Smolapeño: (succ
Schyroton: ((succ
Syphon: succ
Syphon: Well that didn't last nearly as long as I suspected it would
Syphon: Oh well
Schyroton: ((smol succ
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Syphon: uh
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Syphon: i don't think that worked
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Syphon: test
Syphon: test continues
Syphon: ech
CryingEevee OOC: ((i've decided i'm not going to play overwatch today))
Schyroton: ((ok
Barchar: (What am i looking at)
Syphon: your computer or other device
CryingEevee OOC: ((succ))
Smolapeño: (succ
Syphon: succ
Schyroton: ((succ
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: Suck
CryingEevee OOC: ((fucc))
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Schyroton: ((hi
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Tyler: (( bye
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Syphon: o
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Tyler: (( hi
Syphon: hi
Tyler: <3
Syphon: <3
Sage: they're multiplying
CryingEevee OOC: ((luckilly, i never use standard colors))
Syphon: neither do i, actually
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Robot: ((this is about as close as it'll get for me))
Schyroton: ((nor do i
Tyler: (( that one shade of teal that looks horrible against white
CryingEevee OOC: ((twitch light green))
Syphon: Luckily I use dark theme
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think most of us use dark theme))
Syphon: Actually I'---yeah
Nyxem: ((the closest i have are them
Prismadyne: ((and him
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I use The Felt, the superior Dark theme [color=red]]][/color]
Syphon: I use msparp classic
Syphon: Because charat looked good
CryingEevee OOC: ((hey bloo, are you still working on getting TTS on msparp))
Tyler: (( no
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Syphon: Hi Meme
: ))yee haw
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Seriously, I love this theme now: http://prntscr.com/d0ab91 [color=red]]][/color]
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CryingEevee OOC: ((look at all those tabs))
Schyroton: ((bruh
Syphon: 'Swear this isn't porn'
Tyler: (( I haven't gotten around to making my own theme
CryingEevee OOC: ((quick, screenshot your current tabs bar))
: http://prntscr.com/d0abow
Tyler: (( http://i.imgur.com/k0MYAIx.png
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Syphon: How do you fucking do it so fast
CryingEevee OOC: http://i.imgur.com/VJlC75a.png
Syphon: >undertail
: ((http://sli.mg/hQFqL1
: ((Lightshot is gud
Syphon: kek
: ((i feel like there is something very incriminating in all of these
Syphon: Looks like I'm getting lightshot
Tyler: (( I use ShareX
CryingEevee OOC: ((i just print screen, crop in paint.net and upload to imgur))
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]CE, do you watch Geoff? [color=red]]][/color]
: ((cntrl+printscreen --> sli.mg
Schyroton: ((http://prntscr.com/d0abyo
CryingEevee OOC: ((no?))
: ((I love how you're just looking up dedan cosplays
Syphon: http://prntscr.com/d0acc2
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Oh, he's a popular Super Monkey Ball 2 runner, I was just wondering if you knew him [color=red]]][/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((nah, that super monkey ball 2 was the BSC commentary))
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Well actually he does the combined games on the Xbox port but same thing [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Ah [color=red]]][/color]
Schyroton: ((thats not all my tabs
: (( yeehawX9 - Chaoz yee haw
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Smolapeño: ( http://prnt.sc/d0acs0
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Schyroton: (( http://prntscr.com/d0acxj this is like half of mine
Tyler: (( Remember that meme
Tyler: (( About the blue/black or white/gold dress
: http://prntscr.com/d0abow This is mine
Syphon: Yes
Schyroton: ((smol omg history of japan
CryingEevee OOC: ((why do i have a darude sandstorm midi in my pictures folder?))
Syphon: Can't wait for next bill wurtz video
: ((yee-haw GX OST - yee haw
Syphon: He stopped making videos because he's making something huge
Syphon: I know it but don't want to spoil
Schyroton: ((i didnt screenshit the pornographic tabs
Syphon: screenshit
Schyroton: ((SCREENS H O T
CryingEevee OOC: ((3 screenshits of mercury))
Smolapeño: (SCREENSHIT
: ((screenshit - the best way to clean screens
CryingEevee OOC: ((yee naw))
Schyroton: ((yee naw
: ((do you just auto replace shot with shit or something
Schyroton: ((i dont
Schyroton: ((im multitasking
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm going to try to make progress in your battle))
: (( yeehawshyre - Yee Haw 6.5
: (( Lazeryeehaw - Yeehawdrive
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Also, all I'm going to say is that my decoy worked beautifully [color=red]]][/color]
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i hate it when i do so well then one mistake kills me))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i've actually gotten quite good at skipping challenges in your battle))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((huh, but it seems you can't skip too many?))
CryingEevee OOC: ((no, i think you can just only skip one challenge per run))
CryingEevee OOC: ((eh, i'mma switch to something else. i don't feel like putting a few hours into your battle, actually))
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: ((Well
: ((Looks like the chat is silent
: ((And is pretty much
Syphon: Yee
: ((Dead
: ((So yeah
: ((What is it like
: ((being
: ((dead
Syphon: It's similar to death
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Schyroton: ((it's like waking at five am and having a two hour commute
CryingEevee OOC: ((being dead is about the opposite of being alive, i'd say))
Syphon: I'm just reading homestuck rn
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm on tv tropes))
Syphon: Oddly enough the hugest spoiler in homestuck is what made me want to read it
Syphon: Bc I watched game over and was like 'hmm i should watch homestuck'
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CryingEevee OOC: ((my current trope is "everything is an ipod in the future" i started on overwatch tropes then quickly took a detour))
: ((yee haw
Schyroton: ((hm
Schyroton: ((tvt challenge: click the second link. see how long it takes to get to tvtropes will ruin your life
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CryingEevee OOC: ((tv tropes is addicting, but in the weirdest way))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((heres how it goes, you start at either a game or movie or etc. or you start at a trope, then you click a link to another game or trope, and then another endlessly))
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Schyroton: ((ye
CryingEevee OOC: ((TIL there's a game series called ultima))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and it was apparently very influential for western rpgs))
Schyroton: ((i hate that i cant associate that name with anything cool anymore
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Fanta: ((Everyone left me alone at the party
Schyroton: ((rude
Syphon: Wow
Syphon: That sucks
CryingEevee OOC: ((wow))
Fanta: ((Rip
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: ((yee haw
Syphon: Hi Ant
Schyroton: ((hi
Ari: (( Yo. I need a good last minute costume ))
Schyroton: ((nudist on strike
Ari: (( shit that's kinda good ))
Ari: (( If I really run out of ideas tho I'm gonna get a landline phone and yell frantically at some Christmas lights ))
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Ari: (( Or wear all black and be the upside down ))
Ari: (( just...the whole place ))
Schyroton: ((dress in green, wear a star on your head and christmas lights around your body and be a christmas tree
Ari: (( My sister was gonna be Rachael Rey. Which is just Rey in an apron and also a terrible pun ))
Schyroton: ((heh
Barchar: (Ant no don't be star_)
Ari: (( But then we both realized she knew nothing about star wars when she referenced a character by the name of Quan ))
Barchar: (Star_ as the christmas tree)
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Ari: (( Half of the last minute costumes on google are emojis ))
Ari: (( brb dinner ))
: ((Quan Solo is Han Solo's Hispanic brother))
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: Those poor sandy hook kids
: They wanted books and they only got magazines
: ((Oh man))
: how many times have you said that
: Three times
Schyroton: ((i mean, it never gets old
Schyroton: ((just like the victims
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: -shocked reaction-
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Barchar: (Braindead is a good show)
Barchar: (I also think it has r2 at some point because it's a zombie/mind control story, so. You know. That's. How it works.)
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Barchar: (But point is it's a good show)
Schyroton: ((hm
Barchar: (It also has the best recap sections of basically any show)
Schyroton: ((i mean for everyone else i hope it is
Barchar: (One of them the recapper just. Recaps fucking gunsmoke because the show is getting too stressful for him)
Schyroton: ((pfft
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Barchar: (and in acoustic guitar song!)
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Schyroton: ((nice
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: ((yee haw
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Barchar: (I just realized that this Chara looks a lot like I imagine BC to look like https://66.media.tumblr.com/7574cc62e2ee182c3a7cf8592fced195/tumblr_ofs2qg9aEW1v2d30so7_540.jpg)
Barchar: (Hair and eyes mostly)
Schyroton: ((hm
Schyroton: ((cool
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Barchar: (Her hair is messier than theirs but)
: ((yee haw
Schyroton: ((ngl i thought bc would have stringier hair too
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Barchar: (before it fucked itself up it looked like that)
Barchar: (It is a bit, but that artist doesn't really draw hair like that if that makes sense?)
Schyroton: ((yeah i get that
Schyroton: ((i hc barchar has bags under her eyes
Barchar: (Oh yes)
Barchar: (Yes she does)
Barchar: (Comes with never fucking sleeping and being constantly under stress)
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Barchar: (If she wasn't shapeshifting it her hair would be bloody silver)
Schyroton: ((ooh
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Scout: He's staring at a pistol in the bar.
Scout: "So wait, this gun right here, makes me jump higher?"
Scout: He shakes The Winger around a few times.
Schyroton: enters the bar to hear this.
Schyroton: ...
Schyroton: considers leaving.
Schyroton: decides against this, just going to the couch as usual.
Scout: "What's up four-arms?" He says, leaning back in his hotdog costume.
Schyroton: ...Nnot much, overcccconfident narcisssist.
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Scout: "It's not overconfidence if it's true, pally."
: ((I like the believe that the TF2 mercs are genuinely badass
: ((They're just badass idiots
: ((Except Engie
Schyroton: Yyou'd get yoyour arms rrripped off and callll it a drdraw.
: "I don't use my arms, pally."
Scout: "That's the big guy's schtick."
Scout: He pulls a baseball bat out of the fucking nether void of pain or wherever he gets this shit.
Scout: And twirls it like a ninja.
Schyroton: Yyes you do, youuu're usiing your arms to do ththat.
Scout: He flips himself backwards onto his back.
Scout: And starts spinning it with his feet.
Schyroton: Okay, ththat's aaactually kind of iiimpressive.
Scout: "Told ya pally, i'm a force-a-nature."
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have spent way too much time on tv tropes help))
Schyroton: ((have you created an account yet
Syphon: press the x button on the tv tropes tab
Schyroton: ((because its possible to get out of it while you still can
CryingEevee OOC: ((i didn't even know that tv tropes had accounts))
: (([s]Which one[/s]
CryingEevee OOC: ((also tri, that takes more willpower than i have))
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Press the x button on the browser, open up a new browser, and open up parp [color=red]]][/color]
: ((Do what I did
: ((And go
: ((And download the TVtropes mobile reader app
: ((And give in
CryingEevee OOC: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/main/tvtropeswillruinyourlife
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Don't think of it as "That's enough TVTropes for today" think of it as "That's enough internet for today" [color=red]]][/color]
CryingEevee OOC: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CapeWings
CryingEevee OOC: ((there's an entire trope for this))
Runner: "Yo Lua."
Runner: "Remember that time I stole a van."
Runner: "And we got some idiots from the bar."
Runner: "And went and looted shit from an archaology dig."
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CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, i actually closed the tabs now))
Syphon: you did it
Tyler: (( So I was just doing regular things, you know
Tyler: (( and then I was like
Module: -gets himself off of the shop counter he was sleeping on, considering he closed the shop for the night- "..."
CryingEevee OOC: ((excuse me, why does maplestory, an MMO that updates occasionally, have a ds version))
Tyler: (( "you know, Entity sounds like a decently edgy name"
Module: "...What?"
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Essence: ((you know, now that i think of it, essence is like a slightly less edgey equivalent of entity))
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Runner: "You remember when we went to the board game timeline."
Runner: "And got money."
Runner: "I wanna keep our internet bills payed, so i'm gonna do it again."
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Runner: He's actually leaning out the window to a shop next to Lua's, the swap shop.
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Module: grabs his mask and shuffles it around on his face, "...Wait, you already opened up another shop? I thought we were still looking at that other spot"
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Tyler: (( I'm not sure if the name for this character is Entity or Lyric
Module: is wondering how the hell he missed that.
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Module: "I mean, I can take care of the bills for both locations and just charge you later, but when you're literally next door and you're buying out a spot to simply do they same shit you were doin' here..."
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Tyler: (( any of yall want to flip a coin
Tyler: (( for, you know
Tyler: (( flipping a coin
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Syphon: sure
Syphon: heads
Syphon: that was fun
Tyler: oh
Tyler: rip
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Runner: "..."
Runner: "This isn't my store."
Module: "...Y'know what, I'm tired as hell, you do your bill paying or whatever"
Tyler: http://i.imgur.com/4P2vqh3.png
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Tyler: gonna play death grips in music box
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Tyler: when nobody is there
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Tyler: it begins
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: My friend repeatedly tries to call me on Skype
: I decline the call
: And I'm just like
: "CAN'T YOU SEE THAT I'M FUCKING BUSY"
: "SHHUUUUUT THE FUCK UP"
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Tyler: i put 20 minutes of death grips into the music box and I wholly regret it
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Ari: (( yo
Tyler: oy ))
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Ari: walks in
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Drakon: "hello spaceship dweller"
Ari: winces for a second then remembers she's not in space anymore and chills out
Ari: "Hi"
Ari: "I'm not in space anymore. I'm on a planet. This isn't a dream, right?"
Drakon: "you're not in space"
Ari: "Oh thank fuck."
Drakon: "I was built in space"
Ari: "...did I ever get your name?"
Drakon: "lisa"
Drakon: "don't forget my name"
Drakon: "because if you forget my name I forget you so"
Drakon: "don't"
Ari: "I...don't think I believe you? I haven't seen anyone lie in years...but...I think you're screwing with me..."
Drakon: "I'm not lying"
Drakon: "I'm passing misleading information"
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Ari: "Oh ok then."
Ari: "...wait..."
Schyroton: ...Okay, ststop being a ddick, Drakon.
Drakon: "I'm not a dick"
Drakon: "I'm a robot"
Ari: "Ha Drakon! I figured you out!"
Drakon: "fuck"
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Ari: "Wizard! ....do people still say that?"
Drakon: he takes out a scooter and rolls out of the bar
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Ari: people didn't say that in Ari's time either because she's from the future. She just didn't have a lot of movies to watch
Ari: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H6KodMDXHc ))
Schyroton: ...Yyes.
Ari: "Absolutely wizard, dude."
Schyroton: ...Wwait.
Schyroton: I don't ththink...
Schyroton: ...............D-ddid you mean wicked?
Ari: "This place is fuckin rad bro!"
Ari: "No, I mean wizard."
Tyler: social commentary http://i.imgur.com/U4uaWlR.png
Schyroton: ..Oh.
Schyroton: .......
Schyroton: has just resorted to awkward silence.
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Ari: walks up to the bar. "Are there any drinks that won't make me sick?"
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Tyler: so he walks into the bar
Grillby: ...That all depends on what will kill you.
Ari: "Well...all I know is that most beverages at refueling outposts were very bad and did horrible things to me. So like....if it's better than that...I should be ok."
Ari: sees Tyler
Ari: "Hi!"
Tyler: "Hey, guys."
Tyler: he looks at Ari. "Hey."
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Tyler: (( http://i.imgur.com/buS5SOA.png
Tyler: (( going to get kicked from the server because of that
Fellby: ((alright, back
Fellby: ((13 fucking costumes stolen today
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Tyler: (( ohmy
Module: [[ What ]]
Fellby: ((We found the empty bags
Grillby: -He gets them(?) some juice.-
Schyroton: ((ooh
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Ari: is a her
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Module: [[ ..So what happens now? ]]
Ari: "Thanks....uh...guy who looks like Fellby...what's your name?"
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Fellby: ((well, nothing happens to me
Fellby: ((I'm still needed
: Welp
: DD assclapped me in BGO
Grillby: Grillby.
: And then promptly started farming for goals at the end
Schyroton: ((ah
Module: [[ I almost got one of them
Fellby: wanders in, looking tired.
: Until suddenly catapult
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: And I suddenly stood a chance
: And then I lost that chance
Fellby: ((and then you fired, and you missed
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: ((Hilariously
: ((We both fired
Ari: "Nice to meet you Grillby"
: ((And we missed
Schyroton: Are yyyou okay?
Fellby: "Mmmh?"
Grillby: -Thumbs up.-
Miyu: [I am completely]
Ari: turns around "Hi Fellby!"
Miyu: [And utterly]
Miyu: [Covered in blood]
Fellby: "Hey."
Fellby: flops on the couch.
Drakon: [yTho]
Schyroton: immediately scoots over to his friend. "Arrre you oksy?"
Fellby: "Feet are tired, body's tired..."
Ari: "Knees weak arms are heavy"
Miyu: [Btw did you know you can kill someone by grabbing the lower part of their jaw and their upper jaw]
Miyu: [And prying them apart]
Miyu: [I feel like a badass]
Schyroton: [yes]
Dedan: [yes]
Drakon: [yes]
Schyroton: Ddid someththing happen?
Ari: "...sorry. Trying to lighten the mood."
: Both me and DD get into a gunfight
Fellby: "Lots of dancing. Lots of sex swapping."
: Both of us put on our invincibility items
Schyroton: ...
Schyroton: pushes the last bit out of his head.
Fellby: "So yeah. Long day."
Schyroton: Ddamn.
Fellby: ((http://prntscr.com/d0bnvo
Schyroton: Do you nnnneneed anythiing?
Fellby: "Lots of rest."
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Fellby: "And a nice glass of vodka."
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Schyroton: gets him the vodka at least.
Fellby: grins. "Thank you, you're wonderful."
Schyroton: Iit's the leleast Iii can do.
Ari: "There...there was vodka?"
Grillby: ....It is a bar.
Fellby: "It's a bar, honey."
: "but wait, there's more" [Tyler] disconnected.
: Daily fucking reminder
: The grass starter is a bird with a bow and arrow
: Hawkeye
Ari: goes quiet for once and just keeps drinking her juice as if she totally wanted that the whole time
Schyroton: ((yes
Grillby: -He just puts out a glass of vodka for Ari.-
Schyroton: ((gtg will return soon
Fellby: ((okay
Ari: gives Grillby the most grateful puppy dog look. This is now the best gift she's received since the can opener
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Fellby: "... I could also go for a nice lobster carbonara."
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Ari: tries to drink the alcohol and fails miserably so continues the juice instead
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Ari: "It's the thought that counts Grillby."
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Tyler: "..."
Ari: "Hey, roomie....uh....tyrell....or something...?"
Ari: "Typhoon?"
Tyler: "Tyler."
Ari: "Wow...that...is a name....that's your real name?"
Tyler: "..."
Tyler: "Yes."
Ari: "Ok. Uh yeah anyway the spaceship apartment thing is almost ready I just need to....uh....dispose of some stuff."
Tyler: "..."
Drakon: "Dispose of what? Maybe your whole spaceship?"
Ari: "I didn't ask for your snark [i]Lisa![/i]"
Drakon: "Finally you get my name right"
Ari: rolls her eyes
Drakon: "I can roll my eyes better than you can"
Drakon: he takes out both of his eyes, and smashes them against the wall
Drakon: before taking out two new eyes and putting them where his last eyes were
Drakon: "see"
Tyler: "Ari."
Ari: "what....the fuck....that was FUCKING WIZARD!"
Ari: "Toweler."
Tyler: "Tyler."
Tyler: "Where is your...spaceship?"
Ari: "It crashed in like this...field with a bunch of yellow flowers"
Tyler: "Oh."
Ari: "You gotta go through this really old dusty place to get there."
Fellby: ((constestant on cutthroat kitchen, who grabbed all of a necessary ingrediant: "why are you guys targeting me"
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Schyroton: left earlier but returns w the seafood for his friend
Fellby: "Oh my god, Schyro, you are a saint."
Ari: "Taiwin!"
Ari: "Do you want to see the spaceship!"
Schyroton: Iit's no trtrouble, rrrreally.
Tyler: "[i]Tyler.[/i] And yes."
Fellby: "Really, I could kiss you."
Ari: "Follow"
Ari: walks out the door and heads toward the ruins
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Fellby: ((contestant: *wasn't allowed to use buns* "it's gluten free"
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Schyroton: Ii'm alright wiwith a hug if yyou're okay with that.
Fellby: "Let's settle for that."
Schyroton: opens his arms for a hug, letting Fellby initiate contact.
Schyroton: ((initiate contact sounds like a weird band name
Fellby: leans up into the hug, squeezing tight.
Schyroton: hugs back, holding close.
Tyler: he follows her
Fellby: "Mmh. Food time now."
Tyler: (( initiate contact - height differences
Tyler: (( ten out of ten 2017 banger
Ari: heads to a crashed, boxy-looking spaceship that is in the middle of repairs/being converted into an apartment, that is crashed in the middle of the field of flowers that Frisk originally fell into
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Ari: "This is it!"
Ari: presses a button on the outer wall and the door slides open
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Schyroton: unhugs to let his friend eat bc hes not an asshole
Schyroton: ((hi smask
Fellby: happily digs in.
Fellby: "Oh god, this tastes fantastic."
Fellby: "The sauce is so delicate and compliments the meat wonderfully."
Schyroton: Iii have no idea whwhat any of thhat means Ii just got ththe highest rated onnne.
Fellby: "Mh. Food critic talk."
Literally Satan: [Check your back pocket]
Fellby: checks his phone, then his back pocket.
Tyler: "Huh."
Literally Satan: There's nothing there
Literally Satan: [Made you look]
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: Lyric: [why]
Fellby: [dick]
Literally Satan: [Dickman baby]
: Lyric: [where is Zebraspace?]
Ari: inside is a small living room and a kitchen with a short hallway leading to two rooms
Literally Satan: [Take a left on warren drive]
: Tyler: "..."
: Lyric: [is that it]
Literally Satan: [Yep.]
: Lyric: [Wait no i'm already here]
Ari: "The one on the left is your room. Or it will be when I...uh...empty it."
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Literally Satan: [Betcha I can send those nerds a mental message that you're in the snow]
Literally Satan: [And make them think you're important]
: Lyric: [Do it]
Tyler: "Empty it?"
Ari: "...yes."
Tyler: "...what's in there?"
Ari: "The ships engine and just....some stuff I was storing."
Ari: "for a friend"
Tyler: "Oh."
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Literally Satan: [Done.]
Ari: "But I set up some stuff for you in there. I don't really know what vampires like...but I put up an MCR poster."
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: wow laharl
: thank
: Lyric: [I got that message too]
Literally Satan: [lol sorry fam]
Ari: "So also...there's no food yet. I'm gonna figure out if those yellow flowers are edible once I get the computer fixed."
Literally Satan: [Just act weak and crippled, flinch back from them and shit]
Literally Satan: [You'll get invited over and get free board and food forever]
Fellby: "Mmh. This is a really good pasta."
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: [But what if I really am weak but not crippled]
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: [ok i need to put my phone away now]
Schyroton: smiles.
Schyroton: Ii'm glad you lililike it.
Fellby: "Wanna try some?"
: (( >nobody does anything
: (( ok
Schyroton: Nno.
Schyroton: Nno ththankss.
Fellby: "Okay then."
Fellby: "So, you wanna know what I heard the other day? Somebody wanted a deconstructed salad."
Schyroton: ...Aa what.
Fellby: "I know, right? It's practically deconstructed already!"
Schyroton: Liike, what does ththat evennn include? Alll the ingrgredients seperaate?
Fellby: "Like, do I put the dressing on the side? All the croutons too?"
Schyroton: Pput the leletttuce in a seperrate bowl.
Fellby: "Just. Present everything in a pretentious little bowl."
Fellby: "Each ingrediant is in it's own little bowl."
Schyroton: Ththat's some weweird shhit.
Fellby: "I know, right?"
Schyroton: Llike, "i'd liiiike all ththe parts needed to mmake a pizzzza, but alll in seperatate boxes, ththanks".
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Fellby: "Exactly."
kenm.: ((so like
kenm.: ((music nerds have their heads so far up their asses
Schyroton: ((hi b
kenm.: ((go listen to Beethoven's Große Fuge and tell me it's his best work))
kenm.: ((I dare you
Schyroton: ((nah
kenm.: ((I double dog dare you motherfucker
: (( na
Ari: (( I could but...I gotta listen to the same song on loop a few more times. Can't fit that into my schedule. ))
kenm.: ((ha I know the pain
Ari: (( *play Porter Robinson's World again* ))
Ari: (( *plays))
Schyroton: ((Na[sub]16[/sub]
kenm.: ((oh
Fellby: ((this motherfucker on cutthroat kitchen
Fellby: ((he's tasting soup with a knife and fork
kenm.: ((I thought you were talking about writing music haha))
kenm.: ((WHAT
: (( wait WHAT
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Schyroton: ((HAH
Fellby: ((http://prntscr.com/d0c0ho
kenm.: ((That's not the soup my forefathers bowled for))
Ari: ((That's some pretentious bullshit))
kenm.: ((Yo I fucking nailed an old man on the face with a beach ball at the orchestra today))
Fellby: ((THIS LADY NAMED HER SOUP AFTER HER YORKSHIRE TERRIER
Ari: (( I once ordered a "deconstructed Cesar salad" because constructed wasn't an option at the the restaurant I was at ))
Schyroton: ((nice
Fellby: ((http://prntscr.com/d0c0ya
kenm.: ((like what I just said seems like bullshit that a Markov chain boy would come up with but it actually happened))
Fellby: ((i'm gonna set that as my laptop lock screen
Ari: (( It was one huge soggy piece of lettuce that was impossible to cut because it was already drenched in dressing))
kenm.: ((they started playing Mambo from West Side Story and throwing around beach balls))
Ari: (( And it came with fucking sardines ))
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kenm.: ((I tried to keep it up but it just slapped the old man in the face))
kenm.: ((uh
kenm.: ((oops
kenm.: ((phrasing I guess
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Schyroton: ((nice
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kenm.: -enters the bar-
Fellby: ((me http://prntscr.com/d0c1iw
kenm.: hey
Fellby: "Hello."
kenm.: hello
: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51slAqhhVPL.jpg Still the best album cover
Ari: (( *sprays cheese onto ritz* ))
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Ant: walks into the bar
Schyroton: waves.
kenm.: ((This one is way better https://cdn.ustatik.com/article/news/7/43987_1_ver1474990502.jpg ))
Fellby: "Hey ant."
kenm.: hello
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Ant: "Hi"
Ant: sits on the couch
Ant: "Kids are exhausting."
Barchar: "Do I need to cut your arm off?"
Fellby: ((that album cover... i'd say the world is giving birth to a very bored man and two angels are pulling him out.
kenm.: ew gross
Schyroton: Aagreed.
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Fellby: "Yup."
Ant: "Ha...no. I think the arm thing is kinda done now."
Barchar: "Cool."
kenm.: ((I'd say that Satan is summoning AIDS Skrillex for the most badly photoshopped porn shoot of all time))
Ant: "Alki has basically decided to never work in the AI field again"
Barchar: "Probably smart."
kenm.: ((me_irl http://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/article_640x430/public/ken_14.jpg ))
kenm.: AIs are for computer nerds, real men use abaci
Ant: "We kinda decided to watch over Penelope and she is...patient to a fault honestly. "
Barchar: "Yeah, I notices."
Barchar: "It's kinda weird."
Fellby: finishes his food.
Ant: "Like she just...takes whatever gets thrown at her so Entra is teaching her how to be...uh...independent for lack of a word that doesn't make Entra sound like a crazy person."
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Schyroton: Hhm.
Ant: "She's teaching her to be a witch."
Fellby: "Oooh, interesting."
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Schyroton: Cccool.
Ant: "I thought it might be cool to have someone around that can actually do that kinda thing instead of Entra and Vulard who are just...bad...at all of it."
Barchar: "...If she's bad at it, why is she teaching her. C
Barchar: "Instead of someone who. Isn't her."
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Barchar: "or vulard, obviously."
Ant: "I asked the same question. Entra said that her main job is mostly to 'unlock Penelope's inner magics'. So now more and more of my items have been transformed into various small animals."
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Barchar: "Oh well."
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Barchar: "So are you guys, like...bros now?"
Barchar: "I didn't even know vulard was. Anything."
Fellby: "Well, now you can open a petting zoo."
Schyroton: shrugs.
Barchar: "Speaking of opening things, any new name ideas?"
Ant: "Name ideas for...."
Fellby: "Ah, no. Sorry."
Barchar: "Oh, shame."
Schyroton: Ii got nothhhing eithther.
Schyroton: Ssorry.
Barchar: "...Ypu know, I'm a ghost, you're fire, maybe we can make some pun off of like."
Barchar: "Ethereal, or immaterial, or..something."
Scout: "Ghostrider."
Fellby: "Will-o-wisp?"
Scout: "Ghost, fire."
Barchar: "That's copyrighted scout."
Barchar: "Will-o-wisp isn't, though. Hm."
Scout: "...Ghostdriver."
Scout: "Ghostpassenger."
Barchar: "Ghostwriter with a t."
Scout: "Ghost Commuter."
Barchar: "Fits the fact that it's a publishing company."
Barchar: "It's a pre-existing term, but hey."
Schyroton: Bbackseat ghhost driver.
Fellby: "Hey, sweet."
Scout: [s]She don't have nearly enough backseat for that[/s]
Schyroton: Also, ththat's an amazising name.
Barchar: fuck you it's accurate but still
Barchar: "Which?"
Schyroton: Ghhostwrwriter.
Barchar: "Yeah. Alright. We'll work with that."
Barchar: "We could use mettatons for the ad campaign." she says, chuckling.
Schyroton: Hhe'd do t.
Fellby: "We could!"
Barchar: "Fuck it, this is suddenly working in my head now. Let's just use the name."
Fellby: ((fellby: "we have to show robot ass or else our books won't sell"
Barchar: "Do publishing companies have slogans?"
Fellby: "Not that I know of."
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Barchar: (Bc: "I'm working on the cover Jesus. Softcore pornographic Rome wasn't built in a Softcore pornographic day." )
Barchar: "Good. We won't worry about it then."
: (( >manthor
Fellby: ((fellby: "i'll build your softcore pornographic rome"
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: (( http://i.imgur.com/UGorIcS.png
: (( >my character interacts with his character
Barchar: ("And it'll take at least 25 hours")
Barchar: "So. We have a name. Now we need to actually get, like...legally registered, I guess?"
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Ant: (( I'm gettin tired. gn ))
Barchar: "So that's gonna be fun. Legal shit."
Barchar: (Night ant)
Barchar: (don't get stepped on)
Barchar: (unless you're into that)
Barchar: (ya hooligan)
Fellby: "Yup. Especially with my profession."
Module: [[ It sounds like somebody needs some L*E*G*A*L L*O*O*P*H*O*L*E*S ]]
Ant: (( maybe I will maybe I won't. maybe not knowing is part of it ))
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Ant: (( my jokes don't even make sense anymore so yeah gn
Schyroton: ((gn ant
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Barchar: "I mean, to be fair, where you work prostitution isn't illegal."
Fellby: ((my next oc's backstory: http://prntscr.com/d0c8ci
Fellby: "Yeah, true."
Barchar: "mostly because nobody's there to enforce it."
Barchar: "So muff basically makes the rules."
Barchar: (I should watch this series chime)
Fellby: ((you should
Barchar: (sweet genius fell out because the service just stopped working for it which made me sad)
Barchar: (Ron Ben-Israel is my new dark overlord)
Barchar: "But yeah, it might be something of an obstacle."
Barchar: "plus, I think my legal existence is probably about as questionable as my physical one."
Fellby: ".. I mean. I could quit."
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Barchar: "Do you wanna quit?"
Barchar: (chime thinking this over)
Barchar: (I can tell because it keeps popping up that someone is typing then immediately stopping it)
Fellby: "I've had thoughts of quitting once and a while."
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Barchar: "But do you actually want to?"
Fellby: "... Not really."
Barchar: "Then don't."
Barchar: "I've had much stupider ideas that've stuck for a long longer."
Fellby: "Alright then."
Barchar: "I still don't do 'em."
Schyroton: internally: 'at least you have the choice’. Externally, he's silent.
Fellby: "I mean, quitting would mean I don't have to lie to Ember about what I do for a living."
Module: walks into the bar, wearing or doing nothing out of the ordinary.
Barchar: "Hi lua."
Schyroton: Hhi.
Module: "Hello everyone" -He looks around for blast holes or something signifying bull shit has happened, but he doesn't really find anything-
Barchar: "Things've been pretty quiet today."
Fellby: "And, well. I'd talk it over with Muffet."
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Barchar: "I'm sure she'd let you do it. She'd be sad, but she still would."
Module: "Good to hear, so what are ya talkin' about now?"
Barchar: "Would she stop too? Pardon the somewhat corny word choice, not a snowball's chance in hell."
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Barchar: "trying to figure out how to actually make our theoretical company a thing now that we have a name."
Fellby: "And I might have to see about clearing enough time to help her."
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Barchar: "But it doesn't matter much, since you're probably not actually quitting."
Fellby: "... Good point."
Barchar: "I say probably because, Ala the end to the baby name discussion, if you're too sure of yourself the universe is gonna bitchsmack you."
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Fellby: "So that's why I'm planning ahead."
Fellby: "If I do end up quitting my current job, and the publishing company falls through, I might go and become a detective."
Fellby: "Or I can ask Muff for my job back."
Barchar: "It'd work."
Barchar: "What, is she gonna deny you?"
Fellby: "No, but she can... ahem. Punish me."
Barchar: "'Oh, cheri, I'm sorry but I've suddenly decided I'm only allowed to fuck you and I want to run this by mys-'oh."
Barchar: her voice was literally the exact same as hers until the 'oh'. Shapeshifting muthafuckah
Schyroton: fell asleep, so he doesn't gtfo.
Fellby: ((http://prntscr.com/d0cbpt
Fellby: "Yeah. So, I..."
Fellby: -He glances at Schyro, then back at barchar. "I'd spend a good week with my dick in a chastity belt."-
Barchar: "Kinky. And job-hindering."
Module: is just nonchalantly listening in the background. He's questioning why he even decided to come in.
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Fellby: "You're acting like I'd be allowed to leave her room."
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Barchar: She makes a conceding noise.
Fellby: "Yeah."
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Barchar: she's just leaned back now, looking up absent-mindedly
Fellby: pops a cigarette in his mouth.
Barchar: "...imonna go to sleep."
Fellby: "Alright then. Sweet dreams."
Barchar: "Sure. I call heads." she lays down, and conks out.
Barchar: hey, she got heads! Nice.
Fellby: decides to head home to his wife.
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Fellby: ((gonna head to bed
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: yee haw
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Syphon: Okay I don't actually know why I'm here, I just got a notif that I was here
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: Morning
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: (( so I woke up and I couldn't move
: (( it was mildly unsettling
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: ((so i woke up
: ((yee haw
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: Medic kritzes me while i'm out of ammo
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Fanta: ((That was a fun party
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: yee haw
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: I just got the shovel as the Lost
: This is the only time i'm ever going to seriously use it
: This is basically my fucking panic button for 'nope not fighting that fuck this shit i'm out'
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: yee haw
Fanta: ((Ar nosurge did me a sad
Fanta: ((Prim is fucking dead
Fellby: ((i saw your "prim is fucking dead" message and thought you were talking bout the hunger games
Fanta: ((Fucking reon
Fanta: ((Abuses your cinnamon roll tulpa for 2 years
Fanta: ((And trains her to kill you
: ((Now look at this net
: ((That I just found
Fanta: ((WHEN I SAY GO
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Syphon: Hello
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Schyroton: ((hi
Fellby: ((work time, i should be back at 10
Schyroton: ((bye
: yee haw
Fellby: ((but if they beg me to stay i probably will
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: Breakdance beach?
: [i]BREAKDANCE BEACH![/i]
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: yee haw
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Schyroton: ((yknow what im gonna have to create
: ((yee haw
Syphon: What is it
Schyroton: ((a porygon z gijinka whose head is detached from their body
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: ((yknow what im gonna have to say
: ((yee haw
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Schyroton: ((hi frisky
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I'm watching AP and his crew of people play CIV 6, and this is hilarious [color=red]]][/color]
: ((yee haw
: Hey
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Dan currently has 13 units with one space away for 2 other players at the moment [color=red]]][/color]
Schyroton: ((why do i name my robotic ocs after computer viruses
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Nyxem: ((theyre named after one of the aliases for the blackworm virus
Novaroid: ((and they're named partially after an alias of mydoom
Schyroton: ((i feel like i subconsciously did this because i like ironic names
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: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X82XR0Z61hc
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Fanta: ((Slow ass day
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Syphon: I would say it's just because it has been for the last few days, but there's actually just no one here
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I've been here other than the last 30 minutes, just I have nothing to add [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Add in about 39 minutes I'm gonna disappear for an hour or 2 [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]49* [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Well now 58 [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]48* [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Jesus Number Line work with me here [color=red]]][/color]
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: " He then pulls out some Viagra out of his pants and pours all of it into his bottle of whiskey."
: ZS
: In a nutshell
Schyroton: ((that sounds like something one of my coworkers woukd do
: you have a job?
Schyroton: ((i volunteer
: ah
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Schyroton: ((hilariously, since this is a church and im sorta orced to be closeted, but they have gender neutral bathrooms, i pee there more often than i peein most of my school buildings, where im very out
Schyroton: ((anyway my coworkers are all over 55
Schyroton: ((except one whos i think 54
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: 10/10
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Success: http://prntscr.com/d0mvmc [color=red]]][/color]
: Also eyy Laharl
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Laharl's on TF2, he can't see anything right now I think [color=red]]][/color]
Schyroton: ((one of the best phrases from that job: "my nephew always said that trash bags look like king kong's condoms" from this sweet old lady whos gotta be in her mid seventies
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Also, I now refuse to believe this isn't Laharl even though I already know it isn't: http://prntscr.com/d0mw0x [color=red]]][/color]
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Schyroton: ((pfft
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Schyroton: ((hi darling!
Smolapeño: (hi darling!!)
Fanta: ((Alright with any luck I'll get into a psych soon
Schyroton: ((nice
: ((That's good
Fanta: ((Mainly because now there are definite non-azzy voices
Fanta: ((And 'allergies' dont fucking do that
Schyroton: ((oh dear
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Fanta: ((Lets see if halo's any good
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: https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/72764362.jpg
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: I think
: I just found
: A copypasta
: In the wild
: This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi slave owner terrorist lesbian.
: Source: Facebook
Schyroton: ((¿pero, porqué?
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I love people who donated clase to $20 who tell me "Hey, you should donate because a challenge is coming up and if we fill it quick we'll get bonuses" When I've donated over 5x that [color=red]]][/color]
: ((If I ever stop being broke i'm gonna donate
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I did my part, how about you catch up to me. [color=red]]][/color]
: ((Because I want those barbed wire dice
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Not you Laharl [color=red]]][/color]
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Fanta: ((Wait I thought master chief was a silent protag
Schyroton: ((im still wondering why the fuck someone woukd vape breast milk
: ((vape tit milk
: ((what
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: ((this offends me as a yee haw
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: >pats the frisky
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Schyroton: ((ill pat the frisky if the frisky wants
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I have now basically called off BGO chat forever after the shit that just happened [color=red]]][/color]
Syphon: What happened
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I got PMed and pestered to answer if I would donate, so I gave my answer in main chat [color=red]]][/color]
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I proceeded to get called a snitch by the randoms after getting thanked by the mods and this sprawled into a 15 minute argument [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Where the mods shut up and I was continuously called a snitch [color=red]]][/color]
Syphon: God damn
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]So I told my side of the story, told them I was gonna fuck off, and not say shit like I normally did because that apparently causes shit. [color=red]]][/color]
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]OH BUT DON'T WORRY, THE PERSON WHO WAS DOING THIS IS IN A 'BAD MOOD' NOW [color=red]]][/color]
Schyroton: ((ugh
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Fanta: ((You doods wanna do some scp when chime gets back if laharl's good for it
Schyroton: ((sure
: Can we do it a bit later? I've got to do project Paper Emblem
: Like, in 5-15 minutes.
Schyroton: ((chime wont be back for a few hours
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: Oh.
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: Then yeah, i'm up for it.
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: "but wait, there's more" [] is now It's got metaphorical importance [].
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: It's got metaphorical importance [] is now DC LX VI [].
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Schyroton: ((gonna play on ps
: ((gonna say yee haw
: ))yee haw
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