E: >for my arc

Avanne: ((like if its constant, id get a bit pissy, but stay mostly chill

: ((B I T C H T I T S

E: >realize i won't be able to listen to them until it happens

CryingEevee OOC: ((the word chill triggers me. also bae. and bruh. and godeem.))

Avanne: ((is this the apache helicooter

E: >realize it won't happen for months

Barchar: (But there are some people who just get really pissed off if you can't tell their preferred gender at a glance)

E: >rip those songs for maybe half a year

Barchar: (which is kinda troublesome)

: ((http://imgur.com/gallery/PHcMDXZ

CryingEevee OOC: ((he's a helicopter, but not an attack variant))

E: this isn't in the rules, but iirc that r word is kinda bad here

Avanne: ((it is

E: alright, should be in the rules then

CryingEevee OOC: ((i think r2 used to just be "things that people weren't okay with"))

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Yazan [Yazan].

: ((Add bitchtits to the rules

Avanne: ((idfk

: ((Bitchtits triggers my half cousin Jerry

E: r2 used to just be mainly the serious part of it

Avanne: ((i dont fucking care

E: r2 should just be a list of things that aren't okay to say

E: i should just stop saying just

E: just every sentence

Barchar: (We really should NOT make r2 very long though)

Barchar: (Like, we shouldn't just ban every word we don't like)

E: it won't be, there's not too many bad things

CryingEevee OOC: ((i should stop using words as filler. like:like, yeah and, yeah, umm, uhh, well))

: ((Anyone feel like some sweet ass PMD?

: ((Minus the sweet ass

: ((Sour ass*

Barchar: (tbh I think the r word thing is kinda too much, but that's just me, I don't have any huge problem with it)

E: ce that's like saying we should stop ellipses

: ((Nono, not sour ass

: ((Ech

: ((OKAY

CryingEevee OOC: ((savory ass))

: ((Anyone want to do PMD now?

E: spicy ass

E: yes

E: i am here purely for it

CryingEevee OOC: ((pmdew it))

Avanne: ((there are people here that are hurt by it

Barchar: (but If we get even past this level, it's just...no)

Avanne: ((im ready to do pmd

E: oh hey, i guess i can listen to music that has lyrics

Barchar: (which is why I don't mind it being there, even if it seems a bit silly to me. But, again, I think we need to keep ourselves under control here. We don't want to just suddenly strike out a bunch of shit because somebody gets slightly bugged by it)

CryingEevee OOC: ((hey tri, ever listen to the pokken ost?))

Barchar: (I doubt we will, highly)

Barchar: (but it is a thing)

E: nop

Avanne: ((yeah

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's good))

E: time to listen to it

Barchar: (Y'all can start if you want, i need to wash dishes)

Barchar: (be back in 30)

: ((ALRIGHT SO

: Fuck no

: ((I need a little clarification

: Let's wait for Flame

CryingEevee OOC: ((about?))

: ((Which R word are we talking about here

Avanne: ((if it hurts others and/or causes an anxiety/panic attack

: ((Cause I can think of two that are no-nos, are we referring to the word retard?

E: [spoiler]retard[/spoiler]

Avanne: ((the slur against yeah that one

Barchar: (oh wow now i feel important)

E: mv don't click

Barchar: 9

Barchar: (oops)

: ((Yes you are

E: 8

: ((Alright

: ((Everybody is

CryingEevee OOC: ((i was assuming the "r-p-" word?))

: ((I'm personally not really offended by it

: ((Also, sudden Laharl

: ((sorry about the gif

Barchar: (yes, the one what is a thing with mental mishaps and the thing what is a thing with nonconsensual intercourse)

: ((Laharl: IT'S A PMD PROMOTION

E: it's alright swood, you didn't know

UnexpectedGimli: "AND MY AXE"

: Fuck you Gimli

E: kek

: Go eat your axe

Barchar: (if it makes you feel any better ck, as somebody who couldn't give less of a shit about the word, i found the gif funny)

Avanne: ((oh guys just a heads up ive had a kinda shit day so

: ((So we're now waiting for Flame 'cause

: ((We can't go with three people

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh. it never phased me that that word was used))

CryingEevee OOC: ((in that gif))

: ((Also gotcha MV

Avanne: ((im a bit irritable

E: alright

E: is ok

: ((Alrighty

Avanne: ((thanks for understanding

: ((-nods-

E: pokken is dubstep...?

E: that was unexpected

CryingEevee OOC: ((pokken HAS dubstepish stuff))

CryingEevee OOC: ((listen to dragon's nest))

: ((MV I really got some Schyro vibes from "thanks for understanding"))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i think you may like that one))

: ((Just something I noticed

E: well, 25 seconds in, and yes

Avanne: ((huh

Yazan: ((we talking about offensive words?

: Swood [] disconnected.

E: yeh

: ((No

Avanne: ((ive been saying thanks for understanding for a while

E: i mean sorta

Avanne: ((no yazan

E: not any more

Avanne: ((not anymore

CryingEevee OOC: ((you know, i don't want to offend anyone, especially mv. but i don't see how, or why someone can have a word affect them so much to the point of being hard to breathe and such. i understand how something can cause something like that, but a single word?))

Yazan: (always late

E: memories

Avanne: ((memories

Yazan: (it triggers an association to a recall of their past

Avanne: ((tri beat me to the punch there

E: i deed it

E: what the fuck

CryingEevee OOC: ((but if it's memories, wouldn't let's say, r2 have that association too? it means the same thing))

E: my left speaker just fixed itself

Yazan: ((the term is called chosen traumas

E: and this theme got more epic

CryingEevee OOC: ((and mv KNOWS it means the same))

Avanne: ((in my mind i associate r2 as "please dont talk about the thing"

CryingEevee OOC: ((the mind is a tricky place...))

Avanne: ((i know its the same meaning but i have forced association away from it

E: there's even trickier mind tricks

CryingEevee OOC: ((we have someone who is heavilly affected by a word, and someone who created life in his head))

E: blind people think in concepts

Avanne: ((which is why i can look at star wars merch

Avanne: ((r2d2

: ((Yazan

E: also, if you start thinking about how you think, your head explodes

Yazan: ((yo

: ((How do you avoid stabbing your eyes out with your fingers when saluting

: ((Cause i'm gonna fucking lose an eye if I have to keep saluting to every single person on my campus

: ((You salute like the Nazis, duh

Avanne: ((aim for the eyebrow

Yazan: ((put your middle finger to your eyrbrow

: ((I do that

: ((Thumb pressed, etc.

: ((Life sucks when everyone is your superior

: (( /s

Yazan: ((go to the brow then

CryingEevee OOC: ((something is paining me that i'm not saying it, but it would pain me to say it too))

Yazan: ((which is why you become an officer

E: feel better soon ce

: ((I plan to

: ((So far this place can be summed up in a song

: ((Laharl, you should make homemade ink grenades

CryingEevee OOC: ((america fuck yeah?))

: (("WE'RE ALL ABOUT THAT HACE, BOUT THAT HACE, BOUT THAT HACE"))

: ((And bomb your school

: (("LEFT HACE RIGHT HACE ABOUT HACE"

Avanne: ((dont take friskys suggestions

: ^

: ((They're fucking awesome though

Avanne: ((theyre bad ideas 98% of the time

: ((Dude if I did that I would legit get shot

: ((Like, this is pretty much a military school, there are fuckin rifles

: ((That's the point /s

CryingEevee OOC: ((let's make a jet shaped like a blue-eyes white dragon. become seto kaiba.))

E: ce, thank you for showing me pokken ost

Avanne: ((how about we take bikini bottom, and push it somewhere else

CryingEevee OOC: ((you are welcome))

E: you indirectly lead to me accidentally fixing my speakers

E: lead me to*

CryingEevee OOC: ((great))

E: they just have to stay in this position

E: if i move them, fuck

CryingEevee OOC: http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Blue-Eyes_White_Dragon_jet

: ((I wonder how the fuck Sandy got to the bottom of the damn sea

: ((Sandy Cheeks

: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Avanne: ((in bikini bottom

MageVaati: (( ͡ ͜ʖ͡))

CryingEevee OOC: ((nick used to slip a bunch of dirty jokes in, iirc))

Avanne: ((with mr. krabs and the krusty krab

Avanne: ((and the main character is a sponge

CryingEevee OOC: ((also i've heard all this 50 times before))

: ((ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW MR. KRABS?

Avanne: ((which is one of the lesser-used tactics to contain menstruation

: ((Hey guys

: (( http://imgur.com/9opHC5V

: ((You had one job

E: wow

: E [E] is now Syphon [Syphon].

Avanne: ((that brightened up my day

: ((Hmmm

Yazan: ((well the adults have to be entertained while they watch cartoons with their kids

Syphon: quick everybody brighten mv's day

: ((We could probably kick off CaUTale

CryingEevee OOC: ((do we have the peeps?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((no))

Avanne: ((chimes not here

Syphon: https://i.imgur.com/yFdZY8B.png

CryingEevee OOC: ((no chime))

: ((No wait we don't have Chime

: ((And they won't be back till tuesday iirc

Yazan: (-shines a flashlight on Mv- there

: ((And PMD is today

CryingEevee OOC: ((that was our problem last time we wanted to do this))

CryingEevee OOC: ((and yeah, pmd))

Avanne: ((thank u yazan

Yazan: (np

: ((Also

: ((I keep fucking slamming the hell out of my shin

: ((Laharl: DAMN YOU, DINKLEBURG!!!!!!!

: ((WHile trying to rifle spin

: ((That rhymed

Yazan: ((thats just muscle memory

Yazan: ((practice it and youll get it

CryingEevee OOC: ((hnngggg the feeling when you both want and don't want to say something and it just eats away at you))

: ((I literally have a welt the size of a small golf ball on my shin from slamming the butt of my rifle into it

: ((Cool

Barchar: (hi)

Avanne: ((the little blobby cutie omg

: ((hi flame

Avanne: ((yo

: ((CE

Syphon: yay u did it

: ((If you're that desperate

Syphon: i*

: ((Just PM it to me and i'll say if its safe or not

Yazan: ((or me

CryingEevee OOC: ((no, it's not based on anything that breaks rules))

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's just me being so nervous and unsure))

Avanne: ((if its directed at me just pm me

CryingEevee OOC: ((no, it's nothing remotely bad))

CryingEevee OOC: ((or directed at anyone))

Syphon: just something that happened irl?

CryingEevee OOC: ((i...yes?))

: ((oh

Syphon: ah

CryingEevee OOC: ((kinda))

: ((CE is Tri

Syphon: i know what happened to him then /s

CryingEevee OOC: ((you already knew that))

CryingEevee OOC: ((then tell the rest of the class tri))

Syphon: ce's problem is...

Syphon: ...he gained

Syphon: 1

Syphon: pound

: http://imgur.com/B02davK

: Good luck

Syphon: sorry but i had to say it ce

: Weight doesn't mean jack shit

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'll just wait until i feel completely fine with talking about it))

Syphon: it was a joke kek

: It's only a problem if you're like, 600 pounds

Avanne: ((thats fine ce

: I know

: Also, that's fine CE

Syphon: it's fine ce

: [url=http://imgur.com/B02davK]YOU HAD ONE JOB[/url]

: ((In other news, I got to see Little Shop of Horrors today

: ((Well, half of it

Syphon: neato

: ((I'm never getting that goddamn dentist song out of my head

Barchar: (cool)

: ((or the other one

Avanne: ((also, laharl, how about i piss in the rooOMGNICE

: (("LOOKS LIKE PLANT FOOD TO ME"

Barchar: (COME BE A DEEENTIIIST)

Yazan: ((well if need to talk about CE

: (("LOOKS LIKE PLANT FOOD TO ME"

CryingEevee OOC: ((because despite you guys being very understanding and cool, my mind will beat itself up about this if i think about saying it. both for not saying it, and wanting to say it.))

Avanne: ((*on the roof

CryingEevee OOC: ((and now i have a headache))

Avanne: ((iktf ce

Syphon: rip

: ((iktf ce

Barchar: (if I were you, I'd just say it to get it off my chest)

: ((I've had that happen before

Barchar: (but well)

: ((I felt sick keeping it in

Yazan: ((then just pm larharl or someone

Barchar: (I'mn not you)

Avanne: ((iiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII am your dentist, and a success

: ((Like shooting puppies with a BB Gun

: ((I poisoned guppies and when I was done

: ((I found a pussy cat and bashed in his head

Yazan: ((they do that here in korea

Syphon: :(

Barchar: (oh)

Barchar: (uh)

Barchar: (wow)

: ((something something YOU HAVE A TALENT FOR CAUSING PAINNNNN

Yazan: ((the BB gun thing

Barchar: (damn korea)

: ((SON BE A DENTIST, THEY'LL PAY YOU TO BE INHUMANE!

CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, i know i WILL be fine with saying it, once well, something happens. but that hasn't happened yet.))

Avanne: ((i have the script somewhere but im not about to get off my ass and find it

: ((After the movie ended we all stayed after

: ((And just

: ((Grouped up with our phones and played Plants vs Zombies

Syphon: i'm overlistening to dragon's nest

Syphon: cri

Avanne: ((surprisingly appropriate choice

Barchar: (no zombos)

CryingEevee OOC: ((i do it too tri, just give it a break after a while))

: ((I'd like to say i'm the fucking god of vasebreaker

Barchar: (but there are definitely plants)

Syphon: it's hard to live and not listen to music tho

Syphon: silence hurts

CryingEevee OOC: ((have rainymood then))

Runner: "Hello hello hello!"

: https://thesingaporebeacon.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/eatcat.jpg

Syphon: hmm?

Runner: "Guess what time it is!"

CryingEevee OOC: ((that works for me))

Avanne: ((also, i was in the play at my school, i ended up as a zombie

CryingEevee OOC: http://www.rainymood.com/

Barchar: "Hi."

Runner: "Time for you to lose another chair!"

: Fuck off Runner

Barchar: "Pity."

Runner: Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

CryingEevee OOC: ((rainy mood stops the silence well enough, and i like the sound of rain, so ye))

Syphon: that's kinda helping, but without playing music, music plays in my head and adds to the overlistening

: Anyways I'm gonna take a shower

: When I come back we'll do PMD

Syphon: so i'm just listening to music in my head while this is going on

: Little do you realize, the bomb on the chair just exists to distract Barchar.

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, that'll happen tri. just... focus on the sound of the rain))

Grillby: .................................The shit I put up with.

Syphon: alright

CryingEevee OOC: ((drown the music with rain))

: Avanne [Avanne] is now Grillby [Grillby].

Barchar: distract

Barchar: barchar

: The real threat is the bomb that's currently stockpiled behind Grillby's fridge, primed to send it flying across the bar.

: legally married to CryingEevee524 [] joined chat.

CryingEevee OOC: ((relax. all that))

Barchar: "By the way, there's one behind the fucking fridge. I'd make sure you weren't in the way."

: "Aw."

: "Well, not like you can do anything about it."

Syphon: i'm tired now ;-;

CryingEevee OOC: ((don't TRY to not think of music, just think of other things, but not diliberatly so))

Grillby: sidles over to not be in the way.

Runner: "After all, we know what happens when BC tries to grab live ammunition!"

Syphon: i love sleeping to rain

Syphon: ...

Syphon: i'm gonna sleep to this every night

Syphon: thank mr ce

CryingEevee OOC: ((i do too. but since i'm on the second floor...))

Barchar: "You make me spend a day to get my body back."

Barchar: "Because you're a douche."

Runner: "By the way it's amplified."

: KABOOM

CryingEevee OOC: ((also did you not know about rainymood?))

: The fridge flies across the room, perfectly pointed to try to hit SOMEONE in the flight.

: The person it hits?

Syphon: i knew about it, but i didn't know what it was

: Merasmus.

: Sorry merasmus.

Barchar: but how

Grillby: .....................

Barchar: he's in the fridge

Syphon: but merasmus is in the fridge

: The explosion knocked the wizard out of the fridge.

Barchar: "...Okay. Fuck it. You're forgiven for that one."

: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.

: And then the fridge landed on him.

: What is even like, Runner's goal

Syphon: oh okay

Barchar: be a fucking pain the ass

Barchar: as in

Barchar: he's said himself

Runner: Damn right

Barchar: that is his only goal

Syphon: anyway, rainymood will help me sleep but i still have my music problem

Runner: "Oh right." The chair explodes, splintering everywhere.

Barchar: this is blatantly fake runner anyways

: Well yeah he's being a successful annoying fuck

CryingEevee OOC: ((also [url=https://mynoise.net/]this[/url]))

Syphon: even worse i love music that's amazing the first time

Asmodeus : -He didn't even look up.-

Runner: "There's also one in the couch."

Syphon: aka songs that you are not at all supposed to overlisten to

Runner: "Wanna fish for explosive couch bombs again, BC?"

Asmodeus : -He looks very deep in thought, not moving at all. Literally.-

Barchar: "Oh god fucking dammit you dickbag."

Grillby: looks to see if the fridge is salvagable.

: The fridge is fine, theres a reason they put grenades in there.

Grillby: ...........................

: Merasmus is somehow alive.

CryingEevee OOC: ((tri, you really need to give it a bit of a break, like i HAVE to have background sound, but have like, your favorite youtuber in the background and not ONLY music))

Barchar: She sighed, getting out of the way of the others and picking it up. "Another day wasted..."

DamnDude: [[ "My hats, of course!" ]]

Runner: It doens't explode.

Grillby: gets a forklift and brings the fridge back

Runner: It's a very good replica that's meant to LOOK like a grenade, act like a grenade on the inside, etc.

Syphon: i'll try that

Barchar: "..."

Barchar: "Why."

Runner: Except it's gunpowder is just replaced by black-dyed sand.

Barchar: she...pockets it.

Barchar: never know when you're gonna need a fake grenade.

: Yazan's connection timed out.

Runner: "But seriously though."

Barchar: hey bread, remember when she had a dog? because I didn't for like two weeks

Runner: In the corner of the bar, black...paint flies everywhere.

: And you though I would have remembered.

: Thought-8

Runner: Hid a fucking ink bomb in the bar.

: Thiugh*

Grillby: ..................Listen. Can you cut the shit?

: I'm just gonna stop that there

Barchar: No, i didn't

Barchar: which is why I phrased it like that

Asmodeus : -Still motionless and inattentive.-

Barchar: she sighs. "I'll help clean it up later."

Runner: "...Shit."

Small Endogeny : -He, uh... Went on an adventure.-

Grillby: ......If it gets me annoyed, it's time to stop.

Runner: "I think I literally just ran out of hidden explosives that won't nuke the entire timeline."

Barchar: "..." she doesn't know whether to trust him

Barchar: "You'll probably just manage to slip under cover of me having just been fucked and plant mor.e"

Small Endogeny : -He can help soak up some ink.-

: It*

Runner: "Probably? I dunno."

Runner: "Guess i'll have to settle for the snipers, sigh."

: ((Did runner say sigh))

: Yes he fuckin did

Barchar: "You've got to be kidding me."

: ((Goddamnit))

: Barchar is hit in the back of the head with a large, flying, nerf dart.

: From miles away.

Barchar: "..."

Barchar: "You have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME."

: And then another.

CryingEevee OOC: ((brv))

: And then another.

: And then the bar window is suddenly a torrent of nerf darts.

: Theres a guy out there with a nerf minigun.

Syphon: He wakes up. "...What the hell...?"

Barchar: she's driven into the wall. She's really pissed off.

Ed: -walks into the bar, and has an immediate look of, 'What the hell'-

: Frisky "hah" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Runner: "Alright, i'm gonna go now."

: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Ed [Ed].

Barchar: "Hi, Ed."

Syphon: He ducks, wishing he had enough MP for Barrier.

Runner: "Those guys have over 3000 nerf darts at their disposal."

Runner: "Have fun!"

Barchar: "Runner is a douche. I mean. You new. But still."

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] joined chat.

: The walkie blips off

Barchar: she's just gonna take it like a woman

Smol Asriel: still with the dust and the owl and shit

Ed: "...Y'know, I'm supposed to be the unlikable one here but you guys keep pissing people off somehow."

Smol Asriel: ((I'm pissed at people irl right now

Endling Asriel: -He gets to Smazzy, and kneels by him.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((ah yes, "brv" that stands for...))

Syphon: Hi Slarv

CryingEevee OOC: ((be right...))

CryingEevee OOC: ((vee))

Barchar: "Oh, no, runner is just a douche."

: ((Hello))

Barchar: "We did basically nothing."

Smol Asriel: like i said, just dust, owl, chair, and broken jar

Syphon: Being Real Villanous

CryingEevee OOC: ((yes))

Barchar: "Lua did something. But the rest of us, no."

CryingEevee OOC: ((that workd))

Syphon: villainous*

Grillby: ((be ready, victini

CryingEevee OOC: ((i am being real villanous))

Barchar: "He's said himself that he literally only wants to be a pain in our collective asses."

Colton: asked Fant a question

CryingEevee OOC: ((well, victini is this month's mystery gift))

Colton: where 'the scary asriel' was

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] disconnected.

Grillby: ((ye

Female Asriel: she responded

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.

Endling Asriel: -He's looking for Smazzy.-

Ed: "What can I say, I guess you all have the greatest asshole magnets from what I've seen"

Smol Asriel: would never leave his owl

Syphon: "...I mean, there's technically an infinite amount of assholes, so.

Syphon: "

Syphon: fuck

Endling Asriel: "...Chara."

Colton: Oh. I forgot.

Endling Asriel: "Had to have been..."

Hywel: -They said they didn't know.-

Smol Asriel: hell chara could have been a huge dick and put his clothes in the dust pile

Colton: he's worried

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok. i feel if i say the thing i want to say... i dunno, i'm just... fearing the worst. and "my shadow's the only one that walks beside me" IS [sub][sup]somewhat[/sup][/sub] relevant))

Smol Asriel: kicks open the anydoor to the bar with only his underwear on, and a v for vendetta mask, the severed head of jfk in one hand

Syphon: "..........."

Colton: to him, somebody suddenly disappearing tends to indicate that they're waiting to kill his ass

Smol Asriel: "WHAT'S UP BITCHESSSSS"

Ed: shrugs, then grins saying, "But hey, at least you only have to deal with me when I literally have nothing better to do..."

Barchar: "Hi Asriel."

: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.

: you mean the Guy Fawkes mask

Smol Asriel: "Sup"

Smol Asriel: ye

Syphon: "I'm just..."

: Grillby's connection timed out.

: Frisky "hah" Whiskington [] joined chat.

Syphon: He falls asleep again.

Ed: "...Oh hey what did I say, your asshole magnets are still working perfectly fine."

: ((And I'm back

Smol Asriel: "Where's that prostitute bar?"

: ((What the fuck

Barchar: "It's code is in the anydoor, kid."

: Grillby [Grillby] joined chat.

Barchar: "You also realize theyre not going to let you in."

Smol Asriel: "Thanks Barchar"

: "well"

Smol Asriel: "You're cool"

: "he can"

Barchar: i mean, the barkery has to be a default

Barchar: "Yeah, sure."

: "he just can't let anybody stop him"

Smol Asriel: punches the code in and goes there

: Grillby's connection timed out.

: "you get some, brother"

Muffet: the second anybody sees him, they push him riiight the fuck back out.

Ed: "..."

: ((Does anybody want to start PMD right now

: ((Or nah

Syphon: Sure

Barchar: (yes)

CryingEevee OOC: ((sure))

: (( sure

: http://i.imgur.com/UYVfTac.png

: ((Then let's fucking do it

Smol Asriel: "What the fuck"

Barchar: "You are a small child."

Barchar: "It is a whorehouse."

Smol Asriel: "I am a top tier shota"

Endling Asriel: -He walks in through the anydoor, kinda just crying and looking upset.-

Barchar: "do the math. The math, for the record, is 18 - x = y, x being your age. If y is less than or equal to 0, you're allowed in."

Smol Asriel: "Oh shit"

Smol Asriel: throws the head out the window

Barchar: "Hi, Asriel."

Smol Asriel: hides behind the couch

Endling Asriel: "I saw you."

Endling Asriel: "Get over here!"

Barchar: "Yeah. They're behind the couch."

Endling Asriel: -He starts going to them.-

Barchar: "They tried to go into a brothel."

: Smolapeño [Smolster] disconnected.

Smol Asriel: "Noooooo"

Endling Asriel: -He's honestly just not listening. Not in a rude way, but in a busy way.-

Smol Asriel: is covered in the blood of the innocent

Ed: just takes a seat at the table, "So when did the goats go fuck themselves. I don't know these two, but last I checked something's gotta be fucked up with the bloody one"

Smol Asriel: fingerguns ed

Endling Asriel: -He holds them down, pinning them to the floor. Unsurprisingly, the goat with seven human souls and all the monster souls is actually pretty strong.-

Smol Asriel: is pinned

Smol Asriel: "Sooooo?"

Ed: "I didn't want your approval you complete waste of time"

Smol Asriel: "Cool prank right?"

Endling Asriel: "You're staying here until you let Smazzy back."

Endling Asriel: "No it was not cool."

Smol Asriel: "Ugggghhh"

Barchar: "Ed. You know about timelines."

Smol Asriel: "It was funny"

Endling Asriel: "Not really."

Barchar: "Just more Asriels. There's been a whole lot of them in this bar."

Ed: shrugs, "I know, I don't care."

Asmodeus : -He's honestly just being creepy with how still he is, at this point.-

Barchar: "...[sub]in fact, ever since I got a body, that number has been dwindling. Hm.[/sub]"

Smol Asriel: "I thought it was funny"

: 6 Asriels walk into the bar.

Ed: "Yes, because every goat wants to be around the little girl who rats people out."

Smol Asriel: "You should be thanking me"

Endling Asriel: "It wasn't."

: All of them are wearing leather jackets and aviator glasses.

Ed: thinks for a moment, 'God damn it I was kidding'

Smol Asriel: "Because dipshit got out of his chair and into the pile, and he couldn't get back out"

Endling Asriel: "...This is gonna be really awkward when you give him back control."

Barchar: "Eh."

Ed: looks to the group, "So are all of you mute or too overconfident to say shit"

: "Somewhere in the middle," they all say in unison.

Smol Asriel: and he does, right then

Smol Asriel: "..."

Barchar: "..."

Smol Asriel: "Um..."

Endling Asriel: "..."

Barchar: "I'd make a comment about how lame you looked, but uh.

Ed: "Okay, we have six people with the combined intelligence of half a person. That's a new record."

Barchar: "I'm the one that's both in a leather jacket, and basically fanged. And pale. and rd-eyed."

Endling Asriel: "I can't use magic to put your clothes on, so I'm just gonen bring you home, and let you put your cloth-"

Barchar: "So that'd kinda suck."

Endling Asriel: "...I'm gonna go home and put your clothes on, and then, go get your wheelchair."

Barchar: EA is gonna put smazzy's clothes on?

Endling Asriel: -He picks Smazzy up.-

: 5 other of them disappear, leaving one behind

Barchar: kinky

Smol Asriel: "..."

Smol Asriel: "Ok...?"

Endling Asriel: -And heads to the house.-

: Yazan's connection timed out.

Endling Asriel: -He puts Smazzy's clothes on.-

: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.

: Yazan [Yazan] disconnected.

Endling Asriel: -And then goes to get his wheelchair.-

Ed: "Oh hey, we have around eight percent of a person's intelligence left in your group of one now.

Smol Asriel: kinky af

Smol Asriel: is pretty much silent the whole time

: "Not really."

Azalea: -Buuuut, Smazzy can see out of the corner of his eye, in the kids room, in the closet, which is pretty much closed, a wheelchair.-

Azalea: -But you know he may need some help.-

Barchar: ".16, then?"

: "$1.96 per gallon?"

Smol Asriel: "..."

Barchar: "Gallon of what?"

Barchar: "Grey matter?'

Smol Asriel: "Azalea..?"

: "Whatever you want it to be."

Azalea: -She Saint in the room.-

Barchar: "That sounds oddly suggestive.'

Azalea: -Gonna have to call for her.-

Amado: -OOORRR.-

Ed: "Okay, I was obviously being too nice saying you were that intelligent."

Smol Asriel: where was gote left

Barchar: "Yeah, uh, sorry bud, but I'm both taken and fucking shitty looking, so..."

Colton: which

: "It could be, like, juice, or something."

Colton: literally everybody in this fucking house is a goat

Amado: -The kids room. Amado is in there, dusting everything.-

: "Or air."

: "Cold, rising air."

Amado: -He wasn't in there while he was getting dressed though.-

: >cold air that rises

Barchar: "You don't weigh air in gallons."

Amado: -He just started dusting.-

Ed: "..."

Smol Asriel: "Hey"

Amado: "Hey, little man."

Ed: "How much longer until I can say this goat boy's brain dead and he's just spouting bull shit"

Barchar: "If I had to guess? Maybe three sentences."

Amado: -His thick, stereotypical Mexican accent is there, still.-

: ((Ah shit

Smol Asriel: "Can you get that wheelchair?"

Amado: "Okay."

Ed: "Wow, I was gonna go for one, maybe two."

Barchar: (what's wrong laharl)

: ((Nothinnnng

Barchar: "I'm nice like that."

Barchar: (laharl tell me or i'll)

Barchar: (uh)

Barchar: (call miyu a fuckwit)

Barchar: (like a lot)

Balrog: [color=#4a331b](( I'll pulverize you ))[/color]

: Another 'braindead' Asriel appears next to the other one.

: (( J is calling Miyu her sister

Smol Asriel: "Thanks"

Amado: -He does that, and it looks like it has been modified, with motors and shit.-

Smol Asriel: ((Weeeeeew

Barchar: ([i]what[/i])

Smol Asriel: ((Laaaaaad

: ((How the fuck do I get through this

: (( http://i.imgur.com/ZVpYCZe.png

Smol Asriel: ((EVEN AFTER LAST FUCKIBG NIGHT

: Sage: "AURON YOU FUCKING MORON" PMD World: Auron burns down the forest. Dewt: rip PMD World: [GAME OVER]

Barchar: (Go "what the fuck are you talking about" ooc)

Amado: "This thing is bootleg."

Sage: auron the moron

GLaDOS: it's like goofus and gallant

Barchar: why the fuck did i do glados there

Smol Asriel: Laharl, after last night the world is your oyster

: I can fucking play Jay like a fiddle at this point

Smol Asriel: Yes

Ed: "Oh hey, we have something to compare to now."

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.

: The other Asriel looks at the braindead one.

Barchar: "Hi."

: "So, what's 10 + 10?"

Ed: "Oh hey, you're looking at your future self now, at this rate"

: ((Y'know in ZE

: The braindead goat blinks. "I'm feeling..."

: ((You guys shoulda immediately known I was Mantis

: "Half-Life 3 in 2006?"

: ((When I fucking posted a ListenOnRepeat linkl

Barchar: "Ding ding ding!"

Barchar: "We have a winner!"

Barchar: (prolly)

Amado: -He helps Smazzy into it, and then continues dusting.-

: asriel A can be assumed to be braindead

Ed: looked away for a moment out of boredom and couldn't tell who the hell said that last line.

UnexpectedGimli: "AND MY AXE!"

Ed: "Oh hey, I..."

Ed: "...?"

: The braindead one said that last line

: ((I knew you were Mantis from the start Laharl lol

: The braindead one gets pushed out of existance by the other one.

Ed: "Okay so you guys attract all the worst people, the braindead idiots, the goats, and the assholes."

Barchar: "And a succubus."

: (("I'm kinda seeing you nas a little sister, Miyu"

: ((How the fuck

: ((DId this reach this level

: "I would assume you use the word 'succubus' somewhat frequently."

Ed: "Also I don't even want to question the morality of what you just did, goat boy."

: "Don't worry, he's fine."

: "He has water and his favorite music."

Ed: shrugs, "Whatever you say, let's hope he isn't stupid enough to drown in there"

: "PMD World: [Drink your own piss?]"

Barchar: "I said it once."

: "I feel like he'll drown in his own tears after he finishes reading The Little Engine That Could."

Ed: "Yes, she prefers the term succubi. Can't handle any less than 2."

Barchar: "I can barely handle one."

: High Feast Laharl [] is now High Feast Laharl [Literally Satan].

Literally Satan: "You ever wonder if we should recruit some actually decent fighters to guard hell?"

Ed: grins, "Y'know what, I'm going to leave it at there"

Azazel: "What do you mean, I'm a decent fighter"

Barchar: "I'm not embarrassed about it, Ed."

: (( http://i.imgur.com/THYt6ry.png

: He laughs.

Muffet: she was alright before someone tried to make her use a damned gun

Literally Satan: "Well I mean, you're pretty good."

Literally Satan: "But you're also only one guy."

Literally Satan: "Like, ever wonder if we should fuckin' make hell robots?"

Literally Satan: "And have them build us a wall?"

Ed: "Yeah, but there's two problems with that. One, I don't give a fuck about who the hell you have sex with, and two why would I think you're embarrassed by it if you're the one who mentioned it."

Literally Satan: "I think a wall would do hell some good, y'know."

Literally Satan: "We keep letting these mexican demons in and shit."

Azazel: -immediately thinks of Trump bots-

Barchar: "You seemed to believe there was some amusing statement made by that sentence. Whatever."

Azazel: "With they have shitty hair"

: "Diane: Diane looks at Auron for a second, blushing"

Literally Satan: "Of course they have shitty hair, this is hell.:"

: of course the somewhat more intelligent Asriel didn't say that

: ahem

Asmodeus : "..."

: Sterling: I found shit.

Barchar: #17 Dewt: "Aw." #9 Sage: "Of course."

Ed: shrugs, "I can be amused by thoughts for different reasons"

Barchar: she shrugs, just sitting back in the couch

: "He's listening to Death Grips."

Asmodeus : -Still hasn't moved.-

Azazel: "Okay, as long as the robots don't try to take over and try to make this a shitty democracy, I'm all for the robots that want to make hell great again."

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] joined chat.

: ((Satan 4 prez))

Ed: (( It's Literally Satan VS Donald Trump Bot ))

Ed: (( I don't know who to choose ))

Barchar: (Satan's campaign statment:)

Barchar: ("vote for me, or I'll make your life in hell even fucking worse.")

: (("Vote Satan, and I won't fucking kill you and send you to hell two."))

: "It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes..."

Smol Asriel: is waiting

: ((Hell, again))

: ((The second hell))

Literally Satan: "Awesome."

: ((Mildly inconvinient hell((

Literally Satan: "Now lets make a special robot."

: legally married to CryingEevee524 [] is now >six asriels [6].

Amado: -He put him in the chair u dum.-

Literally Satan: "That just adds 10 more feet to the wall anytime they mention it."

Smol Asriel: "Thanks"

6: (( Mildly inconvinient hell, where the bed is too far from the wall outlet

6: (( The only wall outlet

: ((Fuck))

Azazel: "...That might be an issue"

Smol Asriel: wheels on back to wherever ea was going

: ((When you have that phone charger))

: ((Where you have to bend the cord, in a certain way for it to work))

Barchar: (hell 1 is the mildly inconvenient hell)

Azazel: "Isn't there still a limit to this place"

Endling Asriel: -He's walking back with the wheelchair, to the house.-

Literally Satan: "Well yeah."

6: (( And it bends back

Smol Asriel: "Oh, hey.."

Endling Asriel: "Oh. Well."

Literally Satan: "If the wall gets too high it'll hit right across the border of America."

6: (( It doesn't stay where you want it to stay

Smol Asriel: "They had one in the room, I saw.."

Ed: (( Hell 1 is mildly annoying Hell, Hell 2 is Somewhat Torture hell, and Hell 3 is Hell Hell ))

Literally Satan: "So I propose that, when the wall starts getting too high, we send a robot in to disguise himself."

6: (( Hell 4 is negative hell

Literally Satan: "We'll give him a codename, like Donald Trump"

6: (( Like a glitch world

Azalea: -She built that little motorized wheelchair to go a little faster than the same pace as a normal one, and also not need any work.-

Literally Satan: "And he'll make 'em believe they need a wall."

6: (( like Minus World or some shit

Literally Satan: "That way we won't have to tear it down."

Smol Asriel: well rip his BUFF ARMS then

: ((SWOL AF))

Azazel: "Yeah, half of America's stupid enough to listen to him anyways."

Literally Satan: "Yeah."

Azazel: "They'll think he's a person or something"

Literally Satan: "Heh, alright."

Literally Satan: "I'll send orders to begin making our wall from hell."

Azazel: "Wait I have a better idea to add onto that"

6: "..."

Azazel: "What if, we make his competition one of the rejected old demons who would obviously say they don't support the wall, but then let the wall built anyways."

Azazel: "Then we literally can't lose"

Literally Satan: "Yeah, one of the harpies."

Literally Satan: "And we can just...kill off the other guys slowly."

Literally Satan: "And we either get a harpy or a robot as president."

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: ((yee haw

Ed: "I say we let Joseph Stalin go up there as well in case somehow this all goes to shit"

Ed: didn't say that

: Ed [Ed] is now Azazel [Azazel].

Azazel: said that

Literally Satan: "Yeah, but we need to give him a new name."

Literally Satan: "How about Vladimir?"

Literally Satan: "Sounds cool enough, and uh..."

Literally Satan: He looks at the jar of Puteen sitting next to him.

Literally Satan: "Vladimir Putin."

Azazel: "I was thinking we drug him and call him Bernie. Say he's hip for the kids and he's secretly a communist."

Barchar: Poutine*

Literally Satan: "...Bernie..."

: ((scout 2016

6: so like

Literally Satan: "Hey, by the way, our door's getting kinda old."

Literally Satan: "We need to hire some sand-"

Literally Satan: "Sanders."

6: I will now introduce a character to /r/UT

Literally Satan: "Bernie Sanders."

6: With loud drum noises

: ((elect the scooty booty man into office

Asmodeus : "..."

Azazel: "Hell yes"

Smol Asriel: is silent

Smol Asriel: "..."

Endling Asriel: "..."

Literally Satan: ((Well the Miyu and Jay situation was handled quite well

Endling Asriel: "So. Sorry for uh... Being on top of you there."

Muffet: "HEH IT'S FUNNY CAUSE YOU SAID HELL"

Muffet: isn't there

Smol Asriel: "..."

Muffet: i forgot to s that

Literally Satan: "And we need some kinda name for the Harpy

Smol Asriel: "It's um.. fine"

Endling Asriel: "Chara took your clothes off and I didn't want them to do anymore:"

6: J asks for a hug from Miyu

6: 10/10

: PMD in a Nutshell: Sage is fucked

Smol Asriel: "Ok.."

Endling Asriel: "..."

Literally Satan: "Remember her haircut?"

Literally Satan: "Doesn't it kinda look like a giant Hill?"

Endling Asriel: "Do you feel awkward about it?"

Literally Satan: "Hill...Hillard...Hillary."

Endling Asriel: -He goes over, and hands Smazzy to he Owl plush. He didn't forget that.-

Literally Satan: "And she's kind of a cunt, and the last clinton left a bad taste in everyone's mouths..."

Literally Satan: "So Hillary Clinton."

: The*

Sage: there's a reason I changed his name to Sage the very unfortunate absol

Smol Asriel: takes that owl and hugs it immediately

Smol Asriel: "..."

Azazel: nods, "We can't possibly lose now"

Endling Asriel: "...That dust wasn't yours."

Endling Asriel: "..."

Smol Asriel: "....."

Smol Asriel: his hands are quivering a bit

Azazel: "They won't vote for a third party, that idea's just plain stupid"

Literally Satan: "We can always just, take Obama."

Endling Asriel: -He wheels him in, and picks him up, putting him in bed.-

6: http://i.imgur.com/loneON7.png

Literally Satan: "And recycle him into some new guy."

6: presenting Halla

Smol Asriel: doesn't do anything, he just hugs the owl

Blake: how

Literally Satan: "I mean, he's here, since his whole Muslim schtick says he's in hell before he's dead or something."

Blake: shouldn't she be a bit stuck

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

6: it was joke

6: it's some Niall guy who does some confusing shit

Literally Satan: ID LIKE TO POINT OUT

Literally Satan: THAT ME AND SLARV

Literally Satan: ME AND DD*

Literally Satan: DID NOT PLAN THIS FUCKING CONVERSATION AT ALL

6: that's funny

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Endling Asriel: "Do you want to be alone?"

Smol Asriel: "..."

Smol Asriel: "Please hold me.."

: Swood [] disconnected.

Endling Asriel: -He holds him close.-

Endling Asriel: "What else?"

Smol Asriel: "Just.. do that"

Smol Asriel: "Please.."

Literally Satan: ((THis Miyu and J interaction has gone surprisingly smoothly

6: >flowey >she

6: oh i get it now upon closer inspection

Barchar: oh boi

6: Niall's last name is Moon

6: I'll keep it at that

6: Niall Moon

Endling Asriel: -He nods, nuzzling his head into Smazzy's shoulder.-

Barchar: I don't get it

Endling Asriel: "I won't leave you, okay...?"

Endling Asriel: "I'll always be with you..."

6: I don't get it either

Smol Asriel: "..."

Smol Asriel: sniffles

Endling Asriel: "I'll always be here for you..."

Smol Asriel: "Thank you.."

Smol Asriel: is now crying

Smol Asriel: alot

Endling Asriel: -He just holds him close, and let's him let everything out.-

6: what should his middle name be

6: Sailor?

: ((Seaman))

6: niall butterfly moon

6: alternatively

6: Niall Balisong

6: but I'm sticking with niall butterfly moon

Smol Asriel: he does, very loudly

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami].

Chiaki Nanami: meanwhile

: Chiaki Nanami's connection timed out.

6: >meanwhile

6: >times out

Barchar: gg slarv

6: so I introduce Niall

Barchar: is she dead already

6: and I get an interaction with possibly one of the most weirdest RPers

Asmodeus : -Still unmoving.-

6: he BRB's as soon as I ask for his name

6: er, Niall asks

6: [i]fuCK THE DISEASE IS SPREADING[/i]

Barchar: "...Asmodeus?"

Asmodeus : -No response.-

Barchar: she tries to shake his shoulder. She's magic, so hey, she can do that!

Asmodeus : -He also has taken the ability to be coporeal-ish from the Mage.-

Barchar: still

Barchar: half-corporeal + half-corporeal = full corporeal, i guess

Asmodeus : -He gets startled, and falls into the couch. Like, into the couch, he's falling into the floor.-

Asmodeus : -People can touch him just he can't touch non people.-

Barchar: "...Asmodeus?"

Asmodeus : -He floats back up.-

Asmodeus : "...Hi."

Barchar: "Are you okay?"

Asmodeus : -There are some real tears, and the scar on his chest looks like he was actually just shot.-

Asmodeus : "Yeah..."

Asmodeus : -He looks tense.-

Barchar: "You've been staing off into space, like.'

Barchar: "all day."

Asmodeus : -After she says that, he kinda just... Curls up on the couch.-

Barchar: "...Uhm?"

Asmodeus : "I'm fine..."

Asmodeus : -There is an obvious "I'm not fine" tone in his voice.-

Barchar: "..."

Barchar: "No. Uh. No. You clearly are not."

Asmodeus : -Well to be fair he is bleeding out of a bullet hole on his chest. It seems to be quickly fading away though, back to a far. Quickly relative to actual healing, anyways.-

: Scar*

Asmodeus : "..."

Asmodeus : "I'm fine..."

Barchar: "Fine."

: >six asriels [6] is now legally married to CryingEevee524 [].

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Chiaki Nanami: ((Ok saw the new ep

Chiaki Nanami: ((Rip

Chiaki Nanami: ((Rip a dip dip

Asmodeus : "Yeah..."

: ((Chiaki is ded))

: ((I assume))

Chiaki Nanami: ((No but

Chiaki Nanami: ((She's in a room with junko enoshima and izuru kamakura and nobody else

: Frisky "hah" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Chiaki Nanami: after being finally let out of the broom closet, a couple days passed where they were unable to leave school grounds

Chiaki Nanami: ((Also komaeda got shit

Chiaki Nanami: ((*shot

Barchar: (Chiaki's death is very delayed)

Chiaki Nanami: ((She may not even die

Chiaki Nanami: ((She could become the mastermind of the future arc's killing game

Chara_Dreemurr: -They finally got the broom closet ending.-

Asmodeus : "..."

Chiaki Nanami: went to class as normal

Chiaki Nanami: then went to go investigate mikan tsumiki's disappearance

Asmodeus : -He isn't looking at BC at all, and kinda just slowly drifting away.-

Chiaki Nanami: along with komaeda

Chiaki Nanami: has not been heard from since

Chara_Dreemurr: -She isn't happy about this.-

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] is now Ryuko Mitarai [Ryuko Mitarai].

Ryuko Mitarai: fear not

Ryuko Mitarai: boy chiaki to the rescue

Chara_Dreemurr: "..."

Ryuko Mitarai: is on the ground, on one of the school pathways

Chara_Dreemurr: -Ahe goes looking for Chiaki, and stumbles upon him.-

Ryuko Mitarai: is both trembling, crying, and lightly screaming his lungs out at the same time

: Frisky "hah" Whiskington [] joined chat.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Sir?"

Ryuko Mitarai: "W-w-what?!"

Ryuko Mitarai: recoils

: Ryuko Mitarai [Ryuko Mitarai] disconnected.

Chara_Dreemurr: "You just lying there?"

Literally Satan: ((SLAR ARE YOU ON MOBILE

: ((SLAR IS GONE ITS ONLY ME NOW))

: ((And flame))

: ((And frisky))

: ((And you))

: PMD World: Dewt passes out before he and the Magikarp man participate in French kissing.

: #nocontext

: ;;what))

Barchar: (Frisky is making shit up on the spot n pmd)

Barchar: (We're having a good time)

: It's beautiful

Asmodeus : -He funsies floating away, and just lies there, in a half fetal position, half just lying down, curled up.-

: Finishes*

: Funsies is an auto correct option apparently))

: Sterling: ((i draw beautiful penises fuck u frisky

: ((What is PMD))

: ((What the fuck))

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Barchar: (what)

Syphon: Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

: ((BUT))

: ((WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT SHIT HAVE TO DO WITH POKEMON))

Barchar: (what)

Syphon: Nothing

Barchar: ()oh

: This is a particularly funny chapter

Barchar: we're going off the fuckin rails

Barchar: and it's a good time

: Aka you all wanted a fun chapter

: I delivered

Literally Satan: ((I guess I should say it

Barchar: frisky gon' give it to ya

Literally Satan: ((I was the one who voted Bullshit

Literally Satan: ((For the hell of it cause I wanted to vote on the strawpoll for no reason

Barchar: fuck waitin' for us to get fun on our own, frisky gon' deliva to ya

Asmodeus : -He just silently cries over in his little corner.-

Ryuko Mitarai: looks terrified

: (( i voted on bullshit

Ryuko Mitarai: also hasn't eaten in a solid month

Ryuko Mitarai: ((So did I

Barchar: (of coruse you did bloo)

: :

Syphon: interesting

Chara_Dreemurr: "...Come on, come with me."

: I went for a mix of fun and bullshit

Syphon: that's a nice topic bread

Chara_Dreemurr: "You look starving."

Ryuko Mitarai: "N-nanami"

Ryuko Mitarai: grabs Chara's shirt, getting on his knees

Ryuko Mitarai: "They're g-going to kill her! Please you.. have to.."

Chara_Dreemurr: "...What?!"

Ryuko Mitarai: hyperventilates

Chara_Dreemurr: "I will shank whoever the hell thinks they're gonna kill her!"

Ryuko Mitarai: "P-please.."

Ryuko Mitarai: aaaand he passes clean out

Chara_Dreemurr: -Can she even go save her.-

Ryuko Mitarai: no

Ryuko Mitarai: because idfk what's happening to her rn

Ryuko Mitarai: she's either A: Becoming a terrorist

Chara_Dreemurr: -Ahe tries to

Chara_Dreemurr: -Can't.-

Ryuko Mitarai: or B: Dead

Ryuko Mitarai: no, because the entrance is hidden

Ryuko Mitarai: inside a statue

Chara_Dreemurr: -And then picks Ryuko up, and heads to her dorm.-

Ryuko Mitarai: is very, very sick

Ryuko Mitarai: http://imgur.com/a/tUArH

Chara_Dreemurr: -She gets food and meds. If he's visually sick, anyways.-

Chara_Dreemurr: -Is assume so.-

: I'd*

Ryuko Mitarai: yep

Ryuko Mitarai: looks like he just got out of being held prisoner for months

: Frisky "hah" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Ryuko Mitarai: because he did

Chara_Dreemurr: -She tries to wake him, aslo getting some vitamins.-

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Ryuko Mitarai: TANGY TRYNA START SHIT

Literally Satan: TANGY HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED SHIT

Barchar: OH BOI

Barchar: Gimme the deets

: ((Me too fam))

Literally Satan: http://prntscr.com/cd5jhn

Ryuko Mitarai: http://imgur.com/a/sD21R

Literally Satan: http://prntscr.com/cd5jjw

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Ryuko Mitarai: http://imgur.com/a/Jt665

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Literally Satan: ((Tangy's a fuckin coward and won't reply

Barchar: (literally everyone else is like 'u fackin wot' )

: ((Tangy seems like an ass))

Ryuko Mitarai: ((Tangy is an ass

: ((I remember they banned someone the first time I was on that server))

Ryuko Mitarai: ((Tangy is the biggest douchebag rper I've ever seen

: (( boy, and I thought Ofna was a tad off

Ryuko Mitarai: ((http://imgur.com/a/UVL84

Barchar: (ba dum bhm)

Ryuko Mitarai: ((http://imgur.com/a/AfieB

: (( http://i.imgur.com/L8JpCfS.png

: ((So, what happened there, is Tangy said something on impulse, most likely jealousy, and didn't know how to recover when no one agreed.))

: ((Like, I don't see anyone siding with them.))

Ryuko Mitarai: ((Tangy's the same guy that decided to remove the hub

: ((what's that))

: (( serac's house

: (( apparently Grillby's is the hub now

: (( but I haven't seen any activity there lately

: (( everyone's just made their own house

Literally Satan: (("I regret ever saying words in your direction Entropy"

Literally Satan: ((DAMN FUCKING RIGHT YOU DO

: (( lmao ))

: (( In other news

: (( Bio calls a drawing strange

: (( http://i.imgur.com/X3GoWLY.png

Literally Satan: ((Bio made 'lewds' of one of Tangy's characters so

: (( http://i.imgur.com/3P36VE2.png

: (( Bio has no fucking room to talk

: ((I like that drawing))

: ((Although, it does look like they mirrored one half of a drawing))

: (( His self-given title "fuckmeister" is really just fucking annoying

: ((If they did that unintentionally, fuck, that's impressive))

: ((But if they literally mirrored it, that seems kinda lazy))

: ((But I'm not artist, so I may be talking out of my ass here))

Literally Satan: ((OH OH OH

Literally Satan: ((SMASH IS SHIT TALKING TANGY BEHIND THEIR BACK TO ME IN PMS

: (( L

: (( M

: (( kek

Literally Satan: http://prntscr.com/cd5liu

: Syphon [Syphon] disconnected.

: Smash is right, really

: ((Yep. They don't handle jealousy well, and and get jealous easily))

: ((Insulting someone they think are better than them to try and have others believe what they are saying, and think badly of them too, to get some more attention))

Literally Satan: http://prntscr.com/cd5lyj

: ((But you know. Nobody fucking agrees with them))

: Sage: "WHEN I SEE A SWEATSHIRT ON A TEENAGE FEMALE! IT ALMOST MAKES WE WANT TO JUST BREAK DOWN AND CRY" 9 Sage: "BUT IN A GOOD WAY"

: Sage: "BECAUSE SWEATS SURE DO LOOK KEEN ON TEENAGE FEMALES"

: Sterling: She's got her sweatshirt on, she's going going gone, she's got her sweatshirt on, she's going going gone.

Barchar: I'm over here making a song about sweatshirts and mv is the only one helping

: And teenage females

: Tangy's demise

Literally Satan: You need some rap lyrics?

: ((YOU CAN WEAR MY))

: No thanks

: ((SWEATSHIRT))

: Let them do it

: I rarely see Tangy anywhere outside zebraspace

: Laharl /r/UT respects you now

: I got into zebraspace by doing nothing

: I still wonder why the fuck they let me enter

Literally Satan: TANGY IS PMING ME

Literally Satan: TANGY IS TRYING TO

Literally Satan: HAH

Literally Satan: http://prntscr.com/cd5mzi

: just reply

: 'no'

: 'it's time to stop'

: 'you need to stop'

Literally Satan: Dude if Tangy tries shit

Literally Satan: I'm gonna fucking roast her ass.

: ((What))

: iirc tangy is a guy

Literally Satan: Ah

Literally Satan: Well if Tangy tries to ban my ass

Literally Satan: Lets see how they get through that

: banned for roleplaying

: kek

: (("Hey, I'm just gonna say all your characters dislike a character even though I don't have any rights to your characters. It'll be fonni jok HAHAH."))

: ((They will literally))

: ((Get so much backlash, and probably will get demoted))

: (( I really wait to see that

: ((And then will be toxic about it, and get banned eventually))

: (( I can't fucking wait to see that

: (( Tangy's fucking demise

Literally Satan: ((SMASH IS SAYING HE'LL BACK ME UP IF I GET BANNED

: (( I'll back you up too ))

: ((Eyyy))

: (( i gotchu fam ))

: ((Squad))

Ryuko Mitarai: ((I'll back you up

Ryuko Mitarai: ((Hell, I can get Senigrade to back you up

: ((Do it Laharl. Stand up to the bullshit))

: (( Pull a Keem and leak the DMs

: ((Squad squad))

: ((Team))

: ((Group))

: ((Pack))

: ((Other synonyms))

: (( Squad Pack

: ((Grab))

Ryuko Mitarai: ((Coalition

: ((My package))

: ((Flock))

: Laharl I gotchu fam

: I will defend you

: ((Laharl, you gonna speak your mind to tangy or be a lil bitch))

: ((Jk))

: ((It's honestly your choice))

: ((But I think I know what you're gonna choose))

: ((If you aren't already typing))

Literally Satan: http://prntscr.com/cd5og9

Literally Satan: Yeeep Tangy's a little bitch.

: REKT

: R E K T

: Azazel [Azazel] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].

Barchar: :((((((((((((((

Ryuko Mitarai: REKT

DamnDude: (( Did Tangy grow a mouth there ))

Barchar: Bitch you can put however many parenthesis you want, we're not gonna feel more sorry for ypu

: ((Tangy can only reply with unhappy faces, because they don't have a thick enough skin to take constructive criticism, and don't know how to argue against valid points))

: ((I can argue against anything))

: High Feast Laharl [Literally Satan] changed the topic to ":("

: ((Fuck, like, I'm an asshole))

Ryuko Mitarai: http://akphoto2.ask.fm/780/683/579/-169996989-1srf0t3-km5bfm2l8ip48e5/original/f8cdc380c6bbee30483e839a7b59958ba0331fc0aaf9626111ceb6647b82d4f5.jpg

: ((I'll argue))

: ((Until they get pissed and just agree with me so I'll shut up.))

Ed: (( "Because personally, I feel like the fucker shouldn't be a mod if he's going to be a spineless prick." ))

: ((SLARV))

: ((ITS NOT SUPPOOOOSED TO BE COLD))

: ((That causes blisters. Use lukewarm water.))

Literally Satan: ((Tangy has decided they're going to post only in Zebraspace from now on

DamnDude: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psXJBWuaO14 ))

: (( lmao ))

: ((By the way))

: ((Been a while since I played the water temple on the n64 version of OOT))

: ((Fuck the water temple))

Literally Satan: ((Tangy just left

: ((I can't even believe how convinient the touch screen on the DS was))

: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.

: ((Rip Tangy))

: (( RIP Tangy

: (( Got brutally rekt

: ((You scared em' off))

Ryuko Mitarai: ((Rip tangy

: ((Actually not rip))

: ((Rid))

: ((Rest in dicks))

Yazan: (hows the hurricane?

Literally Satan: ((SHitty, but it's kinda clearing out

: ((Not in a hurricane, it hit like, Georgia))

: ((Oh wrong person))

: ((You good?))

Yazan: (thoght it hit FL

Literally Satan: ((Well Louisiana's taking a storm right now

Literally Satan: ((Idk about FL

: Grillby [Grillby] joined chat.

: ((It hit north Florida))

: ((And I'm not there so lucky me))

: >when you're drawing and you realize that you have no artistic talent whatsoever

: Smolapeño [Smolster] joined chat.

: ((It is a cat one though, and is prolly gonna be fine, for those in it))

Ryuko Mitarai: ((Cat hurricane?

Ryuko Mitarai: ((Since when was that a thing

: ((There is also the fact that it's dying, into a tropical storm))

: Ryuko Mitarai [Ryuko Mitarai] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

: ((Cat one is category one))

Smol Asriel: has stopped crying, just holding Ea tight

Smol Asriel: very, very tight

Endling Asriel: "..."

Smol Asriel: ((Idk, I'm in tornadoland

Endling Asriel: -He is holding him back.-

: (( pacific northwest can be described as

Yazan: ((hey of shark tornado is a thing then thwre can be cat hurricanes

: (( rain land

: ((Last time there was a tornado down here, it didn't even touch the ground))

: ((Fukin))

: (( eventually there'll be a big quake that'll kill everyone in the pacific northwest

: (( so

: (( RIP me, in advance

CryingEevee OOC: ((rip))

: (( at least I got married before i died

: "Serious tornado threat targets Florida"

: Rip a dip

: See you all in hell

Yazan: ((youre not married

CryingEevee OOC: ((no you didn't bloo))

: Grillby's connection timed out.

: ((Nevermind))

: (( you're breaking my heart

: Grillby [Grillby] joined chat.

: ((Honestly, I love stormy weather))

: ((Like))

Smol Asriel: ((Last time there was a tornado here 4 of my neighbors houses got destroyed and the nuclear reactor powering half the state was almost destroyed

Smol Asriel: ((Rendering it powerless for a week

: ((Jesus))

: (( lolrip

Smol Asriel: ((And 378 people died

Grillby: ((holy fuckoli

Smol Asriel: ((I remember that

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh man))

Muffet: [Any preference on what exactly I make la mignonne's trigger, Leyline?]

: ((hahahhaahhahHahahaha

Literally Satan: [mighty wizard]

: High Feast Laharl [Literally Satan] is now High Feast Laharl [].

Barchar: (What's so funny frisky)

Smol Asriel: ((And that's just the people that died after the tornadoes came through for reasons, not the people killed in the actual tornadoes

Grillby: ((butter

Muffet: [you are not Leyline.]

Grillby: ((also goddamn

: [make it Mighty Wizard]

Barchar: (Jesus)

Jäger Leyline: [not much she gets pissed off easily]

Jäger Leyline: [mention WDG]

: Yazan [Yazan] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

Grillby: ((yaz, flame meant about hypnotism

Muffet: [Not what I meant.]

Muffet: [Unless your strategy is to turn something she hates into something she doesn't care about through positive reinforcement. Which is, I suppose, possible.]

Asmodeus : -He is a sad ghoat, half in a fetal position on the couch, dripping tears that phase through the couch, and blood which does the same, from the place where the scar is. Well, used to be. It looks like he wound just happened.-

Jäger Leyline: [oh shit thought you meant triggered. I dunno I cant keep up with the kids these days

: [will smith]

Muffet: [Then I shall, as they say, wing it.]

: Grillby [Grillby] is now Avanne [Avanne].

Muffet: [It's funny because I have wings.]

: [The Strokes is pretty good]

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Bojack [Bojack].

Jäger Leyline: [nah make it the phrase ....]

: ((Make it))

Bojack: the king of making children feel better enters the bar

: legally married to CryingEevee524 [] is now legally married to CryingEevee524 [Diane].

Bojack: ((Make it the entire navy seal pasta

: ((Triggers mctrigger face))

Diane: I will ruin this

Bojack: No

Bojack: Fuck Diane

Diane: walks in

Asmodeus : -Thw fuck is a bojack.-

Barchar: "...Horse."

Bojack: the horse from horsin around

Avanne: managed to fall asleep in the bar, somehow, on a chair.They awaken, see the horseman, and stay completely still.

: ((Is...))

Horse: HE"S A HORSE

Jäger Leyline: [Полис]

: ((Is that a dragon ball z character?))

Colton: he will fucking murder bojack if he sees him

: legally married to CryingEevee524 [Diane] is now legally married to CryingEevee524 [].

: [stop it]

: [this isn't CSGO]

Muffet: [I...will Google how to pronounce that.]

Asmodeus : -Meanwhile, nothing matters to him right now.-

Bojack: https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/articles/bojack%20escape%20from%20la%20main.jpg

Bojack: bojack and his wife

Jäger Leyline: [its polis

Avanne: hasn't noticed sadghoast yet

Bojack: who loves him very much

Muffet: [Good to know. I'll get on it later.]

: ((http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/2/24/Bojack_full_power_render.png/revision/latest?cb=20151128032606

: ((That))

Bojack: the horse walks up to the bar, and gets a drink from horseby

: ((That is a dragon ball z character))

CryingEevee OOC: ((it is))

Grillby: .............................

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's bojack))

Bojack: http://insidepulse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/5-bojack-caught.jpg

Barchar: has not once seen bojack

Bojack: bojack surprised at his dead father coming to visit him

Jäger Leyline: [when will it be done?

Bojack: while he was giving his daughter a lesson in fashion

: (( http://i.imgur.com/viRr8XH.png

Bojack: looks over at the couch

Muffet: [At my earliest convenience. Expect a newly implanted ghost girl when you see her tomorrow.]

Barchar: waves

: [btw muffet]

Bojack: "Hey"

Bojack: "Why is there a crying kid"

: [the mann brothers want you to know they want you over for tea in hell]

Avanne: <...If it doesn't work I swea--uh.>

Asmodeus : -No fuck you he isn't turning around.-

[L]: [color=red]<...>[/color]

Avanne: glances at the couch.

Avanne:

Barchar: "A lot of shit goes on here, Horseman."

Muffet: [Oh, lovely]

Bojack: "..."

Muffet: [Tell them I'm free all next Sunday]

Bojack: goes over and pokes the child

: [youll need a passport cause satan and azazel are building a wall to keep the mexicans out]

Muffet: [I'm French]

: [do you want a forgery cause im a mighty wizard that can get you a forgery]

Muffet: [And can warp in anyway]

Avanne: gets up. "...Hey. You alright?"

Asmodeus : -It's just cold, and he has no response. He obviously felt it, and is ignoring it though.-

: [good point]

Asmodeus : "...Y-... Y-Yeah..."

Asmodeus : -You are able to feel the blood and tears, if you touched it.-

Jäger Leyline: [is it something that can be undone?

Bojack: looks confused

Bojack: "What the hell"

Avanne: You don't seem to be alright.

Asmodeus : "...I'm not."

Bojack: "Why is this kid wet?"

Bojack: "I touched his head and now my finger's all wet"

Bojack: "It's nasty and terrible"

Jäger Leyline: [dont want this to backfire]

Avanne: He's crying and bleeding.

Avanne: Do you need anything?

Muffet: [Oh, it wears off after 3-4 hours or so. Long enough to enjoy yourself, and short enough to not be too much of a problem.]

Asmodeus : "Comfort..."

Muffet: [I also might be able to put an ending trigger in. Truth be told, I'd not found a reason to before now.]

Jäger Leyline: [oh good]

Avanne: goes to the couch and sits near the child.

Bojack: "Bleeding?"

Bojack: "Shit um.."

Avanne: Well, sort of.

: Frisky "hah" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Jäger Leyline: [give her one just in case]

Bojack: "What do you mean 'sort of'"

Bojack: "You're either bleeding or not bleeding"

Avanne: He's kind of dead.

: (( I'm going to uh

Asmodeus : "It doesn't hurt..."

: (( cook instant ramen

: (( what should I put in my instant ramen

Bojack: "..."

Asmodeus : "I just... Had flashbacks... They tend to be very realistic..."

Avanne: ((a pikachu

Muffet: [...silop. Why not.]

: (( ok

Bojack: with sarcasm that you can taste, "Ooooooh, okay"

Barchar: "Oh. I know the feeling."

Bojack: "I gotcha'

Bojack: "Right, I shoulda seen that"

Bojack: "Clearly"

Asmodeus : -I mean, he can touch, feel, and taste the blood. It's real.-

Bojack: yes

Avanne: puts a hand on his shoulder. "It's not happening right now. You're here, you're safe."

Barchar: "I still remember getting erased from existence in perfect, vivid detail. I could tell you the exact order in which the atoms of my body were destroyed."

Bojack: thinks Avanne is dumb

Jäger Leyline: [BC babe you.cool with this?]

Asmodeus : "I know that... That's not the problem... It did hurt until Barchar got me out of that state..."

Asmodeus : "I was in the middle of bleeding out... Those usually end when I actually due again..."

: Die*

Avanne: Oh...

Avanne: Do you just want to be held?

Barchar: [*Thumbs up*]

: Frisky "hah" Whiskington [] joined chat.

Bojack: "..."

Asmodeus : -He nods a bit. Blood is staining his shirt, a lot. It's soaked up a lot of blood.-

Bojack: is simply standing with a beer in hand, watching this shit

Avanne: hugs the ghoast.

Bojack: "Well yeah, I'm just gonna get out of here before I get implicated in manslaughter"

Bojack: heads on out

Avanne: By the way, monsieur, very strange things happen.

Bojack: ((http://67.media.tumblr.com/3617947ecf401e26003c3a9df4b82607/tumblr_o9t7cfYvFr1qz8z2ro1_500.png

CryingEevee OOC: ((garfield comics without garfield?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i love those))

: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.

: Avanne's connection timed out.

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Barchar: "Sure. Later."

Bojack: ((http://66.media.tumblr.com/5cbdf3984b082166cdc77e6e84bf3137/tumblr_o5wgshxI0j1qz8z2ro1_500.png

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Bojack: ((http://66.media.tumblr.com/b698573a4e36c54943375ae5d690c792/tumblr_o5a8kpTUMw1qz8z2ro1_500.png

CryingEevee OOC: ((http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.

Smolster: ( me http://66.media.tumblr.com/860c90f95745d6d033de45a2e45799a1/tumblr_ocskl4hOfl1qz8z2ro1_500.png

Avanne: You can let it all out.

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: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.

: Bojack [Bojack] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

Smol Asriel: is just being quiet now

Smol Asriel: ((Are we gonna go comfort tangy

Smol Asriel: ((Who needs comfort in voice

: Avanne's connection timed out.

CryingEevee OOC: (("the mortal body taints the powers of light and darkness"))

CryingEevee OOC: ((-me, when thinking of something i could do for... something))

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Smol Asriel: ((http://65.media.tumblr.com/d3f8840223004979ca21afd88379f867/tumblr_nuqlbdyel91qz8z2ro1_500.png

CryingEevee OOC: (("light and darkness are simply tools to carry out judgement"))

Muffet: she walks in, nodding at Barchar. "Ready, cutie?"

Barchar: she stands up. "Yeah. Let's go."

Smolster: ( http://67.media.tumblr.com/e78a793aad358d5240cfe3b6198d2395/tumblr_o6zcsrzsQR1qz8z2ro1_500.png

CryingEevee OOC: (("yeah, i have friends... they don't stay long. only my family does." -arac))

Barchar: Garfield minus Garfield is the story of a sad man named Jon Arbuckle, stripped of all dignity and hope

Avanne: ((it's me irl

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.

Avanne: ((im mostly kidding

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: legally married to CryingEevee524 [] disconnected.

: Avanne's connection timed out.

Barchar: Ironically, his troubles could be improved by the gaining of a real cat and dog, instead on the ones conjured within his diseased mind

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CryingEevee OOC: ((the light and darkness quotes were to be said by "consival"))

Smol Asriel: http://i.imgur.com/SXfBTdj.png

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Smol Asriel: http://i.imgur.com/jTXc128.png

Barchar: Hoo boi

Smol Asriel: http://i.imgur.com/sf9PAuY.png

Barchar: Is this how we defeat mobius

Avanne: ((send those to chime with no context so they get it on their return

Smol Asriel: ((Yes

CryingEevee OOC: (("You aren't worthless. You aren't broken. You deserve a chance. You deserve a lot. You deserve it all."))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((an anon?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai anon))

Avanne: ((hi anon

??: ((nope))

Smol Asriel: ((Tell me to send or not to send

CryingEevee OOC: ((aww))

Smol Asriel: ((Hi b

??: ((iz chuck testa))

Smol Asriel: ((http://i.imgur.com/sW5vWdu.jpg

Avanne: ((send them

CryingEevee OOC: ((chuck testa stopped being a meme years ago))

Smol Asriel: ((http://i.imgur.com/zlw3QyK.jpg

Smol Asriel: ((That's how you know it's b

??: ((its a retro meme now lol))

Smol Asriel: ((or maybe

Barchar: (Chuck testa is gold)

Smol Asriel: ((is that you

CryingEevee OOC: ((does this person talk like anyone we know?))

Avanne: ((send all of them

Smol Asriel: ((roth

??: ((who?))

Smol Asriel: ((shit

??: (( eenope ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, not roth))

??: (( heh, this is fun ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's me, dio.))

??: (( bet noone even guesses ))

Barchar: (Ant)

Smol Asriel: ((http://i.imgur.com/m39TnJN.jpg

Barchar: (Erron)

Barchar: (Somebody new)

Barchar: (Zero I)

Avanne: ((slarv send all of your inappropriate spongeboobs

??: (( nah been gone for a minute ))

Barchar: (whoever frisky is making play darkrai)

??: (( nope ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((space, the alternate version of time))

Avanne: ((bloo messing with us

??: (( I want to give hints, but I also want to keep watching you d00ds guess ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh d00d))

CryingEevee OOC: ((it IS me dio))

Avanne: ((laharl

Smol Asriel: ((It's laharl

??: (( then again, i'm just being an attention horse by doing that ))

Barchar: (Horse)

??: (( wrong ))

Barchar: (its slarvath)

Smol Asriel: ((Maybe it's Onimus

Barchar: (Time)

Avanne: ((frisky

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's the mysterious hacker known as "4chan"))

??: (( lol ))

: Frisky "hah" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Barchar: (dunno who the fuck onimus is because you're being a cryptic shit slarv :)

??: (( who is this mysterious hacker? but no...))

CryingEevee OOC: ((there's gaps between the words and the parenthesis))

CryingEevee OOC: ((keep that in mind))

CryingEevee OOC: ((that could be important))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((only sometimes though))

??: (( ooo yea letz make this a guessing game . . . ))

Avanne: ((wd?

Avanne: (doubt it

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Yazan [Yazan].

??: (( ayy friskayy ))

Barchar: (WDG)

Barchar: (Flame Warp)

CryingEevee OOC: ((they use "ayy" as a greeting. they're old))

??: (( heh, mayyybe ))

Smol Asriel: ((i have a theory but it would incite controversy

CryingEevee OOC: ((tell it then))

??: (( please do ))

Smol Asriel: ((Maybe it's tem?

??: (( FYCK

??: (( ya...

Smol Asriel: ((EEYYYYY

Barchar: (oh shit)

??: (( lololololol

Smol Asriel: ((That was not the controversial one

??: ((...

Avanne: ((AYYYYYYYYYYYYY howve you been

Smol Asriel: ((But yay i was correct

??: (( I've been depressed ))

Barchar: (Well bad news, bio has been gone for a while to a different rp and has gotten much worse)

CryingEevee OOC: (([sub]i don't think i'm familiar with tem[/sub]))

Avanne: ((aw, sucks

Barchar: (Oh, sorry dude)

Smol Asriel: ((Aw shit, sorry

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm varik btw, if that means anything))

CryingEevee OOC: ((also, feels bad man))

??: (( I tried to message them recently and idk how to reach them...))

Avanne: ((hokd on

Smol Asriel: ((He doesn't come here anymore

: Avanne [Avanne] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].

??: (( i wanna talk to them again... I miss them...))

Smol Asriel: ((But

Smol Asriel: ((He is on discord

: ((Oh, hi

Barchar: (yeah)

Smol Asriel: ((And I know how to get to him

: ((Bio is on the /r/UT Discord

??: (( I've never even been on discord... ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((if you really wanna, he's on /r/undertale's rp part of discord))

Barchar: (Just a heads-up, he's...deteriorated a bit.)

: ((Yeah..

Barchar: (In quality.)

??: (( ... i feel a bit at fault... ))

Barchar: (Nah)

CryingEevee OOC: ((don't))

: ((No, it was never your fault

MettatonSEX: ((your life comes first

Barchar: (HE was fine for our whole migratioj)

??: (( fair enough... ))

Smol Asriel: ((Hey, I can PM him the next time I see him

Barchar: (But tbh the UT discord isn't filled with the most competent rpers, and it rubbed off)

Smol Asriel: ((I'm sure he still wants to chat

??: (( ok so... discord rp... what should I know about it? as I said, never used it before...))

Barchar: (Yeah, I remember him talking about you a couple times. I'm sure he'd really like to actually see you again.)

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Avanne [Avanne].

Smol Asriel: ((Don't need to do the rp, just set up a discord account, get on the /r/undertale server, and pm him when he gets on

??: (( alroite ))

Smol Asriel: ((He's offline rn

Barchar: (Happy trails. Drop by if you wanna get to know some of the rest of us. We have fun.)

??: (( I gotta say this... I was feeling really... sad tonight. I'm glad I came on here and talked to you peepz. I feel more hopeful already.))

Avanne: ((it's nice to know youre pretty much okay, tem

Avanne: ((ay, no proboem

Avanne: ((*problem

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Smol Asriel: ((It's great to see you again

??: (( yeah.. I'll keep this window open. I know I usually speant more time with Bio but I always thought you guys were cool, too. ))

??: (( Likewise :3 ))

Smol Asriel: ((I'm what used to be BAsriel, fyi

Avanne: ((alright, nice

Smol Asriel: ((http://imgur.com/a/AMwle everything I sent chime

Varik: ((as i said, i was varik

Avanne: ((i'm mettatonsex, but honestly i go by mv

CryingEevee OOC: ((and giegue but i don't have a shortcut for him

GIYGAS: ((I DO HAVE THIS THOUGH

Avanne: ((nice

MK: you might remember me as mk. Probably not. But maybe.

MK: but I don't really play them much anymore.

Avanne: ((i play... a lot of characters now

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know why i DON'T have a giegue shortcut))

Smol Asriel: ((I am now the arc guy

: ((I'm Frisky

: ((You know who I am!

Avanne: ((i play three mettatons

MettatonSEX: ((like

Schyroton: ((holy

Prismaton: ((shit

??: (( I hadn't forgetten you guys... just was dealing with some mental stuff... also vampyres but nah they're "fiction" ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm the one who has a giant graveyard))

Avanne: ((thats fine

Barchar: I wouldn't Blame you for not remembering me

Barchar: I came on, like, five times

CryingEevee OOC: ((blame, flame. heh.))

Barchar: And ten left for like two months before coming back with my own new au idea thingie

Avanne: ((blame wyrm

Barchar: Then I made this character and accidentally got important

??: (( okay, not right this second but someone will have to get me up to speed, and i'm going to have to come up with an explenation for Tem's absence ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh that reminds me, i still have SV i haven't done anything with))

??: (( Barchar? ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's just... sitting around))

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Barchar: Barchar is...hoo.

??: (( wait is there still a character list? ))

Smol Asriel: ((Nooooooo that died

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Barchar: Did you ever hear how I went and made the lore for the bar?

Smol Asriel: ((Gonna get a shower

Smol Asriel: ((Then I'll just play smazzy when I get back cuz he's simple enough

??: (( nope ))

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Barchar: Well.

Barchar: Basically.

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw1Dg5Shzoo]you guys ever seen rhythm fortress?[/url]))

Barchar: Genocide route. Chara fuckin shit up. Sans managed to do something G or other which did 3 things. Break the barrier, basically rip a hole in the multiverse around their dimension, and essentially erase both himself and the Chara.

Avanne: ((id summarize my characters but they range from dragalge drag queen, to mettaton made of rocks, to the embodiment of overanalysis, distorted thinking, and anxiety

??: (( wow, I can relate to those all too well... ))

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MICzUosA7n8]probably better example of rhythm fortress[/url]))

Avanne: ((same

??: (( lucario is one of my favorite 'mons ))

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Barchar: That Chara, managing to barely hold on to existence, came back as sort of a...memoriless, childlike ghost girl. She could see pretty much everything in the dimension, but had essentially no influence. And she was pretty much entirely undetectable.

Barchar: Flash forward 12 years later-oh, uh, we has a ten year time skip.

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i rp a kid with a magic notebook, a shadow frisk with identity issues from a place called the darkness (we don't talk about the darkness), i DID rp a kid version of giegue who was a socially awkward alien child, someone who randomly changes to forms and personalities of yugioh monsters, and one half of a demon/angel fusion thing))

Barchar: But, she managed to actually work up enough ability to be visible to certain people, and to possess a body. An Asriel, to be exact. One who, due to a totally different story arc, had shape-shifting abilities.

CryingEevee OOC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qkSxJ1ohCk

Barchar: Unfortunately,the original owner of the body kinda had to get kicked out. It was either kick Barchar out and have his soul destabilize, killing him, or have Barchar overtake him and turn him into a vegetable. The latter occurred.

??: (( I wish I had been in the moment to experience it... but such is life. ))

Barchar: It's cool

: ((It's fine, really))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i wasn't there for the forthcoming of barchar either, so))

: ((You do you!

??: (( what kind of magic notebook CE? ))

Barchar: Look, if you couldn't come, you couldn't come

Avanne: ((oh man let me try to summarize everyone else: skeleghost child with permanent scars, 6'8" ball jointed doll mage with other people in their head, literally just mettaton, vaati but chiller and less evil, klinklang but humanoid, prissy milotic bitch, grillby

Barchar: Scribblenauts, temmoe

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's the player character from scribblenauts, so))

CryingEevee OOC: ((if you've played it))

Barchar: I have a lot of characters. I play about five of them at a time.

Smolster: (i rp a tiny gaster sometimes)

Varik: ((varik is a soul (which is more like the outline of a soul because of how little there is to it) in a jar in the bar rn

Muffet: Underswap spider whore. She's from the barkery, which is the underswap bar. What the name does not tell you, is that it is also a brothel. After a joke that got out of hand, I decided she was a succubus a couple days ago. She's also engaged to an underfell grillby named Fellby, and they have a kid.

Muffet: a succubus with a husband and kid. It's gonna be fun

SV!Gaster: ((hasn't been introduced yet and may not be and may just rot in my expansive graveyard

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GLaDOS: also, GLaDOS. Because GLaDOS. She's in the middle of her own story arc about being less of a bitch to people.

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??: (( Spiders are seshy ))

Essence: ((was someone planned but didn't quite work in the cauniverse

Schyroton: ((a handy meme that describes him: https://s9.postimg.io/azejd4v8v/image.jpg

Muffet: stuffcubus in the muffcubus

??: (( that describes things so well lol ))

??: (( oh gosh =o_o= ))

Avanne: ((yeah a lot of shit happened but if you want to come back youre welcome to

??: (( hmm GLADOS learns how 2 person. I like it. ))

??: (( wait I thought I was already here? ))

GLaDOS: p much. Getting some more Caroline up in this bitch.

Vaati: ((two people learning how to person, and both vaguely succeeding

Avanne: ((i meant back to the roleplay

Avanne: ((whoops

GLaDOS: because of a ship that started as a total joke no less

: ((It's either Onimus, B, or Tem

??: (( yeah.. I think I'll make a different chacter tonight... I know its silly but I kinda sort of really fucking miss Bio...))

: ((Thats what i've narrowed it down to, yep its Tem

Avanne: ((okay, that's understandable

??: (( that was determined earlier... ))

Avanne: ((laharl we established that earlier

: ((I havne't been here okay

: ((I was carrying in TF2

Barchar: We've known they were tem for like an hour my dude

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??: lol

: ((Again, I haven't been here in an hour, my dude

Barchar: And I don't blame you for missing bio. A lot of us gave him shit but I always liked him tbh

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Barchar: I was sad to see him drop in quality when he totally switched o the discord

??: Yeah... I think he and I both have issues with connecting to people sometimes...

: Ah

: I see

: Bio was a good guy, even here

: He then just kind of

: Left here

: And went to the /r/UT discord

: He moved on from this, I believe

??: ...well, I stopped talking to him as much as I should have...

Avanne: ((if you want to, go talk to him when you can. slarv could get you connected again

: ((As can I

: I can, too

??: (( i'm trying to find him on discord but I've never used it before... ))

??: (( I would very much like to reconnect ))

: He's usually the character Sunnt

: Sunny*

??: (( oh ))

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??: (( doesn't seem to be there... ))

??: (( brb ))

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: >wants to reconnect with bio

: are you sure you're not sean_nh

: He is Tem

Barchar: Oh is tem a he? I always thought they were a she, ngl

: I dunno

: They might be a she

??: (( 'chick with a dick' is my preffered term, though I suppose i'm more of a crossdresser... gender means very little to me ))

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??: (( for all I know I could have ovaries inside me ))

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: (( ah

: (( (( http://i.imgur.com/y0oNnmP.png

CryingEevee OOC: ((so i'll go with "they"))

: Ah

: Me too

??: (( i'm not too picky, tbh. but others like me are, so neutral words are good practice ))

: (( http://i.imgur.com/ebFSZY1.png

: (( self-titled fuckmeister

??: (( heh...))

Barchar: So I'll just pick from the deck. Aight. I'll prolly go with she most of the time, though.

CryingEevee OOC: ((>says the one who willingly decided to be "legally married to CryingEevee524"))

??: (( thats fine. ))

: (( because it's true

: (( >:(

Avanne: ((no it isnt bloo

??: (( its rather late, I imagine Bio is sleeping at this hour... ))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((you can't just say "i'm married to this person" and then be legally married to that person))

: ((Maybe

: ((You could try tomorrow, Tem

: ((By the way, Tem

: ((If you want to RP here

??: ya?

: ((Feel free to

: ((We would like to have you back, but if you don't want to come back, that's fine

Barchar: Yeah. Always nice to get more rpers.

??: my fud distracted me from making a character lol

Barchar: And from the few times I saw you rp, you were pretty good.

??: schucks...

: hey, that's pretty good

: Also Barchar is pretty much always in the bar

??: *grins*

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: So if you want to talk to her, you can

Smol Asriel: is a wheelchair bound asriel with a horrible abandonment complex

: If nobody else is in there at the time

Barchar: not rn tho

Smol Asriel: that's all you need to know

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CryingEevee OOC: ((maxwell's notebook is currently left in the bar, but i might go soon.))

Avanne: is in the bar. Mostly just being a creepy doll.

: your resident chillbot is there too

: anonymous [??] is now Sparkle_Pony27 [].

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: I still RP my Frisk, though she grew up and then died and then turned into a Disgaea angel, it's confusing af

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Colton: is a chillun that likes music and dislikes crazy people.

: [color=#00d5f2]Sater: I'LL FUCKING FIND YOU AND KILL YOU[/color]

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Yazan: (there a new guy?

: (( my laptop looks like a fucking UFO

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/mYFyM.jpg]Adaline[/url]: Oh uh well.

: [url=http://i.imgur.com/mYFyM.jpg]Adaline[/url]: Ignore this joke.

Sparkle_Pony27: ((okay I'm a pony nao ))

Shadow: ((shadow is the shadow frisk i was talking about. they're asleep on the bar couch because yeah, they pretty much always are

Colton: pls no ;-;

Avanne: is a ball jointed doll who is alive because of magic, knows magic, is a magician, is 6'8", has other people in their head that communicate internally like and can take control at will, and looks like http://i.imgsafe.org/63cb63d05d.png

Sparkle_Pony27: wut?

X:

[L]: [color=red]<^>[/color]

Avanne:

H: <"ikr">

[L]: [color=red]<^_^>[/color]

X:

Sparkle_Pony27: (*w*)

X:

: (( imgur just fucking broke

[L]: [color=red][/color]

X: X starts to take control

Avanne:

H: X no

X: The body starts shifting

Blake: he is Joffrey Blake with a black man's voice and a businesslike attitude.

X: Into mystery

Avanne: seems more dragonlike.

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Avanne: <...Just once.>

: (( blurry picture of laptop setup http://i.imgur.com/7MxcFLl.png

Blake:

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Avanne: shifts out of control.

X: She takes control

: your resident chillbot looks like a robotic version of

: er

X: And with his new body, enters the bar

: [url=https://popserial.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/julian.jpg]Julian Casablancas[/url]

Sparkle_Pony27: *pokes x*

X: It's a chatot

Sparkle_Pony27: Neigh.

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X: "Chatot."

: "..."

Avanne: <...You're shitting me.>

Sparkle_Pony27: . . .

: "How mysterious do you feel right now?"

X: X says this in an overly masculine voice

Vulard: (( Yo ))

CE: /s