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Gaster: seems to be drifting off.
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Schyroton: is too, honestly.
Gaster: -Aaand there he goes. Flopped over on the nearest person.-
Schyroton: Well that wakes him up.
Schyroton: ...
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Gaster: -He snooze-
Schyroton: It doesn't help that he's warm, honestly.
Syphon: Back
Gaster: starts to mumble in his sleep.
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Schyroton: (yo
Syphon: Hi Bloo
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Syphon: O no
Syphon: What's wrong
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: yee haw
: i saw a bad meme and now i'm sad
Syphon: Oh no, what was it
: too bad for words
Syphon: Link, then?
: i lost it
Syphon: Rip
Gaster: ((why are you so desparate to see a bad meme
Syphon: Get well soon, you'll feel dank in no time
: no I just came across a bad meme
Syphon: I have a mentality of if someone shares their pain with me they feel better
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Syphon: And even if that doesn't work, then at least we're at equal amounts of pain
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Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Hey Chime[/color]
Gaster: ((yeah?
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]When are we doing Dreamscape[/color]
Gaster: ((next week
Schyroton: looks to the nerd leaning on him.
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Ah[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Alrught[/color]
Gaster: is a sleepy nerd.
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]alright*[/color]
Gaster: ((https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cum1ysXVYAEaUja.jpg
Gaster: ((https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cum0tavUMAAfPDW.jpg
Frisk: ((I found a fedora today
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Syphon: Nice
Syphon: M'frisky
Schyroton: ((fedoras mask
Frisk: ((Didn't buy it tho
Syphon: How dare you /s
: aw
: Bad idea: fedora with a built-in vape charger
Frisk: ((I want to get one tho
: it runs on solar power
Schyroton: ((put that on shittyideas
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: ((I own a fedora))
: (( http://i.imgur.com/aJ3uQ8S.png
: (( the foundation of today's aesthetic
Gaster: ((https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cum2eAEUAAAC1pZ.jpg
Schyroton: ((aggressive tennis
: (( chime these images keep filling my twitter feed and its not okay but also okay
Fanta: ((I have a plaid fedora
Frisk: ((That fedora was black and had a grey stripe
Frisk: ((I put it on and looked at a mirror and I actually looked good in it
: (( I need two words that are at least 7 letters long
Gaster: ((muffet's just skipping around her house
Schyroton: ((desolation
Syphon: Problematic Children
: (( problematic children and desolation
: ((is that the 7 grand dad font
: (( 10/10 good enough
: (( No it's some VCR font i found
: ((7 grand font
Frisk: ((Exoticto Butteros
Syphon: That's a nice rhyme
: (( I mean, swood, this is what it looks like http://i.imgur.com/O02xzSE.png
Schyroton: ((beautiful desolation
: yee haw
: ((so
: (('beautiful desolation' is what i will use
Syphon: Gj
Frisk: ((Gonna go home now
Frisk: ((Brb
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Schyroton: (k
Gaster: ((okay
Gaster: [sub]"...p...peanut brittle"[/sub]
Schyroton: turns his head to the skeleton nerdlord
Hywel: -Is with the Fant.-
Endling Asriel: -He's in the bar, somewhere.-
Fellby: -He went home.-
Syphon: He's asleep again in his mech in the corner.
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Gaster: [sub]"I can't fit my hand in a... pringles can..."[/sub]
Schyroton: ((gaster is 6'5" and made of magic theres a damn good chance his hand is too thick
Gaster: [sub]"i can't fit a pringles can... in my hand hole..."[/sub]
: ((Wait do you think Gaster can use his hand as a cup holder))
Schyroton: ((absolutely
Mavis: ((Dude if I had hole hands
Gaster: (He's done it before
Mavis: ((I'd be fucking beer god
: ((He can't do cans))
Miyu: [If one more person calls me fluffy]
Miyu: [I'm gonna start crying]
Schyroton: ((i'd be the person who puts phone charms on my hand
Gaster: [sub]"this new pringles flavor is gross... who even thought of prinny flavor..."[/sub]
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Schyroton: ((prinnygles
: ((did you hear about the new lays flavor))
: ((Like real flavor))
Schyroton: ((is it disappointment?
Mavis: ((Etna states in D2 she has eaten a prinny before
Mavis: ((They apparently taste like gunpowder and shame
Gaster: ((so, not a good chip flavor
: ((It was like))
: ((Chicken and gravy))
: ((Something like that))
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Gaster: ((eeewww
Schyroton: [thats rude]
Gaster: ((i know they had a gyro one that tasted like shoe leather
: ((Lays chips))
Mavis: ((I've had that
Syphon: what.
Mavis: ((Chicken and Waffles flavored chips
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: ((It can't be good))
Syphon: How was it
Mavis: ((I've also tried shrimp flavor and steak and potato
Schyroton: ((fun fact: pizza pringles are the best pringles
Syphon: Okay I would eat shrimp flavor
Syphon: I fucking love shrimp
: ((Oh my god someone else like pizza pringles))
Mavis: ((Chicken and Waffles: 6/10, it would be legitimately good if it wasn't so bizarre
Syphon: Oh, huh
Mavis: ((Shrimp: 0/10, I opened the bag and it immediately turned my house into Captain D's smell
Mavis: ((And promptly tasted like dog urine
: ((They are))
Gaster: [sub]"Pizza is the one true god."[/sub]
Syphon: Rip
Mavis: ((Steak and Potatoes
Syphon: But really
Mavis: ((Were GOOD SHIT
Syphon: Pringles are amazing
Syphon: I have never had a bad pringle
: ((Gaster that is the wrong Italian food to worship))
Schyroton: ((no it isnt
Syphon: I hope she brought lotsa [i]SPAGHETTI[/i]
: ((Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster))
Literally Satan: [sub]"Psssst, want me to go into his dreams and make him dream of worshipping satan's pringle flavor."[/sub]
Schyroton: Nno.
Barchar: (wtf is going on)
: ((What does Satan's chip flavor taste like))
Syphon: Hi Flame
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Gaster: ((gaster is talking in his sleep
Barchar: (hell)
Literally Satan: Roasted goat.
Schyroton: ((sour cream and onion
: ((Would it be Carolina reaper infused goat))
Syphon: But sour cream and onion is good
Literally Satan: IT IS NOW
Schyroton: ((no its not
Syphon: Fuck Texas
Schyroton: ((its about as good as twizzlers
Syphon: Twizzlers are good too
: ((Twix lets are good))
Schyroton: ((bruh you gotta go to canada fir those
Gaster: ((ewwww sour cream and onion
: ((Fucking
Syphon: twix lets
: Twizzlers*
Schyroton: ((twizzlers are shit and so are twix
Syphon: I know MV
Syphon: Twix are good too
Syphon: What even
Barchar: (fuck you mv)
: ((THE BEST))
Barchar: (fuck you and your bad candy opibions)
: ((WHAT))
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Syphon: WHAT
: ((HOW))
Barchar: (HOW)
Syphon: Waitwaitwaiy
Syphon: wait*
Syphon: MV, how do you pronounce caramel
Schyroton: ((shit /s
Schyroton: ((it's car-ah-mel
Syphon: You are now slightly redeemed in my heart
Schyroton: ((it shouldn't be that chewy
Gaster: [sub]"Why is Fellby... a magical girl..."[/sub]
Syphon: DAMMIT
: ((I say both, usually car-ah-Mel rather than care-a-mel))
Syphon: Oh
Syphon: I say care-a-mel
: ((Oh people actually say carmel))
Syphon: Yes they do
Syphon: It's fucking annoying
: ((What))
Barchar: ([i]yes and we're correct fuck you[/i])
Schyroton: can honestly see Fellby as a magical girl
Mavis: ((I have sensitive teeth
Mavis: ((So I can't eat caramel
: ((Flame I will cut you))
Mavis: ((Or chew gum
: ((With a knife))
Barchar: where is gaster?
Schyroton: ((i bite ice cream
Gaster: -In the bar.-
Syphon: Anyway, I can respect car-ah-mel because at least you recognized the fucking second A
: ((That takes strength))
: ((I respect that))
: ((You smart))
: ((You loyal))
Schyroton: ((people give me weird looks
: ((Dead meme I'm sorry))
Barchar: se bursts out laughing at that, then
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Mavis: ((I'm really paranoid about licking things
Syphon: I'll bite into ice cream on a stick
Schyroton: ((also bc i bite bubble tape and i bite four kit kats at once
Mavis: ((Like, idk why but I hate the look of licking, I don't like licking
: ((Cause that hurt most people's teeth.))
Mavis: ((So I have to like, grab ice cream with a bite
Syphon: But obviously not ice cream you eat with a spoon
Mavis: ((And crush it against the roof of my mouth
Gaster: [sub]"Why is muffet a cop"[/sub]
Syphon: I don't know why but I hate ice cream unless it's on a cone.
Schyroton: [sub]Mmmeme polilice.[/sub]
Syphon: Unless it's drumsticks, then it's cool I guess
Syphon: But I prefer it not on a cone
Barchar: "Wee-oo wee-oo."
Syphon: wait nevermind
Syphon: I hate ice cream IF it's on a cone
Syphon: Whoops
Gaster: draws a little closer to Schyro. [sub]"Meeeeeme."[/sub]
Schyroton: ((i hate hard waffle cones
: ((I assume everyone here has access to a publix))
Gaster: ((no
Schyroton: ((the fuck is that
Syphon: Publix?
: ((is this not a common store in other places))
Syphon: Apparently not
Schyroton: makes a little laugh at that.
: ((Is this a fucking local thing hang on))
: ((Oh yep))
: ((It's a local thing))
Schyroton: ((bruh long island doesnt have a lot of things, we dont have wawa or big walmarts or publix
Schyroton: ((we didnt have sonic until a couple years ago
Gaster: ((in michigan we have krogers
: ((No like, publix is a Florida thing if this is right))
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Syphon: Does anyone else know Tim Hortons
Syphon: Chime might
Gaster: ((yeah, they're all over in michigan
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Syphon: Alright cool
Gaster: ((some of them are combined with baskin robbins
: ((It's just the south east with publix))
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Frisk: ((When I'm in the passengers seat I stick my leg out of the window and I act like Mettaton
: ((A lot in Florida, and Georgia, some in the the surrounding))
Fanta: ((I got publix
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Syphon: I assume as well as hope you don't do that
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]No I fucking do that[/color]
: ((hey i got an error room
: ((Anyways, they have this fucking fantastic ice cream)
Syphon: well
Schyroton: ((i know tim hortons and ill do that sometimes
Schyroton: ((ive never been to th but i know it
Gaster: ((lets see, what else does michigan have that other places kind of don't
Gaster: ((uuuuh
Syphon: I don't like opened windows in a vehicle
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Why[/color]
Fanta: if they've moved in, she dragged hywel to the bedroom after looking around the place, for a few hours
Syphon: I dunno
Syphon: But I don't
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]I like it when the windows are down[/color]
Schyroton: ((usually baskin robbins is combined w dunkin donuts
Fanta: ((We have bbq
Barchar: (https://www.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/574bi7/children_behave/)
: ((https://s3.amazonaws.com/static.caloriecount.about.com/images/medium/publix-premium-ice-cream-52543.jpg
Barchar: (Michigan has hell)
Gaster: ((oh shit i was thinking of the wrong coffee
: ((It's so good))
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Schyroton: ((i dont like coffee
: ((Me neither))
: ((Too bitter))
Gaster: ((oh yeah we have this sub shop chain called "Tubby's"
Schyroton: ((for me, things have to taste good and have a texture that matches the taste
: ((But I don't like Tea either))
Schyroton: ((same
Schyroton: ((i hate tea. iced, hot, i hate it
Gaster: ((coffee is only good if you add stuff to it
Gaster: ((with tea it depends
Syphon: Oh good
Gaster: ((so many variables with tea
Syphon: Something tried to delete system 32
Schyroton: ((its glorified leaf water
: ((Thing is, I had this one Tea from Starbucks, which wasn't half bad))
: ((I don't remember the name cause it's a Starbucks drink))
Gaster: ((what about the tea that's leaf and fruit water
Schyroton: ((isnt that honest tea
Gaster: ((well, no
Schyroton: ((i only like the thing gmm did
: ((Is that a pun))
Schyroton: ((yes
: ((Gdi))
Schyroton: ((thats a brand name
Gaster: ((you can brew hot tea with fruit in it
Schyroton: ((their name is a PUN!
: ((Also wait something tried to delete system32))
: ((How))
Schyroton: ((alao brb im making hot cocklate
Syphon: Virus or something
Gaster: ((oooh shia lebouf is in love in my tomodachi life
Gaster: ((OH
Barchar: (don't do it)
Barchar: (he's an actual cannibal)
: ((Huh))
Gaster: ((a local chain we have in michigan is chicken shack
Gaster: ((best damn fried chicken i've ever had
Syphon: I've had a random google chrome page open every once in a while, and one opened with a security error saying something tried to delete system 32 or something like that
: ((Like, it actually opened a command prompt to delete it or just asked you to?))
Syphon: Or it was fake
: ((Ohhhh))
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: ((You don't have a virus))
Syphon: Either way, it's scanworthy
: ((That was trying to get you to download a virus))
Syphon: Ah
: ((A malware, actually))
: ((Or call a tech support scammer))
Gaster: ((i love how i can get away with having someone say "DO ME! JUST DO ME!" in tomodachi life
Barchar: (its)
Barchar: (the)
Barchar: (chickenshack)
Endling Asriel: -In bar, can go to NToriel.-
: ((Tech support scammers are funny))
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Gaster: ((shia got rejected
Syphon: Rip
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Barchar: (damn)
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NToriel: still hasn't come back
NToriel: if u wanna visit
Gaster: is sleeping. And talking in his sleep.
Endling Asriel: -He gets up, kind of hoping other don't notice, to check on her.-
Gaster: [sub]"Y... you can do it, Fellby..."[/sub]
NToriel: well, the screaming's stopped, so that's something
NToriel: the handful of froggits that were alive on your way there are dead now
Endling Asriel: "Oh no..."
Schyroton: ((back
Barchar: "Man, I kinda wanna go in there."
Schyroton: is being slept on.
Gaster: squirms a little.
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Gaster: [sub]"Wait, Fellby... don't go..."[/sub]
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Endling Asriel: -He keeps walking.-
Mavis: GUYS
Barchar: she shrugs, walking over and putting her hand on his head. she wants to see this shit.
NToriel: aaand more dust
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Syphon: La chancla?
Gaster: [sub]"Muffet, I'm sorry... your husband's a god now."[/sub]
NToriel: there's a lot of dead things now
Mavis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMij9AKLvog&feature=youtu.be
Endling Asriel: "Geez..."
Gaster: -Gaster is dreaming that Fellby has saved everyone by ascending to godhood.-
Endling Asriel: -He's thinking toriel went on a killing spree or a human fellza
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Schyroton: ((puella magi fellby magica
Gaster: -Celestial Fellby.-
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Syphon: Wel
Syphon: Well
Gaster: ((gdi now i gotta draw that
Syphon: Hi DD
Barchar: she is enjoying herself
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NToriel: is in home, curled up in the corner, surrounded by more dust piles
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Barchar: wonders what kind of god fellby i
Gaster: -Gaster is explaining to Muffet why her husband had to go.-
Gaster: -He's uh. Certainly more spacey-looking.-
Endling Asriel: -He reaches where she is.-
Muffet: "Wait, so he's a god now?"
NToriel: she doesn't seem to notice
Endling Asriel: "...Toriel?"
Gaster: "Yes. I'm sorry."
Muffet: "Can demons be with gods?"
Gaster: "... Maaaaaybe?"
Muffet: "They better be able to or I'm gonna break something probably"
Gaster: -There's already a shrine built to Fellby.-
NToriel: "..."
NToriel: she looks at him, still smiling
Mavis: ((So I played Anime bingo
Mavis: ((The only anime I know well is fairy Tai
Mavis: ((My anime bingo card was 90% fairy tail
Mavis: ((And like 10% everything else
Schyroton: ((lol
Endling Asriel: "...Are you okay?"
Syphon: Making Showdown teams I will never use is a great time killer
Gaster: stirs. He's almost awake.
Barchar: she leaves. "Well, that was entertaining."
Gaster: wakes up, groggily looking around.
Schyroton: was honestly just watching him, making sure he's not panicking in the dream.
NToriel: "I'm fine, dear"
NToriel: given she's covered in blood, she's not fine
Schyroton: Hhello.
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Endling Asriel: "...Did you... kill them?"
Gaster: "Wha..."
Schyroton: You fefelll asleep.
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Gaster: ((fellby is on his laptop while zacharie talks on his phone
Syphon: Brb
NToriel: "Kill who, dear?"
Barchar: "Hi, Gaster."
Gaster: (("Tacos? I don't know."
Gaster: "Hello, hello."
Endling Asriel: "All the monsters down here... wait... are you hurt, or...?"
NToriel: ((I am almost home so
: ((yee haw
NToriel: ((Gonna start in 20-30
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NToriel: "They could have hurt you, dear.."
Endling Asriel: "No, they wouldn't have, I don't think?"
NToriel: "I didn't want to take any chances."
Endling Asriel: "Toriel, you shouldn't do that..."
Schyroton: ...
Gaster: "Mmmh, that was bizarre..."
NToriel: "It was for your safety."
Schyroton: Yyyou were, uh, tatalking iiin your slleep.
Gaster: "I-I as?"
NToriel: turns to him
Schyroton: Yyeah.
Barchar: "Yup."
Schyroton: Abbbout Prpringles, annnd magical gigirl Fellbt.
Endling Asriel: "You're scaring me, I feel more afraid."
Gaster: "A-about what?"
Gaster: "Oh."
Barchar: "Fellby ascended to godhood? That seems like more of a hell to him than actual hell would be, really."
NToriel: "But you're safe."
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NToriel: smiles wider at him
Gaster: "Eh, he was chill about it, i think. It was to protect us all."
Endling Asriel: "I don't feel safe!"
Endling Asriel: -He glances behind him, hoping to be able to make a run for the anydoor if he has to.-
NToriel: she approaches for a hug
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Gaster: ((... fellby is working at his part-time job...
Endling Asriel: -He backs off.-
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NToriel: "Where are you going?"
Gaster: ((FUCK YOU
Endling Asriel: "Away!"
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NToriel: she keeps going
Barchar: ("Hey, come help me." "Uhhh, I can't, I'm buying whores.")
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Schyroton: ((well hurry up and get over here
Endling Asriel: -He goes backwards quickly.-
NToriel: goes towards him quickly
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Barchar: ("Uhh I can't there's only food")
Barchar: (wait no i skipped lines)
Barchar: (fuck it)
Fellby: -He's currently working on a housewarming gift for Fanta and Hywel.-
Endling Asriel: -He turns around and starts running.-
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Schyroton: ((what do you mean theres only food
NToriel: runs after him, but she is old and not fast, she calls to him
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NToriel: ((Whores meat is food
Endling Asriel: -Saying what?-
NToriel: "Asriel! Come back!"
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Endling Asriel: "How do I know you won't hurt me!"
Endling Asriel: -He keeps running.-
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Syphon: Back
NToriel: "I won't hurt you!"
NToriel: he can reach the anydoor whenever, he's far ahead of her now
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Endling Asriel: -He does, and gets into the bar.-
Gaster: "Oh! Hello there."
Schyroton: Are yyou okay? You loloook like you ran in hhere.
Endling Asriel: "She was chasing me, she killed all the monster in the ruins..."
Schyroton: Whhat?
Schyroton: Whho was?
Gaster: "You mean, the strange toriel?"
Howdy: "Wow."
Howdy: "What a bitch!"
Endling Asriel: "Yes, yes the toriel..."
Schyroton: Welll, if ananything, yyyou're safe here.
Endling Asriel: "..."
Gaster: "Where's your parents?"
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Mavis: Northernlion
Mavis: Lost
Mavis: His 70 win streak
Syphon: Lolrip
Schyroton: ((rip
Mavis: And I can't help
Mavis: But feel bad for him
Mavis: Cause that was the most fucked up loss
Mavis: I've ever seen
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Mavis: He rolled Ipecac, Marked, Cricket's Body, and Triple Shot
Mavis: On a Missingno
Mavis: On the chest
Syphon: Oh god
Mavis: So he fired ipecac shots
Mavis: That split into more ipecac shots
Endling Asriel: -He sighs.-
Mavis: In triples
Mavis: While Marked was unmovable
Mavis: And the worsen this
Mavis: He had Dead Cat
Syphon: Marked was immovable?
Mavis: So he had 9 lives where he couldn't do anything but hit himself
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: gtg yee haw
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Gaster: ((hey yaz
NToriel: ((Ok imma start after i get a drink
Yazan: hey
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Syphon: Alright
NToriel: ((Role call
: So Vol rolls into the bar, on a skateboard.
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: (( bad meme
Syphon: Syphon is here
Schyroton: ((im here
Gaster: ((here
The meme queen: hey, remember this?
The meme queen: that was a thing
Barchar: robot roll call
Howdy: HOWDT
Barchar: BRACRAB
Syphon: He jolts awake, hitting his head against the mech. "Shit, that hurt."
Barchar: that's it
: queen aesthetic in reverse
Schyroton: Shshit, are yyou okay?
: so you know that one thing
: back in 09
Syphon: "Eh. I'll be fine, but for the moment hell no."
Runner: Robot roll call?
Syphon: He rubs his head. "Anyway, what's up?"
Spine: -Well, hello there!-
Verum: Robot roll call
Schyroton: ((debonnaire
Verum: well, close enough to a robot
Schyroton: -And pleased to meet you-
Drakon: ok hi
MettatonSEX: -I'd do the entirety of Go Spine Go-
Prismaton: -But I don't fuckin feel like it-
Audrey: -So yeah-
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Gaster: ((... could have sworn i had more robutts
Barchar: -who's audrey-
Prismadyne: -Audrey was that one-off robot who wanted information.-
Barchar: -oh, her-
Schywey: -And was made just to make a LSOH joke.-
Annoying Box: -Beep.-
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Syphon: I don't have any robots except Verum, who only mostly counts
Barmetta: -And also the one whose color has to be changed.-
Desoton: -And this fuck-
Mavis: This is where i'd use my nectra shortcut
Mavis: If I had it
GLaDOS: i think i only have one actual robot
Mettadolf: -And this shit.-
Olive: -Do robot arms count?-
Five: wait no, 5
: Juan: is actually a robot programmed to sing
Five: she's a robot
Nyxem: -Nyxem sorta counts, being 75% mechanical.-
: Juan: he's just a robot with a human body
MK: and MK kiiinda counts
Syphon: I have too many hooman characters
MV: -You'll never know whether or not I count.-
Barchar: (But you sent us a picture of yourself wearing the neckwear headwear)
Bardyne: NGAH
Syphon: Syphon, Gfrisk, Emb, Verum at first, Deon
Syphon: Lily is half
: I'm a cloud of vape smoke
Schyroton: ((ive never sent a pic of me below the waist exposed
Syphon: The trio
Epsilon: [color=#ffdab9]could theoretically be a robot[/color]
Gaster: ((mv confirmed for having robot genitals
Schyroton: ((and you dont know whats on the inside
Syphon: Vale sorta
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Purple: is a metaphorical robot
Syphon: And then not hooman is Dewt, Verum now, half Lily, Jozlyn
Avanne: -They're automatonic, but only about 5% metal.-
Syphon: So I actually have more not-hoomans than I thought
Quote: how the fuck
Syphon: Oh and Randy
Balrog: did i forget about these two
: (( I've got build 651 of Every Man's Pokémon
Syphon: Oh and SiivaHitler is a hooman
Schyroton: ((i was thinking about ridiculously human robot but sure robot genitals
SAIL: and lastly, he's kind of a robot
Gaster: ((*buzz*
Schyroton: ((someone change the topic to "mv confirmed for having robot genitals"
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Syphon: Aw man
Syphon: I was 2slow
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Barmetta: ((color corrected
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Fanta: ((http://imgur.com/a/vzaKG
Gaster: ((why are you showing us this slarv
Barchar: on the off chance that ever happens
Fellby: -If one were to look in the kitchen, they'd find him holding a glass sphere.-
Drakon: [Why are you holding a glass sphere]
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Fanta: ((I edited one of the evidence pieces
Schyroton: ((6.7/10 legs
Syphon: Ah shit
Syphon: I now know what nasal polyps look like
Barmetta: -if the storyshift bar ever happens which it might i'm on that shit-
: (( blank banshee 2 is fucking lit
: (( but
: (( odd
Barmetta: -besides, i've already drawn him like three times-
Muffet: "Cheri what is that"
Barchar: -You can't say that and not link it-
Fellby: "It's an oil candle."
: (( http://i.imgur.com/uIzLG8C.png
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Muffet: "That's a glass sphere."
Barchar: (I was talking to MV)
Barmetta: -I'll show it tomorrow.-
: (( What
Fellby: "No, see, you fill it with oil and dip a wick in it."
: (( I just wanted to make sure my clipboard worked
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Schyroton: ((hi darling!
Smolapeño: (hi darling!!
Syphon: Hi Smol
: hi jal
Syphon: "Anyway, what's up?"
Smolapeño: (hell everyone!)
Smolapeño: (*hello
Syphon: rood
: ((wow ok
Muffet: (no the first one was better0
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Gaster: "Nothing, really."
Syphon: Huh
Syphon: It felt like my armpit was just stabbed
: probably was
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: ((Check))
Syphon: Can confirm, there is a sword stabbed through my arm
Syphon: ./s
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Syphon: I see nothing there, guess something could've bitten me though
Syphon: And the same happened to my other arm
: ((Armpit spiders))
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Syphon: I looked it up and was disappointed but not surprised it didn't exist
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Schyroton: ((i should just do a draw the squad meme with all the mettatons
Barchar: (That'd need to be a big draw the swuad meme)
: (( microton is dead in the corner
Mavis: ((Someone wanted a name for their character on ZS
Mavis: ((I just named someone's character Watsky
Mavis: ((George Watsky
: (( Oh my fucking god
Gaster: ((gg
Schyroton: ((i meant all the ones i rp also GJ
Syphon: Noice
Gaster: ((i just wrote a song about muffet killing her husband
Barchar: (wow)
Schyroton: ((*rp/plan to rp
Schyroton: ((bruh
Barchar: (Okay you have to fucking make a video of that chime)
Syphon: Wowie
Barchar: (I can live with noit getting the one about Fellby bragging about banging jon's wife)
Barchar: (but i need that song)
Gaster: ((you know what
Gaster: ((you're getting both
Barchar: (awesome)
Fanta: ((If dd aint here soon we can do a segment without
Mavis: I vote
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Mavis: We chuck everyone into a Biosis fight
Mavis: For shits and giggles
Syphon: Oh
Syphon: "Alright then."
Gaster: ((brb holding my breath as i take video of tomodachi songs
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Is the segment the sidequest[/color]
Gaster: ((how do i not have twitter on my phone
Frisk: https://youtu.be/H98Q9VU6IEM
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]It's beautiful[/color]
Barchar: (why are you holding your breath)
Barchar: (oh so it doesn't go through in the video i see)
Gaster: ((yeah
Fanta: ((Alright, who's ready
Syphon: Me
Gaster: ((i'm ready
Schyroton: ((im ready
Schyroton: ((but schyros not
Fanta: the anydoor rings
Gaster: "Ugh. Here we go." He heads through the anydoor.
Fanta: ((Schyro will have lots of fun
Syphon: "Ah god."
Schyroton: ...
Schyroton: ((that statement means he wont
Syphon: He sits up straight in the mech and marches it into the anydoor.
Schyroton: groans, getting in his mech that somehow stayed in the bar and going through.
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Gaster: ((frick there's this weird static noise
Syphon: Rip
Barchar: (It's cool)
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Mavis: Someone who's been in the back of the bar for forever
Mavis: Steps through the anydoor with you all
Fanta: ((Flame will you be investigating with us
Barchar: (meh)
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Gaster: ((https://twitter.com/chimeranyx/status/786392699909713920
Barchar: (10)
Barchar: (perfect 10)
: ((That's great))
Fanta: ((10/10
Gaster: ((gonna see about muffet's song now
Fanta: is still being suggestive
Fanta: it's a challenge
Hywel: "Fanta."
Hywel: "You realize I finished moving all the shit to the house right."
Fanta: "What?"
Hywel: "Yeah, a while ago."
Hywel: "You were busy trying to make me get an erection."
Fanta: is currently seductively sitting on top of a washing machine
Fanta: "Well shit."
Hywel: "Why are you on a washing machine."
Fanta: "Because I'm being sex"
Colton: [sub]Well it's basically a big 'ol vibrator[/sub]
Barchar: SHIT
Barchar: NOT SUB
Fanta: it is on
Hywel: "You are being sex."
Hywel: "Look, I don't know if I will fall asleep soon, but we can have sex now that I'm finished, if you want."
Fanta: "Good"
Fanta: she goes for a leap off the washing machine
Hywel: -He's standing up and the bed is not behind him this is a terrible idea.-
Fanta: is tryna do that anime thing where you jump and catch their head inbetween your legs
Fanta: it doesn't work
Fanta: "YAAAAA"
Hywel: "YOU FU-"
Hywel: -He falls, and tries to catch himself with an arm.-
Hywel: -This doesn't work.-
Hywel: -In fact you can hear a light crack.-
Fanta: "Shit"
Hywel: "Fuck. Fucking."
Fanta: "Shit shit fuck"
Hywel: "Fanta you broke my arm."
Fanta: "Goddammit, sorry"
Hywel: "I'm a cripple."
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Hywel: "Fuck it I'm not letting this stop us."
Fanta: "Good"
Fanta: she is in position
Hywel: -He gets up, and goes into the bar with his bent out of shape arm, and gets a potion.-
Barchar: "Hi, Hyw-the fuck?"
Hywel: -And returns, while drinking it. His arm is now better.-
Hywel: "IM FINE."
Fanta: gives a thumbs up and whisks him to the bedroom quickly
Hywel: -He spoke to both BC and Colton there.-
Hywel: "Alright, Fanta."
Fanta: "Let's do this"
Fanta: "I've been dry for months"
Hywel: "Rock paper scissors who ever wins gets to sit there while the other one does all the work."
Hywel: -He gets in RPS position.-
Fanta: She also does
Fanta: The sex position
Fanta: Rock paper scissors
Barchar: more like rock paper scissoring amirite
Hywel: -Is it really.-
Fanta: Yeah
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Hywel: -A s- hang on imma look it up.-
Fanta: "I didn't think you were into this kinda stuff"
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Hywel: -He's just holding a fist in a cupped hand underneath with his clothes on.-
Gaster: ((https://twitter.com/chimeranyx/status/786395710891565056
Hywel: "I meant actual Rock Paper Scissors."
Fanta: "Oh"
Gaster: ((yo i looked it up and um
Fanta: she gets into that position
Gaster: ((i think i found an escort site by accident
Hywel: "The winner gets to lay there and have the other person do all the stuff to them."
Fanta: ((gj
Fanta: "Why don't we both do the work?"
Hywel: "Fanta."
Barchar: (OH MY FUCK)
Barchar: (>PURPLE)
Hywel: "You get sex either way."
Barchar: (>SPIDER)
: ((>No remorse))
Barchar: (>USES GUNS)
: ((>widow isn't a spider
Fanta: "I know"
Hywel: "Just fucking do the thing."
Barchar: (And widow DOESN'T have remorse)
Fanta: "But if you're doing it all I get like 15 minutes before you get tired and die"
Barchar: (It's becuase of brainwashing instead of just wanting to do it but still)
Barchar: (Also, 'he said a fyooking mem')
Hywel: "Yeah but if you're doing it to me you get like the whole night."
Hywel: "Also rude little
: Okay how
: Rude."*
Fanta: she throws rock
: ((I'm gonna randomly generate his move cause that's fun))
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Hywel: -He throws paper.-
Fanta: "I lost"
Hywel: -He lies down.-
Fanta: three hours later
Barchar: and at least 20 cums
Fanta: she done
Fanta: "That was mildly adequate"
Hywel: -He probably has his face in her chest.-
Barchar: (Fanta: "Wasn't in triple digits, so. Only a 3/10)
Fanta: yep
Hywel: "Mmph."
Hywel: -His voice is muffled.-
Hywel: "By the way you should totally keep being suggestive 'cause it's hot."
Barchar: (Soldier wants American food. I'm not surprised)
Fanta: "Fine"
Hywel: "Well you don't have to."
Fanta: "Nah, I'll keep doing it"
Hywel: "Only if you want, you sounded like you didn't want to."
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Fanta: "It was fun"
Hywel: -He nods.-
Hywel: "Should we go to our home now."
Fanta: "Sure"
Hywel: -He probably does a few more naughty things before getting dressed.-
Fanta: "Wait"
Fanta: "This is the last time we'll be staying in this room"
Fanta: "Do the thing"
Hywel: "What thing?"
Fanta: "Remember that time back when we were in Jager's house"
Hywel: "No?"
Fanta: she frowns and takes hywel to the boden room if you wanna do the thing
: ((Sure why not))
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Frism: <"Hey, chalor?">
Frism: <"Do you ever wonder Der why do this? If it's worth it? You know, spending half our lives antagonizing each other with catchy songs, and gibes about trash noodles and the murder of everyone we know and love?">
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Chalor: <...>
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Fanta: heads to the main room
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Hywel: -He follows.-
Hywel: -He be wearing a T-Shirt that is way too small, and sweat pants that are too small.-
Fanta: "Colton, Asriel, we're heading home."
Fanta: is in bedsheets
Endling Asriel: "...What are you two wearing?"
Fanta: "Fashion."
Endling Asriel: "Those are bedsheets."
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Gaster: ((fanta: yes this is the hot trend of 2026
: ((Am tired))
: ((Am gonna go to sleep))
: ((Gn))
Gaster: ((k
Gaster: ((i might go too
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Colton: "Yay new home"
Frism: <"No, I should not.">
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CryingEevee OOC: https://twitter.com/SerebiiNet/status/786433486714380288
CryingEevee OOC: ((type null evolves))
CryingEevee OOC: ((there's probably no-one here right now and everyone that is here actually just has the tab still open. so i don't know why i posted that))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i should sleep))
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Schyroton: ((anyway gn
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Mavis: Heyo Smash
Mavis: Came here for some RP without the shitstorm that is ZS currently?
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Fanta: Shitstorm?
Mavis: Ofna did another
Mavis: 'Jay-nearly-died'
Fanta: And hilarity ensues?
Mavis: Yee
Fanta: Kek
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Mavis: ((They want me to RP in the ZS boden room
Mavis: ((no
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Fanta: ((Just copy paste the lyrics to going down
Fanta: ((And call it a day
Mavis: (('ffs just age up miyu'
Shoe: *sniff sniff*
Shoe: "I smell.. pedophilia"
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]...The hell did i miss [color=red]]][/color]
Mavis: ((Where\s that Miyu Is Hot screenshot
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Ok go a bit faster with explaining im still in class just i have a bit of free time [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Like who asked for Boden room featuring miyu [color=red]]][/color]
Mavis: ((Three fucking people
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Literally or metaphorically [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Also sounds like some people dont know basic laws [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]:D [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]..Unless I'm wrong about if you are slightly older than me or not [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Or if i just forgot how old everyone is [color=red]]][/color]
Mavis: ((Fuck you I can look at porn all I want
Mavis: ((I just can't participate in making it, which is why I don't RP there.
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I was talking about the 2nd part [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Mostly because they arent going to arrest 99% of teenagers [color=red]]][/color]
Mavis: ((Kek
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Also i have somewhat bad news [color=red]]][/color]
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Busy season for SO starts early this year, Im on the first competition team this year [color=red]]][/color]
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Mavis: ((Ooh
Mavis: ((ZS is currently doing a wierd af
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Im supposed to be doing 3 events for it, one of them might make me disappear on non slarc days [color=red]]][/color]
Mavis: ((And so far it's seeming like it's gonna be Undertale
Mavis: ((But with Jay as frisk and 'Flint' as Toriel
Mavis: ((kek
Mavis: ((Also, gl DD
Mavis: ((It's fine if you can't make it for things
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]"Theg fuckin stole our ideas m8" [color=red]]][/color]
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Except we went anarchist wheel of misfortune [color=red]]][/color]
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Mavis: This i just
Mavis: happening
Mavis: It's not planned or anything
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Also i think ive been sitting in the wrong seat all class but nobody has said anything so im working off of it [color=red]]][/color]
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Barchar: (ZStale?)
Mavis: ((Like no it's just
Mavis: ((Flint escorting a young Jay through the ruins
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Z Stale [color=red]]][/color]
Barchar: (oh)
Mavis: ((Exactly like the opening of UT
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Gtg [color=red]]][/color]
Gaster: ((hello friend i am here
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Gaster: ((barchar is sick and has a crab stuck to her sleeve
Mavis: ((Barchar has crabs
Fanta: ((Hey
Fanta: ((Cautale is an au
Fanta: ((cAUtale
Mavis: ((SHIT
Fanta: ((Bam bam bam value value value
Gaster: ((OH
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]By the way, im not gonna be back fully for at least two hours, i have clubs today i gotta go to [color=red]]][/color]
Gaster: ((ok
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]On a thursday, so no computer lab [color=red]]][/color]
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Barchar: (Does that make this one an A2)
Gaster: ((so two faced tried to get another boyfriend
Gaster: ((he rejected her
Barchar: (Only boyfriend she could get was a whore)
Barchar: (rip two-faced)
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Mavis: ((...
Mavis: ((Undefined took me to the black market
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Mavis: ((And now I can't get out
Mavis: ((Mom*
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Barchar: (try quitting and continuin)
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Barchar: (maybe it'll make a door)
Mavis: ((I've got
Mavis: ((Triple Shot Polyphemus Death's touch
Mavis: ((AND Proptosis
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Mavis: ((Oh, and an I am error room
Mavis: ((So i'm skipping Mom's Heart too
Mavis: ((Guess we're getting our blue baby satan kill
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Fanta: ((I was so mad last night
Fanta: ((I'm 1 away from getting the negative
Fanta: ((I had maw of the void, and a shit ton of tear boosters
Fanta: ((I coulda one shotted satan
Fanta: ((But i died the room outside
Barchar: (rip)
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Be prepared for MV to be really hyped up [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Someone semi big acknowledged vaati's existence [color=red]]][/color]
Gaster: ((who
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Fanta: ((Did you know google can hook you up with magic mushrooms
Mavis: ((So can useful application of te D4 and bombs in a secret room
Gaster: ((well i looked up a sex position and got an escort website so anything is possible
Fanta: ((I'm gonna do a debate case about em
Fanta: ((This year's topic is 'us farm and food safety policy'
Fanta: ((It's shit
Barchar: (I like how fidget cube asked for 15,000)
Barchar: (and here they are with 6 bloody million)
Gaster: ((i'm one of the backers
Barchar: (My parents are too, becuase, well, I'm a fiddler)
Barchar: (And dad is too, though less than me)
Fanta: ((Kickstarter is gr8
Barchar: (they're just freaking useful)
Barchar: (I was looking at the page because i wanted to know when I'd be gettin' em)
Gaster: ((we need to destigmatize fidgeting in general, i think
Gaster: ((like, it's got this stigma of "lol i ain't paying attention"
Gaster: ((but i do it to pay attention
Barchar: (Yeah)
Barchar: (I mean, I totally understand *why* it has that stigma)
Mavis: ((I chew on things
Barchar: (It looks like you're just doing something else and ignoring the main task)
Mavis: ((Like, I chew on rubber bands and stuff
Barchar: (I used to do that ALL THE TIME)
Barchar: (I thankfully stopped. Mostly.)
Gaster: ((i chew on my ds styluses
Barchar: (Well, that I still do)
Barchar: (Mostly to extend them but still)
Gaster: ((most ds styluses have these little divots riiight near the tip
Barchar: (They need 'em, or else they can flal out)
Gaster: ((and i like to stick my teeth in those
Mavis: ((You mean the little part at the end
Barchar: (I know becuae I kept biting mine off. And so they starting falling out.)
Mavis: ((Wit the big arch
Mavis: ((That extends
Gaster: ((no i mean the point that you use to operate the ds
Mavis: ((Oh that
Gaster: ((i should probably get a chewing toy
Fanta: ((What is this pen pineapple apple pen cancer
Mavis: ((I wanna RP 4Chan death
Mavis: ((As in
Mavis: ((http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/803/942/a4d.jpg
Mavis: ((This death
Fanta: ((There be r2 in there
Mavis: ((Oh, shit
Barchar: (OH)
Barchar: (I thought you meant the bit at the top, that keeps the stylus from falling out by like)
Barchar: (making a hold for the stylus that needs to be resisted against)
Fanta: ((But this is gr8
Barchar: (Pfff)
Barchar: (I like this death)
Fanta: ((After every dramatic death in zs
Mavis: ((I'M DOING IT
Fanta: ((Yu getting yuthenized and shit
Fanta: ((Just fucking show up
Mavis: ((I need a really pissed off death picture
Fanta: ((http://tattoos.photos/images/gallery/amazing_designed_angry_skeleton_with_gun.jpg
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Mavis: ((Like an actual death
Mavis: ((Not a tatto death
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Cass/Blonde: ("Wow, what an ass")
Mavis: I need a name for him.
Mavis: What's a good name for enraged bag death
Barchar: Enraged Bag Death
Barchar: EBD for short
Mavis: http://2static.fjcdn.com/large/pictures/8f/85/8f850d_5802811.jpg
Mavis: Here's the pic i'm using
Barchar: oh, then mr. bones
Barchar: duh
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: yee haw
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Fanta: ((I'm gonna restart reborn
Fanta: ((I was a dumb back then
Fanta: ((My party against shelly
Mavis: ((Kek
Fanta: ((Swalot, cacnea, pelliper, growlithe, marshtomp, kricketune
Mavis: ((You had no chance
Fanta: ((Yep
Fanta: ((One last try
Fanta: ((How do I mute reborn
Mavis: ((Mute the music?
Fanta: ((Yeah
Mavis: ((Can't
Mavis: ((Just go to your sound settngs
Mavis: ((And low Pokemon Reborn's slider tab
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Fanta: ((>go into shelly fight with growlithe out first
Fanta: ((>masquerain uses confuse ray
Fanta: ((>fucker hits himself twice
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]By the way, what i was talking about earlier is the smashified team did Vaati [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I just checked the logs and i had very little time to give that answer earlier [color=red]]][/color]
Fanta: ((Tangy's pickin fights
Barchar: (oooh)
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Oh my [color=red]]][/color]
Fanta: ((Or maybe just being a dumbass
Fanta: ((It's hard to tell
: yeeee haw
Fanta: ((Ok, torchic or greninja
Fanta: ((I mean torchic or froakie
: yee haw
Gaster: ((sorry, had to go pick something up
Fanta: ((Torchic being a fire type pokemon, and the west being somewhat associated with high temperatures, I interpret your yee haw as a recommendation of torchic due to the western stereotype of cowboys, and of course, the term 'yee haw' typically used as an expression of excitement or glee from said stereotypical cowboys
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]And that is how you do the log out waltz [color=red]]][/color]
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Y'know i left that alt dark msparp theme on and it looks really nice on mobile [color=red]]][/color]
Mavis: ((Really?
Fanta: ((Laharl i need your pokemon expertise
Fanta: ((Torchic or froakie
Mavis: ((For Reborn?
Mavis: ((Combusken can solo the first three gyms
Mavis: ((Froakie is good for the long long 16 gym long run
Mavis: ((For the endgame shit
Mavis: ((When you get TMs
Fanta: ((Combusken it is
Mavis: ((If you wanna kick Joulia's ass
Mavis: ((Get a Goldeen with Lightningrod
Fanta: ((Joilia's an easy fucker
Mavis: ((Not if you're like me
Mavis: ((And picked Snivy
Fanta: ((I picked mudkip
Fanta: ((Every boss but the first was hell
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Frisk: ((PMD's gonna be pushed to Tuesday
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Fanta: is lying on hywel's ass
Hywel: -At the new house I assume.-
Fanta: yes
Fanta: "This place is nice"
Hywel: "I know.@
Hywel: "Are you comfortable?"
Hywel: "Because you're choosing there rather than the literally brand new pillows."
Colton: he's also here, and enjoying NOT being surrounded by crazy people
Hywel: "Like the house, Colton?"
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Fanta: "I am very comfy"
Colton: not in the room probably
Endling Asriel: -True. He's just walking around, doing some exploring of the house, cause it's pretty big.-
Fanta: she gets off his ass
Fanta: "Wanna see what the kids are up to?"
Colton: well, you can [i]hear[/i] what he's up to
Hywel: -What is Colton up to.-
Hywel: "Sure."
Colton: guitar
Fanta: hops up
Hywel: "I can hear Colton."
Fanta: "Yep"
Fanta: she heads out
Hywel: "Not sure where EA is."
Hywel: -He follows.-
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: yee haw
Endling Asriel: -He's looking around, in his usual outfit.-
Colton: it's as if a-ha was still alive and with us today. And used an acoustic guitar. Are A-ha even ded?
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Schyroton: ((i dont think a-ha is dead
Schyroton: ((also, i promised pics https://s10.postimg.org/svaecimmx/image.jpg
Schyroton: (( https://s10.postimg.org/oao7xl2xl/image.jpg
Barchar: (10)
Barchar: (It's just mettaton in shorts i love it)
Schyroton: ((pretty much
Barchar: (Barmetta: "I love shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!")
Schyroton: ((but there are color differences too
Barchar: (Little hard to tell there tho)
Schyroton: ((i know
Gaster: ((barmetta: my rattata is in the top percentage of rattata
: ((Would mettatons shorts be normal pants for humans))
Gaster: ((his rattata's just a rattata plush
Schyroton: ((his hair is actually dark blackish-brown
Schyroton: ((yes
Schyroton: ((mettatons shorts would be like
Schyroton: ((capris
Schyroton: ((his main color scheme is green
Fanta: "How ya doing, Asriel?"
: ((What if mettaton put on normal human shorts))
Schyroton: ((theyd be booty shorts
Schyroton: ((or theyd just rip
Schyroton: ((or both
Gaster: ((barchar, in her sleep: "This is my island now! My. Island."
Endling Asriel: "There's a door that's locked."
Endling Asriel: "I can't get in the room."
Fanta: "Hmm"
Fanta: inspects the door
Endling Asriel: "Whatever room is in there anyways."
Barchar: (Her bar)
Barchar: (her island)
Fanta: http://imgur.com/a/5abRW
Barmetta: ((green may not be creative but that doesn't matter when your blood is splattered on the floor
Cass/Blonde: (If I had a character command for Green I'd make a joke but I don't)
Endling Asriel: -It's locked.-
Endling Asriel: -I mean you probably can pick the lock or call a locksmith or something.-
Hywel: "I don't have the key to that door.-
Fanta: "Kick it down"
Hywel: "Fanta."
Barchar: (I didn't do a great jorb :()
Hywel: "You think I can't pick a lock."
Fanta: "You can?"
Schyroton: ((fun facts about barmetta: despite being a robot he gets hallucinations of those from his timeline entering the bar, his side face plates are rose gold, his boots and shorts are the same blackish brown as his hair, his gloves are black, he would stab a chara due to the events that made his timeline a bar timeline
Hywel: -He goes and gets a lockpick and tension wrench.-
Hywel: "Uh, yeah, Fanta."
Hywel: "This is one of the survival things you teach yourself."
Barchar: (Oh shit I didn't even consider that Chara is the Storyshift Sans)
Schyroton: ((yep
Fanta: "I don't know how to do survival."
Barchar: (That'd make a meeting between him and Barchar interesiting)
Barchar: (Question, does he have a physical body?)
Barchar: (or is he a...double ghost)
Fanta: "I'm of royal lineage dammit, you do it"
Hywel: -He starts picking the lock, and is done in like a few minutes.-
Hywel: "There, all done."
Schyroton: (he has a physical body for two reasons. one, his original body was never fully destroyed, and two, convenience
Schyroton: ((though he's still very much floaty
Fanta: she creaks open the door
Barchar: (So he was like 'SHIT I GUESS THAT'S MY BODY I'LL USE THAT')
Schyroton: (Pretty much.
Schyroton: ((fun fact: of all the mettatons i rp/will eventually rp, hes the only onewho doesnt need to charge
Endling Asriel: -He walks in. There's a staircase down.-
Hywel: "Oh it's the basement."
Barchar: (Like Barchar, he makes his own energy)
Schyroton: ((fun fact: none of my mettatons weigh the same
Fanta: "Why was it locked?"
Schyroton: ((yep
Hywel: "Probably by mistake. There's an entrance outside."
Barchar: (Now we need to figure out how to involve him, because)
Barchar: (...I want to)
Barchar: (I like him)
Hywel: "That one has a padlock and I have the key to that."
Barchar: (He's an omniscient ghost ghost)
Schyroton: ((fun fact: barmetta weighs the least, at 788.6 lbs, while schyro weighs the most, at 997 lbs.
Schyroton: ((im not counting omega schywey in that
Fanta: "Well, what's downstairs in the spooky basement?"
Schyroton: ((also yeah
Hywel: "Well I haven't been in it."
Schyroton: ((fun fact: mettadolf and mettadyne are tied for the least thicc mtt, and barmetta is the third least thicc, after deso.
Endling Asriel: -He's already going down the stairs.-
Barchar: (you have considered a lot of aspects here)
Schyroton: ((which, due to the Thicc Scale, makes schyro thiccer than barmetta post-reduction
Schyroton: ((im very detailed
Bardyne: She's in her bar, trying to open the door without making her arm melt off. This is a normal activity for her.
Fellby: -He's just... lounging. Kind of sort of thinking about his impending 30th birthday.-
Mettadyne: -She's doing a show, probably, with seven chainsaws.-
Endling Asriel: -He reaches a wooden door. Spoopy.-
Fanta: she follows
Schyroton: ((i just realized that fellby turns 30 the day after me and robin have our 11 month
Endling Asriel: -He opens it, to the basement. It's pretty dark.-
Schyroton: [hey fellby, quick question. what's your favorite band?]
Fellby: [um]
Endling Asriel: "Do you have a flashlight?"
Fellby: [that's a good question]
Schyroton: [oh]
Barchar: (Sniper has now already decided to make Coach Z be friends with D.VA too)
Fellby: [don't laugh but i've been listening to nine inch nails a lot recently]
Barchar: (He's known her for like 15 minutes)
Schyroton: [ok, cool]
Hywel: -He didn't go down with them.-
Schyroton: [im not gonna judge your music tastes i have a weird music taste myself]
Fellby: [okay]
Schyroton: [anyway thanks]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Yo MV, did you see the smashified today? [color=red]]][/color]
Schyroton: ((no?
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Just see it for yourself [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Nobody spoil who it is [color=red]]][/color]
Schyroton: ((ok, ill do that soon, im betting its either mettaton or vaati
Gaster: ((:)
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Do you want me to just link a prntscrn of it? [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Considering the thumbnail gives it away [color=red]]][/color]
Schyroton: ((ok i gotta see this, no, im gonna do it myself. is it on youtube
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Yes [color=red]]][/color]
Schyroton: ((will return soon
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The Editor: Why do I even have this shortcut
Gaster: ((damn it's getting heated
Mavis: http://prntscr.com/ctjkuw
Gaster: (muffet lost
Gaster: ((next up: karamatsu vs john cena
Gaster: ((john cena won
Fanta: "I don't, but I have fire"
Fanta: makes a smol fire
Mavis: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/159406967121510400/236252055587520512/unknown.png
Fanta: ((It's 10 minutes in pdn
Endling Asriel: -Pretty normal basement.-
Endling Asriel: "...Well that's kinda underwhelming."
Fanta: "Aww"
Gaster: ((barchar vs the batter
Endling Asriel: -He walks and looks around in it.-
Gaster: ((damn barchar sucks at this
Fanta: does the same
Barchar: she's not good at rapping it's canon
Gaster: ((luhy vs fellby
Barchar: (Who's luhy)
Gaster: ((the cthulu lady from nyarko-san
Barchar: (Oh)
Barchar: (Ctithu)
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Gaster: ((wb mv
Schyroton: ((MY SON whos like 10000 at least
Barchar: (i think ctithu is a girl)
Schyroton: ((im talking about vaati
Barchar: (oh)
Schyroton: ((smashified vaati was so! good!
Endling Asriel: "Oh well."
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Thought you would like it. It was uploaded while I was in class earlier and I didn't know if you had saw it or not [color=red]]][/color]
Schyroton: ((i only subbed to them five minutes ago
Schyroton: ((also they made crash! and bomberman!
Fanta: "Nothing cool"
Barchar: (And a rayman that people thought was real)
Fanta: ((https://images-2.discordapp.net/.eJwVycENgCAMQNFdGICigAa3IUjQqC2hNR6Mu6vH__6tzrarSS0ilSeAeeVEbdYs1GLJuhCVPce6sk50QBSJaTkyCkMXrPPeDr3zxobOeAP9Vx8FG_43DqODEzekC3XFop4XBuIi4Q.v5s-28nBM25Hcbw9qdw4ItEBSwo
Schyroton: ((i gotta watch those later
Schyroton: ((i really only care about my childhood nostalgia ones
Schyroton: ((anyway, i have so many fun facts about my mettatons why the fucky
Endling Asriel: "Nope."
Schyroton: ((brb food
Fanta: sighs and takes one last look around
Fanta: ((Is there meowth near the starting area in reborn?
Endling Asriel: "Well at least it's not like a dead body or something."
Gaster: is in the bar.
Fanta: "I wanted something cool"
Barchar: is as well
Endling Asriel: "Oh well."
Endling Asriel: "Lets go back up."
Fanta: nods and does so
Endling Asriel: -He follows.-
Endling Asriel: -Holding her hand.-
Fanta: thinks he's cute
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Endling Asriel: -He's goddamn adorable."
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Endling Asriel: "Am I allowed to call you mom?"
Fanta: smiles, "Of course"
Endling Asriel: "Okay, thank you."
Fanta: rubs his head
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Endling Asriel: "I love you."
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Fanta: "Love you too"
Schyroton: ((fun fact: no two mettatons that i rp have the exact same hairdo
Endling Asriel: -He leans into her while he walks and hold her hand.-
Fanta: she gets back up, and heads to the living room
Endling Asriel: -He follows.-
Gaster: is humming to himself.
: ((fun fact: yee haw
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Schyroton: has bought a lot of things for Saturday.
Barchar: "..."
Fellby: -o boi-
Barchar: she finds something non-fragile and non-living and kicks it
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Fanta: she gives him a smol hug
Vaati: warps in. He's wearing a black jacket with shiny purple trim, purple skinny jeans, black ankle boots with shiny purple heels, shiny purple lipstick, black eyeshadow, and 14 purple earrings, 7 per ear. "Hello."
Gaster: "Ah, hello."
Vaati: It has been some time since I was here. How have things been?
Gaster: "Ah, well... it's been kind of quiet recently."
Vaati: Hm.
Gaster: "Let me think... uh..."
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Syphon: Hello
Gaster: "You missed the ghosts, the demon pregnancy..."
Vaati: ((yo
Fanta: ((Got a noivern
Fanta: ((Noibat
Vaati: ...The ghosts I am unaware of.
Fanta: ((Not noivern
Gaster: "Yeah, that was some nasty business."
Barchar: "And I'm bored."
Barchar: "And half brainwashed, I think. But eh."
Gaster: ((http://i.imgur.com/0mLRYth.gif
Barchar: "Oh, and you probably know I made a bit in Gaston."
Barchar: "Or maybe you don't."
Barchar: "I dunno."
Endling Asriel: -He gives full hug back.-
Barchar: "You'll know it because it looks like a bad map maker did it.
Vaati: I am aware of the new addition.
Vaati: It is not that bad.
Gaster: "I think it looks quite good!"
Vaati: This is your first experience with such, correct?
Fanta: rubs the back of his head, she knows the gote's been through a lot
Fanta: ((http://imgur.com/a/LiqI3 SHIT DUDE
Barchar: "I mean, whether it's good or not, the analogy still stands."
Barchar: "No cohesion. Just. Bits everywehre."
Endling Asriel: "Thank you for letting me stay with you..."
Fanta: "I'm glad to have you here"
Syphon: What are you playing
Vaati: It is better than what I would be able to conjure.
Fanta: ((Reborn
Syphon: Ah
Endling Asriel: "I don't know where I would be without all you friendly people at the bar."
Barchar: She shakes her head. "Probably not. Bigger, maybe, but you'd be able to keep it way more focused, probably."
Endling Asriel: "Most likely cold and alone."
Barchar: "Look, this isn't self-hatred stuff."
Fanta: "Doesn't matter now"
Barchar: "I understand that place is the way it is, and it'll do, and that's all we need."
Vaati: My area would be seven tornadoes and a single rock.
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Syphon: Hi CE
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))
Barchar: "What, are the tornados, like, on the rock?"
Vaati: ((yo
Gaster: "Eh. Some people might be into living on a tornado rock."
Syphon: One day, there will be no more mono teams I can make, and I will cri that that time killer is gone
Vaati: No, the rock is merely there.
CryingEevee OOC: ((tri will cri))
Endling Asriel: -He hugs a little tighter.-
Vaati: Surrounded and grounded by the force of the seven storms.
Fanta: she rubs his ears lovingly
Syphon: He jolts awake again in the corner with his mech, barely not hitting his head against it.
Barchar: "Huh."
: yee hi
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Syphon: "God, that was close."
Syphon: "Also, hey."
Endling Asriel: "I don't know how I could ever thank you enough..."
Gaster: "Hello, Syphon."
Vaati: Oh, hello.
Syphon: "What's up?"
Vaati: Very little.
Syphon: "...Huh. Did 'not much' evolve during my sleep?"
Gaster: "Fellby's got his birthday on saturday.."
Syphon: "Dunno who that is, but good for them, hope they enjoy it."
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Vaati: Oh, it is? I was unaware of this.
Gaster: "I was mostly telling Vaati, since he seems to like him."
Fanta: "I'm happy to have you stay here"
Syphon: "Oh, whoops. Sorry."
Syphon: Laharl
Syphon: Are you okay
Endling Asriel: -He nuzzles into her.-
Barchar: "Hi Syphon."
Vaati: Yes, though I likely should have been in better contact with him.
Fanta: holds him close
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't wanna dance with you laharl, please explain why you wanna dance))
Barchar: ct"
Mavis: I think I should play tf2
CryingEevee OOC: ((ct))
Syphon: Syphon met Barchar right?
Syphon: I'm pretty sure, but
Barchar: Yes.
Fanta: ((He's clearly impressed by the near 5iv kricketune
Syphon: "Hey Barchar, long time no see."
Colton: "WAKE UP. GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP." this is sung to the tune of crocodile rock
Fanta: Eyyyyyy
Syphon: Nice.
Fanta: That's a good one
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CryingEevee OOC: https://soundcloud.com/neilcic/crocodile-chop
Fanta: Dude what if colton is from the music wars
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Mavis: So the tf2 team
Mavis: Just announced
Barchar: also MV that song has rule 2 so you know
Fanta: Do it
Mavis: That they aren't doing anything new for Scream Fortress
: angery yee haw
Mavis: Because they're working on the pyro update
CryingEevee OOC: ((RIP))
Syphon: It doesn't have the whispers
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Syphon: Cri
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CryingEevee OOC: ((even less reason to go back to tf2))
Vaati: ((ok, im in a call w robin anyway but thanks for letting me kno
Barchar: There are whispers in crocodile chop?
Syphon: No, in Chop Suey
Barchar: Oh
Syphon: 'WAKE UP' [sub]'wake up'[/sub]
Barchar: I tohught you meant the bits that are parts of all star when sped up a million times or whatever
Fanta: ((Oh yeah btw laharl
Barchar: it's not that many
Syphon: Oh nevermind, there is the whispers.
Fanta: ((We made a kevin bacon game with ad
Syphon: It's just in the second half
Mavis: ((What
Syphon: Dunno why
Fanta: ((6 degrees of ad's dick
Mavis: (( What's a kevin bacon game
Barchar: i think it's like 1800
: ((a game about kevin bacon
: ((duh
Fanta: ((Every actor is connected to kevin bacon
Barchar: (you've never heard of 6 degrees of kevin bacon?)
Fanta: ((By some varying number of people
Gaster: nibbles on a french fry.
Mavis: ((Oh
Fanta: ((So we did that same game with the people ad fucked
Mavis: ((So everyone is connected to AD's dick?
CryingEevee OOC: ((i wonder what my bacon number is))
Mavis: ((Alright
Barchar: (It's that, but with AD fucking)
Fanta: is a 1
Mavis: ((I'll start
Mavis: ((Go from the Tf2 Soldier
Fanta: ((Schyro is a 6
Mavis: ((To Ad's dick
Barchar: depending on how you countit, she's either a 4 i think, or a 1
Fanta: ((Nono, by cau characters
Mavis: ((The soldier was in CaU
Mavis: ((For a bit
Barchar: (The soldier hasn't fucked anyone in CaU)
: ((He would be infinite))
Mavis: ((He taught Azazel how to rocket jum[
Barchar: (characters who don't connect at all have an infinite number)
: ((That's not sex))
Barchar: (if they haven't fucked anyone, or have managed to fuck people without eventually connecting to AD)
Mavis: ((So we're going by people who have fucked
Mavis: ((Alright
Mavis: ((King of Sorrow.
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: ((They haven't fucked))
Mavis: ((You're wrong bitchtits
Mavis: ((They got the succ
CryingEevee OOC: ((so none of my characters have an AD dick number))
: ((No it never happened))
: ((right))
Mavis: ((I will have slar
Mavis: ((COnfirm
Mavis: ((That KoS got the succ
: ((I'm pretty sure that Yaz didn't do it))
Vaati: ((none of my characters have fucced ad
Gaster: ((yeah, but vaati fucked fellby
Gaster: ((who is dating jager
Barchar: (I don't think he rped it but i think it happened in canon)
Gaster: ((who had a threesome with fanta
Gaster: ((who was with ad
Barchar: (Didn't Jager fuck Jeska?)
Gaster: ((yes he did
: ((yee haw
Barchar: (PRetty sure Jeska has fucked AD)
Vaati: ((so hes like a 4
Barchar: (So we can cut that number down)
: ((no I'm pretty sure they went to sleep after having depression from even trying to do anything with KoS))
Vaati: ((ok, im gonna do the schyro line: schyro was in an unwilling relationship with scumster->scumster and fellby were once a thing->fellby is dating jager->jager banged jeska->jeska and ad banged, so thats a 5
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Mavis: * King of Sorrow takes off his necklace, the only thing he wears
Mavis: ((Okay so the dick got out
Mavis: ((That counts
Fanta: ((Kos had sex
Fanta: ((Idk if karen had sex with anyone else
Barchar: (Alphys wants to be friends with GLaDOS)
Barchar: (this can only go well)
Mavis: ((That means
: ((Oh yeah that would make it infinite))
Mavis: ((We won
CryingEevee OOC: ((what if, the sunmoon starters just suddenly became a non-starter type in the final evo. like just a huge curveball. like, litten becomes a rock type))
Barchar: (Yeah I don't think Karen fucked anyone else)
Syphon: That won't happen, but that would be neat
Fanta: ((Miyu is an 8
Barchar: (Maybe she fucked Blonde, but I don't think so)
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh yeah, laharl, did you see type null's evo?))
Syphon: We already know it won't happen
Barchar: (If she has, then that gives him a number)
Syphon: In other news
Mavis: yee
Barchar: (Because Blonde fucked Fellby)
Vaati: ((mettaton had an unfinished bang with fellby>fellby and jager>jager fucced jeska>jeska fucced ad, mtt is a 4
Syphon: Holy fuck November is an exciting month
Miyu: <.<
Syphon: FF15, Sun and Moon, CaUnniversary
CryingEevee OOC: https://twitter.com/SerebiiNet/status/786433486714380288
Syphon: Thanksgiving
Vaati: ((my anniv with robin, too
Fanta: ((Hell yeah ffxv
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh d00d scizor confirmed for pokken))
Syphon: Hopefully FF15 is good
Miyu: Slar, remind me?
Syphon: I believe in Square
Miyu: Cause she didn't sex the giant monster
Fanta: ((The cock monster
Miyu: She didn't use a single loving move on it
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, at least the arcade version))
Miyu: That was all Frisk
Fanta: ((But she hit it
: ((FUCK YOU))
Barchar: (I'm gonna try to make an Undyne)
Syphon: OW
Vaati: ((prisma has no sexual-based connection
Barchar: (I have to make her male so that she can fucc alphys but oh well)
: ((Dick minister))
Fanta: ((YES SHE DID
Vaati: ((laharl send pics
Syphon: Dick minister
Fanta: ((IT'S SEX
Barchar: (people are probably into that laharl)
: ((NOPE))
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-She looks up from her drawing, then goes to chug holy water.-[/font]
Vaati: ((im into it
: ((Flame))
: ((no
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=http://uploads1.yugioh.com/card_images/4493/detail/E-Hero-Purizumar-Prisma.jpg?1387057824]i saw prisma, and i thought of the elemental hero[/url]))
Syphon: Emb
Fanta: ((Schyro balrog and frisk
Fanta: ((Schyro fucked scumster at one point, fellby, jager, fanta, ad
Prismaton: ((this fucker
Vaati: ((>one point
Fanta: ((Frisk fucked nance
Miyu: FRISK--->NANCE--->
Fanta: ((In the cau extended universe
Fanta: ((Chara
Fanta: ((To ad
Fanta: ((By body posession clause
Miyu: FUCK
Fanta: ((NOT AN 8
Vaati: ((prismaton is infinite
Syphon: Jozlyn is infinite, I think
Fanta: ((Scp
Vaati: ((sterling is infinite
Fanta: ((Launches things into the sun
Barchar: (How the fuck do I make an eyepatch tomodachi life help
Syphon: Gfrisk is a goddamn 1
Syphon: And then nothing else
Gaster: ((there's an eyepatch item
Fanta: ((And also ad did fuck the sun once
CryingEevee OOC: ((there is. but it kinda sucks))
Mavis: FUCK
Mavis: SHUT
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meDqJqoq7K0]fuck everything[/url]))
: yee haw
Vaati: ((schyro is a 5, mettaton and vaati are 4, prisma is infinite, avanne is infinite, im still amazed that schyros as low as 5
Bags: This is a character.
CryingEevee OOC: ((bags))
Syphon: Bags
: yee haw: This is a yee haw
Bags: Guess what he does.
CryingEevee OOC: ((he's a bag shaped mimic?))
Syphon: He's a garbage man of course
Vaati: ((eon is infinite
: Fanta's connection timed out.
CryingEevee OOC: ((alolan grimer confirmed?))
Vaati: ((sherry is infinite, literally only three of my characters arent infinite
CryingEevee OOC: ((poison dark type grimer))
Barchar: (proof mv is chaste)
Barchar: (af)
Vaati: ((HAH
Syphon: If you could only listen to one band or game OST for the rest of your life what would it be?
CryingEevee OOC: ((none of my characters have a number, either))
CryingEevee OOC: ((can i say a smaash ost?))
Vaati: ((...steam powered giraffe
Barchar: (Let's see)
Barchar: (Barchar does)
Barchar: (Blonde does)
Syphon: Sure CE
: 9 x 4 = 27 Swood_'s connection timed out.
Mavis: You
Mavis: Know
Mavis: Exactly
Mavis: Who
Barchar: (One band?)
CryingEevee OOC: ((then smash 4 probably, because that's a pretty large number of songs))
Syphon: Rick Astley /s
Barchar: (hm....)
Syphon: One band or game OST
Vaati: ((its babymetal /s
Barchar: (Joco or Lemon Demon...which to choose)
CryingEevee OOC: ((on the band side, obviously celldweller))
Mavis: Go on
Mavis: Three fucking guesses
CryingEevee OOC: ((darkrai))
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Vaati: ((on the game side, im goin w crash twinsanity
Syphon: Watsky
Vaati: ((its watsky
Mavis: Hah
Syphon: Hi Frisky
CryingEevee OOC: ((darksky))
Mavis: No i'ts the Disgaea OST soundtrack
CryingEevee OOC: ((watrai))
Syphon: Ah shit
Syphon: watrai
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]hi[/color]
Vaati: ((watsgaea
CryingEevee OOC: ((or watskrai))
CryingEevee OOC: ((but how about the band side, laharl))
Syphon: I wish Dragon was super effective against more things
Syphon: At the very least, normal types
CryingEevee OOC: ((type null evo is named "Silvadi"))
Syphon: WELL
Syphon: I know I'm getting that ASAP then
Barchar: (More like Silvagunner)
CryingEevee OOC: ((" When Type: Null finds a trainer it trusts, it destroys its helmet and evolves into Silvadi. While it is Normal-type as standard, there is a special hold item called Memory that lets it be one of all 18 types at any one time thanks to its ability, AR System. It's not currently known if it's one item that can change this, or if there are 18 different ones. The type change is reflected in its eyes, mane and tail which glow the colour representing the type. It has a new attack called Multi Attack which changes type based on its hold item"))
CryingEevee OOC: ((type null is arceus))
CryingEevee OOC: ((-ish))
Barchar: (prolly intentionally so)
Syphon: There should be an ability that changes the Pokemon's type every turn, or changes their second type every turn
Frisk: ((Yes))
Frisk: ((Type Null was likely made to counter Arceus or some shit
Vaati: I should leave. Goodbye.
Frisk: http://www.serebii.net/corocoro11162.jpg
Syphon: "Bye."
Vaati: warps awayyy
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]It looks badass tho[/color]
Gaster: "See you."
: Vaati [Vaati] is now MV [MV].
Barchar: "Bye Vaati."
Literally Satan: "Now listen very closely." He walks infront of a crowd of demons in hell.
Syphon: As for me with the one thing you could listen to forever
Literally Satan: "Here's a little lesson in trick-er-y."
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Syphon: Fucking Pokemon Black/White OST
Literally Satan: "This'll go down in histo-ry!"
Syphon: ...Or BW2
Syphon: That's a hard decision
Mavis: ((Emotion
Barchar: (why)
: yee haw is back
Mavis: ((DOO, DO DOoo
Mavis: ((DOO, DO DOOO
Barchar: (why are you doinging this laharl)
Syphon: doinging
Syphon: I think I'd go with BW2
Mavis: https://soundcloud.com/c-rt-625/we-are-numba-1
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]I'm not gonna answer that question[/color]
Syphon: Alright
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]You cannot listen to one OST[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]For the rest of your life[/color]
Barchar: (What?)
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]You'll eventually get tired of it and want to listen to something else[/color]
MV: crash twinsanity or minish cap
Syphon: Well of course
Syphon: You wouldn't willingly
Barchar: (oh)
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Also people play music everywhere[/color]
Syphon: You can only hear music you play
Barchar: (I assume it's not that it's constantly playing)
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]You can't just not listen to everything else[/color]
Syphon: You also forget every song except the band or OST you picked
Barchar: (just that if you listen to any music it has to be that music)
Syphon: What Flame said
Syphon: [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tvs8a_hOQo]To Laharl[/url]
: MV's connection timed out.
Mavis: Does anyone else remember
Mavis: Lazytown being the SHIT
Muffet: she feels like somebody is meming
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Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Yes[/color]
Mavis: Like
Syphon: Actually no, I didn't hear it until the rip
Mavis: Lazytown was my SHIT
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]'Yar har fiddle dee dee'[/color]
Fellby: -His meme radar goes off.-
Mavis: I watched lazytown day and night
MV: lazytown was so good
Barchar: (I remember watching it)
Barchar: (barely)
Barchar: (It does seem to have genuinely good music)
Mavis: All the little boys and girls wanted to be Robbie Rotten
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]I liked it[/color]
: ((i kinda remember
MV: and me too ngl
Barchar: (I remember Stingy. and that's like)
Barchar: (it)
Barchar: (Just that he existed)
Mavis: Everyone wanted to be Sportacus
Barchar: (And was named that)
Mavis: And everyone wanted to be Stephanie
Mavis: And everyone especially wanted to be Robbie Rotten
MV: i wanted to be robbie rotten but successful
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
Barchar: (I'm watching a 1 hour loop of we are number one and it took me like 20 seconds to realize it had even looped)
Frisk: https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS4SQKcZ2z4i3vEZZWKU6Kb469ygc8iQrDZM7lQjnUDI8uJIGsYBA
: yee haw
Literally Satan: We are number one is not a meme song in hell.
Literally Satan: It's an educational documentary
Muffet: but it's a meme outside of hell
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Unless you're him?[/color]
Muffet: so sorry
Fellby: -And so it counts.-
: brb food
Syphon: He looks surprised.
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CryingEevee OOC: ((so, is there an ETA on pmd today?))
Gaster: ((frisky pushed it to tuesday
CryingEevee OOC: ((did they?))
Syphon: Oh
Frisk: ((Yes))
Syphon: Well huh
CryingEevee OOC: ((huh.))
Frisk: ((For reasons))
Frisk: ((I will not disclose))
Barchar: (aight)
CryingEevee OOC: ((alrighty then))
Frisk: ((By the way
Frisk: ((It's gonna be good))
Frisk: ((That's all I'll say I guess
Syphon: Okay
Frisk: ((Don't want to talk about it too much
Gaster: sighs as he looks as his phone. "Why is that edition so expensive?"
Mavis: ((Then why are you talking about not talking about it
Barchar: She shrugs
: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] disconnected.
Syphon: "Huh?"
Gaster: "Maybe I can get it in soft-cover..."
Frisk: ((I'm drawing rn I'm not talking
Syphon: Whoosh
Gaster: "... Ah. Nevermind."
Syphon: "...Alright. Unrelated, but I'm extremely surprised the anydoor hasn't beeped."
Barchar: "It has, a couple of times."
Gaster: "It doesn't beep everyday."
Barchar: "You just weren'rt here."
Miyu: [This eye patch feels wierd]
Miyu: [And I can't even fucking get it off]
Schyroton: [have you tried scissors to cut the string?]
Miyu: [It is sewn]
Miyu: [To my eye]
Syphon: "I know it doesn't beep every day but it usually does at most 15 minutes after I wake up."
Miyu: [I can't REACH the strings without shoving scissors into my eyesocket]
Gaster: "Hm. True."
Schyroton: [oh holy shit thats... thats concerning]
Miyu: [And my depth perception is fucked]
Miyu: [Because I lost one of my eyes]
Miyu: [And my sense of balance is fucked]
Miyu: [Because i've got cat ears and a tail]
Miyu: [Overall my everything is fucked]
Schyroton: [i'd offer one of my eyes but that wouldn't work]
Miyu: [It hurts like hell]
Miyu: [It got gouged out with a spoon and a vat of lemon juice]
Miyu: [At a boat show]
Barchar: [...]
Barchar: [why do you have cat ears and a tail now]
Miyu: [Shoe.]
Schyroton: [thats real fuckin disgusting]
Barchar: [What the fuck shoe]
Miyu: [Shoe gave me a 'cute' potion]
Fellby: [uh]
Miyu: [One sec, sending pics]
Barchar: [That's awful]