Fanta: the other smol
Hywel: "Dunno. But you're safer with me, alright?"
Fanta: the sadboi
Hywel: -He holds him to himself.-
Endling Asriel: -This smol?-
Colton: no the noleg smol
Fanta: that smol
Endling Asriel: -Well this smol in is Smazzy's shitty pillow fort.-
Colton: "...Probably."
Colton: there are knife knicks in a few walls and tables from where he almost got the horse
Fanta: "Asriel?"
Hywel: "...Know how to use that, right?"
Colton: "..."
Colton: "Yeeees?"
Hywel: "Good. Cause I don't."
Hywel: "Not for combat, believe it or not."
Colton: "I just..."
Colton: "Try to stab it, right?"
Colton: "Or slice."
Endling Asriel: "..."
Colton: "Or...lacerate."
Hywel: "That's my philosophy."
CryingEevee OOC: ((i normal summon "crying eevee"))
Randy: Schyro got a crying eevee in SCPokemon
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh))
CryingEevee OOC: ((cool))
Fanta: pokes her head in
CryingEevee OOC: ((can i rp it /s))
Endling Asriel: "H-Hello, Fanta."
Endling Asriel: "Hiw are you?"
: How*
Fanta: "I'm good.. I heard something happened"
Endling Asriel: "..."
Endling Asriel: -He goes deeper into the little pillow fort.-
Endling Asriel: -He made it surprisingly roomy, actually.-
: ((It's a literal crying eevee
: ((It has a fifth move slot for using Fake Tears
Endling Asriel: -Like, Fanta could fit in if they crouched, and stuff.-
Fanta: "..."
Fanta: she crawls in
Endling Asriel: -He looks like a sad boi.-
Fanta: "Hey.."
Endling Asriel: "Hi..."
Fanta: she kinda takes a seat next to him
: Frisky 's connection timed out.
Endling Asriel: "..."
Endling Asriel: -He leans on her.-
Fanta: "Is everything ok..?"
Fanta: accepts this lean
Endling Asriel: "Smazzy is gone."
Endling Asriel: "I have no one again."
Endling Asriel: "Everything is bad.@
Fanta: "Oh no.."
Fanta: "What happened?"
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Endling Asriel: "Some... SCP group took him..."
Fanta: "Oh.. them"
Fanta: "I um.. I actually work there"
Endling Asriel: "..."
Endling Asriel: -He stops leaning.-
Fanta: "..."
Endling Asriel: "..."
Fanta: "I don't know what happened"
Fanta: "But I can see if I can find him"
Endling Asriel: -He can't keep doing it, he just kinda breaks down, and cries into Fanta.-
Fanta: hugs him
Endling Asriel: "I-I miss him..."
Fanta: "I know.. I know"
Endling Asriel: "I don't have anyone..."
Fanta: hugs him close
Endling Asriel: -He puts his head under her chin, and silently cries into that area.-
Fanta: rubs the back of his head, reassuringly
Endling Asriel: "I don't want to lose everyone again..."
Endling Asriel: "...Please tell me you can be there for me if he can't return..."
Fanta: "Of course.."
Fanta: "I'm always here if you need me"
Endling Asriel: "...Am so allowed... To lie down with you tonight?"
: I*
Endling Asriel: "Sleep in your bed... I don't wanna be alone..."
Fanta: "Of course"
Endling Asriel: "Can I hold you for comfort..."
Fanta: kinda picks him up and hugs him close
Fanta: "You can do whatever you need to, I'm sure he's ok.."
Endling Asriel: "...L
Endling Asriel: "Okay..."
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Endling Asriel: -He nuzzles into Fanta.-
Fanta: keeps holding him, scratching him gently
Endling Asriel: -He'd probably lie on her chest if he didn't know that it was bad, prolly cause it's like pillows.-
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Endling Asriel: -Not that he's have much of a problem playing it off like that, but he's also not bad.-
Fanta: ((They got destroyed
Fanta: ((By a single, single chatot
Endling Asriel: "Thank you..."
Fanta: wouldn't mind, but she won't exactly say 'hey lay on my tits'
Barchar: (Chatot OP)
Randy: Because fucking Confuse
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Randy: MV dissed Watsky
Randy: So it all went wrong
CryingEevee OOC: ((what's the anti watsky?))
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Barchar: she sighs, glancing around. "...I wonder if Jager's woken up agai by now." she shrugs, deciding to head back to the house
CryingEevee OOC: ((like, who would that be?))
Barchar: (Ykstaw)
Fellby: (((... taylor swift?
Endling Asriel: -He just... Slowly shifts his heads there, and stays quiet.-
Jäger Leyline: emters the bar the moment.she tries to leave
: ((yee
: haw))
Barchar: "Oh. Hi again."
Jäger Leyline: hey
Fellby: is still working off his hangover.
Barchar: "I came back to the bar after I normalized."
Barchar: "Talked to Asmo."
Fellby: -By eating pinecones.-
Fanta: scritchy scratchy ears
Fellby: -They're a sort of comfort food to him.-
Muffet: she's confused about it but oookay
Endling Asriel: "You remind me of mom..."
Jäger Leyline: yeah?
: ((It's probably to dilute whatever makes firemen hungover))
Fanta: "I do?"
Fellby: -also it smells like a campfire in his room so that's a plus-
: Fire elementals*
Barchar: "He says that he'll stay at the house as long as it won't cause you grief."
Jäger Leyline: (the sap in pinecones are highly flammable
Endling Asriel: -He nods. But stops quickly, cause this isn't a place where he should nod.-
Barchar: "And he's also kind of...pro on still kinda being our kid?"
Fellby: ((yeah that's why
Muffet: ironically, she actually rather dislikes the smell of smoke
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://soundcloud.com/cryptrik/bonfirex3]campfire? more like bonfire[/url]))
Fellby: ((i knew pinecones were good for fire but
Fanta: "Well, I am a mother"
Fellby: ((now i know why, thank you yazan
Jäger Leyline: he cant be if hes in his 20s
Barchar: she shrugs. "It's all names and feelings. Appearances don't matter much."
Barchar: "He's mentally barely different from how he was before."
Barchar: "Just, you know. He wants to have sex now. Mostly."
Endling Asriel: "Mist be a good one..."
Asmodeus : -You fucking slanderer.-
Fanta: "I try"
Barchar: wait wha
Asmodeus : -Just new things. He's not gonna sex-Crazy. Hell, he may even dislike it. It's the urge to do new things.-
Asmodeus : -That is one thing on the list.-
Barchar: he wanted to do new things anyway
Fanta: she's never fucked a ghost before /s
Jäger Leyline: thats fine, but I can't really consider him my son at his age
Endling Asriel: "..."
Jäger Leyline: its just not right to do so
Barchar: "...Alright. Well. I probably still will. But you do you."
Endling Asriel: "Can i go lie down..."
Fanta: "Of course"
Fanta: unhugs
Endling Asriel: "It's not very comfortable in here. I mean, if you're okay with lying on the floor, sure..."
Jäger Leyline: its nothing personal, just it doesn't feel right
Endling Asriel: "...Well... I kinda meant with you, if you aren't busy."
Barchar: "Sure."
Barchar: "I get it."
Fanta: nods
Fanta: "I will, but I kinda have to let go to get up"
Barchar: "You've kinda got a different perspective to him than me, you know?"
Jäger Leyline: Yeah, but you're also a omniscient all power being. Me? I'm just a man that wanted a kid
CryingEevee OOC: https://soundcloud.com/shitpost/the-beginning-of-spider-dance-except-the-actual-song-never-starts
CryingEevee OOC: https://soundcloud.com/kyle-moses-341002703/the-beginning-of-dummy-except-the-song-never-starts
Endling Asriel: -He just gets up, and collapses the pillow fort.-
CryingEevee OOC: https://soundcloud.com/kyle-moses-341002703/megalovania-except-the-song-never-starts
Fanta: gets up with him, and leads him to their bedroom
Barchar: she laughs. "All powerful. Yeah."
CryingEevee OOC: https://soundcloud.com/mf-pickle-alt/delfino-plaza
Barchar: "I more meant the ghost thing, though."
Jäger Leyline: I'm going to go check on Fellby, in a bit I'm heading after that person of interest
Barchar: (I can't listen to those, it's just wrong)
Barchar: "Cool."
Jäger Leyline: heads out to go find Fellby
Barchar: "Tell him I say hi."
Muffet: they're probably at their house
Muffet: or the barkery
Muffet: but probably the hose
Endling Asriel: -He follows.-
Endling Asriel: -And Lies down in bed.-
Fellby: is going nowhere near a hose.
Muffet: house*
Jäger Leyline: enters the bakery, cuz he has never been to their house
Fanta: gets in and snugs up to him
Barchar: (I just how fun it could to have BC as mad dummy. Oh well.)
Barchar: (GLaDUmmy is till better)
Barchar: (And either way I dunno why Barchar would have attacked her)
Fellby: has managed to drag himself to the bar.
: Frisky 's connection timed out.
Jäger Leyline: returns to the bar then
Muffet: she's with him
Muffet: just in case
Barchar: "Oh. Hi."
Fellby: -No, I meant the bar in the barkery. Sorry.-
Barchar: well nvm lol
Jäger Leyline: goes to Fellby then
Fanta: "I'm here for you"
Jäger Leyline: hey bud, you doing okay?
Fellby: "... Somewhat."
Fellby: -He pops a pinecone in his mouth.-
Endling Asriel: "Thank you..."
Jäger Leyline: ....you're ....eating a pinecone
Fellby: "Yes. It's good for me."
Fanta: holds the smolgote close, humming re-assuringly
Endling Asriel: -He just nuzzles into the Fanta chest.-
Endling Asriel: "I don't think he's gonna make it back... Miracles down ever happen..."
Muffet: "He tells me it helps him with hangovers."
Fanta: "Don't say that.."
Muffet: "I wouldn't know. Whatever makes him happy.'
Jäger Leyline: I huh....okay then
Endling Asriel: "But it's true."
Fellby: crunches on that pinecone.
Fanta: "It's not"
Fellby: -There's a bowl of them nearby.-
Muffet: "...Jager. This is going to sound like a joke, but this is dead serious. do you think there's any way I could somehow make my breasts produce milk? This is something I did not know I was missing until last night, and now I can't stop thinking about it."
Endling Asriel: "...Prove it..."
Jäger Leyline: hops over the bar and makes a prairie oyster
: Hey flame
CryingEevee OOC: ((someone should put the cautale 2 character list...somewhere. maybe the desc?))
: Watsky Album, Spoilers, Deino, or Yanma
Jäger Leyline: freeezes the moment she said that
Jäger Leyline: in the middle of the drink
Barchar: Uh
Barchar: Spoilers
Fanta: "Listen.. I'll see if I can find him tomorrow, ok?"
Muffet: "..."
Jäger Leyline: ......,,,what>
: BC acquired a Klang
Muffet: "You heard me."
Barchar: fun
Jäger Leyline: Thats the point of breasts
CryingEevee OOC: (([spoiler]spoken like a cool kid[/spoiler]))
Endling Asriel: "Okay..."
Muffet: she groans
Jäger Leyline: they don't alread?
: And a Braixen btw
Fellby: "I had a rant about spider milk last night."
Muffet: "I'm a [i]succubus![/i]"
Jäger Leyline: already?*
Barchar: (Yay)
Muffet: "They're just there to look attractive."
CryingEevee OOC: ((suck a bus))
Muffet: "Because if I didn't have them, I would be less attractive."
Jäger Leyline: pretty sure the succubus back home can
Muffet: "Yes, and they are mammals."
Fellby: "I don't know... maybe I gotta get her knocked up for that?"
Muffet: "Not arachnids."
Fanta: "Do you need anything?"
Muffet: "...I don't even know what would happen if I got knocked up."
Endling Asriel: "No...@
Muffet: "Or if I could."
DamnDude: (( I just woke up, and I feel like I woke up at the perfect time ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((am i right in saying muffubus is NOT a spider and just a succubus made to look like a spider?))
Jäger Leyline: wait.....if her breast can't do that, can she get knocked up?
Barchar: (Pretty much, but she's really close)
Fellby: "... Well, even with my birth control, I've been coming into her for years."
Barchar: (I guess she just kinda...replaced the normal muffet in the barkery's dimension)
Jäger Leyline: I mean it seems weird that you'd be able to if you cant use your boobers
Muffet: "Maybe I have to let it happen?"
: ((Well spiders have egg sacs
Jäger Leyline: raises a fist to fellby to pound it
Muffet: she makes webs from her hands and not her ass
Fellby: stares at it, then pounds it.
Fanta: "Alright, tell me if you do"
Endling Asriel: -He nods.-
Jäger Leyline: makes Fellby a prairie oyster and grinds up a fell pinecones and put them in the drink, then slides it to him
Muffet: "I've had to explain this damn thing, like, three times. God."
Muffet: "Barchar didn't ask, but I guess she probably already knew."
Asmodeus : -He walks into the bar.-
Jäger Leyline: this should help with the hangover....hopefully
Asmodeus : -He can't open the door, but still.-
Fellby: sips his drink, gagging a little. "God, this tastes like ass."
Barchar: "Hi again, Asmodeus."
Asmodeus : "Hello."
Jäger Leyline: its suppose to
Fellby: "..."
Muffet: "Cheri, you serve people beer. I don't think there's one drink here that doesn't taste like ass anymore."
Jäger Leyline: but helps with the hangover, and you're suppose to just drink it all at once
Fellby: smacks his lips.
Fellby: "... why did I say that i've tasted ass before."
Asmodeus : -He sits at the couch.-
Muffet: "First of all, I think it's blatant."
: ((Getting your ass eaten by a fire person has got to hurt
Jäger Leyline: besides you've tasted plenty of ass before
Muffet: "Second of all, you do know that's a figure of speech anyway, riight?"
Fellby: "Actual ass can taste better than this."
Asmodeus : "...I assume they are busy."
Barchar: "'They'?"
Jäger Leyline: my dick tastes better that that, but it doesn't help with hanger overs
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Asmodeus : -He motions the the group talking.-
Muffet: "Technically you never know until you try."
Barchar: they're in the barkery
Barchar: not the bar
Fellby: "I'm not sucking you off, Jager."
Jäger Leyline: I'm not really you tto
Asmodeus : -No? They're in the bar, iirc?-
Muffet: "He was just joking, cheri."
Barchar: they are not
Jäger Leyline: ((the bakery's bar))
Fellby: -They are in the barkery.-
Asmodeus : -I thought that Fellby went to the bar.-
Asmodeus : -Fuck.-
Asmodeus : -Retcont that.-
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, quick probably dumb question. what color is fellby? because this whole time i've been imagining him as purple because of the text color))
Asmodeus : "So."
Barchar: (He's purple)
Fellby: ((I have drawn pictures of him, give me a moment
Barchar: (That's why we make jokes about the barkery being purple. Both Muffet and him are)
: ((fellby is like grillby put purple
Jäger Leyline: don't know if it'll help you truly fellby, but hopefully it well
Jäger Leyline: (Yeps
Asmodeus : "Has it been quiet while I was gone?"
Fellby: ((http://prntscr.com/cg8fe2
Barchar: Yeah."
Barchar: "A dude came in with a minigun, but otherwise, yeah."
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url]))
Asmodeus : "...Hmm."
Barchar: (Mouth silence has ruined my taste in music)
Barchar: (Like)
Barchar: (I just saw we didn't start the fire in my recoomendeds)
Barchar: (And my first thought was 'I should listen to space monkey mafia')
CryingEevee OOC: ((excuse?))
Asmodeus : "I assume Muffet didn't come in?"
Barchar: "Not yet."
Barchar: "Jager did. I talked to him a bit about the whole thing."
Fellby: "Mmmh... this is grody."
Asmodeus : "Because she's my only shot at trying that. Apparently being a ghost isn't a good attribute."
Fanta: and soon enough she's asleep
Asmodeus : -He nods.-
Asmodeus : "Is he mad at me?"
Horse: Meanwhile in colton's room
Barchar: "Not really."
Colton: he's still on edge
Horse: Your lights flicker
Hywel: -He's with Colton.-
CryingEevee OOC: ((meanwhile basically the only not soundclown or video game songs i listen to are celldweller))
Barchar: "He's not comfortable trying to keep up the parental relationship. I can't blame him. But he's not angry."
Colton: he screams
Asmodeus : "That's okay."
Barchar: (Space monkey mafia is a song from mouth silence that combines we didn't start the fire and the end of the world as we know it)
Hywel: -He unholsters a silenced pistol. Wouldn't wanna hurt his child's ears.-
Jäger Leyline: is it helping?
Colton: he waits for any signs of horse
Fellby: "Kind of.."
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Jäger Leyline: good
Asmodeus : "I tried to get with some people. So I can take stuff slow, and not pay for it, and stuff. But I couldn't do it."
Horse: there's a whinny
Barchar: "Maybe you'll get a first-timer's discount."
Colton: he tries to stab at the whinny
Asmodeus : -Be shrugs.-
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh d00d i found a complete playlist of celldweller stuff. i should listen to it on shuffle because i actually mostly just listen to a few songs by celldweller))
Horse: there it is
Hywel: "Calm down, alright?"
Horse: slenderhorse stands before you, tentacles emerging from its back
Hywel: -He motions for him to be quiet.-
Colton: he hisses, trying to kill it
Hywel: -He slowly raises the pistol, and then fires some rounds into the slender horse.-
Jäger Leyline: so you know, I spent most of past 24 hours in pain and agnoy
Jäger Leyline: agony*
Muffet: "Wasn't Barchar helping you?"
Jäger Leyline: so I think you win on the drinking part
Jäger Leyline: yeah, but it wasn't always
Asmodeus : "I hope I can form a relationship with someone."
Fellby: "Ppppfff."
CryingEevee OOC: ((actually, i'll listen to it on the plug since nobody's in it right now))
Fellby: "Honey I can live off of alcohol."
Horse: It doesn't move an inch
Fellby: "It takes something special to actually get me drunk."
Jäger Leyline: yeah ...it sucks that you and I can't share the same drink and get drunk together
Colton: he does not relent
Muffet: "It's a sacrifice I came to terms with early on in our relationship."
Asmodeus : "..."
Horse: It wraps a tentacle around him
Fellby: "Well... there's is one drink, if you're brave enough..."
Muffet: "...Even before I almost died of alcohol poisoning and stopped drinking."
Colton: "I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU ALL!"
Colton: he tries to cut the tentacle
Jäger Leyline: whats the drink?
Hywel: -He tries to rip the off Colton.-
Jäger Leyline: not drinking it now, but for later
Fellby: "A little something called the pan-galactic gargle blaster."
Fellby: "It's tame compared to the stuff last night."
Jäger Leyline: because I'm pretty sure that I will die if I drink another demon beer thing
Jäger Leyline: ((which he will)
Horse: the tentacle does not relent, the horse's face begins stretching
Muffet: "Oh, he won't have the demon beer ever again."
Colton: he continues yelling, stabbing at every part of it he can find
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Hywel: -He is trying to pry Colton out still.-
Jäger Leyline: next date we'll try drink it together
Colton: he accidentally cuts Hywel's finger a bit. Nothing too bad. He doesn't even notice, he's too busy blindly trying to kill this thing
Horse: The horse is opening what would be its mouth, if it had one. Instead it's just stretching the skin horribly, it's close to ripping when...
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Horse: It teleports colton to the cors field
Fanta: *corn
Fellby: "I usually have to down a few before I feel a buzz, but hey."
: Swood's connection timed out.
Jäger Leyline: well you can get a head start prior to the date
Colton: "..."
Colton: "DAMMIT!" he grumbles, trying to get his way back to the anydoor
Fellby: "Alright."
: High Feast Laharl [] is now High Feast Laharl [Sicily].
Sicily: She's to the side, and seems sad that she lost her customer.
Barchar: "Hi, Sicily."
Barchar: "For the record, Jager did NOT take that well."
Asmodeus : "Hello."
Barchar: "He was in immense pain throughout the entire night."
Fellby: IS slightly curious as to what would happen if you replaced the janx spirit in a gargle blaster with neverworld liquor..."
Muffet: you would kill everyone
Muffet: EVERYONE
Sicily: "It had a goddamn warning label on it and I made you all sign a waver before I could sell it to you."
Sicily: "So. His fault."
Barchar: "Oh, I know."
Barchar: "Not blamign you."
Barchar: "Just saying that he's not as cool and tough as you thought last night."
Sicily: "Dude, Big Bro can barely handle that stuff."
Sicily: "And he's the bliddy overlord."
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Sicily: She turned English there for a sec.
Barchar: "Right, and you sounded crazy excited when Jager seemed to take it."
Barchar: "But he did not."
Jäger Leyline: Alright. I need to go kick someones ass
Jäger Leyline: I'll see you around soon Fellby, get better
Fellby: "Have fun, lover boy."
Fellby: smirks and blows Jager a kiss.
Muffet: she chuckles
Jäger Leyline: smirks for a sceond then just kiss Fellby
Fellby: turns a deep blue for a moment.
Muffet: she whistles. "One-upsmanship."
Jäger Leyline: See ya soon
Jäger Leyline: heads out
Jäger Leyline: goes home
Sicily: "..."
: Rise and shine, rise and shine
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Full Armored Jeska [FullArmorJeska].
Sicily: "Anyone want some weapons? I sell weapons."
: Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on
: the job
Barchar: "Nah."
: Full Armored Jeska [FullArmorJeska] is now Power Armored Jager [PowerArmorJager].
PowerArmorJager: enters the bar
Barchar: fuck off G-man
Barchar: "Oooooh?"
PowerArmorJager: what kind of weapons?
: half-CaU
CryingEevee OOC: ((that's what we cautale next /s))
GLaDOS: if Black Mesa was in it, she'd be there just to destroy it
: CE let's collab on a half-CaU arc
Barchar: (We do CaUtale with actual CaU)
: /semi_sarcasm
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
Sicily: "I've got literally every kind fo weapon you can think of."
PowerArmorJager: babe you ready to kick some ass?
Sicily: "Staves, knuckles, maces, swords, guns, theres a lot of market in hell."
CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, after cautale 2, what are we gonna cautale? i mean, there's probably going to be a gap between the end of cautale 2 and whatever we cautale next))
: (([s]Half-Life[/s]))
PowerArmorJager: can you get me M1080 #6,7,8,9, and 10 shells
Barchar: "Hell fucking yes."
Sicily: She just, lifts up a phone.
Sicily: "Big bro, any idea what those are?"
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Sicily: Would Laharl logically be able to acquire that through black market, forging, or anything.
PowerArmorJager: its for my magnum caster
PowerArmorJager: the single shot mega particle handcannon I have
: ((Monser ammo, for my magnum caster
: ((monster
Sicily: "...Alright, thanks bro."
Sicily: A cardboard box flies in through the anydoor, with the materials.
Sicily: "150 G."
PowerArmorJager: hand her the gold
PowerArmorJager: thanks
PowerArmorJager: Alright lets go
PowerArmorJager: heads to the anydoor
Barchar: she stands up, making the chaos buster
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Fanta: still cuddling
Colton: he kicks open the door to the house
Colton: then gently closes it
PowerArmorJager: enters TK-421, and heads to the capital city, into a very bust Bazaar to a booth with an old man selling crap
Endling Asriel: -Still cuddling back.-
Barchar: she follows. She'd put the buster away, but, well.
Barchar: Jager's in power armor. They aren't being subtle anyway
Fanta: "You're sweet"
Fanta: "Do you and colton talk much?"
Endling Asriel: "No."
Fanta: "You should"
Colton: he doesn't talk with much of anyone much
Asmodeus : -What happened.-
: most of the crowd walks away from them
PowerArmorJager: Get out of the way old man
Barchar: [sub]"Yeah, you better run."[/sub]
: he just gets up and runs off, last time he got kicked in the face by the Wolf
Barchar: ow
Sicily: [BC has been reserved SCP 1048-A]
Sicily: [Can use any sound-based move, except Chatter. Randy ripped out its chatter box]
: DamnDude's connection timed out.
Sicily: [Ability: Soundproof]
Barchar: ooh fun
Sicily: [Randy took the fetus stealing one and Jasper took the metal one]
PowerArmorJager: goes to inside the little shop and finds the bookcase, rips it down and behold an elevator shaft
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Barchar: ...okay then
Barchar: what the fuck randy
Barchar: "Oooh, a ~hidden bookcase~! Original."
Barchar: she scoffs, heading in
PowerArmorJager: jumps down the shaft and fires a wrist mounted grappling hook,, lowers himself down
Asmodeus : -I fell asleep for a second and I assume they left,-
Barchar: just jumps. Her legs can break themselves all they damn want, and she'll still make the thing walk while she fixes them
Fanta: "You sure you don't need anything?"
: once they reach the bottom, its big sterile white lab, theres a ton of test tube and large canisters with floating bodies in them
Endling Asriel: "Mmhmm..."
Barchar: "So. Subtle, or smashy?"
Endling Asriel: "Someone is all I need right now..."
Fanta: "I have pie if you want"
: its quiet and seems like its abandoned
PowerArmorJager: moves forward, rifle at the ready
PowerArmorJager: smashy
Barchar: "Oh, good, I was scared for a second."
Endling Asriel: -He nods.-
PowerArmorJager: its quiet,
Fanta: "One sec"
Barchar: she charges, firing at a table. She debates firing at some pods, but she doesn't knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwther those are clones or just test subjects
Fanta: gets up, and returns with a slice of buttspie
Fanta: keeps it on standby for when smols need it
PowerArmorJager: fires a few rounds into the roof
Muffet: she's the queen of butts pie
: ......no response
Barchar: "Clones or civillians in there, do you think?"
Endling Asriel: -He sits up, leaning against her, eating some pie.-
Fanta: scratches him gently
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Endling Asriel: "Thank you, Fanta..."
PowerArmorJager: no I idea
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PowerArmorJager: no idea*
PowerArmorJager: moves in more
Barchar: "...Hm." she looks for some notes or something as she follows him
: the room is just a number of pods holding creatures, monsters, and humans. oh and theres science notes everywhere
: theres barely any power to the place, some llights are flickering
Barchar: she reads some science notes
: is about genetic material and engineering
Barchar: "I the dick knew we knew." she said, a bit disappointed. "Though, at least we can break shit."
Barchar: she looks for some personal log. She doubts he'd leave one, but hey!
: a screen flickers on
Barchar: "..."
Fanta: "It's no problem"
WDG: Excuse me, you're a trespassing on my prope.....oh its you two
WDG: do you mind I was my beauty sleep
Endling Asriel: "..."
Barchar: "Sorry, darling. We can come back in a couple hours if you need some time to make cofee."
Fanta: is petting gently
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WDG: why are you even there? that facility is not in use anymore
WDG: god, stupid alarm waking me up for this
Barchar: she shrugs, offhandedly turning to obliterate some science shit. "Spite."
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Fanta: as well as purr
WDG: ....okay.....you just do that, when you're done jsut head out
PowerArmorJager: why don't you come down here so we can talk
Barchar: she gives Jager a 'really?' look
WDG: -doesnt like like he give a shit about what BC is doing-
Endling Asriel: "...So, um..."
Barchar: eh. This is for her benefit, not his annoyance
Barchar: breaking shit is fun, whether the dick cares or not
WDG: -rubs his brow- Look do you two like want something climatic to happen? I mean I suppose I could release one of the the experiments for you two to fight
Fanta: "Hm?"
Barchar: "I mmostly just want to break shit. Jager might be looking for a climax."
Barchar: is hiding how annoyed she is that She didn't actually get to even see the dick in person, even with Jager trying to trace him
WDG: ugh....well doesnt really.....fine
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WDG: -switches to a serious voice- You two have made it this far, but I have a trick up my sleeve, I hope you're ready to meet my little friend
Barchar: "Ehhhh." she shrugs
Endling Asriel: "Guess I'm gonna consume your night, sorry..."
: one of the pods one up and out comes a large creature that starts to slowly get up
Fanta: "It's fine, I don't mind"
PowerArmorJager: fires an entire magazine of the pulse rifle into it, reloads, then does it again
: it dead
Barchar: "Well. That was fun for a second."
WDG: you were suppose to let it get up and......god.....well that really wasn't thing anyways, I accidently flipped a switch
: from behind stands a small hooded person, maybe about 4 foot
Barchar: "Guess Leyline is getting all practical."
Barchar: I don't think that's the word I'm thinking of, but goddammit I can't think of the actual one for the life of me so fuck it
: 4'5" actually
Barchar: she looks over
PowerArmorJager: really? -aims the rifle and fires-
Barchar: "Wait-" she stops. "Well. Nevermind. They probbly wouldn't have said anything interesting."
: -blocks all the shots with a katana0
Barchar: "Oooooh, shiny."
WDG: AHHH shit looks like we got pro genji up in this BITCH!
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
Barchar: "Ryu ga wagateki wo kurau, bitch." she fires the laser
: the hooded character dashes forward, ducking under the shot and leaps over head to slash downwards on BC, then swipes at Jager
Barchar: "GEH" she moves, letting the shot hit her arm. "Rude!"
Barchar: she uses her thankfully still connected arm to make a chaos sabre to attack him
PowerArmorJager: hops back and grabs the chainsaw sword to slash back
: pulls out a tanto and ocunters both at the time t
PowerArmorJager: counters*
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Barchar: "Psssh. Overpowered bullshit." she grunts, firing the regular buster shots at his back
: ((Just say MUDA MUDA))
: ((MUDA MUDA))
: ((MUDA MUDA))
Fanta: is cuddled
: drop down and hops out of the way
Fanta: isn't talking much, just letting ea do what he needs to
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PowerArmorJager: falls forward onto BC
Barchar: she catches him one-handed, trying to help him back on his feet
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=http://vctta.com/attorneys/jonathan-b-trohn/]Jonathan B. Trohn[/url]))
PowerArmorJager: uses the momemtum to swing around and smack the hooded figure with the blunt side of the chainsaw sword
Barchar: "HAH, LOSER!"
: it goes down, but gets up, its hood has fallen off. It looks like Jager at age 10
Barchar: "...Oh."
Barchar: "Clones, then!"
PowerArmorJager: ....the fuck?
Endling Asriel: -He seems to like conversation, but lacks anything to talk about,-
: "I'm no clone"
Barchar: "Sure thing, kiddo."
: hops full to stab BC
Barchar: she sweeps the sabre up, trying to get her neck out of the way out it
: ripostles and follows up with a reverse roundhose
PowerArmorJager: is just kind of watching, a bit stunned
Fanta: is tryna find where he likes scratched the best
Barchar: she trips over, firing her lazar
Endling Asriel: -Anywhere really.-
: flips away over to Jaer, who doesn't seem to be responding much
Endling Asriel: "...Do you have anything to talk about?"
Barchar: she scrambles up, tackling whatever this other one is
: gets tackled
Barchar: she puts the chaos buster against his head. "Chik chik." she fires. "BOOM!"
Fanta: "Well.."
Fanta: "What do you like to do?"
PowerArmorJager: grabs the buster before it fires and points it away
Barchar: "Dude!?"
PowerArmorJager: elbows BC in the face
Endling Asriel: "...I dunno. I don't do much."
Barchar: "OW, DAMMIT!"
Fellby: is munching on his pinecone, while toying with a collar.
: breaks free and tries to get away
Fellby: -It looks rad as hell, it's got crystals and shit on it-
Barchar: she tries to get it, growling
Muffet: "Ooh, what's that?"
PowerArmorJager: lunges and grabs his leg
Fellby: "Dunno, something someone gave me."
Muffet: "Who?"
Muffet: she hops up on a bar stool
Fellby: "An old client."
Muffet: "You accept collars from strangers?"
Fellby: "I was 19 at the time, Muffet."
PowerArmorJager: Don't kill him!
Muffet: "Fair enoguh, I suppose."
Fanta: "Wanna watch tv?"
Muffet: "Why keep it?"
Barchar: "He tried to kill us, '
PowerArmorJager: Don't!
Fellby: "Dunno. It's nostalgic for me."
Barchar: why did that not-what
Barchar: "What's your problem!? He's not you!"
: kicks Jager in the face though it does nothing
PowerArmorJager: Hes just a kid!
Endling Asriel: "Okay."
: goes to stab Jager
Fellby: "Also, I really like the look of it."
Barchar: "HE'S AN ENGINEERED KILLING MACHINE!"
Muffet: "Well, alright I suppose."
PowerArmorJager: blocks the sword with his left hand, which punches through it
Barchar: the sword or the hand?
PowerArmorJager: ((Hand
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PowerArmorJager: ((sword cuts through the hand
PowerArmorJager: grabs the kid and throws him
: lands doing a graceful flip
WDG: is this what you two were looking for?
Barchar: "No 'just a kid' could do this shit!"
Fanta: turns on some kid's show
Colton: he's walking around, grumbling about equines
Barchar: (Colton sees my little pony)
Colton: ("OH GOD KILL IT BAD BAD BAD")
WDG: because this is working out well,I didn't even send him
Colton: ("WHY WOULD THYE WANT A BUNCH OF HORSES IN HERE!?")
Barchar: "...Wait, what?"
Randy: So another name for equinophobia is hippophobia
Randy: Wut
WDG: seriously the creature I realeased is in the next room, but the door is jammed
Fellby: ((hippo is greek for horse
Barchar: the hippopotamus
Randy: Oh that makes 100x more sense
Barchar: trnaslates to water horse
Randy: Ty
CryingEevee OOC: ((why?))
Randy: Why not
WDG: damn AD for damaging this facility
CryingEevee OOC: ((were the greeks dumb?))
Fellby: ((well
CryingEevee OOC: ((hippos look nothing like horses))
Randy: People in the future will look back and say we're dumb
Barchar: "Awww, I'll have to high-five him later."
Fellby: ((they didn't know as much as us
Randy: Then the people in the further future will look at the nearer future and say they're dumb
Randy: The past is always dumb to hoomans
PowerArmorJager: runs forward to tackle him
CryingEevee OOC: ((i wonder, will we ever reach a hard cap in human development))
: leaps over Jager and jumps offf his back towards BC
CryingEevee OOC: ((where we just can't go further))
Randy: If we live to that day, yes
Fellby: ((and besides, underwater, a hippo looks like it's galloping
Barchar: she tries to slice up at him again
Fellby: seems to be reminicing.
Fellby: -Occasionally he serves a patron a drink.-
PowerArmorJager: spins around
PowerArmorJager: fires the caster at BC's feet
Muffet: she looks at the collar. "...It is nice looking."
Fanta: is trying to help make him feel better as best she can
Barchar: ...what exactly should that do?
: is blast back from the impact of the shot
Fellby: "Yeah..."
PowerArmorJager: ((knock em back
: Frisky 's connection timed out.
Barchar: she flies back inot the wall. She is many things, but she is not heavy.
Muffet: is admiring it a bit. She rubs her neck. "...Maybe. Maybe."
: he falls on the ground but starts to get up
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Fellby: looks at her and raises an eyebrow.
PowerArmorJager: 's fist flow with electricity and he punches the kid with it, knocking him out
Barchar: she runs over, putting her foot on his back and putting away the buster. "Fine not ki-"
Barchar: "Goddammit we can't kill him and now we cant even question him."
: oh
PowerArmorJager: he'll wake uo
PowerArmorJager: up*
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Barchar: "Yeah, but not soon."
PowerArmorJager: grabs his pulse rifle
PowerArmorJager: we're taking him home
: Now everything is just a sad and negative 'oh' to me
Barchar: she sighs. "Oh well. One last thing I wanna do." she fires at the screen.
WDG: HA,HAHA,
Muffet: "Just thinking."
WDG: you can still hear me
Fellby: "I get the feeling I'm gonna like what your train of thought."
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WDG: you can have the kid.
Barchar: "Yeah, well, it's nice to use your imagination."
WDG: it'll do him some good to get out there and explore the world
Muffet: "Likely." she said, smiling
WDG: take care,
: the door opens uo and the creatyre stumbles in, falling over
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Barchar: she fires another laser at it
PowerArmorJager: fires
: creature dead
Barchar: "Fun."
: half-life
Barchar: she picks the kid up. "You realize he's probably gonna immediately try to kill us."
: freeeeeeeman
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Asmodeus : -He's still sitting in the bar, alone.-
Fanta: is purring gently, watching tv with smolgote, she beckons for her other smol to join
: Drakon blinks.
Muffet: "You have to admit it'd look good on me."
: "So, Asmo."
Fellby: "It would."
: "Bored, huh?"
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Fellby: hoists Muffet onto the counter.
PowerArmorJager: takes the kid from her
PowerArmorJager: yeps
PowerArmorJager: heads home
Muffet: "Well, okay then."
Barchar: she follows
Fellby: then rests his elbow on the counter. "I just wanted to put you somewhere around my height."
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: You know how I said I have a character that does things with light
CryingEevee OOC: ((ye))
Muffet: she crosses her legs, sitting up straight. "I have no idea what you're implying."
Barchar: (I wonder where MV is)
Barchar: (hm)
Randy: SCPokemon
Fellby: ((they're in arc reactor
Barchar: (Orite)
Barchar: ()
Barchar: I forgot about that
Fellby: chuckles and kisses Muffet's forehead.
: Well
Randy: Randy is original and named all his pokemon Rand(insert vowel here)
PowerArmorJager: enters the house and places the kid on the couch and takes a number of weapons off of him
Barchar: ut
Randy: Replacing Randy with Tri also applies
PowerArmorJager: exits his armor too
Barchar: oh okay
: She's able to phase through things
: Power Armored Jager [PowerArmorJager] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Barchar: she sits next to him, humming
: She heals people at the cost of her losing part of her life
Barchar: (Birds are fucki weird)
Jäger Leyline: hasnt restrained him
: Her species evolved to sacrifice
Barchar: (lyre birds and manakins are just-why)
Barchar: she'll just keep him down. Foot. Hand. She'll pick something.
: Or she's just a fucked up human
Fanta: tells ea to give her a minute, and looks for colton
Barchar: (That feels like you're really gonna have to be careful with your language)
Jäger Leyline: just let him be
Colton: he's avoiding the weird new kid, staying in Fanta and Hywel's room
Barchar: "I won't do anything."
Barchar: "Until he wakes up."
: (( uwot
CryingEevee OOC: ((does self sacrifice=rule 2?))
Fanta: puts him on the bed with her and ea, and snuggles back up to ea
Jäger Leyline: waits
Randy: I don't think so because it's a part
Fanta: doesn't forget colton tho
Barchar: (Depends, I figure. Which is why I'm saying he just has to be careful)
: eventually he wakes up
: (( Well
Barchar: "Hey, kid."
Fanta: ((I don't think so
Fanta: ((We've used it before
Barchar: (they*)
: (( Not really sacrifice in a r2 sense
: "...grandfather?" -looks and sees BC and Jager
Barchar: (I didn't realize that was bloo actually)
Barchar: "Nope."
Barchar: "Unless this is some time travel bulshit."
: stares at them, "Why am I here?"
Colton: "I hate horses."
Fanta: "I know, we all hate horses"
Barchar: "Because we didn't get the chance to question you when you were in WDG's stupid place."
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Barchar: "Like, you know, what you are if not a clone."
Jäger Leyline: its okay kid....youre safe here
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: "I already told you I'm not a clone
Schyroton: ((theyre not
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Barchar: "You sure did."
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CryingEevee OOC: ((what?))
Barchar: "Which is what I'm confused about."
: is very condescending when he talks
Randy: It's not R2
: "I'm his son"
Randy: That's what MV said
CryingEevee OOC: ((ah.))
Barchar: "'His'."
Fanta: MV says no
Barchar: "Helpful."
CryingEevee OOC: ((good to know))
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Jäger Leyline: .....
: points at Jager, "his son, for someone whose suppose to be all seeing you sure are blind to the obvious"
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: "Who the hell have you shagged that could make him?"
Barchar: "And god, how much of a condescending bitch was she?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((i just realized. a common phrase is "are you crazy!? that plan is [you know what goes here]!?" and that could be in almost anything))
Barchar: (Yeeeah)
Jäger Leyline: ...I've been with a lot of women BC
Endling Asriel: "..."
Barchar: "Well, whatever. Point is, god, you're a dick."
Barchar: "Maybe it was that one lady from the camp. The timeline seems to line up, I guess."
Fellby: -Come join the dad side, Jager.-
Fellby: -We have shitty jokes and barbecue-
: "it wasn't even like that, I was made in an artifical womb
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: "So."
Barchar: "A clone, then?"
Barchar: "I mean. ARtificially made life, from his DNA? That's what a clone is."
Fanta: scratches the both of them
: "No you fool, I was crossbred with other DNA
: Father can't have children in a normal manner, hes infertile
Jäger Leyline: .....
Barchar: "...Oh, okay."
Barchar: "...Wait, how the hell would you even know?"
: "I know everything about Father, I just wanted to know if he lives up to his expectations
Barchar: "[sub]God, you sound pretentious.[/sub] Right, so, you're telling me some dude made a kid based off of Jager, and just...left them out in the wild. Afte rgiving you his...memories, or whater? Because I don't know why else you'd know everything about him or whatever."
: "Not some "Dude", Grandfather, you were talking to him
: "and I don't have his memories, observation notes Grandfather has keep on him"
Barchar: "Ahhh. That explains why you sound like you read a thesauras of stupid insults."
: "Said the being that stumbles in the darkness while claiming to be all seeing
Barchar: "I claim to see everything in MY dimension."
Barchar: "Thiis isn't my dimension."
: yet you miss the small details, like Father having a false eye
Jäger Leyline: Alright thats enough you two
Barchar: "I knew that. I didn't say aanything about it. Why should I?"
: "you're a poor liar"
Jäger Leyline: I said enough!
Jäger Leyline: Now regardless whether you like it or not, you're staying here with me and you will do what I say
Jäger Leyline: Your "Grandfather" put you into my care
: "....."
Barchar: "....."
Jäger Leyline: Now first off, whats your name
: "....I don't have a name"
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: i drew some diane x auron
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh))
Barchar: "Ooh, ooh, can I pick?" she said, grinning at him.
: then threw it away
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url]))
: gtg
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Jäger Leyline: unless it is stupid
Barchar: "Aw."
: "I can name myself
Jäger Leyline: you'll probably pick something edgy and stupid
Barchar: "No, no, let him try."
Barchar: "I bet it starts with a z."
Sicily: AND THE MAN IN THE BACK
Barchar: SAID EVERYONE ATTACK
: "Döven"
Barchar: AND IT TURNED INTO A BALLROOM BLITZ
Barchar: You're still welcome :)
Barchar: "...Okay that probably means something dumb but I accept it."
Barchar: i will not, however, type the umlaut.
Fanta: is asleep, snuggled to her son and her bootleg son
Jäger Leyline: Well it'll do for now
Döven : Fine, where do I stay?
Endling Asriel: -Yep.-
Jäger Leyline: my room
Fanta: her fur is very floofy
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: https://youtu.be/W4BAXFI_i-s
Barchar: "Ugh. Guess I'm gonna have to stay out of there for a bit, ten."
Döven : I expect breakfast will be made in the morning, will you be making it? -to BC- I don't expect much
CryingEevee OOC: ((parappa the rapper 2: tells parappa the whole game to do things on your own and to not follow anyone. what do you do in the game (unless you activate cool mode) you copy the rap being rapped at you))
Barchar: "I don't eat, asshole."
Barchar: "So no."
Barchar: (It's weird)
Jäger Leyline: Youre not allowed to leave the property
: ((Screw peace, how am I supposed to make a profit off others' misery and conflict then?
Barchar: (He's supposedly 'beating' them, but he's just saying the things they do slightly worse)
Fellby: ((... oh hey, tomodachi gaster actually went to bed
Fellby: ((surprising
Barchar: (GG)
CryingEevee OOC: ((whoa, i accidently activated cool mode for the first time in parappa 2))
Fellby: ((after i bought him clothes
Muffet: she sighs. "I hope you're feeling better, by now."
Barchar: (How does that even work)
Fellby: "Yup."
Barchar: (Like, /i saw a literally perfect, tool-assisted run of parappa 1)
Barchar: (and it didn't activate)
CryingEevee OOC: ((cool mode is like, if you do really good? and then the game lets you free style, which i don't know the rules of that))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and that was the first time it's ever happened to me))
Barchar: (Again, I saw somebody do a literally perfect run)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i dunno man))
Barchar: (And it never went past good)
CryingEevee OOC: ((like i said, that's the first time i've ever gotten cool mode so i don't know how it works))
Döven : ...fine
Jäger Leyline: You have to follow not just my rules and orders but also BC's
Barchar: "Don't expect me to tolerate you long enough to tell you to do much."
Döven : shes not my mother
Fellby: holds up the collar. "So..."
Barchar: "God help me if that changes."
Sicily: This
Sicily: Is
Sicily: A ballroom blitz
Muffet: "Whenever you'd like, cheri."
Sicily: This
Sicily: is
Sicily: A ballroom blitz
Sicily: GET IT OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD
Barchar: (okay, )
Randy: Replace ballroom blitz with sparta
Barchar: (I know just how)
Barchar: (*ahem*)
Barchar: (LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICANE)
Barchar: (HERE IN DUCKBURG)
DamnDude: [[ I wanna be the very best ]]
Barchar: (RACE CARS LASERS AEROPLANES, IT'S A DUCK BLUR)
Sicily: ((POOR
Jäger Leyline: I'm gonig to go get a drink, you can head into the villiage and buy yourself some clothes -hands him some money-
Randy: Somebody once told me
Sicily: ((ALL MY LIFE i've always been POOR
Randy: The world was gonna roll me
Sicily: ((AND I ASK GOD JUST WHAT i"M FOR
Jäger Leyline: once you're done you are to return immediately
Sicily: ((AND HE SAYS 'GEE I'M NOT SURE'
Barchar: (MAN IT'S A HOT ONE)
Jäger Leyline: No messing around
Fellby: carefully puts the collar on, sticking his fingers in to make sure it's not too tight. "How's now."
Döven : .....fine
Barchar: (LIKE SEVEN INCHES FROM THE MID-DAY SUN)
Barchar: (AND I HEAR YOU WHISPERIN' THE WORDS 'MELT EVERYONE')
Barchar: (BUT YOU STAY SO COOL)
Barchar: (MY MONEQUITA)
Sicily: ((GOD DAMN RIGHT
Sicily: ((YOU SHOULD BE
Jäger Leyline: gets up and heads to the bakery's bar
Barchar: (MY SPANISH HARLEM MONALISA)
Sicily: ((SCARED OF ME
Muffet: "Fine, cheri."
Fellby: ((hey guys i went in hot topic today
Fellby: ((and i shit you not
CryingEevee OOC: ((parappa really makes no sense, in the gameplay, the story is another topic entirely))
Fellby: ((they played "crawling" by linkin park
Randy: CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
Muffet: "Just a bit tight, I suppose. But hey. If it's not tight, it's hardly fun."
Barchar: (CRAWLING IN MY CRAWL)
Barchar: (THESE CRAWLS THEY WILL NOT CRAWL)
Sicily: ((Again
Sicily: ((My hot topic
Sicily: ((Sells dildos
Randy: CRAWL IS HOW I CRAWL
Barchar: (Parappa is fun)
Randy: CRAWLING WHAT IS CRAWL
Barchar: (I should watch the second game)
Jäger Leyline: enters the bakery
Sicily: Yoo
Fellby: laughs, moving his hands to Muffet's sides.
Barchar: (Playing it is another matter entirely)
Sicily: Ca2tale is MV is still on tonight?
Jäger Leyline: Hey Fellby and Muffet
Jäger Leyline: nice collar
Muffet: "Hello, gros morceau. I thought so too."
Randy: I assume you meant to reverse Ca2tale and MV
Fanta: ((It feels like it's a lot later than it actually is
Randy: wait nvm
Randy: Hey same here
Jäger Leyline: sits at the bar and grabs a drink
Muffet: she hops off, onto a bar stool to leave Fellby room to work
Barchar: (ikr)
Döven : -looks at BC, scoffs, and heads out-
Barchar: (it's only 10:17 for me)
Fellby: starts to mix up the drink for Jager.
Barchar: she flips him off as he leaves, before going to the bar
Barchar: "Douche."
Randy: Same but it feels like at least 11:00
Jäger Leyline: thanks....
: ((HAHHAHHHAHA chapter 17 is gonna be fun
Sicily: ((Okay, so
Jäger Leyline: Well Asmo isn't my son anymore
Sicily: ((I'm gonna just fucking say it
Sicily: ((before you do it
Barchar: (Wait, why is that the topic)
Barchar: (I don't get how it's funny)
Sicily: ((ITS A PMD PROMOTION
Fellby: "You look like you're thining of something."
Muffet: "Oh."
: ((I wasn't even going to say that
Sicily: ((Sure you weren't
Jäger Leyline: and I just found out I have an actual son
: ((Because I knew you didn't like it
Jäger Leyline: one that just tried to kill me
: ((Laharl I'm not fucking joking
Fellby: "... Huh."
: Randy [Randy] changed the topic to "Is this funny for you, Flame"
Muffet: "Oh, wow."
: ((Also Flame you wouldn't know
Sicily: Holy shit I legit
Sicily: Forgot tri had mod powers
Muffet: "I haven't had THAT happen before."
: ((You're not the DM
Fellby: "Well on the one hand... welcome to the Dad club."
Barchar: (I wasn't talking about the thing you said frisky)
Barchar: (the chat topic)
: ((Oh
: ((Well
: ((Okay
: ((Whoopsie
Randy: I don't use mod powers often so
Barchar: (and no, Laharl or whoever changed it idk)
Randy: I understand
Randy: And I totally wasn't the one who changed it /s
Jäger Leyline: Yeah, except hes really skilled in fighting, likely genetically enchanced, and has a very shitty personality
Jäger Leyline: also found out I am infertile
Muffet: "Oh, wonderful."
CryingEevee OOC: ((let's play parappa: square... triangle, square square))
Randy: Well, someone has to do something funny before we can make a better topic, so
Randy: Sorry Flame
Barchar: (I liked the last one)
Barchar: (...i forget what it was but i like dit)
Barchar: (Oh right the spider milk)
Jäger Leyline: downs the drink
Randy: You said it wasn't funny
Barchar: (I meant the one before it)
Jäger Leyline: .....feeling better fellby?
Barchar: (with Fellby wanting his spoder milk)
Randy: o
Randy: I don't think I saw that one
: ((Wait does Fellby just milk Muffet
Fellby: "Yup - wait you're infertile?"
: (("I WANT UR SPODER MILK"
Barchar: (No)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think playing parappa messed me up inside))
Fellby: ((muffet doesn't have milk
Barchar: (Well, he thought about it)
: ((But
Barchar: (But he can't anyway)
: ((SPODER milk
CryingEevee OOC: ((i felt fine before playing it, but now i feel EGH))
Barchar: (She has none)
Fellby: ((frisky, that was his exact thought process last night
Barchar: (And now she's annoyed about the lack now that her attention has been brought to it)
Jäger Leyline: apparently....likely why I haven't seen any spawns
Barchar: (Also, where did MV go? seems too early for them to be asleep)
Randy: SCPokemon
Fanta: ((MV is still in scp
Randy: Still
Barchar: (OH)
CryingEevee OOC: ((that's still going on?))
: ((RIP Han Solo
Barchar: (I ACCIDENTALLY ENTERED THE OOC ROOM INSTEAD OF ARCREACTOR)
Randy: Yep
CryingEevee OOC: ((when did it start?))
Fellby: ((yes
Barchar: (I thought it was over)
Fellby: ((they're doing side stuff
Randy: A while ago
Randy: 4 hours I think
Randy: Wait no even more
CryingEevee OOC: ((what's the normal arc time? 3 hours?))
CryingEevee OOC: ((it started at 6 i think,))
Fellby: seems to breathe in relief.
Muffet: "What?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, 6 my time))
: ((I mean the longest PMD has went was four hours
CryingEevee OOC: ((so yeah, 4 hours about))
Fellby: "I still have... stuff. From Ember."
CryingEevee OOC: ((4 and a half almost))
Muffet: "...Oh. Oh my."
Fellby: "I dunno if it still works and I don't intend to find out."
Muffet: "Interesting."
Fellby: "'S why I use birth control."
: ((Anyways I'm pumped for chapter 17
: ((AND I STILL GOTTA WAIT TIL TUESDAY AAAA
Muffet: "Yes, if we ever decide to have another child for some insane reason, I'd much rather I make her."
Jäger Leyline: well I couldn't impregnate you anyways
CryingEevee OOC: ((again, i'm excited to see how you handle mew))
CryingEevee OOC: ((mew could be really fun))
Fellby: "Exactly, but I still worry."
Muffet: "...I'd say them, but if I even CAN make children it's likely female only."
: ((CE you'll love chapter 17
: ((Also I'm gonna start adding more music so expect that
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh boy))
Barchar: (fun)
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, when's the next open slot for an arc? and would everyone be okay with pmd that day?))
Jäger Leyline: well at least I can have all the fun I want I guess
Barchar: (Sunday)
CryingEevee OOC: ((if you're so hyped, frisky))
: ((Sunday
Barchar: (and i was actually thinking that myself)
Barchar: (we missed tuesday after all)
: ((Well I wouldn't mind doing it Sunday
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't think i would mind it either))
Muffet: "...Do you feel like heading for the othe rbar, cheri?"
: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.
Fanta: ((I think I'll do ZE sunday
Fanta: ((Since I missed today
Fellby: "Yeah, that's good." He waves over another grillby, one who looks to have stars in his flames.
: ((Shitfuckballs
Barchar: (no pmd then. i cri)
CryingEevee OOC: ((is monday free?))
: ((Is there a way we can do both
Jäger Leyline: I need a few drinks
: ((I mean really Sunday is a free day and Monday is when I get back to school
: ((So fuck
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
Muffet: she waves. "I'll be off, then." she said, hopping up. "Come with us if you'd like, jager. Or don't, and get sloshed. I can't make you do anything."
Fanta: ((ZE is not a very time consuming arc
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Fellby: ((well uh
Randy: Randy comes in, a sweater again.
Fanta: ((I think the longest session so far has been 4 hours
: ((I mean that's true
Fanta: ((At most
Fellby: ((i can't be here sunday, that's my grandfather's birthday
Randy: The sleeves raise in...victory?
Fanta: ((Ah
: ((Oh
CryingEevee OOC: ((so pmd it is?))
Barchar: "..."
: ((Okay
Fanta: ((Yeah
Barchar: "Good job, Randy. You did it."
Fanta: ((No chime no ze
Barchar: "I guess."
Fanta: ((We'll do it tomorrow though
Randy: The neck nods.
: ((I wish your grandfather happy b-day, Chime
Epsilon: [color=#ffdab9]they need a part-wait, no, they're with someone else[/color]
: ((Also alright
Epsilon: [color=#ffdab9]mantis i think[/color]
: ((I'm excited for ZE too
Randy: He makes a bunch of weird hand signals which mostly just look like his arms flailing around.
Barchar: "..."
: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.
Barchar: "I don't know what that means, but I'm sure it was very exciting."
Sicily: A schyroton comes barreling through the bar window.
Muffet: she comes into the bar, humming
: High Feast Laharl [Sicily] is now High Feast Laharl [].
: ((Hey MV does PMD Sunday sound good?
Randy: Randy the Sweater is crushed.
Barchar: "...Hi schyro."
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Schyroton: crashes in.
CryingEevee OOC: ((brb))
: ((ZE's gonna be tomorrow
Schyroton: Hhi.
Fanta: ((So how was it?
Fellby: is right after her and... "Hey Schyro!'
Randy: It was good
Schyroton: ((oh im good with that
Jäger Leyline: enters
: ((Good
: ((Me and Slar are having more fun than you guys are
: ((Also alrighty, MV!
Schyroton: Hhi.
Jäger Leyline: Hey Schyro
: ((Like thats just a fact
: ((She gets SCPs and I get pokemon
: ((I mean yeah I can see that
Schyroton: ((im having a lot of fun
: ((Honestly I prefer Reborn slightly but it's still good too
: High Feast Laharl [] is now High Feast Laharl [Ca2Tale].
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Schyroton: gets up.
Barchar: (uno momento)
: ((Oh baby, Ca2Tale
Randy: Randy has been crushed.
: 8 [] disconnected.
Fellby: ((ladies and gents, riley hintz: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cr9dMe-UkAIzyvB.jpg
Barchar: (when i'm back we can probably start)
Schyroton: ...Shhit.
: ((What the fuck
Randy: Is ok, he's a sweater.
Schyroton: leaves. "Llow chcharge bye gotta go"
Randy: The sleeve waves to Schyro.
Fellby: "Bye Schyro."
: Schyroton [Schyroton] is now Schywey [Schywey].
: ((ALSO GAAA I STILL NEED TO FIND SPMD SO I CAN BE INSPIRED
CryingEevee OOC: ((return of eevee, leaving of flame))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i hope you find it frisky))
: ((IT'S SOMEWHERE
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh yeah))
: ((I just want to fucking replay it really bad
Schyroton: -He was clearly lying bc hes tired but-
Schywey: (he does that a lot
FFrisk: meanwhile
FFrisk: "I cannot believe you've done this."
Randy: Anyway, I gtg.
Schywey: ((lie about low charge to get out of social situations
Jäger Leyline: bye
Schywey: ((oh, cya tri
Randy: So the sweater just kinda goes limp and lies on the floor.
FFrisk: "How have you all managed to massively damage every building and structure here."
Jäger Leyline: ....that was weird
FFrisk: "And turn half of them to sotne."
Randy: Gn <3
Randy: sotne
: Randy [Randy] disconnected.
FFrisk: "Yet somehow completely avoid Vaati's house."
Gaston Timeline: -that reminds me i've gotta do gaston exploration sometime next week-
FFrisk: "I am honestly...honestly amazed at the care you took, in making sure none of your chaos hit Vaati's house."
Gaston Timeline: - whose ready for some open mic?-
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Asmodeus : -He still be sitting on the bar couch.-
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: [color=#2ed73a]Marie: I still have this command[/color]
Jäger Leyline: sits at the stool
Fellby: sits on the couch.
FFrisk: "I have half a mind to call Vaati."
Vaati: -He warps to where FFrisk is.- Sorry for the intrusion, but I have noticed... er, is this a bad timing?
Jäger Leyline: ((brb
FFrisk: She's scolding half of the forest like they're kindergardeners.
Vaati: ...What did you have done.
FFrisk: "Nothing, your neighbors just managed to nearly destroy this entire area because Scillia bought from Fireworks down in town."
Gaston Timeline: -There's a sign on the Koi Teahouse's glass door.-
Vaati: Oh. That explains the noise.
FFrisk: "Oh by the way, new rule."
Vaati: I was here to ask of that.
Vaati: Yes?
FFrisk: "Anyone here lights a firework without my permission is getting thrown out for a night by Vaati."
FFrisk: "I will literally ask Vaati to put up a forcefield to keep you out for the night."
Vaati: ...Alright.
: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TJrPg1g.jpg]Hessyst[/url]: Him and sixteen others nod.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think i drink way too much water))
Barchar: (Fwoosh motherfuckers)
: (( I don't drink much water at all
CryingEevee OOC: ((like, 5 750 ml bottles a day))
FFrisk: "Now all of you except Vaati go clean up your mess. I want those burn marks gone."
CryingEevee OOC: ((maybe more))
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Muffrisk the Succufrisk [Muffrisk].
: (( I only drink like
Vaati: I make a suggestion, please do not ignite them to my vicinity.
Ca2Tale: Meanwhile in the bar.
Muffet: she sits next to Fellby, smiling
Gaston Timeline: -Due to an incident on Thursday night, open mic has been moved to Wednesday. Also, Qul'pi is no longer allowed on the premises if a mister Karamatsu Matsuno is present.-
: (( 2/8 of a cup of water a day
: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] is now Variel [Variel].
Vaati: -He warps out-
Ca2Tale: Why do i get the feeling FFrisk is a common sight in any building with the word tea in it.
Ca2Tale: The TV flips on.
Muffet: she looks up at it, humming
Ca2Tale: It stops at an image of Azazel, infront of waterfall's houses.
Ca2Tale: Before rewinding like an old VCR tape.
: (( http://i.imgur.com/CQ8qS4T.png
Barchar: she looks up as well. "...the hell?"
: (( This looks more like a wall than an entire level
Asmodeus : "..."
Karamatsu: -He just wanted his bubble tea gdi-
Ca2Tale: [Long Ago, many races rules over the earth]
Ca2Tale: [Demons, Aliens, Cats, robots, more robots.]
Fellby: looks up. "That... doesn't sound right."
Ca2Tale: [One day, war broke out between the fifteen or so different races]
Barchar: "Apparently we're having a reboot. Maybe the other one was getting bad ratings."
Ca2Tale: [After a long battle, a small group of cohesive demons, humans, skeletons, and other such won]
Ca2Tale: [They sealed everyone else underground with a magic spell, even those of their own species.]
Ca2Tale: [Many years later]
Ca2Tale: [MT. Sdrac]
Asmodeus : -Who is in the bar?"
: -I
Ca2Tale: [202X]
Muffet: her
Ca2Tale: [Legends say those who climb these mountains don't return]
Barchar: duh
Fellby: is present.
Ca2Tale: An image of a spider tripping and falling into a hole is present
Muffet: "...What the?"
: Wait isn't it supposed to be Gaster
Ca2Tale: Well
Ca2Tale: Shit
Variel: ((screw the canon
Ca2Tale: Skeleton
Ca2Tale: Whatever
Variel: ((we're cautale
Ca2Tale: [CA2TALE]
Ca2Tale: [Now with...the exact same amount of prostitutes!]
Muffet: she watches, curious
Muffrisk: (Nope, there's one more)
Ca2Tale: Muffrisk awakens in a flowerbed.
Ca2Tale: MV?
Muffrisk: (Because Fellby is still naostablook)
Asmodeus : -He's looking in Muffet's general direction.-
Schywey: pops up from the ground, though he's only a head and a slightly longer than normal neck. His hair is pinned back by a small cylinder with a glowing red light in the center, revealing his other eyes. "Hhowdy. I'm Schyro, Schyro ththe robot." He gives a sweet smile. "Yyou must be new here, hhuh? Lelet me show yyou how ththings work around here, alrright?"
: Fellby [Fellby] is now Chara!Gaster [Charaster].
Muffrisk: she looks up, groaning. "...How did this happen. I have wi-HOLY"
Muffrisk: "...Uhm. Okay."
Schywey: Yyou see ththat heart?
Muffrisk: She has the real deal's collar on, too
Muffrisk: "...Yes?"
Schywey: That's yyyyour soul.
: ((Muffrisk was on a business trip to go get some succ
Muffet: "What the actual...?"
: ((Then she fucking fell
Fellby: -He glances from Muffet, to the tv.-
Muffrisk: "I know how SOULs work, so I look like I'm 2"
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Schywey: Oh, ggood.
Muffet: "Why am I on this program."
Charaster: "No you don't, my dear...."
Schywey: Ththen you know how thhey get ststronger.
Barchar: "It seems to take random people from the bar."
Ca2Tale: Wait did Chime not specify which gaster
Ca2Tale: oh shiiit
Muffrisk: "Yes, yes, stab things, get love, etc."
Charaster: -Muffrisk feels... a skeletal finger trace her chin.-
Variel: ((i assumed the normal one
Schywey: Heere.
Charaster: ((i did too, but then realized
Muffrisk: (She implied that it actually depends on the route)
Muffrisk: she shudders. "...Thisbis a bad voice. I don't like this voice."
Schywey: summons a bunch of tiny, cracked hearts.
Muffrisk: "...Dude, are those freaking broken SOULs"
Schywey: Nno.
Charaster: ((chara!gaster ain't gonna be the nice, fatherly scientist we know and love
Muffrisk: "What have I gotten myself into?"
Ca2Tale: The flowers in this universe are red and white, all seeming rather less like flowers and more like frameworks of what could be flowers.
Ca2Tale: Wierd.
Schywey: Ththat's jusst how my frfriendlinesss hearts look.
Muffrisk: (Northernlion will say 'damn, you're scummy' )
Muffrisk: "Friendliness...okay."
Schywey: sends them to the Soul.
Muffrisk: She takes them like a scrub
Jäger Leyline: (back
Schywey: Hheh.
Jäger Leyline: moves over to the couch
Schywey: Yoou idiiiiiot.
Muffrisk: "ARGH I'VE BEEN LIED TO"
Schywey: grins maliciously.
Charaster: "Ouch."
Muffrisk: "I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU SHITTY LITTLE THING!"
: Genocide route /s
Schywey: The hearts circle her, closing in. "Hhow about the othher way araround?"
Charaster: "Now there's the spirit I like!"
Muffrisk: "...What."
Jäger Leyline: ....whats going on here?
Muffrisk: she fishes for food. "WHERE DID MY SHIT GO"
Barchar: "Muffet is frisk."
Barchar: "Schyroton is flowey."
Schywey: They're closing in fast, spinning.
Variel: *Schywey's motions and his "friendliness hearts" suddenly stop. he's frozen, in fact.*
Ca2Tale: I'm gonna just have this rad spider dance remix on
Muffrisk: "..."
Schywey: ...
Muffrisk: "Is this what dying is like?"
Ca2Tale: Oh come on lets do this quick! I just got this sweet new trick, purples gonna suit you more~
Jäger Leyline: ......
Muffrisk: "I'm disappointed, to be honest."
Jäger Leyline: Well then
Variel: what a freak. picking on someone that just fell down.
Charaster: "I half expected a record scratch there."
Muffrisk: "Oh, I'm not dead. Unless you're the guy that takes me back to hell?"
Charaster: "I'm muffet, and you're probably wondering how I got into this situation..."
Variel: enters the scene, with [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Izu6jPVknhI]this playing[/url]
Ca2Tale: As if some guy responsible for all your background music just did his damn job
Muffrisk: "Who are you and would you shut your stupid mouth?"
Ca2Tale: A record scratch happens five seconds too late.
Schywey: The speaker vibrates. "Ii can hearrr you, assholle."
Muffrisk: she's not looking at variel
Charaster: "Well, my dear..."
Ca2Tale: Varik
Ca2Tale: Brandish the Planet Buster
Ca2Tale: Really
Ca2Tale: REALLY
Charaster: "If you take the right path, we'll meet some day."
Variel: hey, spider. you shouldn't stick around something that wanted to kill you.
Variel: ((varik is from brandish. so it's fitting
Muffrisk: "There's still some bullets there."
Muffrisk: "Probably going to kill me."
Schywey: Ii can hhear you fufuckers.
Muffrisk: "DON'T CARE, FLOWER!"
Schywey: is speaking through the speaker.
Variel: they won't move for a while. just find a way through them.
Muffrisk: or, wait
Muffrisk: Mmn robo-head
Schywey: Ii'm... nnot eveven a flllower.
Charaster: "You're flexible, aren't you, dear?"
Ca2Tale: I mean, Miyu tried her best.
Muffrisk: She sighs, walking up. She manages to contort herself to get througg
Ca2Tale: But she couldn't quite get the flower deal down, so she just settled for the cool Head On A Fucking Pike look.
Schywey: ...Ii'd applaud yyou if Ii had armss.
Muffrisk: "No you wouldn't, dearie. Don't lie."
Schywey: I'm aactually not ththis time.
Variel: yeah, whatever. *varik starts leaving* you might wanna follow me, spider.
Schywey: Thhhat's impresssive, though yyyou're ststill an idiot.
Muffrisk: "Whatever." she walks forward. "Muffet. For the record."
Schywey: ...
Muffrisk: she leaves schywey to sit there and be a dick
Charaster: "... What's that robot's damage, anyway?"
Schywey: You.
Schywey: Ok, not in this timeline, but still.
Variel: name's varik by the way. i guard the ruins.
Variel: been a while since someone last fell down.
Muffrisk: "Cooool." she looks around her surroundings, looking vaguely interested
Muffrisk: "Yes, and I had no excuse to, frankly. Bloody wings, and I fall down a hole."
Schywey: I assume he unfreezes eventually. When he does he retreats under the ground.
Muffet: meanwhile in the real world, Muffet is very confused and very mildly upset
: Frisky 's connection timed out.
Fellby: -He puts an arm around Muffet.-
Muffrisk: (You know what, I'm gonna make muffrisk's color brighter)
Muffet: (is that even noticeable)
Schywey: ((yes
Jäger Leyline: sits next to Fellby
Schywey: ((fun fact: schywey and schyroton have infinitesimally different colors
Schyroton: ((ouo
Variel: *they probably get to the introduction puzzle... which is already pre-solved* there's these puzzles everywhere. i never bothered resetting them.
Ca2Tale: ((Miyu has a very slight color shift to yellow
Ca2Tale: ((Thaaats it
Muffrisk: "Okay then."
Muffet: she nods at Jager.
Schywey: ((prisma has a shift to blue-grey
Barchar: walks over to complete the foursome
Schywey: ((and... idefk with metta
Variel: steps through the doorway
Variel: ((and now i'm not too certain what's next
Asmodeus : -He's just looking at Muffet, not really paying attention to the TV.-
Fellblook: ((He's pastel
Ca2Tale: The red and white framework flower aesthetoc clashes with the ruins.
Muffrisk: "...These flowers do not fit the location."
Ca2Tale: You remember the toriel parts at least?
Muffrisk: "You should get a different color."
Ca2Tale: I can handle the froggits and the bake sale.
Ca2Tale: And the candy and such
Variel: ((i remember the labled switch puzzle and the long hallway
Schywey: hides amongst them, and refrains from a 'fuck off'
Ca2Tale: Don't forget the spike trap
Variel: ((oh yeah
Ca2Tale: Oh
Ca2Tale: And the dummy
Jäger Leyline: nods back, hes just relaxing and drinking a beer
Muffrisk: she'll ignore the dummy.
Variel: ((which room was next? labled puzzle?
Schywey: ((seduce the dummy
Ca2Tale: You just...walk past the dummy
Ca2Tale: Next one is spike, then labels.
Ca2Tale: Then long hallway
Ca2Tale: Then on your own, then Home.
Muffrisk: [sub]because I don't have another speech for GLaDummy[/sub]
Muffrisk: she tries to use her wings to get over the spikes.
Muffrisk: and looks very upset when it doesn't work
Variel: *there was a wooden sword in the dummy room and the dummy looked pretty battered already. gotta have world building*
Variel: heh. having troubles?
Muffrisk: "My fucking wings aren't working." she said, angrily.
Ca2Tale: I can put in a char for the Mad Dummy if you don't wanna repeat GlaD
Muffrisk: "This shit isn't for looks."
Schywey: ((potential explanation: she broke a wing
Variel: whatever. there's a path to this. just follow me. *varik takes the correct way through the spikes*
Charaster: "Oh dear... it looks like you're broken."
Ca2Tale: Elsewhere, a man in a tuxedo is doing a shitton of paperwork "I really need to stop letting them miss the flowers."
Muffrisk: sure, except that should heal at save points or when eating
Muffrisk: she noticed the flowers!
Ca2Tale: I mean as in
Ca2Tale: You missed the flowerbed when falling
Muffrisk: Oh
Muffrisk: "[sub]No, you're broken you stupid...sign of my slipping sanity.[/sub]"
Variel: is waiting on the other side of the spikes
Charaster: "... Hm. True."
Charaster: "Ah well."
Muffrisk: she follows him, sighing
Muffrisk: (Ehhh, maybe that's for the best, yeah)
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Muffrisk: (Like, as much as I like that pun)
: -If Muffrisk feels as if she's being watched, well, she is. Though if she were to look, nothing woukd be there-
Muffrisk: (I kinda spent my joke with the neurotoxin/Wheatley thing)
Muffrisk: (And I don't have much else to do with her)
Variel: ((what's the next room?
Muffet: "...This version of me is very grumpy."
Variel: ((switches?
Ca2Tale: ((yep
Muffrisk: (I think so)
Fellby: "Yes she is."
Variel: *this puzzle's already solved. there's no labels on the switches. variel walks right past them*
Muffet: "I'm surprised there is another succubus me. I certainly never met her."
Muffet: "She seems unpleasant anyway."
Asmodeus : "I'm not very surprised there are others."
Muffet: she sneezes. "Hm. Someone must be talking about me." she muttered, walking forward.
Muffrisk: (I think that sneezing is that superstition? )
Muffrisk: (Or maybe it's eye itching, I forget)
Fanta: is secretly awake, waiting for husbando to return
Schywey: may or may not be visible following to the viewers, but is never visible to Muffrisk.
Schywey: ((it varies
Variel: *alright, next room.*
Charaster: "Don't they know it's rude to talk about someone?"
Ca2Tale: Loooong hallway
Muffrisk: "...Well. I always was a good sprinter!" she said, smiling. "...I guess."
Variel: i always hate this part. why'd they have to make a pointlessly long hallway...
: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.
Variel: doesn't really do much of noteworthy down this long hallway
Muffrisk: she sprints like a motherfucker
Muffrisk: "So, uh, one question, Monsieur Varik?"
Variel: yeah?
Muffrisk: "What's the over/under on..not being down here?"
Muffrisk: "We certainly have time to talk."
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Variel: well if we're going to talk, talk like a normal person.
Variel: none of that "monsieur" shit.
Muffrisk: "It's French!" she said, defensively
Muffrisk: "It is normal,"
Muffet: "I immediately hate this man."
Variel: scoffs "sure, a french spider demon."
Fellby: "What a douche."
Muffrisk: "YES!"
Schywey: is careful not to laugh as he silently follows.
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Charaster: "I mean, it's possible - oh wait he can't hear me."
Muffrisk: ironically, she actually IS French, unlike the normal muffet
Variel: whatever. anything you wanna know in particular?
Muffrisk: "How do I get out of this stupid underground place?"
Muffrisk: "We didn't fight to stay out just to fall right in it, dammit."
Variel: shrugs "hell if i know. there's a barrier on all exits to this place."
Variel: let's things in, not out.
Variel: *oh look the end of the hallway*
Muffrisk: "Ugh. Stupid arbitrary magic..."
Charaster: "I see the light at the end of the tunnel!"
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Variel: ((how long is left until toriel ditches you in the actual game?
Ca2Tale: ((Right after the hallway
Ca2Tale: So the real question is
Ca2Tale: How many people got rekt trying to force Laharl into the underground
Muffrisk: A fucking lot, I imagine
Ca2Tale: There comes a point where it was just a game of numbers and not skill
Jäger Leyline: has fallen asleep
: High Feast Laharl [Ca2Tale] is now High Feast Laharl [Laharlgore].
Variel: i'm gonna go on ahead. do you know how to FIGHT?
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Laharlgore: Thats why Australia exists
Laharlgore: It's the area that Laharl just kept spamming Overlord's Wrath in
: High Feast Laharl [Laharlgore] is now High Feast Laharl [Ca2Tale].
Jäger Leyline: fell asleep awhile ago actually
Muffrisk: "Uh..."
Muffrisk: "By hitting things?"
Ca2Tale: Oh right
Ca2Tale: As Muffet is going along, a Froggit engages
Ca2Tale: This is normally when ti gets scared off by Tori
Variel: yeah. that's the ticket. just hit things til they stop fighting back.
Charaster: "Can't you seduce them to get them out of the way?"
Charaster: "Although... killing might be a little more fun."
Variel: heh. looks like you get to test it out here.
Ca2Tale: Yep, thats Laharl's adopted kid alright.
Variel: does not interfere with the froggit battle
Muffrisk: she thinks
Muffrisk: she sees no reason to harm this frog. She strikes a mildly attractive pose. Not gonna waste the good shit on this dude.
Ca2Tale: [*Seduce]
Ca2Tale: [Fight] [Seduce] [Item] [Mercy] are your commands
Ca2Tale: [Seduce *Pose]
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Ca2Tale: You pose for Froggit.
Ca2Tale: Froggit looks uncomfortable
Ca2Tale: *Meow.
Muffrisk: "...That went poorly."
Variel: what the hell are you doing?
Charaster: "Mmmh, it did."
Ca2Tale: [MERCY?]
Muffrisk: [*spare]
Schywey: The people in the bar can probably see his disgusted look.
Ca2Tale: [The little eyes underneath the froggit climb out]
Ca2Tale: [A cat walks away, leaving behind the froggit costume]
Ca2Tale: [*Meow]
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Muffrisk: "Aww, it's adorable."
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Ca2Tale: [You continue on, 5 G awarded]
Variel: you could've just given it a small kick and it would've went away. but whatever.
Charaster: "Not as cute as you."
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Variel: is an asshole
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Schywey: is a bigger asshole
Muffrisk: "Why would I want to kick a cute...frog...cat?"
: High Feast Laharl [Ca2Tale] is now High Feast Laharl [Laharlgore].
Laharlgore: Prroooobably doesn't have NEARLY as much emotional turmoil about killing those kids.
: High Feast Laharl [Laharlgore] is now High Feast Laharl [Ca2Tale].
Variel: to make it go away. obviously.
Jäger Leyline: wakes up
Variel: continues on
Fellby: -He's watching the tv intently.-
Schywey: ((im so excited for omega schywey because i have things planned
Jäger Leyline: leans on him and watches too
Muffet: she groans, continuing on. "I'm made for love, dearie, not war."
Variel: [sub]the overlord will be really disappointed if he finds her. or pissed about it.[/sub]
Jäger Leyline: weird show
Muffrisk: "The what?"
Barchar: "Yeah."
Charaster: goes unusually silent.
Variel: doesn't matter. just keep going. feel free to look around.
Muffet: "I still find myself struck by how awful of a person this 'Varik' is."
Muffrisk: [sub]"What, no clever, mildly unnerving quips now? "[/sub]
Schywey: is still following Muffrisk.
Muffrisk: "Fine, fine..."
Ca2Tale: ((Yo who was Muffet again
Muffrisk: she goes into a candy room
Muffrisk: (Uh...)
Charaster: ((jasper
Muffrisk: (Yeah)
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Muffet!Jasper: ((i have the command
Ca2Tale: ((Alright, so a gem bake sale for raising funds to ensure the saving of endangered sharks
Schywey: ((jaffet. japhet.
Ca2Tale: ((So she can punch them
Variel: *there's no bowl at all. varik didn't put any candy out.
Charaster: ((nonono
Charaster: ((the gems are like
Charaster: ((tiny versions of the gems in the show
Schywey: ((aw!
Schywey: ((thats so cute!
Ca2Tale: [Random Encounters, Y/N]
Muffrisk: uhhh
Ca2Tale: [If Yes I will ensure you get a RP thing with each and every notable monster]
Ca2Tale: [And worldbuild the SHIT out of them]
Muffrisk: [Yeah, sure, why not]
Horse: Did you say
Horse: Every available monster?
Ca2Tale: [Half of them are Barchar and Horse]
Ca2Tale: [But eh]
Ca2Tale: [Random encounter! With Whimsun]
Horse: Whinnysun
Ca2Tale: [I'll only throw in Horse when you least expect it]
Muffrisk: "...awww. Poor thing."
Jäger Leyline: texts Fanta [What are you up to?]
Muffrisk: Mmn she approaches whimsun to console
Fanta: [Comforting Asriel]
Ca2Tale: [Seduce]
Ca2Tale: [Console]
Muffrisk: I dunno if that's a seduce, but I guess that's gotta he kinda broad huh
Ca2Tale: "...Eek!" [Wimsun flees in terror. Leaving behind 6 HL]
Charaster: "This guy's rather skittish... good luck, my sweet."
Jäger Leyline: [He asleep yet? wanna go clay pigeon shooting]
Variel: ((it was G earlier now it's disgaea currency?
Ca2Tale: ((The first froggit has everything backwards
Fanta: [Him and colton are snuggled tight]
Ca2Tale: ((That was the joke
Fanta: [I can't get up]
Variel: ((welp. i guess i didn't get it
Ca2Tale: ((The first froggit gets flattered when you insult it
Ca2Tale: ((And scared when you anger it, etc
Ca2Tale: [You continue on through the ruins]
Ca2Tale: [...Theres a fuck in the way]
Ca2Tale: [Napstablook, your time is now]
Charaster: ((shit i frogot my command again
Fanta: ((Are we getting to snowdin tonight?
Fellblook: -got it-
Ca2Tale: ((If everyone stays up
Ca2Tale: ((But Frisky ain't here
Fanta: ((Because pls no I need to go to sleep in 20
Fanta: ((Ok
Fanta: ((Good
Fellblook: -This little firey shit's snoozing away.-
Variel: ((so out of ruins at most
Fellby: "Is... is that me?"
Ca2Tale: [Move it with force?]
Muffrisk: she pushes him with her foot
Fellblook: -He wakes up, slightly...-
Fellblook: "Oh, hello there."
Jäger Leyline: not aa hot as the real deal
Fellblook: -He says that with a wink.-
Muffet: a realization dawns on her. "Oh, lord...i recognize that voice.."
Jäger Leyline: [damn. Need anything?]
Muffrisk: "...Hello, dearie."
Fanta: [Know where Hywel is?]
Fellblook: "You're... wow. You're the most beautiful thing I've seen down here, and there's little gem people in here!"
Jäger Leyline: [havent seen grump much as of late]
Muffrisk: "Aww. I'm altered. C
Ca2Tale: Yo did we assign Temmie
Fanta: [He's not in bed]
Muffrisk: "FLATTERED
Muffrisk: WTF autocorrect
Variel: ((altered muffet
Muffrisk: RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE
Ca2Tale: ((Altertale
Ca2Tale: ((Where it's just an AU based on DiD
Fellblook: -He rises up, circling Muffet, giving a wolf-whistle as he does so.-
Jäger Leyline: [Sorry been busy. BTW theres a new kid in the house. Dovin. He my actual son]
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Variel: ((anyone seen frisktale?
Ca2Tale: ((I have
Variel: ((where everyone is a frisk cosplaying as what they replace
: ((I have
Schywey: is audibly gagging in the distance.
Schywey: ((yes
Variel: ((ohai frisky
Ca2Tale: [Oh by the way]
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: ((Also I'm here now
Muffrisk: she allows this.
Ca2Tale: [Bandage +1 Def]
Alki: (( yo ))
: ((We can possibly get to Snowdin
Fellblook: -He attempts to snuggle up against her.-
: ((Only if you all want to tho
Schywey: ((hi
: (('eyy, Ant
Muffrisk: [This is how you flirt with me motherfucker]
Ca2Tale: [Succubus Regulation Sharp Wit and Silver Tongue +1 Atk]
Schywey: im ok with it
Variel: ((sure
: Frisky [] is now Frisky [Comic Hoopa].
Charaster: "... He's. Forward."
Ca2Tale: ((Slar doesn't wanna
Comic Hoopa: ((Oh, okay
Variel: ((oh. okay
Charaster: ((slar has to go to bed in 20
Schywey: can be heard gagging.
Muffrisk: she laugh. "Sorry, dearie. As much as I appreciate someone...classier, I need to get moving."
Comic Hoopa: ((Then I won't
: Frisky [Comic Hoopa] is now Frisky [].
Muffrisk: "...Do you have a pen?"
Fellblook: "No... but I can try to make do."
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Muffrisk: she gives him her number, somehow or another. Before realizing she doesn't have a fucking phone
Ca2Tale: [Btw, I'm making up the weapons for the fallen kids]
Ca2Tale: [Good luck guessing what they are]
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Fellblook: "See you around, pretty spider lady."
Muffrisk: "...Tell you what, uh, I'll take yours. And then next time I have a phone, I'll call you." she finger guns
Jäger Leyline: is on the couch watchin TV
Variel: ((i'm thinking of possible genocide variel fights
Muffrisk: (Pick random characters)
Variel: ((and it could be one of two ways
Fellblook: -He sighs, producing his number... from somewhere.-
Schywey: ((i wanna do omega schywey pleasa no genoroute yet
Muffrisk: (The last set should be Merasmus)
Muffrisk: she nods, walking off
Variel: ((no genocide yet, of course
Muffrisk: she already spared something it's fine
Alki: (( are we in the ruins? ))
Variel: ((if you followed varik's advice you could also spare. but you'd be an asshole pacifist
Schywey: ((make one of the sets nerd glasses and pistol /s
Ca2Tale: ((Yep
Ca2Tale: [Woohoo flower puzzles]
Muffrisk: she moves on, blowing fellstablook a kiss
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Ca2Tale: [You fall down some pits and have a nice trip!]
Muffrisk: she falls a LOT
Karamatsu: ((one of them should be a pair of sunglasses and sparkly jeans
Jäger Leyline: isnt really paying much attention to Asmo
Muffrisk: she grumbles about her damned wings
Ca2Tale: [Theres some kinda vegetable imbedded in the floor in the top left pit]
Charaster: "So he was a charmer."
Vaati: ((magic hat and mage's cape
Ca2Tale: ((I've got ones for characters from pretty much everyone
Variel: *the next switch based puzzle is already solved because varik doesn't reset puzzles. just a heads up*
Ca2Tale: ((Mine is pretty damn obvious
Schywey: ((cool
Variel: ((is it an editor set?
Ca2Tale: ((hah no
Muffrisk: [Better than you.]
Ca2Tale: [Pluck the veggie]
Muffrisk: yes
Ca2Tale: [You grab it by its stalk and pull up a giant...blue...flower]
Jäger Leyline: so uh.....whose the main character?
Ca2Tale: [it's a giant Craci Flower, from the netherworld, known for being annoying as shit and doing wierd shit to demons]
Variel: ((it's a pikmin
Ca2Tale: [It's got a face]
Fellby: "Muffet."
DamnDude: [[ It's probably Runner considering Miyu's already in this ]]
Schywey: [It isn't him, that's for sure.]
Ca2Tale: [FIGHT] [SEDUCE] [ITEM] [MERCI!~]
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Jäger Leyline: like your muffet? or another one?
Muffrisk: seduce?
Muffet: "Definitely me."
Muffet: "She has the collar."
Ca2Tale: [Talk] [Pose] [Din-Dins] [Devour]
Jäger Leyline: didnt know you were an actor muffet
: Alki [Alki] is now jerry 5 [Jerry 5].
Muffrisk: [Din-dins]
Muffet: "I'm not."
Variel: ((we won't get to jerry tonight
Charaster: "Do din-dins, that's adorable!"
Muffet: "I could be, though..."
Ca2Tale: "Eat your highly toxic demonic flowers!"
Ca2Tale: [It throws down flower petals, and one green petal]
Muffet: "...uhm.."
Jerry 5: (( I figured. I just wanna be in character. Being here even when not wanted/needed is right down jerry's alley ))
Muffrisk: She reluctantly grabs the green one
Jäger Leyline: .....so they used your likeness? does.that mean I might be in there?
Ca2Tale: [Muffet's color scheme goes from purple to red, then blue, then some wierd whitish yellow]
Ca2Tale: [And then the effects of this annoying as shit flower wear off]
Ca2Tale: [The flower seems satiated]
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Schywey: is following her, but he never says anything to alert her of his presence except for gagging during flirty stuff. Otherwise, he retreats before she can notice.
Asmodeus : -He's not paying attention to anything, really. Seems off somewhere else.-
Fellblook: -He's laying around in one of the holes.-
Muffrisk: "I'm never doing that again."
Muffrisk: merci~
Jäger Leyline: isnt paying much attetion to Asmo
Jerry 5: waits for a ride from entra in snowden
Schywey: might be visible to the viewers
Ca2Tale: [Muffet spares it with french]
Asmodeus : -He has no reason to comment on this.-
Muffet: "I think this is a...live stream of some alternate dimension. Involving us."
Ca2Tale: [Bottom right hoile] [Middle hole]
: hole*
Varik: *varik's soul is still in the bar if anyone forgot*
Jäger Leyline: wonder if Ill show up
Schywey: is an alternate version of a neutral good person lol
Muffrisk: Middke
Muffrisk: now he's neutral dick
Ca2Tale: [You fall down a hole and have a good time
Schywey: is chaotic asshole
Ca2Tale: [Inside the hole is not fellblook, thats the bottom left]
Variel: is about the same in dickishness, but doesn't kill
Ca2Tale: [You find some kinda, mask]
Ca2Tale: [^_^ Mask, +5 Def]
Schywey: ((oh, it's nobody
Variel: ((yup
Ca2Tale: [*Requires constant adjustment]
Variel: ((there it is
Ca2Tale: Nobody, in the bar, kinda tilts his head.
Ca2Tale: He didn't think he was that patient.
Muffrisk: "...Okay,then."
Muffrisk: she puts it on. "Ugh. Masks aren't sexy." she adjusts it. "I better get something better soon."
Ca2Tale: Oh yeah, the items and weapons don't match up
Ca2Tale: More than six kids have fallen.
Charaster: -oh-
Muffrisk: she heads back down to fellblook
Schywey: is gonna have a lot of souls then
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Ca2Tale: These fucks don't really need a soul, it's really a mystery why Laharl just hasn't broken the barrier by being an OP bastard.
Ca2Tale: And is still sotckpiling these souls.
Ca2Tale: Maybe thats why Varik got pissed.
Muffrisk: "...Oh. Hi again." she said, waving with one hand
Fellblook: "Heeeey, baby!"
Döven : -enters the bar, he looks like a 10 verison of Jager but wearing a hooded garb with wrapped arms and legs and has a katana on his back
Muffrisk: one useful thing about 6 arms: she can adjust her mask without sacrificing much
Fellblook: "I'm kind of... stuck down here."
Barchar: she immediately tackles hik
Fellblook: "Nice mask!"
Schywey: ((maybe they need like thirteen souls
Muffrisk: "Thanks. I found it in another hole."
Ca2Tale: ((This is more than just monsters
Variel: got pissed laharl let both heirs die and the fact he hasn't broken the barrier (working plot)
Ca2Tale: ((theres OP as shit demons, humahns
Muffrisk: "Wait, can't you just walk through the door?" she points at it
Ca2Tale: ((You're gonna need like, 30.
Fellblook: "Well, I could..."
Döven : rolls out of ths way and leaps on the jukebox
Schywey: ((tru
Fellblook: "But I wouldn't be here with you."
Jerry 5: (( enough souls to have more character plugs ))
Jäger Leyline: Doven youre suppose to stay home damnit
Döven : I got bored.
Muffrisk: "Daaaw."
Muffrisk: "I like you."
Fellblook: "The feeling's mutual, cutie"
Charaster: -Muffet hears someone going "Uuuuuuuuggghhh" in the distance.-
Jäger Leyline: Fine but youre have to stay here with me
Muffrisk: "But, unfortunately, I must be off. Adieu, Cheri. See you soon, if we're lucky." and off she goes
Schywey: Two people.
Ca2Tale: [You continue through the Ruins]
Fellblook: "Bye! See you soon!"
Barchar: "FUCK YOUR REFLEXES." she grunts, face-down on the floor
Ca2Tale: {After a heated discussion with a rock on whether or not he should move]
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Ca2Tale: [You get past that]
Ca2Tale: [...And run across another equip]
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Ca2Tale: [Brimstone. +5 Atk]
Ca2Tale: [*Requires a charge time, but its still broken as hell.]
Ca2Tale: [*A relic of a protagonist long gone.]
Muffrisk: oh fuvk yes
Variel: ((*leaves the throat REALLY sore*
Muffrisk: "This feels comfortable. Must be demonic."
Charaster: "Slipping into something more comfortable, hm?"
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Ca2Tale: [Continuing on...]
Ca2Tale: [You hit a fork in the path, near a tree]
Ca2Tale: [Fork: +1 ATk]
Döven : maybe if you lost some wieght you wouldnt be so slow
Ca2Tale: [jk]
Ca2Tale: [Go to Gem Bake Sale]
Ca2Tale: {GO to Home]
Muffet!Jasper: [plz]
Barchar: "I'm thin as a fucking rail dammit."
Ca2Tale: [Hah this isn't a fucking choice]
Ca2Tale: [You go to the gem bake sale]
Muffrisk: bake sale has her interest
Muffet!Jasper: -There's cute little gems!-
Muffet!Jasper: -Selling baked goods! And cider!-
Muffrisk: "Yes. I approve."
Muffet!Jasper: -A Ruby with her gem in her eyesocket REALLY wants you to buy something...-
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Muffrisk: she gets a gem...donut?
Muffet!Jasper: -Yes-
Ca2Tale: ((Shark Fin soup
Schywey: , being the dick he is and mostly hanging near the ruins, probably keeps these teeny gems scared of him by torturing them to near-death. Probably. Because he's a cunt.
Muffrisk: gem donut
Muffet!Jasper: -And that's why she wants to move them out of the ruins-
Ca2Tale: ((Japhet and Schywey have a mutual agreement of 'I see you and I fucking crush you'
Schywey: ((pretty much
Döven : youre slow clumbersome movements say otherwise
Jäger Leyline: Enough Doven! Leave her alone
Döven : .......
Barchar: "I've had a body for like 5 months you cunt"
Ca2Tale: Less
Ca2Tale: Runner nuked your old one like, a week ago
Muffrisk: she waves, chomping her donut
Ca2Tale: >Eating your donut
Barchar: no, she still had the head
Ca2Tale: >Jasper fight
Ca2Tale: >rip
Barchar: she had to regen the rest
Variel: ((riperino
Schywey: hah
Jerry 5: (( Who was toriel also did muffrisk kill them? ))
Muffrisk: I won't skip Chime's fight
Muffet!Jasper: -There's no gem reciepts-
Muffrisk: skipping Muffet was like my one regret
Charaster: ((the muffet fight was really fun
Ca2Tale: ((I fucking hate muffet she ruined my deathless pacifist
Variel: ((i fought muffet first, then skipped her after failing because muffet broke my no death streak
Ca2Tale: ((Six times over
Muffrisk: Varik. And they haven't even fought yet
Muffrisk: to HOME she goes
Ca2Tale: ((I died more times on Muffet than I did on everyone else combined
Schywey: has jus been following. His 'roots' spread everywhere, sooo.
Ca2Tale: ((Fuck you muffet
Ca2Tale: [You go visit Variel]
Variel: ((glyde actually, was the one that ruined my deathless pacifist
Ca2Tale: [CE, Take it from here doctaH!]
Ca2Tale: ((Btw, my school is starting a little shop of horrors play
Schywey: ((YOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ca2Tale: ((I've gotten in to it because i'm like, second best in choir.
Ca2Tale: ((Resident Orin. Here.
Variel: is not in the entrance hall or in front of HOME
Ca2Tale: ((I won't get much screentime but i'll get the best song
Schywey: ((I WANTED TO BE ORIN SO BADLY
Schywey: ((i got wino #2
Ca2Tale: ((Luckily i've got a nice baritone for Orin
Ca2Tale: ((...And nobody else auditioned to be the second closest thing the movie has to a bad guy
Ca2Tale: ((<>,
Ca2Tale: ((<.<
Muffrisk: I meant the other home but okay
Muffrisk: she intrudes upon his home
Charaster: ((i think flame meant where you get the toy knife, laharl
Ca2Tale: ((Oh she uh, I kinda forgot where that was
Ca2Tale: ((So brimstone just 'showed up'
Jerry 5: (( I just realized how dumb my question was...the toriel fight hasn't even happened yet. fuck I'm tired ))
Variel: *oh hey look, there's a cell phone on the table* ((because i never gave a cellphone. is dis alright 'harl?
Ca2Tale: ((fuckin' go for it
Muffrisk: "Oooh!" she picks it up. Thieving bitch
Charaster: "Nice!"
: jerry 5 [Jerry 5] is now Ant [Ant].
Muffrisk: Step 1: Fire ghost in contacts
Muffrisk: Step 2: profot
Schywey: ((they wouldnt let someone with a feminine body play orin and im mildly salty bc everyone agreed id be a better orin than the guy who did it including the guy who did it himself
Muffrisk: she looks around the house
Ca2Tale: Muffet with the pruffet
Ca2Tale: ((We have a drag queen playing Audrey
Variel: is in what would be toriel's living room, if you looked there
Fellblook: -Score-
Ca2Tale: ((I'm not even fucking joking it's a feminine guy that looks like Aurdey in drag
Ca2Tale: ((He hams up the role so much it's fucking amazing
Schywey: (thats beautiful
Schywey: ((unfortunately my school wanted a man to play orin
Muffrisk: "Hi again."
Ca2Tale: ((My school's militaristic as shit
Ca2Tale: ((I'm surprised they even have these things
Ca2Tale: ((I'm more surprised they let a guy go full drag queen
Muffrisk: (Muffrisk accidentally sexts miyu instead of fellby)
Schywey: ((omfg
Charaster: ((and of course this guy's just howling at that
Variel: you just walked right into my house, huh.
Charaster: "Yes we fucking did."
Charaster: "Deal with it."
Muffrisk: "The door was open."
Muffrisk: "And I have nowhere else to go."
Variel: fuckin' thing doesn't have a lock. whatever. this is probably the most solid place in the ruins anyway. *varik's house isn't in great condition, but it's passable*
Muffet: she looks really upset now that she's noticed who exactly that voice is
Variel: you want something to eat?
Charaster: -Muffrisk feels a sort of weight on her shoulders, like someone's leaning on her.-
Ca2Tale: ((Charaster: NEVER HAD A FRIEND LIKE ME
Variel: go ahead and raid the fridge if you want.
Muffrisk: she stumbles a bit forward
Charaster: "Score."
Muffrisk: "Uh...yeah. Sure." she goes in and picks up some food.
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Variel: *there's not much in the fridge. there is some cocoon pizza though... it's just pizaa with sugar on it*
Muffrisk: [sub]"What the hell are you talking about?"[/sub]
Muffrisk: she can do sugary pizza
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Charaster: "What the hell is this shit"
: Sugary pizza [I]can[/I] be good
Muffrisk: "Pizza."
Variel: *cocoon pizza is a haloween hack reference if nobody got it*
Schyroton: -He quietly enters- ...Okay Ii wasn't acttually at low chcharge I just was nnnot up to ssocia-- whatththe hell?
Fellby: "I... I don't know."
Schyroton: ...Iis ththat... you, Muffettt?
Variel: is still in the living room... place.
Muffet: "Yes." she said, frowning.
Schyroton: Wweird.
Schyroton: -He watches, weirded out but curious.
Muffet: she wanders around the rest of the house
Charaster: "Doop doop. Let's snoop through his stuff."
Variel: *where the off limits room would be, there's just an empty room. so that's boring.*
Schyroton: ...
: ((I'm gonna go to bed
: ((gn
Variel: ((bai frisky
Schywey: ((gn frisky
Charaster: ((gn
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Muffrisk: she enters the kids room. Or whatever it is now.
Schyroton: -He doesn't know why but the disembodied voice skeeves him.-
Variel: *the kids room is lacking any toys or anything. but there's still the bed*
Charaster: "Huh... empty."
Charaster: "Nothing fun... until you showed up that is."
Muffrisk: "Ugh."
Schyroton: .................Nno, that ccan't...
Muffet: she knows full well why
Muffet: "Alternate dimension." she said, grinding her teeth
Muffrisk: she heads downstairs
Charaster: "Come on, baby, let's - oh."
Ant: (I need to sleep i think)
Ant: ((gn))
Schyroton: ...Ohhh oh ew.
Schywey: ((gn
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Schyroton: Yyeah, sorrry, no, Iiiii'm refusingto deal with ththis.
Schyroton: Nnot today.
Variel: *not too long after muffet steps down into the basement, varik comes down after* "going down here probably isn't the best idea"
Fellby: "Yeah, you should get out of here."
Schyroton: Ii'm out.
Schyroton: -He leaves.-
Muffet: "I hope I kill him."
Charaster: "... Dont' tell us what to do."
Muffrisk: "What?"
Variel: down there's the exit. and if you exit the overlord will be looking for you. and then he'll be real pissed that you're not a fighter.
Schyroton: -He texts Fellby.- [also did you notice a weird flower that looked like me in the corner of the screen for a second]
Charaster: "The overlord can suck my ass."
Fellby: [yes]
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Schyroton: [ok i wanted to make sure that wasnt just me.]
Muffrisk: "I don't give a shit about the overlord. I'm going home."
Ca2Tale: ((I'd like to point out that with Schrywey's design
Ca2Tale: ((Miyu must've given up on the flower thing
Ca2Tale: ((And just shoved a soul into what was effectively a robot head on a pike
Charaster: "Atta girl!"
Schyroton: [it looked like a vague flower shape but thats it.]
Ca2Tale: ((Miyu sucks at making flowers clearly
Schyroton: [yeahhh text me when thats on so i can avoid it]
Variel: holds his hand out, muffet is overcome by sleep. by the time muffet wakes up, varik is in front of the door, and oh shit he has a knife
Muffrisk: "WHAT THE HELL"
Ca2Tale: Welcome to the Varik Wild Ride
Ca2Tale: Where Varik timestops you
Ca2Tale: over and over
Muffrisk: BWAAHHH (bubble bubble bubble)
Variel: ((not timestop, but sleepstun. same thing really
Charaster: [ok]
Charaster: "OOOH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK"
Variel: you wanna leave? then MAKE me get out of the way.
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Muffrisk: she just shot a brimstone at his ass
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Schyroton: [thanks ::)]
Ca2Tale: Editor idly kicks on some music in the background
Ca2Tale: http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=E-DRkixL3rA#Watsky-_Ten_Fingers
Variel: is hit by a fucking brimstone blast. he manages to survive but it looks like just barely. oops he sleepstuns you again
Variel: (([url=https://soundcloud.com/retro-is-the-guy-of-the-jones-retro/psychosphere]battle music[/url]
Charaster: "Jesus christ!"
Variel: *when muffet wakes up varik looks fine again and muffet has a giant cut on her arm*
Charaster: "HE'S CHEATING"
Charaster: "THIS ISN'T FAIR"
Muffrisk: "WHAT THE HELL"
Muffrisk: bwaaah
Muffrisk: (Schywey: "I bet you regret killing Varik!" Muffrisk: "Actually, no, in no way whatsoever" )
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Variel: is hit again... guts doesn't save him this time. curse you awful stats. *varik got hurt and collapsed!*
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Ca2Tale: [FIGHT]
Ca2Tale: [MERCY]
Muffrisk: "AHHHHHH" she lasers him again
Ca2Tale: [*FIGHT]
Variel: fucking dies
Charaster: "Ooooh... good god."
Schywey: [You ruined a paci run gg]
Muffrisk: "...I do not regret this at all."
Ca2Tale: You jsut fuckering murdered what was probably the equivalent to a brother to laharl.
Charaster: [we'll reset and try a pacifist]
Charaster: [someday]
Variel: lies there. absolutely destroyed by brimstone. ded. his knife is there though
Muffrisk: yeah. But not right now, because...uh...he's kind of a bad guy
Ca2Tale: Like seriously if someone tells Laharl about this, which would probably just be either Schywey or Jasper's gems.
Ca2Tale: Hell is LITERALLY going to break loose.
Muffrisk: isn't gonna touch his fuckin sacrificial knife or whatever the fuck. She gets the hell past him
Muffet!Jasper: -A little pearl sneaks out of the ruins...-
DamnDude: [[ Well that was quick ]]
Schywey: pops up from the ground. "Welllll, welllllllll, well. Wewell welll welly well well welll."
Muffet!Jasper: -And gets crushed underfoot in snowdin-
Muffrisk: "...Whst do you want?"
Muffet!Jasper: -The world's tough when you're only a couple inches tall-
Schywey: You knowww... ththe Overlord wwould jujust love to hear about what youu've done.
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Schywey: You ssee... he wawas like a brbrother to hiim. Youu're goinng to regret yourrr decision soon enough.
Schywey: Iit doesn't matter, ththough. Yyou'll die out here rrregardless!
Schywey: Maybe iit'll be me.
Schywey: Maybe not.
Ca2Tale: Updated status on every Royal Vassal in the Underground the moment Laharl recieves the news.
Ca2Tale: The demon is not to be captures. Strike to kill.
Muffrisk: "Oh, fuck off, he tried to kill me."
Ca2Tale: Rip
Schywey: We'lll jujust have to see, nnow won't wee?
Charaster: "Honey, normally I'd agree with you, but..."
Variel: ((think for a moment. if varik wanted you dead, he could've killed you during a sleepstun
Charaster: "You don't know d- laharl."
Charaster: "He's going to have your head on a pike."
Charaster: -There's a dark chuckle.-
Charaster: "This is going to be very."
Charaster: "Very."
Charaster: "Interesting."
Variel: ((well this got very interesting. way more so than cautale 1 i must say
Schywey: 's eyes turn monochrome. "Hhe coukd have killled you if he wawanted to. Hhe was only ttrying to protect you frfrom this collld, dangerous world."
Schywey: But nnow, you've opennned yourself up tto a whole nenew world of paiiin.
Ca2Tale: Safe to say prismadyne probly isn't gonna be shooting to capture this time around.
Ca2Tale: If Schywey sends the news.
Charaster: -It feels as though someone's stroking Muffet's cheek."
Charaster: "We'll see each other soon..."
Prismadyne: -Noooope-
Muffrisk: "..."
Schywey: Ddo you wawant me to jjust kill you nnow, or wwait 'tillll we get home?
Muffrisk: "Ive got enough problems without a metaphysical creeper."
Muffrisk: "Haha. Fuck off underground. I'm leaving." she walks off towards snowdin
Schywey: Yyour funeralll.
Ca2Tale: Theres a camera in the bush.
Ca2Tale: It's a sort of framework camera, it's got a small purple Ankh on one side and a purple heart on the other.
Schywey: goes to deliver the news.
Ca2Tale: The words MGA are engraved on it, it follows Muffrisk's movements.
Ca2Tale: You run across a yellow flashing star
Ca2Tale: [Killing Variel fills you with a sense of DEATH to come.]
Muffrisk: this is a very...counterpoint save system to undertal's.
Ca2Tale: Muffrisk just fucked up
Ca2Tale: Big time
Schywey: mind if i rp what happens with laharlsgore?
Variel: ((muffer must die mode activated
Variel: ((*muffet
Ca2Tale: Not at all
Schywey: emerges in the throne room. "Hhello, your hiiiighness."
Charaster: ((i'm already writing Japhet's dialouge, this is gonna be fun
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Charaster: ((it's also gonna explain why most gems are so tiny
Ca2Tale: Laharl looks down from his throne, one of the demons to his left on the large pile of flowers looking at the Flower.
Muffrisk: this is gonna be really different depending on this one fucking kill
Ca2Tale: "Stand down Malagrid, who are you?" He reaches a hand torwards the sword next to his overly tall throne.
Ca2Tale: You killed the literal worse person you could've killed
Schywey: Ii'm Schyro. Ii come with aaa message.
: Muffrisk the Succufrisk [Muffrisk] is now Master Baker Muffet The Succubus [Muffet].
Ca2Tale: "Well, spit it out then." He says in his high pitched voice.
Schywey: Variik is dead, yyyour highnesss. A demonnn, wiwith five eyes annd six arms, shhhe murdered him. I fifigured that you should be awwware of a ththreat.
Ca2Tale: "..."
Ca2Tale: "What." He says, as if Varik choked on a bag of black pretzels.
Schywey: Shhe's outside Snnowdin.
Schywey: She kiilled him,wiwith brimsttone.
Schywey: Ask ththose... weirrd, tiny ggems in ththe Ruins. Ththey saw iit too.
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Muffrisk: I get the feeling that Fellby might be the only person here she ends up trusting
Ca2Tale: He stands up, huncing over.[url=http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/disgaea/images/b/b9/D1_Laharl_11_Bust.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100813221305&path-prefix=en]"If this is true, SHE ISN'T GOING TO LIVE TO SEE THE SURFACE!"[/url]
Schywey: Iit is. Ththank you ffffor listening.
Ca2Tale: "You there!" He says, gesturing to the two guards to the side.
Ca2Tale: "Inform Prismadyne and the royal vassals to stop aiming to capture, I want her HEAD on a platter!"
Chalor: "Yes Sir!" She runs off.
Fellblook: -That's 'cause he likes her tiddies-
Barkid: I already had the idea of Barchar trying to protect her from Prismadyne. Methinks that's really necessary now.
Ca2Tale: Muffet is soooo fucked.
Variel: ((worse than genocide. MUFFET MUST DIE
Muffrisk: I'm simultaneously glad I made this decision and regretting it greatly
Ca2Tale: "And one of you idiots tell that Miyu kid to pull out the old experiments with robotics! I want every Royal Vassal equipped with the best damn stuff we have!"
Ca2Tale: "If I see one more person dead i'll be going down there to end her myself." He stands down, sitting on his throne.
???: [[ "You've sullied what little grace you had. It's a shame all of this beauty was wasted on you" ]]
Ca2Tale: "Oh, and uh."
Variel: (inb4 bitchkill omega
Muffet!Jasper: -A tiny peridot exits the throne room, off to tell her Jasper what's going on.-
Ca2Tale: "One of you fools? Go get that Vega fucker out of hotland, i've got a job for him."
Muffet: [[ANOTHER METAPHYSICAL CREEPER OKAY]]
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Muffet: (I know it's ooc dd but it amused me)
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Schywey: ((is this mike vega? was that his name
Vega: (( Well there's that ))
Ca2Tale: This is not Michael Vernes
Schywey: ((ohhh
Schywey: ((ok, was unsure
Ca2Tale: He sits down, to brood.
Vega: (( I might have been PMing Laharl about replacing the Art Club with a street fighting tourney considering there wasn't a planned swap for so sorry ))
Schywey: Mmy overlord, ththank you for listttening.
Schywey: ((oh, beautiful
Ca2Tale: "Heh, keep that respect."
Ca2Tale: "Keep tabs on this demon for me."
Variel: (i put it in the txt. so sorry is vega
Ca2Tale: "If she hurts one more of my vassals i'll be executing her myself."
Schywey: Ii promiise to.
Ca2Tale: "Tell me of anyone who dares associate themselves with her."
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Schywey: Ii shall!
Ca2Tale: Aaaand scene.
Ca2Tale: You
Ca2Tale: Done
Ca2Tale: Goofed
CryingEevee OOC: ((muffet))
CryingEevee OOC: ((must))
CryingEevee OOC: ((die))
Schywey: leaves, popping up in a place only he can reach.
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Muffet: Okay let's look at this from an in character perspective
DamnDude: [[ Bleed ]]
DamnDude: [[ For ]]
DamnDude: [[ Me ]]
Schywey: Ththis is goiing better than Ii'd hoped.
Muffet: There's this dude she barely kniws
Muffet: Who's insulted her
Muffet: Encouraged her to kick kittens
Schywey: then follows Muffet.
Ca2Tale: ((Oh hey look
Muffet: And yelled about some overlord and 'showing she was strong' while constantly putting her to sleep and holding a knife in her face
Ca2Tale: ((Now theres an IC explanation for Schyro stalking Muffet
Ca2Tale: ((Huuuuh.
Muffet: This is literally the only logical course of action for her to take
Schywey: was gonna do it anyway
Ca2Tale: And Muffet did what she should've done
Ca2Tale: Except
CryingEevee OOC: ((varik was an asshole. but he DID teach being an asshole pacifist "beat it up until it stops fighting"))
Ca2Tale: Varik happened to be an insane asshole with ties.
Muffrisk: she is going to be taking every fucking opportunity to hide
Schywey: has roots all over.
Charaster: can't wait to meet his lovely in person.
Muffrisk: and Also, probably gonna want to get something to hide four of her arns
CryingEevee OOC: ((now, if i was playing varik from the ending where you don't press B))
Muffrisk: with a mask and four arms concealed, she might even be inconspicuous enough
Muffet: she's staring at the screen, her eyes wide
Ca2Tale: Good thing you've got that ^.^ Mask
CryingEevee OOC: ((there's cameras everywhere though.))
Ca2Tale: Yep, Miyu's got an eye on you.
Ca2Tale: However
Schywey: had a less justified ic reason to follow muffrisk
Ca2Tale: Miyu's a bitch that probably won't tell laharl.
Muffrisk: [i]goddammit miyu you bitch[/i]
Fellby: "... Dear lord."
Muffet!Jasper: -She'll tell Laharl if it benefits her.-
Muffet: I feel bad for anybody playing this if it was real
Muffet!Jasper: -He's the overlord, yes, but he's not her diamond.-
Ca2Tale: Muffet could've gotten away with killing literally anyone else
Muffet: Like, Jesus, toriel is supposed to be most people's introductions to killing monsteds
Prismadyne: -He's going to attempt to kill her without mercy.]
Ca2Tale: Hell she could've gotten away with murdering half of the cast and Laharl would probably thank her.
Annoying Box: -Bark bark.-
Ca2Tale: She happened to hit one of TWO people that would send laharl into complete and utter kill mode.
Barkid: she's basically got two fuckin allies left, the poor girl
Barkid: well, maybe the annoying bix
CryingEevee OOC: ((TWO you say))
Annoying Box: -He's neutral, buddy-
Frism: she's gonna be a bit reluctant, but needless to say, in the royal guard pair chalor is calling the shots
Chalor: RG01 present. And she's ultra-loyal to Laharl.
Chalor: Probably because she challenges him once and got floored.
Frism: RG02 wishing she had a different fucking partner
Chalor: Still debating on whether or not that encounter is gonna devolve into Charisk
Prismadyne: -Head vassal, ready to kill Muffrisk in a torturous way.-
Frism: in a living Varik run?
Frism: maybe
Chalor: In a dead varik run where Chalor is being given freeroam to knife a bitch?
Frism: in varikill mode? I think that the only way that could end in a spare is frism managing to stand up and kick chalor's ass
Ca2Tale: You guys do realize
CryingEevee OOC: ((so we've established there's not genocide and pacifist in the same way. it's dead varik and pacifist))
Ca2Tale: This is too different from paci route.
Ca2Tale: To just warrant a 'timeskip and true paci'
Muffet: Figuring out how the spares are going to work now is gonna be fuuuun
Muffet: Oh yeah, definitely
Schywey: ((yep
Vega: (( "You'll be seeing red by the time I'm done with you" ))
Charaster: ((yep
Muffet: (Oh, there's definitely a genocide too)
Schywey: ((though, a reset would work
Ca2Tale: ((Now, i gotta figure out a way for Muffet to ACTUALLY manage to win the fight with laharl
Muffet: (There's a dead Varik, really fucking hard otherwise pacifist)
Muffet: (Genocide)
Schywey: ((meaning i get to do omega schywey twice
Muffet: (And then the two actual pacifists)
Ca2Tale: ((heres the thing
Muffet: (well, technically you can only fight omega flowey once)
Ca2Tale: ((Laharl would've held back if Varik was alive, cause he would be intent on Muffet getting actual training and not being dead
Ca2Tale: ((Which would've let Muffet get lucky shots and own him
Schywey: ((im pretty sure you can fight if you do a true reset
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Ca2Tale: ((Laharl with a dead varik you'll literally need to call in Shoe, Hoopa, and atleast two othr Op entities to help
CryingEevee OOC: ((i could've sworn if you beat asgore a third time, you can fight omega flowey again))
Ca2Tale: ((No?
Muffrisk: this is gonna be fuuuun
Fellblook: ((but rn he's her only ally
Schywey: ((i mean, schywey could off laharl after stealing the souls
Charaster: ((well him too
Ca2Tale: ((Of course, theres atleast 13 souls back there
Charaster: ((mostly bc charaster wanst her to geno
CryingEevee OOC: ((like, first asgore, omega flowey, second, no omega flowey, third and beyond, omega flowey. i could've sworn))
Ca2Tale: ((And he would be weakened from Muffet
Ca2Tale: ((Oh yeah, nobody's gonna want to be Muff's friend anymore
Ca2Tale: ((Cause if they do they're gonna get hounded down by royal vassals for affiliating with a known enemy
Schywey: ((im pretty sure you can reset the game and fight omega again
Barkid: Fellby and Barchar are the ONLY ones that might actually be willing to associate with her
Muffet: (Not without deleting your saves I don't think)
Schywey: ((i mean
Schywey: ((thats what i meant, a full reset
DamnDude: [[ You can reset, it's just that you can only do it once per run. ]]
Barkid: luckily, she A: doesn't really fear getting executed and B: actually understands Muffet's side of the story
Muffet: (That really doesn't count)
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Muffet: At least Mezzaluna probably won't want to kill her either,
Muffet: And I dunno about hoopa
Ca2Tale: Mezzaluna's fuckin dead.
Ca2Tale: She's in the core.
Ca2Tale: Cause Miyu shoved her ass.
Muffet: Yeah, but isn't there the waterfall door?
Ca2Tale: Yes. Three seconds of allyship
Ca2Tale: With the worst mother ever
Muffet: It's at least some place to hide for a bit
Ca2Tale: Yep
Charaster: -He wants to see a MILF-
Ca2Tale: Muffet's gonna be getting a lot of masks now
Ca2Tale: And stuff to hide 4 arms.
Muffrisk: "I'm not Muffet! I'm...uh..."
Muffrisk: "Tuffet."
Muffrisk: "I eat curds and whey."
Chalor: "...Mmhm, yeah."
Charaster: (("THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WORD FOR BUTS"
Chalor: "Sure."
Chalor: *Shove into Lava*
Muffrisk: "HOW MANY TIMES"
Muffrisk: she will be taking full advantage of climable cliffs and hell-induced heat resistance In hitlabd
Muffet: Hotland*
Muffet: Mobile keyboard is fun
Ca2Tale: Fuuuun fact tiem
Ca2Tale: nobody's mask was originally going to be a leather jacket before I remembered Barchar was Monster Kid
Muffet!Jasper: -Come pay a visit to the Hotland Kindergarten!-
Muffet!Jasper: -We've got snacks*!-
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Barkid: rip
Muffet!Jasper: -[sub]*that you gotta pay for[/sub]-
Barkid: she's gonna have an even smoler lab coat over her leather jacket
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Ca2Tale: http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/disgaea/images/b/b9/D1_Laharl_11_Bust.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100813221305&path-prefix=en
Prismadyne: -You're fuckin' dead, bucko.-
Barkid: again, pretty much the entirety of waterfall will be Barchar trying to keep Prismadyne from wrecking Muffet
Schywey: will tell Laharl of Fellblook, there's no escape.
Ca2Tale: Miyu's gonna be sending texts are oppurtune strategic times to get Muffet rekt
Ca2Tale: The single most passive aggressive attempt to kill her ever
Fellblook: -And him trying to keep Muffet from being wrecked by GlaDummy.-
Ca2Tale: Oh i've supplied a dummy since Flame can't reuse a joke
Fellblook: -oh-
Muffet: I could, but it'd be lame
Fellblook: -and fuck off, schywey, he wants to get his ghost dick wet-
Muffet: If anything, GLaDOS would actually let her go. She'd be damn interested in seeing how she dies
Ca2Tale: ...Silvagunna did a LISA song
Schywey: While Muffrisk presumably rests, he likely goes off to torture tiny gems.
Schywey: ((hes been doing lisa songs
Schywey: will not fuck off
Muffet!Jasper: -Bitch i'm gonna wring your robot neck-
Ca2Tale: ((Huh.
Schywey: will cockblock everything.
CryingEevee OOC: ((if gladummy isn't a thing anymore, who's the dummy? so i can put it in the txt))
Schywey: makes certain that Japhet never sees him.
Muffet!Jasper: -Yo if she learns of fellblook's attraction to muffet-
Muffet!Jasper: -and if she hears that schywey disapproves-
Muffet!Jasper: -you bet your goddamn ass she's gonna try to get them to hook up-
Schyroton: -He's likely cockblocking a tiny Ruby and Sapphire by keeping them apart as we speak.-
Schywey: wait wrong schyro
Muffet: (Muffrisk: "SCHYWEY WANTS ME DEAD MORE THAN ANYONE THAT ISN'T LAHARL NO PLEASE LET ME THROUGH" )
Schywey: i typed schyros command by accident
Muffet!Jasper: - They fuse into a tiny garnet and attempt to punch him in the face-
Schywey: uses a metallic root to grab them, squeezing hard.
Schywey: Yyou guys mighttt be lucky. Ii've fofound a new toy.
Chalor: Probably fucking runs over them all while trying to run to Waterfall to inform prismadyne.
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Ca2Tale: Schywey and the gems had a fun fight before they all died in a chalornado
Schyroton: -He's in the ruins bruh-
Ca2Tale: Oh
Ca2Tale: Thought this was at the literal bake sale
Ca2Tale: She's still bowling people over.
Schywey: He's being a cunt, as usual.
Muffrisk: she...is currently hiding in the forest
Ca2Tale: Hide muthafucka hide muthafucka hide
Muffet: she, however, is holding onto Fellby's arm.
Muffet!Jasper: -Leave the smols alone, they just want to sell baked goods-
Schywey: No.
Fellby: -He's falling asleep-
Muffet!Jasper: YES
Muffet: ...i just realized that her only two allies also happen to be two quarters of the foursome
Schywey: is having too much fun with his toys.
Muffet: If Jager was there, it's be complete
Muffet: "...Cheri. Let's...head home."
Fellby: "Hm? Oh, good idea."
Muffet: she brings him back to the house, looking incredibly uncomfortable
Muffet: (YOU KNOW, I JUST REALIZED THAT THE TOPIC IS REALLY FUCKING OMINOUS NOW CONSIDERING WHAT JUST HAPPENED)
Schyroton: -Schywey and Schyro are barely alike. He'd honestly likely just mind his own business and buy a donut or two.-
Fellby: -He also looks uncomfortable.-
Charaster: ((YUP
Muffet: "...God. I really hope that manages to work out, somehow."
Jäger Leyline: wakes up
Schywey: is a dickweed
Fellby: "Me too."
: Chara!Gaster [Charaster] is now Fellby [Fellby].
Fellby: "Aaaand holy shit it's almost 3 in the morning."
Fellby: "Come on, babe, let's get to bed."
Jäger Leyline: what did I miss?
: Schywey [Schywey] is now Schyroton [Schyroton].
Barchar: "That Muffet killed Varik. And he was apparently the Asgore stand-in's brother."
Barchar: "The flowey told him. Muffet is now fucked beyond all compare."
Jäger Leyline: oh
Jäger Leyline: Dovin?
Barchar: "Also, the voice in her head is of the guy who both sexually and physically abused her before she killed him, though she doesn't seem to have the same relationship in that dimension. So. All in all. A bad day for both versions.
Döven : -is gone-
Barchar: "...oh you little bi-"
Schyroton: peeks into the bar. "...Iis it overr?"
Jäger Leyline: yrah
Schyroton: Oh, ggood,
: Master Baker Muffet The Succubus [Muffet] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].
Schyroton: enters and just sits on the couch.
Fellby: is going to bed bc I'm going to bed.
Schyroton: ((gn
Barchar: "Yeah. Uh, problem is..."
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Jäger Leyline: (gn
Jäger Leyline: what?
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Barchar: she just gives a recap of what happened.
Schyroton: ...
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: "Yeah."
Schyroton: Weell fuck.
Barchar: "Our Muffet just left. She looks pretty shaken."
Schyroton: Ththat version of me iiis an asshhole.
Schyroton: ...
Schyroton: Ii underststand why.
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Jäger Leyline: its juat a TV show right?
CryingEevee OOC: ((welcome to cautale 2 WAYYY more impact and wayy more deviation from undertale))
Jäger Leyline: ((welcome to cau. we barely resemeble UT
Barchar: "I don't know."
Schyroton: ...
Barchar: "I honestly can't tell if it's a show, or some sort of...alternate dimension livestream."
Jäger Leyline: Its not?
Schyroton: Oh, ggod.
Ca2Tale: "I made that place!"
Ca2Tale: Merasmus is still here.
Barchar: "...The thing is, it's still fucking going."
Schyroton: ...
Ca2Tale: The TV is currently on a fucking RIVETING feed
Ca2Tale: Of Runner fucking with a camera in the True Lab
Ca2Tale: You might as well shut it off
Schyroton: shuts it off.
Jäger Leyline: (brb
Schyroton: Ii just hope shhe's going to be alriight.
Barchar: "So. It's probably not just a show."
Barchar: "Me too."
Ca2Tale: "Oh no."
Schyroton: Bboth of her.
Barchar: "I don't know how many freaking friends she has anymore."
Ca2Tale: "Spider girl is screwed harder than Soldier's pet raccoons."
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Barchar: "..."
Schyroton: ...Ccan you shshut up?
Barchar: "OH GOD, EW, EW, EW, GET THAT IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD"
Schyroton: is hiding his massive discomfort.
: "But seriously, she's done."
Schyroton: Ii'd imagine, nnow shut up.
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=http://imgur.com/a/cJX7L]discomfort[/url]))
: "Like, really fucked."
Schyroton: Wwe get it.
: "Fucked harder than a gardevoir cosplayer at a convention."
: "Spitroasted worse than sixteen prostitutes."
: "Doing the fucking vertical heimliche."
: "Exploring Eisenwualde with an enemy team of six Meis."
Barchar: "...The Heimlich is normally vertical."
Schyroton: opens the fridge and punches Merasmus in the face with all of his fists.
Schyroton: SHHUT UP.
: You punch a fridge.
Schyroton: WWE GET IT.
Schyroton: opened it first
: Merasmus was disguises as the fridge NEXT to that one.
Schyroton: ah
Schyroton: still Star Platinums this fuck regardless.
: "Like, so fucked I should call the fireman back here, to give me an index on the scale, of how fucked she is."
: He keeps talking through the punches.
Schyroton: ...
Barchar: "This would almost be mildly amusing, if not for all the reasons it's not."
Schyroton: stabs his heel into Merasmus. "Cann you ststop."
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: "Like, on the fucked scale, she just lost her phone and has to reinstall Steam Mobile Authenticator."
: "Thats how fucked she is."
Schyroton: Wwe get it.
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: "Like, she's as fucked as Curly Brace at an opera convention where everyone has those anonymous masks."
Schyroton: goes to the Adjective Adder and makes Merasmus silent.
: You can only use that to add adjective to yourself according to CE
Schyroton: gdi
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: "Like, so fucked I thought she got hit with a ten year timeskip."
Schyroton: ...
: "More fucked than mettaton's wedding proposal."
Schyroton:
Barchar: "These analogies got stale about ten of them ago, Merasmus."
: "Hey BC wanna get married?"
Barchar: "No."
: "See, it's a horrible proposal."
Schyroton: was thinking that
Barchar: "It's better when the two people like each other."
Barchar: "Instead of, you know. Us. Who do not."
Schyroton: also still has no fucking clue
: "Yes, you bully me and I annoy you."
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Barchar: "Yeah. Pretty much."
Barchar: "And unfortunately I'm not much of a tsundere."
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Schyroton: returns to the couch, sighing.
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DamnDude: [[ "Debatable" ]]
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Barchar: she pats Schyro's shoulder
Schyroton: ...Ddo you think aactions in ththeir worrld will affect ourrs?
Barchar: "Probably not."
Barchar: "Hopefully not."
Schyroton: Ii hope not.
Schyroton: Ii...realllly don't wawant people to hate me vecauuuse of ththat assholle.
Barchar: "Of they do, they don't understand you. Or flowey, for that matter."
Schyroton: Yyeah...
Schyroton: But ststilll.
Schyroton: Ii don't want to be seeen as hihim.
Barchar: "He's not you."
Barchar: "No more than a regular flowey is Asriel."
Schyroton: Ii know but peopllle assume.
Barchar: "And no matter what he does, remember that. Because this might be a problem."
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Schyroton: Yyeah... I just really don't want ththe ones Ii trust to stop trtrusting me.
Barchar: "I certainly won't."
Barchar: "I doubt the others will either."
Schyroton: Ththank you.
Schyroton: Thaat's very reassassassuring.
Barchar: "...You might need to keep an ear out with Muffet though. For reasons you can probably tell, she's really attached here. I don't think she'll distrust you, but she genuinely might need the reminder at some point
Schyroton: Yyeah. I know.
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Schyroton: Ththat's whhoI'm worrried about.
Barchar: "Just..." she sighed. "You know. If you see her, especially if she's freaking put...just try. That's probably all she'd need."
Schyroton: Aalright.
Barchar: "I like Muffet. I like you. If hate to see this thing burn bridges with you two."
Schyroton: Ii know.
Schyroton: 's arms are shaking a bit. Losing friends is one if his biggest fears.
Barchar: "...Platonic friendship hug?"
Schyroton: Pplatonic frfriendship hug.
Barchar: platonic friendship hug
Schyroton: hugs Barchar close.
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Barchar: "...You know. I'd mention that technically you'd be my stepfather, but God, if we go into the nuances of my relationships I'm probably somehow related to everyone in this entire bar. So let's just not."
Schyroton: ...Yyeah.
Schyroton: I noteddd that when you entioned yyou saw Mettatonaas a father.
: "Can I be your uncle."
Jäger Leyline: bet MTT cant wait to have me as a son in law
Schyroton: ...Ththis is one hell of annnnn extended fafamily.
Barchar: "...Yes, Merasmus. You're the weird uncle that nobody really likes that still just shows up to the family dinners that nobody DISlikes enough to kick out."
: "Sweet."
Schyroton: Ii'd kick hihim out.
Barchar: "Eh. He's alright, most of the time. That was just a case of not knowing your audience."
: "Thank you."
Barchar: "If you weren't there, I might have found that whole tirade amusing."
Jäger Leyline: you and Amado would get along Meramurs
Schyroton: ...Mmhh...
Jäger Leyline: hey have you seen Dovin?
Schyroton: Nno?
Schyroton: Whho?
Barchar: "Jager's stupid artifical kid."
Jäger Leyline: hes my son
Schyroton: Oh.
Jäger Leyline: yeah
Barchar: "Talks like he swallowed a thesaurus and only payed attention to the insults."
Schyroton: Ccongratulllations?
Barchar: "Has reflexes way too fucking fast to be anything but annoying."
Jäger Leyline: not really sure congratualtions are a good thing
Jäger Leyline: traded one son for another
Barchar: "A much shittier one."
Schyroton: Oh.
Schyroton: Wwell shshit.
Jäger Leyline: that doesnt mean we should discard him BC
Barchar: She sighed. "If it were up to me, I'd have killed his genetically modified ass back in the lab. But Jager cares. So I have to try."
Jäger Leyline: hes just a kid
Jäger Leyline: hell he likely doesnt even know better
Schyroton: ...
Barchar: she shrugs. "Well, I guess we'll find out."
Jäger Leyline: who knows what junk has been into his mind
Barchar: "I can think of one piece of junk." she muttered. "If I had to guess, anyway."
Schyroton: ...
Barchar: roundabout way of calling him a dick but aight Barchar
Barchar: "Oh, I'll just pop in your head and ruin you because I have no morals lol" she said, in an imitation of WDG's voice. Not even changing her vocal chords, just straight-up impression.
Schyroton: shudders a bit. "Barchar, that's creepyBaaarchar, that's creepyy."
Barchar: no, NOT changing them. She doesn't actually give him enough respect to accurately mimic his voice
Jäger Leyline: considering how raspy his voice his
Barchar: "Yeah. Well, dude is a Darth Vader douchebag."
Schyroton: still
Barchar: there are females who do ghoul voices in fallout.
Barchar: "God,i wish he was actually in that damn lab. Would have been nice to at least gotten off a damned shot."
Jäger Leyline: that being said Ill try to keep hin away from you Schyro
Barchar: "And not a single fucking thing he's said has Madre any more sense."
Schyroton: Ththankss.
Jäger Leyline: I suspect he has no qualms about insulting others
Barchar: "If he tries to touch you, i will make sure that his death is slow."
Barchar: "He can annoy me. I'll live with that. But goddammit, the bar is off fucking limits."
Schyroton: Okay, ththat might be ovverkill a bit.
Jäger Leyline: First off he will not touch second off no you wont
Jäger Leyline: touch Scyhro*
Barchar: she makes a throaty noise of exasperation. "At least let me dream."
Schyroton: Iit's about aas much overkilll to deststroy him slowly as iit would be for me to hhhave four chaos bubusters.
Barchar: "...And both would be immensely fun."
Schyroton: ...Yyeah true.
Jäger Leyline: killing a kid is your idea of fub?
Jäger Leyline: fun?*
Barchar: "What?"
Barchar: "Not Dovin."
Barchar: "I'm not gonna kill him anymore."
Schyroton: ...OH II THTHOUGHT. Yeah no, murrrrdering ththat guy wouldn't be overkillll.
Jäger Leyline: thats who we have been talkinh about
Barchar: "...Ive just been-" she laughed. "God, no, I meant WDG."
Schyroton: isn't even coherent.
Schyroton: is glitchy as fuck
Barchar: "...Are you okay?"
Jäger Leyline: thats who Ive been talkin-
Schyroton: Iiiiiiiii'm fifififine, oh mmmmmmmmmmmmy gd.
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Jäger Leyline: low power?
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Schyroton: Ii was laughing abbbout ththe miiisunderststanding.
Barchar: "This isn't really what low battery does to him. Usually."
Schyroton: Iit isn't.
Schyroton: Ii'm at 75%.
Schyroton: Earlllier I totally lilied to you guyys about having low power so Ii could leave without beiing quque-- fuck.
Barchar: "..." she sighs. "Well. At least the concern killed the contempt momentum there."
CryingEevee OOC: ((schyro does have that anti glitch thing maxwell basically cheated in. don't forget))
Barchar: "Oh, I know. You do it a lot, dude."
Schyroton: ((i know
Schyroton: ((he chooses to have it bc he finds not glitching too weird
Schyroton: Yyeah.
CryingEevee OOC: ((not glitching is weird to him. i understand. but if his glitching goes over the top like it seemed to there. having a bit of discomfort would be a pretty good trade))
Schyroton: Ii've told ththe truth abouut my charge like fffive times.
Schyroton: ((yeah, i know, but he forgot about the thing. momentarily.
Schyroton: ...
Barchar: "Yeah..."
Schyroton: Yyou know if I'm llaughing Ii shoukd prprobably turn thiiis thing on.
Barchar: "I occasionally wish I could actually control when I DISappear as well as I could when I REappear."
Jäger Leyline: anxious about there being too many people
Schyroton: Ththat or Ii'm just not ffeeling up to anyththing.
: ((The real reason
Schyroton: Also, ththat'd be convenient.
: ((MV feels wierd not typing Schyro's text into glitching
: ((And doesn't want to have to keep catching themself
Schyroton: ((thats true
CryingEevee OOC: ((probably))
Schyroton: ((thats 100% the actual reason
Schyroton: ((human schyro was too weird
Barchar: (God, it's gonna probably be until Sunday when we do cautale again, and God that is one day too long)
: ((I can do CaUTale anytime
Schyroton: ((chime wont be here sunday i dont think
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh yeah. speaking of cautale. [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtbct2jzLBU]good luck muffet. you're fucked[/url]))
Barchar: (oh, right, shit)
Jäger Leyline: ((well tmw I can join in
Jäger Leyline: (if you got tge room
Schyroton: ((im really fucking pumped for omega schywey
Barchar: (Uhhh...i dunno, do we have anywhere Jager could go?)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm actually excited for what OTHERS have in store. although i am excited for ultimate shadow))
Barchar: (IT would be kinda nice to have all four members of the foursome in)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean. where WOULD he go? we have most roles settled))
CryingEevee OOC: ((unless we remove a character and replace them with jager))
: ((I can just
: ((Sliiiide Jager in
: ((As say, Bpants
: ((Or one of the dogs
: ((Hell, the Nice Cream Guy
CryingEevee OOC: ((bpants was me. but i'm fine with letting jager have it))
: ((Or Mad Dummy
Jäger Leyline: (its not too important since I cant really do much outside of weekebds
CryingEevee OOC: ((tbh i don't think i could do bpants justice))
Barchar: (Didn't mv have someone reserved for Burgerpants?)
Barchar: (Mmn)
CryingEevee OOC: ((that was last time and they decided not to have it iirc))
Schyroton: ((i was gonna do mettaton as burgerpants but i vrelinquished it
: ((I'm hoping this Mad Dummy joke isn't gonna fall flat on its face
CryingEevee OOC: ((i just swooced jager right into the bpants slot))
Barchar: (God, the bit with mettston/fanta is gonna be real fuckin interesting)
Jäger Leyline: (ehh dont worry about it too much
Barchar: (as Muffet tries her damndest to NOT be on camera ever)
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's fine. bpants is a pretty minor role anyway))
: ((A reminder Fantaton was built by Miyu
: ((Meaning it's probably got about 3000 more weapons
: ((Literally anything made by Miyu is chock full of weapons
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Barchar: (I'm thinking we might need to give Muffet thise wings back somehow)
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Jäger Leyline: (Dovin is gonna have to meet Miyu sometime
: ((Only way he'll meet Miyu is if he goes to Slarc
Barchar: (That'll at least make some of this stuff...you know. Feasible. For her to not die)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean. azazel had full wings access so))
: ((Anytime I needed to make Azazel grounded
: ((I just dropped a rock on his head
Schyroton: ((im not gonna lie, muffets gonna need her wings before omega schywey
: ((Omega Schywey stands there
: (("Okay so who the FUCK built all the parts for that"
Barchar: (Wait, I thought azazel's wings didn't work?? )
CryingEevee OOC: ((they did though))
: ((Everyone slooowly turns to look at Miyu, who is sweating bullets.
Schyroton: ((lol
Barchar: (Well shit nvm)
CryingEevee OOC: ((it was his brimstone that didn't work))
Barchar: (Then, uh, getting healed by the save point has given her wings again)
Jäger Leyline: ((nothinh likr walking into a store and they start playing One Punch Man theme
: ((Ca3Tale, in which we do this shit all again, except we use the TF2 comics as the story
: ((HERO!
: ((Don't do it for the glory or the fame!
Barchar: (POWER SOMETHING POOOWEERRR)
CryingEevee OOC: ((the next cautale probably won't be called cautale))
CryingEevee OOC: ((we'd need another cariation))
CryingEevee OOC: ((*variation))
: ((CaU Story
: ((Featuring Mettaton as Quote
Barchar: (Thatd be interesting at least)
Schyroton: ((also, omega schyweys going to be huge because quite honestly theres no way i wasnt gonna make the robot made to kill you even more dangerous
Barchar: (F)
: ((Featuring Curly Brace
: ((As Curly Brace
Barchar: (...That F was Unintentional but fitting)
CryingEevee OOC: ((the binding of CaU: afterbirth))
Jäger Leyline: (as long as its not attack on titan
Barchar: (You know, thinking on it, if Muffet can make her way into the true lab outside of true pacifist here, that may genuinely be one of her safest places)
Barchar: (Only gotta deal with 4 things trying to kill her instead of, like)
Schyroton: ((...yaz id be far too into that
: ((In the True Lab with Runner, Alloy, and Secret Third Guy
Barchar: (ALL of them)
: ((Tbf Runner is actually the original runner
: ((And kind of chill
: ((Alloy might chase her around for a bit but she's not gonna die
Muffrisk: ("I KILLED A DUDE AND NOW EVERYONE WANTS MY HEAD ON THEIR FECKING WALL")
Jäger Leyline: ((the music? yeah its cool to walk into stores and hear anime themes
Barchar: (Runner: "Wow, that sucks.")
Runner: "Well m3 and the d0c g0tcha covered!"))
CryingEevee OOC: ((you guys wanna hear what it sounds like for someone to be forced to make a gangnam style at gunpoint?))
Pleinair: "..."
Schyroton: ...
Barchar: (Seriously, I figure that the determination rooms are more accurately just the 'things are not currently immediately trying to kill you' rooms)
Schyroton: realizes that he hasn't unhugged. He unhugs.
Schyroton: Ssorry.
Barchar: (Muffet just straight-up pretends to be nobody-style crazy)
Barchar: "Eh. It's fine."
: "Keep hugging."
: "I want to post a video of it and get a world record for longest hug."
Barchar: "Too late."
Schyroton: Ii... didn't wawant to seem clclingy or creepy or WILLL YOU SHUT UP
Barchar: "Eh clingy and creepy is, like, half of my personality! Hah. Comedy."
CryingEevee OOC: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSLx_ItMJEA
Schyroton: ...
Schyroton: Nno it isnn't.
Barchar: "Not now, no."
Schyroton: Ii didn't know youuntilll a few mononths ago... ssorry, it didnnn't register as a jjoke....
Barchar: "Before, though...yeah. Pretty much."
: "By the way, some chick named Dark sent you mail."
Barchar: "I said 'hah. Comedy.'
: [BC has acquired all those mons I said she got earlier]
Schyroton: Ii know.
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Barchar: "...oh, cool."
Schyroton: It ststill didn't rregister.
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CryingEevee OOC: (("arc stuff" does that just have all the stuff from all the arcs?))
Schyroton: ((it has the eva armor
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: It actually DOES have Eva armor in it
: The cardboard armor.
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: "Wha?"
Schyroton: ..Iit's weird.
Schyroton: Ddon't question it.
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Schyroton: ...
Schyroton: leaves
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Jäger Leyline: snaps back
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm gonna go now. bai))
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Jäger Leyline: (boi
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Jäger Leyline: ((Im at the dollar store and theres a 3D headset for your phone which is literally just a cardboard box with 2 eye holes that you put your phone in and attach to your head))
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Chaos_Feeder: Heh
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Chaos_Feeder: wat
Jäger Leyline: (hey
Chaos_Feeder: ((hey hey... ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( how doth it go for thou? ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( mine doth well ))
Jäger Leyline: ((fine just heading home
Chaos_Feeder: (( wow what a nerd am I, that sounded way cooler before I typed it out ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( oh, don't be texting and driving now... ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( that isn't a nice thing to do. ))
Jäger Leyline: ((Im on a bus
Chaos_Feeder: (( oh. ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( ok, had me nervous for a second ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( I used to be one of those people that would text and drive all the time... ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( until I almost died. ))
Jäger Leyline: (theres no reason to drive here since there is so much public transportation
Chaos_Feeder: (( then I stopped ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( heh, walking is fun too ))
Jäger Leyline: (Ive been walking all day
Chaos_Feeder: (( I see, I used to have to do that everywhere ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( so I'm about to drink... take an imaginary shot with me? ))
Jäger Leyline: (but tben you took an arrow to the knee?
Jäger Leyline: ((depends on what
Chaos_Feeder: (( heh haven't settled down yet. ))
Jäger Leyline: ((its like 9 in the mornin for you
Chaos_Feeder: (( dayquil. because I feel like I'm gonna be sick ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( not booze. ))
Jäger Leyline: (8*
Chaos_Feeder: (( yes EST ))
Jäger Leyline: (ah well Im going to get a. whiakey once I get off the bus
Chaos_Feeder: (( your supposed to take dayquil in the morning. ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( oh? ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( i'm jelly of u... ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( is it jack? or...? ))
Jäger Leyline: ((Jameson
Chaos_Feeder: (( noice ))
Jäger Leyline: ((Id go crown royal but I cant find it here
Chaos_Feeder: (( heh, I barely have a preference when it comes to alcohol ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( tequilla and vodka are some of my favorites, tho wine was the first drink I had ))
Jäger Leyline: (then you dont really drink for the tsaste
Chaos_Feeder: (( mmhmm ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( well... ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( i've aquired a taste for bitter things ))
Jäger Leyline: ((Im still convinced majority of people dont drink alochol for the taste
Jäger Leyline: (except for wine drinkers
Jäger Leyline: ((beer drinkers are just liars
Jäger Leyline: (whiskey drinkers are liars
Jäger Leyline: ((I meant depressed*
Chaos_Feeder: (( dam... ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( its funny to me ))
Jäger Leyline: ((what
Chaos_Feeder: (( alcohol is a depressant... yet it makes people eaither really happy or really angry or really sad... ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( I usually try to stay away from it. ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( I've lost all kinds of control, ended up in jail, and lost friend while drunk. ))
Jäger Leyline: ((which is why I dont really drink much
Chaos_Feeder: (( nothing so drastic ever happened when I was smoking. ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( never had a blackout from smoking, either. ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( *shrugs* ))
Jäger Leyline: ((even thoigh I live in a land of drunks
Chaos_Feeder: (( drunks are the ones who learn to hide their habbits te best ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( they can hardly be honest with themselves ))
Jäger Leyline: ((not in Korea
Chaos_Feeder: (( heh ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( well that may be true ))
Jäger Leyline: ((they just show it off and party friday night
Chaos_Feeder: (( I can't say I'm very experienced with korean culture ))
Jäger Leyline: ((its work, Fashion, beauty, and drinking/partying))
Chaos_Feeder: (( ah I see... imho fasion is... brutal ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( ruthless ))
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Yazan: yep
Chaos_Feeder: (( some would sell their soul to be the most well know, etc etc ))
Yazan: its all bull
Chaos_Feeder: (( beauty is only skin deep anyway... AND its in the eye of the beholder ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( some of the most beautiful souls I've seen were within people that others would call... ugly. ))
Yazan: not according to companies
Chaos_Feeder: (( heh ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( they know best... no wait... ))
Chaos_Feeder: (( the customer is... etc etc ))
: [MAdness_Method] [Chaos_Feeder] is now [tem] [tem].
Yazan: yep
tem: (( unless things have been wrong for awhile now. ))
tem: (( but if it ain't broke... ))
Yazan: things have always been wrong
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tem: Okay... so existance has been wrong since its conception?
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tem: Ok things are already really depressing in here...
Yazan: life is depressing
tem: You're starting to sound like a cynic... or a paranoid android
tem: Life is a gift.
tem: Count your blessings.
Yazan: ehh
tem: The lord giveth...
Yazan: I stopped caring years ago
tem: etc etc
tem: I can see that.
Yazan: Im not religiou
tem: Do you have a beliefe in anything?
Yazan: nope
Yazan: mankind actually
tem: "a pursuit or interest to which someone ascribes supreme importance" "consumerism is the new religion"
Yazan: despite its faults I believe iy has great potential
tem: Sure.
tem: Lots of things have potential.
Yazan: Im pretty practical and dont need much
tem: You don't have to convince me of that.
tem: I'm not here to judge you, man...
tem: Its not my place to judge.
Yazan: Youre assuming Id care if you were
tem: No, you already said you don't.
tem: I was just letting you know I wasn't.
Yazan: I with Bob Hopskin. If someone doesnt like me fuck em they have bas taste
Yazan: bad*
tem: thats fine.
Yazan: and as for words and insults I got far more important thinga to worry about
tem: ...
tem: was I insulting you? I didn't intend that...
Yazan: too many oversenstive people today
tem: I was just about to say...
Yazan: nah
Yazan: just stating my stance on things
tem: Taste is a matter of oppinion...
tem: Okie dokie.
Yazan: still can be bad
Yazan: if someone said they enjoy eating poop woulsnt that be bad
tem: ...
Yazan: cuz its literally bad for you
tem: it would be dog-ish at least.
tem: but it would make me sad to hear someone did...
tem: umm actually
tem: fecal transplants save lifes.
Yazan: hence where the term shit eating grin came from
tem: so putting poop in your poop shute can be benificial.
tem: some people pay thousands to have it done as an opperation.
tem: But yes that is kind of the origin of the term.
Yazan: thats not eating poop thoufh
tem: nope.
tem: it is not.
tem: NO I really feel like puking.
tem: now*
tem: brb
tem: poop is food for worms anyway. people shouldn't eat it, they should make soil out of it.
tem: thats why people say they've soiled themselves.
Yazan: but peope shoukdnt eat poop
tem: I already agreed with that. its horrible, disgusting, dispicable, vile, etc.
tem: unciviliced
tem: tote mcgotes
Yazan: are you saying people should eat poop
Yazan: ?
tem: ...how?
tem: how are you getting that from what I'm saying?
tem: You make no sense??
Yazan: lol
tem: Or I am???
tem: I am confused...
tem: Are you laughing at me now?
Yazan: life is confusing
tem: Awesome.
Yazan: nothing like making a giant circle back to the beginning of the conversation
tem: SO I have this idea.,
tem: FOr a heavy metal song.
tem: Calling it "Canibal Vampye"
tem: Wanna help me write it?
Yazan: Danny Sexbang had an idea for a metal song
tem: He's cool.
Yazan: Nah, I don't really listen to metal much anymore
Yazan: but ninja brian ruined it
tem: Too noisey and high-pitched?
Yazan: just don't feel like they've aged well
Yazan: felt the same way about a number of punk rock bands I usedd to like
tem: Ah
tem: But classical is... decent.
tem: Baroque is time less.
Yazan: I like modern music
Yazan: but stuff like Hardcore were more a fad than actual styles of music
tem: Oppinion; everyone is entitled to it.
Yazan: I prefer a lot of music
tem: such as...?
Yazan: bands like ELO, Queen, Def Leppard, and plenty more I think are still incredible
tem: Tesla was always one of my favorite Glam Bands
Yazan: Rock n Roll, old country, Electric
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Yazan: I guess it depnds on what kind of metal you're talking about
tem: Everyone like the Beatles, ya?
tem: Heh.
Yazan: like Korn, I never much cared for them
tem: Screamo takes no skill.
tem: [/s]
Yazan: I like the beatles, but I think they are overrated
Yazan: I think Queen is far better
Yazan: for fuck sake internet
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Yazan: also I never really considered Van Halen or Def Leppard to be metal, more rock n roll
Yazan: Google thinks they are
tem: They're classic at this point.
tem: Hard rock is the genre I'd assign them.
tem: But my oppinion counts for not much.
Yazan: eh, don't much care for genres anymore
tem: Yeah f*ck labels.
tem: Catagories for oginization anyway.
tem: And everyone does that in their own way.
Yazan: yep
tem: So, uhh...
tem: Wanna hear something cool?
Yazan: sure\
tem: 1 degree kelvin.
tem: bwahahaha science jokes.
Yazan: mmkya
tem: well I thought it was funny... one degree above absolute zero is about as cold as you can get... unless you start using half-degrees.
tem: its a matter of how many decimals can you use.
Yazan: Well it left me cold and bitter
Yazan: get it?
tem: ...
tem: Heh, I smiled.
tem: Not bad.
Yazan: I usually can never do puns
tem: They're a hard concept to grasp.
tem: Like irony.
tem: I myself would have trouble explaining them.
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tem: Ayy SIB
: ((hello))
Yazan: hey
Yazan: sup
: ((Nothing))
tem: Fun
tem: Wait...
tem: Up is a perspective?
tem: idk.
tem: Its usually the opposit of the pull of gravity...
tem: Which IMHO is magnetic in nature.
Yazan: its saturday
tem: Oh, right.
tem: Time to stop being smart and just party.
tem: I forget that.
Yazan: what about you bread?
: ((Hmm?))
Yazan: got any plans today?
: ((Nope))
tem: Anyone want to move in a previously un-defined dimention?
tem: Just me?
: ((Dimension*
Yazan: (what?
tem: (( sp is hward ))
tem: (( dimension hopping is... tricky at best. ))
: ((I just woke up))
: ((Why are we talking about hopping through dimensions))
tem: (( because I talk about high concept shite ))
tem: (( i r fmart lyke dat ))
Yazan: 9
Yazan: I don't know
tem: (( and stpd in many other ways ))
: ((You know there is a fifth property of matter, right? Y'know, Solid, Liquid, Gas, Plasma))
: ((Then black lives))
tem: (( heh, I call those "kenetic energy levels" personally ))
tem: (( helps me understand what they actually are ))
Yazan: (lol
tem: (( so plasma is just gas with a higher level of kinetic energy ))
tem: (( aka "super-gasses" as they were called when first discovered ))
Yazan: yeah and?
tem: ((...nothing.))
tem: ((absolutely))
tem: ((I had no point.))
Döven : -is in the living room, polishing his sword-
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Jäger Leyline: -is asleep in his bed-
Asmodeus : -He had went there, and sat on their couch for the night. He assumed it was fine, since Barchar has asked if he was gonna stay there.-
Döven : -is loudly sharping the sword with a westone now, its annoying-
: Yazan [Yazan] is now Döven [Döven ].
Asmodeus : -It's not a big deal to him.-
Asmodeus : -If it gets to the point of frustration, he'll kindly ask him to stop.-
Döven : -is starring at Asmo and sharpens louder-
Asmodeus : "Hello."
Döven : .....
Döven : sharpens slowly and louder now-
Asmodeus : "...Okay."
Döven : so you're the pathetic excuse of a child huh
Döven : forced yourself to grow up because you want to play with the adults?
Asmodeus : "You can put it into those terms, sure. Is that what Jager told you?"
Döven : No,
Döven : He hasn't told me anything about you
Döven : likely because he no longer cares
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: (('Ello
Döven : and if you're hoping to again become his son or get close to him, remember this, I am the blood child.....you.....you are nothing
Döven : ((hey
Asmodeus : "...Okay?"
Döven : ....why are you even here?
Döven : go leech off someone else parasite
Asmodeus : "Because I was allowed."
Asmodeus : "My mother still wished to be like my mother, so."
Döven : Shes not your mother
Asmodeus : "She wants to be."
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Döven : she doesn't, just feels sorry for you
Döven : shes no more ready to be a mother than you being an adult
: ((Flame has been summoned from Döven's rage
Asmodeus : "Whatever you say."
Döven : throws a knife at him
Asmodeus : -It phases thought him.-
: Through*
Döven : you're not even alive
Döven : At least BC has a body
Asmodeus : "Mmhmm. I'm happy for her."
Döven : you can barely lift a pencil
Döven : despite how you keep trying to make yourself older
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Döven : hell you screwed that up too
Döven : and managed to throw away your so called relationship with Father
Asmodeus : "Alright."
Döven : ...you already lost your previous family...and now you lost this family
Döven : have fun being alone forever
Döven : gets up and spits at him
Asmodeus : "Okay."
Döven : heads outside with sword in hand
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Döven : sets up a number of training posts and begins training
Barchar: "...For some reason, I feel like kicking that stupid kid's ass."
: ((Döven's hatred levels do not meet the likes of Gary
Jäger Leyline: -wakes up-
: ((I actually wonder what would happen if Döven did meet Gary
Barchar: "Hm."
Jäger Leyline: -is BC next to time?
Döven : him*
Barchar: she got up, walking over to the house
: ((https://i.redd.it/cc0h6y74wokx.jpg
Barchar: nah, she was in the bar
Barchar: (Don't you talk to me or my son ever again)
: ((SU: Gangster Edition
Jäger Leyline: -gets up and enters the living room-
: ((The crystal gems are just a gang name
Asmodeus : "Do you hate me?"
: ((Barchar: Yes, very much
Barchar: "Hey, you tw-what?"
Jäger Leyline: what?
Asmodeus : "I dunno."
Asmodeus : "That other kid, said he was your son, said stuff."
Asmodeus : "I tried my best to ignore it."
Jäger Leyline: .....Dovin
: ((Fuck yeah))
: ((I actually won in comp enough to get promoted))
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Barchar: "Oh." she smiled cheerily. "He's a genetically modified artificial child made by one of the people I despise the most. He is not my son. He doesn't even deserve to be around us. Don't let the overly wordy insults get to you, because he's nothing but hot air and vocabulary."
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Asmodeus : "Okay."
Döven : is outside training, cutting posts down
Jäger Leyline: .....
Asmodeus : "He said I was worthless, and that you just felt bad for me, Mom."
Jäger Leyline: -goes outside to see Dovin-
Barchar: "Hot air. Vocabulary. He doesn't know me as well as he thinks he does."
Barchar: "...Wait, how does he even know that? I didn't tell him."
Asmodeus : -He shrugs.-
Döven : enters the house with Jager
Asmodeus : "Welcome back."
Barchar: "Hello, child." she said, putting on the overly cheery tone again
Döven : sits on the couch arms crossed
Döven : just glares at them
Jäger Leyline: don't talk if you got nothing good to say
Asmodeus : "Thank you, Jäger."
: Döven: Your horseshit makes me want to say something bad
: Döven: Also why the fuck does this place smell horrible
: Barchar: Fanta and Hywel
: Döven: FML
Jäger Leyline: you're to only to answer questions
Döven : Fine
Barchar: (Barchar: "Us too." )
Jäger Leyline: that wasn't a question
Barchar: "On the one hand, I feel like this is probably not the most moral set of rules to put on the kid. On the other, he's certainly not vying for my sympathy."
Döven : stares at BC
Jäger Leyline: ....
Barchar: "Oh, just get it out. Call me fat or dumb or unobservant or whatever
Asmodeus : -He gets up, and re takes his seat next to BC.-
Döven : why would I waste my breath on you, you're already well aware of your short comings
Barchar: "I'm wasting the few of them I take on you, so it's just common courtesy. But fine, I can't force you."
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Jäger Leyline: ...well BC you wanted to ask Doven some questions
Barchar: (She did? )
Döven : ((she did say get some information
Jäger Leyline: it'd help to learn about him,
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Barchar: "It'd help you. I don't have anything to ask the little shit, myself."
Jäger Leyline: he could know something abut EDG
Döven : WDG*
Barchar: "Where the hell is he holed up?"
Döven : No Father, let her squander this opporunity
Döven : let her repeat her stupidity, its what shes good at
Döven : as if I would tell you where Grandfather is
Barchar: "Fine. Wishful thinking."
Barchar: "Does 'read the manual' sound like anything other than gibberish from a cryptic douchebag?"
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: (( Barchar: Döven you little shit, pay rent
Döven : sounds like Grandfather plays you like a damn fiddle,
Barchar: (Barchar: "Rent is collectible in blood and tears" )
Döven : you're easily provoked and easy to control
Barchar: "Yeah. Pretty much."
Döven : not suited for motherhood
Barchar: "That's what I've been saying this entire time, motherfucker. You're stabbing at air."
Asmodeus : "Yeah."
: ((Asmodeus: Yeah. Yeah. What she said.))
Döven : yet you are trying to play this pathetic excuse of a charade, saying that the ghost child is yours
: roasted
Barchar: "Says the one trying to make Jager cling on him."
Asmodeus : "Personally, I don't believe being a genetically created being counts as being his son."
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Asmodeus : "Also, that attitude isn't going to help your chances with Jager."
Döven : Pfft
Barchar: "When he should know damn well that just because you've got his DNA in him doesn't mean he should kowtow to your bullshit."
: so is Döven a gote
Barchar: Yes
Döven : once he sees how unless you two are he'll discard you, already tossed you aside false son
: ((youve gote to be kidding me
: ((youre really milking it with all the goat characters
Barchar: "Yeah. That seems totally, one hundred percent in character."
Döven : ((I have a wide variety of chars
DamnDude: [[ From what im seeing, this looks like gote Damien Wayne ]]
Barchar: "And when he does, I'm just going to run sobbing into Drakon's arms. You've got me."
Barchar: "Clearly you understand us perfectly."
Jäger Leyline: shouldn't we, like....ask about how he is
DamnDude: [[ Not exactly gote Damien , but im seeing similarities ]]
Barchar: "How he is?"
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: Drakon sends a text to barchar.
Jäger Leyline: I mean like, you know whats he like? his past, stuff like that
: [i cut my arms off]
Barchar: [I was being sarcastic for the love of god]
DamnDude: [[ [s]So that make Jager Batman and WDG Ras[/s] ]]
: [You've triggered me]
Barchar: (Does that make Barchar Selena Kyle? Or maybe tahlia)
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Barchar: (I dunno I don't actually know that much about comics tbh)
Döven : ((yea pretty much DD
DamnDude: [[ Selena Kyle probably, considering that would imply Barchar would be WDG's daughter ]]
Barchar: (Uh)
DamnDude: [[ The other• ]]
DamnDude: [[ Not that ]]
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Drakon: spicy boys
Asmodeus : "He's trying to pull you away from your girlfriend. We can question him all you want but that still seems to be his goal."
Barchar: (Funny thing, the dude's trying to say exactly that)
DamnDude: [[ Oh ]]
Asmodeus : "He seems as far away from being you son as I am."
Barchar: (Its probably bullshit, but hey)
Asmodeus : "How far away that is is up to your judgement,0
: ."*
Barchar: (Its his story)
: ((Why is every single potg MERCY, EVEN WHEN HER REZ JUST GIVES A FUCKING 6 KILLSTREAK TO SOMEONE))
Drakon: (( lmao ))
: ((I KILLED THE WHILE TEAM))
Drakon: (( inb4overwatch debate
: ((AND THEN DID IT AGAIN))
Barchar: "So, one last question before I get fed up with your shit and let Jager ask you things somebody who doesn't despise every second of your existence would ask."
Barchar: "Is that shit about him being my dad true?"
Döven : shrugs
Barchar: (Tbh if that res led to that killstreak, I think she deserves the credit at least partially )
Döven : I've stalked and noted everything about you
Barchar: "Oh lovely."
Döven : and Father
Döven : not Grandfather
: ((Barchar: Mother ape ass.
Drakon: (( Drakon: Fucking copycat
Barchar: "How the fuck do people keep flying under my Goddamn radar, I'm supposed to be OM-FLIPPING-NIS-oh, you were that dude at the park weren't you."
Döven : and so for you ghost child
Döven : took you long enough to connect the dots
Barchar: "Yeah, well, the right combination of filing cabinets got knocked over next to each other."
DamnDude: [[ "It showed me the konami code" ]]
Döven : I guarantee I'll be a better son that you'll ever be
Barchar: "PFFFFHAHAHAHA!"
Barchar: "Sure fuckin' thing, kiddo."
Drakon: (( Asmodeus turns corporeal just to kick döven's ass
Drakon: (( The "I turned corporeal just because I'm mad" move
Asmodeus : "Sure."
Drakon: shoots another message to jager and barchar
Drakon: [anywhere i can find some good dead bodies]
Döven : why don't you ask him who he likes better ghost
Jäger Leyline: [who are you and why do you have my number?]
Asmodeus : "Jager, are you starting to feel attachment to him?"
Barchar: [Drakon. Robot from the bar. Don't worry.]
Drakon: [👌]
Jäger Leyline: ....h
Jäger Leyline: .....*
DamnDude: [[ "H?" "H!" ]]
Drakon: (( "H!!!!!!!!"
Barchar: "For the love of god, you CAN'T tell me you like this little shit better than Asmodeus."
Barchar: (*metal gear theme played by gunshots*)
Barchar: (Wait, was that a reference to the shadow! The shadow? The shadow...)
Jäger Leyline: ......
Drakon: (( THE SHADOOOOOOOOOOW!
Asmodeus : "Jager. That... Honestly is concerning. You can't let yourself be controlled by him. He's very obviously, in my opinion using you."
Drakon: [So do you not have an answer for me]
Barchar: "He's been nothing but insulting and obnoxious."
DamnDude: [[ "Thats Mah Boy" ]]
Barchar: [Not many dead bodies in the bar dimension, I'm afraid]
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Asmodeus : "I don't care whether or not you like me,but he's made it clear he's attempting to pull you away from your lover."
Döven : See I told you
Barchar: [Plenty of dust around if you want it I guess]
Drakon: He sends an mp3 file containing the x-files theme
Jäger Leyline: I don't, but that doesn't mean that I don't care
Barchar: She sighs. "I don't understand how you can care for him. But I guess he wasn't made from my hair."
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Barchar: "...Who the hell WAS your mom? You call WDG your grandfather, so clearly not him."
Jäger Leyline: ...the same reason as why I tried to help Asmo BC
Jäger Leyline: he deserves better
Asmodeus : "The difference is, I wasn't trying to pull apart your family."
Barchar: "And either way, you're not part skeleton or whatever."
Drakon: (( Barchar: Why the fuck you lyin
DamnDude: [[ I am going to hold in all the jokes i could make about this. ]]
Drakon: (( Barchar: Why you always lyin
Barchar: She sighed. "We'll agree to disagree on that, Leyline."
Drakon: (( Barchar: mmmmohmygod
Drakon: (( Barchar: Stop fuckin lying
Fellby: ((i mean he's probably got a skeleton inside him
Döven : ((nah go ahead DD
DamnDude: [[ Im not saying the joke because its messed up, not because i feel like im making too many jokes ]]
: ((do it
: ((do it for the vine
Jäger Leyline: Dovin, why did WDG make you?
Barchar: (SKELETON MAN SKELETON MAN SKELTON MAAAAN)
DamnDude: [[ I was about to do it before you said do it for the vine ]]
: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk
Drakon: (( Succ
Döven : Grandfather wants to fix the world, stop humanity from killing monsterkind and stop humanity from dying
Barchar: (OOOH SKIN MAN...VILLAIN IN DISGUISE! BUT SKELTON MAN SEES THROUGH HIS PLAN WITH HIS SKELETON EYES)
: ((but skeletons dont have eyeballs you bonehead
Barchar: "And he just can't figure how to do that without being a douche. Tragic, really."
Fellby: ((i like how if you send your miis to france in tomodachi life, they give you soap
Drakon: (( Guys
Fellby: ((like, thanks man
Drakon: (( i feel so ironic
Fellby: ((I guess i'm smelly
Barchar: (SKELETON MAN DOES)
Drakon: (( Succ
Döven : he needs someone to lead both parties, the perfect leader
Döven : that is my birthright
Barchar: "Perfect? Really?"
DamnDude: [[ "Loni's obviously the mother, she survived cancer" "But doesnt that imply" "No." ]]
Barchar: "Sounds like your approval rating would be in the single digits."
Döven : the common folk aren't intelligent enough to be self sufficient or capable or selecting the right leaders
Barchar: "Ahhh, so his plan for saving monsters is a dictatorship. Noooow I get it."
Jäger Leyline: Doven, how old are you?
Döven : 10 years
Döven : old
DamnDude: [[ The littlest dictator ]]
Jäger Leyline: what have you done for those 10 years?
Barchar: "Cause those always work out great! And never with getting nuked into oblivion two years before everyone else did!"
Jäger Leyline: - holds his hand up
Jäger Leyline: -whispers,"lets not instigate him more-
DamnDude: [[ "Unless youre japan, then you get nuked 60 years early" ]]
Barchar: that's not a dictatorship
Asmodeus : "I think I should go. I'm not providing much for this conversation, and personally don't want to be in it."
Barchar: "Can't blame you. I've thought about it more than once."
Döven : Yes leave, go burden someone else
DamnDude: [[ I wasnt implying that, i should have said "Japan in general" ]]
Asmodeus : "Ill see you later, Mom, and Jager."
Barchar: "See you, kid."
Asmodeus : -He heads into the bar.-
Jäger Leyline: ....
Jäger Leyline: so uh, what do yuo do for fun?
Barchar: "Well, we've both asked our things. Pick one."
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Döven : I don't. I train and hone my skills
Asmodeus : -He just lies down on the couch, and stretches.-
Barchar: "Riveting. life, I'm sure."
Jäger Leyline: you haven't even had a life had you. No friends I take it?
Döven : I don't need friends
Jäger Leyline: guess you've been training since you could stand
Döven : before
Jäger Leyline: .....
Barchar: [s]"Just madmen and dictionaries!"[/s]
Barchar: oops, that was supposed to be sub not strike
Jäger Leyline: ....we that changes now
Döven : well*
Jäger Leyline: BC we're going to the circus
Jäger Leyline: and Doven is coming along
Barchar: "That sounds like a spectacularly awful idea."
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Barchar: "I barely trust him here, where pretty much everybody either is or is under the protection of somebody who can handle themselves."
Barchar: "But a public area?"
Jäger Leyline: he hasn't hurt anyone yet
Jäger Leyline: we'll go soon, I'm going to the bar
Döven : Great, gotta watch over the fat inept wanna be demi god
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Barchar: "Again. Thin as a rail. That's just...visible."
Jäger Leyline: come on BC
Jäger Leyline: -heads out-
Döven : stares a
Döven : at BC*
Barchar: "Well. Unless you have some objections, I'm going to go home."
Döven : You're boring me
Barchar: "Not an objection. Later."
Jäger Leyline: come on babe....
Barchar: "What?"
Barchar: "Do you think we're going to bond or something?"
Jäger Leyline: Doven. Don't leave the house otherwise you're staying Amado
Jäger Leyline: -takes BC to the bar-
Jäger Leyline: Not if you keep acting like that
Amado: -He sits on the couch.-
Amado: "Sup."
Döven : What do you want servant?
Barchar: "I don't [i]want[/i] to bond with him, Jager. I barely want to exist in the same dimension as him."
Amado: "Dunno was just speaking."
Asmodeus : "I sincerely think that it's a bad idea. Jager, are you doing this on the want to have a child?"
Döven : shouldn't you be busy working?
: Döven [Döven ] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Amado: "Well, I take breaks occasionally. I mostly do things as they are needed to be done."
Döven : go and make me lunch
Amado: "Not that kind of servant."
Jäger Leyline: No I'm doing this because he deserves better
Jäger Leyline: I don't like him either
Barchar: she sits down, sighing
Asmodeus : "Don't let him change you, don't force others into it."
Jäger Leyline: put yourself into his shoes, were all your life was training to become something someone told you
Asmodeus : "If you want to do that, that's okay. But Mom clearly does not, whatsoever want to, so they shouldn't have to."
Barchar: "I don't think he is. I don't even know if he's salvagable."
Jäger Leyline: if he wasn't, then why hasn't he tried to kill you
Jäger Leyline: hes here for a reason
Barchar: "What the he-he HAS!"
Asmodeus : "Because that wasn't his goal. He is trying to tear you apart."
Asmodeus : "...He has?"
Jäger Leyline: the first time we meet
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Barchar: "It's not likehe didn't [i]know[/i] who I was!"
Jäger Leyline: that doesn't count though, I'm referring to afterwards
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Barchar: she sighs
Asmodeus : "From my observations, he's playing you. And from other observations, he maybe playing you well. See ho this is stirring argument? He wants that. Eventually, he feels that maybe you'll argue, fight to the point of disliking her. Lose bonds once created."
Barchar: "Besides, if he's been stalking me, he probably knows full well I can't be killed."
Jäger Leyline: I'm well aware of that Asmo
Asmodeus : "He seems to want to be the only one, calling me inferior, since he claimed to be blood related."
Jäger Leyline: ....
Jäger Leyline: He is lost...can't you see
Barchar: "And look, the dude's been trained by WDG. That dude is the dickish king of playing people."
Barchar: "I barely trust anything he's said."
Asmodeus : "I'm not sure who WDG is."
Asmodeus : "Can't form an opinion on that."
Barchar: "Good. You don't want to worry about him."
Asmodeus : "Also, he probably knew it wouldn't work, but he threw a knife at me."
Jäger Leyline: So what do you guys want me to do?
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Barchar: "I don't know."
Asmodeus : "Use your better judgement. And be careful."
Barchar: "All I know is that I just want him to go the hell away."
Asmodeus : "Do not let him play your mind in the direction he wants it to go in."
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Jäger Leyline: The kid is obviously lost and doesn't know what to do
Asmodeus : "And if you really want to change him, you're gonna have to show him that what he's doing is wrong."
Jäger Leyline: since when did you become the expert on people?
Asmodeus : "I know a fair bit about getting people to do what you want, jäger."
Barchar: "Same time I did, probably."
Jäger Leyline: stares at Asmo
Jäger Leyline: I suppose you do
Asmodeus : "I picked up on methods they used. It wasn't always physical torture."
Asmodeus : -He seems uneasy saying that.-
Barchar: "I.E. when I'm angry and stubborn."
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Jäger Leyline: stare becomes a glare
Barchar: "...Jager, for the love of god, do you seriously think he's been manipulating you?"
Asmodeus : "I haven't been."
Jäger Leyline: I used to think you were a kid that needed help. guess I was wrong
Asmodeus : "...I'm retrospect, it could have really seemed that way."
Asmodeus : "I was. And you, and plenty of others have helped me. You know that, right?"
Jäger Leyline: Can't say I do
Asmodeus : "I would be in a few other dimensions by this point. Weren't for that Mage. For the people who showed me things. Helped me learn stuff I hadn't."
Asmodeus : "I would I've just left and not returned."
Asmodeus : "...Its understandable not to believe me."
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Asmodeus : "Just please don't lose yourself. It can hurt not only yourself, but others too."
Jäger Leyline: stands up
Jäger Leyline: why don't you get back to worrying about yourself
Barchar: "..."
Jäger Leyline: goes over to the stools and grabs a drink
Asmodeus : "I am worrying about myself. I care about BC, and having her in greif, would affect me."
Asmodeus : "I also care about you, you know."
Asmodeus : "Despite if you care about me or not."
Barchar: "Asmodeus, now isn't the time."
Asmodeus : "Okay, sorry."
Jäger Leyline: starts drinking
Barchar: "I trust you, but he's stressed and angry."
Asmodeus : "..."
Asmodeus : "Drinking I guess would help in the moment. I can't drink, but it seems like they have a good time."
Asmodeus : "Does it taste any good?"
Döven : -goes back to training-
Asmodeus : -He's changing the topic.-
Jäger Leyline: Stop talking
Asmodeus : "Sorry. But this is a public place, people are allowed to talk."
Döven : -flips around and cuts some fire wood, then round houses one into the houses outer wall on Azalea's and Loni's room-
Asmodeus : -He didn't say that in a sarcastic way.-
Azalea: "!"
Jäger Leyline: just gives a long annoyed glare at Asmo
Loni Leyline: the Hell was that?
Azalea: -He stole the pistol by this point, and grabs it out of her drawer.-
Azalea: "I don't know?"
Azalea: "Go et Hywel, or Jager or something."
Azalea: -She was asleep.-
Loni Leyline: -looks out the window- its that kid
Azalea: "..."
Azalea: -She sighs, and puts the pistol away.-
Azalea: -And walks out.-
Azalea: "Hey, can you not make ao much noise?"
Döven : -stops- its in the afternoon, shouldn't you be up doing something at this point?
Azalea: "You shouldn't make so much noise either way. Could have also hurt the wall:"
Barchar: (Actually, I don't think it's past noon for any of us)
Azalea: "Go throw stuff into the forest."
Döven : -its a log house, it can take it
Döven : -slices a piece of firewood in half-
Döven : Father doesn;t want me leaving the area
Azalea: "Yeah, but don't kick it into the house."
Azalea: "Geez."
Döven : -throws a piece of wood up and slices it in half with his hand
Loni Leyline: -claps-
Azalea: "...That was pretty cool. Anyways, we good on not kicking it to the house?"
Döven : ....it was an accident okay?
Azalea: -She gives a thumbs up.-
Azalea: "No problem, thank tou."
Döven : -starts cutting the bushes-
Loni Leyline: Amado worked hard on those
Azalea: "...Yeah, uh."
Azalea: "That's kinda rude."
Döven : UUUUGGGHHHH
Döven : -throws his sword in the ground and starts practicing martial arts
Azalea: "...Okay."
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Asmodeus : "..."
Döven : (test)
Jäger Leyline: .....-grabs his phone and texts Fellby [you busy?]
Döven : Do you two do anything here?
Azalea: "By that you mean?"
Döven : as it sounds
Azalea: "Well, yeah. Eat, sleep."
Azalea: "Other things."
Loni Leyline: I mean we play video games, hang out, and have fun
Döven : sounds boring
Azalea: "Maybe to you."
Jäger Leyline: -is ignore Asmo-
Asmodeus : "...Anything you wanna do, mom?"
Döven : whats there to do around here
Azalea: "Sole good places to eat, hanging out is cool."
: Some*
Azalea: "Plus, I'm sure there are places to spar, seems you'd like that. Just don't kill anyone."
Azalea: "Wait how old are you."
Döven : 10 years old
Döven : why?
Azalea: "Then it's... Up to your father if you go out and do stuff."
Azalea: "Kinda young.@
: "*
Döven : I do what I want
Döven : looks a bit older than 10 btw
Azalea: "Okay, that coming from the person who was told to not go to the forest, and then listened."
Azalea: -She shrugs.-
Azalea: "I don't care, not like I think you can't defend yourself."
Döven : picks the sword up and tosses it to Azalea, handle first
Döven : can you?
Azalea: -She catches it, but wasn't really expecting it.-
Azalea: "Can it what?"
Döven : defend yourself?
Döven : gets into a stance
Azalea: "...Yeah, but I'm not trained with a sword."
Döven : when what?
Döven : then*
Azalea: "Firearms."
Döven : prove it
Döven : pulls out a tanto
Azalea: "Plus, I've got alright training with them. You seem to have been training a lot longer than I have."
Azalea: "..."
Döven : see if you can shot me before I get to you
Azalea: "First thing, no, second thing, no, third thing, I'm gonna go inside now?"
Azalea: -She starts to walk away.-
Döven : ...hmph
Döven : puts the sword away
Loni Leyline: -follows her-
Döven : goes back to training
Azalea: -She closes the door once inside.-
Azalea: "He's kinda weird."
Loni Leyline: hes very intense
Azalea: -She shrugs.-
Loni Leyline: did you see the look in his eyes
Azalea: "...No?"
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Loni Leyline: its like he wants to kill
Azalea: "Oh boy."
Azalea: "Good thing I wasn't gonna let him come at me with a knife."
Loni Leyline: yeah
Loni Leyline: Jager said that he is his son
Azalea: "...Eh."
Azalea: "Seems weird."
Azalea: "The situation, I mean."
Loni Leyline: ...yeah
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Loni Leyline: ....maybe he just needs a friend?
Azalea: "If you wanna try, sure."
Azalea: "We can try."
Loni Leyline: I think...it might be a good idea
Azalea: -She shrugs.-
Jäger Leyline: -has finished a few beers-
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Asmodeus : "..."
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Jäger Leyline: -gets up and heads to the anydoor-
Barchar: "Jager?"
Asmodeus : "...Goodbye."
Barchar: "...Bye then."
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Jäger Leyline: -left without saying anything
Barchar: "...I feel like this should be worrying."
Asmodeus : "So uh... Do you think I messed up?"
Asmodeus : "As do I."
Muffet: she walks in, taking deep breaths. "Hello, la mignonne. And Asmodeus."
Asmodeus : "Hello."
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Asmodeus : "How are you?"
Muffet: "Better than last night. Marginally."
Asmodeus : "That's fortunate."
Asmodeus : "How much are your services?"
Muffet: "...How much do you have?"
Asmodeus : "I can't physically carry money around."
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Muffet: "That feels like a problem."
: ((Muffet: Fucking ghosts haven't stopped me before, though.
Asmodeus : "Guess so."
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Asmodeus : "I could find a way to get the money."
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Asmodeus : ":..Maybe, anyways."
Wandering Frisk: -would be willing-
Muffet: no, it really hasn't been one
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Asmodeus : -He shrugs.-
Asmodeus : "I'll have to figure it out. I have time."
Muffet: "Certainly."
Döven : ((going to bed, gn
: ((gn
: ((Night))
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Asmodeus : "Well, do you know what the cheapest is?"
Asmodeus : "I'm really just looking to try it, not make a habit of it."
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Muffet: "...Let me think."
Asmodeus : "Alright."
Muffet: she sighs, leaning back
Asmodeus : "There no defined number?"
Muffet: "Oh, there definitely is."
Muffet: "I'm debating how to handle the situation."
Asmodeus : "What do you mean?"
Muffet: "Well. This is likely going to be one of your only opportunities to do this. I'm just wondering if I should give you a discount or something."
Asmodeus : -He shrugs.-
Asmodeus : "I guess it might be."
Asmodeus : "...Kinda would be unfair for you, though.0
Muffet: she shrugs. "Oh, don't worry. It's my decision."
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Muffet: "Besides. I used to do it for free anyway."
Asmodeus : "...How would I even go about getting money..."
Asmodeus : -That is him thinking out loud.-
Barchar: "...The couch has G in it."
Muffet: "How can you even get at the different places?"
Barchar: "I walk away, then towards it where the money is."
Muffet: "...Clever."
Asmodeus : "Hmm."
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Fellby: ((holy shit tem
Fellby: ((that is like, creepypasta level
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God: (( boo ))
God: (( I so scawy ))
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God: (( yes I know that is unreadable ))
Muffet: (Muffet: "Oh, shit, what's up GOd")
God: (( I swear to drunk... ))
: ((God smites Muffet
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God of Nothing: (( * smites muffet * ))
God of Nothing: (( muffet has been smitten lol ))
Muffet: ("What have I done to you")
God of Nothing: (( its what you haven't done, my child ))
Muffet: ("I'm a feckin demon I'm not gonna repent fuck off")
God of Nothing: (( so whats going on, RP wise? ))
Fellby: ((uh, rn?
Muffet: ("I'm not your goddamn child")
Muffet: she is in the bar
Barchar: she is in the bar
Fellby: ((i haven't been paying attention i've been doing homework
Barchar: neither are doing much
God of Nothing: (( You're the child of my child... ))
Muffet: ("Then buzz off, [i]grandad[/i]")
God of Nothing: (( therfore, you're a grandchild to some degree ))
Muffet: (*DOES A SICK DOUBLE TWIST YOUTH LOOP ON HER SKATEBOARD AWAY*)
God of Nothing: (( *feels like a foolish old dunce* ))
Muffet: (The only appropriate reaction to a sick double twist youth loop)
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Asmodeus : "I don't think whatever is in the couch would be enough."
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Muffet: "Probably not."
Barchar: "It's not. But I'm just saying, that's o e source of income."
Asmodeus : "Hmm."
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Muffet: she sighs, looking around. "So, how often does that...show run?"
Barchar: "Sporadically."
Asmodeus : "It's a weird show. Must have a weird schedule."
Muffet: "Ugh. Inconvenient."
Asmodeus : "Do you like that show?"
Barchar: (btw I'm playing overwatch)
: ((Well, I can only do one of the two things at a time atm))
Barchar: (I'm just saying that's I'll be kinda sporadic with rp)
Muffet: "...Well."
Muffet: "I'm asking either so I know when to make sure I AM here...or that I'm not. I haven't picked yet"
Asmodeus : "You do seem to be the main character."
Muffet: "Yes...indeed."
Asmodeus : "And you also seem to have a lot of your attributes that you have here."
Muffet: "Yes, indeed."
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Asmodeus : "In fact, it seems almost like a carbon copy of you. Hell, you even gave your number to the Fellby counter-part."
Fellby: ((i'm rewatching joel's fight with muffet to refresh myself on what she says
Muffet: "Yes. That is true."
Fellby: ((basically she's like "i need money to reunite my spiders, you can handle that"
Fellby: (("o wait you donated? whoops i meant another human's soul"
Asmodeus : -He shrugs.-
: ((I'm gonna go play ow))
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: ((Muffet actually had unique genocide lyrics
: ((Words
: ((Woops
: ((Kek
: ((Anyways, she has unique genocide dialouge
Barchar: (Lyrics)
: ((Shut up I listen to too much music
Fellby: ((I do believe she says someone told her to run away and she was like "nah i'm staying"
Muffet: "Wonder what Cheri is doing...hm."
: ((It's also specified that she's the reason you can get through hotland
Fellby: -His job.-
: ((Alphys left the door open for her
: ((And she never went through it
Muffet: she assumed, but hey
Fellby: ((Hmm, wonder what i'll do with Japhet
Fellby: ((I have until hotland to plan, and there is a reason she's the only gem who is as big as she is
: [url=http://taxidrawby.tumblr.com/post/141589294626/someone-asked-for-reds-colors-for-a-thing-and-i]Mfw people still make Red Art :D[/url]
: Taxiderby is awesome
Fellby: ((there used to be more gems Japhet's size, but they got either shattered or corrupted during the war
Barchar: (the smols were too cute)
: ((I've kinda tried to make it look like the surface people literally only won because of numbers
: ((Cause if you've got laharl, runner, barchar, etc all on one side
: ((You'll need some fucking numbers
Fellby: ((I've let gems be really weak against monster magic
Fellby: ((But if all the monsters got sealed in the ground, well
Fellby: ((*shrugs*
: ((A reminder that in Ca2Tale it's not just monsters
: ((It was less of a 'species versus species' and more like a giant fucking civil war I think
Fellby: ((good point
: ((There probably were monsters, demons, gems, etc on both sides
Fellby: ((See, there *was* a diamond on earth
Fellby: ((Pink diamond, she got shattered by someone
Fellby: ((and it put the gems in disarray
Barchar: (I do figure that Barchar is probably more important to the underground than mk ever was)
Barchar: (Cause, you know)
: ((Laharl's probably got way more of a tight hold than asgore ever did on the whole 'leadership' thing
: ((Problem is, laharl is totally fine in every way with ruling in fear, kindness, mercy, fight, doesn't matter as long as his kingdom isn't burning
Fellby: ((See, and that's why Jasper is kinda-sorta following him
Fellby: ((The other diamonds took a look at what's going on on earth and went "oh hell no"
: (("Fuuuuuck that."
Fellby: ((and pretty much abandoned the pink diamond court
: ((Not touching that with a fandom-sized pole
Barchar: (Prismadyne tries to grill Barchar about where Muffet is, but unfortunately for them, Barchar has no intention of telling them)
Barchar: (And they can't exactly torture her)
: ((See, Laharl probably has two sides to why he's currently overlord
: ((Side 1 is he's a decent strategic leader, will usually win your fights
: ((Side 2 is because he'll fucking floor anyone who challenges his throne
: ((needless to say, someone else is probly in charge of domestic stuff
: ((Cause Laharl is only good for war strategy
: ((And durding allthis chaos, presumably Charaster and Shadow decides
: (('Y'know what'
: (('Lets go fuck shit up'
: ((And it works, cause half the kingdom is confused as shit and the other half is distraught over Varik getting exiled to the ruins
Barchar: (Wait, shadow? )
: ((Shadsriel is still in play iirc
: ((Also
: ((I kinda assume that Chalor and Frism are wearing a more crysalline version of this
: (( http://i.imgur.com/OO2HZU7.jpg
Barchar: )shouldn't Schyro be asriel)
: ((No, Schyro is FLOWEY
: ((Flowey and Asriel were rolled seperately
Barchar: (huh)
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: ((So FML I think SPMD is over at one of my relative's houses
: ((So now I gotta text them
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: ((Okay thank god one of them probably has it
Fanta: ((My ride was 45 minutes late
Fanta: ((To a thing I wasn't allowed to have a phone at
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: ((OKAY SHE MIGHT NOT
: ((DO I REALLY HAVE TO FUCKING GO ALL THE WAY OVER THERE JUST FOR A GAME
: ((I'll fucking do it
: ((After a break
Barchar: (Well)
Barchar: (That went poorly)
Barchar: (I am not very good at bastion)
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TemTemTem: (( meow meow meow ))
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DamnDude: [[ Wisconsin is fun. Just checking in for a bit ]]
: ((Yo
DamnDude: [[ So I can say with certain safety that im probably one of the vety few people who would set up a wii u at my room in the dells ]]
: ((Kek
Fellby: ((okay, my homework was a lot less painful then i thought
: ((Nice
DamnDude: [[ Monday might be hell for me because i gotta do all my make up work plus studying ]]
Fellby: ((oh boy i can't wait until i get into the programming portion of my class
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Fellby: ((my teacher says "you're gonna be glued to your goddamn laptop"
Fellby: ((it's why i've been putting off the arc
: ((>implying you're not already glued
Fellby: ((yeah, exactly
Fellby: ((but instead of doing fun stuff i'll be doing a text-based game
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DamnDude: [[ So i have a quick funny story ]]
DamnDude: [[ So I'm apart of a club that has grown to a prestigious status to the point of the club being invited to invitationals instead of juat trying to get into any comp minus regionals ]]
DamnDude: [[ Well, we got an invitational invite from Kentucky ]]
DamnDude: [[ This club is a scienced based club that takes everything to the upmost importance ]]
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DamnDude: [[ And this invitation is not only from kentucky, but its written like it was spoken in a kentucky accent ]]
Fellby: ((oh my god
DamnDude: [[ "We hear y'all have a pretty good team and we want y'all to come to our little event" ]]
DamnDude: [[ And that point i asked if we could send a 1 person team and still win ]]
DamnDude: [[ Sadly they did not accept the idea of a one man team who could probably at most do 8 of 23 events, and thats if everythings perfect ]]
Fellby: ((wait is this science olympiad?
DamnDude: [[ Yes ]]
Fellby: ((neat, i used to do science olympiad!
DamnDude: [[ I did it freshman and junior years and im doing it this year ]]
DamnDude: [[ I cant fucking believe game on is actually an event and that everyone is so bad at it ]]
Fellby: ((I forget what game on is...
DamnDude: [[ Its the one with scratch and its shit ]]
Fellby: ((It might be past my time, actually, but it sounds familiar?
Fellby: ((I remember there was a thermodynamics one one year
DamnDude: [[ This is the 2nd year its an event but it was always a trial event ]]
Fellby: ((and everything went wrong with every team
DamnDude: [[ Of course ]]
Fellby: ((oh, and one year i was on write it do it
Fellby: ((and they gave us incomplete sets of stuff
Fellby: ((like, for each team
Fellby: ((we knew we didn't have much pull as a smaller team, but everyone was pissed about it
Fellby: ((so we banded together and got the results scratched for it
DamnDude: [[ Grievances are fun, arent they ]]
Fellby: ((yes
Fellby: ((i did a lot of test-based ones
Fellby: ((Like reptiles and amphibians, astronomy
: ((These fucks are shittalking my pokemon skills
: ((Should I break them
DamnDude: [[ Yes ]]
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Fanta: ((Yes
DamnDude: [[ Yeah, at this point im doing a bio event, a physics event, a build event, and a cs event (Even though most of computer science should really be in BPA, and its not even possible to debate Scratch as a genuine program) ]]
Fanta: ((Also hiya for a few seconds
DamnDude: [[ Hi ]]
Fanta: ((I've officially fallen asleep 3 times while playing zero time dilemma which means I'm just gonna put it up and play games that actually engage me
Fanta: ((I love the story
Fanta: ((But it's the worst zero escape game
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: Hey guys
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: [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7YB_K-njNw]REMEBER THIS[/url]
Fellby: ((n-no?
Fanta: ((I feel like that's a 2007 meme
: IT WAS
: THIS IS FROM THE DAYS OF FUCKING
: UNREGISTERED HYPERCAM
: NOTEPAD
: HOW DO INSTALL CSS FOR FREE (NEW METHOD)
: SHITTY ROBLOX VIDEOS
: SMOSH PARODIES
: WAS GLORIOUS
Fanta: Oh god i just got a rush of old memes
: THE FUCKING LEEKSPIN
Fanta: Don't
Fanta: Taze
: HOW TO PLAY AS TOUHOU IN BRAWL (REAL METHOD)
Fanta: Me
Fanta: Bro
Fanta: How to unlock sonic in melee
Fellby: ((i just realized
Fellby: ((i could have muffet and fellby sing a duet in tomodachi
: 'I won't give up, on, us'
: 'Even if the sky, ge-*SHOT*'
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Fanta: 'Maybe your dreams will come true'
Fanta: 'Probably not you guys all suck'
Fellby: (("i'm sucking my own dik"
Fellby: (("and dying"
: Should not replace Dr. Rights' lamp with a "novelty" lamp shaped like a marital aid. Should not replace Dr. Rights marital aids with a 'novelty' aid shaped like a lamp.
: I fucking love some of these articles
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Fanta: ((Hiya
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: ((Hi))
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: ((hi
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: ((smosh was the shit
: ((now smosh is just shit from what ive heard
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: http://prntscr.com/cgi9id
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Fanta: ((Mfw restaurant takes 1 hour to get my sandwich and forgets my appetizer, and apologizes with a free dessert I've been waiting on for 20 minutes now
: Ask for another dessert
Fanta: ((I got it, fuck this place and its service
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: ((Shit dude))
: ((I was listening to shitposts on soundcloud and found something legitimately good))
Fellby: ((i fucking broke the tomodachi life songs
: ((Like fuck, This is good. Maybe it's just me))
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: ((How so))
Fellby: ((well
Fellby: ((i put long strings of just "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" into the metal song
Fellby: ((and apparently the game can't handle it
: ((https://m.soundcloud.com/jelliese/fallen-down-toriel-song-ambient-remake
: ((Mmhmm))
: ((Sounds like something from portal))
: ((By the way))
: ((This branches from the fresh tEm of undertale))
: ((Did the game crash))
Fellby: ((no
Fellby: ((it just
Fellby: ((stopped the song halfway through and said "this can't be sung"
: ((((Kek))
: ((It should have had the characters just quit))
: ((With that message))
Fellby: ((it should have
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: ((This poor part of a little plant I have))
: ((All of the other part of the plant is blocking the sunlight to it))
Schyroton: ((my parents might be taking away my ipad bc i slept until five today like no? im nineteen i use this as my alarm you cannot do this
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Fellby: ((Well shit.
Schyroton: (like theyre trying to take it away after nine
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Fanta: is comforting
Endling Asriel: -Is being comforted.-
: ((wow they can't fucking do that
Fanta: actually
Schyroton: ((if they do that tonight theyre in for a rude awakening
: ((you're an adult
Fanta: she went to work
Fanta: and said she'd be back with smazzy if she could get him
Schyroton: ((i mean, its unhealthy tht i sleep late on weekends
Schyroton: ((but im fixing that
Endling Asriel: -He is being comforted with Hywel then.-
Schyroton: ((by setting up a very loud alarm at 8:35 on fridays and weekends
: ((Woke up around 9, 10 today))
Fellby: ((i woke up at uh
Fanta: ((I used to wake up around 1 PM
Fellby: ((10
: ((Unusual for me))
: ((I woke up at uh
Schyroton: ((i woke up less than an hour ago
: ((8
Fanta: ((Then I decided to set an alarm for 8 30
: ((Usually wake up around 5:30 to 6:00))
Fellby: ((well geez mv
Fanta: ((So now I just wake up
Fanta: ((Push the alarm off button
: ((Well geez MV
Fanta: ((And sleep till 2
Schyroton: ((and i know its unhealthy
Schyroton: ((but honestly? taking away my stuff is not ok
: ((^^^^
: ((I mean you can't control how long you sleep
: ((Well))
Schyroton: ((oh and they said 'it contributes to your weight gain' you gotta bring up issues that are actually relevant to me you nasty cunt
: ((fucking hell
: ((filthy cunts
Schyroton: ((im overweight. some of that is muscle. some of that is fat.
: ((i mean i don't really care how anyone looks really
: ((it's more of how one acts instead of what they look like
Schyroton: ((theyre worried about how others percieve me bc i never fit in
: ((Isn't being overweight an actual issue for your health though
Schyroton: ((it is
: ((well yeah
: ((Like no seriously that shit is bad
Schyroton: ((but like, its not as if im not walking a shitton every weekday
: (("MOM FUCK YOU I WALK" "I don't fucking care"
: (("You bastard, I'm grounding you"
: (("I'M AN ADULT"
Fellby: ((let me guess - your classes are on different sides of the campus
Fanta: ((Frisky
Schyroton: ((yep!
Fanta: ((That is how my parents were
Fanta: ((If I wanted to go on a diet
Fellby: ((oh boy that's always fun
Fanta: ((I'd get punished
: ((Okay what the fuck
Fanta: ((Because it was 'unhealthy'
Schyroton: ((i have a class thats off campus
: ((Going on a diet))
Schyroton: ((i dont drive
: ((Unhealthy))
Fellby: ((i had to walk across campus in 10 feet of - ohhhh
Fanta: (('Everything in moderation'
Fellby: ((okay that's worse
: ((Well, I better eat shit in moderation))
Schyroton: ((every tuesday and thursday
: ((You know what else? Taking drugs. In moderation)
: ((It's fine. Healthy.))
Schyroton: ((also i walk up and down so many goddamn flights of stairs
Fanta: ((If I argued I got punished
Fellby: ((shit the power is flickering
Schyroton: ((ive lost a lot
Schyroton: ((fuck
Fanta: ((So I just took it in stride
Fellby: ((... my internet's still here!
: (([s]And don't you say shit about perscription medicine I Fukin know[/s]))
Schyroton: ((nice
Fellby: ((and there it goes
Schyroton: ((rip
: ((Rip))
: ((Like sometimes I have to fucking go from one side of the building to the other side of the building and that's not good but motherfucking GOING OFF CAMPUS
: ((F
Schyroton: ((i mean luckily its not too far away but gdi
Fellby: ((... um
: ((yeaaah
Fellby: ((i'm gonna go check on my dad i heard loud thumping downstairs
Schyroton: ((ok
: ((ok
: http://m.imgur.com/A8jyfJz
Fellby: ((alright i'm back
Schyroton: ((oh and my familys waking up at five in the shitpiss morning tomorrow. i set my alarm clock that i use on weekdays to wake me up at five.
Schyroton: ((if they try taking away my shit im ruining their day
Fellby: ((my dad is fine
: (("what the fuck it's the shitpiss morning" "You cursed I'm taking away your technology for a week"
Fellby: ((just frustrated that the lights went out
Schyroton: ((oh good
: ((ah
: ((Goodie good then
Schyroton: ((im not going to let them take my ipad without consequences
Fellby: ((uh there's sirens now
: ((uh
Schyroton: ((because uh its the only way i talk to my gf-- oh fuck
Fellby: ((... so i guess someone hit a pole, that sucks
Schyroton: ((ohhh, damn
: ((Well fuuuuck))
Fanta: returns home
: ((Hope they're alright.-
: ))^
: *
Schyroton: ((same
: ((But at the same time))
Fellby: ((yeah, when the power flickers like that it's one of two things: the weather or someone hitting a pole
: ((I've got a big downhill area outside my house
: ((With a light pole at te end of it
Endling Asriel: -He was waiting on the couch with Hywel.-
: ((You can guess what happens a lot
Endling Asriel: "...Could you find him?"
Fellby: decides he's done a good enough job for today and heads to the normal bar.
Fanta: "I couldn't find him anywhere"
Fanta: "I'm sorry.."
Asmodeus : -He's there. Broke as shit.-
Endling Asriel: "..."
: ((Ew))
Schyroton: honestly probably passed out on the couch
: ((My dog farted literally right next to me))
Fellby: glances around.
Schyroton: (((let it) rip
: ((i read "pissed out"
Schyroton: ((gg frisky
Asmodeus : "Hello."
Fellby: "Hey there."
Asmodeus : "I have never realized how difficult it is to earn money."
: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pissed%20out
Asmodeus : "When you can't do anything."
Fanta: sits down with him
Fellby: "... Yeah."
: how the fuck
Endling Asriel: -He leans into Hywel.-
Hywel: -He puts an arm around him, just staring ahead.-
Schyroton: PASSED out
: Endling Asriel x Hywel
: Ew
: Also IIRC it's legal for Smazzy and EA to fuck
: If they're the same age
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
: ((not same - just both need to be underage.))
: okay
: so you can RP it
: ((No))
: lol fuck no
Schyroton: ((ok but should you
: ((No, you can't, either way))
: ((Based on site rules, I think))
: Yeah
: ((Legally? Yeah, I think))
: You shouldn't
: Don't get buttfucked by the police
Fellby: checks on Schyro.
: ((No, I think that if you go on a website with no rules against that, it's not illegal))
: ((But))
Schyroton: is asleep.
: ((It's kinda not legal))
Asmodeus : "He's been sleeping."
Schyroton: ((the general consensus is dong
Schyroton: ((*dont
: ((DONG))
: >dong
Schyroton: ((oh my god of all typos
Fellby: ((what a horrifying typo
: ((THE GENERAL CONSENSUS))
: >DONG
: ((IS DONG))
Schyroton: ((the g and t keys are close
: ((Yes))
: ((Oh believe me))
: High Feast Laharl [] changed the topic to "The general consensus is dong."
Schyroton: ((..............[sub]heh[/sub]
: ((I know what keys are close to one another))
: (("Fuck" to "Cuck" on a really bad day, "Fuck" to "Dick"))
Schyroton: stirs a bit.
: ((Chimeranyx Cucker
Asmodeus : "You think he'll still like me?"
: ((Chimera Nyx Cucker
Fellby: "Hey, Asmo."
Schyroton: ((chimera: ed....ward...
Fellby: ((FUCK YOU
Fellby: "Why do you think he wouldn't like you?"
Schyroton: ((thats my gfs job
: ((only I can say that Chime
Asmodeus : "I uh... Don't know."
Asmodeus : "...Guess I was just thinking about it, in the back of my mind."
Asmodeus : "Jager doesn't like me anymore."
Fellby: "... Oh."
Schyroton: sits up suddenly, eyes opening. He looks around a bit. "...Shiit, I fell aslsleep here."
Asmodeus : "Good afternoon."
Fellby: "Yeah, you did."
Schyroton: Hhi.
Schyroton: ...Um. Wwait, are yoyou... Asmodeus?
Asmodeus : "Do you- yeah, I am, anyways, do you still like me?"
Asmodeus : "Ill explain, by the way."
Schyroton: Yyes, Ii do.
Schyroton: Unlesss you've sususuddenly become aaaan asshole, Ii still lilike you.
Asmodeus : "...Okay, thank you. That's reassuring. I was... Worried, I don't know why."
Schyroton: Ii underststand entirelly.
Schyroton: Trtryst me on that.
Asmodeus : "Anyways, this has been the result of me tryin to get out of that awkward stuff I was in."
Asmodeus : "...Over did it, clearly."
Schyroton: Oh.
Asmodeus : "But. Guess it worked."
Schyroton: Yyyeah.
Asmodeus : "..."
: ((If Asmodeus gets augmented body parts
Asmodeus : "Yeah, guess that just made me feel a little better, thank you."
: ((He'll turn into
: ((Asmodeus Ex Machina
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: (('Ello Tri
Randy: Hello
: ((If he gets a gun
: ((He turns into Ammodeus
Fellby: ((if he gets into music
Fellby: ((he'll be asmodeus mozart
: ((I was thinking Altodeus
: ((That works too
: ((Pls))
: ((If he had DiD is he Alterdeus
Schyroton: Llook. Feeeling for ththe first time is somethiiing hard to explplain. I underststandwhy you were doing ththat; it's somethiing I've gone ththrough. Yyou don't have tto be embarassed abouut it, but
Schyroton: *but Ii underststand that you were.
Asmodeus : -He nods.-
Schyroton: ((if he becomes a god, is he
Schyroton: ((asmozeus
Asmodeus : "I feel an odd sinking feeling all the time."
: ((Please))
: ((Please no))
: ((Anything but this))
Schyroton: ((one more
Asmodeus : "I try my best to hide it."
: ((I refuse))
Schyroton: ((if he's homosexual is he asmogayus
: ((GODDAMNIT))
Schyroton: nods.
: ((I started this
Asmodeus : "It's what I've been doing my whole life and afterlife."
: ((Frisky))
: ((This is unforgivable))
: ((I mean
Schyroton: Yyeah, I geget it.
: ((Do you need some bread to calm you down
: ((But now I want to make one))
Randy: If Asmodeus becomes a god of love is he Asmodite
Schyroton: ((pfft
: pffffffffft
: ((If Asmodeus was in a sonic cartoon))
: ((He'd be Asmobius))
Schyroton: ((if he becomes a vapor is he gasmodeus
Schyroton: ((AYY
: ((AYY))
Randy: Ayysmodeus
Schyroton: Becomiiing corporeal is weird.
Asmodeus : "Mm. But, I can only compare the feeling I'm talking about to sadness. But generally I don't have a reason to be sad. It wasn't just when I was a ghost."
Schyroton: ...Ththat might be ddepression.
Asmodeus : "...Term I haven't heard before."
: ((What do you call Bread if he made music
: ((Bread Sheeran
Asmodeus : "Interestingly. Is it a mental disorder?"
Schyroton: Yyes.
: ((Why did the bike fall over))
Schyroton: ((it was hit by a bus
: ((It was two tired))
: ((How did Asmodeus die
: ((Bread poisoning
Schyroton: ((why did amy fall off the swings?
Schyroton: ((because she had no arms
Randy: i know the rest
: ((So a horse walks into a bar))
Schyroton: ((knock knock
: (([sub]Yes I understand the irony with the recent events[/sub]))
Randy: who's there
Schyroton: ((not amy
Randy: yep
Randy: [i]not irony[/i]
: ((Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation))
: Guys, have you ever heard of that new German microwave?
Schyroton: ((no
: It's really cool, it even has ten seats!
: ((WOW))
Schyroton: ((oh my god
Randy: jesus fuck
: ((WOW I DID NOT SEE THAT ONE COMING))
: ((I'm a bad person))
Schyroton: Ii don't know ththe specifics of whhy but I know iiits effects.
Asmodeus : "Is it just endless sadness? Because... That would be a bit unfortunate."
Randy: I'm doing Pokemon Platinum now
Randy: Is good
Schyroton: Nnot endless but it certaiiiiiin,y can seem that way.
Asmodeus : "Great."
Asmodeus : -He's clearly implying sarcasm there, but there is no tell in his voice.-
Schyroton: Ssometimes it's jujust 'oh ththis is mild' and other tiiimes you're collapsesed on the floor in a ffffetal position becauuuse you feel eveverything is against you and you hhate yourseself.
Asmodeus : "Sounds similar to how I felt while locked up."
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Schyroton: Iit sucks. I know. Sssometitimes you havve to reminnnd yourself of happy ththings, even if it's hhard.
Fellby: gets up and gets himself a drink.
Fanta: ((Tri have you got to Mars yet
: How was copper wiring invented?
Schyroton: ((i want her dress
: Two jews fighting over a penny
: Kill me now
Randy: I just beat 2nd gym so yes
Schyroton: ((*brandishes sword*
: Alright you got a sword
Asmodeus : -He nods.-
: Now just
Fanta: ((How was satan purugly?
Asmodeus : "Do you have similar issues?"
: Make it faaaaast
Schyroton: Yyes.
: Like Sanic
Schyroton: ((nah
Randy: Pretty bad but not terrible
Randy: First try
: Oh so you want to torture me
Schyroton: ((i'll make it p a i n f u l l y slow
Fanta: ((Didja get rotom?
: Okay cool
Schyroton: ((im a sadist
Randy: ...No, where are they
Randy: Is it too late
Fanta: ((Old chateau
Schyroton: ((in the old chateau
: I'll be fine with that
Randy: Where's that
Schyroton: Extttttrenely.
Schyroton: ((the forest
Fanta: ((Get it or jupiter's gonna whoop you with her skuntank
Fellby: sighs as he sips his drink.
Randy: Alright
: You gotta go into the Forest in PMD
Randy: Tty
Randy: Tty*
Randy: Ty*
Schyroton: ((*titty
: The Old Chateau was that Aron's house
: titties*
Randy: God damn Gardenia though
: Why have just one titty
Randy: Staravia was my only hope
: When you can have two
Schyroton: ...Ssorry, is ththis makiiiing you uncomffortable, Fellby?
Randy: If Staravia died it was lost
Fanta: ((I beat her with budew
Schyroton: ((why have any
Fellby: "... Eh."
: If you can have no titties
Fellby: "I don't have experience with it, but..."
: Why have any
Randy: How did you beat her with Budew
Fellby: "... I can understand feeling trapped, you know."
Schyroton: Yyeah.
Schyroton: ....Ii know.
Fanta: ((Budew's got goooooood defense against roserade
Fanta: ((Stun it, use growth a whole lot, then mega drain till she ded
Randy: To be fair mine was level 14 so of course my budew wasn't great
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Fanta: ((Rip
Randy: Budew was my 2nd strongest but then every pokemon was a grass type so I didn't use him for a while
Randy: Now Staravia is strongest
DamnDude: [[ Oh im at a hotel for less time than usual, oh let me just pass out for two hours in a place where i normally force myself to sleep at ]]
: Frisky 's connection timed out.
Asmodeus : "..."
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Fanta: hugs the ea
Fanta: "I'll keep looking"
Endling Asriel: "Please..."
: I'll keep fucking*
DamnDude: [[ Also my phones dying so i might not be able to say anything till after 8 ]]
: ((Alright
Randy: Alright
Schyroton: ((ok
: -casually waiting until tomorrow because pmd-
Fanta: holds him, leaning on hywel in the process
: DamnDude's connection timed out.
: https://pics.onsizzle.com/ㄞ-adolf-hitsandre-2628930.png
: It's the main antagonist of S & M
Fellby: hums to himself as he runs his finger around the rim of his drink, lighting it on fire.
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
: ((Jäger's house probably reeks of the smell of "fluids"
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Schyroton: sighs, laying back.
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Asmodeus : -He takes a few breath.-
: deep*
Asmodeus : "Do you know anyway someone who can't make any contact with the real world can get a job?"
: ((Fellby: I have an idea))
Schyroton: ...Ghghost whisperrrer shows maybe?
Asmodeus : "...What?"
Randy: Oh yeah, Randy is still a sweater on the floor.
Schyroton: Ththere are shows thaat have people trtry to contact thhe supernatural.
Asmodeus : "...Oh. That's stupid."
Schyroton: Iit is.
Fellby: "But they're there."
Asmodeus : "I'm sure ghost look at it, and then just roll their eyes."
Schyroton: Wwe do.
Asmodeus : "'I was just like you a couple years ago!'"
Schyroton: Iit's dumb, but iit pays sometiimes.
Asmodeus : "I don't need sustenance, fortunately."
Randy: Randy 'wakes up', though it's kinda more of a snapping back to reality. Randy does not sleep. He waves to everyone.
Asmodeus : "Which means, I can use it for whatever I want."
Schyroton: Yyeah.
Schyroton: looks at the sweater.
Schyroton: ...
Randy: It stares back, but it's not very obvious.
Fellby: "... It's the lizardman sweater."
Schyroton: Yyeah.
Schyroton: ....Ssorry abobout yesssterday?
Randy: He turns into a thumb up.
Schyroton: ...
Randy: I can't tell whether to say he or it.
: Frisky 's connection timed out.
Schyroton: ((both
Fanta: Randy is an EEEEEEEEEE
Randy: I sexuality identify as an EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Asmodeus : "...Well, I was trying to... Hire? Buy? Dunno the correct term for it, Muffet, just to see what that is like. Which is why I need a job. Need money for plenty of other things now, too."
Schyroton: ...
Asmodeus : "Turns out, being a ghost gives you no exception to money."
Asmodeus : "..."
Schyroton: .................................................
Asmodeus : "...Did I do something back?"
: Bad*
Schyroton: Nno, no.
Asmodeus : -He has concern in his eyes.-
Schyroton: Jjust... ththis is not someththing I wwant to get mmmyself involved wwwith.
Schyroton: At alll.
Schyroton: Whatsoevver.
Randy: Also, now both of my speakers broke.
Schyroton: ((f
Randy: I don't even know how the other one broke.
Asmodeus : "Different topic."
Asmodeus : "How was your day?"
Schyroton: Yyesplease
Schyroton: Um.
Asmodeus : "Mine served to be alright."
Randy: I was playing Pokemon, it suddenly faded out, and it is rip.
Schyroton: Ii just woke uup so. Iit was unevventful.
Schyroton: Sso overall that's a sevenn out of teten.
Fellby: "I... did my job."
Fellby: "I'd say... 5 out of ten?"
Asmodeus : "I remained your friend. That made my day so far."
: A box sliiiides into the bar.
Schyroton: Ththat's sw--um.
Randy: The sweater goes over and opens the box.
Schyroton: ...
: [To: WHoever the hell wants it]
: [From: The Master of Romance]
: Inside is a ball.
: As in, a pokeball.
Schyroton: braces himself.
Randy: He is somewhat interested and somewhat scared.
Randy: Anything related to Pokemon spooks him a good amount now.
: Random Mon Generator says it's a Lilligant
Lily: Oh shit
Schyroton: ((by the way, i want you to know that i named a cute little fairy type slayer
Schyroton: ((tri has to have it now
Randy: I named my Onix Sterling, one day it will be a Steelix
Randy: Goodbye unown
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Randy: Anything special about the Lilligant?
: ((I swear to god if I get in this comp match and lose my Elo and derank into gold again))
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: ((I am going to throw a fit))
Randy: I believe in you Bread
Schyroton: ((nice nice
Schyroton: ((i believe in breb
: Lose your
Fanta: ((You already lost your Elo
: Elo
: ((FANTA IM TALKING ABOUT HE ELO THAT MATTERS))
Randy: Wowie
: OH SHIT
Schyroton: ((OH SHIT
: ((TEAMS ARE ALREADY UNFAIR))
: ((Gg wish me luck))
Fanta: ((Well
Fanta: ((I hope you got used to losing it then
: ((Now see))
: ((I have someone))
Schyroton: ((also has anyone picked up on my theme naming and if so tell me when it was obvious
Randy: It was obvious when I saw your first battle
: ((Who is 42-52, and someone 32-42))
Randy: It's metal/rock bands
: ((THE ENEMY TEAM HAS ALL 80*
Schyroton: ((ye
: 80+
Schyroton: ((though its bands in general
Randy: Ah
Schyroton: ((and yes, ac/dc is going to become jolteon
Schyroton: ((because i need a pun in there
: http://prntscr.com/cgk25i
: Help
: ((Fucks sake))
Schyroton: ((gg
Asmodeus : "..."
Schyroton: ...
Schyroton: Ii'm not openiing it Ii have my teamm.
Fanta: "Do you need anything Asriel?"
Randy: He keeps it.
Randy: He puts the Pokeball with Unown in the box and puts it through the anydoor.
???: "Oh boy an Unown"
Endling Asriel: "...No."
Schyroton: ((i think the funniest thing is that this means that schyroton knows megadeth, slayer, ac/dc, coldplay, black sabbath, and steam powered giraffe
Fanta: "Ok"
Schyroton: ((fun fact: i wouldve named pumpkaboo smashing pumpkins
Randy: Now that I have Lilligant, Grovyle is kinda just a somewhat worse version of Lilligant.
Randy: Rip.
Schyroton: ((fun fact: i was gonna have sylveon instead of jolteon but my gf likes jolteon so i chose jolteon
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Asmodeus : "So..."
Asmodeus : "Anything to talk about?"
Fanta: ((Mfw I wanna replay X/Y but I still have a half finished platinum and FUCK
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Schyroton: has an anklet on.
Schyroton: ...Nnot really?
Asmodeus : "..."
Randy: He tries to find a way to start a conversation.
Asmodeus : -He looks down at said anklet.-
Drakon: The surveillance bot exists.
Schyroton: looks to where Asmo is looking. "...Oh, ththat."
Asmodeus : "What's that?"
: ((Alright, I got muns in steam
Schyroton: Iit's a deviice ththat signifiies that Ii'm part of someththing where we havve to use Pokémon to susurvive numerous hhorrors.
Randy: He nods and takes out his 6 pokeballs.
Asmodeus : "...Hmm."
Schyroton: Ii've tried to remmove my leg to get iit off and iit hasn't wworked.
Randy: When he changes into different objects, the chip remains.
Drakon: "Exciting."
Schyroton: But aat ththe same time, Ii do enjoy ththe comoannny of my newfounnnd friends.
Randy: He nods, but shivers.
Schyroton: sends out AC/DC the Eevee. She's a cutie.
Randy: He sends out Randy the Grovyle.
Drakon: "what a cute"
Fellby: grimaces.
Fellby: "Sorry for not... participating, you know?"
Schyroton: Ii know.
Schyroton: Iit's fifine.
: Fellby's chips have gotten burned off during intense sex.
Schyroton: Jaspppercseems to be havinng fun.
Schyroton: Annd if Ii had a choice, Ii'd do whaat you did.
Schyroton: But ththe leg will nnot come off.
Randy: He returns Randy the Grovyle.
Schyroton: pets his smol Eevee.
Fellby: "You haven't asked Gaster about it?"
Randy: I'm surprised Gastly ended up being one of my best Pokemon.
Randy: Never knew how amazing it was.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't think i'm a very good attorney. also hi everyone))
Randy: Hi CE
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Schyroton: ...Llook, iif a Metttaton can't remmove ththe leg of another Metttaton, it's kikind of hopeless anyway.
Schyroton: ((hi ce
Schyroton: is petting his crying Eevee.
Fellby: "Oooh."
: (( "Randy the Grovyle"
Randy: Yes.
Drakon: (( hi<3
Randy: All of his Pokemon are variations of the name Randy.
: http://orig02.deviantart.net/b450/f/2011/340/3/e/grovyle_pmd_lightning_by_venesauroar-d4icla4.gif
Schyroton: Wwe've tried fusiing, evenn, to remmove it. Appparently, it blocks anythiing that attempts to remoove it!
: ((FUCK SHIT))
: ((I DERANKED))
Randy: I should probably not name the lilligant Lily just in case I do end up introducing someone named Lily.
: It's Randy Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Randy: Rip Bread
Schyroton: ((name it rendy
: ((AHH- wait I'm still platinum))
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: ((...Okay that's fine then))
Randy: Sure
Schyroton: 's fake smile falls.
Asmodeus : "Intriguing."
CryingEevee OOC: (("edgey-boy"))
Schyroton: cuddles up to his soft AC/DC.
Randy: ...He realizes something.
Fellby: sighs.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i can't think of a single way i can solve this bit. and the game surely isn't giving me any hints))
Randy: He sends out Randy the Grovyle, then puts himself on Randy the Grovyle.
Schyroton: Fellby, Ii'm not mad at you at alll. I would ttoo.
Randy: Randy the Grovyle is wearing Randy.
Schyroton: But hhey, I hahave this Eevee.
Schyroton: Annd she's a sweeeetie.
Fanta: ((How the hell do I make a new game on X
Fellby: "... And I'm getting married next week."
Schyroton: Oh, rright!
Drakon: "Nice!"
CryingEevee OOC: ((confirmed: that crying eevee is not me. reason:it's female))
Drakon: "I can tape it."
Asmodeus : "...That is a cute... Animal. Also, once again, congratulations."
Schyroton: ((i didnt want a sausage fest
Randy: [url=http://pokemondb.net/tools/type-coverage]Why did I not use this sooner[/irl]
Fellby: "... It's hard to believe, huh?"
Randy: God
Schyroton: Iit is.
CryingEevee OOC: (([/irl]))
Schyroton: is idly scaratching AC/DC behind the ears.
Drakon: "Is your Eevee's name a pun?"
Schyroton: Yyes.
Randy: Wait, it's a pun?
Schyroton: Shee's goinnng to be a Jolteon.
CryingEevee OOC: ((AC/CE /s))
Randy: Oh well yeah
Schyroton: ((ac and dc are electric currents
Randy: Yeah
Drakon: (( you dont say????????????????????????????????????????????
CryingEevee OOC: ((who has a slash in their name though?))
Randy: Too bad there's no metal eeveelution yet
Randy: Sandslash does
CryingEevee OOC: ((how do you even say it? ayy see slash dee see?))
Fanta: ((Alright time to play XY
Fellby: ((eisidici
Randy: In real life you just say ADCD and don't include the slash
Schyroton: ((eisidisi
Fanta: ((Hopefully I don't dislike it as much as my first playthrough, I'm gonna be going against my pokemon rule
Drakon: (( eisidisi: the newest pokemon
CryingEevee OOC: ((>ADCD))
Schyroton: ((*jjba intensifies*
Fanta: ((Normally I only play using pokemon from that region
Fanta: ((But kalos
Randy: Oops
Schyroton: ((guys eisidisi is a jjba character
Fanta: ((Has 63 pokemon
Schyroton: ((oh riiip
CryingEevee OOC: ((i knew that))
Randy: Ikr it was so disappointing
Drakon: (( [i]sad and surprised oh[/i]
Fanta: ((Which is shitty
CryingEevee OOC: ((to be fair, most of the time was probably spent modeling the old pokes))
Fanta: ((When you're going through and only catching kalos mon
Schyroton: ((<===TO BE CONTINUED==
Drakon: (( "Belgrade just lost three years of her life."
CryingEevee OOC: ((modeling and animating))
Drakon: (( Healing 2016
Fanta: ((Does anyone wanna play a pokemon challenge?
Fellby: "So uh. Is it weird for me to have not seen the dress yet?"
Randy: This is just my opinion but visual quality < gameplay quality
Asmodeus : -Ge taps his hands on the couch. It's not actually tapping, but still.-
Fanta: ((But the thing is CE, the game ran like ass
CryingEevee OOC: ((yup, i have no idea how to solve this part of phoenix wright!))
Fanta: ((If you turned on 3d you got 5fps
Fanta: ((Even off it was choppy as hell
CryingEevee OOC: ((who actualy plays with 3d though?))
Schyroton: Ii haven't sseen Mettatonn's drdress yet and usuallly he shows off everyyything.
CryingEevee OOC: ((and i thought it ran fine))
Fellby: "Hm."
Schyroton: Iit's not weweird.
Drakon: "I have."
: It ran fine on my 3DS XL
Randy: Ran fine here too
: The 3DS XL is for yaoi hands /s
Drakon: New 3DS XL too /s
Fanta: ((I played it on a normal 3ds first
Fanta: ((Now I have a new xl
Fanta: ((So let's see
Drakon: ((Undertale on 3DS
Asmodeus : "..."
Fellby: "Okay."
Drakon: (( Red 3DS masterrace
Randy: Hooray my Gastly has been fairly improved
Schyroton: Ii know whwhat dresss it isn't.
Randy: This Gastly loves the numbers 80 and 100
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have a normal new 3ds.))
Randy: Aka the power and accuracy respectively of every single one of its moves
Fanta: ((Anyone wanna tackle the SCP frontier?
CryingEevee OOC: ((and as such it is currently an isabelle 3ds))
Randy: Sure
: What do you mean
Drakon: (( I fucking painted my new 3ds
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Dr. Slarv [].
: Randy's bracelet beeps
Schyroton: ((id rather not rn
: I'm not
: ((It's a one person thing
: Ah
Schyroton: ((ok cool
Randy: He looks at his sleeve.
Schyroton: ...Oh, annd it doesn't't always calll everyone in.
: He gets warped to a hall with 5 doors
Fellby: "... Mine hasn't been working at all, actually."
Randy: He is now lizardman.
Schyroton: Hhuh.
CryingEevee OOC: ((okay, so what i forgot was that the photo was photo number 2))
: Aren't you supposed to be in Arc Reactor
Randy: Probably yeah.
: This will take about
: 5 seconds
: But sure
: 1
: 2
: 3
: 4
: 5
Randy: Congratulations Frisky
Randy: You are literal
Schyroton: sends out Slayer. He holds his Slurpuff and Eevee close in a warm embrace.
: I wasn't being serious you fuck
Schyroton: *Swirlix
Randy: I was also not being serious
CryingEevee OOC: (("E-Edgey-boy"))
Asmodeus : -He moves next to Schyro. He seems bored.-
Schyroton: Hhello.
: Drakon the surveillance bot [Drakon] is now kek [].
Schyroton: pats the soft swirlix.
: I now disclose my DMs on Discord
: http://i.imgur.com/WTOh1oP.png
Schyroton: thinks for a moment.
: Tri is about to go to hell
Asmodeus : "Hello."
Schyroton: ...Ddo you wawant to meet Slayer?
: skid row
Schyroton: ((DOWNTOWN
Schyroton: ((WHERE THE FOLKS ARE BROKE
Asmodeus : -He pets the Eevee.-
: i meant the band but ok
: skid row downtown is ok too
: Remember when Laharl memed the Void away
: Time: yes
Schyroton: Oh, ththat's AC/DC. But yyeah, you cacan meet both.
: I don't even think that was Time
: Like
Schyroton: AC/DC likely purrs a bit.
: Time doesn't say fuccwords
CryingEevee OOC: ((I STILL ASSOCIATE THE WORD "eevee" WITH MYSELF. how could this happen to me))
Schyroton: ((lol
CryingEevee OOC: ((>purrs. eevees are foxlike))
Schyroton: ((my dog purrs
: My Eevee is cute
: CE: what
Schyroton: ((i purr
: Wait no
CryingEevee OOC: ((dogs can't purr m8))
: Fuck you
Fellby: ((me: oh what's on the news in tomodachi life
Asmodeus : "Hmm."
: ((Dogs can purr
Asmodeus : "Slayer, huh?"
Schyroton: Yyes.
: "I like Slayer."
Fellby: ((news: "asriel got arrested for adding hot mustard to food"
: "You know, like, Exile and all that."
Schyroton: gestures to Swirlix.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm pretty certain dogs can't purr))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and a person purring has a different meaning))
: I read that as Sterling
: "Threshold too."
: "I like Slayer."
Schyroton: Nnice.
Schyroton: Anywway, ththis is Slayyer.
Schyroton: He's soffft and sweet.
: Schyro takes a bite out of Slayer
: "I'm soft and sweet too."
Schyroton: is totally that person who would name a pitbull Fluffy and a pug Destroyer
: Drakon has a new body.
: ((I'm gonna say this now, pit bulls are assholes
Asmodeus : -He smiles.-
Schyroton: ((soe of them are, some of them are sweethearts
Asmodeus : "That's a great name."
: (( I need a name for a team or crew
: (( minimum one word
Schyroton: Slayer smiles.
: (( maximum one word
: ((Clods
Schyroton: Ththanks.
: ((pit bulls and Chihauhas
: (( I had a chihuahua
Schyroton: ((Hellbringers
: ((The team should be named Clods
: (( She just sit by the bathroom all day and scared anyone who walked out
Schyroton: ((my pug thinks shes bigger than she is
CryingEevee OOC: ((all small dogs think they're bigger than they are))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and some big dogs think they're smaller than they are))
: ((Darkrai flies away on a helicopter
Schyroton: ((its like inverse
: (( Sage: NOOOOOOO
: (("SEEYA LATER OTHERREALM CLODS"
Schyroton: ((my friend had a pitbull who thought she was a lapdog
Asmodeus : -He lightly leans on Schyro.-
: My 70 pound boxer is set on believing she can wrestle with chihauhas and puigs
Fellby: ((my first dog was a rottweiler
Fellby: ((he helped me learn to walk
: (( I picked the name Citadel
Schyroton: smiles, returning his smol pokemon.
: mv
: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSTKJ5egR7N8bzOG5yFYjLu7gOrUYCWLFEcWGQnH2Rmjn5VfsJ-Cg
Schyroton: ((frisky
Schyroton: ((thats cute
: it is
Schyroton: ((pugs are sweeties
: yes they areeeee
Schyroton: ((that try to wrestle you
CryingEevee OOC: ((i saw that "areeeee" and thought the "eeeee" was "eevee"))
: ((cute pupper
: http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/J9AAAOSwmrlUtGN0/s-l300.jpg
Schyroton: ((ye
Schyroton: ((brb
Asmodeus : -He's smiling.-
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Asmodeus : "You know, you make my day brighter."
: (( officiall new 100 discord name http://i.imgur.com/HrjcEk3.png
: Remember when I accidentally kicked Slarv in Arc Reactor
: "FUCK"
Asmodeus : "..."
: ((I get to choose my nickname now
: ((Lade F
: ((*Lady
: ((Li'l F
: ((F-kins
: ((What the fuck
: Li'l Fuckword
: (( The fucking nicknames always gave me a good kek
CryingEevee OOC: ((F-kins))
CryingEevee OOC: ((my first thought wasn't fukins but fenekins))
: ((Should have named myself D
CryingEevee OOC: ((li'l D))
: That's reserved for Darkrai
: ((I didn't know this game handed you innuendo on a silver platter
: (("Ok, Fuckins fits you perfectly!
CryingEevee OOC: (("witness the power of the oldbag"))
: ((Chroma Squad
: ((I made my finisher move
: (("SUCK OUR DICKS"
: ((You other guys can set up your factory teams if you wanna challenge after tri
: (( My new Discord identity http://i.imgur.com/yWfeQTa.png
: Nah
: I'm good
: Citadel Juicebox
Fellby: is scrolling through a few messages on his phone.
: Frisky 's connection timed out.
Asmodeus : -He's leaning on Schyro.-
: Frisky [] joined chat.
: Frisky 's connection timed out.
: ((Btw, if flame shows up we'll be doing ZE
: ((If not rip
: Frisky [] joined chat.
: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.
Schyroton: ((back
: ((There should be a pokemon fangame
Schyroton: Ththanks.
: ((Where you go save the professor from a wild pokemon
: If Flame doesn't show up RIP ZE for a week
: ((And he tells you to go on a journey
: ((To complete the pokedex
: ((And then your mom says no
: ((And the credits roll
Randy: Amazing
Schyroton: ((thats my life
Asmodeus : "You're with someone, correct?"
Schyroton: ...Yyes.
CryingEevee OOC: ((but if you stick it through the credits you can sneak out. and then the mom will call the cops to look for you))
: ((And then they find you
Randy: And then the credits roll
: ((And you go back home
: ((And the credits roll
Asmodeus : -He nods. Other than a bit of a shift in his smile, he didn't really react much.-
Fellby: ((... do you get to keep your pokemon anyway
: ((No
Fellby: ((WORST MOM EVER
: kek [] disconnected.
: ((You can't just bring pets into this house and expect to keep them young lady
Schyroton: ...Werrre you... uh. Hhoping to get with mme?