Nox: ((So that I can sell them on the market

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Nox: ((And buy an item from the mann co store using it

Gaster: "Did you know they had no clean water back then? All they have to drink is shitty beer."

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MettatonSEX: I did not.

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: ((you cant sell drops i dont think

Gaster: "I'm not one for drinking beer, but I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to be gritty."

: ((or metal

Jäger Leyline: doesnt sound half bad

CryingEevee OOC: ((>"i hang out with frisk almost everyday" YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEM UNTIL TODAY))

MettatonSEX: It isn't supposed to be.

Gaster: ((i forgot vader eloha and ghirahim got married

Jäger Leyline: thats what buikds the floof on your chest though

Jäger Leyline: builds*

Gaster: frowns, then glances at his own chest.

: -Gaster's phone suddenly gets fifty-odd texts from Mettaton saying various 'I love you!' messages.-

MettatonSEX: He's a skeleton.

Gaster: "... Oh yeah, there's no cell phone reception either."

MettatonSEX: I figured.

Gaster: "No satellites."

Jäger Leyline: errr bone marrow?

MettatonSEX: No phones either.

CryingEevee OOC: ((zoidberg is wearing a gothic dress))

Gaster: "All they had was people yelling at other people."

MettatonSEX: ...Jäger, gritty beer is unfiltered beer.

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Gaster: ((the beer thing is actually true

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Gaster: ((i learned it in history class

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MettatonSEX: ((sweet

Smolster: (i made jasper in my tomodachi life and tried to date her but she dumped me like 8 times)

Lily: Aw that sucks

Smolster: (and then i deleted her..

Jäger Leyline: ((anicent egyptains were the first to do cat memes too

MettatonSEX: (smol is ruthless /s

CryingEevee OOC: ((you can't TRY to date someone in tomodachi. i leave it up to rngesus))

CryingEevee OOC: ((sans just beat gaben's son in a rap battle))

Gaster: ((enoch's voice in OFF: deep imposing laughter

MettatonSEX: ((HEH HUH

Gaster: ((enoch's voice in my tomodachi game: digital farting

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Smol Asriel: ((That went better than expected

Nox: ((MV that triggers me

MettatonSEX: ((sorry

Barchar: she's here

CryingEevee OOC: ((all od my tomodachi voices are just... somewhat random))

Smol Asriel: ((My dad fuckin backed me up too

Nox: ((We do not tolerate the quote from Fat Fuck Ronald McDonald in this house

Jäger Leyline: Im aware hence why drinking it makes you tough

Nox: ((Gj Slar

CryingEevee OOC: ((reggie suggested eating crossants for breafast to get taller))

Smolster: (mv and mettaton are married in my tomodachi life, and have had like 3 kids so far)

Lily: Nice

MettatonSEX: ((nice

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Gaster: "So you're saying you'd happily run around the desert wearing a glorified diaper while drinking shitty beer."

CryingEevee OOC: ((so, there's a rumor the animal crossing villager bought a pirate ship))

: "I'd do that with him."

: "Sounds like fun."

Lily: Mfw have a small problem and there is literally nothing to solve it

Jäger Leyline: the shitty beer part

MettatonSEX: ((funny thing about smols tomodachi life: she was trying to get schyro and gaster together. look how that turned out

Jäger Leyline: did it for like 4 years

Barchar: "...Okay. I was kinda zoned out for a bit, and don't feel like looking back through my memories to spoil the surprise. What the FUCK are you talking about?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((snake apparently is all about collecting antique clocks, and so is my mii))

Gaster: "Well, there was an upside to this weekend though. We saved the Serapeum!"

MettatonSEX: Nice!

Barchar: (The way Gaster and Metta find out about Barchar's weird feelings is that she almost calls one of them 'dad')

CryingEevee OOC: (("so... if you could buy a mutant domino, you would, right?"))

Barchar: (also the wat)

Jäger Leyline: grity beer

MettatonSEX: ((smols gaster: complains about hair despite being bald

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Gaster: ((that was the back-up place they used when the library of Alexandria was destroyed

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Gaster: ((looks like i got my dates wrong, they'd be wearing togas at this time period, but I think the beer thing would still be true

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Jäger Leyline: wheres muffet?

MettatonSEX: ((barchar calls them "dads"

Barchar: ("Aww")

Gaster: "... I don't know."

Barchar: ("FUCK, I WANTED IT TO BE DRAMATIC")

MettatonSEX: Probably either at her house or working.

Lily: Brb

Jäger Leyline: said that to BC

Muffet: cheri is back. Her day is occupied for now.

Smolster: (barchar: daddy)

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Barchar: "Dunno."

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Barchar: "Haven't seen her since I got back to the bar."

MettatonSEX: ((mettaton: i'm kinkshaming

Lily: Back

Gaster: ((i tried to get muffet and fellby together in my game but muffet ran off with jontron, and fellby settled with two-face

Barchar: (Barchar: "I'm sorry my inner kinky freak is showing")

Barchar: (Jager: "It's outer, babe.")

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Barchar: (is two-face a girl?)

MettatonSEX: holds his darling close.

Gaster: ((yes

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Barchar: (okay then)

Muffet: considering her ahtred of memes

Muffet: i imagine that every fuck with jontron is a hatefuck

Nox: **See I thought you were talking the batman villain

MettatonSEX: ((same, laharl

Nox: ((And just got sooooo fucking confused

Barchar: (Wait he's not?)

Barchar: (she*)

Gaster: ((if you've watched the vinesauce playthrough of tomodachi life it's the twoface who dated walrus, then ditched him for donkey kong

Barchar: (damn s key)

Barchar: (I have not)

Jäger Leyline: huh

Gaster: ((she's literally a woman who has two faces

Barchar: "She's probably fine."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i read vinesauce as vietnamese))

CryingEevee OOC: ((vietnamese tomodachi life))

Gaster: "She's a tough woman."

MettatonSEX: ((vietnamese crystal

Jäger Leyline: shes been wrapped around you for the paat few days

MettatonSEX: ((eggie drug bag fuck

Barchar: "Yeah. Maybe she's making sure Fellby doesn't get jealous."

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Jäger Leyline: true

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Jäger Leyline: but Im pretty Fellby is a rather secure person

Gaster: ((fellby, when returning from his weekend away, probably dropped his bags, scooped Muffet up, and yelled "GIVE ME SOME LOVING, BABE"

Muffet: ("Kay.")

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MettatonSEX: starts purring while holding his love.

Barchar: She shrugs. "Probably."

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Jäger Leyline: besides he can always get even by stealing me from you

Gaster: "Mmmh, I missed being able to sleep next to someone who doesn't snore."

CryingEevee OOC: ((handsome squidward wants to be friends with chara. so then he'll be friends with both frisk and chara i guess))

MettatonSEX: Mmh.

Barchar: "Pssh. You'd do it anyway."

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Gaster: "Anatomy is fascinated by the concept of snoring, and he... well, he proudly snores."

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MettatonSEX: Oh my god.

Jäger Leyline: Ill steal all three of you

Barchar: she scracks up a bit. "God. That has to be, like..."

MettatonSEX: You work with nerds.

Gaster: "Like, I wasn't aware that could happen."

Barchar: "That has to shake the house."

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Gaster: "And he does shake the house."

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Gaster: "I asked to sleep outside."

Eon: -He probably clings to people with no escape for the held in his sleep.-

Barchar: "Well. You're back."

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MettatonSEX: Darling, that sucks.

Gaster: (("Clare and Gaster are wearing the same outfit"

Gaster: ((PROFESSOR OAK

Gaster: ((EVERYONE IS WEARING THE SAME OUTFIT

Gaster: ((I SAW TO THAT MYSELF

CryingEevee OOC: ((you put everyone in the same outfit?))

Gaster: ((yes

CryingEevee OOC: ((you are a freakin dictator))

Gaster: ((they are all wearing the maid outfit

Barchar: (hot)

Gaster: ((eh they can change out

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Gaster: ((ghirahim already has

CryingEevee OOC: ((let people wear what they want!...but give them a catsuit just in case))

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: ((I'm baaaaackkkk

: ((hi

CryingEevee OOC: ((i seriously don't remember if i gave most islanders a catsuit as a joke, or what))

MettatonSEX: ((hi

Nox: ((So CE puts everyone in catsuits and Chime puts everyone in maid outfits

Gaster: "Yeah, and Eon clung to my ribs like... I don't know."

Smol Asriel: ((I put everyone in a fez

Gaster: "It was three to a bed and it was terrible."

MettatonSEX: Like I do but worse?

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't put them in cat suits, i let them have one))

Gaster: "Yes."

CryingEevee OOC: ((also ninja costumes and robo-hero costumes))

: ((Flame confirm that you're alive

Barchar: "Sorry, Guardian. At least you're fine now."

: ((Tri confirm that you're alive

CryingEevee OOC: ((also brb))

: ((Flame is alive

MettatonSEX: Fuck, that's gotta su--

MettatonSEX: Guess what dipshit forgot to charge.

: ((Metta: Fuck, that's gotta Steven Universe

Gaster: "... You forgot to charge, didn't you."

Barchar: "Yup."

Jäger Leyline: (hey bread

MettatonSEX: Yes.

: ((Hello))

Gaster: "... Figures."

Smol Asriel: ((Hiya bread

Smol Asriel: ((Also why is there a columbine shooter fanbase

Gaster: ((because earth is secretly hell

: ((edgy kids

: ((or mental disorders

MettatonSEX: has a loose, limp hug on Gaster. Please recharge this shitty robot husband.

: ((a mix of those 2

Gaster: sighs and picks his husband up. "Looks like we're heading home."

Gaster: ((sugar either sounds really stupid or really sarcastic

Barchar: "See you, Gaster. Enjoy yourslf."

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Gaster: "I'll try."

Lily: Am alive now, sorry

Lily: Was trying something

: ((Okay

MettatonSEX: is going to apologize profusely once he comes to.

: ((We can do PMD when Tri comes back

Lily: wut

: ((Tri's tulpa I mean

Lily: o

: ((You know

: ((CE

Lily: yeah

Lily: ik

Smol Asriel: ((tri

: ((Good

Smol Asriel: ((Actually, Laharl u can tell him about it

Lily: um

Smol Asriel: ((Zero I

: ((sounds like a lotta TUPLA

Muffet: she walks in, humming happily. "Bonjour, everyone."

Barchar: (BTW chime)

Barchar: (Zero I is Azzy)

Barchar: (I'm not joking)

Gaster: ((i know

Barchar: (okay)

Lily: ...Holy fuck

Lily: I didn't know

Barchar: (We figured it out later)

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now MageVaati [MageVaati].

: Gaster [Gaster] is now Fellby [Fellby].

Smol Asriel: ((Paul T Hisowa

Barchar: (Who Is A Tulpa)

Smol Asriel: ((Iss good 10/10

Jäger Leyline: hey Muffin

Barchar: (anamgrams)

Jäger Leyline: muffet*

CryingEevee OOC: ((i think i stepped in cat pee on my way downstairs))

Fellby: ((oh no

Muffet: SHE'S NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE

Fellby: walks in too.

Barchar: "Hi, Fellby."

MageVaati: (rrrriiiiiiiiip)

Barchar: "Welcome back."

: ((i bet youre pissed about that

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Asmodeus : -He's been at the bar. He goes there during the day, and returns to Jäger's house at night.-

Jäger Leyline: oh hey Fellby

Fellby: "And hello to you too." He fingerguns, then kind of topples over.

Muffet: she tries to grab him

Smol Asriel: is still at the bar, depressed

CryingEevee OOC: ((test of [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meDqJqoq7K0]fuck everything[/url]))

Fellby: "Whoo. It's been that kind of weekend."

CryingEevee OOC: ((hey. it works))

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url]))

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Fellby: ((i forgot i gave frisk the campground interior

: ((its hip to fuck everything

Fellby: ((so i just see them rolling around in the dirk

Lily: So the internet on my computer completely fucking died

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Endling Asriel: -He's comforting him.-

Fellby: ((*dirt

Asmodeus : "...?"

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Lily: Why is it just the fucking computer

Asmodeus : -He's looking over at Smazzy and EA.-

Fellby: slowly rises to his feet again, stretching out.

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Muffet: "It's okay, cheri." she helps him up, wrapping her tail around his legs. "Hope yours doesn't feel too bare, Barchar."

Barchar: she shrugs. "I'll live."

Barchar: (btw frtisky, CE is in arcreator)

: ((Do you want to Pee Emm Dee now

: ((I know

Lily: Yes

Barchar: (I assume that's why MV got mettaton out)

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Barchar: (and i'm in already lol)

Lily: Am on mobile tho

Barchar: (DEAL WITH IT)

Lily: ok :(

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: Then get in arc reactor

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Asmodeus : "..."

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Jäger Leyline: need a massage fellby?

Asmodeus : -He goes over to the two, just looking at them.-

Jäger Leyline: hey Asmo

Asmodeus : "Hi."

Fellby: sighs. "No. I've had enough attention below the belt for a while."

Jäger Leyline: didnt mean that but okay

Barchar: "I think he meant it literally, Fellby."

Asmodeus : "Are you guys talkin about adult stuff? Should I leave?"

: Talking*

Barchar: "You're fine, Asmodeus."

Fellby: "Oh... oh, sorry. It's fine, my body should sort itself out soon."

Fellby: "I had to do a bit of... rearranging in there."

Asmodeus : "Alright."

Muffet: "I am going to do my best to not get aroused by that image."

Muffet: "I'm just glad you're back."

Fellby: smiles. "Me too."

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Jäger Leyline: likewise

Asmodeus : "...@

Asmodeus : -He's just confused, and is sitting there.-

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Fellby: ((i actually had a few thoughts on how a fire elemental's body works

Jäger Leyline: sorry asmo

Fellby: ((with mine, they have a little coal that acts as a core

Jäger Leyline: nah were fine

Jäger Leyline: sit down next to me

Fellby: ((and a good amount of them have a little chamber where a stomach would be, and that's where stuff they eat goes

Asmodeus : -He sits on his lap. Not exactly what Jager said, but he just did that cause he likes feeling like he's actually sitting better.-

Fellby: ((and then it burns, turning to ash, which is then excreted out of the body somehow

Muffet: she kinda has to come along. Or else she'll either trip fellby or be forced to come along.

Fellby: looks at Muffet. "Where do you wanna sit?"

Muffet: she shrugs. "Wherever you'd like, cheri. Near Jager, across from Jager, wherever."

: ((Muffet: on your face))

Fellby: "Hm... let's sit near Jager then."

: ((Fellby: oh))

Fellby: ((fellby: that can be arranged

Barchar: (Fellby: "Later)

Jäger Leyline: pats Asmos head

Muffet: she nods, walking over with him

Asmodeus : "I didn't know what you guys were talking about, so it's fine."

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Asmodeus : "I don't really mind if you guys talk about this stuff in front of me. Not like that's gonna scar me for life."

Jäger Leyline: you alreafy have your scars

Asmodeus : -He nods.-

Asmodeus : "Yeah."

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: (("You're a freak, Sterling."

Asmodeus : "I'm fine."

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Muffet: she sits down, holding Fellby's arm

Fellby: ((lonk: *sips coffee with his chin*

Barchar: (gg lonk)

Fellby: leans on his spoder gf.

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Jäger Leyline: hugs Asmo

Muffet: she sighs. "Love you, cheri. I missed you."

Fellby: "I missed you too. You and your pastries..."

Muffet: "...That may or may not be an innuendo. Either way, still."

Asmodeus : "Thabks for letting me stay with you, Jäger."

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Jäger Leyline: no problem kid

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Fellby: ((muffet just changed back into her schoolgirl uniform

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Barchar: "For the record, I think I'm her fallback when you're gone."

Barchar: "Muffet." she said, in a monotone. "I thought we had something special."

Asmodeus : "You remind me a bit of my dad. He was nice, and generous."

Asmodeus : "Not much for fighting."

Jäger Leyline: dont worry babe Im your fallback from muffet

Jäger Leyline: really kid?

Asmodeus : -He nods./

Muffet: she shrugged. "Oh well. Cheri is back."

Asmodeus : "I think, anyways. It's been some time."

Jäger Leyline: was your dad black like me?

Fellby: snuggles against Muffet. "Indeed he is."

Asmodeus : "No. He was white fured. Stubborn, too. I remember when he had been killed. He refused to be used no matter what."

Barchar: "Oh my god, Jager, you can't just ask if somebody is black."

Muffet: she glares at Barchar.

Barchar: "Sorry."

Asmodeus : "Unfortunately."

Jäger Leyline: I can because I am black

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Fellby: ((amethyst:"you wanna hear my impression of pearl"

Fellby: ((I FORGOT I HAD PEARL SHOUT "ROOOOOSE" WHEN SHE'S SAD

Asmodeus : "Now that I think about it, that memory is vivid. They shot him infront of me, in their attempt at conditioning me to do their bidding. It worked."

Barchar: (CHIME WHY)

Asmodeus : "I was weak. Well, I am weak."

Barchar: (ALSO THAT IS VERY IN-CHARACTER FOR AMETHYST BUT ALSO WHY)

Jäger Leyline: .....

Fellby: ((IDK BUT IT MADE IT THAT MUCH MORE HILARIOUS

Jäger Leyline: ....you were a kid not a fucking weapon

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Asmodeus : "To them, I was a weapon. Valuable one, 'till I stopped working. Physical labor is a tough thing, and I couldn't do it for as much as they wanted."

Jäger Leyline: seema upset

Jäger Leyline: (gtg work

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Asmodeus : "I learned a valuable lesson, at least. There are more bad people than good, everywhere. So you should really stick to the good ones. Or else you'll be stuck with the bad ones."

Asmodeus : -He starts just fiddling with a shot glass that is on the table.-

Fellby: watches this.

Muffet: she sighs. looking over there too

Asmodeus : -He doesn't actually look more upset at all after talking about that.-

Asmodeus : "How do people drink these? Aren't they like, terrible? Tasting, feeling, and for you?"

Fellby: "People drink it to get drunk."

Fellby: "Besides, there's ways to mask the alcohol taste."

Muffet: "It's an enjoyable experience."

Asmodeus : "I more mean these small ones. People always put hard liquor, and then look like they just drank something horrible."

Fellby: "Oh yeah, shots taste like ass."

Muffet: she shrugs. "But they get us money. so we make them."

Asmodeus : "Why do people buy them, though?"

Asmodeus : "Clearly if your making money, there's a meeker for them."

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: market*

Muffet: "Mortals are strange things."

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Asmodeus : "You're not a mortal?"

Fellby: "She's a succubus."

Muffet: "Not a mortal."

Asmodeus : "Well, you're a mortal, right Fellby?"

Fellby: "Yup."

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Asmodeus : "But you don't like them. I don't think it's a mortal thing, might just be differing opinions."

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Fellby: "I mean, it's good fuel for my flames."

Asmodeus : "Right."

: (("Let's build a goddamn boat." -Sterling

Asmodeus : "...Have you ever put chemicals, and metals that change your flame's color?"

Muffet: "Yes."

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Fellby: "Yeah, actually. I usually just go for magnesium, that makes me sparkle."

Asmodeus : "Mmhm."

Muffet: "It's pretty."

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Delta [Delta].

Delta: meh let's bring this guy in now why not

Fellby: "Yeah, my clients love it."

Delta: enters

Asmodeus : "Ever tried Lithium Chloride?"

Muffet: "as does his fiance.'

Delta: takes a look around, then has a seat, three crystal shards floating gently beside his shoulder

Fellby: "No?"

Asmodeus : "Makes your color like, Crimson. Dark red."

Fellby: "Oooh, I'lll have to try it out."

Asmodeus : "Hello."

Asmodeus : -Direxted towards Delta.-

Asmodeus : -Didn't really turn to Delta though.-

Delta: "Hello!"

Barchar: "Hi."

Muffet: "Hello, dearie."

Fellby: "Hey there."

Delta: the cat face is clearly a mask, it covers most of his head, he leans onto the bar, propping up a shoulder

Barchar: is this character from something

Barchar: cause i don't know what the fuck you're on about slarv

Delta: I posted a pic earlier

: ((Is it))

Fellby: ((i didn't see it

: ((Is it a warrior))

Delta: ((http://imgur.com/a/Bvzd0

Delta: ((he is a warrior indeed

Barchar: S I T U A T I O N A L G O D M O D D I N G ! ?

Asmodeus : "What's your name?"

Delta: "Delta"

Delta: Fucking Warrior

Barchar: "Barchar."

Muffet: "Muffet."

Fellby: "Huh, okay. Like a Delta rune..."

Delta: "Nice to meetcha!"

Fellby: "Oh! I'm Fellby."

Asmodeus : "Asmodeus."

Delta: "Cool names"

Muffet: "Thank you."

Delta: sounds young-ish

Asmodeus : "Your's is cool, too."

Delta: "Don't mind me, continue what you were doin"

Asmodeus : "Okay."

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Asmodeus : -He turns back to Fellby, and Muffet.-

Asmodeus : -He took that very literally.-

Fellby: "One time I tried emerald green. I smelled like pennies for a week..."

Asmodeus : -He nods.-

Muffet: "It made you seem very wealthy."

Muffet: "Well. As much as pennies are wealth."

Asmodeus : "Smelling like copper doesn't sound very wealthy."

Asmodeus : "Dirty, 'millions of people have touched this' copper."

Fellby: "Exactly."

Muffet: "Well."

Muffet: "...Still."

Muffet: "My attempt at twisting it into a good thing went poorly."

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Asmodeus : "Kinda."

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Asmodeus : "But, hey, you tried."

Muffet: "It's kind of the norm. for me."

: ((Welcome to PMD: Building Boat Sim 2016

Barchar: (hoopa's ark)

Delta: is watching

: ((No, Mew's Ark

Fellby: ((might as well call it ark reactor now

Barchar: (But Mew doesn't end with an 'ah' syllable)

Asmodeus : "I noticed you didn't burn when I touched you, by the way."

Asmodeus : -Geez, that just sounds weird.-

Nox: ((Hey did you know we're all iron man

Fellby: "Yeah, I put a lot of effort into controlling who I burn."

Muffet: "He doesn't, usually."

Muffet: "I should know."

Muffet: "...I mean. I don't know how much fire would hurt me anyway. I AM from Hell and all. But either way, he has not yet caused me harm due to heat."

Nox: ((Weeee're alll iron man

Nox: ((Cause we've all had

Nox: ((an arc reactore

Barchar: (u think ur clever)

Fellby: ((asriel went to bed in tomodachi

Fellby: ((he's

Fellby: ((asriel dreeming

Asmodeus : "Ah.@

Nox: ((Slarv can you see the copious amounts of google translate happening

Asmodeus : "You're more warm than hot."

Fellby: "Now deep inside me, I'm burning up."

Muffet: "Oh, no, he's hot."

Delta: ((I see it

Muffet: "Just not burning."

: High Feast Laharl [Nox] is now High Feast Laharl [Literally Satan].

Asmodeus : "He was warm when I touched him."

Literally Satan: Meanwhile in hell, he's at the TV, watching the bar.

Literally Satan: He's wiggling his eyebrows.

Muffet: "It's-it was a joke."

Fellby: ((OH I KNOW WHO TO PUT IN

Fellby: ((I have lovecraft and cthulu in my tomodachi

Delta: ((Delta Fucking Warrior

Fellby: ((why haven't i put in nyarlathotep

Barchar: (>Nyarlathotep gets with Gaster)

: Frisky "hah" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Asmodeus : "Oh, oh. Because he's attra- right."

: Delta [Delta] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

Asmodeus : "Sorry."

Fellby: chuckles a little, popping a cigarette into his mouth.

Muffet: "Yes."

Asmodeus : "Are cigarettes bad for fire people?"

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Fellby: "Nah. I can eat just about anything as long as it's flammable."

Smol Asriel: ((Laharl we're gonna get yelled at

Asmodeus : -He nods.-

Asmodeus : -He may or may not have pulled the cigarette out of his mouth if he said yes.-

Fellby: "Of course, it all builds up here..." He points at the center of his torso. "Which I get rid of later."

Literally Satan: ((For summoning the DM or the Yes/No/Yes/No

Muffet: she sighs.

Asmodeus : "Oh."

Asmodeus : "Okay."

Smol Asriel: ((Yes No Yes No

Asmodeus : "So your digestive system is like an ash tray."

Literally Satan: http://prntscr.com/cemt6u

Fellby: "Yup, pretty much."

Muffet: she chuckles. "Clever."

Asmodeus : "That's weird. Not bad weird. Just normal weird."

: (([You are now riding Boaty McBoatface

: ((Wonderful name

: ((Thanks, CK

Barchar: (We must obey CK's law)

Smol Asriel: ((Everyone's probably muted us lol

Asmodeus : "So, uh."

: Sage: "Do you guys actually know HOW to drive a boat?" 17 Dewt: "Nope!"

Fellby: raises an eyebrow. "Hm?"

Asmodeus : "...Back on the topic of mortality, what is a succubus?"

Muffet: "Er. Well.'

Muffet: "A demon."

: ((Muffet: "They SUCC until you die))

Asmodeus : "...why not just say demon then?"

Muffet: "There are different types."

Muffet: "It doesn't amtter much for you, though. you're not likely to have to deal with one."

Asmodeus : "Well, I don't really need to go to hell. Or can."

Asmodeus : "I'm a ghost. I'm more in Limbo."

Fellby: "There's nothin' good in hell, you know?"

Literally Satan: ((And so the great duel of Blazefire Dreemurr and Miyu comes to an end

Asmodeus : "Well that implies Muffet isn't good."

Muffet: "There are some good things!" she said, defensively

: Blazefire comes paddling by on the corpse of Tardy Hernandez

Muffet: "Just, you know."

: Slarv, you're a classic

Fellby: "Well, you're not in hell, Muffet."

Muffet: "Few things are perfect."

Muffet: "My Hell is a land of annoyance more than eternal torment."

Literally Satan: "Correction!" He pops out of a hell boid.

Asmodeus : "So, what type of demon is a succubus?"

Muffet: "JESUS"

Fellby: "Gueeeeh!"

Barchar: (LS: "the opposite!")

Literally Satan: "It's mildly bad hell!"

Asmodeus : "I haven't heard of other-"

Asmodeus : "..."

Asmodeus : "Okay."

Literally Satan: "Annoyance takes no part!"

Muffet: "Hi, Satan."

Literally Satan: "If you would like Muffet, I can hook you up with eternal suffering instead of a lifetime of unbuttered popcorn and shitty bestbuy movies."

Muffet: "I'm going tos tay here with my fiance and decent movies, thank you.';

Literally Satan: "Alright, I can't actually do that anyways."

Literally Satan: "You served out your lifetime of shitty life like, three months ago."

Literally Satan: "So I can't do shit, you're officially out-of-hell."

Literally Satan: He goes back into the hell boid.

Muffet: sextuple bird

Literally Satan: A hell boid re-opens at the sextuple bird.

Muffet: "Yeees?"

Literally Satan: LS shoves a giant can of RAID out of the hole, and smirks. Before dissapearing back into it.

Muffet: "...Oh no."

Fellby: immediately moves in front of the can of raid.

Literally Satan: It's not triggered or anything.

Literally Satan: It's just a giant fucking can of raid.

Muffet: "Heee's probably threatening me."

Asmodeus : "That is a big can of bug spray."

Muffet: "Oh well!" she shrugs

Muffet: "Spiders aren't bugs anyway. I'll probably be fine!"

Literally Satan: "I can still fucking drown you in it."

Literally Satan: Okay he isn't even here anymore where the fuck did that come from.

Muffet: "It's a gas, Satan."

Asmodeus : "Well, it's a must."

: Mist*

Asmodeus : "It's not technically a gas."

Literally Satan: Actually, it's a shitty bargain-brand Raid can.

Fellby: "I'm still not letting it anywhere near my fiance."

Literally Satan: Meaning it just fires bleach-y stuff that just kills ants by drowning them

Barchar: "It's not a trap."

Barchar: "It's just."

Barchar: "A can."

Barchar: "Of raid."

Fellby: (("I think Gaster needs a sweetheart... how about setting him up with pearl?"

Barchar: "She's probably safe, Fellby."

Barchar: (Confirmed)

Barchar: (Gaspearl)

Barchar: (Unfrotunately no Gasper)

Literally Satan: ((No no

Asmodeus : "Anyways, should we just go back to the topic?"

Literally Satan: ((Peater

Fellby: ((frisk: *literally wakes up pearl to set her up with gaster*

: >Magikarp uses Breath of Satan!

Muffet: "Sure. Where were we?"

: >Sage faints!

Asmodeus : "What succubuses are."

Muffet: "SuccuBI."

Fellby: ((looks like they're just gonna be friends

Asmodeus : "Sucubi."

Asmodeus : "Whoops."

: Succubi*

Muffet: "It's not frivolous. We need to use the correct plural form. If we don't, what kind of world do we live in? that of chaos. Pure chaos.

Asmodeus : "Ill use it next time. Sorry."

Muffet: "but, anyway, we're..."

Muffet: "Sex demons. Essentially. Spirits of, as the bible would put it, adultery."

Fellby: ((asgore: *makes one friend then goes to bed*

Barchar: (Sounds like ASgore)

Asmodeus : "So it's demons who do adult stuff?"

Muffet: "Essentially."

Muffet: "Again. Likely not going to target you."

: High Feast Laharl [Literally Satan] is now High Feast Laharl [Scillia].

Scillia: She knows that feel bro

Scillia: If one more fucking person calls her a Medusa she's gonna turn them to stone and engrave 'GORGON' into their statue.

Asmodeus : -He nods.-

Muffet: "Even the ones who set them up in positions of celebrity won't really do much. You don't look like you'd even have hit puberty."

Asmodeus : "Puberty. Right. I can't go through that anymore."

Fellby: "We don't do minors, kid. Not on purpose."

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Muffet: "Nor do we."

: beatTakeshi [] is now model succubus.mdl [].

Asmodeus : "...Could be a good thing? Probably could have been worse if I had been stuck in the middle of it."

Muffet: "On a matter of ability, partially."

Muffet: "Oh, yes it would."

Asmodeus : "When I was confused about all this stuff, and had weird feelings."

Muffet: "I have seen puberty. It would not be something you'd want to be stuck in for all eternity."

: model succubus.mdl [] is now Beat Takeshi [].

Asmodeus : -He shrugs again.-

Asmodeus : "Maybe I'll find a way to get older.".

Asmodeus : "At the least, look older.@

Muffet: "Well, if you get 18 or older, then you'll have to watch out.

: Saturn's RPer is just too fucking much

Asmodeus : "As of now, I'm not even interested in any of that stuff, if only a bit, by pure curiosity itself."

Fellby: ((you're certain they're not a mister saturn

: ((I am very certain

: who is in the bar

Fellby: is present within thee bar premises

: Drakon blinks.

: "Fellby, how many skeletons have you fucked?"

Muffet: her

Muffet: obviously

Fellby: "... Too many."

Asmodeus : -He is.-

: "More than Muffet?"

Asmodeus : "...Mat I ask an adult question?"

Muffet: "Almost certainly not."

Asmodeus : "How... How does one... Do adult stuff with a skeleton?"

Muffet: "I've been fucking for a while, Drakon."

Muffet: "Well, it dpeends on the dimension they're from."

Fellby: "Skeletons get creative. That's all you need to know, kid."

Asmodeus : "Okay."

: "Last time I checked, I fucked at least 12 skeletons."

Smol Asriel: ((Blazefire's is canonically satan's ex boyfriend

: "Each time was the worst experience of my life."

Fellby: sighs. "... Sanses are almost never fun."

Muffet: "Never want to do ANY work."

Asmodeus : "Sanses?"

Muffet: "the lazy skeletons."

: "Goat count is like, 3. I was not built to fuck."

Muffet: "that, uh, talk like they never read a book in their stupid lives, ya know?"

Asmodeus : "Is this type of conversation normal?"

Fellby: "... Not around kids, no."

Muffet: "Around me? Yes. Around others? I don't think so."

: "Do you ever end up charging a specific person more than you do other people?"

Asmodeus : "Oh."

Muffet: "Ohhhh, yes."

Asmodeus : "Should I leave?"

Muffet: "Meh. The damage is done."

Fellby: "Depends on what they're asking - up to you kid."

Asmodeus : -He decides to stay.-

Asmodeus : "Ill drown it out."

Asmodeus : -He can't really do that, but he'll pretend and make everyone feel better.-

: "That's not going to make anyone feel better."

Asmodeus : "I don't think I asked your opinion on what I am to do."

: "Fuck you too."

: >when you say 'fuck you' to a kid

Asmodeus : "..."

Asmodeus : -He stays silent.-

Muffet: "Wow. Rude."

: "Yeah, I just said that."

Asmodeus : -He's debating fake crying.-

Asmodeus : -Wouldn't be hard for him to do.-

Asmodeus : -Nah, he'll do it if he continues being rude./

: "Plot twist, what if I told you that my antivirus fucked me over and I'm not actually the robot I am? Hahaha. Haha. Nobody cares, so everyone forgets."

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Fellby: "... Are you okay?"

: "[sub]No.[/sub]"

Fellby: "Do you want help?"

: "If you want help, call the guys at PC Optimizer Pro."

: I just realized that PC Optimizer Pro was in a vinesauce stream

Muffet: "..."

Muffet: "Uh. Okay."

Jäger Leyline: you dont have to stay here kid

: (( Bread: Eleven.

Asmodeus : "But you're here."

Barchar: suddenly Jager

Barchar: she's leaning on Gote husbando, looking at Drakon

Jäger Leyline: can appear out of nowhere

Barchar: STEALIN HER POWERS

Asmodeus : "...Hey, didn't you say your girlfriend could help?"

Barchar: THIEF

Jäger Leyline: yep

Barchar: "Huh?"

: ((YOU))

: ((GOD DAMN))

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Barchar: (YOU STILL BARCHAR DISAPPEARING DRINK)

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Barchar: (stole*)

Fellby: "... Whoa, hey, Jager!"

: "I'm going to go reformat myself and jack on for a bit, bye."

Jäger Leyline: ((anyone ever links awakening?

Muffet: "Okay."

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: and he just disappears

Barchar: (Why yes, I have links awakeninged)

: ((Anyone ever links awakening))

CryingEevee OOC: ((anyone ever links awakening?))

: ((Gg))

: (( Link me up inside

Asmodeus : "Barchar?@

Jäger Leyline: ((play links awakening on the gameboy*

: Fellby [Fellby] changed the topic to "anyone ever links awakening?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((my link's the only one that walks beside me))

Barchar: "Yes?"

Fellby: ((i have it on virtual console

: ((I played the DX version on virtual co- ye))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i played it on 3ds))

Smol Asriel: ((My first zelda

Scillia: 'Who in hell gives a damn about you? Your new name is Tier Whore'

Smol Asriel: ((On gb

: MageVaati's connection timed out.

Asmodeus : "Can you help me ghost?"

Jäger Leyline: ((did you steal from the shop?

Smol Asriel: ((Of course

: ((Who wouldn't))

Smol Asriel: ((990 rupees for a bow really?

Barchar: "..."

Barchar: "What does that entail?"

Barchar: "I can try to help you ghost. I would like to help you ghost."

tier whore: ((t-tier whore!?

Fellby: ((no

Asmodeus : "How does it work? I can't seem to get off of being my age, I can't touch anything without power from a Mage."

Jäger Leyline: hey Fells

Fellby: "Hey buddy."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i stole formt he shop many a time))

Barchar: "well..."

Smol Asriel: is under a pile of pillows

Barchar: "I couldn't touch anything either."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i am proudly THIEF))

Asmodeus : "..."

Fellby: ((i stole from the bird shop in tp though

Barchar: "And again is very much a totally mental procss."

Barchar: aging*

Asmodeus : "How do I do that process? I can't go through puberty, I've learned from experience."

Asmodeus : "I think that's kinda imports at."

: Drakon walks back into the bar, half of his wiring exposed. He looks like he's in complete ecstasy.

: Important."

: >imports at

: *

Barchar: "Well. Not really."

Asmodeus : "I thought it made you more mature. With hormones and stuff."

Barchar: she smirks. "Many would say the opposite.:'

: "I forgot how great jacking on was."

Barchar: "Look, you just..."

Barchar: "Have to think of yourself as an adult. I guess."

: "A straight shot of electricity."

Barchar: "I really held on to my scraps of humanity when I was a ghost. So I just did it myself. I don't know about you."

Fellby: [sub]"Damn, that's kinky.

Fellby: ((shit

: [sub]"I can show you how."[/sub]

CryingEevee OOC: ((dat futurama reference tho))

Fellby: [sub]"I'm good."[/sub]

: jacking on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3RjP6_TV0E

: (([sub]sandwich[sub]

Muffet: "[sub]You can't electrocute fire[/sub]"

Muffet: "[sub]I have tried[/sub]"

Asmodeus : "Okay. How do I change how I look?"

: "I've reformatted everything. I can't remember much."

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: "I remember that jet fuel melts steel beams. I learned that in 2nd grade."

Barchar: "Again. It's a mental thing, for me."

Barchar: "You just..."

Barchar: "Think of yourself as something else. And if you do it right, you change."

Barchar: she ripples, looking like Basriel. She doesn't keep that on long. She's looking away as she changes back

: Why the fuck is this on YouTube

: http://i.imgur.com/YCwC2Np.png

Fellby: [sub]"Unfortunately.[/sub]

: Why

: Someone explain

Asmodeus : "..@

: [sub]"Damn. I'd really love to see fire get electrocuted."[/sub]

Jäger Leyline: hes tried to read my mind before

Asmodeus : -He seems to try to do this. Maybe fertile a slight affect on how he looks, but nothing big happens.-

Asmodeus : "...Anything?"

Smol Asriel: maybe fertile

Barchar: "A bit."

Asmodeus : -He stops.-

Asmodeus : "...Ill meditate. Practice."

Asmodeus : "Maybe be able to change in the next few days. Am I already mature enough to be an adult?"

Barchar: "...I am not a good person to ask that question, Asmodeus."

Jäger Leyline: lays down on fellby

Barchar: "I was worse than you for a pretty long while."

Asmodeus : -He must not be on Jäger's lap anymore.-

Fellby: is kind of leaning on muffet so now he's a spicy sandwich.

Barchar: "It was...obtaning...this body that made me more mature

Muffet: and she is a very crushed spoder

Asmodeus : "Yeah?"

: ((Fucking, was freezing yesterday))

Scillia: http://prntscr.com/cen4zg

Scillia: What the actual fuck

: ((Now I'm like, so hot))

Barchar: "But don't...please, do NOT try to get one that's occupied."

Barchar: "Unless you're prepared to lose someone you don't want to."

: ((ok what

Fellby: ((is that ikea sans

Barchar: (Error sans is swedish)

: (( ikea sans

: (( Ikeatale

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.

Asmodeus : "I wouldn't posses anyone without permission."

Barchar: "...If you want, you can try my body out a bit."

MageVaati: (insert tab overused into slot not even the best character)

Barchar: "Just don't try to access my memory."

: Swood [] disconnected.

Barchar: "For your own sake.'

Asmodeus : "Okay."

Fellby: ((i'm half tempted to make a joke post about ikeatale now

Asmodeus : "Seems everyone has something they wouldn't want someone to go through."

: (( When I first joined I was stuck on a shitty Windows XP computer from 2001 because my other, better PC's motherboard started to fuck me over

: (( I was stuck on said computer for 7 painful months

Barchar: "Well."

Jäger Leyline: ...warm

Fellby: "Yes, that's what I am."

Barchar: "When I woke up, I screamed for two years becuase of the instant flood of information."

Barchar: "Two years."

: "edgy"

Barchar: "Don't. Just don't."

Asmodeus : -He lies down, resting his head on BC's lap.-

: MageVaati's connection timed out.

Asmodeus : "Alright."

Asmodeus : "How did I get so lucky with this place!"

: ?*

: MageVaati [MageVaati] joined chat.

: "Haha."

Jäger Leyline: its gonna winter soon

: "You got lucky?"

Barchar: she laughs. "That's a question I ask myself pretty often."

: "How optimistic."

Fellby: "Yes it is. You're gonna need someone warm to cuddle up with, huh?"

Asmodeus : "You all are so nice."

Jäger Leyline: Well I got you and BC

Scillia: (("BEWARE"

Jäger Leyline: muffet too

: "I gotchu fam"

Scillia: ((Jager: "WINTER IS COMING"

Asmodeus : "It's... Almost... Hard to understand that there are so many people who aren't completely bad."

Fellby: chuckles, pressing up against Jager a little.

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh yeah, i remember we rped christmas, will we rp Halloween?

Schyroton: -he knows the feel-

Barchar: "I get you. I've seen a lot of shit."

Jäger Leyline: ((yep

Muffet: "Four warm people."

Muffet: "well."

Scillia: ((I've got a tradition of making all of my characters wear costumes for other characters

Muffet: "I'm cold-blooded and Barchar's heart doesn't pump anyway. so I'm not sure how warm we are. But stil."

MageVaati: (im participating)

Scillia: ((Schymour Krelborn

Asmodeus : "Am I warm?"

MageVaati: (yes)

Jäger Leyline: well you got Fellby and I to warm you up

Asmodeus : -He's uh.-

Asmodeus : -Not warm.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't really have a character who would. well maxwell, but i dunno))

Fellby: ((I was actually gonna go see if i could go to a party irl

CryingEevee OOC: ((maaaaybe shadow?))

Muffet: she nods, chuckling. "We were a foursome minus one without you, cheri. And that's just sad."

Fellby: ((also fellby's birthday is october 15th

Fellby: "Awww, well, I'm glad I can fill your void."

Scillia: ((Shade is becoming Lewis

Scillia: ((Cause hes feeling like a ghost

Scillia: ((And its what she hates the most

: (( Lewis from Unbox Therapy

Barchar: (BABY THERE'S NO GUARANTEE)

Barchar: (IT DOESN'T MATTER)

Barchar: (My first thought was actually BSC)

: Beat Takeshi [] is now I've got these 800 Galaxy S7s and iPhones here [].

Barchar: (I'mma watch ghost and freaking out again)

MageVaati: (metta dresses up as a jjba character)

Asmodeus : "..."

: (( Discoton just projects pictures of clothes

Barchar: would dress up as....

Barchar: fonzie.

CryingEevee OOC: ((my first thought was l4d when he said lewis. althought it should've been bsc))

: (( Discoton dresses up as

: (( uh

Jäger Leyline: dont worry too much Asmo

Scillia: ))T

Scillia: ((The disco zombie from PvZ\

CryingEevee OOC: ((shadow passes off his normal appearance as a costume /s))

Barchar: "Ghosts don't have body heat, unfortuntely."

Asmodeus : "Right."

Fellby: ((gaster wouldn't know what to dress up as, fellby uy

CryingEevee OOC: ((i just realized, shadow couldn't dress up because of his identity issues. rip.))

Asmodeus : "At least I'm softish."

Scillia: ((Shadow dons a hedgehog costume

Fellby: ((fellby dresses up as something that lets him take his shirt off

Muffet: would pick any halloween costume with 'sexy' in it

: (( Discoton dresses up as the monopoly man

MageVaati: (gaster is roped into dressing as skeletor)

CryingEevee OOC: ((no))

Scillia: ((Fellby paints his chest blue and shit with those burnable logs that change the color of your campfires

Muffet: her halloween costume is as a demon. She just wears a horn headband.

CryingEevee OOC: ((skeletor is for papyrus' only))

Scillia: ((Blue Red and Yellow

: (( But without the mustache and with ranom makeup

Fellby: ((gaster" myeh

Scillia: ((Puts on a cape

Scillia: ((The moment things get tense he rips off his shirt

Scillia: ((And shows the Superman logo that his fire forms

Fellby: ((oh my god

Barchar: (FUCKING 10)

CryingEevee OOC: ((fantastic))

: (( Juan dresses up as

: (( uh

MageVaati: (alternatively, mettaton gets gaster to dress as jack skellington)

: (( Who does Juan dress up as

Scillia: ((Shoots fire out of his eyes as 'heat vision'

Barchar: (Ja)

Barchar: (Juan*)

Fellby: ((corsiva dresses up as... hm

Barchar: (He dresses up as himself)

Scillia: ((QUICK

Quote: he dresses up as Curly.

: (( Juan needs to have a badass costume, other than himself

Quote: Curly dresses up as him.

Fellby: ((it involves a lot of petticots

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Scillia: ((WHATS THAT MOVIE WHERE EVERYONE IS LIKE RAG PUPPETS

Quote: this confuses everyone

CryingEevee OOC: ((kidgue dresses up as a starman /s))

Barchar: (Coraline? 9?)

Scillia: ((CHARLOTTE OR SOMETHING

Fellby: ((9

Scillia: ((CORALINE

Smol Asriel: ((Coraline

Scillia: ((CORSIVA BECOMES CORALINE

Asmodeus : -He sighs.-

: (( I remember Coraline

Barchar: (Ooh that could work)

Jäger Leyline: pats Asmo back

: (( I couldn't watch that movie without falling asleep halfway through it

Scillia: ((Curly dresses up as Quote

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Jäger Leyline: sits up and goes back to him

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Fellby: ((aww, that's a cute idea, laharl

Asmodeus : "I wish I could make you guys as happy as you make me."

MageVaati: (glamor dresses as a jaeger from pacific rim)

: (( Juan dresses up as

Scillia: ((Forgets to take it off for the holiday and remains quote for the entirety of christmas

: (( uh

: (( Juan dresses up as fucking Reaper

Barchar: (Every time she looks in the mirror she jumps)

Quote: (Curly: "HOW DOES QUOTE KEEP GETTING BEHIND ME!?")

Scillia: ((Muffet dresses up as Widowmaker

Muffet: oh. Widowmaker. Duh.

: (( Discoton pulls a random overwatch character out of a hat

Jäger Leyline: (Jager dresses up as a Jaeger

Muffet: French Spider. How did I not think of this.

Scillia: ((Literally Satan and God collaberate and swap places for the day

Muffet: She's Widow, Fellby is Reaper

Scillia: ((Heaven becomes Mildly Okay heaven

Scillia: ((hell becomes eternal punishment

CryingEevee OOC: ((so heaven is dissapointing and hell is actual hell))

: ((But Widowmaker isn't a spider))

Barchar: (Because LS is a slacker, but god does his fucking job)

Smol Asriel: ((Not yet

Muffet: she's basically a spider

: ((Noooo))

: ((No))

: ((Nooooo))

MageVaati: (ok then glamor dresses as rosalina and gets corsiva to be peach)

CryingEevee OOC: ((widowmaker is just purple))

: ((Yeah. Widow is a human))

Smol Asriel: ((And she has 8 legs

Fellby: ((ooooh yes

Smol Asriel: ((And 8 eyes

Jäger Leyline: kid just worry about yourself right now okay?

Muffet: Yeah, but she's got hookshot which is supposed to be like a web.

: (( let me pull a random hero out of a hat

Fellby: ((corsiva just wants an excuse to wear petticots

Asmodeus : "Ive worried about myself for a while."

Muffet: and A venom mine that looks like a spider.

CryingEevee OOC: ((bastion))

Muffet: and her name is based off a black WIDOW

Scillia: ((Glamor, Corsiva, Gaster and MV form the main cast of Spykids

CryingEevee OOC: ((someone has to be bastion))

: ((SHE'S NOT A SPIDER THOUGH))

: (( Drakon dresses up as Bastion

MageVaati: (...i just show up)

: ((AD is bastion))

Scillia: ((Balrog (Cave Story) Dresses up at Balrog

Scillia: ((Bastion*

: ((Cause no one likes him))

MageVaati: (laharl. you said mv)

Balrog: He dresses up as SF Balrog

: (( Let me input these fucking heroes into a wheel

CryingEevee OOC: ((who's gonna dress up as gamer girl?))

Barchar: could do D.VA

Smol Asriel: ((MV: Do you think that god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of his creation?

MageVaati: (schymour krelborne is staying that way)

MageVaati: (...oh my god)

MageVaati: (mettaton fucking dresses up as audrey 2)

Fellby: ((me, also in the gaston household: yes

: (( H morphs into Winston

: (( An all-red Winston

Scillia: ((Mettaton dresses up as a giant trashcan

: ((So))

: (( "Dicks out for me, am I right?"

Scillia: ((Gets Gaster to sit ontop of him in a plant costume

: ((They are just primal rage Winston))

MageVaati: (schyro: willll you two go ththe fuck to slleep)

Scillia: (('It's not a flowerpot but it'll do'

MageVaati: (("hey guys im my roleplayer"

Fellby: ((me: no

: (( Almost done with the hero wheel

Barchar: (Schy is Zenyatta)

: ((who is the most annoying fuck here))

Scillia: ((QUICK

MageVaati: ((OK I SAT ON A TRASHCAN IN MY SCHOOL PLAY OF LITTLE SHOP

Barchar: ([s]everybody bloo plays[/s])

Scillia: ((WE ALL KNOW EXACTLY WHO

Scillia: ((WE JUST GUESSED

Scillia: ((IS THE MOST ANNOYING FUCK IN CAU

Scillia: ((SO DON'T ANNOUNCE IT

: (( http://i.imgur.com/jlIvS2P.png

Barchar: (Honestly, for characters, i don't know)

: (( Everyone I play is very annoying

Barchar: (Nobody annoys me that much)

: (( Who do I spin for

Horse: Ahem

CryingEevee OOC: ((spin for maxwell))

MageVaati: (no, mettaton is zenyatta. GAZE INTO THE THIGHRIS)

: ((Whoever the most annoying fuck is))

: ((Is tracer))

Jäger Leyline: you wanna hit the hay kid?

: (( I hope someone catches the comedy I put into the wheel

Barchar: (okay, no, Barchar is Tracer.)

: (( Spinning for maxwell

Barchar: (Because Barchar is actully kind of british.)

Horse: "Did you say hay?"

Horse: "I love hay!"

Scillia: ((Barchar dresses up in a tuxedo

Jäger Leyline: ((no mei is most annoying

Scillia: (("What are you?"

Muffet: "why is there a horse"

Scillia: (("Bootleg Editor."

: (( Maxwell is Pharah

: (( http://i.imgur.com/M65HjWi.png

Barchar: (Everybody: "Who the fuck is editor")

: ((No fuck off))

Barchar: (Barchar: "I forget")

: ((Mei is Bei))

Scillia: (("Why the fuck am I in a tux."

Jäger Leyline: ((mei is op as fuck

MageVaati: (jasper dresses as zarya, or she dresses as popeye)

: (( I spun for Drakon

GIYGAS: ((...E...D...I...T...O...R...

: ((She really isn't though))

: (( Drakon dresses up as Mei

: (( Ffffffffff

Jäger Leyline: ((her capabilites far exceed everyone elses

Scillia: ((Jasper becomes that fucking overly realistic copy-paste tiger

Fellby: ((speaking of spoopy things, i should probably bring in my alchemy frankenstein, i think you guys would like her

Scillia: ((From that stupid as shit Uncle Grandpa thing

Jäger Leyline: ((and therea no counter to her

MageVaati: (no laharl)

: (("No counter"))

: (( "Giant Realistic Flying Tiger"

Fellby: ((dedan: jasper are you a furry

: ((Reignhardt))

MageVaati: (jasper the sailor gem)

: ((Mei))

Fellby: ((jasper: haha what's that

: ((Pharah))

Barchar: (If a charactr's only counter is that same hero)

Barchar: (That's a shitty counter)

Scillia: ((WAIT

Smol Asriel: ((The only thing I know about jasper

Scillia: ((WAIT

MageVaati: (jasper sweats nervously)

Smol Asriel: ((Is she's got a dumb butter hair thing

Jäger Leyline: (she walks straight through barrier for rein

Barchar: (Well, the main counter anyway)

Smol Asriel: ((So I'd say Jasper becomes Mondo

Scillia: ((ONE OF THE MATSU BROS BECOMES FLAPJACK

: ((Also, if you have a coherent team))

MageVaati: (JASPER BECOMES MONDO OOWADA)

: ((She sucks dick against a group of people))

: (( Here's the fucking wheel

: (( http://goo.gl/09OmMm

Jäger Leyline: (parah doent deal enough dmg for her to jut panic and escaps

: ((As a person who mains her))

: ((God damn she sucks when you need to fight a group of people))

CryingEevee OOC: ((lucio isn't a dubstep cunt. he's jet set radio))

Fellby: ((butter hair thing... OH YOU MEAN HER HELMET

: ((She can only really focus on one person))

Jäger Leyline: ((she can freeze entire teams bread

: ((With her ult hh

: ((And that takes time to charge))

Jäger Leyline: (I watched her freeze 3 ppl at once

MageVaati: (grillby just dresses as a candle and goes on with his day)

: (( Lucio the dubstep cunt

Jäger Leyline: (no ult

: ((Well, you didn't actually))

Jäger Leyline: ((no I did

Barchar: (How do you know whether he did Bread)

Smol Asriel: ((From what I know about Jasper she's the perfect Mondo

MageVaati: (she is)

Jäger Leyline: ((because the ground freeze ppl too when they walk over it

: (( This wheel strongly prefers Mei

: (( What the fuck

Fellby: ((i don't know anything about mondo

: (( Bread are you possessing this wheel

CryingEevee OOC: ((i keep seeing "mondo" and reading it has "monado"))

: ((what?))

MageVaati: (...coogle mondo oowada)

Smol Asriel: ((The Ultimate Biker

Jäger Leyline: ((she is good at long range too as she can 2 shot.people

MageVaati: (google)

Fellby: ((jasper: i'm really feeling it

Barchar: (wait it does?)

Scillia: ((Oh wait

Smol Asriel: ((AND HE IS BUTTER

Scillia: ((All the matsu brothers become Ice Climbers

Scillia: ((In different smash Alts

MageVaati: (yes)

: ((She cannot two shot, unless they are accurate.))

MageVaati: (or, the matsu brothers all dress as each other)

Scillia: ((Wanna know the reason I play Mei?

Barchar: (There are some accurate AF meis)

Jäger Leyline: ((well I have been numerous times from chest shots

Scillia: ((Cause i'm a fucking crunch for anything that can one-shot Tracer

Smol Asriel: ((I play as mei when I find a kid on twitch

: ((As what character?))

Smol Asriel: ((So I can make ice walls in every door they try to go in

Fellby: ((one of the matsus dress up as jon arbuckle

Jäger Leyline: ((if she sprays the ground it affects players Ive been frozen be her when she not even looking at me

: I've got these 800 Galaxy S7s and iPhones here [] is now beatTakeshi [].

Scillia: ((No no, all the Matsus dress up as eachother

Jäger Leyline: ((soldier 76 and zarya

Scillia: ((Except

Fellby: ((waaaait a minute

Scillia: ((One of them doesn't

Scillia: ((He just dresses up as John Cena

: ((She has to be aiming at them))

Scillia: ((In a hyperreallistic costume

Fellby: ((is mondo wearing a punk outfit

: ((also, you must have been damaged, or she was damage buffed))

Smol Asriel: ((Yes

Jäger Leyline: ((except.that itbhappenened laat night

MageVaati: (yes)

CryingEevee OOC: ((we got to here by me asking if we would rp halloween))

: ((Cause she can't two shot a soldier or zen with two chest shots))

Fellby: ((... gaston!jasper's outfit is based on japanese street puns

Fellby: ((*punks

CryingEevee OOC: ((street puns))

MageVaati: (SHES MONDO)

Fellby: ((well that sentence went the wrong way

MageVaati: (except not dead)

: (( I've decideded that Juan dresses up as reinhardt

Smol Asriel: ((Chime can you do us all a favor and make her butter hair have been sold to her by monokuma

Barchar: (Why)

Jäger Leyline: (Ive faced it mutliple times bread

MageVaati: (mettaton dresses as either monokuma or audrey two)

Scillia: ((Shoe becomes that Momobear fuck

: ((I main Mei))

Fellby: ((her helmet comes from her gem

: ((I can't two shot a soldier))

Jäger Leyline: ((this isnt one time incindents. everything Ive mentiones

: ((No but like))

Smol Asriel: ((>Momobear

Jäger Leyline: (and Isee the kllcams

Scillia: ((I know nothing about dr

Barchar: (Momobear)

Smol Asriel: ((>Mo mo

Smol Asriel: ((>Bear

MageVaati: (momo means peach)

Barchar: (Like, Monober would be fine at least but momo?)

Jäger Leyline: ((and I still havent found a counter for her

MageVaati: (mettaton dresses as audrey two because glamor has since gotten over his fear of plants)

: ((Mei can two shot soldier))

: ((At very close range))

: ((Like, the fall off is big))

Jäger Leyline: ((mei shouldnt have any range

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Yazan [Yazan].

Scillia: ((Just found it

Scillia: ((Monokuma

Scillia: ((That shit

Fellby: ((the entire gaston timeline dresses in maid outfits /s

: ((Rein is a counter))

MageVaati: (like just. mettaton wearing a full monokuma costume)

Scillia: ((I don't fucking know

Yazan: she should be strickly close combat

: ((Good roadhogs))

: Smol Asriel's connection timed out.

MageVaati: (schyro is schymour krelborn)

: ((Why though))

: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.

: Fellby [Fellby] joined chat.

: Frisky "hah" Whiskington's connection timed out.

MageVaati: (or he just dresses as monokuma)

: Fellby's connection timed out.

Yazan: ((rein doesnt dmg her

MageVaati: (that message sent super late)

Yazan: roadhogs lose if they miss

: ((Hence why I said good roadhogs))

Vader Eloha: ((She dresses as, uh...

Yazan: where she has 200 ammo

Fellby: ((I think she's just hand out candy?

Scillia: ((The only friend Miyu currently has now has a serious problem with her entire party

: ((I mean, if you have a shitry Mei, not hard to counter))

Scillia: ((Good luck

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: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] joined chat.

: ((Shitty*

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Yazan: hog*

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Yazan: so a bad mei win over an accident road hof

Yazan: its not hard to spray

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.

Scillia: ((Sue Sakamoto is joining /r/Undertale

Yazan: its hard to hit with a one shit hook

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Barchar: "...So. Want a ride, Asmodeus?"

Barchar: (Oh boy)

MageVaati: (vaati dresses as mettaton, but he transforms into mettaton and the only indicator it's actually vaati is his speech)

Asmodeus : "Ride?"

Quote: ("OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALIVE")

: ((A bad Mei))

Barchar: "You know."

Barchar: "With the...posession. and stuff."

: ((Doesn't know how to headshot on freeze))

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh boy, shapeshifters on halloween))

Barchar: turns into literally tracer

Yazan: she should most be a support

Barchar: i mean not now

Barchar: but she could

Asmodeus : "Uh, sure.@

Barchar: hell

Asmodeus : "Ill try."

Barchar: messy, spiky brown hair?

Fellby: ((i know who fellby goes as

Barchar: that's tracer

Fellby: ((ghost rider

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh d00d, ygo on halloween.))

Yazan: aiding others not racking in kills

Barchar: She nods. "Assuming you work like me..."

: "I will be right back."

Fellby: ((sexy ghost rider that is

Scillia: ((Okay so they're pretty chill so far

: ((Oh boy, Vantkrai on Halloween

: "I'm going to go dress as Winston."

Scillia: ((They know what Jenka's Nightmare is

: ((Why))

: ((Why should Mei be a support))

Barchar: she grabs his hand, putting it on her head. "Your hand can go through my head, right? And then ou should be able to get through."

Yazan: because her capabilites exceed others in all areas

Barchar: (Yeah, no, she's definitely a defense)

Asmodeus : -It doesn't at first, then does.-

Fellby: ((dedan just sits on the porch and scares people

: ((Not range))

MageVaati: (schyro wears two pairs of glasses)

: ((Not mobility)

MageVaati: (avanne on halloween)

Yazan: what range? the maps are cqc

Yazan: if this was battfield then ya

CryingEevee OOC: ((bar check?))

Smol Asriel: ((Oh yeah

Fellby: is in the bar.

Yazan: but stick to the corridirs and harrass the transport

: MageVaati [MageVaati] is now ?? [??].

Yazan: and your team will attack the widiws

Muffet: is in the bar

Smol Asriel: ((Chime, I'm using she/hers now

: ((Okay so))

: ((Using strategy))

: ((To win))

Barchar: so, do you want this to work, Bread?

: ((Hell, I've had shite rounds as Mei))

: ((Very very bad))

Fellby: ((Oh, okay

Smol Asriel: ((I have not played OW in some time

Asmodeus : -Sure, why not.-

Yazan: majority of the time if the def side has a mei we lose

: ((Like, 8 Elims))

CryingEevee OOC: ((so muffet, fellby, of and of course barchar?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((or is barchar elsewhere?))

Yazan: because so mich attention has to be focused on ge

Barchar: then Asmodeus manages to actually take over her body. He can see her in her...cluttered mind.

Yazan: her

Barchar: she's in the bar

: ((It really depends on the skill of your opponents and your own team))

Smol Asriel: still under pillows wallowing in self pity

Asmodeus : "...Hmm."

Yazan: where almost everyone else has a counter

Barchar: it looks super disorganized. There's a picture of Jager on the 'wall', tilted. Everything else looks like an office room that should be tidy, that got whipped up in a tornado

: ((Again, if your players are good enough, you can counter Mei))

Yazan: she does.not

: ((Barriers counter))

Barchar: <"hOI. Make yourself at home.">

Yazan: not counter

Yazan: deal

Yazan: thats the dofference

Barchar: (Who)

Barchar: (Who's ??*)

: ((Quick characters counter))

: ((Flame is Fouseytube confirmed

: ((Tracer sucks to deal with as Mei))

Smolster: (?? is mv)

Yazan: you can kill her with a team but thats it

Barchar: (Who tf is Fouseytube)

Barchar: (and why am i him)

Yazan: no aingle character is an anti mei ans that is was is wrong

: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] is now Shadow [Shadow].

: ((I really think you're just getting fucked on by good meis, like, I've been fuuucked on by good meis before))

Shadow: wakes up on the couch, stretching for about a second before just, stopping.

Yazan: ((Theres nothing wrong with good players

Asmodeus : <...So I'm in control?>

Barchar: <>

Barchar: <"Pretty much. Go wild.">

Yazan: ((but no other character is as team stopping and over powered as me

Barchar: <"The sensation of actual feeling might be overwhelmign at first. Just try to relax.">

Fellby: ((.... yazan confirmed for best overwatch

Asmodeus : -He steps. Kinda stumbles a bit, not having had walked in a while.-

Shadow: looks around the bar "uh... hi."

Fellby: "Hey kiddo."

Yazan: ((I dislike like other characters like junkrat but I know how to stoo them

: ((Unless they're bad))

Muffet: "...Barchar? Are you okay?" she said, only now paying attention to her.

: H the red morphing thing enters the bar.

Yazan: if mei has even a dumb team with her your fucked

Asmodeus : "She's okay."

: As a.....Jirachi.

: ((Unless your team is good))

Muffet: "...Right. Okay."

: ((Honestly, I don't see how Pharah isn't a counter))

Scillia: ((Mei is one of those classes

Scillia: ((That is utter easiness if they suck

: ((I don't see how Rein isn't a counter))

Shadow: hi there.

Yazan: vecause she cant.kill mei

Scillia: ((And utter HELL if they're good

: "hello"

: ((Uhm, pharah has killed me many many times))

Yazan: mei will freeze to heal. than ice shield afterwards and run away

: ((...Yeah, aka, countering her.))

: ((If they run away, you took care of hem enough for them to need to heal and run))

Yazan: so how do you counter that?

: ((Kill them))

Yazan: counter her panic ability?

: ((Just stand infront of it and spam weapons))

Yazan: only widow can oneshot her

: ((No, Hanzo can))

Yazan: then she will ice shield

: ((Roadhog))

Shadow: so. um... *shadow wants to talk, but can't think of anything to say*

Barchar: "Don't worry about it. I'm letting the kid have a drive."

Yazan: and since the maps are small the ice shield blocks most of the room

Muffet: "...Alright, then."

Shadow: ((this epsiode on: flame rps with himself

Asmodeus : -He walks around a bit, seeming happy about walking around.-

??: A tall figure floats into the bar, about 8'6". Their body is a bronze color, with wide hips and tapered legs. The legs have three rings around the bottom, as do their wrists. Their body is adorned with a pale greenJetsons-esque garment that starts as a wide-collared top and end in puffy shorts. The legs also take on the pale green tone from knee to tip. Their face is humanoid, though like the rest of their body, is clearly robotic in nature with the panels and metallic shine. Atop their head is a carefully glued on pale green bob wig. "Ah." Their voice has a medium pitch and a metallic tone to it. "This is not what I had expected."

Yazan: requiring you to walk around then shes gone or recharged

Yazan: or you get frozen and die

: (( Flame RPs with Himself at Late Night

Fellby: "... Uh. Hey?"

??: looks around, scanning the bar,

: "Hi!"

Muffet: "...Hello."

??: Hello.

: ((I really think that this is coming to be that you just need to practice))

Shadow: ...hi?

: ((Because I have lost a fair few comp matches as Mei))

: ((Like, my placement matches were shit))

: ((And I played Mei like the whole time))

??: This place is quite interesting just within a few seconds of entering.

Yazan: (bread I have over a decade of online multiplayer experience

: ((But is it with overwatch?))

Yazan: ((no but I know how team based shooterz work. the strength and cons of classes

Yazan: ((mei sxceeds her class and can be used for everthibg

Yazan: (theres not efficent coubter to her

: ((But I still lose matches))

Muffet: "Thank you?"

Yazan: ((thats just you

Asmodeus : "I can't even remember what it was like to have a body."

Yazan: ((majority defense I play if mei is there its loat

Yazan: lost*

: brb

??: Hello. I am make AUDR model 32.

: ((Yeah, but I can play Mei, I've done well as her. And I won't call it just a bad game, cause I may play good, and still lose))

Muffet: "...Okay, then. Do you have a nickname?"

: ?? [??] is now AUDR-32 [AUDR-32].

Fellby: "Well, it's nice to meet you."

: ((I really think you're just getting unlucky with teams or something))

Yazan: ((no because I tried Mei out

Yazan: ((and it was fucking easy

AUDR-32: You may call me AUDR-32, or perhaps, what some have called me, Audrey.

Yazan: ((everything I mentioned I was.able.to do

AUDR-32: It is a pleasure.

Shadow: uh, yeah. nice to meet you... audrey? i'm shadow.

Barchar: (AUDR-2)

Barchar: (32*)

Barchar: (AUDR3-2)

Barchar: (AUDREY-2)

: ((yeah, but to be fair, you're also getting paired up with people new to the game. A lot new to these type of games, too.))

AUDR-32: ((you figured out the joke

Barchar: (I DID IT)

Shadow: ((i got that as soon as i saw the name

Barchar: (I FIGURED IT OUT)

Yazan: (so then those are new meis then too?

Shadow: ((i just don't know who audrey 2 is

: ((Depends on what the rank says))

AUDR-32: ((little shop of horrors

AUDR-32: ((laharls gonna be pissed

Yazan: (I noted ranks

: Frisky "hah" Whiskington [] disconnected.

Yazan: (not as high as you

: ((where?))

AUDR-32: Now, what may this place be exactly?

Shadow: it's a bar... a lot of people come here, i think.

Yazan: ((in a number of games playes

AUDR-32: Thank you for that data, Shadow.

Muffet: she nods.

: ((Cause 85 is high, but 40-60 still is))

Muffet: "I'm Muffet, just so you know."

Scillia: ((I am pissed, can confirm,

Yazan: since Im lowlevel I dont play with high ppl

AUDR-32: Again, a pleasure.

AUDR-32: ((heh

Yazan: plus lvls dont tell shit

: ((Well, with blizzards shit match making, that's debatable))

Yazan: just hours spent playing

: ((And I don't disagree with you there))

: ((But if I have a 306 genji on my team()

: ((Usually that person is gonna fuck everyone up))

Yazan: ((I can deal with genjis though

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Yazan: winston

Scillia: ((Hey guys

Scillia: ((Miyu just gave all your G to balrog

Scillia: ((Rip

Yazan: plus he got nerfed a but

: ((Yeah, Winston fucks genji, especially after they nerfed him to shit))

Yazan: bit

Yazan: yeah rightvthere fucjs

AUDR-32: (gdi miyu

Shadow: so um... does anyone want to talk? about... something?

Yazan: fucks*

Fellby: ((one of these days i gotta bring polly in

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.

Yazan: winston fucks over genji

Fellby: ((the only problem is polly sleeps 12 hours of the day

Yazan: no one fucks over mei

Fellby: ((and prefers to spend the other 12 hours doing work

Yazan: a team us needed

AUDR-32: Well. A brief explanation of the bar itself, a name of this place, et cetera.

Shadow: umm, i can't really say.

Yazan: that is what us wronf

AUDR-32: Oh.

Shadow: pretty sure it's... a grillby's at least.

Muffet: "Often, just 'the bar'. It's essentially a multidimensional location, where people meet up to..."

Yazan: like Dva or bastion shouldnt be freezable

Muffet: "Do things like this, if you're me."

AUDR-32: I am listening.

: ((why shouldn't they?))

AUDR-32: Data has been recorded.

Fellby: "Mmhmm."

Yazan: because as zarya I have to run away from mei

Yazan: who des mei run away from? no one?

Shadow: has decided he's spent WAY too long on the couch and stands up

: ((Mei runs from everyone if she's low))

Scillia: ((Only Mei nerf I can think of is that her icicle damage should lower a little

Yazan: plus robits are affected by cold as much

AUDR-32: How is it that beings made of fire exist?

Yazan: arent*

Yazan: 1v1 no

Shadow: pretty sure it's magic.

Fellby: "I just... do."

Yazan: 1v1 she wins

Scillia: ((Let her keep those crunchy Tracer OHKOs, but don't let her land long-distance good damage headshots on Widowmaker.

AUDR-32: There must be a scientific explanation.

: ((I found a list of counters))

Yazan: I did too

Muffet: "Magic."

Fellby: "I'm magic."

Yazan: junkrat reaper and parah

Muffet: "It's how monsters work, dearie."

Fellby: "What, you wanna see how my digestive system works?"

AUDR-32: Yes.

: ((I agree with the Zarya, Reaper, Pharah, McCree, and Widow.))

Fellby: "Well, for starters, I can take food from either end..."

Yazan: bs to parah and junkrat as they dont do enough dps

AUDR-32: Continue.

: ((Junkrat is ehhh))

Yazan: zarya fuck no

Muffet: "...That is both mildly disgusting and mildly arousing. Hm."

: ((Also Pharah has enough dos))

: Dps*

Yazan: unless full charge dps

: Frisky "hah" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Fellby: "And once it gets to... right here." He points to the center of his torso. "I burn it up."

Shadow: walks around the bar mostly just to walk around

AUDR-32: Interesting. Data collected.

Yazan: mei will counter with ice heal and shield though

: ((No but))

: ((You can reload your weapon))

Yazan: mcree is a big fucking gamble

: ((And then shoot them again))

Fellby: "And then I excrete the ashes."

Scillia: ((Junkrat does plenty of DPS

AUDR-32: Data updated.

Shadow: *daily reminder that shadow is pure black with glowing red eyes and has proven they can "splat" given enough force against something*

: ((Yeah, if you can aim as junkrat, it's hard to get close)!

Yazan: not certain enough plus it cant be done if sge has a team

Barchar: she looks over at Jager

Fellby: ((oh shit i should head to bed

Fellby: ((gn everyone

: Fellby [Fellby] disconnected.

AUDR-32: ((gn

: ((Yeah, but that's a bit of a hypocritical statement, considering I've said that a team can make Mei get fucked))

Scillia: ((Thats the point of a team

Scillia: ((To cover eachother

Yazan: widow is the only one who can

AUDR-32: floats to Shadow. "And what may you be?"

: ((But how? How can widow be the only one to kill her out of the ice chamber?))

: ((Fuck, I don't trust widow to do that at all))

Shadow: what am i? i... really don't know anymore. sorry.

Yazan: if she isnt killed off and can actually shot

: ((I've escaped from every single widow who has tried so far))

Scillia: ((I know a character that can reliably fuck over Mei's ice chamber

Yazan: yeah

AUDR-32: Disappointing.

Scillia: ((People underestimate how much Zenyatta's charge shot hurts

Yazan: i meant as a counter

Shadow: i wish i knew too.

: ((Also D. Va, with infinite ammo, and Roadhog, with one shots))

AUDR-32: You are a fascinating being, from the visuals.

AUDR-32: Unfortunate that no data can be collected.

Yazan: Dva has to get close which puts her at stake

Yazan: both against mei and the team

: ((Yeah, and then you fly away))

Yazan: not certain enough to be a counter

Shadow: well, if it helps, i've... splatted before. and i don't need to eat and i don't think i can get hurt anymore.

Scillia: (('If Roadhog Misses' isn't really a valid exucse, cuase if Roadhog manages to miss on any of his hook+shot combos it's a loss anyways

AUDR-32: Hm?

: ((It really depends on the player))

Yazan: youll be frozen before you are recharged

AUDR-32: Explain splatted.

: ((What? I mean, it's a 5 second charge. You have 500 hp))

: ((You'll get away, I promise you()

Yazan: she freezes you in 2 seconds

Shadow: like... um... i went splat? and went over the cieling like a goo?

: ((Yeah. She does.))

AUDR-32: Data collected.

Yazan: then head shots you

Yazan: youre dead

AUDR-32: Thank you.

: ((And she can't one shot D. Va.))

Scillia: ((D.VA is tanky as shit in 1v1s

: ((500 hp))

Yazan: then keep freezing her

Barchar: (Her crit spot is the size of the fucking entire map)

: ((It doesn't work, trust me))

Barchar: (That 500 hp is not as much as it seems)

Yazan: then you still die by the enemy team

: ((But so does a Mei))

Yazan: yeah her ult is too big now

: ((A Mei can't focus on one person if they're being shot by everyone else))

Yazan: well no shut who can?

Scillia: ((Mei cannot survive a 2v1 from literally fucking anything

: ((And D. Va's is too fast))

Yazan: 1 vs 6 no one wins

Scillia: ((Two mercys with pistols can beat her cause she can't freeze two people at once without her ult.

: ((Yeah, I learned Mei's counter))

: ((Anyone, as long as there are multiple))

Scillia: ((And her ult may be able to freeze an entire team, but half of the ults in the game can kill an entire team if they're all bunched up together

Yazan: shell use ice shield and block the path

Shadow: so... why are you trying to learn a lot of things?

: ((That's if they're in a situation where they can't just... Walk around))

: ((Or fly over))

: ((Or hell, break the fucking thing down))

: Jirachi!H is sleeping on the couch.

Yazan: shell be gone by then

AUDR-32: My designation is Artificial Unmanned Data Retriever.

: ((She isn't that fast))

: ((Like))

: ((She's got no movement abilities))

Yazan: fast enough in small maps

Shadow: oh. so you're made for it. huh?

AUDR-32: Yes.

Scillia: ((Mei's only 'mobility' is being able to climb using Ice Wall

Yazan: if this was a game with bigger maps and more openess shed be fair

Yazan: its not

: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.

: ((depends on which map))

: ((Like, also how your team plays))

Shadow: ...

Yazan: most have a central point. a focus that are small or have to go through small places

Yazan: makes it easy to hide

AUDR-32: It is my purpose, to collect data.

: ((Well, yeah. Choke points))

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.

: ((Lots of those. Defense would be fucked without them))

Shadow: ...who do you bring it to?

AUDR-32: ...

Barchar: <"How's full physicality feeling, Asmodeus?>

Yazan: except that theree isnt much long range

Asmodeus :

: High Feast Laharl [Scillia] is now High Feast Laharl [Curly].

Asmodeus :