Schyroton: ((thats literally my mom

: ((Yes I know it can power the stove

Asmodeus : "...Would a bad response to that be yes?"

: ((And I don't care

Schyroton: It'd be hhonest if you really were.

CryingEevee OOC: ((and then, if you wait 8 years or set the clock 8 years later. you can actually play the game... except you don't start with a pokemon. because the professor already found someone to complete the pokedex))

CryingEevee OOC: ((it'll take extreme luck to not get mauled by a pokemon))

Asmodeus : -He nods, lightly.-

: ((And then your boss calls

Schyroton: Welll.

Asmodeus : "Not for those reasons, though."

: ((And demands you stop slacking off and get back to your job

: ((And then the credits fucking roll

Asmodeus : -He's figured Schyro dislikes the talk of sex, and is implying it with "those reasons"-

CryingEevee OOC: ((after the third set of credits, you can quit your job. but then you'll run out of food eventually if you don't keep winning battles))

Schyroton: Ii know.

: ((After the third set

: ((You eat the Pokémon

: ((You get arrested

: ((You can go back home because you have no money

: ((You go to prison for life

: ((Credits roll

: ((And your mom still doesn't let you go on an adventure

Schyroton: I hhonestly cacan't see yyyou in a romanntic sense.

: ((Then the credits roll

Asmodeus : -He sighs a bit.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((the credits better just be one guy))

Asmodeus : "Yeah, I had assumed."

CryingEevee OOC: ((otherwise that'd be annoying to sit through))

: ((The entire dev team for ffxiii

Schyroton: Ii underststand how yyou feel.

: ((I'm trying my first game o BoI Rebirth

CryingEevee OOC: ((not afterbirth?))

: ((What could possibly go wrong

: ((Bitch I don't have 25 bucks to shell out on Afterbirth AND rebirth

Schyroton: It's hard to hhave feelings forrrr someone and nnot have them feel ththe same way.

CryingEevee OOC: ((also, check your keyboard to see if you can walk and shoot in all directions without your keyboard going "NO I CAN'T DO THAT"))

Asmodeus : "I guess I having had been a kid is what makes you feel that way, right?"

: ((Yep

Schyroton: Ththat's a part of iit.

: ((Foudn something called Infamy

Schyroton: Annother papart is, welll, Ii've been goiiiing ththrough a lot of romanntic issues.

CryingEevee OOC: ((OH DOOD))

CryingEevee OOC: ((THAT'S AN AMAXING ITEM))

: ((Well shit man

CryingEevee OOC: ((it can sometimes block shots from hitting you))

Schyroton: And ththe third reason is ththe simple ffact that I hhhave no romantic atttraction towards you.

Asmodeus : "Yeah?"

Asmodeus : "Oh well."

: ((Which key is Bomb

: ((e

Fellby: quietly gives Schyro a thumbs-up from across the bar.

Schyroton: I ddo hope ththat you find someonne who cannn feel ththat way with you.

Schyroton: smiles at Fellby.

Asmodeus : "You are nice though. And I guess I'd like to help you, and get help with how we feel."

: ((Hierophant?

CryingEevee OOC: ((two soul hearts))

CryingEevee OOC: ((press Q for that))

Schyroton: Ththen we cannn be frfriends that hellp each other through our issues.

Asmodeus : -He smiles.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((maybe we shouldn't just tell laharl what everything is. that messes with the fun))

Schyroton: smiles back.

Randy: Unless it's controls

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah. unless it's controls))

CryingEevee OOC: ((if he REALLY wants to know something, there's the wiki))

Asmodeus : "Do you have any suggestions on how to find people?"

Asmodeus : "Most people just get scared."

CryingEevee OOC: ((...i should use the save editor to get my progress back))

Schyroton: Hhah, I know ththe feeling.

: ((Monstro's Tooth has appeared in the basement

: ((Do I get an extra heart for flawelessing the boss, thats how Gungeon works right /s

CryingEevee OOC: ((because my dumb controller deleted my data before))

CryingEevee OOC: ((you get something for flawlessing it))

: ((Magic Scab, extra heart, sweet

CryingEevee OOC: ((that'ss all i'll say))

: ((Okay, last time I saw NL I don't remember rooms having two boss doors

Schyroton: Um. Welll, it's prprobably best to jjust start talkiing to someone you fifind attractive. Ssay hello, get to knoww them, becomme ththeir friend first.

CryingEevee OOC: ((well, flawlessing the floor. flawlessing the boss helps to though if you didn't flawless the floor))

CryingEevee OOC: ((also, press tab))

: ((*Flawlesses boss*

: ((I'm good at this game *Walks into campfire*

Asmodeus : "I'm assuming you don't only mean physically attractive?"

: ((Basement XL

: ((Curse of the Labrynth

Schyroton: Yyeah, I mean ththat you ffind them attractive in terms of ththe want to be withhh that personn.

CryingEevee OOC: ((ypu, curse of the labrynth combines both floors))

Schyroton: Beiing physically attractivve is a bonus.

: ((Bobby Bombs

: ((Homing bombs, woohoo <.<

Asmodeus : "Where do I go for this stuff?"

: ((Laharl make sure to get the shovel

Schyroton: Um. Ii honestly donn't know.

CryingEevee OOC: ((don't listen to her))

Schyroton: Felllby might be ablle to hehelp.

CryingEevee OOC: ((get whatever you want to get))

: ((Well now I want Shovel

: ((It's the best item in the game

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't think shovel's great))

: Frisky 's connection timed out.

Fellby: looks over.

: ((It lets you skip levels, it's so overpowered

CryingEevee OOC: ((you also skip items...))

: ((You can go straight to mom

Asmodeus : "How do I find people, Fellby?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's a bit of a trap in that regard.))

Fellby: ((so today my crush learned you have to be 21 to drink in the states

Fellby: "Uh, well."

Schyroton: ((lol

Fellby: claps his hands together.

: ((I just got a belt from a giant mound of shit

Fellby: "It's... not simple."

CryingEevee OOC: ((the belt i think is ok. it's a stat boost to something))

Randy: Speed

: ((Child leash?

CryingEevee OOC: ((nothing special though))

Fellby: "I mean, I'm really good at it. I've been doing it for years."

: ((Because you can't get belt from shit

: ((The Moon

CryingEevee OOC: ((the child leesh just makes followser follow close to you though))

: ((Ooh secret room

Asmodeus : -He nods.-

: ((Mongo Baby

CryingEevee OOC: ((mongo baby is ok))

: ((Hey laharl you know what's an item?

Fellby: "So, for starters..."

: ((Harlequin baby

: ((Fuck me sideways

CryingEevee OOC: ((i actually don't remember what things were in rebirth and what things were added in afterbirth. rip))

Fellby: "You're gonna want to be able to charm someone."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i used to be able to tell what was added in wrath of the lamb though))

CryingEevee OOC: ((also, i play with teh flash filter on. fite me))

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Asmodeus : "Yes."

: ((Teh?

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: ((Teh?

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: ((Is this

: ((Is this a rage comic

Fellby: ((what is this 2006

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i like how what you focus on is "teh" and not that i play with the flash filter on))

: ((No idea what that is

: ((But I know what teh is

CryingEevee OOC: ((options, filter))

: ((Oh ok

: ((cool, idk what that does

CryingEevee OOC: ((it makes everything smooth instead of pixelly))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i like it wayyyy more than default mode))

: ((Blood clot

: ((Wow kalos is much more fun not blind

CryingEevee OOC: ((damage up))

CryingEevee OOC: ((nothing special))

: ((I still can't get over f-kins though

Fellby: "So, to do that, you're gonna want to figure out what appeals to that person."

: ((Why can't these people say freya it's the same amount of syllables

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Fellby: "I usually run a quick line by them first, see if they're open to what I'm suggesting."

Fellby: "If they're not, I usually leave them alone."

Fellby: "Flirting takes talent."

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: ((Infamy just blocked

: ((Six bones

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url]))

: ((From the fucking skeleton enemies

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CryingEevee OOC: ((skeletons suck btw))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i hate them))

Asmodeus : "Okay..."

: ((Hunstman hitreg on those bones

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

: ((Mom's Pearl, Mom's Purse

: ((Am I just gonna turn into mom

CryingEevee OOC: ((not in rebirth iirc))

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: Tri has lost the battle factory challenge

: On round 1

Randy: :)

Randy: I'm good at pokemans

Asmodeus : "How do you do it?"

: ((I died

: ((How do you dodge Mega Fatty

: ((You))

: ((Uh))

: Be azazel

: ((Walk out of the way))

: ((Fucking supersonic jumps

: ((That too))

CryingEevee OOC: ((stay away and his stomp takes a little longer so you actually can dodge))

: ((Just keep your distance))

: ((His small jumps are short range iirc))

Fellby: "Well. For starters, make eye contact."

Asmodeus : "Okay."

: Asmodeus learning how to get the pussy

: Brb my cat's doing something stupid

: Dr. Slarv [] disconnected.

Fellby: "Remember to smile, and pay close attention to what they say."

: Frisky 's connection timed out.

Fellby: "They might be dropping hints."

: ((Slarv talked about pussy in both those sentences.))

: ((Gg))

Asmodeus : "Hints of what?"

Fellby: "What they want to do, boy."

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CryingEevee OOC: ((ok. i'm going to brb so i can actually focus and manually do save file stuff))

Asmodeus : "Okay."

: ((Anemix

: ((It's not a cat

: ((It is raining walnuts

Fellby: ((WHAT

: ((What))

Randy: ...

Randy: Uh

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

: ((I... What?))

: ((There's walnut trees

Randy: Is that like

Randy: Ohhhh

: ((Fuck it I know what I actually got this game for

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: ((Above my house

: ((Imma go find some fun mods

: ((Ahh))

: ((Okay))

Asmodeus : "What kind o things should you question about? And what type of general conversation should go on?"

Fellby: "Well, I'd start by introducing yourself."

Asmodeus : "...Seems easy enough to do."

Fellby: "Keep conversation light if you're just meeting them."

Asmodeus : "Also seems fair."

Fellby: "And it's easier to flirt if you're talking about something lighthearted."

Asmodeus : "Okay."

Schyroton: A tiip: don't revvveal your trtragic past when yoyou first meet somebodyody.

: ((So does this have multiplayer

: ((Or is that local

Fellby: "Oh, and watch your body language."

: ((BoI has no multiplayer period

: Ooh challenges

: Head trauma

Fellby: "Turn your body to them, and try to break the touch barrier."

: Those are awful

: Almost all the challenges

: Are awful

Asmodeus : "Like, hand holding?"

Fellby: "Well, I usually go for a soft caress of the hand."

Asmodeus : "Break the touch barrier... Something I haven't heard before."

Asmodeus : "Hmm."

Fellby: "I've seen people "accidentally" touch."

Fellby: "Like, "Oops, we both reached for the same thing!""

Asmodeus : -He nods.-

Fellby: "Or, "oops, I accidently brushed my knee against yours""

: ((Dude

Fellby: "Oh, and how could I forget! Compliments!"

: ((Head Trauma is easy as shit

: ((Oh no i've fucked uppppp

: ((I have nine lives now

Fellby: "Be careful about complementing looks. Some people find it creepy if you compliment their body before their eyes or hair."

: Tri loses oncemore

Asmodeus : "Mmhm."

: This time on round 2

Randy: I'm just really bad

Asmodeus : "How does one practice this stuff?"

Fellby: "... You can practice on me."

Fellby: "Say you want to take me on a date."

: Why is colress' theme so good

Fellby: "Show me how you'd do that."

Asmodeus : -He gets up, and sits next to Fellby.-

Asmodeus : -Casually.-

: Asmo: "Heeeeeeeeey girl"

Asmodeus : "...Hello."

Fellby: "Well, hello there."

: Asmo: "I put the STD in stud, all I need is U"

Asmodeus : -He keeps a light smile, and is looking at them, keeping eye contact.-

Asmodeus : "What's up?"

Fellby: flicks his eyes over Asmodeus. "Oh, nothing much. I'm just here, getting a drink. How about you?"

Asmodeus : -He debates saying "I honestly don't know." But he doesn't.-

: There's thunder with the walnutstorm now

Fellby: ((walnutstorm is my band name now

Asmodeus : "Just taking a break. I'm not actually able to drink, currently."

Fellby: "Oh? How old are you, kid?"

: ((What is the thunder?))

: ((Actual thunder

Randy: The trees

: (Does it mean I can have Heaven's Tombstones

: ((Because it is raining

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Fellby: ((dude i used to live in a house next to a walnut tree

: ((Kek))

Fellby: ((one winter my dad opened the garage and went to get something out of the cabinets

Fellby: ((and got pelted by walnuts

Asmodeus : -Fuck, he doesn't know. He makes up an age.-

: ((rekt

Asmodeus : "Twenty three. How about you?"

Fellby: "I'm 29, going on thirty."

Randy: Walnut Pokemon pls

Asmodeus : -He looks in his twenties so that's good enough.-

: Chesnaught

: http://prntscr.com/cgkx99

Randy: Oh true

Asmodeus : -He nods.-

: Fuck this guy

Fellby: "But, I gotta say... usually, the drinking age is at least 18. Any reason why you're not drinking?"

: Fuck that guy

DamnDude: [[ Fuck the guy ]]

Asmodeus : "Yeah, it's not important though."

: ((Hey DD

: ((I suck at isaac

Fellby: "Well, you do you."

DamnDude: [[ Just play with "I'm gonna make a man out of you" on loop for hours upon hiurs ]]

Asmodeus : "Mmhmm. How has your day been going?"

DamnDude: [[ Ans if you arent a man by the end of it you fucked ip ]]

Fellby: "It's been good. I had a short work day, so ... yay for that."

: ((What about Watsky

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

: ((Is Watsky a good alternative

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Asmodeus : "Thats's good! Any better since I got here?"

DamnDude: [[ No because thats just a sign of giving into RNG ]]

CryingEevee OOC: ((alright. so my save is now... kinda fixed. unlocks at least but that's what matters most))

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Fellby: smiles, coyly. "Maaaybe."

Fellby: scoots a little towards Asmodeus.

Asmodeus : "Is that a yes?"

DamnDude: [[ Make a mon out of you is a good alternative though ]]

CryingEevee OOC: ((who's defeated what i didn't bother with, so that'll end up confusing me))

Fellby: plays with his drink a little. "You tell me."

CryingEevee OOC: ((and i'll need to get my eden tokens back))

CryingEevee OOC: ((also, hai DD. do you play with the flash filter on or off?))

Asmodeus : "What are you drinking?"

Asmodeus : -He nods to the drink.-

Fellby: "A simple whiskey, that's all. Nothing fancy."

: I forgot to play my watsky while fighting tri

DamnDude: [[ "Is Yuri Flower a good alternative?" No Laharl, Yuri Flower isnt a good alternative. Watsky isnt a good alternative either ]]

Randy: Oh boy

Asmodeus : "Sounds good. Do you come here often?"

DamnDude: [[ Also i have Flash Filter off ]]

CryingEevee OOC: ((what about you tri?))

: Hey laharl TIL watsky has a book

Randy: Listening to nothing

Randy: Speakers broken and tablet almost dead

Fellby: nods. Okay, that was a bit cliche, but he's a beginner.

CryingEevee OOC: ((tri. flash filter on or off?))

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Randy: oh

CryingEevee OOC: ((which do you have it as))

DamnDude: [[ I had Flash Filter on when i was playing on the PS4 but i turned it off for PC ]]

Randy: no idea

: Asmodeus: "Wanna see my ectogasm"

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't like having it off.))

Asmodeus : "Alright."

CryingEevee OOC: ((some games can do pixels well, but i don't think reirth does))

Asmodeus : -He lightly "Accidentally" brushes his hand against theirs.-

: (Fellby: Seduce me

: (("What))

DamnDude: [[ I'd debate that it does puxels better than most games, because it doesnt rely on puxels as its art style ]]

: ("SEDUCE ME!"

: ((What the fuck is this song

: (("It's got wheeeeeeeeels"

: ((Asmo: "I got a bucket of chicken"))

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Fellby: smiles, encouragingly.

Asmodeus : -He smiles back, and very lightly puts his hand under theirs, to make it more of a hand hold.-

Fellby: "So... are you doing anything later?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((i just... i dunno. having the flash filter off just looks wrong to me. and i actually quite liked the original isaac's art style iirc))

Asmodeus : "I don't believe so."

DamnDude: [[ Heres the thing, i liked flash graphics. I dont like them anymore ]]

DamnDude: [[ But im not gonna say youre wrong for liking them ]]

Fellby: "Well, why don't you and I share the evening together?" He lowers his voice a little, smirking.

: ((DD you said multiplayer 'existed' with spidermod

DamnDude: [[ For dlash ]]

Asmodeus : -Well you've hit the point to where he is gonna be slightly less confident.-

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DamnDude: [[ Flash* and it was a mod ]]

Schyroton: turns his hearing off.

Asmodeus : "Mm, sure."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i think my new controller somehow has r1 and r2 reversed, and l1 and l2 reversed))

CryingEevee OOC: ((...i'll have to do more extensive test later))

CryingEevee OOC: ((because that's a bullshit mistake))

Fellby: leans in, a little close, tracing patterns on the back of Asmodeus's hand.

Asmodeus : "Have I mentioned that I haven't been able to take my gaze away from your eyes since I walked in?"

Fellby: "Oh, my. We've got a charmer, here, don't we?"

Asmodeus : -He smiles.-

Asmodeus : "Too cheesy?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((i think it might also be that this controller is actually registered as a ps3 controller rather than being a ps3 controller that's tricking my pc into thinking it's an xbox controller))

Fellby: "A little, yes, but you're a beginner."

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CryingEevee OOC: ((and xbox and ps3 have those things reversed?))

Randy: I didn't know fighting worked against not-pure gost

Schyroton: ((it doesnt

Randy: It does

: I aint holding it against you, this is a tough challenge

Schyroton: ((it works if you have scrappy

Randy: High jump kick worked on Golurk---

Randy: Fucking

: If you win you get the super good

Randy: God dammit

: Oh

Randy: Scrappy

Asmodeus : "Yeah?"

: I thought it was non pure ghost

Asmodeus : -He leans on Fellby.-

Schyroton: ((did you have scrappy

Randy: Yes

DamnDude: [[ Tri has to lose 3 times, then get close twice, tk win once ]]

Fellby: "You're new to this - oh"

Randy: Mega Lopunny

DamnDude: s

Schyroton: ((then yeah

: Tri has gotten to battle 3 of 7

Randy: Rip me

Asmodeus : "..."

Fellby: "Okay, that's a bit forward with a stranger."

Asmodeus : -He had assumed they stopped, but can go back into it.-

Asmodeus : "I thought we stopped, I would t."

: Wouldnt*

Fellby: "... Oh."

Asmodeus : -He stops the lean.-

Asmodeus : "Okay, we can continue, sorry."

Fellby: laughs. "And here I am, saying I'm good at reading people."

Schyroton: turns his sound on.

Asmodeus : -He lets out a little chuckle.-

Schyroton: Whhat's so fufunny, now?

Fellby: "I screwed up."

Asmodeus : "It's alright, though."

Schyroton: begins glitching, reaches into his chest, presses something, and reveals laughter.

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, it's not the controller having reversed shoulder buttons. it's the controller actually being registered as a ps3 controller and not an xbox controller i think))

: ((It would be funny if it was just a laugh track))

: ((With clapping))

Schyroton: Oh, oh man, of all people, you mess up on flirting, hah.

Schyroton: ((it probably is

: ((Today laharl broke miyu canon

Fellby: "Well not all of us can be perfect."

: ((You came up with canon on the spot fucker

: ((I HAVE SAID BEFORE

: ((SHE PLAYS MELEE

Schyroton: I know but you're the expert.

: ((MAYBE SHE WAS JUST PLAYING THE FOURTH ONE ONCE

Schyroton: ...I should probably turn this thing off.

Schyroton: presses the button.

: ((TR4SH

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Schyroton: Ffellby, oh my gogod.

Schyroton: ((hi

Asmodeus : "Are we continuing?"

Fellby: "Nah, that's enough for tonight."

CryingEevee OOC: ((tfw accidently picking up the tick))

Schyroton: ((brb

: ((Just drop it))

: ((Lol jk you can't))

: ((Get fucked on()

CryingEevee OOC: ((i was about to say))

Barchar: (The tick isn't too bad unless you also had a good trinket)

: ((The tick?

CryingEevee OOC: ((i had counterfiet penny))

: ((You mean

: DamnDude's connection timed out.

: ((http://www.thetick.ws/images/The%20Tick%202.jpg

Asmodeus : "Alright. Is that what it would be like?"

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Fellby: "Yeah, kind of."

Asmodeus : -He goes back to leaning on him.-

Fellby: "I usually flirt with the intent to... you know."

Schyroton: ((back

Asmodeus : "I feel like it'll be harder with someone O don't know."

: I*

Barchar: so what's actually goin on

CryingEevee OOC: ((dark bum and satanic bibble on the character that has both polaroid and negative. GG))

Schyroton: ((asmodeus tries flirting

CryingEevee OOC: ((and i have charged baby. so that's cool))

Fellby: ((fellby is attempting to teach asmo to flirt

Fellby: "Yeah."

Schyroton: ((also, ce, schyro used the device

CryingEevee OOC: ((now all i need is empty vessel and i'll be all set!))

CryingEevee OOC: ((cool))

: High Feast Laharl [] is now High Feast Laharl [Europe].

Asmodeus : -He sighs.-

Asmodeus : "I hope people will like me."

Europe: He slams his glass onto the bar counter, barely avoiding breaking it. And laughing.

Europe: Loudly.

Europe: Giant fucking ham.

Schyroton: Yyou're a niice perHOLY FFFUCK

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Barchar: she appears. "You are a loud person."

Asmodeus : "Thank you, Schyro. You're really nice, too."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i))

Schyroton: recoiled, grabbing the couch with all four arms.

Asmodeus : "Hello, mom."

CryingEevee OOC: ((NEARLY))

Schyroton: Ththanks.

CryingEevee OOC: ((picked up a health plus item))

Europe: I feel I should say Europe is a fucking giant of a man. He's easily 6'4, build like a fucking truck, and looks like he could bench one. All in metal armor.

CryingEevee OOC: ((good thing it didn't register))

Europe: "Of course I am, i'm a fighter!"

Schyroton: Yyou donn't need to be ththat loud even iif you are a ffighter!

Fellby: jumps to the side.

Schyroton: Iif you're goiiiing to be ththat loud plplease warn us!

: ((so he's Reinhardt))

Europe: "Being loud is our job."

Europe: "Sorry!"

Europe: (("CATCHPHRASE!"

Fellby: "Oh, is it now?"

Europe: No, it's more like blue armor.

Schyroton: Lloud noises can easiiiily ststartle people.

Europe: Blue metallic armor, plainly smithed.

: DamnDude's connection timed out.

Europe: He just, shrugs, ordering another glass of beer and chugging it.

: (("CATCHPHRASE! CATCHPHRASE! CATCHPHRASE!" CATCHPHRASE!" "You're sending too many voice messages."))

Barchar: (Europe: "I WILL BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH DAVID HASSELHOFF)

: Tri loss count: 4

Schyroton: And hehell knows what hhappens when ththere might be an avvalanche.

CryingEevee OOC: ((tfw avoiding health ups like the plague))

Asmodeus : "...I doubt it."

Barchar: "Luckily, I can't get tinnitus."

: (("that's how you get tinnitus."))

: Dr. Slarv [] is now Fanta [Fanta].

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

: ((also))

Smol Asriel: calls the floof

Schyroton: ((i only know what tinnitus is bc i do a princess peach voice and it affects his tinnitus

: ((How does lucio's gun not just immediately make people deaf.))

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Endling Asriel: -Is he the floof?-

Smol Asriel: yes

Barchar: (SCIENCE!!!)

Colton: who the fuck else could it be

Fellby: ((can't stop the beat

Endling Asriel: -He answers.-

Colton: he is at a normal floof level

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh right. i picked up zodiac. that'll come back to bite me later when i get stompy))

Schyroton: ((his being a friends

: (("I can do this all day!"))

Schyroton: calms down, mostly. He lets go of the couch.

Europe: [url=http://i.imgur.com/Ujsex85.jpg]Found schyro[/url]

: ((Hi, this is Joel from Bedrock Retirement; we're calling to let you know that your GRAND DAD is ready to see you; the other tenants are cranky so as always, please be discrete!

: ((just kidding its yee haw

Europe: Chug, chug, chug chug chug chug chug

Europe: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG MOTHERFUCKER

Smol Asriel: "A-asriel?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((hotline CaU))

Asmodeus : "Yeah?"

Fellby: watches Europe drink, impressed.

Endling Asriel: -He said that.-

Endling Asriel: "Are you okay?"

Schyroton: ((wow

Asmodeus : "That can't be healthy."

Schyroton: Sso.

Schyroton: Whwho are youu?

Europe: "Europe! Mighty mercenary, i'll do pretty much anything if you'll pay me."

Schyroton: Alririghty thenn.

Fellby: "Hey, I'll do pretty much anything if you'll pay me too!"

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.

: Frisky [] joined chat.

Asmodeus : "Can you turn ghosts into not ghosts?"

Schyroton: Felllby oh my god.

Döven : enters

: ((If you throw money at the continent of europe it will grant you a wish basicly.

Fellby: "Sorry, Schyro. Had to make the joke."

Schyroton: Ii know.

Schyroton: ...

Schyroton: Um. Hhello"

: ((Are we doing ZE

Asmodeus : -He sighs.-

: ((Or mah

Schyroton: *?

: ((nah*

Asmodeus : "Hello, Doven."

Schyroton: ...

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Fellby: "... Oh, who's this?"

Barchar: she groans

Asmodeus : "He may ridicule me."

: ((Slarv are we doing ZE

Döven : oh hello there ghost

: ((Flame: Oh god

Asmodeus : "He certainly has."

Smol Asriel: ((Oh flame's here

Smol Asriel: ((Yes

: ((Barchar*

Smol Asriel: "I d-don't know"

Smol Asriel: "Everything hurts"

Endling Asriel: "Oh god... Fanta us looking for you, okay?"

: Is*

Schyroton: ...

Barchar: "Jager's stupid new 'kid'. Some dick-I know who but it doesn't matter to you-went and did some shit. And now he exists. And is the biggest cunt this side of-shit, Schyro is here, I can't finish that joke."

Fellby: "... Oh."

Randy: So I failed

Randy: Yay me

Schyroton: Welll fuck.

Döven : is a 4'5 10 year goat that is a reflection of JAger

Smol Asriel: "P-please help"

Döven : I 'm just out for a stroll

Smol Asriel: is whimpering on the other side

Randy: Slarv, can Randy come in since we're done for now

Endling Asriel: "I'll try..."

Döven : the lands can get quite boring

Fellby: "... Well you look a lot like your dad."

Smol Asriel: Yes

Smol Asriel: Randy is released

Döven : is wearing a raccoon hat

Smol Asriel: You tried so hard

Fellby: ((shit, the lights just flickered

Asmodeus : "Hmmph. Genetically created to."

Smol Asriel: And got so- actually you didn't even make it halfway

Asmodeus : "How are you, Doven?"

Randy: Randy as a sweater drags himself in.

Schyroton: is kind of on the defensive. His claws are out, just in case.

Döven : Wll I am his son

Smol Asriel: But you got 5 BP if you wanna buy something

Döven : Well*

: ((Watch as Chime loses internet

Randy: He doesn't float in, he's dragging across the floor.

Barchar: "Yes, yes, whatever."

: ((And we can't do ZE

: ((Slarv: FUCK

: ((BEES

Döven : I'm performing well, I managed to snagged a few critters today and bag an elk with a makeshit bow

Döven : makeshift*

Schyroton: ...

Döven : ((heh makeshit

Asmodeus : "Yeah?"

Schyroton: ((pfft

Smol Asriel: ((I'm gonna get food

Smol Asriel: ((Brb

Smol Asriel: ((Then starting ze

Randy: A bow that makes shit

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.

: ((Shit teir weapon taken literally

Döven : I've mounted the head of the elk in the living room

Asmodeus : "...You're not being rude. I'm fairly impressed, and hope you keep it this way."

Asmodeus : "...Alright then."

Fellby: ...

Döven : is very condenscing when he talks at all points

Döven : Good place to put my trophys

CryingEevee OOC: ((should i ruin this run [spoiler]and use the sacrifice room enough to instantly go to chest or dark room?[/spoiler]))

Randy: why spoiler?

CryingEevee OOC: ((because laharl))

Fellby: gets up and sits next to schyro, leaning close to him. [sub]"Kids don't normally... hunt, do they?"[/sub]

Randy: o

Asmodeus : "Did you get it stuffed?"

Döven : I did it

Asmodeus : "Alright."

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Döven : skin it, removed the organs, and stuffed it. Taxidermy isn't hard

Schyroton: shakes his head slightly.

Randy: He stops on the floor, and after a few seconds, turn into a radio that just screams.

Randy: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Asmodeus : "Okay."

Schyroton: covers his auditory processors

Fellby: "Okay, that's troubling."

CryingEevee OOC: ((...if nobody has an oppinion i'll just keep going with this run))

Döven : and what have you been up to Ghost

Randy: After about half a minute of that he turns into a sweater again.

Asmodeus : "Learning."

Schyroton: ((brb

Döven : walks over to the jukebox

: "Saint Young Men (Japanese: 聖セイント☆おにいさん Hepburn: Seinto Oniisan?) is a Japanese slice of life comedy manga series written and illustrated by Hikaru Nakamura. Its plot involves Jesus Christ and Gautama Buddha, who are living as roommates in an apartment in Tokyo."

Döven : such as?

Asmodeus : -There isn't one anymore iirc.-

Jesus Syphon: Sounds neat

Asmodeus : "I was getting tips on how to be better with meeting people."

Döven : trying to get better at not screwing up relationships with people?

: http://animebot.everyboty.net/pix/3077.png

: Beautiful

: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.

Randy: He goes outside, makes a snowman, and turns into an anvil, crushing it multiple times.

Asmodeus : -He sighs.-

Asmodeus : "You were doing so well."

Fellby: "... Nice kid."

Döven : mounts a squirrel skin on the wall

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Randy: Then he reenters and becomes a xylophone, playing a sad, quiet song in the corner.

Asmodeus : "...This isn't your place for trophies."

Smol Asriel: ((Get in PMs on discord if you can, if not on parp

Asmodeus : "I'm sure the bartender should be asked before you money things on the wall."

Smol Asriel: is still on the phone

: Mount^

: tfw eevee porn exists

: **

Grillby: -He glares at Doven.-

Randy: The laws of the internet, sorry Frisky

: ((Frisky, I assume you weren't surprised))

Randy: Everything exists

: I'm nor

: not*

Randy: [s]Hello Nor I'm Tri[/s]

Randy: Good

Döven : Mmhp

: ((I dunno if I can get in PMs))

Döven : Father is quite upset with you, wonder what you did to make him so mad.

: I mean I've already come to terms with dick transformation and vore I can handle Pokémon porn

Asmodeus : -He sighs.-

: That rhymed

Asmodeus : "Probably because he thinks I manipulated him."

Asmodeus : "Are you trying to manipulate him?"

Randy: Almost

Döven : I don't need to, you'll ruin everything by yourself

Smol Asriel: dimitri, red, avery, epsilon

Smol Asriel: "P-please.."

Smol Asriel: "I can't s-stay here"

Döven : it'd be best if you didn't return

Asmodeus : -He holds Fellby's hand.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((SOMEHOW I GAINED A RED HEART))

CryingEevee OOC: ((RUN'S OVER))

Europe: HEY FUCKERS

Randy: Rip

Europe: GET IN ZERO ESCAPE

Schyroton: keaves

Asmodeus : "I have friends there, and my mother, occasionally."

: Swood [] disconnected.

CryingEevee OOC: ((i gotta find a devil room or something))

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Döven : She lives here so you wont lose her for now

Asmodeus : "For now?"

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Döven : Sure you'll find a way to screw that relationship up like you did with Father

CryingEevee OOC: ((YES I GOT A DEVIL ROOM))

Randy: Inb4 red chests

CryingEevee OOC: ((and it's not krampus))

Asmodeus : "Okay."

CryingEevee OOC: ((godmode removes red chest devil rooms))

Döven : flips off the jukebox

Randy: Oh, cool

Döven : and by flip off I mean jump

CryingEevee OOC: ((actually, i think it just makes it so those are still there, but now they always have devil deals))

CryingEevee OOC: ((when it's not krampus that it))

Asmodeus : "...You're not even gonna take it down?"

Grillby: "..... Take it down."

Döven : I'm sure the bartender will grow to like it. It adds some rustic and outdoor feel here

Asmodeus : "Yet he asked to take it down."

CryingEevee OOC: ((aand i forgot which zodiac was stompy so now i have that one))

: Smolapeño [Smolster] disconnected.

Randy: Leo

Smol Asriel: is just crying on the other end at this point

CryingEevee OOC: ((i meant which symbol not the name))

Endling Asriel: "It's gonna be okay..."

Randy: Oh

CryingEevee OOC: ((welp. i guess since this run is soiled i'll use the sacrifice room more))

Smol Asriel: "I-it hurts.."

Randy: The circle with the squiggle, I think

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, and i know that NOW))

CryingEevee OOC: ((but i already picked it up))

Randy: [s]You're welcome[/s]

CryingEevee OOC: ((while i have flight))

Döven : brushes off his garbs

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CryingEevee OOC: ((okay. i'm now in the furnace. and hey, i can fight the soulless! let's do that since i'll die anyway!))

Döven : heads out

Randy: He turns into a hand and takes off the skin.

: High Feast Laharl [Europe] disconnected.

Randy: Right after Doven leaves.

Asmodeus : -He sighs, and floats over, trying to knock the mount down.-

Ant: walks in

Randy: The hand waves.

Ant: waves back at the disembodied hand

Fellby: is on the couch, rubbing his temples.

Asmodeus : -He returns to Fellby.-

Döven : mounted it well

Randy: The skin?

CryingEevee OOC: ((welp. i dies))

Grillby: -He's tempted to burn it off the wall.-

Döven : (yes)

Randy: Well brb

Asmodeus : -And leans on him, looking self-aware, and kinda sad.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((welp. i'll do a run as the lost's replacement i guess))

Fellby: "... So. I'm guessing things aren't going well between you and Jager?"

Smol Asriel: suddenly goes quiet

Asmodeus : "He hates me."

Smol Asriel: followed by screaming

CryingEevee OOC: ((and i'm dead.))

Asmodeus : "And it's because of that Kid."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i blame bob's brain being in the room))

Fellby: "Why - ooooh."

Asmodeus : "He is manipulating Jager. He may even break up with BC, I'm not sure."

Asmodeus : -And new tear rolls down his face, not the ones permanently there.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((ooh, but this run is pretty good. pinking shears,mutant spider, and virgo))

Fellby: "...Yeah, he's not the nicest kid around."

CryingEevee OOC: ((with sacred heart since that's a starting item for the sacred))

Jäger Leyline: -is at the house-

Asmodeus : "He specifically said 'Once he finds you guys useless, he'll toss you away' right in front of him.@

CryingEevee OOC: ((the lost's replacement is actually really fun to play))

Asmodeus : "...He's going to be manipulated, and then potentially harm others with it, because he's... I don't know."

Asmodeus : "He said he feels bad, says he deserves better."

Fellby: "God, he just met the guy yesterday and he's got Jager wrapped around his finger."

Asmodeus : "That's what I'm thinking is happening, anyways."

Fellby: "Listen, I used to know a manipulative guy."

Asmodeus : -He sighs, and lies hues head on Fellby's lap, with his head also leaned on his waist.-

Asmodeus : "Yeah?"

Fellby: "He... tricked me. Into doing a lot of shit."

Asmodeus : "That's bad."

Fellby: "And it felt like heaven, up until I realized what he was up to."

Asmodeus : "..."

: Ant [Ant] disconnected.

Fellby: "And yet... I couldn't do anything. He'd become so ingrained in my life, it..."

Fellby: "It got really bad. I had to cut him out."

Asmodeus : "Alright..."

Fellby: "If I were you, I'd fix this as soon as possible, okay?"

Asmodeus : "...I can't."

Asmodeus : "How can I? I'm weak."

Fellby: "I know it might feel like it, but you're not, okay?"

Asmodeus : "What do I do?"

Asmodeus : "He keeps making me feel bad. I'm holding back emotion every single time he talk, and don't know what to do."

Smol Asriel: Well, we have no flame, and laharl is not coming back any time soon

Smol Asriel: Ooook I stand corrected, he's coming back soon

: Oh, good

Fellby: "Well, sooner or later..."

: So we can't cancel it

Asmodeus : -He leans into Fellby a bit more.-

Asmodeus : "He's right on a lot, too."

Fellby: rubs Asmo's shoulder.

Asmodeus : "...Its not fair."

Fellby: "Jager replaced you, huh?"

Fellby: "With some little... freaky kid."

Asmodeus : "No, no. I hadn't wanted to hurt him. I think I may have, accidentally, by becoming an adult. But he recently started being rude about it. I'm afraid he's going to do the same to mom, for siding with me."

Smol Asriel: I'm telling you right now

Smol Asriel: Jager is bojack

Smol Asriel: I see it

: Bojager Goatman

Smol Asriel: This is exactly something bobby horseland would do

Smol Asriel: I s2g

Döven : ((I've never seen bojack

Fellby: "..."

Asmodeus : "...Thabk you for helping me feel better."

Randy: Back

Fellby: "Hey, it's what I'm here for."

Asmodeus : "...I can say that I was getting feelsy in a prostitutes lap now, too."

Fellby: "My job is making people feel better."

Asmodeus : "Yeah? Guess that's true. What are the rates, by the way? Muffet never had a clear answer."

: Tri are you apart of ZE

Fellby: "Mine is 1500 per night."

: Casual question

Asmodeus : "Geez."

Randy: Nope, why?

: 'Cause we're fucking doing it rm

: L

: Fuck

: My life

Randy: Rip

: Anyways I was just wondering

: rn*

Döven : ((bread wanna play OW?

: I was speculating who someone was

: ((Currently I can't, but I will when I can))

Randy: Ah

Döven : ((okay

Asmodeus : "That is very unaffordable for those who have no money."

: Döven [Döven ] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

Jäger Leyline: enters the bar

Asmodeus : "..."

Asmodeus : "Hello, jäger."

Jäger Leyline: ...

Fellby: "Well, I'm a very high-class - " He cuts himself off when Jager enters.

Jäger Leyline: Hey Fellby

: Jäger's an ass.

: -Ding!-

: CaU Sin Counter: 2

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Fellby: "... Hey."

: Thanks Tri

Randy: Np

Jäger Leyline: has always been an ass

Asmodeus : -He sighs.-

Jäger Leyline: nothing new there

Asmodeus : -From being blatantly ignored.-

Fellby: plays with Asmodeus's floof, if he's got some.

Jäger Leyline: Doven come around here?

: Asmodeus's angst is taking over.

Asmodeus : "Yes."

: -Ding!-

Fellby: "Yes."

Asmodeus : -He does.-

: :

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Asmodeus : "He continues his spiel on how worthless I am."

: Continued*

: Edge. +50 sins for that.

: -Fifty dings at once.-

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Jäger Leyline: sees the squrirel mount

Jäger Leyline: yeah hes been here

Asmodeus : "Grillby asked him to remove that."

Grillby: "He didn't."

Jäger Leyline: goes over and removes it

Jäger Leyline: I'll talk to him

Grillby: "I should make you pay for vandalism, but..."

Grillby: -There's a long, sad-sounding sigh.-

: Grillby's nice to assholes so they don't try to beat him up.

: -Ding!-

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Jäger Leyline: Listen...I get it...hes a pain in the ass, hes rude, he doesn't get along with others, he toys and tries to control people, and more

Jäger Leyline: but hes just a kid

Asmodeus : "Please make it clear what he's doing is wrong then."

Jäger Leyline: fighting and killing is the only thing he has know for 10 years

Fellby: "Kids can learn, Jager."

Asmodeus : "He needs to be taught."

Jäger Leyline: What do you think I'm trying to do?

: Jäger's also nice to assholes because they're kids.

Smol Asriel: Gonna get some stuff

: -Ding!-

Asmodeus : "You can't let him go around and make people feel terrible."

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: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.

Jäger Leyline: hes not easy to control

CryingEevee OOC: ((what's with the dings and that chat info?))

Jäger Leyline: and just ignore what he says,

: CinemaSins

Randy: Yes

Asmodeus : "How are you trying to control him?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((ah))

: CaU edition

Randy: Is a joke

: We have 55 sins and counting

Fellby: "If what Asmodeus says is true, he's controlling you."

Jäger Leyline: Hes not

CryingEevee OOC: ((i haven't watched cinema sins in a while))

Randy: Same

Asmodeus : "Do you hate me?"

Jäger Leyline: hes trying to create a wedge between me and BC

Jäger Leyline: ....

: We're not roleplayers.

: We're assholes.

: -Ding!-

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: ((I wouldn't be surprised if I got a sun for every mistake I make))

: ((Okay for fucks sake))

: ((Sin*))

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Fellby: ((Well-timed typo! -DING-

Asmodeus : -He stares into Jager.-

: Bread is responsible for the sins of all of his characters.

: +1000 sins.

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] joined chat.

: ((You can't just add 1000))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((gg))

Jäger Leyline: I don't know what to think of you

: Yes we can

: Prime example:

: ((Well fuck you))

: The Room

: More than a million sins

CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, there's no rules to cinema sins))

CryingEevee OOC: ((you can even remove sins for cool thigs))

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: ((Yeah))

Jäger Leyline: but I do know that we can never be close again

CryingEevee OOC: ((CaUnema sins))

Fellby: "Why? Because he decided to grow up?"

Asmodeus : "...I just want to know if you hate me."

Asmodeus : "..."

: High Feast Laharl [Europe] joined chat.

: Not the angst.

: -Ding!-

Smol Asriel: is screaming his smol head off on the other side

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Endling Asriel: "Smazzy?!"

Jäger Leyline: ...I don't have an answer to that

Asmodeus : -He just leans into Fellby a bit more, and closes his eyes.-

Smol Asriel: just lots of helps, it hurts, kill me, the usual

Fellby: "Suuure you don't."

Endling Asriel: -He ends the call, crying.-

Jäger Leyline: ...look I have a lot on my mind at the moment

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Fanta: enters

CryingEevee OOC: ((huh. in 5 days undertale's first anniversary arrives))

Endling Asriel: -He's crying under blankets.-

Randy: Oh sweet

CryingEevee OOC: ((when's CaU's anniversary?))

Randy: Don't remember

: Novemner

: NOVEMBER"

: November*

Fellby: ((We're going with November 11th.

Randy: Oh, das a month

: RIGHTO

Jäger Leyline: we'll talk about it after I help Doven

Randy: 2 months*

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

: What the fuck are we doing for the anniversary

Asmodeus : "..."

: ((Ur mum))

CryingEevee OOC: ((¯\_(ツ)_/¯))

Randy: Wow rekt

Randy: Bread that was amazing

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CryingEevee OOC: ((we need to make it super special awesome))

: ((Thank you))

: ((I try))

: Randy [Randy] edited the chat information.

: Well let's fucking

: Have an orgy

: In the boden room

Jäger Leyline: goes to the bar and grabs a drink

Fellby: ((absolutely not

Randy: As roleplayers /s

: Every single charactee

: In CaU

Asmodeus : "Anyways... Um, you were saying?"

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Fellby: ((wow sans. just came on my playlist

: Participates in the orgy

Fellby: ((ABSOLUTELY NOT

CryingEevee OOC: ((that means both void and giygas))

: Yes

Randy: Oh boy

Fellby: ((and all the dead ones

: ((Void just sucks everyone in and then it ends))

CryingEevee OOC: ((absolutely not))

: ((Oh god. Lemme list all the bad shit...))

Perversion log: (( :)

: Scumster, too

Randy: Speaking of Void, Time are you alive

Randy: Just checking bc yes

: ((Pedophillia, Necrophillia, beastiality, incest, etc.))

: Time is dead.

: -Ding!-

Jäger Leyline: gets a beer

Europe: Steve the Bear.

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Jäger Leyline: about one?

Randy: Rip Dialga

Steve the Bear: -BEAR!_

: That includes characters from every arc.

: Mezzaluna.

: Miyu.

: Elo.

Randy: Dewt no

: Dewt.

: Sage.

: Darkrai.

: Mew.

: Hoopa.

: Sterling.

Europe: George Watsky showed up during Miyu's special chapter.

Corruption: -This giant fucking almagate i rped once-

: Watsky.

Asmodeus : "..."

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/mYFyM.jpg]Adaline[/url]: And her.

Fellby: ((you'd fuck the cards too

Verum: Being known as the mechanical utopia, he probably has a lot of things he can help you with that involve pleasure

Jäger Leyline: what*

: The BAFA deck.

Fellby: "Not right now."

Europe: ((I remember we had a deck

Asmodeus : "Alroght..."

Europe: ((That was nothing but

: AD would have a party.

: ((I remember making a deck

Europe: (("Asgore "NICKNAME" Dreemurr"

Jäger Leyline: drinks somemore

Fellby: ((the waifu counter would be off the scale

Randy: I made the deck that was just CaU events

Randy: Eventually stopped it

Jäger Leyline: What, are you trying to hook up with Fellby?

Randy: Because holy shit

Randy: A lot of event

Randy: s

Europe: ((OH THERED BE THE YURI FLOWER GIRLS TOO

Europe: ((SO THERE'D BE DUBSTEP

CryingEevee OOC: ((you did put gfrisk x gfrisk in it though))

: Francy

Randy: Yeah, it wasn't all IC events

Randy: It also had some things people said OOC

Randy: Like gfrisk x gfrisk

Asmodeus : "..."

: Remember when Francy became a real thing

Randy: Yes

: And Frisk and Nance played the pocky game

: Gaster: Holy shit, Francy is real!

Randy: I remember Juan

Randy: Rip Juan

: J U A N

: I miss Francy

Randy: Oh yeah, I remember a short story, the only two characters with names that were said were Pepe and Juan

Randy: It was a pretty dank short story

: Pepe is in the orgy

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.

: Barchar would be in it, too

: The Anniversary Orgy

UnexpectedGimli: "AND MY AxE!"

Jäger Leyline: So thats what you're trying to do

Randy: A x E?

E: Wait no

: THE DEAGLE KID WOULD BE IN IT TOO

Randy: Gary would be in it

[L]: [color=red]She shudders at a horrible mental image.[/color]

Fellby: "Well, I mean."

Fellby: "It is my job."

Europe: Taka

: James Doakes: Surprise Moutherfucker!

: Literally Satan

: Titania

Jäger Leyline: heh

Barchar: I heard 'Barchar' and 'orgy' what the fuck is going on

: Victoria

: CAIN

CryingEevee OOC: ((would this theoretical orgy include my graveyard of never introduced chars?))

: We're talking about what we're doing for the anniversary

: High Feast Laharl [Europe] is now High Feast Laharl [].

: I say we do an orgy

: "Hey guys wanna hear a joke."

Fellby: ((we are NOT

CryingEevee OOC: ((we are not))

: Okay

: "A white rapper walks into 15 bars."

: Then what the fuck will we do

: Go back in time before the timeskip or some shit

: Play some CaH

Randy: We put in every single one of our characters /s

Jäger Leyline: you that desperate to be close with someone?

: Everyone RPs there first character

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

: We try to reenact the first day of CaU

Randy: Pls no

MK: HE LIVES

: THEN I WOULD BE RPING FUCKING FRISK

Randy: Vietnam flashbacks from Gfrisk

: I'd be Rping Flowey Pot

Fellby: laughs. "Jager, you're the one who paid me."

: I remember King Frisk

Barchar: And Barchar would be silently screaming

Varik: ((this asshole would be back

Randy: I'm trying to recall my characters in order...um...

Jäger Leyline: True, but I wanted to

: You did Girl Frisk first

: You ass

Randy: I know that, don't remember after

Jäger Leyline: I wouldn't screw over a friend of what I owe them

Muffet: she walks in, whistling some song or other. "Hello, Cheri. Hello, gros morceau."

Randy: I think right after was...Gfrisk

Randy: wait fucking

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Randy: brain why

: -Ding!-

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CryingEevee OOC: ((after gfrisk was gfrisk. and then gfrisk x gfrisk))

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Fellby: "Still... you paid me. It's not that hard to ask a guy to sleep with you."

Randy: It was either Jozlyn or Verum, I think Verum

Jäger Leyline: Wanna sleep together?

: SO HERE'S A STORY

Randy: ALL ABOUT HOW

: When I RPed Frisk interacting with AD

CryingEevee OOC: ((cau got flipped, turned))

Randy: Blanket incident?

: I was fucking searching up Friskriel and shit because I was thinking that was going to happen

Fellby: "No."

Randy: Oh kek

: And I joked about it

: OOC

Randy: And now there are 1000 Friskriel's

: Then I was like

Randy: FRISKY WAS THE ROOT OF IT

Jäger Leyline: did you want to prior when we did?

Randy: ./s

: "No"

: I vote we do another timeskip

Fellby: "Yes."

: But go 20 years into the past

: "AD is a shit"

Jäger Leyline: so what changed?

Muffet: "...i feel as though I've walked into a somewhat awkward conversation based on the tone."

Randy: 20 years into the past, CaU might not have existed

: IF I WENT TWENTY YEARS INTO THE PAST I WOULD BE RPING FRISK'S PARENTS

CryingEevee OOC: ((a rewind))

Fellby: "My mood."

Randy: I would be RPing...uh...

Fellby: ((gaster was still stuck in the void

CryingEevee OOC: ((i would be...))

CryingEevee OOC: ((uhhh))

Randy: Idfk

Barchar: The bar wouldnt exist

: ((10 years in the past, CaU did exist, and people were there

Fellby: ((fellby was nine

CryingEevee OOC: ((kid!varik?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((no wait))

Barchar: Barchar would still be an entirely existent ghost

: Twelve years?

Randy: Gfrisk as a baby?

Jäger Leyline: Well I would say let me change that for you

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't think kidvarik could ever be a thing))

Muffet: she'd be like the exact same lol

Randy: How fucking old was GFrisk

Jäger Leyline: but I don't think you want to

: Twelve IIRC

Fellby: narrows his eyes. "You're smart."

Barchar: 12 years would make her 1. And the bar just as old

: ((Help

: ((One of Watsky's best songs

: ((Has the best beat

Randy: Alright, she would be 2

: ((And it's a song about Oral Sex

Randy: Wowie

Muffet: "Cheri? Jager? What's going on? Why do you hate each other all the sudden?"

: http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=8mZcswsgtII#Going_Down

Randy: Wait did anyone listen to 6969

Jäger Leyline: I don't know

Jäger Leyline: I don't hate him

Barchar: Yes

Barchar: The video, as I stated, is pure sexual pleasure

Jäger Leyline: I consider him my friend, don't think its the same for him

Randy: I'm not sure if you mean that as in "This is too sexual, I hate it" or "This is fucking amazing, like sex"

Fellby: -At the moment he's playing with Asmodeus's floof.-

Barchar: Well

Barchar: You see

Barchar: I used the word 'pleasure'

Randy: The years start coming and they don't stop coming?

Barchar: No

Barchar: I mean, yes

Barchar: But no

Randy: Ah

Muffet: "...Do you hate Jager?"

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Fellby: "I don't know."

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Jäger Leyline: So what did I do to earn your spite?

Fellby: "Maybe by treating Asmodeus like shit?"

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Jäger Leyline: like shit?

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Jäger Leyline: you mean how I took him in, and let him stay with me?

Randy: I need to learn how to git gud at Pokemon

: You need to learn how to git gud at PMD

Randy: Hey I saved everyone in PMD

Fellby: "And then how you spat at him for GROWING UP?"

Randy: You're fucking welcome

: No you fucking didn't

Randy: Yes

Randy: Everyone died

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: No

Randy: And then Dewt was a badass

Randy: And ran away

Jäger Leyline: I never spat at him

Randy: And lived

Randy: And then saved everyone

: HE CAUSED THAT SHIT IN THE FIRST PLACE

Fellby: "Then why are you acting like he's some stranger?"

Randy: HE ALSO SAVED YOU FROM IT

Randy: I NEVER SAID HE DIDN'T DO IT

: Also Sagekrai

Barchar: "You kinda did, Jager." Suddenly, brabcrab. "Especially since you immediately assumed he's been manipulating us from day 1 when he mentioned he theoretically could be."

Barchar: "While trying to help us not get manipulated, I might add."

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Randy: Also I remain somewhat disappointed that we are not Team Status, though we lost some status moves so eh

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Sage: what

: That could theoretically be a ship between Sage and Vantkrai

Randy: Wow

CryingEevee OOC: ((i was saying that before))

DamnDude: [[ I might be talking to everyone i dont know here in a bad italian accent ]]

Sage: constant variety

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: No you're the OTHERREALM CLODS

Jäger Leyline: pulls out a cigar

Randy: But Dewt's not a clod /s

Jäger Leyline: ...would have been a lot easier if I never took him in

Randy: I'll admit I thought it was claud

Sage: yes he fucking is tri don't lie to yourself

Randy: ./s intensifies

Fellby: "Oh my god, listen to yourself!"

DamnDude: [[ No tri, dewt isnt the protaganist of FF7 ]]

Fellby: ((Dewt Strife

Randy: I really want to play fucking FF12 again

Randy: I never finished it

Jäger Leyline: He can't be my son now because of how old he is, and I can't be close to him because of the previous attempt of having a family relationship

Randy: And I forgot about 99% of everything about it

Randy: Except that it was awesome

Randy: Also FF9 but I remember a lot as well as almost finished it

Barchar: "Hasn't freaking stopped me, Jager."

Fellby: laughs. "Oh my god! You're so fucking DENSE!"

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Jäger Leyline: isn't talking in a rude manner, rather its somber

Jäger Leyline: its just not right

Fellby: "How the fuck is it not?"

Muffet: *Is staying silent, looking very uncomfortable. She hoped coming back after yesterday would be...better.*

Randy: Randy is still a hand.

Randy: Just kinda floating.

Jäger Leyline: lights the cigar up

Barchar: she sighs, scrunching up

Jäger Leyline: I wanted a son, a kid I could call my own

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Jäger Leyline: he knew that, said he would be that

: Jäger's being more of an ass.

Jäger Leyline: then didn't

Fellby: "Yeah, but he's..."

: http://prntscr.com/cglubs

: +6000 sins

Fellby: massages his temples.

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Fellby: "Good lord, do you not know how people work?"

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Jäger Leyline: I asked him if he want to grow up

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: >Jassger

Fellby: "People don't always do what you want them to do."

: Yes

Jäger Leyline: he said he'd rather be with me

Fellby: "So what? He can change his mind!"

Jäger Leyline: perhaps you don't get Fellby and thats okay

Barchar: "Jager, he did it Unintentionally and spent the better part of a day freaking out about trying to fix it."

Jäger Leyline: but it hurt me a lot

: Jassger.

: -Ding!-

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Fellby: "You? It hurt you? Think of how he feels! You promised to be his father then pushed him away!"

Jäger Leyline: and now I have a shithead son I have to figure out on how to fix

Fellby: "Look, if you can't handle that, then, well..."

: More Jassger.

: -Ding!-

Fellby: "No offense, but maybe you weren't cut out to be a parent."

Jäger Leyline: maybe not

Barchar: "Who you seriously had to consider before saying you didn't like more than Asmodeus."

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DamnDude: [[ Tri, the currency, the body part, or me ]]

Randy: wut

CryingEevee OOC: ((is that a tfs reference?))

DamnDude: [[ Oh i thought you changed the topic ]]

Barchar: she's really pissed at everything right now. You can really just tell in her voice. Not even at any one thing in particular, just everything

DamnDude: [[ Nevermind ]]

Randy: no, not the topic

DamnDude: [[ Ignore that ]]

Jäger Leyline: just sounds sad

: He's my CaUnemaSins editor

Jäger Leyline: Sorry I can't just run along with everything

DamnDude: [[ Also the original joke was "Me, My son, or my planet?" ]]

CryingEevee OOC: ((so it was a tfs joke))

Fellby: "Look, Jager, when you're a parent, you're going to have to accept the fact that your kids are gonna surprise you."

DamnDude: [[ "Yes" ]]

Fellby: "It's not always gonna be a good surprise."

Jäger Leyline: stands up and takes a poof of smoke

CryingEevee OOC: ((hey, is there a wrench near you dd?))

DamnDude: [[ No ]]

Jäger Leyline: he doesn't need me Fellby

Jäger Leyline: he never did

Jäger Leyline: heads out

DamnDude: [[ Im in a hotel room, why would there be a wrench ]]

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh. well go find one and break your shins with it for me. kay?))

Fellby: "... Jackass."

Randy: ?

Jäger Leyline: Yeah I suppose

Randy: I feel like I don't get the joke

Fellby: "Clearly he did need you, seeing as how you hurt him by pushing him away."

Jäger Leyline: hes got you now right? -tosses a wad of cash at Fellby-

Jäger Leyline: you're a better father than me anyways

DamnDude: [[ But Im apart of a traveling improv group, and we need to do our act where you are all a bunch of baby seals and I'm a drunken sailor ]]

Fellby: "... Oh, is THAT what I am to you?"

Jäger Leyline: No, thats for him

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's a reference to yugioh abridged. if someone references team four star they get their shins broken with a wrench))

Fellby: "Fine."

Jäger Leyline: since he wants to be intimate with someone

Jäger Leyline: let him

Randy: Ah

Jäger Leyline: doesn't need to worrry about looking for money in the couch now

Fellby: "... Heh. So I am nothing but a whore to you, huh? And I thought we had something special."

Fellby: turns his back to Jager.

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Jäger Leyline: Actually I still consider you my friend

Fellby: -He pauses. Clenches his fist.-

Jäger Leyline: and I'd like to continue to be

Barchar: "Fellby, that is an entirely irrational thought process based on your anger."

Barchar: "He's just giving Asmodeus the money to do what he wants. It's no commentary on you."

Jäger Leyline: I'm sorry about this, but sometimes people do something you don't like right?

Fellby: "...."

Jäger Leyline: ...this friendship ends only if you say it does

Fanta: ((Ze ze ze ze ze

Fanta: ((Flame ze

Fellby: "Well."

Barchar: (I don't have the link to ze slarvath)

Fellby: "It's really damn close to ending."

Fanta: ((https://msparp.com/zeroescape

Randy: Frisky, you still looking for sins?

Randy: In fact, are you alive

Jäger Leyline: ...okay....I got a kid to berate

Fellby: "And apparently I've got another kid to take care of."

: Yes

: I'm doing ZE you shit

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Jäger Leyline: see you around

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Barchar: "..."

Fellby: "Yeah, yeah, whatever."

Jäger Leyline: leaves

Randy: Randy plays some soothing music on a violin.

Randy: Or, as a violin.

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Fellby: immediately grows ten times as hot.

Barchar: she goes over, sitting next to Fellby. "...

Barchar: Hi. "

Fellby: -His flames shoot up into the air.-

Barchar: "JESUS"

Fellby: "... Sorry. Lost my cool."

Barchar: "...."

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Barchar: "Good thing the two people next to you are burn resistant."

DamnDude: [[ We need Jesus back ]]

Fellby: "..."

Jesus Syphon: We do?

DamnDude: [[ Yes ]]

Jesus Syphon: ...Actually, I think he is here, he's been sleeping on the couch for weeks I think

Barchar: she sighs, looking away. "...You don't hate me too, do you?"

Fellby: "No."

Barchar: but he's not Jesus no more

Syphon: Except---yeah

Barchar: unless he relapsed

Fellby: ((he found god

Syphon: Something has to happen again for him to turn into Jesus

DamnDude: [[ He'd Jesus-Fluid ]]

Syphon: Jesus-Fluid

Barchar: "Good."

Randy: I don't laugh a lot

Randy: But holy shit

Barchar: "I still consider you a friend, too, if not actually a...i don't know. Secondary partner? But that heavily depends on your opinion of me, there, I guess."

Barchar: "But either way, I don't want to make you cut ties just because Jager went off on one of his occasional obnoxious stubbornness...moments.

: Jesus has to piss into a cup, and Syphon has to drink it

Fellby: sighs, releasing a bit of smoke. "Yeah, I consider you a partner."

: Syphon gets Jesus-DNA

Fellby: ((but where the fuck are you gonna find jesus

: And becomes Jesus

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Barchar: "Oh. Cool."

Muffet: she sighs, leaning on him. She doesn't have much to add.

Randy: There's also the adjective thing

Randy: That Maxwell made

Fellby: "God. What a shitty night."

Randy: Randy still plays soothing violin.

Fellby: goes to pop a cigarette in his mouth, then stops, and reaches into his coat pocket. He switches his plain cigarette for a kretek.

Barchar: a what?

DamnDude: [[ *Fellby replaces his cigarette for some fireworks* ]]

Barchar: okay I Google it

CryingEevee OOC: ((huh. til that stuff between kitkat wafers isn't cinnamon. it's mashed up kit kats))

Fellby: ((... what?

DamnDude: [[ Huh ]]

DamnDude: [[ Wait what ]]

Randy: ?

Randy: i mean, i knew it wasn't cinnamon

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=http://mentalfloss.com/uk/food/31902/whats-the-stuff-between-the-wafers-of-a-kit-kat]not sure how reliable this info is, but that's cool[/url]))

Randy: i just didn't care enough to know what it was

CryingEevee OOC: ((my best guess was it was cinnamon, i wasn't sure what it was))

Fellby: -There's a slight crackle as he smokes.-

Muffet: "...I really did not expect this."

Fellby: "Neither did I."

Jäger Leyline: is back home if needed

Muffet: "Can I maybe have the short version of what's going on so I can emote properly instead of feeling lost and sad for two of the people I care about?"

Fellby: glances at Barchar.

Barchar: "So. Asmodeus grew up. You know that."

Barchar: "Jager took it poorly. And I understand. It's not unreasonable."

Barchar: "He's just a regular guy. He's not a ghost, or a demon or whatever. To him, age actually matters."

Barchar: "But after some events, I guess things just reached a boiling point in his head."

CryingEevee OOC: ((completely off topic, but i should rewatch wall-e))

Fellby: "Yeah, well, age matters to me too."

Fellby: "I know I'm gonna burn out some day."

Barchar: "Yeah..."

Muffet: well, now she's feeling even worse

Fellby: "... And here I am, I'm almost 30."

Fellby: "We elementals, we live a while, but..."

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Fellby: "I'm still gonna be a blink of an eye to someone who lives thousands compared to my hundreds."

Jäger Leyline: maybe has 40 years left

Muffet: "...."

Barchar: "...."

Fellby: has 170. Give or take.

Barchar: "God. Fuck immortality, sometimes."

Muffet: "One of those things that always sounds good on paper."

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Randy: He turns into a head and nods.

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Randy: Oh wait, after GFrisk was Deon.

Randy: Always forget him.

Fellby: "I... god. This isn't what I was expecting."

Randy: Yeah, nobody expects the Spanish Inquisiton. It's okay.

Barchar: realizes that it's slightly tragic that, before too too long, the only two of their group left are going to be the ones that got together after they had their respective partners already

Jäger Leyline: is sitting at home rather depressed

Fellby: -Well now he's thinking of how he's gonna die someday.-

Barchar: "...I wonder if I'd piss Jager off more or less?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((someone exists that ALWAYS expects something to be the spanish inquisition))

Randy: The spanish inquisition?

: High Feast Laharl [] is now High Feast Laharl [Laharl].

Laharl: Somewhere, he's laughing along with Sicily and Flonne about how funny it is that humans die in a century.

Laharl: Seriously, it's stupid.

Muffet: as is she. She knows it, obviously, but God she doesn't like getting reminded of it

Fellby: finishes his kretek, but lights his next cigarette with the dying ember of his last before swallowing it.

Fellby: -He wonders if Muffet would return to hell for him.-

Laharl: clipboards

Laharl: http://prntscr.com/cglubs

Randy: 010000100110010100100000011100110111010101110010011001 010010000001110100011011110010000001100100011100100110 100101101110011010110010000001111001011011110111010101 110010001000000100111101110110011000010110110001110100 01101001011011100110010100101110

Randy: Oh shit

Laharl: TRI

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Laharl: TRI

Randy: No

Randy: Pls

Fellby: ((http://prntscr.com/cglr0n

Fanta: TRI

Fellby: ((oh hey that's my student game on mine

Laharl: 'BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE'

Muffet: she absolutely would

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CryingEevee OOC: http://mentalfloss.com/uk/food/31902/whats-the-stuff-between-the-wafers-of-a-kit-kat

Barchar: (Okridexius)

Barchar: (Oh, heh, that. Right. I was looking for wizard names)

DamnDude: https://youtu.be/uMWkGShtaQc

DamnDude: [[ I think thats an isaac vid ]]

Laharl: TRI

Laharl: WHAT IS THIS

Randy: http://www.roubaixinteractive.com/PlayGround/Binary_Conversion/Binary_To_Text.asp

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's nonsense and ovaltine))

Randy: Translate the special message

Randy: There you go

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Muffet: "...Ugh. I seriously want to just cuddle up with you both and pretend I don't need to think right now. But I can't. And Barchar probably needs to go talk to Jager."

Laharl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdA__2tKoIU

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Fellby: "Yup."

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh wait, apparently the translator i was using didn't translate it right?))

Randy: Oh that's what it's from

DamnDude: [[ That's it ]]

DamnDude: [[ When i get home, im putting in something that's gonna require 5 different translators ]]

DamnDude: [[ For shits and giggles ]]

CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, this is waht i got: �H�\�F�G&%������2 Ovaltine.))

Randy: wow

Barchar: "...Yeah." she stood up, sighing. "Rain check. I think it's probably best if we do it later, though. I think that all three of us need it."

Muffet: she nods. "I can also ACTUALLY make you not need to think."

Barchar: "Which is useful, becsuse otherwise the thoughts are stubborn fucks and won't bother to stop coming."

Fellby: "... Man, sometimes I wish I was a kid again."

Barchar: "...Anyway. I'm gonna go talk to Jager for a bit." she walked off, sighing. "

Muffet: "Why's that?"

Fellby: "But then I remembered bad stuffed happened."

Fellby: *stuff

Fellby: "I dunno... Kids, they don't have to deal with grown-up stuff."

Jäger Leyline: us in a lazy boy seat lounging back

Muffet: "...hm."

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Muffet: "That's one thing I guess I never quite understood. You all seem to have a longing for something that you just can't have. When you're young, you wish desperately to be older. And when you're old, you reminisce about the days when you were young."

Muffet: "It's something I just can't really...relate to."

Fellby: "I mean, I had some things that were nice. Cartoons on saturday mornings."

Fellby: "Screwing around with Dad's computer when he'd let me."

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Jäger Leyline: has had a number of drinks

Jäger Leyline: bey Larcha

Barchar: "..."

Barchar: "Jesus, jsger

Fellby: "..."

Fellby: groans, laying back on the couch.

Muffet: she at least cuddles with him

Jäger Leyline: ...agsin woth the jesus guy

Fellby: snuggles against her.

Muffet: "...God. This has not been a fun couple of days."

Fellby: "It hasn't."

Barchar: "It's a nice all-purpose emphasis word

Jäger Leyline: so it seems

Fellby: "Muffet? Can I ask you something?"

Muffet: "Of course."

Fellby: "When I die... will you go back to hell for me?"

Barchar: "...How are you?" she sits down

Jäger Leyline: .......shitty

Barchar: "Figured. Anything I can do?"

Muffet: "..."

Muffet: "Yes. Absolutely."

Jäger Leyline: ....dont think so7l

Fellby: "That means a lot."

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Muffet: "I don't know if I'll get to see Barchar. I assume I'll still be able to leave, but I'm not sure..."

Muffet: "But that doesn't matter."

Jäger Leyline: I got a shit head son

Muffet: "To death do us part my ass."

Jäger Leyline: I dony feel the same abkut Asmo so now everyone hates me

Fellby: chuckles, popping another cigarette in his mouth.

Barchar: "It's...a complicated situation. You have to know that. I just...ugh.

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Jäger Leyline: ...cant just care fkr him cuz ppl want me to

Barchar: "I know."

Barchar: "I don't blame you. I'm not in the same thought process, but your thought process makes sense."

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Jäger Leyline: ...but gitta if Im to be Fells friend agaun

Barchar: "Jager" I'm going to try to talk to him."

Fanta: Shit's going [i]down[/i] in ZE

Barchar: "I don't want you to lose him either

Epsilon: [color=#ffdab9]the dude who's super freaking death averse just tossed a grenade at two people because they have had enough[/color]

Jäger Leyline: ....

Jäger Leyline: fucking Dovin

Barchar: "Yeah."

Muffet: "Wonder if we should leave that out of the vows."

Fellby: "Maybe we should."

Jäger Leyline: ....no one else wamts ti help him bur me

Muffet: "Because death can suck my nonexistent cock. I'm not letting anything keep me away from you."

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Barchar: "..."

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Barchar: "Thats because they're not the ones who's DNA went into making him. We just see a shit kid with a vocabulary and reflexes. You see...you."

Jäger Leyline: .....ius it wrong ti want to help him

Barchar: "Probably not."

Jäger Leyline: ....

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Barchar: "I probably shouldn't be such a bitch."

Barchar: "Maybe give him a chance. I hated you at first."

: [yes ur a bitch]

: [ur a bitch we luv]

Jäger Leyline: ...itas waht he wants

: [bitch]

Jäger Leyline: he likez to.fivbt

Fellby: snuggles against Muffet.

Jäger Leyline: ...fighy

Jäger Leyline: ....fight

Barchar: "Yeah. Well, maybe I need to deprive him of it."

Barchar: "...Or maybe I need to give it to him. I don't fucking know."

Jäger Leyline: ..dony youll never win him over

Barchar: She sighed. "Yeah. You're probably right."

Barchar: "I probably don't want to anyway."

Jäger Leyline: ....damn kid....

Barchar: "Just...do your best, Jager. Don't let him turn you against me. If he's trying to."

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Jäger Leyline: ....I know

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Barchar: "...I love you. Just so you know. I don't know if that has any practical use, but I still want to say it. Maybe he'll try to say I don't I don't know. But I do."

Jäger Leyline: ...I love you too

Jäger Leyline: takes a swig from a beer

Fellby: "... We should probably check to see if Ember's asleep."

Barchar: "Anyway. I...am going to go back to the bar and do my best to stop worrying.

Muffet: "...Probably. I almost want to wait on her, but still."

Fanta: ((There's ZE's first ending

Fanta: ((I had fun

Jäger Leyline: ...okay Id ask for a kiss but

Jäger Leyline: I smell bad

Fellby: "Mmmh." He sits up.

Barchar: she does it anyway. "Endless self sacrifice."

: ((Me too

CryingEevee OOC: ((i wasn't paying attention. i'll have to read the logs later))

Jäger Leyline: kisses back and slumps into the couch

Barchar: she smiles, patting his cheek. "See you tomorrow."

Jäger Leyline: bye bye

Muffet: she does as well. "...Has ember met Barchar?"

Muffet: "I don't believe so."

Fellby: "I don't think she has."

Fanta: ((So the total survivors

Fellby: "Should we?"

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Döven [Döven ].

Fanta: ((Mantis, Kanny

Fanta: ((Non-escaping survivors

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Fanta: ((Juno, Epsilon, Dimitri

Döven : reenters the bar

Barchar: (Epsilon, assuming they didn't feckin overdose)

Barchar: "Oh, God." she muttered, heading back

Muffet: "...Now seems my cue to say 'yes' and leave."

Fellby: "Indeed."

Döven : ....

Döven : turns around and leaves

Muffet: "..."

Barchar: she watches him go as she walks in

Barchar: "Okay then."

Muffet: "Oh, hello again."

Fellby: "... Well we probably just made things worse there."

Barchar: "Eh. I don't know what his deal is."

: Randy [Randy] disconnected.

: "..."

: "That goat kid?"

Muffet: "...Well. We're heading back home, Barchar."

Barchar: "Okay."

: "Bye."

Fellby: "We're going to check on our daughter."

: Flame RPs With Himself season 2 episode 1

Barchar: "Fair enough."

Barchar: (Bitch we're on season 5 by now catch up)

Fellby: takes Muffet's hand. "Shall we?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((season 2 episode 1 was like, the best episode thouhg))

DamnDude: [[ God damn it you better not spoil season three's ending ]]

: (( S3 ends with uh

: (( S3 ends with a dank meme

: (( We're on season 5 episode 6 now

DamnDude: [[ The series is fucking ruined ]]

Muffet: "Indeed."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i heard rumors that season 5 will end with flame rping with someone other than himself))

: [color=white]Flame RPs With Himself Cameraman: (( yo ))[/color]

Barchar: (impossible)

Flame_warp : ((UGH, I CAN'T WORK IN THESE FUCKING CONDITIONS))

DamnDude: [[ I was told there was a gonna sex scene in the season 4 beginning ]]

Döven : ((the season finale has me in it

Flame_warp : ((THESE DONUTS AREN'T EVEN CHOCOLATE, THEY JUST HAVE FUCKING FROSTING! HOW MUCH DO YOU FUCKING PAY ME!?))

DamnDude: [[ Good* ]]

: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] is now CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee IC].

: Fellby's connection timed out.

CryingEevee IC: ((vee))

: [color=white]Frank Fury: (( Excuse me ))[/color]

: [color=white]Frank Fury: (( You better respect your manager ))[/color]

: Fellby [Fellby] joined chat.

Flame_warp : ((MAYBE WHEN YOU START RESPECTING ME, BITCH. I'LL BE IN MY TRAILER.))

Muffet: she walks off

: God Guy: (( You better respect your god, Frank ))

: Döven [Döven ] is now Scirocco [Scirocco].

: That's a car name

Barchar: she just lays down on the couch, closing her eye and trying to get her thoughts to shut up.

CryingEevee IC: ((eevee, vee eevee. eevee.))

: ((Anyways, wooooo

Barchar: ...no. Of course not. That would just make things easy.

: ((ZE was awesome today

Fanta: ((Ty

Scirocco: (is that where everyone has been?

: ((And tomorrow's gonna be PMD too so this is going to be a fun weekend

: ((Yep

Fanta: ((I still have the battle factory if anyone wants to challenge it

Fellby: comes home to his daughter playing video games on the couch.

CryingEevee IC: ((vee, vee eevee))

: ((Also lots of shit is gonna happen chapter 16 so yes

Fellby: "Sweetie, it's way past your bed time."

: ((I'm excited

Muffet: "Ember, please."

: (( ur cute when you do that CE ))

: ((Because it's an important chapter

Ember: "Yeah? I just want one more go, okay?"

: ((I feel like it has a mix of fun shit and lore shit

: ((And some serious shit so

CryingEevee IC: ((...vee, eevee eevee?))

: (( <3 ))

CryingEevee IC: ((eevee.))

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Muffet: "No, no. I've seen how this goes. One more go becomes two, becomes ten, becomes 15, until it's three am and you can only get five hours of sleep."

Schyroton: ((ce did you lose a bet

Fellby: "You... well, you don't have school, but you shouldn't be up all night playing video games."

CryingEevee IC: ((eevee...))

Barchar: she's staring up at the ceiling

Schyroton: ((gdi

: ((Sage suddenly busts into the bar carrying a weed stash

: ((Barchar: wtf

: ((Sage: IT'S THE BEACH! YAY, THIS IS AWESOME

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Schyroton: reenters. "Hhello."

: ((Barchar: Dude, your eyes are bloodshot.

: ((Sage: -hasn't had sleep in five days-

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Ember: "Alright, fine."

: ((Sage: IT'S DARKRAI

: ((Barchar: What, no-+

Ember: -She puts down the controller.-

CryingEevee IC: ((eevee vee.))

: ((Sage: -leaps toward Barchar-

Fanta: is looking for ea

Jäger Leyline: -is home starring at the ceiling

Muffet: "Good girl."

: ((Barchar: -scoots away-

Ember: "... Hey dad? How come we never go to that bar place?"

: (( So I just bought two cheap radio transmitters

: ((Sage hits the wall

: ((KO

: ((Barchar: What the fuck.

Ember: "Or, well. How come you don't bring me there?"

Muffet: "...Er. It's intense, Cheri."

: ((Barchar: -throws Sage back through the Anydoor-

Ember: "... Okay."

Fellby: "I see that look in your eye, Ember, you'd better not be planning something."

Ember: "I'm not!"

: (( I will now sing bring me to life

: (( with radio transmitters

Schyroton: ((omg

CryingEevee IC: ((vee vee))

Fellby: "Now off to bed with you."

Fellby: "Go on. Scoot."

Ember: -She crosses her arms, sticks out her tounge, and heads up to her room.-

Muffet: she smiles, sighing.

Muffet: "I worry about her sometimes."

: DamnDude's connection timed out.

Fellby: "That's only natural."

: ((CE, you're supposed to be crying

: (( nvm, Crawling instead

: ((-slaps CE-

Fellby: "Also, she's totally planning to sneak out."

: ((Cry, bitch /s

Schyroton: sits at a chair.

Muffet: "Bars. Video games until dawn. It's like she never got to be a kid either."

Asmodeus : -He's still on the couch in the bar, I assume.-

Schyroton: Hhi.

Barchar: "Hi Schyro."

CryingEevee IC: starts crying "eeeeeveeeeeee"

Asmodeus : "Hello."

Fellby: laughs. "She grew up in a weird castle, surrounded by her siblings."

Fellby: "... Wonder if they're okay."

Muffet: "...I don't know. I wasn't there at the time."

: I found CE

: http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/creepypasta/images/e/e7/Lonliness.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130411181828

Schyroton: Ssorry I lefft earlier, ththings happennned.

: (( :(

Muffet: "...Hah. Kind of funny that you once pretended Barchar was your daughter."

: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee IC] is now CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC].

Fellby: "We had to get out quick. The place was falling apart."

CryingEevee OOC: (({that's not right}))

Fellby: laughs too. "Back when I had tits."

Muffet: "Oh my."

Fanta: ((https://twitter.com/muru_novel/status/774611147722940416

Muffet: "I'm mildly interested hoe they bought that a classy fire woman and a robot might create a teenage girl that wears leather jackets casually."

Fellby: "That's simple. Adoption."

Asmodeus : "Yeah, it's alright."

Muffet: "Well, true. Still an odd personality clash, but I guess."

Fanta: continues her search for bootleg son

Asmodeus : -He still looks a little upset from when Docen was here.-

Schyroton: ...Aare you okay?

Colton: wow

Colton: that's kinda rude

Asmodeus : "Hmm? Yeah."

Schyroton: Alrrright.

Schyroton: You jujust seemed upset.

Muffet: she sighs, sitting down. "She certainly owns it, though. I can't deny that."

Fanta: no

Muffet: "At the least, I know she's somebody who would."

Fanta: colton is real son

Colton: I know

Fanta: ea is bootleg son

Asmodeus : "I am, a bit."

Fellby: "Hm? Who?"

Colton: that's what I'm saying really

Fanta: well it's true

CryingEevee OOC: ((anyway. i'm not gonna just say eevee anymore))

Endling Asriel: -He is under the covers on his bed.-

Schyroton: Ddo you need anyththing?

Fanta: "Asriel?"

: (( i still love you no matter what

Fanta: smazzy just kept on screaming until he ended the call, along with various crunching noises

Muffet: "Barchar, I mean. I don't doubt at all that she would wear it casually. Individually, your disguises were quite good."

: ((Bloo x CE

Muffet: "Combined, I'm surprised it worked. Glad, but surprised."

: ((CryingBloo

Fellby: "Well, it helped that I was... curvier."

Asmodeus : "What do you mean by that?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((i am an eevee. and you are either a cloud of vape smoke or a car. how would you expect that to work?))

Fanta: ((Nobody wants to take the challenge?

Muffet: she smiles. "Wish I got a picture."

: (( fuck you I'm 100% uh

Endling Asriel: -He's crying, and you can tell.-

Schyroton: Like, ddo you wawant to tallk about it, or jujust have me ssit next to you or whhat.

Fanta: pulls the covers down

Fellby: sighs. "If you miss it that much, I'll take a shorter-lasting potion."

: (( [url=http://i.imgur.com/WXkSmdM.png]100% mega ampharos[/url]

Fanta: gets in the bed with him

: (( so it can work

Laharl: I'll take the challenge .s

Asmodeus : "I dunno. Both?"

Laharl: s

Barchar: (He coalesces over ce's dick and Jack's him off)

Schyroton: ((i do but not rn

Schyroton: sits next to Asmodeus.

Muffet: "...im just joking. Don't do anything you don't want."

Fanta: ((Laharl wants to try the battle factory?

Fanta: ((I can do that

CryingEevee OOC: ((looks like flame likes the vape smoke theory))

: ((Mega Ampharos is Fabio

Laharl: ((Alright

Fellby: "Please, dear. I never really got to experiment."

Laharl: ((I'll win you fucks some BP

Barchar: recognizes she should probably be talking, but she just does not want to do it. Not gonna help her stop thinking. "

: (( either 100% mega ampharos or 100% gardevoir

Fanta: ((They already have 5

Barchar: (Its perfect for them)

Laharl: ((CRACKS KNUCKLES

: (( i'm a cloud of vape smoke when I feel sad

Schyroton: ...Yyou okay tooo, Barchar?

Muffet: "Well, if you DO want, I'm more than up."

Fanta: ((Rules: No posting links, you rent 10, and each one that faints is dead, nothing over OU

Fanta: ((That includes BL

Barchar: she nods.

Schyroton: Aalright.

CryingEevee OOC: ((200% mega gardepharos))

Fellby: grins. "Interesting, but..."

Asmodeus : "I feel useless, and unwanted."

: (( Yes i am 100% mega gardepharos

Fanta: ((And no adding straight up megas, you need the stones

Laharl: Alright

Fellby: -There's the sound of a window sliding open.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((*200%))

: (( [i]picks up CE[/i]

Laharl: So I get 10 mons of my choice?

Fellby: "EMBER, I CAN HEAR YOU TRYING TO GET OUT!"

Muffet: "Theeere she goes."

CryingEevee OOC: ((HEY, DON't YOU DARE PICK ME UP))

Ember: "... DARN!"

Fanta: 10 of your choice

Schyroton: Ii can relaate, but Ii can tell you ththat isn't true.

Muffet: "Off to see la mignonne. La wonderful mignonne of bars."

CryingEevee OOC: ((I WILL DESTROY YOU))

: kek [] is now 200% mega gardepharos [].

: (( no you won't ))

: (( i will only put you down when you tell me you really love me

Barchar: "Trying to relax. Make my thoughts shut the fuck up so I can."

Barchar: "I'm fine."

Schyroton: Mmh...

Muffet: "Or not." she said, chuckling.

: (( i now need to draw a mega gardepharos

CryingEevee OOC: ((well i guess you'll be holding for a while because i'm not saying that.))

Ember: -The window slides shut.-

: ((-fus ro dahs bloo-

Muffet: "She left before closing it."

Asmodeus : "I know, and I tell myself that, but then that feeling gets hammered in again.0

: (( [i]still holding CE[/i]

Fellby: "I bet she did."

Schyroton: Ii know.

: ((Bloo does cartwheels in the air holding CS

: ((CE*

: (( CS

: (( counter-eevee

: ((CSGO

Ember: -Sure enough, there's a green glow past the front window.-

: (( oh god that sounds like an actual game

Muffet: "Should I stop her, or let her go?"

: (( it's just a bunch of eevees with guns shooting eachother

Schyroton: But Ii want you to reremember thhat I like yyou, and I wawant you ti ststay my friend.

Fellby: "... You know what? Let's let her have this."

Asmodeus : -That earns him a smile.-

Ember: -A soft green glow passes by the front window.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'd play it))

Asmodeus : "I feel the same way about you."

: (( Alright that is on my list of side projects

Schyroton: smiles.

Fellby: "We both know where she's headed to."

: (( Deadline to release this counter-eevee is November 30

Fellby: "And I presume she's got her phone on her."

: ((Counter Eevee Global Offensive

Asmodeus : "Thank you."

: (( A new Slayer album better fucking release on november 30

Schyroton: Of ccourse,

Asmodeus : "Do you think I'll be able to find someone?"

Schyroton: Yyes.

Schyroton: Iif I can fifind someone, sso can you.

: (( Anyone want to do graphics for counter-eevee

: (( er, sprites

Fellby: adjusts his glasses. "And since she's out of the house..."

Schyroton: i forget whether embers met schyro or not rip

Asmodeus : "How do you bring up that you're dead though. You can only say it grimly, or that might think it's a joke."

: ((I'm on mobile rn

: ((So I can't

Fanta: ((Oh yeah I forgot, but good news

Fanta: ((I'm getting my meds tomorrow yay

: Fellby [Fellby] is now Ember [Ember].

Schyroton: Ii dunno.

Ember: ((oh, yay!

Schyroton: ((nice!

Muffet: she smiles. "How convenient."

Ember: wanders into the bar, poking her little head in.

: ((I don't have the context for this))

: "Hey there."

: "Why'd you sneak out?"

Schyroton: ...Hhello.

: ((What was up?))

: "Home is too much?"

Fanta: ((My hair growth/totally not transition meds

Ember: "... I wanted to be here."

: ((Mm))

: "I gotcha."

: Drakon smiles, laughing.

: ((That's good.))

: (( cool, cool ))

Schyroton: tries to seem as unassuming as possible.

: ((Oh, okay))

Fanta: just hugs gote

Ember: heads over to the couch and sits there.

: ((That's good))

Asmodeus : "Hello."

Endling Asriel: "Why him..."

Barchar: "...Ember." she said, sitting up. Yeah, those damn thoughts weren't going away without help. "

Ember: -She's wearing a leather jacket she took from her dad's closet. She feels totally cool.-

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url]))

Fanta: "I don't know.."

Asmodeus : "Who might y- Ember, alright."

: (( very niceu

Asmodeus : -Barchar answered that question for him.-

Fanta: rubs the back of his head

Barchar: fashion thief

Ember: looks at Barchar. "You're Ebony, right?"

Schyroton: is softly smiling, not sure exactly what to say. He knows that this is Ember but he's never really spoken to her.

Endling Asriel: -He just snuggles and cries into her.-

Barchar: gives her a 'what the fufk' look before bursting out laughing

Schyroton: ...

Barchar: "N-no. No. I mean, yes. But my name is Barchar."

: "..."

Ember: "... Oh."

Ember: "So you lied?"

Fanta: "It's gonna be ok..."

Barchar: "The ebony thing was-that was just a name I used to blend in."

Laharl: http://prntscr.com/cgmpin

Barchar: "It's a more normal name than 'Barchar'."

CryingEevee OOC: ((get boi fucking gamed))

Ember: "Yeah, I know."

Barchar: "But yeah. Hi, ember. Nice to see you."

: "......."

Asmodeus : "..."

Schyroton: ...

Ember: "Hi."

Asmodeus : "I have nothing to talk about."

Ember: is just grinning to herself, while kicking her feet.

Schyroton: ...Hhhi.

Barchar: "You're a little rebel coming here, you know that?"

Asmodeus : "Hello."

: ((TRAITOR))

Ember: giggles. "Yeah."

: ((Ah see that meme is expired))

Ember: ((barchar: *attacks ember with a stun baton*

: ((And I used it anyways))

Laharl: 2 down.

Fanta: just keeps on assuring ea it's gonna be ok

: Laharl is fucking over Slarvath.

Asmodeus : -He's beleiving her less.-

Schyroton: ...

Asmodeus : "..."

Asmodeus : -He lightly leans on Schyro, looking to Ember.-

Schyroton: allows it.

Barchar: she clicks her tongue. "Well, you better be on your best behavior, or I'll tell your parents aaaall about this. Rar. Authority figure."

Ember: -She's starting to reach the "now what" part of her plan.-

Ember: -She honestly didn't expect to get this far.-

Schyroton: ...Um, hhi. Ii don't ththink we've evver really met...

Ember: looks at Schyro. "You live with Glamor, right?"

Schyroton: Yyeah.

Schyroton: Ii'm Schyroton. Ii'm... sort off his ststepdad.

Fanta: ((Team 3 takes down even the great laharl

: (( going2 shower

Fanta: ((Tri isn't so bad after all

Ember: "Ooooh."

Fanta: ((You now have 7 BP

Jäger Leyline: -is at home btw-

Schyroton: Yyeah.

Schyroton: It's nnnice to foformallly meet you.

Ember: "I guess it's nice to meet you too."

Ember: ((schyro, tomorrow morning: hey glamor i met your friend ember last night

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Ember: ((glamor: she snuck out and didn't invite me?

Schyroton: 's smile falls a bit at 'i guess'

Schyroton: ((lol

Barchar: she thinks, before laying back down. She kinda wished somebody else actually knew how to help her with this, but...fuck, especially with doven's...existence, God she did not want that to get around too much

Barchar: (Glamour: "That whore" )

Schyroton: ((schyro: no thats her dad /s

Barchar: (Schyro: "Thooose are her parentststs")

Ember: ((schyro: yes that's who let her out

Schyroton: ((mettaton: are you shittalking me

Barchar: (Also, glamber sudden new otp)

Barchar: (I like how we were just all fucking on that joke l)

Barchar: (Like moths to a flame)

Schyroton: ((warp

: ((Sagekrai is better

Barchar: (dammit how did I not see that coming)

Sage: otp

Schyroton: ((uvu

Ember: kind of... leans back. She regrets not bringing a few friends along.

Schyroton: ...

Sage: but not as much as dewtkrai

Sage: or...sewt

: Scirocco [Scirocco] is now Döven [Döven ].

Schyroton: Sso, um. Hhow are you?

Fanta: ((Ok, so I may need to change the rules for the factory a bit

CryingEevee OOC: ((vantkrai: vantkrai x darkrai))

Ember: ((ngl if she did try to bring others with her she'd get caught by parents who saw a green light outside their windows

Barchar: "..." she could certainly trust hellaton, she supposed. But that would also bring the question of whether he'd be comfortable having the ability. Probably not. Hm.

Ember: "I'm doing good."

: Schyro*

Schyroton: gj

Barchar: Right, fuck

Schyroton: Ththat's good.

Barchar: How do I sti do this

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Ember: pulls a ds out of her pocket. "They told me I couldn't play videogames."

Ember: ((ember: they were wrong

Döven : enters

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Asmodeus : "..."

Barchar: passing that off as in-character: Schyro, she reminds herself. Damn head.

Barchar: she doesn't react.

Asmodeus : -He lets out another sigh.-

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: ((You all reach Mew

Mew: ((Bitch

Schyroton: Oh.

Döven : well Father has passed out

Mew: ((This is my turf

Schyroton: ..

Mew: ((Bugger off

: ((Sage: Well shit.

: ((Auron: well fuck.

Barchar: she stays silent

: ((Sterling: Well dickballs.

Barchar: (Sage: oh dwrn)

: ((Dewt: What's a dickball?

Barchar: (Sterling: Oh shiz)

CryingEevee OOC: ((there's different kinds of people))

Barchar: (Auron: Oh heck)

Ember: "That doesn't sound good."

Barchar: (Dewt: OH FUCK)

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

CryingEevee OOC: ((i just remembered mew can learn transform.))

Asmodeus : -He's ignoring Doven.-

: ((Imagine if you wake up

CryingEevee OOC: ((also, pokemon mystery dewtgeon))

: And the island's gone

: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.

CryingEevee OOC: ((F))

: Sage: sHIt

: Sage drowns

Döven : drunk himself right to sleep

Barchar: "..." she sighs. "I assumed he would."

Auron: ((fantastic. the island's gone. now what?

: ((Also that begs the question:

: ((What happens to the island when it's "gone"

CryingEevee OOC: ((maybe it just teleports to a secondary location))

CryingEevee OOC: ((or it turns into water))

Ember: went back to her game.

Fanta: ((Gonna shower

Schyroton: looks over at what she's playing.

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Ember: -Looks like Kirby-

: Ember is playing CoD

Asmodeus : -He glances over too.-

Barchar: she opens her eyes l

: Ember is playing CSGO

: Schyro: wwwwhat the fufuck

: Not CoD

Ember: -Lol on a 3ds?-

: Yes

Schyroton: smiles. Kirby is good.

: There's a CoD game for the DS

: Counter-Strike DS Offensive

: CSDSO

Ember: -Holy shit you're right frisky-

Ember: -I forgot all about it but my brother had it-

: ((I've played it before))

: ((It's so bad))

Ember: -Back when cod was the hot thing-

: CoD 4

: For the DS

Asmodeus : "What's that?"

: 200% mega gardepharos [] disconnected.

Ember: "This?"

Döven : sits on couch

Asmodeus : "Mmhm."

Schyroton: ...

Barchar: she just closes her eyes again. Maybe if she was lucky, he wouldn't bug anyone.

Barchar: and maybe the sky was about to turn a lovely shade of pink.

Ember: "It's Kirby."

Schyroton: ...

Döven : someone toom my trophy off the wall

Schyroton: stays silent.

Asmodeus : "Kirby?"

Barchar: "Wasn't me."

Grillby: "It wasn't your wall to put it on."

Ember: "Yeah."

Asmodeus : "What's Kirby?"

Ember: "It's a video game."

Asmodeus : "Well, I think I connected that much."

Asmodeus : "I assume that little pink ball is you?"

Ember: "Yeah"

Asmodeus : -He smiles.-

Asmodeus : "That game looks cute."

: High Feast Laharl's connection timed out.

Döven : ....

Ember: "It is."

Ember: "But... the enemies can be scary."

Barchar: she's still laying there. This is going surprisingly well

Schyroton: ...

Asmodeus : "Yeah? Like how scary?"

Asmodeus : "Hard to believe anything in that would be scary."

Ember: "Well, on the nintendo 64 one there's a big bloody eyeball."

Döven : pssh...scary

Ember: "He's got wings."

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Schyroton: is restraining his laughter.

Asmodeus : "Oh, wow."

Barchar: "She's a kid. And one that wasn't made go br a killing machine."

Schyroton: Because he's friends with Vaati.

Asmodeus : "Just out of the blue?"

: ((Vaati: "u wot."))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i like how kirby is where nintendo likes to keep their eldritch horrors))

Schyroton: ((same

Ember: -Weeeell, technically she was kind of made to see if she has reality-warping powers but-

Fanta: still comforting

Ember: -She doesn't have them. Yet.-

Endling Asriel: -Still being comfort.-

Fanta: texts hywel [i think we need to take care of the kid for a bit]

Hywel: [k]

Fanta: ((I am officially changing the rules of the battle factory

Ember: "Kiiind of? You gotta get all the crystal sharts first."

Ember: *SHARDS

Fanta: ((You no longer have to restart if you lose once

Ember: *NOT SHARTS

Schyroton: ((we

: ((Crystal sharts))

: Frisky 's connection timed out.

Schyroton: ((ARE THE CRYSTAL SHARTS

Ember: *THIS IS THE WORST TYPO I'VE MADE

Schyroton: ((i made the typo in the title

Asmodeus : "Hmm. Seems fun."

Fanta: "I'm sure he's gonna be ok"

Asmodeus : "I can't play most video games at the moment, unfortunately."

Döven : ....

Ember: ((gdi i'm gonna wake up my parents

Fanta: ((Since team 3 is kicking everyone's ass I'm gonna make it into an actual OU team

Ember: "Why not?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((i should buy overwatch sometime))

Asmodeus : -He phases a hand through the couch.-

Asmodeus : "Ghost."

Ember: "Ooooh."

Asmodeus : -He pulls said hand out.-

Asmodeus : "I like observing though."

Döven : the only thing he can do

Barchar: "Ghosts are definitely here."

Barchar: "Like. Two. Right now."

CryingEevee OOC: ((also. i challenge someone. i won't say what the challenge is until someone excepts it. any of you can except it))

Schyroton: ...

Asmodeus : "...Wait a minute. Did you go 'Ooooh' as a ghost joke?"

Ember: "No?"

Asmodeus : -He's obviously kidding.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((so. will any of you accept the mystery challenge?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((also tfw using except instead of accept))

Asmodeus : "...Yeah. That was my terrible attempt at comedy."

Fanta: picks up the ea, and heads to bed with hywel

Hywel: "Hello."

Asmodeus : "I tried."

Schyroton: ((ill accept, why not

Schyroton: Yyou did your best.

Döven : (bread flame ow?

Barchar: "Hah. Comedy."

CryingEevee OOC: ((here's the thing. challenge isn't available to mobile users. sooo...))

Schyroton: ((rip

Barchar: (Eh...not at 1 am for me)

: ((It's one 47 my dude))

CryingEevee OOC: ((12 47))

Döven : (so?

Fanta: hasn't given hywel the fucc in a while

Fanta: because she been busy

: ((I'm in bed))

Barchar: (Same)

Döven : (and?

Fanta: she does cuddle up close to him doe

Hywel: -He doesn't mind.-

Fanta: "Howdy"

: ((And? Not getting up, dude))

Döven : ((so?

CryingEevee OOC: ((and so the mystery challenge is not accepted. rip mystery challenge))

Döven : ((nm its k

Hywel: -He cuddle the EA and Fanta.-

Asmodeus : "Anyways.@

Schyroton: ...

Smolster: ( https://s14.postimg.org/yiw0ingyp/akjfldfj.jpg

Barchar: (If I could telekinetically bring my laptop over here to play I would. But o cannot.)

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Döven : get uo and flips onto the jukebox

: (( me -> CE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKPr28ZNCzU

Barchar: she groans. "God, my head really does not want to just shut the fuck up." she muttered

Schyroton: ((thats beautiful

Schyroton: ...

Ember: wiggles her legs a little."

Fanta: give hywel a kiss

CryingEevee OOC: ((bloo why do you do this?))

Asmodeus : "...I'm really bad at having something to talk about."

Fanta: "Haven't seen ya much lately"

Barchar: (As someone who gets asmr that's probably a good video but hoo is there a large 'no' reaction just seeing it)

Hywel: -He returns said kiss.-

Hywel: "Jobs usually are like that."

Fanta: "Sucks"

Hywel: "I know.@

Döven : so who are you elemental?

Ember: "I'm Ember."

Ember: "I'm not supposed to be here."

Döven : yeah? nor am I

Fanta: "But I kinda wanna have a reliable source of income"

Fanta: "So we can.. yknow, maybe move out"

Asmodeus : "I'm sure your father will be okay with it, Ember."

Ember: "You think so?"

Hywel: "That would be good."

Muffet: yeah.

Fanta: "I am.. getting very tired of living here"

Asmodeus : "Yeah, of course. We'll tell him you were in good hands."

Asmodeus : -He smiles.-

Muffet: yeah the probably feckin will

Barchar: "...Asmodeus, she's Muffet and Fellby's kid. They know."

Schyroton: Hhe knows fufull you snuuck out and let yyou do this.

Fellby: -He's having some fun with Muffet.-

Ember: "Waaaait, really?"

: ((Asmodeus: BECAUSE YOU SWITCHED TO ALLSTATE. -Is actually a black man.-))

Muffet: yup

Asmodeus : "Yeah, they know."

Barchar: "You're not easy to miss, child."

Schyroton: Ppretty much.

Fanta: "Are you?"

Schyroton: Hhe's percepttive.

Hywel: "Yeah, a bit.@

Ember: "Aaaaaah!"

Barchar: "And the other has five eyes. So she's REALLY perceptive."

Barchar: "Hah! Comedy."

Asmodeus : "Heh."

Ember: "Darn, I thought it would be fun..."

Asmodeus : "...Hmm?"

Ember: "It used to be fun when I'd sneak around the castle..."

Asmodeus : "Ah."

Asmodeus : "You can pretend."

Barchar: "Im sure there's some other authority figure against which you can rebel."

Ember: now seems a little miffed.

Fanta: "Place is nice, people are.. very crowded"

Asmodeus : "Are you okay?"

Hywel: "Agreed."

Schyroton: Iit gets quiiiet sometiimes.

Döven : pulls out a knife and starts to sharpen it

Ember: "I thought I was being clever..."

Asmodeus : "Sure does."

Asmodeus : "...Aw. It's okay Ember."

Schyroton: ...Ssorry...

Asmodeus : "Yourw still clever."

Fanta: is petting ea while she talks

Fanta: "You seem kinda quiet"

Hywel: "Yeah."

Barchar: she glares at doven, before looking away again.

Fanta: "Something up?

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Hywel: "I've been talking with Colton though, don't worry."

Hywel: -He shrugs.-

Ember: "I guess..."

Döven : What?

Döven : sharpens loudly

Fanta: "If something's wrong you can tell me"

Asmodeus : "...Can you take that somewhere else...?"

Fanta: internal overreaction intensifies

Barchar: "Guess."

Ember: looks over.

Hywel: "...Nothing's wrong, Fanta."

Döven : Nope

Fanta: "You sure?"

Asmodeus : -He sighs.-

Hywel: "Yes, I'm sure."

Fanta: sighs

Fanta: "Ok.."

Fanta: is not sure he's sure

Fanta: ((Time for wonder trade roulette

Hywel: "Fanta, you're overreacting I can tell."

Hywel: "I'm fine."

Fanta: "Really?"

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Döven : spins the knife around his finger

Schyroton: ...Ththat's connncerning.

Hywel: "Yes."

Fanta: "Ok"

Ember: thinks that's kind of neat.

Fanta: still isn't sure he's sure that she's sure of him being sure

Fanta: does put her head in his shoulder though

Schyroton: would think it was cooler if there weren't people on either side of him.

Döven : begins to juggle the knife with one hand

Fanta: in a pet me or I'll keep going on for a few hours sort of way

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Asmodeus : -He makes sure he's between Ember and Doven. He could most likely block a knife just in case.-

Ember: -Well it's not like getting stabbed's gonna do much to her.-

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Asmodeus : -He doesn't know that, though.-

Barchar: pretty much nobody in here is stab susceptible

: except Valkyrie, who is again sitting on the ceiling

Fanta: ((HOLY SHIT

Fanta: ((I GOT AN EEVEE

Schyroton: still doesn't want people to get stabbed.

Asmodeus : -Plus, being stabbed for him does literally nothing.-

Fanta: ((ON WONDER TRADE

Hywel: -He pets her.-

Fanta: purr

: "stabbing, hm?"

Döven : Nice knife huh? its a wasp injection knife

Schyroton: , hilariously, is the one who would be most affected.

Schyroton: ...

Asmodeus : "...What?"

: "the word 'injection' is...a nice word, you know."

Fanta: with her non-petting ea hand she pets hywel

Hywel: "Love you."

Döven : has an opening in the blade that injections co2 into the victim

: another valkyrie walks into the bar, sitting on the couch as the ceiling Valkyrie phases out

Fanta: "Love you too"

Ember: "Does it inject people with wasps- oh"

Fanta: give a kiss on the cheek

Döven : I replaced the Co2 with Liquid Nitrogen

Asmodeus : -Fire and car- that is worse for fire.-

Schyroton: ...

Fanta: ((TRADED MY EEVEE

Asmodeus : "That's unsafe."

Fanta: ((FOR A MAGIKARP

Fanta: ((HELL YEAH

: ((le fucking kek

Döven : for the person I stab

Döven : holsters the knife

: "stab me, will you?"

Schyroton: gets between Döven and Ember.

: Valkyrie blinks, smiling.

Asmodeus : -Ember now has a ghost and robot ghost protection.-

Fanta: ((I named my farfetchd MV

Fanta: ((And my Froakie Tri

Schyroton: ((why farfetch'd

: (( if you get a gardie or ampharos name it after me

Döven : usually I prefer the mercury filled blades, adds more power to the slash

Schyroton: ((out of curiosity

Fanta: ((Idk

Fanta: ((I wanted farfetchd

Schyroton: ((im more of a steel type person honestly

Barchar: still not very worrying for the current residents though. Three of them don't have hearts, one is still incorpireal, and Barchar's heart hasn't pumped in months

CryingEevee OOC: ((so, you got an eevee from wondertrade, then chained it and got a magikarp))

Fanta: ((That's a pretty far fetched assertion

: "are you stabbing me?"

: "or not"

Barchar: And valkyrie comes back

Fanta: ((Magikarp is actually rarer than eevee

Fanta: ((Somehow

Döven : holds the hand knifes handle out towards Ember, "Care to look at it?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((you mean on wonder trade or in general?))

Fanta: ((WT

Schyroton: does not want liquid nitrogen to go near his friend's kid

Fanta: ((And now another eevee

Asmodeus : "Fire a liquid nitrogen isn't a good combination."

Ember: reaches for the blade anyway.

Schyroton: ...Iit's reallly not.

Döven : lets her take it

Asmodeus : "Ember, would your parents allow you to do this?"

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Schyroton: Ember, be vvery careful. Ii donn't want you to geget hurt.

Fanta: sees if ea is sleep

Döven : see how weighed it is? light as a feather as sharp as a laser

Endling Asriel: -Ye.-

Ember: "I'm just holding it!"

Döven : weighted*

Fanta: gently sets him to her side and gives husbando a real smooch

Fanta: ((Magnemite

: (( Valkyrie respawns 5 seconds later

CryingEevee OOC: ((well that's because eevee is the type of poke that not terrible, but not too gret you wouldn't wonder trade it. but it's better than the route 1 birds and normal types. also there's probably lots from people breeding for either shinies or competitive. but probably mostly shinies))

: (( "stab me again, will you?"

Asmodeus : "Please, be careful. I wouldn't want you to get hurt."

Schyroton: Ii know, but plplease.

Hywel: -He returns it.-

Fanta: ((Everyone IV breeds for eevees first

Fanta: gets into this one, wrapping tongue around his

Asmodeus : "Liquid nitrogen is a lot colder than water."

Ember: has the knife but has no idea what to do with it.

Hywel: -He goes as far as she is.-

Muffet: she isn't concerned about her getting cut

Döven : just don't stab yourself

Muffet: she kinda can't and a

Fanta: unkisses

Fanta: "Is this ok?"

Schyroton: but liquid nitrogen

Ember: "I wasn't gonna!"

Fanta: ((Poochyena

Ember: ((run for your life

Asmodeus : -Yeah. But being cut by a blade that injects liquid nitrogen.-

Ember: ((it's doven's knife

Schyroton: ((stevens knife

Hywel: "Of course."

Fanta: "Ok"

Döven : Don't worry, I know you wont

Döven : has a smug look on him

Fanta: puts her hands on his face and continues

: Frisky 's connection timed out.

Ember: gives the knife back.

Hywel: -He puts his hands on Fanta's back.-

: "you can use me as a demo"

Schyroton: finally relaxes.

: "and then I can use myself as a demo for myself"

Döven : grabs it and flips into the air, letting it land in his holster

Fanta: is hoping ea remains asleep, she not gon fuck with him right there but still

Fanta: wraps her arms around

Schyroton: tensed up again.

Döven : Got plenty more weapons if you're interested

Barchar: "Oooh, sooooooo badass."

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Endling Asriel: -He is still asleep.-

Ember: "... I don't know."

Hywel: "Mm..."

Schyroton: Whho lets a chchild have deadll-- wait, no, Mettaton wwould if he felt it wawas necessaryy.

Schyroton: Ststill.

Fanta: "Mmm"

Döven : Whatever, I'll be around when you want to check out a few

Asmodeus : "I would advise asking your parents, alright, Ember?"

Barchar: "WDG does when be makes them as weapons, schyroton."

Schyroton: Yyeah.

Ember: "Yeah."

Fanta: ms tongue is having a nice time demonstrating the proper way for a homosexual tentacle monster relationship to conjugate with mr tongue

Schyroton: Wait, ththat guy!

Asmodeus : "If not just safety, to have you not get into potential trouble."

Schyroton: 's expression goes sour.

Hywel: -What.-

Fanta: is playing with his tongue

Asmodeus : "He's who made Doven, if I remember correctly?"

Fanta: you fucking normie

Schyroton: Oh.

Schyroton: Sso ththis iis Doven.

Hywel: -That's a fucking odd statement.-

Fanta: well

Döven : Heh, if you have to ask your parents for everything Elemental, you'll never have fun

Hywel: "Mm..."

Fanta: I could have just said

Fanta: she plays with his tongue

Fanta: but i didn't want to

Ember: "I respect my dad, and my mom."

Barchar: "Yeah. That's him."

Fanta: kisses him on the neck

Barchar: "Hot air and vocabulary."

Döven : begins playing with a different knife, a kukri

Hywel: -He keeps his arms around her.-

Barchar: "And reflexes."

: ((Doven: "ALL YOUR HEADS ARE BLODDY TWELVE FEET TALL"))

Schyroton: ...Whho makes a chchild for weaponnry use! Ththat's just... wrong.

: (("GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!"))

Döven : But smart

Barchar: "Hah. Like he gives a shit about that."

Döven : no one ever suspect a child

Fanta: she, in her faintest ideals of a pure jest, doth imbue her canines with the dulcet taste of hywel's epidermis, penetrating slightly in a quite humorous fashion, or so she believed

Döven : makes it easy to get in close

Ember: "..."

Asmodeus : "Jager is trying to help him."

Schyroton: Ii know he doesnn't but... Iit's still horrible to ttake soneone's chchildhood away from them.

Barchar: "Immoral, illegal, and overall 100% wrong in every way. But yes, tactically, it makes some sense."

Barchar: "Nope. Artificial."

Schyroton: Ststill wrong.

Barchar: " made in metal from the DNA of Jager and...some other bitch."

: Frisky 's connection timed out.

Fanta: nibbles on his neck playfully

Fanta: still has the vampire teeth goin

Endling Asriel: -He wakes up. It's not easy to tell. But he wonders where his snugs went.-

Hywel: "...Better not suck my blood..."

Fanta: "I wonder if I can"

Schyroton: groans.

Döven : starts pointing the knife nonchanantly at people he talks to, in a non threatening way, other than a knife pointed at them

Fanta: "Then you'd be a vampire too"

Hywel: "Yeah, I would."

Fanta: "Which would be hot"

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Endling Asriel: -He turns around, seeing all the stuff. He kinda just... Let's it happen, not wanting to Interupt.-

Hywel: "Totally."

Schyroton: still does not like having the knife pointed at him and covers his abdomen whenever the knife is facing him.

Hywel: "But don't:"

Fanta: "But nah"

Döven : You're all acting like I was some kidnapped child

Fanta: checks on ea

Döven : I'm destined to rule my world

Ember: "Mmmhmmm"

Ember: "And I was supposed to get reality-warping powers."

Fanta: ((Final WT tally

Schyroton: Ththat doesnn't really make ththe concepppt of a child beinnng a weapon better.

Endling Asriel: -He is turned around, looking.-

Barchar: "No, doven. I treat you like a shitty child who's destined to end up hit by a car due to his own cockiness."

Fanta: ((Level 1 growlith with clsoe combat, double edge, flare blitz, and morning sun

Fanta: ((Goooooooood shit

Barchar: "And who would get everyone killed if he actually somehow managed to get in a leadership role."

Fanta: "Oh, sorry"

Fanta: resnugs to ea

Barchar: "Excessive practicality wins fights, but not wars, kiddo."

Fanta: ((brb

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Endling Asriel: "...Do you two want to be alone?"

: Frisky 's connection timed out.

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] disconnected.

Döven : you're one to talk mother, you can't even touch me

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Fanta: "No"

Fanta: "We were just kissing"

Asmodeus : "You're calling her mother now?"

Fanta: resnugs

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Asmodeus : "What happened to pushing Jager and her away?"

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Barchar: "I'm not your mother, Doven."

Endling Asriel: "I can go lie down... Tired anyways...0

Fanta: "You can stay"

Endling Asriel: "Alright, but it's okay..."

Barchar: not Said with any anger at all. Blunt as possible.

Fanta: "We have the comfiest bed anyway"

Endling Asriel: -He pretty quickly falls asleep again.-

Döven : grins a bit

: Frisky 's connection timed out.

Ember: seems to be nodding off.

Fanta: "Poor kid"

Schyroton: ...Eember?

Asmodeus : "Are you tired?"

Hywel: "Yeah..."

Döven : Yeah, doubt you'd make a good one anyways

Schyroton: Ddon't be an ass.

Fanta: "I didn't hear anything from the foundation about the other one.."

Asmodeus : -He'd mention that she's well aware of that, but she's prolly gonna say it herself.-

Barchar: "So do I." she waved under her armpit. "Stabbing at air. No impact. None. Zilch. Nara."

Barchar: Nada*

Ember: "Mmmh..."

Fanta: "I'm not exactly the highest up, but I could find a normal goat, I'd think"

Hywel: -He sighs.-

Asmodeus : "Should someone take you home?"

Schyroton: Ddo you wawant to go hhome?

Asmodeus : "Is volunteer if I knew the way."

: I'd*

Schyroton: Ii do know ththe way.

Ember: "... Okay."

Fanta: snugs him inbetween the two of them

Fanta: cute gote sandwich

Schyroton: holds out a hand.

Hywel: "Hopefully you'll find him."

Ember: takes Schyro's hand.

Asmodeus : "May I join on the way there?"

Fanta: "I hope so..."

Fanta: "If not.."

Schyroton: Ssure.

Asmodeus : "Thank you."

Fanta: looks conflicted

Döven : see you around Elemental

Schyroton: nods, leading the way.

Asmodeus : -He gets up, getting ready to follow with them.-

Hywel: "...?"

Hywel: "Hmm?"

Fanta: "It's a horrible thought"

Ember: hugs onto Schyro's leg.

Hywel: "What?"

Barchar: "She's said her name. You don't sound cool. Just pretentious."

Fanta: "There's an scp that can make a replica of someone if.. he's not around"

Schyroton: notices this, chuckling a bit.

Schyroton: Hheh.

Hywel: "...I dunno."

Fanta: "It would seem the same.."

Ember: "Mmmh."

Asmodeus : -He just walks. He is a pretty fluent walker, for not being able to touch the floor.-

Schyroton: Ddo you wawant me tto carry you ththe rest of the wway?

Fanta: "He wouldn't know.. I mean, that's if I can't find him and.. I actually decide to do it"

Ember: "Okay."

Schyroton: Yyou're sure?

Döven : Wasn't trying to be cool

Hywel: -He sighs.-

Hywel: "How can you tell it won't just try and kill him or something?"

Barchar: "Then why not use names like a normal goddamn person?"

Fanta: "It's been tested'

CryingEevee OOC: ((i should actually start that bloo battle i said i was gonna do in rpgmaker))

Hywel: "By what means?"

Fanta: "Am I a bad person for even thinking about it..?"

Hywel: "No just... I dunno about it."

Döven : Yes because you and the other patrons of this bar can be considered normal

: (( what bloo battle

Barchar: "Normal people used names too."

Fanta: "It's a bunch of butterflies, you show them a picture and they become a perfect replica of someone.."

CryingEevee OOC: ((bloo, you said you wanted to be the first one i made a battle for in rpgmaker))

Schyroton: Alllright, c'mere. -He picks Ember up, holding her securely. He carries the fire child home.-

Fanta: "Even down to personality"

Hywel: "How did they test it isn't dangerous?"

Ember: falls asleep in Schyro's arms.

: (( yes

Asmodeus : -He follows. A little behind, and is staying quiet.-

Schyroton: ...Cuut.

Fanta: "It's never exhibited any signs of being dangerouz"

Schyroton: *cuute

Fanta: *s

Hywel: "...Hmm."

: all Valkyries present in the bar disappear

Fanta: "I dunno..'

CryingEevee OOC: ((who wants to be in the party for the bloo fight? pretty sure MV wanted to. who else? there's a max of 4))

Döven : ...So I take it ghost won't be stayin at the house

Schyroton: ((ye

Döven : good

Fanta: "I don't want him to have to lose him, if I can't find him"

Barchar: "No clue. His choice."

CryingEevee OOC: ((and if flame isn't in it, the flame warp spell probably will))

Schyroton: knocks on the Flamesman-Arachne house's door.

Asmodeus : "Do you know of anywhere I can stay? I'm starting to believe I'm not welcome at the house I used to live in."

Asmodeus : -He said that while walking if you reply.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((maybe even a flame wrap hidden somewhere))

Fanta: ((Make hose fight

Ember: ((schyro hears this coming from inside: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_Kth-eMcDk

Schyroton: Ii mean, honnestly, I'm not ssure.

CryingEevee OOC: ((...anyone?))

Muffet: "Fuck my hair's stillx

CryingEevee OOC: ((it can't just be MV))

Ember: ((I'll go ahead

Döven : He'd be doing Jager a favor if he just gets out of his life

Fanta: ((Sure

Döven : Father*

Muffet: "Wet, goddammit"

Barchar: "Sure thing."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'll also need to know what you want to be. MV probably wants to be a mage))

Fellby: -He stands up, zipping up his pants. "I'll get it, dear."

Fanta: ((I wanna be

Barchar: she's gonna back to trying to just shut shit out again

Fanta: ((The guy

Ember: ((Uh

Ember: ((You can make me, idunno

Ember: ((the healer

Schyroton: ((actually a fighter or a mage would be welcome

Fanta: ((Summoner

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'll make MV a mage so they can be a V mage.))

Fellby: He answers the door. "There's my little girl."

Schyroton: Hhey Fellby.

CryingEevee OOC: ((and i dunno how i could make summon in rpg maker. i am noobo supremo to rpg maker))

Asmodeus : "Hello, Fellby."

Fanta: nods off

Schyroton: hands his friend the child.

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

CryingEevee OOC: ((and this is kinda a test anyway))

Hywel: "Night..."

CryingEevee OOC: ((and what do you wanna be, bloo? a vape monster?))

Fellby: -He takes the kiddo into his arms. "Thanks for bringing her home."

Schyroton: Nno problem.

Asmodeus : -He didn't really help with that.-

Schyroton: Bby the way, ththere's a kid wwith weapons, so uh, plplease teach hher weapon safetyy.

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Fellby: "... Jager's shit kid?"

Schyroton: Yyes.

Asmodeus : -He nods.-

: Ember [Ember] is now Fellby [Fellby].

Fellby: "He spoke to her?"

Schyroton: Yyes.

Asmodeus : "Yes."

Döven : pulls out a phone

Schyroton: Kiiiid has a knknife with liquiid nitrogennnn in itit.

Barchar: "Where the hell?"

Fellby: "What the fuck?"

Schyroton: Eexactly.

Döven : ....stole it

Schyroton: Jjust... make sure sheee doesn't get huhurt.

: Frisky 's connection timed out.

Barchar: "Duh."

Barchar: "Anyone I care about?"

Fellby: "He's not allowed to talk to her if he's gonna hand her knives!"

Asmodeus : "Alright."

Schyroton: Ggood to know.

Döven : Nope,

Barchar: "Okay."

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok. unless bloo says otherwise, bloo will be a vape monster.))

Döven : there we go...

Fellby: "... Loo."

Fellby: *look

Döven : puts the phone away

Fellby: "I'm gonna go put Ember in bed."

Barchar: the fuck was he doin

Fellby: "... Also, hey, this is my jacket."

Schyroton: ...Yyeah.

Fellby: "So... I'll see you tomorrow."

Schyroton: Yyeah.

Döven : was typing on the phone

Schyroton: Ggoodninight.

Asmodeus : "Hey, do you know any places there are to stay other than the bar?"

Barchar: well, yes.

Barchar: in the bar.

Fellby: "... Uh."

Fellby: "Maybe you could find a hotel somewhere."

Asmodeus : "Well. I'm broke."

Fellby: "... Good point."

Asmodeus : "I'm not welcome in Jäger's house anymore, unfortunately."

Fellby: "Look. You can stay on the couch for a while."

Fellby: "Our courch."

Jäger Leyline: -never kicked Asmo out-

Asmodeus : "Yeah? I'd really appreciate the help. I'll get right to trying to find some way to repay you, and find somewhere to stay."

Schyroton: ...Ii know that one of mmy frfriends might be able ttto help if hhe could fiind a spot, too, so, Ii could asask him if you'd lllike.

Asmodeus : -You really feel that he thinks he's welcome there after having to deal with both Jager potentially hating him and Doven?"

Jäger Leyline: -also handed Fellby a wad of cash to give to Asmo-

: -*

Barchar: there's no way she's not figuring out what the hell he's doing there

: The surveillance bot blinks.

Fellby: also gives Asmo the cash.

Fellby: "Here. I don't know if you want Jager's money, but..."

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Döven : Think Ember has a phone?

Asmodeus : -He... He can't really hold it.-

Asmodeus : "...Why is he giving it to me?"

Barchar: "Probably."

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Fellby: "Maybe he does feel sorry for you, I don't know."

Asmodeus : -He sighs.-

Asmodeus : "Well I feel bad if he's trying to be nice."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'mma go now. bai))

Asmodeus : "Life is so complicated..."

Schyroton: ((cya ce

Schyroton: Iit is.

Fellby: "Tell me about it."

Asmodeus : "...Not... Life you get my point though."

Asmodeus : "How much is in that stack?"

Fellby: "... I don't know."

Döven : -5000-

Schyroton: Aabout 5000, it sseems.

Asmodeus : "...What would I use money for? Do I need money to get a job?"

Fellby: "No."

Asmodeus : "Also, if you have any idea at all of a job I can actually do, tell me."

Asmodeus : "...Hmm. I guess I can get a hotel with the money, instead of staying here."

Fellby: "Mmmh."

Döven : starts working on the phone more

Döven : gonna see if I can get it

Barchar: "By brute-forcing? Good luck."

Ember: -She's six-

Ember: -With a father who will kick your ass-

Döven : its called hacking

Schyroton: And a robot friend of that father who will also kick your ass.

Barchar: "That's not how hacking works."

Muffet: and a fiancee.

Barchar: And a skeleton and another robot

Asmodeus : "Know any hotels?"

Fellby: "Here? I think there's a small one."

Barchar: And honestly kf Gaster and mettaton hate you, p try much the entire rest of the bar is gonna want you dead

Asmodeus : "Alright. Cheap?"

Fellby: "For travellers, passers through."

Barchar: And it doest fucking matter how good your reeves are, strength in numbers can and will get you killed

Fellby: "It's... chip."

Fellby: *cheap

Barchar: Reflexes*

: ((Also I'm 99% sure brute-forcing is a type of hacking))

Schyroton: ...Yyeah, it's not expennnsive at all and prpretty good considering ththe nightly ccost.

Döven : ((yep because everyone's answer to a character they don't like here is to kill them

: ((Technically cracking but whatever))

Schyroton: ((nah, but mettaton would kick his ass to next week

Döven : ((gotta be able to hit him first

Asmodeus : "Why was that pause there?"

Fellby: "Well, it's not like I use it."

Asmodeus : "that's true."

Döven : tosses the phone

Schyroton: Iit's not ththe best but iit's not terrrible.

Döven : piece of garbage

Asmodeus : "Well, I guess I'll see you around."

Schyroton: Aalright.

Schyroton: Ddo you want me to llead you ththere?

Asmodeus : "Please do. I also need help holding the money... I can do it, but it isn't easy."

Barchar: she smirks

Schyroton: Aalrigh.

Fellby: "See you, Asmodeus."

Asmodeus : "Goodby, Fellby."

Schyroton: puts the money in a small bag and carries it.

Schyroton: Ssee you, Fellby.

Barchar: (I'm still trying to figure out how Barchar might...rank, in laharl's underground. Like, like I've said, I figure she's much more important than mk)

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Barchar: (Because mk doesn't have the virtue of being...bloody Barchar.)

Fellby: yawns, then heads up stairs. He's ready for bed.

Schyroton: leads to the decent hotel

: "That phone had feelings."

Schyroton: ((im going to bed gn

: Drakon shakes his head.

Barchar: "No it didn't."

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Barchar: (Aight)

: "She was hurt when you did that."

Asmodeus : -He manages to get a small room, and goes into it.-

Döven : Think Father is up yet?

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Fellby: ((I'm going to bed.

Barchar: "I don't know."

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Döven : shouldnt you bee more concerned about him?

Döven : that is if you actually even care

: "i have zero concern for him"

Brad: -The teleporter he set up is making some noise.-

: "yet I am legally obliged to have concern for him"

Barchar: "What, do you expect me to be obsessed with what he's doing every second of the day? He's lived through a demon brew that literally should have killed ANYONE. A"

Barchar: "I doubt he's given himself alcohol poisoning."

Barchar: "And if he's sleeping, he can sleep."

Döven : Hmph

Döven : Whatever

Döven : I'm only tolerating you

Barchar: "Feeling's mutual."

Döven : The differnece is I know how you beat you

Chuck: -He literally flies through it, crashing into the ground, causing several negative red numbers.-

Barchar: "Really?"

Barchar: "Go ahead. Tell me. What, pray tell, is my Achilles heel?"

Döven : полис

Barchar: "...You son of a bi-"

: "The thing that can rupture. By your feet."

Chuck: "Fucking... Ow."

: "I hope yours fucking gets infected one day."

: "Because mine did."

Chuck: -He gets up.-

Barchar: her eyes dilate, and her irises fill out. She gets up, trying to get the hell put of dodge. She certainly has the mind to do that.

Chuck: "...What is going on over here?"

Döven : I order you to stop

Barchar: "..."

Chuck: "..."

Barchar: "Dammit." she practically falls over.

Chuck: "...You alright?"

Döven : stands up and walks to the anydoor, "You'll do well to remember,

Döven : mutters, полис, as he leaves

Barchar: she grunts, as it dissipates.

Barchar: "...Fuck."

Chuck: -He goes over, to help her up.-

Chuck: "What happened there? Taking commands from a thirteen year old?"

Barchar: "Fuck fuck fuck fuck."

Barchar: "Yeah, well, I had a mind control trigger implanted for my boyfriend."

: (( the citadel juicebox returns with corrections

Chuck: "...Oh, shit, being forced to take commands from a thirteen year old?"

: (( http://i.imgur.com/AB0op8N.png

Chuck: "That was a goddamn awful idea. What was the word? I think I could say it."

Chuck: "I won't.@

Barchar: "And [i]somebody[/i] went and figured that shit out."

Barchar: "Fuck no. I'm not letting this spread any further than it needs to."

Chuck: "Can you... Remove it?"

: (( I devised this thing called the 4 hour character challenge

Barchar: "...Dunno. I'd have to ask the one who put it in."

Barchar: "And hey. It was enjoyable, before somebody that shouldn't know it knew it."

: (( 1 hour planning, 2 hours executing/creating references and 1 hour for successful execution

Chuck: "Also, two things. First off, I really need Health, second, sorry."

Chuck: "So, what kinda food do they sell here?"

Döven : enters the house

Döven : Hello Father

Jäger Leyline: ....zzz.zzzz...zzz

Barchar: "...God. Fuck didn't even have the fucking courtesy to leave me in a state of calm..." she muttered.

Barchar: "Well, they have-" she rattles off the entire list

Chuck: "...Okay okay okay I'll just take some steak."

Chuck: "Jesus Christ do you remember that by heart?"

Barchar: "Kind of."

Chuck: -He sits down.-

Chuck: "I am inches away from death.@

Barchar: "More like I have a near perfect if not entirely perfect memory."

Barchar: "...Shouldn't people like you be able to respawn or something?"

Chuck: "Well. Yeah. And lose progress. Hence why we heal and revive. What would be the point otherwise?"

Barchar: as both the normal grillby and the surrogate grillby are gone, I vote myself as the surrogate surrogate grillby. Chuck gets his steak.

Barchar: "Im just saying, you sound pretty damn concerned, considering."

Chuck: -He puts his hand on the steak.-

Chuck: -And nothing happens.-

Chuck: "..."

Chuck: -Stil nothing.-

Barchar: "You, uh."

Barchar: "You're supposed to eat it."

Barchar: "With your human digestive tract."

Chuck: "...No, no.@

Chuck: "This usually works."

Chuck: "...Usually works."

Barchar: "This isn't your food."

Barchar: "This is monster food. It still heals, but you have to eat it."

Chuck: -He then just eats it normally.-

Chuck: -How much does steak heal again.-

: ((Like that's an actual question I forgot))

: ((60))

Chuck: -He laughs a bit when the green +60 appears over his head.-

Barchar: "There you go."

Chuck: "That is like, the amount of hp you lose for stubbing your toe."

Barchar: "Hp inflation."

Chuck: -He's exaggerating, but still.-

Barchar: "You'll need a full heal. C

Chuck: "Where can I get one?

Barchar: "Let's see..."

Barchar: "Well. Without worrying about bringing in another dimension's worth of Hp inflation?"

Barchar: "Pie."

Chuck: -He seems to have a new set of weapons floating over his shoulders.-

Chuck: "Pie."

Chuck: "Okay."

Barchar: "Pie."

Barchar: "I don't make the rules, I just know them."

Barchar: -It's some pretty fuckin' expensive pie but chuck gets it-

Barchar: "See, the max amount of Hp you're really ever gonna get is 99, about. When we're talking humans."

Barchar: "Monsters get way more, but the food works way better for them too."

Chuck: -Both don't look like real guns. One is some sort of lightning canon. You assume this because it is a canon. And there is lightning on it. Also, the othe one looks like an assult rifle, but it's completely red, and has one of those "WARNING: EXPLOSIVE" symbols on it. Like on batteries and shit.-

Chuck: -He eats it. A green text that said HP MAX floats above his head.-

Chuck: "Alrighty, thanks."

Chuck: "Also, you know that I'm pretty clever, right? Remember that conversation? When he'd hold his hand at his ear?"

Chuck: "Yeah. I convinced him that that mutes himself."

Barchar: she smirks. "That's cute."

Chuck: "Ye- wait no. Cute?"

Barchar: "Figured it probably wasn't doing shit."

Chuck: "Yeah, I know how to actually mute it."

Barchar: "You know. Cute. Cheeky. Amusing."

Chuck: "Okay. Well, anyways, I am using those weapons he bought for me."

Chuck: "And feeling like shit."

Chuck: "Anyways, anyways, what was with that whole mind control thing? That seems like it can be urgent."

Barchar: "Ugh. I don't know how much he'll use it."

Barchar: "My boyfriend had a really shit kid made from him by my...fucking arch-nemesis, I guess."

Barchar: "We're not friends."

Chuck: "I could translate it but I'd need to say it."

Barchar: "But Jager wants to help him, so, well."

Chuck: "Sounds like a shitty relationship."

Barchar: "Oh, I know what it means."

Chuck: -He winks. Jokingly.-

Barchar: She laughs. Dryly.

Chuck: "Hmm. What does it mean?"

Barchar: "Its Russian. For policy."

Chuck: "...Okay then. Who did it to you?"

Barchar: "Oh, uh, there's a succubus lady that did it. Got some...venom stuff."

Barchar: "We're friends. But I don't know if the concept of UNimplanting that has ever even come up in her head before."

: (( /r/UT on relationships http://i.imgur.com/x7eDT0A.png

Chuck: "Succubus. You know I'm surprised I haven't tried with a. Succubus before. I'd be the type to just be okay with the concequences."

Chuck: "That really sucks.@

: (( "Girls and girls...is okay...but not...boys and boys. But boys and girls is fine."

Chuck: "Is it like something you could eventually get over?"

Barchar: "Eh."

Chuck: "That sucks."

Barchar: "She's a prostitute, if you wanna go."

Chuck: "So that's wh- that seems like a shitty deal."

Barchar: (wait, what?)

Barchar: She shrugs. "You think you're probably going up anyway?"

Chuck: "Pay to be fucked to death."

Barchar: "What? No."

Barchar: "She doesn't kill people."

Chuck: "..."

Chuck: "Oh. Well."

Barchar: "I mean. Spirit of adultery and all, it's certainly getting you a one way ticket to hell. But no sooner than you'd go anyway."

Chuck: "Plus I would feel pretty desperate if I bought someone to sex."

Chuck: "Oh, I've been to hell."

Chuck: "I'm past hell."

Barchar: "Whatever. Just saying. You want a go, have a go."

Chuck: "Well, okay."

Barchar: "And she won't even implant mind control in your head unless you ask."

Chuck: "Alright."

Chuck: "Hey, I have an idea!"

Barchar: "Huh?"

Chuck: "What if they implant a reversal to the mind control, and have the same key word. So it triggers Both and they cancel out?"

Barchar: "..."

Barchar: "I feel like that doesn't make sense but for the life of me I can't say why."

Barchar: "I mean. It's already a toggle..."

Chuck: "Yeah I'm going over that in my head but it sounds like it'll work."

Chuck: "Yeah but, if someone triggers it and doesn't stop?"

Chuck: "Well, put it like this. If they say the word, and it's triggered, but the reversal is also triggered, it will cancel. If it's said a second time, nothing happens, because the first one is a toggle, so it would be turning off, and then the reversal does nothing. Think about it like having a light switch that turns a light on, but it has not power running to it."

Barchar: "..."

Chuck: "It's still trying the events, but not actually being able to do it. The reversal is cutting the power to the switch."

Barchar: "Uh..."

Barchar: "Goddammit this train of logic is making my head hurt."

Barchar: "Like, I THINK it makes sense?"

Barzan: even though you.are conditioning someonw to folloe orders?

Chuck: "You could also try hitting your head with a brick until you forget it."

Chuck: "I have a brick, if you need it."

Chuck: -He's joking. But he does have a brick.-

Barzan: the purpse of conditioning is to become a slave

Barzan: not counteract it

Chuck: "What if it orders you to not take orders."

: Döven [Döven ] is now Barzan [Barzan].

Barchar: "...That seems like a recipe for overly literal disaster."

Barzan: that happens after yhe conditioning starts where you give a commabd to

Chuck: "Im confusing myself."

Barchar: "And they could just day the opposite of what they want me to do."

Barzan: its basically an on and off switch

Barzan: but you are trying to build another on switch

Barzan: it doesnt do anything

Chuck: -He shrugs, and then pulls the brick out of his pocket.-

Chuck: "Get to it, maybe you'll forget by the morning."

Barchar: "No."

Chuck: "...Also I'm just going to leave this here, because I don't know why I have it.@

Barchar: "Blunt force trauma is not going to help."

Chuck: "Joking. I think you may just need to hope they can remove it."

Barzan: gotta say BC

Barzan: thibk youre in a bad spot

Chuck: "...Or get used to being used, I guess."

Barchar: "No shit."

Barchar: "...Nkt talking to you, Chuck."

Chuck: "Have you told your boyfriend that his son is doing it?"

Chuck: "...Okay."

Barzan: thats not very nice to chuck

Barchar: "There's someone else here. Long story. Gonna make me sound schizophrenic."

Chuck: "Oh. Alright."

CryingEevee OOC: ((quick, i need music for the bloo battle))

Barchar: (mac 98 or whatever it's called)

Barchar: "There wasn't anything to tell him until thirty minutes ago. And he's asleep right now."

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok thank))

Chuck: "...Seems like telling him this is important. Brad would wake my lazy ass up, anyways."

Barzan: yeah

Barchar: "Well. He drank himself to sleep."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i just realized. i should work on literally everything but the art first))

Barchar: "Doven hasn't been an easy person."

: ((I need a second opinion on this flame))

Barzan: wake his ass up

: ((https://m.soundcloud.com/jelliese/fallen-down-toriel-song-ambient-remake

: ((Does this sound like something from portal))

: ((Because I'm listening to it and thinking of Portal))

Barchar: "Don't think I can."

Chuck: "I'll do it."

Barchar: (Yes)

Barchar: "No. You don't need to."

: ((WHAT SOMG BECAUSE IT IS PAINFUL TO NOT KNOW))

Barchar: "Look, the kid is leaving me alone for now. That's what matters."

Barchar: (I mean, it's pretty much every sony)

Chuck: "...Alright."

Barchar: (Just got the instruments)

Barchar: (Maybe the main menu song?)

Barchar: (from portal 2)

: ((Don't think so))

: ((Considering I listened to it))

Barchar: (But no one song stands out really)

: ((It just sounds portally I guess))

Barchar: "And I think this is mostly him pointing out he has leverage."

Barchar: "...For now."

Barchar: "I don't think he'll start abusing it yet."

Chuck: "...Take your chances. Nothing I can really do to stop you."

Chuck: -He looks around.-

Barchar: "Yeah."

Barchar: "Unless you use the thing!" she laughs. "Hah. Deep worries masked by comedy."

Chuck: "Can it calm you down?"

Chuck: "Changing emotion?"

Barchar: "Yeah."

Chuck: "I can see practical use in that. Therapy. Just... Feeling good overall."

Barchar: "Yeah..."

Barchar: "Especially for me. Because goddamn, my head is full most of the time."

Chuck: "...Guess that's the peak of how much you can hide your real feelings, huh?"

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Barchar: "I can't really tell my thoughts to shut the hell up and let me relax."

Barchar: "That actually let's me do it. Even if it's mostly by getting rid of 95% of them."

Chuck: -He nods.-

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CryingEevee OOC: ((okay, so something i wanted to do that i'm not sure if i can do, is make flame heal from the burn status instead of get hurt from it))

: ((I get it))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i guess i can make flame get a different status.))

: ((Cause))

: ((They're flame))

Barchar: (Fwwoooooosh)

CryingEevee OOC: ((and make everyone else resist it 100%))

Barchar: (Makes sense)

CryingEevee OOC: ((you're gonna just be fire, flame))

CryingEevee OOC: ((some poorly drawn fire because i can't sprite at all))

Barchar: (acceptable)

Barchar: (Basically, I'm grillby)

CryingEevee OOC: ((well no, you're actual fire. not an elemental))

Barchar: (Even though I'm actually an omniscient ghost girl irl)

Chuck: -He's looking off.-

: ((yes totally))

Barchar: "..."

CryingEevee OOC: ((but that sprite'll only be visible on the overworld))

CryingEevee OOC: ((which you'll be in for like, 10 seconds))

Barchar: "So, how's Brad doing?"

Barchar: (What sprite?)

CryingEevee OOC: ((the fire sprite))

Chuck: "Fine. Currently mapping out this next area. Told me to go take a break."

CryingEevee OOC: ((your overworld sprite will be fire))

Barchar: "Cool."

Chuck: "Figured I'd come here, since that's where our teleporter was."

CryingEevee OOC: ((there's no battle sprites for the party because that'd be more work from be in the spriting department))

Barchar: (Then what's my battle sprite)

Barchar: (Oh)

Chuck: "Lucky bastard gets teleporter."

Barchar: She smirks, shrugging. "How it goes."

Chuck: "I get the ability to curve bullets though, so that's cool."

Chuck: "Not sure why he bought me a gun that shoots lightning. Because I can't curve that."

Barchar: she looks up at barzan. "By the way, 'zan, if you use this, I'm gonna kick your metaphysical ass. I'm trusting you."

Barchar: She looked back. "How well did your bullet curving work?"

Chuck: -He demonstrates at a wall. A literal bolt of lightning shoots out, and it's not that loud, again, but it puts a huge mark on the wall. Which after a bit fades away.-

Chuck: "Pretty well."

Barchar: "Hah, nice, that's fucking cool."

Chuck: "We both have abilities. His is this weird... Electric forcefield thing. Mine is Telekinesis."

Barchar: "Ooh, telekinesis, nice one."

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Barchar: "All I've got is omniscience in this one dimension where nobody gets in fights or tells many secrets."

Barchar: "...because. You know. There's somebody with omniscience in it."

Chuck: "So you can hear my thoughts?"

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Barchar: "Nah. That's one area that eludes me."

Barchar: "If I had to guess, though, it's either something random, oooor me naked. But I'm guessing the first."

Chuck: -He chuckles.-

Chuck: "No, it's definitely the ladder."

Chuck: -Joking.-

Barchar: "You perv." she said, deadpan. "I cannot believe you would do this."

Chuck: "...Joking, sorry."

Chuck: "I wasn't. Seriously."

Barchar: ..."That's-i was playing along. "

Chuck: "...Oh."

Chuck: "Hard to tell, sorry."

Barchar: "It's cool."

Barchar: "You're alright."

Chuck: "Cool, cool."

Chuck: "You know, I could really use the ability to just... Clear my mind for a bit."

Barchar: "Yeah. Freaking tell me about it."

Chuck: "We'ee not doing any of this by choice, by the way."

Barchar: "...Huh?"

Chuck: "We're both criminals sentenced to... Whatever they call this punishment."

Barchar: "...Oh."

Chuck: "Brad managed to get into government databases."

Chuck: "I'm a pickpocket."

Barchar: "...This seems a bit overkill for a pickpocket."

Chuck: "Whay can I say? I was pretty damn good."

Barchar: "Huh."

Barchar: "Well, I don't hold it against you."

Chuck: "Yeah. Apparently, we get to leave though, after we're done. But we don't get to keep any of the money collected."

Chuck: "You can guess where that goes."

Barchar: "Forcing more people through it?"

Chuck: "Straight to making more highways and shit, or whatever things they do with our tax money."

Chuck: "The only reason we can't die, though, is because they aren't allowing us to. Then they wouldn't get anything out of it."

Barchar: "Huh."

Barchar: "Weird shit."

Chuck: "If you're stupid, you can go in there intentionally."

Barchar: "Sounds like you're having fun with it, though."

Chuck: -He shrugs.-

Barchar: "Make the best and all that."

Chuck: "It can go on for years."

Chuck: "And I've only just started."

Barchar: "How long has Brad been going?"

Chuck: "Same as me."

Barchar: "Oh, alright."

Chuck: "We didn't know eachother before this. It's been a couple months."

Barchar: "You just said 'I' instead if 'we'."

Chuck: "Yeah, I meant we."

Chuck: "Guess that's my ego."

Barchar: she shfugs

Chuck: "Hey, does this count as a date?"

Barchar: "What, need it for a punch card or something?"

Chuck: "Nah, just joking.@

Barchar: "Yeah, I know."

Chuck: "You've got a boyfriend, I'm probably going to joke about my chances with you. Because you have ing a boy friend makes them even lower than they were before.@

Barchar: "...Not just that, but, uh, the succubus is practically also a romantic partner."

Barchar: "And her fiancee to a lesser extent. I've got my hands full, to be sure."

Barchar: "But some dating jokes never hurt me."

CryingEevee OOC: ((alright. some progress has been made, i will make more progress some other time))

Chuck: "woah, what? She's engaged?"

Chuck: "..."

Barchar: "Yeah, weird, right?"

Barchar: "Anyway, hey, also, if you need someone to test out shitty pickup lines on, I'm your gal."

Chuck: "Hey, are you a protractor? Because I'm looking at you from every angle, and I have to say, you're pretty acute."

Barchar: she groans. "Yeah. Like that."

Chuck: "God, that was awful.@

Barchar: "Though I think I'm right in saying that's a bit obtuse."

Chuck: "Nah, it's just right."

Barchar: "...i already had the 'right' pun in there. You're just not up to measure."

Chuck: "Give me a break, it's surprising that I knew those three angles easily."

Barchar: "Fine, fine."

Barchar: (fuck I should sleep)

Barzan: (gn

: ((5 o'clock for me))

: ((I took a long nap and can't fall asleep.))

Barzan: (stay up all night then.

CryingEevee OOC: ((i should sleep too... i won't though. not yet.))

Barzan: ((wannaplay ow then bread

: ((Fucking))

: ((Might as well, amirite?))

Barzan: (1 min

: ((Goodnight flame))

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Jäger Leyline: -is in the bar-

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: yee haw

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Barzan: (whose silva gubber?

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Asmodeus : -He would be in the bar by this point.-

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Jäger Leyline: is hungover

Asmodeus : "...What was that drink that you made Fellby?"

Jäger Leyline: ....piarie oyster

Asmodeus : -He quickly gets te recipe, and makes one. Takes him a few minutes, but he returns.-

Asmodeus : -It took him some time because he wasn't having the easiest time holding everything.-

Asmodeus : -But he made it, and gave to to Jager.-

Jäger Leyline: dinks it

Asmodeus : "..."

Jäger Leyline: ...thanks

Asmodeus : "...Am I a burden to you?"

Jäger Leyline: ?....wht do you say that?

Asmodeus : "

Jäger Leyline: ....

Asmodeus : "...Doven said that I was just going to make you worse if I stayed at that house. I forgot his exact words."

Asmodeus : "You seemed upset earlier. I guess I believed him."

Asmodeus : "Thank you, by the way. For the money. But why?

Jäger Leyline: ....why not

Jäger Leyline: doesn't seem to particularly happy at the moment

Asmodeus : "...I more mean... What did you want me to use it for? I'm currently using it to stay in a hotel, so thank you..."

Jäger Leyline: ...didn't you want to hook up with someone?

Jäger Leyline: why you are talking to Fellby

Asmodeus : -He nods.-

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Jäger Leyline: ...there you go

: (('Ello

: ((hi

Asmodeus : "...Hmm. I appreciate it..."

Jäger Leyline: (hey

Asmodeus : "...I'm sorry. For everything. I'm going to go think for a bit, alright?"

Jäger Leyline: ....alright....

Asmodeus : -He leaves.-

Jäger Leyline: ....

Chuck: -Meanwhile, he is sleeping next your waifu, from last night. Not on her or even leaned. In fact sprawled out the opposite way, but there anyways.-

Jäger Leyline: ....

Jäger Leyline: doesn't care

Chuck: -He wakes up.-

Jäger Leyline: ...

Chuck: "...Sup."

Jäger Leyline: ...

Chuck: "Dies this count as sleeping with a girl?"

Chuck: -Said jokingly.-

Jäger Leyline: No

Chuck: "...Yeah I know, that's he point."

Jäger Leyline: said bitterly

: ((Jäger: You gotta dance like Jäger first

Chuck: "Do you know her bf?"

Jäger Leyline: ...yeah I do

Chuck: "Hmm. Got a name? I was talkin to her last night, and she's sleeping. Some stuff she wanted to talk about."

Jäger Leyline: ...such as..

Jäger Leyline: ?

Chuck: "...Well stuff having to do with mind control."

Jäger Leyline: yeh and?

Chuck: "Some kid having the switch. The keyword, or whatever. I know it know but I'd never say out loud. But I heard the kid say it."

Jäger Leyline: uh huh

Chuck: "Probably would be shit at pronunciation, anyways."

Jäger Leyline: yep

Chuck: "...You her bf?"

Jäger Leyline: uh huh

Chuck: "...Hm. Well, there you go. "

Jäger Leyline: okay

Jäger Leyline: face plants on the counter

Chuck: "Just uh... Thought you might want to know that, just in case. That word seems-"

Chuck: "..."

Chuck: "You good?"

: Jäger is dead /s

Jäger Leyline: ...

: Imagine if Yaz killed off Jäger like that

: ((Dies on a broken aneurysm from hitting his head on the counter))

: Of*

Chuck: "...I feel like you aren't good."

: ((Brb shower))

Jäger Leyline: ...whatever gave you that idea

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: [I]Why, Bread[/I]

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Jäger Leyline: ((duh du du du duh, thats bread

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: ((Watch as he takes a fucking hour

: ((1 hour shower

: ((Also

: ((Today's 9/11

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: ((Fuck off it was 30 minutes))

Jäger Leyline: ((lol

: ((It takes me 15 minutes to take a shower

: ((I enjoy the warm water))

Jäger Leyline: ((takes me 5

: ((tbf taking a 1 hour shower feels pretty good

: ((I go slowl because it's like it's raining a jacuzzi

: ((Who tf wouldn't want to have jacuzzi rain))

: ((Not literally jacuzzi, just the warm water in them))

Jäger Leyline: is still face down

Chuck: "...Sure it'll be alright. Maybe you can change the key word. Or remove it all together. Right?"

Jäger Leyline: .....sure

Chuck: "Isn't he your kid?"

: ((There's a jacuzzi in my parents's house

Jäger Leyline: .....who are you excatly?

: ((It's pretty fuckin' nice

Chuck: "Chuck."

: ((Ikr))

: ((IIRC there was a button that made a fuckton of bubbles

: ((And I covered my entire body in it except for my face

: ((It was beautiful

Jäger Leyline: ....

Chuck: "..."

Jäger Leyline: dooesn't move

Chuck: "..."

: AD cauterizes the wound!

Chuck: "Welp."

: Why is that even relevant

: It isn't

Jäger Leyline: ....I'll look into later

Chuck: "Cool."

Jäger Leyline: ....

Jäger Leyline: ...anything else I should know

Chuck: "...Ill tell you if I ever see the kid control her."

Jäger Leyline: ...okay...

Jäger Leyline: ......

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Jäger Leyline: .....I never answer that jids question.....

Chuck: "Huh?"

Jäger Leyline: kids*

Chuck: "What question?"

: ((hi flame

Jäger Leyline: .....

Jäger Leyline: ...the burden one

Chuck: "hmm."

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: ((hi dd

Jäger Leyline: .....

Chuck: "Not sure what you're talking about."

Jäger Leyline: ...you werent there

Jäger Leyline: ..doesnt really matter

Chuck: "...Alright."

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Chuck: "..."

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Barchar: she actually fell asleep, eventually. She dud not however, manage to get her head to chill. Dreams are still going fucking mad.

DamnDude: [[ Hello ]]

Jäger Leyline: ...

Chuck: "..."

Jäger Leyline: ((gey

Jäger Leyline: hey*

Barchar: and now she has a brand new worst case scenario for her head to play out over and over again

DamnDude: [[ Time to get my grey gay horses ]]

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Chuck: "Want me to wake her up?"

Jäger Leyline: nope

Chuck: "Alrighty. Does she get sleep often?"

Jäger Leyline: nope

Jäger Leyline: let her

Jäger Leyline: ....where is.....Asmo...

Chuck: "...Dunno?"

Jäger Leyline: .....

Jäger Leyline: passes out

Barchar: well then

Jäger Leyline: (bed.time

Jäger Leyline: ((gn

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Barchar: she twitches a bit, before being...rather clearly thrust out of sleep. If chuck pays attention, he can see about a half second of her pupil undilating. "...Hi."

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: ((I'm playing Pokémon Gold

: ((I named my Cyndiquil Flame

: ((Because why the fuck not lol #original #fuckyes #MACHINEGUNSFORNOREASOM

Chuck: "Mornin."

Barchar: (Ooh neat I like cyndaquil)

Barchar: "...Hi."

Barchar: "Jager is here." she observed.

: ((Fuck Cyndaquil*

: ((Wait no

: ((Don't fuck Cyndaquil

Chuck: "Yep. I told him stuff so you didn't have to."

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Barchar: "Thanks."

Barchar: (then I'd be fucking myself)

: ((Flame just fucked up a Pidgey

Barchar: (outta my way bird bitch)

Barchar: she sits up, groaning.

: ((Flame is also male so

: ((Flame is a Cyndaquil confirmed

Barchar: (no, I'm an omniscient ghost girl)

Barchar: (But I'll take a cyndaquil as a backup)

: ((Wait holy fuck Cyndaquil had an oran berry

: ((I didn't know that

Chuck: "You alright?"

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: ((OKAY THERE ARE PIDGEYS EVERYWHERE

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Barchar: "Meh."

Barchar: "I'm rarely okay. This is pretty normal."

Barchar: "In a somewhat paradoxical cade of apathy, I feel pretty okay with not being okay."

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Chuck: "...Okay then."

Barchar: she sighs, leaning back

Chuck: "Well, I should get going. I'll see you around?"

Barchar: "Sure. I'm here a lot."

Chuck: -He nods and heads out.-

Asmodeus : -At some point, he returns.-

Asmodeus : "...Hey mom."

Barchar: "Hey Asmodeus

Asmodeus : "...Did Jager leave?"

Barchar: "He passed out."

Asmodeus : -He nods.-

Asmodeus : "...I feel bad. But at the same time I feel neglected."

Barchar: she shrugs. "Isa complicated situation."

Asmodeus : "He gave me money though. I presume to pay for Muffet or Fellby, but for now I'm using it to pay for a hotel, maybe find a job."

Asmodeus : "Get together with someone."

Barchar: "Cool."

Asmodeus : "I would probably waste half of it on them."

Asmodeus : "It's really expensive."

Barchar: "Yeah, well..."

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Asmodeus : "Fellby said his cheapest was like... Fifteen hundred."

Barchar: "He much do Jager give yu"

Asmodeus : "Five thousand."

Barchar: "Five thousand what?"

Asmodeus : "It's more than enough, but I don't want to sleep on Fellby's couch. I fee that's... Kinda leeching off of him, and inconvinient."

Asmodeus : "G."

Barchar: "Huh."

Asmodeus : "...Yeah. I'd have Three thousand after a week left if I paid for the cheapest, considering Muffet has the same rates."

Barchar: she sh

Barchar: Shrugs

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Asmodeus : "What do you think I should do?"

Barchar: "Don't know. I really don't."

Asmodeus : -He sits next to them, and leans on them.-

Barchar: she has no problem with us

Asmodeus : "I can't make a decision."

Barchar: This*

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DamnDude: [[ So Im being framed now for my former mod work on leaking things ]]

Asmodeus : "I like Schyro."

Asmodeus : "They're nice. Others are too.""

Barchar: "Yeah. He's cool."

Asmodeus : "Do you know anyone else like them? Who, Perferably, isn't taken?"

Barchar: "'Like them'?"

Asmodeus : "Similar in personality.@

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Barchar: "Not really."

Barchar: "Just...you can't really force it, I guess."

Asmodeus : "Oh, yeah, Schyro doesn't think of me in any way romantically."

Asmodeus : "I was just wondering If I could find someone else."

Barchar: "That's not what I mean."

Asmodeus : "...Hmm?"

Asmodeus : "Force what?"

Barchar: "Like, even if somebody else was like Schyro."

Asmodeus : "Oh, no, of course."

DamnDude: [[ I have to go fuck up this faker ]]

Asmodeus : "I would try to find out if they would like me. With kind flirting, I wouldn't force them into anything."

Asmodeus : "I'd I thought I had no chance, I would stop trying."

Barchar: "Alright."

DamnDude: [[ Theres somebody who made an alt and posted my opinions as their own about the mod (How the leadership isnt working and the mods gonna fail) and proceeded to leak shit. ]]

Fellby: ((Fuck 'em up/

Barchar: "I'm just saying, this kind othing doesn't usually lie to be looked for."

DamnDude: [[ I will as soon as i know who the fuck did it ]]

Fellby: ((isn't there like, a discord id number?

DamnDude: [[ It was on the isaac sub reddit ]]

Asmodeus : "Yeah..."

Fellby: ((I'd start by proving it wasn't -ooooh

DamnDude: [[ So a lot of people saw it ]]

Fellby: ((Well, still

Fellby: ((If you need back up, I can probably say it wasn't you

DamnDude: [[ They even put themselves as No One Important because i said my opinion didnt matter when i left the mod. ]]

Barchar: (thats fucked up right there)

Asmodeus : "I really appreciate your efforts in helping me."

Asmodeus : "I can't stress that enough."

DamnDude: [[ And now its going to look like i did it because i asked to be removed from the mod maker list until they find out what happened ]]

Barchar: "You don't ND to. I get I by now."

Fellby: ((Well, shit

DamnDude: [[ Im being framed at all sides ]]

Asmodeus : "I want to."

Asmodeus : "Makes me feel better, to be honest."

Barchar: "Fair enough."

Asmodeus : "..."

Asmodeus : "..."

Barchar: "..."

Asmodeus : "Life is hard."

Barchar: "Yup."

DamnDude: [[ ...I am now working with the mod team i left to find out who the fuck framed me ]]

Fellby: ((Hey, at least they're willing to help you with this.

Barchar: (sounds like a movie plot)

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Asmodeus : "Life is slightly less hard when you have friends though.

Barchar: "Indeed."

Asmodeus : -He sighs.-

Asmodeus : "I have nothing to talk about."

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Barchar: "Me neither."

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Asmodeus : "Ech."

Asmodeus : -He just keeps leaning into BC, not talking.-

Laharl: https://www.reddit.com/r/bindingofisaac/comments/3t6162/psa_glowing_hourglass_is_the_answer_to_literally/

Laharl: I fucking love this post

DamnDude: [[ Im supposed to be on vacation and i am now proving my innocence by finding the faker ]]

Laharl: ((Good luck, need help? I dunno if I can do much

DamnDude: [[ I think we might be at a point where we can find out who did it because they attempted to change one thing in the doc sharing ]]

Fellby: ((Question: did you tell anyone else you were going on vacation? This was a VERY good time to do this.

DamnDude: [[ I told one person, but theyre just bellow leader ]]

Fellby: ((Mmmh.

Barchar: she sighs

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Asmodeus : -He sighs too.-

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Gaster: wanders into the bar.

Asmodeus : "Hello, Gaster."

Gaster: blinks at Asmodeus. "Have we met?"

Barchar: "Hi, guardian." she sad, smiling

Asmodeus : "Ive caught your name."

Asmodeus : "I haven't really introduced myself. I'm Asmodeus."

Gaster: "Well, you already know who I am."

Asmodeus : "It's a pleasure to meet you."

Gaster: "And it's a pleasure for me too."

Laharl: Shit today is /11

Laharl: I didn't even realize

Asmodeus : -He sits up.-

Gaster: ((Today is also my grandfather's birthday

Barchar: (unfortunate birthday)

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Gaster: ((yeah

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Asmodeus : "How are you?"

Gaster: "I'm doing fine. I've got some work to do, but..."

Gaster: "Well. I can do it here."

Barchar: "Cool."

Asmodeus : "What kind of work?"

Asmodeus : "Anything I can assist in?"

Gaster: pulls out a notebook. "Decoding cyphers."

Asmodeus : "Hmm."

Barchar: "Oh, I can probably help with that."

Asmodeus : "Not exactly sure I'd be great at that."

Gaster: "Hm, do you want to give it a crack, Barchar?"

Barchar: "Sure."

Asmodeus : "May I help?"

Gaster: "Well, go right ahead."

Gaster: shows Barchar the notebook. The language is... snakey.

Laharl: ((>Accidently open secret room

Laharl: ((>Skeleton key

Laharl: ((:DD:D:D:D:D:D::D

Asmodeus : "..."

Barchar: "...Are you sure this is a Cypher and not just a regular language?"

: ((Skeleton key is rare, iirc))

Laharl: ((I found something called Leo

Laharl: ((So I don't need bombs TOO desperately\

: ((Leo is alright))

Barchar: (yeah, skeleton key is really rare)

Asmodeus : "Hmm."

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Laharl: http://prntscr.com/cgstem

Barchar: she goes through the obvious one. Substitution for English?

Gaster: "Well, it is a regular language, but it's a cypher language."

Asmodeus : -While she does that, he looks for any similarities to pre-existin languages.-

Gaster: "I think ... yeah, it's a substitution for english."

: existing*

Gaster: "... And I tried Esperanto first."

Gaster: "What the FUCK was I thinking?"

Barchar: "Why the hell would you do ESPERANTO first?"

Gaster: "Look! The snake people are weird enough!"

Asmodeus : "Snake people. That's new."

Barchar: "Do snake people usually speak Esperanto?"

Gaster: "I... no."

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Fanta: ((Hiya

Laharl: 'How to Jump'

Barchar: "Then I still don't-whatever."

Barchar: knowing it's English, it shouldn't be too hard to figure out

Gaster: "Okay... we just look for the most commonly-occuring one now. That's most likely the letter E.

Fanta: ((Laharl how do i get a stick

Laharl: ((What

Laharl: ((On showdown?

Fanta: ((Xy

Laharl: ((Rare hold item on Farfetch`d

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Fanta: ((Fuck mine didn't have one

Barchar: "Yes. I'm aware how to do a substitution cipher."

Fanta: ((And farfetchd sucks without it

Barchar: "Of course, consider that it might be encrypted more past that."

Gaster: "Hm... good point."

Laharl: ((Dude

Laharl: ((Farfetch`d sucks even wth it

Laharl: ((Thats a horrible pokemn

Laharl: ((Aaaand I just got killed by Mega Maw

: ((Get fucked))

Laharl: (('Libra' 'You Feel Balanced'

Laharl: ((Fuck does this do

Fanta: ((Oh that one sucks

: ((GET FUCKED))

Barchar: (it depends)

Fanta: ((It balances all your stats

: ((It makes all your stats balanced))

Barchar: (if you get soy milk you're freaking already winning)

: ((Aka if you have super high attack))

Fanta: ((So if you have a really good stat then ripppp

: ((It gives that attack to other stats))

Laharl: ((I got it as my first item

Barchar: (Which is good if you have a high Stat and it actually uses it. But I really don't fucking know how it works)

Laharl: http://prntscr.com/cgsybq I can live with it

: ((It's good you didn't have a huge attack build))

Barchar: (>tfw you continue a run from like a month ago and the floor has curse of the lost)

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Laharl: ((Paper Clip

Laharl: ((Master of Lockpicking

Laharl: ((Neat trinket

Barchar: (free gold chests)

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Laharl: ((Oh shit that's awesome

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: ((Callus is better imo))

Barchar: (still need to use keys on everything else, but gold chests are a-ok)

: ((Callus has to be one of my favorites))

: ((Idk why))

: ((It's probably cause I walk on spikes and never find flying items))

Barchar: (cause spikes suck and creep is bull poop)

: ((Also pyromaniac is good))

: ((If that's the name anyways))

Barchar: (Yeah)

Laharl: ((Unicorn Stump

: ((Not 99 bombs))

Barchar: (There's pyro and then there's pyromaniac)

: ((Do you have orbitals?))

Laharl: ((Nope

Fanta: ((Caught another farfetchd and still no stick

Laharl: ((Slar

Barchar: (or something that does something when you contact an enemy?)

Fanta: ((Maybe the guy who trades you ome

Laharl: ((THe stick is like a 1% chance

Fanta: ((FUCKING WHAT

Fanta: ((FARFETCHD BARELY SHOWS UP

Laharl: ((Stump is just bonk atomic punch

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Laharl: ((I've got 28 cents

Laharl: ((And theres a bible in the shop

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DamnDude: [[ My god ]]

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Laharl: (('Temporary Flight' I feel cheated

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Barchar: (The bible is pretty shit)

Barchar: (Just gives you flight for one room)

: ((Skips the mom fight tho))

Laharl: ((Thats

DamnDude: [[ It kills mom and moms heart too ]]

Barchar: (IT does, however, kill mom and mom's heart when you use it)

Laharl: ((Fuck it, i'll hold onto it for Mom

Laharl: ((If I make it to them

: ((It kills the heart?))

Barchar: (If you use it on Satan, however, it instantly kills you)

: ((I thought it killed you if you use- oh that's Satan))

: ((Okay))

Barchar: (yup)

DamnDude: [[ Also i might have found out who did the fuckery ]]

DamnDude: [[ And chime was right, it was the possibly the one guy who knew i was out of town ]]

Laharl: ((I unlocked Lazarus

: ((Fuck that guy))

Gaster: ((Glad I could help you

: ((Do you like having one pill when you start a run?))

DamnDude: [[ Because he made an editable link ]]

: ((Then Lazarus is your pick()

DamnDude: [[ And no one else did that level of access ]]

Barchar: (Do you like having a shitty character? Then you'll like Lazarus)

Barchar: (ONE random pill. A regen that leaves you at two hearts with a slight damage up and anemic.)

DamnDude: [[ Lazarus is slightly worse isaac who becomes slightly better isaac pre D6 ]]

Laharl: ((I just walked into a troll bomb

Laharl: ((Thinking it was a pickup

Laharl: ((Fuck my life

Laharl: ((THis is almost as bad as me flawlessing monstro, and then walking into a campfire

: ((I think that's why it's called a troll bomb))

Laharl: ((Tammy's head

: ((That's okay))

: ((Could be exceptional on good runs))

Barchar: (Tammy's head is good most of the time, amazing with brimstone)

Laharl: ((Tiny Planet

Laharl: ((I recognize this from HEad Trauma

Laharl: ((I think I just fucked myself

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: ((Yeah probably))

Laharl: ((HOLY SHIT

Laharl: ((Tammy's Head with Tiny Planet

Laharl: ((Makes a fucking death orbitar shield

: ((Tiny planet plus brimstone is amazing though.))

Barchar: (oh, yeah, Tammy's head plus tiny planet is probably alright)

: ((Tech items are also good with it))

: ((Any lazer, really))

Laharl: (( http://prntscr.com/cgt5fv fUCK YOU

Laharl: ((i'm gonna go get my bible back

Barchar: (I men, it doesn't change that much)

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Laharl: ((What does The Sun do

: ((Reveals he whole map, damages the room your on, and fully heals you iirc))

Laharl: ((What

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Barchar: (yup)

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DamnDude: [[ So that was wrong ]]

: ((Did you accuse the wrong person?))

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Laharl: ((Match Book from Gurdy

DamnDude: [[ I didnt fully accuse anyone yet ]]

: ((Matchbook gives 2 black hearts and an evil upgrade))

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: ((Which I don't remember is that does anything))

: (('Ello, Time))

DamnDude: [[ Just the person who i suspected didnt do it possibly, and they do have a reason to make a link ]]

Barchar: (The two black hearts are the evil up)

Gaster: ((hey, time

: ((Oh))

Barchar: (And it also drops some bombs)

DamnDude: [[ Basically everyone there did a stupid ]]

: ((That too))

Timeywim: ((Hey!))

Laharl: ((Ring Worm and Tiny Planet

Laharl: ((What the actual fuck

Gaster: ((i forgot asriel got fucking arrested in my tomodachi life

Barchar: (oh God laharl)

Fanta: ((These asswipes on the gts want a genesect for a farfetchd

: ((Was it for polygamy))

Laharl: ((I WANT TO USE THIS

Laharl: ((SO BADLY

Laharl: ((I WANT TO TEST IT FOR A ROOm

: (( ohai

Timeywim: ((The GTS sucks ass.))

Fanta: ((Its not even shiny

Gaster: ((no it was for putting hot mustard on vader eloha's pot stickers

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: ((Spiny spining shots))

Fanta: ((And it has no stick

: (( "The GTS sucks ass" leaves

Laharl: ((Oh my gooood

Laharl: ((Tammy's Head

Fanta: ((My quest for stick continues

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Laharl: ((Just makes a fucking spinning spinning nuke

Timeywim: ((Yes.))

: ((Are you having a seizure from the shots))

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Laharl: http://prntscr.com/cgt8l3

Laharl: ((THey are FLYING THROUGH WALLS

: ((They aren't))

Laharl: ((THIS IS SURPRISINGLY EFFECTIVE

: ((They're flying over))

: ((Tiny planet raises shot height a lot))

: (( How the fuck can hl2 run on windows 98

Fanta: ((Quickly and efficiently

Laharl: ((Dude

Laharl: ((This is working well

Laharl: ((It's making like a death field across the entire room

: ((Then you're gonna fight adversary))

: ((And get fucked))

Laharl: ((Also just got a steam sale

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: ((Are you having a good run))

Laharl: ((27 coins

Laharl: ((Decent upgrades

Gaster: ((here's asriel going to jail: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsFzThCVYAAJ_7T.jpg

Laharl: ((Stigmata

: ((That's good))

: ((Iirc it's a damage upgrade))

Laharl: ((>Drops Wiggle Worm

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Laharl: ((I'll stick with Ring Worm

: ((Inb4 you find rainbow worm))

Gaster: ((also i don't remember taking this screencap but muffet's cracking me up https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsFzwBvVMAArQ-X.jpg

: ((Is jontron on the right))

Gaster: ((yes

Muffet: ("I'M GONNA FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT")

Laharl: ((Unlocked MAgdalene

Laharl: ((Just fuckin' flawlessed Mega Fatty

: ((Do you like having and extra heart but having shit everything else))

Fanta: ((My stick quest shall be postponed until i get a noibat with frisk

Laharl: ((Got <3

Laharl: ((Deal with the devil

: ((Then Magdalene is your character))

Barchar: (do you like trying to be a tank in a rogue like based on dodging?)

: ((<3 is good))

Laharl: ((Quick, can I unlock Azazel if I just take both of the items in ehre

Fanta: ((Make 3 deals with the devil to get azazel

Fanta: ((Need 3

Barchar: (If you're fucking weird, then I guess youd like maggy)

Laharl: ((Shit

Laharl: ((Theres only two

: ((Then))

Laharl: ((Fuck it, I took Lord of the Pit

: ((Don't get red heart damage next floor))

: ((Blow up beggars))

Laharl: ((Depths I

Laharl: ((This is the farthest i've gotten

Laharl: ((>Instant Kills Wrath

Fanta: ((Those bosses are sucky

: ((Which one is wrath again?))

: ((He's bomber man right?))

Barchar: (red hirseman)

Fanta: ((Bomberman

Gaster: ((why has cthulu not proposed to his gf yet

Barchar: (Wait no, that's war)

Barchar: (yeah wrath is bomberman)

: ((I did a remember))

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Laharl: (( http://prntscr.com/cgte6j Any idea how fucking hard it is

Laharl: ((To hit something from behind right now

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: ((Very))

Fanta: ((Xy is very fun not blind

: ((Laharl))

: ((Git Gud))

Laharl: ((Ghost Baby

Fanta: ((Buy the shovel

: ((Oh man ghost baby))

: ((That's so))

: ((Bad))

Laharl: ((What is this shit

Laharl: ((What is this fuckers tear rate

: ((You want dry baby))

Laharl: ((You're shooting so slow I think I saw Goku charge his spirit bomb outside

: ((Dry baby is the better dead baby))

Laharl: ((>The Hollow

Laharl: ((>Double Trouble

Laharl: ((Fuuuuuck you

Laharl: ((Theres four of them

: ((fucked))

: ((FUCKED))

Barchar: (the hollow is fiiiine)

Laharl: ((Nvm Tammy's head just murdered three of them

: ((Oh))

Fanta: ((Hollow is easy

Fanta: ((It's an easymode moldorm

Laharl: http://prntscr.com/cgtga3

: ((Oh hollow is just the shittier what the name))

Barchar: (Larry jr)

Laharl: GETTING THEM ISAAC CARDS MANG

: ((Did you get access to having friends))

Laharl: ((Yeah

Laharl: ((Why am I fighting edmund mcmillain

: ((Right, you bought Issac))

Laharl: ((Sorry 'Ultra Pride'

Barchar: (Because ultra pride)

: ((He's just pride with a little more hp))

Barchar: (he's more like sloth)

Laharl: ((The Left Hand has appeared in the basement

Fanta: ((Don't

Fanta: ((It sucks

Laharl: ((I feel like i'm earning TF2 achievments all over again

Barchar: (Left hand turns every chest into red chest)

: ((Left hand doesn't suck))

Barchar: )ALL OF THEM.)

Laharl: ((Uh

: ((Left hand is good))

Fanta: ((And red chests

Laharl: ((No.

Fanta: ((Are not great

: ((I'm sorry))

Laharl: ((Red CHests have troll bombs spiders and dead cats in them

: ((But I like getting guppy items))

Fanta: ((They can have ok rewards but at be- what

: ((Because that gives you an op transformation))

Barchar: (Red chests are occasionally good, but most often shit)

Fanta: ((I thought the best they could drop was spirit hearts

: ((Hell no))

Barchar: (You can get guppy items from red chests)

Laharl: ((One coin away from cain

: ((They can drop like, all the guppy items))

Barchar: (and a port to the devil room)

: ((Collar, 9 lives, guppy' head, guppy' paw))

Barchar: (not at the same time I mean)

: ((Not sure about hair all))

Barchar: (but separately)

: Ball*

Laharl: ((I GOT 56 COINS

Fanta: ((I hate 9 lives, but the others are good

Laharl: ((TO WASTE ON AN ARCADE

: ((Nine lives is good))

: ((Depends when you pick it up))

Barchar: (The problem with nine lives)

Laharl: ((Skatole

Laharl: ((Fly Love

Barchar: (Is if you couldn't do the room with as much health as you had at the time, how the fuck you gonna do it with one heart)

: ((If you only got spirit hearts))

Fanta: ((Unless you get it very early run, it fucks you hard

: ((It gives you health))

: ((And nine extra lives))

Barchar: (no)

Barchar: (IT takes away all your fucking health)

: ((What? iirc, it gives you a red heart if you only have spirit hearts))

: ((Last I remember, it only takes away red hearts))

Fanta: ((It gives you one red heart

Laharl: ((Crack The Sky

Barchar: (oh, I missed that qualifier)

: ((And gives one of you don't have any))

Fanta: ((And takes your spirit hearts

: ((OH GOD CRAXK THE SKY))

Fanta: ((Iirc

Barchar: (No, it doesn't take your spirit hearts)

Fanta: ((O

Barchar: (it just sets your red hearts to 1)

Laharl: ((What do this do

Laharl: ((And is it worth dropping my amazing tammy head seizure

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Barchar: (But honestly, unless it's my last guppy item ID only take it on the lost)

: ((Sets Isaac's health to 1. Does not remove Soul Hearts or Black Hearts unless playing as ???.

: ((Don't do it as blue baby))

Barchar: (Nah, Crack the sky isn't that great)

Laharl: ((No offense Lucy but skeleton enemies can go fuck themself

: ((You have tiny planet))

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]((it's okay[/font]

: ((Just stay out of their line of sight))

Laharl: ((Humble Bundle

Laharl: ((Steam Sale

: ((Humble bundle is so good))

Laharl: ((I'm about to fight Mom, do I just donate the rest of my shit?

Barchar: (if you want)

: ((If you want))

Fanta: ((Use bombs on mom

Laharl: ((It jammed

: ((Get fucked))

Barchar: (All is as usual)

Laharl: ((Welp, time to get rekt

: ((Gl))

Barchar: (Can shitty space bar items just stop rerolling into other shitty space bar items)

: ((No))

Laharl: ((HAHAHAHAH SUN CARD MUTHAUCKA

Laharl: ((Unlocked like, four things

: ((Don't forget to go to th selected room now))

Fanta: ((Oooooo knock off

: Secret*

Laharl: ((I have Mag, Isaac, Cain, and Lazarus

Laharl: ((IIRC Cain is just 'lets get good pillz'

Barchar: (and gambling)

: ((And g-))

: ((You))

Barchar: (and he starts with a key, which is useful)

: ((Bastard))

Barchar: (I CAN READ YOUR MIND)

Fanta: ((I can *bread your mind

Fanta: ((Ftfy

: ((NO))

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Fanta: ((Mv and tri are level 13 now

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: ((what happened to the rp))

Laharl: https://imgur.com/Ll3qV3d

Fanta: ((Whoawhoawowo

: ((I just remembers that this is an rp group))

Fanta: ((The exp share

Fanta: ((Gives 100% to the person in battle

Fanta: ((And 50% to those not in battle?

Gaster: ((yes

Fanta: ((WHAT

Gaster: ((iirc it was like that in... gen 1?

Fanta: ((THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKED IN GEN IV

Gaster: is just figuring out that cypher.

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Fanta: ((I TURNED IT OFF MY FIRST PLAYTHROUGH

Barchar: same

Fanta: ((NO WONDER I HAD A BAD

Asmodeus : -And he's sitting around, not really helping.-

Gaster: "Aaaand... i think we've got it!"

Barchar: "Wooo."

Gaster: "Well, that was fun."

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Asmodeus : "Good job, you two."

Asmodeus : "Tou do that for a job?"

Gaster: "Well, no. I primarily focus on physics."

Asmodeus : "Are you a scientist?"

Gaster: "Yes!"

Barchar: "Gaster is a smart cookie."

Asmodeus : "That's cool."

Asmodeus : "You must me really smart."

Asmodeus : "Do you have scientist friends?"

Gaster: "Yes I do! Lots of them, actually."

Asmodeus : "Anyone who comes here?"

Barchar: "Not really. '

Barchar: "Occasionally, but mostly to meet him."

Gaster: "To be honest, I don't see them much at all."

Gaster: "We're all usually working on our own things.

Asmodeus : -He nods.-

Asmodeus : "Do any of your friends come here?"

Gaster: "Sometimes."

Asmodeus : "Maybe I've met some."

Barchar: "Not often."

Barchar: "You have not."

Asmodeus : "No?"

Gaster: "No."

Asmodeus : "Okay."

Asmodeus : -He leans on BC again.-

Gaster: "I can have you meet one."

: ((That poor referee))

: ((Has a shirt that says "R 34" on the back))

Asmodeus : "Yeah?"

Gaster: ((found muffet a nice outfit: https://66.media.tumblr.com/ebc97e54a0ea998f9dae6dfb051507ab/tumblr_o7zrpiYu8X1sjcqg0o2_540.jpg

Gaster: "If you want, of course."

Asmodeus : "I think I would."

Barchar: (I'm still fuckin trying to figure out wtf Barchar would do in the Ca2tale underground)

Muffet: (The back says 'and a succubus' )

Laharl: ((The question is, who's the fucker ensuring everyone isn't starving

Laharl: ((Laharl's a wonderful king if you want to conquer everything, but he's much better for ruling a society of demons, who don't need to eat, sleep, and pretty much exist for conquering.

Barchar: (...independent farmers and shit I figure)

Barchar: (Though honestly food seems to be pretty much just made by whoever wants to make it. And I honestly don't know where they're getting it from)

Barchar: (You certainly never see a fuckin grocery store)

Barchar: (Napstablook has a snail farm iirc but that's not really food)

Laharl: ((Theres totally a store or two inCa2tale, cause it's not JUST monsters

Barchar: (Yeah)

Laharl: ((If anything theres atleast three people that need to eat human food to survive

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Gaster: ((gems don't need to eat so i suppose they're all safe

Asmodeus : "Are they nice?"

Gaster: "A good amount of them, yes."

Barchar: (Barchar presumably did at some point)

Barchar: (Uh...)

Gaster: ((fellblook, i assume, just eats... ghost shit

Gaster: ((er, food

Barchar: (tryin to think of who else)

Asmodeus : -He nods. He's kinda looking off, into nothing as he talks.-

Laharl: ((Miyu

Laharl: ((Varik

Barchar: (oh, right them)

Fanta: ((Hors

Laharl: ((Vega

Laharl: ((Fairly sure Chalor and Frism need food

Laharl: ((Although they might be able to eat rocks for all we know

Laharl: ((I dont go into detail on p[rismtale diet

Gaster: ((chalor and frism eat gems

Chalor: Slooooowly looks at Jasper

Fanta: ((Just got the image of chalor and frism chasing jasper with a fork

Muffet!Jasper: -Summons her helmet-

Frism:

Laharl: [url=http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/mlp/images/6/67/Spike_caught_trying_to_eat_gems_S01E19.png/revision/latest?cb=20110916203753]Chalor yes[/url]

Fanta: ((How is the exp share not game breaking

Barchar: (Should chalor and frism still have telepathy with each other?)

Laharl: ((Merasmus is shitty at seperating people

Laharl: ((So theyy probably do

Frism:

Gaster: ((some people consider the exp share to be game breaking

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Gaster: (they say it makes the game too easy

Laharl: (([*You wonder why the two guards keep randomly staring at eachother for long periods of time]

Chalor: Oh hey, she's in the bar.

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Fanta: ((This seems pretty game breaking, but whatever I'll use it

Chalor: How did you not notice her?

Chalor: ((EXP share is complete bullshit and I wish they never changed it

Chalor: ((Q_Q

Fanta: ((I need to swap out some of my 5 farfetchds

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Barchar: "Hi chalor."

Fanta: ((So I can evolve some low tiers and get em in my pokedex

Gaster: is kind of tempted to call Thanatos in.

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Chalor: ((You do realize Prismtale humans now canonically eat precious rocks

Chalor: "Hey."

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Gaster: "Hello."

Chalor: ((Fuck it, it's possible for them to ingest it, and they've got 'flavors', but it's generall considered a rare treat.

Barchar: (yeah that makes sense)

Chalor: ((Not worth tackling a buff cheto puff with a helmet that can smack you across the yard for

Barchar: (Chalor would think about it, but not do it)

Gaster: ((they could probably pick up the tiny little gems that are wandering around

Gaster: ((and nom them

Chalor: ((Chalor would do that if Frism wasn't around, or Jasper

Chalor: ((If either one is nearby she's not stupid enough to try it

Gaster: ((gaster: want to hear my impression of jasper?

Chalor: "Yo."

Gaster: ((gaster: my diamond :c

Chalor: "Sup."

Chalor: "Howdy."

Chalor: "Greetings."

Chalor: "I'm running out of ways to say hi."

Fanta: ((https://youtu.be/9JfDLUEeQjs?t=38m51s

Chalor: ((Ouuuch

Fanta: ((Look at how awkward this is

Asmodeus : "Hello."

Chalor: ((Oh by the way guys(

Chalor: ((Don't start shooting off your arms, it's the rule of cool

Chalor: ((Do it once, you're a badass, do it twice, you try too hard

Gaster: ((so what you're saying is

Fanta: (("Hey Akane, why don't we try using the morphogenetic field"

Gaster: ((chew off your arm

Fanta: ((BRO

Chalor: ((Slarv won't let us get away with it twice too

Fanta: ((BRO YOU'RE JUST GONNA

Chalor: ((Also, good luck chewing off your arm Red.

Fanta: ((BRING THAT UP

Fanta: ((ZE3 is so stupid

Gaster: is now doodling in his noteboo.

Gaster: *notebook

Fanta: ((Are you watching this shit

Chalor: "..."

Chalor:

Fanta: is trying to find the smazzy

Fellby: -Well he's at home ding fatherly things.-

Asmodeus : -He is looking towards Chalor.-

Chalor: Maybe you're just seeing shit, but Chalor's hair looks a little bit less, uh, monochrome. Swear to god theres a tiny speck of color or two in the crystals at the end of it.

Fanta: is seriously debating just grabbing the butterflies so ea will be happy

Chalor: "Whatchu lookin' at?" She says to Asmodeus, turning.

Fanta: ((Asmo: Your ass is a square

Asmodeus : "Your general direction."

Chalor: "Why."

Asmodeus : "Why not?"

Chalor: "..."

Asmodeus : "...I can think of a list of why not, to be honest."

Asmodeus : "I apologize."

Asmodeus : -At this point, he's looked away.-

Chalor: "...Did you just apologize f-okay, yeah, sure, apology accepted."

Chalor: ((Character idea: Liartale

: ((Does everyone lie))

Chalor: ((Everyone has a number of their head that records how many times they've lied

Chalor: ((Alphys' is like, 600

: ((Oh shit, imagine it was on your hand))

: ((And goes up real time))

: ((It would make it so hard to lie))

Chalor: ((Everyone has a number on their body somewhere that goes up every single time they commit a bad deed, or lie

Chalor: ((Like a system to force an honest society

: (("I have a big dick."))

: ((-Number on dick goes up.-))

Chalor: ((262.

: (("I love you so much..."))

: ((Ding))

: (("...Fuck."))

Gaster: is humming to himself.

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Chalor: ((Asriel:"Wait shit does it go up every time I get a girlfriend?"

Asmodeus : "What's your name?"

: ((AD: FUCK FUCK))

Chalor: "..." She gets a funny look in her eye.

: ((AD: FUCK.))

Fanta: ((It's just moving so fast he can't see it

Chalor:

: ((Ad has tried to fuck the sun and it ditched him))

: ((It literally went out of orbit))

Frism:

Gaster: ((jasper: please look inside my belly

Gaster: ((... it's caviar

Gaster: ((she's been eating good

Fanta: ((That's a line to begin a vorefic with

Chalor: "Chalor Chart Artost-Dreemurr, Second heir to the Artost lineage, adopted sister of Artsriel Dreemurr, Adopted everything to the Dreemurr lineage, deceased, revived, deceased again, revived. Of sound body and unsound mi-" She keeps. fucking. going.

Fanta: ((OH

Chalor: Of course she remembers every single tiny detail that could be affixed to her name just for this.

Fanta: ((OH TOMODACHI LIFE

Fanta: ((OK

Gaster: "... Oh. Oh my god."

Gaster: ((yeah

Fanta: ((Now i get it

Chalor: The Artost Lineage is some shitty fucking art store her mom worked at.

Gaster: ((sometimes they eat random shit

Fanta: ((Glory to artostka

Gaster: ((like i went to asgore's room to feed him and he was full

Gaster: ((and i checked and he'd eaten spoiled milk

Asmodeus : "That's a nice name."

Fanta: ((im just gonna make the battle factory work so that you can try the same fight till you run out of mons

Asmodeus : "I'm gonna call you Chalor. Is that alright?"

Fanta: ((because fight 3 is killing everyone

Chalor: "She who once made a honey badger care, triple genociders, ruiner of 30 pacifist runs, turning themselves into Neutrals in one bl-" She's still going.

Asmodeus : "..."

Asmodeus : -He's actually listening intently the whole way through, looking at them.-

Chalor:

Chalor: She just, stops.

Chalor: "Yeah sure, Chalor is fine." And sighs.

Chalor: She was just getting to the 16 or so titles she got from being the bae of a Nature Goddess

Fanta: ((One thing to be said about the exp share

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Fanta: ((It makes pokedex stuff much easier

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Gaster: ((yeeeees

Asmodeus : "Alright."

Fanta: ((I got a nice 4iv growlithe with many good moves on wt and i'm leveling it

Chalor: ((I just bred myself a 5IV Swinub

Chalor: ((With egg moves

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Chalor: ((I've already EV-Trained it to competitive glory

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Fanta: ((I would love to competitive mons with an actual 3ds

Gaster: ((I have a gengar, she's fat and I love her

Fanta: ((But I can't breed for shit

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Chalor: ((We should fight

Asmodeus : "Nature goddess?"

Gaster: "Her girlfriend."

Chalor: "Yeah."

Chalor: "her name's Nunja."

: ((Chime: MOVE PLEASE Gengar: no i can't Chime: Damn

Chalor: "Nunya B Snes."

Fanta: ((Man if I could breed

Fanta: ((Imagine the chatots

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Fanta: ((6iv chatots running wild

Chalor: Slar

Chalor: Pass me that friend code

Fanta: ((I have no idea what mine is gimme a sec

Viridi: -A note appears next to Chalor.-

Viridi: -All it reads is "gottem."-

Chalor: She reads it.

Chalor: And smirks.

Chalor: 3926-9201-1073

Viridi: -And then her signature, which is really fancy.-

Chalor: She's half-tempted to 1-up Viridi with a fancy signature and a blood-seal

Chalor: But doesn't, just putting the note away.

Fanta: How the hell do I add friend

Fanta: Wait

Fanta: Maybe got it

Chalor: Want me to find out your Friend Safari?

Viridi: -She'd just one up Viridi back.-

Chalor: I think mine's a poison one with Whirlipede and Ariados

: How do I mess that up

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Fanta: Ok I think I sent it

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Fanta: Viridi = 33

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Chalor: Now pass me your FC

: ((Isn't Viridi already on the counter?))

Chalor: It's the first one on your list, with your name

Fanta: 2578-3278-0404

Fanta: My mii is stupid

Chalor: Invalid

Asmodeus : "What is there to hide?"

Fanta: 3246

Chalor: "God kid, you can't just ask a girl what she has to hide."

Fanta: Not 3278

Fanta: Woops

Asmodeus : "About a nature goddess? Don't gods and goddesses want to be known about?"

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Barchar: "Depends on their purview."

Chalor: "Why don't you write her a written correspondence or something and ask her."

Chalor: "I'm not Viridi's mailbox."

Chalor: Tamyam?

Asmodeus : "...I don't know where to deliver the letter."

Asmodeus : "I just want to know about them, though."

Chalor: "Just like, fold it up into an airplane and throw it up the mountain, one of her plants will proooobably catch it."

Fanta: It's another story

Chalor: "or it'll come down and hit you in the eye."

Chalor: "Both are fine with me."

Fanta: Worse than slarvath

Chalor: Put together a team on your game i'm gonna fite ya

Fanta: ok i have 6 i guess

Fanta: i'm just past gym 1 but ok

Chalor: Oh

Chalor: Well nvm

Chalor: I'm gonna trade you

Fanta: Okie

Chalor: Connect to the internet

Asmodeus : -A letter gets to him. It's a long description of Viridi.-

Fanta: One sec

Asmodeus : "...Well that works too."

Chalor: She just, smirks.

Asmodeus : "She seems interesting. You two are together?"

Gaster: flexes his wings.

Fanta: Kakkarot?

Chalor: "Yes. Because it's not like I haven't said that twice."

Chalor: ((I CAN EXPLAIN

Asmodeus : "Hmm. That's cool."

Chalor: ((I SHARE THIS GAME WITH SOMEONE, WE TEAM UP TO MAKE COMPETITIVE TEAMS

Chalor: ((HE'S A DBZ FAN

Asmodeus : "Dating a literal God."

Fanta: ((DUDE BETTER START THE TRADE NOW IT'LL ONLY FINISH CHARGING BY NEXT WEEK

Frism:

Chalor: "Mhmm." She rubs a smudge off one of her crystals.

Fanta: ((Have a nice farfetchd

Asmodeus : "Where is she?"

Fanta: ((Or I can give you the sick growlithe

Fanta: ((Wait nope it won't let me cancel

Chalor: ((This swinub is atleast 4IV, it's got AncientPower and it's Jolly

Fanta: ((Niiice

Chalor: ((>Connection was interrupted

Fanta: ((Fuck

Chalor: "I dunno, she's a god."

Viridi: -He teleports in.-

Chalor: "I'm sure she's got things to do other than sit in a -no wait she's sending l-oh hi."

Barchar: "Oh, hi viridi."

Gaster: "Hello, miss."

Viridi: "My job is Sooo boring."

Fanta: ((Here's a modest growlithe with some cool moves

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Chalor: "Can't you just rain hellfire on an orphanage to pass the time?" She says sarcastically.

Viridi: "I mean, that's a terrible idea.@

Frism:

: ((You don't rain hellfire on an orphanage

: ((You blow it up

Viridi: "Plus, fire would burn the forest down."

Chalor: ((Want an eevee too?

Fanta: ((Thanks Mr. Laharl

Fanta: ((Sure

Chalor: ((I think i've got a good flareon one

Chalor: ((Brave

Fanta: ((oooooo

Viridi: -She goes over to Chalor.-

Chalor:

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Viridi: "Soooo."

Viridi: "What have you been up to?"

Chalor: "The daily trivialities that come with the passing of seasons, y'know."

Barchar: (HOW FUCKING LONG HAD IT BEEN GFYCAT)

Barchar: (I THOUGHT IT WAS GFYCAT WHAT THE FUCK)

Viridi: "I more mean what has kept you away from this bar?"

Chalor: http://puu.sh/l2PWr.gif

Barchar: "She does have to get an education, likely."

Chalor: "I mean, it's easy. Mainly because i'm years above Frism's grade level."

Barchar: (Now I want a Isaac show animated by sleepy bunny)

Barchar: "But, nevertheless."

Chalor: ((I fucking love that animator, everything looks so smooth

Chalor: ((And Azazel looks adorable

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Barchar: (adorazazel best azazel)

Viridi: "I missed you."

Barchar: (Wait that's not sleepy bunny what am I saying, that's notyoursaggitarius)

Viridi: "And that's a rare thing:"

Chalor: She just, shrugs, leaning back.

Chalor: ((Frism totally uses the fact that Chalor's likely already learned half the crap in school

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Frism: (<"Chalor help">)

Viridi: -Is Chalor sitting down.-

Barchar: (Chalor: <"I'm not your fucking slave">)

Chalor: Yes

: ((yee haw

Viridi: -She sits next to her.-

Frism: (<"IF I'M STUCK DOING HOMEWORK, SO ARE YOU!">)

Chalor: ((Everyone not in the know things Frism must be getting AWFUL stressed with how they're turning monochrome mid-test

Barchar: (Chalor: <"...fuck. Thanks.">)

Barchar: (and her voice is changing)

Viridi: -And leans on her.-

Chalor: (("Frism did you just turn more british"

Chalor: (("IT'S ENGLISH YOU FUCKING SOGGER!"

Gaster: ((frism's classmate: "I don't know why you get so stressed! you get excellent grades!"

Gaster: ((another one of frism's classmates, who has straight a's: *overhears and starts crying*

Chalor: She adjusts her shoulder so as to not stab Viridi.

Viridi: -Like she could just be stabbed.-

Chalor: I mean those crystals are dull, but they'd probly be a little uncomfortable to lean on.

Frism: ("Well when a dead, stabby ghost is in your head, nothing is unstressful.")

Chalor: ((Frism stares into the abyss "Not as bad as Chalor"

Chalor: ((Frism gets shot "Eh, Chalor's worse"

Chalor: ((Frism gazes into the iris, Chalor drags her out to be an ass

Barchar: (Chalor: <"Bitch, I've been through this shit already">)

Viridi: -And eventually she hugs.-

Chalor: ((You think Chalor talks Frism into doing like, a small reset whenever they fuck up a test

Barchar: (Sex has to be really awkward when there's another person in your head that probably finds you fumbling through it Hilarious)

Barchar: (Probably)

Chalor: She kinda, seizes up.

Chalor: ((Chalor's got no interest in it, but she'll totally mess with Frism during it. 'Hey those kinda lok lik-' 'SHUT UP'

Viridi: "...You good?"

Chalor: "Yep, not used to sudden hugs." She accepts the hug, leaning.

Viridi: "Oh, alright,"

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Fanta: ((I have heard stories

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Fanta: ((About tuppers who have posessed their hosts during the fuck

Barchar: (Chalor and frism are fun partially because chalor really, in the end, is not frism's friend. They kind of like each other, but at the end of the day chalor is still a sadistic bitch and frism is still a bit too trusting for her own good)

Barchar: (Wow. That can't end well)

Chalor: ((Eh, Chalor is currently not Frism's friend, more in the sense of Ally

: (("Hey, I didn't know you liked to go oral" "WAIT WHAT- FUCK, THAT WAS MY TULPA"

Chalor: ((Give it a year or two for Chalor to realize Frism's probly not gonna just hand her contorl forever and she might actually start trying

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Barchar: (And when she'd have gone back to, like, a 15)

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Chalor: ((Chalor will probly never go below 13.

Fanta: ((She posessed the hand

Fanta: ((And fucked someone

Fanta: ((Oh i am reminded of the time

Chalor: ((See, ever since you said Tulpas use lots of Emotes in text

Chalor: ((I've been really paranoid around my friend who uses them in every line

Chalor: ((And has said they have MPD

: ((What kind of pizzas did people order last at the World Trade Center?))

: ((Two large planes!))

Chalor: ((Like 'Wait shit which one am I talking to?'

: ((Who are the fastest readers?

Fanta: ((Azzy's gf uses tags before she says stuff

Fanta: ((Although he's only with one alter so it doesn't matter too much

: ((New Yorkers, sometimes they go through 110 stories in five seconds!))

Fanta: ((https://m.imgur.com/ABn0umt?r

: (( i woke up today feeling oddly weak

Fanta: ((Bloo have you seen s3 yet

: ((That's because you held CE all day you fuck

: (( I havent really gotten the time to watch s3 yet

: (( I'll try this week though

Fanta: ((Dew it

Fanta: ((First few episodes are meh

: ((Those puns were just -plane- offensive

Fanta: ((But then the entire second half

Fanta: ((In insane

Fanta: ((*is

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Fanta: ((I got mv the punk wallpaper

Chalor: "..."

: "..."

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Thanatos: -He appears, wearing a polka-dotted sweater vest.-

Gaster: "... [i]Really?[/i] Polka dots?"

Thanatos: -He chuckles. "I like how you can tell you're married to a Mettaton."

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: (("Get over here you scalene fuck"

Gaster: "Yeah, and how I can tell you have no taste."

: (("IM SHOVING YOU DOWN AN INTERDIMENSIONAL STAIRCASE"

: (("Nooo, all these soul stairs-"

Horse: Suddenly horse

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Barchar: "As somebody who's wearing a leather jacket under a lab coat that's way too small for me, I can tell you that looks utterly ridiculous."

Gaster: "See? she backs me up!"

Viridi: -Phone died.-

Viridi: -Rip.-

Thanatos: "Oh, is that another one of your many adopted children?"

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Gaster: -The two chuckle.-

Barchar: "N-"

Viridi: -Is this.-

Barchar: "Well. Yes. Kind of."

Fanta: ((Tri evolves

Viridi: -Is this her Thanatos.-

Thanatos: -He's a gaster.-

Barchar: "Does self-adoption 12 years before we actually met count?"

Barchar: the H, however, does still stand for 'hamazing'

Viridi: -Okay.-

Gaster: "I suppose."

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Barchar: "Mmn. Damn. Then yes."

Barchar: "I'm Barchar."

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Thanatos: "I go by Thanatos."

Thanatos: "I. Um."

Thanatos: -He glances at his hands.-

Barchar: "The Greek God of death. Hm. Okay."

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Thanatos: "I've got poison berry juice on my hands and should cleam that off."

: "..."

Thanatos: -He heads off bc my granddad's here.-

Barchar: "I probably can't get poisoned, but alright."

: grand

: dad

Gaster: -I don't know when I'll be back

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Viridi: "...I'm just going to hope that wasn't the Thanatos I know."

Barchar: "I highly doubt it was."

Barchar: "Not flamboyant enough."

Viridi: "That's true."

Viridi: "Not nearly as annoying."

Barchar: "Wrong color scheme."

Chara_Dreemurr: "...Surprises me that some other Tanatos goes by Thanatos."

Viridi: -The fuck.-

Viridi: -Taht was her.-

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Barchar: hit cd instead of vd?

Barchar: "...Uh."

: No I just did a dumb

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Barchar: "Tanatos is actually not the usual spelling, in general."

: Ch instead of vi

Barchar: "In most dimensions, it'd be thanatos."

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Barchar: Huh

Viridi: "Well, the God Tanatos."

Viridi: "That's his REAL name."

Barchar: "Is Thanatos in most dimensions."

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Barchar: "From the start. Square one. H stands for nothing because it's just part of his name."

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Viridi: "Yeah, but my point is."

Viridi: "Mine was originally Tanatos."

Chalor: ((So I came to a funny thought

Chalor: ((Frism would grow, Chalor's mental image would probably stay the same

Chalor: ((SO you;ve got an adult Frism and a still 14 Chalor in the Zen Garden

Fanta: speaking of cd'@ dhe still in lidbe ontl i wTch the next epjsnonde

Chalor: Holy shit

Fanta: Well

: Nice

: Shit

: Right

: There

Chalor: Speaking of Chiaki she still in Limbo until I watch the next episode

Viridi: "Anyways, Chalor, I was kinda worried you wouldn't come back."

Viridi: "Kinda."

Chalor: "...?" She looks at Viridi with a look of 'srsly'

Barchar: Laharl is rubbing off on you slarv

Viridi: "..."

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Viridi: "I don't know what that face is implying."

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Frism: <"Okay, when did this actually turn into a relationship? I don't remember this. At all.">

Chalor: <...>

Chalor:

Chalor: <...Wow.>

Chalor: "Nah, I wouldn't just leave."

Chalor: "This place is cool."

Gaster: ((I'm back

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Frism: <"I mean, she's basically done everything but straight up Say it>

Viridi: "Good."

Gaster: and Thanatos are trading quiet banter.

Chalor:

Barchar: figures not much there is gonna be interesting to her.

Frism: <...are you okay?>

Chalor: