Envy: she rolls onto her back, having been on her stomach on the couch. "Who're you?"
Schyroton: Um. Iiii'm Schyroton, Ii'm onone of yyyour dad's frfriendds.
Fellby: "This is Schyroton. He's a friend."
Envy: "Cool."
Florentin: "Ooooh."
Schyroton: smiles a bit. It's already gone better than he expected.
Florentin: -He looks Schyro over.-
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Schyroton: His smile falls a bit.
Frisk: ((Schyro's Expectations: "go away you freak" Reality: "Hey, you're actually pretty cool"))
Schyroton: ((exactly
Schyroton: ((thats 100% acurate
Frisk: ((yep))
Florentin: -He just shrugs and goes back to his business of scribbling something on a piece of paper.-
Envy: "I'm Envy. My bro is Florentin."
Envy: "More like [i]boring[/i]tin."
Schyroton: Iiit's vevery nice ttto meet boboth of yyou.
Florentin: -He throws a purple marker at his sister. "Did I ask?"
Schyroton: [sub]Oh.[/sub]
Fellby: sighs. "Come on, don't start you two."
Envy: she fumbles, but she catches it. "I did it!"
Florentin: "Graaah..."
Fellby: "So yeah. My life's been like this."
Schyroton: W-wwell.
Envy: "He's just a gruuump!~" she said, kicking her legs over the side of the couch
Florentin: "No I'm not! You're just annoying!"
Syphon: Rip dinner
Schyroton: instinctively backs up, trips over himself, and probably cracks the floor under his ass.
Fellby: "Shit! Are you okay?"
Envy: "I meant dad, but you too."
Schyroton: Y-yyeah...
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Fellby: considers snapping that he liked it when he only had one kid. He bottles this up.
Florentin: "Shut uuuup!"
Schyroton: gets up, sees the damage, and immediately: "Oh nnno... Iiiii'm sosorry, I-Iii'll papay for thhhhhhhhthththththat, oh gggod..."
Fellby: "Look, don't worry about it, Schyro."
Schyroton: Iit's too lalate Ii'm worrrying ababout iit.
Envy: "We break stuff sometimes! On accident, most of the time, too!"
Florentin: "I broke the lock on dad's closet!"
Fellby: "See, they break - wait what"
Envy: "That one wasn't on accident."
Schyroton: ...
Florentin: "I left everything in there though."
Schyroton: Yyyou twtwo liiive here, annnd kids brbreak thiings alll the tiime... Iii broke sosomethhhing withhhin teten minutes of bbbeing hehere...
Fellby: "Look, Schyro, it's okay. We can just fix it later."
Schyroton: already has a bag of cash out. It's more than enough to fix the cracks.
Fellby: "Oh, come on, Schyro..."
Schyroton: Iiiit was my mimistake, Iii should cocover iit.
Fellby: sighs. "Okay, fine. I'll take your money."
Schyroton: It's like, 115% of what's actually needed.
Fellby: "But whatever I don't use goes back to you."
Schyroton: inb4 the kids ask if hes rich
Schyroton: Ththat's ffair.
Schyroton: Iii'd jjust feel bad iiif I made yyyou pay fofor iit...
Florentin: "How much money does he have?"
Fellby: "Floren, that's rude."
Schyroton: .......
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Florentin: "But you like taking people's money!"
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Fellby: "That's to put food on the table!"
Schyroton: I-Iii mean... I, uh, Iii'm fifine with ssaying I hahave more thhhan enonough.
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Schyroton: Aand that's cacallled a jjob.
Envy: "And imagine how much food you could put on how many tables with his money!"
Schyroton: ...
Fellby: "I put enough food on the table for all of us!"
Florentin: "But what if we want more?"
Schyroton: ((yknow underfell lines probably have reverse christmas where you steal shit from others
Fellby: ((yeah
Fellby: "Then you work harder for more."
Schyroton: ((decembers gonna be fun
Schyroton: ((work harder has a very different meaning ;)
Fellby: ((hell, fellby didn't even get to celebrate halloween
Barchar: (so like the purge)
Schyroton: ((presumably they had a thing where everyone dressed in sexy outfits in the pre-renovation barkery
Syphon: So Hugh's battle theme goes under speedcore
Syphon: Well huh
Fellby: ((yeah
Schyroton: ((but without really explanation
Fellby: ((hell, they still do sexy costumes
Schyroton: ((i'd imagine it was more forced pre-renovation
Schyroton: ...
Fellby: ((i was looking at the WMG page for the cthulu mythos and saw this http://prntscr.com/ctzayo
Florentin: "... Okay."
Schyroton: ((nya
Envy: "Or, you make people give it to you, if you've got neat venom!"
Fellby: sighs. "Envy, please."
The Editor: [So Nyarl]
The Editor: [What exactly are you the god of?]
Nyarlathotep: [chaos]
Schyroton: Ththat's prrobably illlegal.
The Editor: [That's a pretty broad term[
Nyarlathotep: [but apparently that translates to "have this guy do shit if you're not exactly sentient" if you're my dad]
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Nyarlathotep: [of course, since my dad is utterly mindless he doesn't know i'm not doing the shit i'm supposed to be doing]
Envy: "...Illegal...?"
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Barchar: [So, he's not exactly sentient?]
Nyarlathotep: [well he used to have a mind]
Nyarlathotep: [and then he went batshit]
Nyarlathotep: [which is for the better of all of us, and that's coming from me]
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Schyroton: Iiit means it's nonot allowed, aggainst ththe law, aaand you can geget sevverely punnished for iit.
Nyarlathotep: [if you really get down to it, i'm the outer god's heart and soul]
Nyarlathotep: [their servant and messenger]
Envy: "..." she shrugs.
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Fellby: "Laws are a thing."
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The Editor: [So you're Hermes?]
The Editor: [Technically a god but known better for stuff outside of godly duty?]
Nyarlathotep: [if the rest of the olympians were drooling idiots, yeah]
Barchar: [Fun fun fun]
Nyarlathotep: [look i'm gonna say it outright, i'm one of the few outer gods that really "gets" the idea that mortals are sentient]
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Nyarlathotep: [to a lot of us, mortals are like ants]
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The Editor: [Same here, my wife doesn't even talk to them]
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The Editor: [After all, do you talk to the insects on the sidewalk?]
Nyarlathotep: [i like frying them with my magnifying glass]
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The Editor: [...Yeah, bad example]
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Barchar: [Which]
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Syphon: And I thought 150 BPM was a decent speed, all the great songs from Pokemon are above 175
Syphon: except iris' theme i guess
Fellby: sighs and flops down on his couch.
Schyroton: ...
Fellby: "So. This is my house."
Schyroton: ...Y-yyyyyyeahah.
Fellby: "It's alarmingly purple."
Schyroton: Iiit susuits youu.
Fellby: chuckles a little."
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Literally Satan: [I'll have to teach you, how to be, villains]
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Envy: [Hm?]
Literally Satan: [Wanna learn how to be villains]
Envy: [Sure!]
Nyarlathotep: [one of these days i gotta get one of you to say "hastur" three times in the bar]
Nyarlathotep: [that's gonna be hilarious]
Barchar: [Fuck no]
Literally Satan: [Dude, if it's gonna help a fellow immortal out]
Literally Satan: [I know just the dumbass that'll do it]
Nyarlathotep: [come on he's a pretty chill guy]
Barchar: [And who might that be.]
Schyroton: ...S-shshould Iii g-gggo?
Fellby: "No, you can stay here."
Literally Satan: [Get your sibling, Envy, we're gonna be number one]
Envy: [K]
Fellby: "I mean, we don't really... have a lot of things to do. We've got TV. And books."
Envy: "Hey Florentin, grampa wants to see us."
Schyroton: Oh. Iii, uh, ththought... Iiii was making ththings aa- oh nno.
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Envy: ("I feel like we're not actually learning anyth-")
Schyroton: [satan stop corrupting the youth]
Barchar: (Satan: "Sssh.")
Barchar: (Satan: "We are number one.")
Florentin: "Oh, neat!"
Literally Satan: [Schyro, i'm not corrupting them]
Literally Satan: [I had a part-time job as Robbie Rotten, I know this stuff]
Azazel: [It's not corruption, it's cultural study.. of hell]
Schyroton: [who now]
Schyroton: ...Fffellby, I hohonestlly thiink you shshould acccompany ththem, tto be sasafe,.
Azazel: [[sub]I am not being paid to say these things recommend me on hellpaycheck.org please[/sub]]
Fellby: "Alright."
Nyarlathotep: -He recommends Azazel.-
Envy: "Awww, fine."
Literally Satan: [I'll pay you to go into the bar and say Hastur three times]
Barchar: -She'll do it-
Barchar: [Don't.]
Azazel: [But it's a damn paycheck to say three words]
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Barchar: [Listen.]
Barchar: [Do you [i]really[/i] think saying those words won't have consequences]
Schyroton: Iii just... dodonn't want you to geget innnto any dedeath-iiinducing sttunts.
Literally Satan: [He's a demon]
Azazel: [...The consequence of getting paid?]
Envy: "We'll probably regenerate!"
Literally Satan: [Worst case scenario he dies and gets revived in his living room]
Schyroton: Yyou don't know ththat.
Florentin: "We're demons, Schyro! And if dad comes back he gets to lead the incubus legion or something!"
Envy: "Wouldn't that be so cool!?"
Fellby: "Wait what"
Azazel: [To hell with it I already decided I'm doing this]
Schyroton: ...Ccan I rerefuse to aanswer?
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Azazel [Azazel].
Florentin: "I think it'd be cool!"
Literally Satan: [Actually]
Literally Satan: [All women and children are invited to come to hell for the next few hours]
Literally Satan: [Cause shit's about to go down]
Azazel: gets ready to enter the bar.
Barchar: [Fuck it, I'll be there]
Florentin: -He starts to draw a pentagram-
Schyroton: ...
Module: "Runner, I'm checking my messages. I'd say we should ignore any jobs coming from the bar for the next few hours."
Nyarlathotep: [SOMETHING FUN]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]One time I convinced my friend Cory in the House was a real anime[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]It was hilarious[/color]
Syphon: Good on you
Runner: "Alright."
Syphon: I am missing absolutely everything I need to have today
Azazel: enters the bar.
Syphon: Need to make a pizza, rip oven mitt
Schyroton: moves out of the doorway.
Syphon: Dog is barking at something, rip flashlight.
Literally Satan: [Alright Azazel]
Syphon: He wakes up. "...Hey."
Syphon: In his mech.
Barchar: "Don't fucking do it."
Literally Satan: [The moment you say it i'm dragging you back to hell]
Barchar: "How much is he gonna pay you?
Syphon: "What?"
Barchar: "I can pay you more, probably."
Azazel: "5 Cents"
Literally Satan: [Fifty grand]
Literally Satan: [I wanna fucking see this]
Barchar: "I'll pay you 5 buc-[i]fuck[/i]"
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Syphon: Inb4 nothing happens and Nyarl just did this to make Satan pay Azazel
Syphon: "Okay, well."
Azazel: [...What am I supposed to say again?"
Literally Satan: Greed is a sin. And he's the lord of sin.
Syphon: He casts protect around him and his mech.
Azazel: ]*
Literally Satan: [Say the word Hastur three times]
Syphon: Barrier, whatever
Azazel: [How the hell do you pronounce that?]
: [Nyarl, how do you pronounce Hastur?]
Nyarlathotep: [Hah-stir]
Schyroton: Shshit, Iii hahave to ggo. Ssorry, ststay ssssafe, byyyye.
Fellby: "Uh. Okay."
Azazel: "Hah-stir" He records himself saying this and sends it in the group chat.
Azazel: [Like that?"
Azazel: ]*
Nyarlathotep: [yeah]
Schyroton: bolts out. Probably something involving an explosion and either Vaati or Glamor.
: Schyroton [Schyroton] is now MV [MV].
Azazel: "Hah-stir"
Syphon: "..."
Azazel: "Hah-stir"
Hastua: -The anydoor opens. A young boy steps through.-
Azazel: [Do I get paid yet]
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Nyarlathotep: [... Well.]
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Syphon: "Oh."
Nyarlathotep: [That IS a Hastur.]
Literally Satan: He reaches through a hell boid, and bodily grabs Azazel with a giant hand.
Syphon: The barrier falls. "Hey."
Syphon: "Oh."
Literally Satan: And then passes him 50 grand.
Hastua: "Hello?"
Syphon: "I don't actually know what's going on."
Literally Satan: "You're gonna lose it all gambling tomorrow."
Syphon: "Are you Hastur?"
Azazel: takes the 50 grand. "Yeah"
Hastua: "Ah, yeah!"
Syphon: "That makes sense. I'm Syphon."
Hastua: "Uhm..." His bright blue eyes look around. "There aren't any aliens residing here illegally, right?"
Syphon: "...Uh. Probably not."
Scout: "I know a couple aliens, yeah."
Syphon: "Residing here illegally?"
Hastua: "Well, then that's good. I-I wouldn't have to ruin anyone's day by making an arrest..."
: Slar just
: fuckin
: made Fern Miyu
Syphon: Miyu as a fern
Syphon: Gg
: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/159406967121510400/236654991148974080/unknown.png
Barchar: "...Hi."
Barchar: she is unsure how to feel about this
Barchar: "Now, when you say illegal aliens."
Barchar: "Do you mean, like, immigrants, or..."
Barchar: "From another planet."
Hastua: "I mean people residing on Earth illegally."
Barchar: "The answer is no either way, but still."
Hastua: "Well, thank you. If my job's over I should be off."
Barchar: "Cool."
Syphon: "Well alright then."
Hastua: -There he go.-
Syphon: "Bye."
Barchar: "Didn't even have to do my first official smiting."
Barchar: "Nice."
Nyarlathotep: [well that was interesting]
Nyarlathotep: [i've got a few cults to fool around with]
Nyarlathotep: [see you around]
Literally Satan: [Want another cult?]
Nyarlathotep: [maybe]
Literally Satan: [I know some satanists that'll sacrifice themselves to you]
Literally Satan: [I fucking hate 'em, want 'em?]
Nyarlathotep: [sweet, i'll use one of my avatars]
Nyarlathotep: [i've snuck into satanist cults before, this should be easy]
Literally Satan: [The leader of it is a guy named Anton LaVey]
Literally Satan: [Good luck]
Nyarlathotep: [dude you should try banging some witches sometime, they fucking love you and are willing to do some kinky shit]
Literally Satan: [Sorry, i've kinda sworn off relationships after Luci's mom tried to eat me during sex]
Barchar: [I'd be interested but I'e already got a succubus, I think i'm set on kinks]
Nyarlathotep: [more pussy for me then]
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Barchar: (D.VA and sniper are datig now)
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Syphon: "Wait, official smiting?"
Frisk: ((Barchar: jäger how much do you love me Jäger: Look at all the stars and count them, that's how much I love you Barchar: but it's morning Jäger: Exactly
Barchar: "Oh, yeah, I'm officially a goddess now."
Barchar: "So, you know, when i kill shit now it's smiting."
Syphon: "...Woah, neat."
Syphon: "How'd you do it?"
Barchar: "Uh..."
Barchar: "I don't think I'm supposed to disclose that to mortals. Or something."
Syphon: "Understandable, but aw."
Syphon: "Still cool."
Barchar: (GLaDOS has a -27 on girl charm)
Barchar: (the top 3 girls are Barchar, Blonde, and a cat with a third eye)
Barchar: (in ascending order)
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GLaDOS: (Jason is evidently desperate)
MV: ((jasons been desperate
Barchar: (Alphys wants to be friends with neil)
Barchar: (a match made in nerd heaven)
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: Fellby [Fellby] is now Gaster [Gaster].
Gaster: wanders into the bar.
Syphon: "Hey."
Gaster: "Hello."
Syphon: He gets out of the mech and stretches.
Gaster: "It's been quiet, hasn't it?"
Syphon: "Yeah, I expected something to happen and then not much happened."
Gaster: "..."
Gaster: gets a feeling who was behind it.
Syphon: "Some guy came in and said 'Hastur' 3 times and I thought it was gonna fuck everything."
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Gaster: "... Oh. My god."
Syphon: "Nah, a boy came in and asked if we had illegally residing aliens, and then he left."
Syphon: "Hmm?"
Nyarlathotep: [best 50 grand i made someone else spend ;)]
MV: ((im still really fuckin hyped for a thing i cant execute without a reason to gdhdjsutndhehgshrtcgh
Nyarlathotep: [wait, no there was that time someone blew up the wrong thing on accident, killing 843 people. that was pretty great]
Syphon: I'll give you a reason to gdhdjsutndhehgshrtcgh
Fanta: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/159406967121510400/236659912812396544/unknown.png
Fanta: i need to stop but
Fanta: one more
Gaster: "... Someone I don't wanna talk about."
Syphon: "...Oh."
Syphon: "Is it safe?"
Syphon: "Like, the bar."
Gaster: "Well, seeing as you're not insane, I'd assume so."
Syphon: "Cool. I think."
Gaster: nods.
Syphon: "Anyway, what's up?"
Gaster: "Mmh. Nothing much."
Syphon: "Alright. Do you know anything about mechs? I'm sure there's some functions I don't know about."
Gaster: "Uh, well, I own one but I don't really use it."
Syphon: "So that's a no?"
Gaster: "I... yeah."
Syphon: "Aw damn. Oh well."
Gaster: "Sorry."
Syphon: "It's fine. I just find the mech r---wait."
Syphon: He gets into the mech and tries to find an instructions manual.
Syphon: Slarv, would there be an instructions manual
: Slarv is making the Miyu Skin Pack
Syphon: o
Fanta: There would not be
Syphon: After some searching he hops out. "Ah fuck. Nevermind."
Nyarlathotep: [[url=http://cyanyurikago.web.fc2.com/images/nyarlathotep-mixed2vx.png?99569151]hot pic of me rn[/url]]
The Editor: [ [url=http://www.hamanime.de/pix/anime/elh/jinnaidiva.jpg]Lol here have a selfie[/url] ]
Syphon: http://i.imgur.com/AgdbEpz.jpg
Barmetta: ( https://s10.postimg.org/svaecimmx/image.jpg
Syphon: https://i.reddituploads.com/001aea04448248dda5d807f269938057?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=f3e56d4b8fe14ad6f278b0c0b1cb21b2
MV: i have that already
MV: gestures to smol
Syphon: And do you consider it sexy
MV: yes
Syphon: Congrats
The Editor: [So I just got a witch to put a curse on one of you]
The Editor: [It makes it so that your phone doesn't vibrate when you get texts, something else on your person vibrates]
Vaati: [that explains that]
The Editor: [And by that I mean I put it on all of you]
Vaati: [that explains the MANY QUESTIONS OF ASKING TO REMOVE IT]
Vaati: [i cannot remove a curse i have not inflicted. there is a line outside of my home.]
FFrisk: [My tea set keeps vibrating and throwing tea everywhere]
Fellby: [well that explains why my wallet vibrates]
: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TJrPg1g.jpg]Hessyst[/url]: [Sorry, all the trees are vibrating]
Schyroton: [it's very uncomfortable when something VIBRATES IN YOUR HAIR AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS]
Nyarlathotep: [dude my entire palace in the dreamland is vibrating this his hilarous]
MettatonSEX: [my sunglasses vibrated off my face]
Schyroton: [update: it's a rock]
Syphon: https://i.imgur.com/tjFDTvo.jpg
Runner: [This is hilarious it's making Lua's sword vibrate and turn on and off]
Module: [Can everyone stop texting for a moment, my arm's violently shaking whenever I get a message]
Runner: [Don't ask why I have his sword]
Module: [If I could control my arm for one minute I might be able to get my sword back]
Nyarlathotep: [you do realize this makes me want to text you more, right]
Runner: [Bitch you'll never catch me]
Nyarlathotep: [[url=http://cyanyurikago.web.fc2.com/images/yhoundeh.png]a picture of one of my wives[/url]]
Vaati: [can someone ask people to cease their throwing of vibrating objects into my presence?]
FFrisk: [On it]
: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TJrPg1g.jpg]Hessyst[/url]: [They scattered like birds at the sight of the mistress.]
Vaati: [on another note if she were male i would find that person attractive]
Module: [...Alright somebody actually help, I have no control over my right arm at this point]
Vaati: [remove it]
Leviathan: [It's making m'lady's coffin shake erratically]
Module: [...]
Leviathan: [This may actually wake her]
Schyroton: -He leaves the chat.-
Module: [What the hell, now my left arm's violently shaking now that I took off my right arm]
Vaati: [oh now i may say it. there is a humanoid phallus adhered to my firehead via suction cup]
Vaati: [HA]
Literally Satan: [I'm holding Azazel by the neck right now]
Literally Satan: [And he's shaking like a damn shake weight]
Nyarlathotep: [clearly the solution is to fist yourself lua]
Literally Satan: [This is amazing]
Vaati: [*forehead, not firehead]
Smolapeño: (firehead
Gaster: [is nyarl recommending that you fist yourself?]
Module: [...Why do I know half of you people]
Gaster: [my recommendation is that you don't]
Vaati: [i reccomend you do so]
Nyarlathotep: [fisting is always the answer when it's funny]
Vaati: [it is enjoyable to some, you may like it]
Heather: [I am attempting to babysit someone's child right now]
Heather: [And it is very difficult when all my yarns are shaking]
Vaati: [...i cannot remove this from my being, oh dear]
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FFrisk: [Would you like me to fetch the blowtorch from Jackie Rowla's?]
Gaster: ((i'm going to hell for what i'm about to type
Nyarlathotep: [fist the baby]
Vaati: [do not fist the baby]
Heather: [One. No.]
Module: [OKAY, I have my right arm on and it's looking like the messenger turrets stayed in my left arm. At least I can't be the shit out of someone now]
Heather: [Two, i'm made of yarn, I cannot fist anything]
Vaati: [you can if you attempt]
Runner: [I dropped the sword and grabbed the doorframe]
Runner: [And now the building is shaking]
Vaati: [and i attempted fire and i caused my forehead burns, so no]
Module: [...]
FFrisk: [I'm going to send the Forest in to grab it and pull it off]
FFrisk: [Grab onto something]
Vaati: [who in their mind creates a phallic object that is fire resistant]
Module: [Runner, just pick up something. I don't care what. I need to actually live here if you haven't noticed.]
Vaati: -He's grabbing a statue.-
: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TJrPg1g.jpg]Hessyst[/url]: [It isn't coming off]
Runner: [Okay.]
Runner: [Cool, now Lua's shaking]
: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TJrPg1g.jpg]Hessyst[/url]: [Maybe if we slice off the skin it's attached to?]
Vaati: [perhaps]
Vaati: [get a knife]
Module: is so distracted from being shaken that he can't really text
: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TJrPg1g.jpg]Hessyst[/url]: [Sharpenned tree branch]
Runner: [Okay so I let go of Lua and since i'm not holding anything]
Muffet: [what the fuck again]
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Vaati: [a knife]
Runner: [The entire air around me is shaking]
Fellby: [do you want me to come over and remove the penis from your head vaati]
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FFrisk: [Fellby, no offense]
FFrisk: [But you are made of fire]
Vaati: [please bring a knife]
FFrisk: [You are not allowed withtin fifty meters of my forest]
Vaati: [can you make an exception for one meter outside]
Fellby: [okay]
FFrisk: [Just this once, but If I see one forest fire you're both plant food]
Vaati: [i do not trust plant matter to damage me]
Vaati: [eugh]
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
FFrisk: [I may not be able to kill you but if you burn this forest i'll have fun trying]
Vaati: -He goes to a safe area to get this removed.-
Module: [I mean, I make big knives for a living, I don't know why you don't go to me first]
Vaati: [i know you not]
Runner: [No seriously everybody hold onto something for the love of god]
Fellby: -He arrives, with a knife. His wallet vibrates away in his pocket-
Runner: [Every single time I get a text the atmosphere shakes]
Module: [...Other than the fact that it looks like I'm having a seizure in my right arm]
Module: [Left*]
Vaati: Oh, thank you. The blood will not matter, just remove it.
FFrisk: She's watching in the distance.
FFrisk: With a baseball bat
MV: ((purify
Fellby: "Gotcha."
Vaati: -Blood's gonna fuckin spew, considering how tight this suction is.-
Peacock: [So it's making my mechanical parasites vibrate]
Peacock: [And since I can't aim any of my guns I'm getting 46 combo'd by a schoolgirl with long hair]
Fellby: -He kind of slices it off, then ducks to the side.-
Vaati: Thank you so much. -He says, calmly, as his forehead is gushing blue.-
Vaati: -And he warps back home, no longer a dickhead.-
Fellby: "... Not the weirdest thing I've been asked to do."
Azazel: is still shakeweight for Satan.
Vaati: [problem solution]
FFrisk: She's watching you, Flamesman.
Vaati: [graphic content: -A photo of his forehead. There's probably bone showing, and there's definitely blood gushing.-]
Fanta: is 'working out'
Literally Satan: He idly squeezes Azazel's neck to see if it'll make one of those squeaky toy noises.
Fellby: -He's heading home anyway. Cool your shit.-
Azazel: makes a squeak noise.
Hywel: -What does this mean.-
Hywel: -What are you implying.-
Fanta: going on the treadmill for 5 minutes at a time on the lowest setting
Nyarlathotep: [whoa i've got a tag on danbooru]
Nyarlathotep: [how did i not know this]
Hywel: -Because he is working out. He has been working out for however long The Accountant movie was.-
Hywel: "You are really lazy."
Azazel: looks over to Satan, "Why the hell are you crushing my insides?"
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Literally Satan: "Cause it's fucking hilarious."
Hywel: -He's sweaty af, that is a feature film length workout.-
Nyarlathotep: [this mazeran shit is goooood]
Runner: [Guys I just won a BGO timeline game by making the dice shake]
Azazel: "That is the sound of my bones piercing my lungs.
Literally Satan: Squeeze.
Azazel: Squeak
Literally Satan: He idly tosses Azazel into the air.
Literally Satan: And punts him back home.
Azazel: makes a squeak as he is punted, and crashes in his house.
Azazel: did I say house, I meant the lava.
Nyarlathotep: [ooooh wonder how many SAN checks i can fuck over]
Azazel: appears next to Satan.
Azazel: "..."
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Hywel: "I should probably stop soon."
Hywel: "How long have I been down here."
Fanta: "As long as *pant* I have"
Fanta: is 3 minutes into her slow walk
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Literally Satan: "..."
Fanta: is sweating up a storm, this is a tough workout
Literally Satan: He grabs Azazel again.
Literally Satan: And punts him again.
Hywel: "Fanta turn it up."
Fanta: "What?!"
Hywel: -He's been doing weights.-
Fanta: "T-this is *pant* killing me"
Azazel: gets punted into the lava again
Azazel: appears next to Satan again
Fanta: is doing 5 minutes on the treadmill, 20 minutes break, and 5 more minutes
Literally Satan: Again.
Azazel: "When are you gonna realize I'm..."
Hywel: "Fanta I've seen you walk faster to get to to the kitchen."
Azazel: repeats the process of lava punting and dying.
Syphon: http://i.imgur.com/Ebl8jFb.jpg
Hywel: "We've literally lived here for a day and I've seen that."
Fanta: "This is exhausting.."
Azazel: and appearing next to satan
Hywel: -He stops.-
Hywel: "Fanta."
: Jesus christ
: The game's been out for like two weeks
: and Mandopony's already made a song for Sister Location
Azazel: "...When are you gonna realize I'm homeless"
: Wtf Mando
Literally Satan: "..."
Hywel: "Your breasts don't jiggle if you're walking at a moderate pace."
Hywel: "You really suck the fun out of this."
Literally Satan: "What if I punt you into somebody else's house?"
Hywel: "Do you want me to be fat."
Fanta: "Fuck you this isn't fun"
Fanta: "This is the worst thing ever"
Azazel: "There aren't any houses down here"
Hywel: "I fucking know, that's why I'm trying to make it fun."
Azazel: "This is hell"
Fanta: "My legs are breaking"
Hywel: "Okay, what do you want as motivation?"
Fanta: "Nothing could motivate me to do this"
Fanta: "This is horrible and I hate it"
Hywel: "That's a lie, you can be motivated."
Fanta: "Noooo"
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Hywel: "Okay I have a better idea then."
Syphon: https://i.imgur.com/r1QhFqP.jpg
Hywel: "I will abstain from sex if you don't."
Fanta: "..."
Fanta: she glares
Nyarlathotep: [alright time to make a gazillion totino's pizza rolls then throw them to shubby's kids]
Fanta: "That's a lie"
Hywel: "I know."
Hywel: "But I'll be really not into it."
Hywel: "And lazy."
Fanta: "You're lazy anyway"
Hywel: "Just like you are, I'll go for five minutes and take a 20 minute break."
Fanta: "Fuck you, this hurts"
Fanta: "My legs feel broken"
Hywel: "Fuck you, they aren't."
Fanta: "I haven't exercised in years."
Fanta: "This is torture."
Hywel: "Well then it's working."
Fanta: "That sounds dumb"
Colton: "THE BEST"
Colton: "THE BEST"
Colton: "THE BEST"
Colton: "THE BEST"
Hywel: -He goes over and pulls the emergency stop of the treadmill out of the slot.-
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Fanta: falls over
Hywel: -He sits down next to her.-
Fanta: "Owwwww"
Hywel: "You realize I tricked you into getting like 30 minutes of working out right?"
Fanta: "I know"
Fanta: "I don't wanna do it"
Hywel: "You wanna take a shower and then lie down."
Fanta: "Yes"
Hywel: "Then in bed we can cuddle up."
Fanta: "Yes"
Syphon: https://i.reddituploads.com/02d0a46a807646ac9b1a44012acb9a9f?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=8f747149fa959791c8a94adaab524200
Hywel: "And feel each other."
Fanta: "Yes"
Hywel: "Probably not sex cause we're tired and the kids will hear."
Fanta: "I wanna sleep for a year"
Hywel: "By the way you need to eat more."
Fanta: "WHAT"
Miyu: [Shoe how the fuck did you put literal skins in my closet]
Hywel: "What?"
Shoe: [A teaspoon of nutmeg]
Miyu: [Like this isn't even costumes if I touch one I turn into that what the fuck]
Fanta: ((I hate pansear
Fanta: ((This is worse than noibat
Syphon: https://i.reddituploads.com/8d5ed08ec4644c4299e8eeb509efc8ff?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=6537a81b38723f9d5dfeb8b63898e0d1
Fanta: ((And somehow surskit
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Colton: he said eat MORE you dip
Hywel: "You don't eat enough."
Fanta: is aware
Fanta: thinks he wants her to lose weight
Hywel: "And working out is to stay fit."
Fanta: "I ate yesterday"
Hywel: "You need three meals a day at least."
Fanta: "I'd become a blob in 2 days"
Fanta: she eats a couple days worth of food every sitting
Hywel: "No wonder you're so lazy."
Fanta: these sittings being around every week or so
Hywel: "You hardly get enough food."
Syphon: [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ]https:/i.redd.it/vu3npn6biwox.jpg[/url]
Hywel: "It's three smaller meals every day."
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Hywel: "And snacks, desserts, and stuff in between."
Fanta: grumbles
Hywel: "...You're on a terrible food schedule."
Fanta: "I am not"
Hywel: "You'll be muscly in no time though."
Hywel: "No, Fanta, I know more about real bodies than you."
Fanta: "Is that your goal?"
Hywel: "I want to be muscly but you don't have to if you don't want."
Fanta: "I don't want muscles"
Hywel: "You can just do cardio stuff, ill actually be building muscle with weights and other stuff. You can too."
Fanta: "Big muscles are gross"
Hywel: "I'm not talking about body builder shit."
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Fanta: "Good"
Hywel: "I don't like that either."
Fanta: "I like abs"
Hywel: "I'll get abs."
Fanta: "I might do those stuffs"
Gaster: hums to himself, reading a book peacefully.
Hywel: "Do you like strong legs."
Fanta: "Yeah"
Hywel: -He nods to the treadmill."
: -I
: -*
Fanta: "But that's not worth it"
Syphon: He continues thoroughly inspecting the mech to no avail.
Syphon: "I'm beginning to think there's nothing special about this mech except that it's a mech and it's cool."
Fanta: gets up
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Fanta: I want my eight pack[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Hywel: No, you can only have a six pack[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Fanta: I can dream, Harold[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Hywel: My name is not Harold.[/color]
Fanta: and she jumps into hywel's arms to carry her up the stairs
Hywel: -He does too.-
Hywel: -He falls over.-
Fanta: falls as well
Fanta: "Dammit"
Fanta: "You were supposed to catch me"
Hywel: -He picks her up.-
Hywel: "Shhhh."
Fanta: "Good boy"
Hywel: -He brings her to bathroom.-
Endling Asriel: -He gives a funny look as they pass.-
Fanta: just smiles and waves
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Colton: is busy playing moosic
Endling Asriel: "What are you doing?"
Hywel: -Too late they are in the bathroom now.-
Syphon: Are you fucking serious
Syphon: I found the oven mitt
Syphon: But it's too late to eat anything
: ((Rip))
Fanta: "By the way, I ripped the ends of the 'super tight pants'"
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Fellby: -He looks at costumes.-
Hywel: -He just takes her clothes off.-
Fanta: her feet are paws
Fanta: with giant claws
Fanta: they shredded the ends
Hywel: -He doesn't care.-
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Syphon: Hi Meme
Fanta: gets in the shower, still grumbly
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Muffet: she just. Immediately fell on the bed when she got home
: yee haw
Hywel: -He gets in with her, and the whole time tries to make her happy.-
Fellby: -He goes to cuddle with her.-
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Fanta: she's more tired than anything
Muffet: she's okay with this
Hywel: -Well they finish quickly then.-
Fellby: "Need anything?"
Fanta: she dries off and gets all fluffed up for bed
Hywel: -He does too.-
Syphon: Dammit Reddit
Syphon: 'Over 27 people are eating dinner right now'
: yee haw
Syphon: r/notinteresting why must you hurt me
Fanta: "You're all nice and fluffy"
Muffet: "A better life."
Fanta: floofs his ears
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Muffet: "With less demon children.":
Hywel: "Mmhmm."
Fellby: "Mmh. Me too."
Syphon: Brb
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Hywel: "Now tonight you can do whatever you want to snuggle with me."
Hywel: "Imma be like a teddy bear cause you worked hard."
Fellby: "It gets more tempting to send them off to hell each and every day."
Fanta: "Let's get the kids too"
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Fanta: "Have a nice fluff pile"
Hywel: "Well then you can't touch my butt."
Hywel: "And we can't be nude."
Fanta: "True"
Fanta: "I'm gonna watch TV on the couch with them for a bit, though."
Fanta: "Because Asriel likes that"
Muffet: "I...I don't know. Maybe we should."
Muffet: "Satan did offer them to go."
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Fellby: "They seem to like their grandfather, too."
Hywel: "Kay."
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Fanta: she takes Hywel to the sofa
Fanta: and looks for ea
Endling Asriel: -He's there.-
Fanta: "Howdy Asriel"
Endling Asriel: "What were you doing?"
Fanta: "Working out"
Muffet: "But he might fill their head with memes."
Fellby: "Ugh. True."
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Endling Asriel: "You were hardly wearing any clothes, so I was just wondering."
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Fanta: "Those are workout gear"
Muffet: "Is it worth it to try?"
Fellby: "Maybe? I don't know."
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Fellby: scoots a little closer to his wife.
Muffet: "they might even be happier grown up, but..."
Muffet: "Ugh."
Endling Asriel: "Workout gear is little clothing?"
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Fellby: "Maybe we should ask what they want."
Fanta: "Yeah, for girls. If you don't wanna wear a shirt you can just do that."
Muffet: "Maybe..."
Fellby: takes off his glasses, rubbing his eyes.
Fellby: "I do know that most of our time goes to them now."
Muffet: "Yeah..."
Syphon: Back
Fellby: "And I do kind of want that time back."
Syphon: Aw man
Syphon: Cookies and iced tea aren't good together
: ))yee haw
Syphon: Can't even taste the tea, sadly
Fellby: "... I still think it'd be wrong to ship them off if they don't want it."
Endling Asriel: "Oh. The pants were all ripped up."
Fanta: "Yeah, the ends were too tight."
Burgrillpants: ((why do i become invested in things
Syphon: 'What's the weirdest subreddit you've ever seen after clicking 'RANDOM'?'
Syphon: >tulpas is an answer
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Muffet: "It would be."
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Fellby: sighs. "Parenthood sucks."
Muffet: "I'm glad I circumvented it the other three times."
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: ((For me
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: ((it's /r/PotatoSalafd
: r/PotatoSalad
Endling Asriel: "Oh."
Endling Asriel: "I though that other than that it looked nice though."
MV: ((/r/bulgaria was the immediate response for me and im not certain gow to react
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Fanta: ((/r/maymayzone
Syphon: Also, this is amazing http://i.imgur.com/zYQT6ng.png
Fanta: pets him
Fanta: is as soft as smol
Fellby: "At least Ember doesn't attempt to summon hell-hounds by carving symbols in the walls."
Muffet: "Or try to turn people into thralls."
Endling Asriel: "You're very soft today."
Fanta: "Just got a shower"
Fellby: "Or use illusions to turn into her father."
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Endling Asriel: "Ohhh."
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: ((Mmmmm))
Envy: "Or stab you in the arm by accident."
: ((I got the new Ana skin))
: ((I don't even play her but still))
Fanta: pets him while watching tv
Endling Asriel: "Is that what you and dad were doing? Taking a shower?"
Fellby: jumps. "When the heck did you get here?"
Fanta: "In the bathroom, yeah"
Endling Asriel: "Together?"
Fanta: nods
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Endling Asriel: "Oh."
Barchar: (shit)
Muffet: that was her
Endling Asriel: "Why?"
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Fellby: -oh0
Fanta: "We do basically everything together"
Fellby: "... "
Muffet: "we'll ask tomorrow."
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Fellby: "Yeah. He's gotta show up for my birthday, right?"
Fanta: >pump 6 sand attacks into electrode
Fanta: >he lands a supersonic
Fanta: >move with 55% accuracy
Fanta: >And then a fucking charge beam on my surskit
: ((So the zone-tan costume
: ((What's with the eyes
Muffet: "I meant the kids, but that too."
Fanta: ((Her eyes are weird
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Fanta: ((And I wanted to convey that
Fellby: "... Yeah."
Endling Asriel: "Oh.-
: "*
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Endling Asriel: "Just seems like it would be weird to be naked together and stuff."
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Syphon: Electrode is listening to Watsky
Fanta: "Nah"
Syphon: Obviously
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Fellby: "... God it'll be nice to have time to think."
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: yee haw
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Fanta: "Adults do stuff like that together"
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Endling Asriel: "Oh."
Endling Asriel: "I didn't know that."
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Fanta: I just
Fanta: Fuck
Fanta: Fuck
Fanta: Fuck
Syphon: Rip
Fanta: "Yeah"
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: ((HAH
Fanta: ((AKA
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MV: ((its yiff
Syphon: oh
Endling Asriel: "Why?"
Fellby: lights up a cigarette, unbuttoning his shirt.
Fanta: "It's intimate"
Endling Asriel: "What's that?"
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Syphon: Well nevermind, gif is only sometimes incorrect
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Syphon: Fuck english
Fanta: YES
Fanta: YES
Fanta: YES
Syphon: What
Fanta: I beat Julia
Syphon: Gj
: ((Now
: Congrats.
Fanta: "Fancy word for close"
: ((Never underestimate Reborn
: ((Kek
Fanta: I had a mudkip last time
Fanta: And not
Fanta: Noibat
: ((You may have a lightningrod zebra and such
: ((But the game will fucking ruin you
Fanta: Sonicboom
Fanta: Is cancer
: ((Ame is a spiteful bitch with the sonicboom spam
: MV [MV] is now MV [].
Syphon: Well now I'm considering getting Reborn
: ((Why consider?
: ((It's free
Syphon: Well now I'm getting Reborn
: ((it's literally just a download
Fanta: Pick oshawott to absolutely D E S T R O Y the first gym
: brb
: Oshawott?
Syphon: http://imgur.com/Btl8TBQ
: ((Y'know what, fuck it.
: ((Slar, how far in are you
Fanta: Julia
: ((I'll start a new run
: ((And play along with ya'
Fanta: Okie
Fanta: Go to the fountain in the rain, surskit's good
: ((Actually
: ((I think i've still got my gen 1 run
: ((That's just at Joulia
: ((Where i'm using nothing but gen 1
Fanta: Have you ever considered a reborn nuzlocke
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: ((Been there, done that.
Fanta: "You getting sleepy?"
Fanta: wants to tuck the kids in like a good mom
: back
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: ((I've given nuzlocke a couple try
Syphon: Gtg
Syphon: Gn <3
: gn nathan
: ((The farthest i've gotten is the point where you have to fight a level 70 Arceus
Syphon: eugh
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: ((You can avoid it
: ((If you side with the bad guy for a fight
: ugh i hate when i have ideas but no way to execute them without seeming needy by doing them
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Endling Asriel: "Question first."
Endling Asriel: "Would this be considered intimate?"
Fanta: "Well.. um..."
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Fanta: "No, because you're my son, and that'd be weird."
Endling Asriel: "...Then what's the difference between close and intimate?"
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Fanta: "Intimate's romantic."
Fanta: http://imgur.com/a/Qiq2K
Fanta: A sign
Endling Asriel: "Ooohhhhh."
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Fanta: she rubs his head
: "chatot pov rule34"
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Endling Asriel: "So would me sleeping in the same bed as Smazzy be considered intimate...?"
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Fanta: nods
Endling Asriel: "Okay."
: slarv id ask why youre googling chatot porn but im uncertain on whether i want to know or not
Endling Asriel: "I was just wondering."
: (( I had to leave in the middle of character cop
Fanta: ((It was cool
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Fellby: nuzzles against his wife.
: (( Do I still have the role for the channel
Fanta: ((Yes
Endling Asriel: "Is that it?"
Fanta: "Is that what?"
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Endling Asriel: "No, I mean is that all. If there was anything else or something."
: (( bill wurtz
: (( appears once on the show, only to tell serac to die
Endling Asriel: "Cause I'm getting kinda sleepy, so, I thought we should wrap up the conversation."
Fanta: "Not really."
Fanta: "Ready for bed?"
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Endling Asriel: -He nods.-
: (( i'm sure thats the only time I'll ever be on ccop
Fanta: she picks him up and takes him to the bedroom with colt
: (( I need to get the proper equipment to make bill wurtz-style jingles
Endling Asriel: -He hugs her while she does.-
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Fanta: hugs back, setting him in bed and tucking him in
Endling Asriel: "G'night, mom."
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Fanta: "Goodnight"
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Fanta: gives him a quick kiss on the forehead and heads out
Endling Asriel: -Sleepgote.-
Hywel: -He passed out on the couch during the snuggles.-
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Fanta: aaaand she has to pick up hywel now
Fanta: except she can't
Fanta: so she drags him off the couch
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Hywel: -He wakes up from falling over onto his fucking back and head.-
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Hywel: "Ow shit what the fuck."
Fanta: "I tried picking you up"
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Hywel: "You could have just woken me up."
Fanta: "But I was gonna be super romantic and carry you to bed"
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Hywel: "You wanna know why you can't?"
Hywel: "Cause ya don't work out."
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Fanta: "Dammit"
: McChicken
Hywel: "Lets go to bed."
: #McChicken
Fanta: "Yeah"
Hywel: "And get all snuggled up. Deal I made earlier is still on."
Fanta: "Yes"
Hywel: "You get my freshly floofed body all to yourself."
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Fanta: she's floofing his ears already
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Hywel: -He heads to the bed.-
Fanta: does too, and climbs in
Hywel: -He's lying in he bed in a position similar to one you'd see on a body pillow.-
Fanta: "I'm not gonna sex you, it'd ruin your fluff"
Fanta: she snuggles up, petting his chest
Hywel: "You can still snuggle all suggestively and stuff."
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Fanta: "Yeah"
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Fanta: but she's just gonna snuggle where's fluffiest
Hywel: -He takes his shirt off just to be convince them.-
: Convenient*
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: (( tfw
: (( http://i.imgur.com/KSiZ8hO.png
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Fanta: she takes her clothes off, and his, then resnugs
Hywel: -Hooray.-
Fanta: and she's sleep
Fanta: quickly
Hywel: "...Fanta?"
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Fanta: she's dead out
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Hywel: "...Sleepy."
Hywel: -He snugs up very close.-
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Wallace: -jumps to the floor on all fours- I'M GAY[/color]
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: Wallace: -jumps into a wheelchair- I have crippling depression
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Wallace: "Hi"
Hywel: "..."
Hywel: -I mean he's hard as a diamond that's probably obvious.-
Wallace: "You seem happy to see me"
Hywel: "Wallace."
Wallace: "Yes?"
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Hywel loses his boner instantly[/color]
: (( Hywel: "Thank you"
Hywel: "This is the worst moment."
Wallace: "I don't know, this is pretty cool"
Wallace: ((Brb
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Hywel: "What do you mean it's cool?"
Fellby: ((hey smash
: (( What the fuck did I just write http://i.imgur.com/xVA6z2t.png
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Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Chara x Reader[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]That's what you fucking wrote[/color]
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: female!chara x reader (surface)
Smash: (( I just hate everything right now
Frisk: ((Smash: I'm triggered
: (( o
Fellby: ((Frisky.
Smash: (( legit man, I am
Frisk: ((Anyways, Smash, what's the problem?))
Frisk: ((You can always tell us))
Frisk: ((Maybe we can help))
Frisk: ((But if you don't want to
Frisk: ((That's fine
Smash: (( I dunno... I'm just... I feel like I'm just, unnecessary
Frisk: ((.. Ah))
Frisk: ((I feel that way at times))
: ((Are you able to expand on that?))
Smash: (( that, and I feel like, a hypocrite?
Smash: (( the moment I expand on the subject, I'm gonna look like an asshole.
: ((That's fine))
Frisk: ((That's fine
Smash: (( and it's like, I get it, you know, I don't have a say in what's going on but, I still don't like it
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: ((Okay.))
Frisk: ((I'm pretty sure we've all looked like assholes sometimes. I do like you Smash, and I do like how you RP - you're perfectly fine, I have no problem with you.))
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: ((Neither do I.))
: nor do i. i feel the same way as frisky on this.
: i agree
Fellby: ((I have no problem with you either.
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: ((Plus))
Frisk: ((I can't say too much about the "not having a say" part as I'm not really a mod, yes, I've been here for almost a damn year, but I can't really fix it))
: ((Wait disregard that plus I had a thing to say but I can't word it))
Smash: (( I've known you guys for how long? and you've already given me more support than friends I've known for years.
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Frisk: ((Listen, we all feel shitty sometimes))
: some more than others
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]^[/color]
: ((Being anonymous is a very interesting thing.))
: ((Hardly any of us know anything about each other))
: we just gotta stick it through, and help those friends that need help whenever pissible
Smash: [color=#fffffe]pissible[/color]
: possible
: pissible
: ((Yet, we can all still consider each other "Friends" in a way. We all help and support each other, despite not knowing who we're helping))
Frisk: ((The thing is that we all have to try our best to get through life and shitty times are apart of it))
Smash: [color=#fffffe]plot twist, you're helping Hitler[/color]
: ((I guess it hits that part I think most people have, the one that gives you that warm feeling when you make someone smile))
: i mean we do have the hitler squad
Fellby: ((...can i be honest for a moment?
: ((plot twist, we cause Germany to win WWII))
: ((Yes))
Fellby: ((you guys are my only friends
Frisk: ((Sure, Chime
Frisk: ((Oh))
: ((Were in the same boat right there))
Frisk: ((I see))
Fellby: ((i can't really connect with people outside of the internet
: (( I think the thing about being anonymous is that you can say a lot more than with real people facetoface
: ((^
: i understand; i have very few friends outside of here
Smash: (( I have too many half-ass friends...
: ((I can't speak for everyone, and we may all be pretty half-ass
Fellby: ((and without you guys, i'd probably be in a worse spot than i am now
: ((But we're all friends here
: same, chime
Wallace: ((I've got like, one friend irl I consider anywhere near as close as you dudes
: ((Being Anonymous is weird))
Smash: [color=#fffffe]You guys are awesome[/color]
: so are you, smash
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]So are you[/color]
: ((Because I can almost guarantee that we would immediately label and judge based on ehatbwe see rather than what we know))
: ((Here, all we can do is read what they write))
: ((And see that this is a good person, I like how they think, and how they are.))
Smash: [color=#fffffe]I actually.... dont judge appearance[/color]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]I always judge personality[/color]
: ((Maybe not consciously, but I think everyone does))
: honestly i trusted you guys faster than i trusted pretty much anyone else
: ((Consciously isn't the right word for that))
: I kinda think that this group wouldn't be the same if we all knew eachother in person
Smash: [color=#fffffe]I'd still be the same[/color]
Fellby: ((you guys wouldn't like me
Smash: [color=#fffffe]I'm weird[/color]
Fellby: ((i don't talk
Frisk: ((The thing is that I have friends that would totally help me get through shit but I hide some things I tell you guys from them))
: ((I talk too much.
: I say the wrong things
: ((I'm a public speaker. I'm loud. I talk a lot. And that gets me in shit
: (( I cannot go any further than this http://i.imgur.com/u460dYm.png
: ((I feel that if I knew most of the people here in real life that I wouldn't have even talked to them))
Wallace: ((Irl I either don't talk much or never shut up
: ((I don't think I would have even attempted))
Smash: [color=#fffffe]I'm the kind of guy who can get along with just about anyone in real life.but online, people usually just, it's complicated[/color]
Frisk: ((I say the wrong things at the wrong times))
: ((Well, most people are dicks online))
: i fear that if people meet me in person theyd all hate me bc i talk too much or stay too quiet, i have no filter, i cry more than id like to bc i have emotional overloads, i constantly joke about my depression, i stim a lot, i dont look like i want to, i dont always sound like i want to
: I just say the wrong things to the wrong people
: ((Question, how do you stim? You don't have to answer but I'm curious))
: i move my hands and tongue and fingers a lot
: ((Cause I do a lot of fidgeting to get over anxiousness and to pay attention))
: I never really am involved with conversations I have with people face-to-face
: i also lipsync without realizing it
Smash: [color=#fffffe]I live some ass backwards logic. I got all I need irl, but I want to happy online?[/color]
: ((Whenever I'm sitting my knee is bouncing. I don't even do it intentionally anymore))
: ((I click pens whenever I can))
: same except its always unintentional
: (( I tap with pens
: ((And crack my knuckles in a specific order))
: (( Really noisy and it annoys the fuck out of people
Wallace: ((I bite my nails
: i chew things and if i have nothing i chew my lip
Wallace: ((That's my thing
Fellby: ((i bite my fingers
: ((Doesn't everyone do that?? Bite their nails and lips?))
: ((I bite my fingers too))
: ((Okay don't laugh
: ((I whistle
: ((I whistle a shitton
: ((...Why would we laugh?))
: i sing to stim at times
Fellby: ((rolling my dice in my fingers works nice too
: ((I sing in the shower sometimes, cause I can't sing))
: ((But I like music))
Smolapeño: (i stim by pacing, sometimes just running around in circles)
: ((I'm gonna get a Fidget Cube when they are released))
: ((I pace allll the fucking time. On phones calls, talking, hell, even when i have no reason to be walking))
: ((I can never sit still without actively doing something))
Fellby: ((oooh, pacing is nice
Smash: (( I don't do any that, I'm literally the completely ass backwards logic of an online user. I'm extremely open and real in real life, and online, but online is just... more social to me
: irl i show affection violently like punching people on the arm and im kinda freakishly strong for someone with my image and i have bruised peopke
Fellby: ((and this d4 feels reaaaly nice in my hands
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: ((I haven't learned how people flip pencils and shit around their fingers))
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: ((I penspin
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: ((My hands aren't meant for this shit they're tailored to key presses))
: i draw a lot
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: ((I draw a lot too))
: ((But they're more just bad doodles))
: it ranges from art to bad semirealistic chodes
Smolapeño: (i have a notebook that i draw in in every single class to stim)
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: ((Oh, mine ranges from mediocre sketch to literally a stick figure or some shit))
Frisk: ((I make half-assed jokes to other people just because I want to have the satisfaction to make someone laugh (Clearly I fail at that here), I'm very self-deprecating and I insult myself all the time, I sometimes bite my nails, I'm not that good at singing, IRL I cry to the smallest things, I have a fear of drowning and even almost drowned once, I hate eye gore, drawing is one of my hobbies TL;DR: I'm trash
: ((I cry a lot))
Fellby: ((is it bad that the best piece of human anatomy that i can draw is a cock
: ((Who wants to hear my stupid irrational fear?))
: frisky thats me 95% except im not afraid of drowning
: mine is bees
: ((I have an irrational fear of Peanut M&Ms))
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: ((And leeches))
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: ((Okay does anyone else
: ooh, food fears! i cant stand skittles because of a traumatic experience. that sounds like a joke but it isnt
: ((Feel that wierd feeling at night
: ((That theres like
: ((Spiders
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: ((Crawling up you
: ((Nope))
Fellby: ((i have to play horror games earlier in the day
Wallace: ((Yes
Wallace: ((And one time there was
Wallace: ((So it's justified
Frisk: ((YES
Fellby: ((or else i won't be able to sleep
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: except its not spiders its ants
: ((I'm actually pretty okay with sleep))
: ((Expect that I sleep too late))
Frisk: ((I hate corn))
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: i have so many tactile hallucinations
: ((And fucking hug a pillow))
Frisk: ((I like to kill ants
: same
: ((Comfortable as fuck))
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: ((I woke up in the morning covered in ticks once
Frisk: ((I like to cuddle in a blanket
: ((And ever since then if I feel something crawling on me
: ((I get scared as fuck
Fellby: ((dude i have to sleep with a bodypillow
Smolapeño: (i'm scared of whales, lake monsters, and jumpscares. i have to read scary books during the day. dhmis gave me nightmares, so did coraline)
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Frisk: ((I'm scared of dying))
: ((I'm not))
: i cant sleep without cuddling in a blanket and, admitting this to only you guys, sucking my thumb
: ive come to terms with death early on
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: bc ive almost died so many times
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: I'm not scared of dying
: ((I'm more afraid of what the afterlife is. Or what the lack of it is.))
: same
: ((Because I don't know. I don't like not knowing.))
: my fear is that the afterlife is just nothing
Frisk: ((I'm not scared of what happens after you die
Fellby: ((oh boy now we're on death
Wallace: ((Well
Wallace: ((I'm gonna just
Wallace: ((Stay in ZS
: ((Hey let's change the topic))
: ((On the topic of insects))
: ((Who can tell me what the worst sting known to man is))
Wallace: "So.."
Frisk: ((Bullet ant
: its one of those ants
: yeah that
Wallace: "We're in bed, naked."
: ((The fucking wasp in my backyard
Smash: (( Japanese Hornet
: ((Idgaf about ants and hornets
: ((It's the backyard wasps
Frisk: ((i once pissed into an antpile
: ((it's bullet ant))
: ((In my shed
Hywel: "I."
Hywel: "Yeah."
: ((I've never been stung by them
: ((But they're big
: (( I put windex on a sugar cube next to a fuckton of ants when I was like, ten
: ((And scary
Hywel: "And I don't know how to react."
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: ((And make me not want to go into my shed
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: ((Paper wasps suck))
Wallace: "If it's any consolation, you're very well endowed."
: i fear wasps, bees, and hornets and i get tactile hallucinations that one is crawling on my back every summer
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: ((Just blow the shed up))
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: (( I think I'm going to be the one person on ZS that everyone asks to make graphics for
Hywel: "Fuck you."
: i panic in the presence of them
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]When I'm alone in the dark I always feel like something else is there[/color]
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Hywel: "I know it was a compliment but fuck."
: same frisky
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]I hear footsteps when really it's nothing[/color]
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Wallace: "I don't see you unsnuggling"
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: I have this fear of somebody always watching me
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]And it's my own imagination freaking me out[/color]
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Fellby: -Hey guess what fucker's 30.-
: i fear that im allergic to bees even though my family has no history of it
: ((I've been stung by a bee twice so far))
Schyroton: -Guess what fucker immediately sent birthday texts to him.-
: ((And the first time I broke out with hives the week after))
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]I have never been stung by a bee[/color]
: ((And had to be hospitalized at some point))
: nor have i
Fellby: wakes up and answers the texts.
Fellby: [thank you]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]I have a fear of going blind[/color]
Schyroton: [youre welcome]
: ((And I definitely didn't need to go the the hospital but better safe than sorry.))
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]I have a fear of getting my eyes scooped out with a spoon[/color]
Hywel: "Because if I get up you see everything."
Wallace: "So we sleeping like this?"
Hywel: "I don't know what to do."
Wallace: "Or what?"
Hywel: "I don't know!"
Hywel: -Yeah he's a Softdick now.-
: if someone calls me by she/her pronouns i spray them with water like one would a cat
Smolapeño: (idk what this means, but sometimes at night i'll get intense anxiety and paranoia about dying in my sleep and then my heart rate quickens which i assume is proof that i'm dying)
: ((Spritz))
: ((You spritz people))
: yes
: ((I want to have a spray bottle to just carry around))
: ((And spray them when they say or do stupid shit))
Wallace: he snuggles up closer
: it has been sprayed more than it shoukd have been.
Hywel: -He pushes away.-
Wallace: "What? You're soft!"
: it shouldnt have to be sprayed.
Hywel: "Yeah but it's weird I don't even know you."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*rolls in to the bar with the wheels in his heels, apparently he's a robot now* Grillby, I need something that's gonna burn...[/color]
Grillby: -Immediately serves up the fireman brew.-
Grillby: [s]He gestures to himself.[/s]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]MV: -sprays a spritz bottle out of someone's monitor-[/color]
Wallace: he unsnugs
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*immediately drinks*[/color]
: ((I should learn how to music))
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]MV: physics can't stop me from spraying bullshittery[/color]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Thanks.[/color]
: i would if that were physically possible, frisky
Hywel: "Goddamnit, this situation isn't fun."
Grillby: "No problem."
Hywel: "I just wanted my wife to have a nice night."
Wallace: "I'm just as confused as you"
: i'd do it to my parents if they wouldn't disown me/kick me out/stop paying for college/all three
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Frisky: i'm tired but I want to stay up MV: -sprays frisky in the face through the monitor- Frisky: IM AWAKE NOW[/color]
Hywel: "No I'm not confused, I'm upset."
: pfft
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*spins abdomen 180 degrees* So, what'd I miss?[/color]
: ((Slarv did you write the most recent GameStop commercial))
Grillby: "Aparently Barchar is a goddess now."
: im gonna go to bed, gn
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Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Gn MV[/color]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*spins around fully* Holy s[censored]t! how'd that happen?[/color]
Wallace: "Sorry?"
Wallace: ((What was it
Hywel: "Just... it's okay, go to sleep..."
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Grillby: "She went to... some fancy immortal party. I dunno."
: ((It's about trading goats))
Smash: [color=#fffffe]what the f[censored]k man! I leave and go die, and you guys do all the cool stuff![/color]
Wallace: he turns around in bed
Wallace: now he feels bad
Hywel: "Sorry, for being rude."
Wallace: "It's ok, I guess."
Hywel: "I'm an asshole, sorry."
Grillby: "I know, right?"
Grillby: "Oh and apparently there's a chaos god active now."
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Is there a literal beep whenever Smash says a Fuckword[/color]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]which one we talking about?[/color]
Smash: (( yes
Wallace: stays quiet
Smash: (( imagine claptraps voice, your life will easier
Nyarlathotep: -[url=http://cyanyurikago.web.fc2.com/images/black-queen01l.png?21473413]Why hello there.[/url]-
Smash: (( will be
Wallace: ((I'm gonna write the Luz x Lacey ship
Wallace: ((It's gonna be the best one in the game
Hywel: "...Look, I can get clothes and then you can sleep a little closer so you're not lonely in bed, is that okay?"
Wallace: "If you don't want to, don't. I just figured you'd want to be hugging her when she woke up."
Hywel: "...Thatsba fair point. Fine."
Smash: (( no idea the direction of that
Hywel: "But don't look under the covers please."
Wallace: "Ok.."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*looks around*[/color]
Nyarlathotep: -He's in the bar. But he looks like a pretty lady.-
Hywel: "I feel like this is a ploy so you can get close to me."
Drakon: "oh its you again"
Drakon: "meaninglessly thrilling to see you"
Hywel: "But fucking... I've made worse decisions."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Helloooooooooo nurse![/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Wallace x Hywel[/color]
: ((No))
Wallace: "You know what, fuck it."
Smash: (( the reference had to be made
Wallace: "I'll sleep on the couch."
Wallace: gets out of bed
Hywel: "No ge-"
Nyarlathotep: -He chuckles.-
Hywel: "Get back under the covers now please."
Wallace: tosses on whatever is on the floor
Wallace: walks out of the room
Hywel: "...That works."
Hywel: -He lets him.-
Smash: [color=#fffffe]What's so funny?[/color]
Endling Asriel: -He's out in the living room again, watching TV and eating. Looks like he couldn't fall asleep.-
Nyarlathotep: "Mortals in general."
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Endling Asriel: -He'll probably get spooked to see fanta up, cause he's breaking the rules.-
: (3) New War Requests [] is now (4) New War Requests [].
Smash: [color=#fffffe]okay, I can agree with that[/color]
Wallace: sits on the couch quietly
Endling Asriel: "Um..."
Endling Asriel: "..."
: You have a new war request from: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PKlCqmk.jpg](N/A)[/url]
Endling Asriel: "Hi mom..."
: accept: [y/n]
Nyarlathotep: "How such little things are so significant..."
: ((y))
Nyarlathotep: "I'm surprised the bartender hasn't kicked me out for not wearing a shirt."
Wallace: "I'm not your mom."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Not fully comprehending whatcha mean there, but I'll pretend I do.[/color]
: Fighting against (N/A). Results will be delivered in (15) fifteen minutes.
: ((Okay then))
Endling Asriel: "...Yes you are?"
Endling Asriel: -He scoots over.-
Wallace: "No, I'm some asshole in her body."
Nyarlathotep: -He cackles. "Well, usually there's a nudity taboo."
Endling Asriel: "...Oh."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]I meant before that, but whatever[/color]
Endling Asriel: -He doesn't move, still scooted over.-
Nyarlathotep: "Mmmh. I wouldn't expect you too."
Endling Asriel: "Did you take her body permanently...?"
Wallace: shrugs
Endling Asriel: -He seems nervous.-
Smash: [color=#fffffe]I feel like that's an insult[/color]
Endling Asriel: "Where is mom?"
Nyarlathotep: "Maybe it is, maybe it isn't."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]I'm gonna Make like a modern aged Christian and assume the worst.[/color]
Wallace: "Hell if I know."
Wallace: "Sorry, kid."
Nyarlathotep: "It's funnier that way."
Endling Asriel: "...Is she dead...?"
Endling Asriel: -He's now really concerned.-
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*just sits there*[/color]
Wallace: "Maybe, I have no idea how this works."
Wallace: "Probably not."
Endling Asriel: "oh... good..."
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: ((Shit))
Endling Asriel: -He sits next to Wallace, kicking his legs over the edge of the couch.-
The Editor: By the way
The Editor: The vibration curse is still going strong.
Literally Satan: [This is a text to make all your shit vibrate]
Drakon: [You're making my middle finger vibrate]
: (4) New War Requests [] is now (3) New War Requests [].
Wallace: "Your dad hates my guts."
Endling Asriel: "...Why?"
Endling Asriel: "...Ivmwan
: Oh wow
Nyarlathotep: -His stool vibrates. "Ooooh!"
Fellby: -His entire bed vibrates.-
Endling Asriel: "I mean... I'd prefer if you were mom..."
: You have (3) three more war requests.
Smash: [color=#fffffe]... what?[/color]
Wallace: "Yeah, I bet."
Wallace: "I don't think I'm allowed to touch you."
Nyarlathotep: "I'm sorry, do you not own a phone?"
Endling Asriel: "Oh..."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]I think that's still on my corpse[/color]
Nyarlathotep: "Oh. Awkward."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]eh. happens.[/color]
Wallace: sighs
Nyarlathotep: "Yeah, my buddy Hastur got blown up the other day by some wacko with a stuffed parrot."
: (1) New war request from: [url=https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeHKMxSW8AAy-PC.jpg]VapeNation[/url]
: accept: [y/n]
Wallace: "I'm just gonna lie down here and go back to not existing in the morning."
Nyarlathotep: "Honestly it was pretty sick. They shared a blunt as they died. It was wonderful."
Wallace: lies down
Smash: [color=#fffffe]that's nice.[/color]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Wish I was that Lucky[/color]
Nyarlathotep: "Had to jump through a few hoops to get him reincarnated and back in this plane, but hey."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]it's something[/color]
Nyarlathotep: "Hm. True."
: (( [y]
: Fighting against VapeNation. Results will be delivered in (43) fourty-three minutes.
Wallace: ((http://pastebin.com/vca8ym9n the only incest support I have to write
Wallace: ((I'm proud as shit
: (( I lost my charaxreader writing
: (( Anyone remember this spicy meme http://i.imgur.com/jh3ZvMg.png
: [url=http://i.imgur.com/PpV5S7n.png]You have won (1) one war.[/url]
Wallace: he curls up with no blanket on the couch and feels like garbage until he goes to sleep
: Well motherfucker.
: I see two more war requests.
: (3) New War Requests [] is now (2) New War Requests [].
: (1) New war request from: [url=https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a2328193370_10.jpg]BlankBanshee[/url]
: accept: [y/n]
: Shit son that looks like some seriously tough dued
: dudes
: [N]
: (2) New War Requests [] is now (1) New War Request [].
: (1) New war request from: [url=http://cdn.pitchfork.com/blog/394/b5c3d177.jpg]DeathGrips[/url]
: accept: [y/n]
: They look like pansies
: [Y]
: Fighting against DeathGrips. Results will be delivered in (96) ninety-six minutes or less.
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: You have won one (1) war.
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Wallace: It is 2 am
Wallace: and i made miyu the tank engine
: We've got a bad theme
: of Miyu Decisions at 2 AM
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Smash: [color=#fffffe]Ever want to like someone, and you do, but you absolutely, gut wrenchingly hate them for who they are?[/color]
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: yee haw
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Barchar: (I'm not sure about making the game freeze, but that support is otherwise 100% perfect)
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]"Boycott the modding tools for isaac until the DLC is on the system with the 2nd least amount of players on it" [color=red]]][/color]
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: ((Jesus Christ, Smelter is so good))
Barchar: (WAIT IS AB+ OUT)
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]No [color=red]]][/color]
Barchar: (oh)
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]But people are speculating we're getting a release date monday [color=red]]][/color]
Barchar: (you both making messages about it, with bread mentioning an item as if he was using it just got me excited)
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Considering it's been a month since we've got an update and this is the only update that that was announced a week before hand [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Also it's the only update relating to tyrone so far, and normally that means some form of announcement that's important [color=red]]][/color]
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Wallace: ((Hi
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]hola [color=red]]][/color]
Fellby: ((guess who just got a call for a job interview in a half hour from now
Barchar: (uhhhhhhh)
Barchar: (MV)
Fellby: ((hahahaha i should probably get ready for that
Barchar: (probably)
Fellby: ((wish me luck
Wallace: ((http://mgx0.tumblr.com/post/147892253267/well-dont-say-i-didnt-warn-you
Wallace: ((gl chime
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Wallace: ((About 1/100 probably
Syphon: aw
Wallace: ((Not very rare
Barchar: it's a 1 in 0987654321 chance
Wallace: ((The second wild pokemon I found was a shiny bidoof
Syphon: I'm fighting a shiny noibat rn
Barchar: or, wait, sorry
Wallace: ((Don't use it
Barchar: 1234567890 in 0987654321
Wallace: ((Noibat is garbage
Syphon: Oh okay
Barchar: i don't know what that would translate to, bu
Syphon: I don't have a full team yet though
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Frisk: https://youtu.be/W4JXvP-yHbw
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Best anime[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Opening[/color]
Syphon: Dammit I killed it
Syphon: Mudkip is getting so many fucking crits
Wallace: ((Oh
Wallace: ((Oh boy
Wallace: ((You picked mudkip
Syphon: Yes
Wallace: ((That was my first starter
Wallace: ((And with a great rest of the team
Wallace: ((It took me 7hours to beat taka/zel
Wallace: ((And I still couldn't beat shelly after that
Syphon: oh
Syphon: shet
Wallace: ((You'll evicerate the first boss
Wallace: ((But after that is the grass type leader
Wallace: ((Be sure to take the kricketot
Wallace: ((Because it's a god until shelly
Syphon: Alright
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Wallace: is still asleep
Wallace: ((...
Wallace: ((Wndrwll got copyright striked
Syphon: Oh no
Barchar: (i fucking know it's the worst)
Barchar: (the guy that uploaded the compilation of sounds and silence had to pitch-shift wndrwll and it's jsut)
Barchar: (:<)
Syphon: CE would not like going through the first 10 minutes of reborn
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Syphon: Hi Meme
: ((yee haw
Syphon: Well I'm a fuck
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Syphon: For not realizing what the yena in poochyena was
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]By the way Tri[/color]
Syphon: Yee
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Motherfucking Taka.[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]And motherfucking ZEL.[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Prepare for those fights[/color]
Syphon: Okay
Wallace: Zel is not hard
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]True[/color]
Wallace: Taka is mildly hard
Wallace: Taka/Zel
Wallace: Is cancer
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]That's what I meant[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Taka and ZEL is fucking just[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]'KILL ME NOW'[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]'IT'S TIME TO STOP'[/color]
Syphon: Neato I already have a Marshtomp
Syphon: That evolution animation
Syphon: Byotiful
Wallace: I cannot
Wallace: Find the gulpin
Syphon: 'stupid pink thing'
Syphon: Is that Ditto
Wallace: I think it's an igglybuff
Wallace: But I've never traded for it
Syphon: Ah
Syphon: Either way, I don't have a bibarel so rip
Wallace: Bidoof evolves long after your current level cap
Syphon: Is Whismur worth catching
Syphon: I assume no
Syphon: Actually I have no pokeballs anyway
Wallace: If it has soundproof
Wallace: It's immune to chatter
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Wallace: Oh hell yeah
Wallace: Espurr
Fellby: ((guess who has a job now
Wallace: ((Nice
Syphon: Gj
: yee haw
Wallace: Actually it's not igglybuff because I just got one from something else
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Syphon: Hi Bloo
: (1) New War Request [] is now (2) New War Requests [].
Wallace: Tri, if you want a surskit and blitzle set the day to yesterday
Wallace: So it's raining
Syphon: Alright
Syphon: Oh hey here's Kricketot
: (1) New war request from: [url=http://s.hswstatic.com/gif/asimo-1a.jpg]ASIMO[/url]
: accept: [y/n]
Syphon: Isn't ASIMO the robot racer or something
Wallace: [y]
Wallace: [it looks like a pussy]
Fellby: ((just push it over
Wallace: Shit shiny trubbish
Syphon: True
Syphon: Rip
Wallace: It's MV with makeup on
Fellby: ((also flame if you're here barchar's favorite food is banana splits
Wallace: Kek
Syphon: kek
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Syphon: Kricketot's level 3
Syphon: Cri
: open: [y/n]
Syphon: [y]
Syphon: maybe it's hl3
: You recieved a Count Limiter and (1) HALF-LIFE 3
Syphon: yessss
Wallace: Shit dude
Wallace: This trubbish knows recycle and toxic spikes
Syphon: Woah nice
: HALF-LIFE 3: Reduces your time fighting by 3%
Syphon: MV with make-up is strong
: Count Limiter: Better chance of winning
Wallace: Caught it
Syphon: Anyway, should I put my level 5 trubbish in PC and put kricketot into my team
Wallace: Eh, shitty IVs
Wallace: But still, cool find
Wallace: I might consider it for florinia
: You have won (1) war. [CardsAgainstUndertale vs. ASIMO 66-2]
Syphon: Rip ASIMO
Barchar: confirmed
Barchar: loves banana splits
Wallace: Found gulpin
Barchar: everything that happens in tomodachi life is 100% canon absolutely
Fellby: -That would make his favorite food spaghetti, and he's now running around in a doorman uniform.-
: Rush B
Barchar: only for barchar
Fellby: -But today he's wearing his birthday suit-
Fellby: -Well, until he put on some clothes-
Muffet: ba dum bum
Barchar: (Barchar wants to be friends with the scout)
Barchar: (Also, she's in that evening gown thing)
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Syphon: How do I use registered item
Barchar: (Because she wanted new clothes and it was the clothest thing to the dress i could figure out)
Syphon: hue
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: http://i.imgur.com/AY2eyki.png y tho
Wallace: Shift
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Syphon: Ty
Wallace: FINALLY
Fellby: ((i might make fellby change back into his schoolgirl uniform
Fellby: ((or i can give him a swimsuit that's basically a speedo
Barchar: (give him a purple swimsuit)
Fellby: ((will do
Syphon: Brb
Barchar: (You know, I'm so happy how well Muffet's eyes work)
Fellby: ((me too
Fellby: ((speaking of muffet, guess which cosplay i'm planning for may
Barchar: (ooh)
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Syphon: Back
Wallace: Aaaaaand the teddiursa I spent 30 minutes getting has shitty IVs
Syphon: Rip
Wallace: And a bad ability
Barchar: (how the fuck did larimar just make a root beer float)
Barchar: (in a fucking frying pan)
Fellby: ((muffet made grapefruit once
Barchar: (10)
Wallace: But, fuck it
Wallace: I'll take it over noibat
Barchar: (one feature i really wish was in this game)
Barchar: (a 'call all' button)
Barchar: (to make everyone come to their apartment)
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Syphon: Okay, why is the music fucked
Syphon: The speakers are fine, when I listen to other things it's fine, the game isn't lagging
Barchar: (Sniper is gonna go 'scope' things out with Amber)
Barchar: (wow)
Wallace: Because you should just
Wallace: Mute reborn
Wallace: And put on watsky
Syphon: Okay
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Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Reborn is fine[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]If you don't[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Have a shit computer[/color]
Syphon: The game is fine though
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Tru[/color]
Syphon: So I don't know why the music isn't
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]In my experience the music was fine[/color]
Syphon: Can't mute the game
Syphon: Rip
Wallace: Audio mixer
Syphon: Wait nvm volu---yeah
Fellby: is currently in the kitchen, enjoying a nice glass of scotch.
Barchar: (Okay you know what)
Barchar: (everyone give me 1 mii to add)
Wallace: ((Senor cockonface
Fellby: ((what kind of mii do you want
Barchar: (And I'm gonna do them all because I need some new blood in here)
Barchar: (Any kind)
Fellby: ((i can give you ryder's qr code
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Syphon: Guy Firey or whatever his name was
Barchar: (Ryder'll do but eh)
Fellby: ((i could also hand you sugar
Fellby: ((or my smallface
Barchar: (just)
Barchar: (any mii)
Barchar: (senor is added)
Barchar: (I'm doing guy fieri now)
Wallace: ((Excellent
Barchar: (Guy Fieriflavortown is added)
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: ((So ZS decided to get Miyu high last night
Syphon: what
Barchar: (Laharl?)
Barchar: (Any suggestions)
: ((Laharl
Barchar: (alright)
: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-O-W2XikhWUU/VPCp6eu9n7I/AAAAAAAABDo/B61pa_IM8kM/s1600/HNI_0021.JPG
Syphon: Did you know the white is scanned, not the black
: http://orig14.deviantart.net/726a/f/2014/117/6/2/taro_mii__disgaea_2__cursed_memories__by_bobby_sama-d7g9uey.jpg
: Here's taro
Barchar: i don't know who taro is but okay
: ((Taro was a goat kid before it was cool
: ((Well, cow kid, but still
Wallace: Just got the swirlix puzzle
Wallace: In like 2 minutes
Barchar: (I have 5 trendsetters)
: ((Slar
: ((They got Miyu high
Fellby: ((https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cu05QM-UEAAvCHC.jpg
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Wallace: ((What happened
Fellby: ((https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cu05nGhUAAAvI5Z.jpg
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Barchar: (I'm gonna have to change Ryder's last name)
Barchar: (there is no jon jafari)
Fellby: ((that's fine
: ((OH, also
: ((Who here hasn't seen Miyu The Tank Engine
Syphon: Me
: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/159406967121510400/236907834833502218/unknown.png
Syphon: I expected a shit photoshop
Syphon: But wow
Fellby: has now moved on to reading a book. It's peaceful. And quiet.
Fellby: -Almost too quiet.-
Muffet: is just waiting for something to happen
Literally Satan: He slooowly lowers from the ceiling with an airhorn.
Muffet: "Here he is."
Fellby: "Ah. There we go."
Literally Satan: "..."
Literally Satan: He retracts, and goes back to the ceiling.
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Literally Satan: Hisses.
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Literally Satan: And crawls away like a spider.
Muffet: "...Uhm."
Fellby: snickers to himself.
Azazel: cuts the rope he was lowering Satan with.
: ((Miyu mii
Barchar: (Miiyu)
Literally Satan: He grabs Azazel by the neck on the way down
Fellby: ((dude i'll take a miyu mii
: ((Here lemme get a Miyu ref
Fellby: ((i deleted some of my stupider miis
Barchar: (I'll make a miiyu)
Frisk: ((A Gary mii
: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/159406967121510400/236908521776611328/Miyu.png
Frisk: ((A Sage mii
Frisk: ((A Relic mii
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Fellby: ((and my more boring miis
Azazel: crashes to the floor.
Fellby: ((... is there an azazel mii bc i'll put him in my game
Literally Satan: There is now the sound of Azazel and Satan fighting eachother presumably on the floor.
Wallace: ((You can get jimmy johns subs delivered?
Azazel: is getting the shit beat out of him
Fellby: ((dude that's like
Literally Satan: He's making batman sound effects.
Fellby: ((their whole deal
Wallace: ((Huh
Azazel: fires laser in Satans face
Muffet: "What the hell is happening."
Fellby: ((here's my smallface, she reminds me of like... a cocker spaniel https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cu06VCQUkAA4xm9.jpg
Barchar: (Jimmy johns)
Barchar: (Freaky fast delivery)
Barchar: (not freaky fast nothing)
Literally Satan: Gets covered in blod, grabs Azazel, and shoots a bigger laser.
Fellby: "Whoa, whoa, hey easy! Dad's gonna be mad if you wreck the walls!"
Syphon: blod
Frisk: ((Jimmy Johns
Fellby: "..."
Barchar: (Laharl)
Barchar: (What's Miyu's birthday)
Frisk: ((Rustlin' your jimmies since whenever~
Florentin: -He drops the illusion and runs away.-
Azazel: attempts to grab Satan's next and fires a laser in Satan's face.
Muffet: she runs after him
: ((September 4th
Fellby: -The actual Fellby walks downstairs. "'Wha's happenin...?"
Barchar: (how old is she?)
Literally Satan: Another laser.
: ((Eleven
Florentin: "Hi dad!"
Fellby: "... Oh for FUCKS SAKE"
Wallace: ((Are the sandwiches good
Barchar: (so, 9/4 2005. Gotcha)
Azazel: and anotha one
Fellby: "Can you people, like, stop? For two whole seconds?"
Azazel: stops, and counts to 5 on his fingers.
Barchar: (miiyu is great)
Barchar: (making the qr code now)
Barchar: (done* why did I say great)
Syphon: Laharl is brainwashing you
Fellby: "Thank you! God..."
Miyu: One of us.
Miyu: One of us.
Shade: One of us
Shade: One of us
Barchar: (I'm not talking about real miyu just miiyu)
Ed: None of us.
Wallace: ((Shit man
Wallace: ((This is very many customization options for the sandwich
Fellby: ((create your own sandwichsona
Wallace: ((But
Wallace: ((Why are there no pickles
Barchar: http://imgur.com/a/Dso1j
: ((Now we just need an actual
: ((Image of what she looks like
: ((Cause I don't have a mii game anymore Q_Q
Barchar: (do you have your 3ds?)
Fellby: ((i'm editing my nyarlathotep mii
Barchar: (you don't need a mii game to scan the qr code)
Syphon: Okay, there's so many crits in Reborn
Azazel: has gone silent because of the mention of god around Satan.
Wallace: ((Fucking
Wallace: ((They don't deliver here
Wallace: ((Fuck
Syphon: Rip
Fellby: will continue to mention god in his home if Satan continues to misbehave there.
Barchar: http://imgur.com/a/J3Ab6
Barchar: I did the best I could
: ((:ok_hand:
Barchar: I couldn't make the onion bit at the top tho
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: Good
: GOod
Fellby: ((https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cu0-pA7UkAAfTyD.jpg
: Onion Miyu is bad Miyu
Wallace: It's an ahoge
Barchar: nyarlhotep is goin straight in the island
Fellby: ((based off of this depiction of nyarlathotep: http://cyanyurikago.web.fc2.com/images/redqueen2012-02l.png
Barchar: no, slarv, it's an onion
Syphon: Time for the first gym
: http://img13.deviantart.net/742a/i/2015/007/0/f/saber_baseballcap_ahoge_by_nesmeth-d8cyjs9.jpg
: No, this is an ahoge.
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Syphon: Well
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]I wish I had Tomodachi Life[/color]
Syphon: Sonic Boom's gonna fuck me
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]But I don't[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Sonic's gonna fuck Tri everybody[/color]
Fellby: ((no, this is an ahoge: https://66.media.tumblr.com/47c95f8a716d2298bd41ba5294e3f766/tumblr_nzh48a1hr81t3uwllo1_400.gif
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]The end of the world[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Has come[/color]
Syphon: Sonic Boom specifically
Frisk: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sonic_Boom_(TV_series)
Syphon: 3 Pokemon already down
Syphon: to a Voltorb
Barchar: (There. I'll wait for MV to get here before asking them for a mii)
Fellby: ((ok
Syphon: It's okay though, I guess I'll just sweep with Marshtomp
Barchar: (And I'd make a Sage, Frisky, but that'd be hard seeing as how tomodachi life doesn't allow miis to be quadrupeds.)
Fellby: sighs. "It's always the same shit, every day, huh?"
Syphon: Shit voltorb is faster
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Okay, my prntscrn shortcut isn't working right now, but the bottom one: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0Io-flCAAASF4J.jpg:large [color=red]]][/color]
Muffet: "Pretty much."
Fellby: ((oh hell yes
Barchar: ('The name's guy fieri. People often look to me for inspiration")
Barchar: (Alright)
Fellby: ((oh dude his nickname's in japanese
Barchar: (I'm gonna take the vault boy and steve too i think
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Barchar: (He's a japanese nathan drake it's fine)
Barchar: ('Japanese Nathan' fits as his first name)
Barchar: (great)
Fellby: sighs. "At least I get presents and cake today, huh?"
Muffet: "And, if father will stop fighting, possibly some time with only one child."
Fellby: "Indeed!"
Barchar: (oh, it doesn't know how to pronounce the japanese)
Barchar: (So I can just make it pronounce it as 'nathan drake')
Fellby: ((Yeah i just put in Nate
Fellby: ((I was half-tempted to make it pronounce it "Neifan Draaku" but decided not to
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Syphon: Time to fuck Julia
Barchar: (What the fuck kind of personality do i give the vault boy)
Wallace: ((Got food
Barchar: (At least I have a birthday with when the bombs dropped)
Barchar: (Which makes like like -51 years old)
Wallace: ((Also you're not gonna fuck julia if sonicboom's giving you trouble
Syphon: dammit
Syphon: Okay, don't worry
Syphon: Cherubi has done great so far
Wallace: ((What
Wallace: ((Where the fuck do you get cherubi
Syphon: Garden
Wallace: ((Oh
Wallace: ((I just got stunky and bidoof there :p
Syphon: You fight a guy in a building and he lets you into the garden
Syphon: Rip
Fellby: ((i gave miyu a pair of pink cat ears
Wallace: ((I wanted subs
Barchar: (How old should Steve be)
Wallace: ((So I ordered from a pizza place
Wallace: ((That had subs
Azazel: [[ "And I got a pizza" ]]
Syphon: Ah shit Emolga
Wallace: ((https://i.redd.it/d5q6x598gerx.jpg
Barchar: (where the fuck is Steve's mouth)
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: yee haw
Barchar: (i now have 50 islanders)
Barchar: (should i add the inkling)
Syphon: Oh god it's so close
Barchar: (DAMMIT)
Barchar: (I guess they're probably not breaking up)
Barchar: (stupid lying game with your compatability tester bullshit)
Syphon: I have won
Wallace: https://images-1.discordapp.net/.eJwFwVsOhCAMAMC7cADKqxi8DUGCRqWE1vhh9u4786lnXmpVu8jgFWA7uNDcNAvN3KpuRO2qeRysC92QRXLZ79qFwSYfEH10AY1P1qAB52OyCeOCi4sx-GDg6Went-vRm_r9AQa7Ito.T5QmUGwPMNG_bFYQWuxg5OD7zxY?width=303&height=299
Syphon: Brb
Wallace: https://images-2.discordapp.net/.eJwFwVEOgyAMANC7cABKpeDwNgQJmikltGYfy-6-977mmZfZzKE6ZAPYTyk8dyvKM7dqG3O7ah6n2MI3ZNVcjrt2FcDkKQQfFwrOJ3TBweJjwpRWRHQvirQSPP3d-dPt6M38_gZFItc.ys4sWedDV171gwU0q1ttUQPPXWQ?width=298&height=299
Wallace: https://images-1.discordapp.net/.eJwNyssNhCAQANBeKADmw4yOzRiCBk1UjLCnzfa-Xl_e132ew01u6_1uUwjL3nJ9Ft96fVJZfam1HGu69-ZzPUPqPeXtXK_eAhpHEVaKAmwIAoFYB6FRCU0B1JACRhmRmWYElChmLBEV3zXzQCxgr5GNLEpg8-Xvq7jfH-FGKks.UE32XwalUq4KH6At9X3QM4V4i8o
Syphon: I'm going to guess you're on /r/cringeanarchy again
: what is this
Syphon: or /r/fourpanelcringe
Barchar: This is
Barchar: too met
Barchar: 2 meta 4 meme
Syphon: anyway brb
Fellby: idly fiddles with a fork.
Wallace: https://images-2.discordapp.net/.eJwNwlsOhCAMAMC7cADKq2TxNgQJGrUlULMfZu--ZuZR9zjVojaRPheAdZ-Fx6qn8Mit6sbczpr7PnXhC7JILttVSSbY5AOijy6g8ckaNOB8TM5gMuHlov9YuOkg_pLu1NTvDwSvIsU.alaZbVLlcebIxzIOoqtmhxLqyLU
Barchar: (>January 28 2014)
Barchar: (I guess the future is the past now)
Wallace: https://images-2.discordapp.net/.eJwFwdENhCAMANBdGIBCCyhuQ5CgOaUEavy43O733lc941KbOkT63AD2c2Yeu57CI9WiK3O9Surn1JlvSCIpH3dpMsFGct5TQOcNRWu8AaQQ0ayLdYgYCGOAp30av033VtXvDwVtIs8.5GvFJN8VLoVCNsUoFGmF1oTxY7w?width=297&height=299
Barchar: (their fucking honeymoon is in france)
Barchar: (fuck me)
: fuck bees
Wallace: https://images-1.discordapp.net/.eJwFwVEOgyAMANC7cABKi7DhbQgSNNOWQI0fy-6-977mHqdZza7a5wqwHbPI2OxUGblV20TaWXM_pi1yQVbNZb8q6wRMfgnBR1qC8wldcEA-JkLC8CJHFN8Y4eYPy8O2czO_PwShIsY.7yoWBvQhfTK8tiIYxZCojgzwP5I?width=400&height=223
: what discord channel do you get these from
Barchar: (Flame_warp is fucking pissed)
Wallace: I'm posting them on discord and bringing them here
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Wallace: I'm getting them from here
Wallace: https://www.facebook.com/trollmanmeme/#
Fellby: "So..."
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Muffet: "So."
Fellby: "Things seem to have settled down a bit."
Muffet: "A bit."
Fellby: leans towards her. "What do you propose we do?"
Muffet: "Hmm..."
Muffet: "Relax, certainly. That's managed to become a special notion."
Fellby: "Oh man, that sounds fantastic. Let's do it."
: (1) new war request from: BlackMesa
Wallace: https://images-2.discordapp.net/.eJwNyUsOhCAMANC7cACK_BRvQ5CgUVtCa2YxmbuPecv3Vc-41Kp2kc4rwHZwobFpFhq5Vd2I2lVzP1gXuiGL5LLfFYVhSs6H4KL1wbg0mWDAupis9W_Ms4mvBR48kT6oOzb1-wMF6CLT.boFKkrbo_DCh5FjqeGC9_9SobBA?width=299&height=299
: Hmmm.
: accept: [y/n/i]
: [Check BlackMesa's Profile]
: [yee haw]
: BlackMesa [lvl17] [Wins: 17 Loss: 34] [Rank 9]
Wallace: Oh yeah, battle frontier's open
Wallace: Wait
: Wallace [Wallace] disconnected.
: [Check our profile]
: CardsAgainstUndertale [lvl5] [Wins: 3 Loss: 1] [Rank 1]
: [yee haw]
: [yee haw]
: [Y]
Barchar: [WAPOW]
Fellby: goes to relax on the couch.
Literally Satan: He starts to drop from the ceiling again.
: Going to war with (BlackMesa). Results will be delivered in (30) thirty minutes or less.
: [yee haw]
: [haw yee]
Muffet: "Hello again, father."
Fellby: "Mind taking the kids for a day?"
: (( satan: who the fuck do you think I am
Fellby: ((fellby: their grandfather
Literally Satan: "Is this a 'i need a break' or a 'I want them aged up' thing."
Fellby: "Yes."
Literally Satan: "..."
Literally Satan: "Fine, i'll take them on a hunting trip or something."
: You have lost (1) war.
Florentin: -He giggles from the other room-
: [url=http://i.imgur.com/zuufRPI.png]results[/url]
: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] joined chat.
: fuck
: bees
: (1) New War Request [] is now (0) New War Requests [].
: ((oh deer
: (1) New Ally Request
: [yee haw]
Frisk: ((You could make a Flame mii and a Absol gijinka mii and we can see how that goes
Frisk: [color=#ffffff](( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/color]
Frisk: ((/s
: (( Those are your true desires arent they
: Well, lets see the request.
Frisk: ((Those are Flame's true desires
: ((yee haw
: [Ally Request: [url=https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a2328193370_10.jpg]BlankBanshee[/url] "better prepare for shit to hit the fan" 10/15/2016]
Barchar: [Accept]
Envy: "YEAH!"
: [yee haw]
: [Accept]
Frisk: ((Flame confirm
Florentin: "We're gonna go to hell and it's gonna be great!"
Literally Satan: He opens up a hell boid, whistling.
Frisk: [color=#ffffff][Accept][/color]
Envy: "I bet when we come back, we'll have a puberty!"
: You are now allies with (BlankBanshee).
Envy: she jumps in
Barchar: (What am I confirming)
: ((did they just ransform into a sention robot for thoretical wars between groups of people?
: ((yee haw
Florentin: "I have no idea what that is but it sounds fun!" He jumps in after her.
: BlankBanshee [lvl22] [Wins: 614 Loss: 332] [Rank 20]
: (( theoretical? haha
Literally Satan: He steps in, and the three of them are in the raging forests of hell.
Literally Satan: "Are you ready for an offscreen hunting trip?"
Frisk: ((Frisk: ((You could make a Flame mii and a Absol gijinka mii and we can see how that goes 22 Frisk: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 22 Frisk: ((/s 5 (( Those are your true desires arent they 1 Well, lets see the request. 22 Frisk: ((Those are Flame's true desires
Florentin: "HELL YEAH!"
: (( i should write a love story generator
: (( just put in flame and an absol
: ((do it
Barchar: (Pls no)
Frisk: ((I'm gonna do it rn
: (( oh god
: (( I have the "War Request Manager" to work on
Fellby: sighs. "Thank ... not god."
: http://prntscr.com/cujm4v
: yee haw
: lit
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: Hey slar
: Remember your shiny Bidoof
: http://prntscr.com/cujm4v
Wallace: Yes
Wallace: Also lunch was
Wallace: Surprisingly good
Muffet: "We're free! Free!" she cackles. She wants it to sound sarcastic, but...not really
Wallace: Wat
Wallace: Shiny starter
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]'Alan and Sage A Sensational Romance by Whiskington~'[/color]
: ((Shiny MODEST starter
: ((For my Gen 1 run
Barchar: that's her second novel
Frisk: http://www.plot-generator.org.uk/e188i3/alan-and-sage.html
Fellby: "Yeah, finally!"
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Here you go Flame[/color]
Wallace: Oh my god
Wallace: Laharl
Wallace: Watch Plane of Flesh
Wallace: This is
Wallace: so
Wallace: cancerous
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Read it[/color]
: plane of flesh?
: that doesnt sound very aerodynamic
Wallace: (("Суннэ - Today at 2:09 PM God, you're so thicc~ Mmmmh~ Look at those thighs~"
Wallace: ((Take your bets on who Суннэ is
: ((Well lets see
: ((Who do we know who uses things like 'thicc'
: ((And uses tildes
: ((whos that Суннэ?
: ((who
: ((B
: ((O
: ((I
: ((Or should I say BIO
: ((yee haw
Fellby: happily puts on a movie to relax with.
: ((Fun fact, Bio was the only person to object to character cop
Fellby: ((and this should intrest me why?
Barchar: (becasue bio is a lil bitch)
: yee haw
Fellby: ((a little bitch who is not worth my attention
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Flame[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Have you read my romantic story[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Between you and Sage[/color]
Wallace: ((If DD's here we can do the rest of turnabout
Barchar: (no)
Frisk: http://www.plot-generator.org.uk/e188i3/alan-and-sage.html
Barchar: (and i won't for a bit. brb\)
: (( "Alan Flame is a hot, thin and brave RPer from USA. His life is going nowhere until he meets Sage Caesar, a pale, tall man with a passion for love."
: (( oh god
Barchar: (why Caesar)
Frisk: ((It generated that lol
Frisk: ((IDFK
: Sailor Laharl, Guardian of CaU's connection timed out.
: (( I wrote fanfiction yesterday and I'm not planning on writing any today
: (( "a pale tall man"
: (( Why the fuck is this http://i.imgur.com/t5Rd00e.png
: yee haw
Frisk: ((It generated that.
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]'Alan gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an optimistic, malicious, piss drinker with moist thighs and solid eyes. His friends saw him as a dry, dull do gooder. Once, he had even made a cup of tea for a putrid Master Roshi.[/color]
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Frisk: [color=#ffffff]'Sage gazed with the affection of 5985 gracious bright bears. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want eight inch cock."'[/color]
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_DCs29xw2A
Fellby: ((...
: ((art/10
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]I DIDN'T WRITE THIS[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]'They looked at each other with irritable feelings, like two terrible, thirsty tortoises laughing at a very loving wedding, which had piano music playing in the background and two delightful uncles bouncing to the beat.'[/color]
: Fellby's connection timed out.
: 'Sage gazed with the affection of 5985 gracious bright bears. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want eight inch cock."' there is no way an AI could write something that good.
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Fellby: ((That's enough. I don't want it here.
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]What why[/color]
Fellby: ((I just...
: (( its time to stop
: Fellby [Fellby] is now Chime [Chime].
: why
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Shit[/color]
: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisky].
Chime: ((I'm tired of this chat getting constantly clogged with ooc. I hate to say it, but I feel like you guys are getting... bored?
Frisky: ((I'm not bored))
Chime: ((And i'm trying to get you guys interested in the main room rp.
Frisky: ((I'm interested in the main room RP
Frisky: ((I'm just
Frisky: ((Running out of ideas
: Azazel [Azazel] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I'm in a game right now, but I'm gonna add something real quick [color=red]]][/color]
Frisky: ((There's a reason why I haven't been RPing too much in the main room
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Honestly, I feel like we're doing the same amount of OOC but we've all been dealing with less and less time for us to work with at this point [color=red]]][/color]
Barchar: (PRetty much)
Frisky: ((I'm pretty fucking tired of RPing Frisk, I never find the right time to introduce a new character that I feel comfortable with, and I focus on PMD because it's something [i]different[/I] and it's a way to use my ideas for something [i]different[/I]))
: ((I'll admit i've been RPing on ZS a lot, because over there, everything is kind of fresh and new
: (( I want to get into RPing on ZS but
: (( i'm not really sure what to do
Chime: ((Then what the heck do we do?
Frisky: ((The problem is that I don't fucking know
Frisky: ((The timeskip was because of this same exact reason
Wallace: ((We've always had waves of more rp and more ooc
Wallace: ((It comes and goes
Frisky: ((We always need something fresh
Frisky: ((Something new
Frisky: ((We're relying more on arcs now because it's that time again where we want something new))
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]We're realying on arcs because they have a set time frame mostly when we have less time to do things, so knowing we'll do something is interesting [color=red]]][/color]
Frisky: ((That too
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Chime: ((Maybe that's true...
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Also the other thing is a lot of OOC isn't super bad, because that at least means we're all talking to each other even in our restricted schedules compared to summer [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I get it starts to point out that an issue is coming, but I see it as once people are thinking about leaving it's an actual problem [color=red]]][/color]
Chime: ((See, that's the thing. I [i]have[/i] been thinking of leaving because if it.
Chime: ((It just feels... not worth trying to rp here if it's just gonna get drowned out by people talking about other stuff.
Barchar: (I'd like to rp more, but it's just...I don't have many ideas, and nobody else is really doing anything)
Barchar: (*shrug*)
Chime: ((I'm trying, damn it. I'm trying my best.
Chime: ((But it feels like my efforts are wasted.
Frisky: ((So what the fuck do we do))
Frisky: ((Because I don't know))
Chime: ((I don't know either.
: So basically, our problem is that everything's gone a little stale.
: Maybe we need to shake it up a little?
: Kinda, make something new and interesting? We did this once before with the timeskip.
Chime: ((I think we have a good idea going with the AU bars.
Frisky: Eh
: ((Maybe we need to set up like a little event calendar with the AU bars
Chime: ((Or, I think it was brought up at some point, maybe a.. pseudo-timeskip?
: ((Like a weekly AU or something
: ((A psuedo-timeskip?
Frisky: What would a pseudo-timeskip involve?
Chime: ((Exploration of other character's past, like what Yaz did with Jager?
: ((You mean like
: ((A prequel skip
Barchar: (Eh...)
Chime: ((Yeah! Kind of.
Barchar: (Not like, we go back in time)
Barchar: (Because fuck that shit)
Frisky: Or we could just be like
: ((I mean, i've got plenty of characters I would love to flesh out
: ((I got an idea
: yee haw
Chime: ((Yeah, time travel gets tricky.
Frisky: 'Hur dur new timeskip'
Chime: ((Just ask Luke.
Barchar: (But more like, just, we flesh people out)
: ((We pick a character, and everyone gets sent to that characters 'beginning'
Barchar: (I don't wanna do another timeskip)
Chime: ((We are not doing another timeskip.
: ((And we do a little adventure to flesh that character out
Frisky: ((Good))
Frisky: ((Also
: ((Like, Gaster gets picked, and through time magic bullshit everyone is brought to Gaster's early years
Frisky: ((Maybe if you choose Frisk you could find out what happened to her parents
Chime: ((ooooh boy gaster could be fun
Frisky: ((That has always been kept a secret
: ((Heaven knows i'd love to have an excuse to flesh out Wonderland and exactly what FFrisk was doing for three centuries
Frisky: ((I just))
Frisky: ((I dunno))
Frisky: ((If it would be fun or not))
Chime: ((I could expand on why Underfell is hell
Barchar: (I think the only kinda interesting past I have is...Bondertale, really)
: ((We don't know unless we try
Barchar: (Maybe some more info on MK)
Frisky: ((For example, when we went into our character's minds
Frisky: ((To try to flesh then out IIRC
Frisky: ((I didn't have too much fun I have to be honest))
: ((Alright, fine, how about you propose an idea then?
Frisky: ((Sure))
: yee haw
: i tried making pixel art http://i.imgur.com/5ACOJR5.png
Frisky: ((1. We could go with the pseudo time skip idea but you're actually trapped in that certain time and you have a certain goal you have to follow to get out while you find out about the character along the way, it would be weird to be like "we got here for no reason we find something surprising about Gaster after stalking him let's GTFO" 2. It's getting close to the anniversary, how about for the anniversary we literally RP the past except we shake it up with certain things, for example if you don't have a character from ten years ago you could make an entirely new one, we could end up RPing in Xyzzy to make it more realistic but MSPARP is 10x better. 3. We could RP completely new characters in a completely different bar on certain days while we do the regular one with our regular characters on other days. 4. CaUry in the House 5. Something that makes us interested in main RP. For example, minigames, problems outside of arcs, we explore the destroyed surface and rioting United States))
Frisky: ((However
Frisky: ((Those are just a few
Frisky: ((Some ideas may be better than others
Frisky: ((I just pitched some things I thought of on a whim
Frisky: ((Oh, and 6. Mars
Chime: ((Hm, 1 could work. I was actually thinking of implementing something similar for Dreamtime but can be used in Main Room.
Frisky: ((We should be able to do whatever the fuck we want when it's your character's past in 1
Chime: ((Yeah
Frisky: ((That means making up the "goal"
Chime: ((The character's rper makes the goal, right?
Frisky: ((Yes
Chime: ((I also like the idea of exploring the surface
Frisky: ((After the second Slarc we haven't really thought of what the surface was like
Chime: ((Except for when we let Viridi reset it
Frisky: ((With the USA being the only continent left
Frisky: ((Fuck
Frisky: ((Fuuuuuck
Chime: ((and even then, the usa's probably fubared by the massive climate change completely obliterating asia would do
: http://i.imgur.com/ZqxBiEM.png
Chime: ((even if that didn't cause a massive tsunami...
: ((what is that picture
Frisky: ((There would be tsunamis
Frisky: ((Florida and coastal areas could be "washed up"
Chime: ((yeah
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Frisky, I'm going to throw an objection out to those ideas. They're all basically something that forces us out of the idea instead of making it optional like the arcs have been. [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]main RP* [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Like for example your idea #1 was the idea already said but forcing everyone there to do it basically. [color=red]]][/color]
Frisky: ((Not really
: ((I agree, those seem a little railroaded, but fun.
Frisky: ((Yeah
Frisky: ((The surface thing is optional
Frisky: ((CaUry in the House could be an arc but ehhh
Frisky: ((We're not going for arcs
Barchar: (the thing is)
Barchar: (this is to make us interested in the main rp again)
Barchar: (but all that is taking us away from the main rp)
Barchar: (or at least most of it)
Frisky: ((Well then what the fuck are we supposed to do because that's all I've got
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]So you're going to make the main RP interesting by making it arcs basically, which was an issue we've already ran into in the past, and why we have arcs in a seperate room [color=red]]][/color]
Frisky: ((No!))
Frisky: ((Not at all))
Frisky: ((The surface is an optional thing for main RP, there's no specific goal for it))
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I'm still on the point of Frisky's ideas. [color=red]]][/color]
Frisky: ((CaUry in the House is a bad idea
Frisky: ((Pseudo-timeskip could be what I said except for the trapped part
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Which was what was already said before you were asked to come up with your own ideas. [color=red]]][/color]
Frisky: ((The CaU anniversary temporary prequel-timeskip would be entirely main RP
Barchar: (The thing is, that's asking us to make new characters in general)
Barchar: (Because all I have for that is MK)
Frisky: ((No
Frisky: ((Well
Barchar: (And if we were making that many new charracters, we wouldn't be in this problem in the first place)
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]But here's to my point with that. That forces a lot of us to completely change what we're doing in order to make it interesting for a little bit. [color=red]]][/color]
Frisky: ((You could RP MK and develop him
Frisky: ((Look I don't know what the hell we're supposed to do))
Frisky: ((I was just throwing out ideas))
Barchar: (Dude, new MK IS developed MK as far as I'm concerned)
Barchar: (old MK is just...nothing)
Chime: ((Well, obviously what we're doing now isn't cutting it.
Barchar: (I actually have something going on with him now, even if I'm bad at trying to keep him around in main rp)
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I'm still holding to the point that we simply just have less time and we don't need to do something major right now [color=red]]][/color]
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Frisky: ((Then what do we do))
Frisky: ((We obviously have a problem))
Frisky: ((How do we do something small))
Frisky: ((That makes an attempt to solve that problem))
Chime: ((I still like my idea, sort of.
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Also, I'm not saying you simply can't do your ideas. Just I'm trying to see the issue here when we're basing 'Everyone's boredom' by a percentage of RP:OOC when there are obviously more factors than that [color=red]]][/color]
Syphon: Back, what's going on?
: yee haw
Frisky: Main RP
Chime: ((MV has their barMTT that they want to implement. We should probably find some way of helping them do so.
Frisky: People don't find it interesting anymore
Frisky: And they have less time
Syphon: Oh
Frisky: To do it
: It is 4:20 Pm by the way
Barchar: (MV is still trying to figure out how to do so)
Frisky: It's 3:20
Barchar: (I told them their way is fine but they haven't responded to me)
: I live in the future, remember?
Frisky: ((Well
Frisky: ((What the fuck do we do))
Syphon: I don't know
Frisky: ((That question still stands
Frisky: ((Nothing is not a viable answer
Syphon: I'd think it's fairly obvious I'm disinterested in main, too
Syphon: I just don't know why
Frisky: Tri you've told us already
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]First of all, Chime just brought up a great example of the type of idea we're looking for. [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]It's something that doesn;t involve changing how people RP, but it's still an event to slightly increase interest [color=red]]][/color]
Chime: ((which one, the one involving mv?
Barchar: (yeah)
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Yes. [color=red]]][/color]
Chime: ((ah
Frisky: ((I just
Frisky: ((The problem with me is
Frisky: ((I have jack shit to RP
Frisky: ((Nothing, nada, zero, zilch))
: ((yee haw, yee haw, yee haw, yee haw))
Frisky: ((I can barely do anything with Frisk, I've done so much that I get bored instantly when RPing her
Frisky: ((Especially if she has noone to talk to at the current moment))
Frisky: ((I have a new character but it's never the right time that I'm comfortable with))
Syphon: When I'm in main, when I do things, it doesn't actually feel like I did anything, because everyone has so much going on in their own things
Syphon: There is not a single one of my characters I feel did something impactful
Frisky: Sometimes I feel like there's no point RPing in main at certain times
Syphon: Though when I do things in arcs, everyone's there and everyone's impacted
Barchar: (gtg, haircut)
Syphon: Bye Flame
: cya
Chime: ((I feel like we might have to start breaking characters out of their little groups, and that might mean breaking the rper's comfort zones a little.
Syphon: I feel like that's worth at least trying
: ((Really the only two characters I actually use now
: ((Are Miyu and LS
: ((ANd both of them are kind of, in special groups that don't interact at all with people outside those groups.
: ((And one of them is a joke character.
: ((So we do have a bit of a problem where everyone is in groups.
Syphon: And then if people don't have groups
Syphon: They can't do shit
Frisky: I'm not in a group
Frisky: I can say that
Syphon: Same
Frisky: I don't RP with Flame nor CE outside of PMD
Frisky: So I'm not in a group like that either
Syphon: Brb
Frisky: I've RPed with just about everybody
Syphon: Back
: yee haw
Chime: ((See, I feel like I do my best to interact with new characters at least once.
Syphon: I've tried, but recently, I've stopped
: ((I hardly RP with any other people
Syphon: Recently I've just existed
Frisky: I've RPed with Bread
Frisky: Little bit with Slarv
Frisky: Flame
Frisky: CE
Frisky: Tri
Frisky: Chime
Frisky: MV
Frisky: Laharl
Frisky: Little bit with DD
Syphon: I don't think whether arcs did or did not exist would change the amount I RP on main, so
Syphon: Poor grammar but you get my point
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Frisky: I just
Frisky: Oh yeah I've RPed with Nance
Frisky: But he doesn't come here anymore
Chime: ((I feel like this was a good talk.
Syphon: Mhm
Chime: ((One that we needed to have.
: DamnDude's connection timed out.
: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.
Syphon: So, we're going to break characters our of their groups?
Syphon: out*
Chime: ((If you want to try, yeah.
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Syphon: It's worth a try, but how
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Chime: ((We also brought some other ideas up earlier, before you got back, Tri.
Syphon: Parp.
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Syphon: I'll read those
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: Chime [Chime] is now Gaster [Gaster].
Gaster: is in the bar, if anyone would like to interact.
Aster: A rock flies through the window. The window is shattered. Goddamnit.
Gaster: jumps. "Who the hell?"
Aster: Gaster hears some giggling, and then someone running away.
Gaster: gets up and investigates.
Aster: Gaster heads outside. The footprints indicate someone was right outside of the window crouching down. Presumably, that's where the rock was thrown.
Aster: [Follow the footprints?]
Gaster: [heck yeah]
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Aster: Gaster follows the footprints. Hm, they lead to an abandoned house in Snowdin.
Aster: Interesting.
Aster: [Go inside?]
Gaster: knocks on the door, because that's the polite thing to do.
Syphon: I liked the ideas, some were just temporary solutions or they didn't quite fix everything though
Syphon: Some were centered
Syphon: Around one thing
Aster: Someone opens the door.
Aster: Alan studied Sage's curvaceous thighs and handsome eyes. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began Alan in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't love you Sage."
Aster: What
Aster: Shit
Aster: No
Syphon: wow
Gaster: "..."
Aster: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQbn5k6wj1wL7vCmoZk6K6EmPFk7L7cgYZJ0rslPAWFGLiSAn521w
Aster: Okay
Aster: ".. Shit!"
Gaster: "Well, hello young lady."
Gaster: ((she reads the excerpt from alanxsage
Aster: "Look, skellie, I'm not looking for any trouble."
Gaster: "Well, why did you throw the rock then?"
Syphon: Mind if I join in on this
Aster: "Ah, no, I didn't throw the rock."
Aster: "No idea what you're talking about."
Gaster: "The footprints lead here."
Aster: ".. Fine, I did throw the rock, old man."
Aster: "What do you want."
Aster: Sure, Tri
Gaster: "Well, mostly, I'm curious as to why you've decided to visit a village where everyone is long dead."
Syphon: He wakes up, bashing his head against the mech again. "SHIT---wait."
Syphon: He looks through the shattered window and also follows the footprints and also knocks on the door.
Aster: "Pfft, you're implying that the surface isn't like that right now? Besides. Why would I tell you anything else."
Aster: "I don't trust you."
Aster: The door is open
Aster: Gaster is talking to her
Syphon: Oh, well he stands behind them then.
Syphon: "...Hey."
Gaster: "... I used to live here."
Aster: "This place looks like a dump, honestly." She peers at Syphon. "Oh, look."
Aster: "Is he your buddy?"
Syphon: "I don't know him that well but sure."
Gaster: "Well, everyone's been dead for years - Oh, hello, Syphon."
Syphon: "Who're you and what's your problem?"
Syphon: "Hey Gaster."
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Aster: "You don't need to know, and I don't want to be involved with that stupid bar." She shuts the door.
Syphon: "Well okay."
Gaster: "... Oh."
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Gaster realizes he has to break in[/color]
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Syphon: "I don't think it's worth bothering her."
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Syphon pulls out a crowbar[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff][Bother her] [Leave][/color]
Gaster: [Bother her]
Syphon: He finds the crowbar.
Syphon: "So I found this and we can break in if we want."
Gaster: "Eh, that seems a bit extreme..."
Aster: [color=#ffffff][Break open the door with the crowbar?][/color]
Syphon: "I have nothing better to do. If you don't want to do it that's completely fine and respectable, but I'm going for it."
Gaster: politely knocks on the door again.
: Wallace's connection timed out.
Syphon: He decides to wait a few seconds. If Aster doesn't answer he breaks in.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Why the hell should she answer? So she doesn't[/color]
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Syphon: Fuck off, Parp.
Syphon: He breaks in.
Syphon: And hi Slarv
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Aster: [color=#ffffff]She's sitting down on a chair, staring at Syphon.[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]She blinks.[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"What the fuck?"[/color]
Gaster: "His idea! Not mine!"
Syphon: "Again, I have nothing better to do." He shrugs.
Syphon: "Who are you?"
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"Again."[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"I don't trust you."[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]She flips the bird.[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"So go ahead and fuck off."[/color]
Syphon: He looks around the house.
Gaster: backs off.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]It's an empty Snowdin house.[/color]
Syphon: "Where's your room?"
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"What do you want?"[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"Creep."[/color]
Syphon: "You to answer my questions."
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"First you break the damn door down."[/color]
Syphon: "Or I can look around your house and find answers."
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"This isn't my house."[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"What's your problem?"[/color]
Syphon: "Did you bring anything here?"
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"There's literally nothing here."[/color]
Gaster: "She's a human, Syphon!"
Aster: [color=#ffffff]She gets up. "Now, can you leave, goddamnit?"[/color]
Syphon: He considers it.
Syphon: "I'm fine with breaking into houses and ruining privacy but I won't threaten to hurt you, so sure."
Syphon: He closes the door behind him.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]She crosses her arms, leaning back against the wall. "[sub]I swear, if those idiots try to come back in here again..[/sub]"[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff][Bother her again] [Leave][/color]
Gaster: "... Well that was something."
Syphon: Wait, are there any windows?
Aster: [color=#ffffff]I'd assume so[/color]
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Syphon: Any that aren't connected to the room Aster was in?
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Yes[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Behind the house[/color]
Syphon: "Wait."
Syphon: "Heh. I have another idea."
Gaster: "Oh god, Syphon, seriously?"
Syphon: "Yes."
Syphon: He goes behind the house and thinks for a moment to find ways to break it quietly.
Aster: ((Gaster's trying to be nice while Syphon is just like "I want to find out what that bitch is hiding"
Gaster: ((two different kinds of people
Fellby: ((though if he were there he'd try to seduce her
Syphon: He smacks the window with just enough effort to break it. Unless it's a really strong window.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]You break the window[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]It's pretty fucking loud[/color]
Nyarlathotep: ((and he'd just obliterate one wall to get to her
Syphon: [sub]"Dammit."[/sub]
Gaster: "Oh for crying out loud."
Aster: [color=#ffffff][Hide] [Go in][/color]
Syphon: "Okay, okay, no worries."
Gaster: [hide]
Syphon: If it's loud enough for Aster to hear, he goes in through the door rather than the window.
Syphon: He assumes it is. So he goes through the door, because he assumes Aster will inspect the window breaking.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]You hear the cocking of a pistol.[/color]
Syphon: He casts Barrier.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Hot damn.[/color]
Gaster: summons a small blaster.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]But yes, she investigates real quick. Except there's actually nothing in the room she was just in.[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]There's a cabinet.[/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Wait, if you broke a window from the outside, in order to check who did it wouldn't they go outside through the front door. [color=red]]][/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]True[/color]
Gaster: ((That's exactly what Gaster did when Aster broke the bar window
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Retcon that shit[/color]
Syphon: Oh
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Aster goes outside[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]With the pistol.[/color]
Syphon: Well, he's there, then
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"Are you fucking kidding me?"[/color]
Syphon: He still has barrier casted though.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"I told you to go away."[/color]
Syphon: "No."
Syphon: "No to the kidding you part."
Syphon: "...But probably to both."
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"What the hell do you want with me?"[/color]
Gaster: "He's the stubborn one! I'm just here to make sure nobody gets hurt!"
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Syphon: "I've already told you what I want from you. And yeah, don't do anything to Gaster."
Syphon: "This is on me."
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"Look, you don't need to know anything. Just accept the fact that I don't want you to break my fucking window for personal information."[/color]
Syphon: "Of course I don't need to. I want to."
Syphon: "And it's fair that you don't want me to break your window to find out your shit but...too bad, basically."
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"Seriously, you're a weirdo."[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"Just go back to your bar."[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"And don't worry about me."[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"That's all I ask."[/color]
Syphon: "I have more reasons to stay here than to leave."
Gaster: "... But surely you're lonely, right?"
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"I don't need friends."[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"I'm fine by myself."[/color]
Syphon: "Aaaanyway."
Gaster: "Alright then."
Syphon: "Just know I'm not gonna stop trying to find you out for a while."
Syphon: "So if you told me now it'd be a lot easier."
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"I'm not giving in that easily."[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"I'm literally going to prevent you from breaking into the damn house."[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"See, skellie, you're not the worst."[/color]
Syphon: He sighs. "...Okay. But I'm going to keep trying. I'll be back."
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"But the other one, I can tell you're annoying."[/color]
Syphon: "Yes."
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"Alright, Terminator."[/color]
Syphon: "Syphon, by the way."
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"Hmph." She steps back inside, slamming the door.[/color]
Syphon: "Hey."
Syphon: "Gaster."
Gaster: "Yeah?"
Syphon: "Do you have a shovel?"
Gaster: "Not on me."
Syphon: "Alright. Just a sec." He goes back to the bar and asks Grillby if he has a shovel.
Grillby: -He does.-
Syphon: He hands Grillby 100g, then takes the shovel, returns to the house, and starts digging just outside it, not near any windows.
Gaster: "Oh god, what now?"
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Syphon digs into the snow.[/color]
Aster: ((See, this is interesting main RP
Syphon: Yeah, I like this
Aster: ((At least imo
Gaster: ((it is
Syphon: But I feel like if there were too many people involved, it would be less fun
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Yeah[/color]
Syphon: "It might be a while but."
Syphon: "I'm going to dig into her house."
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Goddamnit, Syphon.[/color]
Gaster: "Oh for fuck's sake!"
Gaster: -Well, if there's one thing he could say about Syphon, it's that he's determined.-
Syphon: "If you want to help I'd accept it gladly, but I'm going to go ahead and assume no."
Gaster: "No, but I'm going to sit here so she doesn't murder you."
Syphon: "Alright. Thanks."
Syphon: He continues digging.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]She doesn't really notice.[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Who knows what she's doing in there.[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]You hear a hammer being used.[/color]
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Syphon: He considers what this might be. Aster could be a blacksmith. Or she could be nailing something to a wall.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Sure doesn't look like a blacksmith.[/color]
Syphon: Looks can be deceiving
Aster: [color=#ffffff]She could be boarding up the windows.[/color]
Syphon: Oh. True.
Syphon: Regardless, he continues digging.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]You keep on fucking digging.[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]It's going to take a little bit.[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]To get into the house.[/color]
Gaster: awkwardly hums to himself.
Aster: ((Faster G hums What's New Pussycat
Gaster: ((hey dd, if you're here, what color should nathan drake's hair be
Gaster: ((he's asked to try a new hair color
: (( *nonono*
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I don't know [color=red]]][/color]
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Gaster: ((i'm going with dark green then
Aster: [color=#ffffff]You might want to find another way in.[/color]
Gaster: -He considers going home to get his viola and play it while he waits-
Syphon: Lolnope
Syphon: He continues
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Fucking fine[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]You dig under the house[/color]
Syphon: But he does think of easier ways
Aster: [color=#ffffff]You see floorboards[/color]
Syphon: He gets out of the hole. "Gaster, I did it."
Syphon: Then he goes back in and tries to break the floorboard.
Gaster: "Oh my god."
Aster: [color=#ffffff]It's wood.[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]It doesn't budge.[/color]
Module: while this all happens, he enters and relaxes in the bar.
Syphon: For a second he thinks of casting a fire spell but that would burn the entire house.
Gaster: "Before you ask, I'm not helping you break it."
Syphon: "Alright."
Aster: [color=#ffffff]There might be something above it[/color]
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Syphon: He digs a little bit left to it, then.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Still something above it[/color]
Syphon: He digs a little forward.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]It's a regular floorboard[/color]
Syphon: He tries to break it again.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Might want to use the crowbar.[/color]
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Syphon: Oh yeah. He takes that out and does that.
Syphon: I'm expecting that
Aster: [color=#ffffff]The crowbar snaps in two[/color]
Syphon: mhm
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Gaster: -Welp-
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Syphon: "Fuck."
Syphon: He takes out his staff and fires ice at the floorboard.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]You freeze the floorboard[/color]
Gaster: sighs.
Syphon: He uses one half of the crowbar to try to break it again.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]You break it.[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Then a foot instantly stomps down at Syphon's face.[/color]
Syphon: And it lands. He runs out of the hole ASAP and covers it with snow.
Syphon: "DAMN IT."
Syphon: Or he tries, anyway
Gaster: tsks silently, crossing his arms. "Did you think she'd be happy with you breaking into her house?"
Syphon: "No, but I didn't expect her to notice and now my face hurts like hell.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]She boards up the fucking hole[/color]
Syphon: "Okay..."
Aster: [color=#ffffff]>turns floorboard into ice[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]>doesn't expect her to notice[/color]
Syphon: Maybe she was in a different room
Aster: [color=#ffffff]True[/color]
Syphon: He thinks.
Module: gets up from his seat in the bar for a moment, "...[sub]Y'know everyone being outside would make sense[/sub]"
Aster: [color=#ffffff]But you just got whack-a-mole'd[/color]
Gaster: "You froze her floor. Now either she thought Elsa was haunting her house or she knew it was you."
Syphon: "Do you have any magic that can make me fly?"
Syphon: "Or float or something?"
Wallace: he's being a good boy and sitting on the couch doing nothing
Gaster: "Are you trying to get in through the chimney?"
Syphon: "Yeah."
Syphon: "I'll be like Santa."
Syphon: "But evil.
Syphon: "
Gaster: "So you're admitting breaking into her house is morally incorrect."
Syphon: "Of course. Doesn't make me want to do it any less."
Syphon: "I don't care for privacy. But I won't hurt her."
Module: gives wallace an odd look for a moment, thinking, 'When did he get here?'
Gaster: "Forget it, you're insane."
Syphon: "...Okay."
Syphon: He tries to climb the wall.
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Aster: [color=#ffffff]It's a wooden wall[/color]
: yee haw
Aster: [color=#ffffff]You fall off[/color]
Literally Satan: [This is a text to make all of your shit vibrate]
: [yee haw]
Gaster: -His wedding ring vibrates.-
Syphon: "..."
Syphon: "Why's your ring vibrating?"
Gaster: ((i might have to brb for a moment
Gaster: "Because satan's a little shit."
: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Syphon: "Satan."
Syphon: "Okay."
Gaster: "Yes. That one."
Syphon: He's never met Satan.
Module: had a small arm shake.
Syphon: He creates two pieces of ice and stabs them into the wall, attempting to climb it like that.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Somehow[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]It works[/color]
Syphon: He gets onto the roof. "Sweet."
Module: looks at Wallace for a moment, before checking out what's going on outside. "So, what's your deal?"
Syphon: He looks down the chimney.
Syphon: Then he turns to Module. "Oh hey, I'm trying to bust into a house."
Aster: [color=#ffffff]The chimney isn't that big.[/color]
Module: has not left the building of the bar.
Syphon: ah
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Syphon: Retcon turning and talking, then
Syphon: He stabs the sides of the chimney and hops down, the ice raking the sides and slowing his fall.
Syphon: Probably.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Syphon lands safely[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Aster is not in the room[/color]
Syphon: He raises his fist in victory, then quietly looks inside the cabinet.
Literally Satan: [Earthquake]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]There's a picture of a little girl laying down in the grass. She has blonde hair. There's also another pistol, a pickaxe, a few t-shirts, and a pack of cigarettes.[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]You feel like you shouldn't be looking at this shit.[/color]
Module: is holding back answering Satan, he's already annoyed with his arm shaking whenever he gets a text.
Syphon: He attempts to take the picture, the pistol, and the t-shirts.
Literally Satan: [Go on, reply to my texts]
Literally Satan: [Do it. Do it. Do it.]
: [yee haw]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Syphon is fucking kicked in the balls.[/color]
Syphon: [i]"FUCK"[/i]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"What the fuck do you think you're doing?"[/color]
Fellby: [look i'm trying to make dinner here]
Module: decides to check out what's going on outside.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]She pulls out a butterfly knife, flipping it. "Listen, punk, I don't take kindly to people taking my stuff."[/color]
Syphon: He pauses, trying to overcome the pain. "Okay, but I don't think anyone does."
Module: looks around.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"What I'm trying to say is."[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"Get the fuck out. Now."[/color]
Syphon: "Fiiine."
Syphon: He holds up his hands, drops the pieces of ice, and leaves.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"Don't come back."[/color]
Syphon: "Okay."
Syphon: He leaves the house and walks over to Module. "Hey."
Module: "What's going on?"
Syphon: "Trying to break into a house."
Module: "...Gonna request some context"
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Syphon: "I woke up, the window was shattered, I went through and followed some footprints, there was a girl, she's really secretive and mysterious, and I want to find out what she's hiding."
Syphon: "Do you have anything that can make me invisible?"
Module: thinks for a moment.
Module: "Instead of going invisible, considering the suit I had for that is completely destroyed at this point, want to try some hidden cameras?"
Syphon: "Sure."
Module: [Hey Runner, want to make some cash by delivering something to me real quick?]
Module: stands there for a moment.
Syphon: He waits patiently.
Module: "Okay, I guess I'll have to get this myself"
Module: "One moment"
Module: enters the anydoor and goes to the place he's staying for now.
Module: returns with a few different devices connected to small cameras. "Alright, if we do everything at once, she's bound to miss something"
Syphon: "Alright."
Syphon: "I don't know what you mean by everything at once, actually."
Module: hands a few devices to Syphon, "Alright, you should have the easy ones, just find ways to get them in the house in different ways and your job is done."
Module: "Simple, we get every camera into the house at once."
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Syphon: "Oh, okay. I know two places."
Syphon: "Near a window and on a chimney. Would that work?"
Module: nods.
: yee haw
Module: "Let me just do one thing real quick."
Syphon: He nods.
Module: prepares a small vehicle with a small camera on it. "Alright, where's the easier to access entrance?"
Syphon: "If it can climb walls, the chimney."
Runner: [Sorry was beating the fuck out of a thief]
Runner: [What's up?]
Module: [Hey, want to break into a house that's currently occupied and open up every entrance possible?]
Module: [Because I already grabbed the stuff I needed]
Runner: [Breaking and entering is the name of my game]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]NOW EVERYONE WANTS TO BREAK INTO HER HOUSE[/color]
Module: mostly cares because of the broken bar window.
Runner: He's here now. Damn, he's fast. He took a stolen car and parked it outside.
Runner: "You want it quiet or do you not give it a fuck?"
Module: "Quiet, preferably. Considering she's still in the house"
: He puts away the Big Motherfucking Shotgun 2000.
Runner: "Got it."
Runner: "I'll need specs, any backdoors, windows?"
Syphon: "Windows."
Runner: "That's all I need."
Runner: He goes around to house, finding a window, preferably in the very back.
Syphon: "Sweet."
Runner: And checking if it's locked.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]It's fucking broken[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Because of Syphon[/color]
Runner: "...Wow, you sure are subtle." He puts an arm up, and just, full body throws himself through, landing silently.
Runner: And immediately ducks behind any doors, checking if Aster is nearby.
Syphon: He shrugs. "Sorry."
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Nope.[/color]
Runner: Then he sets about going about the house, and just.
Runner: Unlocking. Every. Fucking. Lock. On everything.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Runner's badassery allows him to not be found or heard.[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Robots are sneaky fucks.[/color]
Runner: Once everything is unlocked, he sets out to search for Aster.
Module: sneaks in a camera at the window, along with a vehicle with a camera attached.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Living room. She's smoking a cigar, her pistol in her pocket.[/color]
Runner: He makes a movement for nobody to make any sounds.
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Runner: And then gestures for them to scatter into the rooms behind him.
: (0) New War Requests [] is now (1) New War Request [].
Runner: Lua would recognize this as the runner symbol for 'im about to do something hilarious/stupid'
Module: quickly sneaks away from the house, and fully puts on his mask. He readies a small controller and does nothing seeing the gesture.
Module: "Syphon, into the bar now."
Module: promptly goes into the bar.
Syphon: He nods and runs inside.
Syphon: "What's he going to do?"
Runner: He scatters small little radios across the house, in every room that Aster isn't in.
Module: "...Something stupid"
: (1) new war request from [url=http://core0.staticworld.net/images/article/2015/06/richard_stallman-620x465-100590280-gallery.idge.jpg]RichardStallman[/url]
: accept: [y/n]
: [n]
Aster: [color=#ffffff][N][/color]
Runner: And then, he jumps up onto the frame for one of the doors.
Gaster: is back in the bar I guess.
Runner: Hides up there.
Runner: And pulls out a microphone.
: [yee haw]
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Aster: ((10/10
Runner: "Arf arf!"
Syphon: "Gaster I did it. Not by myself but."
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Runner: "Yeah Yeah Yeah! (Listen!)"
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Runner: This fucko is blaring X Gon' Give It To Ya through her house.
Gaster: "... Good job."
Aster: [color=#ffffff]She facepalms.[/color]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]And just.[/color]
Module: takes his mask off, "...God"
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Sits there, listening to the music.[/color]
Syphon: He sits on the couch, looking satisfied.
Runner: "KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR IT'S REAL! FOR THE NONSTOP POP POP, OF STAINLESS STEEL!" And now he's stealing all your shit while you're distracted.
: "yee haw"
: brb
: Somebody else walks into the bar.
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Aster: [color=#ffffff]You steal all the items Syphon found before[/color]
Syphon: "Hey."
Runner: No I mean like. Literally everything that isn't pinned down.
Gaster: "Hello."
: A girl, holding a notepad and a phone.
: "Hello."
Module: looks over, putting on his mask. "Hello there"
: "Have any of you heard of, uh, Blank Banshee?"
: [I would like to request war]
Syphon: "I haven't."
: [Request war with ZebraSpace]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Wait so[/color]
: [Your war request has been submitted.]
Aster: [color=#ffffff]If you're not stealing shit like what Syphon found[/color]
Runner: Oh he took that
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Okay fine[/color]
Runner: But I mean he's literally stealing your fucking kitchen ingredients.
: "Right, uh."
Runner: Nothing is safe.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]There's no kitchen ingredients[/color]
: She scribbles something in her notepad.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]This isn't her fucking house[/color]
: 'zebraspace'
Runner: Oh. Lol.
Module: thinks for a moment. "Not from the top of my head"
Runner: ANd then he just, rolls a smoke bomb into the room Aster is in for shits and giggles.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Someone used to live in it, sure[/color]
Runner: And jumps out a window.
: "Zebraspace, perhaps?"
Aster: [color=#ffffff]"Fuck my life."[/color]
Syphon: "Nope."
Syphon: Inb4 Aster thinks Syphon did it
Gaster: "i've heard whispers, yeah."
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Syphon isn't smart enough to do that[/color]
: "[sub]shit,[/sub]" she mutters under her breath, glancing back and forth between her notepad and Syphon.
Syphon: cri
: cri4syphon
Bags: "YEAH."
Syphon: "Who're you?"
Syphon: "..."
Module: "...?"
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Gaster: jumps.
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Bags: This is an extremely loud skeleton in a grim reaper hood.
Bags: With a plastic bag from Kroger's.
Gaster: -Do you ever feel-
Gaster: -like a plastic bag-
: "...."
: "Me?"
Syphon: "Yes."
Module: "...[sub]Where do these people keep coming from[/sub]"
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Also what the fuck does Runner do with her shit[/color]
Runner: It's his now bitchtits.
Runner: It's in Lua's storage room.
Module: [Wait, so let me get this straight]
: "...Yes. I am the girl with the war requests."
Gaster: shrinks back a little. "'Mh good."
Module: [I asked you to open up all the entrances and you decide to rob her blind.]
Syphon: "Okay?"
Runner: [Yes]
: "You can call me Cadence."
Module: [....Anything suspicious amongst what you found?]
Syphon: "Okay. Syphon. Nice to meet you."
: Her phone is blowing up with war requests, but she tries to hide this.
: (0) New War Requests [] is now (80) New War Requests [].
Module: is in the corner trying to drown out the screaming skeleton while he tries to add up why Syphon wanted to break into mystery person's home.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Runner took a few t-shirts, another pistol, ammo, an ash tray, a few family photos with a blonde girl in the middle, a satellite picture of the Earth except the only continent left is North America, and the book "Moby Dick".[/color]
Syphon: The pickaxe?
Aster: [color=#ffffff]And the pickaxe.[/color]
Runner: [I stole her fuckin' shirts.]
: "Oh, shit."
Aster: [color=#ffffff]That's literally it[/color]
: "I have..." She checks her phone. "to sort out 80 war requests."
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Also Runner stole a few bras.[/color]
Syphon: "Wow."
: "Half of them directed to you guys, because you're new."
Syphon: "Oh."
Aster: [color=#ffffff]And panties.[/color]
Syphon: Beb
Module: [You wear the same thing every day, why would you need women's clothing. Are you trying to tell me something here?]
: "You want forty more allies?"
Runner: [You've found me out Lua]
Module: [[ Do you want 40 alliances with Zebra Space? ]]
Runner: [In secret, i've actually been starting a prostitution ring]
Fellby: -Hey speaking of prostitutes, guess what birthday boy's doing.-
: She spins a pen with her fingers, fiddling with allies and enemies.
: "Hm. I'll see what I can do."
: After a few swipes and taps.
Fellby: -Smoking his fifth cigar of the day, that's what-
Module: [Wow, were you so [i]inspired[/i] by all the people we know?]
: You have (40) forty ally requests. Accept all? [y/n]
Aster: [color=#ffffff][y][/color]
: [Y]
: MV [] joined chat.
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Anyways, she just.[/color]
Runner: [And by that I mean i'm selling her shit on ebay]
: "..."
Aster: [color=#ffffff]Fucking leaves.[/color]
: "Wow, you've effectively overflowed the ally management servers."
: MV [] is now Schyroton [Schyroton].
Gaster: ((hi mv
Schyroton: ((hi
: (80) New War Requests [] is now (80) New War Requests [Cadence].
Cadence: (( hi mv
: Frisky Whiskington [Aster] is now Frisky Whiskington [Winter].
Module: [I'm gonna turn the blind eye and tell myself you house prostitutes now]
Module: [Because somehow that of all things makes me feel better about myself]
Schyroton: [fellby i misjudged the size of the box and its too wide to get out the door]
Winter: ((Fellby's gonna have a fuckton of sex today
Schyroton: ((heh, a FUCKton
Syphon: hue
Fellby: [i'll be right there]
Runner: [I live with you, so YOU house prostitutes]
Syphon: Also back
Schyroton: [thank]
Cadence: wb
Syphon: "Oh."
Schyroton: (hi
Cadence: "Okay, so here's a thing."
Syphon: Hi MV
Fellby: -He heads to the Gaston house.-
Module: [But you're the only person who lives with me]
Cadence: "I'll let you ally with the administrators of this war request system."
: Frisky Whiskington [Winter] is now Frisky Whiskington [].
Module: [Are you trying to say you're a prostitute now?]
Runner: [No I mean I kidnapped prostitutes]
Cadence: You have recieved (1) ally request from: er_1012
Runner: [They are in your basement[
Cadence: "Yes."
: [Y]
: Runner: I am a prostitude
Cadence: "I will have to go to Zebraspace."
Cadence: "And give them the war request."
Cadence: "Um."
Schyroton: opens the door as soon as Fellby's, like, six feet away. There's a box that's juuuust too tall, wide, and deep to fit through the door.
Cadence: "If you want."
Syphon: Brb again
Fellby: "Holy. Shit."
Schyroton: Hhey. Sorry, Iiii would hahave come to yoyou, but uh. Shhhit happened.
Bags: "SWEET!"
Module: [Wait, we have a basement?]
Schyroton: Meaning it's like, a cube about 7' on each side
: Schyro gives Fellby a life-sized Barbie doll
Runner: [We do now.]
Cadence: "No."
Fellby: "That's. A lot of stuff."
Gaster: ((fellby doesn't need that
Schyroton: ((fellby: this doesnt ha-- i mean thanks
Cadence: "I need to give them the war request."
Cadence: "And I think somebody's dying."
Schyroton: Ii mean, you're onone of mmmy closesest frriends, so...
Module: goes back home.
Module: "The fuck are you doing."
Fellby: "... Wow."
Runner: He's leaning back in a reclining chair he stole somewhere.
Runner: "Relaxing."
Module: "...You turned my words around to make me have even a slight doubt that you weren't lying, didn't you.]
Module: "*
Cadence: "..."
Cadence: "The gasoline cunt? Is that the one you want to fight specifically?"
Runner: "Yep."
Bags: "YEP."
Module: "Well, I guess relaxing here is the best option for now"
: 9 x 4 = 27 Swood_ [] joined chat.
Fellby: -He starts opening that box.-
: ((wats going on yee haw
Schyroton: Inside the box: the full collection of Nine Inch Nails CDs, 72 noir movies, 25 boxes of premium cigars, 47 classy film noir-esque suits, a card, 500G, a handcrafted candle holder with a card on it(a combined effort from Schyro and Vaati), and a box with a cake.
Cadence: now that is a neat box
Fellby: -He can do nothing but give his friend a hug-
Schyroton: hugs back, whirring. "Hhappy birthdaday. I didnn't put candlles on the cacake, becccause, well."
Module: "Say, did you hear the rumor about a new job opening up? I've checked out the place and it's pretty fucked up but checking from how the place handles currency, I know it pays well."
Schyroton: ((benefits of being friends with a rich dork who believes his friends deserve the absolute best: this
Fellby: "Holy shit, you're the best."
Cadence: Cadence looks at her phone.
: Gaster [Gaster] is now Fellby [Fellby].
: ((i want to be friends with schyro
Schyroton: Ii only gogot the besst for you.
Cadence: There are some of the groups you are allies with: http://i.imgur.com/VuOU1an.png
Fellby: "Damn, I'd kiss you if you were okay with that."
Schyroton: Ii'm not but Iii appreciaiate the senntiment.
: ((mv would i be friends with schyro
Schyroton: ((theres a 87% chance
: ((MV: no
Schyroton: ((though definitely not at first
Schyroton: ((you gotta earn his trust
Module: "Plus, from what I saw it sounds like our skills are what they're looking for. Someone who's good with weapons and someone who knows how to get things with ease."
Fellby: finally lets go.
Schyroton: unhugs as well.
Fellby: ((fellby: this is gonna be better than the birthday sex that's gonna happen later on
Cadence: "I'm going to go to Zebraspace, right now."
Cadence: "And, you know, deliver the war request. It even comes in a golden envelope."
: ((Its like space, but with zebras
Schyroton: ...Iii just realilized... how thhe hehell are we gogoing to get thhhis to your hohouse.
Fellby: "Piece by piece."
Cadence: She presses a button on her phone screen and disappears.
Fellby: "I'll take care of some of the cigars for you."
: (80) New War Requests [Cadence] is now (1) Outgoing War Request [Cadence].
: ((I better literally see you on tabletop
: ((As Cadence
: ((Declaring war from Mr_Bags
Cadence: (( Hell yes
Cadence: (( Just waiting for Ofna's character to die already
Glamor: [font=glamor]-He pops in.- I'll help, because I have nothin' to do and you're Ember's dad, so. -He lifts like, approximately 1/6 of the suits.-[/font]
: ((Just, do it on The_Tabletop
: ((Alt_Tabletop is Ofna's stomping grounds
Fellby: "Thanks Glamor. She helped make dinner tonight so..."
Cadence: (( ah
Schyroton: Oh, ththanksss.
Cadence: (( I'm not sure who to give the war request to though
Glamor: [font=glamor]Oh, howww'd ththat go?[/font]
Cadence: (( there's a few layers of bullshit to get to serac
Fellby: "Spectacularly. I couldn't be more proud."
Barchar: (what've i missed)
Glamor: [font=glamor]So better than me. I gotta take lessons from her one day.[/font]
: ((Runner stole panties and bras
: ((It's Fellby's birthday
: ((Just go on the_tabletop
: ((And Schyro gave him a fuckton of shit
: (('Theres a knock on the door'
Fellby: -The stuff is brought back home. Fellby's gonna be a happy man for a while.-
Barchar: (gotcha)
Schyroton: Good, he'd have it no other way for one of his best friends.
: ((I wonder what Schyro would give Metta and Gaster on their b-days
: ((Probably like
: ((Six boxes
: ((To each
Schyroton: ((at least six for mettaton, four or five for gaster, bc science shit is expensive
: ((how many for glamor and corsiva
Schyroton: ((5
: ((Cool
Schyroton: ((its less the amount and more whats in them
: ((Yeah
: ((Quality over quantity
: ((yee haw
Fellby: ((as corsiva gets older and gets an so she's like "dad this really isn't necessary"
: ((how many for frisk
: ((MV: none
: ((yee haw > quality and quantity
Schyroton: ((4/5, bc science
: ((yeah
Schyroton: (though he learns today that getting the stuff out the door is important
Barchar: Fellby has recieved in the mail: 'Whores and demons. The next best thing to a biography' by Barchar Leyline.
: ((I just realized that I never really specified when Frisk's birthday is
Cadence: (( Laharl I fucking bet
Cadence: (( That when I say "there's a knock on the door"
Fellby: -Oh boy, he's ready to read it-
Cadence: (( There's going to be some bullshit that doesn't allow the war request to be delivered
Fellby: ((tell them you don't just ignore a request for war
Cadence: (( Either that or I could just be like 'a letter lands close to serac'
: (( Do it
Barchar: it's the best approximation to the story of the barkery, from Muffet's point of view, mostly. BC just knows more about her past. There's also some sex scenes, because of course there are.
Schyroton: 's card is a happy birthday with beautifully expressed thank yous and a really sweet and kinda cheesy thing like 'youre a bright light in the neverending void of darkness'
Fellby: claps his hands. "Okay, whose ready for cake?"
: Schyro is a really good friend
: To those he deems worthy
Schyroton: ((exactly
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Cadence: (( I'm going with the "a letter lands out of fucking nowhere" method
: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.
: ((Make sure to ping Tangy
Fellby: wonders if BC got that wonderful first week right.
Schyroton: ((i just remembered i made a horifying discovery earlier today
Schyroton: ((*horrifying
Cadence: (( your typo of 'horrifying' is worse
Schyroton: (( https://s16.postimg.org/sd2qpprut/image.jpg
Cadence: (( nOOO
Barchar: she's pieced it together, best she can. Her only regret with making Muffet the POV was that she couldn't really capture what Fellby would have had to have been feeling at the time. Oh well.
: ((OH NO
Cadence: (( Laharl you better be seeing this
Fellby: -Ah well, indeed.-
Schyroton: ((it's absolutely horrible
Fellby: gets ready to cut that cake.
Schyroton: (((and then the realization came that mettaton, schyro, and gaster could make up team sonic by being similar to knuckles, sonic, and tails, respectively)
: ((Has Fellby ever eaten a penis shaped cake
: ((Like
Schyroton: ((the best is yet to cum
Fellby: ((Dude the barkery problably not only makes penis-shaped cakes
: ((I'm watching, do it.
Schyroton: The cake is purple with sugar flowers.
Fellby: ((but tit and ass shaped cakes as well
: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/51/93/47/519347729505c92e44b116f4e4188eaf.jpg
: Look at that
Schyroton: ((cakes in the shape of mettatons ass
Fellby: happily cuts a slice and passes more around.
: http://66.media.tumblr.com/d6d50fc0b977e5806bd55b0fc728eabd/tumblr_inline_mozfd1Wyd71qz4rgp.jpg
Barchar: someday she'll write something with the main character on the other end. Fellby and Muffet will be the first to get copies. For accuracy purposes, at least.
: https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTrq0_cG7dvL8N8l8EnGPHyL-mOPjGqOQx2zfz4Fb9fq2jKaZ7I
Cadence: (( Right, so I did it
Schyroton: It's homemade.
Fellby: "Mmmfh! It's wonderful, Schyro."
Cadence: (( I fucking called it
Schyroton: Ththannnks.
Cadence: (( Laharl I fucking called it
Ember: "Really good!"
Schyroton: I mamade surrre it was just asas good as thhhe wedding cake, if nonot better.
: ((Bloo
: ((Fucking
: Fellby: A-ah~
: ((Called it
: Fellby: I love the cake~
: Schyro: Fellby no
Schyroton: ((schyro promptly smashes the cake into his face-- OH GOD I FUCKIN
Cadence: (( I just knew there was going to be some bullshit
Cadence: (( "not here lolololo"
Cadence: (( Well fuck you too
Schyroton: ((AAAA
Cadence: (( Should Jay get the fucking war request
: ((Yee
: ((In Other_Tabletop
Cadence: (( yeah
Fellby: "Seriously, you did a wonderful job here."
Schyroton: Ththanks. Iii had to do ththe best for yoyou.
Cadence: (( If they fucking decline
Cadence: (( Just spam "weak af"
Fellby: sits down and lights up a cigar.
: ((yee haw
Schyroton: Ii'm so glglad you liiike them.
Cadence: (( Laharl
Cadence: (( Just make Miyu circle Y
Fellby: "Yeah." He blows out a cloud of smoke while thinking of something else to do.
Schyroton: ((fuck, i gtg
Schyroton: ((ill return at some point
Fellby: ((okay
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Cadence: (( Allllright
Cadence: (( War is now in session
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
: ((They all think
: ((It's like
: Wallace [Wallace] joined chat.
: ((An actual war
Wallace: ((Update, i can do cc
: ((Alright, do you WANT to do it?
Cadence: (( This is too funny
Wallace: ((Yez
Wallace: ((I have
Wallace: ((Lots of material
: ((Sweet
Cadence: (( Laharl
Cadence: (( Icewolf is trying to ask me what this whole war system is
: (( Kek
: ((How do you make a name for an undertale character that has no seperating features from the normal ones though))
: Wallace's connection timed out.
Syphon: Back
: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.
: ((Quick
: ((Because at this point having just "Asriel" and "Frisk" would be easily confused))
: ((It's time for NO CONTEXT PMS!
: (( http://prntscr.com/cusf7b
: ((WHat))
Barchar: (With no seperating features?)
: ((Yes, they aren't that different from a narmal undertale character))
: normal*
: god I'm lazy
Barchar: (what do you mean they aren't 'that' different)
: ((They have some differences))
: ((But none that can be placed in a name))
Cadence: (( I can post some of my nocontext Tangy PMs
Module: [[ Missing Line of Context: I can tell you about the 'Spooky ghost' my friend made in his Things Fall Apart book ]]
: Wallace [Wallace] joined chat.
Syphon: And brb agaim
Cadence: (( http://i.imgur.com/w1s26Tg.png