Fanta: *>
Schyroton: ...
Knots: <...>
Knots:
Fanta: "Wish Hywel was into kinky shit like that"
Roses:
Roses:
Fellby: "Well if you wanna spend the night sometime..."
Muffet: "Well, I'm sure you could fffffffstop cease do not finish this sentence."
Knots:
: Frisky 's connection timed out.
Knots:
Knots:
Roses:
Roses:
Knots: <...>
Roses: <5>
Knots: She just. Fades out of the void rock.
Knots: SHe doesn't take the basket with her.
Roses:
Knots: No response. She's left.
Roses: She sighs for a decent three minutes
Fanta: "What were you gonna say?"
Muffet: "Nothing, dearie, not a thing at all."
Fellby: crosses his legs.
Fanta: "..do you guys have a thing for couples?"
Muffet: "...Define that."
Jäger Leyline: so much for that oath
Fanta: "Shush"
Fanta: "I mean like something me and Hywel could do together"
Muffet: "Would...hywel be interested in the job
Fellby: "Like, renting out a room where you can do kinky stuff?"
Fanta: "Dunno"
Fanta: "He's.. really loyal"
Jäger Leyline: overly
Fanta: "Shut up, it's a good attribute."
Fellby: "Look, Fanta, you start small with the kink."
Muffet: "I'm absolutely one hundred percent sure we could work something out. If you want. This is your choice. I'm not going to beg you to come back. At all. Especially right now."
Fanta: "I mean, with the shot of course not"
Fanta: "But the job was fun as hell"
Fanta: "Hywel'd need convincing, though"
Muffet: "Oh, good, interesting yes."
Schyroton: [hey, can yoy tell me when its safe thanks ::)
Fellby: [yeah no problem]
Schyroton: [ty]
Muffet: "Look, I'll level with you, amalgamate or not you were one of the best damn workers we had. I will do whatever it takes to get you back if you truly want it."
Fellby: "You're unemployed, right?"
Fanta: "I'd like to do it, I need a job anyway, but Hywel's got the final descision"
Fanta: "Yeah"
Fellby: "Hm. It could be fun to have you put food on the table with us again."
Muffet: "Well. I will do whatever convincing necessary."
Fanta: sighs
Muffet: "Erm, not including venom. I will not do that." she said half sounding like it was a reminder to herself.
Fanta: "I remember that one time"
Jäger Leyline: Fanta do you support or something
Muffet: "But, of course, I suppose you need to recover first."
Fanta: "What does that mean"
Jäger Leyline: money
Fanta: "I need money to live, yes"
Jäger Leyline: what happened to the 5 mil I gave you?
Fanta: "It's still there."
Fellby: "Five milli- you just have money to give away?"
Fellby: "LIke, that much money?"
Fanta: "But, you know, I'd rather not just live off someone else for my whole life."
Jäger Leyline: that should last you quite sometime though
Jäger Leyline: til you can find something yiy want to do
Fanta: "Why are you actively dissuading me to get a job."
Jäger Leyline: Im not I just do want you to get a bad job simply because you feel like you have to
: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.
Fanta: "..."
Fellby: frowns at Jager.
Fanta: rubs her forehead
Jäger Leyline: you got an opporunity to find what you really want to do
Fellby: also texts schyro. [I think we're good]
Fanta: "I've had the job before, jager."
Fanta: "I enjoyed it."
Fanta: "I stopped because life got hectic."
Fanta: "And I almost died."
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.
Jäger Leyline: you.just took a job where you.punch sharks
Fanta: "Fuck's your point?"
Jäger Leyline: youre not picking the best or safest jobs
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Muffet: "Leyline!" she said, sounding genuinely offended
: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.
Jäger Leyline: Im not talking about the Bakery damniy
Fanta: "What the fuck are you talking about."
: ((Why is jager so damn set
: ((On the shark punching job that was a 10 minute joke
Jäger Leyline: Im trying to make sure my friend doesnt go and make a shitty ass decision that she regrets rather than go and find something she really wants buy fine be that way
Fanta: "You are literally just spouting off whatever comes to your fucking mind regardless of what is actually being said."
Jäger Leyline: go fuck your life up however you want youve been doing it for.years apparently
Jäger Leyline: gets up and walks to the bar
Barchar: has receded into the couch. She's staying put of this one.
Fanta: "It's like everything I said went in one ear and out the other, fucking christ."
Fellby: crosses his arms.
Muffet: "We're offering you the job you want and he's just off about something else." she shakes her head. "Whatever."
Fanta: "It's like you're reading off the goddamn 'jager makes a point' script"
Fanta: "Episode 19, season 3"
Fellby: shrugs, swallowing the rest of his cigarette. "Mmmh."
Muffet: "Not going to let this come between us. Everybody fights."
Fanta: sighs
Fanta: "Whatever"
Fanta: "I'll talk to Hywel, if anything I'm sure I can at least convince him to learn how to dance"
Muffet: "Thank you, dearie."
Muffet: "I am willing to procure whatever information he needs."
Fanta: "Oh yeah and.. um, didn't have to ask about this when I was an amalgam but.."
Fanta: "Is everyone there clean?"
Fellby: "We run tests every month. Birth control's also provided."
Muffet: "Don't worry, dearie. We know what we're doing."
Fanta: "I'm infertile, so."
Fanta: "That won't be an issue"
Jäger Leyline: you and me both...
Fellby: "Well I'm sure not."
Muffet: "And I...don't know."
Muffet: "I honestly have no clue."
Fellby: "See, that's why I'm taking birth control. I've already got my hands full with one kid."
: Poly [] joined chat.
Fanta: "Fuuuuck.. um.. how does raising a kid like that go?"
Muffet: "I don't even know what my child would be like."
: (( I read Fanta's lines and I feel like I'm reading shit Ofna types
Fellby: sighs. "Ember doesn't know what I do for a living."
Muffet: "I don't know how we're ever going to tell her. If we do."
Fellby: rubs his forehead. "She's already pretty smart..."
Fanta: ((You say that like it's a bad thing
Fanta: ((Ofna's pretty good
Muffet: "I haven't even told her what I am. It took some squirreling to explain my...additions, but I think she accepted it well enough."
: ((OFna's literally the best thing they've got at /r/UT
: ((So thats not that bad.
Fanta: "I don't wanna lie to Colton but.."
: (( Yeah, you're right
Fellby: ((if i had to pick one /r/ut rper to come here, it'd be ofna
Colton: to be fair, Colton knows a lot of shit he shouldn't. If you told him, he'd be like 'oh okay cool'
: (( i believe we all share the same opinion on tangy
Fanta: the tough part is Hywel
Fanta: ((Tangy can suck my dick forever
Barchar: (Delta would be able to do so using his S I T U A T I O N A L G O D M O D D I N G)
Fanta: ((Delta is ok
Fanta: ((You can get delta to stop
: A Text Message is Sent to Gaster. [Long Time, No See.]
: (( "#TeamInstinct | Senigrade"
Fanta: ((Delta can and will admit they fucked up
: (( Kek material for days
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now ??? [].
Gaster: -He wakes up. [huh?]-
Fanta: ((Tangy is an uppity cunt who uses their mod powers to overwrite every IC thing they disagree with
Barchar: (Wait, really? Wow)
: (( I remember when like
Barchar: (WAIT, REALLY!? WOW.)
: (( Delta was getting fucking roasted
Fellby: ((tangy is why i won't touch the /r/ut rp
: (( And was all like "I'm taking a break that I had planned for a while"
: [Sorry it's a bit late, I've been working on something all day, almost finished but I'm probably about to pass out]
Fanta: ((Tangy demanded I stop Shoe's entire plotline because they didn't like it
: ((Bruh
Fanta: ((Because it made them 'feel bad'
: ((Tangy's version of 'character flaws'
: ((Is shoving them full of R2 tendencies.
Barchar: (Jesus)
: [I've been meaning to keep up with you, but there's been issues now and then.]
Barchar: (I feel like I have trouble with flaws occasionally but not THAT bad)
: ((Now, also
Gaster: -He sits up, prying himself from Mettaton's arms and moving out of the bedroom. [Okay, continue.]
: ((I get that some people here don't really like Miyu
: ((But upon her saying that she prefers strategy games:
: (('Thats fitting, 0% character and 100% stats'
Fellby: ((wow, rude
Muffet: I felt she WAS a bit flawless. I think that I have actually helped that a bit with the demon thing, though. Because now, I get a whole slew of things to work off of.
: ((Like, jesus, if you're gonna say you don't like my characters don't be a bitch about it fam
: ((And THEN!
: ((RIngs me up in PMs
: (('So im starting to think all of ur characters just hate spirit (her shitty ghost OC thing that's basically Sunny but ghosty)'
Fanta: ((':('
Muffet: Part of the reason she decides to pal around with mortals was because demons are very...uncomplicated. They have things they do, they do them. Not much else to them. She's gotten better, but she's still not perfect
: [Well, I should be back soon, I've made a few adjustments, and I ended up getting job that's a bit less illegal]
: (( ':(('
Gaster: [... Good to see you're alright, Lua.]
Gaster: [godihopethatswhoyouare]
: (( And then Tangy just fucking withdrew from RPing in general
Literally Satan: You think he still gets invited to Muffet's parties and shit just for the novelty of 'Oh you got Elvis to your kids birthday?'
Literally Satan: 'I got the fucking Lord of Darkness, Satan himself. Bitch.'
Fellby: (("SUCK IT LINDA"
Lua: [I thought you'd catch on to who I was]
Muffet: "I'VE GOT CONTACTS WITH MOTHERFUCKING SATAN! WHAT DO YOU HAVE ON ME? I'M A STONE COLD SUCCUBITCH AND YOU'RE RUNNING A LIGHT FEVER!"
Lua: [Also, I'll probably end up texting you one more time before I get back, I have to kind of make up another fake identity so some things from the past can finally be erased]
Literally Satan: He actually gets a lot of joy out of getting invited to places by Demons.
Literally Satan: It's like getting invited to your nephews party, it's just nice. And you get to pose for pictures and shit.
: (( http://i.imgur.com/jdwOeYm.png
Gaster: [Well, whoever you are next, I can't wait to see you]
Muffet: *Picture with Fellby and Satan. 'meeting the parents is always a tough time. Especially when they're Satan.'*
: (('Hi i'm Satan, but since you're my son in law you can call me Lucifer.'
Fellby: -He's giving an award thumbs up-
Fellby: *awkward
Lua: [Alright Gaster, also, I had someone stop in for me in the bar this morning, checking to see if Runner's stuff was still there, I ended up having him 'borrow' it so I could fix it up]
Literally Satan: Remember when this was a joke character.
Literally Satan: And now it's a kinda comedic real character?
Muffet: ikr
: Smolapeño [Smolster] disconnected.
Fanta: heads home
Gaster: [Mmhmm?]
Azazel: -Remember when this wasn't a full time joke character-
Muffet: her being a succubus was a joke too, but then I said 'FUCK IT, WE'RE DOING IT [S]LIVE[/S]
: [s]'THIS SATURDAY NIGHT[/s]
Literally Satan: Fellby probably still gets mail 'Hey wanna get some beers - Satan'
Fellby: (("how come he uses mail"
: ((He ran out of chatots
Fanta: "Hey Colton."
Fellby: (("he could just text me"
: ((Taka started ripping them awya from his segment of hell
Lua: [*There's a picture of a nearly complete runner* I made a promise originally to fix him up, and I had my suspicions that the 'Runner' we were dealing with was just some fake]
Fellby: (("Hell, send me an email"
Fanta: looked like she was doing a lot of thinking for a bit there
Colton: "Yeah?"
Gaster: [Wow, that's wonderful!]
: [As in he turned into glass when he got destroyed, and I don't think that's normal for robots]
: (('Do you have any fucking idea how hard it is to get a functioning computer in hell'
Gaster: [adfs]
Fanta: "How much stuff do you have?"
Gaster: [sorry dropped my phone]
: (('Like we can barely afford Full house'
Colton: "Whaddaya mean?"
Fanta: "We're moving out"
Colton: "Oh! Just the guitar stuff, really."
: [Ah, the advantages of getting some basic phone tech built in]
Colton: he's been wearing thus one sweater, like, this entire fucking time
Gaster: [I envy you and mettaton]
Colton: if he went out more it'd be filthy
: (( Xavier Bloodworth
Colton: it's only dirty now
: (( On a scale of 1-10 how edgy is that name
Fanta: bought you other shit you fucklord
: [If only bone phones were a bit more common]
Barchar: (7.8)
Colton: when
Colton: like that's an actual question
: (( Another fucking R2 incident
: (( Another one
Fanta: when she was going on that date
: (( Another one
Barchar: (Thanks r/UT)
Fanta: seems kind of pissed
: [...I wonder if that's what Fellby calls his phone]
Gaster: [oh my god]
Colton: I didn't know that, I never read those logs
Döven : -is at the house-
Fanta: you were there
Fanta: starts packing shit
Gaster: [... I know he referred to his services as "the fresh hot fuck truck"]
Fanta: "I have no clue where Hywel is"
Colton: wait what? I do not remember this at all
Döven : going somwhere?
Fanta: I think it was just like one comment I made
: [Wow]
Fanta: like, 'buys him clothes'
: Gaster recieves a text.
Fanta: "..."
Fanta: ignores Doven and keeps packing
Colton: he packs his shit too. "Dunno either. I haven't seen him."
: It's a picture of some girl with small black horns opening christmas presents that are on fire.
Literally Satan: [Sorry, Luci found my phone and sent these to a random number.]
Döven : leaving?
Fanta: "I'll text him about it."
Fanta: "..yes, whoever you are."
Colton: "Yes, Doven. We're moving out. I won't bug you with my guitar stuff anymore."
Schyroton: passed out, gn all
Gaster: [she's cute]
Döven : youre acting like that was a bother
Fellby: ((gn mv
Literally Satan: [Thanks, pride and joy. Sorry about this.]
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Colton: "...It wasn't? You complained about everything else."
Fanta: has her boxes all packed, she's doing surprisingly well for a grill with a shot ass
: [Anyways, I'm about to pass out, probably finish Runner tomorrow and I'd say around the end of the month I should be mostly settled]
Döven : true but it didnt
Gaster: [Okay, goodnight lua]
Gaster: [Or, whoever you are]
: ['Night]
Fanta: sighs and puts her hand on Colton's shoulder
Fanta: "Cmon."
Fanta: "Let's head out."
Colton: "Wait, now? Right now?"
Colton: he finishes up too
Gaster: -He sighs, then decides to head to bed.-
Fanta: "Why not right now?"
Fanta: "I'll rent us a room at the bar."
Fanta: seems kind of desperate
Fanta: and pissed
Colton: "I mean, do we even have another house yet? Shouldn't we really have dad around when we leave? What's wrong here?"
Döven : oh? abadoning your husband? classy
: Poly just walks over to the couch, shifting into a snake as he does so.
Fanta: sighs
Fanta: "I'll get him later, ok, I don't know where he is."
: Merasmus looks over his shoulder at the dishes.
Fanta: "I'll tell you later, Colton, let's go."
: "If you're moving out who's paying me?'
Colton: "Then why...o-okay."
Colton: he follows, looking scared
Döven : looks like shes dumping your father kud
Jäger Leyline: kid*
Fanta: "Fuck off."
Barchar: you know bread is prolly gonna be salty if he hears that fanta and Colton left without him
: "..." He looks between Doven, and Fanta, and COlton.
: "Okay, so, I recognize the goats."
: "Colton and Fatna."
Fanta: takes Colton and walks as quick as she can with boxes and a shot ass
: (( holy shit I think Xvexle is actually getting offended
: "But when the hell did you move in here?"
: (( I think they're fucking triggered
Fanta: ((I'll work it out
Fellby: lights up another cigarette.
Colton: "No she's not." he doesn't sound wounded by Doven's words. Just a simple statement.
: (( http://i.imgur.com/VqivB1H.png
Barchar: doven is gote too
Fanta: ((We can say Hywel was busy or some shit
Muffet: she sits next to Fellby, leaning on him
: (( They ask if they are a horrible person
Muffet: "...So. Have we both been trying NOT to do that every time we saw her since she left?"
Döven : if you say so
Barchar: (How the fuck do you pronounce Xvexl)
Fellby: holds his soon-to-be wife close. "I think so."
: (( I fucking say what I think
Muffet: she chuckles. "Should have caved in before she got a bullet in the ass. Oh well. She'll recover."
Jäger Leyline: is drinking at the bar
Fellby: "With an ass that fine I hope she does."
Barchar: "Jager? Please don't drink so much you're basically put for three days again."
Muffet: "Indeed."
Fanta: enters the bar with her boxes, and promptly heads up to the bar and pays for a room
Fellby: "Wouldn't want you to miss the wedding."
: (( xvexle is a fucking asshat oh my god
Jäger Leyline: Ill be there
Fanta: "Cmon Colton."
Jäger Leyline: moving out?
Colton: "Wait, we're living HERE?"
Knots: She kind of fades in behind Jager, choosing the moment he's distracted.
Fanta: "Just for a day"
Fanta: "Till I work things out."
Colton: "Uh, okay."
Jäger Leyline: ...okay?
Knots: ANd just, half-assedly tries to shove him off his stool.
Knots: Before going invis again,
Barchar: "..."
Jäger Leyline: wait is something wrong Fanta?
Fanta: heads off to the room
Barchar: "Aww. I almost felt bad for her there."
Jäger Leyline: Fanta
Jäger Leyline: ....what happened?
Fellby: "... She lives with you, right?"
Knots: After serious family drama. She was literally ready to axe a fucker to be noticed.
Fanta: sets her boxes down in her room
Knots: And Jager didn't even notice her.
Colton: as does he. He's still very confused
Jäger Leyline: yeah. I mean I know we fight but
Knots: Now she's sad and alone.
Fanta: pulls colton into the room, and closes it
Fanta: and locks it
Barchar: was referring to Knots
Fellby: "I don't think she lives with you anymore."
Fanta: sighs
Jäger Leyline: looks like it
Muffet: "How crowded was that house, anyway?"
Colton: "Mom?"
Jäger Leyline: we managed
Fanta: "Yeah?"
Fanta: wipes her forehead, sitting down on the bed
Colton: "What is going on."
Fanta: "I needed to get out of that house, and I just realized that."
Knots: She's uh, kinda in Fanta's room. Mainly because she is literally getting settled for the next week and a half off Fanta right now.
Colton: "That doesn't answer my question."
Fanta: "That's why I left."
Colton: he's terrified too, so hey, you get some dip with your chips
Colton: "WHY do we need to. And why so fast."
Fanta: picks him up and puts him on the bed
Fanta: "It's complicated."
Fanta: "I did a lot of thinking and.. in simple terms, it was a very, very bad environment."
Colton: "..."
Colton: "Is this about the people that shot you?"
Fanta: "No."
Colton: "Okay..."
Jäger Leyline: -bad envirnoment?-
Fanta: "It's ok."
Colton: "I'm just...I liked loni and Azalea. I liked Asriel. Doven...was alright."
Colton: "I thought things were finally working..."
Fanta: "We can.. fuck.. I don't.. I don't know, but we needed out of there, ok. [i]I[/i] needed out of there."
: We can...fuck
Fanta: Goddammit
Colton: "I...I don't...understand."
: (( http://i.imgur.com/fmIdVGu.png
Barchar: (welcome to r/undertale)
Fanta: sighs
Fanta: "Fuck what did I just do.."
Fanta: "I need to fucking tell Hywel about this.."
Fanta: mutters to herself
Jäger Leyline: ....
Colton: "We can go back still. I mean...we haven't even unpacked yet."
: (( I've gone back to that stage of
Barchar: she is equally as confused as Colton
: (( 'piss in everyone's corn flakes OOC'
Jäger Leyline: BC whats up?
Fanta: "No."
Jäger Leyline: sits next to Fellby
Fellby: is confused too.
Barchar: "Fanta is...very eager and very uncomfortable about leaving your house."
Barchar: Colton and fanta aren't within earshot of the regular bar peeps
Barchar: but Barchar is Barchar
Jäger Leyline: huh
Fanta: hugs colt
Barchar: she decides to go over, too. The other three are there. Might as well.
Colton: he hugs her back, still just...very confused
Jäger Leyline: leans on FELLBY
Jäger Leyline: (why did it all caps?
Barchar: Well okay THEN
Fellby: is leaned ON
Muffet: smiles at the two of THEM
: poly slithers around the COUCH
Jäger Leyline: spicy McFellby Sandwich
: (( i read that as 'sandvich'
Fellby: nods. "Mmhmm."
Barchar: "only 6.9 dollars."
: (( barchar: could've had a taco bell flame wrap
Fanta: "You're a smart kid.. right?"
Muffet: she snorts. "Never heard that one before, deary."
Fellby: "Please, I'm worth more than that."
Colton: "Uh...yeah?"
Barchar: "69.69?"
Barchar: (Jager: "I KNOW IT'S MOST UNSUSUAL TO COME BEFORE YOU SO" )
Fanta: sighs
Barchar: (Jager: "BUT PLANET EARTH SUCKS BALLS NOW THAT NOBODY'S ALLOWED TO BONE" )
Jäger Leyline: runs hos finger on Fellbys chest
: runs hos finger
Jäger Leyline: yeah youre priceless
: whoa ho ho
Fanta: "It's a lot of things."
Fellby: slowly begins to grin.
Fanta: "But it's.. mostly Jager."
Colton: "...Alright."
: o[i]H[/i]
: o[i]HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/i]
Fanta: "I don't wanna talk about it, Barchar's listening."
Barchar: "SORRY!" she calls up
Colton: "...What."
Fanta: "Barchar's omnipotent here."
: http://i.imgur.com/m9hIbxt.png
: Martin Shkreli must be RPed in /r/UT
Barchar: "SCIENT! OMNISCIENT! TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!"
Fanta: "Right, what she said."
Colton: has a look of pure 'what the actual fuck'
Fanta: rubs his head reassuringly
Jäger Leyline: so shes gone huh?
Fanta: "Please don't tell him."
: Poly [] disconnected.
Jäger Leyline: likely me
Fanta: says this to nobody
Fanta: not Nobody, nobody
Fanta: aka barchar
Barchar: she shrugs. "Eh. That place is pretty chaotic. I expect there's a lot of reasons she left."
Jäger Leyline: actually no its bot
Jäger Leyline: no
Jäger Leyline: not*
Nobody: He just, looks away.
Barchar: "For all I know, the foundation is threatening her and she's hauling ass so nobody gets caught in the crossfire."
Nobody: "That's not nice!"
Barchar: Nobody: "I feel an opportunity for a joke getting shot down"
Jäger Leyline: foundation?
Jäger Leyline: doubt it. Just tired of me
Barchar: "Where she used to work. After the shark thing."
Fellby: "Some weird... science place."
Fellby: "Lemme tell you, it's fucked there."
Fellby: "More fucked then me."
Barchar: "Super Secret government bullshit. Likes to use 'termination' in both ways."
Barchar: (So slrav, how's your scp been accepted?? )
Fanta: ((I didn't post it yet
Fanta: ((I put it in drafts
Colton: he lays down, blinking. "I'm so confused."
Fanta: ((And it never got responded to
Barchar: (o)
Barchar: (You should put it on the subreddit or something. The tends to get it looked at a bit)
Fellby: ((rip
Colton: "First we suddenly leave. Then I learn that the crazy pale girl can watch me while I sleep."
Colton: "Or do anything."
Fanta: "Yeah, sorry."
Fanta: "I'm really sorry"
Colton: "...Its alright. I guess."
Jäger Leyline: poor colton
Fanta: hugs him close
Colton: kid has had a bad time
Knots: She's probably good for like, a month,
Colton: a bad time which is slowly looking up, but still.
Colton: bitch Colton would be a fuckin gourmet smorgasbord for ylu
Fellby: ((shit i gotta go to bed
Colton: he's ALWAYS got something shitty going on
Barchar: (KK night chime)
Fellby: gets a text. "Oh! Client. Sorry Jager." He leaves.
: Fellby [Fellby] disconnected.
Fanta: "Things are gonna get better"
Colton: "I hope so..."
Muffet: she opens up her other set of arms. "Jager?"
Pleinair: "..."
Jäger Leyline: so babe
Fanta: kisses him on the forehead
Fanta: "I love you Colton."
Jäger Leyline: sits next to muffet
Colton: "Love you too, mom..."
Barchar: "Yeah?"
Fanta: hugs him close, texting Hywel to get his shit and come to the bar as soon as he can
Jäger Leyline: what are they saying?
Barchar: "...Jager. I'm violating their privacy enough by just watching them, and I can't help that. I'm no gonna tell you what they're doing, too."
Jäger Leyline: because she asked you right?
Barchar: "But trust me. I'm not lying. It's absolutely nothing that interests you."
Barchar: "No, because I do have some sense of privacy."
Barchar: "She told me, too. But I wouldn't have anyway."
Jäger Leyline: well whatever Im done caring
Barchar: "..."
Knots: "..."
Roses: "..."
Barchar: She sighs. "Great...
Roses:
Jäger Leyline: she can do what she wants
Knots: <...I-I'll c-come back to the v-void soon.>
Muffet: "...Do I need to leave you two alone?"
Jäger Leyline: no why?
Muffet: "Things just seem...tense."
Jäger Leyline: there not
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Muffet: "Okay. Good."
: "..."
: "So who is paying me in hats now?"
Jäger Leyline: lays on muffet and BC
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Jäger Leyline: (MORNIN
Jäger Leyline: (opps all cap
Fellby: ((Morning
Jäger Leyline: ((up early?
Fellby: ((Gonna see my brother today
Jäger Leyline: ((birthday?
Fellby: ((3 hours in the car
Jäger Leyline: ((oh fun
Fellby: ((Nah just family day
Jäger Leyline: ((no amusement partk trip?
Fellby: ((No
Jäger Leyline: ((just hang out and stuff/
Fellby: ((Yeah, basically
Jäger Leyline: (fun?
Fellby: ((I hope so
Jäger Leyline: well guess where THIS MUTHAFUCKA is at?
Jäger Leyline: likely not much, lazy fuck
Fellby: -guess he wanders into the bar-
Döven : -so does this asshat
Jäger Leyline: Hey Fells
Bigby Wolf: -then this guy too-
Fellby: "Hey Jager."
Jäger Leyline: you up to much?
Fellby: "Oh, trust me, nothing's really up this early."
Bigby Wolf: just the murderers
Bigby Wolf: dont ho
Bigby Wolf: dont know if you quite remember me*
Fellby: pauses."I see a lot of faces in my line of work."
Bigby Wolf: yeah but I doubt any of them have asked you to solve a mirder
Fellby: seems to light up a little. "Ah, Bigby."
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Bigby Wolf [Bigby Wolf].
Bigby Wolf: yeah thats me. Got a case if your interested
Fellby: "Alright. Tell me more."
Bigby Wolf: murder
Fellby: "Ooh."
Bigby Wolf: found the victim in nn apt room
Bigby Wolf: thing is I got some other work to do
Bigby Wolf: interested?
Fellby: "Alright." He lights up a cigarette. "Count me in."
Bigby Wolf: come on then -heads out-
Fellby: follows Bigby.
Bigby Wolf: oh and take it. Its a glamour. Itll hide your unhuman appearance
Bigby Wolf: hands it over
Fellby: "Ooh, neat."
Bigby Wolf: dont want humans to know about fables and monsters
Fellby: "So it's a human-mostly timeline then?"
Bigby Wolf: theres us fables, but we remain hidden in the real world
Bigby Wolf: if one break the rules and let a human know of out existance, gotta send them to the farm
Bigby Wolf: Fabletown is safe, but still gotta hide
Fellby: nods, making sure his glamor works.
: -if anything, he looks like a human Nick Valentine
Bigby Wolf: takes him to an apartment complex
Fellby: pulls out a mirror. "Huh. Interesting."
Bigby Wolf: go to room 3A and start your case. Heres my number call me if you need some advice or help
Jäger Leyline: hey what about me? -followed along-
Fellby: "Alright - oh, Jager!"
Bigby Wolf: tosses him a glamour, 'if you're helping get glamoured up
Jäger Leyline: -does so-
Bigby Wolf: alright good luck let me know what you find
: INVESTIGATION START!
Fellby: heads up to the apartment.
: theres three main areas, the entrance, the hallway, and 4 rooms.
: there will be people and clues to look for, so investiage everything
Fellby: examines the door, checking for signs of forced entry.
: theres no sign, the door is unlocked
: Bigby Wolf [Bigby Wolf] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Fellby: "Alright, the killer didnt force his way in."
Jäger Leyline: Nope
Fellby: glances around the hallway.
: -it a dirty digesting hallway, theres a pay phone, piss stain, trash, and 4 total rooms
: they are in NYC btw
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Fellby: grimaces. Something about it hits close to home. He heads to the victim's room.
: the room is just as gross. Theres a bed, a night stand, and a bathroom.
: oh and the victims corspes on the floor
Fellby: "Ugh..." he kneels to examine the corpse.
: male human, 20ish, he has been ravaged apart, a number of small lacerations
Fellby: "Well. It looks like this guy got mauled by some sort of animal."
Fellby: looks for any sort of clue, like q a murder weapon or a scrap of clothing.
: the cloths are ripped apart but no weapon
Fellby: "Damn. No leads?"
Fellby: wonders if there was a witness, as he stands back up.
Jäger Leyline: well why would the murderer leave the weapon on the body?
Fellby: "Adrenaline can do funny things to a person."
Jäger Leyline: true
Jäger Leyline: anything else to check on him
Jäger Leyline: ?
Fellby: "Well, I dont know. I really dont want to fuck up a crime scene."
Jäger Leyline: Pretty sure you and I are the police here
Jäger Leyline: ((you are, do what you want))
Fellby: "True." he kneels, attempting to see if there's anything beneath the body."
Fellby: 👌
Fellby: ((What
: nothing beneath him, more cuts over him, but cloths are still intact
Fellby: "Huh. Looks like he was attacked from the front."
Jäger Leyline: yeah appears to be
Jäger Leyline: the two must have been looking right at each other
Jäger Leyline: anything else?
Fellby: "...I dont think so."
Fellby: "Should w check the bathroom?"
Jäger Leyline: ((Jager can act as a life line too so you know, though he doesn't always find everything or get it right
Jäger Leyline: Well yeah but first, -slips his hands into the pockets and pulls out a wallet-
Jäger Leyline: here -hands it to fellby
Fellby: "Oh, shoot, I never thought of that!" He opens the wallet.
: -theres 250 bucks in it, the ID of the victim: name William Halberd, and a credit card
: the apt room has a bed, nightstand, and bathroom
Fellby: "All his cash is still here." He glances at the bed.
: its looks gross
Fellby: turns his attentionnto the nightstand.
: its degrading,
: they have to inspect it, but saying, opening the cabinents or look under the pillow for find clues
Jäger Leyline: by*
Fellby: opens the cabinets.
: theres phone inside and a note
Fellby: inspects these.
: the note is chicken scratch at best and has a drawing of a fish monster? it reads, "...Found out........thing.......lots of money.... gonna make it big......show proof....life time.....-cation-
Fellby: frowns, then looks back at the bed. He lifts up the pillow.
: the phone has no recent calls, but the last few texts read, H1: Oh looking for fun tonight? Halberd: Yep, meet me at the usual place. H1: Got it
: nothing under the pillow
Fellby: "Oh..." Those texts feel familiar.
Jäger Leyline: certianly doo
Fellby: peels back the sheets.
: a picture falls out of the bed when does that
Fellby: "Oh! What's this?" He picks up the picture, looking at it.
Jäger Leyline: 0 its a picture of well....something. its dark and blurry but clearly not human. writen on it in sharpie is, "Gotcha Bitch"
Jäger Leyline: good find
Fellby: "... Yeah."
Fellby: "Wanna check the bathroom?"
Jäger Leyline: sure, stay away from the shower though
Fellby: "Dont have to tell me twice." He heads to the batroom.
Jäger Leyline: 0 thought the rest of the place was disgusting? its yellow and moldy. theres a toliet, a shower, and a sink mirror cabinent
Jäger Leyline: 0 (test)
Jäger Leyline: ((msaraps
: (test
Fellby: covers his mouth as he inspects the mirror cabinet.
: -theres a list, "it reads, 1. Proof. 2. Money. 3. Living EZZZZz
Fellby: "Okay, from what I gather this guy was a cryptid hunter. Jager, can you check the showr?"
Jäger Leyline: looks in the shower
Jäger Leyline: nope nothing, not even a towel or shampoo. Shitty house cleaning here
Fellby: "Do youbthinknthis guy even bathed?"
Fellby: ((Mobile plz
Fellby: reluctantly stares at the toilet."
Fellby: -Then he opens the cabinet. He's not going near that toilet.
: nothing in the cabinents
Jäger Leyline: pretty sure he didnt live here
Fellby: "You sure?"
Fellby: "I mean the bed looks... Somewhat used."
Jäger Leyline: (my fault called it an apartment. its a hotel
Fellby: (Ah
Jäger Leyline: (free Jager hint for that
Fellby: "... Ah, who am i kidding, who'd willingly live here."
Fellby: "Do you think anyone saw the killer leave?"
Jäger Leyline: maybe. theres the front desk
Fellby: "Let's go ask."
Jäger Leyline: yeah. we also need to find out who he meet here
Fellby: "I'm pretty sure I can get a nmber from the phone." He heads to the front desk.
Jäger Leyline: follows
Fellby: walks up to the front desk. "Hello. We're here to investigate the incident that took place."
: at the front desk theres a beautiful brown haired lady at. the desk, a payphone, and couch
: "oh Bigby sent you. Hi Im Beauty
Fellby: "I'm..." He hesitates. "Alexander Ember."
Jäger Leyline: He good lookin,, names Hugh
: "I ah....I'm married to my husband Beast
Jäger Leyline: Dang
Fellby: "Learn to check for rings, Hugh."
: "I'll try to help you if I can, but I don't really know much about what the customers do here -isn't wearing a ring-
Fellby: eats his words then.
Fellby: "Well... Did you notice anyone leaving in a rush?"
: I'm afraid not,
: sometimes people leave by the fire escape
: when they don't want to be seen. Theres the sign in sheet too
Fellby: "Huh... Okay. Can i see the sign in sh÷t?"
Fellby: ((Brb
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: -she hands it to him, the names of that day are Winston Churchill, Abraham Lincoln, Putin, Joe Smoe
: theres two names of the time of entry around the murder, Winston and Abraham, neither checked out
Fellby: sighs. "Damn. They used aliases. Thanks though."
Fellby: "...Actually... Can you tell me what these two looked like?"
Fellby: points at Winston and Abraham.
: Yeah one was a guy, normal looking, comes often. The other is......well...Ariel
Fellby: "Ariel?"
: yeah. She works at the....Pudding & Pie
Fellby: "Whorehouse?"
: she nodds
Fellby: "Any idea where it is?"
: its not too far, leave the building and take a left, go three blocks and it'll be on your right
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: yee haw
Fellby: "Alright. Thank you, sweetheart."
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Jäger Leyline: (hey bye
: Of course, I'm not standing in the way of Bigby
Jäger Leyline: So shall we go?
Fellby: nods. "Let's get a look at the fire escape before we go."
Jäger Leyline: okay
Fellby: heads outside.
: theres a fire escape but the ladder doesn't quite reach all the way to the ground
Fellby: "...Hmm. Whoever left had to have jumped those last few feet."
: theres a broken piece of a red high heel on the ground near the ladder
Jäger Leyline: Fell you mean
Fellby: picks up the piece. "Think this belongs to ariel?"
Jäger Leyline: Could be
Jäger Leyline: would make since
Fellby: "Alright, Hugh. Let's head off to the Pudding and Pie."
Jäger Leyline: You know shes not around anymore -heads out with him-
Fellby: "...Hm?"
Jäger Leyline: Or do I look like I Hugh with the human disguse of mine?
Fellby: "...Oh!You meant desk lady."
Jäger Leyline: a Hugh*
Jäger Leyline: yeah
Fellby: "Well, better to be safe then sorry."
Jäger Leyline: Gotta admit, I prefer you as the flame you are
: they arrive at the Pudding & Pie
Fellby: "Heh... well."
Jäger Leyline: you're much HOTTER in youre natural state
Fellby: heads in.
Jäger Leyline: follows
Fellby: "Come on, youre gonna give me away."
Fellby: "We've got things to do."
: the pudding & Pie is nothing compared to the bakery, the bouncer stops them and barely says, "What you want?"
Fellby: "We're looking for an Ariel."
: "Ariel in back. You not welcome"
Fellby: "... What do you mean?"
: "No enter. Go away"
Fellby: sighs. "Come on, what's a guy gotta do to get pussy around here?"
: Some sleazy man waves off the bouncer and he moves away
: Mr. Sleaze walks up, "Don't mind him, we enjoy our return customers. Ariel is in the back
Fellby: "Alright, thank you." Fellby heads back.
Jäger Leyline: follows
: theres a woman there with short red hair and wearing aqua like clothing and a ribbon on her neck, shes sitting down looking into the mirror putting lip stick on-
Fellby: "Hey, Cutie."
: "Yes hello, can I help you?"
Fellby: "I've got a few questions to ask you." He pulls out a cigarette. "Smoke?"
: -thanks a cigarette and light is up
: I'm 200 a night
: extra if your buddy joins or you get freaky
Fellby: sighs. "Not here for that. Im here about a mister Halberd."
: her eyes widen in shock, then she looks down
: These lips are sealed
: said that
Fellby: "Mmh? I'm sure I can open them."
Fellby: "What's it gonna take?"
: "These lips are sealed"
Fellby: leans in close. "Are they?"
Jäger Leyline: whispers, "You can call Bigby when you think you are ready to book someone and solve the case by the way
: "These lips are sealed"
Fellby: nods. "Thanks, Jager."
: -she moves her hands down a bit-
Fellby: "Anyway, toots, I've got evidence that puts you at the crime scene." He pulls out the shoe piece.
: in the back room, theres her mirror desk, lockers, and her of course
Jäger Leyline: look for more evidence quickly, I'll make sure she doesn't go anywhere
Fellby: nods, then checks the mirror.
: theres a glamour tube there, they are small wooden tubes with engraving btw t
: they are segmented in three cylinder partss
Jäger Leyline: parts
Fellby: frowns. "Now why's a pretty girl like you got this?"
: which can be rotated, match the engraving, atm they aren't
: "These lips are seald"
Fellby: "Of course they are." He twists the Glamor tube.
: green mists leaks from the tube and Ariel turns into a Mermaid Harpy
: She lanky and green scaled, with long sharp nails and fins
Fellby: "Oh my."
: she grabs the tube and turns it back, reverting back to human form
Fellby: checks the photo from earlier.
: it definitely resembled her natural form
Fellby: "He had pictures of you, you know."
: ....
: "These lips are sealed:
Fellby: "Sure, sure." He checks the locker.
: theres a pair of red high heels, one missing a piece
Fellby: takes them out, raising an eyebrow.
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: she looks away, "My lips are sealed"
Fellby: looks to Jager. "Call Bigby."
Jäger Leyline: grabs his phone and calls him. After a minute, "He says to take her to the Woodlands Apartments, where the Fabletown council is"
Fellby: smiles. "Alright, sweetie. Come with us."
Jäger Leyline: books her with zip tie
: she get up and follows, still being quiet
Fellby: headsbto Woodland Apartments.
Jäger Leyline: bg -is in the sheriffs office, once Fellby gets there he says, "Alright go a head and give me all the details and what you think that happen"
: TEST TIME
Bigby Wolf: -said that-
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Bigby Wolf [Bigby Wolf].
Fellby: "Alright. Ariel's John thinks he's found a monster. He plans to expose her to the press and get rich off of it. She finds out and kills him to keep this from happening' and leaves through the fire escape, breaking her shoe."
Bigby Wolf: Got proof?
Fellby: pulls out the picture, the phone, and the shoes.
Fellby: "There's also a witness that puts her on the scene."
Bigby Wolf: Explains her place, and relation to the customer, but not the motive of the customer to expose her
Fellby: "Money. He scrawled it on the mirror."
Bigby Wolf: Just money?
Bigby Wolf: you sure about that?
Fellby: "I mean, there's also this." He presents the note.
Bigby Wolf: takes it and reads it, "yeah thats your proof right there
Bigby Wolf: whats has Ariel said?
Fellby: "Her lips are sealed."
Bigby Wolf: Thats it? nothing else?
Fellby: nods.
Bigby Wolf: looks at Ariel, "If you got a defense for yourself, now is the time to say it lass
: "My lips are sealed"
Fellby: ((I might have to go soon
Bigby Wolf: Pretty sure I've seen this before, she cant talk about her job, magic prevents it
Bigby Wolf: ((about finished
Fellby: "Really?"
Bigby Wolf: pulls out a ring, "Yep, its the ribbon, but this defuses it, so talk Ariel
: "He was customer, but he found out. Blackmailed me for gold or altantis, stuff like that. I panicked, I don't have that time of money, and he could have told someone"
Bigby Wolf: Well looks like we have our solved case
Fellby: grins. "Thanks sweetie."
: Grading: Detective Work: B, Social: A, Effectivness: A, FINAL GRADE: A-
Bigby Wolf: Alright I'll take it from here, you can head home Fellby, this is a bit different from murder
Fellby: nods. "Thanks." He heads on home.
Jäger Leyline: -follows-
Bigby Wolf: ((thats it, it was a simple easy case but what'd you think?
Fellby: ((Pretty good!
Bigby Wolf: ((gonna plan more if you want to try later
Bigby Wolf: ((its obvious, but there is failure in this too,
Fellby: gets a text. "Crud. Ember needs me. See you later, Jager."
Fellby: ((Gtg
Bigby Wolf: (laters
Fellby: leaves.
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Jäger Leyline: -smacks that ass before he leaves
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Barchar: she's fiddling with her new phone, trying to get shit set up right
Fanta: in room, sleepgote
Colton: same
: same
Jäger Leyline: -is at the bar
: oh wait i'm not a character
: Bigby Wolf [Bigby Wolf] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
: ((Barchar: What's a Google?))
Jäger Leyline: get the phome workinh?
CryingEevee OOC: ((tfw you get caught up with a webcomic and then get disappointed that you now have to wait for updates))
Barchar: "Yeah, well enough." she puts in her headphones, tapping on it
Muffet: "TRUST-"
Barchar: she jumps turning the volume down
Jäger Leyline: even I heard that
Barchar: after a second of staring, she actually slides the jack in all the way.
Barchar: "Oops."
Jäger Leyline: guess you didnt get the Iphone 7
Barchar: "Fuck no. That's a decade old."
Jäger Leyline: and jack less
Fanta: ((http://www.scp-wiki.net/forum/t-1874246/first-shot-here-goes-nothing
Fanta: ((Finally got feedback
Barchar: "Took them, like, two iterations until they rolled back THAT design choice. And lo, the world rejoiced."
Fanta: ((Definitely taking Zyn's since it's motherfuckin zyn
Jäger Leyline: right
Jäger Leyline: done well to keep up with thus tech from other lines
Barchar: She nods, taking the headphones out and putting the phone in her pocket. "Probably smart."
Jäger Leyline: didny even know what a cell phone was until I got here
: ((Barchar: This fucking phone is one inch thin))
Fanta: ((Hmm
Barchar: "But now you do. Go Jager."
Jäger Leyline: Go me
: ((Jäger: Do me
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: ((Barchar: Uh, sureeeeeeeeeeee
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Jäger Leyline: just solved a murder with Fellby
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Fanta: ((Zyn is a god
: ((You have angered all of Christianity by saying that
: ((Knock knock religion's at your door
Barchar: "Nice."
Barchar: "He seems to like detective work."
CryingEevee OOC: ((just christianity? i've already angered EVERY religion. it's not hard. just say there's no way to tell if they're right or not. /s))
Barchar: "Doesn't really have a detective name, though. 'Fellby Flamesman'. Eh."
Jäger Leyline: yeah but he solved ut completey
Barchar: "Detective names always have one normal name, and then one weird one. You know, Nick Valentine, Dick Tracy, Bruce Wayne, The...Hardy...boys." she suddenly started faltering.
Fanta: ((So I had a weird dream
Fanta: ((That like, there was this danganronpa UT
Fanta: ((It was fuckin weird
Barchar: (Despairtale)
Fanta: ((No not
Fanta: ((It's weird, Sr. Pelo made it
Barchar: (What)
Fanta: ((I remember that specifically
Fanta: ((And I went to his vegas penthouse
Barchar: ()
Barchar: (What)
Fanta: ((To make the next episode
Barchar: ([i]what[/i])
CryingEevee OOC: ((fantastic))
Fanta: ((It wasn't danganronpa but it was like it
Fanta: ((I can't remember exactly
Fanta: ((OH
: ((One weird dream I had was me being an FBI agent being chased by a bunch of fucking terrorists and eventually I got fucking shot in the foot and then oNE OF THEM FUCKED ME))
CryingEevee OOC: (([i]fantastic[/i]))
Fanta: ((Bill cipher was tormenting the characters
Barchar: ([i]WHAT[/I])
Barchar: (WHY BILL)
: (("HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAAHAHA*
: (("*
Fanta: ((I don't know but he did the whole chiaki scene with toriel and it was horrible
Barchar: (WHY BILL OF ALL THINGS)
Barchar: (WHAT THE HELL)
Fanta: ((I DON'T KNOW
Fanta: ((BUT
Barchar: "...I just realized that detective names are virtually indistinguishable from porn star names."
Fanta: ((I'M GONNA DO IT
CryingEevee OOC: ((gravity falls, but with bill cipher replaced with yung venuz))
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Slarv'sfeverdreamtale [].
Barchar: ("Ca$hmag3don bitchezzzz")
Barchar: ("It ur god v33ny here t4 LIVN DIS SHIET UP")
: ((Gravity Falls but with Darkrai as Bill Cipher
Barchar: (For some reason I once typed out the entirety of the YV's mansion rap)
Barchar: (by hand)
CryingEevee OOC: ((pmd but with every character except darkrai as darkrai))
CryingEevee OOC: ((rip flame))
Barchar: (Then who's Darkrai)
CryingEevee OOC: ((arceus))
: ((Let's see
Barchar: (Sagekrai, Sewtkrai, Sterkrai, Aurkrai, Dikrai, Blazekrai, Relikrai)
: ((Toriel died in the krusty krab
Barchar: (Dewtkrai*)
: ((I remember
Barchar: (what)
: ((PMD except it was based on an actual main-game))
: ((And wasn't an AU
: ((She got.. I dunno
CryingEevee OOC: ((we'd all be rping children then))
: ((She got stabbed a bunch
CryingEevee OOC: ((because it's the pmd way))
: ((But
: ((Oh, yeah
: ((Lemme find a representation
: ((They're fucking considered children
: ((WHO KNOWS HOW OLD THE FUCKING PROTAGONIST IS AND WATCH HOW HE REACTS TO BEING CALLED A CHILD))
: (("Bro I'm 35"))
Barchar: ([s]write what you know[/s])
: (("Lol you're a Pikafuckchu"
: (("Go frolic"
: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTkPeQUq4k like the guy in the first 5 seconds of this
: ((Except the whole body
: ((Imagine if Sterling and Co actually lost to Darkrai))
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, the protag canononically doesn't remember anything, and if you don't remember your age, your age probably would be based on your body's age, soooo))
: ((True
Barchar: (I mean, I figure they're all adults except for Dewt)
Barchar: (And Sage is, like, fresh out of being a teenager)
: ((And Sr. Pelo made the episode in minecraft?
: ((Sage gets to live 'cause you can't fucking get him back if you lose))
: ((I think?
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have no clue what age auron is, my dude. i just kinda went "eh" and never thought about it))
: ((The set was a short walk away from his vegas penthouse where he liked to share the contents of magic kits
: ((The world remains in darkness))
: ((This was a weird dream
: ((-10 years later-))
: ((New protagonists come and are like "Holy fuck"
: (("Let's beat up this asshole"
: ((They lose again
: ((-200 years later-
: ((New protags come
: (("Eh, fuck saving the world"
: ((They end up being forced to
: ((And win
: (("Okay what"
: (("How"
: (("I"
: ((The moral of the story:
Barchar: (Effort sucks)
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, to be fair, both auron and sterling gave up and then kinda kept going just because the plot forced them to))
: ((Don't try to do something and you'll do it
: ((Yeah that's true))
Jäger Leyline: ((you cant trust the system
Barchar: (Sage tried to get out of this mess like 5 times)
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Barchar: (Hi bread)
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai breb))
Jäger Leyline: (bready
Barchar: (Your wife and kid gtfo'd from the house without you)
: ((Hwllo
: ((They keep on going through with it because it's the only thing they can do to make a slight difference
: ((If they just give up that's the only thing they'll be known by, nothing
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, i guess auron kept going because sterling would've killed him otherwise... but that was after the mega evolution incident and before sterling gave up. now i have no idea))
Barchar: (Also they won't get to go home)
Barchar: (Cause that's a thing)
: ((Hi breb
Relic: is gonna be an oddly intimidating little german woman. She is not letting this bullshit slide
: ((Ah, right))
Female Asriel: She moved the fuck out
: ((They need to get home
Female Asriel: Texted Hywel to pack his shit and get to the bar as soon as he could
: (("MY BREAKFAST NEEDS ME!!!!!"
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh right. i need to think about the reason behind auron's absence last chapter.))
Barchar: (He was off getting food)
Barchar: (And we just didn't run into him)
CryingEevee OOC: ((although that's mundane in a funny way, nah.))
Hywel: -He gets in the bar, with loads of shit, EA, and his son.-
Barchar: (I mean, it's actually kind of a fuckin' important thing to do)
Colton: ur son is here already bitch
: ((Auron was crushed by Master Roshi's corpse
Female Asriel: She took her smol
CryingEevee OOC: ((it is, and yet he left the bag))
: (("ugh, what the fuck?"
Female Asriel: is in a bedroom
Hywel: -You get the point.-
CryingEevee OOC: ((that's an important detail))
Barchar: (Not necessarily)
Hywel: "Fanta?"
Barchar: (WE didn't use the bag)
Barchar: (Once)
CryingEevee OOC: ((dewt checked the bag once iirc))
: Slarv'sfeverdreamtale [] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Fanta: "Hywel?"
Hywel: "I brought Asriel."
Fanta: "Alright"
CryingEevee OOC: ((Dewt: He puts the penny in the bag. "Let's go, I think I'm slowly getting a stroke."))
Barchar: (Not that I recall. But we can probably just ignore that for the sake of...you know,the fact that that's pretty much the only thing he could be doing that makes sense)
: I read that as "bought"
Barchar: (Oh, that. Fuck)
Barchar: (But still)
Colton: "Hi Asriel"
Hywel: -He gets all the shit in the room.-
Endling Asriel: "...Hello."
Barchar: so that place is now just Loni, Azalea and Doven
Barchar: and technically Jager but eeehh
CryingEevee OOC: ((eh, i'm thinkin of something))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i've got a few days anyway))
Hywel: "Where are we moving?"
Colton: he shrugs
: ((Next chapter we could either do shit or think of the shit Sage has done and punch trees
Fanta: "Dunno"
Fanta: "Gonna find a horse I guess, I just needed to get us out of that house."
Fanta: *house
Relic: (*Votes for the former with a splash of the latter)
Hywel: "Why?"
Colton: [s]"NO DON'T FIND A HORSE"[/s]
: theres something missing Fanta might needfor that
Fanta: sighs
Fanta: "Well, first off, that house is too crowded, and Jager has a habit of inviting everyone he meets to live there."
Hywel: "Didn't we invite a few?"
Fanta: "Azalea."
Colton: "Me."
Hywel: "I guess Amado was my fault."
Jäger Leyline: -EA-
Fanta: "Those are family members"
Fanta: did not invite EA
Fanta: or smazzy
Hywel: "...Azalea invites Asriel and Smazzy."
: Invited*
Fanta: sighs
Fanta: "It'll be good to get out of there"
Hywel: "...Yeah, true. I don't want to leave Asriel on his own, though."
Colton: "There's like four people there"
Fanta: "Asriel can come"
Fanta: "I just.. want to get away from Jager."
Fanta: "That's a part of it too"
Jäger Leyline: ((Has Fanta gone full bitch or someyhing?
Hywel: "What up?"
Hywel: "Something he did?"
Hywel: -He sits on the bed, Asriel taking a seat next to him, leaving on for his son or wife or both.-
Fanta: "He's been trying to guilt trip me into doing whatever he wanted me to."
Fanta: "I don't want to live with someone that does that."
Hywel: "Really? When did he do that?"
Fanta: "I just realized how often he'd been doing it last night."
Hywel: "Was he trying to get in bed with you again?"
Hywel: -He's gonna hope the children don't understand what that means.-
Endling Asriel: -He certainly doesn't.-
Colton: -Absolutely does-
Fanta: "Fuck, Hywel, he's been doing it since he inherited the house. Asking for sex every time he could, telling me to quit my job because it was kinda dangerous. Saying he didn't want me to take a new job that I was just [i]talking[/i] about doing, and had done before because he didn't want me to make a mistake or some stupid shit."
Hywel: "Why would he ask you to not take a job?"
Fanta: "Because he wants to control me."
Fanta: "That's all I can fucking think of."
Colton: "..."
Hywel: "...Seems true enough. Better when we get another house, I'll start looking."
Colton: he scoots closer to Asriel. He is very uncomfortable.
Jäger Leyline: hasnt asked her for sex in a long ass time
Fanta: "Thanks.."
Hywel: "We've got a good amount of money."
Fanta: hugs Hywel
Fanta: "You've seen it too, right?"
Endling Asriel: -He leans on Colton. To comfort himself and Colton.-
: ((Fanta is starting to sound like my mom))
Fanta: ((Why
Hywel: "The sex thing has been happening more to me lately, and I guess I wasn't there for the other stuff. He's been better abou the asking to have sex."
: ((The rant
: ((Is something my mom would say
Fanta: "It'll be good to get independent."
Fanta: ((You ask your mom for sex?
Hywel: "Ever since I clearly out my foot down and said that I did not want to cheat on my wife, even with permission."
: ((NOOoooo
Barchar: Oh hywel you are in for a nasty surprise
: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Fanta: welp she's made a mental note
Colton: "..."
Fanta: sighs
Döven : -has done something bad
Barchar: the fuk did u do u lil shit
: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
: ((O BOI))
: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Fanta: "He's seen me naked before. He told me he'd stop harassing me if I did."
Fanta: rubs her forehead
Fanta: "Fuck."
Jäger Leyline: and he did
: ((Fucking move out of Jäger's house then
Hywel: "It's fine now."
: ((They are))
: ((You have the money
Fanta: ((We did
: ((Ah
Colton: that is exactly the thing theyare doing
Colton: at this immediate second
Hywel: -He shrugs.-
Döven : -no they dont
Colton: "That's weird. That's a weird thing to do."
Hywel: "As long as my sister is happy, I don't mind where they stay."
Fanta: "Ugh.."
Fanta: hugs Hywel
Hywel: "Loni isn't moving, that's for sure, I'd think."
Hywel: -He has the money.-
Hywel: -You think he just spent those high amounts of money Jager gave him to have sex?-
Döven : -stole much of it since Hywel was aw
Jäger Leyline: awol*
Hywel: -How.-
Hywel: -He didn't just keep 5 million dollars lying around.-
Hywel: -Either way, they're gonna move the fuck out, he'd get a loan and work if he needed to.-
Döven : -theres no wireless in Tk 421
Fanta: fuk does that have to do with it
Jäger Leyline: -means money has to be tangible
CryingEevee OOC: ((random thought:what if you were whining and someone asked "would you like some cheese with that wine?" and you said yes and then they ACTUALLY brought you some cheese))
Barchar: -dude, last night you had Jager grilling Fanta over having that money-
Döven : -able to be sten
Barchar: -don't then fucking steal it with no recourse-
Jäger Leyline: stolen*
Hywel: "How many people do we have?"
Fanta: all the more incentive for her to take the job
Jäger Leyline: ((well I wanted to do plot with it but if everyone wants to bitch about it
Barchar: -Besides I'm pretty fuckin' sure Fanta would have taken that with her, without Hywel-
Fanta: "Me, you, Colton and.. Asriel do you wanna stay with us?"
Endling Asriel: -He nods.-
Fanta: "That's four."
Hywel: "So four. Hmm. That's not that bad."
Barchar: -We didn't know you had any plot planned with it, but either way that's kind of a dick move-
Fanta: "That's a nice size"
Fanta: ((Dude, let me move my character out.
Hywel: "You two okay with sleeping in the same room, and or sleeping in the same bed?"
Colton: "Yeah. But then if we get the other Asriel back..."
Fanta: ((Don't make this difficult
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Jäger Leyline: (yeah duh Im the only person here who males dick chara yerz
Fanta: "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it"
Jäger Leyline: (makes*
Jäger Leyline: (fine sorry I tried to have fun with it
Hywel: "For now, we stay in the bar."
Fanta: "Yeah"
Hywel: "Think I'll need to get a job?"
Colton: "...I don't wanna do that for long."
Fanta: pulls gotefam close to her
Colton: "I just learned that the weird pale girl can see us. And that's weird."
Fanta: "Well.. I had a job offer."
Hywel: "Why's that? Hey, Barchar is nice, if a bit weird."
Fanta: "Yeah, she's nice"
Jäger Leyline: ((so what is this personal now?
Hywel: "What job?"
Colton: "She's just..."
Colton: "I don't like her."
Hywel: -He shrugs.-
Hywel: "Ain't gonna hurt you."
Colton: "And I wouldn't like it even if somebody I DID like could see me wherever I was."
Fanta: ((No
Fanta: "Well um.. it's a job I've had before, one that's not.. um"
Fanta: pulls hywel to whisper range
Hywel: "Oh, yeah okay, no.
Hywel: "I don't know about that."
Fanta: doesn't need to
Fanta: "Yeah"
Hywel: "Physical body now, I don't trust the people who do that."
Jäger Leyline: ((feels like it
Fanta: "He says they're all.. I shouldn't talk about this in front of the kids"
Fanta: ((Don't take IC beefs for OOC beefs, my dude
Hywel: "No, I mean the people who pay, Fanta."
Fanta: "Yeah"
Fanta: "He said they were clean"
Hywel: "I trust the people who work there just fine."
Fanta: "They test, if Fellby's telling the truth"
Hywel: "No, no, no matter how clean you are, a bullet to the head will kill you, Fanta."
Hywel: "I don't know who they are, what they'll do."
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Fanta: "You know Muffet, right?"
Hywel: "Yeah."
Fanta: "It's where she works"
Hywel: "Yes."
Fanta: "We can talk about it when the kids aren't here."
Fanta: there she us putting the shit off
Fanta: *is
Hywel: "I can get them to go out to the bar area."
Fanta: "Ok"
Fanta: is still laying in shot-ass position, btw
Hywel: -He tells the kids to go talk out in the main area, or get something to eat, whatever they want to do.-
Endling Asriel: -He leaves the room.-
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Hywel: -I assume Colton does too.-
Fanta: "I won't take it if you're not ok with it."
Fanta: "But it is safe."
Hywel: "I am really not one hundred percent about that Fanta."
Hywel: "Your job at that place seemed safe."
Hywel: "And then you got shot in the ass."
Fanta: "Thenn I got shot in the ass."
Hywel: "What I'm saying is."
Hywel: "That prostitution is not a safe job."
Hywel: "All jobs can be dangerous, but prostitution, no matter how safe you make it, is dangerous."
Fanta: "You.. well, you don't have to be a prostitute. They've got a bar, strip club, other stuff."
Fanta: "Fellby's probably better to talk about it than I am"
Fanta: "But if you don't want me to, I won't"
Hywel: "...Rather not."
Fanta: "Alright"
Hywel: "Can't you do like, normal dancing?"
Hywel: "Bartending can be done at a fancy resturant's bar."
Fanta: "I could"
Fanta: "I just got the offer for this before I went looking for those"
Hywel: "Hell, you could still use your attractiveness in any other way than paying to have people fuck you."
Hywel: being paid*
Fanta: sighs
Fanta: "I'm not taking it, I made that clear, if you weren't ok with it I wouldn't."
Fanta: snuggles up to him
Hywel: "Okay, good..."
Hywel: -He snuggles back.-
Fanta: give kiss on the snoot
Hywel: "We're a mess."
Fanta: "Why do you say that?"
Hywel: -He laughs a bit.-
CryingEevee OOC: ((i should replay super mario rpg sometime.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((that was a good game))
Hywel: "Come on, we've been living in a house not paying rent for a long time, I've practically accidentally adopted another kid, we've got no jobs."
Hywel: "We're living in a bar."
Fanta: "Well, yeah"
Hywel: "And you have a second butt hole."
Fanta: "Shush"
Fanta: "It would be extremely painful"
Hywel: "...What."
Hywel: "We're you thinking of me trying to have sex with a bullet wound?"
Fanta: "For you"
Fanta: "Maybe"
Hywel: "Fanta."
Fanta: "For like, half a second"
Hywel: "Fanta."
Hywel: "T-How. You do realize how difficult and painful that would be?"
Fanta: "I never said I wanted to do it"
Hywel: "I'd have to cut the hole deeper and wider."
Fanta: "Just that the thought crossed my mind"
Fanta: "Not with your pencil dick"
Hywel: "Yeah, riiii-"
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Hywel: "I want a divorce."
Fanta: pokes his nose
Hywel: -Obvious joke.-
Hywel: "You keep making fun of my dick."
Hywel: "My dick is perfect."
Fanta: "Your dick is just fine, bby"
Hywel: "Not too long, no too short, fits nicely."
Fanta: nuzzles into his chest
Fanta: lets out a long sigh
Hywel: -He scratches her head fur.-
Fanta: purrs
Hywel: "See I get it now, you don't need to grab my hand and move it to your head anymore."
Fanta: "You're learning"
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Fanta: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mZcswsgtII&index=12 i love this song
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Hywel: "Yep."
Hywel: "Should I get the kids back in?"
Fanta: "Yep"
Fanta: "Get a nice fluff pile"
Hywel: -He gets the kids in. EA gets in between the two gote parents.-
Fanta: pets the EA and the Colton
Hywel: -As does he.-
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Barchar: (Hywel: "No, no, no matter how clean you are, a bullet to the head will kill you, Fanta." what the fuck do you think goes on in there Hywel)
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Jäger Leyline: (the moment you are playing a stealth game amd you knock over a traffic cone which makes the entire piss at you
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Barchar: (It's always funny how the shit tumblr puts for you in the sidebar is always really artsy bullshit)
Barchar: (And then my dash is just nothing but shitposts)
Barchar: (shitposts all day every day)
Jäger Leyline: (dont even know why I made a tumblr
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: ((Hywel was not only being paranoid about someone being on drugs or something, but also finding an excuse to not have his wife be a hooker))
Barchar: (I do. Shitposts.)
: ((He was being very irrational))
Jäger Leyline: ((well he has to save her now
Jäger Leyline: ((least history repeat itself
Barchar: (I'm fairly certain Fanta's termination from the Barkery was just because she didn't show up for a fairly legitimate reason)
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Barchar: (NOT because she got shot or anything)
: ((Yeah, but hookers get killed all the time))
Jäger Leyline: ((no Im talkng anout the 18000 year slave thing
Jäger Leyline: ((duh
: ((no all considering, the bakery has to be one of the safest places for the prostitutes))
: Now*
: ((But still))
Jäger Leyline: ((shoe enslaves Famta and Hywel getz reseted on
: ((Hywel didn't want to directly say no, mainly because he didn't want to upset Fanta or something))
Jäger Leyline: ((then Yk421.reset and blows.up
: ((Haha, you're making jokes about my character I don't even play anymore))
Jäger Leyline: ((*sonic game over music*
Barchar: (Yeah, but getting enslaved by a cat for 18000 years and getting compensated for sex work for the normal amount of time are different things)
Jäger Leyline: (tbh I find OCs are a better vharacters anyhow
Barchar: (Eh)
Barchar: (What even counts as an OC?)
Barchar: (I mean, Barchar and MBM are technically actual UT characters, but they're so damn different)
: ((An original character))
: ((I'd consider characters that are from a game but drastically different from the general personalities that people crate for them as OCs))
Jäger Leyline: ((yeah
Barchar: (Mmn)
: ((Like, I'd consider Fanta and OC))
: An*
: ((I'd consider BC and OC))
Barchar: (Remember when Fanta was a dude? and not named Fanta?)
: ((Remember when Fanta was a ghost?))
Barchar: (...kinda prophetic when you think about it)
Jäger Leyline: ((simply because Fanta bears little to no resemblance to AD at this point
: ((Fanta is Asriel))
: ((But just, isn't Asriel))
Barchar: (She is theoretically asriel)
Jäger Leyline: ((but itd be easy to retcon that without any consquence
Barchar: (Eh)
: ((I'm gonna make up a new term))
: ((AC, Alternate Character))
: ((Bacocally a character from a game but it's completely changed))
Barchar: (That...is not a useless term, actually.)
Jäger Leyline: (basis Character
Barchar: (I like it)
Barchar: (It is a bit of a fine line, but still)
: (( Modified so much to the point it isn't what it was
Barchar: (We definitely know that Barchar would count for that. But would Mettaton? Gaster?)
: ((MC actually, modified is a better word))
Barchar: (Yeah but then it sonds like they're a DJ)
Jäger Leyline: (the character has a basis but doesnt follow the original
Jäger Leyline: (BC
: (( "has a basis"
: (( wha?
Jäger Leyline: (shit
Barchar: wha
: ((well, the issue with that is that almost all of the UT character don't exactly follow the real ones))
: ((They'd all be BCs))
: ((WERE ALL BARCHAR))
Barchar: (Yeah, I don't think 'Basis characters' is really a good term)
: (( That's one of the main things behind 'OC"
Barchar: #BLAMEITONBARCHAR
: (( Originality
: ((Is there even a term for characters that are ripped from a game))
: (( So i guess people like BC could be considered OCs or "modified characters"
Jäger Leyline: ((Basis: the underlying support or foundation for an idea, argument, or process.
: (( I think I just went full circle there
Jäger Leyline: (it worns
Jäger Leyline: works*
: (( gtg
Barchar: (Yeah, but I feel like it's a lot less of an obvious thing)
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Jäger Leyline: ((eh
Jäger Leyline: ((english isnt obvious
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Barchar: (If you hear 'Basis character' it wouldn't be as much of an easy 'oh this is what you mean' as 'Modified' or 'Alternate')
: ((English is fucking weird))
Barchar: ('AC' kinda works off the idea of an 'AU' as well as 'OC')
Jäger Leyline: ((I know I teach ot
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: ((Like))
Jäger Leyline: ((AC makes me.think of alternate skins or alternative charatcers to play as
Jäger Leyline: ((like what bread?
: ((Makes me think of))
Fanta: ((I need to do Slarv'sfeverdreamtale
: ((Air conditioning))
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Jäger Leyline: ((that too
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: ((http://www.dailywritingtips.com/what-to-do-when-words-appear-twice-in-a-row/
: ((Pretty aure most of these are grammatically correct))
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Jäger Leyline: ((I was working on my TESOl cert and pronouns came up
Jäger Leyline: (SJW would be pissed if they saw how it was set up
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Yazan [Yazan].
Yazan: https://i.redd.it/409oln0cprlx.jpg
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Yazan: ((tbh you should.juat rewrite those sentenzd in that link bread
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: ((yeah but the thing is))
: ((It's grammatically correct to not))
: ((Ok
: ((So I have this item
: ((It looks like a cloud
Yazan: ((eat it
: ((And when I push space it loses one charge and regains it in a second
: ((what game))
: ((Isaac
: ((Ohhh))
: ((What is it
: ((Uhh...)
Barchar: (Ohhh )
: ((I spawned with it, I'm eden
Barchar: (That's breath of life)
: ((What it do
: ((It like, gives you something while you hold down space, but damages you pee second if it runs out of charge?))
: Per*
: ((I think it makes you temporarily invincible?
: But hurts you if you abuse it?
: ((I think so))
Barchar: (Okay, so, as you hold space it loses charge)
Barchar: (If you get it at JUST the right second, you get invincibility)
Barchar: (But if you hold it a second too short it has to regen again. A second too long and you take damage AND have to regen)
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: ((Sounds dumb
: ((Like an item version of infamy
Barchar: (it is)
: ((That can hurt you
: ((It sucks))
Barchar: (Not even that good)
: ((It's one of the angel room items you want to slap yourself for, because you got an angel room and not a devil room))
: ((Godhead sacred heart are two of the few good angel items))
: Dark Bum?
: That's good
: ((That's good))
: ((Laharl, it used to be amazing, but it's still good))
: ((Just be careful))
Barchar: (He drops spoders)
Barchar: (but mostly blue hearts)
: ((Yeah, he had to be nerfed before))
: ((It literally would only give soil hearts before))
: ((Soul*
Barchar: (The chance for blue spiders and regular spoders was still THERE iirc)
Barchar: (just not often)
: ((No, when the game first came out))
: ((It only dropped blue hearts))
Barchar: (Oh, has he been nerf Ed more than once? Damn)
: ((And it was like 1 and 1/2 to 2 red hearts per Blue heart))
Barchar: (That Ed was Unintentional but fitting)
: Fucker
: Just
: Took
: My
: Red
: Hearts
: That's what he does
: But he gives you blue hearts
: ((It was overpowered, basically won blue baby runs))
Barchar: (ONE and a half I think. I dunno if it's still that way )
Barchar: (Bitch that's why we love him)
: I am at
: Half
Barchar: (he takes those shitty red hearts and gives you soul hearts)
: A
: Heart
: You can beat him to the hearts :p
Barchar: (Unless you're Maggie you should be fast enough)
: ((Just get an 8 heart super secret room))
: ((Let him get all the hearts and gtfo))
: ((I picked up Lard
: ((So i'm slow
: ((Then win the game))
Barchar: (You hold still be faster than him)
: ((It just took
: ((A red heart that spawned on him
Barchar: (Don't stay in the room though, or he'll pay out with red hearts because of how that room works)
: ((I mean he gave me a soul heart in exchange but fuck you dark bum i'm in one heart
: ((That's why I said gtfo))
: ((Also the eternal heart super secret room))
: ((If you can get red hearts in there))
: ((Fun times))
Barchar: (The jar)
: ((Or portable slot. It can pay with red hearts right?))
: DARK BUM JUST KILLED ME
: ((...Right?))
: IT SPAWNED A SPIDER ON ME WHILE I WAS NEAR-DEAD
: ((YOUR FAULT, DARK BUM IS GOOD))
: aaaaaawibodbujla
: ((http://platinumgod.co.uk/dark-bum
: ((This was the reaction when they made the spiders happen
: ((http://platinumgod.co.uk/darkbum/not
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: In another timeline...
: Fuck lemme try and remember the story so far
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: All around me
: Are familiar faces
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: ((What game))
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Barchar: Tf2
: ((Oh right))
: ((Tf2 has a leveling system now))
Barchar: Yyyeah
: Ok so I think
: It's a post pacifist timeline
: Where they escaped the underground but woops looks like bill cipher rules the fucking world
Barchar: Okay
: So he puts all the homeboys in some kind of.. death game?
: I think?
Barchar: Alright Bill you do you
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: How a I gonns fucking do tjg
: ds\a
Barchar: Jesus christ what
: How do I bring this in
: Hmmmm
Barchar: I suggest you don't
: I must
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Fanta: Meh
Fanta: I'll just make the boss more hellish
Barchar: Is that the slravtah motto
Fanta: Yes
Fanta: Although you totally asked for it with the goddamn shiny arceus
Barchar: That wasn't his fault!
Barchar: He never asked for this
Barchar: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I WAS DOING REALLY WELL AND OUR OWN FUCKING MEI COCKBLOCKED MY HOOK WITH AN ICE WALL
Fanta: Watsky gave us the sign
Fanta: He wanted hardmode
Fanta: And he shall get hardmode
Barchar: FUCK OFF WITH YOUR WATSKY
Fanta: You've got bad luck for 7 years
Barchar: MORE LIKE BAD TEAMS
Barchar: FUCK MEI
Barchar: FUCK HER WITH AN ICE PICJ
Fanta: Mei is underpowered
Fanta: She can't fight for shit
Barchar: FUCK OFF SLARVATH
Barchar: SHE CAN WRECK YOU IF YOU IF YOU CAN'T GET AWAY FAST ENOUGH
Fanta: Play pharah
Barchar: I DON'T LIKE PHARAH
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hello[/color]
DamnDude: [[ hi ]]
Barchar: Hi tri
Lily: [color=#daffdb]What's up[/color]
Barchar: Playing overwatch
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Alright[/color]
Fanta: Tri u wanna challenge the SUPER COOL BATTLE FACTORY or the SUPER COOL BATTLE DREAMSCAPE?
Lily: [color=#daffdb]What's the dreamscape?[/color]
Fanta: It's fun
Fanta: You get 3 lives
Fanta: To defeat 7 balanced hackmons teams
Barchar: Slarv has been warning about the dreamscape don't believe her lies
Fanta: Shhh
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Sure, why not[/color]
Barchar: I SAID DON'T BELIEVE HER LIES
Fanta: Go ahead and make up a 3 person BH team then
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Is ok Flame[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]And what is considered balanced hackmons[/color]
Fanta: A meta
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Well yes but[/color]
: Don't worry Tri
: It's possible
: I beat it
: It's not possible
Fanta: Look up the rules on smogon
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh, I'm on Smogon right now actually[/color]
: You're gonna die
Fanta: You'll love yveltal
Fanta: You'll [i]love[/i] my yveltal
Barchar: Wasn't the one you won because slarvath had to go laharl
: Yeah I'm not gonna challenge that shit
Fanta: Laharl beat all 7
Lily: [color=#daffdb]But Laharl is amazing[/color]
Fanta: With a life to spare
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: YES BUT LAHARL HAS BEEN DOING THIS FOR YEARS
Barchar: If you try to balance this shit for laharl you're just gonna piss everyone off
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Alright, so I only get 3 pokemans?[/color]
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: Pick OP af Pokémon
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Of course[/color]
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Fanta: I'm not balancing it around laharl I'm balancing it around gud
Fanta: Be gud
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I'll tri[/color]
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: >around gud
: good*
: That meme is old
: And it's dead
: Get with the times boi
Barchar: Get gud with your memes
: good*
: Again
: Get with the times
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]So I think I just made literally Satan[/color]
Fanta: Try me
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I only have one pokemon down[/color]
Fanta: Trade Maker
Fanta: Oh
Fanta: Rip
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I meant one of the pokemon I made[/color]
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: Slarv
: I will fucking annihilate you
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Done[/color]
Fanta: Challenge me
Fanta: Randy has entered a mysterious door at the bottom of a tower
Fanta: And entered, the battle dreamscape
Fanta: He comes across a kindly masked man who leads him around
Randy: He follows.
Fanta: Then is attacked by another masked man who was having an orgy
Randy: oh
Fanta: 'Oh dear..'
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Can I put links or no[/color]
DamnDude: [[ So I'm doing a Game maker tutorial ]]
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Fanta: No links
Lily: [color=#daffdb]That went much better than I expected[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Alright[/color]
Fanta: I fucked up one of em
Fanta: Gave em an assault vest when they didn't have any attacks :p
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wait, since it's Hackmons do you need the mega stone for mega evolutions[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Chime[/color]
Fellby: ((Hey guys, i might be late today
Fellby: ((Depends on what happens
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Alright[/color]
Fanta: You do not need the mega stone
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Sweet[/color]
DamnDude: [[ Understood ]]
Fanta: You defeat the orgyman
Fanta: And move onward, a large castle in the distance
Fanta: Another man in a bird mask jumps you from the bushes
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]I can't believe I'm decent[/color]
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Fellby: decides to set up a yelp page for the barkery. Hey, technically it's legal in that dimension.
Fanta: And you finally get fucked by a guy in a bird mask
Fanta: 1/3
Fanta: 2/3
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hey I'm doing decent[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I think[/color]
Muffet: fechnically, as the only living survivor of that dimension
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Muffet: she makes the fuckin laws
Fanta: Ok now challenge
Fanta: is asleep in the fluffgote pile
Barsk: he doesn't count
Barsk: because he is dead
Hywel: -He is too.-
Colton: so is he. Peer pressure
Fellby: -The idea of a brothel with a yelp page amuses him, so he des it-
Asmodeus : -He's in the bar.-
Muffet: 5 stars got a good cum would return
Fanta: 3/3
Fanta: You are kicked out of Algadda
Lily: [color=#daffdb]:([/color]
Fanta: But you got 5 BP
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Better than I expected at least[/color]
Fanta: awakens
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She's asleep in her room.[/color]
Asmodeus : -He heads back to Lily's place.-
Muffet: she returns to the bar.
Barchar: "Hi, Muff."
Hywel: -Is sleep.-
Fanta: pokes his snoot
Muffet: "Ah, yes, hello, dearie. Erm. How privacy invading would it be to ask...?"
Barchar: "Hywel doesn't want her to. I think he's worried she'll get hurt."
Muffet: "...ah. I see."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]The stage has petals everywhere, looks like she practiced a lot.[/color]
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Hywel: -BC would know that's not actually why, mostly.-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi CE[/color]
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))
Asmodeus : "Hmm."
Fanta: has already been on the cock carousel though
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Do you think I did well Slarv[/color]
: ((yeehaw
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She stirs.[/color]
Fanta: You giratina was cancer
Fanta: But yes
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It was[/color]
Asmodeus : "Morning?"
Fanta: pokes his nose again
Barchar: she's not the best at reading people
Hywel: -He wakes.-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Hi, Asmodeus...today's Saturday, right?" She gets out of bed.[/color]
Hywel: "Eugh..."
Asmodeus : "Yes."
Fanta: "Howdy"
Asmodeus : "Working hard?"
Hywel: "I was sleeping."
Muffet: "Well. I...will..stay here. To talk. Yes, that seems like the best idea."
Barchar: she shrugs
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Yep, I have another show today. Had to practice a lot."[/color]
Barchar: (How long has Lily's text color not been pure white)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It was pure white since she came in[/color]
Barchar: (Like I just realized it was like a very slight green and it is fucking with my he-wait what)
Fanta: "I know"
Asmodeus : "Ah, okay."
Lily: [color=#daffdb][s]And it's actually slightly greenish[/s][/color]
Barchar: (...WHAT IS MY LIFE ANYMORE)
Fanta: "I poked your nose to wake you up"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh yeah, it's always been greenish[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Sorry[/color]
Barchar: (Okay it is green)
Hywel: "Yes. I'm hungry now."
Fanta: "I was also hungry"
Barchar: (I was about to have an existential bloody crisis over this)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"But after today, my next show isn't for another week, so that's nice."[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Looks like I woke up early though, we can do something before the show if you want."[/color]
Colton: "Nnnrh." he wakes up too
Fanta: "Hi Colton"
Asmodeus : -He nods.-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"What do you want to do?"[/color]
Fanta: "Wanna get food?"
Asmodeus : "I was thinking since I'd be gone for a while tomorrow, we could go out to some place with nice views."
Hywel: "Olease."
: Oleaze*
: Olease*
: OH
: PLEASE*
Colton: "Sure."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Sounds good. Anywhere you know of?"[/color]
Fanta: looks to the ea
Lily: [color=#daffdb]If Mewtwo would've died with Destiny Bond up would it have been considered a win[/color]
Endling Asriel: -He nods. He wants food.-
Asmodeus : "The Underground has a few nice spots."
Colton: "Yaaay food."
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Alright, I'll follow you to wherever you want to go."[/color]
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Fanta: picks up smol number 1, places him on the floor, and does the same for smol number 2
Fanta: she then staggers up
Asmodeus : -He nods, and heads to the anydoor.-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She follows.[/color]
Hywel: -He gets up.-
Asmodeus : -He heads through the bar, out into Snowdin.-
Colton: he holds her hand, walking out into the main room
Fanta: takes the gote fam to get some food in the main room
Muffet: she looks over. "Oh, HyweeeeeeeeeeIassureyouwetakewonderfulcareofouremployeesandmakeabsolutelysurenothinghappenstothem SO WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She's shivering a lot.[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((HATE))
Barchar: she snorts. "I'm surprised you can talk that fast."
Muffet: "Mmn."
Fanta: "Um.."
Muffet: she has a polite, business-like smile on her face
Asmodeus : -Swiftly on to anywhere else than Snowdin.-
Fanta: "Howdy"
Hywel: -He walks out.-
Muffet: "No, no, you don't have to answer if you don't want to, I have NO INTENTION of pryin-okay then bye"
Colton: "..."
Hywel: -Of the room.-
Colton: "I guess dad doesn't like her."
Hywel: -Not the bar.-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Well, there's Waterfall.[/color]
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Asmodeus : -He remembers the nice view of the castle.-
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Muffet: she sits down, smiling awkwardly
Asmodeus : "Unfortunately not much sunlight down here."
Hywel: "Heya."
Fanta: looks for Hywel
Fanta: oh
Fanta: oh
Fanta: woops
Fanta: nvm
Fanta: gets some food for her kids and herself
Fanta: "I think I forgot to eat yesterday"
Hywel: -He gets some food too.-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"That's fine. Anything's better than that snowy place."[/color]
Hywel: "That's bad."
Asmodeus : -He nods.-
Fanta: "When did I eat last..."
Muffet: wait I thought hywel was already in the main room
Asmodeus : "...Might have to walk through there again."
Fanta: looks off into the distance
Colton: he gets some food tok
Hywel: -I never said it but I dunno.-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Oh, I'll try to get through fast when we have to cross over again."[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"But let's enjoy [i]not[/i] being there right now. Where's this?"[/color]
Asmodeus : "This place's name is Waterfall."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"It's pretty. I do like water."[/color]
Fanta: eats her food very quickly
Asmodeus : -He smiles.-
Fanta: ravenously
Asmodeus : "Hotland might be bad for you, also."
Muffet: well, she gave off that rant immediately as he came in, then sat down.
Fanta: ((https://i.redditmedia.com/G1ilXlj-oMB01nhm-P3u0zoCPEqcCP1g6X9so63FeTw.png?w=500&s=4decd9a999b5a1c904d672dcef085dbb
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Depending on how hot it is...maybe."[/color]
Barchar: (What)
DamnDude: [[ What. ]]
CryingEevee OOC: ((all. of. my. hate.))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]What[/color]
Asmodeus : "There is lava coating the bottom of it."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Are you on cringeanarchy[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Yeah, that sounds too hot."[/color]
Fanta: ((I am
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"How long is it? I might be able to run through without burning."[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Thought so[/color]
Asmodeus : "There is a really nice spot here, so it's okay. Also, it's... Pretty long."
Fanta: "..I need to not order more"
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Asmodeus : "There are elevators, and a building to the next area. Not as hot in the building."
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Hywel: "...Muffet, I'm sorry, but I just am not comfortable with it."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hmm...we can try to get through it?"[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Or we can stay in Waterfall."[/color]
Hywel: "I appreciate giving us the opportunity to make money, but..."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Just a reminder, Final Corridor and onward is fucked[/color]
Asmodeus : "Can you die if you get overheated?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Burned alive."[/color]
Fanta: then she gets idea
Fanta: "Hey Hywel remember that book?"
Asmodeus : -He frowns.-
Asmodeus : "I wouldn't risk that, would I?"
Hywel: "What book?"
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I don't think you or I would try that at such a risk."[/color]
Fanta: "[i]That[/i] book"
Asmodeus : "This place is fine, anyways. Lots of water, can go for a swim even, if you wanted to."
Fanta: "That one you said would be a good idea"
Hywel: "...Wh- oh."
Fanta: "Whatever, I had an idea"
Fanta: "What if we could teach or something"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...How does swimming as a ghost work?"[/color]
Hywel: "Yeah, selling and a book with the potions useses."
Hywel: "...Teach?"
Fanta: "Y'know"
Asmodeus : "More meant for you, I could just follow."
Fanta: "Teach people how to do it right."
Fanta: "I dunno, it's just a thought I had"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I know. I would love to swim. Just wondering if you're able. I don't want to have fun with you just standing there."[/color]
Muffet: "No that's fine absolutely fine one hundred percent no trouble at all."
Hywel: "...Guess It would be safer as long as I was allowed to keep a weapon near me."
Fanta: "How much would that pay?"
Hywel: -Still looks uncomfortable. But Fanta would know that if he had a gun near by, he would be okay with it being a bit dangerous.-
Hywel: -So it would seem odd to be uncomfortable.-
Fanta: knows this
Muffet: "I think the price depends on how well you teach."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]...Why does Pure Power and Huge Power exist[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]They do the same thing, apparently[/color]
Muffet: "I'm not sure though. I'm no teacher."
Hywel: "Why do you want her so much?"
Asmodeus : -He smiles.-
Muffet: "Because, dearie, she was good. Amalgamate or not, she was a good worker while she was there."
Asmodeus : "I would still have fun. Knowing you know I'm here would be good enough. I've been watching people have fun since I could remember."
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Hywel: "...Hmm."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Are you sure? I wouldn't expect watching someone have fun be as fun as participating..."[/color]
Colton: is silently eating
Asmodeus : "Yeah, I'm sure."
Fanta: scratches Hywel's head
Colton: he feels like he can feel Barchar staring at him.
Barchar: she's not
Hywel: -He eats, getting the scratching.-
Colton: but he feels like it
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Hywel: "..."
Hywel: "I dunno..."
Muffet: "Look, I can't make either of you do anything."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Alright. I believe you." She steps into the water and smiles, swimming around.[/color]
Muffet: "Well. Theoretically I could but I will not."
Muffet: "Either way, this isn't a demand, but a request."
Asmodeus : -He sits at the edge of the water, smiling as he watches.-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]You can [i]barely[/i] tell, but she's also absorbing it just a little bit.[/color]
Asmodeus : -He kinda had figured this would happen. Since plants absorb water.-
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Hywel: -He sighs.-
DamnDude: [[ "No" "OK nevermind this is a demand" ]]
Hywel: "...Look I... I'm not very comfortable with my wife having sex with other people constantly, on a day to day basis, or showing off her nudity to everyone there."
Muffet: "...Okay. That's fine."
Muffet: Internally: "If you're gonna be a bloody prude I mean jeez"
Muffet: "Again, I can't force you. If you don't want to, you don't have to."
Hywel: "...I get the feeling that's not the answer you wanted."
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Fanta: rip money
Fanta: internally 'well there goes that idea'
Hywel: "...Fanta, we need the money, and I haven't really asked your opinion on this."
Muffet: "I mean, obviously."
Hywel: "What do you WANT? Not what I want, not what Muffet wants, just you."
Muffet: [sub]"Finally Jesus Christ"[/sub]
Hywel: -He glances over, not really understanding that, then shrugs it off, looking back.-
Fanta: "I mean, if you're not comfortable with it I won't do it. I'm ok with doing it, but I don't want to if you're not ok with it."
Hywel: "Did you like working there before?"
Fanta: "I did"
Hywel: "...Would you still?"
Fanta: sighs
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Fanta: "I dunno, I want you to be comfortable."
: (( bruh
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Colton: "I really think somebody other than dad needs to actually say 'yes' or 'no' here."
Hywel: "No, that's not what I'm asking though."
Fanta: "Alright, I think I would"
Hywel: "Seriously, I can't be the only one with an opinion on this, Fanta. I don't want to control everything, I've been doing that my whole life."
Hywel: -He nods.-
Hywel: "Okay. Now, about the teaching. I assume we'd be teaching staff?"
Fanta: looks to muffet
Muffet: "Well, I can certainly see that working."
Muffet: "These potions...how hard are they to produce? We could probably make a pretty penny selling them, as well as teaching how to use them."
Hywel: -He walks over to the machine.-
Hywel: -Gets a large pitcher.-
Hywel: -Fills it.-
Hywel: -Pours the liquid into 5 small bottles.-
Hywel: "Here are 5 potions that swap male and female."
Muffet: her eyes sparkle. "Lovely."
Fanta: finishes eating
Hywel: "So, really easy."
Fellby: ((Muffet attempts to steal the machine
Muffet: "If you wish, we can absolutely figure out...training programs, I suppose, for them."
Muffet: "You wouldn't even have to get naked. Any demonstration can be done by other employees."
Muffet: she doesn't need to steal shit, the machine is right there
Hywel: -He nods.-
Hywel: "But how much would that pay?@
Muffet: "Hm...name a price."
Muffet: "I'd definitely want to do it per person per class."
Hywel: "I need a steady income."
Hywel: "How long would we be doing this?"
Muffet: "Well, however long you rather want to."
Hywel: "...Once we teach all the employees?"
Hywel: "Or are there always new ones?"
Muffet: "Well, I was under the impression that you'd be giving classes to customers as well."
Muffet: "But, well, I'm not sure what you had in mind."
Hywel: "...Yeah, I guess that would work."
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Hywel: -He sighs.-
Barchar: (I'm just having a hard time coming up with a money amount because I barely know how much is a reasonable amount i)
Barchar: (irl*)
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Hywel: "I'd need a good yearly income, monthly paycheck a and the sort. I'm not good with that stuff, y'know, never really needed money, cause money didn't exist, but now I know I at least need to get a fair monthly pay, and to save that money, I think."
Hywel: "How much would you be able to pay a year for teaching everybody who wanted lessons?"
Fellby: is on his laptop doing business stuff. Like payroll. If you wanna talk to him.
Muffet: "A year, eh?"
Fellby: ((The bar has around 50 employees iirc
Fanta: ((A billion dollars a year is middle income
Hywel: "A yearly average, but it's paid monthly."
Muffet: "...Hm. Okay, you know what, I'm having trouble running this math. Could you please give me one moment?"
Barchar: (no its not slrav dont u lie to me u bitch)
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Muffet: [Cheri, could you come help me run some numbers by Monsieur Hywel?]
Fellby: [Hm? Oh, sure.]
Barchar: (help my dog is resting her head on my arm and it's adorable but I need both to type well)
Barchar: (wat do)
: ((Wake them up))
Fellby: is in bra now.
DamnDude: [[ Move your arm slightly and pet dog ]]
: ((Throw them into the traaaaaash))
Barchar: (thank you dd)
: ((Muffet: When you're a confirmed porn addict, bribery's not guaranteed against a scandal Hywel: BUT I GAVE YOU POPSICLES!))
Muffet: "Hello, Cheri. So-" she gives a rundown of the situation
Barchar: (What)
Fellby: makes a face."Oh. That stuff."
Muffet: "Whether you wish to use them or not, you can't deny we could make a killing."
Muffet: "The fact they know enough to even want to teach about them implies that there's a market."
Fellby: "True. Imagine what money we could make if we got it to be permanent."
Hywel: "It can really make any type of sexual wish or desire a reality."
Muffet: "Oh, my. But, that is pondering for another time. For now, we need to get some numbers into our potential new employee's head."
Barchar: combine the drink machine with the adjective adder
Barchar: and you are just golden
Lily: [color=#daffdb]But then the shipping drinks exist again[/color]
Fellby: "How does... 500 sound?"
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Hywel: "Five hundred what per what."
Fellby: "For one potion."
Hywel: "I don't care how high you price the potions, as long as you can make a profit, and have enough to support my family."
Muffet: "Well, then that's convenient. But, we still need to work out the classes."
Hywel: "I need an average monthly pay, an average yearly pay."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She's played around and relaxed a while, but now she gets out of the water. She smiles, and looks slightly taller. "That was fun."[/color]
Hywel: "So I can make my children happy, fed, and have a roof over their head."
Asmodeus : "Yeah? You look a bit bigger."
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Oh yeah, that happens when I stay in water a while. It wears off eventually."[/color]
Asmodeus : -Curiously, he takes a look at the burned part of her leaf dress.-
Colton: "Yay those things"
Fellby: "Well, what would the classes entai?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]From last time you saw it, it doesn't look much different, but it seems a bit smaller.[/color]
Fellby: *entail
Hywel: "Teaching, and demonstration, I reckon. And more in depth about what not to do."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"What now? We still have time."[/color]
Asmodeus : "I dunno."
Fellby: "Okay, so like a safety course."
Asmodeus : "We can head back if you're ready. Dunno if the water will freeze."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Is there anywhere besides Hotland and snow place?"[/color]
Hywel: "Yeah, sorta, but mostly teaching what to do."
Hywel: "I don't want anyone doing something stupid that Fanta and I have done in the past."
Muffet: "A noble goal."
Asmodeus : -Is the ruins blocked.-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Nope.[/color]
Fellby: "Alright, I'm thinking... 1000 per class."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Shadow and Syphon went in there at one point.[/color]
Muffet: "Yes, that was somewhere around my thinking, too."
Asmodeus : "Well, it's past Snowdin, called the ruins."
Asmodeus : "It's actually quite nice there, despite the name."
Muffet: "I expect you'd be doing them weekly. Though, you can set your schedule."
Hywel: "I'd be fine with a Monday through Friday."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hmm. Lead me to there, I'd like to see it."[/color]
Hywel: "If It gets that booked."
Fellby: "If you do one class and sell one potion, that's the equivalent of one of my sessions."
Hywel: "I figure we'd have more than one person per class."
Muffet: "Ideally, yes."
Fellby: "See? You'd already be making more money."
Hywel: "Yes, I assume money would also go to you guys."
Fellby: "Now ideally, some of your profits go to the club."
Fellby: ((Curse my slow typing
Hywel: "Well... Yeah, we can try it."
Fellby: "I want a 30% cut of the profits."
Muffet: She nods. "My thoughts exactly."
Asmodeus : -He tries to lead her to the Ruins, fast.-
Hywel: "Thirty percent cut."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Besides being very cold and some drops of water freezing on her, she's fine.[/color]
Hywel: "Okay, how about you advertise lessons for next week, and we can also start next week. I want to see how many people will take the lessons.-
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Phew."[/color]
Fellby: "That's fair."
Asmodeus : "...Do you need warmth?"
Muffet: "Makes sense."
Hywel: "Well."
Hywel: "Okay."
Fellby: "I'll put the word out."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I'm cold, but I'll be fine."[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Mfw something I've pondered over for years appears on Reddit[/color]
Muffet: "I'm glad we could come to an agreement."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Look at something that is red. Everyone agrees that that colour is called red. The problem is that, to another person, it could look exactly like the way you see the colour that is blue. Same with every other colour - we all agree on the names, but we can't know if they all look the same or different. You almost certainly see a different variation of red from what I do, but it could be a different colour entirely. You get the idea.[/color]
Asmodeus : "Good."
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Hywel: "...Yeah."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She stands close to Asmodeus and progresses. "This [i]is[/i] very nice."[/color]
Hywel: "As long as we're demonstrating on eachother and not the ones who are taking the class."
Asmodeus : "Yeah."
Asmodeus : "Boredom lead me to these places. There's one nice spot, looking out a large area of the ruins."
Fellby: "Oh good, I was just about to cover that."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"We should go there, then."[/color]
Hywel: "Essentially this will serve as a better instruction manual, and some tips tricks and fun things to do with the potion."
Asmodeus : -He nods, and starts to walk there.-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She follows.[/color]
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Asmodeus : -They eventually get there, and he sits over the ledge.-
: Potions*
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]She does as well, looking over the ruins and kicking her feet.[/color]
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Muffet: "That works just fine for me. I might find it in myself to attend."
Asmodeus : "Pretty good view, no?"
Hywel: -He nods.-
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]"It is a great view. Thanks for taking me here."[/color]
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]She smiles and leans lightly on Asmo.[/color]
Asmodeus : -He smiles.-
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Asmodeus : "I'm glad you liked it, Lily."
Asmodeus : -He leans his head on her shoulder.-
CryingEevee OOC: (("it's much easier to read as a cat" -nerdcubed))
Fellby: ((Sorry, gotta eat dinner
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: ((What was he playing))
: ((Or was that the podcast))
CryingEevee OOC: (("can we cook meatballs as a cat?"-also nerdcubed))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and it was a vr thing. the vr ikea showroom game))
: ((Ohhh))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((where you can become cat sized))
Barchar: (Nerdcubed is great)
CryingEevee OOC: ((nerdcubed is one of my favorites youtubers))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((shame he breaks r2 in almost EVERY VIDEO))
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, that might be a stretch but he does it all the time))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She stays silent while she looks at the view.[/color]
Asmodeus : "..."
CryingEevee OOC: ((nerdcubed has cooked meatballs as a cat in vr))
Barchar: (*shrug*)
Asmodeus : -He doesn't really know what to say.-
CryingEevee OOC: ((that is a thing he can say now))
Barchar: (I think that's something we can all aspire to)
CryingEevee OOC: (("yeah, i could do with being a cat"-nerdcubed))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((daniel hardcastle as: cat dad))
Asmodeus : "...Not sure what there is to say right now."
CryingEevee OOC: ((*cuts to a scene of him pouring meatballs on the floor* "here mistakes!"))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i wish i could afford a vive... and i had the space to install a vive. i don't think i do.))
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Her voice is soft. "There isn't much to say."[/color]
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: ((yee haw
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Meme[/color]
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DamnDude: [[ What happened ]]
Fellby: ((I have no clue
Lily: [color=#daffdb]A lot of disconnects apparently[/color]
Fanta: ((Well I closed my phone to play ztd
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Fellby: ((Im on mobile
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Brb[/color]
Fanta: ((Thrn tjat dkhamppebf
Fellby: ((Gonna be heading home... Soonish?
CryingEevee OOC: ((Thrn tjat dkhamppebf))
Fanta: is with hywel
Fellby: ((Ill have 3 hours to kill
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: ((Thrn tjat dkhamppebf
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Back[/color]
: ((Well shit, I'm bored
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Same[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I've been browsing Reddit but that is not good enough[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I now remember that there's a thing called minimizing and that I can fucking play Platinum[/color]
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: ((um
: ((clipboards
: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5cZP3b6Or4
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Look at something that is red. Everyone agrees that that colour is called red. The problem is that, to another person, it could look exactly like the way you see the colour that is blue. Same with every other colour - we all agree on the names, but we can't know if they all look the same or different. You almost certainly see a different variation of red from what I do, but it could be a different colour entirely. You get the idea.[/color]
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: https://youtu.be/2-XvFG88BOA
: OH BOY
CryingEevee OOC: ((Thrn tjat dkhamppebf))
CryingEevee OOC: ((tri, is that part of a Vsauce video transcript?))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]No, it's from Reddit[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Something I was thinking of for a while, then I found somebody else post it[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think it's from Vsauce but was on reddit.))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh, okay[/color]
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yep, didn't know it was from it tho[/color]
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't think those exact words are used, but [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evQsOFQju08]here's the video explaining that same thing[/url]))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((also, have you guys seen the library of babel?))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Nope[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]But also ty[/color]
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Her eyes are closed, but she's awake.[/color]
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CryingEevee OOC: https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?b_scua,unuypyhwv218
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Every combination of letters? Wow[/color]
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CryingEevee OOC: ((letters and commas and periods. just no caps))
CryingEevee OOC: ((if you want to see what most of the library is, just browse it a bit))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh cool, if I click Anglishize I can find some names[/color]
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Now I can be even more lazy and not think of things myself[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Thanks CE[/color]
: ((https://libraryofbabel.info/book.cgi
: (9oops
CryingEevee OOC: ((you need to click bookmarkable to link it))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((is it a page that says "yee haw"?))
: ((https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?hogawtalqkrfkxbndiodoiysl96
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CryingEevee OOC: ((it is not, a page that says yee haw))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wowie[/color]
Asmodeus : "...Tired?"
: ((https://libraryofbabel.info/bookmark.cgi?jxltzatu388
CryingEevee OOC: ((that however, is))
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Mfw fail time travelling[/color]
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CryingEevee OOC: ((excuse?))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Was trying to get Rotom[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and time travel was involved?))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yeh, it has to be night[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh))
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Or at least apparently[/color]
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Fellby: ((You know its been so long since dpp came out i dont remember
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: Kek
Fellby: ((I spent way too much time on the mining tho
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I'm doing the mining right now[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Need a thunder stone[/color]
Fellby: ((Like
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Had one, then got into a fire trap[/color]
Fellby: ((I was scary good at that
Lily: [color=#daffdb]And didn't know how to escape[/color]
Muffet: she walks back to the barkery. She immediately does a fist pump after she gets through. "[i]Yes.[/i] Score one for Arachne."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh shit I can tap to find where the things in the walls are[/color]
: [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64amFt7vTYc]Y'know I should've brought Peacock to open mic night to introduce her[/url]
Fellby: ((I had the best underground base in my 8th grade class
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: I sexually Identify as High Noon. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of walking slowly over across the battlefield shooting deadly bullets at disgusting bastions. People say to me that a person being a time on a clock is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary hour hands, 30 mm second hands and AMG-114 Hellfire minute hands on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Deadeye” and respect my right to shoot fish in a barrel and call the undertaker. If you can’t accept me you’re a timeaphobe and need to check your time privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Iirc R word is bad[/color]
Barchar: Should be 'fucking roadhog' instead
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi MV[/color]
Smolster: (hi darling!!)
Schyroton: ((hi
CryingEevee OOC: ((R word i think is bad, but not bad enough to be included as a rule that your not allowed to say it))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Idk[/color]
Schyroton: ((r word is frowned upon and in general would be aporeciated if not used but theres no specific rule against it
Barchar: Hi mv
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Alright[/color]
: ((sorry
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Is ok[/color]
Barchar: But ya far as I know worst case scenario you get grilled
: ((no more copypastas oof that flavour
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh, tapping also reveals traps[/color]
: ((Basically
: ((It's highly, highly, highly suggested you not use it
Schyroton: ((its not something thatll cause panic attacks but it directly insults at least three group members
Fellby: ((Hello am in car
Schyroton: ((hi in car im mv
CryingEevee OOC: ((for future reference, what would you call someone that has a condition such that would be called such?))
: ((Mentally deficit.
CryingEevee OOC: ((alright thank))
Schyroton: ((someone with [insert mental illness here]
CryingEevee OOC: ((well i mean, if the condition is unknown))
CryingEevee OOC: ((then what?))
Schyroton: ((neuroatypical
CryingEevee OOC: ((alright gotcha))
Fellby: ((Also i came out today, i think it went well
Schyroton: ((nice!
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh good[/color]
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: ((If you're willing to use a term for a mental condition when you don't actually know what the mental condition is
: ((Theres a half chance they don't have a mental condition and you're about to insult them
Schyroton: ((that is also true
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Fellby: (("You guys know im bi right" "no" "well now you do"
Fellby: ((Thats how it went
Schyroton: ((lol
Lily: [color=#daffdb]How rare is a thunderstone underground?[/color]
: Im gonna test a bind
: manning
: crap
: ((Hey Tri
: ((Serebii is your friend
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hey Laharl[/color]
: http://i.imgur.com/to9tXQG.png
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh yeah[/color]
: there
Schyroton: ((i came out to my theatre class in the stupidest way
CryingEevee OOC: ((what you should do is have a bind like my [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url] bind))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Manning is a rickroll type thing though[/color]
Fellby: ((I wanted to wait until coming out day but my family is all in one spot
: ((The fun thing about being asexual is that there is no 'coming out' theres just 'nope not interested'
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Schyroton: ((ok so theres a costume closet in the room i was in. i was looking in there for a long time, bc there was very little that fit me. someone yelled "get out of the closet already!" and without missing a beat i turned, said "i'm pan.", and went back to looking for something in my sise.
Schyroton: ((*size
Fellby: ((Oh my god
Lily: [color=#daffdb]wowie[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh))
Schyroton: ((i was 14 and im proud of that pun but it was so stupid
Fellby: ((You saw the opportunity and ypu took it
Schyroton: ((i make puns so much
CryingEevee OOC: ((you know. [url=http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Pan]all i can think of is the dragon ball character named pan[/url]))
Schyroton: ((went into spencers, saw a hat with a penis, put it on and said "im a dickhead"
: ((heh
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Schyroton: ((or the greek god
Fellby: is in barkery now i suppose.
: ((s'tennouttaten
: ((is a barkery where you make dogs?
Schyroton: ((im gonna do a thing quick
Schyroton: ((pfft
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'ts where you make dog biscuits))
Muffet: well, doggy style occurs occasionally
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Fellby: ((Well in cau its where you go to get boned
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Mfw underground is clear[/color]
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Fellby: is considering raising his price per session.
Muffet: is pretty happy with hers. The money is pretty much the bonus.
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: oh
Muffet: It's a bar/bakery
Muffet: but also a whirehouse
Muffet: mostly a whorehouse
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Muffet: but I made the pun 'barkery' and used it enough that other people did to
: so spider does have the puss puss
Fellby: -also theres a casino-
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: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gqklsRxhDY NOOOOOOOOO
Muffet: spider definitely has puss puss
Muffet: she is also a succubus so that's part of it
Muffet: as Fellby sadly discovered however spider does not have milk
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Fellby: was irrationally upset about that.
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Muffet: and it made her feel strangely inadequate
Muffet: she's gonna find out how the fuck to make this monstrosity happen
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Day 420[/color]
Fellby: -well you have workers giving you handy dandy potions now-
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Thunderstone still not found[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]>find sphere I've never found before[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]>bag is full[/color]
Muffet: -Orders a 'make me have spider milk' potion. Silently. She gives no motion to anybody else. She uses the adjective adder to make it permanent. Aaaand she's gone.-
Fellby: ((Rip
Lily: [color=#daffdb]SHIT[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I PRESSED A BUTTON AND RELOADED BACK TO OLD CHATEAU[/color]
: F
Fellby: yay
CryingEevee OOC: ((F))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]That's twice now where all my underground progress has been erased[/color]
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Schyroton: ((rip
Schyroton: ((also back
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I'm going to bed 100 dollars this egg is a Gible or an Eevee[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((not related to anything. but i think my favorite designed dbz villain is [url=http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/2/2c/Super_Janemba.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130113224333]super janemba[/url]))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((final form frieza is up there too))
Barchar: Okay gn tri
Lily: [color=#daffdb]wut[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((not golden frieza though. golden frieza's color scheme sucks))
Barchar: s
Lily: [color=#daffdb]but[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]what was the joke[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((you said bed instead of bet))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh whoops[/color]
Barchar: You typed 'I'm going to bed
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I see that now, sorry[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Pikachu fuck off with your double team[/color]
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Gaster: is in the bar I suppose.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Lily and Asmo are out somewhere but I have no idea where Bread went[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((actually, now that i think about it a fair amount of dbz villains have some sort of a tail))
Barchar: "Hi Gaster."
Schyroton: ((its a telltail sign
Barchar: (Mv no)
: ((heh
Schyroton: ((mv yes
Gaster: "Hello, barchat."
CryingEevee OOC: ((no swood, your line is "kek"))
Gaster: *barcar
CryingEevee OOC: ((barchat, barcar))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]barchat and barcar[/color]
Gaster: *... Barchar
DamnDude: [[ Hi Gaster. [We're Barchat right]/s ]]
CryingEevee OOC: ((vote to rename CaU barchat /s))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Barchat actually could've worked originally[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]But now there's a lot outside of the bar so rip[/color]
Barchar: barcar
: ((ok
Schyroton: ((cau racers
Barchar: The Barchar transformer
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]On the cycling road do you constantly go down or is my down button stuck[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((i actually never really liked transformers. it seemed kinda boring that "oh, you can turn this robot into a plane!" i would've just liked a robot thank you))
Schyroton: ((i know its that way in kanto
CryingEevee OOC: ((and you do just go down iirc))
Schyroton: ((same ce
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Alright[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Mfw starter of all things is underleveled[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]...I think Piplup is shit[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((now, robots that combined together to make a giant death machine, power rangers style, that was pretty cool.))
Schyroton: enters the bar, smiling.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]well, Prinplup[/color]
Schyroton: ((yep
Schyroton: ((empoleon is worth it
Gaster: "Hey schyro."
Schyroton: Hhi.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Alright[/color]
Schyroton: sits on the couch, still smiling. This is a coule days in a row he's been genuinely happy.
Schyroton: *couple
Barchar: "Hey, Schyro."
CryingEevee OOC: (("Y.V x Muffet they both want moni"))
Schyroton: Hhi.
Gaster: "What's got you smiling today?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]>shinx vs staravia[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]>shinx has spark[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]>uses bite[/color]
Schyroton: Welll... yyou rememember my performmmance?
CryingEevee OOC: ((maybe hopin for that flinch chance?))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I was faster[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh. then dumb ai))
Muffet: ur dev1l Muffy
Gaster: "Oh, still happy about that?"
Schyroton: Yyes, but ththere's more.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]...[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Fuck[/color]
Barchar: "I saw Muffet's link. You did well."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Time to backtrack for like 10 minutes[/color]
Schyroton: ((schyro: BUT WAIT, THERES MORE
Schyroton: Ththank yyou.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i still would like to do something atomic chair related, but can't think of a single good way to make it work.))
DamnDude: [[ "IF YOU LISTEN TO ME BE HAPPY FOR FIVE MINUTES, I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT THIS AMAZING OFFER THAT'S ONLY AVAILABLE FOR THE NEXT TEN MINUTES" ]]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Atomic chair?[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((nuclear throne))
CryingEevee OOC: ((radioactive seat))
: like a chair, but with radioactivity
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Ah[/color]
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Barchar: Geiger counter seating area
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh hey this trainer is a Geico worker[/color]
: "Geico sucks ass"
: Also, I'm here now
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai frisky))
DamnDude: [[ hola ]]
Lily: [color=#daffdb][S]Hello I'm here now[/s][/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((glowing toilet))
Schyroton: Well, um. Nnot only hahave people commme up to me and cccomplimemented me... but Mettaton offered mme a spot in a ssong, as guitariiist, and to plplay wiith him inn a show nnnnext month. I-Ii want to becommme more comfortablllle on ststage, so Ii said yyes.
: ((atom splitting seat
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Glimmering stool[/color]
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CryingEevee OOC: ((mutating bench))
Gaster: "Oh my lord, that's wonderful!"
Barchar: "Nice."
Schyroton: Ii know!
: ((Schyro accidentally steps on a toddler's toy boat and breaks it "ooooh my gogod iiii'm so sosorry i'll fifix it"
Schyroton: Ii... Ii could acactuallly do someththing.
: ((cancer-causing recliner
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Well this is gonna be even longer than 10 minutes[/color]
Schyroton: ((gamma-ray-having couch
Lily: [color=#daffdb]OH SHIT[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]EGG IS HATCHING[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((EGG))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh hey it's Togepi[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Not at all what I guessed[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]But still amazing[/color]
Schyroton: ((TOGE PRIIII
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I love Togepi[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have a friend that has the nickname of "egg"))
Schyroton: ((same
CryingEevee OOC: ((he's friends with bread and bean))
: I dont play pokemon;global offensive that much
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Whoever says the best name for Togepi gets the honor of having this Togepi named that[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, bread at least.))
Schyroton: ((scrambled
Gaster: ((Bingus
Barchar: Your friends are the onion gang
CryingEevee OOC: ((remember it'll also evolve so))
DamnDude: [[ Yogo Pee ]]
: ((egg-strordinary
DamnDude: [[ Yoga* ]]
Barchar: (Benedict)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]CK, that's too long[/color]
Schyroton: ((eggman
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's between Benedict and Bingus[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((metrognome))
Schyroton: ((robotnik
Barchar: (Ivo)
CryingEevee OOC: ((ivo))
Schyroton: ((ivo
CryingEevee OOC: ((gerald))
Barchar: (fite ne)
Schyroton: ((maria
Barchar: (Maria)
CryingEevee OOC: ((shadow))
Gaster: ((Ivo
Schyroton: ((MARIAAAAAAAAAAA
CryingEevee OOC: ((GUN))
: Eggsotic
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I think I'll go with Benedict[/color]
DamnDude: [[ Arnold ]]
CryingEevee OOC: ((bestwithbacon))
Barchar: (YES! GO WAME FLARP)
: gg
: Wait i found a cool egg pun picture
Lily: [color=#daffdb]...Oh yeah[/color]
: http://i.imgur.com/to9tXQG.png
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's level 1[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]cri[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]dammit ck[/color]
: F
Gaster: (( well duh
: Then grind
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Well I guess the exp share is going from sterling to benedict[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((We Again Maybe Everyday For Live Action Role Play))
: grind ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
: Grind, you bastards!
: Grind!
Schyroton: whirrs softly.
Fellby: will do
: ((WAMEFLARP
Barchar: (...Its just Flame Warp with slightly altered letters)
MettatonSEX: (ohhhhhhhhhhh yes
CryingEevee OOC: ((i know it is))
CryingEevee OOC: ((but since it was in all caps i decided to... do whatever it was i did!))
Gaster: is happy that schyro's happy
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Benedict's gonna grow big and stronk[/color]
: ((au where mettaton is cool aid man
Lily: [color=#daffdb]And become an op Togekiss[/color]
Muffet: she passes by Fellby. "I have the stupid milk now." and off she goes
: ((OHHHHHH YEAHHHHHH
Schyroton: ((OH YES
: (("Wame Flarp~"
: (("What the fuck no"
Barchar: (Ew that tilde offends me)
CryingEevee OOC: ((it offends me too))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh no[/color]
: ((Ew that tilde offends my sixteenth alternate personality
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Flame is with CE[/color]
Fellby: "... Holy shit."
CryingEevee OOC: ((the anit-tilde force))
: The tilde. The squiggly. The ~ symbol. Seeing this symbol makes me feel the rage of Adolf Hitler after overdosing on fucking PCP. I just can't express my hatred over this symbol. You know when people decide to end every sentence with a ~, because they think it makes them look cute? "omg, that's so kawaii~" Apparently, everything that comes out of their fucking mouth is in a condescending singsong tone. This. Fucking. Symbol. I can't stand it. Seeing this particular character on my laptop monitor makes me want to run through my neighborhood and go on a puppy kicking spree. It's the embodiment of condescension in text form. It's the exact same case for any emoticon containing the ^ symbol. And yes, I mean ANY emoticon containing this symbol. I'm not exaggerating. When I see the dreaded, ^.^, I feel urges of intense violence. When I see those three characters used in conjunction, I smash my computer to fucking pieces on the floor with my bare fucking hands. I can't stand it. It causes my mind goes through a list of the best ways for them to get their hands chopped off just so they can't type any of those accursed fucking symbols again. These characters are like the fucking shitstain on the toilet paper of Satan himself. When Satan wipes his ass after having horrible, festering, bloody, dehydrated, hemorrhoid diarrhea, those symbols are what shows up on the toilet paper. In conclusion? I just really hate these symbols~
Lily: [color=#daffdb]anit[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((*anti-tilde))
Schyroton: Ii jujust cannt beliieve it.
Barchar: I think that's a bit much, ck~ ^.^
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Flame is officially not a part of the anti-tilde force[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hooray[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((FLAME YOU TRAITOR))
Gaster: "Things have been hoingbyor way, huh?"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]hoingbyor[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((am i alone in the anti-tilde force then?))
Schyroton: Ii'm goiing to perform, onn stage, in frfront of over a ththousannnd people, annd people wwon't-- ...Yyeah.
: hoingbyor
: hoingbyor
Schyroton: ((yes~
Gaster: ((Fucking mobile
Lily: [color=#daffdb]'We can one-shot this trainer, can't we, Liz?'[/color]
: ((i wouldnt recoment doing it with a phone
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yes, because my Luxio is at 5 health and paralyzed[/color]
Schyroton: ((brb
Barchar: "...You'll be fine, Schyro. I mean, I saw you on the open mic night. You did fine."
CryingEevee OOC: ((i should somehow find a way to replace all tildes i see with the fire unicode))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh shit this duo is amazing[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Luxio and Staravia just double-intimidated[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((because tildes should burn))
: ((have this; https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/4da6ff/the_tilde/
: ((high quality copypasta weapon
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Mfw I'm suddenly dumb[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((since flame is a traitor, i now dub him "Frost_Warp"))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I used Wing Attack[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]On an electric type[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]And then spark on an electric type[/color]
Barchar: No I still hate tildes
Barchar: I WANNA COME BACCCK
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh god Benedict learned Metronome[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((hmmm... prove your hatred of tildes, frost))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I'm going to have too much fun with them[/color]
DamnDude: [[ Can I be on the side where I hate the overuse of tildas? ]]
: ((I'll be on that side too
CryingEevee OOC: ((yes. welcome to the anti-tilde force))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Why tildas[/color]
: ((I'm fine with Tildes if you're using it to express a singsong or singing tone
: Or for it's actual use
DamnDude: [[ Or if it's ~lotto as in a chat command for some places ]]
CryingEevee OOC: ((anti-tilde force isn't just for those who hate them in general. i just hate them in general))
: ((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Barchar: (The tilde. The squiggly. The 🔥 symbol. Seeing this symbol makes me feel the rage of Adolf Hitler after overdosing on fucking PCP. I just can't express my hatred over this symbol. You know when people decide to end every sentence with a 🔥, because they think it makes them look cute? "omg, that's so kawaii🔥" Apparently, everything that comes out of their fucking mouth is in a condescending singsong tone. This. Fucking. Symbol. I can't stand it. Seeing this particular character on my laptop monitor makes me want to run through my neighborhood and go on a puppy kicking spree. It's the embodiment of condescension in text form. It's the exact same case for any emoticon containing the ^ symbol. And yes, I mean ANY emoticon containing this symbol. I'm not exaggerating. When I see the dreaded, ^.^, I feel urges of intense violence. When I see those three characters used in conjunction, I smash my computer to fucking pieces on the floor with my bare fucking hands. I can't stand it. It causes my mind goes through a list of the best ways for them to get their hands chopped off just so they can't type any of those accursed fucking symbols again. These characters are like the fucking shitstain on the toilet paper of Satan himself. When Satan wipes his ass after having horrible, festering, bloody, dehydrated, hemorrhoid diarrhea, those symbols are what shows up on the toilet paper. In conclusion? I just really hate these symbols🔥)
CryingEevee OOC: ((yes. burn them.))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I'm sorry what[/color]
DamnDude: [[ What ]]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I have not played platinum in days[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Weeks[/color]
: ((copypastas are fun
: ((...
Lily: [color=#daffdb]And nothing has been attracted to this honey'd tree[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((i said i wanted to replace all tildes with the fire unicode))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Fucking[/color]
Barchar: (So I did)
CryingEevee OOC: ((and flame burned them in that copy pasta))
Gaster: ((I put down my phone
Gaster: ((I come back to this
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yes[/color]
: Yes
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Ah shit, I sonic'd into a trainer[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have found a chrome extension that allows easy access to unicode characters))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((😈))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Time to go to town with Metronome[/color]
: ((dont do it with a metronime either
CryingEevee OOC: ((OH D00D))
CryingEevee OOC: ((👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻👻))
CryingEevee OOC: ((SP00P))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Sky attack, ech[/color]
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
: 3spoopy
: 5me
Lily: [color=#daffdb]On an Onix too[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Nvm, razor wind, but still[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, so in the suggestions on google for "👻" is "👻 me that 😻 hat"))
CryingEevee OOC: ((ghost me that cat hat))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Okay Metronome can you not[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]This is two not very effective moves now[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I trusted you[/color]
DamnDude: [[ *Perish Song* ]]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Three now[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]You fucking[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]And now Benedict's dead[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Metronome is an asshole[/color]
DamnDude: [[ Wait correction: Perish song is a 1v1 ]]
CryingEevee OOC: ((🌜🌛))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip Benedict[/color]
: F
CryingEevee OOC: ((OH D00D I FOUND THE BIOHAZARD SYMBOL ☣))
CryingEevee OOC: ((it looks [i]great[/i] in msparp!))
: Benedict cracked under the pressure
Lily: [color=#daffdb]ajkggbagjbgbbbu[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]ck why[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((☭))
: ((CE
: ((Gimme that extension
CryingEevee OOC: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/utf-8-and-unicode-charact/fcemphgmjnjpmmdhcedhjiegickfbiia
CryingEevee OOC: ((there you go comrade))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]>chicken alfredo[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]>99% vegetables[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((that doesn't sound very chicken to me))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]there's good amounts of alfredo[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]but there's like[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]no chicken[/color]
Gaster: hums Ziggy Syardust.
Lily: [color=#daffdb][s]syardust[/s][/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok wait, what's this 🗿 supposed to be?))
: Hey guys guess what time it is
: 🕛
Lily: [color=#daffdb]IT'S[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]6:01[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's HIGH MOON))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Finally almost done backtracking because of a simple mistake[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: (([sub]i don't know where i got high moon from. it was probably from wold pupy[/sub]))
: Frisky 's connection timed out.
: 🕛
CryingEevee OOC: ((*wolf))
: 🕛
: 🕛
: 🕛
: 🕛
: 🕛
: It's a clock
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Indeed it is[/color]
: ((Its 7:02
CryingEevee OOC: ((🔪))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Mfw Benedict is one-hit[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((DOOD))
CryingEevee OOC: ((👀))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i found the eyes!))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wait I'm sorry what[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I zoned out for a second[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]And now Prinplup is fighting Shinx[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Since when did I send out Prinplup I was just fighting with Staravia[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((💯))
Schyroton: Ththankss.
Schyroton: Ii just can't beliieve, to ththink, Ii'd be comfortable performiiing.
: High Priest Laharl's connection timed out.
Schyroton: ...Iit's largely ththanks to you guyss that I've come thththis far.
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Schyroton: Ththank yyou so much.
Barchar: She smiles. "Not a problem at all."
Schyroton: smiles back.
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Yaz[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((👀 test 💯 test 🔥 test))
Yazan: (jey tri
: ((hi
Schyroton: ((hi
Yazan: hey*
: Gaster's connection timed out.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have burned the tilde! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥))
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Schyroton: ((😱
Lily: [color=#daffdb]you did it~[/color]
CryingEevee OOC: ((⛧))
CryingEevee OOC: ((hail stan))
Gaster: smiles. "Im so proud of you."
Barchar: (Barchar goes to open mic night)
Schyroton: Ththankss.
CryingEevee OOC: http://wolfpupy.com/comic2/7.html
Barchar: (Guy: "So, I'm going to sing a song that's one of my favorites, and I'm sure yours too.")
Gaster: ((Welcome to unicode hell
Yazan: (not into people worship CE
Barchar: (Guy: "Billie Jean, by Michael Jackson" )
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wow, without Prinplup I am really bad against rock types[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]And with Prinplup I am very bad against rock types[/color]
Barchar: (BRB or...gtg or something)
CryingEevee OOC: ((😈 resident of unicode hell))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Bye Flame[/color]
: bye
CryingEevee OOC: ((bai i guess?))
Gaster: ((Bye flame
Schyroton: (( http://wolfpupy.com/comic2/20.html mettaton
Schyroton: ((bye flame
Gaster: ((DUDE
CryingEevee OOC: ((D00D))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]DEWD[/color]
Gaster: ((HOW DID I FORGET THE SPINE FOR OPEN MIC
Lily: [color=#daffdb]what[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]nononono dawn not now[/color]
Schyroton: ((god DAMMIT
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh shit[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Right or left[/color]
: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] is now 🐺 [🐺].
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Gaster: ((He's literally a singing robot
: right
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Right it is[/color]
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Cool I got the vs seeker[/color]
🐺: ((singing machine))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]And Dowsing Machine[/color]
Gaster: ((Ive been listening to the new spg album constantly how did i do this
Schyroton: ((i gotta do that
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Cyrus if you fight me I will cri[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Ok cool[/color]
Gaster: ((Dude its so good
: QUCIK
: SHARE YOUR PLAYLISTS
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I have none[/color]
Gaster: ((...i cant
: https://open.spotify.com/user/1248298735/playlist/3SOKkzqRzxU176ZoqNkO1E
Schyroton: ((i use itunes you butt
🐺: ((mine is full of 30 minute things from brawlbrstms))
🐺: ((and if you get low enough you'll find actual videos))
🐺: ((so uhh, no))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Allllright[/color]
: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Good name for Machop[/color]
🐺: ((name it bara))
🐺: ((it'll be bara soon))
Schyroton: ((bara
: ((No
: ((Bara is a name reserved for Abra
🐺: ((wait, why?))
🐺: ((i named my machoke bara))
Schyroton: ((ok then name it jotaro
Lily: [color=#daffdb]But Abra's gonna be an ass to find[/color]
🐺: ((name it broly))
: ((Bara the Abra
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Jotaro or Broly[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I do know what Broly is from[/color]
DamnDude: [[ Which playlist do I need to share ]]
🐺: ((broly is from dbz))
Schyroton: ((jotsro is from jjba
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🐺: ((i'll get a pic one sec))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I know what Broly looks like[/color]
Schyroton: ((its a series of baras
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Jotaro or Broly[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Vote now on your phones[/color]
🐺: (([url=http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/2262/135159-dbz6_large_super.jpg]LOOK AT THIS GUY[/url]))
Schyroton: ((until part five
Schyroton: ((JOTARO
Fanta: ((https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLck4MZN57OavimdEOHyb5O-RXasrvYZmm I remember I made this playlist one time
🐺: ((broly))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Slarv, I have chosen you[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Jotaro or Broly[/color]
Fanta: Broly
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Broly it is[/color]
: http://prntscr.com/cj8sps
: My new favorite thing is taking nocontext screenshots of my pm convos
Schyroton: (( https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fightersgeneration.com%2Fcharacters2%2Fjotaro-high.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fightersgeneration.com%2Fcharacters2%2Fjotaro.html&docid=0yQqre6C0_rF8M&tbnid=ir8ODSouJH6L4M%3A&w=2304&h=3310&hl=en-us&client=safari&bih=671&biw=1024&ved=0ahUKEwjQm8WBxZfPAhWE5IMKHU4rBAYQMwh4KA0wDQ&iact=mrc&uact=8
Schyroton: ((but jotaro
🐺: ((jotaro isn't bara enough))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]If it makes you feel any better, I named Onix Sterling[/color]
🐺: ((but you can't evlove that onix without trading))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Shet[/color]
: Did anyone check my playlist
Schyroton: ((jotaro is 17 hes buff as shit
: it's the luckiest playlist around
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Onix vs Onix[/color]
Schyroton: ((how onixpected
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Don't know what I expected[/color]
Fanta: My playlist is my former isaac playlist
🐺: ((my playlist is literally just my youtube ffavorites playlist. i don't even put everything in there))
Fanta: Hey DD want some pokemon?
: Yazan's connection timed out.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]1000 years later, this fight ends[/color]
: Hey guys want something stuck in your head?
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Well[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]The years start coming and they don't stop coming[/color]
Schyroton: ((too late
Gaster: is tapping out the beat to Photographic Memories.
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Schyroton: is smiling still.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Thank god this guy only has one pokeman[/color]
🐺: ((i already have something stuck in my head. it goes a bit like this: head inflated, mind outdated, your opinion's overrated))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Sterling beat an onix that's 4 levels above it, wowie[/color]
Fanta: ((Inflation
Schyroton: ((i have your best nightmare in my head
🐺: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1K6KfkAScc
: It's okay to disagree
: We're different thats okay
Smolster: (clipboards
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Schyroton: (( [Omega Schyro - ??? ATK, ??? DEF - Armed and dangerous.]
🐺: ((well i just clipboarded))
: https://soundcloud.com/chisanaai/its-okay-to-disagree
DamnDude: [[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg_Zl8EjbBQ ]]
🐺: ((sooo))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Look at something that is red. Everyone agrees that that colour is called red. The problem is that, to another person, it could look exactly like the way you see the colour that is blue. Same with every other colour - we all agree on the names, but we can't know if they all look the same or different. You almost certainly see a different variation of red from what I do, but it could be a different colour entirely. You get the idea.[/color]
Gaster: (content://media/external/file/4053
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: https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/4da6ff/the_tilde/
Fanta: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLck4MZN57OavimdEOHyb5O-RXasrvYZmm
Lily: [color=#daffdb]>project m[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]slarv[/color]
Fanta: Wut
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh fuck's sake can there be less hikers here[/color]
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DamnDude: [[ What ]]
🐺: ((y'know, i'm pretty sure what watsky is to laharl, celldweller is to me. like, as far as i know laharl listens to almost nothing but watsky.))
Fanta: We can give u flames mons DD
: Happy's not a faucet that'll flow, when the handle is turnt.
: Gonna handle my shit, but that's all over the curb
: Got the stamina, keep on like my grandmama, I gotta be your man-a-ma, when i'm on cam-er-a
DamnDude: [[ Do I need to do something right now with them, or is that something for later ]]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Another 1000 years later I'll kill Nosepass[/color]
DamnDude: [[ Because I just started playing MM and I can be at this for the next two hours ]]
🐺: ((MM? majora's mask?))
Fanta: We'll probably do it whenever
DamnDude: [[ Mario Maker ]]
🐺: ((oh))
DamnDude: [[ I don't have a copy of MM ]]
DamnDude: [[ [sub]And I personally don't like 3D Zelda games, they control awkward to me[/sub] ]]
Fanta: I don't think bread's showing up soon so no ZE ;_;
🐺: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Csl49gZUIAAgcta.jpg
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh hey it's a Ralts[/color]
🐺: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url]))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wonder what I'll name this /s[/color]
🐺: ((is it male?))
: what will you name it?
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's female[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh god no[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's using Double Team[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]STOP THIS[/color]
Schyroton: ((sterling is in that image
: Frisky 's connection timed out.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]FUCK IT USED TELEPORT[/color]
🐺: ((ohhh, so assuming all steelixes are sterling, huh? /s))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]>trainer has a pattern, goes up right down left up[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]>turns right, i pass by[/color]
Gaster: Im on mobile anyway slarv
Lily: [color=#daffdb]>conveniently fucking looks up out of pattern[/color]
🐺: ((if you run it makes trainers look at you, if you did that))
Schyroton: ((no bc theyd explore ass
Lily: [color=#daffdb]oh, maybe[/color]
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]that's good to know[/color]
🐺: ((i'd assume biking does the same))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]wasn't on a bike but i may have ran[/color]
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Fanta: Okie
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Anyway Luxio fuck em up[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]...Why does Luxio of all things get paralyzed constantly[/color]
Gaster: (((Okay this is the fifth time ive listenednto photographic memories
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Gaster: ((I may have a problem
: ((wHY IS THERE A 30 MINUTE SONG IN THE PLUG.DJ
🐺: ((wait what what's this symbol ’))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]That's called an apostrophe[/color]
🐺: ((no))
🐺: ((this is '))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's a rebellious apostrophe[/color]
Barchar: Yeah Idfk what this ` is
Barchar: it's just
: A slightly tipped over apostrophy
Barchar: wait no
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh hello buneary[/color]
Barchar: that's not even the same one
Lily: [color=#daffdb]and trainer[/color]
Schyroton: ((an accent
🐺: ((i have no idea how that got there))
Barchar: Why tf are there three apostrophes, slightly skewed
🐺: ((apparently i typed it at some point?))
🐺: ((according to google?))
Schyroton: is whirring.
🐺: ((also, google a song lyric and post the first picture that pops up for it))
Schyroton: ((oh no
Lily: https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--KjxbOZnH--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/18j0ru84yoy14jpg.jpg
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[/color]
Barchar: ([url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/78/06/ef/7806efa2c9e6853000c2f0189b40c348.jpg]our love is a great work of satire[/url])
Barchar: (CE NO)
Gaster: goes to sit at the bar.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]WHAT HAVE YOU DONE[/color]
: http://f742a291acf7f6ce2375-d87d8e7b51bb281f7a964c4a606459da.r10.cf1.rackcdn.com/call_me_maybe_parody_star_trek_1.jpg
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yes, blame it on CE[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]CE why did you fill the entire page[/color]
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Barchar: CK*
Fanta: "Howdy Gaster"
Barchar: DAMMIT
Barchar: WHY Y'ALL GOTTA HAVE THE SAME NICKNAME
: It was an image
DamnDude: [[ How did CK not get muted ]]
: idk
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]No idea[/color]
🐺: (([url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/4a/68/6e/4a686e5487501b625379bd5200483654.jpg]broken wings won’t let you fly above all your broken dreams[/url]))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]'Would you like to go for a stroll with your Prinny?'[/color]
: I did not check how long it was
Fanta: The plug's great rn
Schyroton: (( EVER SINCE THE FIRST TIME I OPENED MY EYES http://orig05.deviantart.net/d807/f/2012/268/3/9/ever_since_the_first_time_i_opened_my_eyes_by_drakonicknight-d5fx9xj.jpg
: ((here what i got when i searced my lyirc http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/020/660/tumblr_nzkmt4kKuQ1u6js2ro1_1450471288_cover.png
🐺: ((fuck))
Gaster: "Helli Fanta."7
: bees
: there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp… under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of… …9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as… Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! “What's the difference?” How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad,
Barchar: (I think you should say what you searched but okay)
♋: Spam has been detected and silenced. Please come [url=http://help.msparp.com/]here[/url] or ask a chat moderator to unsilence you if this was an accident.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]WHAT.[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]CK WAS NOT MUTED[/color]
Barchar: (JESUS CHRIST FRISKY)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]BUT FRISKY WAS[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT[/color]
: Lily [Lily] unsilenced Frisky [].
Barchar: (I THINK IT'S BECAUSE IT'S A WELL KOWN THING)
Fanta: Wew
Fanta: Lad
DamnDude: [[ ... ]]
: That proves that CK cannot get muted for links like that
Schyroton: Hhey.
Fanta: Next person to post a block gets muted for 20 minutes
Lily: [color=#daffdb]CK is immune[/color]
Gaster: ((Dont do it again
Fanta: Because stop that shit
: Its meme magic
: Yeesh, okay
Gaster: ((Blocks are annoying af
Schyroton: (( [url=http://orig05.deviantart.net/d807/f/2012/268/3/9/ever_since_the_first_time_i_opened_my_eyes_by_drakonicknight-d5fx9xj.jpg]ever since the first time i opened my eyes[/url]
: Didn't know it was [i]that[/I] serious
Lily: [color=#daffdb][url=https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--KjxbOZnH--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/18j0ru84yoy14jpg.jpg]Anyway[/sub][/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Fuck[/color]
: bees
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Dammit[/color]
: For me it's not annoying and I'm on my phone rn which means blocks are even longer but if you don't like it then eh
🐺: (("take these broken wings and learn to fly again..." i don't even know what that's supposed to mean))
: All I was doing is proving that CK is immune
Lily: [color=#daffdb][url=https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--KjxbOZnH--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/18j0ru84yoy14jpg.jpg]ANYWAY[/url][/color]
Schyroton: ((i expected spg but
Barchar: she lays down, looking up
: Anyway
Schyroton: (( http://orig05.deviantart.net/d807/f/2012/268/3/9/ever_since_the_first_time_i_opened_my_eyes_by_drakonicknight-d5fx9xj.jpg im laughing
DamnDude: [[ I mean people are trying to do things and suddenly a page is filled ]]
: try to guess this one; http://i.imgur.com/to9tXQG.png
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Well[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Time to memorize that link[/color]
: ((DD, no need to mention it anymore
Gaster: ((PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORIES #6
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Srs[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Why are the gym leaders never at their gyms[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Do they just[/color]
🐺: ((🎃))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Suck[/color]
: Yes
Schyroton: ((yes
Fanta: Tri are you playing rebird
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Platinum[/color]
🐺: ((you know, i wonder what you have to do to get in the pokemon leagues.))
DamnDude: [[ Yes because I can't add a comment to something that was only added a minute ago when I'm only glancing over every now and then. ]]
Fanta: O
Schyroton: ((except roark and byron
🐺: ((like, to become the champ you just have to beat the champt))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Mom why did you not tell me about contests[/color]
🐺: ((but to become a gym leader or elite four...))
🐺: ((it's unknown))
Schyroton: ((and fantina shes cool
Lily: [color=#daffdb]...[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I read bored as boned[/color]
: ((In Reborn, if you got tot he champion but lost
: ((You become E4
Lily: [color=#daffdb]'I got boned, so I came out to Hearthome for a little vacation.'[/color]
Fanta: Fantina looks like the dome ace's sister
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🐺: ((huh. not canon unfortunately, but interesting))
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]So I played Ruby and rarely raged when things happened[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Except contests[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]And now I see contests in Platinum[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh boy[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wait, this IS Fantina, neat[/color]
: Fuck you contests
Gaster: ((I need to stop listening to sad robot song
Lily: [color=#daffdb]...Oh, I thought I would need to beat a contest to be able to challenge her[/color]
Schyroton: is whirring, a bit out of it in consideration to the rest of the world. He's so happy.
Schyroton: ((isnt that 85% of spg
Gaster: ((... Yes
🐺: ((what is spg?))
Schyroton: ((steam powered giraffe
Barchar: she's happy letting Schyro keep his high
Gaster: ((Sad powered giraffe
Knots: She's, actually not fucking with anyone right now.
Fanta: doesn't know what got schyro high
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She's at a show now because Lily and Asmo's moment was ruined[/color]
Schyroton: ((fun fact: i took inspiration from spg to make my mtt movements in cosplay
: ((A boat show
🐺: ((out of all animals))
Roses: She's about to ruin a hapiness
🐺: ((why a giraffe))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Metronome I believe in you[/color]
Gaster: ((The song im listening to in particular is about the spine outliving his human lover
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Nevermind just be confused that's nice too[/color]
Fanta: ((Lily went to a boat show?
Lily: [color=#daffdb]And then die[/color]
Schyroton: ((no spine no
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Lily went to dance and sing[/color]
Schyroton: isnt actually high
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wait, Dark is super effective against gost[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Luxio carry me pls[/color]
🐺: ((hey mv, have you started reading ava's demon yet?))
Schyroton: ((no
Gaster: is talking to Grillby quietly
Barchar: it's a metaphorical high
: ((So today a girl ripped my phone out of my hand
Gaster: ((Avas demon has r2
Schyroton: ((too much school
Schyroton: ((i was informed
: ((Went down my entire search history
: ((And then gave it back
🐺: ((i told mv the pages that has r2))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]AGBSKHGBSAJ[/color]
🐺: ((so they can skip em))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I LOADED BACK TO OLD CHATEAU[/color]
Schyroton: ((ugh thats real fuckin rude
Gaster: ((Ok
Lily: [color=#daffdb]FUUUUUUUUCK[/color]
Schyroton: ((OH MY GOD
Schyroton: ((brb
Gaster: ((Wow
Lily: [color=#daffdb]FUCK YOU P BUTTON[/color]
: ((F
Fanta: ((DR is almost over
Fanta: ((Almost.. almost over
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip Benedict and Broly[/color]
: ((F
Barchar: NOT BENEDICT
Lily: [color=#daffdb]And a lot of progress[/color]
Barchar: I NAMED HIM
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Don't worry, Benedict will be back[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Broly's probably gone forever though[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I still have the Benedict egg[/color]
: Frisky 's connection timed out.
🐺: ((i should continue my nuzlocke))
Barchar: Yay Benedict
Barchar: but RIP broly
Lily: [color=#daffdb]There is a chance I get Broly back[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]If not even more[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]But for now rip Broly[/color]
🐺: ((did laharl ever say why bara was reserved for abra?))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]SCPokemon[/color]
Gaster: -wow, he's uh. Really chatting it up with Grillby.-
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: (( 10/10 steam browser
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DamnDude: [[ Mix around the letters of abra ]]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Raba[/color]
🐺: ((baar))
🐺: ((raab))
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Baarchaar[/color]
: https://soundcloud.com/chisanaai/chi-chi-still-alive-cover
: This is a gud cover
Gaster: ((Rbaa
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Braa[/color]
DamnDude: [[ You know what I'm just gonna go somewhere where I'm not just gonna get a barrage of jokes when I'm trying to give a legit answer. ]]
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Lily: [color=#daffdb]...oh, okay[/color]
🐺: ((oh))
Gaster: ((Oh
Schyroton: ((back
Barchar: weeeell
Schyroton: ((oh
: oh
Barchar: she's a cheater
Barchar: what's goin on with gaster and grillbz
🐺: ((𝕺𝕳))
Gaster: -Catching up on old times.-
Knots: She may be not causing trouble but she's still trying to listen to juicy gossip while invisible.
Schyroton: has just been whirring for a while, fantasizing about being noticed in a good way and getting the attention he craves.