Lily: [color=#daffdb]Apparently the xylophone is bugged[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]So when I load the project it can't load the xylophone and it just fucks everything[/color]
Fanta: Sheit
Lily: [color=#daffdb]God dammit[/color]
: whylophone
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's maybe fixable though, since it's the instrument and not the project[/color]
Fellby: "WHAT THE FFFfffu oh whocaresthey'regonnaswearanyway"
Schyroton: ((o shit
Azazel: -from behind the horse with a horse mask, he gives out a bored 'ba'-
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Azazel [Azazel].
Fellby: "Oh hey."
Azazel: waves to Fellby.
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Florentin: -He looks at Azazel, and points. "Ba."-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Nevermind can't fix it[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Fuck[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Brb anyway[/color]
Fellby: "You know, he could be saying his first word. But no. He makes goat noises."
: cya
Horse: "So now we know who the dad is"
Azazel: "Didn't you two get married like a month ago?"
: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.
Fellby: "... Yeah."
Azazel: "Also, never piss off satan by telling him you're gonna overthrow him. I've been stuck with a horse for the last week"
: Soooo if we're doing the dating sim tradition of having a joke character as your roommate
Fellby: "I'll keep that in mind."
Literally Satan: Hi i'm your replacement kenji.
Florentin: "H...."
Florentin: -He points at the Horse. "Horse!"-
Horse: "If his first word is horse"
Horse: "Fuck yes"
Azazel: "..."
Fellby: -He's shocked. Dumbfounded. And somewhat upset.-
Horse: "He's a child of the equine army now"
Schyroton: ((first word shouldve been whores
Horse: "Here's his fedora"
Literally Satan: Seriously permission to have the MC's un-gettable roommate that's there for comic relief be LS
Horse: He slides a fedora over
Florentin: "Whoooorse."
Literally Satan: He abruptly snaps awake in his bed.
Literally Satan: Stands up.
Fellby: -He sits down.-
Azazel: " your child calling us whores"
Literally Satan: And jumps through a hell boid.
Literally Satan: The horse gets fucking drop kicked.
Fellby: "Good fucking god what did I do to deserve this kid.-
Horse: He is drop kicked
: Thats what they get for horsing around like that.
Azazel: [[ Fellby, his child, or Azazel ]]
Azazel: [[ wait nvm ]]
Literally Satan: And then he stares at Azazel.
Azazel: "Satan how much longer until I can stop putting up with the horse's shit"
Literally Satan: "You just stood idly by while my grandchild's first word is Horse."
Horse: "He's ours now"
Fellby: "NO HE'S NOT"
Horse: "You know the rules"
Literally Satan: "I'm sending you to the fucking glue factory." He points at Horse.
Literally Satan: "And i'm sending Azazel with you."
Azazel: "Yes"
Azazel: "No"
Horse: "Yes"
Horse: "This body doesn't matter, we are a hive mind"
Literally Satan: "Y'know what."
Florentin: "Bees."
Literally Satan: "That's it, Satan's on the warpath."
Fellby: -He slams his face on the table.-
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Literally Satan: He conjures a fucking doublesided battle axe out of nowhere. "I'm gonna go kill the horses at their source."
Azazel: "If I help can I not be sent to the glue factory?"
Horse: "Pffft"
Fellby: "Goddamn... kid. You're gonna quote memes aren't you."
Literally Satan: He hands Azazel a shotgun.
Florentin: "Yeah!"
Literally Satan: And steps through a hell boid.
Azazel: "The fuck's this"
Fellby: -He groans.-
Literally Satan: And begins marching to Horse Hell.
Azazel: follows anyways.
Horse: Horse hell is like actual hell, but with more horses
Azazel: quickly runs off to get his bag and returns to satan's side but more fucked up.
Literally Satan: He grabs a horse by the fucking neck.
Literally Satan: "Where's your core."
Horse: "Hi"
Horse: "You'll never know"
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Literally Satan: He swings down the axe onto the horse's neck.
: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.
Azazel: charges at another horse, about to scream what Literally Satan screamed at the horse but instead of giant wave of brimstone comes out.
Azazel: "Fuck!"
Horse: The horsemen appear
Horse: and gtg
Fellby: [help my son is going to become a memer]
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Literally Satan: "...Okay, so Azazel."
Schyroton: [oh god]
Schyroton: [what happened]
Literally Satan: He shoots them with a silenced pistol. "We're gonna go home for a bit."
Fellby: [he made goat noises]
Literally Satan: "And armor up."
Fellby: [and then his first word was "horse"]
Schyroton: [oh]
Azazel: nods. He goes back to normal hell and begins using game breaking combos.
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Fellby: [and then i asked if he was gonna be quoting memes at me and he said "yeah"]
: He warps back to hell.
: And starts assembling the Hitler Squad
: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.
: Adaline, Child Hitler, Hidden Hitler, Heavy Metal Hitler, Mettaton Hitler, The Kung Fuhrer.
: And Glorious Leader Kim Jong II
Schyroton: [oh dear]
: Frisky Whiskington [Frisky] joined chat.
Sadako: continues to hum to hersel.
: Child Hitler is still a corpse from the hell fight.
Literally Satan: [We're gonna kill all the horses]
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]-Is this bitch humming the lavender town song?-[/color]
: Oops.
: He shoves a fucking soul of some russian dude into the child's body.
Sadako: ((zombie child hitler
Literally Satan: "Welcome back to hell you're hitler now."
: Russian in Child Hitler's body: "GULAG?"
Literally Satan: "Yes."
Schyroton: [sub]...Iiiis that... Lavvender Towown?[/sub]
Literally Satan: Quick, everyone claim your hitler OC
: RiCH: "I will murder all dirt from land"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Back, calmed down[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]SiivaHitler[/color]
Schyroton: ((ill be mettadolf hitler
Literally Satan: "Horses first,"
Literally Satan: He finds SilvaGunner Hitler.
Fopdoodle: ((bitnch please
Literally Satan: And adds them to the task force.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hooray[/color]
Literally Satan: ANd then grabs Mettadolf Hitler, Fopdoodle, Silvagunner Hitler, RiCH, Adaline, and Hidden Hitler.
Literally Satan: And puts them all on a truck to go find more hitlers.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hmm.[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Good color...[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Gray, perhaps[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Blue with red text perhaps[/color]
Envy: she goes over to Fellby, managing to get up next to him
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yeah I'll do that[/color]
Sadako: ((whoa i found the tos swear filter list
Sadako: ((time to do replacements for fopdoodle
Schyroton: ((wait what
Sadako: ((town of salem has a swear filter
Schyroton: ((ohhhhh
Sadako: ((and that's where Fopdoodle comes from
: Lily [Lily] is now SiIvaHitler [SiIvaHitler].
♋: Spam has been detected and silenced. Please come [url=]here[/url] or ask a chat moderator to unsilence you if this was an accident.
: You should've learned
: The first time
: High Priest Laharl [] unsilenced Lily [Lily].
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Shit.[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I forgot.[/color]
: Just use a shortcut
: And use SilvaHit or something
Mettadolf: ((we're all terrible
: Lily [Lily] is now SiIvaHitIer [SiIvaHitIer].
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#940000]Semi-success[/color]
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#940000]Actually this red is too dark[/color]
Literally Satan: He also executes Horse Hitler at gunpoint
Barchar: (Wait, who got spam rekt?)
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#940000]Me[/color]
Barchar: (gg tri)
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#940000]Because you can't name yourself Hitler[/color]
: Flame
Barchar: (oh)
: You want in on the Hitler Squad, Azazel, And Satan go kill all the horses
: Funanza
Barchar: (yes)
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#940000]Test[/color]
: SiIvaHitIer [SiIvaHitIer] is now Dewt [Dewt].
: Dewt [Dewt] is now SiIvaHitIer [SiIvaHitIer].
Mettadolf: ((the shortcut or this is 'why'
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Alright better[/color]
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]I did it Reddot[/color]
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
: ((Claim your hitler AU
: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Hi Yaz[/color]
Yazan: hey
Fopdoodle: "tarnation YEAH, LET'S DO THIS flummery"
Sadako: ((success
: SiIvaHitIer - I only upload high quality anti-semetic rips.
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Keep in mind SiIvaHitler speaks like Chad[/color]
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Diva htlr [[NOT]Relic].
: RiCH: "What is comrade with funny name saying"
Literally Satan: "He's saying we should go assemble more hitlers."
[NOT]Relic: Does this work
[NOT]Relic: yes
Literally Satan: We've reached the original purpose of the hitler squad DD
Literally Satan: We're getting everyone a hitler
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "I think there's a couple more to the east."
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Bitch we'll assemble all the hitlers."[/color]
Mettadolf: And perhaps a couple more to the north.
[NOT]Relic: *radio announcer voice* "And now, it's Diva Hitler with her new hit single, Jumping jew-ck flash!"
Literally Satan: He keeps going on the Hummer as Heavy Metal Hitler blares high quality rips from the roof.
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]The Nutshack Except The First Nutshack Is Me Deleting The Channel is now among the most popular uploads[/color]
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]:([/color]
[NOT]Relic: jumping jew-ck flash will not be played, then. rip her
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]rip[/color]
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]literally[/color]
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]hue[/color]
[NOT]Relic: she falls on top of the roof of the car
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"The fuck?"[/color]
[NOT]Relic: "Vhat vhy am I here I vhas in zhe middle of somezhing you assholes'
Mettadolf: -He allows his speaker to be used as the amp.
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Oh shit hey."[/color]
Literally Satan: "We're gonna go kill all the horses."
Fopdoodle: "Heeey baby."
[NOT]Relic: "Vhy?"
: Sadako [Sadako] disconnected.
Literally Satan: "We're gonna stop at the hell armory."
: Sadako [Sadako] joined chat.
Literally Satan: "My grandchild's first word was Horse."
Literally Satan: "The punishment for that is death."
: Hitler Von Karma is too busy getting guilty verdicts on all the Jews by lying.
[NOT]Relic: "Vhat if his first vord vas 'Satan;?"
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Or Grand Dad?"[/color]
Literally Satan: "Then i'd be a proud grandfather."
[NOT]Relic: "Okay zhen."
[NOT]Relic: "Zhis seems utterly arbitrary."
[NOT]Relic: "I'm in."
: Sadako [Sadako] is now Fopdoodle [Fopdoodle].
Literally Satan: He pulls out a listy.
: RiCH: "I am hearing weird second voice in head. He want to take horse's desk"
Literally Satan: "We've gotta pick up uh..."
[NOT]Relic: "I used to ride a horse, you know. But he betrayed me for a horse dark lord."
Fopdoodle: ((alrighty i think i've got all the replacements I want
Literally Satan: "Harley Quinn Hitler, Hitler Hitler."
Literally Satan: "And True Hitler."
Literally Satan: "Also, yes, he can have the desk."
[NOT]Relic: "How do Hitler Hitler and True Hitler differ?"
Fopdoodle: "Horses are tarnationing dumb."
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Hitler Hitler is double Hitler."[/color]
Fopdoodle: sighs at his own weak insults.
: RiCH: "You are missing very important hitler"
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"True Hitler is pure Hitler."[/color]
: RiCH: "Mecha Hitler"
: "Hitler Hitler is the original hitler."
Literally Satan: "True Hitler is pure 100% hitler to the very core."
[NOT]Relic: "Oh. Zhe [i]lame[/i] vone."
Literally Satan: "He's so hitler that his very atoms are hitler."
Literally Satan: "His atoms atoms are hitler."
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Hitlerium."[/color]
[NOT]Relic: "It's Hitler all zhe vay down."
Literally Satan: "He's made of pure hitlerium, truly, he is the darkest timeline."
: RiCH: "I heard of everyone having little hitler in everyone, but holy hell"
Fopdoodle: "Incredible."
[NOT]Relic: "Darkest? Zhat sounds awesome."
Mettadolf: Absolutely wunderbar.
Literally Satan: "Yes."
Literally Satan: "And then we need to get Angel Hitler down from his high perch."
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Well goddamn, so he'll be hard to get huh?"[/color]
Literally Satan: "And maybe we'll drag up Mole Hitler."
Fopdoodle: "You know, I've always wondered why there were so many fopdoodles."
[NOT]Relic: "Vait, zhere's an angel hitler?"
[NOT]Relic: "Nevermind, zhere is a lamer Hitler zhen Hitler Hitler."
Literally Satan: "There's a hitler for everything."
Literally Satan: "I'm pretty sure theres a Satan Hitler."
[NOT]Relic: (Aphell: There's a hitler for that)
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Are you secretly Literally Satan Hitler?"[/color]
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Or Well Disguised Hitler?"[/color]
: Fopdoodle [Fopdoodle] disconnected.
Literally Satan: He unzips his costume.
: Fopdoodle [Fopdoodle] joined chat.
: RiCH: "Wait, we have Mecha Hitler." He points at Mettadolf
Literally Satan: Revealing that he is truly
Literally Satan: Literally Satan
Mettadolf: Exactly!
Fopdoodle: ((i can't believe we're doing this
Literally Satan: "Yep."
Literally Satan: "I'm satan, you got me.|
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"I did it bitches."[/color]
[NOT]Relic: "By zhe gods!"
Literally Satan: "Oh, and we need to find Hidden Hitler."
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"I uncovered him."[/color]
Mettadolf: I just happen to be a better version.
: ((When Slar gets back
: ((We'll have Hitler Squad
: ((Versus Horse
Fopdoodle: ((and it will be fucking awesome
: Hidden Hitler is nowhere to be found.
Literally Satan: he stops at a big warehouse.
Fopdoodle: considers asking everyone for their role.
[NOT]Relic: (We should have put Literally Satan in ca2tale)
Literally Satan: "This warehouse has every weapon known to man, demon, and some known to monkey."
Literally Satan: "Ladies, gentlemen, agender hitlers."
Literally Satan: "...Hidden Hitler too."
Literally Satan: "Pick your weapons."
[NOT]Relic: she picks a microphone that TURNS INTO A FUCKING LIGHTSABER BITCHEEEES
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]He picks out...hmm[/color]
Fopdoodle: "tarnation. Yeah."
Fopdoodle: picks out a knife and a shotgun.
Literally Satan: He just starts shoving everything into a big satan bag of holding.
Azazel: is too busy breaking the game to take weapons. He's about triple his normal size though, so that's fun.
[NOT]Relic: "Vhy do you say 'tarnation' instead of 'fuck'"
[NOT]Relic: why would you take a bunch of one makes you LARGER pills
Mettadolf: -He goes into his NEO form, but replaces his original cannon with a bigger, better cannon.-
Literally Satan: "Now, we need to go to the zoo."
MettatonSEX: -Why NOT?-
Literally Satan: "Harambe Hitler has the plan."
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]He picks out a war sword.[/color]
Fopdoodle: "It's this godgee golly swear filter. It can suck a doodle."
: RiCH proceeds to take the finest of Russain weapons, a Mosin.
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Because war swords slice things very well.[/color]
[NOT]Relic: "Zhat does seem unconvenient."
Mettadolf: Ugh, I hate that guy.
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Also known as ripping things very well.[/color]
: Note to anyone who knows guns, Mosin's aren't good.
Literally Satan: "Yeah, he keeps getting too close to my kid."
Literally Satan: "And then I have to shoot him."
[NOT]Relic: are you saying that war swords
[NOT]Relic: are high quality
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Mhm.[/color]
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]They cause the highest quality of rips.[/color]
Fopdoodle: "doodles out for Harambe Fopdoodle."
: Fopdoodle [Fopdoodle] disconnected.
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Take a normal sword, slice a shirt in half.[/color]
: Fopdoodle [Fopdoodle] joined chat.
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Take a war sword, slice the perception of time in half.[/color]
Literally Satan: "We'll be meeting up with Ninja Hitler over there."
Literally Satan: "And then we'll get a ride from those two girls from Johnny Test."
Mettadolf: -He attaches a secondary cannon to his primary cannon, for two cannons.-
[NOT]Relic: she waves around her micsaber
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Where's Grand Hitler?"[/color]
[NOT]Relic: "By zhe vay I'm audio streaming zhis to every radio in Hell."
: ((I cannot believe this is happening
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"I'm guessing in the nutshack."[/color]
Fopdoodle: ((I can't either
Literally Satan: "I'm gonna get Camera Hitler to record it."
[NOT]Relic: "Ve should get color commentator hitler to talk over it."
Literally Satan: "I'm gonna send it to my son-in-law."
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]CaU: The only place where you can roleplay hitlers finding other hitlers in hell and waging war against a horse.[/color]
Fellby: -He will be moderately pleased.-
Literally Satan: He cocks a shotgun, and steps out, getting into the hummer.
Literally Satan: "By the way,"
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]He follows, sheathing the war sword.[/color]
Literally Satan: "This is Hummer Hitler."
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"There really is a fucking hitler for everything."[/color]
: RiCH: "Where is Hummer Hitler. Did you fit small man in car"
Literally Satan: "He's the engine."
Literally Satan: "He's our double agent, he runs off Horse power."
Schyroton: why
Fopdoodle: "My god, we're like. tarnationing Fopdoodle depot."
Mettadolf: Heh.
: Fopdoodle [Fopdoodle] disconnected.
Schyroton: ((ignore the why
: Fopdoodle [Fopdoodle] joined chat.
[NOT]Relic: not one horse
: RiCH: "That is finest of Russian thought"
[NOT]Relic: TONS of horses
Literally Satan: "He also runs off the same shit that the bar's couch works off of."
[NOT]Relic: "Who zhe fuck invited mozherfucking Ivan"
Literally Satan: "So we can fit unlimited hitlers in here."
: Yazan's connection timed out.
[NOT]Relic: so satan has a clown car
[NOT]Relic: a clown hitler car
Literally Satan: "Does anyone know where Meta Hitler is?"
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"No."[/color]
: RiCH: "I was one put in small hitler body after dying for mother russia"
Literally Satan: "Last I saw him he was talking about someone named Chime."
[NOT]Relic: "Is zhat vizh two ts or vone?"
[NOT]Relic: "Because two ts is right over zhere."
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Are we finding him first?"[/color]
Literally Satan: "one T."
Mettadolf: Yeah, I have no idea.
[NOT]Relic: "Probably off trying to break zhe fourzh vall."
[NOT]Relic: "Hah."
[NOT]Relic: "Fool."
: RiCH: " gulag"
Fopdoodle: "Eh. We might not need him."
Literally Satan: "Yeah."
[NOT]Relic: "Ve had a fling." she whispers to fopdoodle
Literally Satan: "Wheres stylish hitler?" He starts driving.
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Wait, aren't we getting Hitlers so we can fuck a horse?"[/color]
Mettadolf: I'm right here.
: RiCH: "What is wrong with german man who speaks in memes"
[NOT]Relic: "Hundreds of horses, actually."
[NOT]Relic: (Why is this my life)
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Okay, well, why don't we just get Rocket Hitler? Gun Hitler? Sword Hitler?"[/color]
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Nuke Hitler, Gas Hitler, it goes on."[/color]
: RiCH writes a note to himself to ban memes.
Literally Satan: "By the way."
: Frisky Whiskington [Frisky] joined chat.
Fopdoodle: "What about upstanding citizen Hitler?"
Literally Satan: "Anyone who kills more than six horses is getting some land."
Fopdoodle: ((shit i messed up my replacement
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Oh shit."[/color]
Mettadolf: Oh, yes.
[NOT]Relic: "Ve are all gas hitler."
Frisky: ((what))
Frisky: ((the fuck))
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]hey frisky[/color]
Literally Satan: "Now lets go find Gaster Hitler."
Frisky: ((Hitler CaU
Fopdoodle: ((hi frisky
: ((We're assembling the Hitler Squad
: ((To go kill the Horses
Fopdoodle: "tarnation YEAH!"
: ((Wanna claim a Hitler
Azazel: is now a giant who is following the Hummer of Hitlers after taking about 1000 strength cards.
Frisky: ((Okayyyy))
Frisky: ((Can I make my own Hitler or))
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Yes[/color]
[NOT]Relic: (Yup)
Frisky: ((Alright how does one entrance into the Hitler squad))
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Yes[/color]
[NOT]Relic: (make a hitler and drop in)
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]I think you just kinda do[/color]
[NOT]Relic: (like literally drop in if you want)
Azazel: looks off in the distance and grabs a hitler he can't see.
[NOT]Relic: (but don't but the word 'hitler' in the name)
Frisky: ((Okay))
MV: -Somewhere, they're jealous of videogame mechanics.-
Fruit_warp : ((traaaaash, eat it up!))
Fruit_warp : ((why the fuck haven't i changed this back yet, eat it up!))
: yee haw
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Do you ever feel like something interesting is happening somewhere else?"[/color]
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]YES[/color]
Barchar: "Yes."
: I cant think of any hitler oc ideas
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]What[/color]
Literally Satan: "Wanna grab Cowboy Hitler?"
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Sure."[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Frisky runs in, wearing a toothbrush mustache and a third reich uniform.[/color]
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]"Well there's another hitler."[/color]
Schyroton: Yyep.
Azazel: grabbed cowboy hitler if swood is cowboy hitler.
Mettadolf: Huh.
[NOT]Relic: "Somezhing seems off about zhem..."
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"NEIN! I'M NOT JUST ANOTHER HITLER!"[/color]
: hitler hated americans, and cowboys are the most american thing ever.
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]".. I'm Hitler."[/color]
[NOT]Relic: So?
Azazel: [[ Exactly ]]
[NOT]Relic: Hitler also wasn't a diva
Mettadolf: We're ALL Hitler.
: fuck it
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Hitler also wasn't Siiva[/color]
[NOT]Relic: or siivagunner
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Unless he is[/color]
[NOT]Relic: or mettaton
Fopdoodle: "We're all fopdoodle here."
: Swood [] is now Swood [Cowboy Hit1er].
[NOT]Relic: or...whatever fopdoodle is
Literally Satan: "Do I look like a Hitler?"
: RiCH: "I am puny man born into hitler body"
[NOT]Relic: "Ve're all fopdoodles now."
Cowboy Hit1er: ((where is this taking place
SiIvaHitIer: [color=#cc0000]Hell[/color]
Mettadolf: Except you.
[NOT]Relic: Hell
Azazel: puts Cowboy Hitler into Hummer.
: SiIvaHitIer [SiIvaHitIer] is now SiIvaHit1er [SiIvaHit1er].
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]That's better[/color]
Literally Satan: "Now that we've done this."
[NOT]Relic: gives cowboy hitler revolvers
Literally Satan: "Lets wait for the Horses to come online."
Literally Satan: "So we can strike."
Fopdoodle: "Ooooh, yes."
[NOT]Relic: "To vhat?"
Cowboy Hit1er: "yee haw" but in a thick cheesy german accent.
: RiCH: "Do you want Mosin cowboy hitler?"
Cowboy Hit1er: "yee haw"
: RiCH: "What puny answer is that"
[NOT]Relic: She rolls her eyes. "Zhat's zhe kind of zhing Meta Hitler vould say."
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They put their hands on their hips. "THEY WILL FACE THE TRUE POWER OF THE THIRD REICH!" Queue Nazi salute.[/color]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"HEIL SATAN!"[/color]
Cowboy Hit1er: *He does a salute, but with more yee haw.
[NOT]Relic: "'Ooooh, Diva Hitler, MV just came online. Ooooh, Diva Hitler, DD is quit CaU.' Vhatever zhe fuck zhat means."
Fopdoodle: "HEIL SATAN!"
: Swood [Cowboy Hit1er] disconnected.
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Cowboy Hit1er: "yee haw"
Fopdoodle: ((oh god what are we doing
Cowboy Hit1er: ((literally hitler
[NOT]Relic: (I DON'T. KNOW.)
: Theres a figure in the back of the hummer.
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He salutes as well, singing the Nutshack as he holds the salute.[/color]
: With a hood on.
[NOT]Relic: Runner hitler
Mettadolf: HEIL US.
Cowboy Hit1er: "yee haw"
: RiCH: "For the motherland"
Frisky: ((Starring Frisky as Hitler
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"HEIL HATLER!"[/color]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]Inb4 Merasmus Hitler[/color]
Frisky: ((Relic as Hitler
: "...Hehehehehe." He sits there, looking cool with the hood.
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Are you edgy Hitler?"[/color]
Fopdoodle: laughs. He can't believe he's doing this.
[NOT]Relic: "Who zhe fuck are you"
Azazel: (( Starring Hitler as a Russian ))
Cowboy Hit1er: "yee haw"
: He just, waves a hand away from diva hitler.
: "Far too powerful for you to comprehend."
[NOT]Relic: "OH you're True Hitler aren't you"
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"If that's true then I think we have this in the shack."[/color]
: "What's up, beatrice."
Cowboy Hit1er: "yee haw"
: He lifts the hitler hood.
: His face is hitler
: The hitler's faces are hitler.
: Everything is hitler.
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Holy shit."[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Holy shit."[/color]
[NOT]Relic: "By zhe gods."
Mettadolf: Yep, that's True.
Cowboy Hit1er: "yee haw."
[NOT]Relic: "You could be ctulhitler"
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"It's true Hitler."[/color]
Fopdoodle: "Ummm, guys. This is awkward, but..."
Fopdoodle: "I'm not fopdoodle."
Fopdoodle: "I'm fopdoodle."
[NOT]Relic: "Vhat?"
[NOT]Relic: "Vhat?"
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Oh."[/color]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Cool."[/color]
Fopdoodle: ((fun fact: both hitler and stalin correct to "fopdoodle"
Cowboy Hit1er: "yee haw"
: His eyes are hitler.
: His voice is hitler.
Mettadolf: Eh, you're still one of us.
Fopdoodle: "But, I guess I am fopdoodle now?"
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]His hitler is hitler[/color]
: His smell is hitler.
: His name is hitler.
[NOT]Relic: "Yes you are."
: His very concept is hitler.
: RiCH: "Are you claiming to the motherland?"
: His text is hitler.
Fopdoodle: "I don't know what's going on with... fopdoodle fopdoodle over there."
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Anyway when're we gonna fuck shit up again?"[/color]
[NOT]Relic: "Ve need to vait for zhe horses."
Cowboy Hit1er: "vee haw"
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Okay." In the meantime he blares the We Are Number One rip.[/color]
[NOT]Relic: Yee hitler
[NOT]Relic: she sings along
: He bumps his head to the music.
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
[NOT]Relic: (I think this defense in bloons is literally impossible to beat)
: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.
Literally Satan: "Anyways."
Cowboy Hit1er: ((fuck round 86
Literally Satan: "We've gotta pick up one last guy."
Literally Satan: "And then we'll cut to commercial."
Cowboy Hit1er: "vee haw"
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Hmm?"[/color]
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "Alright."
[NOT]Relic: (Who cares about round 86? That's free play no matter what)
[NOT]Relic: "Okay!"
: Meanwhile, Hitler Van Karma has defeated another Jew in court, and keeps him record at a clean 3,000,000 - 0.
: He parks Hummer Hitler outside of an abandoned shack.
[NOT]Relic: (I have four aircraft carriers, a spiked mine factory, 6 first strikes and 6 technological terrors)
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Oh hell yes, it's the nutshack."[/color]
[NOT]Relic: (Also some other shit that isn't as cool)
Literally Satan: "it's not the nutshack."
[NOT]Relic: "Zhere are no nuts in it."
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Dammit."[/color]
Cowboy Hit1er: "vee haw"
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"It's a regular shack."[/color]
Fopdoodle: "gee golly."
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He tosses a nut in it.[/color]
: RiCH: "I do not want nuts in shack"
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"It is now the nutshack."[/color]
Literally Satan: He steps into the shack.
Literally Satan: "It's time for..."
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"It is in fact the peanut house."[/color]
Cowboy Hit1er: "vee haw!"
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He follows.[/color]
: He flings the shack open.
Fopdoodle: follows.
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
UnexpectedGimli: "MY AXE!"
Cowboy Hit1er: *He follows
Cowboy Hit1er: "vee haw!?
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"..."[/color]
Literally Satan: "This is gimli, he's an honorary hitler."
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Nice."[/color]
Fopdoodle: "Hey Gimli."
Azazel: "What"
[NOT]Relic: "Hey, Gimli."
[NOT]Relic: "Ve need Satan, hitlers, aaand..."
Cowboy Hit1er: Greeting "vee haw"
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Literally Satan: "Anyways, lets go to the bar RP."
Literally Satan: "And come back when the Horses are here."
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Motherfucking Gimli."[/color]
[NOT]Relic: "Zhe vhat?"
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"The bar RP?"[/color]
Fopdoodle: "I'm down with that."
Cowboy Hit1er: Confused "vee haw"
: Fopdoodle [Fopdoodle] is now Sadako [Sadako].
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Bar RP is neat."[/color]
[NOT]Relic: "You're talking like meta hitler again."
Cowboy Hit1er: "vee haw"
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"That's enough to convince me to do it."[/color]
[NOT]Relic: That's a sentence I just typed
Sadako: has finished her drink. "I feel as though hell might freeze over..."
: RiCH: "Wait, is comrade actually hidden hitler in disguise?"
[NOT]Relic: "Vell I'm entirely sold
Barchar: "Probaly not."
Mettadolf: ...I need to make sure I look my best before the slaughter, I'll pass.
Schyroton: shrugs.
: RiCH: "And that hidden hitler actually meta hitler"
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Weird, huh?"[/color]
SiIvaHit1er: starts playing very quietly in the bar.
Schyroton: ...Um.
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]-WILD SADAKO ATTACKS!-[/color]
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]-jk-[/color]
Barchar: her eye twitches
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"How do we get there?"[/color]
Literally Satan: "No I mean."
[NOT]Relic: "I expect ve take zhe car."
Literally Satan: "all the RPers"
Literally Satan: "Go RP in the bar and we'll come back to this.|"
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Oh."[/color]
Literally Satan: "Go RP schyro or some shit."
Cowboy Hit1er: "vee haw"
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]The song ends.[/color]
Muffet: feels like she's being left out again
Mettadolf: Who the fuck is that?
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She enters. "Hello."[/color]
Schyroton: Hhi.
: Swood [Cowboy Hit1er] is now Swood [].
: SiIvaHit1er [SiIvaHit1er] is now Lily [Lily].
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Anything going on?"[/color]
Barchar: "Nah."
Schyroton: Nnot... not reallly.
Envy: "...ff..."
Sadako: eyes Lily.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Alright. And...hello, I've never seen you before."[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hybrid...?"[/color]
Barchar: "Her name is Sadako."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Oh, interesting. I'm Lily, nice to meet you."[/color]
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Well, dearie, the name's Sadako." She strokes her stole for a second. It's soft. Awfully soft.[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I've never seen a Gengar hybrid...hmm."[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She sits on the couch.[/color]
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Well then, I'm your first."[/color]
Barchar: "I've seen one of a Gorebyss. A flipping Gorebyss. I don't even want to know how that happened."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"A lot are confusing."[/color]
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I've seen a couple Barboach hybrids."[/color]
: ((Tri why do you hate barbroach so much
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I don't know[/color]
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]It just looks[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]So terrible[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I also hate Whiscash[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I hate them both and I'm not completely sure why[/color]
Barchar: "Bar...boach?"
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"I've seen a Klinklang. That looks like a poor decision."[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Yes."[/color]
Barchar: "I thought it only worked with fully evolved...?"
Nyxem: -Maybe-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Evidently not."[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Or, maybe in certain places."[/color]
: My favorite pokemon is Abamonation, Well, Its got a pinecone for a body. It's uh, wearin' a fez, And it's got that one, staring, unblinking eye that reminding you that this creature lives in never-ending, ceaseless agony.
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Honey, I had to evolve all the way up."[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Hey Laharl[/color]
: ((Yes
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"What do you do?"[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Will there be anything similar to Bravoh[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Except 100℅ better[/color]
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"... Business."[/color]
Sadako: spears a cherry with her fingernail.
: ((I fucking
: ((Hated
: ((Calcing style points
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]I KNOW[/color]
: ((EVen when they were so easy
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]WHAT I MEAN[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Ah."[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]IS ANOTHER REGION[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]WITH COOL SHIT THAT IS FUN[/color]
: ((Maybe if people still like pokemon after SCP
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's called SCP[/color]
: ((I'll come up with a new region with some wierd gimmick
Master Roshi: [[ "Where did my bitches go" ]]
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]I mean PMD could leak into 2017, you still have plenty of time before people get sick of Pokémon[/color]
Sadako: ((i like to think master roshi is still lurking around bravoh
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I won't get sick of it for a while[/color]
: ((I should just bring back Bravoh
Sadako: ((riding m'dick
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Fuck no[/color]
: ((Except you get pokemon in a datim sim style
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Ah[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]AMAZING[/color]
: ((And find something else instead of style poins
Lily: [color=#daffdb]THAT'S JUST[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]AMAZING[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Tri: THAT IS WAY BETTER THAN PMD[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It is /s[/color]
Sadako: picks the cherry off of her fingernail and eats it.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I just sing and dance."[/color]
: I'm gonna charm the god of time into becoming my friend!
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"A capellas, usually."[/color]
Envy: "ffff..."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]a cappella*[/color]
Master Roshi: [[ "Do you want to get y'tits in m'dick" "What the fuck, you old pervert" ]]
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Fellby: -He peers at his daugther. "Yes deer?"
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]*dear[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]By the way I'm gonna get here tomorrow 'round 12:30[/color]
: am or pm
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I'm going to be pretty late tomorrow[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]At the absolute earliest 7:30[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Everyone: great, now we have to deal with frisky for longer[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]AM[/color]
Envy: "Fffaaah..."
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]I know[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]PM*[/color]
: ((We're trying so hard to give SCP a good story
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Shit[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]PM*[/color]
: ((See, right now
Fellby: "Oh? Oh?"
: ((It's
: (("Hey, lets get them all dream teams"
: (("And then kick off the actual plot"
[NOT]Relic: BTW frisky will you probably want to do ca2tale after horse
Frisky: ((TBH I feel like Reborn is better than SCP
Sadako: (('cause we wanna do cautale
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]IDK I'm really fucking tired[/color]
: We can do Ca2tale rk
: rn
Frisky: ((But if the story's good
: If you want
Frisky: ((Mmmyes
Lily: [color=#daffdb]How was Reborn?[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I wasn't there for it[/color]
: ((Reborn was my favorite thing
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Really fucking good[/color]
: ((Ancestors was meh imo
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Hard to beat it[/color]
: ((And I never got to really pick it up
: ((Again
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Frisky: ((Yeah))
: Diva htlr's connection timed out.
: ((And Bravoh was a failure
Frisky: ((I liked ancestors tho
Azazel: [[ We should probably do CaU2tale now in case Slar doesn't get back. ]]
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Sadako: ((yeah
Frisky: ((The original though
Azazel: [[ Bravoh failed because it was time limited at a bad time for you. ]]
Sadako: ((where were we in cautale?
Frisky: ((That shit was lit
Frisky: ((By the way I have two hours
: CaUTale: Right before theeeee broken maze puzzle.
Sadako: ((ah
: The bar TV flips on.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...?"[/color]
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Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Fuck we're doing it now?[/color]
Fellby: -He figures he's missing something.-
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]okay then[/color]
: Miyu is standing on the other end of what looks like a giant grey board, with a big machine next to her.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wow[/color]
: Hoopa might be there.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]5/7 timing[/color]
Schyroton: leaves tge bar regardless.
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
: Frisky Whiskington [Frisky] is now Frisky Whiskington [Hoopa].
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Bye."[/color]
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Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Oh, what's this now?"[/color]
: Schyroton [Schyroton] is now Schywey [Schywey].
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She shrugs.[/color]
Miyu: She stares acro-wait
: We don't
: Have
: Flame
Sadako: ((wait wheres flame
Lily: [color=#daffdb]hue[/color]
Sadako: ((FUCK
Azazel: [[ TBH I liked Bravoh and Ancestors more because I was actually a part of those a lot more other than just doing mons, but I can see why people thought otherwise
: We're fucking idiots
Hoopa: ((FUCK
Fanta: ((So, ar nosurge
: Schywey [Schywey] is now MV [MV].
Fanta: ((I went through an air duct
: Lily [Lily] is now SiIvaHitIer [SiIvaHitIer].
Horse: "Aaaaa."
: MV [MV] is now Mettadolf [Mettadolf].
: Satan has assembled the full hitler squad
: Frisky Whiskington [Hoopa] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisky].
: And is driving a Hummer into Horse Hell.
: Swood [] is now Swood [Yee Hitler].
: SiIvaHitIer [SiIvaHitIer] is now SiIvaHit1er [SiIvaHit1er].
Yee Hitler: "vee haw"
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"WOOOOOOOO!"[/color]
: Sadako [Sadako] is now Fopdoodle [Fopdoodle].
Fopdoodle: "tarnation YEAH!"
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Literally Satan: "Lets fucking roll."
: RiCH: "For the motherland"
Horse: Horse hitler stands on top of a tank, surrounded by the horse army
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]We Are Number One has stopped playing.[/color]
: RiCH or Russian in Child Hitler's body.
Frisky: ((Ancestors = #2
Literally Satan: He slowly starts to open up the convertible ceiling.
Fanta: ((I went through an air duct, fell inti a sewer
Frisky: ((Original Reborn: #3
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: And she stands up, with a sniper rifle.
Fopdoodle: pulls out his gun.
Fanta: ((And then i got a faceful of loli porn
Literally Satan: "FUCK EM UP!"
Frisky: ((SCP SO FAR: #3
Fopdoodle: "YES SIR"
Fanta: ((This teen game has straight up porn
Frisky: ((Bravoh: #4
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He quietly takes out his war sword and takes a deep breath.[/color]
Fopdoodle: fires into the horse croud.
[NOT]Relic: "BRING IT ON!"
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"IT'S[/color]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]THE[/color]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]NUTSHACK"[/color]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He charges in.[/color]
Literally Satan: He drives Hummer Hitler through the horse army.
[NOT]Relic: runs into the battle, swinging her micsaber
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Adolph Horseler [].
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: As she fires at Horse Hitler.
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]Singing Snow Halation as he does so.[/color]
Fopdoodle: is taking out horses left and right!
Yee Hitler: *Yee Hitler pulls out this:
Yee Hitler: "vee haw"
Mettadolf: exits the Hummer, both cannons charged as he fires at hordes of horses.
: RiCH Attempts to shoot a horse but the Mosin explodes in his face, and immediately gets killed by shitty Russain Weaponry.
: Gimme a sec im on mobile
Yee Hitler: *He shoots at horses, like all the cool kids.
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]He pulls out a motherfuckig bayonet and runs to the horses.[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They*[/color]
Yee Hitler: "VEE HAW"
Azazel: is literally just walking and stomping on horses.
Yee Hitler: *he does a sick jump "VEE HAW!
Azazel: 1000 Strength cards best strength cards.
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They perform a Hitler barrel roll and fires rapidly[/color]
Fopdoodle: "EAT flummery, YOU escortS"
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He continues dealing the highest quality rips with his war sword while screaming Snow Halation.[/color]
: The horses are retaliating to the best of their ability
Literally Satan: The hummer flies into the tank, as Satan backflips out of it, pulling out a shotgun.
Literally Satan: And unloading it into a nearby horse.
: Silly satan
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]Hummers are for kids[/color]
: You know horsespiders are inevitable by now
Azazel: uses megablast at the horses.
Mettadolf: is firing two large cannons at the horses.
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"THIS IS JUST LIKE THE HOLOCAUST ALL OVER AGAIN!"[/color]
Fopdoodle: pulls out a tank of gasoline and douses the horses.
Literally Satan: He smashes on with the empty shotgun, and pulls a flamethrower.
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They shank a horse.[/color]
Literally Satan: "FOPDOODLE SATAN FIRE COMBO!" Burn.
Fopdoodle: nods to satan.
Yee Hitler: *Yee Hitler does a noscope, as his gun does not have a scope."
Frisky: ((Satan goes Battlefield 1 style
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]So he has to dodge many lasers as well as horses.[/color]
Frisky: ((Burns the everloving fuck out of horses
Fopdoodle: -But then...-
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He's struck back.[/color]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"DAMMIT"[/color]
: A large brown arm breaks out of the ground, grabbing the hummer in the air
Fopdoodle: -He gets hung. By a horse.-
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He attempts to slice the brown arm.[/color]
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: She's the only one on the hummer, and she tries to shoot the arm.
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"HOLY SHIT!"[/color]
Literally Satan: He reads the last will.
: Horse hitler sprouts wings and flies above the battle
Fopdoodle: merely smiles and whispers, "Jester's revenge."
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"IT'S.. IT'S.."[/color]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"THE NUTSHACK"[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"HORSE HITLER"[/color]
: The hummer gets lobbed at Siivahitler
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"FUCK"[/color]
Fopdoodle: -A bunch of horses drop dead.-
Literally Satan: He sprouts wings of his own, flying up.
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]SiIvaHitler is crushed.[/color]
Yee Hitler: "Vee haw"
Azazel: has now finished his megablast at the horses.
Literally Satan: And attempts to enter awesome DBZ combat with Horse Hitler.
: The arm is injured by the gunshots, but not down
Fellby: -He's still waiting on Envy's first word.-
: Horse hitler spawns 1000000 magical drills in the air
Azazel: arm wrestles the arm.
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: She jumps out of the explosion, shooting at horses.
Literally Satan: "...Only 100000?"
: And lobs them all directly at literally satan
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]Suddenly, a reboot.[/color]
Yee Hitler: brb assume yee hitler shoots horses in cool and edgy ways.
Literally Satan: "I am the twist of my curl."
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They then throw away the bayonet and pulls out a pistol.[/color]
: Swood [Yee Hitler] disconnected.
Literally Satan: "I am the night of the light."
Fopdoodle: -Gawker HItler just watches, with popcorn.-
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]After a few minutes of death, SiIvaHitler reboots.[/color]
Literally Satan: "I am the lord of darkness."
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]And begins firing at these fucks.[/color]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"DAMMIT THAT'S 1/3 REBOOTS"[/color]
Literally Satan: "I am not sad I do not get a route."
Literally Satan: "For all my life is..." He holds up a fucking amssive drill.
: Horses are dying left and right
Mettadolf: keeps firing, assholes!
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He gets back into the fight.[/color]
Literally Satan: He drills Horse Hitler.
: Hitler Van Karma: "OBJECTION"
: Here comes another Hitler.
: Horse Wright is in an epic duel
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "We're getting pushed back! We need Hidden Hitler!"
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"HIDDEN HITLER SAVE US"[/color]
: Horse hitler is drilled, but..
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]This is great.[/color]
: He takes off his mask
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]Homework: 'TAKE THAT!'[/color]
: Hidden Hitler: "You fool, is it not obvious that deer Edgeworth shot his father."
: That horse was a bomb
Literally Satan: He gasps.
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: And she backflips off three horses, grabbing the bomb.
Azazel: Wait
Azazel: Wrong Hitler
Azazel: Shit
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "REMEMBER MY SACRIFICE!" She hugs the bombs, running away from the hitler squad.
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000][s]"HIDDEN HITLER HAS ARRIVED"[/s][/color]
Mettadolf: gtfos from the bomb area.
: Horse bomb hitler blows up
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He runs from the bomb but continues slicing along the way.[/color]
Envy: "Fffffahck." wulp.
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: Her head flies up into the air, and splatters.
Azazel: walks away.
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"NOOOOOO"[/color]
: In a glorious blaze of glorious glory
Glamor: [font=glamor]-same first word-[/font]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"...Goodbye, Adaline."[/color]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"The highest of quality rips to you."[/color]
: He pulls out a fucking greatsword, smacking down horses left and right, having hit the ground.
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Fuck!"[/color]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He salutes, then continues fucking shit.[/color]
Fellby: -He blinks. Then laughs.-
Mettadolf: ...You know what we must do now.
Mettadolf: AVENGE HER!
: Diva htlr's connection timed out.
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000][i]"TODOKETE"[/i][/color]
: HVK: "Where's the evidence, you fool"
: Up ahead is the horse headquarters
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They pull out another pistol[/color]
Fellby: "You two will be the death of me, I swear."
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"IT'S THE HORSE HQ"[/color]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He makes a run for it, attempting to reach the HQ.[/color]
Mettadolf: adjusts a few settings, and shoots out larger cannon blasts.
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Dual German pistols.[/color]
: HW presents that one piece of evidence that doesn't really do anything
Literally Satan: "I'M TAKING THE FIGHT TO THEM!"
: HW saves his game and presents every single piece of evidence on every statement
Literally Satan: He charges in.
: Inside are some horses enjoying a spot of tea by the elevator
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]#preparation[/color]
: HVK is shocked when the bullet in his shoulder is presented.
Literally Satan: He pulls out a tommy gun, and guns them down.
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He obeys orders and stops going towards the HQ, instead he prepares himself.[/color]
: True hitler stands up.
: HVK lets out a long agonizing scream and says things that self-incriminate him.
Mettadolf: prepares hiself.
: And crouches, holding his hands out for the other hitlers to stand on his arms.
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He hops up and stands on his arm.[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They jump onto his arm.[/color]
Literally Satan: He's currently sitting quietly in the horse HQ elevator.
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He charges a high quality beam.[/color]
: Diva htlr [[NOT]Relic] joined chat.
Fopdoodle: rises from the dead to help charge.
: A horse runs in
Mettadolf: jumps on top, cannons charging.
: He charges a hitler beam made from hitler.
Azazel: begins to take mini-mushes until he can fit into the Horse HQ.
Literally Satan: "Sup, what floor?"
: And presses every button
Literally Satan: "..."
: And then runs out
Azazel: stomps on the horse.
Literally Satan: He screams in rage at the heavens.
Fopdoodle: "Oh. tarnation."
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"FUCK"[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"GAH!"[/color]
: "Six episodes?"
Mettadolf: Again?
Literally Satan: He presses the help button on the elevator.
: The elevator stops
: 'Please wait for assistance'
Literally Satan: "..."
Azazel: begins to walk down the stairs to catch up with the group.
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He quickly uploads another goodbye rip.[/color]
: Smooth jazz is played
Literally Satan: He pulls out a laser cannon from the hell armory.
Literally Satan: And starts to shoot the ceiling
: The top floor is just a jump away
Literally Satan: He jumps up.
: Outside hq, the horses keep spawning in
: Even pegasi
: True hitler moves out.
Azazel: accidentally went into the basement. Fuck.
: This is it, ls
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He continues charging.[/color]
: The pulse hor'Cie
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]CHARGING[/color]
: He begins an epic hitler combo made of pure hitler.
Mettadolf: CHARGING
Literally Satan: He walks in, covered in battle wounds.
Literally Satan: A broadsword over his shoulder.
Literally Satan: "What's up, beatrice."
: ??: "I see you came."
Azazel: "Where the hell is everyone"
Fopdoodle: -Charging.-
Literally Satan: He lowers the sword, pointing it. "Before you die, tell me your name."
: Mettadolf's connection timed out.
: ??: "My name?"
: The figure in the shadows steps out
Literally Satan: "Holy shit..."
: Literally Jesus: "You already know"
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]Oh fuck[/color]
[NOT]Relic: Oh god
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]PLOT TWIST[/color]
: Mettadolf [Mettadolf] joined chat.
Fopdoodle: "No tarnationing way..."
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Holy fuck.."[/color]
[NOT]Relic: "Vhat zhe...?"
Mettadolf: ...Oh boy.
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"..."[/color]
Literally Satan: He grins, lifting up his sword and forming it into a giant upside down cross.
Literally Satan: "LETS GO, YOU AND ME."
: Gabriel: "Sir, are these people causing any trouble?"
: Literally Jesus: "I swear to me"
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]Is it bad this is actually badass[/color]
Nyarlathotep: "Hey guys, what's going on?"
: Literally Jesus: "Get your history right, upside down crosses aren't satanic."
Literally Satan: "It's TIME TO TIP THE SCALES!"
Literally Satan: 4/6 episodes.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Not much."[/color]
Literally Satan: He charges forward, going for a horizontal slice.
: Literally Jesus: "Let's do this!"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"And hello."[/color]
Nyarlathotep: -Is in hell-
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]Fuck[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She said nothing[/color]
: Literally Jesus: He charges, summoning the sword of the spirit to block the slice
Literally Satan: He grins. "Like men!" And rubs his blade, making a scissor noise of the screams of the damned.
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"HOW MANY EPISODES SO FAR"[/color]
Literally Satan: Before breaking the attack, going for an overhead.
: Gabriel goes over to the hitlers. "Are you the ones causing all the trouble for him?"
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Uh, who?"[/color]
: True hitler is currently murdering horses by the hundreds to defend the hitler squad.
: Gabriel points to Jesus.
: Literally Jesus rolls to the right, attempting a slice up his side
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Oh, yeah."[/color]
Fopdoodle: "Nein."
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Of course."[/color]
[NOT]Relic: "I'm just killing zhese horse Zhings."
Literally Satan: He gets slashed, his blood pouring into the air,
[NOT]Relic: "Vhile singing songs."
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"VERPISS DICH!"[/color]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Too late to stop us though."[/color]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Prepare your anus."[/color]
Literally Satan: "Your dad damn it..." He rolls back, going for a giant uppercut slice.
: Gabriel prepares the spear of destiny. "I.. won't allow this to continue."
Envy: she tilts her head. "Nahh."
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"DAMMIT LET THIS EPISODE GO FASTER"[/color]
Fellby: "What?"
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"OH VERPISS NEIN."[/color]
: Literally Jesus is hit, blood spraying everywhere. He quickly regains his footing and goes for a thrust
: Gabriel attacks the hitlers with a spear.
Literally Satan: He is impaled, but he simply grabs the handle, pulling himself to jesus.
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He throws the war sword at Gabriel, while maintaining his charge.[/color]
Literally Satan: And attempts to fucking stab Jesus through with his own blade.
Mettadolf: maintains his as he shoots magic at Gabriel.
: The pulse hor'Cie glows behind the two, generating more horses by the second
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They attempt to shoot Gabriel, still charging.[/color]
: True hitler stands, walking to Gabriel.
Envy: "Nahh gohn kill."
: And throws a full hitler kick to block.
: Gabriel isn't phased, but they constantly look back to a small child with a red heart.
[NOT]Relic: she gets into a fencing duel
Fellby: "Oh. Charming."
: Literally Jesus is stabbed
: He slumps over
Literally Satan: They are both impaled, he slumps over.
Literally Satan: "...Good fight...we are at an even match..."
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"..."[/color]
Literally Satan: "But I have one last ally."
: Literally Jesus: "See you in three days... Shit... Lord..."
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He attempts to dodge, but this makes it difficult to maintain his beam's charge.[/color]
: His eyes widen
Literally Satan: "Hah. You think you're coming back."
Luci: A girl jumps from the shadows, with a giant pentagram made of satanic iron metal.
Luci: And dunks Jesus with it.
: Literally Jesus's skin burns at the touch of this
: Gabriel keeps striking, hoping to make sure the child doesn't die.
: Literally Jesus: "NOOOOOOOOO"
: True Hitler ducks under a strike, before shooting a hitler beam at the child "The gaurdian challenge!"
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He loses his focus and gets stabbed, though revives quickly. "LAST REBOOT COME ON"[/color]
Literally Satan: "Haha motherfucker!"
Literally Satan: "You're not half the man your mother was!"
: Gabriel falls over, and dies.
: Literally Jesus, through all this, smirks
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Okay cool we can do this..."[/color]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He recharges.[/color]
: He tosses out his one final option, a vial of holy water
Literally Satan: "Why are you smiling? It's hit the final episode."
: Gabriel: ""
Literally Satan: He gets hit, his skin burning.
Literally Satan: As he melts, he shouts out.
Literally Satan: "FIRE NOW!"
Luci: She GTFOs
: Literally Jesus: "I always have.. one last trick"
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He fires the high quality beam.[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]FIREEEEEEEEEE.[/color]
Mettadolf: FIRE FIRE
Fopdoodle: fires the fopdoodle beam.
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"GRRAAAAANNNNNDDDD DDAAAAADDDDDDD"[/color]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"FFLLLEEEEEEENNNSTONNNNESSS!?"[/color]
Azazel: about three floors to the top he hears all this shit.
Azazel: "...What the hell is going on up there."
[NOT]Relic: She sings Hitler song, transforming into pirouette form Hitler
: The horse hq, with the pulse hor'Cie still inside, is burnt to a crisp
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"YES"[/color]
Literally Satan: He is not in the ashes.
: There's a mystical blue glow
Fopdoodle: "We... we did it..."
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"HAH! VE FUCKING DID IT!"[/color]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"...The hell?"[/color]
Azazel: teleports away.
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Is it over?"[/color]
: All of the horses drop dead
Fopdoodle: "Where's satan?"
: True hitler dissapears in the chaos.
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]".."[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Satan?"[/color]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Shit is Satan fucking dead."[/color]
Mettadolf: Oh, fuck...
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Damn it."[/color]
: Every single horse in the multiverse
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"No.."[/color]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Heil Satan..."[/color]
[NOT]Relic: "NO! SATAN!"
Azazel: "Wait, I can take over hell now?"
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He salutes, tearing up.[/color]
Azazel: "HELL YES"
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"He.. he has to be alive.."[/color]
Fopdoodle: "N... no."
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000][To all relatives of Satan, he is dead][/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They fall to their knees.[/color]
Mettadolf: salutes.
Fellby: [WHAT]
Literally Satan: [Bitch no i'm not]
Envy: she tries to bite fellby's arm.
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Tears rolling down their cheeks.[/color]
Literally Satan: [Where the fuck do you think I go when I die]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000][Shit nevermind][/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Nazi salute.[/color]
Muffet: [He's fucking Satan he's not dead]
Fellby: -He yelps, distracted by a babby succubus.-
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Wait, fuck."[/color]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Okay so he's alive."[/color]
Literally Satan: [I'm fucking satan I just went back to hell]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"He's alive."[/color]
: Horse hell begins to crumble
Literally Satan: [Jesus is totally gonna be back in three days]
Azazel: screams in anger after a sudden moment of realization.
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They wipe the tears off, standing up.[/color]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"So we did it."[/color]
Mettadolf: removes himself from the formation.
: 5:00
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They jump down.[/color]
Mettadolf: Finally.
Literally Satan: [Am I legitimate character now?]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"WE GOTTA GET THE HELL OUT."[/color]
Fellby: [you might be]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Good idea."[/color]
Luci: Her Pentagram is still on the floor
Luci: Theres your escape
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He goes and grabs his war sword, then runs to the pentagram.[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They dive into the pentagram.[/color]
: 4:00
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]And jumps into it.[/color]
Azazel: just teleports a few times until he's out of horse hell.
[NOT]Relic: she follows
Fopdoodle: isn't sure what to do, it's like he went to the bathroom and the werewolf and serial killer and mafia teamed up or some shit.
: 3:00
Azazel: "Oh god.. no"
Fopdoodle: teleports out though.
: 2:00
: 1:00
Mettadolf: runs to the pentagram, but falls into it after losing power.
: 0:05
: 4
: 3
: 2
: 1
Literally Satan: He greets the squad from his living room.
Luci: She's eating ice cream.
Literally Satan: "We've done it."
Frisky: ((I'm playing emotional music rn for some reason
: Horse hell explodes ferociously
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Heil Satan."[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They bow.[/color]
Fopdoodle: "Indeed."
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"SUCCESS"[/color]
Mettadolf: would celebrate, but alas, he ran out of power.
Fopdoodle: "Now we don't have to deal with all that horseflummery."
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"That was certainly a high quality victory."[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Someone make the topic "SATAN WON"[/color]
Florentin: "Hoooorse gone."
Literally Satan: "You know what this means?"
Azazel: "So Child Hitler's dead again"
: High Priest Laharl [] changed the topic to "SATAN WON"
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]They fucking cheer.[/color]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]Wait I was demodded again[/color]
Literally Satan: "We just got all of Horse Hell's money."
: Adolph Horseler [] set SiIvaHit1er [SiIvaHit1er] to Amateur Gavel-Slinger. They can now silence other users.
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]Thanks[/color]
Azazel: "Don't put a fuckin' Russian in his body next time"
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Hell yeah!"[/color]
Literally Satan: "Shut the fuck up Azazel we can afford comcast now."
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Nice."[/color]
[NOT]Relic: "Shame Ve can't do it again. Oh Vell,"
Envy: she looks up at him, looking disappointed.
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He quickly uploads some lore.[/color]
Azazel: "...We could already afford comcast, you were just being a cheap scumbag"
[NOT]Relic: "...i'm gonna go to Muff's house."
Fellby: "Envy, please. I'm your father."
Azazel: "Hell why does money even matter around here"
[NOT]Relic: Me she gets up, going over there
Envy: she shrugs
: Mettadolf's connection timed out.
Barchar: that was her
[NOT]Relic: is going nowhere
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Comcast is fucking expensive nowadays."[/color]
: Mettadolf [Mettadolf] joined chat.
: Fopdoodle [Fopdoodle] is now Fellby [Fellby].
Fellby: -yeah i'm done playing hitler-
: Diva htlr [[NOT]Relic] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].
: I'd like to point out
: That was not planned
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Not to me an asshat but when do we get the land?"[/color]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]Wait really[/color]
Barchar: she enters the house
Literally Satan: "You all get exactly three acres off the edge of Detroit."
Envy: immediately looks over, locking her eyes on her
Fellby: is holding both babs.
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Fuck yeah."[/color]
Barchar: "...Hi, envy."
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Sweet."[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Thanks, Hitler."[/color]
: All of that was improv
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Wait"[/color]
: Mettadolf [Mettadolf] is now Schyroton [Schyroton].
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Shit"[/color]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]That's some nice improv and cooperation[/color]
Literally Satan: Seriously we weren't coordinating at all
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"It's Satan"[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"Thanks, Satan!"[/color]
Literally Satan: He just asked permission to RP Literally Jesus
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Thanks Satan."[/color]
Florentin: -He looks over as well.-
: She
Fellby: "Envy, don't even think about it."
: Frisky Whiskington [Frisky] is now Frisky Whiskington [].
Envy: she makes a rumbly sound, flicking her tiny little tail
: [color=#ffffff]What should I call Frisky Hitler[/color]
: ((Sorry, fuck
: ((She
: [color=#ffffff]Cause they're returning[/color]
Barchar: Friskler
: [color=#ffffff]No[/color]
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]Fritler[/color]
: [color=#ffffff]Fuck no[/color]
Schyroton: ((hisky
: [color=#ffffff]Hitsky[/color]
Literally Satan: [The horses are dead]
: [color=#ffffff]Would that work[/color]
Fellby: "Ooooh, no. She belongs to your mom."
Barchar: Anyway should we do ca2tale or do you two not want to do that
Fellby: ((i want to
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]Hitsky is decent[/color]
: [color=#ffffff]IDFK[/color]
Fellby: [thank]
Envy: "'Zackly."
: I'm up for it I guess
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"If you need me for anything else I'm alive."[/color]
: [color=#ffffff]I have around an hour and forty minutes left[/color]
Colton: [WAIT, REALLY!?]
: Schyroton [Schyroton] is now Schywey [Schywey].
Fellby: "Yeah, they're speaking now."
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]"Bye for now."[/color]
: Adolph Horseler [] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Barchar: Oh, hm.
Florentin: "BAAAAA!"
Barchar: "I noticed."
SiIvaHit1er: [color=#cc0000]He goes to his new land.[/color]
Azazel: [[ Do Ca2Tale so I have an excuse to stop talking and do my HW considering I don't have my roles coming up for it yet ]]
: ((Hitsky will return
Fanta: is now individually plucking colt's hairs
: SiIvaHit1er [SiIvaHit1er] is now Lily [Lily].
Barchar: Good enough excuse to me
Fellby: "Well. Florentin seems to think he's a goat."
: ((Also that was fucking amazing
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Well that was nice[/color]
: ((Anyways, I need permission for something
Colton: he gets up. And leaves the room.
: ((You know how all dating sims have that roommate that you can't date and is usually joke relief
: ((Kenji I mean
Fanta: ((Im on mobile that was fucking great
: ((Yes
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yes[/color]
Schywey: ((that was beautiful
Literally Satan: Permission to claim?
: [color=#ffffff]Yes[/color]
Barchar: (YES)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yes[/color]
Fellby: ((fuck. yes.
Schywey: ((absolutely
Fanta: ((Ls takes us on a sinful picnic
Azazel: [[ I'm confused but yes ]]
Literally Satan: Literal Satan is now the MC of Cau Dating Sim's roommate.
Muffet: She comes in, carrying a bunch of groceries.
Fellby: "Hi sweetie."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Nice[/color]
Envy: "Mah."
: ((We should have more coordinated Satan and Hitler Squad moments
Florentin: "Ma!"
: ((That aren't planned
Muffet: "Oh, she's speaking too! Wonderful."
Fanta: ((Im gonna go back to ar nosurge for a bit
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Or even ones that are planned idc[/color]
: the bar TV flips on.
: You're at the color maze.
Barchar: "..."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"..."[/color]
: Miyu is standing on the other side of a grey color maze, scarf billowing.
Barchar: will give her a recap later
: She's leaning against a giant machine, hoopa is presumably there.
Muffrisk: is not hiding in the forest rn. Rip
: [color=#ffffff]Yep.[/color]
Muffrisk: "...Uhhh.."
: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Hoopa].
Charaster: "What were we doing again?"
Muffrisk: she flaps her wings. "No thank you."
Miyu: "Nope."
Hoopa: ((Imagine Titania-Sans
Schywey: Yyou can't escape frfrom this.
Miyu: "You really think flying would work twice?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Titanians[/color]
Hoopa: ((Or Hitsky-Sans
Muffrisk: "I mean. Yes."
Miyu: "Go ahead, try to fly past, I dare you."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]or, titans[/color]
Muffrisk: she goes around. Gives it a wide berth
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"This time, it's flight-proof."[/color]
Miyu: A red dot appears on Muffrisk's head.
Miyu: "Three seconds to get back to the other side and walk."
Charaster: "... Oh."
Muffrisk: "..."
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Or you'll die!"[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"I think."[/color]
Muffrisk: "Holy shit woman."
Miyu: "Sure, I could just get you shot, but uh, the puzzle has to be solvable according to Shoe."
Muffrisk: she can probably regenerate but that'd hurt
Muffrisk: she just goes back
Miyu: "There was a point where we probably could've been buds, and you could get past and all that by flying, but Varik's dead."
Miyu: "Good luck, you're fucked."
: ((Yep
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yes[/color]
Fanta: ((FUCK YES
Fellby: ((we needed some sort of final solution to the horse problem and ell
Fanta: ((Alright now back to my loli porn
: She slams a button on the computer.
Fellby: ((we chose the final solution
Muffrisk: she groans.
Fanta: ((Kek
Barchar: (oh my fucking god)
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
: And the tile maze whirrs.
Schywey: Ii told you.
: It goes through hundreds of different things.
: "By the way, i've got that guy following you."
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"What if she gets a seizure or something."[/color]
: "So even if you get past me, he'll be on your ass the entire time, sorry, no flying allowed for murderers."
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"And doesn't get past."[/color]
Miyu: "If she gets a seizure and dies, our job is done, right?"
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Muffrisk the Succufrisk [Muffrisk].
Charaster: "Uuuuugh."
Miyu: It lands on one specific puzzle.
: Fellby [Fellby] is now Chara!Gaster [Charaster].
Miyu: To be precise, a pixilated image of Shoe.
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]She shrugs. "Sure."[/color]
Miyu: Shoe's entire face.
Fellby: "You know, I feel like we miss out on a lot."
Muffet: She shrugs
Miyu: It's easily passable by just sticking to the purple.
Muffrisk: she sticks to the purple then
Miyu: "We didn't kill one of the most impor-"
Miyu: "..."
Miyu: "Goddamnit Shoe."
Charaster: "Purple. Just like you!"
Schywey: ...
Miyu: "Hoopa, you can chat with them or something, i'm gonna go set up another puzzle."
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"'Kay."[/color]
Miyu: She walks off.
Envy: is just eyeing Barchar.
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"So! You've made it thus far! I'm impressed."[/color]
Charaster: "Aww, you're so cute when you're mad."
Muffrisk: "YOU'RE CUTE WHEN I'M M-ohgodimgoingtoregretsayingthatsofuciingmuch"
Florentin: -He finds a cheerio stuck to Fellby's sleeve and eats it.-
Muffrisk: "Couldn't bloody think before I bloody spoke"
Charaster: "Ohohohoooo~"
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]".. Uh, good to know you're still talking to yourself."[/color]
Charaster: -Muffrisk feels like she's being hugged.-
Muffrisk: "And say things that are BLATANTLY UNTRUE"
Schywey: would laugh but he may or may not know what's going on.
Muffrisk: muffrisk: tsundere or impulsive? Probably the latter
Charaster: "Mmmh, sure you do."
Muffrisk: "Goddamn ghost sexually harassing a bloody succubus..."
Muffrisk: "...What were we talking about?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Why the hell do people call caramel carmel[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]There is[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]A second A[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]You fuck[/color]
Muffrisk: Because Carmel is nicer to say
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Not at all[/color]
Muffrisk: Than care-a-mell
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]". . ."[/color]
Schywey: ((it's car-ah-mell
Lily: [color=#daffdb]well, i guess[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Ellipses are fun."[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]but for me caramel is nicer to say[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]But you can do the same for many words[/color]
Schywey: ((you know what sucks
Muffrisk: "Look, can I just go?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Why caramel[/color]
Muffrisk: "Because I really want to just go."
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]They shrug.[/color]
Muffrisk: she just goes
Schywey: ((people pronouncing coffee as caw-fee
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Not as rude as Dewt."[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]cri[/color]
Dewt: cri
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Pood.[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]poof*[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]pood[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Shit.[/color]
Schywey: ((pood
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Fuck you Tri[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Fuck you MV[/color]
Charaster: -Muffet feels as though someone's resting their chin on her head.-
Schywey: ((yes, pood involves shit
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]-middle fingers-[/color]
MV: fuck you right back
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]WANNA GO[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]gladly[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]-pulls out a .666 magnum-[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]ALRIGHT[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Bang bang bang[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Ded.[/color]
Charaster: ((guys plz
MV: -pulls out a portal gun and a bowling ball-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]rip everything[/color]
MV: -portals bitch-
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]We're waiting for Laharl[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Shit.[/color]
Muffrisk: she tries to ignore it
: You continue on?
Charaster: -yes-
Muffrisk: yes
: You continue on...
: And instead of snow poffs, you encounter something.
: It's a big fucking gate.
: Oh here we go again.
: Smolapeño [Smolapeño] joined chat.
: Miyu's on the other side, as she puts down the padlock.
Charaster: "Oh, perfect."
Miyu: "Have fun getting past this one."
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Is Hoopa there[/color]
Schywey: ((hi darling!!
Miyu: If he wants.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Smol[/color]
: Your materials to get past the gate:
Hoopa: ((hi smooollll
: A portal gun
Smolapeño: (hi everyone!!)
: A bowling ball
: And a live anaconda
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]They're near Miyu.[/color]
: The other side of the gate is lined with black tiled that Miyu just put down
: So you can't portal gun over there
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Huh."[/color]
Schywey: ((my anaconda do
Lily: [color=#daffdb]pls[/color]
Hoopa: ((my anaconda do
Charaster: "Do you think we can shatter the black tile with the bowling ball."
Smolapeño: (my anaconda do
Azazel: [[ Is Miyu white enough to place a portal on? ]]
: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.
: Yazan [Yazan] disconnected.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Yaz[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Bye Yaz[/color]
: Her mother's japanese.
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Try ir[/color]
: So she isn't white enough
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]it*[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]ir[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Miyu isn't yellow[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Tri fuck off[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]alright[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Thanks[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]np[/color]
: Schywey's connection timed out.
: She's white, but not white enough for a portal.
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]-pats tri on the shoulder-[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb][s]He's here now, apparently.[/s][/color]
: Schywey [Schywey] joined chat.
Muffrisk: she tosses snow between the gate's poles
: Miyu just, catches it.
: And chucks it off the side of snowdin.
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Good try."[/color]
Muffrisk: "Heeeey!"
Miyu: "Nope."
Charaster: "Bitch."
Charaster: "I wonder how she'd like falling off the side of the mountain?"
Miyu: Been there, done that.
Muffrisk: "Think of it like the white gel! You can't just take out solutions!"
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Refer back to the Loni and Miyu fight[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Where Miyu kicked Loni's ass[/color]
Miyu: "Think of me as the obstacle to keep you from having a fair experience."
Muffrisk: "I fucking hate you."
Charaster: ((the joke[br] [br]you[br] [br] Miyu falling down the mountain
Muffrisk: "If I wasn't on such thin ice I'd toss this anaconda at your face."
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Please, this is supposed to be a challenge."[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"A puzzle."[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Think!"[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Thinking is important!"[/color]
Schywey: Ddo it anywayyy.
: On second examination
: It's not an anaconda
: It's a very big cottonmouth
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Cannot confirm[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Have never thought ever[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]./s[/color]
: The lock does not break.
Azazel: [[ Throw the anaconda at Miyu then throw the snow ]]
Muffrisk: "DAMMIT"
Muffrisk: Hoopa
Azazel: [[ Wait ]]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]What[/color]
: It's in a cage.
Azazel: [[ Just keep throwing snow is the obvious solution. 6 arms vs 2 arms ]]
Muffrisk: Hoopa would also probably stop her
: It's very white mouth is pressed up against the glass.
Muffrisk: wait, fair point
Charaster: "Wait..."
Miyu: "...Hoopa."
Charaster: -Something clicks in his head.-
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Except.[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Portals.[/color]
Miyu: "In my room, second drawer to the right of my dresser."
Charaster: "Wait, sweetheart."
Miyu: "Is my flamethrower."
Charaster: "Look at that snake."
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Gotcha."[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]They place down a ring.[/color]
Muffrisk: she looks at the snake.
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]And pulls out a motherfucking flamethrower.[/color]
Charaster: "Look how white his mouth is!"
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]And tosses it to Miyu.[/color]
Miyu: "You killed the guy that was keeping half of the Ruins alive." She burns away the snow, nodding to Hoopa. "Thanks, 'bro'"
Muffrisk: "Whoop dee doo."
Charaster: "So. What we do is put a portal in his mouth, a portal here, and put the snake through the gate."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wait, what[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]He removes the ring. "Just call me Hoopa."[/color]
Charaster: "The problem will be to open his mouth."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Did the song say 'I'm triggered, baby'[/color]
: "Got it."
Miyu: "Anyways, i've gotta go prepare one last puzzle."
Muffrisk: "..." she puts the bowling ball in the cage and hopes it's enticing to the snake
Miyu: "Fuck up their day." She leaves.
: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.
: Luckily Hoopa is probably a bit more lenient than her
Hoopa: ((I once yelled "IM TRIGGERED" and slammed my head on the desk multiple times))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Yaz[/color]
Hoopa: ((I have problems))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Ow[/color]
Yazan: hey again
: -A note: the bowling ball is a 12-pounder, and has Tweety Bird's face on it,-
: The snake tries to eat the bowling ball
Muffrisk: welcome to the 'muffet somehow has to figure out this shit' show
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Mmm, bowling balls."[/color]
Muffrisk: she quickly fires a portal in its mouth, then on the other side
Charaster: "... How do we get in."
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]They throw snow at Muffet.[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Snowball fight?"[/color]
Muffrisk: she opens the cage, hopping through the portal
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Darn."[/color]
: Muffet has gone into the snake portal
: And come back out through the portal she placed on her side of the gate.
Schywey: ((or snortal
: Because you can't place portals on the other side, it's black tiled.
Charaster: "Hm."
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"That's not how you do it."[/color]
Muffrisk: no, presumably there's snow in a distance
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]They lay down on the floor[/color]
: Shoot that snow and you'll be walking for hours.
Muffrisk: if portals can get to the fucking moon they can go like 200 feet away
Muffrisk: I mean further on the path
Charaster: "How's about we roll the ball through the gate and have the snake chase it through?"
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Flamethrower.[/color]
Muffrisk: They can't have burned up ALL THE SNOW
: Also, if you try to just go around the gate by doing that
: Sniper
: Yazan [Yazan] disconnected.
: Dude you just
: Slide the snake through the other side
: And step in through the portal on YOUR side
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"It's really easy."[/color]
Muffrisk: she angrily tosses the snake through the bars
: Or do Chime's first suggestion and bust open a black tile with a bowling ball.
Charaster: -ok fine-
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"I'm surprised, honestly."[/color]
Schywey: Okay ffffinally!
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Oh, there you go."[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Wonderful job."[/color]
Schywey: Yoyou IDIOT OHHH MY GOD.
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]They grab the snake.[/color]
: You just angrily handled a snake
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Weird."[/color]
: One second, i'm gonna roll a d20 to see if you get bit and die
Muffrisk: she crushes the snake with her hell
Muffrisk: heel*
: ...
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Actually they don't lpl[/color]
: You rolled a 20
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]lol*[/color]
Muffrisk: Just step on its head
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]HAH[/color]
: You crush the snake so fucking hard its ancestors die
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Holy shit[/color]
Schywey: ((with hell, theentire hell
Muffrisk: "FUCK Yeah."
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Huh."[/color]
Azazel: [[ And you never solve the puzzle because the snake was never born ]]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"I think my pet Arbok just died."[/color]
: You continue on...
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Crapplesticks!"[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Poof.[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb][s]pood*[/s][/color]
Muffrisk: she does indeed
: And you reach the entrance to Snowdin, except.
: Theres one last gate.
Charaster: "fuck."
: Your materials are:
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"You thought that those were all the gates!"[/color]
: A box of lockpicks.
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"But it's me, Hoopa!"[/color]
: A d20
: A grenade
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Ask Miyu."[/color]
Charaster: "Just pick the goddamn locker."
: And a giant triple size replica of Schywey
Charaster: *lock
Miyu: "Because i'm too lazy to think up an actual puzzle."
Muffrisk: she throws the replica off the side
Muffrisk: and rolls the d20
: You roll to see how effectively you kill the fake schywey
: 6.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip[/color]
: You somehow manage to get tangled in the flower's framework
: And almost fall off and die
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]They blink.[/color]
Muffrisk: Bitch it was a six
Muffrisk: Not a obe
Muffrisk: That kinda shit is not a six
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"You did decently!"[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]A one is where you fucking die[/color]
: You didn't die
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]IIRC[/color]
: That's why it's a six
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Then that's like a 3[/color]
Schywey: a six would be that but managed to crack it a bit
: Okay how about this
Schywey: Rrrude.
: The flower falls.
: And it's perfectly fine
Charaster: is trying to push Muffrisk towards the lock picks.
Muffrisk: she grumbles, taking the box of lockpicks. She goes over, rolling the d20 every time before she tries to pick it
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Neato[/color]
: Except it'll die in its sleep in like, three years.
Muffrisk: that'll do
Lily: [color=#daffdb]gg[/color]
Muffrisk: "I'm doing it on my bloody own, goddamn."
: Lemme roll for five lockpicks
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Let's see if your Fallout skills are up to date!"[/color]
: You need a 14 or higher
: 12.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip[/color]
Muffrisk: "AD VICTORIAM!"
: 5.
: 7.
Muffrisk: don't do me like this
: 13.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]ohhhhh[/color]
: 16.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]NICE[/color]
Muffrisk: YES
: You pick the lock, but the lock picks you back.
: And opens you.
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Huh."[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]wew[/color]
Muffrisk: Excuse me what
: And then closes you.
: The lock is gone, having used you as a door.
Charaster: "Guuuuh."
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"I did not want to see spoder genitals today."[/color]
Muffrisk: "..."
Muffrisk: "That was. Uhm."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Anyway[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Gtg[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Gn <3[/color]
Muffrisk: "[s]I think I found my new fetish[/s]"
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Gn Tri[/color]
: Lily [Lily] disconnected.
Schywey: -The statue is back up.-
Schywey: ((gn tri
Muffrisk: Wait, I know why my luck is so shitty
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Why[/color]
Muffrisk: It's because I've never listened to a watsky song in my life
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Because you like Sagekrai[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Of course[/color]
Muffrisk: One sec opening Spotify
: Want my watsky playlist
Charaster: "Do you think there's bunnies in Snowdin?"
Charaster: "'Cause I wanna see some buns."
Muffrisk: Nah I'm just listening to the latest album
Muffrisk: she goes on, not dignifyig Scummy with a response
Charaster: -It feels like someone grabbed her shoulders.-
Muffrisk: she flips miyu a quintuple bird. Hoopa only gets one
: Miyu's gone.
: [Explore Snowdin or get right on to the miyu fight]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]"Thanks for giving me only one bird."[/color]
Barkid: some weird red-eyed kid stares at muffet
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Poof.[/color]
Muffrisk: might as well do some exploration
Muffrisk: she goes into the shop
: By the wya
Charaster: is hoping for some Bunny buns.
: I've inserted Satan in here
: In Ca2tale
: Not in this shop
Charaster: -that's fine-
: But in the thing
Schywey: ((is he a soul
: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.
: Nope
Muffrisk: (wow. I. Do not like this very much.)
Schywey: ((ok good
Schywey: ((oh
Muffrisk: (But I'll live with it for the luck)
: A bunny shopkeep sits on he other side.
: "Hello traveler."
: "How can I help you?"
: [Buy]
Muffrisk: "Healing items."
Charaster: "Why helloooo!~"
: [Talk]
Fanta: ((Did flame just say he didn't like watsky
Muffrisk: she's still nominally doing the mask voice
Muffrisk: sure
Muffrisk: (It's not awful but eh)
Fanta: ((What song
Muffrisk: (I wouldn't listen to it if my life wasn't on the line)
: [Shop inv:]
Muffrisk: (tiny glowing screens part 3?)
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Listen to Sloppy Seconds or Woah Woah Woah[/color]
Muffrisk: (im just listening to the latest album on Spotify)
Fanta: ((Listen to cardboard castles
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Those are two good ones[/color]
: [Sinner Bun.]
: [Bi-Cicle]
Fanta: ((That's my favorite
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Cardboard Castles too[/color]
Muffrisk: well shit she needs the sinner bun
Charaster: ((going down or stick to your guns
Charaster: "Oooh, sexy."
: [One sec lemme check the doc]
Fanta: ((Roses is great too
: Schywey's connection timed out.
Fanta: ((I can't say i'm a huge fan of the tgs trilogy
: [Right]
: [Multiple Personalities: +6 DEF]
Muffrisk: [So what are her options for the small talk]
Muffrisk: ooh, that'll be helpful, actually. She buys that
: Schywey [Schywey] joined chat.
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Shoephys [Shoephys].
: [Multiple Personalities, +6 Def]
Charaster: "We can buy new personalities? Shiiiit, used to be you had to drive yourself insane for those!"
: [*You've got a lot of them now]
: [Equip?]
Muffrisk: sure
Charaster: ((is this blaxith
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Tiberius: <-He takes one look at who he's dealing with.->
: Azazel [Azazel] is now DamnDude [].
Tiberius: <"Yeah, um. No.">
Blake: <"Really? Another?">
Avanne: <...Hello.>
Charaster: "Aww, but we've barely met."
Muffrisk: "This is...this is new."
Blake: <"Welcome to our special hell, miss.">
: [Talk: Say Hello, What To Do here, Town History, Your Life]
: [I]:
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Blaxithm[/color]
Muffet: [Town history]
Shoephys: ((Project that one joke prinny did in the private session should be an option
Charaster: ((blaxithmg
Muffrisk: (Okay so I imagine chemical angel is probably about drugs)
Muffrisk: (Yeah definitely drugs)
Shoephys: ((Yes
Charaster: "Well, it's a party now!"
: "You wanna know about this town?"
: Schywey's connection timed out.
Muffrisk: "Woah I didn't even say anything yet. But, uhm, yes."
: "Well, a long time ago, monsters, demons, angels, humans, Satan, the like..."
Shoephys: ((So I got some mexican twinkies
: "Lived in those RUINS back there in the forest, i'm sure you saw."
Muffet: "Wait, dad?"
: Schywey [Schywey] joined chat.
Shoephys: ((The name is like, gandito or something
Muffrisk: hey, Satan might bring her ally count to two
: "Well, one day a couple fuzzy folk came down here, some bunnies, y'know."
Muffrisk: or, maybe three if we're counting mezza
Shoephys: ((They're cake covered in chocolate, filled with oreo cream, with a strawberry filling in the cream
Muffrisk: oh, four, fellby
Shoephys: ((Let's see if it's shit
: "...And that barkid girl."
Barkid: she's smiling innocently
: "And helped found this area, everyone else has already moved ahead though."
Muffrisk: "What's up with her?"
Muffrisk: "That's a strange tone of voice."
: "Oh, she', she's usually around here and waterfall."
Avanne: -They disappear into their house.-
: "You see her a lot in the bar, none of us actually kind of...know what she is."
Charaster: brushes Muffet's hair.
Muffet: <"Goodbye French woman">
Muffet: <"If you can can you make him stop">
: [I]:
Shoephys: ((Ok
Shoephys: ((Its not strawberry
Muffrisk: (I'm warming up to watsky)
Muffet: person*
Muffrisk: Damn me
Muffrisk: "Huh."
Muffrisk: "Okay, then."
Hoopa: ((One of us
Hoopa: ((One of us
Hoopa: ((One of us
Muffrisk: "Well, it was nice talking to you."
Shoephys: ((That was
Muffrisk: (Am I joining a cult)
Shoephys: ((Something
Hoopa: ((Yes))
Muffrisk: she walks out
Shoephys: ((You got your finger on the trigger flame
Muffrisk: she talks to the politics bear. Why not.
: "Anything else?"
: "Okay, goodbye."
: [You also got:]
Charaster: "Wow. That was stone-cold of you."
Blake: <"So. What's the recap.">
: [Sinner Bun, hell's finest.]
Muffet: <"Bullshit.">
: [And Bi-cicle, the popsicle that can be eaten both ways]
Blake: <"Acceptable.">
Shoephys: has a camera in the politics bear's nose
Schywey: ((sinnermon rolls
Muffrisk: she's a bi-cicle ;)
Charaster: "... Is this guy real?"
Shoephys: get it because people ride her
Muffrisk: well pan depending on how much you think that term is necessary which I don't really but whatevs
Muffrisk: "Sir? Are you aware there's a camera in your nose?"
Muffrisk: Steve the politics bear
Muffrisk: But no yaz isn't here
: [So I only really had dialouge for the shopkeep]
Muffrisk: fair enough!
: Schywey's connection timed out.
: [Loot the christmas presents?]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Let's see if Muffet will kill Miyu[/color]
Charaster: [Thaaat's politics!]
Muffrisk: Fuck no she won't loot the presents
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Loot them[/color]
Charaster: wants to loot the presents.
Barkid: "Do you ever just wish you could turn back time?"
: [Alright, you're missing out on a fallen child]
Muffrisk: "...What?"
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]LOOT THEM[/color]
: Schywey [Schywey] joined chat.
: [i]:
Barkid: "Like, that something you did has really ruined things? Lost you allies, lost you escape, maybe lost you life?"
Muffrisk: she looks at her weirdly.
: [I]:
Barkid: she smiles. "But what do I know? I'm just a kid. By the way, one of those is for you."
: [I]:
Muffrisk: one of them have 'you!' on them. It is coincidentally the one with the item
Charaster: "... Soldja boy tell 'em"
Muffrisk: she opens it
Muffrisk: feeling really fucking weird
: Schywey's connection timed out.
: You get...
: Another mask?
: [Owl Mask]
Muffrisk: Oh Fuck I remember owl
: [*Commoner Railgun sold seperately]
: Schywey [Schywey] joined chat.
: [*+9 DEF, takes the mask slot, +Questionable Sanity]
Charaster: "I wonder if there's enough people in Snowdin to build a railgun..."
Muffrisk: she swaps them. "We should line a bunch of people up in a row, and then each one throws the one behind them until eventually they breach the speed of light!"
Barkid: "That's a bad idea."
Muffrisk: she shrugs, looking around.
: Unfortunately, there are barely 30 people in town.
: [Continue on to Miyu?]
Muffrisk: anything planned for the librarby?
: [I mean, all the books in there are just]
: [Long, long biographies]
: [On Laharl]
Muffrisk: then on we go
Muffrisk: she's not sticking around
: You get to a very, very foggy bridge.
Compiler: -You see him walking out of the libarby, disgusted.-
: Err.
Muffrisk: she wishes she had fire powers
: Thing of snow?
: Eh.
: A silhouette slowly enters.
Miyu: "...Yeah, I guess you earned it at this point."
Muffrisk: "Oh, hi. You left these last time we saw you."
Muffrisk: quintuple bird
Miyu: "Whatever."
Muffrisk: "Let's get to this."
Miyu: "Listen, i'm gonna cut you a deal here."
Muffrisk: "I'm listening."
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Date motherfucking Miyu[/color]
Miyu: "Seeing as how you've gotten through my...dastardly plans."
Miyu: "And all the puzzles, y'know."
Muffrisk: Not until pacifist
Miyu: "And you killed Varik in two hits."
Muffrisk: "Yeah."
Muffrisk: "Yyyyyyyeah."
Miyu: "We both know i'm not gonna be doing much if this goes to blows."
Miyu: "So how about this. I go quiet."
Miyu: "I give you a little parting gift."
Miyu: "You go onto Waterfall."
Muffrisk: "..."
Miyu: "And you let my 'sibling' stalk you are to make sure you don't kill anyone else."
Muffrisk: "What is this 'little parting gift'?"
Miyu: "Something I got from one those kids that fell."
Shoephys: ((Are we on the genocide route now
Muffrisk: " I've already got two obnoxious followers. What's a third?"
Muffrisk: Me no
Hoopa: ((Do it lol
Annoying Box: -Whatever it is, it's been taken.-
Shoephys: ((Do it
Schywey: ((no
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]I want a Genocide run[/color]
Muffrisk: genocide is gonna be the last one
Schywey: ((not yet
Shoephys: ((Shoe neo
Muffrisk: I have a plan
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]But you do your kiddie shit[/color]
: [[ No we're on Muffet must die ]]
Miyu: "Alright, so."
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]I PERSONALLY[/color]
Miyu: "Put this in your phone." She tosses a number on some paper.
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]CAN'T WAIT FOR HOOPA TO FUCK UP MUFFET[/color]
Muffrisk: she does it
Miyu: "And heres the present."
Muffrisk: genocide will happen
Shoephys: I want alphys neo but sho
Annoying Box: -LOUD BEEPING-
Miyu: [Robotic Mask] [12 DEF [-1 DEF per hit in battle] Suited more for a Quick Battler]
Muffrisk: robotic mask? Who did?
Muffrisk: Dis*
Miyu: "From an old project of mine, you might run into him actually if you talk to Shoe a lot."
Muffrisk: Runner
Muffrisk: Gotcha
Miyu: "...Nah, he wouldn't let a murderer into those labs."
Charaster: "..."
Charaster: "Kill her."
Muffrisk: I kinda hoped it was a mimiga mask. [Makes you unrecognizable *to least one person]
Miyu: "Anyways.
Muffrisk: "I'm not going to fucking kill her."
Charaster: "KILL HER NOW!"
Miyu: "Peace out, i'll tell Prismadyne to try to kill you a little less."
Muffrisk: "Anyways, indeed. Hopefully never ever see you later."
Miyu: "Since you didn't go all murderous."
: [I]: He keeps chanting that.
Muffrisk: sextuple thumbs up
Charaster: "FUCK"
Muffrisk: "Killing got me into this bloody mess, you creepy motherfucker. It won't get me out."
Charaster: "ffffiiine."
Miyu: "Also, heads up."
Muffrisk: "Yeah?"
Shoephys: meanwhile in shoe labs
Hoopa: ((Genocide Hoopa:
Shoephys: "I wonder how to make this fight more dickish"
Miyu: "Not gonna lie, you're pretty interesting, if it weren't for the fact that you killed one of the most important people here, I might've gotten to talk to you a bit more."
Hoopa: ((-makes a ring leading to the top of a sinkhole-
Miyu: "So i'll give you a tip."
Hoopa: ((-pushes Muffet into it-
Miyu: "The Overlord is pretty strong, but he's got a big weakness, one that I know you can exploit."
Hoopa: (("bitch"
Schywey: ((just the tip
Miyu: "And he may be a dick, but he's a good guy deep down, just trying to look out for us all."
Muffrisk: "What, is he allergic to boobs?"
Miyu: She just, smirks. "Anyways, i'm gonna go home now, i'll call."
Miyu: She starts to walk past Muffet.
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Muffet uses Flash![/color]
Charaster: "... holy shit"
Muffrisk: she lets her
Charaster: "HOLY SHIT!"
Charaster: "I GET. TO SEE."
Charaster: "TITS!"
Muffrisk: and any attempts that scumster makes to keep her from doing that are not allowed.
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]If only Muffet goes to Miyu's house[/color]
Miyu: "...Huh, for a second, I thought you were gonna really...yeah."
Muffrisk: "Shut up." She grunts, going Onward
Charaster: is distracted by the idea of Muffet flashing her tits.
: [color=yellow][Project Justice: Current Status: Resting][/color]
Miyu: "Listen, come by later if you aren't busy."
Muffrisk: "Wait, really?"
: [I]:
Miyu: You've just been invited to a date that you can attend if you feel like it
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Do it[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Do it[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Do it[/color]
Muffrisk: is bewildered
Miyu: "Yeah, we'll treat you like a guest or something."
Charaster: "Did she just..."
Hoopa: ((By the way
Hoopa: ((Can Muffet find Hoopa's secret basement
Muffrisk: but she doesn't wanna seem desperate. So she'll wait. "Uh. Sure. After I get through waterfall I guess."
Miyu: "It's not cause I actually think you're cool, or anything."
Hoopa: ((In the Genocide route
Miyu: "Alright, good to know."
Miyu: She walks off for real.
Shoephys: "Baka"
Muffrisk: she goes forward, looking very confused
Shoephys: poofed in just to say that
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]They're watching.[/color]
Muffrisk: Me did....did she just get a number and a date invite? From a little girl?
Schywey: As is he.
Muffrisk: What the Fuck
: [I]:
Charaster: squirms in excitement.
Blake: <"You can see why I hate it here.">
Miyu: Man that mask sure does make you seem young.
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Inb4 Muffrisk trips on a rock[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]6/10[/color]
Avanne: -They get to work, carving tits. From wood.-
Muffrisk: <"I only have ONE perv in my head and it's torture.">
Hoopa: ((So is that it for tonight
: [I]:
Hoopa: ((Or
Hoopa: ((Because that was fun
: [I]:
: I can't really go on, i'm tired a little.
Muffrisk: <"Sorry.">
Charaster: bonds with I over boobies.
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Gotcha[/color]
Muffrisk: she hides in the forest
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]That's fine[/color]
Muffrisk: before going into waterfall
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Hoopa can literally fucking watch you via rings.[/color]
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Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]And general hiding skills.[/color]
: Schywey [Schywey] is now Schyroton [Schyroton].
Muffrisk: yeah but it makes her FEEL safer
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]True[/color]
: Muffrisk the Succufrisk [Muffrisk] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].
Barchar: starts paying attention to things outside of the bar again
Hoopa: ((Would now be a good time to introduce a new character
: Chara!Gaster [Charaster] is now Fellby [Fellby].
Schywey: -He literally stalks Muffrisk, but ok-
Envy: is now biting on her arm
Schyroton: enters the bar again.
Muffrisk: it makes her FEEL safer
: [I]:
Fellby: "Oh, jeez..."
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]I once performed a Naruto run to my house[/color]
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]It was beautiful[/color]
Barchar: "how long has she been doing this?"
Muffet: "About 30 seconds."
Barchar: "Oh."
Fellby: attempts to remove his daughter.
Avanne: -They throw the wood titties to I.-
Envy: she is removed, though she's not happy about it
Hoopa: ((Envy tries to touch Baechar's tits
Fellby: "Yeah, she likes you."
Hoopa: (("I'm envious about those boobs"
CryingEevee OOC: ((was baechar ib purpose?))
Hoopa: ((yes
Envy: "Mmmm! Mah claimed her! Why come I don't get her!?" she said, grumpily
Hoopa: ((Also, hoo boy
Hoopa: ((New PMD chapter tomorrow
Barchar: "...."
Shoephys: ((Baechar
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh boy))
Hoopa: ((That's gonna be interesting
Barchar: she shifts uncomfortably
Hoopa: ((Also hey Slarv
Hoopa: ((You out of PMD?
Fellby: ".... So verbose already..."
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CryingEevee OOC: ((also, speaking of naruto runs, lucario in pokken in the 3d part of the battles does a naruto run when they move))
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Shoephys: ((Dunno, I can barely ever be there for the sessions, and when I am there I'm usually lost
Hoopa: ((Gotcha
Hoopa: ((You don't have to participate
Shoephys: ((So I guess
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Muffet: "Are you sure? I mean, 'why come'?"
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Hoopa: ((Alright, thanks, just wanted to know
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Shoephys: ((Tues and thurs is bad for me, and I'm too far behind on what's up to participate
Fellby: "Usually kids aren't speaking like this at two days old."
CryingEevee OOC:
Florentin: "Baaaa."
Fellby: "Case in point."
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CryingEevee OOC: ((r2 in the community QA at the bottom of that link))
CryingEevee OOC: ((like))
Fellby: ((i like how florentin's just decided he's a goat
CryingEevee OOC: ((the word))
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Schyroton: ((k
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Shoephys: ((I thought flor's dad was an asriel or some shit
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Shoephys: ((That's why he was part gote
Fellby: ((nope
Envy: "Humph! He's just talkin' weird!"
Barchar: (No, his dad is fellby)
Barchar: (and his mum is mumffet)
Shoephys: ((O
Fellby: is unnerved by his daughter's speech.
: Shoephys [Shoephys] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Florentin: "You're mean!"
Fanta: approaches gotye
Colton: he's in the main room now
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Fanta: approaches
Hoopa: ((Imagine Sterling performing a Naruto run
Barchar: Cause the guy that did that is gotye
Envy: keep in mind they were in hell for a fair while
Fanta: "..."
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Fellby: -good point-
Fellby: ((i have pictures of the babs grown up if you guys wanna see
Fanta: "Hello child"
Colton: "Oh. Hi mom. Are you fixed now?"
Colton: "Maybe slightly okay."
Schyroton: ((yes
Barchar: (they're p gud)
Envy: "Mom has her! I should have her too! C
Muffet: "Dearie, I don't own her. I can't give you what I don't have."
Envy: "Yuh-huh you do! I can smell venom in her!"
: Fellby's kid's first word is Horse
Barchar: OKAY
: Which leads Satan to go on the warpath
: And attack Horse Hell for three seconds
: Before retreating to get reinforcements
Fellby: ((and then destroy horses forever
Schyroton: ((using an army of hitlers
: Satan gathers up Azazel, MEttaton Hitler, Adaline, True Hitler, Diva Hitler, Child Hitler but Russian Man is In His Body, SilvaHitler, Fopdoodle, and Hidden Hitler
: And Hummer Hitler
: We get a few more hitlers along the way
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Hitsky too[/color]
: Hitsky, yeah
Fellby: ((envy:
Fellby: ((florentin:
Envy: is gonna be a huge nerd when she grows up
Fanta: rubs his head
Fanta: staring directly at him
Fanta: in the eye
Florentin: -Is gonna be a pretentious art kid-
Fanta: with her blood red eyes
Colton: he's not comfortable
Fanta: and an emotionless face
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Is Envy dabbing[/color]
Colton: "This kind of thing is why the ghost lady freaks me out. C
Schyroton: ((beautiful
: Why do Mew's arms end right at the middle of the boobs
Barchar: No, that's //
Barchar: This is |/
Fellby: ((no
Fellby: ((and that was unintentional
Cow: There's a cow in the bar
Barchar: Wait no it's more of a /-
Colton: don't do this slarv
Literally Satan: He slams his fist onto his table.
Literally Satan: "MOTHERFUCKER"
Schyroton: looks at the cow.
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]Exactly[/color]
Schyroton: ...
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Wha..."[/color]
Literally Satan: "I'm calling the hitler squad again."
Barchar: she looks very uncomfortable
Cow: It does nothing
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]-She attempts to ignore it-[/color]
Mettadolf: -He's still not charged.
Literally Satan: "...Eh, i'll do it later."
Cow: Just in your bar
Cow: Eating your grass
Literally Satan: "Azazel, go throw Mettadolf into the power plant we just bought using Horse Hell's money."
Grillby: -WHAT GRASS-
Cow: Did i say grass I meant carpet
Hoopa: [color=#ffffff]We need a Hitler Squad anime[/color]
Grillby: -i thought the floor was wood-
Cow: he found a carpet
Schyroton: ((shes a carpet muncher ;;)
: Frisky Whiskington [Hoopa] is now Frisky Whiskington [Hitsky].
Barchar: I don't have a character command for diva Hitler
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]Meanwhile, this shitlord is enjoying his two acres.[/color]
Azazel: -grabs Mettadolf and throws him directly into the power plant-
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]-She continues to ignore the cow.-[/color]
Fanta: picks colton up
Fellby: sighs and pats his son's head.
Schyroton: goes to the couch.
Essence: ((in other news, this character is MAJORLY reworked now because i decided i didn't like the old design. still not a character i'll be using for cau, but still))
Azazel: "Wait, what's our power source?"
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]Hitler Squad[/color]
Literally Satan: "It runs off uh..."
Literally Satan: "I don't know actually."
Literally Satan: "But it runs off of it.:"
Horse: It runs at 1000000 horsepower
Schyroton: ((ls: nuclear. azazel: o shit
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]Mettadolf, Adaline, True Hitler, Diva Hitler, Russian Child Hitler, Silvahitler, Fopdoodle, Hitsky[/color]
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]Azazel kind of counts[/color]
: [[ "It's lava" ]]
Schyroton: ((cue mutant robot
Barchar: Don't forget hidden Hitler
Barchar: And hummer Hitler
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]Hidden Hitler[/color]
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]And Hummer Hitler[/color]
Barchar: And Hitler Hitler
Barchar: And true Hitler
Fanta: "Why"
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]I INCLUDED TRUE HITLER[/color]
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]YOU DINGUS[/color]
Barchar: So you did
Barchar: Oops
Fellby: [so they're speaking full sentences now]
Azazel: "It's not lava, right?"
Hitsky: ((Someone should draw the Hitler squad
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: Heh
Fellby: [florentin hasn't brought up horses sine]
Schyroton: [wow]
Barchar: (diva hitler is basically a meloetta hybrid. Except. Also Hitler.)
Schyroton: ((bad timeline relic
Muffet: [Envy seems to think she should have rights to LA mignonne because she's my daughter. Which is. Uhm. Awkward for both of us. ]
Fellby: ((fopdoodle looks like a ToS avatar
Schyroton: [what the fuck]
Fellby: [yeeeah it's weird]
Hitsky: ((MV
Florentin: "Daaa, I want cheerios."
: [[ ]]
Hitsky: ((Are you able to draw part of the Hitler Squad
Fellby: "You've already eaten enough! You'll get fat."
Envy: [I think she thinks I own her and so she should get her by way of inheritance]
Fanta: "Why"
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]Florentin: that's my fetish[/color]
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]Fellby: oh god why[/color]
Fanta: ((Hitler squad riding to horse hell
Fanta: ((Make it happen
Colton: he's kicking under himself, panicking. "I DON'T KNOW, PSYCHOLOGY OR SOMETHING"
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Fellby: ((wow envy owns a phone already
Florentin: "But Daaa!"
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]hi bloo[/color]
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]What does Literally Satan look like[/color]
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]Is he just[/color]
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Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]Literally Satan[/color]
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]Or does he have any specifics[/color]
Ember: -She walks down into the kitchen and makes herself some toast.-
Florentin: "Ember!"
Literally Satan: He's a regular dude in white t-shirt and jeans.
Fanta: "Oh"
Literally Satan: With small horns and blonde hair.
Fanta: "My apologies"
Fellby: "Yeah, that's who it is."
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]So this[/color]
: What
Muffet: oops that was her
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]I literally googled[/color]
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]"Literally Satan"[/color]
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]That popped up[/color]
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]Blonde hair[/color]
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]Horns[/color]
Ember: "Don't worry about me, just getting some toast."
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]It somehow does not fit[/color]
Fanta: she hasn't put him down yet
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]Me:[/color]
Fanta: ((Whenever someone on /r/ut says how amazing the rp there is
Literally Satan: "Also, tell Schyro he's kinda stuck in hell now."
Literally Satan: "I just realized."
Colton: "So out me dooooown!" he says, kicking her in the stomach gently
Fanta: ((Like last night when they had a ship
Fanta: drops him
Literally Satan: "All gays go to hell, so half the bar is gonna be roommmates over here when they die."
Hitsky: ((What is Zebraspace like
Fanta: ((Hell
Envy: "Ember!"
Hitsky: ((I want to get in but
Fanta: ((Except not as fun
Hitsky: ((RIP
Fanta: ((I'm gonna bring up the war of hitler whenever they say shit
Hitsky: ((Can you somehow get me in
Colton: he falls flat on his ass. He groans.
Fanta: ((You'd need to actually rp
Hitsky: ((I totally would
Ember: "What?"
Schyroton: [what]
Fanta: ((They have no standards, so ur a shoe in
Fanta: ((Kappa
Hitsky: ((fuck
Hitsky: ((Is that good or bad
CryingEevee OOC: ((Kappa))
Fanta: ((It was a joke
Florentin: "Gimme toast!"
Fanta: ((But they invite anyone
Hitsky: ((True
Ember: -She looks at her father, who shakes her head.-
Hitsky: ((Is there any way that you can just be like "lol invite frisky they're a good rper"
Schyroton: ((also im able to but im not gonna draw hitlers in my funeral service notebook margins
Hitsky: ((And would they do it))
Hitsky: ((Gotcha, MV
Fellby: ((i ain't drawing hitler
Ember: "Sorry Florentin."
Hitsky: ((Fine
Hitsky: ((That leaves it up to me
Fanta: ((I can draw pixel hitler squad
Schyroton: ((i mean i could draw dictator mettaton and dictator frisky but itd be vague and im honestly not up to it right now, sorry
Fanta: ((But it'd be bad
Hitsky: ((slarv-senpai how does one get invited
Hitsky: ((Slarv: you do nothing lol
Fanta: ((Madzchi got invited
Fanta: ((And he rped for about a week
Envy: "Tell mom that because she has la mignonne, I should too!"
Hitsky: ((A motherfucking week
Hitsky: ((Alright))
Muffet: "I-envy, sweetie, her name is Barchar."
Hitsky: ((So do I just))
Ember: "That's not how it works, Envy."
Hitsky: ((RP in /r/Ut
Hitsky: ((Enough so they notice
Hitsky: (("Ooh lala"
Hitsky: (("Get invited, bitch"
Fanta: ((Yeah
Hitsky: ((That's gonna be a toughie since it's mostly dead but I can pull off that shit
CryingEevee OOC:
Fanta: stares at colt
Fanta: "Your nickname is one word away from clot"
Fanta: "As in blood clot"
Colton: "Is that. A threat?"
Fanta: "Are your arteries ok?"
Colton: "Yes?"
Fanta: "Good"
Colton: "Your name is two letters away from 'fantasy' but you're real."
Fanta: "Correct"
Fanta: "If you remove some letters from your name and add some more, it becomes 'secretly gay'"
Fanta: "I am accepting of that"
Fanta: "Do not be worried"
Colton: "..."
Colton: "Um."
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Florentin: -He's starting to drift off to sleep.-
Colton: "I think I've got a couple years before I learn."
Fanta: ((Hiya
Envy: "Whaddaya meeean!?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((bar check))
Fanta: "Very well"
Fanta: is
Colton: traumagote
Schyroton: ((schyro is in bar
Fanta: sits down and conks out
Hitsky: (('Ey, Raven
Fanta: back to tulpa sex the game
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Colton: "...uh. I hope she'll be alright when she wakes up."
...: (( Hi.
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))
Schyroton: (yo
...: (( Just passing by sorry... Can I get a private chat with you anytime soon Frisky, please?
Hitsky: ((Sure, we can do one right now.))
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Envy: "Of course that's how it works!"
Ember: "You don't own a person."
Envy: she taps her fangs. "Yuh-huh you do!"
Ember: "No, you don't. That's called slavery and is illegal."
Barchar: "...I'm gonna. Go. Home."
Barchar: she's fucking out. And in the bar.
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"You were gone for a while. Did you have fun?"[/color]
: ((Tangy's PMing me
: ((And is already pissing me off
Muffet: "Ember, she is a Demon. These were hurdles I had to get over too."
Barchar: "No."
Ember: "... Oh."
Schyroton: snaps to reality. "Hhhi."
Ember: -She heads upstairs, with her toast.-
Barchar: "My...girlfriemd I guess had a kid, and she's trying to claim me."
Schyroton: Whhat ththe shit.
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"How... interesting."[/color]
Barchar: "'Cause uh. They're succubi."
Barchar: "And they do that."
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Fellby: ((ffuuuuck i'm dozing off and my homework's not done
Fellby: ((... i can do this.
Fellby: ((I CAN DO THIS
Fellby: ((I. CAN. DO. THIS.
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Fellby: ((brb gotta make myself be able to do this
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Schyroton: passes out bc im tired, gn all
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Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]The /r/UT roleplay is going nicely[/color]
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]Frisk accidentally scared a child[/color]
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]And that child fell off the fucking tree[/color]
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Fanta: ((Laharl
Fanta: ((Deliver the tangy bullshit
: ((Ofna's actually going through with it
Fanta: ((Rip
: Tangy delievered in your PMS
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Barchar: (WHY do all the fan lyrics for Spider dance have this weird hypnotic undertone)
Barchar: (like is there some line in her fight that lends to this that I just never saw cause I skipped it? )
Fellby: ((idk
Fellby: ((all she does is tie you up and attempt to feed you to a pet
Barchar: (I mean it fits MY muffet but actual muffet? Not so much as far as I can tell)
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Barchar: ( but this shit)
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]I was in PMs with Laharl[/color]
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]I fumbled with my phone[/color]
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Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]Pressed "make call"[/color]
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]Laharl is just like[/color]
Barchar: (The music box version that the lyrics are from had it, but that cranks of up to 11)
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]"no"[/color]
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]And I'm like[/color]
Barchar: (Gg)
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]"shiT"[/color]
Barchar: (Frisky: "AND IIIIIII" )
Barchar: (Frisky: "HOLY SHIET)
Ant: (( Hi ))
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Fanta: gotemom.exe hasn't rebooted quite yet
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Fanta: ((Hi b
: To suffer the slings and arrows [B] is now Shakespeare and whatever [Ken M].
Ken M: ((Hey
Ken M: ((not feeling particularly funny tonight but let's see how it goes))
Fellby: yk,
Ken M: -skulks in-
Fellby: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yy
Fanta: Hello chime's dog
Ken M: I ask God that every day.
Fellby: trrrbgT
Fanta: pooooooop ah👌
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]what[/color]
Ken M: ((oh ffs
Fellby: jhh
Fellby: k
Ken M: That's nothing to kid about.
Fanta: ((I think/hope an animal is walking on chime's keyboard
Ken M: ((nah
Fellby: ((oh what the hell
Ken M: ((this is quality RP
Fellby: ((i fell asleep
Fanta: ((Yep
Fanta: ((Oh
Ken M: ((chime was a Shakespeare keyboard monkey this whole time))
Fellby: ((and gracefully faceplanted on the keyboard
Fanta: ((Haha chime used rest it's super effective
Fanta: ((Getit?
Ken M: ((Well my only question
Fanta: ((I thought your dog found ur keyboard
Ken M: ((all those letters are in the middle of the keyboard
Fellby: ((my dog is not even a foot tall
Ken M: ((so how the fuck did you hit enter))
Fanta: ((And he was concerned about that
Fanta: ((Didn't you see him asking 'y'
Fellby: (...
Fellby: ((how the fuck DID i hit enter
Fellby: ((*looks down at arm*
Ken M: (( relevant xkcd ))
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Fellby: ((shit you found me out
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Fellby: ((i've been a spider all this time
Fellby: ((spoder
Ken M: ((muffet
Fellby: ((yes
Fellby: ((... i wonder how my muffet mii is doing in tomodachi life
Fellby: ((haven't touched that game in a while
Ken M: ((comics like this make me laugh as I look down upon you qwerty peasants))
Hitsky: /Grillby hands ?? a shit of mercury
Ken M: ((Colemak4lyfe
Hitsky: /Sorry, had to pull off that inside joke
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]-Frisky, /r/UT RP[/color]
Ken M: ((haha funni meme
Fellby: ((fuck frisky they straight-up drank it
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]Oh god[/color]
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]??: ... heh... when'd you get so funny? drinks the shot of mercury[/color]
Ken M: ((if Colemak was any more efficient the home row would spell out "arsed thine"))
Ken M: ((wait no
Ken M: ((am dumb
Ken M: ((but it would have arsed in it))
Fellby: ((qwerty is how they teach you in school tho
Ken M: ((school isn't a place for smart people, Morty))
Fellby: ((keyboarding class was the biggest waste of an hour imo
Fellby: ((like
Fellby: ((the teacher was like, "you already kno all this shit"
Fanta: ((Just fucking
Fanta: ((Use the internet
Fellby: (("just play cubefield or whatever"
Fanta: ((I typed with one finger
Ken M: ((i learned typing from being the most talkative guy on minecraft ever))
Fanta: ((Before i interneted
Ken M: ((not ashamed to admit it))
Ken M: ((>be me
Ken M: ((>dual enrollment calculus class
Fanta: ((*b
Ken M: ((>have trouble with certain concept))
Fanta: ((The biggest waste of time is computer ethics
Fanta: ((That os
Fanta: ((Is my worst class
Ken M: ((>by next day in class have figured it out))
Fellby: ((my worst class rn is bcom
Fellby: ((i do not need this class
Ken M: ((>teacher still covering it))
Fellby: ((i am forced to take this class
Fanta: ((The prof knows it's bad
Ken M: ((>people aren't getting it))
Ken M: ((>raise hand
Fanta: ((I just stay in the back on my phone the whole class, about 5 people there actually pay attention
Ken M: ((>suggest from experience a reason people are getting confused
Fellby: ((i still don't know how i got an a in this one class last year
Fellby: ((it was like, an intro to computers
Ken M: ((>prof says "b have you talked to them, that's pretty presumptive of you"))
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]That shit's easy[/color]
Fellby: ((i fucked around all hour and still got a fucking a
Ken M: ((>he's actually upset
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]If you know computers[/color]
Fanta: ((The profs for the intro classes are chill af
Fellby: ((that shit's easy if you spend all day on your computer
Fanta: ((Like, I fucked up my c class a lot
Ken M: ((>mfw my prof explains it my way after publicly shaming me in class for suggesting an explanation))
Fellby: ((the most i struggled with was learning microsoft, uh
Fanta: ((And I got a perfect score
Fellby: ((shit what was that program, it begins with an a
Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]ass[/color]
Fanta: ((OpenGL was torture
Ken M: ((Agricultural Simulator 2098
Fellby: ((ACESS
Fellby: ((shit
Fellby: ((*accsess
Ken M: ((There's a comic con in my city this weekend
Fellby: ((chime cannot spell at 1 am
Fanta: ((Guess what time it is for me
Fellby: ((booty time
Ken M: ((There are such illustrious celebrities as the priest from the walking dead and the guy in Boba Fett's suit))
Ken M: ((also this weekend is going to be the saddest experience of my life))
Fanta: ((I mean, the guy who plays gabriel's pretty ok
Ken M: ((My backwards-ass chem prof from last year is holding a fucking homeschool homecoming))
Fellby: ((i am also going to a con
Ken M: ((like what's the point
Ken M: ((I'm always home and I'm always coming))
Fanta: ((I am going to a shitty relatives convention
Fellby: ((apparently it's a fantasy con but they'll let you enter the contest with anything
Fellby: ((so
Fellby: ((twili midna it is
Ken M: (("Fantasy"
Ken M: ((be the male fantasy
Fanta: ((Shit I need to work on my batter
Fellby: ((dude i can get 200 bucks if i win this
Hitsky: ((pink-morphsuit with a strap on flamethrower penis
Fanta: ((I got the pants and the bat
Fellby: ((yeah and i have to work on my addons for vader
Ken M: ((apparently all males have the same fantasy so it should be easy))
Fellby: ((i'm gonna make mine out of craft wire and cellophane
Fanta: ((I need circles
Ken M: ((Don't forget to use the Force
Fanta: ((I'm debating just using hula hoops
Fellby: ((how big we talking
Fanta: ((Hula hoop size
Fellby: ((then use hula hoops
Ken M: ((that clears it up
Fanta: ((And hula hoop width
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Ken M: ((Radius?
Fanta: ((Hula hoop radius
Fanta: ((Then i super glue them to my head
Fellby: ((should i put el wire in my addons or no
Ken M: ((well I mean it's not perfectly circular gotta have an equation for that shit))
Fanta: ((I am shit at cosplay
Ken M: ((Probably going to end up cod playing as Rick
Fanta: ((The most complicated thing i ever did was brad's stump arm
Fellby: ((i'm sure there's a cod!rick somewhere
Fellby: ((and a call of duty!rick somewhere
Ken M: ((fucking *burp* noscoped, morty
Fanta: ((
Fellby: ((i'm probably gonna head out to joann's tomorrow
Ken M: ((If my friend doesn't go as Frank n Furter I'll be severely disappointed))
Ken M: ((*N
Fanta: ((Shit yes
Ken M: ((You know the video where it's The Almighty Loaf and it says "even now the evil seed of what you have done germinates within you"?))
Fanta: ((Also, b you still want in the arc
Ken M: ((uh I guess
Ken M: ((Don't have any chars tho
Fanta: ((Well, we're getting closer to the point
Fanta: ((Where that character shows up
Fanta: ((So
Ken M: ((I'm going to try something
Fanta: ((I got one for ya if you want in
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Fanta: ((In a while
Mike Pence: -gets down on his knees-
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Ken M: ((ok done
Fellby: ((mmmblblbm i should go to bed
Fellby: ((so
Ken M: -yawns-
Fellby: ((gn
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Ken M: I miss the old America
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Hitsky: [color=#ffffff]gn[/color]
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Yazan: how is it that KFC tastes shitter here than in the US?
Ken M: ((Where's here?
Fanta: ((Because it's farther from kentucky
Fanta: ((So the chicken's colder
Yazan: Korea
Ken M: ((tell Dennis Rodman I said he picked the right Korea))
Yazan: Im too busy living in real korea
Ken M: ((oh dear
Ken M: ((someone picked false Korea
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Yazan: at least I got more than 28 websites
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Ken M: ((at least I got more than 0 dear leaders))
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Yazan: Supreme Leader*
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Ken M: ((well of course he's supreme but he's dear to my heart))
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Yazan: bad news Supreme leader wants you excu
Yazan: executed*
Fanta: ((Oh yeah b
Fanta: ((Today we had a war between horse hell and the hitler armada
Fanta: ((If you wanna read it
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Raine: ((Ohhhh when she comes into play
Yazan: I think supreme leader go him
Yazan: got*
Raine: ((In the trial
Raine: ((And the investigation
Raine: ((It'll be fun
Yazan: Rip B. May you forever be the 2ndete
Yazan: letter of the alphabet*
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: 6 AM yee haw
: soryy about leaving, irl stuff happned.
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Fanta: still borked
Colton: this is getting kind of frustrating
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: ((Alright))
: ((Matthew is approaching, so, just checking in for a bit.))
: ((Everything is safe, and tied up and shit))
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Fanta: is waking up, tho
Fanta: ((Now, everyone! Let's talk about the wonders of "moe" until the break of dawn!
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Colton: waking or not she's still a bloody robot
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Fanta: rubs her forehead, it hasn't wholly worn off but she's less.. robotic
Fanta: "Morning.. Colton"
Fanta: just sounds bored
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Fanta: ((Ar nosurge teaches you how to properly 'girl talk'
Fanta: ((This fucking game
Fanta: ((Now delta's on a panty raid
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Colton: "OH. You recognize me name now. Good."
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Colton: [s]apparently is using an irish accent now[/s]
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Fanta: "Yeah"
Colton: "It' improvement. At least."
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Fanta: sits down
Fanta: pets his head, still out of it
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Colton: he accepts this, as long as it's not know. Painful as before.
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Fanta: nope, it's bored pets
Colton: an improvement
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Fanta: ((I still can't believe yesterday happened
Barchar: (Ikr)
Colton: would be ecstatic to hear satan killed the horse
Fanta: sighs
Barchar: is asleep
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]A wild DD appears [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]So i found out my phone's secondary music app had a speed multiplier and I'm now fucking with it to see what works and what doesnt [color=red]]][/color]
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I did not mean fucking in that way chime. [color=red]]][/color]
Fellby: ((just bang your music app
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]"I have strange fetishes, but I'm not at the point of sticking my dick into my computer or shoving my phone up my ads yet" [color=red]]][/color]
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]If i leave all the sudden, my phone has went on low power mode and i cant read shit [color=red]]][/color]
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Barchar: (>up my ads)
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Flame msparp blocks autocorre t [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]And shit im blind now [color=red]]][/color]
Fellby: ((rip
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Muffet: takes a second to check her phone, before busting out laughing
Fellby: looks over. "Hmm?"
Muffet: she manages to fight it down, still snickering. "Ba-Barchar sent me a recap of the events of another episode in...whatever that show that's starring us is."
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Muffet: "A-and apparently I got a number and a date from-from bloody [i]Miyu[/i]. I just..."
Fellby: "What happened? Did I show up - oh."
Muffet: "What the hell?"
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Fellby: "Isn't she like, a fraction of your age? Granted, I am too, but."
Muffet: "Agh...lord..." she wipes one of her eyes.
Muffet: She shrugs. "I don't know how old she is, cheri. It's bloody absurd."
Fellby: "I know, right? There was this one before it where I was the voice in Azazel's head."
Muffet: She sighs. "But no, unless for some reason she left you out, you weren't there."
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Muffet: "Oh, also, I've gained seven more bloody voices."
Muffet: "One of them is Avanne."
Fellby: "Huh."
Barchar: I'm realizing, though, that Barchar wouldn't actually recognize ANYONE but, like...Avanne and Blake. And [i]maybe[/i] Halla? I think she was out at one point
Muffet: she sighs. "Ahhh, hell..."
Fellby: ((oh man i wanna talk to laharl about some of my characters being fallen children
Fellby: ((but idk what he's got planned
Muffet: "Also, apparently la mignonne herself is making a cameo. odd."
Fellby: "Huh."
Barchar: (I believe he's said he just picks characters at random when appropriate)
Barchar: (not too much planning)
Fellby: ((ah well
Fellby: ((laharl
Fellby: ((if you need insight you can just ask me
Barchar: (I dunno what items he'd even have for most of my characters)
Fellby: ((i know for karamatsu you could flop his sparkly pants somewhere
Barchar: (Muff' and Barchar have some, but they're taken)
Barchar: (I guess something could be figured out with GLaDOS, but she was in the last cautale)
Fellby: ((hmm, true
Barchar: (Bondertale don't really have much goin' on to make an item out of)
Fellby: ((hm
Barchar: (Maybe a slime staff for MK? I dunno)
Fellby: ((for corsi i guess you could have a little plastic barette laying somewhere
Barchar: (Oh, I guess Quote has stuff that'd work.)
Barchar: (One of which I even mentioned)
Muffet: she hands her phone to him. "Tell you what, you cn just read it if you want.
Barchar: it's a novelization as much as it is a recap
Fellby: nods as he's reading stuff over.
Florentin: -He lets loose a quiet "Baaaa" from his crib.-
Fellby: "Mh, there he goes with the goat noises again."
Muffet: she rolls her eyes. "Is it because of the horns?" she says, leaning over him. "Do you think you're a goat because you have horns?"
Florentin: "Yeah!"
Muffet: she makes an understanding noise, nodding. "Well, I don't think goats are usually made out of fire..." she says, thoughtfully, putting one hand on her cheek and supporting it with two others
Florentin: "Well, I can be made of fire."
Muffet: Wha
Florentin: -He grabs onto the side of the cage, hoisting himself up.-
Barchar: I don't really get the logic chain with his response
Florentin: -Believe me, he doesn't either.-
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Muffet: "...You're already made of fire."
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Muffet: "That-that was my entire point."
Florentin: "Exactly!"
Muffet: she blinks. "...I...uhm..."
Fanta: ((Ar nosurge just gave a reason in its lore that everyone's a loli
Barchar: (why)
Florentin: -He flops back down, feeling as though he's won.-
Muffet: wouldn't know how to argue
Fanta: ((I don't fuckin know, it felt the need to clarify that cass and sarly look like they're 13 when they're 20 because of magic tulpa shit
Fanta: ((Rather than just
Barchar: (No as in why are they)
Fanta: ((Alright, here
Florentin: -He's somehow convinced himself he has three parents - Muffet, Fellby, and Jager.-
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]So I can see things again [color=red]]][/color]
Fanta: ((Cass, sarly, and cinnamon bun prim, are not human, they're tulpas that were given physical form by magic
Fanta: ((The game calls em genom but they're tulpas
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]My phone has a battery saving system where no matter what if it's at 5% or bellow it makes the screen at the lowest possible light system [color=red]]][/color]
Fellby: ((mine is like that too
Muffet: that is theoretically possible
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]And I can not see that when I'm on the DARK THEME [color=red]]][/color]
Muffet: untrue but possible
Fanta: ((The magic makes them age slower
Fellby: ((did you plug your phone in or nah
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]No I just switched to my laptop. [color=red]]][/color]
Fellby: ((oh
Fanta: ((Ar nosurge is the stupidest game I've played in a good while and it's amazing
Barchar: (glad you're enjoying yourself slarv)
Fanta: ((I did a side quest where I relived delta's memories of panty raiding cass
Florentin: -He hasn't called Jager any variation of "father" yet but when he does-
Florentin: -hooooo boy-
Cow: The cow is still there
Barchar: theoretically Jager is probably his godfather but
Fellby: -yep-
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Florentin: "God....dthdf... God...theh... God." [color=red]]][/color]
Envy: hearing barchar referred to as her 'godmother' might have assisted her assumption Muffet actually had some claim over her
Barchar: (Literally God: "Why do so many demons keep saying my name?")
Florentin: ((florentin: "daddy" jager: "welp nice knowing you guys but i'm gonna go"
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Jager: "Yes, I am god" [color=red]]][/color]
Fellby: ((alternately:
Barchar: (Barchar: "Hey I'm the goddess don't steal my fucking thunder")
Fellby: ((jager: "nah florentin only fellby gets to call me daddy"
Fanta: ((Jager: I am a a god, even though I'm a man of god
Fanta: ((Jager: And yall better quit playin with god, or else i forget the rest of the song
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Also I just switched to the felt theme [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I actually kind of enjoy it, minus the fact that my typing bar's color isn't accurate to the character [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]It's very, green [color=red]]][/color]
Fellby: ((yeah
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]For the lazy who want to see how green it is: [color=red]]][/color]
Fellby: ((i just dislike the felt theme for some reason
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]To be fair, I prefer the default dark theme logos and typing notification [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]But.. [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]It's so green [color=red]]][/color]
Fellby: ((i just switched to parp classic
Fellby: ((it... well it looks like charat did
Fellby: ((i don't like this
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Fanta: ((Maybe because neon colors
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Fanta: ((Hiih
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: yee hi
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Holaharl [color=red]]][/color]
: Shit
: I'm a holagram
Fellby: ((and we all know how well shit with holograms went down here
Barchar: AD left you for a nonphysical woman. How does that make you fell?
FFrisk: Like leaving, going to Gaston, and gardening
FFrisk: Just, gardening
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FFrisk: I'm gonna fucking garden for the rest of my fucking life fuck this shit
Miyu: In ca2tale she's probably sitting next to the home phone in her and Hoopa's house
Miyu: When is she gonna call when is she gonna call when is she gonna call
Muffrisk: "Miyu. I have bad news."
Muffrisk: "I have a very shiny spear in my chest."
Muffrisk: "Wat do"
Miyu: 'I don't fucking know Prismadyne's got a fucking robot skeleton'
Miyu: 'Run, run to my house'
Muffrisk: "MIYU HELP"
Chalor: "You really deserve it, honestly."
: [color=yellow][Project Justice: Currently updating weapon knowledge][/color]
Barchar: Me and MV have decided that, forgoing any fuckups until then, her first death is going to be due to poor word choice when dealing with prismaton
Miyu: In pacifist, there would be a Miyu fight
Miyu: Anywhere else, Miyu has hit the realization that 'this spider demon would fucking knuckle me'
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Barchar: It's like a spectrun
Vega: [[ I pray that the beauty of your blood is visible for as long as possible ]]
Barchar: in pacifist she attacks
Barchar: in muffet must die/any neutral run probably she lets her go, and apparently gets a crush? I mean okay Laharl I'm down just wasn't how i saw it going
Barchar: in genocide she's like
Barchar: "Fuck this shit"
Barchar: The genocide Miyu fight is like a reverse of the pacifist undyne fight. Except muffet is undyne.
Miyu: She's got a bad habit of completely idolizing anyone that can kick her ass
Miyu: Unless they're dumbass geno spiders
Barchar: Muffet's not complaining. At least now she has, like
Barchar: an ally point five
Literally Satan: Sorry kiddo, i'd get you out of here if I could, but that's not really in my domain.
Barchar: Wouldn't physically help her like Fellby probably would, but she'll at least talk and give advice
: [I]:
[L]: [color=red][/color]
: [I]:
: ((Is Muffrisk just gonna have a horrible bad habit
: ((Of saying the complete wrong things
: ((To Prismtale people
Muffrisk: not even really just to prismtale people
Muffrisk: she'll learn her lesson after prismaton though
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Muffrisk: do not use those comments on the crystal people
Blake: <"Oh right">
Blake: <>
Blake: <"The distinction is somewhat lacking">
Chalor: :)
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Muffrisk: *goes up to Frism and points at Chalor* "Look at her. The edgy bitch. Do you really wanna follow her?"
: [I]:
Frism: "Uh...I don't see what her appearance has to do with this?"
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]show myself* [color=red]]][/color]
Blake: <"Don't forget the perv.">
Blake: <"Er. The new perv.">
Charaster: <"I'm right here.">
Blake: <"Yes, you are. To the regtret of us all.">
: ((Y'know what I was really
: ((Really
: ((Gaming for
: ((In the rolls
Charaster: <"You all look like so much fun, though..."
: ((I wanted Miyu Toriel
Fellby: ((i kind of wanted Gaster Undyne
Barchar: (Oh man that would be great)
Barchar: (See, I'm glad that we got chara gaster, because that means we have scumster chara and that's too good to pass up)
Barchar: (And by good I mean awful but eh, in this case they're interchangable)
Literally Satan: I might as well say who he is
Literally Satan: He's on vacation running a nice little shop in Waterfall.
Barchar: Oh god Literally Gerson
Literally Satan: mad Dummy is still a secret tho
Barchar: (I forget do we have temmies?)
: [color=yellow] [Project Justice: Identity Unlisted] [/color]
: Horse
Literally Satan: Luci makes the fish-shaped cookies
Literally Satan: And the hitler squad takes stuff and sells it to Horse Village
Literally Satan: Azazel just runs the counter when he doesn't fuckin feel like it
Fellby: ((ffff
Fellby: ((tomodachi muffet wants another kid
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]That was my suggestion because I requested the street fight be the Art Club replacement, but that was originally horse. [color=red]]][/color]
Fellby: ((i want her to break up with jontron
Fellby: ((me: "bad timing"
Fellby: ((shiiit
: Fuck it, i'm done being nice
: Just gonna
: Roast this fucker
Literally Satan: But yeah, Gerson has been replaced by the entirety of Mildly Inconvienent Hell.
Literally Satan: All running a single shop in Waterfall
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: yee haw
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: If catholics belive babies go to heaven after death, wouldnt it be logical to kill them and secure heaven then to give them chance to ruin it after in life?
Fanta: ((That theory sounds a bit
Fanta: ((Infantile
: ((Ohhhhh fuck you
Fanta: ((I'm just saying it's a childish way of thinking
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]We should end that immature way of thinking. [color=red]]][/color]
: ((With a coat hanger
Fellby: ((we need to terminate this line of thought
Fanta: ((That would jack-et up quite a bit, laharl
: ((My
: ((God
: ((This conversation is bad, abort it immediately
: no keep going that was a pun
Fanta: ((Your sense of humor is a real killer with the young crowd
: ((Those poor sandy hook kids
: ((They wanted books and instead they got magazines
: 💉🔪 💉🔪💉🔪edgy shit edgY sHit 🔪thats 🔫some edgy💉💉 shit right 🔪th🔪 ere💉💉💉 right there 🚬🚬if i do ƽaү so my self 🔫i say so 🔫 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🔫 🔪🔪🔪НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔪🔪🔪 🔫 💉💉 🔪🔪 Edgy shit
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: yee haw
Fanta: ((Hi
: ((Hey))
: ((This hurricane sucked))
: ((Bad at its job))
: ((Now it's behind you
: ((Don't shittalk mother nature
: ((No I can shit talk her all I want))
Fellby: ((but what if the hurricane... succed
: '((Also I'm on PC why are my wingdings colored))
Fanta: is mindfucked oncemore
Fanta: ((Brb
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: ((Hang on imma check my fonts
: ((It's gotta be a google thing))
: ((☺
: Be up up font with your fonts
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: tfw you watch strawbel motherfucker
: Get
: Fucking
: Denied
Fellby: ((i forgot professor oak and nicki minaj are married in my tomodachi life game
: Hooboi
: Good eden run
: Kinda shitty stats, decent damage
: But
: Nail and Skeleton key
Muffrisk: ("Oooh, random hole in the wall. I wonder what's in i-DAD WHAT THE FUCK")
Barchar: (There's a sidequest where Satan and Muffet go to murder the horse village)
: Eden currently has
: A tear rate as if I picked up polyphemus
: Except without any of the damage
: In the cellar
: This is hell
Barchar: (that's the big risk with eden)
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Barchar: (unusable starting stats)
: The Nail
: And Skeleton key
: Are the only reasons i'm not just doing a Judas run
Barchar: (but judas has good damage)
: A Card Against Humanity?
: UH
: F
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Barchar: what did you expect?
: I thought it would like
: Spawn bombs or some shit
Barchar: no, that's the tower
Barchar: the card which must not be named kills you and spawns a bunch of items
Barchar: for if you have extra lives
: I don't know I trusted it
: Cause it was a playing card
: With a red back
Barchar: it's pretty alright if you hsve an extra life
Fanta: ((Have you done the r2 king challenge yet
Fanta: ((It's hell
: ((I beat it
Fanta: ((I can't fucking beat it
Barchar: (i think i got agood item and beat it first try)
Fanta: ((Also I've been playing the jubileus theme as my only music for 8 hours
Fanta: ((Still hasn't gotten old
Fellby: ((bayonetta music is always good
Fellby: ((*she
Fellby: ((jubileus is grill
Barchar: (Oh)
Barchar: (Shows me for not actually having played bayonetta and just seeing Jubileus in some top 10 list like 3 years ago)
Fanta: ((Jentren
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: Magic Mush
: Two Black Hearts
: And Roid Rage
: On first floor with Judas
: This is gonna be a godo run
Fanta: ((Shit man i've been being kinda bummed about my height for a while now I realize i can cosplay bayo characters effectively
Barchar: (fuck yeah)
Barchar: (I wish bayonetta was on PC. I actually really wanna play it)
Fanta: ((You can play it on wii u
Barchar: (I don't got no wii u)
Fellby: ((the first one's on ps3 but uh
Fanta: ((You can play it on piracy
Fellby: ((it's really awkward playing it if you're a minor
Barchar: (I don't like to pirate games that recent)
Fellby: ((like, if your parents are in the room
Barchar: (my personal code of conduct is 2 console generations or 10 years)
Fanta: ((Mine is ps1 or below
Fanta: ((Because my pc sucks
Barchar: (well, that is a thing for the gamecube games I've played)
Barchar: (but they are playable)
Fanta: ((Oh, worst games to play with your parents in the room
: Kramus Head or Book of Belial
Fellby: ((saints row and bayonetta
Fanta: ((Ultra despair girls
: I mean, i've currently got quad shot magic mush judas shots
Fellby: ((with saints row i could avoid whipping out the dildo bat
: So i'm not exactly low on damage
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Barchar: (Isaac)
: Bum Friend
: just
: saved my life
: From a peep eye
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Fanta: ((I am going through the land of no bars
Fanta: ((But the worst games for me were udg, jet set radio and
Barchar: (Wait, why JSR?)
Fanta: ((Xenoblade once
Fanta: ((Jsr because my mother was 'disgusted at me wanting to play a game where someone shot you'
: ((Isaac challenge idea
Barchar: (...what)
: ((Gives you all those fucking items
: ((That randomly teleport you
Barchar: (You mean like)
Fanta: ((So I stopped playing that and went back to arkham city
Barchar: (95% of all games)
Barchar: (Well okay that's probably exaggerating but)
Fanta: ((I have no fucking clue what her deal was with it
Barchar: (That makes no fucking sense)
Barchar: (and what was wrong with zenbolade)
Barchar: (It doesn't even have anime boobs as far as i can tell)
Fanta: ((It does
Fanta: ((And often times when she'd watch, I was playing as melia
Fanta: ((Because melia is best magic user
: Does broken remort
: Teleport you
: When you use your spacebar
Fanta: ((Basically any game where you play as a girl at any point
Barchar: (yes)
Fanta: ((And get hit, iirc
Barchar: ("Wow [slarv's name], you sure seem to play as a lot of girls. What, ARE you one? hahahaha")
Fanta: ((That was basically how she asked it
Barchar: (Oh GOD)
Fanta: ((Except different words were used
Barchar: (Oh god further)
Fanta: ((Udg got me a long lecture
Barchar: (What actually is it?)
Barchar: (I assumed it was a nickname)
Fanta: ((Ultra despair girls
Barchar: (but now you're using it as an acronym)
Barchar: (Well yes but)
Fanta: ((A danganronpa game
Barchar: (Oh, spinoff)
: What the fuck
: How do you dodge adversary's
: Fucking
: homing brimstone
Barchar: (walk around him)
Fanta: ((Adversary is ass
Barchar: (in a circle)
Fanta: ((And i hate it
Barchar: (Now when there's two)
Barchar: (glyf)
: Expirimental treatement
: Just
Barchar: (but only one isn't that fucking bad)
: Gave me
Fanta: ((You play as naegi's sister tryna kill a bunch of monokumas
: The equivalent
: Of quad polyphemus
Barchar: (Is that a good thing or a bad thing)
Fanta: ((There's a tentacle sex minigame at one point
: ((This is goods
Fanta: ((That was fun
Barchar: (Oh god)
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Fanta: ((Flame do u like ace attorney
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Barchar: (Well enough)
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Barchar: (I haven't played it as much as I should)
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Barchar: (I've never gotten past the steel amurai case in one i don't think)
Barchar: (And I don't remember anything in 2)
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Barchar: (I beat the second case in 3. I...actually forget what the name of the plot point there was)
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Barchar: (Where the defendant 'thinks' he's the thief, and then it's revealed that a witness is and was just making it uo)
Barchar: (BUT)
Barchar: (PLOT TWIST)
Barchar: (I like that one a lot. It was fun. I'd have continued in 3 but I decided it would be best ot do the other two irst)
Fanta: ((If u wanna do a case
Barchar: (Fuck yeah)
Fanta: ((The ace attorney side quest is open to anyone, since the party will need all the help they can
Fanta: ((We already did one on cau
Fanta: ((But this one's better
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Barchar: (Question though)
Fanta: ((Since ultima's not the lawyer
Barchar: (Is this all court stuff or is there investigation going on)
: ((I won't be participating because i've got a role in it
Fanta: ((Investigation as well
Barchar: (Because my main gripe with AA is that the investigation is boring as fuck)
Fanta: ((That's just in the worse cases
Barchar: (Maybe)
Fanta: ((Farewell my turnabout made investigating super exciting
Barchar: (But it's what's made me stop playing 1 both times I tried)
Fanta: ((1 also has awful pacing
Barchar: (that and the fact that for some reason my emulators laf it pretty hard)
: (What does Dagaz do
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Clears curse, gives spirti heart [color=red]]][/color]
: ((Alright
: ((Wait
: ((You can get placenta from womb rocks?
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Yeah [color=red]]][/color]
: ((Thats
: ((Kinda fucked up
Hitsky: ((Okay so))
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Specifically the ones that shoot in patterns when exploded some times [color=red]]][/color]
Hitsky: ((PMD might not be today if anyone cares))
Hitsky: ((Just saying real quick
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: ((I'm still trying to comprehend
: ((Why people use Pokemon Showdown to RP
: ((Like, I can kinda see why, it's got the battle simulator and all
Fanta: ((Shit data roaming's on
: ((But nobody fuckin uses it cause it's all gijinka slice of life
Fanta: ((Bye
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]OK guys [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I have $15 [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]What good multiplayer game can I get [color=red]]][/color]
: ((Uhh
: ((All the good ones are free or are 60 bucks
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Fuck [color=red]]][/color]
Fellby: ((muffet's child just took a picture of gaster scaring mettaton's baby in tomodachi life
: ((Goddamnit why do I have more hours in rebirth
: ((Than I do in Tf2 and Lethal League combined
: ((This game is fucking addicting
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Fuck it I just got that platforming game NL's been playing with everyone else [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Normally I'd wait for something like that to go on sale but I don't feel like holding onto $15 for two months [color=red]]][/color]
: ((I cannot hold onto money
: ((I have to literally plan a month ahead what game i'm getting
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: ((Because if I don't have enough money
: ((I will buy something useless
: ((Like tf2 hats
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]So um [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Other than me leaving, I think I've been listening to DM Dorkuro's new remix for the last 3 hours [color=red]]][/color]
Barchar: (so, what did you name the tomodachi muff babbo)
Fellby: ((hilariously
Fellby: ((they suggested the name "Ryder"
Fellby: ((which rhymes with "spider"
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Barchar: (Heh)
Literally Satan: [So I checked another timeline]
Literally Satan: [What if I told you]
Literally Satan: [In another timeline]
Fellby: ((still trying to hook jasper up with gaster
Literally Satan: [Muffet is married and has kids with Jon Jafari]
Fellby: [what]
Muffet: [Isn't he like]
Muffet: [A living meme]
Barchar: (I bet Ryder is [i]envious[/i] of the real muffell kids. He feels [i]floored 'n' teamed[/i] up on)
Literally Satan: [Yes, Jontron]
Fellby: ((he's like, a literal spider
Fellby: ((brb
Muffet: [That makes no sense at all]
Muffet: [THat would be like cheri being with a water elemental]
Muffet: [Or you with a HOLY water elemental]
: yee haw
Literally Satan: [I have half a mind to retroactively uncreate you]
Literally Satan: [For using the word Holy]
Literally Satan: [We don't use that fucking word in this group chat]
Fellby: [My dick shrivled at the idea of doing a water elemental]
Muffet: [Fine geez]
Barchar: ([url=,f_auto,fl_lossy,q_80/v1/gameskinnyc/l/u/p/lupus-45146.jpg]I actually kinda wish this was Rowlet''s evolutions instead[/url])
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Muffet: [What are you bloody Laharl]
Barchar: (LS: "Well, technically")
Fellby: [I mean there's a nökken in gaston and he's fine as hell but he's made of water]
CryingEevee OOC: ((huh. there's not many people here, like, at all))
Muffet: [The fuck is a nokken]
Barchar: (eh, it's relatively early)
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Literally Satan: [Well, technically.]
Literally Satan: [Although he's technically satan.]
Fellby: [River spirit. Plays violin]
Muffet: [Ooh, Violin]
Literally Satan: [I'm not gonna go into an explanation about the various rulers of alternate versions of hell]
Muffet: [Maybe I should try Violin. I mean, after piano and contact juggling. I guess.]
Muffet: [Not like I'm gonna run out of time to try it]
Literally Satan: [Cause then i'd have to go into the Bel's and that one timeline where the entirety of hell is nohing but spiders]
Literally Satan: [Truly that is the darkest timeline. No offense Muff, but you can go there and swim in arachnids.]
CryingEevee OOC: ((this yugioh game has motorcycle customization. really, who decided it was a good idea to play card games on motorcycles?))
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: ((yee haw
Muffet: [ you have a code for that]
Florentin: "Baaa."
Muffet: [I'd be down having a huge bloody underling stockpile]
Fellby: "Florentin, please."
Muffet: "You're not a goat, dearie."
: [yee haw]
: ((youve goat to be kidding me
Florentin: "Yes I am!"
Muffet: "No, Florentin. You're a demon-slash-fire elemental."
Y.V.: [#Verifyvenuz]
Florentin: "And a goat!"
Muffet: "No."
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Florentin: "Yes I am!"
Muffet: "The horns are the demon, love."
: yee hi
Florentin: "You dont have horns."
Muffet: "That's because I'n a different kind of demon."
Florentin: -He blinks. "You mean I'm not your son?"
Literally Satan: [it's SP1D3R]
Muffet: "No. That's not what I mean."
Muffet: "IT's just that, among, the male and female versions are very different.
Muffet: [Thanks]
Florentin: "ooooh"
Muffet: "Succubi have wings, and venom. Incubi, such as you, have horns and...well..."
Muffet: "Something else, I'm sure."
Literally Satan: [Actually]
Literally Satan: [They aren't Incubi and Succubi until they hit the age where they can start fucking]
Literally Satan: [Cause that's the sex demon's whole deal, and it'd be wierd if we call kids those]
Muffet: [Wait, then what are we before that?]
Fellby: [Huh]
Literally Satan: [For now they're just Lesser Demons.]
Fellby: [Okay then]
Literally Satan: [With a very high chance of hitting Succubi when they mature]
Muffet: [...Okay I'm just going to use the actual words. Because I get your logic chain but that's kind of confusing]
Literally Satan: [Demon maturity is wierd, it's less like a set thing and more of a 'so you like golfing you're a golf demon what you mature']
: [yee haw]
Muffet: [Wait are there actual golf demons]
Literally Satan: [It's why we don't have asexual succubi, if you're a succubus/incubus, it means you like to fuck a lot]
Muffet: [Is that a thing]
Literally Satan: [Yes, there are golf demons]
Muffet: [Wow]
Literally Satan: [Btw Incubi have more than horns]
Fellby: [So can you like]
Muffet: [WEll yes I figured they did]
Fellby: [Switch demon types]
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Literally Satan: [...I guess? I mean, the last demon switch was when I went from Angel to Fallen Angel]
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Literally Satan: [And that's a special case]
Muffet: [I mean, I imagine you'd have to somehow become disillusioned with something that used to define you]
Literally Satan: [Usually it takes a huge traumautic event]
Literally Satan: [That somehow completely makes you lose all touch with your former unlife's purpose]
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Literally Satan: [Really, your kids could end up as whatever the fuck they want to be, they've just got a really high chance of being succunbi/incubi]
Literally Satan: [Don't let them get too close to cats, cause if they end up as a Bajang there's gonna be words]
Muffet: [The fuck is a bajang]
Fellby: [Good thing i made ember put that kitten back]
Literally Satan: [Looks like a regular person except they can turn into a housecat]
Muffet: [Wow]
Literally Satan: [They also eat their parent's hearts in the middle of the night]
Muffet: [That's]
Muffet: [...oh]
Muffet: [Well that escalated quickly]
Fellby: [I dont have a heart]
Literally Satan: [Then they'll just try me instead]
Muffet: [Wait, cheri doesn't have a heart and I'll just reform back in hell]
Literally Satan: [I've already got six fucking bajangs after my goddamn heart]
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Fellby: [I mean, ive git a core]
Muffet: [Wow]
Muffet: [Why not just kill them]
Literally Satan: [Dude]
Muffet: [Wait, they probably ocme back too]
Literally Satan: [You want me to kill my kids?]
Literally Satan: [What the actual fuck muffet]
Muffet: [If they're trying to eat your heart?]
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Literally Satan: [If Envy starts trying to eat your damn eyes in a few seconds are you gonna take your dinner fork and run it through their face]
Muffet: [I'd say 'aren't you supposed to be evil incarnate anyway' but I'm supposed to be a spirit of adultery and I have a bloody husband so nvm on that]
Literally Satan: [I'm a lazy asshole]
Fellby: [Btw florentin hasnt said horse since yesterday evening]
Literally Satan: [I killed those horses so damn hard i'm fairly sure the word is rapidly getting erased from the fucking universe]
Muffet: [Wait really]
Muffet: [That's...kind of terrifying]
Muffet: [I feel like that'd cause a fuckton of paradoxes]
Fellby: [What about the non weird horses]
Literally Satan: [If it helps, it's slowly getting replaced with Whores]
Muffet: [Oh fuck yes]
Literally Satan: [Horse and Whores are now homophones]
Fellby: [And like]
: Rip Ḩ͠o̷̢̢ŗ͏̛͜s̸̷̨e̵̢͡͝s
Muffet: ['I've been riding through the desert on a Whores with no name']
: wow zalgo text doesnt work
Muffet: [Nevermind this is the best possible outcome]
Fellby: [Horses were used in wars and stuff]
Literally Satan: [Well now Whores were used in wars]
Literally Satan: [Just, tell your RPer to set replacements now]
Literally Satan: [Horse to Whores]
Colton: is now deathyl terrified of Whores
Muffet: [So is anything appening to 'equine' or other synonyms for whores]
Literally Satan: [Nope, just whores]
Muffet: [Oh shit my autocorrect doesn't recognize 'horse' anymore i have to MAKE it say that]
Fellby: [What about zebras and donkeys]
Literally Satan: [Yep, thats how hard the whores are dead]
Literally Satan: [those are fine[
Muffet: [Wait, so will everyone just forget there was ever anything but the w?]
Literally Satan: [Yep.]
Muffet: [Fuck]
Muffet: [I won't get to find it hilarious]
Literally Satan: [Well]
Fellby: [Okay well at least society's got some sort of pack animal]
Literally Satan: [Those who actually know why are keeping it]
Muffet: [Cheri, whores aren't gone just the word]
Muffet: [Horse* okay this might actually get annoying]
Literally Satan: [You'll get used to it when everyone realizes what's up]
Fellby: [Okay so now my sons first word was whores]
Fellby: [I am okay with this]
Literally Satan: [Yep]
Florentin: "Baaa."
Fellby: [Still thinks he's a goat]
: ((yee baaaaaa
Literally Satan: [Want me to send him a goat head]
Fellby: [NO]
Muffet: [And Envy's was 'fuck']
Muffet: [I guess I should have expected this really]
Fellby: [Theres like three goats living here]
Literally Satan: [...Want me to send over a goat?]
Literally Satan: [Not like, the sentient floof ones]
Muffet: [Dad]
Literally Satan: [I've got some baby goats]
Muffet: [No goats]
Fellby: [Not really]
Muffet: [Dead, alive, sentient, insentient]
Muffet: [We reequire no more goats in our lives]
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: [His name is Destroyer]
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Fellby: [He's cute but no]
CryingEevee OOC: ((i need to stop procrastinating))
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: yee hi
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai xeo))
: ((Everyone
Muffet: [Look we can't do anything with a goat. We're not gonna kill it and we're sure as hell not gonna keep it]
: ((Set your replacements
: ((The word Horse is now Whores
Barchar: (Any mentions of 'horse' is now 'whores')
CryingEevee OOC: ((and if i refuse?))
: (Mentioning the forbidden word will get you banned
Barchar: (I'm lookin at this piece of cucumber quest art and it's like)
: maybe
Barchar: ('Who'd think that this was gonna get angstyyyyyyyy')
Smash: (( I'm hungry enough to eat a whores, hooves n all
: ((If you refuse you're an edgy bitch that can't roll with a joke
CryingEevee OOC: (([s]then nothing has changed[/s]))
Fellby: ((What if we slip up
Smash: (( and now my sentence enters... the furry territory...
: ((Then the word Horse was momentarily remembered in the universe
: ((Due to it being only removed recently
Barchar: (We can use it in )
Barchar: (OOC)
Barchar: (But ic it's all whores)
Barchar: (We're all whores now)
: ((ew no
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, but wouldn't the word only be whores instead of horse in the bar timeline? in say, gaston it'd be horse?))
Barchar: (no)
: but now whores = whores, understand?
Barchar: (The destruction of horse hell affected the entire universe)
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, but what is considered the universe in CaU?))
Colton: "...We haven't been attacked by any whores lately. Hn...."
Smash: (( off - ost - not safe
CryingEevee OOC: ((i wanna know the boundaries of this thing))
Barchar: (multiverse*)
Barchar: (Look ooc horse still applies but in character it's whores)
Barchar: (And it probably doesn't affect, like, pmd unless frisky finds it funny enough to say it does)
CryingEevee OOC: ((because, if we include EVERYTHING then there was already a satan that turned it into whores wayyy before))
CryingEevee OOC: ((based on probability))
Smash: (( wait, what if we want to talk about whores to fuck as opposed to the what some may think of as fucking a whores?
: ((I'm already fucking
: ((Loving
: ((This joke
: (( youre fucking a whore like you normally would
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Smash: (( bareback?
CryingEevee OOC: ((and like, every single word has been changed if LS can somehow change word spellings based on infinite worlds))
Smash: (( nice, alright got 2 of my quotes as topic subjects
Smash: (( i'm manually putting in whores by the way, I'm that committed to comedy
: (( you're just smashing the records
Smash: (( when whores are involved,I go in balls deep
Barchar: (only if that word has been made into it's own hell in a different hell)
Barchar: (and for some reason it's satan fucking REKT all of the things there)
CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, i realized it doesn't even matter how we spell it whilse speaking only while the characters are typing it))
Barchar: (look CE just roll with it you barely even rp outside of pmd where it won't affect anything)
Smash: (( I don't care, I'm still writing whores
: dont worry, were just whoresing around
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm GOING to forget, i know it.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((so i'll just hope it never comes up))
Smash: (( you gotta whore yourself out to the joke
: we need whore puns like these
Smash: (( so a whore walks into the bar, and the bartender says, 'did you know is legal to fuck whores in Tennessee?'
: hue
CryingEevee OOC: ((people are giving jerma lots o twitch bits))
Barchar: (good for jermboi)
CryingEevee OOC: ((like, ridiculous amounts))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((yup, jerma just got 300 bucks))
CryingEevee OOC: ((not counting all the other ones))
: ((It's Fruit
: ((He's being sponsored by fruit
: eat it up
Fellby: ((Damn it i could have had bayonetta aid in defeating the horses
Barchar: (eat it up)
Fruit_warp : ((I will never stop being a shill, eat it up!))
: Fruit Haw
: brb
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Barchar: (Next jerma rumble he should have vegetables as a sponsor)
Barchar: (And then the apple comes in and kicks the vegetables sponsors ass)
Fellby: ((Ah well rodin can probably capture a couple horse spirits
Muffet: ("Yeah, yeah, you're super hot, but tell me this: Did YOUR sons first word cause your dad to kill an entire hell, thus turning the word 'horse' into 'whores'? No. No, that did not happen.")
Muffet: ("Check and bloody mate, Bitchonetta.")
Fellby: ((Consider this: horse-themed weapons. Theyre called the triple crowns, named after triple crown winners
Barchar: (Well, now they're whores themed weapons)
: In Ca2tale
: Whores Village is a thing
Barchar: (Oh man)
Barchar: (...Ca2tale Satan kills the whores village so bad the word turns into 'horse' again)
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: (( welp I'm sick
Fellby: ((You could get a set of twelve weapons if you used all 12 triple crown winners