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: yee haw

Ant: (( ayy ))

Gaster: ((hey ant

: lmao

DamnDude: [color=red]#Ant who is the president of the illuminati[/color]

Ant: (( Caitlyn Jenner ))

DamnDude: [color=red]#Nope[/color]

DamnDude: [color=red]#Take off your flair[/color]

DamnDude: [color=red]#It's Gill[/color]

Ant: (( idk. I just made this my username because of a youtube comment about how trans people are just the illuminati trying to confuse genders in society ))

DamnDude: [color=red]#Look it up, Gill Illuminati[/color]

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Gaster: ((these leftovers taste waaaaay better when dunked in lime juice

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Ant: (( That is the most masculine dude ))

Ant: (( Am I looking at the right thing? It's like this two-tone dude in a loincloth from street fighter? ))

CryingEevee OOC: (("a horse is just a deer with no style"))

: ((pretty much

DamnDude: [color=red]#Yes[/color]

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Ant: (( Fucking lame ass horse doesn't have it's head all pimped out and shit ))

Gaster: ((hmmmm

Gaster: ((not enough food, gonna make some eggs

Ant: (( *cook ))

Ant: (( you're gonna cook eggs. chickens make eggs ))

Gaster: ((that's what you think! *squats*

CryingEevee OOC: ((have some toast with it too. in fact, just have breakfast. break the system!))

Gaster: ((lol jk that's gross

: ((gaster is chicken confirmed

CryingEevee OOC: ((well technically, chime makes eggs))

Ant: (( I don't need society enforcing breakfast roles ))

: ((/r/madlads

Ant: (( or breakfast rolls ))

Ant: (( Your breakfast is valid ))

MettatonSEX: ((back

: ((yee hi

MettatonSEX: ((chimes into oviposition /s

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Ant: (( If I ever become a youtuber I want that misaki connection ))

Ant: (( I want free bad japanese candy and weird masks from anime that are obscure in america ))

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Frisky: [color=#ffffff]I found the best song[/color]

Frisky: https://youtu.be/OJw3MmL-Omk

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Ant: (( Why can't this meme just die? [s]like harambe did[/s] ))

: (( Memes never die

DamnDude: [color=red]#It is time for genocide[/color]

: ((cool

Ant: (( This is actually decently written and that makes me angrier ))

DamnDude: [color=red]#We kill anyone who has made a Harambe joke[/color]

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Ant: (( my school is dead then ))

: ((hi satan, hi mettaton

: ((That includes us DD

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DamnDude: [color=red]#OKAY, IN THE LAST MONTH THEN[/color]

MettatonSEX: ((ill kill you i fuckin hated the harambe meme from the start

DamnDude: [color=red]#WE SPARE SLAR SO SHE CAN CHANGE HER WAYS[/color]

Ant: (( me too, mv, me too. ))

DamnDude: [color=red]#CK AND BLOO ARE LOST CAUSES[/color]

: ((You know who else is a lost cause

: ((Harambe, he got shot for being too close to a child.

Fanta: Did you know that both asriel and harambe were killed by humans that didn't understand them, had hearts of gold, and were carrying children at the time?

DamnDude: [color=red]#Nevermind[/color]

: brb

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Ant: (( HE TOCHIE DE CHYALD?! ))

MettatonSEX: ((*brandishes axe*

Fanta: ((I'd just like to say pokestar studios is awful

Knots: Bitch.

CryingEevee OOC: ((NOBODY cared about harambe before the incident))

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Yeah, Nobody cared[/color]

Nobody: Yes he did!

Ant: (( Nobody cared who I was before I put on the mask ))

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]^[/color]

DamnDude: [[ http://prntscr.com/cl8zhv ]]

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]Undeniable proof[/color]

Fanta: ((Just watch, harambey's gonna pop out of the ground any minute now

: ((Damndude

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]We can start PMD when Tri comes[/color]

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: ((Are you beating up schoolchildren at BGO again

CryingEevee OOC: ((damn, dude))

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]If Tri doesn't come though, ehhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHH[/color]

DamnDude: [color=red]#Yes[/color]

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: ((Do a pyramid run to fuck with them

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Gaster: ((i'm back

Fanta: ((Why do I have to watch the pokemon battle I just played

: ((I'm fairly sure getting a pyramid win is basically pissing all over their wife, childrten, and claiming it as your own

Gaster: ((with eggs

Fanta: ((Why are there crits

Fanta: ((In a puzzle minigame

CryingEevee OOC: ((i must say. the pyramid is bullshit, both when ou win because of it, and if you los from it))

Frisky: ((A teacher once dressed up in a gorilla suit at my school))

MettatonSEX: ((did you lay them yourself

Frisky: ((Everybody called him Harambe

Frisky: ((That day

Gaster: ((bitch i might have

Gaster: sighs, sitting back on the couch.

Frisky: ((Chime is a chicken confirmed

CryingEevee OOC: ((chime is an avian confirmed))

: The couch kinda

: Moves from under Gaster before he can sit.

MettatonSEX: ((chime is into some kinky shit confirmed

: Like, literally pulls itself back like a school bully wanted to make him miss his chair.

Gaster: "... Uh."

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Gaster: lands on his ass.

MettatonSEX: catches Gaster.

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Gaster: -Or not-

DamnDude: [color=red]#For you, it was the day Harambe died, for me it was Saturday[/color]

Alki: *walks in

MettatonSEX: Hello.

Fanta: ((Pokestar fucking studios

: And then the couch LURCHES forward, trying to knock everyone flat on their ass and onto the couch.

Frisky: ((DD is Harambe

Gaster: is now flat on his face.

: DDs out for harambe((

MettatonSEX: is barely affected, but failed to catch Gaster.

MettatonSEX: Shit, sorry.

CryingEevee OOC: ((you know, the first thing of pokestar studios is like, you're a riolu themed super hero, and in black 2 i used dream radar to start with riolu))

Ant: "Hello"

: The couch decides to start chasing MTT around.

Gaster: slowly raises to his feet, staring at the couch. "... Okay what the fuck."

MettatonSEX: Hi.

: This couch does not sit well with me

Gaster: has the sneaking suspicion this is ghost shenanigans.

Alki: tries to sit on the chouch

Fanta: ((They're puzzle battles

Fanta: ((With crits

Frisky: ((Remember when you got a free fucking Lucario in X and Y

Fanta: ((And rng

Frisky: ((ALONG WITH THE EXP SHARE

Frisky: ((HOT DAAAAMN

Fanta: ((Remember when you got a free shiny haxorus in b2

: ((Pokemon is very rng heavy

Frisky: ((X and Y is like

MettatonSEX: stands in one spot, but tires of this bullshit and stops it by stomping on it.

Frisky: ((The easiest one

Frisky: ((Out of all of them

: You don't hit the couch.

CryingEevee OOC: ((i will sya agian, the only shiny i ever caught myself, was the red gyarrados))

: You hit the thing that was pushing it around.

Cobalt: "THIS CHEEKY FUCKER!"

Alki: "...I'm...I'm the one who fell..."

Knots: She IMMEDIATELY goes visible, and is pinned to the floor by a leg.

Frisky: [color=#ffffff]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/color]

Knots: Thaaaats more than likely a broken ankle.

Gaster: "... Oh shit. Metta, be careful."

Cobalt: "I CAUGHT THE FALL THO! THIS FUCKING COUCH IS GONNA BE DRINKING FUCKING LIGHTNING"

MettatonSEX: ...

CryingEevee OOC: ((⛦))

CryingEevee OOC: ((⛧))

Alki: "I'm...not going to let you do that"

Knots: She kinda goes wideyed, and starts to fade out.

Frisky: ((DRINKING FUCKING LIGHTNING

MettatonSEX: Sorry about any injuries I caused.

: (())

Frisky: ((F

: F

Knots: She was just doing a scooby-doo 'Couch is posessed' trope.

Gaster: goes to stand by his husband's side.

Roses:

MettatonSEX: removes his leg from the child.

Knots: Now she knows to stick to The Shining, giant meat puppets, etc.

Ant: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53sVSnN_St8 ))

Frisky: ((Didn't the F meme come from Ben and Ed

Knots: <...I-I think I-I can s-snap it back.>

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Knots:

Madotsuki: -Oh nice. Free eggs.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((it came from "press F to pay respects"))

Roses:

Frisky: ((Ah, yeah, I remember

: ((Call of duty

MettatonSEX: ((did chime lay those eggs

Gaster: (( :)

: ((Maybe

MettatonSEX: ((kakyoin, did you lay this egg?

Frisky: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/859/969/93a.jpg

Fanta: ((Golegee I hppe my ps4 update has updated

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=http://orig08.deviantart.net/9ffb/f/2012/247/c/b/ultimate_chimera_by_pikachuandemolga-d5dk7tv.png]someone made the ultimate chimera CUTE[/url]))

Knots:

Fanta: ((Ultimate chimera is easy to make cute

MettatonSEX: ((chime irl

Fanta: ((Add fur tufts to anything

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Fanta: ((And it becomes cute

Gaster: ((does it lay eggs

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm more surprised someone would do it though))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((than it being cute))

Frisky: ((So if we add a fur tuft to a penis

Frisky: ((It's cute?

Roses:

Fanta: ((Yes

Knots: One of the floorboards lifts up.

Knots: And here comes snek.

MettatonSEX: ((if we add fur tufts to a corpse

Gaster: looks at it. "Hello."

Knots: Big snek, snek is long. Snek comes out for a while.

Knots: Thats a big fucking snek holy shit.

MettatonSEX: ...Did you come for my buns?

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CryingEevee OOC: ((like, who thought "yeah, let's take [url=http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/613902883967733340/8BA5EF531A486E2B66909F0A8F306D322D9D6681/]this thing[/url] and draw it like people draw pokemon))

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Gaster: "... Oh my god, Mettaton."

: It's gonna sneak up on you.

Knots: And then it spits fire.

Knots: Shit, fire-spitting snek.

MettatonSEX: ...Guess not.

: It's gonna snake up on you

Gaster: steps back. "Oookay. Unexpected."

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Knots: <...T-That works.> She proceeds to just, make the stupid snake puippets dissapear by shoving it back under the floorboard invisibly.

Knots: Unexpectedness = Eh it works. Don't have to snake a bitch.

Frisky: http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/pokemon/images/f/f1/653Fennekin_Pokémon_Super_Mystery_Dungeon.png/revision/latest?cb=20160216050058

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Gaster: isn't afraid of snakes, anyway.

Knots: This is two time she's just used giant puppets.

CryingEevee OOC: ((yes, that is a fennekin))

: ((It is indeed a fennekin

Alki: *makes another attempt to couch

Fanta: Oh boy someone put my briefcase in a litterbox

Frisky: http://m.imgur.com/xDxX4h4?r

Gaster: sighs. "So, those are the ghosts."

MettatonSEX: Huh.

Gaster: "They are capable of more... dangerous things."

CryingEevee OOC: ((and that is a mew and a lucario dressed as aura guardians))

MettatonSEX: Yeah, one has an axe.

Knots: She's just a pussy. I mean, until you shoot Roses. Then she become sn unstable revenge-fueled pussy.

MettatonSEX: ((WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT

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CryingEevee OOC: ((BWAH WAH WHAT'S NEW PUSSY CAT))

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Gaster: ((WHOAAAWHOOOOAAAA

Frisky: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR2bkEH3VxaGhnx_xqVGZE_6T17ZoiaAR3sjCY2kkwHLtwFcZGW8A

Ant: (( [sub]I walk alone I walk alone[/sub] ))

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=http://listenonrepeat.com/?v=OatAcPIyPyg#WOAH-OH-OH-AH-AH-AH-AAAA-HA-AH-AH-AH_(Looped)]WOAH-OH-OH-AH-AH-AH-AAAA-HA-AH-AH-AH[/url]))

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: Sadly, no copy pastas

Gaster: "And basically, I've been making sure nobody dies."

Gaster: "Or, trying to."

MettatonSEX: Yeah.

Ant: (( TIL the barenstein bears have actually been the berenSTAIN bears all along ))

Gaster: ((well i bet that left a stain on your childhood

: ((Nelson Mandela died in prison

: ((Or something

Ant: (( It's a fucking conspiracy. someone fucked up the timeline ))

MettatonSEX: ((im from the berenstain universe

Ant: (( The branch merge went well except the berenstain thing got totally fucked ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((since people cute-ified the ultimate chimera, i'm trying to see if anyone did the same with the NK cyborg))

: ((I always thought it was bearenstien Bears

MettatonSEX: ((my gf is from the berenstein universe

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: ((Wait I have a book

Ant: (( It WAS berenstein bears. ))

Ant: (( But now it's not. All the books say barenstain yet everyone remembers it differently. ))

: My god

: Watsky used headphone manipulation in a song

Gaster: gets a drink.

Ant: (( It's the trans illuminati confirm ))

: To make the piano move from one ear to the other

MettatonSEX: ((shit, i wasnt supposed to be outed as an illuminati member

CryingEevee OOC: ((nope. i can't find a cute natural killer cyborg))

: ((Book says its berenstain

: ((Exact spelling

DamnDude: [color=red]#MV Who is the president of the Illuminati[/color]

Ant: (( Don't worry our plans can still work they think we're joking ))

Ant: ((brb))

MettatonSEX: ((if i told you id have to kill you

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DamnDude: [color=red]#You don't understand[/color]

DamnDude: [color=red]#I know the answer[/color]

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DamnDude: [color=red]#We no longer need falsifications tied to our name[/color]

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CryingEevee OOC: ((WAIT. HOW COULD I BE SO BLIND))

CryingEevee OOC: ((CHIME IS AN ULTIMATE CHIMERA))

: So my place of education

: Had a lockdown today

Gaster: ((oh boy

DamnDude: [color=red]#Oh shit[/color]

: Cause a fucker just walked into the school.

: With his car.

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh))

Gaster: ((oh boy

: And by that I mean he drove a car inbetween the front doors.

MettatonSEX: ((o boy

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CryingEevee OOC: ((wow))

Fellby: [*a picture of some art exhibit in the louvre*]

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MettatonSEX: ((hey guys, without looking it up, what color is chartreuse

Fellby: [oops sorry i meant to send that to ember]

Gaster: ((yellow green?

: Pearish/

Schyroton: [thats ok]

: ((I have pictures of the book

Schyroton: [its beautiful tho]

: ((https://m.imgur.com/a/EhYb4

MettatonSEX: ((ok, thank for input

Fellby: [okay good]

Literally Satan: [Did you just send a picture of some art exhibit to everyone in your contacts?]

: ((Berenstain

Runner: [You've fucked up pally.]

Miyu: [Yep, you're fucked.]

Leviathan: [I agree.]

Fellby: [I JUST MEANT TO SEND THAT TO MY DAUGHTER]

: [yee haw]

Fellby: [SCREW YOU GUYS]

FFrisk: [You've dug this hole Fellby.]

Nyarlathotep: [hey guys what's up]

DamnDude: [color=red]#Ok wow[/color]

DamnDude: [color=red]#I just got asked if I had friends because I did one thing in a game[/color]

Heather: [My sewing needles are stuck]

Schyroton: [if any of you attack him i will destroy you. let that be known now.]

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Runner: [Now why the hell would we attack him?]

Luci: [Yeah, that's just a dick move.]

: [yee haw]

Ember: [the picture is nice, dad]

Mantis: [I do agree.]

Schyroton: [oh]

[L]: [color=red]{God fucking damnit.][/color]

Red: [literally who are you people]

DamnDude: [color=red]#"You just seem like the kind of person who wouldn't have friends:[/color]

Shade: [...]

Red: [i remember none of you]

Schyroton: [i misunderstood im sorry]

UnexpectedGimli: [AND MY AXE!]

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: [url=http://i.imgur.com/mYFyM.jpg]Adaline[/url]: [You're all idiots]

Nyarlathotep: [anyway who wants to... i dunno, trick some schoolboy into thinking we're all otakus?]

Aluminum: [I'm up for it when i'm done making this sword]

Fanta: ((I unlocked the polaroid now what

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Schyroton: [i'm out]

CryingEevee OOC: ((now go again and pick it up))

Fanta: ((And do wut

Aluminum: [You'll have to do the talking though. I'm a little low in that department.]

CryingEevee OOC: ((jjust keep going after getting it))

Aluminum: [BRB Steel just almost melted himself]

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: Manny Pardo: [What the fuck did you just fucking spin about me, you little Russian? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Miami Police Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Russian Mafia, and I have over 300 confirmed solved cases. I am trained in door-slamming warfare and I’m the top cop in the entire Miami Police force. You are nothing to me but just another spinning dog. I will wipe you the fuck out with baiting the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with shooting me through that glass halfway across the map? Think again, fucker, I was born with thick skin. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of cops across the state of Miami and your movement pattern is being traced right now so you better get a grip, maggot. Prepare for the one shot that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, thug. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my fists. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the shotgun in my trunk, golf clubs, baseball bats, knives, and whatever else is lying around and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the level, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” shot through that window was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking gun. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, because I was born with thick skin you goddamn spinning idiot. I will spray bullets all over the place, and you will drown in your own fucking blood. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.]

Miyu: [What's your fucking problem with Russians?]

: [Идти умирать в яме.]

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Nyarlathotep: [he sends a picture]

Gaster: ((https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/6c/fa/d4/6cfad450c7f4727e038da0497193f4f9.jpg

Nyarlathotep: [look how cute i turned out]

CryingEevee OOC: ((hippo bat))

FFrisk: [Wonderful Ahoge styling, dear.]

: Manny Pardo: [I sexually identify as thixkin. ]

: Guys guys guys

: If gaster is kicked out of a building

: Does that make him a

: Outgast

Gaster: ((oh my god

Schyroton: [your hair looks nice ill say that]

: 10/10

Gaster: hums to himself as he sips his drink.

Schyroton: -He quietly blocks Manny.-

Fanta: [Guys can you please keep the people in the strip club from clapping loud because the lights in this room are controlled by clapping and they are turning off and on like crazy right now hywel's pissed]

Fellby: [sorry]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TJrPg1g.jpg]Hessyst[/url]: [I'm there too!]

Schyroton: [i just woke up the dog holy shit]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TJrPg1g.jpg]Hessyst[/url]: [Clappity Clap mofo]

Schyroton: [thats hilarious]

Fanta: [Who thought this was a good idea]

: Jontron: [CLIP CLAP LIKE A HORSE]

Literally Satan: [Me]

Fanta: [Hey not cool fam]

Horse: [Hay?]

Schyroton: [no it wasnt]

Horse: [Where, I love hay]

Luci: [I'm just]

Luci: [Gonna go annoy Azazel]

Horse: Horse puts in one character and doesn't do anything so it looks like he's typing for the next 3 hours

Nyarlathotep: [OW FUCK]

CryingEevee OOC: ((y'know, i didn't really ever get into mother 3. but it does have some really good songs))

Nyarlathotep: [this motherfucker stabbed me with a fork]

Nyarlathotep: [this was a terrible idea]

FFrisk: [I did that once to AD]

Schyroton: [i apologize for the clapper lights, i did that to reduce business a while ago out of spite]

Fellby: [THAT WAS YOU?]

Schyroton: [yes]

CryingEevee OOC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8R7zFJOrLw

Schyroton: [i tried to sabotage you guys so i could be free and nothing worked]

FFrisk: [Btw can someone tell Vaati to stop making the Dusa family feel inadequate with his stone-turning abilities]

FFrisk: [Scillia's pride is very hurt]

Schyroton: [will do]

Fanta: [How the hell do I turn it off]

Fanta: [I tried clapping 3 times]

Schyroton: -He relays the info.-

Fanta: [That didn't work]

Madotsuki: [This is a mass text: Does anybody know where I am?]

Schyroton: [there is no way other than uninstalling them entirely]

Fanta: [Fuck]

Schyroton: [no, sorry]

Fanta: [Also no]

MettatonSEX: [no?]

Fanta: [Wait, I have an idea, be back soon]

Vaati: [No.]

Fanta: operatic moans ensue in the barkery's classroom

Gaster: [we're working on it, sorry mado]

Fanta: [Ok, me and Hywel sang the duet from Ernani and the audience's clapping shorted out the thing]

Fanta: [Now we have no lights]

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Schyroton: [also ffrisk vaati said he didnt realize and hes going to stop it]

Madotsuki: [it's fine i've got eggs]

Schyroton: [i mean there was a simpler solution but i burned it sorry fanta]

Fanta: [I can give a grillby some manganese]

Fanta: [Brb]

Schyroton: [there was a little remote to switch the settings]

Fanta: ((The bar doesn't even have strobe lights, it's just the clapper

Fellby: [make sure it's one big chunk, or else we sparkle]

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Schyroton: [fanta isnt that magnesium youre thinking of]

Fanta: [I CSNT SOO]

Fellby: [or just ask him to take his shirt off. what color light are you looking for?]

Fanta: [FUCK]

Schyroton: [are you okay]

Fanta: [AM I DEAD]

Fanta: she just chucked him a giant manganese rock

Fellby: [WHAT]

MettatonSEX: ((schyroton slowly reveals his plethora of sabotage attempts

Fellby: [WHAT DID YOU DO????]

Fanta: [I GAVE HIM MANGANESE]

Fanta: [AND IT EXPLODED]

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Schyroton: [youre not dead]

CryingEevee OOC: ((huh. i thought for sure there would be art that features both lil miss marshmallow and muffet but i can't find any))

Fanta: [AND NOW ITS WHITE]

DamnDude: [color=red]#I fucking hate this game[/color]

Fanta: [EVERYTHING IS WHITE]

Fellby: [DID YOU JUST FUCKING FLASHBANG YOURSELF]

DamnDude: [color=red]#"Oh because we did nothing to you your win was honorable"[/color]

Fellby: [BURN THAT SHIT SLOWLY]

Fanta: [SIRI IS READING THESE TO ME]

DamnDude: [color=red]#When I was ahead of the game winning everything[/color]

Schyroton: [i dont know how to respond to this]

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CryingEevee OOC: (("YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW SO SEW SO-SO GREETINGS CHEESE POPSICLE THE NUMBER YOU HAVE DIALED IS CURRENTLY OUT OF PORK CHOPS FROM EAST TO WEST IT GOES GOES BROKEN BROKEN OH SO SOW SEW BROKEN *whir* *clank* *clunk*" — Li'l Miss Marshmallow))

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Fanta: ((That boss was fun

Fellby: [okay just um]

Fanta: ((Mr genetor was bullshit

Fellby: [sit still]

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Fellby: [wait for your vision to come back and have grillby take off his shirt. i know from experience that that should be enough light]

Fellby: [if you want more you're gonna have to have him take off his pants]

CryingEevee OOC: ((y'know, i think in mother 3 they nerfed PK flash so that it couldn't instakill anything except the king p statue))

Gaster: [how does muffet manage to sleep with you]

Fellby: [... you're really asking that question?]

Gaster: [i mean actually sleep]

Fellby: [she shuts her eyes]

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Schyroton: [you guys]

Schyroton: [manganese is a neurotoxin i just googled it]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TJrPg1g.jpg]Hessyst[/url]: [Did you just assume my gender]

Fellby: [FANTA GET OUT OF THAT ROOM]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TJrPg1g.jpg]Hessyst[/url]: [I'm joking]

Schyroton: [i really hope that was magnesium]

Fellby: [FUCK]

: Saan [Well. She's probably gonna be with me in a bit]

Literally Satan: [So]

CryingEevee OOC: ((welp, i'm gonna play some KH 2 FM better switch X and circle around!))

Schyroton: [manganese and magnesium are very different]

Madotsuki: [http://i.imgur.com/lGUT1uZ.jpg ]

Madotsuki: [eggs with legs]

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Schyroton: [...im saving that]

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CryingEevee OOC: (([s]what about legs with eggs?[/s]))

MettatonSEX: ((mettaton fries egg on his hot leg

Gaster: ((gaster: "thanks for breakfast"

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, now that i have switched X and circle on pcsx2 i can play kingodm hearts 2))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm remember how really annoying it was to get a translation patch on a final mix iso))

: ((Slar Rosalie Motherfucker is RPing a wierd cat

: ((They might be ripping off shoe

: ((gaster: Thanks for br-egg-fast

Gaster: ((oh my god

: ((Guys

: ((Schyro has Post-Traumautic-Sex-Disorder

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CryingEevee OOC: ((tfw can't DPS fast enough))

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Fellby: [fanta? are you alive?]

Fanta: ((That fucker

Fanta: [Ok]

MettatonSEX: ((i dont know how to respond to that laharl

Fanta: [Im starting to see things now]

Fanta: [Wait what]

: ((Why does all the drama happen when I'm on mobile and can't use discord.

Schyroton: [fanta manganese is a neurotoxin please tell me that was actually magnesium]

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, i COULD dps fast enough, i just needed to spam thundara))

Literally Satan: [Guess what you just got an express-pass to hell]

Fanta: [It was manganese im gonna get the class the fuck out]

Fellby: [run the vents]

Fellby: [we have vents in case it gets too smelly]

Fanta: [K]

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Fellby: [or if we have to use a metric fuckton of bleach]

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Schyroton: [make sure nobodys dead]

CryingEevee OOC: ((why would you want nobody dead>))

: Relevant https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HvrjHgoSllU

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Nobody: [That's not nice.]

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Schyroton: [you dont want to be the cause o the death of innocents]

Fanta: [The class left]

Schyroton: [i meant no one]

Schyroton: [good]

Fanta: [They were replaced with horses]

Fellby: [next time just make him take his -OH MY GOD]

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Fanta: [..do I keep teaching the horses]

Schyroton: [i remember trying to get a horse to run loose in there. wasnt pleasant. 0/10 would not reccoment]

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Horse: [I bit you]

Schyroton: [most horses wont listen but you can try]

CryingEevee OOC: ((i just realized. sora absorbs his friends into his clothes to use drive forms))

Literally Satan: [You can lead them to water]

Literally Satan: [But you can't make them fuck]

Azazel: [But they'll go back and fuck the brady bunch]

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Luci: [Okay i'm just gonna go annoy Azazel now]

Luci: [Cause this is wierd]

: SLAR

: ROSALIE MOTHERFUCKER

: IS RPING A CAT

: THAT SITS ON PEOPLE'S HEADS

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: AND ACTS MYSTERIOUS

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Fanta: OK

Fanta: COMING

Gaster: ((sorry chrome just crashed on me

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: ((Gtg to bed, gn

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: http://prntscr.com/cl9hag

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Schyroton: -He removes the messages from Azazel and Satan.-

Gaster: sighs and leans on Mettaton.

Schyroton: [but seriously horses are not going to run laps through a club no matter how much you feed them]

MettatonSEX: leans back, whirring.

CryingEevee OOC: ((tfw accidently start fighting a boss whilse forgetting about saving))

Schyroton: [trust me on this]

Gaster: smiles, tapping on Mettaton's soul chamber.

MettatonSEX: blushes.

FFrisk: [Did you take up horse racing once, Schyro?]

Schyroton: [no]

FFrisk: [Well, to still talk about it, you're.]

Gaster: "Cute."

FFrisk: [Kind of]

FFrisk: [Beating a dead horse]

Schyroton: [i tried to sabotage a business to the point of bankruptcy]

Schyroton: [OH MY GOD]

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TJrPg1g.jpg]Hessyst[/url]: [That was horrid, mistress.]

MettatonSEX: Like you.

Fanta: [The horses are revolting]

Fanta: [Not disgusting, they are doing a coup]

Fellby: [yeah, i know, they're disgusting]

Fellby: [OH]

Fellby: [FUCK]

Fanta: [I'm in a trebuchet]

Gaster: blushes.

Fanta: [I don't even know what a trebuchet is but I'm in one]

Schyroton: [FANTA OH MY GOD]

Literally Satan: [I'm going to help you out]

Fellby: [okay uh, shit]

Literally Satan: [I'm sending Luci over there, duck and cover]

MettatonSEX: kisses Gaster on the head.

Fanta: [Ok]

Gaster: is kissed, and he squeaks a little.

Fanta: [Help the horses are screwing]

MettatonSEX: Aw!❤︎

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Fellby: [WHAT CAN I DO? I'M IN FRANCE!]

Fanta: [Holy shit]

Schyroton: [im not helping with that. im deleting that message.]

CryingEevee OOC: ((tfw anti sora was actually kinda useful))

Fanta: [This is fucking horrible]

Luci: [They burn easily]

Luci: [Seriously i'm making horse steak here]

Fellby: [good to know]

CryingEevee OOC: ((no wait, i DID save. also i died because i was a second too late to use a hi-potion))

Fanta: [They're gonna take my phone]

Fanta: [Fuck]

Fanta: [This is our phone now]

Luci: [Hey Horse]

Fellby: [fuck off]

Luci: [Turn around]

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Horse: The horse does

Luci: Battle axe.

Horse: Spiderhorses everywhere

Luci: Fire.

: inb4 tri never shows up

Gaster: ((yeah um

Gaster: ((I don't think tri's gonna show up today

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Gaster: "You're cuter, Mettaton."

MettatonSEX: No, you are.

Gaster: "No, you are."

Miyu: [I'm listening to Shoe in the other room]

MettatonSEX: You make adorable noises.

Miyu: [This shit is hilarious]

Miyu: ['Bombs Away']

Gaster: "You do too!"

Corsiva: [boy am i glad my parents aren't doing their mushy stuff in front of my friends]

MettatonSEX: Yeah but yours are cuter.

Runner: [They are.]

Runner: [Like i'm literally watching this]

Corsiva: [i have to put up with it every day]

FFrisk: [Poor, unfortunate soul]

Corsiva: [you can deal with it]

Gaster: nuzzles against Mettaton. "Oh really?"

Schyroton: [so sad, but true]

MettatonSEX: Yes.

Gaster: reaches up and boops his husband's nose.

MettatonSEX: busts into giggly laughter, before retaliating with a few smooches.

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CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, boss: beaten))

: yee haw

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Gaster: is smooched! He laughs and begins to blush.

Heather: [I'm happy I moved out now. I might come to that bar again now that I think about it.]

Fanta: ((Shoe is too much fucking fun to rp

CryingEevee OOC: ((now to figure out why my controller's analog stick is apparently being finnicky))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm gonna change the batteries, just on the safe side))

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Shoe: "Frisk is flat as fuck but she's thicc in the rear"

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Shoe: "Chara's got that 'I say bombs away when I cum' look about him"

MettatonSEX: See? You're so cute.

Alki: *walks in*

Gaster: "Ah, alright - oh, Alki!"

Cobalt: waves

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Alki:

Cobalt:

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Gaster: waves back.

MettatonSEX: Hi.

Alki: tries to sit on the cocuh

Ant: ((*couch))

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Gaster: -The couch presumably stays put-

Fanta: [I'm back]

Fanta: [The horsespiders are gone]

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Fellby: [okay good]

Schyroton: [good]

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Fanta: [I'm just gonna]

Fanta: [Wrap up for today]

CryingEevee OOC: ((kingdom hearts is weird. "hearts" are essentially the souls, the "heartLESS" are essentailly the soul but darknessed and the NObodies are the bodys of those that got heartlessed))

Fellby: [yeah, get your rest]

Alki: "So what have y'all been up to?"

Fanta: [Hywel passed out already]

Cobalt: <'yall'?>

Fanta: [So I was soloing half the class anyway]

Alki:

Gaster: "Uh, nothing really. Timeline management, making sure ghosts don't kill people."

Cobalt: