Asriel: -He gets up onto the chair, and with a smiles, thanks her, saying "Thanks s- Chara."-
Fellby: "Right, glad that's over with. I'm heading out to the bar."
Schyroton: enters the bar. There's still a braid in his hair. "Hhhello."
Fellby: -He does so.-
Barchar: "Barchar."
: There are cuts and scrapes on his hands, and his clothes are ripped. "Hey, guys."
Barchar: "Hi, SChyro and Fellby and you." she says, the last one being to Tylet
Schyroton: looks to the tyler. "Aare you okayay?"
Fellby: immediately goes to the bar and groans.
: "Yes, I'm fine. Just, uh, a few minor cuts. Nothing some bandages won't fix."
: it's a bit worse than just a few minor cuts
: but he shrugs
Frisk: "What's up, Purple fire man?"
Fellby: "My goddamn kids."
Asriel: "Hello, everybody else."
Frisk: "Hassle?"
Schyroton: Hhi.
Fellby: "My son should not be let near a frying pan."
Schyroton: ...Oh no.
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Frisk: "I get where you're coming from."
Frisk: "Azzy here almost burned a tree while I was helping him with his magic."
Asriel: "...Did not..."
Fellby: "My son fucked up a grilled cheese."
: "Wow."
Fellby: "And a frying pan."
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Wallace: sry, went to food
: "Is the frying pan still intact?"
Wallace: looks for ea
: ok [] is now ok [Tyler].
Endling Asriel: -Living room.-
Fellby: "No."
Tyler: "Oh. Damn." he frowns
Schyroton: Oh...
Frisk: "...Hey, I dunno if it's a big deal, but if possible, can you use a little less vulgar language while Azzy is here?"
Fellby: "Oh. Oh, sorry."
Frisk: "No, it's fine. It is a bar, to be fair."
Schyroton: nods, despite not having sworn yet today.
Tyler: (( I'm not sure if the Nintendo Switch will be successful or just a flop
Frisk: -He leans back. He looks much older than he actually is. Probably like a young adult from appearance.-
Fellby: orders a simple scotch.
Wallace: "Hiya"
Schyroton: just sits on the couch.
Frisk: -He orders a glass of water for himself and Asriel.-
Endling Asriel: "Hi."
Asriel: -He hops off he stool, nearly falling over, but doesn't.-
Tyler: he sits at a stool, looking at his hands
Wallace: "How's it going?"
Schyroton: ...
Wallace: sits
Endling Asriel: "Good."
Asriel: -He goes to the couch.-
Schyroton: Hhelllllo.
Asriel: "Hi, Schyro."
Schyroton: gives the kid a soft smile.
Drakon: [I need help]
Drakon: [I don't know what the color purple looks like]
Asriel: "How are you?"
Schyroton: Iii'm okay, and yokay, annnnnd you!
Schyroton: *?
Asriel: "I'm okay! Kinda upset, but okay otherwise."
Drakon: [I don't even know what a color is anymore. What is life]
Schyroton: Oh...
Schyroton: [are you high]
Wallace: smiles
Drakon: [No, I'm low]
Endling Asriel: -He smiles back.-
Drakon: [I'm at an all time low]
Syphon: Back
Schyroton: frowns a bit.
Schyroton: [go charge]
Drakon: [ok]
Wallace: "Whatcha doin?"
Endling Asriel: "I'm okay, though."
Endling Asriel: "Not much."
Syphon: He is live.
Asriel: -He said the I'm okay though thing.-
Syphon: He wakes up in the corner. "...Hey."
Tyler: "Hi."
Endling Asriel: "Wanna snow cone?"
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Schyroton: Alrright.
Fellby: pops a cigarette in his mouth.
Asriel: "Just yesterday and today weren't very good at school."
Frisk: "You smoke?"
Syphon: "What's going on?"
Tyler: "I don't know."
Tyler: "Want a golden letter?"
Fellby: "Yeah."
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Syphon: "...Sure?"
Schyroton: Oh, ththat stttinks.
Asriel: "I'm used to being insulted and stuff but it was relentless recently."
Wallace: "Sure!"
Fellby: "Do you smoke?"
Tyler: he checks his backpack. "...Wait," he blinks. "I have none. Sorry."
Wallace: "Wait.. is it food?"
Syphon: "Okay. I don't mind. I guess."
Endling Asriel: "Yes."
Wallace: "..."
Wallace: "Sure"
Frisk: "Nah."
Syphon: "What is a golden letter anyway? Like, is it something you send, or is it Z or something..."
Endling Asriel: -He gets him one.-
Tyler: "Something that was sent."
Tyler: "I gave them all away, though. I forgot."
Frisk: "Not healthy."
Wallace: he eats it hesitantly
Frisk: "Expensive, too."
Endling Asriel: "...Don't like it?"
Syphon: "Why would I want one exactly?"
Tyler: "Eh."
Schyroton: seems to get a little pissed at that. "Iiis ththere anything you can do to ststop iit? Or iiiis it sosome sort of unwwwinnable situatation?"
Tyler: "I guess it's just a novelty."
Syphon: "Okay. By the way, I'm Syphon."
Frisk: "Plus I'm like ninety nine percent sure I can't buy them."
Fellby: "Really now? How old are you?"
Asriel: "I mean, I'm not good at or like being mean to people."
Asriel: "I like to hurt people even less."
Asriel: "And a lot of the staff don't like me that much, so they don't do anything about it."
Wallace: "I like the taste just.. eating is gross."
Schyroton: ...
Asriel: "Frisk has tried a lot, and they don't listen."
Wallace: ((Chapter 9 complete
Tyler: "I'm Tyler."
Asriel: "...I dunno what it meant, but he also said that He couldn't sue."
Syphon: He nods. "Cool."
Wallace: ((You know what every jrpg needs to kick off its third act
Endling Asriel: "Why?"
Wallace: ((When it's already been going for hours
Endling Asriel: "Eating is great."
Wallace: "It feels weird.."
Frisk: "Seventeen."
Schyroton: With each sentence, his expression grows ever so slightly more pissed at what's going on.
Wallace: is mostly licking the cone
Fellby: leans back a little. "Really? You look older then that."
Endling Asriel: "Why are you licking the paper?"
Schyroton: Sso it's one of thththose thingss.
Tyler: "Tyler Acula."
Frisk: "I get that a lot."
Wallace: the ice part of the cone
Frisk: "It's weird being a single seventeen year old 'father' who is taking care of a ten year old child who almost nobody accepts."
Tyler: "...I just now realized I haven't told somebody what my last name was for a really, really long time."
Fellby: "Huh..."
Syphon: "Is that a good thing?"
Tyler: "..."
Frisk: "Who, through loopholes, has an apartment and stuff."
Asriel: -He shrugs.-
Tyler: "No. I haven't actually introduced myself to anybody for a long time either."
Syphon: "Oh dude, that sucks. Why?"
Asriel: "Guess they're afraid, or something."
Tyler: "..."
Tyler: "My job."
Syphon: "Which is?"
Fellby: nods along.
Endling Asriel: -Retcon that.-
Tyler: "Basically I just had to go somewhere and deliver a letter. Takes like, two seconds, and I rarely ever see anybody while doing that."
Tyler: "And I just do that nonstop for a while."
Endling Asriel: "It's good."
Wallace: "It tastes nice."
Frisk: "By the way."
Tyler: "It's been like that for a few years."
Frisk: "If you know of any job that I can take that doesn't require any degrees and stuff."
Syphon: "Oh. I expected it to be something like 'I travel a lot because I'm being chased by a monster and if I stop I'll be fucking demolished'."
Schyroton: Ii undederstaand.
Tyler: "That too."
Frisk: "Tell me."
Syphon: "Are you fucking serious."
Tyler: "Yes."
Syphon: "Wow okay."
Fellby: "Uh, well. The place I run is hiring, but you need to be at least eighteen."
Asriel: "Yeah. It's unfair, but a lot of things are unfair."
Tyler: "Replace 'monster' with 'angry group of people with guns' and you've pretty much got half of my situation."
Frisk: "What is it, a bar?"
Syphon: "How the hell did that happen?"
Fellby: "Uh, yeah."
Tyler: "..."
Frisk: "Is it like a casino bar?"
Fellby: "Yeah! There's a casino."
Frisk: "That's cool. Nice place I assume."
Schyroton: Ststiiill, it doesnn't mean that you shhhould be experienencing thiis.
Fellby: "Oh, very nice."
Pleinair: Hey
Syphon: Hi
Pleinair: What do you call those giant windup keys
Pleinair: That you put in thingds
Asriel: "It's not like I can just stop going to school."
Fellby: ((... a windup key
Frisk: "I should come one day."
Syphon: A windup key
Pleinair: fuck
Wallace: finishes his sno cone
Endling Asriel: "Wasn't that good."
Tyler: "Maybe, like, two years back on my 17th birthday."
: ?*
Schyroton: Trtrue, but thhhere has to be sosomethhing. Rrrecording ththe eviddence agagainst thhose hurting you, mayyne?
Syphon: "How, not when."
Tyler: "I think. So, I was on a skateboard, riding down an empty street."
Asriel: "...People who work at the school have seen it with their own eyes."
Fellby: "Uuuuh, when you're older."
Wallace: "It was, I still don't like having stuff.. eating is weird."
Asriel: "They hardly do anything about it."
Wallace: "But it was nice."
Endling Asriel: -He shrugs.-
Wallace: ((Brb
Endling Asriel: "You're get used to it."
: Youll*
Tyler: "Turns out it was a private street and I was told a lot of times to get off."
Frisk: "Like, when I'm 18?"
Fellby: "Exactly. How long is it gonna be?"
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Frisk: "Not that long, actually."
Frisk: "What kind of job opportunities are there?"
Tyler: "But, no, I pissed the owners off even more. Every night I would go back there and do something like lighting fires or destroying their property."
Tyler: "So, uh, yeah."
Schyroton: grits his teeth. "Iiis ththere some hhigher thing in plplace that makes thhat illllegal or something?
Syphon: "...Okay, I can completely understand them chasing you for that."
Fellby: "Uh, well... we could use people for the casino, and for the bakery portion."
Syphon: "But for two years? God damn."
Fellby: "Plus... cleaning."
Asriel: "..."
Tyler: "That's why I got a job that requires travelling a lot."
Asriel: "I dunno..."
Syphon: "You know, there's a lot of strong people here."
Syphon: "We could kill them."
Syphon: "Or whatever you want us to do with them."
Pleinair: "..."
Tyler: "Whoa, whoa, what? No!"
Asriel: "Frisk said on the phone once something about me not having rights..."
Tyler: "...I'm fine. I think I lost them."
Schyroton: What.
Syphon: "Oh good."
Syphon: Y'know I just realized
Syphon: For all the times we've sent things to a random timeline
Asriel: "He didn't agree with it, it was more of like... 'What! He doesn't!' Kinda thing."
Frisk: "I do not want to be a janitor again."
Syphon: There's like a 99% chance of it being a timeline that would fucking demolish it
Frisk: "Job sucks."
Syphon: And yet that's never happened
Fellby: "Okay, then that's off the table."
Tyler: "If they find me again, though."
Tyler: "I guess I'll let you know."
Tyler: "...if I make it out alive."
Schyroton: Is ththere some rrreason for ththat?
Syphon: "Alright, cool."
Frisk: "I'm pretty good with my hands, if that helps for a casino job."
Syphon: "I have an idea."
Asriel: "I dunno."
Syphon: "...Actually, nevermind. It wouldn't work."
Syphon: "Anyway anything else?"
Asriel: "But Frisk was really upset that night."
Asriel: "He doesn't usually get that upset. Or at least never looks that upset."
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Pleinair: I am so
Pleinair: fucking
Pleinair: bored
Fellby: "Uh, yeah! It makes you good at shuffling."
Wallace: "I dunno."
: ((Laharl))
: yee haw
: ((Do something))
Syphon: Is showdown still crashing
: i am so
: yee haw
Pleinair: ((I just did three damn BoI runs
Frisk: "I'm pretty good at shuffling cards."
Wallace: ((I've just been reading this shit
Endling Asriel: "You will."
Wallace: ((Now i'm gonna do a round of ow
: ((Laharl))
Fellby: "Alright, alright. Cool."
: ((Do something))
Wallace: ((So I don't die
: ((Else))
Wallace: ((Laharl go pirate xenoblade
Syphon: If showdown isn't crashing would random labs be fun
Syphon: Or at least somethin
Syphon: g
Schyroton: Iit's ununderstttandable.
Asriel: "I love Frisk. He's the best."
Tyler: "..."
Frisk: "So, is the place kid friendly at all, cause this bar is."
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Syphon: Oh hey Time
Fellby: "Oh, no, no! God, no."
Tyler: "I also had to defuse bombs for a living for a short period of time."
Timeywim: ((Oh, hey.))
Frisk: "Well that was a big no."
Syphon: What's up
Timeywim: ((*shrug*
: ((Hello Time))
Syphon: Just checking in?
Pleinair: I'm gonna fuckin
Pleinair: Download Epic Battle Fantasy
Timeywim: ((No.))
Pleinair: 3
Pleinair: And play it
Pleinair: Cause apparently according to Tri the games are good
Syphon: Yee
Syphon: Why not 4 though
Syphon: Also it's a flash game
Timeywim: ((Actually, maybe just that.))
Pleinair: 3 was the first one I found
Pleinair: Three is on steam
Timeywim: ((I don't know.))
Syphon: Ah
Pleinair: Four is 11:99
Syphon: ...what really
Pleinair: 11.99
Syphon: I heard it was just 1.99
Schyroton: smiles. "At leleast you hhave someone in yoyour daiiiily life that cacares. Aand you hahave peoplllle here that cacare."
Syphon: That's fuckin weird
Syphon: It only adds a few features I think
Asriel: "Yeah! Some of the kids are nice."
Syphon: Anyway they're flash games so you don't have to download/buy them just so you know
Schyroton: Oh, ththat's good, at leleassst.
Pleinair: I'm gonna do it anyways
Syphon: Okay
Pleinair: I just wanna fucking know
Asriel: "You're nice."
Pleinair: What the hell Syphon is
Schyroton: Ththank yyyou.
Syphon: He's based off of EBF
Syphon: But he's not a character in it
Schyroton: smiles.
Pleinair: This 'demon' in the opening
Frisk: "Why's it such a big no?"
Pleinair: Is jsut Anima
Pleinair: From FFX
Pleinair: But smaller
Fellby: "Uhm."
Syphon: Oh huh it is
Asriel: -He smiles back.-
Pleinair: Lemme find an anima pic
Pleinair: For comparison
Fellby: leans towards Frisk. "It's uh. A brothel." he whispers.
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Frisk: -He laughs.-
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Frisk: "Well Jesus, that's a big thing to leave out, isn't it?"
Jesus Syphon: Yes it is
Fellby: "Well, some people aren't exactly approving of the profession."
Frisk: "Yeah, but you should probably tell it to people who may work there soon."
Fellby: nods. "True."
Syphon: "Is defusing bombs difficult?"
Frisk: "Don't think I should work there."
Frisk: "I don't want to influence Azzy in any bad ways."
Fellby: shrugs. "It's up to you, really. I don't think we're bad people."
Tyler: "Eh."
Tyler: "Can't remember."
Pleinair: Okay so from what I can tell
Tyler: "All I liked about the job were the fancy knives and guns."
Pleinair: We've got a wierd tidus and auron fusion blunt force attacker
Pleinair: A red mage with random as fuck star spells
Pleinair: And gunboy with all the utility stuff like scan
Frisk: "No, but I don't want him to drop out of school or something to become someone who works at a brothel, because Frisk did it." -He says this in a lower volume.-
Syphon: As of now that's right
Fellby: "Oooh, I get it."
Syphon: Later on that changes tho especially the mage
Syphon: "I assume the only reason you stopped is because you had to start traveling."
Frisk: "He looks up to me. A lot. I'm one of the few people he can look up to anymore."
Frisk: "...I don't wanna screw up anything."
Tyler: "That, and I had nearly died too many times."
Fellby: "Look. I understand completely. I've got three kids of my own."
Syphon: "I honestly don't have a job."
Asriel: "...So, uh..."
Syphon: "I'm a mage."
Syphon: "With a staff that zaps shit."
Syphon: "That's about it."
Frisk: "Wish you the best of lucks with them."
Syphon: "I've also defeated god."
Syphon: "But."
Tyler: "...That's, uh. Interesting."
Fellby: "Oh god, two of them are weird demon kids."
Frisk: "I also wish the best of luck to your frying pans and pots."
Frisk: "Demons?"
Syphon: "Compared to some people I've seen defeating god isn't insanely interesting."
Fellby: "Yeah, my wife is a succubus."
Syphon: "It was fucking hard though."
Frisk: "That sounds like a... bad thing? Good thing?"
Frisk: "Both?"
Fellby: "Well. Yeah."
Schyroton: Yyes?
Fellby: "Oh the one hand, my wife is goddamn gorgeous."
Asriel: "I dunno."
Frisk: "Cool."
Fellby: "On the other, we now have two demon kids on our hands."
Frisk: "I can't imagine what that's like."
Asriel: "Just wanted to talk. Dunno what to talk about."
Fellby: "It's hell."
Schyroton: Oh. ...Iii mean, I don't rerereallly have much...
Schyroton: has a braid courtesy of the fireman
Frisk: "Literally?"
Asriel: "Your hair is done different from last time, I think."
Fellby: "Yes."
Syphon: "And since then I've sat here."
Asriel: "It looks nice."
Syphon: "I fell asleep for a month and forgot a lot."
Fellby: "I... it's wierd. Demon aging lead to me not really raising them, you know?"
Syphon: "I helped someone out in court."
Schyroton: Oh, ththannnks.
Frisk: "They just grew up?"
Frisk: "...Sorry to hear that, I think?"
Schyroton: A-aactually, Fellby brbraiiided it.
Fellby: "Yeah."
Fellby: "But the thing is, it doesn't feel like they're adults."
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Asriel: "I know how to braid hair. I used to braid Chara's all the time."
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Pleinair: ((I kind of want a game
Pleinair: ((That's a huge MMO
Pleinair: ((But you aren't against eachother at all
Pleinair: ((ANd everyone's just trying to PVE in one giant group
Syphon: So a PVE MMO
Tyler: (( like realm of the mad god, sort of?
Frisk: "Ah."
Tyler: He nods.
Pleinair: ((Like realm of the mad god but not realm of the mad god
Tyler: "Right."
Pleinair: ((Rotmg used to be kinda like that
Frisk: "I dunno how you'll take it, but I think I'd be... kinda sad if Azzy just like, grew up tomorrow."
Pleinair: ((Until they introduced pets and any sense of coop died
Fellby: "And I love them, but.. I don't know what to do."
Syphon: "That's all I remember."
Syphon: "Probably did some cool stuff before I forgot stuff."
Frisk: "Is it really, really bad?"
Syphon: "But oh well."
Fellby: "I mean. I don't know?"
Frisk: "Maybe you need help, like, to make your kids less impolite and stuff."
Fellby: "They're demons. They're supposed to be bad."
Frisk: "Well, is your wife bad?"
Fellby: "No."
Frisk: "Then they can change."
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Tyler: "Hm."
Schyroton: Oh, ththat's cccool!
Fellby: "Maybe they can..."
Asriel: "Do you know?"
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Frisk: "Just stay determined!" -He said that as both an encouraging phrase, but also sarcastic, probably because of how many times he has used or heard that phrase one way or another.-
Tyler: so I just bought a twinkie
Fellby: "I... I guess I can try."
Tyler: I have no clue what to expect
Syphon: You know what
Syphon: I'm going to bet 100 dollars
Syphon: That you're going to eat it
Syphon: And it's going to taste like a twinkie
Tyler: It tastes like a twinkie
Tyler: 0/10
Frisk: "What's the worst that could happen?"
Syphon: Give me the fucking money /s
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Barchar: ca$h money
Tyler: "..."
Schyroton: Nno.
Pleinair: Hey guys
Frisk: "Get someone of higher authority to put them in their place, but not in a power happy way."
Syphon: Hey Laharl
Pleinair: If I get enough muns on PS
Schyroton: I have nnno idea hohow to.
Pleinair: Wanna open a league
Fellby: "Hm. Okay."
Asriel: "I can teach you."
Syphon: Do you mean PS as in showdown, and if so how do you even get muns
Schyroton: Iii mean, I've trtried, but iit always turns ouout kind of teterrrible.
Asriel: "Well, just takes practice."
Pleinair: ((There are seperate servers on showdown
Pleinair: ((Where people open 'leagues'
Pleinair: ((AKA rooms where you fight 'gym leaders' which are people with monotype teams
Pleinair: ((And then move on to fight the champ
Fellby: ((come on ryder
Syphon: Oh shit
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Syphon: Yes
Fellby: ((introduce your mother to fellby at the very least
Syphon: We should open a league
Syphon: But also, how do you get muns
Schyroton: Ehhh...
Pleinair: Everyone with Lotus in their name is part of the Lotus league
Pleinair: You get muns by winning tournaments
Syphon: Oh neat
Asriel: "It's good to learn stuff."
Syphon: What league would we be
Syphon: If not just CaU League
Frisk: "Maybe they can be real good kids if they understand."
Schyroton: I memean, Iii can trtry.
Fellby: ((the canadian alliance
Pleinair: ((THERE
Fellby: "Maybe."
Pleinair: ((RIGHT THERE
Pleinair: ((LOOK AT THE TAN, THAT TAIN-Okay nevermind
Pleinair: \((But canadian alliance sounds good
: ((im not canadian
Syphon: Yes you are
: ((brb moving to canada
Syphon: We are all canadian on this blessed day
Asriel: "lemme show you..."
Asriel: -He shows Schyro how to do that, however one does that.-
Frisk: "Maybe."
Pleinair: ((I've had gay or european
Syphon: CaU is also secretly Canadian Allies Unified
Pleinair: ((Stuck in my ehad
Pleinair: ((For so long
Syphon: Or Canadian Ally Union
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Syphon: Or Canadian Ally Unit
Pleinair: ((Can I have us changed from CardsAgainstUndertale
Pleinair: ((To Canadian Allies United
Schyroton: ((YOU TRY HAVING IT FOR oh god how old was i... fourteen... so FIVE YEARS
Syphon: Yes
Syphon: You can
Schyroton: ((wouldnt that change the url
Fellby: "Eh, but that's enough about me and my issues."
Frisk: "Now I can talk about mine!" -He says this in a joking tone.-
Pleinair: ((I mean, I can't change the name unless I contact
Pleinair: ((A mod
Pleinair: ((But I can call us Canadian Allies United
Schyroton: ((ok
Barchar: (I will not participate in this)
Syphon: We did it Reddit
Syphon: BAN FLAME /s
Barchar: #8 Barchar: (why y'all pickin on me)
Fellby: "I mean, if you want."
Syphon: It's the joke of the day
Syphon: You are the joke of the day
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I added "The Canadian Allies United" to the suggestion sheet [color=red]]][/color]
: #37: yee haw
: gtg to bed
Syphon: Gn Meme
Barchar: k night
Schyroton: follows what Asriel does, but it diesn't look nearly as nice. Assuming they're using faux hair to do this.
Schyroton: (gn meme
Tyler: "..."
Syphon: "..."
Asriel: -Sure.-
Asriel: "You're getting it!"
Schyroton: Iii am?
Schyroton: It loooolooks terrible...
Pleinair: ((Wait guys
Pleinair: ((Okay, so, i'm looking across Prime
Pleinair: ((ANd finding good leagues that look near-dead
Pleinair: ((Due to lack of members
Frisk: "Well, the great country I live in doesn't allow Asriel his rights, so I can't sue the hell out of the school he goes to for allowing him to be constantly harassed."
Asriel: "Well, it never starts with perfection, does it?"
Fellby: "Oh, that's fucked up."
Schyroton: ...Ii guguess not.
Syphon: Okay
Asriel: "Everyone sucks at some point, but every time you do it, you suck a little less."
Fellby: "Crap, sorry about the language."
Frisk: "Don't think he heard you, it's fine."
Syphon: "Wait are you related to Dracula?"
Asriel: "No, but I'm gonna be a vampire for Halloween."
Tyler: "..."
Schyroton: ...Ththat's aaactually really ininspirationall.
Syphon: He's talking to Tyler
Tyler: "Why do you ask?"
Syphon: "Acula."
Tyler: "..."
Asriel: -Whoops. Sucking and vampires made me think that.
Tyler: "Well, uh."
Tyler: "Maybe. Not sure."
Syphon: "Didn't think so."
Fellby: "But still, it's really messed up."
Asriel: "So, just practice and you'll get better and better, until you're good."
Syphon: "Maybe you're like. 5/7 Dracula."
Schyroton: ((succ the vampire
Tyler: "Maybe."
Tyler: (( succ
Schyroton: smiles.
Frisk: "Yeah. I know."
Syphon: Wait I just memed IC
Tyler: "5/7 am vampire."
Frisk: "Mix that with me hardly making enough money to pay rent."
Fellby: "Jeez..."
Syphon: "Just a sec."
Syphon: He leaves for a second and returns with a mirror.
Syphon: He stands it up against a wall. "Stand in front of it."
Tyler: "Okay."
Tyler: He does so.
Tyler: "But why?"
Syphon: He looks for a reflection.
Frisk: "...I'd reset if I could. Figure something else out, but I made a huge mistake..." -His volume went very low, for now, and for a bit while he talks now.-
Tyler: there is barely a reflection
Fellby: stubs out the rest of his cigarette.
Tyler: there is one, but it's hardly visible
Syphon: "Oh shit dude you are 5/7 Dracula."
Tyler: "..."
Pleinair: How do I find my phone number
Syphon: "I didn't think that would work."
Tyler: "Wow, okay."
Syphon: "Let me see your teeth."
Syphon: Clipboards
Fellby: "Tell me what you did."
Tyler: he shows Syphon his teeth
Fellby: ((
Barchar: #8 Barchar: (why y'all pickin on me)
Tyler: Chime what the hell is that
Schyroton: ((
Syphon: Holy shit Chime
Syphon: I love those fucking gifs
Frisk: "See, thing is, I'd feel bad, but resets takes away the memories of past 'lives.' So, I could do it. But I lied to Asriel, to see how I could try and save him, that he couldn't return the monster souls, and that I knew because of resets."
Tyler: Whatever that is it's going into my bookmarks
Frisk: "And now he has six human souls, and a lot of monster souls."
Syphon: He looks at his teeth.
Frisk: "And now to reset, I would have to ask him."
Schyroton: ((mines just a snail
Tyler: he has ever so slight vampire teeth
Frisk: "And I can't do that."
Fellby: "... Damn."
Tyler: like, fangs
Syphon: "...Okay, it's more evident by the reflection, but your teeth are a bit vampiric."
Syphon: "Still. You're a vampire."
Tyler: ever so slight fangs
Frisk: "You could say that I made a few mistakes."
Tyler: "Not completely a vampire, though, right?"
Tyler: I introduce this character at the right time, during October
Fellby: lets loose a sigh. "And I thought i've made huge mistakes here and there."
Tyler: ten/ten ok
Syphon: "No, not completely. I think you have like...uh..."
Syphon: "A vampiric...soul?"
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Frisk: "Heh, yeah."
Schyroton: ((spoop
Syphon: "You don't LOOK like a vampire. Not much anyway."
Syphon: "But the lack of a clear reflection proves you are."
Frisk: -He's still smiling, staring off into the distance. Which is just a wall, really.-
Tyler: his skin is also pale as fuck
Frisk: "In more happy news, I got Azzy's Halloween costume."
Fellby: "Oh? What's he going as?
Syphon: "Okay I never noticed but actually your skin is also pale as fuck."
Syphon: "So nevermind."
Syphon: "You're a goddamn vampire."
Frisk: "Vampire."
Tyler: he also has no shadow
Tyler: "I should have realized that earlier."
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Frisk: "I got him little fangs too, cause his haven't grown in."
Syphon: "Eh."
Frisk: "I think anyways. Toriel had fangs."
Tyler: "Do I have a shadow?"
Syphon: "Nope."
Fellby: "Aww. That sounds adorable."
Tyler: "..."
Tyler: "Well, damn."
Frisk: "It is."
Frisk: ((Well, shit
Frisk: "He is adorable."
Tyler: sesame street vampires were lavender
Tyler: ten/nine
: ((What's up))
Frisk: ((I think I have the bug so pls kick me
Frisk: ((Also
: Fellby [Fellby] kicked Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] from the chat.
Syphon: kek
: (("Also"))
Tyler: (( RIP
: ((-Gets kicked-))
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Tyler: "Can you tell me more about the 'vampiric soul' thing?"
Frisk: ((OKAY I SAY
Frisk: (("ALSO"
Syphon: "Well, I don't think a lack of reflection or shadow is caused by your body."
Syphon: "The only other thing that would make sense is soul."
Syphon: Shhhh bby
Syphon: Is ok
Tyler: sh bby, is ok. <3
Syphon: Nono is ok
Fellby: ((it's called comedic timing, shitlord
Frisk: -He gets his phone, and shows a picture of Asriel, in a cute little vampire costume, posing like he is a vampire.-
Frisk: ((Anyways))
Fellby: "Ooooh!"
Frisk: ((I was about to say))
Tyler: He looks at the picture.
Frisk: "Got anywhere we can go to trick or treats cause we sure as hell aren't going to trick or treat where we live."
Frisk: ((PMD is getting fucking delayed again, which probably isn't a surprise))
: Wallace's connection timed out.
Tyler: And looks back to Syphon.
Fellby: " Maybe you can trick or treat where I live."
: ((Sad yee haw
Tyler: "Yeah, I guess."
Syphon: Yee sad
Frisk: "Yeah? Don't know if I might need an invitation or something."
Tyler: Y E E S A D
Syphon: Rip
: Y E E S T H E T I C H A W
Tyler: "..."
Tyler: "Well, I can stay outside, so."
Tyler: "I guess that's an advantage?"
Frisk: ((No like
Syphon: "So you have like."
Frisk: ((It isn't exactly bullshit
Syphon: "All the cool things."
Syphon: "And you lack the only downside."
Frisk: ((But it's like
Syphon: "Waitwait, try to turn into a bat."
Fellby: "Nope. Just head to the Gaston timeline when it's halloween."
Frisk: "Cool cool."
Tyler: "Uh."
Tyler: I'm not sure if there's being a bat but not much of a bat
Syphon: I mean
Syphon: You can turn into an almost-bat
Syphon: An abomination hybrid
Frisk: "I know of timelines but the first one I visited, I kinda like intruded on some people, and they gave me the code to this place, just saying it was a public place."
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Frisk: ((The reason why PMD is being delayed again))
Frisk: ((Because
Frisk: ((Holy shit now I have to do all this shit
Schyroton: ((rip
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Tyler: "I don't think I can do that."
Frisk: "And hey, it's been a pretty cool place so far."
Barchar: (Oh i forgot today was PMD day)
Frisk: ((No like
Frisk: ((I have literally four things to worry about
Syphon: "Aw man."
Syphon: "Well, most of the cool things, then."
Fellby: "Yeah, it's pretty chill here."
Tyler: "Most of them."
: ((Yee haw: mystery yee haw
: ((Explorers of yee haw
Syphon: "And no negative."
Syphon: "Can you suck blood?"
Tyler: "..."
Tyler: "Who would I try that on?"
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Frisk: "Yep."
Syphon: "Hmm."
: [yee haw]
Frisk: Replace a bunch of shit with yee haw
Frisk: And there you go
Frisk: -He goes to lean back in his chair, but it's not a chair. It's a stool. So he nearly falls over.-
Syphon: He leaves for a few minutes and returns, rolling in a wolf trapped in a ball.
Barchar: ooh i like the gradient
Fellby: "Oooh! Careful there!"
Tyler: "Oh, no."
Syphon: He releases it and whaps it across the room.
Tyler: "..."
Frisk: "I take it back this place sucks."
Syphon: After being showered with lightning it is dead.
Frisk: And there's also
Syphon: "Try that."
Frisk: [color=#ED0C40][[/color][color=#EF2757]W[/color][color=#F1436F]A[/color][color=#F35F87]S[/color][color=#F57B9F]T[/color][color=#F797B7]E[/color][color=#F9B3CF]D[/color][color=#FBCFE7]][/color]
Frisk: "There needs to be backs on these stools."
Frisk: For Dewt moments
Tyler: Oh yeah I forgot I had an arc
Grillby: .....I'll consider it,
Tyler: Does anybody still even want to participate in my arc anymore
Schyroton: ((sure
Frisk: yes
Syphon: Sure
Tyler: He tries to succ the blood
Tyler: But doesn't get much blood via the succ
Frisk: "Just joking, Grilbz. But it would be nice."
Tyler: "That didn't work as well as I thought it would."
Syphon: "Aw."
Syphon: "I saw a bit though."
Syphon: "Probably comes from the fact that not a lot of the vampirism went into your fangs."
Tyler: "Yeah."
Frisk: Also
Syphon: He traps the dead wolf and opens the bar door, rolling it off into the distance.
Frisk: Apparently Time wants to do something in PMD now
Schyroton: (o cool
Syphon: Neat
Tyler: I'm going to start my arc on the 30th
Frisk: Time isn't going to be a main character btw
Pleinair: I just got
Pleinair: fucking
Syphon: Aw rip
Pleinair: dumpstered
Syphon: By?
Pleinair: Like this man just 6-0'd me with a poison mono
: ((How so label))
Pleinair: While I was using ground
: ((Laharl*
Syphon: Label
Tyler: "Nobody has actually told me I might be a vampire. Or...partly vampire."
Syphon: [i]Label[/i]
Syphon: But also god damn
Syphon: "Maybe you haven't been."
: Wallace's connection timed out.
Syphon: "...You know what...let me test something."
Tyler: "Test what?"
Frisk: -He leans on the bar, instead.-
Syphon: "Just a second. Gotta think."
Fellby: "I've been thinking of either going as a gangster or a cop for Halloween."
Schyroton: ...
Drakon: [Is being a cop just so you can say 'fuck the police']
Frisk: "Those are two very different things."
Syphon: He stands there for a second. "Are you the great grandson of Abraham Lincoln?"
Asriel: "..."
Fellby: "I know, right?"
Tyler: "..."
Tyler: "Who's that?"
Frisk: "How about a gangster cop."
Schyroton: looks at Fellby, not saying anything but obviously confused.
Syphon: "Do you have a phone or laptop?"
Tyler: "Stolen."
Frisk: Also
Asriel: "...Something wrong?"
Barchar: "Really? Not a detective?"
Frisk: Hopefully
Syphon: "Okay, just more seconds."
Frisk: "How about."
Fellby: "Ha! Maybe. I want to see what Muffet's thinking of."
Frisk: Chapter 25 will live up to two damn weeks of waitinf
Frisk: waitingz
Frisk: Yep
Syphon: He leaves once more and returns with a laptop.
Frisk: Waitingz.
Frisk: "You can go as..."
Frisk: It's my new word.
Syphon: Frisky went back to 2010
Syphon: When people ended things with z
Frisk: "I dunno."
Schyroton: ...Iii. Um. ...........W-whhhhat's Halloweeeeeen?
Asriel: "..."
Tyler: "..."
Asriel: "You don't know?"
Fellby: "Wait, Schyro, you don't know?"
Tyler: "I probably should get a phone. And a laptop."
Syphon: He goes onto or some shit and looks up Tyler Acula, trying to find if Abraham Lincoln is related.
Frisk: I wasn't born in 2010 /s
Asriel: "I wanna tell him!"
Tyler: he turns to schyro.
Tyler: but looks back to Syphon, trying to find abraham lincoln
Frisk: >implying is six years old
Schyroton: .........N-nnno.
Frisk: >lol fuck no
Syphon: >implying we missed the /s
Syphon: >lol fuck no
Syphon: also
Syphon: even without the /s
Tyler: "I don't see him."
Barchar: She blinks, looking over at Schyro. "Really?
Syphon: nobody would believe that
Syphon: He continues looking.
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Barchar: "I'd think Underfell would be all over it."
Tyler: no dice
Fellby: "It's um. A holiday where people dress up in costumes. Kids go around collecting candy."
: >implying yee haw
Asriel: "Well, Halloween is a day in October, the 31st, where everyone wears spooky or other costumes, and goes around to get candy!"
Syphon: He closes the laptop. "Okay, test failed."
Frisk: "It's kind of a weird concept."
Syphon: "For a second I thought you might be affected by what people say around you."
Schyroton: ...Iiit sosounds like somethhhing done for fufun.
Asriel: "Of course."
Fellby: "It is."
Tyler: "..."
Tyler: "People are going to think I'm wearing a costume, huh"
Syphon: "Now you don't need to wear a costume. Cool."
Syphon: "Also I need to find out what I'm going to be."
Tyler: He smiles. "Ha."
Schyroton: Ththat eeexplains whwhy Iiii've never heheard of iit.
Tyler: "No effort required."
Syphon: "I've been working on something, actually."
: ((You know what I want to wear for Halloween))
Wallace: is slumped over, switching
Syphon: "That's a lie."
Tyler: "..."
Syphon: "I found something I was working on before I fell asleep."
Syphon: "And I'm gonna finish it because it seems badass."
Tyler: "I probably still should put something together."
Syphon: Bread, are you going to be bread
: ((I want to wear ripped up clothes, and when someone askes what I'm going as, I'll say "One of the scariest things"
: (("Poverty."))
Schyroton: ((oh
Tyler: ((oh
Syphon: Wow
Syphon: I mean oh
Wallace: ((Do it
Schyroton: ((thats funny
: ((Then they'll either laugh or kinda give me funny looks))
: ((Probably the latter))
Tyler: (( So I know a kid that's going to be a ford f150
: Wallace [Wallace] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Tyler: (( I was like
Tyler: (( "Don't pull something I would do"
Fanta: snaps awake
Syphon: "It's almost done but I got a lot of help."
Fellby: ((i'm going as a cyborg vampire pirate
Tyler: "Do you have any ideas of what I could do?"
Fellby: ((i couldn't decide between the three
Fanta: ((I'm going as the batter becauae i'm lazy and a con is two weeks after
Schyroton: ((i'm going as mettaton
Fellby: ((well, usually i had a convention right on halloween
Syphon: "Go as a ghost, and then spook people. Then take off the costume, and doubly spook them."
Fellby: ((but this year it's the weekend after
Tyler: (( The first two words that came to my mind were "tinfoil costume"
Tyler: "..."
Syphon: Going as Lilligant, possibly
Tyler: "That sounds neat."
Endling Asriel: "...Mom?"
Syphon: "Cool."
Syphon: "Is animal labor illegal?"
Asriel: "You can go as anything."
Barchar: (senor koqonfaes has apparently tried to fill his lonely, friendless void of a life with nonstop dancing)
Asriel: "...Within reason, anyways."
Tyler: I'm going to be a cloud of vape smoke
Tyler: That's it
Schyroton: Oh...
Tyler: A cloud of vape smoke
Fellby: ((hey flame
Syphon: No joke though you could just be a vape
Schyroton: ...M-mmaybe... Iii might papartiiicipate.
Syphon: vape pen
Fellby: ((if you get the empty interior give it to him
Asriel: "Yeah! It'll be fun!"
Tyler: Or I could just go around with a vape pen
Tyler: And vape in people's faces when they ask me what I'm supposed to be
Syphon: I mean
Tyler: but of course i can't actually legally obtain a vape pen
Schyroton: ((if you did that to me id punch you
: ((God I have a great but terrible joke that you could say if you did that))
Tyler: (( what is it
: ((You cough the vape smoke into their face, while saying "Lung cancer"))
Tyler: (( oh my god yes
Tyler: (( I'm just going to go to zumiez and buy the worst looking shirts and hats
Tyler: (( And hold a vape pen
Fanta: looks at him
Fanta: "Yeah, it's me."
Endling Asriel: "Okay."
Fanta: ((Oh my fucking god
Endling Asriel: -He hugs.-
: ((What))
Fanta: ((My
Fanta: ((Fucking
Fanta: ((God
Syphon: What
: ((What))
Fanta: ((Cass can breathe underwater now
Fellby: hums to himself.
Syphon: Okay
Fanta: ((This person
Fanta: ((Can breathe underwater
Pleinair: ((Cass.
: ((Why))
Pleinair: ((Cass, cass, this sounds familiar
: ((Who's case))
Fanta: ((By the power of friendship
Syphon: Who is Cass
: ((Cass*
Tyler: "..."
Syphon: ...
Syphon: By the power
Fanta: ((Casty from ciel nosurge
Syphon: Of friendship
Fanta: ((YES
: ((Is one of their friends a purple unicorn))
Syphon: [s]It's fucking MLP[/s]
Schyroton: thinks.
Tyler: he blinks, moving some hair out of his face
: ((Yee haw
: ((Without her underwater breathing she would be in a cass-cet
Frisk: -He yawns.-
Tyler: "So."
Syphon: "Mhm."
Fellby: "Tired?"
Tyler: "Where do I get a laptop?"
Fanta: hugs back
Syphon: "Stores."
: ((The laptop store
Syphon: "Actually."
Syphon: "Just have this one."
Frisk: "Yeah..."
Fanta: "Hey, I think I met someone at the bar you'd like."
Tyler: what kind of laptop is it
Syphon: A laptop
Frisk: "...Don't feel like walkin' through the underground though."
Endling Asriel: "Yeah?"
Tyler: He takes it. "Thanks."
Fellby: "Mmh. I get it."
: ((Laptop flavored
Tyler: (( Laptop flavored vapes
Syphon: "No problem."
Syphon: ew
Syphon: Actually not ew
Syphon: Electricity tastes good
: (( I would not a eat a computer
Syphon: And don't fucking
Tyler: (( electricity flavored ejuice
Volttaton: -I'd succ electricity-
Frisk: "Probably gonna sleep on the couch here if Grillby is fine with it."
: ((Energy drink
Syphon: But seriously electricity tastes good
: ((I'm pretty sure that computer flavored vape))
: ((Would taste like how burning plastic smells))
: ((Quite shocking
Syphon: Hue
Fanta: "He's an asriel, about 8ish."
Tyler: (( Hue
Fanta: "I think you two would like eachother."
Grillby: -He nods.-
: ((Hue
Endling Asriel: "Yeah?"
Endling Asriel: "That's cool."
Tyler: and the first thing he looks for on the laptop
Tyler: are skateboards
Frisk: "Thanks."
Tyler: not a job, not a place to live
Tyler: but skateboards
Frisk: -He gets up.-
Barchar: (I can't give senor koqonfaes the empty interior chime)
Fellby: ((aww
Barchar: (Because to do that I'd need to enter his apartment and give him a gift)
Frisk: "I'm gonna head to the couch, feel free to join me, if you'd like."
Frisk: -He goes to Asriel, and puts him into his lap.-
Barchar: (i want to leave him at a 0 pampered score and I'm pretty sure both of those things raise it)
Syphon: "You know."
Syphon: "You should probably like."
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Give him the gift of nothing [color=red]]][/color]
Syphon: "Look for a job or home."
Tyler: "Probably what?"
Schyroton: is on the couch, thinking.
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]And then never talk to him again [color=red]]][/color]
Tyler: "Oh, right."
Tyler: he tries this
: ((It's the thought that counts
Fanta: "Wanna go see him?"
Fellby: decides to join the couch party.
Endling Asriel: "Sure."
Tyler: there are still cuts and scrapes on his hands
Schyroton: Hhhello.
Syphon: "Does healing hurt vampires?"
Tyler: "I don't know."
Fellby: "Hey there. You look deep in thought."
Syphon: He casts Heal on Tyler.
Schyroton: Oh, uh.
Fanta: she takes him and goes to the bar
Schyroton: Jjjust... trtrying to iiimagine ththis whollle thiing.
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Barchar: (But that raises his pampered score)
Endling Asriel: -He comes with Fanta.-
Syphon: "Hey."
: ((IIRC healing hurts the undead
Asriel: "Hello, Fanta!"
: ((IIRC yee haw
Asriel: "Is that your son?"
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Does the pampered score ever go down? [color=red]]][/color]
Barchar: (and it'd mean i'd have spent money on him)
Barchar: (no)
Tyler: and he is healed
Tyler: "Thanks."
Syphon: "No problem, glad it didn't kill you."
Fellby: "Well, what is there to imagine?"
Tyler: "..."
Fellby: ((miyu is in quirky questions
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Tyler: "How do I look for somewhere to live?"
Schyroton: Chchildren havvving fun.
Frisk: -He listens in on the adult conversation.-
Syphon: "...Huh."
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's))
Frisk: -Of children having fun.-
Syphon: THE
Fellby: "You live with two kids, don't you? Don't they have fun?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((NUTSHACK))
Schyroton: ((EYE OF THE TIGER
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's the nutshack of the tiger))
Schyroton: Yyes, but as mmmany kids as popoposssible.
Schyroton: ((it's the nutsack of the tiger
Fellby: "Well. Kids like candy, usually."
Fanta: "Yup, Asriel, meet Asriel."
Schyroton: ((furaffinity
: ((The nutshack theme but every nutshack is replaced with the entirety of eye of the tiger))
Syphon: Someone needs to make The Nutshack Theme But Every Syllable Is Replaced By The Most Recent 'It's'
Tyler: "..."
Endling Asriel: -They greet each other.-
Barchar: (It's probably reak)
Tyler: "Oh, do you not know either?"
Syphon: "'Available homes' I guess?"
Fellby: "Aren't Gaster and Mettaton stocking up on candy right now?"
Fanta: ((The kirby theme song but with every kirby replaced by the nutshack with ever nutshack replaced by kirby
Tyler: he looks this up
CryingEevee OOC: ((the eye of the tiger but every "eye" is replaced with "nutshack"))
Tyler: "I'm not getting anything."
Syphon: "'Timelines with free homes'?"
Barchar: (We are number one except every 'we are number one' is replaced by the entirety iof the nutshack theme)
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Syphon: There is the opposite of that, Flame
Endling Asriel: -They talk a bit, and go of talking. They seem to like each other.-
Barchar: (I know)
Barchar: (That's why I'm making the reversal)
Syphon: o
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CryingEevee OOC: ((CaU but with every rper replaced with the nutshack))
Barchar: (I've seen the reverse of it)
Barchar: ([s]so we're all slarv?[/s])
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: ((Roasted))
Fanta: is happy to see them hitting it off
Syphon: CaU but every single link is to a rip
CryingEevee OOC: ((we're all slarv now))
Syphon: Speak for yourself
CryingEevee OOC: ((you are though))
Schyroton: ((tri he is you
Barchar: (^)
Frisk: -Meanwhile, he's looking at Fanta, not in a bad way, just kinda making sure Asriel would be okay.-
Schyroton: ((and now we're all her
Syphon: True
Barchar: (Which means that we're all the mother of Paul T. Hisowa)
: ((Who are we))
Syphon: It was a Ken M Reference tho
Schyroton: ...Iii wondedered that.
Schyroton: Whhhy ththat was happpening.
Syphon: I Don't Know Why I Capitalized Reference
Fellby: "Yeah, the candy's to give out to kids."
Syphon: We are canadian allies united, Bread
Frisk: "Hello, Fanta."
Syphon: By the way we're canadian allies united, Bread
Fanta: "Howdy."
Schyroton: Oh.
: ((Why))
Syphon: Yes.
CryingEevee OOC: (([s]CaU but with weekly brawls[/s]))
Frisk: "I see that they like each other. That's good."
Barchar: (Heh)
: ((I asked why))
Barchar: (isn't that what arcs are)
: ((You said yes))
Syphon: Yes, you did, and yes, I did
: ((No but))
Barchar: We're Canadian Allies United because we're Canadian Allies United
Barchar: silyl
: ((Look))
Syphon: silyl
CryingEevee OOC: ((that's not a bad name))
Syphon: It's because everybody loves Canada
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Syphon: Who here doesn't fucking love Canada
: ((that's false))
Syphon: Are you saying you don't love Canada
: ((I like Canada but there are plenty who dont))
Fanta: "Yep, I knew they would."
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CryingEevee OOC: ((we're all canada now))
Syphon: Actually I worded that wrong
Frisk: "Wanna sit?"
Syphon: It's because everybody here loves Canada
Fellby: "So, got any ideas as to what you want to be?"
Barchar: Canada's alright
: ((northern lion is Canadian))
: ((So like))
Barchar: I have two good friends from Canada at least
: ((It's pretty cool))
Syphon: Nobody here does not particularly dislike Canada
Schyroton: Nnnno.
Syphon: Shit
Syphon: Nobody here particularly dislikes Canada
Schyroton: ((rip
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have two friends from canada. one of them is me, and another is big bread))
CryingEevee OOC: ((both live in texas))
Fanta: she does
Syphon: I was going to jokingly say I'm not a friend, but I'm you, so
Fellby: "Well, there's all sorts of things you can be."
Frisk: "So, how's it going?"
Schyroton: Ii mean, is ththere a pppoint?
Fellby: "It's fun."
Schyroton: Liike, to drdressss up like someththing specicific?
Syphon: "Did that work?"
: ((Wait a minute))
: ((Who the fuck is big bread))
Syphon: Your dad
CryingEevee OOC: ((big bread is big bread))
: ((that's a lie))
Fellby: "Well..."
CryingEevee OOC: ((there's big bread and tiny bean))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and also egg))
: ((They're stealing my likeness))
: ((Is egg who I think egg is))
CryingEevee OOC: ((who do you think egg is?))
: ((Northernegg))
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
CryingEevee OOC: ((nope))
: ((Oh))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((eggn0gg))
Schyroton: ...
Tyler: "No."
Fellby: "I mean, I think it's fun at the very least."
Tyler: he wipes some blood away from his mouth
Tyler: that was one of the edgiest sentences I have ever written
Syphon: "Okay. I barely remember one guy who I think has offered a lot of people homes."
Syphon: "I don't know who or where he is."
Syphon: "So that sucks."
Syphon: "Shit."
Syphon: "I had a home."
Syphon: "I don't remember where it is."
Frisk: "..."
Syphon: "Well I don't have a home any more."
Syphon: "Anyway."
Syphon: "I'll find the guy and get you a home."
Schyroton: Ii mean, do yoyou dddo anyththing?
Fellby: "Well, it's entirely up to you!"
Tyler: "Alright."
Fellby: "You can stay at home and pass out candy..."
Syphon: "Oh wait, it was Gaster!"
: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] is now cri-ing tri [cri-ing tri].
Syphon: "Don't fuckin' remember where he was though."
: Fanta's connection timed out.
Syphon: "So."
Fellby: "Go out and party..."
cri-ing tri: ((#crifortri))
Fellby: "Or take the kids out trick-or-treating."
Syphon: Why are we crying for [s]trying[/s] tri atm
cri-ing tri: ((because everyone should always cri for tri and triangles everywhere))
Syphon: But what if my fellow triangles and I are happy
: ok [Tyler] is now #crifortri [Tyler].
Schyroton: ...Is ththat thhhe candy ththing?
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Fanta: "It's going pretty good, can't complain."
Fellby: "Yup!"
cri-ing tri: ((tears up))
Tyler: (( tears out for tri
Syphon: Torn photo
Schyroton: ...Is ththere somethhhing specicific to drrress as?
Syphon: He looks around at who's in the bar.
Fellby: "Nope. You can go as whatever you want."
cri-ing tri: ((tri in the binding of isaac: half of the time spawns as a triangle, other half of the time spawns as an eevee. all stats are at their lowest except for tears, which are maximum))
Schyroton: is
Frisk: -He glances at their left hand.-
Barchar: "I wonder if I should try a costume."
Barchar: "But I don't know what."
Schyroton: Ththaat's... kind of cccool.
Syphon: He walks over to Schyro. "Sorry to interrupt but where does Gaster live again?"
Tyler: he decides to sit on the couch
Fanta: has her ring on
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cri-ing tri: ((any objections to that character?))
Frisk: "Not surprised you're already taken."
Syphon: I object
Schyroton: Oh, ummm..
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Objection [color=red]]][/color]
Fellby: "Now I've got three to choose from, thanks to Barchar. Possibly more if Muffet wants to coordinate."
Frisk: "Seem like a really nice person."
cri-ing tri: ((i don't object actually))
Syphon: We are the same, we shouldn't sometimes be the other
Schrödonger: ((duh duh duh duh duh dun duh duh duh duh duh dun))
Schyroton: -He gives the address-
Syphon: We should always be one
cri-ing tri: ((those two were just for fun))
Syphon: "Okay cool, thanks."
Syphon: He gives the address to Tyler.
Fanta: chuckles, "Had to make sure?"
Schrödonger: ((*insert polyrhythmic chromatic GBA beat*))
cri-ing tri: ((it's just a mechanic))
Syphon: Hi B
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Frisk: -He laughs a bit.-
Barchar: "Muffet would make a good dame."
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]OBJECTION! Triduosolo: Triple Shot Diplopia Single Hitbox [color=red]]][/color]
Syphon: But it's not a fitting mechanic
Gaster: -He's asleep for the night because my muse for him is not cooperating.-
Fellby: "That she would."
Frisk: "Well, yeah. Wasn't gonna hit on someone who's married, was I?"
cri-ing tri: ((well how should the mechanic work?))
Syphon: "He's probably asleep so don't do it now."
Schrödonger: ((ha
Syphon: "But eventually."
Schrödonger: ((my muse for B is myself
Barchar: "She had six arms, a killer smile, and a tail that told me she was nothin' but trouble."
Schrödonger: ((because B is an asshole
Schrödonger: (( :)
Schrödonger: (( :(
Barchar: (I don't get the concept of the muse for this, honestly)
Barchar: (I mean, I [i]get it[/i])
Schrödonger: ((pshaw
Barchar: (But it's apparently not a thing for me, becasuse I've never really felt like I couldn't play a character right)
Frisk: "Just thought that if you were single, I could get with you, make things better for Azzy."
Schrödonger: ((You must not be IN with the ART
Syphon: Well, occasionally it is Tri, and it gains a damage up
Frisk: "...That sounds guilt trip-ey. I don't mean it like that."
Syphon: And occasionally it is CE, and it gains a tears up
Schrödonger: ((I don't play a character until I can draw them with the pencil in my left nostril))
Fellby: ((Basically, it means I don't feel like the character is clicking with me right now.
Syphon: Wait no that doesn't work
cri-ing tri: (([s]just mash the sprites together[/s]))
Pleinair: ((Okay, so, confession time
Barchar: (Yeah, I mean, I understand the concept but it's just)
Barchar: (Never been a thing for me)
Pleinair: ((I've always had this mental image of B
Pleinair: ((As a big fucking grey fridge
Pleinair: ((With scythe-arms
Syphon: Okay, there's one head which is Tri and another which is CE, Tri has halved tear rate but a bit more damage and CE has a little bit more than half
Pleinair: ((And I don't fucking know why
cri-ing tri: ((wait WHAT))
Syphon: What
Fellby: ((WHAT
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]What [color=red]]][/color]
Schrödonger: ((so here I am banging fucking random ass chords on a piano in front of my music teacher
Schrödonger: ((wait no that's more interesting
: ((Laharl))
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]"Big Grey Fridge" Makes sense [color=red]]][/color]
Pleinair: ((Like you know the amalgam in the true lab
Pleinair: ((That's a fridge
Schyroton: ((why
Syphon: Yes
Pleinair: ((And it makes a big grey rectangle
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]"SCYTHE ARMS" [color=red]]][/color]
Schrödonger: ((Me or the character?
Fellby: ((mii!gaster, in his sleep: "I don't think that's supposed to be flammable"
: ((laharl))
Pleinair: ((That's my image of B, except with scythe arms on the side
: ((Why scythe arms))
Syphon: Okay, you know that thing in FF, it has the lantern and it can one-hit
Fellby: ((clearly that's the best depiction of b
Schrödonger: ((I'm like the shape of a large fridge irl))
Barchar: (Uh...)
Syphon: What is that called again
Barchar: (His name is like...)
Syphon: It's like
Barchar: (I think it starts with a g)
Syphon: Something kin
Schrödonger: ((also I'm full of fat))
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Me, the character, or my life style? Yes. [color=red]]][/color]
Pleinair: ((I also imagine Syphon
Syphon: Oh boy
Schrödonger: ((like a fridge
cri-ing tri: ((like a diaper))
Pleinair: ((As a grey-scale EBF NPC, but with wings
Syphon: CaU but everyone is a fridge
Pleinair: ((Just, fucking angel wings
Pleinair: ((For no reason
Syphon: well
Schrödonger: ((B is a fridge
Syphon: Syphon has no wings
Schrödonger: ((Because he's a cold motherfucker
Syphon: But I guess
Syphon: The rest works
cri-ing tri: (([s]because wings are cool, obviously[/s]))
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]B the fridge [color=red]]][/color]
Tyler: gtg
Syphon: Bye Bloo
cri-ing tri: ((bai bloo))
Pleinair: ((I imagine Hywel
Frisk: ((Laharl what do you imagine us to look like
Pleinair: ((As a goat in a fucking blue-colored leather jacket
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color][sub]What have we done[/sub] [color=red]]][/color]
Pleinair: ((For some fucking reason
Syphon: Anyway what's that character
: #crifortri [Tyler] disconnected.
Syphon: In FF with the lantern
Syphon: And I think it ended with kin
Pleinair: ((The RPers?
Syphon: It always one-hit...I think
cri-ing tri: ((lantern-kin))
Frisk: ((Yes
Barchar: (Yeah, the RPers)
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Laharl what do I look like [color=red]]][/color]
Schrödonger: ((I imagine schyroton as like a vaguely reddish and wimpy version of mettaton because I still have no idea who the fuck he is))
Pleinair: ((I imagine Tri as a young-ish guy that's always in a dark room
Pleinair: ((I've seen a picture of you DD so that's cheating
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Damn it [color=red]]][/color]
Syphon: I was off by a lot
Barchar: (Damn it Dude)
cri-ing tri: ((damn it, dude))
Syphon: But tonberry
Barchar: (Oh yeah so was i)
Frisk: "..."
Schyroton: ((thats not entirely wrong b
Pleinair: ((Flame is pretty much the same thing except for some reason he's wearing like
Pleinair: ((One of those french berets
Barchar: (Why)
Syphon: what
Pleinair: ((And has a country smirk
Syphon: Anyway
Schyroton: ((he's an underfell mettaton who's been through a lot of shit
Barchar: (I have one french character and this is how I'm portrayed)
Schrödonger: ((So what do I look like irl?
cri-ing tri: ((laharl's mind is just the best thing right now))
Pleinair: ((I've seen B irl so that's cheating
Frisk: (((What about me
Barchar: (the country smirk is accurate though)
Syphon: I imagined B as like...sort of a tonberry, but more round, pure gray, no clothes for some reason
Syphon: And not holding a lantern
Schrödonger: ((I don't look like that anymore Laharl))
Barchar: (I just think that B looks like some random guy)
Pleinair: ((But for a while
cri-ing tri: ((what about the other tri?))
Pleinair: ((I used to think of you as Ozzy Osbourne crossed with Jontron
Syphon: GREAT
Schrödonger: ((thanks
Schrödonger: ((does that mean I do double cocaine?))
Pleinair: ((Chime is the trainer class in Reborn that I really like the dress sense of
Barchar: (But now he thinks of you as tri)
Pleinair: ((Lemme find a pic
Schyroton: (what do you imagine the rest of my body to look like
Schrödonger: ((because Ozzy does triple cocaine and Jon does negative cocaine))
Syphon: MV, you looked like one of my friends when I saw you with the hat, so I just imagine you as them
Pleinair: This is Chime.
Frisk: ((Laharl what do you think I look like
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Schrödonger: ((In my mind, Chime looks like Mercy's cousin))
Schyroton: ((huh
Barchar: (Actually)
Fellby: ((huh
Pleinair: ((Frisky is draco malfoy in my mind
Barchar: (That's not too far off from what she looks like)
Pleinair: ((Like, literally just draco malfoy
DamnDude: [[ [[
Barchar: (I mean she's white and her hair is blonde iirc but still)
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]WHAT, [color=red]]][/color]
Frisk: That looks
cri-ing tri: ((laharl. what do I look like?))
Frisk: Nothing.
Frisk: like me.
Frisk: At all.
Frisk: First of all
Syphon: What the hell Laharl
Fellby: ((hang on i'll find a picture of myself
Frisk: I have chestnut colored hair not blonde hair
Schrödonger: ((Frisky looks like a small mischievous child to me))
Barchar: (I'm tri with a fucking beret)
Schrödonger: ((by small I mean like 13
Pleinair: ((CE, one second, lemme find the guy from fairy tail
Frisk: Fuck no
Fellby: ((wait, THAT'S YOU DD
Pleinair: ((That I imagine you as
cri-ing tri: ((i now can't not imagine frisky as hoopa))
Schyroton: ((frisky is 18 at least
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Schrödonger: ((I figured that
Syphon: Hi Smash
Fellby: ((you look nothing like i expected you to look
Syphon: Welcome to
Syphon: OOC Hell
Schyroton: ((what do you imagine me as
Schrödonger: ((my Brian is just dum
Pleinair: This is CE
Smash: (( I'm here to say goodbye
Schyroton: ((poor brian
Barchar: (Honestly I haven't really made mental images of any of you that I haven't actually seen)
Schrödonger: ((What?
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Wait what [color=red]]][/color]
Schyroton: ((oh?
Syphon: Oh?
: ((OOC Hell is fun though))
Barchar: (which is just chime i guess)
Barchar: (woah what smash is leaving)
Pleinair: ((Smash is at 5%
cri-ing tri: ((wow. not at all what i expected))
: ((Wait oh))
Smash: (( *hugs everyone*
Schyroton: ((oh
Pleinair: ((Bread is literally
Fanta: "Sorry, married with two kids is pretty taken. I can still be his friend if you're cool with it."
Frisk: I didn't know DD had a slight beard
Pleinair: ((Just a goat at a computer
Fellby: ((Smash, are you okay?
Schyroton: ((is everything ok?
Barchar: (but why)
Syphon: What's going on if anything
Fanta: ((Yeah i'm pretty sure everyone hcs bread as asriel
: ((What's wrong?))
: ((Also))
cri-ing tri: ((MV is a mettaton to me, of course))
: ((I'm on mobile most of the time, smh))
Smash: (( this phone won't charge, I'm on my final 5%
Fanta: ((I'm 90% sure it's about smash's phone battery
Fanta: ((Yep
cri-ing tri: ((RIP))
Schyroton: ((ah
Fellby: ((Oh no
Barchar: (oh)
Syphon: Oh
: ((Oh okay))
: ((Rip))
Syphon: That sucks
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]...Oh [color=red]]][/color]
Fellby: ((Well, at least you're not hurt.
Barchar: (i was really worried)
Syphon: I was also worried
Schrödonger: ((MV is a dark-haired person with no visible facial features because it's dark and the screen they're at is too dim))
Schyroton: ((then, i hope you get a new phone soon, stay safe my friend
Fellby: ((I hope you get a new phone soon!
Syphon: Yee, be okay
Schrödonger: ((also you're angry
Barchar: (I was worried we were gonna have to have MV leave)
Schyroton: ((i am, b
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Or just a new battery/charger [color=red]]][/color]
Frisk: ((Basically, time to make a detailed description of what I look like:
Smash: (( I bought a new charger
Smash: [color=#fffffe]it didn't work[/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I was guessing charger didn't work [color=red]]][/color]
Syphon: Wow
Schyroton: ((ohhh
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]But if it's a battery issue, batteries are much less expensive to replace than phones [color=red]]][/color]
Syphon: Well, we love you <3
Smash: [color=#fffffe]my phone is legit, f[censored]ked up[/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Oh [color=red]]][/color]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]oh, s[censored]t, I forgot I set that[/color]
Schrödonger: ((fuck the censoring assholes at the FCC))
Schyroton: ((rip
cri-ing tri: (([url=]fuck everything[/url]))
: ((I don't have any mental image for those I haven't seen))
Smash: [color=#fffffe]well f[censored]k[/color]
: ((I don't have any assumed age))
Fellby: ((this is one of you:
: ((Or anything really))
Fellby: ((bc for some reason when i think of us
Fellby: ((for some reason my dog is present
cri-ing tri: ((swood is a cowboy kid))
Smash: [color=#fffffe]thank you?[/color]
Syphon: Anyway
Schrödonger: ((irl I'm ugly chubby Bolin with bad pimples))
Schrödonger: ((that's all you need to know))
Fellby: ((anyway yeah, smash, see if it's just the battery
Schrödonger: ((let's see
Fanta: ((Well i'm too pussy to ever show my face
Schrödonger: ((When I imagine myself I see
: [color=#e00707]B[/color]o[color=#0715cd]s[/color]s's connection timed out.
Schrödonger: ((Let me find a pic
: ((That's not pussy))
Schyroton: ((rip
Fanta: ((But my switched form
: ((That's a face))
Fanta: ((I can show
: ((EYYY no but in all seriousness you don't have to show your face))
Fanta: said a thing
Fanta: ((I wasnt gonna
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Schyroton: ((what do you guys see me and smol as
Frisk: "Yeah..."
Fanta: ((I have seen photos of both of you so
Fellby: ((i see you as you mv
: ((I haven't seen pictures of anyone here))
Fanta: "Plus I'm 18031 and you're.. how old?"
Schrödonger: (( me ))
Frisk: "Pfft."
cri-ing tri: ((mv, you're a mettaton. and smol is... just something tiny. i guess))
Fellby: ((now robin, i've also seen a picture of, but i imagine her as a small fluffball
Frisk: "Seventeen."
Fellby: ((she's pink
Syphon: I imagine Smol as a mouse
Barchar: (Robin is a tribble>?)
Schyroton: ((aw
Frisk: ((1. My eyes are a darkish blue, think of it like a lake or something 2. My hair is a darkish brown and kind of "shines" in the light 3. I'm actually kind of tall 4. I have [i]thicc[/I] eyebrows 5. My teeth are white af 6. My fucking hair currently goes down to almost the bottom of my neck 7. Freckles 8. I have bags under my eyes from staying up too late
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Would female robin form FE:Awakening be an incorrect answer? [color=red]]][/color]
Schyroton: ((these are so cute
Frisk: ((9. My arms are twigs
Fellby: ((
Schyroton: ((its incorrect but thats so cool
Schrödonger: ((Slarvath looks like if CWC was a functioning member of society and tried to keep in good health))
: ((Who dat))
Syphon: TIL what Chime looks like
Syphon: Bread
Syphon: Are you serious
Fellby: ((That's me
Fanta: ((
Frisk: Chime
Fellby: ((
Syphon: Why would it have been someone else especially in context
Frisk: You actually look way different
Barchar: (chime was a goth this entire time and we never knew)_
Frisk: Than I expected
Schrödonger: ((ok now I imagine you as Mercy'a SECOND cousin))
Fanta: ((Bitch I'm not even trying to publicly present as female and I'm already doing better than cec
Fellby: ((i can take a picture right now if you want
Frisk: But you still look good
Barchar: (I guess the love of Gengar should have been our first tip)
cri-ing tri: (([url=]this is the sim i made from chime's description alone[/url]))
Fanta: ((*cwc
Schrödonger: ((agreed Slarv
: ((Also, I mean this in however is a way I say it without sounding weird, but you are beautiful))
Syphon: Yee
Barchar: (That is true)
Schrödonger: ((send nudes /s
: ((Gdi))
Fellby: ((jesus can't you see enough of my tits
Frisk: I am not taking a picture of myself
Frisk: Because I'm actually 9 years old /s
Barchar: (you look geekier than i expected DD)
Syphon: I can't help but suspect a joke is true if it's said more than twice in a day
Fellby: ((like, one of my button-up shirts shrunk in the wash and now it does that thing where it's straining to keep my boobs in
Schrödonger: ((I am attractive I am attractive
Schrödonger: ((haha YES
Schyroton: ((i could send nudes if i wanted but 1. dysphoria is a bitch and 2. i dont want you guys seeing my nipples except for smol
Smash: (( 3 percent, any last words?
Fanta: ((Succ
cri-ing tri: ((also. i have to admit, i don't imagine slarv as anything but light blue.))
Syphon: Smash
Schrödonger: ((The last percent lasts forever
Fanta: ((Literally the color light blue
Syphon: I'll say something very important to you
Syphon: Please listen.
Schrödonger: ((well on Apple anyway
Fanta: ((I am the personification of light blue
cri-ing tri: ((yes. literally just your text color))
Fanta: ((You all know what I see laharl as
Syphon: It [i]is[/i] the nutshack.
Syphon: That is all.
Schyroton: ((smash, i hope to see you soon, stay safe, =)
Smash: (( gdi
Frisk: ((So I just realized
Schyroton: (( me irl
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]II am showing Laharl past me and I don't know if I regret it yet [color=red]]][/color]
Barchar: (good luck)
Fanta: "You'll find someone."
Frisk: ((I have a fuckton of cuts on my hands
Syphon: [s]edgy[/s]
cri-ing tri: ((huh))
: ((That's a pretty cool cosplay))
Frisk: ((MV I didn't know you were a vampire /s
Smash: (( I love you all for your serious, and joke answers
Fellby: ((oh, you want a fang selfie mv?
cri-ing tri: ((brb))
Syphon: I see Laharl as Laharl sometimes and Watsky at others
Syphon: Love you too Smash <3
Fellby: ((Also, I hope to see you again smash
Syphon: Yep
Frisk: "Maybe."
Syphon: If you ever get the chance you're obviously welcome back
Frisk: ((You still look good tho I can't say anything else because I don't wanna sound weird
Schyroton: ((thats not a cosplay
Smash: (( my only regret
Schyroton: ((thats just me
Frisk: ((oh
Barchar: (Hey smash)
Schrödonger: ((ok
Frisk: ((You still look good
Barchar: (I have one last thing)
Schyroton: ((also chime u look cool
Syphon: You all look cool
cri-ing tri: ((return of eevee))
Syphon: And not y'all
: ((Oh no I feel like a butt now))
Syphon: Because fuck Texas
Syphon: Why do you feel like a butt
Smash: (( 2 percent milk
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]By the way, Bonus picture of me 5 months before CaU: [color=red]]][/color]
: ((You look beautiful as well))
Syphon: 2 percent milk
Schrödonger: ((all I want in life is for someone to even sarcastically ask me for nudes))
: ((B))
Schyroton: ((wait two years
Fellby: ((that's more like i imagined you dd
Syphon: B gibbe the---fuck
Barchar: (WELP)
Syphon: Anyway DD
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]"Syphon: B gibbe the---fuck" [color=red]]][/color]
Syphon: I now [i]also[/i] imagine you as one of my friends
Frisk: By the way
Frisk: I'm pale
Frisk: As fuck
Syphon: YES
Smash: (( 1 percent
Syphon: Bye Smash! <3
Fellby: ((alright let's go into my old phone's photos...
Schyroton: ((HEY NOW
Schrödonger: ((pretty soon my phone will also d
Syphon: ^ - ^
cri-ing tri: ((so. what is everyone else's headcanon on how i look))
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Smash: (( my only regret, is that I did not get the succ
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Syphon: It's okay Smash
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Syphon: You are good enough to gett the succ
: ((OH FUCK))
Schyroton: ((theres the succ
Syphon: get*
Schrödonger: ((AAAAAAAAAAA
: ((SUCC*
Frisk: By the way I'm not showing my dick to CaU
Fanta: looks over at the asriel squad
Syphon: I mean
Endling Asriel: -They're talking and stuff.-
Syphon: I don't see why anyone would put nudes here anyway
Schyroton: ((*meteor
Schrödonger: ((this chat is going so fast nobody will see that I'm a sociopath))
Schyroton: ((i saw it b
Syphon: B is a sociopath
Syphon: Bye Smash!
Schyroton: ((ITS OFFICIAL
Schrödonger: ((haha what?
Fellby: ((hi a socipath, i'm chime
Smash: [color=#fffffe]AAAAAAAAAND IIIIIIIIIIIIIII[/color]
Schrödonger: ((what made you think I'm a sociopath?
Frisk: "...It's a shame he doesn't get as much nice people normally."
cri-ing tri: ((go plat))
Syphon: Smash.
Syphon: We're no strangers to love.
Syphon: You know the rules, and so do I.
Frisk: So like
Smolapeño: (this picture is superfuckingold but it's the only decent one of me so
Syphon: Awwwww
: ((Okay so))
Barchar: (WELP)
Syphon: And a commitment's what I'm thinking of.
Schrödonger: ((that chat is going so fast nobody will see that no person will ever love me in an erotic fashion))
: ((Literally everyone here looks good))
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Syphon: You wouldn't get this from any other Tri.
: ((Except me))
Barchar: (okay he's gone)
Syphon: Rip Smash.
Frisk: You both look cute and cool
Pleinair: ((Wait
Syphon: 2016-2016
Barchar: (i got further than i expectedd)
Pleinair: ((I think I have an old pic of me
Schrödonger: ((I don't look good don't worry
cri-ing tri: ((i'll ask again. what is the rest of you guys' headcanon appearance of me because i'm interested and i only know laharl's now))
Syphon: Actually
Fellby: ((ah, here we go
Syphon: 2016 ~ 2016
Fellby: (("camera shit"
Syphon: CE, I know what you look like
Fellby: ((YO
Syphon: And gtg
Syphon: Gn <3
Schyroton: ((ce i think of you as a cryangle
Schyroton: ((gn tri
Syphon: hue
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Schyroton: ((YO
Schrödonger: ((Tri looks like Chara
Fanta: "I'd expect as much, people are jerks."
Schyroton: ((oh man i have old unproportional porn of gaston
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: ((Found a really old picture of me guys))
: ((
Schrödonger: ((oh jeez
Pleinair: (( This is me from when I was like, eight.
Schrödonger: ((liar that's my cousin Jeff
Pleinair: ((eight or eleven, one of those
Pleinair: ((That is literally
Fellby: ((can you believe this is almost a year old
Pleinair: ((The only picture of me
Pleinair: ((That I own
Frisk: Laharl
Frisk: That looks
Schyroton: ((floof
Frisk: Like a kid who plays Pokémon
Frisk: 24/7
: ((Oh my god))
: ((My cat))
: ((This cat))
: ((Is the worst))
Fellby: ((this one too:
: ((You know I have that thing))
: ((Where you want to draw stuff))
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I don't HC people because [s]I can't see people online as people[/s] because I got very fucked up the day I found out I had half the genders of this group wrong [color=red]]][/color]
: ((And then you try))
Fellby: ((i drew a lot of great mettatons back in the day:
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: ((And it doesn't work))
Barchar: (MV was it porn of Gaston the ship or Gaston the fusion)
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=]i found a picture of myself[/url]))
Fanta: sighs
Barchar: (Because we call like three elements of CaU Gaston)
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Schrödonger: ((I have a picture of me wearing Leafy's headphones))
Frisk: "Tell me about it."
Schyroton: ((the timeline /s
Schyroton: ((the ship
Fellby: ((
Schrödonger: ((not giving it to you because I look like a monkey on meth))
Frisk: I would post a pic of me but
Frisk: I'm not comfortable with it
Frisk: Like
Frisk: I'd prefer keeping my face secret
Fellby: ((here's a dress you guys are never gonna see me wear:
: ((Privacy is an issue with me, as well))
Frisk: Maybe one day though
Barchar: (I like that wheatley laboratories shirt)
CryingEevee OOC: ((you could do what i did. and not actually post a picture of yourself))
Schrödonger: ((chime don't take this the wrong way
: ((I've shared more information over the internet with you guys than I have with anyone))
Frisk: I mean I could post a younger pic of myself
Frisk: But I looked nerdy af back then
Schrödonger: ((you look like a much younger version of my racist grandma))
Frisk: And bad
Fanta: ((I would put a pic
Fanta: ((But it would require I get up and do a bunch of shit before it looked feminine enough
Fanta: ((And i am comfy
Schyroton: ((dd what did you think i was before i told you i was agender
Fellby: ((look guys i found the bodenmobile:
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I stopped caring because I'm not gonna live here permanently and I've given you more than enough information to find me and no shit's happened so I'm cool with you guys. [color=red]]][/color]
Schyroton: ((chime is that fellbys car
CryingEevee OOC: ((i read bodenmobile as baramobile))
Fellby: ((yes
: ((I always feel like I might regret having told some stuff here.))
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Not to say that's the only reason I trust you guys, but that does help [color=red]]][/color]
Schrödonger: ((I'm not going to give pics because someday I'll be famous for being locked in a room and doing space math))
Frisk: ((I have a picture from when I was in first grade
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't think i revealed much, but what i did reveal i think is more than i usually do))
Frisk: ((Oh god my smile was wide
Fellby: ((here's me with longer hair:
: ((That whole thing a real long time ago about doxxing scared the shit out of me))
Frisk: ((I don't smile like that anymore
Schrödonger: ((I don't want people going back and finding this and saying "zoo look at this motherfucker"))
Schrödonger: ((*oi look
CryingEevee OOC: ((zoo look))
Schrödonger: ((what is this a dumbass for ants?
Fellby: ((i forgot this RANDOM-ASS TRUCK in my school hallway
Frisk: ((-silently realizes they fake their smile so often yet they barely smile for real-
Frisk: ((-edge-
Schyroton: ((same frisky
: ((I don't smile. Hardly ever.))
Frisk: ((Like
: ((It's just not in my personality))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i never smile. i don't even fake it. i just don't care enough to force it and it doesn't come naturally often))
Fellby: ((i have a bad case of resting bitch face
Schrödonger: ((no joke it's gotten to the point where I've conditioned myself to laugh at people's jokes and I literally can't not laugh when somebody says something I'm supposed to interpret as funny))
Frisk: ((I don't even laugh to my own "jokes"
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I only naturally smile in laughter. Every other time it's forced basically [color=red]]][/color]
Fanta: ((I have the resting face of someone who has been up for 36 hours
Barchar: (I feel like I'm the only person here that isn't fucked up mentally)
Schrödonger: ((I'm not mentally fucked up))
Barchar: (Like I don't have depression or self-hatred or anything)
Fellby: ((then again i dont really like smiling
Frisk: ((HA HA HA HA HA HA
Schrödonger: ((I have good reason to hate myself :D))
Fanta: ((Flame if you know what a muffell is you're fucked up mentally by society's standards
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]And then there's the natural smile of insanity that occurs when i'm doing insane laughter [color=red]]][/color]
Barchar: (...Is-is 'muffell' a thing too)
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Frisk: ((I'm really good at laughing like a maniac to the point where i freak my friends out
Barchar: (Like I didn't know that 'Muff' was a term for vagina is 'Muffell' something worse)
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: ((I'm really good at))
Schrödonger: ((fuck it let's go full edge
: ((Uh))
CryingEevee OOC: ((okay))
: ((Something, I'm sure))
Fanta: ((Did you not know?
Barchar: (NO)
Fellby: ((... what
Schrödonger: ((I'm good at pretending I'm good at things that's actually it))
Schyroton: ((*aesthetic post* i have crippling depression
Barchar: ([I]TWICE[/I])
Fellby: ((is it something else?
Frisk: ((I'm really good at mentally being self-deprecating
Pleinair: ((Flame you're telling me
Pleinair: ((You made a character that is a fusion of two prostitutes
Pleinair: ((Named muffel
Pleinair: ((And didn't know what that means
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm really good at..................))
Frisk: ((Actually
Frisk: ((I've been real self-deprecating here haven't I
Frisk: ((Huh
Fanta: ((Um, yes?
: ((I haven't heard of it))
CryingEevee OOC: ((uhh, creating things that seem edgy at first glance but are actually feelsy? that's something i'm pretty good at.))
Barchar: (It's just a fucking portmanteau, 'Muff' was just the first sylklable of 'Muffet' how have I done this twice)
: ((Enlighten me))
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Schrödonger: ((I was randomly banging fucking random ass chords on a piano for music theory class and the teacher was just like "wow that's really good you have mature sensibilities as a composer and your use of theme is super interesting"))
: ((Wow uh))
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Schrödonger: ((I am a God at pretending I'm godly))
: ((I couldn't understand a lot of that paragraph))
Frisk: ((Sometimes I'm really quiet and I don't talk much
: ((I am unbelieveably musically challenged))
Schrödonger: ((haha it's easy
Pleinair: ((A muffell
Pleinair: ((Is stretching out a vagina, dude
Frisk: ((Other times I'm comfortable presenting in front of other people and I'm really fucking talkable
Barchar: (OH)
Fanta: ((How did neither of you know this
Barchar: (WELL)
Fanta: ((*nof
Fanta: ((*not
Fellby: ((okay no i'm looking that up
Barchar: (No if you put 'not' there it would be a double negative)
: ((I didn't get results))
Schrödonger: ((just take twelve notes and play them and then chords and motif and technique and dynamics and ducking German 6ths into a VII half diminished in Locrian mode for a very baroque feel))
: ((Lies))
Frisk: ((Other times I'm just like "No, no, no, fuck off, no, no"
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Fellby: ((Yeah, slarv and laharl are lying.
Frisk: ((Other times I'm actually serious))
Fanta: ((Kek
: ((What B))
: ((Was that English))
Schyroton: ((though, muffle is a skang term for female masturbation
Fellby: ((FUCK
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Barchar: (That's an odd slang term but okay)
Barchar: (But muffle is a totally different word)
CryingEevee OOC: ((skang))
Schrödonger: ((that was music theory
Barchar: ('Skang' sounds like a vagina euphamism of it's own)
Fanta: ((...did you not know, flame?
Barchar: (like 'ooh i'd shove that in my skang')
Schrödonger: ((and I hate it almost as much as I love it))
CryingEevee OOC: ((confirmed. flame has a skang))
Barchar: no fuck you slarv you dcan't pull this bullshit twice(
Fanta: ((💯💯💯
: ((I like music))
: ((I don't like the process of making music))
Schrödonger: ((What sort of music?
: ((Plenty of music))
: ((It can be classical))
: ((Dubstep))
: ((Hard dance))
: ((Pop))
Fanta: leans back
Schrödonger: ((Mozart normie or supreme Chopin master race?))
Frisk: ((Sometimes I worry too much))
Fanta: ((I hate making music
Schyroton: ((skang is a typo of slang
Fanta: ((I composed twice
Schrödonger: ((Fuck you worry more
CryingEevee OOC: ((skang. skunk gang))
Fanta: ((And hated it
Frisk: ((Bitch
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Schrödonger: ((I'm working on a piece right now
Schrödonger: ((Not literally right now
Frisk: ((Like
Fellby: ((yo you can blow out the candles in a birthdday newscast in tomodachi life
Schrödonger: ((It sucks but people are telling me it's good and I'm spending more time saying why it's bad than actually improving it))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((y'know, i mostly can't make things, but i can edit things. maybe not perfectly, but editing in general is so much easier than making something from scratch))
: ((Imma try and use my basic knowledge of C# to try and make a random CaU conspiracy theory generator))
Frisk: ((Believe it or not
: ((Because it's good for practice))
Schrödonger: ((edit my life please
Frisk: ((Undertale came close to making me cry
Frisk: ((But I didn't
CryingEevee OOC: ((same))
: ((I cry all the fucking time))
Fanta: ((C# is the best language and if you disagree you're objectively wrong
CryingEevee OOC: ((so did both the first pmd and super pmd))
Frisk: ((The end of Life is Strange made me cry though))
Schrödonger: ((Python
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't cry much at all))
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]B you are wrong [color=red]]][/color]
Frisk: ((Second PMD made me cry but that was a long time ago
: ((You can even use C#))
Frisk: ((I cry over the simplest things))
: ((To program iOS apps now))
Schrödonger: ((yeah I probably am wrong
Fanta: ((Let's see, last time I cried was when I thought azzy had dissipated
CryingEevee OOC: ((and i don't think i've ever cried over a movie or a videogame or something. came close, but never did.))
Frisk: ((Hm
Frisk: ((Last time I cried?
Schrödonger: ((I can get to the point where my eyes hurt and want to cry but nothing ever comes out
Fellby: ((last time i cried was when my dad was being too loud and my thoughts spiraled downards
Schrödonger: ((that's fine I guess
CryingEevee OOC: ((last time i cried was... i don't remember what it was about, but i think it was about school and i was really worried about something about it.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((that was a lot of abouts))
: ((I don't remember the last time I cried.))
: ((That's probably a good thing))
Frisk: ((Yeah fuck no I'm not sharing the last time I cried
Schrödonger: ((I was a total homeschool shut-in until I was 10))
Schrödonger: ((then I joined the Boy Scouts and they were awful to me
Fanta: she's still watching the two
Frisk: "...Love him to death."
Schrödonger: ((I might as well have been a wounded gazelle on the Serengeti
Barchar: (U don't remember when I last cried honestly)
Schrödonger: ((I cried all the time
Frisk: ((A long time ago I used to cry when thinking about my family dying))
Frisk: ((Now, though? I'm just like "eh"
Frisk: ((I'm a good person
Schyroton: ((last time i cried was when i fell during a panicked mad dash to get to class bc the bus was late and skipped my stop so i had to run and run and run across a sidewalk with trees and pointed rocks and i scraped both knees and hands and ripped my pants the day of my first test
Endling Asriel: -They've leaned on each other at this point.-
Barchar: (like, it's weird, I'm kind of emotional with most things, but almost nothing makes me cry)
Fanta: "He's sweet."
Schrödonger: ((I eventually reinvented myself as a major Rick Sanchez type anus except less hateful and they started to respect and even like me))
Frisk: "So is your Asriel."
Schyroton: ((huh
Fanta: "Those two are very similar, y'know."
Schrödonger: ((I can't be a sensitive person anymore))
Fanta: "They both did the same sort of thing."
Schrödonger: ((Not capable of it
Pleinair: ((Last time I cried was from laughter
Pleinair: ((When my peers in my cadet flight gave me the moniker 'Blobfish'
Frisk: "Yeah, they did."
Pleinair: ((I have that fucking name on my nametag
Schrödonger: ((I legitimately don't feel emotions as strongly as I used to))
Pleinair: ((My military fucking uniform's nametag reads 'Blobfish'
CryingEevee OOC: ((ugh. frisky inadvertently reminded me about death. and how i just can't do anything when thinking about death. great.))
Schrödonger: ((It's pretty bad I guess
Frisk: ((FUCK
Frisk: ((Sorry
Schrödonger: ((I was only half joking when I said I was a sociopath
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Fanta: ((I haven't tried it yet so I'll give my review later
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's fine frisky))
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Fanta: "How'd you know that?"
Frisk: "Didn't you tell me?"
Frisk: ((Sometimes I feel like I portray myself as an insensitive, mischievous ass who hangs out in OOC all the time))
Schrödonger: ((like me?
Frisk: ((-shrugs-))
Schrödonger: ((I AM an insensitive ass who hangs out in OOC all the time))
Schrödonger: ((insensitive assness runs in the family))
CryingEevee OOC: ((sometimes i feel like i come off as really mean and rude when i don't mean to.))
Fanta: "I don't remember telling you, but eh."
Schrödonger: ((I might as well be German
Frisk: ((I'm part German
Schrödonger: ((I'm full ass
Schyroton: ((i'm mostly german
Fanta: "He was alone, though, for two years."
: ((Can I take a second just to say that I have to give a huge thanks to everyone here? Because I honestly really, really enjoy coming here most of the time, and I feel like my life has been improved because of all of you, for being so accepting, nice, and such. I didn't think all this would happen, but I'm glad it did.))
Schrödonger: ((disregard everything I say because it's mostly stupid jokes))
Frisk: "Yeesh..."
Frisk: ((You're welcome!))
Schrödonger: ((Same here
Schyroton: ((youre welcome
Fanta: ((Same
Schyroton: ((i feel the same way
Pleinair: ((Just a question
Pleinair: ((Can someone tell me what fucking annoys them about me
Fellby: ((You're welcome, bread
Frisk: ((Nothing, really
Schrödonger: ((You're just a wee bit immature but I mean so am I
Schrödonger: ((Can't complain
Frisk: ((Sometimes I'm insensitive sometimes I'm sensitive
Frisk: ((It's weird
: ((You use the color white))
: ((When there are so many other colors))
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: ((That aren't white))
Schrödonger: ((use night mode, untermeschen))
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Pleinair: ((White Power
: ((I do use night mode))
Pleinair: ((Yep, i'm going to hell
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: ((We all are))
Frisky: ((Aren't we all?
Frisky: ((Hey guys
Frisky: ((When we all go to hell
: ((My eyes))
Frisky: ((Let's meet up
Frisky: ((And try to kick Satan's ass
Schrödonger: ((Hell is what binds me to earth tbh))
: ((By the time we go to hell))
Schrödonger: ((god that sounds so edgy if it's taken literally
: ((Who knows if we'll even remember this place))
Fanta: "And he just recently lost a loved one.. it's tough."
Frisk: "...Sorry."
Schrödonger: ((Yeah
Fanta: "Don't be sorry, not your fault."
: ((Who's knows how long this place will last))
Schrödonger: ((I give it eight months
Schyroton: ((laharl my only annoyance with you is that you seem to be overly cocky sometimes
Frisky: ((For a long time
Frisky: ((B last time you gave an estimate
Pleinair: ((As in?
Schyroton: ((i hope for a long time
Pleinair: ((I understand i'm a bit of a fucko when it comes to things I think i'm good at
Frisky: (("Yeah this is gonna die in a month"
: ((It's been a year, almost))
Frisky: ((-like six months later-
: ((That's an accomplishment, honestly))
Pleinair: ((Particularily pokemon and the arc systems
Schyroton: ((no, thats exactly that
Frisky: ((-still alive-
Schrödonger: ((my diagnostic skills are obviously improving))
CryingEevee OOC: ((laharl, to answer your question you asked everyone, i can't think of the right words for it right now, but it's something of it feels like you... not abuse your mod power but something to do with your mod power at least. i can't think of how to word it))
Frisky: ((Laharl kicks the shit out of me))
Pleinair: ((I kinda hopped from stage 1 mod to chat owner abruptly
Fellby: ((I mean, Laharl
Fellby: ((If you want to step down...
Fellby: ((I do have a chatroom with the url "cau"
Pleinair: ((I mean, do you guys think I should step down?
Schrödonger: ((>tfw you make cries for help disguised as jokes so as not to attention whore and you get more attention and no help))
Frisky: ((I dunno))
Fellby: ((I feel like you're doing good.
Fanta: ((I think he makes a good head mod but i'm me
: ((are you trying say something along the lines of not mod abuse, but you feel they have the feeling of being higher than other people, because of their status?))
Frisky: ((That would be a horrible idea
: ((Also idgaf))
Schrödonger: ((Laharl'a fine
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think your fine laharl))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and yeah, i think something along those lines bread.))
Schrödonger: ((what about my fine laharl
Pleinair: ((Thanks B and CE
Frisky: ((Laharl's fine
Pleinair: ((I think it's about time we host another 'vote' on maybe raising a couple people's position
Schrödonger: ((Nah
Frisky: ((I mean))
Frisky: ((Eh))
Schrödonger: ((we don't need extra moderation
Frisky: ((I do have the ability to be mature but
: ((Bread for head mod 2016))
Schyroton: ((i feel like youre doing good but you do tend to kick people over making glass jokes and ink jokes
CryingEevee OOC: ((¯\_(ツ)_/¯))
Frisky: ((Noone would want me as mod
Frisky: ((Likr
Frisky: ((like*
Frisky: ((Noone
Pleinair: ((I don't actually get pissed over the glass and ink
Frisky: ((Last time I was like "idgaf" noone voted for me lol
: ((Okay quick real talk Laharl))
: ((I understand some of the events that happened to you))
: ((But seriously, how did a CD blow up in your hand))
: ((I don't get it))
Pleinair: ((I have no
Pleinair: ((Fucking
Pleinair: ((Idea
Pleinair: ((It was an old CD that was in it's case for years
Fellby: ((A mystery for the ages
: ((Things don't spontaneously combust though))
Fellby: ((what band/singer
: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.
Pleinair: ((Pink Floyd
Fellby: ((huh
Frisky: ((I have a butterfly knife
Frisky: ((I also like swordfighting
Schrödonger: ((It's actually a weird property of certain polymers to accumulate microcracks over time without fresh air))
Schyroton: ((im still applauding you over chasing the ice cream truck via bike
Fanta: ((I took a tennis ball in the eye today
Schrödonger: ((air bubbles get into the cracks and form pressure, so when it's jostled it explodes))
Fanta: ((And it still hurts
Schyroton: ((oh holy shit! theres SCIENCE BEHIND THIS THATS SO COOL
Schyroton: ((also that sucks slarv
CryingEevee OOC: ((ouch))
: ((Slarv))
Schrödonger: ((r/todayibullshitted))
Frisky: ((I've taken basketballs directly in the face
Schrödonger: ((the only thing I'm good at
Schyroton: ((wait what fuck you
: ((Wait hold that thought))
Frisky: ((I've been hit in the face with volleyballs
Frisky: ((I've been hit in the face with rubber balls
Pleinair: ((My theory
: ((Okay it's a stretch but I'm ready))
: ((Slarv))
Pleinair: ((Is that the room was cold
Fellby: ((i got hit in the face with a basketball and nearly blacked out
Pleinair: ((And the CD was in a warm containment so long
Pleinair: ((That when it got chilled it contracted on tiself
: ((You were having a good day tennis shit happened))
Pleinair: ((And busted
Fanta: ((See, I was playing tennis, and the ball hit my racket
Schyroton: ((gym class was my nightmare because various balls kept hitting me
Frisky: ((I once almost passed out due to being so hot
Fanta: ((I looked down because you follow the ball
Smolapeño: (i hurt the same knee twice in the exact same way exactly a year apart)
Fanta: ((And it went up
Schyroton: ((wowie
Fanta: ((Very quickly
: ((Well))
: ((Uh))
Fanta: ((And shoved my glasses lens into my eye
Schyroton: ((OW
: ((oh))
Frisky: ((Oh god that made me cringe
Schyroton: ((also til skarv wears glasses
Schyroton: ((*slarv
Schrödonger: ((MV I told you that A: I'm very good at bullshit and B: half the things I say are stupid jokes))
Pleinair: ((Oh, also guys, difficult question
Fanta: ((Ye
Frisky: ((Yeah?
Pleinair: ((You guys are aware of how we got Smash here, right?
Frisky: ((Well
Pleinair: ((From ZS, since he was a good RPer and a good guy from what we saw?
Frisky: ((Yeah
Schyroton: ((i know but weird sciences are a hyperfocus and i got excited
Frisky: ((I think?
Schyroton: ((yes
Fellby: ((yeah?
Schrödonger: ((I could just be a 40 year old creep who gave out my nephew's identity to be "doxxed"))
: ((I dunno, I don't go on the discord))
Pleinair: ((Would you guys be against us inviting people that fit those categories (Not right now of course)
Pleinair: ((Later on?
Schrödonger: ((If I were would you be mad?
Fellby: ((Dude, why wouldn't I be?
Frisky: ((Nah I would be fine with it
Schyroton: ((as long as they arent peopke who break r2 often
: ((I mean as long as they aren't dicks))
CryingEevee OOC: ((shrug))
Fellby: ((from what you've said Ofna seems pretty rad
Schyroton: ((also yes b
Pleinair: ((So far the only candidates were Ofna and Smash
Frisky: ((Ofna is pretty rad
Pleinair: ((And Ofna couldn't get parp to work on mobile
Schrödonger: ((ok well uh
Pleinair: ((So we went to Smash
Schrödonger: ((I'm a minor
Fellby: ((aww
Schyroton: ((i know
Fanta: ((Hence why project onimus was never realized
Frisky: ((MV: id rather fuck frisky
Schyroton: ((ohhhhh
Schrödonger: ((no I'm used to being passed over anyway it's fine
Frisky: ((By the way can I ask a quick question))
Pleinair: ((Shoot
Schyroton: ((i was talking to you b
Fanta: ((Ofna's thirstier than bread
Fanta: ((We need a waifu counter
Fanta: ((For ofna
: ((That's a lie))
Pleinair: ((It's not even Ofna
Pleinair: ((It's Billgee
Fanta: ((Speaking of
: ((No one is thirstiest than bread))
Pleinair: ((Billgee is bread except they actually fucking live for bodens
Schrödonger: ((if I were a flavor of tea
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: ((What did you add))
Schrödonger: ((I would be a flavor of tea everybody hated
Fanta: still watching the smols, smiling
Fanta: her
Frisky: ((Again
Frisk: -Him too.-
: ((WHY))
Fanta: ((So anything but black tea
Frisky: ((Can I ask a quick question
Fanta: ((Because frisk was interested in her
: ((So all tea))
Schrödonger: ((Fuck you #oolonglyfe))
CryingEevee OOC: ((to who, frisky?))
Schyroton: ((you can
Fanta: ((That is a waifu
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: ((Slab))
Schrödonger: ((If I were a day of the week
Frisky: ((What do you all genuinely think of me because I kind of want to know right now))
Schrödonger: ((I would be Hefsday
Schrödonger: ((because I never get to come
Schyroton: ((ok im gonna type for a while
Barchar: (You seem alright. If I knew you irl you'd be the kinda guy I'd want o hang out with)
Fellby: ((Okay this is a weird way of putting it but
Fanta: "My other kid's at home, probably playing music."
Schrödonger: ((If I were a country I would be America))
Fellby: ((If I knew you irl I think we'd be like
Colton: he is. It's simply the best
Schrödonger: ((because I'm fat and out to sabotage myself))
Frisk: "Muscian?"
Fellby: ((Classmates that are friendly, but we wouldn't really hang out together?
: ((CAT))
CryingEevee OOC: ((you seem like the kind of person that pokes fun at people, but never has bad intentions about it))
Frisky: ((.. Ah))
Fellby: ((Then again, I'm not too active irl///
Frisky: ((I actually don't poke fun at too many people irl
Fanta: ((My closest irl friend has been at my house twice
Schrödonger: ((If I were a pastry
Schrödonger: ((I'd be a hot pocket
Frisky: ((I mean I guess it's good to know I'm alright))
: ((Fuck))
Frisky: ((That's nice))
Schyroton: ((frisky, i think youre overall a pretty cool person. being occasionally immature and constantly thinking of yourself as worse than you actually are are your two biggest flaws. you're funny, sometimes even when you shoukdn't be, and you're honest and genuine. i give you a 93/100.
: ((I want a hot pocket now))
Fellby: ((i just want something to eat
Schrödonger: ((if I were generally a happy person))
: ((I give frisky a 7.8/10))
Fanta: ((I have chocolate coated orange pulps
: ((Too much water))
Schrödonger: ((I wouldn't be here.
Frisky: ((Goddamnit, I'm an A-.))
Frisky: ((Seriously though))
Schyroton: ((in my school thats an a
Fanta: ((Chocolaye covered rings of orange pulp
Frisky: ((Thanks MV))
Schyroton: ((np
: ((Also))
CryingEevee OOC: ((you can go a little overboard at times, and maybe it can seem like you are genuinely being mean, but you wouldn't actually want to hurt the people you call friends. a person like you should be: hoopa (i have no idea why i did that reference but halfway through typing that out i decided to do that)))
: ((Oranges are bad enough))
Fanta: ((The squishy good stuff in the arm, layered in with juice, coated in crispy milk chocolate
Fanta: ((Arm
Fanta: ((Arm
Frisky: ((You hit those flaws spot-on lmao))
Fanta: ((Orange
Fellby: ((arm
Schyroton: ((im allergic to arms
Fanta: ((Its arm pulp
CryingEevee OOC: ((and yet schyro has four of em))
: ((Ew))
Fellby: ((actual cannibal freya lebouf
Frisky: ((I'm very self-deprecating and I'm afraid of disappointing other people))
Schrödonger: ((if I were a presidential candidate
Schyroton: ((irl im allergic to oranges
Fanta: texts hywel something cute
: ((Kanye west in 4 years))
Frisky: ((Hell I didn't even know I was actually funny sometimes))
Schrödonger: ((I'd be somebody you don't know because I never left the house to publicize))
Fellby: seems to have dozed off.
Hywel: [Sup?]
Schyroton: ((youre deez nuts, independant
Fanta: [Hi :3]
Barchar: (A man has 8 children, all female. One got in a car crash, essentially disabling exactly 1/5 of her body. The man was at his favorite bar, the Ingenious Gin Nation. A man comes up, and they hit it off, when he gets to the subject of his daughter's. The second man scoffs. "You must really like kids." the first one shrugs. "I guess, though I didn't want this. 3 would have been fine, but 7.8? Too much daughter.")
: ((Okay I'm sorry for this but))
Schyroton: ((oh my gOD
: ((You're Deez Nuts, independent.*))
Fanta: ((Jesus fucking christ
Schyroton: ((ad you know my grammar varies
Barchar: (glad to know I'm a hit)
Fanta: [What are you doing]
: ((I know))
Schrödonger: ((Once upon a time, a perfectly normal family gave birth to a horse
: ((But I saw an issue in all the words and it was hurting me))
: ((Because I'm an asshole when it comes to this shit))
Barchar: (anyway, let's have a character assessment with mv. Mv (and others I guess), what do you think of me)
Fanta: ((A whores you meN
Fanta: ((Oh
Schrödonger: ((The horse had normal human intelligence and the ability to speak. His name was Chris.))
Fanta: ((Oh wait
Fanta: ((B doesn't know does he
Fanta: ((About the war
Hywel: [Not much. Listening to music Colton is making.]
Fanta: [What is it]
Frisky: ((Sometimes I do PMD and by the end I'm like "That was really bad they probably didn't like it" and yet people say that they really liked it and I'm like "Goddamnit Frisky, why do you always think that things are going to go bad"))
: ((Despite how much mistakes and shot I make here, I actually am well spoken, and when I'm taking my time, I type well.))
Schrödonger: ((He was actually considered very intelligent, and had a promising future. People from TV shows wanted to interview him, on account of him being a talking horse. He was famous.))
: ((Shit*
Hywel: [Dunno.]
Schyroton: ((youre honestly the most mature fourteen year old ive met. im not grading everyone with a score btw. anyway youre really mature and youre serious when you need to be and fun to roleplay with.
Schrödonger: ((After a few interviews which spiraled into acting jobs for kids' movies, he was a superstar. Eventually, he was found to have been a victim of a child molestation ring in Hollywood.))
Fellby: ((I really like you flame. I was surprised to learn youu were fourteen, i would have guessed you were at least 16.
Frisky: ((^
Schyroton: ((i legit thought you were college freshman
Barchar: (aww, thanks guys)
Barchar: (hah, hell no)
: ((Whenever you think of child you imagine immature. This isn't always the case, Flame being a prime example))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't have much to say. you're a cool guy. regardless of your age))
Schrödonger: ((After his whistleblowing, he was never able to get another acting job in his life. He spent the last of his money on gimmicky electronics that didn't really make him happy.))
Fanta: [*She sends a pic of the smols together*]
Hywel: [Adorable.]
Fanta: [Yes]
Pleinair: ((I got a confession here guys
Pleinair: ((I'm pregnant
Pleinair: ((Bread is the father
Schrödonger: ((His life took a horrendous downward spiral after his parents died. He was taken into custody of the state, and never received proper schooling.))
Frisky: ((No.))
: ((How old do you guys assume I am? I'm not gonna say the r- god fucking))
: ((Laharl))
Pleinair: (( zozzle
Fanta: ((Laharl
Schrödonger: ((As the age of 23, his methhead girlfriend died, and he fell to drinking.))
Barchar: (like, I figure 16, 17)
Fanta: ((I have a confession
Fanta: ((I'm the child
Schyroton: ((breb is probably 15/16
Pleinair: ((OH damn
CryingEevee OOC: ((at least boden age))
: ((Wait what))
: ((So in the father))
Barchar: (oh, right. So 18-19)
: ((Of Slarv))
Schyroton: ((wait no yeah 18
Schrödonger: ((After a particularly bad bout, he walked into a bar for a pint of vodka. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"))
Pleinair: ((Oh my fucking god B
Fellby: ((Uhm. I'm thinking 18/
Fellby: ((oh damn i missed the period there
: ((Okay cool))
: ((Just wanted to know))
CryingEevee OOC: ((let's continue the chain and i'll ask how old you guys think i am))
Frisky: ((Let's play a game of))
Barchar: (isn't this the premise for Horse.)
Frisky: ((Fuck
: ((No clue.))
Fanta: ((Guys
Frisky: ((No clue, CE
Barchar: (ce? Uh...)
Fanta: ((We need to stop talking
Schrödonger: ((idk
Fanta: ((B hasn't heard the story
Schrödonger: ((Why?
Barchar: (no idea)
Fanta: ((Of the horse war
Schrödonger: ((oh
Barchar: (Oh he hasn't)
Barchar: (You're in for a treat)
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Hywel: [We can't adopt him]
Frisky: ((Guess my age
CryingEevee OOC: ((does he really need to?))
CryingEevee OOC: ((22. completely random guess))
: ((Frisky you are twenty four))
Schrödonger: ((19
Fanta: [He has a dad]
Hywel: [Okay good]
Barchar: (22 seems right)
Pleinair: ((Okay, i'll start this off
Pleinair: ((Basically, Fellby's child said his first word
Pleinair: ((This first word was 'horse'
Fanta: [But he likes me and I think it's because he doesn't have a mom]
Pleinair: ((Which set his dear old Grandpa Satan on a bloodpath
Pleinair: ((Where Satan went to hell and assembled Azazel and the Hitler Squad
Hywel: [Are you gonna leave me for his dad]
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Fanta: [No]
Pleinair: ((Which was almost all of us using our own Hitler OCs
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: Bitch
Hywel: [Okay good]
Colton: is singing Equiphobia. A song about how much Whores suck. He had to do a massive rewrite when suddenly a lot of words seemed like they were meant for two syllables, but we're only one
Fanta: [Hes not fluffy]
Barchar: (That's not the place to start laharl)
Pleinair: ((And then he drove Hummer Hitler into the Horse Hell
Hywel: [What are you a racist]
Fanta: ((Does b even know horse
Barchar: (We need to inform be of what Horse. Is in the first place)
Pleinair: ((And all of them fought demonic horses
Pleinair: ((A-oh shit right
Schyroton: ((also ce 17/18
Fanta: [Put your hand on your ear]
: ((A horse is a four-legged animal))
CryingEevee OOC: ((huh. MV is the only one who has a guess))
Hywel: [Okay I am]
Schrödonger: ((oh ok I didn't know
Fanta: [Rub it]
Hywel: [Okay I am]
Schyroton: ((horse was... something slarv started. i don't know why or how but she made it into a thing that popped up everywhere
Fanta: [Scratch the spot right past where it meets your head, on the right side]
Frisky: ((Sometimes I feel like I try to fix things
Hywel: [Kay]
Fanta: ((I HAD A GAG
Schrödonger: ((sexy
Frisky: ((But I fail and someone quietly says into my ear
Frisky: (("rip"
Fanta: ((And it slowly became
Fanta: ((Reality warping horses from hell
Barchar: (a terrifying eldritch abomination torturing Fanta hywel, and their adopted son Colton)
Hywel: [Why]
Fanta: if he got it right, thats his favorite spot
Hywel: [Oh I get it]
Barchar: (Eventually, Satan found them and have them a wing of hell all to their own)
Hywel: [You should come back and we should get into bed]
Literally Satan: This guy.
Fellby: is snoozing on the couch.
Hywel: [But like alone and stuff. So we can be lewd]
Schyroton: probably woke up to Fellby leaning on him because they were near each other or somethin.
: ((By the way))
Fanta: [But this is so cute]
: ((Nintendo Switch))
Schrödonger: ((HYPE
Hywel: [Youre right]
Fellby: is mumbling something in his sleep.
: ((Hope they don't mess up again))
Fanta: [You come to me]
Schyroton: ((whens the nintendo powerbottom coming
Fellby: "Mmh... this chicken really is fantastic.."
: ((But it looks fucking reaaalll nice))
Barchar: (it's good shit)
: ((But like))
Fanta: ((Portable skyrim
: ((Battery life is gonna suck))
Schyroton: chuckles softly.
Miyu: [Guys I can steal souls now]
Schyroton: ((skyrims not nintendo
Barchar: [Cool]
Schrödonger: ((I'm a power bottom
: ((It is now))
Fanta: ((They showed it in the demo
: ((Because))
Barchar: (But it was in the trailer)
: ((3rd-party support))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i was wondering about the battery of that thing))
Schrödonger: ((because no matter how much power I expend I'm at the bottom of the food chain ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i hope it's not terrible))
: ((It probably will be))
Schyroton: ((wait whoa cool
Fanta: [Give me snuggles then carry me off to bed while whispering french things in my ear]
Fanta: ((As is the new zelda
Schyroton: ((also b no
Fanta: ((And every other game on the console
Fanta: ((Its a portable wiiu
Hywel: [What]
Schrödonger: ((b yes
Barchar: (If the battery is about equal to the 3ds, they're good)
Fanta: [Itll be hot and that way i dont have to move]
Barchar: (if it's a liiittle less, it's fine)
: ((The 3ds didn't need to run skyrim))
Schyroton: ((*pounds fist on table* portable splatoon
Barchar: (much less and issues come up)
Schrödonger: ((I'm sorry I interrupted you like that I just to feel like somebody said yes to me))
Fellby: suddenly snuggles against Schyro's arms.
Schrödonger: ((*want to feel
Barchar: (splatoon was in the trailer)
Frisky: ((^
Schyroton: ((pfft
Fanta: ((Splatoon is confirmed
Barchar: she snorts. "I ship it." she mutters
Schyroton: ((also i kno
CryingEevee OOC: ((splatoon but with DIFFERENT HAIRSTYLES))
Hywel: [Well okay]
Fanta: ((Smash is confirmed
Fanta: [Come bby]
Hywel: -He comes to the bar.-
Hywel: -And picks fanta up.-
Hywel: -And whispers.-
Schyroton: smiles. This is kind of nice, honestly. because he loves platonic affection
Hywel: "Crossoint."
Hywel: "Eiffel Tower."
Schrödonger: (([s]the Nintendo switch will never fill the gaping hole in my heart[/s] totally buying the BotW bundle))
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Barchar: (I wonder if it's backwards compatible and splatoon is gonna get an update)
Fellby: ((i hope it is
Barchar: (or if that's like)
Barchar: (spla2n)
: ((You're gonna have to pay for a new game))
: ((That's called business))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i still like the name NX over the switch))
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Barchar: (same actually)
CryingEevee OOC: ((also i think i might've heard the NX won't be backwards compatable?))
Hywel: -He does this the whole way out.-
Schrödonger: ((How could it be?
Barchar: (I get the feeling it'll be the nx colloquially for a while)
Schrödonger: ((the interface is totally different))
Fanta: "Hywel just make shit up I don't know french."
Fanta: "Bye Asriel."
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, but eventually it'll not be the NX at all. just like how the wii was revolution))
Endling Asriel: -He waves.-
Asriel: -And he waves.-
Fanta: "Don't stay here too late, son Asriel."
Fanta: waves
Endling Asriel: "Key."
: Kay*
Barchar: (Not as prevalent as the wiimote that's totally called a 'wii remote')
Tyler: Tyler gets up, stretching.
Hywel: -He says stuff.-
Schrödonger: (("son go get the switch" "yay"))
Hywel: -It's not French.-
Schyroton: (('son asriel' i read that as starfire
: ((How exactly))
CryingEevee OOC: ((starfire dreemurr))
Tyler: (( "the Switch" is one of the least appealing names for anything related to gaming I have heard
Hywel: -He brings her to bed.-
Schyroton: ((i meant in her voice
: ((NX is better tho))
Fanta: ((Son go cut me a switch
: ((Never mind me))
Tyler: (( Mom can you buy me a switch
: ((I read least as most))
: ((Wow))
Schrödonger: ((that was the joke I intended, friendo))
: ((That's like the direct opposite))
Fellby: grunts a little.
: ((Off the topic of anything))
Tyler: (( "play on my Switch" is going to become an accepted phrase in the future
: ((I'm going to sleep))
: ((Fuck you bye))
Schrödonger: ((Child abuse does what Nintendon't
CryingEevee OOC: ((bai))
: ((No but actually bye))
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: "I want portable Health and Safety Information" [Tyler] is now bloolooboyle [].
Schyroton: gently pats his friend on the shoulder.
Frisky: 'Daddy please'
Schrödonger: ((want to know what just went through my mind?))
Frisky: 'We all scream for ice cream because it's good'
Fellby: "Mh! Get your hands off me, I ain't your moll!" he shouts as he wakes up.
: (( did bread just leave because i said the name 'switch' doesn't sound ok
Schrödonger: (("hey why don't I tell them a cool irl story that happened to me oh wait my life is boring"))
Fellby: "..."
Frisky: Hey guys
Frisky: What's your favorite type of ice cream
Schyroton: jolts back, making a glitched noise of distress.
Schyroton: ((cookie ough
Schyroton: ((*dough
Fellby: "Sorry..."
Fellby: ((blue moon
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CryingEevee OOC: ((cookies and cream))
Fanta: is in bed now
Ken M: ((the kind where you eat it in the shower))
Schyroton: Iiiiiiiiit's... it's not yoyour faukt.
Smolapeño: (anything with chocolate and peanut butter)
Schyroton: ((nice
Ken M: -walks in-
Pleinair: ((Mint chocolate chip
Ken M: hey
Ken M: ((cherry chocolate tbh
CryingEevee OOC:
Schyroton: Aaare you okay?
Fellby: ((the great thing about liking blue moon is that none of my family does
Fellby: "Yeah, I'm fine. You just woke me up."
Schyroton: O-oh.
Ken M: -looks for somebody to talk to-
CryingEevee OOC: ((i forgot to mention what i'm doing. i'm looking at random yugioh cards and posting links to ones that somewhat remind me of CaU members. and that first one i posted vaguely reminded me of laharl for some reason))
Pleinair: ((That's Foul Play
Pleinair: ((Foul Play: The card
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Pleinair: ((Also known as
Ken M: ((bye everybody
Pleinair: (("I don't have an ATK stat so i'll slap you with your own ATK stat"
Schyroton: ((o, bye
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Ken M: ((I think I'll take a break, see you when I'm feeling more up to this...
CryingEevee OOC: ((the thing is, that card only deals half damage, so even something as strong as a blue-eyes will only do 1500 life points))
Barchar: She sighs. "So, fellby, I got around to a find and replace in my book."
Schyroton: ((b, do whats healthiest for you. cya, stay safe
: Jill Stein's connection timed out.
Fellby: "Oh?"
Barchar: "Yeah. Know anywhere I can go to try to get it published?"
Frisky: I do a command
Barchar: "Still need to get a cover, too, but that I can do."
Frisky: 'Entropy aimed at Frisky THEN FIRED AND... got their dick sucked.'
Frisky: Why
Fellby: "Uh, hm."
Barchar: (And then ah fired, but ah missed)
Fellby: "Unfortunately, I don't know many publishers."
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=]this doesn't remind me of anyone. but i just needed to share it with you guys[/url]))
: Fanta's connection timed out.
Schyroton: (snek
Barchar: "Schyro? I doubt it, but would you know?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((yes. is snek))
Pleinair: ((Snekwear Headwear
Barchar: (it was cute until the hand)
Pleinair: ((Put the snek around a tophat
Pleinair: ((Snekwear headware
Barchar: (That's just uncomfortable)
Barchar: (I don't like the hand l)
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Schyroton: Nnno, sorry...
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Barchar: "Damn. I guess I'll ask around."
Fellby: "Sorry about that."
Barchar: "Eh, it's fine. I might ask guardian and mettaton, too."
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh yeah, going back to a topic we talked about quite a while ago, i imagine flame as a chara. just from barchar probably))
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Schyroton: ((yeah, i imagine flame as brunet and kinda wiry, thin, in that awkward puberty stage
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Frisky: Oh god puberty hit like a truck for me
Barchar: (nah, I'm actually kinda pudgy l)
Barchar: (and puberty is kinda...leaving me alone, physically? It's weird)
Pleinair: ((You know how people get bigger when puberty hits
Frisky: Puberty made me get way fuckin taller
Pleinair: ((It didn't do that to me
Pleinair: ((It just, smacked my entire system in the face and made me look overly skinny and androgynous
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=]i vaguely thought of tri when seeing this card. dunno why[/url]))
Fanta: ((It made me tall and skinnier
Fanta: ((I used to be a blob
Fanta: ((I am now a slightly chubby fuck
Fellby: ((it's weird, in highschool puberty didn't really do anything to me other than give me boobers
Fellby: ((and then when i hit college
Fellby: ((BAM
Fellby: ((curves
Barchar: (puberty might have made me taller)
Frisky: Puberty was really weird for me
Frisky: Like
Frisky: A fuckton changed
Barchar: (if I hadn't beat it to the fuck in punch)
CryingEevee OOC:
Fanta: ((I hope my fuckin hormones are working
Barchar: (Like, I'm 6'1, maybe 6'2 now, and I've always been bloody huge)
Frisky: Holy fuck
Fellby: ((holy shit flame you're huge
Fanta: ((I was 6'0 at 14
Fanta: ((I slowed down a lot
Fanta: ((But am still tall as fuck
Barchar: (Like 99% sure)
Fellby: ((i mean, i knew a kid who came out of highschool... i think around 7 feet tall?
Barchar: (Jesus)
Fellby: ((he had bone issues
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Fellby: seems to be falling back asleep again.
Fanta: ((Almost done
Fanta: ((With this fucking ova
Fanta: ((Episode 10:5
Fanta: ((If you survive to tomorrow laharl, you'll have your prize
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=]another card that vaguely reminds me of one of you. in this case, chime... blame gaster[/url]))
Fanta: ((For most of you I just hc you as your mains
CryingEevee OOC: ((that's the same with me for the most part))
CryingEevee OOC: ((there are exceptions though))
Fanta: ((And its half accurate in my case if you count mind form
CryingEevee OOC: ((eh. i dunno if mind form would count))
Barchar: (I don't really think of myself as looking like all)
Barchar: (honestly, bfrisk is the closest to a self-insert I've gotten)
Barchar: (but his resemblances are mostly physical, and even those are mostly what I like to think I look likw)
Fanta: ((I just wanted to keep the asriel aesthetic going
Fanta: (({The kitsune thing was just a phase}
Barchar: (Was that your emo phase azzy)
Fellby: ((or was it your weeb phase
Fanta: (({Yip}
Fanta: (({Both}
CryingEevee OOC: ((with mindform, i'm an eevee because yeah. but if i imagine what i would look like simply based on my personality, it's actually a lot like shadow. as in the character i've been here on CaU.))
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Fanta: ((The one time I actually switched it was very nice
Fanta: ((But then I got scared and pulled back
Pleinair: ((>Family man challenge
Pleinair: ((>Find ipecac
Pleinair: ((>Blindfold
Pleinair: ((>Find Libra
Pleinair: ((>FUck yes
CryingEevee OOC: ((man, we change topics alot. since the last topic we were on was puberty))
Fellby: ((i need to give my asgore mii more tea, i think
Fellby: ((he got the chamomile tea and the bubble tea, but i don't think i gave him the green tea yet
Fellby: ((eh, he's asleep anyway
Fanta: ((26 episodes remain
Fanta: ((In this over 200 episode ova
Fanta: ((To explain the backstory to this game
Barchar: (holy shit how long are the episodes)
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Ionassal.kkll.Preciel [Ion].
Ion: ((Ranged from 3-30 minutes
Ion: ((And it was reading
Ion: ((Because the actual thing never got localized, I had to read a summary
Ion: ((Which I have been reading for 2 weeks
CryingEevee OOC: ((wow))
Ion: ((Summary my ass
Ion: ((I'm gonna rp this character out of pure hate
Pleinair: ((Guys
Pleinair: ((Lost COntact affects familiars too
Ion: ((Hate that i love ar nosurge and have to read the ova to understand it
Ion: ((Well
Ion: ((Get yourself some lilith
Ion: ((And fuck shit up
Ion: ((Brb shower
CryingEevee OOC: ((laharl doesn't have afterbirth iirc))
Barchar: (Wait, it [i]does[/i]!? Holy shit)
Pleinair: ((Family man rn
Pleinair: ((The starting ones
Pleinair: ((Bomb bag
Pleinair: ((Samsons chain
Pleinair: ((Black leech
Pleinair: ((Isaac's head trinket
Barchar: (nice)
Pleinair: ((Mystery sack
Pleinair: ((And to top it off
Pleinair: ((More heart containers than I know what to do with
Pleinair: ((And I libra'd an ipecac find
Pleinair: ((So i've got godly speed
Barchar: (Wait, if you have dad's key)
Barchar: (why are you playing the family man)
Pleinair: ((Got dad's key.
Pleinair: ((To unlock Epic Fetus
Pleinair: ((Family Man unlocks Epic Fetus
Barchar: (oh, I thought you got dad's key from family man)
Barchar: (I've had rpg for too long I can't remember how to unlock things anymore)
CryingEevee OOC: ((dad's key is getting both key pieces iirc))
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Pleinair: ((Holy Water
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Pleinair: ((Ghost Baby from a skull
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Barchar: U lucky bitch
Pleinair: ((Just got peeper
Pleinair: No seriously
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ReoN: ((Fuck basic bitch ion i'll play best girl
ReoN: ((I SAID
ReoN: (("Hey kanon the world's ending fyi"
Pleinair: ((Family man beaten
Pleinair: ((Now for whatever Glass Cannon is
ReoN: there bar blender has been acting sassy lately
Pleinair: ((Hey what do you call a topscoring Pyro
Pleinair: ((A burning team captain
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Schyroton: ((my internet took a shit last night
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: ((yee haw
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Barchar: (I thought that said 'fuck blyat' and i was like 'wow redundant')
Fellby: ((so uh
Fellby: ((mii fellby has feelings for barchar
Fellby: ((I told him it's too soon
Barchar: (Which is funny since they're the least romantic in the quadruplet, really)
Barchar: (quartet, that's the word i was looking for)
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Fellby: ((i gave him a frying pan, he's fine
Barchar: (The depression mechanic is the fucking worst)
Barchar: (Because if you don't know what food they like getting it down is really fucking hard)
Fellby: ((dude all my travel tickets have been used on this one guy who has like
Fellby: ((no game
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Barchar: (I hate travel tickets, because they may lower depression pretty well)
Barchar: (But they also take a long time and give you shit treasures)
Fellby: ((nyarlathotep hates oatmeal
Barchar: (is that melty or just over-the-top sadness hating)
Fellby: ((melty
Barchar: (kk)
Barchar: (I like Nyarly so I won't feed it to her)
Barchar: (have you figured out Ryder's melty yet)
Fellby: ((uhh let me check
Fellby: ((I know Fellby's is fried tofu
Barchar: (Not water?)
Fellby: ((... i don't believe i've ever given anyone tap water come to think of it
Fellby: ((but i don't know ryder's melty
Barchar: (>Water is his super all time fav)
Fellby: ((Nope, spaghetti is his all-time fave
Barchar: (oh)
Fellby: ((why did bayonetta request that i give her an eye patch
Fellby: ((it clips through her glasses
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ReoN: the bar blender is being sassy lately
: yee haw
Barchar: uh...
Barchar: what do you mean by that
Grillby: -He's a bit surprised that his blender's talking back. But not too surprised.-
ReoN: you know
Barchar: it's actually speaking? Or it's just not working as well?
ReoN: the blender equivalent of backtalk
ReoN: not working well in the most condescending way possible
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Barchar: (Blender/ReoN.kkll.Preciel: *unblends things just to spite you*)
Grillby: -And here he is, trying to make some salsa.0
Grillby: "...... Come on."
ReoN: it keeps jamming
Barchar: (Typing 'ReoN.kkll.Preciel' pains me physically)
ReoN: ((I fuckin know right
ReoN: ((But she's best girl
ReoN: ((Fuck Ionassal.kkll.preciel
Grillby: "Where the heck am I supposed to get a new blender?"
Grillby: "From an abandoned bed bath and beyond?"
Barchar: (What is wrong with these people's names)
Barchar: "Yeah."
ReoN: ((I don't know, we have Casty, Sarly, Clacket
Barchar: "There's one that's, like, a half-hour walk from the ex-barrier.."
ReoN: ((Delta
ReoN: ((Greicoff, those are ok
Grillby: "Oh, really?"
ReoN: ((Then there's Ion and ReoN
Barchar: "Yeah."
ReoN: ((Kanoyeel.kkll.Preciel
Grillby: "Hm. I might pay a visit."
Grillby: ((why did i just imagine grillby sounding like solid snake
Barchar: "You do that."
ReoN: ((Zillillium
Grillby: ((grillby:"METAL GEAR?"
Barchar: (Grillby: "colonel")
Barchar: (Grillby: "A security camera?")
Grillby: ((grillby: "Psycho Mantis?"
Barchar: (My solid snake impression hinges solely on the word 'colonel')
Grillby: ((grillby: "otakon"
ReoN: ((Since there are no cielnotron in the bar timeline, ReoN will be inhabiting kitchen appliances until she gets a body
Barchar: (Grillby: "Repeating what was just said to me as a question?")
Grillby: puts on a raincoat.
ReoN: the vibrators at the barkery are being rude as well
Muffet: "Where the hell am I supposed to get new vibrators? An abandoned sex shop?"
Fellby: "Maybe?"
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: ((yee haw
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ReoN: they tend to shut off just too soon
Fellby: -He figured they just ran out of charge, but no.-
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Muffet: she figures there's something up
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Muffet: maybe a rogue, tech-hopping AI, that's happened at least once already.
Muffet: the main bar ain't the only one that has weird shit happening
Fellby: "Do you think it's that weird frisk? The one like chara?"
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ReoN: that's sorta ReoN?
ReoN: it's complicated
ReoN: is from the ¤⊙~~seventh dimension~~⊙¤
Fellby: "I'm just tired of disappointing my customers?"
Muffet: "I don't think he can do that."
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Fellby: "Well, damn."
Fellby: "So what do you think is happening?"
Muffet: "Don't know."
Muffet: "It could be some rogue, tech-hopping AI that's trolling us."
Muffet: "Curse, maybe."
Fellby: "I've got a lot of explaining to do."
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Muffet: "Oh, it's not like this is the first time it's happened. We'll figure out how to handle it. Get la mignonne to come in and kick Frisk's ass in case it's hi-wait, no, that's a bad idea."
Fellby: "Oh? Why's that?"
Muffet: she taps her chest.
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Fellby: "Ooooh."
ReoN: ((Fuck psn is down
ReoN: ((Time to decide what I play
Muffet: "She doesn't need to get into another fight with a bar ghost."
Fellby: "So what the fuck do we do now?"
ReoN: ((Mario Sunshine/Xenoblade X/Ar Tonelico
Muffet: "I have no idea."
Barchar: (Mario)
Fellby: ((mario
ReoN: ((👌
Fellby: "Do I like. Threaten to shove them all up my ass?"
Muffet: "Cheriu, do you really want to try that again after last time?"
Fellby: "I... okay. No."
Muffet: "Yeah."
Fellby: sits, while lighting up a cigarette.
Muffet: "Well, we'll figure it out, I suppose."
Fellby: "Otherwise I see myself doing a lot more manual stimulation."
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: yee haw
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: yee hi
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ReoN: someone's pacemaker is beating to the rhythm of the nutshack theme
ReoN: ((Azzy is better at mario sunshine than me
Fellby: ((rip
: ((I made the Theory generator))
: ((Except the only issue is that I dunno what names and shit should be in it))
Barchar: (I'd start with all the characters that have pure name cards)
Barchar: (in the doc)
Barchar: (If this is a CaU generator)
: ((It can be an anything generator))
: ((So yes))
: ((yee haw
: ((And then I would need statements that can go with "[name] did [thing]", "[name] has [thing]", "[name] is [thing]"))
: ((I also need to make it an executable))
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ReoN: ((I see why vinny hated this shine sprite
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ReoN: the tv borks out
Grillby: -He's just gotten back with his blender. "Oh, damn it, another thing gone."-
: ((I have the version that I made with a bunch of random bullshit, if you wanna see that))
Barchar: "And another thing gone, another thing bites the dust."
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Frisk: -He walks into the bar, with Asriel.-
Grillby: -He sets his new blender on the bar.-
Frisk: "Hello, Grillbz."
Grillby: -He waves.-
Asriel: -He waves back.-
Frisk: -He nods to him.-
: -yee haw-
Grillby: "Looking for something?"
Frisk: "Nope."
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))
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: ((yee hai
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CryingEevee OOC:
Barchar: (cr-hai-ing eevee)
CryingEevee OOC: ((good))
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Syphon: Hello
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))
CryingEevee OOC: ((so, i decided to see what my clipboard is))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and it's "nancier" i have no idea why))
Barchar: (I'm glad that the nutshack didn't invade that song more than once)
Fellby: ((increase the nancy
CryingEevee OOC: ((my clipboard SHOULD'VE been the ultimate showdown of godzilla, but apparently it's nancier))
Syphon: It's a sign
Barchar: (I like how inthe nutshack bit on the ultimate showdown of old godzilla, two independent comments said 'fuck you')
Syphon: Speaking of nutshack
Syphon: Siiva is through 2/4 of his true finale rips
Barchar: ()That's never a good start to a sentence
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's the nutshark))
Barchar: (I say, good sir, I do believe that 'tis this shack of legumes)
Syphon: It is in fact the peanut hous
Syphon: Y'know
Syphon: 1/2 of the times I make a joke
Syphon: I fuck it
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CryingEevee OOC: (([url=]fuck everything[/url]))
Barchar: (I just threw a carrot cake over Nyarlthotep's head)
CryingEevee OOC: ((so, watsky has a song about oral sex, right? i remember laharl saying that.))
Syphon: Yes
Barchar: (I believe it's called 'going down')
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=]celldweller has a song that's probably about VR porn[/url] i thought that was interesting and in the same vein as that))
Syphon: [url=]And did you know Siiva has a song that's about porn[/url]
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh d00d, this one is a classic))
CryingEevee OOC: ((also not really a song))
Syphon: Suddenly my wireless speakers are not shit
Syphon: But they are also suddenly quiet as fuck
Syphon: Youtube at full, headphone volume at full, computer volume at full
CryingEevee OOC: ((huh))
Pleinair: Welp
Pleinair: The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Pleinair: Is now stuck in my head again
CryingEevee OOC: ((quick, what is the best megalovania out of these: original, homestuck, mother cogdis, or undertale))
Syphon: Undertale
Barchar: (UT)
Syphon: Original feels off, homestuck just has an added guitar, and I don't remember mother cogdis
Syphon: Am I slowly going deaf or are these headphones already done for
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Mother Cogdis is the one out of the four I believe was used in another mod as was remixed by someone else I believe? [color=red]]][/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((cogdis was not by toby, yes))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and it was a fan game, not a mod))
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I was saying the song itself [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]But thanks for the clarification [color=red]]][/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((well then the answer is still yes))
Syphon: Nevermind the cord wasn't very far in, that makes sense
CryingEevee OOC: ((and the reason i never played cogdis was because it seems to have an active battle system rather than a turn based one, and i just don't like active battles in rpgs))
Syphon: Anyway time to make music
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Barchar: (Miyu met me on the rooof to tell me not to bully her)
Fellby: ((15 minutes till work
Miyu: That's
Miyu: Reallll fucking rich
Fellby: ((i should be at work untill 11:30 so
Miyu: Considering Miyu's personality
Barchar: (ikr)
Miyu: Also known as 'if you're a pussy i'm gonna fucking yell at you until you stop being a pussy'
Barchar: (I haven't found ONE mii's favorite or least favorite foods yet)
Miyu: Cause it worked so well
Miyu: The first two time
Fellby: ((you know what I should change into my aaah! real monsters shirt for work
Fellby: ((or my invader zim shirt with the characters as zombies on it
Frisky: Ocean Man
Frisky: Take me by the hand
Pleinair: Wierd Al has like, a four minute song
Fellby: ((i could prooobably get away with my bat dress but that's ind of low cut
Pleinair: That really speaks to me
Pleinair: Cause it's full of nothing
Frisky: Lead me to the land
Pleinair: But railing people who don't fucking type sentences right.
Frisky: That you understand
Barchar: Word Crimes
Fellby: ((word crimes is better then blurred lines
Pleinair: I just heard it
Fellby: ((you get the infectious beat without the gross lyrics
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Fellby: ((anyway i'm gonna go change my shirt and hunt for my keys, see you guys in like, four hours
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Syphon: Bye Chime
CryingEevee OOC: ((huh. youtube has a feature that makes it so that if you see a video you watched before, it'll have a red bar at the bottom of the thumbnail to show how much you watched))
CryingEevee OOC: ((*a new feature))
Syphon: That's not very new
Syphon: It was added a couple weeks ago, I think
CryingEevee OOC: ((i didn't notice it until today then))
CryingEevee OOC: ((because i certainly didn't notice it yesterday))
Barchar: (I have such shit luck with food in this game)
Barchar: (Like I just can't find people)
Barchar: ('s favorite and least favorite foods)
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ReoN: ((Xenoblade chronicles x is the most draining game I've ever played
ReoN: ((It's fun
ReoN: ((But you start to feel dead inside
ReoN: ((The more you play
Barchar: (Fellby is best friends with Neil Cicierega)
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ReoN: the lights aren't flickering, they're dimming
ReoN: ever so slowly
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: ((its the yee haw
CryingEevee OOC: ((the yee haw but with the word yee haw replaced with nutshack))
Barchar: ('yee haw' is two words)
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: ((nutshack and yee haw are both 2 syllables
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CryingEevee OOC: ((❼))
Syphon: grand
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CryingEevee OOC: ((dad))
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: ((we did it reddit
CryingEevee OOC: ((I tried to push straight through the suck Head first but now my f'ing head is stuck))
Syphon: what
: yeehaw: what
Pleinair: clipboards
CryingEevee OOC: ((I tried to push straight through the suck Head first but now my f'ing head is stuck))
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Smolapeño: (
: Sailor Laharl, Guardian of CaU [Pleinair] disconnected.
: Syphon [Syphon] joined chat.
Barchar: (jesus christ meme)
Syphon: Well my computer just got anal
CryingEevee OOC: ((It's raining piss, will somebody tell me what's that all about?))
Syphon: And this cool whip won't spray
: ((damn
: ((thats not very cool
: whip
Syphon: I demand a refund
CryingEevee OOC: ((i refund a demand))
Syphon: Refund I a demand
: ((i demand a yee haw
CryingEevee OOC: ((demand a i refund))
Barchar: (A demand I refund)
Syphon: Demand refund a I
CryingEevee OOC: ((refund demand i a))
Syphon: Fuck cool whip
CryingEevee OOC: ((please don't fuck cool whip))
: (( Marinaded Unfed
Syphon: You actually can't
Syphon: Because it doesn't fucking come out
: (( that would make bad lube
Syphon: And you can't reach it
: ((Demanded Unfair
Syphon: There's no cap or anything
Syphon: If it's fucked it's just fucked
: (( A Addendum Finer
Syphon: ...
: (( A Freedman Undid
Syphon: So it does come out
Syphon: Because I just sprayed some everywhere
: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Syphon: Dammit
Syphon: But it came out not-whipped
Syphon: It just flew everywhere
CryingEevee OOC: ((cri))
Syphon: Anyway I'm bored
Syphon: Brb
: cya
CryingEevee OOC: ((Be right bored))
CryingEevee OOC: ((*really))
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Frisky: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
CryingEevee OOC: (((͡ ͜ʖ ͡ ° °)))
Syphon: Back
Syphon: I am really bored, but less so, because I now have cookies
Syphon: That is about all
CryingEevee OOC: ((👀))
Syphon: What even is that
Syphon: Are those pills
Syphon: Or ghosts
CryingEevee OOC: ((eyes))
ReoN: ((Scp later hopefully
: ((cookies are the best thing ever
CryingEevee OOC: ((💯))
Syphon: Oh that makes sense
Syphon: Cookies are pretty good
Syphon: Ice cream is best dessert tho
Syphon: Cake is shit
CryingEevee OOC: ((😑))
Syphon: Donuts are cool
: ((ice cream cake is pretty good
Syphon: Yep
Syphon: And cookie cake
Syphon: Cookie cake is amazing
Syphon: Ice cream cake is amazing
CryingEevee OOC: ((👂 👃))
Syphon: Basically I only like cake if it's not cake
ReoN: ((
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=]niceu[/url]))
Barchar: (So Voltra redid the ruins part of storyshift)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i've heard it before))
Barchar: (I feel really bad for Flowey/Boogie now)
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
CryingEevee OOC: ((TIL klayton (celldweller) has been making music in the 90s and possibly before))
: (( TIL yee haw
Syphon: Also, when are we allowing Ultima to reenter
CryingEevee OOC: ((he hasn't said anything back))
: ((ultima hasnt responded yet
Syphon: Ah
ReoN: ((I hope showdown works on mobile
ReoN: ((Teambuilder is ok
Barchar: (I'm p sure it does)
Barchar: (Well, it has to, or else MV couldn't participate in the pokemon arcs)
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Frisky: It's really laggy
Frisky: On mobile
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ReoN: ((Laharls internet mighta died
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Barchar: (rip laharl's internet)
Syphon: Rip
CryingEevee OOC: ((rip in internet))
Barchar: (rest in ping)
ReoN: ((And here i am making your first scp boss fight