Lily: [color=#daffdb]Apparently the xylophone is bugged[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]So when I load the project it can't load the xylophone and it just fucks everything[/color]

Fanta: Sheit

Lily: [color=#daffdb]God dammit[/color]

: whylophone

Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's maybe fixable though, since it's the instrument and not the project[/color]

Fellby: "WHAT THE FFFfffu oh whocaresthey'regonnaswearanyway"

Schyroton: ((o shit

Azazel: -from behind the horse with a horse mask, he gives out a bored 'ba'-

: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Azazel [Azazel].

Fellby: "Oh hey."

Azazel: waves to Fellby.

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Florentin: -He looks at Azazel, and points. "Ba."-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Nevermind can't fix it[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Fuck[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Brb anyway[/color]

Fellby: "You know, he could be saying his first word. But no. He makes goat noises."

: cya

Horse: "So now we know who the dad is"

Azazel: "Didn't you two get married like a month ago?"

: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.

Fellby: "... Yeah."

Azazel: "Also, never piss off satan by telling him you're gonna overthrow him. I've been stuck with a horse for the last week"

: Soooo if we're doing the dating sim tradition of having a joke character as your roommate

Fellby: "I'll keep that in mind."

Literally Satan: Hi i'm your replacement kenji.

Florentin: "H...."

Florentin: -He points at the Horse. "Horse!"-

Horse: "If his first word is horse"

Horse: "Fuck yes"

Azazel: "..."

Fellby: -He's shocked. Dumbfounded. And somewhat upset.-

Horse: "He's a child of the equine army now"

Schyroton: ((first word shouldve been whores

Horse: "Here's his fedora"

Literally Satan: Seriously permission to have the MC's un-gettable roommate that's there for comic relief be LS

Horse: He slides a fedora over

Florentin: "Whoooorse."

Literally Satan: He abruptly snaps awake in his bed.

Literally Satan: Stands up.

Fellby: -He sits down.-

Azazel: "...is your child calling us whores"

Literally Satan: And jumps through a hell boid.

Literally Satan: The horse gets fucking drop kicked.

Fellby: "Good fucking god what did I do to deserve this kid.-

Horse: He is drop kicked

: Thats what they get for horsing around like that.

Azazel: [[ Fellby, his child, or Azazel ]]

Azazel: [[ wait nvm ]]

Literally Satan: And then he stares at Azazel.

Azazel: "Satan how much longer until I can stop putting up with the horse's shit"

Literally Satan: "You just stood idly by while my grandchild's first word is Horse."

Horse: "He's ours now"

Fellby: "NO HE'S NOT"

Horse: "You know the rules"

Fellby: "HE DECIDES WHEN HE'S OLDER"

Literally Satan: "I'm sending you to the fucking glue factory." He points at Horse.

Literally Satan: "And i'm sending Azazel with you."

Azazel: "Yes"

Azazel: "No"

Horse: "Yes"

Horse: "This body doesn't matter, we are a hive mind"

Literally Satan: "Y'know what."

Florentin: "Bees."

Literally Satan: "That's it, Satan's on the warpath."

Fellby: -He slams his face on the table.-

: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] disconnected.

Literally Satan: He conjures a fucking doublesided battle axe out of nowhere. "I'm gonna go kill the horses at their source."

Azazel: "If I help can I not be sent to the glue factory?"

Horse: "Pffft"

Fellby: "Goddamn... kid. You're gonna quote memes aren't you."

Literally Satan: He hands Azazel a shotgun.

Florentin: "Yeah!"

Literally Satan: And steps through a hell boid.

Azazel: "The fuck's this"

Fellby: -He groans.-

Literally Satan: And begins marching to Horse Hell.

Azazel: follows anyways.

Horse: Horse hell is like actual hell, but with more horses

Azazel: quickly runs off to get his bag and returns to satan's side but more fucked up.

Literally Satan: He grabs a horse by the fucking neck.

Literally Satan: "Where's your core."

Horse: "Hi"

Horse: "You'll never know"

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Literally Satan: He swings down the axe onto the horse's neck.

: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.

Azazel: charges at another horse, about to scream what Literally Satan screamed at the horse but instead of giant wave of brimstone comes out.

Azazel: "Fuck!"

Horse: The horsemen appear

Horse: and gtg

Fellby: [help my son is going to become a memer]

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Literally Satan: "...Okay, so Azazel."

Schyroton: [oh god]

Schyroton: [what happened]

Literally Satan: He shoots them with a silenced pistol. "We're gonna go home for a bit."

Fellby: [he made goat noises]

Literally Satan: "And armor up."

Fellby: [and then his first word was "horse"]

Schyroton: [oh]

Azazel: nods. He goes back to normal hell and begins using game breaking combos.

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Fellby: [and then i asked if he was gonna be quoting memes at me and he said "yeah"]

: He warps back to hell.

: And starts assembling the Hitler Squad

: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.

: Adaline, Child Hitler, Hidden Hitler, Heavy Metal Hitler, Mettaton Hitler, The Kung Fuhrer.

: And Glorious Leader Kim Jong II

Schyroton: [oh dear]

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisky] joined chat.

Sadako: continues to hum to hersel.

Frisky: https://youtu.be/TddPNLQxk0Y

: Child Hitler is still a corpse from the hell fight.

Literally Satan: [We're gonna kill all the horses]

Sadako: [color=#2b0057]-Is this bitch humming the lavender town song?-[/color]

: Oops.

: He shoves a fucking soul of some russian dude into the child's body.

Sadako: ((zombie child hitler

Literally Satan: "Welcome back to hell you're hitler now."

: Russian in Child Hitler's body: "GULAG?"

Literally Satan: "Yes."

Schyroton: [sub]...Iiiis that... Lavvender Towown?[/sub]

Literally Satan: Quick, everyone claim your hitler OC

: RiCH: "I will murder all dirt from land"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Back, calmed down[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]SiivaHitler[/color]

Schyroton: ((ill be mettadolf hitler

Literally Satan: "Horses first,"

Literally Satan: He finds SilvaGunner Hitler.

Fopdoodle: ((bitnch please

Literally Satan: And adds them to the task force.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hooray[/color]

Literally Satan: ANd then grabs Mettadolf Hitler, Fopdoodle, Silvagunner Hitler, RiCH, Adaline, and Hidden Hitler.

Literally Satan: And puts them all on a truck to go find more hitlers.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hmm.[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Good color...[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Gray, perhaps[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Blue with red text perhaps[/color]

Envy: she goes over to Fellby, managing to get up next to him

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yeah I'll do that[/color]

Sadako: ((whoa i found the tos swear filter list

Sadako: ((time to do replacements for fopdoodle

Schyroton: ((wait what

Sadako: ((town of salem has a swear filter

Schyroton: ((ohhhhh

Sadako: ((and that's where Fopdoodle comes from

: Lily [Lily] is now SiIvaHitler [SiIvaHitler].

♋: Spam has been detected and silenced. Please come [url=http://help.msparp.com/]here[/url] or ask a chat moderator to unsilence you if this was an accident.

: You should've learned

: The first time

: High Priest Laharl [] unsilenced Lily [Lily].

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Shit.[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I forgot.[/color]

: Just use a shortcut

: And use SilvaHit or something

Mettadolf: ((we're all terrible

: Lily [Lily] is now SiIvaHitIer [SiIvaHitIer].

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#940000]Semi-success[/color]

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#940000]Actually this red is too dark[/color]

Literally Satan: He also executes Horse Hitler at gunpoint

Barchar: (Wait, who got spam rekt?)

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#940000]Me[/color]

Barchar: (gg tri)

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#940000]Because you can't name yourself Hitler[/color]

: Flame

Barchar: (oh)

: You want in on the Hitler Squad, Azazel, And Satan go kill all the horses

: Funanza

Barchar: (yes)

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#940000]Test[/color]

: SiIvaHitIer [SiIvaHitIer] is now Dewt [Dewt].

: Dewt [Dewt] is now SiIvaHitIer [SiIvaHitIer].

Mettadolf: ((the shortcut or this is 'why'

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Alright better[/color]

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]I did it Reddot[/color]

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

: ((Claim your hitler AU

: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Hi Yaz[/color]

Yazan: hey

Fopdoodle: "tarnation YEAH, LET'S DO THIS flummery"

Sadako: ((success

: SiIvaHitIer - I only upload high quality anti-semetic rips.

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Keep in mind SiIvaHitler speaks like Chad[/color]

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Diva htlr [[NOT]Relic].

: RiCH: "What is comrade with funny name saying"

Literally Satan: "He's saying we should go assemble more hitlers."

[NOT]Relic: Does this work

[NOT]Relic: yes

Literally Satan: We've reached the original purpose of the hitler squad DD

Literally Satan: We're getting everyone a hitler

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/mYFyM.jpg]Adaline[/url]: "I think there's a couple more to the east."

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Bitch we'll assemble all the hitlers."[/color]

Mettadolf: And perhaps a couple more to the north.

[NOT]Relic: *radio announcer voice* "And now, it's Diva Hitler with her new hit single, Jumping jew-ck flash!"

Literally Satan: He keeps going on the Hummer as Heavy Metal Hitler blares high quality rips from the roof.

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]The Nutshack Except The First Nutshack Is Me Deleting The Channel is now among the most popular uploads[/color]

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]:([/color]

[NOT]Relic: jumping jew-ck flash will not be played, then. rip her

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]rip[/color]

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]literally[/color]

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]hue[/color]

[NOT]Relic: she falls on top of the roof of the car

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"The fuck?"[/color]

[NOT]Relic: "Vhat vhy am I here I vhas in zhe middle of somezhing you assholes'

Mettadolf: -He allows his speaker to be used as the amp.

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Oh shit hey."[/color]

Literally Satan: "We're gonna go kill all the horses."

Fopdoodle: "Heeey baby."

[NOT]Relic: "Vhy?"

: Sadako [Sadako] disconnected.

Literally Satan: "We're gonna stop at the hell armory."

: Sadako [Sadako] joined chat.

Literally Satan: "My grandchild's first word was Horse."

Literally Satan: "The punishment for that is death."

: Hitler Von Karma is too busy getting guilty verdicts on all the Jews by lying.

[NOT]Relic: "Vhat if his first vord vas 'Satan;?"

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Or Grand Dad?"[/color]

Literally Satan: "Then i'd be a proud grandfather."

[NOT]Relic: "Okay zhen."

[NOT]Relic: "Zhis seems utterly arbitrary."

[NOT]Relic: "I'm in."

: Sadako [Sadako] is now Fopdoodle [Fopdoodle].

Literally Satan: He pulls out a listy.

: RiCH: "I am hearing weird second voice in head. He want to take horse's desk"

Literally Satan: "We've gotta pick up uh..."

[NOT]Relic: "I used to ride a horse, you know. But he betrayed me for a horse dark lord."

Fopdoodle: ((alrighty i think i've got all the replacements I want

Literally Satan: "Harley Quinn Hitler, Hitler Hitler."

Literally Satan: "And True Hitler."

Literally Satan: "Also, yes, he can have the desk."

[NOT]Relic: "How do Hitler Hitler and True Hitler differ?"

Fopdoodle: "Horses are tarnationing dumb."

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Hitler Hitler is double Hitler."[/color]

Fopdoodle: sighs at his own weak insults.

: RiCH: "You are missing very important hitler"

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"True Hitler is pure Hitler."[/color]

: RiCH: "Mecha Hitler"

: "Hitler Hitler is the original hitler."

Literally Satan: "True Hitler is pure 100% hitler to the very core."

[NOT]Relic: "Oh. Zhe [i]lame[/i] vone."

Literally Satan: "He's so hitler that his very atoms are hitler."

Literally Satan: "His atoms atoms are hitler."

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Hitlerium."[/color]

[NOT]Relic: "It's Hitler all zhe vay down."

Literally Satan: "He's made of pure hitlerium, truly, he is the darkest timeline."

: RiCH: "I heard of everyone having little hitler in everyone, but holy hell"

Fopdoodle: "Incredible."

[NOT]Relic: "Darkest? Zhat sounds awesome."

Mettadolf: Absolutely wunderbar.

Literally Satan: "Yes."

Literally Satan: "And then we need to get Angel Hitler down from his high perch."

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Well goddamn, so he'll be hard to get huh?"[/color]

Literally Satan: "And maybe we'll drag up Mole Hitler."

Fopdoodle: "You know, I've always wondered why there were so many fopdoodles."

[NOT]Relic: "Vait, zhere's an angel hitler?"

[NOT]Relic: "Nevermind, zhere is a lamer Hitler zhen Hitler Hitler."

Literally Satan: "There's a hitler for everything."

Literally Satan: "I'm pretty sure theres a Satan Hitler."

[NOT]Relic: (Aphell: There's a hitler for that)

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Are you secretly Literally Satan Hitler?"[/color]

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Or Well Disguised Hitler?"[/color]

: Fopdoodle [Fopdoodle] disconnected.

Literally Satan: He unzips his costume.

: Fopdoodle [Fopdoodle] joined chat.

: RiCH: "Wait, we have Mecha Hitler." He points at Mettadolf

Literally Satan: Revealing that he is truly

Literally Satan: Literally Satan

Mettadolf: Exactly!

Fopdoodle: ((i can't believe we're doing this

Literally Satan: "Yep."

Literally Satan: "I'm satan, you got me.|

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"I did it bitches."[/color]

[NOT]Relic: "By zhe gods!"

Literally Satan: "Oh, and we need to find Hidden Hitler."

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"I uncovered him."[/color]

Mettadolf: I just happen to be a better version.

: ((When Slar gets back

: ((We'll have Hitler Squad

: ((Versus Horse

Fopdoodle: ((and it will be fucking awesome

: Hidden Hitler is nowhere to be found.

Literally Satan: he stops at a big warehouse.

Fopdoodle: considers asking everyone for their role.

[NOT]Relic: (We should have put Literally Satan in ca2tale)

Literally Satan: "This warehouse has every weapon known to man, demon, and some known to monkey."

Literally Satan: "Ladies, gentlemen, agender hitlers."

Literally Satan: "...Hidden Hitler too."

Literally Satan: "Pick your weapons."

[NOT]Relic: she picks a microphone that TURNS INTO A FUCKING LIGHTSABER BITCHEEEES

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]He picks out...hmm[/color]

Fopdoodle: "tarnation. Yeah."

Fopdoodle: picks out a knife and a shotgun.

Literally Satan: He just starts shoving everything into a big satan bag of holding.

Azazel: is too busy breaking the game to take weapons. He's about triple his normal size though, so that's fun.

[NOT]Relic: "Vhy do you say 'tarnation' instead of 'fuck'"

[NOT]Relic: why would you take a bunch of one makes you LARGER pills

Mettadolf: -He goes into his NEO form, but replaces his original cannon with a bigger, better cannon.-

Literally Satan: "Now, we need to go to the zoo."

MettatonSEX: -Why NOT?-

Literally Satan: "Harambe Hitler has the plan."

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]He picks out a war sword.[/color]

Fopdoodle: "It's this godgee golly swear filter. It can suck a doodle."

: RiCH proceeds to take the finest of Russain weapons, a Mosin.

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Because war swords slice things very well.[/color]

[NOT]Relic: "Zhat does seem unconvenient."

Mettadolf: Ugh, I hate that guy.

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Also known as ripping things very well.[/color]

: Note to anyone who knows guns, Mosin's aren't good.

Literally Satan: "Yeah, he keeps getting too close to my kid."

Literally Satan: "And then I have to shoot him."

[NOT]Relic: are you saying that war swords

[NOT]Relic: are high quality

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Mhm.[/color]

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]They cause the highest quality of rips.[/color]

Fopdoodle: "doodles out for Harambe Fopdoodle."

: Fopdoodle [Fopdoodle] disconnected.

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Take a normal sword, slice a shirt in half.[/color]

: Fopdoodle [Fopdoodle] joined chat.

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Take a war sword, slice the perception of time in half.[/color]

Literally Satan: "We'll be meeting up with Ninja Hitler over there."

Literally Satan: "And then we'll get a ride from those two girls from Johnny Test."

Mettadolf: -He attaches a secondary cannon to his primary cannon, for two cannons.-

[NOT]Relic: she waves around her micsaber

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Where's Grand Hitler?"[/color]

[NOT]Relic: "By zhe vay I'm audio streaming zhis to every radio in Hell."

: ((I cannot believe this is happening

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"I'm guessing in the nutshack."[/color]

Fopdoodle: ((I can't either

Literally Satan: "I'm gonna get Camera Hitler to record it."

[NOT]Relic: "Ve should get color commentator hitler to talk over it."

Literally Satan: "I'm gonna send it to my son-in-law."

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]CaU: The only place where you can roleplay hitlers finding other hitlers in hell and waging war against a horse.[/color]

Fellby: -He will be moderately pleased.-

Literally Satan: He cocks a shotgun, and steps out, getting into the hummer.

Literally Satan: "By the way,"

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]He follows, sheathing the war sword.[/color]

Literally Satan: "This is Hummer Hitler."

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"There really is a fucking hitler for everything."[/color]

: RiCH: "Where is Hummer Hitler. Did you fit small man in car"

Literally Satan: "He's the engine."

Literally Satan: "He's our double agent, he runs off Horse power."

Schyroton: why

Fopdoodle: "My god, we're like. tarnationing Fopdoodle depot."

Mettadolf: Heh.

: Fopdoodle [Fopdoodle] disconnected.

Schyroton: ((ignore the why

: Fopdoodle [Fopdoodle] joined chat.

[NOT]Relic: not one horse

: RiCH: "That is finest of Russian thought"

[NOT]Relic: TONS of horses

Literally Satan: "He also runs off the same shit that the bar's couch works off of."

[NOT]Relic: "Who zhe fuck invited mozherfucking Ivan"

Literally Satan: "So we can fit unlimited hitlers in here."

: Yazan's connection timed out.

[NOT]Relic: so satan has a clown car

[NOT]Relic: a clown hitler car

Literally Satan: "Does anyone know where Meta Hitler is?"

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"No."[/color]

: RiCH: "I was one put in small hitler body after dying for mother russia"

Literally Satan: "Last I saw him he was talking about someone named Chime."

[NOT]Relic: "Is zhat vizh two ts or vone?"

[NOT]Relic: "Because two ts is right over zhere."

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Are we finding him first?"[/color]

Literally Satan: "one T."

Mettadolf: Yeah, I have no idea.

[NOT]Relic: "Probably off trying to break zhe fourzh vall."

[NOT]Relic: "Hah."

[NOT]Relic: "Fool."

: RiCH: "...in gulag"

Fopdoodle: "Eh. We might not need him."

Literally Satan: "Yeah."

[NOT]Relic: "Ve had a fling." she whispers to fopdoodle

Literally Satan: "Wheres stylish hitler?" He starts driving.

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Wait, aren't we getting Hitlers so we can fuck a horse?"[/color]

Mettadolf: I'm right here.

: RiCH: "What is wrong with german man who speaks in memes"

[NOT]Relic: "Hundreds of horses, actually."

[NOT]Relic: (Why is this my life)

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Okay, well, why don't we just get Rocket Hitler? Gun Hitler? Sword Hitler?"[/color]

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Nuke Hitler, Gas Hitler, it goes on."[/color]

: RiCH writes a note to himself to ban memes.

Literally Satan: "By the way."

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisky] joined chat.

Fopdoodle: "What about upstanding citizen Hitler?"

Literally Satan: "Anyone who kills more than six horses is getting some land."

Fopdoodle: ((shit i messed up my replacement

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Oh shit."[/color]

Mettadolf: Oh, yes.

[NOT]Relic: "Ve are all gas hitler."

Frisky: ((what))

Frisky: ((the fuck))

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]hey frisky[/color]

Literally Satan: "Now lets go find Gaster Hitler."

Frisky: ((Hitler CaU

Fopdoodle: ((hi frisky

[NOT]Relic: (HI FRISKY)

: ((We're assembling the Hitler Squad

: ((To go kill the Horses

[NOT]Relic: (WE'RE ALL HITLERS AND WE'RE GONNA KILL HORSE HELL)

Fopdoodle: "tarnation YEAH!"

: ((Wanna claim a Hitler

Azazel: is now a giant who is following the Hummer of Hitlers after taking about 1000 strength cards.

Frisky: ((Okayyyy))

Frisky: ((Can I make my own Hitler or))

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Yes[/color]

[NOT]Relic: (Yup)

Frisky: ((Alright how does one entrance into the Hitler squad))

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Yes[/color]

[NOT]Relic: (make a hitler and drop in)

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]I think you just kinda do[/color]

[NOT]Relic: (like literally drop in if you want)

Azazel: looks off in the distance and grabs a hitler he can't see.

[NOT]Relic: (but don't but the word 'hitler' in the name)

Frisky: ((Okay))

MV: -Somewhere, they're jealous of videogame mechanics.-

Fruit_warp : ((traaaaash, eat it up!))

Fruit_warp : ((why the fuck haven't i changed this back yet, eat it up!))

: yee haw

[NOT]Relic: SWOOD

[NOT]Relic: JOIN US

Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Do you ever feel like something interesting is happening somewhere else?"[/color]

[NOT]Relic: IN THE HITLERING

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]YES[/color]

Barchar: "Yes."

: I cant think of any hitler oc ideas

[NOT]Relic: JUST BE COWBOY HITLER

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]What[/color]

Literally Satan: "Wanna grab Cowboy Hitler?"

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Sure."[/color]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Frisky runs in, wearing a toothbrush mustache and a third reich uniform.[/color]

[NOT]Relic: BASICALLY DO THE EXACT SAME THING BUT USE QUOTATION MARKS WITH YOU YEE HAWS

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Well there's another hitler."[/color]

Schyroton: Yyep.

Azazel: grabbed cowboy hitler if swood is cowboy hitler.

Mettadolf: Huh.

[NOT]Relic: "Somezhing seems off about zhem..."

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"NEIN! I'M NOT JUST ANOTHER HITLER!"[/color]

: hitler hated americans, and cowboys are the most american thing ever.

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]".. I'm Hitler."[/color]

[NOT]Relic: So?

Azazel: [[ Exactly ]]

[NOT]Relic: Hitler also wasn't a diva

Mettadolf: We're ALL Hitler.

: fuck it

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Hitler also wasn't Siiva[/color]

[NOT]Relic: or siivagunner

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Unless he is[/color]

[NOT]Relic: or mettaton

Fopdoodle: "We're all fopdoodle here."

: Swood [] is now Swood [Cowboy Hit1er].

[NOT]Relic: or...whatever fopdoodle is

Literally Satan: "Do I look like a Hitler?"

: RiCH: "I am puny man born into hitler body"

[NOT]Relic: "Ve're all fopdoodles now."

Cowboy Hit1er: ((where is this taking place

SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Hell[/color]

Mettadolf: Except you.

[NOT]Relic: Hell

Azazel: puts Cowboy Hitler into Hummer.

: SiIvaHitIer [SiIvaHitIer] is now SiIvaHit1er [SiIvaHit1er].

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]That's better[/color]

Literally Satan: "Now that we've done this."

[NOT]Relic: gives cowboy hitler revolvers

Literally Satan: "Lets wait for the Horses to come online."

Literally Satan: "So we can strike."

Fopdoodle: "Ooooh, yes."

[NOT]Relic: "To vhat?"

Cowboy Hit1er: "yee haw" but in a thick cheesy german accent.

: RiCH: "Do you want Mosin cowboy hitler?"

Cowboy Hit1er: "yee haw"

: RiCH: "What puny answer is that"

[NOT]Relic: She rolls her eyes. "Zhat's zhe kind of zhing Meta Hitler vould say."

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They put their hands on their hips. "THEY WILL FACE THE TRUE POWER OF THE THIRD REICH!" Queue Nazi salute.[/color]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"HEIL SATAN!"[/color]

Cowboy Hit1er: *He does a salute, but with more yee haw.

[NOT]Relic: "'Ooooh, Diva Hitler, MV just came online. Ooooh, Diva Hitler, DD is quit CaU.' Vhatever zhe fuck zhat means."

Fopdoodle: "HEIL SATAN!"

: Swood [Cowboy Hit1er] disconnected.

[NOT]Relic: "HEIL CULTURE"

: Swood [Cowboy Hit1er] joined chat.

Cowboy Hit1er: "yee haw"

Fopdoodle: ((oh god what are we doing

: "YES! HEIL ME!"

Cowboy Hit1er: ((literally hitler

[NOT]Relic: (I DON'T. KNOW.)

Azazel: "HEIL AZAZEL"

: Theres a figure in the back of the hummer.

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He salutes as well, singing the Nutshack as he holds the salute.[/color]

: With a hood on.

[NOT]Relic: Runner hitler

Mettadolf: HEIL US.

Cowboy Hit1er: "yee haw"

: RiCH: "For the motherland"

Frisky: ((Starring Frisky as Hitler

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"HEIL HATLER!"[/color]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]Inb4 Merasmus Hitler[/color]

Frisky: ((Relic as Hitler

: "...Hehehehehe." He sits there, looking cool with the hood.

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Are you edgy Hitler?"[/color]

Fopdoodle: laughs. He can't believe he's doing this.

[NOT]Relic: "Who zhe fuck are you"

Azazel: (( Starring Hitler as a Russian ))

Cowboy Hit1er: "yee haw"

Fopdoodle: "LET'S LYNCH THOSE HORSES!"

Frisky: http://i1.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article3225260.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Adolf-Hitler.jpg

[NOT]Relic: "ZHIS VILL BE OUR FIRST AND LAST DANCE"

: He just, waves a hand away from diva hitler.

: "Far too powerful for you to comprehend."

[NOT]Relic: "OH you're True Hitler aren't you"

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"If that's true then I think we have this in the shack."[/color]

: "What's up, beatrice."

Cowboy Hit1er: "yee haw"

: He lifts the hitler hood.

: His face is hitler

: The hitler's faces are hitler.

: Everything is hitler.

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Holy shit."[/color]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Holy shit."[/color]

[NOT]Relic: "By zhe gods."

Mettadolf: Yep, that's True.

Cowboy Hit1er: "yee haw."

[NOT]Relic: "You could be ctulhitler"

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"It's true Hitler."[/color]

Fopdoodle: "Ummm, guys. This is awkward, but..."

Fopdoodle: "I'm not fopdoodle."

Fopdoodle: "I'm fopdoodle."

[NOT]Relic: "Vhat?"

[NOT]Relic: "Vhat?"

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Oh."[/color]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Cool."[/color]

Fopdoodle: ((fun fact: both hitler and stalin correct to "fopdoodle"

Cowboy Hit1er: "yee haw"

: His eyes are hitler.

: His voice is hitler.

Mettadolf: Eh, you're still one of us.

Fopdoodle: "But, I guess I am fopdoodle now?"

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]His hitler is hitler[/color]

: His smell is hitler.

: His name is hitler.

[NOT]Relic: "Yes you are."

: His very concept is hitler.

: RiCH: "Are you claiming to the motherland?"

: His text is hitler.

Fopdoodle: "I don't know what's going on with... fopdoodle fopdoodle over there."

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Anyway when're we gonna fuck shit up again?"[/color]

[NOT]Relic: "Ve need to vait for zhe horses."

Cowboy Hit1er: "vee haw"

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Okay." In the meantime he blares the We Are Number One rip.[/color]

[NOT]Relic: Yee hitler

SiIvaHit1er: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tvs8a_hOQo

[NOT]Relic: she sings along

: He bumps his head to the music.

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

[NOT]Relic: (I think this defense in bloons is literally impossible to beat)

: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.

Literally Satan: "Anyways."

Cowboy Hit1er: ((fuck round 86

Literally Satan: "We've gotta pick up one last guy."

Literally Satan: "And then we'll cut to commercial."

Cowboy Hit1er: "vee haw"

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Hmm?"[/color]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/mYFyM.jpg]Adaline[/url]: "Alright."

[NOT]Relic: (Who cares about round 86? That's free play no matter what)

[NOT]Relic: "Okay!"

: Meanwhile, Hitler Van Karma has defeated another Jew in court, and keeps him record at a clean 3,000,000 - 0.

: He parks Hummer Hitler outside of an abandoned shack.

[NOT]Relic: (I have four aircraft carriers, a spiked mine factory, 6 first strikes and 6 technological terrors)

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Oh hell yes, it's the nutshack."[/color]

[NOT]Relic: (Also some other shit that isn't as cool)

Literally Satan: "it's not the nutshack."

[NOT]Relic: "Zhere are no nuts in it."

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Dammit."[/color]

Cowboy Hit1er: "vee haw"

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"It's a regular shack."[/color]

Fopdoodle: "gee golly."

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He tosses a nut in it.[/color]

: RiCH: "I do not want nuts in shack"

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"It is now the nutshack."[/color]

Literally Satan: He steps into the shack.

Literally Satan: "It's time for..."

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"It is in fact the peanut house."[/color]

Cowboy Hit1er: "vee haw!"

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He follows.[/color]

: He flings the shack open.

Fopdoodle: follows.

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

UnexpectedGimli: "MY AXE!"

Cowboy Hit1er: *He follows

Cowboy Hit1er: "vee haw!?

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"..."[/color]

Literally Satan: "This is gimli, he's an honorary hitler."

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Nice."[/color]

Fopdoodle: "Hey Gimli."

Azazel: "What"

[NOT]Relic: "Hey, Gimli."

[NOT]Relic: "Ve need Satan, hitlers, aaand..."

Cowboy Hit1er: Greeting "vee haw"

: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.

Literally Satan: "Anyways, lets go to the bar RP."

Literally Satan: "And come back when the Horses are here."

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Motherfucking Gimli."[/color]

[NOT]Relic: "Zhe vhat?"

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"The bar RP?"[/color]

Fopdoodle: "I'm down with that."

Cowboy Hit1er: Confused "vee haw"

: Fopdoodle [Fopdoodle] is now Sadako [Sadako].

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Bar RP is neat."[/color]

[NOT]Relic: "You're talking like meta hitler again."

Cowboy Hit1er: "vee haw"

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"That's enough to convince me to do it."[/color]

[NOT]Relic: That's a sentence I just typed

Sadako: has finished her drink. "I feel as though hell might freeze over..."

: RiCH: "Wait, is comrade actually hidden hitler in disguise?"

[NOT]Relic: "Vell I'm entirely sold

Barchar: "Probaly not."

Mettadolf: ...I need to make sure I look my best before the slaughter, I'll pass.

Schyroton: shrugs.

: RiCH: "And that hidden hitler actually meta hitler"

Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Weird, huh?"[/color]

SiIvaHit1er: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kavwoa8WELo starts playing very quietly in the bar.

Schyroton: ...Um.

Sadako: [color=#2b0057]-WILD SADAKO ATTACKS!-[/color]

Sadako: [color=#2b0057]-jk-[/color]

Barchar: her eye twitches

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"How do we get there?"[/color]

Literally Satan: "No I mean."

[NOT]Relic: "I expect ve take zhe car."

Literally Satan: "all the RPers"

Literally Satan: "Go RP in the bar and we'll come back to this.|"

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Oh."[/color]

Literally Satan: "Go RP schyro or some shit."

Cowboy Hit1er: "vee haw"

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]The song ends.[/color]

Muffet: feels like she's being left out again

Mettadolf: Who the fuck is that?

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She enters. "Hello."[/color]

Schyroton: Hhi.

: Swood [Cowboy Hit1er] is now Swood [].

: SiIvaHit1er [SiIvaHit1er] is now Lily [Lily].

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Anything going on?"[/color]

Barchar: "Nah."

Schyroton: Nnot... not reallly.

Envy: "...ff..."

Sadako: eyes Lily.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Alright. And...hello, I've never seen you before."[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hybrid...?"[/color]

Barchar: "Her name is Sadako."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Oh, interesting. I'm Lily, nice to meet you."[/color]

Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Well, dearie, the name's Sadako." She strokes her stole for a second. It's soft. Awfully soft.[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I've never seen a Gengar hybrid...hmm."[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She sits on the couch.[/color]

Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Well then, I'm your first."[/color]

Barchar: "I've seen one of a Gorebyss. A flipping Gorebyss. I don't even want to know how that happened."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"A lot are confusing."[/color]

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I've seen a couple Barboach hybrids."[/color]

: ((Tri why do you hate barbroach so much

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I don't know[/color]

: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]It just looks[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]So terrible[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I also hate Whiscash[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I hate them both and I'm not completely sure why[/color]

Barchar: "Bar...boach?"

Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"I've seen a Klinklang. That looks like a poor decision."[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Yes."[/color]

Barchar: "I thought it only worked with fully evolved...?"

Nyxem: -Maybe-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Evidently not."[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Or, maybe in certain places."[/color]

: My favorite pokemon is Abamonation, Well, Its got a pinecone for a body. It's uh, wearin' a fez, And it's got that one, staring, unblinking eye that reminding you that this creature lives in never-ending, ceaseless agony.

Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Honey, I had to evolve all the way up."[/color]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Hey Laharl[/color]

: ((Yes

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"What do you do?"[/color]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Will there be anything similar to Bravoh[/color]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Except 100℅ better[/color]

Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"... Business."[/color]

Sadako: spears a cherry with her fingernail.

: ((I fucking

: ((Hated

: ((Calcing style points

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]I KNOW[/color]

: ((EVen when they were so easy

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]WHAT I MEAN[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Ah."[/color]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]IS ANOTHER REGION[/color]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]WITH COOL SHIT THAT IS FUN[/color]

: ((Maybe if people still like pokemon after SCP

Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's called SCP[/color]

: ((I'll come up with a new region with some wierd gimmick

Master Roshi: [[ "Where did my bitches go" ]]

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]I mean PMD could leak into 2017, you still have plenty of time before people get sick of Pokémon[/color]

Sadako: ((i like to think master roshi is still lurking around bravoh

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I won't get sick of it for a while[/color]

: ((I should just bring back Bravoh

Sadako: ((riding m'dick

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Fuck no[/color]

: ((Except you get pokemon in a datim sim style

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Ah[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]AMAZING[/color]

: ((And find something else instead of style poins

Lily: [color=#daffdb]THAT'S JUST[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]AMAZING[/color]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Tri: THAT IS WAY BETTER THAN PMD[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]It is /s[/color]

Sadako: picks the cherry off of her fingernail and eats it.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I just sing and dance."[/color]

: I'm gonna charm the god of time into becoming my friend!

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Tri: EVERY SINGLE CHAPTER OF DEWT ABUSE, AURON'S TEARS, AND OTHER SHIT[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"A capellas, usually."[/color]

Envy: "ffff..."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]a cappella*[/color]

Master Roshi: [[ "Do you want to get y'tits in m'dick" "What the fuck, you old pervert" ]]

: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.

Fellby: -He peers at his daugther. "Yes deer?"

Sadako: [color=#2b0057]*dear[/color]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]By the way I'm gonna get here tomorrow 'round 12:30[/color]

: am or pm

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I'm going to be pretty late tomorrow[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]At the absolute earliest 7:30[/color]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Everyone: great, now we have to deal with frisky for longer[/color]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]AM[/color]

Envy: "Fffaaah..."

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]I know[/color]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]PM*[/color]

: ((We're trying so hard to give SCP a good story

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Shit[/color]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]PM*[/color]

: ((See, right now

Fellby: "Oh? Oh?"

: ((It's

: (("Hey, lets get them all dream teams"

: (("And then kick off the actual plot"

[NOT]Relic: BTW frisky will you probably want to do ca2tale after horse

Frisky: ((TBH I feel like Reborn is better than SCP

Sadako: (('cause we wanna do cautale

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]IDK I'm really fucking tired[/color]

: We can do Ca2tale rk

: rn

Frisky: ((But if the story's good

: If you want

Frisky: ((Mmmyes

Lily: [color=#daffdb]How was Reborn?[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I wasn't there for it[/color]

: ((Reborn was my favorite thing

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Really fucking good[/color]

: ((Ancestors was meh imo

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Hard to beat it[/color]

: ((And I never got to really pick it up

: ((Again

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Frisky: ((Yeah))

: Diva htlr's connection timed out.

: ((And Bravoh was a failure

Frisky: ((I liked ancestors tho

Azazel: [[ We should probably do CaU2tale now in case Slar doesn't get back. ]]

: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.

Sadako: ((yeah

Frisky: ((The original though

Azazel: [[ Bravoh failed because it was time limited at a bad time for you. ]]

Sadako: ((where were we in cautale?

Frisky: ((That shit was lit

Frisky: ((By the way I have two hours

: CaUTale: Right before theeeee broken maze puzzle.

Sadako: ((ah

: The bar TV flips on.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...?"[/color]

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Fuck we're doing it now?[/color]

Fellby: -He figures he's missing something.-

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]okay then[/color]

: Miyu is standing on the other end of what looks like a giant grey board, with a big machine next to her.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wow[/color]

: Hoopa might be there.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]5/7 timing[/color]

Schyroton: leaves tge bar regardless.

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisky] is now Frisky Whiskington [Hoopa].

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Bye."[/color]

: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.

Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Oh, what's this now?"[/color]

: Schyroton [Schyroton] is now Schywey [Schywey].

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She shrugs.[/color]

Miyu: She stares acro-wait

: We don't

: Have

: Flame

Sadako: ((wait wheres flame

Lily: [color=#daffdb]hue[/color]

Sadako: ((FUCK

Azazel: [[ TBH I liked Bravoh and Ancestors more because I was actually a part of those a lot more other than just doing mons, but I can see why people thought otherwise

: We're fucking idiots

Hoopa: ((FUCK

Fanta: ((So, ar nosurge

: Schywey [Schywey] is now MV [MV].

Fanta: ((I went through an air duct

: OH HEY SLAR

: QUICK

: -MEANWHILE IN HELL-

: Lily [Lily] is now SiIvaHitIer [SiIvaHitIer].

Horse: "Aaaaa."

: MV [MV] is now Mettadolf [Mettadolf].

: Satan has assembled the full hitler squad

: Frisky Whiskington [Hoopa] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisky].

: And is driving a Hummer into Horse Hell.

: Swood [] is now Swood [Yee Hitler].

: SiIvaHitIer [SiIvaHitIer] is now SiIvaHit1er [SiIvaHit1er].

Yee Hitler: "vee haw"

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"WOOOOOOOO!"[/color]

: Sadako [Sadako] is now Fopdoodle [Fopdoodle].

Fopdoodle: "tarnation YEAH!"

: Diva htlr [[NOT]Relic] joined chat.

Literally Satan: "Lets fucking roll."

: RiCH: "For the motherland"

Horse: Horse hitler stands on top of a tank, surrounded by the horse army

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]We Are Number One has stopped playing.[/color]

: RiCH or Russian in Child Hitler's body.

Frisky: ((Ancestors = #2

Literally Satan: He slowly starts to open up the convertible ceiling.

Fanta: ((I went through an air duct, fell inti a sewer

Frisky: ((Original Reborn: #3

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/mYFyM.jpg]Adaline[/url]: And she stands up, with a sniper rifle.

Fopdoodle: pulls out his gun.

Fanta: ((And then i got a faceful of loli porn

Literally Satan: "FUCK EM UP!"

Frisky: ((SCP SO FAR: #3

Fopdoodle: "YES SIR"

Fanta: ((This teen game has straight up porn

Frisky: ((Bravoh: #4

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He quietly takes out his war sword and takes a deep breath.[/color]

Fopdoodle: fires into the horse croud.

[NOT]Relic: "BRING IT ON!"

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"IT'S[/color]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]THE[/color]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]NUTSHACK"[/color]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He charges in.[/color]

Literally Satan: He drives Hummer Hitler through the horse army.

[NOT]Relic: runs into the battle, swinging her micsaber

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Adolph Horseler [].

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/mYFyM.jpg]Adaline[/url]: As she fires at Horse Hitler.

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]Singing Snow Halation as he does so.[/color]

Fopdoodle: is taking out horses left and right!

Yee Hitler: *Yee Hitler pulls out this: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/l1C4MyuljVE/maxresdefault.jpg

Yee Hitler: "vee haw"

Mettadolf: exits the Hummer, both cannons charged as he fires at hordes of horses.

: RiCH Attempts to shoot a horse but the Mosin explodes in his face, and immediately gets killed by shitty Russain Weaponry.

[NOT]Relic: "BILLIE JEW IS NOT MY LOVER"

: Gimme a sec im on mobile

Yee Hitler: *He shoots at horses, like all the cool kids.

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]He pulls out a motherfuckig bayonet and runs to the horses.[/color]

[NOT]Relic: "SHE'S JUST A GIRL THAT CLAIMS THAT I GASSED HER SON

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They*[/color]

Yee Hitler: "VEE HAW"

[NOT]Relic: "BUT MY REICH IS NUMBER VONE"

Literally Satan: "GET OUT OF THE HUMMER, I'M GONNA CRASH INTO THE TANK!"

Azazel: is literally just walking and stomping on horses.

Yee Hitler: *he does a sick jump "VEE HAW!

Azazel: 1000 Strength cards best strength cards.

: "DO NOT LET TWILIGHT GAP FALL"

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They perform a Hitler barrel roll and fires rapidly[/color]

Fopdoodle: "EAT flummery, YOU escortS"

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He continues dealing the highest quality rips with his war sword while screaming Snow Halation.[/color]

: The horses are retaliating to the best of their ability

Literally Satan: The hummer flies into the tank, as Satan backflips out of it, pulling out a shotgun.

Literally Satan: And unloading it into a nearby horse.

: Silly satan

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]Hummers are for kids[/color]

: You know horsespiders are inevitable by now

Azazel: uses megablast at the horses.

Mettadolf: is firing two large cannons at the horses.

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST ALL OVER AGAIN!"[/color]

Fopdoodle: pulls out a tank of gasoline and douses the horses.

Literally Satan: He smashes on with the empty shotgun, and pulls a flamethrower.

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They shank a horse.[/color]

Literally Satan: "FOPDOODLE SATAN FIRE COMBO!" Burn.

Fopdoodle: nods to satan.

Yee Hitler: *Yee Hitler does a noscope, as his gun does not have a scope."

Frisky: ((Satan goes Battlefield 1 style

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]So he has to dodge many lasers as well as horses.[/color]

Frisky: ((Burns the everloving fuck out of horses

Fopdoodle: -But then...-

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He's struck back.[/color]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"DAMMIT"[/color]

[NOT]Relic: "I FELL IN TO A BURNING RING OF HITLER"

: A large brown arm breaks out of the ground, grabbing the hummer in the air

Fopdoodle: -He gets hung. By a horse.-

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He attempts to slice the brown arm.[/color]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/mYFyM.jpg]Adaline[/url]: She's the only one on the hummer, and she tries to shoot the arm.

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"HOLY SHIT!"[/color]

: "FOPDOODLE DOWN!"

[NOT]Relic: "I VENT DOWN DOWN DOWN, BUT ZHE JEWS GOT SHITTERC

Literally Satan: He reads the last will.

: Horse hitler sprouts wings and flies above the battle

Fopdoodle: merely smiles and whispers, "Jester's revenge."

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"IT'S.. IT'S.."[/color]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"THE NUTSHACK"[/color]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"HORSE HITLER"[/color]

[NOT]Relic: "NOW ZHEY'RE GASSED GASSED GASSED. BY ZHE RING OF HITLER. ZHE RING OF HITLER. ZHE RING OF HITLER."

: The hummer gets lobbed at Siivahitler

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"FUCK"[/color]

Fopdoodle: -A bunch of horses drop dead.-

Literally Satan: He sprouts wings of his own, flying up.

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]SiIvaHitler is crushed.[/color]

Yee Hitler: "Vee haw"

Azazel: has now finished his megablast at the horses.

Literally Satan: And attempts to enter awesome DBZ combat with Horse Hitler.

: The arm is injured by the gunshots, but not down

Fellby: -He's still waiting on Envy's first word.-

: Horse hitler spawns 1000000 magical drills in the air

Azazel: arm wrestles the arm.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/mYFyM.jpg]Adaline[/url]: She jumps out of the explosion, shooting at horses.

Literally Satan: "...Only 100000?"

: And lobs them all directly at literally satan

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]Suddenly, a reboot.[/color]

Yee Hitler: brb assume yee hitler shoots horses in cool and edgy ways.

Literally Satan: "I am the twist of my curl."

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They then throw away the bayonet and pulls out a pistol.[/color]

: Swood [Yee Hitler] disconnected.

Literally Satan: "I am the night of the light."

Fopdoodle: -Gawker HItler just watches, with popcorn.-

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]After a few minutes of death, SiIvaHitler reboots.[/color]

Literally Satan: "I am the lord of darkness."

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]And begins firing at these fucks.[/color]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"DAMMIT THAT'S 1/3 REBOOTS"[/color]

Literally Satan: "I am not sad I do not get a route."

Literally Satan: "For all my life is..." He holds up a fucking amssive drill.

: Horses are dying left and right

Mettadolf: keeps firing, assholes!

Literally Satan: "UNLIMITED DRILL WORKS!"

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He gets back into the fight.[/color]

Literally Satan: He drills Horse Hitler.

: Hitler Van Karma: "OBJECTION"

: Here comes another Hitler.

: Horse Wright is in an epic duel

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/mYFyM.jpg]Adaline[/url]: "We're getting pushed back! We need Hidden Hitler!"

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"HIDDEN HITLER SAVE US"[/color]

: HW: "TAKE THAT!"

: Horse hitler is drilled, but..

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]This is great.[/color]

: He takes off his mask

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]Homework: 'TAKE THAT!'[/color]

: Hidden Hitler: "You fool, is it not obvious that deer Edgeworth shot his father."

: That horse was a bomb

Literally Satan: He gasps.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/mYFyM.jpg]Adaline[/url]: And she backflips off three horses, grabbing the bomb.

Mettadolf: THAT HORSE IS A BOMB!

Azazel: Wait

Azazel: Wrong Hitler

Azazel: Shit

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/mYFyM.jpg]Adaline[/url]: "REMEMBER MY SACRIFICE!" She hugs the bombs, running away from the hitler squad.

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000][s]"HIDDEN HITLER HAS ARRIVED"[/s][/color]

Mettadolf: gtfos from the bomb area.

: HW: "BUT I HAVE THE FACTS"

[NOT]Relic: "ADALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!"

: Horse bomb hitler blows up

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He runs from the bomb but continues slicing along the way.[/color]

Envy: "Fffffahck." wulp.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/mYFyM.jpg]Adaline[/url]: Her head flies up into the air, and splatters.

Azazel: walks away.

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"NOOOOOO"[/color]

: In a glorious blaze of glorious glory

Glamor: [font=glamor]-same first word-[/font]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"...Goodbye, Adaline."[/color]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"The highest of quality rips to you."[/color]

: He pulls out a fucking greatsword, smacking down horses left and right, having hit the ground.

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Fuck!"[/color]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He salutes, then continues fucking shit.[/color]

: "KEEP GOING! WE MUST HIT THE CORE!"

Fellby: -He blinks. Then laughs.-

Mettadolf: ...You know what we must do now.

Mettadolf: AVENGE HER!

: Diva htlr's connection timed out.

Literally Satan: "SEIG HEIL MOTHERFUCKERS!"

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000][i]"TODOKETE"[/i][/color]

: HVK: "Where's the evidence, you fool"

: Up ahead is the horse headquarters

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They pull out another pistol[/color]

Fellby: "You two will be the death of me, I swear."

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"IT'S THE HORSE HQ"[/color]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He makes a run for it, attempting to reach the HQ.[/color]

Mettadolf: adjusts a few settings, and shoots out larger cannon blasts.

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Dual German pistols.[/color]

: HW presents that one piece of evidence that doesn't really do anything

Literally Satan: "EVERYONE! PREPARE THE SECRET HITLER COMBO ATTACK!"

Literally Satan: "I'M TAKING THE FIGHT TO THEM!"

: HW saves his game and presents every single piece of evidence on every statement

Literally Satan: He charges in.

: Inside are some horses enjoying a spot of tea by the elevator

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]#preparation[/color]

: HVK is shocked when the bullet in his shoulder is presented.

Literally Satan: He pulls out a tommy gun, and guns them down.

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He obeys orders and stops going towards the HQ, instead he prepares himself.[/color]

: True hitler stands up.

: HVK lets out a long agonizing scream and says things that self-incriminate him.

Mettadolf: prepares hiself.

: And crouches, holding his hands out for the other hitlers to stand on his arms.

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He hops up and stands on his arm.[/color]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They jump onto his arm.[/color]

: "HITLER ULTIMATE: BLITZKRIEG CANNON!"

Literally Satan: He's currently sitting quietly in the horse HQ elevator.

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He charges a high quality beam.[/color]

: Diva htlr [[NOT]Relic] joined chat.

Fopdoodle: rises from the dead to help charge.

: A horse runs in

Mettadolf: jumps on top, cannons charging.

: He charges a hitler beam made from hitler.

Azazel: begins to take mini-mushes until he can fit into the Horse HQ.

Literally Satan: "Sup, what floor?"

: And presses every button

Literally Satan: "..."

: And then runs out

Azazel: stomps on the horse.

Literally Satan: He screams in rage at the heavens.

Fopdoodle: "Oh. tarnation."

: "NOW EVERYONE!"

: "THE BLAST SHOULD WIPE OUT THE ENTIRE HQ! HOWEVER!"

: "IT TAKES SIX EPISODES TO CHARGE!"

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"FUCK"[/color]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"GAH!"[/color]

: "Six episodes?"

Mettadolf: Again?

Literally Satan: He presses the help button on the elevator.

: The elevator stops

: 'Please wait for assistance'

Literally Satan: "..."

Azazel: begins to walk down the stairs to catch up with the group.

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He quickly uploads another goodbye rip.[/color]

: Smooth jazz is played

[NOT]Relic: "VELL ZHEN VE NEED TO STALL"

Literally Satan: He pulls out a laser cannon from the hell armory.

[NOT]Relic: "DO VE HAVE ANY SUBPLOTS"

Literally Satan: And starts to shoot the ceiling

: "WE CAN FIND OUT WHY SUCCUBI GET LOWER WAGES THAN INCUBI?"

: The top floor is just a jump away

Literally Satan: He jumps up.

: Outside hq, the horses keep spawning in

: Even pegasi

: True hitler moves out.

: "CHARGE THE ATTACK! I WILL FACE THEM!"

Azazel: accidentally went into the basement. Fuck.

: This is it, ls

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He continues charging.[/color]

: The pulse hor'Cie

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]CHARGING[/color]

: He begins an epic hitler combo made of pure hitler.

Mettadolf: CHARGING

Literally Satan: He walks in, covered in battle wounds.

Literally Satan: A broadsword over his shoulder.

Literally Satan: "What's up, beatrice."

: ??: "I see you came."

Azazel: "Where the hell is everyone"

Fopdoodle: -Charging.-

Azazel: "I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO THE BASEMENT."

Literally Satan: He lowers the sword, pointing it. "Before you die, tell me your name."

[NOT]Relic: "ZHAT MIGHT LAST US ZHREE OF ZHE SIX..."

: Mettadolf's connection timed out.

: ??: "My name?"

: The figure in the shadows steps out

Literally Satan: "Holy shit..."

: Literally Jesus: "You already know"

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]Oh fuck[/color]

[NOT]Relic: Oh god

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]PLOT TWIST[/color]

: Mettadolf [Mettadolf] joined chat.

Fopdoodle: "No tarnationing way..."

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Holy fuck.."[/color]

[NOT]Relic: "Vhat zhe...?"

Mettadolf: ...Oh boy.

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"..."[/color]

Literally Satan: He grins, lifting up his sword and forming it into a giant upside down cross.

Literally Satan: "LETS GO, YOU AND ME."

: Gabriel: "Sir, are these people causing any trouble?"

: Literally Jesus: "I swear to me"

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]Is it bad this is actually badass[/color]

Nyarlathotep: "Hey guys, what's going on?"

: Literally Jesus: "Get your history right, upside down crosses aren't satanic."

Literally Satan: "It's TIME TO TIP THE SCALES!"

Literally Satan: 4/6 episodes.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Not much."[/color]

Literally Satan: He charges forward, going for a horizontal slice.

: Literally Jesus: "Let's do this!"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"And hello."[/color]

Nyarlathotep: -Is in hell-

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]Fuck[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She said nothing[/color]

: Literally Jesus: He charges, summoning the sword of the spirit to block the slice

Literally Satan: He grins. "Like men!" And rubs his blade, making a scissor noise of the screams of the damned.

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"HOW MANY EPISODES SO FAR"[/color]

Literally Satan: Before breaking the attack, going for an overhead.

: Gabriel goes over to the hitlers. "Are you the ones causing all the trouble for him?"

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Uh, who?"[/color]

: True hitler is currently murdering horses by the hundreds to defend the hitler squad.

: Gabriel points to Jesus.

: Literally Jesus rolls to the right, attempting a slice up his side

: "5 EPISODES! WE NEED ONE MORE EPISODE!"

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Oh, yeah."[/color]

Fopdoodle: "Nein."

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Of course."[/color]

[NOT]Relic: "I'm just killing zhese horse Zhings."

Literally Satan: He gets slashed, his blood pouring into the air,

[NOT]Relic: "Vhile singing songs."

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"VERPISS DICH!"[/color]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Too late to stop us though."[/color]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Prepare your anus."[/color]

Literally Satan: "Your dad damn it..." He rolls back, going for a giant uppercut slice.

: Gabriel prepares the spear of destiny. "I.. won't allow this to continue."

Envy: she tilts her head. "Nahh."

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"DAMMIT LET THIS EPISODE GO FASTER"[/color]

Fellby: "What?"

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"OH VERPISS NEIN."[/color]

: Literally Jesus is hit, blood spraying everywhere. He quickly regains his footing and goes for a thrust

: Gabriel attacks the hitlers with a spear.

Literally Satan: He is impaled, but he simply grabs the handle, pulling himself to jesus.

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He throws the war sword at Gabriel, while maintaining his charge.[/color]

Literally Satan: And attempts to fucking stab Jesus through with his own blade.

Mettadolf: maintains his as he shoots magic at Gabriel.

: The pulse hor'Cie glows behind the two, generating more horses by the second

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They attempt to shoot Gabriel, still charging.[/color]

: True hitler stands, walking to Gabriel.

Envy: "Nahh gohn kill."

: And throws a full hitler kick to block.

: Gabriel isn't phased, but they constantly look back to a small child with a red heart.

[NOT]Relic: she gets into a fencing duel

Fellby: "Oh. Charming."

: Literally Jesus is stabbed

: He slumps over

Literally Satan: They are both impaled, he slumps over.

Literally Satan: "...Good fight...we are at an even match..."

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"..."[/color]

Literally Satan: "But I have one last ally."

: Literally Jesus: "See you in three days... Shit... Lord..."

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He attempts to dodge, but this makes it difficult to maintain his beam's charge.[/color]

: His eyes widen

Literally Satan: "Hah. You think you're coming back."

Luci: A girl jumps from the shadows, with a giant pentagram made of satanic iron metal.

Luci: And dunks Jesus with it.

: Literally Jesus's skin burns at the touch of this

: Gabriel keeps striking, hoping to make sure the child doesn't die.

: Literally Jesus: "NOOOOOOOOO"

: True Hitler ducks under a strike, before shooting a hitler beam at the child "The gaurdian challenge!"

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He loses his focus and gets stabbed, though revives quickly. "LAST REBOOT COME ON"[/color]

Literally Satan: "Haha motherfucker!"

Literally Satan: "You're not half the man your mother was!"

: Gabriel falls over, and dies.

: Literally Jesus, through all this, smirks

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Okay cool we can do this..."[/color]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He recharges.[/color]

: He tosses out his one final option, a vial of holy water

Literally Satan: "Why are you smiling? It's hit the final episode."

: Gabriel: "...Sir..no"

Literally Satan: He gets hit, his skin burning.

Literally Satan: As he melts, he shouts out.

Literally Satan: "FIRE NOW!"

Luci: She GTFOs

: Literally Jesus: "I always have.. one last trick"

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He fires the high quality beam.[/color]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]FIREEEEEEEEEE.[/color]

Mettadolf: FIRE FIRE

Fopdoodle: fires the fopdoodle beam.

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"GRRAAAAANNNNNDDDD DDAAAAADDDDDDD"[/color]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"FFLLLEEEEEEENNNSTONNNNESSS!?"[/color]

Azazel: about three floors to the top he hears all this shit.

Azazel: "...What the hell is going on up there."

[NOT]Relic: She sings Hitler song, transforming into pirouette form Hitler

: The horse hq, with the pulse hor'Cie still inside, is burnt to a crisp

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"YES"[/color]

Literally Satan: He is not in the ashes.

: There's a mystical blue glow

Fopdoodle: "We... we did it..."

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"HAH! VE FUCKING DID IT!"[/color]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"...The hell?"[/color]

Azazel: teleports away.

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Is it over?"[/color]

: All of the horses drop dead

Fopdoodle: "Where's satan?"

: True hitler dissapears in the chaos.

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]".."[/color]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Satan?"[/color]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Shit is Satan fucking dead."[/color]

Mettadolf: Oh, fuck...

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Damn it."[/color]

: Every single horse in the multiverse

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"No.."[/color]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Heil Satan..."[/color]

[NOT]Relic: "NO! SATAN!"

Azazel: "Wait, I can take over hell now?"

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He salutes, tearing up.[/color]

Azazel: "HELL YES"

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"He.. he has to be alive.."[/color]

[NOT]Relic: "MY OZHER SECRET LOVE AFTER ADALINE!"

Fopdoodle: "N... no."

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000][To all relatives of Satan, he is dead][/color]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They fall to their knees.[/color]

Mettadolf: salutes.

Fellby: [WHAT]

Literally Satan: [Bitch no i'm not]

Envy: she tries to bite fellby's arm.

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Tears rolling down their cheeks.[/color]

Literally Satan: [Where the fuck do you think I go when I die]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000][Shit nevermind][/color]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Nazi salute.[/color]

Muffet: [He's fucking Satan he's not dead]

Fellby: -He yelps, distracted by a babby succubus.-

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Wait, fuck."[/color]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Okay so he's alive."[/color]

Literally Satan: [I'm fucking satan I just went back to hell]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"He's alive."[/color]

: Horse hell begins to crumble

Literally Satan: [Jesus is totally gonna be back in three days]

Azazel: screams in anger after a sudden moment of realization.

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They wipe the tears off, standing up.[/color]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"So we did it."[/color]

Mettadolf: removes himself from the formation.

: 5:00

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They jump down.[/color]

Mettadolf: Finally.

Literally Satan: [Am I legitimate character now?]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"WE GOTTA GET THE HELL OUT."[/color]

Fellby: [you might be]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Good idea."[/color]

Luci: Her Pentagram is still on the floor

Luci: Theres your escape

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He goes and grabs his war sword, then runs to the pentagram.[/color]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They dive into the pentagram.[/color]

: 4:00

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]And jumps into it.[/color]

Azazel: just teleports a few times until he's out of horse hell.

[NOT]Relic: she follows

Fopdoodle: isn't sure what to do, it's like he went to the bathroom and the werewolf and serial killer and mafia teamed up or some shit.

: 3:00

Azazel: "Oh god.. no"

Fopdoodle: teleports out though.

: 2:00

[NOT]Relic: "AND ANOZHER VONE GONE AND ANOZHER VONE GONEC

: 1:00

Mettadolf: runs to the pentagram, but falls into it after losing power.

[NOT]Relic: "ANOZHER VONE BITES ZHE DUST"

: 0:05

: 4

: 3

: 2

: 1

Literally Satan: He greets the squad from his living room.

Luci: She's eating ice cream.

Literally Satan: "We've done it."

Frisky: ((I'm playing emotional music rn for some reason

: Horse hell explodes ferociously

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Heil Satan."[/color]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They bow.[/color]

Fopdoodle: "Indeed."

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"SUCCESS"[/color]

Mettadolf: would celebrate, but alas, he ran out of power.

Fopdoodle: "Now we don't have to deal with all that horseflummery."

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"That was certainly a high quality victory."[/color]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Someone make the topic "SATAN WON"[/color]

Florentin: "Hoooorse gone."

Literally Satan: "You know what this means?"

Azazel: "So Child Hitler's dead again"

: High Priest Laharl [] changed the topic to "SATAN WON"

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They fucking cheer.[/color]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]Wait I was demodded again[/color]

Literally Satan: "We just got all of Horse Hell's money."

: Adolph Horseler [] set SiIvaHit1er [SiIvaHit1er] to Amateur Gavel-Slinger. They can now silence other users.

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]Thanks[/color]

Azazel: "Don't put a fuckin' Russian in his body next time"

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Hell yeah!"[/color]

[NOT]Relic: "ZHAT VAS FUN,"

Literally Satan: "Shut the fuck up Azazel we can afford comcast now."

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Nice."[/color]

[NOT]Relic: "Shame Ve can't do it again. Oh Vell,"

Envy: she looks up at him, looking disappointed.

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He quickly uploads some lore.[/color]

Azazel: "...We could already afford comcast, you were just being a cheap scumbag"

[NOT]Relic: "...i'm gonna go to Muff's house."

Fellby: "Envy, please. I'm your father."

Azazel: "Hell why does money even matter around here"

[NOT]Relic: Me she gets up, going over there

Envy: she shrugs

: Mettadolf's connection timed out.

Barchar: that was her

[NOT]Relic: is going nowhere

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Comcast is fucking expensive nowadays."[/color]

: Mettadolf [Mettadolf] joined chat.

: Fopdoodle [Fopdoodle] is now Fellby [Fellby].

Fellby: -yeah i'm done playing hitler-

: Diva htlr [[NOT]Relic] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].

: I'd like to point out

: That was not planned

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Not to me an asshat but when do we get the land?"[/color]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]Wait really[/color]

Barchar: she enters the house

Literally Satan: "You all get exactly three acres off the edge of Detroit."

Envy: immediately looks over, locking her eyes on her

Fellby: is holding both babs.

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Fuck yeah."[/color]

Barchar: "...Hi, envy."

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Sweet."[/color]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Thanks, Hitler."[/color]

: All of that was improv

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Wait"[/color]

: Mettadolf [Mettadolf] is now Schyroton [Schyroton].

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Shit"[/color]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]That's some nice improv and cooperation[/color]

Literally Satan: Seriously we weren't coordinating at all

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"It's Satan"[/color]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Thanks, Satan!"[/color]

Literally Satan: He just asked permission to RP Literally Jesus

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Thanks Satan."[/color]

Florentin: -He looks over as well.-

: She

Fellby: "Envy, don't even think about it."

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisky] is now Frisky Whiskington [].

Envy: she makes a rumbly sound, flicking her tiny little tail

: [color=#ffffff]What should I call Frisky Hitler[/color]

: ((Sorry, fuck

: ((She

: [color=#ffffff]Cause they're returning[/color]

Barchar: Friskler

: [color=#ffffff]No[/color]

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]Fritler[/color]

: [color=#ffffff]Fuck no[/color]

Schyroton: ((hisky

: [color=#ffffff]Hitsky[/color]

Literally Satan: [The horses are dead]

: [color=#ffffff]Would that work[/color]

Fellby: "Ooooh, no. She belongs to your mom."

Barchar: Anyway should we do ca2tale or do you two not want to do that

Fellby: ((i want to

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]Hitsky is decent[/color]

: [color=#ffffff]IDFK[/color]

Fellby: [thank]

Envy: "'Zackly."

: I'm up for it I guess

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"If you need me for anything else I'm alive."[/color]

: [color=#ffffff]I have around an hour and forty minutes left[/color]

Colton: [WAIT, REALLY!?]

: Schyroton [Schyroton] is now Schywey [Schywey].

Fellby: "Yeah, they're speaking now."

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Bye for now."[/color]

: Adolph Horseler [] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Barchar: Oh, hm.

Florentin: "BAAAAA!"

Barchar: "I noticed."

SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He goes to his new land.[/color]

Azazel: [[ Do Ca2Tale so I have an excuse to stop talking and do my HW considering I don't have my roles coming up for it yet ]]

: ((Hitsky will return

Fanta: is now individually plucking colt's hairs

: SiIvaHit1er [SiIvaHit1er] is now Lily [Lily].

Barchar: Good enough excuse to me

Fellby: "Well. Florentin seems to think he's a goat."

: ((Also that was fucking amazing

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Well that was nice[/color]

: ((Anyways, I need permission for something

Colton: he gets up. And leaves the room.

: ((You know how all dating sims have that roommate that you can't date and is usually joke relief

: ((Kenji I mean

Fanta: ((Im on mobile that was fucking great

: ((Yes

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yes[/color]

Schywey: ((that was beautiful

Literally Satan: Permission to claim?

: [color=#ffffff]Yes[/color]

Barchar: (YES)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yes[/color]

Fellby: ((fuck. yes.

Schywey: ((absolutely

Fanta: ((Ls takes us on a sinful picnic

Azazel: [[ I'm confused but yes ]]

Literally Satan: Literal Satan is now the MC of Cau Dating Sim's roommate.

Muffet: She comes in, carrying a bunch of groceries.

Fellby: "Hi sweetie."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Nice[/color]

Envy: "Mah."

: ((We should have more coordinated Satan and Hitler Squad moments

Florentin: "Ma!"

: ((That aren't planned

Muffet: "Oh, she's speaking too! Wonderful."

Fanta: ((Im gonna go back to ar nosurge for a bit

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Or even ones that are planned idc[/color]

: the bar TV flips on.

: You're at the color maze.

Barchar: "..."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"..."[/color]

: Miyu is standing on the other side of a grey color maze, scarf billowing.

Barchar: will give her a recap later

: She's leaning against a giant machine, hoopa is presumably there.

Muffrisk: is not hiding in the forest rn. Rip

: [color=#ffffff]Yep.[/color]

Muffrisk: "...Uhhh.."

: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Hoopa].

Charaster: "What were we doing again?"

Muffrisk: she flaps her wings. "No thank you."

Miyu: "Nope."

Hoopa: ((Imagine Titania-Sans

Schywey: Yyou can't escape frfrom this.

Miyu: "You really think flying would work twice?"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Titanians[/color]

Hoopa: ((Or Hitsky-Sans

Muffrisk: "I mean. Yes."

Miyu: "Go ahead, try to fly past, I dare you."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]or, titans[/color]

Muffrisk: she goes around. Gives it a wide berth

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"This time, it's flight-proof."[/color]

Miyu: A red dot appears on Muffrisk's head.

Schywey: ((SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JÄGER

Miyu: "Three seconds to get back to the other side and walk."

Charaster: "... Oh."

Muffrisk: "..."

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Or you'll die!"[/color]

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"I think."[/color]

Muffrisk: "Holy shit woman."

Miyu: "Sure, I could just get you shot, but uh, the puzzle has to be solvable according to Shoe."

Fanta: ((OK I HADN'T READ THE LOGS

Muffrisk: she can probably regenerate but that'd hurt

Muffrisk: she just goes back

Miyu: "There was a point where we probably could've been buds, and you could get past and all that by flying, but Varik's dead."

Fanta: ((YOU ALL MADE HITLER OCS

Miyu: "Good luck, you're fucked."

: ((Yep

Fanta: ((TO BATTLE THE FORCES OF HORSE HELL

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yes[/color]

Fanta: ((FUCK YES

Muffrisk: "HE LITERALLY ENCOURAGED ME TO KICK KITTENS"

Fellby: ((we needed some sort of final solution to the horse problem and ell

Muffrisk: "AND KEPT PUTTING ME TO BLOODY SLEEP. I DON'T."

Fanta: ((Alright now back to my loli porn

: She slams a button on the computer.

Fellby: ((we chose the final solution

Muffrisk: she groans.

Fanta: ((Kek

Barchar: (oh my fucking god)

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

: And the tile maze whirrs.

Schywey: Ii told you.

: It goes through hundreds of different things.

Muffrisk: "FUCK OFF YOU STUPID ROBOT"

: "By the way, i've got that guy following you."

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"What if she gets a seizure or something."[/color]

: "So even if you get past me, he'll be on your ass the entire time, sorry, no flying allowed for murderers."

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"And doesn't get past."[/color]

Miyu: "If she gets a seizure and dies, our job is done, right?"

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Muffrisk the Succufrisk [Muffrisk].

Charaster: "Uuuuugh."

Miyu: It lands on one specific puzzle.

: Fellby [Fellby] is now Chara!Gaster [Charaster].

Miyu: To be precise, a pixilated image of Shoe.

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]She shrugs. "Sure."[/color]

Muffrisk: "HOW MANY OF YOU PEOPLE HAVE AVOIDED KILLING ANYONE. LIKE, NOT HAVING DONE ANY KILLING WHATSOEVER."

Miyu: Shoe's entire face.

Fellby: "You know, I feel like we miss out on a lot."

Muffrisk: "PROBABLY NOT MANY!"

Muffet: She shrugs

Miyu: It's easily passable by just sticking to the purple.

Muffrisk: she sticks to the purple then

Miyu: "We didn't kill one of the most impor-"

Miyu: "..."

Miyu: "Goddamnit Shoe."

Charaster: "Purple. Just like you!"

Schywey: ...

Muffrisk: "AGAIN. KITTEN. KICKING. BLATANTLY BLOODY EVIL."

Miyu: "Hoopa, you can chat with them or something, i'm gonna go set up another puzzle."

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"'Kay."[/color]

Muffrisk: "THEY HAD CUTE LITTLE FROG COSTUMES. AND HE ENCOURAGED ME TO ATTACK THEM. NOT A GOOD PERSON."

Miyu: She walks off.

Envy: is just eyeing Barchar.

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"So! You've made it thus far! I'm impressed."[/color]

Charaster: "Aww, you're so cute when you're mad."

Muffrisk: "YOU'RE CUTE WHEN I'M M-ohgodimgoingtoregretsayingthatsofuciingmuch"

Florentin: -He finds a cheerio stuck to Fellby's sleeve and eats it.-

Muffrisk: "Couldn't bloody think before I bloody spoke"

Charaster: "Ohohohoooo~"

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]".. Uh, good to know you're still talking to yourself."[/color]

Charaster: -Muffrisk feels like she's being hugged.-

Muffrisk: "And say things that are BLATANTLY UNTRUE"

Muffrisk: "BECAUSE YOU'RE A CREEP"

Muffrisk: "AND I WANT YOU OUT OF MY STINKING HEAD"

Schywey: would laugh but he may or may not know what's going on.

Muffrisk: muffrisk: tsundere or impulsive? Probably the latter

Charaster: "Mmmh, sure you do."

Muffrisk: "Goddamn ghost sexually harassing a bloody succubus..."

Muffrisk: "...What were we talking about?"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Why the hell do people call caramel carmel[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]There is[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]A second A[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]You fuck[/color]

Muffrisk: Because Carmel is nicer to say

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Not at all[/color]

Muffrisk: Than care-a-mell

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]". . ."[/color]

Schywey: ((it's car-ah-mell

Lily: [color=#daffdb]well, i guess[/color]

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Ellipses are fun."[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]but for me caramel is nicer to say[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]But you can do the same for many words[/color]

Schywey: ((you know what sucks

Muffrisk: "Look, can I just go?"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Why caramel[/color]

Muffrisk: "Because I really want to just go."

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]They shrug.[/color]

Muffrisk: she just goes

Schywey: ((people pronouncing coffee as caw-fee

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Not as rude as Dewt."[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]cri[/color]

Dewt: cri

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Pood.[/color]

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]poof*[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]pood[/color]

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Shit.[/color]

Schywey: ((pood

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Fuck you Tri[/color]

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Fuck you MV[/color]

Charaster: -Muffet feels as though someone's resting their chin on her head.-

Schywey: ((yes, pood involves shit

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]-middle fingers-[/color]

MV: fuck you right back

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]WANNA GO[/color]

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]gladly[/color]

MV: YES

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]-pulls out a .666 magnum-[/color]

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]ALRIGHT[/color]

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Bang bang bang[/color]

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Ded.[/color]

Charaster: ((guys plz

MV: -pulls out a portal gun and a bowling ball-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]rip everything[/color]

MV: -portals bitch-

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]We're waiting for Laharl[/color]

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Shit.[/color]

Muffrisk: she tries to ignore it

: You continue on?

Charaster: -yes-

Muffrisk: yes

: You continue on...

: And instead of snow poffs, you encounter something.

: It's a big fucking gate.

: Oh here we go again.

: Smolapeño [Smolapeño] joined chat.

: Miyu's on the other side, as she puts down the padlock.

Charaster: "Oh, perfect."

Miyu: "Have fun getting past this one."

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Is Hoopa there[/color]

Schywey: ((hi darling!!

Miyu: If he wants.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Smol[/color]

: Your materials to get past the gate:

Hoopa: ((hi smooollll

: A portal gun

Smolapeño: (hi everyone!!)

: A bowling ball

: And a live anaconda

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]They're near Miyu.[/color]

: The other side of the gate is lined with black tiled that Miyu just put down

: So you can't portal gun over there

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Huh."[/color]

Schywey: ((my anaconda do

Lily: [color=#daffdb]pls[/color]

Hoopa: ((my anaconda do

Charaster: "Do you think we can shatter the black tile with the bowling ball."

Smolapeño: (my anaconda do

Azazel: [[ Is Miyu white enough to place a portal on? ]]

: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.

: Yazan [Yazan] disconnected.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Yaz[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Bye Yaz[/color]

: Her mother's japanese.

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Try ir[/color]

: So she isn't white enough

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]it*[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]ir[/color]

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Miyu isn't yellow[/color]

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Tri fuck off[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]alright[/color]

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Thanks[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]np[/color]

: Schywey's connection timed out.

: She's white, but not white enough for a portal.

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]-pats tri on the shoulder-[/color]

Tri: [color=#c9dcfb][s]He's here now, apparently.[/s][/color]

: Schywey [Schywey] joined chat.

Muffrisk: she tosses snow between the gate's poles

: Miyu just, catches it.

: And chucks it off the side of snowdin.

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Good try."[/color]

Muffrisk: "Heeeey!"

Miyu: "Nope."

Charaster: "Bitch."

Charaster: "I wonder how she'd like falling off the side of the mountain?"

Miyu: Been there, done that.

Muffrisk: "Think of it like the white gel! You can't just take out solutions!"

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Refer back to the Loni and Miyu fight[/color]

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Where Miyu kicked Loni's ass[/color]

Miyu: "Think of me as the obstacle to keep you from having a fair experience."

Muffrisk: "I fucking hate you."

Charaster: ((the joke[br] [br]you[br] [br] Miyu falling down the mountain

Muffrisk: "If I wasn't on such thin ice I'd toss this anaconda at your face."

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Please, this is supposed to be a challenge."[/color]

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"A puzzle."[/color]

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Think!"[/color]

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Thinking is important!"[/color]

Schywey: Ddo it anywayyy.

: On second examination

Muffrisk: she 'thinks' by SMASHING THE LOCK WITH THE BOWLING BAKL

: It's not an anaconda

: It's a very big cottonmouth

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Cannot confirm[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Have never thought ever[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]./s[/color]

: The lock does not break.

Azazel: [[ Throw the anaconda at Miyu then throw the snow ]]

Muffrisk: "DAMMIT"

Charaster: "OH SHIT I THINK THAT SNAKE'S POISONOUS]

Muffrisk: Hoopa

Azazel: [[ Wait ]]

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]What[/color]

Muffrisk: "YES I'M AWARE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH"

: It's in a cage.

Azazel: [[ Just keep throwing snow is the obvious solution. 6 arms vs 2 arms ]]

Muffrisk: Hoopa would also probably stop her

: It's very white mouth is pressed up against the glass.

Muffrisk: wait, fair point

Charaster: "Wait..."

Muffrisk: MACHINE GUN

Miyu: "...Hoopa."

Muffrisk: "QUANTITY OVER QUALITY"

Charaster: -Something clicks in his head.-

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Except.[/color]

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Portals.[/color]

Miyu: "In my room, second drawer to the right of my dresser."

Charaster: "Wait, sweetheart."

Miyu: "Is my flamethrower."

Charaster: "Look at that snake."

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Gotcha."[/color]

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]They place down a ring.[/color]

Muffrisk: "YOU CAN'T DO THAT! YOU'LL RUIN THE DELICATE ECOSYSTEM OF THIS PLACE,"

Muffrisk: she looks at the snake.

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]And pulls out a motherfucking flamethrower.[/color]

Charaster: "Look how white his mouth is!"

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]And tosses it to Miyu.[/color]

Miyu: "You killed the guy that was keeping half of the Ruins alive." She burns away the snow, nodding to Hoopa. "Thanks, 'bro'"

Muffrisk: "Whoop dee doo."

Charaster: "So. What we do is put a portal in his mouth, a portal here, and put the snake through the gate."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wait, what[/color]

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]He removes the ring. "Just call me Hoopa."[/color]

Muffrisk: "ADVOCATED. KICKING. KITTENS. WHO JUST SO HAPPENED TO LIVE IN THE RUINS."

Charaster: "The problem will be to open his mouth."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Did the song say 'I'm triggered, baby'[/color]

: "Got it."

Miyu: "Anyways, i've gotta go prepare one last puzzle."

Muffrisk: "..." she puts the bowling ball in the cage and hopes it's enticing to the snake

Miyu: "Fuck up their day." She leaves.

: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.

: Luckily Hoopa is probably a bit more lenient than her

Hoopa: ((I once yelled "IM TRIGGERED" and slammed my head on the desk multiple times))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Yaz[/color]

Hoopa: ((I have problems))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Ow[/color]

Yazan: hey again

: -A note: the bowling ball is a 12-pounder, and has Tweety Bird's face on it,-

: The snake tries to eat the bowling ball

Muffrisk: welcome to the 'muffet somehow has to figure out this shit' show

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Mmm, bowling balls."[/color]

Muffrisk: she quickly fires a portal in its mouth, then on the other side

Charaster: "... How do we get in."

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]They throw snow at Muffet.[/color]

Muffrisk: "HOPES AND DREAMS"

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Snowball fight?"[/color]

Muffrisk: she opens the cage, hopping through the portal

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Darn."[/color]

: Muffet has gone into the snake portal

: And come back out through the portal she placed on her side of the gate.

Schywey: ((or snortal

: Because you can't place portals on the other side, it's black tiled.

Charaster: "Hm."

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"That's not how you do it."[/color]

Muffrisk: no, presumably there's snow in a distance

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]They lay down on the floor[/color]

: Shoot that snow and you'll be walking for hours.

Muffrisk: if portals can get to the fucking moon they can go like 200 feet away

Muffrisk: I mean further on the path

Charaster: "How's about we roll the ball through the gate and have the snake chase it through?"

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Flamethrower.[/color]

Muffrisk: They can't have burned up ALL THE SNOW

: Also, if you try to just go around the gate by doing that

: Sniper

: Yazan [Yazan] disconnected.

Muffrisk: BITCH THIS IS LIKE LUKE ONLY SOLUTION

Muffrisk: IT'S NOT CHEATING

: Dude you just

: Slide the snake through the other side

: And step in through the portal on YOUR side

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"It's really easy."[/color]

Muffrisk: she angrily tosses the snake through the bars

: Or do Chime's first suggestion and bust open a black tile with a bowling ball.

Charaster: -ok fine-

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"I'm surprised, honestly."[/color]

Schywey: Okay ffffinally!

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Oh, there you go."[/color]

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Wonderful job."[/color]

Schywey: Yoyou IDIOT OHHH MY GOD.

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]They grab the snake.[/color]

: You just angrily handled a snake

Muffrisk: "I DON'T NEED THREE BLOODY PEOPLE JUDGING ME OKAY"

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Weird."[/color]

: One second, i'm gonna roll a d20 to see if you get bit and die

Muffrisk: she crushes the snake with her hell

Muffrisk: heel*

: ...

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Actually they don't lpl[/color]

: You rolled a 20

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]lol*[/color]

Muffrisk: Just step on its head

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]HAH[/color]

: You crush the snake so fucking hard its ancestors die

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Holy shit[/color]

Schywey: ((with hell, theentire hell

Muffrisk: "FUCK Yeah."

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Huh."[/color]

Azazel: [[ And you never solve the puzzle because the snake was never born ]]

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"I think my pet Arbok just died."[/color]

: You continue on...

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Crapplesticks!"[/color]

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Poof.[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb][s]pood*[/s][/color]

Muffrisk: she does indeed

: And you reach the entrance to Snowdin, except.

: Theres one last gate.

Charaster: "fuck."

: Your materials are:

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"You thought that those were all the gates!"[/color]

: A box of lockpicks.

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"But it's me, Hoopa!"[/color]

: A d20

Muffrisk: "WHY DO YOU HAVE A FETISH FOR GATES"

: A grenade

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Ask Miyu."[/color]

Charaster: "Just pick the goddamn locker."

: And a giant triple size replica of Schywey

Muffrisk: "MIYU WHY DO YOU HAVE A FETISH FOR GATES"

Charaster: *lock

Miyu: "Because i'm too lazy to think up an actual puzzle."

Muffrisk: she throws the replica off the side

Muffrisk: and rolls the d20

: You roll to see how effectively you kill the fake schywey

: 6.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip[/color]

: You somehow manage to get tangled in the flower's framework

: And almost fall off and die

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]They blink.[/color]

Muffrisk: Bitch it was a six

Muffrisk: Not a obe

Muffrisk: That kinda shit is not a six

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"You did decently!"[/color]

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]A one is where you fucking die[/color]

: You didn't die

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]IIRC[/color]

: That's why it's a six

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Then that's like a 3[/color]

Schywey: a six would be that but managed to crack it a bit

: Okay how about this

Schywey: Rrrude.

: The flower falls.

: And it's perfectly fine

Charaster: is trying to push Muffrisk towards the lock picks.

Muffrisk: she grumbles, taking the box of lockpicks. She goes over, rolling the d20 every time before she tries to pick it

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Neato[/color]

: Except it'll die in its sleep in like, three years.

Muffrisk: that'll do

Lily: [color=#daffdb]gg[/color]

Muffrisk: "I'm doing it on my bloody own, goddamn."

: Lemme roll for five lockpicks

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Let's see if your Fallout skills are up to date!"[/color]

: You need a 14 or higher

: 12.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip[/color]

Muffrisk: "AD VICTORIAM!"

: 5.

: 7.

Muffrisk: don't do me like this

: 13.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]ohhhhh[/color]

: 16.

Muffrisk: DON'T DO ME LIKE THIS

Lily: [color=#daffdb]NICE[/color]

Muffrisk: YES

: You pick the lock, but the lock picks you back.

: And opens you.

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Huh."[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]wew[/color]

Muffrisk: Excuse me what

: And then closes you.

: The lock is gone, having used you as a door.

Charaster: "Guuuuh."

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"I did not want to see spoder genitals today."[/color]

Muffrisk: "..."

Muffrisk: "That was. Uhm."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Anyway[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Gtg[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Gn <3[/color]

Muffrisk: "[s]I think I found my new fetish[/s]"

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Gn Tri[/color]

: Lily [Lily] disconnected.

Schywey: -The statue is back up.-

Schywey: ((gn tri

Muffrisk: Wait, I know why my luck is so shitty

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Why[/color]

Muffrisk: It's because I've never listened to a watsky song in my life

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Because you like Sagekrai[/color]

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Of course[/color]

Muffrisk: One sec opening Spotify

: Want my watsky playlist

Charaster: "Do you think there's bunnies in Snowdin?"

: https://play.spotify.com/user/1248298735/playlist/3SOKkzqRzxU176ZoqNkO1E?play=true&utm_source=open.spotify.com&utm_medium=open

Charaster: "'Cause I wanna see some buns."

Muffrisk: Nah I'm just listening to the latest album

Muffrisk: she goes on, not dignifyig Scummy with a response

Charaster: -It feels like someone grabbed her shoulders.-

Muffrisk: she flips miyu a quintuple bird. Hoopa only gets one

: Miyu's gone.

: [Explore Snowdin or get right on to the miyu fight]

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Thanks for giving me only one bird."[/color]

Barkid: some weird red-eyed kid stares at muffet

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Poof.[/color]

Muffrisk: might as well do some exploration

Muffrisk: she goes into the shop

: By the wya

Charaster: is hoping for some Bunny buns.

: I've inserted Satan in here

: In Ca2tale

: Not in this shop

Charaster: -that's fine-

: But in the thing

Schywey: ((is he a soul

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

: Nope

Muffrisk: (wow. I. Do not like this very much.)

Schywey: ((ok good

Schywey: ((oh

Muffrisk: (But I'll live with it for the luck)

: A bunny shopkeep sits on he other side.

: "Hello traveler."

: "How can I help you?"

: [Buy]

Muffrisk: "Healing items."

Charaster: "Why helloooo!~"

: [Talk]

Fanta: ((Did flame just say he didn't like watsky

Muffrisk: she's still nominally doing the mask voice

Muffrisk: sure

Muffrisk: (It's not awful but eh)

Fanta: ((What song

Muffrisk: (I wouldn't listen to it if my life wasn't on the line)

: [Shop inv:]

Muffrisk: (tiny glowing screens part 3?)

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Listen to Sloppy Seconds or Woah Woah Woah[/color]

Muffrisk: (im just listening to the latest album on Spotify)

Fanta: ((Listen to cardboard castles

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Those are two good ones[/color]

: [Sinner Bun.]

: [Bi-Cicle]

Fanta: ((That's my favorite

Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Cardboard Castles too[/color]

Muffrisk: well shit she needs the sinner bun

Charaster: ((going down or stick to your guns

Charaster: "Oooh, sexy."

: [One sec lemme check the doc]

Fanta: ((Roses is great too

: Schywey's connection timed out.

Fanta: ((I can't say i'm a huge fan of the tgs trilogy

: [Right]

: [Multiple Personalities: +6 DEF]

Muffrisk: [So what are her options for the small talk]

Muffrisk: ooh, that'll be helpful, actually. She buys that

: Schywey [Schywey] joined chat.

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Shoephys [Shoephys].

: [Multiple Personalities, +6 Def]

Charaster: "We can buy new personalities? Shiiiit, used to be you had to drive yourself insane for those!"

: [*You've got a lot of them now]

: [Equip?]

Muffrisk: sure

Charaster: ((is this blaxith

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Tiberius: <-He takes one look at who he's dealing with.->

: Azazel [Azazel] is now DamnDude [].

Muffrisk:

Tiberius: <"Yeah, um. No.">

X: