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Fellby: "My life was shit before I met you, Muffet. You've made it so much better through all these years... and I'm glad to make you my wife."
Muffet: she smiles wide.
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Fellby: "So... even though you're a succubus... I'm so glad you're here to make my life heaven."
Muffet: she smirks. "Theeere's the cheesy part."
Fellby: nods to the officiator, who turns to Muffet. "And you, miss?"
Muffet: "...I'm not good with romantic things. That's something I'm not going to deny. It's something that's not really in my nature. But, being around you, and..." she waves at the crowd and Schyro. "Everybody here...makes me feel like maybe I'm not that abnormal, sometimes. To be honest, I have no clue if this is what one would traditionally do for this, but either way, yes, I will take you as my husband. [sub]Was that good? I hope that was good.[/sub]"
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Fellby: -The officiator nods. "You two may now exchange rings, if you've got them."-
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Schyroton: smiles.
Fellby: "Uh... well. She's already wearing it."
Muffet: "...And I didn't realize I was supposed to buy one for him. Oops."
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Muffet: she laughs awkwardly
Asmodeus : -He's silently taking pictures throughout everything.-
Fellby: shrugs. "We'll get them later."
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Fellby: -"Alright then. You may kiss the bride."-
Fellby: scoops Muffet up and kisses her, deeply and passionately.
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Schyroton: whirs softly. He's happy for his friends.
Asmodeus : -He gets a good picture of the kiss, puts down the camera, and gets one with the Polaroid camera. I assume it lasted long enough for him to do this.-
Schyroton: ((not yet ck
Muffet: she kisses back, a bit surprised at being in the air, but hey!
Muffet: and yeah. It probably did.
Fellby: -It lasts for at least... a minute?-
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Muffet: -Why not-
Asmodeus : -He waits for the Polaroid to come out, and holds it. And shakes it lightly in the air.-
Fellby: finally pulls away. "... Well."
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Muffet: "That was fun."
Jäger Leyline: clapa
Muffet: "...Now what?'
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Jäger Leyline: claps*
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Fellby: "Well, we cut our cake and feed our guests."
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: ((Mmm, cake))
Fellby: heads over to the food table.
Muffet: "Okay, then!" she uses her wings to fly over to the cake, landing next to it.
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Fellby: smiles over at Schyro for a second, then begins to cut the cake.
Schyroton: is now visibly nervous. He's tugging at a curl of hair.
Jäger Leyline: you okay?
Schyroton: has a nervous smile on, trying not to show it and failing.
Barchar: "Schyro?"
Schyroton: Iii just hope Ii did eveveverything rright.
Fellby: tastes the cake.
Barchar: she gets up, stumbling a bit
Barchar: "shitshitshitshitshit" she stumbles backward
Fellby: "... Oh my god, this is amazing."
Schyroton: Ththe cake, Ii... Ii measured evverythth-- ohththankgodd
Schyroton: notices BC, and goes to make sure she doesn't hit the ground.
Jäger Leyline: catches BC
Fellby: "Muffet, try some of this!"
Barchar: "Thank you."
Muffet: she takes a slice
Asmodeus : -He got pictures of the cake before btw.-
Schyroton: good
Barchar: she stands up, sighing. "The decision to wear pumps was not my best one.'
Schyroton: Oh.
Gaster: -He somewhat regrets letting her get them.-
MettatonSEX: -he wouldve taught if she asked but id imagine shed have a bit too much pride to do so-
Barchar: oh hell no she wouldn't have
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Barchar: what she didn't have was time
MettatonSEX: -he made a dress in two and a yalf hours-
Barchar: [s]yeah but you weren't here[/s]
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Schyroton: goes over to the married couple. "Ii'm so hhappy for you guyss."
Schyroton: ((tru
Fellby: nods. "I'm so happy too, it just... feels right."
Muffet: "Thank you, Schyro!" she said, happily. "This feels...strange. Honestly. In a good way."
Fellby: is eating the cake as he speaks.
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Muffet: "There's something, deep down, in the baser parts of me, telling me that this isn't what I'm supposed to be doing." she sniffs. "It can shut the fuck up. Succubus or not, this is exactly where I'm supposed to be."
Fellby: "Damn right you are! Hah, and my dad said I'd never get married."
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Jäger Leyline: grabs a slice of cake
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She also does.[/color]
Fellby: "'Course he also said I'd flip burgers for the rest of my life."
: Yee haw
Schyroton: Iit's so wowonderful tto see you two happy annd togethther. Ii... oh my ggod you twwo are jjust so right ffor each othther.
Muffet: she smiles. "Who'd have ever thought it'd take somebody like cheri to make a succubus try to live a normal life."
Schyroton: Yyou two are lilike minnt and chchocolate. Yyou're a perffect match.
Fellby: "Now we gotta settle down and pump out another kid, and get a whitee picket fence."
Asmodeus : -He's taking pictures of anything that they may want to remwmber.-
Muffet: "And some ZANY prude neighbors, leading to WACKY HIJINKS!"
: Remember-8
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Always remember 8[/color]
: 8
Fellby: pops a bottle of champagne.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]grand\[/color]
Barchar: CK no we're in the middle of something
: Ma
: Fucks
: Sake
: Remember*
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Muffet: she looks at it wistfully
Fellby: "...Oh..."
Barchar: she goes over to Mettaton. I dunno if you read the logs, MV
MettatonSEX: -i didnt-
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Muffet: "It's fine, cheri. You're not supposed to avoid drinking it. Don't stop on my account."
MettatonSEX: Hello.
Fellby: fills up a champagne flute. "Anyone up for a toast?"
Jäger Leyline: hell yes
Barchar: Well, she is, as I recall, wearing a forest green blouse, a brown skirt, aaand some red pumps. "Hey, Mettaton. I picked this out mostly myself, though Gaster help. I was mostly firing blind, how's it look?"
MettatonSEX: You look amazing.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"No thank you, I can't."[/color]
Jäger Leyline: grabs a wine glass
Barchar: she also has some wine. Though for show more than anything else. "Oh, good. I was kind of worried."
Fellby: passes around the champagne, nodding to everyone. "That's fine. We've got sparkling grape juice for the people who can't have it. Here you go Ember."
MettatonSEX: You're fine, darling.
Ember: -She takes a flute of champagne. "Thanks dad."
Muffet: she takes some grape juice. "It won't get me drunk, but it'll make me look dignified."
Jäger Leyline: got merlot
Asmodeus : "I appreciate the offer, can't drink though."
Schyroton: ...Ii don't drdrink anyththing inn generall, but... -He holds up an empty glass.- Tto ththe now-maarried couple.
Fellby: raises his glass. "To us!"
Muffet: "To egotism, and our marriage! Mostly the latter. Is that joke insensitive, cheri? Insensitive to ourselves?"
Asmodeus : -He raises a hand, as if he were doing a toast, and carefully takes a few pictures after, while wveyone else is still doing it.-
Jäger Leyline: Congrats
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Fanta: is there, I fucking hate people
Fellby: takes a sip of his champagne. Ember does as well.
Vaati: Congratulations to you both.
Fanta: did the thing
Fellby: ((the hilarous thing about ember being made of fire is that alcohol is just fine for her
Fanta: "Congratulations"
Fellby: ((grape juice is not
Schyroton: ((lol
: Yee haw
Muffet: she drinks, smiling
Fellby: draws Muffet a little closer to himself.
Fanta: ((Hey how do u make the music
Fanta: ((I have musescore but it sucks and I can't figure out LMMS
Schyroton: [sub]...Iiiis ththere supposssed to be a spspeech?[/sub]
: ((MP3 to midi converter
Barchar: she also downs her glass. "...[sub]oh god that does not taste very good."[/sub]
Fellby: seems to be tasting his champagne, thoughtfully.
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi aNT[/color]
Alki: (( Hi ))
Schyroton: ((hi ant, theres a wedding
: ((Yee hi
Asmodeus : "Congratulations."
Alki: (( Oh shit whose? ))
Fellby: "Shall we have our first dance, my dear?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Fell and Muffet[/color]
Schyroton: looks around a bit nervously. He actually prepared a speech for this.
Fanta: is in a red dress, with Hywel, this is her designated fancy wear
Muffet: She nods, smiling
Barchar: she walks over to Schyro. "'Sup?"
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Alki: walks in
Schyroton: ...Ii prepared a spspeech for ththis annd Ii don't know whhen to do iit.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She still sticks with Asmo.[/color]
Alki: or maybe not because maybe it's not in the bar?
Hywel: -He's wearing a black suit.-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's not in the bar[/color]
Schyroton: ((its not in the bar
Fellby: leads Muffet to the floor, putting on a quiet and sweet song.
Asmodeus : -He takes pictures of stuff going on.-
Alki: doesn't walk in anywhere...for now
Fellby: wouldn't mind uninvited guests.
Ant: (( I have an approximate fuckton of papers related to college and it's stressing me out a little ))
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh no[/color]
Ant: ((brb
Schyroton: ((rip
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Jäger Leyline: Hey Hywel
Barchar: "Just ask next chance you get. I'm sure they'll let you."
Schyroton: A-aalright.
Hywel: "Hello."
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Jäger Leyline: Hows it going
Ant: (( k am back ))
Hywel: "Pretty good."
Muffet: she dances with him, smiling. Of all the things shes had to do here, this is definitely the most natural-feeling so far. Wedding shit is strange, but dancing? She knows how to dance.
Jäger Leyline: find a place yet?
Hywel: "Not yet, still looking."
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Fellby: swings slowly across the floor, smiling. "You know, I don't think we dance together that much."
Jäger Leyline: still got the money I gave you? Should be able to find a place easily with that.
Hywel: "Most of it was gone."
Jäger Leyline: what? what happened?
Hywel: "I don't know. Think someone stole it."
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Muffet: "We really don't. Whch is strange, considering how much I like to focus on making my motions flowing." she sighs. "It's really when I'm in my element. Well. When I'm in my non-sexual element."
Jäger Leyline: (that didnt happen)
Fanta: ((Getting cool soundfonts
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Fellby: "We really ought to dance together more, huh?"
Hywel: -Retcon that then.-
Hywel: "Yeah, I do, but I'm not gonna buy a super expensive house with stuff we don't need."
Muffet: "Absolutely."
Jäger Leyline: well yeah you want it to last
Fellby: smiles. "I'd love to do that."
Hywel: "yeah."
Fellby: "Maybe after we open all our gifts..."
Ant: (( I wish I could fuck with some files or something so I can launch Mirror's Edge through steam instead of broken ass origin. ))
Muffet: "Sounds good to me."
Ant: (( I had to restart my computer because it decided it just didn't file like doing it ))
Ant: (( *feel no file ))
Fellby: "And be congratulated by everyone, and... well."
Muffet: "Point is."
Muffet: "Later, we dance."
Fellby: nods, then bends down and kisses Muffet. "Come on, let's go see everyone else."
Schyroton: is kinda just. Waiting.
Fellby: conveniently walks over to him.
Asmodeus : -He was taking pictures, and some video of them dancing.-
Schyroton: Oh, uh, hhhey.
Muffet: she nods, wrapping two of her arms around his, and her tail around his leg
Alki: walks into the empty bar
Jäger Leyline: well good luck to yeah
Fellby: "You look like you've got something to say."
Schyroton: Um. W-wwwwas I susupposed to, um, dddo a spspeech?
Jäger Leyline: ya*
Grillby: ...
Jäger Leyline: hey Fellby
Fellby: "Well, no."
Muffet: "...If you want, sure. Get up o the stage, there's a microphone."
Fellby: "But you can say one anyway."
Schyroton: Oh....
Muffet: "Just, you know. Announce yourself."
Schyroton: ...A-aaaalriright.
Alki: awkwardly sits down on the couch
Schyroton: does something, steels himself, then relaxes. "I'm going to do it. I had this prepared for weeks, I don't want to leave without showing my utmost appreciation."
Fellby: "Alright, head on up."
Muffet: "That's fine, dearie. Good luck."
Schyroton: nods, going to the microphone and turning it on.
Schyroton: ...A-attention everyone, I'd like to give a little speech, to congratulate the bride and groom.
Fellby: smiles at Schyro, nodding.
Barchar: she looks over
Vaati: -He looks over, interested.-
Asmodeus : -He looks to Schyro, and gives a reassuring smile.-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She looks and listens.[/color]
Jäger Leyline: watches
Fellby: ((brb
Schyroton: ...I've known both Muffet and Fellby for seven, almost eight years now. Though I didn't talk to them much until recently, when I saw them together I always knew they were a good match. Their personalities meld together in such a way that it was obvious that they were right for each other, even through minimal observations. As I actually got to know them better, it became clearer. Two kind, passionate, caring people, together in this marriage... it's perfect. They're perfect for each other, and I both congratulate them, and wish them the best in their lives. T-thank you for listening, and let us celebrate their union.
Schyroton: turns the glitch thing back on.
Vaati: -He applauds first.-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She claps.[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Also, sorry for not really doing anything[/color]
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Schyroton: thats ok
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Fellby: ((and back
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Fellby: claps. 'Thank you, thank you, Schyro! Anyone else?"
Jäger Leyline: claps
Jäger Leyline: -would make a speech but rper is on mobile and a bit busy
Schyroton: smiles, stepping off stage.
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: yee haw
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Fellby: "Well, if that's it..."
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Fellby: "We can move onto gifts?"
Jäger Leyline: pulls out two small boxes
Jäger Leyline: got one for both you and Muffet
Fellby: takes his box, opening it.
Literally Satan: "You think it's wierd to watch a wedding from Hell?"
: "Shut up dad you're ruining the moment."
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Literally Satan: "Fine, guess there's some times you can't be Satan."
Fanta: http://imgur.com/a/p62ZM
Fanta: I think I'm done trying to make music
Fanta: I'm gonna get someone else to do it
Jäger Leyline: -its 5 cigars, a pack of damn high quality cigarettes, and silver necklace with a Ruby in the middle
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I can uh[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Sort of make music[/color]
Fellby: "Wow, thanks for that!"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I've improved kinda[/color]
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Fanta: Tri want a job?
Fellby: "All of this is gonna go to good use."
Fanta: It pays nothing
Jäger Leyline: Feeding your vices
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Sure[/color]
Fanta: But you get your name in the credits of the demo
Jäger Leyline: those Cigars are somethin special too
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Neat[/color]
Fellby: "Oh? Tell me more."
Muffet: she looks over there, smiling. There are slight tear marks, though it's clear that it's absolutely NOT tears of sadness
Fanta: Your hardest task will be deciphering the way I describe the songs
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Jäger Leyline: since you can burn something when you ingest it and release it through your flames, with these ciagrs you can make the room smell of their taste, Hickory, Mable, Classic, Summer, and Winter
Fellby: "Ooooh! Thank you, Jager. I really appreciate it - oh hang on, I gotta wipe my wife's tears."
Fellby: reaches for Muffet, wiping her tears. "Come on babe, you're messing up your makeup."
Jäger Leyline: holds a box out for Muffet,"got you a present too"
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Muffet: Sbe shakes her head. "Sorry, sorry." she looks to Jager. "And what's that?"
Jäger Leyline: -its a bottle of 60 year old red wine, a 'coupon' for BC, and a silver necklace with a diamond in it
Fellby: "Uh, Jager, there's a problem."
Muffet: "...I appreciate the last two, dearie, but..."
Schyroton: ...
Jäger Leyline: oh shit.....Well Ill have to get you something else
Muffet: "Believe it or not, I'm a teetotaller."
Fellby: "Hey, at least I can appreciate the wine."
Muffet: she puts the necklace on, though. "I shall not rest until my neck has more diamonds than your average mind."
Muffet: mine*
Fellby: puts on his necklace as well.
Jäger Leyline: Ill get ya something else. must have slipped my mind
Jäger Leyline: oh and Ember
Muffet: "It's fine. It's a fair assumption that I'd drink."
Jäger Leyline: holds out a box for her
Ember: "Hmm?"
Ember: -She takes it.-
Jäger Leyline: -it too is a silver necklace with an Emerald in it
Ember: "Oooh, thank you!" She puts it on.
Jäger Leyline: matching necklaces for the family
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Muffet: "Nice."
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Jäger Leyline: slips Muffet 2 grand
Muffet: she chuckles. "I'll accept this copout, gros morceau."
Vaati: -He pulls a medium-sized box from within his robes- I also have a gift for you, though mine is in only one containment.
Fellby: accepts Vaati's gift, and begins to open it.
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Jäger Leyline: just until I find a better gift
Muffet: "Don't worry, Vaati. We don't judge gifts based on number of containers."
Vaati: -In the box are two rings, made to interlock when pressed against one another, a hand-crocheted blanket with violet hearts, two red stones that seem to fit together, and a carved wooden heart with a spiderweb and flame pattern.-
Vaati: It may be somewhat odd, but this is all a traditional gift to the wed.
Fellby: "Oh, Muffet..."
Muffet: She nods at him. "Thank you, Vaati."
Fellby: puts on one of the rings.
Vaati: You are welcome. ...The kinstone pieces, the red patterned stones, to explain, are meant to be held together. When fused, they are a sign of good luck and happiness.
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Vaati: The rings are... meant for the tails of the wed, but in the absence of such, I had modified the unique interlocking rings to fit your fingers. I do hope you enjoy this.
Muffet: she puts on the other. She has plenty of places for rings
Jäger Leyline: (bread go to bed?)
Fellby: ((he might have
Fellby: extends his hand to Muffet.
Muffet: she takes it
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Vaati: -The rings fit together perfectly when the ends are matched. Upon them interlocking, a blue glow briefly surrounds the two.-
Fellby: "Whoa, this is cool!"
Vaati: That had been a casted spell, to ensure your best luck for at minimum five years.
Muffet: "Oooooh!"
Fanta: since they didn't stay for the afterparty I assume they're gone
Fellby: "Thank you, Vaati. This is a wonderful gift."
Hywel: -Prob.-
Vaati: Again, you are welcome. Please do fuse the kinstone pieces for the full experience of best luck.
Asmodeus : -He hasn't left, and has been taking pictures of anything he needs too. As he has been.-
Jäger Leyline: -rude Fanta
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Fellby: nods, picking up his half of the kinstone.
Fellby: ((fellby: i don't recall inviting you
Asmodeus : "..."
Muffet: she picks up hers as well, fitting them together
: ((Jasper brings spare sharks to punch
Vaati: -They fuse into a whole stone. It's glowing for about a minute before it stops, bringing good luck, prosperity, and probably a small pile of Rupees in their house when they get home.-
Jäger Leyline: will stick around but I gtg
Schyroton: ((k
Barchar: kk
Fellby: ((gotcha dude
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Vaati: Once more, congratulations to you two.
Fellby: nods. "Thank you again, Vaati."
: ((Chime
: ((You ruined it
Schyroton: ((laharl sh
: ((Like I was inhaling and I was fully ready to let my middle school-level thought process fly out
Barchar: (type four instead)
: ((Join the Kool Kidz Klub
Barchar: (and if someone aksed why you skipped three, tell them you're gaben)
Muffet: "Indeed. I appreciate it greatly."
🐺: ((half life 4 confirmed))
Gaster: "Ah, I got you something nice too."
Vaati: You are welcome. I do hope that you enjoy the gifts.
Gaster: -He presents two boxes. One for Fellby and one for Muffet.-
MettatonSEX: -He was taking care of the kiddos and gave his giftvto Muffet last night-
Muffet: "Oh, just so you know, Mettaton gave me something last night, cheri. I'll show you later."
Muffet: she takes her box. "Thank you, doctor."
DamnDude: [[ [url=https://www.myinstants.com/instant/gotcha-apollo-justice/]Gotcha![/url] ]]
Fellby: "Oooohhh."
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Fellby: opens his gift. Inside is a set of cast-iron, ceramic-coated pans. "Oh, wow..."
Literally Satan: "...Goddamn i'm bored."
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Gaster: "I figured that I'd give a more... practical gift."
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Muffet: she opens hers as well
Fellby: "Oh, this is [i]wonderful[/i]! I've been meaning to replace my own set for ages."
Azazel: "Is it too late to crash a wedding?"
Literally Satan: "It's never too late to crash a wedding."
Literally Satan: "I've even got gifts."
Gaster: -His gift to Muffet is a nice chiffon robe, and a small set of lipstick.-
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Horse: "Let's go"
Muffet: "Nice. Thank you."
Literally Satan: He just, looks at Horse.
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Literally Satan: "I'm fairly sure i'd be cool if I just went with Azazel."
Literally Satan: "But muffet would literally swear off Hell entirely if I dragged you down there."
Gaster: "No problem."
Horse: "Rude"
Azazel: "How about we have horse come in 10 minutes later"
Literally Satan: "Sorry, but you're creepy as fuck."
Literally Satan: "Yeah, Horse cna come to the after-afterparty."
Azazel: "[sub]As in 10 minutes after we left[/sub]"
Schyroton: presents a box.
Fellby: takes the box and opens it.
Literally Satan: "Yep."
Literally Satan: "C'mon, we're gonna reenact Wedding Ringers."
Azazel: "Wait that's a thing?"
Literally Satan: "Fuck if I know."
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: And steps into the location of the wedding, a giant gift box in hand.
Azazel: "Then what are we reenacting?"
: Gtg to bed, gn
Literally Satan: "Whats up cunts! Did I hear two sinners were getting married?"
Muffet: "You did!"
Fellby: "Well well, a visit from my father-in-law himself. Nice to see you, sir."
Literally Satan: "Well i'm bored as shit. Nice to meet you too."
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Literally Satan: He idly reaches back and grabs Azazel by the neck, dragging him in too.
Muffet: "That's fair. I've been to Hell. It's not an exciting place."
Muffet: "Oh, hi Azazel."
Fellby: "Hey Azazel."
Azazel: "Hey everyone"
🐺: ((is it ok to lave the ooc room now?))
Schyroton: Inside: five sets of film noirs, a pack of expensive cigarettes, and incense for Fellby, and silk hair ties, a beautiful set of six bracelets, and a beautiful dress for Muffet,
Schyroton: ...
Azazel: [[ ...Why were you in the OOC room ]]
Literally Satan: He just, hands over his box. "Sorry, had to come up with something on the fly, Luci stole the dresses I had."
Barchar: (I think so, really. Things are pretty winded down. Satan just came in so I don't think things are gonna stay super serious.)
🐺: ((i was told to be in the ooc to not interrupt the wedding))
Muffet: "Oh well. I'll live."
🐺: ((with my oocnes))
Fellby: ((dude no
Fellby: ((you could have been here
Barchar: (Yeah you really didn't have to do that at all)
Azazel: whispers to Satan, "Why did you drag me here, I don't have anything"
: ((Yaz kinda just sent all of us to the OOC room.
🐺: ((eh, i was gonna be ooc anyway))
Barchar: (Yaz was, iirc, basically the only one that agreed to do that)
🐺: ((also huh))
Literally Satan: He whispers back "Check the bottom of your bag, give her one of the sixteen spider-related items."
Schyroton: ...Um. Iiis ththis alriight?
Fellby: looks to Schyro. "Yes, yes, this is wonderful. I needed to restock on my incense".
: ((Tri did too IIRC
: Note.
Azazel: jumbles around his bag.
: The gift from Satan himself is just the severed head of a fucking goat.
🐺: ((tri went into the ooc room too))
Literally Satan: He's not too great with presents, demons like those right?
Barchar: (MBM: "Goddammit Satan, AGAIN?")
🐺: ((and so did laharl))
Fellby: opens satan's box and does his best to look appreciative. "Uuuuh, thanks. I can make a soup with it. Or something."
Azazel: is overtaken with spiders as he gets to the bottom of his bag.
Literally Satan: "..."
Schyroton: smiles. "Good. Iii was worrried, ththat you werenn't... goioing to liike it, sinnce I ssaw ththat you... alrready got ththe cigarettes..."
Schyroton: ...
Literally Satan: "You don't make soup with goat heads dude."
Schyroton: ...
Fellby: "Yes you can."
Literally Satan: "You're supposed to like, incinerate them to increase your demonic powers."
Fellby: "... Oh."
Azazel: "Close enough"
Azazel: says this, covered in spiders.
Muffet: she sighs
Muffet: "I appreciate the thought."
Literally Satan: "I guess it still works if you make it a little crispy." He idly pulls out a pocket lighter, flipping it in his hand, and lighting the spiders on fire.
Asmodeus : "...Fellby, Muffet? I apologize, but I'll have to give your gift at another date. It kinda required me to take pictures, first."
Muffet: "It's fine, Asmodeus."
Literally Satan: "Sorry muffet, can't have Azazel die from toxic spiders."
🐺: ((tfw going on myinstants and pushing a lot of buttons without letting any stop beforehand))
Azazel: has now been lit on fire.
Schyroton: ........
Azazel: "...What are you doing."
Fellby: "Oh, Asmo, don't worry about it - we've got a demon on fire."
Ember: "Dad, can I leave now?"
Schyroton: is sufficiently weirded out.
Literally Satan: "Oh quiet down it's not like it cna kill him. He's from hell."
Muffet: "Yes, we're rather good around fire."
Muffet: "...As you can imagine."
Literally Satan: Is too lazy to have an actual form. So he just looks like a dude in jeans and a white t-shirt, with horns.
Asmodeus : "Oh, hmm."
Barchar: I didn't even know he bothered with the horns
Azazel: takes out a candle and puts it to the side, while he's looking for a good spider item.
Fellby: thinks he could have at least put on a suit but he's not gonna mouth off to satan.
Asmodeus : "Oh,by the way, I have some nice pictures here..."
Literally Satan: You gotta have them horns, it's part of the job description.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Okay, back, sorry[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Really sorry[/color]
Asmodeus : -He goes over, with a bunch of Polaroid pictures.-
Muffet: "Oh, I'm not particularly offended with you killing spiders. So long as they're not me. And I'm not currently controling them."
Azazel: searches through his bag, while covered in spider corpses and flames.
Muffet: "Oh, and, er, yes, Ember. I think now is a fine time for you to take your leave."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She's been following Asmo, but she looks completely zoned out.[/color]
Schyroton: ...
Literally Satan: "Eh, alright." He reclines in a nearby chair. "Azazel how the fuck are you this stupid?"
Fellby: looks at the polaroids, his eyes lighting up. "Oh, Asmo, these are wonderful!"
Literally Satan: "Like, atleast clean the corpses off of you, you idiot."
Asmodeus : -He smiles.-
Azazel: "The spiders and the holy water are at the bottom of the bag."
: ((I'd like to point out the joke character that was originally just watching full house with Azazel
Asmodeus : "The problem with Polaroid are the quality, sorry for that. I have plenty I took with a digital camera, though."
: ((Is now canonically the goddamn father-in-law of Muffet.
: ((And Fellby
Muffet: "...Why would you keep holy water with you?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]What really[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wow[/color]
Barchar: (Muffet has made some very strange things happen)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Honestly, Satan and Azazel are amazing so[/color]
Azazel: "I keep a lot of weird things in my bag."
Literally Satan: "I suggest you leave them the water anyways."
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
🐺: ((CaU where jokes become serious things))
Literally Satan: "Cause they'll need something for the Horses in a while."
: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Actually, that hasn't happened that often before[/color]
Azazel: "I was gonna use the water to clean the corpses and the flames."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]IIRC[/color]
🐺: ((it's happened at least 3 times iirc))
Fellby: "Thanks for this Asmo."
Literally Satan: "...You're gonna just, dump Holy Water on yourself?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Name the other two, I don't remember[/color]
Azazel: "Yes"
Literally Satan: "I can think of so many fucking ways that can go wrong."
Literally Satan: "That should honestly kill you."
🐺: ((the others i think are ships))
Schyroton: ((cau, where one-off things become full-fledged characters
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh, that makes sense[/color]
🐺: ((like gaston))
Asmodeus : "You don't have to thank me, the money does hat enough.-
Asmodeus : -That was half joking.-
Azazel: "It's [i]special[/i] holy water"
Frism: *ahem*
Literally Satan: "The literal only reason it doesn't kill you in the basement runs."
Literally Satan: "Is because you've got flight."
Barchar: fuck, she was a joke at first
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I have not done a single joke character[/color]
Schyroton: ((schyro was meant to be there only for the arc
Azazel: "Unless you want me to clean myself in my own urine"
Muffet: "Special holy water would kill us MORE."
Literally Satan: "Dude just use Aquarius."
Barchar: I mean, not like, when I started rping her. But the concept.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Every single one of my characters was around for more than a month...I think[/color]
🐺: ((i don't think i've ever done a joke character))
Azazel: "But then I have to flop on the floor"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]wait, nevermind[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]technically 2 of them weren't[/color]
Schyroton: ((ive never done a joke character but
Asmodeus : "Anyways, I'll send you the pictures."
Fellby: laughs as the two chat, lighting up a cigarette from Schyro's gift.
Literally Satan: "I'm not reviving you if you die from your own holy water."
Schyroton: notices this and smiles.
Asmodeus : "Wait, I might need to take more. Did you want me at the after party?"
🐺: ((well, kidgue was orginally me bandwagoning onto the kiddening))
Fanta: returns to the smol children
Muffet: she steps away from Azazel slightly
Hywel: -As does he.-
Knots: Is alone in the bar, staring around and wondering where the hell everyone went.
Azazel: "Wait I have the perfect idea."
Colton: "Hey, mom. How'd the wedding go?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]...okay, make that 3 as I remember smol Papyrus[/color]
Hywel: "That was fun."
🐺: ((but uhhh, we know what happened to kidgue))
Fanta: "It was"
: "Last time you had the perfect idea we lost half of our Hitler squad."
Endling Asriel: "Did you have a good time?"
Fanta: "We did, what were you two up to?"
Literally Satan: "Like seriously we still haven't found Loli Hitler and Hidden Hitler."
Ember: -She heads over to the Gaster-blook household.-
Colton: "...Not much."
Azazel: he takes a mushroom out of his bag, goes back into the hell boid leaving the bag there, and starts a hell fight.
Muffet: "Hitler...squad?"
Literally Satan: "Yes, the hitler squad."
Literally Satan: "Task Force H."
Endling Asriel: "Not much..."
Muffet: "What the [i]fuck[/i] have you been doing since I left?"
: Hidden Hitler waves from the bottom of Azazel's bag.
Literally Satan: "THERE HE IS!" He dives down to grab the Hitler.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]ANYWAY[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Lily is at a table zoning out.[/color]
: HH grabs the teleport remote and uses it.
Asmodeus : "...Lily?"
Fellby: "Man, Muffet, you never told me hell was a riot like this!"
Literally Satan: "Motherfucker!"
Fanta: looks suspicious
Barchar: (>He dives down to grab the Hitler)
MettatonSEX: -He opens the door upon her arrival.- Hi Ember! Come in come in, we've got things all set up.
Fanta: two smol children saying they weren't doing anything
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Huh? Oh, hi. Sorry..."[/color]
Asmodeus : -He takes a seat.-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"What's up?"[/color]
Endling Asriel: "...We weren't."
Colton: they actually weren't doing anything
Schyroton: ...Iiis it alriright if Ii leave?
Fanta: "Suuuure"
Colton: "I'm making a song in my head."
Literally Satan: "...I need a better hitler squad." he mutters.
Endling Asriel: "There isn't anything to do, really..."
Fanta: rubs their heads
Colton: "About horses. and how bad horses are."
Muffet: she laughs
Literally Satan: "You guys know where I can find Grillby Hitler?"
Asmodeus : "Not much now."
Muffet: "Oh my god, that is the dumbest sentence I've heard in my life. I love it."
?: [hey it's me ur hitler]
Asmodeus : "Took all the pictures."
Muffet: "It almost makes me miss Hell."
Asmodeus : "And stuff."
Fellby: "Yeah, Scyro, go on ahead and leave."
Muffet: "...Almost. Not really."
Azazel: -ends up dying in the hell fight, and revives using the mushroom. He then returns through the hell boid. "Alright"
Literally Satan: "Hell is pretty fun when you're in charge of it."
Schyroton: nods, leaving.
: Fun fact
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Oh, good. This was really nice, but...I should've paid more attention. I dunno why, I'm just out of it today."[/color]
Ember: "Okay, good. Things got really weird near the end there."
: Those are supposed to be call Hell Voids
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I KNOW[/color]
: I just mispelled it and played it off like that's what it is
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Boid confused the fuck out of me[/color]
Asmodeus : "It's fine."
Barchar: OH
Barchar: OKAY
: High Priest Laharl [] is now Satan [Literally Satan].
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Then I realized it meant void[/color]
Azazel: "So what was I looking for."
MettatonSEX: Yeah, I figured. I figured Satan would crash it at some point, happens to every demon wedding.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]You ever feel like saying sorry after you said sorry and the other person says it's fine[/color]
Literally Satan: "Anyways, Azazel, your paycheck is in the Hitler wing."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]'Sorry' 'It's fine' 'Alright, sorry'[/color]
Barchar: >Hapens to every demon wedding
Barchar: How many have you fucking BEEN too
Literally Satan: Damn fucking right it does, Demon Dad crashes all his Demon Kid's weddings.
Schyroton: ((me
MettatonSEX: -5_
Y.V.: ((i wundr if i shud rp yung venuz. mayb mayb not))
?: [hey it's me ur hitler]
Ember: "Really?"
Azazel: "Wait we have a hitler wing?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yung Venuz wants moni[/color]
Asmodeus : -He leans on Lily.-
MettatonSEX: Yes.
Literally Satan: "You underestimate how many Hitlers there are."
Asmodeus : "It was fun to see them be happy."
Y.V.: ((hel ye i want moni))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She smiles. "I'm glad you enjoyed yourself."[/color]
Azazel: "...Do Hitlers get paid well?"
Literally Satan: "They get the entirety of Poland's paycheck combined."
Y.V.: ((moni n gunz))
Muffet: "...Is Sasha still mad about me accidentally cutting the end of her tail off?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Again, sorry I wasn't a part of it. But I'm fine if you are."[/color]
Azazel: "...So no"
Literally Satan: "Oh she never shut up about it."
Fanta: "That's a good idea for a song"
Literally Satan: "Ever."
Barchar: (we need the DEAD BODY LOOTIN' MUTANT SHOOTIN')
Colton: "Yeah."
?: [for fuck's sake satan, i'm trying to meme]
MettatonSEX: Anyway, Glamor's in his room, he has the games set up.
Asmodeus : "It's fine."
Colton: "Like a....PSA type thing."
Asmodeus : -He smiles.-
🐺: ((tri, who do you main in NT?
Literally Satan: [Listen i'm at a fucking wedding right now]
Ember: "Oh, sweet!" She runs upstairs.
Literally Satan: [Try ringing up my daughter, you seem young and she needs a playmate.]
?: [o okay, is your daughter dank]
Fellby: gets an idea. "Uh, Satan sir, quick question."
Literally Satan: "Yep?"
Literally Satan: He puts his phone away.
Fellby: "Can I get a picture with you?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I main, uh[/color]
Literally Satan: "..."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Well YV is pretty cool[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wait nvm Robot[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Robot and Crown of Curses[/color]
Literally Satan: "I...guess?"
🐺: ((no, robot and crown of guns man))
Muffet: "Cheri, you don't have to call him 'sir',"
🐺: ((THE GUNS))
Literally Satan: "I mean, I figured you'd rather have a selfie with God or something."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I enjoy the passive more[/color]
Fellby: "I mean, I might as well get a pic with my father in law."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I never use the active ever[/color]
Glamor: [font=glamor]Yooooooooooooo! Ember, hi, c'mon, let's play.[/font]
: ((How do you))
: ((Not use))
: ((The active))
🐺: ((if you don't use robot's active, you're playing robot wrong))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I don't press the space bar[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]SEE[/color]
Fanta: picks up smol number 1, smol number 2, and sits on the couch with both
Literally Satan: ((I get Crown of Guns, take all the 'extra' levels, and get Heavy Heart when I play robot
Literally Satan: ((All the food
Ember: "Sweet!" She takes off the little bolero she was wearing and throws it over a chair, flopping over.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I WOULDN'T KNOW BECAUSE I DON'T USE IT[/color]
Barchar: (AT ALL)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]No, I just don't use Robots[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]But for the most part I use Robot so[/color]
Literally Satan: He idly gets ready to pose for a very awkward picture.
🐺: ((if i could revoke your permission to play robot i would))
: (("I main crystal."))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Okay[/color]
🐺: s
Azazel: wonders if photobombing is a good idea or a a bad idea.
Literally Satan: ((I main Rebel
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Also, I never liked Strong Spirit, even before the nerf[/color]
Literally Satan: ((#Rebelsquad
: ((I can't play rebel))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rhino Skin > Strong Spirit, always[/color]
🐺: ((eh, strong spirit can save your life, but overall the nerf made it eh))
: ((Fuck, I hope rebel is the one I'm thinking))
Fellby: poses for an awkward selfie.
🐺: ((i'm wiht you on that, tri))
: ((I get rebel and rogue mixed up)$
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh cool[/color]
🐺: ((rebel is the bandit))
🐺: ((rogue is the IDPD))
Literally Satan: ((How to play Rebel: Throw all your HP into your squad and then hide behind them for meatshields
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"How much do you think you'll get from those pictures, and what will you use that money on?"[/color]
Literally Satan: Pic taken.
: ((I can't play either))
: ((Gg))
Barchar: (We need another female character based off an enemy type)
Literally Satan: Satan is giving Fellby bunny ears.
Barchar: (named Renegade)
Fellby: -Yeah, boi-
🐺: ((also, chicken is terrible ever since they changed her active to throwing))
Fellby: -He's making the sign of the horns in his picture-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I never cared for Chicken[/color]
🐺: ((the slow-mo was cool))
Literally Satan: "There, now you can tell your entire whorehouse you got a pic with the lord of darkness."
Fellby: "I'll have it framed."
Fanta: I have decided on the test fight
🐺: ((the best character is skeleton /s))
Literally Satan: ((No, the best character WAS skeleton
Muffet: "Let's see."
Literally Satan: ((You used to be able to get every single mutation using SKeleton
Muffet: "You've fucked a reaper. You have a picture with Satan/. You're married to a Succubus."
Literally Satan: ((And that fucking active could be used with the SPC
Muffet: "What's next?"
: ((Skeleton))
🐺: ((was that intentional?))
Fellby: "Uh, hm."
Literally Satan: "I know an angel that's the definition of Bara."
Fellby: "Oh boy, get me his number!"
: ((Skeleton kinda ruins your ultra mutations as melting))
Literally Satan: "Will do."
Muffet: "Angels are prudes, though."
Muffet: "Careful."
Fellby: "I can work around that."
🐺: (([s]what about frog[/s]))
: ((Frog doesn't count))
Muffet: she raises an eyebrow. "Okay, then."
Barchar: (Frog should get a slot)
Schyroton: ((brb
Literally Satan: He idly checks himself over using his phone's camera.
🐺: ((frog and skelly both have slots in nuclear throne together))
Fellby: ((why am i listening to this
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Unrelated but I'm beginning to realize I may be bipolar[/color]
🐺: ((oh))
Literally Satan: "I should probably ditch the goat hooves, they're hard to walk in."
Muffet: "Probably."
Literally Satan: ((If you're self-diagnosing bipolar
Fellby: ((https://archive.org/details/KmartFebruary1990
Literally Satan: ((THen theres a sizable chance you aren't bipolar
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Okay, I may not be bipolar then[/color]
Fellby: ((i'd ask a psychologist
🐺: ((i mean, yeah, self diagnosis' aren't always accurate))
Schyroton: ((back
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wb[/color]
Schyroton: ((self diagnoses can help a professional diagnose whether its accurate or not
Barchar: (But in general don't take self-disagnoses as actual diagnoses)
Barchar: (It's a dangerous road)
Literally Satan: http://prntscr.com/cil60h
Muffet: she sighs. "So, cheri, anything else before we move on?"
Fellby: "Mmmh, nothing I can think of."
Azazel: has gone bag diving again, not really knowing what he's looking for.
Muffet: "No extra gifts or anything?"
Literally Satan: "I mean, i've got a couple parts of hell I need to give out."
: 🐺 [🐺] disconnected.
Literally Satan: "You can have exactly three and a half inches of this cool upside-down cross i've got in my bathroom."
: ((Need to sleep))
: ((Gn))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Gn Bread[/color]
Schyroton: (gn bred
Fellby: "Nope."
: Sissy Long Legs walks out of the bag as Azazel does this.
Literally Satan: "..."
Muffet: "Wonderf-"
Muffet: "...Awwwww."
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
Fellby: "... Okay I'll take the tiny bit of hell, that sounds kind of cool, I'll rule over the hell bacteria."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Nevermind, I looked it up, and I'm pretty sure I'm not bipolar and that it was just a thought[/color]
Schyroton: ((hm
Literally Satan: "Sweet, you're now the owner of like."
Literally Satan: "Two acres in the backyard of some dead lady."
: Sissy Long Legs walks near Muffet, and another spider spawns underneath SLL.
Fellby: "... Okay, neat."
Muffet: "...Okay, then."
Fellby: "Whaaat do I do with it."
Barchar: (Satan: "Idfk you do you bby")
Vaati: -He left upon Satan's arrival.-
Literally Satan: "...Build a doghouse?"
Azazel: can't find the perfect spider item for some reason.
Literally Satan: "I can make Azazel give you the corpse of his dead cat."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip Daddy Longlegs[/color]
Fellby: "Sure."
Muffet: "...I'm fine with this one if you're still looking, Azazel."
: Smolapeño [Smolster] disconnected.
Muffet: "No. Ew. No."
: Smolapeño [Smolster] joined chat.
Gaster: -He's heading home.-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Also, what is the icon for Daddy Longlegs[/color]
Azazel: pops out of his bag. "Oh, alright"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I swear it looks like yarn[/color]
Fellby: "That's not needed."
Literally Satan: "Azazel, give Fellby the corpse of your cat."
Muffet: "If one of us dies, I'd rather we die with dignity than coming back a billion times."
Azazel: (( It's a spider sack ))
Literally Satan: "I don't care which one."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Ahh okay[/color]
Fellby: "No. Nononono."
Fellby: "I meant the doghouse, not the cat corpse."
Azazel: "What the hell Satan"
Schyroton: texts Fellby and Muffet. [just wanted to say congrats, again. 👏👏]
Literally Satan: "You're getting a cat corpse."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Anyway, Lily probably left with Asmo.[/color]
Fellby: looks down at his phone. [i'm getting a cat corpse]
Fellby: [apparently]
Schyroton: [what the shit]
Azazel: "There's 10 things I'm keeping in this bag. The cat corpse is one of them"
Literally Satan: "You have like, three different cat corpses."
Azazel: "Well... 3 of them, it's kinda in parts at this point"
Muffet: "Azazel."
Muffet: "do not give us a cat corpse."
Vaati: -he'd take the cat corpse-
Literally Satan: "I mean, i've got a dead cat myself."
Literally Satan: "His name is Dirt, he's awesome, digs holes."
Azazel: "But these are my dead cats"
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] joined chat.
Literally Satan: Owns a skeleton cat named Dirt, because he can.
Azazel: "And also I have to search for a few minutes to get all the parts."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Alright, gtg[/color]
Fellby: "Dude, let the man keep his cat corpses. They can't be that hard to come by."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Gn <3[/color]
Schyroton: ((gn tri
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Again, sorry for not doing much[/color]
Fellby: "I mean, there's a guy in our timeline with a yard full of cats."
: Lily [Lily] disconnected.
Literally Satan: "Fine, i'll go kill a wild bear and give you that corpse instead."
Jäger Leyline: -take it the wedding is over?
Fellby: "That's more like it. I hear bear stew's good."
Muffet: "Satan."
Fellby: -yeah-
Muffet: "No corpses."
Literally Satan: "..."
Fellby: -there's a visitor, his name is satan-
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Literally Satan: "I'll go through the hell timestream and get you your corpse."
Literally Satan: "I think you die in like, two to four centuries? MIght be a different fellby."
Azazel: whispers to Satan, "Also I think Kid Hitler died in a hell fight"
Literally Satan: He whips his head around.
Fellby: "... Uh."
Fellby: "No thank you."
Schyroton: left, now out of the tux. He's in the bar because he knows full well Glamor is going to be screaming.
Literally Satan: "Did he accidently hit the Americna Boy with his Japanese Book?"
Muffet: "Fire elementals don't even leave corpses."
Azazel: "Yes"
Azazel: "Also the American boy got pissed and threw paper bags with shit in them at the japanese boy"
Literally Satan: "Yeah, I think I read it in the hellpaper."
Schyroton: ((middle school au ww2
Literally Satan: "The Japanese Boy tried to throw paper airplanes back so the American Boy came to school with a gun."
Fellby: "No, baby. We leave little coal-like things behind."
Fellby: "And then that turns to dust."
Azazel: "Huh"
Literally Satan: "And then everyone was kinda pissed at the American boy."
Literally Satan: "And the Russian Boy's been kinda bullying them but then they stood up but they enevr actually got into a fight and it was all kinda wierd."
Azazel: "Yeah"
Literally Satan: "And everything was really uneasy."
Azazel: "How did you catch up on this, this was like 10 minutes ago"
Literally Satan: "Bitch i'm the owner of Hell I know all the new gossip."|
Schyroton: leaves the bar momentarily, stops home, gets his guitar, returns to bar, and idly practices a song.
Azazel: "And how the fuck did hell become so chaotic in 10 minutes"
Literally Satan: "By the way your girlfriend is sleeping with your secret evil twin."
Gaster: -He's in the bar too.-
Schyroton: Hhey.
Fellby: "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Gaster: "Hello."
Azazel: has no idea what is going on at this point"
Barchar: isn't in the bar
Barchar: she's stayin'
Literally Satan: "Y'know what."
Azazel: "I don't think so?
Literally Satan: "I'm gonna go home and listen to that one song that's in all the 8 year old youtube videos about Roblox."
Literally Satan: "And make Cs:Go videos with Unregistered Hypercam."
Azazel: "Does it involve a snowstorm?"
Fellby: "Alright, have fun with that Satan."
Muffet: "See you."
Schyroton: is practicing one of the five songs he's playingin October.
Literally Satan: "By the way, either of you know how to get your edgy daughter to stop throwing fireballs at you?"
Fellby: "See you at the awkward family barbecue that's bound to - uh, no? Ember doesn't really set things on fire."
Muffet: "Nope."
Literally Satan: "Alright."
Fellby: "Surprisingly enough."
Literally Satan: He trust-falls through a Hell-boid.
Fellby: "I mean, she stole my - oh bye"
Muffet: "...Anyway! I think we should get on the show."
Azazel: "Well, he's my ride, see ya"
Schyroton: ((i imagine the hell-boids are bird-shaped voids
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Azazel: grabs his bag, leaving the candle there and flies into the hell boid.
Muffet: she gets up on the stage, tapping the mic
Literally Satan: ((You have no idea
Literally Satan: ((How hard it was
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Azazel: also left SLL obviously.
Literally Satan: ((To not have Satan just crash it right from the start
Jäger Leyline: walks up to BC
Schyroton: ((i was just waiting for it tbh
Fellby: ((me too
Fellby: "... So that was a thing!"
Literally Satan: ((I wanted to atleast wait for the actual serious shit to die down before I sent in Satan
Barchar: she looks up at Jager
Barchar: (Satan heralds the ending of the serious times and the beginning of the fun times)
Jäger Leyline: ...youre short
Barchar: "Yes."
Barchar: "I am."
Literally Satan: ((Satan is the 'yeah, he's uh...canon.' character
Barchar: she's a couple inches taller with the pumps. But, still short.
Schyroton: ((how tall even is bc
Literally Satan: ((Technically fits into regular plot but absolutely ruins any chance of regular plot
Fellby: sits on his chair like the jarls in skyrim sit on their thrones.
Jäger Leyline: Just weird that you have look up at me
Barchar: ...resonably short?
Literally Satan: QUICK
Literally Satan: DD
Schyroton: ((ah
: Outside the building, there's a faint, "[sub]What did I just watch?[/sub]"
Barchar: "You're tall."
Azazel: What
Literally Satan: FUCK I'LL DO IT MSELF
Literally Satan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPwFuCL33I8
Jäger Leyline: yeah true
Muffet: she waits for the talking to die down a bit
Schyroton: finishes that one song he didn't get the name of.
Jäger Leyline: watches muffet
: [sub]"That made sense for the first hour, but did Satan just crash the wedding?"[/sub]
Muffet: "Weeell, this was fun. Mingling. Talking. Being clothed. Fun stuff. But, I think we all know what we're here for. So...." she smiles. "Find somebody. Enjoy yourselves. Leave now, if you fear."
Literally Satan: "...Did those motherfuckers wait until AFTER I left to start the orgy?"
Vaati: -He warped back in after changing to something more casual, but still nice enough for a party.-
Fellby: -He hops on stage next to Muffet. "Yeah, baby, let's party!" And with that, he unbuttons his shirt.
: "[sub]Guess I can't get in my last word of congrats before they go at it.[/sub]" He jumps from the trees back to the anydoor.
: "[sub]Guess I'll just text 'em later[/sub]"
Literally Satan: http://prntscr.com/cjn7y6 Lets play this game again
Barchar: (You may now use the image CK-fuck he's not here)
Vaati: -Cue clawing clothes off to reveal BDSM gear and cue the dominant fucklord.-
Azazel: (( None of those are mine, but I told Laharl to look up the first one I believe ))
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Literally Satan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOzM4ClFG1o
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Schyroton: puts the guitar in its case, leaning it carefully against a wall.
: Fellby [Fellby] is now Gaster [Gaster].
Colton: he's looking interested at Schyroton
Knots: Has actually kinda, spaced out. She's at a bar table, holding her head in her hands.
Gaster: "That was wonderful, my dear."
Knots: She's so spaced out she's forgetting to keep her invisibility up.
Schyroton: Ththank-- did yyou just.
Gaster: "... I did just, sorry."
Schyroton: Iit's alriight. Old hhabits die hahard.
Schyroton: notices Colton. "...Hhello."
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Colton: "Hi."
Schyroton: ...Um. Hhow long wewere you thhere?
Colton: "The whole time?"
Schyroton: Oh.
Schyroton: S-ssorry, I didnn't notiiice you.
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Literally Satan: Guys wanna know what is a word
Gaster: "Well that was an interesting wedding."
Schyroton: Yyeah.
Literally Satan: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Schyroton: ((ah yes
Colton: "IT's alright."
Schyroton: ((the lung disease caused by volcanic ash.
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Schyroton: ...Iii didnn't screw up ththere did Ii?
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Gaster: "Not at all."
Schyroton: Aalright.
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Schyroton: ...Iii was jujust... reallly nervovous the whhole time.
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Gaster: "I think you did rather well."
Schyroton: Thththanks, Gaster.
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Colton: "I wasn't there, but. You probably did good?"
Literally Satan: Fun fact
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Literally Satan: Watsky has sworn off going to Dublin because he tried to do a crowd surf there
Literally Satan: And the crowd didn't catch him, and he had to go to a hospital.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i just realized i need unstable ingots for the portal to the deep dark))
CryingEevee OOC: ((so first i should get an angel ring i suppose))
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Schyroton: Ththanks...
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, and that requires a nether star... great))
Schyroton: ...Um. Hhhhahave we met?
Colton: "I dunno. I'm Colton."
Schyroton: Ii'm Schyro.
Schyroton: Sssorry if we met annd I forgott.
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Fanta: is changing out of her stuff
Schyroton: O-othhherwise, it's nnice to meet yyou.
Jäger Leyline: chilling at the bar I guess
Fellby: -You sure dude-
Fellby: -Come have fun with us, loverboy~-
Barchar: well, he may be bailing, but she's not
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Jäger Leyline: -is with Fellby
Barchar: guess he's not bailing then
Jäger Leyline: -thiught evry1 went to the bar
Muffet: oooh no
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Muffet: come on, this is a marriage of a whore and a succubus. How ELSE could it possibly end
Jäger Leyline: is definetly.with them then
Literally Satan: "Y'know what."
Jäger Leyline: -oh did Vaati join?
Literally Satan: "Since those fuckers started the orgy AFTER I left."
Literally Satan: "I'm gonna send Horse over there."
Vaati: -hell yeah-
Fanta: emerges from the bar shower and sits in the main room
Schyroton: Hhi.
Literally Satan: "HORSE! Wanna go ruin an after-party orgy?"
Horse: "Hell yes"
Literally Satan: "Good."
Literally Satan: "I'm giving you leave to do whatever the fuck you want."
Fellby: -oh fuck-
Jäger Leyline: (gtg
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Schyroton: ((cya
Literally Satan: "Actually."
Colton: a shiver runs down his spine. "I feel like something bad is happening."
Literally Satan: "Assume a Human form, and put on oen of the hyper-realistic horsehead masks."
Literally Satan: "You can keep the horse cock."
Schyroton: ...Iii hope nnot.
Horse: Bojack Horseman on the scene
Knots: She's back to being invisible.
Colton: "I don't know what but something."
Horse: There is now bojack horsecock at the after party
Fanta: "I'm sure it's fine"
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Miyu: [Shoe help a 9 year old girl is hugging me and she's too much like Lacey]
Vaati: -He likely ends up stepping on the horsecock at some point, ngl-
Jäger Leyline: is going to try to hook up witg Vaati. if the opporunity arises
Shoe: [Is she lacey?]
Barchar: -she samples the fineries. Conclusion: sex is fun at basically all times-
Jäger Leyline: (gone now
Vaati: -He brought the leather heels, he's not subbing tonight.-
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Miyu: [Basically lacey without the cuts and the draggo.]
Horse: The horse will dom all of you
Fellby: -Mh mh mh.-
Barchar: -Also, high heels on your back feel weird when you don't feel pain-
Shoe: [Then you have my permission to stab her]
Miyu: [Jay will literally murder me.]
Vaati: -He fights for dominance. As in he'll rip your guts out.-
Miyu: [And then i'd feel guilty when I got revived.]
Barchar: -She debates turning it on for it. A debate which the 'on' side wins. It now feels equally as weird but also good. She can put that on her list of 'surprisingly effective fetishes'.-
Shoe: [Do it anyway]
CryingEevee OOC: ((>epic tier lootbag: only has one iron horse armor in it))
Miyu: [I'm not stabbing a nine year old girl]
Vaati: -He's dominating everyone there except the newlyweds themselves unless they wish.-
Fellby: -He'll do both.-
Muffet: - It takes willpower not to just venom everybody but she's enjoying herself anyways-
Horse: The horse ejaculates spiders
Horse: Not even spiderhorses just straight up tarantulas
Vaati: -He sets the horse cock on fire.-
Literally Satan: http://prntscr.com/cjnfv2
Muffet: She bites the metaphorical bullet and tosses the Holy water on him
Muffet: holding it delicately
Horse: The horse bursts into flames
Fellby: "... Back to the action?"
Barchar: gives a thumbs-up from the bottom of a dogpile
Fellby: "Alright, Vaati, get that sweet ass over here!"
Vaati: Only because you requested such.
Gaster: sighs and gets a drink.
Schyroton: spaced out.
CryingEevee OOC: ((welp, time to fight the with and probably lose!))
CryingEevee OOC: ((*wither))
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: (("The point is: Miyu is savage."
Fanta: puts Colton in her lap, she's extra floofy tonight
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Colton: "Why's your hair all poofy?"
Fanta: "Because I just got out of the shower"
Fanta: "Doesn't your do that?"
Literally Satan: "Can I collect your hair as a satanic offering?"
Fanta: "What do I get"
Colton: "...Uhhmm..."
Literally Satan: "Automatic entrance to hell and your choice of what kinda demon you get to be."
Gaster: "Oh, you again?"
Literally Satan: "I just need a goat fur pillow."
CryingEevee OOC: ((great, now the wither is just flying off killing thinggs))
Schyroton: snaps back to reality.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i hate things that can fly (when [i]i[/i] can't fly, that it)))
Fanta: "Sounds cool"
Muffet: she grabs Barchar's arm. [sub]"полис"[/sub] she whispers
Barchar: blinks, before smiling as Muffet drags her off
Roses: She snaps to attention
Colton: "...Im confused."
Schyroton: Ssatan.
Colton: "What."
Literally Satan: He just, takes some shears and takes a small layer of floof.
Literally Satan: He leaves enough that she isn't bald, and leaves with a bag of fur.
Fanta: waves as he leaves
Knots: <...>
Schyroton: Hhe's just Satann, iit's just... strrange.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i can't kill the wither. 1. because it keeps flying out of my range. 2. because the only ranged weapon i have is a bow and that DOES NO DAMAGE))
Gaster: "He's just this... guy, you know?"
Colton: "Just. Satan."
: ((Enchant it then
: ((Become Satan
Literally Satan: [Which one of you gave my dad goat fur]
Gaster: [fanta]
Schyroton: Yyeah.
Fanta: [Hi]
Literally Satan: [He's currently conning a succubus into giving him her hair to add more soft stuff to the pillow]
Literally Satan: [Do you have any idea what you've done you've kicked off the process of making a pillow out of the softest materials in hell]
Fanta: [Wait do I get to choose what demon I become when I die or any time]
Azazel: [I'm keeping the little hair I have]
Literally Satan: [Any time]
Fanta: [Sweet]
Horse: [Horse is an option]
Fanta: [No]
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't like using them because they're op but i'm going to make a shuriken out of obsidian and put as much quartz on it as i can))
Azazel: [Go back to your orgy]
Literally Satan: [An orgy?]
Literally Satan: [Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww]
Horse: [I grew another head and hands to send this text]
Literally Satan: [im turning off the phone that's gross]
Schyroton: has soft hair but there is no way in or out of hell that satan will get any.
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh wait. i don't have a tool forge))
Gaster: [my kids better not be in this chat]
Fanta: ((The complaints on my scp have gone from 'Too vague and pointless' to 'really expensive to contain' which I consider a plus
Corsiva: -She siletnly leaves the group chat-
Fanta: ((I edited it
Fanta: ((And now it's better
Fanta: ((http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-1874246/first-shot-here-goes-nothing
CryingEevee OOC: ((how come the wither can hit these blazes no problem but the blazes can't get a SINGLE HIT OFF ON THW WITHER))
Ed: [Can we have the chat just be the enjoyable people from the party again]
Miyu: [I don't even know who invited me to this]
CryingEevee OOC: ((AND the wither REGENS HEALTH))
Ed: [There we go]
Ed: [I feel like some idiot just added everyone they could find in a phone book to this chat]
??: [who the fuck are you guys]
Shoe: [Who is this ShoeonHead fucker]
Shoe: [Who the hell does she think she is]
??: [i'm just trying to make a souffle damn it]
Miyu: [I'm not even in the phone book my number is literally 318-SHOE-GOD]
???: [I'm firing whoever gave out my number]
Ichimatsu: [*a picture of a cat*]
Ichimatsu: [he's nice]
Ed: [Okay that's it]
Ed: [Someone make a new group chat that doesn't have every chump a person could possibly find]
Ichimatsu: [k bye]
Fanta: pets colton as her floof slowly grows back
Eon: [so everyone but you]
Fanta: that took about
Fanta: 10 minutes
Eon: [got it]
CryingEevee OOC: ((i lost the zivicio essence he dropped but got everything else))
Thanatos: [get fucked son]
Ed: [Oh great, an ignorant fool who needs to make a witty response after saying literally nothing here]
Ed: [I love dealing with people like you]
FFrisk: [Language, Thanatos.]
FFrisk: [Can you all stop showing such rude behavior?]
Thanatos: [oay]
Eon: [look man i got bored and saw 5000 messages]
Fanta: [So what's my demon options]
Literally Satan: [idfk open a dictionary]
Fanta: [K]
Fanta: "Colton bring the dictionary"
Schyroton: ...
Gaster: "God I dont wanna look at my phone."
Colton: "Okay?"
Ed: [*sends a tidus laughing gif* It's almost like after me saying one thing you retreated like a dog.]
[L]: [color=red][I'm hijacking the phone to tell you all you're idiots.][/color]
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Colton: do you really think there's gonna be like a list of demons in a dictionary
[L]: [color=red][I'm going to give Avanne control of their fingers back now.][/color]
: -I wants control-
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Fanta: looks through the list of demons in the dictionary
Literally Satan: anon [ [url=http://t11.deviantart.net/irq0r9TFJdKCieLCtXdjbw4WqTM=/fit-in/700x350/filters:fixed_height(100,100):origin()/pre08/1527/th/pre/i/2013/015/7/f/nec_waiting_by_yilx-d5rl853.jpg]They just send a picture[/url] ]
Literally Satan: SHIT
Ed: [Wow, I didn't even need to say anything that time]
Blake: [I would like to establish that L's previous message was unbusinesslike and I do not approve]
Thanatos: [okay but this was our group chat in the first place]
Compiler: [It's true.]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Eon: [which one of you made this]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Compiler: [As long as i have your attention check this out]
Compiler: [*it's a picture of an elder scroll*]
Compiler: [neat huh]
Muffet: she finishes up with her. "Alright, dearie. You're just going to follow aaany orders you get." she looks over at vaati, pushing her over. "Here, dearie. Total sub."
FFrisk: [Well i'm blind now.]
X: She hasn't spoken in like, two weeks
FFrisk: [Hessyst is typing for me until my vision recovers from witnessing an Elder Scroll]
Compiler: [Apologies.]
Vaati: Oh yes.
Lucy: [font=lucida bright][why are you like this][/font]
Fanta: [Fuck it, just gimme whatever Muffet's got idc]
Blonde: [Dude it's just a picture, chill]
Ed: -puts the phone away-
Fanta: [Hywel'll be into it]
Barchar: Fanta gon b a succubus
Fanta: wants that stuff
Fellby: "Heeey, babe, hand me over to him next!"
Fanta: ((Satan has become an intricate part of cau lore
Balrog: [color=#4a331b]"Come on, quit wastin' my time"[/color]
Muffet: she winks at him, finger gunning
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Ed: "I'm on it, don't get your short shorts in a jamble"
Barchar: (So are we just gonna make fanta a succubus now. Are you okay with this commitment slarvath. )
Fanta: ((I made her a vampire before
Vaati: ..Wait a second.
Balrog: [color=#4a331b]"'Hell did ya say?"[/color]
Fanta: ((Why the fuck not
Barchar: (Okay then)
Ed: "Nothin' Let's just get moving"
Muffet: "Hm?"
Vaati: Normally women do not have this effect on me.
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok so thankfully the wither dropped a division sigil))
CryingEevee OOC: ((so i won't need to go looking around the nether for one))
Muffet: "Oh, right, shit. Nevermind! Toss her to somebody else. Cheri, c'mere. C
Vaati: Apologies.
Fellby: "Helll yeah!"
Barchar: (How many mods are you playing I'm so confused)
CryingEevee OOC: ((a bunch))
Muffet: succubus perks include: neat wings and tail, fangs (complete with mind control venom which dispenses on contact with skin), and lookin' hot af
CryingEevee OOC: ((i can link the pack if you want))
Fanta: tail, check, hot af, check, fangs, check but no mind control shit
Literally Satan: They also come with a spontaneous habit of initiating convos with Satan
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Fanta: so a win win
Muffet: wings too! You get wings
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Fanta: [Sign me up]
Muffet: it also comes with a desire to fuck everyone you meet so have fun trying to stay with hywel. Good luck.
Gaster: "Soooo, schyro... do you wanna play cards or something?"
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Literally Satan: [Just go die somewhere.]
Schyroton: ...Ii have no ideeea how to plplay cards at all.
Literally Satan: [And you'll get your new spot I guess]
Gaster: "I'll teach you to play go fish I guess, that's easy."
Azazel: [Hell fights are a good option]
Azazel: [I think someone snapped a horse's neck]
Schyroton: ...Whhat ththe hell does thhat have to do wiwith cards.
CryingEevee OOC: ((aaaand i forgot to put the redstone circle around the enchanting table))
Azazel: [And we killed a few children[
Azazel: [Fun times]
Gaster: "It's a card game."
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i'mma just casually set time to sunset so i don't have to wait as long))
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Gaster: "Hey Grillby, get over here and help me teach Schyro."
Fanta: [I'll die eventually]
Fanta: [Too tired for that right now]
Azazel: [We could bring hell fight to you]
Muffet: after a few seconds, she tosses vaati a venom'd Fellby instead
Fellby: "Heeeeey~ <3"
Vaati: -Cue the hardcore domination sex.-
Fanta: [I'm sure the horses will kill me eventually]
Vaati: Now, this is what I will truly enjoy.
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: ((Sex with another man on your wedding day
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: (( 👌👌
Literally Satan: http://prntscr.com/cjnpg0
Literally Satan: HELP
Literally Satan: THIS FUCKING
Literally Satan: WOW
Literally Satan: I mean, it might just be that their language isn't English
Literally Satan: But still
Schyroton: ((ventriloquism
Gaster: ((i'm now thinking of the ventriloquist bit from kung pow
Muffet: they're Whores. This is normal.
CryingEevee OOC: ((and so i have powered my division sigil))
Barchar: (I mean, if they controlled others SPEECH it'd be ventriloquism but)
Literally Satan: Someone remind me
Literally Satan: What days are PMD on again
Literally Satan: Tuesdays and Thursdays?
Gaster: ((ye
Muffet: they'll have plenty of time to bang each other on the honeymoon
Barchar: (yup)
Literally Satan: The Hellymoon you mean
Fellby: -No they're going to france-
Literally Satan: Same thing
Fellby: -Gonna eat some snails man-
MettatonSEX: -bitch u wot-
Schyroton: zoned out and has idly begun whirring.
Literally Satan: Guys I just realized
Literally Satan: Snail racing could be called
Literally Satan: Escar[i]go[/i]
Schyroton: ((FUCK
Schyroton: ((thats good
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Muffet: nah jk
Literally Satan: Quick
Literally Satan: it's time for cool superpower discussion
Barchar: Okay
Literally Satan: A person that's capable of turning non-living objects 'animate'
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Zero VIII: is ready for the discourse
Literally Satan: As in, chairs will suddenly start walking around, etc
Literally Satan: And uses that in combat to win.
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Gaster: looks up at the TV.
: ((Oh hey I'm talking to Raven now
Pleinair: "..."
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Schyroton: ((the ability to turn your thoughts into reality would be cool
Gaster: ((i believe that's called reality warping
Schyroton: ((then again, knowing me, i woukd abuse that power
Zero VIII: ((Being god would be cool, yeah
Jäger Leyline: (is it not showing if Im gone?
Schyroton: ((fuck shit youre right
Gaster: ((also, consider: creatively applied psychic ablilities
Gaster: ((if your mind affects matter
Gaster: ((what's to stop you from slowing or speeding the vibration of molecules
Literally Satan: ((Imagine if you had Alyss' gimick
Schyroton: ((what's to stop you from actually creating absolute zero
Literally Satan: ((Except you could control it
Schyroton: ((...laharl id abuse that
Zero VIII: ((You can give people ironic curses
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Literally Satan: ((Curse them, but only ironically
Gaster: ((also consider: psychic abilities applied in combat that isn't just throwing people around
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Schyroton: ((id abuse all of these powers
Zero VIII: ((Like
Gaster: ((you could rip someone apart from the inside
Zero VIII: ((You find a baseball player that you hate
Schyroton: ((slowing the vibration of someones blood so it freezes
Zero VIII: ((Make his balls get hit 9 times a day by things
Gaster: ((explode their stomach
Literally Satan: ((Imagine the power of Cancellation
Zero VIII: ((Ok I just one shotted monstro
Literally Satan: ((All they can do is just, stop things
Gaster: ((force their brain down into their neck
Schyroton: ((stop a heart
Literally Satan: ((Like, if someone is swinging at you, you can 'stop' that action
Gaster: ((there's a lot you can do if you put your mind to it
Literally Satan: ((Stop a heart, stop mental mind processes
Literally Satan: ((Stop a 300 MPH Bullet
Literally Satan: ((In midair
Schyroton: ((stop a car
Literally Satan: ((Stop your own emotions so as to not feel Anger and shit
Literally Satan: ((Stop the fucking rotation of the earth
Literally Satan: ((Stop time
Literally Satan: ((And then you realize
Literally Satan: ((it's time to stop
Schyroton: ((for a more mundane use stop a ship you dont like
CryingEevee OOC: ((ugh. now i gotta try to replace m items))
Schyroton: ((rip
CryingEevee OOC: ((and i can't remember most of what i had))
Schyroton: ((riiip
Literally Satan: The power of having complete control of your voice
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Literally Satan: DOesn't sound that great until you realize you can scream at the exact frequency to stop function in the brain
Zero VIII: Oh that'd be fuckin great
: x)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't think i had all my valuables on me, but what i did have was important, the nether star my t-construct tools, and my division sigil))
Literally Satan: ((Floramancy, control over flowers
Literally Satan: ((Not plants, specifically flowers
Schyroton: ((i already have the ability to speak like princess peach while being a tenor/baritone in singing
Colton: he actually has that
Literally Satan: ((And by that I mean you can turn mundane sunflowers into hardened spikes of flowery pain
Schyroton: ((HOWDY
Colton: though he wouldn't want to do THAT
Schyroton: ((IM FLOWEY
Literally Satan: ((HOWDY
Literally Satan: ((I'M HOWDY
Colton: the voice shit not the plant shit
Literally Satan: ((HOWDY THE HOWDY
Gaster: ((DLOWQY
CryingEevee OOC: ((remember that manipulation of bones power a character of mine from elementary had?))
: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/196833750636560385/212435058307366912/Amber_by_Kibbles_Bits.png]Amber[/url]: she's got the plant shit
Literally Satan: ((The power of Respect
Literally Satan: ((People automatically respect you, completely
Literally Satan: ((They'll follow orders like you're their superior
Schyroton: ((wish i had that power :,)
Literally Satan: ((You're effectively automatically put on a pedestal
Barchar: (The ability to absorb heat from the surrounding area. And also the ability to expel it)
Zero VIII: ((I wonder what happens if I get 100 on base ment
Barchar: (Basically, you can make a person or place as hot or cold as you want)
Literally Satan: ((Hey Flame
Schyroton: ((metalbending the iron in blood.
Literally Satan: ((You do realize what you're describing right
Barchar: (I think I did that once)
Barchar: (And what)
Literally Satan: (( [url=http://orig10.deviantart.net/e78a/f/2011/364/5/a/shadow_the_hedgehog_chaos_blast_by_shadownro01-d4kqvqw.png]CHAOS BLAST![/url]
Gaster: (('cause you're HOT AND YOU'RE COLD
Gaster: ((you're YES AND YOU'RE NO
Barchar: (Wait what? )
Barchar: (I thought chaos blast was just)
Literally Satan: ((In the game Shadow literally absorbs all heat in the surrounding area
Literally Satan: ((ANd fires it out at everyone
Zero VIII: ((You cause the heat death of places near you
Barchar: (...but...it doesn't do anything cool that that should do)
Literally Satan: ((You mean Entropy
[L]: [color=red]She's got the ability to kinda steal everyone else's abilities.[/color]
Schyroton: ((the ability to pissbend. thats a fairly gross power but ripping someones bladder apart would be satisfying
Barchar: (I was actually basing it off cirno. Who basically has that ability. And has no clue how to use it to rek everyone so she just does boring shit)
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Blake: he's strong. And can make guns. S about it
[L]: [color=red]She likes to keep Avanne's hat in between transformations so she can pull Blake and Halla's guns[/color]
Blake: he also has the amazing ability to sound nothing like he looks
Zero VIII: Just one shotted krampus
CryingEevee OOC: ((i thought chaos blast was a burst of chaos energy))
Literally Satan: I'm gonna try Eden again
Avanne: -They're magic. They're also pretty damn sturdy.-
Gaster: ((... i just realized if i bought a bunch of double colorless energy, i could build a double mega gardevoir deck
Literally Satan: ((Anti Gravity
Literally Satan: ((Sticky babies
CryingEevee OOC: ((so, since i'm also playing minecraft at the same time i haven't been paying attention, but what've we've been talking about? super powers?))
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Literally Satan: ((Two soul hearts as HP
Literally Satan: ((And a Yum Heart in the item room
Gaster: ((idk but it's relatable
Schyroton: ((yep
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Zero VIII: This run is insanity
CryingEevee OOC: ((i just realized i don't have any background noise on))
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CryingEevee OOC: (("if you like dogs you prefer sort of, friendship, and companionship, and having someone who's there for you, a buddy who's a little bit dumb but is there for you. and if you like cats than you're a fan of abusive relationships"-nerdcubed))
Miyu: How'd you know
Barchar: (love you Dan <3 ^)
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Barchar: (Dunno where that carat came from but okay)
CryingEevee OOC: ((ohhh daniel hardcastle. he's a quite a good youtuber, my favorite in fact))
Schyroton: has kinda just been sitting there, whirring softly as he stares into space.
: ((Miyu: Excuse me?
Gaster: gets up and sits next to Schyro.
Colton: has been writing the song in his head
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Fanta: has been idly pet
Schyroton: has been thinking of his upcoming performance.
Barchar: has been dreamily getting tossed around the room. She's enjoying herself.
Schyroton: is really out of it.
Gaster: "Hey, Schyro?"
: ((Barchar gets thrown into the stove
Ember: -she's been playing video games all night-
Schyroton: Waiit whwhat?
: (("What a nice tan"
Gaster: "You've been out of it."
Schyroton: Oh.. ssorry.
: ((Barchar comes out with peeling skin
: (("By Winter I will have gorgeous skin"
Barchar: ("Fuck, this is gonna take like three hours to shapeshift back. Dammit.")
: ((Huh now I suddenly have a character idea
Gaster: "It's fine."
Fanta: ((Basement XXXII
Schyroton: ...Hhow long hahave you beennn next to me?
Fanta: ((GUYS
Fanta: ((I USED
Fanta: ((BASE MENT
Barchar: eventually, she gathers up her clothes. "IMMMONNA GO HOME!" she said, getting dressed again
Muffet: "Dearie is that a good id-"
Barchar: "BYYEEEE" Aaand she's gone
Literally Satan: ((What's Dark Room
Barchar: (After sheol)
Fanta: ((The final final boss
Barchar: (Shittier chest)
Gaster: "Not too long."
Fanta: ((http://imgur.com/a/pTvHR
Schyroton: Oh. ...Wwas I out of iit for a lolong tiime?
Fellby: "... Welp, that's a shame."
Fellby: "Come here, Muffet."
Muffet: "Sure thing!"
Fellby: "You promised me milk and I'm gonna get some."
Gaster: "Kiiind of?"
Schyroton: Dammiit.
Muffet: "Well then!"
Barchar: she eventually stumbles in, having to grab the doorframe to stay upright. Mostly because of the pumps. "Barchaaaar!" she said, raising a fist
Schyroton: ...
Gaster: "Well, hello there!"
Schyroton: Aare you okayy?
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Barchar: "I'm fine!" she said, giving a thumbs up.
Schyroton: ...Aalright.
Barchar: she stands up right, gaining her balance.
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Gaster: "I presume you had some fun."
Barchar: Schyro and Gaster can pretty clearly see that her eyes are different. "Yeah! Muff' did the thing."
Schyroton: .
Schyroton: ...
Gaster: "... You're still under the influence."
Schyroton: Ii don't wannt to knknow what ththing.
Schyroton: Yyour eyes. Aare ththey alriight?
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Barchar: "Yeah? I'll be fine. You know, so long as nobody tells me to do anything. That I don't wanna do." she shrugs
Barchar: "But like I'm probably about to pass out? So I'll be fine."
Literally Satan: Ankh?
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Gaster: "Well, come sit down."
Gaster: "... Sorry."
Schyroton: ...
Schyroton: Oh.
Schyroton: Ohh.
Schyroton: Oh ththat's.
Schyroton: Wow.
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Literally Satan: ...Does Technology override brimstone
Literally Satan: Shit
Barchar: she shrugs sitting down. "I wanted to do that anyway."
Literally Satan: Azazel jsut became useless
Barchar: (ankh revives you as the man of many questions)
: (("Sexier that way~" -Raven
Barchar: (And yeah technology + brim is shit without AB)
Gaster: ((...
: ((#nocontext
Gaster: ((i thought that fucker was going to bed
Barchar: (Why ...?)
Barchar: (I'm confused)
: ((what
Gaster: ((i've been talking to him for the past two weeks frisky
: ((oh))
Barchar: "It's fine, Schyro. I wanted it. Like, actually wanted it. Not 'kinda didn't want it but now that it's happened I think I wanted it'."
: ((well he's talking to me rn
: (("Still have some sleep to get"
Barchar: (Who is sexier what way I don't understand)
Schyroton: Oh.
Gaster: ((YEAH NO SHIT
Schyroton: ...Ststilll.
Gaster: ((... not gonna yell at him right now
: ((Probably decided to stay up a little longer to talk to me
Barchar: "In fact, I came here all on my own decision making power!" she said, putting her hands on her hips
: ((Raven just said good night
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: ((Also we were talking about America, Flame
Knots: "..." Still in the bar chair.
Knots: Good thing she ate a lot or she'd be in trouble from all the happiness.
Schyroton: ......,
Barchar: "So don't worry about me or anything. I'm fine."
Gaster: "Well, why don't you take off your shoes?"
Schyroton: Aaalriright...
Barchar: "Kinda tired. Fucked if anyone with ill intent comes in and figures it out before I pass out. But otherwise fine."
Fanta: ((I beat the lamb for the first time
Knots: "..." She snaps her head up.
Barchar: "I'm already sitting down, but aight." she takes them off, setting them aside.
Barchar: o no
Barchar: Knots please this is yourast chance to make Barchar not want to kill you
Fanta: ((I got nothing
Fanta: *>
Knots: Fuck. She knew the moment Roses figured that out she'd have to fuck something up.
Schyroton: will ruin Knots if she tries shit. Or at least try to.
Barchar: she kicks her feet a bit, singing Billie jean to herself
Knots: <...>
Barchar: happy trigger overrides angry trigger, apparently
Fanta: meanwhile the nutshack blares
Knots: She thinks over her options. She could probably get away with something small.
Grillby: "...."
Knots: Yeah, something mildly inconvienent. Enough to get Rosie to let her off the hook but not enough to ruin someone's life.
Grillby: -He throws up his hands, angrily, and walks to his room.-
Barchar: is ignoring the nutshack
Knots: The moment Grillby moves, she fades in behind the counter.
Roses: <...>
Barchar: haha she's better than you at not getting pissed off grillby
Schyroton: ignores it too.
Barchar: "Hi, Knots."
Knots: She takes the labels off every single bottle of alcohol, and every bottle of non-alcohol. And swaps them.
Barchar: "I'm not gonna try to kill you right now."
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Knots: Dooon't respond or you'll have to shank someone.
Knots: Lol already made that joke
Knots: <...?>
Knots: She puts her head down, fading back into invisibility the moment the job is done.
Knots: Maybe that'll fuck up Grillby for like two seconds when he grabs the wrong drink. And then they'll all forget about it. Yep.
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Roses: She heads off.. somewhere
Female Asriel: She's clean out
Grillby: -He comes back and grabs a bottle, taking a sip.-
Knots: <...H-Huh?>
Grillby: -And then splutters. "Oh god, what the hell?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((angel ring has been crafted!))
Gaster: "Grillby, are you alright?" He heads over to the bar.
Knots: She atleast made sure not to put the alcohol on the water, but Grillby might've just accidently swigged apple juice.
Schyroton: Aare you huhurt?
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Grillby: -He's coughing.-
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Schyroton: Shshit... whhhat do we ddo
Knots: She just, puts her head down at a table, covering it with her hands.
Gaster: peers over the counter. "Shit... he drank apple juice by mistake. I'd recognize that scent anywhere."
Roses: She pops into the bar
Gaster: reaches to hell gribbly but then slips.
Gaster: *grillby
Schyroton: catches him.
SS Asriel: "Good, no Jager"
Roses: She said that
Gaster: has been caught.
Roses: She then fades out
SS Asriel: bursts in through the anydoor, on fire again
Knots: <...C-Can I help m-make sure G-Grillby doesn't d-die?>
Knots: <...O-Okay...>
Schyroton: helps Gaster up.
Schyroton: Y-yyou help Grillby, Iii'll hehelp ththis guy.
SS Asriel: runs over to the bar and tries to get a bottle of water
SS Asriel: or anything nonalcoholic to put out the fire on his head
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Grillby: -He's just finishing up, and goes to grip the edge of the bar.-
Roses: <..I didn't account for that.>
Schyroton: gets this asriel water to put out fire
Gaster: -His hand is grabbed by mistake.-
Knots: <...W-What?>
Literally Satan: ((Chime rk:
SS Asriel: pours whatever was labeled as water on his head, frantically
Literally Satan: ((If MV can have a ship with themselves I can too damnit
Barchar: she's staying back, folding her legs under herself
Literally Satan: Err
Literally Satan: SS Asriel just poured Vodka on his head
Gaster: looks over.
Gaster: ((technically i did do it first, even if it was just backstory
Literally Satan: ((then who was the fone
Gaster: ((see: gaster on nyarlathotep
Schyroton: grabs the apple juice and douses SS Asriel
SS Asriel: well now he's screaming
Knots: She's kinda, wincing.
Gaster: thinks of that one movie with Howie Mandel - something about monsters - and gets upset.
SS Asriel: goes for everything BUT the alcohol
Barchar: Ew chime
Literally Satan: Anything that isn't labelled alcohol is actually alcohol.
SS Asriel: he keeps getting more and more on fire
Knots: <...I-I d-didn't m-mean for this.>
Gaster: eventually gets water from the vending machine and tries to put out ss asriel.
Schyroton: rolls his eyes, grabs SS Asriel, and takes him to the sink in the bathroom to remove the unwanted fire.
SS Asriel: is sinked
Knots: <...W-Where's N-Nathan?>
Barchar: she closes her eyes, gritting her teeth. [sub][url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KQGs8mw3aq4]"I just bought a balloon, me and the girl, are taking a riding! Float just under the moon..."[/url][/sub] she sings to herself, trying to keep herself calm.
SS Asriel: holds onto Schyro, panting
SS Asriel: is holding a rose in his hand
Schyroton: Aare you alriright?
SS Asriel: takes a deep breath, theeeeen he goes for every way to thank Schyro possible in the english language extremely quickly
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Schyroton: ...Yyou're welcomme.
Schyroton: Aagain, are you okayy?
Jäger Leyline: (didmt
Gaster: "... God, tonight is weird."
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Jäger Leyline: (didnt SsA die? be got shot in tbe head
SS Asriel: ((Roses tugged in another one
SS Asriel: "I-I think so.."
SS Asriel: ((Timelines
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Barchar: she's still scrunched up, singing to herself
Jäger Leyline: (is he part of the Nationist Socialist party?
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SS Asriel: ((Yes
Gaster: ((well.
Schyroton: Ddo you need anyththing ellse?
Gaster: (i for one
SS Asriel: keeps holding onto Schyro, he looks at the rose
Gaster: ((did nazi that coming
Jäger Leyline: ((didnt think we could rp nazis here
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Horse: Boi
Gaster: ((dude dd and laharl have 10 different hitlers between them
Gaster: ((mybe more
Jäger Leyline: ((oh yeah we made yhe world leaders fight
Jäger Leyline: (should have brought in Putin
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Literally Satan: ((I fucking love the Hitler Squad gag
SS Asriel: "S-some girl set me on fire.."
Literally Satan: ((Slar has a hitler too
Horse: Horse hitler
Gaster: ((oh right
Schyroton: ...Oh.
Horse: The third neich
Gaster: ((you kids and your hiltersonas
: [url=http://i.imgur.com/mYFyM.jpg]Adaline[/url]: Kek
Barchar: (Adaline? I think that was her n-yeah)
Jäger Leyline: shot SSA in the head last time. But he was on fire so it was a mercy kill
SS Asriel: was on fire this time
SS Asriel: and is doing ok
SS Asriel: most of his fur was burned to shit
SS Asriel: and some skin
Schyroton: ((back in my day we didnt have hitlersonas. we had andrew jacksonas
SS Asriel: but otherwise fit as a fiddle
Gaster: is still kind of awkwardly leaned over the bar counter.
Schyroton: Ddo you need anany bandagess?
Jäger Leyline: will shot him if he walks end.Depends on where he isbat
Gaster: ((you fool, what about caligulasonas
Schyroton: ((true
Gaster: ((or atillasonas
SS Asriel: "Y-yeah.."
Jäger Leyline: in*
Fellby: -That orgy's probably on it's last legs.-
Jäger Leyline: -guessin the love pile ended quickly
Barchar: Jager no don't shoot the kid he's not on fire anymore
Jäger Leyline: oh Imma gonna do it
Schyroton: gets a couple rolls of bandages, and starts to bandage the kid up.
Barchar: also, she bailed not that long ago. Still under the influence, as 'twere
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Literally Satan: ((Yaz.
Literally Satan: ((Why the fuck would you shoot the character twice
Schyroton: will wreck Jäger if he tries.
Literally Satan: ((That Slar clearly wants to RP
Literally Satan: ((Thats not good RP that's just a dick move
SS Asriel: is bandaged up
CryingEevee OOC: (([s]anyone have a frisky whiskingsona? /s[/s]))
Jäger Leyline: (well the first time was a joke
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Schyroton: ((i do /s
Jäger Leyline: (wow lar
CryingEevee OOC: (([s]dumb joke is dumb[/s]))
Jäger Leyline: ((youre one to talk
Gaster: ((don't start, you two
Schyroton: ((take it to pms
: ((Yes because that justifies shooting a poor kid :'(
: ((Jäger is ruthless
Jäger Leyline: ((last tine he was on fire, thought it was a joke on Slarvs ens
SS Asriel: ((Why would it be a joke :p
Schyroton: Iiis there anythiing else you nneed
: ((This is Slarv here
Schyroton: *?
SS Asriel: ((StoryShift Asriel is not a joke character in and of itself
: ((He likes torturing Asriels
Schyroton: ((she made horse
SS Asriel: ((She
: ((She*
: ((Sorry
Jäger Leyline: ((yeah he dooes so it makes sense
: ((Gotta get used to it
SS Asriel: ((:P
Schyroton: ((*she, yaz
Jäger Leyline: (she
: ((she*
Gaster: ((OH HE'S STORYShift [sub]okay[/sub]
: ((Slarv literally just corrected me
: ((On that
SS Asriel: has a little burnt scarf to prove it
Jäger Leyline: ((didny thibk slarv was serious about SSA
Schyroton: Iiis there ananything else yyou need?
Gaster: eventually realizes he's holding Grillby's hand and lets go.
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SS Asriel: "I-I.. she told me to find someone named Barchar?"
Grillby: "... Ahem."
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Schyroton: Shshe? Whho are you ttalkiing about?
Barchar: she's the girl scrunched up on the couch trying not to cry. Her high has come a-crashing down. Hard.
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SS Asriel: "T-the one who gave me the rose"
SS Asriel: "And then.. that"
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i now have the cobble to get to the deep dark... i just need the diamond now))
Gaster: walks over to Barchar. "Are you alright, dear?"
Schyroton: Shshe set yyou on fifire?!
CryingEevee OOC: ((and first chest i find has 3 diamonds))
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SS Asriel: nods
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Knots: <...You...Y-You set an A-Asriel on f-fire?>
Schyroton: Whhat ththe hell.
Barchar: "F-fine." she uncurls, breathing slowly in and out to calm down. "Just need to...calm down. Keep it going. ~I won't come down today.~"
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: ((Anyway, I'm going to bed
Gaster: "Barchar, don't become dependant on the mind control thing."
: ((gn
Yazan: (night
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CryingEevee OOC: ((bai))
Schyroton: ((gn frisky
Schyroton: Ddo you know whehy she ddid that?
CryingEevee OOC: ((we say bye after people leave, alot of the time))
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Barchar: "No, no, I won't." she said, holding a hand up. "I'm going to be fine. I'm just..." she sighs. "God, seeing them hurt really hurts me. I mean, not as much as it did, but..."
Barchar: "Like this, I'm kinda...without that usual barrier if general repressed emotions."
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CryingEevee OOC: ((made the portal to the deep dark!))
Gaster: nods along, tired. It's been a long day.
Barchar: "..." she rubbed her arm, looking away from Gaster. "Anyway."
Barchar: "Sorry. You look tired. I don't want to worsen that."
Barchar: she kicks her feet back out from under her.
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SS Asriel: "N-no.."
Yazan: (slarv?
SS Asriel: "She just said if I didn't talk to her she'd do worse.."
SS Asriel: ((Yes?
Gaster: "Mmmh, I should go to bed."
Yazan: (got minute?
SS Asriel: ((Sure?
SS Asriel: ((I'll be off and on
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Schyroton: ...
Knots: She doesn't like the methods, but she can't flaw the results.
Barchar: "Alright." she said, nodding. "G'night."
Gaster: ((i found where muffet and fellby aren't going on their honeymoon: http://www.engrish.com/wp-content/uploads//2016/04/no-whores.jpg
Literally Satan: ((Also no goatx
Literally Satan: ((So they might be warding off satan
Schyroton: ...
Schyroton: ...Shshe's not ggoing to do annnyththing to you.
Gaster: heads out.
Schyroton: Ii'll make susure of iit.
SS Asriel: "Ok.."
Schyroton: ...Iif it's not tttoo much to aaask... Whhat did shshe wannt you to sasay to Barchar?
Barchar: not only do you have the Asriel, but you have her crashing down hard from a high and feeling super insecure.
Barchar: So a twofer!
SS Asriel: "J-just talk to her"
Schyroton: Oh.
Fellby: -He passes out after a long day of fun.-
Gaster: ((anyway gn
Schyroton: ((gn chime
Muffet: -she passes out right on top of him-
Literally Satan: Breath in.
Literally Satan: "Boi."
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Schyroton: looks to Barchar. "...Llook, she iiisn't doiing her best riright now."
Knots: She's silent, well, mostly silent. Theres the occasional sound of those deep inhales you make when shit is stressed.
Barchar: "I can talk."
Schyroton: Yyou're sure?
SS Asriel: looks to her
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Barchar: "Yeah. I mean if he has to, I can't really say no."
Barchar: "...And I wouldn't. At any time. Now especially, but."
Barchar: "...Yeah."
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Barchar: "Or you could not want anything to do with me! That'd be fine!" she said, cheerily
Schyroton: Oh.
Schyroton: ...
Schyroton: Llook just tatalk to hher and if ththe person whho set you on fiire tries shshit ththere willl be hell to pay.
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SS Asriel: timidly walks towards her
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Barchar: I forget, did Schyro ever really see early Barchar? I don't think so
Schyroton: no
Barchar: mmn
Schyroton: has only been here since i think april but he knows that she used to only care about asriels
Barchar: she just watches him shuffle over
SS Asriel: "H-hello"
SS Asriel: still has the rose in his hand
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Barchar: well, she hasn't really returned to that. But on the off chance anyone here HAD seen early Barchar-i don't think so other than Knots and roses but eh-she's acting rather like that, with the overbearing cheeriness combined with flashes of guilt and fear.
Barchar: "Hi."
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SS Asriel: sits next to her
SS Asriel: is trembling
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Barchar: she barely seems to notice. "That flower is pretty."
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SS Asriel: "Y-yeah"
SS Asriel: "She made me take it.."
Barchar: internally she's totally made the connection, but she's trying to keep the high going for as long as possible, and she really doesn't want to get angry
SS Asriel: is keeping a hand in his jacket pocket
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Barchar: is Barchar. Is he hiding anything?
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SS Asriel: a knife
Roses: She gave him specific instructions
Barchar: "...Please don't stab me. By the way."
Barchar: "It wouldn't matter much
Barchar: But don't."
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Schyroton: ...
SS Asriel: he goes fucking pale instantly
Barchar: she just sounds happy. Like, she barely considers it a threatening thing. Just a thing.
Barchar: "Unless you really wanna stab me! Then go ahead."
Barchar: "But if your want is, like, an 8 or below, please don't."
Schyroton: stays at a reasonable distance. Close enough to jump in and protect them if shit goes down, but not too close as to make it awkward.
SS Asriel: he grabs the knife, panting, and attempts to stab, muttering apologies
Barchar: doesn't fucking flinch
SS Asriel: looks terrified
Barchar: "She knows it's not gonna do anything. I don't know why she put you up to this."
Schyroton: if he goes for the neck, he fuckin rips the knife from his hand, but otherwise does nothing.
Barchar: a knife won't cut her head off anyway
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Schyroton: tru but he takes precaution in case shit gets rekt
SS Asriel: well, given he looks like he's about to die of panic, and is crying profusely, the reason should be kinda obvious
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SS Asriel: "I'm s-so sorry.."
Barchar: "Oh. That's why." she said, sounding disappointed. She takes the knife put of herself delicately.
SS Asriel: backs up and off the couch
Barchar: "I'm fine. Don't worry about me."
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SS Asriel: backs away, on the floor, curling up into a bloody floofball
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Schyroton: walks up to him, kneeling down and placing a hand on his shoulder, gently. "Iit's okay. Shshe's fiine. Nobodyyy is goioing to hurt yyou."
SS Asriel: "S-she has my sister.."
SS Asriel: "I'm sorry.."
SS Asriel: buries his face in his legs
Barchar: she grins wider. "Where."
SS Asriel: "I don't know.. I don't k-know.."
Schyroton: ...Iiis ththere a way tto find out?
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Barchar: if she was totally cognizant, she'd realize that she could be stopped with a word. But a lot of things are clouding her judgement right now. "I'm going to kill her. I'm going to find roses. And I am going to murder her."
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Schyroton: Nnot without hhelp.
Barchar: "No. I'm not letting her use anybody else."
SS Asriel: is crying on the floor
Knots: <...>
Barchar: "She's already used me. She's used him. I'm done with it. I am not letting her use another. Single. Person."
Schyroton: Yyou're nnot in ththe right stttate of miind. Annd I get yyour reasonining.
Barchar: "And I'm really beginning to think she's using Knots."
Schyroton: But iiif she was aable to use yyou, ththen she's got somme trtrick up hher leeve.
Schyroton: Aaand I'm not gogoing to let her get awayyy with usiing my frfriend.
Barchar: "She used me by pretending to be in danger. Begging for my help. Pretending that Knots was going to kill her."
Barchar: "All just to PISS ME OFF. But it's fine! I'm going to stay calm now. Calm. Collected. I'm not going to give her what she wants."
Schyroton: Ststilll.
Schyroton: Yyou're not goiing alone.
Knots: <...>
Barchar: "You can't stop me~" she said cheerily, going over to the anydoor.
Schyroton: N-nno, ststop thiis.
Knots: In that moment, Knots has a short mental battle.
Barchar: she stops in her tracks
Barchar: "Oh. Right."
Schyroton: ...Shshit, I...
Knots: And decides yes, she loves Roses more than she cares for the opinion of BC. And BC just threatened to attempt to murder her sister.
Roses: She's taught her well
Schyroton: Iii didn't meannn to do ththat. Ii'm sorrry.
Roses: Roses is the only one who will ever care for you
Roses: Roses is the only one who understands you
Barchar: "It's fine. You couldn't have told me to stop without doing it."
Schyroton: ...
Schyroton: Ii just don't wawant you goiing alone.
Knots: The lights in the bar flicker.
SS Asriel: meanwhile he's a mess
Barchar: She blinks, looking around. She whips out the buster
SS Asriel: you know ryota from episode 9
Schyroton: Ii don't wawant you hhurt.
SS Asriel: that's him
Schyroton: no
SS Asriel: feels the despair
Knots: The TV flicks to static.
Schyroton: is saying this, while trying to gently calm SS Asriel.
Knots: It flicks to some kinda still image.
Literally Satan: http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/gon-die-tonight-2-spooky-4-me.jpg
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: "What the shit..?"
Knots: "Theeeere was a crooked man~" Echoes through the bar, coming from all directions.
Knots: "And he had a crooked smile~"
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: "She puts the buster away, backing up against the wall
SS Asriel: screams
Knots: "Had a crooked life, and he walked a crooked mile.~" A knife imbeds itself in the wall inches away from BC's head.
Schyroton: removes the heel of one of his boots,and attaches it to one of his arms.
Roses: She's watching
Knots: And as quickly as this fucking horrorshow came.
Knots: The lights flick back on, the TV goes back to the Pleinair Show.
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Barchar: she glances at it
Knots: And Knots is in the void.
Barchar: "...."
Roses: <..impressive>
Knots: <...>
Barchar: Schyro can just see her mind racing, as she tries to figure out how the fuck to process what just happened
Knots: Theres a note pinned to the end of the knife
Knots: 'You won't kill her.'
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Schyroton: ...
Barchar: her mind has reached a conclusion.
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Barchar: poorly. She should process it poorly. She just slumps down onto the floor, heaving
SS Asriel: is whimpering, looking like he might implode if he curls up any further
Knots: She's a meek shit with no backbone until you threaten Roses.
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Roses: She pops in, three photos fluttering to the floor next to SS, you get three guesses as to what they are
Barchar: and she's a violent shit who's really pissed at roses trying so hard to keep from letting herself be meek. All in all, a bad combo
Schyroton: puts his heel back on, holding SSA gently.
SS Asriel: is holding the photos, gote with no hope loses additional bit of hope he didn't even know he had
Schyroton: is a meek shit who has steadily been doing his best to be strong but god help you if you hurt his friends
Roses: You know how easy it is to find photographs of dust and skeletons? Pretty easy
Schyroton: Ththose arenn't your ssister. Shshe's bluffiing.
Knots: She's just, completely silent in the void.
SS Asriel: he's not paying attention to anything right now, he's just gasping inbetween sobs
Schyroton: Iit's okay. Shshe's okayy.
Barchar: again, if she was in a better state of mind, she could probably actually try to verify how chara-y that seems
Roses: She pops in, "No she's not"
Barchar: but God she is fucked up and down and all around right now. She couldn't even verify [s]venuz[/s] what was actually in the bottles right now
Schyroton: pulls off his heel, attaches it back to his arm. "Yyou're a lyiing piece of shshit who onnly manipulates othhhers for your owown perssonal gain."
Barchar: she weakly raises her arm at roses. She doesn't get much past that. [sub]"...pew, pew. Good job Barchar. You saaaved everybooodyyy...!"[/sub]
Roses: She drops a locket onto SSA's face, then sticks out her tongue
Schyroton: 's arm turns into... pretty much [url=http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/teenagerobot/images/d/dc/Jenny_Laser_Beam.png/revision/latest?cb=20130413000853]this[/url].
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Roses: "Next time someone gives you a gift basket, open it, it's nice."
Roses: "Seeya."
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Schyroton: Opiiiss off.
Roses: She starts to fade back out, taking her sweet time
Schyroton: *Ppiiiss
Schyroton: fires at Roses.
Roses: Welp
Roses: It works
Knots: <...R-Rosie?>
Roses: Rip
Roses: I assume since this is a mettaton blaster we're talking about there's nothing left
SS Asriel: ((Brb
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Schyroton: nah, there's a lot left.
Barchar: Wait what
Knots: <...R-Rosie...Rosie, c'mon.>
Schyroton: this is schyro, a single shot would hurt like hell, but rosie would live.
Schyroton: pretty much had an arm turn into [url=http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/teenagerobot/images/d/dc/Jenny_Laser_Beam.png/revision/latest?cb=20130413000853]this[/url] due to recent upgrades from MTT. Meant to hurt but not kill if shot only once or twice.
Knots: <...A-Aya...c-c'mon this isn't funny.> She fades into the bar, where Roses got shot.
Schyroton: it will kill if he shoots more than three times or does a sufficiently charged shot.
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Barchar: she's just gone dead silent. Not moving. Not making noises. She practically looks like a corpse.
Roses: She's down for the count
Roses: That shot did some damage on a gost
Barchar: which I guess she technically is, all things considered. But either way, she's not actually dead. Just...
Schyroton: ...Knots. Rrrun whwhile you stttill can. She's not dedead, just iinjured, but let iit be known ththat she was mossst likely ususing you.
Roses: Aaaand she fades away
Knots: She kneels down on the spot Roses' form is, leaning down to grab it, by just gets air.
Knots: "...[sub]A-Aya p-please come back this isn't f-funny.[/sub]"
Schyroton: 's arm reverts to normal, as he puts the heel back on.
Literally Satan: "..."
Knots: "..." That was her
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Knots: <...A-Aya, y-you went to the v-void, right?>
Roses: No Ayas in the void either
Knots: She's still kinda, on her knees where Roses got shot.
Barchar: she's still dead still. She's not asleep. She's definitely not actually dead. Just...she really does not want to do anything. At all. She's happy being an inanimate object right now.
Schyroton: Nno weaponns out. Yyou're sasafe, unlesss you trtry to kill ssomeone.
Knots: She lets out a sob, and then another sob.
Knots: And then a loud, painful wail. It echoes loudly through the entire bar.
Schyroton: goes to BC, sitting next to her.
Knots: Bad move Schyro.
Knots: You turned your back to Knots after you just shot your sister.
Knots: The axe is already swinging. "YOU KILLED HER!"
Schyroton: turns, just barely grabbing the axe.
Schyroton: Nno
Barchar: she doesn't even have the energy, physically or mentally, to try to stop this
Schyroton: Nno I didnn't.*
Schyroton: Aa single, unncharged shshot from thhat can't killl anyone.
Schyroton: Ththe way iit was designed prprevents thhat.
Knots: Now, see, Knots has been watching the bar for while.
Knots: She nows where Schyro's weak point is, she's diving right at the soul contianer.
Schyroton: extends his arms, blocking her from it.
Knots: "..."
Schyroton: Llisten to me.
Knots: She gets blocked successfully.
Schyroton: Annd lilisten wwell.
Knots: "Y-You've sunken your own tomb."
Knots: "W-Welcome to my house of pain, Hellaton."
Knots: She fades out, going FAST.
Schyroton: Ththat blast cann't kill anyo--
Knots: She's not taking the same mistake as Roses.
Schyroton: ....
Schyroton: Ththat's nnot my name annd you know iiit.
Schyroton: And now he's pissed.
Knots: She's gone.
Knots: She's just lost her sister. Roses was the only thing she had, and now she's gone.
Knots: She stumbles in the void, barely landing back on the rock.
Barchar: you could probably hear a pin drop
Knots: And collapses back onto the rocky floor of it, sobbing and crying, wishing for Rosie to come back.
Schyroton: didn't charge the blast. It'd damage but never kill at that power.
SS Asriel: is breathing very, very heavily
SS Asriel: on the floor
Barchar: "..."
Knots: Knots has been watching the bar for a long, long, time.
Knots: She knows exactly who to strike after first, and how to kill them.
Knots: And worse? The girl that knows BC's trigger, and never wanted to ever have to use it, is now emotionally stricken and furious.
Schyroton: kind of wants to kick Knots's ass a bit right now.
Barchar: she's not breathing at all. Not even what she usually does just for flourish, to seem normal. She doesn't want to seem normal now. At most, she wants to seem invisible. Gone
Barchar: which makes this one time where she can't be.
Schyroton: collapses onto the floor, covering his soul container with his arms and legs.
SS Asriel: cries himself to sleep on the floor
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Fanta: awakens on the couch
Fanta: forgot to take her smol childs to bed
Barchar: after a while, she slowly gets up. It's not clumsy, or awkward, like her movements were earlier. It's not normal. Her movements are cold. Calculated. Like she's trying to figure out the most efficient way to do everything.
Fanta: "..."
Barchar: she walks over to the couch, not looking at anyone. "I'm going to go to sleep now."
Schyroton: .......l
Barchar: Aaaand she flops down.
Schyroton: *............
Fanta: she doesn't know what happened, and she doesn't care, she silently picks up colton, and goes to bed
Barchar: she's not going to fucking sleep after that. But she'll pretend.
Barchar: (Jesus. Fucking. Christ. Slarv.)
Fanta: snuggles up
Colton: he has, luckily, managed to fall asleep
Fanta: ((Did I break barchar
Barchar: P much
Fanta: ((10
Barchar: she'll do her damndest to pretend to be unbroken
Barchar: but her damndest wont be great
Barchar: (God we've been all over the place today)
Fanta: ((Yep
Fanta: ((And now I sleep
Barchar: (From bored to happy to Satan bullshittery to...that.)
Schyroton: ((you pissed schyro off to the point where he breaks out a powerful-but p-nonlethal-if-shot-only-once weapon.
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Schyroton: ((so gj
Barchar: "...Schyroton." she said, in a tone that kind of...conveyed that same thing going on with her motions
Schyroton: gets up.
Schyroton: ...Whhat.
Barchar: "If she comes back. And she goes for me."
Barchar: "Just...run. Don't worry about me. Just get away."
Barchar: "Don't let her make me do anything. Don't let her hurt you."
Barchar: "Just. Run."
Schyroton: ...Ii don't wawant you tto get hurt. Yyou're importrtant to me. ....Iif I leave, annd she makes you do sosomethiing, Ii... Ii woukdnn't be ththere to help yyou.
Barchar: "No."
Barchar: "I don't care. I'm here to help you. I'm here to help you all. It doesn't matter if I get hurt. All that matters is that you all are safe."
Barchar: "So please. For me. Don't worry about me. Just get out of the way."
Schyroton: ...
Barchar: "Because if I hurt you? KILLED you? I wouldn't be able to live with myself."
Barchar: "And I can't exactly fix that, even if she does kill my body."
Barchar: "Immortality. Sucks. And I hate it. I hate her. I hate everything."
Schyroton: ...
Schyroton: Ii... a-aalright...
Barchar: "...You know what." she gets up, walking off into another room.
Schyroton: ...Barchar?
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Barchar: she comes out with her normal shit on, and a piece of paper. She scribbles on it, looking at Schyro.
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Schyroton: ...
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Barchar: "Just...tell them I'm sorry." she punches a code into the anydoor, flinging it open and walking through.
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Schyroton: Wait, whhat are you ddoiing?
Barchar: "What the fuck do you think."
Barchar: "I know you all. You're not going to get out of the line of fire, when push comes to shove. So I'm moving the line of fire away from you."
Schyroton: ...
Barchar: "She can use me all she wants wherever I just opened this to."
Schyroton: Barchar... p-plplease come baack safe.
Barchar: "...Yeah. Sure."
Barchar: she walks through, closing it behind hrr
Schyroton: ...
Barchar: she left a note on the bar. 'I'm not worth it anymore. Sorry. I might be back.'
Schyroton: sees the note, reads it, and promptly collapses. "..."
Schyroton: [sub]...Yyyes she is. Shshe's worth mmore ththan she thiinks...[/sub]
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Schyroton: wants to text BC, tell her that she is worth it, that he cares about her, but can't find the words and simply lies stagnant.
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Barchar: she's already regretting this entire plan. But what else can she dl
Barchar: She can't stay. She's just going to hurt them. Because God knows she can't help them. She couldn't help them, but now she [i]can't[/i] help them. She doubts Knots will even let her.
Schyroton: finally gets up.
Barchar: But here she is. In a dimension she doesn't know, with no way to get what she needs. Which is, mostly, shelter and...companionship? Hm. Even that was questionable by this point.
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Schyroton: .........I... Iii have to do sosomethhhing.
Yazan: (missin something big?
Barchar: (Yeah.)
Schyroton: [barchar. i'm not going to get involved with this unless i have to, but i have to say that you are worth it. you mean a lot to a lot of people. i don't want you hurt. please stay safe, as best as possible.]
Barchar: [...]
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Barchar: [I won't get hurt. But I won't let myself hurt you either. I'm sorry. But I'm just not worth your time. Your effort. Your money. Your well-being.]
Barchar: [I'll...keep watch]
Barchar: [Obviously.]
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Schyroton: [yes you are. you're my friend, dammit. i value you. you're worth more than all that to me. ...yes, i know the last one is unhealthy on my part, but still. you mean a lot to me.]
Barchar: she stops walking.
Barchar: [That doesn't make any sense.]
Schyroton: [it does to me. i would rather be by your side, be your friend, than have all the time and money in any dimension.]
Schyroton: [if i had to choose between friendship and wealth, i'd choose friendship.]
Barchar: [I'm just a danger now. A health hazard. There's a pissed off ghost girl that knows how to control me-shit, she might know how to make it permanent.]
Barchar: [I want to be there. Still be your friend. But I can't. I just...cant.]
Barchar: [I couldn't live with myself if I hurt you. And I don't think you'd be able to if you hurt me. If anything went wrong, then one of us would have to die. Or be made undetectable again. I can't let that happen.]
Barchar: [Ive dedicated most of my life to trying to help you all. And if this is what I need to do...so be it.]
Schyroton: [...alright, but if you need help, please don't hesitate to ask. i don't want to just stand by, not knowing whether i'll ever be able to see you again.]
Barchar: [...Okay.]
Schyroton: [thank you]
Schyroton: [please, please stay safe. as best you can.]
Barchar: (Anyway, yes. You have missed some shit, yaz. )
Yazan: (always do
Schyroton: runs out of charge, because all of this took a lot out of him.
Grillby: -He hears the loud noise, goes to the main bar room, plugs Schyro in, then goes back to his room.-
Schyroton: ((i have to get up in like an hour lol
Yazan: (damn gn
Schyroton: ((i never said i was going to bed
Barchar: (then I guess you're not sleeping, really)
Schyroton: ((nope
Yazan: )give me a sit rep
Yazan: ((you wake up early for college
Schyroton: ((yeah well its a 2 hr commute
Yazan: (community?
Schyroton: ((yep
Yazan: (explains the commute
Schyroton: ((get up at five leave house at 5:45 catch 6:15 train get off at about 6:45 catch 7:00 bus for 30-50 minute ride to campus take 5 minute walk to 8:00 class
Yazan: ((someone learn BCs word?
Schyroton: ((yep
Barchar: (Knots already knew)
Yazan: ((sucks
Yazan: ((how?
Barchar: (The problem is Schyro accidentally killed roses, and now Knots might actually USE it)
Barchar: (By being in the bar when doven used it)
Yazan: ((only chuck was there
Schyroton: ((i explained that the shot would injure but not kill like five times
Schyroton: ((though knots thinks roses is dead
Barchar: (No, she was also. She's a ghost, she hid)
Barchar: (I think roses probably possessed SS Asriel)
Schyroton: ((likely
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Yazan: (time for a cure
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Yazan: ((deus ex that shiiiiiittttt
Yazan: ((no dont be Bio
Schyroton: ((were not gonna deus ex it
Yazan: ((I know hence the Bio joke
Schyroton: ((eh
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Yazan: ((one of these days Ill make you laugh MV
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Schyroton: ((my sense of humor is weird
Yazan: https://i.redd.it/skd3w183nbmx.png
Schyroton: ((...well todays the day yaz congrats
Schyroton: (( ridiculous out of context panels are hilarious to me
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Yazan: (score
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Schyroton: ((ok now im going to get the little sleep i can, gn
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Yazan: (gn
Yazan: (unless youre on in the next 40 gn to you too flame
Barchar: (I can be)
Yazan: (if you want
Barchar: (I don't have anything going on tomorrow)
Yazan: (waking up early is usually better for me
Yazan: (bread is usually up in 2 hrs from now
Yazan: wait no school tmw?
Barchar: (I mean, push comes to shove I take a nap)
Barchar: (nope)
Yazan: lucky
Yazan: your choice
Barchar: (its a...i forget what, but I know there isn't any)
Yazan: Im off at 6 pm everyday
Yazan: 4 am your time
Barchar: there's a note on the bar. 'I'm not worth it anymore. Sorry. I might be back. ~BC'
Yazan: (rp in 40
Barchar: (Oohh)
Barchar: (Okay that I'd rather not do nvm)
Barchar: (see you in the morning tho)
Yazan: k night
Yazan: brb in 40 mins if not
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Yazan: (mornin
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Yazan: (hey
: ((Hello))
Yazan: ((hows it gong
: ((Fine))
Yazan: ((College?
: ((Back
: ((Had to brb))
Yazan: (yeah and?
Yazan: ((Bread?))
: ((Yes
Yazan: ((hows college?
: ((Fine))
Yazan: ((pick out a major yet?
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Yazan: ((hey Frisky
Yazan: ((hows it going?
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Yazan: ((and hello to you too MV
Schyroton: ((hi
Yazan: ((get any sleep?
Schyroton: ((i actually slept for fifteen minutes
Yazan: ((shit, that sucks
Schyroton: ((eh
Schyroton: ((rp was too emotionally intense for me to stop
Yazan: ((https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-05/29/16/enhanced/webdr07/enhanced-7114-1401396879-13.png?no-auto
Schyroton: ((class starts in 20, im using the school wifi
Yazan: ((Could be the end of BC
Schyroton: ((pfft
Schyroton: ((thatd be interesting
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Schyroton: ((though kinda sad to see such a large part of the bar's lore gone
Yazan: ((Yeah
Schyroton: ((hi dd
Yazan: ((Hey DD, morning to you too
Yazan: ((usually no one is on at this point
Schyroton: ((i know that if bc does leave there will be a lot of emotional strain
Schyroton: ((im usually not here but eh
Schyroton: ((wanted to let you know im not dead from exhaustion
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Yazan: ((good
Schyroton: ((yet
Yazan: ((That comes later
Yazan: ((https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-05/29/16/enhanced/webdr02/enhanced-24187-1401396690-1.jpg?no-auto
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Schyroton: ((oh my god
Schyroton: ((im pretty sure comic artists do that intentionally
Yazan: ((and thats why the Boden room was made
Schyroton: ((that actually is
Yazan: ((no doubt, like why kids cartoons had adult jokes in em
Schyroton: ((except replace tigra with mettaton
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Yazan: ((Bye DD
Yazan: ((yeah and whomever as Hawkeye
Schyroton: ((grillby likely
Schyroton: ((grillby puts up with a lot of shit
Yazan: ((grillby is now hawkeye
Yazan: (https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-05/29/16/enhanced/webdr07/enhanced-7736-1401396833-27.jpg?no-auto
Schyroton: ((on an unrelated note, in my playlist 'your best nightmare' came right before 'death by glamour'. normally thats not that funny, but with the existance of schywey, it's hilarious
Schyroton: ((wtf green lantern
Yazan: ((Green Latern is JAger
Schyroton: ((thats accurate
Yazan: ((save some for later, have fun with college
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Schyroton: ((hah, i wish
Schyroton: ((cya
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Yazan: (Frisky?
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Yazan: ((why does it keep telling me there is a new message?
Yazan: ((when there isn't?
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Yazan: ((there are no messages though
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Fanta: ((Wowee
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Gaster: ((... so that's what i missed when i went to bed, hot damn
Gaster: ((maybe now's not the best time to bring in a character i had in mind
Yazan: (something wrong?
Gaster: ((well
Gaster: ((said character is very powerful but has no idea what they're doing with their power
Gaster: ((they're from my game i'm making for class
Yazan: (ah
Gaster: ((they *could* fix the problem that's happening rn
Gaster: ((bu so much more could go wrong
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Yazan: (just noy the right time to bring them in cuz no one is here
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Gaster: ((yeah, but i'm talking about later
Gaster: ((when everyone's on
Yazan: (right. Sadly I gotta go to bed
Gaster: ((gn
Yazan: https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2014-05/29/16/enhanced/webdr06/enhanced-13027-1401395855-7.jpg?output-format=auto
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Yazan: leave you with that
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Gaster: ((should probably get my character commands ready
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Barchar: (mornin)
Schyroton: ((popping in to say that last night was a wild fuckin ride, goddamn
Schyroton: ((hi
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Schyroton: ((professors not here yet class shouldve started five min ago hoping he cancels
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Schyroton: ((fuck hes here
Schyroton: ((gtg
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Barchar: (You actually here chime?)
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Barchar: (well, either way i'll be gone for an hour or so)
Barchar: (well maybe)
Barchar: (either an hour orfive minutes)
: ((That is a large difference))
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Gaster: ((yo, i'm back
Gaster: ((i went off to take a shower
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Barchar: (kk)
Barchar: (I have chosen the latter option)
Barchar: (This is going to sound like a weird concept, but imagine this: stronger than you mashed up with Shia LaBeouf)
Barchar: (it actually works really fucking well in my head)
Gaster: ((running from your life from garnet labeouf
Gaster: ((she's stronger than you and she's garnet labeouf
Barchar: (He is made o-o-o-o-of ACTUAL CANNIBAL SHIA LABEOUF)
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Gaster: ((okay neato i haven't been asked to reel in my game concept too much
Gaster: ((my game design professor is very glad we have these huge ideas
Gaster: ((but he says some of them are a bit too big
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Fanta: ((Whatcha makin chime?
Gaster: ((text-based game
Fanta: ((What language?
Gaster: ((python
Fanta: ((Ah
Barchar: (mornin slarv)
Fanta: ((Hiya
Barchar: (Have you looked back in the logs to admire your handiwork yet)
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Fanta: ((I didn't expect to break barcrab that badly hot damn
Barchar: (It was something that )
Barchar: (I kinda new she was going to do eventualy)
Barchar: (This was just the time where I felt like she would)
Fanta: ((I'm not sure in hindsight if the whole thing was good or really stupid, but I'm thinking the latter
Barchar: (But, plus side for Knots who's probably posessed the Asrieal or something: she's aboutt to have a fuckin meal)
Fanta: ((Laharl's gon have fun with knots
Fanta: is in her room with colt
Colton: is still currently slep
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Barchar: is off doing god knows what. She's probably trying to find a homeless shelter, or something
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Fanta: is pet
Colton: he wakes up, yawning. "Mornin'..."
Fanta: "Good morning"
Colton: he rubs his eyes. "I fell asleep. Did anything happen?"
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Colton: "...Prob'ly not."
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Fanta: "Um.. some.. weird things, not horse related"
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Colton: "Okay, then."
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Fanta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpHSm0KcW7o
Knots: ((Yes
Knots: ((I am going to have fun with Knots
Fanta: ((Wow I spawned with the tick as eden
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: Fanta [Fanta] is now SS Asriel [SS Asriel].
SS Asriel: is a broken, broken gote, curled up on the floor silently
Barchar: is trying very hard to pretend she can't see him
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SS Asriel: ((Tangy's back
Knots: ((And?
SS Asriel: ((She had a random character show up, hit shoe in the face 20 times, and leave
Knots: ((Yep, that's Tangy.
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Gaster: ((here come da'at boi: http://www.angelarium.net/daat/
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Knots: Northernlion: Look at how interesting... and by interesting, I mean really fucking hard this boss is, with our incredible Mom's Knife, high-damage run.
Barchar: (I'm on round 94 in bloons)
Barchar: (Can I make it to 100?)
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Barchar: (I didn't. By choice, cause it was really slow)
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Knots: oh god
Knots: this
Knots: was a mistake
Knots: I shouldn't have picked this up
Knots: I've got Ipecac, Cursed Eye, and My Reflection
Knots: I HAVE
Knots: MANY
Barchar: YOU IDIOT
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Knots: YES
Knots: I'M SAVED
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Knots: SO
Knots: MANY
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Barchar: A N A R C H Y
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Knots: SO uh
Knots: You know how when you get into a 1v1 match on a video game
Knots: And the other guy has some kinda super awesome fantasy-style name
Knots: With no numbers
Knots: And it's probably in fucking latin
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Knots: HA
Knots: HA
Knots: HA
Knots: HA
Knots: HA
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SS Asriel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA9umJHAA-c good homework music
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Knots: Anyways
Knots: I'm about to take a medic training course in tf2
Knots: Where a guy simulates a match using bots
Knots: And you have to use a crusader's crossbow to influence it with long range shotd
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Barchar: (Hi DD)
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Azazel: (( Hello
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Gaster: ((hey dd
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DamnDude: [color=red]#My OOC is gonna be weird for a bit[/color]
DamnDude: [color=red]#As in im too lazy to fix it on my phone[/color]
SS Asriel: ((Oooooooh this new DR episode
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Gaster: ((holy shit it looks like comments on a code
Gaster: ((that's neat as hell
Knots: ((Remember when I was obsessed
Knots: ((To a degree
Knots: ((With making heather's text into this guady cursive
Knots: ((And kept trying to pull it off for days
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DamnDude: [color=red]#I Have it set up like this because Im learning python right now[/color]
Gaster: ((have fun with that,dd
Gaster: ((i have to make a game with it
DamnDude: [color=red]#Although the normal boundaries of parp fucks with that[/color]
DamnDude: [color=red]#I did a game with default C++ before ill be fine[/color]
Barchar: //you can also do this if you feel like it
Barchar: /*or even this if you feel like it makes sense
SS Asriel: //No
Barchar: but i dunno if you do*/
DamnDude: [color=red]#Thats for C++ and Java[/color]
SS Asriel: ((So, uh, yeah MV would have a bad time with DR3
DamnDude: //Is single line and /*is multilline */
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SS Asriel: ((There's more R2 than LISA
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DamnDude: [color=red]#Also apparently we can use any programming language we know for the end of the year game for the class im taking[/color]
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Gaster: ((i wonder if i'm gonna get in trouble with this character design or not...
DamnDude: [color=red]#In the other classes you had to use the language you hsed all that year[/color]
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SS Asriel: ((Time for the most fun part of making a game
SS Asriel: ((Making the FONT
SS Asriel: ((WOO
Gaster: ((... eh there's no nip nops i should be fine
Gaster: ((might get in a bit of shit for semi-religious iconography but i should be fine
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DamnDude: [color=red]#Also I found out how to do arrays in python by complete accudent, and its the second language in a row that i did that with[/color]
SS Asriel: http://imgur.com/a/wPGWh bitch who
Barchar: (Possibly you)
DamnDude: [color=red]#Inb4 slar just forgot she went on that site in the past[/color]
DamnDude: [[ There we go ]]
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SS Asriel: ((I'M UP TO I
SS Asriel: ((WOOOOO
Barchar: (gg)
Barchar: (What about the other case of letters)
DamnDude: [[ Victory ]]
SS Asriel: ((FUCK
Barchar: (what)
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SS Asriel: ((I forgot I had to do a whole other case
Barchar: (oh)
Gaster: ((... should i change the purple to a different color? I was kind of going for a dreamier vibe http://prntscr.com/cjyfza
Gaster: ((... or i could use another texture
Barchar: (Nah i like it)
Gaster: ((LOOK HOW RAD IT IS WHEN I USE A DIFFERENT TEXTURE THOUGH http://prntscr.com/cjyiao
Barchar: (so...)
Barchar: (don't?)
Gaster: ((eh
SS Asriel: http://imgur.com/a/f2OAl so far
Gaster: ((it wasn't what i was going for anyway so
Gaster: ((i'm thinking i add a bit of pink to the purple so it looks sunset-y
SS Asriel: ((I'd say a lighter purple
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SS Asriel: ((Pink would work too, but keep it light
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SS Asriel: ((Lowercase a sucks
Barchar: (it's just an o with a bit on)
Gaster: ((http://prntscr.com/cjykuf
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Knots: http://prntscr.com/cjyssh
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Knots: Is lurking.
Gaster: wanders in.
Knots: She's not exactly trying to remain nice anymore. She's fucking berserk.
Knots: This is what happens when you kill her Sister I mean, so.
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Knots: Watch out for axes.
Nathan: -Nathan doesn't deserve the axes, he's been a healthy meal and doesn't really know knots is even there.-
Nathan: -...Debatably, anyways.-
Knots: Eh, the people she's never really interacted with are fine.
Knots: Schyro's fucked tho
Gaster: sees Barchar's note and goes to read it. I presume he hasn't had an axe thrown at him yet?
Barchar: Barchar isn't there
Gaster: is figuring out why.
Nathan: -If Knots has ever been partially visible, he probably mentioned in his conversations with himself something about a ghost.-
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Knots: She's not axe-happy just yet. She's waiting until theres atleast another person or two.
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: ((What happened when I went to sleep))
: ((I'm confused))
Knots: ((Roses got shot.
Gaster: ((shit went down you
Gaster: ((*yo
: ((Wellp))
Knots: ((Quiet Knots with no backbone is now on the fucking warpath
Gaster: ((now knots is going full on murderghost, particularly towards barchar and schyro
: ((Isn't she already dead though))
Gaster: ((now she's deader than dead
Schyroton: has been passed out in the bar because he ran out of power.
: ((Double dead?))
Knots: Wait
Knots: You passed out
Knots: In the bar
Knots: Helpless
Knots: With a fucking murderous knots after you
Nathan: "..."
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Knots: Knots doesn't fade in, instead theres just, a giant, metal, axe hanging in the air.
Nathan: -He walks out. Casually as possible, for himself, to go get a meal.-
Schyroton: ...
Knots: Sure, she could make the axe invisible too.
Knots: But it's about making a message.
Nathan: "...u-uh..."
Knots: She tries to fucking decapitate Schyro before he can realize.
Nathan: -He blinks, shaking his head a bit. Maybe it was just him. He was always told most things were just him.-
Gaster: attempts to grab the axe.
Knots: On a scale of 1-10 how strong is Gaster physically.
Knots: Knots is a 4 because she's physically 12.
Gaster: is... uh, 6?
Knots: Yeah thats enough to catch the axe atleast.
Nathan: -He goes to help a bit, realizing a real, actual giant axe is trying to cut someone's head off.-
Knots: If Gaster had actual flesh and muscles he might have a bruise on his palms.
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Knots: "..."
Schyroton: gets up and grabs the axe.
Nathan: -He sure will. He's at most a 4, considering he had very little physical activity, while captive.-
Gaster: "Please. Don't."
Gaster: 's voice is firm.
Knots: "My sister is d-dead." She drops the axe, fading in.
Nathan: "I-I though... I thoug-"
Knots: And pulls out Plan B.
Gaster: "That's no reason to cause more death."
Nathan: -He literally jumps away.-
Barchar: in some other random dimension the details which I have not yet decided, some people are now very confused why this red-eyed woman in the leather jacket is muttering angrish under her breath
Knots: AKA a fucking victorian-era small pistol.
: ((Bullets))
Knots: It looks kinda destroyed, it's old and ruster, and she doesn't seem to know how to actually hold it.
Gaster: "Shit! Get down, everyone!"
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Schyroton: Ththere is no way thhat could have killled her, Knots.
Gaster: summons a blaster and ducks out of the way.
Nathan: -He glances to the floor where he dropped the knife. Has anyone bothered to pick that up.-
Knots: "S-Shut up, R-Roses wouldn't l-lie about her d-death." BANG. Smoke fills the room from her gun. Although she misses by a mile.
Gaster: -I... don't think so?-
Schyroton: ...
Knots: Her wrist snaps back from trying to shoot an old pistol with one hand.
Knots: And she pistol-whips herself.
Schyroton: ......
Knots: Recoil's a bitch, Knots.
Nathan: -He backs up into the wall, and grabs the knife, just in case.-
Schyroton: is honestly amazed at how badly that backfired.
Gaster: would sarcastically clap but lives are kind of on the line here.
Knots: She backs up, making a sort of weak whining noise, and clutching her nose.
Nathan: "...A-Is... Everyone... Okay..."
Gaster: "I'm fine. I've got a bit of shattering on my hand but that should heal after a day or two."
Nathan: "...O-Okay..."
Knots: "..." She starts to fade out.
Nathan: -He's holding he knife in front of him, not seeming to know what to do with it, if he needed to do anything with it.-
Gaster: is now really freaking upset. Barchar's gone to who knows where and there was just an attempted murder.
Knots: Halfway through the fade, surprise surprise, the girl who literally plays tricks to survive has a trick. One of the wooden boards in the ceiling just, falls.
Knots: Most it could do is break across either gaster or schyro's head and do jack shit.
Knots: Or it could miss entirely.
Gaster: is bonked. "Ah! God..."
Knots: She uses this momentary distraction to Nyoom the fuck out of there.
Gaster: -He hisses, rubbing where his upper crack is.-
Nathan: -He instinctively points the knife in that general direction.-
Knots: She accidently leaves her axe.
Schyroton: grabs the axe before she can return.
Knots: And the pistol, which has literally fallen apart after one shot.
Nathan: -Note to everyone, never give him any type of fire arm, all it can lead to is bad.-
Schyroton: Ggaster, are you alriright?
: (('Ello
Knots: Roses was the one who knew how to use half of these weapons, so she's pretty useless with anything but that woodcutting hatchet she calls an axe.
Gaster: "Yeah, I'm fine."
Gaster: -He shakes out his wings a little.-
Schyroton: Aalright.
Schyroton: ...
Nathan: "...W-Who... What?"
Nathan Drake: [[ DD Silently watches ]]
Gaster: "So."
Gaster: "I'm assuming something bad happened last night."
Schyroton: ...Yyeah.
Runner: He idly picks the bullet that missed completely out of his arm.
Runner: "Yeah, you missed some shit."
Runner: When the FUCK did he get here, has he been here the entire time?
Gaster: "Oooh, hey Runner!"
Runner: Goddamn parkour stealth robots.
Runner: "That's my name."
Runner: "Y'know, you guys have a serious problem with ghosts."
Runner: "I think this is like, the fifth one?"
Nathan: -He gets his food and leaves to his room. Everything is... Weird out there and he'd rather not be any more confused than he is already.-
Schyroton: Knots trtried to hurt Barcharr, I shshot hher - nonnlethally, Ii might addd, ththe weapon Ii used can't killl unless it's eithther charrrged or fired mmultitiple times - annnd now Knots iiis trtrying to killl us both.
Knots: Funny thing is
Gaster: "I'd recommend calling the ghostbusters but, well, with my children being half ghost... and my husband being ghost..."
Knots: Her and Nathan would probly get along amazingly if Roses wasn't currently six feet over.
Gaster: "Wait, Hella, what weapon did you use."
Schyroton: *Roses, the first one was roses oops
Nathan: -I believe you mean... Coexist. They can't get along, right? Friendship is death?-
Schyroton: ...
Knots: From what I know Nathan is a ticking timebomb of every negative emotion so far.
Knots: Knots would probably be fine.
Runner: "Wait wait wait wait wait."
Nathan: -Well, that's true. She probably got a fair meal from him just seeing the axe and realizing it isn't his imagination.-
Schyroton: Plplease donn't calll me ththat.
Gaster: "Shit, sorry."
Runner: "Listen, last time I saw four-arms his name was Hella, now people are calling him Schyro, now i'm still seing people calling him Hella."
Runner: "Can someone just tell me what the fuck to call him?"
Gaster: "I messed up. It happens occasionally."
Schyroton: Iit's Schyro.
Gaster: ((aka: chime is currently reading "Slarc: Fuck the moonbots"
Runner: "Alright, cool."
Schyroton: Nnow. Ththe weapon innn question.
Runner: "Nice name, sounds like one of the sixty billion superhero names in my timeline."
Runner: "Schyro-man, super strength cyborg against brothels. You should get yourself in some newspapers."
Schyroton: pulls off a heel, and his lower left arm pretty much becomes [url=http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/teenagerobot/images/d/dc/Jenny_Laser_Beam.png/revision/latest?cb=20130413000853]this[/url] but fitting his color scheme. It looks more dangerous than it actually is.
Knots: Theres one thing I remember that show
Schyroton: It's also smaller than the image depicts.
Gaster: "... Uh, Schyro? That looks like it would literally murder someone."
Knots: And it's this rad as shit outfit X-J9 had at one point
Knots: With heels fills with water
Knots: That had goldfish in them
Knots: Goddamnit i'm a guy and I want water heels
Schyroton: ...Iit looks like it woulld, I know.
Gaster: ((they actually used to do that when disco was cool
Gaster: ((put actual fish in their heels
Knots: ((I want some but filled with like
Schyroton: Iit's made tto hurt, a llot, but only killl if it's chcharged or fiired in rapid successssion.
Knots: ((Something really hazardous
Schyroton: ((knives
Knots: ((So I can say 'I will literally murder you with my fucking dress shoes'
Gaster: sighs. "... Okay. Alright. So you maaay have accidentally murdered this ghost."
Schyroton: ...Welll shit.
: ((Gaster goes super saiyan
: ((Literally growing golden hait
: ((hair*
Schyroton: I fifired onne short shhhot. Iit wasnnn't susupposed to be lethal at alll.
Gaster: "Well, looks like it was!"
Miyu: [Is it considered impolite to cuss near a 9 year old that looks up to you as an older sister]
Schyroton: reverts his arm to normal, putting the heel back on.
Schyroton: ...
Miyu: [This is killing me I swear like a sailor and censoring myself is getting difficult]
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Gaster: "Look, sorry about that."
Schyroton: .....................
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Schyroton: Nno, I scscrewed it uppp.
Gaster: ((hey erron
Erron: ((ayy
Schyroton: ((hi
Schyroton: ((jsyk shit happened
Erron: ((wut
Schyroton: ((lots of shit
Knots: You know how tazers are fine for adults if painful
Erron: ((oh
Knots: But could probably kill small children?
Knots: It probably works like that, Schyros gun is probably tuned to make an adult fuck off, not a slightly malnourished 12 year old.
Gaster: -Yeah, it's like that with defibrillators too.-
Schyroton: exactly
Gaster: "... Look, maybe you need a setting for children or something..."
Schyroton: ......
Schyroton: Y-yyeah.
Schyroton: Jujust...
Knots: As someone who has been tazed several times at a young age
Knots: And then tazed again at an older age
Erron: Jamie, and Austin walk in. Austin's arm is broken, and Jamie looks pissed.
Knots: I can guarantee you, it fucks you up a LOT more when you're younger
Schyroton: Ii'm goiiing to adjujust it. Ddon't folllow me. I'lllll be baback.
Gaster: looks up at the three. "... Hello."
Erron: Hey.
Jamie (Judas): Hello.
Gaster: looks very upset.
Erron: E-Everything alright, man?
Schyroton: leaves, because i gtg for a bit
Runner: "...Oh, it's you fucks."
Runner: "'Sup."
Runner: He waves from a table, not completely scrapped.
GN Austin: Oh hai, Runner.
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Gaster: "Well. Someone I consider a daughter has gone off to who knows where and... well. There's a very angry ghost here now."
Erron: Oh, jeez...
Knots: "Y-Yeah, s-she's v-very a-angry."
Erron: Sorry to hear, dude.
Knots: She steals her axe back, and fades back out.
Gaster: "... Shit."
Gaster: "I should have put that somewhere safe."
Erron: ...an Axe?
Gaster: "Yes. Her weapon of choice apparently."
Erron: Oh, cool.
Knots: "AND."
Knots: "MY."
Knots: "AXE!"
GN Austin: I get it!
Gaster: gets ready to duck.
Barchar: anydoors have a history, though. And she hasn't blocked anyone or anything
Knots: Gaster ducked in time.
Knots: She just accidently destroys a bottle sitting on the bar.
Gaster: -His wings are nicked.-
Gaster: "Ah!"
Knots: Bye-bye.
Knots: She's done for now.
Erron: Whoa...
Knots: Gotta plan up something big to kill a bitch with
Gaster: looks back, and realizes his wings are bleeding. "Well..."
Erron: Dude, you okay?
Gaster: -This is a very new sensation to him. "Blood is bad, right?"
Knots: The end of the axe is actually REALLY bloodstained. So Gaster might need to get that checked.
Knots: Possible infections and shit.
Erron: I think.
Knots: Although I doubt Gaster could get sick from Knots and Roses' blood on the axe that killed them.
Gaster: "Okay, I'm going to need bandages then."
Knots: Have you fucking figured it out yet
Erron: ((nope.
Knots: [url=https://mshayleyr1989.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/soskashining.jpg]Guess what the inspiration for them was.[/url]
Gaster: ((that is... not familiar
Erron: ((I've never watched The Shining
Knots: ((Knots and Roses have a shitton in common with the twin girls from The Shining
Knots: ((That got axe murdered
Gaster: ((oooh they are supposed to be the girls in the shining
Knots: ((They aren't the girls
Knots: ((They're just
Knots: ((Heavily based off them because we like to make jokes about the movie
Gaster: ((i've seen the whole movie, just not in one sitting
Gaster: ((my dad would put it on while doing stuff
Gaster: ((but he never started in the same spot
Knots: ((Wanna know what movies I can't stand
Knots: ((Sinister and Sinister 2
Knots: ((They scare me shitless
Knots: ((Sinister 2's trailer freaks me out
Knots: ((Sinister in it's entirety freaks me out
Gaster: ((i can't watch freaking sharknado all the way through
Gaster: ((seeing people swallowed whole really bothers me
Gaster: "... Anyway. I got that robot arm done."
Erron: ((insert Vore Joke
Knots: ((iirc Chime has problems with Vore
Gaster: ((i do
Knots: ((And I can't blame her, it's creepy as fuck sometimes
Erron: ((I can't stand it either
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Jamie (Judas): -He looks up- You did!?
Gaster: nods. "I can go get it if someone holds down the fort here."
Jamie (Judas): -He takes out a sword- I got it.
Gaster: nods, then heads back to his timeline for a moment.
Runner: "...Wait."
Jamie (Judas): -He's visibly happy-
Runner: "It took you fuckers three months to get my back online."
Runner: "Yet you can build a robot arm in your free time in a day?"
Gaster: didn't have the goddamn disk.
Runner: "What the ACTUAL FUCK? Is Lua like the biggest amateur ever?"
GN Austin: ...I guess so.
GN Austin: *he whispers to Erron* I have no Idea what he's on about.
Gaster: comes back with a robot arm. "Lua rebuilt himself if I recall correctly."
Asmodeus : -He walks in.-
Jamie (Judas): Thanks, Sir.
Runner: "...Then what the fuck?"
Runner: "Like, I could've gotten rebuilt in a week at this rate."
Asmodeus : "Hello, everyone."
Erron: Hi.
Runner: "What's up goat #48."
Gaster: pulls out a strange device. "This is for the end of your stub. It's going to hurt going on."
Jamie (Judas): I'm sure getting my arm ripped off, AUSTIN, hurts a lot worse.
Asmodeus : "Goat number forty eight? Really? There's been that many?"
Asmodeus : "Wow."
Erron: 48?
Gaster: "Basically, what this does is it grows artificial nerves that attach to what's left of your own."
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Jamie (Judas): Oh, so I just... stick it on?
Gaster: "I'd keep it dry the first few days."
Gaster: nods.
Jamie (Judas): Sounds good.
Jamie (Judas): Cheers, mate.
Schyroton: ((back
Gaster: chuckles. "The first guy I put it on reflexively punched me in the face."
DamnDude: [[ "Maybe we shouldn't mention how he ended up selling the disk to a black market, only to realistically steal it back" ]]
Asmodeus : "That would be a bit surprising."
Runner: He might just nuke your bar.
Jamie (Judas): I do that to people that get close to me in general...
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Jamie (Judas): ...Like this. Hey Erron, come here.
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Runner: "Five dollars off Lua's bank account if you break his nose."
Gaster: holds out the stub cap. "Whenever you're ready."
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Jamie (Judas): Alright!
Jamie (Judas): -He moves his cape thing-
Gaster: holds the stub cap up to the stub. "Okay... three, two... ONE!" He shoves it on.
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Jamie (Judas): JESUS FUCK! Oh god... you weren't lying.
Jamie (Judas): Ooow.
Gaster: "It should be over soon!"
Jamie (Judas): Jeeeesus!
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Gaster: taps it a couple times. "Alright, I think it's done."
Jamie (Judas): heh, thanks.
Jamie (Judas): I can't say that enough.
Gaster: then attatches the arm.
Jamie (Judas): -he has a large grin on his face-
Gaster: "Alright, can you move it around for me?"
DamnDude: [[ Where's tri when you need him ]]
Jamie (Judas): Alright. -He moves his arm around- Nice.
Gaster: ((tri-ing his best
Schyroton: reenters. His soul container cover is no longer plastic, but some sort of durable metal alloy. He also made adjustments to his blaster.
Erron: ((badumtss
Gaster: "It's comfortable, right?"
Jamie (Judas): Yep.
DamnDude: [[ [url=http://66.media.tumblr.com/9865fba594ca45fec99b5c0d96582306/tumblr_o1e0s7SFti1uiwpaqo1_500.jpg]0o0[/url] ]]
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i arrive))
Gaster: "Good."
Jamie (Judas): I owe you one.
Schyroton: ((hi
Erron: ((yo
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Gaster: "No, no, you don't owe me anything. This is... the fifth prosthetic I've made, I think."
Jamie (Judas): Oh... well, thanks anyways!
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Gaster: "Lots of the people in my timeline need them, so..."
Gaster: ((oh there's tri
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hey[/color]
Schyroton: ((hi
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Somehow I was logged on as soon as I came onto Chrome[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]That's weird[/color]
Jamie (Judas): Right.
FFrisk: She's got a prosthetic finger ever since B literally squeezed her ring finger off.
DamnDude: [[ I have slightly delayed tri summoning skills ]]
Gaster: "I have a lot of practice."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Why am I needed[/color]
Knots: Someone remind me, PMD is tomorrow right?
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yes[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Brb[/color]
Jamie (Judas): Alright... Well, this is an excellent start to my day! I got to break Austin's arm, and I got mine back!
CryingEevee OOC: ((pmd should be tomorrow))
GN Austin: You're an ass.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Back[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Anyway DD why am I needed[/color]
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Jesus Syphon: Nevermind, I see.
Gaster: sighs and goes to the bar again, staring at the note.
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: ((Back))
Jesus Syphon: Wait, in a sense Jesus Syphon is my first joke character. Neato.
Literally Satan: "I sense a disturbance."
Literally Satan: "I think someone is contemplating bringing back Jesus."
Literally Satan: "He's kinda late to the party though, it's a lot more than three days."
Azazel: "At least it's only one Jesus."
Azazel: "We have a full squad of hitlers"
Azazel: "Who are quickly dying off"
Literally Satan: "Seriously where the fuck is Adaline and Hidden Hitler?"
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Azazel [Azazel].
Gaster: 's wings are fuked due to axe ghost.
Azazel: "You don't pay me to remember where they go."
Literally Satan: "Yeah, I pay Hidden Hitler to do that."
Schyroton: destroyed the axe when he was gone, btw.
Knots: No you fucking didn't m8.
Knots: She stole that shit back.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Mfw trying to think of an excuse to bring Syphon back.[/color]
Azazel: "You pay the person we can't find"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]There's multiple eh ways but no good way.[/color]
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Literally Satan: "I mean he never collects his paycheck."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Lily is sleep.[/color]
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Schyroton: dammit
Schyroton: at least tried.
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Asmodeus : -He heads back to the room.-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]The flowers Asmo gave her a while ago are on her desk, by the way. She's taken good care of them.[/color]
Azazel: "...I feel as if someone just got paid more than I did in a year"
Gaston Timeline: -A storm brews in Gaston.-
Literally Satan: "20 whole pennies."
FFrisk: "Vaati, please handle the lightning if you will."
Gaston Timeline: -Not because Gaster's upset or anything.-
FFrisk: "I would much prefer not to have another forest fire."
Asmodeus : -He's glad.-
Gaston Timeline: -I just like rain and think it's neat-
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Sometimes I forget rain is a thing[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Same with snow[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Fuck Texas[/color]
Knots: Fuck Texas
Vaati: -He keeps the lightning away from anything flammable.-
Azazel: "I'm making hell go on strike"
Azazel: "Higher pays or riots"
Literally Satan: "I control all your housing, food supplies, and sex lives."
Fellby: -He's probably on his honeymoon and doesn't have to deal with the rain.-
Literally Satan: "Try me, bitch."
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't even get snow))
CryingEevee OOC: ((EVER))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I had snow[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Once[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Then it was gone and I haven't seen it in years[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Cri[/color]
Azazel: grabs a sign. "I don't need any of those things"
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have never once had snow. i had like, sleet, once and then no snow.))
Literally Satan: "..."
Literally Satan: He idly, just, pulls up his phone.
Literally Satan: "Requesting transfer of Azazel to Horse Hell."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She stirs.[/color]
Azazel: "I'll just make the horses rebel with me!"
Azazel: "We'll take over all of hell"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wait a fucking second.[/color]
Asmodeus : "Waking up?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I don't even need to bring back Jesus Syphon.[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I can bring in goddamn Literally Jesus.[/color]
Literally Satan: "..."
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Literally Satan: "Requesting transfer of Azazel to the Grillby's Bar, permanently."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Mhm...hi, Asmo."[/color]
Azazel: "I have ways of getting back here"
Asmodeus : "Hi."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Now, I could basically do what Laharl's doing but in heaven which I would feel bad for and would probably not go well[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Or I could just bring in Jesus[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"What's up?"[/color]
Literally Satan: "Requesting transfer of Azazel to that one /r/Undertale timeline where there's no Ofna."
Barchar: Canonically LS Jesus is actualy Jesus. Like, he does his damn job, unlike Satan
Knots: Satan's a slacker and God does his fucking job.
Schyroton: ...
: Knots [Knots] is now High Priest Laharl [].
Azazel: "Two can play this game"
: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Jesus].
Literally Satan: "Bitch I literally own you."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]frisky why[/color]
Asmodeus : "Not much."
Literally Satan: "I can request a fucking brand on you."
Schyroton: has stayed silent since his return.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Well, I could be God then.[/color]
Literally Satan: "I will brand my daughter's face on your chest."
: Frisky Whiskington [Jesus] is now Frisky Whiskington [].
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Is ok Frisky, you can be Jesus if you want.[/color]
Azazel: "And I'll take it"
Asmodeus : "I got paid for last night."
Literally Satan: Doooood are you stealing my joke fam
Gaster: is silent too.
: Nah
Literally Satan: Don't be a gimmick thief find your own comedy schtick
Lily: [color=#daffdb]yessss and that's what's making me want to not do this[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]i'm not a funny hooman[/color]
Azazel: "After I take over hell"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]what do[/color]
: Invent jokes
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"How much?"[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]how[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]then rip[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((dig deep into your subconscious. like so-AHHHHHHHHHH))
: Also I wasn't even considering or wanted to RP Jesus
Lily: [color=#daffdb]DON'T DIG THAT FAR INTO YOUR HEAD CE[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb][s]JESUS CHRIST[/s][/color]
Asmodeus : "It was... 50000 G."
Barchar: dude RPing jesus would be fucking boring
CryingEevee OOC: ((rp disco jesus))
Jesus Syphon: well
Barchar: He's basically writing's first mary sue
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Again, I don't know how much that is but it sounds like a lot, so good on you!" She smiles.[/color]
Erron: ((disco jesus.
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Gaster: ((rp the stoner jesus from vinny's tomodachi life streams
Erron: ((why do i want to see this?
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Alrighty, I need to make a joke[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb][s]Everyone shut the fuck up[/s][/color]
Asmodeus : -He smiles back.-
Erron: ((Also, Vinny's tomodachi stream was my shit.
: Don't try to be funny
CryingEevee OOC: ((tri, just do what feels natural))
CryingEevee OOC: ((funny comes from the heart. not from brian))
Literally Satan: "..."
Azazel: "..."
Literally Satan: "Wanna watch Full House?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((brian isn't funny))
Azazel: "Sure"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Okay, so I need to unlock my humor[/color]
: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Jimmy].
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Why do I hate every name that ends in immy[/color]
Azazel: watches full house, plotting to take over hell.
Jimmy: Jimmy walks into the bar
Gaster: glances at the newcomer briefly.
Jimmy: "Como estás I am Jimmy"
Schyroton: ...
Schyroton: Um. Hhhhello.
Jimmy: "I am an old, overused, worn down joke"
Gaster: "... Hey."
Jimmy: "God help me"
CryingEevee OOC: ((bimmy and jimmy))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Bimmy isn't even a name[/color]
Schyroton: ...Oh.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Well, I guess anything can be a name[/color]
Barchar: You never played double dragon bitch
CryingEevee OOC: ((ah great, now you've made bimmy sad))
Erron: ...
CryingEevee OOC: ((way to go tri))
Lily: [color=#daffdb][s]KVIIIlyn[/s][/color]
Jimmy: "I'm going to fucking die lonely"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Sorry Bimmy, I love you[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]And now I think Bimmy sounds cute[/color]
Azazel: "What the hell"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]That was a drastic change in mindset[/color]
Azazel: "I thought we kept all the joke characters down here"
Jimmy: "Oh"
Jimmy: "Okay"
Jimmy: He drops dead
Literally Satan: "Well he's coming here now."
Jimmy: He's literally fucking dead
CryingEevee OOC: ((jimmy came undone))
Schyroton: ....
Gaster: "... Alright then."
Jimmy: Jimmy has been sent to RP hell
: Frisky Whiskington [Jimmy] is now Frisky Whiskington [Winter].
: Wait
: This is literally
: RP Hell
Winter: ((Anyways))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Holy shit[/color]
Winter: Yepppp
Literally Satan: Holy shit
Literally Satan: This is my life's work now
Lily: [color=#daffdb][sub]Jesus christ[/sub][/color]
Barchar: wait, you DIDN'T do that intentionally???
Literally Satan: I should make a portrait of it and move into it
Literally Satan: NO I DIDN'T
Winter: HAH
Winter: ((Anyways I'm actually going to RP a serious character soon
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Neato[/color]
Schyroton: ((noice
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Again, sorry for not talking to anyone there. I was really paying no attention."[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I should bring Deon back /s[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url]))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]...Okay, is there a name for a thing where you suddenly think of something, and then you see something related to it[/color]
Asmodeus : "It's quite alright."
CryingEevee OOC: ((yes?))
CryingEevee OOC: ((although i think it's you learn something and see it everywhere))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I was thinking of stanley parable while browsing reddit, and I see a comment on askreddit about stanley parable[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((or maybe there's another word for it))
CryingEevee OOC: ((serendipity?))
CryingEevee OOC: ((maybe?))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]That is my new favorite word[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Serenity used to be my favorite, and dip is a cute word[/color]
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CryingEevee OOC: ((one of my favorite words is "Decimate"))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I prefer Rend[/color]
: [sub]I thought your favorite words were SereneFlames[/sub]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Laharl no[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Pls[/color]
: Yeah i'm not gonna start that up again
CryingEevee OOC: ((another good word is obliterate... i like words that essentially mean destroy i guess))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I died a little that day[/color]
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Anyway, want to do anything?"[/color]
Winter: (("You don't have to always fuck her hard"
Gaster: is kind of just... thinking of what to do.
Asmodeus : "Free today?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Free until Saturday."[/color]
Asmodeus : "Cool."
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Asmodeus : "Wanna go out an do something?"
Schyroton: ....
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Sure. Looks like it's gonna rain soon."[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"That's nice, it hasn't rained in a little while."[/color]
Barchar: Schyro gets a message. [So. Uhm. Status Update. Because you told me to stay safe and all. I'm currently on the run in about three ways. People started to notice the red-eyed girl in the intimidating leather jacket that occasionally talked to nobody. So, people started trying to get the police to lock me up. Which was fine. I could run. They wouldn't catch me. I then noticed that, hey, I don't actually have a way to charge this phone. So, I...stole a charger. And people noticed that too. Which was fine, I mean, I was already running from the police anyway, right? So, I found an abandoned house. You know, there was mildew, not that many valuables or personal seeming items, all that. Plot twist! It was actually the house of a family that had been away for 6 months. And they came back. And the husband had a shotgun. I am currently texting you from inside the woods as I hope that one of the three problems I created for myself doesn't bite me in the ass.]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]What[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"What do you want to do?"[/color]
Schyroton: [oh my god barchar]
: [can i have your hats]
Asmodeus : -He shrugs.-
Schyroton: [well, at the very least, youre alive.]
Barchar: [I have no hats]
: ((Ngl
Barchar: [Yeah. Still alive. For now.]
: ((I was expecting that to end with BC becoming a timeline's version of bigfoot
Barchar: (She's short tho)
: ((Rip my fairy))
: ((So I can put the entire princess in a fucking bottle))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Ah. Hmm, we could go out and relax, we could talk, we could go for a walk, we could practice, I could show you some friends, you can show me some friends..."[/color]
Schyroton: (thats my aesthetic, bread
Barchar: (Playing Majora's Mask?)
CryingEevee OOC: ((sounds like MM to me))
: ((Yeah))
CryingEevee OOC: ((are you gonna go for all masks?))
: ((Haven't actually beat MM before, never got to it))
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, if you've never beaten it i think you should go for all masks))
Schyroton: [oh, um. knots tried to kill me(i'm fine) and i foind out that the blast actually had a chance to kill roses so i screwed up big time]
: ((Also fucking maybe, but I bought the 3ds version and the cartridge had a near complete save on it, so thanks previous owner))
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Slarv[/color]
SS Asriel: ((Hiya
Schyroton: ((yo
GN Austin: So, Jamie. You have to keep your new arm dry right?
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Speaking of, I'mma start experimenting with music but I'll be doubletasking[/color]
Jamie (Judas): That's what the doc told me.
GN Austin: Good to know... -He walks out, and in 5 minutes enters with a super soaker in his hand-
Gaster: glares at Austin. "No."
SS Asriel: Okie
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Any of those sound good?"[/color]
GN Austin: ...what? It's a joke.
Erron: Is it?
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SS Asriel: there's still a smol, trembling gote behind the couch
Gaster: "Do you want it to get infected? Because that's how it gets infected."
GN Austin: ...
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GN Austin: *looks at Jamie, and back to Gaster* I'm not gonna say.
: SS Asriel [SS Asriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Fanta: "Hywel how does my ass look"
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Erron: takes the Super Soaker. "You're not doing it."
GN Austin: Okay, okay...
Schyroton: looks behind the couch, mostly because he heard a faint noise. "....Aaare you alriright?
: Fanta [Fanta] is now SS Asriel [SS Asriel].
SS Asriel: the smol does not respond, the photos are still there
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Barchar: [Yes. I know.]
Schyroton: sits down, a couple meters away from SSA.
: ((I just followed that butler for seven years))
: ((To get a pig mask))
Barchar: (No, that's Ocarina of time silly)
Schyroton: [::(]
SS Asriel: aside from the occasional sob, he's quiet
Schyroton: ...Iit's gogoing to be okaty.
: ((Time to lose progress))
Barchar: [Why the sad face? It's not like you didn't know I could see what's going on in thasmofgoqnt]
Schyroton: [bc whats going on]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Brb[/color]
Barchar: [A BEAR]
Schyroton: [i sadfaced bc of the situation but more important are you ok]
Schyroton: [OH]
Schyroton: [OH FUCK]
: [why are you typing if theres a bear]
: [dont you have rainbow lasers]
Barchar: [I mean it's fine now. I killed it.]
Barchar: [Yes. I used them. On the bear.]
Schyroton: [o]
: [banned]
CryingEevee OOC: ((tfw bringing back an old rp))
Shoe: [Now you get the bad ending]
Shoe: [No fighting]
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Back[/color]
Miyu: [This little shit]
Miyu: [Just interrupted]
Fellby: [*a picture of muffet, snuggled up next to him*]
Miyu: [My idle animation]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Brb again[/color]
Fellby: [how can she be this adorable]
Shoe: [You don't have an idle animation]
Miyu: [I can pretend i'm more than 32 Bit]
SS Asriel: whimpers
Barchar: [[i]shoe why are you texting me this was not a group chat how do you even know I just shot a bear[/i]]
Miyu: [I should get one, can I buy an idle animation?]
Schyroton: gently pats SSA's shoulder. "Ththose picttures aren't heher."
Shoe: [Magic]
Y.V.: [u kiled a bare look owt for dah popo]
Barchar: [What]
Barchar: [Who even are you]
Schyroton: [im blocking all of you except barchar]
Miyu: [Why me]
Schyroton: [who are you]
Shoe: [Don't block me I control your stats]
Y.V.: [im yung venuz. tha gun god]
Gaster: ignores his phone buzzing.
Miyu: [Good to see that A-Rank means jack shit, i'm gonna go back to dealing with a 9 year old]
Schyroton: [wait holy shit miyu]
Shoe: [Did you see that lucio pic Gaster posted?]
Schyroton: [...how the hell did you get this number]
SS Asriel: [*raises hand*]
Gaster: [i don't play overwatch]
Shoe: that was him
SS Asriel: is not texting
Gaster: [i only blog about science stuff]
Gaster: [like fluid dynamics]
Schyroton: [and bad science jokes]
Schyroton: [because all the good ones]
Schyroton: [argon]
Gaster: [ha. nice one.]
Gaster: is not laughing.
Miyu: [Dude this is a phone from Shoe]
Miyu: [I think i've got like, three phone books in here]
Y.V.: [siince iz borng. blob abowt gunz]
Schyroton: made a joje to hide his pain
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Gaster: just puts his phone down, resting his head in his arms.
Schyroton: ....
Barchar: [There are like twenty goddamn things I feel like I should be worried about going on here]
Barchar: [And that's not including the fucking bear]
Schyroton: turns off notifs from the group chat, then creates a private chat with bc.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Back[/color]
: Merasmus is still in your private chat.
: He's in all chats.
Shoe: [Cute pic of me rn *cute pic of a shoe*]
Schyroton: [barchar, this is my fault. i was the one who shot her. i'm sorry i got you into this mess.]
Miyu: [I've got a cute pic of me 15 years in the future]
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
SS Asriel: ((Kappa is the tenth letter in the greek alphabet
Lily: [color=#daffdb]TIL[/color]
Barchar: (No it's not)
SS Asriel: ((It's used to represent the k sound in ancient and modern greek
Barchar: (Well maybe it is actually idk)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I looked it up, it is[/color]
: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kappa It checks out
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wowie[/color]
Barchar: (But when I hear 'kappa' i think of the japanese monster thing)
SS Asriel: ((In graph theory, the connectivity of a graph is given by kappa
Erron: ((I think of animal crossing.
Erron: ((Kapp'n
Barchar: (WEll, but he's a japanese mosnter kappa)
Erron: ((yeah.
Schyroton: ((i think of that old nicktoon kappa mikey
Barchar: [Look, this was...probably inevitable.]
SS Asriel: ((In differential geometry, the curvature of a curve is given by kappa
SS Asriel: ((In twitch chat, the almighty lul is given by kappa
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think the twitch kappa))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I haven't done 3/4 time signature often, and I'm just experimenting, and somehow this is decent so far[/color]
Gaster: ((brb dinner
Schyroton: [its still at least partially my fa uly]
Barchar: [Eventually I was going to be more of a liability than anything.]
Barchar: [I'm surprised it took as long as it did]
Schyroton: [yiure not a liability. yoyre the friemd of so mamy barchat we catr about yoi]
Schyroton: is shaky, and therefor typoing a bunch.
Barchar: [I'm a friend just as much as I am a ticking time bomb. I know you care about me. And I appreciate that. But I care about you, too, and I know that I'm about to finally blow up.]
CryingEevee OOC: ((not related to anything, but iirc laharl's favorite trope is fusion?))
Barchar: [I don't want to leave. I don't want to try to let you all go. But unless I can try to keep from getting used to hurt you, I don't feel like I can afford to stay]
: SS Asriel's connection timed out.
Schyroton: [o know but i font want to srr you get hurt because og this ig i can jelo it]
CryingEevee OOC: (("i'm gonna fart my life"-joel))
Barchar: [...what?]
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Schyroton: [jold on]
Schyroton: focuses on not shaking. [i know but i dont want o see you get hurt if i can help it]
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: SS Asriel [SS Asriel] disconnected.
Barchar: [I wish you could. I hope you can. But right now, I feel...well.]
Barchar: [I feel helpless again.]
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Barchar: [Before I was just worried about one person maybe making me hurt one other person. And that was terrifying. But I didn't reall think he would, all in all. Now, though...]
: ((Something I just realized
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Barchar: [I dobn't just believe she will. I know she will. And you're all at risk.]
: ((Ahoy
: ((Titania in Reborn is a SHITTON based off Erza from Fairy Tail
: ((It be talk like a pirate day, matey
CryingEevee OOC: ((is is?))
Barchar: (yes)
: ((September 19
CryingEevee OOC: ((so it be true))
CryingEevee OOC: ((this be the day of landlubber speaking like the scourges of the seas))
Barchar: (yre)
Schyroton: [ive already been dragged into this. no, i dragged myself into this. ive been at risk since i pulled out a blaster. shes after both of us. what do i do]
Barchar: [You can kill her.]
: ((We be sailin' the 7 grand seas, and downloadin' cars.
Barchar: [I know you can. You killed her sister. And eventually she's going to cross a line to make you not care if you do.]
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Barchar: [But you can't kill me. Physically or mentally. I know you can't.]
Schyroton: [... ill kill her if she crosses a line]
: [yee haw]
Schyroton: [but should i run away from the bar, at least for now? i on't want others getting hurt because of me either]
Barchar: [She can't control you.]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Can I just say I have no idea what's going on[/color]
Barchar: [And I expect that without [i]either[/i] of us she might well blindfire. I don't know.]
Gaster: 's wings are drooped.
Schyroton: [i know she cant but she could still hurt someone]
Barchar: [And at least you might actually be able to protect someone.]
Barchar: [I've been trying my damndest to pretend that was my schtick, but goddammit it never worked. And now I can't, because if I try, then I'm just going to be turned right the fuck around.]
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Schyroton: [...barchar,i believe. i... i believe that we can somehow both get through this. i dont know how but we will.]
CryingEevee OOC: ((🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥))
CryingEevee OOC: ((hey frost warp. remember when we played bl2?))
Barchar: [...If you find out how, I want to know. I really, really, [i]really[/i] don't want to leave you all.]
Barchar: (vaguely)
Barchar: (Also I proved my tilde hatred to you why do you still do this)
CryingEevee OOC: ((we should continue that. and just because i felt like it. sorry.))
Schyroton: [i dont want to lose you.]
: ((🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥Yee haw🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Barchar: [Neither do I. So again. If you know some way to make me safer, then please, please let me know. But for now...I just...can't. I can't be there.]
Schyroton: [alright]
: Swood's connection timed out.
CryingEevee OOC: http://www.strawpoll.me/11262074
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Barchar: [By the way I had to kill the bear again.]
Barchar: [Just showd up. The exact same way it did last time.]
Barchar: [I'm gonna move.]
: [Un-bear-able]
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
CryingEevee OOC: ((tfw Frost_Warp won the straw poll))
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]I can't believe this[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Also, Lily asked a thing[/color]
Gaster: ((you forgot flame wrap
CryingEevee OOC: ((i did))
CryingEevee OOC: ((but it's too late now))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Fam Wrap[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((frost and wame are tied now))
Asmodeus : -What thing.-
CryingEevee OOC: ((and wrost actually got a vote, i wasn't expecting that))
Barchar: (How could you possily forget the BRAND NEW FLAME WRAP FROM TACO BELL FOR ONLY TWO EASY PAYMENTS OF 5.55)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She gave some options for what they could do, which was...relaxing, practicing, walking, talking, or seeing friends[/color]
: ((I'm gonna make a rule
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Then asked if any of them sounded good[/color]
Asmodeus : "They all do."
Barchar: (Wrost Farp should be Wost Frarp)
: ((That outlaws using the same joke more than 5 times
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Is CK exempt from this rule[/color]
Asmodeus : "Whatever you would like to do."
Barchar: (ew no)
: ((Lame parp))
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh right, it should be wost farp))
CryingEevee OOC: ((*rarp))
CryingEevee OOC: ((*Frarp))
Gaster: ((worst fart?
Lily: [color=#daffdb]parp*[/color]
: ((Yee haw must disagree with you matey.
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh well))
CryingEevee OOC: ((frost sill won))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Well, practicing is the most productive, relaxing is the calmest, walking probably wouldn't be good considering now it's raining, talking would be nice but we know a lot about each other, and talking to friends would depend on their availability."[/color]
: SS Asriel [SS Asriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].
: Swood's connection timed out.
: http://prntscr.com/ck0jlo
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hmm."[/color]
Fanta: "Hywel how does my ass look"
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Frost_warp : ((I feel myself...CHANGING))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh no[/color]
Frost_warp : ((AAHHHH THIS SUCKS))
Lily: [color=#daffdb][s]You've become Slarv[/s][/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's working!))
Hywel: "Better."
: ((We did it reddit
Frost_warp : ((FUCK THIS IS SLARV BLUE))
Gaster: sighs and rolls over.
Fanta: ((Haha
Fanta: "That's good"
Fanta: "Because it's been like 3 weeks and I'm thirsty as fuck"
Hywel: "Well we start tomorrow."
Barchar: (Oh shit I actually forgot the old color code i used, umm)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]rip[/color]
Fanta: ((Finished up all the letters
: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] is now Blood_warp [Blood_warp].
Fanta: "Goooood"
Blood_warp: ((edgey oc))
Hywel: "We teach people how to sex better as a job."
Fanta: ((Brb
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Blood_warp: ((wood_blarp))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Brb[/color]
Fellby: -He's currently spending time alone with his wife.-
Blood_warp: https://soundcloud.com/mirefixtape/never-mix-spongebob-with-spongebob
Flame_warp : ((found it))
Flame_warp : ((i think))
Blood_warp: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url]))
Asmodeus : -He sent an email with all the digital pictures.-
Muffet: she's relaxing with him
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Back[/color]
Muffet: blissfully unaware of theshitshow occuring at the bar
Fellby: -Email get!-
Fellby: -They don't even know Barchar's gone.-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"So I guess that's productivity vs calmness vs interaction."[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Considering it's raining, I think calmness is the best option, but we relax a lot, so."[/color]
Blood_warp: ((quick, everyone make [insert thing here]_warp ocs /s))
Gaster: ((flamewarpsonas
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Blame_Gorp[/color]
: Swood [] is now Swood [yeehaw_warp].
Blood_warp: ((what did gorp do?))
yeehaw_warp: Yee haw
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Gorp is the one who ruined Flame's name[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb][sub]Okay not ruined[/sub] but[/color]
yeehaw_warp: Am I cool now
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She trails off, thinking.[/color]
Blood_warp: ((wehaw_yearp))
Asmodeus : "Yeah."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]You were always cool, CK. <3[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]And now you're not /s[/color]
Asmodeus : -He sits in the bed, near Lily.-
Flame_warp : (((I'm the oriignal. I'm the real deal.)))
Blood_warp: ((CK stands for both cowboy kid AND cool kid))
Flame_warp : ((I'm the0the cat's meow))
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]FLAME IS SHOE CONFIRMED[/color]
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Ant[/color]
Ant: (( yo ))
: Blood_warp [Blood_warp] is now Cat's meow [Cat's meow].
yeehaw_warp: ((Hi ant
Cat's meow: ((i beg to differ))
Muffet: "Oh, you know what, we never did ave our dance, did we?
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I'm trying to think of some CaU theories[/color]
Alki: walks into the bar
Cat's meow: ((CE IS TRI))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]We have CE is Tri, MV is B, Sagekrai...[/color]
Fellby: "I don't think we did."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Sagekrai is confirmed but[/color]
Fanta: "That'll be fun"
Cat's meow: ((time is darkrai))
Hywel: -He nods.-
Barchar: (Hoopa is darkrai)
Ant: (( ant is actually just a river of ants ))
Hywel: "Also it pays well."
Fanta: "So who goes first?"
: ((Life Portraits are fun
Ant: (( in a trench coat ))
Fanta: ((So I finished z on my font
Fanta: ((Then I looked back at it
Cat's meow: ((CE's shadow is the only one that walks beside him))
Fanta: ((And decided the font wasn't good enough
Hywel: "What do you mean?"
Barchar: (Now you get to do the SYMBOLS)
Fanta: ((So it's time to redo the whole thing
Ant: (( and after all... ))
Gaster: ((rip
yeehaw_warp: ((Either that or we are all figments of somebody's imagination.
Lily: http://www.strawpoll.me/11262164
Ant: (( you're my wonderwall ))
Barchar: (that's two different songs ant)
Fanta: "You know, like be the demo"
: Cat's meow [Cat's meow] is now ☭ [☭].
☭: ((comrade))
Ant: (( that's the joke ))
Hywel: "I mean, we're both going to teach."
Ant: (( it wasn't a very good joke ))
☭: ((inb4 we are just made up in the mind of an undertale character))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"What do you think? Or are you still unsure?"[/color]
Fanta: "Yeah"
Fanta: "What first?"
Asmodeus : "Let's just relax."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]The entire universe is in a Frisk's mind[/color]
yeehaw_warp: ((I need to say something deep
Asmodeus : "It's fun to relax."
yeehaw_warp: ((Um
Ant: (( we are all figments of our computers' imaginations ))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Alright. I agree."[/color]
Barchar: (No, Barchar's)
Fellby: -He stands up, putting on a quiet tune.-
yeehaw_warp: ((Do you like hurting other people?
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Flame is in coma and we are parts of his imagination confirmed[/color]
Erron: ((inb4 CAU is just a chat log made by some guy on the internet...
Erron: ((wait...
Hywel: "Well, let's start with the basic stuff, gender swap, stamina."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Close enough[/color]
: ((Perversion Log: CaU
☭: ((inb4 CaU is a SCP))
yeehaw_warp: ((Sans is ness
Gaster: ((scumster: what the fuck is this garbage
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Why did I not put Sans is Ness[/color]
yeehaw_warp: ((I think at least one person rped sans
Ant: (( we are all imaginary figments of someone's mind who are in coma's. Meaning we are imaginary people in imaginary coma's in the mind of someone who is not in a coma ))
: ((SANESS))
: ((Pikachu is our electrotherapy machine and James and Jessie are figments of our inherent homosexuality
yeehaw_warp: ((I (don't) ship it
Lily: [color=#daffdb]What if there was someone in a coma thinking of someone in a coma thinking of that person who is in a coma thinking of them in a coma[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Comaception[/color]
Ant: (( what if we're all gay ))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Can confirm /s[/color]
☭: ((inb4 we're all just in someone's imagination EXCEPT ONE OF US))
Gaster: ((i think there's very few straight people here
Muffet: she stands up as well, grabbing his hands with two of her one
yeehaw_warp: ((IM NOT GAY
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I am one of the few straight people[/color]
Barchar: (I thought I was straight)
Barchar: (But then I realzed nah I'm prolly inot dudes too)
: ((I'm aromantic and asexual but I can still appreciate some boobs
: ((I am a straight))
☭: ((i am a straight cis white male))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh hey[/color]
Fanta: ((Azzy says he has a tulpa
Fellby: -He leads Muffet into a quiet dance, as rain patters against the windows.-
Fanta: ((What
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Further confirmation[/color]
yeehaw_warp: ((I sexually identify as memes
Lily: [color=#daffdb]What[/color]
Gaster: ((WHAT
☭: ((excuse?))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Really?[/color]
: ((((Uhm))
Fanta: ((I don't fuckin know
☭: ((iirc tulpa tulpas are on equal ground of tulpas, not some sort of sub-tulpa))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]If that's true...wow[/color]
: ((Jesus Christ what if Azzy's tulpa gets a tulpa))
Ant: (( What if we're all just tuplas of tulpas of tuplas ))
: ((Azzy
: ((You need
: ((To go
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Tulpa tulpas are on the same level as tulpas[/color]
: ((Deeper
Fanta: ((Idunno if he's just bsing me or is actually doing it
yeehaw_warp: ((Sounds like a lot of TUPLA
: ((TUPLA))
Ant: (( I said sounds like a lot of... ))
Ant: (( Sounds like a lot of ))
☭: ((slarv, i think you'd know if there was another tulpa in your head))
Ant: ((*brick*))
Fanta: ((Yeah
Gaster: is still miserable. He goes home, gets a book, and brings it back to the bar.
Fanta: ((But he says he's makin it
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She begins to leave. "To the beach, I assume?"[/color]
Asmodeus : "Sure."
☭: ((oh boy))
Asmodeus : -He gets up.-
Fanta: ((Or he's screwing around
: ((Inb4 "Get pranked))
: "*
☭: (({ask him to tell the truth}))
Gaster: is now reading a book, miserably.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Alright." They eventually leave. It's fairly rainy, the clouds block the sun and sky completely.[/color]
yeehaw_warp: ((I don't wanna put in the effort to create a being thru sheer willpower
Fanta: ((He says it was joke
yeehaw_warp: ((I pass
Asmodeus : -He doesn't really mind.-
Fanta: ((Rip
☭: ((rip))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip[/color]
: ((Azzy did you say get pranked))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Gg Azzy[/color]
yeehaw_warp: ((Rip in spaghetti, never forgetti
Muffet: she closes her eyes, smiling gently. "Why in the world have we not done this until now?"
Ant: (( RIP in tortilla ))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Though, it could be him hiding it because he regrets telling you or something but I doubt it[/color]
Fellby: "Well, we're a busy pair."
☭: (({rest in peices}))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]If it is joke gj Azzy[/color]
Ant: (( reces in pieces ))
yeehaw_warp: (( I don't think you can rhyme much things with tortilla
Ant: ((*resses))
Muffet: "True, true..."
: ((Fucking resses))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She sits by the beach. She gradually almost unnoticably grows.[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Reeses are amazing[/color]
: ((Pretending they invented fuckinf trail mix))
Ant: (( is there a story here? ))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Story where?[/color]
☭: ((CaU OOC: the true story))
Ant: (( inb4 reeses stole the patent on trailmix ))
Barchar: (I like how in NT, for the most part the character on the mutation icon is who it's good with)
: Erron [Erron] disconnected.
: (("IN TRAIL MIX"))
Fellby: "It's amazing we even got this time alone together."
Barchar: (Eyes on gamma guts and long arms, melting on boiling veins)
Barchar: (Fish on recycle gland)
Fanta: ((Rail trix
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rail trix[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]When you drop your trix on a railroad[/color]
Ant: (( Silly rail, trix are for kidz ))
☭: ((well in NT it's also just the ones from wasteland kings. none of the ones who came in NT))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]And they get crushed[/color]
Asmodeus : "Nice day out."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Silly rabbit, trix are for trains[/color]
Barchar: (Still)
Asmodeus : -Half joking.-
yeehaw_warp: I like trains kid's favorite cereal
yeehaw_warp: Rail trip
Ant: (( How many clicks does it take to get to the coherent meaning in the center of a CAU log? the world may never know ))
yeehaw_warp: Trix*
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I know you're joking, but I would actually agree."[/color]
Muffet: "Well, we're going to have plenty of time with each other soon enough."
☭: ((the coherent meaning was likely lost in xyzzy so we'll never find it))
Fellby: "Oh, don't I know it."
yeehaw_warp: http://images.firstcovers.com/covers/flash/a/and_then_they_fucked-75360.jpg
Lily: [color=#daffdb]What the fuck[/color]
Asmodeus : "Yeah. Now that you've brought my attention to it, I've actually noticed how much I like rain, and thunder."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Since when did my sister care so fucking much about beetles[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]God damn[/color]
yeehaw_warp: Band or bug?
☭: ((excuse?))
Asmodeus : "Somewhat relaxing, even though to some it would be fearful."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Alright CE, some context[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]My sister sucks[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]The end[/color]
☭: ((i know that already))
Ant: (( a classic that my school plays everyday between classes. ))
Ant: (( my school ruined the beatles for me ))
: ((Ladybugs are beetles too))
: ((Get it))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Actual context, our dog ate her beetles that she apparently had in her room[/color]
: ((Because the bug))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]And she's enraged[/color]
: ((Wait like))
: ((What beetles))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Idfk[/color]
Ant: (( Sounds like my arch nemesis. fucking beetles. ))
: ((The Beetles?))
☭: ((i don't understand how anyone can like anything with an exoskeleton))
yeehaw_warp: ((ITS JUST A BUG - Guy from sitcom
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh no, the bug beetles[/color]
: ((Bug beetles))
Fellby: ((excuse you ce
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Now if they ate a CD of the beetles that's prretty bad[/color]
yeehaw_warp: ((The word exoskeleton is cool as fuck
Lily: [color=#daffdb]pretty[/color]
: ((Excuse you CE))
Muffet: BITCH
☭: ((what, what do you guys like that has an exoskeleton?))
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: ((Muffet))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Funny, I don't even mind lightning. It doesn't affect me much. Except when it sets me on fire."[/color]
: ((Muffet is a spider))
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-She's getting a headache.-[/font]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"But that hasn't happened before, so."[/color]
: ((Hey guys
: ((Dragon flies maybe iirc))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hey Laharl[/color]
yeehaw_warp: ((Crabs are pretty cool
: ((Is it a stupid move to pass up Guppy's Head in isaac
Asmodeus : "That would be bad."
: ((So you can keep the bible
Winter: ((Okay so due to a recent development PMD has a 50/50 chance of happening tomorrow or not))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yes[/color]
: ((Yes))
: ((Cause you fucking hate fighting Mom's Heart
☭: ((do you have the halo unlocked yet?))
yeehaw_warp: ((The one with claws not the std
: Ant [Ant] is now Beetle [Beetle].
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Actually, in that case eh[/color]
Winter: (('Cause fuck you, real life))
: ((I just got it from murdering Mom with the bible
☭: ((oh dear))
☭: ((then i'd suggest keeping guppy's head))
Gaster: is just sitting there, reading his book.
Beetle: walks in
: ((Well pick it up first no matter what))
☭: ((bibble is useless after mom's heart))
: ((No I mean
: ((So you get the guppy credit))
: ((I literally just beat the run
Gaster: looks up.
: ((With the bible
: ((Oh))
Beetle: is holding...a tambourine or something
: ((And I passed up Tammy, Guppy, Necronomicon, and Book of Belial
☭: ((oh))
: ((For the fucking bible
Barchar: (WHY)
☭: ((well, whatever keeps your vessel buoyant))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Okay, necronomicon I understand[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Head, sorta[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]But wut[/color]
Beetle: "Sup radical dudes"
Gaster: puts down his book and looks at the beetle.
yeehaw_warp: ((I should play BoI
☭: ((i mean, he didn't have guaranteed sheol or cathedral yet))
: ((I kinda uh
Beetle: (( idk why this guy talks like a 90's cartoon but I can't turn back on this now ))
: ((Went through Sheol too
☭: ((oh))
: ((And slaughtered Satan
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh yeah, bible instakills Satan too btw[/color]
Barchar: (Holy shit I just got a hyper rifle in 3-3)
: ((No it fucking doesn't
Beetle: "It's me beetle. Y'all want some goat's milk!?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yes[/color]
Barchar: (No it doesn't tri)
☭: ((what if you accidently popped bibble in satan's room))
: ((I literally already fell for that once Tri
☭: ((tri is trolling))
Gaster: "... Uh. Not particularly?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Dammit[/color]
: ((Fuck you Glame_Plorp))
yeehaw_warp: ((Keep going
: ((Getting lucky))
Barchar: (t instakills you)
Beetle: (( fucking what's the opposite of milk? ))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Anti-milk[/color]
: ((Alcohol
Gaster: ((... alcohol?
☭: ((lemonade?))
: ((Cows))
: ((Cow blood))
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Nobody understands the beauty of milk + iced tea[/color]
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Gaster: 's voice is drowned out by OOC.
Beetle: chugs a bottles of cow...oh...oh no...[i]why[/i]. Beetle you need to stop this
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Sorry Chime[/color]
: Nope, his voice is drowned out by Watsky
Winter: ((Again, PMD has a 50/50 chance of happening tomorrow because I'm p sure people were talking about something else when I sent it))
yeehaw_warp: Oh, oh no
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Alright Frisky[/color]
☭: ((why am i tired right now?))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yes.[/color]
: something something life portraits
Fanta: Leherl
Fanta: Lahaerl
: What
Fanta: Laharl that song got stuck in my head while I was in another tab
Fanta: Just then
: get
: fucked
Barchar: (What the fuck is Eyes' passive)
Beetle: finishes the bottle....somehow
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I don't know the song, ha[/color]
Beetle: "Good shit"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]...Eye's passive is, uh...[/color]
Gaster: is slightly disturbed.
Beetle: (( beetle just sounds like sonic ))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]...I don't remember[/color]
Beetle: "You want to hear me play my ani-matter tambourine"
Beetle: (( this character makes me hate. ))
Gaster: "... I guess?"
yeehaw_warp: ((I just imagined sonic saying the good shit copy pasta
Beetle: (( I hate what I'm doing ))
: Eyes can see in the dark
: Thats his passive
☭: ((my brother just handed me a 3ds cart of a game called "fantasy life", apparently he thinks i'll like it))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Oh, did you know I can make the flower on my head can create a really good smell at will when I'm hydrated? It's pretty cool."[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh yeah, that's what[/color]
Barchar: (Oh. Right.)
Barchar: (That's why I forgot becasue it's feckin lame)
Beetle: plays it and it some how sounds like a broken clarinet despite the fact that it's fucking percussion
Beetle: "Alright! Here comes the good riff"
Lily: [color=#daffdb][url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ]By the way[/url][/color]
Gaster: is now baffled. It makes him forget what he's upset about briefly.
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Brb[/color]
☭: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meDqJqoq7K0]fuck everything[/url]))
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Beetle: (( rock rilled ))
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yeehaw_warp: ((Don't forget to fuck bees
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Back[/color]
yeehaw_warp: Wtf is going on in the /r/undertake discord right now; http://i.imgur.com/to9tXQG.png
Lily: [color=#daffdb][url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQoA_wjmE9w]Fuck bees[/url][/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Dammit[/color]
☭: ((fuck gongs, fuck the beginning of songs-))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I can't believe you've done this CK[/color]
: ((Fuck you if you're not singing along
Beetle: (( [i]i fucking love bees[/i] ))
yeehaw_warp: ((No u
Barchar: (I got killed in 7-1)
Barchar: (rip me)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip[/color]
yeehaw_warp: ((F
Barchar: (Oh well I'm only playing eyes to get a golden gun for the achievment anyway')
Barchar: (And I didn't get it)
Beetle: "Hehe. Alllllllllllllllllllllllright."
☭: ((tri, meet me in the plug. we shall wage war of... some kind))
Barchar: (So I had no attachement to that run. At all. Any :)
: http://prntscr.com/ck0u59 This is a horrible mashup i've got blaring
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Sure[/color]
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Beetle: "Tambourines are fucking lit"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Darude Astley is amazing[/color]
Beetle: (( Why am i doing this ))
Gaster: nods, since it's the only way he can reply.
Beetle: "Don't you think tambourine's are fucking lit? DON'T YOU!"
Gaster: nods again, a little frightened.
yeehaw_warp: ((https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p5cZP3b6Or4
Beetle: "readical"
yeehaw_warp: (( good song right there
Beetle: (( i started misspelling it then just ran with it ))
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOzM4ClFG1o
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Beetle: (( I opened two of those links at once. I've heard hell. ))
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Lily said a thing.[/color]
Fanta: "I'm gonna teach em that one move"
Fanta: "You know the one"
Hywel: "Which one."
Asmodeus : "You can?"
Fanta: "[i]That[/i] one"