Asmodeus : "...Anyways."

Schyroton: Wwell, I honestly hhave no idea how to hhhelp you, Ii'm sorry.

Asmodeus : "Do you ever perform with anyone else?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((and laharl, a reason why i want you to beat all the final bosses before playing godmode, is because godmode replaces them))

Knots: ((I know what they all are

Knots: ((Cause I watch NL a lot

Knots: ((Isaac, Mega Satan, etc

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, good))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"The city is kind of isolated, and there's not really many people around here that want to work on trying to dance or sing. They'd rather just watch. But there is a few others in the city who can dance and sing, and I have competitions with them, but other than that, I'm mostly solo."[/color]

Jäger Leyline: Thats alright

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Problem with trying to perform with others is petals, mostly."[/color]

Jäger Leyline: I don't want him around you anyhow, he'd do nothing but insult you

Asmodeus : -He nods.-

Asmodeus : "Oh well."

: Swood's connection timed out.

Schyroton: Mmh.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Good thing about it though is, since people would rather watch than learn, it made me really popular."[/color]

Asmodeus : "True."

Schyroton: Ii've seen hihim a couple times but hhe never spspoke to me.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"What small thing makes you happy?"[/color]

Asmodeus : "...Being able to feel other people."

Jäger Leyline: he has a vendetta against others, likely doesn't see you as a threat or anything to be concerned about

Jäger Leyline: don't take that the wrong way

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Schyroton: Yyeah.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I assume that's because it was terrible not being able to feel others while a ghost?"[/color]

Asmodeus : "It's a small thing to most. But you'd be surprised how much it sucks to lose it."

: Swood's connection timed out.

Jäger Leyline: I mean if you really really want do

Jäger Leyline: to*

Asmodeus : "It was."

Jäger Leyline: I can bring him it

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Oh, yeah. I would think it would suck."[/color]

Jäger Leyline: said jokingly

Knots: ((So the eve ripoff

Schyroton: Hhah.

Asmodeus : -He puts a hand on her thigh.-

Knots: ((The fuck is this

Asmodeus : -And smiles.-

Asmodeus : "But I can now."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She smiles and leans gently on him.[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((the eve is weird))

CryingEevee OOC: ((huh. the original dead rising is on steam now))

Asmodeus : "What do you think you would do if you lost the ability to touch for a day?"

Jäger Leyline: so you are still with MTT right?

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Well, dancing would be difficult. I would fall through the floor. But I would probably just sing."[/color]

Schyroton: Yyes, why?

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Losing it for more than a week is too much, in my opinion, though."[/color]

DamnDude: [[ It apparently remastered and runs pretty good ]]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Good job on getting through it."[/color]

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Jäger Leyline: Just wondering

Jäger Leyline: wasn't too sure what happened recently

Asmodeus : "Thank you."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"No problem."[/color]

Schyroton: ...Oh.

Schyroton: ...

Schyroton: Eeveryththing's fine, you donn't have to worry about iiit.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She stays leaned slightly on him, listening to the silence. "I'm surprised nothing's attacked. The forest is still today."[/color]

Jäger Leyline: well alright, just say something if you need anything

Schyroton: Yyeah.

Asmodeus : "Hmm. That's good, though."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Yep. I wouldn't like to get attacked while we're talking."[/color]

Jäger Leyline: So ah, do you like video games?

CryingEevee OOC: ((yo 'harl. i noticed you booted lethal league. you wanna play a few rounds? because it's much better with two people than with bots))

Asmodeus : "Yeah."

Schyroton: Ddepends on ththe game.

Schyroton: But ggenerally? Yeyes.

Asmodeus : "May I ask a question?"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Sure."[/color]

Jäger Leyline: I don't really know any games, just what Loni tells me about

Schyroton: Oh.

Asmodeus : "Is this... Actually forming into a relationship? Or did you expect to just be friends?"

Asmodeus : "I would be fine with either,but I would like to know."

Jäger Leyline: always talking about how her character has saved the world or these hot or cute characters in the game

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...I expected to just be friends, but I'm fairly sure it's going further."[/color]

Schyroton: Yyeah.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I don't mind it going further. You're great."[/color]

Asmodeus : -He smiles.-

Schyroton: Ththere are a lot of ggames like ththat.

Asmodeus : "Kinda was hoping you'd say that."

Fellby: (((aaaand i'm back

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wb[/color]

Schyroton: ((hi chime

Jäger Leyline: ((hello

: ((Wb))

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai chime))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She smiles back. "I know a lot about you now."[/color]

Fellby: ((sorry, i was taken to a food court rally

Jäger Leyline: I thought these pokemans were just a game though

: ((hi chime

Fellby: ((there were too many people

Schyroton: ((it ok

Fellby: ((BUT!

Fellby: ((we can do open mic night now

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Open mic night?[/color]

: ((wats an open mic

Asmodeus : "I too, know a lot about you."

Fellby: ((people go and sing music

Schyroton: Ththey are here, but ththerere are other timeliines where ththey're reall.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]A ripped-open microphone /s[/color]

Asmodeus : "I'm glad that I've met you."

Fellby: ((and bring instruments

Fellby: ((it's in the gaston timeline

CryingEevee OOC: ((open your mic))

Schyroton: ((brb

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I'm also glad I met you. To think it was an infinitesimally small chance I would meet you..."[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I'm lucky."[/color]

Jäger Leyline: think we are video game characters in another timeline?

: ((inb4 meta

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I never ever thought of that[/color]

Asmodeus : "I feel very much the same in that sense,"

CryingEevee OOC: ((#shoutouttoDvon))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]The entirety of CaU is a game in another timeline[/color]

Schyroton: ((back

Schyroton: Mmaybe.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Do you have anybody you know that you'd like me to meet?"[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((that's a weird game))

Gaster: -He was in the goddamn bar the whole dang time. Loos like he passed out.-

Schyroton: ...

Schyroton: Iit's sad ththat I jujust noticed him here.

Gaster: -BUT HE AWENS-

Fellby: *awakens

Schyroton: Hhi.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]awens[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((would it be, like, the chatroom, or the events, would you think? i mean, in some universes they could both exist))

Jäger Leyline: oh hey Gasty

Asmodeus : "I guess Jager. He's nice enough. Avanne, I think you had kinda known her? Few others."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]'Awen is a Welsh, Cornish and Breton word for "(poetic) inspiration". In the Welsh tradition, awen is the inspiration of the poet bards; or, in its personification, Awen is the inspirational muse of creative artists in general: the inspired individual (often a poet or a soothsayer) is described as an awenydd.'[/color]

: Fellby [Fellby] is now Gaster [Gaster].

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I think I've seen Avanne once. I know almost nothing about him, though."[/color]

Schyroton: ((*them

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Gaster: checks his watch. "'wha time..."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Fuck[/color]

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CryingEevee OOC: ((would lily know that though?))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I thought I recalled you saying them[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]him*[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]well[/color]

Schyroton: ((both of you were wrong

Schyroton: ((probably not but

Smol Asriel: ((http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3tyUIbwfLNw I'm youtube famous

Gaster: "... Shoot! I promised I'd take Corsiva to open mic!"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Be back in like a minute[/color]

Asmodeus : -He nods.-

Schyroton: Oh, rright, I wawas going tto...

Schyroton: ...

: them*

Schyroton: Ddammit.

Gaster: "It's fine, it's not too late!"

CryingEevee OOC: ((are you supertails or is that someone else?))

Schyroton: Nno, I was goiing to keep it a sesecret.

Smol Asriel: ((Someome else

Knots: Knots is actually in the bar, off to the side?

Knots: Why? Because Schyro is here.

Smol Asriel: ((They STOLE MY OC

Knots: And Schyro radiated food.

Knots: 9(What

DamnDude: [[ What? ]]

Gaster: ((WHAT

: ((what

Smol Asriel: ((Click the link

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Back---what?[/color]

: ((its clearly OC DONUT STEEL

DamnDude: [[ WHAT ]]

Smol Asriel: ((Someone used blazefire

Smol Asriel: ((In a video

Knots: ((OH MY GOD

: ((Gdi))

Gaster: ((of all the ocs to steal

CryingEevee OOC: ((the gote blazefire to clarify, not the flareon))

Lily: [color=#daffdb][i]What[/i][/color]

Smol Asriel: ((http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3tyUIbwfLNw

: ((Question))

: ((Did you draw blaze fire))

Smol Asriel: ((Yes

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wow[/color]

: ((Oh my god))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yer famous[/color]

: ((That was you and I had no idea))

: ((did you post blazefire anywhere?

: ((I saw it somewhere on the undertale subreddit I think))

Smol Asriel: ((/r/undertale

: ((ah ok

: ((Didn't know it was fucking you))

CryingEevee OOC: ((you should sue /s))

Smol Asriel: ((Bread

Schyroton: ...Ii need to get there, ssorry Jääger.

Jäger Leyline: ((I keep hearing about this blazefire but I have yet to see him rped

Smol Asriel: ((I rped him

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yaz, it's in PMD[/color]

Smol Asriel: ((In an xyzzy game

Jäger Leyline: No its fine, can I come?

Smol Asriel: ((You were there

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Was also way back in the day[/color]

Jäger Leyline: ((Lies I was not

Gaster: stands up, straightening out his clothes.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Vread was[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Bread[/color]

Smol Asriel: ((Bread was you insufferable swed

: ((wait did he get his dick stuck in a waffle iron?

Jäger Leyline: (I'm not Bread!

Smol Asriel: ((No

: ((ok

CryingEevee OOC: ((blazefire dreemurr was in xyzzy (i was there for some of it i think) and blazefire the flareon is in pmd))

DamnDude: [[ ...What? ]]

: ((i was thinking of something else then

Smol Asriel: ((It's a pretty shit mashup

Smol Asriel: ((But goddamn

Smol Asriel: ((Someone actually stole my oc

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"And I don't know Jager."[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Mfw almost say Yazan instead of Jager[/color]

: ((sue out the ass

: ((I didn't know you drew it tbh))

Gaster: heads to the Gaston timeline.

: ((Slarvath))

: ((I saw it on the subreddit))

Smol Asriel: ((Zozzle

Gaster: -

: ((And I don't look at who posts shit))

Gaster: ((frickle

Lily: [color=#daffdb]rip[/color]

Asmodeus : -He nods.-

Jäger Leyline: ((Well I'm actually Jager irl soooooo

Schyroton: nods, opens the anydoor, positions himself, and turns to Jäger. "Ii'm going to have to gget ththere really ffast, if you wwant to follllow ththe crowd of people hheading ththere Ii'm goiing to use mmy rockets.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]frickle. that's new[/color]

Smol Asriel: is still in the bra

Gaster: -There's a poster on the wall telling you where open mic is-

Jäger Leyline: okay

Gaster: ((why is smazzy wearing a bra

Schyroton: blasts off with a small explosion noise.

Jäger Leyline: gets up and follows

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Should we go back, or do you want to stay a bit longer?"[/color]

Smol Asriel: stole one of fantas

: Frisky 's connection timed out.

CryingEevee OOC: ((y'know, i have a shitpost account on reddit that i had with a friend. he's not a friend anymore so i don't use the account.))

Smol Asriel: and is wearing it on his head

Smol Asriel: like a viking he

Smol Asriel: Helm

Knots: Knots stands up, in a mixture of boredom and wanting to follow the best damn source of food here.

CryingEevee OOC: ((it was "sexynickcage"))

Knots: She follows Scyro.

CryingEevee OOC: ((and he was the BIGGEST FURRY))

Knots: She stays invisible during this, so as to not get shot, but eh.

Gaster: -Alright.-

Roses:

Schyroton: is really fuckin fast with the rocket boots.

: Gaster [Gaster] is now Gaston Timeline [Gaston Timeline].

Asmodeus : "I don't mind either way."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i honestly don't remember how sexynickcage came to be, or why he had CHARACTER))

Jäger Leyline: well hes just following the jet stream

Knots:

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Alright. Well, we haven't been to the bar in a while, do you want to go there?"[/color]

Schyroton: dodges a crow.

Asmodeus : "Sure."

Roses:

Jäger Leyline: gets to the crown

Jäger Leyline: damn it

Knots:

Gaston Timeline: -Koi Teahouse is rather small. However, there's a large garden outside, with people gathered around a small makeshift stage.-

Schyroton: eventually lands where the open mic is.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Okay." She stands up, again wary of her surroundings, and she begins to leave the forest.[/color]

Smol Asriel: ((Gotta go phones gonna rip

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.

Schyroton: ((rip

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Bye Slarv[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((all i remember is that sexynickcage was made during a wild ride))

Asmodeus : -She follows.-

: ((apparently sexynickcage convinced someone to draw porn of hots fireguy

: H

Gaston Timeline: -Inside the teahouse, the ceiling is coated in plants. Bioluminescent flowers sprout from the plants, providing lighting. There's various bead curtains and nice little booths you can lounge in.-

: He*

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She[/color]

: ((10/10

: I messed up my own character's pronoun

CryingEevee OOC: ((you searched for sexynickcage?))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]They eventually reach the bar, with no problem?[/color]

: ((yes

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

CryingEevee OOC: ((why? it's a dead shitposting account))

Knots: Knots stays invisible, undetectable aside from the random noise of someone following the group, like footsteps and such.

: ((idk you told everyone about it so I got curious

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Jäger Leyline: pushes through the crowd

Asmodeus : -Yes.-

: ((Okay YouTube))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]They eventually reach the bar, with no problem. "...Where is---open mic night!?"[/color]

Jäger Leyline: ((well he was a she at some point

: (("We don't want porn cause advertisers don't like it"))

Gaston Timeline: -Outside, in the garden, a young woman is manning a counter. Her hair is made of vines, with small flowers blooming from them, and her skin is nut brown.-

Knots: Hilariously, she's actually kind of easy to notice, cause she's making a lot of noise in her constant struggle to stay as far away from Jager as possible.

CryingEevee OOC: ((you know what? since i don't think even my friend uses it anymore, if you guys can guess the password to sexy nickcage you can have it))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...There's an open mic night. Amazing!"[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Is it sexynickcage[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((nope))

Gaston Timeline: -Her nametag reads "Linnea"-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((i won't give any hints either))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Do you want to go there?"[/color]

Asmodeus : "Yeah?"

Asmodeus : "Yeah."

CryingEevee OOC: ((use 1337 haxing skills))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Is it shitpost[/color]

Karamatsu: -He's on stage, singing in japanese while he plays guitar.-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Is it 1337[/color]

Asmodeus : "It'll be fun to watch you sing."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hax[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]SKills[/color]

Knots: She looks at the teahouse area. And is slowly realizing.

: ((Okay beack tl my point))

Knots: Oh man there are so many ways she could fuck this all up and get her meal.

: ((Youtube had this shit))

: ((http://imgur.com/a/cfwCU

: ((NSFW kinda

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Alright!" She excitedly turns back and starts going to open mic night place.[/color]

Knots: Unplug the guitar...scream into the mic...shove Kara off the stage...bleed everywhere...

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wew[/color]

Jäger Leyline: walks up to this Linnea

Asmodeus : -Ge follows.-

Jäger Leyline: Hey there, Ma'am

: ((What the fuck))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip pronoun #2[/color]

Knots: If she were Roses, she'd probably be lighting the garden on fire.

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Eventually they reach open mic night land.[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]?[/color]

Gaston Timeline: -Linnea smiles a little, her bright green eyes glimmering. "Hello. Can I get you anything?"-

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Gaston Timeline: ((it's at a place in gaston, Koi Teahouse

Asmodeus : -No objections.-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Alrighty.[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Just a sec, getting tablet[/color]

Jäger Leyline: I'll take a Jameson on the rocks

Schyroton: registered to sing already.

Gaston Timeline: "Uh... well, about that... we only serve tea and coffee here. And organic soda!"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Back[/color]

Jäger Leyline: rolls his eyes

: ((reddit locked me out because i kept guessing the password to sexynickcage

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Gaston Timeline: "Sir. This is a teahouse."

Jäger Leyline: fine the soda

CryingEevee OOC: ((rip))

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

CryingEevee OOC: ((if you get in, feel free to shitpost, CK))

Gaston Timeline: "Okay, would you like berry, root beer, or cola?"

Knots: Knots is having a struggle. She wants to sing, but she's gotta cause some unease to not starve. Meaning she probably won't be singing.

Jäger Leyline: cola

Asmodeus : "..."

CryingEevee OOC: ((that's what sexynickcage is there for))

Jäger Leyline: so we sign up her?

Gaston Timeline: "One cola, coming up!"

Gaston Timeline: "Yeah!"

Fellby: -He's there, with his daughter.-

Jäger Leyline: sure I'll take a swing at it

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She enters. "...Wow, this is pretty..."[/color]

Asmodeus : -He nods.-

Knots: Well shit, thats two people that would recognize her now.

Knots: She's gonna be staying invisible.

Gaston Timeline: -Linnea hands over the cola and the sign-up sheet.-

Gaston Timeline: -Schyro should go after Kara.-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She gets into line.[/color]

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Karamatsu: -And he finishes up.-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Looks like she's thinking.[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((also [url=https://www.reddit.com/r/CardsAgainstUndertale/comments/52p594/should_i_come_back_to_cau/]this is important[/url]))

Barchar: back

Gaston Timeline: -You can hear some gossip...-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hey Flame[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]...Oh, wow[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Thanks CE[/color]

Schyroton: would.

Asmodeus : -He stays in line with her, but doesn't seem to be planning on singing.-

Knots: Idly, she walks up to Linnea, still invisible.

Gaston Timeline: "Ugh... that spider bitch, how is she so damn skinny? After one kid...."

Jäger Leyline: signsup

Knots: Meaning she's probably just a random voice. "...E-Excuse me."

Jäger Leyline: grabs the cola

Schyroton: hears this.

Muffet: ECXUSE MOI

Gaston Timeline: "Hmm? Whose there?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((for those who didn't click the link))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]ECHUSE ME[/color]

Jäger Leyline: Hey sweetheart, bet you got some vocals on ya

Schyroton: ...Ddon't talk about her lilike that.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I clicked it, it definitely is important[/color]

Knots: "...N-Noone, j-just w-wondering i-if I could s-sign to sing?"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Erron wants to know if we want him back in CaU[/color]

Schyroton: ((ill post after i do this thing

: ((I don't see why we wouldn't))

Gaston Timeline: ((Holy shit, we haven't seen him in a while

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know if i was around during the same time erron was))

Gaston Timeline: ((I mean, he didn't break any rules

Muffet: if she was here u would be DED bitch

Barchar: (Oh, damn, I wonder if me seeing him again sparked that)

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't remember hearing about him))

Gaston Timeline: "Of course you can, sweetie!"

Barchar: (I stumbled across him in FNAFcringe)

Knots: ((That was GN_Austin

Barchar: (And was just like 'oshit, it's the guy')

Knots: ((Aren't they different people?

Barchar: (Who is erron, iirc)

Knots: ((Oh, so it's jsut two alts

Lily: [color=#daffdb]They're the same I think[/color]

Asmodeus : -He holds Lily's hand.-

Barchar: (Yeh)

Gaston Timeline: ((Laharl, I do believe GN_Austin is Erron's username

Lily: [color=#daffdb]It is[/color]

Knots: ((There's also Erron_AAsriel, huh.

Knots: ((Guess he's got an alt

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Erron does have an alt though, I assume bc he saw people with different names[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Like how Chime was renamed to Gaster on the sub[/color]

Schyroton: goes up onstage after bluntly telling the ones gossiping about his friend to shut the hell up.

CryingEevee OOC: ((rip the sub, btw))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yep, rip sub[/color]

Knots: Knots looks at the gossiper.

Knots: Yep, she just found her target.

: Are we gonna fucking reply to him or

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I am[/color]

Barchar: (wait what happened to the sub)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Nobody uses it any more[/color]

: ((i said yee haw, like any sophisticated person

Jäger Leyline: Nah I enough about me

Jäger Leyline: lets talk about you honey

Lily: [color=#daffdb]'Sure.'[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]'yee haw'[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]gj[/color]

Jäger Leyline: ((of course invite him back

Gaston Timeline: -Gossiper is a snooty-looking elf.-

: ((i think fast

Schyroton: You think he's gonna sing something LSOH? Something kind and sweet? Nope, he's singing Tornado of Souls.

Jäger Leyline: is hitting on Linnea

: ((Do it quick or else Erron will think that we're fucking dead

Asmodeus : "...Think I should take some pictures?"

: ((We don't want to seem fucking dead

Asmodeus : "I will of course when you are up."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]3 people have already replied, obviously we're not dead[/color]

Gaston Timeline: "Uh... sorry. I'm a lesbian."

Knots: "...C-Can you j-just direct m-me to the sign-up?" She says to the Linnea lady.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Sure."[/color]

Jäger Leyline: Well I'm in lesbian with you

: Is

CryingEevee OOC: ((4 people now, since i replied))

: Wait

Jäger Leyline: chuckles

Knots: DID YOU JUST

Knots: QUOTE

Gaston Timeline: -Lesbian hands Knots the sign-up sheet.-

Knots: SCOTT PILGRIM

Gaston Timeline: *LINNEA

Schyroton: You wouldn't expect a soft-spoken person to have a voice for that song, but he does. He's also playing guitar to accompany himself.

: HEH

Lily: [color=#daffdb]KEK[/color]

Knots: There's now a sign-up sheet just kinda, floating in the air.

Muffet: she'd be there but oooh weeell

Jäger Leyline: Alright then see you around

Knots: The name 'Knots' is written on it, and it's handed back.

Jäger Leyline: ((Linnea makes women lesbians by giving then sheets

Asmodeus : "Do I need to sign up?"

Knots: To be precise, she puts down her full name, Acacia 'Knots' Chopper.

Jäger Leyline: them*

Asmodeus : "I'm not actually gonna sing."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She shrugs.[/color]

Asmodeus : "Guess we'll find out."

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CryingEevee OOC: ((to think, if i didn't accidently go to the sub we might've missed that))

Jäger Leyline: goes and sits down next to Fellby

: Erron's gonna be like

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Good job CE[/color]

: "Holy fuck"

Barchar: (should I just have Muffet bust in to intimidated them)

Schyroton: BUT NOW I'M SAFE IN THE EYE OF THE TORNADO, I CAN'T REPLACE THE LIES I LET A THOUSAND DAYS GO, NO MORE LIVING TRAPPED INSIDE, IN HER WAY I'LL SURELY DIE, IN THE EYE OF THE TORNADO, BLOW ME AWAY

Gaston Timeline: Linna takes back the sign up sheet. "The sheet's for singers only." She says, as a bird-like woman sidles up next to her and kisses her on the cheek.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]There's ANOTHER POST!?[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]'Up for a game tonight'[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]rip[/color]

Fellby: "Hey Jager."

Ember: -She's sitting next to her father.-

: ((we could play xyzzy

Lily: [color=#daffdb]>post doesn't lead to xyzzy, is empty[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((i think i'll join that))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]well[/color]

CryingEevee OOC: ((if they post another post linking))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Is she signing next?[/color]

Gaster: -He's watching Schyro perform, while Corsiva sucks down a bubble tea.-

Muffet: ...you know what, fuck it. She busts the doors open, walking to the gossiper. Most of the time she'd show off a bit, but she is a spiccubus with a feckin' purpose "Heard you talkin' shit."

Gaston Timeline: -Lily is after Jager, who is next.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((or maybe they have like, who they are on xyzzy in another post and we're supposed to find them and join them))

Fellby: "... Ooooh, boy."

Asmodeus : "Is this another date, technically?"

Knots: Muffet interrupts Knots, who is now behind the lady with an axe.

Knots: She fades back into invisibility.

: https://www.reddit.com/r/CardsAgainstUndertale/comments/4bjx6h/_/

: Casual reminder that exists

Gaston Timeline: "I-i... uh..."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Who the hell even was that[/color]

Schyroton: finishes the song.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I suppose technically, yep!"[/color]

: I DONT FUCKING KNOW

Muffet: "Stop."

CryingEevee OOC: ((flame should get in contact with them and get that account))

: Like

: Doesn't really have any use here [] joined chat.

Asmodeus : -He smiles.-

: ((if it wasnt flame

: I'm still confused about that

: Like

Muffet: "I will keep this perfect physique forever, while you will grow old, winkly and grey."

: Swood [] disconnected.

: (( "tf2 is god,overwatch is suck" best review

: I know it wasn't Flame

: Swood [] joined chat.

Barchar: she walks off, sextuple backflipping

Barchar: (I SWEAR TO GOD IT WAS SOMEBODY ELSE)

Gaston Timeline: The gossiper lets out a little squeak.

Barchar: (I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHO)

: If it wasn't like, Ultima or some shit it was Dio

Muffet: fucking-FLIPPING OFF

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I'm fairly sure Ultima wasn't banned 5 months ago, but idk[/color]

: ((Dio

Knots: She decides that there's too many people to make axing the gossiper worth it.

Muffet: THOUGH FUCK IT SHE DOES BOTH, SHE HAS FUCKING WINGS

: Ultima can make alts lol

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She waits for Jager.[/color]

: Like

Knots: ((Actually, Ultima isn't banned over here

: ((Ultima was banned?

: Yes

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Ultima was banned[/color]

Gaston Timeline: Linnea grabs a microphone, announcing that Jager is up next.

Knots: ((We never banned Ultima from Parp

: (( Wait was it Dio? ))

Schyroton: leaves the stage.

: Hm

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Well, no, but he's still banned, I think[/color]

Jäger Leyline: gets up

DamnDude: [[ That's because he never tried to go on parp ]]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wait, oops[/color]

Asmodeus : "You're up next."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I thought you meant Jager was signing kek[/color]

: Because we'd fuck his ass

Knots: You know that feeling you get when someone is following you around?

Schyroton: ((don't let him back if he does.

Muffet: she walks over to Fellby. "Hello, cheri."

: ((wait why

: ((wut happned

Knots: Schyro's getting that feeling all the damn time right now. Because Knots is stalking him to hell and back.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Ultima broke R2 multiple times[/color]

: ^

Knots: She can feed off unease and anxiety and Schyro radiates food.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]And he tried to justify it[/color]

Fellby: "Good luck up there, loverboy!"

: ((k

Schyroton: ((and attempted to justify

: And tried to fucking defend himself

CryingEevee OOC: ((was it- so it was on purpose then))

Jäger Leyline: walks to center stage

DamnDude: [[ If he doesn't reveal who he is and he isn't an ass, how would we know and how would we care ]]

Knots: ((OKAY OKAY OKAY

Barchar: (reminer that the barchar impersonator post is almost 6 months old)

Knots: ((LETS CUT THIS OFF

Barchar: (it's almost fuckin archived)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]When he finally stopped justifying himself his sorries made it sound like it was our fault[/color]

Knots: ((WE'VE CIRCLEJERKED ULTIMA ALREADY TWICE

Knots: ((NO NEED TO DO IT THREE TIMES

Lily: [color=#daffdb]We're just explaining it[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Not circlejerking[/color]

Barchar: (I honestly forgot that Barchar was that old of a character)

Gaston Timeline: ((yeah, i'm trying to do stuff ic

DamnDude: [[ Wait we only did it 2 times ]]

Knots: ((Lets all fuckin get back to the fun shit Chime is doing instead of flooding OOC

Knots: ((Actually, y'know what?

Schyroton: stops, and turns his head.

Knots: https://msparp.com/cauooc

Muffet: she pats Ember's head. "And you too, dear."

Knots: Ultima discussion over there.

Jäger Leyline: walks up to the mic, " Evening, seeing a lot of different folks out tonight, everyone haveing a good time?"

Schyroton: ...

Lily: [color=#daffdb]The explanation is over kek[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]There's nothing else to say[/color]

: Laharl nobody even fucking uses that

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She sits down and drinks a tea.[/color]

: What Tri said

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't think any of us are gonna continue, and yeah, it's never used))

Knots: Knots is invisible, but Schyro can probably hear her whimper at the sudden head-turn.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's NU[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Also, what does PU stand for[/color]

Gaston Timeline: nods and cheers.

Knots: ((It doesn't stand for anything

CryingEevee OOC: ((NU tier CaU characters))

: LIKE NOBODY FUCKING USES IT LAST TIME SOMEONE MADE A MESSAGE IT WAS A JOKE

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wait really?[/color]

Schyroton: turns the rest of his body, zipping the guitar case.

: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.

Gaston Timeline: ((FRISKY

Knots: Frisky, calm your tits

Schyroton: ((nu tier: glamor

Lily: [color=#daffdb]OU is overused UU is underused (?) RU is rarely used[/color]

Jäger Leyline: Well I this doesn't put you down too much, because I love the blues

: But

Lily: [color=#daffdb]But NU is nothing?[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Well[/color]

: I use caps a lot

Schyroton: ((nu is never used

Lily: [color=#daffdb]wait, it's never---yeah[/color]

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.

Gaston Timeline: ((I. AM. TRYING TO DO SHIT.

CryingEevee OOC: ((nu tier:giegue, kidgue))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]shit sorry chime[/color]

: Okay yeesh

DamnDude: [[ OK. Everyone shut up OOC for like 1 minute ]]

Knots: ((For fucks sake

Jäger Leyline: ((take it to OOC room

Schyroton: ...Iis someone ththere?

Knots: ((Like I fucking said, i'm proposing you flood the OOC room

Knots: ((I don't give a shit if it's never used, now it has a use.

Knots: "...N-No." Goddamnit Knots you shouldn't ave said shit.

Jäger Leyline: snaps at the piano player (if there is one) and starts to sing

Schyroton: ...

: ((Waluigi memes is the use for it now

Jäger Leyline: From the heart we all cry, for joy and pain. From the heart we all smile and love All the sadness and the pain I felt. All the happiness and joy I felt. After the time goes by, all in the past Bittersweet but still memories All the books my father gave to me. All the books I gave to you, my love. Each time a book is closed, stories left behind and now I get books alone When I was young I believed. There was a sun that goes up, and the sun… That ghost of me, my heart, I only thought there were two things in the… Morning, the stars in the night were the same lights that head up the street They were the same to my young eyes Tears of sadness and the tears of joy, after crying it is all the same. It’ll come down to the thought, these tears are from the heart, a goodness that we share from our hearts All the mornings when I think of you, all the evenings when I fell for you, you bring out a poem in me. Loss of her to my deep dreaming boy in me. You bring the best in me, you bring a dream to me, oh, you bring the dream to me. Am I blue, am I blue. Ain't these tears in my eyes telling you am I blue? You would be too. If each plan with your man just fell through.

: lmao

Fellby: -He puts his arm around Muffet's shoulder.-

Schyroton: Whho are you?

Knots: "[sub]P-Please don't t-tell i'm just t-trying to eat I feed o-off unease and y-you're a buffet.[/sub]"

Schyroton: ...

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Hmm, these people are good."[/color]

Schyroton: Ii can't hear yyou, whwhat?

Asmodeus : "Yes, they are."

Knots: She just, makes a whimper and goes silent.

Fellby: "Damn... he's a good singer."

: Doesn't really have any use here [] is now Doesn't really have any use here [Poly].

: (("CryingEevee524: hi 18 Swood: , I'm 9 Frisky: Laharl 15 CryingEevee524: i 9 Frisky: Eat 18 Swood: Molten 9 Frisky: Shit 15 CryingEevee524:"

Poly: Poly slides in.

: ((Casual reminder that was in the OOC room

Muffet: she whistles "GO JAGER"

Poly: (( bruh.jpg ))

Schyroton: Nno, no, yyou donn't hhave to be afraiid. I jujust didn't catch whhat you sasaid.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"And I normally don't use lyrics."[/color]

Jäger Leyline: that was for a little lass in my life

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I certainly can, I just don't usually."[/color]

Jäger Leyline: Thank you

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hope I'm accepted."[/color]

Fellby: -He claps.-

Knots: "I-I feed off unease and a-anxiety s-sorry."

Schyroton: slings the case over his shoulder.

Knots: "J-Just i-ignore me please."

Jäger Leyline: /me heads off stage

Jäger Leyline: techincally did a duoble song

Asmodeus : -He claps.-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She claps.[/color]

Schyroton: Ii mean, ththat's fine as lonnng as you arenn't huhurting others.

Asmodeus : "I'm sure they will."

Schyroton: applauds Jäger.

Fellby: -He smiles as Jager comes down from the stage.-

: Doesn't really have any use here [Poly] is now "Will this run on my 486" [].

Lily: [color=#daffdb]By the way Bloo, everyone is elsewhere, so[/color]

Jäger Leyline: sits down next to Fellby

Muffet: she claps for him

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She takes a deep breath and gets on stage.[/color]

Ember: -She eyes Jager a little.-

Knots: She stays silent. She doesn't want to make too much noise and accidently alert Jager and Fellby.

Knots: Mostly Jager, cause she's pretty sure Jager will shoot her on sight.

Asmodeus : -He takes a seat, and gets his Camera ready.-

Schyroton: man its a good thing she doesnt know schyros dating mettaton huh

Lily: [color=#daffdb]After a short pause, she begins singing and dancing to [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0XQMITBQ44]this.[/url][/color]

Knots: She know this, and she's hoping Schyro won't mention this.

Knots: Hopefully MTT never mentioned her and Schyro won't mention her.

Jäger Leyline: Hey Ember

Muffet: "Ember, this is Jager. He's a friend from the bar."

Asmodeus : -He smiles, leaning back and watching.-

Ember: "Oooooh."

MettatonSEX: -He briefly mentioned a dead girl with an axe while ranting but not much else-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]After 2 loops, which is about 3 minutes, she bows and gets off stage.[/color]

Jäger Leyline: Think I could go again?

Asmodeus : -He claps.-

Jäger Leyline: it's nice to met you Ember

Muffet: she shrugs

Schyroton: applauds Lily. That was beautiful.

Knots: Well if she goes fully visible she is fucked.

Knots: Cause she's got the big woodchopping axe on her back.

Gaster: -He applauds.-

Jäger Leyline: claps

Fellby: "Hm... maybe you could go again."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She smiles and sits down beside Asmo. "They enjoyed it!"[/color]

Asmodeus : "Of course they did! You're wonderful!"

Muffet: "You might have to ask, I'm not sure."

Jäger Leyline: is wondering how do sing a song without lyrics

Muffet: "First time I've been here."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Well, you hum it[/color]

Muffet: "I didn't miss you, did I cheri?"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Well not hum but[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Like what a choir does, I cannot think of the word right now[/color]

Muffet: like an a capella

Fellby: "I didn't go."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yes, that[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Thank[/color]

Knots: "..." Ohhhhh shit she put herself on the list

Muffet: "Oh, you're not? Fair enough."

Knots: There are regrets.

Jäger Leyline: -require multiple ppl

Fellby: "I've been thinking, but...."

Jäger Leyline: come on Fells

Muffet: technically you never told anybody your name

Knots: True, except Asmodeus

Schyroton: gives a soft smile. "...Yyou knoww, you could prprobablyy get a llot frfrom me alonne, heh."

Knots: Rip

Muffet: "We can go together, if you'd like. Surely we can find something."

Knots: And since she said it in the bar, BC probly knows.

Asmodeus : -He wouldn't say anything. He's busy.-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]He's busy?[/color]

Fellby: -He hums to himself, thinking.-

Barchar: oh, well, oops

Barchar: good thing BC isn't here then

Asmodeus : -With Lily,-

Knots: This is assuming Linnea doesn't just call her by her 'real' name.

Knots: Cause she put down 'Acacia 'Knots' Chopper'

Gaston Timeline: "Alright, next up we have... Acacia "Knots" Chopper?"

Barchar: is she gonna sing terribly and make everybody boo her off the stage

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh, well yeah, thought you meant he was actually doing something that required focus so he couldn't speak[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She drinks her tea. "Were the pictures good?"[/color]

Knots: Theres a deeeep inhale next to Schyro.

Schyroton: ...Iis ththat you?

Asmodeus : -He knows, showing some.-

Gaston Timeline: "... Miss? Are you there?"

Knots: She steps up onto the stage, picking up the mic.

Knots: Which probably means it's floating.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I assume they're good?[/color]

Schyroton: ...Guesss so.

Asmodeus : -Yes.-

Fellby: -He gets up and puts his name down.-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Wow, you are a good photographer. Good job!"[/color]

Asmodeus : "Lighting isn't perfect. Didn't want it use the flash."

Knots: "..O-Oh, right I should...uh..."

: To*

Gaston Timeline: -you know-

Jäger Leyline: goes back to Linnea, "Hey Good looking mind if I make around round?"

Barchar: "What's the plan then, cheri?"

Knots: She goes visible, nervously glancing around the bar and hoping Jager doesn't shoot her on sigh.

Schyroton: ...

Gaston Timeline: -if she drops the mic on accident then there's gonna be loud feedback-

Asmodeus : -He smiled, as well.-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"That's alright."[/color]

Asmodeus : "Thank you."

Gaston Timeline: "Sure! Go ahead and sign up."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"No problem."[/color]

Schyroton: sees the axe, and realizes, wait a sec.

Knots: The axe on her back kinda, sits there.

Schyroton: ...

Muffet: "...Wait, is that...?"

Knots: "I...Uh...w-well..."

Knots: "I-I guess I s-should sing."

Muffet: "..."

Gaston Timeline: -There's whispers in the audience. "Does she have an axe?"-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"..."[/color]

Muffet: "I. Will let her go. Reluctantly. No need to make a stink."

Asmodeus : "...Hmm."

Knots: Surprise motherfucker it's an electric guitar /s

Muffet: "Not in this public place."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hope they don't hurt anyone with the axe."[/color]

Asmodeus : "Recognise the name from earlier."

Asmodeus : "...Seemed fine enough."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She continues drinking tea, looking slightly wary.[/color]

Fellby: "Yeah, especially here."

Knots: "...I..." She coughs, clearing her throat.

Jäger Leyline: signs up,

Knots: "I-I'll just sing n-now."

Jäger Leyline: nothing wrong with suggestive songs right?

Corsiva: -She's out of tea, so she's just eating the bubbles now.-

Muffet: she clears her throat. "So, yes! What's your plan, cheri?"

Gaston Timeline: Linnea looks around. "Doesn't look like there's too many kids, so go ahead."

Fellby: "I'm gonna sing Tainted love."

Schyroton: rip schyro

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip[/color]

Knots: "Don't let me ghost drag you dooooown~" She tries.

Knots: It's a little off-key.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Eh."[/color]

Knots: "If you don't see me arouuuund~"

Muffet: "Ooooh, nice."

Knots: "It doesn't mean that I fell, y-yeah i'm doing well..."

Knots: "I-I got some roses to smell~"

Asmodeus : "...She's not bad, right?"

Gaston Timeline: -There's some polite cheers for Knots.-

Schyroton: ...

Knots: Her hand shakes a little bit too much.

Knots: And she drops the mic.

Asmodeus : -He applauds.-

Gaston Timeline: -SCREECH-

Knots: Which immediately results in her making a sort of squeaking noise, and going invisible.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"She's---ow."[/color]

Asmodeus : "Agh..."

Muffet: she flinches

Schyroton: winces,

Muffet: "Ugh."

Asmodeus : "Hmm... Accidents happen."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She flinches.[/color]

Muffet: "That was...awful."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Besides that, the song was decent."[/color]

Asmodeus : "Yeah, I thought so."

Gaston Timeline: Linnea jumps up and goes to check on the mic, and there's shouts of surpise and shock.

Jäger Leyline: goes back and sits next to Feelby

Lily: [color=#daffdb]The void comes out of the mic /s[/color]

Schyroton: notably seems uneasier than usual.

Gaston Timeline: -She taps the mic.-

Gaston Timeline: THUNK. THUNK.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]TIL about full-spectrum synaesthetic[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]synaesthetia*[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]...synaesthesia*[/color]

Asmodeus : -He puts his hand back on Lily's thigh.-

Muffet: "Oh, good. It's fine."

: lmao

Gaston Timeline: "Okay, guys, I think we're good."

Asmodeus : "Planning on us being here for a while?"

Schyroton: ...

Gaston Timeline: "Next is a mister... Flamesman?"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Sure, why not? I might learn a thing or two."[/color]

Schyroton: ...

Asmodeus : "True."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I'm already reminded I should do more lyrical things."[/color]

: ((Okay! So, I'm just going to leave for a lil' bit, mostly because I'm gonna do some other things rn. Have fun with Gaston Exploration, wish I decided to participate in it.))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Also, it's with you." She smiles.[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Alright Frisky[/color]

Schyroton: knows full well Fellby's singing something sensual.

: Swood [] disconnected.

Schyroton: ((k

CryingEevee OOC: ((bai))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi CE[/color]

: ((Probably gonna be back in.. thirty minutes, I think.))

Fellby: -He gets up on the stage, and oh god. His voice just oozes sexuality.-

Schyroton: leaves the place, sitting across the street, feeling uneasy as fuck.

: ((Anyway, that's all.))

: Frisky 's connection timed out.

Asmodeus : "Yeah? I think you'd be good at it."

Asmodeus : "But your non-lyrical stuff sounds nice too."

Jäger Leyline: that you Fellby? or someone else?

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I have done it before, I know I'm good at it. I just don't do it often."[/color]

Muffet: she puts her chin on her hands, smiling

Asmodeus : -He nods.-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I've always enjoyed songs without lyrics more."[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Dunno why."[/color]

Muffet: "I assume that all people into men within a 10 mile radius just had their underwear spontaneously dissolve." she purred.

Knots: Knots kinda, follows Schyro.

Knots: She wants to be anywhere but here, and Schyro is food.

: ((Probably not going to be here as frequently as I was))

Schyroton: ...

Gaster: -He realizes what's going on and kind of. Escorts Corsiva out.-

Schyroton: ((i understand, life happens

Asmodeus : "I agree, honestly."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]That's alright, if you have things you need to do I understand[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Your life is more important[/color]

Fellby: -He finishes the song, grinning.-

Schyroton: is more uneasy than usual.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Oh, good."[/color]

Muffet: she claps loudly

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Should I go up again?"[/color]

: ((So yeah))

Jäger Leyline: fingerguns and claps

: (( see y'all on the flip side ))

: "Will this run on my 486" [] disconnected.

Knots: "..."

Schyroton: ....

Asmodeus : "If you'd like to."

Asmodeus : -He smiles.-

Fellby: -he chuckles as he steps down from the stage. "Alright, whose next?"

Knots: She's having trouble maintaining invisibility after what just happened. SO the air is kinda 'shimmering' where she is.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Why not?"[/color]

Knots: Like a reflective curtain.

Schyroton: ...

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She goes to Linnea (?). "Do I have to sign again?"[/color]

Schyroton: looks at her.

Schyroton: looks cold and expressionless.

Knots: "..."

Muffet: she raises an eyebrow at fellby. "To go, or to come?"

Gaston Timeline: "Yeah, it helps keep things in order."

Jäger Leyline: Gonna give you a run for your money Fells

Schyroton: ...Yyou were ththe one whhho hurt Barchar, werrren't you?

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She nods and signs again, then sits down.[/color]

Fellby: "Oh, please do try, Jager."

Knots: "...I-I w-wasn't t-trying to hurt her."

Knots: "I-I s-swung away from her..."

Asmodeus : -He then lightly says "You're the best here anyways," in a mostly joking way. But clearly that's how he feels.-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Really? Thanks!"[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Also, who's going next?"[/color]

Schyroton: ...Yyou almost cut sosomething off. I onllly heard bits annd pieces, but...

Gaston Timeline: -... I think it's Jager-

Schyroton: Yyou hurt sosomeone cllose to me.

Knots: "I-I t-thought she was immortal"

Knots: "A-And I was d-desperate...R-Roses and I-I don't w-want to kill anyone..."

Schyroton: Aalmost.

Muffet: she looks a bit disappointed. "You didn't get it. Shame."

Fellby: "I kind of did, babe."

Muffet: "Oh. I guess I thought it was better than it was."

Jäger Leyline: gets up and returns to the stage, tapping the mic a few things

Schyroton: ...Ii don't know ththe full ststory, jjust partss.

Barchar: basically

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Ah, them."[/color]

Knots: "...W-We a-aren't gonna l-leave, i-i'm sorry."

Barchar: she needs the brain to use the body

Knots: "B-But your b-bar is the b-best food w-we have, and w-we've got nowehere e-else."

Schyroton: Jjust plplease don't ddo that.

Barchar: if a large part of it is cut off, or it's destroyed, that body is enetirely unusable

Asmodeus : "That is Jager, if you didn't know already."

Fellby: -He sits up.-

Barchar: she's not DEAD, per se, but what she is is back to being almost entirely undetectable

Jäger Leyline: This song is about a a lady that fell into my life

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Oh, good to know. Thanks."[/color]

Knots: "..."

Jäger Leyline: begins to sing, "You know my daddy dug gates for his whole life and he never knew nothin' more and his daddy done the dig like his old man who dug before the war and though she couldn't have known til I was born my poor mother, God rest her soul, Oh, like them I come out diggin'. Well I was laying down wire on Number Nine, now, when she came down to Earth and she was talking real loud all about how she was gonna save the universe. I went and snuck a little peek in her blue eyes and words just aren't enough,Oh, she had me off and runnin'. Yes, she did. Could it be that I got bored and lonely? Could it be that I'm just dumb and horny? Could it be that Lady Luck has smiled herself on me? Could it be? She wore rattlesnake boots, a sassy mood she had me laughin' in my tears. The most beautiful thing, so young and sweet a little green behind the ears .She took me higher than I'd ever been, Lord, what have I been missin'? Oh, now she is all I'm diggin'. Yes, she is. Could it be that I got bored and lonely? Could it be that I'm just old and horny? Could it be now? Could it be that Lady Luck has smiled herself on me? She's smilin' down on me, yeah Come a little closer, let me show you how it could be. Spacy little cowgirl, come a little closer to me, spacy little cowgirl! Whoo! Play it! She's smilin' down on me, yeah, come a little closer, let me show you how it could be, spacy little cowgirl, come a little closer to me, spacy little cowgirl, Mmhmm, yeah Dig it, dig it, dig it, dig it, Yeah, smilin' down on me, just dumb and horny"

Knots: "I-I should g-go."

Jäger Leyline: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXcBzCyiFpA

Schyroton: ...Yyeah.

Schyroton: Wait.

Knots: "...?"

Schyroton: Ddon't shshow up visiblle if Mettatonn is there. He'll desestroy you.

Knots: "..." She gets a small smile.

Knots: "H-He c-can try, me and R-Rosie have lived worse, and we can l-live off his anger."

Schyroton: ...Hheh.

Knots: She points to a line of stitches across her neck, in the shape of an axe wound.

Schyroton: Oh shiit.

Knots: "W-Well, not l-live..."

Knots: "B-But you k-know what I mean."

Jäger Leyline: grabs a saxophone and goes into a 2nd song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA4P1A3jtu0

Fellby: -He sits up and whistles for Jager.-

Schyroton: Nno but seriouslly he's going ttto find a waway to kill thhhhe dead twice.

Knots: "..."

Knots: She just, looks away, a tear falls into the snow and she's fully invisible.

Schyroton: Jjust be careful.

Jäger Leyline: once he is finished, he bows and cartwheels off the stage

Asmodeus : -He claps.-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She claps.[/color]

Fellby: -He claps.-

Jäger Leyline: returns to Fellby, still has the saxophone

Schyroton: moves somewhat quickly for a second. "And plplease donn't hurt peopllle ththere."

Fellby: "Didn't know you played sax."

Jäger Leyline: yep, the only instrument I know

Muffet: "A man of many talents."

Asmodeus : "Your turn, right Lily?"

Knots: "I-I w-won't, b-but..."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Maybe...?"[/color]

Fellby: "I tried learning guitar as a kid."

Jäger Leyline: when I was a merc, we had a small band to keep up morale

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Chimecho can you confirm[/color]

Knots: "R-Roses l-loves me, and s-she's hurt p-people so we d-don't f-fade before."

Schyroton: ...

Knots: "P-Please don't h-hold it against her..."

Jäger Leyline: found a sax and self taught myself to play it, loni loves it

Schyroton: Iif I'm around you wwon't.

Loni Leyline: -does not-

Gaston Timeline: -Lily goes next.-

Asmodeus : -He has been taking pictures. He'd like to talk to whoever is hosting the event.-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Alright[/color]

Muffet: "Never bothered to learn any. Perhaps I should."

Schyroton: Jjjust tell her to plplease not do anythiiing major. Iif you can.

Asmodeus : -He has nice pictures of people having fun, so, he wants the host to have them.-

Fellby: -He chuckles. "Maybe you could lean the harp, Muffet."-

Knots: "D-Don't t-take any of h-her gift baskets..." She goes completely invisible, and she's gone.

Muffet: she scrunches her face up. "Ugh. Too angelic."

Schyroton: Okayy.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She gets up and grabs the mic. After a second she obviously sings and dances to [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LXl4y6D-QI]this.[/url][/color]

Fellby: "Hmm, good point."

Jäger Leyline: starts to epic sax guy with the sax once lily is down

Jäger Leyline: done*

Muffet: "But a piano...hm. That would do nicely."

Fellby: "Hey, you're right."

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] joined chat.

Fellby: "You know... I might go up again."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Slarv[/color]

Smol Asriel: ((Hiya

Muffet: "I still think we should do a duet."

Knots: She's back at home, feelin' like shit.

Knots:

Asmodeus : -Is the host of the event somewhere, where he can go give the pictures?-

Smol Asriel: ((Brb reading the shit she did

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Clair de Lune finishes. She bows.[/color]

Asmodeus : -He claps, and is smiling.-

Fellby: "What song do you have in mind, my dear?"

Jäger Leyline: tryin to show me up?

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She sits down and sighs. "I think I'm done for now."[/color]

Muffet: "Hmm...that is the problem, isn't it."

Asmodeus : "You did great."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"But that was fun!"[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Thanks!"[/color]

Asmodeus : -He nods.-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"My favorite song and your favorite song. That was nice." She finishes her tea.[/color]

Jäger Leyline: how about a duet Fellby?

Schyroton: ((gon pass out gn

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Gn[/color]

Jäger Leyline: (nighters

CryingEevee OOC: ((gn))

Fellby: "I was gonna sing with Muffet."

Muffet: "If you two can come up with an idea before I can, go ahead."

Jäger Leyline: retcon that, over looked muffet saying that

Fellby: -He lookes over at Jager, raising his eyebrows.-

Asmodeus : "I'm gonna try to get some self-promotion. Gives the pictures I took to the one who made this event, and ask for credit. Also going to make a website, I dabbled in some programming all last night. Jäger's girlfriend suggested it."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Anyway, I'm a bit tired, but I'm awake enough to stick through this."[/color]

Asmodeus : "It's uh... A lot to learn."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Oh, good!"[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"You'll get used to it."[/color]

Knots: Pop drop candy

Knots: Do pop drop candy

Knots: Do the fucking overused one

Muffet: pfff

Asmodeus : "Yep! At some point I will."

Asmodeus : "And then I can start my own buisness."

Muffet: I think it's a bit innocent for their style

: Frisky [] joined chat.

: ((Aaannnd I'm back.))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She nods. "I believe in you. You can also ask me for help if you need."[/color]

Jäger Leyline: sure

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Master Baker Muffet The Succubus [Muffet].

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hey Frisky[/color]

Jäger Leyline: why not?

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai frisky))

: ((Also it's Drop Pop Candy

Jäger Leyline: whatcha got?

Asmodeus : -He smiles.-

Jäger Leyline: says jokingly," Epic rap battle?

Asmodeus : "Thank you. I should introduce you to Jager, and his friends soon."

Fellby: "Please, I prefer something... smother."

Gaston Timeline: *smoother

Asmodeus : "Two of his friends are getting married."

Asmodeus : "To eachother."

Muffet: she smirks. "Besides,

Muffet: "I don't know hoiw I could possibly diss him."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Alright. Do you want me to meet them now, or?"[/color]

Asmodeus : "Mm... I think they're about to get up and sing?"

: Master Baker Muffet The Succubus's connection timed out.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I'll wait, then."[/color]

: Master Baker Muffet The Succubus [Muffet] joined chat.

Asmodeus : "...Is it too soon to introduce you as my girlfriend?"

: Dumalphys: -Enters and goes to Linnea, " I want to sing

Gaston Timeline: "Uh, okay."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...hmm..."[/color]

: Dumalphys : Can I sing now?

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Do you think it's fair enough for me to be called your girlfriend by now?"[/color]

Gaston Timeline: "Yeah, nobody's up right now."

Asmodeus : "...I don't know."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I don't know either. But I'm leaning towards it being fair enough."[/color]

Asmodeus : "I'm really trying to take this slowly, and do everything as right as I can."

: Dumalphys : -waddles to the stage and yanks the mic to her. She begins to sing a very cringy edition of Let it go. Its annoying, painful, and may actually be causing harm to somepeople, "LET IT GO, LET IT GO

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I am too. I want to know a lot about you."[/color]

: ((Is it))

Gaston Timeline: -There's screaming-

: ((Is it the psychic pebbles version))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"If you think it's too soon for be to be your girlfriend, that's fine, and ow."[/color]

GLaDOS: oh, I should have had her here

GLaDOS: she could see the poster

Asmodeus : "Geez, um..."

Jäger Leyline: ((bAM Glados is at the open mic place

GLaDOS: ...fuck it, why not.

Gaston Timeline: ((i'm having trouble thinking of a nice duo song

GLaDOS: bAM Glados is at the open mic place

GLaDOS: she looks at the form emotionlessly, filling it out. "I wish to sing."

Jason Scott: -He came too.-

Jason Scott: "Isn't that cheating."

Jäger Leyline: ((No bread its far worse, someone with not pitch or capablity of singing, like an angry kid screaming his head off

Gaston Timeline: "That's fine!"

Jason Scott: "You have like."

Jason Scott: "Speakers."

Smol Asriel: ((I shoulda knoooown by the look in your eyes baaaby

Smol Asriel: ((That you woooouldn't listen

Jäger Leyline: BOO

Jäger Leyline: BOO!!!!!

Fellby: "COME ON, YOU'RE RUINING THE MOOD"

Asmodeus : "Yeesh..."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"..."[/color]

GLaDOS: "It's not a competition, Jason. I can't cheat."

GLaDOS: she sits down politely, waiting for her turn

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I mean, it's...not good, but people are being harsh."[/color]

Jason Scott: "GLaDOS. I've found pictures online, and now I need to do it."

Jason Scott: -He follows.-

: Dumalphys : -stops- This is true art! ITS THE BEST SONG EVER! You people don't know good music

Jason Scott: "You need to make me a Tracer outfit."

Muffet: "GET OFF THE STAGE!"

Jason Scott: "And the pistols she has."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Okay, I know for a fact that's a lie so."[/color]

Jäger Leyline: You're a disgrace!

GLaDOS: "Jason, I am many things, but I am not a tailor."

Asmodeus : "Yeah..."

GLaDOS: "The pistols I can work out."

Asmodeus : "Okay, I'll do the outfit."

Jason Scott: -He said that.-

GLaDOS: "Turret bullets, miniature portals for the reload."

Gaston Timeline: -Linnea quickly ushers someone on stage.-

Gaston Timeline: -He appears to be made of water.-

GLaDOS: "If you are to dress as tracer, what could I be, then?"

Smol Asriel: CHAOS

: Dumalphys :I'm gonna go rant about this on my tumblr! You're oppressing me! I'm going yelp to give this place a bad review!

Smol Asriel: IT'S CHAOS

GLaDOS: "I don't think either of the robots are particularly...me."

Gaston Timeline: -And he sings this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSarZ7g1F-g -

Jason Scott: "Well, you're a scientist."

Muffet: (tbh I expected ocean man)

Jason Scott: "You know who else is a scientist?"

Jason Scott: "Winston."

GLaDOS: "I'm not going to dress like a great ape."

: Dumalphys : -walks off the stage, trips on the stairs and breaks her neck-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"........."[/color]

Gaston Timeline: ((nope, the guy on stage is a nokken

Asmodeus : "...Oh."

Gaston Timeline: ((... i think that's how it's spelled

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Er..."[/color]

: Dumalphys : -turns to dust-

Jason Scott: "Okay, fine."

Jäger Leyline: Good riddance to bad rubbish I saw

Jäger Leyline: say*

Jason Scott: "Symetra, she has like, laser turrets."

Fellby: "... Jeez. Harsh."

GLaDOS: "Ooh, yes that could do."

Jason Scott: "...Why don't you have laser turrets?"

GLaDOS: "And those teleporter..."

GLaDOS: "..."

: Dumalphys : -died from childhood obesity-

GLaDOS: "Why DON'T I have laser turrets? I have lasers. I have turrets. I have rocket turrets."

Jason Scott: "Lasers are like, ten times better than bullets."

GLaDOS: "I can even see how to use them for tests..."

Asmodeus : "...Hmm."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hmm?"[/color]

Jason Scott: "I'm a genius!"

Jäger Leyline: so whose next? any plans for the duet?

Gaston Timeline: -Anyway Glados is up if she's ready-

Asmodeus : "Just odd."

Fellby: "Absolutely none."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TJrPg1g.jpg]Hessyst[/url]: When the fuck did he get here.

Jason Scott: "Anyways, get on up there."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TJrPg1g.jpg]Hessyst[/url]: Is he just watching from the co-nope wait.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Yeah, I don't know anyone who dies like that...but also...wow."[/color]

FFrisk: Yep he's with FFrisk, both of them patiently watching.

: Knots [Knots] is now Knots [].

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...And nobody's fazed...?"[/color]

: Knots [] is now High Priest Laharl [].

Asmodeus : "...Yeah, I guess not."

Jäger Leyline: I got one song, but its not a duet

Jäger Leyline: I'll do that one on my own

Gaston Timeline: -I mean I'd prefer it if people not die at an innocent event soooooo-

FFrisk: She just, whispers something to Hessyst.

Roses: She's been getting together the gift basket, hence why she hasn't fucking WASTED KNOTS' ASS FOR MAKING FRIENDS

GLaDOS: she nods, walking up on stage. "This is a song of my own creation." she snaps, and ATLAS and p-body shuffle in, carrying two keyboards for the backing. "Well, here we are again. It's always [i]such[/i] a pleasure."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TJrPg1g.jpg]Hessyst[/url]: And he shapes his entire hand into a dustpan.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TJrPg1g.jpg]Hessyst[/url]: Bye dust.

GLaDOS: "remember when you tried to kill me twice? Oh how we laughed, and laughed. Except I wasn't laughing. Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice."

Knots: She's sweating bullets at their void rock.

Muffet: "...My."

Knots: Rosie is gonna kiiiiilll heeeeeeer

Asmodeus : -He lightly rubs Lily's thigh, as she sits.-

Jason Scott: -He's intently listening.-

Jäger Leyline: goes back to Linnea, "How randy can I get?

Randy: No more randy than him

GLaDOS: "You want your freedom? Take it! That's what I'm counting on. I used to want you dead but now I only want you gone."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She gets comfortable. "...Thanks."[/color]

Gaston Timeline: -She bites her lip. "Look, dude, there's kids around."

Jäger Leyline: Damn

Smol Asriel: is sitting in the bar

Asmodeus : "Don't worry about it."

Smol Asriel: meanwhile ea gets a phone call

Smol Asriel: oooooo

Jäger Leyline: -was gonna sing NSP

Endling Asriel: -Answer.-

Female Asriel: She fucked it

Smol Asriel: 'A-asriel..?'

Endling Asriel: "...Hello?"

Smol Asriel: sounds much weaker

Endling Asriel: "...Smazzy?"

Endling Asriel: "What's up?"

Smol Asriel: 'Help.. please'

Endling Asriel: "...Did you fall off your chair?"

GLaDOS: "...She was [sub]a lot like you...[/sub]" she mumbles the next part, causing a few strange glances from the other two robots. "ONE DAY THEY WOKE ME UP!" Right back on the acknowledge. "So I could live forever. It's such a shame short he same will neeeever happen to you."

Smol Asriel: '..what?'

Smol Asriel: 'I-I can't get out please.. please help.."

Endling Asriel: "...You... You're at the house."

FFrisk: There's a polite clap from her table, she sips her tea.

Endling Asriel: "What?"

Smol Asriel: fakesmol is at the bar

Muffet: Acknowledge? The hell. Track.

Endling Asriel: -Suspicious gote.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TJrPg1g.jpg]Hessyst[/url]: Claps along with FFrisk, although his hands are a bit too big for it.

Smol Asriel: so you're wrong on two levels

: Gaston Timeline [Gaston Timeline] is now Fellby [Fellby].

Fellby: claps.

Smol Asriel: 'It hurts..'

Knots: She's hoping that Roses didn't see her fuckups.

GLaDOS: "You've got your short, sad life left! That's what I'm counting ooon. You're someone else's problem, now I only want you gone."

Jäger Leyline: claps

Endling Asriel: "Who have I been with?"

Endling Asriel: "If you're Smazzy?"

Gaston Timeline: -People are starting to clue in to the idea that Jager isn't a native, nor is Lily. But they don't seem to care.-

WDG: -enters-

FFrisk: "...She reminds me a little bit of Nectra, does she not Hessyst?"

Smol Asriel: '..what?'

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TJrPg1g.jpg]Hessyst[/url]: "Yessss Mistreeeessss."

GLaDOS: "Goodbye my only friend." she freezes up, leaving the rest of the verse blank. ATLAS taps her shoulder, awkwardly. "I'm fine." she hisses.

Jäger Leyline: returns to Fellby

Female Asriel: Lying bitch gote is working rn

Muffet: enters where?

WDG: -the open mic-

Jäger Leyline: hasn't notcied

Endling Asriel: "...I'm going to have a chat with Fanta."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Brb[/color]

GLaDOS: she manages to finish the verse. She can't just leave it empty. She looks uncomfortable, though.

Smol Asriel: 'P-please'

Smol Asriel: 'Don't.. don't hang up'

Fellby: hasn't met WDG, has he?

GLaDOS: the rest of the song passes uneventfully. Atlas and p-body shuffle out after all is said and done

Muffet: don't believe so

Jason Scott: -He looks to GLaDOS.-

GLaDOS: she returns to Jason.

Jason Scott: "...You alright?"

WDG: -goes to sit at a booth, to watch the show. The occupants on the boot get up and leave when we walks over to it

GLaDOS: "Fine."

: Smolapeño [Smolster] joined chat.

Fellby: ((i was looking for good songs for them to sing and got this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj-v6zCnEaw

GLaDOS: "Just...these songs were written at a different stage of my life, and I...do not entirely feel comfortable with all parts of them anymore."

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Jason Scott: "...Hmm. Who was 'She'?"

Fanta: and now she comes home

Endling Asriel: "I won't."

Endling Asriel: "But I- she got home."

GLaDOS: "[sub]'Now little Caroline is in here too'. Damn.[/sub]"

Endling Asriel: "I need to talk with her."

GLaDOS: she scowls. "Nobody important anymore. She's dead. Dead and buried. Utterly irrelevant."

Fanta: smol just breathes heavily on the other side

GLaDOS: "I want to. Make it clear the 'you' is not you."

Jason Scott: "...Clearly a bit relevant,"

Endling Asriel: "...May I end the call?"

DamnDude: [[ Chime are you ready ]]

GLaDOS: "You have not been replaced. I do not want you gone."

Jason Scott: "I assumed so."

Jason Scott: -He smiles.-

Fanta: smol gives a weak okay

Jason Scott: "Cause I'm the best."

Fellby: ((you know i almost asked "for what"

Endling Asriel: -He hangs up, and storms out of the room.-

: ((Are you ready Mr. Chimes

Fanta: "Howdy"

: ((Are you ready Mr. krabs

Endling Asriel: "You lied.-

GLaDOS: "...Look. 'She' was...me. No. No, she wasn't. 'She' was Caroline, and she was a stuck up little brown-noser working for cave Johnson."

: "*

Fanta: ((Are you feeling now ms chime

Endling Asriel: -He's tearing up.-

Fanta: "..."

Fanta: "Um..."

GLaDOS: "She did something she really shouldn't have and got put into a computer. Those two events are mostly unrelated."

Jason Scott: "...You're Caroline?"

: -A Ninja and a tall man in a leotard enter and sign up-

Fanta: "W-what do you mean?" she rubs the back of her head

Jäger Leyline: blue leotard*

Fanta: doesn't make eye contact

Endling Asriel: "You know well."

Gaston Timeline: -Linnea looks a little suspicious, but lets it slide.-

GLaDOS: "No. Caroline was me."

Endling Asriel: "I... I don't know how you did it..."

Fanta: "..."

GLaDOS: "I don't care about her anymore. She is dead."

: -they wait their turn-

Fanta: clenches her fists and sigs

Fanta: *sighs

Jason Scott: "...Did you kill her? For lack of a better word?"

GLaDOS: "No."

Jason Scott: "Like. Was she a part of you or did she just become you?"

Fellby: -They should be able to go up now.-

Fanta: "I didn't stop looking I just.. I didn't want you to be miserable."

GLaDOS: "I mean-yes. I deleted her."

Jason Scott: "...Hmm."

GLaDOS: "She is gone from me. I am rid."

Jason Scott: "That where your compassion went?"

: -the duo walk up to the stage, the Ninja pulls out a keyboard-

GLaDOS: for once in her life, she's seeming like a bad liar. "Yes. All of my stupid, human compassion for stupid humans."

Muffet: (OH NO)

: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] disconnected.

: -the man in the blue leotard begins to sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bC3jD_l6q48

Endling Asriel: "So you lie, and cause pain in the future?"

Muffet: (THE FUCKING PEOPLE NEED TO CLEAR PUT BEFORE BRIAN STARTS BRIANING)

Jason Scott: "Lying."

Fanta: "I didn't.. I.."

: ';mwuja rig't

GLaDOS: "I don't lie."

Endling Asriel: "You thought that would go over well?!"

Fanta: "..."

DamnDude: [[ Translation: Damn Straight? ]]

Jason Scott: "You sounded like a bad liar."

: -the ninja stares into the crowd with ill intent and randomly flips off everyone-

Fanta: "You were happy"

GLaDOS: "..." she flips Brian off right back

Fellby: thinks of a song to sing, and goes to sing.

Endling Asriel: -A small rainbow tinge radiates from his hands. It's light, but noticeable.-

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TJrPg1g.jpg]Hessyst[/url]: He responds with a double dozen middle fingers.

Muffet: she compensates for 5 people who didn't bother

Endling Asriel: "And now I'm worse than before."

Fanta: "..."

: ((Sometimes when kids in school buses flip me off

: ((I chase their bus down to the nearest bus stop

: ((And call them out on it

GLaDOS: "...look. I thought she was gone. But she's clung on to me."

Fanta: "It.. it was just supposed to be until I found him.."

: ((Also Laharl can you check your PMs))

Jason Scott: "Yeah?"

Jason Scott: "So you dooo have compassion in there?"

Jason Scott: "Ans that's why you've been able to learn so well?"

Fanta: "I'm sorry.."

: ((Would appreciate it.

GLaDOS: "..." she looks away, paying attention to the singers.

Endling Asriel: -He looks like he's gonna fucking hurt your ass. I would suggest not provoking him as he walks outside.-

Muffet: (thank you for picking the best nsp song btw yaz)

Jason Scott: "Right?"

Muffet: (6969 is a runner up but gotta love attitude city. )

Fanta: "Asriel wait.."

: -the duo stop and leave the stage-

Fanta: walks after him

Endling Asriel: "What!?"

GLaDOS: her words say nothing. The fact that all of her cores are bright as hell, however, says it all.

Endling Asriel: -It's a mixture of rage and pain.-

Fanta: "I didn't stop looking.. ok?"

Jäger Leyline: ((No reason boner is my fav

Jason Scott: "...Right."

Fellby: gets up on the stage.

Endling Asriel: "And that has gone wel so far, huh? You fou- oh wait, you LIED, and cause me even more suffering than I was going through already!"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Back[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Lily seems tired and unattentive.[/color]

Jason Scott: "...Eveythings all lit up."

Jäger Leyline: go fellby

Asmodeus : "...You wanna head back?"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Huh? Oh, yeah, if you don't mind. I'm tired."[/color]

GLaDOS: "Is it." she said, sounding disinterested.

Asmodeus : "Oh yeah, it's just fine."

: Welp shit my TF2 crashed

GLaDOS: "I will admit that some of the pointless little human concepts carried over from her."

Fellby: "There is a house in New Orleans... They call the Rising Sun..."

: Wonderful

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Alright. Well, this was fun."[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip[/color]

Jason Scott: "Like what?"

: That sucks

Asmodeus : "Yes, it sure was."

Fellby: -For some reason, his voice is very suited for this song.-

Asmodeus : "Where are we heading tonight?"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Where you live or where I live. Wherever you want."[/color]

Fanta: "..."

Asmodeus : "I have yet to see your place."

GLaDOS: "...A desire for company. For a partner."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"So we should go to my house?"[/color]

Jason Scott: "Yeeeaaaahhhh?"

GLaDOS: [sub]"Motherly love."[/sub]

Jason Scott: "Oh."

Jason Scott: "..."

Fanta: "I just wanted to help.. I'm sorry.."

Asmodeus : "Sure."

GLaDOS: she breaths out. "But tat doesn't matter. I don't need her."

GLaDOS: "She has been replaced."

Endling Asriel: "You helped a ton, thanks..."

Endling Asriel: -He says that with sharp sarcasm.-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Okay. Whenever you're ready."[/color]

Asmodeus : -He nods, and gets up.-

Fanta: "..."

Fanta: walks back in

Asmodeus : "Meet me in the bar? I need to go get my laptop."

: Smolapeño [Smolster] disconnected.

Fanta: "Hywel I fucked up"

Fellby: -As soon as he's done with House of the Rising sun, he shifts into Is you Is or is you ain't my baby-

GLaDOS: "She can go ahead and live her stupid life with her stupid box, and I don't want to know about it. I don't want to see her again."

Endling Asriel: -He goes and punches trees and almost starts a rainbow wildfire.-

Endling Asriel: -And ends up curled on the ground crying by the time he's finished.-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Alright." She gets up and waves to everyone else. "Bye, everyone!"[/color]

: -a while nerdy kid enters and signs up-

Jason Scott: "You sure?"

Jäger Leyline: white*

Asmodeus : -He waves, and heads to his hotel room.-

Fellby: "Is you is, or is you ain't my baby... Maybe baby's found somebody new..."

GLaDOS: [i]"Positive."[/i]

Fanta: looks for hywel

Asmodeus : -He quickly is at the bar, ready to leave.-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She leaves and waits---well[/color]

Hywel: -In room.-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Ready?"[/color]

Fanta: "He found out"

Asmodeus : "Yes."

Fellby: is done singing for the night.

Hywel: "...Well."

Jäger Leyline: Good one Fells

Fellby: "No problem. You're not too shabby yourself."

Jason Scott: -He puts a hand in her shoulder.-

Fanta: "..what do I do?"

Jason Scott: "I'm always there alright?"

Jäger Leyline: claps

Jason Scott: "Just in case you're having bad feelings."

: -the white nerdy kids goes up to the stage and fixes his classes-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She gets up and puts in the code for her timeline, entering. She walks over to the building with Lily's face. Eventually they go through the door from the side of the stage, then another door that leads to a hallway with a few doors.[/color]

: -then promptly discards them, looking a lot more normal

GLaDOS: "...Thank you."

Muffet: she wraps an arm around him.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"You want to go in my room or do you want to go into the guest room?"[/color]

Muffet: aaand her tail around his leg

Jason Scott: "Don't mention it."

Asmodeus : "I don't mind either."

Gaston Timeline: -Now that it's more quiet, some gossip is passed around again.-

: -he starts to sing, "Can I say my shit? Can I say my shit? I've got lots of shit to say I've got lots of shit to say I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can I have a huge amount of trouble Fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can I can get my hand like four inches into the can But then I have to tilt the can into my mouth But then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can So they all go spilling onto my face What I'm trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small I'll say it again The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small If you feel me, put your hands up Come on! If you feel me, put your hands up Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside of a Pringle can Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can You think you can, I know you can't, you think you can Pringles! Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get Are about the width of your cans Just make them wider I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorry I want to have a daughter I want to have a daughter So I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands In the Pringle can Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing! Yeah! I'll move on, alright? But that is priority número uno I don't go to the gym Because I'm self-conscious about my body But I'm self-conscious about my body cause I don't go to the gym Irony can be painful That's a Catch-22 Let's do this! I went to Chipotle I went to Chipotle Got myself a chicken burrito I went down the line and I got all these ingredients And at the end of the line The guy tried to wrap the burrito But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out He still wrapped it I was like, dude you should have warned me! You're a burrito expert You should have told me halfway through! "Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here" Do you fucking think I want a messy burrito? No one wants a messy burrito The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained Within the confines of the tortilla I wouldn't have gotten half of the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got Half of it Like, I'm okay with small mistakes If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit Man, I wouldn't have got half of it, like Half of it, like Half of it, like Half of it, like Half of it right now I think it's time I Think it's time, I think that we break it down Put the lotion in the basket I can sit here and pretend Like my biggest problems are Pringle cans, and burritos The truth is, my biggest problem's you I want to please you But I want to stay true to myself I want to give you the night out that you deserve But I want to say what I think And not care what you think about it Part of me loves you Part of me hates you Part of me needs you Part of me fears you And I don't think that I can handle this right now Handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now Look at them, they're just staring at me Like, "come and watch the Skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health And laugh as he attempts To give you what he cannot give himself I don't think that I can handle this right now I don't think that I can handle this right now They don't even know the half of this right now They don't even know the half of it But I know I'm not a doctor I'm a pussy, I put on a silly show So I should probably just shut up and do my job So here I go I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit I wouldn't have got half You can tell them anything if You just make it funny, make it rhyme And if they still don't understand you Then you run it one more time I don't think that I can handle this right now (Haa!) I don't think that I can handle this right now (Hoo!) If you think that I can handle this right now (Haa!) Right now (Haa!) Now Handle this right Handle this right Handle this right now Thank you, good night! I hope you're happy *mic drop"

Asmodeus : "Which ever you perfer."

: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYy0o-J0x20)

Fanta: Wew

: ((How))

Fanta: Fucking

Fanta: Lad

: ((Did you not get silenced))

: ((For that))

Gaston Timeline: "... Heard the mayor's got a beau..."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wow[/color]

Gaston Timeline: "Oooh, do tell!"

Jäger Leyline: 9lol

Jäger Leyline: (lol*

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I don't really care, honestly."[/color]

GLaDOS: "...Were this another time, I'd make it seem like I didn't know what you meant and say that mentioning it was the point."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Mfw trying to not be indecisive[/color]

Asmodeus : "Ill stay with you, then."

Jäger Leyline: I'm spent too

Gaston Timeline: "... is alphys okay?"

Jason Scott: "But you're sad and don't want to be a sarcastic ass to the one who wants to make you happy?"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Alright." She leads him to her room, which is very clean. The walls are painted green, there's a desk with a computer, and there's a bed with leaf blankets. The floor is a soft carpet.[/color]

Jason Scott: -Joke is obvious even to a robot.-

Gaston Timeline: "Yeah, she's got that weird reincarnation thing..."

Hywel: "Hell if I know..."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Do you like it?"[/color]

Fanta: "...."

GLaDOS: "You perhaps think you're joking, but yes."

Fanta: "Can you get him back inside.."

Asmodeus : "Yes, it is quite nice."

Fanta: "He hates me.."

Hywel: "...Yeah, I'll try."

Gaston Timeline: "Wonder who that guy the Mayor's been seeing is.."

Hywel: -He gets up and heads out for a bit.-

Jason Scott: "...Want a hug?"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Good, because I want you to be as comfortable as possible. And nobody has to sleep on the floor!" She pulls out a small bed from under the big bed.[/color]

FFrisk: She's quietly listening in off to the side, sipping a teacup.

Asmodeus : -He smiles.-

Gaston Timeline: -Seems a lot of residents are buzzing about the Mayor's supposed boyfriend.-

GLaDOS: "Yes."

Asmodeus : "That's cool."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"It is. Haven't had to use it in a while, but it finally came in handy."[/color]

Gaston Timeline: "... What do you think he'll bring to the PTA meeting?"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I'll sleep in the small one, unless you insist otherwise."[/color]

Jäger Leyline: so whose the mayor?

Fellby: turns his head a little. "Someone named Midna."

Jason Scott: -He hugs her, wrapping his arms around them, putting his arms under her's.-

Fellby: "Tall. Curvy. Seems to like the dark a lot."

Asmodeus : "I will sleep in the small one. Once again, I don't really sleep."

GLaDOS: she doesn't visibly react, really. She appreciates it, though. "

Muffet: "A catch."

Asmodeus : "I don't need comfort, in that sense."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...I forgot. Whoops."[/color]

Jäger Leyline: hmmm suppose I should get acquainted

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She facepalms. "I'll remember that in the future."[/color]

Asmodeus : "Don't worry about it."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I promise this time."[/color]

Fellby: "Yeah, whoever's seeing her is a lucky guy. She's probably at her house right now."

Asmodeus : "It's not a big deal.-

Asmodeus : -He smiles.-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"You sure? I want to try to remember."[/color]

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Asmodeus : "Yeah."

Asmodeus : "You're being courteous."

Fellby: "Oooh, and she's a red-head."

Jason Scott: "Need anything else?"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Okay, though I'll remember nonetheless. It's important to me. Anyway!"[/color]

GLaDOS: "I don't think so."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I'm gonna sleep now. You know how to use computers, right?"[/color]

Fellby: -It's after dusk. If you visit her, Midna's probably in her garden.-

GLaDOS: "..Thank you, by the way."

GLaDOS: so, has Jason just been living in aperture?

Jason Scott: "I have an idea, how about you and I go try and figure out how to make a Tracer gun together, and then call it a night."

Jason Scott: -Most likely,-

Asmodeus : "Yes.@

Asmodeus : "Good night, Lily."

Gaston Timeline: "... Seriously, can he even cook?"

Gaston Timeline: "He's a Grillby, of course he can."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Okay, well, I remember you like watching TV. You can watch some things on there, or play games. Just don't search through my stuff obviously. Goodnight!"[/color]

Fellby: -He tilts his head.-

GLaDOS: "That sounds nice."

Asmodeus : -He goes over, and gives her a quick and light kiss on the cheek, like she had to him.-

Asmodeus : "Good night."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She smiles and gets onto the bed and under the blankets.[/color]

Jason Scott: "Yeah."

Jäger Leyline: Well I thnk I'm going to go see her

Lily: [color=#daffdb]In seconds, she's softly snoring.[/color]

Asmodeus : -He sets up his laptop on the smaller bed.-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh yeah he has that.[/color]

GLaDOS: she's hooked him up with a non-broken relaxation vault. Cryogenics free

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I organically forgot both the fact that he doesn't sleep and that he brought a laptop[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Good job me.[/color]

Muffet: "You do that, dearie. Just don't steal her heart, or her new boyfriend might want it back."

Fellby: "Have fun."

Jason Scott: -Woot.-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Anyway, I'mma sleep[/color]

: ((night))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Gn <3[/color]

Jäger Leyline: (gn

: Lily [Lily] disconnected.

Jäger Leyline: gets up and heads out

Jäger Leyline: see ya

Jäger Leyline: heads to the mayor's place

Jason Scott: "So, not gonna get any younger."

Jason Scott: "Okay well."

Midna: -Surprisingly, she's not in her garden. Looks like the door's unlocked.-

Jason Scott: "I actually don't know that."

GLaDOS: she stands up, looking back. "If you do, I reserve rights for when you grow up again."

Jäger Leyline: peeks in

Jason Scott: "Yes, of course."

GLaDOS: that doesn't even sound like joking flirtatiousness

Gaston Timeline: -There's someone wandering around the floor. It's dark in there.-

GLaDOS: she means that almost entirely seriously

Jason Scott: "We do this shit fast, I can probably get started on the outfit."

Jason Scott: -Oh, he knows.-

GLaDOS: "I've been working the logisrics in my head since you mentioned it."

Jason Scott: "Also, they need to leave a blue streak in the air. However you wanna do that."

Jason Scott: "I haven't."

Jäger Leyline: waits for his eyes to adjust

Jason Scott: -He gives a thumbs up.-

GLaDOS: "Blue portals."

Jason Scott: "Yes."

Gaston Timeline: -Yeah no it's staying dark. But you can see a couple of glowing eyes in the dark.-

Jason Scott: "GLaDOS, I have a science question."

GLaDOS: "Portals tend to leave bits of particle for a few moments after something goes through them. A bullet will likely-yes, what?"

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Jäger Leyline: feels on the wall for a light switch

Jason Scott: "How loud does a sound have to be to be able to physically send them flying backwards?"

: Someone*

: Not them, wat

Fanta: "How'd it go.."

Hywel: -He returns, child in arms.-

GLaDOS: "Jason, we've established that Lucio's gun simply could not work already."

Fanta: "..."

Hywel: "He's apologizing to you."

Fanta: "He is..?"

: https://i.imgur.com/WJjQwPf.jpg

Jason Scott: "Yeah I know."

Jason Scott: "You'd need to have the strength of something number atom bombs."

Hywel: -He nods.-

Hywel: "Dowsnt wanna talk though."

Fanta: "..."

GLaDOS: "Put simply, to thrust somebody else, you'd need to thrust yourself just as far."

Fanta: "I'm sorry, Asriel.."

GLaDOS: "That's dangerous."

Gaston Timeline: -You found it. A dim light goes on, and you see a small, imp-like figure standing in the middle of the floor. He's got curly red hair, and a thousand-yard stare.-

Jason Scott: "Yes, that's true."

Jäger Leyline: hello?

Jason Scott: "Also, you and everybody in the radius would just have their ears explode, right?"

Gaston Timeline: -He blinks, then speaks. "You dare intrude upon our dwelling?"

GLaDOS: "I would be fine."

Endling Asriel: -It's muffled by him shoving his face into the Hywel chest, but it's obviously forgiving.-

Jason Scott: "Yeah but.@

GLaDOS: "Humans would not."

Jason Scott: "Yeah."

Jason Scott: "Now, how would you make Symetra's gun?"

Fanta: gently and hesitantly starts rubbing his ear, ready to stop, she's sniffling a bit

GLaDOS: "Like I said, I already have lasers."

Jäger Leyline: Hey not trying to intrude, I was out for a late night stroll in different cities and ended up here. I'm lost and need some help getting back

GLaDOS: "The design would simply be a tweak to the portal gun."

Jason Scott: "Yeah but these Lasers bend, and also there is the electricity ball thing."

Knots: <...>

Gaston Timeline: -Anoher blink. "Okay." He starts to waddle away, past a strange-looking sword.-

Endling Asriel: -He doesn't object.-

Jäger Leyline: So uh, I'm Jager

GLaDOS: "The big ball could use the a high energy pellet."

Fanta: keeps going then, sitting close to Hywel

Hywel: -He puts the smol down, and lies down. The smol immediately snugs to him.-

Hywel: "I kept him company while you were at work."

GLaDOS: "As for bending...well, we can't hope for total accuracy."

Jason Scott: "That's true."

Gaston Timeline: -He looks over his shoulder. "I don't really care." That sword looks damn touchable.

Jason Scott: "Also I know you have those weird... Zappy balls that bounce around."

: Don't touch mysterious swords

: Aegislash can suck your soul out.

Jäger Leyline: Cool sword

Jäger Leyline: goes over and looks at it

GLaDOS: "Yes. Those are the high energy pellets."

: ((It's gonna collect the heads of your victims))

Jason Scott: "Right."

Fanta: "Alright.."

Gaston Timeline: -The imp just watches Jager examine the sword. It looks like this: https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQqaAS9Ewdxma5oOQtmCIWFRlGN5W6hhs5kcV_6aM1eS8VMHqfZO2Bum5iW -

Fanta: "I'm only there to find Asriel anymore."

Hywel: -He nods, petting EA while he gets comfy situated on Hywel's chest.-

Jäger Leyline: so uh, you mind if I check it out?

Gaston Timeline: "Honestly, he's so apathetic these days... maybe someone new will interest him."

Jäger Leyline: grabs the sword-

Jäger Leyline: waves it around

Fanta: still feeling shitty, leans on Hywel and pets Ea

Hywel: "...We'll find him."

Gaston Timeline: -Suddenly, there is no sword. It's a man in a tight, white bodysuit and a red cape. His skin is grey and his hair is white. He looks over Jager with a sneer, and says one sentence.-

Fanta: "We will"

Fanta: "I promise."

Gaston Timeline: "You're not my master."

: (("Ryuu ga waga-teki wo kuraii"

Gaston Timeline: -And then he's back to the sword.-

Jäger Leyline: just raises his eye brow and looks back at the other person

Jäger Leyline: what was that?

Roses:

Gaston Timeline: -The imp sighs. "Lord Ghirahim." There's a rustling upstairs.-

Jäger Leyline: whats going on upstairs?

: <...> She sweats bullets.

Midna: -She comes down the stairs. "Zant? Who is this?"

: ((This is a stupid question)

: High Priest Laharl [] is now Knots [Knots].

: ((But is she actually sweating bullets))

Gaston Timeline: "You left the door unlocked, Midna."

Knots:

Knots: She trails off.

: ((Because I've never heard that expression))

Midna: "Yes, but who is this?"

Knots: ((Lemme find a pic

Roses:

Jäger Leyline: Names Jager Leyline

Jäger Leyline: wandering around, got lost

Gaston Timeline: "Says his name is -" He cuts himself off with a sigh.

GLaDOS: she takes him off to the lab

Jason Scott: -He does the follow.-

Knots: https://media.tenor.co/images/8d955971eb0036ed14f6546b6100da05/raw

Knots: <...S-Schyro.>

: ((Jesus))

Knots:

: ((That is very coordinated sweat))

: ((It is!))

Midna: -She narrows her eyes.-

Midna: "So you wandered into the mayor's house."

Knots: <...>

Roses:

Midna: -She is noticably not wearing a shirt. However, black patches on her skin cover up anything scandalous.-

Jäger Leyline: I'm out exploring different timelines and I got lost, this was the closes house

Endling Asriel: -He kinda looks at Fanta.-

Midna: -She still looks very suspicious.-

Knots:

Hywel: "...Yeah, yeah. Strong muscly chest isn't as good as hers."

Knots:

Fanta: looks at him, she looks a sad

Endling Asriel: "..."

Roses: <...>

Jäger Leyline: So I take it your the mayor,

Hywel: "Go on, I don't mind."

Fanta: attempts to hug

Endling Asriel: -And he do.-

Jäger Leyline: certianly seem like the right person to pick

Endling Asriel: -Lying his head on her chest.-

Jäger Leyline: has a grin on

Midna: "Yeah, that'd be me." She takes the sword and replaces it, patting it on the pommel. "Spoiled little sword spirit..."

Fanta: hugs him close

Endling Asriel: "...I'm sorry for exploding..."

Jäger Leyline: Yeah hes quite the social butterfly

Jäger Leyline: he born that way or you make him into a sword?

Fanta: "It's ok.."

Midna: "He's been that way for millenia, I think. I dunno, he's way older than I am."

Endling Asriel: -He presses his head into her chest, and is crying a bit.-

Midna: "And before he says anything, I had nothing to do with the fact Zant's ... small."

: Frisky 's connection timed out.

Fanta: well fuck they are just pillows at this point

Endling Asriel: -Yeah, at this point they are.-

Jäger Leyline: So miss Mayor, why are you up so late?

Endling Asriel: -Fanta should wear pillow cases.-

Endling Asriel: -Better yet, she should get a nipple removal.-

Midna: "I'm a twili. We have a penchant for the dark."

Endling Asriel: -Bacause the. You're Twchnically not naked.-

: Technically*

: Then*

Fanta: could always comb her fur over them

Endling Asriel: -No but then it's still naked.-

Fanta: not in street fighter

Endling Asriel: -You can go in public places with no shirt if your nipples aren't there.-

Endling Asriel: -Street fighter is different.-

Fanta: snugs him close

Endling Asriel: "..."

Jäger Leyline: Yeah I can see that, really brings out your eyes

Midna: -Her eyes are red.-

Knots: <...>

Fanta: "I'm so sorry.."

Roses: She's been silently pacing

Endling Asriel: "It's okay..."

Endling Asriel: -He's actually far enough in between there to be touching her actual chest. He is very sad.-

: Frisky [] joined chat.

Midna: "Mmmhmm."

Fanta: holy fuck that hasn't been touched in years

Jäger Leyline: something the matter?

Fanta: pets him gently as she hugs

Midna: "I'm busy."

Knots: She's been staring straight down, ashamed

Jäger Leyline: perhaps I can help, I'm a man of many trades

Roses:

Midna: "Heh, good. You can help me keep track of the visitors."

Jäger Leyline: Anything you help one as lovely as yoursel

Gaston Timeline: -Zant smiles "Hope you like paperwork, goat boy. It's all she does anymore...."

Gaston Timeline: -He floats backwards and down the hall, all while making a low moaning noise.-

Midna: "... Jerk."

Jäger Leyline: he always do that?

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Jäger Leyline: must suck in the sac

Midna: "Yeah, he's... kind of insane."

Knots: <...K-Kill?>

Midna: "W-wait. Me? And ZANT?"

Jäger Leyline: lWhat? No

Knots: She's got a slightly horrified tone to that word.

Gaston Timeline: -Congrats, you got ghirahim to come out of sword form and laugh.-

Jäger Leyline: please, I can tell you wouldn't make a poor descision like that

Gaston Timeline: -Ghirahim's laughing harder.-

Jäger Leyline: just the moaning gives it away for him

Roses:

Midna: "Well, becoming an imp made him lose his genitals."

Midna: "That's what happened to me."

Jäger Leyline: had a normal face on but in his head [God damn it]

Roses:

Fellby: ((for reference: https://secure.static.tumblr.com/0b9638808f9f80d499908da0ff8f472f/f3vk3i8/1qWninjb5/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_9cuffiywtd8o0g4wok048c4k0_640.jpg

Fellby: ((the imp is on the left and midna's current form is on the right

Jäger Leyline: Really? so do you like mind meld or something, done that before

Midna: -She looks confused. "... What?"

Jäger Leyline: (I know, played TP

Jäger Leyline: I take it you don't reproduce like mammal then

Fellby: ((gaston!midna's from a hw timeline, where majora fucced everything because why not

Midna: "..."

Midna: -She just goes upstairs.-

Jäger Leyline: Nope, no you dont

Jäger Leyline: shrugs and follows

Knots: <...>

Knots: She looks away, shaking.

Midna: She walks up to an office, and - holy shit.

Midna: -There's no way she does all this work by herself.-

Jäger Leyline: Damn, you're over worked aren't you?

Midna: "It's an election year, and with the recent invasion..."

Midna: "I've had a lot of people asking to fuse with each other."

Roses: <...>

Jäger Leyline: Election? Invasion? Fuse?

Jäger Leyline: (Shadow moses? METAL GEAR?

Midna: "Shit went down here."

Jäger Leyline: Wait a second

Knots: <...I-I broke my p-promise.>

Knots:

Jäger Leyline: you not secertly an invading alien force that has dominated the local inhabitants here are you -said obviously jokingly-

Roses:

Midna: -She's unamused.-

Knots: <...W-What?>

Jäger Leyline: sorry trying to lighten the mood

Roses:

Midna: "There was an invasion a couple of months ago. Gaster got kidnapped."

Roses:

Jäger Leyline: you have some fun every now and then right?

Jäger Leyline: Gaster? like the guy with MTT?

: Frisky 's connection timed out.

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Midna: "Yeah. Two of our strongest inhabitants fused together, into a creature known as Damascus."

Jäger Leyline: huh

Midna: "Things have just been crazy. Glad I'm stepping down."

Muffet: she looks around the place. "Maybe I should still try my hand at this."

: Frisky [] joined chat.

Fellby: "You think so?"

Knots: <...Y-Yeah...>

Jäger Leyline: end of the term or just retiring?

Knots: The thought of actually killing a man fucking terrifies her.

Jäger Leyline: sits in a chair and spins to look at her

Midna: -She strokes her hair. Is that a bit of grey?-

Knots:

Muffet: "Yes..." she smiles. "And I think I even have an idea. Have you ever seen the jungle book, Cheri?"

Jäger Leyline: Tell you what, when you get free I'll take that somewhere fun -knows better than to point out grey hair on a woman-

Midna: She snorts a little. "I've been seeing someone. I think."

Fellby: "Hm... maybe?"

Fellby: "If you're asking to hypnotize me, the answer is yes."

Jäger Leyline: Oh? I didn't know I was in a competition

Muffet: "Oooh, not now."

Jäger Leyline: So whose the lucky guy

Jäger Leyline: must have done a lot to win your heart

Muffet: "But you have to admit, singing that is going to inevitably be fun."

Midna: She's laughing now. "His name's Jeff, believe it or not. But he's sweet, and he's got soft, kind eyes. Three of them."

Knots: I have way too much fun writing Knots

Jäger Leyline: three eyes you're thing

Jäger Leyline: ?

Muffet: she smiles. "It's technically not sexual in the slightest. And yet I think everyone straight man and gay woman are going to know fuuuull well that it doesn't have to be."

Midna: "Well, no."

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Fellby: grins. "Ooooh, I'm ready."

Jäger Leyline: Good because I didn't want to get a thrid eye surgery

Midna: "But I think i'll stay single for now."

Jäger Leyline: He interested in you?

Jäger Leyline: or just teasing?

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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai guys))

Midna: "Yeah, and I'm interested in him, but I... well. I don't think I should be in a relationship right now."

: My smoke alarm just went off

: The fuck

CryingEevee OOC: ((whoa))

Fellby: ((too much vaping /s

Muffet: she calmly walks herself over signing in her name. She doesn't make eye contact with Linnea. Yet.

CryingEevee OOC: ((make sure there's no fire))

Jäger Leyline: Then why make it such?

Fellby: ((... get out of there if there's no fire

: (( well

: (( my mom was cooking

Midna: "... Emotions are confusing."

Jäger Leyline: nothing wrong in being friends and and still helping each other out from time to time

: (( i'm just like "mom why"

: (( "i was trying to listen to death grips and equip tattoo sleeves"

Midna: "Look.. I think I'm gonna lay down for a while, okay?" She pauses for a moment. "Alone."

: ((Sometimes mothers are just mothers

: ((Can't do much about thar

: ((that*

: (( toomuchvaping.jpg

Muffet: she hops up on the stage, clearing her throat. "Brace yourselves, mes amies."

Jäger Leyline: well alright,

Jäger Leyline: Hope we can talk again

: ((Bloo have you ever actually legit vaped

Midna: -She nods, then heads down the hall.-

Fellby: watches in excitement.

: ((In real life

: (( maybe ))

Jäger Leyline: looks at some of the paperwork to understand it

Midna: -It's stuff about immigration and visitation to the gaston timeline.-

Muffet: no more buildup before she gets riiight into it. Her voice may not technically have much supernatural compulsion on its own, but godDAMN she sings nice.

Jäger Leyline: tries to see if he can file some it

: ((Ah, just did some research

Midna: -notibly, Jager's name is on the visitor list. The ink is fresh.-

Jäger Leyline: Heh

: ((Unless Bloo is doing some illegal stuff they cannot vape because they're sixteen

Midna: -She must have known he was here from the moment he walked in.-

: ((did you not know that

Jäger Leyline: reads his part

Fellby: sways to the beat.

Midna: -It's just physical description stuff. Very accurate.-

: ((Nah I knew that

Jäger Leyline: writes damn handsome in the description part

: ((You couldn't of actually vaped in the first place if you did then your mom would probably not be too happy and would probably ground you

Midna: -She won't appreciate you fooling around with her records.-

: ((Unless your mom vapes

: ((She doesn't fucking ground me, the hell

: ((If so cool

: ((Well how was I supposed to know that))

CryingEevee OOC: ((you know, since bloo's 16. i really wonder why they've made so many jokes about being married to me))

Jäger Leyline: starts filing the papers to make them more orderly, hoping it would help

: (( I can make jokes about anything if you want ))

: ((Maybe Bloo likes to do illegal things

: ((Maybe they're secretly some sort of crime boss

Muffet: she's not really staying modest, either. Hardly poledancing-though, my, if they had one she'd consider it. But about as sexual as you can be without actually taking anything off. She is [i]right[/i] on that threshold of 'we should Prooobably kick her out for this' and 'she's not teeechnically doing anything?'

Fellby: is cheering wildly.

: ((heh))

Muffet: though unless any gay guys are on the security team, they'd have to build up a fair amount of willpower to throw her out anyway

: (( ;] ))

Fellby: would fight them too.

Muffet: she eventually finishes, bowing. "Merci à tous." she says, putting the mic back and sitting back over next to Fellby.

Fellby: kisses her on top of the head. "That was fantastic."

Jäger Leyline: does this for a long time, until its done

Muffet: "My, that song works with a French accent, doesn't it

CryingEevee OOC: ((i forget, who was the coder of cau? i think it was bloo. was it bloo?))

Fellby: "It so does."

: ((I'm not the only one that can code))

: ((Bloo is good with BBcode though

: ((Like

Muffet: she looks at her handiwork. A few people are probably just freaking zonked out. Not actually entranced, but the next best thing. "That was fun. I should do it again sometime."

: ((IIRC they made the half-life symbol in BBcode

: ((aperture

: ((Oh, right

: (( i mean, I can do the lambda symbol

: (( er

: (( black mesa

Fellby: "Man, if we weren't in public, babe..."

: ((You really don't have to

: (( I won't

Jäger Leyline: waits around

Jäger Leyline: Wonder how long she is going to lay fown for

Jäger Leyline: down*

: ((Yeah the Aperture Science logo must of taken a while

Muffet: "I'm probably pushing my luck anyway, Cheri. You can wait until we're home."

: ((No need to make another logo you'll only really use once

: (( It took like

: (( 5 minutes

Fellby: grins, licking his lips.

Muffet: (I figure the black Mesa symbol would be better than the lambda)

: ((Five minutes is a long time

CryingEevee OOC: ((code a bot that makes aesthetic phrases /s))

: ((Like that takes forever

: ((I can code a bot that makes bbcode aesthetic))

: ((Code a Auron x Diane robot /s

: (([i]I could code that too[/i]))

CryingEevee OOC: ((code a bloo simulator /s))

: (([I]You could do all of that[/I]

: (( bloo simulator 2017

Jäger Leyline: gets up after awhile and heads down the hall

: (( it's just macintosh plus 420 looping endlessly

CryingEevee OOC: ((code something that if you give it a picture it automatically aesthetics it in various ways))

: ((Bloo and Swood are our best memers

Muffet: She smiles. "Let's hope the venom works, or I'm going to feel rather bad."

: (( One does not simply take a picture, give it pink tint, and call it aesthetic

Gaston Timeline: -Zant stares at him as he leaves.-

: ((Anyways I gotta go to bed

: ((Gn everybody

: ((gn

: Frisky [] disconnected.

CryingEevee OOC: ((of course not. you give it SEVERAL filters and place a bunch of stuff i would say is random))

Jäger Leyline: what? I filed as much paper work as I could

: (( i have more tricks

Gaston Timeline: "... I just like doing that."

Jäger Leyline: what do you do here?

Muffet: (Why am I imagining Muffet getting super offended at the DMC devil may cry succubus)

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=http://imgur.com/a/QgKNp]really though this is my frame of reference for a e s t h e t i c))

CryingEevee OOC: ((rip))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i failed))

CryingEevee OOC: ((accidently pressed enter))

Muffet: ("THESE GANE DEVELOPERS UNDERSTAND SUCCUBI ABOUT AS WELL AS THEY UNDERSTAND MAKING GOOD REBOOTS")

: (( cstrike succubus.mdl

Gaston Timeline: "I live here."

: (( That fucking image

Muffet: ("WHICH WOULD BE NOT VERY WELL, FOR THE RECORD. THEY UNDERSTAND THEM POORLY.")

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm just, not gonna fix that link))

: (( Just guess what program I use to make aesthetic

Jäger Leyline: is that it? do you help her? or do you leech off of her?

CryingEevee OOC: ((ms paint))

Gaston Timeline: "What can I do? I'm just a little imp."

Knots: http://prntscr.com/ci5vcq SO ISAAC IS LOOKING FINE TODAY

Fellby: nuzzles agaisnt Muffet.

: (( Not MS paint, try again

CryingEevee OOC: ((i see you uninstalled godmode))

Knots: ((Yep

Sage: (Everything is fine)

Knots: ((It was fun but it was laggy as shit and kept crashing

Knots: ((I'll wait till afterbirth

Jäger Leyline: theres a fuck ton of paperwork with your name on it in that room then. Get busy

CryingEevee OOC: ((paint.net? gimp? photoshop? windows movie maker?))

Muffet: she muzzles back, smiling

: (( macromedia flash 5

CryingEevee OOC: ((flash?))

Gaston Timeline: -He heads up stairs, slowly.-

: (( The program is from 2000 and it does a damn good job for what I need

Muffet: Nuzzles*

CryingEevee OOC: ((why though?))

: (( http://i.imgur.com/vpHQ3S4.png

: (( make 90s-2000s aesthetic with programs from the 90s-2000s

Muffet: she looks at ember. Before realizing that doing this with her around might have been a slight mistake.

: (( er, early 2000s

Ember: -She's asleep.-

Jäger Leyline: goes down the hallway and listens in. Trying to see ifbhe can hear anything

Midna: -She is napping, leave her be.-

Knots: ((So first floor

Knots: ((polyphemus

Knots: ((Goat head

Knots: ((GG

Jäger Leyline: goes to the couch and lies down

CryingEevee OOC: ((goat head is great. i'll see if you know what it does though))

Knots: ((WELL I'M GUESSING IT CAUSES DEVIL ROOMS

Knots: ((CAUSE I'M GETTING SHITTONS

CryingEevee OOC: ((yup))

CryingEevee OOC: ((guarantees it))

CryingEevee OOC: ((especially great when you're the character that gets free devil deals))

Muffet: (Angel rooms if you don't ruin your chances)

Jäger Leyline: depsite the lack of gentials, he still wants that rack

CryingEevee OOC: ((eh, angel rooms kinda suck))

Muffet: (but unless you want mega stan)

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: ((hi tem))

Muffet: (I really hope they get some good shit in AB+)

Midna: -Let the lady rest-

CryingEevee OOC: ((you never need to fight mega stan except for godmhead and that's only in AB))

tEmMiE: ((hey hey))

CryingEevee OOC: ((unlocking it by killing mega stan i mean))

Jäger Leyline: is. Went to the couch

CryingEevee OOC: ((well, and everything else))

Muffet: "...Hm. Wonder if I did that. Put less sexually, it wouldn't be the worst lullaby ever."

Fellby: -Aww, Jager, you're gonna make him jealous."

Knots: ((and a bad trip pill healed me earlier

Knots: ((So i'm holding onto one

Jäger Leyline: -Midna has a nice rack and you know it

Knots: ((For a panic button

CryingEevee OOC: ((that happens when it would kill you))

Muffet: "It could actually be genuine, Hm?"

Jäger Leyline: -Fellby has no rack though

CryingEevee OOC: ((it heals you instead))

: so that one snake

: you know, the goat snake

: is sleeping in the bar

Muffet: (there's a reason I call twili midna sexy midna)

Barchar: good for him

Fellby: sighs and scoops his daughter up. "Yeah, it could."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, in afterbirth the circle of protection is okay))

Fellby: could have a nice rack if given a feminine body.

Fellby: -Not saying "genderbent" since he stays male-

tEmMiE: ((feminine is oppinion anyway))

Fellby: -Fine, a body with tits-

tEmMiE: ((imho its mostly about hip movement and attitude))

Muffet: point is his chest has a nice rack waiting for a potion to let it bust outta jail

: "Will this run on my 486" [] is now λ [].

tEmMiE: (( its not hard to be a princess in jail ))

tEmMiE: (( just get on your knees ))

Muffet: she stands up. "I guess after that little showstopper, we shall bid this open mic night adieu." she smiles. "I'm definitely coming back, though. C

CryingEevee OOC: ((okay, the only good angel room items imo are: wafer, circle of protection, all the ones that are unlocked by the lost(except the body because empty vessels ftw), lazarus' rags can be a life saver, sacred heart, holy mantle, crown of light, holy light, the relic, and the habit. which, yeah that's a fair few items, but you also have a high chance of not getting them, and it also means ignoring a devil room))

Knots: ((Guys

Knots: ((I just got Cursed Eye

Jäger Leyline: will stay at Midnas for the night

Knots: ((With Polyphemus

Knots: ((And now i'm firing polyphemus shots in four bursts

Knots: ((This is delicious

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, and the halo))

Fellby: smiles, standing up.

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh yeah, do you know the secret of the bibble, laharl?))

Knots: ((Kils mom

tEmMiE: ((I always seem to arrive in the middle of things. ))

Knots: ((KIlls you during satan

Knots: ((CRICKETS BODY

Knots: ((MY POLYPHEMUS TEARS NOW HAVE SPLASH DAMAGE

Fellby: "Let's go home and have some fun, shall we?"

tEmMiE: ((the Bible is from the future?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah. and during isaac and all other final bosses except maybe hush. and GG))

Muffet: "I think so, yes."

CryingEevee OOC: ((and you unlock the halo form killing mom with the bibble))

tEmMiE: ((is everyone playing BoI?))

Fellby: smiles, heading on home.

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm not, but i may))

Knots: ((What the fuck is teleporting me

Knots: ((When I take damage

Jäger Leyline: dreaming bout those breats

CryingEevee OOC: ((do you have any trinkets?))

tEmMiE: ((never played it. Watched some playthroughs though))

Knots: ((Child's heart

CryingEevee OOC: ((that's not it then))

Muffet: is gonna find out if succubus venom works with no skin to Pierce. Hopefully it does.

CryingEevee OOC: ((what items have you picked up before you started teleporting?))

Knots: It's fucking cursed eye

Fellby: -Well, if he burns it...-

Knots: Cursed eye TPs you if you get hit while chargin it

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh yeah. i never knew that because i never pick it up))

: (( This one fucking video

: (( About a fire ant farm

: (( Keeps popping up in my recommended list

Knots: http://prntscr.com/ci5yqt

Knots: None of these are worth this

CryingEevee OOC: ((there was this one video that followed me around for a while with this picture of a black jigglypuff crying blood. it took a few years for it to stop following me))

CryingEevee OOC: ((gnawed leaf MAYBE))

Fellby: -You know what, Succubus venom does work!-

Muffet: Then they're ace!

Knots: ((Nah, I ain't risking my amazing run

Knots: ((For a fuckin' gnawed leaf

Muffet: To be fair it's about as much magic as it is an actual venom

Fellby: -Oh boy, he's on cloud nine-

Fellby: -It's not even their wedding night and he's a happy man

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Knots: Cricket's head

Knots: Cause I needed more damage

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'mma play some isaac now))

Knots: http://prntscr.com/ci5zac THIS IS FAIR

: (( I think I'm going to do some other things

CryingEevee OOC: ((now even if you don't know who these are, who should i play as? arac, bridget, drake, xaphan, the soul, christopher, destiny, adra, consivil, the sacred, ot locket))

: λ [] is now λFK [].

CryingEevee OOC: ((*or locket))

Knots: ((Arac because that fucker gives me seizures

CryingEevee OOC: ((playin as the spider dude then))

Knots: ((-One shots greed-

Knots: ((-Gets a tears up pill-

Knots: -Contract from below gives Two tears up pills

Muffet: Barchar bd Jager are gonna be flooded with pictures of fellby looking zoned out

Fanta: ((Started with dead sea scrolls

CryingEevee OOC: ((may the odds EVER be in your favor))

Knots: Blue cap

Knots: BEcause I need more power

Fellby: -His tongue's lolling out, he just looks like a mess.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((1-up))

Knots: 99 coins

Muffet: -she debates sending the trigger with the album, but after Barchar she'd...rather not. That could get messy.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((remember to donate to your local shop!))

Fellby: -what is the trigger btw-

Muffet: -I'm thinking-

Knots: Mom's heart just got fucking raked apart

Knots: ((Chest

Knots: ((or the devil deal that leads to another chute

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh hey, it's hold R to restart))

Knots: ((Chest

Knots: ((Devil chute

Knots: ((Chest

Knots: ((Devil chute

Fanta: ((Devil chute

Muffet: -Something in French, definitely. Even with the idea of it needing a cadence, that's just a useful secondary method of encryption. And making sure it doesn't happen on accident

CryingEevee OOC: ((have you unlocked chest yet?))

Knots: Nope

CryingEevee OOC: ((because if not... devil shute))

Knots: ((Fuck it, i'm going down to south park, gonna have myself a time

Knots: ((Unlocked Eden

Knots: ((Thats nice

CryingEevee OOC: ((have fun in sheol!))

Muffet: (eden is fun)

Knots: ((HELLO SHEOL CITY, WHERE THE UPGDRADES ARE GOOD AND THE ENEMIES ARE SHITTY

Muffet: (basically, usually sheol has nice unlocks but once you've been there never go back)

CryingEevee OOC: ((i almost never go to sheol. i always go up))

Muffet: (just...not worth it dude, chest is waaay more fun)

Fanta: ((That eden token was shit

Fanta: ((Redoing

Fanta: ((I have toothpicks

Fellby: -I almost want it to be themed, but nah-

Fellby: -That'd be too obvious-

Fanta: ((A book with 7 on it

CryingEevee OOC: ((spawns pickups))

CryingEevee OOC: ((not worth your time))

CryingEevee OOC: ((unless you have no space))

: [tem]'s connection timed out.

Knots: ((What the fuck

Knots: ((Okay, so

Knots: ((I got hit by one of the fallen's shots

Knots: ((I had four hearts

Knots: ((And then I died instantly

CryingEevee OOC: ((from?))

Knots: ((Fallen

Fanta: ((Roid rage

Fellby: -I'm thinking... saleté?-

Fellby: -It means dirt.-

Knots: ((What

Fanta: ((I'm doing a run

Muffet: -That'll do-

Muffet: -I was having trouble finding something I liked that wasn't too close to its English version-

Knots: ((>Eden Tokens

Knots: ((Imma try it

Muffet: - I liked 'fan the flames' but the French translation was way too on the nose-

CryingEevee OOC: ((you get eden tokens form beating mom's heart))

Knots: ((The fuck are these starting items

Muffet: (Gl hope your first eden run isn't bullshit)

Knots: ((Hook worm

Knots: ((Detonator

CryingEevee OOC: ((eden is random!))

Muffet: (W)

Knots: ((Two spirit hearts

CryingEevee OOC: ((have fun!))

Muffet: (Eden has random starting everything)

Knots: ((Luck foot

Knots: ((This is shitty

Muffet: (Yeah, gambit you run playing them)

CryingEevee OOC: ((guppy's head or how to jump w/o flight))

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh d00d i got infamy))

Muffet: is having a really fucking hard time not saying it, but she stays strong. She hated people using it against Barchar, but goddammit age is not gonna let her Cheri go through that too

Knots: ((D10.

Knots: ((Or Hour To Jump

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'mma stick with guppy's head))

Fellby: will appreciate that in the morning.

Muffet: She* why do you do this to me mobile

Fellby: ((EEE

Fellby: ((crush sent me a pic with his shirt off

Fanta: ((gg

CryingEevee OOC: ((inb4 it means he wasn't wearing a shirt when he sent the picture and it's actually just a random picture))

Fanta: ((Maw of the void

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url]))

Muffet: (MOVING UP CHIME)

Fellby: ((I think our feelings are mutual!

CryingEevee OOC: ((hmm... do i want flies as well as spiders, or to be able to draw tarot cards...))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'll take tarot cards))

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Fellby: ((me, trying to get crush to go to bed: GO TO SLEEP YOU MEME

: [tem] [tEmMiE] disconnected.

: Knots [Knots] disconnected.

CryingEevee OOC: ((sooo... apparently the cops are gonna come because of my brother?))

Fellby: ((Uh oh

: (( lol fucking rip

: λFK [] is now λ [].

Muffet: (https://www.reddit.com/r/CardsAgainstUndertale/comments/4bjx6h/_/d1aurqy no she doesn't five months ago me that's not how her powers work)

: (( 5 fucking months

Muffet: (Ever since her inception I've just been slowly nerfing Barchar)

: (( Wew lad

: (( You know that one Asriel

: (( The one with the leather jacket

Muffet: (I KNOW RIGHT SHE'S ALMOST OLD ENOUGH FOR THAT POST TO BE ARCHIVED)

: (( Always sat in the corner of the bar

Muffet: (Yyyyuuupp)

Muffet: (Forgotten Asriel)

: λ [] is now 👌 [].

Muffet: (Barchar's first friend)

Muffet: (Who she then replaced with surreal later cause Pfff)

: (( Makes me wonder if he's dead or moved on with life

Muffet: (You implied dead iirc?)

: (( eh

Fellby: (you know i'm scrolling through the subreddit

: (( sure

Muffet: (Remember when I called you mytbm'n)

Fellby: ((and someone reported ultima's thread

Muffet: (And was like "What the fuck who's bloo)

Fellby: ((for "flogging up the subreddit"

Muffet: (Well that's bullshit)

: (( 8 months

: (( This year has gone so fast. So far

Muffet: (I didn't think I'd been here for 5 months honestly)

CryingEevee OOC: https://www.reddit.com/r/CardsAgainstUndertale/comments/52p594/should_i_come_back_to_cau/d7ncrho

: Welp

Muffet: (wait, 8 months is how long I've been here)

Muffet: (wow)

: (( I joined in january

Fellby: ((i've been here for...ten

: (( my first actual like

Fellby: ((if we go by waht the subreddit says

Muffet: (I mean I was out for about 2 of those I think)

Muffet: (well that was when the introduction thread was started)

Fanta: ((I've been since november

: (( I like how my internet went out for two days after i joined

Muffet: (Its weird, I feel like half of you are super close friends but I've barely known you that long)

Fellby: ((... i just realized saleté is pronounced kind of like "salty"

CryingEevee OOC: ((i've been around for at least 9 months. gone for some of those))

Fellby: ((it's like

Fellby: ((sal-tea

: (( i was probably one of those anons expected to leave and never come back after an hour

CryingEevee OOC: ((please dispose of broken hearts))

Muffet: (Fellby is salty apparently)

: (( saltby

CryingEevee OOC: ((actually, i may have neeb aaround 10 months))

Muffet: (So if the foursome were the crystal gems we know who he'd be)

CryingEevee OOC: ((9 ot 10))

Muffet: (Actually that's a surprisingly easy mash. Muffet as amethyst, Jager as garnet, Fellby as porl and brabcrab as Steven)

: (( This song is really good but the fact that it was used in GTA 5 makes me like it a bit less

Muffet: (With Schyro as lapis, maybe scummy as Jasper due to both being pretty definitive villains (So far at least for Jasper, I doubt perversion is redeemable at all) and..)

Muffet: (I guess there's really nobody for peri)

Muffet: (I'm looking through the introduction thread and God I do not recognize these people at all)

Muffet: (who tf is landshark)

Fanta: ((I am having the best run ever

Fanta: ((And I'm listening to watsky

Fanta: ((Coincidence?

Fanta: ((I think NOT

: (( http://i.imgur.com/QRMkzsk.png

Muffet: (Jesus christ laharl wrote himself a damn paragraph)

Fellby: ((i like how back then i was pretty much like "uuuuuh this is gaster, he is void dad"

Muffet: (But now)

Muffet: (He's void [i]dad[/i] )

: (( i could aesthetic the fuck out of this. should i http://i.imgur.com/FSFy6fR.png

Barchar: (He's thirsty for MORE KIDS)

CryingEevee OOC: ((unfortunately for void father, the alien kid faded from existence, but he WILL find another one for his collection, he swears it!))

Gaster: (*standing in gaston, giving a speech* "you're all gathered here today because you are my children

Gaster: (("yes that means all of you"

Muffet: ("I'M SORRY I COULDN'T HAVE BEEN A BETTER DAUGHTER TO YOU")

Muffet: (I'm now imagining the original plan for charaster ending with Muffet just fucking having a new dad in her head)

Fellby: ((dad jokes for eternity

Muffet: (Instead if a rapey guy in her head)

Muffrisk: ("YES I KNOW YOU'RE DAD GOD BLOODY DAMMIT")

Muffrisk: ("I'm scared")

Fanta: ((Sheol or cathedral

Fellby: (("HI SCARED"

Muffet: (Charaster: "Hi scared, I'm a registered sex offender" )

Fellby: (("I'M DAD"

CryingEevee OOC: ((cathedral))

Muffet: (Cathedral)

Fanta: ((K

Muffrisk: ("Dude")

Fellby: (( 6 months later i realize my missed potential for this line http://prntscr.com/ci6a42

CryingEevee OOC: ((you know what? maybe after CaUtale 2 we can do something with my SV au... if people are interested that is))

: http://boogie80.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/wireless_2600_ad.jpg

Fellby: ((I could have said "no i'm fucking muffet"

Muffet: (You know what can you link me to that log chime)

Fanta: ((Holy fuck laharl wasn't kidding

: (( Holy shit

Fanta: ((Watsky made an entire song on whether or not sucking a dick makes you gay

Fellby: ((https://msparp.com/cardsagainstundertale/log/2016-04-24

: (( This looks way better than I thought it would http://i.imgur.com/pNwVhBX.png

Fellby: ((the great thing about msparp logs is you can jump to a certain day

Muffet: (You doubted him)

Muffet: (I forgot that UF!Mettaton gave off steam when he was happy)

Fellby: ((... Me too

Muffet: (>mbm calls herself a bug fairy)

Muffet: (Hell no she'd be, like, bug/dark. Maybe fairy/dark)

Fanta: ((That run was nuts

Fanta: ((I two shotted isaac

Muffet: (ALSO YOU IMPLIED SCUMSTER VORED FELLBY CHIME WHAT THE FUCK)

Muffet: (JESUS)

Fellby: ((YEAH I DID

Muffet: (I FORGOT ABOUT THAT)

CryingEevee OOC: ((i've gotta end this run. my damage is WAYYY too low. it took me forever to kill mom and it lives))

Fellby: ((Slarv said "make him more sinister"

Fellby: ((so i did

Fanta: ((I did?

Fellby: ((yeah, i think a couple days before scumster died you said something about it being too soon to kill the villain

Fellby: ((and that we didn't really know why he was bad

Muffet: (Remember when Muffet HADN'T almost died of alcohol poisoning and so she freely kept drugged wine cause it was 'good shit' )

Muffet: (Patridge farm remembers)

Fanta: ((Ohhh yeah

Fellby: ((remember when fellby almost FUCKING DIED

Muffet: (Pepperidge* I didn't remember that at all)

Muffet: (ironically)

Fanta: ((I remember that

: (( "This is an ARG" http://i.imgur.com/9dajrQF.png

Muffet: (You know, I actually really liked the thing I had with mk. I just ran put of things to do with him.)

Muffet: (And sadly adding fresh didn't help)

Muffet: (They're two characters I loved playing that I wish I could bring back, but ugh)

: (( 16 november 2004 is a very special date

: (( in reality, that is

Muffet: (mmn)

Fellby: ((man

Fellby: ((i just came across what i thought was gonna be some of the last words i was gonna type as fellby

Fellby: (("We.... we're gonna be okay. Thanks."

: (( ha

Muffet: #13 Wandering Frisk: yeah half expect her to drain me of my blood #8 Mk: "I don't think spiders do that."

Muffet: (I was NOT ready for the reveal with Muffet, hot damn)

: (( I remember that moment Juan was praised as the best OC

: (( >Trying to kill Shoe

Fellby: ((UF!Mettaton: ((imagine a handheld fellby though. thats cute

Fellby: ((never change mv

Fellby: ((never change

: ((i used to write "He kinda, just, sits"

: ((now it bugs the shit out of me when I read back on when I did that

Fanta: ((Who done it

Fanta: ((Who killed shojo

Muffet: (WHERE we're you when shojo was kill)

Fanta: ((They picked up the phone

Fanta: ((They told me

Fanta: (('Shojo is kil'

Fanta: (("No"

Muffet: MB!SwapMuffet: "He is a-Excusez mon français-fucking asshole."

Muffet: That line is pretty fucking good

Fellby: ((oh yes i found chime's 2am attempts at submitting a paper

Fellby: ((... i almost put a fanfiction in

: ((oh my fucking god

Muffet: Oh boi

CryingEevee OOC: ((excuse?))

Fellby: ((i almost put a fanfic in the plagirism detector

CryingEevee OOC: ((...huh))

Muffet: #8 Barchar: (I'm going to regret typing this) #7 Asriel_Dreemurr: ((Oh god)) #8 * Bar!Chara "Why can't I be that candy cane?" she mutters 13:24:33 #5 Kalyke: (( OH bby )) #7 * Asriel_Dreemurr can't hear this I assume. #8 Barchar: (YUP I REGRETTED IT)

Muffet: Remember when Barchar was even thirstier for the gote dick

Fellby: ((Yes

Fellby: ((gotta love CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

: (( Asriel circlejerk ))

Muffet: Now she's only thirsty for one gote dick instead of all of them

Muffet: And it's a low key thirst

Fellby: ((http://prntscr.com/ci6g7n

Muffet: Barchar: (a Canada cane apologizes for being too minty)

: (( I never forgot that

: (( "You've come to the right goat"

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Muffet: #8 Barchar: (if barchar got in a relationship with all the asriels) #8 Barchar: (she'd have a barcharem)

Muffet: My pun Gane was on fucking point that day

: >gane

: lmao

: i'm gonna go now

Muffet: Kbye

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Fellby: ((I'm gonna go to bed too.

Fanta: ((Bringing shoeta into /r/undertale

Fellby: ((gn flame

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Muffet: Night chime

Fanta: ((Guys guys

Fanta: ((This scott pilgrim rper

Fanta: ((Just found discord

Fanta: ((And went on the /r/undertale roleplay ic

Knots: ((Thats almost as deep

Knots: ((As Miyu owning a reddit account

Knots: ((That I haven't checked in like a month shit

Muffet: Lilith: -looks at the TV- Who's watching porn? Barchar: "Me, in my head."

Jäger Leyline: (Just watched a SJW that made me hate them

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Jäger Leyline: (Rawr

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Jäger Leyline: (Rawr

: ((Hello))

Jäger Leyline: (heu

: ((RAWR XD Nuzzles u xdddddd)

Jäger Leyline: (no

Jäger Leyline: (dont be Bio

Jäger Leyline: ((now go take ur shower

: ((Haha fuck you I took one last night))

: ((And then slept in for 25 minutes))

Jäger Leyline: (((well then I guess we.have ourself a stand pff

: ((Pff))

Jäger Leyline: ((-tumbleweed rolls by-))

Jäger Leyline: (PUFflF

Jäger Leyline: (PUFF

: ((See if I tried to quickly draw and shoot))

: ((There would probably be a bullet in my foot))

Jäger Leyline: ((thats because you had your finger on the trigger when you.drew the gun

: ((Yeah, that would be the issue))

Jäger Leyline: (and you started to pull it to tke out the slack

: ((Luckily, I've never been shot))

: ((Yet))

Jäger Leyline: (but must semis have a 6 to 8 lb trigger

Jäger Leyline: (nor havr I

Jäger Leyline: most*

Jäger Leyline: (people used to do that back when most semi autos were double action/single action hammer fired since the first trigger pull was long and heavy

Jäger Leyline: (now that many semis are striker fire. those who transitioned made a few accisental discharges

Jäger Leyline: (wwhy glock leg is a thing

Jäger Leyline: dv-he in bar-

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Döven [Döven ].

Asmodeus : -He walks in, and takes a seat.-

Döven : is at le bar

Döven : ....

Asmodeus : "Hello."

Döven : What?

Asmodeus : "Just saying hello, Doven. That's a normal thing."

Döven : Yeah sure whatver hi

Asmodeus : "What brings you here?"

Döven : Looking for Father

Döven : Its time to train

Asmodeus : "Hmm. Haven't seen him, think he went somewhere after the open mic night."

Döven : likely to commit daebachury

Döven : debauchery*

Asmodeus : -He shrugs.-

Asmodeus : "Only got me."

Döven : I have the wooden dummies at home to practicrom

Döven : on*

Asmodeus : "Okay, why aren't you then?"

Döven : (have you ever meet cat has no concern or interest in you even if you pet it?

: ((Does it biting the shit out of me count?))

Döven : I just told hou why I was here

Döven : (I said no interest

: ((Nope))

Döven : ((doesnt even look or sniff you

: ((One of my cats purrs and likes it))

: ((The other bites me))

Döven : ((you need to break the biter

: ((He's getting better))

Döven : (coddle it.like a baby

: ((Oh he hates that shit))

: ((He's starting to like pets. He was fairly young before))

Döven : ((grab ths back of its scruff on the neck when he bite amd tap the nose

: ((the ones that likes pets is old and is an outdoor cat until he wants to come back inside))

: ((This is a flawless system))

: ((But he keeps killing small animals and leaving their heads in out front lawn))

Döven : (its an offering

Döven : (meanz he loves you

: ((I know))

: ((Kinda gross though))

Döven : (I trained all four of my cats to be lovable and allow belly rubs

Döven : (females are the hardest

Döven : leaves and returns home

Asmodeus : -Welp.-

: ((My cat recently got a tapeworm))

Döven : -doesny like him whadya expect?

Döven : ew

Döven : (that sucks

: ((Only found out recently, he was getting along))

: Skinny*

: ((And then a segment was left on my bed))

Döven : (gross

Döven : barges into the houze loudly

Döven : (I miss havin cats

Azalea: -She notices, but doesn't question it.-

: ((My fat lazy cat always wants to go out side))

: ((And then darts back in right after))

Loni Leyline: I cant believe hes my nephew

Asmodeus : "Yeah?"

: Aza -Sher

: Her/8

: Oh my god

Döven : (fail

Loni Leyline: hasnt really said much to us. wont even say Hello

Loni Leyline: Hes kind of scary

Azalea: -She shrugs.-

Azalea: "A bit."

Loni Leyline: have you seen a 10 year like that before?

Azalea: "Never."

Azalea: "Well... I mean, maybe Hywel, but even he likes to talk and have fun a lot."

Loni Leyline: should we say hi?

Azalea: "Do you want to?@

Loni Leyline: do you?

Azalea: "I don't care either way."

Loni Leyline: well what do you want to do?

Azalea: "I'm asking you."

Loni Leyline: well Im asking you

Azalea: "I asked you first."

Loni Leyline: Im cuter

Azalea: "That's true but doesn't help your argument."

Azalea: -Quick kiss.-

Loni Leyline: Age before beauty

Azalea: "We are both 15."

Loni Leyline: you turned 15 first

Azalea: "Yes."

Azalea: "As the older one I choose you make the desicion."

Loni Leyline: so youre older

Loni Leyline: nooooo thats not fair

Azalea: "It's completely fair."

Döven : enters

Döven : you two are really loud

Azalea: "Oh hey look our choice was made for us."

Azalea: "Hello, Doven."

Döven : What did you want of me?

Azalea: "To say hello."

Loni Leyline: yeah hi

Döven : ....Hi

Döven : now what?

Loni Leyline: .....

Azalea: "Dunno."

Döven : do you two lesbians?

Döven : so*

Azalea: "Yes."

Döven : alright

Döven : .....

Azalea: "You bored?"

Döven : obviously

Azalea: "Wanna do something?"

Döven : why not

Azalea: "Loni and I are expert weebs, gamers, and cuddlers."

Loni Leyline: youre no weeb

Azalea: "Loni."

Loni Leyline: youre not

Azalea: "i can't tell if this is meant as a tease or as a compliment, honestly."

Döven : what is a weeb

Azalea: "We both like anime, I'm more saying it as a joke."

Döven : what is anime?

Azalea: "Get over here, sit down, and get comfy."

Döven : does so

Azalea: -She gets next to him, and puts some anime on.-

Loni Leyline: -sits next to him also

Loni Leyline: whaddya pick bff?

Azalea: "I dunno, just put on the disc that was in already. What were we watching?"

Loni Leyline: but I switched it out last night after you fell

Loni Leyline: !

Azalea: "What?"

Loni Leyline: -runs over and pulls out the disc, blushing madly

Loni Leyline: nothing!

Azalea: "Ooohh."

Azalea: "...Right."

Döven : .....

Azalea: -She blushes too.-

Loni Leyline: -puts in Cowboy Bebop

Loni Leyline: better -sits down-

Azalea: -She leans on Doven.-

Döven : shrugs off the moment she does

Döven : whay do you think youre doing?

Azalea: "Leaning on you."

Döven : why?

Azalea: "Why not?"

Azalea: -She then hugs him.-

Döven : Get off me! -breaks the hug

Azalea: "Well damn."

Azalea: "Just was being nice, geez."

Döven : ....

Döven : goes back to watching

Azalea: -She tries a hug again.-

Döven : grabs her hand twists it-

Azalea: "Ach!"

Azalea: "Hey!"

Döven : I said dont

Döven : lets her go

Azalea: "No, you didn't actually!"

Azalea: "I thought you just didn't know what I was doing, sheesh..."

Döven : If I didnt like it the first why, why would I the 2nd?

Loni Leyline: Doven please Azalea is really nice

Azalea: "I thought you just didn't know I was hugging you."

Döven : Ill live without hugs

Azalea: "...Alright."

Döven : watches in silence

Loni Leyline: -eatches in glee

Azalea: -As does she.-

: -it finishez-

Loni Leyline: so whatcha thibk? awesome right?

Azalea: "Right?"

Döven : ehh

Azalea: "You know it was awesome."

Döven : the fighting was okay

Döven : but he has far too mamy openings

Döven : I could have taken him out

Azalea: "Just a tv show though."

Döven : ....yeah

Döven : ...now what?

Azalea: "I dunno. We can watch the next episode."

Döven : sure why not

Azalea: "Ao you are enjoying it, huh?"

Azalea: -She puts the next episode on.-

Döven : better than listening to asmo

Azalea: "Wow, rude."

Azalea: "Behind his back."

Döven : whateber

Azalea: "He's a cool dude."

Döven : whose that other kid that lives here?

Azalea: "...Asriel, I think."

Döven : whats his deal?

Azalea: "Lost his bf, I think."

Döven : really?

Azalea: "To some corporation. Hywel is helping him feel better."

Döven : heh

Döven : he a slave now?

Azalea: "Apprently it's painful."

Azalea: "He's being tested on. It's not funny."

Azalea: "..."

Döven : shurgs

Döven : he should go get him

Azalea: "He can't."

Döven : why not?

Azalea: "First off, he can't get in there, second, he's eleven."

Azalea: "Fanta works there, she's looking for him."

Döven : so? Im 10

Azalea: "You're different."

Döven : Yeah I got make excuses

Döven : dont make*

Azalea: "That's because you're kinda weird."

Döven : no Im strong

Azalea: "Ten year olds aren't usually like you, Doven."

Azalea: "You're the odd one out."

Döven : too much coddling

Azalea: "You need to loosen up."

Döven : (playing xcom 2. got mods that give me S76 Tracer Tali and Wrex from Ow and ME

Döven : seems to go slightly limp and then readjusts and the sound of cracking is heard

Döven : there

Azalea: -She chuckles.-

Azalea: "Not what I meant."

Döven : loosened up

Döven : ....

Azalea: "I meant you're a stick in the mud."

Döven : I was hid in the mud with a sharpened stick when I was hunting a deer

Azalea: "No, you're being a butt, and you should stop and be more laid back."

Loni Leyline: shes all about the butt

Azalea: "Yeah, but not when you're being one."

Döven : whatever

Azalea: "Come on, you gonna stop being a butt?"

Döven : y

Döven : why?

Azalea: "Beeecaauussee."

Döven : dont see a good reason

Azalea: "Cause it's annoying.@

Döven : you gonna stop me?

Azalea: "I'll kick you out of our room if it gets that bad."

Döven : ....so what else do you do in here?

Azalea: "Play games, talk."

Azalea: "Some other stuff."

Loni Leyline: put her face in my chest

Azalea: -She blushes.-

Azalea: "Looni."

Döven : ....

Döven : not doing thay

Azalea: "Didn't think you'd want to."

Loni Leyline: how about the game world?

Azalea: "Ohhh, that."

Döven : what?

Azalea: "You get to play any video game in real life there."

Döven : ...hmm

Döven : alright then

Azalea: "Wanna do it?"

Döven : sure why not

Azalea: -She nods, booting up the game.-

Loni Leyline: -runs on in,

Azalea: -She follows.-

Döven : follows to

Loni Leyline: -in the big room- so whatcha want to play

Azalea: "Anything you want."

Loni Leyline: batman?8

Azalea: -She shrugs.-

Loni Leyline: you can be batgirl and Ill be Catwoman

Azalea: "Yeah."

Azalea: "I guess Doven would be robin."

Döven : who?

Azalea: "Batman's sidekick."

: -everyone becomes their respective character

Azalea: "Do I look good?"

Loni Leyline: hot as always

Döven : I look like an idiot

Azalea: -They do the thing cause gtg.-

Döven : (k

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Döven : (mornin

Muffet: (Mornin)

: Master Baker Muffet The Succubus [Muffet] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].

Jäger Leyline: -isn't back from Minda's yet

Döven : but guess what MUTHAFUCKER?

Döven : enters the bar

Barchar: "Hi doven."

Döven : Hello there BC

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Döven : Grandfather sent me a message, said you should have shown up to the open mic'

Barchar: "...Oh, really?"

Fanta: ((Chiaki's fate is confirmed

Döven : said Father is quite the singer

Fanta: ((The ep's not out in na yet

Barchar: (rip in ship)

Fanta: ((But she live

Barchar: (Oshit)

Barchar: "I believe it."

Fanta: ((To become a mass murderee

Barchar: (Okay not ideal, BUT SHE LIVE)

Fanta: (Yesss

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Döven : said he saw him in perdson

Döven : person*

Barchar: (I CANT BELIEVE THAT MIRROR B AND METTATON HAD A GODDAMN DANCE OFF THIS IS AMAZING)

Barchar: "Mmmn." she said, looking up at the cieling

Barchar: ...she suddenly felt slightly worried that Jager wasn't back yet

Döven : Something the matter? feeling worried?

Barchar: "About what?"

Barchar: "I don't have much to be worried about."

Döven : oh its just that Father isn't back

Döven : and usually he checks in with his sister

Döven : but theres nothing from him yet

Barchar: "Oh, he probably had to kick some other people's asses, or snuck his way into somebody's pants. He'll be back."

Döven : You seem unworried about him

Barchar: "He's tough. I shouldn't freak out over one day."

Barchar: "He doesn't have to come here every waking second of his life."

Döven : Do you know why Grandfather made a son instead of a clone?

Barchar: "I don't know why he does half the bullshit he does."

Barchar: "Insanity has been a nice goto."

Döven : Look at his previous designs

Döven : the clone fish

Döven : what is wrong with them?

Barchar: "Nothing to me. But continue."

Döven : Nothing?

Döven : Perhaps you do not quite remember who Junko and Jeska were

Barchar: "Yes, yes, you're going to find fault in them having previously been killing machines, followed by them not being that anymore."

Barchar: "That is not a bad thing to me."

Döven : No it was that they were mentally unstable

Döven : Jukon was prone to snapping and murdering on a whim

Döven : Jeska was dependent on another and breaks down with loss

Barchar: "...Oh."

Döven : Clones are usually unstable beings

Barchar: attempts to avoid thinking about how that sounds a little familiar.

Döven : and they only live half that of a normal monster

Döven : where as I and a full person

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Barchar: "Oookay then. Thanks for the science lesson."

Döven : I don't suffer from medical issues, mental or physical

Döven : Hmph, for someone who hates Grandfather you sure are disinterested in learning about him, no wonder why he runs circles around you

Barchar: wishes she could say "blatantly false, you're fucking bonkers". But she does not

Barchar: "I don't wanna learn his fucking secrets. I want him dead."

Barchar: "I don't need blackmail. I don't need to know what he's doing. I just want him to die."

Döven : Well at the rate you're going -looks at his watch- that'll never happen

Döven : if you want to kill your enemy you should know everything about them

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Fanta: ((U found the dance off

Barchar: "This isn't war. It's barely above a spat."

Döven : guess he spat all over you

Barchar: "I don't need to know his mothers' maiden name to fire a laser at him."

Barchar: (I did)

Döven : Well you do need to know that using lasers on him wont work

Barchar: "Dammit!"

Döven : You're bumbling around in the dark

Barchar: "Gonna...need to work on my neck snapping, I guess..."

Döven : Yeah his body is no longer phsyical

Döven : You really suck at this

Döven : ((was the bat credit card that really bad in the Joe Shoemaker movie?

Barchar: "I can touch him. *

Döven : oh?

Barchar: "Though...i guess that doesn't mean I can hurt him normally."

Döven : walks over and tries to snap her neck

Roses: "I'm gonna light another kid on fire later, try not to kill this one."

Barchar: she tries to whap him in the face, before turning it back with a Crack. "Yes, yes, I was getting TH- CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING,?"

Döven : takes a step back

Döven : Oh? who might this be?

Fanta: wasn't paying attention, woops

Fanta: ignore that

Döven : ((DD?

Döven : ignore that then, he looks at BC, "so that will be just as effective against him"

Döven : So you should have a better plan

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Döven : Or well dont

Döven : I mean, what would I know, its not like I ever fought him before

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Barchar: She sighs. "...Question. Why are you even bothering to help me? Wouldn't you be just as happy to let him destroy me while I uselessly flail around?"

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Döven : shrugs

Döven : maybe I am, maybe I'm not

Döven : See ya around

Barchar: "Ugh." she rubs her temples. "You clearly got something from granddad."

Barchar: "Yeah. See you."

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Döven : leaves. Flipping the bird at BC as he does

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Barchar: "Rude."

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Fanta: ((Hiya

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Fanta: ((ayiH

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Knots: Hya

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Erron: ((WELL IT'S SURE BEEN A WHILE!

Barchar: (Hi Erron)

Erron: ((hey

Barchar: ghost girl on the couch

Erron: *The anydoor opens... [url=http://i.imgur.com/vlw5yRF.png]Three figures walk in[/url]*

Erron: H-Holy shit... We made it!

Barchar: "Hi."

Erron: Hey!

Erron: It's been a while.

Barchar: "A bit." she shrugs

Runner: Got killed again

Jamie (Judas): ...

Muffet: is a succubus and about to marry Fellby

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Knots: She kinda, fades in in the corner of the bar.

Erron: ((hey bread/

Barchar: "You look very...uh."

Knots: "A-Awkwaaaaard...."

Barchar: "Post apocalyptic?"

: ((Hey Erron))

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: ((Been a while))

Fellby: ((wow today's just a great day

Erron: So... the team had a falling out... we ended up trying to kill eachother. Poor Jamie here lost his arm and an eye.

Fellby: ((erron's back, undertale's birthday is today, my makeup was on point, i got a present from my crush

Barchar: "Oh."

Barchar: "Wow."

Erron: ((And I got a coke today.

Knots: "..." She taps the table. Practically feeding off the awkwardness of this conversation.

Barchar: is intentionally trying to NOT get pissed off at Knots being here

Barchar: that is, quite literally, exactly what she wants

: ((Today has been indifferent from the last, other than it being UT's birthday and Ereon coming back.))

Erron: And the base exploded.

Erron: So... yeah.

Knots: ((Eyebrows on fleek /s

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Asmodeus : -He walks in.-

Barchar: "Oops."

Fellby: ((i have no idea how to do eyebrows

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Knots: She takes one look at Asmodeus.

Knots: And promptly starts fading out.

Knots: Noooope.

Asmodeus : -He takes a look back.-

Asmodeus : "...Hmm. I guess she doesn't like me all that much."

Jamie (Judas): *he whispers to Erron* I'm gonna go sit down... *He then sits in a booth*

: ((I don't get why they can't make friends. Does it literally remove sustenance?))

Barchar: She shrugs. "Hi Asmo."

Knots: ((Making peace literally starves them out

Barchar: (Basically, yeah)

: ((well then))

Knots: ((Plus, if you're friends with someone you can't make them uneasy

: ((But they know of timelines))

Knots: In a way, Asmo is the anti-knots.

: ((There's probably a timeline that is literally just uneasy people))

Knots: ((The bar is their biggest source of food yet, they don't want to leave.

Fellby: ((dude why don't they head to an OFF timeline

Asmodeus : "Hey, mom."

Erron: ... *he sits at the bar, and RoboFrisk follows*

Fellby: ((elsens literally get so nervous they explode

Knots: ((Uhhh...guess that haven't found it

Fellby: ((... you know what that's probably why they don't go there

Knots: ((Plus, Knots would feel so fucking guilty after the first time she accidently burnt an elsen

: ((Kek))

Knots: She's still here, she's just gone completely invisible.

Knots: She's avoiding Asmo like the goddamn plague.

Fellby: ((plus, there's purification to worry about

Asmodeus : -He takes a seat on the couch.-

Asmodeus : "What's her deal?"

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Knots: ((Knots' combat effectiveness is basically 'big axe'

Knots: ((Thats it

Barchar: "She feeds off of negativity."

Barchar: "Literally."

Asmodeus : "Oh. Hmm."

: ((Why can't they just like))

Barchar: "Oh, and she's still here. Just avoiding you. I can hear you, darling."

: ((Go anywhere in public))

Knots: And yes, technically she could order a cup of negativity from the vending machine.

Gaster: ((why don't they open a haunted house

: ((Why don't they do scare prank videos?))

Knots: ((Implying that they haven't pulled the haunted house trick several times

: ((Then they have income and food))

Knots: ((They can't good food over the internet

: ((No, what I said was scare prank))

: ((You literally scare a real person and put it online))

Gaster: ((GHOST PRANK (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL)

: ((Like the shoot your best friend prank))

Knots: ((The big thing is that they starve after a day

Knots: ((They've basically constantly be trying to get food

Barchar: (CONVINCE OVERLY PROTECTIVE GHOST GIRL YOU'RE IN DNAGER PRANK (GONE WRONG) (ALMOST GOT RE-KILLED!!!))

Erron: ((imo a cup of negativity is the real way to start the day.

Knots: ((She could order a cup of pure negativity

Knots: ((Buuuuut that's not fun

Knots: ((The vending machine blips in and out of existense as is convienent

Knots: "..."

Gaster: ((you know, that could literally be the vending machine's deal

: ((Does too much negativity make her high))

: ((Real question))

Gaster: ((it pops into existance when it's plot-convenient

Knots: ((No but it makes her full

Barchar: Barcp-241 or whatever

Knots: ((If she fucking breaks a man she could probably go a day without food

Barchar: it is not 241

Jamie (Judas): *he looks at the poncho around his Right Arm... or lack thereof* -Sigh- What am I gonna tell Lilith?

Barchar: 241 is a cookboook

Barchar: "How much is she gonna care?"

Gaster: wanders in.

Jamie (Judas): I don't know.

Knots: She stays silent in her chair.

Knots: IF she stays quiet, Asmo won't come over and literally kill her.

: ((So))

: ((Can they just rack up negativity for like a year and make friends?))

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Knots: ((They starve really fast

Knots: ((TECHNICALLY they could if they fucking put six timelines in an insane asylum

Erron: ((Or they could listen to Moonlight Sonata. That song is the saddest shit.

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Knots: [url=http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=kT3OQwyvKmk#OG_Maco_-_U_Guessed_It_(Official_Video)]They could just blare this in a dark room[/url]

Erron: ((yes

: ((What if))

Barchar: play Billie Jean and watch as Barchar gives them enough negativity to last the week

: ((What if they just stuck by a person who is literally always uneasy))

Knots: ((Why do you think they stalk Schyro around

Knots: ((He radiates food

: ((Also seems like an insane asylum would be a buffet))

: ((Also is the unease like, literally a substance to them?))

Knots: ((If you're asking if it can be put in a fucking cup of coffee

Knots: ((No

: ((So they just take it in))

Erron: ((giggity))

Knots: ((Yeah, it works better if it's directed at them

: ((They should open a haunted house))

Knots: Knots actually leaves for a second, coming back with what looks like a CD player.

Knots: Which she makes visible and leaves it on a bar table.

Erron: The hell is this?

Knots: Go on motherfucker, press play.

Erron: ...

Asmodeus : "Are you going to play music, Knots?"

Erron: *He presses play*

Knots: "..."

Knots: Billie Jean echoes through the bar, and Knots promptly goes fully invisible and scatters.

Erron: oh.

Asmodeus : "...Hmm. Not bad."

Gaster: looks over at Barchar, mouthing the word "sorry"

Asmodeus : -Wasn't here for the Billie Jeaning.-

Barchar: her eyes widen

Barchar: she grits her teeth

Knots: That's enough for knots.

Erron: ...what... Is this just Michael Jackson?

Knots: Don't have to shout, just gotta feel unfathomable rage.

Gaster: "Barchar, ah... she had a very bad experience with this song."

Barchar: [sub]"She's just a girl that..."[/sub] she dashes at the jukebox. "CLAIMS THAT I AM THE ONE"

Erron: ...oh

Asmodeus : "..."

Gaster: -That's a funny way of saying "She had to listen to it for weeks on end." Gaster-

Barchar: "BUT THE KID IS NOT MY FUCKING GODDAMN SHUT THE HELL UP BASTARD ASSCUNT DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE"

Asmodeus : -He goes over and presses the stop button.-

Barchar: she stops immediately

Barchar: "...What've I misseD?"

Jamie (Judas): *this guy has the most confused face ever* And people called me the angry one!

Knots: Once she's full, she shows mercy and swaps it to [url=http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=xKLRGJYna-8#Watsky-_Ninjas_in_Paris]this, it doesn't stop at asmodeus' attempts.[/url]

Erron: Jamie, don't be a dick.

Asmodeus : "Hmm."

Barchar: (did)

Asmodeus : "Is this okay?"

Barchar: (did we waste the entire undertale Q&A on making all the undertale characters answer one fucking question)

Barchar: (that)

Barchar: (is fucking amazing)

Barchar: (goddammit Toby)

Gaster: ((either that or he planned that out

Erron: ((I don't know if Toby was serious about the questions or not.

Gaster: ((It's interesting to learn that Papyrus has never tasted his own spaghetti

Barchar: (Also Catty is ghey)

Barchar: (Or wait)

Barchar: (is the alligator Bratty)

Erron: ((Yeah

Gaster: ((catty is the cat

Barchar: (Okay I forgot if they weren't switched because jokes)

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Erron: ((It's also weird to know that Papyrus likes oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.

Barchar: (How is that weird that shit is the bomb)

Erron: ((Okay, maybe not weird...

Erron: ((but Unexpected.

Gaster: ((for all we know papyrus could take a bite of his spaghetti and go "WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE"

Erron: ((I want someone to make that comic.

Gaster: ((or he'd lie and say "IT... IT'S GOOD"

Erron: ((maybe.

Knots: She idly drops a can of soda at a table.

Knots: [Don't open until Roses is here please it's a present] - Knots

Erron: ...

Barchar: (Papyrus: "MY WHOLE LIFE I HAVE BEEN LIVING A LIE")

Gaster: ((Papyrus: "CREATED BY MYSELF"

Barchar: let me guess, about to fucking blow up in your face

Barchar: (Papyrus: "WHY DO BAD THIGNS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE")

Knots: It says 'Melon Soda'

Gaster: stares at the soda. His finger twitches. He's tempted.

Knots: It's a pink and black can, and the label on it is clearly fake.

Knots: Do you reaaaaallllly wanna try this shit.

Barchar: "Gaster no."

Gaster: -Not really. But the big "don't open" sign makes it a forbidden fruit.-

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Erron: ...I'm tempted.

Barchar: (Hyper mentioned tulpas on the 23rd of March)

Barchar: (I think that was the beginning of a snowball for us)

Erron: (23?

Erron: (IT'S SOMBRA!

Barchar: (BY THE GODS)

Barchar: (SOMBRA IS REAPER')

Barchar: (REAPER'S TULPA)

Asmodeus : "I could go open it in a safe place."

Knots: O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O:O

Barchar: "Just don't."

Barchar: "Just."

Barchar: "Don't."

Knots: BC can see that it's not an explosive or anything.

Gaster: growls, clenches his fist, then turns and goes to the bar. "Get me a soda, grillbz."

Knots: I mean, it's a wierd pink and black liquid, but it looks non-murderous.

Erron: ...It's the sign that makes me want it.

Barchar: "Look, the soda inside it is pink and black."

: ((ON THE TOPIC OF SOMBRA))

Barchar: "It must be absolutely disgusting."

Barchar: "It physically can't be worth it."

Erron: I guess.

Knots: ((MTT busts in

Knots: (("HEARD YOU TALKING SHIT"

: ((41.85%))

Erron: ((I know

Erron: ((This ARG is getting stale.

Barchar: (It got stale when it was a timer to a timer)

Knots: ((Surprise motherfucker Sombra's running it on a dell

: ((>implying it wasn't already))

Barchar: (now we just have to wait for like another bloody month)

Knots: ((And it just got a BSOD while at 99%]

Barchar: (it was A-OK until this bullshit)

Erron: ((Well, It was cool at first.

: ((But now it's stale))

Knots: The soda can sits there.

Erron: ((I didn't mind the ARG before the timer. Now it's all bullshit.

: ((Gonna be rotten by the time the timer ends))

Erron: ((SOMBRA BETTER BE MY WAIFU BE THE END OF THIS.

Barchar: (Basically if the timer doesn't fucking release Sombra immediaely)

Knots: Gaster recieves whatever the opposite of Soda is at the bar.

Barchar: (we are FUCKED)

: ((If sombra isn't a sombrero wearing backstabbing invis-watching hero))

Knots: ((Shit I want a sombrero hat for the spy now

Erron: ((Plot Twist: Sombra is secretly Snake.

Erron: ((METAL GEAAAAAAAAR

: ((SNAAAAAKE))

: ((Meanwhile))

: ((D. Va has the worlds worst legendary))

Barchar: (what)

Erron: ((But, It's hip to fuck B(ees).va

Knots: http://aimturein.deviantart.com/art/They-posed-dramatically-634438826

: ((The emote))

: ((Shouldn't be))

: ((Legendary))

Barchar: (THAT EMOTE IS THE FUCKING BEST)

Knots: ((What emote

: ((NO ITS NOT))

: ((JUNKRAT'S IS))

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: ((EVEN SYMETRA'S IS BETER TOO))

Barchar: (IS JUNKRAT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES)

Barchar: (NO)

Erron: ((McCree needs better Emotes.

Barchar: (IS SYMMETRA PLAYING VIDEO GAMES)

Barchar: (NO)

Barchar: (D.VA IS)

: ((FLAME))

Fanta: ((Oh heya erron

Erron: ((I want him to take out a giant clock and yell "IT'S HIGH TIME TO STOP"

Erron: ((oh hai

: ((IT'S A SHITTY VERSION OF GALAGA))

: ((AND IT DOESNT EVEN HAVE ENEMIES))

Barchar: (WHAT'S YOUR POINT)

: ((AND IT'S BRANDED BY HER))

: ((SHE BRANDED A GAME))

Erron: ((She should've been playing Overwatch

: ((WITH NO CONTENT))

Knots: OH MY FUCKING GOD

Barchar: (THAT'S BECAUSE D.VA IS [S]A KINKY MOTHERFUCKER[/S] FAMOUS)

Knots: IT'S DORITOS AND MOUNTAIN DEW

: ((ALSO, FUCKING BOOT LEG CHINEESE MOUNTAIN DEW AND DORITOS))

Knots: GREMIN DVA IS FUCKING CANON

Erron: ((I KNOW!

Barchar: ALSO YES SHE HAS MOUNTAIN DEW AND DORITOS

Barchar: WHICH WOULD BE WORTH THE EMOTE ANYWAY

: ((I AM NOT SURE WHY BLIZZARD DIDNT JUST ASK THE LAYS COMPANY))

: (("Hey can we featur your pro-"))

Erron: ((I still want that "It's High Time To Stop" emote.

: (("YES."))

Knots: ((Guys help

Erron: ((?

: ((What))

Fanta: ((What

Knots: ((They've figured out the one way to get me to watch a full youtube ad with the skip ad button

Knots: ((They fucking put Lilypichu in it and made her talk about video games

Gaster: sighs and sips his grape juice.

DamnDude: [[ Oh no ]]

Knots: ((Lilypichu is legit making me want to try LoL now

Erron: ((OH that one

DamnDude: [[ Oh no ]]

: ((Oh no))

Erron: ((Yeah, she made it sound cool.

: ((Don't listen to her))

Erron: ((Even though I hate RTS games

Knots: But

Knots: She's Lilypichu

Barchar: (who tf is lilypichu)

: ((Laharl))

: ((LoL is really big right now))

DamnDude: [[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkDMz2ml0gw ]]

: ((But in reality))

Knots: ((BUT SHE'S LILYPICHU

: ((Fuck LoL))

: ((LAHARL))

: ((DO YOU WANT TF2 TO DIE))

: ((BECAUSE THIS IS THE SHIT THAT CAUSES IT TO))

Knots: [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYunbzVUzs0]IT'S LILYPICHU THO[/url]

Erron: ((Still waiting for the map where everything is distorted parts of the other maps. It'll be called "Sombra's Realm"

Gaster: takes something out of his pocket and fiddles with it.

: ((No, Erron))

: ((The map would be))

Knots: [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVqvSYFN9XQ]SERIOUSLY IT'S LILYPICHU HOW DO YOU DENY THIS VOICE[/url]

Erron: ((Laharl jeez

: ((Payload, except, whenever you cap, you have to wait))

: ((And wait))

: ;(and wait))

: ((And then et to pushing again))

Erron: ((and then you wait

Erron: ((and wait

: ((Also her voice is kinda annoying))

: ((Eventually you get to the end))

: ((And realize))

: (("This wasn't worth it, sombra isn't even good"))

Gaster: -Looks like a die.-

: ((Like what happened with Ana))

Asmodeus : "..."

Knots: "..."

Erron: ((I like ana though

Asmodeus : "Knots, are you still here?"

: ((No but))

: ((Her ult is amazing))

: ((She isn't that good otherwise, compared to other supports))

Fanta: ((Wait there was a ut qna

Knots: "..." She stays silent.

Erron: ((Well yeah.

Knots: Fuck this, she's going home.

Knots: She leaves.

: ((Lucio Mercy/Zenyatta meta atm))

: ((Lucio and*

: ((Mercy for better heals and potg))

Gaster: -click click click-

: ((And zen for damage))

Asmodeus : "...?"

Knots:

: ((Inb4 it's one of those snake in a can toys))

: ((I know it's a soda can but still.))

: ((Also is it a soda of missing textures))

: ((Does it make the person miss their textures))

Fanta: ((Welp.

Fanta: ((That kinda sucked

Fanta: ((It was funny

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Knots: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NXrTujMP50

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Fanta: is off trying to find smol

Fanta: went to sleep with ea yesterday

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Fanta: ((I hope the qna isn't an indication of the comic, because it would be nice for there to be actual story going on in that :p

Hywel: -He is taking care of smol.-

Hywel: -Other smol.-

Fanta: [I got fired]

Endling Asriel: -This smol.-

Hywel: [Great.]

Fanta: [Fuck]

Hywel: [Im not telling Asriel yet.]

Knots: Hey

Knots: Anything important happening tonight?

Knots: Or can we do SCPokemon/

Knots: Shit wait it's thursday, are those PMD days?

Gaster: -Not really. Don't really have a plan for the Undertale birthday.-

Knots: Okay I need someone to spot an anime for me

Fanta: I have plenty of scps to fight :3

Knots: It's got this fucking purple-haired girl with a green dress that walks around with a flute

: -A Toriel walks in, wearing a party hat.-

Fanta: Plus I've got the factory and soon the battle dreamscape

: -She blows a birthday horn, and then walks out.-

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: ((Happy birthday UT))

Erron: ...

: ((I took the affirmative to celebrate appropriately))

Fanta: ((For UT's birthday I can add scp-7777-j

Gaster: "Well, that was something."

Corsiva: -She wanders in, holding a cake.-

Knots: She's already GTFO'd back to the void due to Asmo

Knots: And I have nothing to RP, soooo i'm gonna go through my character roster

Asmodeus : -Asmo the knots repellant.-

Erron: ((Laharl its Non Non Biyori

Erron: ((Thats the anime with flute girl

Knots: ((Erron you're a god

Erron: ((I searched up "Anime Flute Girl"

Erron: ((now I'm a god

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Gaster: ((A S C E N D

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Corsiva: -She slides the cake on the table.-

Erron: ((F L U T E

: ((Oh yay I feel like shit suddenly and almost passed out))

Erron: ((oh, sorry

Asmodeus : "...What is being celebrated?"

Fanta: Maybe IC this is like, the anniversary of the barrier breaking

Erron: Oh yeah... that.

Erron: ()

Fanta: did not say that

Fanta: that was ooc

Gaster: "Oh, corsiva, what's this for?"

Corsiva: "It's something I made, Papa!"

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Gaster: "What for?"

Corsiva: "I just wanted to."

DamnDude: [[ BTW Erron, a lot of people use either a mix or the traditional MSparp style, just to make sure there's no confusion ]]

Erron: ((wut

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Gaster: ((some of us use quotation marks

Erron: ((oh

DamnDude: [[ Basically ]]

Asmodeus : "Is she your daughter?"

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DamnDude: [[ You don't have to do it, as there's no style rules, but I want to make sure you know that ahead of time ]]

Gaster: "Yeah, she is."

Erron: ((ok

: Success

Asmodeus : "Ah. It's nice to meet you."

Asmodeus : -He talks with a pleasant smile.-

DamnDude: [[ Hell, I use these instead of parenthesis. Anarchy to style ]]

Corsiva: "Nice to meet you!" She extends a hand.

Asmodeus : -He goes for a nice, firm, but gentle handshake.-

Erron: ((I was worried untill I read "handshake"

Corsiva: -ZAP-

Erron: ((I keep having to check steam messages and it's distracting

Asmodeus : -Is it a joy buzzer.-

Corsiva: -She giggles.-

Corsiva: -It's her, she's got electricity powers.-

Asmodeus : -He chuckles a bit.-

Asmodeus : "Couldn't really feel it, but nice try."

Corsiva: -She pouts.-

Jamie (Judas): *he passes out in a booth* Z Z Z...

Asmodeus : "Hey, it's because I can't feel it, not because you can't do it."

Corsiva: -No answer except for a kid going to a chair and pouting.-

Asmodeus : -His sense of feel is get primitive. Can't feel pain, nor pleasure. Just... Touch, warm, or cold.-

Asmodeus : "...Did I upset you?"

Gaster: "Well, uh... enough of that corsiva. Let's cut the cake, shall we?"

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Asmodeus : "Looks tasty."

Corsiva: -She seems to light up instantly. "Of course!"-

Asmodeus : -Also, can't really eat, either.-

Gaster: cuts the cake, and takes a bite. And then...

Asmodeus : -Theoretically he could,but it would be a huge waste of his time, and energy.-

: ((Gaster explodes))

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Erron: ((*implodes

Gaster: "This is good, corsiva!"

: ((yee haw

Gaster: -It really is better than her previous attempts.-

: ((*Turns into a black hole and sucks the entire timeline into it))

Asmodeus : -He nods.-

: ((hello CK))

: ((Or swood))

: ((Or whatever tf you wanna be called))

: ((hi

: ((I don't know anymore))

Gaster: "You're certainly getting better, my dear."

Fanta: [I got shot]

Hywel: [What?]

Fanta: [They shot me in the ass]

Hywel: -He gets up, and goes to get his weapons.-

Fanta: [And threw me out]

Hywel: [You're lucky that probably won't be fatal unless you bleed out.]

Hywel: [Whwre are you, I'm armed.]

Fanta: [Trying to get home]

Fanta: [This path is bullshit]

Hywel: [Did you stop the bleeding?]

: ((thats what they gut fot -butt-ing in like that

Fanta: [No]

Hywel: [Being shot us- seriously?]

: ((thats what they get for -butt-ing in like that*

Fanta: [It was literally about two minutes ago]

Hywel: [Okay, you're going to start feeling dizzy if you don't stop it]

Hywel: [Stop the bleeding.]

Fanta: [How]

Hywel: [Also other side effect: you'll die.]

Hywel: [Take off your shirt, wrap it tightly around it. If you have duct tape, use that, to keep it in it's place.]

Hywel: [Does it hurt? You don't seem panicked at all.]

Fanta: [Ok, I'm in the woods, just past the anydoor]

Fanta: [It hurts a lot]

Hywel: [I'll bring some supplies, hang on...]

Hywel: -He puts some weapons away, and then gets a first aid kit, heading to the anydoor.-

Fanta: didn't feel like texting 'oh god the pain'

Hywel: [Alright, I'm coming.]

Hywel: -Yeah, but "This path is bullshit" is not a "Please, I need help"-

Knots: X-Ray vision, 9 Lives

Knots: And Scapular

Knots: On the second floor

Fanta: shirtless fant is lying on the ground with a bloody shirt wrapped around the ass

: ((Scap))

: ((Scapular))

Knots: ((Yeah?

Hywel: -He kneels over her, and applies anesthetics, and bandage.-

Fanta: "H-hey"

: ((It))

Knots: ((Where the fuck

: ((It gives you one spirit heart))

Knots: ((Asm I getting spirit hearts from

: ((If you have half a heart left))

: ((Once per room))

Knots: ((...I have nine lives

Knots: ((Holy shit

Knots: ((Thats good

Hywel: "Yeah."

: ((Scapular))

: ((Is terrible version of the Polaroid))

Fanta: winces when he touches it

Hywel: "This is not how I imagined I'd be grabbing your ass tonight."

DamnDude: [[ Debatable ]]

: ((No))

Fanta: "H-heh.."

: ((Polaroid also always procs with half spirit hearts))

Fanta: looks like hywel has to wait a little longer for the fucc

: ((Scapular is once per room))

Knots: ((I've got nine lives so i'll probly be getting half a heart a lot

Hywel: "I was gonna suggest we do the dirty tonight, too... Oh well."

Knots: ((little Chubby

DamnDude: [[ Considering you're guaranteed to get polaroid, it's more so that it can save runs early on and get you another polaroid proc ]]

Fanta: "Would have been fun.."

Fanta: "Fuck this hurts"

Hywel: -He also cleaned the wound. And, uh... In fortunately for Fanta he had to do a bit of picking lead out of her ass.-

Fanta: oboi

Hywel: -With tweezers.-

Fanta: that was very unpleasant

DamnDude: [[ So saying it's a 'terrible polaroid' when that's not it's real purpose is a terrible comparison. ]]

Knots: ((Liberty Cap?

Knots: ((I don't think this was worth two keys

Fanta: the thought crosses her mind that this is just another hole

Fanta: but it quickly passes

DamnDude: [[ Random chance to get a mushroom effect for a room ]]

: ((Liberty cap can reveal the whole floor if you're lucky))

: ((Iirc))

Fanta: "T-thanks"

DamnDude: [[ Yeah but the mushroom effect thing is more important to me ]]

Hywel: -He finishes, and covers it all up, carefully.-

DamnDude: [[ Also it only reveals what a compass can reveal ]]

Hywel: -Gives a nice grab of the non-shot side.-

Hywel: "Let's get inside, shall we?"

Fanta: "Yeah"

Fanta: starts to get up, wobbly

: ((Yeah, getting an extra heart, cause of the big odd mushroom is a thing, right))

: ((Kinda like the strength card))

DamnDude: [[ That only existed in flash I believ ]]

: ((Damn))

: ((Wait no it just gives the mushroom's effect))

: ((So I think its should, unless the wiki lies))

Hywel: -He helps her walk.-

Fanta: walks in

: ((By the way))

: ((Heard about the thing with Samsung phones exploding, right))

Erron: ((Didn't know Junkrat made phones.

: ((I find it funny that right when Apple announces their phone there has to be a mass recall on the s4))

Erron: ((badumtss

: ((Like, Samsung is fucked for this year))

Fanta: ((Chiaki's true fate has been revealed

: ((Does she become a terrorist))

Erron: ((It wasn't even the phone itself. It was the battery.

Fanta: ((The episode aint out in na yet, so I don't know the details

Fanta: ((But yes

: ((Does she want to tho))

: ((Or like brainwashed))

Hywel: -He follows.-

Hywel: -Well, you get my point. He's with her.-

Fanta: ((Idk

Fanta: ((THIS WAS THE BIRTHDAY PRESENT THE ANIME TEAM GAVE HIM http://i.imgur.com/cGLvLps.jpg

Fanta: ((THE CREATOR OF DR

Gaster: ((THAT'S FUCKED UP, I LOVE IT

: ((Well then))

Gaster: ((also i got my daily job app done

Gaster: is happily sitting there, eating cake.

Asmodeus : -He is happily watching them be happy.-

Fanta: ((https://i.imgur.com/oQ5uIDi.jpg "this anime is a thank you to danganronpa fans"

: ((Why OW))

: ((Why won't you let me past 2500))

Erron: gets up and walks to Jamie. "Hey Kid... Get up."

Jamie (Judas): ...?

Erron: Let's go. We got another mission.

Fanta: ((Wait apparently she is dead

Fanta: ((But everyone on /r/danganronpa says she got brainwashed

Jamie (Judas): *he gets up and follows Erron and RoboFrisk out*

Gaster: "Oh, see you Erron."

Erron: Bye

Gaster: -He takes note of Jamie's missing arm.-

Asmodeus : "Goodbye."

Erron: ((I'm gonna go get some lunch

Gaster: -Boy, it's nice knowing how to make a prosthetic-

Erron: ((so see you guys in a bit

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Fanta: ((Yep chiaki 100% dead

Fanta: ((Ripperino

Gaster: ((Rip chara's waifu

Gaster: ((rip yuri flower occurance

Fanta: ((Rip, not because she died, but because it was really predictable

Fanta: ((I was hoping they'd go with terrorist waifu to throw people off

: ((F

Fanta: ((F

Gaster: ((*sad violins play*

Fanta: ((At least aoi's fine

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Knots: http://prntscr.com/cigmhf Fucks this room

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DamnDude: [[ Super Secret ]]

Knots: ((Guppy's Tail

Knots: ((Thats two Guppy items

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Knots: ((INFAMY

Knots: ((WOO

DamnDude: [[ BTW I gotta go for a bit, I was out taking care of some things for my parents and I'm not done yet ]]

Gaster: ((okay

Gaster: ((time for some out-of-context, old cau http://prntscr.com/cigplc

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Gaster: ((http://prntscr.com/cigq05

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: (('Ello!

Barchar: ()

Barchar: (Hi frisk)

Barchar: (y)

: ((I was about to correct you on that, but then you corrected yourself))

Barchar: (well that greeting was a shitshow)

: ((-applauds-

: ((Eh, I don't mind

Knots: http://prntscr.com/cigsg0

: ((Greetings are greetings

Gaster: ((hey you two

Knots: ((Wait I just got guppy's collar too

Barchar: ghost girl still chillin

Gaster: has cake.

Corsiva: -She brought it in.-

Barchar: ooh

Barchar: she has a piece, why not

Knots: Okay what the shit

Knots: I have 10 extra lives

Knots: And I never got to use one

Knots: Whatever, atleast I get to see the chesty thing now

Barchar: huh

Asmodeus : -He watches.-

Barchar: dude, not dying is not a bad thing

Gaster: -The cake is delicious. It's corsiva's best attempt at baking yet.-

Knots: Rubber pill thing

Knots: K

Knots: Rubber Cement

Barchar: "Damn, she did GOOD with this one."

: ((That is a fun, good in some situations item))

Knots: http://prntscr.com/ciguw4

Knots: Okay what the fuck Eden

: ((Having range makes it pretty good))

Barchar: (Rubber cement is best with piercing)

Knots: Why can't you ever not have soul hearts

Gaster: I know, right?

: ((Or any laser))

Barchar: "I'm impressed."

Gaster: "I am too."

Gaster: "She's really improving!"

Barchar: (I think that if you stay close to a wall with azazel, rubber cement will make the rebound a regular brimstone? I might be pulling that out of my ass though)

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: ((Hi, Swood

Gaster: ((me, 7 months ago: Gaster: ((alright fine it's canon he fisted grillby

: ((hi

Muffet: she walks in, whistling. "Hello, Gaster. Hello, la mignonne."

Barchar: "Hey, muffet."

Barchar: ('he' who)

Gaster: "Hello, Muffet."

Knots: A slice of cake kinda.

Knots: Dissapears.

Gaster: (("he" being gaster.

Barchar: (Oh, right)

Barchar: (Grillster)

Knots: Two slices, actually. She took one for Roses.

Barchar: (that thing)

Asmodeus : "Hello, Muffet."

Gaster: ((because frisky made an ooc comment that was supposed to be about gaster grilling fish

Muffet: "Oh, hello to you too. I didn't see you."

Gaster: ((but misspelled fish as fist

Asmodeus : "It's alright."

Barchar: (hot)

Gaster: ((and it all went downhill from there

Barchar: (as in, flaming hot)

Barchar: (CAUSE HE'S A FIRE)

: ((how would you do that without your hand melting

Barchar: (By being a skeleton)

Gaster: ((determination

: ((Grillbz can control the heat of his ass

: ((So you don't die when fisting

: ((Getting third-degree burns is pretty bad

Fellby: -Anyway, speaking of fisting, here's Fellby-

Fellby: "Hey everyone."

Barchar: she smiles. "Hi, Fellby."

Gaster: "Do you guys want some cake?"

Knots: The cake is missing two slices, and the soda is still sitting on a table to the side.

Fellby: "Well, sure!"

Asmodeus : "Hello, Fellby."

Knots: https://gfycat.com/PotableThinHarpyeagle

Barchar: "Don't drink the soda."

Barchar: "It's just...eugh."

Muffet: "Ooookay, then." she walked over, getting a piece of cake herself. "Oh, this is quite good."

Asmodeus : "Remind me, when exactly is the wedding again?"

Fellby: "Mmh. Three days."

Muffet: "Eighteenth."

Asmodeus : "Okay, thank you."

Asmodeus : -He kinda has a lightly upset look on his face. He can't taste the cake.-

Asmodeus : -And now really wants to after how many compliments it got.-

Barchar: she knows that feel

Gaster: looks over. "Is something the matter, Asmo? Do you have a food allergy?"

Asmodeus : "...Can't eat."

Barchar: "More of a food inability."

Asmodeus : "Well... Can't taste."

Gaster: "Oh, and here we are, eating delicious cake."

Asmodeus : "I could make a makeshift digestives system if I really wanted to waste my time."

Asmodeus : "..."

Asmodeus : "Yes."

Fellby: "I mean, what I've got in me is pretty simple."

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Erron: ((back

Fellby: "It goes in, it burns, it comes out."

: ((Oh hey))

: ((It's a wild Erron

Erron: ((Hoi

Muffet: "The taste buds would, I assume, be the main issue."

: ((Weeeelcome baaaaack

Erron: ((Thanks

: ((hi

Asmodeus : "There is no point in food for me."

Gaster: nods. "So, you're like a Gem then."

Barchar: "No, but it's good."

Asmodeus : "Me?"

Barchar: "I mean, I feel like the closer comparison would be me."

Barchar: "Considering."

Asmodeus : "Well, not sure what a gem is."

Asmodeus : "But, I in theory could replicate tastes I've had before, if I could remember them."

: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.

Gaster: "I could get you an anatomy book if you want."

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Asmodeus : "You can describe taste aaallll you want."

Asmodeus : "I won't be able to replicate it."

Gaster: "Well... some taste is good, some taste is bad."

Asmodeus : "It's like describing sound the the deaf and color to the blind."

: https://youtu.be/TowRCGDH37w

Gaster: is kind of glad he doesn't have to get a book from Anatomy. He'd have to sit through an hour of flexing.

Barchar: (Gaster: "I GET IT, YOU HAVE MUSCLES")

Barchar: (Anatomy: [i]"But do you???"[/i])

Gaster: ((anatomy: *flexes so hard a book falls from above* here you go

Muffet: she sits down, folding one leg over the other. "I don't know how you two handle not having everything."

Barchar: "Ignorance, mostly, I figure."

Fanta: Gonna pass out

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Barchar: (kbye slrav)

Gaster: ((wheee i love this spinny thing my crush got me

Erron: walks back into the bar talking into a phone. Jamie follows shortly. "[sub]Mission Complete...[/sub]" He hangs up.

: Frisky 's connection timed out.

Gaster: "I remember not being able to interact with people, back when I first fell."

Gaster: He sighs.

Barchar: "Yeah."

Barchar: "Iiiiit sucks."

Gaster: "I could listen, but... do nothing."

Gaster: "I watched as...."

Asmodeus : "I have all those books online anyways."

Gaster: -He grips his fork.-

Gaster: "N-nevermind."

Barchar: she walks over, patting his shoulder

Gaster: "It's okay, Barchar. It's not the most... pleasant memory, but."

Barchar: "Hey. I can relate."

Gaster: He smiles. "I've got other children to take care of now."

Barchar: she smirks. "Sorry. Don't wanna take up your time."

Gaster: snickers, then reaches out to pinch Barchar's chee.

Gaster: *cheek

Asmodeus : "Hmm."

Asmodeus : "I won't ask questions. Seems like a sensitive topic."

Gaster: "It happened a while ago."

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Barchar: "Like, before I was born."

Barchar: "Notably."

Gaster: ((oh shoot my brother is facetiming us

: ((you can see Sterling in the background

: ((https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSsB9VsVPSf9uHcXCwwyCDo3hNabLLj7AcAWnbYFy4n--gR2x-y

Barchar: "...Hm. Kinda wonder what would have happened if we met while we were both...like we were."

Barchar: (Sterling: "WHAT ARE YOU LITTLE BITCHES DOIN IN MAH CAVE")

Knots: She's...back.

Knots: See, they may be ghost twins that survive off unease, but they've got a weakness. Both of them love sweets.

Knots: And uh, there was cake.

Knots: She's sitll invisible.

Barchar: she ignores Knots. She knows she's there. But she ignores her

Asmodeus : "Hmm."

: ((Oh yeah, that reminds me that PMD is today

: ((Huh

Barchar: (Yeah)

: ((This week went by fast

Barchar: (I'm surprised you forgot, you seem pretty excited about this'un)

Jamie (Judas): *he looks at his phone... waiting for another bounty to pop up* ...

: ((I'm just tired rn, I'm resting and eating snacks and shit

Gaster: loos at Jamie, wondering if it'd be awkward to talk about the arm.

: ((And that excitememt is sparked up now too

: ((excitememe.

: ((excitement*

Jamie (Judas): ...oh shit... ERRON!

Erron: What!?

Jamie (Judas): New pokemon were just announced.

Erron: ...

Barchar: "Oh, cool."

: ((Jamie: Tits McGee, the Porn Pokémon! Erron: Yeesh, Game Freak's really running out of ideas lately..

Barchar: the'd be on like gen X

Erron: ((*Slow Clap*

Asmodeus : "Hmm."

Gaster: "Oh, really?"

Erron: What's the Fire starter?

Jamie (Judas): Another Fire/Fighting.

Erron: Damnit

Barchar: "Goddammit."

Gaster: decides to play with his fidget cube. "Typical. I'd prefer a fire steel."

Barchar: oh cool those things look neat

Knots: "..." In her opinion, heatran is bad enough.

: http://www.serebii.net/smanime.jpg

Barchar: I definitely want one, I'm a compulsive fiddler

: ((By the way it's not a fire fighting

: ((It's fire dark IIRC

Barchar: (Despite looking like one, it's fire/dark)

Barchar: (AND I STILL DON'T LIKEIT)

Erron: I want a Fire/Ice... That sounds awesome.

Barchar: (FECKIN DICK GLAMES)

Erron: ((I know.

Fellby: (( :)

Muffet: (NOT EVEN THE HOT KID)

Muffet: (KIND* KIND* GFD)

Fellby: ((i know what starter fellby's getting

: ((I mean there's also the theory that there's two final evos for the starters but

: ((Eh

Barchar: (Wait where the hell did that come form)

Erron: ((Swol Mosquito tho

Barchar: (I like the idea but wat)

: ((YouTube

Barchar: (No, as in, what makes people think that)

: ((Rockruff's evolution IIRC

: ((One based on day

: ((One based on night

Barchar: (mmn)

Barchar: (It seems an odd thing to assume that just because one random pokemon has two different ones that the starters will)

Erron: ((But... Swol Mosquito

: ((The CC article from a few months ago also said Rockruff and the starters had something in common

Barchar: (hm)

Barchar: (That actually is something then)

Barchar: (But we'll seeeee)

Barchar: (hopefully the secondary litten is less dick flame-y)

Knots: She considers trying the billie jean method again.

Barchar: she goes back to where she was

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Barchar: bitch have you not pissed her off enough

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hello[/color]

: ((Hello))

Erron: Hey))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh hey Erron[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Nice to see you back[/color]

Barchar: that is like the last step to making her want to just go out of her way to kill you

: ((I mean if there's a second final evo then we better be getting a fucking tiger

Asmodeus : "...Well, I'm going to head back to Lily's place."

Barchar: "Aight."

: ((Like an actual one

Asmodeus : "I'd feel bad if she felt like I was abandoning her."

Erron: ((Yeah. Its good to be back

Asmodeus : "Seeya."

: ((Not a buff machotiger

Asmodeus : -He heads back.-

Erron: ((I need the Owl Archer

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I'm still going with mermaid[/color]

: ((Going with Rowlet

Barchar: (I'd maybe do that if poplio wasn't SHIT)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Aka I'm still going with unpopular opinions[/color]

Barchar: (I like the end form)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She's still asleep.[/color]

Barchar: (But I ain't gonna trudge through poplio's existence first)

Erron: ((I like the end form of Rowlet. The other two... meh.

: ((I like Rowlet better

Asmodeus : -He sits back at his laptop, and waits."

: -*

Barchar: (Honestly, I like one thing about all the starters but they all have something that makes me not want them)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Unrelated, but there's been further confirmation I have ADHD[/color]

: ((I mean if there's two final evos then I might go for the fire one

: Ah

Barchar: "So, how are you feeling, Fellby?"

: ((Welcome to the club))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Also unrelated, but I've been in mania, or so I've been told, for 3 days so there's that[/color]

Barchar: (AND I'M OVER HERE JUST BEIN' ALL NORMAL MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY LIKE 'PFF WHAT'S WITH ALL YOU GUYS')

Barchar: (You haven't SEEMED very manic?)

: ((^

Lily: [color=#daffdb]It's probably not mania then, I was just told[/color]

Barchar: (preeetty normal)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]But I am really happy irl[/color]

Barchar: (Well then that could be mania)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I'm just not good at expressing emotions kek[/color]

Barchar: (but idk)

Fellby: "I've been doing fantastic. Did you get the pictures muffet sent?"

Barchar: "Oh, yes."

: Tri is actually emotionless and he's been lying to us this whole time

Barchar: (Tri is a robot)

Gaster: ((bipolar disorder is co-morbid with adhd iirc

Gaster: ((sorry went out to talk to brother)

: ((Is it))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Chime, and huh[/color]

: ((Didn't know that))

Muffet: "We had a good night."

Gaster: ((idk i'm trying to remember what my therapist told me

Lily: [color=#daffdb]People have told me they worry I'm a sociopath so[/color]

Fellby: "Don't know why we didn't do it sooner."

Barchar: (I dunno what 'co-morbid' means but)

: ((Also we just need Crying Eggplant and MV

: Tri you're not a sociopath

: I'm a sociopath

Muffet: "I [i]really[/i] should have mentioned this all sooner."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Thought you'd say that, everyone except my family says I'm normal[/color]

: Because your family is a bunch of assholes

Barchar: (I mean, I'll admit I'm not super familiar with sociopathy, but)

: Or so I've heard

Barchar: (You don't seem to have the symptoms?)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I really don't know a lot about mental shit so idk[/color]

Barchar: (Course I guess one of the signs of sociopathy is being really fucking good at hiding that you're a sociopath)

Gaster: ((dude there's no shame in being mentally ill

Barchar: (But that just seems very circular)

Gaster: ((you didn't choose it

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I know there's no shame, I just don't know[/color]

: ((I mean I can watch people's heads being chopped off without any cringing))

Erron: starts playing Animal Crossing: New Leaf...

: ((Dunno if that counts or not

Gaster: ((oh shoot i missed a message from mv

Gaster: ((They'll be late tonight

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Alright[/color]

Barchar: (No, sociopathy is a different thing from psycopathy)

: ((Aaahhhhhhhh

Barchar: (...I think)

Barchar: (wull shit, hopefully we'll be able to do pmd)

: ((A sociopath can be defined as a person who has Antisocial Personality Disorder. This disorder is characterized by a disregard for the feelings of others, a lack of remorse or shame, manipulative behavior, unchecked egocentricity, and the ability to lie in order to achieve one's goals.

Barchar: (Frisky is excited which makes me anxious)

Knots: #TeamRowlet

Barchar: (Yeah, that doesn't very much sound like tri)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wow I don't fit ANY of those[/color]

Barchar: (He seems really fucking nice)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Nevermind then[/color]

: ((I agree))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]<3[/color]

: ((That kindaaaaaaa sounds more like me lol

Knots: Okay, so, basically.

Knots: Sociopaths are people that don't give a shit about others basically.

Knots: They're more intent on putting themselves ahead than helping others.

Knots: This doesn't mean they're 'bad' per-se

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Dewt is sociopath confirmed /s[/color]

Knots: Just that they're more interested in ensuring their own comfort than others.

: I do give some shits about some people

: Laharl: That sounds exactly like Frisky

Gaster: ((Well, not everyone fits the mold

: Laharl: I knew it!

Knots: Also, for about the same reasons, Sociopaths are capable of distances themselves from things.

Gaster: ((brains ain't perfect

Knots: It's why you rarely ever hear of a sociopath with PTSD.

: I mean I'm probably not a sociopath

: [i]Who knows I haven't been to a doctor[/I]

Fellby: -He leans back on the couch.-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yet again unrelated, but I'm seeing the word Esprit everywhere now[/color]

Muffet: she wraps one side of arms around him

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I made a thing for it, then Bloo made a thing, and I just found out my socks say Esprit[/color]

: ((Also shit MV's gonna be late

: ((Saying brains aren't perfect is a huge understatement))

: ((Like))

: ((Hope we can do PMD

: ((Brains are fucked))

Barchar: (Dude, brains are like)

Barchar: (hobbled together computer code that BARELY technically does what they're supposed to do)

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Anyway, she stirs.[/color]

Gaster: ((brains are like my computer homework

Asmodeus : -He notices.-

Barchar: (It's weird, we all have this kneejerk...offended reaction to it, but it's true)

Barchar: (brains fucking SUCK)

: ((I wonder what happens when we die

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Brains could be worse tho to be fair[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I know I wonder that so often[/color]

Barchar: (Well yeah they could)

: ((Will we burn in hell or will we be nothing

: ((For eternity

Lily: [color=#daffdb]There's so many options[/color]

Barchar: (Who the fuck knows)

: ((No consciousness

Barchar: (Best not to think about it IMO)

: ((No thought

: ((There is no way of saying, Frisky))

: ((Yeaaah

Barchar: (All you're gonna do is depress yourself)

Gaster: ((the thought scares me

: ((I lie awake thinking about it at night, occasionally))

: ((I'm not afraid of death))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]The thought scares and interests me[/color]

: ((I'll fucking punch death in the face

: ((Neither am I))

: ((Bastard

Barchar: (When I get too deep into thought)

: ((I'm afraid of what comes after death))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She gets out of the blanket. "...Hey, Asmodeus."[/color]

Gaster: -There's a cake on the table if anyone wants it, happy birthday Undertale.-

: ((Rather, afraid if there is a lack there of))

Barchar: (I usually put on some ASMR or something that I find funny to just...NOT think about that anymore)

: ((I'm not afraid of what happens after death either

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh yeah! Happy birthday Undertale[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Forgot about that[/color]

: Happy birthday Undertale

Asmodeus : "Good morning."

Barchar: where Toby put up a temporary ask blog

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Good morning. What's up?"[/color]

Barchar: THAT WAS ALL ONE QUESTION WHICH WAS JUST GREAT

Lily: [color=#daffdb]?[/color]

: ((As long as I die next to my loved ones I'll be happy))

Gaster: ((papyrus might not even like his own spaghet

Barchar: Basically

Barchar: Toby made a blog to ask the UT characters shit, right

Barchar: And his example question was 'Papyrus, what's your favorite kind of food;

Asmodeus : "Went to the bar a bit. Worked on stuff."

Barchar: he then proceeded to answer [i]only that one singular question 10 times with every character[/i]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]wowie[/color]

Barchar: Because fuck you, he's Toby Fox

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"What kind of stuff? I assume holding things?"[/color]

Asmodeus : "Yeah. And learning a programming language."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]...So Star's origin was a lot less interesting than I expected, rip[/color]

Asmodeus : "When you have a lot of time on your hands, it helps."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Oh, good! How is programming?"[/color]

Barchar: Star who?

Barchar: Star underscore?

: ((Ster

Lily: [color=#daffdb]The Undertale unused song[/color]

Barchar: Oh

Barchar: What's its origin

Asmodeus : "Interesting."

Asmodeus : "Doesn't seem easy."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]It was going to be used as a little think for Madjick, but it caused errors bc CORE was the background and battle music[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]So he didn't use it[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]thing*[/color]

Barchar: Hm

: ((how many questions on Gaster were there?))

Gaster: is playing with his cube while sketching up a prosthetic arm.

: ((Like, how goddamn many))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I wouldn't expect it to be. Do you think you'll use it?"[/color]

Barchar: (none that got answered)

Barchar: (also brb for 30 minutes maybe? idk, I"m gonna go ride a bike)

Asmodeus : "Yes, of course. I'll made a website, and invest in ads with the money I get from the shoot at the wedding."

Asmodeus : "I'll try to become big, and take pictures basically anywhere."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Good! You're doing well."[/color]

Asmodeus : "Thank you!"

Asmodeus : "It really helps to be able to float up."

Asmodeus : "I can take pictures of areas that people can't ever get to."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Never thought of that...wow."[/color]

Asmodeus : -He nods.-

Asmodeus : "It really helps."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Who's wedding is it, by the way? And should I be a part of it?"[/color]

Asmodeus : "Muffet, Fellby. And uh... I'm not sure."

Asmodeus : "They are both prostitutes, I know them as friends. They go to the bar a lot."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I've met them once, I know some stuff about them."[/color]

Asmodeus : "Ah."

Asmodeus : "They're both nice."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"They seemed so."[/color]

Fellby: -He just found how to let his soon-to-be wife mind control him, so he's really happy.-

Asmodeus : "Well, I also told them that I'd take pictures of whatever they'd like. And they are prostitutes, so I'm putting two and two together, and figuring I'm going to see some exposed skin. Is that okay with you?"

: ((Asmo starts a normal conversation

: (("My two friends are prostitudes"

: ((Wonderful first impression

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Lily did already know, but[/color]

Asmodeus : "Because, even though I don't really want to, I can just tell them no, I don't want to do that. But they're playing me a lot, and I'd feel bad."

: ((Also there was more conversation before it))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...If you don't want to, you should tell them about it. They'll understand, probably."[/color]

Asmodeus : "I don't really care, is the thing."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"But you just said you don't really want to."[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]wait nvm[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]he said that about saying no[/color]

: ((I wasn't talking about that conversation

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Retcon both of those then, whoops[/color]

: its k

Asmodeus : "Yeah, so. Up to you, really."

Asmodeus : "I didn't want to just do it and not tell you."

Jamie (Judas): Hey Erron... I'm gonna go take care of this bounty. I'll be back.

Erron: Alrighty then.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"...Well, thank you for informing me. I'll think about that."[/color]

Erron: Careful kid.

Gaster: watches Jamie.

Asmodeus : "It's the eighteenth, so, tell me as soon as you can."

Erron: continues to play Animal Crossing.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Oh, okay. Anyway, I have to begin practicing today, but we have time to do some things if you want to do anything."[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"If you don't that's fair, we've done a lot the last two days."[/color]

Asmodeus : "Was there anything you wanted to do?"

Asmodeus : "I'd be fine with doing anything."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She thinks for a moment. "Not really, but I don't feel like going around a lot."[/color]

Gaster: walks over to Erron. "This may seem a bit forward, but..." He presents a drawing of a robotic arm.

Asmodeus : "Alright."

Erron: ...Is... that for Jamie?

Gaster: "If... if he wants it."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Other than that, nothing in particular I'm thinking of."[/color]

Erron: I'm sure he'll like it.

Erron: Thanks Gaster!

Erron: I'll let him know when he gets back.

Asmodeus : "So, do you just want to start practice early, or think of something to do while you're here?"

Gaster: smiles, mentally breathing a sigh of relief. "That's wonderful."

Erron: Uhmm... Here. Think of this as a gift from us. *He puts an AK-47 on the bar*

DamnDude: [[ I'm the successor to I hate everything, AMA ]]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"I could start practice early. More productive than sitting here."[/color]

Erron: ((Do I Hate Mars Bars))

DamnDude: [[ no ]]

Asmodeus : -He nods.-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Do I Hate Microsoft[/color]

Gaster: "... Uh. Thanks?"

: ((do I Hate CaU

Gaster: takes the gun and... quickly takes it home, putting it in the lab.

Erron: Heh.

Gaster: ((Do I Hate Ravioli

DamnDude: [[ These aren't questions you insufferable fans /s ]]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]"If you want to do anything though, you can tell me. I'll be on the stage."[/color]

Gaster: returns, making plans to do something with the gun.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Can you do I Hate Microsoft?[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]there you go[/color]

Erron: ((Fine.

Erron: ((Will you do I Hate Mars Bars

: ((I'm Frisky, AMA

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Are you Frisky?[/color]

Erron: ((Are you Frisky?

DamnDude: [[ It's on the list, and that's at the bottom of the list ]]

Erron: ((DAMNIT

Lily: [color=#daffdb]The fuck[/color]

Asmodeus : "Alright. I'll see you."

: ((No))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]How am I in sync[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]So much[/color]

Erron: ((NO IDEA

: ((I'm Timmington))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Three times in 3 days[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]...Time can you confirm[/color]

Erron: Time is a tool you can put on the wall))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]nvm read that as it's timmington[/color]

DamnDude: [[ Tri: I'm Jesus ATM ]]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I'm Jesus AMA[/color]

: ((I'm not Time, that I know

DamnDude: [[ Who's jesus ]]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Me[/color]

: Is Heaven real

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yes[/color]

DamnDude: [[ Is Heaven for real? ]]

: Does Dewt go to hell

Lily: [color=#daffdb]She gives a quick hug, then leaves the room.[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Dewt is a candidate for hell, and heaven is for real[/color]

Gaster: is now back to his fidget cube and his notepad, tying to think of what Jamie would like.

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh yeah, she left with some papers.[/color]

Knots: So I just tried

Knots: To use the vacccinator

Knots: In tf2.

Knots: That shit requires way too much micromanagement

Knots: Like

Knots: That shit is worse than fucking starcraft

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Slarv[/color]

Gaster: ((hi slarv

Erron: ((I'm gonna go play some Unturned.

Erron: ((See Y'all later.

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Bye Erron[/color]

Gaster: ((alright, it's almost dinnertime for me anyway

Knots: She stole cake from the bar.

Fanta: ((Hi

Knots: http://prntscr.com/cihq27 Okay, so, lets play a game

Fanta: ((I did pass out

Knots: Who is responsible for my youtube history?

Gaster: is just now noticing this. He counts the pieces missing, and notices there's two extra.

Knots: I've gotten these from clicking links here.

Knots: youtube reccomended*

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Idk[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Don't think it's me though[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Last night I put links to Dive and Clair de Lune, that's all[/color]

Gaster: ((i'm probably responsible for here comes a thought

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Knots: ((Either Chime or MV is responsible for the SU

Knots: Maybe flame

DamnDude: [[ you should go deeper into the reccomended ]]

DamnDude: [[ I want to see if I caused anything ]]

Knots: K

Knots: http://prntscr.com/cihqqw

Knots: What the actual fuck chime

Knots: How often do you shitpost SU

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wow[/color]

Knots: http://prntscr.com/cihr17

Gaster: ((the only su vids i watch are ytps and music

Knots: Call which ones are who

Knots: I'll say it now, Tf2 and Watsky are probably just me

Lily: [color=#daffdb]None of them are mine[/color]

Gaster: ((I keep getting the savage garnet one too

DamnDude: [[ Unbelievable ]]

DamnDude: [[ I'm beginning to think you click none of the links I send you in PMs Laharl /s ]]

Knots: ((Bitch i've been getting jackespeticeye

Knots: Ever since I watched that fucking roses and violets vid

Knots: You linkd

DamnDude: [[ That's not even the right Jack ]]

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Knots: ((This isn't even truly savage

Gaster: ((alright, din-din time

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Bye Chime[/color]

: ((Dewt: HEY JUDE- Sage: Stop singing human songs, your voice is horrendous Dewt: Aw.

Sage: (I assume that's much better from the original singer)

Barchar: (Dewt: "No, uh, not really.")

: ((Dewt: They're beatles

: ((Sage: Huh

Gaster: ((aaand i'm back

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wb[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Brb[/color]

Corsiva: -She's at home, trying to make spaghetti.-

Corsiva: -Guess whose her tutor.-

Knots: Knots is eating cake on her void rock.

: ((tfw your playlist goes to "Mr. Crabs gits moni"

Muffet: nothin' better than consensual mind control between two adults

Sage: ("I'd watch a heracross band")

: ((Dewt: Like they literally call each other the beatles

: ((Dewt: It's weird

Fellby: -oooh yeah-

Sage: (Why wouldn't they?)

Barchar: can confirm

: ((Dewt: You should join them, Sage

: ((Dewt: They all have nice, silky purple scarves

Sage: (But I'm not a beetle)

Knots: Guys

Knots: Find two random words and put them together

Barchar: (Sterling: "WHO'S ON FIRST WHAT'S ON SECOND I DUNNO WHO'S ON THIRD")

Barchar: Harrumphing turtlenecks

Knots: 95% chance to be a metal band

: Gaster's connection timed out.

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: Boisterous Leetles

Barchar: An indie band, maybe

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Barchar: Forgotte suitcase

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: Glass House

Barchar: Glass house probably

: No I'm not making a glass joke

: Bog Slap

Gaster: ((small puppies

Barchar: It;s based on the saying i assume

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Barchar: Lunch Break

Gaster: is in the bar.

Barchar: so is she

Muffet: and she

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Knots: By the way

Knots: You never turned off the CD player

Knots: It's been blaring Ninjas in Paris for hours

Barchar: (My stream stuttered and I got "THAT'S WHY THE PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD-WILL ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY")

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Fellby: -He goes to turn it off.-

Barchar: (Okay it's still playing a freakin lego commerical I'll just watch the rest later)

Muffet: she likes paris!

Knots: You successfully turn off Ninjas in Paris

Muffet: aww

Gaster: ((oooh forgot su was on

Gaster: ((i'll watch it after gpm's stream

Gaster: ((if he manages to get it up

Barchar: (I'm cheating and watching a leak because the streamisn't working, so it's aight i guess)

Barchar: (Though i mean it's not giving them mones anyway)

Gaster: ((i watched a bunch of su on demand a couple weeks ago

Knots: THEY FINALLY DID IT

Knots: TF2 DEVS FINALLY FIXED A BUG

Knots: THATS BEEN PLAGUING THE GAME

Knots: FOR LITERAL YEARS

Barchar: (What's that)

Knots: QUANTAM

Knots: CROUCH

Barchar: (wha)

Knots: THE SHITTY EXPLOIT THAT LET ENGIES LEAVE THE MAP AND PUT SENTRIES BEHIND WALLS

Gaster: ((mv on a picture of jager: wow i can't believe you drew a picture of one of those robots from pacific rim

Barchar: (What)

Gaster: ((i drew a picture of jager

Barchar: (I know that)

Gaster: ((and mv commented on it

Knots: ((Show us

Knots: ((SHow us

Knots: ((Whow us

Knots: ((Show us

Gaster: (okay

: ((yaaaay

: ((quantom crouch is fixed

DamnDude: [[ yay ]]

PAPYRUS: -He kicks down the anydoor.-

Barchar: "..."

Barchar: "Hi."

PAPYRUS: "WHO IS READY FOR SOME SPAGHETTI?"

Knots: WAAAIT WAIT WAIT

Knots: This is the first vanilla ut character

PAPYRUS: -He proceeds to dish out spaghetti for everyone.-

Knots: In literal months

Barchar: "..."

Barchar: "Uhhhhhh"

Barchar: she takes some. Looking very concerned

PAPYRUS: -It tastes bad, in typical papyrus fashion.-

: High Priest Laharl [Knots] is now High Priest Laharl [].

: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [Nobody].

Nobody: I need to find some extreme abstract song from watsky one sec

Barchar: "..."

Barchar: "Egh."

PAPYRUS: "DELICIOUS, RIGHT?"

Barchar: "No."

: Is Nobody white or green

: I don't know

Barchar: "It's the best spaghetti I've ever tasted. Which is not a huge award."

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Back[/color]

PAPYRUS: "BUT IT IS STILL THE BEST! I KNEW IT!" He takes a bite of his spaghetti.

Barchar: "Because I've never once eaten spaghetti before."

PAPYRUS: "..."

Nobody: "..." He adjusts his mask in the corner of the bar.

Barchar: "..."

PAPYRUS: "WOWIE!"

Muffrisk: she feels like somebody is cramping her style

Nobody: u wan fuckin go

PAPYRUS: "THIS TASTES LIKE ABSOLUTE GARBAGE!"

Pleinair: "..."

Muffrisk: I FITE U YOU NAMELESS BITCH

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Actually brb again[/color]

Nobody: Atleast I don't have half of waterfall out for my blood bitch

PAPYRUS: -He throws out his spaghetti and attempts to make more.-

Muffrisk: YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE FUCKING NATION INSTEAD

Nobody: WELL

Nobody: "...That was rather odd, if I do understand."

Nobody: UHH

Nobody: WELL YOU'VE GOT LIKE, SIX MORE EYES THAN ME.

Nobody: guys

Vega: (( But you do have the most beautiful fighter going for your blood ))

Nobody: you think deaf people poke eachother in the eyes when they talk

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Nobody: With all the sign language flying around

DamnDude: [[ Oh my god ]]

DamnDude: [[ We need to find out now ]]

Nobody: Alright, I know a deaf girl

Nobody: We need to find another deaf kid

Nobody: And let them try to do Rap God to eachother

Muffrisk: YEAH MORE EYES IS A GOOD THING YOU TWO-EYED BITCH

Nobody: Bitch I have no eyes.

Nobody: His iEyes scan the room, poking out of his hoodie pocket.

Muffrisk: THEN I'M INFINITELY BETTER THAN YOU AS FAR AS EYES GO

DamnDude: [[ You caused your own demise though ]]

Muffrisk: PFFFF WHATEVER

Nobody: Y'know, I could probably use a char editor to put nobody in isaac and have him take one of eve's hairstyles

Nobody: Start with infamy and two red hearts

Barchar: And Infamy

Barchar: oh

Barchar: you said that

Barchar: good jbo brain

Nobody: Oh, and chemical peel

Nobody: Infamy and Chemical peel

Nobody: Is there another thing that rips the skin off your fae?

Vega: (( I await your demise, you waste of potential ))

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wooden spoon scratches up your face, if that counts[/color]

Nobody: Just, Infamy and all the facial-damage items

DamnDude: [[ Meat Boy Super Fan ]]

DamnDude: [[ Makes your character red ]]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]And cat-o-ninetails slices your head[/color]

: ((cat of nine tails gives you lacerations))

Nobody: Cat o nine tails, wooden spoon, and chemical peel

Nobody: And infamy

Nobody: start with 1 red heart

Nobody: and 1 soul heart

Lily: [color=#daffdb]That's actually decent[/color]

Nobody: Brb replacing eve with that

Nobody: Lazarus*

Gaster: ((https://www.twitch.tv/geepm

Gaster: ((UNDERTALE CORRUPTIONS

Gaster: ((knew he was gonna do something

Barchar: Gotta be careful that you don't accidentally override the mask

: ((Who's doin the stream?))

Nobody: Probably broken as shit

Gaster: ((geepm

: ((Also interview with Sr. Pelo))

: ((Hot damn))

: ((200$ donation))

Muffet: she leans on Fellby a bit, smiling. "...Hm. Now I'm wondering if I can't manage to convince Jager to let me do it to him. Might as well complete the trifecta." she muttered

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Nobody: http://prntscr.com/cii52n

Asmodeus : -He returns to the bar, after a while.-

Fellby: "What, you want a whole band of slaves?"

Nobody: I think he kept Lazarus' passive

Muffet: "Three people isn't a band!"

Muffet: "Just a crowd."

Fellby: -He brings Muffet closer. "And if three's a crowd, what's four?"-

: (("Let's go ahead and check everything."))

Muffet: "...The saying doesn't say."

: ((Rip ut))

Muffet: "A gang?"

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Rip[/color]

Asmodeus : -He takes a seat.-

Barchar: (He's normal except for infamy the first life, and everything else gets added when he dies)

Fellby: "Sure, and then..."

Muffet: "I think it's a gang until, like, maybe 6. THEN it's a band."

Muffet: "Once you get into the double digits, it's an army."

Fellby: "Heh... can you imagine an armybang?"

Muffet: she sniffs. "Don't tempt me, cheri."

Nobody: ((Oh no

Fellby: "Although at that point I think it's called an orgy."

Nobody: ((I just got Stompy from thunder thighs

Nobody: ((And i've got the Lucky Rock

Muffet: "Hm."

Muffet: sh

Barchar: e chuc

Barchar: a

Barchar: My keyboard was holding down enter

Nobody: http://prntscr.com/cii6do THIS IS NOT OKAY

Muffet: She thinks. "...[sub]I wonder how much it would tint punch...[/sub]"

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Fellby: "Muffet, no."

Gaster: ((hey mv

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi MV[/color]

Muffet: "...I told you not to tempt me, cheir."

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Nobody: ((>Pyro

Muffet: "I'll try to muster up the willpower."

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Nobody: ((This is getting broken

Nobody: ((Fast

Fellby: "No venom without consent."

Schyroton: ((hi

Muffet: "Right, right."

Schyroton: ((im so tired of my family

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh no[/color]

Barchar: (I feel like I'm the only fuck here with a normal family)

Schyroton: ((today alone we have politics homophobia racism and general bullshit

Gaster: ((yikes

Schyroton: ((and theyre still here

: ((its like 7;30 why are you tired

Schyroton: ((i asked to go in my room

Barchar: (That's not what he menat)

Barchar: (they*)

Nobody: ((Shit growth hormones ovverode infamy

Nobody: ((Oh well

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Barchar: (At least I caught myself that time! Getting better but not good)

Schyroton: ((well at least you didnt call me she

Schyroton: ((thatll cause massive discomfort

Barchar: (Yeah)

Schyroton: ((he is not correct but its tolerable

Barchar: (Not planning on it, and CERTAINLY not gonna do it intentionally)

Schyroton: ((thank

Barchar: (That would be what we in the biz call a 'dick move')

Fanta: ((So since I lost 7 hours in xy

Barchar: (Anyway MV)

: ((ah))

Fanta: ((I'm back to ztd

Barchar: (Frisky is really excited for PMD today, so I'm kinda anxious)

: ((Also Flame I have a slightly normal family

Schyroton: ((im up for pmd

Fanta: ((AND FUCKING HELL THIS GAME

: ((Also I'm doing FUCKING HOMEWORK SO WHEN IM DONE WILL START

Schyroton: ((oh btw did we do ca2tale recently

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: ((nope

Schyroton: ((ok good

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Watching this stream and wowie[/color]

Barchar: (We almost did last night but we had literally ONLY the bare minimum)

Schyroton: ((bc i need to know all the weapons and armor muffrisk gets

Barchar: (So we didn't)

Barchar: (Oh?)

Schyroton: ((i also need to be there for the next boss fight

Nobody: ((Announcement

Nobody: ((Slar and I have swapped places

Schyroton: ((i have plans, lets put it that way

Nobody: ((So Miyu is now Papyrus

Barchar: (I am mildly spooked but okay)

Nobody: ((This was explained IC through bullshit

Schyroton: ((i read the logs that way

Fanta: ((I wad

Fanta: ((I was

Lily: [color=#daffdb]?[/color]

Barchar: (Which means that Muffet is gonna date Miyu, so that's...fucking fun)

Fanta: ((Very confused for a second

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Oh okay[/color]

Nobody: ((Surprise i've been slar since the start of CaU

Muffrisk: ("What happened to the cat?")

Barchar: (Miyu: "CAT WHAT CAT I DON'T KNOW A CAT")

Barchar: (Laslaral)

Schyroton: ((WHATS NEW PUSSYCAT

Nobody: ((Laharl is the talented one that runs all the cool arcs and stuff yeah

Barchar: (That's why you two are so connected at the hip with reverie and SCP)

: ((That's 69℅ true and you know iy

: ((it*

Gaster: is in the bar, as is Fellby.

Gaster: -There's cake. And a papyrus making spaghetti.-

: ((We need Crying Eggplant for PMD

PAPYRUS: -He hums Bonetrousle as he cooks-

Nobody: ((The fucks a broken watch

: ((cant forget the flying eeeeeeggplant!

Barchar: (tensions were high)

Barchar: (with this herman munster guy)

Barchar: the cake is good

Barchar: the spaghetti is papyrus spaghetti

Corsiva: -She made the cake-

Fanta: ((We can do some scp later

Nobody: ((Ye

Gaster: ((THIS STREAM

Gaster: ((DOGGO

: ((But

Lily: [color=#daffdb]I KNOW[/color]

: ((PMD

Barchar: ^

: ((That may cockblock it idk

Barchar: (Most in SCP are in PMD)

Fanta: ((At least chime can play :p

Barchar: (let's not make everyone choose)

Gaster: ((and we've got no guarentee that CE will arrive

Fanta: ((If it's just chime I can just do battle frontier

Barchar: (he prolly will)

: ((^

Fanta: ((But I was thinking after pmd

Gaster: ((I mean, eh...

: ((PMD takes a fuckton of time tho

Gaster: ((I'd rather do something undertale-related today, you know?

Fanta: ((Assuming it doesn't take super long

Nobody: FRIENDSHIP HD

: ((PMD usually takes around three hours

: ((2 - 3 hours

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Don't forget MAGIC[/color]

Barchar: she stretches a bit. "...This is a good day. I dunno why. But it is."

Fanta: ((That's not very long at all

PAPYRUS: "HERE WE GO!"

Barchar: (FRIENDSHIP IS STOOPID MAGIC)

: ((>not very long at all

: ((Slarv are you fucking

Lily: [color=#daffdb]MMME? UNDYNE? DON'T.[/color]

: ((That's a while for me ;o:

Fanta: ((Rip

PAPYRUS: -He comes out and hands out spaghetti again. This time it's passible!-

Barchar: "...It's better."

: ((I mean compared to a Slarc

: ((Holy shit yeah it's short but that's because you have 6 hour sessions

PAPYRUS: "WOWIE! I BET IT'S MY BEST YET!"

: ((IIRC

Nobody: ((Frisky, we get your point

Nobody: ((You can stop now.

: ((I was already done

PAPYRUS: -Ladies and gents, our first vanilla undertale character in months.-

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PAPYRUS: -Wonder if I can figure something out with him...-

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Hi Yaz[/color]

Barchar: HEEEEEY YAAAAZ

Barchar: HEEEEY YAAAZ

: Winston : Hi there

Barchar: O no not a scientist

Gaster: ((yey haz

Nobody: Softrock

Döven : sup

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Well Napstablook is Gaster[/color]

Nobody: THE SUDDEN GASTER MUSIC

Gaster: ((hi, half the chat's watching undertale corruptions

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Yee[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb][sub][sup]Here comes Napstablook.[/sup][/sub][/color]

Barchar: I'm not

Fanta: ((Aaaand gtg

Barchar: cause I'm not a cool kid

Lily: [color=#daffdb]How dare you /s[/color]

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Bye Slarv[/color]

Nobody: THE GASTER TEARS

Nobody: THE FUCKING GASTERBLASTER TEARS

Gaster: -There's cake available in the bar.-

Döven : (whats dat?

Gaster: ((https://www.twitch.tv/geepm

Döven : (brb shower

Lily: [color=#daffdb]And now Gaster's theme is playing forever, and almost everything is Wingdings[/color]

Gaster: ((gastertale is real /s

Gaster: ((hmmm, that's wonderful idea!

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Welcome to Bonetale[/color]

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Press[/color]

Nobody: Press your boner

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Fucking glass[/color]

Nobody: WHY

Nobody: WHY RIGHT WHEN I JOIN

Lily: [color=#daffdb]FRISK LEG[/color]

Gaster: ((damn it i forgot he turned down the text-to-speech on donations

Schyroton: ((sry had to brb

Lily: [color=#daffdb]Is ok[/color]

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]Mfw corruption > dinner[/color]

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Lily: [color=#daffdb]And this run is [X MERCY] Press[/color]

Gaster: eats his cake, and spaghetti.

Nobody: HEROS NEVER DIE