Fellby: "Keep the rain out..."
Hywel: -He was never given the whole underground story.-
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Howdy: "Mighty confounding, innit?"
Hywel: "Yeah, I guess."
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Literally Satan: He opens a hell boid, looking into the bar/
Literally Satan: "Anyone wanna help me make a mashup?"
Envy: "A wha?"
Literally Satan: "A mashup."
: https://www.reddit.com/r/GiIvaSunner/comments/524ryb/here_are_the_bpms_for_frequently_used_songs_in/
Envy: "Of what?"
Florentin: -He looks interested.-
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Literally Satan: "We're mixing Rennai Circulation with every single song All Star has made."
Barchar: nv
Envy: "...Why?"
Mavis: Smash Mouth*
Fellby: "Oh hell no, you're not introducing my kids to memes!"
: ((all star is the song
Literally Satan: He puts a hand up to Fellby. "Why?"
Literally Satan: "Because the world needs entertainment."
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Fellby: -His eye twitches. "..."-
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Fanta: ((I got a container of cookie dough
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Cookie dough is pretty fucking good[/color]
Mavis: Eat it raw
Fanta: ((It is raw
: Who doesnt
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Jäger Leyline: Memes and the By family dont mix
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Envy: "I wanna do it."
Fellby: "No, Envy."
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Fanta: she slowly realizes hywel has no idea what an undertale is
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Hywel: -Yep.-
Howdy: "Man, Ah had a whole big spiel saved up this time, too."
Howdy: "Dangit..."
Florentin: "I wanna do it too!"
Fellby: "Absolutely not!"
Envy: "Why can't we?"
Fellby: "... Personal reasons."
: "memes are the best thing ever, yee haw"
Fanta: "Hey Hywel can I give you the rundown on pretty much everything important where we are?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((so i just played a match where my team was defense and we all decided "let's all play as the salt powered robot, this can only go good!"))
CryingEevee OOC: ((it didn't go good))
Fellby: "I almost lost my life to memes."
Envy: "What?"
Hywel: "Sure?"
Fellby: -Okay. Maybe he's exaggerating a little bit."
Fellby: "Yeah, just ask your mother. It's true."
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Fanta: takes him to the backroom and explains all of undertale
Fanta: all of it
: all of it
: even the subreddits
Fanta: in exquisite detail
: * yee haw
Fanta: even the trash ships
: even papyton
Fanta: even flowrus
: by "Oh."
: * even yee haw
: bywel
Fanta: "Yeah"
: biwel
: * especially yee haw
Howdy: she waits
Howdy: patiently
Hywel: "The cactus said that they were waiting for a monster to fall."
CryingEevee OOC: ((now i'll play the brawl))
Fanta: "I don't know the cactus' deal"
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Hywel: -He goes to Howdy.-
Howdy: "Hi."
Barchar: (You know, I find it interesting that people usually consider determination the super duper special soul type)
Barchar: (and yet it's the only one that we've seenmore than one person have)
Florentin: "Mooom? Is it really true you almost died to memes?"
Muffet: "I mean. I don't remember it happening phsyically."
Muffet: "Inside, yes."
Mavis: ((To me it sounds like Justice was the most badass soul
Hywel: "You were waiting for a monster to fall?"
Mavis: ((And not just because memes
Florentin: "Huh..."
Howdy: "Yup!"
Howdy: "Erry couple hunnerd years or so, a new monster drops on down from the surface!"
Mavis: ((Fucker got through the entire underground until MTT with an empty gun and a cowboy hat
Mavis: ((Without resets
: ((yee haw
: [color=yellow][Project Justice is OK with Laharl's opinion][/color]
Hywel: "Your timeline breaks the already slightly convoluted plot line Fanta explained to me."
Howdy: "...Uhh..."
: [am i a project]
Howdy: "Okaaaay?"
: [yee haw]
Hywel: "..."
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Hywel: "Are you a dead human with no soul?"
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: (( https://www.reddit.com/r/GiIvaSunner/comments/56wkhf/its/
Howdy: "Uh."
Howdy: "Ah don't like this topic."
Fellby: smiles, crossing his arms. "So that's that. Getting involved with memes will ruin your life."
Hywel: "Okay then."
Envy: "What if we're, like..."
Envy: "Meme-resistant!"
Fellby: "There's no such thing!"
Literally Satan: "I'm a living meme."
Envy: "How do YOU know?"
Literally Satan: "They'll be fine."
Fellby: "FFUCK"
Hywel: "Did you have a sibling?"
Howdy: "Ah said Ah didn't like this topic."
Fellby: heads outside for a smoke.
Howdy: "Ah'm not answerin' yer freakin' personal questions."
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Florentin: "You know you can do that in here, right?"
Hywel: "Do you have murderous ambi- oh okay."
Hywel: "Sorry."
: (( i think i just found senigrade's soundcloud
Fanta: ((Oh shit new content cop
: (( wait what
: (( What is it about
Fanta: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBQ0K8KxtAA
: ((What's it about))
: ((Can't YouTube))
Fanta: ((Tech destruction channels
Howdy: she is very uncomfortable
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Hywel: "Sorry."
Fellby: sighs and decides to smoke inside.
Hywel: "Do you like water?"
Howdy: "Ah mean. It's aight?"
Hywel: "Do you like... uh... fertilizer...?"
Howdy: "No. It's, like. Cow shit."
Howdy: "No thanks."
Hywel: "No but like. Can plants taste?"
Ember: -She wanders into the living room.-
Fellby: "Oh, done with your homework?"
Envy: "Hi, sis!"
Ember: "Yeah, I'm going out."
Howdy: "Yes."
Florentin: "Can we come with you?"
Hywel: "Huh."
Hywel: "Are there any things you can do that you like?"
Ember: "Uh... no."
Howdy: "Ah've done a lotta shit! Can't really like most of it anymore."
Ember: -She starts to hurry out the door.-
Envy: "Why nooooot?"
Envy: "I wanna meet theeeem!" she flies in front of Ember
Ember: "I don't know if my friends will like you..."
Envy: "Never know until you try!"
Hywel: "Got any way to not be a cactus anymore?"
Ember: "Well, we can try later, right?"
Howdy: "Ah dunno what you're implying."
Envy: "But I wanna try noooow!" she slumps over Ember's shoulder, looking pitiful
Hywel: "Like, any plan to not be a cactus. I assume you weren't always a cactus."
Florentin: "Yeah, I bet your friends are really cool!"
Howdy: "Ah dunno why you'd think that."
Hywel: "You said you've done shit you can't do anymore."
Hywel: "And a lot of said shit."
Howdy: "'Cause Ah did a buncha resets and stuff!"
Hywel: "And you can't keep doing that?"
: yee haw
Howdy: "Try doin' the same shit a hunnerd times and see how much you like it!"
Ember: ".... Fine."
Hywel: "...Well then it's less 'Can't' and more 'Don't wanna'"
Envy: "Yaaay!" she says, raising her arms
Howdy: "Whatever..."
Fellby: "Don't let them walk all over you, Ember."
Ember: "I'm not, dad!"
Hywel: "..."
Fanta: ((Idubbbz got the cops called
Hywel: "What kind of cactus are you."
Fanta: ((On him
: ((Wait really?))
Ember: -She walks out the door.-
Howdy: "Uh."
: ((Like actually?))
Fanta: ((In this vid
Fanta: ((Idk what happened but cops were involved
Howdy: "Saguaro?"
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Hywel: "You are a tiny Saguaro Cactus."
Howdy: "Yeah."
Hywel: "That's kinda cute."
Fellby: sighs and gets something to drink.
Fanta: ((TIL blue baby can't get red hearts
: ((Rip))
Howdy: "..."
Howdy: "Whatever."
Hywel: "Hey, that was a compliment."
Fellby: "... You know what, Ember? I'm heading out. Watch your siblings for me, okay?"
Hywel: "I made you feel like shit and I'm trying to make you feel not as shit."
Ember: "Fine, dad."
Howdy: "Meh."
Envy: "We're gonna meet her friends!" she said, smiling wide
Fellby: heads to the bar.
Hywel: "Meh?"
Howdy: she hops ouuuut of the way of the fire guy
Ember: -She goes to see her friends.-
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Envy: she follows
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Fellby: "..."
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Fellby: "A talking cactus."
Hywel: "Hello. Her name is Howdy."
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Howdy: "Howdy! Ah'm Howdy! Howdy the howdy!"
Fellby: "..."
Fellby: just straight-up leaves.
Hywel: "...Bye?"
Howdy: "Wull he seems like a total bitch!"
Hywel: "That's was kinda rude."
Fellby: decides to take a nap.
Hywel: "Anyways."
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Hywel: "That was Fellby, one of the surprising abundance of prostitutes that come here."
Muffet: i mean
Muffet: there's two
Muffet: technically four of they count
: ((And Fanta))
: ((And Hywel technically))
Howdy: "Uh, okay?"
Hywel: "This place is weird."
Ember: ends up in a treehouse in someone's backyard. "Huh... looks like my friends aren't here..."
Florentin: "They wouldn't ditch you, right?"
Howdy: "Ah mean. Whatever."
Howdy: "Hopefully, Ah'll just end up back home!"
Ember: checks her phone. "... Ah? They all got caught and were forced to go home?"
Howdy: "'Cause Ah KNOW there ain't no way Ah'm missin' the next monster."
Envy: "That sounds fake."
Envy: she looks over her shoulder
Ember: -It's true.-
Ember: "Listen, we, uh..."
Ember: smiles sheepishly. "We like to sneak out..."
: yee haw
Envy: "Okay?"
Hywel: "Why are you waiting for one?"
Howdy: "'Cause it's freakin' INTERESTING, goat dude!"
Ember: "... And it looks like Linda found them."
Hywel: "Yeah? Why?"
Envy: "Whozzt?"
Florentin: "Who's Linda?"
Howdy: "Becaaaaaause it doesn't happen very often!"
Ember: "A mean lady."
Ember: "Don't worry, I'll keep you away from her."
Hywel: "Ao you're just gonna watch them."
Howdy: "What? No."
Hywel: "Whatcha gonna do?"
Howdy: "Ah dunno?"
Hywel: "Just like talk or something."
Howdy: "Ah mean maybe"
Hywel: "You could probably make friends with them."
Howdy: "Ah mean maybe"
Hywel: "Who knows."
Hywel: "..."
Florentin: "Hey sis... what does Linda look like?"
Envy: "Does she look like a bitch?"
Ember: "Well, uh... She's tall... kind of green... big tusks..."
Ember: "Lots of muscles... why?"
Hywel: "So uh."
Florentin: -His tail swishes. "I've got an idea."-
Hywel: "It's really boring here."
Ember: "... Eh. Wanna go to the bar?"
Envy: "Yes."
Envy: "I don't know what it is for you to just call it 'the bar' but yes."
Ember: "Well, dad goes there all the time!"
Ember: "So, it must be pretty cool, right?"
Envy: "Probably!"
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Florentin: "Let's do it!"
Ember: "Heh, alright..."
Ember: heads to the bar.
Florentin: -He follows.-
Hywel: "Hello."
Ember: "Hi!"
Hywel: "Ember. Other person."
Envy: she also comes in. "What's up, bitches! I think that's the appropriate thing to say here?"
Barchar: "Envy. Florentin."
Barchar: "You're looking very not-like-a-baby today."
Florentin: "I'm Florentin! Florentin Flamesman!"
Envy: she smiles at her.
Florentin: "Heh, yeah, I grew up."
Barchar: "...Okay, I'm gonna needyou to not come near me right now."
Hywel: "...Why's that?"
Envy: "'Cuz we're demons, silly!"
Hywel: "Oh."
Envy: she flops on the other side of the couch as Barchar, her freckles glowing gently
Ember: "Hah... yep."
Ember: sits at the bar.
Endling Asriel: -He wants to go to his room now.-
Florentin: -He checks out the jukebox.-
Endling Asriel: -But he is still where he is.-
Barchar: "DON'T TOUCH THAT"
Florentin: "Oh, okay." He runs over to the bar. "He look, Envy, it's another dad! He's orange!"
Endling Asriel: -He looks around, to different people. But multiple times to Bearcrab.-
Envy: "Ooooh!"
Grillby: -He gives a gentle flickerof acknowledgement.-
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Florentin: "He's quieter then dad..."
Envy: she moves over, putting her hand above his head. "Not as hot either."
Florentin: "I wonder why."
Endling Asriel: -He doesn't like the idea of a bunch demons in here, despite them being mostly children. So he's a bit on edge.-
Miyu: [People are overly fascinated with the names my Neice gives them]
Miyu: [And nobody is letting me live mine down, help.]
Envy: did she mean heat or not? Who knows
NToriel: when did she wake up?
Ember: gets a light drink. Alcohol's good for her!
Endling Asriel: "..."
NToriel: dunno, but she's back to having her eyes wide open, not moving at all
Endling Asriel: -He looks back at her, and jumps a little.-
Endling Asriel: "Oh! Jeez... you're awake..."
NToriel: "Hello, my child."
Endling Asriel: "Good morning, Toriel..."
NToriel: "How are you doing, dear?"
Endling Asriel: "Fine."
NToriel: "That's good."
NToriel: by the way, her voice sounds very on edge at all times
Endling Asriel: "Can I uh... get up?"
Florentin: -He watches, interested. His tail swishes.-
NToriel: "Alright"
NToriel: lets him go, smiling wide at him
Endling Asriel: -He gets up, and just starts to slowly walk to the room.-
Endling Asriel: -He can be stopped, by anyone, really.-
NToriel: follows
Endling Asriel: "..."
Endling Asriel: -He reaches the door.-
Florentin: -There's a glint in his eyes.-
Endling Asriel: "Em..."
Envy: "YOU SHOULD HIT HER OVER THE HEAD!"
NToriel: "Yes, dear?"
Ember: ((this fucking anime i swear http://prntscr.com/csqp36
Endling Asriel: "This is my parents room."
Florentin: -He clears his throat. "I gotta pee!" he announces as he heads to the bathroom.-
NToriel: "Ah, alright"
NToriel: steps inside
Envy: "Okay bye!"
Ember: "... He's up to something..."
Envy: "What would ever give you that idea?" she said, resting her cheek in her hand
Endling Asriel: "No I me-"
Endling Asriel: "..."
Ember: "Fire elementals don't pee."
Colton: he looks over. "Hi."
Female Asriel: She's inside, on the bed, foiled again
Endling Asriel: -He sighs, and walks in.-
Envy: "But he's not all fire elemental, is he?"
NToriel: "Hello."
NToriel: is very blunt to those who aren't her child
Endling Asriel: "That's my uh... I guess brother now."
NToriel: "Oh?"
NToriel: "You have a brother?"
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Colton: "Yes. Hi. I'm Colton."
: yee haw
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Endling Asriel: "Yes. And she is my mother."
Endling Asriel: -He points to Fanta.-
Florentin: -Soon, he wanders out - but he looks like an Asriel? Right down to the floof. The only noticable difference is that his horns are on the side of his head and point down.-
NToriel: "..."
Female Asriel: "..."
NToriel: "..."
Envy: "Well howdy, stranger!"
Female Asriel: "..."
Endling Asriel: "..."
Colton: "..."
Endling Asriel: "Uhh..."
Florentin: "I'm done!"
NToriel: rubs his head, "Don't be silly dear."
Ember: "D-did he just shapeshift?"
Endling Asriel: "...I'm gonna take my chances with the demons."
Endling Asriel: -He walks back out.-
Envy: "Dunno!"
NToriel: follows him
Florentin: "Hiii, Miss!"
Endling Asriel: -He wanted NToriel and Fant to not be in a conflict.-
Endling Asriel: "Wait, who are you? Another Asriel?"
Florentin: "Maaaybe."
Endling Asriel: "...[sub]Thank god[/sub]..."
Female Asriel: Does EA not know her real name
Endling Asriel: "See, look? It's another me, Toriel."
Howdy: is just very confused
Barchar: He probably doesn't
NToriel: "Don't be silly, dear."
Florentin: -He wiggles his floofy little tail.-
Endling Asriel: -He does, but the gote mom wouldn't know that she was an Asriel, right?-
Endling Asriel: "No, no, he's right there."
Endling Asriel: "Another me."
Florentin: "What's the matter, mom? Don't you recognize me?"
NToriel: would not
NToriel: but she doesn't care about anyone other than ea
Endling Asriel: "...Where did you even come from?"
NToriel: ((Gonna play mc, need bandwith
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Endling Asriel: "...Anyways."
Envy: "Home, solly!"
Endling Asriel: "..."
Florentin: -He dispels the illusion. "Aaah, it's not worth it..."
Envy: "Oooooh, that's what you're doing!"
Ember: "Whoa..."
Florentin: "Yeah! I got illusions!"
Endling Asriel: "..."
Envy: "Cool!"
Ember: ((http://prntscr.com/csqrrb FUCKING
Endling Asriel: -Spoiky demon shit ain't his liking.-
Endling Asriel: -To close to Halloween for this shiet.-
Endling Asriel: -HE'S ONLY TEN DAMNIT HE PROBABLY SLEEPS WITH A NIGHT LIGHT.-
Florentin: -Spoopy-
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Endling Asriel: -So he starts to very slowly back up.-
Endling Asriel: -To the door of the room.-
Muffet: "Do something else!"
Florentin: "M-mom? When did you get here?"
Envy: oops
Envy: it was her
Florentin: -oopsie-
Endling Asriel: "..."
Florentin: "Okay, hm... who should I be now?"
Endling Asriel: -God he is like the idiot that thinks shit can't see you if you move slowly.-
Envy: "Uhhh...A DINO-no. No, that's a bad idea. Uhm..."
Envy: "Ooooh, try to do dad!"
Florentin: -Okay!-
Florentin: -His flames turn dark purple, and he seems to shoot up in size. He's a near-perfect replica of Fellby, except for the horns and tail.-
Barchar: (I'm really pissed)
: ((Yeah? What's up?))
Barchar: (Because Archer is still totally fine with his fake firlfriend and Fellby and Muffet aren't getting along)
Ember: ((shiiit
Ember: ((i should check on mine
Ember: ((fellby's relationship with his wife IMPROVED
Ember: ((but hers got worse so
Ember: ((i guess it balances out?
Barchar: (Oh, Archer has a problem. Maybe he wants to break up.)
Barchar: (No, just hungry. Fuck.)
Ember: ((the breakup problem is orange
Barchar: (dammit)
Barchar: (Well, I'm gonna start saving whenever muffet or fellby have an orange problem)
Endling Asriel: -He actually decides he's being ridiculous. They are just like, teenagers, what are they gonna do.-
Endling Asriel: -And just takes a seat on the couch.-
Envy: they're 12
Envy: "Hah! So cool!"
Endling Asriel: -That's like one year away.-
Florentin: -he's not in the business of fucking people up yet.-
Florentin: "I know, right?"
Barchar: (The good aprt about having 9 tf2 charactersis that i can give them really fucking weird hats and it's fine)
Barchar: (HOW THE FUCK DID YOU JUST GET IN A FIGHT ENGIE)
Barchar: (I LITERALLY JUST LEFT)
Barchar: (WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN)
Ember: ((jasper is asking if she should have a baby
Barchar: (YES)
Ember: ((this will be gaster's baby too
Barchar: (I know)
Ember: ((i wanna see how it will turn out
Barchar: (oh fuck, muff has an orange problem)
Ember: ((uh oh
Barchar: (saving first...)
Barchar: (oh thank god she just wants a friend)
Barchar: (OH FUCK BC WANTS TO SET ENGIE UP WITH CHELL)
Barchar: (Chell conagher confirmed otp)
Barchar: (IT WORKED)
: ((Men))
: ((Okay then))
: ((Kek*
Ember: ((... men?
: ((It thought I was trying to type men))
Barchar: (oh ym god)
Barchar: (GLaDOs is in love too)
Barchar: (GLADOS WANTS TO FUCKING BE WITH JOCO)
Barchar: (WHAT IS MY LIFE)
Ember: ((OH MY LORDY
Fellby: -He's enjoying a nice nap.-
Fellby: -Probably a mistake this late at night.-
: ((Naps are fun))
: ((Wait that's not a nap he's just going to sleep))
Barchar: (OH FUCK)
Barchar: (IT DIDN'T WORK)
Fellby: -Not if someone wakes him up.-
Ember: ((alright guys
Ember: ((what's going on http://prntscr.com/csqygb
: ((Hippo bouta get da succ))
: ((Is this accurate?))
Ember: ((nah
Mavis: ((Hippo bat is shaking tail at shocked big-titted owner
Ember: ((kiiind of
Ember: ((http://prntscr.com/csqz6t
Barchar: (Blonde wants 48 bucks)
Barchar: (damn you and your gambling addiction blonde)
Ember: ((fellby's asleep
Ember: ((his space room makes his dreams... very intereesting
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Ember: ((guys look it's human!undyne: http://prntscr.com/csr129
Barchar: (I can hear the justice from here)
: ((rip chat))
Ember: ((yeah...
Ember: ((wonder why mv didn't show up tonight
: ((Prolly busy))
Ember: ((yeah, but i'm gonna worry
: ((They'll be fine))
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NToriel: is still watching son like a hawk
Endling Asriel: "..."
Endling Asriel: "Toriel?"
Frisk: ((Yeah
Florentin: -he's sipping something at the bar.-
Frisk: ((Since both Tri and MV weren't here
Frisk: ((PMD's fucking dead tonight
NToriel: "Yes, dear?"
Envy: is wishing she could have drinks
Endling Asriel: "What happened to me before?"
Mavis: ((Just found an oppurtunity to get people into ZS
Grillby: -He gets Envy a soda.-
Mavis: ((If anyone wants
Ember: ((i don't think I'd like it there
Frisk: ((Me
Frisk: ((I want to get in
Envy: she accepts it
Barchar: (Nah)
Mavis: ((You'd have to actually RP
Frisk: ((I'm willing to do that
Ember: ((maybe if i get more curious some other day
Barchar: (I mean, I guess I COULD)
Barchar: (But I don't really have any good characters)
NToriel: "What happened to you?"
Barchar: "That is what he said, yes."
Ember: ((yeah, i don't have any characters i think would fit in
Endling Asriel: "Yeah, before. You said something happened."
Barchar: (I could maybe try Blonde? But...eh)
Frisk: ((I can use my own char
Frisk: ((New one
Frisk: ((That I haven't used yet
Ember: ((I mean... I guess Amy? But they'd probably cause her to die...
Barchar: (The one which you still haven't introduced?)
Mavis: ((Just PM Tangy and mention me
Mavis: ((And say I reccomend you
Frisk: ((Gotcha
Mavis: ((They know me as Entropy
Mavis: ((So
Frisk: ((Ik
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Frisk: ((Laharl if I make my profile pic a kawaii anime girl would the chances of Tangy letting me in increase
Mavis: ((Isn't it already a kawaii anime girl
Mavis: ((Disgaea angels are kawaii, anime, and some of them are girls
Frisk: ((True
Ember: ((what about... a crying anime girl
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Frisk: [color=#ffffff]WHY THE FUCK IS PAPYRUS X FRISK PORN IN MY DOWNLOADS[/color]
Ember: ((WHAT
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]I DID NOT DOWNLOAD THAT[/color]
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Frisk: [color=#ffffff]NOR DID I LOOK AT THAT[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]HOW THE FUCK[/color]
Mavis: I really like the way this person draws Flonne http://img07.deviantart.net/4c39/i/2010/043/c/3/laharl_x_flonne___falling_by_dncarolyn.jpg
Ember: ((http://prntscr.com/csr6a7
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Ember: ((crying anime girl for your profile pic needs
Mavis: Okay
Mavis: You know those songs
Mavis: That are 'good' right?
Mavis: Pretty nice beat, good instruments
Mavis: But fucking murder you if you listen to them on repeat?
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Yes[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]I di[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]do*[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]A lot[/color]
Mavis: SharaX.
Mavis: That's SharaX
Mavis: I try listening to SharaX
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Gonna PM Tangy now[/color]
Mavis: I beat my head up and down a bit
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Hopefully this goes well[/color]
Mavis: And then I get so sick of it the third listen
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Frisk: [color=#ffffff]What the fuck is Tangy's username[/color]
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NToriel: "Oh.. you don't.. remember?'
Mavis: Tangy
Mavis: In lowercase
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Alright[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Alright, found the bitch[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Just sent the first message[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]NOW LET'S PLAY THE WAITING GAME[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff][I]ten years later[/I][/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Tangy: fuck you[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Oh right then and there they responded[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]'oh hi'[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]10/10[/color]
NToriel: "Well..."
NToriel: "You went.. past the barrier and then.."
NToriel: "..."
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Just got in[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Badda bing badda boom.[/color]
Howdy: is looking very annoyed
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Ember: -She's checking her phone.-
Mavis: Just gonna say this
Endling Asriel: "Flower?"
Mavis: Avoid The Tabletop like the plague unless you're desperate to interact with Tangy's characters
Mavis: Alt_Tabletop is me and Ofna and all the cool kids
Mavis: Memo is some wierd room where everyne is on a messenger
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Mavis: And Other Tabletop is the arc room
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Alright[/color]
Mavis: If you're an oldier or you're capable of lying through your teeth
Mavis: Ask for the VILE roll to get access to the boden room and shit
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Boi I've been in multiple boden rooms[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]On Discord[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]I've seen a lot of Asriel porn.[/color]
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Ember: ((hey ce
CryingEevee OOC: ((the halloween brawl is just the best thing))
CryingEevee OOC: ((also hai))
: ((Cough cough))
: ((MvM))
: ((Cough cough))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i know it's MvM-ish and that's why it's amazing))
CryingEevee OOC: ((also the fact that they recorded a bunch of new voice lines, like ana's stuff being alchemical))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i do hope this brawl is either a permanent thing, or comes back sometime))
CryingEevee OOC: ((like, maybe not halloween themed, but the gameplay))
: ((Yeah, it's cool that Reinhardt is telling a spooky story))
CryingEevee OOC: ((the announcer is reinhardt?))
: ((Uh, yeah. That's the whole point))
: ((It's rein telling a ghost story))
CryingEevee OOC: ((huh. i never noticed it was reinhardt))
: ((also, they secretly added a bunch of new voice line for the characters))
: ((Just general in game stuff))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i thought it was a movie since there's posters for it in the hollywood level and since you get stars))
: ((Like the B. Va skin now says something about Buzzing when you get a new mech))
NToriel: "I don't know anything about a flower.."
: ((Also fucking always being forced into Ana))
Endling Asriel: "Did he just pass?"
NToriel: "No, you're still alive, it's a miracle!"
CryingEevee OOC: ((what? in the brawl? i WILLINGLY play ana))
NToriel: ((Ana is great
CryingEevee OOC: ((i like ana))
Ember: gets a plate of chili-cheese fries to share with her siblings.
Ember: ((okay i just glanced at chat
Ember: ((and for a second I read ce's last message as "i like anal"
NToriel: rubs his head, smiling wide
Endling Asriel: "No but... I'm not yours..."
: ((That pots was disgraceful))
: ((High nooned 6 zomnics then proceeded to miss an entire clip after))
Endling Asriel: "you won't believe me..."
NToriel: "You are!"
CryingEevee OOC: ((so, in other news, how about that sombra leak?))
Endling Asriel: "Do you know where the dust was?"
Endling Asriel: "It's still there."
NToriel: "..."
Barchar: (I fucking love rein in junkenstein's revenge)
Endling Asriel: "Almost a guarantee, okay?"
Barchar: (It's amazing)
NToriel: "I don't need to go back there, you're being silly."
Barchar: (The amount of effort that went into that brawl is wonderful)
Endling Asriel: "I'm not your Asriel."
CryingEevee OOC: ((that's why i don't want it to go away. so much effort is in it and it's so good))
NToriel: her eternal smile widens
Florentin: -He happily enjoys those fries. "Man, this is so much better than that weird squash dad was feeding us!"
NToriel: "Of course you are, dear. You know that. You've come back to me, just like I knew you would."
Envy: "Right?"
Envy: "It's like, what, can we not have REAL food?"
Florentin: "I know, right?"
Envy: "I have fangs. You're made of fire. What, is he worried about us not being able to chew?"
Florentin: "Those yogurt-coated cheerios were good, though."
Envy: "Oh, yeah."
Florentin: "And at least the hell food posed a challenge."
NToriel: ((Oh no
NToriel: ((I have shoe in a room with serac
NToriel: ((Laharl bring in miyu
NToriel: ((I need someone to not get shoe killed
Envy: she laughs. "Right?"
Florentin: "So crunchy!"
Envy: "...Hm...You know, grampa said that we might not be like mom and dad. Do you think we will?"
Envy: "Or, just mom."
Endling Asriel: "I think he died and you can't accept it. I'm not him, okay?"
Envy: "Dad's not a demon, right."
Florentin: "No, dad's a mortal."
NToriel: "..."
NToriel: she just grins wider
Mavis: ((Where
Mavis: ((I was taking my dog out
NToriel: ((Alt tabletop
NToriel: ((I think
Florentin: "... I wanna be like mom."
Envy: "But, he does have sex for a living! So it's like...her, but without the demon stuff!"
NToriel: ((I think she's ignoring me?
Endling Asriel: "I'm sorry for your loss..."
Endling Asriel: "I can still help and comfort you, okay?"
Ember: ((THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE http://prntscr.com/csrgkg
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NToriel: "So silly.."
Barchar: her eye twitches.
Endling Asriel: "...Toriel."
Barchar: she gets up
Barchar: "Asriel. It's time to stop playing."
Barchar: she smacks NToriel. "You're a delusional bitch."
Florentin: "It'd be weird not to be like mom and dad, right?"
Envy: She shrugs. "I guess."
Ember: just listens to them speak.
NToriel: "..."
NToriel: she picks up ea
Envy: "I mean, really, what else could we be? I can't think of anything else."
Endling Asriel: "U-uhm..."
Florentin: "Maybe we'll be meme demons?"
Envy: "Memeons."
Envy: "Hm."
Ember: -She splutters a little on her drink.-
NToriel: "Do not use that kind of language around my child."
Envy: "They'd probably disown us."
Barchar: "He's not your fucking child."
Florentin: "Yeah..."
Florentin: "And I like mom and dad."
Envy: "Yeah."
Endling Asriel: "..."
Ember: -Whew. Crisis resolved.-
Florentin: "It'd suck if we had to leave them behind..."
NToriel: she scoffs at barcrab and takes EA to the other side of the couch
Florentin: "Jager's already moving out, and that sucks on it's own."
Envy: "And Barchar." she sighs
Endling Asriel: "...Where are we going?"
Florentin: "It's like... losing another dad..."
NToriel: "Away from her."
NToriel: "She could hurt you."
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Barchar: "I am so fucking sick of your shit."
Endling Asriel: "She won't, she's my friend."
NToriel: covers his ears
Endling Asriel: -He tries to squirm loose.-
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NToriel: is quite stronk, but he can with enough effort
Endling Asriel: -He is technically a Hypergod to be fair.
NToriel: if he used that hypergod hyperpower she'd have both arms broken
Endling Asriel: -Who said he would try to break her arms.-
Endling Asriel: -Anyways, he tries to squirm out.-
NToriel: he does
Endling Asriel: -And goes to Barcrab for now. For one: saftey, two: to prove a point.-
Barchar: how tall is EA again?
NToriel: "Child, what are you doing near her?"
Florentin: -He peers at NToriel, tail swishing.-
Endling Asriel: "Proving a point.-
: "*
Barchar: "Gee whiz, it's almost like you're wrong."
Florentin: "Barchar isn't bad, I've known her since I was born!"
NToriel: "..."
NToriel: still has that permasmile
NToriel: "Very well, so long as she isn't hurting you."
Endling Asriel: "..."
Barchar: "God fucking dammit can you not have a mind-breaking realization already?"
Endling Asriel: "You're creepy..."
NToriel: "..."
NToriel: she turns her smile to ea
Endling Asriel: "..."
NToriel: "..."
NToriel: just smiles
Endling Asriel: "Stop..."
NToriel: "I'm just happy you're back."
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Endling Asriel: "You're smile is creepy."
: FUCK
: YOUR*
Barchar: is plotting ways to get her to leave
NToriel: tones the smile down a bit, but she's still smiling, and hasn't blinked yet
Barchar: "...Why the fuck do you not blink."
Ember: "Don't your eyes hurt?"
Barchar: (I'm getting increasingly pissed lately that shiftylook just got fucking shut down)
Barchar: (Like I get not making more but it just)
Barchar: (They fucking deleted all of it)
Barchar: (why)
NToriel: "They don't."
NToriel: "If I blink, Asriel could be hurt."
Endling Asriel: "What?"
Barchar: "That's insane."
Endling Asriel: "That doesn't... look, it's too late. Do you need me to go point out his corpse to show you I'm not your son?"
Barchar: "If something was fast enough to hurt him while you blinked, he'd be fucking dead anyway."
NToriel: "There isn't any need!"
Ember: "This isn't like that creepy SCP thing Dad told me about."
Barchar: "Your eyes are fucking bloodshot."
Barchar: "That's not normal."
Endling Asriel: "There clearly is, Toriel."
Endling Asriel: "I know it's hard, but you need to reach acceptance."
Endling Asriel: "It starts with Denial. You're stuck in Denial."
Barchar: "Because you're neck-deep in denial."
NToriel: her eyes are a bit more than bloodshot, they're dark fucking red
Endling Asriel: "I'm afraid of what anger will be like..."
Barchar: "If we're lucky, she'll skip it."
NToriel: is gripping her robe tightly
Endling Asriel: "Toriel. Please..."
NToriel: "..."
NToriel: "You want to show me so baldy?"
NToriel: "Very well."
NToriel: "It does not matter to me."
Ember: ((... baldy?
Endling Asriel: "Yes, and then I can help you cope."
Mavis: ((Just a question
Mavis: ((WHy are you trying to pair up Muffet and Fellby
Mavis: ((When I know for a fucking fact flame
Mavis: ((You have The Spy on your tomodachi life
: ((^))
: ((Damn French people))
NToriel: "..."
NToriel: stands up, and punches in her timeline code
Barchar: (Because)
Barchar: (canon)
Mavis: (('Canonically' you have said
: (("Canon"))
Mavis: ((That The Spy is Muffet's ideal man
Barchar: (And I think i added the spy after they hooked up)
: ((YES PROSTITUTE AU GRILLBY AND PROSITUTE MUFFET IS VERY CANON))
Barchar: (I mean, I'm absolutely positive I was joking with that as well)
Endling Asriel: -He follows.-
: ((Well yeah, I was mostly joking))
Barchar: (I mean the spy thing)
NToriel: appears in Home
: ((welll shit))
Endling Asriel: -He comes in with her.-
Endling Asriel: -Wait that's a terrible idea.-
Endling Asriel: -Too late.-
NToriel: you just went into Negativetale
Barchar: (Yeah he's french but he'd probably be a terrible romantic partner)
NToriel: since the rest of the au never got finished, imma alter shit
NToriel: she heads to the flowerbed, where she kneels down
Endling Asriel: -He comes with.-
NToriel: "I spread it here."
NToriel: "Your father didn't care."
Endling Asriel: "..."
NToriel: still smiling
Endling Asriel: -Is the dust still there?-
NToriel: a bit, yeah
Endling Asriel: -He points at it.-
Endling Asriel: "See?"
Endling Asriel: "He's still here. And I'm separate."
NToriel: "That doesn't matter!"
Endling Asriel: "How does that not matter?"
NToriel: "You're here now!"
NToriel: "Y-you can't see that?"
Endling Asriel: "He's right there toriel, I'm sorry, but you need to stop blinding yourself from the truth just because it makes you feel better, okay? It's going to just hurt you in the end, so please, for his sake, just realize..."
Scout: Yeah, told ya, spy!
Scout: You SUCK! You suck on ice! It's why I get all the chicks, uhuh.
NToriel: she's breathing heavy
NToriel: twitching more
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Endling Asriel: "...Toriel..."
Fellby: -He wakes up, feeling refreshed. Then realizes it's late in the evening.-
: ((Surprised Fellby doesn't sleep into mornings, actually))
: ((Seems like he has a job that takes place mostly at nice))
: Night*
NToriel: she tries to hug ea
Endling Asriel: -He doesn't stop her, but he doesn't hug back yet.-
Ember: ((fellby has a perma-fucked sleep schedule
Ember: ((he hides it very well
Barchar: (Fellby's sleep schedule is best described like this:)
: ((Rip))
NToriel: hugs him tight
Barchar: ("Oh I'm sleeping now")
Ember: ((exactly
Endling Asriel: "...I'm sorry for your loss..."
Ember: ((he catches short naps after his jobs
NToriel: very tight
Endling Asriel: "...Yo-you're squishing me..."
NToriel: isn't stopping
Endling Asriel: "Stop..."
Endling Asriel: -He's ready to pry his way out if she doesn't.-
NToriel: only hugs him tighter, she's still got that permasmile, sniffling some
Endling Asriel: -He starts to pry her arms off from being around him.-
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Miyu: Look, they're making! [I]rubs her middle fingers together[/I][/color]
NToriel: is putting all her strength into this hug, just full on crying now
Endling Asriel: -He's trying to get his way out still.-
Endling Asriel: "Let go of me!"
NToriel: "I can't.. I can't...."
Endling Asriel: "You don't have a choice!"
NToriel: she drops her arms
Endling Asriel: -He trips back onto his butt, from the sudden release. He was pulling away pretty hard.-
NToriel: stays there silently
Endling Asriel: "..."
NToriel: is looking down
Endling Asriel: -As does he.-
NToriel: arms at her sides, on her knees
Endling Asriel: "...Toriel."
NToriel: "..."
Endling Asriel: "Don't do that again..."
NToriel: does not respond
Endling Asriel: -He gets up, and goes to put a hand on their shoulder.-
NToriel: "..."
Endling Asriel: "I'm here for you, okay?"
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NToriel: she just starts screaming her lungs out
Endling Asriel: -He kinda jumps back.-
NToriel: keeps going
Endling Asriel: "T-Toriel..."
Endling Asriel: -He debates just leaving.-
Barchar: that's prolly a good idea
NToriel: you should, she's not stopping any time soon
Endling Asriel: -He goes to leave, not taking his time.-
NToriel: doesn't stop
NToriel: brb shower
Endling Asriel: -He enters bar, and slams door shut.-
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Barchar: "Hi."
Barchar: "I assume that went poorly."
Florentin: "Heya!"
Endling Asriel: "No, but she's screaming and won't stop..."
Endling Asriel: -He nods to the horned and tailed shape-shifting demon.-
: ((That's all correct right))
Florentin: -Illusions, actually.-
Endling Asriel: -Not his favorite combination of adjectives.-
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Florentin: -And he's made of fire. Kind of.-
Endling Asriel: -He took it as shape-shifting. And the fire doesn't help, probably. Although fire isn't a big deal to him.-
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]We're teaching ZS about Watsky[/color]
Envy: "Hi, small child."
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Like three of them[/color]
Barchar: (indoctinrate them into the cult)
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Know hin[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]L[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]him*[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]And like his songs[/color]
Endling Asriel: "Hello..."
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]'whiter than Macklemore'[/color]
Barchar: I mean it's not [i]wrong[/i]
Florentin: -He whips his tail around.-
Endling Asriel: -He doesn't know what about this is so unceasing but it is.-
Envy: -unceasing?-
Endling Asriel: -So he just keeps as much distance is as socially acceptable, and goes to the couch.-
: Uneasing*
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Envy: the tip of her tail whacks against Florentin's
CryingEevee OOC: ((i just got the reaper halloween skin. i am happy))
Florentin: "Owwww..."
Envy: "Huh?"
Barchar: CE this is u https://giant.gfycat.com/DelayedMiserableFurseal.gif
: ((I need junkinstein))
: ((I need it))
Endling Asriel: "..."
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't have that play of the game animation yet. but i want it))
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Mavis: THIS MOTHERFUCKER
CryingEevee OOC: ((i shall be the pumpkin king))
Ember: ((bintch please
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Shit[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Laharl is Discord loading correctly for you[/color]
: ((I shall be the mad scientist))
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Because mine isn't[/color]
: (('Cause I'm a junk main))
Mavis: ((Restart discord
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Right[/color]
: ((And D. Va but she didn't get a skin iirc))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm actually a dva main, but she doesn't have a spoopy skin))
CryingEevee OOC: ((but both ana and reaper do))
: ((The new Rein skin))
: ((Is awesome. I got that one))
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, i also got the halloween reaper player icon in the same crate. so i really will be the pumpkin king))
: ((Also do you think they're gonna have a Christmas/Holiday Event?))
: ((Also fuk u m8 fite me))
CryingEevee OOC: ((hard to say. i hope so))
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]The fuck[/color]
: ((I hope so too))
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Restarted mine and all it says is "connecting"[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((also, u wot m8?))
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Could just be doing something stupid[/color]
: ((I want a Reinhardt santa))
: ((I want Torbjorn Elf))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i want reaper but very angry that he's festive))
: ((I want reaper, exactly the same, but wearing a festive hat))
CryingEevee OOC: ((also i wanted at least one character that isn't reaper to have a reaper costume))
: ((And the main changes are that all this voice lines are just him complaining that he has to wear the hat))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i was a little dissappoint but it's mostly all good))
CryingEevee OOC: ((yes))
CryingEevee OOC: ((fantastic))
Barchar: (mei)
Barchar: (I love all the rip victory poses)
: ((Mei would literally be a snowman))
: ((Also. Fucking. No psychopath Mei for Halloween.))
: ((Everybody wanted it.))
Barchar: (I was saying mei should have had the reaper skin)
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CryingEevee OOC: ((you know what i want? voice packs instead of just voice lines))
: ((No but I mean clinically insane))
CryingEevee OOC: ((that'd be cool))
Mavis: I wanted no fun allowed Mei
: ((Also, can't wait till they add the random voice line option, random Emote option.))
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Is Discord being fucked rn for you Laharl[/color]
Mavis: Nope
Mavis: My only change I want for emotes
Mavis: Is that Ana, during her tea emote
Mavis: can accidently drop the cup or some shit
Mavis: So it takes two seconds longer
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Shit[/color]
Mavis: And goes past the time an enemy can sleep
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]So basically[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]When I go on Discord[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]It just says 'connecting' even when I restart[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]And doesn't do jack shit[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]-flips bird-[/color]
: ((I want to purchase digital boxes with my real life currency to get a set of pixels that resemble something that looks good))
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Kay[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Back now[/color]
: ((If DC comics was nice I'd want a Joker Junkrat skin))
Barchar: That's-what do you think the jester skin is supposed to be about
: ((No, I mean ACTUALLY the joker))
: ((Like, a purple jacket and shit))
: ((Also Junkenstein has one thing I don't like))
: ((It ruins Junkrat's aesthetic of having poorly engineered shit that he made from scrap))
CryingEevee OOC: ((eh))
: ((Although the weapon looks pretty damn cool))
: ((I just want the goddamn skin))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i feel with halloween costumes anything can go, really))
: ((The Tire is badass))
: ((I need to sleep night))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i can't think of any pumpkin based songs to listen to while i'm the pumpkin king except for [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGAvaUZOqXc]pumpkin hill[/url]))
Barchar: (the entire discography of Smashing pumpkins)
CryingEevee OOC: (([s]i am the pumpkin king. i don't want to listen to music by those who would smash my pumpkins[/s]))
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Howdy: the cactus is having a whale of a time
: NToriel [NToriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Fanta: strolls out to the bar and takes a seat
Barchar: "Hi, Fanta."
Howdy: "Wull howdy there, pard."
Fanta: "Howdy"
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Frisk: [color=#ffffff]'"SHOE YOU MEME-LOVING FUCK!" She falls off the couch.'[/color]
Howdy: "So, doll, what's up with yer lil' human friend over there? She dont seem much for conversation, which ain't like most humans ah know." she whispers.
Fanta: she looks at the cactus, "Huh? I dunno."
Barchar: "Heard that."
Howdy: "Huh. Weird."
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]'//Miyu is triggered.'[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]MIYU'S EYE IS GETTING RIPPED OUT BY SHOE[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]HELP[/color]
Barchar: How
Fanta: I made a joke
Fanta: About a spoon and her eye
Fanta: http://imgur.com/a/hMEp0
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Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Frisk just removed Miyu's eye[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]It was hanging from a few nerves[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Snip, snip.[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Shoe clawed Miyu's eye[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]It spurted blood[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Shoe grabbed a spoon[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]And attempted to rip it out[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Jay pushed Shoe[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Ripping the eye out further[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Then Frisk had to step in[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]And motherfucking bandage the wound[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]And take the eye out[/color]
Barchar: What the fucj
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]All because[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Miyu said[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]After Frisk mentioned about self tying shoes[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]'I really need those'[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]She looks to Shoe, smirking[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Shoe: I'll cut you[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Miyu: I'll tie you[/color]
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Queue scratch[/color]
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Smash: (( morning
Yazan: morning'
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Yazan: hey
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Barchar: Hey yaz
Yazan: hey flame
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Barchar: (I now have mccree, tracer and D.va in my tomodachi)
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Chime: ((So i had a dumb idea
Chime: ((You know the six degrees of kevin bacon thing right
Chime: ((I realized we could pull that off with AD
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Fanta: ((Oh fuck
Fanta: ((Well now we gotta do it
Chime: ((Okay ill start with Mettaton
Chime: ((Metta slept with fellby
Fanta: ((Hold on, what are we basing it on
Fanta: ((Sex?
Chime: ((Sure
Chime: ((Fellby is currently datin jager
Fanta: ((Jager dating barchar
Chime: ((Jager banged hywel
Chime: ((And hywel is married to fanta
Fanta: ((I was gonna do barchar being technically basriel2
Chime: ((And fanta was in a relationship with AD
Fanta: ((So that's 5
Chime: ((Ye
Fanta: ((Did jasper sleep with anyone
Chime: ((No
Chime: ((But nyarlathotep has
Fanta: ((Who
Chime: ((He had a relationship with gaster
Fanta: ((That'd make 7
Fanta: ((Wait, who all did grillby fuck
Barchar: (Yeah, if we go off of Barchar's connection with basriel then it'd make it a 6 i think)
Barchar: (Grillby's fucked Gaster at least once)
Fanta: ((Yeah
Chime: ((Grillby has banged gaster, mettaton, and pmSans
Fanta: ((And mtt
Fanta: ((Fanta has banged psans
Barchar: (Who the fuck is pmsans)
Barchar: (Oh, punmaster)
Barchar: (right)
Chime: ((Pun master sans
Barchar: (I only saw him like 3 times)
Fanta: ((So that makes 5
Fanta: ((For nyarl
Fanta: ((And then if we use the same connection, 4 for metta
Chime: ((Wait
Chime: ((Jager had that threesome with fanta when he was genderbent
Fanta: ((Oh yeaaaah
Barchar: (Oh, yeah)
Fanta: ((So just cut out the hywel
Chime: ((Dude this is fun
Barchar: (Which makes Metta, what...)
Barchar: (4?)
Chime: ((Figuring out who banged who
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Fanta: ((4 via grillby, 5 via fellby
Fanta: ((Hi breb
: ((God damnit))
Fanta: ((Has anyone aside from ad ever fucked the sun
Chime: ((No
Fanta: ((..the scp launches things into the sun
: ((Not that I know of))
Fanta: ((Making smazzy's ad number 3
Cass/Blonde: (She banged fellby, which also makes her a 5)
Chime: ((Dude ill like
Barchar: (What counts as connection, here? Only sex? Or just relationships?)
Chime: ((Draw up a fuck web
: ((AD is dead))
Fanta: ((We were just doing fuck
Chime: ((Im almost home
Barchar: (mmn)
Barchar: (Does wanking off as a ghost count)
Fanta: ((Did she jizz ectoplasm on him?
: ((When did this happen))
Barchar: (So many times, bread)
: ((Which ghost))
Fanta: ((Wait
Fanta: ((Fanon toriel
: ((What about her))
Fanta: ((Is aaaaaaa 3
Barchar: which fucking ghost do you think
: ((Personally thought you were talking about AD wanking a ghost off))
Barchar: (No)
: ((Which is not something he did))
: ((Surprisingly))
Barchar: (You know, unlike the actual six degrees of kevin bacon, AD actually has an AD number of infinity)
Barchar: (Because he hasn't fucked himself)
Barchar: (Or wait, maybe it's a 2)
Fanta: ahem
Barchar: (Because he was with Fanta who was with AD)
Fanta: ((His right hand is on the waifu counter
Barchar: (Ah, thenI guess it counts)
Barchar: (However it's still an AD number of 1 instead of 0)
: ((I'm just gonna go keep playing little inferno))
Fanta: ((Alright let's see
Barchar: (Anyway, so, I gess Barchar technically has an AD number of 1)
Barchar: (Which actually helps the MTT number again)
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Fanta: ((If ghost wanking doesn't count, 3
Barchar: (Mettaton > Fellby > Jager > BC > AD)
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Barchar: (Let's just say it does)
: (( Well
Barchar: (It does lower the numbers of a fair amount of other Asriels, but otherwise it only affects three people)
Fanta: ((Frisk
Fanta: ((What's frisk's number
Fanta: ((I need to think back to the xyzzy days
Barchar: (Frisk...)
Barchar: (I dunno, who's she fucked other than Nancy)
: (( i feel like ad has had more than 37
Fanta: ((..i know gfrisk fucked fant
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Fanta: ((I am not sure frisk has fucked anyone but nance
Fanta: ((Wait
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Fanta: ((In the cau extended universe
Fanta: ((Nance and frisk were implied to have fucked chara
Fanta: ((Which chara, though
Barchar: (Well, certainly not Barchar)
Fanta: ((Were there any xyzzy charas
Barchar: (I think it's safe to say that Frisk just has an infite AD number)
Fanta: ((Nonononono
Fanta: ((We can do this
Fanta: ((AHA!
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Fanta: ((I PLAYED A CHARA ONE TIME
Fanta: ((IN XYZZY
Barchar: (Okay, did that Chara fuck anyone)
Fanta: ((So that chara invaded the body of sfrisk
Fanta: ((And sfrisk had previously touched ad's pink acorn
Fanta: ((So
Fanta: ((2?
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Barchar: (Ehhh)
Barchar: (Let's count it)
Fanta: ((I'm thinking up btale's rn
Barchar: (Well, Btale is easy)
Barchar: (Bazzy fucked Fanta fucked AD)
Fanta: ((Current btale
Fanta: ((No asriel
Barchar: (wait, what's 'current' btale)
Barchar: (OH)
Chime: ((Yo i found a nice chart maker
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Chime: ((i could plan this all out
Fanta: ((We're making this happen
Barchar: (I'm almost positive current Btale would be an infinite AD number)
Fanta: ((The cau dick chart
Chime: ((who has ad banged
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Fanta: ((Have they fucked fin
Fanta: ((Say yes and they have a number
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Barchar: (I don't belive she has)
Bondertale: 'cause frisk here is still underage
Fanta: ((Has she at least gotten frisky with the guy
Fanta: ((To a >3boden percentage
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Barchar: (Hmmm....)
Barchar: (Remind me, what's 3boden)
Fanta: ((Touching, partial nudity
Fanta: ((This is a goddamn science
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Barchar: (Hmmmm...)
Barchar: (Can Ad numbers be transmitted through non-sexual familial relations, actuallly?)
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Barchar: (Because if so she has a...4, I believe. Btale > Smazzy > whatever connected smazzy to AD > AD)
Fanta: ((It's a fuck chart for now
Fanta: ((Fuck not neccesarily being penetration, but some sexual action
Fanta: ((Including nudity, booby, stuff like that
Chime: ((huh i considered actual banging to be a "fuck"
Barchar: (hmmm,,,)
Barchar: (Then I don't think that Btale gets a number, sadly)
Chime: ((oral sex and genital touching counts too
Fanta: ((Dammit
Fanta: ((Alright
: ((Actual banging or I'm salty about it))
Barchar: (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/doctors-significantly-better-than-google-according-to-new-research_us_57fe4d59e4b05eff55809fd9 the title of this is amazing)
Barchar: (Bitch ur gonna be salty either wya let us have our fun)
Fanta: ((Fin has fucked yka, yka fuvked jager iirc
Fanta: ((Alright, actual fucking
Fanta: ((Scp-231's number is 3
Barchar: (No, it's number is 231)
Shoe: he's a 2
: ((No but having it be 3-Boden or below makes it too easy))
: ((Have your fun but make it a challenge))
Chime: ((basically, make it something you'd have to pay a prostitute for
Barchar: (I think that >= 3boden is fine)
Fanta: ((Maybe nudity doesn't count
: ((well, a lap dance in suggestive clothing isn't that big a deal))
: ((And you pay a prostitute for that))
Chime: ((okay, anything that you'd put in the boden room
Fanta: ((And let's count out 7boden if we're using the scale
Barchar: (What's 7boden?)
Chime: (((alright let's see if i remember how to use acess)
Fanta: ((Birth
Fanta: ((The scale was weird
Chime: ((i... do not remember how to use access
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Fanta: ((Junko enoshima gets a 4
Fanta: ((She penetrated chiaki hard
Barchar: (Junko whateverherlastnamewas the fish has a 1)
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Fanta: ((Who all was in the fight with the dick monster in rev
Fanta: ((Schyro gets a 6
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Barchar: (I was not involved in this so)
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Fanta: ((I was just trying to figure out
Fanta: ((How to connect one of laharl's chars
Fanta: ((And motherfucking miyu gets an 8
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Fanta: ((Balrog a 7
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Chime: ((YO
Chime: ((YO
Chime: ((I GOT FELLBY AND TWO FACE TO BREAK UP
Barchar: (YES)
Barchar: (JONTRON U GOIN DOWN)
Barchar: (the fuck do you mean 'how to connect one of laharl's chars')
Barchar: (Ffrisk)
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Fanta: ((Ffrisk didn't ffuck ad
Barchar: (Hm...)
Fanta: ((Laharl's characters haven't sexed anyone
Fanta: ((But they have
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Fanta: ((Touched a giant penis monster
: ((That doesn't count))
Fanta: ((It totally fucking counts
: ((that isn't sex))
Fanta: ((They did fuck it though
: ((Murder))
Fanta: ((The inf was sexing
Fanta: ((And they infed it
Barchar: (it counts)
Barchar: (This also means that a penguin has an AD number)
: ((That doesn't count, like))
Barchar: (Because Muffet fucked a penguin)
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Fanta: ((Just because it's a penis monster doesn't mean it's not connected
Fanta: ((Miyu is on the chart
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: ((Who was in the penis monster fight))
Chime: ((wow
Chime: ((fellby is... not taking the breakup well
Fanta: ((Miyu, schyro, balrog, and i don't remember the other
Chime: ((a full bar of sadness
Fanta: ((Schyro has fucked scumster
Fanta: ((Scumster fucked fellby
: ((No I get that part))
Fanta: ((And we already connected him
: ((But question, how is the INF ending fucking it))
Chime: ((i sent fellby to hawaii
Fanta: ((They did loving actions
: ((And?))
Fanta: ((And got it off
Barchar: (Hey Chime, is France an option with the travel ticket)
: ((Okay so that shouldn't count))
Fanta: ((By rubbing it
Chime: ((yeah but the travel ticket is random
Barchar: (Giving it a handjob counts)
Barchar: (I know it is, I just wanna see if I get lucky when I give it to muffet)
: ((So Miyu rubbed the dick monster))
Fanta: ((Yes
: ((Laharl actually typed this))
: Like))
: ((-Rub Dick Monster- [Loving]))
Fanta: ((No, but that was the fight
Fanta: ((I had them perform loving actions on it to get it off
Chime: ((rip jontron
Fanta: ((I don't remember the exact things they did
: ((That doesn't mean they rubbed it))
Fanta: ((But they did sex things to it
Barchar: (Bread.)
Barchar: (She's the one who set the rules for what they did to the dick monster.)
Barchar: (Wbhat she says they did, they did)
Fanta: ((It's my dick monster my rules
: ((I still think that that's a stretch))
Fanta: ((Maybe a stretch, but it counts
Barchar: (And I think you're being dumb and sutbborn)
: ((Okay hold up))
: ((You say that like this entire concept))
: ((Isn't dumb))
Barchar: (No I don't)
Barchar: (Just because this is dumb doesn't mean you can't also be dumb about it)
: ((Maybe I'm just getting salty, kinda frustrated atm, that's the whole reason I'm playing little inferno))
: ((Sorry))
Chime: ((it's okay
Chime: ((... man the marriage part of my island looks super awkward now
Chime: ((there's two demolished houses
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Fanta: is sleep
Fanta: ntoriel still hasn't come back
Ember: -She took her siblings home.-
Endling Asriel: -He can go back.-
Hywel: -He's in bed.-
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Fanta: she'll still be in the same spot, screaming
Fanta: give it time
Fellby: -He, however, is in the bar.-
Endling Asriel: -He is in bar.-
Fanta: "I'm bored"
Hywel: "Me too."
Hywel: "..."
Fanta: "What do ya wanna do?"
Hywel: "Dunno."
Fanta: looks around to see if colton's in the room
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Colton: sure
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Hywel: "We can probably pack our things and move out at this point."
Colton: "Do we have a house?"
Fanta: she's foiled again
Colton: oh, [i]that's[/i] why she was looking
Hywel: "Yeah, we have a house."
Hywel: -Did Fanta want the sex or something.-
Fanta: yes
Fanta: she's been thirsty for days
Fanta: "Wanna go ahead and do that?"
Hywel: -He hasn't caught on.-
Hywel: -Like at all.-
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Colton: neither has he. IF he did he wouldn't be cockblocking
Fanta: is going to keep hinting until he finally realizes
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Hywel: "Yes, we should."
Hywel: "We don't have THAT much to pack, luckily."
Fanta: she gets up, and starts packing the things that are on the floor, bending over to do so, and taking her sweet ass time
Hywel: "..."
Hywel: -Well, he starts helping with the packing, doing it more efficiently.-
Hywel: -He'd say Fanta was going a bit slow but that would be rude and he really doesn't mind.-
Fanta: she makes lots of soft noises while picking up the heavier stuff
Hywel: "Fanta, I'm really hoping that you aren't struggling to pick that stuff up."
Hywel: "Else I'm gonna have to buy work out equipment."
Hywel: "Actually this is an excuse to have a home gym, so."
Fanta: "I don't need to work out"
Fanta: "I'm good"
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Hywel: "Were still getting equipment."
: yee haw
Fanta: "Do I have to use it?"
Hywel: "It would give you an excuse to wear Yoga pants and a sports bra."
Fanta: "I don't need an excuse"
Hywel: "Well."
Hywel: "It would give you a reason."
Fanta: she is in a skirt, so Hywel could get a nice view when she picks things up
Fanta: strategically planned this
Hywel: -Does she normally wear skirts.-
Colton: "Dad."
Fanta: they're part of her wardrobe
Colton: "Dad I think she's asking for something."
Hywel: "Colton."
Hywel: "Can you leave the room for a bit."
Fellby: ((fellby, on the phone: NO! NO! NO!
Colton: he gives a thumbs up, scooting out
Fellby: ((i've just realized he doesn't even know muffet in tomodachi life
Fanta: looks at Hywel
Fanta: ((http://i.imgur.com/JAF8feh.jpg
Fanta: ((http://i.imgur.com/e02IhW6.jpg
Hywel: "Fanta, if were gonna do something right now it's gonna have to be like, quick."
Hywel: "Cause we actually have some shit to do."
Hywel: "I have to love a safe."
Fanta: "Nono, finish up"
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Fanta: "What"
Hywel: "Fanta I brought the safe with my weapons."
Fanta: "We'll move, then break in the new bed"
Fanta: "It's been weeks"
Hywel: "No it hasn't."
Fanta: "It felt like weeks"
Hywel: "We have a job based around sex."
Hywel: "You're just really lusty."
Fanta: "Shush"
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Hywel: "I'm okay with quickly having sex right now, but it would have to be quick."
Fanta: "No, I've got a few hours in me, so"
Fanta: "Let's move the stuff"
Hywel: "What happens after the hours?"
Fanta: "I probably fall asleep"
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Hywel: "Cause I also have to talk to the guy selling the house, when we start moving in."
Fanta: "I meant I'm gonna need at least 3 hours"
Hywel: "Oh."
Hywel: "well can you wait?"
Hywel: "Also I'm worried that Wallace might swoop in and then I'll figuratively die."
Fanta: "Yes"
Fanta: "But I will be as suggestive as possible"
Fanta: "When Colton's not looking"
Hywel: "How suggestive."
Hywel: "Because I don't want anyone who lives near us to think we're weird."
Fanta: "Not that suggestive"
Hywel: "I don't care how suggestive you are here."
Hywel: "As long as you're not like wielding our Colton."
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Colton: is not a weapon
Colton: you cannot weild hi
: Ahaha
: SHHHH
Fanta: pulls out a coconut flavored popsicle
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Fanta: and she starts licking it
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Hywel: "jokes on you."
Hywel: "I hate coconut."
Fanta: "It's the only white one, and also what is wrong with you"
Hywel: -He continues packing.-
Fanta: "Coconut is great"
Hywel: "'less it's part of a piña colada."
Hywel: "I like those."
Fanta: does so as well, eating the popsicle as slurpily as possible
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Hywel: -Note, he still doesn't drink alcohol, so all the drinks he drinks are virgin.-
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Hywel: "I really hope our son isn't listening."
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Fanta: "Nah"
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Fellby: is just. In the bar.
Hywel: "You do realize you're not even eating most of that popsicle right. It's all over you."
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Hywel: -How audible is her slurping.-
: ((I wonder if it's as audible as the AUDIO BOOKS FROM AUDIBLE.COM))
: ((AUDIBLE HAS A COLLECTION OF OVER FORTY BILLION AUDIO BOOKS))
Fanta: somewhat loud
Fanta: "I know"
Hywel: -Like could people in the bar hear it.-
Fanta: nah
Hywel: "Also it isn't working."
Fanta: "Why not"
Hywel: "Cause it's a popsicle."
Fanta: "You got a boner when I sat in your lap"
Hywel: "Uh, yeah, cause you weren't spreading a popsicle all over yourself."
Fanta: "How is this not working, this is sexy as fuck"
Hywel: "It isn't though."
Hywel: "It's a goddamn popsicle."
Hywel: "Popsicles don't turn me on."
Hywel: "Who the fuck do you think i am."
Howdy: still cactus
Endling Asriel: -Cuctus.-
Endling Asriel: -Also he's bored and in the bar.-
: yee haw
Barchar: (Hywel, who the fuck are you to NOT get turned on by somebody licking a phallic object that gets white liquid all over them)
Hywel: "Plus, I'm not even touching you at all, and you're mostly dressed."
Fellby: looks at the cactus. "Hm."
: yee haw
Endling Asriel: "Hmm."
Fanta: "I have white liquid dripping out of my mouth while licking a long object"
Hywel: "Yes you do."
Hywel: "But it's coconut."
Howdy: she is keeping the fuck out of the way of Fellby
Fanta: "Hywel"
Hywel: "Fanta."
Howdy: becuase gire
Fanta: "Use your imagination"
: Gire
Hywel: "I GET THE INUENDO."
Hywel: "But it's coconut."
Hywel: -Okay it's probably obvious at this point he's messing with them.-
Fanta: "If it was cherry would you be a flagpole?"
Hywel: "Yes."
Fanta: she gets every flavor of popsicle but coconut
Fanta: and puts them all in her mouth at once to spite him
Hywel: "You would look even more like a vampi- Jesus Christ."
Hywel: "That's like hundreds of popsicles how."
Fellby: ((fanta: gentlemen
Hywel: "By the way what are we going to be for Halloween."
Hywel: "Where are we gonna take the kids trick or treating."
Fanta: "Mmmmmmph"
Fanta: it's a metaphor
Hywel: -"Take the kids" is his excuse for wanting to go trick or treating.-
Hywel: -You're a metaphor.-
Fanta: makes the sounds she would make having 10 popsicles in her mouth
Fanta: having a snout helps but it's still a lot of popsicles
Hywel: -He goes over and takes them out.-
Hywel: "Fanta."
Hywel: "This question is of importance."
Colton: hah, dumb person with regular-ass vocal chords
Colton: not being able to talk with shit in your mouth
: Ew shit in your mouth
: Hah
: Getit
Fanta: "Halloween.."
Fanta: "Hmm"
Fanta: "What do you wanna be"
Hywel: "I dunno, you should pick something then I can match with you, it'll be cute."
Hywel: "We should ask the kids what they want to be too."
Colton: could kick ass at halloween, considering
Hywel: -At this point he has the large safe, and it's rolling it out to the anydoor. Therefore, he opens the door, to the main room."
: -*
Hywel: "Hey, Colton, what do you want to be for Halloween."
Fanta: ((Gtg in about 40 seconds
: ((rip))
Fellby: "Oh, hey Hywel. Need any help there?"
Hywel: "It would be appreciated, but you don't have to."
Fanta: is helping
Colton: "Uh..."
Fellby: is already on his feet.
Colton: "A whores. I mean, we know they're terrifying."
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Barchar: (Fellby: "U fackin' wot"')
Hywel: "Were moving into a new house, feel free to visit at some point, today, even, if you want."
Fellby: "Mh. I might stop by with a housewarming present."
Hywel: "Did you just say you wanted to dress up as a Whores."
Fellby: "No, no a whorse!"
Hywel: "Ah. A whore horse."
Colton: "What's a horsE?"
Hywel: "Unfortunately that's not very age appropriate."
[NOT]Relic: i think you're forgetting something bread
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: ((What am I forgetting))
: ((Did something happen while I wasn't here))
: ((Cause I missed like a week of CaU not to long ago))
Fellby: ((the word "horse" became the word "whores"
: yee haw
: ((What? How does that work))
Fellby: ((thanks to satan and his band of hitlers
: ((...okay then))
Hywel: -Disregard that stuff then I guess.-
Barchar: (How did we neglect to tell you about this)
: ((It just means horse right))
Fellby: ((yes
: ((What if you're actually trying to say whores))
Hywel: "You could."
Hywel: "Feel like that would be a bad idea."
Barchar: (The term for whores is still whores)
Barchar: (It's just that the term for horse is also whores)
Fellby: "I honestly haven't considered my costume."
Barchar: (you use context clues)
Colton: "Why?"
Hywel: "Well, with all the stuff that's happened with them."
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Hywel: "Fellby, wear a suit and a ski mask, buy a revover and butterfly knife, if you don't have those, and then speak in a French accent."
Hywel: "Tada, your wife would totally find it hot too."
Fellby: "... Really?"
Muffet: she probably would
Hywel: "She likes the French culture right?"
Colton: "Would he even be able to wear a ski mask?"
Hywel: "Good question."
Fellby: "No."
Fellby: "That's asking to be smothered."
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: ((By the way))
: ((I fucking hope the Hollywood Reskin is a permanent map))
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: ((In OW))
Barchar: (What's different about it other than looking neat and halloween-y?)
: ((It's dark))
: ((And that is better to play in for me))
: ((Also the neat and Halloween-y part))
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: (([s]heh, weenie[/s]))
Hywel: "Your wife."
Hywel: "Would be perfect."
Hywel: "For Widowmaker."
Fellby: "She's already perfect."
Muffet: what do yo mean 'would be'
Fellby: "Buuut, she would look good in the suit."
Muffet: [s]so she's dressing up as herself?[/s]
Hywel: -It's just the way he worded it. It's meant as "is perfect"-
Muffet: yes i know that's the joke
Hywel: "have you not seen what Widowmaker wears."
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Frisk: (('Ayy
Hywel: "She's already purple."
Fellby: "Yes, yes, I know."
Fellby: "I've seen every. Last. Inch of her."
Muffet: I know he means Muffet, but hey
Muffet: dimensions
Hywel: "Well you do your thing I was just making a suggestion."
Hywel: "Meanwhile I have no goddamn clue what I'm gonna wear."
Frisk: ((Fellby measures Muffet
Frisk: ((Muffet: Why do i have to be naked for this
Fellby: ((fellby: Accuracy
Frisk: ((Fellby: I want to savor each and every last inch of you
Frisk: ((Fellby: and accuracy
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]So I'm really fucking tired of mosquitos[/color]
: ((Same))
Frisk: [color=#ffffff]I KEEP ON GETTING BIT[/color]
Barchar: "Uhhhh..."
: ((I'm tired of them in general))
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Barchar: "...No, no ideas."
Hywel: "Nope."
Hywel: "Is there a place where I can take my kids Trick-or-Treating?"
Fellby: "Hmm, I don't know..."
Hywel: "I think we should have everyone here who has kids take me all out to trick or treat together."
Fellby: "I know I'm probably going to take my kids trick or treating in gaston."
Hywel: "That'll be fun."
Barchar: "I'm just gonna not bring Doven. Unless Jager really wants to."
Fellby: "Pfff, I don't think Doven will want to."
Hywel: "Yeah."
Hywel: "So, is Gaston just where we're all gonna head for Halloween?"
Fellby: "I mean. If you want to."
Hywel: -Inb4 everyone gets high of drugged candy.-
Barchar: -BC is just like 'what are you all doing'-
Hywel: "Is there a problem in doing that? I should probably ask Gaster before, anyways."
Fellby: "No, not really."
Hywel: "Cool."
Howdy: "..."
Hywel: "..."
Hywel: "Howdy would you change color if I put dye in your water."
Howdy: "Halloween is dumb. Ah just wanna. Put 'at out there."
Howdy: "Prolly not."
Howdy: "Ah don't think 'at's how cacti work."
Fellby: turns around, seeming angry.
Fellby: "...What the fuck did you just say."
Hywel: "Some cacti can. Cause' you have leaves, just small ones."
Howdy: "..."
Howdy: "Uhhhhhhhh"
Howdy: "Ah'm gonna just not say anything because Ah'm intimidated by this."
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Fellby: "Smart."
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: ((Well damn))
: ((I just fainted that was fun))
Fellby: ((oh no
Purple: (A reaper wants to 'be a kid again')
: ((I'm okay though. Fell on my Elbow and managed to cut my foot. That's all that happened ho))
: Tho*
Purple: (BITCH Y'ALL WEREN'T NEVER KIDS)
: You're not a ho I'm sorry
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Hywel: "Halloween is great."
Fellby: "All the costumes..."
Hywel: "I'm gonna decorate your pot Howdy."
Howdy: "Don't you dare."
Hywel: "I'm gonna."
Fellby: "I'll help."
Howdy: "Remind me, you're both monsters?"
Hywel: "Yep."
Fellby: "Yeah."
Howdy: "You can't make it happen."
Fellby: "Why."
Hywel: "What can't we make happen?"
Howdy: "'Cause we can start fights with monsters. 'And then yer kinda fucked fer the most part."
Fellby: "Who is "we"?"
Hywel: "Humans?"
Howdy: "Uh..."
Howdy: "No, just, you know, people."
Hywel: "So uh."
Hywel: "Thing is, he's made of fire, and I have a safe literally right next to me full of weapons."
Hywel: "So if you tried to hurt one of us because we wanted to decorate your pot, that would be a bad idea, most likely."
Howdy: "Are you actually threatening me physical harm over this? Ah mean Ah figured yall'd just run or somethin' and that'd be that."
Hywel: "No I said I'd defend myself, geez."
Hywel: "I just wanted to put a little tombstone in the soil."
Howdy: "..."
Howdy: she feels like that's a little on the nose, but.
Howdy: "Ah guess that's aight."
Hywel: "Also, I could totally make your little pot area like a graveyard, and put a small fog machine near you."
Hywel: "That would be cool."
Fellby: nods.
Howdy: "Whadda ya mean my 'pot area'? Ah move."
Hywel: "No I mean the soil you aren't occupying."
Hywel: "But that's a great idea."
Hywel: "You could be like a little decoration."
Fellby: ((muffet is hanging out with fellby's ex wife
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Barchar: (Bragging probably)
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Howdy: "Uh."
Fellby: ((... now i'm hcing that muffet killed jontron
Howdy: "Ah prolly won't even be here still by then."
Hywel: "Going back to wait for monsters?"
Barchar: (Plot twist, Jontron was Napstaton this entire time)
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Now I'm here [color=red]]][/color]
Howdy: "When Ah figure out how."
Fellby: ((he whispered a meme to her and she was like, "THAT'S IT"
Hywel: "Oh, well you could try the Anydoor if you haven't."
Howdy: "The wha?"
Hywel: -He nods to it.-
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Howdy: she looks at it. "What the...?"
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Hywel: "It leads you to alternate dimensions, you probably came from one."
Barchar: (fuck gtg)
Hywel: "Dunno how we would find yours unless it's in the history."
Hywel: -Rip.-
: ((My elbow is starting to hurt more))
: ((Fun))
Fellby: ((rip
Fellby: sighs and lights up a cigarette.
Hywel: -He finishes moving the shit he had to.-
Hywel: -Cause RPing that is Birmingham.-
Fellby: ((... wow
: Bir-Birmingham
: I tried to say boring
: I accidentally typed borning
: And it corrected it
: To Birmingham
Fellby: ((*slow clap*
Hywel: -He walks through the anydoor.-
Hywel: "Alright, I'm al done. I'm really glad the house was fully furnished."
Fellby: "Good, good."
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Hywel: "..."
Fellby: "Hey, do you guys drink at all?"
Hywel: "Fanta does, I don't, ever really."
Hywel: "I do like non-alcholic drinks, though."
Fellby: "Hm, okay. There goes that idea."
Hywel: "Sorry."
Fellby: "Nah, it's fine. I'll just think of something else."
Hywel: "Father was a drunk mess."
Fellby: "Do you need -oh."
Fellby: -His expression falls.-
Hywel: "Sorry, I don't mean to ruin the mood."
Fellby: "No, it's okay. I get it."
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Syphon: Hello
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))
Fellby: ((hey tri
CryingEevee OOC: ((have you ever found something amazing, forgot about it, and then found it again))
Syphon: Yes
Syphon: I can't really think of some examples ironically enough
Fellby: ((come oooon tomodachi fellby
Fellby: ((just meet muffet already
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/900/228/80f.jpg]here's an example of something[/url]))
CryingEevee OOC: ((read the whole thing))
Syphon: Sure, just a sec
Syphon: Back
Fellby: ((that was an adventure
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's amazing))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i need to show it to everyone when they come on))
Syphon: Well
Syphon: That was a thing
Syphon: I thought it'd end with a joke, like Gary
Syphon: But wowie
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CryingEevee OOC: ((well, it did end with a joke. just not gary))
Syphon: Hi Frisky
Syphon: Yee but it felt less jokey than I expected it too
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Syphon: Like, it was a joke, it just wasn't funny, but not in a bad way
Syphon: I dunno
Syphon: Also, expected it to*
Syphon: I can't believe I did that
Fellby: ((brb dinner
CryingEevee OOC: ((eh, i thought it was funny because of how unexpected it was))
Syphon: I respect that
Syphon: Also
Syphon: Why is all the pokemon music so fucking good
CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, if you didn't get the reference you lose some of the humor))
Syphon: Oh, well I didn't get it
Syphon: I don't get many references
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, so it was a guard from oblivion, and if you so much as steal an apple they'll get on you about it, and if you resist arrest they'll kill you))
Syphon: Also, happy belated canadian thanksgiving
Syphon: Oh wowie
CryingEevee OOC: ((and the guy stole a condom))
Fellby: thinks about what to get Fanta and Hywel as a housewarming gift.
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Syphon: Brb
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Fellby: ((hey yaz
Yazan: hey
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai yaz))
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Fellby: heads home to think.
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai s;arv))
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Fellby: ((hey mv
MettatonSEX: ((hi, im not dead
Hywel: -He's finished moving the shit.-
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai mv))
MettatonSEX: ((i passed out yesterday, sorry
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Fellby: ((it's okay
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Fanta: ((If chime is kewl with it, imma do turnabout tonight
Fellby: ((dude i gave you this wedensday
Fellby: ((aka today
Fanta: ((Okie
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Syphon: Back and hi
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Fanta: ((I made kawaii miyu last night
Gaster: -He wanders into the bar, I guess.-
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Fanta: ((https://images-1.discordapp.net/.eJwFwdENhSAMAMBdGIBSoUTdhiBBo7YEavwwb_d395mnX2Y1u2obK8B2jCx9s0Olp1psFalXSe0YNssNSTXl_S6sA3DxgcjHKZDzCzpyMHmKFGbEgORmchTh4ZPlZdu4mt8fBQsiyg.OW1GZg599QkX1k7I7yWpZbMm_Xs
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Hywel: "Hello, Gaster."
Fanta: "Howdy"
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Gaster: "Hello you two."
Hywel: "Question, is it alright if we bring out kds to the Gaston timeline for Halloween to Trick-or-Treat?"
: Our kids*
Gaster: blinks. "Of course it is!"
Syphon: Okay, I've never understood.
Hywel: "Okay, thank you."
Syphon: What does blinking signify?
Schyroton: awakens on the couch. He's been out since Monday.
Schyroton: ((blinking
Fanta: ((Wetting your eyes
Fanta: schyro's got a wonderful night ahead
Syphon: Ah
Schyroton: ((in all serious, disbelief
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's for a reaction when there wouldn't be one normally. or when they're thinking for like a second))
Syphon: Ahhh okay
Syphon: That makes sense
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Syphon: Because I've always read books and it's like '[character] blinks.' ...good for them?
Fanta: "I still have no idea what to dress up as."
Fanta: ((Oh, in rp, disbelief
Fanta: ((Yeah
Fanta: ((Or surprise
Hywel: "Well figure it out."
Fanta: "I could dress up as satan"
Schyroton: slowly pushes himself to a position where he's not halfway off the couch, and instead sitting on it. "......Hhhow many days has it bbbeen?"
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Gaster: "Um. I think you missed a day."
Hywel: "Or a cute goat demon."
Schyroton: Well, ththat's not ttttoo bad.
Fanta: "That works"
Gaster: "It isn't."
Schyroton: Ii mean, betttter than three weeks.
Hywel: "I can so be a cute goat demon."
Fanta: "Oh, I've got an idea"
Fanta: "There's this game I was playing, I'll be the demon girl from that"
Fanta: "You can be a prinny"
Hywel: "What game."
Hywel: "What no fuck yo.
: You*
Gaster: ((okay this is supposed to be a serving platter but i glanced at it and thought "vagina" http://prntscr.com/ct4mep
CryingEevee OOC: ((fetna))
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Syphon: Hi Laharl
Gaster: nods, sitting next to schyro.
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai 'harl))
Fanta: "Or the main character"
Schyroton: ((hi, im not dead
Fanta: "Or the main character"
CryingEevee OOC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwXnyutwGVs&list=PLqd91SEJ0Lpq9Q7rbfB35YorwKRq1dRlt&index=5
Fanta: ((I summoned laharl
Schyroton: ...Ddid anythththing immmmportant happen?
Gaster: "I don't think so."
Gaster: "... Wait."
Gaster: "The Flamesman children went through a growth spurt."
Schyroton: Oh, nnnice.
Mavis: So I got
Mavis: These dank posters
Mavis: From an anime club meeting
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url]?))
Mavis: And Flonne is now on my wall
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url]))
Syphon: Nice
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Mavis: ((Fucking
Mavis: ((YOu know when you come back
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Mavis: ((And remember all the stupid shit you did
Mavis: ((At 2 AM last night
Fellby: -He has an idea now.-
Schyroton: ((what did you do
Mavis: INHALE
Mavis: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/233701856080035840/235657158761381888/unknown.png
Fanta: ((You did
Fanta: ((Quite a lot of stupid shit
Schyroton: ((AHAHA
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh hey, that one doesn't have onion hair))
Schyroton: looks at Gaster. "Dddid that assssshole get whwhat was dessserved?"
Mavis: ((SO
Gaster: "Um. Which one?"
Mavis: ((MIYU GOT HER EYE GOUGED OUT
Mavis: ((BY SHOE
Mavis: ((WITH A SPOON
Schyroton: Ththe one whhho we were susupposed to defffend.
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CryingEevee OOC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSZitT2NMQE&list=PLqd91SEJ0Lpq9Q7rbfB35YorwKRq1dRlt&index=11
Fanta: ((You told me to
Gaster: ((OOOOOH BOOOY
Mavis: ((IT WAS 2 AM
Mavis: ((AND THEN
Gaster: ((SOMEONE'S TRYING TO SET UP MUFFET AND FELLBY
Mavis: ((SLAR AT MY INSISTENCE MADE MYIU "CUTE"
Mavis: ((BY MAKING HER A KAWAII AF SPRITE
Mavis: ((WITH CAT EARS
Mavis: ((AND A TAIl
Mavis: ((AND BECAUSE SLAR DOESN'T MAKE USELESS SPRITES
Mavis: ((MIYU GOT CUTE POTIONED
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Gaster: ((i forgot fellby was wearing the magical girl outfit
Fanta: ((If it was just the sprite it could have stayed as a sprite
Fanta: ((But
Fanta: ((I used my real art skills(tm)
Gaster: ((... darn it didn't go well
Fanta: ((Which were shitty but it took me an hour
Miyu: Protective
Miyu: Relationship
Miyu: Protective
Miyu: Relationship
Shoe: Protective Relationship
Hywel: "..."
Miyu: THAT REMINDS ME I GOTTA CHANGE HER COLOR TO PINK NOW
Gaster: "He. Um."
Gaster: "We haven't completed the trial."
Schyroton: Shshit.
CryingEevee OOC: ((SUPER))
CryingEevee OOC: ((HOT))
Fanta: "What happened?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((SUPER))
CryingEevee OOC: ((HOT))
Schyroton: Thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhat means... it meannns I have to gogo back donn't Ii.
Gaster: "...Unfortunately."
Mavis: ((Also, slar, last night
Schyroton: groans.
Mavis: http://prntscr.com/csrz5s
Syphon: I don't know who Straw is
Fanta: ((I remember that
Syphon: But wow
Fanta: ((I'll tell you what she's not
Hywel: "I finished moving out stuff."
Fanta: ((A death god whose entire gimmick and motivation is based upon him being unkillable
Mavis: ((Apparently straw fucking like
Mavis: ((Absorbed the soul of Demon Lord Xaraxos or some shit
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]"Life" [color=red]]][/color]
Schyroton: ((does straw... suck *rimshot*
Mavis: ((Straw is one of those RPers
CryingEevee OOC: ((is the average power level like, ridiculous over at /r/undertale?))
Mavis: ((That makes 'tier lists' of all the characters
Mavis: ((And puts their characters on top
Mavis: ((That's like if I made a list of the most powerful person in CaU and just slapped Miyu at the top with a bullshit excuse
Syphon: list of the most powerful person
Schyroton: ((shoe and editor would be top tier
CryingEevee OOC: ((who is the most powerful of cau? void? giygas? editor?))
Verum: Probably not the highest, but up there
Schyroton: ((giygas is also top tier
Nyarlathotep: -Probably high up there.-
The Editor: Shoe, Giygas, and this guy are top tier, although from what I know Shoe is veeeery precise in exactly how he's OP
CryingEevee OOC: ((giygas ate thousands of timelines. never forget. also he took a timeline to the face and barely reacted))
Schyroton: ((mettaton and schyro would be high tier in terms of sheer physical strength
Syphon: True
Nyarlathotep: -Your asses are lucky that he doesn't feel the need to fuck with the bar patrons.-
Literally Satan: Your asses are lucky he's chill
Fanta: ((Shoe's basically a decent midboss unless his gimmick is activated
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]If CaU had tiers, this would probably be the order they go in: God Tier - > Immortal Tier -> Theoretically Immortal Tier / Extremely Strong Tier -> Strong Tier -> Average Strength Tier -> Weak Tier -> Smazzy Tier [color=red]]][/color]
Nyarlathotep: -He finds you funny enough to not fuck with things.-
Syphon: And my characters are mostly strong/average
The Editor: God tier. Not gonna fucking lie, the Authors are the most overpowered fuckos just for the sake of being overpowered fuckos.
Syphon: Rip
CryingEevee OOC: ((did you ever flesh out the backstory of the authors, laharl?))
Schyroton: ((if fusions are taken into account: never forget the six way fuse
The Editor: I've been dropping that shit every now and then
The Editor: But most of it died out when Editor got ripped and then revived and them removed
Schyroton: ((metta and schyro are both in either extremely strong or strong
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Fusions would be accounted on the strength set, but a lot of them are already under at least theoretically immortal tier. [color=red]]][/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((...back in charat i was gonna do something that admitably seems stupid now and it involved the authors))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think))
CryingEevee OOC: ((charat was a long time ago))
The Editor: There is one man stronger than him and the gods.
The Editor: And that man's name is Ken M.
Schyroton: ((i mean mettaton and schyro are theoretically immortal so long as there is constant repair
Syphon: Ken M is Ken M Tier
Fanta: ((Ken m is the ss tier
CryingEevee OOC: ((ken m is mega rayquaza))
Syphon: Mega Primal Rayquaza
Fanta: ((Hey laharl, do you see schyro's conflict rn?
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]That's what I based it off of [color=red]]][/color]
Nyarlathotep: -Even his father, Azathoth, shudders at the name Ken M.-
Mavis: ((Conflict?
Schyroton: ((which one
Mavis: ((You mean the Daddy's-Got-A-Belt conflict?
Fanta: ((Yep
Fanta: ((Kek
Schyroton: ((ah that one
Mavis: ((Why the fuck wasn't it Jumper Cables
Fanta: ((Angel rooms?
Mavis: ((yes, angel rooms
Fanta: ((Sweet
Literally Satan: There's a weight on Schyro's shoulder. "You know what you should do?"
Syphon: Aw it should have been jumper cables
Literally Satan: "You should go find the guy, and rip him a new rectum."
Schyroton: freezes.
Schyroton: Nnnnnnno.
Literally Jesus: Another weight is on his other shoulder
Schyroton: Nononononono absoluuutely nononot.
Literally Jesus: "Don't do it, my son."
Schyroton: ...technically has four shoulders
Schyroton: ...Ststop touching mme, both of yoyou.
Gaster: "... Um."
Literally Jesus: he doesn't have his head up schyro's armpit so you know the one
Literally Satan: "I'm just chilling on your shoulder, but alright." He levitates just a bit above.
Literally Jesus: He does the same
Syphon: Oh, his mech was in the corner this whole time? Huh. And he wakes up inside the mech. "...Hey."
Schyroton: i mean the two lower are on his back so
Literally Satan: "But yeah dude, join the dark side."
Schyroton: ...Ththank you.
Literally Satan: "Vigilante justice."
Literally Satan: "Just take the belt, and choke him out with it behind the court house."
CryingEevee OOC: ((syphon has a mech?))
Literally Jesus: "No, you saw watchmen, vigilantes are horrible."
Schyroton: ...Satannn, Ii'm not gogoing to do thhat.
Schyroton: Ii'd punch hihim in thhe face, but that's jujust going to mmmake things oworse.
Literally Satan: "Shut the fuck up Jesus i'm sure Schyro here prefers sweet foods over your damn whole grain bread."
Schyroton: ...
Literally Satan: "You don't know how to make people happy.|"
Schyroton: Ththat's true but that hhhas nothing to do with ththings.
Maxwell: ((actually thinking about it, maxwell is pretty high on the power scale, at least immortal if nothing else because of his overpowered notebook))
Literally Jesus: "I can make his soul happy forever if he's not a total dweeb who does violence."
Schyroton: ((mettaton has the problem of thinking hes a tier higher than he actually is
Schyroton: ...
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Dimentio: ((also dimentio is probably pretty freakin high tier))
Schyroton: has killed people, and the majority of those were of his own volition
Literally Jesus: get saved brother
Literally Satan: "I don't care how many damn sins you wash away Jesus this is my turf and you know it."
Literally Jesus: i got ya back
Literally Jesus: "I'm taking over"
Literally Satan: "Fellby literally signed a contract and everything to let anyone with connections to him into the hell condo."
Schyroton: Ddon't tamper wiwith my soull. Either of yoyou.
CryingEevee OOC: ((speaking of tampering with souls))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((...actually, i'll do it later))
Literally Satan: "Jesus dude, why would I do that?"
Literally Satan: "Who do you think I am, Satan?"
Schyroton: Yyou ARE Satann!
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Gaster: "Isn't that who you are?"
Literally Satan: "...Good point."
Syphon: Oh yeah Laharl
Syphon: Do I get a pokeman
Literally Satan: "But still, I ain't touching your soul."
Mavis: Yes, you get a pokemon.
Mavis: It's a wooper.
Mavis: Go nuts.
Syphon: cool
Literally Jesus: "I'm gonna go get the crusades ready"
Schyroton: ((IT DEWT
Syphon: thanks
Literally Satan: "For fucks sake that meme is horrible."
Literally Satan: "Atleast use the dank ones we get in hell."
Literally Jesus: "Shut up, Saracen."
Literally Jesus: "I'm not kidding, I'm bringing 90 crusaders here to purify the shit out of you all."
Literally Satan: "I'm assembling the Hitler Squad."
Literally Jesus: "Get with the times or get left behind."
Gaster: ((DUDE
Gaster: ((THERE'S A NYARLAHOTEP YUGIOH CARD???
Syphon: Woah
Literally Jesus: "Oh, you have your hitler squad."
Gaster: (("outer entity nyarla"
Literally Jesus: "I'm getting the Ghandi Force."
Gaster: ((http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/b/ba/OuterEntityNyarla-EP14-JP-R.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20150124175814
Syphon: The ghandi force
Gaster: ((yeah that's fucking nyarlathotep dude
Schyroton: ...Yyou know whhhhat, do ththat on yyyour own time.
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, there's an archetype for lovecraft stuff))
Syphon: So, Wooper has no use in my team
Syphon: Rip
Shitler: ((i made this guy a shortcut. i don't know why.))
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Syphon: rip
Literally Jesus: He steps on a platform of spikes and gets teleported to an angel room
Mavis: SATAN SIGH
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Fanta: ((RIP
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Gaster: ((YOU DINGUS
CryingEevee OOC: ((what just happened))
Syphon: Hitler gets you autosilenced
Syphon: If it's in the name
Gaster: ((you can't use hilter in your names
Schyroton: ((you gotta do hit1er
Fanta: ((Gtg phone is about to be rip
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Schyroton: ((rip
CryingEevee OOC: ((well i wish it warned me))
Mavis: ((Use Shit1er
Syphon: Shitier
CryingEevee OOC: ((like "hey idiot, you can't do that."))
Schyroton: (( or maybe Нitler works? maybe?
Syphon: It doesn't
Syphon: I tried
Schyroton: (no with the non english letter
Syphon: oh
Syphon: idk
Syphon: probably yes
Schyroton: (( Η Н H those are greek, cyrillic, amd english, in that order
Syphon: They look the exact same, but alright
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm now trying to think of a legit name that just so happens to have hitler in it. because it's possible someone had a character with a legit name that happened to have the word hitler in it))
Syphon: I really doubt it
CryingEevee OOC: ((i doubt it too, but it's still possible))
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Gaster: ((brb, shoer
Syphon: Brb
CryingEevee OOC: ((shwoer))
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: ((yee haw
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Syphon: Back
: yee hi
Syphon: Hi Meme
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: ((Rip chat))
Syphon: Rip
: yee haw
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gR_jLi21etY]here, have this[/url]))
: clipboards?
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynKRJt4CDMY
Syphon: Η
CryingEevee OOC: ((well i just posted mine))
: yee haw
CryingEevee OOC: ((and so i ended up at animations featuring audio from john mulaney. nothing new here))
Gaster: ((back
Gaster: ((http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/b/ba/OuterEntityNyarla-EP14-JP-R.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20150124175814
: yee hi
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CryingEevee OOC: ((aaaand i really wish there was more of john mulaney's... performances? is that what you call them? well, what ever you call them, i wish there was more of them online i could listen to))
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Syphon: What if Zoroark is the last Pokemon in the team, what do they transform into
Syphon: With Illusion
Mavis: ((They don't.
Syphon: Alright ty
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Schyroton: ((back
: yee hi
Syphon: Wb
CryingEevee OOC: ((welcome back))
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Mavis: Anyways
Mavis: Time to do the BoI Challenges
CryingEevee OOC: ((did you already do demo man?))
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Syphon: Brb
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Gaster: ((holy shit wind
CryingEevee OOC: ((tfw getting bitchslapped by the barrel of a tank's cannon))
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Fanta: ((I got sum shit rn, gonna start in an hourish
Gaster: ((okay
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Mavis: ((I'm doing the solar system challenge
Mavis: ((And using a Trinity Shield
Mavis: ((As like my main weapon
Mavis: ((TO block while I fly them to death
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Gaster: ((fuck
Gaster: ((power flicker
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