Schyroton: Yyeah?

Muffet: "...Have you been around Ember much?"

Schyroton: Ssort of.

Schyroton: Whhy?

Muffet: "Because you might have the opportunity to be around more of our kids soon."

Fanta: ((Well, if bread feels like showing up again, I'm gonna do some plot that even laharl doesn't know about

Schyroton: ...Yyou're pregnant. Alriiight.

Scillia: ((OOOOO

Schyroton: Coool.

Fellby: "Well that was a rather underwhelming response."

Scillia: ((ANyways, I can do Project Yuna if it doesn't extend past 9:30

Schyroton: Ii'm happy fofor you two.

Fanta: ((It might

Schyroton: Whhat, did you ththink I'd starrrt screaming?

Muffet: "...I...kind of? I don't know. This is weird."

Fellby: "Well, no. But..."

Schyroton: Welll, regardless. Congraatulations.

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]"What do you enjoy doing?"[/color]

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Fellby: "Thank you."

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Schyroton: Yyou're welcome.

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Scillia: ((Might just pull a TO BE CONTINUED then

Fanta: ((Actually

Fanta: ((Your thing will be at the end of someone else's

Scillia: ((Alright

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Scillia: Clipboards

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Have none, sadly[/color]

Scillia: http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=UWDRPVDTeuc#%E3%81%9D%E3%81%AEFLOWER%E3%81%AB%E3%81%8F%E3%81%A1%E3%81%A5%E3%81%91%E3%82%92

Fanta: ((Image

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Fellby: ((http://www.polyvore.com/m/set?.embedder=3032126&.svc=copypaste-and&id=208817956

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Barchar: (http://ladyvonruin.tumblr.com/post/151124323530/met-my-new-husband-at-spirit-halloween)

: ((Which CaU member would you want to fuck the most

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Idk[/color]

: Tri: ce

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Literally fuck me[/color]

Fanta: kidgue

: No

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Ohhhh[/color]

Smolster: ("i'd rather fuck frisky" -mv)

Schyroton: (( [url=https://www.heels.com/womens-shoes/trail-royal-blue.html]those shoes were gold and blue, always seemed brand new, must've set you back a few[/url]

Schyroton: ((also, smol rps sometines, so smol

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Again though, idk[/color]

Jäger Leyline: ((ever just feel like going to Ikea to walk around and go to the cafe?

Schyroton: ((also yes the spg reference was my clip

: ((I'd fuck anyone 18+ so probs MV or Smol or both, dunno if Chime is over 18 tho

Barchar: (she looks it)

Schyroton: ((prety sure chime is 19

: ((Hey let's have a foursome

Schyroton: ((also, ive bodened with chime so she better be over 18

Fanta: ((Yaz you still in?

: ((Tfw only ERPed twicw

: ((Twice*

Scillia: tfw never erped

Schyroton: ((youre 17

Fanta: tfw erped many times

Jäger Leyline: ((Sorry I'm making an omelot, whats happening?

Fanta: ((Are you in rev

Jäger Leyline: ((sure

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Fanta: ((Ok

: Laharl's that guy who is probably 16 - 17 but noone really knows

Fanta: ((So i might do your bit today

Fanta: ((If bread is here

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Jäger Leyline: ((breads been out a lot as of late

Fanta: ((By the way laharl kick chime

Fanta: ((Bread was on a few minutes ago

: Would you rather

: Fuck Frisky or Laharl's half cousin Roman

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Frisky[/color]

Schyroton: ((i'd rather fuck frisky

: Everyone would rather fuck me

Smolster: (i'd rather ride frisky

Smolster: (hehe

Fanta: ((Roman would take me bowling

: heeeeeeehe

Schyroton: ((you guys realize the original context is because dd is underage right

Schyroton: ((the context was dd or frisky

Schyroton: ((and i was certain frisky was 18+

Fanta: ((But dd'd call you a chump

Schyroton: ((dd is underage

Fanta: ((And speaking of

Fanta: ((DD GET ON DISCORD

Fanta: ((PLS

: ((MV: WHAT GENITALS DO YOU HAVE, I MUST KNOW

: ((Frisky: why do you care

: ((MV: i dont

Schyroton: ((i dont care unless were actually fucking

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: Let's see

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: How many people think I have a penis and how many people think I have a vagina

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I vote vagina[/color]

Fanta: dick

Fanta: you said so

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Barchar: (dick)

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: No I didnt

Fanta: that means it's true

: I never said shif

Schyroton: ((i vote donger

: Vagina: 1 Donger: 3

Fellby: ((Dongalong

: 4

Schyroton: ((also i gotta go do a thing quick

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Welp[/color]

: I don't have either /s

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: what

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Bloo[/color]

Barchar: (Frisky is a lab expirement)

Barchar: (they're smooth down there)

Barchar: (like a doll)

Scillia: She taps her foot in the bar.

: Really though

: I have a dongy wong

: Confirmed

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She looks to Scillia. "By the way, who are you? I'm Lily."[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Cri[/color]

Scillia: "Scillia, Scillia Dusa."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I've failed my people[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Nice to meet you."[/color]

Barchar: Tri is wrong [s]as always[/s]

Schyroton: ((back

Scillia: She adjusts her blindfold, nodding in Lily's general direction.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]BUT NO[/color]

Schyroton: ((also ok, cool

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Normally my opinions are wrong[/color]

: A vagina would be nice tho, even though Im agender

Schyroton: ((wanna trade?

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wait you have a vagina[/color]

: SURE /s

: ((back

: ((what is this

: Yeah

Schyroton: ((yes

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Well huh[/color]

: MV has a hole

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Meme[/color]

Schyroton: ((i have multiple holes

Barchar: (Everyone does)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I have many holes[/color]

Schyroton: ((brb

Lily: [color=#daffdb]A majority of them know as pores[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]known[/color]

: hole-y crap

: (( I'm going to play HL2

: (( The thing is

: (( Swood

: (( I need to show you something

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Did something happen to your face?"[/color]

: ((what

: How many of you have peeeenises

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"If you don't mind me asking?"[/color]

Fanta: ((unfortunately

: ((unfortunately

: This is the no regrets session

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Penis here[/color]

Barchar: (I mean you know I'm 100% dude, from birth to now)

Schyroton: ((ill trade with you slarv

: Slarv is a woman Blll

: ((am male

: Bloo*

: (( http://i.imgur.com/oNMv1s7.png

Schyroton: ((id legit trade with you if i could

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Bloo, is your name Bill[/color]

: (( my name is not Bill

Lily: [color=#daffdb]...[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Fucking dammit[/color]

Schyroton: ((BILL NYE THE SCIENCE methbusters

: what is it its not loading

: ((I wouldn't mind trading with MV

: (( I know slarv is a woman

Fanta: ((id fuckin trade

: Some feminists want woman to be renamed womyn

: k

Schyroton: ((its a win win for me and slarv

Smolster: (trade genitalia with mv; dicks out for mv)

: ((Dicks out for MV

Schyroton: ((she gets a feminine body, i get a body that can be androgynous

: ((Drown MV in dicks

: ((thats kind of a dick move

: (( I'm gonna go

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Bye Bloo[/color]

: ((cya

Fanta: ((dammit now i feel bad

: LETS KEEP GOING AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

Schyroton: ((bye

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Schyroton: ((also you dont have to feel bad slar

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Fellby: ((anyway what the fuck did i come back to

: ((discussion

Fanta: ((Genital trading

: ((weird genital talk

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Chime[/color]

: ((emphasis on wierd

Schyroton: ((if body switching were possible id totally switch with you, slarv

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I shall change the subject.[/color]

Fellby: ((dickscorse

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Cookie.[/color]

Fellby: has finished his cigarette.

: How many cookies have you shoved in one vagina a/o ass

Lily: [color=#daffdb]None, and pls[/color]

Schyroton: ((ask slarv

Fellby: ((none bc that's how you get yeast infections you damn fool

: None, nobody around that is willing to do that with me

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I'll do it with you /s[/color]

: jokes on them, more cookies for me to shove into my face

: Let's post vore /s

Muffet: she's laying back, sighing

Schyroton: ((never forget the cookie, bowl of soup, support token, and pocket dimension in the snatch

Muffet: "God...this is the worst..."

Fellby: "How are you feeling?"

Jäger Leyline: snaps back

Schyroton: Aare you okay?

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Muffet: she goes to get a tube of pringles. "Pregnant." she said, succinctly.

Jäger Leyline: wait how long are you along with it?

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Fellby: "Tired, cranky, and hungry?"

: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/fategrandorder/images/6/6f/Let's_Keep_Going_Meme.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/800?cb=20160212033004

Fellby: ((muffet can't fit her hand in a pringles can

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Brb pringles made me hungry[/color]

Fellby: ((so she's having a daughter so she can put her hand in the pringles can

: ((I thought that was gonna be a fisting joke

: ((then i remembered that one comedy show

Schyroton: ((im imagining her with six pringles cans stuck to her arms

: I've fisted many things before.

Jäger Leyline: ((does she go to chiptole too and can't hold the burrito because it falls apart becasue theres too much shitttT?

Muffet: "Basically, yes."

: Noone's gonna fuck Muffet now

Fellby: "Well, that's how it usually ends up."

Schyroton: ((all characters with more than two arms attempt to get pringles and fail, leaving them with pringles cans stuck to their hands

Fellby: fucked her last night.

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Fellby: -And will continue to fuck her if she's down.-

Schyroton: ((do pregnant prostitutes get maternity leave

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Back with Lays, good enough[/color]

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]I was about to say 'are you fucking'[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]And then I realized the answer was going to be yes[/color]

: yes

Lily: [color=#daffdb]yes.[/color]

: yes haw

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: By the way

: wat

Fellby: "But... you have a husband willing to cater to your every need."

Fanta: ((HEY RBEAD

Fanta: ((WANNA DO REV TONIGHT

Jäger Leyline: or BC

: ((What))

: Fml I have an idea for another fucking Pokèmon arc

Jäger Leyline: just say the magic work and boom, shes your slave

Jäger Leyline: word*

: ok, sounds pretty swood

Fanta: ((Wanna do chapter 5

Barchar: "Or you can just ask me to do shit."

Fanta: ((You and loni's segment

Fellby: snorts. "I have a magic word too."

Barchar: "But that also works."

: ((Is it long

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: ((Because I'm tired))

Fanta: ((Eeeeeh

: ((Do I have to watch it

Fanta: ((3 rooms

: ((Will I miss lore.

Muffet: She smiles. "Don't temppt me. Genuinely. I don't know how well my impulse control is going to hold out, here."

Fanta: ((Of course there's plot

: ((I just had to basically brute force my way into my own phone's backup))

: ((F

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Fanta: ((Rip

: ((FUCK*

: bees

: ((NOW I HAVE TO WATCH IT GODDAAAAAMNIT

: ((Apparently if you don't set a password for it, it takes the liberty to do it for you))

Fanta: ((That's dumb

: ((And then you're like "Wat do"))

: ((I CANNOT MISS PLOT

Fanta: is petting ea

Fanta: ((So if yaz is here we'll start

: ((And apple says "Yu go fuck urself"))

Schyroton: Iif I can hehelp with anyyything, just aaask.

Jäger Leyline: ((I'm here

Endling Asriel: -Under the blanket.-

Endling Asriel: -Get it. Aren't I original and funny.-

Fellby: "Oh, that's really helpful, Schyro!"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]What was the last ever thing to be considered an incident?[/color]

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Fanta: ((Lets begin

: Blanket

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]No, I mean the last one that ever happened before we stopped calling things incidents[/color]

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Loni Leyline: -is where she is needed to be

Muffet: she nods. "I honestly don't know how much help I'm going to need, but I greatly appreciate your offers."

Muffet: "I will, however, probably ask for a lot of food."

Schyroton: ((i mean i call a thing the fabric scissors incident

Schyroton: Ii just want to mmmake sure my frfriend gets the hhhelp she needs.

Schyroton: ((though its also clled the castration catastrophy

Schyroton: ((*catastrophe

Fellby: "Get ready to cook, Schyro."

: ((i am intruiged and confused

Schyroton: ((hold on

Schyroton: Iii know how.

Fanta: ((Ok then

Fanta: ((No breb

Fanta: ((I don't have the others done

Fellby: ((fellby: *takes schyro out to the middle of the desert in an RV * "We need to cook"

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Fanta: ((So rip

Barchar: (Breaking By)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip[/color]

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Muffet: she sighs, having finished her pringles. "Why did I do this. Why didI eat an entire tube of pringles at once. Why is this my life."

Fellby: "Well, technically you shared."

Jäger Leyline: ((((So I lost my voice yesterday its really low and spooky, so I've been recording lines from horror movies

Schyroton: shrugs.

Muffet: "We both know I would;'vve done it without you."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Are you suggesting eating an entire tube of pringles is a bad thing[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I would do it right now if I had pringles[/color]

: ((Anyways

Fellby: ((the best course of action yaz

: ((Gotta get home

: ((Cya

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Bye Frisky[/color]

Fellby: ((i tried doing that when i was sick, i was doing a really good vader eloha empression i though

: cya

Fellby: ((it was more of a marge simpson

Schyroton: ((cya

Schyroton: ((also i once ate an entire pack of oreos

Jäger Leyline: ((so have I

: who hasnt

Schyroton: ((in a single sitting

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Fanta: ((Did anyone read the ship last night

Schyroton: ((no

Lily: [color=#daffdb]No, wuzzat[/color]

Fanta: ((Cocuz

Lily: [color=#daffdb]O[/color]

Fellby: ((i ate an entire box of tagalongs in one setting

Jäger Leyline: Muffet youre preggers

Fellby: ((*sitting

Jäger Leyline: you're gonna be hungry a lot

Fellby: "No, really?"

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Muffet: "Yes. I know. I've been through this song and dance before."

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Jäger Leyline: but you've got one hell of a cook as a hubby

Fanta: ((http://pastebin.com/MWP5W3Wr

Muffet: "Indeed."

Schyroton: Iiif you need sosomething sweet, Iii can supply it.

: found pic of muffet https://s3.amazonaws.com/static.caloriecount.about.com/images/medium/prego-traditional-pasta-sauce-67790.jpg

Lily: [color=#daffdb][i]all the two-dot ellipses[/i][/color]

Fellby: ((why does she have this glassy, jarred look

Fanta: ((Coco and Luz <3 rank

Lily: [color=#daffdb][i]it hurts[/i][/color]

Muffet: "I'll consider it."

: yee.. haw..

Muffet: "...Actually if you have, like, a cake somewhere, that'd be good."

Schyroton: ((WE DONT OPERATE ON BROKEN JARS OF SPAGHETTI SAUCE

Schyroton: gets up.

Schyroton: Iiis pre-paackaged okay?

: ((fellby was in a coma the whole time, and muffet was just a jar of pasta sauce

Muffet: "It'll do."

Schyroton: Choolaate or vanillla?

Jäger Leyline: Gonna share that cake right?

Ember: -She pokes her head in. "Oh. I figured you guys would be here."-

Jäger Leyline: oh hello Ember

Schyroton: Hhi Ember.

Schyroton: ((stuffet

Ember: "Hi." She goes to sit by her parents.

Fanta: she gets done with the smols

Muffet: "Oh, hello cheri." she says, smiling.

Muffet: "And, if you can find it, marble.'

Ember: "Hi mom."

Muffet: "And es, Jager, you can have some too."

Schyroton: Alriight, give me a cocoouple minutes.

Schyroton: leaves.

Jäger Leyline: the happy family

Fellby: hugs his daughter close.

Ember: -She doesn't know yet.-

Barchar: "Hey, Emb."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hey[/color]

Fanta: heads into the main room, taking colt with her

Ember: -She giggles. "Lots of you are saying hi to me."

Schyroton: returns, with a marble cake meant to serve 16. It has vanilla frosting on it.

Muffet: she has some. "Oh god this is good"

Schyroton: Oh, ggood.

Barchar: "Tends to happen when someone comes in here."

Jäger Leyline: its part of the ritual around here

Fellby: takes some too. "Oh, god, you're so right..."

Fanta: ((How's my ship

Jäger Leyline: we say hi to when people enter the bar

Schyroton: also has a bit, but restrains himself.

Schyroton: Yyeah, it's ththe best brrand.

Schyroton: ((goo

Schyroton: ((*good

Ember: -She hesitates, then takes some as well.-

Jäger Leyline: takes a slice too

Jäger Leyline: stuffs it in his mouth

Jäger Leyline: mmhitsmmammmgood....

Schyroton: ...Ddon't die over iiiiit.

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Fellby: ((muffet is up the duffet

Barchar: her reaction is rather subdued compared to the others. "Mmn."

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Scillia: "...Sup."

Fellby: "Hey Muffet? How many arms do you think the baby's gonna have?"

Scillia: She waves to the goats.

Muffet: "Umm...dunno."

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Muffet: "I've pretty well run the gamut. I mean, they've all been even numbers so far, but I've seen 2, 4 and 6."

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Fellby: "Maybe we'll break even."

Muffet: "I'd say it seems likely, but honestly I don't know."

Muffet: "as far as I know, we've got a good chance of all three."

Fellby: "I'm just trying to plan ahead so we can find clothes with the appropriate amount of arms."

Muffet: "Oh. That...is a concern."

Schyroton: ...Metttaton can sesew.

Muffet: "That is also a point."

Fanta: lies on the couch

Barchar: she tosses her plate. "I'mma let you two eat the rest. No real statement on the others."

Fellby: "We're gonna have a fashionable little kid then, huh?"

Schyroton: Quessstion. What about eeeyes, and if ththey need glasses?

Literally Satan: "...Waaait."

Literally Satan: "One second, gotta run some calculations."

Literally Satan: He conjures up a calculator and a pencil, putting the pencil behind his ear.

Fellby: "Well. If they get my eyesight..."

Literally Satan: "According these calcs, Muffet is literally the first demon to actually have a kid in a...fucking long time."

Muffet: she shrugs. "I honestly don't know. We'll figure it out."

Literally Satan: "Huh."

Muffet: "Wait, seriously?"

Literally Satan: "I mean, you're bothering with the pregnancy."

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Muffet: "I...haven't...had to?"

Literally Satan: "Most demons can literally just rip off their toe and do what I do."

Literally Satan: "Did you not know?"

Muffet: "Oh. Uhm...I've had three kids before like this becuase I didn't know I had another option."

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Fellby: "Well, it's not like we did it on purpose anyway."

Fanta: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-448391290

Fanta: nvm

Fanta: he forfeited

Muffet: also, she gets more cake.

Fellby: takes another slice as well.

Fanta: ((Is muffet gonna bite fellby's head off

Literally Satan: He facepalms.

Literally Satan: "It's too late now."

Literally Satan: "So you're in with the kid for a long hual."

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Ember: "Wait, what's all this about a baby?"

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: ((Okay so

Muffet: "...Oh. Uhm. I'm pregnant. You're going to have a sibling."

: (( I realized I have no artistical talent whatsoever

Ember: "Oh! Okay."

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: (( And I made this

Barchar: (i like how Ember's getting confused about the baby thing but brushing off her getting called a demon)

Fanta: ((Scolipede op pls nerf

Fellby: ((i mean, she's probably figured out the demon thing on her own

Fellby: ((when your mom gets wings and a tail out of nowhere

Fanta: ((I got my baton pass scoli

: (( this is what I made http://i.imgur.com/I0Pqeu1.gifv

Fanta: ((And my mega garchomp

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Barchar: (that's probably fair)

Muffet: "In like. A week."

Ember: "That soon?"

: (( I need ideas on what to make "aesthetics" of

Lily: [color=#daffdb]A triangle[/color]

Muffet: "Yes."

: I'll dedicate it to you Tri

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yay, ty[/color]

Muffet: "My pregnancies have been rather...speedy, in the past."

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: It took me like

Ember: "I... huh. I know that they usually last longer..."

: Five minutes to make that

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Muffet: "Yes. Quite a bit so."

Barchar: (did you make the fuck you bio pic yet bloo)

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]So TIL there's a power button on my keyboard[/color]

: (( I need to figure out how to make it

: (( I'm going to think about it while I fucking go outside

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Jäger Leyline: snaps back

Fellby: could really go for some garlic bread right now.

Jäger Leyline: miss much?

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Fellby: "Not really. Just more cake."

Muffet: "And explaining to my daughter I was pregnant."

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Ember: -She nods.-

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Muffet: "...Barchar, sweetie, is there even the slightest chance you have shrimp back there somewhere?"

Barchar: "..."

Jäger Leyline: yeah I know, I got ate a slice and it nearly caused me to pass out from its sweet taste

Barchar: "I'm gonna make you pay me to cook it."

Barchar: "And I'll probably give some of it to Grillby."

Muffet: "Acceptable."

Barchar: "Gimme a few minutes

Fellby: "That's fair."

Barchar: she gets up, heading into the kitchen

Jäger Leyline: so Ember

Ember: "Yeah?"

Jäger Leyline: how have things been for you? Up to anythnig?

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Ember: "I've been going to school, mostly."

Fellby: ((brb

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Jäger Leyline: How do you like it?

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi SE[/color]

Schyroton: ((hi

Fanta: ((I still feel shitty, i'm gonna get my shower

Barchar: (hey ce)

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SickEevee OOC: ((i've been sleeping so much today because i haven't felt like doing ANYTHING because of this freakin sickness))

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Aw, get well soon[/color]

SickEevee OOC: ((thank))

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Np[/color]

Schyroton: ((get wellsoon

SickEevee OOC: ((what is this wellsoon i ned to get?))

Barchar: (Well, you Ned to get it)

Barchar: (so you go to Ned and he'll give you your wellsoon)

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SickEevee OOC: ((ah))

SickEevee OOC: ((thank))

SickEevee OOC: ((anyway i definitely feel better than a few hours ago. i might even be able to keep water down!... either that or i'll really regret this later))

Fellby: ((i'm back

SickEevee OOC: ((wb))

Jäger Leyline: ((wb

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: ((yee hi

Fellby: reaches over and pats his wife's belly again.

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Jäger Leyline: So how do you like school ember?

Ember: "I like it! Beats learning from the wierd tutor in my old house."

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Barchar: weird tutor?

SickEevee OOC: ((so because i slept alot i had a fair few fever dreams))

SickEevee OOC: ((one of which was like, an alternate story route to hotline miami 1))

Ember: -Can't get good teachers in an old castle.-

Barchar: oh, THAT old house

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Jäger Leyline: Whatcha do there?

Ember: "In school? Well, today the teacher brought in crayfish."

Jäger Leyline: is talking like one would to a kid

Jäger Leyline: oh? what'd ya think?

Ember: "I couldn't play with them because they were in the water..."

Barchar: speaking of which, have another sea creature. She walks out, with some shrimp on a plate. "Here ya go. I

Barchar: 'll make you pay me later."

Muffet: "You're a lovely woman, mignonne."

Fellby: "It's true. You're doing us such a big favor."

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Scout: He's back again, once again, Scoutyboy92 el captain.

Jäger Leyline: well they'd just pinch ya

Scout: Shiet went so har-nah

Scout: He's still bouncing that ball against the bar wall.

Barchar: "It's not a favor. You're paying me."

Ember: "Really?"

Fellby: "Still..."

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Schyroton: Oh. Hhey.

Muffet: "Theoretically...."

Barchar: "Okay, normally I'd react with just amuse dannoyance, but seriosuly I need cash."

Barchar: "Please don't."

Jäger Leyline: did you see their big pinchers -makes his hand into pinchers and starts pinching the air

Ember: -She nods. "Teacher let me see."-

Jäger Leyline: Yeah, they use 'em for fight

Jäger Leyline: fightin*

Ember: "But they're so little, what are they gonna fight?"

Jäger Leyline: usually anything they that bothers them

Muffet: "...Right. Fair enough."

Muffet: "Oh, I never gave you the dress I bought, did I? Hm. Next time it's convenient."

Barchar: "Aight." she just sits back down on the couch

Fellby: "Oh, right! We picked you up something nice..."

Jäger Leyline: they're no dangerous to people as big as us

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Jäger Leyline: but it'd still hurt

Ember: "Huh."

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: https://youtu.be/jVV34E061A4

Barchar: "I mean, I saw the picture."

: 14 hours

: ok

Barchar: "I still think it'd be a bit of an odd thing to wear a leather jacket, dress, [i]and[/i] lab coat. But hey."

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Jäger Leyline: Anything else cool happen?

Ember: "Not really..."

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Muffet: she sighs. "...Shrimp are good."

Jäger Leyline: well its good you're liking school

Jäger Leyline: I'd like to get my son to go school

Barchar: "I mean, he's fairly smart anyway."

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Barchar: "Not...socially, perhaps. But he's book smart."

: ok i gotta go to bed

Scout: Remember that lollipop I found

: gn

Barchar: Knight maymay

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Jäger Leyline: Yeah thats my concern

Jäger Leyline: already a colleges worth of knowledge yet he has no social skills

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Ember: "Mayb ehe can go to school with me."

Barchar: "Egh. I don't know if you'd wanna be in a class iwth Doven."

Barchar: "Though maybe it could work."

Fellby: leans on his wife.

Schyroton: has been spaced out, though ovcasionally a few notes come out as a hum.

Jäger Leyline: Hes 10 though

Jäger Leyline: and I doubt he'd want to

Ember: "But a lot of people are ten and go to my school!"

Jäger Leyline: mutters to BC, "imagine Doven in kinder

Barchar: "Yeah. No."

Barchar: "He doesn't need schooling. He just needs...I dunno. Friends. Really."

Jäger Leyline: Really though he'd be in elementary

Jäger Leyline: Maybe, Ember, he needs friends, but its hard to like him

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Ember: -She nods.-

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Fellby: ((wow guys check out this clothing brand: http://www.bodenusa.com/en-us/

Schyroton: ((does fellby shop there

Muffet: (yes)

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Mini Boden x Roald Dahl[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Also, semi-back[/color]

Fellby: ((oh my

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Jäger Leyline: ((huh that site is accessable and usable in Korean

SickEevee OOC: http://i.imgur.com/opyGbgI.jpg

Muffet: she groans. "...How much do you want, Barchar?"

Jäger Leyline: ...but maybe its something we could look into

SickEevee OOC: ((that is the face of regret))

Barchar: "Uhh...ffffive hundred G? Can you do that?"

Muffet: "...THat's probably overpriced but I'll accept it. Its no huge hit."

Muffet: she gets up, with slight difficulty. "Back in a bit."

Jäger Leyline: how high do the grades go in the school Fellby?

Scout: ((Guys

Scout: ((The /r/UT az was wrong

Scout: ((Ofna is the /r/UT AD

Scout: ((I'm counting four waifus

Scout: ((And ofna is thirsty af

Barchar: (Okay)

Barchar: (but that's like)

Scout: ((No, I mean

Scout: ((Four waifus

Scout: ((At once

Barchar: (1/25 of how many waifus bread has)

Barchar: (at once?)

Scout: ((At once.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]...At once[/color]

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wow[/color]

Fellby: "Gaston Schooling is k-12. For higher education your kids are going to have to go elsewhere

Scout: ((And she's had atleast six before this

Fellby: ((wowie.

Barchar: (okay so like 2/3rds)

Barchar: "...I could deal with living in Gaston."

Barchar: "Or at least having a house."

Fellby: "It really is a nice place, let me tell you."

Barchar: "I'd probably still effectively live here."

FFrisk: Forest schooling is basically

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FFrisk: 'If you want, we'll send you off to the main area, but most of your education is just what you need to be a valuable member of the community'

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Jäger Leyline: I could honestly too

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Jäger Leyline: considering if TK-421 could go to shit at any moment

Jäger Leyline: go bad!

Barchar: "Yeeeah...."

Jäger Leyline: things could go bad......

Fellby: "I think that's enough to call you a refugee."

Barchar: "Jager. Let's be honest. She has Muffet and Fellby as parents. Do you really think she hasn't heard every swear word under the sun?

Barchar: "The damage has probably been done."

Scout: He misses his amazing aim abilities

Scout: And the ball starts to ping across the room.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]But his aim is getting better[/color]

Ember: -She ducks.-

Jäger Leyline: he goes to catch it

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She snaps back to reality. "Hmm?"[/color]

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Scout: "Um, that was on purpose, yeah." Jager if he has any experience with catching a kinda-sluggish ball easily catches it.

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Scout: He's not exactly tossing fastballs indoors.

Jäger Leyline: tosses it back to Scout

Scout: "Thanks, pally."

Jäger Leyline: just don't hurt anyone

Barchar: "Or keep to hurting me."

Barchar: "Because I'll just get annoyed."

Scout: He contemplates going through the 'brother,I hurt people' line.

Schyroton: snaps back.

Scout: But nah. "Eh, alright. I'll save my awesomeness for the robots."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"What's going on?"[/color]

Scout: "My speedy, masculine, awesomeness." He flexes his nonexistant muscles.

Schyroton: ((my dad just gave me a free rose and pearl poster

Scout: I mean

Fellby: ((NEAT

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Sweet[/color]

Schyroton: rolls all four eyes.

Barchar: (Nice)

Scout: He HAS muscles. They're just less of a bodybuilding thing and more of a runner/swimmer thing

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She chuckles.[/color]

Scout: Meaning they don't really show.

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Barchar: "Yes."

Fellby: sighs and leans back, stretching a little.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]No, obviously Scout has no muscles at all.[/color]

Schyroton: ((he works at a printing company so

Barchar: "Your speedy, girlish awesomeness."

Scout: "I've killed a live bear with nothing but a hot dog costume."

Muffet: she comes back, handing Barchar some G. And a box. "For you. I'd say 'guess what it is', but you know."

Jäger Leyline: would hit on Fellby, by his daughter is here

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Wow."[/color]

Schyroton: ...Hhow the shahit.

Barchar: (okay)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"That's amazing, I think."[/color]

Schyroton: *shshit

Barchar: (i don't feel like reading through the whole comic)

Barchar: (didn't soldier kill the bear)

Scout: http://prntscr.com/coepd9

Scout: ((Nope

Scout: ((Scout killed one bear

Scout: ((ANd they got chased off by six more

Barchar: "Well, technically you used a bone."

Scout: ((Well, to be precise

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Scout: ((Scout, Soldier, and Pyro all killed one bear each I think

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Schyroton: Ththat's actualllly impressive.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"But why?"[/color]

Scout: "Long story, had to get a fat russian pancake out of the snow, yadda yadda."

Scout: "And then I got tons of chicks."

Fanta: ((I don't know if i'm high on teen spirit or whatever but i was in the shower and had the most stupid and crazy fuckin idea ever

Scout: "I always get tons of chicks." He flexes again.

Steve the Bear: -roars outside-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"That's actually more confusing, but okay."[/color]

Fanta: ((Brb

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Fellby: ((*nirvana plays*

Scout: He points at the direction of the roar.

Scout: "I'll go fight that bear."

Scout: "Ten bucks."

: (( I'm wearing a nirvana shirt

Barchar: "DON'T YOU DARE"!

Schyroton: Nno.

Fellby: "PPlease don't."

Jäger Leyline: thats a momma bear

Muffet: she flinches a bit

Fellby: ((fellby turned into schyro there for a second

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Schyro is starting to rub off on Fellby[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]pls[/color]

: (( I've had this nirvana shirt for three months and haven't worn it until today

Schyroton: ((we all had the exact same thought

Barchar: "I swear to god if you lay a finger on Steve I will personally make your life a living hell."

Scout: "I killed santa clause with a roll of wrapping paper and one of his own christmas ornaments."

Scout: "I can handle a bear." He makes fake boxing motions.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Why don't you just use weapons?"[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Like, weapons built to be weapons?"[/color]

Scout: "I do, I've just uh...well..."

Schyroton: Nno, ththe bear isnn't going to hurrt anyone unlessss she's provovoked.

Ember: "He's trying to challenge himself!"

Scout: He gets in a lot of situations where he doesn't have his magic shotgun.

Scout: "Yeah! Yeah!"

Scout: "Challenge myself, y'here?"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Suuure."[/color]

Scout: "Cause i'm too cool to be let loose."

Barchar: "I don't give a shit why you use weird weapons."

Schyroton: Ddon't hurt Steve.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Of course."[/color]

Barchar: "Don't touch her."

Scout: "I'll go through that teleporter."

Scout: "And bring a bear into this bar.'

Scout: "ANd then wrestle it to death."

Barchar: "That's fine."

Scout: "For ten bucks."

Ember: "Why?"

Barchar: "But that bear is off limits."

Drakon: "But why?"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"As long as nobody else is hurt, I guess."[/color]

Schyroton: ...Iii highly doubt yoyou'd survive that,

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"But if you start to lose I'm jumping in."[/color]

Scout: "Cause I can, cause the school is just cool like that."

Muffet: "...I'm willing to let him try."

Nobody: "Excuse me?"

Drakon: Drakon runs into the bar. After running into a wall.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hello."[/color]

Barchar: "Hi, Drakon."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"And hello."[/color]

Drakon: "I heard the word 'bear' so I assumed things were happening."

Scout: "One sec, I know where to find a bear."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Not yet, but they will happen."[/color]

SickEevee OOC: ((nobody's last name is "else" confirmed))

Fellby: ((scout brings in the gay definiton of bear

Barchar: (the ehavy)

Scout: Scout steps through the 2-way teleporter (which exists in MVM)

Scout: And some time passes.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"..."[/color]

Schyroton: ((scout brings in engie

Fellby: ((scout "this is my boyfriend"

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Schyroton: ((scout: im going to wrestle my boyfriend to death

Jäger Leyline: if he gets mauled to death.....well I'm going to laugh

Barchar: is waiting for scout to fight and honestly probably kill this bear

Scout: And then he comes back in, with a hot dog costume.

Schyroton: ...

Scout: "Alright, so I got these guys."

Fanta: ((Alright boys

Scout: "We work with 'em now."

Barchar: "...This does not seem like a necessity."

Scout: "I got 'em to send over a guy."

Scout: "It's a full simulation."

Scout: And then

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Okay."[/color]

Schyroton: Nno, this is prrretty funny.

Fanta: ((I'm either fuckin stupid or a mad genius

Fanta: ((And nothing inbetween

Fellby: "The hot dog costume is an interesting touch."

Scout: [url=https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/e/e3/Heavy_Hibernating_Set.png/200px-Heavy_Hibernating_Set.png?t=20120222230842]This steps in[/url]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Well let's see then.[/color]

: (( Let's hear it

Barchar: "...[sub]Oh god[/sub]"

Schyroton: ((youre both, slarv

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"That's."[/color]

Drakon: Drakon laughs.

Barchar: (Yeah you're probably both)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Not a bear."[/color]

Scout: Except uh, he's blue.

Fellby: bursts out laughing.

Schyroton: ...

SickEevee OOC: ((i was expecting the bear hat for heavy))

Drakon: "Hah. Very clever."

Schyroton: Hheh.

Fanta: ((So, you know what switching with a tulpa is right

Fellby: "Is that your man?"

Drakon: "[sub]Fuck you, Source crashes me[/sub]"

Schyroton: Good jojob.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yes[/color]

Barchar: (yes)

SickEevee OOC: ((ye))

Schyroton: ((yes

Scout: "We already killed all the bears, so he's the closest thing I could find."

: (( yes

Scout: He steps up to the heavy.

Barchar: "All the bears?"

Fanta: ((Do you know what exchange is

Schyroton: Apparently nnnot,

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I could easily get a bear."[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]No[/color]

SickEevee OOC: ((nope))

Scout: "Alright, just a scrim, lets not kill eachother yet."

Barchar: "As in, like, on the planet?"

Scout: "YES."

Scout: They high five.

Barchar: (no)

: (( no

Scout: And the scout steps back.

Fanta: ((It's where you send your tulpa to someone else's head

Scout: "The damn aussies got all the bears."

Schyroton: ((oh dear

Lily: [color=#daffdb]...You can do that!?[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wow[/color]

Barchar: "Oooh, yeah, that makes sense."

Fanta: ((I have attempted it, but I had to cut it off, I need to try it again

Barchar: (...you can do that?)

Fanta: ((I've heard it works

Barchar: (how??)

SickEevee OOC: ((i... don't think that works.))

Scout: The heavy raises his fists.

Barchar: (how the fuck)

Scout: And the scout raises his Bat Outta Hell

Schyroton: ((this is going to eather end wonderfully or terribly

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I mean, tulpas and stuff are strange, but I can see it working[/color]

Fanta: ((Metaphysical bullshit

Lily: [color=#daffdb]But exchanging[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]How the fuck[/color]

Scout: ((Send it to one of us lol

Fanta: ((I know people who've done it

Scout: ((We'll swap

Barchar: (Like, that doesn't really make any sense with how tulpas work, as far as I know)

Scout: ((You can have my homework

Fanta: ((And their tulpas have memories of their times

Barchar: (that's fucking [i]weird[/i] dude)

Fanta: ((I dunno how the hell it works

Lily: [color=#daffdb]That doesn't make sense with how ANYTHING works[/color]

Barchar: (I am skeptical)

Fanta: ((But people I know say it does, and I did come close the time I attemtped

SickEevee OOC: ((yeah, i don't think THAT'll work.))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]But I'll believe you[/color]

Scout: He readies his bat, and a bell rings.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Because yes[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She watches intently.[/color]

Scout: Heavy swings his clawed fist, scout ducks under it, crouching low.

Barchar: (I mean, I trust you slarv but tulpas aren't bloody magic)

Scout: ANd headbutts the fatman in the chest.

Fellby: draws his daughter and wife close, just in case.

Barchar: (that just doesn't make sense to me)

Jäger Leyline: gets popcorn

Muffet: she watches

Scout: Fatman uses this oppurtunity to grab skinnyman.

Fanta: ((Like I said

Muffet: "There better be enough for all of us."

Scout: And fucking piledrives Scout.

Fanta: ((I got no clue how it works

Drakon: "HAH"

Fellby: steals popcorn from Jager.

Scout: This should kill Scout, honestly. YEt he IMMEDIATELY gets up from this.

Jäger Leyline: doesn't mind

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"..."[/color]

Scout: ANd grabs the heavy around the neck with the bone bat.

Schyroton: ...Wwow.

Drakon: "Wow. Wow, wow, wow."

Muffet: she also does so

Scout: ANd starts screaming and choking this bear man out.

Muffet: hope you got lots of popcorn fuccboi

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SickEevee OOC: ((ohai tem))

Scout: The bear man starts screaming as well, trying to throw off this monkey man.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh hey Sean[/color]

Ember: "It's just like tv!"

Fanta: ((Anyway

tEmMiE: Lillith

Schyroton: brushes his hair back so all four eyes can see this clearly.

Barchar: (OH BOI HAVE YOU WALKED INTO SOMETHING FUN TEM)

Schyroton: ((hi tem

Fanta: ((So, imagine

Fanta: ((If you switched

tEmMiE: ((it already feels fun))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]...[/color]

Barchar: (...that...)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Are you suggesting planting YOURSELF[/color]

Schyroton: ((oh no

: (( "Half-Life 2 is overrated"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Into somebody's mind[/color]

Barchar: (This does not feel like it could possibly be a thing)

Fanta: ((This is literally just an idea

Jäger Leyline: are these two the kind of people that can die and just come back immediately?

Fanta: ((I wasn't gonna do it

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Because holy shit[/color]

: (( Would that work

SickEevee OOC: ((that sounds like a long shot))

Fanta: ((I can't even switch

: (( Without breaking yourself

Lily: [color=#daffdb]If that would fucking work[/color]

Fellby: "Maybe."

Fanta: ((But theoretically

Barchar: (This feels like even if it would KIND OF work it would probbly end up fucking you up)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]God damn[/color]

Barchar: "Probably."

Scout: The hot dog costume is ripped off somewhere during this

Lily: [color=#daffdb]That is what I consider magic[/color]

Fanta: ((If exchanges work, this could work

Scout: SO a naked scout is choking out the heavy by axphyxiating him with a hot dog costume.

Fellby: covers Schyro's eyes.

Schyroton: covers his own damn eyes

Drakon: "Why is this happening?"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"..."[/color]

SickEevee OOC: ((i mean maybe))

tEmMiE: ((what madness have I walked into?))

Muffet: "...We should have gotten a camera."

Scout: Eventually, the heavy passes out, and the scout spreads his arms, quickly donning the costume again.

Drakon: "I have a camera."

Scout: "AND THAT IS MY PROOF"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Well, IC you walked into a bear fight.[/color]

Drakon: "I record everything I see."

SickEevee OOC: ((but i don't think exchanges would work.))

Fellby: covers his own daughter's eyes.

Scout: "THAT I CAN BEAT A BAR WITH NOTHING BUT A BONE AND A FREAKIN' HOT DOG COSTUME."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]And OOC you walked into magic.[/color]

Scout: bear*

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She claps.[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Woooow. That was great."[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Good job!"[/color]

tEmMiE: (( neat ))

Fellby: "Ember? I think it's time you head home."

Schyroton: Ththat would be ffar more entertainnning if you hahad undergarments.

Ember: "Okay, dad."

Scout: "Scout don't wear underwear, he's too fast for it."

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Scout: "The uh...the morphagenetic field, yeah."

Scout: "It rips off the underwear cause i'm going so fast."

Schyroton: Pput some godddamn underwear on.

Fellby: ((now that you said undergarments i imagined scout wearing a frilly corset and panties underneath his costume

Fanta: ((If that'd work it's literally fuckin magic

Schyroton: ((YES

Muffet: "Drakon, send me the file of that thirty seconds please."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's honestly[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Literally magic.[/color]

Drakon: "On it."

Barchar: (...)

Jäger Leyline: tosses 10 bucks to the scout

Jäger Leyline: congracts

SickEevee OOC: ((i mean, what slarv is proposing here is body swapping. which is straight up magic))

Muffet: "You deserve the ten bucks."

Scout: He catches the bucks. "Look at me ma, i'm rich."

Jäger Leyline: Congrats*

Barchar: (anmd always works horribly)

Drakon: about five minutes later, Muffet recieves the video file. In perfect 4k.

Fanta: ((Like, I said, no clue if it would

Fanta: ((And I wouldn't try it

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I know, but still[/color]

tEmMiE: (( freaky friday sht is going on gotdam ))

Muffet: is selling the fuck outta this

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: (( It'd probably fuck you and the other tester up

Lily: [color=#daffdb]That's still amazing[/color]

Jäger Leyline: guess hes a mommas boy

Lily: [color=#daffdb]or dumb[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]depends[/color]

Scout: He does a sort of dance.

Fellby: "Indeed."

Scout: With swinging motions

SickEevee OOC: ((probably both))

Scout: AKA the carlton

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Well, I guess I believe you're strong now."[/color]

Ember: -She heads home.-

Barchar: "..."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Huh, I can't believe we've never done a CaU Tournament.[/color]

Barchar: [sub]"It's not unusual to be loved by anyone"[/sub]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]CaUrnament.[/color]

Barchar: (a tournament of what)

Scout: I have way too much fun with Scout

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Character v character[/color]

Barchar: (oh)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]In a tournament format[/color]

Scout: ((Thats unfair

: Somebody tell me not to send this message http://i.imgur.com/DYWYdXq.png

Scout: ((Editor would win in the end

Barchar: (there'd be a few clear winners and everyone else would be kinda shitty)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]But Editor isn't live[/color]

SickEevee OOC: ((editor is live, but in hiding))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Bloo, send that message[/color]

Scout: ((Lol he's living

Scout: ((He's just currently

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yes, he's live[/color]

Scout: *((Sir-Not-Appreaing-In-This-RP

Lily: [color=#daffdb]But he's not here[/color]

Barchar: (Editor: "You know, I should crash that party just because I can")

Lily: [color=#daffdb]>currently[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb][i]editor might return o shit[/i][/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]./s[/color]

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Scout: ((If I ever do bring the Editor back

SickEevee OOC: (([s]the final fight is editor vs giygas[/s]))

Scout: ((it's gonna be under some random other name

Scout: ((like Christopher

Scout: ((And he's gonna be in total Witness Protection mode

tEmMiE: (( why must all the fun things become competative? ))

Lily: [color=#daffdb][s]competitive*[/s][/color]

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Jäger Leyline: you heading out Fellby?

Lily: [color=#daffdb]And it doesn't need to be of course, I was just thinking aloud[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I do that sometimes[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Maybe[/color]

Fellby: "Nah, I'm staying."

: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.

Jäger Leyline: Just Ember?

Scout: ((And then He would have to explain to his wife

tEmMiE: (( It could be fun... ))

Barchar: she takes the box, walking into some other room

Scout: ((WHy he ditched his tuxedo

SickEevee OOC: (([s]cautale the nutshack[/s]))

The Batter: -He wanders in.-

tEmMiE: (( I like to vape. I'm not a pro, tho ))

Jäger Leyline: well that means I can do this

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hello."[/color]

Scout: He leaves for a bit, coming back with his usual outfit.

Scout: And then look at the batter.

Jäger Leyline: grabs his thigh

Schyroton: ...

Lily: [color=#daffdb]The second I see the words The Batter[/color]

SickEevee OOC: ((oh hey it's sans))

Schyroton: ((PURIFY

Lily: [color=#daffdb]'Oh no' ~ Knock the Ech[/color]

The Batter: "... No. I'm not dealing with this impure shit." He leaves.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"..."[/color]

Scout: "Wait no."

Barchar: oh

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Bye?"[/color]

Jäger Leyline: looks at Schyro, "Oh wait" He stops

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Well nevermind[/color]

SickEevee OOC: ((and there goes sans))

Scout: "Get back here! You're a freakin' baseball player!"

Schyroton: looks at Muffet immediately,

Schyroton: ...Whhat did you aand/or Felllby do?

Muffet: she looks at him. "What?"

Drakon: "..."

Schyroton: is obviously messing around, by his tone.

SickEevee OOC: ((welp, i haven't puked up this water yet. but i don't feel good still))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip[/color]

: (( that is a very echworthy sentence

Muffet: "What have we done with whom?"

: (( Wait

: (( if Tri and CE are the same person then how is Tri not sick also

: (( ?????????????????

Schyroton: ...It was mmmeant to be a jjoke.

SickEevee OOC: ((tri is sick. he just isn't mentioning it))

Schyroton: Because. Dddemon shit.

Drakon: "...That was a funny joke."

Muffet: "Oh."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yeah, I'm sick[/color]

Fellby: "Ooooh!"

Muffet: "We did the normal thing people do."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]But actually, I only get sick like once a year[/color]

: 'but actually'

Lily: [color=#daffdb]And I haven't been sick for about 7 months or so[/color]

Scout: "But yeah, like."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]So I may be sick soon idk[/color]

SickEevee OOC: ((i mean, i'm not rping so i actually have time to say i'm sick))

Scout: "I think we've established."

Schyroton: ((d'you think the batter can sense when ghosts are tyere

Scout: "That i'm the literal best."

Schyroton: ((*there

Schyroton: ...

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Eh."[/color]

Fellby: sighs and leans on Jager.

Barchar: Batter looks at Barchar

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"You're not bad. That's proven."[/color]

Barchar: and is just like 'BICTCH'

Schyroton: Yyou're about a sssseven.

SickEevee OOC: (([s]ironically, if the batter had pokemon he would have a ghost type team[/s]))

The Batter: (("This place is full of sin."

Scout: He raises up his fists, doing a boxing moment at Schyro.

Jäger Leyline: ((huh, I'm sick and so is bread

Scout: "i'll bring that to ten, wanna go?"

Jäger Leyline: ((its a conspiracy I tell you

Muffet: she looks really pissed for a second, before realizing he meant scout

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Oh boy."[/color]

Scout: "You and me, 1 on 1, mano e mano, compadre, capiche, buddy, pally."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"This is gonna be fun."[/color]

: [tem] [tEmMiE] is now [fallen_human] [Chara].

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She watches intently again.[/color]

Schyroton: ...Aare you SSSSURE you wawant to go hannd to hand with someone whho has four?

Barchar: she walks out, wearing the dress. "Scout, don't fight him. He's Schyroton, destroyer of worlds."

Scout: "..."

Scout: "Bat to hand."

Barchar: "This is for your protection."

Scout: "Baseball e mano.:

Fellby: "Ooooh, Barchar! You look great!"

Drakon: "I have six arms and nobody's saying anything. I want to see this."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Beisbol e mano[/color]

Schyroton: ...Nnice dress.

Muffet: she smiles musgly. "Told you."

Fanta: is asleep

: musgly

Barchar: what the fuck

: 10/10 would musgly again

Lily: [color=#daffdb]musgly[/color]

Chara: walks into the bar.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hello."[/color]

Drakon: "Hey there."

Barchar: smugly*

Chara: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?

Fellby: could go for a nice mug brownie.

Barchar: isn't mugsly the name of dick dastardly's dog

Chara: Err...

Barchar: "...Nothing, Chara."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Fights?"[/color]

Fellby: "Stuff."

Drakon: "..."

Chara: Sorry I didn't mean to shout.

Barchar: "Other Chara."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Or, a single fight. A friendly fight."[/color]

Schyroton: stands up. "...Yyou're absollllutely cecertain that you wwant to fight a man whho's half a ton, mmmade of metal, annd has four hhands?"

Jäger Leyline: huh, never expected to see you in a dress Babe

Barchar: (tem why are your text colors all so dark)

Chara: nods to BarChara

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I'm Lily, nice to meet you."[/color]

thicc!frisk: they walk into the bar, waving to everyone

Schyroton: ((it's mutts,ey

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I don't think tem uses dark theme[/color]

Schyroton: ((*muttsley

Scout: "I've taken on some robots bigger than you, c'mon, one on one." He's hopping around like a little gremlin.

Chara: Likewise.

Barchar: (oh, right)

Muffet: "Muffet, expectation smasher."

Jäger Leyline: Yeah, scout shouldn't you be asking to fight someone else?

Chara: So... why is it people are fighting?

Barchar: "I'm the one who's wearing it."

Schyroton: ...Iit'd be cheatiing if I brought out ththe guns, you know whhhhhhat?

Lily: [color=#daffdb]...Huh, Lilligant is actually pretty small[/color]

Muffet: "But you're [i]not[/i] the one that bought it."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Not smol, but small[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]3'7[/color]

Schyroton: ((mildly smol

Chara: pulls a flask out of their pocket and takes a swig

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Just to have fun, for the most part."[/color]

Fanta: ((Meanwhile in another chat "Quantum entanglement requires that the twin particles or waves have been in the same place in the past though. It's a state of mutal information rather than FTL information passing."

thicc!frisk: "hello, everyone~"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Oh, I'm sorry, it's to prove he's the best." She rolls her eyes.[/color]

Fellby: rubs Muffet's belly again.

Schyroton: If yyou really want to, go ahhhhhhhhhead.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hello.[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"[/color]

Barchar: her eye twitches

Barchar: "Ugh."

Barchar: "You."

Chara: (( shit gtg ))

thicc!frisk: "what?"

Schyroton: ignores thiccsk

Lily: [color=#daffdb]rip[/color]

Varik: ((fun fact. varik's body is still just rotting in the woods.))

: [fallen_human] [Chara] disconnected.

Schyroton: ((rio bye tem

Drakon: "Your fucking. The sound."

Barchar: she mimics the tilde noise. poorly.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]rio bye tem[/color]

Scout: He just strolls up.

Jäger Leyline: rubs Fellby's belly

Schyroton: ((*rip

thicc!frisk: "so you don't like me~?"

Scout: And holds out his arm to shake.

Fellby: "... What are you doing?"

Scout: "Lets go, pally."

Jäger Leyline: seeing if you like it

Barchar: looks at Jager and Fellby, silently

Scout: And then he dissapears cause I gtg

: High Priest Laharl [Scout] disconnected.

Fellby: "I mean."

Schyroton: nods, accepting the oh nvm

Muffet: "He's allowed to do it to me because I'm pregnant, gros morceau."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]oh[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]rip again[/color]

Schyroton: ...

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"........"[/color]

Fellby: "It's not too weird?"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Er..."[/color]

thicc!frisk: just walks out of the bar, making tilde noises along the way

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"What happened?"[/color]

Schyroton: Well that wwas underwhhhhhhhelming.

Jäger Leyline: I know, just thought it'd be funny

Schyroton: But honestly, nnot a bad ththing.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Well, that was nice, I suppose."[/color]

Schyroton: Iiii'd feel bad if Iiiii endededed up doing serious dadadamage to him.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Don't worry, apparently he's the best."[/color]

Barchar: she sits on the couch, folding her hands in her lap

: Ant [Ant] joined chat.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Ant[/color]

: hi ant

Fellby: "Wonder when the baby's gonna start kicking."

Ant: ((hi))

Schyroton: Hhe's picking a fifight with a robot whhhhose body was made ffffor combat.

Jäger Leyline: Yeah even I'm not that stupid

Schyroton: Mmost of the fufunctions were remooved, but ststill.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I know. I was joking."[/color]

Jäger Leyline: leans on Fellby now

Schyroton: Thhere are features Ii've added ththat could actualllly kill people.

Schyroton: ...

Drakon: "...Congratulations."

Entra: *She walks in*

Drakon: he did not say that sarcastically

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hello."[/color]

Hellcat: and he crawls up onto Entra's shoulder

Schyroton: wonders if his old body is still around.

Fellby: ((entra enters the bar

Schyroton: Hhi.

: Amateur Semen Demon [Deadaton] joined chat.

Barchar: "I'd say something, but you probably wouldn't appreciate it."

Barchar: "Also hi Entra"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh hey B[/color]

Schyroton: ((ayyy, b

Gaster: -He melted the old body down for scrap.-

: (( shit it's B

Entra: "Hey"

Ant: (( ABC ))

Deadaton: ((Thought I'd stop by

Schyroton: There goes the flamethrower, oh well.

Fellby: ((hello b

SickEevee OOC: ((oh d00d it's B?))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]It is B[/color]

Deadaton: ((glad to see you're still going

Ant: (( Holy shit deja vu wtf ))

Jäger Leyline: Hey

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yep[/color]

Barchar: (holy shit, tem, b and ant all in a row)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]We should still be going for a while[/color]

SickEevee OOC: ((so, i just found one last can of sprite. and hopefully it'll actually help and i won't just puke it up!))

: (( We get it you're sick

Barchar: (We're gonna be playing some actual CaH for our anniversary soon)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I don't think sprite helps your stomach[/color]

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

SickEevee OOC: ((the carbonation tends to help))

Deadaton: ((nov 11 right?

Ant: (( I didn't know. this is new information. Get better ))

Barchar: (We're makin oour own deck)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yep, nov 11[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Also, TIL, thanks CE[/color]

Ant: (( Oh btw I could've been killed by clowns today but I wasn't ))

: Frisky Whiskington [] joined chat.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]oh[/color]

Fellby: ((i think there's a link in the description

Fellby: ((for the card doc

Deadaton: ((well I was going to show up and be like surprise anniversary bitch but alas))

Ant: (( actual fucking thing that happened. Clowns threatened my school ))

: (( "Link in the description"

Lily: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lnoRkI-gK3MVJEaFpqxdEUy8bfgDiXX8EVej8-MO68M/edit

: (( What are you, chime, some shitty lets play youtuber

: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.

Fellby: ((yes i'm brotharkery

: ((https://youtu.be/dNYf894ZM8U

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Also, hi Frisky[/color]

Barchar: (HEY EVERYONE IT'S BARKERY HERE WITH A BRAND NEW MINECRAFT GAMEPLAY VIDEO)

Jäger Leyline: anyone want some food?

Barchar: (Or wait it was brotharkery not jsut abrkery)

Fellby: "Sure."

: ((Also ohey people are coming))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Sounds good."[/color]

Muffet: "Yes."

: ((Who the fuck is number 54

Barchar: (ant)

Schyroton: ((yo

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Sean[/color]

: Amateur Semen Demon [Deadaton] is now Tronald Dump [Alphailure].

Barchar: (wait no)

Fellby: ((that would be tem

Barchar: (tem)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Ant is 51[/color]

: ((Oh, right

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I think[/color]

: ((Numbers get confusing

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yeah ant is 51[/color]

Barchar: (Ant, tem and B all in here at once. Damn)

Ant: (( wait what's going on are we playing cards again? ))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Now we just need Erron[/color]

Ant: (( Also hey i've been around...sort of... ))

Alphailure: ((ok pointless self-insert time))

Barchar: (not right now, but soon)

Chara: (( would be nice ))

: ((There's 13 people here rn

Schyroton: ((errons been here

Lily: [color=#daffdb]We're playing cards on nov 11[/color]

Alphailure: ((going to take a while to remember how to do this shit))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Which is CaUnniversary[/color]

Barchar: (and probably for a while before and after)

Chara: (( i'll mark my calender ))

: ((I read that as "remember how to take a shit"

Alphailure: ((that too

Ant: (( Ah. Damn. We've almost made it a year. ))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]That is important Frisky[/color]

Chara: (( i wasn't here for the conception of CaU ))

: ((Well we're breathing

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I was here short after, I think?[/color]

: ((At thirteen people rn

SickEevee OOC: ((on november 11th (and probably the entireity of that week) we'll be celebrating the CaUniversary. and one way we're celebrating is playing cards again))

Fanta: ((Eyyyyyy B

Alphailure: ((oi slarv

: ((If we had Erron here

Ant: (( Good job team. I joined like a month later or something? I think I saw a comment on reddit? ))

Barchar: (the only way I'm aware of)

: ((That would be like

Jäger Leyline: gets up

: ((14 people

Barchar: (I joined...riiight before we moved from charat)

Jäger Leyline: to the kitchen?

Schyroton: ((i like how my anniv with my gf is three days after the cauniversary

Barchar: (and then came up riiiight before we moved to parp)

: ((HAAAAH REMEMBER WHEN WE THOUGHT 12 PEOPLE ON AT THE SAME TIME WAS A SIGN OF THE GOLDEN AGE

: ((HAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ant: (( I was there for cards then quit for awhile. Came back when we were on charat and then we switched to this ))

SickEevee OOC: ((i joined sometime before charat. i believe my first game i played from the sub (i played one before that) had the password "snow poff"))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Just going to clarify, are we inviting Bio[/color]

: ((I came, like

Fanta: ((No

Fanta: ((Nope

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Okay cool[/color]

Fanta: ((Nah

Alphailure: -walks in. Not struts, or shambles, just walks. You see, in shaking my convention of overexplaining entrances and-

Fanta: ((Nono

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hello."[/color]

: ((Right after the subreddit was created

Alphailure: -fuck-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]bees[/color]

: ((Still been here for a year

Fellby: "Hello, there, stranger."

Fanta: ((Pretty sure we have some bio bashing cards in there anyway

Schyroton: ...Hhellllllllo.

Lily: [color=#daffdb][sub]you're welcome CK[/sub][/color]

Barchar: "Hi."

Ant: (( Whenever y'all left the first comments on r/undertale was when I arrived I think ))

: ((Ah

: (( I submitted a black card

Alphailure: Hey. I was told this was like an eternal lukewarm party or something?

: ((Remember when we advertised

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I would honestly have no idea what I would be doing rn[/color]

: ((That was shit

Schyroton: ...Mmmaybe?

Lily: [color=#daffdb]If it weren't for CaU[/color]

Entra: *sits on the couch*

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yeah, nobody from the advertisement stayed[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip[/color]

Alphailure: -seems a bit too confident for Alphys but whatever-

Jäger Leyline: heads to the back

Fellby: "I mean, I guess?"

: If you had no idea what you were doing

Schyroton: ((i advertised and only my gf stayed

: You just gotta do something

Schyroton: ((OH thats an alphys ok

Lily: [color=#daffdb]We should advertise again /s[/color]

: ((because your gf is dedicated

Alphailure: Lukewarm parties are my lifeblood.

Barchar: (I think I came from an ad?)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Uh, sorta?"[/color]

Barchar: (but idk)

Ant: (( I was here from the ad. The first wave of ads. Maybe one of the only ads in the first wave of ads. IDK. I stayed ))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]There was only one ad[/color]

: ((I came from an advertisement of a game on /r/Undertale

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Well, there were posts like 'hey join this game of CaH'[/color]

Fellby: crosses his legs.

Alphailure: ((intending to create something very me_irl here))

Schyroton: is kinda uneasy, but that's normal.

Barchar: (I think I just came because somebody mentioned it offhandedly in r/undertale)

Barchar: (And I wanted to see an undertale cah game)

: ((It was probs the 14th or 13th idk

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Same[/color]

Alphailure: Got drinks?

Barchar: (and then I saw it was mostly rp and was like)

: ((And I was like))

Alphailure: Of course you it's a fucking bar you stupid

Barchar: ("Okay. This is where I need to be.")

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I joined, saw it was roleplay, roleplayed, got into it, got better, and stayed[/color]

: (("I like CaH"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Yes."[/color]

Alphailure: Ok. Cool.

: ((Then I selected my name as Toriel for no reason

Ant: (( I think I was reading homestuck around the time I came because I remember being like "I want weird internet friends because of this" ))

: ((I didn't know it was RP

Schyroton: ((i mostly joined because im a slut for mettatons

: ((Then came the infamous line

Lily: [color=#daffdb]We dragged CE in, iirc[/color]

: (( The black card I added was "vinny is now streaming ___"

: (("Toriel slapped him in the balls as punishment"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]He was just here for the cards[/color]

Grillby: -He waves Alphys over.-

Alphailure: That was planned, you see, I like self deprecating humor, heh.

: (( I joined 8 months ago

Lily: [color=#daffdb]And then we got him into doing ToD[/color]

Chara: (( i came for the cards; stayed for the RP. still miss the games tho ))

Fanta: ((I came here from the sidebar

Jäger Leyline: starts cooking up a pizza

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Don't worry, the games will happen[/color]

Barchar: "Ooookay."

Fanta: ((You know

: (( I came here from the sidebar too, yeah

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Eventually[/color]

Alphailure: No, I don't drink.

Chara: (( I just lost ))

Fanta: ((The link that's in the sidebar of /r/ut

: ((I was embarrassed and I was like "AAA" and rejoined as a Frisk

Lily: [color=#daffdb]WAIT EVERYONE[/color]

: ((Boom bing boom

Ant: (( I remember there were cards about how I had a self-inserted a guitar because I got one for my b-day a few months earlier ))

Alphailure: -gives Grillby some money-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I just thought of something.[/color]

SickEevee OOC: ((actually, i only played cards for a while because i had no idea how to rp varik. but eventually i was just like "eh, i'll rp"))

: ((Came for CaH

: ((Stayed for RP and CaH

Alphailure: Give some booze to an African child or something.

Barchar: (I was just like 'I bet nobody has played MK. I'll play MK.")

: ((Kept staying here for RP

Lily: [color=#daffdb]You all just lost the game again.[/color]

Schyroton: ((i came from a /r/undertale thing

Alphailure: ((no I

Schyroton: ((FUCK YOU

: ((Me too MV

Grillby: "But they're under age."

Fellby: ((no you

: What game

Alphailure: ((AUTOCORRECT FIXED MY NO U

Lily: [color=#daffdb]no i[/color]

Fellby: ((Oh, you.

Schyroton: ((*unzips pants*

Barchar: "18 years old can still kind of be called something else."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Dicks out for Harambe /s[/color]

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Alphailure: And thirsty.

: ((I like to wear shorts

Lily: [color=#daffdb]They're comfy and easy to wear[/color]

: ((They're comfortable and easy to wear!

Grillby: "Then I'll get them soda."

: Fuck you Tri

Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's comfy[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]You fuck[/color]

Jäger Leyline: exits the back with a large supreme pizza and places it on the table near the couch

: -Ding-

Fellby: "Ooooohhhh."

: Lily [Lily] edited the chat information.

Muffet: she starts drooling

Ant: (( I came for internet friends and stayed for internet friends and RP ))

Chara: (( who wears ahort shorts? ))

Muffet: it's tinted slightly green

Alphailure: I mean, are you going to deny them the elixir of life because they're under some arbitrary number set by humanity?

Muffet: "Yeeeesss"

Alphailure: Rude.

Schyroton: ...

Alphailure: Shit, I'm waxing Rick.

: Sin Counter: 50,000,000,011,111,111,111,117,000,007,0761.5 (Recent: Fuck Tri)

Fellby: immediately grabs a slice.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Woooooooooooow."[/color]

Ant: (( "Human sadness" aka "Fuck you and your tie" ))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]The topic is 'Tri's a bitch'[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]And the sin is 'Fuck Tri'[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Cri[/color]

SickEevee OOC: ((cri for tri))

: #cri4tri

: Tri is like a fucking sponge

Lily: [color=#daffdb]1 Cri = One triangle saved[/color]

: That absorbs

: All this shit

: Press 6 to cri for Tri

Alphailure: ((rude

Lily: [color=#daffdb]6[/color]

Ant: (( 666 ))

SickEevee OOC: ((6))

Jäger Leyline: chows down

Barchar: 6

Jäger Leyline: Babe you havin any?

Alphailure: ((why would tri absorb shit

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She grabs a slice and eats it.[/color]

Ant: (( so edgey ))

Barchar: "Nah."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I do absorb shit.[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's called rips.[/color]

Fellby: moans a little. "Fuck, this is so good..."

SickEevee OOC: ((if tri absorbs shit, then by extension, so do i.))

Alphailure: ((we get it you vape

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Fellby don't fuck the pizza[/color]

: (( we get it you absorb

Drakon: "Don't fuck the pizza."

Muffet: "This is God's gift to man. And I'm stealing it."

Schyroton: ...

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hoooolyyyyy..."[/color]

Alki: *Walks in*

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hello."[/color]

Fellby: ((*Tri absorbs the High Quality rips

Schyroton: Aaare you going to do ththis every tttime?

Muffet: "Coveting your neigbors shit. Sinful. Score one for the succubus."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I would be listening to rips, but I'm too lazy to get my headphones[/color]

Fellby: "Goddamn I love pizza."

Chara: (( lol ))

: Ant [Ant] is now Alki [Alki].

SickEevee OOC: (([url=http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/e/e1/MajinBuuSuperPiccoloGohanGotenTrunksNV.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20100705153507]we get it, you absorb[/url]))

Alphailure: Geez, dollar store Grillb.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]On another note, I'm finally RPing and focusing[/color]

Jäger Leyline: Heh, its causing you to make the same sounds to make when we....

Jäger Leyline: yeah its good

Alphailure: Did you order that one with extra sausage?

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Lately I've been doing stuff while I RP and I was just not at all focused[/color]

Schyroton: glares.

Barchar: she smirks

Chara: (( Sin is going against God's will... who among the mortals could claim to know the will of God? ))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Time to not browse Reddit or play games while I RP[/color]

Fellby: winks at Alphys.

: CaUnter-strike's connection timed out.

Muffet: well, she's a demon so

Schyroton: Ccan you kindly nnnnot?

Jäger Leyline: its a supreme

Alphailure: -exaggerated wink with open mouth-

Muffet: she doesn't need your waxing philosophical she just needs this pizza

Jäger Leyline: Hey I changed what I was going to say didn't it?

Jäger Leyline: didn't I*?

Schyroton: Yyes.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She finishes the slice.[/color]

SickEevee OOC: ((cli[boards))

Alki: sits on the couch

Schyroton: (( [url=https://www.heels.com/womens-shoes/trail-royal-blue.html]those shoes were gold and blue, always seemed brand new, must've set you back a few[/url]

Lily: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lnoRkI-gK3MVJEaFpqxdEUy8bfgDiXX8EVej8-MO68M/edit

: Sin Counter: 50,000,000,011,111,111,111,117,000,007,0761.5 (Recent: Fuck Tri)

SickEevee OOC: http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/dragonball/images/e/e1/MajinBuuSuperPiccoloGohanGotenTrunksNV.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/180?cb=20100705153507

Barchar: ("As I recall, Soldier killed that bear.")

Barchar: (Oh oops)

: Lily [Lily] changed the topic to "Tri's amazing"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Shameless self-promotion[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Buy my triangles[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]They are the best triangles[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]You will ever see or need.[/color]

Alphailure: You know how like in porn the person buys pizza and then it's like the delivery guy has his dick in the box?

SickEevee OOC: ((tri sells bootleg doritos))

Schyroton: ((no

Fellby: ((http://www.bodenusa.com/en-us/

Lily: [color=#daffdb]ok[/color]

Jäger Leyline: babe come sit with me

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...What?"[/color]

Jäger Leyline: on or me

Jäger Leyline: or on*

Alphailure: Because if you watch porn that's disgusting and you should be ashamed.

Alki: (( Boden is a thing? ))

Schyroton: stands up and leaves, slamming the Anydoor.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Oh."[/color]

Fellby: "... Oops."

: What am I thinking of rn

SickEevee OOC: ((what happened to the boden chart?))

Alphailure: ...tough crowd.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Pineapples.[/color]

: Schyroton [Schyroton] is now MV [MV].

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Boden chart is RIP, because people saw it as a competition, not as a chart.[/color]

SickEevee OOC: ((ah))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Including me[/color]

Alphailure: ((chart

Lily: [color=#daffdb]So, yeah[/color]

: ((Remember when Violet made a theory that the bar was composed of physical boden

Lily: [color=#daffdb]It was actually a boden scale, but[/color]

Fellby: ((mv the first word on that site i saw was "PRIVLEGED" and i immediately thought "check your privledge"

Barchar: she rolls her yes, walking over

MV: ((lol

Lily: [color=#daffdb]she rolls her yes[/color]

Chara: (( hey guys, whats tubgirl? someone's telling me to look it up... is it a porno?))

Alphailure: ((as you can see sin production has recently increased by 110%))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I'll look it up for you[/color]

MV: ((oh god

MV: ((no

Alphailure: ((NO

Lily: [color=#daffdb]...[/color]

Fellby: ((*immediately looks it up*

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Fuck.[/color]

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Why[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Have I done this[/color]

Barchar: (OH GOD WHAT IS THIS I'M SCARED)

MV: ((its a woman shitting into her own mouth i do believe

Alphailure: ((you just got shit on

Alki: (( it. is. not. porn. ))

Jäger Leyline: what? what happened?

Barchar: (WHAT)

: Time to look it up :)

Barchar: (WELL YEAH IT IS PORN)

Fellby: ((... i got the urban dictionary definition

Lily: [color=#daffdb]A famous internet photo of a fat asian lady in a bathtub gushing orange diarrhea onto her face and into her open mouth[/color]

Barchar: (JUST WEIRD PORN)

Alki: (( NOT MY PORN ))

Barchar: (BUT ALSO WHAAAAAAAAAAT)

Alki: (( THAT IS THE BAD KINK ))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Share my pain[/color]

Alphailure: ((fun family experience for those not worried about rule 2

Alki: (( I'm kink shaming this ))

: Huh

: Saw the pic

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rule 2?[/color]

Jäger Leyline: Nevermind

Barchar: (NOT GONNA TOUCH THAT SHIIIIT)

: Seems normal

Fellby: "Schyro doesn't like sensual experiences."

: Hm

: I'm not gonna touch it

Barchar: "Sex."

: Don't feel like it

Alphailure: ((go through encyclopedia dramatics'a offended page))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh nvm[/color]

Fanta: ((Tubgirl is someone drinking their own orange juice enema

Barchar: "He's not here anymore. You can say 'sex'."

Chara: (( This is why I don't click on every link I come across anymore ))

Jäger Leyline: thought it was something I said though

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Anyway[/color]

: I've went through the whole thing B

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Time to get a new clipboard[/color]

Fellby: "Good point."

Chara: (( people doing shit like this to me ))

Lily: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ Much better

Alphailure: Talking about sex is less fun when nobody's offended.

: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisky].

Alphailure: Kind of half the point of humor.

Alki: (( I'm ok with the rickroll this time ))

Fellby: "Oh, I disagree."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]yesssssss[/color]

Chara: (( WHERE is the best place to get eyebleach? ))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]i got one person[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I need to step up my game, but for now there's an easily avoidable one[/color]

Alphailure: Oh come on. Every joke offends somebody.

Muffet: "God, you must suck at pillow talk then."

Alki: (( same place you buy your elbow grease? ))

Frisky: I actually have bleach in my bathroom

Chara: (( puppies or babies? I'm going dogs ))

Alphailure: Mostly Italians.

MV: ((puppies

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Puppies[/color]

Frisky: Babies are shitty.

Alki: leaves because they aren't needed

Fanta: ((/r/eyebleach

Smolster: (kittens

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Also, cats are better than dogs.[/color]

Jäger Leyline: Yeah people usually get offended by something I said

Alphailure: Pillow talk? Never tried it.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Proven.[/color]

Alphailure: First, you have to

Alphailure: You know

: Alki [Alki] is now A [A].

Frisky: ((kittens

Lily: [color=#daffdb]By a friend I trust.[/color]

Chara: (( nm, its cats. cats cure eyerot ))

A: walks in

Alphailure: own a pillow

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hello."[/color]

Muffet: "...That..."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She keeps eating pizza.[/color]

Muffet: "What do you think 'pillow talk' is"

Alphailure: -grins-

Alphailure: When you talk about gourmet pillows.

A: (( This character seems weird with B being back... ))

Muffet: "...Are you fucking with me or not?"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Don't worry, Ant[/color]

Frisky: Anyone want to see a pic of Tubgirl

Lily: [color=#daffdb]This is just another step in clearing every letter in the alphabet as a name[/color]

A: (( This is purely coincidence ))

Alphailure: Not fucking anyone. That's half the problem.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]FRISKY NO[/color]

SickEevee OOC: ((no))

Fellby: ((NO

A: ((frisky. no.))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]IF YOU LINK IT I'LL WANT TO CLICK IT[/color]

Barchar: (nah)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]BUT I DON'T WANT TO CLICK IT[/color]

Fellby: ((i will fucking kick you frisky

Frisky: Bur

Alphailure: ((Seriously though I thought you were parodying me at first))

Frisky: But*

Lily: [color=#daffdb]bur[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]burrrrr[/color]

Alphailure: ((bill

Lily: [color=#daffdb]nye[/color]

: -A lower tenor voice with a French accent is heard. "Hey, lizard person. Your sense of humor is shit."-

Alphailure: ((no

Lily: [color=#daffdb]life[/color]

Alphailure: Tends to happen when I talk out my ass.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"..."[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"It's getting a bit crowded. Or is that just me?"[/color]

Frisky: Fuck it

Frisky: https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcROr3K7j_XivsLpkjwhOu7WLsywUu5Zad8PY7t9rDgTNyPt--uP

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I REFUSE[/color]

Barchar: (I'm not clicking it)

A: "I may have a solution to all your supernatural difficulties"

Frisky: LET'S SEE IF I GET KICKED OR NOT

Alphailure: ((GROSS

Barchar: (WAIT IS IT THE REAL THING)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I have enough willpower[/color]

A: (( OH FUCK MY EYES! ))

Frisky: No

Lily: [color=#daffdb]To not click that shit[/color]

Barchar: (WHAT THE FUCK FRISKY)

Alphailure: ((PROBABLY

Frisky: IT'S NOT

Lily: [color=#daffdb]FUCK YOU I'M CLICKING IT[/color]

Fellby: ((frisky plz

Fanta: ((Fuck it

Fanta: ((I'll find out

Alphailure: ((DON'T LIE TO ME

Lily: [color=#daffdb]IT'S NOT THE LINK[/color]

A: (( FRISKY WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS IT'S AWFUL ))

Frisky: I SWEAR TO GOD YOU CAN BAN ME IF IT'S THE REAL THING

Lily: [color=#daffdb]THANK FUCKING GOD[/color]

: MV [MV] is now Avanne [Avanne].

Avanne: [url=http://i.imgsafe.org/63cb63d05d.png]A 6'8" tall ball-jointed doll drops from the ceiling.[/url]

Barchar: "Hi, Avanne."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hello."[/color]

Fanta: It is not

Jäger Leyline: ((you bring it upon yourself if you click it

Avanne: Hello.

Alphailure: ok what

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I clicked it, it's safe[/color]

Fanta: It's a funny meme

A: "OH FUCK WAS THAT A GHOST...oh...oh no it's a doll..."

Alphailure: ((MV has a tall person fetish))

Barchar: "I"m a ghost."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yes they do[/color]

Frisky: They actually do

Alphailure: ((at this point it's obvious))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Actually, no[/color]

Barchar: (Yes they do)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]They just have a size fetish[/color]

Avanne: You'd be right on that, darling.

Fellby: ((nooooo really?

Avanne: ((bruh

Frisky: They have a size fetish

Avanne: ((you JUST noticed

A: gives barchar the side eye [i]with a fucking mask on[/i]

Alphailure: ((well

Frisky: They've already confirmed that

Alphailure: ((benefit of the doubt and all

Barchar: she can see under that shit anyway

Lily: [color=#daffdb]To be fair, Sean hasn't been here in a while[/color]

Barchar: "Look. Darling."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"..."[/color]

Avanne: flips their hair.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I'm gonna go...it's full in here."[/color]

Halla: <"...">

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Bye everyone!"[/color]

Fellby: chuckles. "It's getting a bit crowded, huh?"

Fanta: ((Tri

Avanne: Bye.

Barchar: "If you try to exorcise me or whatever, you WILL gain the ire of this entire bar."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yes[/color]

Fanta: ((Who is sean

Barchar: "Don't do it."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Tem[/color]

Blake: <"...">

Fanta: ((They stole my old name

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Sean_NH[/color]

Fanta: ((Ok

Jäger Leyline: hmm?

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She leaves, waving.[/color]

Muffet: "It's true."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Gtg[/color]

Alphailure: A basketballing frenchie. Can cross that off my list.

: [fallen_human] [Chara] disconnected.

Fanta: ((Bye

Avanne: ((iirc isnt tem alexandra? unless i misremembered

Fanta: ((Tem's username is sean_nh

A: "But...it is my purpose! It is why god created me! IT IS HIS DIVINE WILL!"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I just meant their username---yeah[/color]

Avanne: ((ah

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Anyway[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Gn <3[/color]

Avanne: Shut up.

Muffet: "And I'm a bloody demon, so fuck god's will."

: <3

Avanne: ((ah, gn

Lily: [color=#daffdb]<3[/color]

Halla: <"...">

: Lily [Lily] disconnected.

Muffet: "You're not taking this cute ghost girl away from me."

Fanta: ((https://i.redditmedia.com/b7OkOtGaelo8qKT8VBbVJMK09CdlSFIyLIHLM6XvQNM.jpg?w=800&s=8730670d0169fd6c45eb7e0d7fabfaae

Fanta: ((Look

Blake: <"....">

Fanta: ((It's bullshit

A: "YOU WILL NOT HAVE SEXUALY INTERCOURSE WITH THE LORDS DESIRES!"

Barchar: (who are they)

Tiberius: <"Pardon, but... what is basketball?">

Jäger Leyline: wanna go somewhere less crowded Felly?

Blake: <"OH MY GOD">

Fanta: ((The main char of dr

Halla: <"Oh my god.">

Fanta: ((And his waifu

Halla: <"Did.">

Avanne: