Asmodeus : "Yeah, but... It'd be kinda cheap to waste your time."
Asmodeus : "Without the pay.0
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Barchar: "Jager?" she said, worriedly
Gaster: looks over. "Are you okay?"
Asmodeus : "It was still intimacy. So, I appreciate it."
Muffet: "Oh, an hour isn't worth 1000. Here..." she gives him 500 back. "Two thirds discount instead of one." she hands it to him.
Asmodeus : "...Thank you."
Fellby: -He's done and done.-
Muffet: "Not a problem, dearie."
Literally Satan: Meanwhile.
Muffet: she walks out
: High Feast Laharl [Literally Satan] is now High Feast Laharl [Chalor].
Jäger Leyline: .....
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Asmodeus : -He exits too.-
: >Sterling finds one rock-hard pear.
Frism: <...go ahead.>
Jäger Leyline: .....tarsgcan
Barchar: she gets up, walking over. "Jager?"
Chalor: Piano notes start up in the Zen Garden.
Barchar: "...What."
Jäger Leyline: ....trash....
Jäger Leyline: ...can
Chalor: <[url=]It's okay to disagree, we're different thats okay~[/url]>
Jäger Leyline: covers his mouth
Barchar: "...What?"
Gaster: runs and gets the trashcan.
Gaster: -In fact, he slides it across the room with his floating hands0
Barchar: "Oh. Oh." she steps back slightly
Jäger Leyline: grabs it and starts to throw up
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Frism: <"...its not INaccurate.">
Asmodeus : "So uh."
Asmodeus : "May I ask a question?"
Chalor: <...Shit now it's stuck in MY head.>
Chalor: Viridi probably thinks she just went crazy from how she slumped over.
Muffet: "Sure."
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Fellby: -He stumbles out to the Barkery's bar.-
Asmodeus : "Do you know anywhere I can find people similar to me?"
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Asmodeus : "Totry and get with?"
Chalor: She slides off the giant stained glass pedestal in the Zen Garden.
Muffet: " in, ghosts?"
Gaster: pats the back of Jager's head.
Viridi: -She's chilling in her house. It's a very foresty house. Chalor is still there.-
Asmodeus : "Or just those with similar personality."
Muffet: "Not really. I don't know many ghosts."
Chalor: I gotta jog down to the store
Barchar: she decides to sit next to him
Asmodeus : "How about those with similar personality?"
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Muffet: "None immediately come to mind?"
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Asmodeus : "Hmm."
Jäger Leyline: falls off the couch after he pushes the tarshcan away
Asmodeus : "I guess the bar I've been visiting is the best chance?"
Barchar: "...Jager?"
Muffet: "Likely."
Asmodeus : -He nods.-
Asmodeus : "Well, I'll head back there. Thank you for your time, and I'll see you later."
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Muffet: "Not a problem."
Jäger Leyline: lies there not.moving
Asmodeus : -He heads back to the bar.-
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Fanta: comes back home
Fanta: is carrying a sleeping smol in her arms
Fanta: "Asriel?"
Endling Asriel: "...Yeah?"
Endling Asriel: -He's under covers./
Fanta: sets smazzy gently down on the bed, and pulls the covers down
Barchar: he's still breathing, right?
Fanta: who
Fanta: oh jag
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Endling Asriel: -His face brightens up.-
Endling Asriel: "You found him!"
Gaster: looks for a pulse and breathing.
Jäger Leyline: barely
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Gaster: "We need to get Jager to a hospital now"
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Asmodeus : -He enters the bar. He looks happier.-
Asmodeus : "Hello."
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Jäger Leyline: no..Im...o.kkkay
Fanta: smiles
Fanta: "I told you I would"
Fanta: "He's.. really conked out right now, but he seems fine"
Barchar: "Jager, you're Barchar lyrics breathing."
Barchar: What.
Barchar: Barely*
Barchar: WTF autocorrect
Fanta: Barchar
Fanta: Lyrics
Fanta: Breathing
Gaster: "You've barely got a pulse."
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Asmodeus : "...Is Jager okay?"
Barchar: "I'm not letting you die of alcohol poisoning, goddammit."
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Asmodeus : "Oh..."
Jäger Leyline: gets up
Jäger Leyline: Im...fine
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Gaster: "You are now."
Barchar: does he actually seem any better?
Gaster: *not
Gaster: *why did i type now
Gaster: *punch me in the fucking face
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Jäger Leyline: if he drnks.anymore he will need a hospital
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Jäger Leyline: falls onto the couch
Gaster: "Gh..."
Gaster: "Grillby. Cut him off."
Fanta: "Let him rest"
Jäger Leyline: mmmm....
Endling Asriel: "...Alright."
Endling Asriel: -He looks so much happier.-
Barchar: "Jager, please."
Fanta: smiles and gives him a head rub, walking out, then immediately heading to hywel
Hywel: "Did it, didn't you...?"
Fanta: "Yeah.."
Fanta: "I feel like shit"
Jäger Leyline: ....please...what
Gaster: "You're not getting any more, alright?"
Barchar: she grabs his face. C"If you die, you'll never get to kick WDG's ass. Never. You'll never be able to help Doven. And he'll have absolutely no reason whatsoever not to use me as much as possible. Do you want any of that? "
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Jäger Leyline:
Jäger Leyline: sheds a tear
Barchar: she nods. "Then you're gonna have toay off the drinks."
Jäger Leyline: ...okay...
Barchar: she smiles, sitting back down
Fanta: and she looks like she feels like shit
Hywel: "...There's a fair reason to."
Hywel: "What if he calls?"
Jäger Leyline: falls onto BC
Fanta: "I don't know"
Barchar: she catches him
Fanta: "Fuck, why didn't you think of that before I did it"
Gaster: leaves for a moment, then comes back with a blanket and hands it to Jager.
Hywel: "I don't know?"
Jäger Leyline: covers up and lies with BC
Fanta: sighs
Viridi: -She's tired.-
Fanta: "If the kid got classified as an scp, he's dead by now.. if they're using him for testing, dead is the best possible scenario"
Hywel: -He sighs.-
Hywel: "I guess we'll hope for the best."
Chalor: "...So."
Chalor: "You look pretty tired."
Barchar: she smiles, okay with this
Barchar: she is also, however, still kind of worried. But no need to get Jager worried too
Jäger Leyline: is depressed a.d
Fanta: "I fucked up, I fucked this up, I shouldn't have done that"
Viridi: "I am."
Jäger Leyline: and shaking a bit
Viridi: "You'd be right."
Barchar: Well. Worried about MORE.
Barchar: she tries to keep him steady, at least
Chalor: "...Guess I should be heading home."
Chalor: "I'm honestly surprised Frism hasn't wanted control back yet."
Viridi: "You could stay the night."
Viridi: "I really don't mind."
Döven : -is at tge house kicking the trees
Colton: he's watching doven kick trees
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Colton: wondering why he can't get away from crazy people
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Gaster: is watching Jager, carefully.
Chalor: "I'm fairly sure Frism can't stay here overnight on a school day."
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Chalor: "While I would love to skip school, they probably wouldn't."
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Viridi: "I can bring you to school."
Viridi: "I wake early, and you can bring all the stuff you need to get ready."
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Barchar: "...God. I'm scared of a 13 year old." she muttered
Gaster: "Isn't he ten?"
Asmodeus : "Doven"
: ?*
Asmodeus : "I'm sure he won't hurt you."
Döven : -is a scary kid-
Jäger Leyline: ....uuughh....
Gaster: "You... you've met Doven, right?"
Chalor: ((Thiiis Inky guy is gonna get shanked
Barchar: "I'm glad you are."
Barchar: "Asmodeus, you know what he can do."
Asmodeus : "Me? Of course."
Asmodeus : "What can he do?"
Barchar: "...With the word?"
Asmodeus : -He's not aware.-
Asmodeus : -I don't believe he was?-
Gaster: ((inky does now ink sans came from tumblr right
Jäger Leyline: ..ssshshhssss BC
Asmodeus : "What?"
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Gaster: ((i love the sound of backpedalling in the evening
Jäger Leyline: dont tell....others aboyt....rhat
Asmodeus : "What can he do?"
Barchar: wait, I thought Asmodeus knew
Asmodeus : -He seems concerned.-
Barchar: I could swear he did
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: ((I don't remember))
: ((Fuck))
Barchar: shit, nevermind, he doesn't. Where did I get that
Jäger Leyline: ((it was chucj
Barchar: yeah I think I was lumping them
Barchar: she blinks. "...shit. You don't. Dammit."
Asmodeus : "..."
Barchar: "Look, don't worry about it. I'll be fine."
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Asmodeus : "...Fine. I'm gonna go home, alright? Home as in my hotel room. I'll see you around."
Asmodeus : -He tosses her the extra key card.-
Asmodeus : -And the hotel's location.-
Barchar: "Thanks." she catches it
Barchar: (SO BASICALLY )
Gaster: ((inky's just that guy who thinks trolling is funny
Gaster: ((yup edgelord supreme
: ((I don't think they realize the hell they're gonna put themself in))
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Barchar: (They just put on fish colon and jumped into a bear cage)
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Barchar: Cologne
Jäger Leyline: whimpers a bit
Barchar: )This has nothing to do with femenism)
Barchar: (I think that third wave feminism is by and large bullshit but it's utterly unrelated to the topic at hand)
Barchar: "It's okay, Jager."
Barchar: "I'll be fine. You'll be fine. We'll both be fine."
Barchar: she looks at Gaster. She would...probably cave in and tell him later. But not right now.
Chalor: Inky is responding to shit with pics from Underpants now
Chalor: I'm thinking they're twelve.
Gaster: looks at her and nods.
Gaster: ((Theyre not worth your time
Barchar: "..." she just gives the short version over text. [Had Muffet put in a mind control trigger for fun. Doven found out. Feeling kinda fucked.]
Barchar: not showing it to Jager. She doesn't wanna stress him more.
Gaster: [... Oh.]
Asmodeus : -He left.-
: High Feast Laharl [Chalor] is now High Feast Laharl [].
: [kinky]
Gaster: [shut up]
Barchar: [it's kinda hot. And I didn't know I was being stalked by somebody who I wouldn't want calling my shots. Ideally, Jager and Muffet were supposed to be the only ones who knew.]
: [can i ask what it is]
: [the trigger]
Brad: -He walks in, through his teleport.-
Barchar: [...besides. You know my deal. I think you can see why I'd want some respite from thinking.]
Gaster: [Okay, when you do something like that MAKE IT TEMPORARY]
Barchar: [Of course it's temporary.]
Gaster: [like, the trigger shouldn't be permanent]
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Brad: "Hello."
Barchar: [Oh.]
Barchar: [...Well. Too late now]
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Barchar: "Hi Brad. C
Brad: "First things first, Chuck told me you'd probably kill him if he told me that mind control word, but he did anyways, and I want to make it clear that I won't say it it tell t to anyone else."
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Brad: "Also, he told me to have you back just in case someone take over."
Jäger Leyline: ....Ill..kill you...if
Barchar: [Look, all I know is that HE knows and I don't know how trigger happy he's gonna be]
Brad: "I won't."
Barchar: [...trigger. Hah. Deep fears masked by comedy.]
Gaster: [granted, i think he's very trigger happy]
Brad: "Question. If one person says the word, does the same person have to cancel it out?"
: ((He's pulling the 'yes im an asshole' card
Barchar: [So it's I'm worried that sometime he's gonna go past the demonstration phase and into the 'Make you do shit' phase.]
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Barchar: "...I don't know. Ideally only two people were supposed to know it existed, so I DOUBT age would have specified that?"
: ((Slaaar
: ((Are you reading this shit on /r/UT
Fanta: ((I'm gonna get on
Brad: "Okay. Id say 'Let's test it' but I'd rather not have your friend kill me."
Barchar: She* not age
Barchar: What the hell
Barchar: "Yeah. Uh. Permission only."
Gaster: [... Do you want me to protect you?]
Fanta: ((What happened
Fanta: ((So I can roast appropriately
: ((Inky said
: ((Inky said all of the ahit that is not allowed in 2016))
: (('I'm bisexual and asexual, I have two modern terms for bullshit'
: ((Out of the blue
Fanta: ((Oh
Fanta: ((Oh he fucked up
: ((No no, he also
: ((When everyone got onto him
Jäger Leyline: (are brad chuck and jason all associated?
Gaster: ((inky more like edgy
: (('well I have a certain disease'
Jason Scott: -Nah.-
Fanta: ((PFFT
Gaster: ((OOOOH WAIT
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Brad: -Just him and Chuck.-
: ((AND used the 'i'm just an asshole' card
: ((AAAAAND tried to derail it to third Wave Feminism
Smol Asriel: ((HAHAHAHAHA
Barchar: [Protect me how?]
Smol Asriel: slowly wakes up
Endling Asriel: "Smazzy?"
Jäger Leyline: ((doing a lot of worrying bout someone who isnt here
: ((Offensive humor isn't best suited for people who will actually get offended))
: ((He/She should probably take that somewhere else))
: ((Hell, I've made jokes about that stuff before))
Gaster: ((nah i like seeing people who try to pull the mental illness card
Smol Asriel: "As..riel?"
Smol Asriel: rubs his head
Endling Asriel: "Smazzy... You're okay..."
Gaster: ((it only really works on the extreme sj side of tumblr
Smol Asriel: immediately hugs him
: ((I have opinions I'd probably get shot for spreading here))
: Shit*
Smol Asriel: ((Inky_irl
Endling Asriel: -He hugs back.-
Barchar: [Honestly I'll probably Sat yes to anything because goddamn I am feeling vulnerable, but how can you help]
Gaster: [I'm not sure..."
: ((Oh fuck))
: ((I feel like a badass))
Smol Asriel: breathes heavy
: ((I put pizza that was way to hot in my mouth and blew out steam))
Smol Asriel: "I-i'm alive.."
: ((Too fucking cool))
Jäger Leyline: (look out we got a badass here
Smol Asriel: ((You vaped pizza
Gaster: [Maybe just having me there would be a comfort]
: ((I vaped pizza.))
Barchar: [...Yes. Definitely.]
Gaster: ((shit get bloo on the phone
Jäger Leyline: (-holds up hands like niel de greese
Brad: "You guys are very silent people. On your phones, too."
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: "We're talking."
Gaster: "O-oh, um."
Brad: "You're uh... Three yards away from eachother."
Gaster: "It's private."
Smol Asriel: unhugs, looking at ea
Barchar: "Yes. Which unfortunately does not a private conversation make."
: ((No but seriously this pizza is too hot))
Jäger Leyline: ...yhe word is set at ....a certib pitch
: High Feast Laharl [] is now High Feast Laharl [Anon].
Smol Asriel: ((It's 8:25 and i want donuts
Jäger Leyline: ((lol I just went for donuts
Barchar: [*Gaster can kinda tell how freaked out she is just with how she's typing. Pretty incongruous with how she's talking.*]
Barchar: (DONUTS)
Anon: There's some fuck to the side in the bar, a small gray mask on their face, they seem to have no 'descriptive' to them. Like a mixture of everyone you've ever met.
Brad: "You most likely don't trust me. But I feel it would be advised to have people able to reverse it here."
Gaster: goes and sits next to Barchar, stretching his wing.
Smol Asriel: does not know what to do or say
Barchar: she gets a bit closer to him
Brad: "Sure, you may think we can do things, but what if he forces her to hurt? We need to the ability to not only defend ourselves, but her as well."
Brad: "I digress."
Brad: "I need food."
Barchar: "He's probably right."
Jäger Leyline: ..I doby kbow....if just saying the word...will trigger or....untrigger it
Barchar: "But God. I don't want more people knowing this."
Barchar: "It's a toggle, I think."
Brad: "Sorry Chuck told me."
Gaster: wraps his wings around Barchar.
Barchar: "I know." she sighs
Jäger Leyline: but the way I said it....its a certian pitch....I dony think uou can replicate it
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Barchar: "Doven did. And he doesn't sound like you."
Barchar: "And I know Muffet can definitely do it, too."
Brad: "...You know, I may have to ask her about that. Does she teach her abilities?"
Barchar: "Her abilities in what?"
Gaster: "I'm going to have to ask her about this too..."
Brad: "Mind control."
Barchar: "First of all, doing that without permission is not fucking okay."
Barchar: "Secondarily, it's a venom. You can't teach it."
Brad: "Well, when you're being shot stabbed and blasted by things whose sole purpose is to kill?"
Gaster: "Ooooh..."
Brad: "I think I- venom? That... Is incredibly better."
Barchar: "...It is?"
Brad: "A ranged advantage is always better."
Brad: "Tip darts, arrows..."
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: she shudders. "This concept is getting uncomfortable."
Jäger Leyline: Doven able to duplicate my voice
Brad: "...Sorry. I wouldn't be malicious with it. Just... I like talking strategy in that place."
Barchar: "I...he still...sounded like himself. I think."
Brad: "Didn't you say the one who brought it to you could also use it?"
Barchar: "But that still leaves the fact that Muffet can do it. And I don't know how she'd make it only work with your voice."
Brad: "Also, is there an anti-venom for it?"
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Barchar: "Though I'll give I don't remember much in the time I was under."
Gaster: "Maybe if we were to take the venom from her, we could develop an antivenom!"
Barchar: "...No clue. It's a biological part of her, as a succubus. But..."
Smol Asriel: ((Inky's back at it again
Brad: "I've got one that works for most poisons from where I am."
Barchar: "I'm not even sure if it's anything so Scientific, Guardian. It's a demon thing. But maybe..."
Brad: -He pulls out a vial on blue bubbling liquid, and tosses it to BC.-
Brad: "Doubt it'll work."
Brad: "Never use it though:"
Barchar: she chugs it
Smol Asriel: (("//listen to the catch 22"
Anon: ((Fucks he doing
Barchar: "...I don't feel different."
Smol Asriel: (("//I might be female if not very feminine"
Smol Asriel: ((Out of nowhere
Anon: ((Woooow
Smol Asriel: ((I don't even know what that means but I'm sure it's stupid
Anon: a dilemma or difficult circumstance from which there is no escape because of mutually conflicting or dependent conditions.
Anon: -Catch 22
Barchar: (I mean, do they identify as female?)
Brad: -A little box with a generic videotape poisoned effects appears above. It's a box with a negative sign first though. Hey, if BC was poisoned, it did some shit!-
Smol Asriel: ((I have no clue
Smol Asriel: ((That just
Smol Asriel: ((Came out of nowhere
Brad: -Otherwise, she is unaffected.-
Barchar: not poisoned.
Smol Asriel: ((Those two sentences
Barchar: "...I don't FEEL any different? But I don't know if I'd be able to tell."
Brad: "Yeah doubt it worked."
Jäger Leyline: ....if he learned about this.....does he know about....other weakess?
Brad: "Cures the poison status effect."
Barchar: "Nothing nobody else knows."
Barchar: "But I don't know how much WDG knows about us."
Gaster: "Shit, him."
Smol Asriel: (("//I might be a grill"
Brad: "Sounds like a boss name."
Jäger Leyline: falls asleep. work time
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Smol Asriel: ((Oh boy
Anon: ((So imo you should never say 'I might be a X'
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Barchar: "Doven was made by him."
Anon: ((Just say 'i'm Fluid' 'i'm Girl' etc
Gaster: "Mmmh."
Anon: ((Otherwise it makes you look like an attention seeking shit
Brad: -He nods.-
Gaster: ((well there is questioning stuff
Barchar: "Took some Jager. Some...other shitty person. With some shitty nature along with the shitty nurture."
Anon: ((This isn't questioning this is 'I MIGHT be a girl but you don't know that'
Gaster: ((oooooh
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Barchar: "Aaand is training him to kill shit and lead monsters. Because everybody loves an emotionless leader with no compassion."
Smol Asriel: ((I never said 'I might be a girl' even though I was considering it for months
Brad: "Sheesh."
Brad: "Sounds worse than where I'm from."
Smol Asriel: ((I just made my decision and said so
Gaster: ((i mean, i don't really bring up my gender shit either
Gaster: ((if people ask I usually send ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Brad: "Thrown to spend years in a dungeon because you did a little snooping years ago is better than having a kid like that for a leader."
Smol Asriel: ((If you're asking questions about it, then that's fine, but just saying 'I might be X' out of the blue when nobody asked is probing for attention I think
Gaster: ((considering this is that inky shit
Gaster: ((they're being an attention whore
Anon: ((Chime don't take this the wrong way but I got a question
Anon: ((Do I call you they/them or she/her
Gaster: ((yes
Anon: ((I'm gonna fucking use shade pronouns then
Gaster: ((you can use he/him for all i care
Barchar: (I mean, I use she because the first time I Said 'he' peeps were like 'chime is grill' )
Smol Asriel: ((Who could refuse dialgir/palkiself
Anon: ((Girate could
Gaster: ((nooo
Anon: ((Sorry chime you've got the shade pronouns
: ((I had a Mountain Dew today))
: ((And they had))
Anon: ((Also known as 'lets add E, Im, or Er to random things'
: ((A little this that has Mountain Dew and Doritos together))
: ((Thing*
: ((They know. They kneo how to advertise to me))
: ((Also. The fucking new emote for DVA))
: ((Not even hiding that it's Mountain Dew and Doritos.))
: ((Green can red bag))
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Anon: clipboARDS
Anon: a dilemma or difficult circumstance from which there is no escape because of mutually conflicting or dependent conditions.
Smol Asriel: /I might be a grill
Gaster: ((¯\_(ツ)_/¯
: ((Sets Isaac's health to 1. Does not remove Soul Hearts or Black Hearts unless playing as ???.
Barchar: she sighs, shuddering a bit
Brad: "Cold?"
Gaster: "You feeling okay?"
Barchar: "Scared."
Gaster: "I can understand why."
Brad: "I'd comfort you... But seems like he's already. I don't really know you much, either."
: ((Uhm))
: ((It ain't that good tho))
Barchar: "Yeah."
: ((Especially early game))
Smol Asriel: ((Tiny planet with normal isaac is awfyl
: ((Early game it sucks))
Gaster: hugs Barchar close. "I'm Here for you, okay?"
Barchar: "...Thanks, Guardian." she chuckles. "Guess I can see why you have that codename.
Gaster: "Mmmh."
Smol Asriel: ((I've never played an isaac run with watsky on before, lemme try
Barchar: "...We should probably talk with Muffet, sooner rather than later."
Asmodeus : -He tosses himself on the the couch, and lies down. He seems to have green numbers slowly go above his head.-
Brad: -Fuck, he did that.-
Gaster: "Yes. Soon is good."
Barchar: "...Actual talk. I like her. A lot. I don't want her to think that's changed."
Anon: ((Fuk u say Tiny Planet is the best item in the game
: ((It's actually really bad on certain runs))
Gaster: "You have her number, don't you?"
Barchar: "Yeah."
Gaster: "Then call her in when you're ready."
Anon: Flat Penny?
: ((Key chance on coin pickup iirc))
Barchar: "...Where would you wanna do it? Here?"
Anon: ((I'll keep my paperclip
: ((Yeah))
: ((Flat penny is really good))
Barchar: (its like a fuckin 50/50 shot you will be rolling in keys)
Anon: Do I take one
Smol Asriel: ((OK
Smol Asriel: ((FIRST ITEM
Smol Asriel: ((TINY PLANET
Anon: ((I didn't take a devil item
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Barchar: (I'd have taken the pact on the left-damage and tears up, good shit)
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Smol Asriel: ((Mom's pearls
Barchar: (But I'm better at the game, when you're new it's not worth going down to one heart for it)
Brad: "...@
Anon: ((D10
Anon: ((Reroll enemies?
Anon: ((Can I reroll shitty bosses?
: ((No))
: ((d10 is kinda bad, imo))
Barchar: (Unfortunately not)
: ((Good for somethings))
Barchar: (d10 always gives you enemies that are way too hard for where you are. Like, invariably)
Barchar: (So when you die, you can conclusively say that)
Anon: ((it just rerolled a spider into gurdy jr
Anon: ((fuck this item
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: ((Get fucked))
Barchar: (IT WAS HIM! D10!)
Gaster: starts to hum something he thinks is soothing.
: Welcome to PMD
: Where Absols get high
: And the bees are fucky
Barchar: Take me down to pmd city where the sage is blazed and the blaze is shitty
Barchar: it is, actually, a bit. Not much, but a bit
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Gaster: -Success!-
Smol Asriel: ((Oh boy
Smol Asriel: ((Yum heart
Barchar: "...Yeah. Here. Definitely."
Gaster: "Or... you can call her to wherever you want."
Anon: ((What the fuck
Anon: ((I had three hearts
Anon: ((I just got instant killed
Barchar: "I don't know where else I would."
Brad: -He pulls out some sort of boom box. But light, upbeat ambient chlorine stuff plays. Probably to lighten up the mood.-
: Welcome to Bee City
Gaster: "Good point."
: Where the hot bees are pretty
: Chlorine
: Chip. Tune.
: And the stingers are shitty
Anon: ((Hook worm
Anon: ((I'm gonna hold onto these worms
Anon: ((I fucking love the worms
: ((You'd love rainbow worm))
: ((Also, zip worm is really good))
: ((Also, you'd like fruit cake))
: ((Fruit cake is fun))
Barchar: [Hey, Muffet. Mind coming here to talk a bit?]
Muffet: [ talk, or...?]
Barchar: [No. Actual talk. With words.]
Muffet: [Ah]
: Welcome to Beach City
Muffet: [Sure thing. Une seconde <3]
: Where the gepree prett
: Mobile
: Whu
: Why*
: Damn it
: Bread
: What did you do
Muffet: she comes in, humming. "...Oh my. This is not pleasant seeming."
: Anyways
: Welcome to Beach City
Gaster: It's... not.
: Where the gems are pretty and Homeworld is shitty
Brad: "Hello."
Chuck: -He comes in through the teleporter.-
Smol Asriel: "Hi.."
Chuck: "Hery everyo-"
Gaster: ((OH GOD
Anon: ((Guppy's head?
Gaster: ((brb gotta get out of my room
Chuck: -He just takes one look at Muffet and fucks off.-
Muffet: "...Oh." she walked over. "What's wrong?"
Anon: ((Is that any good?
Smol Asriel: ((Very good
Anon: ((Worth a heart?
Smol Asriel: ((Yes
: (("who gave the dog beans"
: ((Hips head is alright. You don't need to hold it to get partially though the guppy transformation though))
: ((That's hilarious
: ((Just need to pick up once))
Gaster: ((okay
Gaster: ((i'm bac after my dog enacted chemical warfare on me
Gaster: "It's the mind control."
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Muffet: "...Oh my. She told you about that."
Gaster: "Yes, and apparently Doven knows."
Muffet: she gasps. "Oh dear lord that is not what I thought this was leading to"
Muffet: "I just thought I'd have to defend what I did, not...that."
Gaster: "Okay, I'll see about it later."
Gaster: ((wait
Gaster: ((what
Gaster: ((why did i type that
Gaster: ((gimme a moment
Barchar: (...i don't know)
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Gaster: ((alright, i think I know why
Gaster: ((the only thing i've eaten today was a plate of spaghetti
Gaster: ((so
Gaster: ((now i've got a nacho
Gaster: ((like, a big one
Gaster: ((and there's also like
Gaster: ((dog fumes
Barchar: (A nacho)
Barchar: (ONE singular nacho)
Gaster: ((i'm just shoving food in my mouth
Gaster: ((it's a ton of chips
Gaster: ((and cheese
Gaster: ((and all the salsa we've got left
Gaster: ((ANYWAY
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Gaster: "... So. Solutions."
Anon: ((What do Ace of Spades do
Smol Asriel: Wtf
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Barchar: (...i forget)
Anon: ((Pulse Worm
: ((Pulse worm is weird))
Muffet: "Hm..." she taps her chin. "Truth be told, I've never even considered UNdoing a trigger. I'm not sure if I could."
Gaster: "All things considered, it may be necessary."
Muffet: "Maybe..."
Brad: "Am I allowed to make a few suggestions, and ask a few questions?"
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Barchar: "Yeah, sure."
Anon: ((I've got a choice of
Smol Asriel: hasn't done too much
Smol Asriel: seems kinda dazed
Anon: ((Paper Clip, Ace of Spades, Pulse Worm
Anon: ((And Match Stick
Brad: "First off, can anyone trigger the mind control?"
Muffet: "...I mean, there's kind of a...cadence to it." she said, thinking. "But I'd think just about anyone could if they knew how to do it correctly."
: ((Ace of spades is key doubling iirc))
Barchar: (no)
: ((Wait no))
: ((I'm an idiot))
Barchar: (IT has to do with cards)
Gaster: rubs his chin.
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Barchar: "...Honestly, Gaster? I don't want it gone. I just...don't want him to use it."
: ((The fuck does ace of spades do. Makes the bicycle cards more common, right?))
: ((Pulse worm for fun))
: ((Lock pick for potential items))
Barchar: "But it's...nice. It actually let's me ran, without having my head constantly being flooded."
Anon: ((I'll take pulse worm
: ((Ace of spades for better chance at getting good cards))
: ((Welp))
Brad: "Second, must the same person trigger it off after triggering it on?"
Muffet: "..."
Anon: WHY
Brad: "Is that something that needs to be tested?"
Muffet: "I have no idea. Truth be told, this is the first time I've had more than one person even aware it exists."
Muffet: "That one person invariably being me."
Smol Asriel: leans on ea
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Brad: "Only if she's okay with it, we should test it,"
Endling Asriel: "I love you..."
Smol Asriel: "I love you too.."
Smol Asriel: looks dazed and confused
Endling Asriel: "...anything wrong?"
Smol Asriel: "Just.."
Barchar: she shrugs
Smol Asriel: "I don't.. I feel fuzzy"
Smol Asriel: moves his fingers
Smol Asriel: "Numb.."
Brad: "May I?"
Döven : -walks in. A bit bruised uo
Gaster: "Yes, Chara. May we?"
Barchar: she sees him come in.
Brad: "Well that is an unfortunate turn of events."
Endling Asriel: "...Hmm."
Barchar: "Look, I'm fine." she pushes away from Gaster. "I appreciate that you want to help me, but I'm fine."
Döven : oh dont stop on my account
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Gaster: "..."
Brad: "..."
Anon: ((Purple heart
Anon: ((Challenge Up
Barchar: she would rather not give away what was going on, if she doesn't have to
Anon: ((Is this the miyu item
Barchar: (more champions)
Smol Asriel: ((God shoe is so fun
Döven : ...something the matter?
Gaster: "So anyway, you'll never believe what my kids did the other day..."
Smol Asriel: takes his hand into both his
Muffet: "Really?"
Barchar: "If I didn't want help from Gaster, I certainly don't want help from you." shd sneered
Döven : Im sure its thrilling. Did they suck their thumb?
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Brad: -He raises the volume on his music a bit, leaning his head back.-
Gaster: "Yeah, she tried to make an omlette and, well."
Muffet: "Oh, lord. That always goes well."
Anon: ((Died
Gaster: "I don't think that corsiva understands that while cooking is fun, there's such thing as overkill."
Muffet: she shrugs. "How the burnt cookie crumbles."
Muffet: "I'm sure she'll figure it out."
Döven : walks over to Jager
Gaster: "It... it tasted like soap."
Döven : I can see Father has drunk himslef to sleep
Brad: "I'll take suggestions on music."
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Barchar: "Yeah."
Brad: -Currently playing nothing in particular. Just some upbeat chip tune stuff.-
Gaster: looks at Brad. "How about Jazz?"
Döven : ...something he does regularly?
Brad: "Any artists? Or just in general?"
Gaster: "In general."
Gaster: was talking to Brad.
Brad: -The boom boxes starts to play some jazz music.-
Barchar: "Not until you decided to be a little shit."
Döven : No no he doesnt. hes become too open hearted to everyone around him
Barchar: "Oh, yeah. When I think of him, I think that he's just too damn compassionate. It's a fucking crying shame."
Gaster: ((here have my jazz playlist
Anon: When it's 2 real
: ((Add police bread))
: ((Add him))
: ((He's a cool dude))
Döven : apparently he is
Barchar: "Whatever."
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Gaster: bites back the urge to say "At least he's not a little bitch."
Barchar: "Have you ever considered that maybe, just maybe, YOU'RE wrong?"
Smol Asriel: "I missed you.."
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Endling Asriel: "As dos I..."
: Did*
Döven : No
Gaster: "Maybe you should."
Barchar: "Well, maybe that arrogance is something worth kicking."
Barchar: "Because trust me, nobody is always right. And so far, you haven't been right often."
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Smol Asriel: hugs oncemore
Smol Asriel: ((Laharl, my steam is Darkshadowlord666420bong
Döven : Leaders dony have luxury to question whats right or wrong. You have to act on what is the best course of action
Smol Asriel: ((hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up tail my name is Dylan but u can call me t3h fUrr7 oF CUUUTE!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im a cutie!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet precious cinnabons like me … im 17 years old (im cute 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch Zootopia w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite Movie!!! bcuz its SOOOO CUTE!!!! shesprecious 2 of course but i want 2 meet more cutie pies 😃 like they say the more the Furrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of fureinds here so give me lots of cuddles!!!! GLOMPS U XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein Cute again ^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-She's seen too much.-[/font]
Barchar: "Actually, often, leaders are supposed to ttempt to balance morality and practicality. Too much of either leads to problems."
Barchar: "And you are practically tripping over yourself on the practicality spectrum."
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Gaster: "A leader must have compassion to understand their problems."
Döven : oh? and what experience do you have leading?
Barchar: "None personally, but I've seen twelve years worth of leaders and read hundreds of years worth."
Gaster: "I made my own timeline."
Gaster: "I was pretty much the defacto leader."
Barchar: "Leaders without compassion get looked on as monsters, seen as one of the few truly evil people ever."
Döven : its always done by a group of people or one person, that make and decide for the thousands. The concept of the normal oerson having power is nothing more than a ruse to quell them
Gaster: laughs. "What kind of dystopia were you raised in?"
Barchar: "Point being?"
Döven : They make the tough calls and remove those who oppose them be it through the shadows or by force
Barchar: "Wait, wha-are you getting into some fucking conspiracy theory democracy is controlled by the lizards bullshit?"
Döven : I wasnt raised by anyone I grew up on my own
Barchar: "Dude, I saw 2016. That was a SHITSHOW, and no democracy-based dissappearings occurred."
Gaster: is tempted not to start howling.
Barchar: "You sound like fucking Nobody."
Barchar: "How would you even know how leaders worked? Because WDG told you?"
Döven : Ive watched and read plenty of history. those who have an iron will destroy opposition
Barchar: "So sane way I have, yeah?"
Gaster: "Do you really think destroying them is the best option?"
Döven : Grandfather gave me the means and skills to do so
Barchar: "Ever heard of Adolph fucking Hitler? Joseph Stalin? Ivan the terrible? Napoleon Bonaparte?"
Döven : No
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "Present."
Barchar: "Then you need to do some more reading, friend, because you are just wrong."
Gaster: "Oh, child - what."
Döven : (adolf hitler*
Gaster: "Are you like."
Gaster: "Waifu hitler?"
Barchar: "An iron will just gets you enemies. And no matter how good your reflexes are. No matter how strong. Enough enemies could kill a God."
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "...Oh, so just because i'm a waifu means i'm histler."
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "I see how it is."
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "I mean, both are true."
Smol Asriel: i just went looking for a funny chiaki meme and found this
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "But god, you can't just ASK someone if they're waifu hitler."
Döven : You show people that you have strength and they will flock to you
Gaster: "Um. Excuse me for a moment."
Barchar: "If you show people you have no compassion, they will revile you."
Döven : but I bet those leaders were blinded by some idealogoy
Gaster: looks at Doven.
Gaster: "People respect authority and integrity."
Gaster: "You are a child. You still have growing to do."
Barchar: "Well, obviously he's not going to try until he's older."
Smol Asriel: there we go
Barchar: Poor chiaki
Döven : I will only become more powerful the older I get
Barchar: "Are you not paying attention? Power without compassion just makes a brute. Most don't like to be led by brutes. Even agile ones."
Döven : strong enough to stop humanity and put them in thiet place
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "I'll just be here."
Gaster: "Oh, so you're giving me an excuse to snap your neck before you do that."
Döven : there is no compassion with humams
Döven : Id like to see you try
Barchar: "You do not know humans, if that's what you think."
Döven : hmph
Chalor: Well there are some humans that are just assholes
Anon: Case in point
Döven : leaves but not thru the anydoor
Chalor: Is she 'human'
Chalor: Who knows
Barchar: "All in all, to sum it up, you're arrogant and don't understand the world as well as you think you do, darl-where the hell?
Frism: for prismtale, yes
Frism: I wonder if golem is like, a multidimensional racial slur against prismtale universes. Hm.
Gaster: Where the hell is he off to?
Gaster: "I get the feeling we should follow him."
Barchar: she agreed before you said that, as she's following him
Barchar: she'll know what he's doing, but that doesn't matter
Gaster: follows too.
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Gaster: ((oh man that was a good roblox is hell stream
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Gaster: ((
Barchar: (What?)
Gaster: ((vinesauce streamer plays roblox
Döven : is kickinh the shit out of trees
Barchar: "..."
Gaster: ((he gets sent various roblox games an uh
Gaster: ((things happen
Gaster: watching him do that.
Gaster: "I... I'm not sure what this is supposed to accomplish."
Barchar: is at a safe distance
Döven : is damn good at it
Barchar: "Venting?" age muttered. Or training. "
Barchar: She*
Barchar: What the actual fuck, why is it making she into age
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Barchar: ...actually wait I might be doing it jysekf, 's and a are both right next to each other, along with H and g
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Barchar: she almost gets up to go closer, No. Not right now.
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Gaster: shrugs. "Oooor he just likes being a... well."
: >Magmar uses Lemon Enticement!
Gaster: "I'm sorry your child's an edgelord."
Barchar: "He is NOT my child."
: >Dewt is infatuated!
Barchar: "Maybe he's Jager's child, but he sure as hell isn't mine."
Gaster: nods, rubbing his chin.
Barchar: "And we're agreed on that front."
Gaster: "Mmh."
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Gaster: summons a small blaster, just in case.
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Barchar: she's just waiting for...something
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Gaster: -Well presumably it wasn't that.-
Barchar: -no that's from pmd-
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Döven : (sry work
Barchar: (Its cool. Do what you gotta do)
Döven : is training obviously
Gaster: sighs and shivers a little.
Döven : ...what? would you care to replace the tree?
Barchar: "You alright, dad. Gaster. The first felt comfortable for like two milliseconds and then weird but whatever"
Gaster: "I'm cold."
Barchar: "Nah. You can kill trees all you want. I do it a lot."
Döven : cold? that somethomg you have a problem with?
Gaster: "Yes."
Döven : bones become brittle and break easily?
Gaster: "Why don't you give it a shot?"
Döven : its not cold enough
Döven : but Ill remember that for later
Barchar: gives him a slightly worried look
Gaster: "Hm. I didn't think you'd back down from a challenge."
Döven : only a fool charges in blind
Döven : study your target
Döven : find all weakness
Döven : and exploit them
Gaster: "Hmm... alright."
Gaster: is immediately planning something.
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Pleinair: "..."
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Döven : quickly silces through a tree
Döven : ....stand back.....or dont
Gaster: does stand back but keeps watching.
Barchar: she sidesteps out of its path
Döven : cuts it into threecpieces as it falls
Barchar: slow clap
Döven : sheathes his sword
Gaster: claps a little.
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Döven : .....
Barchar: "Impressive."
Döven : why are you out here watching me?
Barchar: "Probably because you left suddenly and we don't trust you?"
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Döven : despite you bring all seeing here
Barchar: "Can't interfere if you do something where I'm not."
Gaster: "Well. Maybe I like being close to someone I consider a daughter."
Döven : .....dony you have enough kids?
Barchar: "I drafted myself."
Döven : ....good for you
Smol Asriel: Wait
Smol Asriel: Did I forget to put fellby on the waifu counter
Gaster: "Ah... I suppose I do have quite a lot, but maybe that's because I'm a good person."
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Smol Asriel: Fixed
Gaster: ((... He's on the waifu counter?
Barchar: How is Fellby a bread waifu?
Döven : hmph
: ((Gates to Infinity
: ((I mentioned it
Döven : ((hes my waifu
: ((Ban me /s
Gaster: ((i don't believe fellby fucked a bread character
Barchar: (And mine)
Smol Asriel: Asmo flirted with him
Gaster: ((... oh yeah
Barchar: (Thats not a waifu)
Smol Asriel: ((Flame we counted his left hand
Barchar: (He's orgasmed from that )
Barchar: (But not from Fellby)
: ((Has Asmo masturbated
Smol Asriel: ((How do you know he didn't go home and jack off to the conversation?
Barchar: (Jesus H christ what made frisky give seven flipping billion sins)
Gaster: ((frisky themself is a very sinful person
Döven : soo what? youre looking to make me like one of your kids
Gaster: "You already appear to have a father."
Barchar: "No, he's looking to make sure you're not doing anything bad."
Barchar: "And probably to make sure you didn't do anything to me, since I was about to come alone."
Barchar: "Then I guess we got sidetracked watching. All sarcasm aside that was kind of neat."
Döven : yeah youre right since he would techicnally be my grandfather
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Barchar: "Why am I suddenly your mom now? You were pretty adamant against that before."
Döven : ....yeah well thats the result of perrfection in training
Döven : because it annoys you
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Döven : and seeing how if you intend on ever marrying Father I will techincally be your step son
Barchar: "Right. Well, make no mistake, I have no intention of claiming responsibility of you."
Döven : whatever...
Gaster: -The small blaster rests on Gaster's shoulder. He scratches it on the chin.-
Döven : pulls his sword out
Barchar: "Chill."
Döven : begins performing katas.
Barchar: "It was just a precaution. It's not gonna fire. Unless you know. You attack."
Barchar: "Oor do that." she sighed, turning around. "Let's go, Guardian."
Döven : approriate word
Gaster: sighs. "Alright, dear."
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: I gave seven billion sins
Pleinair: "..."
: Because everybody on Earth is a fuck
Barchar: "That's his name." she said, walking off
Döven : what you.just wanted to watch me practice?
Gaster: -The tiny blaster coos a little. Gaster turns.-
Gaster: "Yes."
Barchar: "I wanted to see what you were doing. And ideally, stop it."
Barchar: "If we needed to."
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Barchar: "But we don't. So whatever. Have fun. Don't cut your arm off. Or do, whatever."
Döven : ........
Döven : cuts another tree down
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Gaster: "Hello."
Barchar: she glances at him. "Hi."
: "Anything really alcoholic?" Says a high-pitched, but strange voice, before he turns around.
: "...?" he just, looks at the group. His scarf billowing in the nonexistant wind.
: He's gotta be cold in the snowy-located bar without a shirt.
Gaster: feels like this person's familiar...
Jäger Leyline: -is still on the couch-
: "You need something?"
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Gaster: "I was simply being polite."
Barchar: "Uh, no. I live here."
: "Oh, wierdos."
Gaster: goes to the bar and orders some tea.
: He spins back around, looking at Grillby.
: "...What do you mean I can't have it? I'm of age."
Barchar: she sits next to Jager
Gaster: nods to grillby as he's handed a teapot. "Thank you."
: "I'm...uhh..."
: "1,247 years old now?"
: "Give or take a few years, gimme my alocohol."
Jäger Leyline: -is asleep. work
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: "What do you MEAN I have to have an ID I'm the ov-fine, fine, fine."
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Barchar: "The ov-oh."
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Barchar: "Oh, hi laharl."
Gaster: -The scent of cinammon wafts through the air. "You're Laharl, aren't you?"
Laharl: "...Yeah? Am I that famous?"
Barchar: "Nah. I just know a lot of shit."
Barchar: "I've also been to your dimension. I got a staff."
Laharl: "..." You can literally see the ellipses over his head.
Gaster: "I knew Flonne."
Laharl: "...OH!"
Laharl: "Hell, is this THAT bar?"
Laharl: "The one I almost threw the sun at?"
Barchar: "Yup."
Barchar: "Yyyyeah."
Barchar: "And the one you gave the TV to."
Laharl: "...I gave a TV?"
Laharl: Note: Laharl rarely does anyting the news says he does, that's usually Etna, Flonne, or Pleinair doing it.
Laharl: Or Sicily.
Barchar: "...Well, they SAID you did."
Gaster: lifts his finger to point at the TV. Presumably the Pleinair show is on.
Pleinair: "..."
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Laharl: "...Huh, probably Sicily."
Gaster: ((... you know what i realized
Laharl: "...Why is it on the news?"
Laharl: ((HAH
Barchar: "Because that's basically the only thing we have
Laharl: "...You can't change the channel?"
Barchar: just don't make the joke or she'll probably smack you
Gaster: "Well, sometimes it changes."
Barchar: "We can."
Chalor: Remembrs the voice, if she knew about the current situation she'd make the joke.
Laharl: "Huh."
Laharl: "You do realize it's REALLY unhealthy to keep Pleinair on right?"
Laharl: "Like, I use this show as an interrogation method."
Barchar: "...I like it."
Laharl: "..."
Gaster: "Well, I'm not here, usually."
Laharl: "Her producers literally use compulsion spells on her."
Gaster: "And when I am, well... I 'm usually focused on other things."
Barchar: "It's simple. Nothing, but unabashedly nothing. As opposed to everything se, trying hard and failing to be something."
Laharl: "No, thats just the compulsion."
Laharl: "See, it's a spell Flonne used to know. It compells people to look at something."
Laharl: He facepalms with a 'you're all fucking idiots' look on his face.
Barchar: "Well. Uh."
Barchar: "That's not really a problem with me."
Barchar: "I'd be seeing it anyway."
Laharl: "..." He kinda, scans the room.
Gaster: "It's kind of quiet right now."
Barchar: "Yeah."
Laharl: "..."
Laharl: "By the way, has a little girl been here?"
Laharl: "About half my height, has wings, blue hairbows?"
Laharl: "Sells stuff?"
Gaster: "... She also sounds familiar."
Laharl: "Not Flonne."
Barchar: "Sicily? Yeah, she almost killed my boyfriend indirectly because he drank some demon beer that she sold to a fire elemental."
Laharl: "...Damnit."
Laharl: "Look, she's not supposed to be selling that stuff, if someone dies and we get sued i'll have to go to court and shit, and then i'll have to kill everyone at the court to pass."
Laharl: "And it'll suck."
Barchar: "No hard feelings anymore. He ended up fine enough."
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Barchar: "Then I, Barchar no-middle-nane Leyline, decree I shall not take overlord laharl nor his sister Sicily to court for any reason."
Laharl: He just, narrows his eyes.
Gaster: "I think we've got different things to worry about anyway."
Laharl: "If you were a demon i'd be stabbing you right now for how bullshit that would be."
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.
Barchar: "Psh. It's called a joke."
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Gaster: scratches the little blaster under the chin again.
Laharl: "I don't much."
: Schywey [Schywey] is now Schyroton [Schyroton].
Laharl: joke
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Laharl: Where'd the Joke go
: ((I'm gonna go to bed now
: ((Gn
Smol Asriel: ((I'm excited for ze
Schyroton: ((gn
Barchar: "That's not my fault."
Smol Asriel: ((Is gon b gud
Laharl: "..Whatever."
Smol Asriel: ((Son
Smol Asriel: ((Sit down
: ((Bitch please
Laharl: He stands up, idly crushing his drink in his hand.
CryingEevee OOC: ((okay, about ZE. i don't think i'll be up for doing another run of it.))
Smol Asriel: ((You know not a long chapter until you've gone for 9 hours
Smol Asriel: ((What
Laharl: ((What
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: ((What
: ((Lolno
: ((You do you, man
CryingEevee OOC: ((like, for another ending))
: ((If you don't feel like ZE that's fine
Smol Asriel: ((You're just gonna be satisfied with the kanny ending?
Barchar: (...huh. Alright)
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Zero IX [Zero IX].
Barchar: (I'm surprised, but it's your opinion and it's fine)
: ((Also btw PMD won't ever be over five hours again unless it's the finale or some shit))
: ((Just a local PSA
CryingEevee OOC: ((ZE is the kinda thing that feels like... it won't be as impactful after the first time))
Schyroton: enters the bar. "Helllllo."
Gaster: "Ah, Hello, Schyro."
: ((Before I go to sleep
Barchar: "Hi, Schyro."
Gaster: -The little blaster purrs.-
Schyroton: Hhi Gaster, Barchar...
Schyroton: Um. Llittle blblaster?
Zero IX: ((It's been made from the ground up to be played multiple times
: ((Mew = Fun shit, yet to do it all in one session felt very dragged out Celebi = Lorey shit with splotches of fun in it, will take multiple sessions))
Laharl: He gives a wave to Schyro from the bar, his scarf billowing in the wind
Barchar: (Yeah I really don't know where you're getting that. But, again, your choice)
Gaster: motions outside. "Doven's exploring a career in being a lumberjack."
Zero IX: he's on the tv again
Schyroton: ...
Barchar: "And a douchebag."
: ((I still don't know how Chapter 17 dragged out for so long lol
Zero IX: "Well friendoes, my time's up"
Pleinair: "..."
: ((Anyway
Barchar: "Mostly the latter."
Schyroton: Aalright.
CryingEevee OOC: ((if someone wants to replace me, that's fine))
Schyroton: Annd um. Helllo.
: ((I'm going to be-- fuck time to watch this
Zero IX: ((We're working that out now because I need an Echo
Barchar: "...I haven't seen you for a bloody month, what are you on about?"
Pleinair: Zero IX is now starring on the Pleinair show.
Schyroton: thnks, 'whos this clown', about Zero.
Pleinair: Although she's a burned on image on the screen, you can swear she's got a different look on her face at Zero.
Barchar: Replace one rabbit with another
Zero IX: "Well, someone new's coming along"
Zero IX: "I guess the first game got over with"
Zero IX: "So seeyaaaaaa!"
Gaster: "...."
: ((Yeah I'm just going to go to bed now
CryingEevee OOC: ((gn))
: Zero IX [Zero IX] is now Zero VIII [Zero VIII].
: ((PMD was tiring af
Barchar: "...Bye. I guess."
Schyroton: ((gn
Laharl: Zero the Eighth.
: Frisky 's connection timed out.
Gaster: "Who was that?"
Schyroton: Nno ideano idddea.
Laharl: Laharl just, sips from his crushed drink, his scarf billowing.
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh d00d vinny will be doing corruptions tonight))
Gaster: ((oh shit really?
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah))
Gaster: ((i know gpm did roblox is hell
Zero VIII: now appears next to pleinair
CryingEevee OOC: ((after museum of anything goes and super mario world randomized))
Zero VIII: This is the eight zero
CryingEevee OOC: ((he's streaming now btw))
Laharl: "Is that a Nekomata?"
Gaster: "Hooooly shit, it's anime!"
Barchar: "...Oh. A cat."
Barchar: there are three types of people
Zero VIII: "Um.."
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=]someone say nekomata?[/url]))
Zero VIII: "Hi?"
Schyroton: ...Ththis llooks like someththing Glamor wwould watch.
Schyroton: ...Hhello?
Gaster: "Or corsiva..."
Barchar: "Hi."
Zero VIII: better pic from the actual game
Zero VIII: "Well, um.."
Zero VIII: "What are you doing here?"
Schyroton: ......
Gaster: "Relaxing. Keeping an eye on edge-lord out there."
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Zero VIII: "Ok."
Barchar: "I live here."
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: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.
Zero VIII: "That's nice"
Zero VIII: sounds quite young
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Epsilon: [color=#ffdab9]well, they might come out of this still liking kitties[/color]
Epsilon: [color=#ffdab9]bunnies are still a bad tho[/color]
Schyroton: Sso, um, whho are you?
Zero VIII: catgirl loli queens might work
Zero VIII: "Zero"
Zero VIII: "The Eighth Zero"
Epsilon: [color=#ffdab9]I thought I changed their color back what[/color]
Red: -oh great now anime is trying to kill her-
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Gaster: "... And?"
Zero VIII: "And what?"
Barchar: "The last one was the ninth."
Barchar: "She's the eighth."
Zero VIII: "Yeah, so?"
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Zero VIII: "Oh, and great job assuming my gender, shitlord"
Gaster: "Look, I feel like this applys to someone else..."
Zero VIII: points accusingly at barchar's general direction
Epsilon: [color=#ffdab9]there we go. Better.[/color]
Barchar: she waves a hand. "Whatever. *
Epsilon: [color=#ffdab9]tbh I missed this nice red when I had to change it. That magenta was not particularly nice[/color]
Schyroton: ...Ii really reallly don't know whwhether this connncerns us.
CryingEevee OOC: (("we're all shitty from time to time"))
Epsilon: [color=#ffdab9]when this is all said and done I'm probably changing it back to this[/color]
Schyroton: ((that wasnt even magenta
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Barchar: (I don't give a shit about ur color theory mv all I know is I didn't like the color and prefer the red)
Gaster: yawns a little.
Schyroton: ((you had pink
Schyroton: ((pale pink
Schyroton: ((magenta is vibrant you butt
Barchar: (I can only do so much with my shitty knowledge of colors and a questionable color selection tool)
Schyroton: ...Aare you okay, Gaster?
Gaster: "Yes."
Barchar: (like I said, all I know is that the color I used was not one I liked and that I much prefer the red)
Zero VIII: "Don't you whatever me"
Epsilon: [color=#ffdab9]plus it fits with the fact that they were probably a mass murderer before lol[/color]
Schyroton: ...
Gaster: pours himself another cup of teal.
Gaster: *tea
Schyroton: ((why not a cup of magenta
Barchar: "I can whatever whoever I want."
CryingEevee OOC: ((why not a cup of shadow the hedgehog?))
Barchar: "If you show up as much as the last one I'll maybe see you twice after this."
Zero VIII: "And you've already shown yourself to be an awful person"
Zero VIII: puffs out her cheeks in an anime way, pouty
Gaster: ((>leaves the room to get a drink of tea
Barchar: refrains from going "d'awwww"
Gaster: ((>hears ominous wind
Barchar: "Oh well."
Gaster: ((>decides i'm not thirsty
Schyroton: ((its a drifloon
: [tem] [TemTemTem] is now [tem] [Soul_Food].
Gaster: -The scent of cinnamon wafts around him.-
Soul_Food: *meanwhile*
Schyroton: ...
Soul_Food: *in the future*
CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai tem))
Soul_Food: (( hey ))
Schyroton: goes to sit down but bumps his hip into
Soul_Food: (( how are things? ))
Schyroton: *into Laharl.
Laharl: "..."
Schyroton: Shhit, sorry.
Laharl: He just, kinda turns his head to Schyro.
CryingEevee OOC: ((pretty good))
Laharl: "...See, don't take this the wrong way."
Soul_Food: *waits for someone*
Schyroton: backs up a bit.
Laharl: "But why are your hips triple the size of my best succubus?"
Schyroton: ....
Gaster: "... Schyro, I can make them smaller if you want."
Schyroton: immediately looks away, tugging at his hair.
Muffet: that's a shitty succubus there laharl
Schyroton: Plplease do.
Laharl: "See, this is an important question, because I literally am being damaged by them."
Gaster: "I will."
Laharl: Laharl has a literal physical weakness to words of love, and sexy people.
Laharl: And hips count.
Soul_Food: *a portal opens and they step through... swapping places with a... something?? was that a temmie?? They're so sweet~!*
Fellby: -So, theoretically-
Muffet: luckily for him then she's off trying to mentally parse UNbrainwashing people.
Fellby: -if he were to unbutton his shirt in laharl's presence-
Laharl: I mean he's still level 9999.
Laharl: So Fellby and Muffet wouldn't be able to murder him.
Laharl: But yes, Fellby could likely cause Laharl to start bleeding internally with a sexy slide.
Schyroton: doesn't make eye contact. "Ii didn't ask for ththis... my body wawas built this way."
Soul_Food: *arives in a... bathroom? Why would someone..?*
Schyroton: Ththe internnals of it.
Fellby: -Luckily for Laharl, he's off stewing about his relationship with Jager.-
Zero VIII: "I bet you love it, huh?"
Laharl: He falls out of his chair.
Soul_Food: *walks out of a bathroom*
Fellby: -He's gonna need someone to talk with him about that.-
Laharl: Like he literally froze up.
Laharl: And fell out of his chair.
Soul_Food: *sniffs the air*
Laharl: At the word Love.
Gaster: "..."
Soul_Food: I smell... f-
Schyroton: ...
Soul_Food: err
Soul_Food: Souls.
Gaster: "Mister Laharl, are you okay?"
Soul_Food: Mmm...
Laharl: "Ack...One."
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Laharl: "If you're gonna use an honorful thing like Mister, I want it to be Mister Krichevskoy."
Laharl: "And two."
Laharl: "Yes, I am fine."
Gaster: "Alright. Would you like me to help you up?"
Soul_Food: ((hOi!))
Laharl: He just, levitates himself up, his scarf flapping like a pair of wings.
Barchar: "...Oh dear lord, don't tell me you're hurt by the word 'love'."
Laharl: He recoils.
Laharl: "Stop that!"
Muffet: well. Theres
Barchar: Two. At least. But hey
Soul_Food: Oh...
Laharl: "Seriously, Flonne is bad enough."
Barchar: "...I don't know whether that's dad or hilarious."
Barchar: "Sad*"
Zero VIII: "Love hurts you?"
Soul_Food: It seems some has a love alergy.
Zero VIII: "That is"
Soul_Food: ...
Zero VIII: "So dumb"
Gaster: ((DAD?
Laharl: "..."
Soul_Food: sum1.
Zero VIII: "You're dumb."
Schyroton: Ccan you guguys stop?
Laharl: He stands up.
Laharl: "Y'know what."
Barchar: S is right fucking next to d
Laharl: "I'll be right back."
Soul_Food: ...
CryingEevee OOC: ((tem, why do your characters have underscores in their names?))
Barchar: "...Aight."
Laharl: Atleast it wasn't Gaster that declared war this time.
Zero VIII: "Pleinair we should make out so this guy sneezes a lot"
Soul_Food: (( cuz iz kewl))
Barchar: "So. New guy. What's up."
Soul_Food: ...
Zero VIII: ((Watch_Tems
Soul_Food: I'm hungry.
Schyroton: ...
Pleinair: "..." She kinda, scoots to the side.
Zero VIII: keeps her cool
Barchar: "Oookay. We have food."
Laharl: Laharl walks out the anydoor.
Soul_Food: ...
Laharl: Youuuu've got 15 minutes.
Gaster: "... Did you fuck up?"
Schyroton: ...Ii don't know.
Barchar: zero the eighth is about to be zero the wraith
Soul_Food: I hear there's determination around here.
Schyroton: Prprobably.
Zero VIII: jokes on you she's an ai
Soul_Food: I need some DTMN.
Zero VIII: don't give a fuck
Barchar: "Yes. Quite a bit. Considering there's enough to make a nonexistent person be here."
Jäger Leyline: -rolls over. Wakes up.
Barchar: "...You eat determination. Right."
: Döven [Döven ] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Soul_Food: No.
Jäger Leyline: ....wha.....
Soul_Food: Its like a sweetener.
Soul_Food: I eat... soul food.
Barchar: "..."
Gaster: "... Oh."
Soul_Food: Y'know.
Gaster: "Also, Jager, your son's outside."
Soul_Food: Like how... mama used to make?
Barchar: "Wow. How long did it take you to come up with that one?"
Soul_Food: *looks at gaster8
Soul_Food: **
Schyroton: ...
Soul_Food: Heh.
Zero VIII: "What is this, Alabama?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((dead body on vinny's stream))
Gaster: is unnerved.
Gaster: ((i saw
Barchar: "Right, well, so you know, mine would be like a table scrap buried in a mountain of sugar."
Gaster: ((i thought that was...
CryingEevee OOC: ((this...thing. not even game, but thing. is REALLY WEIRD))
Gaster: ((like a pig or something for a second
Barchar: "Oh, and if you hurt anyone in this bar I'll snap your neck."
Soul_Food: ...
Gaster: scratches his little blaster under the chin again.
Soul_Food: Do me the pleasure, wouldn't you?
Soul_Food: My neck aches to be snapped.
Schyroton: /me steps in front of Gaster, covering his opaque soul container.
Jäger Leyline: ..ok..ay
Barchar: "Well, no you've put it that way, I won't."
Zero VIII: "Violence doesn't solve problems, whorechar"
Schyroton: ghfgdhfg
CryingEevee OOC: ((m'seum))
Barchar: "Wow. That insult is like..."
Soul_Food: Now now...
Barchar: "MAYBE a two out of ten."
Zero VIII: "Well it just shows how much thought your parents put into making your name uninsultable"
Soul_Food: I feel less hungry...
Barchar: "I think the only people that would have been less effective on would e the ACTUAL Whores."
Zero VIII: "I guess they knew you'd need it"
Soul_Food: Anyone here know what a windago is?
Barchar: "Named myself, sorry."
Gaster: ((why do i even watch vinny's chat
Gaster: "Somewhat."
Soul_Food: They feed on negativity.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't watch it))
Jäger Leyline: insults better.... than you
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's too fast anyway))
Jäger Leyline: son insults*
Schyroton: ...
Gaster: ((i mean, i hang around in gpm's 'cause it's slower
Barchar: "Well. Technically it was a nickname from somebody else."
Soul_Food: I'm related, but... I prefer...
Gaster: "Mmmh, there's lots of negativity around here."
Schyroton: ...
Soul_Food: Well, so you're aware of it...
Schyroton: meis a prime example of negativity.
Soul_Food: there won't be anyone to feed on it anymore.
Schyroton: fgfhh
Soul_Food: But its alright.
Schyroton: is a prime example of negativity
Soul_Food: I don't hunger any longer.
Soul_Food: *walks back out of the bathroom*
Soul_Food: ((err))
Barchar: "...Oookay then."
Schyroton: ...
CryingEevee OOC: ((clipboards))
Soul_Food: *walks back in the bathroom. derp*
CryingEevee OOC:
Gaster: ((
Gaster: "Well that was something."
Schyroton: Ggaster? Ththank you for offeriing to make my hhips more proportionnal.
Schyroton: ((
Gaster: "Oh, it's no problem."
Soul_Food: ((
Schyroton: ...Yyou're goioing to have to rewwork a lot, and, um... Ii kind of still like having nice hips, jusst not ththis wide.
Gaster: "Yeah, it shouldn't be too hard."
Schyroton: Ththanks sso much.
Gaster: "I need to rethink some balance things, but."
: [tem] [Soul_Food] is now [tem] [Demonic!_tEmMiE].
Demonic!_tEmMiE: *is now in the bar*
Gaster: "It can't be too hard."
Demonic!_tEmMiE: hOi.
CryingEevee OOC: ((more underscores))
Demonic!_tEmMiE: *is behind you*
Schyroton: Ththank you sso mu--!!!!!!
Demonic!_tEmMiE: ((gawd want me 2 use spaces???))
Zero VIII: ((We're getting all your fucking reverie forms down
Gaster: "WHAT THE HELL?"
Demonic!_tEmMiE: ((God Damn))
Schyroton: turns around.
Barchar: "..."
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Barchar: "is this gonna be a thing now?"
Barchar: "Temmies just...showin' up?"
: [tem] [Demonic!_tEmMiE] is now [tem] [Demonic! tem].
Gaster: "I mean, it's not like they don't do that in the first place."
Demonic! tem: *nods violently*
Demonic! tem: yaya.
Demonic! tem: do it all da tem.
Demonic! tem: err, tiem. ya.
Demonic! tem: totally,
Demonic! tem: .
Demonic! tem: (( any way to edit posts? ))
Barchar: " ...Great. Ten. Perfect."
Barchar: (No?(
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Schyroton: ...
Demonic! tem: ...
Schyroton: [sub][i]Gguys what ththe helll is a Temmmmie?[/i][/sub]
Demonic! tem: I hear there are... demons about.
Gaster: "Schyro, you... you don't know?"
Barchar: "Little cat/dog hybrid things."
Demonic! tem: ...
Demonic! tem: haha.
Demonic! tem: I love how everyone thinks thats what we are.
Barchar: "Dey sPeaK Lik DIS!!!!!"
Demonic! tem: They're what happens...
Schyroton: Ii have nevver encocountered one.
Barchar: "Anyway, yeah, there are a couple demons."
Barchar: "Azazel. Muffet."
Demonic! tem: When a cat and mouse play.
Schyroton: ...
Gaster: feeds the blaster a cheese cube.
Demonic! tem: Ever notice how round... our second ears are... like a..?
Gaster: ".... Huh, you're right."
Demonic! tem: Yep.
Barchar: "Mmn."
Schyroton: ...
Demonic! tem: Also, hey guys, I accidently went to hell for awhile, anything bad happen while I was gone?
Demonic! tem: I got bit by a demon, but I'm okay.
Schyroton: ...Ii have no iiidea whwho you are.
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Demonic! tem: Atchoo.
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Demonic! tem: *waits*
Gaster: "Um. Well."
Demonic! tem: Ahhh...
Zero VIII: ((I've been putting off homework for a few hours now
Barchar: "Well, yes, bad things are happening."
Gaster: glances outside.
Barchar: "Definitely."
Demonic! tem: ...
Gaster: ((dude do your homework
Schyroton: ...Ggeseundheheit?
Barchar: dint assume doven is doing anything
Döven : -is punxhing a tree
Gaster: is making sure Doven is still a lumbejack. Maybe he's okay?
Schyroton: ((hes a lumberjack and hes okay
Schyroton: ...
Barchar: he's clearly not okay
Barchar: "KID isn't doing anything interesting."
Barchar: "Thank God."
Barchar: she realizes that he doesn't actually have to be anywhere near her to fuck with her, as long as he was in the bar. That...was a scary thought.
Döven : -has switched to wing chun on the tree, lerforming lightning fast strikes in it
Jäger Leyline: pn*
Jäger Leyline: on*
Gaster: "How is he not hurting his hands. I don't think he's got his hands properly wrapped..."
Barchar: "Dunno. Good for him I guess."
Schyroton: ...
Schyroton: double shrugs.
Döven : -isnt using fists
Jäger Leyline: ....I for hoping....the tree wins
Gaster: smiles a little, while sipping his tea. "Feeling better, Jager?"
Jäger Leyline: ....a bit
Schyroton: goes back to nervously pulling at his hair.
Jäger Leyline: lays there covered up
Gaster: "Need anything?"
Jäger Leyline: ....water....Fellby?
Jäger Leyline: Bc?
Barchar: "Fellby?"
Barchar: "He's at home."
Barchar: she brings him some water
Jäger Leyline: ....oh
Demonic! tem: Well bless my heart.
Jäger Leyline: drinks it
Jäger Leyline: muffet?
: [tem] [Demonic! tem] is now [tem] [Lucifer's Pet].
Jäger Leyline: oh wait.
Lucifer's Pet: SOrry, since I had to bless my own heart...
Schyroton: ...
Lucifer's Pet: I am become Daughter of Lucifer.
Gaster: "She's... working on your problem."
Barchar: "Also at home. Though, I guess I can probably ask her to come. Fellby might be awkward about it though."
Jäger Leyline: ......oh
Jäger Leyline:
Schyroton: just. Backs up to the bar counter.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have no idea what's going on with tem's characters i'll be honest))
Jäger Leyline: hey Scyhro
Lucifer's Pet: Guys... you no Satan isn't the angel, right?
Lucifer's Pet: know*
Jäger Leyline: whose?..satan?
Lucifer's Pet: Lucifer is the angel of Lite.
Schyroton: Hhi.
Gaster: "I'm not a religious man, but yes."
Lucifer's Pet: Satan is prince of darkness.
Barchar: "...Uh. Right. Okay. What's your deal, here?"
Lucifer's Pet: I don't have a "deal".
Lucifer's Pet: With out my father... there would be no fire.
Lucifer's Pet: At least,
Jäger Leyline: ...sounds like?....
Jäger Leyline: ....a tool
Barchar: "Uh. Sudden swerve in topic, but. Okay."
CryingEevee OOC: (("pepperoni secret"))
Lucifer's Pet: You would never have stumbled upon it so early.
Grillby: -He gives a "Bitch, really?" look=
Gaster: ((pepperoni secret
Barchar: "Satan is pretty alright. I've met him. He's chill."
Gaster: ((best level name
CryingEevee OOC: ((yup))
Barchar: (So, how'd the affair song go chike)
Barchar: (Chime*)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i need to make a mario maker level called pepperoni secret))
Gaster: ((i made it!
Gaster: ((a line from the song:
Gaster: ((to a mister jon jafari:
Barchar: (cool)
Gaster: ((i fuk
Gaster: ((better than you
CryingEevee OOC: ((jang trang))
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Barchar: (ten out of ten)
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Lucifer's Pet: Heh.
Lucifer's Pet: Hades is chill.
Lucifer's Pet: Cerberus is like, a genious.
Lucifer's Pet: Totally.
Zero VIII: ((No meds yet :<
Zero VIII: ((Rip me
Gaster: ((Welp
Zero VIII: ((Well, I have them but I can't cut them
Zero VIII: ((I only take a quarter pill and it's tiny as fuck
Gaster: ((get your ass a pill cutter
Barchar: "I mean, I don't know what YOURS is like. But the worst thing the one that comes here has done is...well. Not much, really."
Zero VIII: ((I will
Schyroton: stays silent.
Gaster: ((the one i have like
Gaster: ((holds the pill in place
Zero VIII: ((Even if they don't do much for hormones they can grow hair like a bitch
CryingEevee OOC: ((do bitches grow hair fast?))
Zero VIII: ((Yes
Gaster: finishes his tea, and frowns.
CryingEevee OOC: (("the pepperoni secret is that the game is always mad"))
Lucifer's Pet: ((like a tea party?))
Barchar: "...anyway. Jager, mind if I come there with you?"
Lucifer's Pet: ((murcury tastes amazing))
Gaster: ((hype world 1
Lucifer's Pet: ((its even better if you smoke it. straight to the brain... almost.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((you beat me to it chime))
CryingEevee OOC: ((but i beat you to pepperoni secret. so i think i won overall))
: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.
CryingEevee OOC: ((fire flowers have been made illegal under the new koopa regime))
CryingEevee OOC: ((hammers only))
Gaster: ((i guess they're communists
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Lucifer's Pet: ((heating thermometers beyond their limits can cause them to...))
Jäger Leyline: nodz
Lucifer's Pet: ((break))
Schyroton: ...
Lucifer's Pet: ((oh yes))
CryingEevee OOC: ((emerald zone 2))
Barchar: " hat a 'please do' nod or a 'please don't' nod?"
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Zero VIII: ((Gonna add a word of the day
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Jäger Leyline: yes you can join
Jäger Leyline: ......what are we doing?
CryingEevee OOC: ((ohh yeahhh i should continue my emerald randomizer))
Lucifer's Pet: *blinks thrice*
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CryingEevee OOC: ((if you run out of pokes in your party during a nuzlocke but you have pokes in your pc can you keep playing?))
Jäger Leyline: falls back asleep
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Barchar: she shrugs, getting under. "Relaxing, in my head."
Jäger Leyline: (work
Barchar: "Aaand, clearly in yours too."
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Zero VIII: "Ooooh you've got headmates?"
Gaster: claps barchar on the shoulder.
CryingEevee OOC: ((pepperoni secrets on vinesauce))
Gaster: "Look, it's late."
Laharl: ((So Eve
Laharl: ((Is the 'you suck at video games here's a crutch'
Laharl: ((Character
Zero VIII: ((No that's Azazel
CryingEevee OOC: ((azazel is "lol i win now"))
CryingEevee OOC: ((eve is a risky character))
CryingEevee OOC: ((you get hit, you get stronger))
CryingEevee OOC: ((but then, you lose health))
Barchar: (Isnt eve seen as one of the shittier characters?)
Barchar: "No, zero."
CryingEevee OOC: (([sub]when laharl said "so eve" i thought he was talking to me but butchered the word "eevee"[/sub]))
temmie: ...
Barchar: "One of the few things my head is devoid of is other personalities."
Gaster: "I'm going to go to bed now. Goodnight everyone."
Schyroton: ...Ggoodninight.
Gaster: heads to bed as his rper is on the verge of passing out.
Schyroton: Ii'm goinng too.
Schyroton: leaves.
Schyroton: ((gn all
temmie: gnOit~
CryingEevee OOC: ((gn))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((HYPE WARP))
temmie: ((weeeeeee))
Gaster: ((gn everyone
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CryingEevee OOC: ((welp. i'ma probably stay up for a few hours watching vinny stream))
Zero VIII: ((I have homework I'm doing
Zero VIII: ((And I'm educating laharl
Zero VIII: ((About [i]things[/i]
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh))
CryingEevee OOC: ((mind telling the rest of the class?))
CryingEevee OOC: ((lolno you don't have to))
Zero VIII: ((Laharl has discovered chris chan
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know who the is but it sounds familiar))
Zero VIII: ((Well
Zero VIII: ((
Zero VIII: ((Might as well educate everybody
temmie: ...
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh no sonichu. something i've heard of but know nothing about))
temmie: ((oldfag))
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temmie: ((i am 12 and what is this??))
temmie: ((memes, lol))
Zero VIII: ((
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's like i'm going down a rabbit hole made of donut steel))
temmie: ((also, sure smells like summer in here))
Zero VIII: ((CE, there is hours of fun to be had on that wiki
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Barchar: (Hype warp what)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'd rather willingly give myself to tvtropes))
CryingEevee OOC: ((also vinny is playing super mario world randomizer and a world was replaced with "hype warp"))
temmie: ((theyre gud))
Barchar: (I'm not feeling very hype)
temmie: ((i feel hyper))
temmie: ((pathetic, actually))
CryingEevee OOC: ((hammers are gone. fire flowers are being planted once more))
CryingEevee OOC: ((DEATH))
temmie: ((horseman?
temmie: ((pestalence?
CryingEevee OOC: ((famine))
CryingEevee OOC: ((war))
CryingEevee OOC: ((conquest))
Barchar: (Death)
temmie: ((so epic!!))
Barchar: (Conquest kinda but he's weird)
CryingEevee OOC: ((conquest was in the bibble but pop culture replaces him))
CryingEevee OOC: ((with either famine or pestilence))
temmie: ((heh, thats something.))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((oh d00d it's almost corruptions time))
CryingEevee OOC: ((corruption time!))
CryingEevee OOC: ((john modson))
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Jäger Leyline: (morning
: ((Morning))
: ((Gonna take a shower real quick, brb))
Jäger Leyline: ((k
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temmie: ((anyone still awake?))
Jäger Leyline: (morning
temmie: ((i guess it is))
temmie: ((the sun isn't up yet though))
Jäger Leyline: ((its dark here too
temmie: ((I like darkness.))
temmie: ((its scary yet comforting))
Jäger Leyline: ((eh
temmie: ((still afraid of the dark?))
Jäger Leyline: ((nope
temmie: ((just not into darkness?))
Jäger Leyline: (its just a lack of light
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Jäger Leyline: (good shower?
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Jäger Leyline: (good
Jäger Leyline: is in the bar
Asmodeus : -He had re entered the bar yesterday.-
Asmodeus : -Well, today, actually.-
Asmodeus : -Why I typed yesterday is a mystery.-
Jäger Leyline: is on tbe couch lying down
Asmodeus : -He's sitting on the couch.-
Jäger Leyline: wakes up
Asmodeus : "...Good morning."
Jäger Leyline: ....hey
Jäger Leyline: has hangerover
Asmodeus : "Do your want that drink again?"
Jäger Leyline: ....yeah
Asmodeus : -He goes, makes it, and gives it to Jager.-
Jäger Leyline: drinks
Jäger Leyline: ....thanks....
Jäger Leyline: .....did you get.....what you......wanted?
Asmodeus : "...What?"
Jäger Leyline: be...with someone
Asmodeus : "...Sexally, yes. I also found out sex does not work on me. I did get to look at them without clothes though. I enjoyed that."
Asmodeus : "Relationship wise, I'm not sure when that will happen."
Jäger Leyline: dont know what yiy want?
Asmodeus : "I want to be happy, I guess."
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Jäger Leyline: finally get to be...with someone and its not all.....chalked up to waht its suppose to be
Asmodeus : "...I want to find a partner."
Asmodeus : "But in that way, yes, you are correct."
Jäger Leyline: sure uou wont be disappointed in that?
Asmodeus : "That's emotional, not physical."
Asmodeus : "Plus, it's not like Indidnt enjoy the other stuff, either."
Asmodeus : "It just wasn't nearly as pleasurable as had been described."
Jäger Leyline: ... uoure going from one thing to abother
Asmodeus : -He goes over to Jager, and sits next to him.-
Jäger Leyline: went from wanting to make people happy to wanting to make yourself happy
Asmodeus : "I want to do both."
Jäger Leyline: ....not when one conflicts with your happiness
Asmodeus : "...I'm sorry for making you sad."
Jäger Leyline: .....why didny you....just tell me the truth?
Jäger Leyline: why didnt you stop?
Jäger Leyline: is rather still drunkish
Asmodeus : "I don't know..."
Jäger Leyline: ..did you ever.....really want to be my son? or were you just .......trying to happy?
Asmodeus : "I don't know..."
Asmodeus : "I... I really don't know... I'm sorry..."
Jäger Leyline: and BC?
Jäger Leyline: becuase if you feel the same....dont drag her along
Asmodeus : "...I don't know. She wasn't to be called mother, and I'm okay with being called son. That's really the extent that she takes that."
Asmodeus : wants*
Jäger Leyline: .....dony give her that notion....unless you intend to make it permament
Asmodeus : "...I'm okay with calling her mother, permanently,"
Jäger Leyline: .....
Asmodeus : "I'd feel the same way for you."
Asmodeus : "But that's not what you want."
Jäger Leyline: ....Im sorry....I cant
Asmodeus : "And that's fine."
Jäger Leyline: I just say this....was a mistake
Asmodeus : "...I've figured out that much."
Jäger Leyline: ....I pusgee what I you
Jäger Leyline: on*
Jäger Leyline: ....shouldnt....have
Asmodeus : "...I still care about you."
Jäger Leyline: ....why?
Asmodeus : "Becauze you're a nice person. It's not like you aren't my friend."
Jäger Leyline: ....
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Jäger Leyline: ....despite ....everything?
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Asmodeus : "Of course."
Jäger Leyline: ....
Döven : -enters-
Döven : Father
Jäger Leyline: Doven....
Asmodeus : "...Hello."
Döven : I see the ghost has decided to make and appearance from his haunting
Jäger Leyline: Doven leave him alone
Asmodeus : "..."
Döven : you going to quiver in fear? like the child you truly are?
Döven : you have no guts, and you repeatedly ruin things for yourself,
Asmodeus : "I'm not afraid of you. Is that really what you think you're invoking in me? I'm already dead."
Jäger Leyline: I said stop
Asmodeus : "I lack the ability to be afraid of you. You are good in combat. But you can't hit someone who just phases through you.0
Döven : yeah you're dead, and you'll remain that why, hell you can't even be here without a spell. Why don't you do everyone a favor and leave, stop ruinnig the lives of people here
Asmodeus : "You can say that yourself, but all you've done is create hatred towards yourself. You have no friends. It's because of your repulsive personality."
Asmodeus : "Maybe if you made the attempt, you'd be able to make friends."
Asmodeus : "I believe you can. You just don't. Actively making the choice to just isolate yourself from everyone else."
Asmodeus : "If that's what you want, you're doing a good job."
Döven : -walks up to Asmodeus- Don't pretend to understand me welp, you offer nothing, nothing more than a burden to those around you. I on the other hand can stand on my own, and once they see my strength they'll realize how wrong they were
Asmodeus : "Once you show how strong you are they'll realize that they don't want to be around you even more than they don't want now."
Jäger Leyline: ENOUGH!
Jäger Leyline: grabs Doven by the collar and pulls him close
Asmodeus : "..."
Jäger Leyline: You'll amount to anything, nothing more than brat that everyone hates and will remove once he becomes a threat
Jäger Leyline: You'll never*
Jäger Leyline: tosses him back
Döven : -falls on the ground, sitting up-
Jäger Leyline: Not if you keep pushing everyone away and lashing out at everyone
Asmodeus : "Exactly. You can't have a kingdom of people full of fear. That will bring up question. Rebellion. And overall, it will bring your downfall. Being strong isn't the only pet of being a leader."
Döven : -gets up, as if you know what it takes to be a leader-
Asmodeus : "It also requires diplomacy."
Asmodeus : "Something I'm seeing you lack."
Döven : hmph
Döven : -heads outside, back to the trees-
Asmodeus : "...Did I handle that well?"
Jäger Leyline: ....better than you did before
Asmodeus : "If he's going to attack the same things over and over, I'll choose to find new things I can use. I feel right at the end there he made some sort of a realization."
Jäger Leyline: won't be bring him win him over
Asmodeus : "'Hmph' ...He either didn't want to continue or didn't know what to say."
Jäger Leyline: ....he seems to leave....once he has nothing to say
Asmodeus : "Yeah."
Asmodeus : "...Why do I take any of what he says seriously?"
Asmodeus : "I'm starting to realize he's brave. But he can't argue against people well. He points out the same things over and over until he thinks he wins. But when they argue back?"
Asmodeus : "...Hmm."
Jäger Leyline: ...because he know where to strike
Jäger Leyline: it hits where it hurts
Jäger Leyline: ......he hits*
Asmodeus : "Seems this WDG didn't teach him proper debate. Because sure, it'll hurt, but it'll hurt less each time, once you realize his flaws are there."
Asmodeus : "I'm hitting where it breaks his own logic. He would make a good leader, but not one that would last."
Jäger Leyline: ........becareful though, he might just retreat
Asmodeus : "Yeah. If they retreat, that's a victory."
Asmodeus : "You over powered them. To the point of them dropping out. That's a victory in my book."
Jäger Leyline: no thats a temporary halt in the battle
Asmodeus : "...That's true."
Jäger Leyline: ...i don't really...know much about him
Asmodeus : "Neither do I. Do you think I should persue him right now? Question further, but without being rude. Hell, if be one to forgive if he can change."
Jäger Leyline: ...thats up to you
Asmodeus : "...Ill try."
Asmodeus : "Ill be back."
Jäger Leyline: ...just be careful
Asmodeus : -He heads into the anydoor, and looks around for Doven.-
Asmodeus : -He nodded on the way out.-
Döven : -is outside the bar, in snowdin, pucnhing and kicking some trees-
Asmodeus : -He walks over. Making sure to look confident.-
Asmodeus : -He went the normal bar.-
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Döven : ....what do you want?
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Asmodeus : "To talk."
Döven : What makes you think I want to
Asmodeus : "What makes you think I care?"
Döven : decided to grow a pair and stop being a pussy?
Asmodeus : "I actually did grow a pair and stopped having a pussy at some point."
Asmodeus : -He finds it amusing that that scenario fits so perfectly with that saying.-
Döven : figures
Asmodeus : "Well, I want to know why you dislike me so much."
Asmodeus : "There's a few possible reasons."
Döven : theres plenty
Asmodeus : "Well?"
Döven : What? you want me to list them? we'll be here for hours
Asmodeus : "At lease a few."
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Döven : You're apprehensive in every manner. You stumble around with no conviction in you life and play the pity card to wile acting dumb to get other to care for you because you can't manage to perform even the most basic of tasks. You attempted to make Father your own then completely spat on him to seek out your own goals
Döven : all the while*
Asmodeus : "Alright, good. Thank you. Now, it is true. I am Apprehnsive in a lot of things, for I don't have much experience. Now the reason people care for me is because I talk to them. And I try to be their friend. Nicely. I did hurt Jager. But he had then assumed I didn't want to be his friend. I still did. And I feel we can at least mend a few things."
Asmodeus : "As for you, you're repulsive. You constantly point out people's down sides, get your way through slander and insults. You can't form a friendship, even with your own father, on the main side that he disagrees with your view on how to treat people. Now, you can change this."
Asmodeus : "Such is the same for me. I can change myself, too."
Döven : is just glaring at him
Asmodeus : "But, you need to actually try."
Döven : ..why?
Asmodeus : "Else you'll have no allies."
Döven : I dont need allies
Asmodeus : "So you'd rather have enemies?"
Döven : I've made it this far on my own
Döven : what about you? how long would you have lasted without others
Asmodeus : "Clearly not very long. I died."
Döven : yeah, so you're walking proof that you're way doesn't work
Asmodeus : "But you're alive. And you can fix this."
Asmodeus : "Well, I was captured."
Asmodeus : "I didn't know anything about combat until I was forced to learn it."
Döven : grabs his hand and looks at it
Döven : you were weak
Asmodeus : -He lets him.-
Asmodeus : "I was."
Döven : summons fire from his hand
Asmodeus : -From Doven's hand I assume?-
Döven : yes
Asmodeus : "...It doesn't hurt."
Asmodeus : "I see you have fire magic though. As did I."
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Döven : you think Im trying to hurt you?
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Asmodeus : -He shakes hIs head.-
Döven : you have this power and you squander it
Asmodeus : "That's wrong. I used it by force, and it worked well for what they wanted it for."
Döven : you could have stopped them
Asmodeus : "I was afraid. Weak."
Döven : then you got what you deserved
Döven : you think I had any room for weakness?
Asmodeus : "Look. You aren't afraid. You're not weak. And I sincerely think that you could make a good leader, but you need to know how to make allies."
Asmodeus : "Rather than enemies."
Asmodeus : "I can help you with that. It's something I know more about."
Döven : could you help me? you can barely help yourself
Asmodeus : "Because you need help."
Asmodeus : "And right now I'm one of your only choices."
Döven : I dont need hellp
Asmodeus : "Yes. You do."
Asmodeus : -He is staring into Doven's eyes.-
Döven : No. I. Dont
Asmodeus : "Come on, you need help."
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Döven : tosses his hand aside
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Döven : youre wrong
Döven : Ive never needed hekp
Asmodeus : "Are you happy?"
Döven : you think Ive made it this far becasue I needed help?
Döven : doesnt matter
Asmodeus : "Did you like your life?"
Döven : doesnt matter
Asmodeus : "Did WDG treat you well?"
Döven : Grandfather taught me the skills and knowledge I need
Asmodeus : "Doven, did he treat you well?"
Döven : he made me strong
Asmodeus : "That's not what I'm asking. Did he treat you well?"
Döven : he put me through rigorous day to day study and training everyday
Asmodeus : "Did you want to train?"
Döven : made me climb a mountian when I was 4 with no equipment
Döven : its whatvis expected of me
Asmodeus : "Do you wish you had a childhood?"
Asmodeus : "A father who cared, helped you. Showed you compassion."
Döven : No
Asmodeus : -He sighs.-
Asmodeus : "Do you like Jager?"
Asmodeus : "What did you feel emotionally when he hit you."
Döven : ....
Asmodeus : "Did you feel... Like maybe you weren't good enough?"
Asmodeus : "Maybe that he didn't love you?"
Döven : I have no use for love
Asmodeus : "Did you like the emotions that went through you when he hit you?"
Döven : ....thatvwas just a reminder.....of what happens when Ilet my guard down
Asmodeus : "You don't sound sure of yourself."
Döven : .....what do you know?
Asmodeus : "What do you mean by that?"
Döven : .....
Asmodeus : "Hmm?"
Döven : ....dont you have anything better to do?
Asmodeus : "No."
Asmodeus : "I really don't."
Döven : ...figures
Döven : fine
Asmodeus : "Fine? Fine what?"
Döven : life was difficult. I was subjected to a number of instense training regiments and was often put in tests that would result in my death if failed. Day in. Day iut
Döven : out*
Asmodeus : "This wasn't something you wanted, I assume?"
Döven : I doesnt matter what I want
Döven : it*
Asmodeus : "Yes it does. It does now."
Asmodeus : "We won't force you to do anything, as long as you treat people with kindness rather than ridicule."
Asmodeus : "You've dug yourself a hole, but you can get out with help."
Döven : ....
Asmodeus : "If you try, I'm sure you could make friends. You can be happy. And you can still train, we don't mind if that's something you like. But you'll have people to talk to. And people to share your emotion with."
Asmodeus : "And trust me. That's something you want."
Asmodeus : "Isolation isn't good."
Döven : ...
Asmodeus : -He at some point, takes a seat down in the snow.-
Asmodeus : "Are you going to try?"
Döven : ....
Döven : begins to punch the tree
: as "No?"
Döven : ....leave me alone
Asmodeus : "How did this conversation make you feel?"
Döven : agitated
Asmodeus : "Anything else?"
Döven : no
Asmodeus : "May I watch you train?"
Döven : as if I care
Asmodeus : -He stays sat in the snow, at watches Doven train.-
Asmodeus : -Gtg very soon.-
Döven : (k
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Döven : (mornin
Gaster: ((morning
Döven : (ur up early
Gaster: ((nah
Gaster: ((i'm just usually not on during the morning
Döven : (or that. school?
Gaster: ((not on mondays
Döven : ((lucky you
Döven : (what do you do on mobdays then?
Gaster: ((well, i'm looking for a job
Gaster: ((but it's another day off for me
Döven : (ll bean didnt work out?
Gaster: ((i'm seasonal
Döven : (no hours then?
Gaster: ((not at the moment
Döven : (well try other outdoor places tgen
Gaster: ((there's lots of people hiring at another mall
Döven : ((that tpo
Döven : ((retail shops where people come to you learn is always better
Gaster: ((bed bath and beyond told me to come in for an application
Döven : ((sounds good
Döven : ((I worked at gander mountain for awhike
Gaster: ((how was that?
Döven : ((I enjoyed the job but the company tried to make us sell credit cards
Gaster: ((they did that at l.l. bean too
Döven : (((most places do it now and its annoying ag
Döven : af*
Gaster: ((at least at llbean it isn't required
Gaster: ((a lot of retail places make you do it anyway
Döven : (yeah I never tried to thoug
Döven : (they complained to me about it but I was so damn reliable and knowledge that they needed ne
Döven : (I got full hour weeks because I covered so many no shows or call outs
Gaster: ((yikes
Döven : (but they never gave me full time benefts
Gaster: ((okay, yeah, that's shitty
Döven : (its how most retail get away with it now
Döven : ((the job after that tbough was misery
Gaster: ((?
Döven : (cant really talk about though
Döven : ((r2
Gaster: ((ooooh okay
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Jäger Leyline: -is in the bar if needed
Gaster: is home, relaxing after getting the kids to school.
Asmodeus : -He returns the the bar.-
Asmodeus : "I talked with him."
Döven : is still training
Fellby: -He's just starting work. He's on the pole today, so he's getting warmed up.-
Döven : yeah?
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Asmodeus : "He seems to train because he's been forced to. Life or death."
Jäger Leyline: yeah?
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Asmodeus : "was, anyways."
Jäger Leyline: yeah not surprised
Zero VIII: is in the bar
Asmodeus : "He doesn't believe his happiness matters."
Jäger Leyline: ....wonder if Fellby is still mad at me
Zero VIII: "Oh so now here's the goat crew" she half-mutters
Asmodeus : "I doubt it."
Jäger Leyline: no. he thinks his goals are more important
Asmodeus : "Ill try to talk with him more. I did make progress."
Asmodeus : "He at least told me what he was put through."
Asmodeus : "And didn't make nearly as much comments about myself as I had expected."
Gaster: ((so, mettaton's daughter in my tomodachi game
Gaster: ((she invites bowser jr up to the roof
Jäger Leyline: huh
Jäger Leyline: gets up
Gaster: ((wears a mustache UNDER HER MOUTH
Zero VIII: is making her hands talk to each other, in accordance with what jager and asmo say
Jäger Leyline: Im going to go see Fellby
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Gaster: ((and asks if he'd like to meet her parents
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Jäger Leyline: heads out ignore zero bitch
Fellby: ((jager gives zero shits about zero
Zero VIII: mutters insults under her breath as he leaves
Jäger Leyline: e.ters the bakery
Zero VIII: [sub]"Fucking cis scum.."[/sub]
Fellby: -An Alphys in a maid dress greets him. "Hello! What are you looking for today?"-
Jäger Leyline: my friend Fellby
Fellby: -"Hm... oh, Boss is on the stage today."-
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Fellby: -"He should just be warming up."-
Jäger Leyline: oh
Jäger Leyline: heads to center stage
Zero VIII: ((My cat is so loud
Zero VIII: ((She just yowls
Zero VIII: ((All the time
Zero VIII: ((Especially at night
Jäger Leyline: (pet her
Fellby: is there, starting to stretch on the pole. He's wearing shorts, a tank top, and heels.
Jäger Leyline: waves
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Fellby: looks over his shoulder. "Oh. It's you."
Jäger Leyline: hey. Wanted to see how you were doing
Fellby: "Well. I'm still around."
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Fellby: begins to climb the pole.
Jäger Leyline: Id hope so. Hate to lose ya
Fellby: "Yeah?"
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Jäger Leyline: yeah
Fellby: -At this point he's shouting down.-
Jäger Leyline: having fun?
Fellby: grips the pole with his thighs, then starts to drop down, fast.
Fellby: -He stops, inches from the floor.-
Fellby: "Yes."
Jäger Leyline: does that hurt? the thigh part?
Fellby: "Not at all. I've been doing this for years, Jager."
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Fellby: is still hanging there, upside-down.
Fellby: -He places his arms behind his head at this point.-
Jäger Leyline: Well I suppose you can't really get pole burned
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Fellby: "The only pain I get is from wearing the heels all day."
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Jäger Leyline: why do it then? you look better in a leather jacket and shoes
Fellby: "The heels make it easier. I learned to dance in heels, at this point it feels weird without them."
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Jäger Leyline: is just watching
Fellby: is hanging onto that pole with his thighs. A Toriel glances over as she does her stretching too.
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Jäger Leyline: she with you?
Fellby: "It's early. Not too many customers at this point."
Fellby: "But she'l be doing dances when I will."
Jäger Leyline: Yeah, bet not even the casino is busy
Jäger Leyline: apart from the overnighters
Fellby: "Not too many people want to make bad decisions this early in the day."
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Jäger Leyline: Yeah true
Jäger Leyline: sits down and watches
Jäger Leyline: you really are good
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Fellby: "All you've seen is me hanging upside down."
Fellby: "'least Toriel's doing something."
Jäger Leyline: Heh, I;ve seen more than that
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Fellby: grabs the pole and flips himself right-side up. "I guess that's true."
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Jäger Leyline: hooked up with a Toriel once
Fellby: smirks. "There's something about their motherly charm, huh?"
Barchar: When the hell did that happen
Jäger Leyline: ((apparently there was an earthquaje
Jäger Leyline: ((never felt it
Fellby: ((apparently there was an earthquake here years ago
Jäger Leyline: yeah and their girth
Fellby: ((it didn't do shit but the news made a big deal because it was an earthquake in michigan
Muffet: -meanwhile, from another room- "Ooh, I wonder if this makes me a MILF now?"
Fellby: is a dilf.
Jäger Leyline: -hooked up with a toriel off screen
Fellby: -
Fellby: ((shoot
Jäger Leyline: how about other Grillbys, how do they rank up there?
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Fellby: -The Toriel nearby giggles a little. "I'd put on my fancy costume, dear, but it requires pliers."-
Fellby: "Grillbys... well."
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Fellby: "Normally we attract the more adventurous types."
Fellby: "I rarely, if ever, do vanilla."
Jäger Leyline: Don't go anywhere sweetheart -fingerguns the toriel-
Jäger Leyline: I mean, you've done yourself right?
Fellby: "... Yeah."
Jäger Leyline: an alternate dimension version of yourself
Jäger Leyline: yah or nah?
Fellby: "Yes, I've done it."
Fellby: "It's... an experience."
Zero VIII: ((Bread is my new skiddo
Fellby: "We burned the bed."
Jäger Leyline: heh
Jäger Leyline: throws a few dollars his way
Fellby: blinks, unamused.
Jäger Leyline: what? isn't this what the partrons are suppose to do?
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Fellby: "I'm not on the job yet."
Jäger Leyline: oh
Jäger Leyline: collects the cash them
Jäger Leyline: then*
Fellby: "But..."
Jäger Leyline: but what?
Fellby: starts to drop to the floor, slowly crawling to Jager.
Jäger Leyline: hmm?
Fellby: runs his finger under Jager's chin.
Fellby: "Couldn't resist me, could you?"
Jäger Leyline: Wouldn't be here trying to patch thing if I did resist you
Fellby: "Heh..."
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Fellby: is just sitting there with his rear in the air.
Jäger Leyline: leans in
Fellby: smirks.
Jäger Leyline: glad I caught you before the crowd
Fellby: "Yeah? For what?"
Jäger Leyline: Just so we could talk
Fellby: "Just talk? You sure you didn't want something more?"
Jäger Leyline: Not gonna lie, of course
Fellby: wiggles his rear in the air.
Jäger Leyline: cute
Jäger Leyline: grabs him
Fellby: -
Fellby: ((why do i keep doing that
Jäger Leyline: lightly*
Fellby: -Toriel moves as if to stop this, but Fellby waves her off.-
Fellby: "It's fine, baby."
Jäger Leyline: brings himself close
Fellby: then moves closer to Jager, pressing his chest against his.
Jäger Leyline: good to know your employees got your back
Jäger Leyline: runs his hands down his side
Jäger Leyline: sides*
Fellby: "We've had people try to grab people off the stage..."
Jäger Leyline: dang
Fellby: ((might have to go soon, i forgot i had a doctor's appointment
Jäger Leyline: ((np
Jäger Leyline: ((need to go to bed anyhow
Fellby: "Anyway... how's about we spend a little time together, huh?"
Jäger Leyline: yeah Id like that
Fellby: "Well, come on. Don't keep me waiting."
Fellby: starts to head to his room.
Jäger Leyline: gets up a follows
Jäger Leyline: is a lot happier now
Fellby: is happier too.
Jäger Leyline: (night. can pick it up later if you want
Fellby: ((alright
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Zero VIII: ((Hiya
Zero VIII: is in the bar
Zero VIII: the zero initiative has activated
Asmodeus : -He is in the bar.-
Asmodeus : -If that matters.-
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Zero VIII: is glaring at asmo
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Asmodeus : -He glances to him.-
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Zero VIII: is grill
Zero VIII: "What are you looking at?!"
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Asmodeus : -Whoops.-
Asmodeus : "You. You're looking at me."
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Zero VIII: "God. You're so dense."
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Asmodeus : "...Well. I think I may lack density, actually."
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Zero VIII: "What the hell is that supposed to mean?"
Asmodeus : "That is meant to mean, I literally cannot be dense."
Zero VIII: "Oh, and you just know everything?"
Asmodeus : "No."
Asmodeus : "I said I think."
Zero VIII: "You think I didn't know that just because I'm a woman?"
Zero VIII: scoffs
Asmodeus : "Of course not. Anyone can be an intelligent individual."
Asmodeus : "Including yourself."
Zero VIII: "Are you trying to mansplain this to me?"
Zero VIII: "God."
Zero VIII: "Go back to the 1800s shitlord"
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Asmodeus : "...Why are you being rude to me? Have I done something to you?"
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Zero VIII: "Listen."
: ((Asmodeus: my name is Hugh))
Zero VIII: "I was wary looking at you, and you went and proved yourself to be an asshole, and the fact you don't know you're an asshole just makes you a bigger fucking asshole."
: ((Asmodeus: Hugh Mongus))
Asmodeus : "...I apologize, then."
Zero VIII: "I need reparations"
Zero VIII: "Not just for me, but for all the people you've hurt. I'll ease your guilt, be thankful."
Asmodeus : "Of what?"
Zero VIII: "Uggggghhhhh"
Asmodeus : "Okay...?"
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DamnDude: [[ Alright, I'm home now ]]
Zero VIII: puts up a condescending gif on the screen
Zero VIII: ((Wb
Asmodeus : "...I really... You're not making much sense."
DamnDude: [[ Overall, good vacation that was slightly spoiled by complete BS that I didn't want to have to deal with that I already told you guys about ]]
Zero VIII: "You wouldn't understand."
Asmodeus : "Okay.@
Zero VIII: "You're the very definition of white boy."
Asmodeus : "Well, I am white."
Asmodeus : "So you wouldn't technically be wrong."
DamnDude: [[ We still don't know who the fuck did it, why they're doing it, but we know how they did it and the fact that they either still have access to the sheets or they have their own copy. ]]
Zero VIII: "You say that like you're proud."
Zero VIII: ((Gtf
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Fellby: ((hello, am back - bye slarv
: ((Wel that sucks))
: ((Also hello Chime.))
Asmodeus : "..."
DamnDude: [[ Hey Chime ]]
Asmodeus : "Weird."
DamnDude: [[ So now I'm relaxing before I have to do a calc assignment for a quiz tomorrow. ]]
: ((Sounds like fun))
Fellby: ((why does gardevoir ex continue to elude me
DamnDude: [[ It's funny, I would have given 0 fucks about the whole leaking thing other than a 'That sucks, I hope it doesn't happen again' until the fucker made it seem like I did it and the mod group took the bait. That basically got me stuck in that whole BS for multiple hours. ]]
: ((That is a Pokemon))
: ((Also, that guy is a dick))
Fellby: ((precisely, ad, it's a pokemon card
Fellby: ((that i need so i can use my mega gardevoirs
: ((I know the least about Pokemon here, I can say that confidently))
Fellby: ((the tcg is... odd
Fellby: ((there's less typings
: ((I very much know that I know the most about indie games that not much people know about))
: ((I was never into Pokemon.0
: ((Never appealed to me, really))
Fellby: ((if slarv would here i would ask her what type various pokemon were
Fellby: ((then make her angry as i told her she was wrong about that
Fellby: ((like, for example, geodude
Fellby: ((it's what people think when they hear rock type
Fellby: ((NOT IN THE TCG
Fellby: ((ground and rock are all lumped into fighting
: ((I know there like))
: ((Fire, water, flying, fairy, dragon etc))
Fellby: ((dude dragon is like, the most complex type to have in the tcg
Fellby: ((it doesn't have it's own energy cards
: ((so you have to use those white ones?))
Fellby: ((well, no
: ((Welp))
Fellby: ((you *CAN*
Fellby: ((but colorless energy is kind of rare
: ((Fuck you mtg is better))
: ((Just kidding. I mean it is in my opinion))
: ((I used to play that. Played a long term deck that required you to kill your own troops to make one tank))
: ((And was shit at it))
Fellby: ((dude that sounds like the night march build
: ((I bought a started deck and edited it, I think it was swamp, and forest. Might have been night March?))
Fellby: ((Well, what Night March is
: ((I would get fucked endlessly to anyone who can quickly play strong things))
Fellby: ((Is there's this one card with the move night march
Barchar: (My friend thought that charmeleon was an electric typoe for a while because of a pokemon card)
Fellby: ((
: ((Reminder, I never really played card games before mtg))
Fellby: ((But, Joltik isn't the only pokemon with Night March
Barchar: (Also, I really hope that this is not what Zero VIII is gonna be like in the actual thing, or this is gonna be fuuun)
: ((And I got semi into it))
Fellby: ((There's also a Lampent and a Pumpkaboo that have Night March
Fellby: ((And the idea behind a Night March build is that you discard as many Night March pokemon you have
: ((How it worked, is, you have two of a card, high mana cost, and was pretty good. And a few very cheap mana cards, but you're able to kill those cheap ones, and add 1/1 to another, and also it would get 1/1 for everytime a monster was sent to the graveyard))
Barchar: (I know little about the pokemon tcg and even less about magic so uh)
Barchar: (But I'm sure this is very legit and makes total sense)
Fellby: ((here, take a read
: ((I also remember a shitry deck I played against. Shitty for me, cause it was a deck that is banned in tournaments))
: ((One was like))
Fellby: ((dude that just
Fellby: ((sounds illegal
: (("All other (whatever the name was) gets death touch"))
: ((There is also a card that forced your opponent to buy to soda))
: You a*
: ((It's banned in tournaments but still))
Fellby: ((that reminds me of the birthday pikachu
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Fellby: ((
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: ((also the B.F.M))
: ((Costs a bunch of mana, and you need two cards to play it))
: ((And then you get a 99/&9
: 99*
: ((99/99 means game over))
: ((Also banned in tournament play))
: ((Also you literally need three different creatures to block it))
: ((Which means, three of your creatures die to save yourself))
Fellby: ((wow
DamnDude: [[ Wait what if the guy doesn't buy a soda with that card you said earlier ]]
Fellby: ((I was gonna say that sounds kind of like an ex pokemon
Fellby: ((but an ex pokemon costs a lot of energy, and if it gets ko'd your opponent takes two of their prize cards
: ((There is a whole deck of joke cards they made))
: ((And all are banned in tournaments))
DamnDude: [[ *The whole strategy of that card is playing it in a store that doesn't sell soda* ]]
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: ((One is cheaty face))
Zero VIII: still showing gifs
Zero VIII: because im just popping in
: (("You may play this card at anytime without paying for it, but if your opponent catches you, you must remove it from play."))
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: ((City of Ass))
DamnDude: [[ You obviously have to have a deck with only cheaty face ]]
Fellby: ((one of my prettier cards:
: ((But then if they look then you can never play cards))
DamnDude: [[ Then you simply play with blind people and slightly lie ]]
DamnDude: [[ Test ]]
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: ((Wow))
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DamnDude: [[ You play the "Buy a soda" then you play all of your cheaty faces ]]
: ((One sec, the unglued deck is so much better than the unhinged))
: ((
Barchar: is chillin in the brar
Asmodeus : -As is he.-
Barchar: (Never, Never, Never. Gonna, Gonna, Gonna. Give, Let, Run Around. You, You, And Desert. Up, Down, You. Never, Never, Never. Gonna, Gonna, Gonna. Make, Say, Tell A Lie. You, Good, And Hurt. Cry, Bye, You.)
Muffet: and she is still in some other room, contemplating how to further her MILF rebranding. ...Fuck, the spider milk would help with that. God fucking dammit, she should not be so concerned about this bullshit and yet she is
Asmodeus : "...Mom?"
: ((Woah))
Fellby: ((here's my mega-gardevoir ex
: ((What the fuck is happening))
: ((Is anyone else seeing things get sent three times?))
: ((FOUR))
Barchar: (no?)
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Barchar: "Yeah?"
: ((AHH))
Barchar: (Bread chill everything is fine)
: (('Ello
Barchar: (Hi frisky)
Asmodeus : "I talked with Doven."
: ((IT IS NOT))
Barchar: "Yeah."
: ((Oh it's better now))
Barchar: (RELOAD)
: ((LIES))
: ((Okay))
: ((Good))
: ((
Asmodeus : "I think I might be able to help him."
Barchar: "...Really?"
Asmodeus : "Maybe. But you need to act like an adult and not make petty insults back if he does, okay?"
Asmodeus : "It's important. That'll just make him want to do it more."
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Barchar: "...Hm."
Barchar: " going to be harder than it sounds. but I'll try."
Asmodeus : "...Now, I'd appreciate if I knew what was wrong yesterday?"
Barchar: "..."
Asmodeus : "I don't believe you told me."
Barchar: "Ugh. Okay. Uh. So. I had Muffet do some succubus shit, right? It just allowed her and Jager to say a word, and make me all...mind controlled. Because it's kind of hot and also actually lets me fucking relax once in a while. It was fine, because only they knew it, right? But then the little shit found out. And he knows the word."
Barchar: "So I've got this kid that I REALLY don't want calling my shots with the ability to make shot-calling happen."
Barchar: "From anywhere in this dimension. Might I add."
Asmodeus : "Hmm. I'll talk with him about it."
Asmodeus : "He opened up a tiny bit today."
Barchar: she shudders a bit. "Alright. Just..."
Barchar: "You said it yourself. He's a good manipulator. Got it from grandad, I guess. So...don't let him sucker you into anything. I'm not saying he necessarily IS, but..."
Barchar: "Careful."
Asmodeus : "I wouldn't let him."
Asmodeus : "I know all of the tricks. Except my life isn't at stakes now."
Barchar: "Don't mention the thing about being able to do it from anywhere in here. Please. I don't know if he's figured it out, and I'd prefer if he did not."
Asmodeus : "No problem."
Asmodeus : "...In the meantime, what do you want to do?"
Barchar: "About what?"
Asmodeus : "...Just. To have fun.@
Barchar: "...Dunno."
Barchar: "I'm trying to take this normally. Just do wat I otherwise would."
Barchar: "It's kinda working."
Asmodeus : -He nods.-
Barchar: " know. What I normally do isn't super exciting."
Asmodeus : "That's true."
Asmodeus : "Anything you wanna talk about?"
Barchar: "...Meh."
: Meh.
: -Ding!-
Asmodeus : "I ended up going with Muffet last night."
: ((Asmo: And we had hot buttsex
Barchar: "Alright."
Asmodeus : "And was disappointed."
Barchar: "..."
: ((Barchar: Oh god
Barchar: "I assume no fault of her own."
: wanna know what bugs mer
Asmodeus : "I don't feel whatever feels good about that, apparently."
: The armor in Narnia
Barchar: "Hm. Shame."
: How shitty is your armor holy hell
Asmodeus : "She gave me half my money back."
Asmodeus : "So it's fine."
: Are your swords made of fucking dwarf stars or is your armor made of paper
Barchar: ...Do you think about Narnia armor often, Laharl?
Barchar: "Oh, that was nice of her."
: Yes
Asmodeus : "She offered to refund it completely, too."
Barchar: "I sometimes wonder how she actually makes a profit." she shrugged, chuckling. "Maybe to her, virgins are like children. Just...of-age children."
Barchar: "...You get what I'm trying to say. She's soft with them."
Asmodeus : "Yeah. But, I assumed it was because I could literally feel nothing good about that. I did like looking at her though."
Asmodeus : "She said she wouldn't pay that much to do that, though."
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Barchar: she shrugs. "She's nice. You can see why I like her."
Asmodeus : "But hey. I did it, and don't have to do it again, if I really don't want to."
Asmodeus : "She's very nice."
Barchar: "Try everything once, right?"
Asmodeus : "Unless it's something that you can do often and I want to do often."
Asmodeus : "Such as, taking pictures."
Barchar: "Well."
Barchar: "The point is that you try everything once to see if you WANT to do it more."
Asmodeus : "Yes. It's not like I didn't like sex. Just was... One sided. Of course, if I loved someone who wanted to do that, I'd be okay with it."
Asmodeus : "Not worth my money though."
Barchar: "Reasonable."
Asmodeus : "...Ugh. I still need a job."
Asmodeus : "I'm seriously having trouble finding one. That I can actually complete."
Barchar: "...Can you use a computer?"
Asmodeus : "Yes, keys are easy to push."
Barchar: "...Coding? That's a thing."
: ((I can't believe it's almost ONE FUCKING YEAR SINCE CAU WAS CREATED
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Asmodeus : "Carrying them is the hard point."
: Part*
Barchar: (Undertale too)
: ((Especially since I was one of the first damn ones here
Asmodeus : "...Don't know how to do that."
Barchar: "You can learn."
Fellby: ((This is one of the longest-lasting rps i've been in
Asmodeus : "That's true."
: ((I am))
: ((Hungry))
: ((Af))
: ((I mean really this is the longest RP I've ever been in
Fellby: ((... actually, i think that's the same for me
: ((This is the longest, first, and only RP I've been in))
: ((Like
: ((The second longest one was like
: ((Five months
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: ((And here we are
: ((Active as fuck
Barchar: (I only have one other one that I've been in for a while)
Barchar: (And it's actually gone on longer than this one i think)
Barchar: (It predated undertale by a couple of months)
Barchar: (...Man, that's a weird thought. I've known those guys for over a year)
Barchar: (Actually, no you're younger)
Barchar: (PREdated)
Barchar: (as in, before it)
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: Fuck this room design
: Flies over rocks and shit
: ((Whoops I stole someone else's leftovers))
Barchar: (10/10)
: [url=]Amber[/url]: (Also, it's where she came from. So. Yeah.)
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Barchar: (Hey yaz)
: ((Even if "CaU" disbands we'll still be in contact so we can totally make another RP if this one zonks out lol
Jäger Leyline: (hey
: ((So what does Gimpy do
: ((Hello Yaz))
: ((It allows you to fuck people
Fellby: ((hey yaz
: ((Gimpy gives you a chance to get a spirit heart when you are hit))
Barchar: (Also,)
Barchar: (You get red hearts when you kill shit)
Barchar: (Occasionally)
DamnDude: [[ It's pretty good ]]
: ((Oh, didn't know about that))
DamnDude: [[ It's basically better Charm of the Vampire ]]
: ((Well shit
Jäger Leyline: (always enter at the weordiest.time
DamnDude: [[ Mixed with Old Bandage a bit ]]
: ((I've got two red hearts and 8 soul and demon heartsd
Barchar: (We're just talking about Isaac)
Asmodeus : -He's gonna talk to Doven soon.-
Barchar: (and how long CaU has been a thinf)
: ((That's good))
: ((Ten months
Barchar: has told him about the policy. Of...mind control. And shit.
: ((Having a lot of soul hearts is better imo))
: ((Kek))
: ((Really though
Jäger Leyline: os with Fellby I presume?
: ((Chime did convince me to try it again IIRC
Barchar: (I think we've all 'left' at least oncew)
Barchar: (I know I did)
: ((And so I did
Barchar: (And now you're here)
Barchar: (Playing hoopa)
Fellby: -Jager probably is.-
Döven : -is outside still
: ((Well yeah most of my RP thoughts are focused on PMD
Muffet: she's just contemplating MILFdom. She will, however, be happy when she hears that Jager and Fellby are making it up
: (('Cause I can't fuck that shit up
Fellby: -Yeah, they're making up all right~-
Asmodeus : "...I'm gonna go talk to him again."
: ((It's not that I don't like regular RP, it's more of that I'm spending more time making plans and the story for PMD and putting in time for Slarc and ZE in between
Asmodeus : -He gets up, and heads out. To where ever outside Doven is training.-
Jäger Leyline: (cant get out of bed
Muffet: well
: I'm happy to say
Muffet: making up/making out
: I never left
Barchar: (And now you have to juggle Ca2tale too Frisky)
: ((It's also funny because PMD is probably gonna leak into 2017
Jäger Leyline: is currently making out
: ((Also fuck
Barchar: (Spekaing of which I hope we can do that tonight)
Asmodeus : "Doven?"
: ((toooooo*
: Wait who's Frisky in Ca2tale again
: Sanesssssss
: Oh right, Hoopa
: Right
Fellby: ((I'm planning gaston exploration on wedensday
Fellby: ((aka i'm gonna suggest you guys head to the teahouse for open mic
: Laharl: I forgot about Hoopa lol
: ((Aight
: ((Real noice
: ((Anyway the post-game
Barchar: has been thinking about doing something similar too. But oh well.
: ((I'm thinking 'bout 25 - 30 chapters
Muffet: she'll do it though. Teehee
Barchar: well fuck you
: ((Maybe even less
Muffet: you will dearie
Flame_warp : ((fuck i'm turning into frisky))
Barchar: (waitwaitwait)
: ((You better fucking not))
Barchar: (that much JUST for the post game)
: ((>50 chapters for main game
: ((>post-game is half of that
Barchar: (jesus)
Barchar: (je fucking sus)
: ((>that much JUST for the post game
: ((I'm not fucking playing around with this
Barchar: (I really really really hope that nobody else gets sick of it before we can finish it)
Barchar: (Like Laharl kinda did iirc)
: ((It depends, really
: ((It probably won't be that long
: ((I left cause I thought PMD was gonna be using Showdown
: ((And I was regretting Relic so much
: ((Maybe 40 is a better assumption
: ((Relic was a pain in the ass to RP and i'm never using an accent on a character ever again
Relic: (Vell, I shall take up zhe dubious mantlre)
: ((Yeah
Barchar: (I mean, I'm not using her now, but I will be sooner rather than later)
: ((Showdown wasn't a good idea for PMD
Barchar: (Showdown just didn't work for PMD's format, unfortunately)
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: ((I still think you're a fucking dumbass for passing up the perfect pokemon simulator to DM stats
: ((DMing stats sucks
Asmodeus : "..."
: (('Eyy, Tem
: ((Laharl
: ((You said yourself
temmie: ((yoo rofl))
Barchar: (It's not the perfect one for that system)
Barchar: (It just would not work with pmd)
: ((That Showdown would of let you ruined my arc
Jäger Leyline: (((brb shower,
: ((Thats just cause i'm gud.
Barchar: (And tbh I'm much happier with NOT having PMD be another showdown arc)
: ((What else could I have fucking done
Barchar: (Nothing wrong with showdown arcs)
: ((^
Barchar: (But we don't need two going at once)
: ((Right
: ((After all PMD is a fucking RPG
: ((It doesn't exactly work like the maingames
Barchar: (Yeah)
: ((I'm not flawing your logic
: ((But Pokemon is an RPG.
: ((Like
: ((The entire thing, including showdown
: ((Yes it is
: ((You don't think I don't fucking know that
: ((Don't start cussing me out, this is a civil discussion.
: ((But
: ((I swear all the timeeeeee
: ((Fucking fine thoughhhhh
: ((Anyways
: ((Pokémon is a fucking RPG
: ((Yes
Barchar: (Look, PMD is just a differentg beast from SCP or reborn)
: ((PMD is a fat fuck
Barchar: (just like how actual PMD is a different beast from X and Y, or Diamond and PEarl)
: ((I get that
: ((While SCP and Reborn are watching, while eating their veggie burgers
: ((I'm sorry what does that mean.
: ((PMD is a way bigger and longer arc
: ((Therefore it's a fat fuck
Barchar: (yeah that's a strange metaphor)
: ((True
: ((All my metaphors are shit
Barchar: (Length isn't the problem)
: ((Exactlyyyy
: ((PMD is a Snorlax story-wise
Barchar: (...what does the story length have to do with this conversation)
: ((SCP and Reborn focus on Showdown
Barchar: (nobody mentioned it until you)
: ((I mean, nothing, forget I said that
: ((That's my problem here
Fellby: ((*quietly buys a pokemon card in the background*
Barchar: (Oh, I think I get what you're saying)
: ((Frisky, why is it that anytime you compare arcs you bring up the rapidly increasing number of chapters?
: ((I don't know
Barchar: (Laharl's shit is built up around showdown)
: ((Like, every time
: ((I haven't noticed
Barchar: (But PMD wasn't built up around it, and so frisky had already set too many things that just)
Barchar: (Wouldn't work in it)
: ((Just, quantity doesn't coorelate to quality, you shouldn't lord your 60+ chapters as if it's stamp of amazingness.
: [tem] [temmie] is now [chara] [Angelic! Chara].
: ((I'm not
: ((I'm not comparing jack shit
: ((So basically
: ((I'm saying
Barchar: (Like the way that the hp and attacks are set up)
Barchar: (The way where compared to your enemies you have small health and big attacks)
: ((PMD takes 60+ glorious chapters mostly because of the story, SCP and Reborn are shorter, fun arcs that focus on Showdown and competitive battling
Angelic! Chara: ((is rp hell happening?))
: ((No
Fellby: ((ooc hell is happening
: ((This is OOC Hell /s
Angelic! Chara: yay.
: ((It's a civil conversation tho
Barchar: (just doesn't work in pokemon, where the enemies have just as much of an aggressively linear stat curve as you)
Angelic! Chara: even better.
: But
: We're having a civil conversation
: No personal attacks
Fellby: is currently, uh... busy.
Angelic! Chara: True
Asmodeus : -He's in the bar.-
Fellby: So he's not present.
: ((I'm in a double trouble pin fight
: ((With charm tears
: I'm just explaining my arc and shit
Muffet: she is busy in s less suggestive way
Angelic! Chara: I'll maintane a civil disposition
Barchar: she's in the bar
Angelic! Chara: ((how du i spll i am a derp))
: ((I mean really I don't wear a badge for PMD))
Muffet: she's in her bar. Which is a different bar
: ((It's judt
: ((just*
: ((PMD
Barchar: (You do bring up the length a lot. Which isn't necessary)
Barchar: (I get WHY, but still)
: ((Again
: ((Haven't noticed that
Barchar: (Well, I understand you haven't noticed it)
: ((I won't try to mention it that much
Barchar: (Until Laharl said it I hadn't either)
Barchar: (but you do)
: ((Exactly
: ((Thanks to Laharl
: ((I know now
Barchar: (So thanks Laharl!)
: ((And I won't try to bring it up every single fucking time now
: [chara] [Angelic! Chara] disconnected.
: ((Excuse me SoundCloud why the fuck are you making me listen to AoT music
Jäger Leyline: 99back
: ((Okay Kingdom Hearts is better
Jäger Leyline: is with Fellby
Asmodeus : -He now gets to Doven.-
Döven : -is in a tree-
Fellby: is... almost done now?
Barchar: IN a tree?
: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Asmodeus : "Hello."
Jäger Leyline: lets assume they are
: (("America is more afraid of exposing their children to womens nipples than extreme violence." -Reddit
Barchar: (It's true though)
Fellby: -Whooo-
Döven : -is doing one handed pull ups on a brach
Barchar: (It's something that's okay to see until you're 3 and after you're 18 but no point in between)
Döven : what do you want?
Asmodeus : "Can you take a break?"
Fellby: ((and yet old dudes can expose their weird nipples
Jäger Leyline: dn No
Barchar: (old dudes can just get naked in a changing room)
Barchar: (it's weird)
Jäger Leyline: is lying on the bed
Fellby: is cuddled up next to him.
Asmodeus : "Take a break."
: ((I just died to The Cage
: ((And ym attack fly
: ((Finished him off
: ((As I was dead
Döven : Make me
Fellby: (dude my friend's dad was really self-concious about his nipples
Jäger Leyline: cuddles up
Fellby: ((like her mom would be like "HONEY IF YOU'RE HOT TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT YOU'RE ALLOWED TO"
Asmodeus : "I can't."
Fellby: ((and he was like "NO MY NIPPLES ARE WEIRD"
: ((I can't stand being shirtless
Fellby: ((why am i talking about this
: ((I hate it
Asmodeus : "But you need to talk."
Fellby: "Well, that was a nice talk."
Döven : exactly -does a flip to a different branch
Jäger Leyline: there was only so much talking
Barchar: (thatsthejoke.jpg)
Fellby: "Heh... more screaming."
Jäger Leyline: Ha
Jäger Leyline: wanna go see what everyone is up to?
Asmodeus : -He floats up.-
Asmodeus : "Come on."
Fellby: "Maybe... I planned on doing some dancing today, but I can go out."
Muffet: she's come out of her room now, just going around and doing some general chores
: ((I remember bein pretty self-conscious when I was like eight even when I was a fucking stick, now I look back and I'm like "Why the fuck did I-- [i]How[/i]"
Jäger Leyline: its your choice, wouldn't mind watching that though
Döven : -does a hand stand-
Fellby: shrugs. "I've always got tomorrow."
Döven : talk or leave me alone
Asmodeus : "Come on. You can't seriously like to train this often?"
Barchar: (I always think I'm like twice as thin as I actually am)
Döven : and what if I do? -one hands the handstand-
Barchar: (So seeing myself in a mirror is always a small disappointment)
Jäger Leyline: lets go see what muffet is up to
Asmodeus : "You said that your happiness didn't matter. I assume you aren't happy."
Asmodeus : "Is that a fair assumption?"
Fellby: "Alright, let me get dressed."
Jäger Leyline: you sure you don't want to stride naked throughout the place alongside with me?
Jäger Leyline: starts to get dressed
Fellby: "I mean, I could."
Fellby: "I own the damn place."
: ((So, like, when I was twelve and was going to school
Fellby: "But..."
Jäger Leyline: doubt anyone would complain
: ((When my friend took off his fucking flip-flops
Barchar: -you feel like somebody finds this hilarious. But you can't really tell-
: I've got 53 cents to waste on Steam
Jäger Leyline: is total dressed
: I can't use the market
: What do I do
Fellby: goes to his closet and picks out a nice pair of slacks, and a simple shirt.
Barchar: (MJust, like, suddenly?)
Fellby: ((the chanchla
: ((Yes
Döven : happiness is nothing more than illusion
: ((He started to laugh then did it
: ((And I'm like
: (("FUCK OFF"
Asmodeus : "That's false."
Fellby: ((that reminds me, when i was on vacation, there was this swampy area
Asmodeus : "It's an emotion."
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] disconnected.
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.
Fellby: ((and i thought to myself, "shrek lives here"
Jäger Leyline: (is mei x Zarya a thing bread?
: (("but it's fun"
Barchar: (Probably)
Fellby: ((and then i looked over and saw a flip-flop
: ((I'm bored as shit
: ((A few other kids watched
: ((And by the end of it
Fellby: ((and thought "shrek stole someone's chancla"
: ((My fucking arms were red as FUCK
Barchar: (Though actually, I don't see much shiping stuff for overwatch)
Fellby: smiles at Jager.
Barchar: (On the subreddit)
Jäger Leyline: smiles back
Fellby: ((it's fucking everywhere on tumblr
Jäger Leyline: come on good looking
Fellby: "Alright, if you say so..."
Barsk: -pretend this did the thing with the funniness-
Barsk: I hadn't made a shortcut for them until then
Barsk: we shall see if it gets used at any point ever
Asmodeus : "Do you know what happiness is like?"
: NSFW pls no:
: It exists
Döven : No its something that makes you illogical, as you seek out selfish desires
Fellby: heads up to Jager.
Jäger Leyline: follows
Barchar: (something about that image just feels wrong)
Barchar: (And I'm not sure what)
: ((I don't know
Fellby: ((her nipples are weird
Asmodeus : "And you don't have selfish desires?"
: ((Actually yeah
: ((They're 2d nips
Barsk: somebody accidentally bumps into them. "Oh, uh, sorry." their voice is slightly odd. They don't stick around.
Asmodeus : "Don't you think that wanting to be Jäger's only companion is a little selfish?"
Muffet: "...How rude." she said, looking over. "Hello, cheri!~"
Fellby: "... Hello, dear."
Fellby: "Do you know who they were?"
DamnDude: [[ Laharl I have found a 19 cent game ]]
Jäger Leyline: Hey muffet
Muffet: "...Mmn. No, I don't think so. Not a regular, as far as I can tell."
: ((Is it a decent game
Muffet: "They didn't pickpocket anything, did they?"
Fellby: checks his pockets. "I... I don't think so."
DamnDude: [[ Laharl I have found a 49 cent game that I know isn't shit ]]
Döven : no, I want him to stop wasting his time and start getting ready for the upcomoing war
: ((Name
Barsk: yeah, no, his pockets are just as full
Muffet: "Oh well. They probably just...actually accidentally bumped into you. Hm."
Asmodeus : "What war?"
DamnDude: [[ I played a bit of rush and Tori Tori is by the same people I heard ]]
Barchar: debates going out there and chewing him out about thinking she couldn't do just as well to fight in a war as him and Jager. But she doesn't.
: (( Iiii think ill wait
: ((And just get something on the market
DamnDude: [[ Yeah ]]
: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [Laharl].
: High Priest Laharl [Laharl] is now High Priest Laharl [Sicily].
Barchar: (Does it matter? I mean, he bought Isaac)
Barchar: (Or did that get gifteD?)
Sicily: ((I've gotta wait 15 days
Sicily: Sicily steps into the bar, although her usual cart of items isn't with her.
Sicily: She's holding some kinda giant piece of paper.
Döven : when humanity ultimately tries to destory monsterkind again,
Barchar: "Hi."
Jäger Leyline: shrugs
Muffet: "But yes, hello, you two."
Sicily: She just, holds a finger up to BC.
Sicily: And unrolls the paper.
Muffet: "I assume this means you've made up?"
Barchar: "..."
Fellby: "Yes."
Sicily: "According to the third law of the Netherowrld Royalty Associates, one 'Grillby's is being held liable for three cases of assault on Overlord Laharl Krichevskoy."
Sicily: "Using the word 'Love' in quick succession."
Muffet: "Très bien!" she said, smiling
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: she tries to avoid breaking out laughing
Sicily: "Demonic punishment is being brought soon in the form of one (1) small army of elite guards."
Barchar: "Right."
Barchar: "Okay."
Sicily: "Overlord Laharl requests one apology or death."
Asmodeus : "It doesn't mean your entire life needs to be devoted to something that hasn't happened yet."
Barchar: "I'm sorry?"
Sicily: She holds up a second paper.
Asmodeus : "You can spend time doing things you enjoy."
Jäger Leyline: that we did,
Jäger Leyline: side hugs Fellby
Sicily: "One handwritten, sentence-long apology with atleast two adjectives and a blood seal please."
Fellby: is hugged.
Barchar: "...Alright."
Döven : time not practicing is time wasted
Barchar: "You got a knife on you?"
Asmodeus : "Said who?"
Sicily: She pulls one out, it's a nice knife, well-polished and clearly usd a lot for this sort of thing.
: 60℅ of the damn internet is filled with tits and ass
: I might as well call it the titternet
Döven : said me -still doing the one handed hand stand
Barchar: she gets a piece of paper. 'I, Barchar Leyline, and the residents of this bar, are incredibly sorry for our tactless and repetitive use of the word which causes you pauin, and sincerely hope you accept our apology.' she cuts her finger, getting some blood on there
Barchar: (Intitnet)
Sicily: Sicily accepts this, putting it in an envelope.
Asmodeus : "Who gave you that idea?"
Sicily: "Sorry about Big Bro, he doesn't like being insulted."
Barchar: "Eh, it's fine."
Asmodeus : "That its all the mattered."
Asmodeus : "WDG?"
Sicily: "I mean, he's gotten better. He used to straight-up declare war."
Sicily: "For literally the smallest things."
: that*
Barchar: "Don't tell him I said this, but in the end we'd proooobably have wrecked his guards anyway. But I'd much rather not incite him, either way."
Sicily: "Oh, Big Bro's guards suck."
Sicily: "Only one of them that's actually worth anything is Mike."
: Zero VIII [Zero VIII] joined chat.
Barchar: "Oh, Mike. I like Mike."
Sicily: "Bro himself is actually REALLY tough though, so uh...please don't get him angry."
: Frisky 's connection timed out.
Sicily: "When he gets pissed he likes to take his anger out on the prinnies, and then none of us get sleep, cause everything smells like charcoal for a week."
Döven : big surprise I can come up with my own thoughts
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Randy: Hello friendos
Döven : in fact they all are
Asmodeus : "Were you ever forced to train?"
Döven : Obviously
Barchar: "Ew."
Sicily: "No, not THAT way."
Barchar: "No, I know."
Döven : up until the point I realized that it was important to do to become stonger
Barchar: "But...exploded penguin smell."
Jäger Leyline: stronger*
Barchar: "Ew."
Asmodeus : "So that wasn't a choice. You were forced into the mindset that all that mattered was training."
Sicily: "Yeah."
Jäger Leyline: wanna head to the bar?
Sicily: "Anyways." She wraps up the paper.
Barchar: [s]"No, that's how YOU'D take your anger out"[/s]
Sicily: "You want a heal for the cut or do you got it?"
Barchar: "Pssh." she brings her finger up. "Shapeshifted it closed, like, two seconds after."
Döven : no I had a choice, I just picked the right one, the other was death
Sicily: "Alright."
Sicily: She leaves again.
Zero VIII: is around
Sicily: Barchar has successfully done better than Gaster at avoiding wars.
Barchar: GG
Fellby: "Sure."
Asmodeus : "That isn't a choice."
Muffet: "Sure."
Asmodeus : "That is the exact opposite."
Randy: Randy remains a sweater on the floor.
Muffet: "I'm sure la mignonne would like to know that you made up too."
Jäger Leyline: gets between the two, arms around them
Jäger Leyline: lets go then
Asmodeus : "Do you really trust the man who built you? Built you, and tried to kill you multiple times?"
Fellby: smiles, leaning on Jager.
Muffet: she nods, going through the anydoor
Randy: Randy waves.
Döven : gave me more than anyone else
Asmodeus : "Did you even know anyone else?"
Barchar: "Oh, hey." she said, looking over at them. "How are you doing?"
Asmodeus : "Becuase if that's a no... You have to realize that point is terrible."
Fellby: "Better."
Barchar: "Good!"
Barchar: "I was worried. I'm glad to know I don't have to be."
Jäger Leyline: Yep
Fellby: ((brb, dinner
Döven : its not like I was isolated
Asmodeus : "No?"
Asmodeus : "Where did you go?"
Döven : I climbed a damn mountain when I was 4
Asmodeus : "Forced to?"
Döven : you think I didn't see other people along the way, or stopped in villages
Barchar: "What's the over/under on fixing this...this shit."
Asmodeus : "Can I longer on the fact that you were hardly past being a toddler and climbed a mountain?"
Muffet: "...Still trying to mentally parse the entire thing. UNdoing the trigger is just..."
Asmodeus : "I can't say I'm not impressed. But that is a task that you should not have been forced into."
Zero VIII: "Did someone say trigger"
Muffet: "Well. I guess my demon is showing, because somehow it just doesn't make sense to me."
Barchar: "Fuuuuuuck off, hun."
Randy: He turns into a gun.
Zero VIII: "Excuse you"
Zero VIII: "But the word trigger invokes gun imagery"
Zero VIII: "Which could set off someone's ptsd, you insensitive prick"
Randy: He turns into arms and shrugs, uncaring.
Barchar: "Sorry. My 'mental conditioning activator'."
Asmodeus : "...He made you. What if there were others?"
Randy: He turns back into a gun and goes outside, firing in the distance.
Barchar: you can just imagine how condescending she's sounding with that
Barchar: very
Asmodeus : "Like... Maybe you aren't the first Doven."
Döven : because I'm not a clone
Döven : its easy to mke those
Zero VIII: "Don't use that tone towards me."
Döven : but a son? no
Barchar: "you're not my fucking mom."
Asmodeus : "Hmm. Guess you're the only Doven?"
Döven : thee only
Zero VIII: "I'm sorry."
Zero VIII: "But did you just."
Zero VIII: "Assume my gender?"
Asmodeus : "...I don't know how to try and make you happy."
Barchar: "You've said earlier you were a woman, bitch."
Asmodeus : "Stop you from all this."
Barchar: "Besides, you can say that to males too."
Asmodeus : "At least show you there is more to life than this."
Zero VIII: "What the fuck does what happened in the past have to do with now."
Barchar: "'s not like every second is a fuckin' universal refresh."
Zero VIII: "I could be fluid, did you consider that you fuckwad?"
Barchar: "Are you?"
Zero VIII: "No you didn't, cis scum."
Zero VIII: ""
Barchar: "So what the fuck are you even bitching about"
Asmodeus : -He sighs.-
Asmodeus : "I'm sorry I can't show you that."
Döven : Good, now leave me be-
Barchar: "Also, you called me 'whorechar' earlier. That's slutshaming."
: Zero VIII's connection timed out.
Asmodeus : "..."
: Zero VIII [Zero VIII] joined chat.
Asmodeus : -He goes to speak, but stops.-
Döven : -spins around the branch, flips off it and lands-
Asmodeus : "What did you feel when you insulted me?"
Döven : enjoyment
Asmodeus : "Yes."
Asmodeus : "But you weren't training."
Asmodeus : "And you felt enjoyment. That's a form of happiness."
Döven : heh, you're dumber than you look, I felt nothing
Asmodeus : -He nods.-
Zero VIII: "So what if it is?"
Asmodeus : "I guess."
Barchar: "Well, that's offensive to real whores."
Zero VIII: "I can't oppress you, I'm a [i]minority[/i]"
Barchar: "So am I."
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "Wanna fucking bet?"
Jäger Leyline: Wow, thats a huge double standard
Barchar: "I'm a nonexistant person."
Zero VIII: "Excuse you? Miss whitey's feeling oppressed?"
Barchar: "That's one of the biggest minorities ever."
Asmodeus : -He doesn't leave.-
Barchar: "Your lack of erasure offends me."
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "Bitch please you don't know how to oppress people."
: High Priest Laharl [Sicily] is now High Priest Laharl [Satan].
Satan: "Adaline get the fuck back here."
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "Fiiiiiine."
Muffet: is just watching the firework
Asmodeus : -He sighs.-
Muffet: s
Zero VIII: "I am a 67 year old asian man trapped in an artificial intelligence with Hitler as a headmate"
Muffet: "Oh, hi Statan."
Satan: "Heyo Muffet."
Barchar: "But you said that you were a woman."
Satan: "One of the Hitler Squad is inside of a robo queen's head."
Barchar: "And then that you weren't fluid."
Satan: "So uh."
Muffet: "Oh, wonderful."
Zero VIII: "God."
Muffet: "I'll make sure to call you when I see her."
Barzan: theres no fucking way your asian, they don't believe in the whole indentification thin
Satan: "Yeaaah."
Jäger Leyline: thing*
Zero VIII: "Do you know how ableist you're sounding right now?"
Barchar: "Yes."
Barchar: "Zero. Zero ableist."
Azazel: "Satan, the blind hitler keeps walking into the wall over there, do you want me to video tape this."
Zero VIII: "Check your privilege."
Barchar: "Okay."
Barchar: she went wall-eyed for a second
Satan: He looks at Azazel, popping out of the Hell Boid.
Satan: "Put it on Vimeo, and then Youtube."
Barchar: "Privelege checked.'
Zero VIII: scoffs, puts a mean girls gif on the screen for a second, then turns away
Muffet: Vimeo
Muffet: you mosnter
Asmodeus : "...I feel bad."
Satan: "By the way."
Döven : you should, you suck at talking
Satan: "How's Horse Hitler turning out?"
Barchar: "...This is fun, in a masochistic 'I hate her and myself' sort of way."
Asmodeus : "For you, I mean."
Asmodeus : "I feel bad about what you went through."
Azazel: -begins to video tape the blind hitler while throwing some insults in- "I've been out for a week, what do you mean by horse hitler."
Fellby: ((alright back
Horse: Horse Hitler is gassing the mules
Fellby: snaps back to reality.
Fellby: "... What's going on?"
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Azazel [Azazel].
Azazel: is in hell
Barchar: "Nothing interesting, really."
Satan: is in Hell
Satan: "Alright, so thats three hitlers now."
Satan: "We're missing Rosie O'Donald Hitler, and Goat Hitler."
Satan: "Where are they?"
Azazel: "What about Hidden Hitler"
Jäger Leyline: no much, listen to a pathetic excuse of a person bitch about stupid shit
Fellby: "... Okay, that's kind of rude, but okay."
Satan: "Well we can't find him."
Barchar: "Wow, Jager, I didn't know you thought of me that way." she said, deadpan and sarcastic. "But yeah that is a BIT overboard."
Barchar: "She is a dumb bitch though."
: Zero VIII [Zero VIII] disconnected.
Jäger Leyline: I'm talking about Zero
Azazel: "What the hell. Alright then, what about kid Hitler"
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: "I-yes, I was being sarcastic."
Barchar: "It was a joke."
Satan: "He's still Jewish>"
Satan: "So we're gonna have to wait a bit."
Jäger Leyline: said that to Fellby
Barchar: oh okay nvm
Fellby: "Still...."
Asmodeus : "..."
Azazel: "But I just watched him take the polish boy's desk last week"
Satan: "..."
Döven : I don't
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Satan: "Okay, yeah, put him in the squad."
Barchar: can i just say that the conversationg with Satan and Azazel are great
Barchar: thye are
Satan: "Anyways, is it just me."
Döven : you can either lie down in the mud and the blood and die or stand up against all odds and fight back. I choose the ladder.
Satan: "Or are there a SHITTON of demons in the bar now?"
Satan: ((I fucking love the Satan and Azazel convos
Randy: I do too
Barchar: (He's not good for PMD but goddamn is he fun in the main room)
Asmodeus : "Doven, I understand. But it's every second of your life."
Azazel: "I demand we tax all the demons after me. They stole my idea and took it to hell"
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Asmodeus : "I'm sure that not everyone who fights this war will do what you did."
Asmodeus : "And I'm sure that you can't win it yourself."
: ((Satan is motherfucking gold
Jäger Leyline: Doven and the hellspawns would get along
Zero VIII: "Excuse me."
Randy: So apparently I panic internally if I decide I want to introduce a character that can fucking converse
Zero VIII: looks at Jager
: ((Because he's Satan
Zero VIII: "Since when. Did you have. Permission to use my name?"
Satan: "Yeah, i'll sign Muffet up for the Azazel tax."
Barchar: "Second opinion, Muffet?"
Muffet: "No."
Randy: I caaaaan't
Barchar: "I dunno, Jager."
Satan: "And Laharl."
Satan: "And those prinnies."
Jäger Leyline: sine when did you have permission to talk to me?
Azazel: "...We're gonna be rich"
Muffet: hey, technically she had her own version of Grillby's before Azazel ever showed up!
: Randy [Randy] is now Lily [Lily].
: PULL OFF A FRISKY AND BE LIKE "Oh, I don't fucking care I'm gonna do it anywaud"
Zero VIII: "I can say whatever I want, cissy"
: anyways*
Fellby: ((what are you gonna even buy in hell
Lily: I'll tri
Satan: "WOO!"
Fellby: ((OH
: >tri
Satan: "Wait what?"
: -Ding!-
Satan: "We've been using the goddamn free trials for years now."
: Lily [Lily] edited the chat information.
Jäger Leyline: No you can't you're oppressing the minority her
Satan: "Why would we give a shit?"
Jäger Leyline: here*
Fellby: "You do realize Jager's black, right?"
Zero VIII: "You're a male."
Jäger Leyline: I'm black you bitch
Barchar: "Technically, there are three females in here to one male."
Zero VIII: "And I'm gray."
Satan: ((Dude you missed Azazel's amazing line
Asmodeus : "Right?"
Azazel: "Hmm"
Satan: ((Upon asking if Azazel was related to Azalea
Satan: (("Just cause i'm black doesn't mean i'm related to these pople"
Zero VIII: "Plus you're probably a race traitor anyway."
Barchar: (10)
Jäger Leyline: looks like we got a racist here
Barchar: "The racist-ist."
Barchar: "Might as well be putting you in chains."
Zero VIII: "I can't be racist, I'm not white.:
Zero VIII: *"
Zero VIII: "Do you people not have any idea how racism works?"
Fellby: "Do you?"
Jäger Leyline: You're close to the colour white
Zero VIII: "Of course I do."
Satan: "Hey, we might be able to afford butter for our shitty popcorn now."
Jäger Leyline: so I guess youre racist
Satan: "Watered down butter, but butter!"
Zero VIII: "Oh so you're whitewashing me?"
Zero VIII: "Hah"
Azazel: "No that's too expensive."
Jäger Leyline: you're discriminating against me for my skin colour
Zero VIII: puts up a gif of pitch perfect
Satan: "Yeah, we'd use up all our hooker money."
Fellby: ((slarv how are you so good at tumblr-style discorse
Jäger Leyline: and because I'm black
Zero VIII: ((This is so fucking fun
Jäger Leyline: ((because its not hard to make fun of them
Barchar: "You sure like gifs from shitty movies."
Azazel: "Hmm"
Satan: "..."
Zero VIII: "Excuse you?!"
Satan: "I think someone just dissed our shitty movies."
Barchar: (She probably follows TiA)
Zero VIII: "Pitch perfect had a main cast of all women"
Zero VIII: ((I do
Asmodeus : "Doven?"
Döven : ...if I have to
Azazel: "We could burn the money...Wait what the hell?"
Fellby: "So?"
Asmodeus : "...You can't. You'll be outnumbered."
Satan: "One sec."
Barchar: (Which is part of why this is both very funny and very annoying to me)
Zero VIII: "Don't you get it?"
Fellby: "Being of the female gender does not a good person make."
Satan: He pops into the bar, through a hell boid, staring at BC.
Zero VIII: "Um, yes it does."
Fellby: "Alright, what about abusive women?"
Lily: Alright, I 100% promise that once everything calms down a bit I will fucking introduce Lily
Zero VIII: "Looks like you flunked your gender studies class."
Lily: And if I don't
Lily: Ban me pls
Barchar: "...Satan, do you want to know how many times I've experienced Pitch Perfect?"
Barchar: "Three more times since I started this conversation."
Jäger Leyline: looks like you failed basic logic and common sense
Satan: "I've been watching nothing but Pitch Perfect, Full House, and year-old nickelodeon movies."
Zero VIII: makes air quotes "Abusive women"
Azazel: turns on Pitch Perfect in hell.
Satan: "For the past 18 centuries."
Döven : I'll find a way
Barchar: "It's not. Good. Anymore."
Barchar: "...And now fucking Everywhere You Look is stuck in my head. Goddammit."
Satan: "Hey."
Zero VIII: ((As a long time subscriber of tia I know all these things
Satan: "Mickey."
Satan: "You so fine."
Satan: "You so fine you blow my mind, hey nicky, hey, hey."
Muffet: "..."
Fellby: rolls his eyes. "Whaaatever."
Barchar: "You just switched the name."
Jeska or Jekon: -would like to talk to Zero-
Satan: He goes back to hell.
Zero VIII: could very well talk to jeska
Barchar: yeah well you're probably like 60 now
Zero VIII: ((Yes Zero VIII is the next host of ZE
Zero VIII: ((It's gonna be wonderful
Satan: "So lemme propose my new app ida."
Satan: "Idea*"
Barchar: (Zero VIII: "Epsilon, as a shy agender person I declare you the shittiest of lords")
Epsilon: [color=#ffdab9]("...[sub]okay[/sub]")[/color]
Fellby: ((they're all gonna fucking die because zero's too busy picking apart how everyone's a shitlord
Satan: "We can use the profits from this shit to finally be able to afford Disney XD."
Asmodeus : "You won't. Not without an army."
Zero VIII: (("You don't get to betray this round, because you're white. That's your reparation."
Jäger Leyline: ((so mei isn't fat but tumblr wants or considers her to be fat?
Barchar: (es)
Azazel: "Isn't Disney XD just more expensive shittier disney?"
Fellby: sighs, drawing Muffet a little closer.
Satan: "Yes."
Satan: "Now!"
Satan: "It's like that app where you swipe left and right for dates."
Jäger Leyline: ((even though everyone was arguing she wasn;t fat?
Satan: "Except for people who want to fight."
Muffet: she looks at him. "Anything wrong, cheri?"
Asmodeus : "And you won't have an army that trusts you if you dont show them that they can trust you."
Fellby: ((dude tumblr is fucking weird
: ((ikr
: ((She is t fat))
Fellby: ((it's full of fighting and discorse
: ((Fucking canon))
Muffet: inb4 Zero VIII gets on her for appropriating french culture
Fellby: ((... and shitposting
Zero VIII: ((I wish I hadn't chosen Elh for Zero VIII's model because Elh is a smol cinnamon bun
Zero VIII: ((But whatever
Barchar: (Tumblr is great if just follow who you like and try to ignore all the other shitty people)
Zero VIII: her eyes burn red
Fellby: "Not really, just wanted to hold my gal a little closer."
Azazel: "So it's abusive as all hell tinder."
Barchar: (but it's hard)
Zero VIII: "Um."
Muffet: "Well, okay!"
Satan: "Yeah, it's abusive tinder."
Zero VIII: "Did you just say cheri?"
Jäger Leyline: ((I know that, but now I am seeing that people are saying that she is or that she should be
Satan: "Instead of a 60% chance it's a 100% chance you'll come back with wifebeating marks."
Muffet: "...Yes. I also have a french accemt."
: ((Fucking)(
Azazel: "Or giving Wifebeating marks"
Zero VIII: "Where were you born?"
: ((Fuck them blizzard made her not fat))
Satan: "Or both."
Muffet: "Hell."
Azazel: "Maybe both"
Satan: "Definitely both."
Zero VIII: "Well, that's close enough to france"
Zero VIII: "You're off the hook."
Satan: "Oh, by the way, i've got a job for you."
Zero VIII: "For now..."
Muffet: "..."
Azazel: "Unless someone frail gets the app"
Zero VIII: makes the I'm watching you motion
Muffet: she narrows her eyes. "Did you just say that France was like Hell?"
Zero VIII: "Well yeah."
Fellby: -oh shit more discourse-
Zero VIII: "Obviously."
Asmodeus : "Right?"
Azazel: "Wait hold on"
Satan: "I need you to take the Hitler Squad."
Muffet: there are few things that can make her hate you, and [i]that is the big'un[/i]
Azazel: "Did she just compare Hell to France"
Döven : people are concerned about strength, they will follow onces I show them what strength is
Zero VIII: "Do you not know about french colonialism?"
Muffet: "I immediately hate you."
: Fellby [Fellby] changed the topic to "THE DISCOURSE (tm)"
Satan: "...I mean, it's not far off."
Jäger Leyline: stills on the couch
Satan: "Why do you think most succubi are labelled as hot french girls?"
Asmodeus : "And once they know that strength, don't you think they may fear you?"
Zero VIII: "Where the french [i]massacred[/i] the indigenous black tribes to claim their land?"
Azazel: "...Because people like fucking people with accents?"
Zero VIII: ((Am I doing tumblr justice
Muffet: "...what."
Satan: "Yep."
Döven : the alternative is dying to humanity
Zero VIII: "It's canon."
Barchar: (Unforunately)
Zero VIII: "Canon to history."
Zero VIII: ((Yesssss
Satan: "Anyways."
Jäger Leyline: ((yes, its the same eye rolling bullshit
Muffet: "...I..."
Satan: "I need you to assemble the Hitler Squad."
Fellby: ((yes
Muffet: "Can't even disagree because I don't know what happened in your dimension."
: ((Nope
Satan: "And take them somewhere, literally anywhere."
Zero VIII: "It happened in every dimension"
Satan: "Just get them out of her for like, 15 minutes.
Fellby: ((well, you're the weirder side of tumblr social justice
Zero VIII: "Because all white people are the same."
Muffet: "But don't insult France around me, motherfucker."
Azazel: "And take on mage hitler who was formerly on the squad who wants to kill them for no reason?"
Lily: Okay, now I just have to find a reason they'd come and a reason they wouldn't turn back
Asmodeus : "When is this war happening?"
Zero VIII: "It's not an insult, it's the truth."
: ((You haven't hated on an artist for making SU characters slightly skinnier yet
Barchar: (Curiosity)
Satan: "...I mean, if you want to fight Mage Hitler you can."
Satan: "I just want you to get them out my hair."
Zero VIII: ((I wanted to go for the stuff I knew nobody's actually get mad at me for
Lily: Because I realize my original reason would probably just lead to Lily leaving quickly
Barchar: is working on drawing a purple and white line and saying it's amethyst
Azazel: "Hell yeah!"
Satan: "By the way, your paycheck can be picked up in the Harpy wing tonight."
Barchar: she's finding colored pencils
Fellby: ((Dude, I don't fucking fight people over art
Barchar: (No, you don'y)
Fellby: ((why the fuck would i do that i'm an artist
Barchar: (But there are some shitty people who do)
Azazel: "Why do you keep changing where my paycheck is"
Satan: ((Lol Chime ur art sux
Zero VIII: ((Nono, I meant the social justice
Barchar: (And made some thing happen that we really cannot talk about here)
Satan: "Because I'm still not sure exactly what goddamn demon you are."
Fellby: ((i know how hard it can be to - i know
Azazel: "I missed 5 pay checks because of that"
Zero VIII: ((I'll do the SU thing
Satan: ((u suk
Satan: ((sukky suk
Barchar: she presents it. "I arted."
Barchar: "It's minimalist."
Satan: ((fite me
Zero VIII: "What the fuck is that."
Satan: 991v1
Satan: 99!!11!!!
Barchar: it's clearly labeled
Zero VIII: "Is that amethyst."
Azazel: (( 6v9me ))
Satan: "I mean, you can go beat up hookers for more."
Fellby: "Oooh. Interesting."
Döven : soon
Muffet: "...It's a line."
Barchar: "An artistic line."
Zero VIII: "YOU"
Fellby: "An interesting take on the character and her use of whips."
Asmodeus : "And what about the current King? Don't people like him?"
Muffet: she smirks. "Oh, nice."
Barchar: "..."
Fellby: stares at Zero.
Barchar: she expected this and intended it, and yet somehow she's still disappointed about it happening
Fellby: "You wanna see some improper beauty standards?"
Döven : he abdicated, there is no king
: Zero VIII [Zero VIII] disconnected.
Lily: Apparently not
Fellby: ((LEL
Muffet: "As a succubus, improper beauty standards are my game."
Jäger Leyline: hey shes kind of hot
Asmodeus : "Ohh..."
Fellby: "..."
Jäger Leyline: I'd do her
Lily: Wow, I looked up Lilligant for a good hybrid image, got it immediately
Lily: Thank mr Google
Fellby: "She's not my type."
Flo: oh nice hybrids those are fun
Barchar: "She's, like. Tiny, Jager."
Azazel: forms the hitler squad to go take down enchantress hitler.
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]yeah lol[/color]
Lily: Indeed
Barchar: "Your dick is probably twice her length."
: Zero VIII [Zero VIII] joined chat.
Asmodeus : "Well. I can't convince you to stop, huh?"
Asmodeus : "Well, may I ask something about Barchar?"
Zero VIII: has been drawing hastily
Zero VIII: "Fucking skinny bitch.."
Zero VIII: "THIS is a line that is a proper role model for young girls."
Zero VIII: presents a circle
Fellby: "..."
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: "That's a curve."
Fellby: pulls out a quarter.
Barchar: "A line is straight."
Fellby: -He then compares it to the circle-
: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.
: ((Barchar: That's gay.))
Zero VIII: "...straight."
: ((hi mv
Barchar: she's an AI, it's probably perfect
Zero VIII: "Are you fucking kidding me."
Lily: Hi MV
Barchar: (Hi MV welcome to the discourse)
Fellby: ((hi mv are you ready for discourse
Barchar: "Yes."
Zero VIII: "That's an assumption."
Schyroton: ((what discourse
Zero VIII: ((All
Lily: Zero VIII
Barchar: (The Zero VIII discourse)
Azazel: "[sub]Why the fuck are we sending a child hitler to kill a magical hitler[/sub]"
Barchar: (shitlord)
Jäger Leyline: looks up ameyhyst on his phone
Schyroton: ((what about them
Döven : what?
Lily: They are Mega Shitlord
Schyroton: ((ah
Fellby: ((they are discourse incarnate
Barchar: (Zero VIII was made by a tumblr)
Jäger Leyline: babe she isn't bad
Fellby: ((like, tumblr sj discourse
Asmodeus : "Were you planning anything with the mind control?"
Jäger Leyline: she can't be that small
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "Don't you know? I'm the cute one that gets put on all the posters."
Barchar: "Oh, you meant Amethyst."
: Child Hitler: "Will I get the French Boy's desk for this?"
Fellby: "Oooh, you were talking about her."
Barchar: "Well. She actually is still pretty small. But still."
Fellby: "Yeah, she looks fun."
Döven : if she gets in my way
Azazel: "I'm not giving you all anything"
Schyroton: ((how small we talkin here
Azazel: "I don't get paid enough"
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "Do I get his desk?"
Asmodeus : "How would she? So far I'm really the only one who has."
Barchar: (Amethyst small?)
Horse: "Seig hay-il"
Asmodeus : "She just dislikes your attitude to her."
Lily: So the one thing that's good about being nervous about introducing a character is changing their text and stuff to be better
Schyroton: ((ah, so the size of a young teenager
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "Okay, i'm gonna give it to Horse Hitler, that was amazing."
: ((Asmo:'s_Amethyst_Pop_Pop.png/revision/latest?cb=20150623034130
: High Priest Laharl [Satan] changed the topic to "SEIG HAY-IL"
Döven : and I dislike how she takes fathers attention away from things that are important
: Child Hitler: "Where do we keep finding you people"
Asmodeus : "Your father is a distraction, no?"
Asmodeus : "Isn't what's important training?"
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "I know right?"
Fellby: hums to himself, taking out a mirror and slicking back his flames.
Schyroton: walks in like the gif of the pizza guy walking in on the room in flames.
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "Where are we going anyways?"
Fellby: -Complete with pizza?-
Asmodeus : "Wouldn't just... Not even making a big deal about it benefit you more?"
Barchar: "Hi, Schyroton."
Barchar: "Welcome to hell."
Satan: I've got unnecesarily dramatic symphonic metal LoZ music blaring
Fellby: "Hey Schyro."
Azazel: "Well, one of the hitlers escaped and we can't find him."
Schyroton: pizza dough.
Schyroton: ...
Schyroton: Hhi.
Barchar: (MV you wanna do Ca2tale later?)
: Lily [Lily] disconnected.
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "Was it Hidden Hitler?"
Jäger Leyline: Hey Schyro
: Lily [Lily] joined chat.
Azazel: "And it's not Hidden Hitler for once"
Lily: Test
Lily: Well
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "Damn."
Schyroton: sets the dough on the bar counter.
: ((Are we doing Snowdin today
Fellby: "..."
Fellby: "What's with the dough?"
Schyroton: ((i am always up for ca2tale
Jäger Leyline: careful we got a "Badass" over here -thumbs at zero-
Azazel: "I mean, I have no idea where the hell he is, but he's probably committing genocide without anyone knowing"
Horse: "So wouldn't that mean there's two hidden hitlers now?"
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "...Shit are they multiplying"
Lily: Test 2
Zero VIII: "Um."
Zero VIII: "Excuse you."
Schyroton: Griiillby ran out and Ii decicided to help out.
Zero VIII: "Did you just call me a badass."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Test[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Theeere we go[/color]
Fellby: "Oh! Okay."
Barchar: "I haven't seen it, but I can tel you right now it is probably in the bottom ten."
: Child Hitler: "Can I be hidden hitler too?"
Schyroton: Anywayy. Whhat ththe shit.
Döven : -he is a powerful warrior who could hepl fight the war, yet he squanders his skills-
Azazel: "No"
Azazel: "Anyways, realistically we're gonna look for hidden hitler 2.0 and we're going to get nothing done"
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "So basically, what we're gonna do here."
: Oh god
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: She gestures to Azazel "Is that the man in the back is gonna say 'everyone attack'"
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Well[/color]
Jäger Leyline: actually you the furtherest thing from a baddass
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "And we're gonna get destroyed cause none of us have actual powers."
Jäger Leyline: doubt you could last a minute in a fight against a toddler
Fellby: "So, anyway, I didn't get the chance to ask. How was your day, Muffet?"
Muffet: "Oh, alright."
Zero VIII: "I'll have you know that word comes from the 1700s slave trade, where the most efficient slaves were referred to as big hardys. Eventually that became bardies, and bads. The ass was tacked on to further demean the slaves."
: * Child Hitler begins to smile a bit, so he smokes a cigar to become more evil.
Muffet: "I've been contemplating the fact that I'm a MILF now."
Schyroton: ...
Asmodeus : "What about all the other warriors who won't fight?"
Barchar: "...That is quite possibly the MOST bullshit thing I've heard ever."
Fellby: "I-" He's cut of by the massive wave of bullshit flowing from Zero's mouth.
Zero VIII: "It's true."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Brb, dinner[/color]
Zero VIII: "You're objectively wrong if you say otherwise."
Fellby: -He just. Stares.-
Asmodeus : "And you have no say in it."
Jäger Leyline: 1700th century? lass its the 10th century back home
Lily: [color=#daffdb]AFTER THAT I SWEAR I WILL FINALLY DO THIS[/color]
Asmodeus : "What so ever."
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: She continues walking with her paint set.
Barchar: "21st here."
Jäger Leyline: and I doubt that is true
Barchar: "So, you're talking about INCREDIBLY FAR FUTURE racism."
Zero VIII: "Oh, so you're even more opressive."
: Child Hitler: "We will take nothing from any of our guardians and we will bully all the jewish boys"
Fellby: "I... what?"
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "I bet you we're gonna end up in a bar or something."
Zero VIII: "Watch out, Jager's going to colonialize every black nation in existence."
Schyroton: ...
Jäger Leyline: I AM BLACK
Azazel: "...Why did we form a team of hitlers that are either children or a horse..."
Zero VIII: "Did you know"
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "I'm a Loli, not a child."
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "Also, I think for all we know Hidden Hitler could be with us."]
Barchar: (>I'm a loli, not a child)
Barchar: (Okay forget the pun that's even better)
Zero VIII: "That black children in the 10th centuries were often indoctrinated into white families to get into black communities and destroy them from the inside."
: High Priest Laharl [Satan] changed the topic to "I'm a Loli, not a child."
Barchar: "...What"
Azazel: "..."
Horse: "What if hidden hitler was a horse."
Zero VIII: "It's canon."
Azazel: "I can't tell the difference"
Fellby: "..."
Döven : ....theyre not my father
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "...What if Azazel is Hidden Hitler."
Jäger Leyline: first off no
Schyroton: Ii don't ththink that'sss relevant. To anything riright now.
Fellby: turns to Grillby. "One beer, please."
Jäger Leyline: second off canon doesn't refer to historical facts
Zero VIII: "Don't you dare try to mansplain this to me"
Jäger Leyline: canon is used in media
: Zero VIII [Zero VIII] disconnected.
Fellby: ((fellby rn:
Azazel: unzips the zipper on his Azazel costume and turns out to be hidden hitler.
Schyroton: Ii'm... what the fuck iiis that?
Asmodeus : "Do you care about your father?"
Fellby: "I don't even."
Barchar: "Two. If you have something that can just straight-up bypass me not actually technically being in the mind that's getting drunk."
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "hooooly shit."
: Hidden Hitler: "How did you see through mien fool proof plan"
Döven : .....
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "Anime abilities."
: Hidden Hitler: "You read the script, me but not me"
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "So wait, where the fuck is Azazel?"
Azazel: -is watching Pitch Perfect-
Asmodeus : "Hmm?"
Satan: "This movie never gets old."
Fellby: blinks. "I want that underworld liquor right about now."
Azazel: -nods-
Döven : I'm going hack to the bar
Asmodeus : "Answer me."
Jäger Leyline: keep it away from e
Jäger Leyline: me*
Asmodeus : -He stands in front of him.-
Asmodeus : "Don't avoid your emotions."
Döven : I don't answer to anyone, pushes past him
Jäger Leyline: -pushes past him-*
Asmodeus : -He tries to grab his shoulder.-
: Child Hiter: "I can not even comprehend what in mien name what is even happening anymore"
Döven : -will judo throw him if he does-
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "This joke has really gotten old by now."
Asmodeus : "Hey, come on!"
Asmodeus : "I'm waiting for an answer."
CryingEevee OOC: ((eevee appears!))
: Child Hitler: "Shall we heil ourselves and call for nap time."
Fellby: ((hello and welcome to the discourse
: Zero VIII [Zero VIII] joined chat.
Döven : have fun waiting -walks off-
: [url=]Adaline[/url]: "Sure."
Asmodeus : -He follows.-
Satan: "...Yep, Task Force H just passed out."
Asmodeus : -Into the bar, I assume.-
Zero VIII: "Underworld liquor?"
Satan: "You suck at assembling squads."
: * Hidden Hitler already disappeared again.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i went swimming today. which i should do more since i, y'now, have a pool))
: Frisky 's connection timed out.
Horse: Horse did not pass out
Azazel: "Oh, I just found Hidden Hitler and made him do it"
Horse: Horse only stares
Satan: "How the fuck did you find Hidden Hitler?"
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Azazel: "He was the only person walking around in completely normal clothes"
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok. so. last night i made a txt file just called "Y"))
Fellby: "Yes."
Döven : -yes, he enters the back
: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.
Jäger Leyline: bar*
Azazel: "...We're in hell"
Satan: "..."
Satan: "Hoooly shit."
Schyroton: ...
CryingEevee OOC: ((this is what was in it:"mega mewtwo Y but arceus style and just completely has arceus' face"))
Fellby: ((were you shitposting
Barchar: she tries to ignore Doven
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know what was going through my mind at the time))
Asmodeus : "Answrr me."
Azazel: "So, I think we need to update our hitler team a bit"
Azazel: "Maybe train them with a few rounds of genocide, or have them all take over super Poland."
Azazel: "...The 2nd closest thing to hell"
Satan: "We have a super poland?"
Satan: "I thought that was Super Finland?"
Azazel: "There's a super everywhere if you aren't blind"
Zero VIII: "Alcoholism is a social construct"
Fellby: "Hell yeah it is. 'Specially if you're made of fire."
Azazel: "I don't know how the fuck Poland took over the world in one timeline, but they did"
Satan: "What about Super Blindness?"
Schyroton: ...
Zero VIII: "So go right ahead, unless you're some fucking kyriarchal scum."
Azazel: "What the hell would super blindness even be"
Fellby: "Yes, because I needed your approval."
Döven : go away
Satan: "...You're so blind you make other people nearby blind?"
Satan: "Holy shit that's actually a really cool superpower."
Satan: "I'm gonna write up and OC and go onto undertale chatrooms with it."
Barchar: that actually kinda fucking is cool
Zero VIII: "You did."
Zero VIII: "And now you have it."
Schyroton: ...
Fellby: "Uh, no. I have a permit."
Zero VIII: "But not my permission"
Azazel: "I don't even have to write OCs, I just go in as myself with a slightly edgy name"
Barchar: "...Might I ask what a Kyriacrchy is?"
Fellby: pulls out a paper. It says "I do what I want. - Fellby."
Zero VIII: "Which is now redacted, since you decided to be problematic"
Jäger Leyline: Fellby can do what he wants
Satan: "What was your last name again?"
Asmodeus : "No."
Satan: "Azalea?"
Satan: "I think you go in a lot as Azalea."
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Fellby: "Bitch, of course I'm problematic. I'm a goddamn prostitute."
Azazel: "I don't even know who that is"
Muffet: "A sexy, sexy prostitute."
Azazel: "Why do you keep bringing that up"
Zero VIII: "You're oppressive"
Satan: "Isn't she your sister?"
: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.
Fellby: "How.
Zero VIII: "I don't have time for you mras anymore."
Satan: "I swear to myself she's your sister i'm pretty sure."
Azazel: "You told me she was a goat"
Schyroton: ...
Fellby: "... Meals ready to eat?"
Zero VIII: puts up a full house gif
Azazel: "Am I a goat?
Muffet: "Time to use my favorite thing I ever learned from the internet."
Muffet: she clears her throat
Muffet: "No u"
Zero VIII: another gif
Satan: "I mean, you've used their heads a lot."
Satan: "And you're a demon."
Döven : then stop talking
Fellby: "Honey, why are you so sex-negative?"
Azazel: "Goats are a normal sacrifice, I liked getting a lot of items alright"
Asmodeus : "Why won't you answer me?"
Schyroton: ...Ddude.
Asmodeus : "Are you afraid?"
Satan: "By the way."
Satan: "I've gotten a bribery from some fuck to give you a constant outpour of Tiny Planet."
Satan: "Cause it's the best item I have."
Schyroton: ((today i got a 96 year old to say "dude"
Döven : I'm not afriad of anything, but that doesn't mean I have to answer you
Azazel: "...You don't even have tiny planet unless complete chaos breaks out"
Satan: "..."
CryingEevee OOC: ((cool cool))
Schyroton: looks mildly uncomfortable but mostly annoyed.
Barchar: is still just trying to ignore everybody
Asmodeus : "Why then?"
: High Priest Laharl's connection timed out.
Zero VIII: is busy harvesting gifs for a few hours
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Zero VIII: and browsing su fanart
Fellby: "... Ah, guess we're done here."
Zero VIII: leaves nasty comments on all gaster's blogs
Schyroton: is looking at Fellby with a glare of mild anger, mild discomfort, and moderate annoyance.
Barchar: what a douche
Gaster: -bitch why-
Fellby: "Sorry, Schyro."
Satan: Welp i'm bored again
Muffet: "...Wait, how long have you been here?" she said, looking at Schyro
Zero VIII: because gaster reblogged a pic of lucio with chocolate skin color instead of dark chocolate
Schyroton: Aa while.
Barchar: (We should probably start Ca2tale soo-wait where did frisky go)
Muffet: "Oh."
Muffet: "Uh. Sorry. I was distracted."
Gaster: -he doesn't even play overwatch-
Jäger Leyline: sits down
Muffet: "This bitch said that France was like Hell."
Muffet: "And that is the worst."
Döven : because I don't answer to you
Zero VIII: well she got the wrong guy then
Zero VIII: and gaster's getting a lot of hate for whitewashing lucio
Schyroton: Llook. It's fifine you ddidn't noticce.
Asmodeus : "Is it because you don't want to admit actually caring about someone?"
Gaster: -He answers an ask. "lol who are you"-
Zero VIII: 'your worst nightmare'
Gaster: -And who tf is lucio-
Zero VIII: 'fucking whitey piece of shit'
Zero VIII: 'fuck you'
Gaster: -bitch i'm a skeleton-
Gaster: -i have no skin-
Schyroton: Ffellby, I forgiive you, but can you plplease be a llittle more careful?
Fellby: "Alright."
Schyroton: Ththank you.
Zero VIII: 'bones are white, check your priviledge and stop harrassing me'
Zero VIII: 'le blocked XD'
Gaster: -Honey, you're on my turf. You came to me. But whatever floats your boat.-
Zero VIII: this proceeds to get thousands of notes
MettatonSEX: -Bones are actually pale yellow, have you ever seen a bone?-
Zero VIII: already blocked your asses
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Zero VIII: check your priveledge
Gaster: -Yeah stop whitewashing me-
: Holy fuck
: Rockruff's evo is real nice
MettatonSEX: -/He has over 20 accounts./-
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, the leak))
Döven : -does to headbutt Asmo
Zero VIII: 'fuck off alt'
CryingEevee OOC: ((turns kinda zoroarky at the end))
Jäger Leyline: taps his head, "hey babe, need an escape?
: Well hey
Satan: Prayer Card?
Asmodeus : -He lets him phase through.-
Schyroton: probably has had his hips reduced to be still curvy, but more proportionate.
: Two forms during the day and night
CryingEevee OOC: ((is pretty good))
: This game really focuses on the day and night system
Barchar: "Yes."
CryingEevee OOC: ((well yeah))
Gaster: -Yeah-
Barchar: "Yes, please."
Schyroton: ye
Satan: ((What does it doooo
Jäger Leyline: Hop on in then, I got song playing
: Prayer Card calls Jesus
CryingEevee OOC: ((more scps))
CryingEevee OOC: ((it gives an eternal heart))
Barchar: "Muffet, make sure nobody...does...uh. Anything. I don't know what they could be doing, but still."
Fellby: ((jager has the hamster dance playing in his head
Barchar: (UB-02 expansion and beauty)
Jäger Leyline: has on loop atm
Barchar: (AKA UB-02-1 and UB-02-2)
: "10:58: It also reveals that it will show the true strength of the new Pokémon, Type: Null, during its next issue We'll bring more as it comes"
CryingEevee OOC: ((so, most players of sun will be playing when their game is in the day. and the moon players will... also be playing when their game is in the day))
Muffet: she salutes. "Yes, ma'am."
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CryingEevee OOC: ((oooohhh))
: Type: Null is special
: Smolapeño [Smolster] disconnected.
Barchar: her body goes limp, as she hops in
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MettatonSEX: -/He proceeds to gently shut down Zero, because Gaster doesn't play OW etc etc wtc/-
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm going to have a null in my party, i've already decided))
: ((For Pokémon Moon if you're playing in the day it will be night
Asmodeus : "You can't hurt me."
: ((If you play Pokémon Sun during the day it will be daytime
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah. so the moon players will probably play during the night, as that's why they bought the version))
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: ((Vice versa
Döven : I cant find a way
Asmodeus : "...Can't hurt you."
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Barchar: the second she gets in, it morphs into [url=]this[/url]
CryingEevee OOC: ((and the sun players will play during the day so that's why they got that version))
CryingEevee OOC: ((then reverse your clock))
Asmodeus : "By all means, try."
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Barchar: [...I'm sorry my head is just FILLED with memes I couldn't stop it]
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CryingEevee OOC: ((be a time traveler))
Zero VIII: mtt is talking to a brick wall
Schyroton: ((get both
Jäger Leyline: will still dance with BC to that
CryingEevee OOC: ((you are above the consequences))
: Fuck no I'm not spending that much money
Zero VIII: a brick wall that tells him he's a misogynist
Barchar: (How much money do you think Frisky has)
CryingEevee OOC: ((also, who wanta to bet there'll be an exlipse version?))
Barchar: she's fine with this
CryingEevee OOC: ((*eclipse))
Jäger Leyline: [whatever lets just dance
Zero VIII: correcting someone is ableist
Barchar: (I'm about as sure as I ws that there would be a pokemon Z)
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Barchar: (So, you know)
Zero VIII: ((And pokemon gray
Barchar: (who the fuck knows)
Gaster: -He goes and plays with his children-
Barchar: [Heh. Alright.]
: . In it, Ash will receive a Z Ring and meet the Melemele Island Guardian, Tapu Koko. In the series, Ash is going to school and his goal is to graduate.
MettatonSEX: -/Lololol no it isnt and remember he has a shitton of fans that calmly back him up./-
Barchar: (Now that all the zero bullshit is over, everyone ready for Ca2tale?)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm really dissappointed in game freak not releasing definitive third versions anymore))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'll brb. but i'm not it in rn so))
Barchar: -/I feel like most of thos epeople should be just as rabid as most fans but aight/-
Zero VIII: keeps retorting with more shit
: (("How much money do you think Frisky has"
MettatonSEX: -A lot woukd be but MTT has requested so many times that his fans remain calm until necessary./-
: ((Not enough to spend it on two fucking games just because of the day and night system
Schyroton: ((christmas bruh
Jäger Leyline: (Doven pulls out a ghost buster gun
: ((I'm not waiting until Christmas you bastard
Jäger Leyline: ((Asmo: Shit
Fellby: takes out a cigarette.
: ((Besides my parents wouldn't get both
Barchar: (Laharl are you here)
Jäger Leyline: [better strut to the song
Schyroton: ((schyro sees the gun and immediately leaves
Fellby: gets a text out of nowhere.
Zero VIII: is going to buzzfeed about this
Barchar: [Well, if you're gonna be so forceful]
Fellby: [has anyone referred to their penis as a squirt pipe?]
Fellby: [...what]
Fellby: [who the hell are you]
Muffet: "Ugh. Can Jake just lay off the weed, like, once in his life?"
Fellby: "Oooh! Jake."
Fellby: "That explains a lot."
Muffet: "Have you ever opened his door?"
Jäger Leyline: [hey you changed the song and youre the only girl that can strut around]
Muffet: "It's like you just walked into a hemp factory."
Schyroton: sits down. He's kind of still getting used to the new balances.
Barchar: ["In general?"]
Fellby: "God, you get a contact high just walking in there."
Muffet: "...Actually, you might well."
Schyroton: ...misses the chair entirely.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Back, had to do other things as well[/color]
Muffet: "What with being made of fire."
Schyroton: gg schyro
Fellby: "Shoot, Schyro! Are you okay?"
Schyroton: falls on his ass.
Schyroton: Ii'm fine.
Zero VIII: to the outside world, she looks like she's just typing the shit out of something on a phone
Schyroton: pushes himself up.
Schyroton: Ii... misjujudged that.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]The anydoor opens, and a [url=]Lilligant hybrid[/url] stands there. "...Um, hello?"[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]I finally[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Did it[/color]
Schyroton: ...Hhello.
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Where is this...?"[/color]
Fellby: "This is a bar."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She's very quiet and sing-songy[/color]
Lily: [color=#daffdb].[/color]
Schyroton: Yyou're innnnn Grillby's.
Muffet: "Welcome, dearie."
Muffet: "Enjoy your stay."
Barchar: (where tf did laharl go)
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Oh...hmm..."[/color]
Schyroton: sits on a barstool for real this time.
Asmodeus : "Tell me."
Lily: [color=#daffdb]She pauses for a moment, then sits down on the couch. "Nice to meet you all. I am Lily."[/color]
Fellby: "I'm Grillby."
Schyroton: Ii'm Schyroton, but mmmost peoplle jujust call me Schyro.
Muffet: "I
Lily: [color=#daffdb]Wow[/color]
Fellby: "But you can call me Fellby."
Jäger Leyline: [Nope gotta strut you stuff like the song says. Unless youd rather I strut around]
Muffet: "I'm Muffet."
Döven : no
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Hello, Fellby, Schyro, and Muffet."[/color]
Barchar: [Well, the whims of Eminem are immutable.]
Asmodeus : "Tell me."
Barchar: [*Lucky Jager*]
Lily: [color=#daffdb]"Anyone mind describing this place a little...?"[/color]
Schyroton: smiles a bit. "Nnice to meeet you."
Asmodeus : "Do you care about what he thinks of you?"
Fellby: "It's weird."
Asmodeus : "That's a different question."