Wallace: is being a good boy and doing nothing
Fellby: is having a fucking awesome birthday party.
: Slar are you on mobile
: Wallace's connection timed out.
Endling Asriel: -He keeps trying to interact with Wallace.-
: Wallace [Wallace] joined chat.
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Cadence: (( So Zebraspace is effectively confused
Cadence: (( With the Cadence war system
: ((yee haw
Wallace: ((There's ut music on the radio
: ((Wait really?))
: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.
: ((What station?))
Wallace: ((They just played bonetrousle to advertise a local art show
: ((Oh okay it's local))
: [color=#e00707]B[/color]o[color=#0715cd]s[/color]s [Smash] joined chat.
Wallace: ((Brb pc
: Wallace [Wallace] disconnected.
: ((But cool none the less))
Fellby: ((hi smash
Schyroton: ((back
Fellby: ((and welcome back mv
Smash: (( hey...
Schyroton: ((smash u ok?
: ))yee haw
Smash: (( I just still feel like shit about myself
: Wallace [Wallace] joined chat.
Schyroton: ((i understand
Wallace: "Hey again, kid."
Endling Asriel: "Howdy."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*Rolls back into the bar and just sits Aust a table*[/color]
Cadence: (( Aaaand now I use Cadence as a regular character for ZS
Cadence: (( brilliant
: (1) Outgoing War Request [Cadence] is now (0) New War Requests [].
: You have won (1) war.
Wallace: he's still just lying on the couch
Endling Asriel: "Wanna talk?"
Endling Asriel: "Or do something?"
: (( Laharl I don't know what to do from this point
Smash: (( there was a point?
Schyroton: left bc of reasons likely due to sexual or sensual conduct at the flamesman-arachne house, and because glamor needed help at home
: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.
Wallace: "I dunno if I can."
: Schyroton [Schyroton] is now MV [].
Wallace: http://imgur.com/a/L7oSP
Fellby: is celebrating his birthday happily.
Endling Asriel: "You don't have to listen to him, he's doing something right now."
Muffet: -i like how the cheesiness of her last name is totally explained by her makiung it herself-
Fellby: -Oh, absolutely-
Wallace: "Ok, wanna do something?"
Wallace: seems kinda excited now
Endling Asriel: "Sure!"
Schyroton: -He kinda revoked his own last name, legally being just Schyroton.-
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Grillby, what would you do if you died?[/color]
Wallace: "What?"
Grillby: "I... I don't know."
Grillby: [s].......Die.[/s]
Endling Asriel: "I dunno. It's all snowy out, we can go do stuff in the snow."
: ((i lije how my interpretation of grillby is very different than chime's
Smash: [color=#fffffe]well... what would you do if you undied?[/color]
Smash: (( inb4 I'd be a fish
Drakon: "i would take on another robot body"
Drakon: "and die again"
: ((i highly doubt youre talking about drag here
Wallace: "Ok"
Wallace: ((We need
Wallace: ((100 ways to say someone's flat
Barchar: (And then he's even more different the couple of times I played him)
Endling Asriel: "I can go get your coats and stuff, I know where they are."
: (( "You're flat"
: ((stacked like a sheet of paper
Wallace: nods
Barchar: (Plot twist: the bar's grillby is actually three different grillby's trapped in the same body)
Barchar: (A prototype of BLAXITH done with grillbys)
Fellby: ((flatter than a loli porn collection
: ((as endowed as a brick
Smash: (( I''ve seen wooden planks make a better chest than you'
: (( So was me being bill wurtz on c-cop just a one time thing
: ((Yep
: ((a steamroller would make you less flat
: ((You don't have a chest, you have a chest♭))
: ((ah k
Smash: (( behold, that not-so-great plains
: ((I don't get this joke I looked up what the flat symbol was on wikipedia))
: ((i like that one, bread
: ((its music
: ((I know it's music))
: ((But I don't know what it means, other than lower in pitch))
: ((it's a half step lower in pitch
Smash: (( it's a flat symbol
Fellby: ((hang on, i need a nice flat surface to write on *presses the paper to someone's chest*
Smash: (( genius answer
Smash: (( sarcasm at its finest
: ((puberty hit you like a rolling pin
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Smash: (( If I have bigger boobs than you, you're doing something wrong
: ((i'd say you're my breast friend but uh
Endling Asriel: -He gets the shit and brings it to Wallace.-
: Wallace [Wallace] disconnected.
: ((i'm surprised they're not inverted
: (( flatter than a pepsi i left in the fridge for a week
: (( no wait that's not okay
: (("I'd say calm your tits but they are already one step ahead of me"))
Fellby: takes a quick break from the birthday fun for a moment.
Barchar: (Barchar wants to be friends with vault boy)
: ((who did you go to for your masectomy?
Smash: (( those aren't really melons are they? they're more like raisins.
: Wallace [Wallace] joined chat.
Barchar: ("I'm thinking you probably make cheese.")
Barchar: (D.VA wants to set soldier up with garnet)
Barchar: (should i allow this to happen)
: ((yes
: ((Wait am I allowed to make a dark joke about this))
: ((yes
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I could draw a stick figure of you and it'd be 100% accurate [color=red]]][/color]
: (("Oh, are you a breast cancer survivor?"))
Barchar: ("I'm so sorry about the anorexia")
Smash: (( tell your kid to stop suckin' your tit so hard, there's nothing left!
Barchar: (They didn't match up :()
: ((rip
: ((not even implants could help you
Smash: (( I don't think implants could even save - Damn it
Fellby: decides to text schyro. [Hye, thanks again for all the good stuff]
Barchar: [I hope my writing is to your liking]
Schyroton: [of course! i'm so glad you like what i got you ::) ::) ::)]
Fellby: [*ehy]
Barchar: (>Purple has her character out of the ring)
Fellby: [*hey]
Barchar: (>I fall ove)
Barchar: (>I lose)
Schyroton: [are you smashed]
Fellby: [sorry my hands are a bit shaky]
Schyroton: [are you okay]
: ((i think your balloons popped
Fellby: [oh, no, i'm perfectly fine]
Smash: (( I'm sorry, but you seem to have lost your tits, have you retraced your steps?
: (((ngl i wish i was told half these things)
Fellby: [it's just um]
Fellby: [they're tired]
Schyroton: [ohhhhhhhhhh]
Schyroton: [as long as youre ok]
Barchar: [That certainly doesn't sound like a dodge]
: ((here's one you shoukdn't say: wow, mv is jealous of that chest
Barchar: [Why would you put an awkward pause in your text]
Literally Satan: [You forgot your kids in hell btw]
Fellby: [fuck]
Drakon: [That reads very well]
Azazel: [Please help me]
Drakon: [I visited S4T4N! to check out Zebraspace and people were flipping their shit over a letter]
Envy: [Mom I have real tits now!]
Florentin: [oh no you didn't forget us i just don't want to leave]
: Unrelated to the breast talk and the birthgay, shit's happening in another timeline.
Wallace: he puts the stuff on, excited
Barchar: >birthgay
Florentin: [it's great down here i can paint as many blood portraits as i want]
: That was a typo, whoops.
Endling Asriel: -He goes out the door, the back door, to the field of fluffy snow.-
Azazel: [Satan can you please come back, you left me with them 5 hours ago]
: ((florentin: happy little blood sacrifices
Literally Satan: [Fiiiiine]
Wallace: he follows, not knowing what do
Literally Satan: [I'll bring some Chik-fil-a]
Envy: [And again, tits!]
Florentin: [okay but envy consider this:]
Endling Asriel: -He throws a snowball lightly at Wallace.-
Florentin: [BUTTS]
Fellby: [yeah kids i think your mother's ready for another round]
Azazel: [I don't care about your tits or your blood sacrifices or your butts. I've had to listen to you talk about them for the last 4 hours]
Envy: [I mean only one actually but still!]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]... welp... I'm out of ideas on what to do...[/color]
Wallace: "Huh?"
MV: [butts used gust! it's super effective!]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Any recommendations?[/color]
: o
MV: [beedrill fainted!]
: [color=pink]bloo: [a s s t h e t i c][/color]
Literally Satan: A hell boid opens up in Fellby's living room.
Fellby: heads back to his bedroom.
Endling Asriel: "It's a snow ball, you make em then throw them at each other."
Azazel: [Satan, the group chat's being infiltrated by foreign scam artists again]
Fellby: "FUCK"
Literally Satan: And the kids are bodily chucked in.
Wallace: "Oh, ok!"
Wallace: makes a snow square
Wallace: and chucks it at ea
Endling Asriel: -He avoids it.-
: ((wallace makes a snow pyramid, then a snow double helix
Endling Asriel: "Oh, uh... not that hard."
Wallace: "Oh.. ok."
Wallace: makes a snow pyramid
Endling Asriel: "Just lightly throwing, for fun."
Wallace: and throws it 1 foot before it falls
Endling Asriel: "..."
Module: [[ Will he make... A snow cone? ]]
Florentin: "Hey dad! You look like you were busy!"
Endling Asriel: "...Well a little harder than that. And a sphere."
Smash: (( Ayyyyyyyyyyyy
: ((its a spongebob reference
Fellby: "Well I [i]was[/i]."
Module: [[ I know, but a cone would fit better than a pyramid ]]
Envy: she falls on her face
Module: [[ Snowcone, snow cone ]]
Envy: now as old as the pics chime made, because
Envy: that makes things easier on us
Azazel: [Seriously Satan, the hell are we doing with the foreign scam artists]
Envy: "Hi!"
MV: [bruh i live in hell]
Wallace: he tries again, and throws it lightly at ea
Fellby: "... Hey."
Literally Satan: [Turn them into incubi]
Endling Asriel: -He he's hit and laughs a bit, then starts joining in the throwing.-
MV: [i'm fine with that]
MV: [and i live in a different hell]
Florentin: "So... we're grown up now!"
Azazel: [You have to be with that Yee Haw scammer. I know it]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*sighs, and rolls around, kind of pacing*[/color]
Envy: "Which I think means we're actually a succubus and incubus so that's good"
MV: [ithe yee haw guy is more of a memer]
Envy: she taps a fang. Venom seeps a bit. "Yup!"
Florentin: "Yeah, i've got full control of my illusion powers now!"
MV: [i'm more of a tired person living in a hell known as LI]
Azazel: [Alright, then click on his Yee Haw and put in your credit card information. That's how he does it, it's like that Nigerian prince]
Wallace: he laughs and plays, he's playing like a smol child despite being in mom's body
Envy: "Basically, high-five!" she raises a hand
Fellby: awkwardly high-fives his daughter.
Envy: she was going for florentin but
Florentin: -Oh no, He goes for the high-five too.-
MV: [i'm tired, not stupid]
Endling Asriel: -He doesn't mind, and is having a good time.-
: [gove moneys, yee haw]
: [give]
Azazel: [Which means you know of the scams, and you do it yourself!]
: (0) New War Requests [] disconnected.
Wallace: ((Does anyone here have a kickstarter or gofundme account
: [yee haw]
MV: [i know of them, but i don't do them.]
Azazel: [One second, Yee haw scammer]
Wallace: is very happy, playing with ea
: ((no, i dont actually scam irl
: ((no
Envy: "So..."
Envy: "What do we do now?"
Module: [[ May I ask why? ]]
Wallace: ((I'm wanna make a gofundme page for Jay's tits
Fellby: "Well."
: ((wh
: ((what tits
Fellby: "I was considering heading back upstairs for more birthday sex."
Wallace: ((Exactly
Wallace: ((Get an implants
Wallace: ((With a gracious gofundme from shoe
Envy: "Oo-oh, wait, it's probably with mom."
Envy: "I think that's a weird thing to do."
Hywel: -He went to get EA during his working out. And saw both him and Wallace gone. He is now looking out the window, watching them play around in he snow.-
Fellby: "Yes, Envy, it's a really weird thing to do."
Wallace: is having a wonderful time
Envy: "Dangit."
Envy: [sub]"Maybe if I invite Barchar..."[/sub]
Hywel: -He just doesn't intervene.-
Florentin: [sub]"If you get Barchar I get her too."[/sub]
Wallace: "This is fun!"
Endling Asriel: "Wanna build a snowman?"
: ((Don't))
: ((Don't do it))
: ((okay, bye
Wallace: "Sure!"
: ((::3
Envy: [sub]"...Hmmm..."[/sub]
Endling Asriel: -He packs some snow up into a bigger ball, and starts rolling up snow into it, to make a base for the first layer.-
Endling Asriel: "You should also make one, smaller than this one."
Wallace: he starts doing so, smiling
Endling Asriel: -Eventually, his large bottom piece is made.-
Envy: [sub]"What do you mean you 'get her too'?"[/sub]
Florentin: [sub]"We share."[/sub]
Wallace: makes the middle piece
Endling Asriel: -And he makes the top piece.-
: Someone enters the bar, kicking the door shut. He seems to be a fiery orange cat with glasses, scars, and a nice suit, but not much is seen of him before he dives underneath a booth table.
Fellby: is sloooowwly creeping away from his kids.
Wallace: is happy
Endling Asriel: "Okay, now we just need some rocks and sticks."
Grillby: "......"
Endling Asriel: "So we can make the arms and buttons and face."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]... well that happen.[/color]
Wallace: nods, looking around for some rocks
Barchar: "..."
: MV [] is now ? [Burgrillpants].
Barchar: "Uh, yo."
Barchar: "What's up?"
: ? [Burgrillpants] is now ? [?].
Endling Asriel: -He gets some large sticks.-
Envy: [sub]"As in, like, permanently, or?"[/sub]
?: The door's completely shut, right?
Florentin: [sub]"No, just as long as I-[/sub] Oh hey Dad's halfway up the stairs."
Wallace: finds a few rocks
Endling Asriel: -And sticks them into the place where the arms go.-
?: doesn't face anyone, only curling himself up under the booth table. "It's shut, right?"
Envy: "Oh, so he is."
Barchar: "Yeah."
Barchar: she walks over, pushing it just in case
?: Okay good that means he can't get in.
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*rolls over* Bp?[/color]
Barchar: "Does he not have hands?"
Fellby: is now fully up the stairs and halfway into his wife's arms.
?: Wh... how do you know who I am?
Muffet: "What's going on?"
Fellby: "They're back."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]dude, you sold me some weed like, last Tuesday.[/color]
?: I don't... who are you?
Muffet: "Oh."
Barchar: "Smash."
Barchar: "Different burgerpants."
Wallace: puts rocks where they need to go
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Ooooooh. sorry, I frequently forget.[/color]
Fellby: "... Eh. They were bound to come back eventually, why let them take the wind out of our sails?"
Wallace: ((https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/federally-fund-breast-implants-jay-dreemurr
Endling Asriel: "Oh, wait, I forgot! We need to go get a carrot!"
?: Look, it doesn't matter. As long as he doesn't know how ta use a doorknob, I'm safe.
: ? [?] is now Burgrillpants [Burgrillpants].
Burgrillpants: ...........Right?
Barchar: "..."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]... you uh... aren't gonna sell me out for the weed are ya?[/color]
Barchar: "Do you really think."
Barchar: "That whoever you're running from is dumb enough to not know how to use a doorknob?"
: ((Space that's the best way to say someone is flat))
Muffet: "Well, they'll probably run off to go be sex demons."
: ((Goddamn))
: Slarv*
Fellby: "Yeeeah."
Wallace: ((This is gonna be the best episode yet
Burgrillpants: He ain't dumb, just... I don't fuckin' know, he just rams his way through doors.
Barchar: "Oh, Mettaton?"
Burgrillpants: Oh, god, you know him.
Burgrillpants: peeks out from under the table. "...Wait a sec, you're..."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*voice mods to Mettatons* Talks like this~ loooooves attention?~[/color]
Burgrillpants: freezes.
Barchar: "Barchar."
Fellby: "... Wanna try out the new flogger?"
Endling Asriel: "Wanna go get one with me?"
Burgrillpants: ...You're... you're supposed to be dead.
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*voice clip* 'You'll looove being dead, Bender. ' 'That's what they said about being alive!'[/color]
Barchar: She snorts. "More than supposed to, darling."
Muffet: "Yes."
: ((the seed DANK MEME doesnt work, and that makes me sad.
Burgrillpants: shudders.
Burgrillpants: Y-you aren't gonna stab me, right?
Barchar: "Not planning on it."
Wallace: "Sure!"
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Whatever, death happens, we move on[/color]
Burgrillpants: Okay goo- can you shut up please.
Fellby: "Alright, then. I'm all yours."
Endling Asriel: -He runs inside, prolly with Wallace.-
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Who, darling~?[/color]
Burgrillpants: You!
Wallace: runs after him
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*voice mods back to claptrap* Aww, cmon, it's a joke[/color]
Barchar: she smacks Smash
Burgrillpants: You're not helping! At all! You're jus' bein' a weirdo!
Endling Asriel: -He gets inside, and Hywel is sitting on the couch.-
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*head spins 720 degrees*[/color]
Barchar: "Quiddit."
Burgrillpants: Gah, I left to escape the insane killer robot...
Wallace: he spots hywel and stops
Wallace: "..."
Wallace: tucks his head down
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*grabs head* Hey, c'mon, that wasn't nice[/color]
Barchar: She looks at the door.
Barchar: "So."
Barchar: "Some mettaton is terrorizing you?"
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Maybe he's just hungry?[/color]
Burgrillpants: turns to Barchar, adjusting his glasses. "Yep. Fucker came back from the dead, began hauntin' my bar, continually attacked me until I just ran."
Barchar: "Right. Well."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Why?[/color]
Barchar: she smiles, summoning the buster. "Time for a smite."
Burgrillpants: Oh god, that didn't work the last time, why'd'ya think it'll work now?
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Can I help?[/color]
Burgrillpants: No.
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Aww, C'MON![/color]
Barchar: "What do you mean 'last time'?"
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Look buddy, I'm on your side![/color]
Hywel: "It's fine."
Burgrillpants: I mean you killed him an' he came back.
Hywel: "You seem like you're having fun."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Well, kill him again![/color]
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: something clicks
Barchar: "Oooh, he's one of me."
Burgrillpants: He killed everyone, and now he's some immorta-- what?
Barchar: "Long story, darling. End result is that I'm about the only person here likely to actually be able to hurt him."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]... oh, is it a charaton or something?[/color]
Burgrillpants: Th' last Chara that tried anything got their ass royally fucked.
Smash: [color=#fffffe]that's lewd, and inappropriate.[/color]
Wallace: "Sorry."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]I like it.[/color]
Burgrillpants: He died, possessed a kid, died again, possessed his old body, and now is an immortal freak.
Burgrillpants: And worse, he stabs anythin' within arm's reach.
Barchar: "Yeeeah, he's one of me."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]... so, what do we do?[/color]
Hywel: "No, don't be. I should be sorry."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]I say, we get a cannon.[/color]
Barchar: "We have a cannon."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Bitches live cannons.[/color]
Barchar: "A laser cannon."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*love[/color]
Burgrillpants: Look, I just need a place where I'm not getting stabbed.
Hywel: "I put the carrots on the counter. There a few different sizes for you two."
Burgrillpants: He has a cannon too.
Wallace: smiles and heads over there
: ((Inb4 Wallace trips and accidentally puts the carrot on the snowmans crotch))
Smash: [color=#fffffe]We need to show that we have a bigger cannon than him![/color]
Endling Asriel: -He follows.-
Module: [[ My Abridged senses are tingling ]]
Burgrillpants: If anyone cares to notice, he's missing a finger on his left handpaw.
Smash: [color=#fffffe]btw, where's your finger?[/color]
Burgrillpants: Vaporized by his cannon.
Barchar: "Did you just say 'btw' out loud?"
Barchar: She sighs. "Whatever. Look, the thing here is, Burgerpants, his body is damagable."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]yes, it's the hip new way kids do things nowadays[/color]
Barchar: "Mine, however, is not."
Barchar: "Well, no, let me rephrase."
Barchar: "It's immensely damagable, I can just fix it."
Burgrillpants: So's his.
Smash: [color=#fffffe]lol, gg no re[/color]
Barchar: "What?"
Barchar: "He just has a mettaton body, right?"
Burgrillpants: Dents, explosions, fire, any attempt to get 'im to leave, he can take and repair. I don't know how he can do it.
Barchar: "Ugh, you've got to be0"
Endling Asriel: "Which one you want? The longest?"
Barchar: "Well, okay, whatever, I can just keep going before he gets there."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]I'll help in anyway I can![/color]
Wallace: "Yeah!"
Burgrillpants: Look, I just need a place to stay where the walls aren't covered in stab marks.
Smash: [color=#fffffe]How about this cardboard box?[/color]
Burgrillpants: That's the only good suggestion you've had.
Barchar: "There's a few laser marks, but not stabs."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]that's the ONLY suggestion I've had[/color]
Burgrillpants: Just hide me, if it's anythin' like my bar jus' put me in the attic.
Smash: [color=#fffffe]how about a cardboard box in the attic?[/color]
Burgrillpants: Acceptable.
: Wallace [Wallace] disconnected.
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*hands him a hentai poster* place this on the box, it will keep you safe.[/color]
Burgrillpants: looks skeeved out.
Endling Asriel: -He grabs it, and heads out.-
: ((Sorry if I'm a bit inactive))
Fellby: -Contrary to popular belief, sex does not protect you from everything. That's why you use protection.-
Burgrillpants: ...At this point, I'll take anything.
Burgrillpants: hastily tapes it to the box.
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Great! Hey Grillby, how do we get to the attic?[/color]
: ((I'm kinda trying to teach myself basic C# while also chatting. Slarv isn't here shit))
Burgrillpants: Look, just...if you wanna not die just don't confront 'im.
Grillby: "You just take the stairs."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Fantastic![/color]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]I'm already dead, what do I got to lose?[/color]
Burgrillpants: is already up the stairs, locking the door. "Your sanity if you have it."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]I lost that in my 660,000ish years.[/color]
Nyarlathotep: -He extends a tentacle out of a blasphemous portal and hands Burgrillpants a pair of percentile dice. "Here, this should help with those SAN checks."-
Burgrillpants: I'm 39 years old and already clinging to the last threads of my life.
Nyarlathotep: "Neat!"
Nyarlathotep: -He's gone now.-
Burgrillpants: takes the dice, the tentacles are the least weird thing today.
Burgrillpants: rolls the dice and gets a 15%.
: Wallace [Wallace] joined chat.
Wallace: ((Well I am doing c-cop so
Nyarlathotep: -Honestly, that's a pretty good rool.-
Wallace: ((We're both inactive
Wallace: heads out with him, he's happy
Nyarlathotep: -In call of cthulu you want to get below your target.-
Burgrillpants: ...That's pretty good considerin'.
Endling Asriel: -As is he.-
Burgrillpants: thinks it's good considering how insane the past 22 years have been. Which begs the question, who let a 17 year old run a bar?
Smash: [color=#fffffe]keep a candle lit buddy, you lose sanity in darkness[/color]
Fellby: -His dad did.-
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*bp was 19[/color]
Burgrillpants: ........I.... I'm a cat. I can see in the dark, mostly.
Fellby: -Come on, where do you think he picked up those bartending skills? A whorehouse?-
Burgrillpants: *i know that
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*ok, cool[/color]
Wallace: "You wanna put it on?"
Burgrillpants: *but i accidentally established he's 39 now
Smash: [color=#fffffe]buddy, light a candle, it's for your sanity[/color]
Burgrillpants: ...
Burgrillpants: unlocks the door, and pokes his head out. "...You have a candle?"
Barchar: "Well, yes."
Burgrillpants: ...........C-can I get one?
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*opens chest compartment and excretes left-over crude oil into a cup, which he places a wick in and lights*[/color]
Burgrillpants: takes it and quickly locks the door.
Smash: [color=#fffffe]If you get hungry, the password is 'help me, I'm dieing' okay?[/color]
Burgrillpants: ...Uh huh.
Endling Asriel: "You can."
: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.
Smash: [color=#fffffe]great! *walks down stairs*[/color]
Wallace: smiles and pops the carrot onto its face
Wallace: https://images-2.discordapp.net/.eJwFwdENhCAMANBdGIAWpCBuQ5CgOaUEavy43O733lc941KbOkT63AD2c2Yeu57CI9WiK3O9Surn1JlvSCIpH3dpMsFQdOijD8YaMugQwS4BDQUKDlfywUYPT_s0fpvurarfHwWaItU.hhMnUFZ6jbEZLkDczguCTIO8Qsw?width=400&height=222
Endling Asriel: "Yay!"
Wallace: "It looks great!"
Burgrillpants: ((fun fact: in this shift, bp is grillby is bratty is rg01 is nice cream guy is muffet is catty is rg02 is gerson is burgerpants
Barchar: (Muffet and Grillby as BP)
Barchar: (I mean as bratty and catty)
Burgrillpants: ((yes
Fellby: ((now imagine
Burgrillpants: ((and b&c as royal guards
Fellby: ((muffell as bratty and catty
Burgrillpants: ((yes
Burgrillpants: ((muffet wants undyne to sign her spinerettes
Fellby: ((fellby could totally rock those suspendershorts bratty wears
Fellby: ((*catty
Burgrillpants: (("shes my fishy wife!" "no, shes like, totally my fishy wife!"
Barchar: (Worst part is)
Burgrillpants: ((fellby coukd rock brattys getup
Endling Asriel: "Wanna go inside now?"
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Barchar: (That basically implies that that succuffet would have the same relationship with mettadyne as this one did with napstaton)
Wallace: nods
Endling Asriel: -He heads inside.-
Barchar: (That said, she'd probably not end up with Undyne realizing and hating her. Probably.)
Burgrillpants: ((yep
Barchar: (Mostly because the idea of Muffet and Undyne both going after a mettaton-posessed Frisk is kind of a cool idea in my head)
Wallace: looks very happy
Barchar: (Fellby: "she's, like, totally MY fish wife!")
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Muffet: (*maniacal laughter*)
Endling Asriel: -He hug.-
Barmetta: ((just imagine ncg: "well, you may have harmed a lot of people, but you didn't kill any bunnies!"
Barchar: (NCG?)
Barmetta: ((nice cream guy
Wallace: hugs back, making sure hywel's not looking
Barchar: (ah)
Hywel: -He failed cause now he's looking.-
Fellby: ((so i'm idly rolling my percentage dice and i just rolled a 99
Fellby: ((that's the worst roll you can get in coc
Wallace: looks guilty but hugs anyway
Barmetta: (('bunny confection sale: made by bunnies, for bunnies, OF bunnies!'
Hywel: "...It's okay, Wallace."
Hywel: "I was being too harsh..."
Wallace: smiles a bit, and gives ea a nice hug
Endling Asriel: -He hugs back.-
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Barmetta: ((i'm imagining tiny little bunnies giving frisk a bunny berry nice cream or a bunny berry juice
Fellby: ((that's adorable
Barmetta: ((gerson being 119 years old and having wasted his entire life
Wallace: "That was really fun."
Endling Asriel: "It was!"
Fellby: ((i really wanna play an asgore at some point
Fellby: ((it's a tossup between barsgore or the mute asgore who lives in gaston
Barmetta: ((rg02 being kinda quiet, but having been in a war
Barmetta: ((hm
Endling Asriel: -He unhugs, and runs off for a second, returning with another ushanka, for Fanta/Wallace.-
Fellby: ((mute!asgore is taking "bergentruking" seriously, having built himself a mountain in gaston
Fellby: ((he lives there
Barmetta: ((interesting
Barchar: (I thought Laharl was taking barsgore?)
Wallace: "What's that?"
Fellby: ((also he's brought up the idea of building a "gaston defense force"
Fellby: ((no laharl took bartori
: Ay
Barchar: (ah right)
Endling Asriel: "It's a hat. The one I'm wearing."
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Wallace: smiles and takes it
Wallace: "Is it for me?"
Endling Asriel: -He nods.-
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Wallace: he puts it on, smiling
Endling Asriel: -He yawns a bit.-
Wallace: "Sleepy?"
Endling Asriel: -He nods.-
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: Character Cop is fucking gold
: ((Owww fuck))
: ((I just accidentally punched myself in the throat))
Fellby: ((how the FUCK
Barmetta: ((ive accidentally cut off blood supply to my arm
Wallace: "Ok."
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Hywel: "You can sleep in the bed Wallace, ill sleep on the couch tonight."
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: yee haw
Wallace: "I'm uh.. not really tired myself."
Fellby: ((ANOTHER 99
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Endling Asriel: "No?"
Endling Asriel: "Oh, well, I could probably still stay up."
Fellby: ((whatever i'm gonna do my homework
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: ((Ambulance just pulled in front of a neighbor's house))
Wallace: "Sorry.."
Endling Asriel: "Why?"
Wallace: "You're tired and I'm not, sorry."
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Endling Asriel: "That's not your fault."
Endling Asriel: "Silly."
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Wallace: "It feels like my fault."
Endling Asriel: "Plus, you could lie down and probably start getting tired."
Endling Asriel: "And I can go to sleep, you don't have to."
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: what kind of overalls does mario wear
Endling Asriel: "It's really my fault for being tired."
Fellby: ((denim denim denim
: denim denim denim
Fellby: ((okay surprisingly the program ain't the hard part here
: thats my favorite joke ngl
Fellby: ((the hard part is writing all these stupid questions
Wallace: "Sorry.."
Endling Asriel: "Don't be."
Endling Asriel: "It's okay."
Endling Asriel: -He hug again.-
Endling Asriel: "If you want, I can come lie down with you, and you can just watch some Tv to pass the time."
Endling Asriel: "I like TV."
Fellby: ((hey guys
Fellby: ((what isn't a computer program, i need wrong answers
: ((dying
Wallace: hugs back and nods
Wallace: ((china
Endling Asriel: -He unhug, and goes to hywel and Fanta's room.-
Module: [[ The meaning of life ]]
: ((the periodic table of elements
: [[ yee haw ]]
Module: [[ Hardware ]]
: [[ memes ]]
Fellby: ((okay that's good
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Wallace: he follows
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Endling Asriel: -He gets under covers
Wallace: he does too
Endling Asriel: -He slides so he's close to Wallace, and turns TV on.-
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Endling Asriel: -He snugs.-
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Wallace: snuggles back, he's very happy
Wallace: "Thanks for being nice.."
Endling Asriel: "You don't need to thank me... Also, I think Hywel really feels bad about being mean. Tomorrow or something, you should talk to him."
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: is bondertale an ionic bond or a covalent bond
Barchar: Uh
Barchar: Yes
: its a chemistry joke
: ((I read that as Bonertale for a second))
Barchar: I know it is
Endling Asriel: "But now now."
Endling Asriel: "Fanta is really soft, therefore you are really soft."
Wallace: "Ok.."
Wallace: smiles
Barchar: speaking of which, we still have a question about them
Wallace: "You're really soft, too."
Frisk: is this bitch mute or not
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: possibly
Endling Asriel: "You're softer. Fanta took a shower with Hywel yesterday."
Endling Asriel: "They're both fluffy."
: ...another question: which would scare b!frisk more, a stabby insane normal-sized mettaton or a massive mostly calm fusion of two mettatons
: |-<{ yee haw }>-|
: this is purely curiosity
: (( a+!frisk > b!frisk
: what about a b+!frisk /s
Bondertale: probably the former
Barchar: c++frisk
Barchar: a robo-frisk
Endling Asriel: -He nuzzles into their neck, cause it's the only exposed flood he can get to atm.-
: c#frisk, a musical frisk
Five: which would baically be five now that i think about it
Quirsk: ironic, since he was the one who was inspired slightly by frisk
: Floof*
Barmetta: -Speaking of the stabby insane robot, he may not be able to open doors but he's currently looking throughout the bar he resides in for Burgrillpants. He gets through doors by phasing through, due to double death making him only semicorporeal.-
Wallace: smiles and nuzzles back
Barchar: i don't think that's how they work but aight
Barchar: (Blonde has gotten with soldier)
Barmetta: -your barperson can become invisible-
Barchar: (In absence of archer)
Barchar: ...okay. I accept that, actually. He manifests his trailing nonexistence by acting as if other things don't exist.
Fellby: ((nothing really interesting happened ith my miis today.
Fellby: ((Amethyst and john cena got married but that's bout it
: yknow thats very in character for ame
Wallace: snuggles him close, you made him quite happy today
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Endling Asriel: -He's happy about making him happy.-
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Fellby: ((i know that's why i let her make the move
: fUCK
: i just realized in my pic i drew of barmetta i forgot to add the locket
Fellby: ((the wedding scene just shows her calmly walking towards her husband but you know on the inside she was like
Endling Asriel: "Wish there was more fur to snuggle."
Barchar: (Amethyst: "CHECKIT, I'M FUCKING A MEME")
Muffet: ("I'm so sorry. I hope you get free like I did.")
Wallace: "I can take off the coat"
Muffet: ("Here's a hint, memes are most vulnerable around the stomach area.")
Fellby: ((muffet: *hides her knife*
Endling Asriel: "You're still wearing the coat?"
Endling Asriel: "You must be really warm."
: yee haw
Wallace: "Yeah, it is kinda warm"
Wallace: takes off the coat
Endling Asriel: "But that's your preference, it wouldn't really make anymore fur."
Barchar: (No, she'd be slowly passing it to ame)
: hc: you cant phase through an anydoor
Barchar: ("You're gonna need this")
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Barchar: that's not so much a hc as established canon, at least with these guys.
Barchar: she couldn't get through them, ghost-form
: amethyst: i already have a whip
: ah
Barchar: ("That's for kink times, not murder times.")
: ((it is with that attitude
: amethyst: i thought you were into knifeplay gurl
Wallace: "There's no fur on her arms?"
Barchar: Muffet: "No."
Barchar: Muffet: "No I am not."
Endling Asriel: "Oh, I could have sworn you were wearing long sleeves."
Endling Asriel: "Whoops."
: amethyst: whatever
Barchar: Pretty much any positive kinkiness when it came to that ended when Scumster left his mark, so to speak
Wallace: has arm fur
Wallace: now snugs him more
: tru
Endling Asriel: "I wish that the floof was everywhere."
: http://images.firstcovers.com/covers/flash/a/and_then_they_fucked-75360.jpg
Endling Asriel: "Everything should be floof."
Barchar: not even so to speak
Wallace: "That'd be fun"
Barchar: just
Barchar: he did
Barchar: that's what happenes
Wallace: "Because this is nice and floofy"
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Endling Asriel: "Yes."
Endling Asriel: "You have a lot of floof but most of it I can't snuggle."
Wallace: "Hywel would kill me."
Endling Asriel: "Why?"
Endling Asriel: "For what?"
Wallace: "If you snuggled any more than this."
Endling Asriel: "Why?"
Endling Asriel: "I thought snuggles were good."
Wallace: "I dunno"
Wallace: "He's weird."
Endling Asriel: "I'm sure he'll be fine about it."
Endling Asriel: "He was just afraid."
Endling Asriel: "And protective."
Wallace: snuggles him close
Endling Asriel: -He does so back.-
Wallace: watches the tv
Endling Asriel: -He does too.-
Wallace: ((We just finished the roast of jay
Wallace: ((It was fuckin gr8
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: ((Kek
Wallace: ((People are salty about the chest ooc
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: Guys
: Guys
: Guys
: Sign
: This
: https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/federally-fund-breast-implants-jay-dreemurr
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Endling Asriel: -He rests his head onto Fanta's chest, because it's soft. He's done this in the past, it's just because it's comfortable.-
Endling Asriel: -He's also visibly much more tired.-
Wallace: jolts
Endling Asriel: -He jumps a bit.-
Endling Asriel: "Huh?"
Wallace: "Don't do that, Hywel said not to touch there"
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Endling Asriel: "Oh, um..."
Endling Asriel: "Fanta has let me before..."
: (( "My liver will handle what my heart can't"
Endling Asriel: "Sorry..."
Wallace: "Hywel said not to.."
Endling Asriel: "I think it'll be fine..."
Endling Asriel: "...It's comfortable and warm, and I've done it before. Mom didn't say anything about it, I don't think."
Wallace: "Ok.."
Endling Asriel: -He returns back to resting his head there, nuzzling in a bit.-
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Wallace: snuggles him close
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Endling Asriel: -He snuggles back.-
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Wallace: "I dunno if I'll be here in the morning."
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Literally Satan: [All your shit just vibrated]
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Smash: [color=#fffffe]Sorry, I spaced out and was using the Wi-Fi to watch my show[/color]
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Cadence: Cadence walks back into the bar, but her notepad and phone are in her pockets.
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Howdy stranger![/color]
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Cadence: "Hey, stranger."
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Smash: [color=#fffffe]That's all the material I had.[/color]
Cadence: "Alright," she said, walking over to the bar.
Cadence: She takes out her phone, scrolling through messages.
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Smash: [color=#fffffe]I'm Smash![/color]
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Cadence: "Cadence."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Nice name![/color]
Cadence: She laughs. "Thanks."
Cadence: "...."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]I AGREE WITH THE BAG![/color]
Cadence: "I have to face Jay again. Not in the mood for that."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Ugh I don't even want to hear that name right now...[/color]
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Cadence: "Exactly."
Fellby: ((i hope my professor is okay with stupid answers
Fellby: ((http://prntscr.com/cuuivh
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Cadence: (( y tho
Wallace: "..."
Wallace: said a thing
Fellby: ((because if he gives me a stupid assignment i'm giving him stupid answers
: ((kek
Runner: Guess what's still happening at Aster's
Smash: (( teacher: there are no stupid questions
Smash: (( me: are you the teacher?
Cadence: "..."
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Smash: [color=#fffffe]must be strong manly tears.[/color]
Cadence: "Wait, what?"
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Oh, sorry that wasn't a scene here, ignore that.[/color]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*he just awkwardly turns*[/color]
Cadence: "...right. Okay."
Cadence: She writes a few letters, putting them in golden envelopes.
Smash: [color=#fffffe]SO! WHO YA MAILING TO?[/color]
Cadence: "Just a few groups."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Nice![/color]
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Cadence: "Rockstar, recliners, alienpeople, all of those guys."
: ((hi darling!
Smolapeño: (hi darling!!!)
Cadence: (( hi jal
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Ahhh, I remember socializing with chairs.[/color]
Cadence: "..."
Cadence: "I'm not writing letters to chairs."
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Smash: [color=#fffffe]but you said recliners.[/color]
Cadence: "There's a group. A clan. Called Recliners."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]that's false advertisement.[/color]
Cadence: "I wasn't the one that made it!"
Smash: [color=#fffffe]That's like if shoe wasn't actually footwear[/color]
Cadence: "The cat."
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Cadence: She takes out a green letter, writing 'Fuck you' in cursive on it.
Wallace: ((Brb shower
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Smash: [color=#fffffe]... that's not to me is it?[/color]
Cadence: "No."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]okay, cuz things escalated a lil to quickly there[/color]
Cadence: She chuckles. "Rarely does that happen when I write letters."
Cadence: There is now a nice pile of letters. War requests, ally requests, hate letters.
Smash: [color=#fffffe]You'd be surprised how effect a love letter can be.[/color]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*effective[/color]
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Cadence: "What, you want me to write one to you?"
Cadence: (( oh shit it's /b/
Smash: [color=#fffffe]I'm not saying that, I'm just saying[/color]
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: ayy b
B: ((listen up here's a story
: of all about how
B: ((about why I no longer desire to reproduce
: ((About a little guy
: ((Shit we ALL
: ((Had different ideas of what was coming
: ((Welcome to the asexual club B.
Cadence: "Saying what?"
B: ((no not asexual
Smash: [color=#fffffe]what?[/color]
Cadence: "..."
B: ((I merely do not want my genes to be passed on any longer.))
: im the same way, not ace but no reproductive desire
Smash: (( aka, he'll fuck, but don't have my kid
Cadence: i do not want to reproduce
Cadence: 0/0 will not reproduce
: i hate my family so much that i wouldnt bequeath that to another human being
B: ((Remember how I told you my grandparents on my dad's side are rednecks?))
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Fellby: ((b why are you acting like you're unique in not wanting to reproduce
Fellby: ((in my case it's a hereditary predisposition to uterine problems and mental illness
B: ((Not unique, I know it's a big movement right now))
B: ((Just sharing a story
Fellby: ((plus kids are fucking shitheads
: ^
: ^
Cadence: ^
Smash: [color=#fffffe]^[/color]
: i hate kids honestly
B: ((So my family forced me to go wth them to the redneck shack for some random party))
B: ((read as: excuse for the rednecks to get drunk))
Smash: (( I'm great with kids, I just don't like a majority of them
: its worse when you have to pretend to be nice
B: ((it was okay, at first
Cadence: sometimes i just want to give kids fuckin reality checks
: did you poison their drinks
B: ((Then they started talking about Trump, which I mean is normal for me at this point))
: you shouldve
B: ((trump follows me everywhere I go))
Cadence: http://whoisamy.com/images/RealityCheck_missionamykr.jpg
B: ((My asshole uncle said that if Trjmp won he'd work for the guy))
Smash: (( I want to punch children, just to show them that their parents can't always protect them and they need to stop being shitheads
B: ((ok still pretty normal
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: same, smash
B: ((all of a sudden they start talking about "killing n****rs"))
: kill your family, b
Smash: (( *highfives MV*
B: ((I'm sitting there wondering how the fuck they got there because I had spaced out))
B: ((I heard something about tying them in bags with bricks and not wasting bullets))
B: ((Now you know me, I enjoy a good quality racist joke, but I'm not sure their drunk asses were joking.))
: ((Nobody kill me for this
B: ((even if they were joking it wasn't funny))
Smash: (( go on
: ((But If I had a dime for every time someone called me racist
: ((Black people would steal it all
Smash: (( ayyyyyyyy
B: ((now see that's quality))
B: ((anyway
B: ((My immediate family were not having that shit and we left quickly))
Smash: (( example
: oh good at least theyre somewhat sensible
: but the rest of them can die horrible painful deaths
Smash: (( I saw a picture with 10 kids holding signs that said 'i lost my bike'
: ((I'm playing with fire rn
B: ((my parents are pretty great minus the lukewarm Catholicism))
: ((By listening to Bo Burnham in a chat with r2 restrictions
B: ((oh dear
Smash: (( and one black kid with a sign 'i have 10 new bikes'
: all i know of bo burnham is the left brain right brain song
: ((Well uh
: ((DOn't google his song list
: ok thanks
: ((It's literally right in the title
B: ((so anyway I lost a bit of innocence I didn't even know I had there))
: all i give a shit about is I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY, YES, IN THAT ORDER
: rip innocence
Smash: [color=#fffffe]I like it in both orders[/color]
: same honestly
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Smash: [color=#fffffe]I have a problem, where I can't help but eat too much pussy[/color]
: you eat cats?
B: (("so anyway yeah people down here aren't that racist it's just a st-" "tie 'em in a bag with bricks and throw them in a river so you don't waste bullets" "fuck this state"))
Smash: [color=#fffffe]no, I eat nikes[/color]
: i hope those people get tied in a bag with bricks and thrown into a river
B: ((Would probably save my cousin's life tbh))
: if it were not for the laws of this land, i would help you slaughter them
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Smash: [color=#fffffe]internet about to die[/color]
: rip
Smash: [color=#fffffe]I'll bbs[/color]
B: ((The kid is like 9, probably has a circumference close to his height, and his dad swears/hits him))
Smash: [color=#fffffe]I'll be back...[/color]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*dies terminator style*[/color]
: kill his dad
: i shouldnt be advocating murder but here i am
: advocating murder
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B: ((every time we meet is a cry for attention from him that I can't fulfill because now he's a little dipshit too))
B: ((the circle of dipshits))
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Barmetta: -On the topic of in character things, he's pissed and alone.-
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B: ((just found out my aunt on the other side is a lesbian, explains why we don't see each other often))
B: ((and the dogs))
: the dogs are gay oo?
: *too
: nice
B: ((and the fact that she's lived with women for as long as I've known her))
B: ((should have been a bit of a hint honestly))
Barchar: she says 'Fuck it' and goes to confront barmetta
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B: ((But you grow up to assume gay people basically don't exist down here))
Bartori: On the top of in-character things, she's in another timeline, having a wonderful discussion with her Grillby.
B: ((Not raising a family here, for sure))
B: ((not anywhere most likely))
B: ((But definitely not here.
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: ((Well shit
: ((B's here to steal the topic quote already
Barchar: she's kicked the door open, and has her buster out
ken M: -shambles in with a bag full of bricks-
Barmetta: turns his head to the door. "...I told you not to come back." His tone is maddened, trembling, and angered.
ken M: but I was told there was a construction job here
Barchar: "We haven't met, darling."
Barchar: "My name is Barchar Leyline. Nonexistent goddess. It's a pleasure. But, you're a perversion of me, a perversion of mettaton, and probably just perverted, in the end."
Barchar: "So, I'm gonna have a weird ghost fight, and we'll see who comes out on too. Okay? Okay."
ken M: excuse me I'm trying to build something here
ken M: -is just holding a bag of bricks-
Barmetta: clutches his knife, turning his body at Barchar. "Now even the hallucinations are insane... Just go, just go go go leave me alone."
Barchar: is in a different dimension, ken
Barchar: "See, I cooould ...c
Barchar: "But no, Fuck you."
Barmetta: -His eyes and soul container are both empty.-
Barchar: buster
ken M: -sometimes Ken M'a heavenly power of 4D vision gets the better of him-
ken M: -has just been babbling to nobody in particular-
Barchar: the soul container would probably be filled with tiny little Grey scraps
Barchar: or whatever color non boss monster souls are
ken M: -oshit ken m arc when?-
Barchar: -never >:(-
Barmetta: gets hit, thrown to the wall full of stab marks. He falls to the ground, but quickly gets up. His form fades slightly. "You... what... you're not..."
Barmetta: No, no, it's just... it's all fake! It's all in your head, it's all in your head
Barchar: "I'm as real as I'll ever be. Which, technically, isn't 100%."
Barmetta: !
Barchar: "But.." she walks over, slugging him. "Real enough to do that."
Barmetta: stabs her inthe face. "YOU AREN'T DOING THIS AGAIN."
Barchar: considering that barmetta has probably never felt anything touch his real form outside of the body like barghosts can to each other, that's gotta be weird
Barchar: she yelps, trying to move her head out of the way. It doesn't miss, but it does miss her brain. She stumbles, bringing the knife with her
Barmetta: -Oh, it's certainly weird, but he's convinced this is another hallucination. Just a weird, realistic one.-
Barchar: "Ah, shit, that...was close." she pulls it out, breathing unsteadily
Barchar: "Come ooon, mettaton. I know you have sight past your eyes. Am I just in them, or not?"
ken M: whatever
ken M: -leaves-
Barchar: she twirls the knife, trying to keep collected.
Barmetta: isn't going to be gotten through to, not that easily. His form distorts into... something resembling a NEO form. It has a cannon, certainly, though it's a lot more... floaty and detached than most NEO forms. A cannon is aimed at Barchar, shakily. "Get out get out get out get out get out!"
Fellby: ((whoa i looked back after dying inside (aka coding) what's going on
ken M: ((actually nothing
Fellby: ((...
Barmetta: ((barchar confronts barmetta and quickly finds out just how insane he is
ken M: ((truth be told definitely something
ken M: ((I just pull answers out of my ass when I don't know the answer))
Fellby: ((29! That's... okay, I guess.
Barchar: "Get out? Aight." she tosses the knife in the air, before ducking behind the actual bar. Aaaand she pops back out, outside of her body. "Back!"
Fellby: ((It'd help if I knew what my SAN stat was!
Barchar: (let's be honest chime)
: /b/ [ken M] is now /b/ [Alphailure].
Barchar: (were probably all fucked SAN wise anyway)
Alphailure: -peeks into the bar-
Barmetta: shoots a blast, aiming for the real Barchar.
Alphailure: ((really though
Alphailure: ((I'm as sane as Charles Mansodbekbesksbslhdoenrbrkdksk hahahaha))
Alphailure: ((it's funny because you didn't expect the random stream of letters see it's a joke I'm doing a bit))
Barmetta: ((did you have a stroke b
Barchar: I...think that shouldn't work. The cannon is presumably part of the physical body of barmetta, not the ghost?
Alphailure: ((calculus is making me go insane please send help))
Barchar: obviously barmetta here wouldn't give a damn, but it's kind of important
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Alphailure: -is looking into the bar to see what's going on-
Barchar: in the regular bar
Barmetta: The blast is certainly magical in nature, though the cannon is physical.
Barchar: nothing
Wallace: ((Bread is glitch
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Wallace: ((Bye breb
Fellby: ((looks like the bread... went stale
Alphailure: -not even Fellby?-
: Wallace [Wallace] is now NToriel [NToriel].
Alphailure: ((ayyy
Barchar: well, magic doesn't affect her either. Just ghost shit. So, she just goes right through it. "No." she grabs onto the sides of barmetta's head, trying to yank him out of the body
Fellby: -Dude it's his birthday for like 5 more minutes-
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Barchar: (An hour and five minutes here!)
Literally Satan: [Shit dude is it your birthday?]
Fellby: -And he's making sure he gets the most out of them-
Literally Satan: [We gotta cram an entire party in like, four minutes, one sec i'll call up the squad]
Fellby: currently has his hands occupied.
Alphailure: ((you mean you don't spend your birthdays drinking your ass off to mourn the year wasted?))
Alphailure: ((haha fucking loser
Barmetta: Well that works, and leaves him utterly confused as the robot body drops to the floor. Of course, he looks exactly the same.
Barmetta: ...
Muffet: [I..you didn't know? ]
Barchar: She smiles sweetly. "Hi!"
Barmetta: What... what are you?
Literally Satan: [Dude i've got like, sixty fucking children-in-law]
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Literally Satan: [I can't remember them all]
Barchar: "Same thing as you, darling."
Cadence: Cadence walks back into the bar.
Muffet: [But you were there. At our house.]
Alphailure: -takes a seat at the coach, leaving her portal gun lazily pointed down to the ground-
Bartori: You know, i'm just gonna spell it out.
Bartori: Every bar needs a BC, right?
Barchar: yeah? P much?
Barmetta: That can't... you're Chara, you didn't... your body was destroyed!
Bartori: She's currently having a nice chat with Frillby.
NToriel: ((So for the next C-cop I need to just make like
Barmetta: ((ah, makes sense
Barchar: "I'm not the same child, love."
NToriel: ((19 pics
Barmetta: shoots Barchar again.
Cadence: (( Is c-cop a daily show
NToriel: ((Of whatever matik is
NToriel: ((No
Fellby: ((fellby: "honey quit texting it's ruining my rhythm"
NToriel: ((But it's when we feel like it
NToriel: ((And I wanna do matik tomorrow
Barchar: from the ghost, that works. She recoils. "Ah, shit."
Cadence: (( "do matik" ew
: Saturn: I'll glady do myself
: Saturn: Using my exotic butters~
: -Frisky
Cadence: "Oh."
: gladly*
Barmetta: keeps shooting, à la Megaman.
Cadence: She sits at the bar, holding more letters.
Alphailure: -yawns and looking at Cadence-
Alphailure: -that and is kind of like me-
Alphailure: -a mistake-
Barmetta: -sad rimshot-
Alphailure: -same as a regular rimshot except with the St. Anger snare-
Cadence: -and no enthusiasm-
Barchar: she eventually pops back in her body, ducking behind the bar. She's not sure if barmetta is weird enough to be simulating the shots hitting the wood, but she hopes so
Fellby: -Aaaand he's done.-
Barmetta: Y-you're still not going to kill me again!
Alphailure: -walks up to Cadence, continuing to let the portal gun hang and failing to use proper range etiquette-
Barmetta: Some go through and some don't.
Alphailure: Hey.
Cadence: "Hello."
Cadence: she doesn't look to Alphailure, still writing a letter
Alphailure: What's that?
Barmetta: Most don't go through, honestly.
Cadence: "A letter."
Alphailure: Oh.
Alphailure: ...
Barchar: she flinches at the ones that do. She's glad he's doing that.
Alphailure: But what and who are you writing?
Barchar: she charges her buster again. "That'd be pretty hard, child. But, I have a better plan." she pops out, going for the body.
Cadence: "Somebody filed a war request."
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Alphailure: What sort of war?
Barmetta: fires a charged shot at Barchar. He's screaming something incomprehensible.
Cadence: "Um."
Cadence: "Any type?"
Fellby: -He's pretty zoned out at the moment, but manages to text Satan back while smoking a cigar. [It was.]-
Barchar: her physical body seems fine. She hunches over and curses to herself, though. She takes a look at the damage to barmetta's body
Cadence: "It's hard to explain."
Alphailure: Alright.
Alphailure: -shrugs-
Alphailure: Hey, would you happen to know any scientists?
Cadence: she looks at the portal gun for a second. "Yes."
Alphailure: -tfw Gaster's current worst enemy is hanging out in the bar like nobody's business-
Alphailure: Can you give me a recommendation?
Barmetta: 's screaming becomes comprehensible. "--JUST NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU, IS IT?!" His body is pretty badly damaged until he pops back in. It starts regenerating rather quickly, because weird undead bullshit. "YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE LAST THING I HAVE, TOO?"
Barchar: she's busy
Cadence: "Eh."
Cadence: "I don't think they would want me to."
Alphailure: Business card?
Barchar: "Oh, what the Fuck? Your body can't even shapeshift!"
Gaster: -He's sleeping. And has, in his opinion, bigger fish to fry.-
Cadence: "I would either get shot or whacked to death with a crowbar."
Alphailure: I'm working on starting a co-op and we're low on people.
Barchar: She grunts. "Fuck it. I'm gonna cut and run. See ya." she dashes out of the anydoor
Alphailure: Wait, a Freeman? Mm, hardly a scientist if you ask me. Know any others?
Barmetta: stands up, grabbing the knife. "Just leave me alone..."
Barmetta: ...Alone...
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Barchar: She slams the door behind her, slumping on the anydoor and holding the spot she got shot. It looks fine. She does not.
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: Barmetta [Barmetta] is now MV [].
Cadence: "Freeman? Is that his name?"
Cadence: "I know a Kleiner."
Cadence: "He went quiet sometime ago, though."
Alphailure: What's his specialty?
Cadence: "Hell if I know. I just handled his war requests."
Barchar: and takes to glaring at the lizard
Barmetta: -There may or may not be stabby sounds from the other side, though nothing penetrates.-
Alphailure: Huh.
Alphailure: -notices she's being stared at-
Alphailure: -pull the trigger and portals the fuck out of there-
Cadence: "..."
Alphailure: -*pulls-
Cadence: "Weird."
Barchar: "Dammit. Shoulda shot first."
Cadence: "I mean, not the portal gun."
Barchar: she struggles up, grunting
Cadence: and she looks at BC for a second
Cadence: before going back to writing a red letter
Alphailure: ((you
Alphailure: ((you mean a
Barchar: she probably doesn't give a shit about the contents
Cadence: not like the contents involve her
Alphailure: ((a scaaaaaaaaaaarlet letter?
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Cadence: (( no
Alphailure: ((oh ok
Burgrillpants: -Upon hearing the slam, he peeks out of the door to the attic. "Aw jeez, you confronted him didn't'cha."
: MV [] is now Burgrillpants [Burgrillpants].
Alphailure: ((aw jeez rick))
Burgrillpants: ((thats what i was going for
: /b/ [Alphailure] is now /b/ [ken M].
ken M: -shambles in with a bag of bricks-
Cadence: "..."
Cadence: her phone vibrates, and she gets up and leaves
ken M: I've got a construction project to do here
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Barchar: "It went great! Until he shot me on the chest." she jabs at a totally fine-looking spot.
Burgrillpants: Aw fuck, y-you're not too badly hurt, are you?
Barchar: "I don't know how the Fuck he regenerates. It's not shapeshiftng, like with me. I think he feels pain. It's just..weird."
Barchar: "uh..."
Barchar: "I don't kn
: (0) New War Requests [Cadence] is now maybe? [].
Barchar: "Never got shot in my ghost chest before."
Burgrillpants: Oh, I hope not...
: /b/ [ken M] is now you're gonna be the one that saves me? [ken M].
: Fellby [Fellby] is now 'cuz after all? [Fellby].
ken M: yes I have to make something
ken M: -looks around expectantly-
Barchar: "Poor fucker thinks I'm his Chara. Your bar must not have had much activity."
Burgrillpants: ...H-honestly, none at all.
Barchar: "He hasn't figured out timelines yet."
Burgrillpants: He also has hallucinations... m-mostly of the Chara from our time. I... think I shoulda told you that, honest.y.
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Barchar: "Meh. Idve done it anyway."
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Barchar: "Unrelated question, do my eyes look purple to you?"
Burgrillpants: He gets real violent when he sees them, and uh, no?
: 'cuz after all? [Fellby] is now Fellby [Fellby].
Barchar: maybe if he looked reeeeeally close, but yeah actually it's pretty much gone
Barchar: "Oh good. Anyway, what were you saying?"
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Burgrillpants: is idly rubbing at the area where his finger was. "He gets extremely violent when he hallucinates. Usually ends up hurtin' the only one left."
Burgrillpants: That, uh, isn't dead.
Barchar: She nods. "Well, thankfully, I only tend to be violent to the people that hurt someone I care about, first."
Barchar: "And I've only hallucinated a couple of times."
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ken M: -yawns-
Burgrillpants: Lucky.
Barchar: "Yeah, brimming with it. I should have an Irish accent, not British."
ken M: i said, I have a construction project to do
ken M: who's in charge around here?
Burgrillpants: ...Unsure what that is but alright.
Burgrillpants: has a bit of a brooklyn accent, somehow, but i hc that all ut cat monsters do to some extent, souh
Barchar: "Surface thing. Don't worry about it."
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Smash: (( let's see how long I live
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Burgrillpants: ((depending on your family, likely until somewhere between the ages of 70 and 80
ken M: -looks around-
Smash: (( ayyyyyyy
Barchar: She sighs. "Anyway." she sits down, taking out her phone and covering her seemingly Nonexistent wound with her arm
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*sits at the bar*[/color]
ken M: ((my dad's family is about to die very young what does that mean for me))
Burgrillpants: ((how young
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ken M: is nobody going to help me with my construction project?
Smash: (( 12
ken M: ((a week from today
Barchar: [Hey, fellby, since it's technically not your birthday anymore does that mean I get to make muffet deal with my Bullshit or do you wanna keep her? Either way is fine with me]
Burgrillpants: ((and is it natural or murder
Fellby: [up to her]
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Barchar: [Cool]
Burgrillpants: ((at what age(s)
ken M: ((murder
Burgrillpants: ...
Fellby: [hell i'll come help with the bullshit]
Burgrillpants: ((then idk
ken M: ((and not young enough
Smash: ((.murder was my favorite age
Burgrillpants: ((guess from your moms side
Barchar: [Hey, Muff, I got shot in the chest by another Nonexistent ghost guy, my eyes aren't purple anymore and I could fucking go for some succubus coddling. You down?]
Muffet: "She what!?"
ken M: (("Muff"
Burgrillpants: retreats into the attic
ken M: ((l-l-l-lenny
: Burgrillpants [Burgrillpants] is now MV [].
ken M: -seems sad-
Barchar: (does that have some double meaning I'm unaware of?)
Fellby: looks up from his pillow. "What's going on?"
Fellby: ((i-it means pussy
: muff means pussy
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Fellby: ((i thought you knew, considering she's a succubus and all
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Frillby: [Nonexistant ghost?]
Barchar: (...I HAD NO CLUE)
Smash: (( ayyyyyyy
Frillby: [Wait wait guys wait i'm an idiot]
Smash: (( okay
Barchar: (I mean, In character Barchar is probably doing it intentionally but not me)
Frillby: [I've been in this chat for like, months and I just now realized what BC was]
Frillby: [I'm an idiot]
ken M: ((oi that misplaced "a" in existence is hardcore triggering me))
Barchar: [Have we met]
Frillby: [No no I've got a lady just like you]
Smash: (( you mean bacon cake?
Barchar: (what misplaced a)
Frillby: [I don't think she's in this chat, but uh]
Barchar: [Good for you.]
Frillby: [Non-existant ghost entity that's slightly responsible for the death in everything in a timeline and now haunts a bar using a body?]
Barchar: [Yeah that's us]
ken M: that's ok I guess
ken M: I didn't need help
ken M: or friends
Frillby: [Huh. I didn't realize Tori was like some common thing]
Barchar: "No one gives a shit, Ken."
ken M: or enough money to feed my family
Barchar: [I didn't realize I was either until I went to other interdimensional bars]
Frillby: [Huh. Well uh, feel free to stop by our sci-fi bar I guess.]
ken M: -a random sad song actually starts playing within the bar-
ken M: -walks up to the door and puts his hand on it-
Barchar: [Sure]
ken M: -looks back longingly-
ken M: -turns back and leaves-
Bartori: [You really think i'm not in the same chats as you, my child?]
Frillby: [YEP I GOTTA GO]
Muffet: She shows him. "She got shot in the bloody chest."
Barchar: [Not your kid]
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Fellby: "What the fuck?"
Fellby: "Alright, get some clothes on, we're gonna go help her."
Bartori: [I'm older than them and have lived with them for many years in this bar.]
Muffet: She nods, standing up
Bartori: [We've come to the conclusion they are basically my child.]
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Barchar: [Okay yeah fair enough]
Barchar: [Heh, that's funny. I've taken the opposite stance with my old regulars]
Barchar: [I also started off as, like, a 12 year old]
Barchar: [We should meet up at some point.]
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Bartori: [I'd love to, dear.]
Barmetta: -If he had a phone he'd be constantly screaming via text, so be glad he doesn't.-
Fellby: puts one of the nice suits he got for his birthday on and goes to the bar.-
: ((HC
: ((Barmetta has a phone but he broke the text-to-speech
Nyarlathotep: -He doesn't have a phone.-
: ((he probably broke the phone by stabbing it
Muffet: She walks into the bar. "What was this about chest shots!?"
Barchar: She blinks. "Oh. Uh. Hi. I didn't expect you to come get me."
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Bartori: Yeah, sure, she accidently kind of broke her outertale timeline.
Bartori: But really, she does try to be a good person.
: MV [] is now Schyroton [Schyroton].
Fellby: "What do you take us as, lazy whores?"
Schyroton: enters the bar, pissed the fuck off. "Whhho hurt yoyou?"
Barchar: "Not lazy. Just. You know, I figured I'd be coming to you if anything."
Fellby: ((for some reason my inner voice for fellby has become Steve Buscemi and i'm not sure how to feel about it
Schyroton: ((pfft
Barchar: "Oh, hi, uh, it's another me, but they're a mettaton and pretty freaking crazy."
: ((John DeLancie
: ((Who here has heard John DeLancie's voice
Barchar: (Actually yeah mine is pretty much John delancie)
Schyroton: ((i think i have but i forget where
: ((He's my voice HC for Fellby and Shoe
NToriel: ((*raises hand*
Barchar: (Mlp? )
: ((Discord from MLP and Q from Star Trek respectively
Schyroton: Ccan I killll him?
Barchar: "No."
Schyroton: ((OH yeah thats accurate
Schyroton: Shshit.
Schyroton: Is thhere anythiiiing I can do to hehelp you?
Barchar: she takes her arm off. To all you normies, she seems fine. "Can you fix metaphysical ghost wounds?"
Fellby: ((Okay i'm listening to John DeLancie and I hear fellby as a little higher pitched
Schyroton: Unfofortunatelyyy, no.
Barchar: "Otherwise all you can do is make me feel better. Which, hey, you're in the right track for."
Muffet: She walks over. "Where was it?"
Barchar: she points.
Muffet: She lays her hand on it.
Schyroton: Unleless green mamagic workss.
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Barchar: "I mean, I don't think you can actually touch it. It's not part of...this." she gestures, down her body.
Barchar: "Uh...it...might?"
Schyroton: Iit's worth a shhhhot.
Fellby: "Well, go on, Schyro."
Schyroton: Cue a circle of green, cracked hearts, closing in around Barchar. He's actually gotten a bit better since the last time this was used.
Barchar: she just swipes her arm to catch some. Muffet helps, ducking them.
Muffet: "Careful, I'm still here."
Barchar: Yelps*
Schyroton: Oh, r-rright.
Schyroton: Sorrrry.
Barchar: she was ducking both the hearts and the arm, but still.
Barchar: Barchar takes a deep breath in, shaking her head. "Nah...feel refreshed, but it's still there. Ugh." she lays in the couch. "This is Bullshit."
Schyroton: Oh...
Schyroton: S-sssorry I couldn't hehelp more.
Barchar: "How's that fucker even regenerate? I do it by having shapeshifting and not feeling pain, but he shouldn't be able to shapeshift, and he seemed to feel pain. C
Barchar: She waves a hand. "It's alright. Like I said, you're making me feel better, at least. It's something."
Schyroton: Prorobablyyyy bullshit.
NToriel: ((Fucking victoria
: ((Hue
Fellby: takes off his coat and offers it to Barchar.
NToriel: ((>Trace
NToriel: ((>Lightningrod
NToriel: ((Should I just sr now
Barchar: She shrugs. "Not like I have to stop the bleeding or anything."
Schyroton: ((go for it and sr when you die
Fellby: "I was giving it to you to keep you warm, but okay."
Schyroton: Iiiis ththere anythiing you'd lilike?
Barchar: "Eh..." she sits up, grunting. "God...how the Fuck do you people deal with this?"
Muffet: She shrugs. "Practice?"
Schyroton: Iiit was a llong and tttorturous prprocessss.
Fellby: "Saying "screw this bullshit" and deciding to become a timeline-hopper."
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Barchar: "I meant getting hurt, but."
Fellby: "Oh."
Barchar: She sighs. "I'm gonna have to have guardian look at this."
Barchar: (So you're saying)
Barchar: (That you're gonna Go burn-him)
NToriel: guess who's back
NToriel: back again
Schyroton: sits by BC.
Barchar: "I'm gonna have to get guardian to look at this in the morn-goddammit I do not need your shit right now Toriel. C
Fellby: is also sitting by BC.
NToriel: enters
NToriel: "Hello, dear."
: Two figures just recently stepped in the bar, and are chatting off in the back
Muffet: She has managed to find herself a spot, too. She pets Barchar, looking over at Ntori when Barchar starts yelling at her
Frillby: "I don't know why I try to tell you stories, since you see everything and all."
Bartori: "It's just amusing to hear you say them, my child."
Barchar: let's them go on chatting. She's focused on this other Fuck.
Fellby: ((gdi i just remembered the "lovecraft live" joke nyarko-san made and i'm losing my shit
NToriel: ((I think I'm gonna keep sand attack on my speed boost torchic
Schyroton: ((TODOKETE
NToriel: ((Because it's how I can out bullshit reborn
Nyarlathotep: -SNOW HALATION-
NToriel: ((5 sand attacks at pignite and victoria becomes easy shit
NToriel: sits down
Schyroton: has himself subtly available for a SRT-Brand Platonic Embrace™.
Barchar: Platonic friendship hug recognized and accepted
Schyroton: holds BC close, being careful not to be too tight lest he hurt his best friend by accident.
NToriel: simply stares at everyone, smiling
Barchar: "...You know what, maybe that killed me, and this is some weird heaven that leaves in space for people like her." she nods at Ntori. "Because goddamn, forgoing the fact I had to get shot to make this happen, this is pretty much the best situation I've ever been in."
Fellby: "... Really?"
Barchar: "I mean, yeah. Surrounded by the people I like, getting pet by a succubus, and a platonic friendship hug." she shrugs. "Catalyst and pain-seriously, you guys deal with this shit every day? Mad. Those aside, this is kinda great."
Schyroton: Barcharr, you're not dedead. You're gegettting the care you dddeserve.
Fellby: "Damn, I forgot you could feel pain. It's just a normal thing to us, you know?"
Schyroton: Mmhmm. Honestllly, I foforgot tttoo.
Barchar: She shrugs. "Yeah, and I'm beginning to think that's a good decision on my part."
Barchar: "Or maybe it's a bad one because I need to get used to this. Dunno."
Fellby: "Eh, you get used to it."
Schyroton: At leleast iit isn't connnnstant and ovoverbearing.
Barchar: "Yeah, only hurts when I move."
Barchar: "Which means I probably shouldn't pop out of the body til this is fixed, however the Fuck that's supposed to happen."
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Fellby: "Mmmh, when I get sore all over, it's usually for a reason."
Pleinair: "..."
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NToriel: ((Someone got possessed by flowey
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: ((Also, Slar, I see you learned how to win Reborn
: ((Bullshit
: ((You gotta just
: ((Be a fucking mexican pit fighter
: ((And play dirty as fuckl
Barchar: She sighs, looking around. "Hey, Toriel." she says, nodding at bartori
Bartori: She looks up from her conversation with Frillby. "Ah, greetings."
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Schyroton: Oh, uh. Hhhhhi.
Frillby: "Eyo." They nod too.
Schyroton: gives a tiny wave.
NToriel: ((So I need to get a chatot
NToriel: ((Keep sand attack
Fellby: "Hello."
NToriel: ((Get scald somehow
Barchar: "Welcome to my bar."
Schyroton: ((name the chatot porn
Bartori: "It's very...homely." She taps on the table slightly.
Frillby: "Yeah, pretty low-tech."
Bartori: "My child, that's rude."
Frillby: "...Right."
Grillby: "....."
Schyroton: ...
NToriel: ((Oh and I just got yawn
NToriel: ((Until I get sing, this'll be ok
Barchar: "Eh. We're pretty sci-re, here."
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Frillby: They nod, tapping their hand across the table to the same little beat as Bartori.
Frillby: Just a habit they've both picked up.
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Barchar: She smirks. "D'awww."
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Bartori: "Hmm?"
Frillby: "Huh?"
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Fellby: "You're so... In synch."
Schyroton: ......Y-yyyeah...
Bartori: "Well, that tends to happen. Not much has happened in the last ten years."
Frillby: "So we've kinda just, picked up on eachother I guess."
Barchar: "You're finishing each others' thoughts and everything."
Barchar: "Also, Geez Muff, are we the only two bars that get patrons?"
Muffet: She shrugs. "It's seeming increasingly possible."
Frillby: "Our bar is a small bar on an asteroid flying through space and it's BEAUTIFUL!~"
Fellby: "Well, the multiverse is a very big place."
Bartori: "I regret you seeing that video so much, my child."
Schyroton: ...D-dddid...
Fellby: "..."
Fellby: "You know what? I'll let you slide on that."
Schyroton: ...N-n-nnnnever mimind.
Barchar: "Just. Please. Hold the memes."
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Frillby: "Sorry, sorry." They say, waving it off.
Barchar: "For their sake."
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Bartori: "Excuse my child, they don't tend to have the best people skills."
Barchar: "Eh, it's fine. If I blamed them, I'd be a huge freaking hypocrite."
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Barchar: "...Hey, uh, mind looking at something for me, with your...Nonexistent-iness?"
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Bartori: "Hmm? Do you need something my c-sorry, habit." She says, catching herself.
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Barchar: "Eh, it's cool. I call everyone that, too."
Barchar: "And yeah, just..." she sighs, her ghost form rising up out of the body slightly. "How bad do I look?"
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Barchar: how big are those charge shots, mv?
Bartori: "..." She kind of, winces.
Frillby: They give an aside look, wondering what's up with BT.
Schyroton: -About 3'6" in diameter, from Barmetta.-
Barchar: because there's basically a freaking hole in her chest that bi-okay, Woah, 3 feet? Jesus
Bartori: "Oh dear, that's...that's very bad."
Schyroton: -Yeah, he was aiming to kill.-
Barchar: so, uh, the left side of her chest is basically fucking gone
Barchar: "...Oh. Wow. Shit."
Schyroton: Oh, shshit.
Barchar: she slides back in her body, sighing. "Dammit..."
Barchar: "Guess he wasn't kidding. Guns blazing approach is NOT gonna work."
Bartori: She just, taps her fingers across the bar table, still in sync.
Schyroton: ...Wwwait, whho?
Barchar: "Oh, there's a burgerpants from that time line that came here."
Barchar: "Had to deal with barttaton's shit for...i guess 13 years." she shrugs.
Barchar: "...no, not doing 'barttaton.'"
Schyroton: O-oh... oh dedededear.
Frillby: "I guess there's always two things constant about the bars."
Frillby: "A Frillby and a Bartori. Heh."
Barchar: "Grillby and Barchar."
Barchar: "Muffet and...whatever that frisk calls himself."
Barchar: "...Uh...the Grillby from that underfell bar and the Grillby from that underfell bar."
Fellby: "Yeah.... there's lots of constants out there."
Barchar: "I assume the undyne has a Grillby."
Frillby: "...Do you get triggered by a specific song?"
Barchar: "Billie Jean."
Barchar: "Is not my lover."
Bartori: "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger."
Barchar: "She's j-" she takes a deep breath.
Bartori: "Work it, better, do i-" Same.
Barchar: "Fuck omniscience."
Frillby: They just facepalm
Schyroton: ...
Bartori: And She does it too, in sync.
Schyroton: You knknow thhis honestly maaaaakes me wowonder whhat the heheck it is for evvveryone else.
Bartori: She's set off by Daft Punk.
Bartori: 'For the love of god just because it's slightly autotuned does NOT make it SCI-FI!'
Barmetta: -Caramelldansen.-
Barchar: "I think Mr. Underfell mentioned something about Rick Astley."
Frillby: "Unfortunate."
Bartori: "Unfortunate."
Barchar: "God that's weird."
NToriel: still staring
Barchar: "Like, show me your souls?"
Schyroton: Iit'd rereally suck if sosomeone wassss set off by Haappy Birthdaday.
Frillby: "Okay?"
Bartori: "Okay?"
: They do so, mostly normal. Well, as normal as Bartori's can get.
Barchar: "Nope, not bonded."
Bonderton: -heh, bonded-
Frillby: They go back to tapping.
Bartori: Same.
Bondertale: they suddenly feel relevant for a half-second. It passes. /btt
Schyroton: adjusts himself a bit, still holding Barchar.
Fellby: -He fiddles with the chain around his neck a little.-
: https://img.ifcdn.com/images/c771ea4bf7f578b92bf18d0e5422382aaf7e29d37ccf4a69bc0e577cf95d241a_1.jpg
Barchar: btt we need to think of a suitably flashy way for these losers to show up
Bonderton: -agreed-
Barchar: he has a chain around his neck?
Schyroton: ((pfft
Howdy: ya know, I think that this au would have a barsgore
Howdy: Toriel as frisk, asgore as chara
Fellby: -It's like, a fashion chain. He wears it 'cause he thinks it looks sexy.-
: http://prntscr.com/cuvnvq Best pic I could find that looked what I imagine Frillby as.
Howdy: some random bravery soul for a Grillby, that'd need to have a name but idk
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Barchar: But that's a frisk
: Fri.
: LLby.
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Barchar: Oh
: http://img03.deviantart.net/6c62/i/2016/177/0/1/outertale__toriel_by_kanachoco-da7oqjb.jpg
Barchar: Why is the outertale Grillby a frosk
Barmetta: - https://s10.postimg.org/svaecimmx/image.jpg but with a heart locket-
: Because fuck you I thought it was cool.
: And Frillby was from
: Waaay before BArtori became thing
Barchar: Fair enough
Barchar: Also, frosk. The icy frisk
: Elementale.
: I now have an excuse to use the name Charcoal for a Chara
Barchar: Oooh
Barchar: Goddammit are we gonna do a prismtale again
Barchar: Grillby is exactly the same because he's already fire
NToriel: Wait
: It's a world where Souls have 'elements' attached to them effectively
: Human AND monster.
NToriel: Is shade
NToriel: The coral ward leader
NToriel: But dead
Barchar: Oh, I like that
Shade: "..."
Barchar: Like soul color, but uh
Barchar: With a tangible effect we know about
: ((Like soul color, but more serious
Barchar: So, frosk is ice, charcoal is fire, Grillby is also fire
: ((The problem is, there's a good chance Determination = Fire
: ((Cause Red
Barchar: Ehhhh
Fellby: ((i found mettaton's dice: https://www.thediceshoponline.com/dice/11193/TDSO-Cats-Eye-Pink-16mm-Precious-Gem-7-Dice-Polyset
: ((Lets go over the seven human souls first
Barchar: We could make frisk, like, firisk, but this started because if frosk so nah
: ((Red = Fire, Orange = ?? Green = Toxic? Poison?
Schyroton: ((he would
NToriel: ((Orange is sun
Barchar: Green should be, like, plants
: ((Blue = Water Cyan = Ice
NToriel: ((Green is plant
NToriel: ((http://www.smogon.com/dex/xy/pokemon/delcatty/ SO I GOT A SKITTY AND
Barchar: Purple would be poison
: ((Yellow = Uhhhh idk Wind?
Barchar: Yellow...uhh...
Schyroton: ((wind or lightning
Barchar: Hm
Barchar: Ooh,lightning
Barchar: Lightning is good
: Damnit so i'm imagining
: That justice's gun is empty
: Except
: If it's used by a yellow-soul it shoots fucking lightning
Barchar: Nice
Schyroton: ((which, funnily enough, is one of mettatons attacks
NToriel: ((I almost wanna run delcatty just because of this stupid article
Schyroton: ((lightning
Barchar: It all works!
Barchar: And then we have bravery
: ((Bravery.
Barchar: Wtf do we do with you bravery
: ((Okay
: ((So since elements don't go to personality
Barchar: Earth?
: ((In this case
: ((We can scramble them all over the fucking place
Barchar: We should have an earth, probably
: ((We already have plant
Schyroton: ((cyan is water/ice
: ((Sure, earth
: ((If Cyan is both
: ((What's blue
Schyroton: ((blue is wind
: ((Alright
: ((You think humans are kind of, made of their element?
Barchar: Eeehh, nah
: ((And theres combinations of them
: ((Like fucking magicka
Barchar: Let's not tread too much on prismtale
: ((No just, imagine one of those fucking creation machines
: (('Ice soul aaaand Lightning soul!'
Barchar: Icy body, but the ends if the limbs turn into lightning
: ((You get someone made of ice that crackles with Zues' boner
Schyroton: ((now, is each monster different in terms of their element?
Barchar: Okay Fuck it yeah they're at least partially made of it
Barchar: I think that most monsters are a null element
: ((I'd like to think they all kinda
: ((Stick to their areas
: ((Ice/Water ones in Snowdin
: ((Etc
Barchar: But stronger ones (I.E. Ones you fight) have actual elements
: ((Yeah
Schyroton: ((yknow would that... would that make mettaton fire bc he lives in hotland or water bc hes from waterfall
: ((Or electric
: ((Cause he hangs around the core
Barchar: Electric
Barchar: Because roht
Barchar: Robt*
: ((It would explain what Napsta can drown people in tears
Schyroton: ((ok, thats all i need to know for what ill eventually worm myself into
Schyroton: ((but yeah
Barchar: I imagine that having a certain element can make you weaker with other things
Barchar: Like, a purple soul is worse with healing magic
: ((You think that humans can sorta
Schyroton: ((...electricity and water are a VERY dangerous combination
: ((Keep a regular human form
: ((And then completely change their fucking arm into a fist made of fire
Schyroton: ((yes
Barchar: Ooh, yes.
Barchar: Orange souls suck at delicate work
: ((Cyans are adept at delicate work on the other hand.
Barchar: Cyan souls can't stand the heat at all, and vice versa for red and cold
: ((There's probably 'pit stops' across the underground
: ((Grillby's might be one of them for fire souls trying to get through Snowdin
Barchar: A really adept red soul is gonna look like a moron, because they have to wear a long sleeve shirt at anything under 80 degrees farenheight
Schyroton: ((yellow souls are bad with patience and careful/delicate shit, and can't stand getting wet, but they're fast, powerful, and precise when they need to be
: ((How would the Frosk and Charcoal synergy work
Barchar: Green souls SUUUUCK at actual foghting
: ((Then Undyne is impressive af
Barchar: Like, the passive shit they can do, healing they can do, but in any fight they're basically screwed unless their opponent is really weak or another green soul
: ((You think soul magic might be really damn serious in Elementale
: ((Papyrus being able to swap you to a sudden water elemental
: ((WOuld be catostrophic
Barchar: Oh, yeah, that's like
Barchar: If somebody waved a spear over you and changed your entire freaking lifestyle
Muffet: "Ahuhuhu have some tea Bitch"
NToriel: ((Shit
NToriel: ((Reborn has the best crashes ever
NToriel: ((Because you can save your game before it crashes
: ((ikr
: ((Being able to save at a button press
NToriel: ((No it prompts you if you wanna save before it restarts
NToriel: ((It knows when its crashing
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Barchar: I imagine that frosk and charcoal are probably less like your regular 'ol ghost possession and more like...more like a fusion
: ((...That actually sounds really wicked
: ((You think souls kind of 'return to nature'
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: ((Because they are ELEMENTals
Barchar: Hm?
: ((Like, when Charcoal died
: ((Their soul didn't dissapear or anything, it just, sunk into the flowers
Schyroton: ((yes
: ((And probably made Frosk's life suck when they landed on a burning flowerbed
Barchar: Ooh I like that
Barchar: I thought you fuckin meant like
Barchar: The souls went off and turned into tiny little elemental beasts or some shit
: ((Like you know when you kill a L4D spitter
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: ((And it leaves a pool of acid
Barchar: Yeah
: ((Humans do that shit when they die except it lasts for-fucking-ever
Barchar: That's what happens when you kill a purple soul
: ((Cyans will freeze over their tombstone
Barchar: Green souls just leave a flower bed, and the worst things they do is like
Barchar: A bit of poison ivy
: ((Maybe particularily powerful ones like
: ((Grow a tree
Barchar: Yeah
Barchar: Like, if you kill undyne
Barchar: You've got a fuckin great deku tree to get around to continue on to hotland
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: ((Meaning Frosk probably landed
: ((Right into the fucking fires of hell
: ((And accidently grabbed Charcoal's soul by digging down into the center of it
Barchar: And then two seconds later
: ((And that's how the 'fusion' happened
Barchar: There's this other fucking Bitch in her body
Barchar: Charcoal "'ey yo wassup how you doin'"
: ((They'd probably be a lot more er
: ((Symbiotic?
Barchar: Frosk: "Kill me"
: ((Than Prismtale
Barchar: Yeah
Barchar: Like
Barchar: Prismtale is two people in one body
Barchar: There's a clear split, 100%
Barchar: Less so here
: ((Like there's clearly defined parts
: ((But there's a bit of a part
: ((Where Frosk ends and Charcoal begins
Barchar: I more meant mentally
: ((I know
: ((I mean like, you can tell exactly when one of them is more dominant
Barchar: Ah
: ((Frosk wouldn't ever go near a hot pan
: ((But sometimes you go like 'wait is that charcoal or Frosk there'
Barchar: I do think that it's less like frism and chalor, where it's always one person driving and another in the back seat
: ((Fuck it, maybe they've got extra limbs or some shit if you wanna go for the SU version of fusion
Barchar: Partially St least because there's no manipulation involved in one of them, say, talking out loud while the other is out, that kind of thing
: ((And not the cool DBZ fusion
NToriel: ((Aha, now I have glameow
NToriel: ((Too bad I already have teddiursa
NToriel: ((Which is better in every way
: ((Peridot ward?
: ((When it rains, go to the place where you first started
Peri: wha
: ((You can get a Numel if you have POkesneax
: ((It hits like six trucks and can have some fucking rad egg moves
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NToriel: ((You get glameow in obsidia
NToriel: ((Wowee
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NToriel: ((You mean the train station?
: ((yeah
Mettaschyro: ((su style fusion is fuckin beautiful fuck off
Barchar: Yeah Su style fusion is good Fuck you and your implications
: ((I ain't saying it's bad
: ((I'm saying it's infinitely lamer than gogeta
Barchar: If I had a shortcut for muffell I'd use it
Schyroton: ((fuck gogeta
Schyroton: ((i thought you were ace
Fellby: ((gogurta
: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/a/ab/400025.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/270?cb=20160721212813
Barchar: Bitch Gogeta is a mishmashed pretty boy
: ((I may be ace but I can appreciate abs
Fellby: ((it's two am and that's all that cme to my mind
Fellby: ((just
: ((And I wouldn't literally fuck it
Fellby: (("gogurta"
Barchar: But nah it'd be a dbz fusion more
Smolapeño: (what's a gogeta)
Barchar: This is on the ball side of Steven ball z
: https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/904b037b-851e-436c-a883-05890c6221eb_2.c042b45d2718cb94461b84749126e5f3.jpeg
: ((I'd think Frosk would be the one mainly in control
: ((And occasionally just, find themselves doing something
: ((Really
: ((Out of character
Fellby: ((... okay the gogurt on that package is very suggestive, i think
Barchar: Okay, so wait, who should be playing who here
Schyroton: ((semirelated: gogeta mustve taken vegetas terrible fashion sense
: ((We could just both make a Frosk shortcut
: ((And see how much of a trainwreck that is with two mindsets going at once
Barchar: Ooh, I'm down with that
: ((Me and Frisky did it once
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Gemini: It was pretty fun.
Fellby: ((hell, me and mv are kind of doing it with grillby
Barchar: 43 what
: Until we kind of
Frosk: ohai
Gemini: Blew our cover
: During Reborn
Gemini: Like assholes
Barchar: What
Barchar: I don't understand
Gemini: yee
: haw
Grillby: -Stoic fireman or sassmaster fireman? Who knows.-
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Barchar: Why not both?
Barchar: I like the idea that these are actually three grillbys in one body
Grillby: -Well he's bound to have some mental issues-
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Barchar: You've got stoic, you've got sassmaster, and then you've got this super shy fucker that basically never does anything, which is Grillby on the like two times I've played him
: What's up, Azzmaster
Grillby: -Everyone he knew and loved died-
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Grillby: -And his ex, who he still has feelings for, is prancing around with his husband.-
: Just a generic alt till ZE becomes a thing again
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Barchar: Grillby made two tulpas of himself to keep him company
Barchar: But which was the original
: ((So should we boht just make a Frosk shortcut
: ((And try to fucking
: ((Two-man puppet this character
Grillby: -This one gives very few shits and is nihilistic.-
Grillby: -This one is too depressed to care, most of the time.-
Grillby: -I think he's starting to improve a bit-
Frillby: This one has only had the company of a goatmom for ten years ever since their bar got launched into space.
Barchar: -And then mine is just like 'just give them the food it's cool you're cool'-
Frosk: this can only go wrong in ten ways at least
Frosk: let's do it
Frosk: Snow glows white on the mountain tonight.
Schyroton: ((guys since magnetism is related to elegtricity can the mettaton be magneton
Frosk: Let it go! LET IT GO!
Barchar: Yes.
Frosk: [color=red]BURN IT ALL[/color]
Schyroton: ((honestly id get too confused
Frosk: This is already amazing.
NToriel: ((Bitch
NToriel: ((That's my blue
Schyroton: ((frozone>elsa
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Frosk: so apparently my half of frosk is angry as fufk
Frosk: is that the side affected by charcoal? Who the Fuck knows
Frosk: I thought I was the charcoal aren't we supposed to be [color=rainbow]happy[/color]
Frosk: Cheer up pally pal
Volttaton: ((volttaton used lock on, then zap cannon
Fellby: -Whatever the case is, he's already fallen asleep on the closest available person.-
Frosk: "No Fuck you you say 'pally lal' who does that
: (( "The girl turned to me again, dusting off the same old yellow and green sweatshirt she had been wearing for an insignificant amount of time. 'I love you,' she said. 'Kiss me.'"
Schyroton: has fallen asleep while hugging Barchar.
: (( So I've encountered a problem
Muffet: probably her. She's wrapped that side of arms around him, still petting brabcrab
Literally Satan: In the night, when all the children are sound asleep.
Schyroton: ((im slowly accumulating a rainbow of mettatons
Literally Satan: Satan's about.
: Cadence: You have (1) one new war request.
Literally Satan: As he slooowly sets about replacing everyone's clothes with t-rex costumes.
Literally Satan: Even got a four-armed one.
Barchar: as somebody who's not asleep, she'd normally challenge this
Schyroton: ((i have red, yellow, green, lilac, orchid, magenta, pale greyish pink
: Cadence: from Spagett
: Cadence: accept: [y/n]
: [N]
Schyroton: i'm imagining a t-rex kigurumi
: [Send Ally Request]
Barchar: she, however, is kind fucked as far as action goes so she just glares
: Cadence: "Allies with Spagett."
Barchar: [We must ally with spagett]
Barchar: [And he will spook our enemiea]
Literally Satan: he shakes one at BC.
: Cadence: You are now allies with Spagett
: [Send Spagett to spook Zebraspace]
: [color=orange]Spagett: [i]SPAGETT[/i][/color]
: Cadence: Sending Spagett to Zebraspace.
Barchar: YES
Barchar: "Don't. Please. I'm injured."
Literally Satan: He just, snaps his finger.
Literally Satan: You're now t-rex.
Fellby: shifts a little.
Barchar: "Damn you."
Literally Satan: "Been there, done that."
Schyroton: i'm, again, imagining a t-rex kigurumi with four arms
Fellby: -And now he's awake.-
Schyroton: ((muffet gets a sexy t-rex costume.tyrannosaurus sex
Barchar: I'm imagining the tomodachi life one
Schyroton: is whirring softly in his sleep. Nerd.
: [color=orange]Spagett: http://i.imgur.com/9s7Ral5.png[/color]
Fellby: "... Wh am I in a T-rex costume?"
Barchar: Spook them good spagett
Barchar: "Satan."
Fellby: "Oh."
Burgrillpants: -He peeks out, seeing that things have gotten quiet. He almost says something, but gets spooked and shuts the door. What a... scaredy cat-
Fellby: unzips the top half of his costume.
: Cadence: Spagett is not getting any action
Literally Satan: the zipper is stuck
Literally Satan: These are costumes from hell.
Drakon: [Satan I want a costume too]
Fellby: -Well he burns it off then.-
Literally Satan: Look behind you.
Literally Satan: it's fireproof.
Literally Satan: These are costumes from hell
Literally Satan: [Look behind you]
Drakon: he looks behind himself
Fellby: -Dickbag-
Literally Satan: T-Rex costume for Drakon
Drakon: [Thank you]
: (( Fell Spagett
: (( Alt Spagett
Schyroton: 's probably fits beautifully except in the legs. Those probably stop mid-thigh.
: (( I wonder what fell spagett is like
Barchar: (I'm gonna go to sleep)
Schyroton: ((gn
: (( He wears a purple polo instead of a red one
: (( gn
Barchar: (I Bieber in you spagett)
Barchar: BELIEVE
Barchar: BELIEVE
Schyroton: ((im also going to bed, gn
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: Cadence: Spagett had a very small success rate
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: (( uh
: (( Is the reverie rank actually the c-cop rank? http://i.imgur.com/W3TiFAp.png
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NToriel: ((No
NToriel: ((I have no idea what that is
NToriel: ((There's a 'Shoe' role
: (( well frisky has it too
: (( I wonder if it's just anybody from here
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: Oh god
: I found the worst copypasta
: "I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door…"
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]What. [color=red]]][/color]
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Smash: (( Damn, I missed funny shit
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Apparently NL wants to kill dogs and AP wants to watch them fuck [color=red]]][/color]
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NToriel: ((Why do I write worse in the morning than at 3 am
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Slar: 𝓘𝓣'𝓢 𝓑𝓞𝓝𝓓𝓘𝓝𝓖 𝓣𝓘𝓜𝓔 [color=red]]][/color]
NToriel: ((https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/eyJ1cmwiOiJodHRwOi8vaS5pbWd1ci5jb20vYzQybUpIeS5qcGcifQ.-gUMkvkwO0hxpeFs_QQQTjd8epk
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]"Brave Bird Edition" "If rock type appears leave like a coward" [color=red]]][/color]
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Barchar: (>it's bonding time)
Bondertale: (u facking)
Frisk: (wot m8)
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: ((Ay
Barchar: (Hi Frisky)
: ((So, it's a really fucking bright day here in Florida
: ((The Sun is fucking hell if you don't have shades on
Barchar: (Glad I'm not there anymore)
: ((Seriously though it's nice here
: ((Motherfucking beaches
: ((Though I like going to other places
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Wallace: ((Hi bee
: ((No beaches today fam))
: ((King tide))
: ((Like I'm that type of person that always wants to go somewhere
: ((Rip tides are fucked))
: ((I'm not going to the beach
: ((Well yeah buts I'm just saying))
: ((Gotcha
: ((Butts))
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Wallace: is still him
Endling Asriel: -Is still him.-
: ((I finished little inferno for like the third time today but I got all the combos))
Barchar: (What should Guy Fieri say when he's mad)
: ((It's honestly dissapointing how long it took to get the yellow brick road combo))
Wallace: ((I'm playing reborn gambling
Wallace: ((Aka
Wallace: ((Minesweeper
Wallace: ((For pokemon
: ((Wait minesweeper))
: ((Literally minesweeper?))
Wallace: ((Voltorb flip
Wallace: ((Glorified minesweeper
Wallace: wakes up, kinda feeling bad about still being there
: ((Okay so is it minesweeper but the mines are Voltorbs and the normal spaces are poke balls or something))
: ((Cause that's a terrible gambling game, unless they throw luck into it))
Endling Asriel: -He is asleep.-
Endling Asriel: -Still.-
: ((I'm probably gonna DC soon cause phone is gonna die
: ((So that's what happened if I cut out randomly))
Wallace: ((http://imgur.com/a/M2S5D
Wallace: ((Rarely do you ever guess anything
Wallace: ((It's a number game
: ((Oh))
Wallace: ((Which is terrible for gambling, but it's an easy way to get coins
: ((Well yeah, I'd expect slots or something))
: ((Or at least like, higher or lower))
Wallace: ((There are slots too
: ((Why would you play slots))
Wallace: ((But they pay worse, are harder
: ((Why would you ever))
Wallace: ((And aren't mildly interesting
: ((Literally pointless))
Wallace: smiles and pets the gote a bit
Endling Asriel: -He wakes up.-
Endling Asriel: -1% battery left.-
Endling Asriel: -Rip-
Wallace: "Oh, sorry."
Endling Asriel: "...Morning."
Wallace: ((Hell yeah I beat level 4
Wallace: ((214 coins
: ((I saved the day))
: ((And found a charger))
: ((Correction))
: ((I found an outlet))
Wallace: ((Yay
Wallace: "Good morning"
Wallace: seems kinda.. bummed
Endling Asriel: "...Something wrong?"
Wallace: "Just.. been a few days."
Endling Asriel: "Since what?"
Wallace: "I've been in the body."
Endling Asriel: "...I'm sure she'll come back."
Wallace: "Yeah just.. yeah."
Endling Asriel: "Did you not want her too...?"
Wallace: "No no, I was just a bit worried."
Endling Asriel: "Okay... she'll be fine, I'm sure..."
Wallace: nods
Barchar: (drawfee is the fucvking best channel ever)
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: i have a character command for spagett, what the fuck is my life
Barchar: SPAGETT
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Smash: [color=#fffffe]OMG, YOU SAW THAT TOO[/color]
Wallace: "You wanna get up?"
Endling Asriel: -He nods.-
Wallace: he sits up and gets outta bed
Endling Asriel: -He does too.-
Wallace: and he heads down
Barchar: (Bloo has been spooked by Spagett)
Endling Asriel: -He follows. Hywel is eating lunch.-
Barchar: ("Is not scary. Is just....abnormal")
Wallace: "Hey Hywel."
Hywel: "Hello."
: (( So the symbol I always use is the shape of a B-2 spirit
: (( I made a picture of it involving some aesthetics
: (( this one http://i.imgur.com/CRnrMVB.png
Wallace: "So um.. Asriel said you wanted to talk?"
Hywel: "I don't think I told him that."
Hywel: "But we can talk if you'd like to."
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Wallace: "It's fine if you don't want to."
Hywel: "That's not what I asked."
Hywel: "I asked if you'd like to."
Wallace: "Sure?"
Hywel: "Well, sit down, and we can talk."
Wallace: sits down
Hywel: "Is here anything that you wanted to talk about?"
Wallace: "Um.. I dunno?"
Wallace: "Sorry for um.. taking your bed."
Hywel: "I let you."
Hywel: "Use the bed, so."
Hywel: "It's fine."
Wallace: "Ok.."
Wallace: "What are you doing?"
Hywel: "Eating lunch."
Wallace: "What's that?"
Hywel: "..."
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Hywel: -He gets him food.-
Wallace: looks at it
Hywel: "You put in it your mouth and chew."
Hywel: -He explains to him the whole thing about eating.-
Wallace: "..."
Wallace: looks like he thinks it's super gross
Hywel: "...What's with that face?"
Wallace: "That sounds nasty."
Barchar: (Wait they're not here shit)
Hywel: "Okay, here's something simplified. If you don't eat, the body dies."
Hywel: "Fanta already doesn't eat enough."
Hywel: "So eat, else you can literally die."
Wallace: "But.. it's so.. weird"
Hywel: "Do you prefer dying?"
Wallace: "No."
Syphon: Hello
Hywel: "Then eat."
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Syphon: Might not be here later today, celebrating canadian thanksgiving
Wallace: he slowly, slowly takes a bite of the food
Hywel: "Plus it tastes good."
Wallace: he looks absolutely grossed out
: (( Spagett: spooker and messenger
Hywel: "Wallace, what's gross about it?"
Hywel: "And how the hell did you know what an erection meant but not what eating was?"
Wallace: "I don't know!"
Wallace: "Things shouldn't go in your mouth, it's weird!"
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Hywel: "Uhh, yeah, things go into your mouth all the time."
Hywel: "In fact that's like one of the main reasons it's there."
Hywel: "Breathing, Eating."
Hywel: "Saliva is used to break down food while you chew."
: (( The whole war request system is so easy to understand and Zebraspace doesn't get it
Barchar: (what's not to get)
: ((Where and what is Zebra space because I've been lost for a while))
Syphon: It's a thing on /r/undertale I think
Syphon: The discord that is
: I'm going to make an eight-minute film explaining it
: ((Okay))
Barchar: (r/undertale split off from the regular rp room to make one for the 'elites')
Barchar: (Bascally the exact same thing as the regular r/undertale except now it's damn near impossible for them to get new blood)
Barchar: (which is always healthy for rp!)
: ((They don't let people in?))
: ((Unless they've been there for a while?))
: (( Fuck, I got in for lurking and vaporwave memes
Barchar: (I think just if they like you)
: ((Isolation of people under a few people's favoritism then))
: ((I wouldn't be surprised if they died out before we did))
: (( The main roleplay channel on /r/undertale is already dead because one of the main characters moved to zebra
: ((So essentially they are not letting new people RP because they don't know how good they are or what they'll do))
: ((That's uh))
: ((Kinda fucking rude))
: (( not ok
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: ((I should join the main one and maybe try to be encouraging and nice to people))
: (( No
Barchar: (They can totally rp and prove themselves in the super dead main rp though!)
Syphon: Hi Laharl
Barchar: (/s)
: (( Say Laharl recommended you
: ((Would I get into ZebraSpace that way))
: ((Yeah actually
: ((It's worked for Frisky
: ((That's not what I want tho))
: ((Just go up to Tangy and say 'I'm with Reverie'
: ((You'll get the Reverie role and be put in the server
: ((Wow okay))
: (( I think everybody there sees me as the lurking vaporwave artist
: ((But then I'd practically abandon those in the normal chat before I even say anything))
: ((Actually, bloo
: ((Everyone sees you as the female lurking vaporwave artist
: (( le kek
: ((I feel like the moderators there don't know how to moderate))
: ((Unless it's only Tangy))
: (( They rarely have to moderate. ZS is a huge circlejerk most of the time
: ((I'm more of a moderator than any of the 'mods' at this point
: ((Just because I can use proper punctuation and people listen to me when I tell them to cut their shit or get cut
: (( I will literally make a whole video dissing someone if I have to
: ((Oh I'd be a great moderator))
: ((I'm annoying to people, cause I always point out when what they're doing is wrong))
: ((Like I have a few friends))
: ((Character Cops is great cause it lets us go right past the character
: ((And fucking ruin the RPer
: (( and say it's satire
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: ((And if they get salty they gave us permission to do it, and it's 'satire'
Barchar: ("IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO")
: ((Yeah, so essentially bullying someone with the excuse of it being a "joke"))
: (( That's what content cop is
: ((I get the concept, I've seen content cop))
: (( Except idubbbz actually means it
: ((No IDubbz doesn't do it as a joke))
Wallace: ((Neither do we
: ((The only jabs we've thrown that actually meant for the RPer aside from side swipes at Tangy
: ((Are going to be Matik.
: (( Matik is just
: (( Not okay
: ((I'm gonna quote this fucker
: (( I rarely actually see him doing any RP
: ((The problem is that If I were a moderator))
: ((Based on other communities I've been in))
Wallace: ((Ice is actually kinda good
: ((Ice is chill as hell
: ((Heh
Wallace: is eating the food, absolutely disgusted
Hywel: "..."
Wallace: ((Also, are any of the pokemon at the game corner worth getting or should I just get the TMs and never come back
: ((Lets see
: ((You can break early game with a dratini
: ((I'd probably dislike CC))
: ((LolDragonRage
Wallace: ((You don't get a dratini
: ((Oh
: ((What mons do you get in soulsilver again?
Wallace: ((You get a shinx, slugma, and something else I don't remembe-
Wallace: ((This is reborn
: ((OH
: ((Heres a tip
: ((You know hidden items?
Wallace: ((Yeah?
: ((Just go across the game corner
: ((And press z on every tile
Wallace: ((I already got like
Wallace: ((695 from that
: ((Yeah
: ((Okay, so...
: ((Slugma, Shinx, and?
Wallace: ((1 sec
Wallace: ((I have around 4000 coins from voltorb flip
Wallace: ((Nidoran
Wallace: ((M
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: ((Okay, so
: ((Slugma if you don't have a fire type, buuut you've got combusken
: ((SHinx is outclassed by Zebstrika
: ((So i'd suggest you just. Get the Nidoran if you're desperate for a really good poison
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Wallace: ((I can go fishing for grimer if I need poisom
Wallace: ((I am good on fire types
Wallace: ((Blitzle has flame charge, combusken too, and pansear with incinerate
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Wallace: ((Which is my go to for shelly
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: ((I've got a goldeen, shiny charmander, and a grimer
: ((I'm doing a gen 1 only run
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Syphon: Where do I go after I beat the electric gym
Syphon: I beat it yesterday and don't remember what Victoria said
Wallace: ((Opal ward
: ((By the way guys
Syphon: Alright thanks
: ((Do you have the map of peridot ward
: ((Fucking memorized yet
Wallace: ((Yeah
Syphon: For the most part yes
: ((Reborn is the only game where by the end of it
: ((You'll be able to write an arc on every location
: ((Cause you know exactly where everything is
Wallace: ((I got teddiursa lol
: ((Cause you run around all the fucking time
Wallace: ((Surskit is slowly getting really bad
Wallace: ((While pansear is being great
Syphon: How long will Cherubi be good for because as of now they're a god
: ((here's the thing Slar
: ((Surskit gets its good moves early on and that gives it an 'edge'
: ((Also, Cherubi is capable until like, Corey
: ((Pansear only has incinerate until level like, 15
: ((Simisear is a UU Special sweeper
: ((Masquerain is an RU gimmick bug type that learns surf
Wallace: ((See, I know now that fire fucks the first 4ish gyms
: ((Why do you think I chose charmander
Wallace: ((Idk, i have a hardon for speed boost
Wallace: ((Hence why I wanted torchic
: ((Here's why I chose charmander
: ((Level 16
: ((Dragon Rage
: ((Also known as 'lol fuck u cradily'
Wallace: ((Debating raising the happiny
Wallace: ((Because i need a wall
: ((Don't
: ((In competitive, chansey and blissey are good shit
: ((Cause they don't need to attack and can use status
: ((You're not gonna get toxic and egg moves for a DAMN long time
: ((Reborn is a game whee
: ((Offense is the best Defense
: ((And bulk is a nice side benefit
Wallace: ((Does shelly have any genderless pokemon
Syphon: oh
Syphon: it crashed
Syphon: okay
: ((No
Wallace: ((So attract could fuck her up
Syphon: and I can't reopen.
Syphon: Fuck.
: ((You're better off using the growlithe
: ((And lighting her field up
Wallace: ((More fire types
: ((You'll never have enough fire types
: ((For Shelly
: ((Also Growlithe>Pansear
Wallace: ((Numel, combusken, growlithe, pansear, zebstrika
Syphon: Well that was fun while it lasted
: ((Welp
: ((Time to fuck up Fern
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Fellby: ((hello am here
Fellby: ((i did a bit of reworking on my pokemon decks
Syphon: Hi Chime
Barchar: (cool)
Fellby: ((still looking for a gengar ex that doesn't cost an arm and a leg
: ((So chime
: ((I thought you same Hello Ame Here
: ((And the gengar line fucked me up ever further
: ((Cause the creator of Reborn is Ame, and her signature pokemon is Gengar
Fellby: ((yes i've been Ame the entire time
Fellby: ((it's nice to know we share the same taste in pokemon though
Barchar: (She named her persona after amethyst)
: http://prntscr.com/cv38d0 Okay, lets play a game
: One of these green-hairs is Miss Boomy
: One of them is an emotionless robotic person
: And the other is a swag jockey
: Which one is which?
Syphon: Boomy is left
: ((Shut up you've played the game
Syphon: okay
Barchar: Dandere on the bottom, swag on the right, boom on the left
Syphon: Also Laharl is there any way I can fix the game
Barchar: Because a boomy girl can't have dull colored hair
Barchar: that's just wrong
Syphon: It crashed and when I reopen it says 'The parameter is incorrect.'
: ((idk tri, reinstall
: ((Your svae file is still saved if you get a new copy
: ((Also, fdlame.
Syphon: Oh cool
: compatibility mode
: ((You got dandere and swag swapped
Barchar: (dammit)
Barchar: (that was like the one error i could have made at least)
Barchar: (Even if tri hadn't spoiled it, I knew that the bright haird one would have had to be explosion lady)
: ((The one in the middle is the player character
: ((I chose the blonde female, who's name is Alice.
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Tri, before you do that, does anyone know what file type a save file uses for reborn? [color=red]]][/color]
Barchar: (Alyss*)
Barchar: (Oh god, a pokemon game as her would be fucking torturous)
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Syphon: Restarting somehow fixed it
Syphon: Strange
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: (( the film I made explaining the war requests https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhJqXIkBG8o
Syphon: great
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: You have (1) one new message from Spagett
: read: [y/n]
Syphon: [y]
Barchar: [y]
: Spagett 10/16/2016: " https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JClN0nS-kVA/hqdefault.jpg "
Barchar: [Dammit, we've been spooked]
: [Reply: Good job Spagett.]
Syphon: spook
: Reply sent.
: [Good work in ZS, i'll be forwarding payment to your paypal]
: Spagett 10/16/2016: "Ok"
Barchar: [Flame_Warp 10/16/2016: "You should go spook the real R/Undertale. Post a video of you with Papyrus' head or something they'll eat it up"]
Syphon: Brb
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: ((I just wanna say
: ((The war request thing is fucking hilarious
: ((Especially considering nobody fuckin understands it
Barchar: (I understand it)
: (( The thing is, the war request is a bill wurtz reference
Wallace: finally ate the thing
Hywel: "That took a while."
: (( In history of japan there's a part where the sentence "(1) new war request" appears
Wallace: "That was the worst thing I've ever done."
: (( The fact that I had to make a whole video explaining it is great
Wallace: ((New walking dead is out
: (( wait what
Wallace: ((Let's see hos rick and the squad get out of this one
: (( oshit
Hywel: "Get used to it, it's not even something that I'm making you do, it's something that you have to do."
Hywel: "Or else you starve."
Wallace: sighs
Jules: The story behind the joke is.
Wallace: ((By that I mean the comic
Wallace: ((Not the shitty tv show
Jules: This guy created the war request system in 1995
: (( I don't watch the tv show
Fellby: ((now i'm shopping for more cards
: ((I don't watch or read the walking dead))
: ((Like playing cards?))
Spagett: [Ok]
Fellby: ((and by shopping i mean "angrily staring at a gengar ex listing on ebay"
: ((Pokémon cards okay))
Spagett: [im cuming back from zebra,, everyone there is wierd]
: [Alright]
: ((We've got like, the three types of pokemon players here
: ((COmpetitive, anime-watcher, and card-player
: ((Although we don't have a manga-reader
: (( four
: (( poke-fucker
: ((Four))
: ((Five))
: ((Played one Pokémon game all the way through))
Wallace: "That's so nasty."
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I hate college applications [color=red]]][/color]
Hywel: -He shrugs.-
: http://prntscr.com/cv3oiw Anyone who wanted to know what the Grand Hall looks like
Hywel: "Do you want some water."
Wallace: "What do I have to do with it?"
Hywel: "Drink it."
Barchar: (Don't forget casual player)
Barchar: (which is me)
Hywel: "It's really fine, you know. Nothing wrong about it."
Wallace: curls up his face instinctively
Barchar: (And poke-fucker isn't really a type of it's own, more a sup-type)
Barchar: (OH SHIT)
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Wait what? [color=red]]][/color]
Wallace: "No thanks."
Hywel: "You have to."
Hywel: "Without water you also die. Much quicker, too."
: (( It was saturn
Wallace: he takes the water and 'drinks it', he's not very good at drinking, so it spills on him a bunch
Hywel: "...Just drink as much as you can."
Wallace: "How the hell am I supposed to do this?"
Hywel: -He explains drinking.-
Wallace: ((I beat vyers
Wallace: drinks is slowly and carefully, shuddering afterwards
Hywel: "Good."
Wallace: "Eughh.."
Hywel: "That's it though. Just gotta do it again tonight."
Wallace: grumbles
Hywel: "You're meant to eat 3 times a day, and drink even more often."
Wallace: "That's stupid."
Hywel: "But it keeps you healthy. And not dead."
Wallace: flops his head onto the table
Hywel: "Sorry, I wouldn't make you eat if you didn't need to."
: (( fun fact
Hywel: "If Fanta was still an amalgamate, you wouldn't need to, but, that's not the case."
: (( cadence is a chara that stages wars
Wallace: "..."
Wallace: he thinks a bit
Hywel: "Fanta isn't becoming an Amalgamate."
Wallace: "I know."
Wallace: "But I know what that is."
Hywel: "Hmm:"
Wallace: "Why do I know that?"
Hywel: "Is that rhetorical."
Wallace: "No?"
Hywel: "Well how do you expect me to know?"
Wallace: "I dunno."
Hywel: -He shrugs.-
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Syphon: Back
Syphon: Do I go under the competitive list
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: These fucks are trying to ship Cadence with Saturn
Syphon: Wait I can get infinite Swirlix's from this
Syphon: wOW
Syphon: Wow
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Wallace: ((Time for more VO LTO R B FLI P
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]CLRBFP for short [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]VLRBFP* [color=red]]][/color]
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: Mfw my shiny luck swings back around
: And I get two modest mankeys
: Cadence will no longer make any appearances at ZS
Wallace: Mfw voltorb flip
: Because fuckers are trying to ship her with Saturn
: Only because she smiles a lot
: ((What
: ((If I put Pleinair
: ((in ZS
Wallace: Ship
: ((She's a kawaii anime girl with a disability
: ((She'd get shipped in two fucking minutes
Barchar: (Everyone: "HAVE MY BABIES")
Barchar: (Plenair: "...")
Pleinair: She isn't mute. She's just so fast she dodges spoken word.
Barchar: (It's not even a disabilty)
Fellby: ((plenair:[sub]heck[/sub]
Barchar: (She's got such good abilities that she just can't do something)
: ((That's most disgaea character
: (("Sure I can fix the problem"
: (("But it'll 'fix' every other problem in a fifty mile radius"))
: (( I need another character for ZS
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Wallace: ((Laharl do you see Matik's begging for CC
: ((What
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]What [color=red]]][/color]
Wallace: is around, probably watching tv with Asriel
Wallace: ((He's like
Wallace: ((Just fucking read eyeoftheshitstorm man
: ((Holy shit
: ((We're delaying tonights episode aren't we
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Wallace: ((Again
Wallace: ((I
Wallace: ((I've never seen Matik's character
Wallace: ((But
Wallace: ((Jesus fuck
: (( I don't know how matik's character is supposed to look
Fellby: ((hey, laharl, slarv
Fellby: ((is this jay: https://67.media.tumblr.com/cdc8046464acf19f58cc5fbda50b1068/tumblr_odu8hpNsfr1teodnho4_400.jpg
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]This is how I feel about my College Essay: "Either I'm doing this topic wrong, or I am beating the shit out of myself" [color=red]]][/color]
Wallace: ((Yes
Fellby: ((that's college, dd
Syphon: I just realized the gulpin I named gluttony has gluttony, huh
Barchar: (So now it's just redundant)
Syphon: Okay I'm glad you didn't say Y
Syphon: And it actually does, neat
Barchar: ...
Barchar: I
Barchar: Have you guys not noticed this yet
Syphon: I knew it looked like bacon but I never...really...thought about it I guess
Wallace: ((Laharl did you not know it was a y
Fellby: ((what the heck
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Barchar: look
Barchar: I like you both
Barchar: but you're fucking morons
Wallace: ((Hey laharl
Wallace: ((Xerneas
Wallace: ((Is supposed to look like an X
: ((Well that's fucking obvious
Barchar: Oh, I see that now. The antlers and then the fringe into the body
Barchar: I mean, I figured he PROBABLY did since Yveltal looked like a Y
Syphon: I see how Yveltal is a Y but I don't quite see how Xerneas is an X
Barchar: but I didn't quite get how
Syphon: Like I know it's supposed to be an X
Syphon: But I don't see where
Barchar: Like
Barchar: The antlers are one half
Barchar: and then the fringe at the base of his neck is the other
: The front legs too
Barchar: and the legs are just...there mostly
Barchar: How do those look like an x
Syphon: But that's not an X
: [u]Y[/u] tho
Syphon: The fringe goes up
: No
: The horns
: And the front legs
Wallace: fuck me
Syphon: OH
Wallace: i just
Barchar: but his stance isn't like it would make an x
Syphon: IS IN A Z
Syphon: FUCK
: http://circus-cinnamon.deviantart.com/art/Junkrat-the-Lycanroc-639871949
: How did you not fucking know that Tri
: I know it's OW and shit
Fellby: ((ooh shoot cthulu had a baby in my tomodachi
: But Lycanroc is the next furry
Fellby: ((I LOVE HIM
Syphon: Oh you know what
Syphon: Xerneas has X's in their eyes
: http://circus-cinnamon.deviantart.com/art/Junkrat-the-Lycanroc-639871949
Barchar: that really does just look like a furry doesn't it
Wallace: tfw you click the wrong file to send to your teacher
Wallace: And your essay on the literary theme of theft
Wallace: becomes http://imgur.com/a/klmht
: http://i.imgur.com/eQQyZqs.jpg
Syphon: 11/10
Syphon: Oh, the X [i]is[/i] the antlers and legs
Syphon: Not the fringes
: http://circus-cinnamon.deviantart.com/art/Junkrat-the-Lycanroc-639871949 BUT SERIOUSLY THIS IS JUST A FURRY
Syphon: I know, but it's supposed to be
Syphon: The fringes don't look like X's
: http://www.pokemon-sunmoon.com/media/uploads/sept_20_assets/lycanroc_midnight_form.png
Syphon: The fringes go up, it can't be an X
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]OK, so I now have to delay my ACT date by two months because it conflicts with something else. Really glad I didn't fully sign up for it yet [color=red]]][/color]
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: ((Bloo
: ((i've got a war request
Syphon: Gear Grind one-hit, the second one didn't even go off, and it wasn't a crit or super effective
Syphon: What the hell
: (( ?
Syphon: Reborn
Syphon: oh nvm whoops
: (( no, the war request
: ((Declare war on http://fellby.tumblr.com/
Syphon: [i]nice[/i]
: (( k
Fellby: ((wat
Barchar: (oh shit)
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Wallace: is watching tv
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Wallace: (("Fast forward a bit to not that long ago, i found my mentor's grave, along with the Dark Knight's soul crystal. I read the journal, charged the crystal, released Varia unto the world and stuck it to my soul. Then, i met Jay and developed a tiny crush on her."
Fellby: is just waking up. The fact that he is now 30 has just hit him.
Wallace: "Um.."
Colton: for some reason, he keeps saaying 'it's the' between each song
Frillby: "..."
Bartori: "..."
Fellby: "Mmmh..."
Syphon: mfw not even close to a pc and finds egg
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Barchar: she sighs, not having moved much
Wallace: ((AA later tonight
Wallace: ((That's a drowzee, tri
Wallace: ((Ignore it
Fellby: "Morning?"
: ((Actually
Syphon: Ah okay
Muffet: is still asleep
: ((The egg in the slums
: ((Can be either a Drowzee or a Ducklett
: ((Depending on your game.
Wallace: ((Oh
Syphon: Oh
Wallace: ((Ducklett is ok I guess
: ((It's like your secret egg mon for the growlithe
: WHy am I still listening to
: I'd Like To Teach The World To Fap
: On loop
Muffet: she's still hugging Fellby, but she managed to fall asleep on BC instead
Wallace: There's worse things to listen to
Wallace: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9TpRfDdyU0
Wallace: OH YEAH
: ((I'm putting Pink Lemonade back on
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]It could be worse [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Alright I can't find the song I was talking about after searching up an extremely racist song title [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]rip [color=red]]][/color]
Syphon: Rip
Fellby: ((dude i could make a playlist of wierd fruit songs
: ((Eat it up
Fellby: ((watermelon, do you want a banana, apple pen pinapple pen
Fellby: ((fruit salad
: ew, pen pineapple apple pen
Frillby: They try to kind of, ignore the randomness in the bar.
Frillby: And go back to chatting with BT.
Fellby: lazily strokes his wife's hair.
Wallace: ((5218 coins
: ((Dude
: ((You're a fucking masochist
Wallace: ((I'm gonna get all the tms
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Wallace: ((Gonna take a break to draw another miyu
: ((And play up till Florinia
Muffet: she's not awake, but she makes a small noise of appreciation
Fellby: smiles.
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Barchar: she makes a little laughing sound, looking up at Muffet and Fellby. She sighs. "Man, being hurt sucks."
Fellby: "You can say that again."
Wallace: still tv
Wallace: ((I know ur gonna love this skin laharl
: (( I'm dropping Zebraspace from the war request program
: (( The war request program is getting shut down
Syphon: Since when did acid spray have 100% chance of lowering
Syphon: And by 2
Endling Asriel: -He's probably watching Tv too.-
: ((Is it trump
Barchar: (Awww, I liked the war request program)
: ((Oh yeah, Reborn has a couple differences
: ((They made moves like Ally swap actually good
Syphon: No, Showdown says it's like that too
Syphon: And Bulbapedia
: ((Shit boys, just wrote the most basic thing ever, using a Microsoft tutorial))
Syphon: Oh god
Syphon: It's the Pokeman Gang
Syphon: And my luck is in the negatives
Barchar: good luck
: ((Scrafties?
: ((I just beat them
Syphon: Yes
Syphon: They're not difficult
Syphon: But my luck is absolute shit
Syphon: I missed a fuckton of leech seeds and Gulpin hit itself constantly
Syphon: Pokeman Gang has been beaten
Spagett: SPAGETT
: When you get to coral war-SHIT SPOOKY
: When you get to coral ward
: Don't talk to Amaria immediately
: She's the blue-haired girl
: Heal first.
Syphon: Yep
: You're gonna get into a fucking hard fight with Cain
: If the nidorino gets a focus energy up he'll be critting more than six watsky albums
Wallace: Ok so that fight pissed me off
Wallace: It wasn't that hard for me
Barchar: oh shit
Wallace: But I had teddiursa
Barchar: i got spooked
Barchar: by spagett
Wallace: Doing fure swipes
Wallace: And he missed 8 times
Syphon: Time to fite
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Fellby: pulls a cigarette from his pocket.
Wallace: ((Darn
Wallace: ((I lost voltorb flip
Wallace: ((Also, AA later tonight
Wallace: is happy
Syphon: Well that was easy
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Syphon: And now I have a Skitty
Wallace: Skitty is shit
Syphon: Yes
Wallace: http://www.smogon.com/dex/xy/pokemon/delcatty/
Syphon: Wow
Syphon: The person who made that
: http://prntscr.com/cv5bvj
Syphon: [i]what[/i]
Syphon: spoilers
Wallace: ((I got to level 7 once in voltorb flip
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Fellby: ((hi mv
Syphon: Hi MV
Schyroton: ((yo
Fellby: is in the bar.
Barchar: hasn't really moved at all since last night
Muffet: is asleep still
Schyroton: is asleep still as well, still holding Barchar, though his grip has loosened.
Fellby: idly plays with Muffet's hair still.
Schyroton: is also still in the t-rex getup.
Syphon: He is also asleep...though alone on the couch.
Fellby: -Oh shit i forgot about the t-rex shit-
Fellby: goes home to change out of that.
Burgrillpants: -He quietly sneaks down for something to eat, keeping an eye on the group of now three. As usual, he's tense.-
Fellby: -He comes back in a black pair of slacks, a slate-grey shirt, and a dark purple vest.-
Barchar: she waves at Burgerpants
Burgrillpants: -He waves back, though stays as quiet as possible. He's only here for a few minutes. He mouths, 'don't bring attention to me'.-
Syphon: Oh shit it's dat Zel
Barchar: she shrugs. 'Aight'.
Fellby: quietly sits next to Muffet again.
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Wallace: ((Meme songs are the only thing keeping me sane during this
Syphon: Oh shit it's dat fucking abomination
Schyroton: moves a tiny bit.
: ((Yee haw
Syphon: Hi Meme
: ((Abomination is my favorite pokemon
Burgrillpants: -He immediately runs up to the attic upon getting the food and paying. He's already dealt with one Mettaton, he's not going to be quick to trust another.-
Syphon: Well that was also easy
Syphon: Gulpin OP
Fellby: ((all that i've fed nathan drake is a banana split, a gummy candy, and a hard boiled egg
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Barchar: (I haven't fed him at all yet)
Barchar: (I basically only feed my islanders if they tell me too)
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Schyroton: wakes up from the door slamming. "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Fellby: "Hey Schyro."
Syphon: Florini or whatever is going to be the only female who doesn't use a tilde, I'm calling it
: ((Well, Its got a pinecone for a body. It's uh, wearin' a fez, And it's got that one, staring, unblinking eye that reminding you that this creature lives in never-ending, ceaseless agony.
Schyroton: Gghh... h-hhhi.
Barchar: "Morning, Schyro."
Schyroton: unhugs Brabcrab.
Muffet: the excessive exclamation points wake the succubus. she recoils from on top of Barchar. "OH MY GOD DID ANY-"
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Barchar: "No, no, I'm fine, relax."
Muffet: she sighs. "Oh, good."
Fellby: "And hello, Muffet!"
Schyroton: S-ssssorry...
Fellby: kisses her on the cheek.
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Wallace: ((https://images-1.discordapp.net/.eJwFwVsOhCAMAMC7cADKQ4p4G4IEzWpLoMaPzd59Z77qGZfa1CHS5wawn7Pw2PUUHrlV3ZjbVXM_py58QxbJ5bgryQQb0mIwYbTOBmsWY8D56N0aMPiYEO3qEB76EL-kOzX1-wMGSSLa.lsAgcSb2Yc9TW6EMRhhrul_1n1k
Wallace: ((I hate
Wallace: ((This game
Schyroton: I jujust... got shshocked by a sssudden noioise.
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Schyroton: looks down. "...Whhy am I wewearing this."
Fellby: "I dunno."
Barchar: "Satan."
Schyroton: ...
Muffet: she looks down. "What the hell?"
Muffet: "Where did he even get a six arm-"
Schyroton: just. Removes it.
Schyroton: Hhe got one wiwith fourr.
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Fellby: "You look cute in it, Muffet."
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Muffet: "Not helping, cheri." she gets up. "I'll be back."
Fellby: "Okay."
Schyroton: Sso. Can sosomeonne explain whhhy a door wawas slammmed?
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Muffet: she does, indeed, come back, with her normal outfit. "Ugh."
Barchar: She shrugs. "doors get slammed. Not much to worry about."
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Schyroton: A-aaalriright..
Wallace: ((Alright
Wallace: ((2/3 of the way there
Wallace: ((I'm dead inside
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: ((Who is in the var))
: ((Bat))
: !-4
: Bat
Syphon: great
Fellby: pops a cigarette in his mouth.
Schyroton: ((nobodys fucking rouge
Fellby: is also in the bar.
Syphon: How did you even fucking manage to do !-4
Syphon: He is in the bar, but sleep
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Syphon: Ah
Frillby: They're in the bar, sitting in the back and chatting with BT.
: ((Also I'm back at my situation))
: ((Basically))
Schyroton: ((in bar: fellby, muffet, schyro, barchar, grillby, frillby, bartori, and burgrillpants is in the attic
Wallace: ((>clicks on a row with 5 bombs
: ((I'm making a Frisk but I can't just name them Frisk cause there already is one))
Wallace: ((Fkcuijaisak
: ((DO they have a gimmick
: ((The problem is that they don't))
Syphon: NormalFrisk
: [i]Frisk[/i]
Wallace: ((That frisky says they don't like rping
: ((That's true))
Schyroton: ((Fri2k
Syphon: Fr1sk
: ((Frick))
Schyroton: ((fuck
Syphon: But that's shitpost frisk
Howdy: also Howdy is here
: ((I can't see Fr1sk without thinking Firsk))
: You fucking fuckers fucking fucked it
: fuck
Syphon: Frlsk
: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/159406967121510400/237322076510355456/unknown.png Also
: This is a thing
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: ((I'll just hope Frisky comes soon and ask them))
Syphon: I am really bad at keeping track of where to go in Reborn
Syphon: I beat ZEL what do
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Wallace: ((LAharl
Wallace: ((I demand
Wallace: ((Literally! Hell
Wallace: ((Have a game corner
Wallace: ((With voltorb flip
Literally Satan: You don't have to demand.
Syphon: Oh hey nevermind
Syphon: I know what do
Frosk: (So, Laharl, do we have anything more to think on with them?)
Frillby: "And so I go 'no sir, we do not have pan-galactic gargle-blasters' and he throws this huge TANTRUM!"
Bartori: "I know, my child, I was there." She rolls her eyes.
Fellby: "Heh. I know how to make one."
Syphon: Why the hell would I ever get common candy
: ((Not really flame
: ((And Common Candy is for when
: ((Your starter or your ace mon
: ((Is level 26 and you can't use it
Syphon: Ohhh
Syphon: Neat
Schyroton: ((yknow what makes me laugh
Frillby: They look over at Fellby. "What?"
Bartori: She looks over at Fellby. "What?"
Schyroton: (( umbreon can have synchronoise
: ((So can Espeon
Syphon: heh
Fellby: "You do a few favors for a guy with two heads, and you learn some interesting thngs."
Schyroton: ((ok but umbreon
Frillby: "...Oh."
Bartori: "Dear."
Barchar: what's a common candy do?
Syphon: Lowers your level by 1
Frillby: "Stop ending my..."
Bartori: "Sentences?"
Schyroton: ((its a psychic move that only hits pokemon of the users type
Frillby: They give a 'you bum ass muthafucka' look.
Barchar: "Are you SURE you two aren't sharing a mind somehow?"
Frillby: "We're sure."
Bartori: "We're sure."
Schyroton: ...
Syphon: YES
Syphon: Cherubi finally has a decent attacking move
Syphon: Leech seed/morning sun was good already
: ((And if you're lucky
Syphon: Now magical leaf
: ((it's just about to get outclassed
: ((By Cacnea
Syphon: Oh neat
: ((Okay, you know the daycare?
Syphon: Yes and no
Syphon: I haven't seen it yet
Syphon: But I know what it is
: ((It's in the same area as the swirlix place
: ((Just go up
: ((And, bug the fuck out of the daycare people
: ((They'll fight you if you keep talking to them
: ((And ring me up when you've done thatr
Syphon: Okay
: ((Damndude abandoned me
: ((My watsky playlist was too much for him
Wallace: ((Fuck it
Wallace: ((I need the watsky, I'm on level 6
: Plug
Syphon: O no
Syphon: It's team spook
Syphon: Okay is the hit yourself during confusion rate higher in reborn
Syphon: Because holy fuck
Syphon: It happens 90% of the time if not more
: ((Fuck it I'm naming them Frisk for now and I'll change it later if I need to))
Syphon: This is absolute bullshit
Syphon: Okay Laharl I fought them
Syphon: And their asshole venonats
: ((Now
: ((Go to the park you fought Tangrowth
Wallace: i lost
Syphon: rip
Wallace: still 1000 coins away
Syphon: I am at the park
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Wallace: 500
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: ((GO into the building in the park
Syphon: Warehouse keys
: ((And grab the pokeball inside of it
Syphon: Got it
: ((Now go to coral ward
Syphon: Yep
: ((And go through all those buildings
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: ((One of 'em should have the daycare couple in it
Syphon: Yeh
: ((Once they're back at their daycare
: ((Go to the ward with the trainer school
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: ((And go through the houses till you find a girl that comments on the daycare
: ((Leave and come back and tell her about the daycare and you'll get an egg
Syphon: I don't actually know which one that is, is it Onyx
: ((IO think so
Syphon: Alright
: ((It's the one north of the park
Syphon: Onyx then
: ((Welcome to Reborn
Syphon: If there is not an onix in onyx
Syphon: Fuck Reborn
Syphon: ./s
: ((Where you have a mental map
: ((Of every ward
: ((To know where the fuck anything is
: ((I don't have the game open that's how much running aorund you do
Wallace: YES
Wallace: https://images-1.discordapp.net/.eJwFwdsNhCAQAMBeKIDljdgNQYJGZQm7xo_L9e7MTzzzEqvYmQetANtBBecmiXHmVmVDbFfN4yBZ8IbMnMt-184E2ienQgpRG-21ckqBsdHaJbigrAlxSdrD08-Ob5ejN_H_AAW4ItQ.G97dkGQGQYl-b2-55N6oC-DJvlo?width=400&height=288
Syphon: NICE
Wallace: Now if i want the pokemon i need 9000 more
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Fellby: grunts as he stands up. "I'm gonna get something to eat, okay?"
Syphon: Fuck you too Fern
Schyroton: Aaalriright.
Barchar: "Sure. See you, Fellbz."
Muffet: "Mmn...I guess I'll go with you, cheri. You'll be fine, mignonne?"
Barchar: "Probably?" she shrugs. "Don't worry about me."
Schyroton: Iii'll make susure thiings are fifine.
: ((Guys guys guys
: ((Someone needs to make the engineer a hat
Syphon: Yes yes yes
: ((That makes his head a lego
Syphon: I don't play TF2 so
Muffet: She nods. "Alright, then."
Schyroton: ((nor do i
Syphon: Don't know much about it either
Schyroton: will protect his best friend at pretty much any cost.
Frillby: Back to chatting about things again.
Bartori: With her ending every story with 'I know, my child, I was there'
Fellby: "Relax, Schyro, I'm just heading home."
Schyroton: Ii know, but iiif sosomeththing happens...
Fellby: sighs. "Alright, if you insist. Tell you what, you can have a piece of leftover cake."
Barchar: "I'm in good hands. Four of them."
Syphon: Aw man
Syphon: I don't like killing Woopers
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Schyroton: almost responds, but is cut off by his own laughter at the terrible joke.
Wallace: he's looking very tired
Fellby: smiles, then heads out the anydoor.
Endling Asriel: "Sleepy?"
Wallace: "I think I'm losing control.."
Endling Asriel: "Ah... I'll see you later."
Wallace: hugs him
Burgrillpants: -He peeps out once the Anydoor shuts, and again, quickly retreats.-
Endling Asriel: -He hugs.-
Wallace: and he passes out
: ((Slar
: ((Have you seen /r/ImGoingToHellForThis
Wallace: ((I have
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Endling Asriel: "..."
Schyroton: ...
Fellby: returns, with a small box.
Schyroton: Oh, hhi.
Fellby: "I brought your cake."
Schyroton: Oh! Y-yyou didn't hahave to, honnnestly.
Fellby: "Come on, Schyro. I'm your friend."
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Schyroton: Yyeah but I mmade ththat for yyour birthdaday.
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Fellby: "And I want you to have some."
Schyroton: Alriright fiine.
Fanta: opens her eyes
Schyroton: takes the box.
Schyroton: Ththanks.
Fanta: has no idea what the fuck's going on in colton's room
Fellby: -Inside is a slice of cake, and a piece of Fellby's silverware.-
Fanta: ((Colton needs to sing the nutshack but every nutshack replaced by the entire sans is ness video
Endling Asriel: "Hi, mom."
Fanta: "Ughh.. Howdy, Asriel."
: ((Colton needs to sing the nutshack but every nutshack is replaced by the nutshack theme, but all previous nutshacks continue playing while the others start))
Schyroton: gives the fork back, pulling one out from one of his arms. Why? Why not?
Endling Asriel: "Wallace seems nice."
Fellby: "... Oh."
Fanta: "That's good.."
Schyroton: ((colton needs to sing the nutshack theme but every nutshack is replaced with screaming
Schyroton: Yyeah...
Colton: he's the latter, insofar as he did this but he sang crocodile chop instead of every nutshack
Fellby: just shoves the fork in his breast pocket.
Schyroton: Iii only hahave this becauuuse losiiing forks of otother peoplle is a paiiin.
Schyroton: ((gtg eat
Fellby: ((ok
Fanta: ((Why am I listening to ZS reading the bee movie script
Fellby: ((aaah chessex makes such pretty dice
Endling Asriel: -He hugs Fanta.-
Fanta: hugs him
Syphon: Time to rek Fern
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: Fuck you Fern
Syphon: I know right
Endling Asriel: "I missed you."
Fanta: "I'd say I missed you too but.. I kinda don't remember any time passing."
: Eh, I just kinda see that stuff as natural selection, y'nnow?
Syphon: I do nnow
: [color=green]Some idiot wants to ruin his life, I say let him.[/color]
: https://31.media.tumblr.com/0f96f739da70b64e7f4aaeafd3c7438d/tumblr_inline_nk00f4fNds1rxtsab.png
Syphon: Dammit stop healing pls
Endling Asriel: "Heh, yeah. It's dinner time, we should eat."
Fanta: "Oh yeah, eating."
Syphon: Aaaand everything is dead except cherubi
: By the way
: The guy that does all of Reborn's music
Syphon: I trust that Cherubi remains as badass as they've been
: Is a rad d00d names GlitchxCity
Syphon: Oh I know him, that's neat
Syphon: Wait Marshtomp is alive
Endling Asriel: "You need to eat, I don't want you to be hungry."
Fanta: I love the frontier brain remix
Syphon: Now he's not
Fanta: nods
: http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=6bfqGZ1rMCU#His_Theme_Remix_%5BUndertale%5D
Syphon: And now Cherubi isn't
Syphon: Jfc
Syphon: That's my fault for being an idiot while Gulpin was out tho
Fellby: ((gotta love snarky nerds: http://prntscr.com/cv6hkc
Syphon: Take 2
Endling Asriel: -He gets them food.-
: By the way
Fanta: ((Jesus christ the bee movie is surprisingly funny
: If you havent already Tri
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: Get Kricketot and evolve it into Kricketune
Syphon: eh
: 'Cause when I played Reborn
: Sing
: Sing is a pretty fucking good move
: Kricketune was one of my best party members
Fellby: ((i found another set of mettaton's dice: https://www.amazon.com/Polyhedral-7-Die-Borealis-Chessex-Dice/dp/B001F0AGGM/ref=wl_mb_wl_huc_mrai_3_dp
Fellby: ((they're pink and sparkly that screams "mettaton" to me
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Fellby: ((those metal dice are expensive as hell
Syphon: Laharl
Syphon: How expensive is hell
Fanta: ((Dude kricketune is my best party member
Fellby: ((why get fancy metal dice when you can get the pretty marbled chessex dice
Fellby: ((or q studio's cthulu dice
Fanta: ((I'd assume that everything in hell is priced so you have juuuust too little money to buy something else when you're done
Literally Satan: Damn right.
Syphon: Cherubi is again my last hope, but under a much better scenario
Syphon: Shit
Syphon: I forgot
Syphon: That Roselia is poison
: Currently listening to the bee movie script in ZS
Schyroton: ((back
Syphon: Take 3, blech
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Fellby: ((wb
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Fellby: has tucked a fork into his breast pocket.
Schyroton: (( https://www.amazon.com/Polyhedral-7-Die-Gemini-Chessex-Dice/dp/B000UUA988/ref=sr_1_15?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1476660281&sr=1-15&keywords=pink+dice
Schyroton: (those are mtt dice
Fellby: ((what should miyu say when she's worried
Schyroton: (("FUCK"
Barchar: (^)
Fellby: ((I spelled it FUHK to get around the censorship
Fellby: ((and she spells it out
Syphon: Brb
Barchar: ('fukk' works)
Barchar: (iirc)
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Fellby: (nah i like the fact that she spells it out
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Barchar: (aight)
Schyroton: ((chime im looking at dice help
Fellby: ((i can't help you i'm in dice hell too
Schyroton: (( https://www.amazon.com/Runic-Dice-Black-Board-Game/dp/B000VC83E2/ref=sr_1_43?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1476660479&sr=1-43&keywords=red+dice
Schyroton: (( https://www.amazon.com/Polyhedral-7-Die-Gemini-Dice-Set/dp/B00M9QMJ6Q/ref=sr_1_13?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1476660404&sr=1-13&keywords=red+dice
Fellby: ((https://www.amazon.com/Chessex-Dice-d6-Sets-Vortex/dp/B0011WHL5S/ref=sr_1_97?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1476660539&sr=1-97&keywords=dice&refinements=p_89%3AChessex
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Fellby: ((those are the dice they use in the barkery casino
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: ((I have dice those in different colors from when I played magic))
: Like those*
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Fellby: ((wait
Fellby: ((https://www.amazon.com/Chessex-Dice-d6-Sets-Gemini/dp/B0011WHL3U/ref=sr_1_127?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1476660829&sr=1-127&keywords=dice&refinements=p_89%3AChessex
Fellby: ((THESE are the barkery dice
Schyroton: (( https://www.amazon.com/Die-Polyhedral-Dice-Set-Velvet/dp/B01L2EF854/ref=sr_1_44?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1476660834&sr=1-44&keywords=green+dice barmetta if he was sane enough to not break them all
Volttaton: ((https://www.amazon.com/Q-Workshop-Polyhedral-7-Die-Set-Celtic/dp/B006BJEIR0/ref=sr_1_20?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1476660742&sr=1-20&keywords=yellow+dice im in dice hell
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Fellby: ((you probably haven't seen the chessex scarab bluebloods yet
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Schyroton: (( https://www.amazon.com/Q-Workshop-Polyhedral-7-Die-Set-Forest/dp/B0058N31LO/ref=sr_1_13?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1476661008&sr=1-13&keywords=bone+dice gaster
: ((Chime what about these dice for the bakery https://darkelfdice.com/collections/purple-rpg-dice/products/rpg-dice-set-gemini-black-and-purple-role-playing-game-dice
Fellby: ((check these out http://universegames.com/images/accessories/dice/chx27419.jpg
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Schyroton: ((those are so pretty
Schyroton: (( https://darkelfdice.com/collections/red-rpg-dice/products/oblivion-rpg-role-playing-game-dice-set-red-black help
Fanta: she eats
Fellby: ((i have added
Fellby: ((SO MANY SETS
Fellby: ((to my amazon wishlist
Barchar: (And you're maybe going to use two of them)
Endling Asriel: -He does too.-
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Fellby: ((exactly
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Fellby: hums to himself quietly.
Fanta: "So what did he do?"
Schyroton: has finished the cake.
Schyroton: ((i have a lot of fun facts about the mettatons i rp/pkan to rp
Barchar: "...I was gonna go see Gaster, wasn't I?"
: ((Hey slar
Schyroton: Oh, rrright!
: ((They determined who won by a coin flip
: ((They determined who won the eighth role by a game of luck
: ((Luck
Fellby: "You were!"
: (([i]luck[/i]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]What? [color=red]]][/color]
: ((I now have the most roles in ZS
: ((With DD having the least
Schyroton: ((hue
Barchar: "I probably should do that."
Schyroton: nods. ...And a bouncy ball flies out of his hair. He catches it before it can do damage and wonders how the fuck.
Fellby: "... Wow."
Schyroton: iii don't even knowow how.
Literally Satan: [Hey guess what]
Literally Satan: [All your shit just vibrated again]
Barchar: "That's."
Barchar: "Kind of cool, actually."
Fellby: -The fork vibrates in Fellby's pocket.-
Schyroton: [this is incredibly uncomfortable]
Fanta: ((Oh shit
Fanta: ((This game really knows its tulpa stuff
: ((Huh?
Fanta: ((Ar nosurge
: ((Thought you were talking about reborn for a second
: ((And got confused af cause ZEL is not
Fanta: ((It just got to a bit with a very accurate explaination of egocide
Fanta: ((Lolno
Barchar: (Egocide? Is that the term for killing tulpas or what?)
Endling Asriel: "We had a snowball fight and built a snowman."
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Fanta: ((No, that's the term for when tulpas replace the host
Fanta: "Was he kind to you?"
Endling Asriel: "Yes."
Fanta: smiles
Fanta: "That's good"
Endling Asriel: -He nods.-
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Barchar: (...Oh)
Barchar: (That's kind of a terrifying concept)
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: [yee haw]
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Fanta: ((The host has to be dumb enough to let it happen
: (( I'm just going to cough into my mic on zebraspace voice chat
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Endling Asriel: "I missed you though."
Fanta: "I'm here now"
Fanta: rubs his head
Endling Asriel: "He doesn't snuggle as much as you, and doesn't tuck me in."
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Endling Asriel: "He doesn't seem to know that much, either."
: ((sounds like a lotta tupla
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Fanta: "Huh.."
Schyroton: ((hi darling
Fanta: ((Shit dude
Fanta: ((Ion's fucking dead
Fellby: gets a text.
??: [BOSS]
Muffet: "Is that Jake again?"
Fellby: "Yes."
Muffet: "Goddammit Jake."
Barchar: "...Anyway. Uh. I'm gonna go."
Fellby: "Alright."
Barchar: she gets up...a fair bit faster than she should. she stumbles over, spouting angrish. "God...fucking...ow...shit."
Literally Satan: [Are you dice-collecting again?]
Schyroton: Ddo you wawant me to hhhhelp?
Barchar: "Ugh...come along if you want, I guess."
Fellby: "Careful, barchar."
Fellby: "Look, actually, I'm gonna go with you."
Schyroton: offers to help her up.
Literally Satan: [[url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c3/2d/d5/c32dd533524db5deb4affe185d538102.jpg]You got nothing on me[/url]]
Barchar: she's up, just doubled over.