E: >for my arc
Avanne: ((like if its constant, id get a bit pissy, but stay mostly chill
: ((B I T C H T I T S
E: >realize i won't be able to listen to them until it happens
CryingEevee OOC: ((the word chill triggers me. also bae. and bruh. and godeem.))
Avanne: ((is this the apache helicooter
E: >realize it won't happen for months
Barchar: (But there are some people who just get really pissed off if you can't tell their preferred gender at a glance)
E: >rip those songs for maybe half a year
Barchar: (which is kinda troublesome)
: ((http://imgur.com/gallery/PHcMDXZ
CryingEevee OOC: ((he's a helicopter, but not an attack variant))
E: this isn't in the rules, but iirc that r word is kinda bad here
Avanne: ((it is
E: alright, should be in the rules then
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think r2 used to just be "things that people weren't okay with"))
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Yazan [Yazan].
: ((Add bitchtits to the rules
Avanne: ((idfk
: ((Bitchtits triggers my half cousin Jerry
E: r2 used to just be mainly the serious part of it
Avanne: ((i dont fucking care
E: r2 should just be a list of things that aren't okay to say
E: i should just stop saying just
E: just every sentence
Barchar: (We really should NOT make r2 very long though)
Barchar: (Like, we shouldn't just ban every word we don't like)
E: it won't be, there's not too many bad things
CryingEevee OOC: ((i should stop using words as filler. like:like, yeah and, yeah, umm, uhh, well))
: ((Anyone feel like some sweet ass PMD?
: ((Minus the sweet ass
: ((Sour ass*
Barchar: (tbh I think the r word thing is kinda too much, but that's just me, I don't have any huge problem with it)
E: ce that's like saying we should stop ellipses
: ((Nono, not sour ass
: ((Ech
: ((OKAY
CryingEevee OOC: ((savory ass))
: ((Anyone want to do PMD now?
E: spicy ass
E: yes
E: i am here purely for it
CryingEevee OOC: ((pmdew it))
Avanne: ((there are people here that are hurt by it
Barchar: (but If we get even past this level, it's just...no)
Avanne: ((im ready to do pmd
E: oh hey, i guess i can listen to music that has lyrics
Barchar: (which is why I don't mind it being there, even if it seems a bit silly to me. But, again, I think we need to keep ourselves under control here. We don't want to just suddenly strike out a bunch of shit because somebody gets slightly bugged by it)
CryingEevee OOC: ((hey tri, ever listen to the pokken ost?))
Barchar: (I doubt we will, highly)
Barchar: (but it is a thing)
E: nop
Avanne: ((yeah
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's good))
E: time to listen to it
Barchar: (Y'all can start if you want, i need to wash dishes)
Barchar: (be back in 30)
: Fuck no
: ((I need a little clarification
: Let's wait for Flame
CryingEevee OOC: ((about?))
: ((Which R word are we talking about here
Avanne: ((if it hurts others and/or causes an anxiety/panic attack
: ((Cause I can think of two that are no-nos, are we referring to the word retard?
E: [spoiler]retard[/spoiler]
Avanne: ((the slur against yeah that one
Barchar: (oh wow now i feel important)
E: mv don't click
Barchar: 9
Barchar: (oops)
: ((Yes you are
E: 8
: ((Alright
: ((Everybody is
CryingEevee OOC: ((i was assuming the "r-p-" word?))
: ((I'm personally not really offended by it
: ((Also, sudden Laharl
: ((sorry about the gif
Barchar: (yes, the one what is a thing with mental mishaps and the thing what is a thing with nonconsensual intercourse)
E: it's alright swood, you didn't know
UnexpectedGimli: "AND MY AXE"
: Fuck you Gimli
E: kek
: Go eat your axe
Barchar: (if it makes you feel any better ck, as somebody who couldn't give less of a shit about the word, i found the gif funny)
Avanne: ((oh guys just a heads up ive had a kinda shit day so
: ((So we're now waiting for Flame 'cause
: ((We can't go with three people
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh. it never phased me that that word was used))
CryingEevee OOC: ((in that gif))
: ((Also gotcha MV
Avanne: ((im a bit irritable
E: alright
E: is ok
: ((Alrighty
Avanne: ((thanks for understanding
: ((-nods-
E: pokken is dubstep...?
E: that was unexpected
CryingEevee OOC: ((pokken HAS dubstepish stuff))
CryingEevee OOC: ((listen to dragon's nest))
: ((MV I really got some Schyro vibes from "thanks for understanding"))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think you may like that one))
: ((Just something I noticed
E: well, 25 seconds in, and yes
Avanne: ((huh
Yazan: ((we talking about offensive words?
: Swood [] disconnected.
E: yeh
: ((No
Avanne: ((ive been saying thanks for understanding for a while
E: i mean sorta
Avanne: ((no yazan
E: not any more
Avanne: ((not anymore
CryingEevee OOC: ((you know, i don't want to offend anyone, especially mv. but i don't see how, or why someone can have a word affect them so much to the point of being hard to breathe and such. i understand how something can cause something like that, but a single word?))
Yazan: (always late
E: memories
Avanne: ((memories
Yazan: (it triggers an association to a recall of their past
Avanne: ((tri beat me to the punch there
E: i deed it
E: what the fuck
CryingEevee OOC: ((but if it's memories, wouldn't let's say, r2 have that association too? it means the same thing))
E: my left speaker just fixed itself
Yazan: ((the term is called chosen traumas
E: and this theme got more epic
CryingEevee OOC: ((and mv KNOWS it means the same))
Avanne: ((in my mind i associate r2 as "please dont talk about the thing"
CryingEevee OOC: ((the mind is a tricky place...))
Avanne: ((i know its the same meaning but i have forced association away from it
E: there's even trickier mind tricks
CryingEevee OOC: ((we have someone who is heavilly affected by a word, and someone who created life in his head))
E: blind people think in concepts
Avanne: ((which is why i can look at star wars merch
Avanne: ((r2d2
: ((Yazan
E: also, if you start thinking about how you think, your head explodes
Yazan: ((yo
: ((How do you avoid stabbing your eyes out with your fingers when saluting
: ((Cause i'm gonna fucking lose an eye if I have to keep saluting to every single person on my campus
: ((You salute like the Nazis, duh
Avanne: ((aim for the eyebrow
Yazan: ((put your middle finger to your eyrbrow
: ((I do that
: ((Thumb pressed, etc.
: ((Life sucks when everyone is your superior
: (( /s
Yazan: ((go to the brow then
CryingEevee OOC: ((something is paining me that i'm not saying it, but it would pain me to say it too))
Yazan: ((which is why you become an officer
E: feel better soon ce
: ((I plan to
: ((So far this place can be summed up in a song
: ((Laharl, you should make homemade ink grenades
CryingEevee OOC: ((america fuck yeah?))
: ((And bomb your school
Avanne: ((dont take friskys suggestions
: ^
: ((They're fucking awesome though
Avanne: ((theyre bad ideas 98% of the time
: ((Dude if I did that I would legit get shot
: ((Like, this is pretty much a military school, there are fuckin rifles
: ((That's the point /s
CryingEevee OOC: ((let's make a jet shaped like a blue-eyes white dragon. become seto kaiba.))
E: ce, thank you for showing me pokken ost
Avanne: ((how about we take bikini bottom, and push it somewhere else
CryingEevee OOC: ((you are welcome))
E: you indirectly lead to me accidentally fixing my speakers
E: lead me to*
CryingEevee OOC: ((great))
E: they just have to stay in this position
E: if i move them, fuck
CryingEevee OOC: http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Blue-Eyes_White_Dragon_jet
: ((I wonder how the fuck Sandy got to the bottom of the damn sea
: ((Sandy Cheeks
: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Avanne: ((in bikini bottom
MageVaati: (( ͡ ͜ʖ͡))
CryingEevee OOC: ((nick used to slip a bunch of dirty jokes in, iirc))
Avanne: ((with mr. krabs and the krusty krab
Avanne: ((and the main character is a sponge
CryingEevee OOC: ((also i've heard all this 50 times before))
Avanne: ((which is one of the lesser-used tactics to contain menstruation
: ((Hey guys
: (( http://imgur.com/9opHC5V
: ((You had one job
E: wow
: E [E] is now Syphon [Syphon].
Avanne: ((that brightened up my day
: ((Hmmm
Yazan: ((well the adults have to be entertained while they watch cartoons with their kids
Syphon: quick everybody brighten mv's day
: ((We could probably kick off CaUTale
CryingEevee OOC: ((do we have the peeps?))
CryingEevee OOC: ((no))
Avanne: ((chimes not here
Syphon: https://i.imgur.com/yFdZY8B.png
CryingEevee OOC: ((no chime))
: ((No wait we don't have Chime
: ((And they won't be back till tuesday iirc
Yazan: (-shines a flashlight on Mv- there
: ((And PMD is today
CryingEevee OOC: ((that was our problem last time we wanted to do this))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and yeah, pmd))
Avanne: ((thank u yazan
Yazan: (np
: ((Also
: ((I keep fucking slamming the hell out of my shin
: ((Laharl: DAMN YOU, DINKLEBURG!!!!!!!
: ((WHile trying to rifle spin
: ((That rhymed
Yazan: ((thats just muscle memory
Yazan: ((practice it and youll get it
CryingEevee OOC: ((hnngggg the feeling when you both want and don't want to say something and it just eats away at you))
: ((I literally have a welt the size of a small golf ball on my shin from slamming the butt of my rifle into it
: ((Cool
Barchar: (hi)
Avanne: ((the little blobby cutie omg
: ((hi flame
Avanne: ((yo
: ((CE
Syphon: yay u did it
: ((If you're that desperate
Syphon: i*
: ((Just PM it to me and i'll say if its safe or not
Yazan: ((or me
CryingEevee OOC: ((no, it's not based on anything that breaks rules))
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's just me being so nervous and unsure))
Avanne: ((if its directed at me just pm me
CryingEevee OOC: ((no, it's nothing remotely bad))
CryingEevee OOC: ((or directed at anyone))
Syphon: just something that happened irl?
CryingEevee OOC: ((i...yes?))
: ((oh
Syphon: ah
CryingEevee OOC: ((kinda))
: ((CE is Tri
Syphon: i know what happened to him then /s
CryingEevee OOC: ((you already knew that))
CryingEevee OOC: ((then tell the rest of the class tri))
Syphon: ce's problem is...
Syphon: ...he gained
Syphon: 1
Syphon: pound
: http://imgur.com/B02davK
: Good luck
Syphon: sorry but i had to say it ce
: Weight doesn't mean jack shit
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'll just wait until i feel completely fine with talking about it))
Syphon: it was a joke kek
: It's only a problem if you're like, 600 pounds
Avanne: ((thats fine ce
: I know
: Also, that's fine CE
Syphon: it's fine ce
: [url=http://imgur.com/B02davK]YOU HAD ONE JOB[/url]
: ((In other news, I got to see Little Shop of Horrors today
: ((Well, half of it
Syphon: neato
: ((I'm never getting that goddamn dentist song out of my head
Barchar: (cool)
: ((or the other one
Avanne: ((also, laharl, how about i piss in the rooOMGNICE
Yazan: ((well if need to talk about CE
CryingEevee OOC: ((because despite you guys being very understanding and cool, my mind will beat itself up about this if i think about saying it. both for not saying it, and wanting to say it.))
Avanne: ((*on the roof
CryingEevee OOC: ((and now i have a headache))
Avanne: ((iktf ce
Syphon: rip
: ((iktf ce
Barchar: (if I were you, I'd just say it to get it off my chest)
: ((I've had that happen before
Barchar: (but well)
: ((I felt sick keeping it in
Yazan: ((then just pm larharl or someone
Barchar: (I'mn not you)
Avanne: ((iiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII am your dentist, and a success
: ((Like shooting puppies with a BB Gun
: ((I poisoned guppies and when I was done
: ((I found a pussy cat and bashed in his head
Yazan: ((they do that here in korea
Syphon: :(
Barchar: (oh)
Barchar: (uh)
Barchar: (wow)
Yazan: ((the BB gun thing
Barchar: (damn korea)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, i know i WILL be fine with saying it, once well, something happens. but that hasn't happened yet.))
Avanne: ((i have the script somewhere but im not about to get off my ass and find it
: ((After the movie ended we all stayed after
: ((And just
: ((Grouped up with our phones and played Plants vs Zombies
Syphon: i'm overlistening to dragon's nest
Syphon: cri
Avanne: ((surprisingly appropriate choice
Barchar: (no zombos)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i do it too tri, just give it a break after a while))
: ((I'd like to say i'm the fucking god of vasebreaker
Barchar: (but there are definitely plants)
Syphon: it's hard to live and not listen to music tho
Syphon: silence hurts
CryingEevee OOC: ((have rainymood then))
Runner: "Hello hello hello!"
: https://thesingaporebeacon.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/eatcat.jpg
Syphon: hmm?
Runner: "Guess what time it is!"
CryingEevee OOC: ((that works for me))
Avanne: ((also, i was in the play at my school, i ended up as a zombie
CryingEevee OOC: http://www.rainymood.com/
Barchar: "Hi."
Runner: "Time for you to lose another chair!"
: Fuck off Runner
Barchar: "Pity."
Runner: Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
CryingEevee OOC: ((rainy mood stops the silence well enough, and i like the sound of rain, so ye))
Syphon: that's kinda helping, but without playing music, music plays in my head and adds to the overlistening
: Anyways I'm gonna take a shower
: When I come back we'll do PMD
Syphon: so i'm just listening to music in my head while this is going on
: Little do you realize, the bomb on the chair just exists to distract Barchar.
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, that'll happen tri. just... focus on the sound of the rain))
Grillby: .................................The shit I put up with.
Syphon: alright
CryingEevee OOC: ((drown the music with rain))
: Avanne [Avanne] is now Grillby [Grillby].
Barchar: distract
Barchar: barchar
: The real threat is the bomb that's currently stockpiled behind Grillby's fridge, primed to send it flying across the bar.
: legally married to CryingEevee524 [] joined chat.
CryingEevee OOC: ((relax. all that))
Barchar: "By the way, there's one behind the fucking fridge. I'd make sure you weren't in the way."
: "Aw."
: "Well, not like you can do anything about it."
Syphon: i'm tired now ;-;
CryingEevee OOC: ((don't TRY to not think of music, just think of other things, but not diliberatly so))
Grillby: sidles over to not be in the way.
Runner: "After all, we know what happens when BC tries to grab live ammunition!"
Syphon: i love sleeping to rain
Syphon: ...
Syphon: i'm gonna sleep to this every night
Syphon: thank mr ce
CryingEevee OOC: ((i do too. but since i'm on the second floor...))
Barchar: "You make me spend a day to get my body back."
Barchar: "Because you're a douche."
Runner: "By the way it's amplified."
CryingEevee OOC: ((also did you not know about rainymood?))
: The fridge flies across the room, perfectly pointed to try to hit SOMEONE in the flight.
: The person it hits?
Syphon: i knew about it, but i didn't know what it was
: Merasmus.
: Sorry merasmus.
Barchar: but how
Grillby: .....................
Barchar: he's in the fridge
Syphon: but merasmus is in the fridge
: The explosion knocked the wizard out of the fridge.
Barchar: "...Okay. Fuck it. You're forgiven for that one."
: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.
: And then the fridge landed on him.
: What is even like, Runner's goal
Syphon: oh okay
Barchar: be a fucking pain the ass
Barchar: as in
Barchar: he's said himself
Runner: Damn right
Barchar: that is his only goal
Syphon: anyway, rainymood will help me sleep but i still have my music problem
Runner: "Oh right." The chair explodes, splintering everywhere.
Barchar: this is blatantly fake runner anyways
: Well yeah he's being a successful annoying fuck
CryingEevee OOC: ((also [url=https://mynoise.net/]this[/url]))
Syphon: even worse i love music that's amazing the first time
Asmodeus : -He didn't even look up.-
Runner: "There's also one in the couch."
Syphon: aka songs that you are not at all supposed to overlisten to
Runner: "Wanna fish for explosive couch bombs again, BC?"
Asmodeus : -He looks very deep in thought, not moving at all. Literally.-
Barchar: "Oh god fucking dammit you dickbag."
Grillby: looks to see if the fridge is salvagable.
: The fridge is fine, theres a reason they put grenades in there.
Grillby: ...........................
: Merasmus is somehow alive.
CryingEevee OOC: ((tri, you really need to give it a bit of a break, like i HAVE to have background sound, but have like, your favorite youtuber in the background and not ONLY music))
Barchar: She sighed, getting out of the way of the others and picking it up. "Another day wasted..."
DamnDude: [[ "My hats, of course!" ]]
Runner: It doens't explode.
Grillby: gets a forklift and brings the fridge back
Runner: It's a very good replica that's meant to LOOK like a grenade, act like a grenade on the inside, etc.
Syphon: i'll try that
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: "Why."
Runner: Except it's gunpowder is just replaced by black-dyed sand.
Barchar: she...pockets it.
Barchar: never know when you're gonna need a fake grenade.
: Yazan's connection timed out.
Runner: "But seriously though."
Barchar: hey bread, remember when she had a dog? because I didn't for like two weeks
Runner: In the corner of the bar, black...paint flies everywhere.
: And you though I would have remembered.
: Thought-8
Runner: Hid a fucking ink bomb in the bar.
: Thiugh*
Grillby: ..................Listen. Can you cut the shit?
: I'm just gonna stop that there
Barchar: No, i didn't
Barchar: which is why I phrased it like that
Asmodeus : -Still motionless and inattentive.-
Barchar: she sighs. "I'll help clean it up later."
Runner: "...Shit."
Small Endogeny : -He, uh... Went on an adventure.-
Grillby: ......If it gets me annoyed, it's time to stop.
Runner: "I think I literally just ran out of hidden explosives that won't nuke the entire timeline."
Barchar: "..." she doesn't know whether to trust him
Barchar: "You'll probably just manage to slip under cover of me having just been fucked and plant mor.e"
Small Endogeny : -He can help soak up some ink.-
: It*
Runner: "Probably? I dunno."
Runner: "Guess i'll have to settle for the snipers, sigh."
: ((Did runner say sigh))
: Yes he fuckin did
Barchar: "You've got to be kidding me."
: ((Goddamnit))
: Barchar is hit in the back of the head with a large, flying, nerf dart.
: From miles away.
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: "You have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME."
: And then another.
CryingEevee OOC: ((brv))
: And then another.
: And then the bar window is suddenly a torrent of nerf darts.
: Theres a guy out there with a nerf minigun.
Syphon: He wakes up. "...What the hell...?"
Barchar: she's driven into the wall. She's really pissed off.
Ed: -walks into the bar, and has an immediate look of, 'What the hell'-
: Frisky "hah" Whiskington's connection timed out.
Runner: "Alright, i'm gonna go now."
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Ed [Ed].
Barchar: "Hi, Ed."
Syphon: He ducks, wishing he had enough MP for Barrier.
Runner: "Those guys have over 3000 nerf darts at their disposal."
Runner: "Have fun!"
Barchar: "Runner is a douche. I mean. You new. But still."
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] joined chat.
: The walkie blips off
Barchar: she's just gonna take it like a woman
Smol Asriel: still with the dust and the owl and shit
Ed: "...Y'know, I'm supposed to be the unlikable one here but you guys keep pissing people off somehow."
Smol Asriel: ((I'm pissed at people irl right now
Endling Asriel: -He gets to Smazzy, and kneels by him.-
CryingEevee OOC: ((ah yes, "brv" that stands for...))
Syphon: Hi Slarv
CryingEevee OOC: ((be right...))
CryingEevee OOC: ((vee))
Barchar: "Oh, no, runner is just a douche."
: ((Hello))
Barchar: "We did basically nothing."
Smol Asriel: like i said, just dust, owl, chair, and broken jar
Syphon: Being Real Villanous
CryingEevee OOC: ((yes))
Barchar: "Lua did something. But the rest of us, no."
CryingEevee OOC: ((that workd))
Syphon: villainous*
Grillby: ((be ready, victini
CryingEevee OOC: ((i am being real villanous))
Barchar: "He's said himself that he literally only wants to be a pain in our collective asses."
Colton: asked Fant a question
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, victini is this month's mystery gift))
Colton: where 'the scary asriel' was
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] disconnected.
Grillby: ((ye
Female Asriel: she responded
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.
Endling Asriel: -He's looking for Smazzy.-
Ed: "What can I say, I guess you all have the greatest asshole magnets from what I've seen"
Smol Asriel: would never leave his owl
Syphon: "...I mean, there's technically an infinite amount of assholes, so.
Syphon: "
Syphon: fuck
Endling Asriel: "...Chara."
Colton: Oh. I forgot.
Endling Asriel: "Had to have been..."
Hywel: -They said they didn't know.-
Smol Asriel: hell chara could have been a huge dick and put his clothes in the dust pile
Colton: he's worried
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok. i feel if i say the thing i want to say... i dunno, i'm just... fearing the worst. and "my shadow's the only one that walks beside me" IS [sub][sup]somewhat[/sup][/sub] relevant))
Smol Asriel: kicks open the anydoor to the bar with only his underwear on, and a v for vendetta mask, the severed head of jfk in one hand
Syphon: "..........."
Colton: to him, somebody suddenly disappearing tends to indicate that they're waiting to kill his ass
Ed: shrugs, then grins saying, "But hey, at least you only have to deal with me when I literally have nothing better to do..."
Barchar: "Hi Asriel."
: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.
: you mean the Guy Fawkes mask
Smol Asriel: "Sup"
Smol Asriel: ye
Syphon: "I'm just..."
: Grillby's connection timed out.
: Frisky "hah" Whiskington [] joined chat.
Syphon: He falls asleep again.
Ed: "...Oh hey what did I say, your asshole magnets are still working perfectly fine."
: ((And I'm back
Smol Asriel: "Where's that prostitute bar?"
: ((What the fuck
Barchar: "It's code is in the anydoor, kid."
: Grillby [Grillby] joined chat.
Barchar: "You also realize theyre not going to let you in."
Smol Asriel: "Thanks Barchar"
: "well"
Smol Asriel: "You're cool"
: "he can"
Barchar: i mean, the barkery has to be a default
Barchar: "Yeah, sure."
: "he just can't let anybody stop him"
Smol Asriel: punches the code in and goes there
: Grillby's connection timed out.
: "you get some, brother"
Muffet: the second anybody sees him, they push him riiight the fuck back out.
Ed: "..."
: ((Does anybody want to start PMD right now
: ((Or nah
Syphon: Sure
Barchar: (yes)
CryingEevee OOC: ((sure))
: (( sure
: http://i.imgur.com/UYVfTac.png
: ((Then let's fucking do it
Smol Asriel: "What the fuck"
Barchar: "You are a small child."
Barchar: "It is a whorehouse."
Smol Asriel: "I am a top tier shota"
Endling Asriel: -He walks in through the anydoor, kinda just crying and looking upset.-
Barchar: "do the math. The math, for the record, is 18 - x = y, x being your age. If y is less than or equal to 0, you're allowed in."
Smol Asriel: "Oh shit"
Smol Asriel: throws the head out the window
Barchar: "Hi, Asriel."
Smol Asriel: hides behind the couch
Endling Asriel: "I saw you."
Endling Asriel: "Get over here!"
Barchar: "Yeah. They're behind the couch."
Endling Asriel: -He starts going to them.-
Barchar: "They tried to go into a brothel."
: Smolapeño [Smolster] disconnected.
Smol Asriel: "Noooooo"
Endling Asriel: -He's honestly just not listening. Not in a rude way, but in a busy way.-
Smol Asriel: is covered in the blood of the innocent
Ed: just takes a seat at the table, "So when did the goats go fuck themselves. I don't know these two, but last I checked something's gotta be fucked up with the bloody one"
Smol Asriel: fingerguns ed
Endling Asriel: -He holds them down, pinning them to the floor. Unsurprisingly, the goat with seven human souls and all the monster souls is actually pretty strong.-
Smol Asriel: is pinned
Smol Asriel: "Sooooo?"
Ed: "I didn't want your approval you complete waste of time"
Smol Asriel: "Cool prank right?"
Endling Asriel: "You're staying here until you let Smazzy back."
Endling Asriel: "No it was not cool."
Smol Asriel: "Ugggghhh"
Barchar: "Ed. You know about timelines."
Smol Asriel: "It was funny"
Endling Asriel: "Not really."
Barchar: "Just more Asriels. There's been a whole lot of them in this bar."
Ed: shrugs, "I know, I don't care."
Asmodeus : -He's honestly just being creepy with how still he is, at this point.-
Barchar: "...[sub]in fact, ever since I got a body, that number has been dwindling. Hm.[/sub]"
Smol Asriel: "I thought it was funny"
: 6 Asriels walk into the bar.
Ed: "Yes, because every goat wants to be around the little girl who rats people out."
Smol Asriel: "You should be thanking me"
Endling Asriel: "It wasn't."
: All of them are wearing leather jackets and aviator glasses.
Ed: thinks for a moment, 'God damn it I was kidding'
Smol Asriel: "Because dipshit got out of his chair and into the pile, and he couldn't get back out"
Endling Asriel: "...This is gonna be really awkward when you give him back control."
Barchar: "Eh."
Ed: looks to the group, "So are all of you mute or too overconfident to say shit"
: "Somewhere in the middle," they all say in unison.
Smol Asriel: and he does, right then
Smol Asriel: "..."
Barchar: "..."
Smol Asriel: "Um..."
Endling Asriel: "..."
Barchar: "I'd make a comment about how lame you looked, but uh.
Ed: "Okay, we have six people with the combined intelligence of half a person. That's a new record."
Barchar: "I'm the one that's both in a leather jacket, and basically fanged. And pale. and rd-eyed."
Endling Asriel: "I can't use magic to put your clothes on, so I'm just gonen bring you home, and let you put your cloth-"
Barchar: "So that'd kinda suck."
Endling Asriel: "...I'm gonna go home and put your clothes on, and then, go get your wheelchair."
Barchar: EA is gonna put smazzy's clothes on?
Endling Asriel: -He picks Smazzy up.-
: 5 other of them disappear, leaving one behind
Barchar: kinky
Smol Asriel: "..."
Smol Asriel: "Ok...?"
Endling Asriel: -And heads to the house.-
: Yazan's connection timed out.
Endling Asriel: -He puts Smazzy's clothes on.-
: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.
: Yazan [Yazan] disconnected.
Endling Asriel: -And then goes to get his wheelchair.-
Ed: "Oh hey, we have around eight percent of a person's intelligence left in your group of one now.
Smol Asriel: kinky af
Smol Asriel: is pretty much silent the whole time
: "Not really."
Azalea: -Buuuut, Smazzy can see out of the corner of his eye, in the kids room, in the closet, which is pretty much closed, a wheelchair.-
Azalea: -But you know he may need some help.-
Barchar: ".16, then?"
: "$1.96 per gallon?"
Smol Asriel: "..."
Barchar: "Gallon of what?"
Barchar: "Grey matter?'
Smol Asriel: "Azalea..?"
: "Whatever you want it to be."
Azalea: -She Saint in the room.-
Barchar: "That sounds oddly suggestive.'
Azalea: -Gonna have to call for her.-
Amado: -OOORRR.-
Ed: "Okay, I was obviously being too nice saying you were that intelligent."
Smol Asriel: where was gote left
Barchar: "Yeah, uh, sorry bud, but I'm both taken and fucking shitty looking, so..."
Colton: which
: "It could be, like, juice, or something."
Colton: literally everybody in this fucking house is a goat
Amado: -The kids room. Amado is in there, dusting everything.-
: "Or air."
: "Cold, rising air."
Amado: -He wasn't in there while he was getting dressed though.-
: >cold air that rises
Barchar: "You don't weigh air in gallons."
Amado: -He just started dusting.-
Ed: "..."
Smol Asriel: "Hey"
Amado: "Hey, little man."
Ed: "How much longer until I can say this goat boy's brain dead and he's just spouting bull shit"
Barchar: "If I had to guess? Maybe three sentences."
Amado: -His thick, stereotypical Mexican accent is there, still.-
: ((Ah shit
Smol Asriel: "Can you get that wheelchair?"
Amado: "Okay."
Ed: "Wow, I was gonna go for one, maybe two."
Barchar: (what's wrong laharl)
: ((Nothinnnng
Barchar: "I'm nice like that."
Barchar: (laharl tell me or i'll)
Barchar: (uh)
Barchar: (call miyu a fuckwit)
Barchar: (like a lot)
Balrog: [color=#4a331b](( I'll pulverize you ))[/color]
: Another 'braindead' Asriel appears next to the other one.
: (( J is calling Miyu her sister
Smol Asriel: "Thanks"
Amado: -He does that, and it looks like it has been modified, with motors and shit.-
Smol Asriel: ((Weeeeeew
Barchar: ([i]what[/i])
Smol Asriel: ((Laaaaaad
: ((How the fuck do I get through this
: (( http://i.imgur.com/ZVpYCZe.png
: Sage: "AURON YOU FUCKING MORON" PMD World: Auron burns down the forest. Dewt: rip PMD World: [GAME OVER]
Barchar: (Go "what the fuck are you talking about" ooc)
Amado: "This thing is bootleg."
Sage: auron the moron
GLaDOS: it's like goofus and gallant
Barchar: why the fuck did i do glados there
Smol Asriel: Laharl, after last night the world is your oyster
: I can fucking play Jay like a fiddle at this point
Smol Asriel: Yes
Ed: "Oh hey, we have something to compare to now."
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.
: The other Asriel looks at the braindead one.
Barchar: "Hi."
: "So, what's 10 + 10?"
Ed: "Oh hey, you're looking at your future self now, at this rate"
: ((Y'know in ZE
: The braindead goat blinks. "I'm feeling..."
: ((You guys shoulda immediately known I was Mantis
: "Half-Life 3 in 2006?"
: ((When I fucking posted a ListenOnRepeat linkl
Barchar: "Ding ding ding!"
Barchar: "We have a winner!"
Barchar: (prolly)
Amado: -He helps Smazzy into it, and then continues dusting.-
: asriel A can be assumed to be braindead
Ed: looked away for a moment out of boredom and couldn't tell who the hell said that last line.
UnexpectedGimli: "AND MY AXE!"
Ed: "Oh hey, I..."
Ed: "...?"
: The braindead one said that last line
: ((I knew you were Mantis from the start Laharl lol
: The braindead one gets pushed out of existance by the other one.
Ed: "Okay so you guys attract all the worst people, the braindead idiots, the goats, and the assholes."
Barchar: "And a succubus."
: (("I'm kinda seeing you nas a little sister, Miyu"
: ((How the fuck
: ((DId this reach this level
: "I would assume you use the word 'succubus' somewhat frequently."
Ed: "Also I don't even want to question the morality of what you just did, goat boy."
: "Don't worry, he's fine."
: "He has water and his favorite music."
Ed: shrugs, "Whatever you say, let's hope he isn't stupid enough to drown in there"
: "PMD World: [Drink your own piss?]"
Barchar: "I said it once."
: "I feel like he'll drown in his own tears after he finishes reading The Little Engine That Could."
Ed: "Yes, she prefers the term succubi. Can't handle any less than 2."
Barchar: "I can barely handle one."
: High Feast Laharl [] is now High Feast Laharl [Literally Satan].
Literally Satan: "You ever wonder if we should recruit some actually decent fighters to guard hell?"
Ed: grins, "Y'know what, I'm going to leave it at there"
Azazel: "What do you mean, I'm a decent fighter"
Barchar: "I'm not embarrassed about it, Ed."
: (( http://i.imgur.com/THYt6ry.png
: He laughs.
Muffet: she was alright before someone tried to make her use a damned gun
Literally Satan: "Well I mean, you're pretty good."
Literally Satan: "But you're also only one guy."
Literally Satan: "Like, ever wonder if we should fuckin' make hell robots?"
Literally Satan: "And have them build us a wall?"
Ed: "Yeah, but there's two problems with that. One, I don't give a fuck about who the hell you have sex with, and two why would I think you're embarrassed by it if you're the one who mentioned it."
Literally Satan: "I think a wall would do hell some good, y'know."
Literally Satan: "We keep letting these mexican demons in and shit."
Azazel: -immediately thinks of Trump bots-
Barchar: "You seemed to believe there was some amusing statement made by that sentence. Whatever."
Azazel: "With they have shitty hair"
: "Diane: Diane looks at Auron for a second, blushing"
Literally Satan: "Of course they have shitty hair, this is hell.:"
: of course the somewhat more intelligent Asriel didn't say that
: ahem
Asmodeus : "..."
: Sterling: I found shit.
Barchar: #17 Dewt: "Aw." #9 Sage: "Of course."
Ed: shrugs, "I can be amused by thoughts for different reasons"
Barchar: she shrugs, just sitting back in the couch
: "He's listening to Death Grips."
Asmodeus : -Still hasn't moved.-
Azazel: "Okay, as long as the robots don't try to take over and try to make this a shitty democracy, I'm all for the robots that want to make hell great again."
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] joined chat.
: ((Satan 4 prez))
Ed: (( It's Literally Satan VS Donald Trump Bot ))
Ed: (( I don't know who to choose ))
Barchar: (Satan's campaign statment:)
Barchar: ("vote for me, or I'll make your life in hell even fucking worse.")
: (("Vote Satan, and I won't fucking kill you and send you to hell two."))
: "It goes, it goes, it goes, it goes..."
Smol Asriel: is waiting
: ((Hell, again))
: ((The second hell))
Literally Satan: "Awesome."
: ((Mildly inconvinient hell((
Literally Satan: "Now lets make a special robot."
: legally married to CryingEevee524 [] is now >six asriels [6].
Amado: -He put him in the chair u dum.-
Literally Satan: "That just adds 10 more feet to the wall anytime they mention it."
Smol Asriel: "Thanks"
6: (( Mildly inconvinient hell, where the bed is too far from the wall outlet
6: (( The only wall outlet
: ((Fuck))
Azazel: "...That might be an issue"
Smol Asriel: wheels on back to wherever ea was going
: ((When you have that phone charger))
: ((Where you have to bend the cord, in a certain way for it to work))
Barchar: (hell 1 is the mildly inconvenient hell)
Azazel: "Isn't there still a limit to this place"
Endling Asriel: -He's walking back with the wheelchair, to the house.-
Literally Satan: "Well yeah."
6: (( And it bends back
Smol Asriel: "Oh, hey.."
Endling Asriel: "Oh. Well."
Literally Satan: "If the wall gets too high it'll hit right across the border of America."
6: (( It doesn't stay where you want it to stay
Smol Asriel: "They had one in the room, I saw.."
Ed: (( Hell 1 is mildly annoying Hell, Hell 2 is Somewhat Torture hell, and Hell 3 is Hell Hell ))
Literally Satan: "So I propose that, when the wall starts getting too high, we send a robot in to disguise himself."
6: (( Hell 4 is negative hell
Literally Satan: "We'll give him a codename, like Donald Trump"
6: (( Like a glitch world
Azalea: -She built that little motorized wheelchair to go a little faster than the same pace as a normal one, and also not need any work.-
Literally Satan: "And he'll make 'em believe they need a wall."
6: (( like Minus World or some shit
Literally Satan: "That way we won't have to tear it down."
Smol Asriel: well rip his BUFF ARMS then
: ((SWOL AF))
Azazel: "Yeah, half of America's stupid enough to listen to him anyways."
Literally Satan: "Yeah."
Azazel: "They'll think he's a person or something"
Literally Satan: "Heh, alright."
Literally Satan: "I'll send orders to begin making our wall from hell."
Azazel: "Wait I have a better idea to add onto that"
6: "..."
Azazel: "What if, we make his competition one of the rejected old demons who would obviously say they don't support the wall, but then let the wall built anyways."
Azazel: "Then we literally can't lose"
Literally Satan: "Yeah, one of the harpies."
Literally Satan: "And we can just...kill off the other guys slowly."
Literally Satan: "And we either get a harpy or a robot as president."
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: ((yee haw
Ed: "I say we let Joseph Stalin go up there as well in case somehow this all goes to shit"
Ed: didn't say that
: Ed [Ed] is now Azazel [Azazel].
Azazel: said that
Literally Satan: "Yeah, but we need to give him a new name."
Literally Satan: "How about Vladimir?"
Literally Satan: "Sounds cool enough, and uh..."
Literally Satan: He looks at the jar of Puteen sitting next to him.
Literally Satan: "Vladimir Putin."
Azazel: "I was thinking we drug him and call him Bernie. Say he's hip for the kids and he's secretly a communist."
Barchar: Poutine*
Literally Satan: "...Bernie..."
: ((scout 2016
6: so like
Literally Satan: "Hey, by the way, our door's getting kinda old."
Literally Satan: "We need to hire some sand-"
Literally Satan: "Sanders."
6: I will now introduce a character to /r/UT
Literally Satan: "Bernie Sanders."
6: With loud drum noises
: ((elect the scooty booty man into office
Asmodeus : "..."
Azazel: "Hell yes"
Smol Asriel: is silent
Smol Asriel: "..."
Endling Asriel: "..."
Literally Satan: ((Well the Miyu and Jay situation was handled quite well
Endling Asriel: "So. Sorry for uh... Being on top of you there."
Muffet: isn't there
Smol Asriel: "..."
Muffet: i forgot to s that
Literally Satan: "And we need some kinda name for the Harpy
Smol Asriel: "It's um.. fine"
Endling Asriel: "Chara took your clothes off and I didn't want them to do anymore:"
6: J asks for a hug from Miyu
6: 10/10
: PMD in a Nutshell: Sage is fucked
Smol Asriel: "Ok.."
Endling Asriel: "..."
Literally Satan: "Remember her haircut?"
Literally Satan: "Doesn't it kinda look like a giant Hill?"
Endling Asriel: "Do you feel awkward about it?"
Literally Satan: "Hill...Hillard...Hillary."
Endling Asriel: -He goes over, and hands Smazzy to he Owl plush. He didn't forget that.-
Literally Satan: "And she's kind of a cunt, and the last clinton left a bad taste in everyone's mouths..."
Literally Satan: "So Hillary Clinton."
: The*
Sage: there's a reason I changed his name to Sage the very unfortunate absol
Smol Asriel: takes that owl and hugs it immediately
Smol Asriel: "..."
Azazel: nods, "We can't possibly lose now"
Endling Asriel: "...That dust wasn't yours."
Endling Asriel: "..."
Smol Asriel: "....."
Smol Asriel: his hands are quivering a bit
Azazel: "They won't vote for a third party, that idea's just plain stupid"
Literally Satan: "We can always just, take Obama."
Endling Asriel: -He wheels him in, and picks him up, putting him in bed.-
6: http://i.imgur.com/loneON7.png
Literally Satan: "And recycle him into some new guy."
6: presenting Halla
Smol Asriel: doesn't do anything, he just hugs the owl
Blake: how
Literally Satan: "I mean, he's here, since his whole Muslim schtick says he's in hell before he's dead or something."
Blake: shouldn't she be a bit stuck
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
6: it was joke
6: it's some Niall guy who does some confusing shit
Literally Satan: ID LIKE TO POINT OUT
Literally Satan: THAT ME AND SLARV
Literally Satan: ME AND DD*
6: that's funny
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Endling Asriel: "Do you want to be alone?"
Smol Asriel: "..."
Smol Asriel: "Please hold me.."
: Swood [] disconnected.
Endling Asriel: -He holds him close.-
Endling Asriel: "What else?"
Smol Asriel: "Just.. do that"
Smol Asriel: "Please.."
Literally Satan: ((THis Miyu and J interaction has gone surprisingly smoothly
6: >flowey >she
6: oh i get it now upon closer inspection
Barchar: oh boi
6: Niall's last name is Moon
6: I'll keep it at that
6: Niall Moon
Endling Asriel: -He nods, nuzzling his head into Smazzy's shoulder.-
Barchar: I don't get it
Endling Asriel: "I won't leave you, okay...?"
Endling Asriel: "I'll always be with you..."
6: I don't get it either
Smol Asriel: "..."
Smol Asriel: sniffles
Endling Asriel: "I'll always be here for you..."
Smol Asriel: "Thank you.."
Smol Asriel: is now crying
Smol Asriel: alot
Endling Asriel: -He just holds him close, and let's him let everything out.-
6: what should his middle name be
6: Sailor?
: ((Seaman))
6: niall butterfly moon
6: alternatively
6: Niall Balisong
6: but I'm sticking with niall butterfly moon
Smol Asriel: he does, very loudly
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami].
Chiaki Nanami: meanwhile
: Chiaki Nanami's connection timed out.
6: >meanwhile
6: >times out
Barchar: gg slarv
6: so I introduce Niall
Barchar: is she dead already
6: and I get an interaction with possibly one of the most weirdest RPers
Asmodeus : -Still unmoving.-
6: he BRB's as soon as I ask for his name
6: er, Niall asks
Barchar: "...Asmodeus?"
Asmodeus : -No response.-
Barchar: she tries to shake his shoulder. She's magic, so hey, she can do that!
Asmodeus : -He also has taken the ability to be coporeal-ish from the Mage.-
Barchar: still
Barchar: half-corporeal + half-corporeal = full corporeal, i guess
Asmodeus : -He gets startled, and falls into the couch. Like, into the couch, he's falling into the floor.-
Asmodeus : -People can touch him just he can't touch non people.-
Barchar: "...Asmodeus?"
Asmodeus : -He floats back up.-
Asmodeus : "...Hi."
Barchar: "Are you okay?"
Asmodeus : -There are some real tears, and the scar on his chest looks like he was actually just shot.-
Asmodeus : "Yeah..."
Asmodeus : -He looks tense.-
Barchar: "You've been staing off into space, like.'
Barchar: "all day."
Asmodeus : -After she says that, he kinda just... Curls up on the couch.-
Barchar: "...Uhm?"
Asmodeus : "I'm fine..."
Asmodeus : -There is an obvious "I'm not fine" tone in his voice.-
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: "No. Uh. No. You clearly are not."
Asmodeus : -Well to be fair he is bleeding out of a bullet hole on his chest. It seems to be quickly fading away though, back to a far. Quickly relative to actual healing, anyways.-
: Scar*
Asmodeus : "..."
Asmodeus : "I'm fine..."
Barchar: "Fine."
: >six asriels [6] is now legally married to CryingEevee524 [].
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Chiaki Nanami: ((Ok saw the new ep
Chiaki Nanami: ((Rip
Chiaki Nanami: ((Rip a dip dip
Asmodeus : "Yeah..."
: ((Chiaki is ded))
: ((I assume))
Chiaki Nanami: ((No but
Chiaki Nanami: ((She's in a room with junko enoshima and izuru kamakura and nobody else
: Frisky "hah" Whiskington's connection timed out.
Chiaki Nanami: after being finally let out of the broom closet, a couple days passed where they were unable to leave school grounds
Chiaki Nanami: ((Also komaeda got shit
Chiaki Nanami: ((*shot
Barchar: (Chiaki's death is very delayed)
Chiaki Nanami: ((She may not even die
Chiaki Nanami: ((She could become the mastermind of the future arc's killing game
Chara_Dreemurr: -They finally got the broom closet ending.-
Asmodeus : "..."
Chiaki Nanami: went to class as normal
Chiaki Nanami: then went to go investigate mikan tsumiki's disappearance
Asmodeus : -He isn't looking at BC at all, and kinda just slowly drifting away.-
Chiaki Nanami: along with komaeda
Chiaki Nanami: has not been heard from since
Chara_Dreemurr: -She isn't happy about this.-
: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] is now Ryuko Mitarai [Ryuko Mitarai].
Ryuko Mitarai: fear not
Ryuko Mitarai: boy chiaki to the rescue
Chara_Dreemurr: "..."
Ryuko Mitarai: is on the ground, on one of the school pathways
Chara_Dreemurr: -Ahe goes looking for Chiaki, and stumbles upon him.-
Ryuko Mitarai: is both trembling, crying, and lightly screaming his lungs out at the same time
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Chara_Dreemurr: "Sir?"
Ryuko Mitarai: "W-w-what?!"
Ryuko Mitarai: recoils
: Ryuko Mitarai [Ryuko Mitarai] disconnected.
Chara_Dreemurr: "You just lying there?"
Literally Satan: ((SLAR ARE YOU ON MOBILE
: ((And flame))
: ((And frisky))
: ((And you))
: PMD World: Dewt passes out before he and the Magikarp man participate in French kissing.
: #nocontext
: ;;what))
Barchar: (Frisky is making shit up on the spot n pmd)
Barchar: (We're having a good time)
: It's beautiful
Asmodeus : -He funsies floating away, and just lies there, in a half fetal position, half just lying down, curled up.-
: Finishes*
: Funsies is an auto correct option apparently))
: Sterling: ((i draw beautiful penises fuck u frisky
: ((What is PMD))
: ((What the fuck))
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Barchar: (what)
Syphon: Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
: ((BUT))
Barchar: (what)
Syphon: Nothing
Barchar: ()oh
: This is a particularly funny chapter
Barchar: we're going off the fuckin rails
Barchar: and it's a good time
: Aka you all wanted a fun chapter
: I delivered
Literally Satan: ((I guess I should say it
Barchar: frisky gon' give it to ya
Literally Satan: ((I was the one who voted Bullshit
Literally Satan: ((For the hell of it cause I wanted to vote on the strawpoll for no reason
Barchar: fuck waitin' for us to get fun on our own, frisky gon' deliva to ya
Asmodeus : -He just silently cries over in his little corner.-
Ryuko Mitarai: looks terrified
: (( i voted on bullshit
Ryuko Mitarai: also hasn't eaten in a solid month
Ryuko Mitarai: ((So did I
Barchar: (of coruse you did bloo)
: :
Syphon: interesting
Chara_Dreemurr: "...Come on, come with me."
: I went for a mix of fun and bullshit
Syphon: that's a nice topic bread
Chara_Dreemurr: "You look starving."
Ryuko Mitarai: "N-nanami"
Ryuko Mitarai: grabs Chara's shirt, getting on his knees
Ryuko Mitarai: "They're g-going to kill her! Please you.. have to.."
Chara_Dreemurr: "...What?!"
Ryuko Mitarai: hyperventilates
Chara_Dreemurr: "I will shank whoever the hell thinks they're gonna kill her!"
Ryuko Mitarai: "P-please.."
Ryuko Mitarai: aaaand he passes clean out
Chara_Dreemurr: -Can she even go save her.-
Ryuko Mitarai: no
Ryuko Mitarai: because idfk what's happening to her rn
Ryuko Mitarai: she's either A: Becoming a terrorist
Chara_Dreemurr: -Ahe tries to
Chara_Dreemurr: -Can't.-
Ryuko Mitarai: or B: Dead
Ryuko Mitarai: no, because the entrance is hidden
Ryuko Mitarai: inside a statue
Chara_Dreemurr: -And then picks Ryuko up, and heads to her dorm.-
Ryuko Mitarai: is very, very sick
Ryuko Mitarai: http://imgur.com/a/tUArH
Chara_Dreemurr: -She gets food and meds. If he's visually sick, anyways.-
Chara_Dreemurr: -Is assume so.-
: I'd*
Ryuko Mitarai: yep
Ryuko Mitarai: looks like he just got out of being held prisoner for months
: Frisky "hah" Whiskington's connection timed out.
Ryuko Mitarai: because he did
Chara_Dreemurr: -She tries to wake him, aslo getting some vitamins.-
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Barchar: OH BOI
Barchar: Gimme the deets
: ((Me too fam))
Literally Satan: http://prntscr.com/cd5jhn
Ryuko Mitarai: http://imgur.com/a/sD21R
Literally Satan: http://prntscr.com/cd5jjw
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Ryuko Mitarai: http://imgur.com/a/Jt665
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Literally Satan: ((Tangy's a fuckin coward and won't reply
Barchar: (literally everyone else is like 'u fackin wot' )
: ((Tangy seems like an ass))
Ryuko Mitarai: ((Tangy is an ass
: ((I remember they banned someone the first time I was on that server))
Ryuko Mitarai: ((Tangy is the biggest douchebag rper I've ever seen
: (( boy, and I thought Ofna was a tad off
Ryuko Mitarai: ((http://imgur.com/a/UVL84
Barchar: (ba dum bhm)
Ryuko Mitarai: ((http://imgur.com/a/AfieB
: (( http://i.imgur.com/L8JpCfS.png
: ((So, what happened there, is Tangy said something on impulse, most likely jealousy, and didn't know how to recover when no one agreed.))
: ((Like, I don't see anyone siding with them.))
Ryuko Mitarai: ((Tangy's the same guy that decided to remove the hub
: ((what's that))
: (( serac's house
: (( apparently Grillby's is the hub now
: (( but I haven't seen any activity there lately
: (( everyone's just made their own house
Literally Satan: (("I regret ever saying words in your direction Entropy"
: (( lmao ))
: (( In other news
: (( Bio calls a drawing strange
: (( http://i.imgur.com/X3GoWLY.png
Literally Satan: ((Bio made 'lewds' of one of Tangy's characters so
: (( http://i.imgur.com/3P36VE2.png
: (( Bio has no fucking room to talk
: ((I like that drawing))
: ((Although, it does look like they mirrored one half of a drawing))
: (( His self-given title "fuckmeister" is really just fucking annoying
: ((If they did that unintentionally, fuck, that's impressive))
: ((But if they literally mirrored it, that seems kinda lazy))
: ((But I'm not artist, so I may be talking out of my ass here))
Literally Satan: ((OH OH OH
: (( L
: (( M
: (( kek
Literally Satan: http://prntscr.com/cd5liu
: Syphon [Syphon] disconnected.
: Smash is right, really
: ((Yep. They don't handle jealousy well, and and get jealous easily))
: ((Insulting someone they think are better than them to try and have others believe what they are saying, and think badly of them too, to get some more attention))
Literally Satan: http://prntscr.com/cd5lyj
: ((But you know. Nobody fucking agrees with them))
: Sterling: She's got her sweatshirt on, she's going going gone, she's got her sweatshirt on, she's going going gone.
Barchar: I'm over here making a song about sweatshirts and mv is the only one helping
: And teenage females
: Tangy's demise
Literally Satan: You need some rap lyrics?
: No thanks
: Let them do it
: I rarely see Tangy anywhere outside zebraspace
: Laharl /r/UT respects you now
: I got into zebraspace by doing nothing
: I still wonder why the fuck they let me enter
Literally Satan: TANGY IS PMING ME
Literally Satan: TANGY IS TRYING TO
Literally Satan: HAH
Literally Satan: http://prntscr.com/cd5mzi
: just reply
: 'no'
: 'it's time to stop'
: 'you need to stop'
Literally Satan: Dude if Tangy tries shit
Literally Satan: I'm gonna fucking roast her ass.
: ((What))
: iirc tangy is a guy
Literally Satan: Ah
Literally Satan: Well if Tangy tries to ban my ass
Literally Satan: Lets see how they get through that
: banned for roleplaying
: kek
: (("Hey, I'm just gonna say all your characters dislike a character even though I don't have any rights to your characters. It'll be fonni jok HAHAH."))
: ((They will literally))
: ((Get so much backlash, and probably will get demoted))
: (( I really wait to see that
: ((And then will be toxic about it, and get banned eventually))
: (( I can't fucking wait to see that
: (( Tangy's fucking demise
: (( I'll back you up too ))
: ((Eyyy))
: (( i gotchu fam ))
: ((Squad))
Ryuko Mitarai: ((I'll back you up
Ryuko Mitarai: ((Hell, I can get Senigrade to back you up
: ((Do it Laharl. Stand up to the bullshit))
: (( Pull a Keem and leak the DMs
: ((Squad squad))
: ((Team))
: ((Group))
: ((Pack))
: ((Other synonyms))
: (( Squad Pack
: ((Grab))
Ryuko Mitarai: ((Coalition
: ((My package))
: ((Flock))
: Laharl I gotchu fam
: I will defend you
: ((Laharl, you gonna speak your mind to tangy or be a lil bitch))
: ((Jk))
: ((It's honestly your choice))
: ((But I think I know what you're gonna choose))
: ((If you aren't already typing))
Literally Satan: http://prntscr.com/cd5og9
Literally Satan: Yeeep Tangy's a little bitch.
: R E K T
: Azazel [Azazel] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].
Barchar: :((((((((((((((
Ryuko Mitarai: REKT
DamnDude: (( Did Tangy grow a mouth there ))
Barchar: Bitch you can put however many parenthesis you want, we're not gonna feel more sorry for ypu
: ((Tangy can only reply with unhappy faces, because they don't have a thick enough skin to take constructive criticism, and don't know how to argue against valid points))
: ((I can argue against anything))
: High Feast Laharl [Literally Satan] changed the topic to ":("
: ((Fuck, like, I'm an asshole))
Ryuko Mitarai: http://akphoto2.ask.fm/780/683/579/-169996989-1srf0t3-km5bfm2l8ip48e5/original/f8cdc380c6bbee30483e839a7b59958ba0331fc0aaf9626111ceb6647b82d4f5.jpg
: ((I'll argue))
: ((Until they get pissed and just agree with me so I'll shut up.))
Ed: (( "Because personally, I feel like the fucker shouldn't be a mod if he's going to be a spineless prick." ))
: ((SLARV))
: ((That causes blisters. Use lukewarm water.))
Literally Satan: ((Tangy has decided they're going to post only in Zebraspace from now on
DamnDude: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psXJBWuaO14 ))
: (( lmao ))
: ((By the way))
: ((Been a while since I played the water temple on the n64 version of OOT))
: ((Fuck the water temple))
Literally Satan: ((Tangy just left
: ((I can't even believe how convinient the touch screen on the DS was))
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: ((Rip Tangy))
: (( RIP Tangy
: (( Got brutally rekt
: ((You scared em' off))
Ryuko Mitarai: ((Rip tangy
: ((Actually not rip))
: ((Rid))
: ((Rest in dicks))
Yazan: (hows the hurricane?
Literally Satan: ((SHitty, but it's kinda clearing out
: ((Not in a hurricane, it hit like, Georgia))
: ((Oh wrong person))
: ((You good?))
Yazan: (thoght it hit FL
Literally Satan: ((Well Louisiana's taking a storm right now
Literally Satan: ((Idk about FL
: Grillby [Grillby] joined chat.
: ((It hit north Florida))
: ((And I'm not there so lucky me))
: >when you're drawing and you realize that you have no artistic talent whatsoever
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: ((It is a cat one though, and is prolly gonna be fine, for those in it))
Ryuko Mitarai: ((Cat hurricane?
Ryuko Mitarai: ((Since when was that a thing
: ((There is also the fact that it's dying, into a tropical storm))
: Ryuko Mitarai [Ryuko Mitarai] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
: ((Cat one is category one))
Smol Asriel: has stopped crying, just holding Ea tight
Smol Asriel: very, very tight
Endling Asriel: "..."
Smol Asriel: ((Idk, I'm in tornadoland
Endling Asriel: -He is holding him back.-
: (( pacific northwest can be described as
Yazan: ((hey of shark tornado is a thing then thwre can be cat hurricanes
: (( rain land
: ((Last time there was a tornado down here, it didn't even touch the ground))
: ((Fukin))
: (( eventually there'll be a big quake that'll kill everyone in the pacific northwest
: (( so
: (( RIP me, in advance
CryingEevee OOC: ((rip))
: (( at least I got married before i died
: "Serious tornado threat targets Florida"
: Rip a dip
: See you all in hell
Yazan: ((youre not married
CryingEevee OOC: ((no you didn't bloo))
: Grillby's connection timed out.
: ((Nevermind))
: (( you're breaking my heart
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: ((Honestly, I love stormy weather))
: ((Like))
Smol Asriel: ((Last time there was a tornado here 4 of my neighbors houses got destroyed and the nuclear reactor powering half the state was almost destroyed
Smol Asriel: ((Rendering it powerless for a week
: ((Jesus))
: (( lolrip
Smol Asriel: ((And 378 people died
Grillby: ((holy fuckoli
Smol Asriel: ((I remember that
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh man))
Muffet: [Any preference on what exactly I make la mignonne's trigger, Leyline?]
: ((hahahhaahhahHahahaha
Literally Satan: [mighty wizard]
: High Feast Laharl [Literally Satan] is now High Feast Laharl [].
Barchar: (What's so funny frisky)
Smol Asriel: ((And that's just the people that died after the tornadoes came through for reasons, not the people killed in the actual tornadoes
Grillby: ((butter
Muffet: [you are not Leyline.]
Grillby: ((also goddamn
: [make it Mighty Wizard]
Barchar: (Jesus)
Jäger Leyline: [not much she gets pissed off easily]
Jäger Leyline: [mention WDG]
: Yazan [Yazan] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Grillby: ((yaz, flame meant about hypnotism
Muffet: [Not what I meant.]
Muffet: [Unless your strategy is to turn something she hates into something she doesn't care about through positive reinforcement. Which is, I suppose, possible.]
Asmodeus : -He is a sad ghoat, half in a fetal position on the couch, dripping tears that phase through the couch, and blood which does the same, from the place where the scar is. Well, used to be. It looks like he wound just happened.-
Jäger Leyline: [oh shit thought you meant triggered. I dunno I cant keep up with the kids these days
: [will smith]
Muffet: [Then I shall, as they say, wing it.]
: Grillby [Grillby] is now Avanne [Avanne].
Muffet: [It's funny because I have wings.]
: [The Strokes is pretty good]
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Bojack [Bojack].
Jäger Leyline: [nah make it the phrase ....]
: ((Make it))
Bojack: the king of making children feel better enters the bar
: legally married to CryingEevee524 [] is now legally married to CryingEevee524 [Diane].
Bojack: ((Make it the entire navy seal pasta
: ((Triggers mctrigger face))
Diane: I will ruin this
Bojack: No
Bojack: Fuck Diane
Diane: walks in
Asmodeus : -Thw fuck is a bojack.-
Barchar: "...Horse."
Bojack: the horse from horsin around
Avanne: managed to fall asleep in the bar, somehow, on a chair.They awaken, see the horseman, and stay completely still.
: ((Is...))
Jäger Leyline: [Полис]
: ((Is that a dragon ball z character?))
Colton: he will fucking murder bojack if he sees him
: legally married to CryingEevee524 [Diane] is now legally married to CryingEevee524 [].
: [stop it]
: [this isn't CSGO]
Muffet: [I...will Google how to pronounce that.]
Asmodeus : -Meanwhile, nothing matters to him right now.-
Bojack: https://cdn.pastemagazine.com/www/articles/bojack%20escape%20from%20la%20main.jpg
Bojack: bojack and his wife
Jäger Leyline: [its polis
Avanne: hasn't noticed sadghoast yet
Bojack: who loves him very much
Muffet: [Good to know. I'll get on it later.]
: ((http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/2/24/Bojack_full_power_render.png/revision/latest?cb=20151128032606
: ((That))
Bojack: the horse walks up to the bar, and gets a drink from horseby
: ((That is a dragon ball z character))
CryingEevee OOC: ((it is))
Grillby: .............................
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's bojack))
Bojack: http://insidepulse.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/5-bojack-caught.jpg
Barchar: has not once seen bojack
Bojack: bojack surprised at his dead father coming to visit him
Jäger Leyline: [when will it be done?
Bojack: while he was giving his daughter a lesson in fashion
: (( http://i.imgur.com/viRr8XH.png
Bojack: looks over at the couch
Muffet: [At my earliest convenience. Expect a newly implanted ghost girl when you see her tomorrow.]
Barchar: waves
: [btw muffet]
Bojack: "Hey"
Bojack: "Why is there a crying kid"
: [the mann brothers want you to know they want you over for tea in hell]
Avanne: <...If it doesn't work I swea--uh.>
Asmodeus : -No fuck you he isn't turning around.-
[L]: [color=red]<...>[/color]
Avanne: glances at the couch.
Barchar: "A lot of shit goes on here, Horseman."
Muffet: [Oh, lovely]
Bojack: "..."
Muffet: [Tell them I'm free all next Sunday]
Bojack: goes over and pokes the child
: [youll need a passport cause satan and azazel are building a wall to keep the mexicans out]
Muffet: [I'm French]
: [do you want a forgery cause im a mighty wizard that can get you a forgery]
Muffet: [And can warp in anyway]
Avanne: gets up. "...Hey. You alright?"
Asmodeus : -It's just cold, and he has no response. He obviously felt it, and is ignoring it though.-
: [good point]
Asmodeus : "...Y-... Y-Yeah..."
Asmodeus : -You are able to feel the blood and tears, if you touched it.-
Jäger Leyline: [is it something that can be undone?
Bojack: looks confused
Bojack: "What the hell"
Avanne: You don't seem to be alright.
Asmodeus : "...I'm not."
Bojack: "Why is this kid wet?"
Bojack: "I touched his head and now my finger's all wet"
Bojack: "It's nasty and terrible"
Jäger Leyline: [dont want this to backfire]
Avanne: He's crying and bleeding.
Avanne: Do you need anything?
Muffet: [Oh, it wears off after 3-4 hours or so. Long enough to enjoy yourself, and short enough to not be too much of a problem.]
Asmodeus : "Comfort..."
Muffet: [I also might be able to put an ending trigger in. Truth be told, I'd not found a reason to before now.]
Jäger Leyline: [oh good]
Avanne: goes to the couch and sits near the child.
Bojack: "Bleeding?"
Bojack: "Shit um.."
Avanne: Well, sort of.
: Frisky "hah" Whiskington's connection timed out.
Jäger Leyline: [give her one just in case]
Bojack: "What do you mean 'sort of'"
Bojack: "You're either bleeding or not bleeding"
Avanne: He's kind of dead.
: (( I'm going to uh
Asmodeus : "It doesn't hurt..."
: (( cook instant ramen
: (( what should I put in my instant ramen
Bojack: "..."
Asmodeus : "I just... Had flashbacks... They tend to be very realistic..."
Avanne: ((a pikachu
Muffet: [...silop. Why not.]
: (( ok
Bojack: with sarcasm that you can taste, "Ooooooh, okay"
Barchar: "Oh. I know the feeling."
Bojack: "I gotcha'
Bojack: "Right, I shoulda seen that"
Bojack: "Clearly"
Asmodeus : -I mean, he can touch, feel, and taste the blood. It's real.-
Bojack: yes
Avanne: puts a hand on his shoulder. "It's not happening right now. You're here, you're safe."
Barchar: "I still remember getting erased from existence in perfect, vivid detail. I could tell you the exact order in which the atoms of my body were destroyed."
Bojack: thinks Avanne is dumb
Jäger Leyline: [BC babe you.cool with this?]
Asmodeus : "I know that... That's not the problem... It did hurt until Barchar got me out of that state..."
Asmodeus : "I was in the middle of bleeding out... Those usually end when I actually due again..."
: Die*
Avanne: Oh...
Avanne: Do you just want to be held?
Barchar: [*Thumbs up*]
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Bojack: "..."
Asmodeus : -He nods a bit. Blood is staining his shirt, a lot. It's soaked up a lot of blood.-
Bojack: is simply standing with a beer in hand, watching this shit
Avanne: hugs the ghoast.
Bojack: "Well yeah, I'm just gonna get out of here before I get implicated in manslaughter"
Bojack: heads on out
Avanne: By the way, monsieur, very strange things happen.
Bojack: ((http://67.media.tumblr.com/3617947ecf401e26003c3a9df4b82607/tumblr_o9t7cfYvFr1qz8z2ro1_500.png
CryingEevee OOC: ((garfield comics without garfield?))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i love those))
: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.
: Avanne's connection timed out.
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Barchar: "Sure. Later."
Bojack: ((http://66.media.tumblr.com/5cbdf3984b082166cdc77e6e84bf3137/tumblr_o5wgshxI0j1qz8z2ro1_500.png
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Bojack: ((http://66.media.tumblr.com/b698573a4e36c54943375ae5d690c792/tumblr_o5a8kpTUMw1qz8z2ro1_500.png
CryingEevee OOC: ((http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/
: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.
Smolster: ( me http://66.media.tumblr.com/860c90f95745d6d033de45a2e45799a1/tumblr_ocskl4hOfl1qz8z2ro1_500.png
Avanne: You can let it all out.
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: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.
: Bojack [Bojack] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Smol Asriel: is just being quiet now
Smol Asriel: ((Are we gonna go comfort tangy
Smol Asriel: ((Who needs comfort in voice
: Avanne's connection timed out.
CryingEevee OOC: (("the mortal body taints the powers of light and darkness"))
CryingEevee OOC: ((-me, when thinking of something i could do for... something))
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Smol Asriel: ((http://65.media.tumblr.com/d3f8840223004979ca21afd88379f867/tumblr_nuqlbdyel91qz8z2ro1_500.png
CryingEevee OOC: (("light and darkness are simply tools to carry out judgement"))
Muffet: she walks in, nodding at Barchar. "Ready, cutie?"
Barchar: she stands up. "Yeah. Let's go."
Smolster: ( http://67.media.tumblr.com/e78a793aad358d5240cfe3b6198d2395/tumblr_o6zcsrzsQR1qz8z2ro1_500.png
CryingEevee OOC: (("yeah, i have friends... they don't stay long. only my family does." -arac))
Barchar: Garfield minus Garfield is the story of a sad man named Jon Arbuckle, stripped of all dignity and hope
Avanne: ((it's me irl
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.
Avanne: ((im mostly kidding
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: legally married to CryingEevee524 [] disconnected.
: Avanne's connection timed out.
Barchar: Ironically, his troubles could be improved by the gaining of a real cat and dog, instead on the ones conjured within his diseased mind
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] joined chat.
CryingEevee OOC: ((the light and darkness quotes were to be said by "consival"))
Smol Asriel: http://i.imgur.com/SXfBTdj.png
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Smol Asriel: http://i.imgur.com/jTXc128.png
Barchar: Hoo boi
Smol Asriel: http://i.imgur.com/sf9PAuY.png
Barchar: Is this how we defeat mobius
Avanne: ((send those to chime with no context so they get it on their return
Smol Asriel: ((Yes
CryingEevee OOC: (("You aren't worthless. You aren't broken. You deserve a chance. You deserve a lot. You deserve it all."))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((an anon?))
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai anon))
Avanne: ((hi anon
??: ((nope))
Smol Asriel: ((Tell me to send or not to send
CryingEevee OOC: ((aww))
Smol Asriel: ((Hi b
??: ((iz chuck testa))
Smol Asriel: ((http://i.imgur.com/sW5vWdu.jpg
Avanne: ((send them
CryingEevee OOC: ((chuck testa stopped being a meme years ago))
Smol Asriel: ((http://i.imgur.com/zlw3QyK.jpg
Smol Asriel: ((That's how you know it's b
??: ((its a retro meme now lol))
Smol Asriel: ((or maybe
Barchar: (Chuck testa is gold)
Smol Asriel: ((is that you
CryingEevee OOC: ((does this person talk like anyone we know?))
Avanne: ((send all of them
Smol Asriel: ((roth
??: ((who?))
Smol Asriel: ((shit
??: (( eenope ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, not roth))
??: (( heh, this is fun ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's me, dio.))
??: (( bet noone even guesses ))
Barchar: (Ant)
Smol Asriel: ((http://i.imgur.com/m39TnJN.jpg
Barchar: (Erron)
Barchar: (Somebody new)
Barchar: (Zero I)
Avanne: ((slarv send all of your inappropriate spongeboobs
??: (( nah been gone for a minute ))
Barchar: (whoever frisky is making play darkrai)
??: (( nope ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((space, the alternate version of time))
Avanne: ((bloo messing with us
??: (( I want to give hints, but I also want to keep watching you d00ds guess ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh d00d))
CryingEevee OOC: ((it IS me dio))
Avanne: ((laharl
Smol Asriel: ((It's laharl
??: (( then again, i'm just being an attention horse by doing that ))
Barchar: (Horse)
??: (( wrong ))
Barchar: (its slarvath)
Smol Asriel: ((Maybe it's Onimus
Barchar: (Time)
Avanne: ((frisky
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's the mysterious hacker known as "4chan"))
??: (( lol ))
: Frisky "hah" Whiskington's connection timed out.
Barchar: (dunno who the fuck onimus is because you're being a cryptic shit slarv :)
??: (( who is this mysterious hacker? but no...))
CryingEevee OOC: ((there's gaps between the words and the parenthesis))
CryingEevee OOC: ((keep that in mind))
CryingEevee OOC: ((that could be important))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((only sometimes though))
??: (( ooo yea letz make this a guessing game . . . ))
Avanne: ((wd?
Avanne: (doubt it
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Yazan [Yazan].
??: (( ayy friskayy ))
Barchar: (WDG)
Barchar: (Flame Warp)
CryingEevee OOC: ((they use "ayy" as a greeting. they're old))
??: (( heh, mayyybe ))
Smol Asriel: ((i have a theory but it would incite controversy
CryingEevee OOC: ((tell it then))
??: (( please do ))
Smol Asriel: ((Maybe it's tem?
??: (( FYCK
??: (( ya...
Smol Asriel: ((EEYYYYY
Barchar: (oh shit)
??: (( lololololol
Smol Asriel: ((That was not the controversial one
??: ((...
Avanne: ((AYYYYYYYYYYYYY howve you been
Smol Asriel: ((But yay i was correct
??: (( I've been depressed ))
Barchar: (Well bad news, bio has been gone for a while to a different rp and has gotten much worse)
CryingEevee OOC: (([sub]i don't think i'm familiar with tem[/sub]))
Avanne: ((aw, sucks
Barchar: (Oh, sorry dude)
Smol Asriel: ((Aw shit, sorry
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm varik btw, if that means anything))
CryingEevee OOC: ((also, feels bad man))
??: (( I tried to message them recently and idk how to reach them...))
Avanne: ((hokd on
Smol Asriel: ((He doesn't come here anymore
: Avanne [Avanne] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].
??: (( i wanna talk to them again... I miss them...))
Smol Asriel: ((But
Smol Asriel: ((He is on discord
: ((Oh, hi
Barchar: (yeah)
Smol Asriel: ((And I know how to get to him
: ((Bio is on the /r/UT Discord
??: (( I've never even been on discord... ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((if you really wanna, he's on /r/undertale's rp part of discord))
Barchar: (Just a heads-up, he's...deteriorated a bit.)
: ((Yeah..
Barchar: (In quality.)
??: (( ... i feel a bit at fault... ))
Barchar: (Nah)
CryingEevee OOC: ((don't))
: ((No, it was never your fault
MettatonSEX: ((your life comes first
Barchar: (HE was fine for our whole migratioj)
??: (( fair enough... ))
Smol Asriel: ((Hey, I can PM him the next time I see him
Barchar: (But tbh the UT discord isn't filled with the most competent rpers, and it rubbed off)
Smol Asriel: ((I'm sure he still wants to chat
??: (( ok so... discord rp... what should I know about it? as I said, never used it before...))
Barchar: (Yeah, I remember him talking about you a couple times. I'm sure he'd really like to actually see you again.)
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Avanne [Avanne].
Smol Asriel: ((Don't need to do the rp, just set up a discord account, get on the /r/undertale server, and pm him when he gets on
??: (( alroite ))
Smol Asriel: ((He's offline rn
Barchar: (Happy trails. Drop by if you wanna get to know some of the rest of us. We have fun.)
??: (( I gotta say this... I was feeling really... sad tonight. I'm glad I came on here and talked to you peepz. I feel more hopeful already.))
Avanne: ((it's nice to know youre pretty much okay, tem
Avanne: ((ay, no proboem
Avanne: ((*problem
: Yazan's connection timed out.
Smol Asriel: ((It's great to see you again
??: (( yeah.. I'll keep this window open. I know I usually speant more time with Bio but I always thought you guys were cool, too. ))
??: (( Likewise :3 ))
Smol Asriel: ((I'm what used to be BAsriel, fyi
Avanne: ((alright, nice
Smol Asriel: ((http://imgur.com/a/AMwle everything I sent chime
Varik: ((as i said, i was varik
Avanne: ((i'm mettatonsex, but honestly i go by mv
CryingEevee OOC: ((and giegue but i don't have a shortcut for him
Avanne: ((nice
MK: you might remember me as mk. Probably not. But maybe.
MK: but I don't really play them much anymore.
Avanne: ((i play... a lot of characters now
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know why i DON'T have a giegue shortcut))
Smol Asriel: ((I am now the arc guy
: ((I'm Frisky
: ((You know who I am!
Avanne: ((i play three mettatons
MettatonSEX: ((like
Schyroton: ((holy
Prismaton: ((shit
??: (( I hadn't forgetten you guys... just was dealing with some mental stuff... also vampyres but nah they're "fiction" ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm the one who has a giant graveyard))
Avanne: ((thats fine
Barchar: I wouldn't Blame you for not remembering me
Barchar: I came on, like, five times
CryingEevee OOC: ((blame, flame. heh.))
Barchar: And ten left for like two months before coming back with my own new au idea thingie
Avanne: ((blame wyrm
Barchar: Then I made this character and accidentally got important
??: (( okay, not right this second but someone will have to get me up to speed, and i'm going to have to come up with an explenation for Tem's absence ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh that reminds me, i still have SV i haven't done anything with))
??: (( Barchar? ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's just... sitting around))
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Barchar: Barchar is...hoo.
??: (( wait is there still a character list? ))
Smol Asriel: ((Nooooooo that died
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Barchar: Did you ever hear how I went and made the lore for the bar?
Smol Asriel: ((Gonna get a shower
Smol Asriel: ((Then I'll just play smazzy when I get back cuz he's simple enough
??: (( nope ))
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Barchar: Well.
Barchar: Basically.
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rw1Dg5Shzoo]you guys ever seen rhythm fortress?[/url]))
Barchar: Genocide route. Chara fuckin shit up. Sans managed to do something G or other which did 3 things. Break the barrier, basically rip a hole in the multiverse around their dimension, and essentially erase both himself and the Chara.
Avanne: ((id summarize my characters but they range from dragalge drag queen, to mettaton made of rocks, to the embodiment of overanalysis, distorted thinking, and anxiety
??: (( wow, I can relate to those all too well... ))
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MICzUosA7n8]probably better example of rhythm fortress[/url]))
Avanne: ((same
??: (( lucario is one of my favorite 'mons ))
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Barchar: That Chara, managing to barely hold on to existence, came back as sort of a...memoriless, childlike ghost girl. She could see pretty much everything in the dimension, but had essentially no influence. And she was pretty much entirely undetectable.
Barchar: Flash forward 12 years later-oh, uh, we has a ten year time skip.
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i rp a kid with a magic notebook, a shadow frisk with identity issues from a place called the darkness (we don't talk about the darkness), i DID rp a kid version of giegue who was a socially awkward alien child, someone who randomly changes to forms and personalities of yugioh monsters, and one half of a demon/angel fusion thing))
Barchar: But, she managed to actually work up enough ability to be visible to certain people, and to possess a body. An Asriel, to be exact. One who, due to a totally different story arc, had shape-shifting abilities.
CryingEevee OOC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qkSxJ1ohCk
Barchar: Unfortunately,the original owner of the body kinda had to get kicked out. It was either kick Barchar out and have his soul destabilize, killing him, or have Barchar overtake him and turn him into a vegetable. The latter occurred.
??: (( I wish I had been in the moment to experience it... but such is life. ))
Barchar: It's cool
: ((It's fine, really))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i wasn't there for the forthcoming of barchar either, so))
: ((You do you!
??: (( what kind of magic notebook CE? ))
Barchar: Look, if you couldn't come, you couldn't come
Avanne: ((oh man let me try to summarize everyone else: skeleghost child with permanent scars, 6'8" ball jointed doll mage with other people in their head, literally just mettaton, vaati but chiller and less evil, klinklang but humanoid, prissy milotic bitch, grillby
Barchar: Scribblenauts, temmoe
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's the player character from scribblenauts, so))
CryingEevee OOC: ((if you've played it))
Barchar: I have a lot of characters. I play about five of them at a time.
Smolster: (i rp a tiny gaster sometimes)
Varik: ((varik is a soul (which is more like the outline of a soul because of how little there is to it) in a jar in the bar rn
Muffet: Underswap spider whore. She's from the barkery, which is the underswap bar. What the name does not tell you, is that it is also a brothel. After a joke that got out of hand, I decided she was a succubus a couple days ago. She's also engaged to an underfell grillby named Fellby, and they have a kid.
Muffet: a succubus with a husband and kid. It's gonna be fun
SV!Gaster: ((hasn't been introduced yet and may not be and may just rot in my expansive graveyard
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GLaDOS: also, GLaDOS. Because GLaDOS. She's in the middle of her own story arc about being less of a bitch to people.
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??: (( Spiders are seshy ))
Essence: ((was someone planned but didn't quite work in the cauniverse
Schyroton: ((a handy meme that describes him: https://s9.postimg.io/azejd4v8v/image.jpg
Muffet: stuffcubus in the muffcubus
??: (( that describes things so well lol ))
??: (( oh gosh =o_o= ))
Avanne: ((yeah a lot of shit happened but if you want to come back youre welcome to
??: (( hmm GLADOS learns how 2 person. I like it. ))
??: (( wait I thought I was already here? ))
GLaDOS: p much. Getting some more Caroline up in this bitch.
Vaati: ((two people learning how to person, and both vaguely succeeding
Avanne: ((i meant back to the roleplay
Avanne: ((whoops
GLaDOS: because of a ship that started as a total joke no less
: ((It's either Onimus, B, or Tem
??: (( yeah.. I think I'll make a different chacter tonight... I know its silly but I kinda sort of really fucking miss Bio...))
: ((Thats what i've narrowed it down to, yep its Tem
Avanne: ((okay, that's understandable
??: (( that was determined earlier... ))
Avanne: ((laharl we established that earlier
: ((I havne't been here okay
: ((I was carrying in TF2
Barchar: We've known they were tem for like an hour my dude
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??: lol
: ((Again, I haven't been here in an hour, my dude
Barchar: And I don't blame you for missing bio. A lot of us gave him shit but I always liked him tbh
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Barchar: I was sad to see him drop in quality when he totally switched o the discord
??: Yeah... I think he and I both have issues with connecting to people sometimes...
: Ah
: I see
: Bio was a good guy, even here
: He then just kind of
: Left here
: And went to the /r/UT discord
: He moved on from this, I believe
??: ...well, I stopped talking to him as much as I should have...
Avanne: ((if you want to, go talk to him when you can. slarv could get you connected again
: ((As can I
: I can, too
??: (( i'm trying to find him on discord but I've never used it before... ))
??: (( I would very much like to reconnect ))
: He's usually the character Sunnt
: Sunny*
??: (( oh ))
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??: (( doesn't seem to be there... ))
??: (( brb ))
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: >wants to reconnect with bio
: are you sure you're not sean_nh
: He is Tem
Barchar: Oh is tem a he? I always thought they were a she, ngl
: I dunno
: They might be a she
??: (( 'chick with a dick' is my preffered term, though I suppose i'm more of a crossdresser... gender means very little to me ))
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??: (( for all I know I could have ovaries inside me ))
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: (( ah
: (( (( http://i.imgur.com/y0oNnmP.png
CryingEevee OOC: ((so i'll go with "they"))
: Ah
: Me too
??: (( i'm not too picky, tbh. but others like me are, so neutral words are good practice ))
: (( http://i.imgur.com/ebFSZY1.png
: (( self-titled fuckmeister
??: (( heh...))
Barchar: So I'll just pick from the deck. Aight. I'll prolly go with she most of the time, though.
CryingEevee OOC: ((>says the one who willingly decided to be "legally married to CryingEevee524"))
??: (( thats fine. ))
: (( because it's true
: (( >:(
Avanne: ((no it isnt bloo
??: (( its rather late, I imagine Bio is sleeping at this hour... ))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((you can't just say "i'm married to this person" and then be legally married to that person))
: ((Maybe
: ((You could try tomorrow, Tem
: ((By the way, Tem
: ((If you want to RP here
??: ya?
: ((Feel free to
: ((We would like to have you back, but if you don't want to come back, that's fine
Barchar: Yeah. Always nice to get more rpers.
??: my fud distracted me from making a character lol
Barchar: And from the few times I saw you rp, you were pretty good.
??: schucks...
: hey, that's pretty good
: Also Barchar is pretty much always in the bar
??: *grins*
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: So if you want to talk to her, you can
Smol Asriel: is a wheelchair bound asriel with a horrible abandonment complex
: If nobody else is in there at the time
Barchar: not rn tho
Smol Asriel: that's all you need to know
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CryingEevee OOC: ((maxwell's notebook is currently left in the bar, but i might go soon.))
Avanne: is in the bar. Mostly just being a creepy doll.
: your resident chillbot is there too
: anonymous [??] is now Sparkle_Pony27 [].
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: I still RP my Frisk, though she grew up and then died and then turned into a Disgaea angel, it's confusing af
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Colton: is a chillun that likes music and dislikes crazy people.
: [color=#00d5f2]Sater: I'LL FUCKING FIND YOU AND KILL YOU[/color]
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Yazan: (there a new guy?
: (( my laptop looks like a fucking UFO
: [url=http://i.imgur.com/mYFyM.jpg]Adaline[/url]: Oh uh well.
: [url=http://i.imgur.com/mYFyM.jpg]Adaline[/url]: Ignore this joke.
Sparkle_Pony27: ((okay I'm a pony nao ))
Shadow: ((shadow is the shadow frisk i was talking about. they're asleep on the bar couch because yeah, they pretty much always are
Colton: pls no ;-;
Avanne: is a ball jointed doll who is alive because of magic, knows magic, is a magician, is 6'8", has other people in their head that communicate internally like and can take control at will, and looks like http://i.imgsafe.org/63cb63d05d.png
Sparkle_Pony27: wut?
[L]: [color=red]<^>[/color]
H: <"ikr">
[L]: [color=red]<^_^>[/color]
Sparkle_Pony27: (*w*)
: (( imgur just fucking broke
[L]: [color=red][/color]
X: X starts to take control
H: X no
X: The body starts shifting
Blake: he is Joffrey Blake with a black man's voice and a businesslike attitude.
X: Into mystery
Avanne: seems more dragonlike.
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Avanne: <...Just once.>
: (( blurry picture of laptop setup http://i.imgur.com/7MxcFLl.png
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Avanne: shifts out of control.
X: She takes control
: your resident chillbot looks like a robotic version of
: er
X: And with his new body, enters the bar
: [url=https://popserial.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/julian.jpg]Julian Casablancas[/url]
Sparkle_Pony27: *pokes x*
X: It's a chatot
Sparkle_Pony27: Neigh.
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X: "Chatot."
: "..."
Avanne: <...You're shitting me.>
Sparkle_Pony27: . . .
: "How mysterious do you feel right now?"
X: X says this in an overly masculine voice
Vulard: (( Yo ))
CE: /s
[L]: [color=red][/color]
: (( yo ant ))
X: "Incredibly so"
: "i like that"
Vulard: walks in still wearing his fucking mickey wizard hat
: (( my laptop looks like a fucking spaceship
: (( because all you need are some lights that glow
Vulard: (( my desktop looks like a spaceship then
: "Hey there."
X: They drop it
[L]: [color=red][/color]
: the julian casablancas-bot, also known as Drakon, waves
[L]: [color=red][/color]
H: <"^.^">
Avanne: immediately takes control.
Avanne: Hello!
[L]: [color=red][/color]
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[L]: [color=red][/color]
Vulard: expertly summons a thrall just to hold his hat
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Vulard: "Greetings all! I have returned as promised"
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Vulard: clearly doesn't actually talk like that and is doing a bad fake british accent
Runner: "I'm a scatman! Skibby-dibby-dee-bob-be-op-boo!"
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: (( I've been looping why'd you only call me when you're high for the past hour
Avanne: Apologies for that, X wanted to control for a bit.
: "I just downloaded some 'nightcore update'"
Sparkle_Pony27: (( i am confuzed but thats nothing new ))
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
: "Along with this Source 2 package"
: "I've lost the ability to count to three"
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red]<%_%>[/color]
Sparkle_Pony27: ((What is the sum of two and three?))
Vulard: "Praytell attractive metal man: what is this 'nightcore' you speak of?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((524))
: "Dunno"
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: "As far as I know, this update wants an mp3 file as input, and it speeds it up and increases the pitch using my stock audio libraries."
Sparkle_Pony27: (( fug am tired; sum of two and one is three ))
Avanne: ((x, avanne, blake, l, halla, tiberius, e, and i all share a body. they can wrest control from the body and change foms
Vulard: knows what nightcore is and even has a phone sticking out of his trench coat pocket. He just [i]really[/i] wants to sell this medieval wizard thing for some reason.
: "It automatically fetches an image from moot's animeimage servers, puts it over some music and automatically uploads it to YouTube."
Sparkle_Pony27: (( what does fourty two mean? ))
: "I don't like this program."
Muffet: Assuming yaz sees this: Muffet sends Jager a picture of BC, pretty much passed out. Her pupils dilated, and the visible iris has gone purple. [One primed ghost girl, hot from the oven dearie]
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's the answer to everything))
: ((What's 9 + 10?
: (( 21 ))
: (( You're stupid ))
Sparkle_Pony27: (( 100 lol ))
Vulard: (( live meme and die never ))
: (( all u fuckers who think 9 + 10 is 19, lol...
Sparkle_Pony27: (( 42 is a love story, actually ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i walk a lonely road. the only one that i have ever known.))
: (( 42 is also a discord bot
Avanne: ...Monsieur, is that a phone I see? If you're trying to seem older, you can't get past me.
CryingEevee OOC: ((don't know where it goes))
: "..."
CryingEevee OOC: ((but it's only me and i walk alone))
: "That trench coat is rather aesthetically pleasing."
Vulard: (( Terryology gonna prove all you fucks wrong ))
Sparkle_Pony27: (( huh... hacks love that book, it seems ))
Barchar: (42 is actually from a webcomic called kiwi blitz)
Vulard: (( http://mashable.com/2015/09/14/terrence-howard-one-times-one/#hvjKeKLrHZqw ))
Barchar: (she's also been basically irrelevant in it for a while)
CryingEevee OOC: ((the thing of 42 being the answer to the meaning of life and everything is from hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy iirc))
Avanne: ((it is
CryingEevee OOC: ((i walk this empty street))
: Take note that the Blank Banshee 0 album cover is painted across Drakon's left arm
CryingEevee OOC: ((on the boulevard of broken memes))
: (( I used to know these fucks who would constantly reference hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy
Sparkle_Pony27: (( you know it was from a Douglas Adams book though, yeah? Its a "fictional" trilogy with four books. ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have hitchhiker's guide at my grandma's house. i should tell her to send it to me and i should read it))
Vulard: (( Where the city sleeps and I'm the only one and I walk alone ))
: "..."
Avanne: awaits Vulard's answer.
: (( Niall Butterfly Moon will have to wait another day
Sparkle_Pony27: (( 1 and 1 make at least 1, when discussing reproduction ))
Sparkle_Pony27: (( the language of math is simply that; language ))
Barchar: I know what the 42 being the answer is from
Vulard: "That? NO! It is a highly magical...wizard...box..."
CryingEevee OOC: ((ant you ruined it. i was walking alone and then you joined me))
: "I can tell that's a phone."
Barchar: Also why do you keep putting quotes around 'fiction' like it's not fictional
: "It is communicating with me. It wants help."
CryingEevee OOC: ((i can't walk alone when i'm with another person))
Sparkle_Pony27: (( 42 are the two closest even numbers a tradtionally digital computer could concive of ))
: (( why did this discussion start ))
Avanne: I can tell it is not a magical wizard box.
Sparkle_Pony27: (( why didn't it sart sooner? :^) ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i walk alone i walk alone.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((my shaaadow's only one that walks beside me))
Vulard: tears off his fake bandana beard
Sparkle_Pony27: (( billy joel... is your road lonely? ))
: "It's like saying toasters can't export video higher than 550x400."
Barchar: That is not a Billy Joel song tem
Vulard: "I give up."
Sparkle_Pony27: (( i can dig it ))
: (( green
: (( day
CryingEevee OOC: ((my shallow heart's the only thing that's beating))
Sparkle_Pony27: (( billy idol, my bad ))
Sparkle_Pony27: (( got my billy's mixed up ))
Barchar: I don't think it's him either
: (( American Idiot is the only reason why green day is known
Vulard: "Fine I'm not an old timey wizard. But I am a wizard."
: "What, a software installation wizard?"
Sparkle_Pony27: (( dookie was one of thier best works though, although I always enjoy Insomniac a bit more...)
: (( I've figured it out
Vulard: summons a familiar of a corgi which to be fair is more than Entra can do
: (( Drakon will enter /r/UT
: (( But under a different name
: (( That name happens to be Niall Butterfly Moon
Sparkle_Pony27: (( nimrod was thier last punk album before they went pop-punk... though it was pretty pop itself ))
Avanne: Aw. I'm sorry for ruining your schtick, cheri, though your magic is quite pleasing,
CryingEevee OOC: ((i should finish shadow of the colossus))
Smol Asriel: ((Billie jean?
CryingEevee OOC: ((I))
CryingEevee OOC: ((WALK))
CryingEevee OOC: ((ALONE))
Smol Asriel: ((BUT
Smol Asriel: ((THE
Smol Asriel: ((KID
Smol Asriel: ((IS
Smol Asriel: ((NOT
Smol Asriel: ((MY
Smol Asriel: ((SON
CryingEevee OOC: ((MY))
CryingEevee OOC: ((SHADOW'S))
: (( THE
Sparkle_Pony27: ((I've gotta clean my room or I'll be in twouble. It's been a pleasure and a 0.5 talking to y'all again.. I'll come back at some later point in time.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((THE))
: (( ONLY
Sparkle_Pony27: (( also...
CryingEevee OOC: ((SHUT))
CryingEevee OOC: ((UPI))
: (( NO
CryingEevee OOC: ((BLOO))
CryingEevee OOC: ((I))
CryingEevee OOC: ((WALK))
CryingEevee OOC: ((ALONE))
Avanne: ((no problem!
Smol Asriel: ((Nice seeyin ya tem
Sparkle_Pony27: (( U KNO da rulez
Avanne: ((hope to see you again
: (( nice2 see you again
Avanne: ((AND SO DO I
Sparkle_Pony27: (( u too ^w^ ))
Sparkle_Pony27: (( peace~! ))
Vulard: (( Bye tem ))
Avanne: ((cya tem!
Sparkle_Pony27: b0i!!
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CryingEevee OOC: ((bai))
CryingEevee OOC: ((aww, a second too late))
Vulard: (( HOPE. ))
Vulard: ((RIDES))
Smol Asriel: ((Ok, so, um
Smol Asriel: ((I kinda have a little serious thing to request, I don't know exactly how to do this
Vulard: (([sub]do not say this is how it has to be[/sub]))
Barchar: (Just ask slarv)
Vulard: ((you do no better than the fools of this burnin city))
Vulard: ((but as I live there is no memer that will stand...))
Vulard: ((...and I will finish what was started...))
Smol Asriel: ((Don't take this as permanent, I'm still questioning shit, but could you guys use she for a bit?
Smol Asriel: ((God I'm fucking dying of nerves
Avanne: ((alright
Barchar: (aight)
Smol Asriel: ((Thanks
Vulard: (( ite ))
Barchar: (Dude, this is not the kinda place where we're gonna make fun of you for it)
Avanne: ((no problem, slarv.
CryingEevee OOC: ((no promises that i'll remember))
Smol Asriel: ((I know, doesn't make it easier
: (( k
: (( i gotchu
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Smol Asriel: ((I have no idea what I'm doing and I doubt I could ever actually manage it irl because of a lot of things, but I'm gonna try to do this online and see how it goes
: ((Slarvath, it's okay
: ((I know how you feel
Barchar: (Sure thing)
Vulard: (( I get that feel ))
Smol Asriel: ((Thank you guys
: ((You're welcome, of course
Avanne: ((i understand entirely
: (( tfw iktf
: (( np
: ((I understand
Avanne: ((its no problem
Barchar: (I don't understand, really. The clos st thing I've had was that I realized I'm prolly bisexual, but that was just an 'okay, huh, this is a thing' and if anybody asked I'd tell them)
Barchar: (But either way, I'll do what I can, even if that's just sticking an s on how I refer to you)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't understand why you're making such a decision.but if that's what you want, and how you feel then go ahead))
CryingEevee OOC: ((also flame, then you'd be saying "she, shim"))
CryingEevee OOC: (("shis"))
Avanne: ((sslarvath
Smol Asriel: ((kek
: (( SSlarvath
Vulard: (( Sslarv ))
Avanne: ((the s stands for slarvath
CryingEevee OOC: ((how about we remove the s. "larvath"))
Yazan: (helli
Yazan: ((hello
Smol Asriel: ((Hi yaz
CryingEevee OOC: ((larvath sounds like an insect monster, actually))
Vulard: (( sup ))
Avanne: ((s'larvath
Barchar: (hi yaz)
CryingEevee OOC: (('larv))
Smol Asriel: ((Is it time for the story
CryingEevee OOC: ((like 'harl))
Vulard: ((m'larv))
Smol Asriel: ((Should I tell this shitty tale
CryingEevee OOC: ((m'harl))
Avanne: ((s'ure
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'f y'ou w'ant))
: ((Yes
Vulard: (('''''''''''))
Muffet: Muffet sends Jager a picture of BC, pretty much passed out. Her pupils dilated, and the visible iris has gone purple. [One primed ghost girl, hot from the oven dearie]
: ((Tell the s'tory of S'larvath
Yazan: ((Im teaching my kids to dance to Mr Blue Sky by ELO
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Story Time [].
CryingEevee OOC: ((s'tory t'ime))
: Alright let me try and remember how this starts and also get my hands to stop shaking
: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] is now Crying'Vee524 [Crying'Vee OOC].
Jäger Leyline: [Alright hold on to her Im occupied atm]
Barchar: Take it slow if you need to
Muffet: [Not a problem. I think she's just going to keep staring at my ass until she falls asleep or it wears off, anyway.]
: Slarv, relax.
: That helps a lot
: Just take a deep breath
: And just calm down
: Then you can tell the story
Jäger Leyline: [Im not gonna be home for awhile though]
: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.
: Fuck I forgot the beginning
: Shitballs
: Ok, so
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: I think it begins with Slarvath, the space pirate who thinks he's from 1857, and his trusty cat assistant Alfredo needing a book
: (("Haha I'll just slap his tits raw, pound his ass in a dumpster and spray paint "Yortilengo Mungus wuz here" on his bleeding chest instead if it's all the same to you" - Reddit
: What the fuck
: So they head to the library, the library at the end of the universe
: Who is run by a tsundere named Denise
: While in the library, the sun explodes and destroys the universe, but the library is OK because it's got AC
: Good ass AC
Barchar: I'm already confused.
Crying'Vee OOC: ((this is great already))
Barchar: But go on
: So after all that there are 15 people in the library
Crying'Vee OOC: ((winder AC))
: The last people in the universe
: And then all I remember from the next bit is they all die, and Donkey Kong, Zach, and Cody are involved
Crying'Vee OOC: ((oh))
: Denise, Alfredo, and Slarvath survive
: Slarvath gets hit by a cupid arrow because it's the spring courtship
: He dies
: And gets brought back to life because Alfredo drops a necronomicon on him
: Then he courts Denise for a while
: sv_cheats 1
: fUCK
Barchar: What the fuck
Crying'Vee OOC: ((good))
: After that
: The fire gets into the library
: girl*
: And they gotta escape
: jk
Crying'Vee OOC: ((time to go to the serious room))
: So they cook bacon on the fire
: To summon chuck norris
: bot_add_t
: ok what the fuck
: But he can't defeat the fire, because it's part of the 99%
Avanne: ((im going to bed guys, gn
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Vulard: ((gn))
Barchar: What the fuck slarvath
: So the fire burns slarvath
Crying'Vee OOC: ((this DOES sound like a fever dream))
Barchar: This sounds like a dream, not a novel
: And then he wakes up in a white train station
: (( hold up http://www.cs2d.com/index.php
: The one from harry potter's 8th movie
Crying'Vee OOC: ((yup, fever dream))
: And then
: I remember this guy's name
: Fumbledork
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: and presents him a tablet from the ancient days of 'Fryd Flynstohn'
: This was written in 2011 btw
Crying'Vee OOC: ((ancient grand dad))
: Slarvath has to utter the sacred words to open it
Crying'Vee OOC: ((fred fyrestone))
: So he says 42
: And it opens
: For a second I thought it would've escalated into a wet dream
: To a poster of mitt romney
: combined with a fever dream
: Who is so boring he makes all the fire go home
Vulard: (( Fred Flameohotman ))
: And then the world is saved
: The end
: I wrote that, I think I still have the hard drive it's saved on
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Crying'Vee OOC: ((oh d00d))
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: Beautiful
: (( anyone want to play Overwatch
Crying'Vee OOC: ((that really sounded like a fever dream though))
Barchar: What the fuck slarv
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: 2011 was a nice year
Crying'Vee OOC: ((like, with the escalation))
: December 2011
: Best month ever
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Smol Asriel: sadsmol enters the bar
: (( i mean, overwatch, when I get it
: "hey there"
Smol Asriel: "..."
: (( 2014 fucking succed
Smol Asriel: Can confirm
Smol Asriel: Worst year of my life
: (( 2008 and 2009 were the worst years of my life
Vulard: (( This year ain't great for me atm ))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((1562 was my favorite year))
: (( I lived in fucking Nebraska at the time
: (( lol remember when people thought the world was gonna end in 2012
Crying'Vee OOC: ((yeah. people are idiots))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((that's why i'm not one))
Smol Asriel: ((I feel fucking good
Vulard: (( THE END IS NEIGH! ))
Smol Asriel: ((I remember when I was scared about that
Crying'Vee OOC: ((THE END IS VALE...wait))
Vulard: (( I remember going into the city that day and looking at the sky and thinkng..."that shit ain't falling anytime soon" ))
Barchar: I was never scared of it tbh
Smol Asriel: ((Yeah well
Crying'Vee OOC: ((i was kinda scared, but at the same time i was like "nah"))
: (( It was a sort of "fuck it" day for me tbh
Smol Asriel: ((You saw what I was doing in 2011
: (( Bought a knife
Barchar: It was just...whatever you say, y'all. I'mma go Ah borderlands.
Barchar: Play*
: (( jk
Barchar: Ah? WTF?
Smol Asriel: ((aaaaaaa
: (( 2016 has just been a really tense year in general
: (( So far, that is
: Celebrity deaths
: Actor deaths
: Shootings
: Fuckayou, ISIS
: Trump
: Hillary
Barchar: CaU! That's good!
Smol Asriel: https://img.ifcdn.com/images/eca7796fd62ed462be01bb0a50a655f96cb297d42a31c501d2473b965f3797bf_1.jpg
: Pokemon GO
: No Man's Sky hate
Vulard: (( I really want this year to end ))
: Harambe
Crying'Vee OOC: ((i'm looking forward to 2020. because it sounds like a futuristic year "the far off year of twenty twenty"))
Smol Asriel: All you need to know about 2016
: Harambe
: (( I'm waiting for 2018
: (( The reason why is obvious
Crying'Vee OOC: ((i hope we have spacecars in 2020))
Smol Asriel: Idc bout everyone dying
: (( The best thing about 2016 so far
Smol Asriel: I'm just hoping FFXV gets delayed
Crying'Vee OOC: ((but really i think by 2020 we MAY have a man on mars))
Smol Asriel: To 2017
Smol Asriel: So it's not terrible because karma
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: (( I think the best thing so far about 2016 has been overwatch and no man's sky
: (( /s
: (( I wonder if NMS will get the features promised one day
: I'm going to bed
: gn
Crying'Vee OOC: ((gn))
: gn
Smol Asriel: ((It's been a great year for visual novels
Smol Asriel: ((gn
Barchar: Night frisko
Vulard: ((gn))
Vulard: (( https://youtu.be/4lo7JPLJUUU?t=3m54s ))
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Crying'Vee OOC: ((2005 was a wild year))
Vulard: (( I was 6. I really wouldn't know ))
: (( fUCK YOU I WAS 5
: (( 2007
: (( When all cameras were potatoes
Vulard: (( But I guess we had hoverboards and shit? Fucking robot cars? ))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((i was [REDACTED] in 2005))
Smol Asriel: ((2015 was pretty sick in hindsight
Barchar: I was 4
: (( October 21 2015 was not what it was supposed to be
: (( 2004 was pretty wild
Vulard: (( 2015 was dope ))
: (( Invention of e-cigs
: (( 2007
Crying'Vee OOC: ((i don't know why i don't want to share my age. i just don't want to.))
Vulard: (( Actually 2015 was when I was friends with stoners so scratch that ))
: (( HL2 episodes 1 and 2
Smol Asriel: ((2015 was the year i lost all social life to stay up all night typing on msparp and discord
Vulard: (( or not because the word dope still applies ))
: (( 2013-present have been the years where I see my social life slowly blowing away
: (( I used to stay up until like 3 am playing minecraft
: (( ...three years ago, that is
Vulard: (( This year is when my social life finally croaked ))
Smol Asriel: ((See
: (( now I stay up until 3 playing fucking CS
Smol Asriel: ((I used to stay at home all day playing mc
Vulard: (( "croaked"? why did I use that word? ))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((we were still xyzzy or charat in 2015 though. so slarv was on msparp before cau was))
Smol Asriel: ((But i'd hang out with friends
Smol Asriel: ((we did charat in january
Smol Asriel: ((but
Smol Asriel: ((dicsord
: (( I wonder when this group will collapse
Crying'Vee OOC: ((dicksword))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((hopefully, it won't))
Vulard: (( I don't wanna think about that ))
: (( 2016 for me:
Crying'Vee OOC: ((i still think our EVENTUAL keyword is EVENTUAL is to all meet up at least ONCE))
: (( de_dust2
Smol Asriel: ((dicksword
: (( vaping
: (( discord
Smol Asriel: ((Gonna make that an item now brb
Crying'Vee OOC: ((*goal eventual goal))
Smol Asriel: ((Alright I'm gonna go to bed, again, thanks
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: (( butterfly knives
: (( pokemon GO
Vulard: (( gn sslarv ))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((tildes))
: (( ~
: (( marriage
: (( aesthetics
: (( and finally
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: (( msparp
: (( but still mostly de_dust2
Crying'Vee OOC: ((my 2016: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯))
Vulard: (( my 2016: I moved, lost my social life, go to a worse school, but my keyboard lights up so that's cool ))
Vulard: (( also just a lot of music ))
Vulard: (( i probably listen to music more often now than I ever have ))
Vulard: (( I should maybe go to bed ))
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Crying'Vee OOC: ((i'mma go now. gn))
Vulard: ((gn))
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Yazan: ((bread
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Yazan: (dead bread
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: ((I will be taking a shower to brb
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Yazan: (I'll be on over watch
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: ((Am back))
: ((It is 8:06 for you right))
: ((Pm))
Yazan: yes
Yazan: why?
: ((Good. I have a world clock, and wanted to know that it was right))
Yazan: okay then
Yazan: you.going to school
: ((Yeah))
: ((Unfortunately))
Yazan: ggaaayyyyy
: ((Sstrrraaaaaiiiiit))
Yazan: as gay aa jager and fellby were
: Aka very
Asmodeus : -He's still recovering a bit from yesterday.-
Azalea: -she is with goat waifu.-
Hywel: -He's with gote son and gote waifu.-
Amado: -He's doing laundry.-
Jäger Leyline: -enters house
: Yazan [Yazan] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Amado: "Welcome home, Jäger."
Jäger Leyline: hwy Amado
Amado: -He's folding clothes.-
Jäger Leyline: hows it.going?
Amado: "Pretty good."
Jäger Leyline: anything new?
Amado: "You guys have a lot of laundry. But I kinda expected that with a house with so many people."
Jäger Leyline: its not my end
Amado: "Mostly girls clothes."
Jäger Leyline: yeah true
Jäger Leyline: sits on the couch
Jäger Leyline: hywel sit being a mopey dope?7
Amado: "No. He's sleeping with his wife and son."
Amado: "Plus, what's making him a mopey dope?"
Jäger Leyline: he always has a shit attityde
Amado: "Naaah, that's just his personality. Have you seen the stuff he went through? That place was hell."
Amado: "I'm just very optimistic, I probably would be sad and mopey all the time, too."
Amado: "Trust me, I've never ever wanted to shoot at a kid. That's what I was forced to do, you know?"
: ((Brb))
Jäger Leyline: you think he is the only one thats had a rough life?
Amado: "When did I say that?"
Jäger Leyline: you dont see me walking arou.d hating everything
Amado: "He does hate everything. He's just a pessimist, gonna think that the worst case scenario can happen."
: Doesn't/8
: Doesn't*
Jäger Leyline: llike I.sad shit attitude
Amado: "Being a dick about isn't gonna make it better, my friend."
Jäger Leyline: you think.I havent been nice to him?
Jäger Leyline: hell hes set up in this house. No rent or utilities
Amado: "Yeah. And he has a personality. You're gonna have to deal with it."
Jäger Leyline: actually no you got it wrong
Amado: "Plus, he doesn't seem all that bad."
Jäger Leyline: he has to deal with me
Jäger Leyline: he lives with me afterall
Amado: "Whatever you say, man."
Jäger Leyline: yeah what ever I say gies here
Jäger Leyline: ((Zarya is a good tank.once you learn her
: ((Her ultimate is so good))
Jäger Leyline: (yeah but I can never use my fucking ultimates
Jäger Leyline: ((some fucking stupid shit always happens
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Fanta: ((New cat likes being on my bed and assaulting my feet
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Jäger Leyline: (oi
Barchar: (ults aren't just a 'press q to do good' button. Gotta know when and how to use that shit)
Jäger Leyline: ((I do, I look at various opporutinties
Jäger Leyline: (I wait to use them
Jäger Leyline: ((and its always there, but some shit steals it away
Jäger Leyline: ((and goddamn Mei is op now
Barchar: (You just really have to hope you can get away from mei long enough to get some teammates)
Jäger Leyline: ((no, thats it, you can't
Barchar: (and then hope she hasn't managed to shit out another fucking ult by the time you do)
Jäger Leyline: ((you are completely fucked the moment she tocuches you with her freezy gun
Barchar: (its not easy. You usually have to use your movement ability or something.)
Jäger Leyline: (I do
Jäger Leyline: (Its op
Jäger Leyline: ((1 v 1, if she gets close you're down
Jäger Leyline: done*
Barchar: (Well yeah, that's what I'm saying, you really can't fight her 1v1. She is pretty bullshit tho, I won't lie)
Jäger Leyline: ((she was annoying before, but they decide to make her more so
Jäger Leyline: ((I watched freeze 3 playerrs in like 2 seconds
Jäger Leyline: ((so the whole, have teammates nearby to help. doesn't work
Barchar: (Jesus, what the fuck blizzard)
Jäger Leyline: ((gotta get her at range, too bad all the maps are cqc
Jäger Leyline: is waiting for his waifu
Muffet: knock knock
Jäger Leyline: hmm?
Jäger Leyline: opens the door
Muffet: "Special delivery for a 'Jah-gear Lee-line?'" she said, holding Barchar under her arm.
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Jäger Leyline: grabs BC
Barchar: she waves. Her eyes look...as normal as usual, at least.
Jäger Leyline: where do I sign
Jäger Leyline: has a pen
Muffet: she looks her lips. "You've got a whole package. You can find a spot."
Muffet: licks*
Jäger Leyline: spins on her chest
Jäger Leyline: signs*
Muffet: she nods. "Good choice."
Jäger Leyline: muffets, not BCs
Muffet: "Have fun." she said, smiling and walking off. "You can pay me later."
Fanta: ((Is bc's trigger potato salad?
Jäger Leyline: so just say the magic words?
Muffet: "Oui. And don't forget them. I've done that before, and it tends to lead to pain."
Barchar: (it is not)
Jäger Leyline: Alright
Fanta: ((It should be
Barchar: (you got one syllable correct)
Jäger Leyline: how you feelin babe
Barchar: "Preeetty alright? Bit out of it. Don't remember when it wore off." she yawned. "Wreakin' a bit of havoc with my memories right now, but Muff' said that once I get rest they usually come back."
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Elo: after a few days of doing nothing
Elo: just vanished
Barchar: I cri
Elo: rip
Barchar: recquies en pache
Jäger Leyline: sits on the bed
Barchar: I maybe got one word right there
Loni Leyline: -is in her room-
Barchar: she goes with 'Im
Jäger Leyline: so wanna wait then?
Jäger Leyline: jsut relax a bit?
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Barchar: She shrugged. "Don't think it'll hurt nothin'. But you do whatever you wanna do. Even after its worn off, right now I'm kinda just along for the ride."
Jäger Leyline: alright then
Jäger Leyline: Полис
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Barchar: she shudders, her eyes looking like in the picture. "Wheh..." she thought for a second, before nodding and holding onto Jager.
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Jäger Leyline: BC? babe? you okay?
Jäger Leyline: holds her back
Barchar: "Yeah." she said, nodding, smiling wide. "feels good."
Jäger Leyline: uhh.....are you slave mode now?
Elo: is back in ardis
Elo: shoe left a note
Elo: 'vacation over'
Loni Leyline: -picks up the note-
Barchar: "Mmmn. Thinkin' yes." her voice is sounding a lot less 'zoned out' and more...'mbm if her base voice was Barchar instead of normal muffet'
Loni Leyline: can you help him Shoe? Please.....is there something I can give or do for you?
Jäger Leyline: lays on his stomach
Elo: 'nope'
Jäger Leyline: would you kindly provide me a massage?
Loni Leyline: -huddles up and lies down, arms wrapped around her legs
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Barchar: doesn't waste any time getting on it, shuddering a bit at first.
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Jäger Leyline: hmmmm
Jäger Leyline: took his shirt off
Loni Leyline: ...please......
Loni Leyline: -is crying a bit-
: ((Barchar: Hola mi amigo , yo soy tu novia atractiva llamado Barchar. Alábame.
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Jäger Leyline: not bad
Barchar: (That's not even French u pleb)
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Jäger Leyline: ....use your tongue
: ((It's fucking Spanish you pleb
: ((I didn't want to use French you pleb
Barchar: she recognizes she'd question the effectiveness of that in a normal situation, but gee whiz, this sure doesn't sound like a normal situation. Down she goes.
Barchar: (I know you pleb)
Barchar: (But it's just dumb u pleb)
: ((Fuck you pleb
Jäger Leyline: shivers a but
Jäger Leyline: ouuhhh
Jäger Leyline: kinky
: ((Barchar is a pleb, Muffet's a pleb Succubus, Sage is Willy Wonka /s
Barchar: (Hello my friend , I'm your girlfriend called Barchar attractive . Praise Me .)
Barchar: (Barchar attractive is her new full name.)
Barchar: (Also why the fuck would sage be willy wonka)
: ((I don't fucking know
Sage: (Willy wonka is way too optimistic for this fuck)
Jäger Leyline: rolls over
Jäger Leyline: now you're favorite, the abs
: ((Willy Wonka is dead
Barchar: (:( )
: ((I'm technically saying Sage is dead /s
Sage: (Gib ghost typing frisko)
Barchar: she licks her lips, before getting on it
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Jäger Leyline: to be honest, I feel like you would have done this without the conditioninf
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Barchar: "Likely. So readily? Probably not."
: ((G O A T A B S
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Barchar: "I'm too logical normally. I'd actually wonder whether using your tongue is an effective massage tactic."
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Jäger Leyline: well I'm not too concerned about the massage
Jäger Leyline: I'm just enjoy thins
Jäger Leyline: this*
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Jäger Leyline: and I'm sure you are too
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Jäger Leyline: holds her head down on his chest
Barchar: She smiles lazily. "You have no idea."
Jäger Leyline: so did you read my mind yet about my date with Fellby and I?
Barchar: (why does that goat have a bra)
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Barchar: "I wouldn't do that without your permission."
Barchar: (Jager wears bras)
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Jäger Leyline: go ahead
Jäger Leyline: I wanna see your reaction
Jäger Leyline: I destroyed Fellby
Barchar: "Good."she clasped the side of his head, her actual ghost form extending a bit to get in his head
Jäger Leyline: shivers a bit
: ((Jäger actually fucking killed Fellby
Jäger Leyline: ((why do you think you haven't seen him in like a day?
Barchar: (He's reforming)
Barchar: (That's why he'll be back in a few days)
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Elo: 'no'
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Barchar: she goes a-lookin'
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Jäger Leyline: -she sees Jager having a romantic seafood dinner with Fellby, taking him to a hotel, and FUCKNIG HIS BRAINS OUT
Barchar: aaand I'mma use this as an 'I need to get out of bed a do educational things' out
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Loni Leyline: -is sad. such sad-
: She misses her suffering boyfriend
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: ((Barchar: Fuck off ya annoying bastard
: ((Jäger: my boner is gone
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Jäger Leyline: has full control over his dick
Jäger Leyline: so it comes right back whenever he wants it to
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Fanta: Wrong
Barchar: (nvm, no education today. Hip hip hooray.)
Fanta: ((Kewl
Barchar: (On an utterly unrelated note: there's this one fucking movie that I can't remember the name of)
Barchar: (but there's this board game, and the two kids play it cause they're bored, and it turns out the board game warps reality, so the events it's loosely depicting happen in real life)
Barchar: (and one of them is that it makes an astronaut appear and then he becomes the main character)
Barchar: (and it starts with a z and i can't fucking remember it's name)
Fanta: ((Zathura
Barchar: (YES)
Barchar: (thank you)
Fanta: ((np
Barchar: (Why do I fucking remember this movie all the time but never it's fucking name)
Barchar: (Was ti even that good a movie??)
Fanta: ((Not really
Fanta: ((NC did a review IIRC
Fanta: ((Now there's this one book
Fanta: ((I cannot for the life of me remember the title
Barchar: (I don't see a review when I look it up on youtube anyway)
Barchar: (but go on)
Fanta: ((But it involved walking, sentient wheels of cheese that got melted down to feed some giant rat from 'the fondue pit'
Fanta: ((And there was a scientist
Fanta: ((And mechanical wings?
Barchar: (Yeeeah that sounds like another one of your dreams)
Fanta: ((I think the main character was called Arthur but I'm not sure
Barchar: (I guess I've read some weird fucking shit when I was a kid)
Barchar: (There was this one book)
Barchar: (That was like)
Barchar: (A really fucking weird version of toy story)
Barchar: (where these GI Joe type toys were alive, and also later there were naked barbie villains??)
Fanta: ((Small soldiers?
Barchar: (I think it was called Small Soldiers or some shit like that)
Barchar: (Yeah)
Fanta: ((There was a movie
Barchar: (Ohh, yeeeah, the NC did a review on it didn't he)
Fanta: ((Ye
Barchar: (I think I've tried to block out it's existence)
Fanta: ((Goddammit now I'm trying to find the book
Barchar: (It was not good dude)
Barchar: (why do you want this)
Fanta: ((The cheese thing
Barchar: (oh)
Fanta: ((I need to find this
Fanta: ((I think I found a fanfic of it
Barchar: ([i]what[/i])
Fanta: ((Nope it's a fanfic of stargate atlantis that happens to involve fondue
Barchar: ([i]WHAT[/i])
: ((What the fuck
Fanta: ((It was like 2008 when i read this shit
Barchar: (What is this shit)
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: (( I said this right to Zebraspace
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Barchar: wow
: one of the admins just
: gave up
Barchar: we are just slowly breaking r/UT
Barchar: but are we the good guys
Barchar: or the bad guys
: well I think there was some tension with the mods already going on
: something with reddit
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Fanta: We are heroes
Barchar: But are we mario heros, or freaking
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Blazefire [Blazefire].
Barchar: handsome jack heros
: if we're breaking anything in /r/UT
: We're breaking the roleplayers
Barchar: We're like
Barchar: We're just doing weird shit
Blazefire: Truly the heroicest of heroes
: We will go down in the history group
: The history group of history people
Barchar: 'Cause on the one hand, we're introducing actual sad shit and expanding their horizons
Barchar: and all
Barchar: but also
: Our names will be remembered
Barchar: man, we're kinda causing a lot of tension between everyone
: Mostly the mods realizing they're shit at everything
: especially tangy
Blazefire: (('So.. so dank' ~ npc in bravely default
: In Diablo 3 there's a cellar called the Dank Cellar
Blazefire: ((Said while describing the basement she was locked in
Barchar: The dank depths
: Introducing a parasol to these fucks
: Gonna make them think it means something
: http://i.imgur.com/AGovDPt.png
: 'ubisoft umbrella'
: Blazefire's connection timed out.
: Bio's asking me to make more aesthetic
: http://i.imgur.com/l5c4rQz.png
Barchar: do it
Barchar: and make it so that if you turn the brightness up
Barchar: it says 'FUCK YOU BIO'
Barchar: in big capital letters
: nah
: i'm not trying to be that hostile towards him
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: but I might put in a subtle poke at his shittiness
: http://i.imgur.com/C6ugvJ4.png
: do i do it
: Blazefire's connection timed out.
Barchar: yes
Barchar: it's an undertale discord
: i meant saying
: 'yes, she'
: do I do that
Barchar: OH
Barchar: no, don't confirm it
Barchar: just stay silent
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: http://i.imgur.com/QkYR5sf.png
Barchar: You want to be able to say that you never told them you were a girl
: I probably should just say I'm not a girl either
Barchar: Depends on how long you wanna kep the joke running
: http://i.imgur.com/saetsyJ.png
: maybe a few more mentions
Barchar: okay, he's done the joke himself
Barchar: just keep on rolling with it
Barchar: "Dude, I have never once in my life siad I was a girl."
Barchar: [sub]well okay i guess i don't know what you were before you went agendered[/sub] but you get me
Barchar: "Dude, I've never told any of you that I was a girl."
: i was a guy
Barchar: ah
Barchar: Then yeah, you can put it that way which is a thing
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: Everyone there apparently thinks Laharl is a girl
Barchar: Why
Barchar: Well
Barchar: I know why
Barchar: he plays Miyu primarily
: How the fuck does Bio not know I'm agender
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Barchar: and often I associate the character's pronouns with the person
Barchar: and also yeah, that is weird actually
Barchar: maybe he's in on the joke???
Barchar: or he's just slipping like me idfk
: I don't think I really made it clear to him or something
: just adds for more keks
Barchar: He had to have seen you correct me at least once
Barchar: idfk dude just
Barchar: bio is weird
: http://i.imgur.com/chp6ksm.png
Barchar: waitwaitwaitwaitFUCKINGWAIT
Barchar: who's the 'you'
: me
: The joke is working
Barchar: Jesus bio what is up with you
Barchar: maybe he thinks you switched pronouns?
Barchar: Or maybe he's just being a little shit
Barchar: WHO KNOWS
: idk
Barchar: I still wonder how they might react to mbm
: react to what?
: oh
: oH
Barchar: I doubt they've ever had any interaction with a character like that other than like...the really childish version of a sexual character bio has
Barchar: for
Barchar: all of them
: /r/UT is probably like
: They think that they're creating catastrophes and shit in what they do
: But from the outside it doesn't look like that at all
: "[i]he gets launched 36.7772 meters in the air[/i]" like what the fuck is that
Barchar: That should be a joke
: I just
: get the vibe from these people
Barchar: I basically fucking MADE that joke in one of the early days with Barchar
: that they're probably like
Barchar: That's so weird
Barchar: i feel like the only adults there are Tangy and delta
: I get the vibe from these people like they don't know what they're doing
Barchar: and only maybe tangy
: madzci is 26 iirc
Barchar: Dunno who they are, guess I haven' been there long enough
: not a single person there knows what I can do
: bc I haven't shown them
Barchar: What do you mean 'what you can do'
: Blazefire's connection timed out.
: i actually don't know now
: do you see how like
: they make fucking diagrams of how their houses are and shit
: http://i.imgur.com/dqgcexU.png
: http://i.imgur.com/irpsNPN.png
: rp fighting
: 10/10
Barchar: "Ready smash"
: http://i.imgur.com/EBiU4DW.png
: i never really understood what it meant when people did shit like t h i s in that sort of sense
Barchar: It's suppposed to be like
Barchar: t a l k i n g r e a l l y s l o w a n d t h r e a t e n i n g
: this is the perfect alternative what the fuck
Barchar: i d o n ' t h a v e t h a t f o n t
Barchar: w e l l i d o n ' t k n o w h o w t o u s e i t
: look up fullwidth converter
: http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Pulp-Fiction.html I really like how this is formatted
: http://i.imgur.com/NRszpyB.png
Barchar: Citehtsea
: fuckin RP like that for /r/UT
Barchar: ...Citehtsea actually sounds lke a legit name
Barchar: for like
Barchar: a fantasy queen
: it's just the 'ht' in the middle that sounds a tad off
Barchar: Brb making a backstory for Queen Citehtsea
: Vol is her son
Barchar: Pff okay
Barchar: Backstory made
: hey, 'citehtsea' was a last name I cooked up
Barchar: Oh, really? was his last name already Citehtsea?
: yes
Barchar: Well then
Barchar: I guess it's only logical
: http://i.imgur.com/L8HgFy9.png
: vol francisco citehtsea
Barchar: "THIS  'BAR'  IS  FILLED  WITH  FOOLS  AND  MORTALS,  AND  I  DO  NOT  LIKE  IT" Vol: "fuck off mom"
Barchar: Vol: "Nobody told you to come here"
: what's the backstory
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crR6pBGMZ90
Barchar: She's the queen of the aesthetic dimension.
Barchar: Also Vol is somehwere in there?
: yes
Barchar: At some point she had a kid, and he was Vol, and he was a loser
: But he learned to do things with sound after encountering the Vaporians in the wild
Barchar: All the queen learned to do is make her voice sound weird
Barchar: also, tilde noise.
Barchar: Barchar: "I hate you and everything you stand for"
: vol's like
: "It's time to stop, mom"
Barchar: "WOW  RUDE"
: I've got it
: "Why don
: "Why don't I have a dad"
: I know exactly how I will introduce my character to /r/UT
Barchar: why is your name 'actually not married'
: dunno
: would it be correct to write 'her teeth bared'
: I don't think it would
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Barchar: i think it would be
The meme queen: "I  AM  THE  MEME  QUEEN,  EMEM  CITEHTSEA"
: http://i.imgur.com/3ghoRpP.png
: "A 5'7 brown-haired pale-skinned girl"
: damn right I introduce a fuckin Chara
The meme queen: oops forgot the shortcut
Barchar: but yes, 'bared her teeth' would be correct
: 'her red eyes showing nothing but pure anger'
: does that sound right
Barchar: Seems legit
: most of the descriptive things I write sound odd to me
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: [i]Snowdin. Whatever time it is. A 5'7 brown-haired pale-skinned girl drags across the snow, badly wounded. There are large holes ripped in her oversized black sweater, and her red eyes show nothing but pure anger.[/i]
Barchar: I mean, it depends on how you format the rest of it mostly
: Draft one
Blazefire: What did i walk into
Blazefire: I've just been sucking at tennis
: I'm writing a draft for my introduction of a Chara to /r/UT
Barchar: I'm going full Bloolooboyle
Blazefire: You could do chara grandma
: Flame is learning how to do aesthetic memes
Blazefire: Who is everyone's grandma
: It's a chara whose backstory is drastically different from the norm
Barchar: that introduction sounds fine to me bloo
: as with all charas I've ever fucking played
Barchar: how many charas have you played?
Blazefire: I should put blazefire back in
Barchar: back in to what?
: eh
: 5-6
: All of them scored something with AD
Blazefire: /r/undertale
Barchar: he was in r/UT?
Barchar: Huh
Blazefire: Yes
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: A thin fleece sweater
: wait
: Blazefire [Blazefire] is now Fanta [Fanta].
: there is no way a fleece sweater can be thin
: Not the PMD Blazefire, Flamr
: Flame*
Barchar: Oh
Fanta: Oh does
Barchar: OH RIGHT
Fanta: Does flame not know
Fanta: Yeeee
: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/b3/17/51/b317517c554818b5bdf1496a79621b6d.jpg
: This is cute af
Barchar: I forgot him
: cute asf
Barchar: de'aw
Fanta: Le awwww
: i'm taking a new approach
: The Bloo method of introducing characters
: Only write backstory and introduction
: https://img.ifcdn.com/images/cb258032ca27acd41fa1696237d1a61766a20011ff6b6d0f977f4063fea8762e_1.jpg
: Whatever you write must be exactly 56 lines long
: either 56 or 22
Barchar: Okay that hoopa unbound is fucking hot ngl
: Take what you have and fucKING GO
: damn hoopa
Fanta: Psychonauts 2 is a thing now
Barchar: It's been a 'thing' for like two years
Barchar: iirc
Barchar: just been in development hell i think
: http://orig02.deviantart.net/87be/f/2015/023/f/1/celebihoopadoodles_by_terraterracotta-d8f33mx.png
Fanta: Since 2015
Fanta: Set to release in 2018, that's not too hellish
Barchar: mmn
: actually not married's connection timed out.
: https://img.ifcdn.com/images/381bf8636c089ce157d70cc4e59d234cfbd4b90ef9c4017fda21448e7244fd71_1.jpg
Barchar: Hope it's god
Barchar: good*
Barchar: okay that's a pretty big stretch
Barchar: but kinda cool
Barchar: almosst certainly not intentional, but an interestig thing
Fanta: That would be somewhat accurate if they were all event pokemon
Fanta: But there's jirachi and manphy
: E D G E
: https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTqiuGABrJbQSRrOC3BODPFLth-Gfx_FuWQvn93jAYObC57ryG7
Barchar: why does it have tits
: http://orig11.deviantart.net/c020/f/2014/166/d/7/pallet_meme___shiny_celebi_by_blazingcoral-d7mjm75.png
Barchar: [i]why does it have saggy tits[/i]
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: i saw some weird jirachi porn the other day
: https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTpYmR_laORQ6DP1UfLp20YsMdcZFLxoI-43fDS-29AhVAPwNFA
Barchar: "My wish is for ur puss ;)"
: Oh god
: Dusknoir x Grovyle exists
: gonna look for froslass x lucario
Barchar: hot
: diane and auron
: img02.deviantart.net/7dfd/i/2015/109/0/6/lucario_x_froslass__by_yuseicrimsonknightx-d6sftjy.png
Barchar: we need to find absol x meloetta
: http://img02.deviantart.net/7dfd/i/2015/109/0/6/lucario_x_froslass__by_yuseicrimsonknightx-d6sftjy.png
: http://pre13.deviantart.net/87e8/th/pre/f/2016/021/b/a/comic_59___who_s_the_fool_now_by_galactic_rainbow-d9c7nex.jpg
Barchar: >kiddie
Barchar: bitch the fuck u just say to me
Fanta: Til bravely makes you replay the first 4 chapters 5 times to beat the game
Fanta: Same bosses, same crystals, same shit
Barchar: wt
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Barchar: what*
Barchar: five fucking times
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Barchar: i knew it did it once but FIVE TIMES
Fanta: You even gotta redo all the side shit
Fanta: Five times
Barchar: why
Fanta: Because airy
: Flame be like: https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ1BR2_AEHIfKEq6Q6Dsq774gAF4_rX9TLJvO6RTWkHkIA_xSYaYQ
Barchar: yes
Barchar: i do
Fanta: So
Fanta: Spoilers
Fanta: Airy is evil, and wants you to keep awakening the crystals over and over to feed some god
Fanta: To illustrate this
Fanta: They decided to have you awaken them 5 fucking times
Fanta: And then after 5 times your party's like 'waaaaaait a minute'
Fanta: Then you beat her ass, kill god, and go home
: http://pre06.deviantart.net/7d79/th/pre/i/2013/217/b/e/grovyles_fight_by_lessxsirlia-d6gs177.jpg
Barchar: well that's bullshit
Fanta: Supposedly the battles are still fun
Fanta: But jesus christ
: http://m.imgur.com/VIphIhe?r
: Damn, Grovyle
: That's deep
Fanta: If you want the bad ending you can just smash one of them, fight airy, and then end the world
Barchar: rolling in the deep]
: diane and auron are canon ship
Barchar: it's canon it's official it's legit
: you see that CE
: it's canon
: https://67.media.tumblr.com/8c3ab43ffb6128e642f5d9d864f39ea1/tumblr_o7rvareLNy1t8tv70o1_500.jpg
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: http://i.imgur.com/cEZY56Y.png
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Barchar: aurane
Barchar: toot toot
Fanta: Fuck diane
: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/196833750636560385/212435058307366912/Amber_by_Kibbles_Bits.png]Amber[/url]: bitch the fuck u just say about-
Barchar: wait i never mentioned that her name used to be diane
Fanta: Rip
Barchar: muh joke
: What's with Diane
: Like
: Where did "fuck Diane" come from
Fanta: Bojack horseman
Fanta: There's a character called diane
Fanta: Fuck diane
Barchar: She's apparently a bad person
Barchar: idk why
: Ah
Fanta: Just watch
Barchar: nah, i don't think bojack is my kinda shoe
: https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNJOC8OGmhmajIklHmLQm69-MXktk_ivyHYpDy-3IFOH47d1jy0w
Fanta: I mean she's not even close to bojack levels of awful
: Last picture
Fanta: But hot damn
Barchar: show*
: For now
: https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQgEqRGx88lVUrgDepYZ7RcpMWXHZhvO5OoGdz9NdixvHlW2cUu
Fanta: Time for grind
Barchar: oh no
Barchar: she can count to 3
Barchar: the whore
: (("I will siege control of the darkened world... as its king."
Barchar: (what)
: ((Lel
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: I made a tag using 42
: http://i.imgur.com/WUJENp1.png
: It selects a random user and weapon and shoots them to see if they die or survive
: Tangy gets shot and dies
: foreshadowing ???
Barchar: thanks 42
Barchar: you've saved the world
Barchar: [url=https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14232548_10205339050996348_692558708176745304_n.jpg?oh=b3ef92398d3aa4e754fbd79584a6a886&oe=5845885C]bruh[/url]
Barchar: it's like breakin my mind breh
: Slarv got picked
: And survived
: I got shot and died
Barchar: Rip a dip dip
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: rip
Fanta: ((ZE tonight?
Barchar: yeh
Fanta: ((kewl
Fanta: ((You might get your first ending tonight
Fanta: ((Kanny, Mantis, and Juno all have 8
Fanta: ((ADA is conspiracy theorizing about yt to me
: We have like
: Three people tho
: #waiting
Fanta: ((It's 3 pm
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Fanta: ((Hiya
: ((hi
: here we go
: http://i.imgur.com/5UWGDT1.png
Barchar: get ready bloo
Barchar: for everyone to probably ignore you
: i have a strong feeling I'll get ignored to hell
: another chara just walked over
: sent
: why am I nervous over this
: yep
: http://i.imgur.com/0ZpuB52.png
: so basically what happened to this chara
: she was wrongly put on death row and survived the firing squad
: there is like. a 1/10 chance to survive a headshot
: exactly
: but she wasn't shot in the head
: probably less than that because firing sqads use larger caliber guns
: oh
: thats a real shitty firing squad
: exactly
: and she's lucky
: tangy http://i.imgur.com/9OywIE1.png
DamnDude: (( They aren't wrong ))
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: ((yep
DamnDude: (( Too bad other than one thing, he's mostly an ass ))
DamnDude: (( Who honestly can hold up to the quality of things he says ))
DamnDude: (( can't* ))
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: RIP Harambe
: She's getting help herself
: The Chara I launched on /r/UT
: if you are male, reveal your genitalia in rememberance of the ogrilla known as harambe
: Is getting help
Barchar: eyyy yo get dem peens out for muh boi harambe amirite fellas
: Flame: I would fuck Harambe
: dicks out for darkrai
: er, dicks in darkrai
: Fuck no
: im sure somebody would do a darkrai
Sage: dicks out for darkrai
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Diane: auron<3
Sage: ew
Kirlia: [i]vapes[/i]
Sage: fuck you and your vaping
: wait
: I don't think this person thinks that my character is a Chara
: They'll be so fucking pissed when they find out it's a Chara
Barchar: How cna they not tell
: I even said pale-skinned brown-haired girl
Barchar: and red eyes
Barchar: like
Barchar: how many chara things do you need
: thought I never explicitly said it was a chara
: fuck
: fuck it
: http://i.imgur.com/lDzq1tR.png
: le wait
: alright this is going fine so far
: The Bloo introduction method is prone to flaws
: ...very prone
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Crying'Vee OOC: ((so since my ps3 controller is broken (it randomly presses random buttons all the time) i got a new one. this one is thrid party and i'm suing it until the best buy near me has an official one in stock. although the good thing about this one is that i can actually use wireless with my pc since it has it's own adapter. it ALSO feels kinda bulky, runs on AA bateries, and has this ANNOYING red light on the front of it that glows when it's connected, it's too bright))
: ((gl suing best buy
Crying'Vee OOC: ((i mean, this one is also see through and can glow blue, so that's something))
: ((oh yeah those see-thry controllers are dope
Crying'Vee OOC: ((i wonder if there's an official see through controller. my last ps3 controller was blue))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((also i WON'T be having the blue glow on because that'll probably eat through the battery like crazy))
: ((the cool looking ones are usually never official
Crying'Vee OOC: ((nope, can't find one. although apparently japan has one?))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((oh yeah, in addition to it being kinda bulkier than an official controller it's also got really bad shoulder buttons))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((like man these suck))
: ((like mosty 3rd party controllers, its terrible, but it looks dope af
Crying'Vee OOC: ((it'll do for now))
: (( PSN bloolooboyle
Crying'Vee OOC: ((i should see if i can find a ps3 controller to pc wireless adapter))
: (( find me on ps3
Crying'Vee OOC: ((also hai bloo))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((i barely go on psn anymore))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((pc master race))
: ((me too
: ((i really only use my wiiu and pc now
: (( i only use my ps3 for watching netflix, really
Crying'Vee OOC: ((wii u, pc, and 3ds))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((i only use ps3 for its exclusives))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((like lbp))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((and anything i already had for it))
: actually not married's connection timed out.
: ((Sarah got shot what the fuck
: ((Im playing the last of us what is this BULLSHIT
Barchar: (did you not know)
Crying'Vee OOC: https://twitter.com/JonTronShow/status/771818786085142529
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: byotiful
: this makes me want a bird
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Crying'Vee OOC: ((i should get a bluetooth dongle so i can connect a ps3 controller wirelessly when i get another official one))
: Swood [] disconnected.
: ((I'm playing on my PS4
Crying'Vee OOC: ((i still wonder who thought it was a good idea to call it a dongle))
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Crying'Vee OOC: ((oh? i'm not familiar with this person))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((hai))
...: (( Hi ^^ ))
Barchar: (They've been here a couple times)
Barchar: (I don't remember if they'[ve rped at all tho)
Barchar: (I also think they might be a she but idk)
Crying'Vee OOC: ((i dunno, the name is familiar at least. so i've heard of them))
...: (( Never RPed on MSPARP :3 ))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((oh. kay))
Barchar: (Oh, were you in charat?)
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Barchar: (I know for sure I've seen you)
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Crying'Vee OOC: ((charat or xyzzy))
Barchar: (Nah, wouldn't be xyzzy. I really don't rmember much of anyone from xyzzy)
: ((Basically, it's a wild Raven))
...: (( I did not RPed a lot at all, but I used to run the community alongside many other people, if you want to know ))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((i dunno, i think i've heard of raven during xyzzy. i van't say for sure))
: ((He's a nice guy))
...: ( Indeed ))
: ((You can trust him))
Barchar: (oh okay)
...: (( Eh... ))
Barchar: (Oh, you ran the dang community, well then)
Crying'Vee OOC: ((oh.))
...: (( That goes right into my heart Frisky. ))
Barchar: (I apologize if I hath beget thy wrath by forgetting you :P)
...: (( Anyway, enough about that. How are everyone doing? ))
Barchar: (p good)
Crying'Vee OOC: ((yeah, pretty good))
...: (( Pfffh, don't worry x) ))
: ((Fine))
...: (( Good :3 ))
...: (( Fine? Like... 'Fine.'? ))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((you kittyface alot))
Barchar: (i mostly just wanted to say 'begat thy wrath')
...: (( :P )
: ((Nah, I'm doing fine
Crying'Vee OOC: ((just emoticon in general, actually))
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: ((That's what I mean))
...: (( Alright ^-^ ))
...: Oh, I there
Barchar: Oh, you there eh
...: (( You know I meant "Hi" >.> )
Barchar: Yes, but i'm a douche
Crying'Vee OOC: ((that's an alarming amount of emoticons))
: (( hi ))
...: (( You are not BarChar for no reason, I guess ))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((like, every sentence))
Barchar: she's not THAT much of a douche
Crying'Vee OOC: ((barchar is who we call "flame"))
Barchar: i mean occasionally
Barchar: (and yeah, call me Flame)
Barchar: (Barchar is just kinda my main character)
: (( brabcrab
Barchar: brabcrab
Crying'Vee OOC: ((wame_flarp))
Barchar: (flalf waraw)
Crying'Vee OOC: ((i will attempt to type "flame_warp" with my eyes closed))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((Fkane)warp))
Barchar: (oi will do the same for your name)
Crying'Vee OOC: ((that's pretty good))
Barchar: (Crtying'vee OOc)
Barchar: (oh wow, only one typo)
Crying'Vee OOC: ((dat was pretty good too))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((huh. i think the only jrpg i ever finished that wasn't pokemon was earthbound. just something kinda interesting.))
: (( i'll do it
: (( i'm a touchtyper
: ((It's kinda empty rn
: (( flame_warp
: (( hah
Crying'Vee OOC: ((if you used the "f" or "j" keys to get a reference of where the keys are, you cheated))
: (( i didnt even think about that
: (( naturally I place my fingers on wsad
Crying'Vee OOC: ((i do the same, and i mostly sub consciously have a keyboard memorized, but i still have to look down from time to time))
Barchar: (I know where the keys are)
Barchar: (I just rush and fat finger a fair bit)
: (( so I made a bot tag that picked somebody random to kill
: (( https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/eyJ1cmwiOiJodHRwOi8vaS5pbWd1ci5jb20vWXlmU084TS5wbmcifQ.eW_YmzVgYbWRw3VlhQRumE3SMyA.png
Barchar: (can it aim at 42 herself)
Crying'Vee OOC: ((wait. there's "battlefield 1" that's NOT the first battlefield... THAT'S DUMBER THAN XBOX 1))
: (( yeah
: (( battlefield 1 apparently "travels back in time"
Barchar: (Yeah)
Barchar: (I really hate games that do that)
Barchar: (I think mario is the worst offender)
: ((It takes place in an alternate WW1
Barchar: (If you say 'Mario brothers')
: ((It's an open beta
Barchar: (You could mean the arcasde game, the NES game, the entire series, the characters, or NSMB)
Crying'Vee OOC: ((you know what else i hate? that star wars battlefront EA is just "starwars battlefront" because starwars battlefront 2 was good, but the EA one is like, not at ALL like that one. and it's just... a stain. it should be "starwars battlefield" instead))
Barchar: ($tar war$)
: ((I'm a peggger when I type
: ((I just peg really fucking fast
: ((My index fingers do most of my typing
: (( isn't EA star wars battlefront online only
Barchar: (I believe so)
: ((Yes and its bullshit
Crying'Vee OOC: ((i will from now on refer to it as "starwars battlefield"))
: ((The BF1 open beta is online-only but there's at least a fucking campaign in the full game
Crying'Vee OOC: ((and "battlefront" will refer to the good ones that were on ps2))
: ((The best thing about BF is the secret reload animations
Barchar: (those are rgeat)
: ((I fucking love the one where the guy gets a new clip from a third hand
: ((And it's like 'wait what'
Barchar: (my favorite is the magic trick)
: ((AK jedi move though is pretty good
Barchar: (i believe that's actually a reference to a game made by the same people)
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DamnDude: (( Y'know I should really check the userlist some times ))
DamnDude: (( I had no idea Raven was here ))
: (( omg the secret reload animations
Crying'Vee OOC: ((i'mma go play something now. bye))
Barchar: (bye)
: (( http://i.imgur.com/XSNdOzN.png
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Crying'Vee OOC: ((actually i've decided i will keep msparp open and i will tab in from time to time))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((so i'm playing persona 3 now (i've decided i'm going to try to ACTUALLY stick with it instead of play it for a bit and put it down never to pick it back up) and it's got this anime intro. so that's a thing))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((*everything goes green and silent* protag:hmmph. *and then the protag goes on his merry way*))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((also coffins are everywhere and he barely reacts))
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Barchar: (persona 3 protag is sterling)
Barchar: (he's had worse)
Crying'Vee OOC: ((the funny thing is, mv can't play p3 because it breaks rule 2.))
: (( that's not funny is it ))
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Crying'Vee OOC: ((ohai ant))
: ((hi ant))
Vulard: (( Yo ))
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Crying'Vee OOC: ((the best friend character just said "you da man"))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((spelled exactly like that))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((>enters men's room. actually uses the bathroom. "your condition has become: great" "you feel refreshed"))
Vulard: (( Quality content right there ))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((oh yeah, and there's this guy who carries a jacket on his shoulder everywhere, but as far as i can tell he NEVER WEARS IT))
Vulard: (( I did that today by accident. I brought a hoodie to school because my english classroom is always way to cold but then I forgot to put it on. ))
Vulard: (( I just had it tied around my waist all day ))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((ooh, i never got far when playing the original version, but this is a new scene i think!))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((oh, it wasn't long but it was new))
: (( I have this camo hoodie that I always tie around my waist
: (( I never wear it
: (( I think tying sweaters around your waist is a bit odd but
: (( it's just become habit
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Syphon: hello
Syphon: i forgot ze was today
Fanta: Hi
: ((Eyo
Fanta: May i be the first to say where the hell is everyone
Syphon: idk
Crying'Vee OOC: ((ohai))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((and we don't know where the hell everyone is))
Syphon: i'm just really tired and strangely sad today :/
Crying'Vee OOC: ((huh))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((raven came in earkier))
Syphon: oh neat
Fanta: That sucks
Fanta: Not the raven thing
Fanta: Jeez everyone's coming back
Crying'Vee OOC: ((i'm playing persona 3 because that's what the wheel MASSIVELY preferred))
: ((I'm dying
Crying'Vee OOC: ((plz don't))
: ((Cause I almost just got myself killed with my own tie
Syphon: uh who's 54, are they new?
: ((Sean_Nh proby
Syphon: ah
Syphon: wait who's that
Syphon: familiar but i don't remember precisely
Fanta: Tem
: ((Tem
Syphon: oh shit
Syphon: sweet
Crying'Vee OOC: (("da bomb" this game likes outdated phrases))
Vulard: (( but are there any "radical"s? ))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((not yey))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((*yet))
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Syphon: also fuck the fucking sky pillar
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Syphon: in pokeman roobee
Fanta: Oh yeah
Crying'Vee OOC: ((iirc you need the mach bike?))
Syphon: i know what i need
Syphon: but
Syphon: the timing
Fanta: Mirage tower is worse
Crying'Vee OOC: ((we have a "senpai!?"))
Syphon: mirage island*?
Crying'Vee OOC: ((oh the mirage tower...))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((in the desert))
Fanta: Mirage tower
Syphon: oh huh
Syphon: is that in ruby
Fanta: Emerald only iirc
Crying'Vee OOC: ((it conatins fossils iirc))
Syphon: ah okay
Crying'Vee OOC: ((you really should've just played emerald))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((just like if you're playing 4th gen play platinum))
Syphon: i know, i got ruby and then realized 'wait emerald exists'
Syphon: and then i remembered to get platinum, which i did...and it barely runs
Syphon: on android at least
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Crying'Vee OOC: (("take this, just in case" *yukari handed you a short sword* because there's nothing strange about being awoken during the night and then there being rumbling and then being handed a short sword for "just incase"))
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: ((Miyu's about to get floored by one of Senigrade's characters if this keeps up
: Shit
: fuckin senigrade
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Vulard: (( I just got an ad saying that america would go to shit without coal and it basically pretends that renewable energy doesn't exist ))
Vulard: (( like it just doesn't even compare numbers or anything ))
: (( lol
Syphon: wait i'm dumb for some reason i thought vulard was bloo
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Syphon: i'm tired as fuck
: k
Syphon: are you raven
Crying'Vee OOC: ((das ant))
Syphon: o
Vulard: (( OR AM I?! ))
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: source's menus still look like fucking goldsource
: 1999 what the fuck
Crying'Vee OOC: ((you said that as a character said "it was back in '99"))
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Crying'Vee OOC: ((all these teachers hate what they're teaching, and aren't shy about it))
Syphon: so since i can't listen to music because the risk of overlistening [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL7I9BWFqdk]i'll listen to this[/url] /s
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Crying'Vee OOC: ((they straight up say "i wish i was teaching about this other thing instead"))
Crying'Vee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTQhF70AlnU]listen to this[/url]))
Syphon: i'll listen to both
Syphon: thank
Ant: (( TIL the guy formerly know as fred still makes youtube videos ))
: ((I think he's gay too
Crying'Vee OOC: ((fred like, just stopped being a thing after the second movie iirc))
: ((I think I saw a video of that once
Crying'Vee OOC: ((but like, there's 4 movies i think))
Crying'Vee OOC: ((or just 3))
: ((Is it homophobic if I say 'wow what a fucking surprise'
Crying'Vee OOC: ((and like, john cena is the character's dad))
Syphon: ce i'm listening to this and it's not that bad
: ((Not really
Ant: (( idk. Like I was pretty sure the first time I heard him talk ))