Fellby: ((papyrus: *farts*
: http://prntscr.com/cffbzh
Schyroton: ((batter: DETERMINATION
Fellby: ((me: oh hey sugar has a problem!
Jäger Leyline: thats uhh....
Fellby: "Unfortunate?"
Jäger Leyline: thats because your a ghost I guess?
Asmodeus : "I can show you. Seriously isn't anything, just fur."
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Jäger Leyline: NO!
Fellby: "Please don't!"
Jäger Leyline: I mean no....its alright I believe you
Asmodeus : "Geez, I wouldn't just do it here, I meant in private."
: http://prntscr.com/cffd4v
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Schyroton: ((...speaking of sugar i just realized that gaston sugar would probably try to get to schyros sugar stash somehow. the thing is schyro has it hidden in one specific place that takes work to get to
: bloolooboyle [Valkyrie] is now bloolooboyle [].
Jäger Leyline: we are okay kid. We believe you
H: H is probably trying not to fucking cry in her house
Fellby: ((he finds sugar like
: (( All Gatorades taste the exact fucking same to me
Fellby: ((stuck in fifty of his traps
Asmodeus : "Okat, sorry."
Jäger Leyline: Look there are things you really shoudlnt be concerned about at your age
[L]: [color=red]She's making a scale replica of a giant wooden nutcracker she got from someone's memories.[/color]
Schyroton: (("ggreat job. reallly. you ddddid wonderfufully. look, if you wwant some, gget me to play a shiiitton of skeeball. i'll give thhhhe fifteen to twtwenty bags of cotton canndy to you. stip tttrying to steal my shiit."
Jäger Leyline: this is one of them
Avanne: -Likely theirs.-
Jäger Leyline: and I shouldnt be reminding you of it
Fellby: "Look..." He rubs his face. "Adults can get into serious trouble doing sex things with kids."
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Asmodeus : "Yeah?"
Jäger Leyline: yes
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: "Yep."
: Frisky "hah" Whiskington's connection timed out.
: "You 18?"
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Asmodeus : "Well, I'm sorry, then."
: ((Rosalie Motherfucker is RPing breastfeeding
: ((Jesus christ this person is cringe as hell
: (( Fucking hell
Fanta: ((Are you fucking
Jäger Leyline: like I said dont worry about it
Fanta: ((What
Fanta: ((Why
: (( Their fucking nick too
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E: The fuck
Fanta: ((Hahagettit
Fanta: ((Shesaidaswearandswearwordsarefunny
: ((Theres only room for one ofna-hugger in this town
: ((Why does all the good shit happen when I'm on iPad
Schyroton: ((ive been thinking about cautale 2.0 a bunch and i still find it funny that the neutral good person who has killed the second least(albeit this is tied) out of anyone i roleplay is flowey
: ((I'm still sad that I couldn't land that wonderful Miyu Chara spot
E: Is there still some open CaUtale 2 spots
: ((But Alphiyu is great too
Fellby: groans a little.
Fanta: ((Shoe frisk would have been so much fun
Fanta: ((But I can do papyrus
Asmodeus : "Did I put you in a bad news?"
: Mood*
: I
Fellby: "Not really..."
Jäger Leyline: right now worry about picking to objects,taking pictures, and having fun
: I actually typed out news there))
Schyroton: ((schyro would not work too well as frisk, so
Schyroton: ((gg breb
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E: Brb
Asmodeus : "But there are important things that happen, and I also want to make others happy."
: (( Laharl are you using google translate
Jäger Leyline: ((I always read gg as good game, never as good god
Asmodeus : "Life isn't just being happy all the time, doing things you like."
: ((I think they meant gg))
: ((As in good game))
: ((Right))
Schyroton: ((i meant gg as gg
: (([i]right[/i]))
: ((Yes.
Schyroton: ((as an expression of 'congration you done it'
Jäger Leyline: ((just literally gg not as a ancyrom
: ((Gug))
Schyroton: ((yeah
: ((Do I look like I own a russian keyboard
Fanta: ((Well
: ((Mei is Bæ
: (( Senigrade using fucking italics OOC
Jäger Leyline: (Я
: ((Shit I need to buy a russian keyboard to go with my blue purple-hearted sweater
Schyroton: ((да
Fellby: ((HET
Jäger Leyline: ((Нет
: ((ßread))
: (( I feel like these fucking screws and pins on this trainer will fly out any minute
Schyroton: ((thatd be ssread
Jäger Leyline: (Сроц
: ((Yep))
: (( all the cool kid do use [i] Italics [/i]
: ((Jesus Christ autocorrect
Fanta: ((You may be cooler than me
Jäger Leyline: (ㅍ치쳐허몽
Fanta: ((But do you have [i]crippling depression?[/i]
Fellby: ((YEAH!
Schyroton: ((yes
Miyu: YEAH!
Jäger Leyline: (nope
: maybe
: Šøçīåłłÿ Īñėpt ßręäd
: ((What does that men))
: Mean*
: High Feast Laharl [] is now High Feast Laharl [Manic].
Schyroton: ((はい、デップレッスンがあります。
: Yes
: Swood's connection timed out.
Jäger Leyline: (look its Manic the Hedgehog
Schyroton: ((*sonia voice* manic, cut that out
: ((It's my OC BLONIC))
Fanta: ((Where's that damn fourth chaos emerald
: Not only do I have crippling depression, I have paralyzing-from-the-neck-down depression
: ((Oh shit boys))
Schyroton: ((same frisky
Jäger Leyline: ((who actually knows of sonic underground apart from mv?
: ((The sombra counter is a little less than a percent higher from 12 hours ago))
Schyroton: ((you
: ((I did))
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Manic: ((So as you all know
: ((It... It wasn't bad?))
: >did
: Sadboy B
Manic: ((I go by Entropy on a lot of sights
Manic: sites*
Schyroton: ((yeah
: ((I do*
Fellby: ((i'm just remembering joel's shadow the hedgehog stream
: ((Because Entropy was a Sonic OC
Jäger Leyline: ((no it waz horrible bread
Fellby: ((where he fucking took the piss out of sonic underground
Schyroton: ((*born
: ((It wasn't that bad. Could have easily been much worse))
: ((Like))
Manic: ((Entropy comes from Manic's Blinding Light
Fellby: ((the triplets borb
: ((The abomination of the legend of Zelda cartoons))
: ((Fuck sake))
Schyroton: ((i love sonic underground because its charmingly shitty
Manic: ((A pokemon Nuzlocke featuring the main character, Vile
: (( My username is pretty fucking edgy, it's a metaphor for 'blood and darkness rains upon my enemies who will die in record time'
Jäger Leyline: ((those were better
Fanta: ((I remember getting shadow the hedgehog
: ((No))
Fanta: ((When I was but a lad
Manic: ((Who is a diety, the phenominal concept of pure Entropy, come to tear Unova's heirarchy down
: ((Those were the opposite of better))
Fanta: ((And my parents heard the damn
Jäger Leyline: ((plus sonic had a good cartoon, SatAM
Schyroton: ((both were equally charmingly shit
Manic: ((Manic also runs other nuzlockes, the main character is named Manic
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Fanta: ((And banned me from e10 games
Manic: ((Really, good stories
Schyroton: ((hm
: ((The Mario cartoons were actually not bad))
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Fanta: ((My phone is at 4%
: (( I had a switchblade comb as a young lad
Schyroton: ((i like things that are so bad theyre good
: (( Nearly got suspended from school for using it
: ((I have a switchblade right now
Jäger Leyline: ((moat of the nintendo stuff was so bad they arw good
: ((It's red
: ((But the Mario cartoons weren't bad, but weren't good))
: ((The color
: ((Not the fucking
: ((They were mediocre))
: ((Fuck
: ((Not the blade
: ((And that kinda ruins the irony "so bad it's good" thing))
Fanta: ((Bread
: (( I googled 'how to open a butterfly knife' and like 90% of the videos are 10-30 minutes long
Fanta: ((That just makes it more ironic
Schyroton: ((^
: ((Wait fuck))
: ((No, the show isn't bad, but it's not good))
: ((You've seen badrats, right? That game?))
Fellby: looks at his phone for a moment.
Fanta: ((Yes
: ((Well have you seen the sequel, that wasn't actually bad))
Fanta: ((Yup
: ((Did not do nearly as well as the original))
Schyroton: sent Fellby the sonic underground theme song lyrics, followed by a [shit that was for someone else]
Fanta: ((Irony science
Fellby: [you misspelled 'born' as 'borb']
: (( I keep trying to flip this open
Fellby: [that just makes it funnier]
: (( One of the handles hits my fingers really fucking hard
Schyroton: [gdi]
: (( how2 not do this
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Jäger Leyline: wonder where BC is
Fellby: "Dunno. She probably really likes her alone time, you know?"
Asmodeus : -He shrugs.-
Fellby: "With her being omnicient..."
Jäger Leyline: I know I would
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Schyroton: [...i need to actually give you a name in my phone so i dont keep messing up you and mettatons numbers]
Fellby: [why are you sending your fiance shitposts]
Fellby: [is that the way to his heart]
Schyroton: [he sends me shitposts back
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Schyroton: [its a sort of... theres a song title for this]
Schyroton: [mecto amore]
Fellby: [is this how robots fall in love]
Fellby: [through shitposts]
Schyroton: [yes]
Schyroton: [at least mettatons do]
Fellby: [huh]
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Schyroton: [im mostly kidding but sending shitposts is always a fun time]
Fellby: [huh, okay]
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Schyroton: [anyway sorry about that]
Jäger Leyline: that Scyhro? tell him I said Hi
Schyroton: [also i renamed you in my phone to fellby nye the fire guy. are there any objections to this]
Fellby: [jager says hi]
Fellby: [and that's fine]
Schyroton: [i say hi back, and cool]
Fellby: "He says hi back."
Schyroton: names everyone a different shitpost. Glamor, fittingly, is 'Death By'.
Jäger Leyline: sweet
Manic: Shit my mouth is going numb
Manic: I fucking hate these meds
Jäger Leyline: lays down
Asmodeus : "Tell Schyro that he's really swell. Just want to give them a little reminder to think we'll of them self."
Schyroton: ((i can relate
: Well-8
: Well*
Fellby: [asmo says you're really swell]
Schyroton: [!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
Schyroton: [tell him i return the compliment]
E: >'Excuse me, miss?"
E: You fucking what
Fellby: "He returns the compliment!"
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Jäger Leyline: rests his head on fellbys lap
Jäger Leyline: tell him hes a cool cat
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Fellby: [jager says you're a cool cat]
Schyroton: 's day went from good to great, good job!
Asmodeus : -He smiles.-
Schyroton: [tell jager hes the bees knees]
Fellby: "Schyro says you're the bees knees."
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Schyroton: ((jager: its hip to fuck bees
Fanta: ((So I think I may be a little op at bravely default
: "Weren't people crazy about fucking bees, like, ten years ago?"
Fanta: ((Because I beat Salve Maker Qada, also known as that one boss, in 2 turns
Jäger Leyline: heh my knees are robotic
Fellby: ((fucking
Fellby: ((nyarlathotep got turned down by a sentient hamburger
Fanta: ((Rip
Asmodeus : "Little things like that are usually mutual to both parties. We both feel better because of it."
Fellby: ((she's gonna try again
: ((RIP MV; Fucked to death by bees
E: Death! By Snu-Snu!
Schyroton: ((dude i legit fear bees
Fellby: ((she seems okay though
E: Mfw looking up 'how to just do it'
Jäger Leyline: see? totally need to throw him a party
: ((MV grabs javelins and fucking throws them at bees, hitting all of them
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
: ((MV burns them
Fellby: [jager wants to throw you a party]
: ((MV: good riddance
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: (( My mom constantly asks my sister and I when our birthdays are
: ((Flamethrowers work good against insects.
Schyroton: ((SHE BIRTHED YOU
: (( "What year again?" "2000, it's the easiest fucking year to remember"
: ((Just a suggestion
Schyroton: [why]
E: brb
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Fellby: [because he thinks you need a self-esteem boost]
Fellby: [or something like that]
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Manic: [i could use a self-esteem boost too]
E: nvm
: High Feast Laharl [Manic] is now High Feast Laharl [].
: (( And she calls me a smartass
Fellby: [we were talking about going to the art museum - fuck off merasmus]
Schyroton: [...my self esteem fell into a fuckin chasm buddy i need a shitton of climbing gear]
E: So I'm gonna hold off Lily bc I got another idea
Schyroton: [in all serious though, thats super nice]
: (( Bad idea
E: That---wow
E: Fuck you too /s
: (( I have a bad idea
Jäger Leyline: is just resting his head on fellbys lap, lookin up at him
Fellby: [hey, no problem man]
Jäger Leyline: so is he down?
: ((I love bad ideas, tell me
: (( Not this bad idea
Fellby: "I think so."
E: It's so bad even people who like bad idea will find this an overly bad idea
E: bad ideas*
Schyroton: [an art museum is likely not the best idea. they give me, for lack of a better term, heebie jeebies.]
Fellby: [oh]
: ((Btw before
Barchar: (When did our two ships turn into a foursome. Seriously. Like I'm happy it happened, but just [i]when[/i])
Schyroton: [a science museum would be sick though]
Barchar: (It felt like one moment they were two ships, adn then suddenly foursome)
: (("I dunno what i'll name Rosie's kid, I was originally gonna make it Miyu"
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Fellby: ((ooh hey flame
: ((Fuck off Rosalie Motherfucker
: (( Bruh
E: Wow
Fanta: ((Excuse
E: That's just
Schyroton: ((they became a foursome when they double dated
Fellby: [oh, okay, i'll pass it on to jager]
Fellby: "He says he'd like to go to a science museum.]
Schyroton: [ty]
Jäger Leyline: ((you mean Fegeraraet?)
Barchar: (What the fuck is a Fegeraraet)
Jäger Leyline: ((when muffet started loving BC
Fanta: ((Sounds like a ff summon
Barchar: (that was shortly after, really)
Asmodeus : "Yeah?"
Jäger Leyline: ((FellbyxJagerxCharaxmuffet
Barchar: (oh)
: (( Half of 'fegeraraet' is just Flame RPs with Himself: The Game: The Show
Randy: The anydoor opens. There is just...a metal sphere there, with 'Randy' drawn on it in sharpie.
Barchar: (BarbyJaffet)
: ((So i'm gonna try SCP test
E: How to not be nervous about roleplaying: Be a fucking metal sphere
Jäger Leyline: (Fegeraet*
: "Okay, this."
: "This is just bound to make somebody nervous."
Fellby: "Hello?"
: ((Now thjat most of te importances are here
Barchar: "..."
Jäger Leyline: a science.museum works
Barchar: "Is that one of GLaDOS' things?"
Randy: When Drakon says this it turns into a rectangle with sharp edges.
Schyroton: enters. "Ttalking over text ggot a bit tirii-- what ththe hell.
Barchar: "NEH not a GLaDOS thing."
Fellby: "Hey Schryo."
: Theres a Poster in the corner of the bar
: "This is just too fucking much."
Barchar: patented Barchar 'now she exists again'
: With a capital P cause it's important.
Randy: It then becomes huge.
Asmodeus : "Hello, Schyro."
Asmodeus : -He's smiling.-
: more like
Randy: thicc?
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Schyroton: waves to Asmo, backing up.
Jäger Leyline: hey bud
: "I'm always here" Group patented 'We exist now'
: drakon is thicc
Randy: It remains a huge sharp rectangle.
Fellby: just. Stares at it.
Randy: Okay, not insanely huge, but rather big.
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: she gets closer to Fellby and Jager
Schyroton: ...
Jäger Leyline: hey babe
: "......."
Jäger Leyline: ...what?
Schyroton: slowly moves towards his friends. He feels safer with them than by the door.
: Drakon moves closer to the door.
: Taking one for the team.
Asmodeus : "I assume you got my message, since you returned the compliment."
Randy: The rectangle is still normal.
Schyroton: Ii did.
Schyroton: Ththanks.
: E [E] is now Randy [Randy].
Barchar: "That rectangle is worrying."
Barchar: she looks at the Poster
Asmodeus : "I thank you, as well."
Barchar: i mean. Not that she needs to. Because she's ~MAGIC~
Barchar: but still
Randy: The edges sharpen more.
Randy: Once Barchar says that.
: As you read it.
Barchar: "...I'm going to refrain from talking about that thing."
: Something tears through the bar ceiling.
Smol Asriel: is having a nice time
Smol Asriel: in the bar
Barchar: "HOLY SHIT WHY"
Smol Asriel: wheeled in just then
Randy: kek
Smol Asriel: "..."
Fellby: jumps back, over the back of the couch.
Schyroton: follows suit.
Smol Asriel: "Is this a bad time?"
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: A large claw immediately fascening itself to Smazzy's head, holding it like a giant crane toy.
Jäger Leyline: rolls off
Smol Asriel: "FUCK"
Endling Asriel: -He followed.-
Endling Asriel: "What?"
Randy: It becomes a clock that's 4:00 AM.
Fellby: ((good fucking bye smazzy
: ((Oh we're doing this now
Barchar: "WHAT THE SHIT"
Endling Asriel: "Smazzy!"
: ((OKAY
Smol Asriel: bats at the giant claw desperately
Fellby: peers over the couch. "What in the hell?"
Asmodeus : "Let's go home, now."
: A large, black claw. You see a black feathered bird fly through the bar, flinging Smazzy around like a goddamn toy, before ripping the goat up through the ceiling.
: And away.
Jäger Leyline: ((surpeize motherfuker
Barchar: "..."
: Frisky "hah" Whiskington [] is now Frisky [Frisk].
Barchar: "What the fuck just happened!?"
: Caw Caw Motherfucker
Schyroton: Ii don't know!
Smol Asriel: "Fuckfuckfuckfuck[sub]fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck...[/sub]"
Randy: Well I introduced this at an odd time
Fellby: "... What the heck?"
Endling Asriel: -He just looks up, crying.-
Frisk: She casually walks into the bar
Frisk: ".. What?"
: Theres a tag left on the floor of the bar
: ((F
Smol Asriel: F
Randy: F
Fellby: F
: Like an identification tag, that you put in an animal's neck.
Frisk: F
: F
Schyroton: peers over the couch.
: Uck
Randy: There is now a clock on the floor that is set to 4:00 AM.
: 'SCP-1160'
Barchar: "
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Randy: interesting observation
Barchar: "...The fucking SCP foundation."
Endling Asriel: "..."
: The poster reads.
Jäger Leyline: Ah shit
Barchar: "Goddammit."
Frisk: ".. Oh, that."
Jäger Leyline: we gotta get the kid back
Frisk: "Wonderful."
Asmodeus : "..."
: "Visit the SCP foundation, and volunteer as a volunteer today, interact with new types of pokemon!"
: Theres a SHITTON of fine print under it
Endling Asriel: "W-What..."
Barchar: "..Pokemon SCP foundation. Okay then."
Schyroton: ...
Fellby: "Is that that website with the fucking... dragon or whatever that doesn't die?"
Frisk: "That's weird."
: That basically details they aren't responsible for maiming, murder, death, or being fed to 682 in any way, shape, or form.
Barchar: "It's a lizard."
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: (( I've been exposed to a fatal dose of edge
Randy: It becomes a lizard.
: (( I just happen to be playing with a black knife trainer, and am wearing all black clothes
: (( While listening to Hybrid Theory unironically
CryingEevee OOC: ((so i've been sick and asleep all day))
Randy: Dammit just a sec
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Frisk: ".. Well, now we have motivation for going into a foundation where we could possibly be killed."
Barchar: she looks for a timeline code
: (( Someone cure me of this edge
Randy: Back
Frisk: "I'm up for it."
Fellby: "I guess I'll go."
Schyroton: ...Ii'm coming withhh.
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Barchar: "Fucking foundation."
: It's some random ass string of numbers
Jäger Leyline: me too
CryingEevee OOC: ((what's going on?))
Randy: SCPokemon
: Not every timeline code is something new and innovative
: ((SCPokemon
Randy: Aw man I would join but I don't really have anyone available
Jäger Leyline: Asmo head home
Barchar: inputs the random-ass string of numbers
: >Frisky putting CaU usernames into ship tag on /r/UT
Randy: Except for Syphon which again I really don't want to do
Barchar: (This happened because I was talking about the aether guys)
Barchar: (And said 'Secure Contain Pokemon')
Barchar: (And Laharl was like 'ooooo')
Jäger Leyline: ((I got work though :
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Jäger Leyline: :(
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Randy: The lizard crawls onto a wall.
Schyroton: ...
: It opens up to...
: The Arc Reactor
Randy: Hey, do you think I could put in Randy kek
Frisk: "Oh hey, the Arc Reactor."
Frisk: "Nice."
Frisk: She goes in
Randy: Wait saying Arc Reactor isn't meta?
Fellby: "Welp, here we go."
Schyroton: ...
Jäger Leyline: seems repeative
Schyroton: goes in.
Randy: Depending on whether or not something like Randy could go in, the lizard goes in.
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
CryingEevee OOC: ((welp, i come in just as an arc is starting))
Randy: Rip CE
Endling Asriel: -I don't know if he does, to be honest. Because if this is Pokemon showdown arc or someshit, I can't participate in it.-
Barchar: -it is-
Endling Asriel: -Rip.-
Randy: Rip again
Jäger Leyline: (Gyess jagr cant either
Randy: Rip again
Jäger Leyline: ((oh well I got work anyhow
CryingEevee OOC: ((well then))
Jäger Leyline: ((brb in 40 though
CryingEevee OOC: ((i should think of what a plausible plot could be for a pokken arc. as well as like, if people bring their own characters in, or arc specific characters like in pmd.))
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: (( It's so fucking funny watching Senigrade do RP fighting
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Asmodeus : "...Is everything okay?"
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: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.
: ((Welp I guess the chat be dead now))
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah probably))
CryingEevee OOC: ((that's the arc effect))
Barchar: (Barchar is gone)
Muffet: she isn'tthough, so hey. In comes spoder.
Asmodeus : "Hello, Muffet."
CryingEevee OOC: ((hmm... ok one thing i'm probably gonna do is throw out the story from pokken and pretend that never happened))
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's not important anyway))
Barchar: "Hello, dearie."
CryingEevee OOC: ((gg flame))
Muffet: oops
: "Hey, Muffet."
Randy: I really should not have introduced Randy when SCPokemon happened
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Master Baker Muffet The Succubus [Muffet].
Randy: Now I have to try to do SCPokemon with a lizard
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Asmodeus : "I haven't really met you formally yet."
Muffet: "well. My name is Muffet."
Muffet: "You knew that, clearly."
Asmodeus : "I knew cause Fellby is your soon-to-be husband."
Muffet: "Indeed."
Asmodeus : "Comgratulations, by the way."
Muffet: "Thank you."
Muffet: "The 20th, for the record. Or the 19th. We're bouncing back and forth a bit."
Asmodeus : -He goes over to them. If they took a seat, anyways.-
Muffet: she did
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Asmodeus : "Wait, I have met you."
Asmodeus : "You were the demon."
Muffet: "Yes."
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Asmodeus : -He lightly puts a hand on their arm.-
Muffet: she looks down at him
Asmodeus : "...I should probably ask."
: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] is now Shadow [Shadow].
Muffet: "Dearie.
Shadow: *look who wakes up*
Muffet: "If I had a problem with people touching me, do you really think I'd be in my line of work?"
Asmodeus : "Prostitution, correct? No, but they pay you.
Muffet: she shrugs with her five free hands. "Still."
: "..."
Shadow: ((yo, those guys in the bar?
: Drakon nods.
: (( I assume
Asmodeus : -Would a spider arm just feel like a normal arm.-
Muffet: yes
Asmodeus : -Yep.-
Muffet: yes to both
Shadow: hi.
Asmodeus : "Kinda just feels like skin."
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Muffet: "Yes."
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Muffet: "Exoskeletons aren't particularly sexy."
Shadow: ...
Asmodeus : "Sexy. I assume that's a term for sexually pleasing?"
Asmodeus : "Also, hello."
Muffet: "Yes."
: ((No joke))
: ((I don't notice his text))
Muffet: (I don't blame you)
: ((It's dark gray on a black background))
Muffet: (Sometimes my brain just doesn't register Shadow)
Randy: He is truly a shadow
Shadow: ((well i don't know what else to set it as. i mean, he's pure black so. unless i made it red like his eyes
: ((I say the ellipsis and scrolled up to see a hi I didn't notice))
: Saw*
Muffet: (I mean)
Muffet: (Having his color like that kinda fits him tbh)
Asmodeus : -He leans on Muffet.-
Shadow: ((immersive text color
Muffet: she allows him to
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Asmodeus : "Everyone suddenly left and got busy."
Asmodeus : "Kinda left alone."
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Muffet: she shrugs, using another arm to hold Asmodeus to her. "Ithappens sometimes."
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Asmodeus : "...What's it like to have six arms?"
Muffet: "I used to do it too. But I stopped listening when that damn door beeped."
Asmodeus : -Completely off topic, gj.-
Muffet: "..."
Muffet: "I don't know."
Muffet: "What's it like to have two arms?"
Smol Asriel: currently having a great time
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Asmodeus : "I'd need something to compare it to."
Muffet: "Yes."
Muffet: "Exactly."
Shadow: *tfw character wouldn't really just butt into a conversation so he has to wait for either the conversation to be over or be invited into it*
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Barchar: the perks of having areally nosy character
Asmodeus : -He takes a fake breath.-
Asmodeus : "Well, I can't just have sex arms."
: Six*
Shadow: ((sex arms
Muffet: UHM
: SIX*
Shadow: ((hail satan
Muffet: "Yes. Well. That's my point."
Muffet: (Six SIX SIX GODDAMMIT -Bread)
Asmodeus : "Six must be better, though."
Muffet: "They are useful."
Asmodeus : "Like how?"
Muffet: "well."
Muffet: "First of all, they make a lot of my motions all...floaty and sensual." she showed off a bit. "Second of all, cooking is really easy."
: ((Muffet: "Well. I've had the ability to serve nine different customers at the same time. Ten, actually."))
Asmodeus : "Mmhm."
: He looks at Shadow.
: "Wait, who the fuck are you?"
Shadow: shadow.
Asmodeus : -He kinda further the lean into Muffet, turning to where he's leaning back onto her.-
: "..."
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Asmodeus : "Well, I can tell that having six arms would be so much easier for utility."
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Shadow: ...
Asmodeus : "And for your occupation too, I assume."
Muffet: "It's certainly useful for that."
Asmodeus : "It would make stuff for my hobby easier too."
Muffet: "Exoskeletons are not sexy. Six arms are."
Asmodeus : "I'm sure that some people find exoskeletons sexy."
Muffet: "Well, those people didn't..."
Muffet: "Design me?"
Muffet: "I'm not actually sure if I was manufactured or born."
Asmodeus : -He shrugs.-
Asmodeus : "Is this allowed? Talking about this stuff with me?"
Asmodeus : "Cause Jager and Fellby said you could get in major trouble, and I wouldn't want you to."
Muffet: "..."
Muffet: "Well. Like I said. Any damage that could be done has been."
Asmodeus : "No, but they just meant if you did any adult stuff around or with a minor."
Asmodeus : "I don't know if this counts."
Muffet: "Oh. Well, I won't DO it."
Muffet: "Talking about it is fine."
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: "Are there any other freaky things that you do with those arms?"
Asmodeus : "Well, I'm trying to develop... A mind? I want to see if it's possible to... Age, per se, which would mean I go through stuff people normally go through near this age."
Asmodeus : "Guess being prepared for it would be better."
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Muffet: "That's not a bad way to look at it."
Muffet: "And yes, Drakon."
Muffet: "Yes."
Asmodeus : "Can you explain to me what that is like?"
Muffet: "What, exactly?"
Asmodeus : "The weird emotion and development, puberty, right?"
Asmodeus : "Cause, I think that if I learn and know about it, and how to deal with it, it'll be better for me and literally everyone else."
Muffet: "..."
Muffet: "I didn't go through puberty."
Shadow: ((BRB
Muffet: "A succubus that isn't of age isn't much use."
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: "I was supposed to go through puberty, but puberty went through me."
Asmodeus : "Well that is something that makes explaining it difficult."
: "It was still really fucking awkward."
Muffet: (And it wasn't even awkward, because I made it hapen instantly)
Jäger Leyline: enters
: (( lmao
Muffet: "Leyline. Asmodeus wants to know what puberty is like."
Muffet: (You go with jokes, I go with rhett and link)
: (( No, it was a rhett and link reference
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Muffet: (Oh)
Muffet: (Well, then)
Muffet: (I got it!)
Jäger Leyline: it sucka because your body is flowing with hormones telling to do sonething even though you sont know what and you start to look at others in different ways. It can make you tempermental and anxious
Muffet: (Rhett and link make good music)
Shadow: ((return of eevee
Shadow: ...
Asmodeus : "Would I be bad if I tried tonight to trigger that? Ago try and... Cobble together an aging system for myself? I haven't really tried any of this is the past, but I figure if I have memories, thoughts, and feelings, I have to have some sort of brain, right?"
: "I think the whole 'The Puberty Update' DLC was just Valve trying to turn us into sex machines."
Asmodeus : "In theory, I can slowly age myself, like a normal person."
: "You should try it."
Muffet: "It was the best DLC."
: "I didn't have the external dick attachment, so half of the DLC didn't work at all.
Jäger Leyline: its your choice Asmo
Jäger Leyline: just dont be in a rush to grow uo
Jäger Leyline: up*
Asmodeus : "...I don't know. I don't know what to choose. And... I guess I may be in a rush. I guess I've just been. Tired of being a kid for so long. Sorry."
Asmodeus : "Ill avoid being in a rush."
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Shadow: ...i don't think i'm really someone to talk about this but... i don't think you should be in a rush to change yourself.
: (( 2 guys 600 pillows was pretty cool back when it was new
Asmodeus : "I dunno... I'm trying to to be, but there seems to be some sort of lust for change, for I have been in this state for... At least fifty years. I... I guess I'm striving for change."
: [s]one guy one jar was better[/s]
Muffet: "That's fair."
Muffet: "I certainly get it."
Muffet: "Being the same thing forever isn't all it's cracked up to be."
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01TL9bUWr6I
Asmodeus : -He sighs. Seemingly conflicted.-
Jäger Leyline: those 50 yrears you really were with others thoufh
Jäger Leyline: part of growing up is being with others
Jäger Leyline: witgiut
Asmodeus : "...I don't know what to do."
Shadow: ...
Jäger Leyline: without that you become less of a person
Jäger Leyline: more of an animal
Jäger Leyline: just find a natural pace for it
Asmodeus : "...I'm not an animal. And I'll try."
Asmodeus : -He still seems really conflicted.-
Jäger Leyline: I didnt mean it like that
Fanta: returns home triumphantly, in her business clothes
Hywel: "Howdy."
Jäger Leyline: just d
Jäger Leyline: dontcworry too much
Jäger Leyline: .....theres one thing of concern though
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Fanta: "Howdy"
Shadow: ((hmm... an issue with pokken is it doesn't reveal a lot of stuff about the ferrum region so i'll probably have to make a lot of stuff up
Randy: Isn't Ferrum Iron in latin
Shadow: ((i think something along those lines, yeah
Randy: Hooray
Jäger Leyline: wish fellby was here
Shadow: ((that's why the super tournament you get post game is the iron league
Shadow: ((hmm...
Shadow: ((plotting begins
: MV just acquired a steelix
: Through a random pokemon generator
Shadow: ((gg
Jäger Leyline: picks up the sleeping Asmo and heads home
Jäger Leyline: enters hey Fanta
Jäger Leyline: youre well dressed
Fanta: "I got a job"
Jäger Leyline: oh?
Fanta: "Some place called the Shark Punching Center"
Fanta: "You punch sharks and get paid"
Jäger Leyline: ...what?
Shadow: ((a big decision is still: will you play existing characters you already play, or new characters. i guess a requirement is "has pokemon"
Jäger Leyline: that has to be in another dimension
Fanta: "It is"
Fanta: "But I get 1000 a day so it doesn't matter"
Jäger Leyline: okau
Fanta: has a box
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Jäger Leyline: are these live shjarks
Jäger Leyline: whats the box?
Jäger Leyline: ((WHATS IN THE BOX?
Jäger Leyline: (Fanta: ur wifes head
Jäger Leyline: (jager: but Im not married
Jäger Leyline: (fatna: o shit
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Fanta: "Yes, live sharks, until you punch them"
Fanta: "This is a present for Colton"
Jäger Leyline: youre going to beat sharks tp death? In the water?
Jäger Leyline: thats rather dangerous and stupud
Shadow: ((*you earned a new title:"invincible"!*
Fanta: "It's very safe"
Shadow: ((but i already have invincible myth... or whatever that was called
Jäger Leyline: how?
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Jäger Leyline: with knockers like yours can cant be that fast in the water
Fanta: "Shush"
Fanta: "They're restrained first"
Jäger Leyline: at firat?
Shadow: ((you know what i don't understand? HOW COME THERE'S 100 PEOPLE IN THE HIDDEN LEAGUE ONLY AVAILABLE TO CHAMPIONS!?
Jäger Leyline: then what? they break out and rip you to shreds?
Fanta: "Then you punch them"
Fanta: "And then I get money"
Jäger Leyline: except that youll be deas
Jäger Leyline: dead*
Jäger Leyline: this is dumb and Hywel would agree
Muffet: (GDI SLARV)
Fanta: "It's fine"
Fanta: ((Yes the SPC
Shadow: ((pokken is SO hard to play with any lag it's not even funny
Shadow: ((but i guess that's fighting games in general
Jäger Leyline: Fanta I just handed over a large sum of cash to you guys
Fanta: "I know"
Fanta: "But this is a reliable source of income"
Jäger Leyline: you dont need this job
Fanta: "It's fine"
Jäger Leyline: 5 million will last you 3 decades Fanta
Jäger Leyline: you have plenty of time to find a begter job
Fanta: "You're making this a bigger deal than it actually is"
Colton: he shows up. "...Did I hear something about sharks?"
Jäger Leyline: youre putting your life ob the line for income you dont need
Fanta: has a box
Fanta: "Hi Colton"
: [maybe she wants to punch sharks]
: [i had a roommate names john doe that punched sharks a lot]
: [looked fun]
Colton: he notices the box, though he doesn't really bring attention to it. The sharks are too interesting. "Seriously, thougj, sharks?"
Muffet: (Jane doe*)
Muffet: (Soldier's first name is Jane)
Muffet: (Or his alias. Possibly)
Fanta: "Yup"
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Muffet: (He would be the kind to accidentally use the girl version without knowing)
Colton: "What aobout sharks?"
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Shadow: ((oh no a japanese player. i'm screwed
Frisk: ((So, PMD is tomorrow
Fellby: is teleported home.
Muffet: she's there. "...Cheri? when did you get here?"
Frisk: ((Welcome to Davy Jone's Locker idiots
Jäger Leyline: she put her life at risk by punching sharks for mobey
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Jäger Leyline: money*
Colton: "Oh."
Colton: "That's really cool."
Fellby: "... Just now."
Ant: (( Ayy ))
Muffet: "...Okay then."
Randy: Hi Ant
Jäger Leyline: so youre fine with her dying kid?
Fanta: "Yeah, it's fun"
Fanta: "Jager shut up"
Barchar: she appears in the bar. Not like usual, an actual teleportation effect
Fellby: "I wanna go to bed."
Colton: "No?"
Ant: walks in
Colton: "But she's not dead."
Colton: "She's alive."
Colton: "and she punched sharks with money."
Jäger Leyline: not yet ahe hasnt
Frisk: ((Sage finally warms up to Dewt, then after like ten chapters he fucking slaps him
Ant: walks out of the bar
: Ant [Ant] is now Vulard The Lord Of Vultures [Vulard].
Muffet: (I like how Sage started liking Dewt for one chapter)
Vulard: walks in
Muffet: (And then just suddenly realized that, no, he fucking hates Dewt)
Fellby: goes to bed.
Jäger Leyline: Fanta your not even that much of a fighter
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Fanta: "Anyway, just on break to give this to you Colton"
Frisk: ((Sage: Fuck you
Vulard: sits down on the couch
Frisk: ((Nobody will stop hating Dewt
Colton: "Oh?"
Frisk: ((NOBODY
Shadow: ((HATE
Muffet: (Sage is finally warming up to the tem a bit though. Even if he's mostly just freaked the fuck out about the situation)
Frisk: ((That's good
Fanta: presents a box
Jäger Leyline: rolls his eyes
Shadow: ((let's just ban japanese players from online play with people outside of japan. because for some reason japanese players are always the best in like, everything
Colton: he takes the box
Fanta: iss g8tar
Frisk: ((Chapter 16 will be filled with shark kickin and sea-sickness and iceburgs
Frisk: ((Don't end up like the Titanic
Colton: he smiles. "Awesome!
Colton: he refrains from mentioning that Hywel already bought one, and some other shit that he was just never presented with
: Vulard The Lord Of Vultures [Vulard] is now Alki [Alki].
Cobalt: "test"
Alki: ((k cool it workds))
Fanta: smiles back
Colton: he plucks it a bit. It's not that great, though it's actually kind of melodic.
Alki: runs into the door frame before walking in. They seem to be distracted.
Jäger Leyline: texts BC [wanna visit tonight?]
: "The fuck?"
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: [Sure]
Fanta: "I gotta go, seeya in a bit Colton"
Fanta: rubs his head
: Master Baker Muffet The Succubus [Muffet] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].
Colton: "Seeya, mom!"
Colton: "Punch those sharks good."
: (( I'm Rick Harrison
: Shadow [Shadow] is now CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC].
CryingEevee OOC: ((i can't rp right now. there's salt all over my keyboard))
Fanta: "I will"
Fanta: heads out
: (( why
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Jäger Leyline: [head over whenever
Alki: sits at the counter
CryingEevee OOC: ((because i played a fighting game))
: (( <3
: Salty Parasoul?
Jäger Leyline: I thought you disliked the crazy colt
: (( I've been flipping this thing nonstop
Colton: "I mean, yeah."
Colton: "But punching sharks is cool."
Colton: "Trying to kill me isn't."
Colton: "Or talking to people that aren't there."
Barchar: (So, Laharl, how is the plotting going for Ca2tale)
Jäger Leyline: iit wont be cool if she dies kid
Colton: "She probably won't die. have to imagine that job has be, like..."
Colton: "Made to be super safe."
Colton: "Besides, like, all the jobs are dangeorus."
Jäger Leyline: she said they are only restrained at first which implies they are let loose
Jäger Leyline: so she is literally fighting a shark
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: Correction
: Fanta is handing out supplies so that Jasper and Frisk can punch sharks
: And Flame, Ca2tale is pretty much set now
Barchar: coolio
: We can start anytime you, me, Chime, MV and CE are on at the same time
: For the Ruins
Barchar: Well, shit, maybe we can give it a go tonight
Jäger Leyline: (((thats not what Fanta said thougb
CryingEevee OOC: ((maybe))
Barchar: Because we are all here
: MAybe if Chime feels like it after their visit to the SPC
Frisk: ((Damn, Tri's gone
Barchar: Tri isn't part of this i don't think
Frisk: ((I know
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think frisky wants to talk to tri about something))
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Frisk: ((Just wanted to make a joke
Barchar: (Ah okay)
Frisk: ((No I don't
CryingEevee OOC: ((what was funy jok?))
Frisk: ((I just felt like making a joke but he's not here
Frisk: ((It was a fucking stupid Illuminati joke
Schyroton: ((its something super secret so dont tri asking
Frisk: ((I'm being serious it's nothing secret
Barchar: (Illuminatri)
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Schyroton: ((i know i just wanted to make a shitty pun
Frisk: ((Okay then
Colton: he walks into his room, fiddling with the guita
Jäger Leyline: rolls his eyes and puts Asmo to bed
Jäger Leyline: waits for BC
CryingEevee OOC: ((wait question. cautale 2 frisk:aka succuffet. will they be kid? because last time our frisk was very kid like anyway))
Barchar: she shows up
Muffrisk: well
: ((Up to Flame
Jäger Leyline: hey babe
Muffrisk: she was never a kid, being a succubus and all
Muffet: so, I think she'll actually be an adult
CryingEevee OOC: ((remember, merasmus. we don't need to follow normal rules))
Muffrisk: positive: she's real short anyway
CryingEevee OOC: ((merasmus DID [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meDqJqoq7K0]fuck everything[/url] up so))
Alki: (( So what are the current active story arcs rn? ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i forgot about that replacment))
Muffrisk: True. But also. A child being a succubus is just weird and kind of uncomfortable, so
Jäger Leyline: need somewhere to rest my head. Can you provide?
Muffrisk: she is adult
Muffrisk: just short
Barchar: "Sure." she sits down on the couch
: ((Well
: ((Currently
: ((Slarc, PMD, and SCP
: ((Are arcs
: ((They have no big relation to the main RPs
Jäger Leyline: lies on her
: ((So you can ignore them and be fine
Jäger Leyline: you find Smazzy?
Barchar: "Nah."
: ((Theres Gaston Exploration
Alki: (( k but cautale 2 what is that? ))
: ((From Chime
Barchar: "We're D-class now."
: ((We basically throw CaU chars into positions for UT chars
CryingEevee OOC: ((cautale 1 was discontinued))
Jäger Leyline: whats that mean?
Barchar: (We had a CaUtale 1 but we stopped it halfway through waterfall)
Fanta: ((Slarc is suspended until ZE is finished
CryingEevee OOC: ((because our lead left))
Barchar: (So now we're on Ca2tale)
Schyroton: went home and swapped his leg out.
Alki: (( Has ca2tale not started yet? ))
Barchar: she shrugs. "Don't really know the extent."
CryingEevee OOC: ((not yeat, no))
Barchar: (Nope)
Barchar: (It might tonight depending on how chime feels)
Alki: (( And is there a limited number of people that can be part of it? ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((do we have any side chars left?))
Barchar: (Grillby might still be free?)
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh yeah, grillby is free))
Barchar: (We could always go for some of the enemies, too)
CryingEevee OOC: ((ice wolf, heats flamesman))
Barchar: (Jerry, Snowdrake, Tsundereplane)
CryingEevee OOC: ((chilldrake))
Barchar: (Just some of the more memorable ones)
Jäger Leyline: kisses her legs
Alki: (( can johnny 5 be jerry? ))
Alki: (( jerry 5 ))
Jäger Leyline: dang
CryingEevee OOC: ((gyftrot))
Alki: (( "no ditch-assemble" ))
Barchar: (Ooh, Glyde)
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh yeah glyde))
CryingEevee OOC: ((so sorry))
Barchar: (okay, fuck it we need Jerry 5 just for that pun)
Jäger Leyline: tried to follow but got denied entrance
Barchar: "Yeah, thjey kinda went into high alert when they knew we knew."
CryingEevee OOC: ((most of the time they still have the character's name (like muffrisk is still named muffet) but maybe because jerry, it will be jerry 5))
CryingEevee OOC: ((if you replace jerry, you're just as bad as him))
Alki: (( there are like a billion terrible johnny 5s that need work. This is the only job anyone would hire them for ))
Alki: (( At first I thought Ant could be grillby and serve only milk but now I really just wanna do jerry5 ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i put it in the txt))
CryingEevee OOC: ((jerry 5 alive))
Jäger Leyline: (brb in 40
Barchar: (So, wait, why did DD leave?)
CryingEevee OOC: ((he had problems with some rpers iirc))
Barchar: (Hm)
CryingEevee OOC: ((he never specified who though))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((is chime even here? paging doctor chimeranyx.))
Fellby: ((i'm here
Barchar: (Laharl, you are needed in the SPC)
Fellby: ((just juggling arc reactor and talking to a friend
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Alki: (( slow night ))
: (( succ ))
Barchar: (eg)
Barchar: (eh*)
: (( E x H
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Alki: ((gtg))
: (( bai
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Schywey: ((Hhhowdy!
: High Feast Laharl [] is now High Feast Laharl [Miyuphis].
Muffrisk: ("The fuck is this shit")
: Schyroton [Schyroton] is now Schywey [Schywey].
Miyuphis: (("O-Oh oh jeez, oh dear, oh shit o-oh shit, u-u-uh...this letter is p-pretty closed."
Miyuphis: ((I-I better get S-Shoe to open it, yeah.
Frisk: (("'Eyyyy, buddy! Nice to seeya, nice to meetcha, would you mind shaking my hand?"))
Muffrisk: ("Bitch I could do that with my tail")
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: Fanta [Fanta] is now Shoerus [Shoerus].
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: Frisky [Frisk] is now Frisky [Comic Hoopa].
Shoerus: (("Sup bitches"
: Fellby [Fellby] is now Chara!Gaster [Charaster].
Charaster: ((:)
Comic Hoopa: ((It would be hilarious if Hoopa actually fucking three the real CaUtale 2 Sans away and took his position
: High Feast Laharl [Miyuphis] is now High Feast Laharl [Laharlgore].
Muffrisk: (...Yes.)
Comic Hoopa: ((threw*
Laharlgore: ((I'm convinced Shoe and Hoopa have hypnotized eachother
Laharlgore: ((Into thinking they're brothers
Laharlgore: ((Cause they both had the same idea at the same time
Muffrisk: (...Why would they do that)
Muffrisk: (That's dumb)
Muffrisk: (I like it)
Schywey: (("Yyou must be nenew around here, hhuh? Well, allllllllow me to shshow you thhe basics."
Comic Hoopa: ((Hoopa just goes along with it.
Muffrisk: (They are both purple, slightly dickish chaos gods)
Muffrisk: (Well. Shoe is a death god i think.)
Laharlgore: (("Succubus?"
Laharlgore: (("Damn, it's been like...years since I saw one of you"
Muffrisk: (But he might as well be a chaos god most of the time)
Muffrisk: ("You're no sight for sore eyes, dearie.")
Barchar: (Muffrisk is kind of a bitch to everything she isn't currently seducparing)
Laharlgore: (("Neat, I was kinda expecting a...different kind of demon for an heir to the throne, but I guess you'll do, lets fight to the death now so I can go back to my hell."
Comic Hoopa: ((I feel like Shoe is the one hypnotized and Hoopa has to deal with this shit
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Barchar: (Hoopa: "Why did I do this")
Laharlgore: ((Shoe thinks the same thing, in reality neither of them are hypnotized
Barchar: (Hoopa: "This was the WORST idea)
Annoying Box: ((bark bark
Comic Hoopa: ((Shoe: Brother! Hoopa: Uh, mm, yeah! Nice to meetcha, buddy! Love ya!
Barchar: bk ("Oh. Muffet. I've...heard a lot about you.")
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Shoerus: (("Bork"
Schywey: ((burger king
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Charaster: ((fuck i forgot fellblook's bind
Barkid: (Why did the command not work)
Barchar: (is it fb)
Schywey: ((rip
Annoying Box: ((boof
Barchar: (Fellblook: "WOW CAN WE DATE")
Muffrisk: ("You are very forward. I like that.")
Variel: (("the underground can be a dangerous place. so you need to know how to not die."
Fellblook: (("i usually come to the ruins for some... uh... alone time"
: High Feast Laharl [Laharlgore] is now High Feast Laharl [Runnalgamate].
Fellblook: (('but today i met someone FUCKING HOT!"
Muffrisk: ()"You fap here?")
Runnalgamate: (("SuP! WeLc0Me to my laaab!"
Fellblook: (("..."
Schywey: ((*gagging noises faintly in the distance*
Runnalgamate: (("H00000ws the doc?"
Fellblook: (("yes"
Shoerus: ((Is barkid's command bk
Runnalgamate: (("All0y's dyin to meetcha!"
Barchar: (yes)
Fellblook: (("it's not my proudest achievement"
CryingEevee OOC: ((BK. burger king))
: High Feast Laharl [Runnalgamate] is now High Feast Laharl [Alphiyu].
Shoerus: ((I'm lovin it
Alphiyu: (("Runner shut the f-fuck up."
Shoerus: ((Burger King
Barkid: (that's motherfucking mcdonalds)
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Alphiyu: (("Sorry, he gets a little wierd when he gets bored."
Shoerus: ((Nothin like it
Schywey: ((fine, have it your way
Shoerus: ((Burger King
Muffrisk: ("I'm a fucking demon, mauvais père, you don't need to teach me shit")
Comic Hoopa: Laharl challenge me you bitch
Alphiyu: ((I sent the challenge
Alphiyu: ((Call me a bitch again and I mute you.
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Schywey: ((ok but realistically, theres no way schywey would have the same traumas as schyroton, but hed still be sex repulsed for reasons. one, you cant fuck a head on a neck with genital to genital touch
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Schywey: ((two is a spoiler
CryingEevee OOC: ((would anyone be opposed to variel giving a phone that can only recieve calls and not give them, as an earthbound reference.))
Jäger Leyline: (what happened to Frism?
Chalor: Oh, I should probably use her.
Schywey: ((three is because the implication of schywey following is fun
: Schywey [Schywey] is now Avanne [Avanne].
Comic Hoopa: ((>call me a bitch again and I mute you
: Avanne [Avanne] is now Schywey [Schywey].
Comic Hoopa: ((I only said it once :(
CryingEevee OOC: ((you know, we never got to cautale gaster))
Schywey: ((we did
CryingEevee OOC: ((did we?))
Frism: They will be important for Ca2tale
Alphiyu: ((We actually ended it
Alphiyu: ((Right before their door
Vaaster: ((oh.
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, i was about to say, we never got to the vaaster))
Vaaster: ((well, fuck. no creepy melting eyeball
Barchar: (cri)
Barchar: (I forget, who's our new Gaster)
CryingEevee OOC: ((mezzaluna))
CryingEevee OOC: ((whoever that is))
Barchar: (Oh right)
CryingEevee OOC: ((it sounds like a username tbh))
Barchar: (...Does that mean that Mezza is somehow the mother of Shoe and Hoopa)
Barchar: (She was in the slarc)
CryingEevee OOC: ((well vaati would've been gaster and kidgue's father sooo))
Shoerus: ((She's the mother of hoopa
CryingEevee OOC: ((there's just no sense to it))
Shoerus: ((Shoe just stayed the night at a party she had 7 years ago and never left
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's cautale, do whatever))
Comic Hoopa: The garchomp swings its head to the side at the last second, barely dodging the punch. "This is gar-chomp." 1 "Back together."
CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, is GLaD dummy going to be the dummy, or are we having a new one?))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't think we decided))
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Comic Hoopa: "And I'm never going down to the hands of the likes of you!" He lifts himself up by the arms, attempting a double-foot clawed kick. The two attacks get that result you get when two Sm4sh smash attacks collide
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CryingEevee OOC: ((oh yeah, genocide would've been a thing))
: I feel like i'm reading /r/ut RP now
CryingEevee OOC: ((i wonder what genocide gastersans would've been))
Barchar: (I'm keeping GLaDummy)
Barchar: (Definitely)
Comic Hoopa: ((Genocide Hoopa
Barchar: (I said it multiple times last time)
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CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, just remember that you have to rp with yourself))
Schywey: ((prismadyne the undying
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's hoopa unbound))
Barchar: (I'm used to it ;_)
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, so i read the emoticon horizontally))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i realize. i've never done a genocide run))
Schywey: ((heres a tiny reminder that the cutest arbitrary quirk ive ever rped is schyro using ::) instead of :)
Barchar: (That is adorable)
Schyroton: (( [the smiles hide the true suffering ::')]
Alphiyu: ((For me it's L's habit of using emoticons
Barchar: (::')
Comic Hoopa: ((::')
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Smolster: ( ::')
Barchar: (Uh...I don't know about mine really)
: ((rush B
Schywey: ((barchar using darling is cute
Barchar: (I always liked Barchar's 'Oh, i'm in the air now', but...eh. I guess I don't have many such arbitrary character quirks)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know if i've had anything like that))
Barchar: (Though I guess Muffet giving everyone french nicknames is fun)
Barchar: (Really, just her and france in general)
Schywey: ((thats adorable
: (( i have nothing pertaining to my characters that is 'cute'
Charaster: ((idk about quirks
Schywey: ((avanne could talk to muffet for hours probably
Charaster: ((i tend not to give quirks on purpose
: ((For some reason
: ((I like writing convos between duo characters
Schywey: ((schyro using ::) was accidental but i rolled with it
: ((Squigly and leviathan was fun, Duet was fun
CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean. maybe something with YGO? but that's difficult because of the personality shifting with the shape.))
Barchar: (Ikr, same with me laharl)
Barchar: (I mean. You can probably feckin tell)
Barchar: (We also make really damn good duos together for some reason)
CryingEevee OOC: ((next time on: flame rps with himself))
Barchar: (My cute character quirk is loneliness :')
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Comic Hoopa: ((Sage: Round the world and home again That's the sailor's way Faster faster, faster faster There's no earthly way of knowing Which direction we are going There's no knowing where we're rowing Or which way the river's flowing Is it raining, is it snowing Is a hurricane a-blowing Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing Are the fires of Hell a-glowing Is the grisly reaper mowing Yes, the danger must be growing For the rowers keep on rowing And they're certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing
CryingEevee OOC: ((also, on the topic of "duos" what rpers kinda have like, a duo thing about them? like, bread and slarv kinda, mv and chime, etc.))
: (( i am not part of a duo at all
Barchar: (Me and yaz have a fair bit together)
Barchar: (Also, Laharl is rip so)
CryingEevee OOC: ((me and tri, can't forget about that))
Barchar: (Prolly no Ca2tale)
: (( i haven't really done anything much in RP
Schywey: ((chime and i only duod because of gaston
Schywey: ((and it stuck
Comic Hoopa: ((I don't do duos
Comic Hoopa: ((I do myself
CryingEevee OOC: ((you've kinda been duod since xyzzy, mv))
Schywey: ((yeah
Schywey: ((because of gaston
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh right. i was kinda confused because there's both the ship, and the timeline))
Schywey: ((this is one of the few things i initiated
: (( looking for a duo, 16
Schywey: ((my gf and i are a duo
Comic Hoopa: ((I don't need a fucking duo
CryingEevee OOC: ((back in the xyzzy days, frisky and tri i think were kinda a duo. although that could've been since they were both frisks))
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Schywey: ((im goin to bed gn
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CryingEevee OOC: ((no cautale 2 tonight then))
Comic Hoopa: ((Not really
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Comic Hoopa: ((I wasn't in a do
Barchar: (Laharl left anyway)
Comic Hoopa: ((duo*
Barchar: (So Ca2tale was rip for tonight)
CryingEevee OOC: ((eh, it seemed like laharl could've come back considering he didn't say anythin))
Charaster: ((he said it in arc reactor
CryingEevee OOC: ((ah))
CryingEevee OOC: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Crza7ueWcAAepa8.jpg
Barchar: (Maybe Ca2tale tomorrow, but we'll see)
CryingEevee OOC: ((we'll see))
Barchar: (I'm just excited, because I'm actually gonn get to contribute for more than one fight)
Barchar: (I mean. A lot more. Since I'm the main bleeding character. But still)
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, honestly i think ca2tale will be more often because DD wasn't as reliably on as much as like, you are iirc))
: (( Wait
Barchar: (Yeah, that's true)
: (( One of the fucking /r/UT characters
: (( Are giving birth
CryingEevee OOC: ((o))
: (( Le fucking kek
Barchar: (Are they rping it?)
: (( Yes
Barchar: (jesus)
Charaster: ((like i said
Charaster: ((train. fucking. wreck.
: (( I think this whole thing has been going on for like
: (( An hour or two
Barchar: (this entire thing sounds very uncomfortable)
: (( This fucker
: (( Is threatening R2 again
Barchar: (for what?)
Shoerus: ((To be an edgy kid
: (( Because sicc fucking knows
: (( What they are trying to do is just fucking cancer
Shoerus: ((Wame flarp you just got a poke :3
Comic Hoopa: ^
Comic Hoopa: Thank us
: (( Just fucking bombard Rosalie fucker with pings
Barchar: (yay)
Comic Hoopa: Frisk goes back to her timeline
: Shoerus [Shoerus] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Fanta: goes to fist hywel
Comic Hoopa: Unless Jasper is like "COME JOIN ME TO PUNCH SHARKS" but that's unlikelt
Comic Hoopa: Unlikely*
Jasper: -She goes home to sleep, surprisingly.
Fanta: ((Me and laharl are working on a main plot
Fanta: ((tonight was just a get yall pokemon night
Comic Hoopa: ((Gotcha
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Comic Hoopa: ((You can't beat the shit outta PMD though, that's reserved for my main critics
Comic Hoopa: ((/s
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Comic Hoopa: ((Si
Comic Hoopa: ((so*
Comic Hoopa: ((Who's alive
Barchar: (Don't infringe on our turf, or you're gonna get whacked)
CryingEevee OOC: ((*frisky whiskey and shirtless demon with a long flowing scarf agrue over who's better. in the distance, there's a eevee looking confusedly at the box for pokken tournament for the wii u. written on the box in sharpie is "ARC"*))
CryingEevee OOC: ((sometimes my mind cones up with weird mental images))
Charaster: ((i am alive
: (( Rosalie motherfucker was probably actually fucking turned on by the fucking birth RP
Barchar: (Meanwhile, a sentient fire sits between the two, rping with itself)
: (( http://i.imgur.com/rJjsOO7.png
CryingEevee OOC: ((fuiked))
: (( "Midwives watch birth for a living"
Charaster: ((alright um
Charaster: ((i'm going to bed
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CryingEevee OOC: ((oh boy, the new awkward zombie comic breaks rule 2))
Barchar: (Yuuup)
Comic Hoopa: ((Ah
Barchar: (Silly Katie)
CryingEevee OOC: ((anyone know if mv reads awkward zombie?))
Comic Hoopa: ((Want a sneak peek of Chapter 16?
Comic Hoopa: ((Sage:. Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is all right with me, Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! Yo Ho, ahoy and avast, Being a pirate is really badass! Hang the black flag at the end of the mast! You are a pirate! You are a pirate! - Yay! We've got us a map, (a map!) To lead us to a hidden box, That's all locked up with locks! (with locks!) And buried deep away! We'll dig up the box, (the box!) We know it's full of precious booty! Burst open the locks! And then we'll say hooray! Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is all right with me! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! Yo Ho, ahoy and avast, Being a Pirate is really badass! Hang the black flag At the end of the mast! You are a pirate! Hahaha! We're sailing away (set sail!), Adventure awaits on every shore! We set sail and explore (ya-har!) And run and jump all day (Yay!) We float on our boat (the boat!) Until it's time to drop the anchor, Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!) Until we sail again! Yar har, fiddle di dee, Being a pirate is all right with me! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free, You are a pirate! [spoken:] Yar har, wind at your back, lads, Wherever you go! Blue sky above and blue ocean below, You are a pirate! You are a pirate! [spoken:] You are a pirate! Ya gobshite!"
Sage: "IT'S A APIECE OF CAKE TO BAKE A-shit, that's wrong too. Got the show right at least."
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Auron: (("we need transition music. i'm the scatman."))
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Comic Hoopa: ((By the way
Comic Hoopa: ((When you get to Mew
Comic Hoopa: ((Expect some fucking hide and seek
Comic Hoopa: ((Just like Pokémon Emerald
CryingEevee OOC: ((you know, i remember in pokemon mystery dungeon 1 spending DAYS trying to get mew))
CryingEevee OOC: ((he just wouldn't show up))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and then in super mystery dungeon he's plot important))
Comic Hoopa: ((Super Mystery Dungeon is another possible way time could of ended up
Comic Hoopa: ((Super Mystery Dungeon doesn't exist in PMD: EoN
Comic Hoopa: ((Aka the arc
Comic Hoopa: ((By the way when you get to Celebi
: http://i.imgur.com/nR9DFFR.png
Comic Hoopa: ((Hoo boy
Comic Hoopa: ((That's gonna be fun
CryingEevee OOC: ((what about the things that happened before any of the games that were mentioned in spmd))
CryingEevee OOC: ((those just not happen?))
Comic Hoopa: ((SPMD is another timeline
Comic Hoopa: ((I'll explain in in-depth in the later chapters
CryingEevee OOC: ((i understand that. but spmd had events that happened before any of the other games, in additon to spmd tying all the games together.))
Comic Hoopa: ((Exactly
Comic Hoopa: ((PMD: EoN happens right after PMD 2
Comic Hoopa: ((And therefore the events were changed
Comic Hoopa: ((Think of it like this:
Comic Hoopa: ((There are quite a few different timelines
CryingEevee OOC: ((could you answer this one question [spoiler]was there ever dark matter in pmd eos[/spoiler]))
CryingEevee OOC: ((*eon))
: (( http://i.imgur.com/BIzKTUH.png
: (( How does that name sound
Comic Hoopa: (([spoiler]Yes[/spoiler]
CryingEevee OOC: (([spoiler]did mew and a human fight it[/spoiler]))
Comic Hoopa: (([spoiler]You're visiting Mew for fuck's sake you'll find out[/spoiler]
CryingEevee OOC: ((alrighty then))
Comic Hoopa: ((It will be explained
Barchar: ([spoiler]am I a cool kid now[/spoiler])
Comic Hoopa: ((EoN's lore is fucking complicated
CryingEevee OOC: (([spoiler]maybe[/spoiler]))
Barchar: ([spoiler]sagekrai is Canon, confirmed[/spoiler] )
CryingEevee OOC: ((beware the one that speaks in spoilers))
Comic Hoopa: ((It involves a few different timelines and some events being switched around and manipulated
: (( [spoiler]Diane x Auron is still fucking canon[/spoiler]
Barchar: [spoiler]Damn right motherfucker[/spoiler]
Comic Hoopa: ((You'll have to fucking find out
CryingEevee OOC: (([spoiler]that never happened yet bloo. if you want it to happen you're gonna need to TRY[/spoiler]))
Barchar: [spoiler]Dewtron is the OTP[/SPOILER]
: (( [spoiler]You fucking bet your ass I'll try[/spoiler]
Barchar: [spoiler]Which leaves Sterling to be paired with nobody[/spoiler]
CryingEevee OOC: (([spoiler]sterling x anyone they find[/spoiler]))
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Comic Hoopa: (([spoiler]Giratina x Arceus[/spoiler]
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: (( [spoiler]Sagekrai is OTP[/spoiler]
CryingEevee OOC: (([spoiler]zoroark is best ship[/spoiler]))
Fanta: ((The otp is blaze x satan and you know it
: (( Blaze x Satan, Sage x Darkrai, Sans x Toriel
: (( All OTP
CryingEevee OOC: (([spoiler]that wasn't in spoilers. you're not a cool kid[/spoiler]))
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: (( [spoiler]Did you just call me a fucking kid[/spoiler]
CryingEevee OOC: (([spoiler]we're all children now[/spoiler]))
Barchar: [spoiler]no, because you didn't use the spoiler[/spoiler]
Comic Hoopa: (([spoiler]I'm going to bed[/SPOILER]
Comic Hoopa: (([SPOILER]GN[/SPOILER]
CryingEevee OOC: (([spoiler]GN[/spoiler]))
Barchar: [spoiler]knight[/spoiler]
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CryingEevee OOC: (([spoiler]frisky is a good knight[/spoiler]))
Barchar: [spoiler]this is really obnoxious to do on mobile btw[/spoiler]
CryingEevee OOC: (([spoiler]rip[/spoiler]))
: (( http://i.imgur.com/2NdGYyy.png
CryingEevee OOC: (([spoiler]why not change your prefix and suffix to auoa spoiler?[/spoiler]))
CryingEevee OOC: (([spoiler]*auto[/spoiler]))
Fanta: returns home
Colton: colt is guitaring
Fanta: "Howdy Colton"
CryingEevee OOC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAPA3YTBFfc
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Colton: "Hi, mom." He seems to have taken to guitaring very quickly. "I remember some of the stuff from what I saw on the internet before..."
CryingEevee OOC: ((i never completed parappa 2. i should))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i got stuck on the final level))
Fanta: "You're sounding good"
Fanta: sits beside him
Colton: "Thanks!"
Colton: his hands are smol, so some of the chords are toughies. But otherwise, yeah, he's doing pretty danged good
Fanta: http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-1490/DidnyWurld.jpg it's too damn late for this
Barchar: (Colton is ace at rocksmith, but physically cannot play guitar hero)
Barchar: (That kid is uncomfortable)
Fanta: listens to him guitar
Colton: he won't be shredding up through the fire and the flames any time soon. He's managing blitzkrieg bop though. Which, I know because I played it on rocksmith, is kinda dang hard.
Colton: mostly cause it's fuckin fast
Fanta: is enjoying the smol guitar playing
Fanta: "You may not need lessons, you're a natural"
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Jäger Leyline: (heh one of my students was wearing The Ramones shirt
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Jäger Leyline: ((hello?
Jäger Leyline: (Slarv I want you
CryingEevee OOC: ((you want slarv? well you got eevee.))
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Jäger Leyline: ((oh shit thats bwtter
Colton: eventually he stops. "Yeah, I dunno. It's just...i hear it, and somehow it just...works in my mind."
Colton: he stretches his hand and rubs his arm, though. "Makes me sore."
Barchar: (Sorry, my internet went and didn't)
Jäger Leyline: ((Im surprised you.know who The Ramones.are
Barchar: (Why?)
Barchar: (I mean, again, the only reason I know anything about how blitzkrieg bop is because I played it in rocksmith, but still, it's not like they were obscure)
Jäger Leyline: ((becasue they are over 40 years old and punk rock died
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CryingEevee OOC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlptO0axoP4
Jäger Leyline: ((they didnf retain the popularity that many other bands did
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Barchar: (Is slarv still live?)
Jäger Leyline: ((I remember paralpa
Jäger Leyline: ((nah he dead
Jäger Leyline: parappa*
Fanta: ((Am live
Fanta: ((and she
Jäger Leyline: (why is it that a wrestling mat is more comfortable than my bed
Fanta: "Just practice and it won't make you sore"
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Jäger Leyline: (dead. not big surprise
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CryingEevee OOC: ((ded. not big soup rice.))
Colton: "Yeah.." He nods
Fanta: rubs his head
Jäger Leyline: leaves his room
Colton: he puts the guitar...somewhere? Whatever, he finds a place
Jäger Leyline: hey
Fanta: "Howdy"
Jäger Leyline: everyones asleep how come yo two are up
Fanta: "Dunno"
Fanta: "Just got back from a rousing round of shark punching"
Jäger Leyline: I accidently knocked BC out
Colton: "Guitar."
Barchar: how one knocks her out is a mystery to all but jager
Jäger Leyline: she makes good body pillow
Barchar: well okay then
Colton: "Aren't those of things that 'weebs' like?"
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Jäger Leyline: youre a weeb
Colton: "...Uhm. Okay?"
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Jäger Leyline: I mean I guess
Jäger Leyline: tjats what Loni calls azalea sometimes
Fanta: Goddammit
Fanta: My game maker file won't run
Colton: "Hm."
Colton: "I kinda miss having the internet..oh well."
Fanta: "We can getcha a phone"
Fanta: "That's what Hywel uses"
Colton: "Oh, cool! And I could call people, like-"
Colton: he pauses. "...I guess I don't really have friends anywhere but here..."
Fanta: "We need to get you out more"
Colton: "Jager took me to Disneyland!"
Fanta: "He did?"
Jäger Leyline: yep
Colton: "Along with Azalea, Loni and the ghost people!"
Fanta: "Didja have fun?"
Colton: "It was great."
Fanta: "That's good"
Jäger Leyline: also therea internet now. I hooked up a router to the anydoor and am leaching off another timelines
Fanta: "Cool"
Colton: "Oh, cool! We still need a computer, but...still!"
Fanta: "..you've enabled hywel to learn more memes"
Jäger Leyline: Ill charge him money everytime he does one
Fanta: "Don't bother, I'm already denying him.. service, for a week"
Fanta: "When he does"
Jäger Leyline: I got better
Jäger Leyline: threaten youll send him to me
Jäger Leyline: wait no nevermind
Colton: "..."
Fanta: "..."
Colton: -I wonder if they think I don't know what they're talking about-
Jäger Leyline: Id just kick his ass for meming
Fanta: i wonder if colton knows what we're talking about
Fanta: you're being watched
Fanta: "He dabbed into my face to wake me up one time"
Fanta: "It was horrible"
Colton: "Wow"
Jäger Leyline: I wonder what Fellby is doing
Colton: "Wouldn't that hurt?"
Fanta: "Yes"
Muffet: sleeping with his fiance
Muffet: after he went to the foundation and said 'fuck that shit'
Fanta: ((Me and laharl have a buncha cool stuff planned it's gonna be fun :3
CryingEevee OOC: ((you and laharl are always in cahoots))
Fanta: ((Yup
Jäger Leyline: now thinking about that hot ass
Fanta: BULL
Fanta: SHIT
Barchar: (She gave him one important role and then it all went downhill)
Muffet: she's getting a personal view DBB)
CryingEevee OOC: ((one of these days i should make you guys play yugioh))
Jäger Leyline: is now thinking about BC and Fellbys ass
Barchar: by their asses combined, they are:
Barchar: physically attractive
Jäger Leyline: you should suplex him when he does that
Jäger Leyline: adds muffets ass in there too
Muffet: she's thinking about your ass 2 bby
Jäger Leyline: ...now thats hot
Colton: "Suplexing people?"
Fanta: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Jäger Leyline: if hywel dabs suplex him
Fanta: Alright so I have one last idea
Jäger Leyline: or just punch him
Colton: "Is that hot? I wouldn't know yet."
Jäger Leyline: oh no....I was thinking of something
Fanta: "Suplexing people is not hot, jager is fantasizing about adult things"
Colton: "Oh, okay."
Jäger Leyline: no I am appreciating Fine art
Muffet: -;:)
Barchar: Or alternatively
Muffet: |::)
Barchar: ...that doesn't work. The pipe is too long
Barchar: I cri
Jäger Leyline: doesnt find Fanta attractive anymore
Barchar: mwahaha
Fanta: never liked jager
Muffet: hahahaha
Jäger Leyline: you lie
Jäger Leyline: would atill fuck her though
Jäger Leyline: wonder how Jeska is doin
Fanta: "Dunno"
Colton: "Who?"
Jäger Leyline: you ever visit?
Fanta: "Not yet"
Fanta: Ok, using firefox worked
Jäger Leyline: hell she could be like 40.by now
Fanta: "That's.. a reason I haven't"
Jäger Leyline: oh
Jäger Leyline: you just not hoong to visit?
Jäger Leyline: going*
Fanta: "I want to, but what's the point in visiting if I have to go every 10 minutes to see her around every month?"
Fanta: "It'll just make me depressed"
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Fanta: ((Ok, downloading gm now bye
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Jäger Leyline: (mornin
: ((H lol))
: Hello*
Jäger Leyline: (Sup
: ((Just got up))
: ((Brb shower))
Jäger Leyline: k
Jäger Leyline: is on the couch asleep
: ((back))
Jäger Leyline: is half nekkid
Jäger Leyline: ((welcome back to nekkid jager time
Asmodeus : -he is curled up on the couch next to him, most likely. Awake.-
Jäger Leyline: is snoring loudly
Asmodeus : -He Saint waking him hip.-
: Aint*
: Up*
Jäger Leyline: wakez up
Jäger Leyline: uh
Jäger Leyline: mornin
Asmodeus : -He doesn't respond. He looks kinda... Dunno how to describe it. He seems to be shivering a bit.-
Jäger Leyline: kid? you okay?
Asmodeus : "I did something not smart."
Jäger Leyline: whats wrong?
Asmodeus : "Well... I wanted to uh... Be a little older. I thought twelve would be a good start. I did research on what puberty is, and what causes it, and I managed to start it, and it all flooded I'm at the same time and I don't know how to stop it."
Jäger Leyline: ugh
Jäger Leyline: how bad is it?
Asmodeus : "...I had a couple of dreams last night. They were kinda odd..."
Jäger Leyline: thinking about someone?
Asmodeus : -He shrugs.-
Asmodeus : "Something went wrong. Feeling are supposed to feel weird but come slowly. It all came in last night..."
Jäger Leyline: I told you it would be weird
Asmodeus : "Yeah... But I dreamed of people, that I guess I might have known, or something, without clothes. Hell, I really don't have a full grasp on what that even looks like, and I still dreamed about it."
Jäger Leyline: well your body is telling you that you n
Jäger Leyline: want someone to be close to
Asmodeus : "This is a terrible way of saying that."
Asmodeus : "Couldn't your body just give you a heads up and then skip all the weird stuff?"
Jäger Leyline: nope
Jäger Leyline: its chemicals and hormones kid
Asmodeus : "Ugh..."
Jäger Leyline: self control is very hard to learn
Asmodeus : "What do you mean?"
Jäger Leyline: your body is going to tell yiu that you like this person because if their appearan e
Jäger Leyline: not because of who they are
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Jäger Leyline: the challenge is to get over those urges and like peoplefor the real reasons
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Asmodeus : "Okay..."
Asmodeus : "...Yeah. I guess I am gonna be looking at people, and think of their appearance more now?"
Jäger Leyline: yep
Jäger Leyline: gonna notice certain aspects more too
Asmodeus : "And I'm gonna find appeal to sexually appealing things, I think."
Jäger Leyline: yep
Asmodeus : "I also read that kids go through a phase when they go through this, and be rebellious, and rude to their parents, and other stuff like that."
Asmodeus : "Is that true?"
Jäger Leyline: yep
Jäger Leyline: teenagers are little shits
Asmodeus : "...I don't hate you."
Asmodeus : "And I don't feel rebellious."
Jäger Leyline: well it likely wont happen now
Jäger Leyline: gotta have a reason to be maf at me
Asmodeus : -He hugs Jager.-
Jäger Leyline: hugs back
Asmodeus : "...You're not wearing a shirt."
Jäger Leyline: .......nope
Asmodeus : "..."
Jäger Leyline: problem?
Asmodeus : "No."
Jäger Leyline: okay then
Jäger Leyline: hugs more
Asmodeus : "...So, um. Would not having anything down there affect any of this?"
Jäger Leyline: oooohhh yeah
: as "...@
Asmodeus : "There's just an opening down there."
Jäger Leyline: wait what?
Jäger Leyline: looks at Asmo
Jäger Leyline: youre a girl?
Asmodeus : "...Yeah?"
Asmodeus : "I'm a girl?"
Jäger Leyline: ....
Jäger Leyline: ....shit
Jäger Leyline: looks directly at asmos eye looking for feminie features
Asmodeus : -Not really.-
Jäger Leyline: face*
Jäger Leyline: not eyes*
Asmodeus : -You'd mistake his for a guy unless you knew what was in his pants.-
Jäger Leyline: grabs his phone
Jäger Leyline: does what yoy have look like this?
Asmodeus : "..."
Jäger Leyline: shows asmo a medical diagram of a vagina
Asmodeus : "Yeah?"
Asmodeus : -He looks very, very confused.-
Jäger Leyline: well youre not a boy theb
Jäger Leyline: youre a girl
Asmodeus : "...Granted, I don't know what girls feel like, but I don't feel like a girl."
Jäger Leyline: you likely wont know much of the difference until soon
Asmodeus : "..."
Asmodeus : "I'm... Confused, to say the least?"
Asmodeus : "I uh... Maybe I can change that."
Asmodeus : -He is like, very very confused.-
Asmodeus : "..."
Asmodeus : "Ill try to change it, because I'm not a girl."
Jäger Leyline: were you born a boy?
Jäger Leyline: youd know, youd have this -a medical diagram of a penis-
Asmodeus : "I think so."
Asmodeus : "I looked that up, cause that's what I assumed I should have had."
Jäger Leyline: hold on take of your shirt
Jäger Leyline: well nevermind
Jäger Leyline: it wouldnt matter
Asmodeus : "...I can, that's fine."
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Asmodeus : -He take his shirt off. He's got normal guy chest.-
Jäger Leyline: weird
Jäger Leyline: maybe you developed wrong?
Jäger Leyline: since you forced it
Asmodeus : "..."
Asmodeus : "Hang on..."
Asmodeus : -He goes through the bathroom.-
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Asmodeus : -He returns.-
Asmodeus : "Okay I fixed it.@
Jäger Leyline: well?
Jäger Leyline: fixed it?
Asmodeus : "Yes, I managed to change it. Dunno what went wrong there."
Jäger Leyline: jyst like that?
Asmodeus : "Yeah. I guess I made a mistake somewhere, and it was just reverted."
Asmodeus : -He shrugs.-
Jäger Leyline: so you can just change gender?
Asmodeus : "Maybe?"
Jäger Leyline: huh weird
Asmodeus : "I don't think I'd consider it changing gender, though. I still have all the emotions that I normally would. It's more just... Changing the physical part?"
Asmodeus : "That actually might be the definition of changing gender."
Asmodeus : "I dunno."
Jäger Leyline: shurgs
Asmodeus : "Well, uhm."
Asmodeus : "Since I'm here right now, not in public, will I have my attention get drawn to... Other features of people?"
Jäger Leyline: maybe
Jäger Leyline: your a ghost Im not sure hoe you work
Asmodeus : "Well. I'd assume similarly?"
Asmodeus : "To normal?"
Jäger Leyline: yeah I guess
Asmodeus : -He shrugs.-
Jäger Leyline: we'll figure it out
Asmodeus : "Yeah."
Asmodeus : "...I did dream about someone in the bar, by the way."
Jäger Leyline: who?
Asmodeus : "Muffet. Last female I had seen that night. Probably reinforced by what we were talking about."
Jäger Leyline: yeah
Jäger Leyline: shes a succubus you know
Asmodeus : "I looked that up too. Doesn't she kill people?"
Jäger Leyline: kind of?
Jäger Leyline: says she doesnt do it
Asmodeus : -He nods.-
Jäger Leyline: plus fellby is proof of that
Asmodeus : -He nods again.-
Jäger Leyline: just muffey yhough
Jäger Leyline: ?
Asmodeus : "And some people maybe I saw a while ago."
Jäger Leyline: just women?
Asmodeus : "Yeah, I think."
Jäger Leyline: alright yhen
Asmodeus : "That a bad thing or normal?"
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Jäger Leyline: nah
Jäger Leyline: thats just prefence
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Asmodeus : "Oh, alright. "
Jäger Leyline: like take men for instance
Asmodeus : "Yeah?"
Jäger Leyline: I prefer women
Jäger Leyline: but Ill dabble with men too
Asmodeus : "I guess I perfer women?"
Jäger Leyline: youll be looking at ceryain parts of em if you do
Asmodeus : "Yeah?"
Asmodeus : "Breats, I assume."
Jäger Leyline: yep and asses
Asmodeus : "I don't see why I'm going to find that appealing... But I guess I do?0
Jäger Leyline: you do?
Asmodeus : "Like, body fat shouldn't be sexual, but I dreamed about it... And I guess I liked the dream?"
Jäger Leyline: breasts arent fat
Asmodeus : "Butts are."
Jäger Leyline: it adds softness
Asmodeus : "True."
Jäger Leyline: really helps during intimacy
Asmodeus : "Intamacy. That's the adult stuff, right?"
Jäger Leyline: yeah
Asmodeus : "..."
Asmodeus : "Well um. Guess things are better at bit?"
Jäger Leyline: you know, I really wasn't expecting to do the talk immediately after adoption
Asmodeus : "Well. I wasn't expecting to either."
Asmodeus : "Well. Is this better for bonding?"
Jäger Leyline: well at least we are getting it over with
Asmodeus : "I haven't really bonded with anyone in a while."
Jäger Leyline: how long?
Jäger Leyline: the full fifty years?
Asmodeus : "Yeah."
Jäger Leyline: well you are getting along with the others
Jäger Leyline: Scyhro seems to like you
Asmodeus : "That's good."
Asmodeus : "By the way, relationships aren't only about adult stuff, correct?"
Jäger Leyline: yeah
Jäger Leyline: if people were like that, it would be boring
Jäger Leyline: gotta be compatible
Jäger Leyline: BC and I actually didn't get along at first
Asmodeus : "No?"
Asmodeus : "You two I guess got over that."
Jäger Leyline: yea
Jäger Leyline: she stopped being so angry
Jäger Leyline: evenutally we just talked for a while
Jäger Leyline: and it turned into this
Asmodeus : -He nods.-
Jäger Leyline: ....things have really settled down for me in the past year
Asmodeus : "This stuff should not have all come at the same time, should it have?"
Jäger Leyline: Nah
Jäger Leyline: its gradual
Asmodeus : "Which means, I'm gonna have to deal with it differently from others, I assume?"
Jäger Leyline: well no one here is really going through puberty
Jäger Leyline: apart from you
Asmodeus : "Yeah, but it's not gradual for me. I'm not being eased it."
Asmodeus : "I more mean, it's gonna be different from what other people went through before."
Asmodeus : "Liking people not just as a friend, or related to is an odd concept to me at the time, but that's something that this changes, right?"
Asmodeus : "..."
Jäger Leyline: ...
Jäger Leyline: yeah it changes
Asmodeus : "This is gonna be a fun time."
Asmodeus : "That's sarcastic."
Asmodeus : -He leans on Jager.-
Asmodeus : "Its good that I have someone to talk to and ask questions, though."
Jäger Leyline: Sure thing, anytime kid
Jäger Leyline: shoulder hugs him
Asmodeus : "Thanks, dad."
Jäger Leyline: anything you wanna do now?
Asmodeus : "I dunno."
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Jäger Leyline: want to go to an aquarim?
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Jäger Leyline: ((mornin
Barchar: (yo)
Jäger Leyline: ((have you go OW yet?
Barchar: (oh, no, keep forgetting. But I need to start school soon anyway, so I wouldn't wanna play rn)
Jäger Leyline: ((k but try to get it if you can,
Jäger Leyline: ((we could get you, Bread, and I on
Barchar: (I can, I just need to download it again. Just keep forgetting to)
Jäger Leyline: ((Can't you set it to download now while you're doing cool school?
Barchar: (Yeah. I'm on mobile rn though)
Jäger Leyline: ((oh
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Fanta: ((You did it again bread
Fanta: (("#13 Jäger Leyline: youre a girl? #7 Asmodeus : "...Yeah?" #7 Asmodeus : "I'm a girl?""
Fanta: ((You did it
Fanta: ((Again bread
Barchar: (Wait what)
Jäger Leyline: ((well now hes not, and it was a mistake on his part
Fanta: ((Bread's used the smazzy's dong paradigm with Asmodeus
Barchar: (Que)
Barchar: (please explain)
Fanta: ((So back when smazzy was first around
Barchar: (I feel as though I've missed something)
Fanta: ((I had a joke
Fanta: ((That he was sexless, and hilarity ensued
Barchar: (Oh, I vaguely remember that)
Jäger Leyline: ((Asmo can change and advnace his body through concetration. He did that and accidently caused puberty to happen all at once. He accidently gave himself femalie gentiality
Fanta: ((Nobody knows to this day
Fanta: ((What smazzy has in his pants
Barchar: (Well, I saw that cause I'm reading the logs)
Barchar: (Give it about 5 years and EA will have an intimate knowledge)
Fanta: ((Assuming stuff doesn't happen in scpland :3
Barchar: (No fuck you)
Fanta: ((The story's gonna be fuuun
Jäger Leyline: ((smazzy gonnnaaa diiieeeeee
Barchar: ("The region around SCP-2048's crotch appears to be undetectable. All who have seen it simply can't say what was there, flip-flopping between both human genders, and entertaining the idea of alien genitalia when asked about it.")
Jäger Leyline: (for like the 5th time
Fanta: ((Idunno if I can dm stuff while laharl's not here
Fanta: ((http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2048
Fanta: ((Flame you lied
Barchar: (Oh I just picked a random number)
Fanta: ((Rip
Fanta: ((Unused is 3000 and above
Barchar: (I guess SCPs with unknown numbers are SCP-XXXX)
Fanta: ((Unknown numbers?
Barchar: (Like, when you're writing one and don't know where it'll be in the numbering system)
Barchar: (You leave it as XXXX)
Fanta: ((Oooh, I guess?
Fanta: ((But you gotta have one before you sumbit anyway
Barchar: (No)
Barchar: (You don't get a number until after you submit and it gets approved, from what I understand)
Fanta: ((Huh
Fanta: ((I don't know much about the submitting
Fanta: ((I just know it's hard as hell to actually get one approved
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Barchar: (I don't know why I even know that, I haven't even tried to become a member)
Jäger Leyline: (headin to bed, gn
Barchar: (night yaz)
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Smol Asriel: guess who bought a phone the day before getting taken
Smol Asriel: and is tryna call anyone at the house to get in touch with bf
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Endling Asriel: -I mean, he has a phone, I think.-
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Asmodeus : -He's just sitting, most likely with Jager, or something, at home.-
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Smol Asriel: calls the floof
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Smol Asriel: ((Chaugmar is super annoying :p
Barchar: (the video for 6969 is pure sexual pleasure)
Smol Asriel: ((what
Barchar: (You heard me)
Smol Asriel: ((Yes but
Smol Asriel: ((What's the meaning
Barchar: (The video-a moving image-for 6969-a song- is pure sexual pleasure-pure sexual pleasure)
Smol Asriel: ((Oh it's a song
Smol Asriel: ((Ok
Barchar: (By Ninja sex party)
Smol Asriel: ((Now this makes sense
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: ((yee haw
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: ((Hello))
: ((hi
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Smol Asriel: ((Hiya
: ((yee hi
: ((Hi))
: ((The cavalries here
Smol Asriel: ((Laharl did you see idea x?
: ((Yeah
Smol Asriel: ((Is good?
: ((I fucking love it when you guys send me messages while i'm gone
: ((Cause I get to come back and you know I fucking love reading fanfiction
: ((Jk it looks awesome
Smol Asriel: ((Sweet
Smol Asriel: calls the sadboi
: ((They're getting Miyu to hold a child
: ((Should I have her drop the kid
: ((Should I have her fucking drop Rosalie Motherfucker on its head
Endling Asriel: -He answers.-
Smol Asriel: ((Yes
Smol Asriel: "Asriel?"
: ((Drop it
Endling Asriel: "Smazzy?"
Endling Asriel: "Are you okay?"
Smol Asriel: sounds panicked
Smol Asriel: "I don't know.. I don't think I have much time right now"
Smol Asriel: "They injected me with.. something, I don't know what'
Smol Asriel: *"
Endling Asriel: "I'm sure it's just to sedate you, right?"
Smol Asriel: "I don't know"
Smol Asriel: "I'm in a cell now"
Endling Asriel: "Oh god..."
Endling Asriel: "I'm sure you'll make it out, alright?"
Smol Asriel: "Alright.."
Smol Asriel: "I can try to find a way out.."
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Endling Asriel: "Okay..."
: ((Inb4 Smazzy starts a breach))
: ((In the SCP foundation))
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: ((An SCP containment breach))
: ((Get it))
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Smol Asriel: ((I don't get it
Smol Asriel: "I have to go"
: ((its a game
: ((I don't get it
Endling Asriel: "Okay, bye."
Smol Asriel: "I love you, bye." The phone clicks off
Smol Asriel: ((Oh
: ((SCP containment breach was an indie game based on SCP))
Smol Asriel: ((The joke was just really unfunny
Smol Asriel: ((I know
: ((Was it supposed to be funny? No.))
: ((It's the reason I chucked them all into what was effectively the 173 scene from it
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Smol Asriel: ((O
Smol Asriel: ((Well you suceeded
: ((Suceeded))
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Muffet: (DID SOMEBODY SAY-no you didn't okay)
Barchar: (Also hi I'm done being educated)
Charaster: ((hey flame
Barchar: (Hi Chime)
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: ((Also hi I'm done with life /s
: ((I remember when I broke rule 2 with a fucking water gun now
: ((Fml
Barchar: (Oops)
: ((That was a long time ago
: ((Also
: ((Just saying
: ((Do Yar Har Fiddle Di Dee mode
: ((For future reference
Barchar: (What?)
Barchar: (Pirate mode?)
Barchar: (On what?)
: ((PMD
: ((There's a fucking pirate mode for chapter 16
: ((Not for the faint of heart
Barchar: (Okay then)
Barchar: (I forget, is anyone wearing the eyepath)
: ((Nope
Barchar: (Mmn)
: ((If you want to fight pirates with cutlasses then choose pirate mode
: ((If you want regular shit go regular
Barchar: (Well shit)
Barchar: (How can I refuse that)
: ((You can't
: ((Also the cutlass battles are different from regular ones
Barchar: (I'd figure)
: ((Imagine fucking Auron using a cutlass
Barchar: (He'd be the only one who could)
: ((Wait that sounded wrong
Barchar: (Aside from Diane I guess)
Muffet: (No)
: ((You can use cutlasses no matter what you're fucking pirates now
: ((It just works
Barchar: (Does being a pirate give you cutlass-based telekinesis)
Barchar: (Everyone turns into homestar runner)
: ((No you hold it
: ((Also how cutlass battles will work is that you have the option to fence like shit, parry, etc))
: ((Aka Uncharted 4's final boss
: ((If you get hit your HP will go down
: ((Basically half RPG half fighting RP
: ((You can fence however the fuck you want
Barchar: (We have to fence like shit, eh?)
Runner: RUNNER
Barchar: no
Barchar: no we did not
: no
: no we did not
Charaster: -i don't think we've got any necromancers who specialize in robots-
GLaDOS: -debatable-
Runner: Lua could technically still bring him back.
Charaster: ((i mean i have a necromancer character
: ((Anyways brb
: Lua Well MTT can, now that he has his disc
Barchar: Lua ain't gonna be doing much i don't think
Barchar: also, question, did Runner shatter upon death like the other slarc dicks
CryingEevee OOC: ((i appear. will we have flintlock pistols?))
Runner: YEEs.
Barchar: okay
Barchar: just making sure. He was kinda clearly a fake, but it's nice to know
: /Runner Well see.
Runner: Thats what Runner would actually do if he got revived after six months by some fuck that wasn't even the people he entrusted to revive him
Runner: ANd was promptly told allllll the shittalking possible about them until he really just fucking felt betrayed as shit
Runner: If you actually got around to reviving him EVENTUALLY he would've been miffed, but chill.
Barchar: Iirc he kinda started putting bombs around [i]before[/i] that. But idk
: Runner had a history of smoke bombs.
: He used one of the timeline destroyers that he made against the final boss of Joytale
: Well, Frisk did
: Runner had recently sacrificed himself
Barchar: As in the 'kill everything dimension buster bobms
Barchar: not as in the, you know
Barchar: not that bombs
: The bombs actually only fucking kill all living, extraterrestial, and sentient forms.
: Everything else gets teleported to his timeline
Barchar: Oh, ONLY
: It's effectively a giant hoarding bomb.
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Barchar: Stealing all the shit and killing everyone seems pretty close to a 'dimension buster' to me
: Exactly, it effectively takes a timeline
: And pushes it somewhere else
Barchar: "That plan sounds just dumb enough..."
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh good. in persona 3 kenji is actually gonna ask that teacher out right now))
: ((It's literally Kenji from KS
Barchar: (The feminists made him do it)
CryingEevee OOC: ((WAIT WHAT!?))
: ((No see
CryingEevee OOC: ((SHE SAID YES!?))
: ((Heres the thing
: ((Kenji in KS has a thing for older women
: ((He literally dated the school librarian
: ((And after having sex with her, and feeling tired
: ((Realized that women were sucking out his life force
: ((So he realized that all feminists are soul-sucking monsters, dropped his bae, and set out to share his story with 4chan
: ((No seriously this is a fucking canon thing for Kenji
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Barchar: (...okay then)
CryingEevee OOC: (("just as i was about to ask HER out, she asked ME if i wanted a private lesson! a private lesson, dude!"))
Barchar: (They gon fuck)
CryingEevee OOC: ((>kenji is in his own world))
CryingEevee OOC: ((thanks persona 3))
: ((Also
: ((They fucking introduced Miyu
CryingEevee OOC: ((i do like how persona 3 uses meme arrows))
: ((To smash
: ((As in they introduced MIYU to Smash Bros Fuckin Brawl
: ((You will have flintlocks
: ((There is limited ammo
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url]))
: ((Frisky pirates never used flintlocks
: ((THey used Blunderbusses
: ((Do you think I fucking care
: ((This is the PMD universe shit is fucked
: Besides flintlocks look coooler
CryingEevee OOC: (("she invited me to her house, dude!" okay, i don't think teachers can invite students to their house for "private lessons"))
CryingEevee OOC: ((>kenji is talking to himself and doesn't seem like he's ever going to stop))
Barchar: (Darkrai thinks pirates use flintlocks, so fuck it we'[re gonna have flintlocks)
CryingEevee OOC: (("innocent sin online"))
CryingEevee OOC: ((>obtained "innocent sin online"))
CryingEevee OOC: ((you know what? i'm curious on you guys' opinion. which is better for a protag in terms of skills: being a jack of all trades, or being focused on one type of thing like any other party member would))
Barchar: (Depends)
Barchar: (But generally I think it makes more sense for a jack of all trades)
Barchar: (At least in games where you need to have the protagonist in your party)
: ((We just need Tri and MV
Barchar: (yup)
Barchar: (Wait, bloo)
: ((Well ehhhh
: ((Ech
CryingEevee OOC: (("reality is just a series of events and players acting out what they think is real. when we accept that fact, our world becomes 'reality'. reality is but a reflection of out thoughts and expectations. ...but what if we were merely reflections in another's mirror? are you prepared to look through that mirror to discover the truth?"))
CryingEevee OOC: ((thanks PHIL))
CryingEevee OOC: ((girl in gray: "sup XD. asl...? oh wait, r u a nub? u r, huh? >_>"))
CryingEevee OOC: ((this game))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i swear))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((of course i get hermit social links from the mmorpg))
Barchar: (Why yes, I do speak American Sign Language)
CryingEevee OOC: ((why would i get any other arcana?))
Barchar: ()Also hi yaz)
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CryingEevee OOC: ((welp, i guess i'm going to max out my social link with kenji because why not?))
Barchar: (KenjCE OTP)
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CryingEevee OOC: ((tfw kenji of all people is giving dating advice))
: ((CryingKenji
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CryingEevee OOC: ((>the duck fries are soggy as usual))
CryingEevee OOC: ((>it seems like kenji trusts you))
Barchar: (wtf is a duck fry)
CryingEevee OOC: ((so there's a place called wild duck burger))
Barchar: (I'm already confused)
CryingEevee OOC: ((and it's a duck themed mcdolans))
CryingEevee OOC: ((duck fries are french fries i assume))
Barchar: (but why)
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CryingEevee OOC: ((¯\_(ツ)_/¯))
CryingEevee OOC: ((also in persona 3 i joined hands at a shrine heard a voice go "yip yip" and my money doubled. so persona 3 is pretty weird in general))
: http://www.serebii.net/sunmoon/oak.jpg
: >Samson Oak
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's oak's cousin iirc))
Charaster: ((ooooh boi
: It is
Barchar: (I saw a tumblr post that compared the two with bread and toast)
Barchar: (it amused me)
: Looks like there's gonna be more cutscenes too
: Fuck yes
CryingEevee OOC: ((oak's cousin isn't his cousin at all. it's the alola form of oak.))
: No
Barchar: ^
: It's his cousin
Barchar: (To CRE)
Barchar: (CE*)
CryingEevee OOC: ((CRE))
CryingEevee OOC: ((what would that be?))
: CryingRattataEevee
: "The English name for Professor Oak's cousin is Samson Oak."
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'll have you know, there's no rattata blood in my family))
: >Professor Oak's cousin
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's all just a lie. it's oak's alola form.))
Barchar: (Oak is trying to hide himself)
Barchar: (It's a Stanford situation)
: So you're saying Oak covered himself in brown painy
: paint"
Barchar: (No)
Barchar: (It's his alola form)
Barchar: (Are you paying no attention)
: Fucking fine
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: (("We're all accidents, a bunch of people just forget to use condoms" -Frisky
: ((I actually said that today
CryingEevee OOC: (("i'd like to sip a muscle drink"))
CryingEevee OOC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIlFWok05xI
Charaster: ((i was actually born by luck
Barchar: (I said 'the video for 6969 is pure sexual pleasure')
Barchar: (Tht's about it that was amusing)
Charaster: ((my mom took a test to see if her tubes were blocked
Charaster: ((said test involved putting ink through her tubes and that probably flushed the blockage out
: (("That just makes slarvath sound like a sassy black lady"
Barchar: (Also, for some reason I can't help but see Ballroom Blitz as Barchar's theme now. Just something about the way that it's utter chaos with an illusion of sense and structure)
: ((Me and DD get in wierd convos
Charaster: ((and then the next time my parents attempted to concieve, it worked
: Speaking of themes
: I have Darkrai's theme/battle theme
Barchar: (Cool)
: Giratina's battle theme
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url]))
: Dialga is fucking obvious
: Palkia is fucking obvious
: That's all I'll say
: ((I've got themes for Reborn stuff
: ((Titania surprisingly has the only watsky song
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: ((Bet gainst Me
: ((Bet Against Me
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: ((Shelly has A Whisper of Hell
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CryingEevee OOC: ((for themes, i have 3 songs that could work for the variel fight for cautale 2))
: Well Dialga is fucking obvious
: "Fight to the finish!"
Barchar: (I occasionally find songs that I think fit my characters but no real themes per se)
Barchar: (Except for that still alive rock remix for GLaDummy)
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: ((This isn't even really canonical Miyu interactions, I just want as little to do with the baby version of Rosalie Motherfucker as possible
Barchar: (Okay)
: I feel like Darkrai's battle theme would fit a PMD game
: Like
Barchar: (Is her actual character's last name Motherfucker)
Barchar: (Because the fact that you constantly refer to her as 'Rosalie Motherfucker' is really clashing in my head, somehow)
: ((No but I call her Rosalie Motherfucker
: ((Cause she's a motherfucker, literally and figuratively
CryingEevee OOC: (("tch... i don't have time for this shit"))
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Charaster: ((tomodachi muffet: "am i the only one who finds fellby totally handsome?"
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Barchar: (on the one hand, no)
Charaster: ((also tomodachi muffet: "I had dinner with Nicki Minaj. All she could talk about was globes."
: ((I do mean Literally
Barchar: (Lets play our favorite game)
: ((She tried to get in a ship with Jay, her own character's mother
Barchar: (IS! THAT! A EUPHAMISM!?)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i thought our faborite game was clipboards))
Charaster: ((also i'd like to point out
Barchar: (also wpw)
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Barchar: (That's no kinky, that's just weird)
Charaster: ((muffet is talking to fellby's wife at the moment
Barchar: (Muffet gettin ready to steal her man back)
Charaster: ((fellby and two-face have already gotten in a fight...
Charaster: ((so he might be a bachelor again soon
: (( Not even sure if rosalie fucker did what they threatened or is just trying to be edgy
Barchar: (Have you ever gotten into singing a song, and then it just stops)
Barchar: (And you're left feeling dead inside)
: ((Every watsky song
: ((Watsky fucking LOVES his dramatic pauses
Barchar: (Like, it has to buffer for some reason, or Spotify crashed)
Barchar: (And it's just like)
Barchar: ('Why')
Charaster: ((dude when my mom used to drive me to school
Charaster: ((it would happen all the time with the radio
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Charaster: ((... it still happens with my cds
: (( Tfw your CD skips
Barchar: (You're having a good time and then it just stops and it's like)
Barchar: ("What am I doing with my life. Why can't I have nice things")
Charaster: ((oooh rap battles are starting
Barchar: (And Spotify won't open again for some reason(
Charaster: ((frisk vs baymax
CryingEevee OOC: ((>go on a date with elizabeth))
Barchar: (Pfff)
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CryingEevee OOC: ((she wanted to be shown around the mall and the game is calling it a date. good))
Charaster: ((frisk lost
Barchar: (They ain't gonna heal after those hot rhymes)
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, and it's actually voice acted. good.))
: ((Inksans trying this fucking 'i know Miyus number'
: (('i dialed every number until i got hers'
Barchar: (>play overwatch)
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Barchar: (>read route 66)
Charaster: ((papyrus vs professor oak
Barchar: (>as route 69)
: ((Fuck no you didn't her number is fucking full of LETTERS
: ((Her number is literally SHOE-ARE-COOL
CryingEevee OOC: (("2,000 of your 500 yen coins to be axact"))
CryingEevee OOC: ((anyone know how much that translates to dollars?))
CryingEevee OOC: ((because it SOUNDS like that's a butt-ton but i dunno with yen))
: ((Alright lets play a game
: ((Screenshot your desktop
: ((Lets see how messy we are
: http://prntscr.com/cfsxc3
Charaster: ((... no
Barchar: (1 yen is about 1 cent iirc)
Charaster: ((anyway ce, to answer your question
Charaster: ((2000 times 500 is, uh
Charaster: ((1,000,000
Charaster: ((so 1 million yen would be...
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Randy: hello
CryingEevee OOC: http://imgur.com/a/9UBvh
: Now we just need MV
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: By the way Tri
Charaster: ((that much http://prntscr.com/cfsxwx
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: Do you want pirate mode
Randy: pirate mode?
Randy: i do torrent a lot of things so sure /s
: For chapter 16
CryingEevee OOC: ((das a butt-ton of money))
Randy: does it actually change what we do, or just how we talk andp look
Randy: and*
: Well
Viridi: -You wouldn't have.-
: If you want cutlass and flintlock fights with a pirate ship
Viridi: -Like this bitch would get with anyone else. The humans probably get so annoyed because of how strict she is about the forest and actually keeping it safe and shit.-
Randy: Possibly
Randy: Though probably not
Randy: Yeah I think no pirate mode
Randy: Never cared much for pirates
: Why
CryingEevee OOC: ((what about space pirate mode /s))
: Why the fuck
Viridi: -You wanna fucking litter? Well you're getting you ass fined high amounts of money.-
: How can you reduse
: Refuse*
Randy: Because I don't and haven't liked pirates
: Do you want to fucking get on a pirate ship and steal cutlasses and do a different type of battle that's a mix between RPG and fighting RP
Viridi: -Wanna commit arson? Many years in jail. Commit arson again? Have fun in the wasteland that is the rest of the world.-
FFrisk: Pretty much the same rules as over here.
Charaster: ((i fed hp lovecraft bread and he melted
: And the flintlocks have limited ammo so you can use them wisely
Randy: Okay RPG and RP mix sounds cool
Randy: Well
Randy: I don't like pirates but all these mechanics sound neat so
Randy: I vote pirate mode
: You would of fought water Pokémon and talk
: If you don't do pirate mode
Viridi: -But being exiled from her forest is basically a death sentence, cause there is no food on this dead earth.-
Viridi: -Esentially, slow, painful starving to death. If you don't die of dehydration first.-
FFrisk: You don't get exiled from her forest. Hessyst usually gets to you first.
Viridi: -That is a good point.-
CryingEevee OOC: (("this may sound forward, but... i'd like to accompany you agian sometime"))
Gaston Timeline: -To be fair, most of the planet in this timeline is a wasteland.-
Gaston Timeline: -Gaster only focused on a tiny portion of the planet.
: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TJrPg1g.jpg]Hessyst[/url]: Go on motherfucker.
: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TJrPg1g.jpg]Hessyst[/url]: Commit arson,
: [url=http://i.imgur.com/TJrPg1g.jpg]Hessyst[/url]: I fucking dare you.
Viridi: -She also probably sets rules in place of doing things that annoy her.-
: ((Nothanksimgood))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i can't help but feel i'm going to fail persona 3. because there's technically a limited amount of days))
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Smol Asriel: ((Hiya
: ((Hello))
Randy: Hello
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))
: ((We should play a game of Exquisite Corpse
CryingEevee OOC: ((...excuse?))
Randy: Hmm?
Asmodeus : -He has entered the bar a bit ago, cause he was bored at home.-
: ((Basically, get 10-12 people
: ((5-8, eh
: ((Laharl, is that a game about necrophiliacs))
: ((And start up some fucking rap verses, and carry them from one-another to make a story
: ((Okay it's not))
: ((To make a sort of frankenstein rap
Randy: I cannot rap
Randy: At all
: ((Nor can I))
Charaster: ((well the problem is laharl, i don't rap
CryingEevee OOC: ((isn't that just a rap version of the sentence game?))
Charaster: ((and i don't listen to rap
CryingEevee OOC: ((also yeah, i can't rap))
Randy: I also don't listen to rap
CryingEevee OOC: ((unless i parappa the rapper it))
: ((Thats what makes it fucking hilarious
Randy: My least favorite genre
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have a burning hate for rap other than dan bull's stuff.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and, eminem i guess. i think i actually liked his stuff))
: https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4yvide/im_independent_musician_poet_writer_and_label/
: Watsky did an AMA
Charaster: ((speaking of rap, i'm gonna do another rap battle
Randy: You missed it rip
Charaster: ((... karl pilkington vs enoch
Charaster: ((enoch won
Randy: Hooray
: ((A reminder that Watsky put a 5 minute song about oral sex in his album
: ((And called it the Risky One With The Biggest Message
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Randy: Sometimes I'm the only one that uses god damn mayonnaise
Randy: I feel like the only one*
: http://prntscr.com/cft3ck
Charaster: ((mayo is fucking disgusting
Randy: [i]what[/i]
Charaster: ((you fucking heard me
Randy: :(
Barchar: (Chime is the only sane woman in a world of mayonnaise loving madmen)
Randy: do you also not like mayo?
CryingEevee OOC: ((i've never had mayo and i don't want to try it. it smells disgusting))
Smolster: (mayo's pretty good..)
Randy: yessssss
Randy: smol join me
Barchar: (...i don't know how to respond to that in a 'no I do not like mayo' way)
Barchar: (Yes? No?)
Barchar: (Maybe? I don't know?)
Barchar: (Can you repeat that question?)
Randy: you can say you don't like mayo
: ((Mayo is eh
Barchar: (life is unfair...)
Randy: i never watched that show
Randy: is it really good
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Barchar: (I can't fucking remember)
Barchar: (The only thing about Malcom in the middle I remember is the theme song)
: "someone having a seizure would probably make a pretty good lover, if you could time it right. but no, i haven't seized while fuckin" - George Fucking Watsky
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Randy: laharl what is your opinion on mayonnaise
: I put it on my sandwiches, that its
Randy: good enough
Barchar: (That's three may-negative, two mayo-positive, and one mayo-neutral)
Randy: and zero may[i]o[/i]-negative?
: I'm neutral on mayo
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CryingEevee OOC: ((missed opportunity to say may-no))
: I just put it on dry sandwiches
: WHich is it's main use
: I fucking hate mayonnaise
Randy: dammit
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: ((Watsky almost did a jojo song
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Jäger Leyline: ((where be everyone?
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Randy: brb
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Jäger Leyline: ((nm
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Barchar: (I'm playing overwatch)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm playing persona 3))
Jäger Leyline: ((I would too, but I don't have internet atm
Fellby: ((we should probably rp huh
Jäger Leyline: aka he enters the bar
Fellby: -Did someone call for a motherfucker-
Fellby: -'cause here's one right now-
Muffet: her too. Only be mothers, though.
Muffet: we, adoption I guess
Asmodeus : "Hey dad. And Muffet. And Fellby."
Randy: back
Fellby: "Hey there."
Jäger Leyline: Hey Fellby
Jäger Leyline: Hey son
Jäger Leyline: Hey Mufft
Asmodeus : "I almost immediately am uncomfortable."
Asmodeus : "It's stunning how quick that was."
Fellby: "What's up?"
Muffet: she waves Jager and Asmodeus. At the same time. Six arms, fuckerz
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Randy: Randy enters, a metal sphere again. Another metal sphere is beside him, with Rorand written on it.
Jäger Leyline: Not much, you Fellby?
Asmodeus : "You talking to me?"
Jäger Leyline: something wrong Asmo?
Fellby: "Nothing much. I was thinking of maybe heading to the tea house to check out Open Mic night."
Asmodeus : "Well. I think there is an obvious answer to that."
Jäger Leyline: Oh yeah
CryingEevee OOC: ((i am no longer playing persona 3 because eh))
Jäger Leyline: sounds fun fellby
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Smol Asriel: ((Got a new game
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh?))
Smol Asriel: ((Supposedly you can tulpas in this
Smol Asriel: ((Like pokemon
Randy: Woah cool
CryingEevee OOC: ((care to say what it is?))
Smol Asriel: ((Ar tonelico
Asmodeus : -He is very specifically looking anywhere that isn't Muffet.-
Smol Asriel: ((I bought melody of elemia, which I think is the first, but idunno :p
Jäger Leyline: sits down
Randy: Rorand suddenly disappears.
Fellby: sits down as well.
: (( Aaaand the trainer just fell apart
Barchar: (collecting tulpa seems even more morally questionable than...the rest of kt)
: (( The bolts and legs flew out while I tried to flip it open
Randy: Rip
Muffet: she sits next to fellby
Jäger Leyline: what do they do on open mic night? sing?
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Smol Asriel: ((I don't know if you get them like pokemon and stuff them in boxes or whatever
Fellby: "Yup."
Smol Asriel: ((I just know you get them
Smol Asriel: ((And use them in battle
Barchar: (BRB SU)
Smol Asriel: ((I think they're kinda like stands
Asmodeus : "..."
Fellby: ((shit i forgot that was on tonight...
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Jäger Leyline: nudges muffet and points to Asmo
CryingEevee OOC: ((kinda like stands, kinda like personas))
Jäger Leyline: you a good singer?
Fellby: "Well, I dunno about that."
Asmodeus : -If you are trying to get Muffet's attention on him. You are an evil evil man. Not really, but you get the point.-
Smol Asriel: ((Won't know until i play it
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Jäger Leyline: you should hear me sing
Jäger Leyline: pretty sure last time I did, people cried
Fellby: "Really now?"
: ((Fuck yeah new map on comp))
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Jäger Leyline: in a bad way
Asmodeus : "No, I'm sure you're just fine, Jäger."
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Jäger Leyline: how about you Fells?
Jäger Leyline: you do karoke?
: Discord wtf
Fellby: "Eh. I've sung now and then..."
Fellby: "But I'm mostly gonna check it out to see if any cuties show up."
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Jäger Leyline: good idea
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Jäger Leyline: hey did you ever get with that Vaati guy?
Fellby: "Oh him? Yeah, I did."
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Randy: Metal sphere remains if anyone wants to do anything with it.
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Jäger Leyline: howwashe?
Jäger Leyline: how was he?*
Asmodeus : -He just leans on Jager, keeping as much distance from Muffet as is socially acceptable.-
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Fellby: "Fantastic. He's so damn flexible."
Jäger Leyline: huh
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Vaati: it's because he has nothing vital below the general nipple area
Jäger Leyline: top or bottom?
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Randy: Oh hey MV
Fellby: "Well, he bottomed for me, but..."
Smolster: (hi darling!!)
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Jäger Leyline: but?
: (("No, butt."
Fellby: "Sounds to me he's a switch hitter."
: ((Fuck we have enough people for PMD but I gotta do shit first
Randy: Rip
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CryingEevee OOC: ((riperino))
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: "RIP"ING does not help in this situatio
: n
Jäger Leyline: a what?
Fellby: "He does both, baby."
: Or rather
Randy: Ripping has never helped a single time it has been said
: Situatri
Randy: But it has---what
Muffet: she glances at Asmodeus
: Ikr
Randy: That
Muffet: before shrugging, giving Jager a 'what' look
Randy: Clipboards
Randy: https://i.redd.it/76gcaywotakx.png
: Anyways let me finish printing a report and making a--
Fellby: ((http://prntscr.com/cfsxwx
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: The English name for Professor Oak's cousin is Samson Oak.
Vaati: (( https://s18.postimg.io/508lxl5q1/image.jpg
Jäger Leyline: oh
: ((Yes
: That's beautiful MV
: ((That's my clipboard()
Randy: Wow
CryingEevee OOC: http://imgur.com/a/9UBvh
: ((I copied a password and needed somethin to change it to))
Randy: That is just
Randy: The best clipboard
Jäger Leyline: just smirks at muffet
Randy: Brb
Muffet: "Is there something I'm missing, Jager?"
Asmodeus : -He is looking at Jager and is not enjoying any implications with this scenario.-
Smolster: ( https://s13.postimg.io/ouz7a5ifb/image.png
CryingEevee OOC: ((i see stan, i think satan. it's jsut a thing now))
: Anyone here feel like teaming up in tf2
: And ruining some casual games
Vaati: very much does switch
Barchar: (I'm playing overwatch)
Fellby: ((so tomodachi jontron hates chamomile tea
: ((So no friends, alright
Jäger Leyline: Oh noting muffet
: ((I'll go play medic in a pub
Vaati: ((rip
Muffet: "Okay then."
Jäger Leyline: nothing
: So if I'm guessing correctly
: PMD will be 7:00
: Also MV
Vaati: ((also, the schyro quadruple bird is a part of a draw the squad meme. here's the lineart. https://s21.postimg.org/f6csjdi7r/image.jpg
Randy: back
Vaati: ((?
: Yar Har Fiddle Dee Dee?
: ((Jager: "How hard do I have to fucking try to do this"))
Vaati: ((i dont know that song
: Yes or no
Vaati: ((but yes
: Okay good
: We will be doing pirate mode then
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Vaati: ((im never drawing prismaton again
: Anyways hopefully I'll be back at 7:00
Barchar: (Is he a toughie?)
Chalor: Fuck it TF2 isn't loading up i'll throw her in.
: Flame could describe pirate mode if he felt like hit
: it"
Vaati: ((k
: it*
Vaati: ((also, yes
: Damn you phone
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Randy: Randy is still in front of the anydoor.
Chalor: She proves once more that not all charas are stealthy, Miss Monochrome trying her best to get in quietly, too bad the light in the bar reflects off hr and acts as a beacon of 'hey im here fuckers'
Fellby: ((tomodachi john cena: "i'd like a new look for my apartemnt"
Fellby: ((bitch you live in a wrestling ring
Fellby: ((what could be more perfect
Asmodeus : "..."
Chalor: "..."
Barchar: (could you give him a shitty one then switch him back)
Jäger Leyline: nudges Asmo
Chalor: She orders a drink from the bar.
Fellby: ((i could
Chalor: ((A bigger ring
Jäger Leyline: you know I'm really glad this place doesn't randomly break out into song
Fellby: "Oh, god, I am too."
Fellby: "I fucking hate musicals."
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Muffet: "...Uh?"
Chalor: <...>
: ((Yee haw
Muffet: "That's an odd thing to say."
Jäger Leyline: I like musicals, but imagine liek righr now
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Chalor: "..."
Jäger Leyline: if he had to get up, sing and dance
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Vaati: enters, wearing a shiny silver leather jacket, a black turtleneck top, black jeans, black booties with silver spikes on the toe and heel, spiked bracelets, silver lipstick, and black eyeshadow.
Chalor: ((MV
Vaati: ((what
Chalor: ((WHy does Vaati have my exact outfit minus all the lipstick
Vaati: ((wait hold the fuck up
Chalor: ((I own a silver leather jacket, a black turleneck top, black jeans, black boots, and some silver spurs I used for a cosplay a long time ago
Vaati: ((i had no idea
: ((That's a lotta spikes
Randy: Woah
Vaati: ((though his boots have heels
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Fellby: ((laharl is vaati confirmed
Vaati: Hello.
Fellby: "Hey there."
Chalor: ((Like what the actual fuck
Vaati: ((laharl can you confirm
Randy: Sphere is still here
Randy: I guess
Chalor: ((Brb testing if I can summon tornadoes
Jäger Leyline: Oh, damn, I think we are about to go into a musical, and Vaati is going to be the lead
Vaati: What?
Chalor: "...I'm gonna do it."
Asmodeus : -He is glad Jager stopped that.-
Chalor: ((Back
Alki: walks in
Randy: Hi Ant
: (( I have a black trench coat, a white t-shirt, combat boots and khaki pants
Chalor: ((Turns out I've been summoning tornados and shit for the past week
Vaati: ((o fuck
Vaati: Hello.
Randy: Laharl caused Hurricane Gaston
Chalor: She idly takes one of her crystallic fingernails.
Chalor: And taps it on the counter to a small beat.
Alki: "Hello everyone [s]long time no see[/s]"
Fellby: "Heeeeyyy... you."
: Hell yeah
Vaati: Who may you be?
: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Atlantic_hurricane_season#Hurricane_Gaston
Randy: I'm considering changing Randy's mechanic so it doesn't entirely rely on other people doing things that involve him
Alki: ((fucking sonic has ruined the phrase long time no see for me forever))
Chalor: And then she slams her fist on the counter four times.
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Chalor: [url=http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=o7yIy0Z6axs#Annie_OST(2014)_-_It_s_A_Hard-Knock_Life]"IT'S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!~"[/url]
Randy: Fuck it
Chalor: Chalor you bitch.
Randy: Randy turns into a drum.
Randy: And begins drumming to the song.
Frism: <>/She starts laughing
Vaati: ...
Fellby: stares at Chalor. "Don't you fucking dare, I swear to god."
CryingEevee OOC: ((hard knock life but with the word "us" replaced with soulja boy saying "you"))
Asmodeus : "Hah, look, a distraction!"
Chalor: "For us!"
Chalor: "It's a hard knock life, for us!"
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Alki: "I'm Alki. I'm a scientist...was a scientist..."
Vaati: That production was unentertaining.
Vaati: I am Vaati. A pleasure.
Chalor: "'Steada treated, we get tricked!" She kicks up onto a stool.
Fellby: attempts to interrupt Chalor's song with a soulja boy "YOOOOOOOOU". Thanks for the idea, ce.
Alki: holds out a blue cybernetic hand
Chalor: "Steada kisses, we get kicked." And starts tapping her crystallic shoes on the counter, but gets interrupted.
Chalor: "..."
Chalor: "What, want a different song?"
Fellby: "no."
Vaati: shakes with his own clawed one.
Randy: Um
Randy: <> is something for Frism/Chalor
Frism: <"Left">
Randy: true
Randy: Cobalt has mind stuff?
Randy: Neato
Alki: (( I'm using <> to indicate that cobalt is talking in alki's head sorta like cortana))
Randy: Wait he's in Ak---yeah
Chalor: She pulls out Frism's little mirror that everyone needs to polish their crystals.
Randy: Whoops
Chalor: "When I look in, the mirror!~"
Jäger Leyline: ......
Jäger Leyline: is just watching chalor
Fellby: just. Sighs.
Chalor: [url=http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=hLHXUPUJFPk#Weezer_-_The_Good_Life]"Can't believe what I see."[/url]
Alki: (( Cobalt is an AI in Alki's hand ))
Randy: It drums to the new beat.
Chalor: "Tell me who's that funky d-"
Chalor: The song cuts short, cut she hooks a crystal on the bar stool.
Chalor: And faceplants onto the floor.
Jäger Leyline: ha
Vaati: ...Oh.
Randy: It turns into a horn and plays The Price Is Right fail.
Fellby: snorts.
Vaati: looks at the horn.
Barchar: Randy is fuckin savage
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Vaati: ...What is that?
Cobalt: <...I'm still trying to understand what you're problem is with me>
Randy: Yeah, this is a lot more enjoyable than the other mechanic
Asmodeus : "It's funny because she can get serious brain injuries from a fall hard to the head. Oh wait, that's not actually that funny... Are you alright?"
Chalor: Chalor's colors glitch.
Randy: He turns into a metal sphere, with Randy written on it in sharpie.
Randy: It.
Vaati: ...This explains very little, other than it is seemingly referred to as Randy.
Frism: sup bitches. "Our heads aren't that squishy."
Alki: sits at the bar counter and observes whatever is going on in the bar
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Randy: It transforms into random objects, showing off how it works.
Vaati: ...A shapeshifting object.
Randy: It turns into a thumbs up.
Vaati: Okay. But why?
Fellby: "... Did one of those SCPs get loose in here?
Randy: It pauses for a second, then turns into floating arms that shrug.
Vaati: ...SCP?
Vaati: ...
Randy: Then it turns into a head and shakes it.
Fellby: stops for a moment. [sub]"Don't worry about it."[/sub]
Asmodeus : "Alright."
Vaati: As a man who turns into an eyeball, this is very strange.
Chalor: Sorry pals
Chalor: The DITTO SCP is a boss
Chalor: Not Randy
Randy: Randy is Ditto /s
Randy: Randy turns into an eyeball.
Alki: "What...exactly...is that thing" (refering to randy)
Vaati: turns into the huge eyeball bat thing.
Vaati: I know not.
Randy: Randy turns into a metal sphere again, with the 'Randy' in sharpie on it.
Alki: "Or...person...I'm not exactly sure what is and isn't sentient in this place..."
Asmodeus : -He just looks around.-
Frism: she waves
Jäger Leyline: whispers to Fellby
Jäger Leyline: you didn't do him in that form did you?
Frism: to Asmodeus
Vaati: is a huge eyebal bat.
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Fellby: whispers back. [sub]"no"[/sub]
Vaati: 10' diameter
Chalor: Now, for the secret project now that Chalor exists
Jäger Leyline: good
: High Feast Laharl [Chalor] is now High Feast Laharl [Companion].
Muffet: Fellby would find a way
Vaati: No, we did not.
Companion: Project Companion is go
Frism: que
Asmodeus : "Hello. What's your name?"
Vaati: Though I suppose it would be interesting.
Frism: "I'm Frism."
Asmodeus : -He's stuttering a bit while talking, but not much.-
CryingEevee OOC: ((stop having projects with vague names))
Frism: "Like, uh, I think there are people named 'frisk'? Like that. But with a prism."
Frism: she shrugs, standing up
CryingEevee OOC: ((and having project in the name))
: ((Project projector
Alki: 's hand taps impatiently on the counter
Alki: <...stop>
CryingEevee OOC: ((that's a three times offender))
Vaati: flies by Jäger and Fellby. "You two must realize my hearing is exceptional, do you not?"
Randy: It turns into a drum and plays a simple beat idly.
CryingEevee OOC: ((brb))
Muffet: "I think the whispering was a formality, vaati."
: ((...Project projector projection~...
Asmodeus : "Okay."
Vaati: ...Hm.
: (( glad I bought three of these things
Vaati: Still, it is not of use to keep secrets that way.
Barchar: "That's ignoring the fact that I exist." she said, now suddenly existing
Frism: she yelps, putting her hands up
Barchar: "...Hi, Frism."
Fellby: "Hey Barchar."
Vaati: Hello.
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: http://i.imgur.com/cZZMgl1.jpg
: Still doing shit
Alki: jumps back a little at barchar's sudden existence
Barchar: "Hi, Fellby."
Barchar: "Was I invisible again?"
Vaati: idly floats in the air.
Jäger Leyline: yeah it was
Vaati: Yes.
Barchar: "It's hard for me to tell when I do that."
Jäger Leyline: Hey babe
: ((The Engineer is Engi-Near
Alki: "Um...you...you weren't here...but now you're here...."
Asmodeus : "Hello, mom."
Fellby: "Yeah, you were."
Barchar: "Yeah."
Barchar: "I do that."
Barchar: "I think it has something to do with that time I didn't exist."
CryingEevee OOC: ((quick, mildly inconvenient gimmick))
Vaati: flies to the couch and settles, wings folding to a resting state.
Randy: A comma after every word
Barchar: (speaking in pig latin)
Cobalt: seems really impatient and forces herself into a handshake position
Vaati: ((the first thing i thought of is becomes tiny for a few minutes a day
CryingEevee OOC: ((mv plz))
Vaati: ((itd be inconvenient
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: "You okay there, child?"
: High Feast Laharl [Companion] is now High Feast Laharl [].
Alki: "...yes?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((tfw i have 22 repeats on fruit salad yummy yummy))
Barchar: "Okay."
Vaati: ((my other thought was uncontrollable electric powers that give tiny shocks upon contact with others
: ((I have 15,000 on bonus ducks
Frism: she sits on the couch, looking around
Fellby: ((corsiva kind of has that
Alki: forces his arm back down
CryingEevee OOC: ((now on the flipside, mildly convenient gimmick))
Fellby: ((only she shocks people on purpose
Vaati: is casually resting, as a 10' eyebat
Barchar: (Never needing to eat)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'd think never needing to poop would be more mild))
Vaati: ((never needing to breathe
Fellby: ((being made of fire is awfully convenient
Vaati: ((tru
Alki: (( Never getting fruedian slips. about as mild as it gets ))
Alki: (( Just no typos either ))
Randy: Speedwalking takes the energy of walking, running takes the energy of speedwalking, and sprinting takes the energy of running
Jäger Leyline: is resting on Fellby
Vaati: ((always has exact change
Randy: Walking takes no effort
Randy: Or energy
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CryingEevee OOC: ((infinite walking))
Muffet: she chuckles, looking at Jager and Fellby
Randy: Indeed
Alki: (( The ability to change haircuts at will ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((ability to change how you smell))
Jäger Leyline: what?
Asmodeus : -He is happily away from that group, but not like too far away.-
Muffet: "Not a thing, gros morceau."
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Fellby: ((I'M
Fellby: ((WOW
Randy: Gg
Vaati: ((pls no spoil
Randy: I think it's Tomodachi
Alki: (( yes no spoils ))
Fellby: ((shit sorry
Randy: Welp
Vaati: ((it ok
Barchar: (DeeDee killed it this episode I swear she was great)
CryingEevee OOC: ((y'know, we could probably kick off ca2tale after pmd today))
Fellby: ((you uh
Muffet: she beckons Barchar over.
Fellby: ((can't get numbers in tomodachi
Randy: o
Fellby: ((most of my miis don't even own phones
Vaati: casually is a big eyeball.
Barchar: she looks slightly confused, walking over. "What's up?"
Alki: "Soo...why are you an eye...?"
Muffet: "Nothing. I just want to get revenge on your boyfriend." she wraps her tail against Barchar's leg, pulling her into a lean
Randy: The drumming becomes more complex. Though it's not really evident at all, it's challenging itself.
Barchar: shows no objection
CryingEevee OOC: ((you know, tomodachi life is weird, married miis have hosues, and yet they spend most of the time in their apartment))
Vaati: Because I enjoy going into this form sometimes.
: Frisky 's connection timed out.
: Swood's connection timed out.
Barchar: (Wait, I thought the married miis only went to their apartments if you called them?)
Jäger Leyline: grabs BC and Muffet, places muffet on Fellby's lap, then BC on his, then push the two two to each other and then leans on Fellby
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CryingEevee OOC: ((nope, they can still be in their apartments))
Jäger Leyline: there,
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Alki: 's hand holds up a middle finger for like a breif second before anyone notices
Fellby: "Oooooh! Wow."
Vaati: (("if youre a minish, why are you tall" ""
Barchar: "...damn."
Muffet: "You...are dexterous."
Vaati: sprouts arms and applauds.
CryingEevee OOC: ((you know... i have been compared to moon moon before))
Fellby: "I'll say."
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Jäger Leyline: what? we at as your seats while you two still cuddle
Alki: <...you wouldn't!>
Asmodeus : "Okay."
Fellby: loops his arm around Muffet's waist.
Asmodeus : "You're all gonna fall."
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Vaati: Your balance is exceptional.
Muffet: she shrugs. "If we do, you're all allowed to laugh at us."
Vaati: Noted.
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: ( I need a gimmick too
: Drakon blinks.
: Fuck looks like this may take slightly longer
Randy: Rip
: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha."