Nox: ((So that I can sell them on the market
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Nox: ((And buy an item from the mann co store using it
Gaster: "Did you know they had no clean water back then? All they have to drink is shitty beer."
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MettatonSEX: I did not.
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: ((you cant sell drops i dont think
Gaster: "I'm not one for drinking beer, but I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to be gritty."
: ((or metal
Jäger Leyline: doesnt sound half bad
CryingEevee OOC: ((>"i hang out with frisk almost everyday" YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEM UNTIL TODAY))
MettatonSEX: It isn't supposed to be.
Gaster: ((i forgot vader eloha and ghirahim got married
Jäger Leyline: thats what buikds the floof on your chest though
Jäger Leyline: builds*
Gaster: frowns, then glances at his own chest.
: -Gaster's phone suddenly gets fifty-odd texts from Mettaton saying various 'I love you!' messages.-
MettatonSEX: He's a skeleton.
Gaster: "... Oh yeah, there's no cell phone reception either."
MettatonSEX: I figured.
Gaster: "No satellites."
Jäger Leyline: errr bone marrow?
MettatonSEX: No phones either.
CryingEevee OOC: ((zoidberg is wearing a gothic dress))
Gaster: "All they had was people yelling at other people."
MettatonSEX: ...Jäger, gritty beer is unfiltered beer.
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Gaster: ((the beer thing is actually true
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Gaster: ((i learned it in history class
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MettatonSEX: ((sweet
Smolster: (i made jasper in my tomodachi life and tried to date her but she dumped me like 8 times)
Lily: Aw that sucks
Smolster: (and then i deleted her..
Jäger Leyline: ((anicent egyptains were the first to do cat memes too
MettatonSEX: (smol is ruthless /s
CryingEevee OOC: ((you can't TRY to date someone in tomodachi. i leave it up to rngesus))
CryingEevee OOC: ((sans just beat gaben's son in a rap battle))
Gaster: ((enoch's voice in OFF: deep imposing laughter
MettatonSEX: ((HEH HUH
Gaster: ((enoch's voice in my tomodachi game: digital farting
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Smol Asriel: ((That went better than expected
Nox: ((MV that triggers me
MettatonSEX: ((sorry
Barchar: she's here
CryingEevee OOC: ((all od my tomodachi voices are just... somewhat random))
Smol Asriel: ((My dad fuckin backed me up too
Nox: ((We do not tolerate the quote from Fat Fuck Ronald McDonald in this house
Jäger Leyline: Im aware hence why drinking it makes you tough
Nox: ((Gj Slar
CryingEevee OOC: ((reggie suggested eating crossants for breafast to get taller))
Smolster: (mv and mettaton are married in my tomodachi life, and have had like 3 kids so far)
Lily: Nice
MettatonSEX: ((nice
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Gaster: "So you're saying you'd happily run around the desert wearing a glorified diaper while drinking shitty beer."
CryingEevee OOC: ((so, there's a rumor the animal crossing villager bought a pirate ship))
: "I'd do that with him."
: "Sounds like fun."
Lily: Mfw have a small problem and there is literally nothing to solve it
Jäger Leyline: the shitty beer part
MettatonSEX: ((funny thing about smols tomodachi life: she was trying to get schyro and gaster together. look how that turned out
Jäger Leyline: did it for like 4 years
Barchar: "...Okay. I was kinda zoned out for a bit, and don't feel like looking back through my memories to spoil the surprise. What the FUCK are you talking about?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((snake apparently is all about collecting antique clocks, and so is my mii))
Gaster: "Well, there was an upside to this weekend though. We saved the Serapeum!"
MettatonSEX: Nice!
Barchar: (The way Gaster and Metta find out about Barchar's weird feelings is that she almost calls one of them 'dad')
CryingEevee OOC: (("so... if you could buy a mutant domino, you would, right?"))
Barchar: (also the wat)
Jäger Leyline: grity beer
MettatonSEX: ((smols gaster: complains about hair despite being bald
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Gaster: ((that was the back-up place they used when the library of Alexandria was destroyed
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Gaster: ((looks like i got my dates wrong, they'd be wearing togas at this time period, but I think the beer thing would still be true
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Jäger Leyline: wheres muffet?
MettatonSEX: ((barchar calls them "dads"
Barchar: ("Aww")
Gaster: "... I don't know."
MettatonSEX: Probably either at her house or working.
Lily: Brb
Jäger Leyline: said that to BC
Muffet: cheri is back. Her day is occupied for now.
Smolster: (barchar: daddy)
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Barchar: "Dunno."
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Barchar: "Haven't seen her since I got back to the bar."
MettatonSEX: ((mettaton: i'm kinkshaming
Lily: Back
Gaster: ((i tried to get muffet and fellby together in my game but muffet ran off with jontron, and fellby settled with two-face
Barchar: (Barchar: "I'm sorry my inner kinky freak is showing")
Barchar: (Jager: "It's outer, babe.")
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Barchar: (is two-face a girl?)
MettatonSEX: holds his darling close.
Gaster: ((yes
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Barchar: (okay then)
Muffet: considering her ahtred of memes
Muffet: i imagine that every fuck with jontron is a hatefuck
Nox: **See I thought you were talking the batman villain
MettatonSEX: ((same, laharl
Nox: ((And just got sooooo fucking confused
Barchar: (Wait he's not?)
Barchar: (she*)
Gaster: ((if you've watched the vinesauce playthrough of tomodachi life it's the twoface who dated walrus, then ditched him for donkey kong
Barchar: (damn s key)
Barchar: (I have not)
Jäger Leyline: huh
Gaster: ((she's literally a woman who has two faces
Barchar: "She's probably fine."
CryingEevee OOC: ((i read vinesauce as vietnamese))
CryingEevee OOC: ((vietnamese tomodachi life))
Gaster: "She's a tough woman."
MettatonSEX: ((vietnamese crystal
Jäger Leyline: shes been wrapped around you for the paat few days
MettatonSEX: ((eggie drug bag fuck
Barchar: "Yeah. Maybe she's making sure Fellby doesn't get jealous."
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Jäger Leyline: true
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Jäger Leyline: but Im pretty Fellby is a rather secure person
Gaster: ((fellby, when returning from his weekend away, probably dropped his bags, scooped Muffet up, and yelled "GIVE ME SOME LOVING, BABE"
Muffet: ("Kay.")
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MettatonSEX: starts purring while holding his love.
Barchar: She shrugs. "Probably."
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Jäger Leyline: besides he can always get even by stealing me from you
Gaster: "Mmmh, I missed being able to sleep next to someone who doesn't snore."
CryingEevee OOC: ((handsome squidward wants to be friends with chara. so then he'll be friends with both frisk and chara i guess))
MettatonSEX: Mmh.
Barchar: "Pssh. You'd do it anyway."
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Gaster: "Anatomy is fascinated by the concept of snoring, and he... well, he proudly snores."
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MettatonSEX: Oh my god.
Jäger Leyline: Ill steal all three of you
Barchar: she scracks up a bit. "God. That has to be, like..."
MettatonSEX: You work with nerds.
Gaster: "Like, I wasn't aware that could happen."
Barchar: "That has to shake the house."
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Gaster: "And he does shake the house."
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Gaster: "I asked to sleep outside."
Eon: -He probably clings to people with no escape for the held in his sleep.-
Barchar: "Well. You're back."
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MettatonSEX: Darling, that sucks.
Gaster: (("Clare and Gaster are wearing the same outfit"
CryingEevee OOC: ((you put everyone in the same outfit?))
Gaster: ((yes
CryingEevee OOC: ((you are a freakin dictator))
Gaster: ((they are all wearing the maid outfit
Barchar: (hot)
Gaster: ((eh they can change out
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Gaster: ((ghirahim already has
CryingEevee OOC: ((let people wear what they want!...but give them a catsuit just in case))
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: ((I'm baaaaackkkk
: ((hi
CryingEevee OOC: ((i seriously don't remember if i gave most islanders a catsuit as a joke, or what))
MettatonSEX: ((hi
Nox: ((So CE puts everyone in catsuits and Chime puts everyone in maid outfits
Gaster: "Yeah, and Eon clung to my ribs like... I don't know."
Smol Asriel: ((I put everyone in a fez
Gaster: "It was three to a bed and it was terrible."
MettatonSEX: Like I do but worse?
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't put them in cat suits, i let them have one))
Gaster: "Yes."
CryingEevee OOC: ((also ninja costumes and robo-hero costumes))
: ((Flame confirm that you're alive
Barchar: "Sorry, Guardian. At least you're fine now."
: ((Tri confirm that you're alive
CryingEevee OOC: ((also brb))
: ((Flame is alive
MettatonSEX: Fuck, that's gotta su--
MettatonSEX: Guess what dipshit forgot to charge.
: ((Metta: Fuck, that's gotta Steven Universe
Gaster: "... You forgot to charge, didn't you."
Barchar: "Yup."
Jäger Leyline: (hey bread
MettatonSEX: Yes.
: ((Hello))
Gaster: "... Figures."
Smol Asriel: ((Hiya bread
Smol Asriel: ((Also why is there a columbine shooter fanbase
Gaster: ((because earth is secretly hell
: ((edgy kids
: ((or mental disorders
MettatonSEX: has a loose, limp hug on Gaster. Please recharge this shitty robot husband.
: ((a mix of those 2
Gaster: sighs and picks his husband up. "Looks like we're heading home."
Gaster: ((sugar either sounds really stupid or really sarcastic
Barchar: "See you, Gaster. Enjoy yourslf."
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Gaster: "I'll try."
Lily: Am alive now, sorry
Lily: Was trying something
: ((Okay
MettatonSEX: is going to apologize profusely once he comes to.
: ((We can do PMD when Tri comes back
Lily: wut
: ((Tri's tulpa I mean
Lily: o
: ((You know
: ((CE
Lily: yeah
Lily: ik
Smol Asriel: ((tri
: ((Good
Smol Asriel: ((Actually, Laharl u can tell him about it
Lily: um
Smol Asriel: ((Zero I
: ((sounds like a lotta TUPLA
Muffet: she walks in, humming happily. "Bonjour, everyone."
Barchar: (BTW chime)
Barchar: (Zero I is Azzy)
Barchar: (I'm not joking)
Gaster: ((i know
Barchar: (okay)
Lily: ...Holy fuck
Lily: I didn't know
Barchar: (We figured it out later)
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now MageVaati [MageVaati].
: Gaster [Gaster] is now Fellby [Fellby].
Smol Asriel: ((Paul T Hisowa
Barchar: (Who Is A Tulpa)
Smol Asriel: ((Iss good 10/10
Jäger Leyline: hey Muffin
Barchar: (anamgrams)
Jäger Leyline: muffet*
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think i stepped in cat pee on my way downstairs))
Fellby: ((oh no
Fellby: walks in too.
Barchar: "Hi, Fellby."
MageVaati: (rrrriiiiiiiiip)
Barchar: "Welcome back."
: ((i bet youre pissed about that
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Asmodeus : -He's been at the bar. He goes there during the day, and returns to Jäger's house at night.-
Jäger Leyline: oh hey Fellby
Fellby: "And hello to you too." He fingerguns, then kind of topples over.
Muffet: she tries to grab him
Smol Asriel: is still at the bar, depressed
CryingEevee OOC: ((test of [url=]fuck everything[/url]))
Fellby: "Whoo. It's been that kind of weekend."
CryingEevee OOC: ((hey. it works))
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=]niceu[/url]))
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Fellby: ((i forgot i gave frisk the campground interior
: ((its hip to fuck everything
Fellby: ((so i just see them rolling around in the dirk
Lily: So the internet on my computer completely fucking died
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Endling Asriel: -He's comforting him.-
Fellby: ((*dirt
Asmodeus : "...?"
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Lily: Why is it just the fucking computer
Asmodeus : -He's looking over at Smazzy and EA.-
Fellby: slowly rises to his feet again, stretching out.
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Muffet: "It's okay, cheri." she helps him up, wrapping her tail around his legs. "Hope yours doesn't feel too bare, Barchar."
Barchar: she shrugs. "I'll live."
Barchar: (btw frtisky, CE is in arcreator)
: ((Do you want to Pee Emm Dee now
: ((I know
Lily: Yes
Barchar: (I assume that's why MV got mettaton out)
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Barchar: (and i'm in already lol)
Lily: Am on mobile tho
Barchar: (DEAL WITH IT)
Lily: ok :(
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: Then get in arc reactor
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Asmodeus : "..."
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Jäger Leyline: need a massage fellby?
Asmodeus : -He goes over to the two, just looking at them.-
Jäger Leyline: hey Asmo
Asmodeus : "Hi."
Fellby: sighs. "No. I've had enough attention below the belt for a while."
Jäger Leyline: didnt mean that but okay
Barchar: "I think he meant it literally, Fellby."
Asmodeus : "Are you guys talkin about adult stuff? Should I leave?"
: Talking*
Barchar: "You're fine, Asmodeus."
Fellby: "Oh... oh, sorry. It's fine, my body should sort itself out soon."
Fellby: "I had to do a bit of... rearranging in there."
Asmodeus : "Alright."
Muffet: "I am going to do my best to not get aroused by that image."
Muffet: "I'm just glad you're back."
Fellby: smiles. "Me too."
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Jäger Leyline: likewise
Asmodeus : "...@
Asmodeus : -He's just confused, and is sitting there.-
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Fellby: ((i actually had a few thoughts on how a fire elemental's body works
Jäger Leyline: sorry asmo
Fellby: ((with mine, they have a little coal that acts as a core
Jäger Leyline: nah were fine
Jäger Leyline: sit down next to me
Fellby: ((and a good amount of them have a little chamber where a stomach would be, and that's where stuff they eat goes
Asmodeus : -He sits on his lap. Not exactly what Jager said, but he just did that cause he likes feeling like he's actually sitting better.-
Fellby: ((and then it burns, turning to ash, which is then excreted out of the body somehow
Muffet: she kinda has to come along. Or else she'll either trip fellby or be forced to come along.
Fellby: looks at Muffet. "Where do you wanna sit?"
Muffet: she shrugs. "Wherever you'd like, cheri. Near Jager, across from Jager, wherever."
: ((Muffet: on your face))
Fellby: "Hm... let's sit near Jager then."
: ((Fellby: oh))
Fellby: ((fellby: that can be arranged
Barchar: (Fellby: "Later)
Jäger Leyline: pats Asmos head
Muffet: she nods, walking over with him
Asmodeus : "I didn't know what you guys were talking about, so it's fine."
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Asmodeus : "I don't really mind if you guys talk about this stuff in front of me. Not like that's gonna scar me for life."
Jäger Leyline: you alreafy have your scars
Asmodeus : -He nods.-
Asmodeus : "Yeah."
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: (("You're a freak, Sterling."
Asmodeus : "I'm fine."
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Muffet: she sits down, holding Fellby's arm
Fellby: ((lonk: *sips coffee with his chin*
Barchar: (gg lonk)
Fellby: leans on his spoder gf.
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Jäger Leyline: hugs Asmo
Muffet: she sighs. "Love you, cheri. I missed you."
Fellby: "I missed you too. You and your pastries..."
Muffet: "...That may or may not be an innuendo. Either way, still."
Asmodeus : "Thabks for letting me stay with you, Jäger."
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Jäger Leyline: no problem kid
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Fellby: ((muffet just changed back into her schoolgirl uniform
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Barchar: "For the record, I think I'm her fallback when you're gone."
Barchar: "Muffet." she said, in a monotone. "I thought we had something special."
Asmodeus : "You remind me a bit of my dad. He was nice, and generous."
Asmodeus : "Not much for fighting."
Jäger Leyline: dont worry babe Im your fallback from muffet
Jäger Leyline: really kid?
Asmodeus : -He nods./
Muffet: she shrugged. "Oh well. Cheri is back."
Asmodeus : "I think, anyways. It's been some time."
Jäger Leyline: was your dad black like me?
Fellby: snuggles against Muffet. "Indeed he is."
Asmodeus : "No. He was white fured. Stubborn, too. I remember when he had been killed. He refused to be used no matter what."
Barchar: "Oh my god, Jager, you can't just ask if somebody is black."
Muffet: she glares at Barchar.
Barchar: "Sorry."
Asmodeus : "Unfortunately."
Jäger Leyline: I can because I am black
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Fellby: ((amethyst:"you wanna hear my impression of pearl"
Asmodeus : "Now that I think about it, that memory is vivid. They shot him infront of me, in their attempt at conditioning me to do their bidding. It worked."
Barchar: (CHIME WHY)
Asmodeus : "I was weak. Well, I am weak."
Jäger Leyline: .....
Jäger Leyline: were a kid not a fucking weapon
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Asmodeus : "To them, I was a weapon. Valuable one, 'till I stopped working. Physical labor is a tough thing, and I couldn't do it for as much as they wanted."
Jäger Leyline: seema upset
Jäger Leyline: (gtg work
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Asmodeus : "I learned a valuable lesson, at least. There are more bad people than good, everywhere. So you should really stick to the good ones. Or else you'll be stuck with the bad ones."
Asmodeus : -He starts just fiddling with a shot glass that is on the table.-
Fellby: watches this.
Muffet: she sighs. looking over there too
Asmodeus : -He doesn't actually look more upset at all after talking about that.-
Asmodeus : "How do people drink these? Aren't they like, terrible? Tasting, feeling, and for you?"
Fellby: "People drink it to get drunk."
Fellby: "Besides, there's ways to mask the alcohol taste."
Muffet: "It's an enjoyable experience."
Asmodeus : "I more mean these small ones. People always put hard liquor, and then look like they just drank something horrible."
Fellby: "Oh yeah, shots taste like ass."
Muffet: she shrugs. "But they get us money. so we make them."
Asmodeus : "Why do people buy them, though?"
Asmodeus : "Clearly if your making money, there's a meeker for them."
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: market*
Muffet: "Mortals are strange things."
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Asmodeus : "You're not a mortal?"
Fellby: "She's a succubus."
Muffet: "Not a mortal."
Asmodeus : "Well, you're a mortal, right Fellby?"
Fellby: "Yup."
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Asmodeus : "But you don't like them. I don't think it's a mortal thing, might just be differing opinions."
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Fellby: "I mean, it's good fuel for my flames."
Asmodeus : "Right."
: (("Let's build a goddamn boat." -Sterling
Asmodeus : "...Have you ever put chemicals, and metals that change your flame's color?"
Muffet: "Yes."
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Fellby: "Yeah, actually. I usually just go for magnesium, that makes me sparkle."
Asmodeus : "Mmhm."
Muffet: "It's pretty."
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Delta [Delta].
Delta: meh let's bring this guy in now why not
Fellby: "Yeah, my clients love it."
Delta: enters
Asmodeus : "Ever tried Lithium Chloride?"
Muffet: "as does his fiance.'
Delta: takes a look around, then has a seat, three crystal shards floating gently beside his shoulder
Fellby: "No?"
Asmodeus : "Makes your color like, Crimson. Dark red."
Fellby: "Oooh, I'lll have to try it out."
Asmodeus : "Hello."
Asmodeus : -Direxted towards Delta.-
Asmodeus : -Didn't really turn to Delta though.-
Delta: "Hello!"
Barchar: "Hi."
Muffet: "Hello, dearie."
Fellby: "Hey there."
Delta: the cat face is clearly a mask, it covers most of his head, he leans onto the bar, propping up a shoulder
Barchar: is this character from something
Barchar: cause i don't know what the fuck you're on about slarv
Delta: I posted a pic earlier
: ((Is it))
Fellby: ((i didn't see it
: ((Is it a warrior))
Delta: ((
Delta: ((he is a warrior indeed
Barchar: S I T U A T I O N A L G O D M O D D I N G ! ?
Asmodeus : "What's your name?"
Delta: "Delta"
Delta: Fucking Warrior
Barchar: "Barchar."
Muffet: "Muffet."
Fellby: "Huh, okay. Like a Delta rune..."
Delta: "Nice to meetcha!"
Fellby: "Oh! I'm Fellby."
Asmodeus : "Asmodeus."
Delta: "Cool names"
Muffet: "Thank you."
Delta: sounds young-ish
Asmodeus : "Your's is cool, too."
Delta: "Don't mind me, continue what you were doin"
Asmodeus : "Okay."
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Asmodeus : -He turns back to Fellby, and Muffet.-
Asmodeus : -He took that very literally.-
Fellby: "One time I tried emerald green. I smelled like pennies for a week..."
Asmodeus : -He nods.-
Muffet: "It made you seem very wealthy."
Muffet: "Well. As much as pennies are wealth."
Asmodeus : "Smelling like copper doesn't sound very wealthy."
Asmodeus : "Dirty, 'millions of people have touched this' copper."
Fellby: "Exactly."
Muffet: "Well."
Muffet: "...Still."
Muffet: "My attempt at twisting it into a good thing went poorly."
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Asmodeus : "Kinda."
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Asmodeus : "But, hey, you tried."
Muffet: "It's kind of the norm. for me."
: ((Welcome to PMD: Building Boat Sim 2016
Barchar: (hoopa's ark)
Delta: is watching
: ((No, Mew's Ark
Fellby: ((might as well call it ark reactor now
Barchar: (But Mew doesn't end with an 'ah' syllable)
Asmodeus : "I noticed you didn't burn when I touched you, by the way."
Asmodeus : -Geez, that just sounds weird.-
Nox: ((Hey did you know we're all iron man
Fellby: "Yeah, I put a lot of effort into controlling who I burn."
Muffet: "He doesn't, usually."
Muffet: "I should know."
Muffet: "...I mean. I don't know how much fire would hurt me anyway. I AM from Hell and all. But either way, he has not yet caused me harm due to heat."
Nox: ((Weeee're alll iron man
Nox: ((Cause we've all had
Nox: ((an arc reactore
Barchar: (u think ur clever)
Fellby: ((asriel went to bed in tomodachi
Fellby: ((he's
Fellby: ((asriel dreeming
Asmodeus : "Ah.@
Nox: ((Slarv can you see the copious amounts of google translate happening
Asmodeus : "You're more warm than hot."
Fellby: "Now deep inside me, I'm burning up."
Muffet: "Oh, no, he's hot."
Delta: ((I see it
Muffet: "Just not burning."
: High Feast Laharl [Nox] is now High Feast Laharl [Literally Satan].
Asmodeus : "He was warm when I touched him."
Literally Satan: Meanwhile in hell, he's at the TV, watching the bar.
Literally Satan: He's wiggling his eyebrows.
Muffet: "It's-it was a joke."
Fellby: ((I have lovecraft and cthulu in my tomodachi
Delta: ((Delta Fucking Warrior
Fellby: ((why haven't i put in nyarlathotep
Barchar: (>Nyarlathotep gets with Gaster)
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Asmodeus : "Oh, oh. Because he's attra- right."
: Delta [Delta] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Asmodeus : "Sorry."
Fellby: chuckles a little, popping a cigarette into his mouth.
Muffet: "Yes."
Asmodeus : "Are cigarettes bad for fire people?"
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Fellby: "Nah. I can eat just about anything as long as it's flammable."
Smol Asriel: ((Laharl we're gonna get yelled at
Asmodeus : -He nods.-
Asmodeus : -He may or may not have pulled the cigarette out of his mouth if he said yes.-
Fellby: "Of course, it all builds up here..." He points at the center of his torso. "Which I get rid of later."
Literally Satan: ((For summoning the DM or the Yes/No/Yes/No
Muffet: she sighs.
Asmodeus : "Oh."
Asmodeus : "Okay."
Smol Asriel: ((Yes No Yes No
Asmodeus : "So your digestive system is like an ash tray."
Literally Satan:
Fellby: "Yup, pretty much."
Muffet: she chuckles. "Clever."
Asmodeus : "That's weird. Not bad weird. Just normal weird."
: (([You are now riding Boaty McBoatface
: ((Wonderful name
: ((Thanks, CK
Barchar: (We must obey CK's law)
Smol Asriel: ((Everyone's probably muted us lol
Asmodeus : "So, uh."
: Sage: "Do you guys actually know HOW to drive a boat?" 17 Dewt: "Nope!"
Fellby: raises an eyebrow. "Hm?"
Asmodeus : "...Back on the topic of mortality, what is a succubus?"
Muffet: "Er. Well.'
Muffet: "A demon."
: ((Muffet: "They SUCC until you die))
Asmodeus : "...why not just say demon then?"
Muffet: "There are different types."
Muffet: "It doesn't amtter much for you, though. you're not likely to have to deal with one."
Asmodeus : "Well, I don't really need to go to hell. Or can."
Asmodeus : "I'm a ghost. I'm more in Limbo."
Fellby: "There's nothin' good in hell, you know?"
Literally Satan: ((And so the great duel of Blazefire Dreemurr and Miyu comes to an end
Asmodeus : "Well that implies Muffet isn't good."
Muffet: "There are some good things!" she said, defensively
: Blazefire comes paddling by on the corpse of Tardy Hernandez
Muffet: "Just, you know."
: Slarv, you're a classic
Fellby: "Well, you're not in hell, Muffet."
Muffet: "Few things are perfect."
Muffet: "My Hell is a land of annoyance more than eternal torment."
Literally Satan: "Correction!" He pops out of a hell boid.
Asmodeus : "So, what type of demon is a succubus?"
Muffet: "JESUS"
Fellby: "Gueeeeh!"
Barchar: (LS: "the opposite!")
Literally Satan: "It's mildly bad hell!"
Asmodeus : "I haven't heard of other-"
Asmodeus : "..."
Asmodeus : "Okay."
Literally Satan: "Annoyance takes no part!"
Muffet: "Hi, Satan."
Literally Satan: "If you would like Muffet, I can hook you up with eternal suffering instead of a lifetime of unbuttered popcorn and shitty bestbuy movies."
Muffet: "I'm going tos tay here with my fiance and decent movies, thank you.';
Literally Satan: "Alright, I can't actually do that anyways."
Literally Satan: "You served out your lifetime of shitty life like, three months ago."
Literally Satan: "So I can't do shit, you're officially out-of-hell."
Literally Satan: He goes back into the hell boid.
Muffet: sextuple bird
Literally Satan: A hell boid re-opens at the sextuple bird.
Muffet: "Yeees?"
Literally Satan: LS shoves a giant can of RAID out of the hole, and smirks. Before dissapearing back into it.
Muffet: "...Oh no."
Fellby: immediately moves in front of the can of raid.
Literally Satan: It's not triggered or anything.
Literally Satan: It's just a giant fucking can of raid.
Muffet: "Heee's probably threatening me."
Asmodeus : "That is a big can of bug spray."
Muffet: "Oh well!" she shrugs
Muffet: "Spiders aren't bugs anyway. I'll probably be fine!"
Literally Satan: "I can still fucking drown you in it."
Literally Satan: Okay he isn't even here anymore where the fuck did that come from.
Muffet: "It's a gas, Satan."
Asmodeus : "Well, it's a must."
: Mist*
Asmodeus : "It's not technically a gas."
Literally Satan: Actually, it's a shitty bargain-brand Raid can.
Fellby: "I'm still not letting it anywhere near my fiance."
Literally Satan: Meaning it just fires bleach-y stuff that just kills ants by drowning them
Barchar: "It's not a trap."
Barchar: "It's just."
Barchar: "A can."
Barchar: "Of raid."
Fellby: (("I think Gaster needs a sweetheart... how about setting him up with pearl?"
Barchar: "She's probably safe, Fellby."
Barchar: (Confirmed)
Barchar: (Gaspearl)
Barchar: (Unfrotunately no Gasper)
Literally Satan: ((No no
Asmodeus : "Anyways, should we just go back to the topic?"
Literally Satan: ((Peater
Fellby: ((frisk: *literally wakes up pearl to set her up with gaster*
: >Magikarp uses Breath of Satan!
Muffet: "Sure. Where were we?"
: >Sage faints!
Asmodeus : "What succubuses are."
Muffet: "SuccuBI."
Fellby: ((looks like they're just gonna be friends
Asmodeus : "Sucubi."
Asmodeus : "Whoops."
: Succubi*
Muffet: "It's not frivolous. We need to use the correct plural form. If we don't, what kind of world do we live in? that of chaos. Pure chaos.
Asmodeus : "Ill use it next time. Sorry."
Muffet: "but, anyway, we're..."
Muffet: "Sex demons. Essentially. Spirits of, as the bible would put it, adultery."
Fellby: ((asgore: *makes one friend then goes to bed*
Barchar: (Sounds like ASgore)
Asmodeus : "So it's demons who do adult stuff?"
Muffet: "Essentially."
Muffet: "Again. Likely not going to target you."
: High Feast Laharl [Literally Satan] is now High Feast Laharl [Scillia].
Scillia: She knows that feel bro
Scillia: If one more fucking person calls her a Medusa she's gonna turn them to stone and engrave 'GORGON' into their statue.
Asmodeus : -He nods.-
Muffet: "Even the ones who set them up in positions of celebrity won't really do much. You don't look like you'd even have hit puberty."
Asmodeus : "Puberty. Right. I can't go through that anymore."
Fellby: "We don't do minors, kid. Not on purpose."
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Muffet: "Nor do we."
: beatTakeshi [] is now model succubus.mdl [].
Asmodeus : "...Could be a good thing? Probably could have been worse if I had been stuck in the middle of it."
Muffet: "On a matter of ability, partially."
Muffet: "Oh, yes it would."
Asmodeus : "When I was confused about all this stuff, and had weird feelings."
Muffet: "I have seen puberty. It would not be something you'd want to be stuck in for all eternity."
: model succubus.mdl [] is now Beat Takeshi [].
Asmodeus : -He shrugs again.-
Asmodeus : "Maybe I'll find a way to get older.".
Asmodeus : "At the least, look older.@
Muffet: "Well, if you get 18 or older, then you'll have to watch out.
: Saturn's RPer is just too fucking much
Asmodeus : "As of now, I'm not even interested in any of that stuff, if only a bit, by pure curiosity itself."
Fellby: ((you're certain they're not a mister saturn
: ((I am very certain
: who is in the bar
Fellby: is present within thee bar premises
: Drakon blinks.
: "Fellby, how many skeletons have you fucked?"
Muffet: her
Muffet: obviously
Fellby: "... Too many."
Asmodeus : -He is.-
: "More than Muffet?"
Asmodeus : "...Mat I ask an adult question?"
Muffet: "Almost certainly not."
Asmodeus : "How... How does one... Do adult stuff with a skeleton?"
Muffet: "I've been fucking for a while, Drakon."
Muffet: "Well, it dpeends on the dimension they're from."
Fellby: "Skeletons get creative. That's all you need to know, kid."
Asmodeus : "Okay."
: "Last time I checked, I fucked at least 12 skeletons."
Smol Asriel: ((Blazefire's is canonically satan's ex boyfriend
: "Each time was the worst experience of my life."
Fellby: sighs. "... Sanses are almost never fun."
Muffet: "Never want to do ANY work."
Asmodeus : "Sanses?"
Muffet: "the lazy skeletons."
: "Goat count is like, 3. I was not built to fuck."
Muffet: "that, uh, talk like they never read a book in their stupid lives, ya know?"
Asmodeus : "Is this type of conversation normal?"
Fellby: "... Not around kids, no."
Muffet: "Around me? Yes. Around others? I don't think so."
: "Do you ever end up charging a specific person more than you do other people?"
Asmodeus : "Oh."
Muffet: "Ohhhh, yes."
Asmodeus : "Should I leave?"
Muffet: "Meh. The damage is done."
Fellby: "Depends on what they're asking - up to you kid."
Asmodeus : -He decides to stay.-
Asmodeus : "Ill drown it out."
Asmodeus : -He can't really do that, but he'll pretend and make everyone feel better.-
: "That's not going to make anyone feel better."
Asmodeus : "I don't think I asked your opinion on what I am to do."
: "Fuck you too."
: >when you say 'fuck you' to a kid
Asmodeus : "..."
Asmodeus : -He stays silent.-
Muffet: "Wow. Rude."
: "Yeah, I just said that."
Asmodeus : -He's debating fake crying.-
Asmodeus : -Wouldn't be hard for him to do.-
Asmodeus : -Nah, he'll do it if he continues being rude./
: "Plot twist, what if I told you that my antivirus fucked me over and I'm not actually the robot I am? Hahaha. Haha. Nobody cares, so everyone forgets."
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Fellby: "... Are you okay?"
: "[sub]No.[/sub]"
Fellby: "Do you want help?"
: "If you want help, call the guys at PC Optimizer Pro."
: I just realized that PC Optimizer Pro was in a vinesauce stream
Muffet: "..."
Muffet: "Uh. Okay."
Jäger Leyline: you dont have to stay here kid
: (( Bread: Eleven.
Asmodeus : "But you're here."
Barchar: suddenly Jager
Barchar: she's leaning on Gote husbando, looking at Drakon
Jäger Leyline: can appear out of nowhere
Asmodeus : "...Hey, didn't you say your girlfriend could help?"
Barchar: THIEF
Jäger Leyline: yep
Barchar: "Huh?"
: ((YOU))
: ((GOD DAMN))
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Barchar: (stole*)
Fellby: "... Whoa, hey, Jager!"
: "I'm going to go reformat myself and jack on for a bit, bye."
Jäger Leyline: ((anyone ever links awakening?
Muffet: "Okay."
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: and he just disappears
Barchar: (Why yes, I have links awakeninged)
: ((Anyone ever links awakening))
CryingEevee OOC: ((anyone ever links awakening?))
: ((Gg))
: (( Link me up inside
Asmodeus : "Barchar?@
Jäger Leyline: ((play links awakening on the gameboy*
: Fellby [Fellby] changed the topic to "anyone ever links awakening?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((my link's the only one that walks beside me))
Barchar: "Yes?"
Fellby: ((i have it on virtual console
: ((I played the DX version on virtual co- ye))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i played it on 3ds))
Smol Asriel: ((My first zelda
Scillia: 'Who in hell gives a damn about you? Your new name is Tier Whore'
Smol Asriel: ((On gb
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Asmodeus : "Can you help me ghost?"
Jäger Leyline: ((did you steal from the shop?
Smol Asriel: ((Of course
: ((Who wouldn't))
Smol Asriel: ((990 rupees for a bow really?
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: "What does that entail?"
Barchar: "I can try to help you ghost. I would like to help you ghost."
tier whore: ((t-tier whore!?
Fellby: ((no
Asmodeus : "How does it work? I can't seem to get off of being my age, I can't touch anything without power from a Mage."
Jäger Leyline: hey Fells
Fellby: "Hey buddy."
CryingEevee OOC: ((i stole formt he shop many a time))
Barchar: "well..."
Smol Asriel: is under a pile of pillows
Barchar: "I couldn't touch anything either."
CryingEevee OOC: ((i am proudly THIEF))
Asmodeus : "..."
Fellby: ((i stole from the bird shop in tp though
Barchar: "And again is very much a totally mental procss."
Barchar: aging*
Asmodeus : "How do I do that process? I can't go through puberty, I've learned from experience."
Asmodeus : "I think that's kinda imports at."
: Drakon walks back into the bar, half of his wiring exposed. He looks like he's in complete ecstasy.
: Important."
: >imports at
: *
Barchar: "Well. Not really."
Asmodeus : "I thought it made you more mature. With hormones and stuff."
Barchar: she smirks. "Many would say the opposite.:'
: "I forgot how great jacking on was."
Barchar: "Look, you just..."
Barchar: "Have to think of yourself as an adult. I guess."
: "A straight shot of electricity."
Barchar: "I really held on to my scraps of humanity when I was a ghost. So I just did it myself. I don't know about you."
Fellby: [sub]"Damn, that's kinky.
Fellby: ((shit
: [sub]"I can show you how."[/sub]
CryingEevee OOC: ((dat futurama reference tho))
Fellby: [sub]"I'm good."[/sub]
: jacking on:
: (([sub]sandwich[sub]
Muffet: "[sub]You can't electrocute fire[/sub]"
Muffet: "[sub]I have tried[/sub]"
Asmodeus : "Okay. How do I change how I look?"
: "I've reformatted everything. I can't remember much."
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: "I remember that jet fuel melts steel beams. I learned that in 2nd grade."
Barchar: "Again. It's a mental thing, for me."
Barchar: "You just..."
Barchar: "Think of yourself as something else. And if you do it right, you change."
Barchar: she ripples, looking like Basriel. She doesn't keep that on long. She's looking away as she changes back
: Why the fuck is this on YouTube
Fellby: [sub]"Unfortunately.[/sub]
: Why
: Someone explain
Asmodeus : "..@
: [sub]"Damn. I'd really love to see fire get electrocuted."[/sub]
Jäger Leyline: hes tried to read my mind before
Asmodeus : -He seems to try to do this. Maybe fertile a slight affect on how he looks, but nothing big happens.-
Asmodeus : "...Anything?"
Smol Asriel: maybe fertile
Barchar: "A bit."
Asmodeus : -He stops.-
Asmodeus : "...Ill meditate. Practice."
Asmodeus : "Maybe be able to change in the next few days. Am I already mature enough to be an adult?"
Barchar: "...I am not a good person to ask that question, Asmodeus."
Jäger Leyline: lays down on fellby
Barchar: "I was worse than you for a pretty long while."
Asmodeus : -He must not be on Jäger's lap anymore.-
Fellby: is kind of leaning on muffet so now he's a spicy sandwich.
Barchar: "It was...obtaning...this body that made me more mature
Muffet: and she is a very crushed spoder
Asmodeus : "Yeah?"
: ((Fucking, was freezing yesterday))
Scillia: What the actual fuck
: ((Now I'm like, so hot))
Barchar: "But don't...please, do NOT try to get one that's occupied."
Barchar: "Unless you're prepared to lose someone you don't want to."
: ((ok what
Fellby: ((is that ikea sans
Barchar: (Error sans is swedish)
: (( ikea sans
: (( Ikeatale
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Asmodeus : "I wouldn't posses anyone without permission."
Barchar: "...If you want, you can try my body out a bit."
MageVaati: (insert tab overused into slot not even the best character)
Barchar: "Just don't try to access my memory."
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Barchar: "For your own sake.'
Asmodeus : "Okay."
Fellby: ((i'm half tempted to make a joke post about ikeatale now
Asmodeus : "Seems everyone has something they wouldn't want someone to go through."
: (( When I first joined I was stuck on a shitty Windows XP computer from 2001 because my other, better PC's motherboard started to fuck me over
: (( I was stuck on said computer for 7 painful months
Barchar: "Well."
Jäger Leyline: ...warm
Fellby: "Yes, that's what I am."
Barchar: "When I woke up, I screamed for two years becuase of the instant flood of information."
Barchar: "Two years."
: "edgy"
Barchar: "Don't. Just don't."
Asmodeus : -He lies down, resting his head on BC's lap.-
: MageVaati's connection timed out.
Asmodeus : "Alright."
Asmodeus : "How did I get so lucky with this place!"
: ?*
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: "Haha."
Jäger Leyline: its gonna winter soon
: "You got lucky?"
Barchar: she laughs. "That's a question I ask myself pretty often."
: "How optimistic."
Fellby: "Yes it is. You're gonna need someone warm to cuddle up with, huh?"
Asmodeus : "You all are so nice."
Jäger Leyline: Well I got you and BC
Scillia: (("BEWARE"
Jäger Leyline: muffet too
: "I gotchu fam"
Scillia: ((Jager: "WINTER IS COMING"
Asmodeus : "It's... Almost... Hard to understand that there are so many people who aren't completely bad."
Fellby: chuckles, pressing up against Jager a little.
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh yeah, i remember we rped christmas, will we rp Halloween?
Schyroton: -he knows the feel-
Barchar: "I get you. I've seen a lot of shit."
Jäger Leyline: ((yep
Muffet: "Four warm people."
Muffet: "well."
Scillia: ((I've got a tradition of making all of my characters wear costumes for other characters
Muffet: "I'm cold-blooded and Barchar's heart doesn't pump anyway. so I'm not sure how warm we are. But stil."
MageVaati: (im participating)
Scillia: ((Schymour Krelborn
Asmodeus : "Am I warm?"
MageVaati: (yes)
Jäger Leyline: well you got Fellby and I to warm you up
Asmodeus : -He's uh.-
Asmodeus : -Not warm.-
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't really have a character who would. well maxwell, but i dunno))
Fellby: ((I was actually gonna go see if i could go to a party irl
CryingEevee OOC: ((maaaaybe shadow?))
Muffet: she nods, chuckling. "We were a foursome minus one without you, cheri. And that's just sad."
Fellby: ((also fellby's birthday is october 15th
Fellby: "Awww, well, I'm glad I can fill your void."
Scillia: ((Shade is becoming Lewis
Scillia: ((Cause hes feeling like a ghost
Scillia: ((And its what she hates the most
: (( Lewis from Unbox Therapy
Barchar: (My first thought was actually BSC)
: Beat Takeshi [] is now I've got these 800 Galaxy S7s and iPhones here [].
Barchar: (I'mma watch ghost and freaking out again)
MageVaati: (metta dresses up as a jjba character)
Asmodeus : "..."
: (( Discoton just projects pictures of clothes
Barchar: would dress up as....
Barchar: fonzie.
CryingEevee OOC: ((my first thought was l4d when he said lewis. althought it should've been bsc))
: (( Discoton dresses up as
: (( uh
Jäger Leyline: dont worry too much Asmo
Scillia: ))T
Scillia: ((The disco zombie from PvZ\
CryingEevee OOC: ((shadow passes off his normal appearance as a costume /s))
Barchar: "Ghosts don't have body heat, unfortuntely."
Asmodeus : "Right."
Fellby: ((gaster wouldn't know what to dress up as, fellby uy
CryingEevee OOC: ((i just realized, shadow couldn't dress up because of his identity issues. rip.))
Asmodeus : "At least I'm softish."
Scillia: ((Shadow dons a hedgehog costume
Fellby: ((fellby dresses up as something that lets him take his shirt off
Muffet: would pick any halloween costume with 'sexy' in it
: (( Discoton dresses up as the monopoly man
MageVaati: (gaster is roped into dressing as skeletor)
CryingEevee OOC: ((no))
Scillia: ((Fellby paints his chest blue and shit with those burnable logs that change the color of your campfires
Muffet: her halloween costume is as a demon. She just wears a horn headband.
CryingEevee OOC: ((skeletor is for papyrus' only))
Scillia: ((Blue Red and Yellow
: (( But without the mustache and with ranom makeup
Fellby: ((gaster" myeh
Scillia: ((Puts on a cape
Scillia: ((The moment things get tense he rips off his shirt
Scillia: ((And shows the Superman logo that his fire forms
Fellby: ((oh my god
Barchar: (FUCKING 10)
CryingEevee OOC: ((fantastic))
: (( Juan dresses up as
: (( uh
MageVaati: (alternatively, mettaton gets gaster to dress as jack skellington)
: (( Who does Juan dress up as
Scillia: ((Shoots fire out of his eyes as 'heat vision'
Barchar: (Ja)
Barchar: (Juan*)
Fellby: ((corsiva dresses up as... hm
Barchar: (He dresses up as himself)
Scillia: ((QUICK
Quote: he dresses up as Curly.
: (( Juan needs to have a badass costume, other than himself
Quote: Curly dresses up as him.
Fellby: ((it involves a lot of petticots
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Quote: this confuses everyone
CryingEevee OOC: ((kidgue dresses up as a starman /s))
Barchar: (Coraline? 9?)
Fellby: ((9
Scillia: ((CORALINE
Smol Asriel: ((Coraline
Asmodeus : -He sighs.-
: (( I remember Coraline
Barchar: (Ooh that could work)
Jäger Leyline: pats Asmo back
: (( I couldn't watch that movie without falling asleep halfway through it
Scillia: ((Curly dresses up as Quote
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Jäger Leyline: sits up and goes back to him
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Fellby: ((aww, that's a cute idea, laharl
Asmodeus : "I wish I could make you guys as happy as you make me."
MageVaati: (glamor dresses as a jaeger from pacific rim)
: (( Juan dresses up as
Scillia: ((Forgets to take it off for the holiday and remains quote for the entirety of christmas
: (( uh
: (( Juan dresses up as fucking Reaper
Barchar: (Every time she looks in the mirror she jumps)
Scillia: ((Muffet dresses up as Widowmaker
Muffet: oh. Widowmaker. Duh.
: (( Discoton pulls a random overwatch character out of a hat
Jäger Leyline: (Jager dresses up as a Jaeger
Muffet: French Spider. How did I not think of this.
Scillia: ((Literally Satan and God collaberate and swap places for the day
Muffet: She's Widow, Fellby is Reaper
Scillia: ((Heaven becomes Mildly Okay heaven
Scillia: ((hell becomes eternal punishment
CryingEevee OOC: ((so heaven is dissapointing and hell is actual hell))
: ((But Widowmaker isn't a spider))
Barchar: (Because LS is a slacker, but god does his fucking job)
Smol Asriel: ((Not yet
Muffet: she's basically a spider
: ((Noooo))
: ((No))
: ((Nooooo))
MageVaati: (ok then glamor dresses as rosalina and gets corsiva to be peach)
CryingEevee OOC: ((widowmaker is just purple))
: ((Yeah. Widow is a human))
Smol Asriel: ((And she has 8 legs
Fellby: ((ooooh yes
Smol Asriel: ((And 8 eyes
Jäger Leyline: kid just worry about yourself right now okay?
Muffet: Yeah, but she's got hookshot which is supposed to be like a web.
: (( let me pull a random hero out of a hat
Fellby: ((corsiva just wants an excuse to wear petticots
Asmodeus : "Ive worried about myself for a while."
Muffet: and A venom mine that looks like a spider.
CryingEevee OOC: ((bastion))
Muffet: and her name is based off a black WIDOW
Scillia: ((Glamor, Corsiva, Gaster and MV form the main cast of Spykids
CryingEevee OOC: ((someone has to be bastion))
: (( Drakon dresses up as Bastion
MageVaati: (...i just show up)
: ((AD is bastion))
Scillia: ((Balrog (Cave Story) Dresses up at Balrog
Scillia: ((Bastion*
: ((Cause no one likes him))
MageVaati: (laharl. you said mv)
Balrog: He dresses up as SF Balrog
: (( Let me input these fucking heroes into a wheel
CryingEevee OOC: ((who's gonna dress up as gamer girl?))
Barchar: could do D.VA
Smol Asriel: ((MV: Do you think that god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of his creation?
MageVaati: (schymour krelborne is staying that way)
MageVaati: (...oh my god)
MageVaati: (mettaton fucking dresses up as audrey 2)
Fellby: ((me, also in the gaston household: yes
: (( H morphs into Winston
: (( An all-red Winston
Scillia: ((Mettaton dresses up as a giant trashcan
: ((So))
: (( "Dicks out for me, am I right?"
Scillia: ((Gets Gaster to sit ontop of him in a plant costume
: ((They are just primal rage Winston))
MageVaati: (schyro: willll you two go ththe fuck to slleep)
Scillia: (('It's not a flowerpot but it'll do'
MageVaati: (("hey guys im my roleplayer"
Fellby: ((me: no
: (( Almost done with the hero wheel
Barchar: (Schy is Zenyatta)
: ((who is the most annoying fuck here))
Scillia: ((QUICK
Barchar: ([s]everybody bloo plays[/s])
: ((
Barchar: (Honestly, for characters, i don't know)
: (( Everyone I play is very annoying
Barchar: (Nobody annoys me that much)
: (( Who do I spin for
Horse: Ahem
CryingEevee OOC: ((spin for maxwell))
MageVaati: (no, mettaton is zenyatta. GAZE INTO THE THIGHRIS)
: ((Whoever the most annoying fuck is))
: ((Is tracer))
Jäger Leyline: you wanna hit the hay kid?
: (( I hope someone catches the comedy I put into the wheel
Barchar: (okay, no, Barchar is Tracer.)
: (( Spinning for maxwell
Barchar: (Because Barchar is actully kind of british.)
Horse: "Did you say hay?"
Horse: "I love hay!"
Scillia: ((Barchar dresses up in a tuxedo
Jäger Leyline: ((no mei is most annoying
Scillia: (("What are you?"
Muffet: "why is there a horse"
Scillia: (("Bootleg Editor."
: (( Maxwell is Pharah
: ((
Barchar: (Everybody: "Who the fuck is editor")
: ((No fuck off))
Barchar: (Barchar: "I forget")
: ((Mei is Bei))
Scillia: (("Why the fuck am I in a tux."
Jäger Leyline: ((mei is op as fuck
MageVaati: (jasper dresses as zarya, or she dresses as popeye)
: (( I spun for Drakon
GIYGAS: ((...E...D...I...T...O...R...
: ((She really isn't though))
: (( Drakon dresses up as Mei
: (( Ffffffffff
Jäger Leyline: ((her capabilites far exceed everyone elses
Scillia: ((Jasper becomes that fucking overly realistic copy-paste tiger
Fellby: ((speaking of spoopy things, i should probably bring in my alchemy frankenstein, i think you guys would like her
Scillia: ((From that stupid as shit Uncle Grandpa thing
Jäger Leyline: ((and therea no counter to her
MageVaati: (no laharl)
: (("No counter"))
: (( "Giant Realistic Flying Tiger"
Fellby: ((dedan: jasper are you a furry
: ((Reignhardt))
MageVaati: (jasper the sailor gem)
: ((Mei))
Fellby: ((jasper: haha what's that
: ((Pharah))
Barchar: (If a charactr's only counter is that same hero)
Barchar: (That's a shitty counter)
Scillia: ((WAIT
Smol Asriel: ((The only thing I know about jasper
Scillia: ((WAIT
MageVaati: (jasper sweats nervously)
Smol Asriel: ((Is she's got a dumb butter hair thing
Jäger Leyline: (she walks straight through barrier for rein
Barchar: (Well, the main counter anyway)
Smol Asriel: ((So I'd say Jasper becomes Mondo
: ((Also, if you have a coherent team))
: ((She sucks dick against a group of people))
: (( Here's the fucking wheel
: ((
Jäger Leyline: (parah doent deal enough dmg for her to jut panic and escaps
: ((As a person who mains her))
: ((God damn she sucks when you need to fight a group of people))
CryingEevee OOC: ((lucio isn't a dubstep cunt. he's jet set radio))
Fellby: ((butter hair thing... OH YOU MEAN HER HELMET
: ((She can only really focus on one person))
Jäger Leyline: ((she can freeze entire teams bread
: ((With her ult hh
: ((And that takes time to charge))
Jäger Leyline: (I watched her freeze 3 ppl at once
MageVaati: (grillby just dresses as a candle and goes on with his day)
: (( Lucio the dubstep cunt
Jäger Leyline: (no ult
: ((Well, you didn't actually))
Jäger Leyline: ((no I did
Barchar: (How do you know whether he did Bread)
Smol Asriel: ((From what I know about Jasper she's the perfect Mondo
MageVaati: (she is)
Jäger Leyline: ((because the ground freeze ppl too when they walk over it
: (( This wheel strongly prefers Mei
: (( What the fuck
Fellby: ((i don't know anything about mondo
: (( Bread are you possessing this wheel
CryingEevee OOC: ((i keep seeing "mondo" and reading it has "monado"))
: ((what?))
MageVaati: (...coogle mondo oowada)
Smol Asriel: ((The Ultimate Biker
Jäger Leyline: ((she is good at long range too as she can 2 shot.people
MageVaati: (google)
Fellby: ((jasper: i'm really feeling it
Barchar: (wait it does?)
Scillia: ((Oh wait
Smol Asriel: ((AND HE IS BUTTER
Scillia: ((All the matsu brothers become Ice Climbers
Scillia: ((In different smash Alts
MageVaati: (yes)
: ((She cannot two shot, unless they are accurate.))
MageVaati: (or, the matsu brothers all dress as each other)
Scillia: ((Wanna know the reason I play Mei?
Barchar: (There are some accurate AF meis)
Jäger Leyline: ((well I have been numerous times from chest shots
Scillia: ((Cause i'm a fucking crunch for anything that can one-shot Tracer
Smol Asriel: ((I play as mei when I find a kid on twitch
: ((As what character?))
Smol Asriel: ((So I can make ice walls in every door they try to go in
Fellby: ((one of the matsus dress up as jon arbuckle
Jäger Leyline: ((if she sprays the ground it affects players Ive been frozen be her when she not even looking at me
: I've got these 800 Galaxy S7s and iPhones here [] is now beatTakeshi [].
Scillia: ((No no, all the Matsus dress up as eachother
Jäger Leyline: ((soldier 76 and zarya
Scillia: ((Except
Fellby: ((waaaait a minute
Scillia: ((One of them doesn't
Scillia: ((He just dresses up as John Cena
: ((She has to be aiming at them))
Scillia: ((In a hyperreallistic costume
Fellby: ((is mondo wearing a punk outfit
: ((also, you must have been damaged, or she was damage buffed))
Smol Asriel: ((Yes
Jäger Leyline: ((except.that itbhappenened laat night
MageVaati: (yes)
CryingEevee OOC: ((we got to here by me asking if we would rp halloween))
: ((Cause she can't two shot a soldier or zen with two chest shots))
Fellby: ((... gaston!jasper's outfit is based on japanese street puns
Fellby: ((*punks
CryingEevee OOC: ((street puns))
MageVaati: (SHES MONDO)
Fellby: ((well that sentence went the wrong way
MageVaati: (except not dead)
: (( I've decideded that Juan dresses up as reinhardt
Smol Asriel: ((Chime can you do us all a favor and make her butter hair have been sold to her by monokuma
Barchar: (Why)
Jäger Leyline: (Ive faced it mutliple times bread
MageVaati: (mettaton dresses as either monokuma or audrey two)
Scillia: ((Shoe becomes that Momobear fuck
: ((I main Mei))
Fellby: ((her helmet comes from her gem
: ((I can't two shot a soldier))
Jäger Leyline: ((this isnt one time incindents. everything Ive mentiones
: ((No but like))
Smol Asriel: ((>Momobear
Jäger Leyline: (and Isee the kllcams
Scillia: ((I know nothing about dr
Barchar: (Momobear)
Smol Asriel: ((>Mo mo
Smol Asriel: ((>Bear
MageVaati: (momo means peach)
Barchar: (Like, Monober would be fine at least but momo?)
Jäger Leyline: ((and I still havent found a counter for her
MageVaati: (mettaton dresses as audrey two because glamor has since gotten over his fear of plants)
: ((Mei can two shot soldier))
: ((At very close range))
: ((Like, the fall off is big))
Jäger Leyline: ((mei shouldnt have any range
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Yazan [Yazan].
Scillia: ((Just found it
Scillia: ((Monokuma
Scillia: ((That shit
Fellby: ((the entire gaston timeline dresses in maid outfits /s
: ((Rein is a counter))
MageVaati: (like just. mettaton wearing a full monokuma costume)
Scillia: ((I don't fucking know
Yazan: she should be strickly close combat
: ((Good roadhogs))
: Smol Asriel's connection timed out.
MageVaati: (schyro is schymour krelborn)
: ((Why though))
: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.
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: Frisky "hah" Whiskington's connection timed out.
MageVaati: (or he just dresses as monokuma)
: Fellby's connection timed out.
Yazan: ((rein doesnt dmg her
MageVaati: (that message sent super late)
Yazan: roadhogs lose if they miss
: ((Hence why I said good roadhogs))
Vader Eloha: ((She dresses as, uh...
Yazan: where she has 200 ammo
Fellby: ((I think she's just hand out candy?
Scillia: ((The only friend Miyu currently has now has a serious problem with her entire party
: ((I mean, if you have a shitry Mei, not hard to counter))
Scillia: ((Good luck
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: ((Shitty*
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: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
Yazan: hog*
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Yazan: so a bad mei win over an accident road hof
Yazan: its not hard to spray
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Scillia: ((Sue Sakamoto is joining /r/Undertale
Yazan: its hard to hit with a one shit hook
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Barchar: "...So. Want a ride, Asmodeus?"
Barchar: (Oh boy)
MageVaati: (vaati dresses as mettaton, but he transforms into mettaton and the only indicator it's actually vaati is his speech)
Asmodeus : "Ride?"
: ((A bad Mei))
Barchar: "You know."
Barchar: "With the...posession. and stuff."
: ((Doesn't know how to headshot on freeze))
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh boy, shapeshifters on halloween))
Barchar: turns into literally tracer
Yazan: she should most be a support
Barchar: i mean not now
Barchar: but she could
Asmodeus : "Uh, sure.@
Barchar: hell
Asmodeus : "Ill try."
Barchar: messy, spiky brown hair?
Fellby: ((i know who fellby goes as
Barchar: that's tracer
Fellby: ((ghost rider
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh d00d, ygo on halloween.))
Yazan: aiding others not racking in kills
Barchar: She nods. "Assuming you work like me..."
: "I will be right back."
Fellby: ((sexy ghost rider that is
Scillia: ((Okay so they're pretty chill so far
: ((Oh boy, Vantkrai on Halloween
: "I'm going to go dress as Winston."
Scillia: ((They know what Jenka's Nightmare is
: ((Why))
: ((Why should Mei be a support))
Barchar: she grabs his hand, putting it on her head. "Your hand can go through my head, right? And then ou should be able to get through."
Yazan: because her capabilites exceed others in all areas
Barchar: (Yeah, no, she's definitely a defense)
Asmodeus : -It doesn't at first, then does.-
Fellby: ((dedan just sits on the porch and scares people
: ((Not range))
MageVaati: (schyro wears two pairs of glasses)
: ((Not mobility)
MageVaati: (avanne on halloween)
Yazan: what range? the maps are cqc
Yazan: if this was battfield then ya
CryingEevee OOC: ((bar check?))
Smol Asriel: ((Oh yeah
Fellby: is in the bar.
Yazan: but stick to the corridirs and harrass the transport
: MageVaati [MageVaati] is now ?? [??].
Yazan: and your team will attack the widiws
Muffet: is in the bar
Smol Asriel: ((Chime, I'm using she/hers now
: ((Okay so))
: ((Using strategy))
: ((To win))
Barchar: so, do you want this to work, Bread?
: ((Hell, I've had shite rounds as Mei))
: ((Very very bad))
Fellby: ((Oh, okay
Smol Asriel: ((I have not played OW in some time
Asmodeus : -Sure, why not.-
Yazan: majority of the time if the def side has a mei we lose
: ((Like, 8 Elims))
CryingEevee OOC: ((so muffet, fellby, of and of course barchar?))
CryingEevee OOC: ((or is barchar elsewhere?))
Yazan: because so mich attention has to be focused on ge
Barchar: then Asmodeus manages to actually take over her body. He can see her in her...cluttered mind.
Yazan: her
Barchar: she's in the bar
: ((It really depends on the skill of your opponents and your own team))
Smol Asriel: still under pillows wallowing in self pity
Asmodeus : "...Hmm."
Yazan: where almost everyone else has a counter
Barchar: it looks super disorganized. There's a picture of Jager on the 'wall', tilted. Everything else looks like an office room that should be tidy, that got whipped up in a tornado
: ((Again, if your players are good enough, you can counter Mei))
Yazan: she does.not
: ((Barriers counter))
Barchar: <"hOI. Make yourself at home.">
Yazan: not counter
Yazan: deal
Yazan: thats the dofference
Barchar: (Who)
Barchar: (Who's ??*)
: ((Quick characters counter))
: ((Flame is Fouseytube confirmed
: ((Tracer sucks to deal with as Mei))
Smolster: (?? is mv)
Yazan: you can kill her with a team but thats it
Barchar: (Who tf is Fouseytube)
Barchar: (and why am i him)
Yazan: no aingle character is an anti mei ans that is was is wrong
: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] is now Shadow [Shadow].
: ((I really think you're just getting fucked on by good meis, like, I've been fuuucked on by good meis before))
Shadow: wakes up on the couch, stretching for about a second before just, stopping.
Yazan: ((Theres nothing wrong with good players
Asmodeus : <...So I'm in control?>
Barchar: <>
Barchar: <"Pretty much. Go wild.">
Yazan: ((but no other character is as team stopping and over powered as me
Barchar: <"The sensation of actual feeling might be overwhelmign at first. Just try to relax.">
Fellby: ((.... yazan confirmed for best overwatch
Asmodeus : -He steps. Kinda stumbles a bit, not having had walked in a while.-
Shadow: looks around the bar "uh... hi."
Fellby: "Hey kiddo."
Yazan: ((I dislike like other characters like junkrat but I know how to stoo them
: ((Unless they're bad))
Muffet: "...Barchar? Are you okay?" she said, only now paying attention to her.
: H the red morphing thing enters the bar.
Yazan: if mei has even a dumb team with her your fucked
Asmodeus : "She's okay."
: As a.....Jirachi.
: ((Unless your team is good))
Muffet: "...Right. Okay."
: ((Honestly, I don't see how Pharah isn't a counter))
Scillia: ((Mei is one of those classes
Scillia: ((That is utter easiness if they suck
: ((I don't see how Rein isn't a counter))
Shadow: hi there.
Yazan: vecause she cant.kill mei
Scillia: ((And utter HELL if they're good
: "hello"
: ((Uhm, pharah has killed me many many times))
Yazan: mei will freeze to heal. than ice shield afterwards and run away
: ((...Yeah, aka, countering her.))
: ((If they run away, you took care of hem enough for them to need to heal and run))
Yazan: so how do you counter that?
: ((Kill them))
Yazan: counter her panic ability?
: ((Just stand infront of it and spam weapons))
Yazan: only widow can oneshot her
: ((No, Hanzo can))
Yazan: then she will ice shield
: ((Roadhog))
Shadow: so. um... *shadow wants to talk, but can't think of anything to say*
Barchar: "Don't worry about it. I'm letting the kid have a drive."
Yazan: and since the maps are small the ice shield blocks most of the room
Muffet: "...Alright, then."
Shadow: ((this epsiode on: flame rps with himself
Asmodeus : -He walks around a bit, seeming happy about walking around.-
??: A tall figure floats into the bar, about 8'6". Their body is a bronze color, with wide hips and tapered legs. The legs have three rings around the bottom, as do their wrists. Their body is adorned with a pale greenJetsons-esque garment that starts as a wide-collared top and end in puffy shorts. The legs also take on the pale green tone from knee to tip. Their face is humanoid, though like the rest of their body, is clearly robotic in nature with the panels and metallic shine. Atop their head is a carefully glued on pale green bob wig. "Ah." Their voice has a medium pitch and a metallic tone to it. "This is not what I had expected."
Yazan: requiring you to walk around then shes gone or recharged
Yazan: or you get frozen and die
: (( Flame RPs with Himself at Late Night
Fellby: "... Uh. Hey?"
??: looks around, scanning the bar,
: "Hi!"
Muffet: "...Hello."
??: Hello.
: ((I really think that this is coming to be that you just need to practice))
Shadow: ...hi?
: ((Because I have lost a fair few comp matches as Mei))
: ((Like, my placement matches were shit))
: ((And I played Mei like the whole time))
??: This place is quite interesting just within a few seconds of entering.
Yazan: (bread I have over a decade of online multiplayer experience
: ((But is it with overwatch?))
Yazan: ((no but I know how team based shooterz work. the strength and cons of classes
Yazan: ((mei sxceeds her class and can be used for everthibg
Yazan: (theres not efficent coubter to her
: ((But I still lose matches))
Muffet: "Thank you?"
Yazan: ((thats just you
Asmodeus : "I can't even remember what it was like to have a body."
Yazan: ((majority defense I play if mei is there its loat
Yazan: lost*
: brb
??: Hello. I am make AUDR model 32.
: ((Yeah, but I can play Mei, I've done well as her. And I won't call it just a bad game, cause I may play good, and still lose))
Muffet: "...Okay, then. Do you have a nickname?"
: ?? [??] is now AUDR-32 [AUDR-32].
Fellby: "Well, it's nice to meet you."
: ((I really think you're just getting unlucky with teams or something))
Yazan: ((no because I tried Mei out
Yazan: ((and it was fucking easy
AUDR-32: You may call me AUDR-32, or perhaps, what some have called me, Audrey.
Yazan: ((everything I mentioned I do
AUDR-32: It is a pleasure.
Shadow: uh, yeah. nice to meet you... audrey? i'm shadow.
Barchar: (AUDR-2)
Barchar: (32*)
Barchar: (AUDR3-2)
Barchar: (AUDREY-2)
: ((yeah, but to be fair, you're also getting paired up with people new to the game. A lot new to these type of games, too.))
AUDR-32: ((you figured out the joke
Barchar: (I DID IT)
Shadow: ((i got that as soon as i saw the name
Yazan: (so then those are new meis then too?
Shadow: ((i just don't know who audrey 2 is
: ((Depends on what the rank says))
AUDR-32: ((little shop of horrors
AUDR-32: ((laharls gonna be pissed
Yazan: (I noted ranks
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Yazan: (not as high as you
: ((where?))
AUDR-32: Now, what may this place be exactly?
Shadow: it's a bar... a lot of people come here, i think.
Yazan: ((in a number of games playes
AUDR-32: Thank you for that data, Shadow.
Muffet: she nods.
: ((Cause 85 is high, but 40-60 still is))
Muffet: "I'm Muffet, just so you know."
Scillia: ((I am pissed, can confirm,
Yazan: since Im lowlevel I dont play with high ppl
AUDR-32: Again, a pleasure.
AUDR-32: ((heh
Yazan: plus lvls dont tell shit
: ((Well, with blizzards shit match making, that's debatable))
Yazan: just hours spent playing
: ((And I don't disagree with you there))
: ((But if I have a 306 genji on my team()
: ((Usually that person is gonna fuck everyone up))
Yazan: ((I can deal with genjis though
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Yazan: winston
Scillia: ((Hey guys
Scillia: ((Miyu just gave all your G to balrog
Scillia: ((Rip
Yazan: plus he got nerfed a but
: ((Yeah, Winston fucks genji, especially after they nerfed him to shit))
Yazan: bit
Yazan: yeah rightvthere fucjs
AUDR-32: (gdi miyu
Shadow: so um... does anyone want to talk? about... something?
Yazan: fucks*
Fellby: ((one of these days i gotta bring polly in
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Yazan: winston fucks over genji
Fellby: ((the only problem is polly sleeps 12 hours of the day
Yazan: no one fucks over mei
Fellby: ((and prefers to spend the other 12 hours doing work
Yazan: a team us needed
AUDR-32: Well. A brief explanation of the bar itself, a name of this place, et cetera.
Shadow: umm, i can't really say.
Yazan: that is what us wronf
AUDR-32: Oh.
Shadow: pretty sure it's... a grillby's at least.
Muffet: "Often, just 'the bar'. It's essentially a multidimensional location, where people meet up to..."
Yazan: like Dva or bastion shouldnt be freezable
Muffet: "Do things like this, if you're me."
AUDR-32: I am listening.
: ((why shouldn't they?))
AUDR-32: Data has been recorded.
Fellby: "Mmhmm."
Yazan: because as zarya I have to run away from mei
Yazan: who des mei run away from? no one?
Shadow: has decided he's spent WAY too long on the couch and stands up
: ((Mei runs from everyone if she's low))
Scillia: ((Only Mei nerf I can think of is that her icicle damage should lower a little
Yazan: plus robits are affected by cold as much
AUDR-32: How is it that beings made of fire exist?
Yazan: arent*
Yazan: 1v1 no
Shadow: pretty sure it's magic.
Fellby: "I just... do."
Yazan: 1v1 she wins
Scillia: ((Let her keep those crunchy Tracer OHKOs, but don't let her land long-distance good damage headshots on Widowmaker.
AUDR-32: There must be a scientific explanation.
: ((I found a list of counters))
Yazan: I did too
Muffet: "Magic."
Fellby: "I'm magic."
Yazan: junkrat reaper and parah
Muffet: "It's how monsters work, dearie."
Fellby: "What, you wanna see how my digestive system works?"
AUDR-32: Yes.
: ((I agree with the Zarya, Reaper, Pharah, McCree, and Widow.))
Fellby: "Well, for starters, I can take food from either end..."
Yazan: bs to parah and junkrat as they dont do enough dps
AUDR-32: Continue.
: ((Junkrat is ehhh))
Yazan: zarya fuck no
Muffet: "...That is both mildly disgusting and mildly arousing. Hm."
: ((Also Pharah has enough dos))
: Dps*
Yazan: unless full charge dps
: Frisky "hah" Whiskington's connection timed out.
Fellby: "And once it gets to... right here." He points to the center of his torso. "I burn it up."
Shadow: walks around the bar mostly just to walk around
AUDR-32: Interesting. Data collected.
Yazan: mei will counter with ice heal and shield though
: ((No but))
: ((You can reload your weapon))
Yazan: mcree is a big fucking gamble
: ((And then shoot them again))
Fellby: "And then I excrete the ashes."
Scillia: ((Junkrat does plenty of DPS
AUDR-32: Data updated.
Shadow: *daily reminder that shadow is pure black with glowing red eyes and has proven they can "splat" given enough force against something*
: ((Yeah, if you can aim as junkrat, it's hard to get close)!
Yazan: not certain enough plus it cant be done if sge has a team
Barchar: she looks over at Jager
Fellby: ((oh shit i should head to bed
Fellby: ((gn everyone
: Fellby [Fellby] disconnected.
AUDR-32: ((gn
: ((Yeah, but that's a bit of a hypocritical statement, considering I've said that a team can make Mei get fucked))
Scillia: ((Thats the point of a team
Scillia: ((To cover eachother
Yazan: widow is the only one who can
AUDR-32: floats to Shadow. "And what may you be?"
: ((But how? How can widow be the only one to kill her out of the ice chamber?))
: ((Fuck, I don't trust widow to do that at all))
Shadow: what am i? i... really don't know anymore. sorry.
Yazan: if she isnt killed off and can actually shot
: ((I've escaped from every single widow who has tried so far))
Scillia: ((I know a character that can reliably fuck over Mei's ice chamber
Yazan: yeah
AUDR-32: Disappointing.
Scillia: ((People underestimate how much Zenyatta's charge shot hurts
Yazan: i meant as a counter
Shadow: i wish i knew too.
: ((Also D. Va, with infinite ammo, and Roadhog, with one shots))
AUDR-32: You are a fascinating being, from the visuals.
AUDR-32: Unfortunate that no data can be collected.
Yazan: Dva has to get close which puts her at stake
Yazan: both against mei and the team
: ((Yeah, and then you fly away))
Yazan: not certain enough to be a counter
Shadow: well, if it helps, i've... splatted before. and i don't need to eat and i don't think i can get hurt anymore.
Scillia: (('If Roadhog Misses' isn't really a valid exucse, cuase if Roadhog manages to miss on any of his hook+shot combos it's a loss anyways
AUDR-32: Hm?
: ((It really depends on the player))
Yazan: youll be frozen before you are recharged
AUDR-32: Explain splatted.
: ((What? I mean, it's a 5 second charge. You have 500 hp))
: ((You'll get away, I promise you()
Yazan: she freezes you in 2 seconds
Shadow: like... um... i went splat? and went over the cieling like a goo?
: ((Yeah. She does.))
AUDR-32: Data collected.
Yazan: then head shots you
Yazan: youre dead
AUDR-32: Thank you.
: ((And she can't one shot D. Va.))
Scillia: ((D.VA is tanky as shit in 1v1s
: ((500 hp))
Yazan: then keep freezing her
Barchar: (Her crit spot is the size of the fucking entire map)
: ((It doesn't work, trust me))
Barchar: (That 500 hp is not as much as it seems)
Yazan: then you still die by the enemy team
: ((But so does a Mei))
Yazan: yeah her ult is too big now
: ((A Mei can't focus on one person if they're being shot by everyone else))
Yazan: well no shut who can?
Scillia: ((Mei cannot survive a 2v1 from literally fucking anything
: ((And D. Va's is too fast))
Yazan: 1 vs 6 no one wins
Scillia: ((Two mercys with pistols can beat her cause she can't freeze two people at once without her ult.
: ((Yeah, I learned Mei's counter))
: ((Anyone, as long as there are multiple))
Scillia: ((And her ult may be able to freeze an entire team, but half of the ults in the game can kill an entire team if they're all bunched up together
Yazan: shell use ice shield and block the path
Shadow: so... why are you trying to learn a lot of things?
: ((That's if they're in a situation where they can't just... Walk around))
: ((Or fly over))
: ((Or hell, break the fucking thing down))
: Jirachi!H is sleeping on the couch.
Yazan: shell be gone by then
AUDR-32: My designation is Artificial Unmanned Data Retriever.
: ((She isn't that fast))
: ((Like))
: ((She's got no movement abilities))
Yazan: fast enough in small maps
Shadow: oh. so you're made for it. huh?
AUDR-32: Yes.
Scillia: ((Mei's only 'mobility' is being able to climb using Ice Wall
Yazan: if this was a game with bigger maps and more openess shed be fair
Yazan: its not
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: ((depends on which map))
: ((Like, also how your team plays))
Shadow: ...
Yazan: most have a central point. a focus that are small or have to go through small places
Yazan: makes it easy to hide
AUDR-32: It is my purpose, to collect data.
: ((Well, yeah. Choke points))
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: ((Lots of those. Defense would be fucked without them))
Shadow: ...who do you bring it to?
AUDR-32: ...
Barchar: <"How's full physicality feeling, Asmodeus?>
Yazan: except that theree isnt much long range
Asmodeus :
: High Feast Laharl [Scillia] is now High Feast Laharl [Curly].
Asmodeus :
Yazan: only select points
AUDR-32: Collection unit 53M0R.
Yazan: where as most maps are tight with a lot of cornera
Shadow: bring it to a robot that collects it?
: ((I say just play with your team, and beat the fuck out of her))
AUDR-32: Negative.
Barchar: <"Luckily, you know what it's like. I was really messed up for a while before. ">
: ((She really, really can't fight multiple people at once))
Muffet: "Audrey. Seymour. This reminds me of something."
Yazan: ((I try that bur I have deal with the enemy team too
Asmodeus : <"Yeah. I saw some of that.">
Muffet: "...Hm. I don't know."
Shadow: ...huh.
: ((Welp. That's kinda the point))
AUDR-32: It is a data collection unit. It only holds the data to send to the Upper.
Yazan: what other characters need mutlipe palyer to win against?
Barchar: <"...Me post-sex was not what I meant. But that too.">
Shadow: the upper?
AUDR-32: Where those who created reside.
Yazan: none because they have good counters
Asmodeus : <"...What, no, I meant the memories.">
AUDR-32: Though, it is strange.
Yazan: mei does not
: ((Actually))
Yazan: that iss whatis wrong
: ((Bastion, commonly needed multiple))
Barchar: <"...oohhh. I told you not to look at those. Are you alright?">
Shadow: ...
: ((Torbjorn turrets can be hard to deal with alone))
AUDR-32: Until two years and three hundred twenty seven days ago, there was a response.
Yazan: (no because I kill hin with 76 and mcree easily
: ((Genji))
: ((Can need hep by more than one))
Barchar: (Genji can pretty easily solo a bastion. And I've never really needed multiple people for a torb turret)
Yazan: (winston
: ((Fucking Lucio, when they are just hoping arousmiles the center takes six people to kill them))
: ((Like))
: ((Jesus Christ))
: Around*
Yazan: lucio doesnt kikl
: ((Yeah, but they can cause overtime, and contests points))
: ((Especially on some koth maps))
Shadow: oh.
Asmodeus : <"Yeah. Sorry.">
Yazan: but he dpesnt surpass his class like mei does
: ((Also, tracer))
: ((Tracer))
: ((Takes most of them team))
: ((To kill, just because of how much they teleport))
Barchar: <"I just don't want you to freak out. I got used to the constant stream of information. But you...arent.">
Yazan: I kill tracer np
: ((And then they charge their ult in like, two seconds))
AUDR-32: Yes.
AUDR-32: It is odd.
Shadow: and you're still just learning stuff for them?
: ((Well, tracers I play against just zip zap around, hardly doing anything, until they get their ult))
AUDR-32: Yes.
: ((It's like a gnat))
: ((Who then gets a fucking bomb))
Shadow: ...
Asmodeus : <"Okay. I won't.">
Asmodeus : -He's just doing stuff as he normally would, if he were in a body.-
Asmodeus : <"It feels great to feel.">
Yazan: ((that doesnt happen that much
Yazan: ((soldier or zarya coubters her well
Shadow: ((have you guys seen vinesauce as vines?
: ((By the way, since your forced to have a team, I don't think that saying since you need more than one person to help kill them makes them OP))
: ((I mean))
: ((Rendering a character useless when there's a second person seems bad))
: ((Especially when some can 1v1 them))
Barchar: <"I'm sure. It was nice to me, and I didn't even remember what feeling was like before. I tried to emulate it, but...not the same.">
Barchar: <"...We should go swimming sometime!">
Asmodeus : <"Understandable. Yeah. Maybe I can get a body someday. Not sure how I would.">
Yazan: the purpose of the class system is to have a rock paper scissor forumla
Yazan: no one character is immune to another
Yazan: mei is though
Yazan: since no one coubters her she dominants
Shadow: (([url=]auron, after wearing the sunglasses for a long time[/url]
: ((unless your team helps))
: ((And makes her very bad))
: ((but that's the point of the game))
Yazan: it voids the point of.classes
Shadow: umm... i don't know what else to say.
Yazan: to fight one person
AUDR-32: ...Alright.
AUDR-32: swivels to Muffet. "Do you have any data?"
Yazan: you swtich to a new hero to counter anoyher
: ((2/6 people fighting one person isn't that bad, and tbh, it goes quick, when they get countered by the two))
Yazan: with mei you.cabt
Yazan: youre assuming everyone is talking
Muffet: "About what
Yazan: they arent
AUDR-32: Anything.
: ((Dont have to be))
: ((If I see a Mei, I shoot them. If you've got three people attacking a point, you shoot them))
Barchar: <"I don't know. Just...dont try to coexist with somebody permanently. It won't work.>
Yazan: meanwhile while 3 ppl shot mei
: ((Not what I meant))
Yazan: they get shot by the enemy team
: ((I more meant as a general thing))
: ((Also fucking pulling the team card))
: ((When that's what I've been doing the whole time, and that's not valid))
Yazan: what do you.mean?
Yazan: that 3 ppl cant kilk me mei?
Asmodeus : <"I wouldn't. I'd only take a body that no one occupies, if I was allowed.">
: ((No, the whole "The team will then just kill you" when I'm saying the whole time that your team can kill Mei if they actually help eachother))
: ((2v1 ing a Mei will completely destroy them))
Barchar: <"Good.">
: ((If not, they'll run away))
Yazan: If me or another have to focus ob mei it makes us vunerbale to others
: ((Yeah, same with Mei))
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Yazan: she is.never alone though
Yazan: anyone who plays ger knows that
: ((But that's with literally everything. I'm not gonna play Pharah, and shoot one rocket at everyone, and then reload. I'm gonna shoot one till they die, and try and kill the next))
Shadow: ((i'm still deciding the...nature of shadow. more specifically his body, as right now i've revealed it as quite odd but not much about it
: This needs to just fucking
: end
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Asmodeus : <"...Thanks, by the way.">
: AUDR-32 [AUDR-32] is now Audrey [Audrey].
Barchar: <"No problem.">
: ((Now some can take the damage from others, or quickly switch their focus, and kill the one killing them))
: Audrey [Audrey] is now AUDR-32 [AUDR-32].
: ((Mei can't))
Yazan: duh but you are gping to cover your back and change targets if you have to
AUDR-32: ...You have not answered.
Yazan: you CANNOT change targets on mei
Yazan: otherwise your le dead
Muffet: " I'm thinking."
AUDR-32: Ah.
Yazan: and you nees her dead to progress
Muffet: "Are there any gaps in your data I could fill?"
: ((Yes, if you're Mei, and you're freezing one person, suddenly, a solder starts shooting at you, you're fucked. You try and kill the person, or decide to heal and run))
Muffet: she's still stuck under 's fireman and a gote
Shadow: (clipboards
Shadow: ((
Yazan: no you ice shield or heal
AUDR-32: What exactly are you?
AUDR-32: ((
Yazan: they stop and retreat away from cwc
Yazan: or focus on otheres
: ((no, that's not how it goes))
: ((If you see a Mei in a ice crystal))
Yazan: no thata what ppl do
: ((Half of the time they'll fucking surround it, and shoot you once you come out))
Yazan: then mei just oce shields
Yazan: now she is safe
: ((Do you mean I've walls?))
: Ice*
Yazan: same damn thing
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Muffet: "A demon. A succubus, to be more specific."
: ((Also, ice wall can only block one direction))
: ((Well shit I can't go to sleep
: ((#fml
Shadow: ((rip
AUDR-32: Data collected.
: ((Plus, if you get shot immediately, you can't get that off in time))
Yazan: and guess who is behind her
Shadow: ((F
: ((Plus, if you use it often, you won't have it in time))
Yazan: her dumbass team
Yazan: so assault is focusing on killing mei
Yazan: only to get killled by def
AUDR-32: Is that your reasoning for your extra limbs and eyes?
: ((No))
: ((I mean))
Yazan: becauzw mei takes up so much attention
: ((You need to kill the enemy team))
: ((You're making it seem just so impossible to kill her))
Yazan: because if you dont deal with mei shell freeze her
: ((But it happens all the time. Like, all the time. And offense wins a lot.))
Yazan: you*
Muffet: "No. That's because im a spider."
Yazan: majority of the time if she is there and medicore they win
Muffet: "Or at least heavily based off one."
Curly: You two DO know
Curly: That you've been talking about Mei civilly and without caps lock
Curly: For two whole fucking hours
AUDR-32: Ah. Is this genetically done or through other means?
Asmodeus : <"You want control back?">
AUDR-32: ((there was caps lock
Muffet: "I...dont know."
: ((MEI IS HOT))
AUDR-32: ...Oh.
Yazan: bread likes mei so he wont admit mei is.op
Barchar: <"Eh.">
AUDR-32: Disappointing.
: ((I don't think Mei is OP))
Shadow: sits back down on the couch
AUDR-32: ...This is not of the data collection. Do you require assistance in removing these two.
Yazan: and a counter would be making Dva and bastion very hard to freeze or.unfreezeable
: ((That doesn't make sense to me))
Muffet: "I'm happy here."
: ((First off, why would they be hard to freeze/unfreezable, second off, why them))
Barchar: (Metal is harder to freeze then flesh, I guess)
Yazan: it makes it so you can swtich a class woth a surefire way to stop her
AUDR-32: Ah. You are not getting smothered or damaged by the two men atop you?
Muffet: "Nope."
Yazan: dva for cqc bastion for rnage
: ((Bastion))
: ((For))
: ((Range))
Yazan: and robots dont freeze
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AUDR-32: ...Data collected.
Muffet: "One is my fiance, and the other is a...ah...friend,i suppose."
: ((Stop fucking arguing about women
AUDR-32: Ah.
Smol Asriel: Are you still arguing about OW
: ((In video games
AUDR-32: Data collected.
Barchar: (Yes. They are.)
Yazan: bastions quick rate of fire and dps is the obly thing that cant kill her before she can reavt
: (( Falloff range 35 to 55 meters))
: ((Bastion))
: ((The fall off))
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Fanta: has decided to get a job
Yazan: theres seldom a.range beyond 30
: ((If they're at mid range, sure. But mid range can fuck a Mei up anyways))
Yazan: good fanta is mouching bitch
: (( This fucking argument
: (( Has dragged on for a good while now
Asmodeus : <"I'm gonna give you your control back">
: ((It's time to stop
Yazan: there is seldom long range
: ((Break it up
: (( What platform does this game look like it's running on
: ((
: ((Prolly PC or console))
: ((I mean))
Fanta: ((Ps3
: (( Yeah it's PS3
AUDR-32: ((ps3 yeah
Fanta: ((:3
: ((Pretty good))
Fanta: ((Some games look killer on ps3
Curly: ((Quick
Fanta: ((ffxiii
Shadow: ((how dare you kitty face
Curly: ((Who here fucking remembers Burnout
: (( I do
Curly: ((AKA the best fucking racing game ever
Fanta: ((I have it
Shadow: ((i remember the name but never played it
Fanta: ((Paradise that is, I don't have the others
: (( I still wonder how the fuck GT6 looks so good on a last-gen console
Asmodeus : -He does.-
AUDR-32: ...I am going to leave for now, data collection has reached capacity for the day.
: ((
AUDR-32: I may return.
AUDR-32: floats away.
Shadow: bye.
Muffet: "A friend whom I enjoy the company if greatly and would have sex with often. So more than a friend, rwall-well, okay then. Bye."
: (( I mean there's nothing much for the game to deal with other than cars and tracks
Fanta: texts hywel
Fanta: [Interview is going well]
AUDR-32: o rip
Asmodeus : "Thank you, Barchar."
Hywel: [Yeah?]
Barchar: "No problem."
: AUDR-32 [AUDR-32] is now MageVaati [MageVaati].
MageVaati: (i gotta wake up early gn)
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Fanta: [I might have this]
Loni Leyline: -is pissed off-
: (( What's the worst looking PS3 game
Asmodeus : "Can I sleep with you and Jager tonight? Or, maybe just Jager. Heard you don't stay there much."
Azalea: "...What's up?"
Fanta: [Shit he's mad I'm on my phone gtg]
Curly: [hi]
Fanta: stops texting
: High Feast Laharl [Curly] is now High Feast Laharl [].
Shadow: ...
: [can i become your boss]
Hywel: [Ah shit rip]
: [i pay in hats]
Loni Leyline: fucking bitch in this game is op
Hywel: [Merasmus no.]
Azalea: "She's cute."
Barchar: "Sure, I guess."
Colton: "I like Lucio."
Fanta: ((OH
: ((OH MY))
: ((CHRIST))
Loni Leyline: shes fat
Fanta: ((I DON'T PLAY TF2
Azalea: "Pshh."
Azalea: "She's just wearing a lot of jackets."
Shadow: ((did you EVER play tf2?
: ((MY GOD))
Colton: "That's rude, loni."
Loni Leyline: youre op
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Smol Asriel: heads back home
Loni Leyline: shes a ficitional character colt
Azalea: "She could be in a timeline somewhere."
: ((My))
: ((God))
: Look at this bitch
: Hot
: Af
Colton: "It's still rude."
: There was this one tumblr post I saw
: Someone fucking poorly erased parts off someone else's Mei drawing
: Mei does not look hot
: And another person was like "when you're that much of a tool to edit someone's elses art like that"
: I prefer other women
: Also not fat
Smol Asriel: wheels into the kid's room
Loni Leyline: well its rude for the developers to make a character that breaks the class systen that the game is built upon
Smol Asriel: also hasn't spoken much at all since it happened
Azalea: "Well, how about you try to make a completely balanced system with no flaws whatsoever."
Endling Asriel: -He is with Smazzy.-
Colton: "...I mean. You can kill her. You've done it."
Smol Asriel: crawls into bed silently and buries himself in pillows
Azalea: "How about you play her? Wouldn't that be the smart thing to do?"
Azalea: "Put her power in your hands."
Smol Asriel: as well as owl
Endling Asriel: -He does too, and snuggles to him.-
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Smol Asriel: ".."
Loni Leyline: shes not interesting
Azalea: "Well. Then you can't really complain if you can just be her but won't."
Smol Asriel: sighs
Loni Leyline: fine -plays as her and dominates every match-
Smol Asriel: "I feel.. I dunno what I feel"
Azalea: "Well, was that so hard?"
Loni Leyline: because shes op
Colton: - the rping was supposed to stop the argument goddammit
Shadow: looks around ((is there anyone still in the bar?))
Yazan: lol fuck you
Yazan: I gotta work anyways
Barchar: meher
Muffet: her
: ((Okay imma actually stop doing that shit, cause it's really annoying me, cause you literally cannot dominate every single match as Mei. Like, it just doesn't happen. You have good matches and bad matches.))
: ((Rip))
Yazan: you know Im right
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: ((I really don't))
Barchar: No, yaz, you're not.
Shadow: ((yaz is gone
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Barchar: She's good. I think she needs a nerf to her freeze time. But you're not right.
Yazan: nope lol
Shadow: ((and there he is
Shadow: so... umm...
: ((I mean, I really didn't want to bring somethings that I wanted to say there. My inner toxicity wants to leak))
: ((So badly))
Barchar: "What's up?"
: ((Cause I'm a toxic person, like. I don't say shit, but I always want to))
Asmodeus : "...What?"
Smol Asriel: "Thanks for being here"
Endling Asriel: "It's fine. I want to be here."
Shadow: i uhh... want to know if any of you have seen something like me. because uhh, that robot thing made me realize i really don't know much about myself.
Barchar: "Not that I recall. And I recall...a fair bit."
Smol Asriel: "Am I still.. good?"
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Endling Asriel: "Of course."
Shadow: oh... okay. thanks anyway.
Smol Asriel: smiles at him
Endling Asriel: -He smiles back.-
Smol Asriel: "I don't know what I'm doing.."
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Shadow: ...
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Barchar: "..."
Endling Asriel: "What do you mean?"
Asmodeus : "..."
Shadow: umm... so... anyone have something to talk about?
: ((By the way
: ((If anyone has a problem with something I do
: ((Just fucking say it to my face
: ((#justsaying
Smol Asriel: ((
: ((Alright))
Smol Asriel: "What I'm doing, y'know."
Endling Asriel: "...I don't follow."
Smol Asriel: "I've got no goals.. no ambitions.."
: ((Please don't just PM someone else to say it to me in PMs because nobody's going to get circlejerked
: ((Just so everybody knows
Endling Asriel: "Well, you like me."
Endling Asriel: "My goals right now are to make you happy."
Smol Asriel: "Yeah"
Smol Asriel: "But.."
Endling Asriel: "Live a better life."
Smol Asriel: sighs
Barchar: (that sure sounds like it's got a story to it)
Smol Asriel: "What am I gonna do with my life?"
Endling Asriel: "Dunno."
Endling Asriel: "We'll find out when the time comes."
: ((What does
: (( FFfffff
: (( Listening to Wonderwall again
Smol Asriel: "Just.. keep going?"
: (( where's the "day day day day day"
Barchar: (Did your brain try to make it wndrwll)
Barchar: (real Wonderwall sounds Wrong now)
Smol Asriel: ((Now I gotta go listen to wndrwll >.>
: (( I was just listening to it
Endling Asriel: "Guess so."
: (( I was immediately triggered when he wasn't like "Today day day day day day day"
Shadow: ... i guess not.
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: Fucking hell
: Aghhh
Smol Asriel: "..."
Smol Asriel: "I'm never gonna do much, am I?"
: Fucken top job cunts
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Endling Asriel: "...Dunno."
Smol Asriel: "I've got no use of my legs.. missing an ear, and my dead sister likes to get inside my brain and fuck shit up"
Asmodeus : -He sighs.-
Smol Asriel: "..."
Endling Asriel: "...But I love you."
Shadow: ((is asmodeus in the bar?
Endling Asriel: "Birh of us are flawed."
: Both*
Asmodeus : -Yes.-
Shadow: something wrong?
Smol Asriel: sighs and smiles
Smol Asriel: "Yeah.."
Smol Asriel: "But at least you have a future"
Endling Asriel: "I really don't."
Endling Asriel: "Wveryone I knew is dead."
Endling Asriel: "And I killed them."
Endling Asriel: "Living with this guilt has not been easy, nor painless. You really think I'm happy all the time? Because I'm really good at putting on a facade and playing it off like I am."
Endling Asriel: "I've been doing it for years."
Smol Asriel: "..."
Asmodeus : "Yeah... Just wish I hadn't have died."
Shadow: oh...
Smol Asriel: "Sorry"
Endling Asriel: "It's all been better since I found you."
: I just decided to tap my head softly with this "hardened steel bike lock"
Barchar: "Eh."
Smol Asriel: "..."
: I don't fucking know why
Barchar: "Death is a setback."
Asmodeus : "Would have made... Everything better, I think."
Smol Asriel: "I did what you did.. you know"
Shadow: ...i probably died lots of times.
Asmodeus : "...If I could be coporeal. Age normally. Be like a normal adult, maybe Id be able to prosper, get into a relationship, actually do something."
Asmodeus : "I can't. All I could really do was watch, and manipulate a little. Doing small little pranks."
: That hurt way more than it should have
Endling Asriel: "Yeah..."
Barchar: "...."
Barchar: "Hey. I did most of those things. I was like you just a few months ago."
Smol Asriel: looks down
Shadow: ...
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Asmodeus : "But you were able to change that. I don't know how."
Asmodeus : "You have a body, too."
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Asmodeus : "I have a ghost form that is a mix between coporeal and not."
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Shadow: i wish i could say something... but i don't think i can really relate... sorry.
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Asmodeus : "It's fine."
Endling Asriel: -He snuggles him close.-
Smol Asriel: hugs him
Endling Asriel: "What's important is that we don't give up."
Asmodeus : "Even if I looked older, everyone here will know I was younger."
Asmodeus : "And just feel really awkward and weird about it, huh?"
Smol Asriel: he kiss
Shadow: ...
Endling Asriel: -He do it back.-
Smol Asriel: ((
Smol Asriel: keeps this going for a while, holding him close
Barchar: "Asmodeus, I'm thirteen."
Smol Asriel: ((
Endling Asriel: -He follows whatever Smazzy is doing.-
Smol Asriel: ((
Asmodeus : "Yeah, but..."
Barchar: "I'm younger than you. Look, it's not going to be easy for you to change because you're not used to it but."
Barchar: "You work like me in a lot of ways."
Asmodeus : "I'm eleven."
Barchar: "I expect you can do it."
Barchar: "I mean physically. Or...metaphysically."
Barchar: "Point is, you've been around longer than I have."
Asmodeus : "Alright..."
Smol Asriel: after a good while, he unkisses
Asmodeus : "I guess I just haven't... Has anyone I felt close to in a while. A long while. And I guess I miss that feeling."
Asmodeus : "Losing everything tends to make you feel that, I guess."
: Had*
Shadow: is just silently listening. feeling at this point he has nothing he can add to the conversation
Barchar: She nods. "But hey. You've got us now. And you might even get to do what I've done."
Asmodeus : "I dunno..."
Barchar: "I mean. I guess I really started maturing once I met surreal..." she paused. "Well. Anyway."
Barchar: "Point is. You seem to be on my path, or something close to it."
Asmodeus : -He seems more upset than usual.-
Smol Asriel: holds his hands
Endling Asriel: -He holds Smazzy's hands back.-
Endling Asriel: "Did you need that?"
Smol Asriel: nods
Endling Asriel: "I did too."
: (( I'm going to sleep now
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Smol Asriel: smiles at him
Smol Asriel: "I love you"
Endling Asriel: "Love you too."
Smol Asriel: he starts arranging the pillows
Smol Asriel: into a fort
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Smol Asriel: is doing his best but his legs are getting in the-bread you son of a bitch
Shadow: ((i don't think breb is coming back
Barchar: Dammit bread
Barchar: Back again with the ditching of rp because you passed out
Shadow: ((tfw you have to sneeze but you can't
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CryingEevee OOC: ((gonna go now))
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Yazan: ((yo
Barchar: (hi)
Yazan: ((the toxic avenger returns
Yazan: me btw
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Barchar: (Your nemesis is gone)
Barchar: yeah
: fuck sleeping
Yazan: bread is my waifu
: I forgot I stocked up on monsters
: what am I
Barchar: obvs
Yazan: so are you and slarv
: i'm assuming 'you' is flame
Yazan: you are what you drink bloo
Yazan: yesh
Barchar: thx yaz
Yazan: np
: I'm not a monster I'm a greaser
Barchar: I've never been a waifu before
Yazan: well now yiu are
: me irl
Yazan: how does it feel?
Barchar: it feels
Barchar: weeby
Yazan: youre a weeb
Barchar: like, I feel like playing genji
: I really am considering buying overwatch
Yazan: I tried hanzo
Yazan: hes good
Yazan: did you buy nms?
Yazan: I feel like he is a bit slow
: I would never buy NMS
Yazan: you said it was either ow or nms
: Would rather have nms tho
: The reviews are perfect, I dont see whats wrong with iylt
: Look at those ratings on Steam
: 10/10
: Highly Positive
Yazan: juat aeema like its a whole lot of nothing
Yazan: the planets lack variett
: Would realistically rather buy overwatch or GTA 5 for PC
: OW was released a day after my birthday
Yazan: Ive enjoye apart from mei
: oh god
: please no
Yazan: BC have you gotten the normal gane yet
Yazan: shes batman
Yazan: so was teddy roosvely
Barchar: No not yet, but either way it's 1:30 am lol
Yazan: get it yo
: I feel like getting a haircut but it's fucking midnight
: shhhhiiiiiittt I lost my time window
Yazan: heh I called you afteer your charracyers name
: long hair is just kinda annoying me
: anyone seen that uh
Yazan: you know what anniys me?
: that 21 meme that was posted a few days ago
Yazan: mei
Yazan: I mean bai
: You know what annoys me
Yazan: its a wrong form of bye
: The Emoji Movie
Yazan: thats a movie?
: Its coming out next year
Yazan: well I wont see ut
: I haven't seen the ratchet and clank movie yey
Jäger Leyline: -bam he RKOs BC out of nowhere
: yet*
Barchar: Think wreck it Ralph for apps instead of games
Yazan: I kind of want to
Barchar: BAH GAWD
: I watched 'taskforce X' instead
: Yaz did you watch the r&c film?
Yazan: RC that is
: oh
Jäger Leyline: And I thought you were all seeing
Barchar: "I am."
: It's odd, because the ps4 remaster of the first game was released alongside the movie
Barchar: "I thought I'd throw you a bone."
: So are the movie and the game supposed to connect or...
: idk
Jäger Leyline: sure you did. Ill give you a bone
Barchar: The ps4 one isn't a remaster. It's a remake. New game.
Barchar: Well
Yazan: its a revision of the series
Barchar: Reboot
Yazan: the R word
Barchar: "Okay. I set that one up."
Barchar: (iirc it's actually pretty good)
Barchar: (from what I've seen of reviews and stuff)
Yazan: the game was like 9
: I thought it was a remaster
Yazan: the movie was for fans
: Into the Nexus took me like 2 days to finish
Yazan: nope
: It was pretty fuckin short
Jäger Leyline: yep and youll have to pay for that
Yazan: yeah I beat it in a day
Barchar: "Oh no! But I'm fresh out of G! Whatever shall I do?"
Jäger Leyline: well maam we have certain punishments for those who cant pay their fines
: Up Your Arsenal was pretty long as I remember it
: I remember spending like 2 hours trying to find shit in the obani moons
Jäger Leyline: hands against the walk
Yazan: wall*
Barchar: (Watching people talk about the innuendo-Laden ratchet and clank titles is fun)
: Like the one titanium bolt
Barchar: "Yes, officer." she said, complying with a slightly mocking worried tone.
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Barchar: (the only ratchet and clank game I've played was all 4 one)
Barchar: (was a good Game though)
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Yazan: gtg. they bang
: I've never played all4one
Barchar: obviously
: I played all of the ps2 games tho
Barchar: (Good game. Worth it. Iirc. )
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: The decoy glove was a fun way to break the game
: Gonna sleep now
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Yazan: (hello
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Yazan: ((good bye
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: ((Hello))
Asmodeus : -He probably went to go sleep in Jäger's bed after him and BC finished screwing.-
Asmodeus : -Well. "sleep."
Yazan: (hwy
Yazan: playing ow
: Yazan [Yazan] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Jäger Leyline: wakes up
Jäger Leyline: kid?
Asmodeus : -He is sitting on the bed with his legs crossed, with his eyes closed. How he looks is kinda, shifting a bit, but not changing completely, if much at all really.-
Jäger Leyline: ....kid?
Asmodeus : -He isn't responding. He seems fine though.-
Jäger Leyline: gets up
Jäger Leyline: gets dressed amd sits next to him
Asmodeus : -He eventually opens his eyes, and the shifting stops.-
Asmodeus : "...Oh. Good morning."
Jäger Leyline: dping well?
Asmodeus : -He nods.-
Asmodeus : "What was happening while I was busy?"
Asmodeus : -You could see some glimpses of an older looking Asmodeus, but it wasn't very clear, and obviously needed some work.-
Jäger Leyline: i sleep
Jäger Leyline: slept
Asmodeus : "Oh. Thought you might have seen at least a bit of it."
Jäger Leyline: a bit of what?
Asmodeus : "Ehatever was going on. I was trying to change form. To look more aged."
Jäger Leyline: oh
Jäger Leyline: didn't bang BC in his room btw
Jäger Leyline: you're trying to be older?
Asmodeus : -Well, still. He went to Jäger's bead at some point.-
Asmodeus : "Yeah."
Asmodeus : "It seems better."
Jäger Leyline: ....oh I see
Jäger Leyline: but you're stil la kid right?
Asmodeus : "...I guess."
Jäger Leyline: do you want to be an adult?
: as -He nods.-
Jäger Leyline: ...its not because of what BC and I do is it? all the "adult things"
Asmodeus : "It's because it seems like it's easier to create close relationships. Close relationships is one of the many things I lack."
Jäger Leyline: not inherently though kid
Jäger Leyline: some people engage in those things simply because of their personality
Jäger Leyline: but it can also ruin relations
Jäger Leyline: and I don't like people simply because what I can do wtih them
Asmodeus : "But people find it simply weird that I appear so young."
Jäger Leyline: aren't you 11
Asmodeus : "Kind of."
Asmodeus : "Ive estimated I'd be fifty something if I were to be alive still."
Jäger Leyline: ....I mean.....have you been awake for those 50 years?
Asmodeus : "Yeah."
Asmodeus : "I have."
Asmodeus : "More forty, really. But still."
Jäger Leyline: do you feel like an adult?
Asmodeus : "I guess so."
Asmodeus : "I can't really tell you from experience what being an adult feels like, so."
Jäger Leyline: ...I see
Jäger Leyline: well....if thats what you should purse
Jäger Leyline: said that in a rather, sad tone
Asmodeus : "...Is anything wrong?"
Jäger Leyline: ...nah....
Asmodeus : "Yes there is."
Asmodeus : "What's wrong?"
Jäger Leyline: nothing to worry about kid, try and find a way to get older
Jäger Leyline: gets up
Asmodeus : "Is what I want to do wrong?"
Jäger Leyline: No, not at all, just be sure its what you want and that you are ready for it
Asmodeus : "Do you have a past experience with this type of thing?"
Jäger Leyline: No not realyl
Jäger Leyline: really*
Asmodeus : "Then what's wrong?"
Jäger Leyline: its nothing kid
Asmodeus : "That's not true."
Jäger Leyline: heads to the door
Asmodeus : "It's obviously something."
Jäger Leyline: do you want breakfast?>
Asmodeus : "Why are you avoiding the question? I can't even eat."
Jäger Leyline: Nothing is wrong kid
Asmodeus : "..."
Asmodeus : -He just stays sat down.-
Jäger Leyline: sighs and walks out
Asmodeus : -He doesn't work on looking older for the time being.-
Jäger Leyline: enters and has two bowls of granola cereal, places one next to him
Asmodeus : "...I can't eat still."
Jäger Leyline: you can touch and feel right?
Jäger Leyline: have you tried to?
Asmodeus : "Sort of. It's not really feeling. I can manipulate small things in the real world."
Jäger Leyline: well if you can change your body, you might be able to
Asmodeus : "It's not really a body. It's more of a... Coporeal ghost form. Semi coporeal."
Jäger Leyline: ...yeah true
Jäger Leyline: eats a bit
Asmodeus : -He leans on Jager, Kinda just watching.-
Jäger Leyline: puts the bowl aside and holds him
Asmodeus : "...Maybe this is stupid, but it crossed my mind."
Asmodeus : "Did you want me to stay a kid, because you wanted me to be your kid?"
Jäger Leyline: ..mmh?
Asmodeus : "Like a father?"
Jäger Leyline: ......
Jäger Leyline: stays quiet an holds him tighter
Asmodeus : "...Okay. I think, at the least I'll pause doing all that."
Jäger Leyline: shouldn't hold yourself back on my account
Asmodeus : "I don't want to hurt you. And isn't this just what I asked for? Some type of close relationship?"
Jäger Leyline: but you want to be an adult don't you?
Asmodeus : "Well. I want to have someone I'm close to. You can do that."
Asmodeus : "It'll make us both happier."
Jäger Leyline: ...if thats what you want
Jäger Leyline: than I'll happy oblige
Asmodeus : "Yeah. I don't really care, I just want someone."
Asmodeus : "I guess I want someone I can talk to. Express a bit more with when I don't want to publicly. Help and get help from when needed."
Jäger Leyline: ......
Jäger Leyline: I'll listen to what you have to say anytime kid
Jäger Leyline: whether you are or are not an adult
Asmodeus : "But I understand the want for a child."
Jäger Leyline: .....
Asmodeus : "It's not the same if I was older; right?"
Jäger Leyline: ..yeah
Jäger Leyline: I thought maybe.....I could give you what you lost
Asmodeus : -He hugs Jäger.-
Jäger Leyline: hugs back
Asmodeus : "You're doing a good job."
Jäger Leyline: W-what did you want to talk about?
Asmodeus : "Right now? Not much. I more want to know there is someone to talk with."
Jäger Leyline: about me?
Jäger Leyline: there are others that will listen too
Asmodeus : "About your past. But I know you don't want me to know about that stuff."
Jäger Leyline: do you want me to tell you?
Asmodeus : "Only if you're okay with it."
Jäger Leyline: a bit for now
Jäger Leyline: anything particular?
Asmodeus : "No."
Jäger Leyline: I was born in this world, in a small village
Jäger Leyline: was my.... around your age I became involved in a war
Asmodeus : -He nods.-
Jäger Leyline: my village was destroyed by a human invasion force and I was conscripted into a mercenary group
Jäger Leyline: I served in that war for 8 years
Jäger Leyline: during it, I had to take care of a little girl I came across, my sister Loni
Asmodeus : "Okay."
Jäger Leyline: a lot of bad things happened to me in that war
Jäger Leyline: much of me do you think is real kid?
Jäger Leyline: .....the real me that is....
Asmodeus : "I don't know."
Asmodeus : "I know one of your arms isn't real."
Jäger Leyline: picks off his arm
Jäger Leyline: removes his two legs
Jäger Leyline: ....
Asmodeus : "Mmhm."
Asmodeus : "I assume those were lost in war."
Jäger Leyline: more
Jäger Leyline: takes off his shirt to reveal a cybernetic spine
Asmodeus : "So, you were forced to fight at a young age?"
Jäger Leyline: techinically yes, but I wanted to fight
Jäger Leyline: theres a number of scars on his body
Jäger Leyline: theres one more
Asmodeus : "...Hmm. I almost was gonna say we weren't so different."
Jäger Leyline: places his hand on his left eye and removes it, its a fake cybernetic eye
Jäger Leyline: pretty sure I'm the scarier one
Asmodeus : "I more meant with the forced to fight thing."
Jäger Leyline: ....yeah...but I wanted to kill
Jäger Leyline: make every human pay
Asmodeus : "I wonder why."
Asmodeus : "Doesn't seem to have went wel for you."
Jäger Leyline: I lost everything to humanity
Jäger Leyline: and we didn't have much of a choice
Asmodeus : "Understandable. But I wouldn't have done it. Just me, I guess."
Jäger Leyline: Asgore needed every able body monster to fight
Asmodeus : "I had trouble with the thought that I've killed plenty of innocent people."
Jäger Leyline: it was either fight or let our entire species die
Jäger Leyline: .....
Asmodeus : "Even if there was a majority of bad, killing the god just makes more bad than good."
Asmodeus : "Seems... Counter productive in a way, right?"
Jäger Leyline: what good kid?
Jäger Leyline: Humanity openly showed their desire,
Jäger Leyline: this wasn't a few of them
Asmodeus : "That... That doesn't mean all humans are bad, Jäger."
Jäger Leyline: I know that
Jäger Leyline: look who I am dating kid
Asmodeus : "Did you raid villages or cities that humans held?"
Jäger Leyline: most of the war we fought on the defense
Jäger Leyline: they didn't hold cities, they burnt the down
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Jäger Leyline: killed any monster on sight
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Jäger Leyline: no capturing, no sparing, no mercy, not even women or children
Asmodeus : "Well, humans needed a place where they lived, right? I more meant did you raid their cities, stuff like that."
Jäger Leyline: by the time we got to their cities, it was barren of men
Asmodeus : -He shrugs.-
Jäger Leyline: just women and toddlers, all men where sent to the lines
Asmodeus : "Maybe they were all bad. Doesn't seem like that's possible, but who knows."
Jäger Leyline: so we didn't burn them down or murder then, we don't strive to be like the humans
Asmodeus : "...Considering you guys won, right? The humans probably forced plenty of people into their military, right?"
Jäger Leyline: yeah
Jäger Leyline: they paid the price for it
Asmodeus : "Ever thought some wouldn't fight if they had the choice?"
Jäger Leyline: they were so blinded by arrogance, greed, and hate they
Jäger Leyline: they would have continued
Asmodeus : "Guess it's what you had to do."
Jäger Leyline: there was never a coup
Jäger Leyline: no attempt to stop the war
Jäger Leyline: no sympathic humans
Asmodeus : "Taking innocent lives of a cost, in most large conflicts, and their solutions."
Asmodeus : -He shrugs.-
Asmodeus : "I don't know the humans from here, I guess."
Jäger Leyline: even now they claim we treat them poorly
Jäger Leyline: despite Asgore's attempt to rebuild their society
Asmodeus : "Yeah. I get it. All the humans are bad people."
Jäger Leyline: here they are
Jäger Leyline: but they are dying now
Asmodeus : "Yeah. Like they deserve, right?"
Jäger Leyline: they reap what they sow
Jäger Leyline: there is so few men
Asmodeus : "Okay."
Jäger Leyline: tell me why didn't they stop?
Asmodeus : "Fear?"
Jäger Leyline: of what?
Asmodeus : "Probably tried to kill you all cause they knew you were powerful. Didn't want it to become a bigger problem."
Jäger Leyline: we were never a threat, we were so far from them
Asmodeus : "Fear is a weird thing."
Jäger Leyline: and to fight like demons possessed to the very end
Asmodeus : -He shrugs.-
Jäger Leyline: people who are afraid don't like they did kid
Jäger Leyline: ....the war ended 4 years ago
Jäger Leyline: I don't want to keep living it
Jäger Leyline: I already have enough reminders
Jäger Leyline: looks at his legs
Asmodeus : "Sorry."
Jäger Leyline: its alright
Jäger Leyline: you didn't know
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Asmodeus : "...You alright?"
Jäger Leyline: ...I'll be fine
Jäger Leyline: always will be
Asmodeus : "That's not true. But that's why you have people who can help you."
Jäger Leyline: shakes his head
Jäger Leyline: you got it wrong kid
Jäger Leyline: I do the helping
Asmodeus : "Not all the time."
Asmodeus : "I'm helping you right now."
Jäger Leyline: rubs his head fur
Asmodeus : "Right?@
Jäger Leyline: you're a kid, shouldn't you be worried about watching your favorite cartoon series right now
Jäger Leyline: smiles
Asmodeus : "I have plenty of other things to worry about."
Jäger Leyline: at least then playing a board game with Loni, Azalea, SA or EA, not waxing nostalgia with an old man
Asmodeus : "I don't mind talking about how we feel."
Jäger Leyline: alright
Jäger Leyline: well how do you feel?
Asmodeus : "Apprehensive."
Jäger Leyline: why?
Asmodeus : "Just about how things will go. Things haven't gone so well in the past, and I hope trusting you guys is a good decision."
Asmodeus : "But... I can never know."
Asmodeus : "You can understand that, right?"
Jäger Leyline: I'm not a bad guy kid
Asmodeus : "I know."
Jäger Leyline: I'll take care of you I promise
Asmodeus : "Thank you."
Jäger Leyline: hugs him with is one arm
Asmodeus : "You just not gonna put those back on?
Jäger Leyline: ......the moment didn't call for it
Asmodeus : "Guess so."
Jäger Leyline: puts his limbs back on but holds his eye out
Jäger Leyline: its not real you know
Asmodeus : "Yeah, I know."
Jäger Leyline: just looks and micmics the real thing
Jäger Leyline: I can't see through it
Asmodeus : "No depth perception."
Jäger Leyline: Its not completely gone
Asmodeus : "Hmm?"
Jäger Leyline: you don't lose all of it if you lose an eye
Asmodeus : "Still most of it though, right?"
Jäger Leyline: yeah....but I've managed
Jäger Leyline: puts the eye in and lays down
Asmodeus : -He lies next to him.-
Jäger Leyline: what makes you happy Asmo?
Asmodeus : "Dunno. I think I'm happy right now."
Jäger Leyline: anything you want
Asmodeus : "A body, mostly."
Jäger Leyline: ..yeah
Jäger Leyline: anything else?
Asmodeus : "...Donr know."
Asmodeus : "Happiness? A place to settle down in. But Inhave that already."
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Jäger Leyline: Ill work on the body thing
Asmodeus : "...How?"
Jäger Leyline: dunno
Asmodeus : "Wel that's a good start."
Jäger Leyline: maybe the lass who put that spell on yoy
Asmodeus : "Maybe."
Asmodeus : "Do we need to get a legal adoption?"
Jäger Leyline: we will see
Jäger Leyline: if yoy want to
Asmodeus : "Can I call you dad?"
Jäger Leyline: nods
Asmodeus : "Okay, dad."
Jäger Leyline: hugs him again
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: ((Asmodeus: daddy))
: ((Jager: No))
: (( Is there a fucking Darude music kit in CSGO
: ((Yeah))
: (( StatTrak kits
: (( The fuck?
: ((There is also a sandstorm tec-9
: ((They track MVPs))
: (( [i]Why[/i]
Jäger Leyline: .....thank you
Asmodeus : "No problem."
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Jäger Leyline: this means a lot to me
: (( Rush B
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Asmodeus : "Yeah?"
: (( This is gonna be a fucking headcase
Jäger Leyline: yeah
Jäger Leyline: yesit does son
Asmodeus : -He smiles a bit.-
Asmodeus : "I'm glad it's making you happy."
Jäger Leyline: we should go tell Loni and Azalea
Asmodeus : "Okay."
Jäger Leyline: gets up
Asmodeus : -He follows.-
Jäger Leyline: knocks on tbe door
Loni Leyline: -is sleeping
Azalea: -She opens.-
Azalea: "Heya."
Jäger Leyline: hey hows it going?7
Loni Leyline: ....sen....pai.....
Azalea: "Good. Loni is talking in her sleep again, about me."
Jäger Leyline: heh shes a dork
Jäger Leyline: well I got news so wake her
Azalea: "Torally. Yeah, what's up?"
Azalea: -She goes to wake Loni up.-
Loni Leyline: IM AWAKE!!! WHAAAA
: (( hl2 survivor needs to be in NA too
Loni Leyline: -falls off the bed
Azalea: "Jagwr ha news."
Jäger Leyline: You two Id like you to meet Asmodeus Leyline
Azalea: "...Ohh, did you two adopt him?"
Loni Leyline: WHAT?
Jäger Leyline: yeah hes my son now
: (( stattrak knives are fucking weird
Azalea: "Good for you!"
: ((Why))
: (( idk they just look odd to me
Jäger Leyline: ((they are survival knives not combat
: (( Why did I just rub my eye with a hand that has a cut on it
: ((I'm no expert))
: (( I haven't rubbed my eye for a pretty long fucking while what the hell is this
: ((But I don't think push knives would be good for combat))
: Push daggers*
Jäger Leyline: ((meant to saw wood, gut fish and skin animals
: ((But they look cool))
: (( "But they look cool" CSGO weapons / 'tools' 2016
Jäger Leyline: (push knives are defense surpise knives
: ((The opposite of surprise in CSGO))
: ((Also((
: ((All these bright colored guns would be kinda shitty for blending in with your surroundings))
Azalea: "Heh, I'm not the only one now.@
: ((But they look cool))
Azalea: "So?"
Asmodeus : "..."
Jäger Leyline: loni youre freaking out over nothing
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Azalea: "Yeah, Loni."
Loni Leyline: -makes some whining noises-
Jäger Leyline: Azalea can you like smuther her
Azalea: -She does.-
Jäger Leyline: thanks
Azalea: "Not problem."
: the fuck is this game
: ((Ace of spades?))
Loni Leyline: -goes to the chest of course
: yes what the fuck is this
: ((It's a zombie shooter thing))
: ((It used to be semi popular))
: ((Wasn't bad, tbh))
: (( 3/4 of these servers are empty
: ((Hence the uses to be))
: Used^
: Used*
: The fucking glitch mob remix of seven nation army
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Jäger Leyline: well despite that what do you think azalea
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Jäger Leyline: jope BC isnt mad
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Jäger Leyline: hope*
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: spicy meme
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Jäger Leyline: (sup
Barchar: Jager WTF did you do
Jäger Leyline: is sitting on the couch with asmo in his arm
Jäger Leyline: waiting for BC
Barchar: she walks out, looking at Jager. "Hey."
Jäger Leyline: hey babe how are yiu
Barchar: "Fine."
Jäger Leyline: feeling good after last night
: (( I've been listening to beastie boys for the past hour and it's just become noise
Jäger Leyline: ?
Barchar: "Preeetty alright." she says, smiling.
Jäger Leyline: well I got good news
Barchar: "Oh?"
Jäger Leyline: I uh.....adopted Asmodeus as my son
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: "Fuck."
Jäger Leyline: ...youre not mad are you?
Barchar: "Not...mad. Just...shit. I've gotta try to raise a damn kid, now."
Barchar: "I mean. I guess he's not exactly...normal. And he's something I kind of understand. But still."
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Jäger Leyline: well you dont have to worry about wiping butts
Barchar: "It's not the physical shit I'm worried about. That I could do."
Barchar: "But trying to help someone evolve mentally? Is probably not a job for me, all in all."
Jäger Leyline: we will figure it out
Barchar: She soghs
Barchar: "I guess."
Barchar: "How well it's gonna work is another question entirely, but we'll figure something out."
Barchar: she sits down across from Asmodeus, leaning on Jager.
: (( "You're rude" "I wasn't trying to be rude"
: (( I love playing that excuse
: (( You know what irks me?
: (( Scenes in films or shows where something fucking bursts out of someone's stomach
Jäger Leyline: thanks for understanding babe
Barchar: "...This house is really getting crowded
Jäger Leyline: heh yeah it is
Barchar: "I mean. Two couples. One kid per. One sister for each man. And then there's the two Asriels."
Jäger Leyline: poor amado
Barchar: "Oh, fucking Amado, I forgot him."
Barchar: "And hell, Merasmus if HE counts."
Jäger Leyline: we need them to clean
Barchar: She sighs. "Yeah." she thinks. "Do you really think we're ready for this? Honestly?"
Jäger Leyline: Yeah, I do actually
Jäger Leyline: gives her a kiss
Barchar: she nods.
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Barchar: and kisses back, cause that's what's happening now
Jäger Leyline: I think I can make up for a lot by doing this
Asmodeus : -He's just sitting, not talking much. Cause I don't really have time atm.-
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Barchar: "...I don't know how much you think you need to make up. But whatever."
Barchar: "Even if I had a problem with this, it wouldn't matter. We're already waist-deep in it. Can't back out now, just have to swim."
Jäger Leyline: and you love swimming
Jäger Leyline: youre so cute as you doggy paddle around
Barchar: "Damn right."
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Barchar: "...Look,i COULD actually do the techniques. I'm just not good at it yet."
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Jäger Leyline: heh
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Jäger Leyline: you like doggy style though
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Barchar: she snorts. "Really?"
Jäger Leyline: heh
Jäger Leyline: you walk right into them
Barchar: "This is why I hate you, Leyline." she said, turning her nose up.
Jäger Leyline: because I always find a way to make you laugh?
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Barchar: "Yes." she said, sounding dead serious. That Saud, she was still leaning on him.
Jäger Leyline: or because you just cant let me go?
Barchar: "That helps."
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Jäger Leyline: pulls her close
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Jäger Leyline: I loveeeeeee yyyoooooouuuuu
tEm_oF_TemVille: (( idk who to turn to right now ))
Barchar: "I loveeeeeeeeee yyyoooooooouuuu too, Jager."
Barchar: (what's up?)
tEm_oF_TemVille: (( i think i need help but maybe i'm just fine, maybe its just my turn to go, idk ))
tEm_oF_TemVille: (( went to the hospitle yesterday ))
tEm_oF_TemVille: (( went to bed ))
: (( oh ))
Barchar: (Okay?)
tEm_oF_TemVille: (( now I'm worried about a brain contusion ))
Barchar: (Because you slept? )
tEm_oF_TemVille: (( my head feels weak and fragile ))
Barchar: (You're probably fine)
tEm_oF_TemVille: (( i don't usually feel lioke this ))
tEm_oF_TemVille: (( listen to me ))
Jäger Leyline: leans hugs both BC and Asmo
: (( LPT never assume you're fine
tEm_oF_TemVille: (( i'm not an actor ))
Jäger Leyline: (gtg
Barchar: (She's in a hospital anyway)
tEm_oF_TemVille: (( I don't act ))
tEm_oF_TemVille: (( no i'm not ))
tEm_oF_TemVille: (( the gave me a meeger set of tests and sent me back home ))
Barchar: (Oh, I thought you were still in one)
tEm_oF_TemVille: (( I think bad times are ahead for me ))
Barchar: (If they say you're fine, there's like, a 90% chance you're fine)
tEm_oF_TemVille: (( but its okay, I haven't even release one album but I think I'm quite done with life ))
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tEm_oF_TemVille: (( this is fine. i'm fine. ))
tEm_oF_TemVille: (( that wasn't about suicide; I feel like i'm dying... still ))
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Barchar: (uh)
Barchar: (Wait, a brain contusion. Wouldn't that essentially be, like, a concussion?)
tEm_oF_TemVille: (( any object within a skull can cause a concussion ))
Barchar: (Concussions suck but they're not fatal)
tEm_oF_TemVille: (( IM AWAKE THO SO ITS NOT exactly a concussion idk not a dr sorry 4 capslock
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Smol Asriel: ((Sorry you got hurt tem
Barchar: (I don't think concussions necessarily knock you out? I'm not sure)
tEm_oF_TemVille: (( idk if i did... probaly just faking it for attention, right? ))
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tEm_oF_TemVille: ((i've never had a concussion; I don't know what they feel like))
Barchar: (okay, hold up, I don't think you're faking)
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Barchar: (overreacting, yes, but I'm certain everything going on is genuine)
tEm_oF_TemVille: (( Intracerebral Hematoma is a phrase I just noticed on google ))
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: The fuck
: Some genosans RPer is trying to add me as a friend
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Smol Asriel: ((Pokemon Sun/Moon looks amazing holy shit
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: ((Hello chime and Slarv))
Fellby: ((hey breb
Smol Asriel: ((Hi
Smol Asriel: fell asleep inside his pillow fort
Smol Asriel: it's a bad fort
Endling Asriel: -Ge joined anyways.-
: He*
Barchar: (This 30-minute math video that I'm watching for school)
Barchar: (Has started with a guy in a space ghost costume)
Fellby: ((oh it's gonna be good
Barchar: (Like I'm not even joking, it's straight up space ghost. With the gauntlets and the symbol)
Smol Asriel: ((10/10
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Smol Asriel: "You know the last time I made one of these it was cursed"
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Endling Asriel: "..."
Barchar: (Smazzy: "Got a cool drink machine though")
Fellby: (('so it all worked out in the end i guess'
Smol Asriel: "Yeah"
Smol Asriel: "I think this one's fine though"
Asmodeus : "Hopefulky."
Smol Asriel: "Also where are my legs"
: fully^
: *
Asmodeus : "...Dunno."
Barchar: is Asmodeus now in there too
Smol Asriel: looks at the new goat
Smol Asriel: "What the fuck"
: ((fuck
Endling Asriel: -Those were him.-
Endling Asriel: -Shhh.-
Smol Asriel: :3
Smol Asriel: his legs are gone, rip legs
Smol Asriel: "Shit"
Barchar: is with gote husbando, and gote'fuckigottabeamomnow'
Barchar: apparently magic pillow forts are one of Smazzy's SCP abilities
Smol Asriel: ((When did barscab get knocked up
Barchar: she didn't
Asmodeus : "..."
Barchar: Jager went an adopted Asmodeus
Smol Asriel: "..."
Smol Asriel: knew it was gonna happen eventually
Barchar: USE 'EA' BREAD
Asmodeus : -HE'S WITH BC YOU FUCK.-
Barchar: OH OKAY
Barchar: "..."
Smol Asriel: feels his pants
Smol Asriel: "What."
Asmodeus : "You're gonna do fine."
Smol Asriel: "Why."
Endling Asriel: "...Hmm?"
Endling Asriel: "What's wrong?"
Smol Asriel: his pants are empty
Smol Asriel: legs are fuckin gone
Smol Asriel: "Where are my legs"
Asmodeus : "What?"
Endling Asriel: -FUCK.-
Endling Asriel: "What?"
Smol Asriel: "I don't know!"
Barchar: "Yeah. Sure."
Asmodeus : "Ive practically gone through childhood, anyways."
Asmodeus : "I'm sure it'll be fine."
Barchar: "I guess. Just..."
Smol Asriel: he crawls outta the fort
Barchar: "Ugh. My brain sees 'Me' and 'Mom' and just puts a big red 'DOES NOT EQUAL' sign between the two.
Barchar: "Like, the very concept is just rejected."
Barchar: "But. Well. I guess I have to tell it to shut up."
Asmodeus : "You're a fine mom."
Barchar: "I've been one for, like, a few hours."
Smol Asriel: and no legs
Endling Asriel: "What the heck."
Asmodeus : "And I like you already."
Fellby: (("i think terry and I have gotten pretty friendly"
Smol Asriel: just looks confused
Fellby: ((lovecraft terry is your only friend
Barchar: "."
Barchar: "..."*
Barchar: keyboard pls
Barchar: "That's a good point."
Endling Asriel: "Uugghh."
Endling Asriel: "Quick question, is this actually better or worse?"
Smol Asriel: doesn't look too concerned about this, just confused
Smol Asriel: "I mean"
Smol Asriel: "Now Chara can't do shit"
Endling Asriel: "Also, less weight."
Asmodeus : "Bit optimistic, but it's true."
Asmodeus : "Not that optimism is a bad thing."
Barchar: "Eh."
Smol Asriel: "There wasn't any chance of regaining movement, so it's not a big deal"
Smol Asriel: "But"
Smol Asriel: "What the fuck"
Barchar: "Optimism doesn't come easy. But it's nice when it decides to knock on my door."
Smol Asriel: ((I wonder if i can make a gote character and not have them invited to the house, and subsequently guilt-tripped to hell when they decline
Smol Asriel: ((Unlikely but I shall see
Barchar: (I mean, you kinda ruined the idea by saying it like that)
Asmodeus : "I'm more of a... Realistic type."
Barchar: "Yeah."
Smol Asriel: ((Yeah
Barchar: "When you see all the fucked up shit that goes on for 13 years?"
Smol Asriel: ((I'm just noticing a trend
Asmodeus : "Optimism states that I can find a body with no issue, and live a happy life with a family."
Barchar: "Realism just...clings onto you like a magnet.
Asmodeus : "Realism states, you're screwed, good luck."
Barchar: "Yeah."
Barchar: "I think normal, healthy people are supposed to have a balance."
: ((Well that was odd))
: ((I had straight up Toriel porn in my camera roll))
: ((But))
: ((I never saved a picture))
Smol Asriel: ((Wowee
Barchar: (Okay then)
Barchar: "But, uh..."
Barchar: "I am neither."
Asmodeus : -He shrugs.-
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Barchar: she gives a big smile. Mostly to show off her sharp canines. "Like. Normal, healthy people? No fangs. Generally. On humans."
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: (('Ello
Barchar: (Hi frisky)
Smol Asriel: ((Hiya
Fellby: ((hey frisky
Asmodeus : "You're gonna be wonderful, you know that, right?"
Asmodeus : "You speak like everybody is just ready to be a parent."
Asmodeus : "They aren't, and they all make mistakes."
Barchar: "That may be realism talking. But the first is pretty rooted in Optimis'ms meaty clutches."
Barchar: "Look. I'm not gonna give up on it. I can't. I love Jager, and though I don't know if I love you that much yet, I still like you and wanna protect you."
Asmodeus : "It'll be fine."
Asmodeus : "Seems to have made Jager really happy."
Barchar: "Yeah." she smiled. "So, hey. We're gonna do it."
Asmodeus : "Mmhm."
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Asmodeus : "..."
: ((aaa I'm so fucking tired
Barchar: (then take a nap)
Barchar: (or if oyu just woke up)
Barchar: (eat breakfast and wait)
Barchar: (or exercise like a not-lazy human being if oyu want)
: ((I woke up ten hours ago
: ((And I won't take a nap
: ((Also that will not affect PMD
: ((We are doing that shit because fuck my tiredness and health
Barchar: (Dude, I don't like naps either byut)
Barchar: (just take a nap)
: ((Fine
: ((I'll nap for like
: ((Ten minutes
Fellby: ((i just gave asgore a purple fedora
Barchar: (imma go buy some cereal)
Barchar: (brb)
: ((I hate when I accidentally spell a irl wrong))
: Url*
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: ((And then some website tries to get me to call a bunch of tech support scammers))
: (( i woke up at 5:43 AM
Barchar: (nvm)
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Barchar: (bloo why is your name the muffet laugh)
: (why not?)
: (ahuhuhuhuhuhu~)
Muffet: (I am being stolen from)
Fellby: ((how there
Fellby: ((*dare
Muffet: (Police, arrest this man/agendered adult)
: ((Shit))
: ((There's a storm forming over top of me))
: (( That's not good ))
Fellby: ((rip bread
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Barchar: (wuh-oh)
: (( Better hide in your nuclear bunker
: ((No but like))
: (( Don't want to inhale the fallout
: ((I'm doing work))
Fellby: ((RIP BREAD
: ((And the power is gonna go out))
: (( F
: ((And I'm gonna flip my shit))
: (( [Press F to pay respects for Bread]
CryingEevee OOC: ((rawr))
: ((I am back
: ((I feel kindaaaaaaa better?
Barchar: (You usually feel kinda poop right after a nap. give it 30 minutes or so)
: ((Ah
: ((I'll do that then
: (( Drink some water
Barchar: (I mean, like, waiting. not napping again.)
: (( Because water always helps with everything
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't take naps, but i assume you feel poop because your body wants you to sleep more))
CryingEevee OOC: ((instead of just nap))
Barchar: (Pretty much)
Barchar: (I also don't take naps very often)
Barchar: (Just...meh)
Barchar: (Don't want to bother)
: (( I too woke up like ten hours ago
CryingEevee OOC: ((i just can't nap. i'm a wimp and give in and just sleep))
: (( fuck I have school tomorrow
: (( I better crash my car in a race with some dipshit and get sent to Tokyo
Fellby: (("i know what you did and also what you didn't" - john cena, to terry hintz
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: (( kek
CryingEevee OOC:
Fellby: ((lonk just tried to hook jasper up with baymax
CryingEevee OOC: ((i should boot tomodachi))
: ((Basically I go to sleep and I have to wake up at 6:00
: ((AM
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think my island is almost full, actually, which is a shame))
: ((Sometimes I stay up until 1:00 AM
: ((Basically #fucked
Barchar: (I still want tomodachi life)
CryingEevee OOC: (("have you noticed how everyone was wearing shirts with pringles's face on them?"))
Fellby: ((tomodachi life is... weird
CryingEevee OOC: ((the best song type is musical, imo))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and tomodachi is best if you like... whatever genre sims 3 and animal crossing is))
: ((So basically
: ((This episode of PMD: Don't get fucked by an iceburg and sink like the T-t-t-titenic
CryingEevee OOC: ((pringles is basking in the sun at the park))
: (( (And watch out for bitches too)
: ((10/10
Barchar: (nna try sims, haven't tried AC)
CryingEevee OOC: ((and now i think he's sleeping))
Fellby: ((i'm gonna start gaston exploration while you do pmd
Barchar: (I don't wanna play Animal Crossing, because I know I'm going to forget for like a week, and when I remember it'll all be fucked and i'll be too demoralized to fix it)
CryingEevee OOC: ((tomodachi life a very weird game, and there's not too much going on in it))
: ((Fuck
: ((I want to do Gaston exploration
: ((But we have PMD
CryingEevee OOC: ((i just... the animal crossing thing for me, is a play it, i play it religiously for a few months and then just stop))
Fellby: ((dude i told you i was gonna start it this week
: ((Yes I know but it's not like I can change the schedule
CryingEevee OOC: ((i just realized. i have a shark on my island))
: ((I'm pissed right now
: ((I'm so fucking pissed
: ((Why?
: ((I'm salty over a goddamn Death battle episode
: ((Ah
: ((Why
: ((Tracer vs Scout
: ((Theres your answer
: ((Ah
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't watch deathbattle because it's bullshit))
: The scout (With a beta skin) comes to the battle wielding a gun that isn't in the game, the scattergun, bonk that lets him be invincible for longer than 6 seconds, a pistol, and a stock bat that has the sandman tauntkill. He stands still most of the time and he misses every shot, thankfully not every swing. Tracer, comes to battle with her standard stuff and ult charged. However, she can blink a unlimited amount of times, and she can somehow survive over 600 damage in rapid succession without recalling. She has 150hp. She also builds her ultimate up by shooting a invincible scout while blinking, something that is impossible in overwatch, there is a cooldown after each blink before you can shoot, and you cant charge ult on invincible people.
Barchar: (I mean, the video is just supposed to be a loose version of how they think it MIGHT go, not following super religiously to the mechancis)
Barchar: (However)
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Barchar: (That is fucking weird)
: ((No like I get that
: ((Scout does not fucking miss every shot
Barchar: (that it'd have that many just straight-up wrong thigns)
Barchar: (Did he have the nail gun ro something?)
: ((But I feel like I was watching a fucking F2P gibus scout
Barchar: (That was originally gonna be scout's primary)
Barchar: (That deoesn't even make sense for the matchpu)
: ((Like, the giant fucking big thing that every goddamn scout player knows
Barchar: (The REASON thjat match-up is itneresting is because it's the two zippy ones)
: ((Is that if you stop moving you're fucking dead
: ((Anyways I may or may not do PMD and Gaston exploration at the same time
: ((If you aren't hopping around, double jumping, bonking, sandman spamming, and generally being a little shit
: ((Frisky, don't.
: ((What the fuck am I doing))
: ((Just let Chime have the thing they've literally been planning for weeks
: ((What
: ((That they've warned abotu beforehand
: ((No
: ((I'm letting her do it
: ((I'm doing that and PMD at the same time
Barchar: (Frisky will, in fact, participate)
: ((Because I like Gaston
: ((You're effectively gonna be making MV and such choose between them, MV can't have two chats open at once
Barchar: Chime is doing the Gaston stuff in the main room. IIRC that's been her plan the whole time)
: ((It just feels like an asshole move to me.
Barchar: (I think it's just MV. But I dunno, we'll see how they handle it)
Barchar: (It's not an asshole move. It's not like Frisky is saying 'NO MY THING FUCK YOUR THING >:(')
Barchar: (I'll probably participate too)
: ((Like I didn't think of MV being on mobile at first please don't accuse me of being an asshole yet again because I like Chime, I like MV, I want to do both
: ((That's all I'll say
: ((-drops mic-
: (( "I like Chime and MV, I'll do both"
: ((Whatever, but I think it's a douche move to refuse to move your thing just a little bit so that Chime can have a little limelight.
Barchar: (OT3)
: [s](( That's what she said[/s]
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Fellby: ((Laharl, it's fine.
: ((If you agree to it, sure, now i'm gonna go back to ranting about death battle.
Barchar: (That's fine)
: ((Alright then
Fellby: ((besides i kind of forgot to take my notepad with me so i do have to kind of figure out where everything is beforehand
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Barchar: (I mean, if it was a shit scout and a shit tracer itd at least make SENSE, kinda)
Barchar: (But it's sounding more like a shit scout and a hacker traceer)
: ((Just, Chime, I like Gaston and I don't have anything against you, I want to say that at least
: ((It totally fucking was a hacker trace.
: ((Anyways
Fellby: ((dude i know
: ((Yeah I think they fucking prefer Overwatch
: ((That was biased
: ((I'd also like to point out that Tracer managed to block a steel baseball bat with one of her tiny fucking pistols
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Barchar: (My friend was so vehement about the scout winning)
: (( what_why.png
: ((Wait hold on))
: ((Ngl I knew tracer would win
Barchar: ('Caue he was like, trying to act as if the two different famage scales weren't going to be normalized)
: ((Are we talking about Matpat's deadlock on tf2 and Overwatch))
: ((Tracer can fucking teleport
Barchar: (No?)
Barchar: (Deathbattle)
: ((Oh))
: ((Okay))
Barchar: (Deadlock doesn't even have winners)
: ((But that was just completely fucking stupid
Smol Asriel: ((Deathbattle is janky
: ((Laharl, have you Seen it))
: ((You would want to kill both of the people in that deadlock))
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Fellby: ((anyway i'm gonna go eat dinner
Lily: hello
Barchar: (Weirdly, i prefer the explanation bits over the actual fights 9 times out of 10)
: Heres some salt on your wounds. NATHAN MOTHERFUCKING VETTERLEIN offered to voice scout FOR FREE for this death battle and screw attack declined.
: Hi Tri
: (('Ello Tri
: I haven't seen deadlock
Smol Asriel: ((Hiya
Lily: atm i'm using this as an internet test, trying to find out why it's failing on here and nowhere else
CryingEevee OOC: (("sniper is like a fasion superstar. i wanna be one too." -engi))
Barchar: [i]what[/i]
: ((I repeaty
: ((Screw attack declined
: ((The fucking scout voice actor
Barchar: NO
Barchar: SENSE
CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, WHY))
H: <"E are you alive">
Lily: >_>
CryingEevee OOC: ((that's dumb))
: " Nathan Vetterlein, the official voice actor of the Scout, stated after the Death Battle was announced that he would be willing to voice the character for the fight. Were this to have happened, that would have made the Scout the third (technically, fourth) Death Battle combatant to use their official voice actor, after Yang Xiao Long and Agent Carolina (plus Church), and the first one to not be affiliated with Rooster Teeth.[1]"
Barchar: (Nathan seems so cool too)
: ((Dude Nathan is the coolest fuck ever
Lily: <3
Barchar: (What the actual fuck)
H: <"Oh my god">
: ((He willingly sung All Star in the scout voice on stream
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, he seems really cool))
CryingEevee OOC: ((he does the scout voice alot iirc))
: ((He joins TF2 pubs and uses the scout voice over mic
: Tri is cool too
Barchar: (He sang It's not unusualreally well)
E: <"Is there a problem?">
Blake: <"H has been attempting to get your attention.">
: ((Theres a reddit post somewhere where after Nathan bullied a kid on stream in the scout persona
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=]found it[/url]))
: ((He PMed that after the stream through steam
H: <"I was worried about you">
: ((And gave them an unusual and his apologies
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Smol Asriel: is still confused
E: <"Oh, I'm fine. Just quite and indulged in expanding and caring for my garden">
CryingEevee OOC: ((wow))
Lily: fuck i forgot period
H: <"Can I hug you?">
: ((Nathan and the medic voice actor are literally the nicest goddamn people
Lily: i don't want to jinx it but...i think the internet has been fixed
Barchar: awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Barchar: UGH
Lily: that's a lot of excitemenet
Barchar: Makin' me look like a FOOL
Smol Asriel: Eeeeeeeeeee
Lily: excitement, i'm not even on mobile
Barchar: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
E: <".......Why?">
E: <"Yes, but why?">
Five: Acknowledgement. That is cool.
H: <"Because you're cute and I like you">
: ((Nathan volunteers for literally ANY oppurtunity
H: <"I mean, like, as a friend">
CryingEevee OOC: (("my world's on fiyah, how bout yours? that the way i like it and i'll nevah get bored. [sub]i hate it when it's on fiyah[/sub]"))
E: <", okay. I didn't---ah.">
: ((You can literally PM him on reddit
: ((And he'll record clips for you
CryingEevee OOC: ((how))
: ((Really
CryingEevee OOC: ((*wow))
Smol Asriel: ((Really?
Lily: Oh fuck get him to read CaU logs /s
: ((Let's do it
: ((Nathan is the coolest motherfucker in existence and Screwattack denied him
Smol Asriel: ((Ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
: Snowfort Succubus
: Lily [Lily] is now E [E].
Muffet: I'm not in a snow fort you fuck
Five: Confusion. Nor am I.
CryingEevee OOC: (("how do you whistle with a boston accent? ya can't do it"))
: ((Like literally the only good thing I can think of for that death battle
E: Five is a succ?
: ((Is the fucking music was nice
Barchar: She's named after one
Barchar: 5C-BUS
E: Oh huh
Barchar: Because I found a pose that looked flrity and that on a glitch amused me greatly
: -flame 2016
E: <"Anyway, yes, you can hug me I suppose." She exits the garden.>
Smol Asriel: ((We could get a scout dub of 'that's rough bud'
E: Okay I can officially say the internet is fixed hallefuckinglujah
Barchar: (ONCE TOLD ME)
: ((
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: ((B I N G O
Barchar: (The free space isn't marked)
Barchar: (but i guess)
E: <"I didn't expect you to like hugs, especially from someone who just sticks in a garden forever.">
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Blake: <"Did you know that, statistically, the letter 'x' is the least interesting letter? I just tohught that might be relevant to you.">
CryingEevee OOC: ((i should feed pringles guy nothing but potato chips))
Barchar: (My only problem with the scout's singing is that he doesn't listen to the music at the same time when he reocrds, i think)
Barchar: (So he's always off-beat, usually near the end)
CryingEevee OOC: ((no, didn't seem like it))
: ((Scout literally doesn't run at all
: ((In the battle
: ((He just fucking walks the entire fight
H: <"I like hugs and guns.">
: Why am I getting a delay
E: <"I knew you like guns.">
E: I got a delay for a sec too
: (( Here's the video before it's on youtube
Smol Asriel: ((Parp
[L]: [color=red]<...>[/color]
: (( Yes, I was reading the reddit thread
Blake: <"In which case, I suppose it could be a number.">
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
H: <"Then X is 10.">
Blake: <"Oh, good point, L.">
Blake: <"So fine. I concede.">
E: <"But isn't 10 rather common?">
H: <"X acts 10 too.">
E: <"It is not at all lonely.">
CryingEevee OOC: (("i wish i could run faster, what could i do?" -THE SCOUT IN MY TOMODACHI LIFE))
: (( omg
E: [i]what[/i]
CryingEevee OOC: ((all this nathan talk must be driving tri insane))
E: people love my voice
Barchar: (Nathan Vetterlein tri)
E: yeah ik
E: <"Not being lonely is a good thing. There is no need to say that.">
[L]: [color=red][/color]
E: <"I don't know of that."
Blake: <"Avanne. I'm sure of it.">
Blake: <"Either that, or Halla.">
E: <"H, did you?">
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
H: <"Uh.">
[L]: [color=red][/color]
H: <"No, I didn't."
Fellby: ((oh yeah the guy i ditched
E: <"So it's Avanne.">
Fellby: ((he's too busy praising his god
E: Our lord and savior Magikarp?
: ("Hey, I know you"
: (("Hail sithis"
Blake: <"Or, I am lying and hiding a lifetime of meming.">
CryingEevee OOC: ((all guards are part of the dark brotherhood))
Blake: <"Or or, X simply just knew it.">
CryingEevee OOC: ((if you just talk enough to them, they reveal it))
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Blake: <"I would not be opposed in going through with this.">
[L]: [color=red][/color]
E: <"Also please don't shoot my plants, though I'm sure you already know and respect that.">
Blake: <"I am going to see if I can't manifest a conference call to assist her with.">
[L]: [color=red][/color]
H: <"I love you and your plants too much, E">
E: <"Aww, thank you.">
Blake: <"Also, just kiss already, H." he walked off>
CryingEevee OOC: ((so i just went into the clothes shop in tomodachi, and found out there's BIRHG TLBUE CATSUITS))
: ((It's CE's true furry dream
CryingEevee OOC: ((IT IS MADNESS))
: ((CE's transformation is complete
: Fellby [Fellby] changed the topic to "BIRHG TLBUE"
CryingEevee OOC: ((also excuse you? i only approve of reasonable colors))
Barchar: (Birhg tblue you say)
CryingEevee OOC: ((and edgy colors))
E: To shreds you say
H: <"Maybeeeeeee not.">
Blake: <"We will not be hidden.">
H: <"Shut up X, I'm still getting my guns after this">
[L]: [color=red][/color]
E: <"Oh, huh.">
[L]: [color=red][/color]
H: She stands up, walking to her house.
CryingEevee OOC: ((midna loved the catsuit i gave her))
E: Midna is furry confirmed
: wait
CryingEevee OOC: ((well midna rides a wolf all the time (͡ ͜ʖ ͡ ° °)))
: does E even have an actual name
: I forgot
E: Uh
E: Yes and I forgot
E: Fuck
: is it Esprit
E: Sure
Smol Asriel: Equestria online
E: I was going to use that name for a thing but that thing no longer exists so sure
: ((I actually used to play that Slar
: ((I was a hardcore ponyfag
Smol Asriel: I have no idea what it is
Smol Asriel: Just pony stuff
: ((Basically a giant pony RP MMMO
H: <"...">
H: <"L I have my guns">
[L]: [color=red][/color]
CryingEevee OOC: (("i wanna buy a new 3ds game. maybe something with rupees" -jontron))
[L]: [color=red][/color]
: Smolapeño's connection timed out.
H: <"Let's get right into this.">
E: She returns to her garden for now. Ever since she introduced TV to them they have been watching that, so she exits them again, leaving them alone.
Blake: <"Corrosive.">
E: For now is apparently not very long.
: Her gun
E: She sits and watches the events unfold.
Blake: <"I'm not sure what material X's scales are made out of. Hopefully, it is workably armor-like.">
[L]: [color=red][/color]
: ((So basically
Blake: <"Understood.">
: Wait the picture I just
X: oh yeah x is a dargon
: It's called 'miku AWP'
: edgy
Smol Asriel: Weeb
: I just selected the first picture I saw
CryingEevee OOC: ((just gotta use the ageing spray on chara so she can be shipped))
Blake: <"Am I allowed to ask why your sniper rigle has a vocaloid on it?">
Blake: <"I am not judging. Simply curious.">
H: <"I had like, six of these.">
E: <"Also it looks similar to me.">
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E: Remember E looks similar to Hatsune Miku
E: Kek
: ((MV has to either choose PMD or Gaston exploration, if MV chooses Gaston exploration which they likely will, we can still do PMD as long as if you are participating in Gaston exploration too you can do that))
H: <"I traded the other five for AKs.">
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=]is this E?[/url]))
E: Nah, but I'll find a picture
Smol Asriel: ((You had a session yesterday why not just skip today to avoid this >.>
: ((I was about to fucking say that
Barchar: (It was barely anything)
: ((If any of you feel like doing Gaston rather than PMD
E: Actually you know what, sure CE, but replace the blue and light blue with a normal green and a light green
: ((We'll do that
E: Also what's up with gaston
: ((Chime is doing Gaston exploration today
: ((They've said that like
: ((A week beforehand
E: Oh okay
: ((So basically
Barchar: (I'm gonna do both)
: ((You can either do Gaston and PMD
E: I can do both
: ((Probably going to do PMD
: ((Or no PMD
: (( If I do anything
CryingEevee OOC: ((it really seems like skipping pmd today might be best))
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: ((I mean you're mainly fucking combatting against water type Pokémon on a boat
: ((And avoiding crashing the boat
: ((It's not anything big
Smol Asriel: ((Sounds cool but multitasking is never fun
Fellby: ((it isn't fun at all.
: ((I have no problem with multitasking
E: If we can do both I'll do both but if it's better to do one I think gaston
Smol Asriel: ((Trying to juggle two arcs means you either ignore one or half ass both
: ((Well))
: ((I'm a multitasker then
Barchar: (I don't mind multitasking at all here)
: ((Flame has multitasked before
: ((Never seen any problems
E: There's people who can't though
: ((More people want to multitask
Barchar: (I mean shit, I'm pretty much always jugging arcreactor and main, even on mobile)
: ((Yes
: ((MV
: ((They get a choice
: ((Which isn't fun
: ((But still, I don't know
: ((We'll see
: ((It still seems selfish as shit for you to make MV choose instead of just moving PMD forward a day
H: <"I guess you could say E's on my gun.">
CryingEevee OOC: ((someone wants to meet handsome squidward on the roof))
[L]: [color=red]<...>[/color]
: ((Laharl. I already gave them the choice between that
: ((Three people feel like doing that
H: <"In that case it's a damn good looking gun.">
: ((PMD is for the people, like Goodneighbor
Blake: <"I don't get the pun.">
: ((Also, "we'll see"
: ((We'll see
Barchar: (no, I know E's name and why She's not in the name)
[L]: [color=red][/color]
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: ((I'm not stacking all this shit on MV at once
Barchar: (Her name is Jenny, and she just goes by 'E')
CryingEevee OOC: ((it was sniper wearing a moustache and saying "here are the bosses orders for this month"))
Blake: <"Ah.">
E: It's Esprtit tho
Barchar: (Where you you fit a J in it though)
Barchar: (do you*)
CryingEevee OOC: ((her name is everyman))
Blake: *lenny*
H: <"Haha.">
E: mobile has cursed me with bad spelling
: ((So please, Laharl, don't fucking call me selfish over something like that
: ((Let's just
: ((Not be negative
: ((-drops it-
: E's name could be fucking Erin or something like that
E: I think you strained that out kinda long
: If you're talking to me
: Yeah
: I admit that
E: Yee
: Sorry
E: Is ok
: Just had to explain in my own words
E: Esprit or Erin
E: Vote now on your phones
Barchar: Erin
Smol Asriel: Esprit
: Erin
: ((Also Laharl called me out
: ((That's good
: Esprit is a car name, think about it like that
E: I thought of Esprit before I knew it was a car name
E: Then you used it
: It also isn't a car name
: ((He stated his opinion
: ((Anyways
: ((Laharl's probably just
Smol Asriel: ((Gonna do ze friday if people are down with it
: It's really up to you tri
: ((Relaxing
: ((I'm up
E: ech
E: choices
Fellby: ((I'll see about it
E: erin it is
: ((Oh hey, Laharl's not dead
: ((Also I'm up for it
E: Sure
E: Also today Pokemon made me insanely fucking happy for almost absolutely no reason
Smol Asriel: ((I'll give you guys like two endings before i nudge you towards the true one
Barchar: (I like how it's just blatantly SCP)
Barchar: (Secure, Contain, Pokemon)
H: <"...">
Smol Asriel: ((Sun/moon?
Fellby: ((dude the blonde lady is totally evil
: Oooh, Secure Contain Pokemon
Smol Asriel: ((It looks so awesome
: I just found out my next fucking pokemon arc.
E: You did it Flame
: Cool
: Fuck
: You did it Flame
: I have to start writing the Counter-Strike arc
Barchar: Oh, uh, thanks i guess
: I may or may not have been serious about that
Smol Asriel: ((Ultra beasts better be super high hp boss like pokemon
Smol Asriel: ((That would be awesome
H: <...and walks back out some time later, holding a pistol.>
CryingEevee OOC: ((for the record, i would probably still like to do a pokken arc if i could figure out a way to make it work and then make a plot))
: Laharl and me have a competition for the best Pokémon arc
E: I don't think I believe that
: (( I could assist in execution CE
Smol Asriel: ((I love that they're making an actual rpg instead of just another pokemon game
: ((>Best pokemon arc
: ((I did pokemon before it was fucking cool
: Are you talking about Pokkén, Slarv?
: Actually no
: Fuck that
Smol Asriel: ((No lol
: What are you talking about then
Smol Asriel: ((Sun/moon
: ((Ahhhh
Fellby: ((all the new stuf in sumo looks cool but at the same time
: ((S&M is radically different
: ((I like Sun/Moon too
E: I've only really seen the new Pokemon
Fellby: ((it feels like... almost too much?
E: And Z moves
E: What else is there to it
: ((It's never fucking too much for me
CryingEevee OOC: ((my only thought about how to make pokken work would be to have it be rp battles because that'd totally work since that's kinda how pokken fighting would be since moves aren't required in pokken))
Smol Asriel: ((It feels like they're adding yoo many new mechancics
Fellby: ((exactly
: No gyms IIRC
: Z-moves
Smol Asriel: ((And I hate that they removed megas ;-;
Fellby: ((i feel like z moves are really uneccessary
: Theeeee fuck
: No they fucking didn't
E: They removed megas? Aw and yay
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think it's fine- wait, no one said they removed it))
: Megas are still in the game
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E: o
Smol Asriel: ((I heard they did
Barchar: They can't just get rid of the megas
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Barchar: that really can't work
E: <"How are you?">
Smol Asriel: ((Huh
CryingEevee OOC: ((they can't GET RID OF IT. but they can stop making new ones))
E: If they make a mega of every fully evolved pokemon, I would be fine with it but
Smol Asriel: ((Oh yeah that was a kotaku artivle
E: eh
: The bracelet probably works for Z-moves and mega stones
: Also Tri that's impossible
CryingEevee OOC: ((also, artifical pokemon yay those are always fun))
E: i know
Fellby: ((kotaku is as trustworthy as an ass pimple
CryingEevee OOC: ((and then blob thing))
: They'll run out of ideas
E: I don't really like Megas so
: Like with Flygon
X: there's nothing there but plain white sauce
E: And I think I won't like Z-moves for the same reason
E: <"I'm good as well.">
CryingEevee OOC: ((and moon has inverted ams and pms so it's good for night players))
Fellby: ((ye
Smol Asriel: ((Oooooh
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Smol Asriel: ((Ooooh that makes more sense
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=]but look at this glorious abomination[/url]))
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E: ...type null? wow
: I just fucking
CryingEevee OOC: ((it looks like something out of a fan game))
: The Sans that tried to date my Chara gets dumped
CryingEevee OOC: ((and that's great))
: Fire lion, the Sans's enemy, tries to date my Chara
: Wait artificial Pokémon
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, type: null))
: Lemme check Serebii
CryingEevee OOC: ((i linked it))
: The names of some of the new mons
Fellby: ((isn't magearna artificial too?
E: Hooray for first pokemon with a colon
Fellby: ((and i think the porygon line?
CryingEevee OOC: ((or at least, it's "synthetic" so i think it's artifical))
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Barchar: type:null is an odd one
CryingEevee OOC: ((and artifial pokes aren't new. porygon, mewtwo, genesect))
Smol Asriel: ((I thought they removed the day/night system
Barchar: it practically feels like it should be an SCP
Fellby: ((no
Smol Asriel: ((Good
E: Genesect is only partial though right
Fellby: ((it's just that moon is 12 hours ahead
CryingEevee OOC: ((no, moon just is 12 hours ahead of your clock))
Barchar: But we only know the one SCP
Barchar: who knows about the others
Barchar: There presumably are more
CryingEevee OOC: ((scps are just things that defy the laws of physics iirc))
Barchar: if there's a UB-01 there's gotta be more
CryingEevee OOC: ((
Barchar: I know
Fellby: ((dude i saw ub-01 and for some reason i thought the name looked like uboa
Barchar: I'm aware
Barchar: I like SCP a fair bit
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Barchar: But it's less 'things that break the laws of physics' and more just 'things that would cause disarray'
Smol Asriel: ((Mfw the scp entry for the black shuck is all wrong
Smol Asriel: ((It's bad
: Fellby [Fellby] is now Gaster [Gaster].
Smol Asriel: ((Do it again redo the fuckin scp
Gaster: is not in the bar lel.
Muffet: okay?
Muffet: speaking of which, she is the only one who is
Muffet: unless others have people show up idfk
Gaster: -Buuut, later you can pay gaston a visit-
E: Mfw only character that would want to is Syphon and I really don't want to do Syphon
FFrisk: :)
Smol Asriel: ((By the way, game maker is one cent on humble bundle
Shadow: *shadow is asleep on the bar couch because he always is and can apparently get away with that*
Smol Asriel: ((Meaning i don't have to use lua yaaay
: How long will the visit be, you don't have to answer this if you don't know, but I'm just wondering
Gaster: -As long as you want-
: ((Oh, cool
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: Aigjt
: 'Aight*
Muffet: wull hey, we might not even have to choose
Muffet: depending on how loong the gaston stuff lasts
: Right
Barchar: mv* notwe
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: We can do Gaston first
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: Then after Gaston we do PMD
: It depends, really
Jäger Leyline: enters the bar
Asmodeus : -He's been with BC the whole time.-
: Does that sound good
Muffet: "Bonjour, Gros Morceau."
E: I think we should cross that bridge when we get there
: True, true
Jäger Leyline: Hey Muffet
CryingEevee OOC: ((so who's in bar besides muffet and jager? or is it only them?))
Asmodeus : "Hey, Dad."
Asmodeus : -Him. Him?-
Asmodeus : -Where is he actually.-
: chillbot drakon
Barchar: they were in TK-421
Barchar: but they CAN be in the bar I guess?
: Roses are red
E: Is Blaxith in the bar
: Violets are blue
Asmodeus : -Well.-
: I have five fingers
: The middle one's for you
Asmodeus : -Magically they're in the bar.-
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: 👌
Shadow: ((i wonder if anyone will ever tell shadow to stop living on the bar's couch))
Jäger Leyline: Hey Asmo
Barchar: prolly not lol
E: Probably not
Barchar: the only people tahat really have the authority are her and Frillbz
Jäger Leyline: Hey BC
: Frisky "hah" Whiskington [] is now Frisky "hah" Whiskington [Gary].
Barchar: besides, it's not like he's taking up space amirit
Gary: Gary walks in
Barchar: "Hi, Jager."
Jäger Leyline: sits next to them
E: Ah fuck it's this guy
Jäger Leyline: oh no
Gary: "Get the fuck out of my sitting space you dick black person"
Barchar: "...Weren't you dead?" she said, confused
Asmodeus : "...Who is that?"
Gaster: ((gary comes back to piss everyone off
Gary: "Yep"
Jäger Leyline: Piss off
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Gary: "I saw a guy named Hyper in hell"
Gary: "Poor guy"
Jäger Leyline: Some punk kid, don't worry about him Asmo, just ignore him
Barchar: "Yeah, he's just a douche."
Asmodeus : "Oh. Alright."
Gary: "I'm not a punk kid you ass"
Gary: "You fuckwad bitchtits"
Shadow: ((actually, i'll brb
Jäger Leyline: just a punk full of hot air
Barchar: "That is entirely incomprehensible."
Asmodeus : "Stringing multiple cuss words together isn't a good insult."
Gary: "And you're an assholic fuck bitch masturbating jack offer"
Jäger Leyline: he face is insulting enoguh
Gary: "My face is beautiful"
Barchar: "I haven't had to masturbate since I met Jager."
Jäger Leyline: Heh,
Gary: "I highly doubt you don't get quickies every once in a while"
Gary: "That shit is addictive"
Gary: "Unless you have sex every night"
Gary: "That's pretty nOICE" 👌
Asmodeus : "..."
Barchar: "Eh."
: [i]Meanwhile, three men are conversing on how to contain the Secure Contain Pokemon project.[/i]
Jäger Leyline: do you mind putting you head in the toliet
Barchar: "I think I was doing it wrong anyway."
Gary: "It's easy"
Gary: "I can show you"
Barchar: (Oh shit you're actually doing this Laharl? awesome)
Barchar: "Not for all the money in your wallet."
Jäger Leyline: stands up and grabs gray
H: <"...">
Jäger Leyline: gary*
Jäger Leyline: I'll do if for you
Gary: "I have Jacob Sartorious's head"
Gary: "I spelled that wrong"
Gary: "But still"
: ((Bitch if Frisky is gonna say me and them have a competition for best pokemon arc
E: <"..." She waits.>
Jäger Leyline: picks up Gary
Gary: "I killed that fuck"
: ((I'm gonna whoop their fucking ass
Gary: ((It was a joke lol
E: O shit time to git gud Frisky
Jäger Leyline: walks over to the bathroom
: ((It is no longer a joke, compadre
Gary: Well I already know how to git gud
Asmodeus : "..."
Barchar: ('m excited for an SCP pokemon arc)
Barchar: (I dunno who I'd use for it though)
E: Then git gud
Asmodeus : "What is Jager gonna do?"
E: Gud
Barchar: (I guess Pokemon is one of the only arcs Barchar could be in without fucking everything else)
Gary: Because they quut
Gary: quit"
Jäger Leyline: pulls Gary along to the shittest looking toilet and goes to dunk his head in it
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: ((Lets hope you're all ready to become D-Class
Gary: His head is dunked in it
Shadow: ((back, and who's gonna be used is also gonna be an issue with a pokken arc i think. so that's something))
Gary: "I have gills"
Relic: she's not gonna be important for a while at least, either lol
Relic: mostly cause playing two characters at once is hard
E: >says flame
Jäger Leyline: smashes his head on the toliet seat
Gary: "I've already died once bitch"
Gary: his head is bleeding
Barchar: wait what why are you saying that
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E: of all people you say that
Shadow: ((tomorrow's episode on:flame rps with himself
Miyu: I know
Shade: That feel bro
Gaster: ((amethyst just gave me 30 bucks
E: you have a lot of trios and such
Gary: Anyway Laharl won't even know if I'm doing better or not lol
E: as well as multiple people in the bar
Gary: I'm going to fucking blow that fuck out of the water
Gary: Because I have plans and I will execute them
E: it's up to the players then
E: exeggcute*
Barchar: (Nobody said 'Flame' what the fuck are you talking about)
Jäger Leyline: repeatedly smashes his head on the toliet and throws his head in the toliet afterwards
E: <"Yeeessssss?">
Gary: "Ow"
E: no, i mean you said that playing two characters is hard
Shadow: ((he meant "flame says that of all people"
E: you are flame
Gary: "Fuck my life"
Barchar: oh
Jäger Leyline: Don't be a BITCH next time
Barchar: yeah I mean, I guess that is weird
Gary: "I will"
Jäger Leyline: washes his hands and returns
Gary: He flushes himself down the toilet
Barchar: But I forgot that Relic existed a lot
: Frisky "hah" Whiskington [Gary] is now Frisky "hah" Whiskington [Frisky].
Barchar: "That was enjoyable to watch."
Asmodeus : "What happened?"
Frisky: ((Anyways I have fucking plans for this chapter
Frisky: ((And like always
Shadow: is still sleep... shadow is probably the most sleep character.
Frisky: ((I'll pull off shit you won't expect
Barchar: "Pain."
Gaster: ((oh shit it's mr.saturn's birthday in my tomodachi
Jäger Leyline: He has left the body
Barchar: (Mr. Saturn?)
Gaster: ((nicki minaj and harambe are there
Jäger Leyline: building*
Asmodeus : "Pain?"
E: Mr Saturn, that thing in Earthbound
Barchar: (Yes i know)
Barchar: (I)
Barchar: m wondering how you make that a mii
Frisky: ((I mean now I really don't feel like a conversation
Shadow: (huh, why don't i have a ness on my island?
E: Oh true
Frisky: ((competition
Frisky: ((not conversation
Frisky: ((I'm already on thin fucking ice with Laharl lol
Barchar: (You shouldn't really compete. Just both try to make good arcs)
Frisky: ((^^^^
Frisky: ((Ex-fucking-actly
Barchar: (I know PMD is good, and I guess Laharl's are probably good??)
E: Act like you're competing, but know it's not a competition
Frisky: ((See PMD is gonna be long as fuck
Shadow: ((be like the gen 3 rival i guess?
E: Like, work as hard as you would if it was a competition
Jäger Leyline: just got what was coming to him
Frisky: ((Around 45 - 50 chapters considering my plans have changed
E: We're on 15 right
E: 16
Frisky: ((Yes
E: Wowie
Frisky: ((You're not even halfway
Smol Asriel: ((Wow
Jäger Leyline: so have you two been getting along?
Smol Asriel: ((I thought my stuff was gonna finish long after pmd but
Frisky: ((30 chapter is not enough
Frisky: ((chapters*
Smol Asriel: ((Jesus christ
E: Well my arc will not be for a very very long time then
Frisky: ((I still have fucking plans man
Smol Asriel: ((That's gonna go till 2017 you know
E: Rip
Frisky: ((I don't mind
Barchar: "Well."
Shadow: is still sleep. in the off chance anyone wanted to like, observe the sleeping shadow in his natural habitat, the bar couch
Barchar: (Well, PMD has gone for about...three months i think?)
Frisky: ((This is a fucking game
Gaster: ((holy shit gaster's throwing a party
Frisky: ((A Pokémon Mystery Dungeon game
Frisky: ((In RP format
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E: Bloo are you alive
Gaster: ((in tomodachi life
Frisky: ((Yeah it's gonna be fucking long
Gaster: ((pearl is there, pringles is there, amy is there
Frisky: ((And that's not counting the fucking post-game
Frisky: ((By the way Pringer X will still be a mini-boss
E: I assume post-game will be whenever people want tho, not scheduled
Frisky: Yep
E: Alright cool
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Frisky: The post game also has a story
: ((I'm still willing to RP Pringer X
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Jäger Leyline: well what?
Jäger Leyline: not fighting are you?
E: I was so disappointed when I realized I finished Explorers of Sky completely
: ((Half the reason I left is because Relic's fucking german gimmick was getting incredibly old incredibly fast
Asmodeus : "We have."
: Gaster [Gaster] is now Fellby [Fellby].
Frisky: You finished all of it?
Asmodeus : "She just doesn't know if she loves me yet, I think was her words?"
Frisky: Including post-game?
E: Basically yes
Fellby: wanders in because why not.
Asmodeus : "She hardly knows me, to be fair."
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E: I haven't done everything gameplaywise but I've finished the story
Jäger Leyline: thast fair
Frisky: There is a post-game story
E: I know
E: Finished that too
Jäger Leyline: you can't force someone to love you
Frisky: Alright then
Jäger Leyline: Hey theres the flame in my heart
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Fellby: "Careful there, Jager, don't get too close."
Asmodeus : "Hello, Fellby."
Fellby: "You'll get burned."
Frisky: ((Basically I'm gonna step up my fucking game REAL soon
E: Good
: K
Shadow: i've decided will still be sleep for a while. so yea
Jäger Leyline: I'm one to play with fire though
E: Osht eggs benedict
E: Brb
: ((Yee hi
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Frisky: ((Basically
Frisky: ((Laharl's arc is gonna be completely different from mine
Frisky: ((He can do it really good for that kind of arc
Asmodeus : -He is leaning on Barchar on the couch.-
Frisky: ((As can I with PMD's kind of arc
Fellby: sighs and goes to sit with Jager.
: ((I've been experienced with showdown for years
Jäger Leyline: that bad huh?
: ((I know every tick, bug, and exploit in the entire thing
Frisky: ((Laharl when did I ever mention Showdown
Fellby: "Well. I try not to get close."
Jäger Leyline: lets out a snort and puts an arm around Fellby
Jäger Leyline: fair enough
Fellby: "Oh, hello there."
Frisky: ((Anyways I'm primarily doing a story-based RPG where you're supposed to have fun with your characters
Frisky: ((Dunno what the fuck Laharl is doing
Frisky: ((Basically
Frisky: ((You can't fucking compete
Asmodeus : "Hi."
Shadow: ((you know, yeah. i think pokken will have to be just rp battles with a dm. that's how the battles will work... if i ever get to it, i mean.))
Frisky: ((You can crown me as the best Pokémon Mystery Dungeon DM
Frisky: ((You can crown Laharl as the best main series Pokémon DM
Shadow: ((>best pokemon mystery dungeon dungeon master
Frisky: ((Yes I am the dungeon master
Frisky: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shadow: ((the thing i was point out was the use of dungeon twice...
Frisky: ((Yep
Jäger Leyline: We're just friends
Frisky: ((I know
Fellby: "Friends with benefits."
Shadow: ((i mean, you could be the mystery dungeon master
Jäger Leyline: yep
Jäger Leyline: By the way, you've meet Asmodeus right?
Frisky: ((Really though I'm gonna fucking step up my game in my arc
Jäger Leyline: points at him
Fellby: "Yeah, I have."
Asmodeus : "We have."
: ((You can stop repeating yourself now
Frisky: ((Laharl fuck you
Frisky: ((Let me repeat myself
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Shadow: is still slep because i'm still not paying full attention
Jäger Leyline: Well he is part of the Leyline family now
Fellby: "Oh! Congrats!"
Frisky: ((I call the first amendment
Frisky: ((Free speech
: ((It's time to calm down
Fellby: ((batter's gf: "I'M GONNA TAKE HIM ON A DATE"
Fellby: ((batter's gf: *takes him to the cafe and just stares in*
Frisky: ((Laharl jumps up
Frisky: ((I slice him in half
: ((Second amendment; dank memes for all
E: Back
Frisky: ((Laharl turns into Dark Laharl
E: Third amendment: Reserved for Tri
Asmodeus : "...Do I say thank you to that?"
Fellby: "You can if you want."
Jäger Leyline: pulls everyone to him,
E: Oh, and E is still fucking waiting Bloo
Jäger Leyline: makes me damn happy
Fellby: blushes, just a little.
Asmodeus : "Thank you."
: Theres a poster now in the bar.
: It's there for foreshadowing purposes.
Jäger Leyline: we should have a party
: 'Volunteer today at the Secure, Contain, Pokemon facility!'
H: <"E.">
H: <"You know what I want from you.">
Fellby: "Oh, uh... sure. Tonight?"
Shadow: finally wakes up "hello everyone..."
E: <"Not really.">
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Frisky: Fuck now I really feel like I should improve things because of that "competition" thought
Jäger Leyline: Yeah, get the others to join
Jäger Leyline: ....not like that Fellby
E: That's a good thing
: It's got some kinda giant pokeball-shaped lab on it.
: That's all
Asmodeus : "Party?"
Frisky: I mean really though
: ((walk down the infinite staircase of alohan eggsecutor's neck
Jäger Leyline: yeah
Shadow: ((Are all those peeps in the bar?
E: CE is growing up
Jäger Leyline: heck we can make it a birthday party for BC or you Asmo
Frisky: I actually feel fucking intimidated
E: <3
Fellby: "I uh, can't do tonight, Ember picked up some sort of cough..."
E: Oh, well that's a bad
Shadow: ((wait what?
Frisky: Both good and bad
E: Out-intimidate your not quite existant for
E: foe
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Asmodeus : "Ember?"
Jäger Leyline: Oh man, thats alright
Jäger Leyline: thats his daughter
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H: <"...">
Asmodeus : "Ah. I'm sure she'll be fine."
E: <"...">
Frisky: That's the thing
Frisky: Laharl won't be
Frisky: Because he quit PMD
Shadow: looks around the bar because i don't know who's in it
Fellby: is there.
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E: Pretend he is
E: Pretend we are all Laharl
Jäger Leyline: is there
Asmodeus : -He's there.-
Shadow: ((tri, what are you going on about?
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E: You used caps
E: You're growing up
Jäger Leyline: hopefully she will be
Shadow: ((i literally never noticed i did that
Frisky: Also it's partly because I feel like if I pull off an asshole move Laharl's gonna jump up "IT'S A PMD PROMOTION"
Asmodeus : "Just a cough. Although, it'll probably be better to check with a doctor."
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Frisky: I'm like
H: <"...Ugh...">
Fellby: ((HEYYY MV
Frisky: "Laharl you're scaring me"
E: Hello MV
Frisky: (('ayyyyy
Shadow: ((hai mv
E: <"What's the matter?">
MageVaati: (hi)
Frisky: ((So basically
: ((hi
Frisky: ((Your decision will either kill us
Frisky: ((Or fuck us
Frisky: ((MV
E: Wow
E: That's reassuring
MageVaati: (what)
Frisky: ((Red Pill or blue pilll
Shadow: so, uhh... hi everyone. *shadow said hi before but nobody noticed apparently*
Barchar: "I'm sure Ember will be fine.
: ((So now lets you host servers
Barchar: "...I hope so, at least."
: ((Private servers
E: Oh good
: ((So I can let you fucks fight for support tokens without getting mauled by randoms
MageVaati: (you give the person with anxiety and three hours of sleep a question)
H: <"I want to ask you about something, it's just that...I can't bring myself to actually do it.">
Frisky: ((I'M SORRY
: ((sounds neato
E: Frisky y
MageVaati: (gg frisky)
Fellby: ((i was gonna do gaston exploration tonight
Shadow: ...
Fellby: ((the only problem is frisky was gonna do pmd
: ((ill have both and make a purple pill
E: I'll be honest I vote Gaston
MageVaati: (uh... rrrrrred pill? idk im sorry)
Frisky: ((Okay good
Frisky: ((Anyways
E: >good
Frisky: ((What Chime said
Barchar: (I still think we can do both)
Frisky: ((It's basically PMD VS Gaston
H: meanwhile, the girl with a Miku AWP is trying to kiss the girl that has flowers and hasn't appeared in days
: (( It's the fucking arc dilemma
Shadow: ((i still think pmd could totally just be delayed a bit
Blake: <"Just kiss, dammit. Get it over with.">
E: <"Just ask. It's okay, I promise.">
Frisky: ((I mean we can do Gaston first
Barchar: (I probably can't do PMD tomorrow, because i hgve karate)
Frisky: ((Once Gaston ends
MageVaati: (id rather gaston rn honestly)
Frisky: ((PMD
Asmodeus : "..."
Fellby: ((The thing is, i have no guarentee how long gaston is going to be
E: What
Shadow: was ignored TWICE... rip
E: Of fucking course
Fellby: ((It goes as long as you want it to.
E: Nobody doubted you
H: <"E.">
E: Jesus fuck
H: <"Can we kiss?">
Muffet: I'm cool with Gaston
Frisky: ((MV: I HATE PMD
E: <"Um...okay.">
MageVaati: (i want to have the mtts there also its less plot heavy)
E: Frisky please
MageVaati: (i love pmd)
Barchar: (Yeah, tahat's fair MV)
MageVaati: (im just worn out rn)
Frisky: ((Right
Frisky: ((We'll do it Thursday
Fellby: ((okay let me just check my mental map again...
Shadow: ...
Barchar: (If you don't wanna do PMD, you absolutely do not have to)
MageVaati: (thats perfect)
E: CE the people who are in the bar are apparently not alive atm so
Frisky: ((Again, PMD is for the people
Frisky: ((If someone doesn't want to do it
Frisky: ((We won't do it
Shadow: ((they WERE.
E: And are now not sadly
H: Okay they fucking kiss
Fellby: frowns, rubbing his chin.
Shadow: ((when shadow first said hi, and yet the darkling was ignored anyway
MageVaati: (i just dont want to do it right now. thursday is fine)
E: Now we have a ship called Eh
E: Gg
MageVaati: (eh)
Barchar: (eh)
Frisky: ((I get that MV
Fellby: "A... actually. I should go check on Ember."
: (( Eh confirmed
Shadow: ((what do you need for it to be "meh"
: (( [s]Mei[/s]
Barchar: "Okay. Go ahead."
Frisky: ((I was tired and worn out and I did not feel like PMD
E: I don't think there's an M so
Asmodeus : "Alright. Seeya."
Frisky: ((So I didn't do it
Barchar: (Uhhhh)
Shadow: ((mario
: (( I want to introduce an M
Fellby: gets up and leaves.
: (( An M literally named Mei
Barchar: (L and an N)
Frisky: ((So don't worry 'bout it it's cool
MageVaati: ((ok)
Muffet: also, she's at home now i guess
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: Fellby [Fellby] is now Gaston Timeline [Gaston Timeline].
E: <"...Wow...">
Gaston Timeline: -Gaston is now open for exploration-
: Frisky "hah" Whiskington [Frisky] is now Frisky "hah" Whiskington [Frisk].
E: <"Why do you like me so much?">
Jäger Leyline: see ya
: alternatively there's names like 'espralla' and 'esprila'
Muffet: I guess she'd do it then
Frisk: She goes to Gaston because why the fuck not
E: Okay if Blaxith isn't going in...I guess I'll do Syphon.....ech
Muffet: because. Yeah.
H: <"Because.">
Barchar: (But her new name is Erin)
Frisk: ((I mean I do need to RP Frisk anyways
Frisk: ((This is good
Asmodeus : "..."
: (( oh right
: (( Just call their ship Hell
E: dammit i really don't want to syphon
Asmodeus : "So uh, how are you guys doing?"
E: but i really want to gaston
Kidgue: ((i once again got reminded i should rp kidgue again
: [color=#fff]Drakon: "you know, I want to come along"[/color]
E: fuck me
: Then drag E in there.
Barchar: ([s]the trio[/s])
Avanne: -isnt going in but you can make e go in-
: Blaxith is for all.
: Oh hey
: Don't you have Jozlyn?
E: oh i can? huh
H: H and E go in
Gaston Timeline: (jozlyn is rip
H: Isn't Jozlyn like
E: actually i do have jozlyn
Barchar: No, Joz is kill
H: dead
E: that was a secret
: Nah, Jozlyn was uh
: Runner'd
Frisk: Nope
E: to like half the people here
Barchar: Or they can use a NEWWWWWWWW JOZLYN
Frisk: Got revived in the Slarc
Gaston Timeline: ((unless tri did another jozlyn?
E: but i immediately didn't want to jozlyn
E: which sucked
Frisk: Anyways, she's in Gaston now.
E: and i haven't since which suckss
E: But yeah H and E went in
: The characters I use for Gaston are kind of.
: In gaston
Muffet: she's in Gaston too lol
MettatonSEX: same
: [color=#fff]Drakon: "Oh my Arceus I remember this place"[/color]
Gaston Timeline: [Alright nerds]
E: <"That's not a very clear explanation, and where are we going?">
Gaston Timeline: [where to first]
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Frisk: Neeeerd
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Muffet: idk
Frisk: [Walmart]
Drakon: "My brother saw Metta and Gaster fuck here."
Frisk: [/S]
Drakon: "I remember that."
Muffet: why would they all be meeting up anyway
E: [We need to fucking find Canon Hill]
E: [That STILL doesn't exist]
Frisk: "Uh, that's actually kinda weird."
Gaston Timeline: [because that makes it easier for me if they're all in one spot]
H: <"I saw like, a few people leave.">
H: <"Should we follow them?">
Muffet: okay, what's a place they'd all be at for some reason
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Drakon: "I know it is."
E: <"We might as well.">
Drakon: "That's why I remember it so vividly."
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Gaston Timeline: [idk uh]
Drakon: "That is also why I can't FUCKING DELETE IT"
Blake: <"You can do whatever you wish.">
E: H isn't the pilot?
Gaston Timeline: [the town square?]
H: They can both be the pilots
Frisk: [She casually goes to the town square.]
E: That can happen?
: The Forest looms off in the distance.
Drakon: "Let's fucking go!"
E: [Town [s]triangle[/s] square]
Blake: they can mix
Blake: so you'd get flower gunwoman
E: Huh
E: Flower gunwoman it is
Muffet: [Okay then]
Kidgue: ((i feel like i just like... locked myself out of kidgue by not rping him because like, he's not even mention ic so... idk
Drakon: [To the Bermuda Triangle]
Asmodeus : -He leans on Jager.1
: -I
: -8
Muffet: she is chilling in the town swuare
Drakon: (( Yes you did ))
: -*
: Fucking hell
Drakon: (( That is exactly what you did ))
MettatonSEX: and Schyro are just chilling out.
Barchar: she's leaning against Jagertoo
Muffet: "Oh, hello Mettatons."
E: Jagertwo
Frisk: "Hey, Dad. And Schyro."
Schyroton: Heey.
Drakon: Drakon casually nibbles on an Eevee tail.
MettatonSEX: Hey.
E: "Hello."
H: "Hi!"
E: <"...I haven't spoken in so long, this is strange.">
Gaston Timeline: [Alright. To your left you can see the downtown area, there's a path to the beach, and the residental area is behind you. In the distance, a mountain range looms, and the mountaintop seems a little... burnt.]
E: <"Or moved.">
MettatonSEX: Oh, and who might you be?
H: <"You're welcome">
H: "..."
H: "Um."
E: "Um, E, and H."
Frisk: She just kind of has her hands in her pockets.
E: "The other voice is H."
H: "Halla and Erin."
Muffet: "...EH?"
E: "Yes. Sorry."
H: "..."
: Burnt?
: Hhhhh
Muffet: "Okay then."
MettatonSEX: Alright. Nice to meet you two, I'm Mettaton.
Gaston Timeline: [Looks like an Elsen decided to hike up there.]
E: "Nice to meet you."
Gaston Timeline: [Hope there's no bears]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Schyroton: ...Ii'm Schyro. Nnice to meet you, yeyeah.
E: <"I don't kill.">
E: "Nice to meet you as well."
Frisk: "I'm just.. looking around, I guess. Don't have anything else to do."
Muffet: "...What the heck is that."
Frisk: #suddenavanne
MettatonSEX: Eh, that's fine.
MettatonSEX: Hm?
Blake: <"I only wihs to kill X.">
H: <"I also kill.">
E: <"Though I advise you stay away from venus flytraps.">
H: <"Thanks, AWP.">
E: <"They do kill.">
E: <"Hmm?">
MettatonSEX: What's what exactly?
Gaston Timeline: [Also, uh, the town square has a fountain.]
E: <"Oh. I showed my plants that. I fell asleep.">
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Gaston Timeline: [So... where to?]
E: [Beach]
Frisk: [Beach]
Blake: <"Meh.">
Muffet: okay then beach
Gaston Timeline: [Okay, you head on down to the beach.]
Drakon: I've been listening to this for a bit
Gaston Timeline: [The ocean, as usual, is purple.]
Frisk: ".. I remember this."
Gaston Timeline: [There's a cliff along the beach, with a cave in it.]
Muffet: "The ocean here is very pretty."
Frisk: "It is!"
Schyroton: -He smiles. The ocean is cool, minus the shark demons.- Iit is.
Muffet: [s][Anger the rock hermit?][/s]
E: She twiddles her toes. "Sand is strange."
Gaston Timeline: [Check to see if the rock hermit's home?]
Frisk: [Sure]
E: [Sure]
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Muffet: she doesn't know the rock hermit
Drakon: "..."
Muffet: she might not know the rock hermet exists
Gaston Timeline: [Well, there's no angry yelling, and the shark demons don't look scared.]
H: "...Sure."
Schyroton: ...Honnestly, ththis is your chhoice.
E: "Hmm?"
Gaston Timeline: [Doesn't seem like Jasper's home..."
Schyroton: Jaasper lives ththere.
E: "Ah."
Schyroton: Shhe can get...
MettatonSEX: ...Aggressive if upset.
Gaston Timeline: [Intense.]
Muffet: "...Jasper..."
Drakon: "Aww, you two are finishing each other's sentences."
Muffet: "Curious."
Drakon: "How fucking wonderful."
MettatonSEX: Really? We...
Schyroton: Haadn't nononoticed.
Gaston Timeline: ((schyro: are the crystal gems
Muffet: "Hah."
MettatonSEX: ((jasper: WHAT
Barchar: (Jasper: "I'VE BEEN LIED TO")
MettatonSEX: That one was on purpose.
Gaston Timeline: [Snoop into Jasper's things?]
Gaston Timeline: [Er... I mean, explore the cave?]
MettatonSEX: [Do you have a death wish?]
Muffet: "I bet they're communicating through the...internet. I guess. Whatever."
Gaston Timeline: [I don't know, do you?]
Muffet: "The'yre robots. The joke is that they're robots."
MettatonSEX: Heh.
Muffet: not really lol
E: Nope
MettatonSEX: No, the first one was accidental. I think.
Gaston Timeline: [That's a shame, she's got some cool gem stuff in there]
Gaston Timeline: [and shark teeth]
E: Before she loses the chance, she walks into the water and taps it with her feet.
Drakon: "I want to loot her place."
Smol Asriel: ((Laharl, check project E
E: Woah what
MettatonSEX: ...You piss her off, you get rekt.
Gaston Timeline: [Yeah you can explore the beach if you want]
Muffet: "Did you just say 'rekt'?"
MettatonSEX: Yes.
Drakon: "I don't get rekt."
Drakon: "I get rebuilt and try again."
Muffet: "My."
Drakon: Drakon has the exact same voice as G-Man. With the random breaths and pauses too.
E: She steps back. "Strange as well."
Frisk: "You definitely get wrecked, though."
Schyroton: ...Muffet, dddon't be surpriiiiised.
Gaston Timeline: [There's shells and beach glass lining the beach. A large amount of beach glass, in fact.]
Muffet: "You know him better thna I do, I suppose."
Schyroton: -He shrugs.-
E: She doesn't notice the glass, so hopefully H does so they don't step on it.
Schyroton: Yyeah. ...Also be ccareful of ththe glass.
Muffet: "Sure thing."
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E: Well now she realizes there is glass, and she pays attention as to not step on it.
Gaston Timeline: [Oh hey looks like Jasper's coming home. And realizes she didn't roll the massive bolder in front of her cave.]
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Muffet: she stays the fuuuuckk away from the cliff
Frisk: She casually stays the fuck away
Jasper: "... Uh. Hey there." The shark demons kind of... swim away from shore.
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E: "Hello."
Frisk: "Hi."
MettatonSEX: Hey Jas.
Muffet: "Hello, dearie."
Schyroton: Hhey.
Jasper: "I was just... going home. Nobody went in there, right?"
E: She shrugs.
Muffet: "I didn't."
Frisk: "Eh."
Muffet: "Others might have."
Schyroton: Nnot ththat I knoww of.
Jasper: -She runs into her cave.-
Frisk: -Jasper hated that
Smol Asriel: Fucking carrot
Jasper: -You can hear her talking to herself...-
E: Wow
Muffet: she decides to listen in. Like a dick.
Jasper: [sub]"okay, everything's fine..."[/sub]
MettatonSEX: ...Jasper? Are you alright?
Jasper: [sub]"No bubbles popped..."[/sub]