Syphon: it's one really long note and spooky sounds

Crying'Vee OOC: ((so in the fred universe, john cena had fred as a son))

Ant: (( I think what I said sounded worse ))

Syphon: okay, well now that giygas's theme is actually getting into the part where it's notes rather than noises it's spookier

: ((It's weird, it's like almost all gay men have this certain tone of voice))

: ((Senigrade 'yes I can totally bring you to the Reverie world'

: ((Miyu: 'No you fucking cant'

: ((So I can literally fucking tell if someone's gay or not and it ends up being correct

: ((Senigrades' Char: 'But I can'

Ant: (( Bi people are pretty hard to spot sometimes tho ))

Syphon: 'What is the last song that you listened to repeatedly?'

Syphon: every song i have ever listened to, reddit

: ((Yeah

: (( i've clocked about 60 repeats of why'd you only call me when you're high over the past 2 days

Crying'Vee OOC: ((the last song i last listened to repeatedly was [url=https://soundcloud.com/ashton-schultz-95133297/psychotic-10-8-to-decide-your-fate]this[/url]))

: (( brb

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Syphon: cool, something else i can add

Syphon: thank again ce

Crying'Vee OOC: ((the godmode soundtrack is good))

Crying'Vee OOC: ((listen to the rest))

Ant: (( The soung I've currently been listening to repeatedly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sNakKm3Pr0 ))

Ant: (( But now I'm trying to learn to play it so I kinda have to listen to it over and over ))

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Crying'Vee OOC: ((>"would you believe me if i said a day consisted of more than 24 hours?"))

: [url=https://soundcloud.com/supersweggibenny/death-by-sammytheclassicsonicfan]B makes good content[/url]

Crying'Vee OOC: ((that's not B))

: ((Shit

Crying'Vee OOC: ((that's something he reposted))

: ((Wrong link

Syphon: gj

Ant: (( this is still pretty quality ))

: https://soundcloud.com/anotherb-360756825/pachelbels-cannon

: Meant for this one

Ant: (( The soundtrack for the edgiest of weddings ))

Fanta: ((Pachelbel's canon is the worst canon ever and b made it sexy

Ant: (( Smashmouth outta nowhere. I love this ))

Fanta: (("Cello Players HATE these 8 simple notes!"

Fanta: ((Damn fucking right

Fanta: ((You get to play

Fanta: ((The same 8 notes

Fanta: ((For the whole song

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Crying'Vee OOC: ((and now the game uses "wazzup"))

: ((hi

Syphon: hello

Crying'Vee OOC: ((hai swood))

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Crying'Vee OOC: ((and now it also used "stoked"))

Crying'Vee OOC: ((this game LOVES outdated phrases))

Crying'Vee OOC: ((and also "sweetness"))

Barchar: (wait, can we do ZE? Isn't chime in it)

Fanta: ((Chime is

Fanta: ((So is MV

Barchar: (yeah but mv will prolly be here later)

Fanta: ((Where tf is chime

Barchar: (but chime is gone til tuesday)

Fanta: ((FUCK

Fanta: ((Well rip ZE then

Syphon: rip

Crying'Vee OOC: ((RIP))

: ((Ah

: ((LET'S DO PMD /S

: ((rip in spaghetti, never forgetti

Crying'Vee OOC: ((and so the first day you explore the dungeon is 4 20. brilliant))

: ((Remember when you had 4/20 scarves

Ant: (( I gtg. I'mma get food ))

Crying'Vee OOC: ((bai))

Syphon: bye ant

: ((cya

Ant: ((boi

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Crying'Vee OOC: ((do you ever have that feeling that a character might turn evil later on, or they good very well just... not))

Crying'Vee OOC: ((*could very well))

: Barchar: (Also why the fuck would sage be willy wonka) ((I don't fucking know

Syphon: yes

: Yes

: Do you have that feeling rn?

Crying'Vee OOC: ((yes. the chairman character in persona 3))

: Ah

Fanta: ((What is this new mcchicken meme

Syphon: 'It looked like your regular old cursed zone back there...' 'But the evil here is far worse close up!' ...but that's a regular old cursed zone

Crying'Vee OOC: ((¯\_(ツ)_/¯))

Syphon: also idk i never knew it was a meme

Crying'Vee OOC: ((i just knew it was trending on twitter. something about a guy fucking a mcchicken?))

: "I will siege control of the darkened world... as its king."

Syphon: huh

Fanta: ((Oboi more spongebob memes

: lol

: yeah the guy fucked a mcchicken

: http://fortune.com/2016/08/30/man-sexual-act-mcchicken/

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: If you know who said that quote

: You get a cookie

Fanta: ((Hi bred

Fanta: elo vanished

Fanta: is there

: ((Hello))

: ((its hip to fuck mcchicken sandwiches

Hywel: -He is lazy gote.-

Barchar: (Still dunno what the fuck you were going for frisky)

Crying'Vee OOC: ((hai breb))

Syphon: hi bred

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: You wouldn't even fucking know who said it Flame

: ((Hello))

: ((greetings, wheat based food item

Fanta: is nowhere to be seen

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Fanta: said she was 'running errands'

Crying'Vee OOC: ((you know, "breb" is a nickname for another bread i know. "big bread" but now i'm using it for both "big bread" and "S-I bread"))

Barchar: (Hi bread)

Hywel: -Is she with Shea.-

: ((Hello))

Fanta: no

Fanta: although she's gonna do that sometime today, because that's the day

Hywel: -He goes looking for Fanta.-

: so there was a pastebin post where sheaphoros happened

: http://i.imgur.com/ANgvDhk.png

Syphon: rip

Horse: A HORSE is in the kitchen

: http://i.imgur.com/UhZ4sAL.png This person doesn't get it

Hywel: "..."

Horse: Spying on you

Horse: Only the head is visible

: ((its hip to FUCK MCCHICKENs

Hywel: -He just keeps searching.-

Fanta: is nowhere around the hours

: "I'm having trouble washing dishes."

: "with this horse head watching me."

Horse: "..."

Crying'Vee OOC: ((do either of these guys [url=http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/b/b3/Junpei_Iori_render.png/revision/latest?cb=20141127072617]first guy[/url] [url=https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Persona3Protagonist.png]second guy[/url] look like a leader?))

Syphon: second guy, possibly

Hywel: -He checks timeline history.-

Syphon: first guy...maybe, though less so

Fanta: ((Given one's called Persona_3_protagonist I'd say number 1

Colton: "[sub]noooo[/sub]"

Horse: The horse hisses at colton and runs away

Crying'Vee OOC: ((first guy said second guy "doesn't look like a leader" when he's clearly the protag))

: http://i.imgur.com/TkRSBsY.png

: I need this to be explained

Syphon: i cannot explain anything there

Crying'Vee OOC: (("without your persona, you're screwed"))

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Crying'Vee OOC: ((oh d00d they said the word screwed))

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Barchar: (What's there to explain)

Barchar: (ofna is having a kid)

Barchar: (and it's a surrise)

Hywel: -What does he find in the timeline history.-

: ((wait with who

: (( i think it's that fucking matik guy

Crying'Vee OOC: (("it's like the number zero... it's empty, but at the same time holds infinite possibilities"))

Fanta: -TTWTADIRHITABNADH-

Hywel: "..."

Hywel: -I mean he heads there.-

Fanta: the timeline where the anydoor is really high in the air

: ((flAME

Crying'Vee OOC: (("cut him some slack" back at it again with the old phrases))

Hywel: "Okay then.@

Fanta: is on the ground, standing

Fanta: but not a deadly height

: ((CE can you confirm I didn't accidentally ignore Flame

Hywel: "Fanta?"

Crying'Vee OOC: ((umm, flame say something))

Fanta: [sub]"Hywel?"[/sub]

: ((Okay good Flame is just a slow ass bitch

Barchar: (What)

Hywel: -Can he hop down?"

Crying'Vee OOC: ((there's the flame))

: -*

Fanta: hop not so much, jump yes

Fanta: is ready to catch

Barchar: (Sorry, 've got this on the same moonitor as youtube)

Hywel: -He jumps.-

Fanta: he is caught

Fanta: "Hi"

: (( >when you have two monitors

Hywel: "Wait."

Hywel: "How do we get back."

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Fanta: "I have no idea"

Crying'Vee OOC: ((so main character gets a one handed sword, best friend character gets a two handed sword, and probably love interest gets a bow))

: ((sounds pretty neato

: Avanne [Avanne] is now Schyroton [Schyroton].

Crying'Vee OOC: ((ohai mv))

Barchar: (hey MV)

Hywel: "Shit."

: ((Hello MV))

Schyroton: ((yo

Fanta: ((Hey

: ((hi

: (('ey, MV

Syphon: hello

Fanta: ((Maybe I can do ZE tonight, I'll just replace chime like I do Kanny

Schyroton: ((im still salty about my day yesterday lol

Schyroton: ((thats fine

Crying'Vee OOC: ((oh yeah, persona 3 has actual field encounters like EB and not random encounters. i always like that))

Asmodeus : -Ghoat kid still sitting on the couch.-

Fanta: "..."

Fanta: puts him down

: Schyroton [Schyroton] is now ★Prismaton★ [Prismaton].

: ((Tangy: I wont post as much in /r/UT

: ((Proceeds to post double the amount

Prismaton: enters the bar. "Hello, beauties!"

Asmodeus : "...Hello."

Barchar: is still busy, sooo...

Hywel: "Fuck."

Syphon: He wakes up slightly. "...Oh, uh, hey."

Crying'Vee OOC: ((oh, my companions are ai controlled. that's... something))

Muffet: she's here! "...Shiny."

Fanta: "I was hoping you'd know"

Prismaton: Thanks.

Hywel: "Welp."

Hywel: "Let's go get a ladder."

Prismaton: ...Clarify this, you are a Muffet, right?

Fanta: "Hywel"

Muffet: "Yes."

Fanta: "This dimension is 30 feet by 30 feet of land"

Fanta: "In a black abyss

Fanta: *"

Prismaton: Just making sure, darling.

Fanta: "With a really high anydoor"

Hywel: "Oh. Shit."

Hywel: "Want me to call someone?"

Muffet: "How many purple, six-armed spider people do you know?"

: ((PRismtale Muffet

: ((Cruxett

Prismaton: One.

Prismaton: ((tru

Fanta: "Yes please do"

: ((just consult the big book= "cool and hip ways to say muffet"

Hywel: -He calls Amado. He then appears up at the top after some time.-

Amado: "What have you guys gotten yourselves into?"

Prismaton: Though she's quite a bit greyer, less... winged and tailed, and has a bit of a different hairdo than yours.

Muffet: "Ah."

Fanta: "But be careful for the phone vultures"

Muffet: "the wings and tail are because I'm a succubus. The others, mere dimensional differences I'm sure."

Asmodeus : -He watches the conversation. He, surprisingly, is still bleeding out of his chest. Seems like it will have to take time to "Heal" like a wound normally would.-

Prismaton: Huh.

Hywel: "What."

Prismaton: Interesting.

Fanta: the phone vulture snatches up Hywel's phone

Fanta: and eats it

Syphon: He listens, though considers going back to sleep.

Hywel: "Fucking."

Fanta: "Fuck"

Syphon: Or leveling up.

Fanta: "Hi Amado"

Amado: "Do you want me to go get the ladder?"

Fanta: "Yes"

Prismaton: Now, since you must know other Mettatons, I'd like to introduce myself as Prismaton. It's wonderful to meet you.

Amado: "Heh, this is just like when I jumped the border. That's a joke. I'm joking."

Amado: -He shuffles off, and returns, pushing a ladder through the anydoor.-

Fanta: the anydoor is about 30 feet off the ground

Muffet: ...has she ever met Frism and Chalor? I think so.

Fanta: "Be careful for the ladder vultures"

Amado: "...Seriously?"

Fanta: "Nah"

Asmodeus : "It's nice to meet you, Prismaton."

Prismaton: Oh, and who might you be?

Asmodeus : -He's attempting to be a little more social, and is probably not doing the social very well.-

Asmodeus : "Asmodeous..."

Asmodeus : -He kinda just covers his chest wound with his hand.-

Prismaton: It's nice to meet you too, Asmodeus.

Prismaton: smiles.

Asmodeus : "There are a lot of similar robots here."

Prismaton: Huh.

Amado: -He lowers the ladder.-

Amado: "Alright, be careful."

Fanta: "Ok"

Prismaton: ...Honestly at this point I don't know why I haven't really seen any other versions of myself.

Crying'Vee OOC: ((huh, if you attack an enemy with its weakness it gets weakened and you get another turn to attack. if you weaken all enemies you can have your entire party attack them all at once. das cool.))

Fanta: carefully climbs the ladder

Asmodeus : "...Uhm... You look very... Geometrical?"

Prismaton: ...I've... noticed.

Asmodeus : "...Shiny. Prismatic, but that's kinda obvious."

Prismaton: has a slight look of disdain on his face at the first comment.

Prismaton: ...Thanks.

Asmodeus : "...Did I say something wrong?"

Asmodeus : -He slightly frowns.-

Prismaton: Look, I know that you probably had no idea, but calling someone like me geometric is saying they're like, a 4.

Crying'Vee OOC: (("we kicked some ass!" OH D00D THEY SAID THE "A word"!?!))

Crying'Vee OOC: ((AND THEN DAMN! ZOMG))

Asmodeus : "Really? Sorry. You're... What is a word for like, at least 9 or 10?"

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Asmodeus : "I don't wanna say something wrong."

Prismaton: It's okay, you didn't know.

Fanta: and she gets to the top

Hywel: -He follows.-

Fanta: "Well then"

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Ant: (( Am back ))

Syphon: wb

Prismaton: Anyway, to call someone smooth is one of the highest forms of compliment.A more mild but still sweet compliment is to call someone sleek.

Ant: (( Still haven't left to get food yet ))

Prismaton: ((yo

Asmodeus : -He lowers his hand, unintentionally, from being distracted from the conversation, and sits up.-

Prismaton: ...

Barchar: (AND IT'S JUST LIKE THE OCEAN)

Asmodeus : "You seem nice."

: http://i.imgur.com/CCbOAuK.png

: All I say

: 'rip'

Barchar: (UNDER THE MOON AND IT'S SAME AS THE EMOTION THAT I GET FROM YOU)

Barchar: (YOU GOT THE KINDA LOVIN' THAT CAN BE SO SMOOTH AND)

Prismaton: Thank you... uh. What's that on your chest?

Barchar: (GIMME YOUR HEART MAKE IT REAL OR ELSE FORGET ABOUT IT)

Asmodeus : "...Its fine."

Asmodeus : -He covers it.-

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Fanta: ((Alright

Prismaton: No, like, legitimately, what is that dripping.

: http://i.imgur.com/rRvFkUh.png

Fanta: ((Gonna do ZE, why not

Syphon: ce can i just say you are very indirectly though almost constantly mildly convenient to me and what i want to do

Fanta: ((Tell me when yall are ready to go

Crying'Vee OOC: ((hm?))

Syphon: you'll do a thing and it gives me an idea or something

Crying'Vee OOC: ((does that prove even more that we are the same?))

Syphon: eh

Asmodeus : "Norhinf."

: Bothing*

: NothingI

Syphon: norhinf

: OHMY

Muffet: "It appears to be a bullet hole. He's a ghost. They're not that rare around here."

: FUCKINF

Prismaton: Oh.

Crying'Vee OOC: ((fuck inf))

Prismaton: But what is the fluid?

Barchar: (YEAH THAT SYSTEM IS STUPID)

Asmodeus : -He isn't a good liar.-

Syphon: ./s i hope?

Asmodeus : "It's technically not actually a fluid."

Barchar: yeah /s

Barchar: it's pretty fine

Syphon: alrighty

Prismaton: ((hc: humans dont really bleed in prismtale

Muffet: "Well, if I hadto make a huge leap of logic..."

Muffet: "It's probably blood."

Prismaton: ....

Crying'Vee OOC: ((also tri, if that doesn't give more reason that we are the same, it at least proves we are like, bound together or something.))

Prismaton: Uh.

Asmodeus : -Twchnically he doesn't exist to that blood is technically not a fluid. Also it's red.-

Barchar: (also I'm ready if y'all are)

Syphon: true

Crying'Vee OOC: ((i'm ready))

Syphon: and i am ready

: (( [i][arthur fist meme][/i]

Prismaton: You're gonna have to explain.

Crying'Vee OOC: ((oh d00d i found a kenji))

Asmodeus : "Explain what?"

Muffet: "...You see."

: ((Kenji?

Prismaton: ((ill be ready once someone explains blood to this rock asshole

: ((Is he hunting feminists?

Muffet: "When someone is injured, they leak this red substance known as 'blood'."

Asmodeus : -He doesn't like to talk about it when it's bleeding, which is why he's avoiding the topic so much.-

Prismaton: Huh.

Muffet: "It is a life juice which aaaall living beings have."

Muffet: "and a few dead ones. Apparently."

Crying'Vee OOC: ((nah))

Asmodeus : -He's looking to Muffet with a "Pleae" look.-

Prismaton: Usually injuries are cracks or in worst case scenarios shatters.

Muffet: "well, most of us aren't made out of crystal, dearie."

Asmodeus : "..."

Prismaton: True.

Muffet: "Though I'm not knocking it. If diamond's are a girl's best friend, then you all must be very good company."

Prismaton: starts laughing.

Chalor: I always figured Prismtale humans had 'blood'

Prismaton: Aw, that's sweet.

Chalor: Since they're not entirely golems

Asmodeus : -He doesn't react.-

: ((im prismtale is everybody a rock or something?

Frism: tyeah, but mosnters have never been super hip to humans...shit

Prismaton: ((true, but i doubt theyd bleed easily

Barchar: (Kinda?)

: ((dwaynejonsontale

Barchar: (Prismtale is fucking weird dude, and it would be hard to explain it all succinctly)

Chalor: basically, I've figured humans to have a sort of rocky skin.

Chalor: Which cracks and such when damaged, and when broken lets out blood.

Asmodeus : "I agree. You're pretty... Colorful? Is hat a good one?"

: That*

Chalor: Like when you break a wax candle holder and the candle starts gooing out.

: No, they let out strawberry jam

Barchar: then I can see Prismaton just straight-up not knowing

: They lick it and get their blood back

: ★Prismaton★'s connection timed out.

Crying'Vee OOC: ((also tri, if you don't mind sharing, what is it was you had as an idea? (because i assume you had one because you mentioned the whole thing of getting ideas from me)))

Barchar: The only time he'd seen a human that hurt, he got reset

Fanta: ((I'm in ZE when yer ready

: But

: Chime's not hete

: here*

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Ant: (( what's ZE? ))

Chalor: True

: ((HET

Fanta: ((We did it without all our participants before

: Red isn't dead either

Chalor: Other random things: Wax candles and crayons are probably wierd as hell

Prismaton: I'm colorful?

Chalor: Since theres gotta be atleast a few wax monsters or something

Fanta: ((Ant, ZE is 9 people trapped inside a place and forced to play a game to escape

: I think Chime would want to not miss ZE

Prismaton: is mostly greyscale

: Yes

: What Slarv said

Asmodeus : -Well fuck.-

Fanta: ((https://msparp.com/zeroescape#

Fanta: ((For further info

Frism: there's a lot of fuckin' LV in Prismaton

Asmodeus : "Well... I mean, crystals are usually colorful. You're more toned black and white, but hey, white is every single color compiled into one, right?"

Muffet: is a bit of a kissass at times, though.

Asmodeus : "Which means by definition."

Ant: (( Oh. I prolly don't need to worry about it ))

Asmodeus : "You're colorful."

Muffet: "Nice save, dearie."

Fanta: ((Actually

Prismaton: Huh.

: I mean I do like ZE and I do want to have it happen today but we do kinda need Chime tho

Fanta: ((I have a slot open

Crying'Vee OOC: ((man, i get the option to sleep in class like, everytime this guy goes to class))

: A slot for what

Prismaton: That's a really cute way to think of it, actually.

Fanta: ((Frisky, Kanny never showed up

Fanta: ((I've been RPing her the last 2 sessions

Fanta: ((I can fill in if one person's absent

Asmodeus : "Yeah?"

: Yes, I fucking know

Prismaton: That's... aw, that's sweet.

Muffet: "I wasn't being sarcastic when I called it a nice save."

Asmodeus : -He smiles, to have heard that. Again, forgetting to kee his hand over the wound. Doesn't seem to care anymore.-

Fanta: ((Alright, whatever, I can wait till next week I guess

Ant: (( Ok now I gotta get food ))

: Alright then

Ant: (( cya ))

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Prismaton: sits on the couch. "I know. Colorful's more like... 'you look peaceful' or something. So, thanks."

Syphon: ce do you know any games with some good calm music, or some simple nice battle music

Crying'Vee OOC: ((hmm...))

Crying'Vee OOC: ((i'll check))

Syphon: i have a fuckton of boss themes already

Prismaton: ((pikmin

Asmodeus : -He leans on Prismaton.-

Syphon: so i don't need---oh that sounds nice

Prismaton: Oh, hello.

: the fucking leaning

Prismaton: fels like super smooth crystals.

Prismaton: *feels

Asmodeus : "...May I touch the crystals?"

Crying'Vee OOC: ((some zelda town songs maybe. or lake hylia from twilight princess))

Barchar: (Prismaton: "I mean. That's me. So you already are.")

Syphon: so legend of zelda

Prismaton: You kind of are.

Syphon: thanks both of you

Asmodeus : "I more meant with my hands."

Prismaton: ((minish village is a cute thing

Crying'Vee OOC: ((zelda has some calm songs in the mix))

Prismaton: Oh.

Crying'Vee OOC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY9hH-3CMSg

: (( i wrote a program today

: (( called thiccornot

: (( it simply tells you, thicc or not

Prismaton: Yeah, just don't move my hair or touch my soul container.

Asmodeus : -He nods, and slides his hand across a crystal.-

Prismaton: is smooth as fuck

Asmodeus : -Is it sharp at all?"

Prismaton: A few sharp edges, but those are rare.

: here's proof of thiccornot running http://i.imgur.com/MoUR9jn.png

Asmodeus : -Well, if he finds one of those, would it be sharp enough to actually cut someone?-

Fanta: (("Mess with my friends while I'm around, and I'll see to it that we meet. Be sure of that."

Asmodeus : -In simpler terms, how edgy is Prismaton.-

Fanta: well now she's off to the grave

Prismaton: Only if you applied a lot of force. Mildly edgy.

Fanta: is getting her stuff

Fanta: ((" Senigrade | TeamInstinct - Today at 8:16 PM I hate it when people think they can just control others like that."

: ((Slar, we doin Project Red?

Prismaton: could cut someone with a legy kick tho

Fanta: ((toppest of leles

Fanta: ((Yes

: ( http://i.imgur.com/jhj8u6X.png

: ((ikr

Frism: she can attest.

Fanta: ((https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c3/3b/d3/c33bd362fc9451ef9bd0b9f4e862976e.jpg

Asmodeus : -He's being relatively gentle. But manages to get cut a bit. Blood drips from his hand, some getting onto Prismaton, but it quickly phases through them. It's not a lot of blood, compared to his chest, but still. He also seems to not notice, or care. He wasn't really looking where he was doing Thai anyways.-

: This*

: (( so today I have to draw a chara that wears black sweatshirts and black running shorts and has at least 8 gunshot wounds

Crying'Vee OOC: ((this game isn't subtle at all about exposition "i mean, i know he's the leader of the boxing team and all"))

Prismaton: ...Are you okay there?

Prismaton: ((so shadow the charahog

Asmodeus : "What?"

Prismaton: ((slarv, that image is me

Asmodeus : -He's actually smiling a little.-

: (( my train of thought when I came up with that chara's appearance

Crying'Vee OOC: (("why can't he be more friendly?" "but that's what makes him so cool!"))

Prismaton: You split a bit. Are you alright?

: (( [url=http://i.imgur.com/YnGf0Zs.png]man, I really like this sweater[/url]

Asmodeus : "...What?"

Prismaton: Your hand.

: Item Police be like

: http://i.imgur.com/ooDlXTE.png

Asmodeus : -He looks at his hand. He honestly looks more... More intrigued than concerned or afraid.-

Crying'Vee OOC: (("sigh" "sigh" *the female student continues to sigh* good writing there))

Prismaton: Are you hurt?

Asmodeus : "...No. I just... Didn't know that could happen."

Asmodeus : "I'm a ghost, I didn't think that being cut would cause me to bleed. I can't feel it."

Prismaton: Hm.

Prismaton: Yeah, that is weird.

Crying'Vee OOC: ((there's a police station... in the mall... is that a thing in japan?))

: ((that's like asking if hotline bling memes are still funny))

Asmodeus : -And notably, it doesn't stop bleeding. Like, if there was no end to how much billed he had. It'll have to heal.-

: Blood*

Prismaton: ...Doesn't that stop?

Asmodeus : "It's supposed to."

Crying'Vee OOC: ((in this game you buy weapons and armor from the police station... because the officer "has connections"))

Asmodeus : "But the other wound doesn't stop for a while either. It eventually just scars, and stops."

Prismaton: Weird.

Asmodeus : -He nods.-

Muffet: "..."

Asmodeus : "Sorry... Guess I'm gonna have to get used to some things of being kinda coporeal."

Fanta: has gathered her stuff and is going to the grave

Prismaton: Yeah... how did that even happen?.

Hywel: "Seeya, Fanta."

Asmodeus : "Avanne, a Mage, helped me."

Fanta: "Seeya"

Fanta: heads off

Prismaton: Hm.

Asmodeus : "...So, um, how has your day been?"

Prismaton: Oh, it's been okay.

Asmodeus : "...Come here often?"

Prismaton: Not really. Mostly, it's when I get a break.

Asmodeus : "Tough job?"

Syphon: i'm really not sure what to do rn

Syphon: don't feel like doing anything, but not at all tired

Prismaton: Yeah. Performing is my passion, it can be so fun, but it can get tiring.

Crying'Vee OOC: ((that's a predicament i face all the time tri))

Asmodeus : "What kinda performances do you do?"

Syphon: usually when i face it i just rp

Crying'Vee OOC: ((just find a game to play or something, emulate something you've never played before if you have to))

Syphon: now i don't feel like rping either

Syphon: ...hmm i could play starbound for half an hour or so

Syphon: ty ce, will try

Prismaton: I do many things. Cooking, quiz shows, music, dancing, acting... the works.

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Muffet: "Some things never change, I suppose."

Crying'Vee OOC: ((like war. war never changes))

Prismaton: I just entertain.

Asmodeus : "That's cool. Maybe I'll come and watch a performance one day."

Muffet: whore. Whore never changes.

Prismaton: Aw, that'd be sweet. I do hope to see you at one of my shows.

Asmodeus : "...Does it cost money?"

Prismaton: 75G for children, 100G for adults, at the lowest prices.

Asmodeus : "..."

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Asmodeus : "I can't even physically hold like, 20 g at a time."

Muffet: "I'm sure you could find someone who would be happy to lend you some money to see it."

Muffet: "...Who would, perhaps, need to come."

: Drakon slides in next to Prismaton.

: "yo"

Asmodeus : "I'm getting better though. Practicing. That number has been 15 previously."

Prismaton: If not, I can let you in with a VIP pass.

Prismaton: Hello... uh.

: "I can hold lots of G"

: Drakon can hold 3000g

Prismaton: Who are you?

: ((Real talk.))

: ((If a person from the UK has 2000 pounds))

: ((Do they have a ton of money))

Prismaton: ((oh my god

Crying'Vee OOC: ((is a pund actually a pound of weight?))

Crying'Vee OOC: ((*pound))

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Jäger Leyline: (oi

Barchar: (Hi Yaz)

: ((If you have 126 gallons of something))

: ((You have a butt))

Prismaton: ((thats a buttload

Jäger Leyline: ((youre a butt

Prismaton: ((you need 126 gallons of lube for anal

: "Me?"

Prismaton: Yes.

: "My name is Lisa."

: "Or, Drakon. Either one, really."

Asmodeus : "..."

Prismaton: I'm Prismaton.

: "Nice to meet you."

: "I can hold 4,000 G. A ton. Two tons, actually."

Prismaton: Likewi--shit.

: "wait, no, that's. No. Shit."

: "I don't think I got that right."

: 4,000 grams is uh

: 8 pounds

Prismaton: I have to go, so sorry.

: Close enough

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Prismaton: leaves

Jäger Leyline: wakes up

Asmodeus : "...Bye."

Prismaton: left a VIP pass behind for the ghoast.

: "You know."

Jäger Leyline: grabs his phone

Barchar: she's back to normal now, having fallen asleep next to him

: "I've figured out the answer to the age-old question."

Asmodeus : -He's able to pick it up, fairly easily, but focusing a little.-

: "Our eyes aren't real."

: "My eyes aren't real."

: "So mirrors, in theory, are real."

Jäger Leyline: [muffet, if I just say the word again, it'll resurface right?]

: "If my eyes aren't real, that is."

Crying'Vee OOC: ((this kenji has a "secret plan"))

Muffet: [Yes.]

Asmodeus : "Eyes are real. But what they see may not be."

: "..."

Muffet: [That said, don't go overboard. If you keep her under too too long, it might actually start sticking. Positive reinforcement, and all.]

: "I'm glad Jaden Smith died six years ago by deep thought inception syndrome."

Muffet: "...I have no idea what you two just said."

Asmodeus : "Nothing important."

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Muffet: "That, I can tell."

Asmodeus : "Just theorizing the probability of our reality being real."

Jäger Leyline: [Hey Fellby's out of town right?]

Muffet: [I'm talking an entire day, though.]

Muffet: [Yes, cheri is busy. Why?]

: "If I'm real, I don't know what the hell is."

Jäger Leyline: [Just wonering, thought he was]

: ★Prismaton★ [Prismaton] is now Schyroton [Schyroton].

: B[i]E[/i]L[i]EI[/i]V[i]E[/i]

Muffet: [Fair enough!]

Jäger Leyline: [if you need BC for comfort, feel free though]

Crying'Vee OOC: (("damn, dude"))

Crying'Vee OOC: ((it has been said))

: Okay what the fuck

: http://i.imgur.com/7pdcoRd.png

Muffet: [I'd tell you that you should ask her about that first, but, well, la mignonne was a ppushover before I made it so I can literally make her do anything I want.]

: [can i help]

Muffet: [Likely not. But I'll get back to you on it,]

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Crying'Vee OOC: (("damn, dude" count: 2))

Crying'Vee OOC: ((oh god, kenji wants to ask out a teacher because he has a thing for older women. THIS CAN ONLY GO GOOD))

: ((ok what

Jäger Leyline: [youre acting like she wouldn't want too]

Syphon: that was fun while it lasted

Crying'Vee OOC: ((dis is persona i'm talking avout.))

Muffet: [That was rather what my point was, dearie]

Crying'Vee OOC: (("damn, dude" count: 3))

Jäger Leyline: [I know, and hey, if you want, I'll join too]

Muffet: [The foursome minus 1]

: ((Fun fact

: (( this is sad

: (( my production studio is a bathroom

: ((Kenji in Katawa Shoujo also has a thing for older women

Crying'Vee OOC: ((oh))

: ((And dated a teacher before his feminist agenda

Crying'Vee OOC: ((HC persona 3 kenji is an alternate universe version of katawa shoujo kenji))

Jäger Leyline: [that or maybe just cuddles]

Muffet: [Oh, come now. I'm a succubus, you're rather sexual, and she's both adorable and, again, a bit of a pushover. Do you really think the three of us are going to be doing 'cuddles'?]

Crying'Vee OOC: ((okay, seems like i'm friends with kenji now. that happened. and if i know anything from katawa shoujo, this will only lead to death!))

Jäger Leyline: [I warn you though, I've been with a succubus

Barchar: (Kenji killing across space and time)

Jäger Leyline: [I'm no push over]

Muffet: [Oh, I noticed.]

Muffet: [...Wait. I thought you said that your succubi literally did not stop until you're dead?]

Crying'Vee OOC: ((and btw, the arcana i'm getting from getting social links with kenji is the magician, if that opens up any conspiracy theories))

Crying'Vee OOC: ((i wonder if persona 3 has a new game +. i hope so, i like new game +s))

Jäger Leyline: [They'll go until you are dead, its not like they are trying to kill you though]

Barchar: (New game + gets an A+ from wame flarp)

Jäger Leyline: [some have gotten to in to it and accidently killed their partner]

Jäger Leyline: [I ran away after 20 hours with one]

Muffet: [Poor people.]

Muffet: [Both parties.]

Jäger Leyline: [hence why rumor is its a curse]

: [wow]

Muffet: [Whoever would curse anybody with that is, undeniably, a fuckhole.]

Muffet: [If the world is lucky, literally, becuase there own cursees killed them.]

Crying'Vee OOC: ((ok, so if i get the final kill in a battle i get loot, it seems))

Jäger Leyline: [Yeah sucks for them]

: ((gtg to bed, gn

Schyroton: enters the bar. It's been a couple days. There are a few dark green waves sticking out of his hair.

Crying'Vee OOC: ((gn))

Schyroton: ((gn

Syphon: gn

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Jäger Leyline: Hey Schrro

Muffet: "Hello, Schyroton. That works well on you."

Schyroton: They blend in a bit.

Schyroton: Hhi.

Muffet: is jager in thebar now?

Schyroton: ...Whhat works welll on me?

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Muffet: wait, I thought you meant, like, there were green highlights

Schyroton: It looks like there is

Muffet: "...The...highlights? Dark green? In your hair?"

Schyroton: ...

Schyroton: feels around and pulls one out. "...Thiis is seaweed."

Muffet: "...Oh."

Muffet: "well."

Muffet: "Erm."

Muffet: "I guess you know that it works as a concept then?"

Schyroton: Ii mean, I guesss.

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Schyroton: combs through his hair and removes the dank seaweed

Muffet: dank

Muffet: [So, how's she doing, anyway?]

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Muffet: "...That's mildly embarrassing on my part."

Schyroton: sighs, sitting down. "Iit's fine."

Jäger Leyline: yes

Schyroton: It prrrobably blended in wewell.

Crying'Vee OOC: ((i am actually really liking persona 3 so far))

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Barchar: then I guess she's with him too.

Muffet: [I mean, I can tell she's asleep. But, you know.]

Muffet: "Quite."

Schyroton: crushes the seaweed in his hands.

Muffet: "...It is a fashion statement worth considering."

Schyroton: ((clipboards

Jäger Leyline: sits on the couch coddling BC

Schyroton: (( http://www.mjtrends.com/products.Hot-Pink,Stretch-PVC,Fabric#.V8njWHj3arX

Syphon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB8Bfx9ERAA

Crying'Vee OOC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY9hH-3CMSg

Barchar: (ＷＨＹ  ＤＯＥＳ  ＴＨＥ  ＦＵＬＬＷＩＤＴＨ  ＣＨＡＮＧＥ  ＴＨＥ  ＴＥＸＴ  ＣＯＬＯＲ？    Ｉ  ＷＩＬＬ  ＮＥＶＥＲ  ＫＮＯＷ)

Smolster: ( http://orig08.deviantart.net/61dc/f/2015/302/5/1/mettaton___xj9_by_blackboltlonewolf-d9ernst.png

Syphon: holy fuck smol what is the robot that isn't metta i've been thinking about that for so long

Schyroton: Ii mean, I ccould try it someddddddddddddddday.

Schyroton: ((jenny wakeman

Barchar: (Jenny)

Barchar: (Or XJ-9)

Schyroton: ((from my life as a teenage robot

Barchar: (if you gonna be like that)

Syphon: thank you so much

Smolster: (jenny xj9

Schyroton: ((np

Barchar: (That was a good show)

Barchar: (I do wonder if it still holds up)

Barchar: (I expect it does)

Schyroton: ((really though shed be super into mettaton hes a robot superstar

Fanta: ((HP: 2802/3000

Fanta: ((my clip

Schyroton: tosses the ball of crushed seaweed into the [s]MV[/s]trash

Barchar: she yawns, waking up. "Ugh...we're in the bar now."

Schyroton: Hhi.

Barchar: her eyes are still closed. Not like it matters much, to her.

Barchar: "Hey, Schyro."

Crying'Vee OOC: (("i guess i have no choice but to protect you" wow, what a r00d persona))

Barchar: [Doin' fine. Head still feels a bit fuzzy, but otherwise, I'm doing pretty good.]

Barchar: [Also when the fuck were you with a succubus]

: (( >when you play CS and someone starts asking for the bomb

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Crying'Vee OOC: ((ooh, and thanks to my social link with kenji, it leveled up twice!))

Schyroton: ...Ii kind of ccame here for a rreason. Barcharrr, Muffet, I wwant to apollogize for a ccouple days agoo.

Barchar: "Wha?"

Schyroton: For hhow I acted.

Crying'Vee OOC: ((it is now level 7... meanwhile poor orpheus the starter is level 3))

Muffet: she looks mildly intrigued. "About what, exactly?"

Schyroton: Wwith... welll, what happpppened recently.

Barchar: "Gaster...?"

Schyroton: Yes.

Barchar: "Dunno what you're apologizing for."

Schyroton: Ffor spirallllling out of control.

Muffet: "It was a stressful situation. One that you had no clue how to handle. I can't blame you much."

Schyroton: Stiill, I'm sorry for spirallling into a mess, annd for venting evvvveryththing to you guyys.

Barchar: "I'm ventable."

Barchar: "'ss what I'm here for."

Schyroton: ...Ii also want to tellll you that I apppreciate you guys a llot.

Schyroton: Ththose were thhhe big things I wannnted to say before anyththing else.

Muffet: she gives a thumbs yp.

Barchar: "Heh. Thanks, Schyro."

Schyroton: Of ccourse.

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Fanta: meanwhile im kicking laharl's ass

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Barchar: "I appreciate actually having people that know I exist, really." she sits up, opening her eyes. She still looks a bit tired. "But, anyway, that sounded like a followup to more stuff youneeded us for. What's up?"

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Fanta: Game over count: 2

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: Laharl sucks ass

: I have no idea what Rayloth is explaining http://i.imgur.com/0ZOFzNg.png

: but that will be passed up with a "listens intently"

Schyroton: Well, honnestly... Ii want to say Ii'm not going to do whhat I did a couplle days ago again. Ii want you guys to know thhhat I'm doing my bessst to functionn better, and ththat you don't't havvve to worry about me blowiing things out of proporrtion for more ththan a minnute.

: ((Again, my fault. I didn't buy the right items

: ((This is gonna take a few tries.

: ((So just put a counter up on the side or some shit

Barchar: "Cool." she smiles. "Honestly, as long as you're happy, I am.'

Fanta: mfw i manage to hit the sweetspot where it's hard but not bullshit

Fanta: aside from the crits

: ((I WAS ABOUT TO SAY

Schyroton: Ththanks.

: ((So far this hasn't been too fun fight-wise, mainly because crits.

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: ((Actually, 100% because crits

Fanta: Yeah I dialed back how effective they are just because of that shit

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Barchar: "...I'd be more emotional usually, but man, that stuff takes a lot out of you." she looked over at Muffet.

Muffet: "It's mostly the 'twice in a row' thing."

Barchar: "Mmn."

Barchar: "But, yeah. I'm glad you're working on it, Schyro."

Crying'Vee OOC: ((curse this japanese game adding "-kun" and "-chan" to the end of my name))

Barchar: (But CE-chan)

Barchar: (You're so kawaii-desu ne)

Barchar: "Entirely platonic hug of friendship?"

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: (( <3 ))

Schyroton: Yyeah.

Schyroton: opens his arms.

Barchar: entirely platonic hug of friendship

Schyroton: Ththanks forrr supporting me.

Schyroton: hugs BC close.

Barchar: "no problem. Like I said, what I'm here for."

Crying'Vee OOC: ((how dare you, both of you. bloo, i knew you were like that. flame, you're becoming bloo.))

The meme queen: (it's true :<)

: ((THe first game over

: ((Was complete bullshit though

Barchar: (I'm becoming tainted)

: ((Like, two crits in three turns

: ((Myeh

Barchar: "PRetty much my goal to make sure you guys are happy."

: ((Partly my fault for ot checking HP

: ((But still

Crying'Vee OOC: ((ok, so being with kenji increases the magician, being with old people give the hierophant, and being with the organisation you're with gives the fool))

Schyroton: ((イーブイ国

Crying'Vee OOC: (("Eevee countries"))

Schyroton: Yyou're doing ththat prettty damn well.

Crying'Vee OOC: ((i think google translate didn't like that))

Schyroton: ((fuck wrong kun

Barchar: "I live to serve."

Schyroton: ((くん was what i meant to hit

Schyroton: Nn.

Barchar: "What?"

Schyroton: Nnothinggg?

Syphon: i'mma sleep

Syphon: gn <3

Schyroton: I jusst made a noise of acknowlledgement.

Schyroton: ((gn

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Crying'Vee OOC: ((g n))

Barchar: "Oh."

Barchar: "Okay."

Barchar: "Little out of it."

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Crying'Vee OOC: ((welp, i think that's enough persona 3 for now))

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Schyroton: Iit's okayy.

Barchar: She shrugs, letting go and going to sit back down.

Schyroton: lets go too.

Barchar: outta curiosity, has the fair happened yet?

Schyroton: Sso, how aaare you?

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Schyroton: ((no i dont think

Barchar: "Other than out of it? Pretty good."

Schyroton: Thhat's good.

Muffet: "I'm doing quite well, too."

Schyroton: Niice.

Schyroton: Anyththing exciiting?

Muffet: "Cheri will be gone for a couple of days, but otherwise, I'm fine."

Crying'Vee OOC: ((>"no i don't think"))

Muffet: "Well. Nothing you'd be comfortable hearing, really."

Schyroton: Ah.

Crying'Vee OOC: ((is there supposed to be context there?))

Schyroton: Yyeah, he tolld me about that.

: (( "has the fair happened yet?" "no i dont think"

Muffet: "I assumed he would have."

Crying'Vee OOC: ((ah. i didn't see that))

Schyroton: Yyeah.

Schyroton: ...

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Barchar: "...So. If it's not prying to ask, how are things with you and Mettaton?"

Schyroton: Ththey're fine. Hhe's been helping bothhh parties.

Barchar: "Good!"

Crying'Vee OOC: ((what if someone had a super power that when they did fingerguns they actually shot bullets))

Schyroton: ((omg

Barchar: (Tales from the borderlands)

Barchar: (wait)

Barchar: (we had that fucking character)

Barchar: (he did shit like that, and like)

Barchar: (insults physically burned him and shit)

Crying'Vee OOC: ((huh))

Barchar: (I think laharl played him)

Crying'Vee OOC: ((doesn't sound familiar to me))

Crying'Vee OOC: ((closest thing i can think of is editor))

Crying'Vee OOC: ((and that's not it at all))

Barchar: (No, it wasn't him)

Barchar: (Maybe it wasn't laharl)

: ((Remember the Author or whoever he waw

: ((I played him

: ((Comma

: ((was*

Crying'Vee OOC: ((author was like, a one time thing))

: ((I've still got him, kinda forgot about him

: ((The Publisher

Crying'Vee OOC: ((publisher, right))

: ((I remember the Publisher too

Crying'Vee OOC: ((it was basically another editor))

: ((Publisher was the joke character Frisky made

: ((I've RPed three Authors so far.

Crying'Vee OOC: ((soi t was frisky that did it!))

: ((Editor.

: ((Writer

: ((And Tutor

: ((IIRC Publisher tried to fuck B

: ((2/3 of them were only there for a few lines

Crying'Vee OOC: ((editor called in a bunch of authors furing giygas didn't he?))

: ((Yeah

Crying'Vee OOC: ((and then he spirit bombed a timeline into giygas))

: ((YEahhhhh

: ((I'm starting to remember Editor was OP as shit

Schyroton: ((remember christmas

Barchar: (Editor was supposed to be Op tho)

Schyroton: ((editor gave everyone gifts

Crying'Vee OOC: ((anyone remember that character that led everyone to save editor?))

Barchar: (I feel like editor was kinda alright, becuase of how he was)

Crying'Vee OOC: ((the infinite box from giegue))

Crying'Vee OOC: ((*for giegue))

: ((Editor was my example of OP as shit but done well

Crying'Vee OOC: ((well maxwell is op. more specifically his notebook is))

Schyroton: Yyeah.

Crying'Vee OOC: ((hm. i thought of something, but i'm not gonna say it because then you guys might do it))

: ((Remember when Azazel and Gaster fought the fucking Empire State Building Void

: ((That was

: (([I]why[/I]

Schyroton: (remember the night of three shits of mercury

: ((Actually, it wasn't the Empire State Building

: ((Uhhhh

: ((Red RP Hell

: ((Oh, right

: ((It was as tall as the statue of liberty

Barchar: (I remember Red RP Hell)

: ((And then it fucking

Barchar: (It was when I was just a young'un)

Barchar: (Playing Monster Kid)

Crying'Vee OOC: ((so, talking about the character i rped that led everyone to save editor, i was going to actually do stuff with him, then editor erased everyone's memory of him))

: ((Ripped apart space

Schyroton: ((rip

: ((AND THREW IT AT AZAZEL

: ((And then the guy who made Void IIRC came out

Crying'Vee OOC: ((who was more destructive, giygas or void?))

: ((Void

Schyroton: ...Iif you're asking if it's sssstill romantic, the answer iiis yes.

: ((He fucking took time and space and threw it at people

Crying'Vee OOC: ((giygas just ate thousands of timelines))

Schyroton: ((remember the alphys nuke

Crying'Vee OOC: ((and then editor went and magicked them all better))

Fanta: ((Red RP hell was great

: ((AND I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT WAS UP WITH THE VOID

Crying'Vee OOC: ((paging doctor time))

: ((Time, come here and explaim

: ((explain*

Barchar: "I figured it was."

Crying'Vee OOC: ((doctor time, you are needed in the cau room))

: ((If you're reading this or some shit

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: ((MAJOR TIME

Barchar: "That's good. I'm glad they didn't both manage to fool us. That would be really strange."

Barchar: (GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TIME)

Barchar: (YOU REALLY MADE THE VOID)

: ((^^^^

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Barchar: (HEEEEEEEEEEEEERE AM I FLOATING IN A TIN CAU)

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: ((Theeeere he fucking is

Barchar: (FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR ABOVE THE CARDS)

Timeywim: ((I seriously had to come because of that reference.))

Schyroton: Ththat'd be thhe worst thing.

: (( It's not even cool anymore

Crying'Vee OOC: ((and you wouldn't otherwise?))

Timeywim: ((Anyway, you have summoned the genie.))

: (( It's eye-opening and refreshing

Timeywim: ((What is your question?))

: (( Do I have three wishes

: ((What is up with the fucking void

Barchar: (pop quiz, how do you pronounce 'CaU')

Barchar: (I do it like 'cow')

Fanta: ((See Ay You

Timeywim: ((I call it..))

: ((See Ay You

Timeywim: ((See A You.

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: ((See Ay You

Crying'Vee OOC: ((see jay))

Barchar: (Guess I'm the only one who does it phonetically)

Barchar: (i cri)

Timeywim: ((Anyways, do any of you want to hear the edgy plans of the Void?))

Crying'Vee OOC: ((i say see ayy you))

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: ((Sure

Crying'Vee OOC: ((why not))

Timeywim: ((Soo, hmm..))

Barchar: (story time!)

Timeywim: ((It starts with this scientist in this timeline. You know, real life. He invents a.. oh god, this is cringy. Some sort of.. I don't even know, he made the Void.))

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Fanta: ((Watsky hates you tonight Laharl

: ((that's some fucking shitty exposition!

: (( shitty_exposition.jpg

: I blame Tri

Crying'Vee OOC: ((hey! don't bring me into this))

Barchar: (Super scientist fucks up and makes an eldritch abomination)

Barchar: (gotcha)

Timeywim: ((And then Void went haywire or something, and developed a mind of its own. It left and went to other timelines, brutally murdering RP hellers or some shit so it could grow stronger.))

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Timeywim: ((Then it comes across Grillby's.))

Timeywim: ((Asriel Dreemurr puts his finger into it.))

Timeywim: ((It comes out bleeding, because if you go in there you die.))

Timeywim: ((I don't even know anymore at this point.))

: [sub]some[/sub]

: BODY

: ONCE TOLD ME

: no

: it's time to stop

: ((I have no words

: you need to just

: No

: fucking

: stop

: It's time to stop

: THAT VOiD WAS GONNA T-damnot

Crying'Vee OOC: ((I))

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Crying'Vee OOC: ((Walk))

Crying'Vee OOC: ((A))

Crying'Vee OOC: ((LONELY))

Crying'Vee OOC: ((ROAD))

Schyroton: ((hi my name is void dark'ness dementia raven way

Timeywim: ((Then, stuff happens.))

Crying'Vee OOC: ((Ppich-Blaak, Chaos Overlord of The Dark World))

Timeywim: ((The Void grows stronger as you put more things into RP hell!))

Barchar: is Ebony dark'ness Dimentia Raven Way irl

Crying'Vee OOC: ((so, since giygas is pure molten rp hell, who would win in a fight?))

Timeywim: ((Then it manifests itself into some sort of Colossus from, say, Shadow of the Colossus.))

Timeywim: ((It tries to destroy the timeline.))

Timeywim: ((Eventually, the scientist comes out.))

Barchar: (I still find it hilarious that Barchar's first choice for an alias was the main character from my fucking immortal)

Timeywim: ((Apologizes.))

Timeywim: ((And then erases everybody's minds of the Void.))

Timeywim: ((And then throw them back in time to that morning.))

Fanta: ((Miyu just died rip

Timeywim: ((Yeah! That was terrifyingly horrendous!))

: ((RIP Laharl

: ((Also, -claps-

Schyroton: ...Iif that happppened I don't know whhat I'd do.

: ((Beautiful

Schyroton: ((nice

: ((Brought a tear into my eye

Crying'Vee OOC: ((byotiful))

: ((I didn't die, the other Miyu did

: ((Long story

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Crying'Vee OOC: ((anyway, like i said, who would win in a fight, giygas or void?))

Timeywim: ((I don't know nor do I care.))

Barchar: (Wow)

Barchar: (Just)

: ((Trick question, Giygas would never fight Void

Barchar: (It sounds like you knew it was a bad idea before you even started)

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: ((Final question, Time

Timeywim: ((Yes?))

: ((Why the fuck did you use Binary of all things?

Barchar: She shrugged. "Well, it probably won't."

Timeywim: ((To confuse people.))

Barchar: (Probably because it was the most obvious while still being slightly cryptic)

Timeywim: ((^))

Timeywim: ((That too.))

Schyroton: Iit almost definnitely won't. Hhe promised me that hhe will never ststop caring abbout me.

Timeywim: ((And thus, the Void has been put to rest.))

Barchar: "I believe him."

Crying'Vee OOC: http://www.fangamer.com/products/devastation

Barchar: (Rip in peace)

Schyroton: Ii believe hhim.

: ((RIP

Timeywim: ((Anyway, I may or may not RP tomorow. It depends if I feel like it.))

: ((Coolio

Crying'Vee OOC: ((oooh))

: ((Watch as Time makes another Void

Barchar: (Doubt it)

Barchar: (He seems pretty adamant about having moved on)

Crying'Vee OOC: ((voidgas))

Schyroton: ((nice

Timeywim: ((That will not happen.))

Crying'Vee OOC: ((make it happen))

: ((Ik

: ((It was a joaje

Crying'Vee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url]))

: ((Void x Giygas

: ((Star-crossed Fuckups

Crying'Vee OOC: ((now what would be worse is voidegue))

Crying'Vee OOC: ((*voidgue))

Crying'Vee OOC: ((especially if the giegue was kidgue))

Timeywim: ((I have to do some things in real life now, it's getting rather late.))

Timeywim: ((I'll leave now.))

Schyroton: ((ok, cya time

Crying'Vee OOC: ((bai time))

Fanta: ((Seeya

: ((Seeya, Zodiac Killer

: Timeywim [Timeywim] disconnected.

Schyroton: ((oh, ill likely not get home until late tomorrow

: ((Ah, alright

Crying'Vee OOC: ((ok))

Runner: "...Ooh."

Runner: "Just got a little info, looks like another kid's added to our merry band of revivals."

Runner: "Heh, that flower of hers...man, she should've stayed dead."

Barchar: "Whatever, Runner."

Schyroton: ...

Schyroton: [sub]Whhat the fuckthe fuck?[/sub]

Crying'Vee OOC: ((so kitkats have cinnamon inbetween the wafers, but you can really only taste it if you specifically tear the wafer apart))

: ((They have cinnamon?

: ((I never knew that lol

Jäger Leyline: ((quiet for a friday night

Runner: "A shame too."

Runner: "Poor girl's already gotten fooled, thinks they WON'T just get her killed again."

Schyroton: wonders what the fuck Runner is talking about, but says nothing more.

Runner: "Too nice for her own good, not even trying to kill her old pals."

Runner: "Oh well, maybe i'll pay her a visit later or something."

Jäger Leyline: snaps back

Jäger Leyline: OH shit, I passed out

Runner: "Yes you did, Jager bomb!"

Schyroton: Hhi.

Jäger Leyline: Hey Runner get your disc yet?

Runner: "Nope."

Jäger Leyline: Hey again Schyroton

Runner: "Heh."

Runner: "Guess I should probably throw out a little motivator, now that you guys seem to need it again."

Fanta: enters the bar

Jäger Leyline: I mean, whats the deal wtih it

Jäger Leyline: why can't we just go and grab it?

Jäger Leyline: why cant we just kick the shit out of the people who have it?

: "Ask your buddy ol' pal ol' friend ol' chummy chum chum Lua."

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Jäger Leyline: Hes not here

Jäger Leyline: not much I can do

Barchar: "he seems to like disappearing whenever it's inconvenient."

Jäger Leyline: otherwise I'd walk in, cut some heads off. and get you the damn disc

Jäger Leyline: fuck why don't I just do that right now?

Barchar: "But my shits given score about his fucking standing with the black market is approaching 0."

Schyroton: Ddon't kill anyone unlesss absolutely necesssary.

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Jäger Leyline: Fine

Jäger Leyline: stands up

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Barchar: "Jager, we don't know where the thing is."

Barchar: "We need to get Lua to tell us that."

Barchar: [s]"And while the logical course of action would be to go kick his ass to tell us, DD isn't here"[/s]

Jäger Leyline: I saw the place on the computer screen

Schyroton: Unlesss you know whwhere he is, thhhen you're shit outttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttta luck therre.

: ((Just a heads up

: ((DD's pretty important for the Runner thing

Crying'Vee OOC: ((bar check))

Barchar: barCHAR

Schyroton: ((i kno

Muffet: steven muffet

Schyroton: ((schyro

Crying'Vee OOC: ((dat it?))

Barchar: (Jager)

Jäger Leyline: rolls his eyes

Jäger Leyline: well no one else seems to want to get it done

: Crying'Vee524 [Crying'Vee OOC] is now Maxwell [Maxwell].

Schyroton: We ddon't know where ththe fuck Lua iis.

Schyroton: He's sort of aaaabsolutely necessary for ththe whole shitshoww.

Barchar: "And after last time, we are not going in without knowing exactly where this piece of shit disk is."

Maxwell: enters the bar wearing a backpack and holding what can only be described as a 'burning superdeath sword' "where's my notebook!?"

Schyroton: jolts a bit.

Schyroton: points to the couch.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/xM8peOk.png]In another universe, where AD has been swapped completely.[/url]

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Barchar: tosses it to him

Maxwell: oh, good. i thought someone might've taken it

Muffet: "don't worry, we haven't done anything you would object to with it.'

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Jäger Leyline: Well great, Runner go after Lua to that disc

: ((Muffet: (we made an assload of porn with it)

Runner: "Aw, how rude."

Runner: "I'm kinda expecting YOU to come to ME."

Jäger Leyline: He ain't here, so not much we can do

Maxwell: ...you used it then? for...what? exactly? *maxwell raises his superdeath sword*

Runner: "If I went to you, what would happen if one of you just decided to scrap me on the spot?"

Schyroton: Nno, we'd make you disablllle ththe explosives fffirst.

Runner: "Nah, you'll be making your delivery on my home turf."

Muffet: "well."

Schyroton: Ii did nothiiing with it.

Muffet: "I have wings and a tail now."

Muffet: "Because I'm a succubus. and I wanted my bloody wings and tail back."

: Owl sits in the corner of the bar.

: Whistling.

: ((I imagine Runner's voice to be similar to Jesse Eisenburg

Muffet: "And Owl made a terrifying rube goldberg machine which ended in a black hole, which she then quickly deleted."

MettatonSEX: -He used it to make MTT NEO 12'8" and pretty much nothing else-

: "..."

: "Aw, rats."

Maxwell: sighs and then put the sword in his backpack "whatever. doesn't seem like any real harm came from it"

: "Dad always told me it was bad to be a snitch, y'know."

Muffet: "No. Not really."

Muffet: "I'm from hell, dearie. It's part of my job to inconvenience people."

Maxwell: i'll tell you what, i'll make something that can give adjectives. only adjectives though, if i did something like make another notebook that could be dangerous.

Barchar: She shrugged. "Okay."

Maxwell: sits on the couch, taking off his backpack and starts drawing in his notebook

Jäger Leyline: sits down

Schyroton: takes out a sketchpad and begins doodling to relieve some lingering stress. They're not quite as good as the art he puts a lot of effort into, but pages upon pages of... idfk, probably Commander Peepers, is a pretty nice little thing.

Barchar: she pats his shoulder. "We'll get on it."

Maxwell: finishes drawing, then on the wall near the anydoor, what looks mostly like a wall mounted keypad appears "ta-da! the 'adjectivizer'!"

Schyroton: Nnice.

Maxwell: it works mostly like the notebook, you think of what you want to give an adjective and you type in what you want, or you can remove any adjectives the book could

Jäger Leyline: looks around the bar, not much do to

Jäger Leyline: to do*

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Muffet: "Only for self-inflicted ones, I assume."

Maxwell: i did disable some of the more powerful ones though

Maxwell: so no becoming immortal without my permission!

Schyroton: Welll, I already sosort of am, sso.

Maxwell: huh? oh well. i need to put my backpack away, i'll be back. *maxwell grabs his backpack and heads out the anydoor*

Schyroton: Ok.

Barchar: "For the record, though, I am open for stress relief." she said, smiling up at Jager. "but I think you knew that."

Jäger Leyline: I got a bit on my mind right now babe

Schyroton: decides to attempt to speed draw. As in, draw something as fast as possible. Unfortunately, the pencil flies out of his hand and nails him in the nose. "....Wellll shit.

Maxwell: ((just like the book, the adjectivizer will force remove contradicting adjectives, even if it normally couldn't be touched. say, someone became immortal WITHOUT the use of the book or adjectivizer, you couldn't normally remove "immortal" but if you type in "mortal" immortal is removed

Barchar: "Sure."

Barchar: "Just saying."

Schyroton: ...

Schyroton: Ii'm done with ththis for the day.

Schyroton: puts his art shit away.

Schyroton: is never speed-drawing again.

: http://prntscr.com/cdk5c0

: Frisky "hah" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Maxwell: returns, without the backpack, sitting down on the couch

Maxwell: there we go.

Maxwell: so. anything going on?

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Barchar: "Not really."

Maxwell: huh. ok then.

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Maxwell: not much has been going on with me. killing cthulhu gets boring after a while.

Schyroton: Nnnothing interresting, anywwway.

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Maxwell: ((ohai tem

Sparkle_Pony27: ((herro

Sparkle_Pony27: ((how goes it?

Maxwell: (it sure goes

Barchar: (it goes good)

Sparkle_Pony27: (( lol

Fanta: ((Hi

Sparkle_Pony27: (( sea?

Fanta: ((Bio told me he got in touch

Barchar: (Have you talked to bio yet?)

Sparkle_Pony27: (( yush

Barchar: (Oh, that's a yes then)

Barchar: (Hope it went well)

Sparkle_Pony27: (( My nose smells like rubber lol

Maxwell: huh

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Jäger Leyline: ((whats bio up to?

Sparkle_Pony27: (( yeah, it was much better than expected.

Maxwell: i can't think of anything i'd like to do.

Maxwell: any ideas?

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Sparkle_Pony27: (( well I just tried to reach them again... not on DC at the moment...

Schyroton: Not rrrrreally, honestlyly.

Sparkle_Pony27: (( anything happening RP-wise?

Barchar: "Nope."

Maxwell: do you do that speech thing on purpose?

Schyroton: Nno

Barchar: gives Maxwell a 'the fuck do you think' look

Maxwell: i could try to fix that if you want.

Yazan: (so whose Sparkle Pony?

Schyroton: Iit's not someththing Ii chose at all. Aand good luck.

Fanta: a message pops next to loni

Maxwell: hmm... what's an antonym of "glitchy"?

Schyroton: Iit's integggrated into my system.

Sparkle_Pony27: (( a bisexual royal scientist ))

Maxwell: dude, i can bend reality.

Maxwell: you don't need to worry about it.

Yazan: (new and from discord I take it?, know slarv?

Loni Leyline: -reads it-

Schyroton: ...Ii don't know. You cannnnn try if you rereally want to.

Smolster: ( https://s22.postimg.org/fxs9ce2td/418a97f187.jpg

Sparkle_Pony27: (( ok so what is the definition of a "glitch"? ))

Barchar: (No Yaz)

Schyroton: ((a slight error in the system

Maxwell: hmm... *maxwell adds "unbroken" to schyro*

Barchar: (Tem was somebody who was here in xyzzy and early charat)

Fanta: 'Hey Loni, Miyu says that she's still alive and that you're not gonna lead her party'

Schyroton: ...Iit's... not wworking.

Schyroton: Whhatever you did.

Maxwell: ((because it's not him being broken

Sparkle_Pony27: (( so the antonym would just be... a function? idk...))

Maxwell: huh, i tried "unbroken" why didn't that work?

Fanta: 'Also Jay says to stop being all lovey dovey with elo cuz it's gross'

Schyroton: Iit was buillt into me.

Yazan: ((ah

Maxwell: hmm...

Loni Leyline: whose Jay?

Sparkle_Pony27: (( yes, hello Yaz. I don't think I've had the pleaure of a formal introduction. ))

Maxwell: i could just make something that fixes that... but that feels like cheating.

Fanta: 'You heard of project onimus?'

Schyroton: Yyeah.

Jäger Leyline: ((its cuz I'm on here only certian tmes

Sparkle_Pony27: (( pleased to meet you (= ))

Schyroton: Jusst don't bother.

Fanta: 'Well that's her'

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Yazan: ((likewise

Maxwell: what would be an adjective for "has a speech impediment" and then an antonym for it?

Sparkle_Pony27: (( ayy sup friskayy? ))

Loni Leyline: No, can't say I have

: ((Nothin' much))

Fanta: 'Meh'

Sparkle_Pony27: (( chillin'? ))

Schyroton: I havvvvve no idea.

Maxwell: thinks... hard

: ((Yup))

Yazan: (I am Jeska or Jekon, Jager Leyline, Loni Leyline, and a few others

: 'Articulate'

Sparkle_Pony27: (( cool ))

Fanta: ((Yaz nobody uses Jekon

: ((^

Jäger Leyline: ((I know

Jäger Leyline: ((but

Jäger Leyline: ((I know like X or X name

Maxwell: aha! *maxwell adds "articulate" to schyro. thanks laharl*

Schyroton: ...

Jäger Leyline: ((it was easier with Jukon or Junko

Barchar: he spekas the same

Barchar: but he's super flexible

Jäger Leyline: ((Jeska or Jeksa was the prior name actually though

Schyroton: Ii don't know iiif-- nope.

Schyroton: ((hes sardonyx

Barchar: (I thought Avanne was Sardonyx)

Maxwell: *the book works on intent, and the intent of articulate, was the speech based variant*

Schyroton: ((tru

Schyroton: i kno

Maxwell: (("having or showing the ability to speak fluently and coherently."

Loni Leyline: .....

Schyroton: Whhat did you evenn write in ththere?

Maxwell: articulate.

Schyroton: ...Ii mean. It's aaat a lower intensiiity than it was, so, ththat's probbably a good thing.

Sparkle_Pony27: (( i think some of you might enjoy this... ))

Sparkle_Pony27: (( I won't break the godmode rule... but imma bend it... don't get mad at me plz... ))

Jäger Leyline: ((whats the game over counter for?

: [tem] [Sparkle_Pony27] is now [tem] [Unholy_Trio].

Maxwell: decides, fuck it and draws in his notebook, shortly after, a piece of metal appear, maxwell touches it to schyro "there, puzzle solved" maxwell made something with the sole purpose of fixing that specific speech impediment

Schyroton: ...

Barchar: dude, Barchar should be the poster girl for godmodding. Just don't go overboard.

Schyroton: Okay?

Maxwell: is somewhat angry he couldn't solve it with adjectives

Unholy_Trio: *a... person? walks through the anydoor.

Schyroton: This is... hello.

Maxwell: erases the piece of metal

Jäger Leyline: is on the couch

Jäger Leyline: hey

Unholy_Trio: Hhheeellllllooo

Barchar: [s]has war flashbacks to the last trio[/s]

Barchar: "Hi."

Schyroton: ...

Maxwell: "i'm outta here. this made me made" *maxwell leaves without saying hi to the new person. r00d*

Maxwell: ((*mad

Schyroton: Sorry...

: ((Barchar has flashbacks of the Vietnam War

Unholy_Trio: ((damn my ideas are mary sue already >.< ))

Schyroton: ((nah its ok

Schyroton: ((just roll with it

: ((It's fine

Barchar: (Dude, actually use them and we'll see if we think they're a mary sue :P)

Barchar: (The 'last trio' were some characters tri had. One of them was basically Barchar's first actual, mutual friend. Then they died or got taken away or some shit)

: High Feast Laharl [] disconnected.

Schyroton: ...

Maxwell: (for reference, maxwell feels a need to solve a puzzle, even if he needs to cheat

Unholy_Trio: *waves a hoof and blinks their forehead*

Maxwell: ((even if he doesn't get a starite for it

Schyroton: feels... really weird.

Unholy_Trio: We... I... no, we felt a calling to... arrive... here, and now...

Schyroton: Uh. Hey there?

Maxwell: ((schyro shouldn't have let maxwell try. because that trigger true godmodding

Schyroton: [sub][sup]THIS IS UNNATURAL[/sup][/sub]

: ((Maxwell: TRIGGERED))

Schyroton: ((tru

Barchar: "...Oookay."

Unholy_Trio: *the... creature's... tail? looks at Schyroton *

Schyroton: ...

Maxwell: ((i mean, schyro COULD talk glitchy if he WANTED. but now he CAN talk normally

Muffet: "Ooooh, another demon?"

Schyroton: ((eh

Unholy_Trio: Greetingggss.

Maxwell: ((maxwell didn't force it to be talking normal

Schyroton: Hello.

Schyroton: ((see, the voice glitch was normal for schyro, so

Schyroton: ...

Barchar: she also looks a bit uncomfortable

Schyroton: I'll be right back.

Unholy_Trio: *Gives what might be considered a grin to Muffet*

Schyroton: runs out, following through to Maxwell's timeline.

Unholy_Trio: Says they one who juices her children, then has them bully the ones you blame.

Maxwell: 's timeline is in the scribblenauts style, and now so is schyro

Muffet: "...I'm sorry what?"

Schyroton: ...Okay.

Maxwell: is in sight btw

Muffet: she didn't mean that as an insult

Unholy_Trio: Made of real spiders..?

Muffet: like, she was fucking excited

Schyroton: Maxwell!

Maxwell: turns "huh?"

Muffet: "...I...you are thinking of a different Muffet, cheri."

Schyroton: runs to him.

Maxwell: what is it?

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Unholy_Trio: (( I see... I have mixed feelings on the character of muffet))

Jäger Leyline: stands up

Schyroton: This... I don't know. It's really, really weird.

Fanta: ((It's

Fanta: ((The

Fanta: ((http://67.media.tumblr.com/d969f9460da129225dd57b2a76e94ee5/tumblr_inline_ocuortuFTt1u6295c_1280.jpg

Muffet: she is an underswap muffet. And, also, clearly a succubus to anyone who knows what a succubus is.

Schyroton: I'm sorry, but... can you change it back?

Unholy_Trio: (( got it. ))

Barchar: (Nuts galore)

Maxwell: what!? but... fine.

Unholy_Trio: ...excuse me?

Schyroton: ((SLARV I SENT YOU THAT

Fanta: ((I know

Fanta: ((It's a good meem

Muffet: "I am not the woman whom you are speaking of."

: (( No it's not

: (( It is not a good meemay at all

Schyroton: I didn't choose it, but it's a part of me.

Barchar: (What show is that from)

Fanta: ((SU

Unholy_Trio: Am I surrounded by those who claim to know what is best for me?

Schyroton: ((no

: (( There is not a single maymee that is good

Fanta: ((It looks like SU

Schyroton: ((its we bare bears

Muffet: "...Possibly?"

: (( except Harambe

Fanta: ((Oh

Jäger Leyline: No

Barchar: (It's not SU)

Schyroton: Thank you,

Barchar: (I can tell you that much)

Unholy_Trio: Know this; the ones I was before became what you see now with intention.

Maxwell: *maxwell draws in his notebook, a small device with a large red light on it appears, he hands it to schyro* this should let you toggle it on and off. when the light is on, you'll glitch. when it's not, then you won't.

Barchar: (If it was I'd know)

Muffet: "...Good to know?"

Schyroton: Thanks.

Schyroton: Sorry.

Fanta: enters the bar, a r63 asriel basically

Schyroton: For the trouble.

Fanta: "Howdy"

Muffet: "I mean. I do kind of know the feeling. I'm a whore. And many think I was forced into it." she shrugs. "But I was most definitely not."

Jäger Leyline: Hey Fanta

Maxwell: it's fine... i just don't like having to draw in order to solve somthing

Maxwell: it feels like cheating

Unholy_Trio: I feel... as if some would have me become something less... only because they fear what they donnot know.

Unholy_Trio: *grins*

: (( shit I might've fucked up the proportions on this chara sketch

Unholy_Trio: A whore, are you?

Schyroton: toggles it on. "Ii get it. Ththanks again for thiiis."

Muffet: "yes."

Muffet: "And a Succubus. You can see how the two are correlated, I assume."

: Drakon appears in the bar, on the couch.

: A robot that looks like Julian Casablancas.

Unholy_Trio: So, you require offering before you allow one to enter you?

Schyroton: stores the device in his chest.

Muffet: "Depends on how much I like them."

Maxwell: you're welcome i guess. *maxwell's timeline is... actually quite barren. the only thing that doesn't look abandoned is a mansion on a hill, which is probably maxwell's*

Schyroton: ...

Muffet: "That is also a very roundabout way of putting the fact that I make people pay me for sex.'

Schyroton: Um. Ssee you.

: "..."

Schyroton: leaves, back to the bar.

: "Right. Mmm-hmm. Yep. Totally. I get you."

Muffet: "This is, for the record, a topic best dropped once the four-armed robot returns."

Maxwell: okay, bye. *maxwell is last seen walking towards the mansion*

Schyroton: Sssorry about that.

Muffet: "Well. Speak of the devil."

Muffet: "Don't actually. The devil is an asshole.'

Unholy_Trio: *utters a... laugh? lets interperate as such*

Schyroton: Hheh.

: drakon's laugh is just the tilde sound repeated at some sort of speed

Muffet: "I am not joking."

Muffet: "I know."

Unholy_Trio: I know the Devil personally.

Unholy_Trio: And their father.

: "That's not edgy at all"

Jäger Leyline: Yeah, hes been here a few times

Schyroton: Ii know. Ththe way yyou said it ththough.

Muffet: "Yes, so do I. And he is an asshole."

Unholy_Trio: And their father before them... etc.

Maxwell: ((welp, now the glitchyness can be toggled))

: ((Literally Satan: Hi

Fanta: flops onto the couch

Schyroton: ((i really did that because typing him with no glitches at all is weird

Barchar: (Shame Laharl isn't here)

Unholy_Trio: I also know who the next King of Hell shall be, and where the lowest circle of hell is.

Muffet: "We must work in two different hells."

Unholy_Trio: And the realms beyond Hell.

Schyroton: ...Um. Whhho are you, eeeexactlyy?

: "..."

Muffet: "My Satan doesn't have a father. and Hell has no circles. Just one biiiig plane of inconvenience."

Jäger Leyline: yawns

Unholy_Trio: Heh, they're called AUs for a reason...

: "that's the same question I ask"

Unholy_Trio: Ah, the simple tortures...

: "AUs sound like something that are usually just fucking stupid"

: "or am I wrong?"

Unholy_Trio: They're like the bitterest joy to me at this point...

Barchar: "Technically, there is an infiinite amount of stupidity."

Unholy_Trio: Yeah they're a silly concept, aren't they? A universe different than the one we exist in... within access but seperate...

Barchar: "...That was absolutely nothing like what I meant, darling."

Unholy_Trio: *for a moment, everything is made of granite, then is back as it was... or did you halucinate that?*

Schyroton: ...

Fanta: ((gonna get some fuckin viruses woo

: "Can that not?"

: "Whoever can do that deserves to get a rake shoved down their fucking throats."

Schyroton: .....

Unholy_Trio: Who did what? I didn't see a thing...

Barchar: "...I don't know if you're hiding anything, but I know full fucking well everything turned into fucking granite."

: http://i.imgur.com/fv3oVEo.png

: This server is a fucking mess

Unholy_Trio: Did it, or was there a film over your eyes?

Barchar: "No. There was not."

: "A film being placed over my eyes is simply impossible."

Barchar: "Unless they placed film over every single place that this bar could be viewed from. In which case, that's equally impressive and annoying."

Unholy_Trio: I suppose I don't know anyone here well enough to say what you can and cannot do...

: "I know very well that it would not be possible for everything to turn into granite for a single moment, but for some fuckall reason, it was."

Schyroton: Yyeah...

Jäger Leyline: stands up and gets a beer

Jäger Leyline: hey new guy you wanna drink?

Unholy_Trio: Cheers~

Fanta: looks very tired

Barchar: "You alright, Fanta?"

Jäger Leyline: I'll take that as a yes

Unholy_Trio: *clinks a matching beer to Jager Leyline's beer

Muffet: "Oh, Fanta! Hello."

Jäger Leyline: did too

Jäger Leyline: drinks

Jäger Leyline: hey Fanta, wheres grump

: Frisky "hah" Whiskington's connection timed out.

: One of the six Asriels from before walk into the bar.

Schyroton: ....

Unholy_Trio: * drinks the glass around the beer and absorbs the ethanol through its... nose? okay, it must be its nose... *

Muffet: "Long time no see as they say in...America mostly, I believe."

Unholy_Trio: *grins*

Unholy_Trio: Azzy!

Unholy_Trio: How am I?

Schyroton: ....

Schyroton: Whhat the hell is going on?

: He looks at whoever the fuck just greeted him.

: "No.2 HB pencils?"

Unholy_Trio: You look cute when you're confused...

Fanta: "Howdy Muffet"

Schyroton: ...

Fanta: "And yeah, doing fine, just tired"

: "????"

: "I don't think that's what I want in this situation."

Barchar: "Hun, heads up, that's not how t get someone to like you."

Barchar: "It mostly just weirds this out.:

Barchar: "From experience."

Unholy_Trio: Sorry, that was horribly forward... it has been at least one eternity since I've had alcohol... forgive you?

Fanta: (({Wut}

: Ant [Ant] joined chat.

: Good luck trying to get the braindead one to like you

Schyroton: ...Whho are you?

: "I only think forgiving you in this situation is like trying to bake a pizza with a toaster."

: "It only works a little bit."

Barchar: "Also, I get you're probably an alternate dimension version, but referring to yoursef AS the same person as the other is a bad idea."

Barchar: "For all involved."

Fanta: (({You have spoken my name and summoned me}

: (( yes

: (( how does it feel

Ant: walks into the bar

: "Hi!"

Schyroton: ...Hhelllo.

Unholy_Trio: Well... it was Chara's plan to join souls with Asriel... and after the joining, take control and use thier newfound power to enact revenge on whomever hurt them enough for them to jump into mt ebbot, was it not?

Ant: "Yo"

Unholy_Trio: Frisk saw a better way.

: Another Asriel slides in, right next to the braindead one, and, like before, pushes him out of existance.

: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.

: Basically what you see is a goat pushing another goat onto the ground, but he disappears as soon as he hits the ground.

: "The other four have all died. It's just me and him now."

Ant: "...uhm...what just happened...?"

Unholy_Trio: *finds amusment at the sight of this*

Schyroton: Ii don't knoww!

: "It's a somewhat less efficent way of teleportation."

Schyroton: Ththe past, liike, fifteeeen minutes havve been pure whhat the fufuck!

: "Not only is it inefficent but it's also really fucking confusing."

Unholy_Trio: Well, if it gets the result you want, without any negative side effects...

Fanta: ((https://i.reddituploads.com/901c5a3c6f964e1aacb5766c569c8016?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=538c312f0a30398834728183495ef4a3

Schyroton: ((oh, by the way tem, please read the rules linked in the top bar

Schyroton: ((just so you know

Jäger Leyline: just lights up a cigar

Unholy_Trio: (( have they changed since I got back? oh what am I saying, do...))

Schyroton: ((they did somewhat

Unholy_Trio: (( they always do* ))

: (( it's more of an "unwritten rules are now written"

: (

: (( kind of thing

Unholy_Trio: (( I swear to drunk i'm not god ))

Schyroton: ((just want you to stay updated

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Unholy_Trio: (( i can't see them ))

: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.

Ant: sits down on the couch

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.

Schyroton: (( https://msparp.com/redirect?url=https%3A%2F%2Fdocs.google.com%2Fdocument%2Fd%2F1EAPC_f6etqfynJISZSft90H-3Ev5y661mEioMYM1fIQ%2Fedit

: "..."

Unholy_Trio: *splits into nine monsters... what they look like is interpreted differently based on the viewer's perspective*

Schyroton: ...

Fanta: "So what's up with the new guy or.. guys"

: >trio >nine

Schyroton: ((a trio of trios

Unholy_Trio: *four of them become a pair, leaving seven*

Schyroton: ...

Schyroton: Whho are you.

: "You know, the other four were just me."

Schyroton: Nno, whaat are you?

Unholy_Trio: *the other five dance*

Unholy_Trio: I am a Hope.

Unholy_Trio: I am a Dream.

: Drakon blinks. "i feel like there's something here that I'm miss---there it is"

Jäger Leyline: No idea Fanta

Jäger Leyline: just trying to deteremine if they are going to be a problem

Unholy_Trio: I am a terror of Darkness, and a Dread of Light.

: [color=#1c4d55]Drakon: "there it fucking is"[/color]

Unholy_Trio: I sow Peace And War.

Schyroton: Ddo you hhave a name?

Ant: "Should...we be concerned?"

Unholy_Trio: ...

Unholy_Trio: I cannot have one name.

Schyroton: ...

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] disconnected.

Schyroton: Ththen naames.

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.

Unholy_Trio: Call me Demon, Call me Chara.

: "hold on"

Fanta: "..."

Unholy_Trio: Call me Goatbro. Call me Asriel.

Jäger Leyline: yawns

: The Asriel jumps, basically trying to fucking faceplant into the ground.

Jäger Leyline: alright Melodramatic

Unholy_Trio: Call me Your Own Name.

: It's like he dives right into the floor, and disappears.

Schyroton: ...

Schyroton: Ccan I callll you Confusing?

Ant: "This is a lot of shit to take in at once."

Unholy_Trio: *smiles wickedly*

Fanta: "Why is your basic personhood something that takes a couple hours to grasp?"

Unholy_Trio: How long does it take to perfectly map out a fractal?

Schyroton: ...

Fanta: "Is this going to be a metaphor?"

Unholy_Trio: The answers to those questions are comparible.

: [color=teal]Drakon: "stop"[/color]

Fanta: "Uggggh"

Fanta: puts her head into a pillow

: [color=teal]Drakon: "you are making my emulated pain receptors feel not ok"[/color]

Unholy_Trio: I appologize for... confusion that I inspire.

Ant: "Fucking riddles."

Schyroton: Ii feel like Iii'm haviing a ststroke. Ththat's not somethiiing I ever wannted to know.

Unholy_Trio: At this moment... I am mearly trying to make you... think.

Jäger Leyline: really its more annoying

: [color=teal]Drakon: "You are making me think so much to the point I cannot think anymore. You are killing me, quite literally."[/color]

Schyroton: Ccan you please nnot? Ii just wannnt to know who you are.

Unholy_Trio: Than reset your own thought process.

Ant: "I feel like I'm in oxenfree"

Schyroton: Ii can't.

Ant: "What? do we have to save your submarine from the 4th dimension?"

Unholy_Trio: A demon, An Angel and a Monster, is what I am. I force of Nature is my name. Something that was, will always happen, and is inevitable.

: [color=teal]Drakon: "Do we need to figure out if mirrors are real if our eyes aren't real?"[/color]

: [color=teal]Drakon: "Do we need to use code KEEM to buy fucking sweatshirts and summit a fucking mountain?"[/color]

: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.

Ant: "Edgy"

Schyroton: Death.

Ant: "Is that it? The god of edge?"

Jäger Leyline: sits nest to Fanta

Unholy_Trio: My child.

Jäger Leyline: Hey FAnta

Jäger Leyline: wheres grump?

: your other boy Asriel jumps in through the ground

Unholy_Trio: I am No God... if I were, I would be God of Noithing.

: Frisky "hah" Whiskington [] joined chat.

: [color=teal]Drakon facepalms, groaning.[/color]

Ant: "So like...seinfeld but a god?"

Fanta: "Hywel?"

Ant: "A god about nothing"

Unholy_Trio: Heh... I am a jewish brownie... or I hunger for one... I'm not sure...

: [color=teal]Drakon: "Next there's gonna be a god of competitive vaping"[/color]

Unholy_Trio: As if the god of smoking isn't the mother of the god of vaping...

: Maxwell [Maxwell] is now CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC].

CryingEevee OOC: ((I))

Jäger Leyline: yes grump

CryingEevee OOC: ((WALK))

: (( THE

CryingEevee OOC: ((ALONE))

: (( FUCKING

: (( STOP

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Unholy_Trio: (( dang I'm hungry brb))

: (( IT'S TIME

: (( TO FUCKING STOP

: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.

: (( I FUCKING SWEAR

CryingEevee OOC: ((I WALK ALONE BLOO))

: (( JUST

: (( FUCKING

: (( STOP

: (( FUCKING

: (( STOP

Schyroton: ...

Ant: (( why does this keep happening? ))

: (( ahem

: (( thank you

CryingEevee OOC: ((MY SHADOW's THE ONLY ONE THAT WALKS BESIDE ME))

Ant: ((y tho))

: (( IT'S REALLY FUCKING OLD ))

: (( LIKE

: (( TWELVE YEARS OLD

CryingEevee OOC: ((#shoutouttodvon))

: (( shoutout to simpleflips

Fanta: "At home"

CryingEevee OOC: ((https://soundcloud.com/tags/shoutouttodvon

Fanta: "He doesn't tag along when I visit Shea"

Jäger Leyline: Why not?

: what the hell happened to shea

Fanta: she's dead you cuck

: excuse me I am not a cuck

Fanta: "It's more my thing"

: i am a professional vape enthusiast

Schyroton: ...Ii'm just goiiiiiing to go.

: fuck I just switched to discord instead of CS and now I have a headache

Schyroton: leaves. "...Byye."

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.

Schyroton: ((gn

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Ant: ((gn))

CryingEevee OOC: ((gn))

: (( late night with CaU

: (( we get our own talk show

CryingEevee OOC: ((but of course))

Unholy_Trio: ((weee))

: (( it's just boulevard of broken dreams blasted into every single one of our mics for 1 hour

CryingEevee OOC: ((https://soundcloud.com/how2bepic/his-lonely-goodbye

: Frisky "hah" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Muffet: "Oh, uhm, for the record, Fanta. I am a succubus. I thought I told people this, but apparently not?"

Muffet: "But now you know."

: Smolapeño [Smolster] disconnected.

Unholy_Trio: Spider.

Ant: (( K now it is most certainly the interval in which to cease ))

Fanta: "Oh um.."

: [color=teal]Drakon: "Ohhh my god"[/color]

Fanta: "Alright?"

Jäger Leyline: right

Fanta: "I didn't know that"

: [color=teal]Drakon: "I have heard that word so many fucking times recently"[/color]

Muffet: "Nobody did! Not even Cheri! But now you do. So good job."

Ant: "Who's sucking busses?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((consider that a last goodbye to walking alone... my shadow's still the only one that walks beside me though.))

Unholy_Trio: Did you know there are things better than sex?

Unholy_Trio: I can give you a knew hunger.

Fanta: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4feUSTS21-8 why is this so good

: [color=teal]Drakon: "That sounds wrong in every single way possible"[/color]

Jäger Leyline: Thats alright Muffect

: [color=teal]Drakon has been set to 'Complain' mode.[/color]

Jäger Leyline: got something about me that nobody has noticed yet too

Muffet: "First kf all, I have a name. Second kf all, if it involves murder no thank you."

Barchar: Of*

CryingEevee OOC: ((i swear there's actually a reason why i keep saying my shadow walks beside me but i just can't say it rn))

Ant: "I feel violated for just hearing that"

Unholy_Trio: Heh, blood isn't even that much better than sex... no, taking a life won't be nessesary...

Ant: "That's not comforting really"

Muffet: "Shoot."

Unholy_Trio: And forgive me, Muffet.

CryingEevee OOC: ((hhnnnnggggg))

Muffet: "I reserve the right to say 'no you crazy bitch' at any point."

: [color=teal]Drakon: "That is so fucking edgy."[/color]

Unholy_Trio: Only naturally...

: [color=teal]Drakon takes out a fucking bayonet and cuts off his left arm.[/color]

: [color=teal]Drakon: "I fucking cut myself on your edge."[/color]

Unholy_Trio: Within my eye, you can find the truest death of light.

Ant: "Drakon, what the fuck? It wasn't worth the pun"

Barchar: she flicks drakon. Not even hard. A gentle flick.

Muffet: "No, you crazy bitch. I'm not going to get brainwashed today thank you."

Unholy_Trio: ...

: [color=teal]Drakon: "[sub]Fuck you guys[/sub]" he says as he loctites his arm back on[/color]

Unholy_Trio: You misjudge my intentions.

Fanta: "Yeah I think I'm gonna go before shit goes down again"

Ant: "Well maybe if you didn't talk like an ethereal pedophile we would understand more"

Unholy_Trio: *removes thier eye... it dries instantly, and slowly begins to shrink at the contact with the air*

Fanta: slinks out the anydoor

Muffet: "What the hell"

Ant: "oh"

: [color=teal]Drakon: His arm doesn't even stick, it just falls off again. After this, he just shoves it in his storage compartment.[/color]

Ant: "Oh"

Unholy_Trio: My eye... contains...

Ant: "OH"

: [color=teal]Drakon: "..."[/color]

Unholy_Trio: the truest death of light.

: [color=teal]Drakon: "I feel physically violated."[/color]

Ant: "YEAH THAT CLEARS UP EVERYTHING THANK YOU SO MUCH"

Muffet: "You said that already."

Unholy_Trio: *eats their own eye. it reappears where it was before*

Muffet: "Why."

Muffet: "Why would you even do thst"

: [color=teal]Drakon: "...I've eaten a Ralts alive but that's just"[/color]

: [color=teal]Drakon: "why"[/color]

Unholy_Trio: I've done it more times than I can be bothered to count.

Ant: "y tho"

Muffet: her tail wraps around Barchar's leg, bringing her slightly closer. "That does not answer my question."

: [color=teal]Drakon: "i might still have its skin, actually"[/color]

Unholy_Trio: If I left it out of its socket... light would begin to truely die.

Muffet: this is less 'meat shield' and more 'protector'

Unholy_Trio: Where would we be, then?

Muffet: "Mmmkaaaay."

Ant: "Oh I think I get it nooww"

Muffet: "I advise you to not do that."

Ant: "You're just a fucked up shitfuck"

Unholy_Trio: ...

Muffet: "Many of us have an attachment to light. Funnily enough, myself included."

Unholy_Trio: A petulant child stands before me.

: [color=teal]Drakon: "Light is overrated."[/color]

Muffet: "I mean. I have a fiancee. And a daughter."

Ant: "I don't know what that word fucking means"

Muffet: "Not my blood. But still."

Ant: looks up the word "petulant"

: [color=teal]Drakon nibbles on a D battery.[/color]

Unholy_Trio: Look... for a moment, listen beyond your instincts.

Unholy_Trio: ((sp is har-rrd)

Ant: "Childish. It means childish. You called me a childish child."

Ant: "Quality burns d00d. Fuckin roasted my ass."

Muffet: "My instincts of what? Compassion and self-preservation?"

Unholy_Trio: Yes, I did, my childish child.

Ant: holds up all the middle fingeres

Unholy_Trio: You understand so much, yet miss the meaning below the surface.

Barchar: "When you put it like that, it sounds kind of endearing. If slightly redundant."

: [color=teal]Drakon: "..."[/color]

Unholy_Trio: ((hello, im from the department of redundancy department))

: [color=teal]Drakon: "You make me feel more uncomfortable than the constant Windows 10 update notifications"[/color]

Muffet: "Ugh. I hate people like this. Every sentence has to be a riddle."

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Ant: "YOU LOOK LIKE A SNAKE!"

: http://i.imgur.com/N1ObF6n.png

: I'm pulling /r/UT magic

Barchar: (I just want to make it clear this is in character frustration)

Unholy_Trio: ...I don't intend for you to inturret them as such. I've been at many strange instances before you've percieved me here.

Barchar: (me, flame warp, the rper, thinks you're doing fine)

: (( I find this amusing and you've got me trying to find whatever the fuck you're hiding

: (( 10/10 too much water

Unholy_Trio: I cannot claim perfection.

Muffet: "Look, what are you trying to get me to do?"

Muffet: "I'm not going to eat your eye."

: [color=teal]Drakon: "I will eat a fucking Wooper but I will not eat your eye."[/color]

Ant: "I...think we may have to eat the eye....I mean I hope we don't but...fuck..."

Vulard: walks in

Unholy_Trio: *tears timespace a new one, pulls out a black orb and mends the tear in a motion unrecognizible*

: [color=teal]Drakon disappears, and returns a few seconds later, holding the fucking leg of a Kirlia[/color]

Vulard: *sees that shit and gets the fuck out

Unholy_Trio: Sourounded by the truest death of light, I hold the birth of light.

: [color=teal]Drakon: "Can you. Can you not?"[/color]

: [color=teal]Drakon: "You're making me more angry than Hello Games did back in '16."[/color]

Unholy_Trio: It is done. I have it.

Muffet: "What the fuck"

CryingEevee OOC: ((i am facing inner turmoil. i want to say something, but at the same time i don't, and if i actually decided to say it i can't put together the right words. this is a TERRIBLE FEELING))

Unholy_Trio: If I could not, I wouldn't have.

Muffet: "What are you going to do."

CryingEevee OOC: ((and before anyone says "just do it" i can't))

Barchar: (What's up?)

Ant: "You belong in a goddamn vektor song"

Barchar: (Like, is it cau related or what?)

Unholy_Trio: If you wish to taste the beggining... the origin of light...

Unholy_Trio: I can give you it.

Ant: "Like eat the big bang?"

Unholy_Trio: Heh... not the entire thing at once...

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Unholy_Trio: I've died from that mistake more times than I care to admit.

CryingEevee OOC: ((no. it's something i feel i gotta get off my chest and this is as good a place as any since you guys are really understanding. but it's superglued.))

Unholy_Trio: ((huh?))

Unholy_Trio: ((dude, whats up? ))

Muffet: "I...no. No thank you."

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's not even that bad i don't know why i feel like i can't say it but want to))

Muffet: "I don't know what would happen if I died, but I'd rather not find out."

Fanta: ((Sounds like last night, I'm open to whatever it is

Barchar: (I know I've felt like that before but really, you just gotta close your eyes and hit enter dude)

Ant: (( Its ok we gotchu whatever it is ))

: (( i gotchu fam

Unholy_Trio: *takes a second glance at muffet, then a third*

Barchar: (Dicks out for haramCE)

Muffet: "..."

Muffet: "You're not going to force me to are you?"

Muffet: she's standing up now, doing her best to protect bc despite being noticeably shorter than her

Unholy_Trio: I am not that type of... entity. I would only force you if you asked me to force you... then it wouldn't be a true forcing, would it?

: [color=teal]Drakon: "..."[/color]

: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.

Muffet: "Well, we have that in common."

: [color=teal]Drakon: "Do you want me to, or is it that you want me to not want you to say yes?"[/color]

Ant: "I still hate every word out of your...mouth? orofice? Ew orofice sounds gross imma say mouth"

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] joined chat.

Unholy_Trio: Here, have the smallest taste... it shouldn't kill you...

Jäger Leyline: ((wait is this tem sean? the one from before?

Fanta: is now taking care of stuff

Fanta: ((ye

Jäger Leyline: ((oh yeah I remember him

Unholy_Trio: * single instance of pure cosmic energy rests on the Trio's claw*

Unholy_Trio: ((her*))

Unholy_Trio: ((or them* ))

Muffet: she pauses.

Unholy_Trio: ((actually, him is fine too.))

: (( i'll use her

Jäger Leyline: ((tem*

: (( because i'm used to referring to you as her, honestly

Muffet: "...Fine." her tail unwraps from Barchar as she walks over. "Je suis un putain d'idiot" she said, grabbing it and...esting it, I guess.

Unholy_Trio: Your hunger will become... different after you ingest this...

Barchar: (You played a female character so my brain just sees you as female)

Unholy_Trio: ((that makes sense ))

Fanta: ((Thats why i fuck up mv a bunch <.<

Unholy_Trio: (( I play male characters sometimes, but I've always been more inclined to play female roles))

Barchar: (Same, though oddly I've always felt pretty comfy bein a dude)

Jäger Leyline: ((I play all roles too

Barchar: (E)

Barchar: (Eh*)

Unholy_Trio: (( Muffet, can I tell you what you feel for a moment? ))

: (( http://i.imgur.com/LUmpSP8.png I didn't even plan this

Barchar: (Well, that's kinda the only way I'd know, so yeah)

Jäger Leyline: ((I mean we are behind a computer, its not like we can tell

: (( Yazan you've totally seen my face right

: (( You know who I am

Barchar: (what's going on I mean)

Jäger Leyline: ((No I havent

Barchar: (the only person who I've seen the face of is chime)

Jäger Leyline: ((I haven't seen anyone here and I prefer it to be that way

Fanta: ((I have seen mv and chime

Barchar: (Just from her tumblat)

Muffet: she waits for something to happen

Muffet: regretting her decision more and more each millisecond

: [color=teal]Drakon: really doesn't want to have to start #dicksoutformuffetthesuccubus[/color]

Unholy_Trio: [muffet begins to desire sex less... the drive to reproduce and mate is transformed with... hunger... and the hunger drives her sense of smell... but the smell she hungers for is everywhere... every instance of matter, every instance of energy, every instance of time... it all seems so... tasty...]

: [color=teal]Drakon: "Muffet, how edgy do you feel right now?"[/color]

Jäger Leyline: is just watching muffet

Muffet: "GEEEEH I DON'T LIKE THIS"

Ant: "On a scale of nickleback to mcr."

Unholy_Trio: [lines and curves appear to be the same]

Muffet: "I THINK I'M LITERALLY HUNGRY FOR EXISTENCE"

Unholy_Trio: Sorry, you bought the ticket...

Ant: "oh."

Muffet: "IS THIS A DEMON DRUG DID I TAKE DEMON DRUGS

Ant: "Isn't a succubus kind of a demon?"

Unholy_Trio: You ate a piece of the birth of existance.

Unholy_Trio: You are now either a part of the start, or...

Ant: "She fucking ate the big bang."

Muffet: "HAAAAAAAHHELP" she goes against the wall. "WHY DID I FUCKING DO THIS

Unholy_Trio: *grins wickedly*

: [color=teal]Drakon: "#dicksoutformuffet"[/color]

Barchar: she runs up, trying to pin...whatever I'd call this bitch.

: [color=teal]Drakon: "I put it on Twitter."[/color]

: I'm gonna tweet #dicksoutformuffet right now

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok... ok. so, this goes back to when in passing slarv's tulpa was mentioned. i didn't know what a tulpa was. i was told to go google it, and so i did. and as i learned about it i felt like i accidently took the first steps to making a tulpa which is something that i know is like, a HUGE responsibility so i didn't go through with it. but then the guilt of not going through with it ate at me for a while until i forgot, and then after school started i remembered about it, and eventually half to stop the feeling of guilt half out of for the tulpa's sake i started, y'know going down the path of making one, for real this time. and i kinda made peace with the idea. so now, here i am with a still devoloping tulpa for some reason feeling really bad about myself about this whole thing and worst of all, not wanting to type this to you guys. at this point i am having actual pains thinking about this. and it really doesn't help that i'm a type of person that has difficulty letting things go.))

Unholy_Trio: (( is this srsly being taken personally? ))

: (( https://twitter.com/necular_1999/status/771952136687091712

Barchar: To me, no.

Barchar: To Barchar? Fuck yes

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm going to go lie down for a bit now))

Barchar: (oh shit)

Unholy_Trio: (( WIAT)

Barchar: (good luck ce)

Unholy_Trio: (( I know a bit about tulpas...

Unholy_Trio: (( lemme finish reading ur post

: (( oh ))

Fanta: ((Oh shit

Muffet: "Stopstopstopstopnonononono"

Fanta: ((I have one, tem, that's what he's referring to

Ant: "Uh....muffet?"

Barchar: (His name is Azzy. He's cool.)

Fanta: (({Hi}

Unholy_Trio: ((oh, okay... sorry, you can probably help more... I don't actually keep one, just thought about it before.))

Barchar: "How do we stop this." she said, gritting her teeth.

Fanta: ((And um, I don't know exactly what advice to give

Ant: "I have...an idea. A bad stupid one."

Unholy_Trio: Muffet, you're fine... *strange spiders crawl out of one of the things eye and swarm Muffet*

Fanta: ((If you haven't gotten any responses yet, I think it would be ok to stop

Muffet: her arms are flailing. She's used to controlling them shits

Ant: "You...fucking demon asshole can fuck right off"

Barchar: "SHE IS NOT FINE."

CryingEevee OOC: ((here's the thing. i only actually felt like i was in pain, while trying to SAY that. otherwise i've completely made peace with the whole thing))

Unholy_Trio: *they consume the "drug", though to call it that is a misunderstanding, and bring it back to the creature*

Fanta: ((So you're good with having one?

Unholy_Trio: [muffet feels sober again]

Unholy_Trio: As quickly as the feeling came...

CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean... yeah?))

Fanta: ((Alright, I understand

Muffet: she relaxes. "I am never doing that again."

Fanta: ((It's hard to say something you've been keeping bottled up about, I get that

Unholy_Trio: You could have become more than a destroyer of worlds... something far greater and more terrible.

Ant: is relieved that their idea wasn't neccessary

Unholy_Trio: But you were strong and withheld consumption.

Jäger Leyline: Sounds like shit

Muffet: "Would have been nice to say that [i]before[/i]."

Ant: "Again: y tho?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm still like... in shock i guess would be the closest word, from writing that))

Unholy_Trio: I told you what it was... Sorry you didn't fully understand what the nature of it was.

Muffet: "I like existence. I like people. For more than just sex. And I swear to God, if you had ruined me by just not explaining yourself, you would have been first in line."

Unholy_Trio: Ah... You forget I gave you but a taste of what I already have...

Unholy_Trio: I have gone through what you just went through countless times...

CryingEevee OOC: ((and i guess something is... i still feel guilty about the whole thing for some reason i cannot being to fathom))

Unholy_Trio: And for lengths of time beyond the capabilities of recall.

Muffet: "Then you're insane. Utterly, incontrovertibly mad."

Unholy_Trio: Heh... I've been sane, insane, things your words cannot describe... there isn't much of a difference in my eyes.

Ant: "How did you even...?"

Unholy_Trio: I just do.

Muffet: she holds onto Barchar, walking back to the couch. "Then your eyes are not ones I'd like to see through, dearie."

Unholy_Trio: For you to know how, Ant... you'd have to go through what she just did.

Jäger Leyline: sits next to BC and Muffet

Unholy_Trio: And that would only be the first step of understanding how.

Muffet: after she sits down, her tail wraps protectively around Barchar.

: [color=teal]Drakon: "Do not harm Ant"[/color]

Barchar: holds onto both of them

Unholy_Trio: I had no intent to.

: [color=teal]Drakon: "Ant is fam, I swear"[/color]

Ant: gives Drakon a fist bumb

Ant: ((*bump))

Unholy_Trio: Muffet... I hope you hold no anger for that. I'm sure everyone here has... had a bad trip or two in thier lifetime.

Jäger Leyline: holds on to both

Ant: "Are you tryin to imply some shit?"

: [color=teal]Drakon: "I've always had good trips when listening to Blank Banshee, actually. Anything else just makes shit go bad."[/color]

Muffet: "Damn right I hold anger. But fine. Either way, I won't be partaking in that any more."

Unholy_Trio: Listen carefully, and I shall try to speak with as much care;

CryingEevee OOC: ((okay, still ACTUALLY SHAKING rn. but the pain is gone at least.))

: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcpiKIgjG74

Unholy_Trio: Your drive for sex, and passion for lust is a wonderful gift, but as I've shown, it can but turned into a potential void with just a taste. I'm not the only one who knows this, but I am one of the few who would stop you before you were unable to stop yourself.

Muffet: "No."

Muffet: "You do not understand me."

Ant: "Don't act like you're on the high road you fuck."

Ant: "man i need more insults besides fuck"

Unholy_Trio: *eats their tail untill nothing is left*

Unholy_Trio: *is no longer there?*

Ant: "Imma be sick"

Muffet: "Were you not the one who almost introduced themselves by asking if those here would assume they knew best for you?"

: actually not married [] is now actually not married [Drakon].

Drakon: "Do you want to be sick? I've got a lot of things I can inject you with right now."

Muffet: "...And they're gone. Well. I had a whole spiel thought up too."

Unholy_Trio: *pokes an ear and a mouth through the floor*

Ant: "No, Drakon it's an expression. We literally just learned that drugs are bad mmmkay"

Unholy_Trio: Okay, lay it on me...

Jäger Leyline: m has Muffet to his right, Bc on his Left, arms wrapped around

Jäger Leyline: did that

Unholy_Trio: Heh...

Ant: "That was like the whole moral of this thing"

Unholy_Trio: No, the lesson was beyond drugs...

Unholy_Trio: But your focus is still on them.

Muffet: "...Fine. I am a mother. I am a fiancee. And I don't know what I am with Barchar, but it is not a relationship I wish to ruin."

Ant: "Fuck you it's space drugs"

Unholy_Trio: Listen even closer;

Drakon: "I want some of those space drugs."

Muffet: "I am a succubus on the side. My hunter does not control me. It does not define me."

Unholy_Trio: Your hunger can be used.

Unholy_Trio: to.

Unholy_Trio: make.

Unholy_Trio: the.

Muffet: "And you. Do not. Understand me."

Unholy_Trio: void.

Unholy_Trio: Get it?

Drakon: As Drakon says this, he takes out a fucking can of oil and injects it into his remaining arm with a syringe.

Ant: "Look."

Ant: "I."

Ant: "Can."

Drakon: "Ffffffffffuuucckkkkkkk---yeah, sure, okay, dude"

Ant: "Talk."

Ant: "In."

Ant: "Broken."

Ant: "English."

Jäger Leyline: you and muffet getting close Babe?

Ant: "Too."

Fanta: ((What the darn-diddly-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang-diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If yonly you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily-flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

Muffet: she rolls her eyes. "Whatever. When that happens, you can say whatever the hell you want. But until then, kindly fuck off."

Ant: (( WHY ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok. i think i'm mostly fine now))

Unholy_Trio: Alright, I'm leaving, but know I'm not the only one of my kind...

Fanta: ((Because

Barchar: (does that mean that recieved 300 baptisms or gave then)

Muffet: "I'll keep it in mind."

Unholy_Trio: *is gone*

Muffet: sextuple bird motherfucker l

Jäger Leyline: finally

Ant: (( *begins singing heathens* ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm going to brb))

Drakon: (( all my friends are heathens take it slow

Barchar: "Seeing as how she keeps trying to protect me, and calling me 'cutie' in French?"

Barchar: "I assume."

Ant: ((wait for them to ask you who you know))

: [tem] [Unholy_Trio] is now [tem] [tEmMiE].

Jäger Leyline: Well heres the thing about that

Jäger Leyline: this ain't a single purchase

Jäger Leyline: this is a package deal

tEmMiE: *hops into the bar with a backpack full of... something?*

tEmMiE: *sniff sniff*

Jäger Leyline: hey there

tEmMiE: wUt smElls lYke... unHolY fUck iN heRe?

Drakon: "oh it's you"

tEmMiE: hOi~

CryingEevee OOC: ((i think i somehow experienced actual terror writing all that out. based on how long i was shaking and stuff afterwards.))

Drakon: "how many times did you fuck my half-brother while I was gone"

Ant: (( iktf ))

Jäger Leyline: pulls both BC and Muffet close

Muffet: "Some nameless bitch that gave me demon drugs."

Drakon: (( please don't make

Drakon: (( any sudden moves

Muffet: she blinks, looking up at Jager.

tEmMiE: dEmoN drUgz? i uSuAllY lYke dOs...

Jäger Leyline: grins at her

Ant: (( you don't know the half of the fre sha voca do ))

Drakon: tem is this you http://i.imgur.com/OvxZkkA.png

Drakon: (( >half of the abuse

tEmMiE: (( yush ))

Barchar: "How many demon drugs have you taken?"

tEmMiE: (( iz moi discord acount))

Drakon: ((gg10/10))

Ant: "You don't want any demon drugs, tem"

Muffet: she smiles back. "Jealous? Worried I'm going to steal your, Ah, waifu?"

tEmMiE: i tHouGht I trIed dEm aLl..

Drakon: furious oil injection intensifies

tEmMiE: u sUre iT wuZ dEmon?

Ant: (( I haven't been on discord for awhile ))

Barchar: "What the hell have you been up to in the past ten years"

Drakon: "It was either something made by your husband or actual demon drugs."

Jäger Leyline: No, BC and I are cool, but you gotta sample me too if you want to be with her

tEmMiE: i kNow a tHinG oR 2 'bOut dEmonoLogy...

tEmMiE: Oh... uH...

Drakon: yeah I just fuckin wrote that

tEmMiE: collEge?? eh-heh-heh...

Ant: (( ant is like 38 now with the two time skips that have happened ))

Muffet: "Mmn. With a platter like this, how could I resist?"

Drakon: (( two?

CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, two?))

Barchar: "Do they sell demon drugs and college?"

Drakon: (( drakon is fuckin 70 by that logic

Ant: (( I remeber being here when one happened and then I left for awhile and came back and everyone was saying I was gone for 10 years again ))

tEmMiE: wHy nOt?

Drakon: "..."

Drakon: "You need to get some of that shit for me."

tEmMiE: EverythIng iZ aNywHerE iF u kNow hOw tO lOok?

tEmMiE: whAt kInd oF dEmOn wE tAlkIng?

Drakon: "By that logic there could be a fucking Oreo thin up Muffet's ass."

Ant: (( but I guess ant kinda reset after the whole chronos thing. And they like wrote wonderwall then so idk ))

: Frisky "hah" Whiskington [] joined chat.

tEmMiE: ...nEaT idEa...

Ant: (( Ant has a spacetime guitar they're whatever age they wanna be ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok. soon i'm going to go take a shower and go to sleep and maybe i'll be okay with talking about this normally tomorrow.))

Drakon: (( "i want to be 18 again [i]guitar solo[/i]"

Drakon: (( alright bye<3

Ant: (( cya ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm not leaving YET))

Barchar: "I've seen a lot of colleges. No demon drugs."

tEmMiE: ((bOi!!!))

Ant: ((oh.))

Drakon: "I've been to six colleges."

Muffet: "That costs extra."

Ant: ((oops))

Jäger Leyline: Nah, I get a discount, since you're getting what you want

Drakon: "I got thrown out of each one after some really fucking lit party."

Ant: "Hah. I'm never going to college. I've got summer forever"

: Frisky "hah" Whiskington [] disconnected.

Ant: "Also dragons burned down all the state schools."

Drakon: "..."

Drakon: "I thought everything was mildly convinient in your world?"

tEmMiE: sErepH cOllEge lUvs DemOn dRugs... thEy'Re thE OneS dEy rn't AlloWed 2 hAs...

Muffet: she was talking to drakon

Drakon: He looks at Muffet and laughs.

Jäger Leyline: nm then

Drakon: "How much extra?"

Ant: "Everything except Vegas is taken over by dragons"

Muffet: "Oh, no, you got the free sample."

Drakon: "I mean, not like I imply anything. I think."

Barchar: "...I believe it."

Drakon: He looks back to Ant.

Muffet: "Depends on the size of the oreo."

Drakon: "Why not Vegas?"

tEmMiE: VegAs IS a dRagOn, sIlLy...

Drakon: "I live in Vegas. And it's all floaty and shit."

: actually not married [Drakon] disconnected.

Ant: "No I mean the only inconvienient thing is that vegas and only vegas is ruled by dragons"

: actually not married [Drakon] joined chat.

Ant: "They just hated college"

tEmMiE: lUlz

Drakon: "This one girl decided to jump, and she was never seen again. Like, she's on the surface below the surface now."

Ant: "They left all the community colleges though"

tEmMiE: dA tRue fRee pLace... kInda lol

Drakon: "I went to UNLV for like, two years."

Drakon: "I spent those two years just fucking with all the computers there and living off their electricity"

tEmMiE: mUfFEt...

Muffet: "Temmie."

tEmMiE: diS dEmoN dRug...

tEmMiE: wHat iT tAstE lyKe?

Ant: "Who jumped off vegas?"

Jäger Leyline: So muffet, let me know when you wanna head out

tEmMiE: *pulls out a notebook and glasses*

Muffet: "...Uhm..."

Drakon: "Some Alpine girl. Saw her at UNLV one day."

Muffet: "If I had to imagine what light would taste like??"

tEmMiE: *hands drakon a straw*

Muffet: "It was that."

tEmMiE: ...

Drakon: "The hell you want me to do with this straw?"

tEmMiE: tHat hAs 0 loGic to It...

Ant: actually has no memory of Aos and Alpine because of time shenanigans

Muffet: "I don't know how else to describe it."

Drakon: good it makes for useless bad exposition to keep a conversation going

tEmMiE: iT cAn'T bE a dEmOn dRug iF it tAstEd lIke liGHt...

Drakon: PARP please stop fucking delaying

Ant: "Alpine...why does that sound...like...a name..."

Ant: "...that I've never heard before?"

tEmMiE: ((how do I rp properly? why am I drunk? ))

Drakon: "Like, she was fucking 13."

Muffet: "Evidently it can."

Ant: "Why was she at college?"

Muffet: "I mean, theoretically I was destroying light by taking it?"

Muffet: "I...think?"

Drakon: "I don't know how the hell she was there and actually taking classes and doing college people things."

tEmMiE: ...

tEmMiE: eVeR hEar oF cThuLu?

Ant: "Hmm..."

tEmMiE: tHey ConcEpt oF thE 'old gods'?

tEmMiE: the*

Drakon: "Judging by the information I still have after downloading everyone's chatlogs, she was allowed to skip from 6th grade to college, even when she got held back for a year."

Ant: gets a text on their phone

Muffet: "Oh God, I took elder God drugs!?"

Ant: "Chat logs?"

Muffet: "Shit."

Drakon: "Yeah, you want them?"

tEmMiE: I cAn'T imAgIne aNyThinG elSe thAt woUld appEar dEmonIc bUt poSses a drUg oF lIghT...

Ant: looks at the text it says "don't get too meta"

Drakon: you got too meta

Drakon: why

tEmMiE: (( bwahahahaha ))

Drakon: was that the whole point of that

: actually not married [Drakon] disconnected.

Jäger Leyline: pulls BC to himself, laying her on his lap

: actually not married [Drakon] joined chat.

Drakon: "What do you mean, not too meta?"

Muffet: "God fucking dammit."

Drakon: Take note that Drakon still can see your texts and hear your calls.

Muffet: "This is going to be hard to explain when Cheri gets back."

Ant: gets another text "Don't let the time asshole come back"

Barchar: she smiles up at Jager, tapping Muffet's tail.

Muffet: she unwraps it.

Jäger Leyline: I ever tell you I like how small you are

Ant: "I don't even know who these messages are coming from."

Drakon: "But, yeah. The fucking thirteen year old girl who graduated when she was like, seventeen."

Barchar: "You haven't. I could kinda tell though. C

tEmMiE: I thInk u mIgHt nEed an eLdEr gOdess tO dIstrAct aNy... iLl-intentiOned eLder gOds...

Fanta: ((Sea of dreams is a weird episode

Muffet: "An elder goddess. Right."

Muffet: "Can I just not take their drugs anymore?"

tEmMiE: uR rIght...

Ant: "I feel like I should know this..."

Muffet: "I'd rather avoid elder anythings."

tEmMiE: gOds anD gOdesses aRe thE sMe tO the Oldest, aNd tHe oLdEr stIll...

Drakon: "I took a trip down to the surface beneath the surface when I rented a Boosted jetpack."

Ant: opens up a small notebook with the words "memory is the key" on the cover

Drakon: "I saw her down there. Small white-haired girl."

tEmMiE: mMm... tHe tHing iS... we'rE oN onE rIght nOw.

Ant: "She's not in here. Why isn't she in the book. Why did I even bother writing it?"

Fanta: ((OH

tEmMiE: wUt eLse wOulD wE bE stAndINg oN?

Fanta: ((OH SO DIANE IS IN MARRIAGE COUNCELING NOW

Muffet: "...Quelle."

Drakon: (( I HAVEN'T STARTED S3 YET

Fanta: ((SERVES YOU RIGHT

Drakon: (( TELL ME EVERYTHING

Fanta: ((BITCH

Muffet: "This is a bar."

Drakon: "..."

tEmMiE: ...on tOp oF wHat?

Jäger Leyline: starts making out with BC, cuz hes got nothing better to do

Drakon: "I saw like, fucking Harley Quinn and the Joker down there. Shit was weird."

Muffet: "A planet."

tEmMiE: ...

Ant: "...what...about...someone else..."

tEmMiE: cAn yoU kNow iF a plAnet hAs fEeLings?

Drakon: "You know, and like, some counter-strike shit going on. Terrorists getting gunned down before everything got destroyed in some explosion."

Ant: "like....aloe vera? was that the name?"

Drakon: "What?"

Muffet: "Are you on some of those demon drugs right now?"

tEmMiE: tHeY sAy "Mother Earth" foR a rEasOn...

Ant: "Another person...with alpine..."

tEmMiE: I'm sUre i"d fEel bEttEr iF I wUz...

Fanta: ((Well I already know who has the pleasure of getting the f bomb for s3

Drakon: "Dunno."

Drakon: "The thing is, I have something that I stole from Alpine because I was bored."

Ant: "God damnit. I got the book. I did everything right I thought. Why didn't I write it all down before I went back?"

Drakon: "Her phone!"

Drakon: He laughs.

tEmMiE: coffee an cigGaretTes only, ma'am

Ant: "her...phone?"

Muffet: "Temmie, I am not going to sit here while you try to convince me the planet is a living bloody being."

Drakon: "All of her fucking pictures and saved texts and web browser history."

tEmMiE: ...

Muffet: "There's a nigh-omniscient ghost girl here who has to know, and if it is she's certainly not taken note of it."

Fanta: ((It's gonna be [i]fun[/i]

Drakon: "She kept some sort of journal program."

Drakon: "Some edgy shit about getting away from everyone and joining the CT team."

tEmMiE: I shOuldn'T haVe dO, lUv...

Ant: frantically looks through their memory book

Drakon: "I've got the pictures."

tEmMiE: to*

Ant: finds the page they're looking for

Drakon: Drakon takes out a small whiteboard, and beams Alpine's camera roll onto it.

Muffet: "Have you ever heard of the burden of proof, dearie?"

Muffet: "That's resting solely on you."

Fanta: ((Ok I've been trying to sit with my legs closed for 30 minutes and GODDAMN

tEmMiE: ...

Drakon: Pictures of her, Aos, her and Aos, some other guy, dead bodies, blood, knives, and a Chara, and the last few at the end are just Drakon flipping the camera off while falling out of an airplane.

Ant: looks at the page that simply has "taken back" written on it

tEmMiE: Hmm...

Barchar: is enjoying herself

Ant: "That person...the emo one. They were dating Alpine...I think..."

Drakon: "Fucking."

Drakon: "I sorted all of the keywords in her journal into tags. Because I do that."

tEmMiE: oKay, hOw woUld wE bEgin tO eVen pRooF suCh a thIng?

Drakon: "It's in my code."

Ant: "They were like...some kinda...bird person...? Or...no they could fly but..."

Drakon: "10 tags."

Fanta: ((This is the worst

Ant: looks back at the page

Muffet: "If you don't have any such proof, then you're just assuming the earth is a living being?"

Drakon: "aos, alpine, me, irl, food, art, school, UNLV, daft punk, and lastly, jaden smith"

Muffet: "Look. I don't buy it."

Jäger Leyline: is making it enjoyable

Ant: "'taken back'? Taken back by who?"

Ant: "jaden smith?"

tEmMiE: okAy hOw aBout thIs...

Drakon: "I don't know."

tEmMiE: iS a skIn cEll aLive?

Ant: "whatever...who's that guy with them?"

Drakon: "212 of her entries have 'jaden smith' in them"

Muffet: "On its own? I don't believe so."

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok. going to go now))

tEmMiE: ...

Ant: "Ok wait is Jaden Smith actually relevant here? I swear to god if Jaden smith is somehow relevant to this mystery..."

Drakon: (( bye

Ant: (( cya ))

Drakon: "I don't think he is."

tEmMiE: then that would make us less alive than the eart. qed.

CryingEevee OOC: ((bai everyone))

Muffet: "What."

Fanta: ((Gn

Ant: "Ok. Who's that guy in the pictures with Alpine and her kissmate?"

Muffet: "That makes no s-WHAT."

Ant: "date...friend?"

Jäger Leyline: ((Slarv

Fanta: ((What

Jäger Leyline: (hi

Ant: "smoochbuddy....?"

Fanta: ((hi

Drakon: "Datemate or something like that."

tEmMiE: heH...

Muffet: she shakes her head, tapping Jager on the shoulder. "Your place or mine?"

Drakon: "aos, I would say."

tEmMiE: "checkmate" I should say...

Drakon: "Mentioned 948 times out of her 1,500 entries."

Drakon: "I love stealing people's data."

Drakon: "I should've been made for stealing people's da---oh wait I was"

tEmMiE: Any who...

Ant: "Yeah....but the other third person in the pictures...and the bodies?"

Ant: "I...think I know Aos...I just...can't remember..."

Drakon: this is more useless Alpine exposition added

tEmMiE: *dumps her backback of amphetamines and cocaine on the ground*

Drakon: "I'm pretty sure Alpine was killed."

Drakon: "OH SHIT"

Drakon: "GIVE ME SOME OF THAT"

tEmMiE: l8r gUie~

tEmMiE: *dissapears as quickly as she came~

Drakon: He scrambles to get all of the shit dumped on the floor. "goodbye"

Drakon: "ahem"

Ant: "Drakon, no focus. Alpine fucking DIED?!"

Drakon: He walks back over to Ant.

Fanta: ((This show is good

tEmMiE: (( okay I fucking love you guys so much goddamn ))

Drakon: "Yeah, there's been a rise in killings and crap there."

Drakon: "I'm actually considering moving out."

Barchar: (I'm having a good time with you tem :3)

Ant: "What about Aos?"

Drakon: (( same ))

tEmMiE: (( danks u E: ))

Fanta: ((I'd be rping but I'm doing shit rn :P

Drakon: "Eh."

tEmMiE: (( i feel ya ))

Drakon: "Might've jumped with Alpine, but didn't survive the way down."

tEmMiE: (( i'm just smoking cigs irl ))

Drakon: "Probably burned up before he landed."

Drakon: (( just drinking 3 monsters

Ant: (( But they could...fly...right....or...was that someone else? ))

Drakon: (( Aos was the half-demon half-angel guy right

tEmMiE: (( idk ))

Drakon: "I mean, if he did jump with her, which I don't think he would do."

Ant: (( yeah. Looked like alex turner with long hair ))

Drakon: "According to her journal, Alpine wanted to go down to have a 'refreshing and eye-opening experience'"

Muffet: talked to Jager

Drakon: "But she ended up getting fucking killed."

Ant: "Why is the page missing in my damn memory!?"

tEmMiE: (( killed to death??? :o))

Ant: "Was he...taken back by god...or....the other one...?"

tEmMiE: (( true death is a near- impossible thing, IMHO ))

Ant: "Or someone/something else entirely"

tEmMiE: ((....IF you believe the sh*t buddah teaches. but remember, bhudism is an offshot of hinduism ))

tEmMiE: (( it was meant to be the cure for the class system ))

Barchar: (I don't believe in any religion, sooooooo...)

Drakon: (( i really have just stopped giving a fuck about religion

tEmMiE: (( religions are believe system. your believe in no religion is a religion, because it is a belief ))

Barchar: (That's not what a religion is.)

Barchar: (By that logic, your gender is a religion.)

tEmMiE: (( religion is not dogma, or protocol. it is belief ))

tEmMiE: (( sure, why not give gender the repect belief deserves? ))

Barchar: (That is simply not the case)

Fanta: ((ha diane broke her wrist

tEmMiE: (( lets dissagree to agree ))

Barchar: (I don't know where you heard that definition, but it is an incorrect one)

Ant: (( This just became a religious debate for no reason. ))

tEmMiE: (( ^^^ ))

Fanta: ((This is why I don't talk about religion here

Barchar: (More a language debate but eh)

tEmMiE: (( yeah, we're splittling hairs about definition at this point...

Fanta: ((SHIIIIIIIIT

Fanta: ((SHIT FAM THAT'S NICE

tEmMiE: (( MWAHAHAHAHA ))

Fanta: ((GET FUCKED DIANE

Barchar: (I was happy to leave what I said as an offhand comment, so let's just pretend I did and not worry about it)

tEmMiE: (( i concour ))

Drakon: (( i can't stop looking at this picture http://i.imgur.com/eRQXJj5.png

tEmMiE: (( or however its spelled lol ))

tEmMiE: (( dat pout. ))

Drakon: (( even http://i.imgur.com/76z8Ti1.png

Fanta: ((Legs closed for 30 minutes

Jäger Leyline: Your place

tEmMiE: ((I like it ))

Jäger Leyline: ((back, went to the store

Ant: (( the pout is better ))

tEmMiE: (( well its passed me bedtime ))

Drakon: (( I think I found a better picture

Drakon: (( gn

Ant: (( sweet memes ))

Drakon: (( http://i.imgur.com/R85HRfm.png

tEmMiE: (( I'll play roles with y'all later ^w^ ))

tEmMiE: (( thier microphonelooks like a lightsaber <_< ))

Muffet: she nods. "You coming, la mignonne, or shall you leave me and le gros morceau to our own devices?"

tEmMiE: (( or a robot phalus ))

tEmMiE: (( bOi~! ))

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Barchar: She shrugs. "What'd you prefer, Jager."

Fanta: ((Cya

Drakon: (( The ultimate one

Drakon: (( I found the best one

Drakon: (( http://i.imgur.com/Q9ELA0I.png

Ant: (( dem eyes

Barchar: Dreamy

Drakon: http://i.imgur.com/8B7asqG.png

Drakon: http://i.imgur.com/AwzajMP.png

Jäger Leyline: Its us 3 tonight

Jäger Leyline: unless fellby magically shows up

Muffet: "The foursome minus one." she agreed, walking over to the anydoor. "Come along, dearies."

Drakon: ergh can't fucking get enough of him

Drakon: i like seeing him scream into the mic

Jäger Leyline: picks up BC walks over and picks up Muffet

Jäger Leyline: lets

Barchar: "Oh, I'm in the air now."

Muffet: she smiles. Her tail wraps around his arm. "I shall be our noble guide through the land of my brothel."

Drakon: fuck

Drakon: i just cried because of a song from The Strokes

Fanta: ((Meanwhile I'm listening to the abortion song in episode 6

Barchar: The closest I've gotten to crying because of a song is when you go by Jonathan coulton. Dude usually does comedy, but FUCK he can hit you hard sometimes

Ant: (( Bo Burnham almost made me cry at the end of Make Happy ))

Drakon: This fucking song

Drakon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knU9gRUWCno

Drakon: How the fuck did this make me cry

Jäger Leyline: just point the way then lass

Muffet: she guides them over to her room. Her actual room. Where she slept before she got her own house

Ant: (( It's upbeat sounding but the lyrics are kinda down. It's likeabout just tryin to get through shit or something))

Jäger Leyline: sets them down on the bed

Drakon: (( It's just

Drakon: (( fuck i'm still crying

Ant: (( Plus it sounds nostalgic

Drakon: (( It's the lyrics

Drakon: (( The lyrics is what gets me the most

Ant: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZ7pEL92qho for some reason this song got me recently. I like need to listen to it every day. ))

Drakon: (( http://i.imgur.com/acsr8Pd.png

Drakon: (( This puts me off of Young the Giant forever

Ant: (( Like I'm learning to play it because I feel like I need to learn to play it ))

Drakon: (( the strokes and julian casablancas have become a major part in my life now help

Jäger Leyline: puts the two together, and gets on top, "Ready for some fun"?

Fanta: is in the house

Ant: (( but then there's this song by the same band: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQNv2sY7Ge0 ))

Muffet: "What I'm here for, gros morceau."

Barchar: "Born ready."

Jäger Leyline: I might actually get tired this time

Muffet: "I'll do my best."

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Barchar: "Don't bite his head."

Muffet: "Unless he asks for it, la mignonne."

Fanta: ((i could watch another episode or sleep

Jäger Leyline: statrs wuth BC

Barchar: (sleeeeeep)

Jäger Leyline: (slepp

Fanta: ((Nope already started episode 7 no going back

Ant: ((Welp. Im gonna sleep.

Jäger Leyline: ((hit the pause button

Ant: (( gn ))

Jäger Leyline: (gn

Fanta: ((gn

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Fanta: is snugged to gotefam on the couch, all sleep

Loni Leyline: -is home

Jäger Leyline: l hi fanta

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline].

Fanta: is asleep

Fanta: ((Episode just ended

Loni Leyline: ((night

Fanta: does wake up doe, barely, making a spot for loni to snuggle in if she wants

Loni Leyline: snugglez with fanta the

Loni Leyline: then

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Loni Leyline: (oi

: ((Hello))

Loni Leyline: (suo?

: ((Suo?)

Loni Leyline: sup*

: ((Lying in bed. Just woke up))

Loni Leyline: (ah

Loni Leyline: (sounds fun

Azalea: -She, at some point, got into the snuggle with Hywel Fanta and Loni.-

Loni Leyline: is face first in Fanta boobs

Azalea: "Loni...?"

Azalea: -She shakes them a bit.-

Loni Leyline: mhhh?

Loni Leyline: hey Azalea

Azalea: "Hey."

Loni Leyline: how are you

Azalea: "Good."

Azalea: -He pulls Loni away from Fanta's boobs, and into hers.-

Loni Leyline: was about to.do that

Loni Leyline: Elos gone

Azalea: "I know."

Azalea: "He's probably just back at that timeline."

Loni Leyline: yeah

Loni Leyline: starts rubbing her face in therr

Azalea: "Wanna go to our room?"

Loni Leyline: sure

Azalea: "Or are you satisfied mixed between Fanta and your husbando?"

Loni Leyline: nah

Loni Leyline: gets up ans walks to tge bed room. swaying her hips

Azalea: -She follows behind, staring at the swaying hops.-

: Hips*

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: ((yee haw

Loni Leyline: lays down

Loni Leyline: (oi

: ((Hello))

Loni Leyline: anything you want to do?

Azalea: -Ahe lies down with her.-

Azalea: -She feels her up a bit.-

Azalea: "If you're in the mood."

Loni Leyline: lets it happen

Loni Leyline: uhh ummm

Azalea: -She keeps doing this.-

Azalea: "Shall I go get the potions?"

Loni Leyline: its......uh...your choice

Azalea: -She gets the aging ones. And a couple other ones.-

Loni Leyline: ..okay....

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Loni Leyline: what potions did you get?

Azalea: "Aging, and two that change you to a guy."

Loni Leyline: really? you wamna be a guy?

Azalea: "Thought we should try it."

Loni Leyline: oh okay

Loni Leyline: you should go first tbough

Azalea: -She nods, and drinks both potions.-

Loni Leyline: drinks the aging potion

Loni Leyline: ages up to 25

Azalea: -As does she.-

Loni Leyline: wow your hot as a man

Azalea: "Yeah?"

Loni Leyline: ....you look a bit like.....hywel

Azalea: -She takes off the shirt. She does have a striking resemblence to Hywel.-

Azalea: "Noooo, he's a butt."

Loni Leyline: you look just like him

Loni Leyline: sound like him too

Azalea: "Well, now you can pretend."

Loni Leyline: but Im over him

Azalea: "Yeah, but you probably still think he's hot."

Loni Leyline: (lemme finish a mission in xcom2

: K

Loni Leyline: welllllll

Loni Leyline: hecis

Loni Leyline: he is*

Azalea: "Yep."

Loni Leyline: so uh does it fell werid?

Azalea: "Yep."

Loni Leyline: Ive never really seen a....well

Azalea: "Oh, alright."

Loni Leyline: did you....look yet?

Azalea: "Yeah, I did when this happened before."

Loni Leyline: before?

Azalea: "Reeber when we stole the potions?"

: Remember*

Loni Leyline: yeah

Azalea: "Kinda had to see it, used the bathroom a couple of times."

Loni Leyline: but we did steal a potion that changed gender

Loni Leyline: didnt*

Azalea: "Yeah, we did."

Azalea: "We stole a lust one and a gender changing one."

Azalea: "...And I'm supposed to be the one with bad memory."

Loni Leyline: oh

Azalea: "Anyways."

Loni Leyline: ((okay

Loni Leyline: okay, you take lead

Loni Leyline: ((B to the O to the D to the E to the N

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Loni Leyline: ((I'll get on OW, you can meet me there

: ((K))

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Horse: a horse slams open the door mid sex

Horse: "*You're"

Horse: And then he's gonw

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Loni Leyline: ((it really didn't happen

: ((Fuck))

: ((My save file is corrupted))

: ((There goes all my progress, I was on the last temple too))

: ((The shadow temple isn't even that hard))

: ((The real enemy: shitry iOS emulator))

: Shitty*

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Loni Leyline: (damn

Loni Leyline: ((that blows

: ((Sure does))

Loni Leyline: (ow?

: ((3ds version is gonna be easier to control anyways. And yeah, I'm getting on rn))

: ((Are the servers down?))

: ((Oh it needs to update))

: ((Thanks battle.net))

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Loni Leyline: (almost done?

: ((Totally forgot about my 3ds version save. Also, halfway there))

: ((Gonna eat breakfast while it downloads))

Loni Leyline: (k

: ((Alright))

: ((It's done))

Loni Leyline: k

: ((You gonna invite to group or am I inviting))

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Barchar: (ooh are we playin overwatch)

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: ((Damn I don't have Overwatch

Barchar: (Looks like they're too busy overwatching to let others in anyways)

Barchar: (oh well)

: ((Ah

: ((Looks like we're stuck in the twilight zone

Barchar: (I say, good, sir, I do not know if thou hast read the news, but I believe that I should make thou aware of the recently discovered fact that [url=http://scotchtapeofficial.tumblr.com/post/149860632502]'tis[/url])

: http://65.media.tumblr.com/abd5259b6545c314d15b41d210fcb47b/tumblr_ocutg2ITQz1qk2cmjo1_1280.png

: Snorlax gets fatter throughout the years

Barchar: And then

Barchar: HE UNLESHES THE BEAST

: 20 years of eating

: Then the beast

: The beast is revealed

Barchar: he was been waiting

Barchar: eating

: Really though, Red must have a hard time owning a fucking Snorlax

Barchar: [i]learning[/i]

Barchar: [i]TO RISE FROM HIS SLUMBER AND BRING TERROR UPON THE LIVING[/i]

: Red just releases Snorlax

: "You do you"

: Snorlax goes out eating like 40000000 pounds of food

Barchar: And comes back an elder god of murder

Barchar: for revenge

: Red: Holy shit I'll use you in battle

: Gold comes

: Red sends out Snorlax

: Snorlax fucking rips apart Gold

: Red: Holy shit

: Red: Thank fuck I'm on Mt. Silver

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Barchar: Snorlax: B͞R̬̺̫͈̲I̮̦̠N̵̦̤̫G̗̀ ̦̣M̴E ͝Ụ͓̤̞̫͔N͘T͠O̟͍͕͍̻ͅ ̶̗̮͖̫ͅT̝̥̪ͅH͖̪̜͇̩̱́È̞͎̩̙̫ ̥̕W̷̟̰̰O̮RL̮̼̹͚͇D̰̟͉͜

Barchar: Red: "How about no"

: Red: "I'm not letting a demon out"

Fanta: https://i.redditmedia.com/Lpm5j5NrT67kt3udOpMF0PACzGiSyqwnskNxGdSWThc.png?w=716&s=d4dad2636efd35c1ecf011e5b19807ed

: ((I just saw that

: ((I'm not sure if it's sarcastic or not

: What

Barchar: I can confirm it's sarcastic

Barchar: it's a reference to a book series, where a comic that uses that 'punchline' is supposed to be intentionally unfunny

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Drakon: http://i.imgur.com/x5FJFb5.png

Barchar: yungcha

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Fanta: ((Yo

: ((Hello))

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Barchar: (hi again bread)

Loni Leyline: ((hey

Drakon: (( So I made another fun tag for 42

Drakon: (( Basically generates a CSGO killfeed based on your input

Drakon: (( http://i.imgur.com/rG666d4.png

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Loni Leyline: ((Flame

Loni Leyline: (wanna try ow now?

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Barchar: (Sorry, can't. We're gonna be starting dnd before too long)

Fanta: ((WHAT OK

Fanta: ((Episode 9 is killer

Fanta: ((I clicked back here for the last second

Loni Leyline: (FLAME!

Fanta: ((The literal last second of the episode

Loni Leyline: ((Haven't you seen the new Jontron episide!?!

Fanta: ((And had to doubletake and rewatch it

Loni Leyline: ((You'll go to hell if you play DnD!!!! It corrupts you

Barchar: (I'm gonna summon ctulhu bby B)

Loni Leyline: ((I was about to make a joke about that but then I remembered a rule

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Loni Leyline: ((Fred Bread

: ((Hello))

: ((It's like 1:31 how are you not asleep))

Loni Leyline: ((its saturday

Loni Leyline: ((err sunday

Fanta: ((This fucking episode

Fanta: ((I'm 7 minutes in and it's already escape from LA on steriods

Loni Leyline: ((finishing a model atm, once I'm done I'll be going to bed

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Asmodeus : -He is lying on the couch in the bar, asleep, most likely.-

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Drakon: http://i.imgur.com/9opLbVq.png

Drakon: This fucker doesn't know how to turn off notifications

Jäger Leyline: -is busy-

Jeska or Jekon: -lives elsewhere-

Loni Leyline: busy?

Fanta: ((Shit bout to go down

Muffet: she is also busy

: ((Loni: hey Jäger, how's life?

Barchar: is probably asleep

: ((Jäger: I'M GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS OVER HERE

Barchar: (Jager: "I'm in a relationship with Barchar, and at least fucking two prostitutes for free")

Barchar: ("Bsically I'm drowning in poon")

Jäger Leyline: -has always been drowning in the poon-

Fanta: ((Diane being a cunt

Loni Leyline: ((well she is wonder woman

Muffet: but now he's drowning in BETTER poon

Fanta: ((oh here we go

Fanta: ((its about to happen

Fanta: ((Jesus

Fanta: ((Fuckin hell todd, pc, and diane all knocked out in one episode

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: ((yee haw

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Ant: (( hello ))

Drakon: ((yo ant

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Ant: (( TIL one of my favorite albums was made in just 2 days: one day to write all the songs and 1 day to record ))

Ant: (( Some of my favorite lyrics are just placeholders that never got changed ))

Drakon: (( i can write an album in two days

Ant: (( I mean...I could probably write lyrics in a day but the note would take longer cause I still need to learn stuff ))

Ant: ((*notes not just a note))

Barchar: (If it was just one note you'd be ace)

Ant: (( What? ))

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Barchar: (It's a figure of speech. Means you'd be good.)

Ant: ((oh))

Ant: (( I just saw a reddit post in which someone put an electronic music album on cassette. y tho? ))

Barchar: (Irony)

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Fanta: ((FUCK THIS KEEPS GETTING WORSE

Ant: (( I'm actually gonna try writing a song. Hopefully it's not terrible ))

Ant: (( I'm reading a wiki how on writing song lyrics and the example it's using is Let it Go ))

Drakon: (( I just sit down and rhyme a bunch of words and try to be cryptic

Fanta: ((Is this goddamn season just 'kill off as many characters as possible'

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Ant: (( I think I'm gonna stop going in with the intent of writing about something specific because that unneccesarily limits the meaning of a song before it's even finished ))

Ant: (( I keep trying to be to specific ))

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Ant: ((*too))

Drakon: ((k))

: ((Write a song about dank memes

: ((Maybe a rap about dank memes

: ((Call it the Dank Rap

Ant: (( I can't rap for shit tho ))

Drakon: (( make a Strokes style song about writing songs

: ((Then make a beautiful song about dank memes

Ant: (( Meme sonnet ))

Ant: (( The Ballad of Dank ))

Drakon: (( I can contribute

Drakon: (( I can revise

Drakon: (( i can break out of my modern disguise

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Ant: (( I should probably write the notes first tbh ))

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: https://youtu.be/-1GadTfGFvU

Ant: ((y tho))

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Fanta: ((That's how you end a fucking season

Fanta: ((Goddamn

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: ((Hello))

Ant: (( yo ))

Fanta: is sleeping with smol

: Smol as in Smazzy?

Fanta: smol as in smol son

Fanta: smazzy hasn't spoken or done much of anything in a few days

Colton: smol son is also sleep

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Hywel: "..."

Hywel: "Fanta, I'm bored."

Hywel: "Wake up."

Fanta: is still sleep

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Fanta: poke?

Hywel: -Poke.-

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Colton: -Fanta kills u for wresting her from her slumber-

Fanta: grumbles and wakes up

Fanta: "What"

Hywel: "Morning."

Hywel: "Afternoon, actually."

Fanta: "Go back to sleep it's like.. 1"

Hywel: "Fanta, it's the afternoon."

Fanta: "I know, it's too early"

Barchar: (Hywel: "This is when normal people wake up, Fanta.")

Barchar: (Fanta: "Reeee fucking normie)

Hywel: "Fanta, that's abnormal."

Fanta: "You're abnormal"

Fanta: "I'm tired"

Fanta: "Colton's tired"

Fanta: points to the smol she is cuddled with

Hywel: "I'll help fix your sleeping habits."

Fanta: "My sleeping habits are fine"

Colton: he hasn't gotten the most sleep ever the past [???] years of his life, so

Colton: he's sleeping a while now that he actually can

Fanta: idly pets

Hywel: "Coltan, U can understand, but not you."

: I*

Fanta: "You misspelled it"

Fanta: "Colton, with an o"

Hywel: -He'a talking, Slarv.-

Fanta: yes

Fanta: he misspelled his speech

Colton: it's right there bitch

Hywel: -It would most likely sound the same. Plus, that was a mistake.-

Colton: he's not tanned

Colton: he's...tonned. I guess. He weighs a lot?

Colton: whatever

Fanta: hywel misspells his own son's name

Hywel: -No, he doesn't. It's a fucking mistake, Jesus Christ.-

Fanta: ((https://images-2.discordapp.net/.eJwFwUsOgjAUAMC79AD9QXnIksSoGEKM4mfZQC0Q4DVtZWO8uzNf8vEzKcgQowsFY_0YOvQ9DRG9toZaRDsb7cZAO1yYjlF3w2LWGJjIEwEZgMoUVzzPOWdSCuB8J5RKAECqNGONuczYvvdVnT6tnW6tLL2rDuWK-r7VKT6OzbTxa3k6v6hbLfn9AbHfLlE.NBkC785vGCDfyF_ZXsEq-4nY4-4.png?width=399&height=230

Fanta: coletrain

Fanta: colslaw

Colton: [sub]"no...not...with a u...."[/sub] he mutters, before snorting and waking up. "...Morning."

Fanta: "Morning"

Hywel: "Morning."

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Fanta: "Why did you wake us up"

Hywel: "Let's do something."

: Hywel wakes up his family when he can easily do shit by himself

: Hywel is a lazy asshole

: ((Like))

Fanta: "What"

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: ((That's how you is listed AD all the time, I'm starting to think you've ran out of ideas. "Lazy asshole" Cares for his wife and kid, and is the only one who wants to be awake))

: ((10/10))

: I mean Hywel can't even spell his own kid's name right

: He probably doesn't even care about his son

: He would leave him in a dirty ass hole

: To die

: Hywel has been literally fucking trained to do that

: ((Again, that was a mistake on my part))

: So you are Hywel

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: ((I don't think you're understanding))

: ((How typos work))

: ((Unless you're really actually attempting to annoy me, which in that case, that's kinda rude.))

: I understand how typos work and I'm not trying to annoy you

: So neither

: ((Then how can you not understand))

: ((That a typo))

: I know

: A typo

: Doesn't reflect

: What the character says

: In that particular situation

: ((Then what was your entire point in all that))

: Nothing

: I was just bored

CryingEevee OOC: ((frisky was just being frisky))

Frisky: I'm sorry Frisky but you're being an asshat

: I know

Frisky: C'mon, pull yourself together

: Fine

: I will

Frisky: Thanks

: Np me

CryingEevee OOC: ((an amazing thought about the CaU house idea, while everyone's doing stuff downstairs frisky is just peaking down from the stairs occasionally commenting on what everyone's doing))

Frisky: Anyways, Frisky, what have you been doing lately?

: Eh

: Relaxing I guess

: Nothing much

Frisky: Oh, cool

Frisky: I'm doing the EXACT same thing!

: That's because you're a dumbass

Frisky: Frisky.

Frisky: Don't.

: Okay?

Frisky: You just can't call yourself a dumbass!

: I mean, that's true

Frisky: Like, seriously

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Frisky: You're an asshole still

: I guess

CryingEevee OOC: ((Uncovered: the ramblings of a madperson on a online chatroom))

Frisky: No, they're mad

: Fuck no they're mad

Frisky: Nooo, you're a mad person

: YOU'RE a fucking mad person!

Frisky: -sigh- Bloody hell

: Okay, I'll stop

Frisky: Good

Frisky: I'll appreciate it when you stop fucking talking, which you won't

: True

Frisky: I might as well leave

Frisky: Byeeeeeee

: Bye

: Geez, I don't know why I did that

: #boredom

Fanta: has one ear flopped over her head

CryingEevee OOC: ((#shoutouttofrisky))

Hywel: "Come on, it's seriously unhealthy to sleep that long, Fanta."

: No it's not

: I've slept until 1:00 PM before

: When I went to sleep at like, 12:00 AM

CryingEevee OOC: ((i've slept to 5 while going to bed at a.. okay time))

Fanta: "I've slept late my whole life"

Fanta: "And I lived to 18031 and counting!"

Fanta: sounds triumphant

Hywel: "You couldn't die.@

Hywel: "You have a real body now."

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: ((Are you awake Yaz))

Fanta: "That's not important"

Fanta: "I've had the same sleep schedule for longer than most countries exist"

Fanta: "It's never failed, aside from that one time"

Fanta: "I can still feel the ants.."

Hywel: "...Yeah."

Hywel: "Let's go to lunch or something."

Fanta: "Ok"

CryingEevee OOC: ((i never asked for this. i never asked for brisk. i never asked for frisk.))

: Fanta: NOT THE ANTS! NO, NOT THE ANTS!

Fanta: "How about we head over to the auschwitz training facility?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((apparently the new deus ex has a bunch of references but also has a difficulty mode of "i never asked for this"))

Hywel: "What?"

Fanta: "The auschwitz training facility"

Fanta: "It's a new restaurant"

CryingEevee OOC: ((i have human revolution, i should play it.))

Fanta: ((I still need to play deus ex

Fanta: "One of those trendy new age places"

Hywel: "Let's not."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i should finish hotline miami 2. that's something i should do now that i have a working controller))

Fanta: "I heard it was really good, though"

Fanta: "They've got the most efficient ovens in town"

CryingEevee OOC: ((because for some reason i just couldn't get bwhind the keyboard/mouse controls. could be that i played the original on ps3 first))

Hywel: "Wow."

Fanta: "That's the tagline"

Fanta: "You think I'm kidding, this is the ad"

Fanta: hands him a flyer

Hywel: "Let's go somewhere else."

CryingEevee OOC: ((actually, i'mma play a bit of pokken. haven't done that in a while))

Fanta: "Where?"

Fanta: ((I still can't believe I managed 2 gameovers on laharl in his solo chapter

Hywel: "Dunno. Real good Italian place not to far from here."

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i just realized something. in pokken pokemon can mega-evolve from a synergy burst. so if we take pokken even slightly canon, that means that there are alternative ways to mega-evolve than just mega stones))

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, and in pokemon super mystery dungeon there's the awakening emera, but i count that less as canon than pokken))

: ((I mean it's a spinoff

: ((It's not exactly canon

: ((And you will not mega evolve from awakening emeras in PMD

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CryingEevee OOC: ((well pokken is more plausible than mystery dungeon a least))

Fanta: "Oh?"

: ((Auron mega evolved due to an alternative source jsyk

: ((That's not how you usually mega evolve in my arc

Hywel: -He nods.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm just saying, it might be a possibility to see pokemon in the main games mega evolve from things that aren't mega-stones))

: ((Right

: ((That's interesting

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CryingEevee OOC: ((or at least maybe in a gale of darkness-esque game))

CryingEevee OOC: ((we haven't had one of those since gen 3))

: ((Mmmmmmmm, shadow Pokémon

: ((That's interesting

CryingEevee OOC: ((i want it so that maybe even just in like, a small side campaign, you can just steal anyone's pokemon in a shadow poke game))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((you wouldn't be able to transfer those into a main game though, probably, only purified shadow pokes/ ones you catch in the wild))

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: ((AH YES, CRIMINALS

: ((yee haw

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, in colleseum you are an ex-criminal, it's not too much of a stretch to just be a straight up criminal))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i should replay colleseum or gale of darkness))

CryingEevee OOC: ((the only match i lost this session so far was against a lucario... i am my own worst enemy i suppose))

CryingEevee OOC: (("zeno" this guy has green hair. and is an npc btw))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((gengar's burst attack DOES SO MUCH DAMAGE. it brought me to half from almost full WHILE I WAS IN BURST MODE))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((oh good, my new controller not one has the feature of being able to glow blue, but the blue flashes whenever the controller rumbles))

CryingEevee OOC: ((which is ALOT in hotline miami 2))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i honestly don't like how in hotline miami 2 alot of the levels are so open and all the enemies have guns and a larger viewrange than you))

Fanta: went to food

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CryingEevee OOC: ((welp, i think that's enough hotline miami 2 for now))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((edmund mcmillen is asking people on twitter how often they poop))

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CryingEevee OOC: https://twitter.com/edmundmcmillen/status/772179119094181888

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Fanta: ((Psychonauts or doom

Fanta: ((Which should I play

Fanta: ((doom 1, not bethesda doom

Drakon: (( neither, they both fucking suck ))

Drakon: (( jk

Drakon: (( you should play doom

Fanta: ((boi

Fanta: ((k

CryingEevee OOC: ((psychonauts))

CryingEevee OOC: ((psychonauts is AMAZING))

Fanta: ((Ik

CryingEevee OOC: ((can't say anything for doom 1))

Drakon: (( stage 4: normalization http://i.imgur.com/KN3ouef.png

Fanta: ((I've played it

Fanta: ((Multiple times

CryingEevee OOC: ((i should replay it sometime. but my ps2 has broken cables))

Fanta: ((Aaaaaand I just realized I don't know where my doom disc went so

Fanta: ((Guess I'm playing psychonauts :P

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CryingEevee OOC: ((not a bad thing though))

Fanta: ((Ye

Fanta: ((I 100%ed it before

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh yeah, wasn't psychonauts 2 confirmed to be funded now?))

Fanta: ((All figments

Fanta: ((Yes

Fanta: ((Coming 2018

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh d00d i can't wait))

Fanta: ((Steam won't start it

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh))

CryingEevee OOC: ((well))

CryingEevee OOC: ((option 3?))

Fanta: ((Option 3 is go to the .exe file

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Drakon: (( I feel like /r/UT is fucking ignoring me

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Fanta: ((Doing the bullshit punching minigame now

CryingEevee OOC: ((punch it raz punch it?))

Fanta: ((Yes

Fanta: ((Finished it

Fanta: ((That was cancer the first time I did it, but ya gotta get all the ranks <.<

CryingEevee OOC: ((actually, when you beat the game you can't go back to the overworld right? so then you're locked out of anything you didn't collect before the point of no return))

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Fanta: ((Yeah but it autosaves before the final battle

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i really wonder why they did that. lock you out of the overworld. also [spoiler]psychonaut raz should've been a unlockable costume[/spoiler]))

Fanta: ((Lotsa games do it

Fanta: ((Doesn't really matter, it just goes final boss then ending

CryingEevee OOC: ((well they let you keep playing to let you get figments and such, i don't see why you couldn't explore the overword more))

Fanta: ((What do you mean? I thought you could explore the overworld

CryingEevee OOC: ((no))

CryingEevee OOC: ((where the brain tumbler (i think that's what it's called) would be there's just nothing))

Fanta: ((oh

CryingEevee OOC: ((and to cash in psychic cards you used the [spoiler]fortune teller in meat carnival[/spoiler]))

Fanta: ((Finally got that awful figment in the tunnel

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CryingEevee OOC: ((you going for every figment?))

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Fanta: ((I did it before, I can do it again

CryingEevee OOC: ((gl))

Fanta: ((Why is the goddamn tutorial so hard

CryingEevee OOC: ((i dunno. i never thought basic braining was too hard. i never went for all figments though, if that's what makes it hard))

Fanta: ((All figments is hell on levels with sliding sections

Fanta: ((Plus that turret

Fanta: ((Ech

CryingEevee OOC: ((turret wasn't too hard))

Fanta: ((AND you have to play the punching game 7 times with it getting harder each time to get a rank up

CryingEevee OOC: ((i didn't even know you could play it more than once))

Fanta: ((You can

Fanta: ((It's torture

Fanta: ((50 points in 75 seconds

Fanta: ((Losing a point every time you don't hit one

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CryingEevee OOC: ((sounds terrible))

Fanta: ((It is, not that bad this time, but that's because I spent 3 hours on it before

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Drakon: someone's rping maxwell in /r/UT

CryingEevee OOC: ((is it scribblenauts maxwell or don't starve maxwell? or something else?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's scribblenauts maxwell. they stole my idea. sue them. or better yet kill em))

Drakon: http://i.imgur.com/O4bCqxu.png

Drakon: i'd kill anyone for you

CryingEevee OOC: ((kill the maxwell and bring me their notebook))

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Drakon: http://i.imgur.com/dGOaxbk.png

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CryingEevee OOC: ((the maxwell friended me. i shall control him from the shadows by giving him "ideas"))

Drakon: (( you better fucking accept my request

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Drakon: (( welcome to /r/UT, shit really sucks there

Drakon: (( everybody's injured and knows some variation of healing

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: ((And here I am

Drakon: (( http://i.imgur.com/CNNSjJz.png

: (([I]Planning exciting shit for my arc[/I]

Drakon: (( my new discord avatar. anybody knows what the fuck that is

: ((It's A E S T H E T I C

Drakon: (( no

Drakon: (( it's the logo for some indie band called battle tapes

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Drakon: (( cryptic as [i]fuck!1111 omg so edgy amirite???/i]

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Drakon: (( so edgy it fucks my formatting up

Drakon: (( i need more cryptic-looking symbols to use

Drakon: (( three octagons laid on top of eachother with a biohazard symbol

Drakon: http://i.imgur.com/1iiEEya.png

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: ((Flame_warp : Darkrai is bill cipher meets Willy Wonka 23

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: (('Ello, Smol

Smolster: (hi!

: ((I assume MV's still doing shit and is going to come here in a couple hours?

Smolster: (yeah probably

: ((Ah

: ((How are you?

Smolster: (i'm good! i went out for my birthday

Smolster: (how about you?

: ((I'm doing fine, just relaxing

Smolster: (nice, nice

: ((Also, happy late birthday!

Smolster: (ty!!

: ((You're welcome, I should of said that earlier

Smolster: (it's fine

: ((So, today I've kind of done, like

: ((Nothing at all

: ((Except relax

Smolster: (relaxing's nice)

: ((Right

: ((I've also played some vidya games too

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: (('Ey, Laharl

: Ey

: Currently at grandparents, life is fineeeeee.

: Beautiful.

: Laharl: My grandfather has flashbacks of the Vietnam war

: Laharl: It's not fun

: ((He actually does have literal flashbacks

: ((But he hasn't had one for a while

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: He shoots at Laharl

: Laharl: WHAT THE FUCK, YOU RUINED MY COMPUTER

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: Laharl: what

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: ((Someone's RPing The Shadow, Giygas, and theres a maxwell in /r/UT

: ((Whats up CE?

CryingEevee OOC: ((maxwell isn't me. and the shadow isn't someone i'm rping, it's just the alias i'm using and giygas was a jok))

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: ((Alright

: ((This was too CE for me to let fly, good to know you're there