Jäger Leyline: could go on a hike

Fellby: "I bet there's nice scenery there, huh?"

Jäger Leyline: mostly lush forests

Fellby: "Hmm..."

Jäger Leyline: unless you go south then its frozen tundra

CryingEevee OOC: ((so as a late birthday present i'm getting my pc upgraded!))

Jäger Leyline: ((aweet

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Neato[/color]

Fellby: "I dunno how I'd handle the cold."

Jäger Leyline: well theres the desert and wasteland to the east

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Dragon Ascent is flying? Wut[/color]

Jäger Leyline: and the jungles in the north

CryingEevee OOC: ((i know, it's weird))

Fellby: "The jungles sound interesting, but it's probably full of bugs."

Jäger Leyline: to have problems with bugs?

: SS Asriel's connection timed out.

Jäger Leyline: thought theyd just die upon contact

Fellby: "No, but you might."

Jäger Leyline: right

Jäger Leyline: well to the west is the end of the world

Fellby: "Wait, the literal end of the world?"

Jäger Leyline: as far as anyone can tell

Lily: [color=#daffdb]AAAAAAAAAAAA[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]WHAT THE FUCK[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]TIME TO SCAN MY COMPUTER[/color]

Fellby: "Weird..."

CryingEevee OOC: ((F))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]So[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I was browsing Smogon[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]And then a thing popped up[/color]

Jäger Leyline: its a big black drop

Lily: [color=#daffdb]So I'm like "ok whatever, just go back"[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Suddenly JAPANESE PORN[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((WOW))

Fellby: "Wow."

Jäger Leyline: welll the surronding area is warped, scorched black, and leaks pf blue energy and ragnite

Jäger Leyline: then drop

Fellby: nods. "I think I'd prefer the forest, to be honest."

Jäger Leyline: most do

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Fellby: sighs, leaning on Jager.

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Jäger Leyline: side hugs hin

Jäger Leyline: something wrong?

Fellby: "Nah, not really. It's just nice to be with you."

Schyroton: ...

Schyroton: passed out. Again.

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Schyroton: You ever pass out from stress? Yeahhhhhhh...

Fellby: looks up. "Oh, he's asleep..."

Schyroton: has been in the bar since yesterday

Fellby: nudges Schyro.

Schyroton: snaps awake. "Whhho's thth-- oh. ...Hhi guys."

Fellby: "Hey there."

Jäger Leyline: hey Sccyhro

Jäger Leyline: you okay?

Schyroton: ...Truthfullly, no.

Jäger Leyline: whats wrong?

Schyroton: Iii've been ststresssed out over a plpletjora of issuess.

Schyroton: Mmmmore than ususual.

Jäger Leyline: need anythiing?

Schyroton: Ii didn't nonotice when Iiii had a shortrter battery liife, but now Ii notiice it.

Schyroton: ...Iii dunno.

Fellby: "Is there anything I can do?"

Schyroton: Iiii have no ideaa.

Schyroton: ((schyro: also i made a tumblr in my sleep check it out

Smolster: ( http://schyroton.tumblr.com/

Fellby: "Well, I offered to comb your hair last night. Do you want me to do that now?"

Jäger Leyline: whst helps you relax?

Schyroton: ...Ththat sounnnds nice, but Iiiii don't want to tatake up your titime.

Fellby: "Well, it's not like I'm doing much now."

: ((Schyro accidentally finds rule 34 of Undersell Mettaton "HHHOW DIDID THEY GEGET TTTTTHOSE PICTURESSSSSS"

Schyroton: ...Ii cann't do ththe things that uuuusually calm mme..

Schyroton: ((schyro just shuts down both his body and the laptop

: ((Underfell*

CryingEevee OOC: ((undersell best au))

CryingEevee OOC: ((undersell is the capitalism au))

Schyroton: ((schyro: *presses his lower left eye* gggoodbye

Schyroton: ((undersell is where everyone is muffet

Jäger Leyline: got a phone Fellby

Fellby: "Mmmh?"

Jäger Leyline: mind if I borrow it?

Fellby: "Oh, sure."

Jäger Leyline: looks up some funny cat videos and hands the phone to schyro

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Brb[/color]

Schyroton: ...Ththis iiiis cute but why?

Jäger Leyline: hoped it would cgeer you up

Jäger Leyline: cheer*

Schyroton: Ii mean it didnnn't hurt, but iiiiiit's not doing mumuch.

Schyroton: Sorrry.

Jäger Leyline: oh

: I'm watching the presidental debate with 4 other people

: This is great

Schyroton: Ii appreciciate the thought, thhhough.

Schyroton: smiles a bit.

Schyroton: ((bruh

Schyroton: ((the debate is happening close to where i go to school

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Fellby: ((i'm watching geepm play crappy gamejolt games

CryingEevee OOC: ((joel is streaming, and i should watch him. but i'm not))

Schyroton: ((my classes were cancelled due to the debate

Fellby: ((oh, what's he streaming?

CryingEevee OOC: ((final haunting ground, something called EDF, and then IVAN))

Fellby: ((ah

Fellby: ((think i'm gonna stick to geeps

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't actually like going to the livestreams. i much prefer to watch the full stream on youtube for some reason))

Jäger Leyline: you like art right?

Schyroton: Yyes.

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Jäger Leyline: whats you favorite style?

Schyroton: But lalately mmmy hands have beeeeeen bout as ststable as my vovovoice.

Schyroton: ...Um.

: yee hi

Schyroton: Iii just really.... whhatever cones ttto me?

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Jäger Leyline: any particular styles stand out? Impressionism? Baroque?

Schyroton: Ii just drdraw, I'm not aaaaa connoiseseseur

Jäger Leyline: oh. what about subject? what do you prefer to draw?

Schyroton: Iiii draw peopllle and clclothing.

Fellby: nods.

Schyroton: But, agggain, nonot really able ttto do that wiwith shakiiiing hands.

Jäger Leyline: you have a drawing on you?

Schyroton: ...

Schyroton: Dddo I?

Jäger Leyline: do you*

Jäger Leyline: Id like to see one

Schyroton: searches his chest for art. He pulls out a drawing from a few weeks ago, a perspective test drawing where Mettaton had posed for him as NEO. It's by no means photorealistic, but it's in a nice, somewhat cartoonish style with elements of realism.

Fellby: "Ooh, nice."

Schyroton: The paper is shaking in his hands. "Iii have ththis."

Jäger Leyline: nice

Jäger Leyline: you should look into animation

CryingEevee OOC: ((i think i just breathed in a bunch of dust))

Schyroton: smiles sheepishly, putting the drawing back. "Iii'm not rereally into dddrawing frframes. Iii tried a giiif once and it tuturnrned out pretty bad."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Back, and rip[/color]

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh, yeah. I forgot she's sitting on the couch.[/color]

Fellby: ((hey smash

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Meanwhile, Tri attempts to make the trolliest BH team ever.[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Smash[/color]

Smash: (( on break

CryingEevee OOC: ((get it? smash, break))

Schyroton: ((my gf asked which skeleghost kid would have an anime art style and the answer is both of them

Schyroton: ((hi smash

Lily: [color=#daffdb]hue[/color]

Smash: (( ayyyyyy

CryingEevee OOC: ((i can't stop coughing))

CryingEevee OOC: ((regret))

CryingEevee OOC: ((so much regret))

Jäger Leyline: anything you are looking to do with your skils?

Schyroton: Iiiit's just a hohobby.

Smash: (( eating a donut

Lily: [color=#daffdb]'Oh man, this next one's gonna be trolly af'[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]forgets it entirely[/color]

Fellby: "There's no shame in having a hobby."

Jäger Leyline: well drawing for commission wouldnt hurt if you wanted to try somethin with it

Schyroton: Mmaybe.

Jäger Leyline: that too. What Fellby said

CryingEevee OOC: ((it still feels like i have dust in my throat))

Napsta: ...*hangs out by the far end of the bar*.......

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She sighs and sits near Napsta. "Hello."[/color]

Schyroton: Iii hahave more monnnney than momost realiiiize... and Iii live wiwitha ssssupererstar, so...

Jäger Leyline: right

Napsta: ...ooh... h-hello.......

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I don't think I've met you. I'm Lily, nice to meet you."[/color]

: Guys

: Arnold Palmer died

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Who is that[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((who?))

Smash: [color=#fffffe]NOT THE ARIZONA TEA GUY![/color]

Jäger Leyline: (I know

Schyroton: ((rest in peace

Lily: [color=#daffdb]The arizona tea guy?[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rest in peace.[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((rip. and apparently he was a professional golfer?))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]We love you, [s]arizona tea guy[/s] Arnold Palmer.[/color]

Fellby: ((he did uh

Fellby: ((golf things

DamnDude: [[ There's an even mix of 'Who the fuck is this' to 'I already knew that' ]]

Jäger Leyline: (a legendary golfer but most people have forgotteb

DamnDude: [[ Somehow I am on both sides of that coin ]]

Jäger Leyline: ((or sweet tea with lemonad drink

DamnDude: [[ Well was ]]

Smash: [color=#fffffe]I only knew him on the buy 2 for a dollar teas[/color]

Napsta: ...um... i'm... blook... napstablook.......

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Anything going on?"[/color]

Fellby: nuzzles against Jager a little.

Napsta: ...no.......

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Alright. I can't tell, are you shy or sad?"[/color]

Jäger Leyline: Ill find a way to make you happy somehow schyro

Napsta: ...o-oh... i can only be one of those?... i'm sorry.......

Jäger Leyline: nuzzles back

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Oh, you can be both. Though that's not really a good thing, but it's possible."[/color]

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CryingEevee OOC: ((man, maybe when i upgrade my pc i'll actually be able to run just cause 3 at more than 3 fps!))

Schyroton: busts into glitched laughter.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Jager already succeeded[/color]

Schyroton: Keeeeep tetelling jokes lilike that.

Napsta: ...ooooooh.......

Jäger Leyline: that wasn-....sure no problem

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"What's gotten you so down?"[/color]

Schyroton: Jäääger. Ththere is no wwway that I wiwill evvvver be entiiiirely hahappy for more ththan a coupllle days.

Jäger Leyline: gotta try though right?

CryingEevee OOC: ((huh. i realize that since i couldn't really play just cause 3 i never got any of the dlc))

Napsta: ...well...... my friend would say it's because i'm not 'high'.......

Schyroton: Iii mean, you cacan tryy. Doesnnnnn't mean it'lllll wowowork.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Wait, you mean on drugs?"[/color]

Napsta: ...oooooh... i've upset you... *fades out*.......

Jäger Leyline: will a hug?

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Nonono! I'm just trying to understand what you mean."[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((i am tired and gonna go to bed early))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"And I don't mean that as in you're confusing, I just want to clarify."[/color]

Schyroton: Aaa hug wiwill help, if yyyou're okay wiwith it.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Gn CE[/color]

Schyroton: ((gn ce

CryingEevee OOC: ((gn everyone))

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Napsta: ...*fades in on the other side of the bar*.......

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"..." For a second she considers trying again.[/color]

Jäger Leyline: goes over and hugs him

Lily: [color=#daffdb]But she decides to leave them alone for now, reluctantly.[/color]

Schyroton: hugs back.

Jäger Leyline: havent done this in 10 years

Schyroton: Hheh.

Schyroton: ...

Schyroton: Cue more glitched laughter

Napsta: ...*just silently cries to himself*.......

Schyroton: Jääägeäger, do yoyou rememmmber when we fififirst met?

Lily: [color=#daffdb]As soon as he starts crying she takes back her decision. She walks over to Napsta. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, or to make you think I was upset..."[/color]

Schyroton: Iiiit wawas really uncommmfortable then, but nnnow, it's kinininkinda funnny.

Barchar: (hi)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Flame[/color]

Fellby: ((hey flame

Schyroton: ((yo

Jäger Leyline: things changes a lot for us

Napsta: ...*sniff* I'M NOT REALLY FEELING UP TO IT RIGHT NOW, SORRY.......

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Schyroton: Yyeah.

: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=855Am6ovK7s

: My body is ready

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Okay. Again, sorry, and I hope you feel better soon." She sits on the couch.[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]The amount of downdoots. Wow[/color]

Schyroton: I'm hahappy they ddid, otherwwwise we'd, Iii dunno, prprobably not lilike each othhher.

: test

: test

Fellby: "Hell, I'm still friends with you, despite my career choice."

Smash: has to go back to work now...

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip[/color]

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Jäger Leyline: wwll we did excalty kick it off

: test yee haw

: wats goin on

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Not much[/color]

DamnDude: [color=red]#I'll admit, they can't post to reddit for shit, but when they plan something with other people, my former mod team can get their word out real well[/color]

Schyroton: Yyyeah.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I'm still trying to make the trolliest team ever[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's coming along nicely[/color]

Halla: <"E, can I tell you something?">

DamnDude: [color=red]#They just did a multimod ARG and it's getting a lot of views right now[/color]

E:

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Schyroton: ...Iiii still can't belililieve that Ii'm friends with peopllle that work at a plplace that hhhhholds memoriries of sommme of ththe worst parts of my lililife.

Barchar: (H: "We're breaking up, I want Blake's voice-inappropriate ass")

Halla: <"I, uh, I like Blake now.">

SS Asriel: ((I have 10 minutes or inyil my appjnde disz

SS Asriel: ((Until

SS Asriel: ((My phone

SS Asriel: ((Dies

Schyroton: ((rip

: (( Blake: " ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Jäger Leyline: (brb

Fellby: ((k

E: <"...Oh...okay. As long as you enjoy yourself.">

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip[/color]

DamnDude: [color=red]#Understood[/color]

X:

Fellby: chuckles. "I'd figure you'd cut me off as soon as you were out."

Halla: <"Do you even have an ass?">

Blake: <"Do you even have an a-">

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wowie[/color]

Blake: <"...Well.">

X:

Halla: <"Wow, Blake.">

Blake: <"Not particularly.">

Avanne:

: It is I, that watches you. Not you, that watches I.

SS Asriel: ((X was inspired by the most fuckin stupid tulpa on the tulpa discord

X:

Halla: <"Can I hang out at your place, Blake? I mean, if you're there.">

Schyroton: Iii honestllly would hahave, but yyou're... yyyyou're not a babad person, annnd I fefelt bad for my atttempt to killll you earlilier.

Fellby: nods, lighting up a cigarette.

Avanne:

: SS Asriel [SS Asriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].

X:

Blake: <"If you wish to 'hang out' within a small office? Sure.">

Halla:

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Blake:

Fanta: accidentally left memes for colton today

Halla: <"Hi.">

Avanne:

Schyroton: ...A-aaagain, sorrry I tried to kill yyyou.

Fellby: "Schyro, please. It's in the past."

X:

Blake: <"Hello, Halla.">

Avanne:

Muffet: She is no longer asleep

Avanne:

Lily: [color=#daffdb]...[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]What is Magikarp's Revenge.[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]What is that.[/color]

Fellby: "Good evening, Muffet."

Schyroton: Hhi.

Halla:

Lily: [color=#daffdb]'Does many things Turn 1.'[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]What.[/color]

: ((i love how they shoot eachother death stares whenever their oponnent talks.

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Blake:

Halla: <"Do you do anything here?">

Muffet: "Hello, cheri."

Blake: <"Mmn. Occasionally.">

:

Halla: <"Occasionally?">

Blake: <"Mostly attempting to formulate plans to get us out of this.">

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Fellby: "Did you get a nice nap?"

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Muffet: "Yes, I think I did." she said, nodding.

Halla: <"Oh.">

Halla: <"Do you keep your guns anywhere?">

Blake: <"I have no need to. I can just...make them when I want them." he shrugs>

Halla: <"...">

Halla: <"I wish I could do that. How do you do that?">

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Blake: <"We're mostly metaphysical, Halla.">

Blake: <"I wanted to be able to do so. And so I could.">

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Halla: <"L took my guns. Again.">

Fellby: pats the couch next to him.

Blake: <"She does that." he smiles. "But she cannot do that to me. So, ha.">

Muffet: she moves over. "Hello, Schyroton."

Blake: <"...I would be willing to allow you to hold on to some of them, if you wish.">

Halla:

Schyroton: Hhi.

Blake: <"Hm. Okay." he looks through what he has>

Schyroton: goes to the couch.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I believe I have finished[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]The Most Annoying BH Team Ever[sup]TM[/sup][/color]

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Fellby: snuggles Muffet close.

Muffet: "...I'm feeling better after last night."

Schyroton: Gggood.

Fellby: "Yeah?"

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Laharl[/color]

[L]: [color=red]She's argue that she totally could rip Blake's guns away. But she's been eerily silent.[/color]

: yee hi

Blake:

Blake:

Fellby: kisses Muffet on the forehead.

Muffet: "Not amazing, but definitely better."

Halla: <"Wow.">

Blake: <"Truth be told, I somewhat regret handing away a couple of those. But what's done is done.">

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Blake: <"I'll havethem back eventually.">

Halla: <"Can I hug you?">

: (( >when the best picture you can find of something has a watermark on it

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I want to fight with my BH team but I'm also nervous to fight a random opponent ;-;[/color]

Blake:

Halla:

Schyroton: ((bro hold on

Schyroton: ((tri ill fight u

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wait really[/color]

Fellby: "It's okay, baby."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Ty <3[/color]

Muffet: she sighs. "...Demons are bad people." she eventually said.

Blake:

: (( i made this image http://i.imgur.com/LqdieEZ.png

Fellby: "Well, I think you're pretty good."

: (( which is probably one and the only times I try symmetry

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Gj[/color]

Muffet: "Mmn. With certain exceptions. Excepts which take works to become exceptions."

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Fellby: draws her close.

Muffet: she adjusts her glasses, sighing gently. "...Anyway. How are yourdays going?"

Fellby: "I'm doing pretty good. Had a nice long talk with Jager.

: (( Another image I made

: (( which, in retrospect breaks a rule

Muffet: "Oh, good. Anythinginteresting?"

Fellby: "Well, he's going to try to get a phone. Aaand, we're probably going on a date this weekend."

Muffet: "Oh, nice!"

Fellby: "Oh, and uh. I guess we're boyfriends now?"

Muffet: she gives a thumbs up

Fellby: smiles.

: High Priest Laharl's connection timed out.

Muffet: "Thankfully, that's not a problem at all for me."

Fellby: "I mean, you've got Chara."

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Barchar: is laying down on the couch, looking bored

Muffet: "Indeed I do."

Barchar: "Barchar."

Schyroton: Hhi Barchar.

Barchar: "Hi, Schyro. I've been here."

Fellby: "Sorry 'bout that."

Schyroton: Oh. Sssorry.

Barchar: "It's okay. But you haven't gotten real name priveleges yet."

Fellby: "Got it."

Muffet: "Hm. Do I warrant real name priveleges, yet?"

Barchar: "...Nah."

Muffet: "Aww. Oh well."

Fellby: lights up another cigarette.

Barchar: "Nah. That's just Jager. Aaand Mettaton, Gaster and Grillby on the off-chance they'd actually rather use it."

Fellby: nods. "Interesting."

: ((The presidential debate is happening rn

Fellby: ((i give no shits about it

: ((me neither

Barchar: (lemme guess, they'te both making themsleve slook like idiots)

Fellby: ((my dad is watching it

: (( I'm watching it with my friends

: (( We all agree it's good kek material

Fellby: ((and by the sound of it trump is blaming everything on hillary?

Barchar: "You might earn them later, Muff'. But not yet."

Barchar: (Define 'everything')

: ((I don't see any blaming actually

: ((It's weirdly calm))

Barchar: (Shock and terror)

: ((Politics is weird

: ((are*

Muffet: "I await the day with bated breath."

Lily: [color=#daffdb][url=https://i.reddituploads.com/3891fc6bdfc34254bc659208305f2587?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=0b77f4df0d9afcbfc3cee0e0bd95cc35]Prepare for your daily dose of spoop[/url][/color]

Barchar: (Why am I suddenly imagining what the fuck a BLAXITH item for ca2tale could be)

Schyroton: ((its happening two hours(public transit) away from me

Barchar: (Followed by a fucking BLAXITH lost soul for schywey. Hot damn.)

: Prepare for spoop

: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pKpNkBGKCOk/hqdefault.jpg

Schyroton: ((YOU REALIZE THAT ID HAVE FUN WITH AVANNES HAT RIGHT

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh[/color]

Barchar: (DUDE AVANNE IS THE FUCKING TIP OF THE ICEBERG WHEN IT COMES TO OPPORTUNITIES WITH BLAXITH)

: My parents support Trump

: I support jack shit

Barchar: (YOU'VE GOT LIKE 5 BLOODY PEOPLE TO USE)

Barchar: (I'm so sorry Frisky)

Schyroton: ((ITD SPEW GUNS AND BUSINESS FILES AND SHARP PLANTS AND A SWORD AND DRAGON BULLSHIT AND MAGIC BLASTS

Schyroton: ((l would be the healing item

Barchar: (WAIT, I THINK IT'S SIX. WE ACTUALLY DO THINGS WITH BLAXH AND THEN E HAPPENS)

Barchar: (but yeah i guess L doesn't really have her own shit)

Schyroton: ((im using tiberius's sords

Fellby: ((dude use surprise tiberius

Lily: [color=#daffdb]and uh, e barely exists[/color]

Barchar: (But Chime, [i]you're[/i] surprise tiberius)

Schyroton: ((e has the plants

Fellby: ((tiberus takes you to fucking church

Barchar: (E does shit)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]E is the echo flowers[/color]

Fellby: ((i don't even have a command for him

Muffrisk: honestly Tiberius could actually be really fucking dnagerous for her considering

Schyroton: ((tiberius exits the hat and swordfights muffet

Lily: [color=#daffdb]...As well as Flowey[/color]

Fellby: ((YEEEESSS

Schywey: ((BICH

Barchar: ("Hi, I'm E-y. E-y the E!")

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I know, jk[/color]

Schyroton: ((i feel like i shouldve opened with "hi, i'm schyro, schyro the emotional trainwreck!"

: (("hi, i'm Schyro, Schyro the depressed glitching robot that hates himself!"

Schyroton: ((thats accurate

Fellby: ((tiberius has a character command now

Schyroton: ...

Schyroton: ((nice

: (( what about H

Barchar: (yay)

Schyroton: ((h is gun

: ((h is gun

Blake: ("Greetins, I am Blake. Blake the businessman.")

Lily: [color=#daffdb]H is the empty pistol[/color]

Halla:

Fellby: "... You guys wanna watch a movie or something?"

: H is the pistol that is always loaded

: But only the pistol

Blake:

Avanne: ((Bonjour! I'm Avanne, Avanne the automatonic doll."

Muffet: "Ooh, sure."

MK: ("Yo. I'm Kid. Kid the robot.")

Halla: <"...">

Schyroton: ...Iiiis this incluuuding me?

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hello! I'm Lily! Lily the Lily![/color]

Fellby: "Sure, if you want."

Fresh: ("WHADDUP MY BRO-MAN! I'M FRESH, THE SUPER-RADICACIOUS FLOWER!")

Schyroton: smiles.

GK: (("... My life is eternal emptiness."

Schyroton: (("sammme"

Fresh: ("I CAN SEE THAT YOU AIN'T ALL-UP KNOWLEDGED ON THE 411 OF THIS ALL-UP UNDERGROUND STUFF, SO LEMME SHOW Y'ALL THE ROPES, DAWG")

MK: ("OH, man, you guys too?")

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Can I come as well?"[/color]

Muffet: "...Who are you?"

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Barchar: "I assume you wouldn't object to me coming along though."

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...I'm Lily."[/color]

Muffet: "Not in the slightest."

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: the fuck

Schyroton: ...Iii... don't ththink I evvver intrtroduced myseseself.

: test

Fellby: "Okay, we can either stay in with a DVD or netflix, or see what's in theatres."

: respond with "no" if you can read this

Schyroton: I-Iii'm Schyro.

Schyroton: ((no

Lily: [color=#daffdb]No[/color]

Fellby: ((no

Barchar: (no)

: yes

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Nice to meet you."[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]No.[/color]

Barchar: (yes)

Schyroton: N-nnice to meet you tttoo.

Halla: <"Blake?">

Schyroton: Um. Iii don't knowww.

Blake: <"Yes?">

Halla: <"Are you going to stop me?">

Blake: <"...No?">

Fellby: "... Okay, I can guarentee something that I've seen before has no sexual content in it."

Halla:

Schyroton: Y-yyeah.

Halla: <"Why not?">

Blake: <"Why should I?">

Fellby: "So. Suggestions?"

Blake: <"You seem to be enjoying the contact. The contact is not any problem to me.">

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Muffet: "Or at least little enough that we can fast forward."

Halla: <"Oh.">

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]She shrugs.[/color]

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Schyroton: ...

Schyroton: ((schyro suggests the bloodiest, goriest movie without sexual content known to anyone

Schyroton: Iii don't know eieither...

: (( drakon: "i've got it on VHS"

Barchar: (Schyro: "The entirety of the SAW series")

Fellby: "... Well, shoot.

: (( I was honestly not phased very much by SAW

DamnDude: [[ "All at once" ]]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I have a lot of characters related to music[/color]

Schyroton: Iii'd suggest sosomething but a lllot of ththe things I wawawatch are grruesome.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Jozlyn dances[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Deon was literally just music guy[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Lily dances and sings[/color]

Fellby: "Uhhm, hm."

: (( I started to play rap god until I realized my sister had her friends over

: (( They're all around six or seven years old

Lily: [color=#daffdb][s]Why are you listening to Rap God anyway[/s][/color]

: (( The only reason why is because of the "I can talk at supersonic speed" thing

Module: *A person with a metal mask, long black hair, and metallic casual clothing enters the bar, and looks around as if he had already known the place. Once inside, he props himself near a wall, pressing one of his feet to the fall* "Hello, everyone"

: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Module [Module].

Fellby: "Whoa! Hello there!"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hello."[/color]

Schyroton: Hhhello.

Module: waves to those who greeted him, and responds with what sounds like a slightly modified voice, "So, what's this place about? I came through the other day to deliever something to a friend, I saw a few of ya when I was passing through and I decided to stop by"

Muffet: "...ER...hello, sir."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]What if I told you I found an undertale collab that is on-par if not better than the Omega Flowey one[/color]

Barchar: "It's a bar."

Barchar: "Where you can purchase alcohol."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Oh, I don't know a LOT about it, but put simply it's a strange bar."[/color]

Barchar: "And food."

Fellby: "Well, this place is a bar between the dimensions."

Schyroton: ...Y-yyeah.

Module: "I'm already sort of used to the whole inbetween dimensions thing, saw a few places like it before when I was crossing through for deliveries. You'd think it'd be less common at this point"

Schyroton: ...Hhuh.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hmm."[/color]

Fellby: "And why's that?"

Barchar: "Technically there's an infinite amount of them. I mean, just yesterday, I saw somebody from u-"

Module: "Well, when you think about it, aren't inbetween states of objects normally unstable." *He also gives a grin under his mask to barchar*

Bardyne: She enters through the door. "[i]Yo, nerds![/i]" she yells. "...I'm not gonna fight you, this time! So don't try to kill me!"

Fellby: "... Shit."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Hello again."[/color]

Module: looks to bardyne, "Oh hey, didn't I drop off a weapon to someone visiting your place?"

Bardyne: the arm holding the door open melts off. "...oops." she closes the door with her off-hand, as she regenerates the other.

Schyroton: ...

Schyroton: backs onto the couch.

Bardyne: "Uh, I dunno, the only person I saw in there was another robot dude."

Bardyne: "Gave something to that 'Runner' guy."

Module: "I was delivering arms too, just Runner's... violent at times"

Barchar: "..." she blinks. "Lua, what the fuck are you doing."

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi bread[/color]

Schyroton: Wwait...

Module: laughs. "I was wondering how long I could pull that off for"

Schyroton: ((yo

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Gtg[/color]

Schyroton: Iit is yoyou.

Barchar: (Bai trai)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Actually, I have to go quickly, sorry."[/color]

Barchar: (hai braid)

Schyroton: ((cya tri

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Goodnight!"[/color]

Fellby: "... I had a feeling."

: ((Hello))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She leaves hurriedly.[/color]

: (("Because he has the biggest dick" -Frisky

Schyroton: Bbye.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Gn <3[/color]

Module: removes his mask, revealing a completely fixed up face. "See ya"

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Schyroton: ...Also, iiit's nice to seseseee you again.

Schyroton: smiles a bit.

Module: has a small light coming from his eyes, "What can I say, I can't disappear forever."

Schyroton: Yyeah.

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Module: "Plus, I can't find Runner and I have nothing better to do than find him, so I was just checking in here first"

Fellby: "Ah. We were about to watch a movie."

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Muffet: "Yes, with at least Schyroton and Barchar."

Module: "I should have enough of my information faked and changed my looks enough to not get into anything else for the time being though"

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Barchar: she snorts. "Good luck."

Module: "Well, Runner's probably doing nothing, so I'll join in too if ya don't mind"

Fellby: "Alright. Any suggestions?"

Module: grins, thinking 'I'll have my ways to get outta shit, barchar'

Module: thinks for a moment.

Barchar: "For the record, I'm literally jsut there for you guys, I've already seen the movies far too many times. So, uh. I'll be pretty damn checked out."

Module: "Honestly, I'm fair game for anything. 'Never really watched that many movies"

Fellby: "Hm, okay. Give me a second."

Fellby: gets up and pops through the anydoor.

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Nathan: -He walks out of his isolation, and swiftly tries to just slip to the bar, to order food. He seems to not really like seeing new faces, and just the fact that there are a good amount of people doesn't help.-

Module: [[ I feel like CE would appreciate this: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CtU4zVnWAAAFAyo.jpg ]]

Barchar: she's gonna try so hard not to spoil the inevitable noir movies that happen

Fellby: -Oh, Barchar, you know him too well. In he comes with a laptop and a few DVDS.-

Schyroton: ((knuckles is sixteen so he cant run but shadow is over fifty. i'd vote for shadow the hedgehog

Nathan: -Feeling safe enough, he takes a seat, and orders his food.-

Schyroton: sees Nathan, but doesn't say anything. If Nathan happens to look at him, though, he does give a small wave.

Jäger Leyline: the old fuck wakes up

Fellby: -Just in time for movies!-

Nathan: -He probably glanced at them. And lightly waved back.-

Jäger Leyline: wha? what happened?

Schyroton: Nnot much.

Module: "...Wait hold up a second..."

Barchar: "Mornin', Jager."

Barchar: "We're gonna watch movies."

Module: "No way, Jager? I swear I was only gone a month."

Nathan: -He also just tried to order some alcohol, having been curious over he past few weeks. He doesn't have an ID, though. Unfortunate.-

Jäger Leyline: ph?

Nathan: -...Most likely for the best.-

: so

Jäger Leyline: what movies?

: http://i.imgur.com/zaXOMxQ.png

: what I like to do in gmod

Barchar: "Timeline bullshit, Lua."

Barchar: "Don't worry about it."

: actually, better screenshot http://i.imgur.com/TOw9RNS.jpg

: ((Now just add tiny full powe thrusters))

Module: grins, "Probably the best thing to bet on at this rate"

: ((And go to space))

: Well

: It's attached to a jeep

: ((Add thrusters to the jeep))

: ((Add thrusters to the air))

Fellby: "Well, uh. I've got the Maltese Falcon, Touch of Evil, and Double Indemity."

: ((Add thrusters to the thrusters))

Muffet: "None of my recommendations are particullarly...Schyro friendly, unfortunately."

Jäger Leyline: havent seen them before

: here, bread

: http://i.imgur.com/bC2mOyq.jpg

Schyroton: Ii-iiiif you wawant, I cccould leavve.

Nathan: -He gets his meal, and starts to eat, taking the time to glance at what that group is doing. Maybe peek at the movie, when its on.-

: ((Not enough))

: ((Thrusters))

Fellby: "No, you don't have to."

Muffet: "No, no, don't worry."

Schyroton: Yyyyou're sure?

Fellby: "Positive."

Schyroton: Iiiii mean, I know mmmmymymy personalll issues can be a burrrrden...

Module: would prefer to not have the first movie he's seen in forever to be bad porno.

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Fellby: -Literally none of those are porn-

Module: was talking about Muffet's 'recommendations'

Module: well thinking

Fellby: -oh-

Muffet: -At least two of hers would be though-

Muffet: -But not all! Probably-

Nathan: -He mutters to himself about him not being a burden. Him actually being nice. But not to any listening ears, unless Grillby was really bored today, and was attempting to hear him.-

Barchar: well, uh

Nathan: -Barchar doesn't count her ears are all hearing.-

Nathan: -She knows, but he doesn't know that.-

Module: -All earing-

Fellby: pops in a random Noir film. Probably one he's seen a million times by now.

Fanta: ((Alright brb gotta deal with some bullshit

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Barchar: she doesn't really react, though

Schyroton: ...

Muffet: she pats the couch, leaning on Fellby.

Barchar: she moves over, sitting next to her

Jäger Leyline: ....Im surprised I havent seen......Asm.....Asmodeus

Schyroton: kinda curls up on the couch.

Barchar: "...Asmo hasn't bee here in a while. He's probably fine."

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Nathan: -He sighs. He'd actually tell him that, but he can't build up any courage to walk over there in fear of having to talk to everyone, and be lost. Afraid.-

Asmodeus : -He's working now, happy with his girlfriend.-

Asmodeus : -They all died happily ever after.-

Barchar: she looks over at Nthan

Fellby: snuggles with his wife.

Nathan: "..."

Barchar: what would be the best way to do this

Nathan: -Not to spoil him.-

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: Spook*

Barchar: "...Hey, Nate, something wrong?"

Fanta: ((Fuuuuuck chat is glitched

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Nathan: "...No..."

Schyroton: ((rip

Module: is probably going to call Jager 'old man jager' for now on. He doesn't know why the thought ammuses him, but it does.

Barchar: "Ya sure?"

Nathan: "J-Just...@

Nathan: "Yeah..."

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Fanta: ((Ok, fixed

Barchar: "Just trying to help you, you know, let out what needs to be let out. Or whatever." she shrugs, trying to look unassuming

Nathan: "...?@

Fanta: she's back in her room, brain pretty fully unfucked

Nathan: "L... let out?"

Hywel: "..."

Hywel: "How's your head?"

Colton: he's hugging gotemom

Fanta: "Feels ok"

Hywel: "How's your ass?"

Fanta: "Feels ok"

Fellby: -I hope you like detective, dames, and smoking, 'cause that's what we're watching.-

Hywel: "Good."

Colton: "Okay wow that's a kind of weird follow-oh, right, the bulet."

Nathan: "..."

Barchar: (God this keyboard feels weird)

Schyroton: likes the aesthetic of it

Barchar: (I've been using the same brand of keyboard for like 4 years)

Fanta: "I don't have a phone any more"

Fellby: enjoys the aesthetic too!

Colton: "What?"

Module: already wants to jokingly blame the butler who probably hasn't even shown up yet.

Nathan: -He looks kind of... Curiously At Barchar. That's the word that can best describe it anyways.-

Barchar: enjoys...having the people here, at least

Barchar: "What?"

Hywel: "Oh well. We can get anotherXl

Barchar: isn't looking at him

Fanta: "Given the guy has my number, and knows how to make me like.. that"

Nathan: -He assumes she's not talking to him. And just keeps on looking.-

Barchar: she looks at Jason. "What's with the look?"

Schyroton: ((hywel: hows your head? fanta: havent had any complaints yet

Fellby: watches the dame wander in, a fascinated glimmer in his eye.

Jason Scott: -JASON 'ERE-

Jason Scott: -CHEERS LOVE.-

Barchar: (Fanta: "As in I literally have not been able to formulate one yet")

Barchar: I MEANT NATHAN

Schyroton: thinks her outfit is cool

GLaDOS: she's still working on making Symmetra's gun

Nathan: "...H-how...?"

Nathan Drake: [[ no no no no no no ]]

Fanta: rubs her head

Barchar: "How what?"

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Fanta: ((So on today's danganronpa

Nathan: -This sort of startled him. He didn't know she could just see him looking at her.-

Schyroton: mostly likes it for the aesthetics but the plot is nice too

Fanta: ((The main villain of the entire series

Fanta: ((Was revealed to be anime

Nathan: "...You we-weren't even l-looking at me..."

Barchar: "...Oh, uh, I just..."

Fanta: ((I'm not fucking kidding the villain is anime

Schyroton: ((ANIME IS REAL

Nathan: "..."

Barchar: "You know, you get that feeling when somebody is staring at you."

Nathan: "...A-all the time..."

Module: is not the artsy type, but enjoys the plot so far.

Fanta: ((I WAS EXPECTING THE PLOT TWIST TO BE STUPID BUT NOT THAT STUPID

Barchar: "It was just that."

Fanta: "I'm gonna stand up"

Nathan: -He nods, and looks away, feeling sort of bad now. Not wanting to have made Barchar uncomfortable. Leading to him being uncomfortable.-

Hywel: -He stands up, ready to help her if she needs it.-

Fellby: -The dame's husband has been murdered.-

Module: [[ https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CtVBRc4WIAAv-yu.jpg ]]

Fanta: stands up, she is successful

Fanta: ((Y'know

Module: wishes he had a timer for how quickly the dame was killed.

Fanta: ((There's an scp that makes you solve a murder mystery

Schyroton: ((i support bowser as well

Fanta: wonders where ea is

Barchar: "..."

: ((Make the mushroom kingdom great again.-

Barchar: "Yeah okay, that's bullshit. Just don't worry about it, kid."

Endling Asriel: -Somewhat okay.-

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Nathan: "...Okay..."

Fellby: -Next morning the dame is dead.-

Fanta: schyro could tell smolgote his waifu is alive

Fanta: and kicking ass

Nathan: -He looks almost obedient to the command.-

Fanta: cuz she doesn't know

Fanta: wanders out to the main room

: (( anyone else get this issue sometimes

: (( on Source engine games

Module: realizes the killer had a 2 for 1 coupon, but leaves this evidence to himself.

: (( you click an option in a menu, the game freezes and the click sound repeats for a bit

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: ((Not just you))

Schyroton: ((ok?

: (( it even happened in hl2 at e3 https://youtu.be/4ddJ1OKV63Q?t=7m58s

Nathan: "..."

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Barchar: she attempts to ignore that, because the way you worded that indicates something she really doesn't need to worry about,

Schyroton: ((slarv i dont get what u said with the waify

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Nathan: -Well at this point saying that Schyro wasn't a burger would be nice, but very random, out of the blue, and seemingly for no reason. So, he kinda lost his chance.-

Fellby: -Wait, what's the dame doing across the tracks at the train station?-

Fanta: ((Ea was smazzy's waifu

Nathan: -Not much to worry about. He's just easily pushed around, as long as it isn't to his limits.-

Barchar: "Mysterious."

Endling Asriel: -He's been in Snowdin a lot.-

Fanta: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLbW7gh38UY

Schyroton: ((OH

Fanta: ((It's

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Schyroton: ((also, burger

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Fanta: ((This video is magic

GLaDOS: She's actually getting close with the gun. She likes it.

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Module: [[ https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR83ap8Rsxi0jRSJLx0Kwhed9cyFzrQlJ5mQzzk6C0EYMrOEUFt-HmB3Os ]]

Schyroton: is watching intently.

Fellby: -The detective is now gathering clues as to who the fuck this lady was.-

Jäger Leyline: fellasleep

Fellby: is honestly a little offended Jager did so, but doesn't let it worry him.

Barchar: aw, c'mon, falling asleep in the middle of a movie is normal

Fellby: -I mean, he's done it before, so.-

Module: has been mentally making jokes this entire time about the movie.

Barchar: "Oh, I get it, it's because she's his e-" she stops herself.

Fellby: frowns. "You really think that's what's going on?"

Schyroton: One eye glares at Barchar.

Fellby: -The detective's going through birth records now.-

Barchar: "...I said nothing."

Schyroton: rolls his eyes, and they all focus on the movie.

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Barchar: she's bad at not spoiling things

Fellby: -And then... there's a gun in the small of his back.-

Fellby: -It's the dame.-

Jäger Leyline: falls over and wakes up

Barchar: "...Jager?"

Fellby: "Hi there, Jager!"

Jäger Leyline: Imma okay

Schyroton: Hhello.

Jäger Leyline: ao u

Jäger Leyline: so uh*

Module: is not shocked, because he's been too busy amusing himself to pay attention to some of the side characters.

Barchar: "So, uh?"

Fellby: -Turns out, the dame had a twin sister. One jealous of her sister's wealthy lifestyle.-

Fellby: -The plan was to murder the dame and pass herself off as her sister. The husband's murder was an accident.-

Jäger Leyline: so she killed her sister and brother in law?

Fellby: "Yep!"

Barchar: "Huh."

Schyroton: Yyyep.

Jäger Leyline: classy

Fellby: "Oh, definately."

Barchar: "That's not how it worked out here. Dimensional differences, I guess."

Module: "Huh"

Fellby: "I guess so."

Jäger Leyline: is it over?

Fellby: "Yup."

Schyroton: Iii liked ththat.

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Fellby: "Pretty good, huh?"

Jäger Leyline: Yeah. whats next

Barchar: "It was alright."

Fellby: "Well? Any suggestions?"

Jäger Leyline: sits with BC

Fanta: sits on the couch

Schyroton: shrugs.

Module: realizes why he doesn't really watch movies anymore, but doesn't mind spending time with the group after so long.

Barchar: is being flanked by him and muffet. Which is good with her

Fellby: "Come on, guys, I don't wanna dominate the choice here."

Fanta: looks around, who's bar?

Fellby: is bar.

Barchar: she knows that feel lua

Barchar: is barCHAR

Muffet: ALSO IS SHE

Jäger Leyline: is old manbar

Fanta: "Howdy"

Fellby: "Hey fanta."

Barchar: "Hi Fanta."

Schyroton: is bar

Schyroton: Hhi.

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Jäger Leyline: Hello

Muffet: she waves. "Hello, dearie."

Jäger Leyline: how about Mad Max Fury Road

Fellby: "Uh, not sure that's schyro-appropriate."

Schyroton: Iii can leave if yoyou wannt.

Barchar: (I don't think there's any sex in mad max)

Fellby: ((i haven't seen it so

Module: is in the bar in a relaxed position in one of the seats.

Fanta: ((There's not

Fellby: ((ok

Barchar: "There's no sex."

Fanta: ((There's fucked up shit, but no sex

Jäger Leyline: ....its pure action

Fellby: "Ah, alright."

Barchar: "And violence doesn't seem to bug him much."

Fellby: "Haven't seen it."

Fanta: "Watching movies?"

Schyroton: ...Nno, viollence is fififine.

Fellby: "Yup. Come have a seat."

Jäger Leyline: (you should see it? Its awesome

Jäger Leyline: see it.*

Schyroton: ((is there any r2 bc if not i might

Fanta: ((I've only seen it once, but I don't think so

Fanta: ((Just cars blowing the fuck up

Schyroton: ((ok, ool

Schyroton: ((*cool

Fanta: ((That'd Fury Road, idk bout the others

Fanta: ((*That's

Jäger Leyline: ((I dont reeally know

Fellby: ((all i know about fury road is WITNESS ME

Jäger Leyline: ((dont think so

Schyroton: ((i know nothing abt mad max

Barchar: she just leans on Jager.

Fanta: ((Cars + desert + explosions

Muffet: has her tail around Barchar's leg

Fellby: leans on Muffet.

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Fanta: she does have a seat

Jäger Leyline: puts the film in

Muffet: is leaning n him, so hey

Schyroton: is curled up and may end up leaning on the nearest person eventually.

: (("Darkrai and Hitler would be friends"

: ((-Frisky

Jäger Leyline: (shit should I aviod spoilers then?

Fanta: ((It's about the action

Fanta: ((The plot isn't important

Schyroton: ((idc about spoilers

Schyroton: ((im here to watch shit blow up and hopefully heads fly off

Jäger Leyline: -it shows Max getting caught by the cult of Immortan Joe and getting branded as a blood bag

Barchar: (Yeah who gives a shit about the plot)

Fellby: winces. "Ooooohhhh!"

Barchar: (shit blows up what else do you need)

Jäger Leyline: -in the Austraila

Schyroton: watches the blood, gore, and explosions eagerly.

Fanta: is watching it, she likes the effects

: ((We need ass and bubblegum

: ((Little bit of pussy too and it would be 👌👌

Fellby: sits up excitedly.

Schyroton: ((i have an ass, my gf has four cats

Barchar: could work out the bubblegum

Schyroton: ((is four cats too much pussy

Jäger Leyline: -Meanwhile a Lt in the cults army, Furiosa, is drives a semi truck war rig into the wastes to ammo town

: ((You can never have too much pussy

Smolster: (no such thing as too much pussy

MageVaati: (( ͡ ͜ʖ͡))

Barchar: (it's not enough pussy)

Barchar: (further pussy is required)

Shoe: ((Delivering the pussy

Schyroton: ((well she has five and i have one

Smolster: ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

: (("Hitler: Wanna gas a couple Jews? Darkrai: Sure!" -Frisky, 2016

Barchar: (has she bought a new cat since your first post mv)

Schyroton: ((its a vagina joke

Fanta: ((Flame

Jäger Leyline: -She took Immortan Joes wives in hooe the could escape from him

Jäger Leyline: hope*

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Barchar: (oh)

Schyroton: ((i dont have any cats

Smolster: ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Fellby: rolls his shoulders a little bit.

Barchar: (okay, i kinda-kinda didn't get off the bit with us talking about cats and not genetalia tall)

Schyroton: ((we're talking about both

: ((Darkrai: Like half of my minions are gay jews"

Barchar: (yeah)

Barchar: (I get it now)

Jäger Leyline: -Joe finds out and makes a pursuit force to go after her. Max is mounted to tge hood of a car in that force.

: ((MV: do you have the puss puss Smol: yes

Smolster: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Fellby: "... He's probably getting a looot of bugs in his face."

Muffet: "This is very unnecessarily violent."

Muffet: "I like this."

: ((MV: take pics pls Smol: -posts pics of cats- MV: owo

Jäger Leyline: -the following is a scene of pure badass chase scenes as everyone drives into a giant sand tornado

Schyroton: ((p much

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Fellby: "Holy fuck, man."

Schyroton: Iii'm enjoyiying this verry much.

Fanta: "That's pretty sweet"

: ((MV: this is my life now

Smolster: ( http://s12.postimg.org/uat3juczh/unnamed7.jpg

: ((MV: bling bling, pussy, this is the life

: ((Smol that looks a lot like my sister's cat

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Barchar: "This was really cool back when I hadn't seen it before."

Schyroton: ((is that susu

Smolster: (yyeeeee

Jäger Leyline: -makes survives and takes Furiosa and tge wives hostage, driving the war rig into a valley to escape Joe

Schyroton: ((ouo!

Schyroton: Damnn.

Smash: [color=#fffffe]*walks back in, absolutely exhausted*[/color]

Jäger Leyline: Max survives*

Fellby: "Hello, Smash! Wanna watch movies with us?"

: ((like my sister has two cats and a dog

Smash: [color=#fffffe]Sure.[/color]

Schyroton: ((susu is a floofy kit

Smash: [color=#fffffe]*goes over to sit with everyone*[/color]

Jäger Leyline: -even more badass action. The best part:practical effects

: ((it looks like he's trying to be badass

Smolster: (is this enough pussy http://s13.postimg.org/aer5asw7r/12144926_962962587104245_4649711972797264265_n.jpg

Fellby: ((are your cats like

Fellby: ((clones of each other

Schyroton: ((ALL THE PUSS PUSS

: ((there's never enough pussi

Smolster: (they're sibling cats)

Fellby: ((well that explains it

Smash: says no, to him, there's never enough puss

Schyroton: only accepts pussy in the form of cats

Muffet: but to actual smash there probably can, which is a maximum of one

Fanta: there's not enough pussy

Jäger Leyline: -the group make it somewhere safe but it turns out the haven is long gone, everythinh was for naught

Fanta: ((Mom with half a red heart

Smash: [color=#fffffe]What's this film called?[/color]

Fellby: "Mad Max."

Smash: [color=#fffffe]He doesn't look so mad[/color]

Schyroton: Miiildly disapppointed Maaax.

Barchar: "I think it's more the 'insane' mad

Jäger Leyline: -max makes a plan to go back straight through the pursuit force, through the valley, cut then off at the pass then take Joes citadel since its unguarded

Fellby: "Miffed Max."

Jäger Leyline: -all the while pure adrenline rush action happening

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Smash: [color=#fffffe]You'll never catch me, not when I switch into 'Max'imum overdrive![/color]

Fellby: "... Yeah that's pretty much the movie, I think."

Jäger Leyline: -plus the music is awesome

Barchar: "...I probably shouldn't be feeling tired right now."

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Muffet: "Not really, dearie."

Jäger Leyline: -they get home and save the day

Fanta: is watching intently

Muffet: she's petting her head with one of her hands

Smash: [color=#fffffe]Is the day really saved?[/color]

Smash: [color=#fffffe]Everything still looks like shit.[/color]

Jäger Leyline: -its over

Schyroton: laughed at the pun earlier

Fellby: "It's the apocalypse. Things ain't gnna be pretty."

Jäger Leyline: feel asleep again

Fellby: "... Oh, Jager's asleep..."

Schyroton: ...Prrrettier ththan home.

Schyroton: Oh, aagain.

Smash: [color=#fffffe]That, I can agree on[/color]

Smash: [color=#fffffe]Course, my home is kinda gone[/color]

Barfell: i just realized i totally forgot this was supposed to happen today

Fellby: -Oopsie-

Smash: [color=#fffffe]What was gonna happen?[/color]

Barfell: i had a thing that i was planning on doing today and i forgot to do that, sooo...

Fellby: "... Hey, you remember the other timeline we got a letter from?"

Barfell: a second letter pops up on the bar

Fellby: "Oh."

Schyroton: ....

Smash: [color=#fffffe]Please tell me I'm not getting a stripper in a birthday cake.[/color]

Barfell: "Hey, guys! I realized you didn't come over today! :( But, it's fine! Just show up whenever you want, I guess! :D"

Barfell: "See you then! <3 ~Grillbz"

Schyroton: ........

Fellby: "... Okay. Whose up for a late night visit?"

Smash: [color=#fffffe]Me[/color]

Schyroton: Iii mean.

Smash: [color=#fffffe]It's my birthday, imma do whatever I want[/color]

Schyroton: Ii'm curious.

Schyroton: Hhappy birthdaday.

Fanta: "What's that?"

Smash: [color=#fffffe]Well,, existence day[/color]

Fellby: "Anyone else?"

Fellby: "Fanta, it's an underfell version of this bar."

Barchar: "Eh. Why not."

Fanta: "What the fuck is an underfell"

Muffet: "Undefell is bad."

Smash: [color=#fffffe]... what the fuck is a sonic?[/color]

Muffet: "That's about the gist."

Fellby: stares at Fanta. "Shite."

Schyroton: Iit's shittierrr than a totoilet.

Fanta: ((What the hell is tech x

Muffet: "Cheri and Schyro are both from one."

Fanta: "Well.. why are you going exactly?"

Barchar: (oh slarv)

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Barchar: "'Cause some weird person is bugging us to./"

Fellby: "'Cuse we're curious."

Barchar: she gmanges to convince herself to get up, hitting anydoor preset 6.

Smash: [color=#fffffe]Curiosity killed the cat[/color]

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Muffet: she also gets up

Schyroton: Annd also because Ii'm afafraid we'll get killed if we ddddon't go.

Barchar: "Pff. He can try."

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Hellcat: The red cat slides right on into the bar.

Schyroton: gets up.

Schyroton: ...

Fanta: ((Shit this is good

Fanta: ((Thanks watsky

Barchar: "I mean, we're going. But still."

Fellby: gets up, lighting up a cigarette.

Fanta: she gets up

Barchar: "Anyone else comin'?"

Fanta: "Eh, why not"

Barchar: "Alrighty, then."

Smash: [color=#fffffe]Lead the way[/color]

: well

: are they in the bar?

Fellby: is heading out.

Barchar: for about 10 more seconds yes

Hellcat: "i'll come too"

Barchar: "Oookay."

Hellcat: "i don't know what or why but I will because I like going places"

Barchar: she also heads through the door

Fellby: opens the door, peering around.

Hellcat: he follows

Muffet: she walks in after her

Smash: [color=#fffffe]*follows, Fellby, and keeps distance from the cat*[/color]

Hellcat: "you know, I don't bite"

: ((I'm gonna go to bed

: ((gn

Barfell: the second Fellby opens the door, he looks up. "Oh,you did come!" He says, excitedly

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: (( gn

Schyroton: follows Fellby.

Schyroton: ((gn frisky

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Barchar: looks at him

Barfell: he looks back

Schyroton: ...

Barchar: they just stare at each toher for a good five seconds

Smash: [color=#fffffe]That's what that one cat that bit me said![/color]

Fellby: "... Hello."

Hellcat: "actually, I do, but not really. see?"

Hellcat: "i burn people more than i bite them."

Barfell: he clears his throat. "Hi! Hello! You're here! I kinda didn't expect that!"

Hellcat: "but I swear, I'm a chill cat"

Schyroton: ....Hhhi.

Hellcat: "a cool cat"

Fellby: pulls his cigarette out of his mouth, sighing.

Smash: [color=#fffffe]I don't trust Fell-lines.[/color]

Fellby: -Smoke rises from his mouth.-

Barfell: he looks at the cigarette. "...Oooh, we can do that!" he said, sounding excited

Hellcat: "I would know. Because I do know."

Fellby: "Why yes we can."

Hellcat: "i met a fell version of myself. he was too nice. so I killed him"

Fellby: approaches the bar. "So what do you have on tap, hm?"

Barfell: "...Oh...uh..." he looks behind him.

Hellcat: "although there are like 10 more fellcats so, uh, i don't know what to do anymore"

Schyroton: ............

Barfell: he rummaes around, handing him some sort of wine that I, as somebody who has no clue about drinks, wouldn't know about

Barfell: "Howzat?"

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Fellby: takes a sip. "Mmmh... not bad."

Barfell: he smiles. "Thanks."

Barchar: is silent, sitting on the couch. "...THis couch is very small."

Smash: [color=#fffffe]With all the fells and... rather sinister looking beings around here, I feel outta place.[/color]

Hellcat: "do you not feel edgy enough?"

Muffet: "Mignonne, it's almost the size of the wall."

Barchar: "...That's small compared to ours."

Hellcat: He laughs. "just kidding. i have zero room to talk."

Fellby: runs his finger around the rim of his glass.

Hellcat: "isn't our couch, like, infinitely expandable or something like that?"

Barchar: "Yes."

Schyroton: stays near Barchar, mostly.

Smash: [color=#fffffe]I'm not edgy. I'm just your average guy that wants peace and justice for everyone.[/color]

Hellcat: "i don't know why or how it works, but it's convinient"

Fellby: "So... how's business?"

Barfell: "OH, people...don't come around here very often, anymore.

Hellcat: He looks to Smash, sparks flying out of his mouth. "who even are you?"

Fellby: "Really? Well, that's a shame."

Barfell: He nods. "That's part of why I wanted to bring you guys here!"

Barfell: "Becasue...I don't know you guys! And you can be here!"

Fellby: "Indeed."

Barfell: "And I heard from the grapevine you had some...troubles with the place you were! But Grillby's bar is totally open to you guys!"

Smash: [color=#fffffe]I'm Smash! Interdimensional peace maker! I stand for friendship, and equality![/color]

Schyroton: is kind of... staring at the door,as if awaiting someone's entry. He doesn't know the full history of the bar timelines, so uh, yeah.

Hellcat: "oh boy"

Barfell: "I mean, the other one."

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Fellby: "And, might I say... there's quite the handsome bartender here." He winks.

Schyroton: ..................

Hellcat: "i'm, uh, litten"

Hellcat: "but don't call me that, the fuck are you doing?"

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Barfell: he blinks obliviously. "Oh! Uh, thanks."

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Schyroton: would tell Fellby to stop flirting with himself, but his thoughts are preoccupied.

Fellby: smiles, then swallows the stub of his cigarette.

Fellby: -I mean, he's boned non-underfell Grillbys.-

Muffet: she looks a little confused

Smash: (( I thought it's called the butt

Schyroton: ((i knew fellby ate ass but not like that

Hellcat: "either 'hellcat' or 'liquet'"

Barchar: is still silent. She seems mildly upset, but that's about all she's showing

: (( liquet: http://i.imgur.com/yqZO1Ud.png

Schyroton: regrets his decision but at the same time doesn't want to run away.

Fellby: "Now, come on, baby. Get me a scotch."

Schyroton: ((PURIFY

Barfell: "Scotch...okay!" he passes him one

Smash: [color=#fffffe]Did I hear scotch?[/color]

Smash: [color=#fffffe]Weeeeeell, hit me up with a shot![/color]

Hellcat: "smash, do you like it when cats from hell sit on your shoulder?"

Fellby: grins. "What's the damage?"

Barfell: he blinks. "What?"

Smash: [color=#fffffe]As a matter of fact, I don't[/color]

Hellcat: he laughs, snapping over to his shoulder

Fellby: "Money, dear boy."

Hellcat: "i think this will be my resting place for now"

Barfell: "...oh, right! Uhhhh..."

Hellcat: "don't freak out. don't freak out."

Barfell: "...ttthhhhiiirty G?"

Smash: [color=#fffffe]*jumps up running around*[/color]

Fellby: happily forks over 30 g.

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Smash: [color=#fffffe]GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF![/color]

Barfell: he takes it, looking a bit bewildered

Hellcat: "what"

Hellcat: "not even a 'please'?"

Fellby: "What's the matter? Never been handed money by a handsome guy?"

Barfell: "...Uh...no. Actually."

Module: [[ I had to leave and I'm abut to sleep, but I'm actually happy about something updated in discord for once ]]

Smash: [color=#fffffe]WHAT THE FUCK, IT'S STILL ON ME![/color]

Hellcat: he hops off, looking disappointed.

Fellby: slides a tip across the bar. "Well it happened again."

Hellcat: "i'll have you know"

Barchar: "He has a name, Sash."

Hellcat: "i am not an 'it'"

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Barfell: he takes it. "...Why are you giving me this?"

Fanta: is there but imma get shower

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Module: [[ They added custom emotes, sadly it's limited to the server it was made on, but I hope it goes into at least PMS ]]

Fellby: "It's tip, cutie."

Barfell: "...Oh. Uh. Okay."

Schyroton: is startled by the sudden noise, backs up, falls ass-first onto the couch, and breaks it if it can't hold 997 pounds.

Hellcat: he turns around, spitting a flame into the ground. "shame."

Schyroton: ((nice

Barfell: rip couch

Schyroton: ((also gn dd

Barchar: "..."

Hellcat: "you see, smash, this is why I didn't want you to freak out"

Smash: [color=#fffffe]*Grabs a bar chair* BEGONE SPAWN OF SATAN![/color]

Barchar: "Smash, calm the fuck down."

Schyroton: ...........

Muffet: "Hey! rude!"

Hellcat: he just has a sort of ._. face, and sits in a corner, curling into a ball

Module: [[ Well okay I might need to wait for Slar to get back

Schyroton: Plplease don't make ssssudden loloud noises.

Schyroton: ((o

Fellby: "Hey buddy! What's wrong with being the spawn of satan!"

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Muffet: she's very angry at smash

Smash: [color=#fffffe]*freaking out, backing into a corner with the chair*[/color]

DamnDude: [color=red]#Because I might be decking out a server we share and I kinda want to know what emotes she does and doesn't want[/color]

Muffet: she folds her arms, frowning

Hellcat: "i don't want to say I don't like you, smash"

Schyroton: slowly gets up, and sees the damage done. "S-ssssssssorrsorrsosososorrrrry abosorry about the couuuch..."

Barfell: "Oh, it's fine."

Barfell: "People don't sit on it often anyway."

Module: *Has fallen asleep in one of the chairs with his mask on*

Schyroton: Y-yyeah but stilll...

Hellcat: he walks through a wall, disappearing

Fellby: runs his finger around the rim of his scotch, lighting it up.

Schyroton: I-Iiiii can, um... pppay fofor a newww one......

Barfell: "Soooooo!~ What do you guys look for in an almost empty bar that you could possibly want to stay in?"

Barfell: ignores Schyro

Fellby: "I dunno... good music, good drinks... Cuties."

Schyroton: just hides his face in his hair.

Fellby: -He winks at the other Fellby again.-

Barfell: "Music..."

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Barfell: "Hmm...."

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Smash: [color=#fffffe]*drops the chair, having gripped it so hard his hands bled*[/color]

Barfell: he looks at the jukebox. It's pretty dilapidated.

Drakon: he teleports right into the other bar, dropping onto the now destroyed couch

Barfell: it's also kinda dusty. He clearly hasn't tocuhed it in a while.

Drakon: I haven't, until just now, made a character command for Drakon

Schyroton: just attempts to compress himself into a corner.

Drakon: "so I've been watching this place for the past, I don't know, like, seven minutes?"

Fellby: "So. What's the deal around these parts? Who's dead, who's still around?"

Smash: [color=#fffffe]*stands there, a lil upset with himself*[/color]

Barfell: "...Everybody." he says, bluntly.

Drakon: "and, you know, I kinda like it"

Fellby: "Everyone's gone?"

Barfell: "

Barfell: "Everybody."

Fellby: "Alright then."

Drakon: He looks at Smash. "and I swear I've seen you around somewhere"

Smash: [color=#fffffe]You say that surprisingly often... *blood starts to pool*[/color]

Fellby: "Schryo, you're safe! Everyone's dead."

Barfell: "Everyone." he confirmed.

Barfell: "Napstablook. Mettaton. Frisk. Sans. papyrus. Temmies. Humans. Everyone."

Schyroton: .....

: (( So like

: (( Windows 10 feels like using a phone sometimes

Schyroton: relaxes a bit.

: (( The notification bar looks like it belongs on the screen of a smartphone

Schyroton: Ththat... iisn't what I exppppected to evevever hear in my llife, but that's sommmehow comforting.

Fellby: sighs, then turns to the other him. "Sorry for your loss."

Drakon: "I'm not sure I have."

Barfell: "It's okay."

: (( Oh hey

: (( Watsky's in Seattle on November 11

Fellby: lights up another cigarette.

Schyroton: ((isnt that the cauniversarry

Fellby: ((it is

Barfell: "Gaster is probably dead too."

Smash: [color=#fffffe]... *walks over to seat, tracking blood*[/color]

Barchar: (it was meant to be)

Drakon: "Why are you tracking blood all over the place?"

Schyroton: .........

Smash: [color=#fffffe]Sorry...[/color]

Barfell: "Oh, that's the stuff humans make when you hurt them."

Drakon: "Yeah. I never understood it."

Barfell: "I don't know why they bother leaking it all over the place. It's really rude."

Drakon: drakon, a robot partly designed to be a medic, does not understand blood

Fellby: "... It's not serious, right? We might have to patch him up."

Drakon: "I knew some chainsaw that was a medic."

Drakon: "...Dark times. Dark times."

Barchar: "Any of us good at Green Magic?"

Muffet: "Not really."

Fellby: "Eh... not really."

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Drakon: "Some fucking kid tried to do magic on me."

Smash: [color=#fffffe]It'll heal eventually... got a mop? I'll clean it...[/color]

Schyroton: .....Um.

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Drakon: "Micro, or something."

Schyroton: Kiiind of?

Schyroton: It's... nonot very gggood, but... Ii can do sosome.

Barchar: "Worth trying."

Fellby: "Well, Schyro. Do your best."

Schyroton: A few small, green, cracked hearts appear. Individually, they could patch up a cut or two. Together, they'd heal a moderate injury.

: (( I finally did it

: (( I made the most plain theme

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Schyroton: sends them to Smash, though the magic shakes a bit.

: (( http://drakonardiccioni.tumblr.com/

: (( Is it plain enough

Fanta: is being quiet

Fanta: ((I now have one shaved arm and one unshaved arm

Fanta: ((What do

Schyroton: ((shave the unshaved one, or wear long sleeves

Schyroton: ((also yes

Barfell: he looks very confused. "What...is this?"

: (( Now I need to make a CSS/HTML hack to make all images black and white

Schyroton: Iiit's... healiling magic.

Fanta: "I've heard of that, never learned how."

Barfell: "Healing...hhhhuh."

Schyroton: ((hc that anyone with magic can learn it, but only super kind people can master healing magic

Fellby: "I can't get the knack of it."

Fanta: ((I just assumed it was individualized

Fanta: ((Gotes get fire, icecap gets ice, etc

Barchar: (but a lot of monsters can have green magic, with little common themes)

Schyroton: ((the forms are individualized, but many monsters know cyan magic

Schyroton: ((the same should apply to green

Barchar: (vegetoid, woshua, tsundereplane...others)

Schyroton: Iii... hhhid it, becauuuse it's not rereally usefful in a world whhhere ththere's little to no kiiindness...

Schyroton: ((some have a more innate ability for certain types of magic

Barchar: "Just can't really get the knack, myself. I guess my magic isn't really built to be non-aggressive."

: (( I just realized the bad idea behind making all images black and white for this

Barfell: "You...have magic?"

Barchar: "Long story."

Barfell: "...uh-huh."

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Schyroton: ((id say that the kinder you are, the more likely it is to have a knack for green magic

Schyroton: ((and the more patient you are, light blue. braver, orange.metc

Fanta: "Can't humans learn it?"

Fellby: "Humans rarely have magic, if at all."

Barchar: "I only saw a few. And they usually couldn't master it very well."

Fellby: "My magic is mostly based on heat, and fire."

Fanta: "But they do, they made the barrier"

Schyroton: ...Ii think it rereally depennnds on the pererson...

Barchar: "Well...I'm no expert on the barrier, rather before my time. But as I understand it, it was kind of...technomagic."

Barchar: "basically, it was something built to keep magic in. With some magic thrown in, but mostly just technology."

Barchar: "And, you know. Monsters and SOULs are kinda built out of it."

Fanta: sighs and sits

Barchar: "I might be wrong though. That's just the explanation I've see that I liked the best. I think by the time I was born, there weren't that many people that actually knew how it worked themselves."

Fellby: "So..."

Schyroton: Iii just know it wawas meant to trrap magic.

Fellby: "Basiclly. And us monsters were royally screwed."

Barchar: "Yeah."

Schyroton: ...Yyeah.

Barchar: "Buuut then it got broken."

Fellby: "Yeah."

Schyroton: ...Iit did?

Fellby: "Back in the bar timeline, it did."

Schyroton: Oh.

Schyroton: Rrrright.

Fellby: "But anyway..."

Fellby: leans on the bar counter.

Fanta: ((I'm watching the color splash stream

Fanta: ((It's so dumb

Barfell: he looks up at Fellby.

Fellby: "Alright, cutie. Know how to make a double purple tickler?"

Barfell: "...No."

Fellby: leans closer. "Want me to show you how?" He quirks his finger in a "come hither" motion.

Barfell: "Oh, sure." he walks out from behind the counter

Barfell: Barfell's OBLIVIOUS prevented him from becoming infatuated!

Fellby: "... You don't pick up on hints that well, huh?"

Barfell: "Wha?"

Schyroton: just. Puts down a bag of money for the couch.

Schyroton: ...Hhe's flirtiing.

Barfell: "...oooooooohhh!"

Fellby: laughs. "... But it is an actual cocktail."

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Barfell: "Really?"

Barfell: he spaces out for a second. "Huh! Cool."

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Fellby: "Yup. Grape vodka, blue curaco, grenadine, and a splash of club soda. Don't forget the orange slice as a garnish.

Barfell: "I'm learning!"

Fellby: chuckles. "That you are, cutie."

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Barfell: "I like learning."

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Fellby: "Ooh?" He smirks, running his finger around the rim of his glass. "You know, I'm so surprised you're so... innocent. Nobody really comes out of a Underfell this naive."

Fanta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0G59LgSoGQQ

Barfell: he shrugs. "Guess I'm just...lucky!"

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Muffet: "It is kind of cute."

Barchar: looks a bit upset

Fellby: "Oh, what's the matter, Barchar?"

Schyroton: ...Aare you okayyy?

Muffet: "Oh, don't worry. He doesn't hold a candle to you."

Barchar: "Mmn."

Barfell: "Oh! Candle! Cause fire!"

Schyroton: ........

Fellby: laughs. "Oh my god, you're so adorable!"

Schyroton: makes a glitched noise.

Barfell: he gets back behind the bar, washing a glass, in true grillby fashion.

Barfell: the glass is totally clean. But that doesn't stop him.

Fellby: also kind of wonders [i]why[/i] this one's so innocent.

Barchar: "...Im gonna go back home."

Schyroton: is glad that he isn't out to kill everyone.

Barfell: "'Kay."

Fellby: "Okay, Barchar."

Schyroton: ...Iii'm comingwiwith.

Schyroton: Um. Byyye.

Barchar: she nods. "Muff'?"

Muffet: "Ooh...I'll stay here if you are, Cheri."

Fellby: "... Nah. I'll head back for now."

Schyroton: leaves.

Fellby: "See you 'round, cutie."

Fellby: heads out.

Barfell: "Alright! Come back soon! Please."

Barchar: she follows

Fanta: follows

Muffet: as does she

Fanta: ((I can't

Fanta: ((This game

Schyroton: immediately curls up on the bar couch.

Barchar: "...Okay, am I the only one who got a [i]really fucking weird[/i] vibe off that guy?"

Schyroton: Hhhe freaks me ouout.

Fellby: "I'm starting to get the feeling he's playing a game of some sort. No way he came out this innocent."

Schyroton: I donnn't trust hihim.

Fanta: "I was just.. keeping quiet"

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Barchar: She breathes out. "That's the weird thing. I'm not noticing any, like, breaks in a facade, but...something just seems off."

Fellby: "And any seasoned bartender knows when someone's flirting with him..."

Muffet: "Is underfell generally a flirty place, Cheri?"

Fellby: "Well, no, but people flirt to try to get their drinks cheaper."

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Fellby: "Everyone's just... angry in Underfell."

Schyroton: Ththere's a connstant flirt wiwith death.

Muffet: she snorts. "Yeah, but death generally isn't sexy."

Schyroton: Ththat wasnn't a jojoke.

Blonde: [say that to my face bitch]

Schyroton: Hhhonestly though? I geget tge feeling that heee's going to kill us ththe next tine we wawalk in there.

Fellby: "Or do something..."

Barchar: "I dunno. I can't get a great read, but at least he genuinely seems to be trying to get...company. At least."

Fellby: "He is the only one left..."

Schyroton: Or, alllternativelyly, he was lyiing about ththe entire plaace being barren anand someone's ggoing to show uuup and ruin us

Barchar: "'Course, you know, I'm Barchar, Master of human nature, so what do I know."

Fellby: "His jukebox was kind of dusty..."

Muffet: "I think you're all too paranoid. Infinite possibilities, right? For all we know, maybe, somehow, this underfell managed to leave him unscathed."

Barchar: "Dust DOES exist outside if monster corpses, though."

Barchar: "A little hard to tell the difference at a glance."

Schyroton: ...Iii highly doubt ththat, Muffet.

Schyroton: Annnd you can telll if you touch it.

Schyroton: If it clclumos, it isnn't a dead personn.

Schyroton: *clumps

Fellby: "Well are you saying we go back there and grab the dust on his jukebox?"

Muffet: "Look, especially is la mignonne thinks he's odd, I won't trust him with my life or anything. But there is the possibility."

Barchar: "Let's not look like threats, at least."

Barchar: "Try to seem...i dunno. Predictable?"

Fellby: "Well, he already knows I'm a flirt."

Barchar: "At least, let's not barge back in to feel up the jukebox."

Schyroton: Nno, I'm not sasaying that. Jjust that if you brbrush iiit off, it'll feel diffferent.

Barchar: "And if he tells what you're doing and goes after you?"

Bardyne: she never left btw. She's looking over the two letters.

Fellby: "... Well."

Fellby: "I make out with him agressively?"

Barchar: "..."

Schyroton: ...

Fellby: "It's a distraction."

Barchar: "That puts you in perfect stabbing range."

Fellby: "... True."

Fellby: "Not that stabbing does anything to me."

Barchar: "He could probably cut your wick, or something. He is you. He presumably knows your weaknesses."

Fellby: "I... I don't have a wick! You of all people should know this."

Barchar: wait wha

Schyroton: ....H-hhe could smsmother youuu.

Fellby: ((his core is a tiny black coal-looking thing

Barchar: I thought there was some shit around his head area he lit from

Fellby: ((no

Barchar: well I imagined that bit of the barkery arc wrong, then

Fanta: is lying faceup on the couch

Barchar: "Well...core, wick, kindling, whatever the correct term is, the thing you light from. It's possible he could go after it. I'm not sure what it'd do, but it couldn't be pleasant."

Schyroton: curls up tighter.

Fanta: ((Paper mario color splash has a rock paper scissors arena

Fellby: "... Okay, fine. If he manages to locate it."

Barchar: "Again, he IS you. I assume you know where it is."

Fellby: "Well. Usually it's in our chest area."

Barchar: "Okay. So, he can probably figure things out from there."

Barchar: "We're already operating under the idea he's smarter than he looks."

Fellby: "Yeah, he'd have to get past my clothes and into my chest. You'll know if mine gets grabbed, I tend to yell."

Fellby: "It's... not fun at all. Feels like your entire body is grabbed."

Schyroton: .....

Fanta: thinks that'd be kinky as shit

Schyroton: shudders at that.

Barchar: "Well, what, are we going with you? That might set him off. I guess just me could be safe enough, not like he can hurt me, really, unless he makes a habit of cutting off necks."

Fellby: "... I dunno. I gave him a reason why I might come back. I flirted with him."

Fanta: "He just seemed weird, not exactly homicidal."

Schyroton: Iiiiiiiiiiif he trtries anything to huhurt you Iiii'll ruin him.

Barchar: "Right, but the rest of us don't really have an excuse."

Fellby: "So it's me and me alone then."

Barchar: "Look, I dunno. I think out best bet is just to play along for now. That's just me."

Fellby: "Alrighty, should i head in now?"

Barchar: She thinks. "I...I dunno."

Fellby: "Well, if there's no objections..."

Barchar: "Schyro?"

Schyroton: ....Iii don't ththink it's ssafe to go in allone, nnnot entirely...

Schyroton: M-mmaybe if we cacan still see what's gogoing on, thoughh.

Muffet: "I kind of agree. I'll give he might have a hard time to kill you, Cheri, but I don't want you to be hurt either way."

Muffet: "I'm curious, too, but I don't think curiosity should override caution."

Schyroton: nods.

Fellby: "... Okay."

Barchar: is thinking to herself

Schyroton: is clearly very afraid that his friends will get hurt.

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Fellby: "Maybe if we had some sort of bug..."

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Fanta: ((So I just had a cockroach run over my foot

Fellby: ((eeeugggh

Fanta: ((I had a knife

Schyroton: ((gross

Barchar: (not that kind of bug slarv)

Fanta: ((Those fucks can take many, many stabs

Barchar: She shrugs. "Maybe..."

Fanta: ((Now I'm wide awake

Fellby: "That's our best bet, unless you've got any other ideas."

Schyroton: Yyea--

Schyroton: passes out.

Fellby: blinks.

Schyroton: Battery died, again.

Fanta: looks up

Fellby: sighs and plugs Schyro in.

Schyroton: Yes, this normally woukdn't happen, but extreme stress levels.

Schyroton: ((anywayyyyyy gn

Barchar: "We don't have one, is the thing."

Fellby: "Well, then we get one."

Fanta: "Hmm"

Barchar: "And how do we plant it without the exact same problems?"

Fellby: "We don't plant it. I wear it in my clothes, disguised as a button or something."

Barchar: "Oh, I see."

Barchar: "

Barchar: "...how does that actually help us, then?"

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Fellby: "You listen, silly."

Jäger Leyline: wakez up

Barchar: "It's gonna hear the same things you hear."

Fanta: "Howdy Jager"

Jäger Leyline: uh?..hey

Fellby: "Okay, I think we're on the wrong page here. I'm going in alone, right? Just to check out the jukebox."

Jäger Leyline: is a lot grayer and older if Fanta didnt recogniize

Fanta: "You're uh.. older"

Barchar: "Oh, I see. So we know when and if to hop in."

Fellby: "Exactly."

Jäger Leyline: yeah 35

Fanta: "What happened?"

Jäger Leyline: not sure. Humanity invaded and the anydoors disappeared

Barchar: "Well, that's nice if you can get it reasonably before we could all just go in anyway."

Fellby: "... I mean. Worse comes to worse, I have my phone on, and it's in a call."

Fanta: "Um.."

Jäger Leyline: some time of temporal advance I guess too

Fanta: "..."

Fanta: "Is.. everyone ok?"

Jäger Leyline: Its been 10 years

Jäger Leyline: Loni and Azalea are fine

Jäger Leyline: dont know where Doven went

Fanta: well, she's fuckin glad she left

Fanta: sad she couldn't get azazel in time, but fuck

Fanta: "Where are they..?"

Jäger Leyline: guess it was lucky you left

Jäger Leyline: oh Im king now

Barchar: She sighs. "Look, as cool as this whole setup is, it seems unnecessary."

Jäger Leyline: king of about 1000 monsters. Thats all thats left

Fellby: "Yeah?"

Jäger Leyline: ....not much left back home most was lost in tbe war

Fanta: "Is the house ok..?"

Fellby: "So you're saying I just go in, Barchar."

Jäger Leyline: no its gone

Barchar: "I say we wait."

Jäger Leyline: the humans used an earthquake device and nearly buried the whole nation

Fellby: "Alright, fine."

Fanta: "..."

Jäger Leyline: caught everyone by surprise

Fanta: she rubs her face

Fanta: "....."

Fellby: "Guess I'll go and get my beauty rest then."

Muffet: she looks uncomfortable

Fellby: "... Muffet?"

Barchar: "Alright. See ya tomorrow."

Muffet: "Fine, Cheri, just, you know, not a fan of seeing people argue like this. Just me. I'm not scarred for life, or anything, just slightly uncomfortable."

Fellby: "Alright, sorry, honey. I'll make it up to you, alright? Come here."

Fanta: looks extremely upset

Muffet: she nods, walking over.

Jäger Leyline: looks depressed most of the time

Fellby: scoops up his wife and heads on home.

Fanta: well, this isn't what she usually looks like

Jäger Leyline: most of it fell into a crevice

Fanta: A. her sister in law's been trapped there for 10 years, B. her daughter's grave is fucked

Jäger Leyline: ....really want savable

Jäger Leyline: wasnt*

Fellby: ((gn everyone

Jäger Leyline: (gn

Fanta: "F-fuck"

Jäger Leyline: ...sorry

Fanta: "T-tell Azalea to come here, Hywel will want to see her.."

Fanta: "I need a minute.."

Fanta: stands up, pacing some as she tugs her horns frustratedly

Jäger Leyline: Ill tell her the next time I see her

Fanta: she sits

Fanta: "..."

Fanta: "W-where's the ravine?"

Jäger Leyline: where the house was. Its huge, runs for miles

Fanta: she bolts out the anydoor

Jäger Leyline: much of the land was.......devasta- oh

Jäger Leyline: -the area where the house was is now just a large canyon. In it is mere rock and dirt. No signs of even the houdr

Jäger Leyline: house*

Fanta: she looks for any way down

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Jäger Leyline: -no natural paths.

Fanta: any unnatural paths?

Fanta: is desperate

Jäger Leyline: -there happens to be a rope tied to a tree to the bottom

Fanta: down she goes

Fanta: looking for any possible remains

Jäger Leyline: followed her

Jäger Leyline: Fanta!?

Fanta: she will be at this until she finds something or dies trying goddammit

Fanta: "What?!"

Fanta: is going down

Jäger Leyline: Everything was buried I already looked

Fanta: "You don't know what I'm looking for"

Jäger Leyline: what are you looking for?

Fanta: "Her body"

Jäger Leyline: her?

Fanta: ((Wooo azzy finally kissed her after months

Fanta: "My daughter"

Jäger Leyline: .....she could be hundreds of feet buired beneath the rock and dirt. I havent even found bits of the house

Fanta: "I don't care"

Jäger Leyline: I cannot stop you. But youre gonna wanna get some equipment

Fanta: nods

Jäger Leyline: could be miles below so you know

Fanta: she heads back up, buys some tools, and heads back

Fanta: "I don't care."

Jäger Leyline: where was her body?

Fanta: "In the forest, not far out"

Jäger Leyline: near the spring?

Fanta: "Yeah"

Jäger Leyline: is it that grave stone? -points-

Fanta: looks

Jäger Leyline: -theres a grave stone just outside of the crevice.

Fanta: well she's heading there

Fanta: is it the one?

Jäger Leyline: -near the woods and spring which escaped the earthquake

Fanta: she sees it, it's the one, so she sits down by it and catches her breath

Jäger Leyline: -yeah but it has been.vandalized

Fanta: unless it was dug up, she don't care

Jäger Leyline: -nah

Fanta: she looks around, is there a risk it'll fall in?

Jäger Leyline: -nah unless another earth quake happens

Fanta: she starts digging

Jäger Leyline: talk about lucky

Fanta: "Y-yeah"

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Fanta: she spends the night digging her up, then crying for the rest of it, gn

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Jäger Leyline: (hey

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Smash: ((sup

Jäger Leyline: ((making dinner, you?

Smash: (( waking back up

Jäger Leyline: ((fun

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Jäger Leyline: ((bread

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Jäger Leyline: ((not many people are on in the mornin as you can see

Smash: (( that's okay

Smash: (( can't very well force them

Jäger Leyline: ((Im slow responding atm, making dinner

Smash: (( I know

Smash: [color=#fffffe]*Kinda just, leaves for the time being*[/color]

Jäger Leyline: wakes up on the couch

Napsta: ...*back in the bar*.......

Jäger Leyline: oh hello -is a 35 year old goat, with black fur that is graying, a beard, and a notable right cybernetic arm, currently wearing a set of red armour-

Napsta: ...ooooooh... hello.......

Jäger Leyline: Hello there....who are you?

Napsta: ...... napstablook.......

Jäger Leyline: I'm uh....King Leyline

Napsta: ...oooooh.......

Jäger Leyline: ...so ah...what brings you here?

Napsta: ...my friend left me here... i'm... kinda just... relaxing.......

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Jäger Leyline: just abandoned you?

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Napsta: ...he told me i should try 'socializing'.......

Jäger Leyline: oh

Jäger Leyline: well you are right now arent you?

Napsta: ...... yeah.......

Jäger Leyline: so uh. tell me about yourself?

Napsta: ...um... i'm a ghost.......

Jäger Leyline: gathered that

Napsta: ...oooh.......

Jäger Leyline: I mean any thing notable about you I should know

Napsta: ...um... i like to lay on the floor and feel like garbage.......

Jäger Leyline: you and me both

Napsta: ...it's relaxing.......

Jäger Leyline: .....woukdnt call it that

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Smash: why didn't I think of this earlier

Jäger Leyline: (?)

Napsta: ...oooh... sorry... i actually enjoy it.......

Jäger Leyline: ...too much time to reflect

Napsta: ...................

Jäger Leyline: ....sorry about. Anything else? Whats fun for you?

Napsta: ...i like to make music.......

Jäger Leyline: oh? have some on you?

Napsta: ...s-sorry... i don't.......

Jäger Leyline: dang

Napsta: ...................

Jäger Leyline: well anything else? no point in being quiet.

Napsta: ...not really... i'm not very interesting.......

Jäger Leyline: only if you let yourself be

Jäger Leyline: show people what is interesting about you

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Barchar: (mornin)

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Fanta: ((Tfw nobody shows up for class but you and teacher

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Barchar: (pir)

Barchar: (who the flying fuck took 'barchar' as their tumblr url)

Fellby: ((wtf

Barchar: (http://barchar.tumblr.com/)

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Barchar: (and it's all fucking movie gifs)

Fellby: ((this is not accurate to barchar at all

Barchar: (At least nobody has 'barcharleyline'. Second question is how the fuck to actually get that url to use)

Barchar: (third question is what the fuck to make the profile picture but we'll cross that bridge when we get to it)

Fellby: ((dude just make a sideblog, that's what fellby is

Barchar: (i dunno how the fuck tho)

Barchar: (I literally only use tumblr for undertale askblogs and shitposts, and neither are my own)

Fellby: ((uhm well

Fellby: ((are you on your computer or mobile?

Barchar: (okay nvm i found how it's just right in the top)

Barchar: (computer)

Fellby: ((ah yeah you've got it

Barchar: (what should i give her for the title...hmmm...)

Fellby: ((fellby's got his own name, maybe i should change that

Barchar: (HotInBothWays)

Barchar: (should i make her title 'brabcrab')

Fellby: ((sure

Barchar: (i need to finish up schol, but in about an hour i shall return and grace the world with brabcrab blog)

Fellby: ((alrighty

Barchar: (also for the record i basically only decided to do this because you made that 'this user likes goats' post and addressed it to slarvath)

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Fellby: ((PFFFF

Fanta: ((Who

Fanta: ((What

Barchar: (And I was like 'I cannot finish this day without making this somehow relevant to barchar')

Fellby: ((i found userbox with your name on it

Fanta: ((I was reading a plot synopsis of ztd

Fanta: ((And holy

Fanta: ((Mother of god

Fanta: ((It is stupid

Barchar: (Have you given up playing it)

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Fellby: ((http://66.media.tumblr.com/0f8dd989d0a8c124a8963fc44196597b/tumblr_inline_odloev50GP1u38zg9_250.png

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Fanta: ((I think I'm gonna not finish it

Fanta: ((Because as it turns out

Fanta: ((The descision game was made by a clone from 124 years ago sent back in time via alien technology to ensure his mom and dad bang and make him and his sister on mars

Barchar: (...)

Barchar: (what)

Fellby: ((... WHAT

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Fanta: ((Why can't we have nice things

Fanta: ((999 had a nice plot twist

Fanta: ((It had some iffy science but it was cool

Barchar: (I ASSUME THEN ZERO II WILL NOT BE IN ZE)

Fanta: ((Vlr was fun

Fanta: ((But it set up

Fanta: ((That

Fanta: ((I DO NOT HAVE ANY ALIEN CLONES FROM 100 YEARS AGO IN ZE NO

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DamnDude: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsEIu6-lciA

Barchar: (LIKE I ASSUMED WE'D BE SEEING AT LEAST MOST OF THE ZEROS BUT METHINKS PLAGUE KNIGHT OVER HERE WILL NOT BE INCLUDED)

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Barchar: (Shovel escape: plague of plotholes)

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Fanta: ((You make a death game

Fanta: ((Where 6 people have to die

Fanta: ((Including your parents

Fanta: ((So that in one timeline, they fuck

Fanta: ((And in one of those fucking timelines they use alien technology to send you back in time

Barchar: (so who the fuck is Q then? What's hisdeal?)

Fellby: ((that sounds like a plan with a lot of holes

Barchar: (I'm still gonna watch the lets play because i like the player but also wtf)

Fellby: ((off topic but the demons in bayonetta 2 are really neato

Fanta: ((Q is a roboy

Fanta: ((Robot

Barchar: (Iassume that eric and mira are [i]not[/i] the parents, because Mira is fucking psycho and Eric is a fucking moron, so idgaf about them for the most part)

Fanta: ((That is

Fanta: ((Literally all

Barchar: (oh, well, that's...kind of disappointing really)

Fanta: ((He's delta's robot

Fanta: ((Ifkr

Barchar: (then what the fuck is the keypad)

Fanta: ((Dunno

Barchar: (...dunno? It just...doesn't get resolved?)

Fanta: ((What do you mean by the keypad

Fanta: ((Also mira and eric are just there

Fanta: ((They're just fucking there because they joined the experiment

Fanta: ((Also phi is sigma's kid

Fanta: ((Which makes the ending where they get shipped pretty weird

Fanta: ((Ok yeah i'm just gonna not

Fanta: ((I am very disappoint

Fanta: ((And also there's a pretty fucking huge plot hole, akane and junpei fucking die in ztd then go on to be in vlr

Fanta: ((Oh yeah, now I remember the keypad

Fanta: ((He can remove his head

Fanta: ((He throws it at eric once

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Barchar: (oh)

Barchar: (...okay then)

Barchar: (I mean i'm fine with that i don' like eric Q can throw his head at him)

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hello[/color]

Fellby: ((hey tri

Lily: [color=#daffdb]What's up[/color]

: nothing much

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Erron: ((Ayy

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh hey Erron[/color]

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Fellby: ((Hi Erron.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Smol[/color]

Smolster: (hi

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: yee hi

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Slarv[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Brb[/color]

Fellby: wanders into the bar.

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Schyroton: ((hi

Fellby: ((hey mv

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi MV[/color]

Smolster: (hi darling!!

Schyroton: has been passed tf out since last night.

Schyroton: ((hy my love!

Schyroton: ((*hi

Fellby: checks on Schyro.

Schyroton: is at 99%.

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Schyroton: Checking the nape of his neck proves it.

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi CE[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, hold on))

Schyroton: ((could you imagine if mettatons just made a "DING!" noise when they reached full charge

CryingEevee OOC: ((msparp's userlist is empty))

CryingEevee OOC: ((there we go))

Fellby: ((oh, speaking of the userlist i think mv's glitched

Schyroton: ((i am

Schyroton: ((people said hi to me yesterday after id been there for a long time

Fellby: ((all right, i'm gonna kick you to try to fix it

Schyroton: ((k

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Schyroton: ((the thing is fixed

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Bloo[/color]

: (( i had a thought in class today

Schyroton: ((yo

CryingEevee OOC: ((and that was?))

: (( "why don't i try play an underfell asriel"

Schyroton: ((ooo

Erron: ((cool

Schyroton: ((ye

: (( and that was the only thing i contemplated

: (( ohai erron

Fellby: sits down on the couch, stretching.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]'oh no' - Knock the Endchili[/color]

Schyroton: wakes up inside.

: (( and I was like

: (( "at cau or /r/UT"

CryingEevee OOC: ((buffles the enchilada))

Schyroton: ...t.

CryingEevee OOC: ((t))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]t.[/color]

Schyroton: ........Shshit, againn?

: (( Or

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: (( i could play two uf asriels

Fellby: "Yes."

Schyroton: (yes

: (( eh, i'm still considering it

Schyroton: ...Ththe stress is goiiing to be the ennnd of me.

: (( since i need better understanding of UF other than "things are reversed"

Fellby: ((it was more like "Ow the edge." where everyone's evil and angry

Essence: ((i should see if i should use this character for ANYTHING even if not cau. because i really like the idea of this character))

: (( ....i can see that

CryingEevee OOC: ((*could))

Schyroton: ((the only people who are nice are chara, flowey, frisk, and sometimes mettaton

: (( so asriel is an edgy bitch

: (( how kekworthy

Schyroton: ((just like everyone else

CryingEevee OOC: ((there's an alternate universe where underfell was actual undertale))

: (( i've never RPed a sort of AU character

: (( i mean, i have

: (( but for like...six minutes

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I'm pretty sure gfrisk doesn't count so neither have I[/color]

Barchar: She shrugs. "Eh. That's not uncommon."

CryingEevee OOC: ((so, i just turned on "sound normalization" on my headphones))

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

CryingEevee OOC: ((and all it seemed to do was make chrome louder. so we're off to a good start with that feature!))

CryingEevee OOC: ((chrome HAS been really quiet so))

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Schyroton: ...Ththanks.

: (( well

: (( i should try make a character command

Barchar: She blinks. "O-oh, sorry, I mean, I just..." she looks away awkwardly

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Fellby: lights up a cigarette.

Schyroton: Shshit, did you meannnn something frfrom before?

CryingEevee OOC: ((you know, i have not rped a single undertale character))

Schyroton: Iiii'm sorry...

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wait, really?[/color]

Fanta: ((Delta kills the dog

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I could've sworn you have[/color]

Fanta: ((For no reason

Fanta: ((Aside from to kill the dog

CryingEevee OOC: ((who'd you think i rped?))

Fanta: ((Fuck this game

Barchar: "You said the...stress thing, and I, uh..." she clears her throat. "Anyway."

Fellby: ((well delta is a fucking douche.

Barchar: (...Who the fuck is delta?)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]What game is this[/color]

Fanta: ((Zero II

Barchar: (OH)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]o[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb][s]why is delta not 3[/s][/color]

Schyroton: ..........

Schyroton: Sssorry.

Barchar: (What's with the greek letter names)

Fanta: ((Also, Phi kills him before he explains his motives

Fanta: ((So

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Fanta: ((10/fucking10

Barchar: "It's fine. I mean. I'm the one who said the thing that's not very good to-to say."

Barchar: ()His motives are bullshit anyway)

Fanta: (("The other reaso-" "FUCK YOU"

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CryingEevee OOC: ((anyway, yeah i've never rped an undertale character. back in the xyzzy days where everyone rped a ut character, i've been varik))

Fanta: ((This plot is so bad

UF!Asriel: (( test

: (( I got my friend into Watsky

: (( Do I get a cookie

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Your friend has luck forever[/color]

Fanta: ((For reference, I worked out ZE's plot in like a week, and it's less stupid than ZTD's

CryingEevee OOC: ((well, laharl's not here))

Schyroton: .....

Barchar: (Stupid that bad takes fucking planning)

Barchar: (you don't randomly get that much stupid)

Fanta: ((TIIIIIME CLONES

Barchar: (not by rushing)

: (( i'm gonna go

Fanta: ((Someone looked at eric's ass

Schyroton: sighs.

Barchar: (ALSO SERIOUSLY WHY'S ERRYONE GOTTA BE GREEK LETTERS)

Fanta: ((And said

CryingEevee OOC: ((hold on, if watsky=luck, what if celldweller=skill?))

Fanta: (('this is a good plot'

Schyroton: ((ok, cya

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Bye Bloo[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((also bai bloo))

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: (( i might do some underfell crap later, idk

Barchar: (...Does Eric have a very good ass?)

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Schyroton: ...................

Barchar: (I mean it didn't look great but I haven't really seen a shot with his ass in prominence i don't think)

Schyroton: unplugs himself.

Barchar: (I wouldn't fuck him anyway he's a dumbass)

CryingEevee OOC: ((so i googled zero escape, first result was a website, i clicked it, it asked for my DoB. i thought if i entered 09 09 09 i would unlock a secret. i was wrong))

Barchar: (rip)

Barchar: ([url=http://barcharleyline.tumblr.com/]I need to actually do shit with this but, either way, have a barchar blog that might eventually have things on it[/url])

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CryingEevee OOC: ((so, it took me a second to realize the url was barchar leyline, because i read it as barcharley line))

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Barchar: (10/10)

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Schyroton: ((barcharley quinn

Barchar: (barcharley is a grain, good for using along with omniscient ghost roasts)

Fanta: ((No, but the game likes to focus on it

Barchar: (I wouldn't fuck eric if he had the best ass in the world)

Barchar: (he's a fucking moron)

Fanta: ((You could be his angel

Fellby: ((brb, dinner

Barchar: (I really really hate Eric and Mira and I'm not even 100% sure why i just despise them)

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Barchar: (also seriously wtf do i give barchar for a profile picture? It's not like she's actually got an image of her or anything)

Schyroton: ((a knife

Barchar: (and jsut any ol' chara picture doesn't really fit her)

Barchar: (but she doesn't use knives)

Barchar: (I guess I could find a [color=#FF0000]G[/color][color=#FF3600]I[/color][color=#FF6D00]A[/color][color=#FFA300]N[/color][color=#FFDA00]T[/color] [color=#B6FF00]F[/color][color=#7FFF00]U[/color][color=#48FF00]C[/color][color=#12FF00]K[/color][color=#00FF24]I[/color][color=#00FF5B]N[/color][color=#00FF91]G[/color] [color=#00FEFF]R[/color][color=#00C8FF]A[/color][color=#0091FF]I[/color][color=#005BFF]N[/color][color=#0024FF]B[/color][color=#1200FF]O[/color][color=#4800FF]W[/color] [color=#B600FF]L[/color][color=#EC00FF]A[/color][color=#FF00DA]S[/color][color=#FF00A3]E[/color][color=#FF006D]R[/color] to use)

Lily: [color=#daffdb][url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/c5/ab/1f/c5ab1f594b0df457c83f5f0df7fd24e6.jpg]doot[/url][/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]brb[/color]

Barchar: (While that is rainbow lasers, it's not a [color=#FF0000]G[/color][color=#FF3600]I[/color][color=#FF6D00]A[/color][color=#FFA300]N[/color][color=#FFDA00]T[/color] [color=#B6FF00]F[/color][color=#7FFF00]U[/color][color=#48FF00]C[/color][color=#12FF00]K[/color][color=#00FF24]I[/color][color=#00FF5B]N[/color][color=#00FF91]G[/color] [color=#00FEFF]R[/color][color=#00C8FF]A[/color][color=#0091FF]I[/color][color=#005BFF]N[/color][color=#0024FF]B[/color][color=#1200FF]O[/color][color=#4800FF]W[/color] [color=#B600FF]L[/color][color=#EC00FF]A[/color][color=#FF00DA]S[/color][color=#FF00A3]E[/color][color=#FF006D]R[/color], they're two different things)

CryingEevee OOC: (("i am a criminal without a crime. i am a genius without a mind. always a reason but there's never a rhyme. how can patience be my virtue, when i'm outta time?"))

Schyroton: (( http://schyroton.tumblr.com is going to get somewhat intense at points

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Fanta: ((I liked them as characters before I learned they have no point

Barchar: (I don't even like them as characters)

Fanta: ((Only reason I like carlos is his mom has reverie syndrome

Barchar: (Mira's just an emotionless psycho bitcha nd Eric is just a dumbass)

Barchar: (that's basically it)

Fanta: ((But they made me wonder 'what are they doing here'

: (([I]Reverie[/I] syndrome))

Barchar: (They're not even really interesting with it, as far as i can tell)

Fanta: ((And the answer was 'nothing'

Barchar: (You know what, that's really fucking weird becuase they SAID they were basically there for no reason at the start)

Barchar: (and that was just...the case)

Barchar: (they just were)

CryingEevee OOC: (([i]carlos[/i]))

Schyroton: goes to the couch, curling up into a ball.

Erron: ((If we're puttin' tumblr blogs here, http://theunderwatch.tumblr.com/ is a thing now.

Fanta: ((Everyone in 999 had a point

Fanta: ((Even lotus

Fanta: ((Hell, even the guy who gets blown up 20 minutes in

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=http://i.imgur.com/m57dhvR.jpg][i]carlos[/i][/url]))

Fanta: ((The point of Alice in VLR was she could do math really good, but at least that was something

Fanta: ((Plus she was in 999, so she needed to get her shit resolved

CryingEevee OOC: ((hm what replacements do i have that are links? [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meDqJqoq7K0]fuck everything[/url] [url=http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=VTHsOSGJHN0#Sonic_X_-_Theme_Song]gotta go fast[/url]))

: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

: ((Anyway PMD is indeed today))

: ((Because))

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: (([I]PMD shit[/I]

: ((its a me, yee haw

Barchar: (PMDdddddd)

: ((wait are we doing binds

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's just me so))

: http://i.imgur.com/to9tXQG.png http://images.firstcovers.com/covers/flash/a/and_then_they_fucked-75360.jpg

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't think anyone else has any link binds))

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Barchar: (Well, she has a profile picture now at least. Another step.)

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CryingEevee OOC: ((flame, that doesn't look good))

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Barchar: (fuck it doesn't?)

Barchar: (Zoomed in it seems fine, but IDK about on, like, the dash)

Fanta: ((PFFFT

CryingEevee OOC: http://68.media.tumblr.com/avatar_6ebb5d40e42f_128.png

Barchar: (goddamn it it cut off a good chunk of it)

Barchar: (...okay can i resize this without ruining it)

Fanta: ((Flame

: am i the only one that sees a butt in that pic

CryingEevee OOC: ((i see a pair of balls at the bottom, personally))

Barchar: (WHAT SLARV)

Fanta: ((I have the best profile pic

Barchar: (FUCK GODDAMN IT RESIZING)

Fanta: ((http://imgur.com/a/1abP7

: ((I should prabably get a tumblr

CryingEevee OOC: ((...is it bad that i ACTUALLY like the sonic X theme song?))

Fanta: ((Nah, it's a catchy meme

Schyroton: ((maybe

: ((GOTTA GO FAST

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, it's no crush 40 song, but it's still really catchy))

Fellby: ((yo i'm bac

Schyroton: ((yo

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Back as well[/color]

: yee hi

Barchar: (dammit, i need to figure out how the fuck to change the dimensions of this without squishing the image)

Barchar: (fuck)

Schyroton: curled up on the couch.

: Also back

Fellby: "So... any big adventures planned for today?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((does a rainbow heart work?))

: no succ [] is now UF!Asriel [UF!Asriel].

UF!Asriel: (( So here's a problen

UF!Asriel: (( problem

UF!Asriel: (( i'm on mobile

UF!Asriel: (( i have every single one of my chars saved as "New character"

Varik: ((that's kinda close to varik's shade of red

Lily: [color=#daffdb]CE[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Do you know how many repeated colors there are[/color]

Schyroton: ((oh my god

GIYGAS: ((CLOSER THAN GIYGAS AT LEAST

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Schywey: ((schyweys color is very slightly different than achyros

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Fellby: ((hey yaz

Schyroton: ((its faint

UF!Asriel: (( So i open my character list

CryingEevee OOC: ((also, i was just mentioning it because i realized it was kinda close. i don't care that there's repeats))

Schyroton: ((hi

Jäger Leyline: ((hello

UF!Asriel: (( I get a fucking stack of like, 30 "New character"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Yaz[/color]

Barchar: (...her fucking profile picture is going to be unown until i can figure something else out)

: yee hi

Schyroton: ((brb

CryingEevee OOC: ((i have 21 repeats of sonic x theme so far))

UF!Asriel: who is in bar

Fellby: is in bar.

Barchar: (UNOWN BARCHAR UNTIL I HAVE A LESS SHITTY THING)

Barchar: guess

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She'll be in in a second[/color]

Muffet: she also walks in. "I'm back."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]But I'm trying to do a thing real quick atm[/color]

Shadow: ((shadow is always in the bar but is sleep. unless you wake him up))

Fellby: "Hello, Muffet."

WDG: -BC gets a text [Hello there]

UF!Asriel: UF!Asriel walks in.

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Barchar: [Hello mysterious stranger]

UF!Asriel: (( my friend keeps sending me memes via text

WDG: [Jager is about to enter, but before that we need to have a chat you and I, in private, alone]

Barchar: [...Uh-huh.]

Barchar: [Alright. Sure. Why not. Where do you intend on that?]

WDG: [the old house]

UF!Asriel: he looks around for a second, before shaking his head

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She enters. "Hello!"[/color]

Erron: walks in, Austin is following behind him. But... something about the kid is, off. He's shaking, his eye is twitching, and his hair is ruffled.

Fellby: "Hello, you three."

UF!Asriel: He looks at Erron.

Erron: Yo.

Austin: HI!

UF!Asriel: "Look at this guy."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...?"[/color]

Erron: Me?

CryingEevee OOC: ((GOTTA GO FAST SOOONIC))

UF!Asriel: "Yes, you."

Barchar: [The one that's supposedly wrecked?]

Erron: ...

UF!Asriel: "Everyone look at him."

Fellby: "I've seen him before, kid."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She shrugs and looks at him. "Hello."[/color]

WDG: [blame me for this? ha. Get over here]

UF!Asriel: "Now, who do you see?"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Someone new?"[/color]

Barchar: [I'm not blaming you. I'm just not sure how we're supposed to meet someplace that's broken.]

Barchar: "Hey, I gotta go for a bit."

Fellby: "Erron?"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"To me, at least?"[/color]

UF!Asriel: "You see me. That's fucking ridiculous."

Fellby: "Oh, okay, Barchar."

Barchar: [I'll give that blaming you was my first instinct, but HJager says it wasn't, so...I trust him, at least.]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...I guess I kinda see the similarities. Why?"[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://66.media.tumblr.com/7c2a17a59cb6bb965c3ba962325b4d14/tumblr_oe5aijFzzd1rmerh9o1_500.jpg]i don't usually go on tumblr. but when i do, this is the kinda stuff i see[/url]))

Drakon: [instinct is a joke]

WDG: [Do hurry and don't fall into the crevice]

UF!Asriel: "..."

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Schyroton: ((back

UF!Asriel: he seems repulsed by the fact that there's another him

UF!Asriel: (( Lahatl

Fellby: "It happens."

UF!Asriel: (( I got a fr;end into Watsky

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Laharl[/color]

: ((Nice

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Meanwhile[/color]

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Erron: Wait what, I zoned out.

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Actually nevermind[/color]

: ((Btw I found Randy

: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/222096367097479168/222096504133779457/IMG_0578.PNG

: yee hi

Schyroton: managed to pass out for a sec. And he promptly gets up.

: ((Also what the fuck is our server list thats a lot of people

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UF!Asriel: "..."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]EEE basically is REEE[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I didn't intend it to be like that but I noticed like right after I did it the first time[/color]

Erron: What's this guy's deal?

Schyroton: ...

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She shrugs and sits on the couch.[/color]

UF!Asriel: "I shouldn't be surprised, actually."

Barchar: [Sure thing.]

Barchar: she does indeed hurry

Fellby: "He thinks he's cool 'cause he's angry all the time."

Erron: Okaaay.

UF!Asriel: underfell in a nutshell

Schyroton: sits up, just confused.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I'm Lily, nice to meet you three.[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"[/color]

UF!Asriel: "I'm not cool. Nobody likes me because that's what they think."

UF!Asriel: he walks over to the couch, sitting down and crossing his arms

Schyroton: scoots away from edgegote.

Bardyne: ohey it's her. "NG-what is this" she sas, stopping in her tracks when she sees UF!Asriel

Fellby: scoots away as well.

Erron: Yeah... okay.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Hello."[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Considering that there is an edgegote AND Bardyne here she is kinda tense.[/color]

Bardyne: bigot

UF!Asriel: "...what?"

Bardyne: a leg just...sliiides out of it's socket. "Oops." she reforms it

Erron: Just... Idunno

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"..."[/color]

Erron: [sub]You're edgy as fuck[/sub]

UF!Asriel: "What's edge?"

: [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfc42Pb5RA8]UF Asriel[/irl]

Nobody: ALSO EXCUSE YOU

Lily: [color=#daffdb]rip[/color]

Erron: What?

: asriel plays pokemin go everyday

UF!Asriel: i wonder what /r/UT will think

Schyroton: is staying quiet.

Drakon: "Edge is literally you."

: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5cZP3b6Or4

Fellby: "Edge is... hard to define."

CryingEevee OOC: (("psychic: (reads my mind) my mind: salt psychic: what the fuck"))

UF!Asriel: "It's me?"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Not literally, but yes."[/color]

Bardyne: "Edge is when you try really hard to seem dark and cool and just look like a [i]LAME NERD![/i]"

Erron: chuckles at Drakon's comment.

: pretty much

Drakon: "You fucking clown"

Fellby: "Thank you, strange Undyne."

UF!Asriel: "......"

CryingEevee OOC: ((hey))

Schyroton: winces at the sudden raise in volume, but the anxiety subsides when he tells himself that wasn't directed at him.

CryingEevee OOC: ((you should be making a living with your music by now))

UF!Asriel: "I don't like like that term."

Bardyne: "Pfff, whatever!"

UF!Asriel: he frowns

CryingEevee OOC: ((no one is going to listen to your music if you have few likes, plays, or favorites))

Drakon: "awwww"

CryingEevee OOC: ((don't stay behind))

Drakon: "a sad edgelord"

CryingEevee OOC: ((promote your music now))

CryingEevee OOC: ((click the link below for more info))

UF!Asriel: (( y tho

: ((time to promote the shit out of all my shitty mashups

Bardyne: "Can't handle learning the truth! What a loser!"

: Fanta [Fanta] is now SS Asriel [SS Asriel].

UF!Asriel: "I'm not cool, I don't try either!"

Drakon: he has a lenny face expression

Drakon: like, he printed a lenny face and taped it to his face

: ((i really have to pee but im listening to a good song

Fellby: "Yeah. Sure."

Bardyne: "Pfff, yeah, right."

Fellby: exhales a cloud of smoke.

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Drakon: "hush little boy"

Drakon: "it will be fine" he says this as his voice deepens in pitch and he leans in closer to the edgegoat

Austin: -This kid is looking like he just drank 10 Red Bulls- HEY! Erron! [color=lightgreen]Jesus, kid...[/color] I'm gonna go get some food! -He blazes out before Erron can get a word in-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"..."[/color]

UF!Asriel: "All of you scare me."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"How is everyone?"[/color]

Fellby: "... Gotta go fast?"

Erron: Yeah...

Schyroton: ........

Fellby: "Oh, last night, I visited another me."

: gotta go yee haw

Hellcat: he crawls onto Erron's head

UF!Asriel: "..."

Schyroton: has done literally nothing to UFA

Bardyne: "Dude, that is super creepy."

Erron: oh hey.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Oh, interesting."[/color]

UF!Asriel: "I'm going to find another place where nobody will hurt my feelings."

UF!Asriel: he storms out of the bar

SS Asriel: has a blank stare

Fellby: "Alright, have fun kid."

Erron: Okay, Happy travels.

Bardyne: "Pfff, sensitive wimp."

UF!Asriel: now i've got to introduce some other uf goat to /r/UT

UF!Asriel: and delete this character command

: UF!Asriel [UF!Asriel] is now no succ [Hellcat].

Schyroton: ...Iii said noththing but Ii feel as if ththis was dirrrected at me.

Hellcat: "so, erron"

SS Asriel: ((Tech x is so good

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I don't think it was. From what I've seen of you, you're completely fine."[/color]

Hellcat: he strokes one of Erron's cheeks gently with a paw

Fellby: "Nah, don't worry about it."

Hellcat: "what's happened with you lately?"

Schyroton: ...Iii worry about eveverythiing.

Hellcat: (( I just bit my tongue while chewing gum

CryingEevee OOC: ((tech X is brimstone good IMO))

Hellcat: (( Why does this always happen to me

Schyroton: ((seems like youre in a sticky situation

Hellcat: (( gdi

: ((huehuehue

Lily: [color=#daffdb]hue[/color]

: ((sue the gum company

: ((chew the out

: no succ [Hellcat] is now Coldplay - Fix You [Hellcat].

: ((them*

Lily: [color=#daffdb][url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ]For those who haven't heard that song[/url][/color]

Hellcat: I know that link

: i need to ememorize that

Hellcat: You tried your best and didn't succeed

Fellby: ((you're not slick, tri

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Aw man[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((you gotta change it up))

: consolation prize http://i.imgur.com/to9tXQG.png

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Fuck[/color]

Fellby: starts to hum to himself.

: bees

Lily: [color=#daffdb]CK I realized[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Literally instantly after I clicked it before the image even loaded[/color]

Jäger Leyline: enters the bar

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hello."[/color]

Fellby: "Oh, hello, Jager."

Hellcat: CK

: SS Asriel [SS Asriel] disconnected.

: wat

Hellcat: What even is that image

Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's some guy, forgot who it was, was popular on reddit but it's spread outside[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Basically Rickroll: The Image[/color]

: it was a consolation prize for the failed rickroll

Hellcat: i sent it to my friend

CryingEevee OOC: (("Since, middle school, I have never really understood where to put a comma."))

Muffet: "Hello, gros morceau."

Hellcat: (( Kek

Jäger Leyline: Hell

Jäger Leyline: Hello(

CryingEevee OOC: ((hell))

Jäger Leyline: sits on the couch

: is]

: oh

CryingEevee OOC: ((SUPER))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Just someone walking into a bar[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((HOT))

Fellby: scoots over to him.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]And saying 'hell'[/color]

: yee hell

Drakon: "hey, jäger"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]and leaving[/color]

Lucian: He walks in.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hello."[/color]

Lucian: "hell"

Lucian: and walks out

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"..."[/color]

: gj

: Coldplay - Fix You [Hellcat] is now wndrwll [].

Fellby: "... What was that kid's deal?"

: he had a hell of a good time

: Juan walks into the bar.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She sighs. "Hello."[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Also. Oh shit Juan.[/color]

: i always juan-dered when he would return

: huehuehue

Lily: [color=#daffdb]hue[/color]

Jäger Leyline: is slumped over a bit

Jäger Leyline: Hows is going Fellby

: "Okay, so, I just visited some place, right?"

Fellby: "Pretty good. I met another me last night."

CryingEevee OOC: ((don juan))

Muffet: "He's...interesting.'

: "There were bootleg copies of all my albums on sale for twenty cents."

: "It's like, memes mixed with the highest quality audio from my albums."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Okay?"[/color]

: "Like, ripped directly from them. It's really weird."

Fellby: "Yeah, really interesting. He's like... oblivious?"

Muffet: "Innocent."

Fellby: "Yeah."

: "Someone mixed my song Opposing Force Charges Into A Crevasse with the Seinfeld theme."

Muffet: "In underfell. i don't think it's necessarily hiding somewhere sinister, but..."

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

Fellby: "Maybe he's just lonely."

Muffet: "He's certainly that."

: (( I had an idea today along with the underfell thing

Jäger Leyline: what colour was he?

Fellby: "Purple. Like me."

Muffet: "Purple? Why?"

: (( Something with water and lead

: (( and water quality

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: (( it was weird

CryingEevee OOC: ((50 repeats on [url=http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=VTHsOSGJHN0#Sonic_X_-_Theme_Song]gotta go fast[/url]))

: ((Does PMD at 7:00 sound good

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Sure[/color]

: wndrwll [] disconnected.

CryingEevee OOC: ((ye))

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok))

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: (( i'm gonna go

: ((bye bloo

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Bye Bloo[/color]

Barchar: (sure frisky)

: http://fox2now.com/2016/09/27/woman-walks-in-home-finds-burglars-having-sex-on-her-couch/

Barchar: (Where's MV? Are theyhere?)

: ((MAGEVAATI DOO

: wndrwll's connection timed out.

: ((WHERE ARE YOU

Lily: [color=#daffdb]MV AWAKEN[/color]

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Schyroton: ((o shit

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yey[/color]

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Schyroton: ((sry

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Is ok[/color]

Erron: *Erron just kinda, stops staring forwards* ...Wh-HUH!? What happened?

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Nothing?"[/color]

Schyroton: ((honestly im pron gonna pass out again

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"You zoned out though."[/color]

Schyroton: ((*prob

Lily: [color=#daffdb]rip[/color]

Fellby: ((okay

Schyroton: ((sorry

: ((shit

Schyroton: ((but im gonna go toavoid passing out in the middle o-- fuck

: ((THROW SOME WATER ON YOUR FACE

Schyroton: ((frisky im sorry but i persoally cant this sess

: ((ok

Barchar: (...MV, are you just not feeling PMD anymore?)

Barchar: (It feels like you haven't really felt like doing it a lot lately)

Schyroton: ((no, i still like pmd

Schyroton: ((im just

Schyroton: ((out of it

: ((MV's life is just very inconvenient

: ((At times

Schyroton: ((yep

Schyroton: ((anyway im gonna go before i pass out again, sorry guys

Fellby: ((alright, mv

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

CryingEevee OOC: ((so, is pmd still on?))

: ((The show must go on

CryingEevee OOC: ((i presume something more on the lines of filler?))

: ((yee haw

: ((Might have to leave it

: ((At some point tonight

: ((Cause irl shit might go down at any moment

: ((Gotcha

: ((Nope it won't be filler

Jäger Leyline: .....-sighs-

Fellby: "What's the matter, dear?"

Barchar: [Hey, guys, just so you know, I've gotta deal with some bullshit over here. I probably won't be hack for a while.]

Fellby: [oh]

Barchar: [Holler if you need me. I'll hear."]

Fellby: [okay]

Muffet: [Uhm...alright, dearie. See you soon?]

Barchar: [Soon enough]

Literally Satan: "Holla Holla Motherfucker" He says from hell, shoving popcorn in his mouth.

Barchar: rip satan

Barchar: can't see in hell

: satan is having a hell of a good time though

: [color=#e00707]X[/color][color=#0715cd]e[/color]o [Smash] joined chat.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Smash[/color]

Jäger Leyline: .....still can't find a good leader.

: yee hi

Jäger Leyline: most of the other people are tired like I am

Fellby: "Well, shit."

: High Priest Laharl's connection timed out.

SS Asriel: ((Tiiime to try sheol

Muffet: "Really? Hm."

Smash: [color=#fffffe]*walks in* ...[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hello."[/color]

Smash: [color=#fffffe]*takes a seat* ...[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Are you okay?"[/color]

Fellby: takes off his glasses, rubbing a few smudges off.

Jäger Leyline: mind if I see those glasses?

Fellby: "Uh, these? Sure, why?"

Fellby: hands them over.

Smash: [color=#fffffe]my friend's depressed, I had a hole ripped into the back of my chest and my soul is linked to Chaos now.[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Wow...I'm so sorry, that all sounds absolutely terrible..."[/color]

Jäger Leyline: puts them on

Jäger Leyline: how do I look?

Erron: *The Diamond-Emblem on his chest shuts off for a second, just before turning back on.* Agh! The hell just happened?

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] disconnected.

Fellby: "Well, I'd tell you, but I can't see shit."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"You zoned out. Again."[/color]

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Erron: I've been doing that a lot lately.

: SS Asriel [SS Asriel] disconnected.

Replay: (does this color seem too dark? I really want to keep this one, for spoiler-y reasons)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]A little bit too dark[/color]

Fellby: ((it's fine by me

Lily: [color=#daffdb]...My message was eaten.[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Smash, if there's anything I can do please tell. I have a lot of free time."[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]nevermind[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]parp pls[/color]

Barchar: (parp is a fuck)

Erron: ((the color is fine for me

Smash: [color=#fffffe]I also apparently turn one of my friend's on unintentionally, but that's a different story.[/color]

Fellby: ((born to die, parp is a fuck

Barchar: ([really big number] messages eaten and counting)

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: yee haw test

CryingEevee OOC: ((that's more charat than msparp))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Xyzzy was pretty bad too[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Charat was just occasionally 'hey this message is tasty'[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]But Xyzzy just had periods of fuck you[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((xyzzy also wasn't meant to have the chat used often))

: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.

CryingEevee OOC: ((so that didn't help))

SS Asriel: ((test

Erron: starts walking towards the bar, but he freezes up... his emblem does the on/off thing again, and he trips over when he wakes back up* G-WOAH! -thud- What the fuck is happeni-- . . .

Lily: [color=#daffdb]...Erron's not in the bar?[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I thought he was[/color]

SS Asriel: is still blankymcblankface

Fellby: -The bar counter.-

Erron: (yeah)

Erron: (that)

Fellby: "Hey, what's up, kid?"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Ah[/color]

Smash: [color=#fffffe]Iiiiiiii need booooooooze[/color]

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CryingEevee OOC: ((that feeling when something you want is out of stock and has been out of stock for months))

Erron: . . .

Replay: There's a knock at Loni's door.

: Smolapeño's connection timed out.

SS Asriel: has his mouth kinda open, he's got keanu reeves face

Grillby: -He gets Smash a beer.-

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.fangamer.com/products/star-man-hoodie]I WANT THIS BUT IT HASN'T BEEN IN STOCK WHENEVER I CHECKED[/url]... i hope sometime soon it restocks))

Muffet: she hums to herself, leaning on Fellby

Fellby: smiles, rubbing her side.

Smash: [color=#fffffe]*downs the shit so fast, boi, you don't even know*[/color]

Loni Leyline: -opens the door-

Jäger Leyline: gives Fellby his glasses back btw

Fellby: -Good-

Fellby: -He can see-

Fellby: -He can FIGHT!-

: ((Shit I kind of cut the top of my mouth a little bit

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip[/color]

: ((RIP I now taste blood

CryingEevee OOC: ((F))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I know running in the 90's is a meme[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]But I love the song[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]There's not that many audio memes that I don't like actually[/color]

Loni Leyline: Yes?

Replay: She sees a very slightly floating being in a skull mask in front of her. "Hiiii." it said, with a more than slightly sinister and rather raspy high=pitched voice. "I need you somewhere else, if you don't mind." it puts it's hand on Loni's head.

: F

: I've listened to the nutshack so much I'm starting to like it.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I've always liked Nutshack[/color]

SS Asriel: he's super chill

Barchar: (DON'T TURN INTO SLARVATH SWOOD)

Barchar: (DON'T START LIKING THE NUTSHACK)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I did actually consider watching it[/color]

SS Asriel: ((OK SO THIS IS ACTUALLY GOOD THO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLbW7gh38UY

: ((nutshack is great for mashups

: ((and is repetitive

Loni Leyline: -falls over unconscious-

: ((thats why its so popular

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] disconnected.

Barchar: (AHHHHHHH)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]rip[/color]

Barchar: (IT TAKES SOMETHING I LOVE AND SOMETHING I HATE AND COMBINES IT I DISLIKE THBIS)

SS Asriel: ((YOU REPOSTED IN THE WRONG SHACK

Replay: it sighs. "Here we go. Step one." it picks Loni up, somewhat awkwardly floating out

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm going to stop listening to the sonic x theme now))

CryingEevee OOC: ((at 60 repeats))

: GOTTA YEE HAW FAST

CryingEevee OOC: ((and now i'm going to start ᶜʰᵉʷing come sour gum i found))

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Smash: [color=#fffffe]okay, guys, ideas[/color]

: for what

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hmm?"[/color]

Smash: [color=#fffffe]What do you do, when someone keeps bringing you back from the dead?[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Also, a lot more people know about object shows than I thought, or that's just me[/color]

Fellby: "Punch 'em in the face."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Find a way to stop it."[/color]

SS Asriel: ((I'm gonna try to make regigigas viable

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

CryingEevee OOC: ((pair it with a pokemon that can get rif of its ability))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Give a Pokeman worry seed and use it on Regi[/color]

SS Asriel: ((I'm pairing it with a speed boost baton pass yanmega

Replay: Meanwhile, this same motherfucker enters the bar silently. It puts something on the counter, next to both of Barfell's letters. It locks pinprick, bright red eyes with Jager for about a half second, before silently leaving.

SS Asriel: ((Single battle

Fellby: "Uh... whaaat?"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Hello...goodbye."[/color]

Jäger Leyline: uh....

Muffet: "..."

Muffet: "That feels ominous."

Smash: [color=#fffffe]I can't do that... their pregnant... and I can't stop then when literally just about everyone helps her...[/color]

Fellby: "... Oh. Gee."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...There's a timeline for everything, you can go somewhere where it's impossible for them to get to you, or for them to do what they're doing."[/color]

Smash: [color=#fffffe]*looks over*[/color]

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