ReoN: ((I woke up that's cool

: ((cool

: ((waking up is hard

CryingEevee OOC: ((eevee eevee vee eevee))

Fellby: is quietly watching to see if there's more ai ghost shenanigans.

: ((you wake up, then sit in bed for the next 30 minutes because you are tired af

ReoN: ((The other two times I did it today I woke up unable to move or see

CryingEevee OOC: ((vee))

: ((sleep paralasis, or nerve damage

ReoN: ((You can see with sleep paralysis

: ((so nerve damage

: ((or your eyes were closed

ReoN: ((Idk what happened but it was not fun

: ((i'm not a doctor

: 9 x 4 = 27 Swood_ [] is now Dr. 9 x 4 = 27 Swood_ [].

: ((now i am

: ((its time to misdiagnose people for money

Fellby: ((hello doctor meme

Syphon: everyone: gets corn tortillas

Syphon: me: actually, i like flour

CryingEevee OOC: ((eevee vee vee))

Syphon: everyone else: tacos fall apart, mine is stable

Syphon: internally: get fucked

Syphon: Oh btw Slarv, I assume no but does purugly have an item

Fellby: orders a sandwich as well.

ReoN: ((No

Syphon: Alright

CryingEevee OOC: ((eevee))

Syphon: Also hi CE

CryingEevee OOC: ((vee eevee))

Syphon: Why did you go full eevee

: ((its a conspiracy

CryingEevee OOC: ((eevee eevee, vee, eevee))

Syphon: What an astonishing and unpredictable explanation

CryingEevee OOC: ((eevee))

Syphon: In that case time to be full triangle

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: ((yee haw

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Tri/Slar/Laharl if you're here, the new BoI post is up [color=red]]][/color]

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CryingEevee OOC: ((vee?))

Syphon: Oh?

: ((yee haw

Syphon: Neato

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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Supposedly we're supposed to get a release date soon, we might just be waiting on a trailer if we take what hints are given at the end to be true [color=red]]][/color]

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Trailer/Finalizing [color=red]]][/color]

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]It's 3 items (All of which were originally made with mod tools) and a gif of a boss we've already seen on Tyrone's twitter [color=red]]][/color]

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]People are saying the boss is an evolved version of Little Horn based on what Tyrone says [color=red]]][/color]

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Three Hint Lines "First, we’re going to be launching a N— —" "We’re also planning on putting together a P—" "Oh yeah, did I mention we already have A — — – " [color=red]]][/color]

Syphon: Yee

Syphon: October 31

: haw

Syphon: A thing happens maybe

Fellby: ((they're gointg to be launching a nap

CryingEevee OOC: ((eevee))

Syphon: Also TIL wrath dies in one hit from a bomb if it's yours

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I think the number of blanks correlates to the words, with the first blank finishing off the word [color=red]]][/color]

Syphon: Peptide nucleic acid

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Also not said in post but confirmed over the weekend: There is a looping feature built into AB+ [color=red]]][/color]

Syphon: Woah [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8c5wmeOL9o]Noice[/url]

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Basically, the original Programmer and Ed had an interview and that was the piece of info confirmed about it [color=red]]][/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((vee. vee eevee eevee eevee.))

Syphon: I'm missing a joke

Syphon: What happened to CE

Keys: ((Back

Keys: ((Afterbirth+ news is good news

CryingEevee OOC: ((veeeee. eevee eevee vee eevee vee.))

Fellby: ((i don't know

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Remind me to remove CE from the ignore list when he speaks english [color=red]]][/color]

Syphon: Brb

: ((yee haw

CryingEevee OOC: ((eevee))

: ((I got killed by a host even though the shooting animation diddnt play

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: ((yee haw

: Microsoft Entertainment Modular Electronic System, or MEMES for short.

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: ((sounds like a lotta yee haw

Syphon: ...Well fuck

Fellby: ((what's up

Syphon: I finally got over myself and did a random battle on showdown

Syphon: Person afk's

Syphon: Gg

Fellby: ((rip

: ((rip haw

Syphon: Oh well, I have enough confidence now I guess

Fellby: is reading a book.

Module: -enters the bar, after just having finished a delivery. He checks around the bar and greets whoever's there-

: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Module [Module].

Fellby: "Hey there."

Syphon: "Hey."

ReoN: is it an ebook

Syphon: "Don't mind the huge explosion spot on the floor."

Syphon: Oh cool I had a legit battle and they forfeited

ReoN: Tri make a team filled with smeargle

Syphon: Actually it was mono

Syphon: But sure

ReoN: All of them need to know sheer cold, lock on, and toxic along with one other move of your choice

ReoN: Then go into ag

Module: "...I was about to make a comment about how it always seems to be you two here and I was gonna skip over the explosion spot"

ReoN: And raise hell

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Fellby: -While paper would be somewhat inconvenient for him, it's paper.-

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Fellby: -He has a phone though.-

: brb

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Module: "So, what happened today?"

Module: "...Other than the explosion"

ReoN: sticks her arm out of his phone screen

ReoN: and flips to a random spot in the book

Syphon: "..."

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Fellby: "Well, that just happened!"

Syphon: "Well. That."

Module: "..."

Module: "Fellby, can I look at your phone for a second?"

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Fellby: hands it over.

Module: inspects the phone, looking over it and scanning it from underneath his mask. He suddenly regrets that action slightly, but he checks to see how the fuck a hand came out of it.

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Syphon: Hi Ant

Ant: (( Yo ))

Ant: walks into the bar

Syphon: "Hey, and be careful."

Module: "So, from the looks of it, it shouldn't have anything that emulates the properties of physical materials..."

Module: "So, we're dealing with some GradeA Bullshit here, aren't we"

Ant: "Be careful?"

Fellby: "Oh boy, my favorite." He puts his book aside.

Module: laughs to himself a bit, "Y'know, that doesn't shock me a bit"

Module: tosses Fellby back his phone.

Fellby: attempts to catch it but it falls on the bar counter.

Syphon: "Wow."

Module: seriously wished scanning didn't show him all the data of the phone though. No one man should see all that penis.

Ant: sits on the couch

Fellby: -Depends on the man, I suppose.-

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Syphon: "Anyway, yeah, be careful. Shit might be going on."

Fellby: sighs and picks up his phone, checking for damage.

: ((yee haw

Syphon: "Because a hand reached out of his phone."

Module: "Also, you might want to make sure you don't run out of storage space"

Fellby: "That's what an sd card is for."

Ant: "What is it with this place and hands?"

Module: shrugs, "I mean, if ya just backed everything up somewhere, you'd only need one SD card, right?"

Syphon: "You can ask the same by erasing 'and hands'."

Ant: "Touche"

Syphon: "Well, not the same, but better."

Entra: *She walks in. Sees Ant. Tries to walk back out*

Ant: "...Entra."

Fellby: "Oh, I delete some of them, mostly when I'm done with..." He catches sight of Entra.

Entra: "Oh! Hey, Ant. Didn't see ya there. Wassup fam?"

Syphon: "Hello."

Syphon: fucking

Syphon: "Hey."

Syphon: too used to hello

Entra: "Hey to you too amigo"

Ant: "...entra."

Entra: "Yeah, Ant my best friend who I've known forever? What can I do for you?"

Syphon: "Wait, Entra."

Syphon: "Is that familiar?"

Ant: "Entra, you sold me to satan so you could keep your bangs."

Fellby: "... Wow."

Syphon: "..."

Entra: "Am...I familiar?"

Syphon: "Your name, yeah."

Entra: "Like familiar to you?"

Syphon: "I think I was jesus once and someone told me to not send you to hell or something."

Module: thinks for a moment, '...Wait, did I have a part in that?'

Entra: "Oh. Yeah probably."

Syphon: He shrugs.

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Entra: "It's cool now tho hell and I have an understanding."

Module: continues the thought, 'Wait, wasn't Ant dead two days ago?'

Ant: "Understanding meaning...you give them my corpse..."

Module: ends the thought, 'What the fuck is going on'

Ant: "And yeah...I always come back I guess."

Syphon: "Wait how'd you get back?"

Module: [[ '' = Thought "" = speech ]]

Ant: "It's just a universal constant or something."

Syphon: "Huh."

Syphon: "So you're a sort of immortal."

Ant: "I don't know. I worry that one day I won't come back. But I will hesitantly say immortal, sure."

Ant: (( brb. dinner ))

Syphon: Apparently my flying mono is good

: ((Its pretty fly

Module: has a bit of a long pause, and decides to turn to Fellby, "...Do you have any idea what is going on"

Syphon: Or the 2 people I've faced are bad, idk

Fellby: "Vaugely!"

Module: "Good to know! All I think I know is he doesn't stay dead. Sorta like me a few months ago except that was a bit of shenanigans relating to time"

Module: "...If you don't know, don't ask I don't even understand it very well anymore"

Fellby: "I'm wrapping my mind around it a little."

Syphon: Wtf

Syphon: This team is so fast how

Barchar: "He was dead and now he's not."

Barchar: "It happens pretty often."

Barchar: "I mean..." she otions down her body

Barchar: why yes, she [i]has[/i] just appeared out of thin air

Fellby: "Heck, I got extinguished at one point."

Syphon: "Oh hey."

Ant: (( back ))

Module: grins, "Hey, guess I gotta remember the somehow not dead group is actually pretty large here"

Barchar: "At least most of you guys still exist!"

Ant: "Yeah. People always seem to end up coming back."

Ant: (( Except for Dante. And Alice. And Chronos. And everyone from that arc ))

Fellby: "Maybe this bar has a selective anti-death thing."

Ant: (( Oh shit and Penelope. She isn't even an old character I just haven't used her ))

Ant: shrugs

Module: "Whatever it is, I'm just gonna keep playing on this place's luck"

Fellby: "Yup. Hasn't failed us yet."

Ant: "Wait a minute. Entra you didn't know if I would come back, did you?"

Entra: "Psh whaaaaaaaaaaat. [sub]no[/sub]"

Barchar: "Also, weren't you brainwashed by robot arms or something earlier?" she says, looking at Entra. "I've been feeling a bit out of it, lately, I might have missed something."

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Entra: "Module here helped me with...ahem 'surgery' and we I threw one of them into grillby. Well not threw, kicked. I had no arms at that point you see. Ant died and I sold him to satan to get my ol' meat arms back"

Ant: "You sound fucking proud of yourself."

Barchar: "Oh, cool."

Ant: "Alki's still missing tho. Robo bitch took them."

Fellby: "... That sounds really convoluted but okay."

Barchar: "Douche."

Barchar: She laughs

Barchar: "Fellby, seriously? You, of all people, are complaining about convoluted? You should know better by now."

Fellby: "Eh, true."

Module: has a look of shock for a moment, '...Did I sell anything to her? I only give that name to customers...Did I even know her before 2 days ago?'

Ant: "I know right? It's almost like someone with very poor story telling skills is writing my life"

Ant: (( It's funny cuz it's true? ))

Ant: "Anyway...we should probably save Alki at some point. not now but like...eventually"

Barchar: "Eh."

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Fellby: "Yeah, maybe."

Barchar: "She's a big girl. Maybe she'll just cut her arm off at some point."

Barchar: "And get a robotic one that doesn't have an asshole in it."

Fellby: "Alki is a they."

Fellby: "... Right?"

Barchar: wait i got alki and Cobalt's gender reversed i think

Barchar: YOU KNOW, I SURE MISS NOT HAVING AN EDIT FUNCTION SO I COULD FIX THIS SHIT

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Barchar: I'm learning that Discord really is one of the best rp methods

Module: "...I mean, I sell robotic ones without assholes in it for a living. So we just gotta complete step one."

Barchar: like, if something had Discord's functions with parp's characters and replacements it'd be perf

Ant: (( Meh. Alki's gender is the only character that I just went "fuck it" on. Pretty sure I used he a few times in reference to alki ))

Ant: "Alright well...now we just gotta find them..."

Module: also sells weapons and armor, but he feels like mentioning that doesn't matter at the moment.

Fellby: "Any ideas where they might be?"

Barchar: When I remember that Cobalt is the female, I think of Alki as a male generally

Entra: "Well...Cobalt kept me in a toolshed of some family she held hostage, but I think she had Alki in a separate location."

Entra: "...we might also want to save that family..."

Barchar: "Y'know, it's weird, I remember Cobalt just being kind of a bitch before."

Barchar: "Not...weird and brainwash-y and. Amputation-y."

Fellby: "Yeah, just... she was there."

Entra: "Yeah...she went on some kinda rant about how everyone gets to just cheat death or whatever?"

Entra: 'And then I think she just...snapped"

Barchar: "Wow."

Barchar: "That's dumb."

Ant: "[s]wow. that's bad writing[/s]"

Barchar: is a bit offended at people complaining about cheating death

Barchar: (Eh, not really)

Ant: "Well...she did come back as a hand...meanwhile you just live forever, and I just come back whenever"

Barchar: "She could just, like."

Ant: "Not to justify her or anything but...I get why she's mad"

Barchar: "Have someone make her a body."

Ant: "...what if that's why she has Alki?"

Barchar: "I know a gal that'll gladly make one for science."

Fellby: "Yeah. This is an awfully bad way to go about getting a body."

Barchar: "Yeah, but I mean a body she can actually control all on her own, without having to wrestle with th-"

Barchar: "Oh. Shit. You're talking full assimilation."

Ant: "Well I was talking about her forcing Alki to build a body because Alki builds robots but your thing might also be what"

Ant: ((*what's happening

Barchar: "Oh."

Barchar: "The former is fine if she stops being a bitch."

Barchar: "I mean she shoulda just [i]asked[/i], but."

Entra: "Ant, she took me too, and I can't build robots."

Ant: "But she seems to be keeping Alki more hidden..."

Barchar: "Who knows."

Barchar: "Who cares? Find her, cut her off, maybe make her a body if she chills the fuck out."

Ant: "But...how did she get her hands on Entra in the first place...where did she even get those..."

Fellby: "See if Gaster's not too busy to do it."

Barchar: "Like I said, I know a gal."

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Vulard: *He walks in with his head slumped down*

Entra: "Uh...hi vulard..."

Barchar: "Hey, wizard dude."

Vulard: "I'm....sorry....."

Ant: "Huh?"

Barchar: "What did you do?"

Vulard: "I.....fought....didn't....work....too.....late"

Barchar: "Oh, now everything makes sense."

Barchar: "Do you need me to cut your arm off?"

Cobalt: "Oh my goooooooood how slow [i]are[/i] you muppet fuckers?!"

Barchar: she summons her sword. "Yup."

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Fellby: stands up. "I'll hold 'em down."

Ant: "Wouldn't being a hand make [i]you[/i] the muppet fucker?"

Barchar: "You're used to that, I bet."

Module: "Hey, I thought summoning swords was my thing" He says, as he grins at Barchar, "But I gladly let you take this one"

Barchar: "It's a [i]sabre[/i]." she corrects. "A chaos sabre."

Cobalt: "Yeah...hydra rules bitch. Cut these bitches off and I'll come back harder better faster stronger like mother fucking Daft Punk!"

Barchar: "Hah, fuck off."

Module: "Well not so much summoning, although I guess I can do an optical illusion if I wanted to, so it looked like summoning"

Cobalt: "Also.. 'chaos saber'? You steal that from sonic?"

Barchar: "Asriel, actually."

Barchar: "Where the body came from."

Barchar: "Thus, the magic."

Module: "No, stealing from sonic would be like having a name like 'Rush' or something"

: ((yee haw

Module: thinks for a moment, '...Wait, didn't I do that at one point?'

Cobalt: "Fuck you. You killed me last time. You're not gonna find Alki. Them and I are mass-producing this shit!"

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Barchar: "No, Cobalt." she says, gently. "Fuck [i]you[/i]. Fellby, could you get to the holding down please?"

Fellby: nods. "Gladly." He moves behind Colbalt/Vullard and grabs them by the waist.

Syphon: Shit

Barchar: is Fellby about to fucking suplex Vulard

Syphon: I got so caught up in pokemans

Syphon: I forgot I was here

ReoN: is cobalt a robot

Fellby: -Well, no.-

Barchar: robot hand

Syphon: Eh, I gtg in 7 minutes anyway

Syphon: Since when was he asleep on the couch?

ReoN: his hand slowly raises

ReoN: and flips him off

Ant: (( cobalt is a robotic hand yes ))

Ant: (( and she takes people's bodies ))

Penelope: *She walks in*

Ant: "Oh...oh my god...cobalt...you...why would you....?"

Barchar: "Hi. Do I need to cut your arm off too?" she says, raising her sword and coming down on Vulard's robotic arm, whichever one it is

Ant: "I...don't think we...can?"

Barchar: "Why the heck not?"

Cobalt: "Yes. You wouldn't hurt a child would you? Poor little Penelope. All she wanted was to go home...back to the surface."

Penelope: "I....can....wait...."

Cobalt: "She's so patient. Really her best attribute."

Ant: "You could learn from her, bitch."

Module: [Fellby, would you happen to have drugs so we can knock her out and do this]

Barchar: "Yeah, sure, I can cut her arms off still."

Module: [You've had to of confiscated shit in the past, right?]

Barchar: "I've seen worse things. They cut parts of kid's dicks off all the time."

Cobalt: "Or maybe not. Because she'll bleed out. I was extra careful with her. We're connected by blood."

Fellby: checks his phone. "... Why would I carry that shit around?"

Barchar: "...That's rude."

Ant: "...I...I'm gonna be sick..."

Module: "I'm not implying that, I'm saying we can wait a few minutes"

Fellby: "... Okay. Give me a moment."

Fellby: heads out for a while.

Barchar: has she successfuly extracted Cobalt from Vulard

Vulard: is free

Syphon: I feel so bad for that guy

Syphon: He missed 3 stone edges and a rock blast in a row

Vulard: "I'm...just...gonna go...I think."

Syphon: But also gtg

Barchar: "That's fair."

Syphon: Gn <3

Ant: (( gn ))

: gn

Module: [[[ Gn Tri ]]]

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Cobalt: *she makes Penelope sit on the couch*

Ant: "...Penelope...are you ok?"

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Barchar: "By the way, there's some weird being fucking with technology around, so."

Keys: Anyone here remember Criken2

Cobalt: "As if you can scare me off that easily."

Barchar: "Pff, yout hink that's what I'm doing?"

Barchar: "I know it won't scare you off. I'm just letting you know it's gonna happen."

Module: decides that it's in his better judgement not to mention any form of jinx relating to the thing fucking with technology.

Cobalt: "I'm calling your bluff bitch. Stop trying so hard."

Fellby: comes back. "Alright. This stuff should knock a kid her age out for about twenty minutes."

Barchar: I forget, has BC told Fellby about her/my planz[sup]TM[/sup] for halloween?

Cobalt: *Shoots lightning at fellby*

Fellby: -He knows about the Phantom of the Opera-

Barchar: alrighty then, he does

Fellby: is also made of fire.

Barchar: "When there's a loli in your systems, then you'll know I wasn't bluffinf.

Fellby: -What the fuck do you think lightning will do-

Fellby: looks disappointed.

Barchar: disappointed how?

Cobalt: *She gabs a bottle of water from Ant's pocket*

Ant: "Ah no, fuck!"

Barchar: she stands in front of Fellb

Fellby: -That someone tried to zap fire-

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Module: keeps a close eye on Cobalt.

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Cobalt: *Tries to dumb the water on Fellby*

Ant: ((*dump

Fellby: immediately starts backing up.

Barchar: it hits her. Beause she was standing in fornt of him. A couple drops might make it past her

Cobalt: *Get's fucking electrocuted because water is a conductor*

Barchar: "..."

Barchar: "Fucking moron."

Ant: "HOLY SHIT, PENELOPE!"

Fellby: "SHIT, CHECK ON THE KID!"

Module: scans Penelope real quick.

Barchar: is Penelope rip

Cobalt: *Punches ant* "YES. MY PLAN WAS TO HURT PENELOPE ALL ALONG OF COURSE!"

Penelope: *Is not great but still alive*

Barchar: she walks over, trying to kick Penelope/Cobalt in the stomach, just to get them down. "Hey, question, do you think she could stand to just lose the top half of her hand?"

Barchar: "Because I think she could."

Penelope: "Ow..."

Cobalt: "Alki has a killswitch in their hand."

Ant: "...You're bluffing..."

Barchar: "Killswitch won't do much if I break the part of that hand holding you."

Barchar: "That hand ain't all software, hun."

Cobalt: "What part of Penelope bleeding out was unclear?"

Ant: "You're a monster."

Barchar: "If she loses just the hand? Or the top half?"

Barchar: "Oh, uh, by the way, I could totally get someone to make you an actual body. Like, a full, real one."

Cobalt: "Um...the...uh....whole...YES. Any part of the hand and she will bleed out."

Barchar: "Just so you know."

Barchar: "Well that sure doesn't sound like a lie at all."

Cobalt: "Oh you wanna test and maybe have kid blood on your hands go ahead."

Barchar: "...Actually, wait, fuck it." she checks close to see if Cobalt was telling the truth about the guaranteed bleed-out in the first place

Module: "Wow, you'd think for a pair of hands you'd be good at Poker."

Pleinair: She stands up at the couch.

Cobalt: "Wait...you think I did this for a body?"

Barchar: She actually laughs at that one. "That's actually pretty good, Lua."

Pleinair: And looks across the bar for whatever is currently disturbing the peace in pleinairtown.

Barchar: She shrugs. "I dunno. You're doing this for [i]some[/i] reason."

Cobalt: "also that hand joke was terrible. just. the worst."

Barchar: "No sense of humor, this bitch."

Barchar: "Not a shred of it."

Cobalt: "Oh please. I have at least a handfull of better jokes."

Ant: "Yikes."

Pleinair: She looks at barchar with a look of 'which one do I punch into next week'

Barchar: she shrugs. "Pick one."

Ant: (( Cobalt's voice in my head for some reason has gone from Weiss Schnee to peridot ))

Barchar: (Weiss seems better)

Barchar: (Remember when Peri was intimidating?)

Barchar: (Good times)

Pleinair: She starts to walk torwards Cobalt.

Module: is slightly disappointed that it took that long for someone to take note of his sense of humor. "I mean, at least I don't go to the lowest form of humor, right?"

Ant: "Uh....shit....hand puns....uh...."

Module: "Because since when have people congratulated people over puns"

Ant: ((*cobalt said that not ant

Pleinair: Pulls out a BIIIIIG fuckin' sword.

Keys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_FN_FP_cac

Pleinair: I'll let that sum it up.

Barchar: "Only when they were really good puns."

Barchar: "Or they were very small children."

Module: "...Where do you people keep getting sword summoning abilities and where can I go to learn these abilities"

Barchar: "In the pun game, though, a groan is a reward."

Fellby: "Or they're a Sans."

Barchar: "Magic. Seriously."

Barchar: "Not joking."

: ((ok im goin to bed, gn

A: *He walks in*

Module: "I was gonna comment on the puns, but I genuinely want to know this"

Ant: (( gn ))

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Barchar: "Hi, do I need to cut off your arm?"

Pleinair: And after completely HANDing this pair of extremitie's life to them, walks over to the couch.

Cobalt: "Holy fuck. How long did it fucking take you to get here?"

Module: "I heard your story, I was hoping this one wasn't magic too"

Fellby: "Lemme guess! You've got a robot parasite too!"

A: "I was hungry. And no. I am acting of my own accord"

Barchar: "Cool."

Barchar: "Do I need to kill you still?"

A: "If you think yourself capable of it. But I doubt you are."

Ant: "Are you...helping her?"

Barchar: "I mean. I have a giant fucking rainbow laser."

Barchar: "Kills shit good."

Cobalt: *plays a clip of the twilight zone music*

A: "Entra is the solution to so many lost sheep."

Ant: ((*cobalt not entra

Barchar: "She's the solution to the lessening number of bitches in the world. 'S about it."

Ant: "Do you have any friends that don't speak in GODDAMN RIDDLES!"

A: "What I mean to say, Anthony, is that she can bring the word to peace."

Barchar: "Hah. Sure."

Ant: "Did....did this fucker just call me Anthony?"

Barchar: "Evils of free will and all that. A world filled with Cobalt would probably end up hating each other."

Barchar: "Because she's a bitch, and bitches hate other bitches."

Cobalt: "Nah. We're gonna fuck."

Barchar: "You're a hand, and the only way you can find to fuck yourself is mass assimilation?"

Barchar: "So uncreative."

Cobalt: "Hate fucking but still. I mean not this body isn't because jesus christ no"

Cobalt: "What no. I'm taking over the world so people don't have to suffer anymore. They can all just be me."

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Fellby: "So... It's like the plot of the Incredibles. Only instead of superheros, it's you."

Barchar: "That's."

Barchar: "Really shitty plan"

Barchar: "Like absurdly shitty."

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Cobalt: "I wanna say no but I'm finding it hard to argue..."

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Barchar: "Once everybody's peaceful, no-one will be?"

Module: "I'd recommend lying and saying it was just for the body"

Female Asriel: She spent a nice night with the kids to reassure herself she isn't a horrible mom

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Endling Asriel: -He had fun.-

Module: "It somehow makes you look less stupid in this situation"

Barchar: "But, like, seriously, name [i]one[/i] time that kind of plan worked."

Barchar: "In the slightest."

Cobalt: "I mean..."

Frisk: -He walks into the bar, with Asriel, who doesn't seem nearly as cheery.-

Barchar: "I can wait."

Cobalt: "Wait this is a genocide timeline. Isn't it Chara?"

Keys: ((I've been imagining Cobalt as Plankton

Barchar: "Yeah. So?"

Module: [Guys, I really need to think of a communist joke for this. I know there's one somewhere]

Cobalt: "So there. YOU killed everyone. In another life but still."

: ((MAXIMUN OVERDRIIIVE))

Fellby: "Hello, Frisk. Welcome to someone tries to take over the world, part... who the fuck knows."

Barchar: "And?"

Frisk: "Oh. Huh."

Asriel: "..."

Female Asriel: She enters as well

Cobalt: "AND IT FUCKING WORKED! YOU WON!"

Runner: [In soviet russia, everyone is you[

Frisk: "You guys say th F word a lot."

Female Asriel: "What."

Barchar: "...Yes, but that's not trying to make people safe."

Barchar: "Or happy."

Barchar: "That's murder."

ReoN: ((I horsed zs

ReoN: ((It went well

Frisk: "Also is this happening currently? Is it safe here?"

Barchar: "Nor is it trying to create a hive mind."

: ((Did they rename is HorseSection))

Fellby: shrugs at Frisk."

Module: [No, no. I swear you can compare this to communism some how]

Ant: "You are like a bond villain. Or like...not even that....an Austain Powers villain"

Frisk: "Well that's reassuring."

Cobalt: "uh...1984"

Module: "That'd imply that she's memorable"

Female Asriel: She looks around

Asriel: -He'a clinched to Frisk, not having at noticed that Fanta walked in.-

Runner: [I don't even know what you're talking about i'm trying to stuff a dead cat full of gunpowder]

Cobalt: "1984 worked. Orwell btich"

Female Asriel: She takes a look at smolgote and is more focused on 'what the fuck is going on'

: ((What do you call a blind cat))

Fellby: "Everyone was brainwashed!"

Ant: "Oh...my god...I got killed by an idiot..."

Module: [Also Runner, can you message me over a list of deliveries I gotta make tonight, I'm heading out soon and I think they got this handled]

Frisk: "Hey Fanta do you have a house?"

: ((A cataract))

: ((Hah))

: ((Hahah))

Ant: (( [i]ugh[/i] ))

Cobalt: "...gender roles? everyone believed that shit"

Module: [[ *Slow Clap* Get out [sub]na you can stay[/sub] ]]

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Ant: "Are you trying to act progressive so we don't kill you?"

Barchar: "That wasn't an attempt at utopia through brainwashing and/or hive minds."

Female Asriel: "I do?"

: ((What kind of overalls does Mario wear))

Female Asriel: "Why?"

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: Hey

Fellby: "Are you trying to bullshit-logic us right now?"

: There's a horse in ZS.

Cobalt: "Fuck it whatever I'm doing the plan anyway"

Frisk: "Because I don't think this place is very safe right now."

: This is fucking horrifying.

Module: [[ Bounce Pads? ]]

Barchar: "Can you just."

Barchar: "Not."

Frisk: "And Azzy doesn't wanna go home for now."

Barchar: "Because it's a bad idea."

A: *Punches Barchar*

Barchar: she looks at him, not reacting. "Rude."

Ant: "Woah what the fuck! That's not fair!"

A: *punches Ant*

: I REPEAT

Female Asriel: "Um.. sure."

Barchar: "I don't feelpain."

: HORSE TARANTULAS ARE SPREADING IN ZS

Module: [Fine, I'll stop being lazy]

Ant: "Ow fuck!"

Female Asriel: She opens the anydoor and leads them to her house

: THIS IS A CODE SIX SIX SIX NINER

Module: downloads the document for the deliveries he's making tonight.

Ant: (( what is zs and how horses and also tarantulas? ))

Fellby: grabs A by the shoulders, digging his knee into his spine.

Asriel: -He heads in first, Frisk following.-

Fellby: ((let it burn

Module: "You guys have this handled, right?"

Asriel: -And he goes to EA, cause he's one of his friends.-

Ant: "What? No? Don't just leave!"

A: *Tries to pin Ant to the floor*

Module: "I'm sorry for having deliveries I gotta do tonight. I got a life outside of here."

Barchar: she tries to pry A off

Ant: "...people are gonna die!"

Ant: "Fuck your deliveries"

Module: "..."

Frisk: -He simply sits on the couch.-

Fellby: redirects A. "Nope!"

Female Asriel: She watches the two, looking at Frisk and askinf "What happened?"

Module: "Yes the incompetent and the asshole are gonna kill people."

Module: "I truly believe that"

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A: "Don't you see? You're going to be saved! Why struggle!"

Frisk: "I don't know, something happened with the bar I think? Apparently someone is trying to take over the world and people were getting punched."

Barchar: "No, this isn't saving, A."

Barchar: "This is stupid."

Barchar: "Utterly fucking idiotic."

Female Asriel: "Oh, ok."

Cobalt: "Well then."

Barchar: "You're dumb, she's dumb, everyone involved is dumb."

Female Asriel: "Well, make yourself at home."

Alki: *He walks in and then falls over.*

Ant: "..."

Female Asriel: She looks to see if hywel's here to explain the situation

Ant: (( *they...whatever... ))

Fellby: "Oh hey, there's Alki!"

Frisk: "Thanks. This can be like a play date or something."

Frisk: "...For the kids I mean."

Female Asriel: She nods

Barchar: "Oh, hi Alki."

Barchar: she brings out the chaos buster, charging it

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Ant: "Alki...?"

Module: [I know none of these people and I've done more than enough, I'm out of here. Message me if shit gets worse]

Alki: *they don't move*

Smash: (( we needed those whores tarantulas

Barchar: "If you're gonna stubbornly stop me from shooting him to cut this off at the stem, Ant, now is the time."

Module: silently redirects all messages he gets to Runner.

Cobalt: "A, you can go. I've got this."

Module: waves off, and leaves.

Module: [[ I gotta do HW ]]

A: "Of course" *He just casually leaves*

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]*relaxes at the bar*[/color]

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Barchar: "Seriously, three seconds."

Ant: "Alki get up."

Frisk: "So. How are you?"

Barchar: "3."

Female Asriel: "I'm good, you?"

Ant: "Alki! GET UP!"

Frisk: "Been better."

Barchar: "2."

Alki: *still isn't moving*

Ant: "ALKI!"

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]*looks over at anything happening I the bar*[/color]

Barchar: "1."

Female Asriel: "Asriel seemed kinda.. off."

Cobalt: "You dumb fuck."

Frisk: "I heard what happened."

Barchar: aaaand, she fires!"

Fellby: "Barchar, wait!"

Frisk: "That he talked to you about it and stuff."

Female Asriel: "Ah.. yeah.."

Frisk: "...Didn't really know what to do."

Barchar: is able to be pushed out of the way, still

Ant: just looks away

Frisk: -His smile fades.-

Fellby: pushes her to the side.

Female Asriel: "He seemed really.. not wanting you to worry about it. Sorry."

Frisk: "I feel stuck."

Barchar: she grunts, her shot missing. "OH, COME ON!"

Frisk: "Like... whole world is keeping me in place. Pinning me."

Barchar: "It was all dramatic and everything!"

Female Asriel: "It sounds awful."

Frisk: "yeah..."

Fellby: "Cobalt's probably got bullshit planned."

Alki: *Gets up, tackles Ant and removes Ant's arm*

Cobalt: "I guess it was a win win."

Fellby: "Oh, that's what's up."

Frisk: "I told him to defend himself... he didn't..."

Barchar: "WOW, THAT COULD HAVE NOT HAPPENED IF I'D SHOT HIM!"

Frisk: "...Doesn't surprise me."

Fellby: attempts to grab Alki and push him towards Barchar.

Ant: runs out of the bar with cobalt, and penelope

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]are the lot of you alright?[/color]

Barchar: "FUCKING THANKS, FELLBY."

Barchar: she dismisses the buster

Fellby: "OKAY, I ADMIT IT. I FUCKED UP."

Frisk: "What would you do?"

Alki: *runs after them*

Barchar: she sighs, sitting on the couch

Female Asriel: "..if he didn't have the power he does, I'd say teach him to fight."

Frisk: "It's not that, you know? He feels bad."

Barchar: "Well that was ten flavors of bullshit."

Female Asriel: "Yeah.."

Fellby: "Look, I thought..." he sighs. "I thought Colbalt would have have some sort of bullshit killswitch."

Frisk: "He's also afraid that he'll accidentally really hurt them."

Female Asriel: "I said I could walk him home if he wanted, but he said that the people in your timeline aren't the most.. friendly to monsters."

Entra: *She had been paralyzed with fear for the last few minutes and now snaps back to reality*

Barchar: "She probably didn't. But even if she did, it'd probably would kill far less people than it saved from getting taken by a crazy robo-hand."

Fellby: "...Damn it."

Frisk: "You think? That's the whole reason those kids haven't been expelled."

Entra: "Ant...ant will come back..."

Frisk: "It's terrible."

Entra: "They...always come back...."

Frisk: "Humans are dicks."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]bartender, I'll take a glass of water if you have it. *thinks for a moment* ... or should I get it?[/color]

Frisk: "I'm not though."

Ant: (( brb ))

Barchar: "

Barchar: "I'll do it." she says, grabbing at the distraction

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]thank you, madame.[/color]

Fellby: lays on the couch, covering his face.

Female Asriel: "You want me to walk him home? I dunno what would happen, but I doubt.. no, I don't know what would happen."

Entra: "Someone promise that Ant will come back this time...."

Frisk: "...Not gonna put you in danger."

Frisk: "I can figure something out to walk home with him."

Fellby: "Look, I don't know, okay?"

Female Asriel: "I really wanna help."

Frisk: "...Not sure how."

Entra: "[sub]oh. ok.[/sub]"

Barchar: "Hard to tell."

Barchar: "He probably will be."

Entra: "I think I'm just gonna...go lay down..." *She leaves*

Barchar: "50/50, I think."

Ant: (( gtg ))

Barchar: "Yeah, by."

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Barchar: "...Hey, Fellby, do you have a tux I can borrow? Maybe Muffet has, like, a black dress?"

Fellby: "... Yeah."

Barchar: "Cool."

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Female Asriel: "Maybe I could like.. wear a mask or something."

Barchar: "Just, you know. Still low on cash. And I won't have an income ubtil I can actually find somebody to publish."

Fellby: "Mmh."

Barchar: "And even then, I'd still need to get people to read it..."

Barchar: "But that can be worked out later."

Barchar: "...How many book stores even are there in Gaston? Maybe I can just send them copies myself. Self-publish."

Fellby: "People will read books about models getting fucked by bigfoot, they'll read yours."

Barchar: "I [i]might[/i] start a company, but I feel like adding 'business owner' to my list of duties is, uh."

Barchar: "A bit excessive."

Fellby: "I'd help."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]anyway I could be of assistance?[/color]

Fellby: "Maybe."

Barchar: "Hm. Actually, that could work. Muff'd probably want to assist, too."

Barchar: "And, uh, we'll see, I guess, Xeo."

Fellby: "And maybe I should write my own memoir."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]the most I can really do is build equipment, sadly.[/color]

Barchar: "Don't tread on my turf, fireman." she says, smirking

Fellby: "Mmh."

Barchar: "...I'm joking. so you know."

Barchar: "What I did is, as I said, the next best thing to a biography. you wanna make an actual biography, go ahead."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]A simple jest now and then is appreciated, in my personal opinion.[/color]

Fellby: "Some stuff about being someone whose seen weird people come through his businesse's door."

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Smash: (( pawn stars?

Fellby: (("I'm Fellby, and this is my whore house."

ReoN: deletes twitter

Fellby: is okay with this, he never really used it.

ReoN: and tumblr

Barchar: "...Actually, hell, like I said, I almost regretted going for Muff's Point of view because it lost a lot of how it actually felt to get seduced by a succubus. Maybe you're not stepping on my turf, you're expanding it."

Barchar: aw, man, her pun war with Schyroton

ReoN: replaces them with links to the north korean versions of said sites

Fellby: "Oh boy. Did she tell you how fast I fell for her?"

Barchar: "I don't think so."

Barchar: "But, considering, it was probably about 30 minutes."

Fellby: "It was more like a week to make it real."

Barchar: "Still fast, but not as."

Smash: (( I work here with my father, and my wife. After all these years, you never know WHAT, is gonna fuck your ass.

Barchar: (fucking 10)

Fellby: ((amazing

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]have you considered making a show about your current business?[/color]

Barchar: "...I think that'd be illegal."

Fellby: "Pff. Too risque for tv."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]why would that be?[/color]

Fellby: "It's a whore house."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]a what house?[/color]

Fellby: "Whores. People who sell their bodies for money."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]I'm not sure I follow, they can grow new organs?[/color]

Fellby: "... Are you from one of those timelines that don't have sex?"

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]oh, is that what it is?[/color]

Fellby: "Yeah."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]That's not a bad marketing idea.[/color]

Barchar: "It kind of is."

Barchar: (What would it be if Ember used BC and fellbz as jungle gyms?)

Barchar: (Shrimp on the Barby)

Fellby: ((oh my god

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]why would it? sex isn't illegal, paying someone isn't illegal.[/color]

Fellby: ((also you've just made me realize the barchar-fellby pairing is Barby

Fellby: "In some timelines it is illegal to pay for sex."

Barchar: "Dumbass Law in my book, but whatever. Most places also don't let people watch porn until their 18, but let them actually have sex as many as four years earlier."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]where I come from, most just commit to a relationship. No ones really thought to sell it.[/color]

Fellby: "Mh."

Barchar: "You don't have adulterors? Wow."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]I essentially live in a Utopian society. but, I wanted excitement, so I've been traveling.[/color]

Barchar: "Hardly a utopia without free sex, far as I'm concerned. C

Barchar: "Then again, I'm not the girl in a four way relationship."

Barchar: "So I might just be biased."

Fellby: gets the realization he could sell a book about his first year of being a whore. Or his training, at the very least.

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]I mean, it's just always been free when you're in a committed relationship with someone. As far as what I know.[/color]

Smash: (( I just realised I'm listening to 'mom's spaghetti'

Barchar: "But you can't, like, have sex with people outside of that? Or have relationships with more than one person?"

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Barchar: "I mean, again, I'm in a relationship with three other people at once, right now. And we're pretty happy."

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Xeo: [color=#ff0000]I suppose you could, but, why?[/color]

Barchar: "...Because some people love more than one person, and want to be able to do that?"

Barchar: "And with the former, some people don't want or can't handle the commitment of a full relationship, but still wanna fuck?"

Barchar: "Unless you're all super suppressed-and if so, again, shitty utopia-thats gonna be a thing."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]that kinda seems like that one person wasn't enough for you. but, whatever works for you I suppose. We seem perfectly happy with how we are.[/color]

Fellby: "Love isn't a finite thing, you know."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]I'm not saying it is.[/color]

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Smash: (( gdi, what

Smash: (( why, why that image

ReoN: ((Hi b

Rick Sanchez: ((you weren't here for all of it yesterday))

Rick Sanchez: ((we had a great time))

Smash: (( *sigh*

Rick Sanchez: ((we talked about the gay

Smash: (( I remember that part

Rick Sanchez: ((did you know Ant is the gay?

Smash: (( Yes, I remember

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Smash: ((speak of the devil

Fellby: "But anyway."

Ant: (( Oh god this tangent again ))

Fellby: pops a cigarette in his mouth.

Rick Sanchez: -is bored and has an hour to kill-

Rick Sanchez: ((nah

ReoN: ((Did

ReoN: ((Did i tell you guys the honor college story

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]that's just how our way of life is.[/color]

Rick Sanchez: ((No

Barchar: (does Ant is gay)

Ant: (( Not that I know of ))

Rick Sanchez: ((Goddamnit stop

Ant: (( But yes I is the very gay. ))

Barchar: (Cool)

Barchar: (have fun liking dudes)

ReoN: ((Alright momma slarv's gonna tell a story

Smash: (( yaaaaaaay

Ant: (( Ok maybe I lied. Like 50 percent gay ))

ReoN: ((I was in a government club

Smash: (( I need some milk for this story

Rick Sanchez: ((how are the bouncers?

ReoN: ((And it was the most goddamn conservative insanity I had ever seen

ReoN: ((Like

Ant: (( Oh no ))

ReoN: ((Most of alabama's actually pretty cool

ReoN: ((Politically middle of the road

ReoN: ((Not too left not too right

Rick Sanchez: ((not what I would expect

Ant: (( Huh me neither ))

Barchar: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/007/958/datpyro3.png me

: (( I didn't realize until now I had this open for two days

Rick Sanchez: ((In Louisiana everyone is übercatholic))

Ant: (( Arizona was actually a lot more conservative than I thought ))

Ant: (( *is not was ))

ReoN: ((But these are the kinda guys who required you read the book 'Abortion, pro life versus pro death' before attending a government club

Rick Sanchez: ((oh jeez

ReoN: ((Among various others

Smash: (( okay, that brings up something I hate

Barchar: Is that a real title

ReoN: ((Yes

Smash: (( people too fucking scared of germs

Barchar: Jesus h Christian

ReoN: ((I think it's slightly off

ReoN: ((But you can buy it

ReoN: ((The head honcho was a 65 year old with 12 kids

Rick Sanchez: ((did I ever tell you about my old history book?))

Rick Sanchez: ((oh sorry

Rick Sanchez: ((Thought you were done

ReoN: ((Oh no

Smash: (( did you know, they use an alcohol swab on your arm... before a lethal injection?

ReoN: ((It gets better

Ant: (( 65?

ReoN: ((The day rolled around that I was looking at colleges

Ant: (( Wait smash, really? ))

Smash: (( God fucking forbid they go to hell, AND be sick!

Ant: (( No no no can't have that needle wound from death fluid getting infected ))

Rick Sanchez: (([sup]smash that's just basic medicine protocol that they follow for everything, not doing it would be weird[/sup]))

ReoN: ((And I have the grades to get into the honor college where I want to go, which is the college in my hometown

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ReoN: ((As it turns out

ReoN: ((One of those 12 children was gay

Ant: (( Poor child ))

Smash: (( MEDICINE PROTOCOL? IT'S A LETHAL INJECTION, YOU NIMROD!

ReoN: ((And the honor college turned him gay, according to this person

Fellby: ((wat

Rick Sanchez: (([sup]OH[/sup][sub]my[/sub]GOOOOOOOOOOD))

ReoN: ((So me and my mother had to sit through a thirty minute lecture

Ant: (( *slams face on keyboard*

ReoN: ((About the dangers of the college gay agenda

Rick Sanchez: ((no but doctors ALWAYS do the alcohol swab for literally every injection))

Rick Sanchez: ((It's a habit and a standard))

Keys: ((Holy shit wait

Keys: ((Do we have Smash and B in a discussion

Barchar: (Not the fact that it's scientifically believed that having more kids makes them more likely to be gay. No sir.)

Smash: (( That's fucking STUPID IF YOU'RE GONNA KILL THE GUY!

Keys: ((Someone get the fucking popcorn

Ant: (( Right because obviously marriage = world domination ))

ReoN: ((I didn't wanna go to honor college anyway

ReoN: ((But my mom brought up that I qualified

Rick Sanchez: ((I get what you're saying, and to an extent I agree. I tend to be a pragmatist like that too.))

ReoN: ((And suddenly I'm missing lunch to pray the gay away

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: ((what))

ReoN: ((All in all a good club

Smash: (( People are to fucking afraid of germs, you sanitize all the time, and you're gonna have a weak, useless, immune system

Rick Sanchez: ((but when it comes to medical procedure it makes sense to be super anal so that it's engrained in them to ALWAYS use alcohol))

Rick Sanchez: ((I agree

Rick Sanchez: ((Antibiotic resistant bacteria will kill us all))

Ant: (( The only story I have close to that is when someone tried to make a presentation on the north carolina bathroom thing, and just sarcastically listed off gender identities, while his group just kinda tried to get him to stop ))

Smash: (( body needs practice, drop food on the ground? stop being a pussy and take a fucking chance, will ya?

Rick Sanchez: ((You are going to die of dysentery and I will laugh))

: ((That's nice to know))

Barchar: (I'm of the opinion there are only two/maybe three depending on how you count agender genders, but that's fucking dumb)

Rick Sanchez: ((Do you think people who were alive before germ theory was a thing were better off?))

Smash: (( I've had too much practice to die of that now

Rick Sanchez: ((spoiler alert they died))

Rick Sanchez: ((at like 30

Smash: (( that's the people who were too fucking weak

Smash: (( natural selection at its finest

Rick Sanchez: ((I have a weak immune system

: ((Meanwhile, bitches are living past 100

Ant: (( He like almost broke out into the apache helicopter thing ))

Rick Sanchez: ((Want me dead?

: ((I barely get sick

Smash: (( no, strengthen that bitch up

Rick Sanchez: ((IMMUNE SYSTEMS ARE NOT MUSCLES

Rick Sanchez: ((I CANNOT DO SICK LIFTS WITH MY ANTIBODIES))

Ant: (( I hardly get sick because I have a good immune system. I used to get sick all the time. ))

Smash: (( swim in the hudson river, get some bacterial experience!

Rick Sanchez: ((Ok at this point you're just fucking with me))

Barchar: (Smash, you're cool and all but)

Barchar: (are you fucking serious right now)

Rick Sanchez: ((Laharl, pass the popcorn?

Smash: (( of course no, don't swim in raw sewage

Keys: ((Me and B are in louisiana

Keys: ((If one of us swins in any 'rivers' here

Smash: (( build your immune system, but don't swim in literal shit

Keys: ((We're gonna come out dead, cancer, or with a crocodile on our junk

ReoN: ((Did u know that if you get a disease you can't get it again

Rick Sanchez: ((Oh it's not that bad

Rick Sanchez: ((WAIT A FUCKING SECOND

Ant: (( I only have sand to swim in ))

Rick Sanchez: ((CROCODILES?

Smash: (( you mean alligators

Rick Sanchez: ((You're no real Louisianian.))

ReoN: ((>no crawfish on your nipples

Keys: ((Fuck it I talk like a northerner

Smash: (( who else has eaten alligators?

Rick Sanchez: ((Me too actually

Keys: ((Me

: -raises hand-

: I have

Rick Sanchez: ((me too thanks

Smash: (( noice, tasty, right?

: Mhm

ReoN: ((I had an alligator sandwich once

Rick Sanchez: ((yeah pretty damn good

Ant: (( I've eaten kangaroo. Does that count for anything? ))

ReoN: ((It was gokd

: Meanwhile

Rick Sanchez: ((The chicken of the sea

Smash: (( yeah, I'll count it

ReoN: ((Hold on

: If you swim in a river in Florida

: I'd come out alive

Barchar: (I ate alligator once)

ReoN: ((Let's not count it if you picked up a pack of 'x jerky' at a store once to feel exotic

Ant: (( If you're wondering, kangaroo was just basically a bad steak. ))

Fellby: ((if you swimin a river here you get leeches and frostbite

Barchar: (just kinda tasted like popcorn chicken to me. Was alright. )

Smash: (( who has eaten shark?

ReoN: ((Because 'x jerky' is beef jerky they labeled differently

: If you swim in the ocean on Florida's coast

Keys: ((I ate cooked alligator

: And there's a purple flag

: You'll find fuckin jellyfish

: Maybe a shark if you're lucky

: And lots of tiny fish

Rick Sanchez: ((Did you know that there's a medical condition called "Rigor Mortis" that prevents all diseases?))

: I prefer a yellow flag on my beach

Smash: (( I do not recommend eating shark

Barchar: I once stepped on a jellyfish on the beach

ReoN: ((Ah, I remember getting stung on the face once

ReoN: ((It was a bad day

Barchar: It was partially embedded in the sand, and I thought it was a rock or something

Smash: (( I know, 'Rick'n'morty' is a great disease

Rick Sanchez: ((so here I was playing Overwatch and I was talking to this guy I had added a week or so back))

Barchar: It didn't hurt, I think I had sandals on, but when it jiggled and I realized what it as I freaked the fuck out

Rick Sanchez: ((he's like 24 and he had been working in a club for a few years but is currently unemployed))

: I once got shocked by electricity

: It was fun

Rick Sanchez: ((he has 150 hours in Widowmaker alone))

Smash: (( same, it is

Rick Sanchez: ((and yet somehow he's an eternal optimist))

Barchar: Kinky weirdos

Smash: (( shocking, isn't it?

Ant: (( oh ))

: >implying we aren't kinky weirdos

Rick Sanchez: ((All I could think is that the two of us could make excellent dual main characters for a sitcom.))

Ant: (( Yes. An optimist and a cynic

Ant: (( But the two bond of being kinky weirdos

Barchar: I'm implying you *are* Kinky weirdos

Ant: ((*over not of

Rick Sanchez: ((an edgy teen cynic and math nerd with an optimistic 24 year old unemployed loser who misses his old party life))

Rick Sanchez: ((I should sell the concept to FOX

Rick Sanchez: ((they can call it 2loser4me))

Ant: (( Why does fox have somewhat progressive shows but terrible terrible news?

Rick Sanchez: ((...because we're both losers if that wasn't clear))

Rick Sanchez: ((Two different FOXes

Ant: (( Wait really? Am I that dumb?

Smash: (( I'll just fuck a humanoid, jerk them off, kick the sun in the balls, then they turn around and say 'me hoi ma noi' and bust a honey nut in their ass, but that's not too kinky, that's kinda just weird.

Rick Sanchez: ((also progressive and terrible aren't opposites))

Ant: (( I like some of foxs shows tho... ))

Rick Sanchez: ((meh

Fellby: ((for example, a show that is progressive and terrible: glee

Smash: (( some of shit I say has noooooo bearing what so ever

Ant: (( FOX: hey at least it's not CBS ))

Ant: (( I like brooklyn 99. That's a good show. ))

: Flame

: You're a kinky weirdo

Ant: (( Except for Terry Crews because they obviously just cast him so he could yell about yogurt every five minutes ))

Barchar: I'm not that Kinky

: I found that out when you said you got a boner from Absol gijinkas.

Rick Sanchez: ((when I was thirteen I was a little brainwashed shitbag who hated gay people))

Rick Sanchez: ((AMA

Fellby: ((*whispers* you like hypnosis don't you flame

Barchar: I've made that very clear

Barchar: I mean, I have some kinks but not that many. That I'm aware of.

: I have quite a few different kinks

Ant: (( Did you hate gay people or just follow your friends without fully understanding it? ))

Rick Sanchez: ((both

Ant: (( Oh ))

Barchar: [s]what was it like being brainwashed that's my fetish[/s] what made you stop being a brainwashed little shit bag? Do you remember?

Rick Sanchez: ((yeah

Rick Sanchez: ((losing my religion

Ant: (( I just never knew it was a thing until I was like 12 and at fiirst it just freaked me out. Everyone used gay as an insult so I just followed along ))

Rick Sanchez: ((it's a hell of a drug

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Ant: (( I didn't even have religion I was just friends with fuckbois ))

Ant: (( Said fuckbois don't even know I moved to AZ. None of them seem to care. Fuck em ))

Rick Sanchez: ((So like when I gave up on Catholicism I was just like "why do I hate gay people again? oh dear I've been a shitstain this whole time"))

Ant: (( I realized I was a shit when two guys at my school started dating and when I realized I had a crush on my friend ))

Barchar: (I don't remember ever thinking of being gay as more than just)

Barchar: (a thing people are)

Rick Sanchez: ((be glad you grew up free

Fellby: ((i used to be a shitbag like that

Barchar: (I must have stumbled upon the concept very bluntly, where the only reaction I had available was 'oh, alright' )

Fellby: ((then i realized i liked tits

Rick Sanchez: ((Sorry if I'm being too euphoric, but religion is still fucking me over today))

Smash: (( I'm the weirdest Christian you'll ever meet. I can't even explain it. I'm essentially, 'look, I'll do my thing with god, you do yours, I'm not gonna shove anything down your throat, and honestly, rather not talk about it. now eat your lunch.'

ReoN: ((I used to be vehemently anti everything not straight and cis like god intended

Ant: (( I said shitty things about trans people too ))

Ant: (( But we all know how that turned out ))

Rick Sanchez: ((now you see you're the right kind d Christian

ReoN: ((I think half of it was a coping mechanism tbh

Rick Sanchez: ((honestly if they would actually follow the Bible I wouldn't have any quarrels))

Smash: (( I believe in god, I do my prayers, but, I don't go to church, and I don't read the bible.

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Rick Sanchez: ((Thing is if you actually read the Bible as a whole it actually has nothing against gay or trans people except in Paul's shit but honestly who gave him the right to decide))

Ant: (( I call myself an atheist but every once in awhile I look up and think. "Wow that sure was a convenient coincidence there. huh." ))

ReoN: ((That was basically me

ReoN: ((Before I just kinda

ReoN: ((Stopped caring

Rick Sanchez: ((oh dear I'm using too many adjectives))

Smash: (( I don't think I need to read a book with 5000 different ways to tell me not to be a dick towards people.

Rick Sanchez: ((*adverbs

Rick Sanchez: ((my fingers didn't follow my brain's advice))

Smash: (( I think there's way too much coincidental shit for their not to be a god.

Rick Sanchez: ((if you ever do get around to reading it either committ to a hard reading and get some perspective or don't touch the Old Testament))

Rick Sanchez: ((that shit got retconned

Smash: (( like th-[censored example because of rule 2]

Ant: (( I just sorta follow the most basic part of the Hippocratic oath (yes I know that's not religious): Do No Harm ))

Ant: (( Deja vu. wtf ))

Rick Sanchez: ((My personal philosophy is do whatever the fuck you want as long as it doesn't hurt someone else))

Ant: (( I know that Deja Vu isn't relevant to anyone else but holy shit... ))

Smash: (( Mines more of a Hippocratic suggestion

Rick Sanchez: ((I'm a weird dude philosophically

Barchar: (I don't personally need a God to explain the coincidences. Because, hey, shit happens. We live in a Fucked up world where Fucked up things happen and that's just how we gotta let it go)

Ant: (( ^

Rick Sanchez: ((deontologist in the streets, hedonist in the sheets))

Smash: (( I'm not gonna preach, and I respect your decision

Rick Sanchez: ((wait a second

Ant: (( Also we cant prove without a doubt that the universe, as well as all are memories just came into existence 5 seconds ago so fuck it what is anything? ))

Rick Sanchez: ((did we just have a religious discussion))

Rick Sanchez: ((and nobody got angry

Ant: (( *our

Ant: (( And tes ))

Ant: (( *yes

Barchar: (a calm-ass religious discussion)

Rick Sanchez: ((whoa

Ant: (( This is the chillest most respectful religious discussion I've ever had ))

Barchar: (this is part of why I love you guys. Unless it's internal drama it's like, this aura of chill)

Smash: (( yeah, because I'm probably the most religious one here, and I just, not even gonna argue, that ain't me.

Rick Sanchez: ((I mean we're all weirdos why get mad?

Rick Sanchez: ((it's not like we're going to make each other less weird))

Ant: (( Because this is our place to chill and escape to so why would we ruin it and argue ))

Rick Sanchez: ((^

Smash: (( Also, I know we're in a parallel universe

Ant: (( This is where we talk about gender and weird kinks and weird philosophies that we can't talk about irl. ))

Rick Sanchez: ((like I already get ranted at for an hour a day by my grandmother on the way to calculus))

Smash: (( what are you talking about? I talk about it irl

Rick Sanchez: ((not the crazy racist grandmother the mildly racist grandmother))

Ant: (( Well ok...some of us then ))

Rick Sanchez: ((I wish I had irl friends who would talk philosophy))

Smash: (( I'm as real online as I am offline

Rick Sanchez: ((ok let's not get pedantic

Smash: (( don't be me

Ant: (( B. put down the thesaurus ))

Rick Sanchez: ((irl is shorthand for offline which is a boring way of saying meatspace))

Rick Sanchez: ((what are you talking about pedantic is a common word

Ant: (( sure ))

Rick Sanchez: ((Don't allow my sequipedalian loquaciousness irritate your minimalistic sensibilities))

Ant: (( "Pedantic - of or like a pedant". Thanks google ))

Rick Sanchez: ((shit

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Rick Sanchez: ((all that wordiness and I forgot to make the verb an infinitive

Rick Sanchez: ((fml

Ant: (( Schlampe ))

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Rick Sanchez: ((schieße

Ant: (( Ist scheisse ))

Ant: (( I don't know how to get the s thing. Or even remember what the s thing is called ))

Ant: (( also *isst ))

Rick Sanchez: ((I hold down the "s" on my phone keyboard))

Smash: (( ß dafuq is this?

Ant: (( German double s ))

Ant: (( I don't remember the actual name ))

Smash: (( fuck you, that's a B

Ant: (( It's an s ))

Ant: (( [s]on my world it means hope[/s] ))

Rick Sanchez: ((you need to get inoculated to German

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Ant: (( I had a year of german. All I remember are cuss words ))

Rick Sanchez: ((das ist schieße))

Smash: (( no, I need 420mlgram canister of acetaminophen for my headache

: ((It's rare seeing Christians who are actually fine with gay people

Rick Sanchez: ((at least it's better than letting the government inject me with autism))

Smash: (( that's me

Ant: (( Es ist nicht ))

Rick Sanchez: ((Helden sterben nicht!))

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Ant: (( *smash is secretly reporting to the Gay Police ))

Rick Sanchez: ((gay police are my fetish

Barchar: There's porn of it

Fellby: ((come on b, be into something more normal

Fellby: ((like bondage

Ant: (( I've been watching this anime that takes place in a fictional European country during world war II ))

Rick Sanchez: ((Ein Klein Nachtmusik

Barchar: Or mind control

Rick Sanchez: ((what if theoretically I was seriously into bondage

Rick Sanchez: ((asking for a theoretical friend))

Ant: (( And they have fake nazis from a country called Germania ))

Fellby: ((i'm not even lying, i've seen enough fanfic to consider bondage "normal" now

Ant: (( And their salute is seige reiche ))

Ant: (( I'm pretty sure that doesn't mean anything ))

Rick Sanchez: ((what if theoretically my years of being forced to tie knots by middle aged men developed into a Freudian sexual complex))

Barchar: I think everybody is at least a little into bondage

Rick Sanchez: ((and by "me" I mean "my friend"))

Ant: (( I'm not into it at all actually ))

Barchar: Okay everyone but ant

Barchar: Shun him

Barchar: Shuuun

Rick Sanchez: ((-shuns-

Ant: (( *them ))

Barchar: Oh you're a-okay

Barchar: I was not aware

Rick Sanchez: ((I wonder if my friends bondage fetish would translate over into disabled porn))

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Ant: (( It's ok. I fuck up my own pronouns half the time anyway. ))

Rick Sanchez: ((brb asking her bye))

Smash: (( *woody laugh*

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Ant: (( Tbh I have no idea where my kinks come from ))

: I'm not into it

: I'm not into bondage

: At all

Rick Sanchez: ((they're a natural consequence of your gay))

Ant: (( See? I'm not the only one not into bondage ))

Rick Sanchez: ((wow flame look at these plebs))

: I would prefer to have sex without my partner pinned to the fucking wall on a chain

Ant: (( ^ ))

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Rick Sanchez: ((I'd be shaking my head if I could move it))

Smash: (( I'm more of a, pinning or holding someone into submission myself rather than have a rope or chains do it.

Rick Sanchez: ((right now I'm typing this with one of those eye movement detectors))

: I feel like I would actually be pretty chill during sex

Rick Sanchez: ((I'm actually in a latex vacbed))

: Kind of just like

Smash: ((that's called being in bottom

Smash: [color=#fffffe]*on[/color]

: "What the fuck do you want me to do"

Rick Sanchez: ((excuse me gotta go suffocating))

Rick Sanchez: ((gn forever

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Ant: (( RIP B. He died how he lived: kinky ))

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Smash: (( what does one say?

Ant: (( I don't know ))

Ant: (( wwjd? ))

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Fellby: "... Huh, it got quiet in here all of a sudden."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]Yes, it did.[/color]

Ant: (( Oh shit. All my character got kidnapped ))

Fellby: ((rip

Fellby: -He finishes the last of his cigarette.

ReoN: what if fellby vaped

Fellby: ((would that even be possible? like, isn't vape juice mostly water

ReoN: ((He drinks it

Barchar: Pretty much, but it's not water by the time it leaves as far as I know

Fellby: ((also i just remembered a fic i read a few months ago where the author describes asriel vaping his favorite kind of juice

Fellby: ((the fic was... okay

Fellby: ((but the constant vaping distracted from it

Ant: (( Dear lord ))

Barchar: (was it written by blo)

Ant: (( https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3130154337/9520907e47ad668402fa266864d7fd7b_400x400.jpeg

ReoN: ((I need to read more cancer utcfanfics

ReoN: ((The good ones make azzy sad

Smash: (( *cries*

ReoN: ((A sad tulpa isn't fun

Ant: (( So I found this sub. That's just trans people making jokes about themselves. It's like that tangent we went on about "the gay" but like, more of it and with trans people ))

Fellby: ((also, fellby is actually addicted to nicotine

Smash: ((he had the heart of champ, bless his little heart

Ant: (( nvm some of these posts are too real ))

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]*drinks his water*[/color]

Fellby: "... So..."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]yes?[/color]

Fellby: "I don't know, actually."

Ant: (( I gotta new character idea. time to hit the name generators ))

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]I suppose there's not much to work off of.[/color]

Fellby: "I kind of forgot what I was talking about."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]publishing, books, tv, the work place[/color]

ReoN: appears on the tv

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]*looks over*[/color]

Ant: (( "Kickback Omega Supreme" 10/10 ))

Ant: (( "OpalShade GothycSigh" ))

Fellby: looks up.

Ant: (( "Punch Loki" ))

Ant: (( This generator is a joke ))

Smash: (( "The Juice Crew"

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Ant: (( Ok. I got Frey. Frey isn't bad ))

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]should I attempt to fix that television set?[/color]

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Ant: (( Ok. I got Lóegaire. Lóegaire is bad ))

ReoN: "Hello humans and lesser beings."

Fellby: "Okay, rude."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]what's a human? *is clearly human*[/color]

ReoN: "I seek communication."

ReoN: sounds like bootleg jaques

ReoN: from the jontron

Ant: ((Spacenik Crystalfriend))

Barchar: "Hi."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]*pays close attention*[/color]

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]cheers.[/color]

Ant: (( I checked the box that said american names and got fucking "narek" ))

Fellby: ((well with the special snowflake names people are giving their kids these days

Ant: (( Hovik Ari: Yes I am american child who enjoys skateboards and pokeemans ))

Fellby: ((ari could work

Ant: (( Alright yeah I'll take it ))

Smash: (( Adolf hitler

Keys: ((I met a kid named Evol once

ReoN: "Hello."

Ari: *A girl in a futuristic flight suit walks in*

ReoN: ((I know a girl named watermelondria

Ant: (( Oh no ))

Ari: *She glances at a screen on her wrist* "Eh, screw it" *she removes her space helmet*

Keys: ((Also, i've known a lot of Aris

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]hello[/color]

Keys: ((ANd not a single Ari i've met

Keys: ((Has not had bipolar disorder

Keys: ((Like i'm not stereotyping honestly every girl named Ari i've met has had bipolar disorder

Ari: "Oh sweet you speak the same language. What are the odds of that huh?"

Ari: "Oh, and hi by the way"

Fellby: ((wait now i know why ari was familiar to me

ReoN: ((Hc: the bar hands out free babel fish

Fellby: ((it's the name of a maximum ride character

Smash: (( what language are you speaking?

Ant: (( english ))

Ari: *Holds out her hand* "I'm Ari."

Fellby: looks at Ari.

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]*shakes it* Xeo.[/color]

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]*eyes glow lightblue for a moment*[/color]

Ari: "Oh good you shake hands too. I wasn't sure how different this place would be. So far it seems relatively normal...well by my standards. Which is good of course. It's not boring or anything."

ReoN: "It's another human."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]naturally, that's respectable.[/color]

Ari: "I mean...not that people made of fire is exactly 'normal' but...y'know...or maybe you don't...do you know what I mean?"

Ari: *She talks fast. And a lot.*

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]I do understand what you mean, yes, it does seem strange at first glance.[/color]

Ari: "But it's also really exciting!"

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]quite.[/color]

Ari: *she looks over at Fellby* "Hello fire person! Do you speak English? and if so is it rude to call you a fire person? Do you prefer flameo hotman?"

ReoN: ((So two chest height black dogs hopped my neighbor's fence and mauled their german shepard yesterday then tried to claw down their door

ReoN: ((They are on the loose

Ant: (( Jesus. People need to control dogs that are vicious like that ))

Keys: ((Shotgun

ReoN: ((Shotgun

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]*thank god he started with a handshake* That's Fellby.[/color]

ReoN: ((I am sleeping with a knife in case they are sneaky bastards

Fellby: "First of all, I'm a Fire Elemental, although fireperson is acceptable. Second of all, my name is Fellby. And third, yes. I speak English."

Keys: ((Remember Slar, you are a physically fit adult with a male body. You can kick the fuck out of a dog

ReoN: ((Chest height

Keys: ((More surface area for your shoe

ReoN: ((I am in bed

Ari: "Wow! Cool! I'm Ari! Do you need to eat food or do you just burn stuff, like fuel or something?"

ReoN: ((My shoes are at the other end of the house

Smash: (( bow chicca bow wow

Keys: ((Okay so maybe you might need a shotgun

Ari: "And are my questions annoying?"

Fellby: "Oh, not at all. He sits up."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]I have nothing against your questions.[/color]

Fellby: ((i misplaced my quotes there

ReoN: ((Knife will take out one

Ari: "Wow! I accidentally warped into one of the friendliest bars I've ever been to."

ReoN: ((I can throw chairs like a motherfucked

ReoN: ((Motherfucker

Keys: ((Give one of them the rock bottom

Ari: "What planet am I on by the way?"

Fellby: "This is earth."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]is that where I am?[/color]

ReoN: ((I'm not even sure what breed they are

ReoN: ((They could be wolf hybrids

Ari: "Ha ha no but seriously?"

Fellby: "Realy. This is earth."

Barchar: "Terra. Gaia. Earth."

Ari: "But...everything's so different..."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]we'll have to trust him on that, I have no idea what an earth is.[/color]

Barchar: "Alternate dimensions, darling."

ReoN: "Earth?"

Ari: "HOLY SHIT!"

Ari: "Excuse my swearing. I haven't seen people in a long time you see."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]That's alright.[/color]

Ari: *She smiles*

Fellby: "Really now?"

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]*just kinda smiles back* In any case, welcome.[/color]

Ari: "Oh yeah I've been on the run from my shithole of a planet - I was born on mars - there were some....ah....people...there that did NOT care much for me. I've been in space for a long time."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]what's mars?[/color]

Ari: "I found this...anomaly...I don't know what it was, frankly, and it sent me here."

Ari: "Huh...uh...it's a planet. It is....or was...MY planet..."

Ari: *She looks sad for a second but snaps out of it quickly*

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]oh, I see.[/color]

Ari: "My ship was damaged on the way in...I think I crashed into a mountain."

Fellby: "So you must be lonely."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]I could try fixing your ship.[/color]

Ari: "Oh...no I had music, movies games, a robot..."

Ari: "Oh! Really! Thank you!"

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Ari: "But...I don't know how I'd get back to my dimension..."

Ari: "Ah. There wasn't much there anyway."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]well, I know I guy who specializes in dimensional hopping.[/color]

Barchar: "You walk back through the door, darling."

Ari: "Woah....I'm still trying to process the concept to begin with..."

Ari: "Well...I don't think the ship will fit through the door..."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]I haven't seen them in awhile though, I wonder how their doing.[/color]

Ari: "hmm....is there...property in this dimension? Likes houses and stuff?"

Fellby: "Yeah, but..."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]I would assume so.[/color]

Fellby: "Well, everyone's kind of dead."

Ari: "...oh my god...I'm so sorry..."

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]really?[/color]

Barchar: "Eh. Happened before I was born."

Barchar: "Or, I was born after it happened, I suppose."

Fellby: "I mean. I don't live here."

Ari: "Oh? You go through the door then?"

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]well, I'm learning more and more.[/color]

Fellby: "Yeah."

Barchar: "me and grillby-" she points at grillbz. "Are the only two that live here, really. It's our bar."

Ari: "Oh. It's such a nice place by the way!"

Ari: "Well...I hope this isn't asking too much...but could I sleep on your couch?"

Grillby: -He nods quietly.-

Barchar: "Sure."

Barchar: "You're not secretly a ghost that feeds on negative emotions trying to use me, are you?"

Ari: "To the best of my knowledge I am not. Actually to the best of my knowledge, I had no idea that was a thing that can, could or does exist."

Knots: There's a quiet cough.

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Roses:

Knots:

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]huh.[/color]

Ari: "And thank you so much for your hospitality. Crash landing in another dimension might actually be the best thing that's happened to me in 10 years!"

Knots: And just like that, the power is knocked out.

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]*they'll starve around Xeo, he's just blissfully happy*[/color]

Fellby: ".. Oh."

Ari: "IT WASN"T ME!"

Knots: And after getting a good bite off Ari's immediate capslock.

Roses:

Knots: Turns it back on, going back to the void.

Ari: "I...think I need to sleep now..."

Ari: "I suddenly feel a little tired. Nice meet you all!"

Ari: *she lays down on the couch to take a rest*

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]alright, likewise. *gets up* I should rest as well.[/color]

Ant: (( I'm gonna go ))

Ant: ((gn))

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Fellby: "Mmmh, I'm gonna go to bed."

Fellby: heads home.

Xeo: [color=#ff0000]*walks on out*[/color]

ReoN: his garage door is having the time of its life

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Barchar: (Fellby: "Is my garage walking?" )

Fellby: "... Oh, for the love of fuck. I don't even own a car!"

Barchar: (wanking* thanks autocorrect)

: "Ehehehehe.. the Neptron tower is working excellently."

Ember: "Dad? Is the garage posessed?"

: "REON's operating at full capacity, with no signs of Nelo."

Fellby: "It might be. It might be."

: "If Zill sings it perfectly.. we might have the perfect energy source on our hands."

: "For the entire multiverse."

: "Hehehe.."

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ReoN: ((That felt dumb but im gonna follow the plot dammjt

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Barchar: (what did any of that mean)

Fellby: ((i dunno

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Schyroton: ((I KEEP PASSIN OUT FHJSFHJSRSHST

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ReoN: ((Im gonna try going to sleep earlier and see if it still happens

Fellby: ((okay

ReoN: ((And now my wallet is gone

ReoN: ((Great

Fellby: ((oh no what happened

ReoN: ((I don't know

ReoN: ((I just can't find it

Fellby: ((well shit

ReoN: ((Gonna go scour every inch of my house

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Schyroton: ((hi

Fellby: ((hey

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Schyroton: ((im gonna say it now, ill have to leave at some point to do decorations bc theres a bake sale and then ill have to shower

Fellby: ((okay

Schyroton: ((on a different note, do you ever get that feeling that you cant say something even to people you trust

Fellby: ((yes

Schyroton: ((ok good im not alone

Barchar: (there are people that don't?)

Schyroton: ((apparently

Fellby: ((everyone has secrets

Schyroton: ((i mean not a secret, a thing you want to say but feel you cant

Fellby: ((Aaah

Barchar: (Yeah, I get that all the time honestly)

Schyroton: ((like you want to express how you feel but you feel you cant

Schyroton: ((like

Barchar: (About really tiny shit sometimes too. Like I know it's literally not at all an issue if I said it but I'm paranoid they're going to react negatively)

Schyroton: ((like an emotional buttplug in the anus of shitty emotions

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Schyroton: ((im so sorry thats the first thing you see ce

Barchar: (And it's, like, the exact same feeling I get when I'm procrastinating and shouldn't be too0

Barchar: (It's, like, emotional procrastination)

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's fine))

Schyroton: ((im gonna be honest ive been feeling that for a while now

Schyroton: ((also hi ce

Schyroton: ((and by a while i mean a week

Barchar: (feeling what?)

Schyroton: ((that i want to say something but i cant

Fellby: ((mh

Barchar: (ah)

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Schyroton: ((hi

ReoN: ((Hi, found my wallet

Fellby: ((good

Schyroton: ((thats good

CryingEevee OOC: ((that's good))

ReoN: ((And now i feel like shit all of a sudden so im gonna lie down

Schyroton: ((oh no

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Schyroton: ((please stay safe

Fellby: ((well crud

CryingEevee OOC: ((well))

Barchar: (Hope you feel less like shit later Slarv)

Schyroton: ((^

Fellby: ((I coninue that sentiment

Barchar: (I forget has Frisky said whether or not PMD is on today?)

Schyroton: ((idk

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's been so long since the last session so i'm not sure what happened last time in pmd))

Barchar: (Mostly just comedic times with dimension hopping iirc)

Barchar: (where we got caught by the police)

CryingEevee OOC: ((ah, right.))

Fellby: ((wait there's interdimensional police now

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Barchar: (No, this isn't nuclear throne)

Barchar: (it was the police of that dimension)

CryingEevee OOC: ((interdimensional police. i'mma do something with that))

Barchar: (Nuclear throne did it)

Barchar: (The IDPD)

CryingEevee OOC: ((i know, but it'll be different than the IDPD))

Fellby: ((okay good fellby won't be getting arrested by the interdimensional police, unless ce decides to do for it.

Fellby: ((*go

CryingEevee OOC: ((the interdimensional police arrest only for crimes against the multiverse))

Fellby: ((ah

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]so many giygas are in the prison dimension[/s]))

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Fellby: -Speaking of him, he's currently wondering why he even has a garage.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((alolan starter plushies confirmed))

Muffet: came with the house?

Fellby: -I suppose so.-

Fellby: -But it's just sitting there, empty.-

Muffet: they can figure some use for it

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Fellby: -Yeah, something.-

Y.V.: ((no popo))

Barchar: (oh right you have that)

Fellby: -They certainly can't put the sex dungeon there, that's in the basement /s-

Barchar: (You should do it)

Muffet: -you can never have too many sex dungeons!-

Fellby: -... Also true!-

CryingEevee OOC: ((do what? multiversal police or go on as YV?))

Barchar: (The former)

Barchar: (And then the latter)

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Barchar: (...and Maybe I could try Rouge or somethin)

: ((yee haw

CryingEevee OOC: ((i still kinda wanna do a NT arc but really, there's no good way to do it))

Fellby: ((brb, there's spaghett

Barchar: SPAGETT

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CryingEevee OOC: ((spaget))

: ((spaget and metsase

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai smol))

: ((yee hi

Barchar: (Is not scary. It's just...abnormal)

Smolapeño: (heyo

CryingEevee OOC: ((i currently only have one good plan for the multiversal police))

Dimentio: ((and it involves the charming magician, of course!))

Keys: ((If we're RPing NT characters

Keys: ((Dibs on Rebel

CryingEevee OOC: ((tri would probably want in on rping NT characters))

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Y.V.: ((but im stil gonna b tha gun god))

Barchar: (I'm doing Rouge)

Schyroton: ((hi darling

Barchar: (Because...Rouge. Why not.)

Smolapeño: (hi darling!! <3

: ((yee hi

Barchar: (And maybe horror too. Because raddog)

CryingEevee OOC: ((rogue's a pretty good choice. wait, only rogue, maybe steroids and robot, and maybe YV would know english, the rest would know trash talk.))

Barchar: (Ehhhhh)

Barchar: (Let's just go with it)

CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, yv has a twitter, of course he knows english))

Barchar: (technically)

Barchar: (he technically knows english)

Schyroton: ((legitimately thought you meant rouge the bat

Barchar: (Oh, right, I got 'Rouge' and 'rogue' mixed up)

Barchar: (I thought her name was rogue for like 2 years tho)

CryingEevee OOC: ((i get those mixed up all the time))

CryingEevee OOC: ((...in paper mario 2 i read rogueport as rougeport))

CryingEevee OOC: ((for a while))

Schyroton: ((heh

Schyroton: ((batface the rogue

CryingEevee OOC: ((if we each get 2 characters, i could also rp robot))

Barchar: (What language is it Captain spekas?)

Barchar: (finnish?)

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, finnish iirc))

Keys: Finnish

CryingEevee OOC: ((did i tell you guys that the first time i ever looped i almost killed the captain))

Barchar: (Horror the raddog sounds like a sonic OC)

Keys: FL Ö D'MUKGUR

Barchar: (What does that mean?)

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/nuclear-throne/images/5/55/Captain_Enter.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20151013221831]LIKAINEN MUTANTTI[/url]))

Keys: (('Give us your hurt box'

Keys: ((AKA Give us your weapon/weapon chest

Schyroton: ((hurt box

Horror: (bork)

Schyroton: ((hurt box sounds like a band

Fellby: ((alright back

Rogue: ( Mitä vittua tämä mutantti hevonpaskaa)

: ((yee haw

Fellby: decides to head to bar to make sure something bad hasn't happened.

Rogue: ( yee orapihlaja)

Schyroton: is still there, though asleep, charging in a corner.

Barchar: she's chilling

Rebel: KFO VE'SHO F'I VE'Ö

Fellby: checks on Schyro, just in case.

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Robot: ((beep))

Rogue: (Hei kapinallinen, miksi ihmiset lähettää meille?)

Armored Robot: ((boop))

: ((yee haw

Barchar: (uh. 'ship' was the word i used that it took as 'send to')

Barchar: (Also armored robot what?)

CryingEevee OOC: ((his b-skin))

Barchar: (Oh, IDPD robot)

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah))

Rogue: ( Eivät vain tappaa kaikki ihmiset voit typerä pieni kone. kusipää.)

CryingEevee OOC: ((except i don't think it's confirmed he's idpd in any way))

Barchar: (eeeeeeehhh)

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Rebel: LN'IMVE'SHO

: ((yeeeeeeehhh haw

Barchar: (I can't read trash talk what was that)

Schyroton: is okay

Keys: ((The first one was 'Give life for friends'

Keys: ((The second one was 'Low health'

Fellby: is happy.

Barchar: (ah)

Barchar: "Hey, Fellby. How's it going?"

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Fellby: "It's been... somewhat of a mediocre day, to be honest."

Rogue: is regretting picking up that minigun. she has NO bullet ammo. Every time...

Barchar: "How it goes."

Rebel: FLÄISUM

CryingEevee OOC: ((the only trashtalk word i can ever remember is FLASHYN))

CryingEevee OOC: ((because every character says that at the start of a run))

Barchar: (I have to use the wiki for anything else, yeah)

Fellby: "Ah well."

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Barchar: "I should probably be studying how to start a business."

Keys: ((Flaisum means 'The Nuclear Throne'

Fellby: "I mean, you know a couple people who have experience in running a business already."

Barchar: (She don't need no friends, she don't need no home, just a bag of severed heads and her nuclear throne)

Barchar: "True."

Barchar: "Fellby! How do I start a business?"

Fellby: "Well! You first look for a profitable idea."

Rebel: Wrong, actually.

Rebel: She needs many friends.

Rebel: #Squad

Rogue: #allies4lyfe

Fellby: "For example..." He glances at Schyro, making sure he's asleep. "Sex! A good amount of people happen to like sex."

Barchar: "Selling books. Probably profitable enough."

Robot: ((beep boop son, beep boop))

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Barchar: "Books [i]with[/i] sex, even!"

Fellby: "Exactly!"

Fellby: "Hell, maybe sex with books!"

Fellby: "Scratch that, that leads to papercuts."

Barchar: "And there has to be [i]some[/i] people in Gaston that want to publish but can't."

Schyroton: ((hAH

Barchar: "I can't be the only person that's considered this."

Fellby: "Exactly."

Armored Robot: ((beep bloop MAGGOT))

Rogue: Ah, fuck it. PORTAL STRIKE, GO OUT WITH STYLE!"

Rogue: TAKING YOU BITCHES WITH M-

Rogue: aaand campfire

CryingEevee OOC: ((robots can digest anything))

Barchar: (Guns especially)

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah. especially guns. but also shovels))

Schyroton: ((gtg eat then showower

Fellby: ((ok

Robot: ((>play multiplayer with chicken. eat her sword after she throws it))

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Fellby: "So. We advertize our service."

Barchar: "How can we advertise there?"

Barchar: "TV? Do they have TV?"

Fellby: "Yeah we do."

Barchar: "TV might be a good start."

Barchar: "Internet, obviously."

Fellby: "Maybe newspaper ads. We do have a newspaper there."

Barchar: "We'll see what we do."

CryingEevee OOC: ((can i just say chicken with slo-mo was WAYYYY better than chicken with throwing))

Barchar: (I think it was glitchy af though, wasn't it?)

CryingEevee OOC: ((didn't seem like it. i do remember vlambeer saying something about it breaking the flow of the game))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((fun fact, back in xyzzy when ACE was a character, i always imagined him as nuclear throne's robot))

Keys: ((ACE's original form

Keys: ((Was the cleaning robot from Wall-E

Barchar: (Yeah)

Barchar: (MOE I think)

Keys: ((Yeah, it was effectively jue MOE with cards

Fellby: "And then we make a profit."

CryingEevee OOC: ((huh))

Barchar: "Cool."

Barchar: "Now we just have to actually do it."

Barchar: "Though, I mean, I was more talking the legal methods here."

Fellby: "... And that can be the challenge."

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Barchar: "Yeah."

CryingEevee OOC: ((you know, i never got to play as big dog in NT during april fools last year))

Barchar: (Aw)

Fellby: "But, I'm sure we can figure it out."

Barchar: "Yeah, we'll do something."

Fellby: lights up a cigarette. "It's gonna be a lot of work, but what you put in, you generally get out."

Keys: ((It wasn't that amazing

Keys: ((The missiles had a habit of hitting you

Keys: ((etc

Keys: ((But the first few times were fucking hilarious

CryingEevee OOC: ((still would've been fun since you can't play as him anymore))

Barchar: "And I do need cash."

Barchar: "So, hopefully it'll work."

Barchar: "We probably need to actually think of a name."

CryingEevee OOC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rlp5uceSTr4

Fellby: "Eh, you'll think something up."

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Barchar: "I don't wanna just go with, like."

Barchar: "Leline Publishing or anything. That's just boring."

Fellby: "So you want something flashier?

The Editor: [Barchar's book-chars.]

Barchar: [...I'll consider it.]

The Editor: [I know a really good publisher]

CryingEevee OOC: ((wait. editor? he's back?))

The Editor: [And author, and editor, and writer, etc]

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The Editor: This is just a gag because I got bored. Texting is fun.

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Keys: I'm gonna play some UCH with DD now.

ReoN: ((Am back

Barchar: (What is UCH again)

Fellby: "Heck, you could call it "Something Flashier"

Barchar: She snorts. "I could, actually. It's not an awful name."

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Fellby: "... It really is."

CryingEevee OOC: ((so in the newest version of nuclear throne together you can play as yung cuz as a reskin of yv))

: ((yee haw

Barchar: "i mean it's not [i]great[/i] but it's not [i]awful[/i]."

Fellby: "We'll put it on a list then."

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Barchar: (I see people referring to 'R2' as in the button on playstation consoles)

Barchar: (and it keeps making me do a double take)

Fellby: ((i know, right?

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Syphon: Hello

Barchar: hi tri

Rogue: we're thinking about doing Nt characters

Horror: bork

Fellby: ((hey tri

Syphon: Oh neato

Rebel: <.<

Barchar: (We've got Rogue, Rebel, Y.V., Robot and Horror. You can pick one or two if you want)

Syphon: Alright, I'll think about it

Fellby: is in the bar, thinking of good names for a publishing company.

Rogue: is regretting her life decisions

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Rebel: Just shot her big brother for the seventeenth time.

Rebel: Looping is fun when you've got the #squad backing you up.

Rogue: "Fuck the throne."

Rebel: OHSHIPOLICEVA- The Struggle Continues.

Horror: "Bork"

Keys: ((So i'd like to mention

Module: enters the bar, wearing an out of the ordinary outfit for himself. Consisting of a dark suit, gloves, and sunglasses, he looks around the bar to see who's there.

Keys: ((That the only way to go onto another level normally is to kill all the enemies, right?

Barchar: (yup)

Keys: ((Effectively remove all life and you're set

Fellby: "Hey there, Module."

Barchar: (Unless you're horror with anomaly I think)

Keys: ((That has some interesting connotations

Keys: ((For what happens

Keys: ((To the rest of the mutants on the camp screen

Barchar: (Huh?)

Module: looks over to Fellby, "Y'know, I'm not even sure if I'm shocked if you're the first person I see when I walk in here"

Keys: ((I personally HC that the mutants start their run to the throne

Keys: ((By shooting all the other mutants at the camp to get a portal

Fellby: "Happy to see me?"

Barchar: (But then why are the IDPD at the camp at the loop if they weren't killinf the other mutants)

Module: grins, "Depends on your definition of happy"

Keys: ((They bust out of portals don't they

Barchar: "You know exactly which definition of happy he means."

Keys: ((They're following your ass since you probably caused commotion with the first form throne fight

Keys: ((AKA 'oshit someones about to loop'

Barchar: (Eh. I'm still under the personal impression that the mutants just. Walk to the desert or somethin)

Barchar: (And the IDPD just got done rekking the other mutants in 0-1)

Keys: ((Don't you jump out of a portal to get to 1-1

Module: "Maybe I do, but maybe I was expecting a different answer today."

Keys: ((There is no 'walkiing'

Barchar: (Which, you know, g fucking g other mutants. You can't all kill one wave of IDPD)

Keys: ((I can understand SOME of them

Keys: ((They only had revolvers, swords, and no mutations

Keys: ((But fucks sake

Keys: ((All of them?

Barchar: (I'm pretty shit at the game and I could probably kill a wave of IDPD with just a revolver and no mutations)

Barchar: (I mean, Y.V. alone should be able to do it)

Barchar: (pop pop)

Keys: ((Also tiny details I love

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Keys: ((Y.V's corpse isn't there

Keys: ((Cause he just ragequits

Keys: ((When he 'dies'

Keys: ((Neither is Horrors

Barchar: (Y.V doesn't die, he just says 'fuck all y'all i'm goin home ca$h mony')

Module: [[ 32 Player Nuclear Throne Mockup ]]

Barchar: (Horror just bursts)

Barchar: (:< poor raddog)

Keys: ((Poor raddog?

Keys: ((That 'poor' raddog has an explosive death

Barchar: (As does Rogue)

Keys: ((I've killed Lil hunter more times by posthumously exploding him than anything else

Barchar: (...Why'd I pick the two characters that explode when they die)

: ((Well rogue passively just explodes when they get hit, and dying counts))

: ((Also))

Module: takes off his sunglasses and puts on his mask, checking some databases relating to a few transactions he made earlier.

: (("Blast Shield" was not descriptive enough))

: ((When I first got rogue))

Barchar: (It's not very helpful is it)

Fellby: "We're trying to start a book company, if you're wondering what we're up to."

Barchar: (But i assume that's the point)

Barchar: She shrugs

: ((I got blown up by a car))

Fellby: "We're stuck on the naming stage."

Module: "Huh"

: ((Because I thought it meant I couldn't take explosion damage))

Module: "...Why is that the most shocking thing to happen here in the last week"

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Barchar: (Nope, that's what boiling veins does)

: ((Yeah but))

: (("Blast shields" would make you think that))

Female Asriel: She went to bed with hywel

: ))yee haw

Module: pauses for a moment, "Does sound nice though"

ReoN: ((I think whatever it was is passing, hopefully

Barchar: (yay)

Hywel: -Yep.-

Fellby: ((yay

Module: continues checking through some transaction history from under his mask, "So, how long have you been thinking about it?"

Barchar: "Couple days."

Barchar: "I need cash, and I can write. But I can't publish. So, we're gonna make a publishing company."

Module: "..Huh"

Female Asriel: She wakes up

Module: "Actually, that reminds me of something. One moment"

Keys: ((I'd like to point out so far in ZS

Keys: ((There was an incident where two characters left their boyfriends for eachother

Keys: ((And I find that hilarious

Barchar: (Why?)

Keys: ((Idk it's because both the people RPing the boyfriends where shitty

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Keys: ((And it caused a shitton of drama

Female Asriel: "Hywel do you have a mask and trenchcoat and a large van?"