Jäger Leyline: gets up and walks over to the letters
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's HIIIIIGH pmd))
Fellby: -His hand drifts to his lower abdomen, just briefly.-
Replay: there is now a light brown letter along with the two purplish ones. Still sealed.
: ((Beep boop
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's high noon[/color]
: ((Also shit Laharl isn't here rn
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*rubs temples* I know this person too well... they'll legitimately kill themselves to go find me and drag my ass back...[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]NONONONONONONONON[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((RULE 2))
Smash: [color=#fffffe]not happening though[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]RULE 2[/color]
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Smash: [color=#fffffe]won't let it[/color]
Fellby: ((SMASH
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Thank fucking god MV isn't here[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Holy shit Smash[/color]
Fellby: ((Go review rule two for me, please
: Guys.
: -generic panic coment-
: First offense, he probly didn't realize it was that sensitive about the exact wording
Barchar: (Dude, we've all accidentally did it when we were WEll, most of us have anyway. I did it.)
: It's just a mistake
: No need to freak out
Barchar: (when we were new*)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Of course it's just a mistake[/color]
: That much
Fellby: ((I realize that.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]But still[/color]
: dont sweat it though
CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, i did too. multiple times by accident))
: just read rulez plz
Smash: (( I did, that completely slipped mind
: You could of just said "Hey, that's still rule 2, please don't do it again"
Fellby: ((That's fine. I've fucked up with it sometimes.
SS Asriel: ((http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-446294234 watch this shit
: and say "MV, rule 2 happened, don't read the logs"
: But I won't be pissy about it
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's over now[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]But yeh[/color]
Smash: (( I wasn't thinking MYself, and so I didn't think about it
Replay: "Dear Jager: Hi! I'm not good at talking to others, so let me get to the point. You have something I want. I'm holed up somewhere near and dear to you, where you met a certain someone. That certain someone is your son. In case you didn't get that. Attached to this letter is some motivation. Come get me, tiger. ~Replay"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's alright, it happens[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((in general we need to react better to rule 2 breaking. i mean, tri goes with a "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"))
Jäger Leyline: picks up the letter and sits down, opens it
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I'm sorry[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's fine))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I was just scared[/color]
Jäger Leyline: .....-looks at the attachment-
Smash: (( fuck me, Ib was scared too the second I realised
: ((Nah it's chill
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: ((Just an anxiety thing with one of our members
Replay: it's Loni, passed out. Unharmed, save for a small cut above her brow. "Accidentally dropped her, sorry!" is written in marker.
Smash: (( I know, I'm so sorry
: ((We're not gonna ban you
: ((It's fine
Barchar: (At least not first time)
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: ((Everybody has done it once
Barchar: (ONly if youy do it a shitload and act like a fuckface in the aftermath)
CryingEevee OOC: ((it happens from time to time. at least mv wasn't here))
SS Asriel: ((Are you seeing this scrub on showdown
Smash: (( I've been hounding my own ass over that rule, I fucked myself
Jäger Leyline: ......big mistake pal
: ((Smash, again, don't freak out
Fellby: looks over Jager's shoulder. "What's going on."
: ((It was just a little mistake, MV wasn't here, it's okay
Jäger Leyline: someone kidnapped Loni
Replay: "Come alone." is also written on it
Smash: (( I'm sorry, I'm really sensitive about letting people down...
Fellby: "Oh... and you go alone. Shit."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's fine[/color]
Barchar: (It's cool, Smash)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Almost everyone's done it[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Accidentally[/color]
Barchar: (Again, one fuckup is no big deal. i accidentally did it about 5 minutes after coming back the first time I left)
CryingEevee OOC: ((you know, with me it's gotten to the point where mentally if someone outside of cau breaks rule 2 i just wanna say "you broke rule 2"))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Same CE[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((but yeah, once or twice is no big deal))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, i've probably broke it 3 seperate times))
Barchar: (Most of how mad we get is how you act after the fact)
Smash: (( still, I'm sorry, it really shouldn't have happen, I'm probably not gonna live this down...
Fellby: ((dude, it's okay
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's fiiine[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((you are))
Fellby: ((it was an honest mistake
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Really, it's okay[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Don't feel that bad[/color]
: ((everyone kinda ovverreacted
Smash: (( okay...
Barchar: (Dude, I've done it at least three times and I'm not known for it at all)
Erron: ((holy shiy, I walked into a shitstorm again.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Erron[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((like i said, i borked it SEVERAL times. we're pretty forgiving for the most part))
: ((lets stop talking about this
Barchar: (One rule break is gonna be forgotten in maybe a week)
Erron: ((I go afk for 5 minutes and this happens. All the funny stuff happens when I'm away.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]...[/color]
Fellby: ((... erron.
Jäger Leyline: doesnt mean I cant use back up
Lily: [color=#daffdb]That wasn't funny though[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Like[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]At all[/color]
Erron: ((Okay, maybe I should phrase that better
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*rewind* Trust me, I know this person... their VERY determined...[/color]
Fellby: nods. "Although I kind of stand out like a sore thumb..."
CryingEevee OOC: ((kh 2's dearly beloved is missing a few notes and it's bugging me))
DamnDude: [[ Let's get back to RP.. so that we can.. suuuuuuuuuurrrvviiiiivvve ]]
Muffet: "Yes, I don't think many of us are particularly subtle
Jäger Leyline: if its the place Im thinking you can wait outside the entrance
Jäger Leyline: enter if I call for help
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Grillby, I'll take a mind eraser.[/color]
Fellby: nods. "Hope you don't mind if I pack some heat."
Muffet: She nods. "Alright."
Muffet: "Cheri is that a pun or do you actually have guns?"
Jäger Leyline: depending on it
Grillby: -Mixes up a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster instead.-
Fellby: "I actually do have guns."
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Erron: ((HOLY SHIT! Shovel Knight is in Yooka-Laylee!
Fellby: "Not on me, of course, but I have guns."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]I dunno what the fuck that is, but that oughta do the trick.[/color]
Muffet: "Oh, hum."
SS Asriel: ((Holy fuck speed boost regigigas is great
Jäger Leyline: Im going to go prep
Jäger Leyline: muffet can I borrow ypur phone?
Fellby: "Alright, me too." He heads out to the barkery.
Muffet: she hands it to him
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*takes the drink one finished*[/color]
Jäger Leyline: Ill call fellby when Im ready
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*so strong, apparently he was drunk before the shot*[/color]
Muffet: she ndos. "I don't have much preparing to do, but still."
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Jäger Leyline: (low on time atm. Will start aroubd 940
Fellby: ((okay
Barchar: (what time is it for you?)
Jäger Leyline: (919 but I mean 940 est
Fellby: slides a couple guns beneath his shirt, then puts on a coat over it.
Fellby: ((it's currently 8:20 est
Barchar: (alright)
Jäger Leyline: (I know. so in a hour and 20 min
Jäger Leyline: (hey flame
Barchar: (hey yaz?)
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Jäger Leyline: ((how come in OW I see a lot of ppl say stuff like, "going through a lot pf personal issues thank you for playing with me" or othrr messages like that?
Barchar: (okay)
Jäger Leyline: ((is it like reverse memes?
Barchar: (blizzard made it so that 'gg ez' is filtered into shit like that)
Barchar: (then it became memes for being pretty fuckin funny)
Jäger Leyline: ((wow really?
Jäger Leyline: ((clever girl
Barchar: (yup)
Jäger Leyline: ((I see a lot of Koreans playing on the American server and the say that shit all the time
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*facebar*[/color]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Agh! Fuck, my nose! who put this bar here![/color]
Fellby: comes back anyway. It doesn't take that long to go get your guns. "..."
Fellby: "My orange friend over there put the bar there."
Muffet: "Huh?"
Smash: [color=#fffffe]oh... *holding bleeding nose* when'd you get here?[/color]
Fellby: "Just did."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Oh... is that a gun in your shirt or are you just happy to see someone?[/color]
Muffet: "It's a gun."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]... wait, how's that joke go?[/color]
Literally Satan: "..."
Literally Satan: He just, sloooowly walks back in through the Hell Boid.
Literally Satan: "Fuck this shit, i'm gonna go freeze over Horse Hell."
Fellby: "Oh come on, Satan, I'm not gonna shoot you!"
Smash: [color=#fffffe]who the hell was that?[/color]
Horse: "What"
Fellby: ((satan: i can't believe he's becoming bayonetta
Smash: [color=#fffffe]I'm confused, who the fuck was that?[/color]
: "Then they'll be ice breathing horses from hell." Is the last thing you hear
: Before the Hell Boid closes.
Fellby: "My father in law."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Wha-why will there be ice breathing horses?![/color]
Fellby: "Honestly, who fucking knows with Hell."
Colton: he feels a chill run down his back
Horse: There's a horse right next to smash, "Why wouldn't there be?"
Muffet: "Things are...very confus-WHY"
Fellby: "Oh my dear lord."
Erron: ...
Smash: [color=#fffffe]What the actual fuck!? *his aggravation makes his nose bleed worse*[/color]
Erron: looks up at the horse* WH-THEFUCK!?
: ((Quick explanation
: ((Muffet is a succubus because lolwhynot
: ((yep
: ((Therefor Satan is her 'father'
Barchar: (because a joke become a not joke)
Horse: "Neigh"
: thats how a lot of things happen
Smash: (( Kinda already figured that
Horse: The horse stares directly at smash
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: also pepe the frog is apparantly a national hate symbol now
Erron: ((wat
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*stares at the horse*[/color]
Colton: he bursts into the main room "RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN"
Smash: [color=#fffffe]...[/color]
Horse: The horse has human eyes
Smash: [color=#fffffe]... guys...[/color]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]... this horse...[/color]
: everyone is really horsing around
Erron: I feel like now is an appropriate time to say, "Cheers love, the cavalr--" *he's frozen again*
: huehuehue
Smash: [color=#fffffe]... is anatomically messed with...[/color]
Literally Satan: He sits down, kicking on Netflix in hell.
Colton: he runs screaming out of the bar
Literally Satan: And watches some Bojack Horseman.
Horse: it chases colton
Smash: [color=#fffffe]....................[/color]
Colton: he tries to toss clumps of snow into its eyes
Smash: [color=#fffffe]excuse me whyyyyyyyyyyyy?[/color]
Erron: "--ys here." fuck, I did it again!
Horse: its eyes are fire, the ridges of its back jut out from their skin prison, coated in a deep crimson dripping onto the snow. Its jaw flings open, nearly detaching itself as the horse's ferocious maw encroaches, teeth that would not be out of place in a lantern fish coating the inside. It stares into your soul as a shadowy rider manifests itself atop the horse
Erron: Holy shit, the cavalry really is here.
Fellby: rubs his face. "Again with the horseshit."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*looks outside*[/color]
Knots: "..."
Horse: Colton continues to be chased
Muffet: she pauses, before cracking up
Smash: [color=#fffffe]......................................[/color]
Roses: "..."
Colton: kid's got some fuckin stamina
Smash: [color=#fffffe]nope[/color]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]nopenopenopenopenopenopenope[/color]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*takes his pooled blood and starts drawing symbols on the ground*[/color]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]nope[/color]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]nope[/color]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]nope[/color]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]nope[/color]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*the noping continues*[/color]
Muffet: "What are you doing?"
Knots: <...C-Can I g-go back home.>
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*walks to bar after finishing*[/color]
Fellby: "You'd better not be summoning a demon. We've got enough around here."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]I'll take a shot of magic.[/color]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]please, I'm not summoning a demon.[/color]
Azazel: -Too Late-
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Azazel [Azazel].
Muffet: "One demon is plenty of demon."
Knots: <...>
Azazel: enters the bar. "I'm here to fill the quota of two demons"
Smash: [color=#fffffe]It's not a demon. *waits for shot*[/color]
Austin: -He runs back into the bar, his expression pretty much tells you he's gotten into some Red Bull- GUYS! I JUST MADE A NEW ENERGY DRINK! [color=lightgreen]Kid, no.[/color] KID YES! *He takes out a mason jar filled with a green liquid, and a label that says "Hyper Emerald Cola" in green marker and notebook paper. He then chugs it down and starts vibrating profusely* WOOOOOHOO!
Literally Satan: "Same."
Grillby: -He serves up the shot.-
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*takes the shot and sparkles a bit* besides, that's kind of offensive.[/color]
SS Asriel: ((Brb
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Colton: he falls over
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*places hands on symbols* This guy isn't nice enough to be considered that. *the runes start glowing*[/color]
Barchar: mbm
Azazel: "But we've met quota, if we want to keep three demons in the bar, we have to get an equal amount of hellish abominations and normal people."
Muffet: "Are you summoning ctulhu?"
Smash: [color=#fffffe]No, of course not[/color]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]geez, that's cliche[/color]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*the runes start spinning*[/color]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*the center blood pools and spreads out*[/color]
Fellby: "..."
Erron: gets up and walks towards Austin.* Kid... Just put the jar down and go home. *Austin throws the jar at him, it falls into the Diamond-Shaped-Core in his chest and spills all over his inner tech.* [color=cyan]-BZZZZZZT-[/color] *Erron Collapses*
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*a hole falls through the floor*[/color]
Austin: oh shit...
Muffet: "....."
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: Where Azazel and the tf2 soldier learned how to rocket jump.
Barchar: oh man i remember that
: That teleporter
: Is still in the corner of the bar
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*it begins to fill up and overflow... takes awhile due to the other hole*[/color]
Austin: Erron... you okay man?
Fellby: "... Okay, what are you cooking up here?"
Smash: [color=#fffffe]he just likes the entrance, I dunno, he's an ass...[/color]
Austin: ...WELP! I was never here. -He blitzes the fuck out-
Muffet: "This is very confusing."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*a hand protrudes out of the pool and a figure crawls out*[/color]
Muffet: she steps back
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*the thick blood around the figure, slowly starts to scab*[/color]
Fellby: "Okay, not gonna lie. This is a little gross."
Jamie (Judas): -He warps in- I sense demon magic...
Muffet: "JEsus fuck I'm a demon and this is disgusting"
Azazel: "I have nothing to do with it, I swear"
Jamie (Judas): -he looks at Azazel- Dude, what did you do?
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*blood on the floor start to draw into him, and the scabs peel off, puss pours out*[/color]
Azazel: "What the hell, I just said I didn't do it"
Muffet: she covers her mouth
Azazel: [[ Spider now has puss ]]
Muffet: "Why"
Azazel: [[ Only needs other half ]]
Muffet: spider has always had puss bitch
Jamie (Judas): Sure you a-- OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?
Fellby: "Eeeuuugh."
Fellby: gags a little.
Muffet: she looks away. "Just tell me when it's over."
Azazel: "You've grown soft, it's only some abomination of nature"
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Smash: [color=#fffffe]*it starts convulsing and shakes off the scabs, blood, and puss, then pealing off the final scab from their face*[/color]
Jamie (Judas): *he takes out his phone and records this* I gotta show Lilith this.
Chaos: ahhhh, refreshing and revitalization for the complexion~
Fellby: "...."
Jamie (Judas): ...ech, gross.
Fellby: "You know, there's a door. One that doesn't involve pus."
Chaos: two summons in one month, something really bad must have happen, or your drunk again.
Muffet: "...Is it over?
Fellby: "Yes, it's over."
Jamie (Judas): I think.
Muffet: she turns back. "Ugh. Yes, that feels incredibly unnecessary."
Chaos: Everyone has their own tastes I suppose x mine happens to be rich in iron
Muffet: she groans. "Whatever. Smash, what did you bring bloody here for?"
Smash: [color=#fffffe].... uh... why'd I bring him here again? *clearly, being drink was a bad idea*[/color]
Fellby: "... Oh my god."
Muffet: "...I don't know. You just suddenly dropped down and started doing it."
Jamie (Judas): -he sends the video to Lilith- [Mate, you gotta check this out]
Fellby: "Oh! Right! The horses!"
Lilith: [Jamie, that's normal. I'm almost certain I could do that.]
Erron: ((Shit gtg
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Chaos: oh, come now, you brought me for horses?
Chaos: I appreciate your attempt for the simple sin of gambling, but this is a bit silly
Muffet: "These are't just regular old Horses."
Fellby: "They're hell horses."
Muffet: "That doesn' begin to describe what we just saw."
Chaos: well, good to know the horse isn't as fancy
SS Asriel: blankly stares at Fellby
Colton: is collapsed on the ground, weeping
Fellby: blinks at SS Asriel.
Chaos: [color=#660006]anywho, shall we partake in introductions?[/color]
Fellby: "Alright, sure."
SS Asriel: ".."
Muffet: "Muffet."
Fellby: "I'm Fellby."
Chaos: [color=#990909]Chaos.[/color]
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Muffet: "Succinct."
Literally Satan: "Heh, Succ."
Fellby: lights up another cigarette.
SS Asriel: keeps on a starin
Chaos: [color=#990909]well, someone has been holding out on me.[/color]
Fellby: glances back at the goat kid.
Chaos: [color=#990909]All this sin and someone didn't immediately tell me.[/color]
Fellby: "Well, I like to keep the sin to myself."
Fellby: "Unless paid, of course."
Muffet: "I don't."
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Smash: [color=#fffffe]As much as I'd love to twist those words, I'll choose not to.[/color]
Chaos: [color=#990909]well then, someone is really salty over a decision.[/color]
Fellby: raises an eyebrow.
Chaos: [color=#990909]anywho, it's absolutely delectable to meet your acquaintance~[/color]
Fellby: nods. "Same to you, I suppose."
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Muffet: "Honestly, I don't like you so far, but oh well1"
Chaos: [color=#990909]can I purchase anyone a refreshment? I'll have a bloody mary.[/color]
Muffet: "I don't drink anymore."
Fellby: "Get me some fireman brew."
Chaos: [color=#990909]such a pity... *awaits drink*[/color]
Grillby: -He mixes the drink up, twirling the celery stick a little before dunking it in.-
SS Asriel: hasn't even blink
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Fellby: looks at SS Asriel again. "Kid, are you okay?"
Barchar: is he fuckin ded
Chaos: [color=#990909]*takes the drink and savors it*[/color]
Chaos: [color=#990909]well now... yet another Asriel. How do you find these things, Smash?[/color]
SS Asriel: no just feeling weird
SS Asriel: "Huh..?"
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Chaos: [color=#990909]hello there, and what's your story?[/color]
SS Asriel: "..."
SS Asriel: he tilts his head
SS Asriel: "Asriel..?"
Chaos: [color=#990909]... no... nooooooo waaaaaaaay![/color]
Muffet: "That's presumably your name, dearie."
SS Asriel: "It is.."
Chaos: [color=#990909]ooooooooooh my dead god, that's absolutely delicious! That kind of set up is an evil brew in itself.[/color]
Muffet: "Then why do you seem so confused??"
SS Asriel: "I feel weird"
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Chaos: [color=#990909]really? I haven't even made any deals with you... yet..[/color]
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Fellby: "What's on your mind, kid?"
Jäger Leyline: (okay Im back
Chaos: [color=#990909]yes,, please speak up and pour your soul out to us.[/color]
SS Asriel: "I'm not thinking of anything"
SS Asriel: sounds pretty fuckin distant
Muffet: "..."
Jäger Leyline: texts Fellby [you ready?]
Barchar: "[sub]god fucking bloody goddamn shit balls ass cunt douche fuck fuck fuck[/sub]"
Fellby: [you bet i am]
Muffet: "Uhhmm..." she puts a finger on her fang, splashing some venom on his skin. "Does anything feel like that?"
Fellby: "Mmh. Sorry. I need to go."
Jäger Leyline: [meet me in my world]
Fellby: [ok]
Smash: (( who's skin?
Fellby: gets up and heads to TK-421.
Barchar: MBM ASRIEL's
Barchar: oops caps
PowerArmorJager: -is waiting for him- alright were going to a barzaar just wait for me outside of it and Ill signal you ibln
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Power Armored Jager [PowerArmorJager].
Fellby: nods, following closely.
Smash: [color=#fffffe]? where ya going?[/color]
Muffet: "Cheri is going to save Gros Morceau's daughter.
PowerArmorJager: takes him to an abandoned barzaar to a booth that has an elevator shaft behind it
PowerArmorJager: heres a rope tp climb down, theres no elevator
SS Asriel: shakes his head
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SS Asriel: "I didn't feel it"
Fellby: nods. "Alright, gotcha."
Muffet: "...Hm."
PowerArmorJager: hands him a rope and the jumps down the shaft
Muffet: "That's mildly worrying."
Barchar: Oooh, Knots and Roses fucking drained him didn;t they
Smash: [color=#fffffe]... azzy? You gonna be ok?[/color]
PowerArmorJager: enters the lab while Fellby climba down
Knots: That was all Roses.
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Knots: She's not touching the goat.
Barchar: Well, still, point is he's fuckin borked
Chaos: [color=#990909]don't get attached, remember what happen last time...[/color]
Roses: She didn't touch the gote eater
Fellby: elegantly descends the shaft.
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Roses: *either
Replay: there's a door in front of you
SS Asriel: "Huh..?"
PowerArmorJager: goes to pry it opeb
: recently i've had a stream of bad ideas
Replay: it's already open
PowerArmorJager: enters then
Replay: the second Jager enters, the door slams shut. "You didn't come alone?"
: (( "joke AUs: skatertale, where everyone carries a skateboard"
: (( "there's no magic and everyone just attacks eachother with their skateboards"
Chaos: [color=#990909]didn't you know? he couldn't save his kid, and now he's aww saaaaaad.[/color]
Fellby: "..."
PowerArmorJager: I did do you see anyobe with me?
Fresh: (Yo dawg, quit all-up infringin' on me)
Replay: "Yes."
Replay: "That purple fireman."
PowerArmorJager: went ahead without him didnt I
PowerArmorJager: where is Loni. Hand here over and I wont smash your head in
SS Asriel: he kinda just.. falls over
PowerArmorJager: her*
Replay: it laughs. "You won't anyway, Leyline."
Chaos: [color=#990909]dibs on his soul[/color]
: >madzci http://i.imgur.com/ByirP1M.png
Smash: [color=#fffffe]ASRIEL![/color]
Replay: there's another door in front of him. "Don't worry. I'm happy to give you a niiice, linear path."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*runs over to his side* Buddy, speak to me![/color]
SS Asriel: he's awake, just flopped over on the floor
PowerArmorJager: just charges ahead down the path
Replay: the door fucking slams as he gets close to it. "Pfffhahaha! Ohhh, that was funny." it opens again.
PowerArmorJager: enters
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*holds him, and rubs his back* What's wrong?[/color]
: (( So recently I revisited the idea of half-tale
Replay: "Whhaaat, no reaction?" it tsks. "You're no fuuuun, Leyline."
SS Asriel: "Nnhh.."
Chaos: [color=#990909]he's got no parents, no one loves him, and he's alone.[/color]
PowerArmorJager: Wheres my sister?
Fellby: tries to listen through the door.
SS Asriel: "I don't feel anything.."
Chaos: [color=#990909]my dibs still stands by the way[/color]
: (( and, upon more consideration, it is very complicated
Replay: he can't hear much. It's pretty fuckin' thick
Fellby: ((thicc
thicc!frisk: (( yes~? ))
Replay: "HIIII!" a voice suddenly fucking blares outside of where Jager is. "This is replay with your color commentary on Jager Leyline's journey through my lair!~"
PowerArmorJager: (succ and thicc
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Detail buddy, like, literally or emotional?[/color]
: (( "give me the thicc succ" -my friend, 2015
Muffet: "Both, seemingly."
Chaos: [color=#990909]my money is on both[/color]
: High Priest Laharl's connection timed out.
SS Asriel: stays flopped
PowerArmorJager: fires the right arms megaparticle cannon at replay
PowerArmorJager: err the sound
Replay: you hit a PA. "Ruuuude!"
Replay: "I"m trying to help your friend!"
Replay: "Technically, I'm trying to help [i]all[/i] your friends."
PowerArmorJager: Quit playing games
Smash: [color=#fffffe]* flips him and holds him in his arms* c'mon buddy...[/color]
Replay: "But playing games is what I'm good at! Like the game of 'guess whether or not IO've killed her yet'! What do you think?"
Replay: "See, maybe I'm just doing this to kill you, and I don't care about her safety at all. For all you know, I've already shot her in the head!"
SS Asriel: he doesn't do anything
PowerArmorJager: ....Youll be dead if thatvis true
Smash: [color=#fffffe]......[/color]
Replay: "Will I? Will I now?"
Smash: [color=#fffffe]c'mon, gimme a sign, gimme anything![/color]
PowerArmorJager: fires at the door Fellby is at
Fellby: flinches, then tries to open the door.
SS Asriel: blinks
Replay: if the caster wouldn't break it, it's still not really openable
Smash: [color=#fffffe]okay, he blinked![/color]
Replay: "Jager." It's tone has lost it's playfulness. "I"m not joking with this. Do not bring Fellby into this."
Replay: "Don't do it."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]Blink once if this is magic related, twice if no.[/color]
Fellby: "God, shit..."
SS Asriel: he doesn't blink again
Smash: [color=#fffffe]... Azzy?[/color]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]..... buddy?[/color]
SS Asriel: "..."
PowerArmorJager: why dont you show yourself then
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*checks his pulse*[/color]
PowerArmorJager: fires at the door again
Fellby: pulls out a gun.
Replay: "Because, that really wouldn't help us."
SS Asriel: he has one
PowerArmorJager: at somepoint that door is gonna give and melt away
SS Asriel: he's just not feeling anything right now
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*has a sigh of relief* ...[/color]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]...[/color]
PowerArmorJager: so get out here if you dont want that
Replay: the other door opens up. "Fine. Come to me. But I'm not coming to you."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*sits at the couch, continuing to hold asriel* ...[/color]
SS Asriel: continues to be an emotionless ball of laziness
Replay: "Believe it or not, Leyline, I don't want to hurt more people than I have to. That said, juuuust so you know, I've got your girlfriend, too. or, ooh, fiance now, I guess! Mostly, I wanted her gun. Pew, pew! So cool."
Chaos: [color=#990909]... for Fuck sake, he's not your son, don't get attached to him.[/color]
: [Punch SS Asriel?] /S
PowerArmorJager: enters that door while firing at fellbys door again
Fellby: attempts to open the door again.
Smash: [color=#fffffe].......[/color]
Replay: "[i]Stop that![/i]" they seethe. "Just go!
SS Asriel: yawns
PowerArmorJager: goea
PowerArmorJager: goes*
Replay: it only takes a couple of rooms for Jager to run into both them and Loni. They turn to him. "Hell-o!~" they aim the buster at him, firing.
PowerArmorJager: Lon- -the shit lands on his armor
PowerArmorJager: shot*
PowerArmorJager: (fuckin phone
Replay: "Oh, come on, what else were you expecting!"
PowerArmorJager: the armor gets punctured and Jager loses his right arm
: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] joined chat.
Barchar: the armored one or the real one?
Barchar: like, is his entire arm gone or just the armor on it?
PowerArmorJager: -well he is in the suit so yea
Replay: btw, the door is actually pryable by fellby now, with just a bit of extra heat from the man himselgf
Fellby: increases his heat and bolts through. "Jager?"
: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] disconnected.
Replay: they dash over, pulling a sabre out from behind her back. She whacksat the helmet, trying to pry it off
: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] joined chat.
Replay: they* goddammit i play so many girls
PowerArmorJager: goes to block with his arm then rams em
: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] disconnected.
Replay: they notice Fellby approaching. "NO." they dash away from Jager, hitting a button. Another door slams shut, but a screen on the wall shows the room.
: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] joined chat.
CryingEevee OOC: ((test?))
Replay: well, fly
Loni Leyline: -is KOd btw-
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok it SEEMS to be working but i can't see the userlist))
Replay: still unconscious
Fellby: skids to a stop. "Damn it!" He immediately sets to prying open the second door.
CryingEevee OOC: ((nope, still no userlist. oh well))
CryingEevee OOC: ((can you guys see what i'm posting?))
PowerArmorJager: gpes to grab replay and slam them into the groubd
Replay: "You are making this [i]so much harder on me[/i]" they seethe, before quickly floating over and hitting Jager in the head with their foot
: ((Yes
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok good))
Replay: nevermind the second part
: Replay must really like the word seethe
Replay: they just shove the sharp end of the sabre into his neck
Replay: the armor, anyway
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=http://imgur.com/a/Npwet]here, have this. i was thinking about it all day[/url]))
Barchar: Seethe is a good word
PowerArmorJager: -it goes in, but not before throwing replay across the room
Fellby: "JAGER!"
Replay: they hit the wall, grunting. A few bones crack. "Ughh..."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*lays asriel down on the couch*[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((i know none of you play yugioh, but how do those cards seem?))
Replay: they rise again, as you can hear them reform. "God...I need to [i]kill you![/i]" they go back at him, deciding to go for a shot in his shoulder
PowerArmorJager: spins to deflect before fallung onto Replay with his back
Replay: they struggle. "You...are being...so..difficult!"
: (( I bring to you guys
PowerArmorJager: elbows to the face
: (( nothing, actually
Fellby: is now attempting to melt the door open.
Replay: they try to keep him where he is using an arm and a leg, barely reacting to the elbow. They keep him up, charging the buster
PowerArmorJager: leans into tbe buster then attempts to ripe off replays face
Replay: they try to keep the mask on with their hand keeping Jager where he is. "NO!" they fire
Fellby: sucks in his breath and hopes for the best.
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
PowerArmorJager: takes the shot to the body but still goes for the face
Replay: that was previously, for the record. It moved.
: [color=#e00707]X[/color][color=#0715cd]e[/color]o's connection timed out.
Replay: they back up, as the mask is partially ripped off. He can see pale skin and a red eye. "I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU!"
Fellby: "... Oh, hell no."
Replay: another charge
Replay: they sound fucking terrified now
PowerArmorJager: lies on the ground but throws a c4 charge at tghe door
PowerArmorJager: isnt doing so well
Replay: they fire again. The c4 does manage to get through that door, though.
Replay: [sub]"I'm sorry"[/sub]
Fellby: rolls through the door and gets off two shots, aimed at Replay's chest.
: the facility shakes
SS Asriel: ((I just got invited to an asriel pic discord group
Replay: they go right through. It reforms. "Oh god...oh god I actually did it...I-I kind of didn't think I'd actually..."
Fellby: "What did you do."
PowerArmorJager: isnt moving
Fellby: "WHAT. DID. YOU. DO?"
SS Asriel: ((https://images-1.discordapp.net/.eJwlyMsNhCAQANBeKAAGcPjYjCFIUCNCmPG02d73sO_4PuKdt1jFwTxoVWo_Kfe5S-I-Uy2y9l7vksZJMvemEnPKRysPkzIWUNvFhxidjt569y80YMEtAR16rxAjuhDsNmBribhMbQDkNar4_gATMiYt.UVDrTPSjy9iez35vCPOWZXorYiQ?width=227&height=299 first thing i see
Fellby: flares the fuck up.
Barchar: she stands up, taking the mask off. "I-I'm trying to...I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO SAVE THE DIMENSION!"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]ohshit[/color]
Fellby: "Y... you... you killed him..."
Barchar: she still has the voice. She's not wasting time on changing that back
Barchar: "H-he's supposed to reset! I thought he was going to..."
Barchar: "...I...somebody I should have known not to trust." she growls
PowerArmorJager: starts to lift himself uo
Barchar: she just collapses. "Fuck...fuck...goddammit..."
Barchar: "Wait, what?"
Fellby: "I... what the fucking hell..."
PowerArmorJager: pulls the caster out and firea at BC
Barchar: "NO!" she tries to get away. He rips off her bottom half, though
Fellby: "N-now hold on, what the hell's going on here?"
PowerArmorJager: is attempting to get up. Looks disoriented
Barchar: she looks over, still having the buster on one hand. "I...oh god..."
: (( i need a name for semi-serious goat
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Semi-Serious Asriel[/color]
PowerArmorJager: starts walking over. pulling a large combat knife out
: le fucking kek
PowerArmorJager: well fumbling ovee
Fellby: pulls out his other gun. "Okay, both of you, put your weapons down."
Barchar: she tries to get herself away, firing at him again. "I'MSORRY"
: any other suggestions
Barchar: (Apathasriel)
PowerArmorJager: takes a few rounds before falling on top of BC, blade into her heart
Barchar: she stays there. "..."
Fellby: "... Goddamnit..."
: the facility begins to shake
Barchar: "Hasn't beat for months, darling." she says, smiling wide. Very sadly, though.
Barchar: "...Sh-shit..." she tries to wiggle out frkom under him
: (( There's a siivagunner fan server on discord
: -everything violently shakes. ifs hard to get a footing
CryingEevee OOC: ((i still refer to him as giivasunner.))
PowerArmorJager: is not moving now
Barchar: she's not floating anymore
Barchar: "Fellby, we need to MOVE."
Fellby: falls to his side. "Got it!"
Barchar: "I don't know wht's happening, but I don't think we should be here when it does!"
Barchar: she starts floating again. SEasier to walk when you're not walking.
: (( I think apathasriel is pretty nifty
Fellby: glances at Jager's body. "... Should we..."
: (( or apathsriel
Barchar: (fuck, i need to brb)
: -things start to dematerialize
SS Asriel: ((https://images-1.discordapp.net/.eJwlyFEKwyAMANC7eAAza2uW3kZUbMEaMRn7GLv7Bn2f72Nes5ndHKpDdoB8SuKZrSjPWIutzLWVOE6xiS-IqjEdV-kqsPjH5vyKT6LgCD2Gu_6xOCTaXHAInbWVd7ajV_P9AQjPIt4.lj8yzcnE4Ml-VwHi8vSB3tBqcIc?width=294&height=300 lewd
SS Asriel: ((https://images-2.discordapp.net/.eJwlyEsOhCAMANC7cAAYaPnU2xAkaKKWQF0Z7z6TTN7uPeoeh1rUJtLnYsy6z8Jj1VN45FZ1Y25HzX2fuvBpskgu21kvmcbBx1vAmIiCpQgx_Cs5-0MJCRCNxYjkfUiA3ul-NfV-Ab66IoE.quvF61WQgYKpRCspACiAqO3kPis?width=304&height=299 this fucking chat
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Gtg[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Gn <3[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((i've seen that picture so long ago))
: Lily [Lily] disconnected.
CryingEevee OOC: ((and i don't know if the next part of it was actually part of it or added, but after that was frisk with open eyes saying "it's okay bro, i already came." and then after that is a very nervous looking shot of asriel))
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://img.ifcdn.com/images/0c7c53e0f762b9eddb8bc7f25249c0004f69f032b1097dbf9e0532bd6086eb45_1.jpg]i found it... i don't know why i searched for it, but i did[/url]))
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://scontent-ams3-1.cdninstagram.com/t51.2885-15/s640x640/sh0.08/e35/12383362_507020596168571_479013295_n.jpg?ig_cache_key=MTIyNzMyNDU4NjE5NTU4NTQ2OA%3D%3D.2]and now i found...whatever this is[/url]))
SS Asriel: ((Jesus fuck
SS Asriel: ((I RPED THAT
: (( I remember that
CryingEevee OOC: ((WAIT WHAT))
SS Asriel: ((Yeah
SS Asriel: ((It was great
: (( Chickentale
CryingEevee OOC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qcjCnkbROY
: [color=#e00707]X[/color][color=#0715cd]e[/color]o [Smash] joined chat.
CryingEevee OOC: ((man. you gotefuckers really twisted my perception of asriel and i forgot who he really was.))
: (( Slarv
: (( How many "I want to hug Asriel" circlejerks have we had
SS Asriel: (("Hug"
PowerArmorJager: (( how many "I want to fuck
: (( "hug"
SS Asriel: ((Many, until I fucking did it
Smash: (( let me in on that action
: (( if you know what I mean by "Hug"
SS Asriel: ((Fuck you I get my own mind goat
SS Asriel: ((To pet
: (( azzy: is that what I am? just something to hug?
Smash: (( no azzy, you're so much more
CryingEevee OOC: ((that was bloo))
: (( "your own isolated creature living in the mind of another being? just for hugs and comfort?"
Smash: (( don't say such things
CryingEevee OOC: ((Xeo, that's still bloo))
: (( I'm not a fucking mind goat
Smash: (( ssssssssssh, it's alright asriel
: wndrwll [] is now "I'm not a fucking mind goat" [].
SS Asriel: (({um}
CryingEevee OOC: ((THAT is azzy))
: (( i think azzy needs to see an image
Smash: (( Confirmed: everyone is asriel in insane world
: (( Slarv
SS Asriel: ((Should I tell him or just let him think bloo's azzy
Barchar: (BACK)
: (( Show him this image https://i.imgur.com/ELIrAze.jpg
Barchar: "Oooh, shit, yeah, this is a reset."
Smash: (( ssssssh, asriel, don't judge asriel like that
: (( am I really an asriel in your eyes
: (( is that what you view me as
CryingEevee OOC: ((Zeo, we may be undertale fans, but we're not all asriel))
Fellby: "S-so he'll be okay?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((*Xeo))
: "I'm not a fucking mind goat" [] is now "I'm an Asriel but only in your eyes" [].
Fellby: scoops up Loni.
Barchar: she runs off, gathering up her leather jacket. She'd just been wearing the white shirt and some sweatpants.
Smash: (( Asriel, Asriel can be whatever he wants, why can't you be more like asriel.
Fellby: ".... Okay."
Fellby: drops her and runs after Barchar.
SS Asriel: ((Azzy is only in light blue
: (( Smash
SS Asriel: ((Don't trust other azzies
Fellby: shimmies up that rope faster than if there were water rising beneath him.
: (( I'm not a fucking Asriel
SS Asriel: ((http://imgur.com/a/OmaEg
: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] is now CryingAsriel524 [CryingAsrie OOC].
: CryingAsriel524 [CryingAsrie OOC] is now CryingAsriel524 [CryingAsriel524].
Barchar: not water, but a reset
: "I'm an Asriel but only in your eyes" [] is now https://i.imgur.com/ELIrAze.jpg [].
Fellby: -Close enough.-
: the world around fades to black and the two are left floating in space
Barchar: she looks around, whining
Fellby: "... Oh. Oh fuck, oh fuck we didn't make it, oh god..."
Barchar: "Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease come back"
Smash: (( You know what Asriel, I don't want you socializing with Asriel, he made Asriel cry.
: (( I polled a name generator
: (( "aslooboriel"
: theres a light im the distance
: https://i.imgur.com/ELIrAze.jpg [] is now aslooboriel [].
: (( Guys
: (( I have a poll for you to take
CryingAsriel524: ((ok))
Fellby: "... Hey Barchar? What point is he resetting to?"
Smash: (( ok
CryingAsriel524: ((i have just been told that i should be an asriel in my mid))
Barchar: "...Uhm...for him or us?"
CryingAsriel524: ((*mind))
SS Asriel: ((It's fun
Fellby: "Yes."
: [color=#e00707]X[/color][color=#0715cd]e[/color]o [Smash] is now [color=#e00707]X[/color][color=#0715cd]e[/color]o [Smazzy].
: (( http://www.strawpoll.me/11318728
Barchar: "For him? Ten years ago. For us? ...How long ago did he get kidnapped again?"
: (( I have also been told I should be an asriel
SS Asriel: ((Horns bump into shit tho
: (( Shit
: (( I'm subconciously convincing myself into thinking I am Asriel
WDG: ....youre gonna want move towards the light
: (( How2 stop this
Fellby: "... A week. Before my wedding."
Fellby: "Like, right before."
SS Asriel: ((Is tk resetti?
CryingAsriel524: ((i am an eevee though! i cannot be an asriel!))
Barchar: "Okay...so a couple weeks."
: (( i am an ampharos
Barchar: (presumably!)
: (( i cannot be something else
: CryingAsriel524 [CryingAsriel524] is now CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC].
Fellby: "... You're right, shit."
Barchar: she groans, looking at all the clothes with her. "Well, uh..."
: (( You know what
: (( I will take to the community to decide
Barchar: "Fun thing about resets?"
: (( what should I be
Barchar: "You remember."
SS Asriel: ((Well
Fellby: "Oh, good."
SS Asriel: ((Rip azalea
CryingEevee OOC: ((a vape cloud))
Smazzy: (( accept it Asriel, take it from Asriel, he's seen Asriel become Asriel, and that got as real as it could get.
Barchar: "So..." she purses her lips. "He might hate me for what I did."
SS Asriel: ((and ytroy, even though i never fukn played her
Fellby: "..."
Fellby: hugs Barchar close.
Barchar: "And he might still be kind of depressed, considering the fact that he still remembers those ten years."
: the light glows
Female Asriel: And she didn't come back yet, she had no idea this was going on
Barchar: "A-apparently the humans and monsters are...connected. Somehow."
Barchar: "and killing the humans was sapping away the monsters."
: (( Someone flip a coin for me
: (( heads = asriel, tails = a fucking Ampharos
SS Asriel: ((Head
: (( oH
PowerArmorJager: (heads
Smazzy: (( under -tails
: (( Well then
: (( the coins have decided
CryingEevee OOC: ((tails))
Barchar: (slarv giving head)
Fellby: "Humans and monsters... two sides of the same coin, I guess."
: Fanta is now floating in space
Barchar: "...I guess."
Barchar: so is azalea. Rip
: aslooboriel [] is now "officially an Asriel" [].
Barchar: and everyone else who wasn't a native
Smazzy: (( to be fair,I use a double sided tails
Female Asriel: She floats in space
Barchar: "...Hi, Fanta."
: theres a light in the distance everyone can see
Female Asriel: "WHAT THE FUCK"
CryingEevee OOC: ((but it was a tie))
: (( fUCK
Barchar: "...We got resetted on."
: (( I'm going to flip my own coin
Fellby: "Yuuup."
Barchar: she goes towards the light
: (( Heads
: (( I got heads
CryingEevee OOC: ((and so another has been converted))
: (BC dies and goes tp hell
Fellby: heads there with her.
Smazzy: (( commit
: (( Someone indict me into the hall of asriels
Fellby: ((to toilet paper hell?
: its an anydoor
Female Asriel: She's kind of floating aimlesly
Smazzy: (( right this way
Fellby: heads out the anydoor.
Female Asriel: she attempts to gtfo
Barchar: she heads out too
: (( Now I need to find some out of context picture of an Asriel and set it as my discord image
Barchar: "...I really...really hope that worked."
: [color=#e00707]X[/color][color=#0715cd]e[/color]o [Smazzy] is now [color=#e00707]X[/color][color=#0715cd]e[/color]o [Asriel Dreemurr].
Muffet: "...Uhm..."
Muffet: "Cheri? Mignonne? Fanta? What happened?"
Fellby: "... Lots of shit."
: theres no Azalea or Sheas remains btw
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=http://imgur.com/a/eOWC8]this one[/url]))
: (( I'm going to scroll down google image search results
: (( oh ok
Fellby: puts his guns away.
Barchar: ...well then
: (( no
: (( I will not do that
Barchar: rip azalea and shea?
Asriel Dreemurr: (( what was it?
CryingEevee OOC: ((pajamasriel))
Asriel Dreemurr: (( omg that's adorable
: (( What the fuck is this
: (( What the fuck is this
: (( http://i.imgur.com/x0mh06J.png
Female Asriel: she collapses to the floor quietly
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's also based on pajama sam!))
Female Asriel: rip azalea?
CryingEevee OOC: ((and that is trash, bloo))
Fellby: lights up a cigar.
Barchar: [sub]"Oh god I can't believe I actually killed him...I really hope this worked..."[/sub]
: once everyone is out the anydoor closes and the code disappears
Barchar: double rip shea
Barchar: She blinks
Barchar: "NononoNONONONONO WHAT"
Female Asriel: "What the fuck did you do?!"
Fellby: "Oh, my god..."
: (( You know what
: (( this is the picture I will take my avatar from
Asriel Dreemurr: [color=#fffffe](Ugandan accent) what the fuck!?[/color]
: (( http://orig13.deviantart.net/e803/f/2016/019/5/4/115_by_han_burger313-d9oj5f4.png
Fellby: "Ooooh, god. Oooooh, god."
Barchar: "THAT'S NOT HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK!" she punches in the code
Fellby: falls onto his back.
Female Asriel: take away her mourning shit, she's mad, erase her sister in law from existence, how could you
: nothing. Doesnt not exist
: (( Is that picture out of context enough when cropped
Fellby: "Did... did you just..."
Barchar: she squeaks
Female Asriel: "WHAT THE FUCK"
CryingEevee OOC: http://www.strawpoll.me/11318771
Asriel Dreemurr: (( omg, I had a horrible idea
SS Asriel: ((So Azalea's fucked?
Fellby: just. Collapses into sobs.
: SS Asriel [SS Asriel] disconnected.
Barchar: she slowly sits down, doing the same
Muffet: "..What. The fuck."
Fellby: "Oooh, god, they're all dead..."
CryingEevee OOC: ((tfw both is the popular answer))
Asriel Dreemurr: (( omg xD
Barchar: "No, no, no, that's not how it's supposed to work"
: SS Asriel [SS Asriel] joined chat.
: Power Armored Jager [PowerArmorJager] disconnected.
Barchar: "Why did I trust him, [i]WHY THE FUCK DID I TRUST HIM!?[/i]"
Fellby: "He... he's gone..."
: SS Asriel [SS Asriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Fanta: "Where the fuck is Azalea?"
Fanta: bangs on the door
: "officially an Asriel" [] is now asriel group [].
: (( my real name: asriel dreemurr
: (( and you all must fucking respect that
Barchar: "And I bet [i]he[/i] just fucking pussied out to his own fucking sub-dimension. Because OF COURSE."
Barchar: she laughs, throwing what she was holding on the ground
: Power Armored Jager [PowerArmorJager] joined chat.
Barchar: "I'M FUCKING OUT!" the body immediately goes limp
Fellby: is just now quietly sobbing.
Asriel Dreemurr: (( it's me, your best friend
Barchar: nobody here can see her out of the body, but if they could, she's basically bouncing off the walls, laughing screaming and sobbing all at the same time
Muffet: she timidly walks over, petting Fellby's head. She is...very confused
Muffet: "Sh-should I have come?"
: (( SHIT
: (( This didn't work
: (( HELP
: (( http://i.imgur.com/sIwgbk4.png
Fanta: she's angrily smashing the anydoor
Fellby: "N... no..."
CryingEevee OOC: ((can't help ya))
CryingEevee OOC: ((tfw everyone but me said both))
Asriel Dreemurr: (( dafuq did you do?
: Power Armored Jager [PowerArmorJager] is now Yazan [Yazan].
Barchar: (both is the correct answer)
Asriel Dreemurr: (( way too sell everyone out
Barchar: (hug 'em young, fuck 'em adult)
Fellby: "Oh god... he's gone, he's gone..."
Asriel Dreemurr: (( correction,, way too sell yourself out
CryingEevee OOC: ((i refuse. the goatbro is for hugging only. and adult? pfft.))
Fellby: is realizing why he shouldn't get attatched.
Muffet: "Who's gone, cheri?" she said, trying to be as soothing as possible
: (( I made it bigger
: (( That didnt help at all
CryingEevee OOC: ((the goatbro doesn't need to grow up))
Yazan: (gtg work
Fanta: she's still pounding that anydoor
Barchar: (god dammit yaz)
Fellby: "Jager, Jager's gone... along with everyone else in his timeline..."
Asriel Dreemurr: (( You will accept the rainbow fucking
Barchar: (leavin' us all cliffhangered)
Muffet: suddenly, she understands the problem. She doesn't look [i]as[/i] devastated as him, but she cared about Jager dammit
Muffet: "...I...O-oh..."
: (( Someone quick give me an irrelevant Asriel image
Fanta: she's fucking pissed
Fanta: ((https://images-1.discordapp.net/.eJwdyEsOgyAQANC7sC8Iw2fwNhQBTUCIjKumd6_p5i3eh91XZSvbicZchdiOGfu18Un9CiXx0nupKYxj8tibCEQh7i2dNIWCxUjQDr230jtw9l_KOUTjUXlrnpqhjZpeEYxBQEioUVnlH2XUmHVeVHbvwMdZ2PcHyCMqsg.Nm-tSniM9k58cvRSsSk_IbSwBPw?width=215&height=300
Muffet: her hand gently slides off his head. It's hard to work succubus magic to be soothing when you're feeling like fucking shit yourself
Fanta: ((The first asriel I could find
: (( no but with color
Fellby: hugs his wife close.
Asriel Dreemurr: (([color=#FF0000]A[/color][color=#FF4800]C[/color][color=#FF9100]C[/color][color=#FFDA00]E[/color][color=#DAFF00]P[/color][color=#91FF00]T[/color] [color=#00FF00]M[/color][color=#00FF48]Y[/color] [color=#00FFDA]R[/color][color=#00DAFF]A[/color][color=#0091FF]I[/color][color=#0048FF]N[/color][color=#0000FF]B[/color][color=#4800FF]O[/color][color=#9100FF]W[/color][color=#DA00FF]N[/color][color=#FF00DA]E[/color][color=#FF0091]R[/color][color=#FF0048]![/color]
CryingEevee OOC: http://imgur.com/a/uS8JB
Barchar: ([color=#FF0000]G[/color][color=#FF3600]I[/color][color=#FF6D00]A[/color][color=#FFA300]N[/color][color=#FFDA00]T[/color] [color=#B6FF00]F[/color][color=#7FFF00]U[/color][color=#48FF00]C[/color][color=#12FF00]K[/color][color=#00FF24]I[/color][color=#00FF5B]N[/color][color=#00FF91]G[/color] [color=#00FEFF]R[/color][color=#00C8FF]A[/color][color=#0091FF]I[/color][color=#005BFF]N[/color][color=#0024FF]B[/color][color=#1200FF]O[/color][color=#4800FF]W[/color] [color=#B600FF]L[/color][color=#EC00FF]A[/color][color=#FF00DA]S[/color][color=#FF00A3]E[/color][color=#FF006D]R[/color])
CryingEevee OOC: ((i will accept no such rainbowners!))
Fanta: she drops to the floor
: (( I had a bad idea
: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_kYKyjPSwo
: (( Green screen shitposts over that
Asriel Dreemurr: (([color=#FF0000]M[/color][color=#FF3A00]Y[/color] [color=#FFB000]R[/color][color=#FFEB00]A[/color][color=#D7FF00]I[/color][color=#9CFF00]N[/color][color=#62FF00]B[/color][color=#27FF00]O[/color][color=#00FF13]W[/color][color=#00FF4E]N[/color][color=#00FF89]E[/color][color=#00FFC4]R[/color] [color=#00C4FF]I[/color][color=#0089FF]S[/color] [color=#0013FF]I[/color][color=#2700FF]N[/color][color=#6200FF]F[/color][color=#9C00FF]I[/color][color=#D700FF]N[/color][color=#FF00EB]I[/color][color=#FF00B0]T[/color][color=#FF0075]E[/color][color=#FF003A]![/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((i refuse))
Muffet: "...Fanta...I..."
CryingEevee OOC: ((you gotefuckers are the reason asriel isn't my favorite character anymore))
Asriel Dreemurr: (( *Save-virginity-
Muffet: she breathes unsteadily, helping Fellby over to the couch
: (( One more asriel picture, somebody, please
: (( one more, and only one
Fanta: she collapses into the anydoor, holding herself
Fellby: leans on his wife, taking off his glasses.
Barchar: (accept the AIBs, CE)
CryingEevee OOC: ((the whats?))
Barchar: (Asriel Induced Boners)
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i shall not))
Barchar: (DO IT)
CryingEevee OOC: ((I REFUSE))
: ((Flame: Accept the AIDS, CE
: Yazan's connection timed out.
Fellby: -He then collapses on the couch, staring at the ceiling.-
Asriel Dreemurr: (([color=#FF0000]j[/color][color=#FF3F00]u[/color][color=#FF7F00]s[/color][color=#FFBF00]t[/color] [color=#BFFF00]D[/color][color=#7FFF00]O[/color] [color=#00FF00]I[/color][color=#00FF3F]T[/color][color=#00FF7F]![/color] [color=#00FEFF]Y[/color][color=#00BFFF]E[/color][color=#007FFF]S[/color] [color=#0000FF]Y[/color][color=#3F00FF]O[/color][color=#7F00FF]U[/color] [color=#FF00FE]C[/color][color=#FF00BF]A[/color][color=#FF007F]N[/color][color=#FF003F]![/color]
Muffet: she follows suit. "...I..."
Fanta: she's curling up, crying
Fellby: "... i shouldn't have fallen in love with him..."
Muffet: "Cheri....I..."
Fanta: ((http://imgur.com/a/dUER7
Asriel Dreemurr: (([color=#FF0000]I[/color][color=#FF1700]'[/color][color=#FF2F00]m[/color] [color=#FF5E00]t[/color][color=#FF7500]h[/color][color=#FF8D00]e[/color] [color=#FFBC00]s[/color][color=#FFD300]t[/color][color=#FFEB00]r[/color][color=#FBFF00]a[/color][color=#E3FF00]i[/color][color=#CBFF00]g[/color][color=#B4FF00]h[/color][color=#9CFF00]t[/color][color=#85FF00]e[/color][color=#6DFF00]s[/color][color=#56FF00]t[/color] [color=#27FF00]g[/color][color=#0FFF00]u[/color][color=#00FF07]y[/color] [color=#00FF36]y[/color][color=#00FF4E]o[/color][color=#00FF66]u[/color] [color=#00FF95]m[/color][color=#00FFAC]i[/color][color=#00FFC4]g[/color][color=#00FFDB]h[/color][color=#00FFF3]t[/color] [color=#00DBFF]e[/color][color=#00C4FF]v[/color][color=#00ACFF]e[/color][color=#0095FF]r[/color] [color=#0065FF]m[/color][color=#004EFF]e[/color][color=#0036FF]e[/color][color=#001FFF]t[/color][color=#0007FF],[/color] [color=#2700FF]I[/color][color=#3E00FF]'[/color][color=#5600FF]l[/color][color=#6D00FF]l[/color] [color=#9C00FF]s[/color][color=#B400FF]t[/color][color=#CC00FF]i[/color][color=#E300FF]l[/color][color=#FB00FF]l[/color] [color=#FF00D3]f[/color][color=#FF00BC]u[/color][color=#FF00A4]c[/color][color=#FF008D]k[/color] [color=#FF005E]'[/color][color=#FF0046]e[/color][color=#FF002F]m[/color][color=#FF0017].[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=http://img07.deviantart.net/d40c/i/2016/136/2/e/scaletale_asriel_dreemurr_by_criexthedragon-da2nelo.png]i beg to differ /s[/url]))
Fellby: shifts a little, to hug his wife close.
Fanta: needs a gote to hug
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=http://67.media.tumblr.com/c42053bd863fb286fbd6c5fed97bb3e1/tumblr_nx1o500Tpi1rdbuigo1_1280.png]look at this, there's no way this is only goat[/url]))
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Muffet: she sighs, shaking. "...I can't believe..."
Barchar: (That's a form that he made himself, that is presumably not actually exactly like he would've looked like as an adult)
Fellby: "I can't believe it either..."
Barchar: (tha'ts basically his feckin deviantart oc)
Barchar: (That's totally not a self insert original character donut steel)
Fanta: but no gote came
: (( my fucking discord picture
: (( http://i.imgur.com/hX7WqKH.png
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=http://pre04.deviantart.net/e875/th/pre/i/2016/097/b/c/asgore_dreemurr_by_oens_art-d9y3cuj.jpg]well fine, how about this?[/url]))
Barchar: (that's also not even an official art)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't care))
: (( The whole fucking point is that it's not official art
Barchar: (i don't know why they think ASgore's nose should be a fuckin rectangle)
: (( I'm really scared that the original creator of these profile pictures just comes across this
: http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/undertale/images/7/7b/Asgore_sprite.png/revision/latest?cb=20160318003945
: That's Asgore
Fellby: ((shit wheres that one pic of asgore i drew
Barchar: (ehhh i guess i can see where they get it now, but i don't see a rectangle as much as just a mustache into non-hairy bit with no real bump)
: http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/undertale/images/f/f1/Untitled-3.png/revision/latest?cb=20151228183442
: (( I think I'm better off making pixel art
Asriel Dreemurr: (( yoink, snaggin' dat snazzy pick
CryingEevee OOC: ((i just don't see ONLY goat in a boss monster))
: Then what else is in a boss monster
CryingEevee OOC: ((EVERYTHING))
Fellby: ((all of you, apparently
: (( this isn't fucking official art either http://i.imgur.com/gDBXpcl.png
: Not really
CryingEevee OOC: ((they just don't look entirely goat-like to me))
: Then what else are they other than a goat
Barchar: (yeah but god of hyperdeath is hot anyway)
: Goats have horns
Asriel Dreemurr: (( I can actually see a lil bit of dragon around the mouth
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
: Yeah that's true
: But it's widely accepted they're goats
Asriel Dreemurr: (( yeah
: Yazan's connection timed out.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i only see it as a nickname, not a description))
: tfw
: http://img12.deviantart.net/3dc7/i/2015/308/2/b/toriel_by_zanclife-d9fhppp.png
: agh
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Fellby: ((very uh... motherly
: >mfw /r/UT roleplayers try to godmod http://i.imgur.com/IUbwNrf.png
Asriel Dreemurr: (( waiting for it to load
CryingEevee OOC: ((I'M NUUUCLEAR))
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: http://assets1.ignimgs.com/thumbs/userUploaded/2015/10/1/undertale1080p-1443733157009.jpg
: That is official art
Barchar: (it's okay bloo)
Fanta: cuddles up by herself on the floor
: Does Toriel look like a goat
Fellby: -Nobody is happy with this.-
: (( [url=https://msparp.com/redirect?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FIUbwNrf.png]SITUATIONAL GODMODDING TRIGGERS ME[/url]
: Yazan's connection timed out.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i just can't see the goatness))
Barchar: noooo
Muffet: ooope
Asriel Dreemurr: (( that's pushing it
Barchar: (then i guess you're feckin blind because i saw a goat just earlier today and that looks like a gatdang goat)
Barchar: (i guess goats don't have paws)
: Toriel has hands
Asriel Dreemurr: (( that's like looking at a dildo and saying, I just don't see the penis.
CryingEevee OOC: ((you know what? i don't care anymore.))
: Toriel resembles a Nubian goat actually
CryingEevee OOC: ((let's drop the topic))
Asriel Dreemurr: (( whatever ya say Asriel
: https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRJHvgLVxPLgY3-QEIIz2F9Ip55gAvNtJc-HxB6MkUb8nYxJ2U_
: Just wanted to post that
Barchar: is super happy rn, doin' fine, A-ok, super okay ghost girl, doing great
Fellby: is doing absolutely WONDERFUL /s
Halla: <"I have something to say.">
Halla: <"Something I've wanted to say for a while, actually.">
Fanta: oh your sister in law's been erased from existence that's fine
Muffet: would be trying to help, but uh
Muffet: not really able
Barchar: b
Barchar: <>
Barchar: b
: bruh
Barchar: b
Barchar: (PARP)
Halla: <"I, uh...">
Blake: <"Are we breaking up already?">
Fellby: ((what in the absolute fuck
Halla: <"No---breaking up? So are you saying that we're....">
Halla: <"...?">
Blake: <"Was that not what you were going for?">
Halla: <"No. I still like you.">
CryingEevee OOC: ((anyway. just let it be known gotefuckers bumped asriel down from first place in my top undertale characters list. the top is now chara.))
Blake: <"...Not quite what I meant, but I suppose my question is answered.">
Barchar: thx bby
Blake: <"Anyway, continue.">
: (( There's a group of charafuckers somewhere
: (( Somewhere
Halla: <"...I forgot.">
Blake: <"You forgot.">
CryingEevee OOC: https://www.reddit.com/r/Charadefensesquad/ RULE 2 WARNING
Asriel Dreemurr: /chaos ((I'm in that group, welcome aboard
thicc!frisk: (( oh. ))
thicc!frisk: (( okay, if that's how it's going to be, then. fine. ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((this group runs by a few rules: 1.chara did nothing wrong. 2:do not sexualize the innocent child))
Halla: <"Yes.">
Blake: <"Okay.">
: Warning: NSFW: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT3oDEUtVI2xjbCuKh1sg-N9cnfH8tgMkb8O4bqDXPQgN1d9pnhdg
: Chara fuckers exist
Blake: <"Was what I said somehow relevant to you forgetting?">
CryingEevee OOC: ((of course they exist))
: And you can easily access that unholy area by typing in
: Two words
Halla: <"Yes. You distracted me.">
: "chara porn"
: (( or one word
: (( "undertail"
CryingEevee OOC: ((but there isn't nearly as much as gote fuckers))
Asriel Dreemurr: (( turn them not innocent, and an adult, and you're good to go
Barchar: (why does their ass look fucking burned0
CryingEevee OOC: ((at least not as vocal))
Blake: <"Ah. Sorry.">
thicc!frisk: (( i'll have you know i am twenty-six ))
Halla: <"It's fine. I still love you.">
thicc!frisk: (( how fucking disrespectful of you all ))
Blake: <"Hooray.">
Asriel Dreemurr: (( I'll have you know I'm 22 and completely shameless.
: (( should be using more tildes ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((🔥))
thicc!frisk: (( i quit. i quit. i'm done. good-fucking-bye ))
Asriel Dreemurr: (( I'll have you know I'm 22 and completely shameless~
: [color=#000000]thicc!frisk has left like a bitch (Quit: I've had enough of all of your shit~)[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((🔥))
: This is NSFW but is also hilarious
: http://66.media.tumblr.com/0a3dda055c78e4218b355642934e44a2/tumblr_nwymes9MA31rlvk0eo4_1280.jpg
Barchar: she's still just chaotically flitting about, waiting for...SOMEBODY to interrupt her
Halla: <"....">
: (( HAH
: ((100% fake
: ((I'm gonna ring up Scarce
: (( He'll tear this wide open
CryingEevee OOC: ((i knew that was a fake from the get go))
Barchar: ("WHAT I'VE DONE!?")
CryingEevee OOC: ((and i have system messages on))
Fellby: sighs, putting his glasses back on.
Chaos: [color=#990909]hello there, apparent chara[/color]
: (( "Hey, what's up, guys, it's Scarce here, and today someone just fucking ragequit a community" ))
Barchar: okay, so, smash, uh, quick barchar lesson
: (( "And that's really fucked up, I might have to get a double upload in on this, depending on how much drama happens"
Barchar: she herself is technically undetectable. She can posess bodies with working-ish brains, but still. That said, chaos might actually be fucked up enough to see her. it's...uh...been somewhat inconsistent
Barchar: if chaos is totally normal for [i]his kind[/i], though, he probably wouldn't be able to see her
: (( "So their name is Frisk and they are twenty-six and they got super fucking triggered for no reason"
: I search up "thick frisk"
Asriel Dreemurr: (( definitely not normal
: I see handcuffs
thicc!frisk: (( oh ))
: (( "hey what happens when you completely improvise a character"
: (( "i don't know, let's try it"
: (( "no don't do that"
: (( Spicy meme
: (( https://i.imgur.com/ELIrAze.jpg
Asriel Dreemurr: (( Smash definitely can't see,Chaos probably. But that's up to you, because hey, I'm not gonna argue or god mod or blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Barchar: well, are they abnormal TO US, or to the rest of his kind? and, specifically, does his abnormality have anything to do with stability of physicality or dimensional...shit
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
: (( I need a name
: (( I'm bad at coming up with names
Fellby: ((i read that as "I need a meme"
: (( I don't need a meme
: (( I need a name
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh yeah, speaking of dimensional shit. if anyone wants to play a darkness variant of a character, go ahead))
CryingEevee OOC: ((jericho))
Asriel Dreemurr: (( He pretty much loves magic, the super natural, and fucked up deals, taking souls, capturing wandering spirits, and performing sacrafices. One of the skills he's learned, is the ability to sense and read a person's sin. Can't read mind's, but can read wrongs.
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh d00d, if he can sense sins, shadow must be an overload what with being a combination of MILLIONS of undertale protags. no doubt many sins locked in there))
Barchar: Oh, man, she has plenty of that. He might not be able to SEE her, but he can sure as hell sense her
: (( "Natsuhito Shinden"
Barchar: and actually, I've kiiiinda had it that if you can kinda get a hook on seeing her, you can actually detect her. Not feel, but see and hear at least. So, yeah. He can see her.
: (( wha
Barchar: the rules with her are kinda...uh...a work in progress, at best. So....yeah
Shadow: ((shadow is almost always asleep on the couch. so, he's always there. just rarely awake. he can always be awoken if anyone wants to wake him up))
Asriel Dreemurr: (( that's fine, you do whatcha got to, if you're not comfortable with this yet, I can retract that last statement.
🌙 Bayonetta: ((so apparently i have a bayonetta command
: (( Alright, the name I found is
: (( Acedia
: (( Look that up and you'll find what it means
CryingEevee OOC: ((huh
: [color=#e00707]X[/color][color=#0715cd]e[/color]o [Asriel Dreemurr] is now [color=#e00707]X[/color][color=#0715cd]e[/color]o [Smash].
: (( actually no I'm not fucking using that as a name
Barchar: nope, it's fine. she stops. "...Oh. You...see me?"
: (( I'm still debating if I should play an underfell asriel at /r/Undertale
: Fellby [Fellby] is now Gaster [Gaster].
Muffet: if she saw bayo, she;d probabbly wanna fight
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Gaster: walks in, and takes a look around. He can feel the miserable atmosphere in the air.
Muffet: 'bitch i'm the only hot, black-haired, glasses-wearing woman with [sub]some minor amount of[/sub] skill in guns allowed here
Barchar: he can see Barchar, looking...hooooo boi
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Shadow: ((i mean, going back to sin detection, i guess it depends on whether you detect shadow's sins, or the sins of the undertale protags that he's conposed of))
Fanta: she's sobbing
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Chaos: [color=#990909]honestly, hard not to notice you[/color]
: asriel group's connection timed out.
: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.
Gaster: "... Ooooh, boy."
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: tesy
: rip
: asriel group's connection timed out.
Fanta: if only there were a gote
Chaos: [color=#990909]*looks at him, and straightens his jacket,, it's black shine shimmers like an oil slick*[/color]
Barchar: sooorryyyyy
Gaster: "Do I want to know what happened?"
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Chaos: [color=#990909]Best not asked, I'm enjoying the melancholy.[/color]
Gaster: -Boy, Knots and Roses must be having a fucking feast.-
: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.
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: someone flip a coin
: again
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Chaos: [color=#990909]-this fucker gettin' greedy on dat emotional buffet-[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((heads))
Smash: ((tails of course
Barchar: "Jager is dead. His whole dimension is." she says, interspersed with mad chuckles.
Gaster: "Oh. Oh no... that's terrible news."
Barchar: "And I did it. I was told it'd reset the timeline. That it'd FIX everything."
: heads?
Chaos: [color=#990909]that's wonderful![/color]
: that means i have to play a uf!asriel
: fffffFFFFF
Fellby: -He lets out a soft, pitiful whine.-
Barchar: "I was used. Again. Just a tool. Aaaall they have to do is find a handle, and then use me to SMASH SOMETHING!"
Barchar: is still out of the body
Muffet: she looks to Gaster. She can tell what's going on.
Gaster: "... Was it WDG?"
Chaos: [color=#990909]now you have talent, I could use someone like you if you're willing[/color]
Barchar: "Goddess of protection. Ha. I just kill. I kill and kill and kill and kill, even when I'm helping, I just do it by killing others."
Barchar: "Fuck off!" she said, cheerily
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Chaos: [color=#990909]my my, aren't we feisty~[/color]
Gaster: sits down.
Smash: [color=#fffffe]da hell is he doing...[/color]
Drakon: "feisty little thing"
Muffet: is back to petting Fellby. She can't exactly coo into his ear or anything, but she'll try to help some.
Barchar: "I prefer 'pissed off', chaos."
Fellby: -He seems to appreciate it, as he draws closer to her."
: i'm gonna go
: asriel group [] disconnected.
Barchar: Bye bloo
Gaster: "... I don't know what to do here."
Muffet: she smiles a bit
Barchar: "You can't do anything." she said, shrugging. "Everything is fucked and its all my fault."
Chaos: [color=#990909]it really suits you though~[/color]
Chaos: [color=#990909]and that will only build character[/color]
Barchar: she looks a bit...emaciated. Not like she hasn't eaten in forever, but you can just barely see her ribcage. If she was in prismtale, she'd be a few colors short of a Crayola box
Gaster: "Build character? You fool, this is tearing her apart!"
Barchar: "Do not attempt to turn me to your side, you creepy motherfucker. I don't want anything to do with you."
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Chaos: [color=#990909]oh, I'm wounded~ truly I am. I've dine nothing but compliment and uphold your name, and I'm spat in the face...[/color]
Barchar: "You don't even know my fucking name."
Chaos: [color=#990909]not very hard to recognize a chara sweetcheeks.[/color]
Barchar: "Bar. Char."
Smash: chaos, the pleasure is all mine.
Smash: (( thanks phone
Barchar: "I know YOUR name."
Barchar: (happens to the best of us)
Barchar: (oh, for the record, why I wanted replay's color to be what it was: BC's color is )
Barchar: (oops hit enter)
Barchar: (anyway, hers is 845321. Replay's was 123548)
Barchar: (that just felt clever to me)
Chaos: [color=#990909]Then my reputation proceeds me *smiles, sisterly*[/color]
Barchar: "No. I saw you come in."
Smash: [color=#fffffe](660606 and 990909 on Chaos' 2 colors)[/color]
Barchar: (hah, nice)
Barchar: "I wasn't here, but I saw."
Chaos: [color=#990909]regardless, I'm flattered nonetheless~[/color]
Barchar: "Don't be. Anyone that's said their name in here is known by me."
Barchar: "...GOD, I worded that pretentiously."
: Yazan's connection timed out.
Chaos: [color=#990909]don't be so hard on yourself, think of it as, 'confident'[/color]
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Barchar: "No. No, it was pretentious."
Barchar: "Whatever. Point is, darling, I see ~EVERYTHING!~" she made a hand motion that, were she SpongeBob, would make a rainbow. For her, however, it's Bill cipher-esque eyes
Barchar: "In this dimension, anyway."
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Barchar: "If I saw all dimensions, the screaming probably wouldn't have stopped only in year two."
Chaos: [color=#990909]so[/color]
Chaos: [color=#990909]that sounds like fun[/color]
Barchar: "Fun?"
Gaster: bursts out laughing.
Gaster: "Oh, you sweet summer child..."
Chaos: [color=#990909]too simple? perhaps I should have said 'entertaining' or 'amusing'.[/color]
Barchar: "I was plopped into this world with no memories, experiencing EVERYTHING at once, with a sudden perfect memory. I spent two years screaming, and 10 more as an emotionally stunted mad woman."
Barchar: "No, darling, it was not 'fun'."
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Chaos: [color=#990909]well you certainly fooled me, I would have gotten quite the enjoyment out of that[/color]
Chaos: [color=#990909]not all of us can be so lucky.[/color]
Gaster: "It loses its novelty when you can't stop watching."
Barchar: "And that's ignoring how about the only memories I have from before is killing the friends and family of some of the people I care about, and getting erased, molecule by molecule. At the time, it was an instant. I couldn't process it. Now? I have it in vivid detail. Given the time, I could tell you the exact order my atoms were destroyed. "
Barchar: "And how I can NEVER rest, because something is ALWAYS bugging me, something ALWAYS wrong."
Barchar: "Anyway, all in all, I hate my life and wish desperately I could die!"
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Chaos: [color=#990909]no take backs then~ makes life more exciting~[/color]
Halla: <"Do you really like me too?">
Barchar: "It was real exciting until it was all a blur."
Barchar: "When everything had lost meaning, and nothing was anything but blase."
Barchar: (welcome to HB, the species new cau ship)
Barchar: (not as good a name as EH, but oh well)
: (( "to halla with blake"
: (( that doesn't work very well
: (( eh
Chaos: [color=#990909]that's a shame, be nice to see every waking moment~[/color]
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Halla: <"...">
Barchar: "No. It wouldn't. Are you paying NO attention."
Halla: <"really?">
Chaos: [color=#990909]I'm listening, entirely.[/color]
Blake: <"Yes." he said, more confidently. "Emotion is, to be frank, not my strong suit. But yes. That emotion is there, in affiliation with you." >
Barchar: "then what part of this hasn't made it clear how much omniscience SUCKS."
: (( Halla, the only character I've bothered to maintain
Barchar: "If you want, I could force myself into your brain, and give you the memories of my first year or so. The entire set. Everything, every single little overwhelming Speck of action in an entire year."
Chaos: [color=#990909]the part where I adore that[/color]
Barchar: "You're wrong, Chaos. Just wrong. In every way of taking that imaginable."
Barchar: "I'm done talking about this."
Barchar: she floats away, sitting in a corner. Or looking like it, at least.
Barchar: she can't actually see the ground. But hey.
Chaos: [color=#990909]I suppose someone may not like me now[/color]
Barchar: "Maybe if you weren't a flirty psycho demon thing, I'd like you more."
Gaster: "Yeah, no offense, but her boyfriend just died."
Barchar: "Because I was tricked into killing him!~" she added
Gaster: winces. "Even worse."
Chaos: [color=#990909]not that hard to join them[/color]
Chaos: [color=#990909]just open a rift[/color]
Drakon: "'open a rift' is something I know people do A LOT"
Barchar: "No."
Drakon: "and...most of the time it really is unnecessary"
Barchar: "First of all, I don't know what the fuck that is."
Fellby: "... gotta take a few sick days..."
Chaos: [color=#990909]c'mon, hell isn't that bad.[/color]
Hellcat: "well"
Barchar: "Second off, his entire goddamn dimension is destroyed. There is no him."
Hellcat: "I can agree to disagree"
Chaos: [color=#990909]of course, they won't let me back in.[/color]
Muffet: "I don't think it's THAT bad."
Hellcat: "It really isn't"
Hellcat: "in my opinion. Heavily biased."
Muffet: she sighs, holding him close. "Anyway, yes, I think we might need a bit of a break from work. I'm not up to being seductive right now."
Fellby: "Just you... me... Ember..."
Muffet: "I can't even think of anything to coo to try to get succubus abilities going to help. And that's bad."
Chaos: [color=#990909]if your off duty, is the sex free? *He sarcastically says as he smiles*[/color]
Fellby: -He flips Chaos off.-
Drakon: "......."
Chaos: [color=#990909]coming onto me already?[/color]
Muffet: "Only to people who don't ask questions like that, you creepy motherfucker."
Fellby: "I'd say suck my ass, but you'd take that as an invitation."
Barchar: she smiles. "I will go back in my body just to obliterate you."
Fellby: "The bone zone's closed for now."
Chaos: [color=#990909]settle down hot head,wouldn't want you to burn out.[/color]
Fellby: -He silently snuggles Muffet closer.-
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Barchar: "I mean it. Especially with what just happened, you are fucking with the wrong two people if you don't want to find out how my boyfriend died first hand."
Fanta: she
Fanta: shiels'd shittl cryinh in the cprineer
Barchar: What
Fanta: she's still crying in the corner
Barchar: (how long until that gets turned into the topic)
Chaos: [color=#990909]sorry sugartits~ but if you want to get to me~, you're gonna have to go through Smash first~[/color]
Barchar: "'Kay."
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Barchar: "I don't give a shit about smash."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]wait! I didn't agree to this![/color]
Barchar: "He'll get brought back to life anyway."
Fanta: she looks up for her smol
Barchar: "And if he doesn't, I'm giving him what he wants."
Barchar: "Win/win."
Colton: smol is still sobbing in the sno
Fanta: she goes out to look for him
Colton: sge find him. Yaaay
Fanta: ((I shaved my arms and now they're cold why
Barchar: (long sleeves)
Fanta: picks him up and hugs him tight
Smash: [color=#fffffe]*just backs up*[/color]
Colton: this helps him slightly
Barchar: isn't doing it yet.
Barchar: she's this close though.
Chaos: [color=#990909]c'mon, take your best shot, he's not afraid of you[/color]
Barchar: "Yes he is. Clearly."
Smash: [color=#fffffe]don't listen to him![/color]
Fanta: she's a mess of tears
Barchar: "I mean, again, I'll totally kill him to get to you if I have to."
Fanta: petting, hugging, squeezing the colt
Colton: he doesn't know why she's crying, but he's crying too so it works out I guess?
Chaos: [color=#990909]And yet here you are, too pussy to do a Damn think, I guess you're all talk~[/color]
Smash: [color=#fffffe]he's antagonizing, ignore him![/color]
Fanta: takes both crygotes back to the room
Drakon: "..."
Barchar: "Yes. I can tell, smash. Thank you."
Fanta: "..."
UF!Asriel: he peeks into the bar but nopes out shortly after
Fanta: ((http://i.imgur.com/0Q3p2mM.jpg
Drakon: "i killed the first man I met with my own handshake"
Chaos: [color=#990909]thank you, captain obvious...[/color]
Gaster: has fallen asleep.
Fanta: "C-colton, why are you crying?"
Fellby: -Whoops, meant that to be him. Goodnight everyone.-
Fanta: ((gn
Colton: "A-a horse was a horse."
Fanta: "O-oh.."
Muffet: she manages to take him to their house
Fanta: sighs
Fanta: "D-do you want bad news..? It's ok if y-you don't"
Colton: "Uh-uhm..."
Colton: "I...guess?"
Fanta: ((http://i.imgur.com/vT3h8fg.jpg
Fanta: "Do you remember Azalea? You aunt?"
Colton: "Y-yeah?"
Fanta: looks down
Colton: "...oh.."
Fanta: "..."
Fanta: "H-hywel's going to be devastated.."
Barchar: "Look, point is, you're really not actually deterring me at all. Just about the only thing keeping me from actually going after you is laziness, because that would require being in the body."
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Fanta: ((I hope yazan had permission to delete azalea
Barchar: (I figure there's some twist here still)
: (( if he didn't
: (( hoo fucking boy
Fanta: ((If there's not a twist
: Holy shit I have 12,262 items in my recycling bin
Fanta: ((No, scratch that, even if there's a twist it's pretty rude to make it look like she's dead without any word of if she actually is
: (( http://i.imgur.com/UMYzoCX.jpg
: (( shit why did I paste that
Fanta: ((Cuz it's a cool meme
: (( cool mee-mee 👌👌
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Schyroton: ((sorry for passing out last night
Schyroton: ((i was more tired than usual and i wanted to rp, i was hyped for pmd, but i knew i was gonna pass out again
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Yazan: morning
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: ((Oh, I didn't know you came on this early
Schyroton: ((i usually dont
: ((Ah))
: ((Yeah, it's really quiet))
Schyroton: ((i do on rare occasions
Schyroton: ((i just wanna say sorry again for not being there for pmd
: ((Hey, it's okay (ehh I really don't consider it a good chapter), you actually didn't miss much))
Schyroton: ((though i do feel we need explanation for sterling being passed out harder than i was
: ((Yeah))
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: ((MV: Sterling's just a really heavy sleeper))
MettatonSEX: ((we can plot that shit in pms later
MettatonSEX: ((hah
MettatonSEX: ((heavy
: ((haaaa))
: ((Right, right))
MettatonSEX: ((when it isnt seven in the morning
MettatonSEX: ((and im not bingelistening to spg songs
: ((By the way, I can't really be in here too long, I'm estimating I'll have to go in around 21 minutes
MettatonSEX: ((same
MettatonSEX: ((my class starts at 8 my time
: ((Ah))
: ((So we have to go at around the same time, cool))
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
MettatonSEX: ((yknow i say shit like this that we shouldnt plot near seven am yet ive come up with an explanation for schyro constantly passing out
: ((Anyway, again, you didn't miss much except for Hoopa acting weird and the trees literally being bare from yesterday, and Hope literally fucking eating the enemies
: ((Hah
MettatonSEX: ((it isnt just the stress
MettatonSEX: ((also [s]gdi i missed hope voring everyone[/s]
MettatonSEX: ((*ok
: ((And the Gemini, Random Buizel #1, and Laharl team rocket joke
MettatonSEX: ((gdi
: (("Gemini used Manshield!"
MettatonSEX: ((ill look in logs later if you remind me
: (("Gemini straps Laharl onto his chest and plants a few bombs onto him."
MettatonSEX: ((rip
: (("Gemini throws Laharl at Dewt!"
: (("Laharl explodes!"
: (("KO"
MettatonSEX: (hes a prinny?
: ((Gemini made him one
MettatonSEX: ((kek
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: ((I feel like it was slightly rushed at the end))
: ((I mostly like the jokes pf that chapter
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: ((I felt like saving the new mystery dungeon type for another chapter and since that happened, it was ehhhh))
: ((of*
MettatonSEX: ((ah
: ((I wanted to save it so you can actually be there with the others when you're in the mystery dungeon))
MettatonSEX: ((i understand
: ((Also for some reason Dewt isn't as happy
: ((He literally woke up crying))
MettatonSEX: ((sorry if i messed it up; waking up at five is shitty
MettatonSEX: ((oooh
: ((Nah, it's fine, and yeah))
MettatonSEX: ((so is the two hour commute
: ((Dewt was mostly silent the whole chapter and made little comments every now and then
MettatonSEX: ((well shit bruh
MettatonSEX: ((lol
: ((They all make Dewt the pinata
: ((Sterling gives Relic the baseball bat
MettatonSEX: ((they hold dewt up and theyre the rope
: ((Yep
: ((And they start to beat the shit out of him
: ((Dewt: This is fine.
MettatonSEX: ((sterling used iron tail!
MettatonSEX: ((critical hit!
MettatonSEX: ((dewt fucking died!
MettatonSEX: ((again!
: (([Kill Dewt ending: achieved!]
MettatonSEX: ((lol nah, although they find him irritating, they actually give half a shit
: ((Yeah
MettatonSEX: ((the actual reaction would be more like "hey. why arent you being your admittedly irritating self?"
: ((Sterling: you may be an annoying shitlord, but I only give [I]half of one full shit about you[/I]
MettatonSEX: ((to be fair, considering sterlings size-- why am i talking about this
: ((idfk keep on going
MettatonSEX: ((--a full shit would be too much to care about dewt
MettatonSEX: ((also, every time we pmd, robin says "dewt doesnt deserve this" at least once
: ((hah
MettatonSEX: ((to which i reply "dewt deserves some of this"
: ((Haaaah
: ((To be honest Dewt is the one that gets the fucking beating
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
: ((On the end of a stick
MettatonSEX: ((dewt is fucked harder than five whores
: ((six
: ((actually
MettatonSEX: ((...dewt's age should have restricted my language there but my filter is even less effective at eight
: ((seven
: ((seven whores
MettatonSEX: ((the entire barkery
: ((seven whores and king Dewt will become a god
MettatonSEX: ((is this my vaati collection again
MettatonSEX: ((are we going to have omega dewt
: ((yes /s
: ((Hope: don't touch the child
MettatonSEX: ((tbh sterlings relation to dewt is "theyll punch a ferocious beast" "uh, no" "thats how much they caaaaaare" "i dont care that much"
MettatonSEX: ((yes thats from go spine go no im not sorry
: ((it's okay
MettatonSEX: ((im not sorry for referencing spg
: ((yes
MettatonSEX: ((you have no idea how much i do it irl
: ((Anyway, next chapter will mainly be focused on "lol how the fuck will we find Celebi"
MettatonSEX: ((noice
: ((Maybe a mystery dungeon at the end
MettatonSEX: ((cool
MettatonSEX: ((and thats tomorrow, or friday?
: ((Tomorrow, I believe
MettatonSEX: ((k
MettatonSEX: ((i forgot the pmd sched
: ((Also I'm still not sorry about making the Sterling cummed and it got all over Dewt joke
MettatonSEX: ((sterling: ...someday, ill quit this band.
MettatonSEX: ((anyway, i gtg, class starts in three if the professor didnt get rekt by a flat tire again
: ((Me too
: ((Seeya
MettatonSEX: ((cya, pm me kater
: ((We'll plan later
MettatonSEX: ((*later
: ((Right
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Smash: (([color=#FF0000]R[/color][color=#FF3600]a[/color][color=#FF6D00]i[/color][color=#FFA300]n[/color][color=#FFDA00]b[/color][color=#ECFF00]o[/color][color=#B6FF00]w[/color][color=#7FFF00]s[/color][color=#48FF00]![/color] [color=#00FF24]M[/color][color=#00FF5B]y[/color] [color=#00FFC8]f[/color][color=#00FEFF]a[/color][color=#00C8FF]v[/color][color=#0091FF]o[/color][color=#005BFF]r[/color][color=#0024FF]i[/color][color=#1200FF]t[/color][color=#4800FF]e[/color] [color=#B600FF]c[/color][color=#EC00FF]o[/color][color=#FF00DA]l[/color][color=#FF00A3]o[/color][color=#FF006D]r[/color][color=#FF0036]![/color]
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Fanta: ((My old game store was having a sale on ps2 shit
Fanta: ((So I got ffxii, oni, and some other thing that idk what it was but the cover looked kinda cool for 20 bucka
Fanta: ((*bucks
Fanta: ((Can't wait to fight yiazmat
Fanta: ((That's gonna be fun
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Barchar: she hasn't gotten much better overnight
Barchar: she's at least taken to just babbling denial and rage to herself quietly instead of screaming it
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Fanta: sadgote
Colton: also sad but simultaneously slepgote
Barchar: she'd be attempting to help fanta be less of a sadgote but she's a bit busy
Fanta: ((So im playing ar tonelico
Fanta: ((And I get to the first boss
Fanta: ((The boss theme in this jrpg is a rqp
Fanta: ((*rap
Fanta: ((2 hours in and aurica is already best girl
Barchar: (is that the unnamed other thing you got)
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Fanta: ((Nah, this is the tulpa game
Fanta: ((The other thing was arc the lad
: Sounds like a lotta TUPLA
Fanta: ((Ar tonelico, it's fuckin super good
Fanta: ((And you can get shipped with aurica
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: yee haw
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Fanta: ((This is very much tulpa game
Fellby: -He's at home, cooking. It's... somewhat getting his mind off things.-
Muffet: -Is with Ember, doing...stuff? I dunno what Ember likes to do-
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Ember: -Video games, books. That sort of thing. Also she probably has some homework to do.-
Muffet: -she can probably do at least two of those things-
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Barchar: (I find something highly amusing about having Muffet's tag with Fellby being french for spider, especially since the word sounds super fancy but no it just means 'spider')
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Gaster: ((SPODERS
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: (('Ello
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Barchar: (hey frisko)
: ((Flame you are like, the only one who calls me that
Barchar: (i saw a couple other people do it once or twice? but either way what's your point)
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: (([s]It has a secret meaning doesn't it[/s]
Barchar: (no it's just replacing y with o)
: ((Replacing Y with O
: ((Yo
: ((Yo Frisko
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: ((Yo Frisk
: ((Barchar x Frisk confirmed /s
Barchar: (what)
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: ((Conspiracy theory
Barchar: (i don't even see the logic chain)
: ((You take the Y and O from that sentence
: ((That equals Yo
: ((You're talking to me and you greet me as Frisko
: ((Yo Frisko
: ((Take away the O
: ((Frisk
: ((Flame roleplays Barchar
: ((People ship Charisk
: ((Barchar x Frisk confirmed /s
Barsk: their relationship is more of a 'i don't like your mere existence'
: People who ship Charisk tend to believe in the Chara is Narrator theory
Barchar: I think most people in general believe that by now
Barchar: but yeah, mostly because that makes interaction with them a lot easier
: Yeah
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: I don't agree with it for a few reasons, though I don't mindlessly hate it
: 1. Children don't fucking get into relationships that last long-term 2. Wouldn't Frisk try to be friends and just friends
Barchar: shrug
Barchar: Iss' cute and works if they make them not kids. That's all I need really
: I [i]can[/I] agree with that
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: What's weird though
: Is that they make Chara blush
: On top of the rosy cheeks
Barchar: That does feel a bit redundant
Barchar: like
Barchar: they blushin' already bois
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Barchar: (the fucking flowers do not help)
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Barchar: (that's just weird)
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Barchar: (karate)
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Yazan: (wow
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Gaster: ((hey yaz
Yazan: (hey. where is everyone?
Gaster: ((not here
Gaster: ((well, flame's at karate
: ((I'm here
Yazan: slow day I guess
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Gaster: ((hey mv
Fellby: -How much food can one man make? The answer may surprise you.-
MettatonSEX: ((yo
Schyroton: -He's not in the bar, by the way.-
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: ((hi mv
Fellby: -Well, neither is he.-
Schyroton: -Tru, but he was there throughout last night.-
Gaster: would probably know if Schyro was at home...
Schyroton: -He isn't.-
Gaster: wanders in, expecting Schyro to be at the bar.
: -nope-
Gaster: texts Schyro. [Where are you?]
Schyroton: -There's no response.-
Gaster: "... Shit..."
Gaster: heads back home. "Mettaton? Have you heard from Schyro?"
MettatonSEX: No, I've tried calling and honestly? I'm worried.
Gaster: "Well, me too!"
MettatonSEX: I mean, he's not with Vaati, not here, not at the therapist's office, not in this timeline at all.
Gaster: "Goddamn it, where is he?"
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MettatonSEX: ...He was last in the bar, right?
Gaster: "I... no..."
MettatonSEX: Darling, think of a likely scenario: he's in another timeline. Whether by choice... we have to check the Anydoor history of the bar.
Gaster: nods. "Got it."
MettatonSEX: And if there's anything that's hurting him... ohhh, there'll be hell to pay.
Gaster: cracks his knuckles.
MettatonSEX: goes NEO.
MettatonSEX: Let's go.
Gaster: heads through the anydoor.
MettatonSEX: follows.
MettatonSEX: immediately checks the history from the bar, looking for anything that stands out.
Gaster: "... Anything?"
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hello[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Okay, why has Parp been not showing userlist recently.[/color]
MettatonSEX: ...There, 701103.
MettatonSEX: ((hi
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Gaster: "... Is that familiar to you?"
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MettatonSEX: No.
Gaster: "So we've got no idea of what awaits us..."
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MettatonSEX: Welp, we're getting him back no matter what.
Gaster: "Alright, you lead the way."
MettatonSEX: nods, going through to the timeline.
: -Upon arrival, everything seems barren and red. There's a single building in the distance, and a single mountain behind it.-
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MettatonSEX: ...Well then.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]And now it's not showing the 'somebody is typing'[/color]
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Gaster: "This place doesn't look good..."
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MettatonSEX: Then let's hurry.
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Gaster: starts to walk to the building.
MettatonSEX: Mind if I speed things along?
Gaster: "Oh, sure."
MettatonSEX: takes hold of Gaster, making sure he's secure before rocketing off.
Gaster: clings to his husband's shoulders.
: Look If you had One shot Or one opportunity To Seize a Small boy in your enclosure In one moment Would you capture him Or just let him slip? Yo His palms are sweaty, life's bleak, child is heavy There's a sniper aimed at him already, mom's upsetti park service, they're nervous but look calm and ready To embalm, but they keep on regretting' What they shot down, the internet grows so loud they open their mouth, but the memes Wont stop now provoking', how, everybody's revolting' now Dicks are out, Harambe's down, over, blaow!
MettatonSEX: clings tight to his husband until they land.
Gaster: hops out of Mettaton's arms, dusting off his suit.
Gaster: ((brb, dinner
MettatonSEX: knocks on the door-- oh
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MettatonSEX: ((k
Fanta: ((I am return
MettatonSEX: ((yo
Fanta: ((So the main villain so far in ar tonelico is a bunch of tulpa abusers
Fanta: ((It's basically lyner versus the /r/tulpas irc
Fanta: ((And I love it
MettatonSEX: ((cool
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Meme[/color]
: yee hi
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Gaster: ((alright, back
: yee hi
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi DD[/color]
: yee hi
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She enters though I'm fairly sure no one's in the bar.[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"He---hmm."[/color]
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Lydo Romfellow: enters the bar, a typical looking man, but he is wearing a pilots jacket with a military insignia on it, "The Black Eagles"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hello."[/color]
DamnDude: [color=red]#DD Reporting for service[/color]
Lydo Romfellow: Whoa there
Lydo Romfellow: ((hey
MettatonSEX: ok now he knocks on the door, only to be met with a blast from something on the other end.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I assume you're new here?"[/color]
MettatonSEX: ...Shit.
Gaster: jumps back.
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: ur sopposed to hoot the door with a shotgun
Lydo Romfellow: That I am, names Lydo Romfellow
: then walk in u scrub
Lydo Romfellow: though this ain't my first time timeline hoppin
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I'm Lily, nice to meet you. Welcome to Grillby's."[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Oh?"[/color]
Lydo Romfellow: has a cowboy esque accent
MettatonSEX: aims his cannon, but hasn't charged it. "Open the door, and nobody has to get hurt!"
Lydo Romfellow: Between to quite a few different univerese actually ma'am, but ain't seen nothing quite like you
: -Well, now there's a voice on the other end. "...Wait..."-
Gaster: "Who are you?"
Schyroton: -He opens the door, but he looks... different.-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I'm a hybrid of a Human and a Lilligant. Which is a Pokemon. If you know what that is."[/color]
Gaster: "Schyro?"
: Oh I tought lilly was just a lilligant
: huh
Lydo Romfellow: as in the video game? Hell I remember looking at those games in the archives
Lily: [color=#daffdb]No, [url=http://static.zerochan.net/Lilligant.full.1226871.jpg]this is her[/url][/color]
: neato
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I've heard it's a video game. For me it's a reality."[/color]
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Schyroton: -Two of his arms replaced with blasters, his hair tied in a ponytail, boots have protrusions at the knee that look like a V, larger shoulderpads, and an entirely black chestpiece, save for the red lights in the center and a red outline of a spade around them.-
: If it exists, There is a timeline/aleternate universe for it.
MettatonSEX: Schyroton? What... what happened?
Gaster: "What... what happened to you?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rule∞[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]...That infinity is tiny[/color]
Lydo Romfellow: now thast mighty interesting
Schyroton: ...Iii... I had too make a form, iiin case I neededed to fight...
MettatonSEX: Schyro, you could have asked us.
DamnDude: [color=red]#[sub][sup]∞Test∞[/sup][/sub][/color]
MettatonSEX: Or at least told us.
Gaster: "You worried us."
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Thanks, I think?"[/color]
MettatonSEX: nods.
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Lydo Romfellow: So what do I need to know around here?
Schyroton: ...Iii didn't wawawant...
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Anyway, there's usually more people here. Dunno why there's not, but eventually there will be."[/color]
Schyroton: Iii didn't wannnnnt to be a burden on yoyoyou two.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"You don't need to know much. People just hang out here. But beware, occasionally some insane stuff happens."[/color]
MettatonSEX: You're in no way a burden. Not to me, not to Gaster, not to anyone.
Gaster: "Why would you think that way?"
Schyroton: -He shrinks back, holding his hands to his chest.- ........Iii don't know.
Fellby: -He's not making any sort of dish at this point. He's just cooking to hear the sizziling of meat, the clang of his spatula against the pan. It's honestly very soothing.-
Gaster: "You're not worthless to us, okay?"
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MettatonSEX: goes to EX. "You mean a lot to us. I want you to know that."
Schyroton: ...I... yyyou think ththat honesttttttly?
MettatonSEX: Yes.
Gaster: nods.
Lydo Romfellow: well I always find a way to enter the fray
MettatonSEX: I swear on my life.
Lydo Romfellow: thank ya kindly little lady
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"No problem. So, do you timeline hop for fun?"[/color]
Schyroton: -He brings his arms down, still seeming nervous.- ...Ththank you.
Lydo Romfellow: Nah, more so happens on accident
MettatonSEX: Do you want to be held?
Lydo Romfellow: always find the wrong door
Schyroton: -He nods.-
Lydo Romfellow: end up elsewhere
Lydo Romfellow: just like now
MettatonSEX: goes up to Schyro and holds him close.
Gaster: joins the hug.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Ah, okay." She sits on the couch. "'The Black Eagles', what's that?"[/color]
Schyroton: -He hugs back.- ....Iii was scscared.
MettatonSEX: What?
Lydo Romfellow: Thats my squadron
Gaster: "Scared of what?"
Schyroton: ...Ththththat you suddenly hahahated me. Iii don't know why, but Iii was. I'm sososorry...
Lydo Romfellow: mobile suit pilot, EFSF, I'm squad sergeant
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Interesting. What is it like?"[/color]
MettatonSEX: No, not at a
MettatonSEX: *all
Gaster: "Again, why would we hate you?"
: brb dinner
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Schyroton: ...Iii'm useleless and Iiii'm worth nnothing and nnobody everrr really likes me annnnd the only tiiime people pretennnd to like me I jujust get hurt and Ii...
Gaster: "None of that is true."
MettatonSEX: puts a hand on Schyro's shoulder. "Again, none of that is true. I don't have any intention to hurt you. I promise, I will never intend to hurt you.
MettatonSEX: And you are worth a lot to me.
MettatonSEX: You're worth more to me than I can say in words.
Lydo Romfellow: quite fun actually
Lydo Romfellow: the rush you feel as you blaze through space
MettatonSEX: I love you. I love you.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I've actually never been to space...is it as scary as it seems?"[/color]
Schyroton: -He makes a glitched sound, before burying his face in Mettaton's shoulder.- Thththank you thaank you thank you boboboth so mmuch oh mmy god....
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: Why the fuck is spongebob so meme-friendly
Lydo Romfellow: things are only scary if you let be
Lydo Romfellow: lots of folk freak out though, the moment they feel like they loss control
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Gaster: smiles softly.
MettatonSEX: By the way. Even though you worried us, you really did a wonderful job on this.Just by holding you, I know this is sturdy, and I know the cannons are powerful.
Schyroton: ...Ththank yooooooooooooou. Thank you so muumumuch.
Gaster: "Yeah, this is wonderful work. Masterful, even."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Huh." She looks thoughtful.[/color]
MettatonSEX: You really know how to build things on yourself.
Schyroton: Ththat... makes me feeeeel betttter. Thth--
Schyroton: -He passes out.-
Lydo Romfellow: tell ya though, first time I went through reentry, wooo, that was a thrill
MettatonSEX: ...Well, shit.
Gaster: "... Did his battery drain?"
Lydo Romfellow: the feel of gravity pulling ya down while the ship rattles and shakes
MettatonSEX: No, this is a thing that happens with self-modification. Happens if it's stressful and you install sometjing yourself.
Gaster: "Mmmh. Okay."
MettatonSEX: The battery doesn't drain, but it stops function temporarily.
Gaster: "We should get him home."
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MettatonSEX: Yeah.
MettatonSEX: hoistshim up. "...Unless you want to hold onto my back for dear life, we have to walk.
Gaster: jumps up, hooking his legs around Mettaton's hips. "You say that like it's an issue."
MettatonSEX: Oh!
MettatonSEX: Well, in that caaaase~
MettatonSEX: nyooms back to the anydoor.
Gaster: chuckles in his husband's ear.
MettatonSEX: has no ears but ok
Gaster: -You get the idea.-
MettatonSEX: types in the code to go home with his boot, before actually nyooming home.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Anything else you enjoy doing?"[/color]
Gaster: jumps off of his husband's back, rolling as he hits the ground.
MettatonSEX: ...Did you used to parkour?
Lydo Romfellow: for me? its all about that rush, hence why I became a pilot. Outside of that I got some gunslinger skills, don't mind the range, but nah, I'm a rather simple man
: Nyooooooooooom
Gaster: "Maybe."
Lydo Romfellow: but enough about me, what about you?
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MettatonSEX: leans over to kiss his darling.
: >tfw http://i.imgur.com/savBfZB.png
Gaster: kisses back.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I sing and dance. I'm pretty popular where I'm from because of it. I guess it sounds boring in comparison to exploring space though, heh."[/color]
: >tfw2 http://i.imgur.com/ZgDMmk5.png
: http://i.imgur.com/OGe15o1.png
MettatonSEX: grins, going inside and setting Schyro down in the bed. He sits near his boyfriend.
Gaster: follows him. "So... now what?"
UF!Asriel: He inches into the bar.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hello."[/color]
MettatonSEX: Well, this usually doesn't stop for a little while, give it a day.
Lydo Romfellow: Eh I wouldn't say that, music is still popular where I'm from
Lydo Romfellow: Howdy there
Gaster: "So we've got to find something to do."
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Lydo Romfellow: still got a selection of popular people and celebrities
MettatonSEX: He'll wake up soon. Probably a few minutes.
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Schyroton: -His form reverted on the way there. Seems it's a mind-operated switch.-
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]"That's good. I just thought exploring space sounds a lot cooler."[/color]
Gaster: "Alright."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Clipboards[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ[/color]
MettatonSEX: (( http://schyroton.tumblr.com
DamnDude: [color=red]#∞[/color]
Gaster: (("Do you want to take a [look] around, or just [leave]?"
Lydo Romfellow: Well I can see that, though its not like I can just fly off anywhere I want to
Ember: [glamor help]
UF!Asriel: "Um...hi.."
Ember: [dad has been cooking the whole day and i'm scared]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Well, of course."[/color]
Ember: [i didn't know you could aggressively cook mac n cheese and yet he did it]
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Glamor: [font=glamor][oh my god][/font]
Ember: [i mean we're kind of running out of food to actually cook?]
Lydo Romfellow: to be honest its been quite boring. Lack of any battles
Ember: [so i think he's gonna stop soon... right?]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Really? That's a surprise."[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"No aliens or anything?"[/color]
Lydo Romfellow: Nah
Lydo Romfellow: boring peace and quiet
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"That's kind of relieving, kind of disappointing."[/color]
Ember: [CRAP]
Ember: [is he okay]
Lydo Romfellow: You're telling me
Ember: [i don't think he is, i'm gonna ask]
Glamor: [font=glamor][maybe][/font]
Ember: [... he put down his knife...]
Ember: [it's go time]
Lydo Romfellow: heads to the bar
Lily: [color=#daffdb]...Wait, he wasn't already?[/color]
: (( madzci just wrote
: (( "Prepare to get fucked because you're a small goat child"
: (( And deleted it seconds after
Ember: -She leans in. "Dad? Is everything okay?"-
: (( I feel like he directed it towards me
Lydo Romfellow: heads to the counter to get a beer*
Lily: [color=#daffdb]o[/color]
Fellby: ".... Not really."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Reddit is obsessed with mercury toilets now.[/color]
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Gg.[/color]
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Ember: "Do you want to talk about it?"
Fellby: "Not really."
Ember: "You cooked all the food in the house..."
Fellby: "That I did."
blank: a thing floats into the bar.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Hello...?"[/color]
blank: remember Res? basically looks like him
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I barely remember Res, who is Res[/color]
blank: floating eye with spiky wing things
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh yeah[/color]
Ember: "... You're not even eating it."
Fellby: "I... I'm just trying to get my mind off of things."
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Gaster: ((ARE WE LIVE?
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Fanta: ((Um
Lydo Romfellow: ((mest
Fanta: ((Did prap brap
Fanta: ((We good?
MettatonSEX: ((yes.
Gaster: ((parp did indeed brap
Lydo Romfellow: ((were alive again
Ember: "... Can you at least put down the pan?"
MettatonSEX: ((fellby puts mettaton down