Avanne: chuckles, standing up. One must question why the fuck anyone would build a 6'8" gothic ball-jointed doll, then bring it to life with magic.
Vale: ...wait this is hurricane gaston
Vale: wowie
Avanne: Anyway, I'm Avanne.
Vale: we did it reddit
Frisk: ((Thanks tropical depression
Vale: "I am Vale. Nice to meet you."
Nigh: i'm nigh...
Vale: I'm high...
Vale: ./s
Avanne: Nice to meet you both.
Avanne: bows, tipping their hat.
Jäger Leyline: enters the bar
Avanne:
Vale: "Greetings."
Fellby: is right behind him.
Avanne: Hello.
Nigh: ((if somehow nigh gets separated from vale, i'd imagine she'd still pretend he was there.
Vale: ((maybe not pretend, but definitely think
Jäger Leyline: hey Avanne
Owl: ((Thats sad
Vale: (("What do you think, Ni---oh..."
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Jäger Leyline: flops on the couch, looking tired
Nigh: hey
Avanne:
Avanne: Long day?
Fellby: "Hey everyone."
Vale: "Hello."
Fellby: sits at the bar.
Avanne:
Nigh: ((hc:nigh listens to edgey songs and sings along, and vale tries to lighten them up whilst nigh is singing. "wake me up" "wake me up- in the morning"
Vale: ((hc accepted
Avanne: ((oh my god thats cute
Jäger Leyline: slippes 2k in Fellby pocket
Avanne: ...Ohhhh.
Fellby: "Thank you, babe."
Nigh: ((headcanon status:canon
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Avanne: Have fun?
Jäger Leyline: no thank you
Jäger Leyline: yep
Fellby: "Oooh, so much fun."
Avanne:
[L]: [color=red]<...>[/color]
Nigh: walks them over to the couch and sits down
Avanne: Nice.
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Vale: [s]She sits down on the floor.[/s]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Avanne:
Vale: "How is everybody?"
Owl: [url=http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=oOAfz0H4f00#Jason_Derulo__Trumpets__(Official_HD_Music_Video)]I swear to god his voice cracks every other word[/url]
Avanne: I'm great.
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Fellby: "I'm doing wonderful."
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Jäger Leyline: fanastic
Nigh: ((#ShoutoutToDvon
Vale: "That's nice to hear."
Jäger Leyline: just got back from a hot date
Avanne:
Avanne: Very hot, I see.
Fellby: winks.
Jäger Leyline: finger guns
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Vale: She sighs in a mixture of negative emotions.
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Avanne:
[L]: [color=red][/color]
: ((i looped bonus ducks 4548 times
Avanne:
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Nigh: not much going on huh? i swear, with this place it's either nothing going on or everything going on.
Avanne:
Avanne: Hm, I guess.
Fellby: "Well. You don't want to know what I was up to."
Vale: "I truly don't."
Owl: Meanwhile.
Owl: Owl is sitting down in a chair, thinking to herself, hand propped up on her chin,.
Jäger Leyline: grabs the 2 wine bottle he bought earlier
Jäger Leyline: yeah thats a secert
Nigh: (([url=https://soundcloud.com/how2bepic/unshakeable-boulevard]remember, my shadow's the only one that walks beside me[/url]
Vale: "Avanne, what do you do for fun?"
Avanne: I'm a magician.
Avanne: I also like pulling pranks, but mostly magic.
Jäger Leyline: hands the pinot noir to fellby
Vale: [sub]"That's...an option. We have somewhat interesting magic."[/sub]
Fellby: takes it and pours himself a glass.
Vale: "Okay, thank you."
Avanne: nods.
Jäger Leyline: drinks the merlot from the bottle
Nigh: [sub]it's mostly lightflame stuff though.[/sub]
Vale: "How about you two...fire and person?"
Vale: [sub]"Some may find that interesting."[/sub]
Fellby: "Well, I like to watch film noir."
Jäger Leyline: me? I like to spar and go shooting
Vale: "Thank you two as well."
Vale: [sub]"A couple have suggested movies. We should try that."[/sub]
[L]: [color=red]Meanwhile in the mindscape.[/color]
Vale: [sub]"Sparing and shooting sounds difficult, however, with two people trying to bring down something."[/sub]
[L]: [color=red]The Molten Glass waterfall is finished, and quietly raining down off in the distance.[/color]
Jäger Leyline: ohhh watch The Room
Vale: "The Room?"
Fellby: "It's... something."
Jäger Leyline: classic
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Vale: [sub]"Shall that be our first movie?"[/sub]
Jäger Leyline: its a defining movie
Avanne:
: Frisky's connection timed out.
Nigh: [sub]if it's good and we have a way to watch it, sure.[/sub]
PowerArmorJager: -knows a thing about armores warfare-
Vale: [sub]"Apparently it is. And I believe we have a way to watch it."[/sub]
Jäger Leyline: armored*
Vale: She goes to the anydoor and puts in M0V33$.
Avanne:
Vale: [sub]"This may work."[/sub]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Avanne:
[L]: [color=red]She always likes to put the things she remakes into the very distance of the mindscape, as a sort of 'hey you can see that'[/color]
Jäger Leyline: -which panzer is it?-
Vale: ?
Avanne: probably a very old one
Vale: o
Nigh: ((i walk alone
Nigh: ((on the boulevard of broken memes
Vale: She enters, and it turns out to just be different shapes of different sizes flying around at different speeds.
Vale: She leaves. "That did not work."
Jäger Leyline: (I mean like a panzer 1, 2, 3, 4? Panther or Tiger tank?
[L]: [color=red]Lol MV claimed it so they have to say it.[/color]
Nigh: [sub]looks like we'll have to ask around for ways to watch movies[/sub]
: Avanne's connection timed out.
Vale: She tries to put in M0V13$, only to find a similar result. [sub]"I am surprised they aren't movie timelines..."[/sub]
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Vale: [sub]"Oh well."[/sub]
Avanne: ((panzer 1
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Jäger Leyline: ((fun fact despite blitzkrieg meaning lightning warfare, the german tanks were generally slower than thier allied counterparts
Avanne: ((pfft
Vale: hmm
Owl: ((So in my school, Bravo Flight decides to name themselves the Bravo Blitzkriegs
Owl: ((And everyone thinks they're complete and utter fuckheads now
Nigh: ((https://soundcloud.com/vaporwave-is-trash/the-three-edgiest-songs-of-the-2000s-boulevard-of-broken-memes
Jäger Leyline: ((that makes no sense since blitzkreig is a tactic
Owl: ((Yes.
Owl: ((I mean, atleast OURS kinda makes sence?
Avanne: <...Pretty sure the tank schematics were brand new when I saw them.>
Owl: ((Sense*
Owl: ((We're the Delta Defense
Jäger Leyline: ((tell em they are dumb and should feel baf
Jäger Leyline: bad*
Nigh: ((baf
Owl: ((They're already getting that shit from the Col.
Nigh: ((baf is quite the emotions. like oatmeal
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Nigh: ((i'm feeling pretty oatmeal right now, actually
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Vale: ((i now want oatmeal
Vale: ((ce why
Avanne: <...Yes.>
Nigh: ((because i walk alone, get off my road
Fellby: sips his wine.
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Vale: ((but you are never alone
Avanne:
Barchar: (ohai people)
Nigh: ((ohai flame
Avanne:
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Avanne: ((yo
Vale: ((hello heumahn
Avanne:
[L]: [color=red].> >[/color]
[L]: [color=red]Benefit of mental speak is L can sue emoticons.[/color]
Vale: yes please sue emoticons
Vale: actually, sue emojis
Nigh: (([url=https://soundcloud.com/stevekindof/once-again-i-am-late-to-the-meme-party]hey flame, try to remember that my shadow's the only one who waks beside me[/url]
Vale: >waks
[L]: [color=red]<...Wait.>[/color]
Nigh: ((*walks
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Nigh: ((whatever
Fellby: ((hey flame
[L]: [color=red][/color]
: ((https://soundcloud.com/uberdubstep/uber-swood
Avanne:
[L]: [color=red][/color]
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Blake:
Blake:
Nigh: ((my shadow being the only one who walks beside me is very important to note btw
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Jäger Leyline: ((btw panzer 1s were the fastest tanks in the german military, topping 31 mph on the road
[L]: [color=red][/color]
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Vale: ((i would respond with a cau meme
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Vale: ((but frisky does not enjoy it
Vale: ((so i can't
Avanne: recently confirmed themself to be from earlier than 1934.
Avanne: ((brb
[L]: [color=red]Theres the sound of some clicking, and a l-actually, lets just use the TF2 crate opening noise.[/color]
Jäger Leyline: ((but had the lughtest armor and only had 2 machine guns. no cannon
Frisk: ((It's not a fucking meme I was being serious
Nigh: ((not an unsusual, bah
Blake: it's like the psyche-locks from ace attorney
[L]: [color=red]<[url=https://soundcloud.com/anotherb-360756825/dumbledore-and-the-mixtape-of-fire]WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE THIS LOCKED IN YOUR MEMORIES?[/url]>[/color]
Nigh: ((i must be dying. because i have the faintest tase of rootbeer in my mouth.
Vale: ((okay
: ((i would die if you died :'(
Vale: ((i would also literally die if you died, so
Avanne: ((back
: ((everyone dies because CE dies
Vale: ((wb
Vale: ((actually i die bc i am ce
Blake: <...[i]no. comment.[/i]>
: ((i have a question
Nigh: ((yeah, me and tri are the same
Vale: ((yes bloo
: (( [i]y tho[/i]
Nigh: ((y not?
Frisk: ((I wouldn't die if CE died
Vale: ((because we share 95% of each other
Fellby: is swirling his wine, thinking about how to spend his money.
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Vale: ((which is close enough to 100%
Frisk: ((If CE died I would turn him into fertilizer
: (( actually nobody but CE or Tri dies
Nigh: ((if i died i'd kill y- wait a minute...
Frisk: ((Maybe help my plants grow
: (( nobody really cares in the end
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Muffet: she enters the bar, whistling. "Hello, Barchar."
Vale: "Hello."
Avanne: <...Who the fuck?>
Fellby: "Hey, baby."
Blake:
Nigh: hey.
Avanne: Hello, madame.
H: <"It's probably E.">
Barchar: "Hi, muffet."
Vale: But
Avanne:
Vale: But
Muffet: "Oh, hello, cheri."
Nigh: ((i still taste rootbeer... I'M EATING FUDGE STRIPE COOKIES
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Frisk: ((One Winged Succubus
Jäger Leyline: Hey babe
Vale: Well, I guess E exists again
Blake:
Avanne:
H: <"E---oh">
E: <"Hmm?">
[L]: [color=red]<...>[/color]
Blake: <...the, er, other I. Not...>
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Avanne: How are you?
E: <"What are we talking about?">
Blake:
[L]: [color=red][/color]
H: <"Oh, hi, E~!">
Avanne:
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red]She's clearly joking.[/color]
Blake:
Vale: <"Hello, H.">
H: <"Is that a four-way ship?">
Vale: fuck
Avanne:
Vale: E did that
Jäger Leyline: sits on the couch
Nigh: ((H is just bloo. from what i can tell. it's just bloo
Muffet: she sits down. "Did you two enjoy yourself?" she said, nodding at Grillby and Jager
[L]: [color=red]<...Okay.>[/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
: (( i play with people's emotions instead of guns /ironic_edge
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Blake:
Fellby: "Oh, I did. He's good."
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Muffet: she nodded, smiling. "Good."
Jäger Leyline: yeah it was fun
Nigh: ((oh right, me and flame were playing borderlands that one time
Blake:
Jäger Leyline: pulls BC to him
Avanne: Now, how are you?
: (( I decided to look up 'asmr' again
: (( http://i.imgur.com/Gd2Uigv.png
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Blake:
H: <"Or munitions?">
Avanne:
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Blake:
H:
Jäger Leyline: waves Fellby and muffet over
E: <"...I'm out of the loop.">
E: <"What's going on?">
Muffet: walks over, sitting next to Barchar.
[L]: [color=red][/color]
H: <"Dunno. Avanne's fucking up our shit again.">
Avanne:
E:
Fellby: walks over to Jager. "Whatcha want?" he asks, crossing his legs.
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Blake:
H: <"Why can't I test the tank?">
Avanne:
[L]: [color=red]Silently, the tank appears off in the distance of the mindscape.[/color]
H: <"Oh...I promise I won't~">
E: <"I am trustworthy? That's nice.">
[L]: [color=red]Next to it, a non-sentient, limp, claptrap bot.[/color]
Jäger Leyline: cuddle up with everyone?
[L]: [color=red]Aaand the tank fires, smooke rises out of the claptrap's crater.[/color]
Fellby: "Alright."
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Avanne: <...Oh, fuck.>
E: <"Hmm.">
Avanne:
H: <"Nice.">
Muffet: "Why not."
Vale: Ce I'mma switch to E for a bit but I have commands for Vale if you want to do things
: Vale [Vale] is now E [E].
Avanne: <...Can you create a bunch of hyperrealistic organs? >
Nigh: (([url=https://soundcloud.com/bartekolo/boulevard-of-radioactive-dreams]my shallow heart's the only thing that's beating[/url]
Fellby: snuggles up next to Jager.
Nigh: ((kay. i might start playing fallout 4 soon anyway
: [s](( sorry, you're 12 years late to green day[/s]
Avanne: ...Aw, cute.
Jäger Leyline: BC on his lap and has muffet and Fellby on the side
H: <"It's time to stop.">
E: Alright
Muffet: her tail wraps around Barchar's leg.
Barchar: "...What are you doing?"
E:
Muffet: "If I was doing anything, wouldn't you know?"
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Barchar: "...Fair point."
Avanne:
H: <"I might.">
Vale: She is staring at the ceiling.
Blake: <...Why?>
Owl: OH yeah by the way flame.
Avanne:
H: <"Actually, there might be a few bullets here and there.">
Barchar: yeah laharl
Jäger Leyline: has his hand on Fellbys leg
Avanne:
Owl: We canonically set it that The Magician is Avanne entering a wrestling tourney because L suggested the organs-out-of-the-hat trick.
Barchar: okay
Fellby: has his arm over Jager's shoulder.
Barchar: that's-that's fine
H:
Avanne: ((it's in character
Barchar: is just kinda squished with everyone
Barchar: she's okay with it
E: <"...I do teach plants human anatomy. They strangely enjoy it.">
Jäger Leyline: the other hand is on BCs stomach
Avanne:
: (( is it holiday that goes into boulevard of broken dreams or the other way around
Blake: <'Feed me, E-mour.">
Jäger Leyline: BC likea being sandwich
Avanne:
: Frisky's connection timed out.
H: <"do it~">
E: <"I only feed plants what they need.">
H: H and Avanne seem to be the only ones that unironically make the tilde noise
Fellby: ((l: no vore in my humble abode
Nigh: [sub]we should get back to work.we'll see if we can watch movies next break we get.[/sub] *nigh gets up and walks them out through the anydoor* ((yeah, i'mma go ooc for a bit then play fallout4))
Avanne:
: Nigh [Nigh] is now CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC].
Vale: "Goodbye, everyone."
Avanne: Goodbye.
E: <"I don't understand.">
Fellby: "See you."
Muffet: she purrs. "Say, if Jager got to steal my cheri for a bit, would you be willing to do something, Barchar?"
Barchar: "...I guess, yeah. What?"
Avanne:
E: <"Now?">
H: H exits her house, holding a chainsaw.
Muffet: she shrugs. "Food. Movie. Whatever you like, really."
Avanne: ((sherry does it too
Avanne:
Jäger Leyline: you two should have some fun
CryingEevee OOC: ((i... have reached the end of the boulevard of broken memes...))
Jäger Leyline: Fellby and I can manage
E: <"I will. Is it okay if I show it to my plants as well?">
H: <"Are you guys somewhat sensitive to chainsaw noises? I don't want to make anybody upset~">
E: Rip memes
: (( oH GOD
Avanne:
Muffet: "But you're adorable, and I enjoy being around you. So if you're willing, we can work something out."
E: <"I am if it is tearing something, especially alive.">
: (( THE SONG JUST SWITCHED INTO THE OTHer song whyyyyyYYY
Barchar: "...Yeah. Alright. Sure. If Jager's cool with it. And, well, yeah. Clearly he is."
H: <"Mhm." H turns on the chainsaw and just starts cutting through her fucking house.>
Jäger Leyline: hey you let me be with others
Owl: ((HC: Barchar watches too much jerma
Avanne: <...>
E: Oh good I brb
Jäger Leyline: I gotta be fair
Fellby: "Jager, you should tell your girlfriend all about what we did, later."
Barchar: She's certainly seen it
: [s](( jager: we fucked soooo much seafood ))[/s]
Muffet: "I wouldn't be opposed."
Fellby: ((fellby: "i shoved an entire lobster up my ass"
CryingEevee OOC: ((don't worry, i'm still here for a while. tri's just... how to explain when one of us goes brb/leaves while the other doesn't?
H: <"What?">
Jäger Leyline: (they went to Tj42q
: (( Tj42q
: (( is that a typo
Jäger Leyline: Tk421
: (( or a bootleg TK421
: (( instead of jager you have jayler
: ((hello am jayley loiloin
: (( jayler loilein ))
DamnDude: [[ Lolilein ]]
Barchar: (the true home of Wang Dick Gonads)
Avanne: ((and where jessica the fish clone is from
Jäger Leyline: ((bootleg verision
: (( jessica or jenesect
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Fellby: ((lollipop loiloin
: (( alternatively jennessect
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok gonna go into the apocalypse as the scout again))
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Jäger Leyline: she will just go into my head and read the memories
CryingEevee OOC: ((bai everyone))
: (( all technology is replaced with Dendys
: (( bye<3
CryingEevee OOC: ((don't you heart at me))
Avanne: ((cya
: (( jayler lolilein's prosthetics are just like
Fellby: ((bye ce
: (( a fuckton of belts from hot topic wrapped around his arms
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
Avanne: ((jessica's tattoos are shittily drawn in marker
: (( magic marker
Jäger Leyline: kisses BC
Jäger Leyline: go have fun you twi
Jäger Leyline: two*
Fellby: "Have fun, babe!"
: (( Wang Dick Gonads
: (( needs more typos
: Avanne's connection timed out.
Jäger Leyline: Im going head home and check on Loni
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Fellby: "Okay, see you."
Jäger Leyline: feel free to visit anytime Fellby
Muffet: "Oh, I will." she said, standing up. She took Barchar's hands, walking off, still having her tail wrapped around BC's leg.
Avanne: Okay, goodbye.
Barchar: "See ya, Jager. If I come back brainwashed by a succubus or whatever, you know who to blame."
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Jäger Leyline: yep. see ya babe
Jäger Leyline: those two are cute
Fellby: "Yeah they are."
: Avanne's connection timed out.
Jäger Leyline: well Im off too. If you need an escape from daily monotony just visit
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Jäger Leyline: kisses Fellby
Fellby: "Nope! You did enough for me today - mmmh!"
Avanne: Bye.
Barchar: she whistles.
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Muffet: "What?"
Jäger Leyline: just mean a vacation or relax
Barchar: "I think you'll hear about it soon."
Fellby: "Wow, wasn't expecting that..."
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Jäger Leyline: I try to be unpredictable
Avanne: kinda just. Leaves. "I need to practice my magic."
: (( people should write "ow the edge [i]cuts self with balisong trainer[/i]" ))
Jäger Leyline: see ya fellby
Avanne: needs to practice for the fuckin wrestling tournament
Fellby: "See you Jager."
Jäger Leyline: heads out
: Avanne [Avanne] is now Schyroton [Schyroton].
Schyroton: enters. "Hhey."
Fellby: "Oh, hey Schyro."
Schyroton: Hhow've you beeen?
Fellby: "Well, today was amazing, but... well, it's not a reason why you should know."
: Drakon laughs.
: "oh boy"
: "boy oh boy"
Schyroton: Welll, ththat's g--who ththe fuck
Fellby: "I... I don't know."
: "Drakon Contreras, nice to meet you"
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Fellby: "Fellby Flamesman, nice to meet you."
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Yazan [Yazan].
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Schyroton: ...Schyroton. Nnice to meet yyou too.
: "[sub]If you need a hitman for hire, I gotchu fam[/sub]"
: "Likewise."
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Schyroton: ...
Schyroton: just sits at the bar.
Fellby: "So how was your day, Schyro?"
Schyroton: Iit was alriright.
: (( drakon's middle name is 'fruity'
: (( simply 'fruity'
Schyroton: Nnot much reallly happened.
Fellby: "Well, at least it wasn't chaos."
Schyroton: Yyeah.
Schyroton: ...Or shshit.
: (( his close friends call him by his middle name
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Muffet: takes her out for dinner. And cheesecake.
Fellby: ((mmm cheesecake
Fellby: "Yeah..."
Asmodeus : -He be on the couch, alone again.-
Schyroton: Oh, uh, hhey Asmodeusss.
Schyroton: goes to the couch.
Asmodeus : "Hello."
E: back
Schyroton: How aaare yohow are yyou?
: Drakon waves.
Asmodeus : "I'm okay. I made some more friends."
E: ah shet we're not doing blaxith atm
Asmodeus : "One looked a lot like you."
Muffet: and i don't think I need to point out that swomething else is getting eaten later
E: E is watching Little Shop of Horrors then
Avanne:
H: you can strike a conversation with H
H: and Avanne
Fellby: (mmm mmm
: (( [i]i'm lovin it[/i]
E: I actually know almost nothing about Little Shop of Horrors
Schyroton: Oh, uh. Wwas he Mettaton?
Schyroton: ((i love that fuckin thing
Schyroton: ((i performed in my schools production of it
Asmodeus : -He nods.-
Schyroton: smiles. "Hhe's cool."
Barchar: (I've never seen it)
Asmodeus : "Yeah. It seems everybody was okay with being my friend, too."
Barchar: (It seems good tho)
Schyroton: ((it is
Schyroton: Ththat's ggreat.
: "chill vibes, huh?"
: (( drakon is slowly turning into 'that guy'
Fellby: "Mettaton's a really great guy."
Owl: have you ever tried to punch a bird
: (( or 'that robot' if you will
E: So
: i've spit at birds numerous times
E: Time to create a new character
Schyroton: ((laharl i think of that comic so much
E: And I already have a sort-of idea
Schyroton: nods.
Schyroton: Hhe really is...
: "yep"
: "I would know"
Asmodeus : "You two are great too."
: "which I do"
The Trio: They enter /s
Schyroton: Ththat's sweeeet.
: [font=Impact][i]W H Y[/i][/font]
Asmodeus : "I feel like you don't believe that yourself, Schyro."
Schyroton: ....
Asmodeus : "But I think you should."
Schyroton: bites his lip.
Barchar: if they did barchar would FREAK THE FUCK OUT
Fellby: "Schyro, you should believe it."
Schyroton: .....Ththanks...
E: in a good way or no
Barchar: good way
E: oh huh
Barchar: she considers Surreal her first actual friend, so
E: well, uh
Schyroton: ((isnt one of them still taped to the ceiling
E: nah, they fell off
Schyroton: ((oh
E: ...or they died
E: i don't remember
: Frisky's connection timed out.
Fellby: ((okay good there's not a corpse taped to the ceiling
E: they may or may not be up there
Barchar: I don't think they died?
Asmodeus : -He leans on Schyro.-
Fellby: ((... or is there
Schyroton: Oh, hhi.
E: they either died in there and was never taken off, or eventually fell down or was taken away
E: i don't remember
Barchar: I think it's the latter
: (( bio made more art
: (( https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/198220734747639809/220560998501842944/IMG_5054.JPG
Schyroton: sighs. "...Iii'm tryiing to beliieve it."
Asmodeus : "We'll keep reminding you."
E: are you fucking
Fellby: "Well you should, since it's true!"
Schyroton: Ththat would be wonnnderful, if it isnn't too much trtrouble...
Schyroton: ...
Barchar: Anyway, she's busy
Surreal: and now i'm conflicting between bringing surreal back in, or new character
Surreal: i'm about 10x less nervous about bringing surreal in but i also don't know how i can deal with his story
Owl: ((Awkwardzombie made a Dark Cloud comic
Barchar: Yeah, you should just do somethin' else
Barchar: (yes she did)
Barchar: (or they)
E: alright
Barchar: (i dunno it's a webcomic but it's onyl made by one person)
Barchar: (but she doesn't use 'awkwardzombie' as a handle)
Barchar: (So erryone calls her Katie)
Owl: ((I think i'm gonna RP a Dark Cloud character
Schyroton: pulls out his phone. [fellby. ive been conditioned to think that im terrible, a load of shit, a failure in every way, for decades. i'm doing my best to unlearn it, but it's not fully there yet. i'm also not telling the child that because im not telling him my entire life story.]
E: i remember playing dark cloud 2
E: it was great
E: but there was a mechanic i could just never fucking do for some reason
Asmodeus : -Not like he'll get any older.-
E: so i never progressed
Schyroton: tru but
Fellby: looks at his phone, then looks at Schyro and nods.
Schyroton: this is the second time theyve met
: [s]drakon reads out schyro's entire text to asmodeus[/s] ahem
: i've got an announcement to make
Schyroton: puts the phone away.
Schyroton: ...
Muffet: >tfw you want this to happen and don't want to make it seem like it's weirdly fast but also these are like the only two characters you can play rn
: "..."
: Drakon also nods at Schyro.
Asmodeus : "..."
Schyroton: .....
Asmodeus : "Wish I could use a phone."
E: i could play syphon but i suddenly just didn't want to play him, i am strongly hoping it is temporary
Asmodeus : "Feel like it would be cool. Right?
: "*
Schyroton: Yyeah.
Schyroton: ((iktf tri.
: "depends on what you use it for"
Fellby: "There's lot you can do on a phone."
: (( post-character-use syndrome
Schyroton: ((i lost my muse for mettaton for a while, but its picking up again
Asmodeus : "How does a robotic body work?"
E: i don't really have anyone to play now, unless i make a new character which i'm nervous about as usual
Barchar: (tbh I could kinda tell)
Surreal: he is an option
Barchar: (Like, you played him well when you played him)
Verum: i guess he's an option
Barchar: (but you were all schyro for quite a while)
: "well"
: "coming from a robot"
Barchar: every time you bring up verum, i take like 10 seconds to remember who tf verum is
Schyroton: ((yeah
: "it's fucking [i]awesome[/i]"
Barchar: (well, hella at the time)
: i just smile and nod when i read 'verum'
Barchar: (idk hhis name change is weird)
Schyroton: ((hes changed his name twice
Schyroton: ((...no three tines
E: verum has?
Barchar: (yeah but first he was just 'UF!Mettaton' i think so)
Schyroton: ((this one is permanenr tho
E: oh schyro
E: whoops
Schyroton: ((yeah
Barchar: (I've always remembered them as Hella lol)
Owl: ((Four times
Ed: -walks into the bar, and immediately takes a seat at one of the tables-
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Ed [Ed].
Owl: ((He was Slutty for a while
Fellby: ((OH YEAH LOL
Schyroton: ((no, his ghost na-- we dont talk about that
Fellby: ((of all people to be slutty
Barchar: (I've had to fix myself like, three times when I almost called him Hella)
Celeta: now that i'm not doing emb arc, she's...a thing that i will probably never ever do
Barchar: (ch prefer schyroton as a name anyways but i was just too used to it)
Ed: (( I like how the only joke we let stay was Syphon actually becoming Jesus Christ. ))
Schyroton: ((set up a replacement
Schyroton: ...Hhi.
Barchar: (on all of my characters?)
Barchar: (i coooould but that';d be work)
Schyroton: ((tru
Barchar: (at least i actually remember to correct it)
Schyroton: ((yeah
E: syphon being jesus was enjoyable
Asmodeus : -He kinda awakwardly hugs Schyro, and runs his hand up their back. This is probably Fukin weird, you can thank Jager for showing him this trick accidentally.-
Barchar: (pronoun trouble, however...)
E: almost purely bc of the reactions
Schyroton: shudders a bit.
Ed: looks up to Schyroton for a moment, "Oh hey, it's the disappearing fire man and the self shaming robot."
Schyroton: ...
Asmodeus : "...?"
E: i could also do something involving pokemon...
Fellby: "Uh... Asmodeus..."
Schyroton: Fufuck off.
Muffet: if Syphon high-fived muffet, she'd probably have to put it in a bandage
: "l-o-l"
Asmodeus : "...Is this not a way-"
Ed: "And some other people"
Asmodeus : "..."
E: wait why
Schyroton: Nno no not yyou,
Schyroton: Ii was talkiing to him.
Asmodeus : "...I thought that was a way to show affection. I saw Jager do it to Fellhy and he seemed pleased."
Syphon: He is asleep, no longer Jesus.
Ed: has successfully already gotten one person to say fuck right in front of Asmodeus in one line.
Syphon: Or shiny.
Asmodeus : -He stops, and feels bad now.-
Fellby: "Oh, no no! That's for adults!"
Schyroton: Yyeah.
Schyroton: Ii'm sorry.
Muffet: oh
Muffet: no more deadly high-fives then
E: oh that's why
Schyroton: Aaand the fuck offf wasn't to you, it waaas to him.
Asmodeus : "That was for a adults?"
Ed: grins, "I thought you wanted us to stay away from things like that Schyro."
Schyroton: Yyes it was.
Asmodeus : -He nods to Schyro, still feeing bad about it.-
Asmodeus : "Sorry."
Schyroton: Will you shshut your mouth forrr two minutes, Ed?
E: when i think about pokemon i'm like 'i could be a pokemon trainer, but eh. and i could be a pokemon, but there's so many pokemon i want to be'
Schyroton: Iit's okayy.
E: so pokemon is probably out of the question
Barchar: (be a pokemon trainer that's mute and just has all the pokemon you want to play)
Sherry Noble: ((make
E: >3rd mute character
Asmodeus : -He is no longer leaning on Schyro.-
Ebb: ((multiples
: inb4 uses paper to communicae
E: true
Flo: (hybrids are a way lol)
Nyxem: ((bruh
: tri's mute character collection
Ed: relaxes into his seat, keeping the grin, "[sub]I've said two short sentences, and I'm already being told to shut up[/sub]"
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]-her character command is sad lol-[/color]
E: i only have 2 mute characters, so that's not a collection, but still more than one should have
Schyroton: ...Ii'm sorry, Asmodeuuus.
Barchar: "Maybe if you were less of a douche, Ed."
Muffet: "What?"
Muffet: "Oh. Him."
Muffet: "Yeah, he was a dick."
Schyroton: ((grillby's is flameo
Barchar: (the only amusing character command i have)
Fresh: (is rad)
Fellby: ((mine for grllby is grillbz
Schyroton: ((nyxem is ny
E: hmm, amusing character commands?
: (( all of my character commands have underscores in them
Dedan: ((and his is dick
Schyroton: ((lol
: (( /_
E: i have none
[L]: [color=red]Hers is just /L[/color]
Miyu: Is just /Miyu
Asmodeus : "I did something wrong, it was my fault."
Shade: Is just /Shade
Barchar: (Xem ny the science...gal? guy? Agendered person? whatever)
Blake: b repoorting for duty
Bondertale: not to be confused with btale
Ed: "Yes, I want to continue hearing about how I'm such a terrible person from the runaway spider demon and the girl I've never seen before"
Barchar: or bc
Schyroton: ((them ny the science agender person who can still go by guy
Muffet: they're not in this dimension bruh
Owl: http://prntscr.com/ccqjwn
Fellby: "... They're not here right now, dude."
Ed: (( What ))
Owl: Theres all my shortcuts
Barchar: she shees what's going on in the bar.
Ed: (( How the fuck did they just respond to each other ))
Asmodeus : "...Anyways... What is a robot body like?"
Schyroton: Yyou made a mistaaake.
Schyroton: It's okay.
Muffet: because they ARE in the same dimension as each other
Asmodeus : "...And how do you get one?"
Schyroton: ...
Schyroton: Welll, it's weird.
Ed: (( But what ))
E: barchar and muffet are elsewhere
Pleinair: "..."
E: both of them
Owl: Clipboards
Owl: http://prntscr.com/ccqjwn
Schyroton: Iit's gearsss and wires annnd all ththat, and... you can get one if yyou ask someonnne who knows about bubuilding ones nicelyy and possess iiit.
E: https://www.randomlists.com/random-adjectives
Schyroton: (( https://youtu.be/XO-kAzxqcR8
Barchar: (Barchar's still omniscient in the bar, even if she's currently in another dimension)
Fellby: ((http://chimeranyx.tumblr.com/post/149714259898/geepm-chimeranyx-last-night-i-dreamed-i-had
Asmodeus : "...I might not be able to. Is there any way for me to test that?"
Barchar: (she occasionally talks to people in the bar cause, well, it's easy to forget sometimes. Also, sometimes she can't resist snarking.)
Barchar: ([])
Barchar: (...riveting clipboard)
E: wowie
Ed: (( I just don't see.. nevermind
: (( clipboards?
Barchar: (why the fuck is that there)
E: that was amazing
E: i love []
Ed: didn't say that last thing apparently.
Schyroton: ...Mmaybe?
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niHSDx4Y_zs
Ed: (( My clipboard doesn't work because it's an image
Fellby: sighs and crosses his legs.
Barchar: (what is confusing here dd)
Asmodeus : "I don't know how to possess stuff. It kinda just happened the only time I did it."
E: 'hmm, i might just lurk here and be funny until i decide what i want to do' >forgets they aren't funny
Schyroton: ...Ii... donn't know if there's anyyything I cann get forrr you to trtry it? Mmaybe?
Barchar: (you can be funny)
Schyroton: I donn't know.
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Schyroton: Ii'm sorrry.
Asmodeus : "I would appreciate it."
: bloolooboyle [] disconnected.
E: oh...well, that's nice
: Yazan [Yazan] disconnected.
Asmodeus : "and it's okay if you can't."
Schyroton: Ii'll try to gget something, but nnot right now. Ttomorrow, ththough.
Ed: (( I PREVENTED THE APOCALYPSE, BASICALLY I GOT THE IMAGE BECAUSE I STILL HAD THE ORIGINAL TAB OPENED, AND ACCIDENTALLY GOT THE GOOGLE LINK ))
Fellby: ((mv, uh
E: ?
Fellby: ((i won't be here until tuesday probably
Schyroton: ((thats fine
Asmodeus : -He nods, and rests head on Schyro's thighs.-
Schyroton: ((mettaton sometimes builds little things so
Fellby: ((okay
E: for some reason, i simply don't care for anything but vale rn, wut
E: not even a new character
E: not that i'm nervous, i just don't want to do it
E: which probably means i should take a break
Schyroton: pats the kid's head.
Ed: (( Also Flame it's nothing, I just misunderstood the situation considering BC's in the bar 99% of the time I look ))
Barchar: (that's fair)
E: well, uh
Runner: Bzzt "Hello Hello Hello!"
Schyroton: jolts.
Fellby: finishes up the rest of the wine. "Mmmh?"
Barchar: (but she's not stuck there anymore, and she is currently in a different dimension)
Runner: "What's up today my alcoholic bar-dwelling pals?"
E: i guess i'll go for a day or so, maybe lurk
Ed: "Oh hey, it's a coward who who doesn't feel like showing his face"
E: see if that works
Schyroton: ((thats fine
Schyroton: ((do what makes you comfortable
Runner: "I will literally explode the area right underneath you, Ed."
E: also chrome is fucking freezing constantly so
Asmodeus : "...Are you okay?"
Runner: "Or I could just steal all that G you've gotten from helping a 10 year old."
E: gn, will start rping probably friday or saturday or something
E: <3
Schyroton: Ii'm fine. Just sstartled.
Ed: "And you won't join the party, that's a shame"
Schyroton: ((gn
E: hf
: E [E] disconnected.
Barchar: (...the overwatch ptr just had a very quick update)
Runner: "Anyway!"
Runner: "Any news on my disc, buddy, pals, friends?"
Fellby: "Nope. Sorry."
Schyroton: Nno.
Lua: -got some news, but he isn't anywhere to be seen right now-
Asmodeus : -He nods, and holds one of Achyro's hands.-
Runner: "Heh."
Schyroton: holds Asmodeus's hand.
Runner: "Y'know, i'm starting to think you're slacking a bit on the whole disc thing."
Ed: "You're saying that like we all have the greatest understanding in the world what's going on here"
Fellby: "What the fuck do you want me to do? Pull it out of my ass?"
Runner: "I mean you have to have plenty of space up there."
Ed: "Yes Fellby, that's exactly what he wants you to do"
Fellby: "Listen, I do a lot of things with my ass, but that's not one of them."
Runner: "Yeah well see, that fabulous fiery ass of yours is gonna be on my wall if I don't get my disc, and I think it's time for a little motivator."
Ed: "Yeah, walkee talkee guy, he puts dicks up there, not discs."
Asmodeus : "You're really really nice."
Barchar: I have a lot of characters I played, like, once that I want to do again
Blonde: like her. She was fun.
Schyroton: is trying to block this out.
Schyroton: ...Ththankss.
Runner: He presses a button on the other end of the mic.
: Frisky [Frisk] joined chat.
Runner: A beeping noise starts to echo through the bar.
Frisk: ((Runner: Fuckadoodle doo!
Owl: Riunner "16 seconds, 15...14..."
Ed: "..."
Fellby: "... You fucking asshole."
Asmodeus : "..."
Schyroton: covers his head with his arms, letting go of Asmodeus.
Runner: "9...7....4...."
Ed: "See ya in hell, this is obviously where I don't belong right now"
Asmodeus : -He's trying to pull Schyro to the anydoor. He knows what beeping is.-
Ed: runs out the anydoor.
Barchar: wull shit
Runner: "...3..."
Fellby: walks outside, lighting up a cigarette.
Runner: "2..."
Runner: "...1!"
Asmodeus : -Normal door, rathwr*
Schyroton: is frozen in fear.
Runner: Nothing happens.
Runner: "Get fucking pranked!"
Barchar: she'd be there, but she's a bit busy having the brains fucked out of her by a succubus
Asmodeus : "..."
Barchar: or it could be nothing
Fellby: "TOLD YOU YOU'RE A DICK"
Barchar: that would also be a reason
Schyroton: ...
Asmodeus : "You're okay..."
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Runner: "Just kidding." A chair abruptly splinters into a thousand pieces.
Schyroton: switches from scared to [i]fucking pissed[/i].
Muffet: not literaly, for the record. Well. Kind of literally. but not [i]that[/i] literally
Fanta: ((Eyy
Owl: ((Eyyo
Barchar: (hi slarv)
Owl: ((We doin' Project Red or is it off for tonight?
Schyroton: ((hi
Fanta: ((We're doin it
Fanta: ((I'll set it up
Schyroton: Hhow dare yoyou.
Asmodeus : -He really has no other tells that he's deeply afraid and concerned, other than trails of tears that aren't the permanent ones, running down his face.-
Runner: "Oh don't get sassy with me, Hella."
Runner: "I've got more bombs, and you've got more chairs!"
Barchar: they still have the notebook
Barchar: they can make another chair
Schyroton: Ththat's not my nname and you knowww it.
Asmodeus : -He's tightly clutched to Schyro's arm, cause he was trying to pull them out.-
Runner: "Well see, my programming keeps me from directly lying right to your face."
Runner: "And saying you're 'strong' would be one HELL of a lie!"
Lua: -meanwhile, the person who fucked everyone over actually has a plan for once-
Barchar: i hope that plan involves un-fucking things
Runner: "Yeah, I think i'm gonna go now!"
Runner: "Have fun! The bar chairs are set to explode at random moments and times."
Schyroton: impales the walkie talkie on his heel.
Schyroton: FFFFFUCK OFF.
Owl: Schyroton either kicks the walkie awya or breaks his heel, cause that walkie is made out of some strong shit this time.
Fellby: "... I've seen a lot of dicks in my life, but he's the biggest."
Lua: -And that plan, obviously involves completely skipping the step where he goes to the bar, and begins to make his way to Gaster's place.-
Schyroton: ...
Barchar: lua you fucking ple
Owl: ((Should I alert Project Onimus?
Barchar: (brb doing dishes)
Fanta: ((Onimus is not operational right now
Owl: ((Onimus blips in and out of existence a lot, so they'll be online likely
Asmodeus : -He's just staring at Schyro, silently crying-
Schyroton: sighs, dropping to the floor. He's laying on the ground, feeling like garbage.
Lua: -is walking through town, about to the point where he memorized where the place he's supposed to go is completely-
Gaster: -He's watching a video someone sent him. He forgot who.-
: Ed [Ed] is now Lua [Lua].
Fellby: Hey, Schyro...
Schyroton: ...
Fellby: "Everything he said about you isn't true."
Lua: Guess what, somebody's knocking at Gaster's door. Surprisingly it's not Jesus after this week.
Asmodeus : -He goes down and hugs him.-
Gaster: - He gets up and answers the door. "Oh, Hello."
Fanta: ((PROJECT ONIMUS IS GO\
Schyroton: hugs back.
Owl: ((WOO!
Asmodeus : -Also lying on the ground, feeling like garbage.-
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
: Frisky's connection timed out.
Asmodeus : -Mostly because he felt useless.-
Lua: "Hey there, how are things goin'"
Schyroton: ...Yyou're reallly reaching ththere.
Lua: "Not bothering you right now, right?"
Gaster: "Not... the best, but right now I'm not doing anything."
Lua: "Well, I gotta get something off my head and I also gotta ask about the armor, and when you wanted help with that."
Schyroton: Ii'm not ststrong. Nnot emotionalllly.
Gaster: "Oh, the armor? I'm actually doing pretty well about it, but... You can talk to me."
Asmodeus : "You'll never get stronger if you keep pointing out your weaknesses and doing nothing about them."
Asmodeus : "You need to find your weaknesses, and get better with them, which I know you can."
Asmodeus : "Everyone can be strong if they try."
Schyroton: Ii know whhat they are. Ii just don't know how Iii'm going to get bettter.
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
CryingEevee OOC: ((return of eevee))
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Asmodeus : "...I'm sure you can figure it out. We'll help."
Asmodeus : "Ill help."
Lua: "Alright, I'll be honest, I haven't been the most honest of people to you guys this week. I'm in the right for some things, and the others I'm in the deep wrong and I'm sorry about that."
Schyroton: Ththat's sweeet, really.
Gaster: "... Come inside. You sound like you need to sit down."
Lua: nods, and comes inside.
Asmodeus : "You're sweet."
Gaster: -He leads Lua to the living room. "First, can I get you anything? Coffee, tea?"
Schyroton: ...Ththank you.
GIYGAS: ((THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY GIYGAS SYSTEM))
Asmodeus : "Why are we on the floor?"
Lua: "Odd question, bottled water?"
Schyroton: Becccause I'm laying onnnn the ground anand feeling like ggarbage.
Schyroton: Iit's a trtradition.
Lua: "As in do you have bottled water, I guess just saying it slightly confused in that situation might not make a lot of sense"
Gaster: "Yup, we've got that. Give me a moment, okay?" He leaves for a moment, then comes back with a glass bottle of water.
Asmodeus : "How about."
Asmodeus : "We lie or sit on the couch, and feel like not garbage."
Lua: "Fancy, I was just talking about something for the road, but thanks none the less"
Schyroton: ...Ii don't know about the second part right now, but allright.
Schyroton: ...
Schyroton: unhugs.
Gaster: "It's the only bottled water we had..."
Asmodeus : "We aren't garbage."
Asmodeus : "We're recyclables."
Asmodeus : "We can be turned into something else."
Schyroton: Yyou're going to havve to get u-- pffhah.
Lua: "...Huh"
Asmodeus : -He gies onto the couch.-
: Goes*
Lua: "Well if it's the only bottled water you have, I can easily get something on the way back home, don't worry about it"
Lua: (( He dies onto the couch ))
Gaster: "No, it's fine. We're rich, we can always get more."
Schyroton: removes his shoulderpads and lies on the couch.
: Fellby [Fellby] is now Gaster [Gaster].
Asmodeus : -He lies down too, and hugs.-
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Schyroton: hugs back.
CryingEevee OOC: ((brb))
Owl: ((Project Red Castle is beginning
Owl: ((Please wish me luck that I don't die horribly
Asmodeus : "You're
Lua: "Anyways, so I'm just going to say this now, if you hate me after this, just know I might have originally thought I had better intentions for the first thing, but now that everything's gone to shit because of my lying, I accept that whatever happens is my fault."
Asmodeus : -Fuk.-
Schyroton: ((gl
Asmodeus : "You're one of the nicest people I've met."
Gaster: nods, folding his hands in his lap.
Lua: shows a scan of the armor that Gaster had a blue print for down stairs
Schyroton: Ththanks... it means a lot, evven if I don't believve it right now.
Gaster: blinks. "What is this?"
Asmodeus : "Well, it's true."
Asmodeus : "Thank you."
GIYGAS: ((GAM THERY OMG GIYGAS IS DARKRAI
Barchar: (rb done with dishes)
Schyroton: Nno problem.
CryingEevee OOC: ((and sterling is ninten))
Lua: "It's a copy of the blue print you had, I was kinda getting real short on money with how my life kinda goes around... stealing blue prints and building what's described for money."
Gaster: "... Oh."
Asmodeus : -He's tearing up a bit. He wipes his eyes, because real crying is distinguishable from the permanent look of crying on his face.-
Gaster: "You know... if you'd asked I would have just given them to you."
Lua: "I checked a few places to make sure they didn't know you, and that's why I've been out for awhile afterwards."
Schyroton: ...Aare you alright?
Muffet: she walks back in, practically holding up Barchar. Her tail is still wrapped around BC's legs.
Barchar: She is...pretty damn dazed. 'cause...yeeeah.
Asmodeus : "Yeah..."
Fellby: "...You look like you had fun."
Lua: "...Yeah I should have guessed that, that's where I'm in the most wrong, that was pure stupidity on my part"
Owl: ((Ia official
Owl: ((Flame has fucked themself
Schyroton: holds the ghoast kid closer.
Barchar: (Ia?)
Asmodeus : "I just... Really appreciate that you re so kind to me, even though I'm weird and anti social and don't express hardly at all."
Asmodeus : "Thank you..."
GIYGAS: ((THIS IS THE DAILY REMINDER THAT CAUTALE IS A THING))
Schyroton: Hhah... I'm weiird and sociallly awkwaward and Ii really appreciate that yyou're so kind to me.
Lua: "But now, here's the second thing I've been consistently lying about this week, I know where the disc is, I just had to make a choice, considering the seller's a jackass."
Barchar: (INDEED)
Barchar: (IT IS)
Asmodeus : "I think that's a paradox."
Gaster: nods, sipping a cup of tea."
Schyroton: Nno it isn't.
Lua: "So, I either had to accept my fate and walk out forever and get blown up after never being able to pay the price... or..."
Asmodeus : "Yeah, you're right."
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Gaster: "Or steal the blueprints and make money."
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Muffet: "Oh, yes."
Lua: "I had to rob the guy I was making all my money from and never make it so I can enter any form of business illegitimate or not. And no this was like a week later. Like I said, that was stupid."
Lua: and make it*
Gaster: "... Ooooh."
Barchar: She just nods, breathing out slowly.
: well
: http://i.imgur.com/ARsF22N.png
Schyroton: didn't notice bc or muffet enter
: not bothering to correct
Muffet: lets her down on the couch gently, sitting down.
: /r/UT thinks I'm a girl now
: 10/10
Schyroton: ((...oh god
Barchar: (why)
Lua: "Plus I'd probably become one of the most wanted people in the bar considering they probably wouldn't mind the fact that what I've been doing is illegal, with all of this being based around a black market."
Owl: ((They think i'm a gril as well
Owl: ((Seriously
: (( I've deliberately made them think I'm a gril
Asmodeus : "I guess us both being socially awkward kinda made things the opposite."
Schyroton: Yyeah.
Gaster: nods. "Sounds like a really bad situation for you..."
: (( Eventually i'll be like "no i'm not a girl what"
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Lua: "...But, I guess you can say I've made my choice" -he pulls out the disc from his pocket-
CryingEevee OOC: ((t))
Barchar: (gg bloo)
: (( It's another social experiment of mine, if you will
Gaster: smiles. "At the very least, the bar's not in danger..."
: (( Laharl have they actually like
: (( refered to you as a girl
Barchar: (it's just a social experiment bro)
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Owl: ((yes
Asmodeus : "is it okay if I settle down here?"
Lua: "Giving it back either tonight or tomorrow, I kinda don't wanna end out getting shot because I'm an idiot and walked in there only with a disc."
Owl: ((They have used constant she/her pronouns, etc.
: (( waiting for someone to be like
Asmodeus : "I don't think I want to hop between dimensions anymore."
Muffet: she kisses barchar on the cheek. "For the record, you did well." she looks at Fellby. "There. Debt repaid, I suppose."
Gaster: "Do you need back up?"
: (( "you know, bloo is good with aesthetic. ask her"
Fellby: "Indeed."
: (( [i]silently waits[/i]
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Lua: "I got everyone into this, but if anyone really wants to help after what I pulled, it'd be much appreciated."
Schyroton: Ththat's fine.
Gaster: "Okay um. Let me get you something just in case I can't be there."
CryingEevee OOC: ((Klayton be Bitch. Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. Personify'n tha sound of tha iPod generizzle, Klayton creates a hybrizzay fusion of digizzle and orgizzle elements: intricately designed soundscapes that takes cues from electronic genres like drum 'n biznass, electro, n dubstep, woven togetha wit aggressive rock/metal n orchizzle elements. Homeboy ignores genre boundizzles n stylistic confinizzle n the end result be a straight trippin' vision of tha future of electronic music, chill yo.))
: (( I need to find an actual like
: (( message where /r/UT refers to Laharl as a girl
Grillby: ........Yeah, you can stay, kid.
Gaster: runs to his lab, and you can hear rummaging around. There's a loud clang.
Barchar: she gives ASmodeus a thumbs-up
Asmodeus : "Thank you, sir."
Asmodeus : "Thank you, miss."
Grillby: ................No problem.
Barchar: "The bar's...uhm..."
Barchar: "Whatever I am gives you secondary permission."
Schyroton: Oh, hhey Barchar.
Asmodeus : -He nods.-
Gaster: then returns with a small Gaster Blaster. "It should listen to you..."
Barchar: Barchar waves.
Barchar: (there's a mosquito in my room biting my neck)
Barchar: (and he can fuck right off)
Lua: "Alright, this should help"
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CryingEevee OOC: ((kill him.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((dew it))
Schyroton: ((fun fact: mosquitos have 42 teeth
Asmodeus : "Schyro, can you help me learn about life, and stuff?"
Barchar: (he won't stay fucking still)
Asmodeus : "I'm not very... Mature in that sense."
Barchar: (and I'm one of those people that mosquitos fucking)
Barchar: (mosquito orgasm over)
Barchar: (okay i just got him)
Lua: "Also, I'm gonna leave you a location before I leave, I have a spare set of armor that I made before I ruined most of my chances of a future. There's technically two, but I feel like I might need one of them for this."
Schyroton: ...Ii have nno idea. Ii... don't know if I ccount as aliive, and evven if I do, Iii have not had a life ththat should bbe taught.
Barchar: (the dummy flew right in front of my face)
Barchar: (and i gave him a sitting ovation)
Schyroton: ((fun fact: male mosquitos dont suck blood
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Gaster: "Alright, Lua. If... in any chance we met again..."
Asmodeus : "i don't mean being literally alive."
Gaster: *meet
Asmodeus : "I just mean like... I dunno."
Gaster: "I'll be happy to see you."
Schyroton: Oh.
Asmodeus : "Life stuff."
Barchar: (i knew that mv)
Barchar: (...so i guess i should have called it a she)
Barchar: (well. Whatever gender they are they're fucking dead and i have no remorse)
Frisk: ((fun fact: flame has no remorse for dead bitches
CryingEevee OOC: ((all bugs deserve to DIE))
Schyroton: Sstill... I'd lovve to help but Ii don't ththink Ii can.
: ((Even lady bugs))
Schyroton: ((most bugs
CryingEevee OOC: ((yes))
Barchar: (not ladybugs)
: ((Even the cars))
Barchar: (ladybugs are cute)
Schyroton: ((butterflies
Frisk: ((Ladybugs are nice
Lua: grins, "Yeah, I'll probably need to lie low for awhile, and probably change up my identity. I recently fixed my phone after awhile, so I'll send you a way to recongnize me."
: ((What about love bugs))
CryingEevee OOC: ((their very existence infuriates and terrifies me))
Barchar: (OKAY)
Barchar: (AS A FLORIDIAN LOVEBUGS CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF)
: ((As a Floridian))
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Gaster: nods, then laughs. "Maybe we can fuse..."
CryingEevee OOC: ((have you seen ANY bug up close?))
Barchar: (THEY DON'T BITE BUT THEY'RE FUCKING ANNOYING)
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: ((I think love bugs are cute))
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's freakin TERRIFYING))
Frisk: ((I am a Floridian
Schyroton: ((butterflies fucked on my nose once
Lua: laughs as well, "Yeah, that was totally the best choice we made that day"
: ((They look disgusting hh
Frisk: ((Fuck you bitch I'm special
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Barchar: (wow mv)
Barchar: (you're like)
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CryingEevee OOC: ((and now i'm getting itchy thinking about bugs))
Barchar: (the porn version of a disney princess)
CryingEevee OOC: ((great))
: (( i like to slash them with a kitchen knife
: ((But love bugs attack to eachother and it's adorable))
: (( ATTACK TO EACHOTHER
: (( [i]ATTACK[/i]
Gaster: "Come on, whose gonna recognise the giant cyborg dragon skeleton."
: Attatch*
Barchar: (yeah and i wish they wouldn't be EVERYWHEREEEEEE)
: Atach*
: ATTACH-8
: UCKING
: HAHWIV
: I give up
Lua: "Obviously no one"
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Barchar: (I'M SO SORRY BREAD)
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Muffet: she pets barchar's head, her tail still wrapped around BC's leg. "So, how long are you going to be like this?"
Yazan: (just slow down bread
: (( [i][TYPO COUNTER SLOWLY TICKS IN THE DISTANCE][/i]
Barchar: "..Dunno. A bit."
Lua: "Anyways, I gotta plan the rest of this out so I don't die. I mean, I can't plan too far ahead here."
Asmodeus : "..."
Gaster: "Good luck my friend."
Asmodeus : "Oh well."
Lua: nods, "Probably gonna need it"
Schyroton: ...Llook. Ii'd help, but liife here is verry different from my olld life, and Ii'm learning.
Asmodeus : "We both need a mentor."
Lua: quickly describes the location of the place of the armor he was letting Gaster keep.
Barchar: "I could probably help." she said, slightly drowsily
Lua: "Almost forgot about that"
Barchar: "I...know your feeling."
Gaster: nods, writing it down. "Thank you."
Asmodeus : -BC talking to them, right.-
Schyroton: sits up. "Yyou would?"
Asmodeus : "Yeah?"
Barchar: this is the first time that she's talked to Asmodeus here so whatevs
Barchar: "I mean...I'd try."
Lua: gives a quick wave, and walks out the door, preparing to plan how he's going to live through this.
Schyroton: Ththank you.
Barchar: "I know Asmodeus' feeling, definitely."
Asmodeus : -He phases through the couch a bit, having had been pulled up by Schyro. He returns to a postion that looks like he's sitting.-
: i'm going to write something
: Gaster [Gaster] is now Fellby [Fellby].
Schyroton: ...Ssorry.
Asmodeus : "...Hmm?"
: something that will generate a 3d level and turn it into somewhat displayable bbcode
Fellby: smiles at Muffet, proud.
Asmodeus : -He literally has no idea why they apologized.-
Jäger Leyline: -texts BC [howd it go]
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Barchar: [well]
Schyroton: puts his shoulderpads back on. "Yyou phased thhrough the couch, Ii did somethiing."
: Yazan [Yazan] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Barchar: [She's had her tail wrapped round my leg pretty much this entire time. I don't know if it's done anything. I don't feel any different.]
Asmodeus : "...Well yeah. I'm a ghost, phasing tends to happen."
Asmodeus : "That wasn't anything, don't worry."
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Jäger Leyline: [you a souless husk now?]
Barchar: [I'm gonna be out of it for like, a day and a half though. Jesus.]
Barchar: [I always have been, Leyline]
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Schyroton: Yyeah...
Jäger Leyline: [just like your first time with me]
Barchar: [Yeah, pretty much]
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Jäger Leyline: [what about a mindless slave are you that now?]
Barchar: [As she put it, it was like '[her] fingers were the keys to heaven'. Which is, I realize pretty ironic. I wonder if that was intentional.]
Barchar: [If I am, she's not taking much advantage of me]
Barchar: [Might be leaving it for you though]
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Asmodeus : "I chose to hold onto you, and it kinda just happened."
Schyroton: Mmhm...
Jäger Leyline: [cant control me]
Fellby: ((i kind of want to get tomodachi life
Asmodeus : "And it was worth it."
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i recommend it. but only if you like games like animal crossing and the sims))
Fellby: ((i do
CryingEevee OOC: ((then go ahead))
Barchar: [not what i meant]
Barchar: [I was implying she was saving me being a mindless slave for you to take advantage of]
Barchar: (I wanted to get the game for literally one reason)
Barchar: (and it was a fucking song I thought of involving the enginerr)
Fanta: ((Bravely Default does grinding better than any game I've ever played, aside from the ones with no grinding
Jäger Leyline: [oh how nice of her]
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Fanta: ((Auto + Speed up got me 10 levels in 30 minutes
Barchar: [I'll probably ask her.]
CryingEevee OOC: ((i liked earthbound's system, i loved that))
Schyroton: Whhat?
Barchar: "Hey Muffet, did you implant any sort of mind control triggers in me?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((you guaranteed to oneshot? just win instantly!))
Muffet: "Now, why would I tell you if I did? That would ruin the surprise."
Fellby: "Babe, don't do that without consent."
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Fanta: ((Yeah, but with BD all I had to do was get into encounters, have my auto battle set to spam quara, and then get exp
Muffet: "Oh, I'm joking cheri."
Fanta: ((I could do it one handed
Muffet: "You're fine, Barchar."
Barchar: [Nope]
CryingEevee OOC: ((i should play more bravely default))
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Jäger Leyline: [oh well, still love ya babe]
Barchar: [I mean, if you actually want that I'd be willing to let her. But you're probably just joking.]
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Asmodeus : "I like holding onto you. "
Fanta: is less on edge
Jäger Leyline: [no I dont want your free will taken away from you
Asmodeus : "I guess most people, really. But you're a good friend."
Barchar: [Not permanently, obviously.]
Asmodeus : "And your metal feels different than others fur or skin."
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Asmodeus : "Or wood."
Jäger Leyline: [Well if it is temporary a.d youd want to try
Barchar: [Temporarily? Could be nice, really. But hey, whatever.]
Fanta: looks for husbando
Schyroton: ...Ththat's really sweet. Ththank you.
Barchar: [Could be some nice respite, really. Either that, or a terrifying jolt. Who knows?]
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Barchar: "...Can you actually do that?"
: ((RIP ME))
Jäger Leyline: [your choice. dont get hurt
: ((Just checked the weather and it looks like a massive storm is coming))
Muffet: she ran her tongue over her fangs. "This is not a discussion I'd like to have with Schyroton in earshot."
Fellby: ((oh shit
Barchar: "Fair."
Barchar: (wuh-oh)
Barchar: (stay safe)
Barchar: ([s]soggy bread isn't tasty[/s])
Fellby: "But I'd like to try it sometime."
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Jäger Leyline: (punch the storm
: ((Fukin hell that was sudden))
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh man, stay safe breb))
Fanta: ((Stay safe Verb
Muffet: "...I-well. Again. Not with Schyro here."
Schyroton: ((stay safe
: ((Nearly was hit by hermine))
: ((I mean))
Schyroton: ...Ii can leave or tuturn off my sennses if you want.
: ((It hit Georgia, but still))
Fellby: "Oh no, it's fine!"
Frisk: ((Georgia sucks ass
Muffet: "Not if you don't want to, dearie."
Jäger Leyline: [send me the details]
Frisk: ((Florida sucks dick
Asmodeus : "Can I come with you?"
Schyroton: ...Ii was just going to go to thhe back room.
Frisk: ((New York is the melting pot of pussy
Schyroton: ((it is
Asmodeus : "I still wanna come with you."
Jäger Leyline: (certainly not europe
Barchar: [I can probably ask her to put in an activation, or something.]
CryingEevee OOC: ((i hear mars is nice this time of year))
Jäger Leyline: [like trigger words]
: ((Nah fam()
Fanta: is on the look for him
Muffet: "Well, sure, if you want again. I suppose you can still talk to Asmodeus in there."
Barchar: [Yeah]
: ((So polluted there you can't even breath))
Schyroton: I meann. Iit doesnn't matter reallly.
Hywel: -He be in room.-
Fanta: "Hiiii"
Fanta: pokes her head in
Amado: -He be mopping the house.-
Hywel: "Sup."
Colton: i read that as moping the house
Fanta: "Me and Colton got rid of the horses"
Horse: I read that as mopping the HORSE
Asmodeus : -He just holds Schyro's hand.-
Hywel: "Good."
Jäger Leyline: ((colton and I* ftfy
GLaDOS: also, robo-waifu is a real boy now. Well. She'd be a real GIRL, i suppose. And really she's not even that. But her skin feels like actual skin, so that's nice.
Fanta: "Sooooo whaddya wanna do?"
Colton: "Something not involving horses."
Schyroton: holds Asmodeus's hand.
Hywel: -He shrugs.-
Asmodeus : -He has made his favorite friend so far.-
Fanta: "Wanna go on a date?"
Hywel: "How about we just go out to dinner, with Colton."
Hywel: "To like, a fancy restaurant."
Schyroton: enjoys the socially awkward bond.
Barchar: she finds it pretty damn cute, too
Jäger Leyline: group texts Fellby Muffet and BC [let me know how it goes]
Fellby: is happy Schyro made another friend.
Jason Scott: "..."
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Fanta: "Sure"
Fanta: "Colton you wanna go out?"
Asmodeus : "I don't care what we do, Achyro."
: Schyro*
GLaDOS: "as a brace man once said, IT'S ALIVE! By god, now I know what it's like to BE GOD!"
GLaDOS: "Or something like that. I haven't read the book in quite a while."
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Colton: "Sure."
Jason Scott: "I'm gonna touch you, and see if you're like a real human."
Jason Scott: -He pokes her.-
Schyroton: Iit doesn't really matter.
GLaDOS: i mean. the poke seems...normal-ish?
Jason Scott: "Okay, open your mouth."
Fanta: "Alrighty"
Jason Scott: "Dod you put like, a real mouth?"
Fanta: "Get on your fancy clothes Hywel"
GLaDOS: "By popular request, yes."
Asmodeus : "Alright."
GLaDOS: she sure does
Colton: "Do I need fancy clothes?"
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Hywel: -He be do go out clothes on. He's wearing a fedora, too.-
Fanta: "Just something kinda nice"
: Get*
Fanta: *He be do go out clothes on*
Barzan: -whispers in jasons ears- do it. kiss her
Colton: "...This sweater is the nicest thing I have."
Colton: "It's also the only thing I have."
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Fanta: "Well shit"
GLaDOS: they're i aperture yaz, i'm sorry because that's actually pretty good
GLaDOS: aside from the fact Jason can't hear bz anyway but
Fanta: "How long have you been wearing that?"
Colton: "..."
Colton: "Like. A few months."
Jason Scott: "Alright, I wanna test something."
Barzan: (ssssshhhiit
GLaDOS: "I know you're going to kiss me. Get it over with."
Jason Scott: -He does it, not really doing it for long.-
Jason Scott: -Unless GLaDOS actually participated.-
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Miyu: Elsewhere
GLaDOS: it's pretty alright. [s]as if Jason would know[/s]
Miyu: Touchdown!
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Jason Scott: [s]-What do you think he does when he turns time down-[/s]
GLaDOS: [s]fair point[/s]
Jäger Leyline: (jason you monster
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Fanta: "Um.."
Jäger Leyline: wonders.why his lips tibgle from time to time when at the bar
Fanta: "We'll get you some new clothes then"
Hywel: "want some of my old clothes."
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Jäger Leyline: tingle*
Hywel: "Actually."
Hywel: "No, you don't."
Colton: "...Okay."
Fanta: "Let's get him some stuff to wear, then we can get food"
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Hywel: "Okay."
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Fanta: "Also"
Fanta: "Take the fedora off"
Fanta: "No"
Schyroton: sighs.
Muffet: she sighs, still petting Barchar's head. "...Oh. Erm. Are you okay with this?"
Barchar: "Yeah. it's fine."
Muffet: "Oh, good."
Jäger Leyline: [hey guys if men send dick pics do girls send vag pics?]
Fellby: [Yes ;)]
Barchar: [Yes]
Muffet: [Oh yes]
Owl: [yes]
Owl: Merasmus wtf
Muffet: [Mostly boobs, but that too]
: High Feast Laharl [Owl] is now High Feast Laharl [].
Barchar: [How would YOU know Merasmus]
Barchar: ("MERASMUS IS THE MIGHTY WIZARD OF PUSSY")
: [you dont know whats behind this magical wizard robe]
Barchar: [Yes, I do.]
Fellby: [stolen nudes?]
CryingEevee OOC: ((merasmus has probably rule 63d himself before))
Jäger Leyline: [I know about the boobs hell I semd abs and chest pics to BC
Barchar: [They are delightful]
Schyroton: better not have gotten that text, or he wouldve blocked jäger's number
CryingEevee OOC: ((also isn't he a gost? i mean, i don't know much of tf2 canon but i think he is))
: ((He's a wizard
Jäger Leyline: -nah its to Bc muffet and fellby
Schyroton: ((ok cool
Barchar: (yeah, not a ghost)
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Barchar: (SIMPLY A MIGHTY WIZARD)
Jäger Leyline: -said it eariler though merasmus got in
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i thought the soldier had a quote about merasmus' body implying merasmus was dead?))
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Barchar: merasmus is just
Barchar: able to get into all text groups somehow
Barchar: that's his most impressive spell
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: ((Miyu is currently fighting her party members as shadows
: ((I swear to god DD
: ((If I have to fight Balrog
: ((I'm gonna be pissed
Jäger Leyline: posts an abs picture on the group text
Muffet: [Impressive]
Jäger Leyline: [BCs favorite
Barchar: [Thanks babe <3]
Fellby: [i've seen those before ;)]
Schyroton: clearly has something on his mind but you'll have to pry him apart to get anything out of him.
Barchar: "Muffet that is not what I told you to type."
Muffet: "...Oh. You can see that, right."
Schyroton: or be barchar
Barchar: she's not gonna go into his head randomly
Barchar: that's a dick move
Schyroton: tru
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Jäger Leyline: [your turn BC]
Barchar: "...Back room, please."
Muffet: she smirks, picking BC up and wallking back there for a bit. [On it, Leyline.]
Schyroton: ...Aalright.
Schyroton: oh whoops
Fellby: "... Oh."
Schyroton: ignore that
Jäger Leyline: [nothing too graphic yet]
Muffet: [Oh, you're no fun.]
Fellby: [Come onnn]
Barchar: [He does, however, receive a chest pic. Lucky Jager.]
Jäger Leyline: [fine]
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Barchar: [Literally everyone here has seen my boobs, you know]
Frisk: ((Barchar: I once fucking took my shirt off in the middle of the bar you suck fucks))
Muffet: [Too late. You've already lost the chance.]
Barchar: she meant in the text room
Jäger Leyline: [really? even scyhro? wouldmt that hurt him?
Frisk: ik
Jäger Leyline: -nm
Frisk: ((Anyways
Fellby: [thou hast ruined the fun, sire]
Schyroton: only gives a shit below the belt, anyway.
Frisk: ((HOOO boy
Barchar: (wassup frisky)
: ((BREAD
: ((BREAD
Frisk: ((A five day weekend changes a lot of things
: ((CAN YOU KINDLY FUCKING TELL AZALEA
: ((TO STOP WHOOPING MY ASS
: ((MV, PLEASE ORDER SCHYROTON TO DO THE SAME
Schyroton: ((no
Jäger Leyline: [you know what screw ut
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Jäger Leyline: sends a dic pic to all three
: [thanks]
Fellby: [Oh la-la NO]
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Fellby: [FUCK OFF WIZARD]
Fanta: [What the fuck]
Muffet: [Careful, Jager. Don't want a lust-crazed succubus coming after you.]
Barchar: [Merasmus has seen my boyfriend's penis]
Jäger Leyline: all THREE. no fanta
Barchar: [What has caused my life to come to this]
CryingEevee OOC: ((there's a few rpgs i should get back to playing: my pokemon randomizer nuzlocke, bravely default, and persona 3 [persona 3 breaks rule 2 btw. well it doesn't really from how far i got, but it'd prolly trigger mv]))
Schyroton: removes the shoulderpads again and lies on his side.
Fellby: [i'd send pics from when had tits but that damn wizard's here.]
Fanta: ((How people summon personas is a straight up r2 break, so it would be a very bad game to play
: [ill give you a raccoon]
Schyroton: ((i know, it does, it happened a couple years ago
Frisk: ((I bet Schyro once poked a hole into a couch by keeping his shoulderpads on
Fellby: [i don't want your damn raccoon]
Schyroton: ((i saw a clip of it
Schyroton: ((also he totally has
: ((Bread
: ((Please
Fanta: ((Hey did you watch the dr
: ((Tell Azalea to stop throwing 400 damage fireballs
Barchar: [We can block him for like 30 minutes]
Schyroton: ((i saw the video you sent
Fanta: ((Was it fun
Jäger Leyline: [Crap gtg
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Schyroton: ((cya yaz
Schyroton: ((and yes
Barchar: (well, i now have a wall of text written ut for muffet which must wait for yaz)
Barchar: (i cri)
Frisk: ((What the fuck is with the "400 damage fireballs"
Frisk: ((And what the fuck is with Azalea
Frisk: ((Lol I bet it's some sort of FBI shit
Frisk: ((Laharl: IT'S A PMD PROMOTION
Schyroton: ((project red i think
Frisk: ((Project motherfucking Red
Barchar: (because they can't fucking talk about their plans like a normal-ass person)
Frisk: ((It has to do with the Slarc
Frisk: ((Calling that out
Fanta: ((We're doing CH 4
Frisk: ((Well gee isn't that nice
CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, i downloaded a iso of persona 3 [because hahaha i'm not going to try to find an old ps2 game] but it turns out i got the standard game's iso and not the expanded version.))
Barchar: (gotta use codewords and not tell us anything because that tiring when it's constantly mentioned in the main room)
Frisk: ((^
Frisk: ((By the way we won't be under levelled, right?
Frisk: ((Just wanna know that
Barchar: (but whatever i don't wanna start drama over something that petty)
Fanta: ((You'll get your own segments after miyu gets her EXP bomb
Frisk: ((Alrighty thennnnnn
Frisk: ((Since we're talking about arcs- Laharl: IT'S A PMD PROMOTION
Frisk: ((Fuck off Laharl
Frisk: ((Let me speak
Frisk: ((Laharl: Okay
Frisk: ((Anyways
Fellby: ((i was gonna start my arc this week but i forgot i was going on vacation this weekend
Barchar: (>tfw you're manufacturing your won interruptions by other rp-ers and then telling yourslef pretending to be someone else to hut up)
Schyroton: ((rip
Barchar: (oh my god did i cri)
Frisk: ((Yep
Frisk: ((Echxactly
Frisk: ((Anyways, PMD is, in fact, tomorrow
Schyroton: makes a glitched sigh.
Barchar: (yey)
Schyroton: ((k
Frisk: ((And that is final
Frisk: ((No fucking delays
CryingEevee OOC: ((Frisky: wait no. i meant next week.))
Barchar: and muffet are now out on the couch again
Fellby: looks over at Schyro.
Muffet: she's STILL got her tail wrapped around BC's leg. She doesn't even seem to notice she's doing it.
Fanta: Calling it now, Laharl's gonna gameover because yall are OP as fuck and miyu sucks
Barchar: (are you using any of the non-currently in the game characters? 'cause if so she's even more fucked)
Barchar: (I mean muffet and fellby aren't exactly op but still)
Barchar: (that's two more people to fuck her up)
Fanta: ((I'm using 3 random characters from the doc
Barchar: (ah)
Fanta: ((She rolled prinny, schyro, and azalea
Schyroton: ...
: ((Luckily Miyu 1-shotted Prinny
Fanta: ((If she got balrog...
: ((So she didn't get Throwed
: ((but SCHYRO KEEPS FUCKING MAGIC SPARKING HER FOR 200 DAMAGE
: ((AND AZALEA IS HITTING LIKE A SMALL FREIGHT TRUCK
Fellby: "So..."
Fellby: ((it's his revenge for her being an ass to him
Schyroton: ((and mag spark has a paralyze chance
Barchar: ([s]I'm rooting for schyro[/s])
Frisk: ((By the way, random question
Frisk: ((http://www.strawpoll.me/11128251
: Miyu kinda made up with Schyro before
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
: Azalea on the other hand
: Nope
Barchar: (i bet bloo was the one that voted for bullshit)
Barchar: (...even though he isn't here)
: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.
Barchar: (they*)
Barchar: (dammit me)
Barchar: (...well.)
Barchar: (There's a fucking thrree-way tie friskty)
Schyroton: ...Sso.
CryingEevee OOC: ((fantastic))
Barchar: (and with six votes i think everyone in pmd has voted)
Barchar: (reminds me that one thing with undyne)
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Persona3Protagonist.png]look at this guy. look at how he REEKS "sits in the back of the class".[/url]))
Barchar: (where 33% voted armored, 33% voted unarmored, and 33% voted no preference)
CryingEevee OOC: ((*reeks of))
Barchar: (iirc)
Frisk: ((10/10
Schyroton: clearly has something on his mind.
Barchar: "...'Sup Schyro?"
Fellby: "Schyro, what's up?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((so then, how about we reveal who voted what?))
Frisk: ((Schyro's Mind: You know what, I fucking love cheeseburgers
Schyroton: ...Wwelll...
Barchar: (I did fun)
CryingEevee OOC: ((lore))
Schyroton: ((fun
Barchar: ('cause we've done lore)
Barchar: (and we've done spooks/plot)
Barchar: (so some less serious stuff could be nice)
Frisk: ((Alright))
CryingEevee OOC: ((eh))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and that's still half of the votes as "unknown voter"))
Barchar: "Wwwweelll?"
: ((mfw 'Schyro used Death metal'
: (('Shit'
: bloolooboyle [] joined chat.
Fellby: ((idk what that is but it sounds bad
Barchar: she's already slurring a bit, but still. That's clearly an intentional extension.
Frisk: ((Oh hey it's Bloo
: (( 2late2vote or no
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai bloo, care to be a tie-breaker?))
Barchar: (bloo will vote bullshit)
Barchar: (you know they will)
Frisk: ((By the way Bloo one of my friends made a superhero named Juan
Schyroton: Ddo you evver feel llllike just a wawaste of everyone's ttime? Llike you onnly exiist to drdraw orhers to yyou, maake them ggive you attttenention, annd ththen nnobody actuallly gives a shiit?
: (( voted
Frisk: ((Who happens to be a Mexican
: ((It's the best move Schyro has currently
CryingEevee OOC: ((nope, they did lore))
Barchar: "Yes actually."
: ((And Azalea is getting lucky as shit and chucking fireballs
Muffet: "..."
Fellby: "Sometimes, yeah."
: (( Orly
Schyroton: ...Oh ggod people actttually underststand.
Muffet: "Not me, unfortunately."
: "i can understand whatever you want me to"
Muffet: "I've kind of always...had a pretty well set mental goal."
: "so, yes"
Barchar: "Dude, that's the kinda shit I worry about all the time."
Schyroton: ...Ii wish I wwas more like yyou in ththat aspect, Muffettt.
Frisk: ((Barchar: I always wanted to create a fucking teleporter out of flames
Frisk: ((Barchar: I'd call it a flame warper
Muffet: "Those mental goals have been pretty succubus-oriented, for the mos part, though."
Frisk: ((Barchar: Pretty sick, rite?
Frisk: ((Muffet: Fuck yeah
Schyroton: Yyeah, but ththe concept.
Frisk: ((Schyro: Ffffuck yeyeah
Frisk: ((Fellby: FUCK yeah!
Schyroton: ((fellby: FUCK YEAH
: (( you know what
Frisk: ((Bloo: Frisky needs to die
Barchar: (Actually, [sub]I'll bullshit[/sub] that it's about the distortion affect heat makes)
: ((MV
: (( no I need to die
: ((TELL SCHYRO
: ((TO STOP WITH THE BUFFING HIMSELF BULLSHIT
Barchar: ([sub]but no it's a my little pony oc i made when i was like 11[/sub])
Barchar: (so 3 years ago)
CryingEevee OOC: ((if i actually finish an rpg of mine, the highest power flame move will be "flame warp"))
: (( 3 years ago i just discovered linkin park and asked for a Hybrid Theory CD for christmas
Barchar: (oh wiw)
Barchar: (thanks ce)
Schyroton: ((I DIDNT MAKE HIS MOVESET
Barchar: (like actually)
Schyroton: ((IF I MADE HIS MOVESET HE WOULD BE THE MOST OP FUCK IN THE SLARC
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, strongest single target flame move at least, but still))
: (( make a move that is called "tilde slay"
Frisk: ((I searched up "flame warp MLP" and got
: (( no matter what it is
Frisk: ((https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTqdrAjK_quD_oxKB9LlEh6q4QJxC84eUasyRWhyeQ7jCIFFwX7
: (( "tilde slay" must be its name
Schyroton: Stiiill... knowing Ii'm not aaalone is nice.
CryingEevee OOC: ((what if i made a tilde blade? as in you swing a tilde around))
: "cool"
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Frisk: ((Tilde Slayer
: (( a balisong, but the blade is a tilde
: (( butterfly tilde
: ((The Blade of Tildeath
: (( or, that
: ((Schyro already IS the most OP fuck in slarc
: (( it's the best blade in the game
: ((he can buff teammates defense into invincible fuckers
: (( i will design the blade of tildeath
Schyroton: ((only recently did he become that
CryingEevee OOC: ((entire set of tilde weapons.))
: ((before that
: ((he sucked balls
: (( TildeCorp M4A~
CryingEevee OOC: ((stuff like a tilde glaive, tilde greatsword, tilde dagger))
Barchar: (pfff)
CryingEevee OOC: ((it needs to be a blade though))
: CE this fucking Dan Bull playlist of yours
: Lua [Lua] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].
Barchar: (I actually did make him in an oc creator)
: Is overly fitting
Frisk: ((Tilde armor
: (( so I get to design my own weaposn
: (( i will make the beast weaposns
CryingEevee OOC: ((it is?))
Barchar: (I dunno if it'd be on the net anywhere though. I used it as my profile picture for shit for a while but idk)
: (( the beast weaposns otu threr
Barchar: (but then someone made a sprite for me that's been my go-to pic ever since)
: (( i don't think "butterfly tilde" is much of a viable name for a knife
Fellby: sighs. "My literal job is being paid to give someone positive attention for at least a half-hour."
: "is it positive attention for you too"
Barchar: "But really, a lot of the time I wonder if anybody does or should give a milishit about me. I mean, God, I'm a fucking bitch nine times out of ten."
Frisk: ((Flame: this is my beautiful, strong OC
Frisk: ((Flame: flame wrap
: ((Barcrab
Barchar: (BUY THE NEW FLAME WRAP FROM TACO BELL)
: (( The New Taco Bell FLAME WRAP for only $1.99 ))
Frisk: ((Flame: it was worth the $5.99
Schyroton: sits up. "...Ii give a shiit about bboth of you."
: (( FLAME WRAP XX DELUXE is $5.99
: ((Foodtale, where the characters are all food
: (( [i]I called that[/i]
: ((Featuring BoiledCrab, as Chara
Frisk: ((Flame: look for it at pepe's burgers (and wraps)
CryingEevee OOC: ((the flame wrap powers up the flame warp spell))
: (( Napstablook is a marshmallow
Barchar: (I don't have any idea why I even picked the words 'flame warp' )
: (( I'm making the design for the tilde blade
Schyroton: ((gyroton
Barchar: (I think I just picked two random fucking words and made a character off of it)
Barchar: (weirdly I actually still like the character)
: (( burgerpants is, naturally
: (( a burger
Fellby: smiles, then reaches over and hugs Scyroton.
Barchar: (I don't watch mlp anymore but I still like most of my mlp characters)
: "..."
CryingEevee OOC: (([i can't think of a food pun on varik's name]))
Barchar: would if she had the strength, really
: "[sub]no answer, huh well then ok, k mate[/sub]"
Barchar: "Thanks, Schyro. But it's less about you, and more about..."
Schyroton: hugs Fellby close.
Barchar: "A few other people. You...probably know who I'm talking about."
: Drakon angrily returns to fucking people over in CS.
: ((Varrot
: (( qUICK
: (( I need 3 colors
Schyroton: ...Yyeah.
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: ((Oh I know what we should call the CaUTale for other universes
: ((CaUniverse
: (( CaUnter-Strike
: (( i will hold that as one of my bad puns
Frisk: ((Pink Purple Red
Schyroton: ((blue red green
Fellby: ((grey, gold, blue
: (( even though it was revised by flame
: (( All of your colors will be used on the butterfly tilde knife thing
CryingEevee OOC: ((yes. the cauniverse is good))
Frisk: ((PMDniverse /s
: (( I should make a Counter-Strike arc /s
Frisk: ((Slarciverse /s
Barchar: (The CaUniverse includes the bar, the barkery, and that underfell bar that k want to flesh out but haven't bothered to)
: (( RPG counter-strike, text-based, de_train, everyone starts with $1500
CryingEevee OOC: ((bloo, you're thinking like me, see/play something cool, wanna make an arc of it))
Barchar: (I know the basic rub of the thing)
Barchar: (but not how to execute it)
: (( It's like making Tetris into a board game
: (( It sounds cool on paper but sucks dick when you get to the real thing
Barchar: (and I don't want to do it like that thing with the ultimalgamate, where a neat idea basically went to shit)
Barchar: (a tetris board game would really need some enforced time limit)
: (( the counter-strike arc, an official joke arc /s
Frisk: ((Remember when MV talked about which Pokémon they would fuck
: (( remember that brief gardevoir circlejerk
Schyroton: sighs.
: (( even though it wasn't much of a circlejerk
Barchar: (literally?)
CryingEevee OOC: ((that was the start of pmd))
Gardevoir: (( "I would tap Gardevoir" ))
Fellby: "... So, the general consensus is that life sucs?"
Frisk: ((PMD is a neat idea
Barchar: "...Yes."
Schyroton: ((remember dloqwy
Frisk: ((That could of gone to shit
Muffet: "Oh, yes."
Schyroton: Yyeah.
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
: "life sucks, can agree, definitely"
Frisk: ((And still can go to shit
Fellby: ((you know i meant to put a k in sucs
Barchar: (you saved pmd frisky)
: "i am programmed to believe that, so I stand by it"
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: [i]robotic tear[/i]
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Frisk: ((What did I save it from
Barchar: (sucking)
Frisk: ((Dick?
Barchar: (or being a joke)
: (( i assume the pokesin couple is just
Frisk: ((PMD is a hetero
: (( it's rekt
: ((Schyro and Azalea have run out of SP
Barchar: (that'd be succing)
Schyroton: ((how dare you call pmd hetero /s
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Muffet: "If it makes you feel any better, you're both nice enough that the succubus has platonic feelings for you. C
: (( drakon is one of the most godmoddy characters i have ever made
Fellby: ((dude this is like
: (( he is perfect for /r/UT
CryingEevee OOC: ((how dare you involve pmd in sexual activity /s))
Muffet: "So that's probably pretty good."
Fellby: ((the gayest rp i've been in
Frisk: ((Remember when I could of been Darkrai
: (( auron x diane, never forget
: ((Remember when Reborn was cool
Schyroton: Ththanks.
Barchar: (remember when I wasn't important)
Frisk: ((Remember when Laharl was a pot
Fanta: ((DIANE
: ((tfw you're still not important
Fanta: ((FUCK
Barchar: (and then I made Barchar, and accidentally got important)
Frisk: ((Remember when Slarv ate shit
Diane: (( :'(
Frisk: ((Diane Diane Diane
Fellby: ((dude remember how flame pretty much established all our lore
CryingEevee OOC: ((remember when i was a silent bounty hunter?))
Barchar: (like, real talk. When I first left after we switched to Charat, when I was playing mk, did any of you guys even remember me)
Barchar: (IKR)
Fanta: ((ye
Frisk: ((Yes
Schyroton: ((remember when mettaton jacked it in the middle of the bar while shitface
Frisk: ((To both of those
Fanta: ((because you were mommy
Schyroton: ((yes
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
MK: (just fucking swooced in, established the damn lore, and then got the fuck out)
: (( i thought CaU was fucking dead when I joined
: ((
Barchar: (also what how was I mommy slarv)
: (( "oh i thought this would be fun but no lol"
Frisk: ((Well it was already established that Sans fucking annihilated a Chara and himself and that energy created the bar of all things
Smol Asriel: and now he's got an abandonment complex the size of Mai Shiranui's tits
Barchar: (or is this just one of those 'like three fucking convos are going on at once' )
Frisk: ((But that was from the bible
Barchar: (no)
Barchar: (that was me)
Frisk: ((You wrote that?
Barchar: (bro I ADDED that shit to the bible)
Frisk: ((Ahhhh
Frisk: ((Nowwwww I see
Barchar: (after I already said it in rl)
: (( What color should this be http://i.imgur.com/mV9cWyu.png
Barchar: (rp*)
Fellby: ((remember when we had the bible
CryingEevee OOC: ((gray pink))
Frisk: ((Remember when we had an orgy
: bloolooboyle [] is now CaUnter-Strike 1.6: The Arc [].
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh yeah the bibble))
Barchar: (like, everything to do with the bar's lore other than grillby and Gaster has been involved with me)
: (( the only thing I contributed to the bible
Frisk: ((Flame: I'm cool now
: (( was sheaphoros
CryingEevee OOC: ((iirc now it's dead. someone killed it))
Smol Asriel: speaking of abandonment issues, he's been horribly depressed all week
Schyroton: ((remember when schyroton was happy
Fellby: ((tfw grillster is your mark on the lore
Hyper: Lol he's fucking dead
Barchar: (it happened because I just offhand asked what the dimension's lore was)
Muffet: no
Frisk: ((I wrote a bunch of the bible
: [color=blue]Nikephoros-: lolno[/color]
Barchar: (and everyone was like "Uhhhhhhh" )
: (( actually I didn't even fucking write anything in the bible
Schyroton: ((remember the alamo
MK: I should play them again
: (( remember when we were like
CryingEevee OOC: ((i was the one who started putting pictures in the character sections of the bible))
: (( "somebody should summarize each day in RP"
Smol Asriel: actually
Fk: them too but they come with mk
Smol Asriel: he goes looking for hyper
Smol Asriel: in hyper's dimension
Frisk: Well gee fucking finally
CryingEevee OOC: ((it started when i put a picture of azazel and then people started doing it))
: (( i feel like it's too late to "summarize each day in RP"
Fellby: ((well that's when we had logs
: Frisky [Frisk] is now Hyper's Timeline [].
Schyroton: ...Iit's... a feeling thhat's steadily gotttten worse over the last feww days.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i still have a log of some xyzzy session))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't even remember why))
: ((I'm surprised Smazzy hasn't done this before.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i just kinda did))
Fellby: "... Because your fiance broke up with you?"
Schyroton: Yyes.
Barchar: "I certainly don't think you're worthless."
: Smazzy is now in the throne room.
: Oh hey, it's empty.
Fellby: "Well, he doesn't think you're worthless."
: (( I actually saved an HTML page from Charat
: (( I can upload it
: It's neat and colorful, though.
: The couch is gone.
: (( I saved it so far back
Schyroton: ((somehow i read neat as moist
Barchar: "I mean, of all the people that haven't been here for pretty much ever, I probably like you the most."
: (( It was when B played Dylan
: ((MV
: [Leave the throneroom?]
Barchar: "...Aside from Jager, obviously."
: ((Tell Schyro
: ((To stop landing crits
: ((Laharl
Smol Asriel: "..."
: ((Tell yourself
: (( It's time to stop
Smol Asriel: has never been in there
: (( It is time
: (( To stop
Smol Asriel: he wheels around
: ((To stop telling MV to do something they can't fucking do
: (( inb4ban
Barchar: (WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOUR PARENTS)
Schyroton: ((he has four arms for four times the crit chance /s
: ((I mean it's amazing
Schyroton: ((also i like this, laharl continue
: (( here's the pink/grey thing http://i.imgur.com/Gg2wHU6.png
: ((That he lands crits the moment he starts running out of SP
: ((It's like he NEVER STOPPED KICKING MY ASS
: There's a gold-plated throne in the middle of the room. The floor is lined with gold and the walls are red, blue, and green.
: The room is empty.
Smol Asriel: calls out for daddy
CryingEevee OOC: ((one day, we should just switch to a random au of the bar timeline where everyone is the same, except for whatever the difference is))
: Nothing.
Fellby: ((he may have forgiven miyu but the crits didn't
Schyroton: ...Ththankss, Barchar.
: (( There's a tilde sword, a tilde karambit, a tilde balisong, and tilde throwing knives
: ((Watsky is calling in his tax
: (( Those are the three Bloo collection knives I will contribute
Schyroton: Hhonestly, thaat's a bit hhard to believvve.
: [Leave the throne room?]
: (( "holds AD's paw" never forget
Barchar: "Eh."
Fellby: "Yeah, but I thin you're pretty cool."
Schyroton: Buut that's my ththoughts on mmyself.
: ((I just lost
Barchar: "Before, that list would be covered in Asriels."
: ((Cause I calced wrong and Schyro did more crit damage than I could heal
: ((Good job
: (( What font should the tilde be in
Fellby: ((rip in dip
Smol Asriel: Laharl got the first ever gameover
Barchar: "Since then, it's actually included people who aren't goats. And you're pretty high up."
Schyroton: ((zapfino
Schyroton: ((rip
: ((I blame Tri
: (( other than zapfino
: ((For dissing Watsky
: (( Watsky can choke on a fucking ice cube
: (( jk watsky is chill, fam
: (( fuck it
: (( Comic Sans tilde
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't like watsky. i'm not saying you shouldn't like him. i just don't like him.))
Smol Asriel: It wasn't even my fault
: ((I know
Smol Asriel: I updated the doc
: ((I didn't check Miyu's HP cause I thought Schyro hit like a paper napkin
Diane: ((<3 slarvath
Muffet: she sighs, leaning back, taking her hand off BC's head.
Muffet: tail ain't going nowhere, though.
Schyroton: Ii'm talkiing abouut what Fellby said. Ththat hhe doesnn't think I'm worrrthles.
Smol Asriel: Laharl did a normal attack while miyu had 2 HP
Schyroton: ((the one time schyro lives up to his name
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] disconnected.
CryingEevee OOC: ((do you guys have a song that when you listen to it just makes you burst out in feels?))
: (( you only live once
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
: (( the strokes
: (( or
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.
: (( instant crush
: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.
: (( daft punk
: (( makes me think of you <3
Fellby: "Think of it this way, Schyro. Would he still want to be friends ith you if he though you were worthless?"
Schyroton: ...Pity.
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CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbp0jU-byTc]the feels, every time[/url]))
Barchar: "Let alone your best bloody man."
Schyroton: was talking abt gaster
: (( CE
: (( Can these like
Muffet: [sub]"Oh, 'bloody'. It's like a mini British person."[/sub]
: (( Not be exclusively tilde blades
Barchar: dammit
Fellby: "Look, he's a nice guy! Why are you acting like he secretly hates you?"
: (( But can they be like some edgy knife technology from another universe
Barchar: "Schyroton, he let's you bloody live with him."
: (( Dark magic embezzled carbon-fiber blades
CryingEevee OOC: ((eh, it just makes sense to me for them to be tildes blades because then you can swing around a tilde shaped weapon))
Barchar: "Look, I've seen the two of you this entire time. Whether his actions were out of romantic love or not, he has a lot of affection for you."
: (( Well
Smol Asriel: exits the throne room
: (( I'll make some concept art of non-tilde weapons
: (( and i'll show you
Schyroton: Ii... no. Nno. Ththis is diiiiistorted thinking. Iit's distorted thiiinking and iit's making mmme feel this wway.
: (( Tilde flip knife is guaranteed regardless though
Fellby: "And, well... there may be a chance his feeling will change again."
: Lol, it's New Home.
Barchar: "Right. Look, again I know the feeling."
: Except colors and shit
: Boop dee dooooooo
: Noone's there
: there's shit in new home
Smol Asriel: is holding his owl in his lap, wheeling through
Barchar: "I've tried to spin everything to be reasons I suck before."
: 7.5/10 too much shit
Smol Asriel: checks elsewhere then
CryingEevee OOC: ((remember when i was going to make cau the rpg but didn't because i couldn't get anyone to sprite for me))
: Smazzy checks Hotland!
: Nope, fucking nothing
Barchar: "But all you need to do is...try to stop thinking so hard about everything everyone says, or does, for hints that they hate you."
Smol Asriel: keeps on looking, getting more distressed
Schyroton: ...Ggod, Ii wish Ii could havve noticed it soooner.
Smol Asriel: gee it would be nice if he had a smolgote rn
Barchar: "And it's hard, I'm sure, even for people that aren't omniscient."
Barchar: "But that's pretty much all I can tell you."
Fellby: "I think he should have told you sooner."
Schyroton: Nno, Ii've figured out whhhy ththis is happpppening.
Barchar: "Oh, yeah, he was totally in the wrong for keeping it hidden this long."
Barchar: "Wait, what?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((i still like the plot idea of an au where the editor didn't fall in the core and so timelines that were consumed were really messed up, and the anydoor is broken in the way that it randomly takes you to consumed timelines))
: Smazzy checks Waterfall!
CryingEevee OOC: ((referencing giygas btw))
: Again, fucking nothing
Schyroton: Iit's because Ii've only evver reallly experrrienced hatred for the vvast majority of mmmy life.
Fellby: "And so... you interpreted any sort of positivity for... romance."
Schyroton: Nno, but Ii fell in love tooo fast.
Barchar: "...Well. I don't know. He managed to fool me too."
Fellby: "Ah."
Schyroton: Ii'm talkiing about my rreaction to this.
: (( Slarv
Muffet: "To be fair, che-well, I shouldn't use that. That's reserved. Dearie, you're not the best with emotions at all times."
: (( I see what you did on /r/UT
Barchar: "...yeah,i guess
Smol Asriel: looks around more
Schyroton: Ii know.
: (( I'm swinging back at you Slarv http://i.imgur.com/PWOCauG.png
Jäger Leyline: would love to be there giving self improve advice and sapient defention
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have something i want to say but at the same time i;m not sure if i want to say it. oh well.))
: Smazzy goes through Snowdin
: Nothinggggggg
Muffet: was talking to bc for the record
: Presumably he goes on until the flower patch.
Schyroton: Shhit, if Ii'd realiized this ssooner I wwouldn't be hhha ing thic connversation!
: I'm gonna keep this short and simple.
Smol Asriel: yep
CryingEevee OOC: ((anyway, if you eat a flame wrap then use flame warp it'll to wayy more damage. that's a thing i'll do))
Schyroton: ((o
: "..."
Smol Asriel: he's looking everywhere
Barchar: She shrugged. "Everyone makes mistakes, Schyro."
: Lolol, there's dust and a broken jar at the flower patch.
Smol Asriel: "..."
Barchar: (how long does this boost last)
Smol Asriel: he trembles
Schyroton: sighs.
Smol Asriel: and examines it
: Smazzy's Emotion =
: It's goat dust!
Schyroton: Ii'm sorrry for being like thiiis.
Smol Asriel: well, guess who's staying there all night
Barchar: "Hey its fine."
: Swinging back harder at Slarvath http://i.imgur.com/3Q71Qy1.png
Smol Asriel: sifting it through his hands and crying
CryingEevee OOC: ((well that depends on the boost to flame warp and if there's only one flame wrap))
: [i]/r/fuckdiane promotions intensify[/i]
: (( what should the benefits be of equipping a TildeTrak collection knife
Barchar: "This is something I can actually try to help with. So, that's pretty nice."
: Smazzy's father is dead
: Not abandoned
CryingEevee OOC: ((if there's only one the boost can be pretty big and last like 5 turns, or if it's GIANT it can only be one turn))
: Dead
Fellby: leans back, sighing.
Barchar: (the flame wrap is a pretty expensive healing item at the beginning of the game)
CryingEevee OOC: ((or it can be decent and be all battle))
Barchar: (nowhere are you told that it boosts the spell)
: (( a TildeTrak weapon is like
Barchar: (but if you eat it and use the spell next turn, it's super good)
: (( one of the most powerful weapons in the game
CryingEevee OOC: ((remember, i was planning on slipping this into one of my rpgs i may or may not finish.))
: (( high damage
Barchar: (I remember)
Smol Asriel: well, he abandoned him before he died
Schyroton: ...I'm sorrry for this. Ii... ththink I know whaat I hhave to do.
: Not really
: He's been dead for a long ass time
Fellby: "Alright, go for it."
Fellby: ((schyro: i have to kill gaster for spurning me Fellby: SCHYRO NO
: (( Three bloo-collection weapons
CryingEevee OOC: ((unfortunately i can't think of any references that i could slip in for the rest of you. well, besides a bottle of frisky whisky))
Smol Asriel: doesn't care
Barchar: "I hope it works out."
: (( a knife, a gun, and an umbrella
Smol Asriel: right now he's just lying in the cold dust, crying
Schyroton: Ii have to just rremind myself ththat thiings aren't here tto destroy me.
Smol Asriel: couldn't get up if he wanted to
Schyroton: ((oh my god
Fellby: "Yeah, that's it!"
: (( Drakon: "i'll assist you in the kill, schyro"
: (( "wait, you still exist?"
: ((Frisky Whiskey!
Barchar: She nods. "I know the feeling. Trust me, it'll probably work out. And then you'll end up...uhm...normal like me? I guess?"
: ((The finest of alcoholic drinks!
Barchar: "...well. I'm a bad example."
CryingEevee OOC: ((what would frisky whiskey do?))
: (( I will now work on the Bloo collection umbrella
: There's still that owl.
: (( er, parasol
: ((Frisky Whiskey would give you a drunk status effect
: ((You have higher damage but can miss more oftrn
: ((often*
Smol Asriel: he has his owl
Muffet: "Worry not, la mignonne, normal or not, you still came out of it well."
Smol Asriel: he's hugging the shit out of it
: (( the parasol can be ejected and do some gud damage
: (( it can also be used to block shit
Schyroton: ((make a mage known as mv, who uses spells such as ischyros and sterling
Schyroton: ((or have them teach a dark magic spell known as the viviend
: (( the viviend is not as powerful as the flame warp
Barchar: (damn right)
Barchar: (I'm stronk)
: (( i must have a spell
CryingEevee OOC: ((well i probs can't fit this into either of the rpgs i have on haitus so i'd have to start a new one... maybe then i could include the mechanic where you turn more and more into an elemental as you use spells of certain types))
Barchar: (the aesthetic)
: (( It's simply called
Schyroton: ((no, its super powerful, but you have to charge it
: (( E N D C R E D I T S
Barchar: (it plays Vaporwave )
Barchar: (That's it)
: (( wait no
: (( scratch that
: (( it's called the BETAMAX
: (( all capitals
: (( when used
: (( It plays vaporwave really fucking loudly and creates a huge savage as fuck soundwave that blasts your enemy away
Schyroton: ...Yyeah.
: (( with aesthetics and colors flashing in the background
: (( basically a vaporwave fus ro dah
Fellby: "You'll get through this just fine."
: (( a bunch of vape steam also clouds the area
: (( imparing visibility
CryingEevee OOC: ((you know what i could do? i could probs make simple things that are solely a boss battle against a version of a cau member with stuff like frisky whiskey and the flame wrap thrown in))
: (( you should just
: (( add my 3 collection series items to all the games
Schyroton: Ththanks. ...Ii still feel bad for whwhat I diid.
CryingEevee OOC: ((who wants to be the first boss battle i make?))
: ((Can you make me a boss
: ((As the Frisky Whiskey CEO
: (( Can I have a boss battle
: (( I'll make the art and everything
CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, i could probs eventually make a game that includes all this junk, but first just a boss battle that's ONLY the boss battle))
CryingEevee OOC: ((anyway if you'll make the art bloo))
: (( It's an aesthetic boss
: (( It makes you hallucinate the aesthetics
Schyroton: ((id be a dark mage that wears the highest heels
: ((Anyways brb
CryingEevee OOC: ((so, who wants to be in the party for the bloo fight?))
: (( i wore high heels to drive a car once
: (( boy did that suck
Schyroton: ((sure
CryingEevee OOC: ((mv your class will be "V mage"))
Schyroton: ((yes
: (( The Bloo collection destroyed parasol
Fellby: gets a text, and makes sure to turn his phone away from schyro before checking it.
Muffet: [you know, I realize this actually let's me talk about what needs talked about without bugging schyroton. So, for the record, I can actually do mind control. Sort of. If I can bite someone's head, I have some sort of...specialized venom for it, I believe. I'm not entirely sure. I...expect it would work on La mignonne, at least. But I don't now about you, Cheri.]
: (( I need a single-line phrase that looks really cryptic but means nothing
Barchar: ("Do not gaze upon the alley at dark")
Fellby: [... Oh wow... uh. I don't know what to say.]
Fellby: [Maybe we can try...]
CryingEevee OOC: (("look inside yourself, that's where the real terrors lie"))
CryingEevee OOC: ((idk))
Muffet: [biting fire is hard. But it is possibly worth a shot.]
Schyroton: (("the brain named itself"
: (( thank
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Fellby: [You've done it already.]
Barchar: (wow y'all are better st this shit than me, those are really good)
Fellby: (("Demons dwell in the crevices of our brains"
: [if i let you bite my head can i use you as a head]
: [hat]
: [i meant hat]
CryingEevee OOC: (("destined to die, from the moment of our birth" wait, that's just a celldweller lyric))
Muffet: [I need to actually Pierce...something, though. I don't know if it necessarily has to be flesh. I think I did it to Napstaton once, so probably not.]
Schyroton: (("go hang a salami, i'm a lasagna hog."
Fellby: ["Oh..."]
: [ive got this alien swarm parasite hat]
Muffet: [And I would not be a good fashion statement.]
: [it hurts but its fashionable]
CryingEevee OOC: ((merasmus only has f2p hats))
Muffet: [we could try, Cheri. We'll see]
: ((Fanta's been paying him in flaming fedoras
: ((For washing her dishes
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Barchar: (He has a black rose)
Barchar: (...i think that's what it's called)
: He's also got the stuff from Poker Night at the Inventory.
CryingEevee OOC: ((doesn't the game the black rose is from install a keylogger on your pc?))
: ((Yes it does.
Barchar: (wait what)
Barchar: (jesus christ, I hope that's not still on there)
: (( brb
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Barchar: (but the knife is so cool though...)
Schyroton: Ii reallly should havve realiized ththis sooner.
CryingEevee OOC: ((is it worth getting a keylogger on your pc?))
Barchar: She shrugged. "Hey, you have now. So now you'll be able to start improving.."
Barchar: (...probably. Not. Maybe.)
Schyroton: Yyeah...
Barchar: (I mean I've already got it so whatevs)
Barchar: [Good thing I don't feel pain, I guess]
Muffet: [La mignonne, do you really think that wouldn't be tailor made to feel amazing, whether you feel pain or not?]
Barchar: [...Point]
Schyroton: puts a note on his phone. :he doesnt suddenly hate me or think im worthless. this is a distorted thought. take a moment to think.:
Fellby: scoots over so that Schyro can lean on him if he wants.
Schyroton: leans on Fellby, putting his phone away.
Schyroton: ...Ththe world hhhere takes a lot of getting used to.
Fellby: "Mhmm."
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CryingEevee OOC: ((>looks at the comment section of the partner's theme from pokemon super mystery dungeon. everyone talking about the feels from the ending before the postgame. i love it. now if you'll excuse me i need to go get a plushie))
: (( 2 monsters in stock
CryingEevee OOC: ((or 3))
: (( I've become addicted to monsters
: [so can i use you as a hat now]
CryingEevee OOC: ((plushies i am currently holding: mew, pikachu, mega-lucario, and eevee))
: (( i ripped my sister's eevee plush in half once
Schyroton: ...Ii reallly jusst need to take aa bit to rremind myself that thiings here are nothing like what I ussed to call hhhome.
Fellby: ((WHY
CryingEevee OOC: ((I AGREE< WHY))
: (( it was an interesting process
Schyroton: ((why
: (( tried throwing it in the washing machine at first
: (( put it on the fastest and most violent cycle
Schyroton: ((ok but why
CryingEevee OOC: ((y u do dis?))
: (( she didnt pay me back ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((y u do dis to the poor eevee))
: (( i gave her 1 week to pay me back $60 ))
Schyroton: ((thats no reason to take it out on eevee
: (( no but get this
: (( the $60 was on eevee-related merch
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Schyroton: ((you couldve stolen it and hid it
: (( i actually didnt rip it, i did steal it
: (( it's on my desk right now
CryingEevee OOC: ((but you said you "ripped your sister's eevee plush in half once"))
: (( but I didn't actually do that
: (( http://i.imgur.com/KF8610T.png
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Schyroton: ((you really think someone would do that? go on the internet and tell lies?
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: (( yes ))
: ((Mfw Onimus tryna tell Miyu she isn't a horrible person
: (('A bit prickly, but fine'))
Muffet: [No.]
CryingEevee OOC: ((you go apologize to that eevee plush right now.))
: (( i think i should do the right thing and give it back
: (( but I'm not going to do that ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go back to hugging my plushies and reliving feels))
: (( http://i.imgur.com/XXdOKZs.png
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CryingEevee OOC: ((even though pmd always gives everything a happy ending in the postgame, the feels are still really feelsy))
Muffet: [I would not make a good fashion statement. I said this before.]
Schyroton: ...I rreally feel shittty for ththat mistake.
CryingEevee OOC: ((pokemon super mystery dungeon spoiler [spoiler]"it's not you that has to go...it's me"[/spoiler] that made me get the closest i've ever gotten to crying because of a video game or... any work of fiction really))
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: [what if i lit you on fire first]
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Barchar: mbm [Then I would be a poor fashion statement on fire]
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Fellby: [i'm the only fire she's gonna be on]
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i have now put up the plushies except for mew and eevee))
Barchar: mbm [I lived in hell, I'm uses to fire. It wouldn't improve me much, though.]
Muffet: thx
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Muffet: maybe work, shortcut
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Barchar: Parp stahp
CryingEevee OOC: ((and now i only have eevee with me))
Smol Asriel: ((Who needs eevees when you have flareons and an asriel plush
CryingEevee OOC: ((me))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((eevees are best part of the eevee line. with umbreons in second and espeons in third))
Smol Asriel: ((be quiet u
CryingEevee OOC: ((no))
Smol Asriel: ((flareon is the floofiest
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, and?))
CryingEevee OOC: ((floof isn't all that matters))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and eevee has plenty of floof. in the tail and scarf bit.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((maybe not as much as flareon, but still))
Schyroton: ((i have a squidkid, regigigas, a life size pikachu, kirby,giratina, and shaymin rn
CryingEevee OOC: ((i've shown my plushie shelf already so, yeah))
Smol Asriel: ((Flareon also has the cute face
Schyroton: ((o and zoroark
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=http://wallpapercave.com/wp/R1KVsW8.jpg]look at dis[/url]))
Smolster: (i like jolteon)
CryingEevee OOC: ((is dat not wonderful?))
Schyroton: ((ye
Schyroton: ((but sylveon is the best imo
CryingEevee OOC: ((sylveon is evil))
CryingEevee OOC: ((with its flesh ribbons))
Schyroton: ((how dare
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Ant: (( ayy ))
Schyroton: ((look at its shiny tell me thats not the most magestic shiny eeveelution
Schyroton: ((yo
Smol Asriel: http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/3cf12145-9d26-4089-a013-60e08d1dd878/ac86930c-530a-45b4-82ce-481c4fb8a722.jpg
Smol Asriel: http://static.zerochan.net/Flareon.full.1770539.jpg
Fellby: ((clearly gengar is the best eeveeloution http://66.media.tumblr.com/304844d0e0441b9877d077c0af9a3dac/tumblr_mqee3qwdi21s8ouhxo1_1280.jpg
CryingEevee OOC: ((i prefer shiny eevee))
CryingEevee OOC: ((sparp?))
Schyroton: ((its called gengeon
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Schyroton: ((the best eeveelution happens only in lumiose city if you give eevee a french stone, turning eevee into napoleon
CryingEevee OOC: http://img11.deviantart.net/f00b/i/2008/131/c/1/eevee_by_shiroiwolf.jpg
Smol Asriel: http://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M5d3ca0f36285fcc660722699bb7e89ceo0&w=250&h=250
Muffet: that's her kind of eeveelution
Barchar: (eevee is the cuter part of that pic skarv)
Smol Asriel: ((no its not
Smol Asriel: ((Flareon = Eevee with a head tuft and big tail
CryingEevee OOC: http://s1.zerochan.net/Eevee.600.1344371.jpg
Schyroton: ((the eevee discourse. discourseon
Barchar: (yes it is slarv, and no, cause eevee is smol abd flare on is less smol)
CryingEevee OOC: ((accurate depiction of my boxes whilst trying to get that shiny... one day... one day...))
Schyroton: ((same, ce
Smol Asriel: ((But the floof is bigger
CryingEevee OOC: ((who needs more floof?))
CryingEevee OOC: ((eevee's floof is good enough))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and the head floof looks dumb imo))
Smolster: ( http://orig12.deviantart.net/58fe/f/2009/164/d/4/jolteon_by_quartzy.jpg
Barchar: (flareon is face Bury floof, which is nice, but eevee is comfy lay on your lap floof)
Schyroton: managed to fall asleep.
Barchar: (which is better)
Fellby: sighs, and picks Schryo up, delivering him back home.
Smol Asriel: ((Flareon can sit in lap
Smol Asriel: ((And it would be warm and nice
Schyroton: thats fuckin impressive
CryingEevee OOC: ((if i had the opportunity to have an eevee irl and to be able to evolve it into any eeveelution, i'd keep it an eevee))
Muffet: she's staying with bc for now.
Ant: (( Did I just enter a chill conversation about smol pokemon? ))
Schyroton: ((you can tell how great an eeveelution is by how much weird porn it has
Barchar: (eeveelutions primarily)
CryingEevee OOC: ((me and slarv are mostly just butting heads about whether eevee or flareon is better))
Smolster: (all i did was google 'jolteon' h e l p http://orig02.deviantart.net/d2bc/f/2015/148/7/5/_trade__inflated_jolteon_by_selphy6-d8v33w9.png
Ant: (( oh no ))
Fellby: ((i'm not clicking that link
CryingEevee OOC: ((don't worry... on the first page of eevee i found porn...))
Barchar: (its not that bad)
Ant: (( It's not too bad. it just kinda has some sketchier implications))
Fellby: ((okay i looked
Fellby: ((he's just a balloon
Fellby: ((there''s nothing hot about balloons, you get staic on your junk
Schyroton: ((rub it to rubber
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Ant: ((brb))
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=http://img03.deviantart.net/d461/i/2011/228/d/7/eevee_tears_by_silvernazo-d46qqgc.jpg]actual picture of me[/url]))
Avanne: ((its really weird to talk about sexual situations ooc when your character is the sex-repulsed character
Barchar: "...so, is there a reason you've had your tail wrapped around my leg this entire time?"
Muffet: "Wait, what?" she looked down. "OH! Sorry!" she unwrapped it. "I..actually haven't been noticing."
Fellby: makes sure schyro is tucked in tight before heading back to the bar.
Barchar: "...Id question how you could do that, but I guess I'm biased."
Ant: ((am back))
CryingEevee OOC: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/58/e2/19/58e2199fa28daf001542ebdb10b02e83.jpg
Schyroton: -thats sweet but how tf-
Fellby: -HE CARES FOR HIS FRIENDS-
Muffet: he's a stronk flameo hotman
Fellby: -also sometimes he fucks people twice his size so take that as you will-
CryingEevee OOC: ((no no flame, flameo is a fire nation greeting))
Schyroton: -I KNOW HE CARES BUT HIS FRIEND WEIGHS ALMOST HALF A TON-
Muffet: STRONK
Muffet: FLAMEO
Muffet: HOTMAN
CryingEevee OOC: http://wallpapercave.com/wp/2aScC88.jpg
Ant: (( I need a name for a shitty wizard that isn't Entra ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((viirak))
Fellby: ((Bruval
CryingEevee OOC: ((domaco))
Barchar: (Drefti)
Avanne: ((avanne-- no... merasmus-- no... odeven.
Barchar: (Vulard)
Ant: (( I like vulard ))
Smol Asriel: still crying, still in the dust
Avanne: is a shitty person but a good mage
Ant: (( Also needs a really cringey title...like Vulard the [something or other] ))
Fellby: ((bitchlord
Avanne: ((magnificent
CryingEevee OOC: ((you know what? i've had first form god of hyperdeath as my background for too long. time to switch it to an eevee))
Fellby: ((they specialize in bitchcraft
Barchar: (Vulard the preposterous)
Avanne: ((vulard the average
CryingEevee OOC: ((vulard the lord of vultures))
Barchar: (Vulard the dullard)
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Ant: (( I like the vultures and dullard.... ))
Ant: ((whynotboth.jpg))
Avanne: ((vulard the pretentious
Barchar: (HE calls himself the lord of vultures)
CryingEevee OOC: ((he calls himself the lord of vultures, but eveyone else calls him the dullard))
: ((Vullard the Darkblood
Barchar: (Everyone else calls him the du-ce you thief)
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i had that typed before you sent that))
CryingEevee OOC: ((by like, a second))
Avanne: enters the bar in a puff of smoke.
Fellby: sighs, lighting up a smoke.
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CryingEevee OOC: ((eevee has been set as background, and man is it hard to see my taskbar now!))
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Barchar: "Hi Avanne."
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Vulard: (( How's this color? ))
Avanne: Hello!
Avanne: ((good
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Muffet: she waves, her tail unconsciously wrapping back around BC's leg.
Barchar: (like it)
Fellby: isn't gonna lie, he's a bit jealous of bc.
Avanne: waves.
CryingEevee OOC: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpBcrjDVUAAkptu.jpg:large
Avanne: And that was just the grand entrance.
Muffet: hey, if he was closer
Smol Asriel: ((Project onimus is running smoothly
Barchar: "...Thats mildly worryingly worded."
Avanne: ((ce why is that just a picture of schyroton /s
Fellby: scoots a little closer to Muffet.
Avanne: Aw, come now, I can't act like a bit of a showoff?
Vulard: walks in. He wears a mickey sorceror's apprentice hat with one of the ears half torn off, a white bandana with a mouth hole probably meant to look like a beard and he's got a fuckton of necklaces with runes that look made up
CryingEevee OOC: ((so do any of you guys know of wolf pupy?))
Avanne: ((yes
Avanne: ((and i can relate
Avanne: ...
Avanne: just stopped moving.
CryingEevee OOC: http://wolfpupy.com/comic2/44.html
Avanne: Entirely.
Vulard: also has a dark green trench coat because he couldn't find a wizard cloak
Muffet: she looks at Fellby, then at BC's leg, then over at his. And over it goes. She leans on Fellby. "Don't worry. She's cute, but she's not going to replace you, Cheri."
Barchar: "...Hi."
Vulard: (( I don't fully understand what I'm reading but I love it ))
Fellby: "Aww, thanks sweetie." He puts his arm around Muffet's shoulder.
Avanne: has gone as still as a statue.
CryingEevee OOC: http://wolfpupy.com/comic2/27.html
Vulard: "Salutations people of..." He looks at something written on his hand "Grill...bess..."
Fellby: "Yes, Grilled bees."
Fellby: [sub]"haven't heard that one before..."[/sub]
Barchar: (this webcomic is all anti jokes and I love them all)
CryingEevee OOC: ((wolf pupy is amazing))
Vulard: uses a custom $100 replica lightsaber as a wizard staff
CryingEevee OOC: ((they also have a twitter that's amazing))
Muffet: "The amount of people who though they were being clever when they assumed that the innuendos in our bars' title were Unintentional..."
Vulard: (( I can't place what's funny about it but it's fucking great ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((that's wolf pupy for ya))
Avanne: moves a bit when Vulard isn't looking.
CryingEevee OOC: http://wolfpupy.com/comic2/7.html
Barchar: (well that was a fun 5 minutes)
Vulard: summons an actual good zombie just to order him a drink.
CryingEevee OOC: http://wolfpupy.com/comic/11.html
CryingEevee OOC: ((wolf pupy has 2 comics, comic one is complete (i guess) and comic 2 is ongoing. they also have aw0000))
Fellby: drifts off bc i have school in the morning.
Fellby: ((gn everyone
Vulard: ((gn))
CryingEevee OOC: ((gn))
Avanne: ((gn
Vulard: actually managed to do in like 2 seconds what Entra's been trying to do for years
CryingEevee OOC: (("daylight savings is dumb as hell, who looks directly at the sun and says i want more of this for later, nobody does it"))
Miyu: Elswhere
Miyu: "Okay seriously what the fuck WHY DOES SHE KEPE POISONING US!"
Avanne: There's a brief clacking of wood, then silence.
Miyu: "AND WE JUST USED OUR LAST GODDAMN CUMBUSTOS"
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Muffet: Ooh are you fighting Muffet? Only 'she' who'd have poison in our party I can think of. Well. Previously in our party.
Avanne:
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Vulard: leaves to be back eventually
Vulard: (( I'm gonna sleep. gn ))
Avanne: Fuck.
Avanne: ((gn
CryingEevee OOC: ((gn))
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Avanne: goes to the couch. "I hate when that doesn't work."
Smol Asriel: Laharl watsky fuckin betrayed you tonight
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: Thanks Tri
CryingEevee OOC: ((welp. i should go. it's pretty late))
Barchar: "Sorry."
CryingEevee OOC: ((gn everyone))
Avanne: ((gn
Barchar: "It probably would have been hilarious."
Avanne: I did it before, it was great.
Avanne: Like, today.
Barchar: "Oh."
Avanne: I do this often.
Barchar: "...Okay. Sorry if you've done it here. I'm. A bit out of it."
Avanne: I did once and it worked.
Avanne: That's fine.
Muffet: "That's what happens when you fuck with a succubus, la mignonne. Literally."
Avanne: Heh.
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Barchar: She sighs. "...I really didn't expect to get called a cutie in French by a spider succubus before today. That's...thats a new one."
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Smol Asriel: left the house
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Muffet: "Life is filled with surprises, Hm?"
Avanne: Oui.
Colton: he's really pretty relieved
Smol Asriel: Random bullshit crit power hour
Jäger Leyline: (ppl are still up? usually its clear
Barchar: (slarv is arcing)
Jäger Leyline: dreams are explorable then
Barchar: wooo
Barchar: will get over her Muffet-induced haze for the finale of Jager ball z
Jäger Leyline: looks the same age as last time but has a patch on his left eye. hes sitting at table still bruised up
Barchar: she sits down next to him. "Hey, man."
Barchar: "Can't call you kid anymore. Makes me sad."
Jäger Leyline: hey how are you
Barchar: "Fine. Yourself?"
Jäger Leyline: been better
Jäger Leyline: theres a bullet in my left eye socket
Barchar: "Jeez. That's gotta suck."
Jäger Leyline: yeah.....
Jäger Leyline: gonna get a false eye to cover it up
Barchar: "That makes sense."
Jäger Leyline: youve been following me around a lot
Barchar: "Bet I won't even be able to tell the difference."
Barchar: "Yeah, I'm weird like that, huh?"
Jäger Leyline: you my guardian angel? youre doing a shit job
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Avanne: ((lol
Barchar: She shrugged. "Something like that. I'd help, but the world seems to have times where it kicks me back on script."
Jäger Leyline: kidding. I know youre not
Barchar: "Yeah, I know."
Jäger Leyline: I already got one....the reason why Im still alive
Barchar: "...Wait, really?"
Barchar: "...'Her', I assume?"
Jäger Leyline: yeah her
Barchar: She nods, drumming the table. "Who is she, then?"
Jäger Leyline: no matter the situation shes there
Jäger Leyline: we used to sit togther and listen to music all the time
Barchar: "I heard you mention her at the lab, but you kinda passed out."
Jäger Leyline: saw me through the hardest time
: theres a knock on the door
Barchar: "Got a name?"
Barchar: "Orrr that. Fine
Jäger Leyline: ya -enters-
YoungKingAsgore: -enters-
Jäger Leyline: stands up
Jäger Leyline: My liege!
Smol Asriel: https://67.media.tumblr.com/a6c3101bacb90b09b3c15eee44b05220/tumblr_o9eiolSevr1tpf5vwo1_1280.png
YoungKingAsgore: It alright stand down
Jäger Leyline: sits
YoungKingAsgore: who might you be maam?
Avanne: ((im you are tearing bee apart
Avanne: ((also yoda
Barchar: "Just a friend of Jager's, your highness. I have a tendency of popping up at the most in-slash-convenient times."
Barchar: (HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL)
The White Wolf: -enters and stares at jager-
Barchar: "Shin." she said, nodding. Oh, God that might have been a mistake.
YoungKingAsgore: your war record is very impressive Sergent Leyline
Barchar: ..hopefully his intent bullshit would keep her safe. Or just the dream.
Jäger Leyline: Thank you my liege
YoungKingAsgore: considering we just find you lying in a ditch pretty much dead
YoungKingAsgore: right after you inflitrated an enemy compound and blew it.up
Barchar: "Hah. God, you're a badass."
YoungKingAsgore: for you accomplishments and over 8 years of service in the war I hereby award you the Cortin Cross
YoungKingAsgore: -slides the medal over-
Smol Asriel: http://66.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO5e1b21eU04grdbj_500.jpg
Jäger Leyline: Thank you my liege -fist bumps BC under the table
Barchar: damn right he does
Smol Asriel: http://67.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO5e1d1nqnhRKPMqt_500.gif
YoungKingAsgore: you started at out a young age...13?
Jäger Leyline: Yes my village waa destroyed at the
Jäger Leyline: start of the war
Smol Asriel: http://66.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO5e1ey3rpHp8vsnT_500.jpg
Jäger Leyline: everyone I knew died and I fled to a mercenary group
Avanne: ((i love garfield minus garfield
Smol Asriel: http://66.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO5jl9535Pfx71UCK_500.jpg
YoungKingAsgore: your parents? Im sorry to hear that
Jäger Leyline: Yeah my father did....but was he left to his o
Jäger Leyline: own fate
YoungKingAsgore: I see
YoungKingAsgore: well I sure you heard tha the war has just ended
Jäger Leyline: that*
Barchar: is pretty much gonna stay silent unless spoken to, for the most part
Jäger Leyline: Yeah I know
Smol Asriel: http://67.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO5k3l0sxouBVSPa8_500.gif
Smol Asriel: This is so great oh my fuck
Avanne: ((i know
Avanne: ((thats one of the best things
Smol Asriel: http://66.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO5kzq9b81gwhyv7n_500.jpg
Smol Asriel: HAH
YoungKingAsgore: I wont have need for as mablnu soldiers and I think you deserve a break
Jäger Leyline: many*
Avanne: ((oh man
Smol Asriel: http://66.media.tumblr.com/fSymsOGXO5l9t1gisQZ6l8DZo1_r1_500.png
Avanne: ((relatable
Barchar: (it turns nonfunny, unaware hell into hilarious, intentional hell)
Smol Asriel: ((Why is this so funny holy shit
YoungKingAsgore: so I will provide to the medicial attention you need along with any cybernetics. Ill also pay you 8 years of service as a first lieutant
Jäger Leyline: thank you liege. it will be very helpful
Avanne: ((because its relatable
YoungKingAsgore: -gets up to leave- By the way with everything that you lost, all the pain misery and hardship youve been through, what keep you going?
Smol Asriel: http://yourfavoriteshowsscreencaps.tumblr.com/post/149614703912/oh-my-gosh-it-is-so-nice-to-see-you-my-strong
Jäger Leyline: Someone gave me a gift a long time ago. I always hear it then things go wrong.
Avanne: ((STELBUS
Barchar: (I...dont even know what)
YoungKingAsgore: I see. Well rest well Sgt Leyline
Jäger Leyline: stands up and salutes when he leaves
The White Wolf: -leaves too-
Jäger Leyline: .....
Barchar: "..."
Jäger Leyline: sigh of relief
Jäger Leyline: its finally over
Smol Asriel: http://yourfavoriteshowsscreencaps.tumblr.com/post/149520071623/ah-you-scared-me-you-awful-long-headed-boy-now
Barchar: "What, being around Asgore skeeve you out or something?"
: ((Quick slarv I need a shitpost made
: ((Miyutwo
Smol Asriel: ((Ok
Jäger Leyline: no Im just glad the war is over
Avanne: ((miyu hatsune
Jäger Leyline: I can take care of Loni now
Barchar: "Yeah. I can see that."
Barchar: "And hey. Maybe you'll be able to meet new people. You know, when you're not trying to kill anyone at the time."
Jäger Leyline: got to take her to a doctor soon. Shes had a fever for the past week
Barchar: "...Oh."
Jäger Leyline: yeah get some friends that dont die the following week
Jäger Leyline: Im sure shes fine
Jäger Leyline: gets up and walks over to a record player
Barchar: "Probably."
Jäger Leyline: winds it up and puts Jazz on
Jäger Leyline: sits down and relaxes
: the record plays loudy
Barchar: she finds some place, sighing. "So. Who is she, then? The world has been good at leaving me hanging."
Jäger Leyline: whose who?
Barchar: "This 'she' you've been talking about. That scientist, and earlier."
Barchar: "I've really only seen you alone."
Smol Asriel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFh7LAFel4w i'm playing this in orchestra
Jäger Leyline: you havent figuresld that out?
Smol Asriel: It's gonna be bitchin
Jäger Leyline: shes right there
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Barchar: "...You're kidding me."
Jäger Leyline: then points to his head, "well really right here" then his heart "and here"
Barchar: She pauses, before cracking up. "God, you're so freaking sappy sometimes, Jager."
Smol Asriel: ((https://images-1.discordapp.net/.eJwFwVsOhCAMAMC7cADKwyp4G4IEjUoJrfFjs3d35qeecalV7SKdV4Dt4Exj0yw0Ui26EtWrpH6wznRDEkl5v0sTBouIBnFaZvTBBOsCOGeWOPlog3MxWj9beNrZ6G26t6r-HweSIuA.j7GNRW08rIerahFb7gXDX-3X4OU.png here laharl
Avanne: ((miyu hatsune
Jäger Leyline: smiles
Jäger Leyline: what? its true
Barchar: She sighs. "Yeah, yeah. Hey...want some advice from that weird red-eyed lady that keeps showing up when you get hurt?"
: ((Miyu 2 is real
Jäger Leyline: she was there for me.....we didnt have much time together
Jäger Leyline: hmmm?
Barchar: "If you see some brown-haired bitch in a striped shirt, don't let her distract you with her womanly wiles. Now, back on topic, the fuck do you mean? That record player has been there every time I've shown up."
Jäger Leyline: we used to sit down togther and just listen to music for hours
Jäger Leyline: Dad was always gone....didnt much care for his family
Barchar: "I guess I can see how the ability to even do that can seem ...surreal for you."
Barchar: "Your entire life has been war for a damn decade."
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Jäger Leyline: she wore white a lot
Jäger Leyline: should have been an angel
Barchar: "...Your record player?"
Jäger Leyline: she is now I know it
Jäger Leyline: No
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Jäger Leyline: keeps up
Barchar: keeps up?
Jäger Leyline: afraid if you dont get it now...youll never
Jäger Leyline: gets up*
Barchar: "Look, I don't know anyone who wears white. I mean...I never saw your mom, or anything..."
Jäger Leyline: .....
Jäger Leyline: smiles and leaves
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Barchar: "...I feel like I'm missing something." she muttered.
Barchar: "Man, omniscience never helps with the shit you want it to."
Jäger Leyline: is a young kid now sitting on the lap of a women those dressed in white and has an IV post with her
: theres a record player next to her plaing the blues
Jäger Leyline: playing*
Jäger Leyline: he just hugs and snughles with her as she holds hom back
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Barchar: She looks at them, sighing. "The poor kid."
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Jäger Leyline: -Fin-
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Avanne: <...I just realized I can never whistle.>
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[L]: [color=red][/color]
Avanne:
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[L]: [color=red][/color]
Avanne:
Chantelle:
:
Jäger Leyline: (is slarc still going?
Avanne:
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Smol Asriel: ((Yes
Smol Asriel: ((But ch 5 won't start for a bit
Jäger Leyline: rolls in his sleep
Blake: <...Merasmus?? >
:
:
Jäger Leyline: (I didnt see you guys in the room
:
Barchar: she shakes him gently. "Jager?"
Jäger Leyline: mmhmmm?
Avanne:
Blake: <...He's from a video game.>
Jäger Leyline: ...whats up babe?
: ((We've established now
Barchar: "You alright?"
: ((That merasmus can get into any form of communication
Jäger Leyline: yeah why?
Barchar: "You're sleeping weirdly."
Avanne:
Jäger Leyline: what do you mean?
Jäger Leyline: am I walking around?
Barchar: "You just seem...restless."
:
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Barchar: "I mean, no. But still."
Smol Asriel: ((We're doin it on discord it's a laharl and onimus only chapter
Avanne:
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Blake:
: ((Apparently
Avanne: <>:/>
: ((It's the critenning
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Jäger Leyline: Im fine
Barchar: "...Alright."
Jäger Leyline: Ive been sleeping better as of late to be honest
[L]: [color=red]For some reason she uses a shitton of emoticons, she's gotten better about it, but the first few weeks of the fuse were like a teenagers first phone.[/color]
Avanne:
Jäger Leyline: that your doing?
Barchar: "Might be." she said, sounding self-satisfied.
Avanne: ((what if when asked how old she is l just replies with the age of any other member of blaxith
Blake:
: (("Uhh, 306"))
: (("L thats mine"))
: (("Shut the hell up Avanne"
Blake:
[L]: [color=red]<:3>[/color]
[L]: [color=red]< X/Female/In Your Mindscape :D>[/color]
Jäger Leyline: find anything in there of interest?
Barchar: "A bit."
Jäger Leyline: you in funny postions?
Avanne: <...I stopped counting how old I was after 350/Take a fuckin guess/Mindscape>
Barchar: She thinks. "...No. No, not really."
Blake:
Blake:
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Avanne: <...I just realized that my creator lived four times as long as he should have.>
Blake:
Jäger Leyline: snuggles up his head in her chest
Jäger Leyline: come on tell me
Blake:
Barchar: "...if any of your memories are tainted by a nice ass and a leather jacket, you know who to blame."
Avanne:
X:
Jäger Leyline: hehbI tainted your ass
Jäger Leyline: Heh I
Barchar: "No, you purified it."
Jäger Leyline: I aint really an angel
Avanne:
Barchar: She shrugged.
Blake:
Jäger Leyline: maan I must have boring dreams if you saw nothing
Avanne:
Avanne:
Barchar: "...Jager, I had like, ten dreams of important moments in your life."
Blake:
Jäger Leyline: what?
Avanne:
Barchar: "You getting abused, pushed off a cliff, your house getting destroyed, getting trained as a mercenary, finding loni, some bit with some girlfriend in the mercenary camp, getting your limbs hacked off, running from the camp, getting tortured by...[i]somebody[/i]-" she grit her teeth. And finally, the end of the war, with You getting some award. "
Barchar: "...And a woman I can only assume was your mother."
Jäger Leyline: coverschis left eye and looks ashamed
Barchar: "Hey, I've known this entire time you know. It's damn convincing, though."
Barchar: hard to slip a fake eye past her, as you can imagine.
Jäger Leyline: ...Ive never.....told anyone
Barchar: "Jager, I saw you fight. You were a goddamn badass. And honestly, what's a badass without a false eye to show it, right?" she said, smiling awkwardly. "...I don't know. You don't need to be embarrassed. It's just an eye."
Barchar: "I won't tell anyone if you don't want."
Jäger Leyline: its not just that....its everythinh
Jäger Leyline: ....my mother though
Barchar: "Yeah...
Barchar: "I'm sorry. You've been through a lot."
Jäger Leyline: nods
Jäger Leyline: ...thanks...
Barchar: "No problem. Hopefully this shit doesn't decide to come back to haunt you, now I've kicked their metaphysical, depressing asses."
Jäger Leyline: smiles but a tear comes from his right eye
Barchar: she hugs him. "Sorry. Is that not...really working?"
Jäger Leyline: Im okay
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Jäger Leyline: hugs back tightly
Barchar: "...I love you, Jager. You've done some amazing shit. Shit I don't know if I could have done."
Jäger Leyline: ...I love you too Chara
Barchar: She smiles. "Chara Leyline...really does have a ring, yeah?"
Jäger Leyline: it does
Jäger Leyline: ...guess its my turn to go through your dreams
Barchar: "...Eh. Not much interesting."
Barchar: "You've seen the bulk."
Jäger Leyline: kisses her
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Barchar: "Me getting erased. People I love dying. Me finally breaking down and going full-on-insane. The us-mmp" Well, nevermind, she was doing that then. She was pretty damn fine with that.
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Jäger Leyline: kisses for a long time
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Jäger Leyline: then falls asleep on her
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Jäger Leyline: (back to work
Avanne: ((well i have to be up in a few hours, gn
Barchar: she sighs, scratching his back. "Someday, you're gonna be the death of me Leyline." she fell asleep too.
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Barchar: (yeah I should not be up this late lol)
: [url=https://images-1.discordapp.net/.eJwFwVsOhCAMAMC7cADKwyp4G4IEjUoJrfFjs3d35qeecalV7SKdV4Dt4Exj0yw0Ui26EtWrpH6wznRDEkl5v0sTBouIBnFaZvTBBOsCOGeWOPlog3MxWj9beNrZ6G26t6r-HweSIuA.j7GNRW08rIerahFb7gXDX-3X4OU.png]Heh[/url]
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Jäger Leyline: 9oi
Jäger Leyline: ((morning*
: ((Goodie morning
Fellby: ((ignore me, i'm doing something on my computer really quick before going to school
: ((Chime: just downloading GASTON porn
: ((Chime: oh shit I said it
Fellby: ((pffah, if there were more i could
: ((Get a flash drive
Jäger Leyline: ((nah man, Fellut
Fellby: ((i'm gonna be getting tomodachi life today, so i have something to do on the ride up
Jäger Leyline: (going on vaca?
Fellby: ((yup, up north
Jäger Leyline: ((flee from the upcoming zombies apocolypse
Fellby: ((the nice thing about living in michigan is that you can just go up north
Jäger Leyline: ((into canada?
Fellby: ((no into michigan
Jäger Leyline: ((oh I thought you were leaving michgan
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: ((Welcome to nothing
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Smol Asriel: ((New dr
Smol Asriel: ((Chiaki had fun
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Smol Asriel: ((Dammit bread
Smol Asriel: ((This is my only entertainment for 2 horse ;_;
Smol Asriel: still hasn't come home
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Barchar: (i assume that 'horse' was intentional)
Smol Asriel: ((It was
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: ((yee haw
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Barchar: (I am now free from the burden of education for today)
Smol Asriel: ((And now i gtg
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Smol Asriel: stays where he was
Smol Asriel: literally couldn't leave even if he wanted to
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Smol Asriel: ((10 minutes doe
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Endling Asriel: -Where was Smazzy tho.-
: ((Rip))
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Smol Asriel: hyper's timeline
: ((yee haw
Endling Asriel: -He doesn't know where to find him.-
Smol Asriel: left without ea yesterday
Endling Asriel: -He's looking basically everywhere.-
Smol Asriel: in secret
Smol Asriel: didn't clear the history or anything
Colton: "...Hey mom? Where's the scary Asriel?"
Female Asriel: "Dunno"
Hywel: "No idea."
Endling Asriel: -He's panicking at this point.-
Endling Asriel: -Be decides to check the handy dandy timeline history.-
Smol Asriel: hyper's timeline is there
Endling Asriel: -Well, off he goes, running through the empty shithole.-
: HAHHAHHHAHA YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FUCKING WALK
: FOR A LONG ASS TIME
: Aka
: Walking through the entire fucking underground.
Smol Asriel: since i gtg at any moment, all he finds is, at the very back of the ruins, a pile of gote dust, a jar, an owl, and a wheelchair
Endling Asriel: -That's gonna give his a fucking heart attack when he gets there.-
: Him*
Smol Asriel: scumbag chara ghost
Smol Asriel: get pranked
Smol Asriel: but he don't know that
Endling Asriel: -[s]Dies of heart failure[/s]-
Endling Asriel: -He's probably crying now, a lot, on his knees by the dust.-
Endling Asriel: -Whever he traverses the underground, anyways.-
: Whenever*
Smol Asriel: ((Killing best friend prank (gone wrong) (gone sexual)
Hywel: "He's not that scary."
: ((Kek))
: ((Is Chara secretly Sam pepper))
Smol Asriel: ((Yes
Smol Asriel: ((She gon give it a few hours though
: ((Committing genocide on the entire monster race prank (gone wrong) (gone right) (gone left) NEW 2016
Smol Asriel: ((Aaaand gtg
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: ((Bai))
: It's funny
: ((cya
: Because EA thinks the dust is Smazzy's dust
Barchar: yes
Barchar: that is the idea
: Flame: fuck off
: Frisky: no
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: ((Anyways I guess we're the only ones alive
: ((One question: should there be any combat today or would you prefer something other than combay today))
: ((combat*
: ((Micheal Combay
Barchar: (mmmmm)
Barchar: (I dunno, honestly)
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: ((I’m Barchar Harrison, and this is my bar. I work here with my old man and my BF, Jäger. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 11 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that Anydoor.
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: (('Ello Janitor Cheesecake
Barchar: (old man grillby)
Barchar: also she's 13 u pleb
Barchar: PLEB
: Fuck you
: How dare you call me a pleb
: I kill children
Frisky: (They don't)
Barchar: THAT'S WHAT PLEBS DO
Barchar: SOMETIMES
Barchar: I GUESS
: No really I once RPed killing children
: In the main chat
: In detail
Barchar: oookay then
: Because I was bored
Frisky: Gee Frisky
Frisky: You sound real messed up there pal
: Yes I do
Barchar: as evidenced by you talking to yourself
Barchar: with two shortcuts that are both meant to be solely ooc, even
: Mmmmmmhm
Flame_warp : ((man he's a fucking weirdo))
Barchar: ikr
Barchar: what a loser
Flame_warp : ((the loserest))
: they're*
: You're the loser, my friend
Barchar: dammit me you gotta remember this shit
Flame_warp : ((sorry :<))
Barchar: no you're fucking not you're just a moron
Flame_warp : ((man i'm a dick. I'm gonna go back to never being used.))
: Flame: Barchar, use Flash for my sick pleasures! Barchar: wtf no you creep I only use that when Jäger is around
: http://67.media.tumblr.com/46d9d617142d691ad28b1b53ab65c940/tumblr_o02hecUOxc1ukb2iyo1_500.png
Barchar: glows brightly for two seconds
Barchar: "Ya fuck u bitch"
Flame_warp : ((fun fact, I'm the only one who could accurately picture Barchar shirtless ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )))
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: ((Yazan comes right as you say that
: ((And then leaves
Barchar: ([s]like he doesn't fantasize about it every night[/s] I am an awful man)
Barchar: (child)
Barchar: (person)
: ((We're all awful people
: ((Especially you /s
: ((yee haw
: ((I mean CK is probably the best one here
: ((The memes protect CK
Barchar: (we don't know what ck gets up to in his free time)
: ((As to why I said probably
: ((ok my music keeps pausing for no reason and its making me mad
Barchar: ([i]hair trigger temper, eh...?[/i])
: ((no like the program is pausing with the pause button for no reason
: ((the spooky computer ghosts hate my music
Barchar: ("LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC U FUCK")
: ((crazy bus theme 4 musik award
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: ((holy shit
: ((http://i.imgur.com/JSCibmJ.gifv
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: ((I saw that
: ((It's beautiful
Barchar: (that direct was overall)
Barchar: (strange)
Barchar: (everything was kind aneat but nothing was too huge)
: ((I mean SNORLAX'S FAT ASS IS FINALLY DOING SOMETHING
CryingEevee OOC: ((there was a direct?))
Barchar: (yeh)
Barchar: (30 minute 3ds direct)
CryingEevee OOC: ((huh.))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai s;arv))
Smol Asriel: ((Sup
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=http://imgur.com/a/OpP1a]eevee is still better than flareon[/url]))
Smol Asriel: ((It is cute
Smol Asriel: ((But inferior cutewise
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CryingEevee OOC: (([url=http://imgur.com/a/Y4iRC]i beg to differ[/url]))
Smol Asriel: ((See the problem is i cant load those because i'm on mobile
: ((CE x Eevee
Barchar: (don't start this shit again ce)
: ((Yes you fucking can Slarv
: ((I'm on mobile right now
Smol Asriel: ((No i cant you shit
Barchar: (we shall call the ship CryingEev-wait)
CryingEevee OOC: ((eevee is in my name, of course i like eevee))
Smol Asriel: ((Some day I should tell you the story
Smol Asriel: ((Of slarvath
CryingEevee OOC: ((ooh, there's a story behind that?))
Smol Asriel: ((A 94 page novel
Smol Asriel: ((Plus the backstory about how i came to writing it
CryingEevee OOC: ((das a lot))
Smol Asriel: ((Yes
Smol Asriel: ((Yes it is
Barchar: (oooh i heard this story)
CryingEevee OOC: ((can i have a tl;dr?))
Smol Asriel: ((Tl;dr slarvath is the main character of a novel i wrote
Barchar: (a dumbass character slarv made a few years ago that he can't really change his name out of 'cause he's already called it)
: http://i.imgur.com/csUw3.jpg
CryingEevee OOC: ((someone somehwere has a fetish fetish))
Smol Asriel: ((I think it was called Slarvath vs the End of the World
Smol Asriel: ((Either that or Slarvath vs the 99%
Smol Asriel: ((Slarvath and Alfredo vs the End of the World I think
Smol Asriel: ((I don't have the actual story anymore but i remember most of it
: ((I can tell you the story of where I got the name Entropy
: ((But eh
: ((I'll keep the story of Vile to myself
CryingEevee OOC: ((so. anyone hear of/play hacknet?))
Barchar: (i already tod you my name's inception last night)
Barchar: (none of my other characters have very interesting inceptions)
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's a FANTASTIC hacking game))
Barchar: (I do not remember at all what the inception of Blonde/that whole book idea came from tbh')
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: Fuckit
: https://camo.derpicdn.net/47310ae9e34c7ed4486484492d21c707080bf04c?url=http%3A%2F%2Fi2.kym-cdn.com%2Fphotos%2Fimages%2Fnewsfeed%2F000%2F515%2F157%2F8bf.jpg
: I'll tell it when i get home
CryingEevee OOC: ((one of my characters started as a self insert that stemmed from my sackboy from lbp2, that then became its own thing, then THAT became its own thing, and now... well, i'll tell you later))
: Prepare for cringe
: Where the fuck are you right now
: In a car?
: Yes
: Are you texting and driving?
: No
CryingEevee OOC: ((slarv is on top of some random guy's car))
: Yes
: It's Chime's car
: Heading toward Hell, Michigan
: So for an example of how bad this is gonna get
CryingEevee OOC: http://www.gotohellmi.com/
: Near the end, chuck norris descends from the heavens after being summoned by a piece of bacon from minecraft and defeats the occupy wallstreet movement
CryingEevee OOC: ((sounds like a fever meme))
: I am so ashamed
CryingEevee OOC: ((i once made characters for the corruption and hallow of terraria))
CryingEevee OOC: ((they wielded the respective blades))
Barchar: angles sang out/in immacualte chorus/as down from the heavens/descended chuck norris
CryingEevee OOC: (("the corrupted one" and "the hallowed warrior"))
Barchar: (no crimson tho)
Barchar: (cause who gives a fuck about the crimson)
CryingEevee OOC: ((this was 1.1))
: AND THEN I ADAPTED THE STORY A FEW YEARS LATER AND MADE IT EDGY AS SHIT
CryingEevee OOC: ((there was no crimson))
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh))
: I am not gonna tell that one
CryingEevee OOC: ((also the crimson is way less cool than the corruption imo))
: In that one i had slarvath die and then literally
Barchar: (i've never played the crimson tbh)
: I wrote in
Barchar: (all of my serious characters have rolled corruption)
: *music is blue from cowboy bebop*
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have always rerolled if i got crimson))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai mv))
Avanne: ((hi
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Barchar: (hi mv)
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CryingEevee OOC: ((huh. victini is available on mystery gift... i already have 2. the first one and the v-create one with fusion flare and fusion bolt))
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Avanne: ((brb food
CryingEevee OOC: ((time to look up if there's any news about darkrai coming to wii u pokken))
: ((Your lord is coming to Pokken
Sage: (oh boy!)
CryingEevee OOC: ((he's already in the arcades iirc))
Barchar: (how do they update the arcade)
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i dunno. might have special things to be able to update them? or they physically take out the cabinets and physically put in the updated version))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, darkrai is already in the arcade ver with the chars that were originally wii u exclusive))
Jäger Leyline: ((oi
Barchar: (hi yazan)
CryingEevee OOC: ((>darkrai trailer's first gameplay footage shows darkrai beating up a lucario))
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Sage: (darkrai senpai won't beat me up :((((( )
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: ((Sage becomes a masochist
Barchar: (best way to cope with getting the shit constantly kicked out of you is to start to like it)
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Smol Asriel: ((You get 3 guesses, don't google it because you're a filthy cheat
Smol Asriel: ((What is girtablublu
Barchar: (a fusion of giratna snd pikablu)
Avanne: ((im back
CryingEevee OOC: ((giratina but water/water type))
Avanne: ((giratina, swablu, pikablu fusion
: ((Something you summon
Smol Asriel: ((A giant brown crab with 100 eyes and a city on its back
CryingEevee OOC: ((no news on darkrai's wii u release date))
Avanne: ((oh
Smol Asriel: ((The first summon in bd
Avanne: ((interesting
Smol Asriel: ((Is called girtablublu for some goddamn reason
Barchar: (i should have known)
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh. i never got to the point of summons... i REALLY should play it more))
Barchar: (what's bd)
CryingEevee OOC: ((or persona 3))
CryingEevee OOC: ((bravely default?))
Smol Asriel: ((Ye
Smol Asriel: ((I just got the summoner asterisk
Smol Asriel: ((And then two small children killed eachother over hairpins
CryingEevee OOC: ((slarv, would you happened to know if those sidequests like the one that probably gives you the thief class (because you fight a thief) go away if you progress the plot))
Smol Asriel: ((Supposedly noy
Smol Asriel: ((*not
Smol Asriel: ((They just get harder
CryingEevee OOC: ((harder? aww man. i'm at the point where i just got that side-quest and i'm massively unprepared and grinding to the point where i'm not will take too long because the enemies are too weak))
Smol Asriel: ((Here's a tip
Smol Asriel: ((Get into a fight
Smol Asriel: ((Brave everyone 4x, use your best attacks
Smol Asriel: ((Then push y
CryingEevee OOC: ((i forget what Y does))
Smol Asriel: ((Set the encounter rate to 100%, and walk around anchiem for like 30 minutes getting into battles and autowinning them
Smol Asriel: ((I did that at florem and got from level 21 to 30 in 30 minutes
Smol Asriel: ((It sets the last turn you did to automatically repeat
CryingEevee OOC: ((ah))
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E: shit forgot pmd was today
Avanne: ((hi
E: hello
Smol Asriel: ((Then you can upgrade the fuck outta norende, get a bloody shield, and take 0 damage from most things for a while
CryingEevee OOC: ((anyway, i should pick a jrpg and stick with it. so i'mma either go for persona 3, or bravely default))
E: just finished pokemon ruby
CryingEevee OOC: ((niceu))
E: champion was so disappointing
E: the 2nd last guy was 10x harder
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url] test))
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url]))
Smol Asriel: ((And then when you get to miasma woods just fucking turn encounters off and go through because that section is bullshit
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KNqFhJ6-n0]niceu[/url] replacement is go))
: ((Or disgaea
Smol Asriel: ((I thought that wasnt a jrpg
Barchar: (u reddy for spooky robo mv and frisky)
Barchar: (and anyone else here who watches su but i think it's just y'all)
CryingEevee OOC: ((right... disgaea, persona 3, or bravely default. even though disgaea really isn't a jrpg it's still going to take that place i guess))
E: i watch it
E: and am going to rn
Barchar: (you do, tri? huh)
Smol Asriel: ((Phone gon die
Barchar: (...that means CE is the only in PMD that doesn't)
Barchar: (that's amusng)
Smol Asriel: ((Brb
Avanne: ((wait shit is that right now
Barchar: (owait blazefire exists)
Smol Asriel: ((Ahem
Barchar: (yes)
Barchar: (the theme just started)
Avanne: ((fuck gonna watch
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Barchar: (and it just ended)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i will spin a wheel, which ever is landed on 3 times is the one i'll [sub][sup]probably[/sup][/sub] play))
CryingEevee OOC: ((1 disgaea))
CryingEevee OOC: ((1 persona 3))
CryingEevee OOC: ((1 of each now))
CryingEevee OOC: ((2 disgaea))
Barchar: (They got tom kenny for one fucking line)
CryingEevee OOC: ((2 persona))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and persona it is))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((the wheel prefers the game that mv can't play))
CryingEevee OOC: (([sub][sup]without major downsides that is[/sup][/sub]))
CryingEevee OOC: ((so just for fun i span the wheel again. and it landed AGAIN on p3))
CryingEevee OOC: ((this wheel massively prefers persona 3))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((that never happened bloo and you know it))
: (( http://i.imgur.com/N6niofM.png ))
E: that was neato
Barchar: one line from tom flipping kenny
Barchar: okay then
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CryingEevee OOC: ((thought: the flintstones theme will forever be associated with 7 grand dad))
Avanne: ((that episode was strange, but i liked it
E: yeah
Barchar: (TBH i expected it to be creepy)
Barchar: (I mean, tom kenny voicing a weird, uncanny valley fortune telling robot?)
Barchar: (but no)
Barchar: (one flipping line)
Avanne: ((i wouldve preferred it that way
CryingEevee OOC: ((GRAHHH fangamer still hasn't restocked the starman hoodie i want))
Barchar: (I'm up for another Frybo/Cat fingers)
Avanne: ((unpopular opinion: frybo is one of my favorite season 1 episodes
Barchar: (I liked the sudden spooks, it was a good time)
Barchar: (but no big spooks like that since cat fingers)
Barchar: (i mean, chile tid i guess, but it was one spook instead of an episode of spooks)
: http://prntscr.com/cd3yl2 THIS IS GLORIOUS
E: wow
CryingEevee OOC: ((you know, i never did get my stickers with my determination combo))
CryingEevee OOC: ((they were mysteriously missing))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((and i was too late to get the mettaton poster from it, but eh))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i should also finish okami... there's a lotta games i need to finish, thinking about it))
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: http://prntscr.com/cd3yl2
: DD look at this cancer
CryingEevee OOC: ((>shittalk generator, english to russian))
DamnDude: [[ Jesus ]]
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i should also finish the phoenix wright game i started))
E: >'pokemon music got slowly worse', [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMK1evpnYGo]you[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEvuu73sdhc]fucking[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDFEUfS4r_A]what[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFT_B06qKdk]buddy[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv7ZGS3Nkbo]friend[/url] [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWKA-JGA-3M]pal[/url]
Avanne: ((fuckin plebs
Barchar: (they're just straight wrong)
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CryingEevee OOC: ((pokemon music is amazing, even today. if anything the music gor better))
E: i'll be honest, the x and y music wasn't...[i]amazing,[/i] but it was still really fuckin good
E: but gen 4/5
E: holy shit
CryingEevee OOC: ((like, gen one's music for example, is pretty lacking))
CryingEevee OOC: ((not bad, but still))
E: i actually enjoy the gym leader music of gen 1 more than the champion theme in terms of hype
Avanne: ((gens 3 and 5 had the best music imo
CryingEevee OOC: ((i still think red's theme from soulsilver is the best trainer battle theme))
Barchar: (like, the only song from gen 1 i remember other than the theme is the fucking lavender town theme)
Barchar: (doo DOO doo DOO doo DOO doo DOO)
CryingEevee OOC: ((also don't you dare link me to oras songs))
E: doot DOOT [i]DOOT[/i] DOOT doot DOOT [i]DOOT[/i] DOOT
CryingEevee OOC: ((dewt DEWT DEWT dewt))
E: yes
E: also why not
Barchar: (BRAAH BRAHH BRUHHH BRUHH BRAH DAH DAH DAH DUHH DUHHH)
Avanne: ((i like lavender towns music
CryingEevee OOC: ((i really don't like oras' music compared to gen 3))
: http://prntscr.com/cd41qc
CryingEevee OOC: ((lavender town is my jam))
: ((I was kicking ass for 21 minutes
: ((This game was ultimate cancer
E: i can agree for the most part
: ((Like, someone multiboxed I think
Barchar: (and have you guys gone insane yet)
: ((And made three different Tri Trappers
E: but i like metal so
: ((And they made a fucking fortress
E: i really enjoyed the new team leader battles
CryingEevee OOC: ((why would 3 different people try to trap tri? /s))
E: i am rare, i don't blame them
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CryingEevee OOC: ((tri is a rare pokemon. and by extension so am i))
E: dodrio isn't too rare but eevee is definitely
CryingEevee OOC: ((dodreevee))
Barchar: (the rare and elusive flame warp)
E: i remember literally the only time i saw dodrio in pokemon ruby, it used tri attack
E: and then i never saw a dodrio again
E: it was a trainer battle too
Barchar: (I'm about as good as a farfetched)
E: farfetch'd /s
CryingEevee OOC: ((i am an eevee that can never be evolved))
CryingEevee OOC: ((forever little cup))
Barchar: (farf warp)
Barchar: (flalf waraw)
E: can't wait to have to fight cynthia
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think the best legendary pokemon theme is the one from gen 3, any objections?))
E: das gonna be a thing
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E: i only ever got to find groudon
E: and that theme was imo decent
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's a shared theme))
E: regi trio has a different one
CryingEevee OOC: ((only the regis have a different one))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and deoxys but eh))
E: yeh
CryingEevee OOC: ((he was first in firered))
E: wait can you get deoxys in pokemon ruby
CryingEevee OOC: ((mystery gift))
E: rip
CryingEevee OOC: ((rip))
CryingEevee OOC: ((STORY))
Barchar: (my dog just jumped up on my leg)
Barchar: (hit the tilde key)
Barchar: (and hopped off)
E: it's a sign
E: i feel like all the new music in pokemon is good but remakes of older music i don't usually enjoy
E: like, i really love the gen 1 gym leader theme, can't enjoy the remakes of it
CryingEevee OOC: ((one time i used mystery gift on black (or was is soul silver? idk) and what i got was a darkrai that was in a duskball that didn't have the OT that mystery gift pokes normally have. and the name of the event and the description was "it's deoxys!" "here's a deoxys with moves it can't normally learn"))
CryingEevee OOC: ((*deoxys))
CryingEevee OOC: ((*not darkrai))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have no idea how that darkrai gott slipped in there))
E: gott
Barchar: (darkrai is trying to escape through text)
E: anyway listening to regi theme, it's also decent
CryingEevee OOC: ((anyway, that was a REALLY weird thing))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i still don't know how it happened))
CryingEevee OOC: ((someone hacked the mystery gift servers? isk))
E: wait is jirachi in hoenn
CryingEevee OOC: ((yes))
E: that's what mirage island---fucking
CryingEevee OOC: ((but mystery gift))
E: o okay
CryingEevee OOC: ((also mew was a mystery gift for gen 3 iirc))
CryingEevee OOC: ((or e-reader, all the mystery gifts could be e-reader))
E: what's the flying pokemon people were talking about in pacifiwhateveritis town
CryingEevee OOC: ((i dunno))
E: is that also jirachi
CryingEevee OOC: ((that's the eon pokes probably))
CryingEevee OOC: ((latias/os))
E: oh yeah those are also in hoenn...are they also mystery gift
CryingEevee OOC: ((one you get in the post game, the other you need an e-reader card))
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E: oh okay, in that case i'll eventually go back to ruby for regi trio and latios/as
Barchar: (iircv)
CryingEevee OOC: ((after you beat the game your mom will be watching the tv and it'll be talking about a rare pokemon and it'll go static when it's talking about the color, and your mom will ask if it said blue or red, that's how you decide... at least in emerald, i dunno about ruby))
Barchar: (the second lati is only gained through an ereader thing)
E: oh okay
CryingEevee OOC: ((that's what i was saying flame))
Barchar: (oh)
E: i'll remember that
Barchar: (my brain)
Barchar: (i thought you got one lati during the main game like ORAS)
CryingEevee OOC: ((nope))
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's post-game))
Barchar: (and then just the second lati with the card)
E: so everyone's complaining about glacia, phoebe, and steven's metagross
E: meanwhile
E: fuck that dragon trainer
: Are you fucking kidding me he's easy
E: what
: No like I can beat him first try
: Again, he's fucking easy
E: now i'm even facing unpopular difficulties
CryingEevee OOC: ((also can i say that i hate arceus' theme? it gives me audio blue-balls.))
E: hey same
CryingEevee OOC: ((it NEVER PICKS UP))
Barchar: you're just fucked with this shit tri
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's like only buildup))
Barchar: can't have people agree with you ever
E: okay if it means anything i was fighting e4 with just groudon and swampert
CryingEevee OOC: ((i agreed with tri about arceus' theme))
Barchar: why
E: because my other pokemon were underleveled
Barchar: then level them you dingus
E: i tri'd to level them up
E: but it eventually just got to the point
CryingEevee OOC: ((not a good pun tri))
: I remember when Tri used capitals and periods
E: where i really might as well have just used swampert and groudon
Barchar: it was kind of a good pun
Barchar: That was when they rp'd frisky
CryingEevee OOC: ((now tri uses my speak, no peridos or caps))
E: peridos
: Peridots?
Barchar: Tri is the dorito confirmed
: "AnotherB dared Girl Frisk to drink something. She couldn't tell what it was so she did. It was milk so she was fine with it."
CryingEevee OOC: ((i was going to fix it, but peridos was too great))
: -Tri
E: ~ Tri maybe 9 months ago
: See, capitals and periods
Barchar: i kinda figured frisky would be peridot
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: OOC
E: that was discord tho
CryingEevee OOC: ((no?))
Barchar: tri...i dunno.
Barchar: I'd be Lapis
: I would be either Peridot or Ameythest
Barchar: somewhat ironically
CryingEevee OOC: ((that was xyzzy, i was there))
E: that was discord
CryingEevee OOC: ((really?))
E: well i mean, it HAPPENED in xyzzy
CryingEevee OOC: ((it was goat milk iirc))
E: but the message was copied from discord
: I would literally be every one of them lol
CryingEevee OOC: ((is there a completely clear gem in the world? because i never watch su i'd be that))
E: i can only listen to music i find decent, because if i listen to music i love i don't love it any more
CryingEevee OOC: ((glass, i'd be glass.))
Barchar: (Glass isn't a gem)
Barchar: (bone is tho)
CryingEevee OOC: ((not a gem but i don't care))
E: [s][sub]laharl would be glass[/sub][/s]
CryingEevee OOC: ((wait what?))
CryingEevee OOC: ((bone gems?))
Barchar: (Bone is apparently a fucking gem)
Barchar: ( mean not in su)
Barchar: (but in the real world)
E: i'm made of gems, wowie
Avanne: ((clear quartz
CryingEevee OOC: ((are all the gems female?))
Avanne: ((no
E: yes
E: no
E: ?
: yes
Barchar: yes
: all of them are female
Barchar: i don't know what you're talking about mv
Avanne: ((steven is male and the rest are aliens who use she/her
E: well yea but
Barchar: steven doesn't count
CryingEevee OOC: ((then there should be metals. all male. and the fusions are alloys.))
: Steven doesn't count
E: rose is female
: He's a hybrid
E: steven is hooman
Barchar: bismuth is technically a metal?
Barchar: but they call her a gem
Barchar: she's weird
: I'm saying a pure "gem"
: they're all female aliens
Avanne: ((bismuth is metallic crystal
Barchar: But yeah, saying that not all gems are female because of Steven is kinda...skewed, i guess
E: [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALbsX5oXHc8]if i listen to this too much the epicness is lost[/url]
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Barchar: All gems who didn't come to being through penises being inserted into vaginas are female
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah... listen to something too much and it loses meaning))
Barchar: which is every gem except steven
Avanne: ((honestly the way i see it is gems need no gemder
: MV http://i.imgur.com/JSCibmJ.gifv
E: ...is that a legit fucking move
CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, i would've assumed they had no sex or gender, but they're all so feminine))
: Yes
Avanne: ((yes
: A Z-move
E: jfc
Avanne: ((theyre all feminine
Barchar: They have female forms. They use female pronouns. Whether they reproduce sexually or have vaginas or not, they're female
Barchar: And the crewniverse has staunchly said there would be no male gems when asked. Not even a dodge, just a no
Avanne: ((though you can totally make a masculine gem oc
Barchar: (sure sure)
Barchar: (Nothing wrong with them)
Avanne: ((but in canon nah
Barchar: (yeh)
Avanne: ((except steven sort of but
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Barchar: (Steven really doesn't count)
Barchar: (He's only technically a gem, you know)
Avanne: ((hes half gem
: ((Yes
: ((And half human
: ((The human half allows him to be male
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Barchar: (Yeah)
CryingEevee OOC: ((y'know, i don't know why i'm saying this, and i think you guys may get mad at me [sub]just a thought about it[/sub]. but i think being "agender" is different than not having a gender. as in no concept of one for yourself.))
Barchar: (I kinda do too? I mean, being Agender is...refusing your gender, while not having a gender is just)
: ((-shrugs- I'm not mad
Barchar: (not being born with one, I guess?)
: ((I'm just a bitch
: ((Genders are complicated af tho
Barchar: (rthey weren't, like, 10 years ago)
Barchar: (but then shit got weird)
: ((Because all the old people were either male or female
Barchar: (i guess that's one of the reasons I tend to be staunched that there's...two/three?)
Avanne: ((the term agender means without gender, though to strongly identify as agender like myself is throwing gender out the window. identifying mildly as agender is more "yeah genders not for me"
Barchar: (Male, female, and thne wtf agender is)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, look at shadow, my character. i only started using masculine pronouns for him because of syphon. otherwise, i'd go with what shadow would. which is a lack thereof. he has so many memories of being so many genders he just... doesn't have a concept of his own))
Avanne: ((nonbinary
Barchar: (I see that less as a DIFFERENT gender and more as just...I don't know how to put it)
E: genders are confusing to me
Barchar: (but it's something different to me)
Barchar: (in my headspace)
Avanne: ((genders are fucked man
E: not to be rude or anything, i just can't understand why someone would want so strongly to not be a gender
Barchar: (Imo, things are probably going to stabilize in a few years)
Avanne: ((i mean, neither binary gender worked for me, i cant see myself as having a gender at all
Barchar: (people are gonna be able to tick a box without complaining that there isn't a box for them, even if there are more boxes than there are now)
Barchar: (but only time will tell)
E: ah
CryingEevee OOC: ((i more of don't understand things like "genderfluid" which is like, you change it on a whim))
E: yeah that's even more confusing to me
: ((Hoopa is just
Avanne: ((im p sure thats like thats more a feeling
: ((Every gender fuck ya'all
CryingEevee OOC: ((i can understand "none of the above" but...))
E: oh, that makes a bit more sense
Barchar: (I think that kinda thing is like...a similar, slightly exaggerated version of agender? Like, it's just...)
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Barchar: (They're neither, but sometimes they feel like one, and so they take it as they ARE one or the other, just at different times?)
Barchar: (idfk dude)
: (("Oh hey I feel like being female today"
E: i can understand that
CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, i do think it's easiest to call people by their bits but... to each their own. and the easiest isn't always the best.))
: (("Time to wear my girly clothes"
: ((yee haw
E: at moments i'm like 'i feel more feminine than usual' so
: (("Oh hey I feel like being male"
Barchar: (All I want is for people to just not yell at others for not knowing, I guess)
Barchar: (not that any of y'all do that)
Avanne: ((i mean yeah
Barchar: (you guys are chill)
: (("Idfk I'll play video games and shit"
E: yeah i'm chill
: ((T R I G G E R E D
Avanne: ((i prefer educate calmly
: ((A C T I V A T E D
E: >adding songs to my playlist
: ((wait i have the perfect copypasta lemme dig around a bit