Alki: (what kind of gimmick?)

: (( Any kind

Randy: Just a gimmick?

Randy: hmm

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: Please stop RIPing when something goes wrong I'm not dead

Asmodeus : -He's a bit surprised that Jager hasn't told anyone about the stupid he did. Not that he's mad about that.-

Alki: ((remove the headphone jack))

Randy: You're asking me this now

Randy: And not 100 years ago

: Yes

CryingEevee OOC: ((but rip=F to us))

Randy: Huh

Barchar: she can kinda tell. But she's not gonna blurt it ou

Jäger Leyline: (Fellby ans Jager are sitting down next to each other while BC sits on Jager lap and muffet on fellbys

Vaati: ((btw, with schyromega/omega schyro, im going to make it a true nightmare

: Say F instead

CryingEevee OOC: ((we use it to pay respects))

: That's better

Randy: What if I only say F to you

Randy: Is that okay

Barchar: You can't take my rip frisky

Vaati: ((rip rip

CryingEevee OOC: ((high quality F))

: global ripfensive

: ((How about Omega Schyrogaston MV

Randy: Because I need my rips but I can make an exception for you and you only

: I need gimmicks

Vaati: (frisky thats hikarious and deadly

CryingEevee OOC: ((is solar powered))

Randy: Dies in the darkness

Randy: Well actually, in the darkness they just don't exist

Alki: (( Alergic to other people's allergies ))

Randy: Until it becomes light again

: In the darkness they don't exist

CryingEevee OOC: ((the anti grue))

CryingEevee OOC: ((that's like, actually the opposite of the grue))

Randy: I don't know what grue is

Barchar: (Omega schyrogaston would be hell incarnate)

: anything else?

Bondertale: it'd give bfrisk a heart attack

Vaati: ((schyromega will look similar to regular schyroton

Jäger Leyline: doesnt want to be too mean to his spn

Jäger Leyline: son*

CryingEevee OOC: ((a being that lives off of other peoples emotions and takes form based on them))

Alki: (( 160 dollar bluetooth headphones ))

Vaati: ((gimmick: must speak in haiku

: (( Fuck haiku speaking

Randy: :|

Alki: (( only speaks in lymrics? ))

Jäger Leyline: (gimmick, no 3.5mm headphone jack

: (( So, lives off of emotions and does not exist in the darkness

: (( gg 10/10, will use

Barchar: (You are just a wimp/haikus ain't that hard my man/you gotta git gud)

Asmodeus : -Well, it would just make him an awkward mess for a couple of minutes.-

Alki: (( Has to keep swimming or will die ))

: (( Ayy rosalie fucker is back

Muffet: she can still do haikus with the best of them now. Thanks Merasmus(?)

Vaati: ((im going to divulge that omega schywey's arms can turn into weapons

Jäger Leyline: so guess what Asmo went through

CryingEevee OOC: ((just learn from zer0/a haiku just comes from a thought/just word it this way))

Fellby: "What happened?"

Alki: (( Jerry 5 chews juicy fruit ))

Alki: (( to hold the wire in place ))

Muffet: "...Thats an interesting way to start a sentence."

Randy: They finally finish drumming. So a drum just sits there.

Jäger Leyline: he forced himself to grow up faster

Vaati: A pubescence.

Fellby: "Uh huh... oh."

Jäger Leyline: hit all of puberty at once

Vaati: Oh my.

Fellby: "Oooooh, boy."

Vaati: That must have pained him.

Jäger Leyline: found him trembling this morning

Asmodeus : "..."

Vaati: Is he alright?

: "M-my di-dick is hairy.."

Muffet: she blinks, before laughing. "That explains why he's avoiding me like the plague."

Jäger Leyline: yeah he is fine

Vaati: Ah.

Fellby: snorts. "He's just having some very interesting feelings, then."

Muffet: "Suddenly, he understands how succubi work."

Jäger Leyline: yep

Asmodeus : "Suddenly, I did my research, and thought for a good few minutes you killed people."

: Swood's connection timed out.

: High Feast Laharl [] is now High Feast Laharl [Literally Satan].

Muffet: "What? No. No no."

Literally Satan: "I wonder if they realize she totally has killed people." He says from hell.

Muffet: oh, yes, she absolutely has

Asmodeus : "I assumed not, with your line of work, that would be detrimental for bussiness."

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Blazefire [Blazefire].

: (( So

: (( Everyone tries to help the character that depends on light

Alki: flips everyone off

: Oh fuck no

Blazefire: is waiting by the phone for satan to call him

: (( With bandaids and shit

Alki:

Asmodeus : "Happy fun times.0

: >by the phone

Vaati: ...

Cobalt:

Randy: They turn into a middle finger and flip Alki off back.

: Blazefire should be asleep rn

Randy: It's a huge middle finger.

: "Alki."

Alki: pokes himself in the eye

Vaati: Rude.

Jäger Leyline: flips alki off

: "Can you just, fucking, not?"

Vaati: ...Er.

Vaati: Are you...

Alki: "ALRIGHT FINE MY ARM HAS AN AI IN IT AND SHE'S AN ASSHOLE"

: Gary flips off the entire bar in the background.

Vaati: Oh.

: He makes the 👌 sign at Alki.

Fellby: "Oh boy."

Cobalt:

Muffet: but most were Unintentional, and she doesn't make a habit

Jäger Leyline: then remove your arm

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: Blazefire is becoming too much of a meme

: I cmemenessndle the memenes

: Wait fuck

Muffet: she flips him off back. Six times over. You can't fight that shjt

: The memes

Randy: They turn into a pointer finger and try to feel where the AI is.

Alki: "I can't"

: Theymemes taking memes ovememes

Asmodeus : "Anywyas, I'm gonna stay over here."

Alki: presses a button on the arm so Cobalt can talk

Jäger Leyline: no stay with us Asmo

CryingEevee OOC: ((ah yes, my favorite sound effect "gagoom"))

Cobalt: "SUP YA SHITS!"

: Swood's connection timed out.

Alki: "Oh..."

Muffet: "You're a dick."

Randy: They give a middle finger to the button.

Vaati: ...Do not refer so rudely to us.

Blazefire: but satan never calls

Blazefire: is a sadboi

: I mean

Jäger Leyline: I got robotic limps too and they dont insult others

Fellby: "AAah, boy. I can already tell we're gonna have a [i]delightful[/i] relationship.

Cobalt: "I'm just fucking with you. This place seems pretty chill."

: Phones don't exist in PMD

Blazefire: that's no excuse to not call

: Blazefire cannot contact Satan unless Satan calls him

Sage: he's satan

: I just said that

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Jäger Leyline: ((its funny to walk around Korea and see swatskias

: Blazefire went from an interesting character to Satan's husband memester

: ((There are printers but no phones?

Cobalt: "I'm cobalt...like the color and the element. Whichever one you like better. And I think you already know my helpless thrall, Alki. Or...some of you do."

Sage: and technically, they DID exist before he got pokemon's

: Yes

Muffet: "He's not a helpless thrall."

: They did

Jäger Leyline: ((but they are juat buddhist temples

Vaati: ...Huh.

Muffet: "I've seen some helpless thralls, they're not like that."

Cobalt: "It's a figure of speech spider lady"

Alki: "Cobat. Be nice"

: Cobatman.

Randy: Cobalt confirmed Crobat

Muffet: "Oh."

Muffet: "Well."

Cobalt: "Did you just call me 'cobat'?"

: Swood's connection timed out.

Alki: "Cobalt..."

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Randy: They turn into a drum again and drum.

Asmodeus : "No I'm fine."

: ((Actually the cobalt snaps in two.

Cobalt: "Whatever. I [i]am[/i] being nice"

Randy: Actually the cobalt lost his streak

Asmodeus : "You guys are getting fairly close to eachother and I feel like I should not do that. Or the opposite. Is it the opposite?"

: The EoN timeline doesn't have phones

Asmodeus : "Would it help me get used to it?"

Fellby: ((hey look it's fellby's furniture

Fellby: ((https://68.media.tumblr.com/72e248e942a15c29a0bb425ef0e15c4e/tumblr_mtn0iiMYDd1stl0qho1_540.jpg

: The human world did

Randy: EoN?

Barchar: "You know, pretty much the only way for you to resist her shit is to get used to it."

Muffet: "It's true."

: That's the timeline you're in

: Aka the title of the game

Jäger Leyline: yeah may as well

Barchar: (ngl chime I expected that to be a picture of a person)

Randy: ?

Fellby: "i've been with her for 10 years."

CryingEevee OOC: ((explorers of nightmares))

Randy: Oh

Barchar: In pmd

Randy: Okay

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: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.

Cobalt: "You really need to lighten up buddy because you're stuck with me. or...to me..."

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: There's two alternate timelines that bridge away from the actual Pokémon MD timeline

Alki: "Any way...now you've been introduced so maybe Cobalt will shut up now..."

Muffet: she sighs wistfully. "And those first few weeks before you got used to it were magic." she said, only partially teasing

: EoN and the "future"

Vaati: Alright.

: Then there's the human world

Fellby: "God, it felt like I was constantly blissed out on something."

Asmodeus : -He has yet to move.-

Fellby: ((brb gonna get a snac

Muffet: "I guess there was a reason I kept it a secret. Even if I couldn't admit it to myself."

: I'd assume the human world is basically the main games but if it's normal then sure

Asmodeus : "Then again."

: That's all I'll say

Asmodeus : "If I wait it out."

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Asmodeus : "...I can't see a logical benefit. That's not the point though."

: Actually I'll elaborate

: EoN bridges away from the events of EoT & EoD

: For who has played the games you know what the fucking future is

Cobalt: "So what kinda wierd secret people and other secret shit do you folks like to lie to your friends about?"

Alki:

CryingEevee OOC: ((i played it, forgot what the future is))

: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCKING FUTURE IS

Jäger Leyline: what do you want to do Asmo

Randy: They become a 0.

Asmodeus : "I... Have no answer to that question."

CryingEevee OOC: ((I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCKING FUTURE IS))

Muffet: "I can't make you do anything. I'm just saying that exposure therapy is the only real therapy you have, here."

: Rosalie motherfucker

Jäger Leyline: just relax

Asmodeus : "It's an opinion based short to answer question, and I can't find an answer to it."

: Is trying to force time travel up everyone's ass

Barchar: I haven't played the games either

: 'Hey, do you want to see your future self?'

CryingEevee OOC: ((mystery dungeon 2 never left a big impression on me))

: 'No?'

: 'I'll go by myself then'

Vaati: No.

CryingEevee OOC: ((so i've forgotten most everything about it))

Muffet: "Just don't relax too much. Or it'll start working."

Randy: Which one is mystery dungeon 2

Randy: Or is that just what it is

CryingEevee OOC: ((explorers))

Asmodeus : "That contradicts what H- are you trying to confuse me?"

Randy: I loved explorers of sky

CryingEevee OOC: ((the explorers games is pmd 2))

: Explorers of Sky is the fucking jam

Randy: Blue rescue team I don't remember too much but it was pretty good as well

: Super Mystery Dungeon is also the fucking jam

Randy: Didn't really like gates to infinity that much

CryingEevee OOC: ((i never played sky and explorers of darkness didn't leave a big impression on me))

Asmodeus : "Okay, how about, you do what you imagine would be best, and I deal with it, because you're the authority figure and I'm the rebellious teen, right?"

Randy: And I haven't played any other one

CryingEevee OOC: ((gates to infinity i heard was terrible))

: Everybody hated GoI

: Me included

CryingEevee OOC: ((pmd 1 i loved, spmd i also love))

Cobalt: shuts off her vocal systems and goes back to talking in Alki's head

Randy: It was pretty bad imo

: You need to replay it

Jäger Leyline: llook just sit with me Asmo

Randy: Not terrible but not good at all

Asmodeus : -He does.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't think i even have my copy of explorers anymore))

: Ah

Randy: Rip

Fellby: ((okay i'm back

: I mean really the fucking ending made me cry back in like

: 2008 or some shit idk

Randy: Same

Fellby: ((wait nevermind i'm gonna get a drink

Asmodeus : "I. I am nervously explaining things too in depth to the point where it just become pointless rambling because I'm not exactly sure how to react in a situation like this, aren't I?"

Jäger Leyline: there. that better?

Randy: Randy is now playing Epic Sax Guy as a sax.

CryingEevee OOC: ((again i'll say it, i've never cried because of a game, but spmd was the closest i've ever gotten. even closer than undertale))

Randy: Haven't played SPMD, it's good?

Asmodeus : "Maybe?"

: Yes

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's fantastic))

Randy: Welllp

: Really good

CryingEevee OOC: ((imo the best in the series))

: Way better than GoI

Randy: Looks like I'm gonna get SPMD

CryingEevee OOC: ((you do that))

Randy: Eventually

Alki: ((i gtg))

Jäger Leyline: just close your eyes and lean back

Muffet: she looks away from asmo, still holding bc to her

Randy: Bye Ant

Asmodeus : -He does.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((bai ant))

Vaati: ((ccya

Alki: (( cya ))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i should keep playing the postgame of spmd))

Fellby: ((okay i'm back now

Fellby: hums to himself, thinking about getting something to eat.

Muffet: she regrets that her tail isn't long enough to wrap around both Barchar and Fellby's legs at the same time

Randy: Anyway they're playing Epic Sax Guy.

Vaati: retracts his fluffy clawed arms.

Asmodeus : "Have I mentioned how I'm very glad I don't partially see through my eyelids anymore?"

Jäger Leyline: good

Muffet: she can't help but laugh at that

Fellby: "That's a relief. It must have been hard to sleep, huh?"

Vaati: Hm.

Asmodeus : "I can't sleep."

Fellby: "Oh. Right."

Barchar: "Eh. It's not great."

Vaati: somehow reclines. As a 10' tall eyeball with wings.

Asmodeus : "But I can definitely dream, as I was proved of last night. I kinda just drift off into my mind when I have nothing to do."

Asmodeus : "Simolar to sleep."

: I feel like I should replay SPMD but I can't find it rn aaa

: Similar*

CryingEevee OOC: ((F))

Vaati: Interesting.

Randy: F

CryingEevee OOC: ((who did you go with in SPMD?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((partner too))

: Riolu and Pikachu

CryingEevee OOC: ((same))

CryingEevee OOC: ((actually,))

Fellby: "I just... I remember seeing a movie about an invisible guy, and he couldn't sleep because he could see through his eyelids."

Randy: Is there Woopers in SPMD

CryingEevee OOC: ((not as a starter, no))

: I don't know

Randy: Well of course but

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CryingEevee OOC: ((but yeah, all pokes are in it))

Asmodeus : -He is very slowly just getting closer to Jager. Without moving his body, just using his floatyness.-

Randy: Hell yeah

Randy: I'm gonna get Dewt

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Randy: And use them even if they're weak

Muffet: "You can sleep without closing your eyes."

Smolster: (there's a quagsire npc in gates to infinity)

Asmodeus : "Some People can sleep with their eyes open. Others use a blindfold."

Muffet: "I think that closing your eyes is just...easier. I guess."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i had auron the riolu (which was the origin of the name) and zappy the pikachu (who's name was a carry over from mystery dungeon 1)))

Randy: There is? I don't recall that

Jäger Leyline: pulls him close

Jäger Leyline: (brb

: The Riolu was male and the Pikachu was female

: In my game

CryingEevee OOC: ((wasn't gender only in explorers?))

Asmodeus : "So um."

: Uh idk

Asmodeus : "..."

Blazefire: ((I have eevee and vulpix

: I thinkkkkkkk it was in SPMD?

Blazefire: ((In pmd2

: Unless it was in my imagination

CryingEevee OOC: ((owait, i think you could say whether you partner's name was "cool" or "cute"))

Asmodeus : "I think I should apologize for touching your arms."

: Right

CryingEevee OOC: ((and you select your own gender i think))

: That's what I meant

Muffet: "Dearie."

Asmodeus : "That, is something that I find weird myself now. That... That's weird, right?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((in that case i think both starters were male for me))

Muffet: "That is the LEAST weird place I've been touched in my life."

Muffet: "It's fine."

Asmodeus : "No, I more mean to everyone, but I'm not gonna go up to each person and say it."

Muffet: "You could have asked, but otherwise, it's fine."

Asmodeus : "I'm really sorry."

Smolster: (gates to infinity doesn't let you pick gender)

CryingEevee OOC: ((GtI is just terrible i think))

CryingEevee OOC: ((don't bring it up again))

Barchar: (couldn't beat the first boss)

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Blazefire: ((You can pick gender in 2

CryingEevee OOC: ((tri, what did you do?))

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Randy: I mean

Randy: You can read it

: I need a name for an item that this character's life revolves around

CryingEevee OOC: ((nevermind, i noticed))

Randy: Orb of Emotions

Randy: idk

Asmodeus : "Wow, talking to you is mentally challenging, I'm struggling."

Asmodeus : -He is stuttering a bit, and also talking fast.-

Fellby: "You get used to it, kid."

CryingEevee OOC: ((life orb is an obvious one))

Randy: Why does life orb hurt you

: Well

Randy: You would expect life orb to have to do with like

Randy: healing or HP

: It needs to be the name of an 'emotion orb'

Randy: lolno it hurts you

: The name of the character is Belgrade

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Randy: Motus Orbis

: Basically in order to be able to live off of emotions, she has to eat a fucking orb

: An emotion orb

Muffet: she shrugs. "At least I'm not actually trying to use the effect."

: If she can't live off of emotions she has to beam a fuckton of light onto herself and try to substitute emotions with that

: Like, standing under a huge as fuck UV light

Muffet: "But like I said. You'll get used to it."

Asmodeus : "Alllrighty."

Jäger Leyline: you didnt feel our arm because of.puberty. you did it because the absence of feelibg for 50 yeara

CryingEevee OOC: ((so, the sun))

: ((

Randy: wow

: (( Yeah, sure, the sun, which she has just been standing under for a good 20 years

: (( But since now she's underground

Jäger Leyline: I know all about that -holds up his right arm-

Barchar: "The first time I got real feeling, i-"

Vaati: Feeling for the first time is strange.

Barchar: "...well. Had the exact opposite reaction to you, actually."

Vaati: Or the first time in ages.

Asmodeus : "Well yeah, but now it's weird."

Barchar: "I tried to avoid feeling things. It was just...weird."

: Barchar doesn't like feeling dick. -Ding!-

: Sin Counter: 1

: Someone add the sin counter and update it

Vaati: ((this place is a sin

Randy: [url=https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/51u754/what_is_that_thing_you_desire_the_most_right_now/d7evv8i]Time, somebody desires you[/sub]

CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, why does tri have chat info privileges?))

Randy: Fuck

Randy: I fucked it

Randy: It's fucked

Blazefire: tri is mod

Barchar: she does NOW

CryingEevee OOC: ((tri do you just spend your time on ask reddit?))

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Barchar: she didn't before

Randy: yes

CryingEevee OOC: ((fair enough))

Randy: well, reddit

Randy: but yes

CryingEevee OOC: ((also may i ask why tri is mod?))

Asmodeus : -He sighs.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((i thought we had a purge where we unmodded most people and tri was among them))

Asmodeus : "Mixed feeling are not fun."

Muffet: she is rather consciously doing her best to look as unsexy as possible.

Muffet: "I understand."

Randy: Didn't the purge end up being like

Randy: 2 people though

Vaati: I am understanding.

Fellby: considers getting Muffet a frumpy sweater.

Asmodeus : "I mean. Can I be serious for a second?"

Muffet: "Yes."

Jäger Leyline: Sure kid

Muffet: she'd somehow manage to make it look sexy

Muffet: somehow

Muffet: maybe by looking cute enough that it loops

Fellby: -Like, the ugliest christmas sweater someone can find-

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Vaati: ((mettaton sees it and offers to set it on fire unless she reserves it for december

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Muffet: okay, that even she might not be able to save

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Barchar: (Muffet: "You don't understand, I need to do this so I don't give a ghost kid a biner" )

CryingEevee OOC: ((brb))

Asmodeus : "I feel attracted to things I wouldn't normally feel that emotion to, including you, obviously. Now, I... Struggle with that, on the main term that I guess I feel... Embarrassment? Yeah, that, and then mix that with the fact that I also have the slightest bit of desire and some other things all mixed together with not knowing what to do."

Vaati: ((mtt: ...fine.

: "What, you want to fuck a lamp or something?"

Randy: They turn the lights off except one above Asmodeus.

Fellby: stands up. "'Scuse me for a moment."

Muffet: "What do you mean you 'wouldn't feel that emotion to'?"

Muffet: she has to get up. Rip chair

Asmodeus : "Why is this happening?"

Vaati: Hormonal changes, likely.

Asmodeus : "Also, it's because I wasn't attracted to people."

: ((We'll likely start at 8:00

Fellby: pops out for a moment, then returns with the ugliest sweater known to man. It's this gross plaid patterns, with actual LEDs in it. It's also covered in snowflakes that are multi-colored for some reason.

Jäger Leyline: you get embarassed because youre afraid of failure or rejection when you attempt to connect with others

Muffet: "That's bow puberty works, dear-"

Muffet: "No. I refuse."

Fellby: holds it out to Muffet. "I'm sorry."

Muffet: "You couldn't force me."

CryingEevee OOC: ((8))

Vaati: shuts his eye.

CryingEevee OOC: ((8))

Randy: ?

: ((8))

Barchar: (8)

Randy: 8

CryingEevee OOC: ((8))

Jäger Leyline: HHAHAHAHAHA

Vaati: That offends the eye.

: ((8))

Asmodeus : "Don't force her to wear that because of me."

CryingEevee OOC: ((8))

: What

: bloolooboyle [] is now 8 [].

Randy: 8

Barchar: (8)

Randy: Idfk

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Fellby: "... You're sure?"

Barchar: (were playing the 8 game)

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.myinstants.com/instant/the-eight-game/]8[/url]))

Randy: That's a thing?

: ((Eight. Eight. Eight. Eight. Eight. Eight. Eight. Eight.))

Vaati: warps out.

Muffet: "Over my dead body."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i found the game of the year version of the 8 game))

Barchar: (8)

CryingEevee OOC: ((i linked it))

Barchar: (8)

CryingEevee OOC: ((8))

Randy: 8

Barchar: (8)

CryingEevee OOC: ((8))

Randy: Randy turns on the lights again.

Fellby: "Alright, fine."

Asmodeus : "I'm okay."

CryingEevee OOC: (("Stalker:it's not creepy, it's fashion!"))

Jäger Leyline: you should totally wear it muffet

Asmodeus : "I don't like the feelings but I also don't think she looks bad, and we shouldn't add detriment to something that isn't bad."

Jäger Leyline: look it even has 6 arm holes

CryingEevee OOC: ((https://www.reddit.com/r/Flamewanker/

Barchar: (I'm offended)

CryingEevee OOC: ((offended by flamewanker))

Muffet: she gives Jager a sideeye and a scowl. "You could MAYBE get that abomination on my body if I was unconscious."

Fellby: -Of note: Fellby is holding it like it's a dog poop bag.-

Jäger Leyline: What do you want in exchange?

Fellby: -Pinched between two fingers and as far away from him as possible-

Asmodeus : "I don't know why you're trying to cover her beauty. I mean. I can leave if you think that I should, but she doesn't seem she wants to wear it whatsoever."

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Muffet: her tail flicks in contempt, no longer around Barchar's leg. "Exactly."

Muffet: "Jager, I wouldn't wear that for anything."

Vaati: would bang a woman before Muffet wore that.

Jäger Leyline: itz more about humor kid

Fellby: sighs and tosses the sweater into the corner.

: Drakon takes the sweater.

: "Ahem."

Jäger Leyline: -hold BC up- Ill let you have BC for 2 night

Randy: They really want to crush the sweater.

: He tosses it to Randy.

: We can do PMD now

: "Feed it to the dogs."

: If you want

Randy: They turn into an anvil and crush the sweater repeatedly.

: Or you can do regular RP for a little bit longer

: "Haha, cool anvil."

Randy: I can do both

Vaati: ((im goin to pmd

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Fellby: -Rip sweater-

: I mean

: If it doesn't distract you from the arc, sure

Randy: Spikes come out from the bottom of the anvil and begin stabbing into the sweater.

Randy: Nope

Barchar: "I don't want you to wear it either."

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: Let's do it, then

: He looks at Randy, or the anvil.

Muffet: "...Either way, that's maybe enough to convince me to wear it for an hour. MAYBE. half hour is more reason."

: "I like you."

Barchar: Reasonable*

: "You're cool."

Randy: Randy turns into a thumbs up.

Randy: The thumb puts a random code into the anydoor and tosses the sweater inside.

Randy: Not after firing a laser at it but.

: By the way

: Still waiting for Tri and Flame

Randy: Am there

: Now I'm waiting for Flame

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Asmodeus : "I can easily find a better sweater. I can go do that now, if you'd like."

Jäger Leyline: 2 hours

Randy: They turn into a sweater.

Jäger Leyline: 1 hour for each day

: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.

Asmodeus : "She doesn't want to wear the sweater, is that too much to deal with?"

Randy: They turn into a pretty bad sweater. Not terrible but.

Fellby: "Look at that thing, Jager. It's a fashion disaster."

Randy: Not something you would want to wear.

Jäger Leyline: holds BC up like a zelda item

Jäger Leyline: shes worth it though

Asmodeus : "How is she floating?"

Jäger Leyline: Id wear it for BC any day of thw wek

Jäger Leyline: week*

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Barchar: "I don't wnt you to wear it either."

Asmodeus : "I have an idea."

Muffet: "Jager, as much as I find Barchar adorable, nothing, and I mean [i]nthing[/i], could convince me to wear it for an extended period of time."

Asmodeus : -He goes over, and picks up the sweater. It's hard for him to do this. He floats outside. Well. Actually he needs someone to open the door.-

Asmodeus : -Strugote.-

: "..."

: He opens the door.

Asmodeus : "Thank you."

Asmodeus : -He floats out. And after a while, he phases the ought he door without the sweater."

: -*

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Asmodeus : "It's unobtainable now.@

Fellby: "It's the rare nobody wants."

Muffet: "Thank you."

Asmodeus : "I skewered it on a stalagmite... Stalactites? One of those, I forget."

Asmodeus : "Youbget the point."

Jäger Leyline: oh you pansys

Jäger Leyline: Id wearvit

Asmodeus : "It was on the roof of this cave."

Fellby: ((OOOOH

Fellby: ((SOMEONE JUST HAD A BABY

Muffet: "You haven't built your entire life around being sexually attractive, gros morceau."

Fellby: ((IT'S THE BATTER

Barchar: (What)

Barchar: (I guess you know what ot name it)

Fellby: ((his daughter has her eyebrows beneath her eyes

Barchar: (Oh)

Barchar: (Daughter)

Fellby: ((iiii'm uh

Fellby: ((gonna fix that

Barchar: (You don't know what to name it then)

Barchar: (Unless you want to call her 'huga')

Fellby: ((i'll let him and his wife name the babbo

Jäger Leyline: Oh? -does a dramatic and handsome turn and look at muffet-

Muffet: "Yes."

Asmodeus : "..."

Fellby: ((her name's alexa

Muffet: "You are attractive. But you are not a succubus."

Barchar: (>They have a boy and independently name is Hugp)

Jäger Leyline: has a look of smug handsomeness James.Bond would be jealous of

Asmodeus : "Yeah, she uh... Has you beat Jager."

Asmodeus : "By a lot. I read about Succubi."

Fellby: ((ooooh muffet and jontron had a baby too!

Jäger Leyline: no but I am a Miester

Barchar: (Oh god)

Fellby: ((HOOOOLY SHIT

Barchar: (I forgot she was with fucking jon)

Fellby: ((THIS KID'S FACE

Barchar: (Which is very strange, considering her and memes are mortal enemies)

Fellby: ((I'M DYING

Jäger Leyline: Jager Miester

Barchar: (Pls screenshot)

Muffet: "...Oh."

Fellby: ((i am

Muffet: "clever."

Literally Satan: ((Is there a kidgue mii

Asmodeus : "No. But, Muffet was litteraly made for sex."

Jäger Leyline: Meister*

Fellby: ((no

Jäger Leyline: Meister is actually my middle name you know

Fellby: "Wait, really?"

Muffet: "...You were named after alcohol?"

Muffet: "Hm."

Fellby: "Looks like your parents had a sense of humor."

Muffet: "That or a problem."

Jäger Leyline: more like my dad was an abusive alocholic

Muffet: "Right. Problem."

Fellby: "Oof..."

Fellby: looks... very pained at that.

Muffet: "I'd say something, but I think my father is...you know. Satan."

Asmodeus : "You're fixing his mistakes in the form of treating a child right."

Asmodeus : -He may or may not be staring at Muffet. But, you wouldn't really tell if he was staring or just lost in thought for a bit.-

Jäger Leyline: has gone somber

Muffet: she's used to both

: Blazefire [Blazefire] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Asmodeus : -No yeah it's the first thing.-

Jäger Leyline: the funny this is JaegerMiester doesnt exist in TK421

Muffet: "Wait, really?"

Muffet: "Curious."

Asmodeus : "That's ironic."

Muffet: "No."

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Muffet: "That's not irony."

Muffet: "It would be irony if he was a teetotaller."

Muffet: is more of a grammar nazi than one might expect

Fellby: ((oh my god this baby won't stop fucking crying

Asmodeus : "Yeah, actually. You'd expect him to be named after the drink, but it ends up he wasn't. That's something you don't expect. Right?"

Jäger Leyline: lies his head on Fellbys lap while holding BC

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Fellby: sighs. "My dad wasn't a great person either."

Muffet: "...Hm."

Asmodeus : "By definition, that's irony."

Fellby: "I'm... pretty sure he's gone now."

Asmodeus : -He is playing this off as lost in thought and him thinking that's working is helping him not be awkward. So win win I guess.-

Asmodeus : "I'm pretty good with words. I think."

Jäger Leyline: My dad sat on his lounging chair drunk while artillery shells rained from the sky.

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Barchar: she nods

Fellby: "My dad had a squirt gun and would use it for dicipline."

Jäger Leyline: Tried to pull him off be just sat there until a shell landed ib the house

Muffet: "..."

Asmodeus : "..."

Fellby: "Mom was... gone before I got to know her."

Muffet: "Wow. You know that something is wrong when the one whose father is literally Satan is feeling like she got off lucky."

Fellby: ((ladies and gentlemen, and those inbetween

Fellby: ((ryder jafari: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cr4AMwHVYAABMDC.jpg

Randy: Wait, is Muffet wearing Randy

Randy: Trying to pay more attention to arc

Jäger Leyline: Mine just used his feet and fists

Fellby: ((his very existance is pain

Fellby: "Oh, mine did that too."

Barchar: "My dad MIGHT be the scientist that's annoyed me for the entirety of my formed life."

Barchar: "And also tortured my boyfriend."

Barchar: (He's beautiful)

Muffet: would raise him like he was her own

Muffet: because he is

Asmodeus : -He sits down, near Muffet, surprisingly. Seems to not like the talk of physical harm and discipline.-

Muffet: she doesn't bring attention to his action

Asmodeus : -And wants to be as far away with still being with the group.-

Fellby: ((meanwhile, it seems like jasper's living the happy single life while playing maracas

Muffet: she certainly notices though

Randy: Is Muffet wearing Randy?

Asmodeus : -He also covers his ears. Subtle, but noticeable.-

Muffet: ...no?

Muffet: she's wearing her normal clothes

Randy: Ah

Muffet: why would she be wearing Randy

Randy: He turned into a sweater

Fellby: ((holy shit this onion gratin soup in peridot's dream has gaster's voice

Randy: I thought Asmodeus gave it to Muffet to wear

Muffet: she doesn't want to wear the sweater

Fellby: ((i'd recognize his weird voice anywhere

Randy: Oh okay

Muffet: no, Asmodeus took it away

Jäger Leyline: caresses Fellbys legs

Asmodeus : -No he took the very ugly one away.-

Fellby: "... Oh..."

Randy: Oh

Asmodeus : -randy was left alone.-

Asmodeus : "..."

Randy: Randy's just a sweater on the floor for now then.l

Randy: oops

Jäger Leyline: is lost in thought though

Asmodeus : -He's humming a bit. Very lightly.-

Fanta: ((My friend's never seen a UT comic and I just sent him 'that's rough buddy'

Fanta: ((He played the game

Barchar: (What?)

Fanta: ((And said it was super sad

Fanta: ((The comic

Fanta: ((http://pre01.deviantart.net/aa08/th/pre/f/2015/309/d/4/that_s_rough__buddy__undertale_spoilers__by_peachiekeenie-d9fkv13.png

Barchar: (Oh, [i]that[/i])

Jäger Leyline: is just carassing that thigh whipe starring off into a space

Jäger Leyline: while

Barchar: she says silent

Muffet: she just sits there too, occasionally glancing at Asmodeus

Asmodeus : -And he's humming to himself, and he kinda just brings up his legs to himself.-

Jäger Leyline: has one hand wrapped around BC

Fanta: ((Someone have that half-dressed asriel?

: ((What?))

Barchar: she tries to lean on Jager

Barchar: (That is very vague)

: ((I can go get you plenty of half dressed Asriel))

Fanta: ((The sexy one

Fellby: looks over at Jager. "Um..."

Fanta: ((With the white shirt

: (("The sexy one"))

: ((Fucking))

Fanta: ((And flame said it looked like r63

: Frisky 's connection timed out.

Barchar: (I vaguely know which one you mean now, but still)

Jäger Leyline: is hugging BC tightly while laying on Fellby

Fanta: ((He's not wearing pants

Fellby: ((ha ha the batter and muffet are up trying to calm down their babies, while terry's living the happy childfree life

Fellby: ((... and brushing his teeth

Jäger Leyline: but is awkwardly quiet

Muffet: ("I REGRET ALL MY DECISIONS")

Muffet: she wraps her tail around his leg

Asmodeus : -He finishes humming, and is just huddled to himself, kinda putting his head into his knees.-

Jäger Leyline: .....

Barchar: "...Are you okay, Asmodeus?"

Asmodeus : -He doesn't respond.-

Fellby: "Asmo..."

Jäger Leyline: ...

Asmodeus : -He hums again.-

Fanta: enters the bar

Fanta: "Howdy"

Jäger Leyline: ...

Barchar: what's he humming? anything interesting?"

Muffet: "Hi, Fanta."

Fanta: "Got me a job"

Asmodeus : -It's a song. Wouldn't know what it is, sounds like it's original.-

Fellby: "Oh neat..."

Fellby: realizes something, then checks his watch.

Fanta: "Um."

Muffet: "Oh, good!"

Fellby: "... Alright, I could still hit up open mic night if I wanted to."

Muffet: "I assume it's not related to the other one."

Jäger Leyline: sits up

Jäger Leyline: heads out cuz I gtg

Asmodeus : -He just... Falls to his side. Onto Muffet's lap, but he doesn't seem to care. He's still lightly humming.-

Muffet: she blinks

Fanta: "Who's the kid..?"

Muffet: she decides the most sensible course of actions is just to pet his head

Barchar: "Asmodeus?"

Barchar: "The one that lives in your house?"

Barchar: "That me and Jager adopted?"

Asmodeus : -He's really not responding, and is mostly just humming. He'd probably need to be woken out of this thing he's in.-

Fanta: "I haven't seen him much"

Muffet: she snaps with a free hand. "Earth to Asmodeus?"

Barchar: "Well."

Barchar: "That's who he is."

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Asmodeus : -He opens his eyes, and clutches onto her thigh, and is panting a bit.-

Asmodeus : "Please ple- ..."

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Asmodeus : "...Oh. Oh... Oh it's okay..."

Muffet: she looks concerned, still petting his head. "Are you alright, enfant?"

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Fellby: ((looks like they got ryder to sleep

Asmodeus : "...Yeah. Yeah. I just... I don't like talking about... Torture."

Muffet: (Yaaay)

Muffet: "...Ah."

Fanta: "Oh..."

Fellby: ((... muffet went to hang out with her friends

Muffet: [s]"I guess I shouldn't talk about my day then"[/s]

Barchar: (Her """"friends""")

Barchar: (I wonder how hard it'd be to make a Barchar mii? Probably not very)

Fanta: "You ok, kid?"

Asmodeus : "I... I was humming a song that... Someone used to sneak in a guitar to my cell, and help me fall asleep. They wrote the song."

Fellby: ((dude all i'd really need is a chara mii

Asmodeus : "I'm fine... I'm fine... It doesn't matter, I'm dead, and all of them are close to being dead."

Barchar: true

Fellby: ((i found a qr code for one, all i'd need to do is make her look like she's dead inside

Barchar: then you just need a leather jacket

Barchar: and make her dead inside, that too

Literally Satan: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-O-W2XikhWUU/VPCp6eu9n7I/AAAAAAAABDo/B61pa_IM8kM/s1600/HNI_0021.JPG

Literally Satan: Theres a Mii that I can get behind

Asmodeus : -He really doesn't know who's petting his head, and just hugs them.-

Muffet: she smiles

Barchar: (...Wow)

Asmodeus : "But it always has consequences because it reminds me I guess."

Barchar: (I just solved a mystery that's been bugging me for a long time)

Barchar: (By a lot of accidents)

: ((What))

Barchar: (So, there was this one image I saw of Frisk in a bunch of outfits based on the other ut characters)

Fellby: ((i considered putting satan in my game but cthulu's already there

Barchar: (And the Papyrus one looked like some character I couldn't place)

Barchar: (like, a fuckin year later Laharl sends that, and I look up what Laharl the character looks like)

Barchar: (And now I know)

Barchar: (On a related note, I apparently thought that Laharl was a girl before)

Fanta: ((Don't worry everyone did

Fellby: ((oh gee http://just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/150146678929/i-wonder-if-any-prostitutes-ever-finish-a

: (( http://www.miicharacters.com/miis/qr_large/16559_stuart2dpot.jpg

Asmodeus : -At this point he figured it was Muffet. But hell, he doesn't feel like moving so he's just gonna lie there hugged and blushing a bit, madly uncomfortable but comfortable at the same time.-

: (( you should add that Mii for me

Muffet: she has absolutely done that

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Barchar: (is it aesthetic)

: (( no

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: (( i would make a blank banshee mii

: (( actually I should do that

Asmodeus : "..."

Asmodeus : "Well. I feel better now."

Muffet: "..."

Muffet: "Good!"

Asmodeus : "I think at this point this hug is being prolonged by sympathy. I guess I don't have a reason to complain..."

Muffet: "You're hugging me."

Muffet: "I'm just sitting here petting a cute goat child."

Asmodeus : "...That... That is a... A fair point right there."

Asmodeus : "..."

Asmodeus : "I, uh. I am having mixed feeling about this but most aren't... Bad?"

Asmodeus : "I think."

Literally Satan: ((Laharl ain't feeemaaaale

Muffet: she shrugs with her free hands

Barchar: (HE LOOKS LIKE A CHICK, I'M SORRY)

Literally Satan: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/disgaea/images/0/0d/D1_Laharl.png/revision/latest?cb=20131030001212&path-prefix=en

Fanta: ((Laharl is trap af

Literally Satan: THIS ISN'T A CHIK

Asmodeus : "...Is it alright to feel... I dunno. Pleased about hugging you?"

Barchar: (YES IT IS)

Literally Satan: [url=http://pre09.deviantart.net/9ec9/th/pre/i/2015/146/b/3/laharlchan_by_shadowtoon-d8uvawt.jpg]YOU'RE THINKING OF THIS LAHARL[/url]

Barchar: (I WOULD BELIEVE IT)

Muffet: "Yes."

Asmodeus : "I don't know how to do any of this."

: So I need to decide if like

Asmodeus : "Is it alright that the feeling pleased is probably caused by the stuff going on?"

: This character can make shit out of light, like platforms

: But at the cost of her energy

: Should I do that

Muffet: "Even when I'm not engineered to make contact with me desriable. That's reasonable for somebody whom you like."

Randy: Sure

Barchar: (That's a girl too)

Barchar: (BUT SO IS THE FIRST ONE)

Randy: She takes the power of emotion and turns it into light

Barchar: (A BOOBLESS GIRL, BUT STILL)

Randy: they

Fellby: ((what's with people tying to set baymax up with pearl

Fellby: ((first midna, now pringles

Asmodeus : "...Even though you're older than me? Am I being weird?"

Asmodeus : "I mean. Technically not older."

: How the fuck do you stand on light

: How the fuck do you do that

Asmodeus : "I guess maturity- well, I actually don't know how old you are."

Muffet: "Well. Technically, I'm ageless."

Randy: Uh

Randy: Yes

Asmodeus : "I read that's not something you ask a- oh."

Muffet: "Because. You know. Demon."

Asmodeus : "Right."

: https://www.physicsforums.com/threads/can-you-stand-on-enough-concentrated-light.525834/

: ? ? ? ?

Muffet: "...Which I guess we have in common."

Literally Satan: You think the game let Laharl run around as a shirtless female?

Literally Satan: Nah he's male

: So, yes

Randy: Short answer: Yes

Barchar: it's japan

Barchar: and there's no boobs

Barchar: so yes

Asmodeus : -He takes a breath, and un hugs, just looking up at her.-

Muffet: she leans back, trying her best to look casual

: So

Asmodeus : "I don't know what to do with all these thoughts."

: The first thing to make with light?

: Sunglasses

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: High Feast Laharl [Literally Satan] is now High Feast Laharl [Sicily].

Sicily: Wha

Sicily: When the fuck

Sicily: Did SHE get here

Muffet: she shrugs. "You'll live."

Barchar: (When she fucked a Prinny)

Sicily: She's off to the side, with her little Netherworld Wares cart.

Fellby: looks up from his phone.

Asmodeus : "No. I'm dead."

Asmodeus : "That... That's just false."

Muffet: "Well. You'll...unlive."

Barchar: "Hi Sicily."

Randy: The sweater waves.

Sicily: "'Ello."

Asmodeus : "That... Okay. I'll stop being rude about something that has metaphorical meaning."

Asmodeus : "Am I talking fast?"

Muffet: "It's fine."

Asmodeus : -He is.-

Muffet: "A bit."

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Sicily: "Wanna buy my shit?"

Randy: He turns into a pile of money.

Fellby: "... I dunno, do i?"

Barchar: "Not really."

Asmodeus : "...You know, I guess this also has me thinking of some things that can be positive to others. I can actually compliment on looks better. I didn't really notice, or care before, but you really do look good. As does your fiancé."

Sicily: "..."

Sicily: "Well I need to sell stuff for Big Bro, so do you want some stuff?"

Fellby: "Aww, thank you Asmo - uh. What kind of stuff you got?"

Muffet: she smirks. "Thank you.

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Randy: They.

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Randy: They realize something and turn back into a sweater.

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Asmodeus : -He doesn't really notice he's doing it, but he's staring up at what you'd expect he was staring up at.-

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Asmodeus : "Really, everybody is beautiful. But, you two are beautiful in looks in addition to your other beauty."

: Otherrealm Clods killed 47 pirates

Randy: Dewt died tho

Fellby: ((rip in dewt

Sicily: "...Well."

Fellby: ((muffet's not even sleeping in the same house as her newborn

Sicily: "I got netherworld liquor, Overlord Laharl t-shirts, Vote For Sicily Today banners."

Sicily: "A shitton of stuff from Really Hot Topic."

Sicily: "And prinnies."

Fellby: "The netherworld liquor sounds interesting."

Muffet: she laughs. "Aww."

Sicily: "Well, uh."

Sicily: "Are you above 21 years of age, have signed your will, and have extremely high tolerance?"

Sicily: "I literally have to ask you this because this stuff melts through humans."

Muffet: "Yes to all of them."

: "Can I get some of that?"

Fellby: laughs. "Honey, I'm made of fire."

: "I am legally 29."

Sicily: "20 G a bottle, and i'll need ID, I a know succubusses that are literally eight years old and just automatically hit maturity."

Sicily: She looks like she's 12.

Fellby: pulls out an ID card.

Fellby: -It's actually his Gaston citizenship card.-

Muffet: "Psssh. I've been a prostitute for twice that long. At least."

Sicily: She looks over that.

Fellby: -The only place he's not gonna get thrown in jail for walking into a government office.-

Sicily: "...Alright, checks out, yep."

Sicily: "I don't even fucking know what this ID is for but it says your old enough."

Muffet: "And that's after I was a baker. and afterI did my 'actual' job."

Sicily: "And thats good enough for me."

Fellby: ((okay i wasn't paying attention to muffet's dream but i look over and there's a milkshake floating over her head

Sicily: She passes over a bottle of Netherworld Liquor, upon openning the bottle it is filled with screams of the damned.

Fellby: "Ooooh, this is the good stuff."

Fellby: -This might actually be able to get him drunk.-

Sicily: "It's literally the strongest stuff in hell."

Muffet: how symbolic, her dreams

Fellby: shrugs, then takes a swig.

Asmodeus : "..."

Barchar: "...I wonder if the Laharl shirt would lower or up her sex appeal." she muttered, lookiing at Muffet

Sicily: The Laharl Shirt is just a giant fucking mid-rif cover

Sicily: That gives you your overlord's set of abs and his lack of shirt.

Asmodeus : -He looks kinda... Fidgety. He is probably bored.-

Fellby: -Then, he makes a face as though he's experiencing something he's rarely felt before. "... Oh, whoah..."

Sicily: "It tastes like fire, because it's basically fire made of alcohol and souls."

Barchar: that's not sexy

Barchar: very

Sicily: "Try not to get mana on you, it stains."

Fellby: "I actually felt that going down, holy shit."

Muffet: she whistles. "Damn."

Muffet: "...Literally."

Fellby: happily sits on the couch. "Honey, I'm actually going to get wasted for once!"

Muffet: remember when she wanted to get reincarnated as a Succubus?

Sicily: Upon seeing Fellby's reaction to her liquors

Sicily: You can literally see the dollar symbols in her eyes.

Sicily: "Well i'll be here a lot."

Muffet: "By the gods!"

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Sicily: Fellby should get in a drinking contest with a Juggernaught Demon

: inky discussing ships, and I say http://i.imgur.com/ArGHNdO.png

Sicily: THey're big ass dragons with armcannons that are always fucking drunk

Sicily: And have names like 'Jugged' and 'Wasted'

Fellby: giggles as he starts to sip from the bottle.

Asmodeus : -He absent mindedly holds one of Muffet's many hands.-

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Muffet: "..."

: Drakon takes out his ID.

Muffet: she clears her throat

: And some money.

Sicily: She hands over a bottle.

: "Thank you."

Fellby: -For the record, the only other things able to get him drunk were: pan galactic gargle blasters, and getting pushed into a tub full of alcohol-

Sicily: "No problem."

: (( So that shit could just melt a hole through Drakon

Asmodeus : "..."

Asmodeus : "It's quiet."

Muffet: "Yes, I suppose it is."

Fellby: "Yeah..."

Randy: He turns into a sax again and plays Epic Sax Guy on loop to break the silence.

Asmodeus : "I wonder if I could read palms if I tried."

Muffet: "...Possibly?"

Muffet: "I have a lot of them."

: Frisky 's connection timed out.

Muffet: "Which means I have, like, three times the future."

Asmodeus : -He says this, mainly for the hand he's holding is mostly focused on the palm.-

Asmodeus : "Six sets of finger prints."

Fellby: is already hiccuping.

Asmodeus : "You must be better at counting."

Muffet: "Up to 30!"

Muffet: "40 with my toes."

Sicily: "...Luckily I have stocked the recent in anti-drunkenness technology."

Asmodeus : "You good at math?"

Sicily: She holds up what looks like a trench shovel.

Sicily: "Just whap your fiance over the head and he'll stop being drunk. Because he is unconscious."

Muffet: "...Not really."

Fellby: "Nooo"

Sicily: "I've also got water and bread with jalapenos in it."

Muffet: "Believe it or not, the sex demon wasn't made for intelligence."

Fellby: "Nooo water

Asmodeus : "I'm mostly a logical and mathematical thinker. I think."

Sicily: Ink sans fucker is using the ship bot for him and Miyu

Sicily: Fucks sake

Asmodeus : "I think maybe I was over reacting earlier. This is actually pretty nice."

Barchar: (do it with sage and darkrai)

Asmodeus : "I feel calm. And happy."

Muffet: "Well. That is probably partially due to the fact I was kind of made to makecontact pleasurable. But, that's good, anyway!"

Asmodeus : "Just... My emotions feel elevated a bit in some weird way."

Asmodeus : "Oh."

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Sicily: http://prntscr.com/cfuw52

Fellby: "That's what I meant earlieeer!"

Alki: (( That new su ep is some good shit ))

Fellby: "That first freaking weeek, man!"

Fellby: ((hell yeah

Asmodeus : "So by literally touching you, I feel pleasure?"

Asmodeus : "Just normal touch?"

Alki: (( I want that weezer-ass song at the end right now. ))

Fellby: "I couldn't freaking leave her alone, man!"

Fellby: ((I do too

Sage: (The thing is clearly broken)

Barchar: (Oh you watch SU, ant?)

Sicily: ((I DONT WANNA BE AN OLD MAN ANYMORE

Sicily: ((ITS BEEN A YEAR OR TWO SINCE I WAS OUT ON THE FLOOR

Alki: (( Yeah I've become trash ))

Asmodeus : "Why's that?"

Alki: (( I almost didn't get very far because Steven is really annoying in the first season ))

Fellby: ((yes he fucking is

Fellby: ((god i can't stand s1 steven

Sicily: ((Steven is literally the only reason I can't bring myself to start the show

Barchar: (I dunno, it never bugged me much)

Sicily: ((Kid looks like a little annoyance

Fellby: ((he kind of gets better once jailbreak rolls around

Barchar: (He was at first, but he's gotten better in every way)

Alki: (( Mike Krol is a real dude and the song is called 15 minutes. ))

Fellby: ((i think ocean gem is when he really starts maturing

Fellby: ((also, ty ant

Muffet: "Less...straight-up pleasure from just touch. But yes, essentially."

Barchar: (I might qwanna check him out)

Barchar: (He seems my style)

Asmodeus : -He leans into Muffet.-

Alki: (( I'm gonna be listening to this on loop now ))

Asmodeus : "Guess it just make you happy."

Asmodeus : "You and Fellby seems to really like eachother. How did that happen? Like... Why and how did you two decide on eachother?"

Muffet: "Time, mostly. compatability."

Muffet: "Mutual hatred of a...[i]business partner[/i]."

Muffet: she narrows her eyes, rubbing her back

Asmodeus : -He nods.-

Alki: (( Steven Pilgrim vs The Homeworld ))

Fellby: "Heezz a fuckhead"

Muffet: "Was, cheri."

Fellby: "oh yeah"

Fellby: "ooops"

Muffet: "That was a good day."

Asmodeus : "So. Guess it just takes time and stuff. By the way, I'm not even sure if I can feel stuff that is sexually pleasing. I guess I'll find out at some point?"

Muffet: "...Well. I think you'd know by now."

Asmodeus : "Again, all of this is uncharted territory to me. Well. Why's that?"

Muffet: "Well, you actually kind of feel it before you actually do the action."

Alki: walks back into the bar

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Cobalt: she waves

Asmodeus : "Well. I didn't even wake up with the male organ today. I didn't have it for... As long as I can remember as a ghost."

Asmodeus : "That's uh... Weird, but it was true. Dunno why."

Randy: Epic Sax Guy is still playing.

Muffet: she pauses, before snrking. "Oh."

Muffet: "Well, I'm sure you might make some bisexual woman very happy when you're older."

Asmodeus : "I have it now. I managed to change it. I wasn't born a woman."

Muffet: "right, right."

Muffet: "I'm just saying. It's nice to have variety."

Asmodeus : "I have yet to see any of the male, and female parts in person, though. I can only go based off diagrams. I'm not counting my own, if you were wondering."

Fellby: "nnnothing's wrong with variety... varititty's good..."

Muffet: "Heh. Titty.'

Muffet: pls muffet

Fellby: "TITTY IS GOOD!"

Fellby: rolls onto his belly.

Muffet: "I think few could disagree."

Barchar: was that intentional chime?

Asmodeus : "Titty. That's a informal way of saying breats."

Fellby: ((yes

Muffet: "Yes."

Asmodeus : "I had to find a lot of derogatory and or informal names for this stuff."

Muffet: "...Why did you HAVE to?"

Asmodeus : "Because I feel they aren't commonly called by their real names."

Muffet: "Oh. Well, that is true."

Alki: sits on the couch and starts reading a book

Fellby: "izzz not like"

Asmodeus : "And I don't want to be lost while someone is talking about such things, if that happens."

Fellby: "someone comes up to me and says, um. Um."

Fellby: "Show me your penis, kind sir."

Asmodeus : "Dunno why a cat and the female part have anything in common."

Muffet: she shrugs. "Mortals."

Asmodeus : "...Well, that's the right term."

Cobalt: she vaporizes the book

Alki: <...>

Asmodeus : "Informal or derogatory would be dick, manhood, dong, wiener."

Fellby: giggles like a fucking nerd.

Muffet: she smiles. "Ugh. It's like you're a child, cheri."

Fellby: "Yeah, but I'm your kid!"

Fellby: "... That sounds wrong."

: Drakon laughs.

Muffet: "Only when we're feeling kinky."

: "You're funny."

: "Really fucking funny."

: "Got any more stores?"

Asmodeus : "What?"

: Frisky 's connection timed out.

Alki: just sits on the couch looking kinda defeated

: "I can't talk left."

Asmodeus : "I under stand what kinky means but I don't understand its use in that context."

: Obviously Drakon tried some of the shit he bought. It fried some of his internal hardware.

Muffet: "When you're older, dearie."

: "How can our mirrors be fictional if our eyes aren't correctly positioned?"

Alki: turns to Drakon "are you...ok...?"

: "I'm perfectly fine."

Barchar: "His circuits are fucked."

Asmodeus : "Okay. I'm going to try and get all this stuff over with tonight."

Cobalt:

Muffet: "Okay."

Muffet: "What's your end-goal?"

Asmodeus : "Try and just skip to a point of being out of this."

Muffet: "15? 18?"

Asmodeus : "Somewhere. Dunno."

Asmodeus : "Not here."

Fellby: "ooooOOOoocean man. Tae me by the hand."

Asmodeus : "What is the general age of consent? Because I know it varies. I heard 18."

Muffet: "If I were you, I'd pick an adult form."

Muffet: "But you don't need to."

Asmodeus : "Why's that?"

Asmodeus : "I mean, I don't disagree, but I like reasoning."

Muffet: "Well...you know. Being adult is fun."

Asmodeus : "Sure seems like it."

Muffet: "...I guess I'm spoiled, seeing as how I was an adult when I was, like..."

Cobalt: "Robo friend. What happened to your circuits to make them "fucked"?"

Muffet: "...0."

Alki: "Robofriend?"

Cobalt: "Yes."

Asmodeus : -He thinks for a second.-

Asmodeus : "...I can probably change this stuff quickly. I kinda have a brain, maybe I can just... Speed up its processes for a little bit, and then I can figure out on how to change form."

Asmodeus : "Change form easily anyways."

Muffet: "Maybe."

Fellby: "neato"

Fellby: gives a thumbs up. While halfway off the couch.

Sicily: She hums a tune

Asmodeus : "Fellby is, from what I read this term means, shitfaced, right?"

Sicily: "And the man in the back says, everyone attack, and it turns into a ballroom blitz~"

: "Well."

: "I just...consumed something into my hole, and it came out wrong the fried circuits! Haha!"

Barchar: [s]"Wow, that sounds like it should be my theme!"[/s]

Barchar: (You're welcome for getting it stuck in your head ;aharl)

: (( "consumed something into my hole"

Sicily: ((Fuck you so much

Muffet: she laughs. "Oh god, that sounds weird form you. But yes."

Sicily: ((It's catchy

Muffet: "He's hammered."

Barchar: (You know what else?)

Cobalt: "I..I wanna ask which hole but at the same time I don't"

Barchar: This was a triumph)

Fellby: "This is...."

Alki: "Please don't"

Asmodeus : "Wasted."

Fellby: "Wowwww...."

Barchar: (I'm makling a note here: huge success)

Muffet: "Sloshed."

Fellby: "I haven't been drunk in years."

Asmodeus : "Intoxication is dangerous."

Barchar: (It's hard to overstate my satisfaction)

Muffet: "He's made of fire. He'll be fine."

Sicily: "Jugged."

Fellby: "This si gonna suuuuuuck massive cock in the morning."

Asmodeus : "Fire can get hungover?"

Fellby: "i." He squints. "I think so?"

Muffet: "I didn't think so."

Cobalt: "Which hole"

Fellby: "I mean, I have shitty eyesight so anything's possible i guessss."

Alki: "You monster"

Muffet: "Wait, really?

Muffet: "I thought you just wore them for looks like me."

Asmodeus : -He leans a bit further into Muffet.-

: "The hole."

: "The, the input hole."

Muffet: i mean, she won't stop him

: "Put data into my hole."

: "Like, ones and zeroes, and arrays and data."

Muffet: "Mouth, dearie."

Fellby: "Yuuup. My eyes don't work."

Alki: "Please don't make this go further, cobalt"

Cobalt: "I'm not gonna make it worse. I want some."

Alki: "And how is that not making things worse?"

: "Like, some three dot five millicenti jack? Stick that Jack into my input hole."

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Fellby: ((hey dd

Muffet: "My."

: "S-something like that."

DamnDude: (( Yes, I actually meant to log on this time ))

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Alki: (( yo dd ))

: Drakon takes another swig.

Muffet: "I guess I shouldn't have assumed/

: (( yoDD

Sicily: ((Yo

Barchar: (Hey DD)

DamnDude: (( The other times Laharl messaged me and I don't know why it said I logged in ))

Asmodeus : -He eventually settle into lying on her lap, watching Fellby. Both for a little entertainment, and to make sure he doesn't get hurt.-

Alki: "I don't think you can even...use that...you're a hand..."

Cobalt: "...watch me bitch"

: "If you w-want some."

Sicily: "And the man in the back, for a matter of fact, his eyes are as red as the sun~"

: "Better get it before it goes into my circuits."

Cobalt: reaches for the stuff

Barchar: "What?"

Barchar: "Oh.

Barchar: "Man."

: "NO"

DamnDude: (( TL;DR I might have pissed off and brokes ties with the mod group I was in and that was taking up some of my time, so I decided to come back here for the two days before I leave town for a vacation ))

Barchar: "Okay."

Barchar: (Oh, shit)

: Drakon just chugs it all and gives the empty bottle to Alki.

: (( oh

: "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

Barchar: (...Now is, I guess, a good time to say that old CaUtale is kill)

Fellby: ((yeah he was talking to me about it earlier

Barchar: (We are now on Ca2tale)

DamnDude: (( I know, Laharl told me everything ))

Barchar: (Where, instead of the male isaac demon as frisk)

Alki: "Ok...is..is this a good thing?"

Barchar: (oh okay)

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Barchar: (coolio)

Cobalt: "Well I can't have it now so..for you...sure"

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: "I could just, like, spout it out back to you. Into you."

Alki: (( Wait has ca2tale actually started now? ))

: "Direct."

Cobalt: "do it."

Barchar: (Not yet)

Alki: "Don't"

: "Because I don't think that this is, like, you know, legit?"

Barchar: (But might soon)

Barchar: (Today or tomorrow, depending)

: "Open your mouth so I can lean my liquid back into your mouth."

Barchar: "Ew."

Cobalt: "mouth...uh...shit...."

Fellby: kind of blurbles as he shifts back onto the couch.

DamnDude: (( The main things I know about from I left are that Slar blew my mind and that you guys did CaUTale2. I haven't checked in on anything else ))

Cobalt: opens her...body? because she's a hand?

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: Drakon opens his mouth and the shit just fucking pours out onto Cobalt.

: Don't ask Drakon for liquid.

: He stops, sitting back on the couch.

: "i think ill keep most of that for myself"

Alki: "COBALT YOU BITCH!"

Fanta: ((Tomorrow's ze

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Fanta: ((Also what I blew your mind

Barchar: (Do you think you can do Schowey, MV?)

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: ((Literal shit talking.))

DamnDude: (( And the main reason I know about the CaUtale thing was because Laharl did it because I was supposed to be out at least a 1/2 a month. ))

Barchar: (Oh, I thought you were like)

Vaati: ((oh yes

Barchar: (fuckin' out)

Barchar: (Good!)

Vaati: ((oh, ohhh

Barchar: (CE, are you up for Variel)

Cobalt: "this is good shit alki if only you were a roobat"

DamnDude: (( I said temporary or permanently ))

Alki: "A roobat?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, dd is here?))

Vaati: ((also hi dd!

CryingEevee OOC: ((we haven't started cautale 2 yet))

Fellby: hums evanescanse to himself.

: Vaati [Vaati] is now Schywey [Schywey].

DamnDude: (( I did not expect to actually cause as much shit as I did ))

Alki: (( Oh shit...cobalt's color matches dd's ))

: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha!"

Schywey: ((i was honestly worried?

Muffet: she gives him a 'don't' look

Muffet: "no memes, cheri."

Fellby: "fuckin'.... memes..."

DamnDude: (( I basically called out the mod leader, made him almost quit to actual quit, and pointed out the issues the group had. ))

Barchar: (Oosh)

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CryingEevee OOC: ((oh man))

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Schywey: ((i was worried that you werent okay and im glad youre okay! also, damn

DamnDude: (( What I like about here, is although we have leaders in spirit, we don't have people who openly advertise and leaders and then don't do anything ))

Asmodeus : -He takes a breath.-

Cobalt: "Alki if only you could get in on this"

Muffet: "What?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((brb))

Alki: "Nah...I think I'm good..."

Barchar: (Yeah, we're all like...almost sorta little leaders)

Fellby: ((i still can't believe i'm in a sort of "leader" role here

Barchar: (Some of ue more so but still)

Fellby: ((i have freaking social anxiety man

Barchar: (I mean, Laharl is the big mod, but he's not really the leader)

Fellby: ((i don't second guess what i say, i triple guess, and then

Fellby: ((well it all spirals

: ((Laharl just created the chat

DamnDude: (( And the person in charge shouldn't have been in charge if he couldn't handle the fact he wasn't the best leader for the group and do something about it when he promotes himself like that ))

DamnDude: (( To be fair, Chime and Laharl basically have the same exact powers ))

: ((Also glad to see you're okay, man

: ((True

CryingEevee OOC: ((back))

Barchar: (Anyways, nice to see you didn't bail DD)

DamnDude: (( And then the 2nd mods just can't perma ban, and 1st mods can't kick ))

Barchar: (I liked you, I'd have been sad to see you go)

Sicily: ((I like to think i'm a decent leader

DamnDude: (( I'll be honest, I still have some of the issues I have with people, but rather then running away like a jackass, I'm going to actually try to get them solved. ))

Schywey: ((ok

Barchar: (Well)

Barchar: (If your problems are at least partially with me, bring them up and I'll try to rectify them)

Fellby: ((i really hope you get them solved, dd

Schywey: ((dd, if you have any issues with me please tell me upfront

: ((^

: ((Same as MV and Flame

Alki: (( Same here too ))

: ((I'll try to fix my own damn problems the best I can

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, if you have issues with people, most of us would be fine with you bringing them up directly with them))

Alki: (( I'll gladly admit that I'm a shit ))

DamnDude: (( First off, everyone knows the first one and really it's not a problem I can take care of, and the other one isn't here, but I'll go PM one of you real quick 'bout it. ))

DamnDude: (( I hate to say it, but I feel like I made it semi-obvious who I like and dislike here. ))

Barchar: (I wasn't there so I don't know who)

Barchar: (But eh)

Barchar: (...If I had to guess one is proooobably Bloo but you don't have to say anything about it)

CryingEevee OOC: ((even if you did, i'm not gonna make any assumptions))

Barchar: (Anyway. When do we wanna start the Ca2tale?)

Schywey: ((im up for whenever

Barchar: (Same)

CryingEevee OOC: ((i think we should start when... well, whenever we stop focusing on DD and what he has to say... i think that sounded kinda rude but i didn't mean it that way))

Sicily: ((Can't do it tonight

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh?))

Barchar: (We can't?)

Alki: (( Im probably fine whenever. Even if we start tonight Jerry5 probably wont show up until tomorrow ))

Barchar: (Why not?)

Fellby: ((okay laharl

Sicily: ((Shit literally just went down IRL

Schywey: ((thats ok

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh))

Barchar: (God fucking dammit)

Schywey: ((i understand

CryingEevee OOC: ((alright then))

Sicily: ((Ask slar for details if you need, i'm giving him permission to explain

Fellby: ((oh dear

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Sicily: ((I fucking hate my mother, and i'm not in any condition to RP right now

Sicily: ((her*

Sicily: ((Sorry slar

Schywey: ((i figured it was about your shitty mom

Schywey: ((i hope things get better as soon as possible

Fanta: ((Explain in main?

Sicily: ((Main, PMs, Either one

Sicily: ((Figure everyone deserves to know about both

Fanta: ((Alright

Fanta: ((Laharl's mother wants him to vouch for her in a court case against his father, and will call the police on him faking assault if he doesn't

Fellby: ((yikes

CryingEevee OOC: ((wow))

Fanta: ((His father didn't do anything

Schywey: ((thats super shitty

Barchar: ([i]what the fuck[/i])

Alki: (( That's fucking bullshit ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i... have nothing to say on the matter.))

: ((Okay what the fuck

: ((That's

Barchar: (I reeeeally hope he can somehow get that shit fucked up)

Barchar: (Like, her freaking plan of awfulness and)

: ((Laharl better fucking sort this out

Barchar: (ugh)

Alki: (( Call the cops first? That's like an actual plot for fraud. ))

Schywey: ((isnt making fraudulent claims illegal

Fellby: ((it is

Barchar: (Oh yes)

Fanta: ((Yeah, but he says they'll believe anything she says

Barchar: (I retain my reaction of 'god fucking dammit', but now not because we can't do the thing)

Barchar: (Why?)

Sicily: ((Because my police force is small as shit

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm just gonna stay away from this. i see no way i can help in the slightest.))

Sicily: ((ANd same for the amount of judges and such

Barchar: (What does that have to do with not having a modicum of skepticism against somebody making criminal claims against both members of her family)

Sicily: ((They'll believe anything from a women who can put on fake bruises and such with makeup, this is the third time she's done this

Barchar: (Dude)

Barchar: (what the fuck)

Sicily: ((Just

Alki: (( Hidden cameras...or...shit...this is just a shitty situation ))

Sicily: ((Sorry I cannot do Ca2tale tonight, this combined with news from before as well are fucking ruining my week

Schywey: ((i get it

Barchar: (Dude that is totally reasonable)

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's fine))

Alki: (( Take all the time ))

Fellby: ((dude, you don't owe us anything

Barchar: (Like I said, my 'god fucking dammit' is now totally unrelated to nod oing rp and entirely to her being a bitch)

Fellby: ((You're not our toy. You don't owe us entertainment

: ((^

Schywey: ((^^

: ((Just fucking deal with it the best way you can, even if we can't help, we'll support you all the way

: ((Despite all the things I've said to you

: ((You're a good guy

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Barchar: (Man, I'm reallybummed now)

Barchar: (people suck)

Fanta: ((He's had a very, very bad week

Alki: ( I haven't hit bummed yet. I'm still at angry. )

Fanta: ((brb

Alki: (( Good people don't deserve shit like that ))

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Fellby: ((Not at all.

Barchar: (I wish we could have done shit, but...god, this is just too much for that to really be a blip on my 'shit that should be how the way tonight went'-o-meter)

: ((Tight.

: Right*

: Wtf

Alki: (( Also I feel like now if I complain about fucking ANYTHING here yall should tell me to shut up. ))

: (( Shut up ))

Fellby: ((Add this on top of my weird mood today

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Barchar: (No, not really Ant. I mean, just cause some big shit happened doesn't mean that the little shit suddenly doesn't exist)

Schywey: ((dont think that just because you have a bad day thats not as bad as someone elses that your feelings arent valid. youre allowed to feel bad, its not lessened by anything else

Barchar: (I hate that chain of logic tbh)

Barchar: (Because you're not having it the worst ever you can't have it bad)

Barchar: (The entire concept of a 'first world problem' bugs me)

Alki: (( Ok...well just tell me to shut up about Arizona because I just kinda went on about that for a few weeks ))

Barchar: (Pff, arizona can and should be complained about all day)

Barchar: (If the odd ones out and Jaidenanimations have taught me anything, it's that Arizona is hell)

: ((Fuck Arizona

Fanta: ((Gonna listen to music

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

: (( I could complain about Washington for a while

Schywey: ((i can complain about my area too

Alki: (( brb gonna get water ))

Fellby: ((man i just... don't know what to do now

Alki: (( am back. ))

Barchar: (Yeah, this has killed everything)

Alki: (( CaU after hours[sup]TM[/sup]?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah. i mean not sure what to do or say right now.))

: ((That may be shit))

: ((But it doesn't stop my everlasting Friskiness

: ((... Actually it does

: ((Eh

CryingEevee OOC: ((so are you just whiskington now?))

Barchar: she sighs, looking around

: ((No, I'm Frisky.

Fellby: is ... in a weird state.

Cobalt: is still hight on robo drugs

Schywey: ((no this is patrick

Fellby: -He's not exactly awake, but not exactly asleep either.-

: Schywey [Schywey] is now Schyroton [Schyroton].

Barchar: "..." she goes over, shaking Fellby out of boredom

Schyroton: There's a loud bump at the closed anydoor, then he actually enters.

Barchar: "..."

Barchar: "Uh."

Alki: isn't sure what to do while their hand is [i]high on drugs[/i]

Fellby: "Brachar..."

Schyroton: ...Ddoors are stilll hard to get uused to, ok?

Barchar: "...Fallby."

Fellby: ((... that was unintentional but i'll keep it

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Fellby: "you... you're a cutie."

Fellby: reaches out and attempts to pinch Barchar on the cheek.

Jäger Leyline: enters

Barchar: "..."

Barchar: she won't stop him

Schyroton: ...

Fellby: does so, giggling a little. "So cute..."

Schyroton: Felllby what ththe hell did yyou take.

Barchar: "That seems to be the general consensus."

Barchar: "Demon beer."

Schyroton: Oh.

Jäger Leyline: are you guys ob drugz?

Jäger Leyline: oh nm

Fellby: holds up the half-empty bottle of underworld liquor. "This shit is... so fucking good"

Alki: "My hand is intoxicated someone please help"

Schyroton: Ththat explllains it.

Schyroton: ...

Schyroton: Ccan you remove thhe hand?

Alki: "nope"

Jäger Leyline: youre getting drunk? And without me?

Essence: ((oh yeah, i should rework essence into something usable so i don't just have another for the graveyard

Cobalt: "need he he...someone to...he hee heee...LEND YOU A HAND!"

Schyroton: ...

Schyroton: Oh.

Alki: "I hate this."

Jäger Leyline: grabs the beer from Fellby and takes a swig

Barchar: "Well. He is."

Barchar: "WAIT JAGER THAT'S PROBABLY A BAD-"

Fellby: "NO"

Schyroton: Ththen I donn't know ho to hhhelp, sorrry...

Fellby: "THAT'S BAD"

Fellby: "THAT SHIT'S NOT FOR MORTALS"

Barchar: Sicily literally said it burned the guts of mortals. Like, literal burns.

Schyroton: Waiit fufuck

Jäger Leyline: finishes the whole thing

Barchar: "JAGER, THAT SHIT GOT FELLBY HAMMERED!"

Fellby: "JAGER NO"

Fellby: "YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO DIE"

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Sicily: Okay i'm ba-

Schyroton: Jääger oh my ggod what ththe fuck youuu might die.

: Alki's connection timed out.

Sicily: Jager drank the liquor

Sicily: [i]Ohhhhh boy[/i]

Jäger Leyline: damn that strong

Sicily: Yaz, last chance to retcon this decision.

: Jäger is fucked.

: "Dude, you're fucked"

: "You are seriously fucked"

Jäger Leyline: be right back

Fellby: "W-why......"

CryingEevee OOC: ((jager is DED))

Sicily: Netherworld Liquor, sold primarily from overlord Laharl's personal stocks, only drinkable by immortals, people made of fire, and people with stomaches that can eat fire.

Sicily: It can fucking melt through a regular human's entire digestive track.

Barchar: he will literally die

Sicily: We can assume 'goats can eat anything' comes into play

Fellby: "p...please...."

CryingEevee OOC: ((what an unceremonious way to die))

Sicily: "..."

: "I hope he fucking dies."

Sicily: "Wow, you're fucked."

CryingEevee OOC: ((die to drinking something he shouldn't have))

Barchar: "Fuck off Drakon."

Jäger Leyline: (you guya are no fun)

: He laughs.

Sicily: "..."

Sicily: "Any second now."

Schyroton: Oh fffufufuck oh fuck ohhhh fuck

Sicily: "He'll die aaaannnny second now."

Sicily: "Why the fuck isn't he dead."

: "Waiting, waiting, waiting..."

Fellby: "JAAAAGEEER!"

Sicily: The bottle continues letting out the screams of the damned.

Sicily: "..."

Fellby: is fucking bawling.

Jäger Leyline: wwnt to the bathrom

Schyroton: is pacing in a panic.

Sicily: "He's probably dead."

Barchar: she's seeing the horrors of athousand hells

DamnDude: (( "Snake? Snake! SNAKE!" ))

Barchar: being expunged from the mouth of her boyfriend

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Jäger Leyline: exits

Sicily: "..."

Jäger Leyline: that shit was gross

Sicily: "Uhh...stomachache?"

Barchar: her eye twitches

Barchar: "What the fuck."

Sicily: "That shit should've literally melted through your esophagus."

Jäger Leyline: nah I barfed it out

CryingEevee OOC: ((* Jäger Leyline fucking dies))

Schyroton: ...

Sicily: "What the fuck are you made of?"

Sicily: "Can we fucking clone you?"

Schyroton: Yyou're...

Fellby: runs up to Jager and hugs him.

Jäger Leyline: determination

Sicily: "I'm telling Big Bro."

Jäger Leyline: what?

: "Oh, great."

: He makes the 'ok' sign.

DamnDude: (( The obvious joke here is "Nanomachines, son" ))

Schyroton: Hholy fuckk.

Barchar: she does too

Sicily: "He's been needing new soldiers, and i'm sure we can scrounge up enough mana to make whatever the hell you are."

Muffet: yeeeah, her too

Jäger Leyline: what happened? that shit burned

Sicily: "That's netherworld liquor, my man."

Sicily: She holds up the bottle.

Cobalt: "come on alki you need a HAND!"

Barchar: "That literally should have immediately killed you."

Sicily: "It literally is made of fire, magma, and the souls of the damned."

Fellby: is crying like an idiot.

Cobalt: "I really gotta HAND it to ya alki. You sure know how to be a KILLJOY!"

Fellby: "It... fucking got me slocshed, dude, and i drink like a goddamn alcoholic"

Alki: "How is killjoy a pun?"

Jäger Leyline: yeah well so should have the bullet thats behind my left eye

Schyroton: ...Ththere'sss a bullet ththere?

Barchar: "Fake eye."

Cobalt: "Fuck that you'ss how"

Schyroton: Doesnnn't matter. You're aliiive.

Alki: "what"

Muffet: "Thank god."

Jäger Leyline: pulls out his.left eye. which is a false eye

Sicily: She's quietly trying to make it kinda hidden

Sicily: As she calls her brother.

Schyroton: Oh. Wwow.

Jäger Leyline: you guys know Im more machine that gote right

Sicily: [sub]"Dude I found this guy that just chugged a bottle of NTL and he's alive."[/sub]

Sicily: [sub]"I don't think he's a demon."[/sub]

Fellby: "... well yeah"

Fellby: "you taught me well"

Sicily: [sub]"Well i'm sure as hell not gonna do it if he can chug that he can floor me."[/sub]

Sicily: [sub]"No Laharl, you aren't allowed to come here, remember last time?"[/sub]

Barchar: "Obviously."

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Schyroton: Yyeah, but I hhad no idea.

Sicily: [sub]"I know it was only one time but you FUCKING THREW THE SUN!"[/sub]

Jäger Leyline: runs to the kitchen

Muffet: "I'm just...ugh. I would be really unhappy if you died because you didn't read the ingredient lab-"

Muffet: "Uhm."

Fellby: "... Where's he ging"

Sicily: [sub]"No, you can't come here even if you use one of those fucking flowers."[/sub]

Alki: feels his mind being invaded by robo drugs

Barchar: "The kitchen?"

Alki:

Sicily: [sub]"And keep those flowers away from me, I hate being male and I don't know how you can stand the gender flip."[/sub]

Fellby: "Whhhy?"

: Laharl uses a yuri flower.

Jäger Leyline: has started drinking all of the milk

Schyroton: ...

Cobalt:

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Barchar: "He's drinking milk."

Barchar: "a lot of fucking milk.'

Schyroton: checks on him.

Barchar: "I'mge to for that, aren't I. Shit."

Barchar: gonna have to*

Jäger Leyline: driibking by the gallons

Fellby: "heh, that shit's spiiiicccyyyy"

Schyroton: ...Iis this normmal?

Jäger Leyline: IT FUCKING BURNS

: Alki's connection timed out.

Schyroton: ...

Schyroton: Um.

Schyroton: Aaalriright?

Fellby: "schyro, if..."

Fellby: "If you wanna dtry some..."

Fellby: -He points at sicily. "Go see her."-

Schyroton: ...Iis it sweet, if nnot ththen no.

Jäger Leyline: lays down in agony

Fanta: re-enters and immediately grandpa simpsons

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: Schyro keeps a stash of sugar cookies at all times

Alki: (( gtg. gn ))

Schyroton: ((hes the guy who steals sugar packets from hotels

Barchar: "No. No, I can tell you it is not."

Schyroton: ((gn

Schyroton: Ththen no.

Jäger Leyline: wont die but is in a fuckton of pain

Schyroton: Nnow if you'l'll excuse mmeme.

Fellby: stumbles to the kitchen door.

Barchar: meme

Fellby: "JAAAGER!"

: Alki [Alki] disconnected.

Fellby: "YOU'RE FUCKING SILLY"

Fanta: returns to her child and husband, leaving jager to do whatever the fuck he wants

Schyroton: goes to Jäger and puts a hand on his shoulder.

Muffet: she goes over, holding Fellby's arm and wrapping her tail around hs leg. "Come on, cheri. Leave him alone."

Jäger Leyline: he looks to be in a lot of pain

Fellby: "YOU DONT FREAKING.... DRINK SHIT."

Schyroton: Iif you nnneed anyththing, ttell me.

: ((I once put artificial sugar into my coke for fun

: ((And it fizzed up, I was like, "OH FUCK NO" AND STARTED SLURPING FOR DEAR LIFE

Jäger Leyline: to BC it looks like the liquid torture he went througg

Muffet: "Sssh." she brings him back to the main room

Barchar: she lays down, looking up at the cieling

Barchar: not even on the couch

Barchar: just

Barchar: lays down

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Corphys [Corphys].

Corphys: fades in

Corphys: right behind jager

Corphys: "Sup"

Schyroton: stays by Jäger until he sees Corphys. He backs up.

Jäger Leyline: gruntz in pain while.holding on to scyhro

Jäger Leyline: is dragged along

Schyroton: ...Sssorry.

: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] is now Shadow [Shadow].

Corphys: gives schyro a 'u fuckin never seen a core shirlord before' look

Colton: he is guiaring

Schyroton: is on the defensive.

Barchar: she groans as Corphys shows up

Fellby: sits down. In front of the kitchen door.

Corphys: hops over to barchar

Corphys: "I heard that"

Shadow: doesn't wake up, actually because yeah. but he's not just a background object people ignore right now.

Barchar: "Good for you."

Schyroton: kind of doesn't trust tye Alphys that just warps in.

Jäger Leyline: grips his stomch and yelps in pain

Corphys: scoffs a bit and watches the situation

Corphys: ((Phone's about to die

Muffet: she lets go of Fellby, sitting down next to Barchar and petting her head

: Corphys [Corphys] disconnected.

Schyroton: puts a warm hand on Jäger's hand, watching Corphys.

: Frisky [] disconnected.

Barchar: she groans again. "...Thanks." she muttered

Fellby: starts muttering things underneath his breath.

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Shadow: exists but is still sleep in case nobody noticed before because apparently shadow's text color is very easy to not notice

Barchar: she looks over at Fellby

Barchar: i noticed

Fellby: "i want one of them.... marshmallow guys"

Barchar: "...WHat?"

Fellby: "MARSHMALLOW GAYS"

Jäger Leyline: would say thanks but even the tiny amount left in him has left him in pure misery

Schyroton: ...

Schyroton: holds his friend close.

Jäger Leyline: holds on to him

Barchar: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT"

Barchar: "WHY WOULD TYOU WANT MARSHMALLOW GAYS ANYWAY WHAT'S WRONG WITH REGULAR GAYS"

Fellby: stares straight at Barchar.

Barchar: underworld liquor apparently lends itself greatly to freudian slips

Fellby: "Their butts are nice."

Barchar: "...'

Barchar: "I guess that's fair."

Schyroton: is a soft metal gay

Fellby: -but he wants MARSHMALLOW GAYS-

Muffet: she's bi

Muffet: and definitely marshmallow-y

Fellby: -good enough-

Muffet: alright then. She goes over there

DamnDude: (( I'm beginning to think Fellby wants to eat someone mid sex ))

Barchar: (Fellby is into vore AND mommy kink)

Barchar: (we're learing all sorts of things)

: ((Mommy~

Shadow: ((stahp

Fellby: ((NO

Jäger Leyline: (larharl

Barchar: (YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF)

Fellby: ((the only thing he wants to eat is ass

Barchar: (#8 Muffet: she smiles. "Ugh. It's like you're a child, cheri." #12 Fellby: "Yeah, but I'm your kid!")

Barchar: (Oh you meant the vore)

DamnDude: (( It's it's on the floor it's Okay for vore ))

Barchar: (pff okay)

Fellby: ((DD NO

Sicily: ((Huh

Jäger Leyline: ((oh hey DD i bback

Jäger Leyline: is*

: ((Yes he is

Jäger Leyline: (ccool

: ((Thou shall respect DD.

DamnDude: (( That's implying I respect myself all the time Frisky ))

Schyroton: ((gdi im falling asleep gn

Barchar: (Jesus commited sins too)

Barchar: (I mean, he killed people and flipped tables and shit)

: ((Everybody hates themself sometimes

Barchar: (Sounds like wrath to me)

: ((Eh

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

: Smolapeño [Smolster] disconnected.

DamnDude: (( I would comment on that Flame, but I don't wanna spark religious debate. ))

Fellby: ((have i mentioned i adore religious art and scripture despite not being religious

Sicily: ((Name all the sins you commit

Sicily: ((Killing a man for his money

: Frisky [] disconnected.

DamnDude: (( "What did you do on your first day back?" "Oh I fixed an issue, went hinty, then got banned for ranting on religion for an hour" ))

Sicily: ((Out of the seven deadly sins, what qualifies

Barchar: (Greed)

Barchar: (I think only that one)

Sicily: ((Envy, Lust

Shadow: ((my biggest sin is probably sloth

Barchar: (Certianly not Lust, Sloth, Gluttony, maybe Envy)

Barchar: (How is it Lust)

Jäger Leyline: will stay with schyroton while in agony

Barchar: (That's sexual)

Sicily: ((Lusting after what he has

Sicily: ((iirc

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Barchar: (Lust is only for sexual stuff i think)

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Sicily: ((Huh

Barchar: (Otherwise it's just overlap with greed)

Sicily: ((Sloth: Taking the easy way instead of working for it

Barchar: (and envy)

: ((Envy

: ((Definitely envy

: ((Maybe a little bit of Greed too but that hasn't happened in a long time

Barchar: (As for me personally?)

DamnDude: (( If you really look, even in the 10 commandments don't covet your neighbor's belongings and don't covet your neighbor's wife are very similarly worded and basically mean nearly the same thing ))

Fellby: ((yeah, especially at the time period they were written

Barchar: (...Like. All of them mostly. That's kinda the conceit of that shit, you can't NOT do them)

Corphys: ((Hey DD wanna get in on scpokemon?

Barchar: (Eh, who knows)

DamnDude: (( It depends on the start date. I'm packing mostly tomorrow and can't stay up late, then I'm out sat - late monday ))

Barchar: (Well, whenever mostly)

Sicily: ((Everyone just got starters.

Corphys: ((It's whenever people feel like

Corphys: ((I can hook balrog up with a starter

Sicily: ((So you're still good if you want in

Fellby: ((I'm also doing occasional gaston exploration

Corphys: ((If laharl's k with it

Fellby: ((mostly hyping myself up for my arc

Sicily: ((Bro Slar is basically my co-DM at this point

Sicily: ((Cause she knows SCP like the back of her hand

DamnDude: (( If I do, I'm probably gonna have a different character for that kinda thing ))

Corphys: ((I know the scps and he knows the pokemon

Corphys: ((22 hours in a train doing nothing but reading scp

Corphys: ((Twice

Barchar: (damn)

Barchar: (gg)

Shadow: ((wew

Sicily: ((6 years of competitive pokemon experience

Barchar: (And I'm a casual fan of SCP and like pokemon)

DamnDude: (( Completely unqualified highschool student ))

Barchar: (I almost typed SPC)

Barchar: (RIP)

Corphys: ((Trains suck and if someone says you should ride one because 'they're the most fun and efficient way to travel!' fuck them

Barchar: gets the irrepresible urge to go punch a shark

Sicily: ((If you type in SPC

Barchar: but she says 'fuck that shit' and represses it anyway

Sicily: ((The Handy Teleportation Abra teleports you to the SPC

Corphys: ((If any of you feel up to actually fighting an scp tonight, even though it's super late, I have one

Sicily: ((He's got lots of keywords, and theres actually a shitton of places we've put in that you can show up to

Corphys: ((I have 3 but only one that you'd stand a chance on

Sicily: ((Slar, careful, most of 'em only have one mon right now.

: ((I FUCKING MURDERED KYOGRE

Sicily: ((We'll keep the 'bosses' for when theres atleast four

Corphys: ((Flame, Chime, and Frisky have 2

: ((LEVEL 420

: ((WITH DONKELDURR

: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.

Barchar: yeah, a rufflet and a tyrogue

Barchar: not good

: ((Raticate and Machoke

: ((Decent

Barchar: oh yeah she has a raticate i think

Corphys: ((I'll say that one of those has a decent typing

Barchar: ....I would have to assume it's fighting

Sicily: ((Note

Sicily: ((Frisk is the only one with Raticate

Sicily: ((right now

Barchar: (Oh)

Sicily: ((Since i'm seeing confusion

Barchar: (I thought they all had a raticate each)

DamnDude: (( I'm getting pretty tired, so as soon as my phone is charged enough to set an alarm, I'll probably pass out for a bit ))

Fellby: ((Alright, take care of yourself.

Muffet: she sighs, looking around and leaning on Fellb

Fellby: hugs her close.

Corphys: ((Does anyone feel up to going at it?

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Sicily: ((I can't, but thats the wonder of having a co-DM

DamnDude: (( ...I seriously wonder how the leaving the mod group is gonna be handled, because I kind of did the first post for Festival 2 right before things went to shit ))

Barchar: (Nah)

Fellby: ((not right now, slarv

Corphys: ((Okie

Shadow: still exists. and is still sleep because... yesh

Fellby: then buries his face in Muffet's hair.

Barchar: she decides to make her way over to the two of them. "Mrrgh."

DamnDude: (( Also may I make a quick recommendation for the chat desc real quick ))

Muffet: she chuckles, putting one hand to scratch Fellby's neck. "Greedy." she said, patting Barchar's forehead

DamnDude: (( I know it's there for a joke, but can we get rid of the giant blank space so it's easy for me to long in while I'm out of town ))

: ((Fuck no

: ((Too tired

: ((If I was awake I'd love to

: ((But not rn

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DamnDude: (( Thank you ))

Fellby: ((you know i was like

Corphys: ((Thaaaank you <3

Fellby: (("what long blanck space"

: ((Thank you

Barchar: (Yeah, Slarv was kind of a guy when he did that)

Fellby: (('cause i always have two windows up, side by side

Barchar: (I knew about it myself)

Corphys: ((I did that?

Barchar: (Who else would have put in a lisa joke into the chat description)

Fellby: ((Laharl

Corphys: ((Laharl

Barchar: (MMN

Barchar: (Laharl did you do it)

Sicily: ((I did it originally to hide a token

Fellby: ((... i've been sitting here for the past hour in my gsater mii's apartment

DamnDude: (( Now here's a thought ))

Fellby: ((he's just smiling at me, bobbling his head

Fellby: ((he's got the worst voice i love it

Corphys: fades back in with a bag of popcorn and a large soda

Sicily: ((You should add that Laharl mii

Sicily: ((That looks wierd as hell

DamnDude: (( Do I wake up early and do an assignment that I technically don't have to do for tomorrow but it would be the right thing to do as I know I'm missing monday, or do I do it tomorrow and just turn it in tuesday ))

DamnDude: (( Because whatever day I turn in the HW I have to do the quiz ))

Fellby: ((i don't know dude

DamnDude: (( I feel like either way I do this, Karma will somehow bite me in the ass. ))

DamnDude: (( Because either I won't be awake enough for the quiz and fuck it up, or I will have two quizzes in a row. ))

Jäger Leyline: ...bar...char....

Sicily: ((Remember that one time I made a joke about the core exploding

Sicily: ((And you guys took it seriously and went on a quest to rescue the core and save it

Barchar: she goes over. "What's up, Jager? are you alright?"

Sicily: ((While I was out getting food

Fellby: ((i... kind of remember that

: ((Me too

Fellby: ((remember when gaster threw a shitfit about people jumping in the core

Jäger Leyline: ...no....-clearly isnt-

Fellby: ((aslo speaing of gaster

Fellby: ((http://chimeranyx.tumblr.com/post/150153169780/gdi-i-love-his-voice

Barchar: she sighs. "What do you need?"

Jäger Leyline: ....stop...it....

Barchar: "Stop...what?"

: ((Remember when France became official

: ((Francy*

Muffet: what

: ((Shit

Muffet: oh

: ((FML

Shadow: ((official france

Jäger Leyline: has been on the ground laying in agony

Barchar: (I felt the surge of ecitement)

Barchar: (and subsequent disappoitment)

Barchar: (Method actor motherfucker)

Shadow: ((frisky was there when france became a country and they're just reminiscing

Leviathan: I miss RPing French

Barchar: she sighs. "Well. Uh." she shrugs. "I can make you not feel pain."

Peacock: I GOT THIS EMRICAN AS HELL LITTLE SHIT WITH HER WESTERN CARTOONS

Jäger Leyline: nods

Muffet: which you haven't played once

Peacock: I'm a procrastinator okay

DamnDude: (( http://imgur.com/HEb8a4K ))

Barchar: she shrugs, putting her hand on his head and shutting off the bits that actually made the brain send pain

Peacock: I'm a squigly main I can't do peacock justice I know like, two of her combos

Barchar: "Don't get used to it."

Barchar: it's not like you have to go in-deptbh about her fighting

Jäger Leyline: takes a breath of relief

Fellby: mumbles the word "spoder" under his breath.

DamnDude: (( I found it, it looked cool, and I'm stealing that idea now. ))

Fellby: ((dude dd is that a robot eye

Muffet: "..."

Jäger Leyline: can you take....me to the couch

Muffet: she smirks

Barchar: "...Uh..." she tries to hold him with one arm. "I can't actually keep this connection going and have both arms doing sht, so..."

Barchar: "I'll try."

DamnDude: (( "Toronto film maker Rob Spence went blind when he was nine years old. After the eye itself was removed 8 years ago, he decided to replace it with an eye camera - which he uses to make documentaries and record his movements." ))

Fellby: ((OH DAMN

Fellby: ((THAT'S SICK AS HELL

: ((WOW

: I'm gonna go to bed now

: gn

DamnDude: (( Notice: I kind of purposely looked for something like that, just that what I found was literally the perfect example ))

DamnDude: (( gn ))

Fellby: ((you guys wanna hear my voice

Fellby: ((http://chimeranyx.tumblr.com/post/150153340790

Shadow: ((i think you're the only one that'd be like "hey, here's my voice!"

DamnDude: (( Is that a challenge ))

Barchar: (You sound like you look)

Barchar: (I'm not ashamed of my voice)

Barchar: (I'd play overwatch or something with voice chat with bread and/or yaz)

Shadow: ((i'm not ashamed of my voice... as long as i'm anonymous.

Shadow: ((or with people who'd share their own voice

Barchar: (Also geez you sound kinda sinister in that chime)

Sicily: ((My voice is currently gone

Jäger Leyline: ((bread thinks my voice is sexy af

Shadow: ((oh. that's not fun

Barchar: (Yaz, on a scale of 1 to 10 how big a biner will I get when I hear your voice)

Fellby: ((i didn't mean to sound sinister

Shadow: ((biner

Fellby: ((i just like watching gaster roll around

Barchar: (I know you probably didn't, but still)

Jäger Leyline: ((8

Barchar: (like, you're the evil femme Fatale, watching as the foolish man you're sent to kill goes about his foolish life)

Shadow: ((i had my voice up somewhere. but then i removed it because it ended up not being something i wanted

Jäger Leyline: (10 if you like futurama

Shadow: ((do you sound like zapp?

Fellby: ((why is pearl up at nearly one in the morning painting her nails

Barchar: (...who do you sound like from Futurama)

Jäger Leyline: ((because I apparently sound like Bender

Barchar: (She has to look nice for mystery girl)

Shadow: ((oh. it's you. bender.

Barchar: (Never associated bender's voice with being sexy but okay)

Jäger Leyline: (I dony thibk its sexy

DamnDude: (( Inb4 everyone's in the discord CaU voice channel ))

Jäger Leyline: ((Ive never heard breads voice

Fellby: ((i left the cau discord months ago

Shadow: ((hold on, chime, confirm or deny this, but is your username not meant to be one word but instead 2? like instead of chimeranyx it's chimera nyx?

Fellby: ((eh

Fellby: ((i dunno?

Barchar: (I think so)

Barchar: (I just call her chime anyway)

Barchar: (And so does everyone se)

Shadow: ((well yeah. but i just wanna know

Fellby: ((gaster's now at the cafe with pearl

Fellby: ((reading books

DamnDude: (( That doesn't mean we can't just put an invite here then have everyone leave afterwards ))

Shadow: ((i noticed it since nyx is a name and chimera is a word

Fellby: ((drinking coffee

: Frisky 's connection timed out.

Barchar: manages to G him on the couch, laying next to him

Fellby: ((g

Shadow: ((manages to G him

Muffet: she cuddles with Fellby. Of a sort

Fellby: ((she can g pretty fast

Barchar: Get*

Shadow: is sleep on couch because yeah, i'm gonna keep mentioning it. why not?

Fellby: -Admittedly, everyone should be sleeping at this point-

Shadow: is always sleep though

Barchar: doesn't sleep lol

Barchar: well. Much

Shadow: ((talk about polar opposites

Jäger Leyline: is exhausted, depsite throwing up most of the beer. whatever tiny little bit there was hurt him badly

Shadow: ((barchar doesn't sleep much, shadow isn't awake much

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Fellby: ((i have an oc who needs to sleep for twelve hours or her body will begin to atrophy

Jäger Leyline: just stays next to BC

Barchar: she helps him not feel that

: Frisky 's connection timed out.

Fellby: "Who even... plays cards..."

Muffet: "People that give us money, Cheri." she said patiently.

Shadow: ((so, in my mind i was thinking of late night cau. and then suddenly i had the brilliant thought of "late night cau cau household edition))

Fellby: "Oh yeah i frogot them"

Barchar: (Huh?)

Fellby: "... Froggot."

Muffet: "I'm surprised you remember your own name at this point."

Shadow: ((how late night cau would happen in the hypothetical cau household

Fellby: "I'm feelby."

Shadow: ((feelsby new character

Muffet: "Yes, you are." she agreed

Jäger Leyline: Il....feel...you..up

Barchar: (Fellby from Downunder)

Barchar: (Okay that was supposed to be like 'feeling down' )

Fellby: "MMMmhhh, later."

Barchar: (BUT NOW I'M THINKING AUSTRALIATALE AND NOW I WANT IT TO HAPPEN)

Shadow: ((wait WHAT

Jäger Leyline: is yoo hurt to do anything anyhow

Barchar: "You're not in any condition to feel anything, Jager.

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Jäger Leyline: it was just.....a good opporutity

Shadow: actually wakes up now and looks around a bit

Jäger Leyline: you always....provide them.....babe

Shadow: ...

Sicily: Alright, i'm gonna go to sleep.

Shadow: ((GN

Sicily: Night

: Frisky 's connection timed out.

: High Feast Laharl's connection timed out.

: Corphys [Corphys] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Shadow: ...not many people here, huh.

Fellby: "HE SPOKE"

Shadow: umm...yeah, i did.

Jäger Leyline: cracks a pained smile

Barchar: "Yes he did, Fellby."

Fellby: tries to stand, but his legs crumple beneath him.

Fellby: "Gh... it's him."

Shadow: are you okay?

Fanta: heads in

Fellby: "I'm drink."

Jäger Leyline: fellby....yiu okay?

Jäger Leyline: nk

Jäger Leyline: no youre.....drunk

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Muffet: she tries to support him

Muffet: "Hello, Fanta."

Fanta: "Howdy"

Jäger Leyline: hey.....Fanty

Shadow: hi there.

Fanta: "Is jager drunk?"

Shadow: ((huh. i don't believe fanta has actually seen shadow

Jäger Leyline: noooo...

Barchar: "No. He had demon liquor. But it's less gotten him drunk and more...nearly killed him."

Muffet: "Cheri is drunk, though."

Fellby: ((so i just realized you can put symbols into the tomodachi life songs

Fellby: ((gaster can now have a singing career

Barchar: (How)

Shadow: ((yeah, but it turns out as just random sounds

Barchar: (How does that work)

Shadow: ((it's random sounds

Fanta: "Oh.."

Jäger Leyline: I threw.....it up though

Shadow: ((hmm. that waifu counter's pretty high

Fellby: ((so gaster's just gonna get on stage and basically have a stroke

Shadow: ((yup

Fanta: "That's good"

Fanta: "Feeling shitty?"

Shadow: ...

Barchar: "Well. Yes. Very."

Barchar: "I'm in his head right now, and...godDAMN

Shadow: ((oh right. barchar can go into people's heads. i forgot about taht

Fanta: "Aww"

Barchar: "If I was feeling this, I think I'd be incapacitated for a month. Even just knowing kind of what's going on, I just want to curl up and cry."

Fanta: sits down

Barchar: "I won't. But I kind of want to."

Fellby: "That's why ya don't... ya don't do dumb shit."

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Barchar: and she can do it without limping her body now! She has to be near somebody for that, though

Muffet: "You drank it too, Cheri."

Jäger Leyline: thank for.....concern fanta

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Shadow: ((i need to get shadow to actually have some social ties to people. right now he's just sorta there

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Muffet: "So, we've learned a lesson. If a demon gives you intoxicating substances, do not take them. It never ends well."

Jäger Leyline: I didnt.....know

Fellby: "Mmmh..."

Fellby: "I wanted to try it..."

Fanta: "That's a good general rule"

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Shadow: umm...what's going on?

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Jäger Leyline: uhhhhhhhh

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Fanta: ((>When you're looking for scps to make into pokemon and find a scary picture

Muffet: "Unless that demon is me."

Muffet: "And that intoxicant is venom. Or any other intoxicant I'd give, I suppose. But still."

Fellby: "I wantcha..."

Jäger Leyline: .....wheres Colt.....or Grump

Fellby: me rests his chin on Muffet's head.

Fellby: "... boobers."

Muffet: she smiles. "Later, Cheri."

Jäger Leyline: you...and me both......Fells

Fanta: "At home"

Colton: home, ya dings

Muffet: "Unfortunately, my boobers are off-limits to those in intense pain."

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Shadow: is awkwardly not part of anything that's going on apparently

Gaster: -Excuse you, he's the only Dings around here.-

Muffet: the fuck you talking about

Fellby: "Not when you're... whippin' them-

Muffet: there's like ten

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-true-[/font]

Jäger Leyline: .....Fellby.....did you..ever...have boobers

Fellby: "yes"

Muffet: "That's maybe a 6, though. They go off limits at around 8."

Jäger Leyline: .....heheh

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Barchar: she laughs. "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, daughter of Ember and Mettaton Way."

Fellby: "it got stale pretty damn quick"

Fellby: "I also had the cooter"

Muffet: "I thought you looked nice. Not better than usual, though."

Jäger Leyline: ....id play....with your boobers

Fellby: "you gotta... you gotta pay for that, jager"

Fanta: "I don't know what you had to complain about"

Jäger Leyline: ...that too7

Barchar: "That leave Jager the only one in this weird little arrangement who has not once been a female."

Fanta: "Oh"

Fanta: "Yes he has"

Fanta: smirks

Barchar: "...Oh."

Fanta: "He doesn't remember, but I do"

Fellby: "I WASN'T A GIRL"

Shadow: is in a very awkward position right now, what with the current topic of discussion

Fellby: "I JUST HAD TITS"

Barchar: "Is this with, uh. The actual shit? Or just..."

Jäger Leyline: youre.....full of...shit fanta

Muffet: "Sshhh. It's okay, Cheri."

Fanta: pulls out her phone, and presents a picture

Fanta: of fem!jager

Fellby: grumbles as he slumps against the wall.

Jäger Leyline: ....photoshop

Barchar: this is the first I've heard of this

Barchar: she tries not to laugh. That might make her move her hand.

Fanta: azzy put the r63 in his drink

Barchar: "You can tell by the pixels, Jager?"

Fanta: "It's real"

Jäger Leyline: Aaarrgghhh

Barchar: "Because I can tell it's absolutely, 100% legit."

Barchar: "And I can also tell you're a dick, Fanta."

Jäger Leyline: .....she is

Jäger Leyline: likely....jacks off....to it

Shadow: ...

Fellby: "S... sorry kid..."

Barchar: "I would." she admitted. Or assured him. One of the two. Either way, she gave Jager a sideeye and a smirk

Fellby: "You shouldn't be around us when we're drunk..."

Fanta: chuckles

Fellby: ...

Fellby: stands up, wobbling a little.

Fellby: "I'm gonna make eggs."

Shadow: i... don't really have anywhere to go though.

Muffet: "Whores and Jager make for bad discussion when you don't want-Woah."

Muffet: she was kinda forced up, as her tail was arpund his leg

Fellby: marches off to the kitchen.

Barchar: (muffell has twice the tails for twice the affectionate leg wrapping)

Shadow: ((muffell

Jäger Leyline: Grillby should add.....a kids sction.....here

Muffet: she follows to make sure he doesn't do anything exceptionally drunken

Fellby: ((a fusion we thought up

Barchar: (That was not a typo)

Barchar: "You know it would immediately get ruined, somehow."

Fanta: "He did once, I think"

Fanta: "There were these weird animatronics"

Barchar: "Right. Exactly. Ruined. Immediately."

Fellby: decides he's too drunk to fry an egg.

Fellby: -So he settles for scrambled, however...-

Fellby: "WE'RE OUT OF FUCKING MILK"

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Jäger Leyline: fanta...can you....smuther me

Jäger Leyline: BC is busy

Jäger Leyline: with your boobers

Fanta: "No"

Barchar: "I don't have smother-worthy boobs anyway."

Jäger Leyline: hehehe

Muffet: "Cheri they're fine already, just eat them"

Fellby: "NO"

Jäger Leyline: just wanted to hear you say no

Fellby: "what kind of goddamn heathen makes scrambled eggs without milk"

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Fanta: "Of course you did"

Muffet: "Me."

Muffet: "When I'm drunk and/or tired and we're out of milk."

Fellby: turns and stares at Muffet.

Muffet: "Just use some salt or something if there's not enough flavor or whatever."

Fellby: -He reaches out and grabs her boob.-

Fellby: "Milk. Now."

Muffet: "..."

Muffet: "Cheri."

Muffet: "Spiders do not make milk."

Fanta: lies on the couch

Muffet: "They are arachnids."

Fanta: ((THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE THE BOBS FOR

Fellby: "Then what the fuck do you have tits for?"

Muffet: "...Im a bloody succubus, what do you THINK?"

Fellby: "MILK"

Fanta: ((They make blood?

Muffet: "They're there to look attractive."

Jäger Leyline: do you think....hywel....is too grumpy?

Fanta: "No"

Fanta: "He's nice"

Fellby: "... I still thin they should make milk."

Jäger Leyline: to you

Jäger Leyline: everyone.....else

Muffet: "Apparently whoever decided how I work disagreed."

Muffet: "But fine, I'll go buy you milk."

Jäger Leyline: not so..much

Fellby: ((https://67.media.tumblr.com/3097f0c174ca32d01cfe31989810bf22/tumblr_inline_ndt50kg8ax1qmo1aq.jpg

Fellby: "Okay."

Barchar: she's now entertained by the concept of spider milk

Barchar: entertained and slightly dusgusted

Barchar: ...and slightly aroused.

Fellby: "SOME PEOPLE ARE INTO BOOB MILK YOU KNOW"

Fanta: ((Jeska's useless fishboobs made milk why not spiderboobs

Barchar: (I don't know what's funnier)

Barchar: (The idea you made that)

Barchar: (Or the idea that you had that shit in standby)

Muffet: "AND THOSE PEOPLE ARE OUT OF LUCK!" she yells back, heading off

Fanta: "What?"

Fellby: "FUCK YOU I WANT SPIDER MILK"

Fanta: "What the fuck?"

Jäger Leyline: ((thats the point of boos

Fellby: ((http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/hot-choclety-milk

Jäger Leyline: boobs*

Muffet: not hers

Jäger Leyline: (otherwise your oc better be flat chested

Muffet: hers are just to be attractive to the people she was designed to be attracted to

Fellby: ((http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/045/035/2aa

Muffet: she comes back, like, 5 minutes later with some non-spider milk. "You're welcome."

Fellby: proceeds to make some scrambled eggs.

Fanta: ((Making scp teams is so much fun

Muffet: she's irrationally angry about the spider milk conversation

Muffet: now she feels lesser for not having spider milk

Fellby: really wants his goddamn spider milk but he's decided to shut up about it.

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Muffet: she will spend her resources finding some way to make this abomination of a concept a reality

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Fanta: if fellby could settle for web shooting nipples

Fellby: makes his eggs and douses them with ketchup.

Fellby: -That's not milk.-

Muffet: "Cheri what the fyck"

Muffet: "You are not sans"

Muffet: "Or papyrus. For me."

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Fellby: "I'll eat what I want."

Muffet: "Does your sans like ketchup?"

Fellby: "I dunno. Never met him.

Muffet: "Oh."

Muffet: "Point is, you made me feel inferior and go buy you milk just for you to use ketchup"

Barchar: is watching this shit show pricees

Barchar: Proceed*

Fellby: "Mmmf. I'm gonna feel like shit about it when I'm sober."

Muffet: "Yes you are." she said, folding her arms and hmphing.

Muffet: "Or laugh your ass off. One of the two, likely."

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Jäger Leyline: falls asleep

Fellby: "Yup."

Barchar: she tentatively takes her hand off, hoping the pain coming back wouldn't wake him up

Fellby: "Try this shit, it's fucking delish."

Muffet: "...Fine." she does.

Muffet: it's slightly reluctant

Fellby: -It is, indeed, fucking delish.-

Muffet: "...I am slightly surprised."

Fanta: nodded off

Muffet: "Especially with how you were poo-pooing milkless eggs."

Fellby: "yeah, see, there's milk in here."

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Muffet: "Confession: I've made my own non-baked foods, like, three times? I was just trying to get out of buying more milk."

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Fellby: "Maybe if your boobs made milk you wouldn't have this issue."

Muffet: "I fail to see the chain of logic."

Fellby: "Dude. You'd have the milk on tap."

Muffet: "The lack of making my own food was a conscious decision."

Muffet: "...How good could spider milk even be?"

Muffet: she formulates plans for it as she says this

Fellby: "Freakin' tasty."

Fellby: "'Speciaally if it comes from you."

Muffet: "Do you know from experience?"

Fellby: "... Maaaybe."

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Muffet: "Is that a 'yes but it's awkward' maybe, or a 'No, I'm just bullshitting' maybe?"

Fellby: "I totally did and never told you."

Muffet: "...With whom?"

Muffet: "Clearly not me."

Fellby: "I forget."

Muffet: "Okay. 'No, I'm just bullshitting' maybe."

Fellby: finishes his eggs and then buries his face in Muffet's chest.

Muffet: she looks down at him

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Fanta: is a tired gote

Fanta: ((Building scp based teams at 1 am is a bad idea

Barchar: she looks up st fanta.

Fellby: "Mmmmh...."

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Fellby: falls asleep right then and there.

Fanta: ((Gn?

Fellby: -Have fun with your giant baby, Muffet.-

Muffet: "...well." she picks him up. "I'll take him home." she said, to...well. Barchar only, really.

Shadow: exists still despite not seeming like it from his dead silence

Muffet: she stops on the way out. "do you kn-"

Barchar: "hell no."

Muffet: "Just a question." and off she goes

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Fanta: ((Azzy is a kitsune for some reason

Fellby: -looks like he's not getting spoder milk anytime soon.-

Fellby: ((gn

Fanta: (({Its cute}

Muffet: SHE'LL FIGURE IT OUT GODDAMMIT

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Barchar: (Be what you wanna be azzy)

Fanta: ((Night chime

Barchar: (Fight against the system)

Fanta: ((I aint controlling his form

Barchar: (Trying to keep you from being a kitsune)

Fanta: ((Just why

Fanta: ((Nono, flame

Fanta: ((He's kitsune/hyperdeath asriel

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Shadow: ((if you can shapeshift why wouldn't you shapeshift?

Fanta: ((I don't get it

Shadow: ((i don't get what you don't get about it

Fanta: ((No I mean I don't get why he'd change to it

Barchar: (Because it's fun? )

Fanta: ((He has two sets of ears

Fanta: ((Idunno

Fanta: ((It's weird

Shadow: ((again, if you can change your form at will, why wouldn't you do it from time to time?

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Barchar: (Question: does he look like a kinda cartoony version or is he kinda realistic)

Barchar: (Because this only know entered my head as a thing)

Fanta: ((Depends on his mood/how in depth I'm visualizing it

Barchar: (Huh, interesting)

Shadow: ((i mean, yeah, makes sense

Fanta: ((Like, when he's in a playful mood he's more cartoony

Barchar: (Makes sense)

Fanta: ((But when I'm super focused on mind's eye he looks as realistic as you can get a gote before it gets creepy

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Fanta: ((brb

Shadow: ((huh. realism based on focus isn't a thing for me.

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Barchar: (Suddenly frisko)

Shadow: ((fake frisko?

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Shadow: ((fake frisko

Barchar: (Frisko left us :(

Shadow: ((so. AMA

Barchar: (Uhhhhh)

Barchar: (Why)

Shadow: ((because i'm bored. next question

Barchar: (Why do you wish sadness upon the eevees)

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Shadow: ((i do not, i felt sadness at the time of my username being made

Barchar: (Uhhhhhhhhh)

Shadow: ((aka my icon was a cryingeevee

Barchar: (PMD OTP?)

Shadow: ((dewt x lemon

Barchar: (That's a good otp)

Barchar: (PMD NOTP)

Fanta: ((Blaze x satan

Fanta: ((My otp

Shadow: ((auron x diane is my NOTP

Barchar: (That's a good notp)

Shadow: ((also slarv i'm doing an ama

Barchar: (On a scale of 1 go 10, how much do you want to pass out)

Shadow: ((2

Shadow: ((actually, 4. my mistake

Barchar: (Spider milk. Yay/nay)

Shadow: ((nay because i have arachnophobia

Fanta: ((What's your favorite idea

Shadow: ((the idea of having a favorite idea

Barchar: (Favorite person with the first name Todd)

Shadow: ((todd todd

Fanta: ((If it's not todd chavez

Barchar: (That's a good todd)

Shadow: ((todd is both a surname and a first name

Fanta: ((Dammit

Barchar: (S I TU A T I O N A L G O D M O D D I N G: yay/nay)

Shadow: ((yay

Fanta: ((I've got a good one

Fanta: ((Ally/betray

Shadow: ((ally

Fanta: ((That's what got you killed dipshit

Shadow: ((ah shit

Barchar: (Dedsilon or ripsilon)

Shadow: ((dedsilon

Shadow: ((i will still be accepting questions until 1:30 my time

Barchar: (Stupidest named CaU character)

Shadow: ((give me a moment to remember the worst names

Shadow: ((fanta. answer is subject to change

Fanta: ((Reminder that there is a like of characters called fuck, shit, and ass

Shadow: ((i didn't know that.

Shadow: ((in that case, horse

Shadow: ((because i remember that

Horse: There's a hoofstep noise in the house

Fanta: is passed clean out in the bar

Shadow: ((now are we gonna get stuck on this question or you gonna ask another one?

Shadow: ((you have about 5 minutes left to ask me anything

Shadow: ((after that i can't guarantee answers

Colton: the second be hears that shit, he takes up a knife and gets in a defensive situation

Barchar: (Which ship is weirder: Jason X glados or chalor X viridi)

Shadow: ((chalor x viridi

Horse: Where is colton

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Shadow: ((about 3 minutes left

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Shadow: ((2 minutes

Colton: the house

Horse: what room u dip

Colton: in the kitchen, cause where the fuck else he gonna get a knife

Horse: At the end of the hallway he spots it for a split second

Shadow: ((1 minute left. ask now or forever hold your peace

Horse: a horse with no face, as soon as he sees it it teleports away

Barchar: (ONE LAST QHESTION)

Barchar: (WHY)

Colton: he tenses up, looking around him wary

Shadow: ((because i was bored and decided to do an ama

Shadow: ((and that's time up

Horse: There's no horse to be seen

Horse: whispering can be heard, but that is all

Colton: "I'm onto you you equine motherf-wait I'm not supposed to say that"

Horse: it's eerily silent

Shadow: ((i am no longer doing an AMA i am now doing a AMSY (ask me some things) in which i can not guarantee an answer. this is the default mode

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Shadow: ((there goes the fire

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Colton: he stalks into his room, holding the knife

Shadow: ((and here comes the fire

Horse: it's standing right behind him

Shadow: ((so flame. what's it like being an omniscient ghost girl?

Barchar: (pretty shit ngl)

Colton: he yells, hacking at it

Shadow: ((that's too bad

Barchar: (ama until 2:00 am my time why the fuck not)

Barchar: (So 20 minutes get crwckalackin)

Horse: It teleports awau

Shadow: ((are you or have you ever been on fire?

Colton: he breaths heavily, glaring

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Barchar: (I've never been on fire but I burnt my finger by grabbing the wrong end of a sparkler once)

CryingEevee OOC: ((i see))

CryingEevee OOC: ((if you could choose to have any one not over powered super power what would it be?))

Barchar: (Define overpowered)

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CryingEevee OOC: ((just pick one and if i think it's too op i'll tell you))

Barchar: (Teleportation)

Barchar: (Not necessarily super long distance)

Barchar: (like a mile per)

CryingEevee OOC: ((seems pretty balanced.))

CryingEevee OOC: ((care to ask him something slarv?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((guess not))

CryingEevee OOC: ((who would you like to ask one question and what would the question be?))

Barchar: (God. "Why you gotta be such a dick, m8?")

CryingEevee OOC: ((das a good choice))

CryingEevee OOC: ((my tulpa would like to know what your opinion on tulpas is. not too sure why.))

Barchar: (Its awesome and terrifying and something I would NEVER EVER want to do myself)

CryingEevee OOC: ((fair))

Barchar: (But ilu ce's tulpa <3)

CryingEevee OOC: ((he doesn't know what to say back. his name is asher btw.))

Barchar: (k)

CryingEevee OOC: ((now then...))

Colton: he still wonders if 'equiphobia' is a good song totle

CryingEevee OOC: ((would you ever skydive if you could))

Barchar: (absolutely not)

CryingEevee OOC: ((if humanity colonized mars but hasn't yet teraformed it would you live there if it was free to do so))

Barchar: (Probably not)

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, now what about if mars WAS teraformed and it wasn't free but aside from the cost of getting there living there is cheaper than anywhere on earth. would you live there then?))

Barchar: (Assuming there was internet thst could connect to earth, yes)

CryingEevee OOC: ((hmm.. not much time left umm. favorite fighting game? (not including any smash bros)))

Barchar: (...uh...thats really the only fighting game I play)

Barchar: (...the touhou one. The name escapes me. )

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok. based on what i've let be mentioned, do you think you would be present for my pokken arc (if it ever actually happens)))

Barchar: (Maybe)

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm mostly just throwing out every question i've got since we're almost outta time))

Barchar: (Depends on the schedule and how many other arcs were going on)

CryingEevee OOC: ((so aside from schedule it sounds interesting from what's been mentioned?))

Barchar: (Interesting enough)

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok good to know))

CryingEevee OOC: ((and even though we're now out of time. do you have any comments about what you think would be good for the pokken arc?))

Barchar: (Nope)

CryingEevee OOC: ((alrighty then))

CryingEevee OOC: ((actually, the battle system, which is just rp fights but with a dm and possibly a healthbar. that sound okay or terrible?))

Barchar: (*sheug*)

CryingEevee OOC: ((sheug. [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url]))

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Barchar: ([url=https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jNpFYRIr6kk]spellu[/url])

CryingEevee OOC: ((and to think i had forgotten about that video))

Barchar: (I will never let anyone forget it)

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i should go to bed soon))

Jäger Leyline: (yes the bed beckons

Jäger Leyline: ((flame we can play OW if you get up eariler tmmw

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CryingEevee OOC: ((rip flame))

Jäger Leyline: ((took my request to heart

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Jäger Leyline: ((or not

CryingEevee OOC: ((alright. actually gonna go now. i should've done that about 20 minutes ago))

CryingEevee OOC: ((bai))

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Jäger Leyline: (hey

: ((Hello))

Jäger Leyline: ((whats news?

Jäger Leyline: ((wanna do OW?

: ((Can't do OW, unfortunately))

: ((Also, this is news))

: ((newly received or noteworthy information, especially about recent or important events.

Jäger Leyline: ((thanks, I wasn't too sure on its definition

: ((Yes, you are welcome))

Jäger Leyline: did something really bad last night

Jäger Leyline: he is at the bar's couch

Asmodeus : -He did something bad too, but he's at home.-

Asmodeus : -What did Jager do.-

Jäger Leyline: drank a beer that was meant for demons and immortals

Asmodeus : -Bad shit.-

Jäger Leyline: which put him into a state of pure misery and pain

Jäger Leyline: isn't moving

Asmodeus : -Well, he fixed his issues. But, not efficiently.-

Asmodeus : -He doesn't particularly want to move.-

Jäger Leyline: well he is asleep

Asmodeus : -Welp.-

Jäger Leyline: is in too much pain to be movin

Asmodeus : - I'll

Asmodeus : -Will they ever talk again? The world may never know.-

Jäger Leyline: -Damn asmo and his laziniess to move

Asmodeus : -It's not really laziness.-

Jäger Leyline: -whatever it is that is preventing him-

Jäger Leyline: ,me wants to see his son

Asmodeus : -He uh. May or may not want to see his dad right now.-

Asmodeus : -He has reasons for these thoughts.-

Loni Leyline: -enters the living room- Jager?

Azalea: -She was either asleep or followed Loni.-

Loni Leyline: where is he?

Loni Leyline: Asmo? you around?

Azalea: -She shrugs.-

Asmodeus : -He's in the room.-

Loni Leyline: -enters the room- Asmo? Jager?

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Asmodeus : "Ive made bad decisions don't tell Jager please."

Loni Leyline: What?

Loni Leyline: Where is he?

Loni Leyline: Whats wrong?

Asmodeus : -He looks like an adult.-

Asmodeus : "I did this and I've been spending the past five hours trying to fix it."

Asmodeus : "Because it seemed like a good idea and then I remembered that I said I'd stay a kid for Jager and I don't know what to do."

Loni Leyline: .....

Loni Leyline: whoa

Loni Leyline: Azalea look at thins

Loni Leyline: this*

Azalea: "He looks like he's in his twenties."

Asmodeus : "I... What's so facinating about this?"

Loni Leyline: you're hot

Asmodeus : -He blushes a bit.-

Asmodeus : "Okay, compliment received, but I am not currently in the position to be happy over it."

Loni Leyline: Well you can't really be Jager's son like that

Asmodeus : "Hence why I'm freaking out a bit."

Loni Leyline: whats it feel like?

Asmodeus : "What's what feel like?"

Loni Leyline: being an adult?

Asmodeus : "I have an emotion that I don't know the name of but it's annoying me. Also. I dunno, I've been in bed the whole time."

Loni Leyline: Huh weird

Loni Leyline: so how you plan on fixing it?

Asmodeus : "I don't know."

Loni Leyline: think you might be stuck like this?

Asmodeus : "I don't know."

Loni Leyline: what do you know?

Asmodeus : "That I'm probably as people say, screwed."

Loni Leyline: ....looks like it

Loni Leyline: ....Jager usualy sends me a text if he is going to be out late, but I haven't heard from him

Loni Leyline: I'm going to go look for him

Asmodeus : "Okay, bye."

Loni Leyline: do you want do come?

Asmodeus : "...I guess."

Asmodeus : -He gets up.-

Loni Leyline: the bar first

Asmodeus : -He follows.-

Loni Leyline: goes to the bar,

Jäger Leyline: -is on the couch, grabbing his stomach, but is asleep-

Loni Leyline: uh

Loni Leyline: huh, that was easy

Asmodeus : "...Hey, he is asleep."

Loni Leyline: I'd say he must be wasted but

Loni Leyline: the way he looks

Asmodeus : "...Oh no. He probably drank what Fellby drank. It was a drink for demons and immortal people."

Loni Leyline: walks over and shakes him

Loni Leyline: is he okay!?

Asmodeus : "I think so."

Loni Leyline: Jager wake up!

Jäger Leyline: ....uh.....stop....it hurts

Asmodeus : "Are you okay?"

Jäger Leyline: ....I've been...better

Jäger Leyline: -opens his eyes barely and looks at Asmo-

Jäger Leyline: ...who...are you?

Jäger Leyline: -it looks like it hurts to talk-

Asmodeus : "...[sub]Asmodeus.[/sub]"

Jäger Leyline: ...what?

Asmodeus : "Asmodeus."

Jäger Leyline: ....what?

Jäger Leyline: .....you're not.....oh....you got older

Asmodeus : "..."

Loni Leyline: ...I thought youd said....you werent'...going to get....older

Asmodeus : "I forgot, I'm trying to fix it, I'm really really sorry..."

Asmodeus : -He seems to be tearing up a bit.-

Jäger Leyline: ...can you...?

Asmodeus : "I don't know, I'm trying, I'm sorry..."

Loni Leyline: ....its ..okay....

Jäger Leyline: -said that-

Asmodeus : "...It is?"

Jäger Leyline: ...yeah.....sut try....to fix it...if you can

Loni Leyline: just*

Asmodeus : "...If it helps, for now, I still have my personality."

Jäger Leyline: ....yeah....

Asmodeus : "I guess I was already mature."

Jäger Leyline: ....yeah....

Asmodeus : "...I feel a desire for stuff. I don't know what it is, I'll ask you when you feel better."

Jäger Leyline: ....just help me up...and take me home

Asmodeus : -He picks him up, and brings him home.-

Loni Leyline: helps

Jäger Leyline: -gets to the bed

Jäger Leyline: alright Loni....go get some air

Loni Leyline: nods and leaves

: Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

Jäger Leyline: .....so whats...wrong now?

Asmodeus : "I don't know. A desire for something I can't describe."

Jäger Leyline: ....like....sex?

Asmodeus : "...That might be it, actuall."

Jäger Leyline: ....yeah....espeically if you...have a dick now

Asmodeus : "Is that normal?"

Jäger Leyline: ....yep

Jäger Leyline: ...looks....at me

Jäger Leyline: ...lustful.....as always

Asmodeus : "Okay..."

Jäger Leyline: .....sounds like...you want to stay this....way

Asmodeus : "..."

Jäger Leyline: ....its alright

Asmodeus : "...I... But I'm..."

Jäger Leyline: is listening

Asmodeus : "I don't want to make you sad. Or something..."

Jäger Leyline: ....maybe to you.....try and...make yourself....happy first

Asmodeus : "..."

Jäger Leyline: ....you didnt.....really want to....be a kid....anyways

Asmodeus : "...I'm sorry."

Jäger Leyline: ....I...alrea.....

Jäger Leyline: ...its what you want ....ki- .....pal

Asmodeus : "...I... I'm sorry. I tried, I wanted to make you happy and I ended up just making everything worse, in sorry..."

Jäger Leyline: ...I'll see you ...around

Asmodeus : "..."

Jäger Leyline: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c51AfTm5jj8

Jäger Leyline: just lies on the bed staring at the ceiling

Asmodeus : -He sits down.-

Jäger Leyline: ....

Jäger Leyline: ...there....something else...you need?

Asmodeus : "...No."

Jäger Leyline: ...okay

Asmodeus : "...Am I still allowed to stay here?"

Jäger Leyline: gonna have to.....use the couch

Asmodeus : "I... Alright."

Jäger Leyline: mutters, "....good thing....never signed...any....papers"

Asmodeus : "...I'm sorry."

Jäger Leyline: ......

Asmodeus : -He sits there, looking guilty.-

Jäger Leyline: lays there is pain

Jäger Leyline: stares at the roof

Asmodeus : "...Think there is anything to make you feel better?"

Jäger Leyline: not havin......liquid...pain in...me

Asmodeus : "It was a demon drink, maybe like... Holy eater."

: Water*

Asmodeus : -He seemed to be mostly joking.-

Jäger Leyline: don't exactly have any lying around

Asmodeus : -Well there is a drink machine in the bar.-

Jäger Leyline: has never really used that machine, not really aware of it

Asmodeus : -Surprising, with how he knew where Fanta and Hywel got their potion shit. At least I thought he knew.-

Jäger Leyline: well not aware that it can just make anything

Jäger Leyline: thinks its for sex drinks

Asmodeus : "...Have you tried forcing yourself to throw up."

: ?*

Jäger Leyline: ...I threw up....most of the beer.....right after....I had some

Asmodeus : "...Right."

Jäger Leyline: what little I took in....is doing this....to me

Asmodeus : "Do you want some water?"

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Jäger Leyline: ...sure

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Asmodeus : -He leaves, and returns with water.-

Jäger Leyline: snatches it and drinks it

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Jäger Leyline: ...what are...you gonig to...do now?

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Jäger Leyline: ((morning

Barchar: (Mornin)

Jäger Leyline: ((got school soon?

Barchar: (An hour)

Jäger Leyline: ((wanna try OW>?

Barchar: (Geh. Not right now)

Barchar: (Later)

Jäger Leyline: ((ECHJ

Jäger Leyline: and BC are no longer parents

Barchar: she's still trying to mitigate Jager's pain

Barchar: she...didnt really wanna make herself known, there, though

Jäger Leyline: is at the house in this room, starring at the room

Barchar: well, then I guess she isn't with him. I don't know why or how he left the bar, but aight

Barchar: she shows up next to him. "...Hi, Jager

Jäger Leyline: Asmo and Loni took him back

Jäger Leyline: ...hey

Barchar: she thinks. "...I know about Asmodeus. Obviously. Duh..."

Jäger Leyline: ...yeah.....

Barchar: "I was still there. Just...i really didn't wanna show up at the time. Guess why."

Jäger Leyline: ...why

Barchar: "...That was rhetorical. It was just.." she purses her lips. "I feel conflicted about this whole thing."

Jäger Leyline: ...yeah...i know...should have....forced you....into it

Barchar: "No, no, that's not it."

Barchar: "...I guess a bit. But...not all."

Jäger Leyline: ...about Asmo.....moving on?

Barchar: "I just...part of me wants to try to still...be there for him. He never said he didn't want us. If anything, he seemed desperate to try to keep from losing us."

Barchar: "But on the other hand..."

Barchar: "He's probably better off without having to be the first...guinea pig almost in the series of inevitable blunders that is 'Barchar-as-mother-figure'."

Jäger Leyline: ....its better this way

Jäger Leyline: ....he wouldnt be....living a lie to make....me happy.....

Barchar: "Yeah..."

Jäger Leyline: it'd be....schyro and gaster.....al over again

Jäger Leyline: all*

Jäger Leyline: ...wondering....if I should....let him stay here

Barchar: she nods

Barchar: "Don't kick him out."

Barchar: "If he wants to find someplace else, let him. But if he wants to stay here..."

Barchar: "We shouldn't cut ties. It's not like he's been pretending to like us. I don't even know how much he was lying about wanting the arrangement, even if it turned out poorly."

Jäger Leyline: ....yeah.....I suppose

Jäger Leyline: .....I tihnk this is.....my fault

Jäger Leyline: ...shouldn't have told him....to look into the...pubety thing

Barchar: She sighs. "I don't know. It's a complicated situation."

Barchar: "I guess I'm lucky I physically aged at the same constant as regular people."

Jäger Leyline: ....maybe...I'm just....a...shitty father

Barchar: "Jager, this..."

Barchar: "You did well. As far as I could tell. Even if it ended abruptly."

Barchar: "Not like you let him die. He just grew up. Same heartbreak any father feels, even if it was...expediated."

Jäger Leyline: .....doesn't feel like...heartbreak....feels like...disappointment

Barchar: "...With whom?"

Jäger Leyline: ......

Jäger Leyline: ...this fucking demon beer

Barchar: "..." she sighs. "Yeah. Start reading ingredient labels on strange drinks."

Jäger Leyline: .....a beer in a bar

Jäger Leyline: ....how was I ....suppose to guess....it wasn't for....mortal

Barchar: "By the fact it got the fireman absolutely trashed?"

Barchar: "I mean, grillby sells those brews, and that is some CRAZY STRONG SHIT, but I've barely seen it give them more than a buzz."

Jäger Leyline: .....how was I....suppose to know....Fellby was immune...to normal drinks....

Jäger Leyline: I jsut wanted to.....get drunk with him

Barchar: She sighed. "Look, don't worry about it. I don't blame you. It was a mistake, yeah, but we all make them."

Jäger Leyline: looks quite sad

Barchar: "...I still love you. Just so you know."

Jäger Leyline: ...thanks...

Jäger Leyline: weakly pulls her to him

Barchar: she smiles

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Jäger Leyline: ...I love you...too

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Barchar: "I wonder when this stupid thing is gonna leave you alone."

Barchar: "...We still need to go kick the good doctor's ass, too."

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Jäger Leyline: ....I pissed a bit along

Jäger Leyline: ......it was.....so painful

Jäger Leyline: since then though...its become....bearable

Barchar: "Oh...good? I think."

Barchar: "Means you should be fine later?"

Jäger Leyline: hopefully

Jäger Leyline: just need to....recover

Barchar: she nods

Jäger Leyline: ((hey slarv

Jäger Leyline: ....help ,e fel better?

Jäger Leyline: me*

Barchar: "...If I can, yeah. Whaddaya need?"

Fanta: ((Hiya

Jäger Leyline: ....boobers

Jäger Leyline: chuckles at that

Jäger Leyline: ....a massage..... really

Fanta: ((Omfg asmodeus went from precious smol to todd chavez in hours

Barchar: "Sir, yes sir."

Barchar: "...Im not gonna use my tongue this time, though."

Fanta: ((Jager should tell him to clean up his shit

Barchar: "That

Barchar: "Was, indeed, probably ineffective."

Barchar: (That's that dude from bojack right)

Fanta: ((Yes

Barchar: (How is that who asmo is)

Fanta: ((The guy who crashed at bojack's after a party 5 years ago and never left

Barchar: (I still don't see the connection)

Fanta: ((I dunno, I just get that feeling

Jäger Leyline: ...it felt...funny....like a dumb attempt....at licking

Jäger Leyline: oh I forgot ....about the conditioning

Barchar: "Yeah. That's a thing."

Fanta: snaps awake

Barchar: "Hey, you're the one that asked for it, Leyline. You can't blame me at all.."

Jäger Leyline: ...tickling*

Jäger Leyline: well...do it....again

Jäger Leyline: is in his room with BC

Fanta: ".."

Fanta: is alone in the bra tgen

Barchar: "I just said I wouldn't. Like I said, it's probably not actually useful."

Horse: Slenderhorse has been haunting colton all night

Colton: occasionally you hear a girly scream and a knife hitting a wall

Barchar: idly wonders if she could somehow leave an imprint of herself to stay in the bar

Barchar: less physical, but at least there

Jäger Leyline: hey babe

Jäger Leyline: полис

Barchar: ugh. Task at hand. She puts that mental filing cabinet back upright. "Well, fine th-"

Barchar: her pupils dilated again, and her irises turn purple. She sighs, holding onto him

Fanta: It'd be kinda confusing if you were talking to two peeps at once

Fanta: Bar barchar and nonbar barchar

Jäger Leyline: holds her tightly

Barchar: Yeah, I'd have some distinction

Fanta: What if nonbar barchar went to the bar and met bar barchar and bar barchar left the bar to find sexbar barchar

Barchar: Sexbar Barchar is barsk

Jäger Leyline: Would you kindly provide me with a masage

Fanta: Shh

Barchar: And then you have sexbar barsk and non sexbar barsk

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Barchar: And then nonsexbar barsk meets bar Barchar and nonbar Barchar meets sexbar barsk

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Barchar: And then the world explodes

Fanta: ((Gtg

Barchar: "Ooh. A classic." she said, getting up on her knees and getting to it

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Jäger Leyline: are you still............... your sarcastic....... self in this state?

Barchar: "Not sarcastic. Seductive. Though, I think you can change it. What you say goes, dearie."

Jäger Leyline: dearie?....must have....picked that up from....muffet

Jäger Leyline: once you're done massaging.....you can get busy

Barchar: "She said it was sexy. Maybe she [i]thought[/i] it was cute. Not sure. All I know is that I'm supposed to do it."

Barchar: She nods. "Whatever you say, Jager."

Jäger Leyline: use your tongue and mouth, since you're so clever with it

Barchar: no objections. No retorts, either. She's a bit busy with it.

Barchar: (Gtg school. See you later yaz)

Jäger Leyline: ((later

Jäger Leyline: ((good timing

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Fanta: ((30 minutes into ar tonelico

Fanta: ((World is kickass, there are tuplas I think, magical thingies

Fanta: ((Music is so good

Fanta: ((Battle system looks like it gets more complex than it is now, which is meh at best

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: ((yww haw

: yee haw*

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Barchar: (TIME FOR THE FIRST AND PROBABLY ONLY EDITON OF FLAME WARP'S IPROMPTU LUNCH BREAK RIDDLE SHOW)

Barchar: (OR FWILBRS FOR SHORT)

Barchar: (Y'ALL BITCHES READY)

Sicily: ((Sure

Barchar: (COOL)

Barchar: (*ahem*)

Barchar: (What has two legs after it reaches the top of a mountain, and three when it reaches the bottom)

Sicily: idk

Sicily: A bird

Barchar: (No)

Barchar: (A journey)

Barchar: (Like, it takes two days-or legs-to get up, the one to get down)

Barchar: (...I think that's how 'legs' of a journey work)

Sicily: ((K

Barchar: (AND THAT'S THE END OF FWILBRS)

Barchar: (WHO CARES? NOT ME MOTHERFUCKERS)

Sicily: ((K

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Fanta: ((Hey

Barchar: (hi)

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Sicily: ((Oh goddamnit

Sicily: ((I was listening to this rad as shit new Watsky song

Sicily: ((Called Knots

Sicily: ((And I really shouldn't have been surprised when it had R2 in it, so I can't share it.

Barchar: (I'm pretty sure you could link it if you just sid 'THIS HAS RULE 2 IN IT DON'T CLICK MV')

Barchar: (and then you know)

Barchar: (we'd be pretty saf)

Sicily: (( http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=66r6fVSR5Lo#Watsky_-_Knots MV don't click this if you have problems with the mention of a specific type of knot.

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Fanta: ((I was just reminded of solatorobo

Sicily: ((Kek

Sicily: ((Matik Fucka is trying to his best to get Miyu to let him come to Slarc

Sicily: (('Lol no Shoe'll deny you'

Sicily: (('WHAT IF I'

Sicily: (('Nope'

Fanta: ((Wooooholyfuck

Fanta: ((Mira just

Fanta: ((Casually ripping her boyfriend's heart out

Sicily: ((What

Fanta: ((Ze3

Fanta: ((A smol child just shot her boyfriend

Fanta: ((And she wants to 'touch his heart'

Sicily: ((Myyyyyyyy god

Sicily: http://prntscr.com/cg5e2g

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: ((i did it

: ((i beat dead ahead on hard

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Barchar: (It's a because 'strong' is also a term for 'bold')

Barchar: (a pun*)

Barchar: (I need to get a new fucking keyboard)

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Sicily: So turns out

Sicily: Steam doesn't let you add friends

Sicily: If you haven't bought a game

Sicily: Or spent money

Barchar: huh

Sicily: Fucks sake I just want to play TF2

Sicily: And have friends

Sicily: And get the Tf2 experience

: buy a wep for like 50cents

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Barchar: buy something real cheap

Sicily: I don't fucking have 50 cents

: maybe go to gamestop or whatever and buy the cheapest steam gift card

Sicily: You don't understand

Sicily: I'm fucking broke

: oh

Barchar: okay

Barchar: have somebody send you a trading card

Barchar: then sell the trading card and buy like

Barchar: i think there's a tf2 item that's, like, 10 cents

: sell trading cards from free games

Barchar: free games don't have trading cards

: oh

: reddit.com/r/beermoney

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Sicily: I'm gonna get a loan from some friends

Sicily: I can put items they hand me on Market

Sicily: And pay them back over time

: ((Hey))

Barchar: (Hi bread)

Barchar: has many mixed thoughts about Asmodeus

: ((If I knew how to transfer steam wallet money I would help))

Asmodeus : -He has many kixed thoughts about himself. Welcome to the party.-

Barchar: she's also kinda busy, however

: Mixed*

: ((Actually didn't know you needed to buy shit to have friends))

Barchar: ([s]just like real life[/s])

: ((Alright Laharl))

: ((You need five dollars))

Sicily: ((Nope, 74 cents.

Sicily: ((Which I can get e-z.

: ((Oh))

Sicily: ((By getting loans

: ((Or))

: ((I could give you some shit))

: ((pick up 3 quarters

: ((And then you can sell it))

Sicily: ((I'd pay you back of course.

: ((but like))

: ((It's 74 cents in virtual items I don't need))

Sicily: ((Whether you like it or not i'm gonna pay back those 74 cents.

Sicily: ((With more virtual items you don't need.

Sicily: ((Ooh I can get a 25% discount on a weapon

Sicily: ((If i'm taking it for a test run

: ((Blue mew pistol, 74 cents on market exactly))

Sicily: ((To actually have anyone buy it you gotta put it one cent lower, so it might take a while

Sicily: ((But if you want, i'll literally sell crates.

: ((I do have other shit))

: ((Can I even trade with you?))

Sicily: ((I've got steam guard up

: ((well that isn't what I asked, are you f2p?))

Sicily: ((Of course, see

: ((Cause if you are f2p last time I checked you can't trade((

Sicily: ((F2Ps can trade, but they can only recieve items

: ((Ohh))

Sicily: ((All the items they get are labelled Untradeable

: ((That's fucking dumb))

Sicily: ((Wait

Sicily: ((I can't use Market

Sicily: ((Cause I haven't bought shit

: ((Rip))

Barchar: (Oh)

Sicily: ((Fuck i'm literally gonna have to throw 5 dollars at these people, oh well

Barchar: (Well)

: ((Oh well))

: ((Use the rest to but virtual hats))

Sicily: http://prntscr.com/cg66vt

: ((Hey, 5 dollars is actually a pretty good deal to be able to actually use the social media part, when you compare it to two keys to open crates that give you items worth two and a half ref))

: (([s]Overwatch is better anyways[/s]))

Sicily: ((Overwatch is better cause it doesn't make you hop through fifteen fucking hoops

Sicily: ((TO play the full game

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Fanta: ((Laharl need money

Fanta: ((I have like.. a dollar I think

Fanta: ((On steam

Sicily: ((Nope

Sicily: ((I'm gonna go through hell again

Sicily: ((And try to get Steam Support

Sicily: ((To unlock my old acc

Fanta: ((You can trade money you know

Fanta: ((..actually

Fanta: ((I think I have a game

Fanta: ((A spare copy of home

Sicily: ((Receiving Gifts doesn't work

Fanta: ((Inputting a code?

Sicily: ((I have to spend exactly 5 dollars on steam

Sicily: ((nope

Fanta: ((Ech

Fanta: ((I had to make an account when I bought portal 2, so

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Sicily: ((Oh, it wants like, sixty different things

Sicily: ((ANYONE WANT MY OLD STEAM ACCOUNT?

Sicily: ((IT'S LOCKED, BUT I'M SURE YOU CAN HAVE FUN WITH ALL THE OFFLINE GAMES.

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: ((Sure))

: ((-fun times-))

Sicily: ((the user Id is 'guch0714'

Sicily: ((Password is whitedog1

Sicily: ((Go fucking ham

Fanta: ((I thought it was prinnylord something something

Sicily: ((Thats the name of it

Sicily: ((guch0714 is the User ID

Fanta: ((Ah

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Sicily: ((Ask me of you need some steam guard bullshit to log in

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Fanta: ((I can do some pokemons before everyone shows up for ze

Fanta: ((If anyone wants to

Sicily: ((I'm up for it as well

Sicily: ((If you need fights and shit

Fanta: ((I have two bosses to test on you, when I finish studying

: ((I mean I cannnn but only if I feel like it

: ((Currently focusing on relaxing rn

: ((#rememberkyogreslarv

: ((currently dicking around in audacity

Fanta: ((Its optional, the good thing about the pokes is we don't need lotsa people to do it

: ((Ik

: ((But I still don't wanna miss shit

Fanta: ((K

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Sicily: ((I am in paaaain

Schywey: ((oh no

Sicily: ((I just accidently slammed my finger in the microwaaaaave

Schywey: (shit iktf

Schywey: ((is it broken or displaced

Sicily: ((I'm flexible, it's fine

Schywey: ((ok good

Sicily: ((It bent all the way back to my knuckles though

Sicily: ((So that sucked

Schywey: ((i have a displaced first phalange it sucks

Schywey: ((owie

Sicily: ((If CE and Flame are here we can kick of Ca2tale

Schywey: ((chimes gotta be there too

Schywey: ((also, ywanna know how my phalange got displaced?

Sicily: ((Barbie racecar?

Schywey: ((no that was my hymen

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Sicily: ((TWO barbie racecars?

Schywey: ((alright, no, have the backstory. i take public transit to and from school, two buses and a train each way. so i got up to move my seat so i could be away from the guy next to me(i hate sitting next to people on a bus if theyre over 30) and my finger hit one of the handles on the seat i was going to sit in. the thing us, the bus lurched forward and i got thrown off balance and hit it hard. this was last october

Schywey: ((and thats why ill never take the 45 again

Sicily: ((Ouch

Schywey: ((yeah

: ((F

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Sicily: ((Watsky released a new song today

Sicily: ((It's cool as shit

Schywey: ((my displaced ring finger is shorter than my other ring finger

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Schywey: ((also hurts a bit to bend

: ((Rip))

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Schywey: ((IT SUCKS BC ITS MY DOMINANT HAND

Sicily: ((Oh

Sicily: ((Oh man I am happy I didn't post this song

Sicily: ((Like, this was a really close call

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: ((hi

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Schywey: ((hi frisky

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Schywey: ((also its not like ill listen to watsky anyway

Schywey: ((ive never listened bc my gf was always in calls w me

Schywey: ((and i cant use the plug

Sicily: (( I know but like this is above and beyong a casual mention

Schywey: ((oh fucko

: ((Ah))

: ((MV listens to Watsky Smol: mv are you listening to your rap stuff again MV: yes don't judge me

Schywey: ((i dont like rap unless its done by nicki minaj

Schywey: ((i like her voice

: ((Nicki Minaj*

: ((I only really listen to some rap

Sicily: ((Watsky is less of a rapper and more of a poet to a beat

: ((Otherwise I just like a whole wide range of songs

Schywey: ((i like... a weird variety

: ((Laharl: Watsky is like Shakespeare

: ((I like))

: ((Laharl: Except better

: ((Trap, techno dance ahit))

: ((But also classical))

: ((I enjoy high quality video game rips

Schywey: ((ill go from edm to metal to electropop to showtunes to steam powered giraffe to video game music

: ((I like classical, some rock when it's done well, some pop when it's done well, video game music, and some other shit

Schywey: ((everyone name your favorite song and the one who made it, go

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Schywey: ((Infiel - La Pelopony

: ((Title Screen - 7 GRAND DAD

: ((um I don't have one

Schywey: ((ok then just choose one you like

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: ((ok

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: ((FML idk what to pick lol

Barchar: (god, my favorite?)

: ((There's too many

Barchar: (I dunno)

: ((You can pick one you like(

: ((buT I CAN'T PICK ONE

Barchar: (Yeah, but you still gotta pick one)

: ((AAa

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Barchar: (Uhhhhhhh)

Barchar: (Touch tone telephone-lemon demon)

Schywey: ((first one that comes to mind

Barchar: (Satirist's love song and being a rockstar by the same guy are both runners-up)

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: ((drop pop candy

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: ((why the fuck not

Barchar: (That's a good song)

Schywey: ((alrighty nice nice

Barchar: (I've never heard the original version)

: ((The original version is good

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Barchar: (only the three versions the Vocaloid cover trio[sup]tm[/sup] made)

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Barchar: (the one with the two girls is the best because the video has them both as girls too)

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Barchar: (I know their names, but I doubt anyone else in here probably knows about them, so saying it would be kinda silly)

: ((Flame: they're sage and darkrai

: ((Flame: r63

: ((MV: wtf Frisky: wtf Slarv: wtf CE: oh Bloo: oh yes~

Barchar: (That...is an interesting image)

: ((Tri: F

: ((It actually is

Fanta: ((We're making teams from hell to ruin nice sunny days rn

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: ((Coolio

Barchar: (Like, my brain is kind of confused about how to interpret this cocnept)

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Barchar: (It's negative. But I can't say past that)

Schywey: (( https://youtu.be/P2eoKPqWFPI i might only understand about half of what shes singing but shes so good

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CryingEevee OOC: ((eevee))

Barchar: (Drop pop candy but every syllable is the word 'fuck')

Barchar: (The more I imagine this in my head the funnier it gets)

Barchar: (And the stupider)

Schywey: ((infiel but every syllable is "fuck"

CryingEevee OOC: ((vee, eevee))

Barchar: (CE, but every syllable is the word 'fuck')

CryingEevee OOC: ((eevee))

Barchar: (fuckfuck*)

Barchar: (fuckfuckfuckfuck FUCKFUCKFUCK)

Barchar: (I should have kept the capitilization)

Schywey: ((fuckfuckfuckfuck fuckfuckfuck... fuckfuck fuckfuck fuck fuck fuckfuckfuck

Barchar: (So it'd be FuckfuckFuckfuck FUCKFUCKFCUCK)

Barchar: (So, I have at least learned that 'fuck' is not one of those words that just stops registering after you hear it a lot)

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: ((tfw you accidentally draw an Absol with a Russian's hat

CryingEevee OOC: ((eevee))

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Barchar: (What)

Sage: (DA KOMRADE)

Sage: (WE WILL CONQUER PUNY CAPITALISTS FOR GLORY OF MOTHERLAND)

Relic: (Nyet)

Sage: (FUCK OFF COMRADE)

CryingEevee OOC: ((vee))

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: ((It's that time of the day that the rp room has no rp))

CryingEevee OOC: ((vee. eevee.))

Barchar: she could talk with her...arguably still son, but also arguably not but whatever

Asmodeus : -He is available for talking, kinda feeling like shit.-

Barchar: where he @

Asmodeus : -Prolly the bar.-

: Schywey [Schywey] is now Avanne [Avanne].

Barchar: then she shows up. She immediately walks over to him. "Hey, Asmodeus."

Barchar: not appearing

Asmodeus : "I'm sorry..."

Barchar: walking in like a normie

Barchar: she holds up her hand. "Hey. Let's save that for later. You don't need to apologize to me."

Asmodeus : "...Alright."

Barchar: "I just wanted to talk. Figure out what we're gonna do, now."

CryingEevee OOC: ((eevee. vee eevee))

Barchar: "Honestly, I can't blame you. If I were you, I'd probably get the hell out of being the first guinea pig of the inevitable blunders of 'Barchar-as-mom'. And I know you're probably going to try to interrupt me and convince me I was doing fine. Doesn't matter. Not the point."

Asmodeus : "...I don't know if I can change it back... I... I don't know if I want to. And, uh... I can't really give you a real answer to whether or not you would have done fine or not. If you want me to be serious."

Barchar: "First question: Do you want to stay at Jager's house still? I have no prefrence. It's your choice."

Asmodeus : "...I wouldn't mind having a place to stay. But if it brings Jager any type of grief, no."

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Barchar: "Hm. That's something you'll have to bring up with him, then."

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Barchar: "Look, I don't know about him, but I don't want to pressure you about doing anything. You don't need to change back. You can do whatever you want. If being an adult now is what you want, that's fine.'

CryingEevee OOC: ((and so nobody called me out on only saying eevee so i lost a bet.))

Barchar: (HA)

Barchar: (LOSER)

Asmodeus : "...I shouldn't be an adult. Especially since I'm doing it for my own selfish reasons."

Barchar: "Dude."

CryingEevee OOC: ((nothing was at stake, but still))

Barchar: "The hell are you talking about?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((i thought you guys would've said something))

Barchar: "If you want to be an adult, that's what you 'should' be."

Asmodeus : "I don't know. I feel that I should be gracious and generous to others? I guess I don't want to be anything like my captors. I don't want to hurt people, and I want to make them happy."

Barchar: "We are what we want to be, Asmodeus. And occasionally what we want to be isn't what we think we 'should' be.

Asmodeus : "I wasn't unhappy with being a kid."

CryingEevee OOC: ((why DIDN'T you guys say something?))

Barchar: "Look, I certainly know wanting to make people happy, as my only goal."

Avanne: ((because i found it funny

Barchar: "But it's just...this is fine. You're causing somebody a bit of grief, but it's hard to do anything without doing that."

Barchar: (I mean, I found it weird, but still)

Asmodeus : "...Alright. I... I want to do stuff that I haven't done before. I guess I have a desire for... I can't find a good word for it."

Barchar: "Banging?"

Asmodeus : "Well, not necesarily. Just, stuff I haven't been able to in general."

: http://pm1.narvii.com/5911/e61e6e47fe2b994118fbc59d2b36f9a7374585c8_hq.jpg

Barchar: "Companionship?"

Asmodeus : "Stuff I've seen, and wanted to see."

Avanne: ((pretty

Barchar: "Ah."

Barchar: "For new things. I see."

Avanne: ((brb

Sage: (HA HE LOOKS LIKE A GIIIIRLLL)

Asmodeus : "When I went to that amusement park, I had a lot of fun. Just seeing things, that I hadn't been able to before, in person, feeling like a normal person."

Relic: (Shut zhe fuck up, Sage)

Barchar: she nods

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url]))

Asmodeus : "Sure, I couldn't ride anything, but that's not the point."

Barchar: "No, look, get you."

: http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/4/44/Jasmine_Steelix_Adventures.png/150px-Jasmine_Steelix_Adventures.png

Barchar: "Totally."

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Asmodeus : -He nods.-

Barchar: "I don't really know what to tell you, though."

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Asmodeus : "I guess I want to complete a bucket list post death."

Fanta: ((We're learning how def works

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Sicily: ((Fucking 2000 Def EV Arcanine

Sicily: ((Really slar

Sicily: ((like

Sicily: ((Jesus

Barchar: she laughs

Barchar: "What's that, like..."

Barchar: "A spilled bucket list?"

Fanta: ((BUT YOU BEAT IT

Asmodeus : -He smiles a bit."

Asmodeus : "Yeah, kinda."

Barchar: she sighs

Sicily: ((THATS BECAUSE 173-J IS A GLORIOUS BULKY FUCK

Asmodeus : "...So, to recap, why I'm doing isn't wrong?"

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Barchar: "Nope."

: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/88/94/a0/8894a0fc7c9d8237e6eab88e1c59501c.jpg

Barchar: (We should have SCP-____-J as an item)

Asmodeus : "And it's okay to try and do the things I want to do. Ina. Safe, and nice manner, of course."

Fanta: ((I'll add it later

Barchar: "Yes."

Barchar: (We toss it at an opponent to byppass one non-boss fight of our choice)

Barchar: (But we can only do it once )

Barchar: (in the whole arc)

CryingEevee OOC: ((frisky, are you just finding pictures of pokemon?))

: http://orig07.deviantart.net/c607/f/2011/169/2/d/mew_and_jirachi_by_zolga14-d3j93ow.jpg

: Yes

Barchar: (It must be a code)

Barchar: (These pictures actually describe the story of PMD)

CryingEevee OOC: ((that's either some big mcdolans or small legends))

: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/d1/2a/86/d12a861796a81398ccde2e42f92e15cc.jpg

Asmodeus : "...So."

Barchar: "So."

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Asmodeus : "...Thanks for talking with me a bit."

CryingEevee OOC: ((both that darkrai and that absol are from the same site))

Barchar: "No problem."

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Barchar: "Am I still allowed to call you 'son'?" she said, only really half joking

Asmodeus : "I wouldn't mind."

: https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5IIIEm4aPBXGKXWiJyj8nt5bQCp2K3fH3OvVwoiMlGg01V4dRzg

Asmodeus : -Completely serious.-

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Barchar: "Okay. Cool."\

Asmodeus : "Should I call you mom?"

Barchar: "...Is that a 'I don't know but I don't want to offend you', or a 'yes please continue that is what I would prefer myself'."

Asmodeus : "That is a mixture of both, to be honest."

Barchar: "Fair enough."

Barchar: "As for me..."

Asmodeus : "It's more of a 'I don't care either way so whatever you perfer.'"

Barchar: "I think I'd prefer you did? But you don't have to if you don't want."

Avanne: ((back

CryingEevee OOC: ((brb))

Asmodeus : "It's fine, I will."

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Barchar: "Alright."

CryingEevee OOC: ((return of eevee))

Barchar: (GAME OVER: RETURN OF EEVEE)

: ((Blazefire dies.

: (([Game over!]

Asmodeus : "Well."

Asmodeus : "I feel better, thank you once more."

Barchar: "Hey. Like I said. I know what it means to want to help people over all else."

Barchar: "You're happy. That was my goal."

Barchar: "Congratulations Barchar."

CryingEevee OOC: ((it turns out, i was darkrai this whole time))

Asmodeus : -He gives a thumbs up.-

: ((No, Time is Darkrai /s

: ((I wonder if Time is reading tho

: ((Eh

: ((He has life

: ((Shouldn't really matter

CryingEevee OOC: ((hey time, if you're reading this, i summon thee))

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Barchar: "...So, are you gonna need to borrow money for Muffet next time she shows up? Hah! Ill-thought out comedy to break an awkward silence."

: ((Its me swood

Asmodeus : "You think she's be alright with that? Even with the knowledge of how I looked previously?"

Barchar: "Probably."

Avanne: falls gracelessly from the ceiling. They land face-first, though their hat floats down and resumes its position on their head.

Barchar: "Avanne." she said, off-handedly

Avanne: Yes?

Barchar: "Anyway, to be honest, I think that she'd do anything of age, for the most part."

Asmodeus : "I'd like to really give you a much better thank you. Because you have honestly made my entire life so much better."

Asmodeus : "Thank you, so much."

Asmodeus : "Also, okay."

Avanne: gets up. There's a huge crack running down the center of their face, splitting once to their left and ending just above the nose.

Avanne: Hm? Was that to me?

Barchar: she shrugs. "Thanks, I guess. Or you're welcome. One of the two."

Asmodeus : "Yeah. I was the ghost."

Asmodeus : "Avanne."

Asmodeus : "That was to you."

Avanne: I know. Though you look older.

Barchar: "Yup."

Avanne: And you're very welcome.

Avanne: doesn't seem to notice the crack on their face.

Barchar: "He went and shapeshifted."

Avanne: Ah"

Barchar: "Also, your face is practically split entirely down the middle."

: ((Asmodeus Ex Machina confirmed

Avanne: Oh, fuck.

Avanne: Of course. Of course it gets damaged.

Barchar: "What?"

Asmodeus : "Do you need medical assistance?"

Avanne: groans. "Now I have to fill it!"

Avanne: I don't need anything medical.

Avanne: I'm made of wood.

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Barchar: "..."

Barchar: "Can't you just, like."

Barchar: "Get someone else to make the body conform to them, and then change back?"

Avanne: Not how it works.

Barchar: "Huh."

Avanne: Injuries are exclusive to the form.

Avanne: Excuse me for a moment.

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Barchar: "Sure."

Fanta: ((Anyone wanna try for a pokemon? :3

Avanne: goes to the bathroom. They exit with the crack filled, though they've wrapped most of their head in bandages.

Avanne: ((i would

Fanta: ((Or a few

Avanne: ((steelix might be best starter but schyro needs a team

Fanta: is at home now

Fanta: has a job

Avanne: Ugh, now I have to wear this for a day.

Barchar: "Oh well."

Hywel: -He's been taking care of Colton, of course.-

Fanta: works at le spc

Avanne: Stupid glue, dryiiiiing so sloooooooooooooowly...

Asmodeus : "Hey, if Muffet comes here, can you give her a heads up?"

Avanne: On what?

Barchar: "Can't you make it dry faster?'

Avanne: No.

Hywel: -Fanta you fucking.-

Barchar: "...Okay then."

Avanne: I coukd but then it'd crack easily.

Hywel: "Hey Fanta, where do you work."

Colton: he's spooked, because he was haunted by a horse all night

Barchar: "Ah."

Hywel: "You kinda just said you had a job."

Fanta: "Oh yeah"

Asmodeus : -He heads out.-

Avanne: ...

Colton: "Oh, uh, she punches sharks."

Avanne: A heads up on what?

Fanta: "Well, I used to work at the shark punching center"

Colton: "Oh, you don't now?"

Fanta: "Everyone kinda died"

Colton: "Oh."

Fanta: "So now I work at the SCP facility"

Hywel: "...that's uh... That's who that Asriel said took Smazzy."

Colton: "...That place seems like a..."

Colton: "Wait."

Hywel: "He was crying about it, I wasn't sure what to do."

Colton: "Maybe not thatbad."

Hywel: "I kinda just co- Colton!"

Fanta: "Wait, what?"

Avanne: Whatever. Fuck this. I'm leaving, I don't like being seen like this. |Incomprehensible French swearing|

Barchar: "Aight."

Hywel: "That is extremely rude. He's being potentially tortured, and held in some type of cell. Do you seriously think that's a good thing?"

Colton: "...Well I didn't know THAT."

Avanne: leaves, mildly pissed.

Fanta: "Um.."

Fanta: "The other asriel?"

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Avanne:

Hywel: "If someone took you away from home, how would you feel?"

Barchar: (Hi chime)

Avanne: ((yo

Hywel: -He sighs.-

: Avanne [Avanne] is now Schywey [Schywey].

Blake:

Fellby: ((hi

Hywel: "The one who was with Smazzy."

Fellby: -Guess who woke up hung over-

Avanne:

Fanta: "Right"

Fanta: "Should I.. talk to him or..?"

Muffet: is iiiiiit

Muffet: fellby?

Fellby: -With a scrawled note reading simply "spoder milk" next to his head-

Muffet: is it like

Muffet: on one of those corkboards

Hywel: "Maybe tell them he isn't some like... What ever the SCP facility are capturing?"

Muffet: filled with incomprehensible connections as to how to obtain spoder milk

Fanta: "Ok"

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Fellby: -HUE-

Fellby: -no-

Fanta: she looks for the smol

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Muffet: damn

Fellby: -But he has no idea what happened last night-

Blake:

Hywel: -He scratches Colton's head, kinda feeing guilty about raising his voice.-

Muffet: "Good morning cheri.'

Fellby: -Someone has texted him this image:http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/612/598/1de.jpg -

Avanne:

Fellby: "... What's this shit about spiders and milk?"

Fanta: ((Maybe not doing ze tonight

MettatonSEX: -Probably him, though he was meaning to send that to Schyro-

Schywey: ((alright

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh))

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok))

Muffet: "You were making scrambled eggs."

Muffet: "And we were out of milk."

Fanta: ((I have to get up at 6 to take a test to determine if I keep my scholarship

Muffet: "and got it in your head that the arachnid would have breast milk."

Sicily: ((Ready for SCPokemon?

Barchar: (geh)

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Schywey: ((also || means not in english so ripper roo

CryingEevee OOC: ((heg))

Fanta: ((DD?

Fanta: ((meg ryan

: Schywey [Schywey] is now Schyroton [Schyroton].

Fellby: "... You don't?"

: <|Oh cool I can speak French.|?

Blake:

[L]: [color=red]<|I sound so suophisticated now.|>[/color]

[L]: [color=red]<|Man I love learning stuff from memories| :D>[/color]

Muffet: she sighs. "No. These are only here to look attractive. they do not contain any substance, milk or otherwise."

Avanne:

Fellby: "... Huh. You learn something new every day."

Muffet: "I could, perhaps, fill them with venom. But that would not be particularly helpful if I'm NOT trying to entirely break somebody's mind."

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: ((I need two male names))

: Well, everyone but Fellby.

Muffet: "...Also, I'm trying to figure out how to make it happne, because suddenly I feel bad about it."

: His chip has shorted out.

Barchar: "...Goddammit. What the hell."

Barchar: (Brad and Chuck)

Schyroton: ((frank and alfred

CryingEevee OOC: ((jack and daniel))

: ((I actually like both Brad and Chuck))

Fellby: "Is that my fault?"

Schyroton: Ohhh shit.

: ((Nick and Jack

Fellby: ((jontron and muffet are just

Fellby: ((ignoring their baby

: Suddenly, everyone with a chip on them, in them.

Muffet: "Partially."

CryingEevee OOC: ((jontron hasn't been shipped yet on my island))

Fellby: "Sorry."

Schyroton: could not remove the legy.

Muffet: "Meh."

: Is dragged to Arc reactor, well, if they donm't want to be there they aren't dragged, due to their chip shorting out randomly.

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Barchar: she flips off the chip and stays the fuck where she is

CryingEevee OOC: ((https://www.reddit.com/r/flamewanker

: Flame does not participate, alright.

: Anyone else not comin?

: We can do these with like, two people. So.

Barchar: (I'm offended all over again)

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh shut up flamewanker))

Fellby: ((okay how to explain why jasper has fellby's pokemon...

Barchar: (She absconded with them in the night)

: ((Fellby sold them in a yard sale

Fellby: (('cause i've been trying to get my kara to wake up inside and he's... not

Fellby: ((so uh

CryingEevee OOC: ((excuse?))

Muffet: "Seriously though."

Fellby: -I guess he walked up to Jasper and was like, "You've got nobody else to live for right?"

Fanta: ((Flame doesn't wanna do?

Muffet: "If you have any idea how to make this happen, then please tell me"

Jasper: -She took a look around her cave and was like, "Nnnoooot really?"-

Barchar: (Eh, not feelin it really)

Fanta: ((k

: ((Is this perm or no

Fellby: ((yeah, it's permanent

Fellby: ((he's got a wife and kid to think about

: ((I mean for Flame, but that too

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Barchar: (Nah, prolly not)

: ((Alright, i'll reserve BC some mons

Jasper: ((while she's only really got one close friend who'd miss her

: ((Jasper: Friends...Shark Punching...Friends...Guts glory and training wild animals

: ((Jasper *Weighing with her hands*

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: ((Jasper: Fuck it, atleast Dedan will know I died while training fucking wild animals to kill eachother.

Fellby: ((her biggest temptation is not going after the pokemon herself

: ((Wait we're doing this today?

: ((Jasper has TOTALLY picked fights with kara's mons

Fellby: ((jasper will pick fights with anything that looks large and imposing

Fellby: ((it's how she and dedan became friends

Chuck: -Suddenly, someone kicks the anydoor open, holding a Minigun, also having two revolvers floating over his shoulders, similar to orbitars from KIU. He's also yelling.-

Brad: -Followed by a much calmer one, who is just sighing, rubbing his head.-

Fellby: -Good thing he's hungover and at home and doesn't have to deal with chuck's shit. However...-

Chuck: "AHHHHH- oh. Well that was a let down."

Grillby: -He does.-

Barchar: "..."

Barchar: "Hi."

Chuck: "Just a tavern."

Grillby: "........ Hungry?"

Barchar: "Bar."

Brad: "And guess who specifically told you to NOT waste- okay, hello everyone."

Chuck: "Woulda looked cool though."

Chuck: "And I totally would have killed everyone."

Chuck: -The Minigun disappears.-

Barchar: "No you wouldn't have."

Chuck: "Well duh, can't kill you guys."

Chuck: "That would be reaaallyy bad."

Barchar: "That and I'm effectively immortal."

Barchar: "But yes."

: Not immortal to amplified grenades

Brad: "Ignore him, he's... Dense. Very dense."

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Brad: "He's probably going to tr-"

Chuck: -He slides next to Barchar.-

Barchar: well, she lived

Chuck: "Sup."

Barchar: she's immortal not invincible

Barchar: "Got a boyfriend."

Chuck: "God damnit, every time..."

Brad: "Please, for the love of everything, stop hitting on literally every female you come into contact with?"

Barchar: "I'm willing to bang others. But you? Nah."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm gonna go. i'll be back later. maybe when i come back we can do ca2tale))

Chuck: -He isn't bad looking, to be fair.-

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Barchar: "I tend to have a policy where if somebody tries to kill me withing 15 minutes of first meeting them, I don't have intercourse."

Chuck: "Well thanks, how about you rub some more salt in the wound."

Barchar: "sure."

CryingEevee OOC: ((bai))

Barchar: "You have a mreally ugly mole on your chest."

Brad: -He pushes him off the couch.-

Brad: "He doesn't, and also I'm sorry."

Chuck: -A little red negative number floats up from him.-

Chuck: "Hey."

Barchar: "I know. But I was kind of hoping he'd believe me."

Brad: "No, he's been without a shirt a lot."

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Brad: "He'd know."

Chuck: -He kicks Brad, and a red negative number floats from him.-

Barchar: she shrugs

Brad: -He just sighs.-

Barchar: "so. Hello. My name is Barchar.'

Chuck: -He then fires a few shots into Brad. More red numbers. The negative number being a larger value. The gunshots aren't loud. Just sound like them.-

Brad: "Alright, that's it."

Barchar: "Are you two having fun killing each other?"

Brad: -He sticks his hand out, and some type of very sharp object, that looks a bit opaque, and everything behind it has an orange tint.-

Chuck: -It strike him directly in the head, and a large negative number floats up, and he falls over.-

Brad: "Well when he needs to shut up."

Brad: "Anyways, I'm Brad. He's Chuck. Not Chuck Norris, no matter how much he says it."

Barchar: "Pssh. Clearly."

Brad: "I'll... I'll pick him up in a second. I always feel at piece while he's down."

Brad: "Probably because he's not yelling."

Barchar: "I can't blame you."

Brad: -He reaches into his pocket, pulling out a jar with a pink fairy. You can probably guess what it does.-

Barchar: "He's mildly attractive, but he is not for sore ears."

Brad: "Not for sore anything."

Brad: "Imagibe being paired up with him. He's obnoxious, oblivious, kinda dumb."

Barchar: "Clearly."

Brad: "Doesn't strategize. You know how long it takes him to charge that Minigun?"

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Barchar: "No."

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Randy: Hello

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Fellby: ((hey tri

Randy: What's up

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Brad: "And how edficient it is against bosses? Well, it's a long time, and very efficient."

: 'Eyy Tri

: ((Sorry internet died))

Fellby: ((scp pokemon

: ((Hello from))

: ((For a second I thought Brad was Relic

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Randy: Wait it's happening atm

Barchar: "mmn."

Randy: Well

Brad: -He sighs again.-

Barchar: "He should just get something faster."

Randy: Knew I should've came earlier, rip

Brad: "This is a waste of a full heal."

Barchar: "Got this gun that takes, like, 3 seconds to charge up a huge freaking laser."

Barchar: "It's fun."

Brad: -He puts the fairy away.-

Brad: "Were saving up for better weapons. He's on stock weapons, for good reason."

Randy: Randy, still a sweater, suddenly floats to the anydoor hurriedly and leaves to the SCPokemon place, if it's not too late to go.

Brad: "...Surprisingly, we make a pretty good team. He keeps claiming he doesn't need upgrades."

Barchar: "Good for him."

Brad: -He eventually pulls out a Revive, from Pokemon. He mutters "This'll be fine.-

Brad: "Well, bad for him. Because I've been stacking in upgrades, different spells."

Brad: "..I've got him some better weaponry. I'll forc him to use it eventually."

Brad: "Anyways, what kind things are sold here?"

Barchar: "Beer and food."

Brad: "All the ravers and bars I've been to so far haven't ever actually sold alcohol, just weapons, armor, and consumables."

Barchar: "You know, bar stuff."

Brad: "...Hmm. Food can help."

Barchar: "Those are some shitty bars."

Brad: "Well, yeah."

Brad: "It's better he knows that this place doesn't sell alcohol though."

Brad: -He tosses the Revive to Chuck, and he gets up.-

Chuck: "The FUCK man?"

Chuck: "I trusted you."

Brad: "I could say the same,"

Barchar: "You probably shouldn't have."

Chuck: "Oh piss off. I'm gonna go finish this area, you go... Fuck yourself, I don't care."

Chuck: -He leaves.-

Brad: "...I'm gonna let him get killed."

Barchar: "Makes sense."

Brad: "Well, this place seems nice."

Barchar: "I like it."

Barchar: "I've also lived in it my entire life, so, hey!"

Brad: -He pulls out a metal shpere, and tosses it to a corner. It slowly starts building into some sort of teleporter.-

Brad: "You live in a bar?"

Barchar: "Yup."

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Barchar: "Didn't really choose it. But I do."

Brad: "Hmph."

Brad: -He's looking to the air, but seems to be looking at something, doing little gestures with his hands as he does.-

Brad: "Seems kinda shitty."

Brad: "Live in a bar."

Barchar: "Nah. Nice place."

Barchar: "Nice people."

Brad: "How many people are female."

Brad: "Because I wasn't joking. He will try with every single one. He got rejected, and then hit on the girl literally next to the one that just rejected him."

Barchar: "...About the average number?"

Barchar: "One of them is a whore, though. and a succubus. He'll probably be able to get some."

Brad: "...Hey. Maybe he'll shut up about it."

Brad: "...Although, maybe he'll just want it more."

Brad: "...He just said maybe it would heal him. I can hear him, he can hear me."

Brad: "He can't even hear you but knew what I was talking about."

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Barchar: "It's probably not hard to tell."

Brad: "How much does it cost?"

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Barchar: "A lot."

Barchar: (fennekin)

Brad: "I mean, if a full heal is cheaper than the equivalent in item, maybe I'll consider."

Brad: "For him, of course. I have a slow heal over time."

Barchar: "How much are your full heals?"

Brad: -He shrugs.-

Brad: "Varies."

Barchar: "What's your currency on? G?"

Brad: "It can be as little as a couple hundred, to as much as near a thousand. I know a good place for it."

Brad: "If that's gold, than yes."

Barchar: "...Okay, uh, generic, random enemy? How much are you gonna get from them?"

Brad: -Another shrug.-

Brad: "Five to twenty, depends on the enemy."

Brad: "There are a lot though."

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Barchar: "Okay. So probably about equivalent to ours."

Barchar: "It's prooobably not cheaper, then."

Brad: "how much?"

Barchar: "You could make him pay for it."

Brad: "We share the same pool of gold."

Barchar: "Then I guess he's shit outta luck."

Brad: "Do you not know the cost?"

Barchar: "I do. And it's more than a thousand."

Brad: "Well then."

Brad: "Maybe it give a boost."

Barchar: "I mean."

Barchar: "It's enjoyable."

Brad: "That doesn't matter."

Brad: "We aren't meant to be having a good time."

Barchar: "She's, you know, a succubus and all. So...damn good at sex. No, like...obvious statistical benefits."

Brad: -He laughs a bit.-

Brad: "He almost got cut in half, by a Nymph."

Barchar: "It gives a plus 100 to mood the next day."

Barchar: she laughs

Barchar: "A fucking Nymph? Seriously?"

Brad: "From, guess what? Trying to hit on it."

Barchar: "Pfff. Sleaze."

Barchar: "If he saw a siren, he would be FUCKED."

Brad: "He's desperate. He's a virgin, and gets really lonely,"

Brad: "He just doesn't have charm, unfortunately. Not that that should condone his acts."

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Barchar: "Yeah, well."

Brad: "..."

Brad: -He holds a spot near his left ear.-

Barchar: "Whatever. Point is, he's a dick, really."

Brad: "Kinda feel bad. He... He doesn't know how to do it, and I could easily teach him, but..."

Brad: "Y'know. Relationships get in the way."

Barchar: "Do what? Flirt?"

Barchar: "Or fuck?"

Brad: "How to not be a dick. He listens to me, believe it or not."

Barchar: "Ah."

Brad: -He stops holding by his ear.-

Brad: "Also grief, if they die. Gets in the way majorly."

Brad: "Leaving people behind of they can't go on."

Barchar: "Well, he'll either figure it out, or get pepper sprayed enough that he stops trying."

Brad: "Emotional issues, are ones that can't be healed."

Brad: "I'm afraid that if I don't balance both the fact that he's lonely, and getting too attached, that he'll eventually just slow us down."

Brad: "...Hence why I don't really stop him in his attempts."

Barchar: "Fair enough."

Brad: -He holds that spot near his ear again.-

Barchar: (Breb what's your battle.net)

Brad: "As much as I hate to admit it, he's kinda... Nice to be around. Sure, annoying at times, but... When he fights, he's good. And when he sits down, just to talk? He's... Not a bad guy."

Brad: -He lets go.-

: ((Hang on))

Barchar: she nods

: ((Gotta go to my computer))

Barchar: (Would you be Dreemurr#11793?)

: ((Yeah))

: ((You gonna play tonight?))

Barchar: (Prolly)

: ((do you play Quick play or Comp))

: ((Or can you not play comp yet))

Barchar: (Can't do comp)

: ((K))

Barchar: (And I'll proly stay on quick play anyway, eh)

: ((I don't personally care. Although I'll fuck around a bit more on quick play))

Barchar: (Yeah, I like fucking around)

Barchar: (Why the thing with TF2 kinda pissed me off)

: ((Yeah))

Brad: "...I should go. He's being overwhelmed.@

Fanta: is still looking for the smol

Brad: "I'll be back."

Colton: the smol is in the house

Colton: still holding his knife

Brad: -He leaves.-

Hywel: "...Why are you holding that?"

Colton: "Hoooorse."

Hywel: "...Stay in here, alright?"

Colton: "[i]it is in here[/i]"