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Barchar: (That's shitty dude)
: apparently i made a tumbr account a bajillion years ago
Schyroton: ((yeah
Gaster: ((oh, apparently fellby's ask box is open too but there's no link to an askbox in his theme
Barchar: (But honestly I almost can't blame them. There's a lot of made up bullshit going around, and to somebody fairly old who doesn't have the context of something like the ut fandom to make it feel more legitimate, i can see how the idea of not having a gender would just be weird)
Barchar: (but, almost reasonable or not it's still fifteen flavors of shitty)
Barchar: (hopefully time will make them more accepting of it)
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Schyroton: ((the thing is the person in question also thinks im copying soneone close to us whos trans
Barchar: (Okay, [i]that[/i] is absolute bullshit)
Barchar: (Wasn't me)
Barchar: (prolly chime)
: ((Will Schyro react to it IC
Schyroton: ((schyroton doesnt deserve this
Schyroton: ((he will delete the ask
: ((I did it
: ((I'm an asshole
Barchar: (frisky u dick)
Schyroton: ((you are
Schyroton: ((frisky, no
: ((I'll ask something nicer
Gaster: ((someone sent fellby a meme
Barchar: (now somebody just needs to send barchar a threat to her friends or her trigger word and you have the 'fuck oiff' trifecta)
Barchar: (Or billie jean)
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Barchar: (>Dat boi can go)
Barchar: (10/10 chime)
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SickEevee OOC: ((i am going to attempt to eat some cracker sandwiches. wish me luck that i won't puke this up.))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Back[/color]
Ember: -She's at the Gaster-Blook house.-
Gaster: is at the Flamesman house.
: [color=#ffffff]Schyro does not like toast[/color]
Barchar: is asleep
: [color=#ffffff]Confirmed[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I'm just gonna look at 'all words with tri' for a while[/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Mistake #1: http://prntscr.com/coqimy[color=red] ]][/color]
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]GOD DAMN IT[color=red] ]][/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]That was indeed a mistake[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((and that was mistake #2))
Fanta: ((I have good news
Lily: [color=#daffdb]That is good[/color]
Fanta: ((My vita games didn't get deleted
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Mfw 'all words with tri' only show words that start with tri[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Sweet[/color]
SickEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url]))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]'652 words found.' lolnvm[/color]
Fanta: ((And im downloading ar nosenge ode to an unborn star now
Fanta: ((Nosurge
Fanta: ((Not nosenge
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Mistake #0: http://prntscr.com/coqimy [color=red]]][/color]
Fanta: ((Fuck the at game titles
Lily: [color=#daffdb]kek[/color]
Fanta: (('Ar tonelico qoga: knell of ar ciel' wtf
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wowie[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((what a name))
Fanta: ((So if we have the people for a rev segment later, imma do it
SickEevee OOC: ((i have eaten 2 cracker sandwiches. i'll give those time to settle and if i don't puke after a while i'll eat the rest))
: [color=#ffffff]What are cracker sandwiches[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Cracker sandwiches[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((2 crackers with something between them))
SickEevee OOC: ((in this case "cheese"))
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I won't pass out earlier than usual this time [color=red]]][/color]
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's kinda self-explainitory and why can I never remember how to spell that[/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]As in 5 pm, but that's not possible at this point [color=red]]][/color]
Fanta: ((I still need onimus and laharl for your segment
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Self-expan[i]a[/i]tory[/color]
Schyroton: ((explanatory
Fanta: ((Plus i'll be starting late sinc etodayis just been grreT and i'm still busy till 8:30 ish
Fanta: ((Hhhhhhhhh
Fanta: ((Fucl
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]...Doesn't that mean we can't do it today because Laharl has to get off at 9:30 until things become not terrible? [color=red]]][/color]
Fellby: -He texts Schyro. [dude if you haven't tried the fried chicken from that one restaurant you haven't lived]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]wowie[/color]
Fanta: ((He pmed me he might be good for the weekend
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Oh, sweet [color=red]]][/color]
Fanta: ((He was on late last nighr, if ya saw
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I was out at 5 and I barely went through the logs [color=red]]][/color]
Fanta: ((Ah
Smolster: (who sent schyro a message that he has a nice ass)
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: [color=#ffffff]I mean it's true[/color]
Fanta: she's still lying on the bed
Fanta: ((Schyro's the most thicc of the tons
Smolster: (mv has confimed that mettaton is actually slightly thiccer)
Barchar: (Schyro probably does have a nice ass tho)
: (( ow
Fellby: He's still chowing the fuck down.
: (( i just
SickEevee OOC: (("we just gotta go through these laser anuses" -nerdcubed))
: [color=#ffffff]Metta also has a nice ass[/color]
Fanta: ((But in the draw
Barchar: (I saw that ce)
Fanta: ((It showed schyro as the most thicc
: (( i just fucking cut myself on a usb cable
SickEevee OOC: ((ouch))
: (( why did this happen to me
Fanta: ((May have been the angle, but his promo material shows his thiccness
Lily: [color=#daffdb][s]Edgy[/s] Rip[/color]
: (( this USB cable is so fucking edgy
Smolster: (schyro was the thiccest before his hip reduction)
: (( it cut me while i tried to utilize i
: (( it*
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Utilize yourself[/color]
Fanta: ((I'm feeling half dead so idk what im doing
: (( the usb cable is also the usb cable from this keyboard
Fanta: she pokes colton's foot
Gaster: heads back to the bar.
Colton: he looks at her.
Colton: "Why."
Barchar: she's still asleep
Fanta: "Are you ticklish"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I cri everytim I hear the last rip ever[/color]
Fanta: ((Curtain call made me feel legit sad
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]I know right[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]All three last videos did[/color]
Gaster: "Hello, Juan."
: "Hey."
Fanta: ((Mother 3 is my fav game
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I was crying throughout the nutshack rap[/color]
: I still fell grand sad
Colton: nope
Colton: "No?"
: He's wearing a glass jacket.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]...and the other two songs[/color]
: A jacket. Made of glass.
Fanta: she tickles his foot
Colton: still no
Fanta: "Let's find out"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She enters. "Hello."[/color]
Fanta: doesn't stop
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Colton: "I said no."
Colton: "This is weird."
: colton: the most apathetic goat kid ever
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"..." She shrugs and sits on the couch.[/color]
Colton: he's had it rough
: [color=blue]Sater: ha[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]well ok brb[/color]
: "I, uh, I've been travelling lately."
: "Nearly died sixteen times, but it was fun."
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Fanta: "This is a kid thing"
Fanta: "You're supposed to laugh"
Colton: "I mean, I know what being ticklish [i]is[/i]. But I"m not."
Barchar: (I just saw a video entitled 'Undertale marble race' and seriously thought for a second it was 'Undertale master race')
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SickEevee OOC: ((undertale master race ftw))
Gaster: sighs, then goes to sit near Barchar.
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: (( I'm going to download a tony hawk skateboarding game
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Back[/color]
Schyroton: enters bar.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]#undertalemasterrace[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hello."[/color]
Schyroton: Hhhi.
Barchar: is still asleep
Barchar: she's drooling slightly
Gaster: "Hello, Schyro."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"By the way, Gaster, is she okay?" She points to Barchar.[/color]
Schyroton: ...Yyeah, is ththat...
Gaster: "Oh, yeah. She's just sleeping off a long night of work."
Schyroton: Oh.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Okay, phew."[/color]
Schyroton: Okay, ggggood.
Gaster: -It's actually succubus venom after-effects, but he's not saying that out loud.-
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Barchar: (how do you actually get to fellby's ask box)
Barchar: schyro can probably tell, considering how often and when in the past she sleeps, but no need to announce it to the world
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Schyroton: ...
: #yeehawmasterrace
Lily: [color=#daffdb]'noot noot' 'why'[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]amazing[/color]
Schyroton: knows that the last part is bull but knowing shes okay is the important thing
Gaster: ((there's no link on the blog, but it's fellby.tumblr.com/ask
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]...Well huh[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Arby's is pronounced RB's which is Roast Beef's[/color]
Barchar: I doubt that's intentional
Gaster: ((https://66.media.tumblr.com/0e7b97307c957403fe94325a09e79bd4/tumblr_nvqkm8RJrp1u4rshqo1_540.png
Lily: [color=#daffdb]And I just found out it's not[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]RB is just the initials of the founders[/color]
Barchar: Anyone who uses the word 'din din' is not a man
Lily: [color=#daffdb]At least they were kinda creative, not like HEB[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((i don't even know what HEB stands for. i never bothered to look it up.))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's the founder's initials also, I think[/color]
Gaster: sighs. "So..."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yeah, it's Howard E. Butt[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((#justtexasthings))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I am SURE he was bullied for that[/color]
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Schyroton: ((heh
SickEevee OOC: ((also, i wanna mention this; codsworth in fallout 4 deteced my characters name and actually calls him by it... except his name is "jake the snake" and he calls him "snake" and not "jake"))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Snake?[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]SNAKE?[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((i was expecting that))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Good[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]But you WEREN'T expecting [i]The Spanish Inquisition![/i][/color]
Barchar: (but it's named after jake the snake roberts who was a wrestler i think)
SickEevee OOC: ((ok it turns out codsworth would've recognized jake, but he only recognizes the last name in the name. so snake and not jake))
Barchar: (And he doesn't recognize 'amber')
Barchar: ([sub]grumblegrumblesaltygrumble[/sub])
SickEevee OOC: http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Codsworth/recognized_names
Barchar: (Not that I even play the game because my computer doesn't let me but)
Barchar: (still)
Gaster: orders a drink.
SickEevee OOC: ((he recognizes "unbreakable"))
SickEevee OOC: ((what))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]'Nourmohammadi'[/color]
Barchar: (But not a COMMON BLOODY NAME)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Okay[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Who the fuck[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Is called Nourmohammadi[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((codsworth's recognition is weird))
Schyroton: sits on the couch.
Barchar: snorts, twitching a bit
Lily: [color=#daffdb]He even recognizes Death[/color]
Schyroton: ...
Gaster: "Oh, and Schyro, just so you know... Fellby's a bit under the weather. Don't be surprised if he doesn't make a public appearance."
SickEevee OOC: ((i was about to mention that))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Computer pls[/color]
Barchar: she stirs, rubbing her head. "Ah...geez."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"..."[/color]
Schyroton: Ththat's fine.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hello."[/color]
Schyroton: Hhi.
Gaster: "Good evening, Barchar."
SickEevee OOC: ((ok so i think it's been about a half hour and i still managed to keep those cracker sandwiches down so i think i can eeat the rest))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]eeat[/color]
Gaster: ((take it slow, ce
Lily: [color=#daffdb]and yeah[/color]
Barchar: "Yeah..." she says, nodding. Her irises are actually still very very faintly purple. "Ugh. Headache..." she clears her throat, sitting upright. "Alright. Doin' fine."
Schyroton: Yyou okay?
SickEevee OOC: ((well now i can keep down any and all water so))
SickEevee OOC: ((we'll se))
SickEevee OOC: ((*see))
Barchar: "Fine. Just, you know. Like I said. Headache."
SickEevee OOC: ((codsworth recognizes "dragon"))
SickEevee OOC: ((and "cherrybomb"))
Schyroton: Aalrigh.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]One of the people in the Butt family should name their son Dick /s[/color]
Barchar: (OH, they've added Amber since I've last checked)
Barchar: (cool)
Schyroton: ((richard
SickEevee OOC: ((bacon))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Richard isn't very r---bacon[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb][i]bacon[/i][/color]
Barchar: (I knew about Bacon!)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]are you fucking[/color]
Barchar: (Because I watch many a true nerd)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]my sister threw something[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]at my mouse[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]and it triggered the left click[/color]
Barchar: (and he named a character Bacon)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]and closed down[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]my high quality rips.[/color]
Barchar: (just because codsworth knew it)
Lily: [color=#daffdb][i]how[/i][/color]
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SickEevee OOC: ((badass))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]The video ended as abruptly as the channel[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb][sub]:([/sub][/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((cock, cummings, dick))
Gaster: stretches a little.
Fanta: still tickle
Fanta: now his other foot
SickEevee OOC: ((huh, i can't see one of the names codsworth recognizes))
Colton: you gain no further reaction
Lily: [color=#daffdb]'You are now stranded on a desert island with the last Youtuber you watched. How fucked are you?'[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Well[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Siivagunner is a team[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]So there's that[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((also codsworth recognizes fuck, fucker, and fuckface))
Barchar: (Well, the guy would be ace if the island involves puzzles and/or puzzle games)
SickEevee OOC: ((i'd think i'd be pretty fucked. i don't think nerdcubed has many survival skills))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's just a normal desert island tho[/color]
Schyroton: ((id be stuck with rosanna pansino so shed turn it into a dessert island
Fanta: ((Brawlbstrm
Fanta: ((The guy who makes 30 minute extensions
: (( any suggestions for what movie i should watch tonight
SickEevee OOC: ((wall-e))
Fanta: ((Synechdoche new york
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I don't like movies at all[/color]
Schyroton: ((monty python and the holy grail
: (( I'd be stuck with....
Smolster: (zootopia
Fanta: ((Watch synechdoche
Schyroton: ((i'd have food at least with ropan
Lily: [color=#daffdb]CK what was the last youtuber you watched[/color]
: (( i'd be stuck with brotharkery /s
Fanta: ((And feel horrible
Barchar: She sighs, rubbing her forehead. [sub]"Jesus..."[/sub]
Gaster: "Do you need anything, Barhcar?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Barhcar[/color]
Barchar: "Nah. I'm cool.
Schyroton: Alriiight, just let ussss know if you need ananything.
Lily: http://www.cutecatgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/cat_n_dog.gif
Barchar: "Unless you got, like, something to fix ghost headaches."
Gaster: "Muffet texted you by the way. I took care of her needs."
Barchar: "But I doubt it."
Barchar: "Yeah. I saw."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Would normal medicine not do the trick?"[/color]
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Barchar: "Probably not."
: (( I'm going to watch king of the hill, actually
Barchar: "Seeing as how theoretically I shouldn't even feel pain."
: (( quick, help me pick a number from 1 to 13
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"If you're not 100% sure, it's worth a try, I think."[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]7[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((oh yeah, i almost forgot codsworth recognized scout))
: season 7 it is
Lily: [color=#daffdb]The grandest of seasons[/color]
Fanta: now she's tickling his tum
Colton: still nothin
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Fallter[/color]
Barchar: "I'm pretty damn sure."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Winfall[/color]
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Schyroton: Wwell.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Nevermind then. By any chance though, would you classify as a ghost-type...?"[/color]
Barchar: "Um."
SickEevee OOC: ((orgasmo))
Barchar: "Maybe?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hmm...in that case, just a second."[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She leaves.[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((assface))
Barchar: "Probably like a...I dunno...ghost..."
Barchar: "Psychic?"
Schyroton: Probbably.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Is there a ghost/psychic Pokemon?[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]If not that should exist[/color]
Schyroton: Wawatch out for dddark types.
Schyroton: ((hoopa confined
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh yeah[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Neato[/color]
Barchar: "You'd probably be, like, dark/steel."
Schyroton: Trtrue.
Barchar: (hoopa)
Schyroton: Orrr steel/ghghost.
Barchar: "Yeah, but that's not as contrary."
Schyroton: Truue.
Schyroton: But ththe main differennnce is that I can acactually take a hit frrrom a fighter.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She returns with a bottle of pills that has a picture of a Duskull on it, and it says headache medicine. "This might help, maybe."[/color]
Schyroton: ...Hhuh.
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Barchar: "...THey..."
SickEevee OOC: (("I was going to a clairvoyant's meeting, but it was canceled due to unforeseen events."))
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]"If it doesn't work, really the only thing that can go wrong is some fatigue, and a minor stomach ache."[/color]
Barchar: "Make headache meds for ghost type pokemon?"
Schyroton: ((HAH
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Yes. For all types of Pokemon."[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Different types have different requirements."[/color]
Barchar: "Weird." she takes one. Or two. Whatever the recommended dosage is
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Two, because yes[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb][s]Seven[/s][/color]
Gaster: sighs. "The weather's getting colder..."
SickEevee OOC: (("Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, 'Does this taste funny to you?"))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]hue[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Has anyone seen Asmodeus?"[/color]
Gaster: "Come to think of it, no."
Barchar: "Not lately."
SickEevee OOC: (("Two atoms are in a bar. One says, 'I think I've lost an electron.' The other asks, 'Are you sure?' To which the first replies, 'I'm positive."))
Schyroton: Nno.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]hue #2[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Oh...okay."[/color]
Barchar: "...Nope. Still got a headache."
SickEevee OOC: (("A neutron walks into a bar. 'How much for a drink?' To which the bartender responds, 'For you, no charge."))
Schyroton: ((god dammit i was typing that one
Lily: [color=#daffdb]hue #3[/color]
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SickEevee OOC: (("A photon has mass? Huh, I didn't know they were Catholic."))
Schyroton: ((hah
Lily: [color=#daffdb]i don't get that one actually[/color]
Schyroton: ((i hear that apes are trained in gorilla warfare
Lily: [color=#daffdb][s]harambe wasn't[/s][/color]
Schyroton: ((you know what
Lily: [color=#daffdb]yes[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((all the jokes i posted were all from the mister handys you could get in fallout 3))
Schyroton: ((eat my ass
Lily: [color=#daffdb]gladly[/color]
Schyroton: ((ill make sure i dont wipe
Lily: [color=#daffdb]less gladly[/color]
Schyroton: ((i really hate harambe jokes
Barchar: (for all you know that makes it hotter to him)
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Tri: More Gladly [color=red]]][/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I actually really fucking hate scat[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Scat is shit[/color]
Schyroton: ((well yes
Gaster: ((don't be rude to the scatman
Lily: [color=#daffdb]ScatMAN is a different story[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]He is great[/color]
Barchar: (I'M A SCAT MAN)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Noop Noop[/color]
Gaster: nibbles at his fries.
Barchar: she wishes there was a footstool on the infinicouch
SickEevee OOC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-g-u9wYt1Q
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She looks just a bit worried.[/color]
Barchar: or, uh. An infinite amount of footstools.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Other than that, average[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Infinistool?[/color]
Schyroton: Is ththere anythiiing you need?
Fellby: -He
Gaster: ((shit
Lily: [color=#daffdb]-He[/color]
Barchar: "Nah. I mean. A footstool, maybe."
Barchar: "Fellby" -He
Gaster: ((HAS NO STYLE
Lily: [color=#daffdb]HE HAS NO GRACE[/color]
Schyroton: brings over a chair to act as one.
Schyroton: ((THIS KONG
Barchar: "That'll do. Thanks, Schyro."
Schyroton: ((is a fucking disgrace
Barchar: she props her legs up, sighing.
SickEevee OOC: ((i wonder if there's a fallout 4 mod that makes "invisible man" play when you have a stealth boy activated))
Schyroton: Nno problem.
Fellby: -He's at home, rubbing his belly. "God, I ate so much..."-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Beeeep bap bap badap boop, bap bap badap boop[/color]
Muffet: "Uggh...I regret everything."
Barchar: [Muffet]
Muffet: [Barchar]
Barchar: [Is there any way to like...lesson headaches from...I mean. I assume you.]
Fellby: "So many regrets..."
Muffet: [....Oh, shit, it's giving you headaches? ummm...]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Lesson headaches[/color]
Muffet: [Just...give it time. And if I try to do it again, stop me.]
Barchar: [Ooookay.]
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Muffet: she groans, turning her phone off. "Fuck..."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]'Is Carbink a legendary?'[/color]
Fellby: -He opens his rapidly drooping eyes. "What?"-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Also[/color]
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Muffet: "I..." she sighs. "Think I'm practically one wrong move from really fucking up Barchar."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Why on mobile does this " look like this '[/color]
Barchar: (Because fuck you)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Alright[/color]
Fellby: "Fuck."
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Muffet: "Fuck." she agreed
Fellby: "Looks like we don't get her waiting on us every hour of the day."
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Muffet: "At least not with the control."
Muffet: "She'll probably do it anyway."
Fellby: -He nods, patting his belly.-
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Muffet: "...Mild positive, they are kicking more. Which is I guess not that much of a positive, because it's kind of uncomfortable."
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Fellby: "Oh? Our little parasite's getting a little more active, huh?"
Muffet: "That's a rude way of putting it, but yes."
Fellby: -He chuckles, reaching for her. "Mind if I just..."-
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Scatman is actually inspirational too[/color]
Fanta: ((I cannot complete this olliolli course for the life of me
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Fanta: ((Pier pro 4
Muffet: "Go ahead."
Fanta: ((Fuck this course
Fellby: -He rubs her belly. "Hey there... I'm your dad."-
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Fanta: ((Aaaand i just beat it
Fanta: ((Ok then
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Grats[/color]
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Muffet: there actually is a kick when he does it. Random chance, obviously, but hey
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Fellby: "Oh! Do you think they..."
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]So I'm breaking the game in isaac [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]and I might have fucked up [color=red]]][/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip[/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]#1 + Soy Milk + Cursed Eye [color=red]]][/color]
Muffet: "PRobably not?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]The first two together I wouldn't mind[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]But with cursed eye[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I feel bad for you[/color]
Barchar: (Cursed eye really doesn't help)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]That is just a bad combo[/color]
Barchar: (altohugh you can probably just mash the button but)
Barchar: (carpel tunnel syndrome here we come)
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]The other issue [color=red]]][/color]
Fellby: "Ah, whatever."
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I can't buy the battery in the shop to reroll the D100 because o bumbo [color=red]]][/color]
: [color=#ffffff]Types in 'absol' for a reference[/color]
Barchar: (bumbo want coin)
: [color=#ffffff]'absol porn' is a suggestion[/color]
Barchar: (frisky wat r u doin)
: [color=#ffffff]Drawing[/color]
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Mine comes up with absol on smogon, and every result after starts with absolute[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb][s]Also, are you drawing Absol porn[/s][/color]
Barchar: frisky is making sagekrai porn
Muffet: "If they can, that's...mildly terrifying."
Muffet: "I mean, I imagine we are born with much more intrinsic knowledge than most. But..."
Fellby: "Well, I am kind of warm. They might be weirded out by the big warm spot."
Muffet: "That would also probbly help."
: [color=#ffffff]I am not making Sagekrai porn[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Lies[/color]
: [color=#ffffff]I don't know how to draw porn[/color]
Barchar: Just draw a regular picture and then put a dick in it
Lily: [color=#daffdb]More lies /s[/color]
Barchar: or a tit
Lily: [color=#daffdb]or both[/color]
Schyroton: ((only one tit
Lily: [color=#daffdb]never two tits[/color]
Barchar: only the one
Barchar: the bird counts
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Gaster: ((dicks are easy if you know what you're doing
: im back
: what did i walk in on
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi CK[/color]
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]How To Draw Porn[/color]
Barchar: porn discussion ck
: o
: k
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I'm gonna go look at old memes[/color]
: im right here
Schyroton: ((vaginas are mostly ovals and squiggles
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yes, but I mean your grandfather, CK[/color]
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Fanta: ((So in olliolli
Fanta: ((Our lovely devs
Fanta: ((Decided to throw a no pushing challenge in the pier pro 5
Barchar: a tit is just a circle and a dot
Fanta: ((You can't push your skateboatd
: but you gotta shape it
Fellby: -He hugs Muffet. "Don't need a blanket, you've got me to keep you warm."
: enless its top-down view
: unless*
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Fanta: ((Which basically means 'do the pro level perfect'
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]I learned the name of the song that was in another language finally[/color]
Muffet: she smiles. "Hooray."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's numa numa[/color]
Barchar: Top-down porn
Fanta: ((Because you lose speed if you fuck ip
Barchar: it's probably a fetish
Barchar: also that's not even it's name
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Its name isn't numa numa?[/color]
Barchar: Nope
Gaster: ((it's dragosta din tea, i do believe
Barchar: It's name is Dragostea din tei
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Ohhhhhh yeaaahhhh[/color]
Barchar: we just call it the numa numa cause it's like the only obvious thiing to go on
SickEevee OOC: ((i'mma go play some fallout 4))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Alright[/color]
: cya
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Yaz[/color]
Gaster: ((hey yaz
Jäger Leyline: (mornim
Barchar: (hey yaz)
Barchar: is in the bar
Muffet: is in her house complaining about how much being pregnant sucks
Fellby: -Same-
: [color=#ffffff]By the way I will not draw Sagekrai porn[/color]
: [color=#ffffff]Ever[/color]
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Okay[/color]
Barchar: I know you won't dude
: awwwww
Jäger Leyline: knocks on the door
: [color=#ffffff]>awwww[/color]
: nah jk
Barchar: it's just like hoopa being darkrai. I know full well it's not happening
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wait[/color]
Muffet: "Come in."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Another name for Sagekrai is Darkrage[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Edgy[/color]
Fellby: "Hello."
Jäger Leyline: opens it
Gaster: ((why haven't you guys been calling it that
Relic: no, relix x sage is rage nobody else gets it
Barchar: I mean also Sage is gay but whatever
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yes, and Darkrai and Sage is DARKrage[/color]
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Muffet: "Hello, gros morceau."
Loni Leyline: -is there-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I think Darkrage is better[/color]
Fellby: "Hello, Loni."
Döven : -is in a straight jacket struggling
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Sagekrai just feels weird because the K[/color]
Ember: -Guess who just arrived home, through her window.-
Muffet: "...Oh. Oh my."
Loni Leyline: hi
: [color=#ffffff]I mean Darkrai would be the dominant one[/color]
Muffet: wait i tohught fellby put a lock on that shit
Barchar: I mean yeah duh
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Okay, so?[/color]
Muffet: "Erm. Hello, Loni and...Doven I assume."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Does that change the ship name[/color]
Jäger Leyline: it took me 2 hour
Ember: -Oops, right. She shows up at the front door.-
: [color=#ffffff]Darkrai's name would take up most of the ship name[/color]
Fellby: (("TWAS I"
Barchar: We can do darkrage if we want but I'm used to sagekrai
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Darkrage is mostly darkrai[/color]
: https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTuawuK-Pq_CW6YORYgNttFqjxyy69LRGMUNr16DMKJpXHOxHDE3Q
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I don't mind at all if any of you call it sagekrai[/color]
: its time to stop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ with the shipping
Lily: [color=#daffdb]But I'm calling it darkrage[/color]
Barchar: and when we think that you're talking about a metal band, won't you feel silly
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Also, I'm officially going to rickroll more cleverly[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I looked it up, it's not a band[/color]
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Jäger Leyline: Hello Ember
Jäger Leyline: this is my sister Loni and my Son Doven
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's a workout formula apparently[/color]
Döven : ....don't talk to me
Ember: "Hi there."
Loni Leyline: Hello
Lily: [color=#daffdb]pre-workout*[/color]
Ember: -She's not gonna put up with Doven's bullshit.-
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Muffet: "Oookay."
Fanta: ((Jack is fuckin dead
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip[/color]
Fanta: ((They killed off jack
Fanta: ((Still a virgin
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Barchar: (wait)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wait, in the Nutshack?[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wow[/color]
Barchar: (what)
Jäger Leyline: Don't worry he'll behave himself,
Barchar: (really)
Fanta: ((Jack dies
Fanta: ((In s2
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Damn[/color]
: ((Here lies jack, hes still learnin,and he died a virgin
Muffet: "As long as he doesn't touch me, cheri, Ember, or la mignonne, I'll tolerate him."
Fellby: "He'd better."
Muffet: "I'd say you, but you probably know how to keep him from hurting you."
Jäger Leyline: otherwise he'll spend 3 days in the closest form of pugatory I could find
Fanta: ((Really still learning now
Lily: [color=#daffdb]How did he die?[/color]
Jäger Leyline: enters the house holding Doven by a strap on his back
Jäger Leyline: so which rooms should these two take?
Muffet: she shrugs. "Pick two."
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Muffet: "With beds, preferably."
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Fellby: "What she said."
Jäger Leyline: takes Loni and Doven to their rooms and they unpack a few bags
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Also, I think Time completely left.[/color]
Fellby: leans on Muffet.
Jäger Leyline: put most of my stuff in storage as to not to make this house look like a bunch of horders
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip.[/color]
Muffet: "Thanks."
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Barchar: why do you say that
: Time stopped
: F
Lily: [color=#daffdb]He hasn't come the last few times opportune moments were there.[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]F[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb][s]Unless he plans to crash the CaUnniversary with the Void[/s][/color]
Barchar: Honestly if he did I wouldn't even be mad
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Same[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Time, if you're watching and remaining hidden because that's what you plan to do[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Well done[/color]
Jäger Leyline: so how are the two preggers doing?
Fellby: "I slept half the day."
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Muffet: "Same.
Jäger Leyline: Tell Ember?
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Muffet: "Also I'm beginning to get worried about la mignonne. But we can talk about that later when she's here."
Fellby: "And then I ate half my weight in food..."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"So, anything going on?"[/color]
Ember: "Wait, dad's pregnant too?"
Muffet: "Yes."
Fellby: sighs. "Yes sweetie. That news doesn't leave this house, okay?
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wait, really[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wowie[/color]
Ember: "Oh. Alright.."
Barchar: Did you think we've been joking this entire time
Muffet: "Seriously."
Muffet: "Don't you dare tell anyone else. Not even glamor."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]No, but I apparently wasn't paying attention[/color]
Fellby: ((fellby: *farts loudly*
Fellby: ((fellby: oh false alarm
Barchar: (Barchar: "Holy shit that was a strong fart if it made a core in your womb")
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Gaster fell into Fellby's womb confirmed[/color]
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Schyroton: Nno.
Fellby: yawns a little.
Ember: "I wasn't gonna!"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Ah, good. I think."[/color]
Jäger Leyline: sits on the coucn
Schyroton: Eh.
Jäger Leyline: I left Doven in hiss room tied up
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Brb[/color]
Jäger Leyline: his*
Fellby: leans on his wife. "You're sure you wanna do that?"
Jäger Leyline: he'll be gone in a second if I left him out of that
Fellby: "'Cause I'm 90% certain that's considered abuse, but ah well."
Muffet: "Mmn..."
Muffet: "And when you eventually let him out?"
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Jäger Leyline: once the timeline locks up
Fanta: ((Mv are you gonna sleep any time soon
Fellby: "Mmmh."
Fellby: "At lest let him walk around his room."
Jäger Leyline: unless I can put a password on it to enter
Jäger Leyline: I can't B, he'll escape
Jäger Leyline: this kid is highly trained
Fellby: "There's locks on the windows."
Fanta: ((Bio just sent me a sprite he made
Fanta: ((https://images-1.discordapp.net/.eJwFwdsNhCAQAMBeKIDltQJ2Q5CgUVkCa_y4XO_O_MQzLrGKnbnPFWA7Zqaxyck0Ui2yEtWrpH5MmemGxJzyfpfGE3QMEb1Cow2i1ktQYKyOGMziXPDeRqcsPO1s9DbZWxX_Dwg7IuQ.ic4qiaw53GKaU8tcBAp0IsF1s5M
Jäger Leyline: he'll unscrew the locks
Jäger Leyline: or hell just break the windows
Fellby: "They're on the outside."
Fellby: grunts. "Sorry if the idea of a kid tied up in my home makes me uncomfortable."
: ((what is it supposed to be
Barchar: (if he made it that's actually pretty good)
: ((yeah it looks pretty good though
Fellby: ((but why is it dabbing
Jäger Leyline: Yeah I get it, but how many kids do you know that were trained to be a warrior and assassin and utlilized at aged 10?
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: ((his arm is too low for it to be a dab
: ((its hard to dab if your head is that big though
Jäger Leyline: or for that matter, can bench press more than the average adult
Muffet: "...I'd say Barchar, but she didn't really get to do much until 12."
Schyroton: ((im not going to sleep soon, why
Fellby: grumbles silently as he scoots a little closer to Muffet.
Barchar: (It looks less to me like a dab and more like a zombie walk)
Barchar: (...where did frisky go)
Barchar: (we should do ca2tale probably)
Jäger Leyline: BC wasn't trained to kill people
Jäger Leyline: Doven was
Muffet: "Well, not only, at least."
Fanta: ((Because if not
Fanta: ((Leeemee see
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Laharl's AFK last I checked [color=red]]][/color]
Barchar: (oh well)
Jäger Leyline: ITs not like I want to do this
Barchar: (ssssshit)
Fanta: ((Shit, the other dude for your segment isn't here
Muffet: "Right."
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Who is that to Slar [color=red]]][/color]
Barchar: (whose segment)
Schyroton: ((what
Fanta: ((MV
Fanta: ((MV + Secret = segment
Fellby: stands up, stretching again.
Barchar: (for reverie i assume)
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Well it's simple math who secret is to be fair [color=red]]][/color]
Fanta: ((Yeah
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Well, down to ..2 people I believe [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]But then it's common sense [color=red]]][/color]
Schyroton: (im very confused
: ((who is secret
Jäger Leyline: So now I can rub you stomach right B?
Fellby: "I mean. If you want to."
Muffet: "I never said you couldn't, dearie."
Fellby: "You're not gonna feel a lot if you rub mine."
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Basically take out who has a segment already and who isn't here, and you have two people I believe [color=red]]][/color]
Jäger Leyline: No big belly for you?
Fellby: "Not right now."
Schyroton: ((but i dont know that first bit
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Muffet: "That won't last long."
Jäger Leyline: well whoever made it so this could happen to do, keep em away from me
Schyroton: ((i dont know what slarv has planned
Barchar: (just say it DD)
: ((Slarv
Barchar: (give us your spekalashun)
Fellby: "Don't worry, he's dead."
: ((Do you have anything planned for Frisk yet
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]The only confirmed ones I believe are the lovers and team Miyu [color=red]]][/color]
Schyroton: ((oh
Muffet: "I believe la mignonne killed him, in fact."
Jäger Leyline: Good
Fanta: ((Let's do this like ztd
Fanta: ((We have B team
Fanta: ((A team
Fanta: ((S team
Fanta: ((And F team
: ((F team is Frisk
: ((Calling it
Barchar: (s team is schyro and somebody)
Barchar: (B team is balrog and somebody)
: ((A is probably Miyu
Barchar: (but Miyu doesn't start with A)
Barchar: (in ZTD, the teams are based off the names of their leaders)
Schyroton: ((a is azalea
Fellby: "God, giving birth again is gonna suck."
Barchar: (D for Diana, C for Carlos, and Q for...Q)
: ((Oh, right
Muffet: "Tell me about it.
Fanta: ((Q FOR SEAN
Fanta: ((!
Fanta: ((Q
Fanta: ((FOR
Fanta: ((SEAN
Barchar: (Sean doesn't start with Q)
Schyroton: ((qsean
Fanta: ((But that's Q's name
Fanta: ((Or it would be
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Slar you just listed two SF3 characters and I am confused [color=red]]][/color]
Fanta: ((If Q was Q
Barchar: (Fuck off his name is Q)
: Q
: cause all the ccol kids press Q
Schyroton: ((its discord /s
Fanta: ((The person with the mask on is not q
Barchar: (...what])
: ((Anyways Slarv
: ((Can you answer my question
Barchar: (then who is Q)
Fanta: ((The q everyone refers to the 4th member of q team
: ((Do you still have no plans with Frisk
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]By the way A is probably Azazela, considering that's already a confirmed team [color=red]]][/color]
Fanta: ((I do
Fanta: ((Also there's O team
Barchar: (okay then)
Barchar: (Who's Q)
: ((-claps-
Fanta: ((But that's one person
: ((#noplans
Barchar: (is Q the dog)
Fanta: ((Q is delta
Barchar: (oh)
Fanta: ((Who is in a wheelchair
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Well I can't say who that is [color=red]]][/color]
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Fanta: ((And nobody talks about him
Barchar: (I thought delta was zero)
Fellby: ((hey timey
Fanta: ((He is
: ((Oh, hey Time))
Barchar: (...)
Schyroton: ((hi time
Barchar: (how many fucking people is zero)
Fanta: ((He can prerecord the messages
Fanta: ((Because he can read minds in the future
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]0 people are 0 people [color=red]]][/color]
Barchar: (but)
Barchar: (what)
Timeywim: ((Sounds confusing.))
Barchar: (I really hope this makes more sense when I watch it than hearing it relayed)
Fanta: ((It really doesn't
: yee hi
Fanta: ((The other games gave you backstories to their scientifically iffy things
Fanta: ((This just
Fanta: ((Has alien technology
Barchar: (says it's a thing)
Barchar: (I'm excited to watch more of this)
Fanta: ((Morphogenetic field theory actually exists
Barchar: (because it's fucking nonsense)
Timeywim: ((.. Alien technology.))
Fanta: ((Which is what made ZE1 so cool
Barchar: (and also, the lper sounds dead inside and that amuses me)
Timeywim: ((Alien. Technology.))
Barchar: (Yes)
Barchar: (Technology)
Barchar: (which is alien)
Fanta: ((Yeah ztd is stupid
Timeywim: ((Absolutely wonderful.))
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Barchar: she sighs. "...I wonder if they need me again yet. Probably not."
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Fanta: ((I played a game about furries on floating islands that made more sense scientifically
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Fellby: sits back down on the couch.
Barchar: (tulpa sex game is making more sense than this)
Gaster: "Probably not."
Fanta: ((And it's actually fun
Schyroton: Yyeah, they'd ssssay.
: ((Tips sex is actually fun?
Fanta: ((ZTD's puzzles are boring as shit
: ((tulpa*
: ((fuck
Fanta: ((Fam
Barchar: (tulpa sex GAME)
Barchar: (ar technolica or...whatever)
Schyroton: ((wait are you talking about sonic with the furry game
: ((.. Welcome to CaU, I guess.))
Fanta: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5NrVyURXQM
Fanta: ((No
Fanta: ((I'm talking about solatorobo
Schyroton: ((oh
: ((Tulpa sex, furries, Sonic, solatorobo, all in the same chat.))
Fanta: ((..i play a lot of weebshit games nobody's heard about
: ((10/10
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Fellby: is now fully reclining on the couch.
: yee haw
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Fanta: is watching tv, occasionally tickle attacking colton
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Back[/color]
Colton: you're not getting nothin' from him
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh shit[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's dat Time[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Waddup[/color]
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: ((Nothing interesting.))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]So you don't plan to rek the CaUnniversary?[/color]
: ((That's life in a nutshell
: ((I will be there.))
Fanta: ((I should be writing ships
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Sweet[/color]
Jäger Leyline: leans on B
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Lily: [color=#daffdb][s]Woah B is RPing again?[/s][/color]
Fanta: b is dead
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Fanta: ((Yes
Fanta: ((Tri, he is
Fellby: is not B.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh really?[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Nice[/color]
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi CE[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((hai))
: yee hi
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: B more carful next time
Lily: [color=#daffdb]hue[/color]
Fellby: "Hey Jager?"
Barchar: why do the two people with yellow text colors make the best puns
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Who's the other?[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((someone is yellow other than ck?))
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Barchar: Xeo
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Ah yes[/color]
Fanta: ((Who should I ship
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color][s]But he has white text with a yellow name[/s] [color=red]]][/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Randy x Schyro[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]./s[/color]
Fanta: ((Already did
Lily: [color=#daffdb]o[/color]
Jäger Leyline: Yea?
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Rando [color=red]]][/color]
: ((Miyu and Schyro.))
Barchar: (Schyu)
Fanta: ((Write supports i mean
Fanta: ((For the gam
: ((10/10
Fellby: "Can you call me Fellbz instead of B?"
Fanta: ((You want me to add schyro
: ((Yes.))
Muffet: "Oh, [i]that's[/i] what he's doing!"
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]...Holy shit Rando Cardizian is as actually the ship or Randy and Schyro [color=red]]][/color]
: ((yee haw
Muffet: "I've been so confused"
Fanta: ((so rip
Fanta: ((i could tweak shit but i already have a robot
: ((I hvae no idea what it is but yee haw would make it 10x better
Jäger Leyline: Sure okay
Jäger Leyline: Fellbz
Fellby: "Thaaat's better."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I can't believe I've made decent names with the theme 'R_nd_'[/color]
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Fanta: ((I can make a western style support
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rando Ronde Runde Rondi Randy Rendy[/color]
Barchar: (as in)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Nidorino Absol Gastly Beartic Grovyle Lilligant[/color]
Barchar: (spaghetti western)
Fanta: ((Yes
Barchar: (why)
Fanta: (('well howdy there little lady'
Fanta: ((I have a desert
Barchar: (that doesn't answe my question)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Miyu x Robot Character?[/color]
Schyroton: ((please add in a parallel to schyro in there, but with a different design bc thered be copyright shit
Fanta: ((Idunno how many slots i have left
Schyroton: ((if possible
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Absol is taller than Lilligant[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Okay[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Gamefreak[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Why[/color]
Miyu: Does armor count
Fanta: ((There's Miyu, Coco, Luz, Lacey, Shade, Elo, Mezza, Tomo, XXXXX, XXXX, XXXXXXX, aaaaand
Fanta: ((I have one open slot
Schyroton: ((oh heck yeah
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Laharl[/color]
Schyroton: ((hi
Miyu: Just got home
Barchar: (laheyrl)
: yee hi
Barchar: (hey frisky r u liv)
Fellby: ((hey laharl
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wait a second[/color]
Barchar: (can we do ca2tale)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]If Laharl ever gets glitched, is he glitched forever[/color]
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Schyroton: ((i guess
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Actually can you kick yourself?[/color]
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: ((yes
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Alright[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]That answers that then[/color]
: ((you can kick yourself in the leg or butt
Scout: Lol i've got a special thin happenin
Fanta: ((You cannot
Scout: So I can't do ca2tale
Lily: [color=#daffdb]o[/color]
: ((I mean, I was going to RP a few seconds ago but you can do Ca2Tale.))
Barchar: (god)
Barchar: (fucking)
: ((Ah.))
: ((if your flexible you can kick yourself in the face
Barchar: (dammit)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh, yeah[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She's here.[/color]
: Timeywim [] is now Timeywim [Gamma].
Gaster: -He's in the bar.-
: ((oshit
Schyroton: ((slarv, if you want a design, i can have that design up tomorrow
: waddup
: Swood [] disconnected.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]it's dat gamma[/color]
Schyroton: is also in the bar.
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Barchar: so is she
Muffet: she sighs. "...At least that huge amount of food means I'm not hungry."
Scout: ((A reminder that Miyu can heart rank with any of the 'child' group characters in that
Scout: ((Meaning Miyu x Elo
Scout: ((Miyu x Lacey
Scout: ((Miyu x Coco
Scout: ((Etc
Scout: ((Is possible
Fellby: "Yeah... I'm surprised my stomach isn't sticking out just from everything I ate."
Fanta: ((Of which there are 6
Fanta: ((Nah i can make a design, and I'd need to fit him in the story somehow
Schyroton: ((alright
Schyroton: ((battered and broken somewhere probably
SickEevee OOC: ((wait what's goin on? i see a time here))
Barchar: she leans back, looking up at the cieling
Lily: [color=#daffdb]A time is here[/color]
Barchar: "...Riveting day."
Barchar: (the time is now)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She shrugs.[/color]
Schyroton: Yyes, verrry.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Your time is up my time is now[/color]
Schyroton: ((BA DA DA DAAAAAAA
Lily: [color=#daffdb]You can't see me my time is now[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Lyrics lyrics something[/color]
Gaster: "Very."
Barchar: That's a phrase outside of john cena you know
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Things and stuff my time is now[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]No it's not /s[/color]
Schyroton: ((yes but im trash
Lily: [color=#daffdb]We're all trash[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]CaU[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Is a trash bin[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]And we are pieces of ripped paper[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((you've seen timeywim now get ready for spaceywim))
Fellby: ((really stupid idea: cau dating sim
Lily: [color=#daffdb]>stupid[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((someone get on that))
: ((Frisky-Senpai~
Lily: [color=#daffdb]>really stupid[/color]
Barchar: (It could work)
Schyroton: ((theres a bad end if you try anything sexy with schyro
Barchar: her irises are still faintly purple. That has not lessened.
Barchar: (that just locks you out of his path)
SickEevee OOC: ((oh. i was thinking you dated the rpers))
Jäger Leyline: ((Yeah go up to Jager and the next minute you've been fucked by him
: y-yee haw~
Barchar: (no, you'd date the people)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]What's that?[/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I left for a bit, but if Laharl was glitched we'd know already [color=red]]][/color]
Barchar: (the characters)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's Actual Cannibal Jager Leyline![/color]
Jäger Leyline: Give it time Fellbz
Gamma: ((Actually
Fellby: "Mmmh?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I'll be honest, some heights in Pokemans are respectable[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Like, 80%[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Holy shit Azurill is smol[/color]
Schyroton: ((it causes a lock out of his route and if you pursue anyone hes close to they end up finding out and youre told off for it
: Timeywim [Gamma] is now Timeywim [Blazefire].
Lily: [color=#daffdb]OH SHIT[/color]
Blazefire: ((Everybody, RP Blazefire.))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Kek sure[/color]
: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Blazefire].
: Blazefire dreemur?
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I have some things I need to do."[/color]
: or pokemon?
Schyroton: ((can i not
Jäger Leyline: the whole stomach thing
Lily: [color=#daffdb]You don't have to[/color]
Blazefire: ^
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Bye everyone!"[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I may be back soon."[/color]
Jäger Leyline: question, where was Ember living for the past few years?
Schyroton: Byye.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She waves, leaving.[/color]
Fellby: "Her other dad's house."
: Swood [] is now Swood [Blazefire].
: Lily [Lily] is now Blazefire [Blazefire].
Blazefire: ((red is the colour of the day
Blazefire: My first B character
SickEevee OOC: ((and now, a look at the blazefire AU of CaU))
Blazefire: BlazefireAgainstUndertale
Blazefire: BaU
Jäger Leyline: .....I'm guessing the guy you're not too fond of?
SickEevee OOC: ((where everyone is blazefire))
Fellby: nods.
Barchar: (barlazefire)
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Blazed Flame [Blazed Flame].
Blazefire: Blazefire steps in, puffing a cigar. His sunglasses are slightly angled a bit, and as he takes a few short glances at the people in the bar, he smirks. He takes the cigar out, and stuffs it into his back pocket and starts trotting along to a seat, whistling 'wake me up inside'.
Schyroton: ...Hhhhhhello.
Blazefire: ((Goddamnit Time))
Blazefire: Blazefire steps in
Jäger Leyline: ...so uh isn't there anything you could do about that womb of yours?
Gaster: "Do I know you?"
Blazefire: He follows, almost literally the same. He's headbanging to some music he's listening to with earbuds.
Blazefire: waitamunute
Blazefire: Blazefire walks out
Blazefire: "Hey."
Fellby: "I've been taking birth control."
Blazefire: "We're the Blazefire group."
Blazefire: He searches "cool synonyms for walking on his phone"
Blazefire: He turns his head over to the other Blazefire.
Schyroton: ...Iis this sosome sort offffff cult?
Blazefire: Then to Schyro.
Blazefire: This time he stides in
Gaster: "I think it might be."
Blazefire: "Sure."
Blazefire: "No, not really."
Blazefire: "Could be."
Blazefire: "No?"
Blazefire: "Eh."
Blazefire: He leans back.
Blazefire: "Similar, at least."
Blazefire: "Its the cult of coolness"
Blazefire: "I don't really care."
Blazefire: "Yes. We're fucking cool."
Blazefire: "But its not a cult"
Blazefire: "That's what we're about."
Fanta: ((wowee
Blazed Flame: [color=red][[ [/color]I'm way out there [color=red]]][/color]
Blazefire: hey slarv
Blazefire: "So just coolness"
Blazefire: He lights a new cigar.
Jäger Leyline: didn't really work I guess
Jäger Leyline: ((So much red
Blazefire: He pops it into his mouth.
Blazefire: "We are the embodiment of goddamn coolness."
Fellby: chuckles. "You could say that again."
Schyroton: ...Okayy?
Blazed Flame: [color=red][[ [/color]Just like my [color=red]Blood[/color] [color=red]]][/color]
Blazefire: "I'm afraid that you're wrong."
Jäger Leyline: Why not something more permanent then?
Blazefire: "Being cool isn't about blatantly stating it."
Blazefire: "It's about living it."
Blazefire: "Oh. I'll work on that then."
Blazefire: He takes a COOL mysterious pill
Fanta: ((Meanwhile i'm watching tangy destroy everything
Blazefire: "But I can do the living it part."
Blazefire: It's actually just a smartie
Blazefire: He adjusts his shades.
Barchar: she looks horrified
Blazefire: But COOL people take pills.
Blazefire: He sits down with legs crossed, still headbanging to music.
Blazefire: ((This is beautiful
Blazefire: "I'm still learning. Haven't been a part of the group for long."
Fellby: "I haven't found anything more permanent."
Blazefire: He gets up.
Blazefire: "This group sucks."
Scout: ((Zebraspace just imploded on itself
Blazefire: "..."
Blazefire: "No, You suck"
Blazefire: He strides out, scoffing.
Jäger Leyline: a Tubal ligation
Blazefire: sicc burn
Blazefire: "Dunno if he meant us, or you guys."
: Timeywim [Blazefire] is now Timeywim [Timeywim].
Fanta: ((This is beautiful indeed
Blazefire: "Either way, fuck 'em I guess."
Blazed Flame: [color=red][[ [/color]Figuratively or literally? [color=red]]][/color]
Fanta: ((I'm actually laughing my ass off
Schyroton: .........
Fellby: "Kid of hard to operate on fire."
Blazefire: ((Who is the best Blazefire Slarv
Jäger Leyline: ...oh yeah
: Frisky Whiskington [Blazefire] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisky].
Blazefire: "Nah, Fuck bees, it's hip and COOL to fuck bees"
Jäger Leyline: Well, sadly, we know it not my kid
Blazefire: He quietly sings the lyrics to Crawling In My Skin.
Jäger Leyline: didn't think you'd get knock up by Muffet
Fanta: ((i am not watching
Fanta: ((i am watching the comedy gold
Fanta: ((in zebraspace
Schyroton: makes an odd noise, but does his best to seem unaffected.
Blazefire: ((i wanna see zebraspace but i dont have a linky to it
Blazefire: "...The hell was that?"
: Timeywim [Timeywim] disconnected.
Blazefire: Rip Time
Blazefire: Also, bye Time
Fellby: chuckles. "I didn't know either."
Blazefire: "...No idea"
SickEevee OOC: ((terrible idea: darkness!blazefire also known as shadowflame the edgiest blazefire))
Schyroton: ...N-nnnnothing.
Blazefire: "It was obviously not fucking nothing."
Blazefire: "Whatever."
Schyroton: ((underfell blazefire
SickEevee OOC: ((rtegdwfgdjytuhigf erfwazxgcbhjvmyukjtfegwfsazxvc))
Blazed Flame: [color=red][[ [/color][s]*A High Teenager walks into the bar[/s] [color=red]]][/color]
Blazefire: what
Blazefire: ce are you okay
Blazefire: "Pshhh" He flips his hair
Schyroton: Nnoththing of yourrrrrr concern.
Blazefire: "Everything is 'of my concern' but really, I don't care."
Blazefire: He flops down on the couch and puts on some earbuds
Blazefire: The shitty earbuds, that leak sound.
Blazefire: And pulls out a COOOL new phone
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Barchar: she inches away from the blazefire
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Blazefire: "Am I too COOL for you?"
Blazefire: "Hey, any of you guys like Linkin Park?"
Schyroton: ...
Blazefire: "Hell, Evanscenance or whatever the hell it is?"
Blazefire: "Hell yeah"
Gaster: "Good god, it's like I wandered into Underfell."
Blazefire: "It's edgy, and COOL"
Schyroton: refuses to admit it but he does.
Blazefire: "Underfell?"
Blazefire: "Sounds like a nice band."
Blazefire: He looks it up on his phone.
Schyroton: ...Nno, not rrreally.
Blazefire: "...It's not even a fucking BAND!?"
Blazefire: "Yeah, that sounds like a COOL and EDGY band"
Blazefire: "Other Blazefire. We need to make Underfell a band. Now."
Blazefire: "Yes."
Blazefire: "You know how to drum?"
Gaster: -Shit. He gave them an idea.-
Blazefire: "It's gonna be EDGY and COOL"
Barchar: "I'm gonna go"
Schyroton: i like how nobody commented on his appearance after the google search
Barchar: she stands up
Schyroton: Byye.
Blazefire: "Bye."
Blazefire: "Nope, but I saw a guy on the internet do it, so Yes, I can drum"
Blazefire: "Okay, then we're gonna make this a band."
Barchar: and fucking bolts to the flamesman's house
Blazefire: "Ssssee ya"
Blazefire: "Follow me."
Blazefire: He follows other blazefire
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Blazefire: "Peace, everyone else. Look us up, we'll be touring in days."
Schyroton: ...Bye.
Blazefire: He leaves with the 'rock on' sign on both hands.
Blazefire: "YEEEEAHHH"
: Swood [Blazefire] is now Swood [].
SickEevee OOC: ((the blazefires only do covers of edgey songs))
Fanta: ((Aww
Fanta: ((It's over
Schyroton: will most certainly not look them up, no matter how aesthetically edgy their music is
Fanta: ((I'm sad now
: that was pretty COOL and EDGY
Blazefire: Rip
Blazefire: Well that was nice
Blazefire: I haven't done a joke character...ever, I think
: it was pretty good
: Blazefire [Blazefire] is now Lily [Lily].
: i have literally only done jokes
Fellby: flicks his fingers. "God I could go for a cigarette."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She reenters. "Hello. Turns out there was a change of things...is everything okay?"[/color]
Barchar: she walks in, falling on their couch
Schyroton: ...Yyeah.
Gaster: "It is now."
Schyroton: I mmmean, weird,evennnn for here, but not shitttty.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"It is now? What happened?"[/color]
Schyroton: Some cult ththat deniiied they were a culllt.
Jäger Leyline: Nope, not with child my friend
Fanta: ((I'm coming close to defending tangy
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Oh. But no one's hurt?"[/color]
Fellby: "Ugh, I know."
Schyroton: Nnot hurt.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She sighs. "Good. I guess I'm glad I left then."[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She sits on the couch.[/color]
Scout: Are we doing a blazefire contest?
Scout: Heh.
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Scout: Slar, permission to knuckle these fools?
Fanta: ((ye
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Actually[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It just finished[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]So[/color]
Muffet: "Now you know what it was like to quit drinking."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]And it wasn't really a contest[/color]
Fellby: rubs his belly. "You little shit, you're making your dad miserable."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Actually it wasn't at all a contest[/color]
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: High Priest Laharl [Scout] is now High Priest Laharl [Blazefir].
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Blazefir[/color]
Blazefir: *walks in*
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hello."[/color]
Blazefir: ...
Jäger Leyline: want me to cheer you up?
Blazefir: *he stands coly against the wall*
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Gaster: "Another one?"
Blazefir: *theres blod on his jaket*
Fellby: "How?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"......"[/color]
Schyroton: ...
Lily: [color=#daffdb]the purposeful misspells[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]it hurts[/color]
: Blazefir is my favorite tree
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yeah, it's certainly a hot trend too[/color]
Blazefir: everything will alwayz hurt hah ha hah
Barchar: yells into the couch
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Fellby: "... Barchar?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb][sub]"So this is what you witnessed."[/sub][/color]
Jäger Leyline: massage?
Lily: [color=#daffdb][sub]"Oh Arceus."[/sub][/color]
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Fellby: "Oh, sure."
Blazefir: *walks to her*
Blazefir: you will die now
Blazefir: i am god
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Err..."[/color]
Blazefir: K i'm done
Gaster: "Don't make empty threats."
: High Priest Laharl [Blazefir] is now High Priest Laharl [Scout].
Schyroton: Ththe fuck.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She doubts this but seems slightly afraid nonetheless.[/color]
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: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Jäger Leyline: .....you okay babe?
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: Blazefire pokes his head in.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"....."[/color]
: Blazefire: Fuck you too m8
Fellby: "... Uh. Okay."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She hops behind the couch.[/color]
: He then leaves, but in a COOL way.
Schyroton: ...
Schyroton: Dddon't worry. You're not ggggoing to get hurt.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]TIL Mega Sharpedo exists[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]And wow.[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Edge fish is edgy as fuck.[/color]
Jäger Leyline: starts giving Fellby shoulder massages
Jäger Leyline: ((brb shower
Fellby: sighs, happily, and melts into this.
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Barchar: She sits up. "Ugh. Fine enough."
Muffet: looks her in the eyes, before frowning. "
Barchar: "...What?"
Fellby: "Do you want a massage too?"
Muffet: "Don't...don't worry about it, mignonne."
Fanta: ((shits in the plug
Fanta: ((we got dank meeds
Barchar: She looks skeptical, but nods. "Okay."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She gets out from behind the couch, assuming all the Blazefires are gone.[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"..."[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"That was terrible."[/color]
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Schyroton: Yyes.
Scout: "Freakin' unbelievable."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Oh, hello."[/color]
Gaster: "It was bizarre..."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I've never seen something like that ever happen."[/color]
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"It was pretty obvious they probably didn't have the power to injure anyone much, but still."[/color]
Scout: He beans the baseball against the wall another few times.
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Schyroton: Hhi.
Schyroton: And yeah, if annny of them trtried shit, I'd rrruin them.
Barchar: "Kick their ass, Schyro." she mutters
Scout: http://prntscr.com/cort45
Scout: Clipboards
Lily: http://www.cutecatgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/cat_n_dog.gif
SickEevee OOC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-g-u9wYt1Q
Schyroton: (( http://schyroton.tumblr.com/ask
Barchar: (Полис)
: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCs47K_yVgtbXJdTGQZhmMcw
Barchar: (I'm on mobile)
Barchar: (so different clip than pc)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wait you have a channel?[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hmm[/color]
: just bad mashups
: and loud noises
Jäger Leyline: ((You know, I thought about, but I don't think the Caudatingsim is half a bad idea
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yeah, it's not[/color]
Fellby: ((sorry, was colming doggo down
Fellby: ((http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/39500000/Muffet-dressing-a-shirt-3-muffet-undertale-39570986-500-494.jpg
Fanta: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
Fanta: ((My clip
SickEevee OOC: ((das a good muffet))
Fellby: ((she's adorable
Barchar: (awww)
Scout: ((I want that shirt
: adorable/10
Muffet: glances at Fellby, still occasionally staring at barchar's eyes.
Barchar: has no clue why she's doing that, clearly
Fellby: scoots a little closer to Muffet.
Barchar: (seeing as how it's from su I'm sure someone has made it)
Jäger Leyline: ((((would anyone be willing to put effort or be a part of caudating sim?
Muffet: [sub]that purple isn't just me, is it?[/sub] she whispers to him
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Sure[/color]
Barchar: (I like to write interactions and could maybe help with that)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Same[/color]
Schyroton: ((i could write interactions for my characters
Fellby: ((i mean
Fellby: ((i'd be down for helping, and doing art
: ((i can repeatedly type yee haw
Smolster: ( https://s17.postimg.org/8ukpngm9r/kjhfyt.jpg
Schyroton: ((thats really old
: Guys sun and moon theory
: http://imgur.com/a/Ql88U
Fellby: ((i might be able to code - is now a good time to bring up the fact i've never seen nightmare before christmas
Schyroton: ((one of our friends asked if gaster was jack skellington
Schyroton: ((oh my god
Fanta: ((I can definitely make a vn in game maker
Jäger Leyline: ((oh I dont mean a game, an rp
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh, an RP?[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Answer remains 'sure'[/color]
Fellby: ((oh man
Scout: ((I'm willing to write my characters
Barchar: (wait, an rp?)
Fellby: ((what if we pulled in some random rper to do the dating sim
Lily: [color=#daffdb]The problem with games are[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Who the hell do we show---[/color]
Barchar: (holy shit that'd be weird but I'm almost more down if anything)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]YEA[/color]
Scout: Smash is fresh, has had little interaction with the plot of CaU
Scout: WOuldn't know exactly what to do
Scout: It's also a good way to get him involvd in the arcs and stuff
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Smash is Fresh confirmed[/color]
Schyroton: ((i'm down for that
Jäger Leyline: ((just a thought, but make it so that the dater has stats they can pick like, "Gym goer" or "Book Worm" which can help date certian people
Fanta: ((Oh an rp
Fanta: ((Yes let's do it
Scout: ((One character each
Fresh: no he's not dang!
Scout: ((I nominate Miyu
Barchar: (guess who)
: [font=arial][url=http://kama-ta.deviantart.com/art/Older-Frisk-Female-ver-586984978]G!Frisk:[/url] Well[/font]
Fellby: ((uh shit now i gotta choose
Fellby: ((i guess we go with gaster
Jäger Leyline: ((I'd assume we'd make it so that everyone is like in college or high school
: yee haw
: and at leat 5 blazefires
Schyroton: ((i'm going to put in schyroton, mostly bc i really like roleplaying this emotional trainwreck
SickEevee OOC: ((honestly))
Shoe: Yep
Fanta: ((OH
Jäger Leyline: ((and its something we can do again with different characters
Varik: ((varik is one of my choices if i were to do this))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]HIGH SCHOOL CAU DATING SIM[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((yes))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]PERFECT[/color]
Jäger Leyline: ((give me a reason to bring back Jukon
Shadow: ((shadow is my other option))
Scout: WAIT
Scout: SLAR
Lily: [color=#daffdb]WHO THE HELL IS ORANGE MIYU[/color]
Schyroton: ((WELP is this going to be human au or not
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Barchar: (no)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Frisky[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]We are doing a High School CaU Dating Sim[/color]
Schyroton: ((okay good
Lily: [color=#daffdb]HSCaUDS[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((well, discussing it))
Barchar: (because if barchar was a regular human shed be fucking boring)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]YEA[/color]
Jäger Leyline: ((it can be monster, but lets not make the characters like freakishly different from each other
Lily: [color=#daffdb]yea*[/color]
Frisky: ((what
Schyroton: ((dude we have a robot thats almost 9' tall
Jäger Leyline: ((like having some one be 10 feet tall
Lily: [color=#daffdb]rip[/color]
Schyroton: ((bruh none of my characters are short
Frisky: ((wtf are we doing
Jäger Leyline: ((just make it more porportion to others
SickEevee OOC: ((honestly, i'm not sure whether varik or shadow'd be better for this.))
Jäger Leyline: proportionate *
Schyroton: ((no, it adds to the awkwardness
Frisky: ((Again
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I don't see much of a reason to make a height restriction[/color]
Frisky: ((What's happening
Jäger Leyline: ((He can be tall compared to the others but 10 feet?
Schyroton: ((hes not 10' tall
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Frisky, HSCaUDS[/color]
Frisky: ((oh
Jäger Leyline: 9"*
Schyroton: ((he's 8'8"
: We can have wario be ten feet tall
Frisky: ((I, uh
Jäger Leyline: ((Frisky is not sure
Barchar: it is, for the record, not just her
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Yazan [Yazan].
Lily: [color=#daffdb]High Skool Cards against Undertale Dating Sim[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]I know[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Alright[/color]
Yazan: ((I'm just imagining most of the characters looking younger if they are in high school
Yazan: or maybe it should be college
Yazan: and how does schyro not hit his head on everything?
Lily: [color=#daffdb]The skool has tol ceilings[/color]
Schyroton: ((he actually hunches over a bit but thats on purpose
Yazan: what would be the best setting?
Schyroton: ((also in the roleplay because tall ceilings because fuck you
Schyroton: ((cool leg
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I guess cool leg[/color]
Barchar: (neat limb)
Yazan: MV starts rping schyro walking around hitting his head on everythig, that'd be funny
: Lily [Lily] is now Tri [Tri].
Schyroton: ((amazing femur
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]test[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]dammit[/color]
SickEevee OOC: http://www.strawpoll.me/11345736
Schyroton: ((bruh, i'm going to
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]test[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]more dammit[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]test[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]triple dammit[/color]
Yazan: you okay tri?
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]for fuck's sake[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]bloody hell here we go[/color]
Fanta: ((http://imgur.com/a/wrWyT high school shoe
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Hi-Skool it is[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]By 1 vote[/color]
Yazan: ((anyone want to take lead on this dating thing?
Yazan: ((or should I?
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]hmm[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((tie now))
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Laharl or Chime[/color]
Scout: I can organize some shit
Yazan: Larharl and Fanta are busy with ZE and Rev, don't make them do more work
Scout: I'm not too busy with Rev
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]I mean, that's why I suggested[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything))
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]I didn't TELL them to do it[/color]
Fellby: ((i mean, i can do some planning, but this coming month will be kind of busy
Fanta: I am too busy
Schyroton: ((oh, don't expect me until late on the seventh
Schyroton: ((im going to nycc
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Ah[/color]
Yazan: well lets just make up some stuff for whoever wants to and pile it together
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]I could do stuff, I'm not very busy[/color]
Yazan: sure Tri, Lar, and I can work on it
Fanta: ((I thought you lived in nyc
Schyroton: ((no
Schyroton: ((but im going to nycc, in nyc
Schyroton: ((new york comic con
Muffet: looks very concerned
SickEevee OOC: ((the vote on which skool is a tie. what do?))
Schyroton: ((flip a coin
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Barchar: (heads for cool leg)
Scout: Alright
Scout: I can lead a dating sim.
SickEevee OOC: ((tails))
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]HS it is[/color]
Fellby: "Babe, what's the matter?"
SickEevee OOC: ((i flipped an actual coin for authenticity))
SickEevee OOC: ((it was a nickel))
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]IT HAS TO BE A PENNY /s[/color]
Schyroton: ((ohnickel
Yazan: ((well we can vote on it
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]we just did[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]and it was a tie[/color]
Yazan: ((College or High School everyone? AGAIN!
Muffet: [sub]Do her eyes still seem kind of purple to you, or is that just me?"[/sub] she says, motioning to bc
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Fellby: nods.
Barchar: again, her irises are still very faintly tinted
Scout: High School
: ((high school
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Cool leg[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((high skool))
Yazan: College
Muffet: "[sub]Shit...[/sub"]
Barchar: College
Fellby: ((high schol
Yazan: ((20 seconds left
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Quick 2 people vote for cool leg[/color]
Barchar: Vote faest
Fanta: ((HS
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Cri[/color]
Yazan: High School it is
SickEevee OOC: ((cri4tri))
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Oh well[/color]
Yazan: lik if u cri evrtime
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]I don't mind[/color]
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Yazan: if we do a 2nd round we'll do college
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]HSCaUDS 2[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Electric Boogaloo[/color]
: yee haw
Yazan: next vote
Yazan: public or private school?
: hmmmm
Fellby: ((private
Schyroton: ((public
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Public[/color]
Barchar: Private
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]God dammit[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((rpivate?))
: public
Yazan: oh also we're going to try to represent this accurately too
Yazan: public
Barchar: Dammit
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Yey[/color]
Yazan: 20 seconds left
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Inb4 last second someone says private[/color]
Barchar: [s]why y'all picking the wrong choices[/s]
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Yazan: public
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Fanta: private
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]dammit[/color]
Fanta: {private}
Barchar: Ha!
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]why must you do this[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Laharl help[/color]
Barchar: HA! TWO VOTES!
Barchar: Thx azzy
Barchar: High five
Fellby: ((private school means cute uniforms
Barchar: internet high five
Yazan: Private it is
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Laharl pleeaassseee[/color]
Yazan: so things like school schedule will be important
Yazan: you just can;t ditch class
Yazan: private school runs from like 9-4
SickEevee OOC: ((actually. now i don't think i can use varik. he's the kinda guy that would totally skip classes... shadow it is i guess. unless i actually have anyone else.))
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Fellby: ((gaster was the prankster back in highschool
Barchar: (he wouldn't if he couldn't)
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Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]How many people did I just spook[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((i just realized. i COULD use a giegue))
Scout: Wait
Scout: Why are we being called
Scout: I'm being summoned
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]It's too late[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]But is ok[/color]
Muffet: she sighs. [sub]"I've honestly never seen this before. It's...disconcertimg."[/sub]
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Fellby: looks at Muffet. "Wanna talk about this in private?"
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]So the spook is actually a lot louder with both speakers[/color]
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Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]And there's a guitar on the right side[/color]
: ok [] joined chat.
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]And I gtg[/color]
: cya
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Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Gn >#[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]<3[/color]
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: (( what just happened?
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Schyroton: ((gn tri
Muffet: she pauses, before nodding. "If you really want to."
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Fellby: gets up and starts heading up the stairs.
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Muffet: sge follows
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Barchar: looks...kind of shaken. [Uh, Schyro? Did anything seem off about me when I was in the bar? Headaches aside?]
: (( i'm clueless
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: [yee haw]
Fellby: sits down on the bed. "Okay. Tell me what's up."
Schyroton: [you had something weird about your eyes, but im not certain exactly what]
: ok [] is now bloo [bloo].
Drakon: [i have a picture. i think]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]problem:[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]i don't think my laptop has a cd drive. i just realized this[/color]
Schyroton: ((oh rip
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]oh wait[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((RIP))
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]it does[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((UN RIP))
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]unrip[/color]
Schyroton: ((unrip
Fellby: ((now you can rip cds
SickEevee OOC: ((U.N. rip was her?))
bloo: (( i'm going to rip a ps1 cd
Schyroton: [is anything hurting now]
: bloo [bloo] is now the great unripping [bloo].
Muffet: "I just...i don't know. I have an idea, but I don't [i]know[/i]. I've seen eyes go fully purple and stsy that way when someone had gotten stuck, or-or enthralled or whatever you want to call it, but never like this. Not so...partway."
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]half-tale: episode one "the great unripping"[/color]
Barchar: [Headache is more of a dull throb, now. I don't even notice it unless I think about it.]
Fellby: "... So she's like. Half-enthralled?"
SickEevee OOC: ((this time on: flame rps with himself))
Schyroton: [at the very least youre not in pain]
Schyroton: ((flames not rping with himself
bloo: [color=#ff00ff](if i ever make half-tale into an arc)[/color]
Muffet: "I don't know."
bloo: [color=#ff00ff](does anybody want to make a cameo)[/color]
Barchar: (Fellby is chime u dingus)
Schyroton: ((mayhaps
Fellby: "...Maybe..."
SickEevee OOC: ((but you DID rp with yourself with BC responding to muffet))
Fellby: "You should go easier on the whole mind control thing."
SickEevee OOC: ((i think))
Muffet: "Definitely. She's at least probably on the precipice."
bloo: [color=#ff00ff](if you do choose to make a cameo, it's most likely that you are part of the combine[/color]
Barchar: (yeah but that was like two things)
SickEevee OOC: ((random combine soldier #5467))
bloo: [color=#ff00ff](either that[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff](or you replace dr. breen[/color]
: yee haw
Fanta: she's trying to make colton ticklish
Fellby: "Don't make her fall."
Schyroton: [is there anything you need, or anything i can do to help you]
Muffet: "I won't. I don't want to. I really don't want to."
bloo: (( I have one text-file for half-tale
bloo: (( Should I leak it
Barchar: [Nah, I'm fine. I think. Muffet and Fellby are just being kind of weird and looking at me, and I'm getting concerned]
SickEevee OOC: (([url=http://i.imgur.com/X3XytKG.jpg]welcome to city 17[/url]))
bloo: (( I just thought about what it would be like if the citadel was built completely underground
Fellby: smiles and kisses Muffet on the cheeks. "Hey. It's gonna be fine, okay?"
Muffet: she sighs. "...It doesn't even feel like she knows. Somehow, a physical change in the omniscient ghost girl is going unnoticed by her. That has to be a bad sign."
Fellby: nods. "That's definately weird."
bloo: (( I mean, it's a mile and a half high
Yazan: ((busy for a bit
Schyroton: [well then im concerned too. also, if theyre being weird about it, your eyes are still altered]
Barchar: [They...are? I mean. I feel like they're white? I don't notice any purple?]
bloo: (( Instead of dr. breen saying "welcome to city 17"
bloo: (( It's mettaton
Muffet: she shudders. "Ugh."
Barchar: (Dr. MVeen)
Schyroton: [look in a mirror]
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bloo: (( "welcome to city 17, darlings, I'm as tall as the Citadel"
Schyroton: ((oh my GOD
bloo: (( he even vocalizes the heart
Barchar: she does
SickEevee OOC: ((i actually laughed at the "i'm as tall as the citadel" joke))
Schyroton: ((bloo please he woukd
Schyroton: ((he totally fuckin would
bloo: (( fuck, now it makes me wonder if I should actually attempt to kickstart this as an arc
Schyroton: ((and im arresting you only my gf is allowed to make me blush
Barchar: [Uh...not...really? All I got for the trouble was a sudden bloody headache spike. I certainly don't feel tranced. I've always felt it.]
Frisky: ((Bloo you've made so many arc ideas
bloo: (( But most of them were jokes
SickEevee OOC: ((but what if bloo IS your GF!?))
Frisky: ((But have never executed any
Frisky: ((True
Fellby: hugs Muffet. "It's okay. We're all gonna end up okay."
Schyroton: ((theyre not
Frisky: ((Bloo is not Smol
bloo: (( I'm mostly serious about this one
bloo: (( just not sure if I should execute it, though
Schyroton: [oh shit]
Muffet: she nods, looking worried
Schyroton: [id suggest you try to find a way to undo as much of this as possible]
bloo: (( if I get clearance to do this, damn right I'll start work on it
Schyroton: ((im fine with this
bloo: (( clearance, and people that actually want to do it
Barchar: [I...I'm gonna have to talk to them later. Because I feel mostly normal but I'm fucking scared right now]
Frisky: ((Speaking of arcs))
Smolster: (i can't believe i'm bloo)
Frisky: ((I'm gonna promo-- -gets shot-
bloo: (( has anyone here even played hl2
Schyroton: ((im very ok with this im in this and no
Literally Satan: [Everything is on fire]
SickEevee OOC: ((barely any, but yes))
Literally Satan: [My living room is on fire]
Literally Satan: [My fire is on fire]
bloo: (( i have the link to a build of the game
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Thaaaaaat's hell![/color]
Schyroton: [you're in hell, satan]
Literally Satan: [Why don't we have fire extinguishers in hell]
: [yee haw]
SickEevee OOC: ((i've gotten to ravenholme))
Literally Satan: [Listen i'm so fucking blazed]
SickEevee OOC: ((er wait. i may have gotten to the coast. idk))
bloo: (( so my plan is
Schyroton: [also bc everythings going to be okay they have to they have to be oay]
Muffet: [You get high?]
bloo: (( the arc will take at least....thirty days? 1 month
bloo: (( and iirc there are 15 chapters in hl2
Literally Satan: [Weed is the only thing that keeps me from turning this place into eternal torment]
Literally Satan: [Keeps me mellow]
Hellcat: [I stole a phone]
Barchar: [Schyroton I know you're just trying to help but panicy assurances are just making it worse]
Muffet: [Oh. Carry on then.]
Schyroton: [im sorry]
Scout: "So."
Fellby: [I can't say i like weed, but different strokes for different blokes]
Scout: Ding batta swing.
Scout: He's hitting the ball.
Schyroton: [but fuck, i'll make sure as best i can that things turn out okay]
bloo: (( I'm starting to plan this, actually
bloo: (( starting with point insertion.
bloo: (( who should gman be?
SickEevee OOC: ((the obvious choice is gaster))
bloo: (( well here's the thing
Fellby: ((I've read half-life: full life concequences
bloo: (( it's anybody who participates against undertale people
Fellby: ((and that is my interaction with half-life
bloo: (( The only HL games I actually have are opposing force and hl2
: ((I've watched half-life: full life concequences
: ((I think the movies are better than the books
Barchar: [Don't hurt them.]
Schyroton: [im not going to]
bloo: (( so temmies are vortigaunts. i think that is a nobrainer
Frisky: ((GMAN could be either Gaster or Chara
Barchar: [I know her. She wouldn't be doing this on purpose.]
Schyroton: [i know]
bloo: (( I think Chara should be gman
bloo: (( Gaster is Dr. Kleiner
Fanta: ((Just introducing a new mechanic in rev
Barchar: (Barchar as gman. Because.)
bloo: (( I mean
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bloo: (( I could arrange that if you want
Barchar: (if we're going actual UT characters, Gaster would be a better gman though)
Schyroton: [i know she didnt mean to do this]
Barchar: (Alphys could be Klein, with an amalgamate headcrab)
Penelope: (( I have come up with a fan theory about the movie the incredibles. ))
bloo: (( So an amalgamate headcrab as lamarr
Schyroton: [i just want to help my friends not be in pain]
Penelope: walks in
Schyroton: Hhhhello.
bloo: (( I'm not entirely sure who Alyx would be
Penelope: (( The underminer is mr incredible's old boss ))
bloo: (( undyne? frisk?
: [yee haw]
Barchar: She sighs. [Like I said. Well talk later]
Penelope: doesn't walk in because she's been sleeping on the couch this whole time
Penelope: instead wakes up
Schyroton: [okay]
Miyu: A new method of fighting has entered the table.
Fellby: ((dude i so want schyro to come over to the flamesman house and be like "fellby you don't look too sick"
Schyroton: [im sorry]
Miyu: -Cracks Knuckles-
Muffet: [Barchar? I think we need to talk.]
Schyroton: ((oh man
bloo: (( I think dr. breen is mettaton
Barchar: [Okay I guess we're talking now]
Barchar: she gets up, walking into the room with Muffet and Fellby.
Muffet: "So...uhm...how are you feeling?"
bloo: (( Barney Calhoun could be, uh
Barchar: "I feel normal."
Muffet: "..." she gulps slightly. "Right. Good."
Barchar: (Who's Gordon)
bloo: (( well
Frisky: ((Gordon is me
bloo: (( if it's just one person
bloo: (( gordon just assists the crew
bloo: (( gordon is frisky
Barchar: (okay, frisky, who ur best bud here)
Frisky: ((in CaU?
bloo: (( Somebody needs to be Alyx
bloo: (( I'm probably going to have to make character commands http://i.imgur.com/eX2vVcg.png
Barchar: (yes)
: Penelope [Penelope] is now Ant [Ant].
Frisky: ((Bitch I have more than 60 character commands
Frisky: ((Also, Flame
bloo: (( Well
Frisky: ((Myself
bloo: (( I never mentioned the quantity of character commands that anybody had
SickEevee OOC: ((frisky is both gordon and barney))
bloo: (( frisky is gordon and barney
bloo: (( Tri is Alyx because he's a bitch too
Barchar: (ce is dog)
Barchar: (dog is Alyx's tulpa)
Fellby: glances between the two.
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Muffet: "Erm...have you...noticed?"
Barchar: "Yes."
bloo: (( http://i.imgur.com/E1befHe.png
Barchar: "I know what you're going to say. Yes."
Muffet: she sighs. "You don't...blame me, do you?"
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HλLF-TALE²: (( ha
Barchar: "Of course not." she says, folding her arms. "You wouldn't do it on purpose."
Shade: Oh shit
Miyu: New status effect
Frisky: ((Every one of Flame's characters get pregnant
Frisky: ((Flame: shit.
Fanta: ((I'm throwing lots of new shit at you today
Barchar: probably couldn't
bloo: (( Frisky you are now on the cast list for this arc as gordon freeman and barney calhoun
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GLaDOS: definitely couldn't
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bloo: (( GLaDOS is Judith Mossman
Frisky: ((Beautiful
Blonde: [i]definitely[/i] couldn't
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]Blake gets pregnant[/color]
Tiberius: (("YOU FOOL"
[L]: [color=red]The entirety of Blaxith's body...shudders.[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((so speaking of arcs. pokken arc is still in the early idea phase. reason: pffft, i can't think of a plot))
[L]: [color=red][/color]
bloo: (( Half-Tale 2 is now in the early stages of development
bloo: (( [i]unenthusiastic clapping in the distance[/i]
Fanta: ((Introducing turn manipulation
Fanta: ((Have a character that's doing nothing?
Frisky: ((Speaking of arcs
Fanta: ((Well, you can now give that wasted turn to someone else!
Blake: <"Do I want to know?">
bloo: (( Also speaking of arcs
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Frisky: ((I'm excited for the next PMD chapter
Halla: <"It better not be about Blake">
Frisky: ((Reason being?
bloo: (( does anybody want to sign up for the half-tale 2 beta
Frisky: ((Time bullshit
bloo: (( just put your name and credit card number on the line: __________________
SickEevee OOC: ((666666666666))
Schyroton: (im not putting my credit card number you shitwipe
Frisky: ((Gonna go to my mom's house and steal her credit card brb /s
: ((I am not good with computer plz to halp
bloo: (( does this mean you three are signing up for this
Muffet: she nods, looking down. "..."
Fanta: ((Did you know if you post a valid credit card number on parp it automatically Xes it out
Fanta: ((Mine, XXXX-XXXX-XXXX
Muffet: "I'm honestly scared. I don't know how close you are, here."
Barchar: (no slarv)
Fellby: ((i ain't falling for that shit
bloo: (( Fuck you
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]1234-5678-9123[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Hah no[/color]
bloo: (( I've looked in PARP's source code
SickEevee OOC: ((wait really? XXXX-XXXX-XXXX))
bloo: (( Okay so who wants to do this
: (( hunter2
Frisky: ((me duh
Schyroton: ((i do
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Fanta: ((Yeah
SickEevee OOC: ((i might))
Fanta: ((It's cool CE
Schyroton: ((i know nothing about half life other than black mesa is a thing, gordon freeman has a crowbar, and headcrabs exist
Barchar: (never played hl2 very far, so uh...eh)
Fellby: ((i probably won't
SickEevee OOC: ((i'm decently knowledgeable on HL))
Barchar: (half life 1 and opposing force, I've done l)
bloo: (( well I don't expect this to get very far
SickEevee OOC: ((don't know anything of the episodes tho))
bloo: (( which is why I want to run a beta test
Fanta: ((Guys I need to know
Fanta: ((Now that I have my vita working again
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Fanta: ((Do I buy senran kagura or arcana heart 3 love max
bloo: (( Beta test will start on 10/8/2016
Schyroton: ((what about a lambda test
bloo: (( no
bloo: (( a beta test
bloo: (( not a fucking lambda test, the hell you vaping
Schyroton: ((bruh
bloo: ((If the beta test doesn't start on 10/8
Schyroton: ((λ
bloo: ((i will let you, uh
bloo: (( slap me
bloo: (( yes, if the beta test does not start by 10/8 i will let you slap me
Schyroton: ((give me your address /s
Frisky: ((-slaps bloo-
SickEevee OOC: ((i would, but knowing you you'd probably like it if i slapped you.))
Barchar: (now these points of data make a beautiful line/and were out of beta were releasing on time)
bloo: (( two people in an arc
bloo: (( i have the record for smallest arc
Ant: (( Still bigger than the Chronos arc... ))
Ant: (( And it might actually make sense ))
Ant: (( and it's planned ))
bloo: (( i might even start earlier
Muffet: "For all I bloody know, just telling you to do things might be pushing you closer. I just..." she sighs.
SickEevee OOC: ((like i said, might be in it depending on how things go))
bloo: (( because I follow valve time
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Barchar: "I don't care. If you're in need, I will help you. Even if it means I'm getting fucked up."
Fellby: sighs, leaning on his wife. "You... you're sure?"
Frisky: ((What if PMD lasts til April 1st 2017
Frisky: ((And I'm like
Frisky: (("pmd is cancelled"
Frisky: ((Everyone rejoices
Frisky: ((I'm like))
Frisky: (("IT WAS A JOKE"
Barchar: "Yes."
Frisky: ((Everyone else is like "IT'S BORING AND REPETITIVE NOW"
Frisky: ((I'm like
Frisky: (("shhhhit"
: ((It just ends with everyone getting nuked
Barchar: (doubt it frisky)
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SickEevee OOC: ((swood, do you HAVE to reference hotline miami all the time?))
Penelope: sits on the couch looking around the bar
Barchar: "Look, even tranced up, I'm normal enough, right? I don't even need to be supervised or anything. So you know what? I don't care. I'm going to help you."
Schyroton: ((i like pmd you butt
Schyroton: is there.
Barchar: "I'm not telling you to go hog wild or anything, but don't be too afraid to do ANYTHING.
bloo: (( Half-Tale 2, coming sooner than 11 months
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Penelope: "How long was I asleep?"
: ((so 10.9 months
Frisky: ((Flame: i'm a vampire, I live off of ass and PMD and JAPANESE KARATE CE: im keemstar MV: this is gay
Drakon: "Sixteen hours"
bloo: ((me: i can aesthetic that
: ((me: yee haw
Ant: (( me: Guys whats going on? ))
SickEevee OOC: ((i'm keemstar?))
Ant: (( Ant: milk ))
Fellby: ((fellby: spider milk to precise
Penelope: "Oh. I must have been tired. But there's still plenty of time left in the day!"
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Drakon: "you'd be incredibly wrong"
Ant: (( Penelope: *WAITS PATIENTLY TO GO HOME* ))
Barchar: (why am I a vampire)
Frisky: ((spoder milk
bloo: (( I'm going to go play either hl2 or gran turismo
bloo: (( which one do I choose
Schyroton: ((hl
bloo: (( gran turismo it is
Frisky: ((Bloo: Friday Friday gotta get down on Friday
bloo: (( I don't get down on friday
Muffet: she nods. "Again. Try to stop me if I forget, or my impulses get the best of me or something."
SickEevee OOC: ((frisky, what are you doing?))
bloo: (( I get left on friday
SickEevee OOC: ((SUPER))
SickEevee OOC: ((HOT))
bloo: (( VERY
bloo: (( COLD
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Fellby: "Especially if she's got a passenger."
Ant: (( Mildy Lukewarm ))
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SickEevee OOC: ((quick, someone magic anon))
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Muffet: "Yeah, I'm going to be a bit...well, problematic with that. So. Watch for it."
Barchar: She nods.
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Order 66[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((...or not. ok))
Penelope: *she gets up and sees if grillby has anything that would be ok to drink*
Schyroton: is tugging at his hair.
Barchar: [Schyro, I'm fine. Calm down.]
Penelope: "Mister fireman do you have anything without alcohol?"
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Grillby: "I do."
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Grillby gives Penelope banana juice[/color]
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Penelope: "Oh! I...didn't know that was a thing! Thank you!"
Frisky: ((Have any of you ever pissed into a bottle because of Bear Grylls
Schyroton: [you know i forgot you could see the bar happnings]
Penelope: *She doesn't like it but she's thirsty and doesn't want to make the fireman feel bad*
Barchar: (uh, no)
Barchar: [Genuinely how]
: ((no
SickEevee OOC: ((no))
Grillby: -He gets that girl a soda.-
Fellby: ((you fool
Schyroton: [stress makes me only focus on the stress thing]
Penelope: "Oh thank you!"
: ((when i was 5 my parents locked my in my room for doing some stupid stuff and i pissed in the vents because i needed to pee.
: ((that pissed them off
Schyroton: ((wow
SickEevee OOC: ((wow))
Frisky: ((I'm gonna go to bed because i don't think I'm acting normally))
Frisky: ((gm
Ant: (( >pissed them off ))
Schyroton: ((okay
Frisky: ((gn*
SickEevee OOC: ((gn))
Schyroton: ((gn frisky
: gn
Ant: ((gn))
Ant: (( My sister used to break out of her room when she got locked in ))
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Ant: (( She broke out using a book ))
Schyroton: [anyway are you sure everythings okay?]
Barchar: [Oh. Uhm. Did I snap you out of that, then?]
Schyroton: [not fully]
Schyroton: [but mostly]
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Barchar: [Pretty sure. I probably wouldn't be feeling this annoyed if I was fucked up.]
Penelope: *She walks over to the jukebox* "Does this work?"
Scout: We are currently getting fucked
Schyroton: [is that because of me]
Scout: By a neko in power armor
Schyroton: Iii think.
Barchar: [No]
Barchar: [tell her that]
SickEevee OOC: ((excuse?))
Penelope: *She looks at the song list*
Barchar: [But also no its not your fault. This is just an annoying circumstance.]
Schyroton: [oh]
Penelope: *the only options are "what's new pussycat" and "it's not unusual"*
Barchar: Don't forget Billie jean
Penelope: "Oh...oh well"
Schyroton: Yyeah, the ssssongs aren't good.
Penelope: ** She sits back on the couch and drinks her soda
Schyroton: [okay]
Scout: He's juggling a can of Bonk! Atomic Punch, a cleaver, and a baseball.
Penelope: "Oh...no they're fine...I just don't think I need music right now."
Schyroton: [...are you seeing this]
Schyroton: ...Oh.
Barchar: [Yup]
Barchar: [He's obnoxious but he's got skill, I must admit]
Penelope: "Yeah. I'll just...uh"
Scout: The critacola is in there now
Scout: And an open bottle of milk, that isn't spilling.
Penelope: "I'll play tic tac toe in the snow!"
Penelope: "It's fun cause it rhymes!"
Gaster: -He rises-
Schyroton: ...Iii don't think you can ddddo that alone.
Penelope: "You're right!"
Penelope: *Sits back down*
Schyroton: [kinda waiting for one of those to explode due to pressure buildup]
Penelope: *Still seems in high spirits*
Gaster: -He's now watching the Scout.-
Fellby: ((i almost wrote the scoot
Barchar: [Hah, that'd be great]
Schyroton: ((scoot))
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Scout: He is now juggling three pistols.
Scout: The Winger, The Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol, nad the stock Pistol.
Schyroton: [are those loaded]
Scout: There is a giant ring of weaponry in a circle, being juggled.
Scout: No, they aren't loaded, Scout isn't the soldier.
Scout: He DOES practice some gun safety.
Barchar: [No]
Scout: Fun fact, when inspecting items
Schyroton: [good]
Scout: Soldier keeps his finger on the shotgun's trigger.
Scout: But scout and engie practice gun safety and have their finger free and to the side.
Barchar: (Oh, wow, that's nice attention to detail)
Barchar: (what about the pyro and heavy?)
Scout: Never really checked for Pyro
Scout: But Heavy is actually educated pretty well, so he's generally safe.
Scout: Plus, it's hard to accidently fire a minigun
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Scout: Shotgun, idk
Barchar: (That's what I meant, cause they all have the shotgun)
Scout: I just use this as evidence for 'Scout may be obnoxious but he's not a dumbass'
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SickEevee OOC: ((so i had a random idea (because i have random ideas alot) about a sci-fi parasite that like, killed the host, but... transferred their consciousness to the parasite or something? i dunno. i have really weird ideas.))
Schyroton: ((*not a total dumbass
Schyroton: ((thats cool
Gaster: ((i think i remember reading a book about that...
Scout: He is now juggling what looks like two more basballs.
SickEevee OOC: ((wait really?))
Scout: And a christmas ornament
Gaster: ((it was honestly not well executed but you could probably do it better
Schyroton: ...
Gaster: ((like
Barchar: [How the fuck]
Ant: (( Wait so...like the parasite and host switched brains or... ))
Scout: He's got this look on his face.
Scout: That is complete zen.
Gaster: ((it ended with an ominous message delivered b words with friends
Gaster: ((it was so stupid
Scout: Like a man focused entirely on the task at hand
Gaster: wonders if he could tip the scout
Schyroton: [i have four arms and i know how to juggle and hes better than me at this how the shit]
Scout: He'd totally accept the cash, put it in the Dillinger's Duffle Bag
Gaster: delivers the cash money with a floating hand.
SickEevee OOC: ((i guess the parasite would actually be mindless but have the sole purpose of taking the mind out of the body))
Scout: He starts to kinda, juggle the cash, it quickly balls up into a ball.
Barchar: [Don't interrupt him, for everyone's sake]
Scout: He would shake Gaster's hand, but that's dangerous when he's got a cleaver in there.
Schyroton: [i would if i was a dumbass]
SickEevee OOC: ((either to convert the host into whatever the parasite is/will become, or to simply get the mind out to store it elsewhere))
Ant: (( So it's not a bodysnatcher...it's like a mind...snatcher? ))
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SickEevee OOC: ((maybe?))
bloo: (( This is my current desktop wallpaper, as shown by my far left monitor
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bloo: (( http://i.imgur.com/UO5Y4Bi.png
Ant: (( Mine is a picture I took ))
Scout: Note that Scout does have a different 'loadout' a lot of the time
Scout: His current outfit is:
Scout: http://prntscr.com/cosi3y
Ant: (( What is that anyway? ))
bloo: (( Mine is the Citadel
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Barchar: looks entranced.
Muffet: "BARCHAR!"
Barchar: "WOAH WHST"
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Fellby: "Holy shit are you okay?"
SickEevee OOC: (([url=http://i.imgur.com/EtPMJUA.jpg]current wallpaper[/url]))
Fellby: "Oh, is it something cool?"
Barchar: She sighs. "The scout is juggling like ten things at once, I'm not fucking-God."
Muffet: "Sorry, sorry, just...got worried."
Schyroton: is recording this.
Ant: ((http://prntscr.com/cosilk))
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Ant: (( wait no http://prntscr.com/cosilk ))
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Barchar: "Schyro's recording. I'll show you later."
Ant: (( Oh fuck the image is huge I'm bad at screenshots ))
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Smolster: ( https://s12.postimg.org/vnp7wj6x9/Screen_Shot_2016_10_02_at_1_20_39_AM.png
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Scout: http://prntscr.com/cosj0u
Scout: Deskstop
Schyroton: ((and here we see a robin and her hoard
SickEevee OOC: ((cats, ahsgdg, ghjkj))
Ant: (( I made my wallpaper by just holding the camera button down and waving it at a car ))
Scout: *The cats from the Catastrophic Companions have made their way into the juggle*
Smolster: (i swear my folders are slightly organized)
Gaster: ((my plug dj tab just crashed
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Scout: Watsky broke you
Ant: (( I don't know why but I always hide the desktop icons and keep everything on the taskbara ))
bloo: (( My desktop
Ant: ((*taskbar))
bloo: (( wait
bloo: (( TASKBARA
Fellby: -He reaches over and rubs Muffet's shoulders.-
Gaster: ((TASK BARA
bloo: (( This is my desktop http://i.imgur.com/RPnBTdk.jpg
Schyroton: ((TASK BARA
Smolster: (task bara)
SickEevee OOC: ((task bara))
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Ant: (( yes ))
bloo: (( "task bara": the "kappa" of CaU
bloo: (( I think my desktop is relatively clean. Is my desktop clean?
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Fellby: -He also rubs his lower abdomen.-
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Ant: (( [s]Still has icons[/s] yes))
bloo: (( My phone homescreen has no icons on it
Barchar: looks annoyed
bloo: (( It doesn't even have a background. It's just black
Ant: (( That is the opposite of what I do. Mine is all icons and a horribly cropped wallpaper of spiderman ))
Ant: (( Horribly cropped meaning it's probably the picture that should be on my desktop ))
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: ((ok im gonna go to bed bow, gn
: yee haw
Ant: (( gn ))
Schyroton: ((gn yee haw
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SickEevee OOC: (([url=http://i.imgur.com/ulAtw1N.png]desktop[/url]))
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bloo: (( 2.77/10 on desktop clean scale
Ant: (( That amount of icons actually intimidates me ))
bloo: (( I have seventeen icons on my desktop
bloo: (( I have two monitors.
Ant: (( He just has ALL THE WINDOWS. ))
bloo: (( Two monitors makes everything look so much cleaner
Ant: (( My dad has two monitors but like, five applications launch at startup ))
Muffet: "...Barchar?"
bloo: (( I should make a hl2 live wallpaper pack
Barchar: looks over. "What."
Yazan: (flame
Muffet: has her arms open
Ant: (( I mean, he has enough RAM but I JUST. CAN'T. LOOK AT IT! ))
Barchar: "...Yeah. Sure." she accepts the hug
Barchar: (yaz)
bloo: (( i have 3 gigabytes of ram
Yazan: (I booted up ow and I have 11 lootboxes
Barchar: (damj)
Yazan: (why?
SickEevee OOC: ((i have 12 gb of ram))
bloo: (( i rarely ever have to use all three gigabytes
bloo: (( unless i'm playing a game or something
Ant: (( [sub]32[/sub] ))
Barchar: (cause you've leveled up a bunch? Idk)
SickEevee OOC: ((and apparently i'm going to get the max ammount of ram possible when i go upgrade my computer?))
bloo: (( my dad's workstation has like, 16?
SickEevee OOC: ((i dunno. it wasn't my decision))
Muffet: she sighs. "I still love you, mignonne. I'm not going to let this ruin us, or anything."
Yazan: (been a but since I played though
Barchar: Nods, breaking off.
bloo: (( this is a light utility laptop
Gaster: smiles happily.
SickEevee OOC: ((oh yeah. that's how much i'm apparently gonna get))
SickEevee OOC: ((64))
SickEevee OOC: ((iirc))
bloo: (( Over 16 gigabytes of ram is overkill
SickEevee OOC: ((how can i download more ram?))
SickEevee OOC: s
bloo: (( All of my computers combined have like
bloo: (( 10
Schyroton: sends the recordings of the juggling thing to Fellby, Muffet, BC, and MTT.
bloo: (( For two years I had to work with 0.5 gb
Schyroton: ((i have 12.5 on my ipad
bloo: (( Two whole years
Fellby: -He answers his. [dude he's got talent]
bloo: (( I had to work with half a gig of ram
Schyroton: [i know]
Ant: (( How ))
Schyroton: [i cant even do this]
Muffet: [Holy shit]
bloo: (( I don't know. It was a Windows XP fossil from 2001
Fanta: ((I didn't even intend for this to be a hard fight
Fanta: ((But it's been 2.5 hours
bloo: (( 13 megabytes of VRAM
Schyroton: [i honestly am both amazed and upset by this]
Barchar: [I'd joke about comparing this to muffet on open mic night but that's suddenly feeling like a touchy subject]
Scout: ((That's cause Onimus is AWOL
Scout: ((And we've got the INF ability of a fucking dead caty
bloo: (( So 3 gb is like fucking NASA to me
Schyroton: [i didnt see her performance either way so]
bloo: (( 32? fucking extraterrestrial shit
Barchar: [Probably for the best]
Muffet: [Good for most. Not so much for you]
Schyroton: [i left when fellby got on because i knew what was going to happen]
Fellby: [sorry]
Schyroton: [its fine]
Schyroton: [i just wasnt able to handle that]
Schyroton: [id imagine it was nice, just not for me]
Scout: He's
Scout: Still at it
Ant: (( There was a kid at my old school who just carried RAM around in his pockets ))
Barchar: She sighs. "...guess I probably shouldn't see that, either. There goes my two relaxation...tools. I guess."
bloo: (( I have two extra ram sticks
bloo: (( I can take a picture of my setup
Muffet: frowns. "...It's okay, mignon e. I'm sure soon enough this will pass, and we'll be fine again."
Fellby: "Want me to sing to you?"
Ant: (( Like he just had extra RAM that he bought with money he made from random survey sites and from selling LSD ))
SickEevee OOC: ((wait what))
Barchar: "...Heh. Maybe later. Not now."
Barchar: "I appreciate the offer, though. A lot."
Ant: (( His life goals were getting a business degree so he could manage a mcdonald's ))
bloo: (( Sounds like something my cousin would do
Fellby: -He rubs his lower abdomen.-
Ant: (( He also liked to refer to himself as Steve Jobs ))
Gaster: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bgjM7UAF04
Scout: I'd like to announce
Scout: That Coco is a bitch
Scout: That took three hours to beat
Ant: (( Now instead of stoners, my new school just gets a lot of threats. Like a lot. ))
bloo: (( picture of my setup: http://i.imgur.com/78ui5Or.jpg
bloo: (( there are a total of three keyboards on my desk
Barchar: she sighs. "...Im...uh...gonna go to Jager."
Muffet: starts to protest, but nods. "That's probably for the best. See you in the morning."
Fellby: -He nods.-
Barchar: gets up, heading back downstairs
Ant: (( Why do you need three? ))
Muffet: "...Fuck..."
bloo: (( One keyboard is not enough
Ant: (( Well I know one's the laptop but...the other one ))
Fellby: "I believe that's an appropriate word."
bloo: (( The other one is for an entirely separate computer
bloo: (( I don't even use it
Muffet: "I...so, so hope she doesn't hate me, now. Or get...scared of me."
bloo: (( I just use the keyboard as a stand for that balisong
Schyroton: has resumed pulling at his hair. He can't help but worry; what if something went wrong?
Fellby: "If you think her opinion of you would change that easily, you must not trust her that much."
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Scout: *Abruptly, the jugglign stops.*
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Scout: *The cleaver impacts something*
bloo: (( >asterisks
Scout: *And by that I mean it kills an invisible frenchman that walked too close to Scout*
Scout: Shit
Scout: Not Discord
Scout: Right
Gaster: "Oh!"
Schyroton: ...Hhholy shshit.
Scout: And then everything else slams into the man
Scout: The blue-suited spy is so fucking dead.
Scout: "..."
Scout: "Awesome."
Muffet: She looks down, shuddering. "No, no, it's just...i mean, this isn't a small thing. I almost bloody enthralled her. And she's suddenly feeling rather...bitter."
bloo: (( I'm going to play hl2
Muffet: She bites her lip. "I-i don't know."
bloo: (( and probably go the fuck to sleep
Fellby: -He kisses her on both cheeks. "Shh, shh. Baby, it's gonna turn out fine."-
Scout: "..." He kinda, stares at the frenchman.
Gaster: "Good thing Muffet's not here, huh?"
Ant: (( http://i.imgur.com/z5rE3Cv.jpg ))
Muffet: She sighs, hugging him and nodding. "...I think I need to nap."
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Scout: And in exactly one and a hald seconds, grabs the Pretty Boy's Pocket Pistol on the floor, and points it to the thin air at his left.
Muffet: "Or just. Sleep. It's late. Or early. Whatever."
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Muffet: "Point is I'm bloody tired."
Scout: "Freakin' dead ringer spies, I miss when they just turned invisible." It's reloaded in exactly another half second, and there is now another dead frenchman.
bloo: (( I imagine Horse having the voice of runforthecube
Schyroton: ...Yyyeah.
Schyroton: ............
Fellby: "We could both use our rest, dear."
Fellby: "Especially with..." he yawns. "Our kids..."
Scout: "...Am I gonna get charged for this?" He gestures to the spy.
Grillby: -He shakes his head.-
Muffet: "Yeah."
Scout: "Cool." He picks up all the shit he was juggling, putting it back wherever he conjures it up from.
Schyroton: has been tugging at his hair for a while now.
Muffet: She closes her eyes, holding him close
Barchar: [Schyro. I'm fine. Calm down. You'll rip your hair out.]
Fellby: -He slowly lays on his back, snuggling his wife close.
Ant: (( I need food but the kitchen is right next to my mom's room and I think she's asleep... ))
Schyroton: [its not like it matters too much if i rip out some]
Schyroton: [and im just worried about both of you]
Barchar: [It'll hurt. The last thing I need right now is for you to hurt. Look, I'm right here, totally unenthralled.]
Scout: "Yo, pally." He gestures to Schyro.
Scout: "You're hair's curly as hell, I know a stylist."
Barchar: [You can come and bloody check on me if you want]
Scout: "His name's Bill Burr."
Schyroton: [it wont hurt]
Schyroton: ...
Scout: "You should check him out, if you've got hair after your freakin' panic attack."
Schyroton: He stops tugging at his hair. "Ththanks forthhhhhe offer, but no."
Schyroton: gets up and leaves to GASTON, but stops. [are they even awake i dont want to bother them]
Fellby: -He's awake.-
Scout: He rips off his hat, showing his hair http://prntscr.com/cosq7o
Barchar: [Dunno. I'll look out for you.]
Scout: "Pretty go-yep he's gone."
Schyroton: goes over, hesitantly.
Barchar: opens the door as he approaches
Schyroton: reaches the house, tryingbto make sure her eyes are okay.
Fellby: -He hears someone enter the house.-
Barchar: still slightly tinted. Otherwise fine.
Schyroton: less than before?
Barchar: "Hey. Honestly didn't actually expect you to check, though I probably should've."
Ant: (( I'm gonna sleep ))
Barchar: exact same
Schyroton: ((gn
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Schyroton: Iiii had to.
Schyroton: Yyyyyou're my frfriend.
Schyroton: I hhhhhhad to make susure you were okayy.
Barchar: She nods, smiling sadly. She clears her throat. "Anyway..." she steps out, closing the door behind her and sitting on the ground. "I'm fine. Eyes are probably still tinted, but again, not a thrall."
Schyroton: Gggood.
Schyroton: Ththank god.
bloo: (( Half-Tale is going to be a very difficult arc to translate from the actual game
Fellby: sits up and looks out the window.
Schyroton: sits down in front of her.
bloo: (( This is a rough draft of what there might be to come http://i.imgur.com/FT42S0D.png
Schyroton: ((ooo
Barchar: "Look, I understand this is probably scary for you. Honestly, I'm scared still, too."
Schyroton: nods.
Fellby: -Okay, cool, it's just Schyro. He could probably head downstairs and grab the spray cheese.-
Barchar: "But trust me. I may be a bit...self-minimizing at times, but I know when something is wrong."
Fellby: happily does so.
bloo: (( Then there's BBCode formatting and a battle system
Schyroton: Y-yyea-- what thhhhhe fuck is that nnnnoise.
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Schyroton: ((yo
Keithton: ((Heya.))
bloo: (( e3 footage of half-tale http://i.imgur.com/i8oDuUz.png
Barchar: "...sounds like spray cheese."
Schyroton: ...Ththat sounnnds gross.
bloo: (( So here's a problem
Fellby: "..."
bloo: (( Adapting G-Man's intro speech to a group of people
bloo: (( it's not like he would say "rise and shine, everyone"
Fellby: is sitting here with a half-empty can of spray cheese. The other half is in him.
Barchar: "Probably Muff'. Weird pregnant cravings."
Fellby: -There comes a time in a man's life where he must make a decision.-
Schyroton: Nnno, the connnncept of spspraying cheese.
Barchar: "Don't let her know I said this, but uh...she's having twins. So. She's gonna be pretty whacky for a bit."
bloo: (( What would he say? "rise and shine" as is
Barchar: "Wait whst"
Barchar: "You've never...you've never seen spray cheese?"
Fellby: -In this case, he must decide to take the spray cheese upstairs with him to bed or not.-
Barchar: "The aerosol cans?"
Schyroton: Iit just... nno.
Schyroton: It sosounds like it wwwwould look shitty annnnd taste worse,
Schyroton: Iit isn't like I do annnnnnnny of the shshopping in the houuse.
Fellby: "...."
Schyroton: We all know I'd do nnnnothing but raraid the sweets sssssssssssection.
Fellby: -He's been indirectly shamed for his food choices.-
Schyroton: it's like kinkshaming but with food
bloo: foodshaming? tasteshaming?
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Fellby: ((fellby: i've been foodshamed in my own home
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Schyroton: ((technically schyroe outside but pretty much
Schyroton: ((*schyros
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Scout: Slar
Scout: Has explained
bloo: (( schyroe
Scout: RPG physics in Reverie
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Fanta: The rpg is a critical part of the plot
Fellby: stays in the kitchen for a moment, wondering if they're going to say anymore. Silently, he thanks Barchar for covering for him.
Barchar: silently says 'your welcome'
Fellby: -He makes a mental note to buy her something nice.-
bloo: (( here's a uh
bloo: (( http://i.imgur.com/RfBxJaN.png
bloo: (( colors
Barchar: "Eh. True."
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Barchar: "You'd be the kid going 'oh, can we get this' but without his parents to tell him no."
Schyroton: Hhah.
Fellby: heads back upstairs with the cheese.
Schyroton: No, you're aaaabsolutely riright.
Schyroton: ((thats me as fuck
Barchar: "Anyway..."
Fanta: picks up colt, heading out to the main room
Schyroton: On tttopic.
Barchar: "Uh, hey, seriously, thanks for coming out to check on me."
Scout: "..."
Barchar: "Like, that makes me feel...good."
Schyroton: Of cccourse.
Colton: "Hi."
Schyroton: You're my frfriend, helll, my best frfriend. I hhhhad to make sure you were okayyyyyy.
bloo: (( a feature of my arc:
Fanta: "Howdy"
bloo: (( messages and notifications are colorcoded depending on what they are supposed to mean
Barchar: She smiles wide at that.
Barchar: "That's...thank you."
Schyroton: smiles back.
Barchar: She looks up. "Like...holy shit."
bloo: (( i will add an item called the height modifier /s
Barchar: "I didn't think I'd really be anyone's 'best friend'. I mean, I used to, but we've established how fake that was."
Schyroton: Yyeah.
Barchar: "And to know that you think of me that way...feels good man."
Fellby: is now trying to consume spray cheese without waking up his wife.
Schyroton: Honestllly, I didnnn't think I could trtrust anyone ennnough to call ththat.
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bloo: (( okay so
bloo: (( I need input
bloo: (( does this look like a clusterfuck of text? http://i.imgur.com/aJ101sP.png
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Barchar: (nah)
Schyroton: ((looks slick
Barchar: "I kinda thought fellbz was that for you."
Fellby: resorts to sucking directly from the can, as quietly as possible.
Drakon: [fellby you are falling towards rock bottom by doing this]
Smolster: (he succ)
Drakon: [surveillance bot]
Drakon: [I swear I'm not in your bedroom]
Drakon: [I'm watching 800 other people sleep, come on]
Fellby: [stop please]
Drakon: [I can't]
Fellby: -Great. Now he's not gonna sleep at all.-
Drakon: [I mean, I can lower your priority on my list so I watch you less]
Schyroton: Nno, I trtrust him a llot, but we donnn't have ththe same bond of emotttttttional turmoil ththat eats awaway at ourr very beiings.
Fellby: [please do]
Drakon: [let me just slide you down a few places]
Fellby: rubs his lower abdomen. God, that's a weird bloaty feeling.
Drakon: [Is sixteen hours a day okay? And like, now until morning are the hours I don't watch you?]
Fellby: [... fine]
Drakon: [...eight hours? I can do eight hours.]
Fellby: [that's better]
Drakon: [we have a deal]
Literally Satan: [I found a dead tortoise in my television]
Drakon: [i can be in your bedroom if you want, you know]
Fellby: [not right now please]
Drakon: [i could even get you another can of spray trash]
Drakon: [cheese**]
Fellby: [no i'm not wearing a shirt rn]
Fanta: [Why does every chat become a group chat]
Drakon: [fine]
Fanta: [My phone just]
Fanta: [Blew up]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Fellby: pauses, then scrolls through the chat to see if he left any indication that he's with child.
Drakon: [I don't think I sent this directly to fellby]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Fellby: [sorry fanta]
Barchar: She laughs. "Ohhh, it's funny because it's sad and true and we're trying to deflect depression with comedy."
Drakon: [Is anyone at timeline 24601]
Drakon: [Because this is a great place to stay]
Schyroton: Yyep.
bloo: (( I'm listening to ambient rain sounds what the fuck is my life
Blake: <"L, do not become Jaiden Smith. Unless I is Jaiden Smith. Hmm...">
??: [i prefer 90210]
Schyroton: But ssseriously, that's ththe reason we clllick, probablyy.
??: [also who is this]
Drakon: [drakon]
Drakon: [the surveillance bot who has your back]
??: [ok]
Halla: <"Huh?">
Halla: <"I fell asleep for a second.">
Fellby: -He eventually falls asleep, the cheese can hanging from the coner of his mouth.-
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Fanta: ((LCK: 13
Fanta: ((LCK: 13
Fanta: ((LCK: 13
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Barchar: "Probably."
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Scout: ((HUE
Fellby: ((you know usually 13 is seen as an unlucky number
Scout: (('ANY STAT BY TEN'
Scout: ((Miyu rolles a testing machine
Barchar: "We have different pasts, but I guess we came out of it pretty similarly."
Scout: ((That can raise or lower stats
Scout: ((By up to 10
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Schyroton: Yyeah.
Scout: ((And she got +7 Luck, which is literally the best stat that could've gotten rolled
Blazed Flame: <"I do not believe I is who I think I normally am">
Barchar: "Also, you sent me that jellyfish picture, so you probably like water. So that's fucking cool."
Fanta: ((B. YOUR CHANCE OF ROLLING LUCK WAS 1/7 after 50/50
Fanta: ((SO 1/17
Fanta: ((*14
Blake: <"WHAT">
Scout: ((Watsky bitch
[L]: [color=red]<...>[/color]
Schyroton: Yyeah, I do.
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]would anybody like to do something[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]for half-tale[/color]
Barchar: "So hey, we both like water."
Fanta: ((SO 1/28
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Barchar: (will being on mobile be an issue)
Schyroton: ((not right now bloo, sry
Schyroton: Yyeah!
Fellby: ((i'm going to bed
bloo: (( well if mobile affects your ability to read text and type, yes
bloo: (( gn
Schyroton: ((gn chime
Schyroton: grins.
Schyroton: ...
Schyroton: Yyou know.
Schyroton: Now ththat I think abouuut it.
Miyu: Sitting here in the sunshine, this place is not mine, and all is not fine
Barchar: (then sure)
bloo: (( https://msparp.com/ht2_c1a0
Schyroton: That's sosomething Fellllby and I can't rereally connect on.
Barchar: "Heh. Guess not."
bloo: (( this will take eight minutes of your time
Schyroton: ((ok then
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Fanta: ((Yay
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Barchar: "Not gonna convince him to go to an aquarium or anything. He'd be on edge the entire time. C
Barchar: "That's be like a bloody haunted house."
Schyroton: Yyeah, it's liiike if I wawalked into a rrroom full of EMPs or innnto an adulllt store.
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Barchar: "Or if I walked into a...i dunno...michael Jackson concert."
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Fanta: is asleep, she's rested on colton
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Schyroton: Hheh.
Miyu: [Guys]
Miyu: [I just flipped a coin six times]
Miyu: [ANd got heads six times in a row]
Barchar: [Holy shit]
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Barchar: [That's a 0.78125 chance]
Miyu: [I'm a luck god]
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Miyu: [I'm finding four leaf clovers and shit]
Schyroton: [miyu how the shit]
Fanta: ((Balrog won't just do the thing
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Scout: Clipboards
Scout: Cancer(Other): Deals 1/8 HP per turn, but ATK, S ATK, and INF are x1.25(1.5 for Loni)
Fanta: ((Punch the guy, piss on his sandwich, burn his tax return, buy 20 copies of no man's sky with his money, and carve out the unborn fetus from his girlfriend's womb?
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Schyroton: (( http://schyroton.tumblr.com/ask
SickEevee OOC: ((in my backyard in my old house i had hundreds of 4 leafed clovers. just thought that was interesting and somewhat relevant))
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bloo: (( HλLF-TALE²: This is the melee test portion of your (HALF-TALE 2) combat examination test.
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Barchar: (same as last time)
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Fanta: ((That's another of the 'definitely getting into the real game' bits
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Barchar: "Or an exorcism."
Fanta: "huh?"
Colton: "What?"
Scout: "Who?"
Colton: "When?"
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Schyroton: Yyeah.
Schyroton: No, bothhh of us into an exorcismmm.
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bloo: [color=#ff00ff]thank you for your time[/color]
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Schyroton: ((i liked that
Barchar: "Oh, yeah."
Barchar: "Fair point."
Schyroton: ............Ii'm so happy ththat you're okay.
Scout: "Where?"
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]Guys[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]This spicy meme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y82jDHRrswc[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((when i did the fitnessgram pacer test i had a female announcer rather than a male one))
Barchar: "I am."
Colton: "Why?"
Schyroton: sort of subtly opens his arms, though to those that don't know him, it'd appear he was just adjusting his arms.
Scout: "How?"
Fanta: pats his head
Barchar: she recognizes the signs of the platonic friendship hug and accepts
Schyroton: hugs Barchar close.
Scout: "..." He goes back to throwing his ball against the wall.
Schyroton: whirrs a tiny bit. Dork.
Colton: "Why did we do that"
Scout: "I dunno, cause we're freakin' awesome?"
Schyroton: ...Dddo you wawant to ggo back to the barr?
Fanta: purrs, falling asleep again
Barchar: somewhere, in a deep recess of her mind she often has to tell to shut up, she kind of wishes it was a much less platonic friendship hug. But, well, she does as usual. "Eh...yyyeah, sure."
Schyroton: unhugs. barchar please
Barchar: she hops up. "Anyway, all in all, summed up, tinted irises or no I'm your regular, fucked up ghost girl."
Schyroton: Admittedly, if Barchar were a guy or if Schyro weren't strictly homoromantic, he'd see them working as a couple,
Barchar: "I'm just your regular fucked up ghost girl, plus one headache."
Schyroton: Alrright.
Schyroton: Jjjjust please ststay safe. I don't wawant you hurt.
Barchar: "I'll be fine, Schyro. We'll be careful."
Schyroton: Alriight.
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Schyroton: Ii'm goioing to go chhhhharge, and prractice a bit fofor Fridayy.
Schyroton: I'l ssssee you.
bloo: (( official date: october 9
Barchar: She nods. "See you, Schyro."
Schyroton: ((nice
Barchar: she heads off to the bar
Schyroton: goes to bed gn all
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Scout: I'm never RPing with the Komaeda RPer ever again
Scout: He just RPed someone pissing all over Miyu's room
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]I don't like him at all[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]Was it fucking Bromaeda[/color]
Scout: Komaeda
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]Did you get justice for this[/color]
Barchar: I'm sorry what
Barchar: How literal are you being here
Fanta: ((there's 3d porn on e621 with better quality animation than ztd
Scout: He went in there
Scout: And pissed
Scout: On Miyu's bed
Barchar: Entirely
Barchar: What the Fuck
Barchar: Why
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]I'm going to march the fuck over to Discord[/color]
Scout: It's on ZS
Barchar: But why
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]I know, I saw[/color]
bloo: (( I just outright said
bloo: (( "I swear this group pisses me off most of the time"
bloo: (( and left
bloo: (( Actually, no, I want to see what they say
bloo: (( ugh
bloo: (( i'm not going to touch ZS with a ten-foot crowbar for a while
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Yazan: (test
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Yazan: still up flame?
Barchar: Yup
Yazan: why?
Yazan: itz like 3 am
Barchar: Iunno
Barchar: Bad life choices
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bloo: [color=#ff00ff]i have nothing to do tomorrow so[/color]
Yazan: do you guys rp on other sites?
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bloo: [color=#ff00ff]used to[/color]
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Smash: (( fuckin'... Damn it... I do not speak for their actions, that was beyond unnecessary... And honestly, I don't blame you, it can be real fuckin' cringe at times
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Yazan: moring
Yazan: and What was that about?
Smash: (( the uh... step too far in ZS
Yazan: ((whats ZS?
Smash: (( you kinda don't wanna know, and... fairly fine too know?
Yazan: okay
Smash: (( leaning more towards, I wouldn't bother If i were you
Smash: (( gets alot of drama honestly
Yazan: ((I dont have the time to do another RP
Yazan: ((I'm barely here enough
Smash: (( that's respectable
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Yazan: hey
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]'Eu[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]'Ey*[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Damnit, phone[/color]
Yazan: question
Frisky: [color=#ffffff][sub]why did i just fucking hit my phone because of making a spelling mistake[/sub][/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Mm?[/color]
Yazan: interested in the dating sim at all?
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Of course[/color]
Yazan: what character would you use
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]My new one[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]That I haven't fucking[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Revealed yet[/color]
Yazan: okay then
Yazan: getting thinks prepped for it
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Mhm[/color]
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: yee haw
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Barchar: (hey yaz)
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Yazan: hey
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Scout: ((Oh
Scout: ((Joy
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: yee haw
Fanta: ((It's gonna be ut themed, don't question it
Scout: Wonderful
Scout: Can I check the microwave for my unicorn
Fanta: ((Yes
Scout: giv da corn
Fanta: ((You got a unicorn
Fanta: ((It flies gently by, handing you some heroin
Scout: k
Fanta: ((Heroin: Gives you 3 extra moves to work with for one turn
Fanta: ((Only one per turn
Scout: I'm sorry what
Scout: THat's
Scout: Broken as fuck
Fanta: ((Nah, you use it and you get extra turns
Fanta: ((Like bp
Fanta: ((For instance, if balrog used it in one turn, he could move 3 more times after that same turn
Scout: So it gives you three attacks for that turn
Scout: Or three actions etc
Fanta: ((Yeah
Scout: Nice
Fanta: ((It's a use item
Yazan: hey I wrote up some stuff for the datesim
Yazan: who do you plan on using?
Shoe: Best girl of course
Miyu: Yo
Yazan: one thing Im planning i pretty much stripping all characters of thier powers
Yazan: is*
Yazan: and making the sim like an on call for the rpers
Yazan: you just come in when youre needed
Yazan: well Ill share more detail tmw. its late
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Barchar: (wait, he's getting rid of all the powers? I...question that decision)
Barchar: \
Fanta: ((That'd knock some of the fun off characters
Barchar: (Yeah, I mean, most of the characters are just...they wouldn't at all be the same or even really similar without their powers)
Fanta: ((Shoe's is so fuckin specific I'd never use it, but stuff like barcrab and gaster
Barchar: (Like, Barchar without her powers would just be some random-ass chara with less memories)
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Scout: ((I can live without Miyu getting to use dank spark
Scout: ((But thats a little strict
Fellby: ((whoa hey am i no longer glitched
Barchar: (nope)
Fellby: ((sweet
Fanta: ((I'm giving the puzzle to mv and melee instead
Fanta: ((Because it makes more sense in their segment
Scout: ((Alrighty
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bloo: (( I made this http://i.imgur.com/YxdqMgp.png
bloo: (( Before I realized the fucking "a" in "tale" shouldn't be a lambda
Fellby: ((congrats, you're the only one here to make graphics for your arc
Fellby: ((aside from slarv, i think
bloo: (( Well I had the idea of making a short film
Fellby: (((although slarv's is gonna be a game)
Barchar: (it's not that it's GONNA be a game)
Barchar: (It's that is IS her game)
bloo: (( https://www.tumblr.com/tagged/halftale
Barchar: (afaik reverie has been her brainchild for a while before it ever showed up here. I might be wrong)
bloo: (( I can see half-tale being a game
bloo: (( does the "tale" in the image I posted look slightly offcenter?
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Fellby: ((nor ewLLY?
Fanta: ((Ye
Fanta: ((5 years
Fellby: ((gdi i pulled another dloqwy
bloo: (( All the times I tried to make games
Fellby: ((i meant to say "not really"
bloo: (( I realize I don't have all of the skills to make a game
Barchar: (All I'm good at is writing)
bloo: (( so i just go "rip" and abandon it
Barchar: (And really I'm not great with description as much as dialogue)
bloo: (( I suck with description
Barchar: (I can make characters, it's settings I'm shit with)
bloo: (( http://i.imgur.com/lyPMCbb.png
Fanta: ((Fuck it may be longer
bloo: (( http://i.imgur.com/4cYv7L5.png
bloo: (( i see no difference
Fanta: ((I've been working on rev since..
Fanta: ((Well, the first concept waaaaas 8 years ago
bloo: (( I wonder if I should post this film to /r/undertale discord
Barchar: (damn)
Barchar: (I don't think any of my ideas have ever lasted that long)
Barchar: (I mean, I guess that only means so mch considering but)
bloo: (( I always write down my ideas
Fanta: ((It was different as shit
bloo: (( And I never revisit them
Fanta: ((Surprisingly, the map has stayed nearly the exact same
Fanta: ((But the story got almost a complete overhaul
Fanta: ((http://i.imgur.com/dIrey6i.gifv
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Barchar: (i guess any idea that lasts that long is gonna get alteread heavily)
Fellby: ((that reminds me of one of the birth stories i read on some mommy forum
Fellby: ((apparently there's this new "hypnobirth" thing
bloo: (( why
Fellby: ((where your husband or whoever hypnotizes you to feel no pain and oh my god
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Fellby: ((it was the fattest load of bullshit, let me tell you
Fanta: ((That would be fuckin dangerous
Fellby: ((she said her entire labor process took ten minutes
Fanta: ((Bullshit
Fellby: ((labor does not last that long
Fellby: ((i know my mom took 12 freaking hours to give birth to me, and i was induced
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Barchar: (what the hell)
Fellby: ((yeah labor's usually an all-day event
Barchar: (Fucking people)
Barchar: (how do they think hypnosis works? Because I'm pretty goddamn sure it's not like that)
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Barchar: (You can't just use it to turn shit off like that)
Fellby: ((there's a reason why epidurals are a thing
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bloo: (( /r/undertale roleplays birth
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Barchar: (Needless to say the closest thing I'm gonna do is just have muffet MIA for a day when it happens)
Fellby: ((yup
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Scout: Unlocked It Lives
Barchar: (I...forget what the difference between it lives and mom's heart is)
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Barchar: (if there even is one other than giving you the option to go to sheol or cathedral every time)
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Scout: I've got pyromaniac
Scout: So I don't think Satan can actually hurt me in his final form
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Barchar: (Nope, though you can take contact damage from the leeches)
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Fellby: ((hm
Fellby: ((i should draw
Fellby: (([i]but what[/i]
Barchar: (iunno)
Barchar: (is there anything you've got in progress that you actually still want to finish? 'cause i mean that's always an option probably. Of course I still have shit to write that I haven't that I want to but never do so eh)
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bloo: (( i can't find this one ambient file
bloo: (( oh I just found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afup1rayMiA
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Smolster: (oh i fell asleep without exiting the chat)
Smolster: (hm
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Barchar: (mornin jal)
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Fanta: ((Ar nosurge is good
Barchar: (I'm watching a 30 minute video of nutshack, except that every 'nutshack' is replaced with a random meme song. Why is this what I do with my life)
Fanta: ((It's making me hungry
Fanta: (("Stuffed hamburger"
Smolster: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVV34E061A4
Fellby: ((looking at pics of incubi for reference when suddenly: http://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/hostedimages/1380358760i/709918._SX540_.jpg
Barchar: (Rude zim)
bloo: (( shhhit
Barchar: (What'd the unborn child do to you)
Barchar: (I mean jeez)
bloo: (( Flash just crashed
bloo: (( Lost half of my progress on this film
Fanta: (("When this juicy hamburger is cut, piping hot curry flows out and mixes with the burger. The spice from the curry goes well with the flavor of the burger, making it a difficult dish to stop eating."
Fanta: ((Hhhhhh
bloo: (( ew
Barchar: (How is that ew)
Barchar: (I don't even LIKE spicy foods and that's making me hungry)
bloo: (( no, ew as in this fucking image
Barchar: (oh)
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bloo: (( >when you have a hangnail
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Fanta: ((This game just
Fanta: ((Describes food in extreme detail
Fanta: (("Terolcake"
Scout: Slar
Fanta: ((Terol looks like a red peach, fyi. "A cake using a large amount of terol fruit. After cutting a thick sponge cake into 3 layers, sliced terol fruit is placed inbetween them. Then the entire cake is covered in cream, and finally uncut terol fruit is placed on top"
Scout: DD's calling you in Rev
Fanta: ((Im out rn
Fanta: ((You can ask it here
Fanta: ((Idc if you talk about a tile puzzle
Scout: http://prntscr.com/coywe8
Fanta: ((I think that's good so far
Fanta: ((Definitely the lower bit
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Barchar: (Smol sent Barchar an ask consisting of only "Hello!!")
Barchar: (this amuses me)
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Smolster: (:3c
Fellby: ((hello
Fellby: ((it's me
Barchar: ("Hello!!" "Hey")
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Fellby: ((oh yeah a mettaton porn blog liked the ask fellby got about mettaton's dick
Smolster: (omg
Blazed Flame: [color=red][[ [/color]Slar I have the solution on discord [color=red]]][/color]
Barchar: (*thumbs up*)
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Fanta: ((Noice
Scout: [url=http://prntscr.com/coz8lk]He's in the bar now.[/url]
Fanta: ((Heading back home now
Fanta: ((I may be able to do mv's segment tonight too
Fellby: ((why do all indie bands sound the same
Barchar: She glances at scout.
Scout: He looks back.
Scout: "Like whatcha see?" He says, smirking behind the Bolt Boy.
Fellby: ((a lot of indie songs have similar progression too
Scout: The Delinguents Down Vest, the Digit Divulgers, and the Bolt Boy.
Scout: Also known as the CRAWLIIING IN MY SKIIIN set for scout.
Scout: Atleast it's not painted black.
Scout: He swigs his soda, nodding. "I don't blame ya, i'm just that awesome."
Fellby: ((oh god finally some bon iver
Barchar: "I think you look like you walked out of a hot topic after drinking some weird tasting water.
Scout: "..."
Scout: "Spy said it would get all the ladies." He leans back.
Scout: https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Horrific_Head_of_Hare
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Smolster: (hi frisky!!)
Frisky: (('eyyy
Barchar: "Spy is a dick."
Smolster: (i mistyped and put tildes instead of exclamation points for a second why this
Frisky: ((why
Scout: "Yeah, 's why he's got all the tux's and crap."
Scout: "Only dicks wear tuxes."
Scout: Scout you own a Tuxxy
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Laharl puts a dick-shaped tux on his penis[/color]
bloo: (( jal why
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"I'll get all the ladies that way"[/color]
Smolster: (it was accidental
bloo: (( "I'll get all the ladies that way" -Frisky 2016
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]That was what Laharl would say[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Not me[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]-Laharl, Never*[/color]
bloo: (( no
Scout: ((Frisky.
Scout: ((Thin ice.
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]That's why I said never because I know you would never say that nor do that[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]but still[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Because you're not interested in that type of stuff[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]And that's fine[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]All I'm wondering is why the ice hasn't broken and how I haven't drowned in the icy cold yet[/color]
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Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Shit[/color]
Barchar: "That's not an entirely inaccurate statement."
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]I stg if I got Laharl to leave I will legit feel bad[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Anyways[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]How's life[/color]
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Frisky: [color=#ffffff].. Uh, looks like noone's responding to that, alright, another question[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]How has everyone's day been?[/color]
Barchar: Eh
Smolster: (pretty good
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]That's okay I guess[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]My day has been.. fine, I guess[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]I said I guess twice in a row[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Darnit[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Also, hey Slarv[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]If you're watching[/color]
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Frisky: [color=#ffffff]oh[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Anyway[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]I'm just[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Chilling rn[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]In a car[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Because why not[/color]
Barchar: cars are an acceptable place to chill
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]i'm sitting outside[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]with a skateboard[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Bloo: complementating on memes[/color]
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bloo: [color=#ff00ff]why would you even[/color]
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Frisky: [color=#ffffff]FML[/color]
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Smolster: (um
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Miyu: [Guys I'm finding change on the sidewalk everywhere]
Miyu: [I'm really fucking lucky]
Miyu: [My skin is clearing, my crops are flourishing]
Barchar: [Nice]
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Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Hello[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Wow, gj[/color]
Fellby: [you know, kid, i was worried about leaving you on your own but you seem pretty fine
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]oh for some reason i didn't register the parentheses[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]brackets*[/color]
Fanta: ((balrog and prin are about to fight the hardest boss yet
Muffet: [She was one of the few things that WASN'T utterly awful from that dimension]
Scout: A prinny with Muffet's moveset
Scout: And Balrog
Scout: Are about to punch a dog
Barchar: Why
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bloo: http://i.imgur.com/qXcMVrY.png
bloo: http://i.imgur.com/VyRQH7S.png
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]i'm not sure if this calls for text boxes or voice acting[/color]
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Scout: Two Flippered Succubus
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Scout: Is the best attack
Scout: name
Barchar: Pls
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]somebody make a speech sound effect[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]for an edgy gaster[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]So Underfell is becoming an actual game[/color]
Fanta: Crawling in my void
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]These voids they will not void[/color]
Fanta: These cracks they will not heal
Muffet: she'd get really annoyed if she learned that a goddamn penguin has her shit
Muffet: unless it's at least a girl penguin
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]I'm just going to make it a deformed sound file of the Linkin Park lead singer screaming[/color]
Muffet: she'd begrudgingly accept that
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]gj[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]My sister watches a fuckton of "undertale voice acting shorts"[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]I honestly hope she does not find this[/color]
Scout: Male penguin
Scout: Well
Scout: Prinny's don't have genitals
Scout: But they're also all male
Scout: So eh
bloo: http://i.imgur.com/7TuuM92.png
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]oh god[/color]
Fanta: did you just assume prin's gender
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]'Please read the channel description~'[/color]
bloo: http://i.imgur.com/NG5Ihqv.png
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]NO[/color]
bloo: http://i.imgur.com/zUP6oet.png
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]I'm just not clicking those any more[/color]
Scout: [url=http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=UWDRPVDTeuc#%E3%81%9D%E3%81%AEFLOWER%E3%81%AB%E3%81%8F%E3%81%A1%E3%81%A5%E3%81%91%E3%82%92]Do you have tongue[/url]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]I'm just not clicking anything any more[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]Tri[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]This is okay[/color]
bloo: http://i.imgur.com/uhumY8A.png
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]No[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]0% cringe[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]I swear[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]It's completely okay[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Okay but I swear[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]eh[/color]
Scout: Someone verify that mine is good
Fanta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkMNOlYcpHg what is this
Fanta: it's
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Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]the[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]meme[/color]
Fanta: giving rng
Fanta: so hard
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]...it is?[/color]
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HλLF-TALE²: tri you are alyx vance
HλLF-TALE²: because, like her, you are a bitch
Fellby: ((you know when laharl's link was grey i should have known what it was
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]cri[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]but.[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]I'm an amazing bitch.[/color]
HλLF-TALE²: that's what alyx vance is
Tri: http://i.imgur.com/WtjuICh.png
Barchar: and CE is dog
Barchar: becuase
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]dog is replaced with a robotic eevee[/color]
Barchar: And he's controlled by a tulpa
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: yee haw
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]flame is gordon freeman[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]i'm pretty sure half-tale is a "play as yourself" arc[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]would that be viable?[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb][url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ]https:/i.redd.it/i80ftguj63px.png[/url][/color]
Scout: This fucking dog
Scout: Has been getting hit
Scout: By the strongest things in the entire party damagewise
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]Tri, I know that link[/color]
Scout: And won't fucking die
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]Don't even fucking try[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]what[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]I can see right through your lies[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]>when you hover over the link http://i.imgur.com/wx3a3fP.png[/color]
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Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]hue[/color]
: hue
Scout: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfr64zoBTAQ
Barchar: Freeman_warp
bloo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUiRSgI1jsM
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]freeman_warp[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]MV is MV[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]Half-way through the arc, everyone's crowbars snap in two[/color]
: Just kidding
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]Fool me once[/color]
Tri: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oHg5SJYRHA0/hqdefault.jpg
bloo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuFYGf_yKY8
Scout: [url=https://i.imgur.com/ELIrAze.jpg]Tri is like[/url]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]bloo no[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]sadness[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]And Laharl, you know I'm not clicking that[/color]
Scout: It's an image
Scout: https://i.imgur.com/ELIrAze.jpg
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Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Still[/color]
Scout: click it
Scout: click it
Scout: click ity
Scout: click it
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Nope[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Nope[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Nop[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Nope[/color]
Fellby: ((click titty
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Click it[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]No[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]I will ban you /s[/color]
Barchar: i bet there's a porn site called clicktitty
Scout: He smacks the baseball against the wall again, back to his usual outfit.
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]It's not Rick Astley[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]But[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]It could be something else[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]It's not Yuri Flower[/color]
Fanta: It's a meme
Fanta: You dip
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]it's[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]the[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]CLICK IT[/color]
Barchar: "Why are you trying to break the wall"
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]it's the CLICK IT[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]YOU RUINED IT DAMMIT[/color]
Barchar: it's
Barchar: MY LIFE
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]it's[/color]
Scout: It bounces back, and he catches it.
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]the[/color]
Fellby: it's
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]shitpost[/color]
: its the yee haw
Fellby: the
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]ot[/color]
Scout: "What? Just playing wall ball."
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]FUCKPOST[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]fucking hell[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]it's[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]TRi[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]it's the it's shitpost the ot FUCKPOST[/color]
Fellby: 20th congress of the Soviet Union
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Click it[/color]
: it
: the
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]no[/color]
: http://i.imgur.com/k48g0fs.jpg
Barchar: oh, i read that as 'bat' not 'baseball'
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]CLICK IT[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]not this time, ck[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]click it[/color]
: wait dont click that
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Click it[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]no[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Click it[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]no[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]The nutshack theme but every 'nutshack' is replaced with Chime saying "20th congress of the Soviet Union"[/color]
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Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Click it[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]no[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Click it[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]no[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Click it[/color]
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: Tri [Tri] unsilenced Frisky Whiskington [Frisky].
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]#rekt[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]stop this[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]#roasted[/color]
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Frisky: [color=#ffffff]roasted[/color]
: High Priest Laharl [Scout] unsilenced Tri [Tri].
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]un-roasted[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]o[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Mod abuse[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]this is a shitshow i'm out[/color]
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Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]I unsilenced you in a second[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]LETS STOP ABUSING EACH OTHER[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]So I don't think that counts as mod abuse but idk[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]I will call the police if you kick me[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]I can't kick you so[/color]
Scout: ill fuckin mute you both
Scout: and then mute flame for good measure
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]pls no[/color]
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Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Flame doesn't deserve this :([/color]
Fellby: ((laharl please
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Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Hi Meme[/color]
: ok what is this
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]They really[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Really[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Want me to click a thing[/color]
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]And then it became hell[/color]
Scout: https://i.imgur.com/ELIrAze.jpg
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Pls[/color]
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Fanta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpHSm0KcW7o
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Want an accurate gif of what's happening rn[/color]
Frisky: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/33/11/0a/33110a65328a2f89599127afff382f0d.gif
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]No[/color]
Fanta: ((Laharl and DD beat the hardest boss in the game
Scout: ((Dynamic duo of RPG skillz
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]Gj[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Tri click on it, it's safe[/color]
Scout: ((We had to pull some advanced turn manipulation shit using the Metrnonome item
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]No[/color]
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Frisky: [color=#ffffff]oh[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Why does Tri not want to click on links anymorr[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]anymore*[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]I'm legit curious[/color]
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Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Hi Ant[/color]
Ant: (( Yo ))
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Welcome to a shitshow[/color]
: yee hi
Fellby: ((wow you're early
Ant: (( shitshow? ))
Fellby: is cleaning up the spray cheese he spilled everywhere.
Literally Satan: "Want me to burn it?"
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]It's hard to explain[/color]
Muffet: is in the kitchen, making sandwiches
Ant: (( I need to think of what I want my new steam profile picture to be ))
Frisky: ((Satan could probably burn anything
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]A woman should have the right to make sandwiches anywhere else than the kitchen[/color]
Muffet: but the kitchen is where all the bloody food is
Fellby: "Listen, I caused this bullshit. I'm cleaning up after myself, I'm a grown man." He licks a bit of cheese off his finger
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]I've made a sandwich in the living room.[/color]
Muffet: there ain't no food in her living room
Literally Satan: "...You just want to eat it."
Fellby: "That too."
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Muffet: I now live in my kitchen[/color]
Literally Satan: "Fine, i'll go annoy Muffet."
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Muffet: I'm gonna clean out the entire fridge in one day[/color]
Fellby: ((muffet and fellby: *build a fort in the kitchen*
Literally Satan: He leans into a hell boid, and pops into the kitchen. His lower body is currently with fellby and his upper body is with Muffet.
Literally Satan: He's apparently decided hell boids work like portal gun portals.
Literally Satan: "Sup."
Muffet: "Not much."
Muffet: "I'm making a sandwich. For consumption."
Penelope: *she wakes up on the couch*
Penelope: "I didn't have nightmares this time and I only slept in til 1:00!"
Barchar: "Good job."
Literally Satan: "Eh, bread."
Literally Satan: "Goat is a much better meal."
Literally Satan: "The heads make a good stew."
Muffet: "There's also currently a goat living in my house."
Fellby: peeks through the hell boid and waves at Muffet.
Literally Satan: "Is it for sale?"
Fellby: -If that works.-
Muffet: "Hi, cheri."
Muffet: "No."
Literally Satan: it works.
Literally Satan: "...Why is a goat in your house?"
Muffet: "Becausehe asked politely."
Muffet: "And cheri likes him."
Literally Satan: "Is it that Jager fucko?"
Ant: (( Is anyone in the bar? ))
Fellby: "Yes, and only I get to eat him."
Scout: He's in the bar.
Barchar: she is
Literally Satan: "...What about his sister, is she up for a stew?"
Muffet: "No."
Muffet: "None of the goats are stewable."
Literally Satan: "...Y'know what else is good."
Literally Satan: "Paint."
Muffet: "What?"
Literally Satan: "Did you know demons can eat paint?"
Literally Satan: "You should try it."
Fellby: "Well that explains some of my weird cravings."
Muffet: "Uhm....no."
Literally Satan: He is VERY good at hiding snickers.
Muffet: "Cheri I'm pretty sure he's lying."
Literally Satan: "Come on, just, rub your finger on some paint chips."
Literally Satan: "And huff that shit up."
Muffet: "No thank you, father. I'm going to stick to my sandwich."
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Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]I stg[/color]
Literally Satan: He grows a goatee spontaneously.
Literally Satan: "..."
Tri: [color=#c9dcfb]If someone says click it[/color]
: Tri [Tri] is now Lily [Lily].
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She enters. "Hello."[/color]
Scout: "'Sup."
Barchar: Click what
Lily: [color=#daffdb]An image[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Not much, how about you?"[/color]
Scout: "Awesome, as usual."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"That's good. How about everyone else?"[/color]
Fellby: "... Shit, I stained the sheets."
Barchar: "He juggled, like, ten things last night. That was cool."
Muffet: "What?"
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Someone: click it Tri: triggered[/color]
Fellby: "This cheese ain't coming out."
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Lily: [color=#daffdb][i]tri[/i]ggered[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb][sub]hue[/sub][/color]
Fellby: "Also we need to change your pillowcase, Muffet."
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Oh, really? Wow."[/color]
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Muffet: "Cheri, what the hell did you do last night"
Scout: "Yeah, i'm real dextrous like that."
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Scout: "All awesome, and cool, and whapow!" He throws his arm out.
: yee haw
Fellby: "I attempted to down a full can of spray cheese and fell asleep with it in my mouth."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Every day you do something a bit awesomer."[/color]
Scout: "Damn right I do, cause I'm the freakin' scout."
Scout: Stop feeding his ego.,
Muffet: "Dammit cheri."
Lily: [color=#daffdb][s]No[/s][/color]
Scout: ((Guys
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yes?[/color]
Frisky: ((Yeah?
Scout: ((The Nutshack THeme but instead of the word Nutshack it's the entirety of the cau boden logs read by willfromafar
Ant: (( I gtg ))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wowie[/color]
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Bye Ant[/color]
: ((i know what im doing
Fellby: "Also, this kid's already getting warmer."
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Azalea: "How... How did you not know what a dick looked like then?"[/color]
Muffet: "Oh. Good. I guess."
Scout: He's got a soda.
Scout: Now, it's just a regular coke.
Fellby: "By the time I'm full term you might be able to fry an egg on my stomach."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Just a sec."[/color]
Scout: He can't drink Bonk casually, cause it has those side effects like making you dodge air and shit
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She leaves for a minute or so, and returns with a blanket. "It's getting cold."[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Acastus: "How do you sex in zero G."[/color]
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Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Tri[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Why don't you want to click on links anymore[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Just a sec[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Okay back, and it's because I was trying to avoid a rickroll or something similar[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Do you trust me enough that you will click this link[/color]
Scout: http://lparchive.org/Disgaea-2/Update%2011.5%20-%20Art/3-i_wf_014_i.jpg
Frisky: http://www.southernhillsanimalhospital.com/sites/site-1450/images/kittens.jpg
Muffet: "Cheri, now that you've said that you know we're going to hjave to try it."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yes, I do[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Because it says kittens on it[/color]
Fellby: "I know."
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Do you trust me enough to click this link[/color]
Frisky: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/f8/8e/31/f88e3199c76ee90a5c731178750edef4.jpg
Lily: [color=#daffdb]hmm[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]yes[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]okay cool[/color]
: http://i.imgur.com/to9tXQG.png
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's gray lolnope[/color]
Barchar: I was expecting AND THEN THEY FUCKED
Barchar: but 'twas not
: http://images.firstcovers.com/covers/flash/a/and_then_they_fucked-75360.jpg
Barchar: there we go
: I have more binds
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I have no binds[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I would have a lenny bind, but it's [i]still[/i] broken[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I looked it up, literally only one person had the problem, and it was never solved[/color]
: No binds? TRIGGERED https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HoCKlNsolc
: that was also a bind
Scout: He hits the ball against the wall again.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I really want some fucking Poutine[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Fuck Texas[/color]
: Fuck Bees
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She sits on the couch with the blanket.[/color]
Fellby: ((tri that was the most canadian thing you've ever said here
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Sorry[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]./s[/color]
Scout: He throws the ball again.
Scout: ANd catches it.
Scout: ANd throws it again
Scout: And catches it
Fellby: "I should invest in a "no touching" shirt if i'm going to be as hot as a stove..."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Goddamn Texas[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Doesn't even have[/color]
Barchar: "...Don't you have robots to shoot?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Cheese curds[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]So whenever I want poutine[/color]
Muffet: "Well, are you even going to be out of the house enough for that to be an issue?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I need to use shredded cheese[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]That's just not right[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I trust you won't break anything?"[/color]
Fellby: "Good point."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Or hurt anyone?"[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]GOOD point[/color]
Scout: "Shot 'em all."
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Fellby: "I'll have to warn Jager."
Scout: "Waiting for the next big update on what's going on, Soldier's made this cool plan."
Scout: "Made a decoy base for us to knock out." He laughs.
Scout: "I mean, it's crap, but it'll fool those scrap bozos."
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Muffet: "La mignonne will know."
Barchar: "You shot all the robots?"
Barchar: "Every one of them?"
Scout: "For now, yeah."
Scout: "All by myself too!"
Scout: "Cause i'm cool like that."
Barchar: "Okay, I actually believed you and was impressed until that last part."
Scout: "Okay fine, Soldier, Heavy, and that brainiacs helped out a little."
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Scout: "But it was mostly me."
Fellby: decides to come downstairs.
Barchar: "ISn't your job just to collect the cash while everyone else kills shit?"
Scout: "Duh, ever heard of an off-class?"
Scout: The scout actually has some of the highest DPS possible
Scout: If you max out the Force A Nature
Scout: And with the fan o' war and milk he can RUIN giants
Barchar: "Mmn. Fair enough."
Barchar: "I think demos have their place, but I guess I can see that working too."
Scout: Of course
Scout: The sniper is still broken beyond belief
Scout: At killing giants
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Barchar: demo is a good giant killer too, though he's best with packs of 'em
Barchar: a kritz'd up sticky trap can break things
Scout: Yeah
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Also, are we doing SCP any time soon[/color]
Fanta: Idunno
Fanta: I can do some tonight if harl wants to
Scout: Sure, i'll have to make a couple teams
Fellby: ((i'd be down
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yey[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Because I honestly love it[/color]
Fanta: Aight
: My favorite pokemion is abomination. Well, Its got a pinecone for a body. It's uh, wearin' a fez, And it's got that one, staring, unblinking eye that reminding you that this creature lives in never-ending, ceaseless agony.
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Fellby: idly plays with the flames on his head.
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Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Probably won't do SCP today[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Just doesn't feel like the right day for me[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]But alright[/color]
: F
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Goddamnit why does everyone say "rip" so much[/color]
Fellby: is also idly nibbling on entertainment crackers.
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]-rants for five hours-[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Welcome to Cau[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]cAu*[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]CaU*[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Really though it's starting to get slightly irritating[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Whenever something bad happens you see that occasional "rip"[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I can't promise I'll stop[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]And I'm like[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]"again?'[/color]
Fanta: rip
: Rest In Peace
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Slarv[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Don't[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I remember when I would always say ayy[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip ayy[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Brb[/color]
: ayyy
: lmao
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Back, have to go soon but only for a half hour or so[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Probably[/color]
Barchar: I was about to ask if the fact that it didn't feel like the right day for ca2tale instead but I just realized that frisky said that and not laharl
Scout: Still need frisky
Scout: So eh
Lily: http://i.imgur.com/38fFn4D.gifv
Barchar: Well, but they could not feel like one thing but feel like another
Lily: http://imgur.com/fzZvcMY
Lily: [color=#daffdb]So I found out how I got the shiny Chandelure[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]My fucking sister traded Xerneas for it[/color]
Fellby: falls asleep on the kitchen table.
Barchar: Oh wow
Fanta: ((Good trade
Muffet: looks at him, slightly worried.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I suppose[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It basically went like this[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]'why is xerneas gone'[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]'why is this chandelure from japan'[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]'fuck'[/color]
Fellby: is just tired.
Muffet: she moves him to an actual bed
Fellby: will appreciate this gesture once he wakes up.
Shade: Is a terrorist now
Barchar: oh
Lily: [color=#daffdb]oh[/color]
Barchar: okay
Fellby: -Well that was a major tonal shift-
Scout: http://prntscr.com/cp1oav
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Gtg[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Be back soon, probably[/color]
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Fanta: ((And so ends the balrog/prin/onimus/shade segment
: cya
Scout: ((Aka Laharl and DD vs the world
: glaze ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Barchar: Muffprin is kill
Fellby: ((shade opens a donut shop
Fanta: ((Shade just tried to kill the president
Barchar: (*insert true apathy*)
Scout: [HINT: BRKN GD]
Barchar: broken god
Barchar: it's a cult thing in the scp universe. I forget what their schtick is though
Fellby: ((they're trying to put their god back together
: yee haw
Scout: [SCP is beginning when Tri gets back]
Scout: [Tri and MV]
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Fellby: ((that could be problematic, i think dad wants to go out
Scout: [oh]
Scout: [Later tonight then]
Scout: "..."
Fellby: ((if he gets off his fat ass, idk >.>
bloo: (( "Commodity"
bloo: (( K laharl
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: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDj30DFh-Jg
Scout: ((kek
Fanta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_LjI8mzKqk
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW-vBW7LAWk
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]everyone on /r/ut has battle themes[/color]
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]well fuck them too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8k3qB61lhk[/color]
Chalor: <...Trash noodles.>
Frism: <"What about them?">
bloo: [color=#ff00ff]oh noooo it's senigrade[/color]
: im really curious about what goes on in zebraspace i just wanna see what goes on
Scout: ((Wonder if I can invite you
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Frisky: ((Wtf even is zebraspace
bloo: (( The other roleplay server for /r/UT
Scout: ((The roleplay server where all the 'elites' gather
: ((the old one is basicly dust now
bloo: (( Well that means me, slarv and laharl are all elites
Frisky: ((I see))
Frisky: ((I wonder what the fuck goes on there
: me too
Frisky: ((Like since the old one is dust I can't really RP in it and then get the chance to go there
Frisky: ((So that sucks
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Fanta: ((I found the most cancer channel on yt
Fanta: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcp88iEdVeI meme reviews
Fanta: ((meme
Fanta: ((reviews
: i hope that is satire
Fanta: its not
Barchar: (http://fellby.tumblr.com/post/151258375520/so-whats-your-favorite-color-ive-been Funny thing chime, I almost put 'i bet it's green' at the end of that, bbut decided that it was better off without it)
Fanta: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-449628266
Fanta: give me your dongers
Barchar: (no)
: brb dinne
: dinner
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]'be back in half an hour'[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]'probably'[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]2 hours later[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]...Is anyone alive[/color]
Scout: no
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh okay[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I'll come back later then[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]jk[/color]
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi CE[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((hai))
Ant: (( wtf is this meme reviews link? ))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I can't believe it was more active 2 hours ago[/color]
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SickEevee OOC: ((hai frisky))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Frisky[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((those messages were like, a split second apart))
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Meme[/color]
: yee hi
SickEevee OOC: ((ih eey))
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Slarv[/color]
: yee hi
: https://www.reddit.com/r/GiIvaSunner/comments/55kbfx/just_refreshed_the_page_and_the_banner_changed/
Fanta: Hi
Lily: [color=#daffdb]OH SHIT REALLY[/color]
: L
: O
: R
: E
Lily: [color=#daffdb]'the file name for this new image is "reboot banner.jpg"'[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]holy shit[/color]
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Barchar: [i]Fucking[/i]
Barchar: [i]Told you[/i]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]i can't believe[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((freakin giivasunner))
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: It changed back though
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Still[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]This [i]could[/i] be something, hopefully it is[/color]
: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCIXM2qZRG9o4AFmEsKZUIvQ
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V64eVp93z3c
Fanta: ((I'm liking star wars without guns
Fanta: ((It's fun
SickEevee OOC: ((also i'm probably getting overwatch right now rather than later, one sec))
Fellby: ((boop, i'm back
Lily: [color=#daffdb]doot[/color]
: doot
Fanta: ((Darth vayne
Fellby: ((someone's been memeing on fellby
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Frisky: ((Darth Schyro
Frisky: ((Fellby Solp
Frisky: ((solo*
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Fellby Solp[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Fuck off[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Ok[/color]
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Fanta: (("Anal's weapons"
Fanta: ((Um
Frisky: ((Princess Muffet
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]I have left and rejoined 3 times today as a joke[/color]
Frisky: ((Gaster Skywalker
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Frisky: ((CaU Wars
Frisky: ((A New Dildo
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SickEevee OOC: ((i now have overwatch))
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Gj[/color]
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Smol[/color]
Smolster: (hello!
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: yee hi
SickEevee OOC: ((hai smol))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]If you have Unburden and don't have an item at all, do you still get 2x speed or no[/color]
: brb
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SickEevee OOC: ((excuse?))
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Fellby: has woken up and is frowning at his phone.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Unburden is an ability which doubles your speed if you lose your item[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Was just wondering if it counted if you never had an item in the first place[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((oh, pokemon))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Bc then I could make Randy even faster[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yeah[/color]
SickEevee OOC: (("If there is no held item to begin with or if a held item is traded for another, Unburden will not be activated."))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]o[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Thanks[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Brb[/color]
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Muffet: "What's wrong?"
Fellby: "Memes."
SickEevee OOC: ((memes is the best response to anything))
SickEevee OOC: ((like, not actual memes. but the word "memes"))
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Muffet: "Oh."
Barchar: ("Hey, what are we having for dinner tonight?" "Memes.")
Fellby: "Yeah."
SickEevee OOC: (("how was your day?" "memes"))
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: memes
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Smolster: (memes
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SickEevee OOC: ((memes))
Fellby: gets up and begins to make a cheeseburger.
Fanta: is it a stuffed cheeseburger
: memes haw
Fellby: -Sure-
Fanta: good
Lily: [color=#daffdb]memes[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]also back[/color]
Smolster: (wb
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Literally Satan: Is off bowling.
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Fellby: has decided to bowl later.
Fanta: ((Oh fuck i forgot i have 3 days off
Muffet: would be willing to bowl as well
Blazed Flame: [color=red][[ [/color]So I think I found the worst character to balance stats via libra [color=red]]][/color]
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DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]I felt like post-nerf pre-fix Azazel with Libra [color=red]]][/color]
DamnDude: [color=red][[ [/color]Except I was able to shoot somewhat quicker [color=red]]][/color]
Fanta: ((If mv and melee show up i can do their segments and scp at the same time
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SickEevee OOC: ((you know what's interesting about the plug? it's usually empty unless someone mentions it))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yeah[/color]
SickEevee OOC: ((ohey overwatch finished downloading))
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Also who's Melee[/color]
Barchar: Smash
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Ah, thought so[/color]
Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Except MV is on mobile[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Brb[/color]