Hywel: -he's relaxing on the couch, I guess.-
Fanta: ((https://images-2.discordapp.net/.eJwFwVsOhCAMAMC7cADa8tDobQgSNColtMYPs3ffmc884zKr2VW7rADbIZnHZkV5pFpsZa5XSf0Qm_mGpJryfpemAhSXgNMyzeQoEgZEcN4j-tk5CsFHdITwtLPx22xv1fz-Ajkiqw.w_nGUmfwD8_eaOXdvj6e9AP6Ak4 your first elite mark
Fanta: "Howdy"
Hywel: "Hey."
Fanta: sits
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Hywel: "How are you?"
Hywel: "Not gonna be here a majority of tomorrow and thursday."
Lily: [color=#daffdb][Test][/color]
: [yee haw]
Fanta: "Why?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Oh good, it worked."[/color]
Fellby: [who is this]
: ((I'm not gonna be here a majority of tomorrow and Thursday.
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Lily: [color=#daffdb][Lily, got a phone, testing it][/color]
Hywel: "The house. Going to make final payments ans stuff."
Fanta: ((ik
Lily: [color=#daffdb][Hi whoever you are][/color]
Fellby: [nice]
Fanta: "Alright"
Fanta: lays on him
: ((I'm currently under hurricane watch))
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]o[/color]
Fellby: [*he sends a picture of his kids eating goldfish*]
Fanta: ((I'm going to pennsylvania
: ((you should probably be taking shelter instead of looking for them
Lily: [color=#daffdb][Cute! Also, how do you do that][/color]
Fellby: [currently i am the deliverer of goldfish]
: [yee haw]
Fanta: ((It's gonna
Fanta: ((suck
Fellby: [oh you just attatch a picture]
Fanta: "I got another weird call today"
Hywel: "Yeah?"
: ((I'll be fine))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She attaches a picture of a leaf, just for a test.[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb][Oh cool][/color]
Fellby: [neat]
: ((Same can't be guaranteed for the powerlines))
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Yaz[/color]
Yazan: hey
Fanta: "I don't remember what happened"
: ((By the way, didn't a typhoon hit japan?))
Fanta: "I think I blacked out"
Frisky: ((Is MV here
Lily: [color=#daffdb]MV is afk[/color]
: [*attatched is a picture of handwriting, it reads "yee haw"]
Hywel: "Huh."
Lily: [color=#daffdb][Who is this][/color]
: [yee haw]
Yazan: (yeah I think so
Lily: [color=#daffdb][Nice to meet you yee haw, I'm Lily][/color]
: [yee haw]
Yazan: but I dont live in Japan
Fanta: "It's shitty.."
Hywel: "Oh."
Fellby: -Holy shit how many slightly cheesy crackers can two babies eat-
Schyroton: ((im back, also moms making cinnabuns so im gonna leave at some point and then return
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Alright[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I think I'm getting the hang of it."[/color]
Jocasta: "That's great!"
Schyroton: accidentally sends Fellby bass tabs for the song Necrostar.
Schyroton: [that was meant for glamor shit]
Fellby: [schyro what are SHIT]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]rekt[/color]
Fanta: "Someone's fucking with my head"
: [*attached is sheet music for the flinstones theme]
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]the[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((fitnessgram pacer test))
Schyroton: [wouldnt they just cook]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]aw[/color]
Schyroton: ((EYE OF THE TIGER
: that is fishy behavior
Lily: [color=#daffdb]hue[/color]
Fellby: [yes but THAT'S NOT THE POINT]
Schyroton: [why do you have fish]
Lily: [color=#daffdb][What's this song][/color]
: [...yee haw]
Schyroton: [youre made of fire why do you have fish]
Lily: [color=#daffdb][...Okay, well it looks cool][/color]
Fellby: [they're crackers]
Schyroton: [OH]
: thats racist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40Uwdq-uPCM
Literally Satan: [I'm bringing ammunition]
Literally Satan: [We've instigated a goldfish war]
Schyroton: [also the song was necrostar, glamor wanted the bass tabs for it but i screwed up]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh shit[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Siiva isn't [i]quite[/i] over[/color]
Schyroton: ((is now a good time to mention that every character i play has at least a little bit of skill with at least one musical instrument
Lily: [color=#daffdb]He's going to post one more finale rip or so he says[/color]
: ooooh
Frisky: ((is now a good time to ask when the hell are we doing pmd
Frisky: ((because idfk
Lily: [color=#daffdb]We're doing pmd when you want to[/color]
Schyroton: ((^
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]If we do it now[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]or, i'm willing to do it when you want to[/color]
: yee haw: mystery yee haw
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Then MV is gonna have to brb for cinnabuns[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]mysteryee haw[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]True[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]If we do it after MV gets cinnabuns[/color]
Schyroton: ((idk when the buns will be done
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Well fuckballs McTits, let's fucking do it anyways. (If any of you want to)[/color]
Schyroton: ((id like to
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Sure[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She stares at the sheet music for Flintstones and hums it to herself.[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb][This is neat, thanks yee haw][/color]
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Schyroton: manages to have the phone slip out of his hand, into his lower left eye. He shuts down until PMD is over. How the fuck does he manage this.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Arc reactor[/color]
Jocasta: "... Um."
Schyroton: (he accidentally shut himself off
Fellby: ((it's like when you're in bed and your phone falls on your face
Schyroton: ((except it knocks you out
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]One time I was so tired[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]I dropped my phone[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I never hold my phone above my head[/color]
: I dropped my toothbrush when i was tired
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Hey Flame[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]We're doing PMD[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hmm?"[/color]
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Barchar: sorry i was washing dishes
Jocasta: "He's, uh."
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Jocasta: -She pokes Schyro with the blunt end of her scythe. "Okay he's still alive."-
Barchar: "...How the shit?"
Blonde: "Woah scythe."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Oh, wow."[/color]
Blonde: "...Are you, like, some new model? Like, I didn't think He'd make reapers that look like little kids."
Blonde: "I guess you're not wearing the glasses..." she mutters
Jocasta: "Nah. We're from different universes, you see?"
Blonde: "Oooh okaay"
Blonde: "NEver met multidimensional reapers."
Literally Satan: "You look like a moe blob."
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Blonde: "If I knew Japanese I'd probably laugh at that."
Jocasta: "Yeah, I do!"
Blonde: "The only reason I know what a moe is is because Red is a weeb."
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: yee hi
Jocasta: "I pretty much know all earth languages. Comes in handy when everyone around the world dies."
Blonde: "Yeah, uh, I think most of the communication I have is like..."
Blonde: "Metaphysical language that's not actual language but I just interpret it as English."
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Drakon: "..."
Blonde: "Purple insists she hears binaryu but I dunno if she's fucking with me or not."
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Jocasta: "Huh."
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Cass/Blonde: "...Speaking of which I wonder if I ACTUALLY convinced her to show up or whether she just wanted to make me shut up
Jocasta: -She just. Kicks her feet a little.-
Cass/Blonde: she shrugs, taking another sip
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Fanta: Til i have plague doctor reaper
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Barchar: huh?
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Fanta: The skin
Fanta: In ow
Barchar: oh
Barchar: that skin is the best one
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Barfell: you know
Barfell: this was a thing
Fellby: -It was.-
Fellby: -In fact, he's still curious.-
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Barfell: -he's really kinda feeling like he fucking something up and that everyone hates him now-
Barfell: -rip barfell-
Fellby: -He wonders if he can hire a babysitter...-
Barchar: -would do it-
Barchar: -she doesn't like barfell anyway-
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Fellby: stands up then, after being pelted with goldfish. "Hey Barchar, can you take over kid duty for a bit?"
Barchar: -i mean she's in the bar rn-
Fellby: -oh-
Fellby: -rip=
Fellby: texted that instead I guess.
Muffet: "Um...cheri? La mignonne isn't here."
Barchar: [Sure]
Barchar: "Weeell I won't be here if you did."
Barchar: she heads off to the Muffell household
Muffet: ignoring that thing hse didn't say
Muffet: "Oh, hello again. What's up?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Dewt: 'If cuts and arrow wounds don't heal, obviously rips wouldn't.'[/color]
Barchar: "Fellby needs somebody that isn't him to do things."
Fellby: "I'm heading out. Getting some fresh air."
Muffet: "Oh, vell."
Muffet: wait no
Muffet: she's not relic
Muffet: "Oh, well."
Muffet: "I'll come too."
Fellby: "Alright."
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Fellby: heads out the door, presumably straight to Barfell.
Muffet: she follows
Muffet: "Oh, we're going here again."
Barfell: He perks up. "Oh! I thought you didn't want to come back!"
Fellby: "Like I'd forget you, cutie?"
Fellby: "I had some things on my plate."
Barfell: "I mean forgetting and ignoring are two different things but"
Barfell: "You're back!"
Barfell: "With a lot less people, but still!"
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Fellby: smiles, then heads over to the jukebox and leans on it.
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Barfell: -well, you're not gonna learn much from that. Some of the dust burns up-
Barfell: "Oh, uh, I wouldn't touch that."
Fellby: "Hm? Why?"
Barfell: "One time it played never gonna give you up for 15 weeks straight."
Barfell: "Fifteen. Weeks."
Fellby: "Oh, yikes."
Barfell: "I can't go through tht again."
Fellby: heads to the bar instead, ordering a simple whisky.
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]test[/color]
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: test yee haw
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: test yee haw2
: parp is kill
Barfell: passes the whiskey like this is fistful of frags
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Fellby: "Oooh! Enthusiasm, I like it."
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Fellby: pops a cigarette into his mouth. "So... I take it you've been lonely, huh?"
Barfell: "I mean yeah. A bit."
Barfell: "'Cause nobody else is here. Not even one."
Barfell: "Aaaaall dead." he sighs.
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Fellby: "Mmmh... loneliness is such a terrible thing..."
Barfell: "Yeah. It really is." he shudders
Fellby: "Say. Why don't I give you my number?"
Barfell: "I don't have a phone."
Fellby: "Oh. A shame."
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Fellby: adjusts his glasses.
Barfell: he leans over the counter, looking down at it sadly
Fellby: watches him, briefly. "I might have to visit more often. Keep you company, you know?"
Barfell: "Oh, that'd be nice!"
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Muffet: is resting her head in a cheek, keeping her eyes locked on him
Fellby: "I mean, I've got kids, and a business to run, but when I find the time..."
Fanta: ((Jesus christ i just played a game as ana and we took the payload from near the start to the finish on overtime
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Barfell: "That's fine! I mean, I'd just like to have people here. That aren't dead."
Fellby: chuckles a little. "I can imagine."
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Barfell: H"ey, uh...Where's that girl?"
Barfell: "You had with you?"
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Fellby: "Which girl?"
Barfell: "Uh...brown hair? Kinda cool jcket?"
Fellby: "Oh, Barchar? She's babysitting right now."
Barfell: "Barchar....right."
Fellby: "Why?"
Barfell: "I dunno. I...don't...like her. Something about ehr seems wrong."
Fellby: "That's honestly weird, because she's one of the most trustworthy people I know."
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Barfell: "It's not that I don't trust her."
Barfell: "I just don't like...looking at her."
Barfell: "And it's hard not to."
Fellby: nods.
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Barfell: "But I mean, whatever, she's not here, so we're fine!"
Fellby: shrugs, swallowing the rest of his cigarette.
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Barfell: he sighs. "...Want more whiskey or something?"
Fellby: "Sure."
Fellby: "Unless you've got something stronger."
Barfell: "I mean. Yeah."
Barfell: he hands Fellby a fireman brew. "I had this cooking up since before everyone died."
Barfell: "I mean like."
Barfell: "Mentally."
Fellby: grins. "Why, thank you!" He takes a hearty swig.
Fellby: -His flames begin to glow and sparkle.-
Barfell: it's not posioned or nothing. He's fine
Fellby: "Whoo! That's the good stuff!"
Fellby: slides over the money for it.
Barfell: "Oh, cool!"
Barfell: he takes it
Barfell: he doesn't count wht he's given
Fellby: "Oh. Oh right, heh... not a lot of people come here..."
Barfell: "No."
Barfell: "Nobody does."
Bardyne: "'cause. You know. Dead."
Barfell: oops
Bardyne: isn't here
Fellby: reaches over and pats Barfell on the shoulder.
Barfell: he nods.
Fellby: "Hey, like I said... I'll show up now and then."
Barfell: "Thanks."
Miyu: [So Jay is teaching me how to swing a sword]
Miyu: [And this idiots keep singing some kinda song]
Barchar: [Nice]
Miyu: [Who the fuck am I doing it for]
: [yee haw]
Fellby: sighs a little and rests his head on the bar. "If I'm not busy with my kids..."
: dammmmmmit i wanna se whats in zebraspace
Barfell: "I've never seen a child in my life, but sorry."
Fellby: "They're a lot of work."
Miyu: [Of course I keep my stance wide and my body lowered i'm short]
Miyu: [What are these idiots going on about]
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Jasper: [just DO IT]
Jocasta: [ha ha ur short]
Miyu: [We can't all be eight foot four armed robots.]
Barchar: [OH it's a reference]
Jocasta: [tru]
Module: [Debatable]
Miyu: [What reference these people are literally singing while i'm learning how to use a sword]
Scout: ((I'm not actually lying here this is straight from SU
Scout: ((In the one thing i've seen
: ((stovon onoverse*
Fellby: ((i know laharl
Barchar: [It's a sing from a show]
Fellby: ((i watch the show
Barchar: [That you probably don't have]
Barchar: (yes I'm well aware)
Scout: ((I'm saying that i'm not exaggerating she's literally using the line 'you're built for fighting but that doesn't mean you shouldn't try'
Scout: ((And Ofna hasn't even watched SU, and doesn't know what they're doing here
Fellby: ((aaaghh that's wrong
Fellby: ((that would bother the shit out of me
Barchar: (that's not)
Barchar: (that's not the line at all)
Module: -contemplates the benefits of teaching Miyu how to use a sword-
Barchar: ("Deep down/you know/you weren't built for fighting/but that doesn't mean you're not prepared to try,")
Barchar: (not THAT)
: yee/haw
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color][s] Is this the part where i make a man out of miyu [/s] [color=red]]][/color]
Scout: ((Get into ZS
Scout: ((ANd do it
Scout: ((It'll probly be hilarious
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Fellby: ((just play as the guy from mulan
Fellby: ((show up
Fellby: ((and start the training montage
Fellby: hums to himself as he drinks.
Scout: ((Ed: I'll, make a man, out of you (for moneeeeey)
DamnDude: (andifyousaynopreparetogettheshitbeatoutofyoubyalarge BOOOOXXXXERR)
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]PMD: Chapter 24[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Dewt Abuse[/color]
: Dewtfuckingdying
Fellby: ((*a shot of dewt staring sadly into the camera. in the arms of an angel plays*
Fellby: "So... do you ever just do something when you're bored?"
Barfell: he leans against the counter. "What do you mean?"
DamnDude: Test
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DamnDude: Ok My phone is very confused right now
Fellby: "Like, do you have any hobbies?"
DamnDude: (It's thinking I'm module but with my OOC name)
Barfell: "Not really."
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Dewt was covered in[/color]
: DamnDude Mobile [DamnDude] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Piss[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Jizz[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Honey[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Shrapnel[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Plastic[/color]
Barchar: Blood
Fellby: "Huh. Must get boring around here."
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Fire[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]His own toxins[/color]
Barfell: "You have no idea."
Miyu: [I just spent half an hour learning to hold the damn thing right]
Miyu: [ANd this little shit half my age just walked up holding it like some kinda kendo master]
Miyu: [Mary sue motherfucker]
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Fellby: "Well, if you ever wanna do something, just say the word.
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Barchar: [Ugh]
Miyu: [Oh, wow, she's inexplicably better than Jay, who's been using a sword for years]
Miyu: [When she just picked up my old training sword]
Barfell: "I don't really like leaving the bar."
Miyu: [What. The. Fuck.]
Fellby: "We don't have to leave."
Jocasta: [bitnch]
: [yee haw]
Barfell: "Then what could we do?"
: t=this makes me wanna see zebraspace
Fellby: "I don't know. Do you have any ideas?"
: this*
Scout: ((Miyu, who has experience atleast fighting, has to learn how to even hold the thing
Scout: ((Yet Elise, the 6 year old with a history of running away, knows what Middle Stance is immediately
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Barfell: "Nope."
Fellby: "Well, damn. Maybe I can get you books to read or something."
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Barfell: "Eh...maybe."
Fellby: "Look, man, you need something to do."
Fellby: ((fellby: how about me ;)
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Barfell: "Yeeeah."
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]How did Fellby even get pregnanr[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]pregnant*[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Like[/color]
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Frisky: [color=#ffffff]What got him pregnant[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]I forgot[/color]
Barchar: Genital change potion
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Ohhhh[/color]
Fellby: ((well you see frisky, when a mommy and a daddy take a gender-bending potion then forget their birth control...
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Fellby: mentally thinks of books that this other Fellby would like.
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Fifty Shades of Grey[/color]
Fellby: -Ugh, no, he knows better BDSM books then that.-
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]True[/color]
Fanta: 'my roommate's new penis'
Fanta: she's in her room, a sadgote
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]My friends used to have a joke about my other friend not having a penis[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]We made unfunny jokes back then[/color]
Fellby: is making a list.
Fanta: ((Project Ace is gonna be fuuuuun
: ((Damn right
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Fellby: "Hm, let's see... Procession of the Dead's a bit dark..."
Barfell: "I'd say I'd read it but it may be different in your dimension."
Fellby: "Oh, huh. You're right."
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Fellby: realizes he hasn't revealed the fact that he's a prostitute to the other Fellby, and he decides he doesn't intend to unless necessary.
Barfell: he'd barely react anyway
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Barfell: I like dicks.[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Fellby: Oh, they're pretty cool.[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Fellby: I've seen many.[/color]
Fellby: ((fellby: "What a coincidence! I do too!"
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Barfell: .. Cool.[/color]
Fellby: ((gah
Fellby: ((curse my slow fingers
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Fellby: Have I ever told you I'm a prostitude?[/color]
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: ((These fuckers in ZS
: ((Are using zalgo
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Barfell: -shrugs-[/color]
: ((Non ironically
Fellby: finishes off the fireman brew.
Fellby: "Mmmh."
Fellby: "That was good."
Barfell: "Thanks! Glad I could test it."
Fellby: "You didn't sample any yourself?"
Barfell: "Nah."
Barfell: "Ironically, I'm not a fan of alcohol."
Fellby: "Really? Huh, that's weird."
Barfell: "Just never really did much for me."
Fellby: "Eh. I just drink it to help fuel my flames. I've only gotten drunk... three times in my life?"
Literally Satan: He backstrokes through the air, floating past the two.
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Fellby: "Oh hey satan."
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Barfell: he seems very concerned at Satan's arrival. His right arm flares up.
Literally Satan: "Yoooo."
Fellby: "Relax, that's my father-in-law."
Barfell: "...Oookay then."
Muffet: has fallen asleep at some point
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Fellby: cuddles her close.
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: im going to bed, gn
Schyroton: (gn yee haw
Fellby: ((gn
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Schyroton: finally comes to, on the bar couch. "...Hhow did I manage ththis.
Fellby: is in the Barfell timeline.
Cass/Blonde: "Iunno."
Barchar: is babysitting
Fanta: is in her room, a sad
Schyroton: sits up, holding his head.
Fellby: "Mmmh... might head home if Muffet's asleep."
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Barfell: "Alright!"
Alphailure: -has been in the lab nonstop-
Fanta: ((Hiya bee
Alphailure: ((ok
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Cass/Blonde: "That girl totally aping my style was pretty damn confused."
Alphailure: ((that was supposed to be oi
Alphailure: ((your text color is Rick's shirt
Schyroton: ...Shshe what noww?
Gaster: -He's sleeping.-
Alphailure: -small explosion-
MettatonSEX: -So is he. Until that.-
Fellby: takes Muffet home.
MettatonSEX: Alright what the fuck!
Gaster: -He only stirs a tiny bit.-
Alphailure: -another, smaller, boom. Aftershock?-
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Alphailure: -frustrated muffled shout-
Gaster: opens his eyes a little. "Mhh... wha'z happen'?"
MettatonSEX: Explosions.
Barchar: "Hey, you two."
Gaster: "Fuck."
MettatonSEX: What exactly is going on?
Barchar: she's done an adequate job. The babies are unharmed. Envy is biting down on her arm, though.
Gaster: rolls out of bed, pulling on his robe. "It's that Alphys, I bet."
MettatonSEX: I'd check myself but I'm plugged in.
Barchar: "I'm lucky she doesn't have venom yet."
Fellby: "Hey, Barchar. How's the kids?"
MettatonSEX: ...Oh.
Gaster: heads downstairs. "Don't worry about it."
Alphailure: -looks a combination of stunned and pissed-
Gaster: "Alright, tell me what happened."
MettatonSEX: -He tries to go back to sleep. Not moving is boring unless you're dreaming.-
Alphailure: I forgot to carry the integral of... fuck. I've been using the wrong weak nuclear force equations this whole time.
Gaster: "You... oh god, did that scrap the entire thing?"
Alphailure: -there are very few burn marks anywhere, fortunately-
Barchar: "Florentin is fine. Envy is getting a taste for blood."
Fellby: "I see that."
Alphailure: Nah, but it fucked the entire xiyzom stock into oblivion.
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Gaster: "Shit. We're gonna need to find more."
Alphailure: Yyyeah.
Alphailure: About that.
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Dewt's had worse[/color]
Barchar: "...I probably should make her stop."
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Dewt: STERLING HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED THIS Sterling: ive had worse[/color]
Alphailure: I've been scanning the multiverse for xiyzom, and there's been a crazy-ass shortage.
Fellby: "Yeah, don't encourage her."
Schyroton: ((lol
Barchar: "Because, seriously, if she still thinks I'm bitable when she gets venom, I'm probably fucked."
Gaster: "How can that be? The multiverse is literally infinite."
Barchar: "But I dunno how to do it without hurting her."
Fellby: -He reaches for his daughter.-
Alphailure: Well yeah, but the majority of these rich timelines take an unholy amount of energy to get to and/or are guarded by some interdimensional Feds.
Gaster: "Mmmh. Good point."
Alphailure: Now, here's the bullshit.
Alphailure: The only viable xiyzom stock is in a dimension exactly like this one, except you locked me out and kept the xiyzom in your safe.
Envy: she glares at him
Gaster: frowns. "Okay, a branch off? I can... probably handle that."
Alphailure: Aight. Great. -produces her portal gun-
Fellby: "Now, now, Envy, don't be like that."
Alphailure: I'll come with and get your back.
Alphailure: -fires a portal at the wall-
Envy: she makes a small, somewhat possessive sound.
Gaster: nods gently, before stepping through.
Barchar: "This is my arm, envy. I use it to do things."
Alphailure: -follows immediately behind-
Fellby: "No, Envy, she's not yours."
Barchar: "Like shoot people with a giant rainbow laser."
Alphailure: -it's an empty lab except obviously for you two-
Alphailure: I'm assuming he uses the same password.
Gaster: "Well, if he's me..."
Envy: she stops biting at 'giant rainbow laser'.
Fellby: "There we go. Come here, sweetie."
Barchar: she moves her arms over to fellby. "Quickquicknow"
Alphailure: I'll keep an eye on the door.
Fellby: -He retrieves his daughter.-
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Alphailure: -stands against the opposite wall as the door and watches it-
Gaster: quickly types in the password, checking to see if there's any xiyzom in the safe.
Alphailure: -almost as much as you had in the first place-
Alphailure: How's the stash?
: ((Problem with picking on hope and sterling kek
: ((Hope's a badass and Sterling's also a badass
Gaster: "A pretty good supply, if I might say so myself."
Alphailure: Fantastic.
Alphailure: ohshitihearsomething
Gaster: freezes up a little.
Frisky: ((Everybody has a sensitive spot
Alphailure: -dashes at an unbelievable speed and tackles Gaster through a portal-
Frisky: ((Even Sterling
Alphailure: -while they're both on the ground, she binds and gags Gaster-
Gaster: "Agh- where are we?"
Alphailure: Thanks for the password, by the way.
Envy: she makes an annoyed sound.
Alphailure: -Alphather portals in-
: ((This is gonna be fun
Alphailure: You're gullible as fuck.
Alphailure: You didn't notice we never left your timeline?
: ((I'm hyped to get to use TJ again
: ((For another one
Alphailure: -Alphather steals everything in the safe, including all blueprints.-
Gaster: kicks out at the two.
Alphailure: Feisty.
: ((Almost done planning
: ((We can kick it off when I get back from hell
: ((Coo
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Gaster: attempts to rise to his feet.
Alphailure: Well, we're out. I told Dad not to gloat this time, and y'know I can tell he's getting antsy.
Alphailure: -both portal out-
Gaster: [i]Well, shit.[/i]
Gaster: -Hope you like blueprints for protsthetic arms and shit, because that's what he's been working on these days.-
Alphailure: ((j-j-j-j-j-j-japed))
Alphailure: ((Well I mean they got the whole fucking archive))
Frisky: ((I'm hyped for Slarc
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Frisky: ((It's gonna be real 👌👌👌👌
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Gaster: ((so that's, uh...
Gaster: ((power armor, blueprints for various robots
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Gaster: ((some stuff about fusion
Alphailure: ((well it seems your two intergalactic criminals heard an inflated version of Gaster'a achievements))
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Gaster: ((i mean, if you want more knoweledge, you could have had him point you to the guys he works with
Alphailure: ((ayy
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Alphailure: ((but he's not Odin
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Alphailure: ((it was actually an accident
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: ((Have I hit rock bottom or has B hit the sky
Alphailure: ((Because most of it's reposts
: "Dad..? What are you.. w-what are you doing?"
: "..."
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Alphailure: ((I haven't made anything original since like Pachelbel's Canon))
: "This isn't what you need."
Alphailure: ((relax rock bottom isn't for another couple months))
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: "It's bad for you, this is.. she's not what you need."
: "What are you d-doing?"
: "This is the only way.. alright?"
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Gaster: is now tied up in his lab.
: "What?!"
: "No!"
: *Shattering noises*
Alphailure: ((you know what fuck it))
: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind [Alphailure] is now To suffer the slings and arrows [B].
Envy: she sighs, letting her arms and legs go limp
B: -portals in to the lab-
Fellby: "That's it, sweetie. Just relax."
B: Well I'll fuckin be.
: New side quest unlocked!
Gaster: glares at him and tries to sit up.
B: Either they got you or Metta's into even freakier shit than ever.
Gaster: ((... iforgotgasterhadfloatyhands
: One second
: COmpletely just
: Turnabout for a Dream
: Ripping an AU apart a little
B: ((uh
B: ((magic
B: ((magic technological
B: ((bindings
Gaster: is incredibly tired and can't summon his hands!
Frisky: ((Side quest squad
B: Yeah I'll undo th- IS THAT-
Frisky: ((Aka the Squad
Frisky: ((Aka SQS
B: Holy shitballs.
B: -looks closer-
Gaster: "Mmmh?"
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Minus 1 possibly [color=red]]][/color]
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FFrisk: "...Anyone else just get chills?"
B: Did she tie you up with fucking silk?
FFrisk: She flexes her new prosthetic.
B: Oh wow. Wow.
B: -rips it off easily-
Gaster: sighs, shifting a little. "Thank you."
B: You could have just- wow.
FFrisk: "Oh well." And goes back to yelling at Jakcie Rowla.
B: Insult to injury.
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MettatonSEX: -probably stole from his supplies, the bitch-
Gaster: "So who the hell were those two fucks?"
B: Anyway, I came here because I forgot to steal some stuff. -whips out a gun-
Gaster: "Ooooh, fuck you."
B: Nah, just messing with you.
B: -the "gun" dissipates-
Gaster: -A blaster lurks around the corner.-
B: Those were impostors.
B: Ish.
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Fanta: is on the bar couch now
Schyroton: Hhhi Fanta.
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B: -sits on a random chair that didn't exist a few seconds ago-
Gaster: props himself up on a lab table.
Fanta: "Hey"
B: Couple of upstarts who wanted to do some robbing.
Fanta: sounds down
Schyroton: Are you okayyyy?
Barchar: goes to hte bra
Barchar: "Hi Fanta."
Gaster: "Gah. Compiler's gonna kick my ass."
Barchar: "Don't use those tickets. It's scp shit."
B: They started small, y'know the Proxima B bank and all that basic stuff.
Gaster: "So just some petty theves?"
B: Some people confused the human for me, and they ran with it.
Fanta: "I'm cool, and yeah"
Gaster: "Also it's nice to see you're alive, I suppose."
B: They have some serious cred in the underworld and- aww.
Fanta: "They exploded'
Fanta: "In my pocket"
Schyroton: Oh, are yyou hurt?
B: Your time without a resident asshole around has softened you.
Fanta: "Kinda caught on fire a bit"
Fanta: "But it's cool now"
Barchar: "Oh."
B: Normally you would have been pissed at the death faking.
Schyroton: ...Was ththat a pun.
B: Anyway.
Fanta: "No"
Schyroton: Oh.
Gaster: "I'm tired, and there's a lot on my plate I have to deal with."
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B: They have serious underworld cred because of the intimidation factor of everyone assuming it's me and my daughter. Shit, I stopped dragging around Asthmasaurus years ago.
Frisky: ((Laharl: You thought it was King Krichevskoy, but it was me, Laharl! HAHAHHAHAHA!))
Gaster: "I mean, I figured that ship had sailed for you."
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Schyroton: ...
Muffrisk: ("FUCK off")
B: Doubt it.
B: Be honest, you fell for it, or else you wouldn't have taken her in.
Gaster: "Alright, fine. I kind of did."
Muffrisk: ("OH YOU ARE SO DEAD")
B: Well, I've been tracking the dynamic duo around for a while now. There's just one problem.
Charaster: ((shit we should do cau2tale sometime soon
B: They're smarter than I am.
Schywey: ((no, ththat'lll be you verry soon!))
Fanta: sighs and lies down
B: Oh, yeah, haha, whatever. Get your sensible chuckles out.
Gaster: "No, no, I'm listening."
Muffrisk: ("WHAT ARE YOU LIKE 12")
B: It's hard to be a genius when you literally don't have a brain. Er. I was talking about me.
B: ...
B: Anyway.
Schywey: ((im not answering that
B: I'm out of options at he moment, and they have your whole bag of tricks.
B: *the
Barchar: (I'm surprised Su had a whole short parodying a cooking channel. That's kinda great)
Gaster: "Oh, lovely."
Frisky: ((I'm gonna go to bed))
Schyroton: ((i gotta see the shorts soon
Frisky: ((gn))
Charaster: (("ignore him ou're hotter"
Schyroton: ((gn frisky
Frisky: ((I'm just
Frisky: ((Tires
Smolapeño: (gn frisky
B: I could try to just up the old force, but they'd probably be pissed I'm not dead.
Schywey: ((tires
Frisky: ((GAH FUCK
: ((Lets see how badly this can go
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: ((GOnna try Rping Laharl on ZS
B: ((hi tires I'm dad
Frisky: ((TIRED*
Gaster: "I could ask my friends for help."
CryingEevee OOC: ((don't you hate it when))
Gaster: ((hope you have a goodyear frisky
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Schyroton: ((remember to always use a rubber
Muffrisk: ("Pretty sure everybody is hotter than him you creepy motherfucjer")
B: ((wheely, guys?
Muffrisk: ("Even the penguin.")
CryingEevee OOC: ((eevee))
B: Go on.
Schywey: ((rude
Fanta: sighs in a, 'i'm not gonna say anything because i don't want to actually seem like i want attention but i am a little attention whore so i'll stay here sighing until someone probes for what's wrong with a bit more oomph than just 'are you ok' because the social code dictates i have to say there's nothing wrong when there really is and I want to talk about it kinda way'
Gaster: "Tell me, have you heard of the Babel Collective?"
B: I assume it has to do with language.
B: ((Fanta is me_irl
Gaster: "Knowledge, to be precise. We're a group of mostly Gasters, but we collect all we know into one big repository."
Schyroton: ...Okay, sseriously, whhhhat's wrong.
Fanta: there it is
B: Council of Reeds. Except skeletons. Ok.
Fanta: sighs again in a 'thanks for recognizing my hints, i'll tell you now' way
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Fanta: "I feel like shit"
CryingEevee OOC: ((vee, eevee))
Barchar: recognizes these signs
Barchar: "Okay. 'Bout what?"
Gaster: "But, we usually keep our eyes on things. One has to pass the time somehow when you're immortal."
Fanta: "I don't know"
Fanta: "It's weird"
Fanta: "I feel.. sad"
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B: I... know.
Fanta: ((wew
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B: Gaster. Come on.
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B: ((lad
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Gaster: ((fuck
Fanta: ((prap
Barchar: "..."
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CryingEevee OOC: ((vee))
Barchar: she rolls the sleeves of her leather jacket up. "Need a prognosis from Barchar the psychologist?"
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Gaster: ((parp is barp
Fanta: ((Well
Fanta: ((Since parp is barp im gonna get a- oh wait it's back
Fanta: ((Still gonna take a shower
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B: ((parp barp marp carp
CryingEevee OOC: ((eevee))
Gaster: "Hm?"
B: Hello, you're talking to Mr. Immortals Angst here.
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Gaster: "Hello, is this Immortal Angst anonymous?"
B: You don't see wearing a Fawkes mask, so I'mma say no.
Schyroton: Well, if ththe cause is ununknown, maybe it's jusst... having a shshitty dayyyyyy?
B: *see me
Gaster: chuckles a little. "I suppose not."
B: Anyway. Back to Babel.
Schyroton: Or ththe overwhelmiiiing conglomerate of past bullshshit haunting your vvery being.
Gaster: "We don't really have a leader, per se - rather, one guy who sorts everything and tells us what we need more of."
B: Do you call him Gaster Prime?
: Oh.
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B: You have to.
Gaster: "We also go by code names because calling each other "Doctor Gaster" all the time. He's Compiler, I'm Guardian."
B: That's ironic, considering what happened to all your shit.
Gaster: "I'm better at guarding people rather then possessions."
B: Maybe they should call you Nigerian Prince
Gaster: "Pff. Whatever."
B: So is this one of those things where I have to pretend to be one of you so I can get in?
Gaster: "No. I could just ask for you to meet them."
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B: That sounds less fun.
Gaster: "True, but it makes things less complicated."
Barchar: "That's the name of my first EP."
B: I could come up with like a code name and unique personality and timeline quirk and everything.
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Lucy: [font=lucida bright]"Er, pardon, Guardian, but I couldn't help but overhear..."[/font]
B: ...
B: And the plan flies right out the window.
Schyroton: Starrring crippling depresssion with a spspecial guest appearannnnnce from me.
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, saying nothing but eevee aside, what's a good asgore color?))
B: ((Burgundy
Schyroton: ((purple or gold
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-She approaches, from behind a large machine. "Now, now, B. It's rude to talk about someone whose listening."[/font]
B: Eavesdropping is a dick move.
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Barchar: "Crippling depression is my stage name."
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A.S.gore: ((test
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]"Hmm. True."[/font]
CryingEevee OOC: ((how is that?))
B: What's your codename? Bond?
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]"Alteration, but most usually call me Lucy."[/font]
Literally Satan: "Not to be confused with my daughter, Luci."
B: Lucifer?
Literally Satan: He pops back out through a hell boid.
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B: Jesus.
Gaster: "Oh, yeah. He shows up sometimes."
Literally Satan: "Don't say that in my vicinity."
Literally Satan: NOW he's gone.
Gaster: "Jesus was around a couple months ago."
A.S.gore: ((is this a good asgore color?
Gaster: ((yes
CryingEevee OOC: ((alright [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url]))
B: Well, I'd say I'm going to hell, but...
Smolapeño: ( http://prnt.sc/cpz3l9
Schyroton: Aand mine is emotionallll trauma.
B: -mouths "immortal angst"-
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Gaster: nods, understanding.
Schyroton: ((robin pl e a s e
Barchar: "And together, we form 'Our Fucked Up Brains'."
Fanta: ((>when a youtuber you like uploads thishttps://youtu.be/8fXWslavn_g
Barchar: "we'd take on the world."
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm not sure if i wanna say why it's A.S.gore or not because it may just rot in the graveyard))
Smolapeño: (i posted two things on schyroton just for 69 posts
Schyroton: ...One of ourr albums is Destrrrroyer of Worldss.
Fanta: is in rp limbo
Fanta: literally just
B: ((Ow the edge))
Fanta: brainfucked again
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B: So now what.
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Barchar: wait is she actually brainfucked again
B: *?
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]"Well, we can keep an eye out for your... friends..."[/font]
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]"Compiler's already on high alert. He's further locked down the valuable books."[/font]
B: ((>tfw slarv has a hypnosis fetish
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Gaster: "Wait, to him that's all of them..."
B: News travels fast with you.
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]"Exactly."[/font]
Barchar: (I don't think she does)
B: ((wait so isn't Lucy like female or what))
Schyroton: ((she might
Barchar: (oh uh slarv is a she now I dunno if you knew)
B: ((*is
B: ((and TIL
Schyroton: ((yes lucy is female
Barchar: ([s]if she does that makes two of us[/s])
Smolapeño: ( aw man http://prnt.sc/cpz4pw )
B: ((oshit
Gaster: ((lucy's trans, actually, her full name's Lucida Icons Gaster
Barchar: (speaking of which 'stare into my eyes' as a tag, smol?)
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Smolapeño: (i didn't put that tag
B: ((Oh I see
Barchar: (Oh)
B: (("Alteration"
B: But what do I do?
Gaster: ((nah that's because she studies au
Gaster: ((*aus
Barchar: (Then replace 'smol' with 'mv')
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Gaster: ((and the difference between them
Schyroton: ((its the eyes tag
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]"I think the best we can do is wait."[/font]
B: ...seriously.
Barchar: (Yes I know what it's for)
A.S.gore: ((ah whatever. i'll just say what it stands for. it stands for "Artificial. Soul."
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]"Well, we do have all the time in the world."[/font]
Schyroton: ((o cool
Barchar: (I also know it's connotations and that I can't imagine you didn't think ofvthen)
Gaster: ((ooooh for your soul vessel au?
CryingEevee OOC: ((yup))
Barchar: "Leather jacket laser girl and destroyer of worlds."
Barchar: "First two albums."
B: I need to meet the rest of you. If it's possible to know the best possible answer, there's a 63% chance one of you knows it.
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]"Oh, that can be arranged. Follow me."[/font]
Schyroton: ((bruh i was trying to go for the lyrics to man in the bos but i looked them up and found out its feed in my eyes and i wasnt gonna change it
CryingEevee OOC: ((i've decided that the SV toriel is named asriel instead to fit that scheme. and that goatbro was never born (at least right now i've decided he wasn't) in the soul vessel au))
B: -does that-
Schyroton: Yyes.
Barchar: "After 'The Overwhelming Conglomerate Of Past Bullshit Haunting Your Very Being. Or, TOCOPBHVYB for short."
CryingEevee OOC: ((so that'll be confusing!))
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-She heads to the anydoor, and steps through into a massive library.-[/font]
Schyroton: Yyep.
Barchar: -pronounced tock-ohp-buh-vibe-
B: That's not secure at all.
Schyroton: ((i was avoiding the evanescance as much as possible
Blaster: -There's a large blaster hanging over their heads.-
B: Yeah, that's not enough.
Compiler: "I'd disagree with you, sir."
B: ((do yourself a favor and listen to Kidz Bop Bring Me To Life))
Compiler: "As we speak, there's 30 more hiding within the shelves."
Gaster: ((been there done that
B: ((All star dance mix?))
B: ((It's real meme magic
Schyroton: ((its the memeiest
B: Then how do I already have this?
Gaster: ((no but i listened to the kidsbop cover of all star religiously in first grade
B: -holds up a book-
Compiler: -He takes the book, looking it over. He has a very stern look on his face. As a matter of fact, it doesn't seem like he's smiled in a long time.-
B: -the book melts-
B: You thought I stole a book. You wee uncertain. Step up your game.
Compiler: "Sir, please refrain from tomfoolery in my library."
B: Please refrain from inadequate security.
Barchar: B, stop provoking the man with lasers pointed at you
Barchar: Any number of lasers is too many lasers to stay this much of a wiseass
Compiler: -He crosses his arms. "What business do you have here? I really must be back to putting everything in place."
B: ((b's primary characteristic is not giving a shit))
Schyroton: ((i read compiler like the brain
B: ((may be slightly flanderized
Schyroton: (("what are we going to do tonight, compiler?" "the same thing we do every night, alteration. try to take over the world!"
Lucy: [font=lucida bright](("go back to your books nerd"[/font]
B: I'm the guy who stole your friend's books. Or, the world thinks I am. Hell, I might be. Why are you resorting to half-measures?
B: No security checks, no nothing.
B: Do you just dislike books?
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Fanta: snaps back to reality
Compiler: "You do realize, sir, that we core beings tend to see a lot, right?"
Compiler: "We are the security measure. As soon as you set foot in here, all eyes were on you."
B: Then why did you think I stole a book?
B: Yeah, thought so.
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]"Strangers are interesting."[/font]
Schyroton: Are you alriiiiiiiiiiiii[sup]iiiiiiiiiii[sub]iiiiiiiiiiiiii[/sub][/sup][sub]iiiiiiiiiii i i i i i i i...[/sub] -He shuts down. Battery's deader than his roleplayer is inside.-
B: ((me_irl
Barchar: "Hi again."
Barchar: "As I was saying, need an inspection, Fanta?"
Schyroton: is at 0%.
: clipboards
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Fanta: "Huh?"
Fanta: Shoe(Hint Guy)
Schyroton: (( http://schyroton.tumblr.com/ask
Gaster: ((https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQPVRIppnAB8gmom2sHPvHb9IuczodWdf8Csxl2qjXYJKFwXpzqCepqOw
CryingEevee OOC: ((iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii))
Fanta: "Sure..."
B: ((I forgot to carry the integral of... fuck. I've been using the wrong weak nuclear force equations this whole time.
CryingEevee OOC: ((that was my clip board))
CryingEevee OOC: ((just a bunch of is))
Fanta: ((Mine was shoe
Smolapeño: (https://67.media.tumblr.com/f8147d9d90077adbbea29951f2a2f9ad/tumblr_inline_nhu2tsOo9Y1t5gv7d.gif
Schyroton: ((did you copy me /s
Gaster: ((mine was a bayonetta weapon
Fanta: ((I WAS
Fanta: ((EARLIER
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Gaster: ((the bayonetta soundtrack is good
B: -yawns-
B: Let's skip to the Gasters who understand this threat.
Schyroton: is at 0%, hopefully someone plugs him in bc im goin to bed
Schyroton: ((gn guys
Smolapeño: (gn darling!!
CryingEevee OOC: ((gn))
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Gaster: "Well, I mean, if you don't tell us anything..."
B: I already did.
B: Need a repeat?
Barchar: she plugs him in
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Fanta: is still halfborked
Barchar: "You know. I go in, see whether anything external is fuckin' with ya."
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Gaster: ((shit i gtg
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CryingEevee OOC: ((rip))
Fanta: "Sure"
Barchar: "Aight. Sit down, I don't want you collapsing on the floor in case anything happens."
Fanta: she sits
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Barchar: she walks over, placing a hand on her forehead and doin' her ghost shit
Fanta: everything's normal, except a blue orb
Fanta: it's making everything it touches blue
Barchar: "...Oookay, so we've got some inside out Bullshit going on."
Barchar: she looks closer at the orb
Fanta: it's small
Fanta: and glue
Barchar: Anything in it?
Fanta: nope
Fanta: but it's glowing, making everything it touches sadder
Barchar: "...Hm."
Barchar: debates doing something, but she's not sure what exactly touching it would do. How it'd damage Fanta, or...well...how it'd damage HER. These mental things always skirted the line of meta/physical
Fanta: it's quite small, actually
Barchar: "...Come on. It's tiny. What could breaking it do?"
Barchar: "Oh, you know, just remove an entire possibly important memory."
CryingEevee OOC: ((i sometimes forget barchar can do mental based things))
Barchar: "...Ugh. Let's err on the side of caution."
Barchar: she exits. "Well, nothing earthshsttering. Those are always somewhat Cryptic, but as far as I can tell, you're just obsessing over something small and shitty and it's fuckin' with ya."
Fanta: "Huh.."
Fanta: ((Trying to find a pic of fanta that isn't porn
Barchar: What
Fanta: ((Gonna see what /r/ut does to her
Fanta: "Do you know what it is?"
Fanta: ((Cropped porn works
Barchar: "Nah. Not like it's got an image or anything."
Fanta: "Shit"
Barchar: "I almost crushed in, but..."
Fanta: "Crushed what?"
Barchar: "Ugh. Never know what anything is gonna do in there."
Barchar: "That mindscape stuff is all super relative."
Barchar: "Oh, you manifested it as a little blue orb thing."
Fanta: "That's werid"
Fanta: "..."
Fanta: ((These dickbags
Fanta: ((Strawbel and Asriel and Elise
Barchar: "Eh. Again, it's all relative."
Fanta: ((Are all acting like dumbasses because two characters are snuggling
Barchar: "If that's how you think it SHOULD look that's how it does."
Fanta: "Huh.."
Barchar: (*shrug*)
Barchar: "Now, I imagine the right mental manipulation could probably force an image onto it. Like, say, if they wanted to leave someone like me a message. But that's not what happened here, far as I can tell. Just a natural thing."
Fanta: ((They'll never know
Fanta: ((http://imgur.com/a/xThUx
Fanta: ((They'll
Fanta: ((never
Fanta: ((know
Fanta: sighs and rubs her forehead
Barchar: She yawns.
Barchar: "...Least my headache had gone away until I thought about it."
Barchar: she sits next to her. "Anyway. Dunno what to tell ya, Fanta. If you can figure out what's bugging you it'll be easy enough, but I don't know."
Fanta: "Hmm"
Fanta: "Little blue orb..."
Barchar: "Yeah. Some inside out Bullshit."
Fanta: she's almost got it
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Barchar: "It wasn't like the manifestation of anything else I've seen, really. I mean, when you were all fucked up, it was an orb, but it didn't look like that."
Fanta: well, only difference between that orb and this orb is this one was glowing
Barchar: but the other one was bigger. And had an image in it.
Barchar: and iirc it looked chained up or something? But I might have put that in myself.
Fanta: no
Fanta: it was a blue orb in a white void
Barchar: oh.
Fanta: and the words
Fanta: the words were floating around it, tho
Barchar: "...wait, shit, yes it bloody did."
Barchar: "Oh Fuck what if-" she runs back over, practically smacking her in the forehead to get back in
Fanta: is smack
Barchar: "SORRY!" she plunges back in, running over to smash the orb
Fanta: the orb is smashed with ease
Fanta: there's a white light
Barchar: "FUUUUUCK"
Barchar: waits it out and hopes she didn't just Fuck everything up
Fanta: her mindspace goes completely white
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: she fucked everything up didn't she
Fanta: eh
Fanta: you basically activated the orb
Fanta: it can be undone
Fanta: but for now, fanta is sitting silently, her brain processing shit very quickly, minus any emotion
Barchar: she grumbles, heading back out and reciting whatever the correct order is to unfuck her.
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Fanta: she gets halfway unfucked
Fanta: the emotional stuff will take some time to undo itself
Barchar: "Fucking...goddamn...blue orb Bullshit..."
Fanta: "What."
Barchar: "What if it's in the process of brainwashing her? Better smash it! Good goddamn job, Barchar."
Fanta: "Oh, alright."
Barchar: She groans. "Fucking brainwashing...gonna roll my goddamn brain in whatever the mental equivalent of mud is to fucking spite it."
Fanta: she returns to colton, not glancing at barbbabaa again
Barchar: notices that but she's not gonna freaking bug her until she's back to normal.
Fanta: "Hello offspring unit"
Colton: is trying to sleep.
Colton: "...What."
Fanta: lies in bed
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: she cracks up.
Barchar: "Fucking-what"
Fanta: "What do you mean?"
Colton: "I'm not even...your offspring."
Colton: "Somebody else gave birth to me."
Fanta: "That's right"
Fanta: is emotionless
Colton: "Wwwwhy are you talking like a robot?" he scrunches up
Fanta: "Because i am infertile, therefore sexual intercourse with my husband was ineffective in producing a child"
Fanta: "But I digest"
Fanta: *digress
Fanta: "How was your day?"
Colton: "Mom that doesn't answer my question"
Fanta: "What do you mean?"
Fanta: ((https://i.redditmedia.com/ATQ8Ez6EkQ2OMOECE2xeXXye28drn7D5LFqVSUcsnAU.jpg?w=795&s=34f2cc95f9eeb99e9d99cef2e0396ebf
Fanta: ((https://i.imgur.com/Rb9hf0E.png
Fanta: ((http://i.imgur.com/xxcOSAY.png
Colton: "Y-youre all...[HELLO, I AM A ROBOT, I SPEAK WITH OVERLY LARGE WORDS IN A MONOTONE VOICE. I AM WORRYING MY SON GREATLY, BUT SEEM TO BE TAKING NO NOTICE.]" He says in a voice that would sound basically indistinguishable from an actually digitally altered robot voice.
Fanta: "I did not realize"
Fanta: "My apologies"
Colton: "Then why are you still doing it!?" he picks up a big book of guitar tabs on the table, wielding it vaguely like a weapon.
Fanta: "..."
Fanta: shrugs
Colton: "I swear, if you're some poorly programmed robot made to look like mom, I'm gonna be really unhappy and probably cry myself to sleep!"
Fanta: "I am not"
Colton: "That's really unconvincing!"
Barchar: she comes up. "Woah. Kid. Chill. She's clean. Just..." she sighs. "Some Bullshit Colton. Let it be."
Colton: he looks at her, before tentatively putting the book down. She was scary and weird, but he at least trusted her enough to believe her on this. She knew what was going on.
Fanta: doesn't look like she cares about what's going on in the slightest
Barchar: gives a thumbs up. "She should be fine by dawn. Probably."
Colton: "O...okay."
Barchar: and off she goes.
Colton: he looks at Fanta, before pulling the covers back over himself.
Fanta: lies in bed staring at colton
Colton: "...Can you. Uh. Not stare at me?"
Fanta: "Yes."
Colton: "...Please stop staring at me?"
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Fanta: "Alright"
Fanta: closes her eyes
Colton: "I meant, like."
Colton: "Turn."
Colton: "On your back, or something."
Fanta: she turns, facing up
Colton: "Thank you."
Colton: aaaaaand he resumes his sleep attempts. Robo-mom does not assist it much but, well.
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Fanta: ((Its
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Showtime? [color=red]]][/color]
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Barchar: (Not funny anymore?)
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Fanta: ((https://i.redditmedia.com/pbYn5OmNWdA4g1QGdDEiqujg0sI0eotAvmKEHxy0UKg.jpg?w=384&s=f27feb63fa3863375731e67ac029a227
Fanta: ((http://i.imgur.com/t1UxZQA.jpg
Barchar: (Deus vult)
Fanta: ((The crusades is a good meme
Barchar: (I dunno why it became a meme all of the sudden but)
Barchar: (I enjoy it)
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I mean, its just the same rehashed shit just with a slightly differnt comment and a slightly differntly edited photo [color=red]]][/color]
Fanta: ((It's a slightly less beaten dead horse tho
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Which makes it any better how? [color=red]]][/color]
Fanta: ((Idk how memes work
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Barchar: (That describes every meme DD)
Barchar: (The repition is what makes it funny, usually. I can't claim to understand the psychology of it)
Barchar: (All I know is it amuses me)
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Well, I'm glad humor is subjective. Because I can't see how its funny after the sheer ridiculousness on the first viewing. [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]And even then most of the time i cant get ammusment out of that [color=red]]][/color]
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Fanta: ((Tryna work on project Ace
Fanta: ((Wait a minute
Fanta: ((I've already revealed what it is
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Barchar: (like that's ever stopped you before)
Fanta: ((true
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I can't wait for Turnabout [color=red]]][/color]
Fanta: ((I'm gonna start it up next wednesday hopefully
Fanta: ((And despite project TJ, iss gonna be somewhat serious plot
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Good to hear [color=red]]][/color]
Fanta: ((I based it off Turnabout Big Top, the objectively best case in the series
Fanta: ((/s
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I was about to say [color=red]]][/color]
Fanta: ((I did steal a bit about the one part I liked in that case
Fanta: ((But I can't say what it is
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Obviously [color=red]]][/color]
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: yee haw
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Colton: no sleep for gote. Oh well. He's used to this.
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: Goddamnit plug
: Can I level up faster please
: I want that kawaii af robot avi
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Fanta: didn't sleep
Fanta: stared at goteson all night
Colton: he told u not to do that u robitch
Gaster: ((well i had a bad day
Gaster: ((i lost my stim toy
: ((What
Colton: "...Remember when I asked you NOT to do that? And you didn't for like two minutes?"
Barchar: (A thing to fiddle with)
Gaster: ((a fidget toy
: ((oh thank god
Barchar: (She is not referring to a didlo)
Gaster: ((i'm really upset bc it was a gift
Barchar: (aww, that sucks)
Barchar: (It'll probably turn up)
Gaster: ((i hope so
Colton: "Because that happened."
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: ((I swear to god
: ((Tf2 demos
: ((BEcome fucking aimbotters the moment thye get kritzkrieged
: ((Like i'll uber the lowliest gibus wee laddy and suddenly he's fucking braveheart
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Barchar: ([sub]eye[/sub])
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hello[/color]
Barchar: (Hi tri)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]What's up[/color]
Barchar: (not much)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wowie, I checked the logs for today[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]And that is truly not much[/color]
Gaster: is not in the bar.
Miyu: [I think I just accidently killed a man]
Barchar: [Oops]
Fellby: -He is at home, being a dad.-
Miyu: [Is it murder if he walked into my sword trying to do some fucking dance routine to that goddamn song they keep singing?]
Muffet: as is she
Barchar: [Nah]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Time to waste an hour trying to learn how to use a plugin[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]And cri because my musical mood that I've had for a couple of days may fade[/color]
Chime: ((So I need someone to bring into the bar, while i finalize the next Dreamtime installment
Miyu: [I dunno why we aren't training with dull swords]
Chime: ((ohyeahanddomyhomework
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Frisky: (('Ello
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Frisky[/color]
Barchar: [Because that'd make sense, darling]
Barchar: [And we've established that the people there don't do that very often]
Fellby: [wow, weird]
Miyu: [I'm eventually probably gonna accidently carve out Jay's liver with this thing while trying to block]
Fellby: [even back home they'd give you a dull switchblade to practice with]
Miyu: [Cause this thing is sharp as fuck]
Miyu: [Like this man is decapitated and I wasn't even swinging that hard]
Barchar: [Have you brought this up with them?]
Miyu: [His head is staining the fucking snow infront of me.]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]SUCCESS[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I had to fucking[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Set the output[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Because obviously it shouldn't preset output to speakers[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]That'd be dumb[/color]
Chime: ((why did i make this game so long
Lily: [color=#daffdb]And at full blast I can barely hear it.[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]FUCK[/color]
Chime: ((it doesn't have to be
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Miyu: [Yep I just nicked her with it]
Fellby: [get one of those nerf swords or something, jeez]
Barchar: [Wait, tehy didn't get you a less sharp sword after you ALREADY bloody killed osmoene with it?]
Barchar: [What the actual fuck]
Fellby: [i'm pretty sure you could get sued over that]
Miyu: [Jay owns the underground]
Barchar: [I mean I don't think it's a business but]
Miyu: [Who the fuck is gonna sue her?]
Barchar: [Wait, how does she 'own' the bloody undergorunf]
Barchar: [Whjat the fuck does that mean]
Miyu: [Fuck if I know, she says she bought all the land]
Barchar: [...Ugh. Damn tiredness. I'm making bloody typos...]
Fellby: [this is some gentrification if i've ever seen it]
Barchar: [And holy fuck how loaded IS she]
Miyu: [She's started using my closet to stack her gold bars]
Miyu: [Cause she ran out of room]
Fellby: [WHAT]
Barchar: [Is that a joke]
Miyu: [Nope.]
Barchar: [Jesus Christ]
Fellby: [miyu i think you've found yourself a sugar daddy]
Fellby: [er]
Fellby: [mommy]
Barchar: [Fellby, Jay is her fucking sister]
Fellby: [OH]
Barchar: [I mean adopted but still]
Miyu: [Dude]
Fellby: [shit]
Fellby: [i'm gonna go attempt to feed my son cheerios]
Barchar: [Good luck]
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: Strawbel motherfucker
: Just went into my character's memories while I wasn't on
: ANd completely broke her character by making them up
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Serious[/color]
Gaster: ((chew them the fuck out
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Damn[/color]
: http://prntscr.com/cqb6he
: 'Tried my best'
: Fuck you you shouldn't have tried at all
Gaster: ((like, that is really fucking rude
Lily: [color=#daffdb]You never do anything with another's character if they're not fucking on[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]On a positive [i]note,[/i] I finally got a decent piano plugin[/color]
: They're just responding
: With the fucking
: ...
: "..."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]wow[/color]
: Fuck you are you the OOC shade?
Lily: [color=#daffdb]okay[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb][s]Pleinair*[/s][/color]
: http://prntscr.com/cqb78r
: Yu is the UW Frisk I RPed over there
Gaster: ((i remember
Gaster: ((yeah, they fucked up
Fellby: [update: kid likes cheerios]
: http://prntscr.com/cqb8d5
: I forgot that strawbel is a fucking backsassing little shit
: http://prntscr.com/cqb8u6
Lily: [color=#daffdb]gg[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Copy pasting isn't a function in lmms[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Fabulous[/color]
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi CE[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh, nevermind, there is[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]That's why Ctrl V made it louder[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]That makes a lot of sense[/color]
Miyu: [Jay just pawned me off to the weaboo dude with pink hair]
Miyu: [He does not look fit to use a sword he looks like a fruit]
Miyu: [Like not a homosexual like a literal goddamn pomegranite]
Fellby: [... fruit ninja?]
Miyu: [No his name is like, pants or something]
Fellby: [what the fuck]
Fellby: [who the fuck names their kid pants]
Miyu: [Just checked, it's Trunks]
Miyu: [I'm thinking daddy hated him]
Fellby: [for some reason that sounds familiar and i don't know wy]
Fellby: [like, i heard an alphys and an undyne bring up that name a couple times]
Miyu: [All I know is that Jay wants to get in Trunks' trunks]
Miyu: [And is fawning over him like a fangirl]
Fellby: [huh]
Miyu: [afafafajagak]
Miyu: [The fruit just backhanded me like 30 yards into a tree by accident]
Fellby: [dear lord]
Miyu: [He's going on some long monolouge about how his father never loved him now]
Miyu: [Is it a bad idea to stab him for monolouging while fighting]
Barchar: [No]
Fellby: [maybe]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]So I'm looking for a bell plugin[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I download one and listen to it[/color]
Ed: [...How does anyone want to get in his pants]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's not a fucking bell[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's spooky stuff[/color]
Miyu: [My sword just hit his bicep]
Miyu: [And bent]
CryingEevee OOC: ((rip))
CryingEevee OOC: ((in))
CryingEevee OOC: ((spoop))
Miyu: [Ed, maybe it's because he can apparently block fucking swords with nothing but his rock-hard abs]
Fellby: [wow]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]And it's christmas themed apparently[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Totally sounds like christmas[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((wow. the rare christmas spoop))
Ed: [...Then how the fuck does he look like a fruit]
Miyu: [One second, lemme show you a pic of his hair]
Barchar: [Well, he is a hybrid of a superrhuman alien race]
: [ http://static4.fjcdn.com/comments/When+i+get+drunk+i+blow+trunks+_2a078d9b2cecfb6eb088c6518e237b18.png ]
Barchar: [I assume that you don't have dragon ball z any more than you have steven universe]
Fellby: [ooooh he's anime]
Fellby: [ok]
Ed: [...What]
Fellby: [so i guess i must inform the undyne who works for me that anime is real]
Barchar: [Infinite dimensions, Fellbz]
Fellby: [true]
Gaster: ((so sadako uses a gun
Gaster: ((that makes her a gungar
: Shit wait
: You just hit the level in SCP where I can hand out gengars
: Without feeling guilty
Gaster: ((GUNGAR
Miyu: [This is unfair]
Miyu: [I almost landed a hit and he fucking teleported]
Miyu: [Like he make a sound effect and everything]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Does xylophone count as a bell[/color]
Miyu: [And now he's shooting lasers at me I thought we were training]
Fellby: [he's trying to murder you]
Barchar: (Flo the Gorebyss will Gore-a-bitch)
Fellby: [i suggest you put down your phone and fight back]
Fellby: [or run]
Barchar: [Latter is probably the best idea]
Gaster: ((brb dinner
Ed: [Or pay someone to fight your battles for you]
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Barchar: [I can kick his half-saiyan ass if you want]
Fanta: ((Hi
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Slarv[/color]
Barchar: [I don't assume they can fight against giant rainbow lasers]
Fanta: ((I'm on mobile for 5 days
Fanta: ((Unless I bring my pc
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Alright[/color]
: What are you less willing to put up with
Barchar: (So...bring your pc if you'd rather be on pc?)
: Installing your PC somewhere else
: Or using mobile
Fanta: ((Well, see
Fanta: ((I don't know if i have a safe
Fanta: ((Or wifi
Barchar: (Isn't it better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it)
Barchar: (or...want more than need i guess)
Barchar: (but you get me)
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Slar that would mean you would have to reset up your PC every time you want to use it if you put it in a safe everytime. [color=red]]][/color]
Fanta: ((I'll bring it
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Unless you have a laptop, in that case I'm being a dumbass. [color=red]]][/color]
Fanta: ((Yeah it's a laptop
Fanta: ((I would not be bringing a desktop to pennsylvania
Barchar: (Bringing a whole setup on the go is a dumbass idea)
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]The term PC and Laharl's installing comment kinda fucked me up for a moment [color=red]]][/color]
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Sadako: [color=#2b0057]-whoa when did she get in the bar-[/color]
Barchar: "Hi, Sadako."
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Hello there."[/color]
Sadako: walks up to the counter and places a glass on the counter. "Sorry I borrowed this for a couple of months."
Barchar: "I assume life as a crime boss is treating you well."
Barchar: "Meh."
: god i fucking hate my life my throat is dead
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Oh, but of course."[/color]
: i've been sick for days and it's slowly murdering my throat
Pleinair: "..."
Barchar: That sucks
Sadako: ((i'm guessing you don't have coughdrops?
: ((Bitch u guessed it
: ((u was right
Barchar: I hope we can do ca2tale when MV and chime come back. 'Cause that's a thing we should do.
: Chime is
Sadako: ((*ahem*
: Right here
Barchar: ..
Barchar: right
: Left
Barchar: my brain didn't recognize her
Barchar: gg me
Barchar: 'cause they're at least not talking
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Sadako: ((hey yaz
Yazan: (hey
Sadako: ((oh btw i'm going to a con over the weekend
Sadako: ((gonna be twili midna
Yazan: ((oh? so am I
Barchar: (Heeeeeey yaaaaaaaxz)
Barchar: (I wish I could go to a con but I live in the middle of bloody nowhere)
Sadako: ((hopefully win 200 bucks in the costume contest
Barchar: (We have a tiny local 'con' but it's basically just a large room)
Barchar: (It's good but meh)
Barchar: ([s]Also wow you're gonna be twili midna yaz? glhf lol[/s])
: [color=yellow][Project Justice: Online ][/color]
Yazan: ((I'm going as Soldier 76
Yazan: ((I'll likely get a lot of attention cause I'm actually the race of S76
Barchar: (Yes I know I was joking)
Barchar: good for it
Sadako: ((apparently this is more of a fantasy con but zelda's fantasy soooo
Barchar: (Heh, that's kind of a surreal thought)
Barchar: (Getting attention for being a white dude)
: ((Bring a hand mirror
: ((ANd throw it at people
: ((While yelling the gibberish she shouts in HW
Sadako: ((dude i should find a nice round mirror
Sadako: ((and paint it
Yazan: ((and no one is trying to make me feel guilty about it also
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Back[/color]
Barchar: Project justice is CK actually rping
Lily: [color=#daffdb]WAIT REALLY[/color]
Barchar: no
Barchar: UI'm joking
Lily: [color=#daffdb]aw dammit[/color]
Barchar: I mean it might be
Barchar: but probably not
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Also, when are we gonna start planning for the dating sim[/color]
Barchar: idfk
Barchar: We've got enough going on right now
Lily: [color=#daffdb]true[/color]
Barchar: with PMD, SCP, rev starting up again, and ca2tale
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Barchar: and ZE
Barchar: technically
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Sadako: ((don't forget dreamtime
Sadako: ((which i should be ready to go with next week
Fanta: ((Haha im just
Fanta: ((Gonna say ze is a very special arc
Fanta: ((Since it hardly ever happens
Fanta: ((Also, it's descision time
Barchar: (Segue!)
Fanta: ((Do I attempt to 100% ultra despair girls or dr2
Barchar: (uh)
Barchar: (ultra despair girls?)
Fanta: ((Ok
Fanta: ((Ana is fun
Barchar: (Yes she is)
Barchar: (You're the team mom and it's great)
Miyu: ANNA
Miyu: WHERE?!?!?!
Barchar: Hush miyu
Yazan: (can confirm
Barchar: She groans to herself, rubbing her forehead
Sadako: decides to sit at the bar. "Something wrong, dear?"
Fanta: ((I like playing support anyway
Fanta: ((So is gr8
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Also why is this NSFW extreme[/color]
Barchar: "Blah. Just bored."
Barchar: "And I have a headache."
Barchar: 'cause we say a lot of fuckwords
Barchar: and have whores
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Fair enough[/color]
Barchar: I mean we basically can go as close to fucking in the main room as we want without actually doing it. I mean get too close and people will stop complaining but still
Fanta: Plus we post porn
Fanta: And infinite vaginas
Barchar: Yeah
Sadako: ((the infinite vag is why it's nfswe in the first place
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Hm. Fair enough, I suppose."[/color]
Barchar: No, we were NSFW before the infinite vag i think
Barchar: And either way that was in arcreactor
: It's staying NSFWE
Barchar: Besides, 'NSFW Extreme' just sounds cool
Sadako: ((it's fucking on skateboards while kickflipping off a volcano
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Barchar: (well that was fast)
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Sadako: orders a glass of wine, then slides her long, manicured nails around the rim.
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: [b]
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: [bonu]
: [bonus]
: [bonus d]
Barchar: [d]
: [bonus du]
Barchar: [du]
Barchar: [duc]
: [bonus duc]
: [bonus duck]
Barchar: [duck]
: [bonus ducks]
: [bonus duck]
Barchar: [ducks]
Fellby: [I'm down for some bonus d]
: [bonus duc]
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Muffet: [bonus succ]
: [bonu]
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Lily: [color=#daffdb][How do I turn the sound that the phones makes when I get a message off because that woke me up][/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb][phone*][/color]
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Shade: [...]
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Fellby: -He considers giving Muffet some bonus d.
: ((Reading up tf2 lore
: ((And slowly realizing that the mercs are not insane idiots
: ((They're badass insane idiots
: ((Scout can kill bears using bones and a hot dog costume
: ((Spy literally shoved an icicle through a mall santa's face
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: ((Soldier went on a fucking killing spree before he was even enlisted
: ((And is still actually not enlisted
: ((He took the medals from the bodies and put them on his
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Barchar: (Oh, yeah, the mercsd are crazy awesome)
Barchar: (just)
Barchar: (a lot of crazy)
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: ((Heavy teaches classes in russian literature
Envy: is trying her best to play with her brother without actually knowing how to walk yet
Envy: she flicks her tiny little tail stub
: ((The engineer took nothing but a wrench and a pistol to sixteen robots
: ((And came out with a new model of sentry and only a dented wrench
Florentin: -He puts his hand on Envy's face.-
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: ((So Bio has pretty much abandoned /r/UT and ZS
: ((WAnna knew his current stomping grounds
Sadako: ((somewhere gross?
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hmm[/color]
: http://prntscr.com/cqbzvi
Lily: [color=#daffdb]ok[/color]
: ((ZS has a boden room
: ((Because Bio requested one
Sadako: ((ugh groooos
Envy: she makes a tiny sound of annoyance
Florentin: -He giggles a little.-
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Brb[/color]
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: its a me
: yee haw
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Fanta: ((So bio made a lisa guy
Fanta: ((And requested i make a mutant out of it
Fanta: ((Asking for the status of it about 20 minutes later
Fanta: ((Mutants take at least 4 hours fuk off bio
Envy: she waves her arms. She may have more, but Florentin's just HAD to be longer
Fanta: ((Replaying FFX
: ((I read that as roleplaying FFX
: ((And I was all like
Fanta: ((Im gonna see
Florentin: -He laughs some more.-
Fanta: ((What this whole dream ghost is
Fanta: ((Because i stopped playing at the calm lands last time
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Sadako: ((hey mv
: ((I just coughed blood
: yee hi
Schyroton: ((hi
: oh
Schyroton: ((what the fuck laharl
Sadako: ((oh
: ((Fuck I think i've literally ripped my throat from coughing so hard or some shit
Schyroton: ((thats the worst
: webmd says you have cancer
Sadako: ((webmd says everything is cancer
: ((According to webmd my chipped nail is the first stage of pancreatic cancer
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Back[/color]
: ((According to webmd my stubbed toe is sending me down the path to spinal surgery
Fanta: ((Well fuck me with a cactus I thought the lightning dodge minigame was just for some potions
Fanta: ((But no
Schyroton: ((its happened before to me, you just gotta power through. it shoukd heal soon but make sure you breathe orally it helps
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh no[/color]
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Schyroton: ((slarv can we replace the cactus with a shovel knight amiibo
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Still making music, going great but not going great[/color]
Fanta: ((You have to dodge a lightningbolt 200 times in a row
Sadako: is in the bar.
Fanta: ((To get lula's ult
: ((Lulu you fucking casual
: ((It's not as bad as Wakka's
Schyroton: ((holy shit
: ((Wakka's ults force you to do the worst thing
: ((Blitzball
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Schyroton: enters the bar.
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: ((Checking in))
Barchar: "Hey, Schyro." she mutters, rubbing her forehead
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Hello there."[/color]
Barchar: (Hi bread)
Schyroton: ((hi breb
: ((Hi breb
Schyroton: Hhello.
: ((The hurricane hits tomorrow))
: ((Yazan died
Barchar: (ur main bitch is acting like a robot now)
: ((What?))
: ((Heh, goteem
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Bread[/color]
Sadako: is just sitting there, playing with a cherry in her drink.
: ((Anyways,the hurricane is hitting tomorrow, so, I probably won't be here much))
Schyroton: Are you okayy, Barchar?
Schyroton: ((understandable
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Alright, stay safe[/color]
: ((Wasn't here today, setting up shutters, getting some more supplies))
Sadako: ((Yeah, I saw on the news, it looks... bad
: ((At least cat four when it hits us))
Schyroton: ((yeah
Barchar: "Just headache. And being tired. 'Cause I made an area and all."
Schyroton: ((if you have a basement thats ur best bet
: ((This is Florida))
Schyroton: Oh.
: ((Basements would flood literally all the time))
Schyroton: ((o
: ((If you could even make one))
Barchar: (Anyway MV would you feel like ca2tale later if Laharl and frisky are both live at the time)
Barchar: (Because I mean they may not be)
Schyroton: ((im very up for it
Sadako: spears the cherry with her fingernail.
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Schyroton: notices that, but says nothing.
: ((Bye))
: ((Anyways, I'll see if I can check in tomorrow afternoon))
: ((Manthor is one of those RPers
: ((That likes to be involved in EVERYTHING
Barchar: "What'd that cherry ever do to you"
Barchar: (who tf is mathor)
: ((You're having a fun one on one character inter-NOPE LOL HERES MY SIX YEAR OLD MARY SUE
Barchar: (And why do they sound like a supervillain)
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Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"It was nice, juicy..." she pops it into her mouth. "And delicious."[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((celldweller DOES seem to have some effect on skill.))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Neat[/color]
Barchar: "Oh."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]But I'm still going with rips[/color]
: ((CE you just suck balls so hard that literally anything has an effect on your skill
Lily: [color=#daffdb]rekt[/color]
: (( /s
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: ((Those poor sandy hook kids
: ((They wanted books but they got magazines instead
: yee haw
Schyroton: ((wow
: ((I know, that was a little tasteless
: ((Sandy hook jokes are aimed at a younger audience
: hue
Barchar: (jesus christ)
Schyroton: ((WOW
: yee hue
: ((Wanna know what these jokes and the actual victims of Sandy Hook have in common
: ((They never get old
Barchar: (You are an awful person)
Fanta: ((Ha
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I don't actually know what sandy hook is so[/color]
: fuxking 3x combo
Schyroton: ((it was an elementary school shooting
: context clues
Lily: [color=#daffdb]oh[/color]
Fanta: ((What was the last thing to go through the sandy hook honor student's head
Schyroton: ((a bullet
Fanta: ((A bullet
: everybody learned it in elementary school
: exept maybe the sandy hook kids
: ok that was horrible
Schyroton: ((is that what the shooter was listening to
CryingEevee OOC: ((and here we have the laharl in his native habitat, screaming for luck))
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-Well, that was disturbing.-[/font]
Fanta: ((Note to self, post more minion shit so lucy sees it
Barchar: (Seeins as how I'm pretty sure the shooting was in the 90's)
: ((CE you wanna go
Fanta: ((That was in 2011
: ((6v6 pokemon me fam
Fanta: ((Iirc
Barchar: (wait it was)
: ((fight to the death
Schyroton: goes and sits on the couch.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]RUNNING IN THE 90'S[/color]
Schyroton: ((it was
Fanta: ((2010s
Barchar: (nevermind me then)
Sadako: is still at the bar.
CryingEevee OOC: ((how about we play the one pokemon game where crits aren't luck based?))
Envy: stops her sturggling, flopping on her face
Lily: [color=#daffdb]no[/color]
: ((which one?
Lily: [color=#daffdb]sturggling[/color]
Fanta: ((>non luck based crits
: ((>non luck based crits
Schyroton: ((gen 1
CryingEevee OOC: ((pokken where "critical hits" are interruptive atacks))
Schyroton: ((its based on speed
Florentin: -He flops on top of her.-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]TIL[/color]
Envy: she grunts, trying to get up
: I suck at fighting games and pokemon
: so no pokken for me
Florentin: -He babbles a little-
CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, i'm pretty sure i'm the only one who owns pokken, so really i have no-one to play with.))
Envy: "'ood." she manages to kinda half-say.
Schyroton: faces Sadako. "...Sso, um. Iii don't ththink we've mmmet. Iiiii'm Schyroton." He gives an awkward smile.
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"The name's Sadako Povaglia."[/color]
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Schyroton: Nnnice to meet you.
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Sadako: nods, humming to herself.
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Barchar: "Barchar Leyline. I dunno if you knew. Probably not."
Florentin: "Ba?"
Fanta: is initiating petson.exe
Colton: this only furthers his discomfort
: yee haw is initiating yeehaw.mp3.exe
: yee haw
Barchar: an mp3 isn't an exe
Barchar: that's not how it works
Fanta: although pet and pull his fur are two different things
Florentin: "Baaaa."
Fanta: she does not seem to know that
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yee Haw defies the laws of both[/color]
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: you remember those fake mp3s that end with .exe in an attempt to make you open malware?
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: song.mp3.exe
: like that
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Colton: "Stop."
Colton: "Please."
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CryingEevee OOC: ((so there's a title in pokken called "lucario lover" and my eyesight being as bad as it is, i misread it as "lucario's lover"))
Fellby: "... Is that our son making goat noises out there?"
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Florentin: "BAAAA!"
Fellby: "He is making goat noises."
Muffet: "Why."
Envy: "Staaah!" she grunts, trying to get up still
: That could be baaaad news.
Sadako: ((fellby: "maybe he really is jager's son"
Fellby: -He picks his son up. "Please. You're not a goat."-
Florentin: "BA!"
Fanta: "Why"
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Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"I didn't know. It's nice, I suppose."[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((i hate suicune))
Colton: "Because it is causing me a large amount of physical pain."
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Fanta: "It is supposed to be calming"
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Colton: "It is when you're not trying to rip it from my scalp."
Fanta: "Oh"
Schyroton: twirls his hair,
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Hm. Quiet around here."[/color]
Barchar: "Yeah..."
Muffet: "Cheri, you haven't been secretly cheating on me with a demonic version of Jager, have you?"
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Fellby: "Oh, hell no. Only the original Jager for me."
Muffet: "Smart choice, probably."
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Schyroton: Yyeah.
Fellby: "Definately."
Florentin: "BAAAA!"
Horse: "Baa"
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Fellby: "OH JESUS FUCK!" He holds his son close.
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]FUCK.[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]ALL MY PROGRESS[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]IS FUCKING LOST[/color]
: oh
: rip
Lily: [color=#daffdb]THE SONG WAS BASICALLY FINISHED TOO[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((ouch))
Envy: she hisses at the horse
: damn
CryingEevee OOC: ((that really sucks))
: I dont even make music and that hurt me.