby's because she didn't want to be around her house while tons of shit was going down.

Miyu: "...F-Fine."

Core!Ultima: *He pulls out his crossbow and starts fiddling with it. He seems to be studying the PVC to improve his crossbow.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *Wally enters through the Anydoor, rubbing his eyes. He immediately goes to the couch, and sits down.*

Core!Ultima: Heyo.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Hey you."

Asriel: "Good."

Asriel: "I've had an alright day."

Asriel: "Feeling any better?"

Miyu: "...I-I'm fine." Still loos like one of those orphans that go by in those sad commercials.

Asriel: -He frowns.-

Asriel: "I wish I could provide you with a place to stay."

Miyu: "...W-Why? I-I have a h-house..."

Asriel: "Ah."

Asriel: "Seems bad things happen there."

Asriel: "I can't tell why you would be so... pale. Thin. Having new bruises all the time."

Miyu: "..." She goes silent, looking away.

Asriel: "...Guess I just want you to be safe."

Asriel: "..."

Miyu: "S-Sorry."

: gets up and heads to the kitchen.

Asriel: "Nono, it's okay."

Asriel: "I just... what happens at your home? You always look like you're being starved..."

Miyu: "T-That's j-just...m-my fault."

Miyu: "I-It's nothing."

Asriel: "How is it your fault?"

Miyu: "I-I don't g-go downstairs to e-eat much."

Asriel: "Why not?"

Miyu: 90% of her time is spent hiding in her room.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *Wally decides to go to the bar, to order something.*

Miyu: "...I-I don't r-really l-like going downstairs, and I d-don't want to b-bother Jay by l-loitering around the hallway..."

Core!Ultima: *he's still fiddling with the PVC and his crossbow.

: pokes his head out. "Hey! I was just making dinner for myself. Want anything?"

Asriel: "...You need to do that. To eat."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *He nods. "D-Do I come here enough for you to know what i mean by "the usual?"*

Asriel: "Or eat here. Eat somewhere."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "... I can make a guess."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Burger?"

: (("Borger."

Core!Ultima: Can you make a good pepperoni pizza? I'll pay ya.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *He nods. "Plain cheeseburger."*

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Miyu: "...I-I e-eat."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Gotcha, and unfortunately, no, I can't make pizza. Never got my timing right on that one."

Miyu: Sometimes. When Fanta/Grillby make her.

Core!Ultima: (ayyy)

Core!Ultima: Alrighty then.

Asriel: "You need to eat more..."

: heads back into the kitchen.

Miyu: "...I-I'm fine, r-really."

Asriel: "...You aren't, Miyu."

Core!Ultima: *Ultima makes pretty good homemade pizzas on his own.

CryingEevee OOC: ((i had a weird dream. laharl had a new character that was a "virus" (it didn't seem to have anything to do with viruses) and that character somehow brought varik back, but as a "virus". and that character said "i created him. i am his father. i made him like me"))

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: ((Fucking dibs

: always burns his pizza crusts.

Asriel: "I hate to be rude... but you seriously aren't eating enough, and need to eat now..."

Core!Ultima: (Woah.)

: ((I call dibs

: ((lel

Core!Ultima: I could make a pizza for everyone if everyone wants some

: ((I had a trippy af dream last night at school where I became a cubomancer or some shit

: ((And threw giant stone blocks with faces on them at my foes

: ((And used them as big elevators

: is currently preparing a tenderloin.

Miyu: She just goes quiet, putting her head down.

: ((anyone here listen to Justice?

Asriel: "Do you want me to get you some food?"

Miyu: "N-No...i-i'm fine."

Core!Ultima: (Not really. I don't know what is.)

Asriel: "You need to eat, Miyu... it's not healthy."

Core!Ultima: You sure Miyu? You seriously look like you need food pronto.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] -He starts on the burger first, though.-

Miyu: "I-I'm sure." She says, putting her head in her sweater sleeves on the table.

: ((And for some reason I found my nemesis

: ((Who used giant fucking triangles instead of cubes

: ((It's Neme-SAI!

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]it was me/tri[/s]))

Asriel: "Miyu..."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] -It's done in a few minutes. He dresses it up nicely and brings it out to Wally.-

Core!Ultima: Not even if it's got pepperoni's or pineapple?

: ((And I had a giant damn dream fight sequence that ended with them combinding into a circle

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]cubomancer vs triangle mage[/s]))

: ((And I absorbed him or something???

Core!Ultima: Pineapple is delicious on Pizza.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *"Thanks." He takes it, and starts eating.*

Miyu: She stays silent, head down.

: ((nice dream

Asriel: "What would you like...?"

Miyu: Personally she prefers mushrooms. But eh.

Core!Ultima: (I think I had a dream where I was Ultima fighting some wierd dragon dude.

Miyu: "N-Nothing, i-i'm fine."

Core!Ultima: Mushrooms? Sausage? Ham?

Asriel: "You said you likes mushrooms, right?"

: Liked*

Miyu: "I-I'm not hungry." She says, shaking her head.

Asriel: "Do you like mushroom pizza?"

Core!Ultima: Well, I'm making one anyways once Fellby's done in there so help yourself then.

: Nikodemus's connection timed out.

Miyu: "A-Asriel, i-i'm fine."

Asriel: -He whines a bit, and doesn't get up.-

Asriel: "Okay..."

Core!Ultima: *He heads behind the bar to check if he has all the ingredients.

Core!Ultima: Sausage. Cheese. Crust. Sauce. Pepperoni. Mushrooms. Everything's here/

Miyu: She stays silent.

Asriel: "Sorry..."

: ((i'd like to point out

: ((That ultima is casually stepping behind the bar and looking through all the ingredients

Asriel: "I shouldn't try to force you to do things..."

: ((And hasn't been fucking shot by the bartender yet

Miyu: "...I-It's fine, i-i'm just not hungry."

Core!Ultima: (Ultima's to chill to be shot)

Core!Ultima: (besides it probably wouldn't work out to well)

: ((Literally go to your fucking nearby pub

: ((And step behind the counter to cook

: ((And not get fucking shotgunned

Asriel: "...Uh. How's that wound on your forehead healing?"

Miyu: She reaches up to feel the bandage. "...F-Fine."

Core!Ultima: *He then heads to the kitchen to check if Fellby's done

Core!Ultima: You done in there Fell? I want to make a pizza so Miyu doesn't starve herself. That and I'm flipping hungry for pizza.

Asriel: "That's good."

Asriel: "Does it hurt?"

Core!Ultima: (Does Grillby even have a weapon, let alone a gun?)

: ((He's made of fire))

Core!Ultima: (All he needs is a bit of gasoline I guess.

Miyu: "...K-Kinda."

: ((Ask Shia Labeouf

: ((He learned that Grillby doesn't need a weapon

: ((sorry i had to do something

Asriel: -He nods. He's not very good at keeping this conversation running.-

Asriel: "...Do you have nice weather at Ardis?"

: is making Steak au Poivre.

Core!Ultima: (no prob)

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "I'm juuuust about done here."

Core!Ultima: Alrighty then, I'ma start doing my own thing here.

Miyu: 'The Burning Skies of Ardis' "...I-I guess.'

Core!Ultima: *He lays down everything on a separate counter.

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Asriel: "That's cool..."

Core!Ultima: (ayy)

: is making pouring sauce on a chunk of tenderloin.

Nikodemus: (hey

Core!Ultima: *He left the PVC on the couch along with his crossbow.

: then takes his dinner out to the main room.

Core!Ultima: Looking good Fellby.

Core!Ultima: Looks like it tasted pretty good.

Core!Ultima: tastes*

Core!Ultima: *grammerplz

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] "Oh, it is."

Nikodemus: enters the bar still wearing his pajamas

Core!Ultima: *He starts shaping the dough, spinning the dough on his finger like an italian chef

Core!Ultima: *He then puts sauce, then cheese onto the crust, along with the ingredients and pops it into the oven for a while.

Azalea: -She follows Niko.-

Miyu: She glances up at the newcomers from her booth.

Asriel: -He looks to them as well.-

Core!Ultima: *He heads out while it cooks to tinker with his crossbow more

Core!Ultima: Heyo Nik.

Nikodemus: Hello

Core!Ultima: *He's adding some kind of addon to his crossbow involving the PVC

Azalea: "Hi."

: is clearly enjoying that steak.

Core!Ultima: Hey Az.

Azalea: "Don't call me Az."

Nikodemus: don't call her Az

Core!Ultima: Alright Azalea.

Miyu: "..." And puts her head back down, not wanting to be recognized by Azalea.

Core!Ultima: *The oven in the kitchen dings, and goes to check it out.

Core!Ultima: *He leaves his crossbow on the couch.

Azalea: -She saw Miyu.-

Core!Ultima: *He takes the pizza out, and cuts it.

Core!Ultima: *He then takes it out the the bar.

Core!Ultima: Pizza's ready!

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Core!Ultima: *It's a delicous pizza with cheese, pepperonies, sauce, mushrooms, & sausage

Core!Ultima: (ay)

Azalea: -She'd prefer not to say anything.-

Female Asriel: She's not been seen for a bit in the house

Core!Ultima: *He takes a piece and puts it onto a plate. He carries it to Miyu.

Shoe: And there's a cat

Hywel: -He looks around for her.-

Shoe: That has been spotted in the area

: ((miyu: "i hate sauce"

Core!Ultima: You seriously need to eat something.

Smol Asriel: ((Miyu is ihe

Nikodemus: goes and sits on the couch

Core!Ultima: *He sets it on her table and goes to get more to serve.

: ((Was that a typo

: ((or is Ihe a thing

Hywel: "..."

Asriel: "..."

: finishes off his steak.

Asriel: -He can't converse for shit.-

Miyu: "..." She staes at it.

Miyu: And slowly pushes it away.

Core!Ultima: *He carries pieces to everyone in the bar.

Hywel: "Fanta?"

Core!Ultima: *He puts some gold on the counter for Grillby to get later.

Smol Asriel: ((I hate everything

Female Asriel: The basement door has been opened

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meDqJqoq7K0]fuck everything[/url]))

Hywel: -He checks the basement.-

Female Asriel: It's dark, he sees tufts of white fur scattered across the floor

Female Asriel: More and more the further you go in

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=http://i.imgur.com/Fllmjao.png]this, is apparently a boss[/url]))

Hywel: -He looks for Fanta.-

Shoe: And then a cat on the floor licking his paw

Hywel: "Fanta?!

Core!Ultima: *He grabs a piece for himself and sits on the couch. He fiddles with his crossbow more

Shoe: "No it's Shoe hi."

Miyu: She doesn't touch her slice, offering it to Asriel.

Hywel: "Where he hell is she? What did you do?!"

Asriel: -He doesn't object.-

Shoe: "I got her ready."

Core!Ultima: *He gives a dissapointed look towards Miyu.

: ((I just got Jojo spoiled for me

: ((By a dank meme

Hywel: "What?!"

Smol Asriel: ((Oh no how will you enjoy jojo knowing the plot

Shoe: "She's ready for bikini season now."

Core!Ultima: (I know very little about Jojo)

Miyu: She ignores the look, putting her head down.

CryingEevee OOC: ((i need to keep watching jojo))

Hywel: "Did you shave her?!"

Smol Asriel: "Took me a while, you'd think she was fuckin italian."

Shoe: FUCK

Hywel: "What the fuck?"

Shoe: That was him

Hywel: -He grabs the cat.-

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Shoe: "wut."

Hywel: -And leaves the basement.-

Hywel: -And throws him out of the front door.-

Shoe: He makes a squeaky toy noise when he bounces

Nikodemus: looks around for Wheatley

Female Asriel: She's in the back of the basement, post wax

Hywel: -He goes to her.-

Female Asriel: She's passed out rn, cold as fuck and shivering

Core!Ultima: I wonder how Brit-Bot's doing.

Hywel: -He picks her up, and goes to the bed, and tucks her in. Now he will head to the bar, and get a potion.-

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: [color=green]Vir[/color][color=blue]us:[/color] Test.

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, you're actually doing that. i was expecting that to be something you put on the backburner))

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fell[/url][url=http://i.imgur.com/NQNHQ7s.jpg]by:[/url] (neato

: ((anyway i might have to go eat dinner soon

Core!Ultima: (k)

: [color=green]Vir[/color][color=blue]us:[/color] Test.

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]and slowly but surely, laharl becomes dream laharl[/s]))

: [color=green]Vir[/color][color=blue]us:[/color] I like these colors, yep.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *Wally stops zoning out. He has since finished his burger.*

Core!Ultima: Anyone want seconds on the Pizza? I've got extra.

Asriel: "..."

Core!Ultima: *The pizza he made is HUGE, enough to give like 20 people seconds

Asriel: "I'm sorry... I kinda got a little distracted."

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Core!Ultima: (ayy)

: Nikodemus's connection timed out.

Miyu: "I-It's fine.

: ... [] disconnected.

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Nikodemus: waves at Hywel when he enters

Core!Ultima: Hey there.

Core!Ultima: Miyu, seriously, you need to eat something.

Miyu: "I-I'm not hungry..."

Core!Ultima: I highly doubt that

: [color=green]Vir[/color][color=blue]us:[/color] The anydoor opens.

Core!Ultima: I won't force you, but-

Core!Ultima: Well hello there

: [color=green]Vir[/color][color=blue]us:[/color] And a sort of 'swarm' flies into the bar, like a buzzing hornet swarm, made of alternating black and green blocks.

Hywel: "Hey there."

: [color=green]Vir[/color][color=blue]us:[/color] Like the matrix screen except buzzing around erratically.

Core!Ultima: What the heck?

Asriel: "...?"

Nikodemus: Hey Azalea is doing just fine....how are you?

: [color=green]Vir[/color][color=blue]us:[/color] The swarm descends down onto the counter, wrapping around Varik's jarred soul.

Azalea: -She waved to him.-

: [color=green]Vir[/color][color=blue]us:[/color] And promptly flying up into the ceiling, dissipating, the jar gone.

Core!Ultima: ....

Hywel: "I've been alright. A cat just shaved all the fur off of my wife."

Nikodemus: what?! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Core!Ultima: Sir, um, we kind of need that.

Core!Ultima: *He has no idea what was in the jar

Miyu: She looks up at the mention of a cat.

Azalea: "...I think I can guess what cat it was."

Hywel: "It was Shoe. I know who Shoe is. Not well though. How did he know where I lived?"

Hywel: "And why did he shave all the fur off of Fanta?"

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: ((hey im yee haw

Core!Ultima: Sir, if you would explain why you destroyed the jar, that's be much appreciated

Core!Ultima: (yee hai)

: ((yee haw

Hywel: -He would vaguely remember Miyu. He was the one who first went to Ardis, instead of Azalea.-

: [color=green]Vir[/color][color=blue]us:[/color] It's gone.

Miyu: She's trying her best to stay hidden in her booth.

Core!Ultima: Alright, now who are you.

Core!Ultima: (brb dinner)

: ((cya

Asriel: "...What's wrong?"

: ... [] joined chat.

Miyu: "...I-I kinda...know those t-two."

Miyu: "F-From Ardis."

Asriel: "Oh. Wanna talk to them?"

Asriel: "...Or is that the opposite of what you want?"

Miyu: "I-I dunno..."

Asriel: "...Okay."

: buy it

: use it

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: yee haw it

: Smolapeño's connection timed out.

Asriel: "Em..."

Asriel: "I wish I knew more stuff to talk about."

: ebrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr dinner

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Miyu: "...I-It's fine."

Asriel: "You got anything to talk about?"

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Miyu: "I-I don't...t-talk muck anymore." She looks away.

Asriel: "Well that's no good. You can talk as much as you want here!"

Asriel: "Your sister won't know."

Asriel: "If that's what you're worries about."

Miyu: "...W-Why would I b-be worried about that?"

Miyu: "I-I love J-Jay."

Asriel: "You were worried to walk downstairs."

Asriel: "That was because Jay, right?"

: ... [] is now false alarm [].

Miyu: "I-I just d-don't...w-want to bother her."

Asriel: "Well, you won't bother her here."

Asriel: "...Wait, can I ask a question? It's a kinda personal question..."

Miyu: "...U-Uhh...s-sure?"

Asriel: "Does Jay... hit you at all?"

Asriel: "Or hurt you in any way?"

Miyu: "...O-Only during s-sword practice and stuff...A-And t-there was the uh...s-stab."

Asriel: "Oh... okay."

Asriel: "...I still would be careful around her."

Core!Ultima: *He woke up from his nap

Miyu: "I-It's fine...s-she..." She goes quiet.

Asriel: "What?"

Miyu: Jay's problem isn't directly being a straight up abusive guardian. She's just. Extremely neglectful.

Core!Ultima: *There's still pizza left

Miyu: "S-She's a-a good s-sister."

Asriel: "Does she ever talk to you?"

Miyu: "...S-She's usually t-too busy."

Female Asriel: She walks into the bar, wrapped in many blankets but still shivering, she's completely hairless

Female Asriel: "W-what the fuck."

Core!Ultima: Hello there.

Hywel: "Fanta, I'm getting you a potion."

Hywel: "It was Shoe."

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Core!Ultima: Shoe's still around?

Shoe: He poofs in above her head

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Core!Ultima: There he is.

Asriel: "What is she busy with?"

Shoe: And he accidentally spills some anti magic serum on her head

Shoe: "Woops."

Shoe: And back out

Hywel: "God damnit..."

Core!Ultima: Little fucker's still up to his nonsense as always.

Miyu: "..." She doesn't actually know. She just figured Jay was busy with more important things than to bother with her.

Miyu: "...S-She's probably got...s-stuff."

Female Asriel: "W-what was that."

Hywel: "Probably makes potions not work."

Asriel: "Have you asked?"

Female Asriel: "FUCK."

Miyu: "...N-No..."

Female Asriel: "H-hywel what do I do."

Asriel: "Why not? You should try to talk with her."

Hywel: "I don't know!"

Female Asriel: Note, she has a thick coat of floof normally

Female Asriel: So she very cold

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Miyu: "I-I don't...r-really want to t-try...i-it usually ends in s-someone getting hurt if I-I get involved in things."

Hywel: "We could ask Shoe but he probably wouldn't fucking do anything."

Deemo: ((I'm alive

Female Asriel: She looks for the nearest fluffy thing to cuddle

Miyu: "I-It's just...better I-I stay in my room."

Deemo: ((Yet I still have to do shit

Deemo: ((Hi, bye

Shoe: "I wouldn't."

Asriel: "...No, no. You really need to try."

Hywel: -He's across the room.-

Asriel: -He's in a booth.-

Female Asriel: Asriel it is then

Female Asriel: She just approaches

Asriel: "...Uh."

Female Asriel: And sits next to him, cuddling immediately if he doesn't resist

Asriel: -He doesn't.-

Asriel: "..."

Miyu: She gets sort of sandwiched against the bar wall now that there's a third person.

Female Asriel: "I-I'm cold, don't mind me.."

Asriel: "Oh... okay."

Asriel: "..."

Miyu: "..."

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Female Asriel: "S-should I go?"

Miyu: "I-It's...f-fine."

Miyu: She slides down under the booth table.

Miyu: And comes out on the other side, sitting across from Asriel and Fanta.

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

: Nikodemus's connection timed out.

Asriel: "...I dunno."

Hywel: "I can snuggle."

Hywel: -He's on the couch now.-

Female Asriel: "O-ok.. he's bigger."

Female Asriel: Shd slowly unhugs Asriel and goes to Hywel

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Asriel: "..."

Asriel: -He goes under the table, and comes back up next to Miyu.-

Female Asriel: And cuddles up to him, covered in blankets, shivery as fucc

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

Hywel: -He wraps himself around her.-

Hywel: "I'm warm right?"

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