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Elo: ((Brb

CryingEevee OOC: (([sub]on a side note, since it's in the rules section it's not only a dumb joke but a dumb rule[/sub]))

: ((CE.))

DD: [color=white][[/color][color=red][[/color] Okay that is it. [color=red]][/color][color=white]][/color]

: ((Don't.))

DD: [color=white][[/color][color=red][[/color] Nobody respond to CE until he shuts up about it. [color=red]][/color][color=white]][/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]You know you can silence him[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]oh you're not a mod[/color]

: I'm not gonna silence someone for disagreeing.

CryingEevee OOC: ((that, was a side note))

: That's just mod abuse.

DD: [color=white][[/color][color=red][[/color] I can't asked Chime to demod me ocer the summer. [color=red]][/color][color=white]][/color]

: OH RIGHT

: ANyone give a fuck if I re-mod DD?

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Nope[/color]

: Hope

: Nope*

: ((nope

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]wow[/color]

DD: [color=white][[/color][color=red][[/color] I'm going to ask i just stay this way at this point [color=red]][/color][color=white]][/color]

: Alright, that's your decision DD. Mod status is up for you anytime though.

Female Asriel: She's on the couch at home

DD: [color=white][[/color][color=red][[/color] I'll guard over the arc room and that'll be enough for me. [color=red]][/color][color=white]][/color]

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Hywel: -He is too.-

Female Asriel: "I'm gonna try and make food."

Hywel: "Try?"

: orders a red wine and checks his phone. His face lights up, he's found out something juicy.

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Female Asriel: "Well, something that isn't sweets."

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Hywel: "Alright."

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Female Asriel: She goes to the kitchen and starts cooking several pounds of various meats

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: ((yo

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Hi Ant[/color]

Ari: (( Yo ))

Hywel: -He follows.-

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Ari: (( I'm just gonna spectate mostly and ooc. I wanna escape the election rn ))

Female Asriel: Like, she's got meat here the size of her head, and a lot of it

: ((same

Elo: ((Oh yeah that reminds me

: chuckles to himself as he starts a group text with some of his employees.

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: Elo [Elo] is now Slarv Bread 2016 [Slarv].

Slarv: ((Caulections begin

Slarv: ((Candidates get with your VPs

: MageVaati [] is now MageVaati Smolapeño 2016 [].

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Hywel: "That's a lot of meat."

: ((damn it mv i was gonna ask you to be my running mate

Ari: (( CaU Elecions?

Female Asriel: "Yep, haven't eaten in a couple weeks so I'm hungry."

Slarv: ((Choose your running mates

: ((we can have a three way

: ((okay sure

Hywel: "Okay, that's it."

: ((unless that's not allowed

Slarv: ((Debates at 6:30 my time

Hywel: "You're being forced to eat certain portions at certain times."

Ari: (( I'll be a running mate to someone. I don't want the pressure of being the big boss))

: MageVaati Smolapeño 2016 [] is now MageVaati Smolapeño Chimeranyx 2016 [].

Female Asriel: "I forget"."

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Hywel: "I'm gonna have to do this, because you're forgetting."

: I'm running with Flame as my VP.

Hywel: "If I keep doing it, it will become a habit."

Slarv: ((Chime you could be the debate moderator

: ((chime and i copresident with smol as the vp

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: ((okay

CryingEevee OOC: ((wait what?))

: ((nowhere does it say thats not allowed

Slarv: ((Unless you want me to do it

: Ari's connection timed out.

: ((like what do we get if we win

: ((Satisfaction))

Slarv: ((free internet points

Barchar: (Flameharl will kick your asses)

Barchar: (No, I'm the vp)

Barchar: (Laharwarp)

: ((I'm Slarvs VP))

: ((MSC is the true option

Slarv: ((Unless I moderate

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Flaharl would have worked better[/color]

: ((Sloaf))

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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]I'm abstaining[/color]

: ((BUT THE SLOAF))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Bc fuck politics[/color]

: ((What

Barchar: ()The president was his...

: ((Are we doing

Barchar: (SLEAD)

Slarv: ((Chime would you like to moderate, you make questions and shit

CryingEevee OOC: ((apparently CaU elections))

: ((i mean i could offer something from my sketchbook

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Hooray I'm slowly getting back elo[/color]

: ((... oh wow that muffell is um

: ((suggestive

: ((forgot i drew that

: ((Lemme see))

: I DON'T HAVE A VP

: FUCK VPS

: ((*snatches away sketchbook* NOT UNLESS YOU ASK POLITELY

Slarv: ((Alright, prepare yourself chime

: I'M GOING IN ON MY OWN

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Frisky are you a dictator[/color]

Slarv: ((Converse with your running mates

: ((also i need to upload it

: ((Slarv

: ((I don't want a running mate

: ((Can I do it on my own

: ((Can I see your definitely only suggestive and not porn MufFell))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Bread.[/color]

: MageVaati Smolapeño Chimeranyx 2016 [] is now MageVaati Smolapeño 2016 [].

Slarv: ((You can have your running mate be your right hand

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Bread.[/color]

: ((Sure

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]>politely[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]>no please[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Should I give you canadian classes?[/color]

: Smolapeño [Smol] is now MageVaati Smolapeño 2016 [Smol].

: ((No))

: ((Bitch

: ((Fuck you))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]aw[/color]

: ((I like your syrup though))

: ((I'm gonna be a dictator

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]thank you[/color]

: ((FRISKY WHISKINGTON 2016

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Brb hunger[/color]

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Ari: (( was afk for a bit ))

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Ari: (( I haven't been chosen as a running mate or anything have I? ))

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: Nikodemus [Nikodemus] is now Yazan [Yazan].

: ((My running mate is my right hand

Ari: (( EVERYBODY SHUT UP I HAVE AN ELECTION! ))

Barchar: (Frisky just admitted they were gonna be a dictator)

: ((Yeah

Barchar: (so fuck them)

: ((WHAT NO

: ((I HAVE A RUNNING MATE

: ((MY VP IS MY RIGHT HAND

: High Priest Laharl [] is now LaWarp 2016! [].

Barchar: (NO DICTATORS IN CAMURICA)

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: ((muffell has been uploaded

Yazan: Are we having electionz?

Ari: (( I'll just run for CaU congress ))

: ((FUCK YOU

: ((may i view?

: ((I WON'T BE A DICTATOR

Ari: (( Or maybe I can be the CaUpreme court justice

: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington for Prezzy 2016 [].

Barchar: (YOU JUST SAID YOU WOULD BE)

Barchar: (I'M RELEASING THIS TO THE PRESS)

: Winner gets a promotion

: ((IT WAS A JOKE

: That's our stakes.

: Winner of the election gets a promotion.

Barchar: (YOU CAN'T MAKE JOKES DURING YOUR CAMPAIGN YA FUCKS)

: ((Like in Mod rank?))

: For what

Barchar: (...But Laharl, you're already at the top level)

Ari: (( Anyone in need of a running mate? ))

: idfk whatever we call a promotion

: ((Ant

: I'll just have to become a god.

: ((Running mate

: ((Because I'm not getting my ass sued

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now LaWarp 2016 ~Quote me on that [Barchar].

: DD's connection timed out.

Ari: (( VP Ant

: Frisky Whiskington for Prezzy 2016 [] is now Frisky Antington for Office 2016 [].

: LaWarp 2016! [] is now LaWarp 2016! ~Quote me on that. [].

: Fellby [] is now Chime [Chime].

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]i vote for anarchy, everyone gets max mod rank[/s] /s))

: ((How will it work

: Ari [Ari] is now Frisky Antington for Office 2016 [Ari].

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: LaWarp 2016! ~Quote me on that. [] is now LaWarp 2016! ~Quote me on that. [Laharl].

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: Frisky Antington for Office 2016 [] is now Frisky Antington for Office 2016 [Frisky].

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Back[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Microsoft office?[/color]

Frisky: Now

Frisky: You fuckers

Ari: (( Mr. Asgore, tear down that barrier! ))

: MageVaati Smolapeño 2016 [] is now MageVaati Smolapeño 2016 [MV].

Frisky: You gotta watch out

Frisky: You better not cry

: Yazan [Yazan] is now Fuck the system 2016 [Yazan].

: Sean [] is now Fuck Politics [].

MV: ((is santa running?

: Frisky Antington for Office 2016 [Ari] is now Frisky Antington for Office 2016 [Ant].

Barchar: (Notice how Ant and Frisky talk about their campaign plans, in the main room.)

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]better watch out*[/color]

Frisky: ((What))

Frisky: ((No))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]wait[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]oh i'm mixing lyrics i think[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]wait no it is better[/color]

Ant: (( Frisky get we need a campaign room!

Frisky: ((I didn't do shit

Yazan: use the ooc room

: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] is now 99999 stacks of anarchy [anarchy].

Frisky: ((YOU PROCLAIMED THAT YOU AND LAHARL WOULD WORK TOGETHER IN MAIN TOO

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Wait[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]CE[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Should we run[/color]

Barchar: (Before the elections, you cuck)

Frisky: ((Alright))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]We should totally run CE[/color]

Barchar: ([s]You can't be your own VP tri[/s])

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]I've already consumed most of the world[/color]

anarchy: (([s]since we're the same person we don't count as running mates[/s]))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]With 3's[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Let's finish it off[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]With Murica[/color]

Yazan: wait if everyone is runnin.whose voting?

Slarv: ((Everyone

Slarv: ((Actually

Slarv: ((Everyone and ZS

: ((That's a conflict of interest))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]The people who aren't[/color]

: ((You need to not allow people to vote for them selves))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]and ZS[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]anyway CE pls[/color]

anarchy: ((alright))

: ((Slarv are we the Sloaf or are you abandoning me))

Slarv: ((Sloaf

: 99999 stacks of anarchy [anarchy] is now Campaigning with myself [].

Slarv: ((Chime moderates, I'll occasionally open the airwaves so ZS can get a question in

: Campaigning with myself [] is now Campaigning with myself [CE].

: Fuck Politics [] is now TryingEevee for President ~ "Truly it's a charm" [].

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]The 3rd One's the charm[/color]

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]now, CE[/color]

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]let's discuss this in PM's[/color]

Chime: ((okay um

Chime: (((what do i ask

Chime: ((i don't politics

Slarv: ((Shit about our policy on stuff

Chime: ((okay like

Slarv: The candidates stand on a stage

Chime: ((policies on memes?

Slarv: With their running mates

Slarv: ((Saving the bees

Slarv: ((Stuff like that

: LaWarp 2016 ~Quote me on that [Barchar] is now LaWarp 2016 ~Quote me on that [Flame_Warp].

: Slarv Bread 2016 [Slarv] disconnected.

Chime: ((ok

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Slarv: ((And after so many questions, open it up for closing remarks

Slarv: ((Nothing is against the rules

Laharl: Except the actual rules

Flame_Warp: Well yeah

Frisky: My campaign

Slarv: Let's go chime bby

Frisky: Is perfect

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Chime: ((Alright then.

Yazan: Ill be an anarchist

Frisky: ((Are the debates starting

: Frisky Antington for Office 2016 [Ant] is now Do you want Ant? Because that's how you get Ant. [Ant].

Chime: ((First of all, what is your policy on gays?

Slarv: We're ic

Slarv: This is on tv

Chime: ((oh

: Campaigning with myself [CE] is now TryingEevee for President ~ "Give eevee a try!" [CE].

: TryingEevee for President ~ "Truly it's a charm" [] is now TryingEevee for President ~ "Give eevee a try!" [].

Frisky: They stand there, straightening their purple polkadot bowtie.

Chime: There now my prefix is gone

Frisky: They're wearing a fancy, sleek black suit.

Laharl: He throws a hand over his VP's shoulder, gesturing at the crowd.

Frisky: Ant is next to them.

Laharl: "Voters, voters everywhere."

Slarv: She's in a prinny suit

: Socially-Inept Bread [] is now Socially-Inept Bread [Bread].

Ant: Ant stands tall and waves.

Flame_Warp: He's in regular formal wear, you freaking weirdos

: Fuck the system 2016 [Yazan] is now Yazan [Yazan].

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]He's there as well, decorated with triangles, sitting next to CE.[/color]

Frisky: I see.

Ant: (( do we walk on to wonderwall?

Frisky: Propaganda.

Chime: -What is this fancy goth bullshit she's wearing.-

Frisky: Good on you, Flame.

Chime: -this is too much what the hell-

Yazan: is in the audience

Slarv: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8DKHXUG4bs you walk onto this

Bread: The bread boi is here.

Chime: -it's almost like she's gonna say "HAPPY HUNGER GAMES"

Ant: They have on a sweater and seem to be dressed for the wrong type of weather

Laharl: He's wearing a harry potter cosplay.

Laharl: For some reason.

Frisky: They're actually formal.

Frisky: All the rest of you fucks don't look fit for prezzy.

Slarv: >Not a sailor's cap

Chime: -MV, are you present?-

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CE: *CE is next to tri, wearing an eevee sized suit, not currently crying but clearly looks likes he's been crying*

: Slarv Bread 2016 [Slarv] is now Slarv Bread 2016~ "Make great grave a make." [Slarv].

MV: They're in a classy suit, dark crimson with a black shirt, red tie, and black heeled boots that elevate them a good seven inches. Beneath the red pants, they're thigh high.

Frisky: They wave to the audience, a smug grin on their face.

Chime: -Alright.-

Smol: -is just wearing a sweater and jeans-

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He waves as well, looking relaxed and calm.[/color]

Bread: -He's just wearing normal attire, for a VP.-

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]actually[/color]

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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]he doesn't[/color]

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]because he does[/color]

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]because he's there[/color]

Ant: They put on a blue suit jacket over the sweater, take off the beanie and run their fingers through their hair poof a little

Laharl: He steps off stage

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]and because sean isn't[/color]

: ((hi

MV: They wave as well.

Chime: -She lifts her arm. A bunch of crows fly out of it.-

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Hi Meme[/color]

Chime: -Well, the sleeve-

Laharl: And comes back in a sailors cap, new mexico leather jacket, and a boston accent.

DD: [color=white][[/color][color=red][[/color] I feel like we're forgetting somebody major [color=red]][/color][color=white]][/color]

Laharl: "So uh."

Laharl: "What do we do about CHeeseburger Freedom Man?"

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Hi cheeseburger freedom man[/color]

: ((cheeseburger freedom man

Slarv: ((CFM is already president

: ((second term

Flame_Warp: ".....We replace him."

CE: *CE gives a wave, which is kinda difficult for an eevee*

Frisky: "He's president, you idiot."

MV: "Is he not our current leader?"

Chime: "Cheesburger Freedom Man will be leaving office."

DD: [color=white][[/color][color=red][[/color] Alright, it's time to remove these bars. [color=red]][/color][color=white]][/color]

: ((no he should run for second term

Ant: "We are the freedom now"

MV: ((this is his second term

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]This is his second term[/color]

Slarv: "God rest his soul."

Chime: "He had a specific policy on saving bees. Will you be continuing this policy?"

Flame_Warp: "The [i]previous[/i] president of CaMurica."

Laharl: "Of course!"

Frisky: "Why yes."

Frisky: "Bees are integral to our environment."

Laharl: "Why not? Bees are largely important to our society."

MV: Yes, and I have a plan to do so.

: DD [DD] is now DD For President [DamnDude].

Ant: "As we all know it's hip to fuck bees."

Frisky: "Without them, we would be triggering the environmentalists."

Chime: "Please elaborate, Mx. MageVaati."

Frisky: "And, ahem, the ones into them."

Frisky: "We will all fuck the bees to fertilize them."

Laharl: "When I am president, I vow to repopulate the bees in the most hip way possible:"

Laharl: "We will fuck the bees."

Frisky: "And make more bees."

Frisky: "Simple."

Frisky: "We repopulate."

Frisky: "The bees."

Slarv: "I propose a plan."

Frisky: They're making hand gestures left and right.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Sheesh."[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]fuck[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]god[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]ugh[/color]

Frisky: Keeping eye contact with the audience.

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Sheesh."[/color]

Chime: "I'm... not sure that's how biology works."

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"You guys are talking over each other so much."[/color]

Slarv: "We make long, cylindrical tubes with small holes for bees in the side of them."

MV: The main problem is pesticides that kill bees. Therefore, we should fund scientific research on pesticides that are safe for bees, because although it is hip to fuck them, they are diminishing in number.

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"So unorganized."[/color]

Laharl: "Clearly you haven't seen how small my dick is."

Slarv: "We fill each of the holes with honey."

Ant: "As my running mate said. The bees shall be repopulated and their sweet sweet nectar will be spread"

DamnDude: The man himself walks in, wearing his traditional informal set up. You've seen the photos, but it is time for his unelegant vouce to be heard he...

Frisky: "Pfft. Pesticides?"

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He turns to cheeseburger freedom man.[/color]

DamnDude: "...Wait, what the hell"

Frisky: "Yeah, no."

Chime: "Well, clearly, MageVaati has the most normal idea here."

Slarv: "The bees find themselves in the tube, on the outside

Frisky: "I'll ban pesticides."

Laharl: "Normal hasn't worked for ages!"

Frisky: "From the country."

Laharl: "Normal is what got our country in this state!"

Frisky: "Whoever uses them will be arrested."

Laharl: "When i'm president, I vow to allow unnormal solutions to any problem!"

Ant: "Pesticides? Get 'em outta here!"

MV: Oh no, you underestimate me.

Frisky: "We need changes."

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Laharl: "The ends always justify the means, as long as they're not illegal means!"

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"CE, what do you think?"[/color]

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"How organized are these candidates?"[/color]

MV: We also fund programs to genetically produce more bees.

MV: We clone the bees.

CE: in my oppinion? not at all organized.

Laharl: "Cloning technology hasn't worked for years!"

Chime: -She slams her fists on the desk. "CLONED BEES?"

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DamnDude: "You're kidding, right? Let the bees fuck 'em selves. Y'know what we really need?"

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Of course."[/color]

Frisky: "This bitch right here." They gesture to MV. "Is a normie shit."

MV: Cloned bees.

Slarv: "And once they congregate on the outside of tube, we can insert them wherever we like."

Slarv: "Clones?"

Frisky: "We don't need this cuck."

Chime: "THAT SOUNDS AWESOME"

Laharl: He leans forward. "Cloning was what created us all in the first place!"

Frisky: "In office."

Slarv: She looks directly at MV

Ant: "We vow to never be normies!"

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Everyone's just shouting ideas."[/color]

Slarv: "What are you, yaz?"

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Not bothering to wait."[/color]

Slarv: "Clones never work."

Frisky: "Cloning bees won't do jack shit!"

Laharl: "I HEREBY VOTE THAT [i]FRISKY IS A CUCK![/i]"

MV: Clones work, ask Dolly.

DamnDude: "WE NEED SOME GOD DAMN KNOWLEDGE IN THIS COUNTRY"

Flame_Warp: "Hey, hey, woah, Laharl, calm down."

Ant: "But what about order 66? How can we be sure these clones won't slaughter all the Jedi?"

Frisky: "Hm."

Yazan: me?

Frisky: They adjust their bowtie.

Laharl: He's seething, and resisting frothing at the mouth.

Frisky: "Funny statement, Laharl."

Bread: "..."

MV: These are not the clones you are looking for.

Bread: He just takes a deep breath

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"I'm not going to talk until people start calming down."[/color]

Frisky: "I'd rather you calm down."

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"I'm patient."[/color]

Yazan: Im a clone

Slarv: "There's only one way to save the bees."

Laharl: "..."

Laharl: "Wait."

Laharl: "EVERYONE."

Chime: "Hey, hey! Everyone!"

Laharl: "RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU'RE SECRETLY A CLONE."

Laharl: He raises his hand.

Slarv: She does

Smol: -raises hand-

Yazan: doez so

Frisky: They don't raise their hand

Flame_Warp: reluctant hand raise

Ant: *They raise their hand*

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]His hand is not raised.[/color]

DamnDude: "Isn't it obvious, we're focusing so much on bees that we don't realize we're among clines."

Frisky: "No, like."

Ant: "Frisky. I'm sorry."

Laharl: He slowly turns his head at MV.

Frisky: "I'm the actual Frisky."

Frisky: "I'm the real deal."

MV: -They do not raise their hand.-

CE: *CE doesn't raise his hand, er paw*

Laharl: "How do you know of cloning technology."

Frisky: "Do you all want fucking [I]clones[/I] in office?"

Frisky: "No? I thought so."

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"That's racist, Frisky."[/color]

DamnDude: "We need the knowledge to realize this fact!"

Slarv: "And what the hell is that supposed to mean?"

Chime: "What's wrong with being a clone?"

Frisky: "Nothing!"

Frisky: "It's just that."

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Clones are people too."[/color]

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Clone rights."[/color]

Laharl: "You want to fucking fight!?"

Flame_Warp: "Mr/Ms/Mx Whiskington, you must understand that for our country to progress, we must accept people of [i]all[/i] cultures."

Flame_Warp: "Including clones."

CE: *CE might not even be visible to anyone but tri*

MV: Because it's been successfully around since before I was born.

CE: can we please, take this one at a time?

Frisky: "Robots need to have rights."

MV: We do.

Frisky: "Sentient insects do as well."

: Do you want Ant? Because that's how you get Ant. [Ant] disconnected.

DamnDude: "I AM THE THIRD PARTY CANIDATE AND I WILL NOT BE IGNORED"

Frisky: "We need acceptance in the White House."

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Yazan: yeah dont clones have basic human rignts?

Gemini: A sniper dot is slowly focusing on Frisky.

: Do you want Ant? Because that's how you get Ant. [Ant] joined chat.

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"People, people, don't you see how unorganized and racist and impatient these people are?"[/color]

Frisky: "Clones do, in fact, have rights."

Flame_Warp: "WHISKINGTON, GET DOWN!"

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"I'm going to continue waiting."[/color]

Ant: "I believe my clone status and my Running Mate Frisky's non clone status give us a special perspective"

Frisky: "Bitch."

Laharl: He tackles Frisky down.

MV: -They pull Frisky out of the way as well.-

Chime: sighs to herself.

Frisky: They get tackled to the ground

Gemini: The shot misses and fires into the crowd.

Frisky: "God fucking damnit."

Bread: -He considers just getting off the stage.-

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"..."[/color]

Bread: "This."

Laharl: He stands up.

Laharl: "AS YOU CAN SEE!"

Ant: "no one tried to save me"

Frisky: "This country has gone to shit!"

Laharl: "THIS MAN ISN'T EVEN VIABLE TO DODGE A BULLET!"

CE: ...

Bread: "This is the worst thing I've ever seen."

Frisky: They get up.

Slarv: "Bread don't leave me again."

Frisky: "Also."

Ant: "No one even tried to save me"

Slarv: "I have a trump card."

Frisky: "I can take bullets."

Yazan: whats all of your views on clone rights. -ignores the gun shot

Frisky: They open up their shirt

Chime: shoots a cannon into the air. "NEXT QUESTION"

Flame_Warp: "A [i]trump[/i] card!?"

Frisky: Revealing a metal plate

Bread: "Well, what are you waiting for?"

Flame_Warp: "SLARVATH VOTES TRUMP!"

Frisky: And then buttons up the suit

Laharl: "[i]A TRUMP CARD?[/i]"

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]He turns to Chime.[/color]

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Mhm?"[/color]

Ant: "I cannot die. I always come back. That's a reliable VP"

Frisky: They look to Chime,

Frisky: ignoring the Trump card

Flame_Warp: "FICTIONAL VOTERS, DO YOU REALLY WANT TO VOTE FOR A PERSON THAT VOTES FOR TRUMP IN REAL LIFE!?"

Slarv: "I'm waiting."

Chime: "So, as you know, Marijuana is legal. However, do you support the legalization of other drugs?"

Flame_Warp: "THE ANSWER TO THAT IS PRESUMABLY NO"

Slarv: "Yes."

Slarv: "All."

Laharl: "Hell no!"

Frisky: "Yes."

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"In certain cases."[/color]

Frisky: "No."

Laharl: "SOme of that shit is fucking horrible!"

Frisky: "We need both."

Slarv: "All of them."

DamnDude: "No. None"

Frisky: "Some drugs are horrible."

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"See, this isn't a yes or no question."[/color]

Laharl: "We can't legalize that shit! Marijuana is as close as we get, and only for medical reasons!"

Frisky: "Some though, can help people!"

Ant: "I believe there is a balance"

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Some drugs are important in certain scenarios."[/color]

Frisky: "Some drugs can kill people."

Slarv: "Marijuana is pussy shit."

: "yee haw"

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"In those scenarios it should be legal."[/color]

Bread: "Nono, Slarv, don't say that."

Frisky: "We need a balance of both."

Slarv: "But it is."

Ant: "Drugs are murderers, racists, some I assume are good people."

Bread: "We can't legalize drugs that can potentially kill their users."

Gemini: A backpack gets thrown onto the stage.

CE: i agree with my running mate.

Slarv: "But those are the best kind."

Ant: "FRISKY RUN!"

Gemini: It's beeping

Bread: "Yes but the country."

Laharl: He ducks.

Ant: "I'LL TAKE THIS BOMB!"

Frisky: They run

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]He hides behind whatever is hidable behind.[/color]

MV: This all depends on the drug itself. Some drugs are lethal, some are far less harmful. Some must be legalized for the aid of others.

Ant: *They grab the bag and run out of the place*

Frisky: Dragging Ant

Chime: sweeps the backpack off the stage. "NO BOMBS DURING THE DEBATE"

Flame_Warp: he kicks it

Gemini: The bags just has a phone in it

Smol: -hides behind mv-

Laharl: "LOOK! ANT HAS STOLEN A MAN'S PHONE!"

Slarv: She stands there

Chime: ((i like how mv is like

: ((but the phone is a note 7

Frisky: They get back on stage

Ant: *Drops the bag because they're being dragged*

Bread: "I say we use more tax money on making legal, prescription drugs cheaper."

Frisky: "Goddamnit, Ant."

: Do you want Ant? Because that's how you get Ant. [Ant] is now Ant [Ant].

Flame_Warp: "Watch, as Smol hides behind MV! It's like she doesn't even know how bombs work!"

Chime: ((the only one giving serious, well thought-out answers

Gemini: And then is explodes.

Bread: "So those who need them are helped."

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]ey i started doing that[/color]

Ant: fucking dies in the explosion

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]but these fucks are impatient[/color]

Bread: "Also, the while bee situation..."

MV: I am made of metal.

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]and loud and obnoxious[/color]

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"..."[/color]

Laharl: He jumps back, avoiding some shrapnel.

Frisky: "Really."

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]He comes out of hiding.[/color]

Laharl: "VERY WELL! I WILL PULL OUT MY ACE IN THE HOLE!"

: my jontron shitpost got 400 upvotes and i feel really good

Slarv: "I'm a prinny already, it doesn't matter."

Ant: comes back in a few seconds later

Flame_Warp: he gets down off the stage

Frisky: "What we need?"

Chime: "... Did someone's VP just die?"

Ant: "I always come back!"

Bread: "We could just, you know... have more beekeepers, and have them create more jobs in the process."

Laharl: "I SUPPORT RELIGIOUS EQUALITY!" He steps up.

CE: *CE had ran off stage with tri, but returns with him*

Bread: -Explosions don't work on him fuk u.-

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"OKAY, OKAY."[/color]

Laharl: "INFACT, I WILL CALL IN A MAJOR RELIGIOUS FIGURE RIGHT NOW AND SHAKE HANDS WITH HIM!"

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"I'm patient and all but PLEASE, EVERYBODY."[/color]

Flame_Warp: (oh my god laharl)

CE: could we... postpone this? do to acts of terror?

: [url=http://images5.fanpop.com/image/answers/2760000/2760271_1338686401929.38res_250_300.jpg]Literally Satan[/url]: He pops in, and shakes hands with Laharl, before dissapearing.

Ant: (( maybe we should talk in turns

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Can this not be more organized?"[/color]

Frisky: They sigh.

DamnDude: "TO HELL WITH THIS, IF YOU ARE GOING TO IGNORE MY EXISTENCE, I WILL TAKE ALL OF THE CANIDATES FOWN WITH ME AND KICK THEIR ASS. ALL CANIDATES HAVE BEEN SECRETLY CONTACTING ONE ANOTHER TO RIG THE ELECTION."

Literally Jesus: He pops in and flips off Laharl

Frisky: Grabbing a brush and brushing their hair.

Bread: "...Slarv can I just go all of this has fell to shit."

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"That's simply untrue."[/color]

Flame_Warp: "What? DD that's fucking stupid."

Chime: gasps.

Bread: "Like."

Bread: "Like..."

MV: -They adjust their tie.-

Slarv: "It totally hasn't."

Smol: "What the hell is going on"

Frisky: "Listen."

Frisky: "Hey."

DamnDude: "I HAVE PROOF!"

Frisky: "Chime."

Bread: He rubs his temples.

Frisky: "Buddy."

Ant: gets a comb and immediately gets it stuck in their afro

Frisky: "Can we just answer questions?"

Slarv: ((Alright bread take over for me

Frisky: "Calmly?"

Flame_Warp: "He doesn't have proof. He's just trying to rustle up scandal where there is none."

Slarv: ((I gtg for 15 minutes

: Slarv Bread 2016~ "Make great grave a make." [Slarv] disconnected.

Frisky: "Without this?"

Bread: "Yes, for gods sakes, can we listen to Frisky on that?"

CE: ...

Ant: "I second Frisky's sentiment"

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Of course."[/color]

MV: I do suggest we speak in turns, as Tri had said.

Chime: "Yes."

Laharl: "..."

Yazan: heads out cuz work

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Bye Yaz[/color]

Laharl: He just grabs Flame, and throws him infront of the podium.

Yazan: brb 40

Ant: "Chime please direct us in order of our turns"

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Now, are we settled down?"[/color]

Laharl: "I gotta go punch a fuck, cover for me."

Frisky: "Let's let Tri Triangle go first."

Flame_Warp: "...Uh. Okay."

: Yazan [Yazan] disconnected.

Flame_Warp: "Sure."

CE: we have had an assassination attempt AND a bomb. is it really wise to continue with this?

Frisky: "He was the calmest."

Gemini: The dot focuses on CE.

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Surely it's because of how chaotic this---GET DOWN"[/color]

Flame_Warp: "GODDAMMIT"

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He tackles CE.[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]fuuuuuuuuuuuuck[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]he doesn't[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]fucking[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]do[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]that[/color]

Frisky: "Hey."

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]because he does[/color]

Frisky: "Potential voters?"

Ant: "If we can't debate during this chaos how can we run a country?"

CE: *CE is tackled down*

Chime: sighs and boots Gemini out of the building.

Gemini: But there's two of him

Frisky: "You see how this country has gone down the dump?"

Frisky: "This is why we need a president like me."

Ant: "And a VP like me"

Chime: -Then a horde of gremlins take out the other Gemini-

Frisky: "I can deal with this bullshit without whining like a baby."

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]He gets back up.[/color]

Gemini: Ruo

Gemini: Rip

Bread: He sighs.

: Gemini [Gemini] disconnected.

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Nobody's whining, Frisky."[/color]

Bread: "Are we starting now?"

Laharl: "Tri."

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Besides, it seems more like you're ignoring the problems rather than enduring them."[/color]

Ant: "Turns, please"

Frisky: "Go fuck yourself, Tri."

CE: *CE gets up*

DamnDude: He waves his hand around with a paper showing this: ' http://prntscr.com/d4vnwh '

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Anyway yes, turns please. I just felt like that had to be said."[/color]

Laharl: "I have proof that you are actually a clone, Tri."

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Okay?"[/color]

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"What might that be?"[/color]

Tri: I KNEW THIS SHORTCUT WOULD COME IN HANDY

Chime: posts the paper on the big screen for all to see.

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Dammit[/color]

Tri: The real Tri steps on the stage.

Frisky: "Tri is CE."

: Tri: Ok

Ant: "EVERYBODY SHUTUP WE HAVE AN ELECTION. WAIT YOUR TURNS!"

Chime: "DD, are you admitting to your own corruption?"

Tri: "Imposter!"

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"No, no, nooooope."[/color]

: Tri: The real real trip steps on stage

DamnDude: "YES."

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"First of all."[/color]

CE: *CE pints to the green text tri* i can say with 100 percent certainty that that is not tri.

Flame_Warp: "Damndude, that involves [i]you[/i], and proves nothing about anybody else. In fact, you displayed this exact conversation on that."

Frisky: A secret service agent shoots the yellow Tri.

: Tro: "2 IMPOSTER!"

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Does it matter who is or is not a clone?"[/color]

: rip in spaghetti, never forgetti

: F

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Again, clone rights. That is not important, now please settle down."[/color]

Tri: He runs up and tries to suplex Tri off the stage and take his podium.

Flame_Warp: "And as for our candidate being on there, It's clearly a photoshop. Laharl's typewriting is nothing like that!"

Chime: sighs. "Ay yi yi... this has gone to hell."

Laharl: "Yeah! I always uses 'lol'!"

: im too lazy to run for prezident

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]He tries to poke the other Tri.[/color]

Frisky: They kick the other Tri in the balls

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]with his pointy triangles that is[/color]

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]rather than his finger[/color]

Tri: He dies

MV: -They stay out of this.-

Laharl: "Tri has just commited murder!"

CE: ...

Frisky: "Now."

Bread: "Can you please ask questions, Chime? If they won't, I'll surely answer them."

Frisky: "Ask questions."

Laharl: "Can we please just open up the damn strawpoll?"

Frisky: "Please."

DamnDude: "BUT I HAVE MORE" As he constantly waves around another piece: 'http://prntscr.com/d4vou0 '

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Are you suggesting retaliation is not an option?"[/color]

Ant: just sits on the floor and waits for people to calm down

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"If a citizen is about to be shot at they can't fight back?"[/color]

Bread: "At the least get our points across, even if they vote for these people out of pure random choice."

Laharl: "I will summon death himself!"

Laharl: He snaps his fingers

Bread: "No one is on topic. It's a shame, really."

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Ugh."[/color]

Flame_Warp: "As will I!"

Bags: And a skeleton walks up "GET IN THE FUCKING VOTER BAG!"

Ant: strums wonderwall to try and calm everyone down

Chime: slams her head on the desk.

Bardyne: "...What is this."

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Can this just end?"[/color]

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Nobody is organized."[/color]

Flame_Warp: wait

Flame_Warp: wrong shortcut

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Nobody is trying to be organized."[/color]

Cass/Blonde: "What is this."

Smol: -stays behind mv-

Nobody: He steps up "Yes I am!"

Bread: "I would like to be organized!"

Cass/Blonde: "Is this freaking politics!? God[i]dammit[/i]!"

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"PEOPLE PEOPLE."[/color]

CE: this is chaos!

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"EVERYBODY SIT THE FUCK DOWN."[/color]

Ant: "If people could calm down perhaps we could get things done"

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"AND SHUT THE FUCK UP."[/color]

Ant: sits and shuts the fuck up

: can we like drop a nuke and kill everyone

: that might fix it

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]He does as well.[/color]

Laharl: "I CAN DESTROY YOU ALL IN A BLINK OF AN EYE."

Ant: (( For real tho this is almost RP hell) )

MV: -They sit, staying quiet.-

CE: someone hold laharl accountable to that.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]>almost[/color]

: >almost

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]wowie[/color]

Laharl: "But I won't."

: DD For President [DamnDude] is now Paul Atishon [Paul Atishon].

Laharl: "Because that's power abuse."

: wowie

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Okay."[/color]

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Chime."[/color]

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Proceed."[/color]

Frisky: "When I become president."

Chime: "... I forgot what I was gonna ask."

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"No, no."[/color]

Paul Atishon: enters.

Ant: (( We should take actual turns because I'm having trouble following this ))

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Everybody else don't speak."[/color]

Frisky: "I will turn Laharl into my slave on my plantation."

Laharl: "Instead of these silly politics."

Frisky: "White cis scum."

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Only Chime should speak."[/color]

Laharl: "I challenge Frisky to a charity MMA fight."

Laharl: "To the death."

Ant: "Frisky! We talked about this!"

Flame_Warp: "Seconded!"

Frisky: Inhale

Chime: "Um... what's your policy on -" She glares at everyone speaking out of turn.

Frisky: Exhale

Ant: "I thought we agreed that wasn't our policy!"

: Slarv Bread 2016~ "Make great grave a make." [Slarv] joined chat.

GIYGAS: *SUDDENLY, TRUE RP HELL OPENS* IF I AM TO BECOME PRESIDENT

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]He shushes everybody.[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]fuck[/color]

Bread: He patiently waits, adjusting his tie.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]why[/color]

Laharl: "OH SHIT GIYGAS!"

Bread: ((Can we not actually do something for once))

Laharl: He pulls out his concealed carry and tires to shoot it.

Frisky: "OH SHIT GIYGAS!"

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]of course[/color]

Chime: "WHAT IS YOUR POLICY ON ABOLISHING GIYGAS?"

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]this was fun for like 2 seconds[/color]

Ant: (( it's time to stop

Bread: "Fucks sakes..."

GIYGAS: I PROMISE NESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESS

Slarv: "Yes." She comes back to life

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]just stop[/color]

Slarv: ((We need to get to voting soon

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]please[/color]

Slarv: ((After closing remarks

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]it's not funny[/color]

Laharl: ((I thought the idea was to be as fucking horrible politions as possible

Flame_Warp: "MY POLICY IS YES."

MV: Who is to speak first?

Slarv: ((From each candidate

Frisky: "God.. fucking.."

Laharl: "YES!"

Laharl: "ABOLISH GIGYAS!"

Paul Atishon: "I PROMISE TO MAKE KHURRAIN GREAT AGAIN"

Frisky: "Yes.."

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Abolish Giygas and proceed."[/color]

Ant: (( We could have a debate if people made did actual turns but this is almost as bad as the real election ))

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"As well as abolish chaos and proceed."[/color]

Flame_Warp: "THE EMERGENCY GIYGAS SYSTEM HAS BEEN A BANE ON OUR COUNTRY FOR YEARS!"

Horse: "Vot me."

Frisky: "Just fucking kill me."

: [url=http://images5.fanpop.com/image/answers/2760000/2760271_1338686401929.38res_250_300.jpg]Literally Satan[/url]: He drops down.

Chime: "You know what... fuck it, just go to closing remarks." She fetches a bottle of jagermeister.

Ant: (( >made did. Fuck it

: [url=http://images5.fanpop.com/image/answers/2760000/2760271_1338686401929.38res_250_300.jpg]Literally Satan[/url]: And decapitates the horse.

Frisky: "Listen."

Frisky: "We support robots."

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Okay."[/color]

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Closing remarks."[/color]

Frisky: "We support insects."

Frisky: "We support MV."

Ant: just leaves their running mate at the podium and sits down in the audience

Paul Atishon: "No you don't"

Frisky: "We support a wall to keep the RP hellers out."

GIYGAS: *GIYGAS IS LEGAL SYSTEMED AWAY*

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"First of all, I promote memes. [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tvs8a_hOQo]Because we are number one.[/url]"[/color]

Frisky: "I promote dank memes."

Frisky: "Such as."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Second of all, clone's rights!"[/color]

Frisky: "Doge."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffd[/color]

Frisky: "Shrek."

Slarv: "My first point, and my only point."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]uck[/color]

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Second of all, clone's rights!"[/color]

Slarv: "You get a support token if I win."

Bread: "Okay, I'll just try to talk through this... Slarv and I are fighting for a safer and happier country. Of course, we'll help save bees, through increasing jobs in beekeeping, and we'll advocate for the legalization of recreation marijuana in more states."

Frisky: "The 'wow' guy."

Bread: "Or that. Okay."

Frisky: "If I win."

Slarv: "And what he said."

Bread: He just throws his papers into the air.

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"And lastly, I'm a patient, calm, organized president."[/color]

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Look at everyone screaming."[/color]

CE: *CE's name is now relevant! aka, he has begun crying*

Flame_Warp: "We here in LaWarp want but one thing: Better writing tactics. And you can quote me on that."

Ant: (( I think I'm actually getting a headache

Bread: "What, are we also gonna give everyone a level up?"

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Now look at me."[/color]

Frisky: "We here.."

Slarv: "Maybe."

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"Look to them, and then to me."[/color]

Frisky: "Want to.."

Slarv: "Elect me and find out."

Frisky: "Make CaU great again."

Bread: He starts to walk off stage.

Laharl: "I promise to uphold the laws of our current ruler, and keep the system as perfect as it is!"

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"They are not number one."[/color]

Laharl: "I support the bees, I support legalization of marijuana!"

Laharl: "AND I SUPPORT FREE CHEESEBURGERS."

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"I am. And I will make America number one again."[/color]

Laharl: "FOR EVERYONE."

Ant: "I'm gonna start my own election with blackjack and hookers. Fuck Frisky, fuck all y'all and fuck this country"

: Ofna [Jay] joined chat.

MV: ...In conclusion, I may not have been programmed to be perfect, but with the help of my running mate as well as datemate, we will help this CaUmmunity become safer, better, more prosperous for all. We will not claim to be perfect, but we will do our best.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]oh[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]good timing jya[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]jay[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]we're actually in rp hell rn[/color]

Ant: leaves to start their own country

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]so[/color]

Miyu: Somewhere she's watching TV, and being completely fucking confused.

Jay: //wut

Frisky: They attempt to shoot Laharl in the foot

Slarv: Slarv's head explodes

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]basically this shit is fucked[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]atm[/color]

Laharl: He bans Frisky inr esponse.

Jay: //how so

Slarv: Ending her speech

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]just[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]read[/color]

Laharl: ((Basically

Paul Atishon: "RECLAIM KHURAIN! BONZAI"

Frisky: "Ow."

Laharl: ((We're RPing elections of CaU

Laharl: ((And it all went to shit

Frisky: "That damn hammer."

: ((just nuke it

Frisky: They slump over

Paul Atishon: he scrames Bonzai for the rest of the night.

Bread: He sits by Chime.

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"That is all."[/color]

Laharl: "..."

Laharl: He just, kicks on a beatbox.

MV: -They stand, taking a bow, before sitting again.- Thank you for your time.

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]"I will make America [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tvs8a_hOQo]number one[/url] again."[/color]

Bread: "I don't think politics was a good career choice."

Laharl: "Fuck this shit i'm out."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He leaves.[/color]

Laharl: "Fuck this shit i'm out."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]he[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]ugh[/color]

Flame_Warp: "Yeah let's go."

Laharl: And moonwalks off the stage.

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]he leaves[/color]

Flame_Warp: he warps away

CE: *CE leaves with tri, still crying*

Jay: *Jay steps through the anydoor, wearing a much too big jacket and sheath*

Chime: "I was roped into this shit man."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]however[/color]

Cass/Blonde: "...So do I not even get to take any souls? Why did you people even-whatever."

Frisky: They leave

Cass/Blonde: and she's gone too

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]the cau election is not in the bar[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]luckily[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]So Sean enters as well.[/color]

Laharl: Okay everyone go back to the bar setting

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Hi."[/color]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] -He's just. Staring at his phone.-

Asriel: -A sleeping Asriel wakes up in the couch, from the noise of the door opening.-

Frisky: ((Will we have a Strawpoll

Cass/Blonde: she ALSO enters the bar! Tall blonde lady in a leather jacket and sunglasses

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He has paint sprayed across his clothes, and he looks tired.[/color]

Asriel: -He's your average looking Asriel. He's ten, and looks that way.-

Asriel: "Oh, uh... Howdy..."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] -He looks up. "Heeeey, Blondie."

: LaWarp 2016 ~Quote me on that [Flame_Warp] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].

Cass/Blonde: "Hey, fireman!"

Slarv: ((http://www.strawpoll.me/11608086

: TryingEevee for President ~ "Give eevee a try!" [] is now Sean [].

: Slarv Bread 2016~ "Make great grave a make." [Slarv] is now Fanta [Fanta].

: TryingEevee for President ~ "Give eevee a try!" [CE] is now CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC].

ON!Toriel: She looks up

Jay: *Anyone familiar with jay may notice she looks...different*

Barchar: "Hi, Jay."

Barchar: "And Blonde."

: MageVaati Smolapeño 2016 [MV] is now Schyroton [].

ON!Frisk: The door slides open behind Jay, from a different timeline.

Cass/Blonde: "Yo, ghost girl."

: MageVaati Smolapeño 2016 [Smol] is now Smolapeño [Smol].

Jay: *Jay waves, stepping up to the bar and standing on her tiptoes to look over it*

Jay: Uhh, hi...

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Of course everyone voted for themselves[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Kek[/color]

: Chime [Chime] is now Fellby [].

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"And me."[/color]

Asriel: "Hey... You're new, I think?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((i didn't, i thought that was illegal))

Jay: *Jays way shorter than before, and looks younger*

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He sits down on the couch, breathing heavily.[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Wait, really[/color]

: leans back and winks at Blonde.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Then someone legit voted for us[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Neat[/color]

Barchar: And us

CryingEevee OOC: ((i voted for the second most reasonable choice))

ON!Frisk: They...limp, in. Blood is running down their face, and their arm looks somewhat painfully snapped back, limp at their side, they're absolutely covered in cuts, purplish sickly bruises, and blood streaming from their forehead.

Cass/Blonde: she'd wink, but. Well. Sunglasses. Makes it hard.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]mfw slarv and bread are winning[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"...................."[/color]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Oh, jesus! What happened?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((poeple want that support token slarv promised))

Fanta: ((Polling ends at 7:20

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]oh yeah[/color]

Barchar: "HOLY FUCK"

Ant: (( Well that happened

Bread: ((Am I allowed to vote))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]yes[/color]

ON!Toriel: "Oh my god, what happened?"

Bread: ((And if so am I allowed to vote for myself))

Fanta: ((Yes

Fanta: ((Yes

ON!Frisk: "..." They cough a little, tremoring. "The...The rally...didn't go so well."

Cass/Blonde: "...Woooah. Am I gonna have to...? i'm probably gonna have to take her soon, huh. Shit. Wow."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]everyone is[/color]

Frisky: No votes for DD

Barchar: (Yes)

CryingEevee OOC: ((i voted, just not on myself))

Asriel: "Oh, uh. Morning Toriel."

ON!Toriel: She runs over to Frisk

Barchar: she runs over. "What the hell happened!?"

ON!Toriel: "What did they do to you?"

Asriel: -He gets up, going over too.-

Asriel: "Oh no..."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He just looks down at his phone.[/color]

: also runs over to Frisk, after getting the first-aid kit from behind the bar.

: hi-power [] joined chat.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Hi Bloo[/color]

: DD originally had all of the votes, but then was arrested for fraud, that he was the only one showing that he committed it.

Jay: *Jay just sits and watches, unsure*

Tesla: walks in

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He looks immediately a little bit happier. "Hi Tesla."[/color]

: hi-power [] is now Hi-Power for Vice President 1996 [].

Ant: walks into the bar

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He has splotches of paint on him and he's very tired.[/color]

Tesla: she smiles. "Hi."

ON!Frisk: They kneel forward, clutching their arm. "Some...anti-monster groups showed up, and everything got a little out of hand..."

ON!Frisk: "It's....It's fine, really."

Barchar: She scowls. "Goddammit."

Asriel: "A little?!"

Frisky: Sesla

: attempts to help Frisk.

Ant: actually doesn't walk into the bar because I gtg

: Ant [Ant] disconnected.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Bye Ant[/color]

: sesla

Asriel: "No, that's worse than what happened to me! Is everyone alright?"

ON!Frisk: They don't object to fird-aid.

ON!Toriel: She holds him, "S-someone get help."

Asriel: "There weren't any casualties, were there?"

ON!Frisk: "I uh...don't know, I was just trying to get away from it after one of them chucked a...rock at me, I think."

Jay: Should I fuck some dudes up for ya?

ON!Frisk: "N-No, that'll...make it worse." They cough up a little blood, slumping forward from the wounds.

ON!Toriel: She's holding them

Paul Atishon: [[ Nooooooooooooooooo: http://prntscr.com/d4vu9c ]]

ON!Toriel: "First aid, I need first aid!"

Asriel: "That wasn't all done by a rock."

Asriel: "What did they do?"

Jay: I've got healing magic, but I don't know if it'll work here...

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"What's up?"[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((hey tri, what's your favorite pokemon?))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]In terms of what[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Or just generally[/color]

Tesla: "The ceiling."

Fanta: ((https://images-2.discordapp.net/.eJwNxkEOhCAMAMC_8ADaiqj4G4IEjUoJrfGw2b_vzmk-5umXWc2u2mQF2A5J3Dcryj2WbAtzuXJsh9jEN0TVmPY7VxWg4Ebv3TSMHl0g9Aj_zhRoCW7wExHiAk89K7_VtlrM9wcFjyLN.Q2_Ch0KXrMXy6CDpkBjyhRjx-YA?width=309&height=300

ON!Toriel: "Try it, anything."

CryingEevee OOC: ((in general, whether it be how good they are in battle, their design, whatever))

ON!Frisk: "...Look, d-don't get angry at them all, it was just...like, group mentality, I t-think."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Okay, I'll be honest, and it's not because that's not funny any more because it's still a little bit funny, but I'm not in the mood."[/color]

ON!Frisk: "I fell off the stage, and they all just...ganged up...and ugh, i'm gonna be feeling this for a while..."

Jay: *Jay nods, running over to Frisk, putting her hand on their chest and attempting to heal them*

CryingEevee OOC: ((also slarv won))

CryingEevee OOC: ((so far at least))

ON!Frisk: The healing magic goes fine unless there's something that should prevent it.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]It ended at 7:20[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]So Slarv won[/color]

ON!Frisk: Although the broken arm doesn't look like it's gonna be healing well anytime soon.

Bread: ((Sloaf is real))

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Fanta: ((I won

Asriel: "Group mentality doesn't make it okay..."

Fanta: is cooking at a breakneck pace

CryingEevee OOC: ((i presume because you promised a support token))

Jay: Okay, I can probably help with your arm, but it'll hurt like a bitch.

: ((>cooking fast

Asriel: -He's very angry, at what happened.-

: Schyroton [] joined chat.

Asriel: -He wishes he could do something.-

ON!Frisk: "N-No...i'm...i'm fine with letting it heal on it's own, ugh..."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Look. With injuries like this ou should get your rest."

CryingEevee OOC: ((and tri, you didn't say what your favorite pokemon was))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]oh yee whoops[/color]

Jay: I need to at least set it, friend.

Fanta: ((Also

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]In general, probably azelf[/color]

Fanta: ((Since I won

Fanta: ((2

ON!Frisk: They lean back, putting a hand to their forehead to cover the blood,

ON!Frisk: And nod.

Jay: Leaving it like that in an attempt to let it heal will fuck it up permanently.

Fanta: ((The number 2

Jay: You can either take some pain now, or possibly have a useless arm.

Cass/Blonde: she's just walking around Frisk slowly, around everyone sle

Cass/Blonde: else*

ON!Frisk: "..." They nod, their arm slumped at their size.

Laharl: side*

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"So really, what's going on?"[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((what about the number 2?))

Jay: Can anyone find me something to brace it with?

Fanta: ((It's the number

: ((ivysaur?

CryingEevee OOC: ((the number of what?))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]MV[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]?[/color]

: heads behind the bar, then pulls out a stiff metal rod.

: ((if its me, yes?

Fanta: ((rip remembering

CryingEevee OOC: ((are you trying to say 2 support tokens?))

Fanta: ((No

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]That was meant to be 'MV?' but now it just sounds like I'm questioning MV[/color]

Fanta: ((The number you seek is 2

Asriel: -He frowns.-

: or number 2 as in poop

Jay: *Jay takes it, reaching into her jacket and pulling out some gauze*

Jay: Okay, this is gonna hurt like shit.

Bread: ((Are we actually gonna be promoted for this))

Frisky: ((The votes are being counted rn in Florida

ON!Frisk: They've got an eye closed, slumped forward and breathing heavy. They kinda had to run/limp to the anydoor.

: Paul Atishon [Paul Atishon] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].

CryingEevee OOC: ((TIL there is a msparp.com/2))

ON!Frisk: Some people are still banging on the other end, trying to get to them.

Jay: You might wanna sit down.

: Hi-Power for Vice President 1996's connection timed out.

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Guys, the original numbers from before/when we were starting the arc. [color=red]]][/color]

ON!Frisk: They fall forward, sitting.

Laharl: ((Yeah

Fanta: has an entire crown roast, a pork butt, basically half a cow, several racks of ribs, wings, entire chickens, every potato dish you can think of, and pizza

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Fanta: actually no pizza, it's a fancy meal

Jay: *Jay nods, straightening frisks arm and braces it before wrapping it in gauze*

ON!Toriel: She's staying near her, concerned

Jay: *She takes out another roll, wrapping it again*

: Schyroton [] joined chat.

ON!Frisk: They're wincing at all of this, biting back cries of pain.

Jay: You think this is bad, try having to do this yourself and still fight.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]now[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]we have to try msparp.com/1[/color]

: swood_ [] disconnected.

Jay: You should be good for now, but get to somewhere you can have it properly set as soon as you can.

Frisky: What about

Frisky: That puzzle thing we were in

Hywel: -Okay then.-

Frisky: Where we had to find the numbers

Asriel: "...I feel very upset at your timelines people."

Frisky: And we had a long string of it

Asriel: "I'm very sorry you had to go though that."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "... Maybe you should stick around here for now."

Jay: *Jay stands up, walking over to barchar*

ON!Toriel: "Listen, I'll go there and make sure it's ok to come back."

: swood_ [] joined chat.

Jay: //How tall is barchar, exactly?

Barchar: Uh...

: ((iirc she was about 5'1"

Barchar: what i was about to say

Barchar: She's pretty short

ON!Frisk: They nod quietly whimpering. "I'm...Can I stay here for a bit?"

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Yes."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]BRB[/color]

Jay: *Jays about a head shorter than her now. She used to be considerably taller*

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]whoops[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Brb[/color]

Jay: So, umm, can I get a drink?

Barchar: "What's up, ay?"

Barchar: Jay*

: ((would that make muffet the shortes out of the quartet

Asriel: "Toriel, what if you get hurt?"

Barchar: (I guess yeah)

Barchar: (Barely)

Asriel: "i wouldn't want you to get hurt."

ON!Toriel: "I'll be fine, my- er, dear."

: ((you do realize i have the heights memorized for a reason right

Asriel: "...How do you know...?"

: ((because fellby is surprisingly big, he's like, 6'9 on a normal day iirc

Barchar: (MV needs to find the smols and the tols)

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Back[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's hip to triangle))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]It's hip to be 3[/color]

Barchar: She looks at Frisk's waist.

ON!Frisk: They pant quietly on the floor, their blood on the wood, as they make sure to try to wipe it up with their jean ends.

Barchar: "Frisk. what part of 'human souls won't work' did you not understand."

ON!Toriel: "I'm strong, I can handle myself."

: ((i thought he was 7'1" but 6'9" is hilarious because of his profession

ON!Frisk: They've got a bag there. "..."

ON!Frisk: They shoot a pleading look.

: ((shit you're right mv

Jay: Can I just say how fucking annoying being aged back is?

Barchar: "Probably sucks, yeah."

Asriel: "Yes, but... "

ON!Toriel: She smiles softly at him and rubs his head

Jay: I'm so short now. I hate it.

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's hip to make https://msparp.com/triangle_land for no reason))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]mfw not made[/color]

: Frisky Antington for Office 2016's connection timed out.

Barchar: She looks back at Frisk. "Look. this isn't just not going to work. It's actively a bad idea."

ON!Frisk: "I've...please keep it quiet?"

ON!Frisk: They're whispering this.

Jay: *Jay sighs, sitting back at the bar*

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]brb[/color]

Asriel: -He stays quiet.-

Asriel: "Be careful."

ON!Frisk: They keep banging on the door. Yelling something about a monster-bitch

Barchar: "I mean, I won't blurt it to the heavens, but still."

ON!Frisk: The people on the other end of the anydoor, that is.

: puts himself between the door and Frisk.

Jay: Frisk, I'm about 5 seconds from kicking that door in and stabbing them.

ON!Frisk: "They'll...they'll leave eventually."

Barchar: "Don't stab them, Jay."

ON!Frisk: "I locked it...behind me."

Jay: Aww, you're no fun.

Jay: I wouldn't kill them, just teach them some manners.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Fun? You think sending a timeline into political turmoil is fun?"

Laharl: [color=red]You could've killed them if you tried. You can dodge.[/color] [color=purple]No, don't think that[/color]

Barchar: "Jay. Don't. Stab them."

ON!Frisk: "..."

Jay: I blame you if shit goes down.

Jay: Alright alright, fine...

ON!Toriel: "Don't do anything, I'll speak with them if they don't leave."

Asriel: -From hearing the anydoor, he basically just grabs at whatever Toriel is wearing, now really not wanting her to go out.-

: Hi-Power for Vice President 1996 [] joined chat.

: Hi-Power for Vice President 1996 [] disconnected.

Jay: Yes, because the anti-monster group will respond well to a monster.

Jay: Brilliant.

Barchar: "Yeah. Toriel, don't."

Barchar: "They'll leave eventually."

Barchar: "Hell." she goes over and opens the anydoor to the rekt astley dimension. "Now we can't even hear them."

ON!Frisk: Theres a few more shouts of 'don't come back' and 'monster-bitch' and such, before the thing is changed.

Asriel: "Should I get Frisk? He's a human, maybe they'll listen to hi- oh."

Bread: ((I don't think never gonna give you up is much better))

Jay: They really don't like monsters for some reason.

Barchar: there's no never gonna give you up

Barchar: because the rick astley dimension is dead

Barchar: "People are dicks."

Jay: They were a lot more accepting in my time....or whatever.

Fanta: she's put it all in to cook

Barchar: which is why it's the rekt astley dimensions

Hywel: "Pretty nice meal."

ON!Toriel: "Frisk, stay here, regardless."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Dunno about my timeline. I never saw the surface there."

Fanta: "Yep."

Hywel: "Now eat this."

ON!Frisk: They lean against a tableleg, breathing heavy. "Y-Yeah, I got it."

Fanta: "What?"

Hywel: -He gets her a portion. A fairly small portion.-

Hywel: -In comparison to the whole thing, anyways. It would be the equivalent of a three course meal in meat.-

Fanta: "This is tiny."

Jay: *Jay walks over to Frisk, helping them into a chair*

Hywel: "That's actually a huge amount of meat."

Hywel: "Now eat that, I'll put the rest into the fridge so we can eat it later."

Cass/Blonde: is still just staring at Frisk

Fanta: "This is like, a snack."

Hywel: -He gets himself some food, and starts eating.-

Hywel: "Nope, now start eating."

ON!Frisk: They're clutching their broken arm, making quiet whimper noises from various pains, but they get in the chair.

Cass/Blonde: her eyes are covered, but it looks rather...vulture-y. And feels it too.

ON!Sans: [yo tori]

Fanta: eats the entire thing ravenously in a few minutes

ON!Toriel: [Yes, Sans?]

Jay: Should I go back to m place and grab you some painkillers?

ON!Sans: [undyne's in jail from the rally, she did something drastic]

ON!Toriel: [What?]

ON!Sans: [i dunno, i wasn't there]

ON!Frisk: "If...that would uh...be appreciates."

Laharl: appreciated*

ON!Toriel: "Right, I need to.. I need to go."

ON!Toriel: [On my way.]

Jay: Might be best if you stayed, toriel.

Jay: I'd appreciate if you could watch them until I get back.

ON!Toriel: "I'm sorry, but I need to get back there."

ON!Toriel: She stands up

Hywel: He starts packaging the other stuff into containers and shit.-

Asriel: "Toriel..."

ON!Frisk: And they hunch over the table putting their head to it and whining.

ON!Toriel: "I'll be fine, dear."

ON!Toriel: She heads to the anydoor

Asriel: "Well, can I come then?"

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Would you like me to escort you, ma'am?"

Jay: If you get hurt, don't blame me.

Asriel: "I can defend myself."

ON!Toriel: "No."

Jay: *Jay walks over to the door, heading through quickly*

ON!Toriel: "New monsters would just.. worsen things even more."

Asriel: -He frowns.-

Asriel: "What of you get killed?"

Bread: If*

: nods.

ON!Toriel: "I won't get killed, Asriel."

ON!Frisk: "Toriel..."

Cass/Blonde: she looks at Toriel. She's conflicted.

Fanta: ((MV you ready?

ON!Frisk: "Just...let them go, p-please, i'd be worried too."

: ((ye

ON!Toriel: "..."

Fanta: ((Then get on dicksword

Asriel: "No it's a terrible idea, you can die..."

ON!Toriel: She sighs

Asriel: -He's conflicted in his thoughts.-

ON!Toriel: "Very well.. if you want to come along just.. stay hidden."

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Asriel: -He looks up.-

Asriel: "I can come?"

ON!Toriel: "It would be best to move in a group anyway, perhaps they just won't notice.."

ON!Frisk: They've all given up, walking back home.

Jay: *Jay runs back in, carrying various bottles*

Jay: Okay, you, whats your name?

Jay: *Jay looks at frisk*

ON!Frisk: "...F-Frisk?"

Asriel: -He gets up, and goes to Toriel. He seems a lot more happy that she's letting him come.-

Jay: Of course...

ON!Toriel: She looks to Fellby

Jay: Okay, give me a number for your pain, one through ten.

Jay: Ten is "holy shit I wanna die"

ON!Frisk: "Every movement feels like nails in my a-arm."

ON!Frisk: "S-So...s-seven."

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Jay: *Jay nods, handing her a single pill*

: Socially-Inept Bread [Bread] joined chat.

Jay: Take that. Its gonna make you feel pretty good.

Bread: ((Oh by the way my birthday is tommorow))

Bread: ((Happy birthday to me))

: ((oh, congrats

: ((happy birthday

Jay: //happy early birthday<

ON!Frisk: They take it, glancing up. "...W-What do you mean good?"

Bread: ((Are you congratulating me for now dying this year))

Bread: Not^

Bread: Not*

Jay: You'll see, just take it.

: ((yes

: ((you made it

Jay: Should kick in within a couple minutes.

Fanta: ((Happy birthday

Fanta: she raids the fridge the second he's gone

ON!Frisk: "..." They nod, putting their head down and wincing.

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, happy early birthday))

Hywel: -He never left, bitch.-

Hywel: "Nuh-uh. No more food."

: looks to Toriel.

Fanta: "I thought you left."

ON!Toriel: "Are you coming as well?"

Hywel: "Nope."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "If you want me to."

Jay: Should I come?

CryingEevee OOC: ((A POKEMON JUST USED SELF DESTRUCT/EXPLOSION, almost kill prinharl))

Jay: I promise not to hurt anyone....too much.

CryingEevee OOC: ((*killed))

Fanta: "Ok."

ON!Toriel: "Don't hurt anyone at all."

Jay: Well, I should stay here then.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "I'm only there to protect you."

Jay: I hate people who act like that towards monsters.

ON!Toriel: "Thank you."

ON!Frisk: They're waiting for it to kick in and wondering if they'll see pink elephants.

Asriel: "I will too."

CryingEevee OOC: ((and now prinharl is evolving!))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Back[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Oh shit[/color]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *Wally wakes up on the couch, stirring a bit.*

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]And happy early birthday Bread[/color]

Bread: ((Thank you."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]No problem[/color]

ON!Toriel: She opens the anydoor, the crowd seems to have left

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He's still on the couch splatted with paint reading his phone.[/color]

Jay: *The pills should be starting to kick in, making everything a bit fuzzy and muted*

: holds out his hand to Toriel.

: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.

Asriel: -He follows.-

ON!Frisk: "...I can smell colors."

Jay: *But the pain seems to be gone*

Yazan: happy birthday bread

Jay: Means its working, hows the arm?

ON!Toriel: She takes it, already holding Asriel close with the other arm

ON!Frisk: Like an idiot, that start to wave it around "Feels fine."

ON!Frisk: It makes a cracking noise.

Jay: Don't do that, frisk.

ON!Frisk: "Oh."

Jay: *Jay runs over, sitting her down*

ON!Frisk: "Thaaaats gonna suck in a bit."

ON!Frisk: They get sat down.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Alright. Let's go."

CryingEevee OOC: ((did i mention i have a chinchou named vorb?))

ON!Toriel: And now they're in the timeline, it looks like an ordinary city, some signs are scattered around with various Anti-Monster slogans on them, some police cars can be seen around an area around the corner

Jay: //Sorry, I keep defaulting to her for some reason

Barchar: (Yes)

ON!Frisk: Not like it matters, when I use 'they' it generally devolves to 'use whatever the fuck'

Barchar: (And also It might be because I defaulted to her earlier Jay and it stuck)

: shudders a little.

Yazan: howd the election go?

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Bad[/color]

ON!Frisk: Use Her if you're comfortable with it.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Slarv won tho[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Because support token[/color]

Barchar: Yeah it was, uh

Jay: How old are you, frisk?

Barchar: not great

Asriel: "..."

Yazan: not surprised. It makes since

Yazan: sense

ON!Frisk: "Heh, like...13, yep."

ON!Frisk: High af

CryingEevee OOC: ((prinharl almost got exploded to death AGAIN))

Jay: *Jays sitting on the table next to her, curious*

Laharl: ((I'm too awesome for that

Jay: And how did this happen?

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Sounds like something that would happen to Laharl[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, i understand))

ON!Toriel: She moves slowly to the police cars, being quiet

CryingEevee OOC: ((prinnies are too used to exploding to die from it))

ON!Frisk: "I was...at a rally, y'know, speaking for all the monsters."

Laharl: (Prinnies actually have a fire resistance preference

Laharl: ((So that's canon

ON!Frisk: "And someone...I dunno, they chucked a rock at me, y'know?"

Asriel: -He follows.-

ON!Frisk: "Good arm, they got me just a little bit above the eye." They gesture to the quickly-forming bruise and scar.

ON!Frisk: "And I uh...fell off the stage, and they all just started stomping on me and stuff..."

ON!Frisk: "And then...I think it was Undyne, yeah...I heard a spear get thrown, y'know, and they made everyone scatter, and I just...grabbed something and booked it."

ON!Toriel: She spots a taped off section with.. a lot of blood, a spear, and a dead body

ON!Frisk: They're chuckling a little between sentences, spaced out.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Oh... oh no."

Asriel: -He sighs.-

ON!Toriel: "..."

ON!Toriel: [i]"..."[/i]

Jay: Maybe you should rest a bit...

ON!Frisk: "Nah...I'm...i'm fine, yeah."

ON!Sans: He's behind the group now.

Jay: You got the shit kicked out of you, and that pill should be making you tired.

ON!Sans: "Jeez, looks like a real fish frenzy."

Asriel: -He turns to Sans.-

: kind of glares at Sans.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *He yawns quietly, and sits up, rubbing his eyes.*

ON!Sans: "...Sorry there, just tryna lighten up the mood."

Jay: *Jay waves to wally*

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Hi."[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((pokemon of the route...))

ON!Frisk: There's a fucked up to hell and back Frisk at a table, their eyes are wide open, glancing around, a spaced out look in them.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Somebody is fucking dead."

CryingEevee OOC: ((mudkip))

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *He waves meekly to Jay.*

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]kip[/color]

ON!Toriel: "What.. what happened?"

ON!Sans: He shrugs. "Police stations just a bit ahead, saw them dragging the captain there."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]wait no[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((should i be generic and name it liek?))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]keiyip[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]yes[/color]

ON!Sans: "I just got here, I think Undyne got a little disgruntled that everyone was stompin' all over the kid."

ON!Sans: "And we all know Undyne has a bit of a shark-tantrum."

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CryingEevee OOC: ((alright, it's name is liek))

ON!Sans: "Welp, i'm off, nice talkin to ya'."

Laharl: And he's gone when you blink.

ON!Toriel: "..."

: ((ah shit i missed Lahari

: ((rip

ON!Toriel: She rubs her head

Asriel: "Well that's not good..."

Laharl: ((Nah, Laharl was at an election

: keeps his dislike of sanses to himself.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]lahari[/color]

: Yazan's connection timed out.

ON!Frisk: "...Heh..." They laugh a little, from the drugs.

Asriel: "Well... What now?"

ON!Toriel: "Come on let's.. let's head back home.."

ON!Toriel: "I'll tell Alphys the news."

: nods.

Asriel: "Okay..."

: Ofna's connection timed out.

CryingEevee OOC: ((ohey safari zone))

ON!Toriel: Blah blah blah they're walking to the ghetto where the monsters live, Toriel gets nasty looks, and the occasional 'monster-bitch' from passerby

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know if it has multiple zones in this game, but if it does do those count as different zones for catching pokemon?))

Laharl: ((That's the usual rule

Asriel: -He sighs.-

: Ofna [Jay] joined chat.

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, i HAVE to have a pokeblock case for some reason))

: ((hey smokers druaga1 here

: draws a little bit closer to Toriel.

Laharl: CLIPBOARDS

CryingEevee OOC: ((⊲⊳))

Fanta: Apophis HP: 10000/10000 SP: 500/500 ATK: 140 S ATK: 120 DEF: 100 S DEF: 100 SPD: 35 INF: 0/10000 20 ATK x 6 20 S ATK x 8 20 ATK x 4 everyone 20 Funky everyone 20 Nasty Burn + S ATK x 4 Apophis, Smash, CBFM, Schyro

Fanta: ...

CryingEevee OOC: ((oooh, vorb is evolving))

: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tvs8a_hOQo

Fanta: . . .

: ((http://i.imgur.com/zRzAdEB.jpg

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]rip[/color]

Laharl: The night blew in the short grass on the moor; there was no other motion. It had been years since a single bird had flown by in the great blind shell of sky. Long ago a few small stones had simulated life when they crumbled and fell into dust. Now only the night moved in the souls of the two men bent by their lonely fire in the wilderness; darkness pumped quietly in their veins and ticked silently in their temples and their wrists. Firelight fled up and down their wild faces and welled in their eyes in orange tatters. They listened to each other's faint, cool breathing and the lizard blink of their eyelids. At last, one man poked the fire with his sword. "Don't, idiot; you'll give us away!" "No matter," said the second man. "The dragon can smell us miles off, anyway. God's breath, it's cold. I wish I was back at the castle." "It's death, not sleep, we're after...." "Why? Why? The dragon never sets foot in the town!" "Quiet, fool! He eats men travelling alone from our town to the next!" "Let them be eaten and let us get home!" "Wait now; listen!" The two men froze. They waited a long time, but there was only the shake of their horses' nervous skin like black velvet tambourines jingling the silver stirrup buckles, softly, softly. "Ah." The second man sighed. "What a land of nightmares. Everything happens here. Someone blows out the sun; it's night. And then, and then, oh. God, listen! This dragon, they say his eyes are fire. His breath a white gas; you can see him bum across the dark lands. He runs with sulphur and thunder and kindles the grass. Sheep panic and die insane. Women deliver forth monsters. The dragon's fury is such that tower walls shake back to dust. His victims, at sunrise, are strewn hither and thither on the hills. How many knights, I ask, have gone for this monster and failed, even as we shall fail?" "Enough of that!" "More than enough! Out here in this desolation I cannot tell what year this is!" "Nine hundred years since the Nativity." "No, no," whispered the second man, eyes shut. "On this moor is no Time, is only Forever. I feel if I ran back on the road the town would be gone, the people yet unborn, things changed, the castles unquarried from the rocks, the timbers still uncut from the forests; don't ask how I know, the moor knows, and tells me. And here we sit alone in the land of the fire dragon. God save us!" "Be you afraid, then gird on your armour!" "What use? The dragon runs from nowhere; we cannot guess its home. It vanishes in fog, we know not where it goes. Aye, on with our armour, we'll die well-dressed." Half into his silver corselet, the second man stopped again and turned his head. Across the dim country, full of night and nothingness from the heart of the moor itself, the wind sprang full of dust from clocks that used dust for telling time. There were black suns burning in the heart of this new wind and a million burnt leaves shaken from some autumn tree beyond the horizon. This wind melted landscapes, lengthened bones like white wax, made the blood roil and thicken to a muddy deposit in the brain. The wind was a thousand souls dying and all time confused and in transit. It was a fog inside of a mist inside of a darkness, and this place was no man's place and there was no year or hour at all, but only these men in a faceless emptiness of sudden frost, storm, and white thunder which moved behind the great falling pane of green glass that was the lightning. A squall of rain drenched the turf, all faded away until there was unbreathing hush and the two men waiting alone with their warmth in a cool season. "There," whispered the first man. "Oh, there..." Miles off, rushing with a great chant and a roar - the dragon. In silence, the men buckled on their armour and mounted their horses. The midnight wilderness was split by a monstrous gushing as the dragon roared nearer, nearer; its Hashing yellow glare spurted above a hill and then, fold on fold of dark body, distantly seen, therefore indistinct, flowed over that hill and plunged vanishing into a valley. "Quick!" They spurred their horses forward to a small hollow. "This is where it passes!" They seized their lances with mailed fists, and blinded their horses by flipping the visors down over their eyes. "Lord!' "Yes, let us use His name." On the instant, the dragon rounded a hill. Its monstrous amber eye fed on them, fired their armour in red glints and glitters. With a terrible wailing cry and a grinding rush it flung itself forward. "Mercy, God!' The lance struck under the unlidded yellow eye, buckled, tossed the man through the air. The dragon hit, spilled him over, down, ground him under. Passing, the black brunt of its shoulder smashed the remaining horse and rider a hundred feet against the side of a boulder, wailing, wailing, the dragon shrieking, the fire all about, around, under it, a pink, yellow, orange sun-fire with great soft plumes of blinding smoke.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]ripriprip[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]oh[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]okay[/color]

: ((slightly nsfw

ON!Toriel: She's getting towards the house

: ((oh wait laharl posted a wall i should post mine again http://i.imgur.com/zRzAdEB.jpg

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]>see reddit comment talking about how they don't like hearing scissors and penis in the same sentence[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]>'Metatron_Fallen'[/color]

: ((oh my lordy

Barchar: (how fucking often does that happen anyway)

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]i don't know[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]also what is blue waffle because i don't want to look it up[/color]

Barchar: (No clue, same reason)

: ((you're better off not knowing

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]alrighty[/color]

ON!Frisk: They sort of lean to the side, grabbing onto Jay with their good arm.

Asriel: "..."

: makes sure nobody's waiting to ambush them.

ON!Toriel: Well, someone does look like he's about to try some shit, but backs off when he sees the others

ON!Toriel: Asriel gets spit on

Asriel: -He wipes it away.-

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Does anyone have like, water powers or something?"[/color]

Nobody: He's not waiting to ambush you

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Or maybe there's a washer around here?"[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, now that i have the pokeblock case, time to safari zone!))

ON!Toriel: She arrives at a shitty trailer park

CryingEevee OOC: ((time to totally not be able to catch anything!))

ON!Toriel: "Here we are."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "... This is a terrible place."

CryingEevee OOC: ((a tentacruel))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"What?"[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((and i caught it))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]wait, is fellby in the bar[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]wait no[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]he's not[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]fuck[/color]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] -No, he's with toriel-

ON!Toriel: "This is our home, the government gave it to us."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Sean is maybe alone[/color]

ON!Toriel: "It's very.. cozy."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Oh."[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"I'm hearing things."[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"But nobody's here."[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((what should i name tentacruel))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"I think."[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]hexanice[/color]

Asriel: "It's a terrible place to live. Unfair to you guys."

Laharl: Laharlot

CryingEevee OOC: ((but laharl, you already had two pokes name after you))

ON!Frisk: "Y'knooow, your sweater's really soft." They say, playing with Jay's sweater sleeve

Laharl: Make a laharl team

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "You deserve better."

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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"I'm...talking to myself."[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((is a nuzlocke traditionally considered complete when the elite 4 is beaten?))

ON!Frisk: Jay and them are in the bar.,

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]OH[/color]

Laharl: ((Not usually

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]oh*[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]whoops[/color]

: name one yee haw

Laharl: ((Champion and then all the legendaries

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]yee haw[/color]

Jay: Thanks...

Jay: *Jay chuckles a bit*

CryingEevee OOC: ((i see. and i don't know where they all are so i'll need a guide!))

ON!Toriel: "Don't be so quick to judge, it's a very nice place. She opens the door to Alphys' trailer, it's shit. It's really fuckin shit."

ON!Alphys: She's inside, her shortcut is onal

Asriel: "Hello."

: bites his lip.

Jay: Are you flirting with me, frisk?

CryingEevee OOC: ((let's see, safari zone area 2 poke))

CryingEevee OOC: ((beedrill))

ON!Frisk: "Eh, I...I flirt with everyone, everyone wants to feel wanted, y'knooow?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((and it ran))

ON!Frisk: It's also the drugs.

CryingEevee OOC: ((RIP getting a pokemon in this zone))

CryingEevee OOC: ((but, no i'm in a different zone))

CryingEevee OOC: ((shelgon))

CryingEevee OOC: ((AND IT FLED))

Jay: How are the drugs?

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]rip[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][jake i need something to do there's someone on drugs and somebody's taking care of them and i don't think there's anyone else.][/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][i'm so bored i'm hearing things and talking to myself.][/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((and i don't think there's another zone i can go to))

ON!Frisk: "...I don't hurt anymore, soooo."

ON!Alphys: She's on the couch, "W-what happened? W-where's Undyne..."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]There's no response.[/color]

ON!Alphys: Did I say couch I meant wood chair

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Ugh."[/color]

Asriel: "Do you want the quick answer?"

: steps back. He feels as though it's not his place to say anything.

ON!Alphys: The one wood chair for the 6 monsters living there

ON!Alphys: She nods at the small goatboy and then kind of just, "W-wait.."

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ON!Alphys: "A-aren't you.."

CryingEevee OOC: ((rip getting more pokemon from the safari zone))

Asriel: "Asriel. I'm not your Asriel."

ON!Alphys: "..."

ON!Toriel: "He's not from this universe."

ON!Alphys: "O-oh, ok." Being Alphys she gets that instantly

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Asriel: "Undyne killed someone and was arrested."

Jay: Glad to hear it.

Jay: You are pretty cute, actually.

ON!Alphys: "..."

ON!Toriel: "That was rather.. blunt, my child."

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Asriel: "She said she wanted the quick answer..."

: thinks to himself, 'Jeez. Kid's hardcore.'

ON!Alphys: "W-wha..."

ON!Frisk: Yes, bleeding from the head and covered in sickly purplish green bruises.

ON!Frisk: "N-Nah, i'm not that cute, especially this beat up."

: Jake: [color=#ffaa00]Finally he responds. [Wash your clothes][/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][but there's no washer around here.][/color]

ON!Alphys: "WHAT?!"

: Jake: [color=#ffaa00][Come back and wash your clothes then][/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][but i'm tired.][/color]

Jay: *Jay shrugs, placing her hand on frisks back and healing her*

: Jake: [Show some goddamn respect!]

Jay: *Her bruises should be better, if not completely gone, as well as her head wound*

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: Jake: [color=#ffaa00][Take a bath with your clothes, it'll wake you up and wash your clothes][/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][but i might fall asleep and drown and also i don't know if there's a bath around here because there's like, 100 rooms.][/color]

ON!Frisk: Those are some bad fucking bruises, they're gonna be there for a while.

ON!Frisk: So they only dissipate a little.

ON!Toriel: "Do you need some time alone?"

: Jake: [color=#ffaa00][Coming over and washing your clothes will wake you up][/color]

ON!Alphys: "What the h-hell happened?! Why did she.."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][but i can't stand because i'm tired.][/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((i should make a secret base, i used to love those))

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "There was a riot."

: Jake: [color=#ffaa00][I have stuff to do, if you're not going to do what I suggest then good luck][/color]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Frisk is hurt."

Asriel: "I don't know, but it wasn't good."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][ugh, okay. bye, good luck doing whatever you're doing.][/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((man, i have a lot of close calls but not too many deaths))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]You say 'man' and it makes me feel like you're disappointed there's not more death[/color]

Jay: You feeling okay?

ON!Frisk: Nevertheless, they keep playing with Jay's sweater. "Mm, I dunno."

ON!Alphys: "O-oh no..."

ON!Frisk: "Everything feels a little fuzzy...and it's all kinda...muted."

CryingEevee OOC: ((pokemon of the route... cascoon... no))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]rip[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((pokemon of THIS route, poliwhirl))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]somewhat rip[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((not too bad. any name suggestions?))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]spiral?[/color]

Jay: I still think you're cute.

: Yazan's connection timed out.

ON!Alphys: She kind of.. sinks back

ON!Toriel: ".."

CryingEevee OOC: ((SLIPPY))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]oh yes[/color]

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

: ((slippy toad

: wonders if he should just go.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Aaaaaaaaallllllllrighty[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Siiva is JUST[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]MAYBE[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]ACTUALLY dead now[/color]

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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]His last upload was yesterday and it was a minute and a half of silence[/color]

ON!Frisk: "Aww, thanks." They say, still fiddling with the sweater sleeve.

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: gtg to bed,gn

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Gn meme[/color]

: vote cheeseburger freedom man

: ((FUUUUCK

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]?[/color]

: bees

: ((TRUMP IS IN THE LEAD

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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Yee[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Fuck Texas[/color]

: LaWarp 2016! ~Quote me on that. [Laharl] is now High Priest Laharl [Laharl].

Jay: Why are you messing with my sweater?

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Brb[/color]

Yazan: (calm down plenty more to go

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]:

: walllable's connection timed out.

Asriel: "Are you alright?"

: ((also i swear they chose the least flattering pictures for the google election thingy

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Yazan: well this is an unflattering election

: ((everything about politics is unflattering

ON!Toriel: "I'll.. come back later, alright?"

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Back[/color]

: walllable's connection timed out.

: [url=http://imgur.com/4ZRkxdn]Commodity[/url]:

ON!Frisk: "I dunno it's...soft, and fluffy."

Yazan: its funny 3 of my.co workers are canaf

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][autumn, i'm tired and jake told me to do things that involved me moving, but i'm too tired to do those things.][/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][what can i do that doesn't involve moving a lot?][/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf][Sleep.][/color]

Yazan: canadian and they are greatly considered

ON!Alphys: She just whimpers

CryingEevee OOC: ((pokemon of the area: victreebell))

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf][But actually don't, because we'll need you soon, and you know why.][/color]

Asriel: " "Bye..."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]>bell[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]>ll[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((whatever, i caught it))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][okay then seriously.][/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((this will be yee haw because why not))

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf][Nothing.][/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][what?][/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf][Do nothing.][/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][but that's boring.][/color]

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf][So?][/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][i want to be not bored.][/color]

: glances at Toriel. "Ready to head back?"

ON!Toriel: She nods, walking with him

Asriel: -He follows.-

: Autumn: [color=#bfbfbf][Okay, well all I can think of is things that would make you move, and I know you don't want to move so I'm not even going to suggest them. I'm just gonna say I don't know.][/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][okaayyyyyy.][/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc][bye.][/color]

: heads back to the bar.

CryingEevee OOC: ((murkrow))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Hi."[/color]

ON!Toriel: As does she

CryingEevee OOC: ((got it))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]noice[/color]

ON!Toriel: She's very silent

Jay: *Jay sighs, hugging frisk*

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm gonna name it fedora))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]m'urkrow[/color]

ON!Frisk: They suddenly snap up.

ON!Frisk: "I forgot I gotta go." And break the hug.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Hi also."[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, hmmm fedora or m'urkrow))

ON!Frisk: And limp out the anydoor before everyon gets back.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Bye also."[/color]

Asriel: "..."

CryingEevee OOC: ((eh, it'll be fedora))

ON!Toriel: She just kinda hugs him

Asriel: -He hugs back.-

Jay: Uhh, ok...

Jay: *Jay hesitates before following them*

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Bye...also."[/color]

ON!Frisk: You just start following them through the woods.

ON!Toriel: "Asgore didn't see you."

Jay: Frisk?

ON!Frisk: They're heading off to a mountain in the distance, limping slowly.

ON!Frisk: "...?"

Jay: Are you alright?

ON!Frisk: "Yeah, i'm...fine, I gotta do something."

: Yazan's connection timed out.

Asriel: "Do you want me to see him?"

Asriel: "I would be okay with it."

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CryingEevee OOC: ((welp i complete mount pyre so i think this is a long enough session))

ON!Toriel: "He'd never let you go.. he took it so hard."

: Yazan's connection timed out.

Asriel: "That's okay, is okay with that, I miss dad..."

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Barchar: (i just almost poked myself in the eye with a drumstick)

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm acutally gonna go for now))

CryingEevee OOC: ((also, ouch, flam))

ON!Toriel: "Well.. if you want to see him I can take you to him."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Bye CE[/color]

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CryingEevee OOC: ((bai everyone))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Owch Flame[/color]

Barchar: (Didn't hurt but it's uncomfortable as hel)

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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]And do you mean the ice cream or an actual drumstick[/color]

Asriel: "Sure."

ON!Frisk: They keep limping to the mounain.

Barchar: an actual drumstick

Jay: Can I come?

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Ah[/color]

Jay: *Jays still following her*

ON!Toriel: She nods

Barchar: I wish I had an ice cream drumstick

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Now I do too[/color]

: ((tonight on cau: flame gives himself an eyepatch

ON!Frisk: "...If you want."

: Yazan's connection timed out.

: Ofna's connection timed out.

Asriel: -He follows Toriel.-

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Barchar: No, it's fine now

Barchar: but it sucked for a bit

Barchar: I ALMOST poked myself in the eye

Barchar: not actually

ON!Toriel: She didn't move, just petting him, sitting in her lap

Jay: I'll come if thats alright.

ON!Frisk: They continue limping, nodding.

Barchar: but you know when it's just close enough that your eye feels swollenand hard to open even though it isn't at all

ON!Frisk: "It's...gonna be a few days."

Jay: A few DAYS?

Jay: What are you doing?

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]I don't know actually[/color]

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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]...I really don't get hurt often[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Or sick[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]But I knew that[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]I never acknowledged that I don't get hurt often tho[/color]

Barchar: Neither do I but that's because I try my damndest to avoid pain

ON!Frisk: "Going somewhere."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]I just kinda live[/color]

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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Never thinking about pain and sickness[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]And it never comes[/color]

Jay: May I ask where?

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Jay: You should really be resting, you're in no condition to travel.

ON!Frisk: "I'll...be fine, i'm just heading to...see a friend."

Asriel: "Are we going o ashore?"

Bread: To asgore*

Fanta: she's waiting for Hywel to turn his back on her for a seconf

ON!Toriel: "Later, it's getting late and I'll be heading back for the night."

Jay: Sorry, but I can't let you travel in your condition.

Jay: Come back to the bar and rest, please.

ON!Frisk: "Please...it's...important."

Hywel: -Never.-

Asriel: "...Okay."

Jay: You have one functional arm, frisk.

Jay: You're not gonna last out here.

Asriel: "Can I stay with you? Just for he night."

Asriel: "I'm sure Frisk won't mind."

ON!Toriel: She sighs

ON!Toriel: "It's dangerous.."

ON!Frisk: They shoot their best pleading look.

Jay: Don't give me that look, frisk.

Jay: Now, please come back willingly before I carry you back.

ON!Frisk: "It's...really important, i've...gotta do it."

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Jay: Its not worth risking your life for, I assure you.

Jay: *Jay sighs, grabbing frisk and starting to carry her back*

ON!Frisk: They start trying to wriggle out.

Jay: Quit struggling, you're gonna get hurt.

Asriel: "I don't have to..."

ON!Frisk: "I gotta do it, please!"

Jay: I'm assuming the pill is messing with your head, frisk.

Jay: Please calm down.

ON!Toriel: "I'd love to have you, Asriel. But.. you saw what happens there."

ON!Toriel: Heading back this late, we could get hurt, especially after today.

ON!Frisk: They keep flailing, theres something in the satchel at their waist, banging against Jay's back.

Jay: *Jay starts walking back towards the anydoor, humming under her breath*

Jay: Whats in the satchel?

Asriel: "I can defend myself, and you."

ON!Frisk: "Nothing! Please, I-I've gotta do this..."

Frisky: ((Trump is winning so far

Asriel: "If anything happens."

Jay: Frisk, don't lie to me.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Yes[/color]

Barchar: (Oh boi)

ON!Toriel: "But.. people would wonder why there was another boss monster."

Jay: *Jay opens the satchel, looking inside*

ON!Toriel: "If you want to go, you can, but we'll have to hide you."

Bread: ((Trump is winning Florida, but it's close as all hell))

ON!Frisk: There's a jar, with a human soul in it.

Frisky: ((Trump has 140 electoral votes

Jay: Whats this for?

Frisky: ((Hillary has 104

Barchar: (How)

Frisky: ((If Trump wins Florida then he has the advantage

Frisky: ((If Trump loses Florida?

Frisky: ((He's losin'

Bread: ((He'll probably lose))

Barchar: (He fuckin better)

ON!Frisk: "I was...gonna take it back to Flowey...try to get A-Asriel, y'know..."

Frisky: ((Trump has 49℅

Jay: Yeah, the pills messing with your head.

Bread: ((I'm not sharing my political views here))

Frisky: ((Hillary has 48℅

Fanta: ((Alright hold up

Bread: ((Also yes))

Fanta: ((There's a pokemon

Fanta: ((Called Mudsdale

Bread: ((It's very fucking close in Florida))

Fanta: ((Clidesdale but

Fanta: ((Mudsdale

Fanta: ((What the fucking fuck

Frisky: ((Oh

Barchar: (What?)

Frisky: ((Hillary actually has 47℅

Barchar: (It's Clydesdale with 'mud')

Fanta: ((They put it in the new trailer

Jay: *Jay opens the anydoor, stepping back into the bar*

Fanta: ((I wonder what type it is

Jay: Heyoooo.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]'Dale' doesn't sound like something that would ever be in a pokemon's name[/color]

Barchar: (We've known about it for like a month dude)

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Hi."[/color]

Bread: ((No, it's 48 according to google, anyways))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Also yeah[/color]

Bread: ((Maybe google is wrong))

Barchar: (It's on the website)

Bread: ((Bastards))

Fanta: ((I didn't read it

Fanta: ((But holy fuck

ON!Frisk: They're trying to get out of Jay's grip.

Fanta: ((That's so dumb

Barchar: (It was in a trailer)

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Ground and normal I think?[/color]

Frisky: ((Hillary won New Mexico

Jay: Frisk, relax please.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He just looks at the ceiling, but he's too tired to keep his head up, so he looks down instead.[/color]

Frisky: http://az616578.vo.msecnd.net/files/2016/07/23/6360489455192162291563850737_Trump.jpg

ON!Frisk: Their arm makes another Crick-crack noise.

Bread: ((Trump got Ohio))

ON!Frisk: And they stop.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"..."[/color]

Jay: *Jay sits frisk in a chair, looking at her*

ON!Toriel: "..I should take Frisk back."

Asriel: "Alright..."

Jay: Are you going to relax, or do I need to do something drastic?

ON!Frisk: They're still wriggling.

ON!Frisk: But not using their arm.

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: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Hi B[/color]

Frisky: ((We're getting nuked either way

B: ((guess what's being made great again

Frisky: ((Aka America is fucked

Jay: *Jay sighs, hugging frisk and giving her a quick kiss*

Frisky: Jay x ON!Frisk

B: ((political satire

ON!Toriel: "I'll be back for you later."

ON!Frisk: Wut

Asriel: "Okay... stay safe."

Bread: ((The problem is that Trump will bomb someone and Hillary wants a no fly zone in Russia))

B: ((frankly I just hope if Trump wins he doesn't die))

Bread: ((Aka))

ON!Toriel: She heads over to Jay

B: ((Pence is the worst))

Bread: ((WW3 no matter what))

ON!Frisk: "..." Well that fucking stopped them

ON!Frisk: Their face is basically o_o

Frisky: ((IF RUSSIA OR AMERICA SENT A NUKE TO EACH OTHER

Frisky: ((THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE

B: ((It would be an exchange gift and they would be friends?

Frisky: ((WOULD BE A RADIOACTIVE WASTELAND

B: ((oh

Frisky: ((Europe would be fucked

Bread: ((So WW3 Zombies))

Frisky: ((Completely destroyed

B: ((nobody is nuking anybody

Bread: ((Basically the new CoD))

Frisky: ((America is also fucked, Russia is also fucked

ON!Toriel: "I'll take them home now, if you don't mind."

Jay: *Jay chuckles, clearing her throat*

ON!Frisk: o_o

Jay: I think it may be safer if she stayed here, toriel.

B: ((and if they do nuke each other we'll be dead and you can't say "I told you so"))

Frisky: ((Australia, the bottom half of South America and Africa, would be completely fine

Jay: Odds are people are gonna be looking for her.

Frisky: ((Except for a bit of climate shit

B: ((Someone doesn't understand nuclear fallout

ON!Frisk: o_o

Bread: ((Putin likes trump))

Bread: ((Iirc))

B: ((There's one way out though))

Frisky: ((Yeah

Frisky: ((I think

B: ((getting hit by a car

B: ((not hoping for it but not complaining))

ON!Frisk: That's all they are right now.

Barchar: (B: "I'd live")

ON!Frisk: o_o

Barchar: (B: "Well, technically I wouldn't, but")

Jay: Jeez, frisk, you ok?

B: ((I'd live in in your hearts

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]but we'd be dead too[/color]

B: ((until the nukes explode your hearts

Bread: ((Basically, we either start WW3 through straight up attack, or start WW3 through defense))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]you'd live in our rotting hearts[/color]

Frisky: ((WE'D ALL BE DEAD

ON!Toriel: "He'll be safer at home."

ON!Toriel: She offers to carry her

Bread: ((What if one of us has a fallout shelter))

Frisky: ((MV WOULD HAVE THE LEAST CHANCE OF LIVING 'CAUSE THEY'RE IN NEW YORK

Jay: *Jay hugs frisk, looking at toriel*

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Is texas safe[/color]

B: ((Fucking hell Trump just picked up Ohio))

Laharl: ((i'm in Louisiana

Barchar: (I'm farily certain we're not going to have a WW3 no matter what happens)

Frisky: Ohio potatoes

B: ((ditto

Laharl: ((What are me and B's odds of getting buttfucked by a nuke

Barchar: (But we will have a shitty situation no matter who wins)

Bread: ((Flame))

Frisky: ((WW3 would only last a day

Bread: ((But how do you know))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Yeah I think people are overreacting[/color]

B: ((Little to none

: ((if things go to shit i'm just going to walk into the cold north

B: ((We aren't going to all explode

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Yes[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Everybody[/color]

Bread: ((WW3: the threequel))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Move to fucking Canada[/color]

B: ((And if we do we deserve it anyway))

Barchar: (Because world leaders aren't idiots)

Barchar: (And a world war 3 is going to hurt everybody)

B: ((Canada? During nuclear winter?))

ON!Toriel: "I'm waiting."

Frisky: DOUBLE WINTER

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]But nobody wants to bomb Canada[/color]

B: ((Not that I think WW3 will happen, but Bread your logic is flawed))

ON!Frisk: o_o

Frisky: If Russia sent nukes though

Frisky: Europe

Jay: Like I said, it might be better if she stayed here.

: ((it would become cold just like the dead feeling inside

Frisky: It would be

Frisky: Fucked

Frisky: Eternally

B: ((SOMEONE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND NUCLEAR FALLOUT))

Frisky: And externally

Bread: ((My logic isn't meant to be sound))

Jay: I've encountered this situation, Toriel.

B: ((YOUR LACK OF PHYSICS UNDERSTANDING IS TRIGGERING ME))

B: ((REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Who[/color]

Frisky: Nukes would be sent in Europe too

B: ((You and Bread

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]o[/color]

Bread: ((Don't worry, it's ironic))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]okay, then go all the way across the world[/color]

Bread: ((That makes everything okay, right?))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]go to africa[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]go to [i]ech[/i]uador[/color]

B: ((ironically australia would become the safest place on earth))

Fanta: ((we just killed miyu

Bread: ((Oh))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]what[/color]

Bread: ((Rip))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]well ok[/color]

Bread: ((You know that good ending))

Bread: ((I don't think we're gonna get it))

B: ((please

ON!Toriel: "And I think it's best I take xim home."

B: ((we left the good ending behind months ago))

Bread: ((Fair point))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]bye obama[/color]

B: ((years ago

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]we loved you[/color]

ON!Toriel: She kind of just.. grabs him

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]is dank still relevant[/color]

Bread: ((Gary Johnson with that 2% in Florida))

ON!Frisk: o_o

B: ((like we left the good ending behind in 1945))

Jay: *Jay shoots Toriel a glance, sighing*

B: ((NOT BECAUSE HITLER

B: ((because nukes

Jay: Hey, frisk, we'll talk tomorrow I guess.

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]Litleo sometimes makes me think of hitler[/color]

Asriel: "Bye."

ON!Frisk: "...I kinda..."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"Bye."[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"I."[/color]

ON!Toriel: "I'll be back tomorrow."

B: ((my sister accidentally said "hitlery Clinton" today))

Jay: Kinda what, frisk?

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]"I need to sleep."[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]He stumbles out.[/color]

ON!Toriel: She's already walking to the anydoor

B: ((Freudian shit I guess

Jay: Toriel, she's talking, chill.

ON!Frisk: "[sub]I don't want to go back there[/sub]" They whisper.

B: ((*slit

B: ((*ship

Jay: *Jay gives toriel a "told you so" look*

Jay: You heard them.

ON!Toriel: "..."

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]now if that wasn't on purpose[/color]

ON!Toriel: She knows best, she exits

B: ((*drip

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]i would have laughed[/color]

B: ((*penis

B: ((gosh darn

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Jay: God damn she's stubborn.

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B: ((sombra is pretty cool though so there's that))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]sombra will save us from politics[/color]

Bread: ((Yeah))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]obviously[/color]

Jay: I've gotta head home anyways...

Bread: ((Sombra is going to fuck the meta))

Bread: ((So hard))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]alright[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]time to go[/color]

Jay: *Jay waves, stepping through the anydoor*

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]bye[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]don't die[/color]

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]i'm really tired[/color]

Jay: // later nerds

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]i think[/color]

B: ((mfw trump outlaws Sombra

Bread: ((You know those heroes that make shields. Fuck em))

: Sean: [color=#7d90cc]<3[/color]

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: ((lel i just found this picture https://68.media.tumblr.com/a4e9c8fb3e924dea7c998c2bc2752e96/tumblr_og8ukf3Ksi1s2r56ko8_1280.jpg

B: ((looks like it's slowly falling back to Clinton))

B: ((here's my spin on it

B: ((we're fucked either way

B: ((might as well have a candidate we can laugh at

Asriel: "..."

Fanta: enters the bar

Frisky: ((Watch as Trump wins

Fanta: "I'm starving."

B: ((Chances are he will

Frisky: ((And he takes the keys to the white house from Obama

Asriel: "Oh."

B: ((oh

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Hi starving, I'm fellby."

Asriel: "Okay."

Frisky: (("Get fucked bitch"

B: (("lol more like yomama"

Frisky: ((Trump does have a slight more chance of winning than I thought though

Fanta: "I need food immediately."

Frisky: ((I dislike both of them

Fanta: sits at the bar

B: ((on one hand

B: ((Mike Pence deserves death

B: ((on the other hand

Frisky: ((I'm just on the wild ride of America

Fanta: orders a burger stuffed with a chicken stuffed with rubs stuffed with sashimi

B: ((political satire will reach a new high))

Frisky: ((Trump memes

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "That's, um."

Hywel: -He runs in.-

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "I'm not sure those tastes go together."

Hywel: "NO."

ON!Frisk: Is probably having a panic attack as they go past the site where they got literally curbstomped.

Frisky: http://f.tqn.com/y/politicalhumor/1/S/9/d/6/trump-last-president.jpg

B: ((ok so dubya Bush was attending a business meeting and they discussed the french economy))

B: ((Bush got pissed about how France doesn't support small businesses and said))

Frisky: http://www.rantpolitical.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/trump-gatorade.png

Fanta: she's got her mouth on it

B: ((I shit you not

Fanta: on the burger

Fanta: it's in her mouth

Fanta: she looks at hywel

: clears his throat.

Hywel: -He tackles her.-

B: (("french people have no idea what the word entrepreneur even means"))

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Eat the burger, Fanta -NO"

Fanta: she bites

Frisky: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5f/17/1d/5f171d1f7ff1db77e528741aef212787.jpg

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "YES"

Fanta: her snout is very snoutlike and she easily takes out 60% of the burger in one bite

Hywel: -That's not physically possible.-

B: ((shut u mouth

Hywel: "Fellby, she has an eating disorder, she doesn't eat for two weeks, and then eats an entire table of food!"

Hywel: "She can't do this anymore, and she's not stopping!"

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "... Oh. Okay, yeah, that's weird."

Fanta: "I'm hungry dammit."

Hywel: "Too bad."

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Fanta: she has the beautiful burger next to her mouth, tackled

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Hywel: -He pulls her up.-

B: ((Je vais t'enculer à la cul, putain bâtard.))

Fanta: ((Hey clinton's winning now

Hywel: "Lets go home."

Fanta: she grabs the burger and quickly stuffs it in her face

B: ((French swearing is even better than regular swearing))

Fanta: "I was gonna hang out here anyway."

B: ((*leans into mic*

B: ((Wrong.

Hywel: "Fine. No food."

Fanta: "Fiiiiiiiine."

Fanta: "I don't see why I can't have food."

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Hywel: "Because you shouldn't."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *Wally starts to wake up on the couch, stirring a bit.*

Fanta: "But it won't hurt anything."

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B: ((hey bread you want to play some 3v3 Overwatch?

Hywel: "Yes it will."

Bread: ((Sure))

Fanta: "What will it hurt?"

B: ((Cool cool, I'm AnotherB#1495))

B: ((iirc

Bread: ((K, I'll add in a sex))

Bread: ((Sex

Bread: Sec

Laharl: I'd play OW

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Laharl: But I don't think I can run it

Laharl: On a 32 bit

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B: ((idk

Bread: ((You probably can't))

Bread: ((What's your GPU and CPU)

B: ((Maybe they'll do another open weekend

Bread: ((And how many gigs of diddidated wam))

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Bread: ((I sent the invite))

B: ((Didn't get it

B: ((What's your username?

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Bread: ((Dreemurr#11793

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B: ((Done diddly did it

Laharl: http://prntscr.com/d4x493

Laharl: Theres my specs

Bread: ((Well I added you))

B: ((Integrated graphics card?

Laharl: ((Idk it's been forever

Laharl: ((I've had this PC for a decade

B: ((Oh

Bread: ((It's not gonna run))

: (( https://www.piriform.com/speccy/download/standard use this, gives more detailed results

Bread: ((I'm sorry))

B: ((Yeah you're fukt

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Bread: ((Blizzard))

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Bread: ((Fix))

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Laharl: Alright

B: ((kbye

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Bread: ((You fuck B))

Bread: ((Stole aombra))

Frisky: Trump won Florida

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Hey, want to go invade Canada now [color=red]]][/color]

Bread: ((Gg))

Frisky: Sure

Frisky: My parents helped with that

Frisky: They're Trump supporters

Frisky: GG we're fucked

Bread: ((We were fucked either way))

Fanta: ((Ok so

Fanta: ((Radio stole ccops

: ((why am i not surprised

Laharl: Okay so

Frisky: He's shitting on C-Cop

Frisky: 'dont you fucking dare entropy'

Frisky: Combustible limons

Frisky: Good going Radio

: (( http://i.imgur.com/Znn1B5G.png

Frisky: Hey guys

Frisky: Give me facts I can fucking sue Radio with

Fanta: ((Clipboards

Fanta: ((﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽﷽

: ((what the fuck slarv

: ((https://68.media.tumblr.com/a4e9c8fb3e924dea7c998c2bc2752e96/tumblr_og8ukf3Ksi1s2r56ko8_1280.jpg

DamnDude: https://i.redd.it/l3gdg40j1hwx.gif

Bread: ((Slarv))

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Fanta: ((Oh

Fanta: ((ok

Barchar: (Slarv)

Barchar: (No)

Barchar: (http://chimeranyx.tumblr.com/post/152860906603/kendeaton-prettycakemachine-my-foodie-and)

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Fanta: ((That's the longest possible discord message

: ((http://68.media.tumblr.com/e500aeaed804e866231e470e273367ee/tumblr_inline_oe7fieTJQf1qipan4_1280.jpg

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: (( https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG

: ((sorry i was gone, was busy panicking

: ((same yo

Barchar: (Ohey a new person is following me for some weird rea-aaand porn blog)

: ((i had to cry for two reasons today already!!

: ((1. theres a possibility that my life is on the line and 2. feeling inadequate again

Frisky: Wally

Frisky: Can you give me

Frisky: A few reasons

Frisky: On why Radio is an ass

Bread: ((Why is the first one?))

Bread: ((Unless you don't wanna talk about it))

Barchar: (Wait, what?)

: ((because im lgbt and the possibility of a trump pence presidency is real

Bread: ((Uhh))

: ((and things would get so much worse

Frisky: ((You're life

Frisky: ((your*

Frisky: ((Isn't gonna be threatened

Frisky: ((Trust me

: ((im in panic mode

Bread: ((yeah, Trump is just leaving it to the states))

Bread: ((He has no saybin stuff like that))

Bread: In*

Bread: ((You'll be fine))

: ((i hope

Bread: ((You will, like, Trump literally can't do anything about it))

Bread: ((It's not in the constitution))

: ((good news!

: ((michigan's right on the middle line

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Barchar: (Im fairly certain that even if Trump does [i]want[/i] to do that)

Barchar: (He won't be allowed to)

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Bread: ((Exactly))

: ((but this is kind of how i feel in general: https://68.media.tumblr.com/e889473ba5124e9359bbfa961ae77a1b/tumblr_ogctd369IB1rtgnkmo1_400.gif

Frisky: ((Trump can't do shit

Barchar: (Like, there's literally no way that everybody put in place to make sure the president doesn't do stupid shit)

Frisky: ((It would be violating the constitution

Frisky: ((Also, checks and balances

Barchar: (KIs gonna let him do something as utterly stupid as killing LGBT people)

Barchar: (We have people in power other than the president for a reason)

: ((not him, but his supporters will feel that theyre validated

: ((in their bigotry

: ((YO

: ((CLINTON JUST GOT A STATE

Bread: ((Well thats under the assumption that all trump supporters are bigots))

Barchar: (Yay, we might be screwed for a different reason!)

Barchar: (wooooooooo....)

Frisky: Washington.

Laharl: ((I'm simply going with trump because I don't like Clinton

Laharl: ((I'm not immediately a bigot

Frisky: Also, my parents are Trump supporters

Frisky: They're nice people

Barchar: (I don't like Clinton either)

Frisky: They just don't fucking like Hillary

: ((no, i mean the vocal extremists

Barchar: (But if I could vote I sure as [i]hell[/i] wouldn't be giving Trump the vote)

Barchar: (I'd say I'd probably pick a third party but I'd probably be kidding myself)

: ((the ones who support his disgusting statements

Frisky: ((How the hell would they do anything

Barchar: (Anyway, MV, if people are mad enough to want to do that, and even then to go through with it, it doesn't matter who gets to president)

: ((i wouldn't have voted for trump simply because he has pence as vp

Bread: ((Yeah, it would probably be worse if he lost, in that case))

: ((im just

Laharl: Why can't we just give Obama a third term

: ((panicking

: ((because the constitution forbids it

Barchar: (Well...try to chill, I guess. This is an awful, shitty situation, but we'll figure it out)

Barchar: (Somehow)

Bread: ((Forbids what?))

Frisky: ((A third term

Bread: ((Oh))

Frisky: ((George Washington being an exception of course

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Bread: ((Didn't see that message))

B: ((it's all ogre now

Frisky: Oh shit

Frisky: Trump has 232

: ((OH GOD

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B: ((NYT gives him a >95% chance

Barchar: (232 < 270)

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B: ((these next four years are going to have some fucking awesome punk music))

Frisky: MV

Frisky: If Trump wins

Frisky: Don't worry

Frisky: About it

Frisky: Even if the country goes to shit

Frisky: Or well

: ((its too late for me to not worry im in panic mode

Frisky: It already has

B: ((nothing will change

B: ((watch this

Frisky: Remember that

Frisky: Trump's supporters can't do shit

B: ((in the long run this is a good thing, sometimes you have to hit rock bottom

Frisky: If they killed anyone in the LGBT community it would be on the news, iirc there's none

B: ((yada yada this too shall pass yada yada

Barchar: (If he wins, in 4 years when somebody else is running, people are gonna fuckin know better)

Bread: ((well that's also assuming he does a terrible job. Who knows. I don't think he will, but who knows))

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B: ((I'm going to rip the bandaid off now. He's going to win.

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Bread: ((I don't think he will do a good job*

Frisky: Who knows

B: ((No point in denial.

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Frisky: Trump could be a good president for all we know

Frisky: They could both be horrible

Bread: ((And get an 8 year run, and maybe America will be great again))

B: ((All we have left to do is just go with the flow and hope for the best.

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Bread: ((America was never great though))

B: ((no country war ever great

B: ((*was

Bread: ((It's more "Make America semi-decent again."))

B: ((truth is people are shitty

: ((you know he can't do like

Barchar: (But tomorrow)

Barchar: (We're all gonna wake up)

Barchar: (Eat breakfast)

Barchar: (And take a shit)

Frisky: If Trump gets Pennsylvania and Michigan

B: ((and find out we fucked up our calculus tests

Frisky: He would have two electoral votes away

B: ((well that one is just me

Bread: ((He's not getting Pennsylvania))

Frisky: True

Bread: ((More than likely, anyways))

B: (( http://www.nytimes.com/elections/forecast/president ))

B: (( these next four years are going to be fun in the worst way

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B: ((They will be the best of times because they will be the worst of times. If it truly all goes to shit, hey-))

B: ((we'll get new friends

B: ((and good music

B: ((and meaningful protests

Ant: (( So much protest music ))

B: ((and finally change

Bread: ((Overwatch 2))

Ant: (( Fox News already refered to him as "president trump" ))

Barchar: (Let's hope that next year, we get some less batshit candidates)

B: ((I just hope he doesn't die and we don't get Pence

Bread: ((Next election*

Barchar: (Yes, Ant, but it's Fox fucking news)

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Barchar: (Eh. NExt year, really.)

Barchar: (Election season never really ends)

B: ((That's all I'm afraid of. Pence is a living shit.))

Ant: (( I was watching it out of morbid curiosity. Also it was the local fox news which I thought wasn't as bad. I thought wrong. ))

Ant: (( It wasn't Cruz I guess. ))

Ant: (( I'd take Jeb back at this point ))

: ((see, trump getting presidency means that pence will be put in a position of power as well. im just. panicking and afraid and sfghsgrhgfn

Bread: ((You'll be fine MV))

B: ((homie

Bread: ((It's literally not in their hands at all))

Bread: ((It's all your local state government))

B: ((it's not even that bad in southern states like Louisiana

Frisky: ((MV

Frisky: ((It's fine

Ant: (( Arizona is surprisingly not for either candidate yet ))

Frisky: ((Try to calm down

B: ((VP basically doesn't do shit anyway

: ((i know itll probably be fine but i cant calm down

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B: ((drink some tea

B: ((meditate

B: ((fuck off to bed

: ((i dont have or like tea

: ((mv, can we make a deal?

Barchar: (PUt on some chill tunes and nap or something)

: ((if he wins

B: ((whatever floats your boat

: ((we keep going out of spite

Ant: (( I'm afraid. It's like the fear is blocking everything I learned in political science class so I actually don't remember how much power the president has

: ((alright.

Barchar: (Or just sleep I guess because it's 10:48 PM for me)

Frisky: ((God))

B: ((throw on some debussy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LXl4y6D-QI ))

Barchar: (What do you mean 'we keep going')

Frisky: ((This is nervewracking

: ((keep moving forward

Barchar: (Ah)

: ((it's 11:48 pm ive been awake for almost 19 hours i should sleep but i cannot

Frisky: Thanks, Obama.

Ant: (( The thing that pisses me off is that Clinton is leading the popular vote

Barchar: (I've been awake for like 13)

B: ((welcome to america

Bread: ((Oh yeah surprised this hasn't come up))

Bread: ((FUCK the voting system))

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: ((HMM, JUST LIKE 2000

B: ((technically you can be pres with like 22% of the popular vote

Bread: ((FUCK the electoral college))

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]The country where you technically only need 22% of the vote [color=red]]][/color]

B: ((devil's advocate

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B: ((electoral college cuts down on voter fraud

: ((IM BARELY OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER THIS BUT JEEZ

Bread: ((Yeah, but it also could be better))

Barchar: (I wasn't alive in 2000)

Bread: ((Maybe by not having a winner takes all system))

B: ((btw

B: ((PA is leaning Trump now

Frisky: Zebratem just fucking died

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Barchar: (Still wish I could get into ZS but apparently only mods can invite you)

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Barchar: (And so that's, like, literally just Ofna I can talk to)

Ant: (( I'm just picturing Trump trying to deal with other countries but I can't. I do not want him representing the US ))

Bread: ((I would love to get into the discord but from what I know the main chat died and I can't get into new RPs easily))

Frisky: What

Barchar: (Zs isn't the same discord server)

Frisky: Main chat didn't die

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Yes, let's have a system that makes rebalances votes in a terrible way. Doesn't matter anyways, this country's fool of dumbasses that has made me realize why genocide is viable option some times. [color=red]]][/color]

Bread: ((Oh okay then))

Bread: ((Then it's just be being socially inept))

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Ant: (( I want the nightmare to stop now ))

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B: ((MV, I'm going to have to go a bit tough love here. The only thing that anyone should be afraid of is the unknown. We know what's going to happen now. It's inevitable. We are going to have a Donald Trump presidency. It's a shame. Now, is it better to have a bad establishment and be afraid, or to have a bad establishment and be resolute against it? It's time to be strong now. The fight has gotten a hell of a lot harder now, but now we know what we're up against. Let's calm down and accept our fight. Let's win this time.))

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Frisky: Hm

Frisky: Yeah

Fanta: ((Oh holy fucking shit I just looked at the stuff

Frisky: Trump has 238

Fanta: http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/election-night-forecast-2016/?ex_cid=2016-forecast

: ((that actually helps a bit

: ((thanks b

B: ((that't gonna be $20, I don't do pro bono therapy

Frisky: Good going B

: ((im broje

: ((broke

B: ((me too thanks

Barchar: (All we have to do-hell, all we CAN do-is accept that this is what's going on, and vote for a better person when the time comes)

Frisky: Both of them

Frisky: Are shit

Frisky: We could of had

Bread: ((Or maybe we'll have a happy conclusion and he'll do well))

Frisky: Way better.

Bread: ((Doubtful, but possible))

Ant: (( One is worse imo ))

Barchar: (And maybe the sky is about to turn green, Bread)

Fanta: ((Alrighty so

Fanta: ((I have a friend who likes rp

Frisky: Trump might win Arizona

Barchar: (Cool)

Bread: ((It's completely possible that it goes well))

Fanta: ((But I need to get your permission to invite him

Bread: ((And the sky does turn green. Northern Lights.))

Ant: (( [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4A3PfvWNP4 ]meirl[/url] ))

Barchar: (...Why would you need permission)

Fanta: ((Because he's kinda... off

Barchar: (What do you man by 'off')

B: ((elaborate

Ant: (( Aren't we all...off?

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Frisky: Trump has 49℅ Hillary has 46℅

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B: ((yeah seriously you don't get here by being a normal person

Fanta: ((Ever since he finished UT he's been trying to find a real life Asriel, instructed by an asriel voice that appeared in his head after finishing it, he refers to people as 'this Asriel' or 'that Asriel'

: ((... oh

B: ((er

Bread: ((Oh))

Frisky: Trump is probably gonna get 11 electoral votes

Bread: ((Um))

Frisky: ((Oh

Ant: (( oh that kind of off ))

Barchar: (...Huh.)

Barchar: (That is, uh, notably off)

B: ((Schizo?

Bread: ((Probably))

Fanta: ((Idk, he's on a quest to find an irl asriel

B: ((he sounds schizo

Fanta: ((Laharl said I needed your permission, because of how he might react to asriel rpers

B: ((but let's give him a shot at least

Bread: ((Is he nice though?))

B: ((...oh

Ant: (( This might be the year I actually finnish writing a song ))

Bread: ((Oh boy))

Barchar: (Either that, or some weird, weird, [i]weird[/i] tulpa he reacted strangely to)

Fanta: ((He's really fucking nice

Fanta: ((Like, he's a cinnamon bun

B: ((Let's let him in

Barchar: (I...guess...we should try?)

Fanta: ((But he's also possibly a little bit absolutely insane

: ((i mean look as long as he understands and follows the rules and isnt a shitty guy let him in

B: ((But we need to lay some grouhd rules

Bread: ((What's the worst that can happen))

Ant: (( If he's a cinnamon roll then I don't mind

Bread: ((Actually don't answer that question))

B: ((weeeeelllll

Bread: ((B))

Bread: ((I SAID NO))

Barchar: (There's plenty bad that can happen, Bread. Nothing SUPER awful, but plenty bad)

B: ((he could dox you for rping asriel

Bread: ((B))

Bread: ((WHY))

Fanta: ((I'm not doing it tonight, because he'd read that :P

B: ((maybe make you a sex slave

Ant: (( Trump Presidencey. It's happening. There's not much I'm afraid of anymore tbh ))

Bread: ((Inb4 flood chat))

B: ((best case

Bread: ((B))

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: ((b. stop.

Barchar: (That already happened with Hywel)

Bread: ((I will DDoS your toaster))

B: ((k

: ((shit not my toaster

B: ((good luck I'm behind 38 proxies

Bread: That's possible now ((

Barchar: (Welcome to the 'bitch about Trump' show wally)

Bread: ((We have smart toasters))

: ((look. im going to try to sleep. sorry about this.

Frisky: ((Alright

B: ((gn

Bread: ((Good night, MV))

Frisky: ((it's okay MV

Ant: (( gn

Frisky: ((Gb

: ((it's okay, gn mv

Frisky: ((gn*

Barchar: (Night, man.)

Bread: ((Hope you feel better the))

Smol: (ily darling! gn!

Bread: Tmw*

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Barchar: (So, I'm at least figuring out more what to do to make playing Wheatley happen. Which I want to do. So badly)

Bread: ((Anyways, I'd love to meet your friend Slarv and as long as they don't break the rules they're welcome))

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: ((for some reason

Barchar: (Yeah, no real harm in letting 'em try)

B: ((do you mind if I start RPing God Emperor of Mankind Donald J. Trump?))

Bread: ((Not the blue piece of shit))

: ((i was considering playing AM once

Bread: ((No))

: ((and then i realized

Barchar: (B no)

: ((it would be a terrible idea

Ant: (( Pls don't ))

B: ((you don't mind?

Barchar: (AM from what?)

B: ((good

Barchar: (B please don't do this)

Bread: ((Please RP the God Emperor of Mankind Donald J. Trump))

B: ((I have no mouth and I must scream

Frisky: Welp

Barchar: (Oh)

Barchar: (That)

Frisky: Trump has 244

Barchar: (Yeah seems like a poor idea)

Frisky: And is gonna win Arizona

Bread: ((But you just talked on OW I heard you))

Frisky: He's gonna win.

Ant: (( It's over isn't it. Isn't it. Isn't it over. ))

: ((ffffff

Barchar: (Well.)

Frisky: There's no way

Barchar: (Now we know how we're screwed)

B: ((and isn't my voice sensual and silky?

B: ((goddamnit we're not screwed

Frisky: Trump's also gonna get Wisconsin I believe

Frisky: Could be wrong.

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Bread: ((were not screws))

Ant: (( I'm mad and disapointed but I'm not giving up. I've still got shit to do before the apocalypse happens

Bread: ((Screwed*

B: ((Everyone.

B: ((Please stop freaking the fuck out.

Bread: ((Apoc- Jesus Christ, you realize it's not the end of the world, right?))

B: ((Seriously.

B: ((It could be worse.

Bread: ((It's a god damn president, if he does poorly enough, he'll get impeached))

Ant: (( I'm being hyperbolic ))

B: ((It could be Carson.

Bread: ((Could be Deez Nuts))

B: ((It could be McMullin

Ant: (( Could be Cruz ))

Frisky: If Trump wins Michigan and Wisconsin it's over.

Frisky: 26 electoral votes left.

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Ant: (( If anything it's just the push I need to get off my ass and do stuff. I know it's obviously not the appocalypse ))

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Ant: (( I've got four years to learn what not to do ))

Bread: ((Sup Yazan))

Barchar: (Welcome to the 'fuck trump' show)

: ((hey yaz

Fanta: elo is still asleep

Barchar: (I want to get back to RP, but, well)

: ((... i might pick up my fangame again

Frisky: I don't necessarily hate Trump

Frisky: Yes

: ((i'll rp

Frisky: He's been in bullshit

Fanta: is in the bar

Frisky: He's a little bitch

Azalea: -She returns home.-

Bread: ((He has small hands))

Fanta: ((Trump, social issues wise, is better than other republicans

GLaDOS: she's also in the bar now.

Fanta: ((He's just such a dipshit

Cass/Blonde: and she remains in the bar

Frisky: But if there's anything that he could possibly help, it might be the economy

Jason Scott: -Guess who's with her.-

: has a bottle of vodka.

Frisky: Considering he's a fucking billionaire

Yazan: hey

GLaDOS: impossibru

Frisky: But billionaires are asshole.

Ant: (( Since when is Trump good at social issues?

Frisky: assholes*

Bread: ((Yeah, trump is a dick))

Barchar: (Canw e take the complain about trump show to the ooc room or something)

Bread: ((But Trumo is a rich dick who knows his way around money))

Bread: Trump*

Barchar: (I'll even join, but we're trying to revive rp here)

Ant: (( I'm done complaining now ))

Frisky: I'm done

Azalea: -She goes to see if Elo woke up.-

Cass/Blonde: she looks at her. "...Robot?"

Bread: ((Me too))

GLaDOS: "Yes. Reaper."

Yazan: ((yeah take poltics to ooc

Cass/Blonde: "...Uh. Yeah."

Fanta: elo hasn't so much as moved

Ant: (( Oh. I'm not part of that RP anyway so I'm just gonna go I guess

Fanta: is lying on the couch

GLaDOS: "That wasn't a question."

Cass/Blonde: "...Right."

Jason Scott: "Hi."

Azalea: -She shakes him a bit.-

Cass/Blonde: "Hi."

Azalea: "Elo."

Jason Scott: "What's up?"

Fanta: he disappears

Cass/Blonde: "Nothin' much."

Nikodemus: -enters Glados lab

Azalea: "Oh."

GLaDOS: she's in the bar, so

Fanta: a note is there, though

: Yazan [Yazan] is now Nikodemus [Nikodemus].

Azalea: -She checks it, while heading to the area

Bread: Bar*

GLaDOS: though. Well. Considering. "Hello,

Shoe: [Trial period is up, send me a million dollars for the full version]

GLaDOS: "We're in the bar. So. Go there."

Nikodemus: oh

Nikodemus: heads to the bar

Ant: (( I'mma sleep. gn

Azalea: -She sighs, and throws the note on the ground.-

Nikodemus: (night

GLaDOS: "Hello."

Azalea: -And then enters the bar.-

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Jason Scott: "Heya."

Barchar: "Hi, Azalea."

Azalea: "Hey, Barchar."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Hi Azalea."

Fanta: "Howdy."

Nikodemus: hello

Howdy: "Wha":

Hywel: "Hey, Sis."

Bread: ((8 greetings in a row))

GLaDOS: "How are you doing, Nikodemus."

Azalea: -Ahe goes to Niko.-

Jason Scott: "Yeah, how have you been, kid?"

Fanta: is lying her head in Hywel's lap

: holds up his bottle of vodka up to Azalea, in a sort of greeting.

Nikodemus: Hello Glados

Nikodemus: hugs Azalea

Azalea: "I've been so bored all day it's unbelievable."

Nikodemus: Im taking a break at work

Hywel: -He pets the Fanta.-

Azalea: "Okay, cool."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "... You know, I could go for a bit of scotch too."

Fanta: purrs hard

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *Wally enters the house through the Anydoor, rubbing his eyes.*

Hywel: -He bends over for a quick smooch, then continues.-

Nikodemus: Glados I made this

Azalea: "..."

Nikodemus: pulls out a portal gun

GLaDOS: "...What."

Jason Scott: "No way that's functional."

GLaDOS: she takes it. "How in the HELL?"

Jason Scott: "You don't have enough black holes."

Nikodemus: I took some blue prints in your lab

Jason Scott: "Bullshit."

Grillby: -He hands a bottle of scotch over to Fellby.-

GLaDOS: "...When...how...?"

Nikodemus: it worked in Levos

Jason Scott: "Bullshit."

Nikodemus: try ut

Jason Scott: "That's not possible, you need moon rocks."

GLaDOS: "Does Levos have surfaces coated in moon dust?"

: it looks like the real thing

Fanta: smooches him back

Fanta: "You pet very well."

GLaDOS: she puts it in the lab, and a pipe takes it for inspection

Hywel: "I learned it from it."

Nikodemus: no I just flew to the moon

GLaDOS: "You can't...FLY...TO THE MOON..."

: under a scan though, its clear it wont work

Fanta: where he petting

GLaDOS: she sighs. That's actually something of a relief. She goes back in, taking it and giving it back to him.

Hywel: -Head and belly.-

Nikodemus: ....but I did when it was low enough

GLaDOS: "Okay, no, it won't work."

GLaDOS: "That's not how the moon works, Nikodemus."

Nikodemus: No I tried it out

Jason Scott: "It's a pretty good fake, Niko."

Nikodemus: takes the gun and tries to fire it but nothing

Jason Scott: "Like, kind of scarily good."

GLaDOS: "Look, I appreciate your attempt to seem like we relate, but I scanned it."

Nikodemus: I swear it worked

GLaDOS: "It is kind of...cute, though. I believe is the term."

Jason Scott: "It is cute. I think you're right, Glados."

Fanta: she wants scratched behind the horns, she communicates this through a series of noises

Hywel: -He scratches behind the horns.-

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Maybe he could use it to cosplay or something."

GLaDOS: "As whom."

Azalea: -She's just been hugging Niko.-

GLaDOS: "I'd feel somewhat...perturbed to see somebody cosplaying as me."

Azalea: "I think it's cool."

: shrugs. "I dunno."

Fanta: she stretches out, purring louder

Hywel: -He keeps he pets coming.-

Fanta: ((ALRIGHT SO YOU KNOW HOW SHOE POOFS IN AND OUT OF PLACES

Fanta: ((AND IS ATTACHED TO ONE CHILD

Nikodemus: seems disappointed

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Fanta: ((WHO IS MISERABLE

Fanta: ((AND CAN GET SHIT FOR HER

Azalea: "...Something wrong?"

GLaDOS: "Seriously, though, the replication is actually impressive."

Nikodemus: Its suppose to work thouvh

Jason Scott: "Kid, not everyone can just get black holes."

GLaDOS: "Well, unless you can figure out how to contain a miniature black hole on your own."

Fanta: ((FAIRY GOD PARENTS

GLaDOS: "Good luck."

Barchar: (.................)

Barchar: (Shoe's a shitty fairy godparent)

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Barchar: (He's clearly the cosmo)

Nikodemus: ....maybe I got the math wrong?

: ((oh hell no we don't need to start the fairly odd parents discourse again

Bread: ((Cosmo except a god damn psychopath))

Fanta: ((FAIRYGODPARENTS

GLaDOS: "Seeing as how that math took the top minds years to create, and you're not technically a teenager."

Barchar: (FAIRLY ODD PARENTS DISCUSSION FOREVER)

Fanta: "Mmmmm how did you get so good at thiiiis?"

Nikodemus: Ill be 13 soon

Hywel: "Dunno."

GLaDOS: "But you're not yet."

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Nikodemus: tosses it aside

Frisky: Miyu was an unaverage kid

Frisky: That noone understands

GLaDOS: she glances at Jason, knowing full well she couldn't catch it

Frisky: Mom and Dad and Jay always giving her commands

Jason Scott: -He already has.-

Frisky: Jay: Bed, twirp!

Miyu: The actual line for that has too much RP

Barchar: (twerp*)

Barchar: (you fuck)

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Jason Scott: "Don't just throw your stuff on the floor, Niko. It's good."

Jason Scott: -He puts it down gently.-

Nikodemus: its trash though if it doesnt work

GLaDOS: "Seriously. It may not make holes in space, but it is actually rather good, now that I'm not freaking out about the possibility of you somehow having created the actual thing."

Jason Scott: "Doesn't need to work."

GLaDOS: "You know, Nikodemus, not everything has to be done for a reason."

Nikodemus: well I suppose I could keep working on it

Nikodemus: make it smaller and effective?

GLaDOS: "...Do you promise you won't do utterly stupid, reckless things with it?"

Nikodemus: nope

GLaDOS: "Such as breaking it open and releasing a black hole?"

GLaDOS: "Or putting a portal on the moon, and then on a surface on Earth?"

Nikodemus: Nope

Fanta: she's loving the pets, squirming around in his lap to adequately get tummy pets and head pets

GLaDOS: "'Nope' meaning you won't promise that or meaning you won't do it."

Hywel: -He keeps he pets coming, leaning his head back as he does.-

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Nikodemus: I make no promises unless I know if I can keep them

GLaDOS: "Right. That's somewhat the point. Alright, then."

Fanta: eventually she just finds the perfect spot and purrs there

Hywel: "You're liking this, right?"

GLaDOS: "I was actually going to say I was willing to help you create one, but."

Nikodemus: picks up the gun amd puts it away

Barchar: are Hywel and Fanta just in the bar?

Fanta: "Very much yes."

Fanta: ye

Hywel: "Won't happen for a while if you sneak food without asking."

Nikodemus: I wanna make it myself

Fanta: "..."

Cass/Blonde: "GET A ROOM."

Jason Scott: "Go for it."

Cass/Blonde: "Geez."

GLaDOS: "Alright, then. Good luck."

Hywel: "Yeah. That's what I thought."

: chuckles and scoots a little closer to Blonde.

Fanta: she eyes him

Hywel: -He keeps petting.-

Nikodemus: oh this is Azalea

Azalea: "Hi."

Cass/Blonde: -to fanta and hywel-

Azalea: "I'm azalea."

GLaDOS: "Hello, Azalea."

Nikodemus: shes my friend

GLaDOS: "You're looking for your girlfriend, who does not exist."

Hywel: "I'm just petting her, geez."

Fanta: "I'm being pet."

Azalea: "Apparently not."

Nikodemus: ....

Hywel: "Yes."

Cass/Blonde: "And acting like you're about to have a freaking orgasm." she sips a fireman brew.

Azalea: "Niko has been helping me."

Azalea: "Cope."

GLaDOS: "Good job."

Azalea: "And feel better."

: switches to fireman brew as well.

Cass/Blonde: she looks at Fellby, giving a quick eyebrow raise

: raises his eyebrows as well.

Hywel: "This is nothing."

Cass/Blonde: the universal symbol for 'let's fuck'

Hywel: -He keeps his pets.-

Nikodemus: yeah Im a good boyfriend

: puts his hand on Blonde's thigh.

Azalea: "Sure are.-

Azalea: -She smiles at him.-

Fanta: "I am not!"

GLaDOS: "...Oh."

GLaDOS: "Okay, then."

GLaDOS: wonders if that means she's been roped into being Azalea's mom, too. She hopes not.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Alright, cutie. Backroom?"

Cass/Blonde: "Hell yeah."

Frisky: Gonna go to bed

Frisky: Gn

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Azalea: "You're gonna be 13 soon, Niko?"

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Wheatley: is this too dark?

: scoops up Blonde and carries her into the back.

Fanta: "Hywel let's make out."

: ((it's good for me

Cass/Blonde: "Date with death, motherfuckers!"

Fanta: ((Way too dark

Barchar: (fuk)

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Hell yeah!"

Barchar: (You know what I'm gonna fuckin look up wheatley's eye color)

Hywel: "Okay."

Bread: ((Probably blue))

Bread: ((Light blue))

Barchar: (I know it's fuckin blue bread)

Barchar: (It's lighter than I remembered)

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *He walks over to the couch, and sits down, fiddling with his hair.*

Fanta: she stays in his lap, you do the work hybitch

Hywel: -He gives her a quick kiss.-

Nikodemus: yes

Hywel: "That's all you get."

Wheatley: (Wheatley test)

Nikodemus: just a few more days

Hywel: "Because I'm lazy."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] -He happily closed the door.-

Barchar: (Yeah, that's good)

Azalea: "So you'll be officially a teen."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] -Time for a trip on the fresh hot fuck truck-

Barchar: (Muffet: "Cheri, do we really have to add the grim reaper to our relationship too")

Azalea: "Only a two year difference between us."

Cass/Blonde: ("[i]A[/i] Grim reaper, hun.")

Fanta: "Nooooo"

: ((fellby: come on baby, don't fear the reaper

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Nikodemus: yep not that big

Muffet: ("I'm not afrai,d I just feel like this relationship is already crowded)

: ((fellby: "nah but seriously she's just a return customer"

Jäger Leyline: ("Ive fucked with death figuratively might as well literally"

Azalea: -She hugs him, and looks at him in the hug.-

Azalea: "That's good."

Hywel: "Sorry."

Barchar: ("Hey, she gives me plenty of material")

Nikodemus: smiles and floods up

Hywel: "You do the work: it's part of the punishment for trying that burger."

GLaDOS: "......."

DamnDude: [[ http://prntscr.com/d4xypu ]]

GLaDOS: "Hm."

Fanta: "I should not be punished for my own survival."

Hywel: "You didn't need Itzel

Bread: It8

Barchar: (Nobody needs Itzel)

Bread: *

Fanta: "Ughhhh."

Nikodemus: Glados?

GLaDOS: "Yes?"

Nobody: DO I?

Nikodemus: floofs*

GLaDOS: "..." she doesn't flinch. "What's your point?"

Nikodemus: what? Im lost

Fanta: "Now I'm not in the mood."

GLaDOS: "Why did you puff out all your feathers."

Fanta: "Because you're punishing me."

Hywel: "Well, then no makoit session, I guess."

Bread: Make out*

Nikodemus: Azalea was hugging me

GLaDOS: "You did it immediately after addressing me."

Nikodemus: (that was a belayed correction

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Barchar: (oh)

Barchar: (well)

GLaDOS: backup, then. She just said "What?"

Fanta: she whines

Nikodemus: oh uh.......how did you get so ptrety

Nikodemus: pretty*

GLaDOS: "Focus testing."

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Nikodemus: oh

GLaDOS: she shrugs.

Nikodemus: what are those ear rings of yours?

Fanta: and whimpers

GLaDOS: "Cores."

Nikodemus: what do the do

Nikodemus: they*

GLaDOS: "Dislay my emotions, mostly."

Nikodemus: ah

GLaDOS: she points at the red one. Pretty much out. "Anger." she points at the orange one. It's flared up. "Double duty. Curiosity, and also it tracks a need for testing which is embeeded in me."

Nikodemus: oh yeah -pulls out a math book- can you check my homework for me?

GLaDOS: And she points at the blue one. It's bright as ever. "This dims when I think about ca-" it dims, as she's interrupted.

GLaDOS: "...Sure."

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Nikodemus: oh no keep going I was listening

GLaDOS: "No, it's fine. the last one is just as irrelevant as the 'cake' one."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] -You can hear some noises from the back one.-

Cass/Blonde: -the personification of death is pretty good at the process of making life. Or, well, one part of it. The part where you fuck. Not the other parts.-"

: the math book is basic multiplcation

GLaDOS: "Pencil."

: like 5 x 3 or 4 x 9

Nikodemus: hands her a pencil

Nikodemus: I gotta go thougb

Nikodemus: Ill pick it up later okay?

GLaDOS: she erases his mistakes and fixes them. "Alright." she hands it back.

Nikodemus: work break is over

Nikodemus: leaves before taking the book, "Bye!

GLaDOS: "...."

GLaDOS: "Okay, then."

GLaDOS: "...I have to be careful not to take this particular shell through any emancipation grids, I suppose."

: Nikos grade would be 46%

GLaDOS: well, now it's 100%.

Nikodemus: is clearly not good at math

Nikodemus: (gtg

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: finishes his job and rolls over.

Cass/Blonde: "Hah. Purple tells me I'm too 'caught up in the human experience'."

Cass/Blonde: "She's a fucking loser."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Stick in the mud."

Shade: Is becoming a mob boss

Cass/Blonde: "I mean, she WAS made for the sole purpose of NOT being as human-liking as the rest of us."

Cass/Blonde: "But still."

Cass/Blonde: "'Course, she still plays poker with the rest of us."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "I imagine she's got one hell of a poker face, then."

Cass/Blonde: "She's convinced Archer she's not capable of lying."

Cass/Blonde: "Plot twist, she's an impulsive bluffer."

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: snorts.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *Wally stops daydreaming, and glances around the bar.*

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Maybe she has a bit of fun in her after all."

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Cass/Blonde: "I can tell she kinda resents her position."

: "My life has changed completely"

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/OZZxkSn.png]Wally[/url]: *He glances to the red cat. "Hm?"*

Barchar: "Cool."

: pulls Blonde close. "You all do, huh?"

: "I figured out how to operate human proxies"

Cass/Blonde: "What? No. I mean, she likes being a Reaper. She just hates the fact that she has to be the boring one."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Ooooh, I see."

Cass/Blonde: "imagine knowing you only exist to be 'normal.' Read: robotic."

Cass/Blonde: "That's gotta suck. I feel kinda bad for her."

Laharl: GUYS

Laharl: BERRY WAS A MAFIA DON

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Forced to wear a mask..."

Cass/Blonde: "Sunglasses." she corrects. "We stopped wearing masks before He made her."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Metaphorically, my dear."

Cass/Blonde: "Oh."

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: sighs and snuggles Blonde close.

Cass/Blonde: "But yeah. I get the feeling she wants to be something else, but knows she can't. Even if she does break that robotic programming, she might get...wiped." she shudders.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "It sucks."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Being forced into a mold."

Fanta: ((This text adventure is going amazingly

Cass/Blonde: "We all know it. Some more than others."

: plays with Blonde's hair.

Cass/Blonde: "..." she knows full well it's probably just trained affection made to squeeze more money out of people. She doesn't care. Especially after...those thoughts. 'Wiped'. Ugh.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "... Mind if I sleep here for the night?"

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "I mean. It's not your place. I'd have to ask the other Grillby."

Cass/Blonde: "You sleep wherever the hell you want, fireman. Doesn't bug me none."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Alright. I'll go ask then."

: slips his pants back on and heads out to ask.

Cass/Blonde: "Ask about me, too, I guess."

: nods.

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B: ((Actually nah

Fanta: ((LAHARL REFUSED DON SHADE D:

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: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] -After a breif, quiet conversation, he heads back in. "He said yes."-

Cass/Blonde: "Cool."

: slides back into bed, taking his glasses off.

Cass/Blonde: she also does. "...man, those things suck. I mean, I get WHY we need to wear them, but they're fucking hard to see through sometimes."

: nods. "I don't really mind mine anymore. Been wearing them for... what, 25 years now?"

Cass/Blonde: "Sure, but yours are actual glasses, not sunglasses."

: nods along.

Cass/Blonde: "..." she shrugs. "Hey, look, outside of the pretense of 'seeming attentive and affectionate cause, yeah, cash' do you actually give a shit?"

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "... Yeah. I do."

Cass/Blonde: "Oh. Cool. Kinda didn't expect that, actually."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Not, like. Romantically. But platonically."

Cass/Blonde: "Well, yeah. You've got your own partner. And I've got mine."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Hm?"

Laharl: ((That

Laharl: ((Was the best damn text adventure

Laharl: ((Ever

Fanta: ((Imma make a sidequest like that where we have more people

Cass/Blonde: "Archer. Doesn't die. Also doesn't come here much. I mean, less than I do even."

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: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "I think I remember him..."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "I didn't think you were together, though."

Cass/Blonde: "You'd remember him by the fact he seems real fuckin' unmemorable

Cass/Blonde: "Hey, little rulebreaker like me? 'Course I'd get with the guy that won't die."

Cass/Blonde: "Man, He was pissed. Usually, we're not supposed to really mingle much. Let alone what happened there."

Cass/Blonde: "...." her smirk immediately fades, as she thinks a bit further. "He was...[i]really[/i] pissed."

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Laharl: http://i.imgur.com/JMoFJ9X.png

Barchar: (Hah)

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Hey, his opinion doesn't matter. Love who you like."

Fanta: ((Don't lose hope it's getting contested no doubt

Cass/Blonde: "Yeah, doesn't matter until the consequences start rolling in."

Fanta: (({Goodnight everyone <3}

: ((gn azzy

Barchar: (The guy who voices reaper voiced bloo)

Barchar: (From Foster's home for imaginary friends)

Barchar: (Not our bloo)

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Barchar: (I assune)

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Cass/Blonde: "I mean, I'm safe for now. But. Who knows what's gonna make him flip out for the last time."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Let's hope it's not for a while, huh?"

Cass/Blonde: "Let's REALLY hope."

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: shivers a little. He doesn't want to think about what might happen to her.

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Cass/Blonde: She doesn't either. And yet she is.

Cass/Blonde: "...Can you imagine not knowing anything anymore?"

: shakes his head.

Cass/Blonde: "Feeling thrust into the entire world, barely knowing your name, even though you KNOW you had a past, you KNOW there's things you're missing." she grits her teeth. "Because I sure wish I couldn't."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "... He already did it to you, didn't he?"

Cass/Blonde: "...He keeps a tall. As motivation. I've been wiped [i]nine[/i] times."

Barchar: Tally*

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "... I'm sorry."

Cass/Blonde: "It's fine. Whatever. What I don't know can't hurt me, I guess." it sounds like it's something she's told herself a lot, that even she thinks is total bullshit

: sighs. "We should get some sleep."

Cass/Blonde: "Yeah."

Barchar: (There is, indeed, actually-gasp-a STORY involved with her!? )

Barchar: (Though, not enough for me to actually write the bloody book of course. It's a problem, because the characters and world are pretty fleshed out, and I have plot *points*)

Barchar: (But no plot to connect them)

Laharl: Guys guys guys

Laharl: Jupiter is a gas planet right

: sighs, gives Blonde one last kiss on the forehead, then falls asleep.

Laharl: Gas planet

Laharl: Jupeter

Laharl: Gas

Laharl: Jupiter

Laharl: Gas

Laharl: Jewpiter

Barchar: (Oh my god)

Barchar: (Though I guess not all the characters are fleshed out. Like, 5 of 6 are)

Barchar: (Main characters)

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Purple: (She'd probably be the main character of the theoretical second book after the theoretical first book.)

Barchar: (Then there's two more main reapers I don't really have character arcs for. And in one case, I don't really have a character for. A vague concept, but not much)

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Barchar: (buuuut you prolly don't give a shit about my blue-skies)

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Smash: (( sup

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Smash: (( hello there

Bread: ((Hello))

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Nikodemus: ((Hello

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Bread: ((Hello))

Nikodemus: (hey

Nikodemus: ((hows it going?

Bread: ((Fine))

Nikodemus: ((cool

Nikodemus: ((its the end of the world apparently, according to my canadian co wokers

Nikodemus: workers*

Bread: ((Yeah))

Bread: ((Because apparently Donald trump means the world will end))

Nikodemus: ((its like people forgot that we've been through a number of dooms day predictions

Nikodemus: ((I think I've lived through 4

Nikodemus: enters the bar

Azalea: -She passed out on the couch.-

Nikodemus: is about to go to her, but then heads to the lab

Jason Scott: "...What are you doing here?"

Nikodemus: I got it working this time

Nikodemus: holds up the portal gun

Nikodemus: I wanna show Glados

Jason Scott: "Oh. She's sleeping. Or like, in sleep mode. Or updating, who knows."

Jason Scott: "You. Can show me."

Bread: No period there

Nikodemus: hands him the gun

Nikodemus: go ahead, test yourself

Jason Scott: -He takes it, and tries to use it on a portal-able platform.-

Nikodemus: seems beaming with confidence

: it doesn't work

Jason Scott: "Looks like a bust."

Nikodemus: What? No

Nikodemus: I just used it

Nikodemus: like 2 minutes ago

Jason Scott: "Not working."

Nikodemus: grabs the gun and opens it

Jason Scott: -He looks inside.-

: inside the gun is just a bunch of tubes and wires, resembling the real thing but not actually functional components

Jason Scott: "Doesn't look like those work."

: theres no way in hell it could ever work

Nikodemus: come on

Nikodemus: grabs Jason's hand and pulls him to the any door

Jason Scott: -He follows him.-

Nikodemus: takes him to Levos and to a floating island

Nikodemus: okay this is where I tested it

Nikodemus: hands him the gun

Jason Scott: -He tries to use it.-

Nikodemus: use it on that floating rock over there -points to a rock

: -it fires an orange portal

Bread: ha "What."

Nikodemus: See?

Nikodemus: Now a blue one

Jason Scott: -He puts a blue on down.-

: works as intended

Nikodemus: flies throw the orange and comes out the blue

Nikodemus: Ha Ha! I told you!

Jason Scott: "Well."

Jason Scott: "Good job:"

Nikodemus: Guess it needed a good smack

Nikodemus: lets go back to the lab

Jason Scott: "Yes."

Jason Scott: -He heads through the anydoor.-

Nikodemus: follows

Nikodemus: takes the gun and tries to fire it, it doesn't work

Nikodemus: What the H E Double hockey sticks!?

Jason Scott: "...That's very weird."

Jason Scott: "I'll have to talk to Glados about that alter."

Bread: Later*

Nikodemus: ugh

Jason Scott: "Very weird..."

Nikodemus: puts it down and sits on the lab couch

Nikodemus: crosses his arms

Jason Scott: "...Well, good job, Niko. It's honestly really amazing."

Jason Scott: "The fact that it works anywhere is genuinely surprising"

Nikodemus: ugh...should work everywhere

Jason Scott: "It's fine progress though."

Jason Scott: "Keep working at it."

Nikodemus: ....so how'd you and Glados get together?

Jason Scott: "I kept lying in her lap and eventually she gave in."

Nikodemus: she didn't shove you off?

Nikodemus: or fill your head with a deadly Neurotoxin?

Jason Scott: "She did shove me and threatened with neurotoxin."

Jason Scott: "But then I did some testing for her and it ended up being fine."

Nikodemus: what'd you do?

Nikodemus: testing wise?

Jason Scott: "Dangerous life threatening stuff with my abilities."

Nikodemus: what abilites?

Jason Scott: "I can manipulate time flow."

Jason Scott: "In simple terms, I can teleport and do some other cool things."

Nikodemus: oh cool

Nikodemus: you said eariler that you were insane or something

Nikodemus: whys that?

Jason Scott: "Bcause I decided it was a good idea to use a time machine that makes you go insane over and over."

Nikodemus: you don't seem insance

Nikodemus: insane*

Nikodemus: lays down

Jason Scott: "It's getting better now, since I stopped. That's because I just inhaled a lot of air that is also medicine."

Nikodemus: oh okay

Nikodemus: I used to take medicine

Nikodemus: ....not sure what for anymore

Nikodemus: said it was suppose to limit something

Nikodemus: shrugs

Jason Scott: "...Limit what?"

Nikodemus: dunno

Nikodemus: maybe me zippin around everywhere?

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: ((meme man won the election

: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38ZHtLp6zb0

Jason Scott: "...Yeah, I guess just be careful."

Nikodemus: (sup

Nikodemus: ....where do you sleep here?

Jason Scott: "Somehwere."

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Nikodemus: on a bed?

Nikodemus: ((hey MV

: ((hi

: ((just a heads up, there is absolutely no way ill be calm for the next couple days

Jason Scott: "Yes."

Bread: ((It's gonna be alright))

: ((the internet is exploding

: ((because on top of this i have a chem test to worry about

: ((wait i got a good copypasta

Bread: ((I give you bmvirtual hugs))

: ((thank

Bread: Virtual*

: ((ITT: people complaining that every trump supporter is a sexist, racist, simpleton and in four years the world will look like a complete dystopia with bombs flying and people dying because one person was elected president of the US; conveniently forgetting that the US has numerous checks and balances to prevent just that. Everyone needs to take a chill pill...

: ((bruh i know full well thats not the case but my mind jumps to worst case scenario

Nikodemus: ((nothing good comes from jumping to conclusions

: ((and my adhd meds arent going to stop my hyperactive mind rn

: ((Can you imagine if someone had been in a coma for like 6 months and woke up to find out that the Cubs have won the World Series and Donald Trump is the new President-Elect of the United States?

: ((how many calories do i burn by jumping to conclusions

: ((and running from responsibilities

Nikodemus: ((hopefully a lot

Nikodemus: ((got a 6 pack yet?

: ((the answer is not enough

: ((im still chubby(though i wouldnt trade my thick thighs for the world)

: ((also a shit ton of celebrities vowed to leave the us if trump wins

: ((can i come with

Nikodemus: ((doubt they'll follow through

: ((god this year has been shit so far.

Nikodemus: ((and Canada ain't taking them in, contrary to popular belief, immigration is difficult to Canada

: ((yeah

Nikodemus: Do I get a bed?

: ((the only thing that could ruin my already ruined hope more is if one specific item on my christmas list isnt recieved

: ((so i hope december comes through for me! for once!

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Nikodemus: ((hey Frisky

: ((hi

: ((meme man 2016

: ((hi

Frisky: ((Oh

Frisky: ((My god

Frisky: ((I still can't believe orange-man won

: ((its so bad, swood hasnt said yee haw since i entered

Nikodemus: ((orange is the new black

Frisky: ((Hey wanna come to my bunker

Jason Scott: "I dunno if you're gonna stay here."

: ((cant, have chem test

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Jason Scott: "But ill talk to Glados later."

Nikodemus: what? why not, I like it here

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Nikodemus: and I like Glados

Frisky: ((It's Bring Your Chem Test to Bunker day

Frisky: ((BYCTBD

: ((heh

Frisky: ((Get with the times

: ((your bunker is days away from me, walking wise

Frisky: ((Hmmmmm

Jason Scott: "I'll ask."

: ((actually i dont think pedestrians are allowed on the bridges leading there

Frisky: ((Magic will do the trick ko

Frisky: ((fuck

Frisky: ((no ko

Frisky: ((Also wow

Frisky: ((Fuck those bridges

: ((i live on a fucking island

: ((im not swimming to jersey either

Frisky: ((Oh god you live on constant sex?

: ((yes

: (((ngl that was hilarious)

: ((also, jersey sucks

Jason Scott: "I like you."

: ((i say that specifically because my ex lives there

: ((and ive heard bad things too

Frisky: ((You had an ex? Yeesh, I didn't know that

: ((two of em

Nikodemus: Thanks, youre a cool guy yoursekf scott

: ((one is nice

Nikodemus: yourself*

Frisky: ((One is a scumbag?

: ((the other cut off contact w me unexpectedly with no closure

Jason Scott: "You're a smart kid. Know exactly how to make me like people."

Frisky: ((The real life Scumster except slightly better

: ((eh

: ((i wouldnt say theyre THAT shitty

Frisky: ((True

Frisky: ((What if MV is actually a robot

: ((they havent sexually assaulted anyone

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Frisky: ((And we just don't know it yet

: ((what do you mean what if

Frisky: ((Damn

Frisky: ((Terminator 2.0

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: ((i violate the second law of robotics

Frisky: ((Smol: i have a robot fetish

: ((me: WELL

Nikodemus: yeah I'm a real cool kid I know

: ((also me: cant enter amusement parks bc of the metal detector

Frisky: ((Also can't go to airports

: ((tbh the closest amusement park that ive been to that isnt shit is in virginia

: ((adventureland is kinda shit

Frisky: ((Anyway, gotta go

Jason Scott: "Yep."

: ((six flags is terrible

Frisky: ((Got places to be things to do

: ((cya frisky

: ((cya

Frisky: ((Cya

: ((i gtg too

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: ((bye

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Nikodemus: I should go see Azalea

Jason Scott: "Alright. See you later."

Nikodemus: gooes for a high five

Jason Scott: -He high fives.-

Nikodemus: goes the bar

Azalea: -Still passed out.-

Nikodemus: sits next to her and strokes her fur

Azalea: -She gets woken up.-

Azalea: "...Ugh... morning."

Nikodemus: good morning beautiful

Azalea: "Mm, good morning, Niko."

Nikodemus: sleep well

Azalea: "Yeah."

Nikodemus: good

Nikodemus: strokes so more

Nikodemus: fur is really stoff

Nikodemus: soft*

Nikodemus: is this natural?

Azalea: "Very. I haven't taken a shower in a while, but yes."

Azalea: "It's even softer when you take a shower."

Nikodemus: puts his nose on her shoulder and sniffs

Azalea: "That's a bad idea."

Azalea: -It's not terrible, but definitely not good.-

Nikodemus: woo

Nikodemus: time for a bath

Azalea: "Yeah, guess so."

Nikodemus: starts rubbing his face on the fur

Nikodemus: I wanna see the difference in softness

Nikodemus: do you use shampoo and coniditioner?

Azalea: "A lot."

Nikodemus: we should shower tog-

Nikodemus: I mean

Nikodemus: I'll get cleaned up on my own

Nikodemus: and you will too

Nikodemus: and we'll see whose the softest?

Azalea: "Sure. Heard that first part, though."

Nikodemus: gets clearly nervous

Nikodemus: it was just an....accident....I didn't mean to

Azalea: "It's fine."

Azalea: "...Sounds kinda nice, but I dunno if it's a good idea."

Nikodemus: yeah

Nikodemus: I didnt mean it

Azalea: "It's fine."

Azalea: "I think you're just kinda, anxious about your first relationship."

Nikodemus: ....well I've never been in one

Azalea: "Yeah."

Nikodemus: What should I do?

Nikodemus: Am I doing this right?

Azalea: "You're doing fine for me."

Nikodemus: best boyfriend you've had?

Azalea: "Yes, but you're technically he only boyfriend I've hadXl

Nikodemus: yeah

Nikodemus: So what can your boyfriend do for you?

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Azalea: "Whatever he wants, as long as he's nice to me."

Nikodemus: wanna see where I stay in Levos?

Azalea: "Sure."

Nikodemus: grabs her hand and heads to Levos, to the city

: the edgelord is there

Azalea: -She follows.-

: "You there! Perhaps you would care to learn of my horrible and tragic backstory? IT explains how I became so..........edgy

Azalea: "I guess."

: "Oh........most people just brush me off"

Azalea: "Welp if it's boring I'll leave."

: "Well it all started when I was a kid, playing online games day in and day out. People called me a faggot all the time, and that they fucked my mom

: "I grew so sad and angry that after 30 years it built up so much that one day I ripped my computer out of the way and threw it out the window

Azalea: "Okay this is boring."

: "I donned on my edgiest trench coat that I used for cosplaying and became.......The EDGELORD

: "I then sought out those who perfromed great injustices to me and screamed at them that they sexually harassed me

: "most ignored me because they didn't believe me and they had more pressing issues, like reality and responsblities

: "eventually on a walk, I tripped on my trench coat and fell off the edge of the island

Azalea: -She starts to walk off.-

: "A tree saved me and I climbed up and promised to use my powers to protect those from the edge

: -he keeps going, not noticing her leaving

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Nikodemus: flies up and picks Azalea up by the shoulders and flies to the tallest tower in the citty

Azalea: -She gets there.-

: in the top of the tower is a small room with a hay bed and a few boxes

Nikodemus: lands

Nikodemus: here we are

Nikodemus: this is my nest

Azalea: "Cool."

Nikodemus: theres not much

Nikodemus: but its a great view

: it is

Azalea: "It does.-

Nikodemus: lays on the hay bed

Nikodemus: its not comfortable but its okay

Azalea: -She lies down with him.-

: its hay and rock

Nikodemus: yawns

Nikodemus: I hate that we are on opposite times

Azalea: "Me too."

Nikodemus: I'm pooped

Azalea: "That's fine."

Nikodemus: I'm going to nap, but you can stay here if you like

Azalea: -She snuggles up.-

Azalea: "If love to."

Bread: Id*

Nikodemus: kisses her

Nikodemus: should you need to leave their is a rope

Azalea: "Okay."

Nikodemus: good night

Nikodemus: falls asleep immediately

Azalea: -She falls asleep after a bit.-

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Nikodemus: ((night

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Fanta: ((http://m.imgur.com/FVpdYZT

Fanta: ((Ada stop

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DamnDude: [color=white][[/color][color=red][[/color] The fuck. [color=red]][/color][color=white]][/color]

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: ((did he just like

: ((send that to you

: ((out of nowhere

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Fanta: ((Yes

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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]while (1 == 1) { system.out.println ("The Fuck")} [color=red]]][/color]

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Fanta: ((He hasn't responded yet

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Fanta: ((Holy shit taco bell has a hidden menu

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Fanta: ((Oh, it doesn't this website just wants you to pester your servers

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Barchar: (that's just wht a secret menu is isn't it)

Fanta: (("Ask them to break a doritos locos shell in half and use it for a crunchwrap"

Fanta: ((No, secret menus are things that are actually done by the company

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Fanta: ((Which pisses off the employees but is an actual menu item

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Fanta: ((This is just being a prick who orders extra shit on their taco

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Barchar: (What's even the point of the secret menu)

Barchar: (like)

Barchar: (Why would they even hide some of their menu. What's the point.)

Fanta: ((To be trendy and cool

: ((god i love the portrayal of AM in the video game

: ((he may as well be called HAM

Fanta: ((https://i.redd.it/d5q6x598gerx.jpg

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Barchar: (Wasn't the IHNMAIMS game literally unbeatable in some countries because a necessary sequence was censored out)

Barchar: (And they forgot to make the game actually bloody work without it)

: ((yeah

: ((there's a character with history with the nazis

: ((and like

: ((he's important for getting the ending where nobody dies

Fanta: ((I never finished the game, never got into it

Barchar: (All I know about the game is that instance of censorship and the fact there's a big 'ol computer what doesn't like people)

Fanta: ((https://i.redd.it/nsf1rk9om3tx.png

: ((WHOA WHAT THE FUCK

: ((why was there a truck outside

: ((why did it toot

Fanta: ((That was a car bork

: ((toot did me a frighten

Horror: (Car bork)

Fanta: ((You hear what pokemon sun and moon let you do?

: ((no

Fanta: ((Swap out pokemon immediately upon catching them

: ((oooh neat

Fanta: ((I want

Barchar: (OH MY GOD YES)

Barchar: (FUCKIN FINALLY)

: ((also i hear gengar's getting nerfed

Fanta: ((I heard there's alolan farfetchd

Barchar: (And also, gonna make challenge runs fun)

: ((which... doesn't really effect me, i don't play competitively

Barchar: (Imagine a run where you have to use whatever pokemon you come across, until you find another one)

Fanta: ((I want IV breeding to be easier

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Fanta: ((If it is, I'm starting comp

Fanta: ((Because I'm kinda decent at pokemon

Fanta: ((And can just copy over my ou team to fight the silver league

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: walks out from the back room.

Cass/Blonde: as does she. "Thanks, firem-goddammit, what are [i]you[/i] doing here?"

Barchar: ppl

Barchar: (FUCKING)

Purple: "Checking on you."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "... Hey."

Purple: "Hello."

Cass/Blonde: "Here comes Purpkle,t to police [i]my[/i] fucking life!"

Purple: "5 'spontaneous recoveries' happened last night while you were in this bar. IT's not about policing your life, Blonde, it's about you doing your job. I don't want you to experience the consequences any more than you do."

Purple: "We've had this conversation before, if you rec-oh, wait, no, you wouldn't."

Cass/Blonde: she shudders. "...Fine. Alright. Whatever. LAter. Have fun being the fucking teacher's pet."

Cass/Blonde: She stomps out.

Purple: she looks at Fellby. "...You are aesthetically pleasing."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Hey, thanks."

: wonders, for a moment, if the other reapers would be into him too.

Purple: "You are welcome."

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: heads to the bar. "Is she going to be okay?"

Purple: "I can't claim to understand His methods. I doubt this would be the last straw, though. Five souls are barely a blip on His radar."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Oh, thank god..."

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Purple: "But she's on thin ice. If she keeps slacking, then things are going to get problematic."

Purple: "...How much did she tell you?"

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "About what? How you guys operate?"

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Purple: "Yes."

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: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "I know you guys get wiped if you misbehave."

Purple: "Mmn. I suppose that's not vital enough to cause problems, should I need to report her actions here."

: nods.

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Purple: "Which is good, because attempting not to say what she's done would likely be difficult. He's made quite sure I do what He wishes." TThat's a hell of a venemous monotone.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "... You sound resentful."

Purple: "Do I? Apologies."

Purple: she sips some alcohol. Basically the wimpiest alcohol Grillby's got. It's clearly just for show.

: goes for a fireman brew.

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Purple: "I've heard her talk about those. She seems to be impressed by them."

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: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Oh yeah, she loves it."

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Purple: "Good for her."

Purple: "I also quite like them, actually. Vicariously. It makes her tells obvious."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "It also gets her a little, uh. Wilder."

Purple: "I expect as much. She can't really express it with us, however. The male reapers and the female ones are rather walled off from each other, in general."

Purple: "Though, she once partook in 'flirting' with Red. It didn't work very well."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Is Red a guy or girl? Or neither?"

Purple: "Female."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Hm."

Purple: "I believe the males have their own Red. But They have not met."

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: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Huh."

Purple: "There are only so many hair colors." she shrugs

Purple: "Well, colors in general, I suppose. Neither purple nor Green are natural hair colors for humans. Or that particular shade of red, either."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "I mean, I think it depends on the timeline you're from."

Purple: "I suppose. It is not a natural hair color in our timeline, then."

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Barchar: suddenly, Brabcrab. "Anything going on?"

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Nothin' much."

Purple: she jumps, pulling a scythe outof nowhere and swinging it at Barchar. It...goes right through her. No mark.

Barchar: She smirks. "Little late for that darling."

Purple: ".....What are you.

Barchar: She shrugs. "Great question. I could barely begin to tell you."

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: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "She's my wife's girlfriend, that's what she is."

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Purple: "...Okay? That doesn't answer why she's dead, but moving."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Yeah, I've got no answers on that."

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Barchar: "Magic." she wiggles her fingers mystically.

Purple: "...I will take that asnwer at face value" And now she doesn't have a scythe

Muffet: she walks inm humming.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Hey, baby!"

Purple: "...There is an abundance of the color purple in this bar."

Muffet: "Hello, cheri! And you too, mignonne. And...uhm..."

Purple: "Purple."

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Muffet: "...Okay, then."

Purple: "'Cheri' seems a strange name choice for a male."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "It's a nickname."

Purple: "Ah."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Any reason you stopped by, my dear?"

Muffet: "You weren't home, or at work, and so I extrapolated."

Muffet: she sits on the couch, next to Barchar

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Aww, so you came here to see me."

Muffet: "Why shouldn't I?"

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Maybe you had other things to do."

Muffet: "Not really."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Alright then." He sits next to Muffet.

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Purple: "..." she steps back, moving someplace that isn't right next to the other three

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: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "So then, how was your day?"

Muffet: "So far, fine. I worked a bit. Nothing much eventful."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "I spent the day with a client."

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Muffet: "Oh, good for them."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Mh. She might be in trouble."

Muffet: "Why's that?"

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Apparently her boss doesn't want her slacking off."

Muffet: "Mmn. I suppose I can't blame him, if she's slacking off to go to whores."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Yeah, true."

Muffet: "Certainly don't have a problem with them myself, but I suppose to others it would seem...unprofessional."

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: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Oh, definitely. Who'd want to hear their employee's going to play with some hookers?"

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Other than us, of course."

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Muffet: "Few people."

Muffet: "Well, I hope it works out for her."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Me too."

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Barchar: she's silent.

Muffet: "Are you alright? You're not spacing out again, are you?"

Barchar: "Nah, nah, just don't have anything to say."

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Fanta: ((Ok hold up

Fanta: ((Does chattee

Fanta: ((Chatter

Fanta: ((Not work in dp

Barchar: (Wha)

Fanta: ((I just got chatter used on me and it didn't confuse

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Barchar: (Why am I trying to type with these drumsticks)

Bread: ((Why are you asking other people this question))

Fanta: ((Motherfucker

: ((oh my god

: ((i forgot how sassy ellen gets in the video game

Fanta: ((It's a 30% confuse rate until gen 6

Fanta: ((Rip chatot being on my team

Barchar: (Becausee i have poor introspection)

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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Ultimate Chicken Horse Update Hype [color=red]]][/color]

Barchar: (What?)

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]There was an update video I just saw today and it looks cool [color=red]]][/color]

Barchar: (That was not the part I was confused about)

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]It basically uses the level editing tools to allow for premade levels that people can share [color=red]]][/color]

Barchar: (What the fuck is Ultimate Chicken Horse.)

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Competitive Platforming game that has people constantly adding to the levels they make with a set of tools [color=red]]][/color]

Barchar: (Ah)

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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I bought it for Laharl and Slar and we played a bit [color=red]]][/color]

Bread: ((When the update coming out))

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]It's already out [color=red]]][/color]

Bread: ((Oh))

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: ((guys. http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-473012383

: ((this was the funniest shit

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: ((hi

: ((heyo

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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]TIFU by only using moving parts [color=red]]][/color]

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]And watching my computer slowly die [color=red]]][/color]

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: ((hey yaz

Nikodemus: (hey

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Nikodemus: ((quiet

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Jäger Leyline: enters

: ((yeah

Frisky: ((TIFU by literally dying

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Hey, loverboy."

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Jäger Leyline: Hey Bae

Jäger Leyline: sits on the couch

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Jäger Leyline: feeling better?

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Yeah."

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Jäger Leyline: good, so was that sickness magical?

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: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Yeah, it was."

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: texts Fellby. [hey just checking in! sorry i hadnt the past couple days, phone was dead and i lost the charger. are you feeling better?]

Jäger Leyline: so when that happens, is it like an attack by someone

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] [yeah, I am! thanks, pal]

Jäger Leyline: or is there like a magical form of diseases in the air

: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/243914457489604609/243940124260302848/IMG_1548.JPG]Schyroton:[/url] [thats great!!!!!! :∇:]

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Well, no. It's transmitted by, uh. Fluid transfer."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "You know, kissing. And more intimate procedures."

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Jäger Leyline: ahhh

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: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "But now that it's over..."

Jäger Leyline: So apart from that, anything else happening?

Nikodemus: -is where he was last-

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Uh, not really. I've just been doing my job, y'know?"

Jäger Leyline: aren't you rich yet?

Azalea: -She hasn't woken up.-

Jäger Leyline: you could be retired like me

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Well, a lot of my money goes back into the bar."

Laharl: Cancer

Bread: ((Okay then))

Laharl: ...

Laharl: This

Laharl: Is the wrong parp

Laharl: Chat

: ((WOW

Bread: ((Nice))

: ((gj

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Fanta: ((Gg

: ((clipboards

: (( http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-473012383

Jäger Leyline: well at least just be the manager

Bread: ((

: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EddX9hnhDS4

Laharl: ((I'm not posting my clipboard for MV's benefit

Nikodemus: -wakes up-

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Hm... maybe."

: ((ok

Azalea: -Still a sleepy goat.-

: ((thats fair

Fanta: ((https://i.redd.it/nsf1rk9om3tx.png

Jäger Leyline: well if you want to

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Fanta: is grumbly

Jäger Leyline: to be honest, being retired it well.....really boring

Hywel: -He's been very on top of her about this.-

Hywel: "Were gonna have dinner soon."

Fanta: "Good, I'm starving.#

Fanta: *"

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "At least my job gives me something to do."

Hywel: "Okay."

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]My clipboard is directly an image so... [color=red]]][/color]

Jäger Leyline: Yeah I gotta find a hbby

Jäger Leyline: hobby*

Fanta: "Literally starving."

Hywel: "Yiu aren't though."

Hywel: "So."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "I mean. Florentin paints. And sculpts."

Hywel: "Deal with it."

Azalea: -She begins to wake up.

Fanta: she hisses a bit

Hywel: "Don't hiss."

Fanta: "I want foooooood."

Nikodemus: -rolls over still asleep-

Hywel: "Wait for dinner."

Fanta: "You can feel my spine through my skin."

Jäger Leyline: maybe I should become a blacksmith?

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Maybe you should."

Nikodemus: -is snoring loudly

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Hywel: "That's because you were starving yourself for weeks."

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Fanta: "This is killi- hey would I look cute with cat ears?"

Azalea: -She shakes Niko a little.-

Hywel: "...I dunnozl

Bread: ."I

Fanta: took the horn potion last night

Fanta: and now has two horns again

Nikodemus: -wakes up

Nikodemus: uhhhh....morning good lookin

Fanta: "Would it be cute or would I look dumb?"

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Azalea: "Morning."

: ((holy shit this comment http://prntscr.com/d5ayps

Hywel: "I think of they aren't fake and replace your normal ears, it could go eaither way."

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Fanta: "I mean like fake ones."

Fanta: "I like my real ears the way they are."

: ((heh

Hywel: "Doesn't hurt to try it."

Nikodemus: -gets up

Jäger Leyline: gonna make a shed and set up shop

Jäger Leyline: do people in gaston want to buy swords or melee weapons?

Fanta: she pulls a pair of fake cat ears out of the fridge

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "I mean. Some of them do."

Azalea: -She does too. Looks like she showered why they were asleep.-

Fanta: and puts them on

Hywel: "Why was that in the fridge?"

Nikodemus: you got cleaned up?

Fanta: "I dunno."

Hywel: -He makes sure she didn't get food.-

Azalea: "Yeah. I'm all fluffy now."

Fanta: she snuck a slice of bread

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Nikodemus: ohhh -runs his hand down her arm- you are

Hywel: "That's gonna be taken out of your dinner."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "And you could advertise outside the timeline."

Azalea: "Yep."

Fanta: "What's gonna be?" She says with a full mouth

Hywel: "The bread you are."

Bread: Ate*

Azalea: "And it's all fluffed up for you to pet and stuff."

Fanta: swallow "I don't know what you're talking about."

Jäger Leyline: Well I guess thats my new hobby

Hywel: "I'm taking it out of your dinner."

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "It's gonna be nice..."

Jäger Leyline: wanna be my forge?

Fanta: grumbles

: smirks. "Wanna stick your sword in me?"

Azalea: "Because it's gonna be all bad and not as fluffy soon."

Bread: ((Jager: sure -stabs Fellby.-

Jäger Leyline: well that goes wtih out saying

Fanta: and she faints

: ((fellby: okay i've heard of a knife kink but this is ridiculous

Nikodemus: lets go to the bar then

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Hywel: "Well then."

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Azalea: "Okay."

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Azalea: -She gets ready to head to the bar.-

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Jäger Leyline: takes her to the bar

Nikodemus: -did that

Azalea: -She follows.-

Jäger Leyline: can swords even hurt you?

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "If they hit me in the right spot, yeah."

Jäger Leyline: nk -enters the bar-

Nikodemus: -did

Jäger Leyline: lays down on his lap

Jäger Leyline: Hey kid

: bends down and kisses his boyfriend's cheek.

Wallace: stands up

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Azalea: "Hey, Jager."

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Hywel: "Fanta?"

Jäger Leyline: Hey Azalea

Jäger Leyline: whats up? feeling okay?

Azalea: "Yeah, I'm okay, Jager."

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Jäger Leyline: kissed back btw

: chuckles as he strokes his boyfriend's cheek.

Wallace: "Well, it's been a while."

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Nikodemus: Heh, Fireman and Jager sittin in a tree, K I S S I N G

: looks at Niko, before kissing Jager again, on the lips.

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Jäger Leyline: goes to make out session for a minute

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Jäger Leyline: His name is Fellby

Core!Ultima: (Heyo)

: ((Hi

Azalea: "Okay then."

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Bread: ((Hello))

Core!Ultima: *Ultima walks in.

Core!Ultima: Howdy.

Hywel: "Wallace?"

Core!Ultima: Who?

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Hey, kid."

Core!Ultima: Heyo.

Core!Ultima: *He hops onto the couch

Azalea: "Hey there."

Core!Ultima: How's it been going?

Azalea: "I've been alright."

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Nikodemus: -sits on the couch

Jäger Leyline: (brb

Wallace: "Yep."

Core!Ultima: *He nods, then pulls out a book.

Wallace: "Hello there."

Hywel: "Oh. Don't eat. Please."

Hywel: "Not until dinner."

Core!Ultima: Howdy.

Azalea: -She sits with Niko.-

Wallace: "Eating, eugh."

Hywel: "Gonna have to eat dinner though."

Bread: ((Is Fanta and Wallace just two different eating disorders))

Core!Ultima: *He starts to eat a sandwich that he brought, and turns on the TV.

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Core!Ultima: *Ultima is in full chill mode

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Wallace: sighs

Wallace: ((A little bit

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Hywel: "Sorry."

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Core!Ultima: *He seems pretty tired.

: sighs, shifting a little.

Core!Ultima: Everyone seems so uncomfortable today.

: [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/e57359dda438a85d295703f0a1e35c46/tumblr_nz4ul0uxM91um5woio1_1280.png]Fellby:[/url] "Eh."

Wallace: "Warm welcome."

Wallace: ((It's the laharl

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Wallace: ((It's the laharl

Hywel: "Warm welcome?"

Wallace: "Making me eat dinner."

Azalea: "I'm not."

Hywel: "Sorry."

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))

Wallace: ((Fern's from reborn

Wallace: ((Shade's from the ardis

Wallace: he sits down

Core!Ultima: Eh.

: ((yee hai

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Core!Ultima: (yee hoi)

CryingEevee OOC: ((so, wall man is the president of the united states of america. that's a thing.))

Core!Ultima: (Not sure if I'm surprised or dissapointed)

Core!Ultima: (now i'm waiting for someone to start roleplaying as wallman and divede girllbys or something)

Core!Ultima: (grillbys*

: ((meme man 2016

Bread: ((I think you mean our lord and savior Donald "The Wallman" Trump))

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Wallace: ((I'm going to the doctor tomorrow, so that's good

Bread: ((This is gonna be a fun 4 years))

Core!Ultima: (*Starts singing "O Canada")

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't remember how to get team aqua out of lilycove))

Laharl: (( http://prntscr.com/d5b97q

Laharl: ((Challenge Accepted

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: ((isn't wallman canonically dead in CAU

CryingEevee OOC: ((team aqua, why must you always stand in the way of my progression))

Core!Ultima: (https://media.giphy.com/media/wErJXg1tIgHXG/giphy.gif)

Bread: ((Fucking overact he))

Core!Ultima: (He is?)

Bread: ((Overwatch*

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Bread: ((Giving me goddamn heart attacks))

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh wait, i found their base. i probably need to clear that out))

: ((yeah i think mettaton killed him before the timeskip

Bread: ((I put on my headphones to hear a goddamn pig breathing heavily)

CryingEevee OOC: ((or not, they could jsut have grunts in my way))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i already got the orb, what do i have to do next?))

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Core!Ultima: (Don't remember that happening, but it could have happened when I wasn't online)

Wallace: ((Wheres my promotion laharl

Core!Ultima: (Oh well, infinite universes and all that crap)

Wallace: ((I won afterall

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CryingEevee OOC: ((did you actually give out that support token you promised slarv?))

Wallace: ((Yes

CryingEevee OOC: ((well, good to see you kept your word))

: gets a bottle of scotch.

Core!Ultima: *Ultima orders some cocoa

CryingEevee OOC: ((i think i always get stuck in lilycove))

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Core!Ultima: (I'm waiting to see if Nintendo releases pokemon S&M on the Switch

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i doubt they will))

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Core!Ultima: (Hopefully. The idea is neat, a portable & home console that has detachable controllers)

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Core!Ultima: (I feel like a zombie apocalypse would be a cool kind of arc. No idea how'd it work though.

: ((i mean

: ((monsters will insta-die if you have enough killing intent

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Core!Ultima: (And zombies just want to eat brains and stuff.)

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: ((exactly, and how do you get brains?

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Core!Ultima: (Maybe these like to eat monster dust?)

: ((maybe

Core!Ultima: (Sprinkle it on your brain sundae or something)

Bread: ((Can I get my promotion in green))

Laharl: ((Oh right

Laharl: ((Bread and Slar won

Core!Ultima: (Won what?)

Laharl: ((I was gonna vote for you two to get fucking promoted anyways, any objections to them getting modship? or in Bread's case promotion?

Laharl: ((We could use some more with new members flying in

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: ((go for it

Core!Ultima: (I have no problems with it)

Laharl: ((Other thing long overdue

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: ((!!!!!!

Laharl: ((Figure MV deserves it at this point

: ((yeah i fuckin do

: High Priest Laharl [Laharl] set Socially-Inept Bread [Bread] to Bum's Rusher. They can now silence and kick other users.

Laharl: ((Bread's promo

Core!Ultima: (Alrighty)

Laharl: ((AAANd slar gets gavel-slinger

Laharl: ((When she's back

Hywel: "Eyy))

Bread: ((Why))

Bread: Eyy*