Hywel: -He was never given the whole underground story.-

Literally Satan: He opens a hell boid, looking into the bar/

Literally Satan: "Anyone wanna help me make a mashup?"

: https://www.reddit.com/r/GiIvaSunner/comments/524ryb/here_are_the_bpms_for_frequently_used_songs_in/

Literally Satan: "We're mixing Rennai Circulation with every single song All Star has made."

Fellby: "Oh hell no, you're not introducing my kids to memes!"

Literally Satan: "Because the world needs entertainment."

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Cookie dough is pretty fucking good[/color]

Fanta: she slowly realizes hywel has no idea what an undertale is

Howdy: "Man, Ah had a whole big spiel saved up this time, too."

Fanta: "Hey Hywel can I give you the rundown on pretty much everything important where we are?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((so i just played a match where my team was defense and we all decided "let's all play as the salt powered robot, this can only go good!"))

Fellby: -Okay. Maybe he's exaggerating a little bit."

Fanta: takes him to the backroom and explains all of undertale

Hywel: "The cactus said that they were waiting for a monster to fall."

Barchar: (You know, I find it interesting that people usually consider determination the super duper special soul type)

Barchar: (and yet it's the only one that we've seenmore than one person have)

Florentin: "Mooom? Is it really true you almost died to memes?"

Muffet: "I mean. I don't remember it happening phsyically."

Mavis: ((To me it sounds like Justice was the most badass soul

Howdy: "Erry couple hunnerd years or so, a new monster drops on down from the surface!"

Mavis: ((Fucker got through the entire underground until MTT with an empty gun and a cowboy hat

: [color=yellow][Project Justice is OK with Laharl's opinion][/color]

Hywel: "Your timeline breaks the already slightly convoluted plot line Fanta explained to me."

: (( https://www.reddit.com/r/GiIvaSunner/comments/56wkhf/its/

Fellby: smiles, crossing his arms. "So that's that. Getting involved with memes will ruin your life."

Howdy: "Ah'm not answerin' yer freakin' personal questions."

Florentin: "You know you can do that in here, right?"

Hywel: "Are there any things you can do that you like?"

Howdy: "Ah've done a lotta shit! Can't really like most of it anymore."

Envy: "I wanna meet theeeem!" she flies in front of Ember

Envy: "But I wanna try noooow!" she slumps over Ember's shoulder, looking pitiful

Hywel: "Like, any plan to not be a cactus. I assume you weren't always a cactus."

Florentin: "Yeah, I bet your friends are really cool!"

Hywel: "You said you've done shit you can't do anymore."

Howdy: "Try doin' the same shit a hunnerd times and see how much you like it!"

Hywel: "...Well then it's less 'Can't' and more 'Don't wanna'"

Fellby: "... You know what, Ember? I'm heading out. Watch your siblings for me, okay?"

Hywel: "I made you feel like shit and I'm trying to make you feel not as shit."

Envy: "We're gonna meet her friends!" she said, smiling wide

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Yazan [Yazan].

Hywel: "That was Fellby, one of the surprising abundance of prostitutes that come here."

Ember: ends up in a treehouse in someone's backyard. "Huh... looks like my friends aren't here..."

Ember: checks her phone. "... Ah? They all got caught and were forced to go home?"

Howdy: "'Cause Ah KNOW there ain't no way Ah'm missin' the next monster."

Howdy: "'Cause it's freakin' INTERESTING, goat dude!"

Ember: "Well, uh... She's tall... kind of green... big tusks..."

Envy: "I don't know what it is for you to just call it 'the bar' but yes."

Envy: she also comes in. "What's up, bitches! I think that's the appropriate thing to say here?"

Barchar: "You're looking very not-like-a-baby today."

Barchar: "...Okay, I'm gonna needyou to not come near me right now."

Envy: she flops on the other side of the couch as Barchar, her freckles glowing gently

Florentin: "Oh, okay." He runs over to the bar. "He look, Envy, it's another dad! He's orange!"

Endling Asriel: -He looks around, to different people. But multiple times to Bearcrab.-

Grillby: -He gives a gentle flickerof acknowledgement.-

Envy: she moves over, putting her hand above his head. "Not as hot either."

Endling Asriel: -He doesn't like the idea of a bunch demons in here, despite them being mostly children. So he's a bit on edge.-

Miyu: [People are overly fascinated with the names my Neice gives them]

Miyu: [And nobody is letting me live mine down, help.]

NToriel: dunno, but she's back to having her eyes wide open, not moving at all

Endling Asriel: -He looks back at her, and jumps a little.-

NToriel: by the way, her voice sounds very on edge at all times

Florentin: -He watches, interested. His tail swishes.-

Endling Asriel: -He gets up, and just starts to slowly walk to the room.-

Endling Asriel: -He can be stopped, by anyone, really.-

Ember: ((this fucking anime i swear http://prntscr.com/csqp36

Florentin: -He clears his throat. "I gotta pee!" he announces as he heads to the bathroom.-

Envy: "What would ever give you that idea?" she said, resting her cheek in her hand

Female Asriel: She's inside, on the bed, foiled again

Endling Asriel: "That's my uh... I guess brother now."

Florentin: -Soon, he wanders out - but he looks like an Asriel? Right down to the floof. The only noticable difference is that his horns are on the side of his head and point down.-

Endling Asriel: "...I'm gonna take my chances with the demons."

Endling Asriel: -He wanted NToriel and Fant to not be in a conflict.-

Endling Asriel: "See, look? It's another me, Toriel."

Endling Asriel: -He does, but the gote mom wouldn't know that she was an Asriel, right?-

Florentin: "What's the matter, mom? Don't you recognize me?"

NToriel: but she doesn't care about anyone other than ea

Florentin: -He dispels the illusion. "Aaah, it's not worth it..."

Endling Asriel: -Spoiky demon shit ain't his liking.-

Endling Asriel: -To close to Halloween for this shiet.-

Endling Asriel: -HE'S ONLY TEN DAMNIT HE PROBABLY SLEEPS WITH A NIGHT LIGHT.-

Endling Asriel: -So he starts to very slowly back up.-

Endling Asriel: -God he is like the idiot that thinks shit can't see you if you move slowly.-

Envy: "Uhhh...A DINO-no. No, that's a bad idea. Uhm..."

Florentin: -His flames turn dark purple, and he seems to shoot up in size. He's a near-perfect replica of Fellby, except for the horns and tail.-

Barchar: (Because Archer is still totally fine with his fake firlfriend and Fellby and Muffet aren't getting along)

Ember: ((fellby's relationship with his wife IMPROVED

Barchar: (Oh, Archer has a problem. Maybe he wants to break up.)

Barchar: (Well, I'm gonna start saving whenever muffet or fellby have an orange problem)

Endling Asriel: -He actually decides he's being ridiculous. They are just like, teenagers, what are they gonna do.-

Endling Asriel: -And just takes a seat on the couch.-

Florentin: -he's not in the business of fucking people up yet.-

Barchar: (The good aprt about having 9 tf2 charactersis that i can give them really fucking weird hats and it's fine)

Barchar: (HOW THE FUCK DID YOU JUST GET IN A FIGHT ENGIE)

Barchar: (OH FUCK BC WANTS TO SET ENGIE UP WITH CHELL)

Mavis: ((Hippo bat is shaking tail at shocked big-titted owner

Barchar: (damn you and your gambling addiction blonde)

Ember: ((his space room makes his dreams... very intereesting

Ember: ((guys look it's human!undyne: http://prntscr.com/csr129

Mavis: ((Just found an oppurtunity to get people into ZS

Barchar: (But I don't really have any good characters)

Ember: ((yeah, i don't have any characters i think would fit in

Endling Asriel: "Yeah, before. You said something happened."

Ember: ((I mean... I guess Amy? But they'd probably cause her to die...

Barchar: (The one which you still haven't introduced?)

Frisk: ((Laharl if I make my profile pic a kawaii anime girl would the chances of Tangy letting me in increase

Mavis: ((Disgaea angels are kawaii, anime, and some of them are girls

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]WHY THE FUCK IS PAPYRUS X FRISK PORN IN MY DOWNLOADS[/color]

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]I DID NOT DOWNLOAD THAT[/color]

Mavis: I really like the way this person draws Flonne http://img07.deviantart.net/4c39/i/2010/043/c/3/laharl_x_flonne___falling_by_dncarolyn.jpg

Ember: ((crying anime girl for your profile pic needs

Mavis: But fucking murder you if you listen to them on repeat?

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Hopefully this goes well[/color]

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]What the fuck is Tangy's username[/color]

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Alright, found the bitch[/color]

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Just sent the first message[/color]

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]NOW LET'S PLAY THE WAITING GAME[/color]

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Oh right then and there they responded[/color]

Mavis: Avoid The Tabletop like the plague unless you're desperate to interact with Tangy's characters

Mavis: Alt_Tabletop is me and Ofna and all the cool kids

Mavis: Memo is some wierd room where everyne is on a messenger

Mavis: If you're an oldier or you're capable of lying through your teeth

Mavis: Ask for the VILE roll to get access to the boden room and shit

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Boi I've been in multiple boden rooms[/color]

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]I've seen a lot of Asriel porn.[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((the halloween brawl is just the best thing))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i know it's MvM-ish and that's why it's amazing))

CryingEevee OOC: ((also the fact that they recorded a bunch of new voice lines, like ana's stuff being alchemical))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i do hope this brawl is either a permanent thing, or comes back sometime))

CryingEevee OOC: ((like, maybe not halloween themed, but the gameplay))

: ((Yeah, it's cool that Reinhardt is telling a spooky story))

CryingEevee OOC: ((huh. i never noticed it was reinhardt))

: ((also, they secretly added a bunch of new voice line for the characters))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i thought it was a movie since there's posters for it in the hollywood level and since you get stars))

: ((Like the B. Va skin now says something about Buzzing when you get a new mech))

CryingEevee OOC: ((what? in the brawl? i WILLINGLY play ana))

Ember: gets a plate of chili-cheese fries to share with her siblings.

Ember: ((and for a second I read ce's last message as "i like anal"

: ((High nooned 6 zomnics then proceeded to miss an entire clip after))

CryingEevee OOC: ((so, in other news, how about that sombra leak?))

Barchar: (I fucking love rein in junkenstein's revenge)

NToriel: "I don't need to go back there, you're being silly."

Barchar: (The amount of effort that went into that brawl is wonderful)

CryingEevee OOC: ((that's why i don't want it to go away. so much effort is in it and it's so good))

Florentin: -He happily enjoys those fries. "Man, this is so much better than that weird squash dad was feeding us!"

NToriel: "Of course you are, dear. You know that. You've come back to me, just like I knew you would."

Envy: "I have fangs. You're made of fire. What, is he worried about us not being able to chew?"

Florentin: "Those yogurt-coated cheerios were good, though."

Florentin: "And at least the hell food posed a challenge."

Envy: "...Hm...You know, grampa said that we might not be like mom and dad. Do you think we will?"

Endling Asriel: "I think he died and you can't accept it. I'm not him, okay?"

Envy: "But, he does have sex for a living! So it's like...her, but without the demon stuff!"

Endling Asriel: "I can still help and comfort you, okay?"

Ember: ((THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE http://prntscr.com/csrgkg

Barchar: she smacks NToriel. "You're a delusional bitch."

Florentin: "It'd be weird not to be like mom and dad, right?"

Envy: "I mean, really, what else could we be? I can't think of anything else."

NToriel: "Do not use that kind of language around my child."

Florentin: "It'd suck if we had to leave them behind..."

NToriel: she scoffs at barcrab and takes EA to the other side of the couch

Florentin: "Jager's already moving out, and that sucks on it's own."

NToriel: is quite stronk, but he can with enough effort

Endling Asriel: -He is technically a Hypergod to be fair.

NToriel: if he used that hypergod hyperpower she'd have both arms broken

Endling Asriel: -Who said he would try to break her arms.-

Endling Asriel: -And goes to Barcrab for now. For one: saftey, two: to prove a point.-

Florentin: "Barchar isn't bad, I've known her since I was born!"

NToriel: "Very well, so long as she isn't hurting you."

Barchar: "God fucking dammit can you not have a mind-breaking realization already?"

NToriel: tones the smile down a bit, but she's still smiling, and hasn't blinked yet

Barchar: (I'm getting increasingly pissed lately that shiftylook just got fucking shut down)

Endling Asriel: "That doesn't... look, it's too late. Do you need me to go point out his corpse to show you I'm not your son?"

Barchar: "If something was fast enough to hurt him while you blinked, he'd be fucking dead anyway."

Ember: "This isn't like that creepy SCP thing Dad told me about."

Endling Asriel: "I know it's hard, but you need to reach acceptance."

Endling Asriel: "It starts with Denial. You're stuck in Denial."

NToriel: her eyes are a bit more than bloodshot, they're dark fucking red

Endling Asriel: "I'm afraid of what anger will be like..."

Mavis: ((WHy are you trying to pair up Muffet and Fellby

Barchar: (And I think i added the spy after they hooked up)

: ((YES PROSTITUTE AU GRILLBY AND PROSITUTE MUFFET IS VERY CANON))

Barchar: (I mean, I'm absolutely positive I was joking with that as well)

Barchar: (Yeah he's french but he'd probably be a terrible romantic partner)

NToriel: since the rest of the au never got finished, imma alter shit

NToriel: she heads to the flowerbed, where she kneels down

Endling Asriel: "He's right there toriel, I'm sorry, but you need to stop blinding yourself from the truth just because it makes you feel better, okay? It's going to just hurt you in the end, so please, for his sake, just realize..."

Scout: You SUCK! You suck on ice! It's why I get all the chicks, uhuh.

Fellby: -He wakes up, feeling refreshed. Then realizes it's late in the evening.-

: ((Surprised Fellby doesn't sleep into mornings, actually))

: ((Seems like he has a job that takes place mostly at nice))

Endling Asriel: -He doesn't stop her, but he doesn't hug back yet.-

Barchar: (Fellby's sleep schedule is best described like this:)

Endling Asriel: -He's ready to pry his way out if she doesn't.-

NToriel: only hugs him tighter, she's still got that permasmile, sniffling some

Endling Asriel: -He starts to pry her arms off from being around him.-

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Miyu: Look, they're making! [I]rubs her middle fingers together[/I][/color]

NToriel: is putting all her strength into this hug, just full on crying now

Endling Asriel: -He's trying to get his way out still.-

Endling Asriel: -He trips back onto his butt, from the sudden release. He was pulling away pretty hard.-

Endling Asriel: -He gets up, and goes to put a hand on their shoulder.-

NToriel: you should, she's not stopping any time soon

Endling Asriel: -He goes to leave, not taking his time.-

Endling Asriel: -He enters bar, and slams door shut.-

Endling Asriel: "No, but she's screaming and won't stop..."

Endling Asriel: -He nods to the horned and tailed shape-shifting demon.-

Endling Asriel: -Not his favorite combination of adjectives.-

Endling Asriel: -He took it as shape-shifting. And the fire doesn't help, probably. Although fire isn't a big deal to him.-

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]We're teaching ZS about Watsky[/color]

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]'whiter than Macklemore'[/color]

Endling Asriel: -He doesn't know what about this is so unceasing but it is.-

Endling Asriel: -So he just keeps as much distance is as socially acceptable, and goes to the couch.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((i just got the reaper halloween skin. i am happy))

Barchar: CE this is u https://giant.gfycat.com/DelayedMiserableFurseal.gif

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't have that play of the game animation yet. but i want it))

Mavis: http://prntscr.com/csrz5shttp://prntscr.com/csrz5shttp://prntscr.com/csrz5s

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Laharl is Discord loading correctly for you[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm actually a dva main, but she doesn't have a spoopy skin))

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, i also got the halloween reaper player icon in the same crate. so i really will be the pumpkin king))

: ((Also do you think they're gonna have a Christmas/Holiday Event?))

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Restarted mine and all it says is "connecting"[/color]

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Could just be doing something stupid[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((i want reaper but very angry that he's festive))

: ((I want reaper, exactly the same, but wearing a festive hat))

CryingEevee OOC: ((also i wanted at least one character that isn't reaper to have a reaper costume))

: ((And the main changes are that all this voice lines are just him complaining that he has to wear the hat))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i was a little dissappoint but it's mostly all good))

: ((Also. Fucking. No psychopath Mei for Halloween.))

Barchar: (I was saying mei should have had the reaper skin)

CryingEevee OOC: ((you know what i want? voice packs instead of just voice lines))

: ((Also, can't wait till they add the random voice line option, random Emote option.))

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Is Discord being fucked rn for you Laharl[/color]

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]It just says 'connecting' even when I restart[/color]

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]And doesn't do jack shit[/color]

: ((I want to purchase digital boxes with my real life currency to get a set of pixels that resemble something that looks good))

: ((If DC comics was nice I'd want a Joker Junkrat skin))

Barchar: That's-what do you think the jester skin is supposed to be about

: ((It ruins Junkrat's aesthetic of having poorly engineered shit that he made from scrap))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i feel with halloween costumes anything can go, really))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i can't think of any pumpkin based songs to listen to while i'm the pumpkin king except for [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGAvaUZOqXc]pumpkin hill[/url]))

Barchar: (the entire discography of Smashing pumpkins)

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]i am the pumpkin king. i don't want to listen to music by those who would smash my pumpkins[/s]))

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]'"SHOE YOU MEME-LOVING FUCK!" She falls off the couch.'[/color]

Howdy: "So, doll, what's up with yer lil' human friend over there? She dont seem much for conversation, which ain't like most humans ah know." she whispers.

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]MIYU'S EYE IS GETTING RIPPED OUT BY SHOE[/color]

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Frisk just removed Miyu's eye[/color]

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]It was hanging from a few nerves[/color]

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]And attempted to rip it out[/color]

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Ripping the eye out further[/color]

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]Then Frisk had to step in[/color]

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]And motherfucking bandage the wound[/color]

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]After Frisk mentioned about self tying shoes[/color]

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]She looks to Shoe, smirking[/color]

Fanta: https://images-1.discordapp.net/.eJwFwdENhSAMAMBdGIBSoUTdhiBBo7YEavwwb_d395mnX2Y1u2obK8B2jCx9s0Olp1psFalXSe0YNssNSTXl_S6sA3DxgcjHKZDzCzpyMHmKFGbEgORmchTh4ZPlZdu4mt8fBQsiyg.OW1GZg599QkX1k7I7yWpZbMm_Xs

: Sailor Laharl, Guardian of CaU's connection timed out.

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Barchar: (I now have mccree, tracer and D.va in my tomodachi)

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Chime: ((You know the six degrees of kevin bacon thing right

Fanta: ((I was gonna do barchar being technically basriel2

Barchar: (Yeah, if we go off of Barchar's connection with basriel then it'd make it a 6 i think)

Chime: ((Grillby has banged gaster, mettaton, and pmSans

Fanta: ((And then if we use the same connection, 4 for metta

Chime: ((Jager had that threesome with fanta when he was genderbent

Fanta: ((Has anyone aside from ad ever fucked the sun

Cass/Blonde: (She banged fellby, which also makes her a 5)

Barchar: (What counts as connection, here? Only sex? Or just relationships?)

: ((Personally thought you were talking about AD wanking a ghost off))

Barchar: (You know, unlike the actual six degrees of kevin bacon, AD actually has an AD number of infinity)

Barchar: (However it's still an AD number of 1 instead of 0)

Barchar: (Anyway, so, I gess Barchar technically has an AD number of 1)

Barchar: (It does lower the numbers of a fair amount of other Asriels, but otherwise it only affects three people)

Barchar: (I dunno, who's she fucked other than Nancy)

Fanta: ((I am not sure frisk has fucked anyone but nance

Fanta: ((Nance and frisk were implied to have fucked chara

Barchar: (I think it's safe to say that Frisk just has an infite AD number)

Fanta: ((And sfrisk had previously touched ad's pink acorn

Barchar: (I'm almost positive current Btale would be an infinite AD number)

Barchar: (Can Ad numbers be transmitted through non-sexual familial relations, actuallly?)

Barchar: (Because if so she has a...4, I believe. Btale > Smazzy > whatever connected smazzy to AD > AD)

Fanta: ((Fuck not neccesarily being penetration, but some sexual action

Chime: ((huh i considered actual banging to be a "fuck"

Barchar: (Then I don't think that Btale gets a number, sadly)

Barchar: (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/doctors-significantly-better-than-google-according-to-new-research_us_57fe4d59e4b05eff55809fd9 the title of this is amazing)

Barchar: (Bitch ur gonna be salty either wya let us have our fun)

: ((No but having it be 3-Boden or below makes it too easy))

Chime: ((basically, make it something you'd have to pay a prostitute for

: ((well, a lap dance in suggestive clothing isn't that big a deal))

Chime: ((okay, anything that you'd put in the boden room

Fanta: ((And let's count out 7boden if we're using the scale

Chime: (((alright let's see if i remember how to use acess)

Barchar: (Junko whateverherlastnamewas the fish has a 1)

Fanta: ((Who all was in the fight with the dick monster in rev

Barchar: (the fuck do you mean 'how to connect one of laharl's chars')

Barchar: (This also means that a penguin has an AD number)

Fanta: ((Just because it's a penis monster doesn't mean it's not connected

Fanta: ((Miyu, schyro, balrog, and i don't remember the other

Barchar: (Hey Chime, is France an option with the travel ticket)

Barchar: (I know it is, I just wanna see if I get lucky when I give it to muffet)

Fanta: ((I had them perform loving actions on it to get it off

Barchar: (She's the one who set the rules for what they did to the dick monster.)

Barchar: (And I think you're being dumb and sutbborn)

Barchar: (Just because this is dumb doesn't mean you can't also be dumb about it)

: ((Maybe I'm just getting salty, kinda frustrated atm, that's the whole reason I'm playing little inferno))

Chime: ((... man the marriage part of my island looks super awkward now

Hywel: "We can probably pack our things and move out at this point."

Colton: neither has he. IF he did he wouldn't be cockblocking

Fanta: is going to keep hinting until he finally realizes

Fanta: she gets up, and starts packing the things that are on the floor, bending over to do so, and taking her sweet ass time

Hywel: -Well, he starts helping with the packing, doing it more efficiently.-

Hywel: -He'd say Fanta was going a bit slow but that would be rude and he really doesn't mind.-

Fanta: she makes lots of soft noises while picking up the heavier stuff

Hywel: "Fanta, I'm really hoping that you aren't struggling to pick that stuff up."

Hywel: "Else I'm gonna have to buy work out equipment."

Hywel: "Actually this is an excuse to have a home gym, so."

Hywel: "It would give you an excuse to wear Yoga pants and a sports bra."

Fanta: she is in a skirt, so Hywel could get a nice view when she picks things up

Fellby: ((i've just realized he doesn't even know muffet in tomodachi life

Hywel: "Fanta, if were gonna do something right now it's gonna have to be like, quick."

Hywel: "I'm okay with quickly having sex right now, but it would have to be quick."

Hywel: "Cause I also have to talk to the guy selling the house, when we start moving in."

Hywel: "Also I'm worried that Wallace might swoop in and then I'll figuratively die."

Hywel: "Because I don't want anyone who lives near us to think we're weird."

Hywel: "As long as you're not like wielding our Colton."

Fanta: "It's the only white one, and also what is wrong with you"

Fanta: does so as well, eating the popsicle as slurpily as possible

Hywel: -Note, he still doesn't drink alcohol, so all the drinks he drinks are virgin.-

Hywel: "You do realize you're not even eating most of that popsicle right. It's all over you."

: ((I wonder if it's as audible as the AUDIO BOOKS FROM AUDIBLE.COM))

: ((AUDIBLE HAS A COLLECTION OF OVER FORTY BILLION AUDIO BOOKS))

Hywel: "Uh, yeah, cause you weren't spreading a popsicle all over yourself."

Fanta: "How is this not working, this is sexy as fuck"

Barchar: (Hywel, who the fuck are you to NOT get turned on by somebody licking a phallic object that gets white liquid all over them)

Hywel: "Plus, I'm not even touching you at all, and you're mostly dressed."

Fanta: "I have white liquid dripping out of my mouth while licking a long object"

Howdy: she is keeping the fuck out of the way of Fellby

Hywel: -Okay it's probably obvious at this point he's messing with them.-

Fanta: and puts them all in her mouth at once to spite him

Hywel: "You would look even more like a vampi- Jesus Christ."

Hywel: "By the way what are we going to be for Halloween."

Hywel: "Where are we gonna take the kids trick or treating."

Hywel: -"Take the kids" is his excuse for wanting to go trick or treating.-

Fanta: makes the sounds she would make having 10 popsicles in her mouth

Fanta: having a snout helps but it's still a lot of popsicles

Colton: hah, dumb person with regular-ass vocal chords

Colton: not being able to talk with shit in your mouth

Hywel: "I dunno, you should pick something then I can match with you, it'll be cute."

Hywel: "We should ask the kids what they want to be too."

Hywel: -At this point he has the large safe, and it's rolling it out to the anydoor. Therefore, he opens the door, to the main room."

Hywel: "Hey, Colton, what do you want to be for Halloween."

Hywel: "It would be appreciated, but you don't have to."

Colton: "A whores. I mean, we know they're terrifying."

Hywel: "Were moving into a new house, feel free to visit at some point, today, even, if you want."

Fellby: "Mh. I might stop by with a housewarming present."

Hywel: "Did you just say you wanted to dress up as a Whores."

Hywel: "Unfortunately that's not very age appropriate."

[NOT]Relic: i think you're forgetting something bread

: ((Cause I missed like a week of CaU not to long ago))

Barchar: (It's just that the term for horse is also whores)

Hywel: "Well, with all the stuff that's happened with them."

Hywel: "Fellby, wear a suit and a ski mask, buy a revover and butterfly knife, if you don't have those, and then speak in a French accent."

Hywel: "Tada, your wife would totally find it hot too."

: ((I fucking hope the Hollywood Reskin is a permanent map))

Barchar: (What's different about it other than looking neat and halloween-y?)

Hywel: -It's just the way he worded it. It's meant as "is perfect"-

Hywel: "Well you do your thing I was just making a suggestion."

Hywel: "Meanwhile I have no goddamn clue what I'm gonna wear."

Frisk: ((Fellby: I want to savor each and every last inch of you

Frisk: [color=#ffffff]So I'm really fucking tired of mosquitos[/color]

Hywel: "Is there a place where I can take my kids Trick-or-Treating?"

Hywel: "I think we should have everyone here who has kids take me all out to trick or treat together."

Fellby: "I know I'm probably going to take my kids trick or treating in gaston."

Barchar: "I'm just gonna not bring Doven. Unless Jager really wants to."

Hywel: "So, is Gaston just where we're all gonna head for Halloween?"

Hywel: "Is there a problem in doing that? I should probably ask Gaster before, anyways."

Hywel: "Howdy would you change color if I put dye in your water."

Howdy: "Halloween is dumb. Ah just wanna. Put 'at out there."

Hywel: "Some cacti can. Cause' you have leaves, just small ones."

Howdy: "Ah'm gonna just not say anything because Ah'm intimidated by this."

: ((I'm okay though. Fell on my Elbow and managed to cut my foot. That's all that happened ho))

Howdy: "'Cause we can start fights with monsters. 'And then yer kinda fucked fer the most part."

Hywel: "Thing is, he's made of fire, and I have a safe literally right next to me full of weapons."

Hywel: "So if you tried to hurt one of us because we wanted to decorate your pot, that would be a bad idea, most likely."

Howdy: "Are you actually threatening me physical harm over this? Ah mean Ah figured yall'd just run or somethin' and that'd be that."

Hywel: "I just wanted to put a little tombstone in the soil."

Howdy: she feels like that's a little on the nose, but.

Hywel: "Also, I could totally make your little pot area like a graveyard, and put a small fog machine near you."

Fellby: ((muffet is hanging out with fellby's ex wife

Fellby: ((... now i'm hcing that muffet killed jontron

Barchar: (Plot twist, Jontron was Napstaton this entire time)

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Now I'm here [color=red]]][/color]

Fellby: ((he whispered a meme to her and she was like, "THAT'S IT"

Hywel: "Oh, well you could try the Anydoor if you haven't."

Hywel: "It leads you to alternate dimensions, you probably came from one."

Hywel: "Dunno how we would find yours unless it's in the history."

Hywel: "Alright, I'm al done. I'm really glad the house was fully furnished."

Fellby: "Nah, it's fine. I'll just think of something else."

CryingEevee OOC: ((have you ever found something amazing, forgot about it, and then found it again))

Syphon: I can't really think of some examples ironically enough

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/900/228/80f.jpg]here's an example of something[/url]))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i need to show it to everyone when they come on))

CryingEevee OOC: ((well, it did end with a joke. just not gary))

Syphon: Yee but it felt less jokey than I expected it too

Syphon: Like, it was a joke, it just wasn't funny, but not in a bad way

CryingEevee OOC: ((eh, i thought it was funny because of how unexpected it was))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, if you didn't get the reference you lose some of the humor))

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, so it was a guard from oblivion, and if you so much as steal an apple they'll get on you about it, and if you resist arrest they'll kill you))

Fellby: thinks about what to get Fanta and Hywel as a housewarming gift.

Fanta: ((If chime is kewl with it, imma do turnabout tonight

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Schyroton [Schyroton].

Fanta: ((https://images-1.discordapp.net/.eJwFwdENhSAMAMBdGIBSoUTdhiBBo7YEavwwb_d395mnX2Y1u2obK8B2jCx9s0Olp1psFalXSe0YNssNSTXl_S6sA3DxgcjHKZDzCzpyMHmKFGbEgORmchTh4ZPlZdu4mt8fBQsiyg.OW1GZg599QkX1k7I7yWpZbMm_Xs

Hywel: "Question, is it alright if we bring out kds to the Gaston timeline for Halloween to Trick-or-Treat?"

Schyroton: awakens on the couch. He's been out since Monday.

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's for a reaction when there wouldn't be one normally. or when they're thinking for like a second))

Syphon: Because I've always read books and it's like '[character] blinks.' ...good for them?

Schyroton: slowly pushes himself to a position where he's not halfway off the couch, and instead sitting on it. "......Hhhow many days has it bbbeen?"

Fanta: "There's this game I was playing, I'll be the demon girl from that"

Gaster: ((okay this is supposed to be a serving platter but i glanced at it and thought "vagina" http://prntscr.com/ct4mep

: Sailor Laharl, Guardian of CaU [Mavis] joined chat.

CryingEevee OOC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwXnyutwGVs&list=PLqd91SEJ0Lpq9Q7rbfB35YorwKRq1dRlt&index=5

Gaster: "The Flamesman children went through a growth spurt."

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url]?))

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url]))

Mavis: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/233701856080035840/235657158761381888/unknown.png

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh hey, that one doesn't have onion hair))

Schyroton: looks at Gaster. "Dddid that assssshole get whwhat was dessserved?"

Schyroton: Ththe one whhho we were susupposed to defffend.

CryingEevee OOC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSZitT2NMQE&list=PLqd91SEJ0Lpq9Q7rbfB35YorwKRq1dRlt&index=11

Gaster: ((SOMEONE'S TRYING TO SET UP MUFFET AND FELLBY

Mavis: ((AND BECAUSE SLAR DOESN'T MAKE USELESS SPRITES

Gaster: ((i forgot fellby was wearing the magical girl outfit

Fanta: ((If it was just the sprite it could have stayed as a sprite

Miyu: THAT REMINDS ME I GOTTA CHANGE HER COLOR TO PINK NOW

Schyroton: Thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhat means... it meannns I have to gogo back donn't Ii.

Fanta: ((A death god whose entire gimmick and motivation is based upon him being unkillable

Mavis: ((Absorbed the soul of Demon Lord Xaraxos or some shit

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]"Life" [color=red]]][/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((is the average power level like, ridiculous over at /r/undertale?))

Mavis: ((That makes 'tier lists' of all the characters

Mavis: ((That's like if I made a list of the most powerful person in CaU and just slapped Miyu at the top with a bullshit excuse

CryingEevee OOC: ((who is the most powerful of cau? void? giygas? editor?))

The Editor: Shoe, Giygas, and this guy are top tier, although from what I know Shoe is veeeery precise in exactly how he's OP

CryingEevee OOC: ((giygas ate thousands of timelines. never forget. also he took a timeline to the face and barely reacted))

Schyroton: ((mettaton and schyro would be high tier in terms of sheer physical strength

Nyarlathotep: -Your asses are lucky that he doesn't feel the need to fuck with the bar patrons.-

Fanta: ((Shoe's basically a decent midboss unless his gimmick is activated

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]If CaU had tiers, this would probably be the order they go in: God Tier - > Immortal Tier -> Theoretically Immortal Tier / Extremely Strong Tier -> Strong Tier -> Average Strength Tier -> Weak Tier -> Smazzy Tier [color=red]]][/color]

Nyarlathotep: -He finds you funny enough to not fuck with things.-

The Editor: God tier. Not gonna fucking lie, the Authors are the most overpowered fuckos just for the sake of being overpowered fuckos.

CryingEevee OOC: ((did you ever flesh out the backstory of the authors, laharl?))

Schyroton: ((if fusions are taken into account: never forget the six way fuse

The Editor: I've been dropping that shit every now and then

The Editor: But most of it died out when Editor got ripped and then revived and them removed

Schyroton: ((metta and schyro are both in either extremely strong or strong

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Fusions would be accounted on the strength set, but a lot of them are already under at least theoretically immortal tier. [color=red]]][/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((...back in charat i was gonna do something that admitably seems stupid now and it involved the authors))

The Editor: There is one man stronger than him and the gods.

Schyroton: ((i mean mettaton and schyro are theoretically immortal so long as there is constant repair

Fanta: ((Hey laharl, do you see schyro's conflict rn?

DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]That's what I based it off of [color=red]]][/color]

Nyarlathotep: -Even his father, Azathoth, shudders at the name Ken M.-

Literally Satan: There's a weight on Schyro's shoulder. "You know what you should do?"

Literally Satan: "You should go find the guy, and rip him a new rectum."

Literally Jesus: Another weight is on his other shoulder

Literally Jesus: he doesn't have his head up schyro's armpit so you know the one

Literally Satan: "I'm just chilling on your shoulder, but alright." He levitates just a bit above.

Syphon: Oh, his mech was in the corner this whole time? Huh. And he wakes up inside the mech. "...Hey."

Literally Satan: "But yeah dude, join the dark side."

Literally Satan: "Just take the belt, and choke him out with it behind the court house."

Literally Jesus: "No, you saw watchmen, vigilantes are horrible."

Schyroton: Ii'd punch hihim in thhe face, but that's jujust going to mmmake things oworse.

Literally Satan: "Shut the fuck up Jesus i'm sure Schyro here prefers sweet foods over your damn whole grain bread."

Literally Satan: "You don't know how to make people happy.|"

Schyroton: Ththat's true but that hhhas nothing to do with ththings.

Maxwell: ((actually thinking about it, maxwell is pretty high on the power scale, at least immortal if nothing else because of his overpowered notebook))

Literally Jesus: "I can make his soul happy forever if he's not a total dweeb who does violence."

Schyroton: ((mettaton has the problem of thinking hes a tier higher than he actually is

Dimentio: ((also dimentio is probably pretty freakin high tier))

Schyroton: has killed people, and the majority of those were of his own volition

Literally Satan: "I don't care how many damn sins you wash away Jesus this is my turf and you know it."

Literally Satan: "Fellby literally signed a contract and everything to let anyone with connections to him into the hell condo."

Schyroton: Ddon't tamper wiwith my soull. Either of yoyou.

CryingEevee OOC: ((speaking of tampering with souls))

Literally Satan: "But still, I ain't touching your soul."

Literally Jesus: "I'm gonna go get the crusades ready"

Literally Satan: "For fucks sake that meme is horrible."

Literally Satan: "Atleast use the dank ones we get in hell."

Literally Jesus: "I'm not kidding, I'm bringing 90 crusaders here to purify the shit out of you all."

Literally Jesus: "Get with the times or get left behind."

Gaster: ((http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/b/ba/OuterEntityNyarla-EP14-JP-R.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20150124175814

Schyroton: ...Yyou know whhhhat, do ththat on yyyour own time.

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, there's an archetype for lovecraft stuff))

Shitler: ((i made this guy a shortcut. i don't know why.))

♋: Spam has been detected and silenced. Please come [url=http://help.msparp.com/]here[/url] or ask a chat moderator to unsilence you if this was an accident.

Literally Jesus: He steps on a platform of spikes and gets teleported to an angel room

: Syphon [Syphon] unsilenced CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC].

CryingEevee OOC: ((like "hey idiot, you can't do that."))

Schyroton: (( Η Н H those are greek, cyrillic, amd english, in that order

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm now trying to think of a legit name that just so happens to have hitler in it. because it's possible someone had a character with a legit name that happened to have the word hitler in it))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i doubt it too, but it's still possible))

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gR_jLi21etY]here, have this[/url]))

CryingEevee OOC: ((and so i ended up at animations featuring audio from john mulaney. nothing new here))

Gaster: ((http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/b/ba/OuterEntityNyarla-EP14-JP-R.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300?cb=20150124175814

CryingEevee OOC: ((aaaand i really wish there was more of john mulaney's... performances? is that what you call them? well, what ever you call them, i wish there was more of them online i could listen to))

Syphon: What if Zoroark is the last Pokemon in the team, what do they transform into

CryingEevee OOC: ((tfw getting bitchslapped by the barrel of a tank's cannon))

Fanta: ((I got sum shit rn, gonna start in an hourish