MettatonSEX: actually appears for once. He enters the bar and immediately notices his husband. "Hi, honey. Is something wrong?"

Gaster: "Oh, nothing really. Just the stress of running for mayor."

Gaster: -Yeah. That was said sarcastically.-

MettatonSEX: No, seriously.

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Gaster: "That is what's bothering me, dear."

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MettatonSEX: Oh.

Syphon: Hi Bloo and me

Tyler: hi tri<3

Syphon: Bloo you know tech stuff right

MettatonSEX: Sorry, the tone threw me off.

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))

Tyler: sure

Gaster: "Mmmh. Sorry."

CryingEevee OOC: ((is it time for tech support from bloo?))

Syphon: I have wireless headphones, the quality is poor and only one channel plays in both ears, things that would pan to the left don't play

MettatonSEX: sits by his darling. "It's alright, that was on my end."

Syphon: Internet is useless

Syphon: What do if anything

Tyler: uh

Gaster: leans on Mettaton.

Tyler: don't use wireless headphones?

CryingEevee OOC: ((what kind of headphones))

Syphon: Fuk

Syphon: Vivitar

MettatonSEX: wraps an arm around his husband.

CryingEevee OOC: ((google Vivitar troubleshooting, if you haven't already))

Gaster: "It's gonna be a lot of work, huh?"

MettatonSEX: ((i legit thought that was my name for a sec and got confused

CryingEevee OOC: ((vivien troubleshooting))

Syphon: Yes MV fix my headphones

MettatonSEX: ((not my department

CryingEevee OOC: ((no, MV is the headphones))

Syphon: Oh shit

MettatonSEX: ((i scream into your right ear

MettatonSEX: Yep.

Syphon: Nonono, both sides work

Syphon: But only things that WOULD be in the right side work

Syphon: If it would pan left it doesn't exist

Syphon: Like listen to [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2GeWOMgxiE]this[/url]

Syphon: I can hear it from both sides

Syphon: But the parts that pan to the left I don't hear at all

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CryingEevee OOC: ((does your headphones have some sort of config menu?))

Syphon: No, they have no settings at all

CryingEevee OOC: ((hmm))

Gaster: "But, everyone loves me. And I like to think I did a pretty good job the first time around>"

Syphon: Well they have speaker settings I suppose

CryingEevee OOC: ((...update drivers? when in doubt, that's a good thing to do))

Syphon: Already tried

MettatonSEX: You did.

Gaster: "So..."

CryingEevee OOC: ((so i stumbled upon the sunmoon enemy team theme. and uhhhh))

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's something))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((sorry, i meant the team skull admin theme))

Syphon: https://i.reddituploads.com/afc7c4880f16442bbdfe9efd56b10c34?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=c59dd7133c900bf3738e80de4e32516c

CryingEevee OOC: ((i can't help but wonder why there's pictures of wolves at the top of that picture))

MettatonSEX: ((the wolves are also jeff

CryingEevee OOC: ((jeff the wolf))

CryingEevee OOC: ((and jeff the wolf))

Syphon: It's bio class, apparently they're learning about wolves

CryingEevee OOC: ((and we can't forget jeff that wolf))

Syphon: ./s

Gaster: "I could go for a nice milkshake right now."

CryingEevee OOC: ((the team skull admin theme is really weird. like, it's not bad but it's really odd.))

Syphon: I guess I'll listen to it

MettatonSEX: Well mine brought you to the yard.

Syphon: ...

Gaster: snickers a little. "Fine then. I'll get strawberry."

Syphon: What is this

CryingEevee OOC: ((excuse?))

MettatonSEX: smiles.

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh))

Syphon: It is very odd

CryingEevee OOC: ((now i get mv's joke))

CryingEevee OOC: ((the normal team skull theme is less odd, still odd though))

Syphon: I also love how the headphones randomly decide they quit

Gaster: goes to the plot-convenient machine and gets a strawberry milkshake.

Syphon: He wakes up in the corner. "...Ah fuck, where's my mech?"

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://soundcloud.com/epicrpgremixes/pokemon-x-and-y-battle-team-comet-fanmade]i think i actually prefer this fanmade theme over the actual enemy team theme[/url]))

Gaster: -Please note that I have no idea what strawberries taste like, due to being allergic.-

MettatonSEX: I don't remember you having a mech.

Syphon: "I don't remember you at all."

MettatonSEX: ((! another obscure fruit allergy!

Gaster: "Oh yeah, it was in this weird court thing."

MettatonSEX: Oh.

Syphon: "I feel asleep for a month and forgot a lot. You look li---are you Mettaton?"

MettatonSEX: Yes.

Syphon: [sub]"shit"[/sub]

Syphon: "Neat, well I guess you know who I am right?"

MettatonSEX: Yep.

Syphon: "Cool, nice to see you again."

MettatonSEX: Nice to see you too.

Syphon: And brb

Gaster: hums happily. "Oh, that's the stuff."

MettatonSEX: smiles.

Gaster: takes a bit of cream off the top and licks it off his finger.

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MettatonSEX: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

CryingEevee OOC: ((so, sometimes i see "visual novels" on steam))

CryingEevee OOC: (("Unhappy with his life in Tokyo, Kazuma returns to his hometown in the Japanese countryside where he reconnects with four female classmates. When the girls accidentally reveal that they are not mere humans but actually magical animal spirits in human form, a journey of discovery and constant flirtation begins. "))

Gaster: ((shit is that Paca Plus

CryingEevee OOC: ((that sounds like a fan fic description. just replace the character name))

: ((Okay okay

: ((See

: ((I'm fairly sure

: ((There's an Animorphs fanfiction

: ((Just like that

Gaster: leans against his husband, sighing happily.

MettatonSEX: takes the opportunity to kiss Gaster on the cheek.

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=http://store.steampowered.com/app/493450/]here's the steam link... if you want it for whatever reason[/url]))

Gaster: blushes a little. "This is nice. It's a lot less hectic around here."

MettatonSEX: Seems to be the case.

Gaster: ((so jager got a girlfriend yesterday and today he broke up with her

Gaster: "I could take a nap here."

MettatonSEX: ((rip

MettatonSEX: Finish the milkshake first.

Gaster: "Mmmh, I will."

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i feel offended. the nightcore version of a celldweller song has 964,338 views while the official version only has 721,105 views. and not only that, but the nightcore version doesn't even have celldweller in the title))

Gaster: sips quietly.

MettatonSEX: ((i understand

MettatonSEX: leans against his darling.

Gaster: ((WHY ARE YOU TWO GETTING A HAPPY MONTAGE? YOU WERE DATING FOR A DAY

CryingEevee OOC: ((the song doesn't even sound that good when nightcored. it's one of the songs that are better at normal speed))

Gaster: is happier then he has been in a while.

MettatonSEX: whirs softly.

Gaster: pauses, then kisses his husband on the cheek.

MettatonSEX: kisses back, his whirring getting faster and the lights in his face giving him a luminant blush.

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Gaster: "Mmmh."

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MettatonSEX: ❤︎

Gaster: draws a little heart on a napkin with a pen he found in his pocket.

MettatonSEX: how the fuck are you vocalizing that heart

Syphon: Fuck Texas and its lack of cheese curds

MettatonSEX: Aw.

Syphon: Can't make a proper fucking poutine

Syphon: Only an almost-poutine

Syphon: Only a poutin

CryingEevee OOC: ((that's a very specific reason to fuck texas))

MettatonSEX: ((pouting

MettatonSEX: Cute.

Syphon: Even better

Gaster: "That's you."

MettatonSEX: It's you.

Gaster: "No, it's you."

MettatonSEX: Can't it be both of us?

Gaster: "Maybe it can be."

CryingEevee OOC: ((be cheesy. you're each one half of it))

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MettatonSEX: ...I'm the copper, and you're the tellurium.

Gaster: "Alright, that works."

MettatonSEX: ((bc its CuTe

Syphon: I had to look that up

Syphon: Cri

CryingEevee OOC: ((cri for tri))

MettatonSEX: ((the first thing put into my head after any semblance of food is chemistry

Syphon: Okay, I don't know if this is normal

CryingEevee OOC: ((?))

MettatonSEX: smiles, whirring more.

Syphon: But my right ear hears higher things easier

Syphon: And my left ear hears lower things

MettatonSEX: ((huh, interesting

CryingEevee OOC: ((that sounds like it could be normal. ears are weird.))

MettatonSEX: ((*w-ear-d

Gaster: "I wish we had a nice blanket to snuggle up in."

MettatonSEX: ...I think I have one, hold on.

Syphon: And of course looking it up didn't help

Syphon: Because instead it showed me to dipsaculus or whatever

Syphon: Where one hears a different pitch than the other

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MettatonSEX: opens his chest, and after a bit, he pulls out a large, soft blanket. It's MTT-Brand, so naturally, it's black with pink hearts, and silver outlines of the hearts.

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CryingEevee OOC: ((Ruin, Queen of Oblivion))

Gaster: "Oooh, nice."

CryingEevee OOC: ((Demise, King of Armageddon))

MettatonSEX: wraps himself and his husband in the plush fabric.

Gaster: is blushing even harder now.

CryingEevee OOC: ((skeleton blush))

Syphon: ...Oh, huh

MettatonSEX: You really are cute.

Syphon: Okay so this may be natural

Gaster: "Mmmh."

Syphon: For everyone, the left ear hears music better, and the right ear hears speech better

: ((>Start Eden run

: ((>Abaddon and Three dollah bill

: ((>Black candle from curse room

: ((>life is good

Syphon: Noice

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url]))

Syphon: You know.

Syphon: If CE has a niceu command

Syphon: I need one

Syphon: But here's the problem how do I set a replacement for all characters

CryingEevee OOC: ((you have to do that part manually. that's why all my replacements that aren't character based are on my OOC))

Syphon: blech

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CryingEevee OOC: ((OH D00D NX INFO SOON))

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Syphon: O dam

CryingEevee OOC: https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/788900063833493504

: Yep

: Syphon [Syphon] is now SiIvaHit1er [SiIvaHit1er].

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

: SiIvaHit1er [SiIvaHit1er] is now Syphon [Syphon].

Syphon: Dammit

: Syphon [Syphon] is now Surreal [Surreal].

: Surreal [Surreal] is now Syphon [Syphon].

Syphon: Okay got it

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=VTHsOSGJHN0#Sonic_X_-_Theme_Song]gotta go fast[/url]))

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: gotta yee haw

CryingEevee OOC: ((hey swood, did you ever get into the SEXYnickcage account?))

: nnope

Syphon: Woah what

Syphon: That song is familiar

: So I RPed Titania in Zebraspace

: Entropy RPed Amaria for a little bit

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: Madness ensues

: Laharl*

: fuck

Syphon: Apparently I've heard gotsa go fest before

CryingEevee OOC: ((also red dead redemption 2 apparently))

: ((not on pc

: ((red dead REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

MettatonSEX: ((randy?

: ((http://sli.mg/EDN85L

Syphon: No that's REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEd dEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEad rEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEdEEEEEEEEEEEEEEmptEEEEEEEEEEEEEEon

Syphon: Two

CryingEevee OOC: ((WRRRRYYYYYYYY))

MettatonSEX: ((KONO DIO DA!

Syphon: ...By the way, where has Yaz gone?

Syphon: WAIT

Gaster: ((i don't know

Syphon: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Syphon: FUCKING

Syphon: HA

: ((yee haw

Syphon: [url=https://www.reddit.com/r/CardsAgainstUndertale/comments/5879ae/a_mistake_a_question_a_promise/]HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[/url]

: ((yee haw ar yee naw?

Gaster: ((he was in middle school? jesus

Syphon: Gonna read the post first

Syphon: ...Oh wowie

: Now he's in high school

: He was like

: 13 - 14

Syphon: Well

CryingEevee OOC: ((isn't that somewhere around flame's age?))

Syphon: Didn't we say Ultima could come back whenever MV said

Syphon: In that case, MV, what do you think

Syphon: I'd honestly not mind giving it a shot but

Syphon: Okay, well, he is still passive aggressively being like 'it wasn't really [i]my[/i] fault'

: Yeah but still

MettatonSEX: ((honestly? i don't really want him back.

: Eh

: ((so yee naw

: We could give him a shot but I dunno

Gaster: ((it's like he doesn't even get rule two

: ^

MettatonSEX: ((exactly

Syphon: Yeah

MettatonSEX: ((hes also still thinking its okay if its in character

: ((also, NX hype

: https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/788900063833493504

Barchar: (I'm 14)

CryingEevee OOC: ((i already linked that))

: ((oh

Barchar: (And Ultima)

Barchar: (is a dumbass)

Syphon: You faking scrub /s

Barchar: (with a shit character)

Barchar: (I don't want him back either)

MettatonSEX: ((i mean his shit character is the lesser problem here

: ((I wasnt really there when it happned.

Gaster: ((Although, looking over the post again, it appears that he is willing to change his behavior.

Barchar: (That is why put it second)

Barchar: (Being a dumbass is the foremost issue)

: Hey

Syphon: He still seems douchey but he really does want to change, maybe

: Ultima could of changed slightly

: But eh

Syphon: could've*

Syphon: Again I'm willing but

: brb

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MettatonSEX: ((he's still saying that if it was in character it should be allowed

Syphon: Yeah, but his opinion is shit

CryingEevee OOC: ((does he know the reason why rule 2 exists?))

Syphon: Besides, I think he gets the point

: Let's comment

Syphon: Even if that's his opinion, he knows he'll get fucked for months if he does it so

Gaster: ((See the whole thing is, I don't think he does realize why r2 is a thing

MettatonSEX: ((r2 is a thing because mentions of it cause anxiety attacks

Syphon: Well yee

Syphon: But he may not know that and he needs to

Syphon: If he does know that well then fuck him

CryingEevee OOC: ((exactly))

MettatonSEX: ((i'm 99% sure we've said things.

Syphon: I'm also 99% sure

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm 99% sure i wasn't there for most of the ultima time period))

: ((Okay, my two cents

: ((If MV is okay with it, I almost want to give the blighter a second chance.

Barchar: (I posted my opinion in the comments)

Gaster: ((My feelings are exacly the same, Laharl

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

: ((I mean, he may be making excuses

: ((But he's showing a remarkable level of maturity here

Barchar: (Look, we didn't get to talk much, and I wasn't there for the last straw. But I, personally, am willing to give you one last chance. One. If it was up to me, you'd be on the thinnest ice possible. No. Rule 2 is not a matter of 'in character' or not. I'll give that that was a reasonable first thought, yes, but even if that's what I'd thought, I wouldn't have said it, because I know rule 2, and I understand it. It's not like this is a matter of ettiquete, it's a matter of not giving MV a bloody panic attack. You can't hide behind it being in character. If you broke a rule, you broke a rule. And I think the best thing you can do is own up to it. Stop making excuses. Because we're not fucking buying it, Ultima.)

: ((By coming and writing this up and apologizing

Barchar: (formatting)

: What Laharl said

Gaster: ((Exactly.

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: ((My vote is in favor of letting him in, and putting him on a tight leash.

Syphon: Same

: ((same

: ((yee haw

Gaster: ((Kind of like how we did with Bio's return.

Syphon: Yee

: ((Maybe sort of put him on 'parole'

: Yeah

: ((Like keep him out of big arcs and stuff, especially out of Rev, because uh, well, there's some stuff in Rev's backstory

: ((That is really fucking toeing the line of R2

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: ((And I wouldn't want an incident to happen with people that aren't as 'coordinated' in their way of going about implying.

Gaster: ((And I'm about to get into some dark shit with Dreamtime

MettatonSEX: ((im still not really sure on letting ultima back in

: ((MV, I know we put it up to you on forgiving, but he's showing a lot of maturity here, and he's apologizing profusely.

: ((And i'm still kind of ashamed on how we handled the whole situation

: ((With everyone immediately ganging up on Ultima and such.

MettatonSEX: ((he is showing maturity, and yes, everyone ganging up on him was wrong

Syphon: We have a habit of ganging

: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisk].

: ((MV, do you mind if we call a vote?

MettatonSEX: ((i dont mind a vote

Barchar: (i think a vote is our best bet)

: ((All in favor of Ultima being brought back, but on a leash, say Aye.

Syphon: Aye

Frisk: Aye.

Barchar: (Aye)

: ((Aye

Gaster: ((Aye

: yee aye

: ((All against, say Nay.

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Syphon: Hi Slarv

MettatonSEX: ((nay.

Syphon: Ultima has asked to return

Raine: ((Wut

Syphon: https://www.reddit.com/r/CardsAgainstUndertale/comments/5879ae/a_mistake_a_question_a_promise/

Frisk: Aye has the majority

Barchar: (And we're actually entertaining it this time)

Syphon: Waitwait Frisky

Frisk: What

Syphon: There's more people that can vote

Frisk: True

Syphon: But so far yee

Frisk: Let's let Slarv vote

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm abstaining))

Gaster: ((we should probably just do a strawpoll

Syphon: Nonetheless, I'm leaving a comment

: ((yeah

Syphon: http://www.strawpoll.me/11465045

Barchar: (It seems sage to say that Mv is really the only one 'against' this whole thing, though I dunno if Slarv has voted yet)

Syphon: sage to say

Sage: ("MV is really the only one 'against' this whole thing")

MettatonSEX: ((heh

Syphon: ...AuroVee is familiar...

Barchar: (I'm lucky I have a character to paly off of that typo because i make it a lot)

Syphon: Do we know them?

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't, personally))

CryingEevee OOC: ((they're a card player though, we know that much))

Barchar: (I vaguely recognize the name too)

Syphon: Oh, they were here a while ago

Syphon: They did undermon

Gaster: ((It sounds... familiar?

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Syphon: Hi Bloo, Ultima is likely returning

Tyler: wha

Syphon: https://www.reddit.com/r/CardsAgainstUndertale/comments/5879ae/a_mistake_a_question_a_promise/

Syphon: http://www.strawpoll.me/11465045

Syphon: Brb

Tyler: 1more chance i guess

CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, how many anti-ultima cards are in the anniversary deck?))

MettatonSEX: ((i feel that because he is likely returning, he needs an explanation of why rule 2 is important

Barchar: (Like, three maybe?)

Frisk: Yes

Gaster: ((Yeah, MV.

Frisk: MV you can make a comment about that

Barchar: (But we make fun of EVERYONE in there so it's cool)

Frisk: And we need to state it if he comes back

: ((yee haw

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CryingEevee OOC: ((we do make fun of everyone. but bio and ultima in particular is like, less friendly teasing more... being mean, i guess.))

Raine: ((I voted yes, but mostly because he went straight from a warning to a permaban last time

Raine: ((And yeah, we used to have an aurovee i think

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Barchar: (I think they were somebody at the tail end of xyzzy that never migreated to charat)

Barchar: (and only came once or twice)

Raine: ((We should invite kaidgem

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: ((yee haw

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: ((No

: ((Kaidigem is the creator of Undertalecringe and we already had him here once

Barchar: (I don't think the mods of r/undertalecringe actually hate undertale)

Barchar: (pretty sure they all like it, actually)

Barchar: (And all in all I don't actually think we're 'cringy'. Weird-ass, but not cringy)

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I've been out for the last hour and a half, and I'm hearing about whats gappening jyst now [color=red]]][/color]

Barchar: (But I'm pretty sure most of those cringe subreddits are created by actual fans of the game)

Barchar: (and, remember, I found GNA again through UTC)

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Now, may i bring a clear point to something Ultima said in his apology? [color=red]]][/color]

Gaster: ((Yes you may.

: ((yee haw

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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]We didnt kick him out for that one offense because he did it for a second time. We did it because he wouldnt stop defending himself over a rule break. [color=red]]][/color]

Barchar: (That is true)

Gaster: ((I know.

Barchar: (Which is why I emphasized how he needs to stop making excuses for himself)

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Now, what does he do in his apology? He still justifies himself even slightly. [color=red]]][/color]

Barchar: (And yeah, again, we all mentioned that to ourselves)

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Sorry, i literally just got here, but that literally proves he doesnt understand the mistake he made, and more importantly how to improve himself [color=red]]][/color]

MettatonSEX: ((dd thank you for articulating that because honestly, i had that feeling but no idea how to word it

: ((Hm.

: ((Lets wait for his response to our comments

: ((If he owns up to Flame's statement in Flame's comment

Frisk: ((Yeah

: ((We can consider it more.

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Alright. [color=red]]][/color]

Gaster: ((I, personally, am on the fence. My vote can be turned to no very quickly.

Barchar: (Same)

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I voted no because theres no mid option right now. [color=red]]][/color]

Barchar: (It really depends on how he responds to these comments)

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Because im on the fence but i wanted to vote in the poll for current opinion [color=red]]][/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm simply abstaining. i wasn't there, and as such have no real thoughts on the matter.))

MettatonSEX: ((i respect that, ce

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]But im moreso "I dislike this more than i like it" [color=red]]][/color]

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Syphon: Back

Gaster: ((wb

Syphon: I still fucking sweawr

Syphon: swear

: yee haw

Syphon: There was that engineer guy

Gaster: ((i was gonna start dreamtime... 40 minutes ago but then this happened

Syphon: In Xyzzy

Syphon: He had a turret and it shot ping-pong balls

Syphon: Who the hell was that

Syphon: RUBIKILL

Syphon: THAT'S WHAT IT WAS

Syphon: I think?

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Syphon: Is that familiar to you guys

Barchar: (Never saw him, but xyzzy was only around for like)

Barchar: (3 days after i got here)

Barchar: (Well, we were only using it rather)

Ant: (( Wasn't it like Kubikill with a k ))

Syphon: Oh, maybe

Syphon: Also hi Ant

Ant: (( Yo ))

: yee hi

Syphon: Oh yeah it was Kubikill

Ant: (( Now that I think about it he might have actually been the first person I met in CaU. Or at least he was there when I first used Ant as a character ))

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MettatonSEX: ((i noticed that theres one bus route that has a stop at an intersection in [town x] of [town x] road and [town x] avenue.

: ((ok im gonna go to bed now, gn

Gaster: ((dreamtime in 10 if anyone's still interested

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MettatonSEX: ((gn

Syphon: Gn Meme

MettatonSEX: ((just in case you forgot we're in [town x]

Ant: (( gn ))

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: yee haw

MettatonSEX: ((im up for it most likely

MettatonSEX: ((yee haw

Ant: ((what is dreamtime?))

: I'm up for it

Gaster: ((my arc

Ant: (( I really need to be here when things happen. ))

Ant: (( Yeah...I'll just...spectate ))

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Syphon: Clipboards

Syphon: http://imgur.com/nk0Jb6p

Gaster: ((Shitting in the shame corner

MettatonSEX: (( https://s13.postimg.org/7k0dv40s7/image.jpg

Syphon: Er

Syphon: Context plz

Gaster: ((hahahah i still have something from doing the anneversary deck

Syphon: Oh kek

MettatonSEX: ((i added that to the deck based on chimes typo

: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-customgame-460315897

: O

MettatonSEX: ((from the same day as shits of mercury

MettatonSEX: ((i lost my shit that day

Ant: (( My clipboard is empty ))

Ant: (( Brb. Dinner. ))

: Alright guys.

: Ready?

Syphon: Yee

MettatonSEX: ((does this go in arc

Syphon: Yee

: I see no reason

: For it to not be out here.

: Everyone's pretty involved in it, and it isn't exactly STATS

Syphon: Oh, then naw

Syphon: Arcs don't need stats but I agree with first point

Gaster: ((Plus one can drop in and out at any time if they wish.

Syphon: And that

Runner: So do I use him

: or

Pleinair: Her

Syphon: Yes.

Gaster: ((Any one - since there's no stats you can use any character you like.

Dio Brando: KONO DIO DA!

UnexpectedGimli: ANYONE?

: Smolapeño [Smolapeño] joined chat.

Gaster: ((yes.

Dio Brando: hello

Frisk: I'll use Frisk

Syphon: Syphon is live

Syphon: In corner

Gaster: ((Though, keep in mind. Anyone can die.

Syphon: Oh

Gaster: ((But.

Syphon: That's nice

Gaster: ((They wake up afterwards.

Pleinair: She's here now.

Syphon: "Oh hey."

Syphon: "Since when..."

Frisk: She's here now

MettatonSEX: has been sleep

Gaster: shifts a little.

Pleinair: She just, stares at all the sleeping people.

Syphon: "And since when was everyone asleep?"

: Gaster [Gaster] is now Dreamtime [].

Pleinair: "..."

: Sailor Laharl, Guardian of CaU [] is now Sailor Laharl, Guardian of CaU [Pleinair].

Frisk: "I dunno!"

Syphon: "Okay why are people poofing in here."

: A few red jellyfish float through the air. They're almost unnoticeable at first.

: Touch the jellyfish?

Pleinair: Upon spotting one, she just, stares at it.,

Syphon: "...And what's that re---oh shit it's a jellyfish what the hell."

Pleinair: And doesn't even move out of the way when one touches her.

MettatonSEX: Probably accidentally.

Syphon: He tries to gotsa go fest out the door

Syphon: But boop

Syphon: Touchie da fish

Frisk: ".."

Frisk: Boop.

: Upon touching a jellyfish, you fall asleep, and begin to dream.

Syphon: "Wh---"

Syphon: Snore.

: You wake up on a balcony, outside a small apartment. The world below you is black, the sky above you is red.

: The apartment owner is nowhere to be seen.

Syphon: "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING"

MettatonSEX: ...Okay, this was not what was going on five seconds ago, the fuck?

Syphon: "Why were there jellyfish."

Syphon: "And why am I here."

Syphon: He summons a piece of ice, just in case[sup]TM[/sup].

Frisk: ".."

MettatonSEX: I don't know but something interrupted my dream into this dream.

Frisk: "What the hell?"

Frisk: "Oh, hey Dad."

Syphon: "Okay, well..."

Syphon: He tries to get into the apartment.

MettatonSEX: Hey.

: It's unlocked.

Syphon: He opens it and steps back.

: Nobody's inside.

Frisk: She peers in.

Frisk: ".."

Syphon: "Er."

Frisk: "Hey, Nobody."

MettatonSEX: Hm.

Syphon: He walks inside.

Frisk: ./s

Frisk: She shrugs, walking in.

Frisk: She looks around.

Pleinair: She's sort of just, following, silent as usual.

MettatonSEX: follows.

: It's a rather plain room. There's a bed, a desk with a diary on it, and a laptop where a tv used to be.

Syphon: He walks over to the diary and opens it.

MettatonSEX: looks at the diary.

: The diary is written in japanese.

Syphon: "Ah shit."

Pleinair: She goes to diary, she's from a JRPG, so she can probably understand it?

Syphon: He hands it to Pleinair.

Syphon: Every single goddamn time I type that I want to say Plenair.

Frisk: It's Titania's diary /s

Pleinair: The name differentiates between translations.

Frisk: ".. Weird."

: Hmm, okay. Would you say Pleinair is about a 90 in japanese proficency?

Pleinair: She's pretty much born and raised in a place where japan is on literally everything.

Pleinair: So yeah.

: Pleinair learns that this is a dream diary.

Pleinair: "..."

Pleinair: She puts it down.

Pleinair: Lol you expect her to actually tell you what it is.

Pleinair: You've got the silent bob as your translator. 10/10

Syphon: "Oh I forgot you don't fucking talk."

MettatonSEX: ...You're going to be silent, aren't you.

Syphon: "Okay well."

Syphon: "Anyone else?"

Syphon: "WAIT"

Pleinair: "..." She just, stares at MTT.

Frisk: "Uh."

Syphon: "You can write the translation."

: In it there's descriptions of notable places, such as the mention of a party, a pink sea, a mall, and Mars.

Pleinair: She just, stares at Syphon, and then a thought comes to her.

Pleinair: If this is some wierd dreamland, can she conjure up shit?

: Yes.

Pleinair: In a sort of japanese-anime styled 'poof' sound effect.

Pleinair: A white plush rabbit appears on her shoulder.

: end [Tyler] joined chat.

Syphon: "...What...wait this is a dream."

MettatonSEX: Yeah.

Usagi: "A-Ahem!" The rabbit speaks.

Frisk: "Pretty much."

Usagi: "Madame Pleinair would wish to inform you that this is a dream journal."

Syphon: "Cool.

Syphon: "

Pleinair: She smiles.

MettatonSEX: Nice.

Syphon: "Anything else?"

Pleinair: http://lparchive.org/Disgaea-2/Update%2020/47-d2-00099ne2c.jpg Usagi.

Usagi: "...It appears to have mentions of a party, a pink sea, a mall, and Maaaaaars!"

MettatonSEX: Cool.

Syphon: "Neat."

Syphon: "That may or may not be useful."

Syphon: He turns on the laptop.

Frisk: "Huh."

: The desktop seems to be rather dated.

Frisk: "Interesting."

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

: I'd say... it appears to be late ninties?

Syphon: "...This is old."

Syphon: "Hopefully still functional."

Pleinair: Pleinair's notable abilities are extremely high evasion/speed, and notable spellcasting/gunplay.

: ... But, it appears to be running newer games just fine for some reason.

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

Pleinair: Notable for Disgaea standards, which means she can nuke planets with Tetra Star.

Syphon: "Well that's a lot more functional than I expected.

: It's mostly retro-arcade style games.

Frisk: "Dreams are weird."

Syphon: "

Syphon: "Anyway."

Syphon: He looks through search history.

: While this computer is connected to the internet, it doesn't look like the owner was very social. Though she owned few forum accounts here and there, the only post she made was one asking about how to play Earthbound on pc.

Syphon: Fucking spoders man

: Also, the recycle bin seems to have something in it.

Syphon: Spooking the hell out of me

MettatonSEX: looks at the recycle bin.

: Not while Syphon's on the computer.

Syphon: [s]Inb4 only file is 'MV'[/s]

Syphon: He looks at the recycle bin.

MettatonSEX: only looked at it he didnt click it

Syphon: Okay, he sees Metta see it and he clicks it.

: There's a file labelled "Ao Oni." Looks like a certain lucid dreamer got nightmares.

Syphon: He clicks on that.

Frisk: ".."

Syphon: Why must you hurt me like this Frisky

Frisk: "Ao Oni?"

MettatonSEX: ..

Syphon: He shrugs.

MettatonSEX: It's something about a demon I think.

: You see all the standard files that come with an RPG maker game.

Syphon: So of course you go for RPG_RT because it's an application.

Syphon: So he goes for that.

: Welp.

: Guess who got an oni popping out of the screen into his face.

Syphon: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Pleinair: "..." She doesn't blink.

Syphon: He tries to stab it with ice.

: Luckly, after presumably killing Syphon, it disappears.

Syphon: He fails

Syphon: And is ded

MettatonSEX: steps back, attempting to punch it.

Pleinair: Assuming these two haven't just broken this laptop.

MettatonSEX: failed, missing the laptop.

Syphon: I assume he can just get right back in though?

Pleinair: She goes over to it, looking through the files again, combing it for anything notable.

: Yeah, if he touches a jellyfish.

Syphon: He does while trying to gotsa go fest again

: ((half of the fun of this arc is coming up with ways for you to die

Syphon: "AW FUCK REALLY"

MettatonSEX: ((dumb ways to die

Pleinair: I assume she finds nothing of note, so she simply goes to the recycle bin.

Pleinair: Right click.

Pleinair: Empty recycle bin.

Pleinair: And then steps back from the computer incase she gets Oni'd.

: The Oni is defeated.

Syphon: "Well fuck that laptop."

Pleinair: She shoots Syphon a 'what did you fucking expect' look.

Syphon: "How the hell would I know!?"

Syphon: "There wasn't anything wrong with this place until that."

: Oh, before I forget, looks like there's really crappy paint doodles in the pictures folder.

Pleinair: You swear you can see her roll her eyes for a split second.

Frisk: ".."

: It is near impossible to draw with a laptop trackpad.

Pleinair: PREACH IT

MettatonSEX: ((YEP

MettatonSEX: Huh, what're those?

Tyler: fr

Syphon: "Pictures."

Syphon: fr

Syphon: relatable bloo

MettatonSEX: I meant specifically.

Tyler: fr 10/10 it's lit

Pleinair: She opens the images, looking at them.

Syphon: "Well, click on it to fi---wow that's shit."

Pleinair: She's kind of, tense, high-strung, ready to jump back immediately if shit goes sour.

MettatonSEX: ...Have you ever drawn with a laptop trackpad?

Pleinair: She's not getting Syphon'd.

: First one appears to be a man at a piano.

Syphon: "No. I've never drawn."

MettatonSEX: It is not reccomended.

Syphon: "Good to know."

: Raine [Raine] joined chat.

: And by "appears" I mean it's a stick figure with scribbles for hair.

Pleinair: "..."

Syphon: "I don't see why this is important."

Raine: ((So I got valkyrie mercy, blueberry dva, and frogston all in the same box

Frisk: "I prefer drawing with a pencil, to be honest."

MettatonSEX: I mean, it's a dream drawing.

: Typed next to him, in japanese, are the words, "He's lonely."

Syphon: "What does that say?"

Usagi: "He's lonely, says Mistress Pleinair."

: Next picture?

Pleinair: Yee

Frisk: Yep

Syphon: "Aw."

Syphon: Brb mobile

: It appears to be tall girls at a picnic.

: The text reads "I'm lonely too."

Usagi: "I'm lonely too, says Furher President Pleinair."

MettatonSEX: ...Aw.

Pleinair: Fuhrer*

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

: I assume you'd like to see the next?

Frisk: ".. Huh."

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

Frisk: Yep

Pleinair: She's slowly getting ready to fucking bolt.

: The next drawing is a girl with long blonde hair.

Pleinair: She's done enough horror shows to know how these turn out.

: "I used to have a friend once... "

Pleinair: She's waiting for a pic to try to kill her."

Usagi: "I used to have a friend once, says Glorious Dictator Pleinair."

: Next one

: [s]IT'S THE ONI[/s]

MettatonSEX: goes NEO, just in case.

: Nah. It's blank though.

: Except for one line of text.

: "It's all just a dream. She's okay. I'm going to go visit her."

Usagi: "It's all just a dream, She's okay. I'm going to go visit her. Says Dominatrix Pleinair."

MettatonSEX: ...That's kind of sa-- did you just say dominatrix.

Pleinair: She kind of, gives a look at Usagi.

Usagi: "Sorry, I meant Beauty Queen Pleinair."

Syphon: SIIVA

: Looks like the owner of this apartment hasn't been here in a while, now that you see this. A thin coat of dust is on the keyboard.

Syphon: UPLOADED

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

: There was some dust on the monitor too.

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

Syphon: A RIP

: But it uh, got ONI'd.

MettatonSEX: ...Well then.

Pleinair: "..." She quietly closes the laptop.

Pleinair: And looks across the room again.

MettatonSEX: It's certainly old.

: Now, you can go looking for her.

Frisk: "Yeah."

Syphon: He looks around.

: There's the diary, and the bed.

Syphon: He looks around and under the bed.

MettatonSEX: checks the bed for anything as well.

Pleinair: She goes to the bed, and sort of, lays down.

: Under the bed...

: You find an egg.

Syphon: "Woah."

: Or rather, an egg-shaped object.

Frisk: ".. What the.."

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Syphon: He holds it gently.

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

Syphon: "...Oh. Maybe it's not an egg."

Syphon: He taps it lightly.

: [Syphon has aquired the blanket effect.]

Syphon: Woo

: [Wait, sorry, it's the Towel effect.]

Syphon: Woo

: [He can now wrap himself in a towel.]

Syphon: He does so.

Syphon: "..."

MettatonSEX: ...

: [If wrapped in the towel, he can sneeze on command.]

Syphon: "What the fck."

Syphon: fuck*

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

: [Admittedly, it's a very useless effect.]

Syphon: "Well. I can do that."

: Now, seeing as Pleinair is in bed...

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

: She falls asleep...

Syphon: "..."

: And finds herself in a stark white room when she awakens.

Syphon: "Well we can't abandon her."

Syphon: He sits by the bed.

Pleinair: "..." She glances around.

MettatonSEX: stays on watch for anything.

: She hears an occasional note from another room.

Syphon: He still has the piece of ice just in case[sup]TM[/sup].

Frisk: Inception

Pleinair: She goes to look at the note.

: You may join her if you wish.

Pleinair: Well, find the source.

: There's a man standing in front of a large keyboard. His eyes are pointing in two different directions, and his skin is pale.

: Occasionally, he presses a key.

Pleinair: "..." She's got nothing to fear, she steps forward.

Pleinair: She's got one hand balled up in a fist incase she needs to smack a bitch.

: He looks over, his eyes scanning over her frame, and offers a quiet trill.

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

: You're not the girl he's used to seeing.

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

Pleinair: She cocks her head.

Usagi: "Hello, sir?"

: He trills, again.

Pleinair: She just, stares. Extending a hand to the man.

: He shakes it.

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.

Syphon: Hi Flame

: To the side, there's a table, with two chairs. There's a pen and a notepad there.

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Pleinair: Convienent, she goes over, and takes a seat in a chair.

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

: The man sits across from her.

: Look at the notepad?

Pleinair: She looks at it, tapping her fingers across the table.

: Raine's connection timed out.

: It's covered in writing, in japanese.

: A name stands out.

: "Masada-Sensei"

Pleinair: She nods, taking the pen.

Pleinair: And writes her name, passing it to the man.

: -He nods.-

: And then, he writes, "My friend hasn't been here in a while. I hope she isn't hurt."

Pleinair: 'Ah, what is her name?'

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

: 'Madotsuki.'

: 'She said she was going to see another friend. This was weeks ago.'

Pleinair: 'I will keep an eye out for her.'

Pleinair: 'What is this place?'

: 'This is my spaceship.'

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

Pleinair: 'Ah, where are you going?'

: Raine [Raine] joined chat.

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

: 'I don't know.'

: He lets loose a remorseful-sounding trill.

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

: ((The noise, for reference: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/yumenikki/images/8/83/Masada_Noise.ogg/revision/latest?cb=20160730162301

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Pleinair: She nods.

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

Pleinair: 'What do you do here?'

: 'I play my keyboard.'

Pleinair: 'Ah, do you ever leave?'

: 'No.'

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Pleinair: 'Why not?'

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

: end [Tyler] disconnected.

: He trills, sadly. 'I don't know.'

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

: Raine's connection timed out.

Pleinair: She stays silent.

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

Pleinair: 'Do you want me to talk to you some more?'

: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] joined chat.

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

: 'It'd be nice, yes.'

: Raine [Raine] joined chat.

Pleinair: 'I can stay here for a long time.'

Pleinair: Go on without her fam. She'll just be chatting with Seccom.

Syphon: "Well."

: 'My friend left something here.'

: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] disconnected.

Pleinair: 'Hmm?'

: Hiterally Litler [Schrödonger] joined chat.

Syphon: "We could abandon her."

Schrödonger: ((Anyone else watch the debate?

Syphon: Nope also hi

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

Frisk: ((I didn't

Schrödonger: ((It actually wasn't that bad this time))

Syphon: I do not recognize 15, who are you

Frisk: ((Did Trump burn Hillary

MettatonSEX: We aren't abandoning her.

Schrödonger: ((meh

: He stands, then heads over to his organ. He opens a small door and pulls out a neatly wrapped present.

Frisk: ((Like the last debate

Syphon: "Okay, you can stay here then. I'm progressing."

Schrödonger: ((I would say Trump won, but not by much. He really didn't say as much stupid bullshit this time.))

Pleinair: ((Tri

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Pleinair: ((That's B.

Schrödonger: ((still wouldn't vote for him

Syphon: o

Syphon: Hi B

Schrödonger: ((hello

Pleinair: She takes it, nodding.

Syphon: He gets up and looks for progress.

Schrödonger: ((I wasn't ignoring you, just continuing the conversation))

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

: Inside the present is an effect.

Syphon: Ik

: [Pleinair has aquired the flute effect.]

Pleinair: 'Ah, thank you.'

Schrödonger: ((like twice the moderator said something he agreed with and he just interrupted the moderator to say "That's correct"))

: Meanwhile, back in Syphon and Mettaton land.

Schrödonger: ((awkward silence into laughter))

: And Frisk, can't forget Frisk.

: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.

: The only place left to explore is a door.

Syphon: He goes through the door.

MettatonSEX: ....

: There's three more doors here.

Syphon: "Aw man really?"

Syphon: Right door

MettatonSEX: decides to watch

Schrödonger: ((-leans into mic- "Wrong"))

Schrödonger: ((Who's in the bar?

Syphon: Nobody

Syphon: Dreamtime atm

Schrödonger: ((Huh?

Syphon: Arc

Raine: is

Raine: staring directly ahead

Syphon: Whoops

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

: One looks to be a greyish green, one looks to be a glass door, and one is pastel pink.

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

Syphon: Glass

Frisk: Don't

Frisk: Fuck up like I did

MettatonSEX: decides, fuck it. He's approaching the doors.

Frisk: By saying glass

Syphon: I'm not

Frisk: Okay, good

Schrödonger: ((Well I suppose I'll just come back tomorrow then

Frisk: She follows MTT.

Frisk: ((Aight

Frisk: ((seeya, B

MettatonSEX: ((hes choosing the glass door you butt

Syphon: Bye B

MettatonSEX: ((ok, cya b

: Hiterally Litler's connection timed out.

Frisk: ((Fuck

Frisk: ((Nvm

Syphon: Bees

: Through the glass door, you enter a mall.

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

: It's dark.

Syphon: "Oh shit, sweet---oh."

Syphon: He summons a fireball.

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

: That's better.

MettatonSEX: follows Syphon to make sure he doesn't die again.

Frisk: Sorry if i'm not paying attention too well

Frisk: I'm RPing on ZS too

: Don't worry, there's no onis window-shopping.

Syphon: "...You're not gonna watch the person?"

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.

Syphon: "Actually I guess the other one is doing that."

MettatonSEX: I'm more concerned on watching the person who's maybe getting into shit.

Syphon: "Fair." He carefully moves on.

: There's shoppers here, milling aimlessly about.

: Raine's connection timed out.

Syphon: "This is too casual to be true."

MettatonSEX: It's a dream.

Syphon: "I'm expecting a monster to come out of nowhere and wreck shit."

: Well now that you say that...

MettatonSEX: ...Oh my god, you tempted fate.

: Lucky you, you've been spared.

: For now.

Syphon: "What nonono"

Syphon: "..."

Syphon: "We're fine."

: One of the shoppers hands you a map.

MettatonSEX: ...Thanks.

Syphon: "Don't scare me---oh hey thanks."

Syphon: He looks at it.

: The stores are all named strange things, like "Banana Smile" or "Dog Lucky."

MettatonSEX: No, you tempted fate and fate spared you.

Syphon: "Huh."

: Raine [Raine] joined chat.

Syphon: "Thank you, fate."

Syphon: "Anyway. Strange."

: The stores have mannequins with impossible bodies, decked out in impossible clothes.

MettatonSEX: Unrealistic beauty standards.

: There's one area on the map that seems to denote an escalator. It's labled "ROOF"

: Head up there?

Syphon: "Roof."

Syphon: "Wow."

Syphon: Yee

MettatonSEX: [Roof]

: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.

: Alright, you head up to the roof.

Syphon: Aw man now roof looks weird

: Well, now that you say that...

Syphon: Fuck

: The sky is a strange swirl of teal and silver. You feel like purposefully staring into it is a bad idea.

Syphon: "Uh, well."

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.

: On the rooftop is an effect.

MettatonSEX: checks it out.

: [Mettaton has gained the witch effect.]

MettatonSEX: bayometta

: [When used, it gives Mettaton a witch costume and a broom he can fly on.]

MettatonSEX: heck yeah

Syphon: "Neat. Now let's not be here."

Syphon: He goes back down.

: Syphon has the right idea(tm).

MettatonSEX: goes back down as well.

: The dreamscape shifts a bit.

Syphon: "Ah god."

: Looks like Madotsuki's waking up.

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

: Raine's connection timed out.

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

MettatonSEX: Huh.

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

: A man in jeans, a plain t-shirt, and a denim jacket smirks at Mettaton and Syphon. His stark white hair stands out against his dark skin.

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

: Before you can question who he is, though...

Syphon: "...Hey."

: THE DREAM IS OVER.

Syphon: [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8c5wmeOL9o]Noice[/url]

MettatonSEX: awakens.

Frisk: RIP.

MettatonSEX: ...Huh.

Frisk: Anyways

Frisk: -claps-

Frisk: Good job

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Frisk: That was real good

Syphon: He awakens.

: Thank you, thank you.

Syphon: "After that shit."

: You got three out of four effects available tonight.

Syphon: "I need to actually sleep."

Syphon: Neato

: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

: One of which is more practical than the other three, but not necessary for next session.

MettatonSEX: ((nice

: Dreamtime [] is now Gaster [Gaster].

MettatonSEX: ...Agreed.

Gaster: wakes up. "Did I miss something?"

: Raine [Raine] joined chat.

Syphon: "A dream."

Gaster: "Oh..."

Syphon: And he falls asleep?

Syphon: .*

MettatonSEX: That was weird and god. Fuck dreams where I'm in a different form than I am when awake.

MettatonSEX: Usually I revert but nope.

Syphon: Now to check out that NEW FUCKING RIP

Syphon: Gn <3

Gaster: ((next time i'm gonna start fitting stuff from the Dream Quest of Unknown Kadath in.

MettatonSEX: (cya

MettatonSEX: Ugh.

Gaster: "Mmmh. Must be weird."

MettatonSEX: It's disorienting.

Gaster: "Well, did you have a nice nap at least?"

MettatonSEX: At first.

MettatonSEX: Then it got weird and out of my minor control.

Gaster: "... Hm..."

: Raine's connection timed out.

MettatonSEX: I feel like I need another rest.

Gaster: "Well, that's a shame."

MettatonSEX: Yeah.

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: Oh, no, that's not just from the dream, apparently I'm at 24%.

Gaster: "Well, shit."

Gaster: "Do you want me to go plug you in?"

MettatonSEX: If you want to.

Gaster: stands up. "Well, let's go then."

MettatonSEX: Yeah.

MettatonSEX: stands as well, taking the blanket.

Gaster: happily escorts his husband out.

MettatonSEX: There're a few smooches along the way. Dork.

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: Gaster [Gaster] is now Fellby [Fellby].

Barchar: is alone.

Fellby: -Well, not for long.-

Howdy: well there's a cactus but pff she doesn't count

Barchar: "Hey, fellbz."

Fellby: "Hey, Barchar."

Muffet: She follows him in. "Hello, mignonne. How's the uh...ghost chest?"

Barchar: "Uh..." her body goes...a bit slack. Not entirely limp. She's not leaving it, just popping out a bit. It's like leaning out of your door. "Still got a hole. It...might be slightly smaller?"

Fellby: "So, it's healing? But slowly?"

Barchar: "I'm not entirely sure. My area of expertise is more in the physical than the..."

Barchar: "Whatever the hell us bar ghosts are."

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Fellby: nods, sitting on the couch.

Muffet: She does as well, on the other side. "Eye check?" Barchar opens them wide, and she inspects.

Muffet: "Well, it appears those are some purple free eyes, to me."

Barchar: "Well, that's probably good news, at least."

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Fellby: "Yeah."

Fellby: "It means we're probably not screwed if you get hypnotized."

Barchar: "And we at least probably don't have to worry about muffet, like. Touching me with bare skin. Which, I guess we've violated already with the petting, but still."

Muffet: "Hip hip hooray."

Fellby: "Yeah..."

Frisk: So during this edition of Zebraspace Jay got Titania and Amaria to admit that they liked each other

Frisk: 10/10

Frisk: Then Jay accidentally dislocated Titania's prosthetic

Barchar: Aren't they sisters

Frisk: And then cried about it after Amaria fixed it

Frisk: Amaria and Titania?

Frisk: Fuck no

Barchar: Okay it's been a while since titania was helping e

Barchar: Here*

Barchar: AUTOCORRECT hates me

Frisk: Also it was y!Titania

Fellby: "So, in brighter news, I finished your book."

Barchar: "Nice."

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Fellby: "That it was. You sure didn't skimp on the details."

Barchar: "Well, when it got to stuff I was THERE for?" she shrugs. "Why should I?"

Barchar: "Was it cheesy ending with the wedding? Just seemed prudent."

Fellby: shrugs. "I thought it was sweet."

Barchar: "Good."

Muffet: "I'm just upset you didn't give me my own copy."

Barchar: She shrugs. "I'll make sure to give you one for the real publication."

Fellby: "For now you can share my manuscript."

Frisk: The Story of the Two Whores

Barchar: "Anything particularly interesting going on with you, otherwise?"

Frisk: By, Barchar Leyline~

Muffet: She frowns a bit. "Well, there was this strange package in the mail."

Barchar: I forget what I actually titled it but I think it was to that effect, yes

Barchar: ...i should have bc plug the book on her blog when she gets it published ic

Fellby: "Yeah. Some weird pendant."

: it was the best of whores, it was the worst of whorex

Barchar: "...Pendant?"

Fellby: "It looks familiar, but I forget where I saw it."

Lucy: [font=lucida bright][s]oh my god you dumb whore i literally told you[/s][/font]

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Barchar: 'Whores and demons: the next best thing to a biography'

Barchar: "Can you go get it for me to look at?"

Fellby: "Yup, hang on."

Fellby: heads out for a moment.

Fellby: -And then he returns with the pendant, in a nice little box.-

Barchar: has she...ever actually seen Gaston in action?

Fellby: -I mean-

Fellby: -They fused during the Moon Robot arc-

Barchar: were they on the moon at the time?

Fellby: -Well, uh-

Fellby: -I know Schyrogaston jumped from the moon to Earth.-

Barchar: then I guess she'd have seen that at least

Barchar: she'd definitely know what the artifacts were, I just wasn't sure if she'd have seen them used

Barchar: She blinks. "This is a fusion artifact." she says, fiddling with the box.

Fellby: "Oh?"

Fellby: "OH"

Fellby: remembers now.

Barchar: "Yeah, like Gaston."

Fellby: blinks. "Gaston, Gaston... like the timeline?"

Muffet: "...Mon Dieu."

Barchar: "No, the fusion."

Fellby: "Oh, right!"

Muffet: "Cheri, what would that even look like!?"

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Fellby: "If we fused?"

Fellby: "Well, I think there's probably a lot of arms."

Muffet: "A lot."

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Ant: (( I'm back ))

Fellby: "Do you think our hair would be like Envy's?"

: Raine [Raine] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Muffet: "Probably something like it."

Fellby: "Yeah..."

Fellby: "I mean. You wanna give it a go?"

Muffet: "Sure. How does it actually work, mignonne?"

: NEW FUSION NEW FUSION NEW FUSION

Barchar: "...uh...dancing?" she shrugs, giving an awkward smile. "I, uh, haven't actually gotten a great look at the process before."

Barchar: NEW FUSION NEW FUSION NEW FUSION

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Fellby: takes the pendant and puts it around his wife's neck. "Shall I have this dance, then?"

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Muffet: She smiles. "I think you shall."

Literally Satan: "Basically, you put the lime in the cocount."

Barchar: (do you actually have a muffell shortcut, chime)

Fellby: ((no

Barchar: (I need a color)

Barchar: (well)

Literally Satan: He claps his hands togther into a fiery heart. "And you light that shit up."

Fellby: ((give me a second

Literally Satan: And then he steps back through the hell boid.

Barchar: "Hi, Sat-bye Satan."

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Fellby: ((what's muffet's color?

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Barchar: (lemme check)

Barchar: (982abe)

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Muffell: ((How's this

Muffell: ((... Could be a bit bluer imo

Barchar: (maybe a bit)

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Muffell: ((Okay how about now

Fellby: ((It's subtle but it's better imo

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Barchar: (yeah)

Barchar: (what is it?)

Fellby: ((6c20ac

Muffell: (test)

Muffell: ((yo

Fanta: is in the bat

Fanta: little do the others know

Fanta: it's secretly

Muffet: She grabs Fellby's hand, starting to dance. She's not entirely sure whether there's an appreciable difference between a fusion dance and a regular dance, but she's good at regular dancing

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: Fanta [Fanta] is now Wallace [Wallace].

Barchar: JOHN CENA

Barchar: DRT DRT DRT DRRRR

Barchar: DRT DRT DRRT DRRRR

Fellby: places his hands on Muffet's sides, beginning to sway.

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Muffet: She hums a bit, going along with it. "Is anything happening?"

Fellby: -The pendant begins to glow. "Yeah, I think it is." He draws himself closer.-

Muffet: She smiles, making the whole thing as fluid as she can. She hasn't had a very good opportunity to show off how calculated she can make her motions, and this seems like the perfect time

Barchar: [Hey Schyro, how's your battery?]

Fellby: drops a little lower, lifting Muffet up and dipping her.

Muffet: She smiles wide, showing her fangs.

Fellby: -The pendant glows brilliantly.-

Barchar: [Because my girlfrie] she pauses. That seems weird to say. She backspaces back to the m. [uffet and fellby are fusing]

Muffet: "That is very warm." she mutters, sounding slightly surprised

Fellby: "That it is."

Wallace: is being inconspicuous

Wallace: staring directly ahead, as normal people do

Barchar: is aware if Wallace and his bullshit

Barchar: at least somewhat

Fellby: -Fusion time?-

Muffell: fusion time

Muffell: whoooo

Muffell: the light engulfs them, and leaves this...ah, how to describe them

Wallace: checks his notes

Wallace: "Lovely weather we're having!"

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Barchar: "Not really." she says, Wallace being something of a...what's the equivalent term for 'secondary' but for a fourth thing? 'Quadrary'?

Wallace: Wut?

Muffell: -Well for starters, this thing's 8 feet tall.-

Wallace: You mean like third wheel or something?

Barchar: Like, the term 'secondary concern'

Muffet: it also has...uh...i guess saying 'seven' arms is the most accurate. Three sets of two, but the middle set is kind of an arm point five for each, Ala a symmetrical smoky quartz

Muffell: wrong shortcut oops

Wallace: Ok

Barchar: anyway point is she's barely paying attention to Wallace.

Muffell: -They run their hands over their body. "Mmmh, wow."-

Muffell: "Haha what the actual FUCK is this!? It's amazing!"

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Muffell: "Damn, we are smoking!"

Muffell: "Like, in two ways!"

Barchar: is clearly very intrigued

: Fellby [Fellby] is now Muffell [Muffell].

Muffell: also, uh, they have four legs. It's less like a quadruped and more like...a half-spider, in how they actually move with it

Muffell: If you've ever seen an upright quadruped in spore, you know how they move

Muffell: runs their hands through their hair. "Mmmh... so that's what hair's like."

Muffell: "It's great."

Barchar: is still just staring at them

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Muffell: winks at her. "Like what you see?"

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Barchar: "You're the most beautiful monstrosity I've ever laid eyes on."

Muffell: "...Is that rude, or a compliment?"

Barchar: "...Yes?"

Muffell: "God, I could use a nice mirror."

Barchar: she stands up. "Uh, I'll...get one. I guess."

Muffell: nods. "Thank you, Barchar."

Barchar: doesn't know where she'll get a mirror that big, actually. I mean, she could find one, but WHERE

Muffell: -Maybe one of those mirrors they have at dance studios.-

Barchar: she walks through the any door. She'll figure something out.

Muffell: considers a quick smoke, then decides against it.

Barchar: one poor spending decision later, she brings a giant bloody mirror through the anydoor she sets it up somewhere out of the way.

Muffell: "...How much did that cost?"

Barchar: "Uh. A...lot."

Muffell: admires themselves. "We'll reimburse you."

Muffell: "... Hot damn. We - I'm... we're smoking."

Muffell: ((fellby, in muffell: would you do me? I'd do me.

Muffell: "This is amazing."

Muffell: they flick their tail, which starts with flesh and sort of gradients into fire. Sane with their wings and limbs.

Muffell: pauses as their hands rest on their breasts.

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Muffell: "Huh."

Muffell: -The idea of milk crosses Fellby's mind-

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Muffell: this simultaneously seems like an awful idea and an awesome one

Muffell: -Exactly-

Fellby:

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Muffet:

Muffell: (my autocorrect tried to turn 'mbm' into 'mom' ))

Muffell: ((well it's not WRONG

Muffell: ([s]I'm being kinkshamed by a machine[/s])

Fellby:

Muffet:

Fellby:

Muffell: "Barchar. Could we swim without death or immense pain?"

Barchar: taps her chin. "Mmmaybe? I'm not sure. I guess it's not obviously an utterly terrible idea."

Muffell: "I guess we just... dip our toe in?"

Fellby:

Wallace: "Holy moley, that sounds dangerous for a fire creature."

Muffell: "Yes, thank you."

Muffell: "We're only, like, a little bit fire!"

Muffet:

Wallace: "Be careful, young ones."

Wallace: looks exactly like fanta

Wallace: and sounds like her, aside from sounding like she's badly reading a script

Fellby:

Muffell: "Whatever. Bye, Fanta." they duck a bit through an anydoor

Fellby:

Wallace: "Goodbye employers."

Muffet:

Fellby:

Muffet:

Fellby: