Jesus Syphon: ((Oh found the problem
Jäger Leyline: returns
Colton: "...Thanks, umm..."
Vaati: I am Vaati.
Vaati: And you?
Colton: "Colton."
Vaati: A pleasure to meet you.
Jäger Leyline: sits on the couch
Jäger Leyline: hey Fellby
Muffet: "Hi again, Jager."
Vaati: Hello.
Fellby: "Hey Jager, I'm attempting to figure out what happened to the other Grillby."
Jäger Leyline: he gone missing?
Barchar: slarv isn't here no more btw
Fellby: ((oh
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Master Baker Muffet The Succubus [Muffet].
Fellby: points at the goddamn horse at the bar.
Asmodeus : -He starts touching Colton's arm./
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Colton: "..."
Colton: "Uhm."
Asmodeus : "...?"
Jäger Leyline: maybe hes taking a break?
Colton: "Arm touch to you too?"
Fellby: "God, I hope he's okay..."
Jäger Leyline: he'll show up. I doubt anything bad happened to him
Asmodeus : "...Just feeling your fur."
Colton: "...Okay."
Muffet: "I'm sure he'll be fine, cheri."
Muffet: "If he wasn't, then Barchar would probably be tearing up the place trying to figure out where he is."
Jäger Leyline: so last night was a lot of fun
Asmodeus : "Do you want me to stop?"
Fellby: "... Yeah?"
Colton: "No, it's fine."
Muffet: she chuckles. "Oh, definitely."
Maxwell's book: ((i've decided that tomorrow is when maxwell will come back, so if anyone wants a turn with the notebook
Muffet: "It's like she'd never had any before. I know that can't be true though, she's with you." she shrugged. "Either way, it's adorable."
Fellby: "She was so cute, making those noises..."
Muffet: "And I could tell that you, Leyline, were no stranger."
Barchar: "...I'm still here, you know. I mean, not like it bugs me all that much, but still."
Asmodeus : "...Its softer than Jäger's."
Colton: "...I guess, yeah."
Jäger Leyline: one of a kind muffet
Fellby: "Wish I got some of you, Jager..."
Jäger Leyline: yeah
Jäger Leyline: we will get together sometime
Muffet: "Well, Jager, we're always open, if you can shore up the cash."
Jäger Leyline: our ladiez come fit
Muffet: "Though, keep up the good work and we'll see if we can't get oyu anything on the house."
Jäger Leyline: first*
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Fellby: "Now, now, the ladies can entertain each other."
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Jäger Leyline: oh I got the cash muffet
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Literally Satan: tfw you plan to introduce a char named Lucy
Literally Satan: And realize too late
Literally Satan: And hope nobody will notice if you quietly change it to Luci
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-BITCH-[/font]
DamnDude: [[ So many Lucy's so little time ]]
Jäger Leyline: pulls fellby to hin
Jäger Leyline: him*
Muffet: [s]because the name needd to be less creative lol[/s]
Fellby: "Oooh. Hey there."
Jäger Leyline: hey there yourself hot stuff
DamnDude: [[ [sub]Your Lucy was shorthand anyways[/sub] ]]
Fellby: "You're a little hot to trot, huh?"
Literally Satan: The note from satan himself is still updating
Jäger Leyline: for the people I like
Literally Satan: 'im a horrible father i misspelled her name'
Literally Satan: 'woops'
Asmodeus : "..."
Fellby: "Oooh..."
Asmodeus : -He's feeling everywhere that's not in appropriate, really.-
Colton: he's pretending this is fine
Azazel: "How the hell do you misspell your kid's name after all this time"
Colton: colton is basically the embodiment of that one dog meme
Literally Satan: "Well I mean."
Jäger Leyline: I feel like you and I are quite similar fellby
Literally Satan: "Little Luci likes to change the spelling of her name a lot."
Vaati: hums.
Literally Satan: "Cause it's mildly inconvienent."
Literally Satan: "A girl after my own heart."
Muffet: "Except you're an avsurdly sexy goat man instead of an absurdly sexy fire elemental."
Jäger Leyline: true
Fellby: lowers his voice. "Any way else we're similar?"
Literally Satan: I'd like to point out that CaU Hell
Asmodeus : "...Are you sure it's okay? You don't look like you're okay..."
Literally Satan: Is canonically just a hell where everything is kinda 'eh'
Asmodeus : -He stops.-
Muffet: it's less 'eternal torment' and more 'eternal annoyance'
Jäger Leyline: but we both have our feet on the ground and know how this life works
Literally Satan: You've got tons of DECENT movies to watch
Muffet: people are pretty much CONSTANTLY leaving, just 'cause hey
Literally Satan: Theres always DECENT popcorn, but it could use some butter.
Jäger Leyline: and know how to deal with the shit thrown our way
Fellby: nods. "Go on..."
Literally Satan: Your twizzlers are always either stale or fresh, depending on what you like.
Vaati: ((they have movies like avatar
: ((Which one))
: ((Which fucking avatar))
Vaati: ((decent, they can even be good, but not great
Jäger Leyline: you wont see this hunk in a corner crying for the world to apologize to hin
Vaati: ((the one thats blue
: ((Oh thank god))
Jäger Leyline: him*
Literally Satan: ((They've got avatar, and stuff like the Wizards of Waverly Place movies
: ((Wait hold on))
Azazel: "So I just realized..."
Fellby: "Mmmh..."
Literally Satan: "Yeah?"
Azazel: "I haven't been paid in 3 months"
Fellby: ((they have the second shrek movie
Literally Satan: "...Well, I kinda stopped."
Vaati: ((but not the first
Literally Satan: "Cause you kept donating your paycheck."
Literally Satan: "To those shopkeep guys."
: ((Aw they making another shrek))
Jäger Leyline: he will say fuck nah and get up each time and carve his own path
Azazel: "What the hell, I was so close to getting a stopwatch that wasn't broken to all hell... again!"
: ((No))
Fellby: resists "You can carve a path into my asshole"
Fellby: ((*saying
Literally Satan: "Heh."
Literally Satan: "I'm afraid I used a lot of your paycheck recently on incubus horses."
Muffet: all the good innuendo she's passing up to let Fellby go on his own with jager
Muffet: it's a crying shame
Literally Satan: "Soooo...I can give you like, 15 minutes of actual good food and movies and stuff?"
Azazel: "That was today"
Azazel: "What the hell happened to the other 2 months and 29 days"
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Literally Satan: "Hookers."
Jäger Leyline: he knowswhat he wanrs and cares about those close to him
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DamnDude: [[ "Horse Hookers" ]]
: ((I considered it this spring for a solid six hours. There’s a fantastic energy now for some reason, on the internet particularly. Tumblr, people brought my attention to. I actually did consider it, but then I realized it would make Bee Movie 1 less iconic. But my kids want me to do it, a lot of people want me to do it. A lot of people that don’t know what animation is want me to do it. If you have any idea what animation is, you’d never do it.))
Muffet: "He also refers to himself in the third person."
: ((Seinfeld pls))
Fellby: "Mmmh..."
Jäger Leyline: despite being in a business that makes people apatheric
Muffet: (does)
Muffet: (does he think most people actually like bee movie)
Azazel: "Since when have we had hookers other than the succubi that keep leaving"
Muffet: (I mean shit I think it's a good movie but most people just like it for memes)
Fellby: starts to trace patterns on Jager's chest.
: (("It would make bee movie one less ironic"))
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: ((I think that means no))
Literally Satan: "..."
: (( fuck I just browsed through this forum I used to post on 6 years ago
Literally Satan: "Okay fine i've been using it to try to get updates for your universe."
: (( eeeeeeccchhhh
Muffet: "...Jager, you're not very good at pillow talk."
Literally Satan: "If I keep throwing money at them they'll have to buff Mega Satan eventually."
: ((Inb4 "Nobody can touch my swwaaaggg"))
Jäger Leyline: that was real talk
Vaati: snaps back to reality.
Asmodeus : -He stopped after asking if Colton was actually okay with what he was doing.-
Azazel: "Is that why I saw that note saying 'Give Mega Satan Half of Ultra Greed's Scaling armor'?
Fellby: "Come on, baby. Seduce me..."
Literally Satan: "Yes."
Jäger Leyline: smiles at the tracinf
Jäger Leyline: at then
Muffet: "Yes, exactly."
Muffet: "You were trying to real talk, while he was trying to pillow talk."
Azazel: "How about give Azazel back his uncapped health"
Azazel: "I like that idea"
Vaati: ((fellby: *french accent* seduce me!
Jäger Leyline: -looks at bc
DamnDude: [[ Fun Fact: The original BoI had no spirit heart cap ]]
Barchar: she waves
Jäger Leyline: alrifht then
: ((It also has no red heart cap, iirc))
: ((So guppy' paw was super mega op))
DamnDude: [[ I believe that's post Florian update ]]
Fellby: smiles.
Jäger Leyline: you know how they say disneyland is the happiest place on earth?
Literally Satan: "Hahahahaha no."
Fellby: "Yeah?"
: ((Original BoI looks Sooo shit))
Azazel: "At least give back the blank card double active combo"
: ((After seeing Rebirth at least once))
Muffet: (people thought that the original art style was better than rebirth at first)
Jäger Leyline: I take it theyve been in your arms before
Muffet: (which is just silly)
Muffet: wow, you missed a word
: ((I get the "It's the original so that means it better" thing))
Fellby: "Well, I don't do people under the age of 18.
Literally Satan: "Dude you start with the best weapon in the entire world."
Literally Satan: "Other than that knife."
: ((But that's like, most of the time not true))
: ((The 3DS OoT reboot is a million times better than the n64 one))
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DamnDude: [[ That's true, but TBH a lot of those people were disappeared when the active gifs came out and the art style was more refined. The original art style choices they gave were worse than the flash game ]]
Jäger Leyline: well how about camping then?
Fellby: "Hmm? I could be a campfire."
Jäger Leyline: because you can be the flame thatll keep me warm all night long
Fellby: "Oh, I'm happy to oblige you..."
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Jesus Syphon: ((back
Jäger Leyline: shifts back and knocks over a drink
Jäger Leyline: damn guess you owe me a drink now
: ((The original BOI wasn't bad though))
Fellby: "Oooh! Careful there, big boy - oooh."
Maxwell's book: ((so. i am back to the realm of existance
Jesus Syphon: ((oh hey so am i
DamnDude: [[ Possible R2 as this is Ed's original site: ]]
: (( "If I stop playing Pokemon GO, am I playing Pokemon STOP?"
Fellby: "What do you want, huh?"
: (( "you what?"
DamnDude: [[ Those are the original art styles for rebirth while they were still choosing ]]
Jäger Leyline: I got so lost in how hot you were I drink
Fellby: "Well... do you want whiskey, rum..."
Jäger Leyline: nah Im good
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Fellby: "You're sure?"
Azazel: "Fine"
Jäger Leyline: pulls.him close and.runs his hands down his back
Jesus Syphon: Fuck it
Fellby: "I can - Ooooooh...."
Jesus Syphon: I'm gonna take a shot at another character maybe
Maxwell's book: ((there's always vale/nigh if you want, tri
Jesus Syphon: oh yeah kek
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Azazel: "[sub]At least I get boxing gloves soon according to the piece of paper.[/sub]"
Literally Satan: "I'll sign you up to fight Balrog."
Literally Satan: "The demon, not the boxer."
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Jesus Syphon: i do want
Jesus Syphon: if you're okay with it
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Azazel: "Why the hell would I fight either of them"
Maxwell's book: ((alright, get in pms so we can have pms open
Jesus Syphon: alrighty
Asmodeus : -He's just staring at Jäger and Fellby.-
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Fellby: smiles, gyrating his hips a little.
Literally Satan: "I dunno im watching full house."
Asmodeus : -He's taking note of what they are doing.-
Literally Satan: "My mind doesn't work when I'm gazing upon the glory of John Stamos."
Jäger Leyline: you might have to leave soon, youre making the other guys look bad
Jäger Leyline: runs his hands down his sides
Azazel: "You're enjoying budget hell way too much"
Asmodeus : -He believes they're showing affection.-
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Fellby: "Mmmh, wanna come with?"
Asmodeus : "..."
Jäger Leyline: looks at his watch
Literally Satan: "I mean."
Literally Satan: "I could send you to actual hell for some real torture."
Jäger Leyline: love to but I promised Loni Id talk to her soom
Azazel: "Just watch when the netflix isn't paid next month, what the hell are you gonna do then."
Asmodeus : -Noted. He might do this now, unintentionally. Gj.-
Jäger Leyline: (got work soon
Fellby: "Aww, shame."
Literally Satan: "I haven't been paying netflix at all."
Literally Satan: "I've been making new accounts and hosting extra thirty day trials."
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Azazel: "I'm supposed to be working for you, and sometimes killing Satan in real hell and I come up here to kill you some times"
Jäger Leyline: but how about a sample?
Azazel: "Why would you send me to real hell"
Fellby: "Oooh, you've got me interested."
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Jäger Leyline: kisses Fellby
Maxwell's book: for some reason becomes not noticable because eh, i'mma rp something that's not a book now
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Literally Satan: "I dunno.:
Fellby: kisses back, sucking on Jager's lips.
Literally Satan: "So you cna kill the real me or some shit."
Azazel: "My 'Something's gone out of focus for an important reason' sense is tingling"
Fellby: -This is in front of the impressionable ghost kid.-
Asmodeus : "Are you guys gay?"
Literally Satan: "Huh?"
Jäger Leyline: stops
: Jesus!Syphon [Jesus Syphon] is now Vale [Vale].
Fellby: "... I'm Pan."
: Maxwell's notebook [Maxwell's book] is now Nigh [Nigh].
Frisk: ((Jäger turned gay
Jäger Leyline: no were friends
Asmodeus : "Pan? Isn't that bread?"
Jäger Leyline: guess I am too
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Azazel: "Normally people stop focusing on something and then something else happens like someone walks in somewhere"
Fellby: "No, it's pansexual."
Asmodeus : "Breadsexual?))
: "*
Vaati: Attracted to all.
Vale: bread is pansexual confirmed
Literally Satan: "Eh, whatever."
Asmodeus : "Ohzl
Asmodeus : "Alright."
Jäger Leyline: we are just having fun
Jäger Leyline: and appreciating each other
Fellby: "Look, set a time where we can get together and, well..."
Azazel: "Also are there seriously people in the bar talking about fucking pans"
Jäger Leyline: tomorrow around 5 pm your time?
Literally Satan: "Yes."
Azazel: "What the hell"
Fellby: "Hmm... I'll keep it in mind.
Fellby: "And wear something nice."
Azazel: "...How does someone fuck a pan?"
Literally Satan: "Ooh."
MageVaati: (ask my gf ;))
Jäger Leyline: a suit?
Literally Satan: "I'll use that idea for real hell."
Asmodeus : "..."
Vaati: ((the joke is im pan
Literally Satan: "Sticking your dick in a hot, sharply cut cooking pan."
Jäger Leyline: its easier for a woman azalea
Fellby: "Sure, if you want."
Asmodeus : "I'm... Confused."
Vaati: They are flirting.
Azalea: -Wut.-
Jäger Leyline: azazel*
Vale: azazel is in hell
Asmodeus : "Oh. What's that."
Azazel: "Do people know we're listening to them"
Azazel: "I swear that guy just called out to me"
Literally Satan: "...Uh."
Vaati: A form of affection, often but not always leading to adult actions.
Literally Satan: "I guess maybe they're ALL jesus?"
Asmodeus : "Like sex?"
Azazel: "Jesus christ"
Asmodeus : -He still isn't really sure what a sex is.-
Literally Satan: "Why the fuck are you using that name as a swear."
Azazel: "...Do you think we can summon Jesus down here"
Literally Satan: "I mean, I've done it before."
Literally Satan: "I think we played poker a couple millennia ago."
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Jäger Leyline: wanna make it a full date?
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Fellby: "Oooh, sure!"
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Azazel: "Huh"
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Jäger Leyline: dont want to cross any boundaries with our girls though
Vaati: ...Yes.
Asmodeus : "...What is sex by the way?"
Fellby: "Ah, Muffet doesn't care."
Azazel: "'What is love?'"
Vaati: ...
Vaati: I...
Fellby: "... you're paying, right?"
Literally Satan: "Baby don't hurt me."
Vaati: I cannot express the way to say it in English.
Azazel: "Don't hurt me, no more"
Literally Satan: He starts to go through the entire song, before stopping
Literally Satan: "...Shiiiit I forgot."
Literally Satan: "I was supposed to make 15 rick roll videos today."
Asmodeus : "Can someone else tell me?"
Azazel: "Oh shit"
Jäger Leyline: of course
Literally Satan: " think anyone will notice?"
Vaati: can't believe that worked.
Literally Satan: "Maybe I can get an imp to do it for me."
Azazel: "Just make one and tint each one slightly"
Jäger Leyline: runs his hands into his shirt
Jäger Leyline: I am a gentlemen
Literally Satan: "Yeaaahh."
Literally Satan: He pulls out a rusty old Toshiba laptop.
Fellby: "Alright, good."
Literally Satan: And taps away a the noisy keyboard, theres a new vid on CaUTube
Vaati: ...Someone explain the sex to this child.
Vale: Oh hey, they enter. "Greetings."
Literally Satan: 'How to effectively kill giant chickens'
Fellby: "..."
Nigh: hey.
Vaati: ...Hello.
Vaati: Who may you be?
Azazel: "Y'know what we should do"
Literally Satan: "Try to make an STD railgun?"
Jäger Leyline: too soon?
Vale: "I am Vale."
Jäger Leyline: stops
Asmodeus : "...Am I not allowed to know?"
Azazel: "We should send the rest of the succubi in the bar and have... You know what that's better"
Nigh: angel half is vale, the demon half is nigh, that's me.
Fellby: "Kid, you're, what, 10?"
Literally Satan: "Wait, i'll 1-up you."
Literally Satan: "100 Incubi and 100 Succubi making a prostitute railgun."
Literally Satan: "At the bar."
Asmodeus : "Well, I'd be fifty something if I was alive."
Azazel: "Yes."
Vaati: Ah.
Vaati: I am Vaati.
Vale: "The tone and style of our speeches will help differentiate who is speaking."
Fellby: "You - okay, it's time for you to know."
Vaati: A pleasure.
Vale: "It is a pleasure to meet you, Vaati."
Vaati: bows his head.
Literally Satan: "You get the succubi, i'll get the incubi?"
Literally Satan: "Who do we shoot with it?"
Azazel: "...We'll decide when we get that far"
Fellby: "Basically, it's what a man and a woman get together to make a kid."
Vale: "I have not been here in quite a while, what has gone on?"
Literally Satan: "Yeaaah."
Literally Satan: "Wait, what are we shooting?"
Asmodeus : "That's it?"
Jäger Leyline: alright I gotta head out
Azazel: "...STDs?"
Literally Satan: "I mean, we can just throw you like a giant azazel-shaped weapon."
Fellby: "At it's base, yeah."
Vaati: I know not much.
Azazel: "Or a giant Satan shaped weapon"
Jäger Leyline: gets off of fellby
Literally Satan: "...Or both."
Vale: "Ah. Well..." She trails off and starts thinking.
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Fellby: "But you can have a guy and a guy together, or a girl and a girl together, or any genders togeter, really."
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Fellby: "And well... "
Jäger Leyline: Ill see you tmw Fellby
Fellby: "It's really fun."
DamnDude: [[ Are we literally about to get launched into the bar by 100 succubi and 100 inccubi ]]
Asmodeus : "Yeah but like... What is it?"
Fellby: "Oh yeah, see you Jager."
Literally Satan: ((Yes we fucking are
Vale: "...How are you?"
Jäger Leyline: kiss his cheek quickly and heads out
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: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Yazan [Yazan].
Literally Satan: Satan dissapears, 100 succubi appear outside the bar in the distance.
Literally Satan: They line up single-file.
Vale: Is this visible through a window
Fellby: "U-um..."
Literally Satan: Very barely.
Azazel: -readies the succubi nearby Satan's line, with single file lines as well-
Vale: "...What is that in the distance?" She walks up to the window.
DamnDude: [[ line* ]]
Asmodeus : -He seems legitimately interested.-
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Literally Satan: 100 Incubi soon appear as well.
Literally Satan: "You get on the succubi, i'll ride the incubis."
Literally Satan: "And then we have them start to throw eachother."
Fellby: stares at Vaati.
Fellby: -You put him in this hell-
Azazel: "Wait what"
Vaati: shrugs.
Yazan: (( succubus btw
Vaati: Listen, my English would be confusing to say.
Nigh: ((would we be able to tell what they are, or is it too far?))
Azazel: -gets on top of one of the succubi-
Literally Satan: He takes a seat on an incubi, and they all move in one successive moment, throwing forward.
Literally Satan: Satan comes barreling through the bar wall.
Vale: "...Oh dear."
Vale: She runs out of the way.
Nigh: shit!
Fellby: frowns. "Fffine -OOOH MY GOD!"
Fellby: scrambles back.
Literally Satan: "Thats satan to you!"
Vale: "....."
Asmodeus : "..."
Vaati: turns around, magic orbs at the ready.
Literally Satan: He's in a pile of wreckage.
Azazel: -goes through one wall of the bar and through the parallel wall as well-
Vale: "Satan...?"
Asmodeus : "Are my questions gonna go unanswered?"
Nigh: forms a lightflame blade in their hands
Vale: "Nigh, is that familiar?"
Vaati: Explain!
Literally Satan: After a few seconds, the giant railgun starts throwing themselves.
Literally Satan: The bar is rapidly filling with sex fiends.
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Vale: "Ohhhhh no."
Nigh: no, and i don't- w
Azazel: -is blasting off again-
Fellby: "Ooooh wow..."
Vale: She climbs into the attic quickly.
Literally Satan: "Give my regards to your fiance, Fellby!"
Asmodeus : "..."
Vaati: warps out.
Literally Satan: He dissapears in a pentagram.
Asmodeus : "What's all this?"
Vale: And shuts it before sex fiends can enter.
Literally Satan: Incubi and succubi continue flying through the wall.
Vale: "..."
Fellby: is overwhelmed.
Azazel: -is still flying forwards-
Asmodeus : -He floats up, cause it's getting crowded.-
Nigh: great, we come in and it's some sort of invasion.
Azazel: -he might loop back into the bar at this rate-
Vale: "Yes, that is rather...ah..."
Literally Satan: You could crowdsurf on these sex demons.
Vale: "...not good?"
Fellby: attempts to do so.
Fellby: -Mostly to avoid getting smothered.-
Literally Satan: Owl, in the back of the room, stands up
Literally Satan: "I TOLD YOU!"
Nigh: terrible, actually.
Vale: "That is better."
Asmodeus : "Fellby? Are you okay?"
Vale: holy shit
Muffet: what the fuck did i miss i took a bath
Vale: muffet the bar is full of sex fiends
DamnDude: [[ We have gone full circle ]]
Asmodeus : -He attempts to pick him up out of the sea of sex traps.-
Vale: like actually full
Literally Satan: Satan and Azazel decided to fire a literal prostitute railgun
Muffet: "..."
Nigh: ((vale/nigh is in the attic))
Vale: and Vale/Nigh are---yeah
Fellby: "I'm... trying not to get smothered...-
Muffet: "Ohshit" she tries to hide. "[sub]oh god i hope veronica didn't see me I still ow her like 30 bucks[/sub]"
Vale: "I feel bad for the ones who stuck down there."
Asmodeus : -He's a ghost and you can decide if he's actually able to pick Fellby up.-
Literally Satan: Eventually, the demons start dying and teleporting back to hell, smothering on themselves.
Fellby: is lifted by ghost.
Asmodeus : -Cause, I don't know how ghost strength works.-
Fellby: "Thank you."
Muffet: "...Uhm...are they gone?"
Nigh: ((if anyone forgot, vale/nigh are a half demon half angel)) at least we got away... can't leave though.
Azazel: -loops around the world, and crashes into the bar-
Azazel: "AGAIN!"
Muffet: "NEHoh, hi Azazel."
Vale: "...I shall check if everything is okay." She cautiously opens the way up to the attic and sighs. "It is safe."
Fellby: "I think they are. Satan sends his regards by the way."
Vale: Down to the bar*
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Muffet: "Ugh."
Muffet: [sub]"God, he's a dick..."[/sub]
Asmodeus : -He holds Fellby with both his arms, to where he's lying in his arms a facing up.-
Nigh: takes them down to the bar. the lightflame sword dispelled
Asmodeus : "...Can you tell me now?"
Runner: He's still laughing his ass off over the walkie talkiie.
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Fellby: "... About sex?"
Vale: "...I am back, is everybody okay?"
Asmodeus : -He nods.-
Muffet: "...Cheri, remember the last time we taught someone about sex?"
Muffet: "...Intentionally?"
Vale: "..."
Fellby: "Yeah, I remember."
Muffet: "It went poorly."
Vale: She does not like this topic.
Azazel: -goes outside and grabs a shovel, landing back in hell-
Vale: But she sits on the couch.
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Asmodeus : "..."
Asmodeus : "I mean you don't have to, but can you tell me someone who can tell me?"
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Fellby: "Whis is why I was trying to dodge the topic."
Muffet: "...I mean, he probably won't try to sell us a dildo made out of ana actual, flesh penis."
Vaati: didn't want to get knocked into anything so he left
Asmodeus : "...What? Dildo?"
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Fellby: "True."
Muffet: "Baby steps, dearie."
Vale: "Er."
Fellby: "Come on, help me out."
Nigh: uh... what does anyone do for fun here?
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Fellby: [sub]"Not fucking this"[/sub]
Fanta: fell asleep
Muffet: "...Well, uhm, when a male and a female love each other a large amount-ignoring gay people for the sake of simplicity, this is the first explanation-they...uhm..."
Hywel: -He carried her and Colton home.-
Muffet: "You know what genitals are, yes?"
Colton: yeah
Fellby: "He sticks his penis in her vagina."
Vale: [sub]"Why are they talking about such things..."[/sub]
Muffet: he asked
Asmodeus : "...Okay. Is that what was going on? I think I saw something like that once accidentally."
Muffet: "I'm not surprised."
Nigh: gets up, and walks them outside for now "you were the one that wanted us to talk to people more, why didn't you say anything?"
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Fanta: wakes up
Vale: "...Did you hear what they were talking about? I did not know how to add to the conversation. That was embarassing."
Hywel: "A bunch of demons flooded the bar with really nice bodies."
Hywel: "So I got you guys home."
Fanta: "..what?"
Colton: "...Okay?"
Nigh: yeah...but couldn't you try to change the topic?
Fanta: "Um.. thanks?"
Muffet: "...Good talk, I suppose.'
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Vale: "True. I apologize. It's just...staggering to listen to that."
Asmodeus : "...So that's just to have children."
Asmodeus : "Okay."
Fellby: "Yes."
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Nigh: then we'll wait until they're don talking about it if it makes you feel any better.
Horse: A horse stripper is working it
Vale: "That would be nice." She peeks in and listens.
Vale: To see if they are still talking about sex.
Muffet: "Well. I mean, it does make children."
Muffet: "It's also mostly just enjoyable."
Muffet: "Highly."
Vale: She stops peeking.
Vale: "..."
UnexpectedGimli: "AND MY AXE!"
Asmodeus : "Enjoyable?"
Fellby: glares at Horseby.
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Nigh: i guess we're waiting for a bit longer...
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Vale: She sits down in the snow. "I suppose so."
Horse: Horseby stares back
Fellby: "who are you and what have you done with the other grillby"
Muffet: "Enjoyable. Pleasurable. Fun. Good-feeling."
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Horse: "..."
Asmodeus : "Am I allowed to try?"
Muffet: i like how pretty much everyone here is either purple or grey
Vale: Oh boy
Muffet: " a few years.'
Nigh: we really don't see snow all that much. so that's a plus i guess?
Asmodeus : "I can't age:"
Vale: "We haven't since we were roaming, so yes, this is nice. It feels good as well, despite the cold."
Asmodeus : "Ive figured out that I really can't develop a different mind, or change at all really when I'm dead."
: (( ok for a second I thought I died
Vale: ((hello bloo
Nigh: ((Nigh: there you go with that exposition crap again.
Muffet: "...Well."
Muffet: "Then, uhm..."
Muffet: "It would be awkward at best."
Asmodeus : "Okay."
Asmodeus : "That sucks."
Asmodeus : "Guess I can add that to the list."
: (( request bar people inside list
Vale: She pokes her head in again.
Vale: huh why have we not done that
Muffet: (hm?)
Vale: that's so simple but fairly helpful
Muffet: "Oh well."
Vale: a list of who's in the bar
Muffet: where would we put that
Fellby: is plotting horseby's demise if he doesn't talk.
Vale: a doc i guess
Muffet: and how obnoxious would it be to keep updated
: "people currently in the bar"
Vale: not very
: "this is maintained by a hired slave paid $1.00/hr"
Nigh: ((it'd be useful, but also there's no good way to have it visible whilst rping
Vale: just type in character and erase it when you read
Vale: leave*
Asmodeus : "Will I ever be allowed to?"
Grillby: -He's actually taking a day off, so he got a horse version of himself to tend the bar.-
: [color=#fff]E X P L A I N E D[/color]
Fellby: -Oh-
Nigh: stops peeking "how long can they keep talking about that?"
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Asmodeus : -Are all the succubuses gone?-
Vale: "If they continue, I may just attempt to change the topic."
Grillby: -He failed to leave a note, because fire and paper are not friends.-
Muffet: -succuBI you plevian-
: discontinued [] is now Miamiton [Miamiton].
Asmodeus : -Cause he's still holding Fellby. He kinda forgot he was even doing it./
Miamiton: 'succubi'
Vale: "After all, didn't we only come here to converse for the most part?"
Miamiton: [i]s t o p[/i]
Barchar: "For the record, Grillby is only going to be gone for a day or two."
Fellby: "... Oh."
Miamiton: jk
Barchar: "He just got to replace him for some reason.
Muffet: u can't make me motherfucker
Vale: Parp or my internet
Muffet: you
Fellby: "Okay, I was worried."
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Miamiton: as announced before for some reason idk
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Asmodeus : "..."
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Miamiton: Miamiton walks into the bar, fiddling with pink sunglasses.
Vale: She peeks in again. "Hello."
Vale: ((shit is getting fucked, is this parp or me
Miamiton: He's wearing a pink shirt that is completely covered with blood. his hands are also covered in blood.
Miamiton: (( what do you mean by 'fucked'
Fellby: loks up. "Hell -oh."
Vale: ((as if parp is dying
Vale: "..."
Miamiton: (( i don't think so
Muffet: "..."
Muffet: "Erm."
Vale: ((that's
Asmodeus : "...Oh. Did you want me to put you down?"
Vale: ((not an answer
Muffet: "Do I want to know?"
Miamiton: "Hello."
Muffet: (it's working fine for me)
Miamiton: (( "no"
Miamiton: (( fucking hell
Vale: ((welp
Nigh: ((sorry, i was rudely intruded upon
Vale: ((is ok
Vale: She sighs and enters, sitting on the couch. Sex is no longer being talked about so this is bearable.
Muffet: prude
Miamiton: "Well."
Miamiton: "Do you?"
: Vaati [Vaati] is now Sherry Noble [Sherry Noble].
Muffet: "I was asking you the question, deary."
Vale: Indeed
Vale: Prude
Miamiton: "I killed 19 people while waiting for a flight, if that answers your question."
Nigh: ((sex is probably an extremely awkward subject with vale/nigh
Muffet: "Okay."
Fellby: "... Oh."
Miamiton: "...Maybe that wasn't the best thing to open with."
Vale: "...."
Sherry Noble: ((miamiton no
Miamiton: "But, hey, I had to! I would have died. But I didn't die. They did."
Miamiton: [s]((miamiton yes[/s]
Nigh: ...
Asmodeus : "..."
Miamiton: "..."
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Vale: "..."
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Vale: "I am Vale."
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Nigh: i'm nigh...
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Fellby: ((i read that as "i'm high"
Miamiton: "Hey. I'm Mettaton."
Nigh: ((vale and nigh do drugs
Vale: (("i'm high..."
Muffet: "There's a lot of those."
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Miamiton: (( must
Miamiton: (( resist
Miamiton: (( urge
Vale: "Nice to meet you." [sub]"That is not seeming to be true."[/sub]
Fellby: "Yeah, I've had quite a lot of fun with them."
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Miamiton: "A lot of what?"
Fellby: "Fun."
Asmodeus : -He eventually just sets Fallby down on his own terms, and floats back to his "Sitting" on the couch, alone.-
Nigh: ((fallby. nicue
Miamiton: "Fun?"
Vale: ((nicue. nixe
Muffet: "..."
Miamiton: "What kind of fun exactly?"
Muffet: she made a hole with one hand
Miamiton: (( nixe. nive
Fellby: "Bedroom fun."
Muffet: and pointed out her index finger with another.
Miamiton: "Aha. Hah."
Vale: She grunts.
Miamiton: "Lots of fun like that in Miami. For me at least."
Muffet: "Good." she stopped it.
Miamiton: (( muffet recites the good shit copypasta
Muffet: (more like 'when the muffet is just right')
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Vale: ((when the spider alignment in the cupcake chase segment is just right
: ((Stuffit in the muffet))
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Elo [Elo].
Miamiton: He chuckles, walking over to the bar.
Elo: hasn't moved in a while, aside from the occasional twitch
Vale: "Anyway, what does everybody here do for fun?"
Elo: ((Hey I heard PPG had a good episode recently
: ((Muffet can fuck like,9 people at the same time))
Miamiton: "..."
Sherry Noble: ((i dont trust it
Muffet: (maybe more if she does it right)
Elo: ((10
Muffet: (well)
Elo: ((counting boobjobs
Muffet: (TTG had a good episode involving PPG)
Vale: ((wait that crossover episode was good!? what the fuck
Muffet: (Apparently!)
Elo: ((I saw bits of it
Fellby: ((... huh
Vale: ((well damn
Elo: ((It looked funny
Vale: ((if it really was
Vale: ((jesus fuck
Nigh: ((so two wrongs make a right?
Elo: ((Yes
Muffet: (If MrEnter doesn't bug you, he actually did an episode on it, and explained it)
Muffet: (well, apparently the PPG were written more like the original)
Asmodeus : "..."
Elo: ((Now I'm gonna see what the fuck bobby horseland's gonna do to get todd to hate him by episode 10
Muffet: (and the entire episode was basiclaly just shitting on how shitty the TTG-era titans are)
Sherry Noble: ((i still dont trust the show
Vale: ((oh
Vale: ((ttg really likes to talk about how shit it is
Miamiton: (( slarv what season are you on
Nigh: ((i should watch actual teen titans. never did that much while it actually aired
Muffet: (yeah, but suaully by dismissing it)
Elo: ((3
Vale: ((yeah
Muffet: )
Vale: ((fine))
Elo: ((I was on tvtropes and learned that todd gets the privilege of the season 3 f bomb
Elo: ((Didn't see why
Muffet: (but apparently that episode is actually making jokes off of their weaknesses instead of just saying 'LOL THEY THINK THIS IS A BAD NO WAY WE'RE NOT BAD IN ANYTHING AHHA')
Nigh: what, does anyone actually do anything for fun around here or do you all just sit around all day?
Vale: She seems disappointed that an answer was not given.
Elo: ((Fuck princess carolyn, I'm gonna rp bobby horseland
Fellby: "Well, sometimes things go down."
Elo: is on the bed
Vale: "That is evident, but besides that."
Muffet: "To be honest, I come here mostly to sit down."
Vale: "Oh."
Vale: The answer is even more disappointing to her.
Miamiton: (( if i end up RPing bojack
Fellby: "You meet interesting people here..."
Miamiton: (( i don't know who the hell I would RP
Elo: ((I could bring him into the /r/undertale rp
Elo: ((I tried PC, she wasn't very fun
Nigh: ugh. [sub]this is turning out to be a waste of a break.[/sub]
Vale: "That is nice, but..."
Miamiton: (( [s]Diane[/s]
Vale: "It is sadly not at all what we are looking for."
Miamiton: (( did you make /r/fuckdiane yet
Elo: ((I will
Elo: ((Right now
Miamiton: (( noI will
Miamiton: (( jk
Sherry Noble: struts in, tail bobbing as her hips sway. "Hello hello hello!"
Muffet: "...sorry."
Miamiton: (( [i]you should totally give me mod though[/i]
Muffet: "Oh, hello, Sherry."
Vale: "Hello."
Sherry Noble: Heyy.
Fellby: "Hi there!"
Nigh: oh hey, someone else. i'm nigh.
Miamiton: (( [i]reddit /u/necular-1999[/i]
Vale: "I am Vale."
Miamiton: "Hey there."
Muffet: she flaps her wings a bit. "Nice to see you."
Sherry Noble: I'm Sherry Noble, it's a blast to meet you all.
Vale: [sub]"She seems like a nice person to ask."[/sub]
Fellby: ((you know if i saw a spider with wings irl i'd leave the fucking planet
Sherry Noble: And oh my god, Muffet, are those new?
Vale: ((definitely
Sherry Noble: They look stunning!
Nigh: looks at their own wings, flexing them a bit, then he sighs reminded of how useless their wings are.
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Fellby: "I know, right? Isn't my fiance beautiful?"
Sherry Noble: I know, she is.
Miamiton: "..." Bored, he flips his sunglasses open and closed.
Miamiton: i don't think I wrote that sentence correctly
Muffet: "...Well."
Muffet: "'New' is a bit...uhm..."
Muffet: "Inaccurate."
Sherry Noble: ...Did you get old ones removed and replaced?
Vale: [sub]"Do you think we should ask her once she is finished her conversation?"[/sub]
Muffet: "Yes."
Miamiton: (( Slarv I can make a CSS stylesheet
Sherry Noble: Oh, nice.
Miamiton: (( for /r/fuckdiane
Muffet: "I'm a succubus-I thought I [i]told[/i] people this, but apparently not."
Miamiton: "..."
Sherry Noble: Ohhhhh.
Elo: ((K
Miamiton: "Oh."
Sherry Noble: Damn right you are.
Nigh: [sub]up to you, vale.[/sub]
Fellby: "Se's got a cute tail, too!"
Sherry Noble: I know!
Miamiton: "[sub]Oh.[/sub]"
Muffet: "...No, like, ac-actually. I'm not being figuative or boasting."
Sherry Noble: 's own tail bobs.
Vale: [sub]"It is worth a try."[/sub] She waits for a moment to speak.
Sherry Noble: Holy shit.
Nigh: ((so how annoying is it to not use contractions?
Muffet: "Again, I thought I mentioned this! But apparently not."
Elo: ((Make shitty diane aesthetics for the sidebar pics
Muffet: (Eh, it is not that bad)
Sherry Noble: ((it is mildly annoying but do not do it all of the time
Vale: ((it's not too bad
Muffet: (if you do not keep yourself from doing it at all times, then it may eventually become your normal method of speaking, which would become inconvenient)
Nigh: ((c-c-c-combo breaker
Miamiton: (( Shitty diane aesthetics?
Elo: ((Yes
Elo: ((Diane meemays
Miamiton: (( What do you mean in the aesthetics
Miamiton: (( what mee-mees?
Sherry Noble: Well, you're certainly able to do your job. You're stunning, and you're an actual demon, that's so wicked.
Muffet: "I missed these."
Muffet: "I had them removed to be less...obvious when I started drifting away from being...demonic, and such."
Muffet: "But god, flight is so fun."
Sherry Noble: Huh. Interesting.
Sherry Noble: Wish I could fly.
Nigh: looks annoyed at the mention of flight
Fellby: "Wish I could too."
Elo: ((I need diane
Muffet: "I could probably carry you. Six arms."
Elo: ((In a meme that illustrates how terrible she is
Muffet: (so)
Miamiton: (( So memes like
Muffet: (scumbag steve)
Vale: the worst meme
Vale: x diane
Miamiton: (( The Hillary Clinton Meme Queen thing
Fellby: "Ooooh."
Literally Satan: ((Damn Diane
Vale: yes
Elo: ((Maybe a cap from when she's being a bitch to peanutbutter
Miamiton: (( Back at it again with the blue hair
Sherry Noble: ((dicks out for diane
Muffet: (ew no)
Vale: >implying dicks out is a bad meme
Miamiton: (( more like dicks in diane amirite
Muffet: ([i]ew no[/i])
Muffet: (I mean i don't know what she's done)
Miamiton: ([i]ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww[/i])
Muffet: (but if slarvath hates her so much)
Elo: ((Flame
Diane: ((what about me))
Elo: ((Imagine the best husbando in the world
Miamiton: (( There is a select group of people who create diane r34
Elo: ((And you're a dick to him 24-7
Muffet: (who is this)
Muffet: (becausse bojack is not a good person)
Muffet: (clearly)
Elo: ((Mr. Peanutbutter
Miamiton: (("Are you in love with your ghostwriter?"
Sherry Noble: sits on a chair, twirling around to face Vale and Nigh.
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Elo: ((The guy who completely ignored her pretending to be in vietnam helping kids not die for 2 months while she was really just drinking and doing drugs at bojacks place to not have to deal with him, because he wanted her to be happy
Elo: ((And then proceeded to GET SHIT FOR MANY MANY MORE EPISODES
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Vale: "Greetings. I am Vale."
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: ((Am back))
Elo: is in bed
Sherry Noble: Hi. As I said, Sherry Noble.
Azalea: "..."
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Vale: "It is a pleasure to meet you. I must ask something, what do you do for fun?"
Elo: is just twitching every so often
Miamiton: (( My dad watched an episode of bojack with me
Sherry Noble: Well, there's a lot of things.
Miamiton: (( He was like "how is this show supposed to be funny?"
Azalea: -She hugs Elo."
Elo: ((If I ever show my parents bojack I'm gonna start with Escape from LA
Elo: ((And work backwards
Elo: is woken up by this
Elo: "H-huh?"
Miamiton: (( Why Escape from LA
Azalea: "...Oh. I didn't know you were sleeping... Sorry."
Elo: ((Because it's the best episode so far
Elo: "Oh.. i-it's fine"
Elo: hus=ggs back
Vale: "Such as?"
Miamiton: (( time4 shitty diane aestehtics
Miamiton: (( yes, typo intentional
Sherry Noble: Let's see... well, drag, just performing in general, playing video games, playing guitar is pretty fun, uh... hang out with friends... watching terrible movies and riffing on them...
Miamiton: "..."
Azalea: -She nuzzles him.-
Vale: "Drag?"
Miamiton: "Do you like Mia---nevermind."
Muffet: "God, Sherry, you are really a woman after my own heart."
Nigh: what, you drag things around?
Sherry Noble: laughs.
Fellby: "You're a girl who's varied. I like that."
Sherry Noble: No, no.
Muffet: "...Well. I'm not one for drag. Or...cheri, what's drag if it's a woman looking like a man?"
Vale: "That seems---oh?"
Elo: nuzzles as well
Sherry Noble: Still drag.
Literally Satan: It's Pull
Elo: "T-thanks for letting me stay here.. again"
Sherry Noble: Though you'd be a king, Muffet.
Literally Satan: I'm coining the term, it's Pull.
Miamiton: "Drag racing? wait, no, nevermind. I see what you mean."
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Sherry Noble: ((HAH
Azalea: "It's completely fine..."
Miamiton: (( [i]hAH[/i]
Miamiton: (( You saw it here
Sherry Noble: ...I'm not racing in this.
Muffet: i accept this
Nigh: does have his own voice, if anyone was wondering, although it does sound like vale doing a voice
Vale: "..."
Sherry Noble: Drag is to perform as another gender.
Vale: "Interesting. In movies and such?"
Sherry Noble: Mostly for the fun of exaggerating.
Elo: takes a deep breath, holding her
Sherry Noble: Nah, on stage.
Vale: "Plays?"
Azalea: "...I wish I could make you better."
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Sherry Noble: Well, sorta.
Sherry Noble: One person plays.
Sherry Noble: See... hold on a sec.
Vale: "...?"
Elo: "Y-yeah but.. it's ok.."
Sherry Noble: goes into the bathroom and comes out flat-chested, holding the fake boobs.
Vale: "..."
Sherry Noble: It's all to perform. Pretend to be someone else.
Fellby: "Huh, nice makeup."
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Sherry Noble: Dress in fancy clothes and makeup.
Runner: "I stole some boobs off a guy once."
Nigh: huh.
Azalea: -She a nuzzles her face Ito his.-
Sherry Noble: Thanks, Fellby.
: Into*
Vale: "Interesting."
Runner: "I love the things, awesome. They keep biting Alloy though."
Runner: "And by boobs I mean Boobies."
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Elo: nuzzles back
Vale: "I asked because I am trying to find...something to do. Normally I am a sort of guardian, and on breaks I have nothing to do."
Sherry Noble: Huh.
Elo: "I don't k-know what I'd do without you.."
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Azalea: "...I'm not that good..."
Elo: "Y-you are.."
Sherry Noble: Well, if you want to perform as an exaggeration of another gender, drag is a good option. It's mostly lipsync, dance, showing off, and having fun. And confusing people.
Nigh: [sub]as if we weren't confusing already.[/sub]
Vale: She considers this, though she doesn't find it very interesting.
Nigh: and Vale look androgynous, if it means anything
Sherry Noble: laughs. "I've been asked out by straight guys. It's fun to see their reaction when I reveal I'm not a real woman."
Azalea: -She lightly shakes her head.-
Vale: "We have never been 'asked out'. this, anyway. Maybe in our past lives."
Sherry Noble: Huh.
Vale: "You see...after death, souls go to the afterlife---hell, heaven, or rarely limbo---and become demons, angels, and ghosts respectively."
Sherry Noble: nods.
Elo: "No.. you r-really are"
Vale: "But somehow me and Nigh got mixed, and now we are an...angel...demon...thing."
Sherry Noble: Well, it's certainly interesting.
Azalea: "...If it makes you feel better to think that, okay..."
Vale: "I suppose. It's strange."
Nigh: was weirder at first though i guess.
Nigh: it's just normal for us now.
Elo: "..."
Vale: "Yes, it was very unexpected and confusing at the time, but it is sorted out."
Muffet: "Ugh. I wouldn't want to be part angel."
Muffet: "Stuck up prudes..."
Vale: "..."
Elo: tucks his head beside hers, since he hasn't had his 'treatment' in a while, the wounds aren't nearly as leaking with 'stuff' today
Fellby: "... I wanna try fucking an angel."
Vale: "....."
Nigh: and here we are back at that subject.
: High Feast Laharl [Literally Satan] is now High Feast Laharl [Flonne].
Flonne: HAAAAH no.
Fellby: "Sorry."
Vale: "Anyway...we were looking for something to do."
: ((What is that sentence))
Muffet: She rolls her eyes. "You really don't. But I could maybe manage to get you something."
Sherry Noble: shrugs, causing the top of the dress to fall, revealing that Hydro has pierced nipples and decent abs.
Vale: "Oh."
Sherry Noble: ...Oh.
Vale: "Er."
Elo: ((WHAT
Vale: ?
Fellby: "... Hello!"
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Sherry Noble: Heh, like what you see?
Fellby: "Yeah I do."
Miamiton: (( the fUCK
Miamiton: (( [i]Y THO[/i]
Azalea: -She snuggles a bit closer.-
Sherry Noble: Well, maybe I could show more off sometime.
Elo: snuggles as well
Fellby: "Oooh, my."
Vale: [sub]"Nigh, unless you like the idea of 'Drag', I don't believe that meant a lot to us."[/sub]
Sherry Noble: But now, I'd rather be pretty than punk.
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Sherry Noble: Excuse me, darlings.
Vale: "?"
Sherry Noble: enters the bathroom to put her boobs back on.
Nigh: [sub]no, it doesn't seem like it did.[/sub]
: Hyacinth floats into the bar.
: because I just realized they existed
Vale: [sub]"Oh well...oh!"[/sub]
Vale: "Greetings."
Sherry Noble: exits the bathroom, boobed up and dressed up.
: you know, the 1.5" tall ghost person
Muffet: who the fuck are they again
Muffet: "...Hello."
: [i]the 1.5" tall ghost person[/i]
: "Hi."
Vale: Wait who
: (( Boy, I hate it when some people use elipses OOC... ))
Sherry Noble: turns. "Oh, hey there!"
Fellby: "Hiya!"
Nigh: ((the character bloo made because i said make a character that rides around on a techdeck
Asmodeus : "..."
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Nigh: hey.
: (( i used to have a techdeck I spraypainted completely black
Vale: The what who what why that what on a who-hah?
Sherry Noble: How're you doing, hon?
Vale: ./s
Sherry Noble: ((mini skateboard
: "I've been doing okay."
Sherry Noble: Well, better than doing shitty.
: "Right?"
Sherry Noble: Yeah.
Nigh: [sub]so this whole trip turns out to mostly be a waste. unless you want to try to get ideas from that tiny person[/sub]
Vale: [sub]"...It's worth a shot to ask, but after that I believe most hope is lost."[/sib]
Vale: fuck my ass
Sherry Noble: ((nah
Vale: aw
: no
Vale: aw
Nigh: ((tri no
Vale: aw
: [s]((tri yes[/s]
: ((Do it bby))
Vale: mfw denied
: could've bought us dinner first hon
Nigh: ((you can't just tell people to do that without my permission. you know, because we're the same person... have people forgotten about that yet?
Vale: "I am Vale. It is nice to meet you."
Nigh: i'm nigh.
Vale: ((fuck my own ass /s
Sherry Noble: goes back to a chair. "So, Vale and Nigh, maybe watching movies is more your thing. Just a suggestion."
Vale: "I will attempt that. We have not done that in a while, have we, Nigh?"
: They float up to the bar, sitting there.
: "nice to meet you guys."
Vale: "What is your name?"
: "Hyacinth."
Vale: "Thank you. Also, I must ask, what do you do for fun?"
Nigh: [sub]i don't think there's any way to watch movies in limbo though.[/sub]
Vale: [sub]"We are not in limbo now, are we?"[/sub]
: "Uh..."
Sherry Noble: scans the bar. Is Asmodeus still there?
: "Skateboarding, I guess."
Fellby: gets a text from an employee.
Nigh: [sub]you think these people have movies around though?[/sub]
Fellby: [BOSS]
Nigh: ((IC movie night, make it happen /s
Vale: [sub]"At the very least, Sherry does."[/sub]
Vale: Aw, people are fucking the chair again
: (( IC movie night
Nigh: and Vale's conversation can be heard btw, they're just like, talking softly
Fellby: frowns, then texts back. [... what?]
: (( drakon is your resident projector
Vale: Probably not word-for-word unless you're close, but it's audible
Sherry Noble: isn't paying attention. She's got a small sketchpad and a pencil, drawing out a dress that's both punk and glam.
Vale: What is the word for 'one who gives prophecies'?
Sherry Noble: ((seer?
Muffet: "Oracle?"
Flonne: [damn right your chair needs help its the only member of your team that can support]
: High Feast Laharl [Flonne] is now High Feast Laharl [].
Vale: That wasn't ic
: They silently watch Sherry.
: -Merasmus
Vale: I use quotes now you dum
Fellby: [...are you goddamn high]
Fellby: [YES]
Fellby: [jesus fuck man]
Asmodeus : -He looks for anyone on the couch.-
Sherry Noble: ((the triplets born, the throne awaits, a seer tells of a deadly fate
Muffet: "...Whats going on?"
Vale: Thanks both of you
Sherry Noble: is at a barstool, drawing a punk rock glam dress.
: Frisky [Frisk] joined chat.
Fellby: "Someone got high."
Vale: She is on the couch, kicking her feet very softly.
Fellby: [look just... lie down man]
Fellby: [stay out of trouble]
Asmodeus : -Is no one on the couch?-
Frisk: I don't feel like getting high
Asmodeus : -Forever alone.-
Vale: too bad
Sherry Noble: ((vale and nigh are
Fellby: is on the couch, i do believe.
Vale: (("i'm high..."
: "What is that?"
: High Feast Laharl [] is now High Feast Laharl [Literally Satan].
Sherry Noble: Hm?
Vale: She is on the couch.
Literally Satan: "So that was fucking WICKED."
Muffet: (JESU)
Vale: ((jesu
Sherry Noble: glances at Hya, a brow raised.
Asmodeus : -His ghost body sliiddes on over to Fallby while he's lying down, and he puts his head in Fellby's lap.-
Asmodeus : -And then lies there.-
: Fellby*
Nigh: ((satan's human-sona: "stan"
: "...Your drawing?"
Sherry Noble: ((fallby, fellby in autumn
Literally Satan: "I whould probably send over Luci soon, she's getting sick of hell."
Literally Satan: "Maybe let her light that bar on fire or something."
Vale: ((high, nigh on drugs
Sherry Noble: Oh, it's just an idea I'm sketching. I want to create a dress that's punk and glamorous.
: (( vape, vale o---must not
Fellby: ((nigh: THE CHAIR NEEDS HELP
Vale: ((wowie
: "Interesting."
Vale: ((vape and high
Vale: ((the best duo
Nigh: ((gg
Sherry Noble: ((highdro, hydro on drugs
: Master Baker Muffet The Succubus [Muffet] disconnected.
Vale: ((au where cau on drugs
Nigh: ((i feel like we're already on drugs
: (( highacinth
: (( plot twist CaU is a huge acid trip
Vale: ((woahhhh duuuude
: (( /r/im14andthisisdeep
Sherry Noble: ...Say, do you think black, silver, and purple are good colors together?
: ((Methaton))
: ((Mettakush))
: Master Baker Muffet The Succubus [Muffet] joined chat.
Sherry Noble: ((methaton
: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.
Vale: ((methaton is better
Muffet: "Yes."
: "Yeah."
Sherry Noble: Thanks.
: ((Yes, methaton))
Muffet: (Muffet the succublaze)
Nigh: ((only one of us is actually real, the rest of us are just imaginary
Sherry Noble: jots that down.
Yazan: ((one of my students look like Frisk
Vale: ((solipsism
Muffet: (I hope it's me)
Vale: ((neato
Yazan: ((youre not my student flame
Vale: ((rip
Nigh: ((you don't know that
: (( it better be me
: ((Axtually))
: ((We do know that))
: ((Iirc flame is homeschooled))
Vale: ((til
Nigh: ((my ship's for dinner. i wonder what sails in the morning.
Muffet: (I meant the thing about only one of us being real)
Yazan: ((that any he speaks fluent english
: ((Is Yazan secretly Flame's dad))
: (( flame: daddy
Vale: ((that would be a shock
Muffet: (my dad isn't in korea)
Muffet: (so)
Yazan: (((duh duh DUUHHHH
: (( Yazan knows how I look
Vale: ((what if ce is my father
: (( that means you are my child
Nigh: ((tri, you can't be your own father
: (( CE and I are married
: (( /s
Vale: ((i beg to differ
: (( philip j. fry is his own grandfather
Nigh: ((without time travel i mean
: (( so wynaut?
Nigh: ((because iirc we've never traveled through time
Asmodeus : "...For being made of fire, you're not very hot."
Vale: ((what if you gender switched, time traveled, and had sex with yourself
Nigh: ((you might as well save the time and make a genderbent clone of yourself
Muffet: "Excusez moi?" she said, glaring at asmodeus
Vale: ((true
: (( then you've officially pulled a rielas
Vale: ((mfw beetle
: Sherry Noble's connection timed out.
Muffet: (why gender switch)
Vale: ((fuck off beetle
Nigh: ((dude, remember the gfrisk X gfrisk joke?
Fellby: "Wow, rude."
Asmodeus : "Yeah. He's more... Warm, than anything.@
Muffet: (and what does that even mean for agendered people)
Fellby: "I... Oh..."
Asmodeus : "...What?"
Vale: (("dude remember the gfrisk x joke?" ftfy
: Sherry Noble [Sherry Noble] joined chat.
Muffet: "..Oh. Oh."
Sherry Noble: ((i explode
Asmodeus : -He's also feeling Fellby's arm.-
: ((i also explode
Muffet: "Of course you meant that literally."
Vale: ((hell we had gfrisk x window
Asmodeus : -He really doesn't know that this is very weird to most.-
: ((and ascend to a higher form of conscience
Nigh: ((genderswapping usually means sex swapping, but gender swapping is more used because people don't want to say the words sex?
Muffet: (that ship panes me)
: ((Panes))
: (( ultima x gfrisk
: ((Ducking ))
: (( the most frowned upon ship of CaU
Vale: ((i'll be honest i enjoyed ultima x gfrisk
: ((Panes)
Vale: ((and then ultima
Muffet: (yes)
Vale: ((was a fucking asshole
Muffet: (it was a pun)
Vale: ((and everything was ruined
: ((I KNOW))
: (( aaaaaaaanYWAYS
: ((I AM UPSET))
Vale: ((going onto mobile
Muffet: :)
: ((PANES))
: Vale [Vale] disconnected.
: (( oH
Fellby: just lets the gohost feel him.
: (( i GET iT NOW
Nigh: ((anyways, all this has proven is that we either really need to live together, or stay as far away from each other as possible
: dicks in diane.jpg [] is now dicks out for diane? why not dicks in diane [].
Muffet: (one of the two)
Asmodeus : -He is feeling anything that isn't a space that is in apropriate really.-
: Inappropriate*
Muffet: (You know, if we loved together I bet a lot of our dumb jokes would get made realities)
Muffet: (like frism, or Muffet the succubus)
: (( [i]loved[/i] together
: (( whoa there stallion
Muffet: (okay THAT was a typo)
: ((If you could choose to dream lucidly))
Fellby: ((half of us are underage
: ((What would you do in your dreams))
Nigh: ((shrug
Nigh: ((i would find something
: Vale [Vale] joined chat.
Sherry Noble: ((i already lucid dream
: ((Shrugging in a lucid dream))
: ((Pretty fucking lame))
Vale: Back
Fellby: ((dude my dreams are weird enough, let me show you guys the one i had last night, hang on
: (( quick how do I ask this girl out
: (( do I send her a meme
: ((Also, naturally, or did you teach yourself?))
Sherry Noble: ((politely
: (( [i]do I send her a meme???[/i]
Nigh: ((i can't lucid dream, although i want to be able to. and my dreams are weird too
Sherry Noble: ((naturally
: (( fuck I sent her some hillary clinton meme
: (( rip
: (("Heeeey gurl, wanna let me vape I. Your pussy and call you my meme slut?"))
Vale: I believe you bloo
Nigh: ((i know i told you guys the jontron dream, have i told most of you the catboy dream?
: (( "lmao"
Sherry Noble: ((also usually my dreams are Very Fetishy
Vale: Yes and yes
: Sherry Noble [Sherry Noble] is now Vaati [Vaati].
: (( 0/10 would rather date Diane
: ((Is it a lot of tall people))
: Vaati [Vaati] is now Sherry Noble [Sherry Noble].
Nigh: ((okay, 'cause those are the only two i have written down
: (( Guys
Sherry Noble: ((i am the tall people
: (( I'm going to add flairs to /r/fuckdiane don't tell slarv
Muffet: (make them porn of diane)
: (( I'm gonna give Slarv a flair
: (( "Official Diane Fucker"
: ((Kek))
Vale: Gj
Fellby: ((
: ((
Asmodeus : "...Why are you just warm?"
Vale: I need to watch How 2 Humor For Dummies
Nigh: ((maybe some day, if cau sticks around for many years, we'll at least meet once
: Sherry Noble's connection timed out.
: (( Alright I'm going to change it back now I'm not that mean
Vale: Oh yeah almost cau anniversary
Fellby: "Well, kid, I control my heat."
: Sherry Noble [Sherry Noble] joined chat.
: (( I've been here for seven months
Fellby: ((It's coming up in november boys
Asmodeus : "Yeah?@
Muffet: (you need to get them their gas chime)
Vale: What will we do
Muffet: (it was important bismuth)
Vale: If anything
Sherry Noble: ((pfffhah
Nigh: ((
Fellby: ((woie
Vale: Well yeah
Nigh: ((we need to do something as a group at least
Vale: Well yeah
Fellby: ((well he's gonna be at youmacon
Nigh: ((What day is it in november?
Fellby: ((so maybe
: Yazan's connection timed out.
Fellby: ((November 11th is when the subreddit was made
Vale: Holy shit CE
Vale: A capital
Literally Satan: ((Chime
: (( aww, a capital~ ))
Literally Satan: ((I hereby accuse you of bitchcraft
: Elo [Elo] joined chat.
Fellby: ((well fuck
: (( Slarv
Vale: Wowie
: (( I fucked with your flair for a second
Elo: ((Nice
Literally Satan: ((Thats two bitchcraft accusations
Nigh: ((i swear i've never typed a captial in my life, i don't know how that got there
Literally Satan: ((How do you answer
: (( Look
Fellby: (("WELL FUCK"
: (( I changed it back tho kek
Elo: looks kinda.. off
Elo: like he's thinking
Vale: She looks tired.
Muffet: ("Chimeranyx has been accused of bitchcraft. How does the defendant plead guilty)
Nigh: [sub]i think it's about time we went back to limbo, vale.[/sub]
: [color=red]Chimeranyx has been accused of bitchcraft. Court session on 9/4/2016.[/color]
: Phoenix Wright: [[ Hold it! ]]
: i gtg
Vale: [sub]"...I suppose so, yes."[/sub]
Vale: ByenBloo
Vale: ByebBloo
Vale: Fucjing
Vale: Dammit
: dicks out for diane? why not dicks in diane [] is now Fucjing Dammit [].
: Fucjing Dammit [] disconnected.
Sherry Noble: ((cya
Vale: ?
Nigh: ((no more dream are, lost in time. no more lives are, lost inside. new kingdom come, new will be done. our voices unified.
Elo: ((Time to bring bobby horseland into /r/undertale
Vale: She gets up, if CE is ready for them to leave.
Vale: CE?
Nigh: ((am ready
Vale: "I should be taking my leave. Goodbye."
Sherry Noble: Well, see you.
: Sherry Noble's connection timed out.
Vale: "It was nice seeing you all." She leaves.
: Nigh [Nigh] is now CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC].
CryingEevee OOC: ((actually))
: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] is now Maxwell's notebook [Maxwell's book].
Maxwell's book: hey look, it was still on the couch this whole time
: Sherry Noble [Sherry Noble] joined chat.
Elo: take a look
Elo: it's in a book
Vale: I'mma go
Maxwell's book: ((reading rainbow
Sherry Noble: ((cya
Vale: Gn <3
Literally Satan: Owl, who is in the bar, picks up the book.
Maxwell's book: ((Bai tri
: High Feast Laharl [Literally Satan] is now High Feast Laharl [Owl].
Vale: Osht more capitals
Owl: "...Hmmmm."
Owl: She summons Alexander the Dicklord.
Maxwell's book: ((I DIDNT MEAN IT I SWEAR
Maxwell's book: whoever alexander the dicklord is, he's summoned. hooray?
Sherry Noble: ses this. "...The hell?"
Fellby: ((he's a guy who is a dick and a lord
Sherry Noble: What the fuck, kid.
Fellby: ""... Okay."
Maxwell's book: btw, if you summon somthing from the book, i expect YOU to rp it
Maxwell's book: i'm just a book
Elo: rubs azalea's ears
Owl: SHe then summons up a rifle.
Owl: It's one of those old rifles, like, a civil war rifle.
Maxwell's book: rifle is summoned
Sherry Noble: Uh.
Owl: And shoot Alexander the Dicklord.
Fellby: "...."
Fellby: "Now what?"
Sherry Noble: What the shit!
Owl: She doesn't actually know how to operate a gun, and just manages to also hit herslef in the shoudler.
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
Owl: "I win." She rubs the bruising area from the recoil.
Sherry Noble: ????????????
Maxwell's book: oh yeah, any guns summoned from the notebook have unlimited ammo because scribblenauts
Owl: "..."
Owl: She tries to summon a Scale Model of Grillby's
Owl: With Its Own People In It
Maxwell's book: you should say what you write in it specifically. makes it MUCH easier on me
Owl: She tries to summon effectively a smaller grillby's, that has its own Owl, Sherry, etc.
Owl: I coin this th Grillbyziser
Maxwell's book: she summons a small grillby's. but it's still pretty big, it just barely fits in the bar. oh, and only a grillby is in it
Sherry Noble: ((laharl, do you know who you're dealing with
Maxwell's book: he comes with the place
Owl: "..."
Sherry Noble: ...The hell.
Owl: She goes into the Grillby's.
Elo: ((Laharl do it
Owl: And summons a smaller Grillby's.
Elo: ((DO IT
Fellby: "... Why."
Muffet: "...dearie no."
Muffet: "NO"
Sherry Noble: ...No, do it.
Maxwell's book: same thing but smaller
Owl: She keeps doing thias
Owl: Over
Owl: and over
Owl: and over
Owl: and over
Sherry Noble: Make an endless recursion of tiny things.
Owl: and over
Maxwell's book: eventually she can't fit
: Vale's connection timed out.
Owl: She adds an adjective to herself
Owl: 'Miniscule'
Fellby: "...
Maxwell's book: she is minscule, she can now fit
Fellby: "This goddamn kid, I swear."
Owl: She continues doing this.
Sherry Noble: is observing this as best she can.
Owl: Eventually, when she hits the bottom.
Maxwell's book: she keeps on doing it until it gets to molecular, after which it simply can't get smaller
Owl: She summons a tiny BAg of Holding
Elo: ((Why does ink sans just act like an edgelord ic
Maxwell's book: tiny ends up being MUCH bigger than her
Owl: Doesn't matter, she starts putting things in the bag best she can.
Owl: And slowly starts increasing her size, putting smaller Grillby's into the bag.
: Frisky's connection timed out.
Sherry Noble: is watching.
: Elo [Elo] disconnected.
Owl: Eventually, she hits back to the original bar.
Owl: Her bag of holding sits at her waist.
Sherry Noble: Hello again.
Owl: She points one end at Sherry
Owl: And holds the string.
Fellby: "... Ho don't do it."
Sherry Noble: ...Uh.
Maxwell's book: someone stop her
Owl: And then puts it down.
Owl: "Well now i've got a Grillby cannon."
Owl: "What do I do with it.
Sherry Noble: ...
Maxwell's book: someone give that book to someone more responsible
Fellby: "Don't fucking shoot it at anyone who is innocent."
Owl: She tries to summon a Cubular Intense Ball of Fire
Maxwell's book: and maybe someone can figure out the creation and editing systems
Sherry Noble: grabs the book, and writes "pacifist" next to Owl.
Muffet: Gotta love it when you join an Ow game and your entire team is winston
Maxwell's book: did you mean- cubic?
Muffet: Not even joking
Owl: Yes, Cubic.
Maxwell's book: that ammount of time when being asked "did you mean" was enough time for sherry to grab the book away and write pacifict
Owl: "..."
Owl: "can I have it back?"
Owl: "It's fun."
Owl: She is now guaranteed not to kill anyone purposefully
Sherry Noble: ...Sure.
Sherry Noble: gives it back.
Owl: She throws away the ball of fire.
Owl: And summons another Bag of Holding.
Owl: She puts the Bag of Holding inside the Bag of Holding
Maxwell's book: good job
Maxwell's book: you did just that
Owl: Good thing this isn't DnD rules
Owl: Or Owl would've just killed us all
Owl: She then summons up a Cannon.
Sherry Noble: ...
Maxwell's book: a cannon is summoned
Sherry Noble: watches closely.
: DamnDude's connection timed out.
Owl: And then summons up a Beheaded Boxer (dog)
Maxwell's book: the boxer bleeds
Fellby: ... Oh my lord.
Sherry Noble: ...Damn.
Owl: She puts the dog in the cannon.
Maxwell's book: but is summoned nonetheless
Sherry Noble: Why.
Maxwell's book: headless would've had no head but still be normal otherwise
Owl: And then summons a Helicopter over the bar.
Maxwell's book: for reference
Fellby: "Why are you like this."
Maxwell's book: helicopter is over bar
: Elo [Elo] joined chat.
Owl: She summons up an adhesive chain.
Sherry Noble: Who raised you.
: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.
Owl: And throws the chain around the Helicopter
Owl: "Myself!"
: Yazan [Yazan] disconnected.
Owl: "And dad."
Muffet: "Owl stop"
Owl: The helicopter is now attached to the chain.
Maxwell's book: helicopter is chained
Sherry Noble: ((...i just realized sonething sad
Owl: She chains the helicopter to the cannon.
Sherry Noble: ((if schyro got a hold of the book he would write happy next to himself
Owl: She then makes the cannon Vorpal.
Owl: And turns the helicopter tiny.
Maxwell's book: ((then he'd be happy. but creepily so. he'd never not be happy
Sherry Noble: ((...thats fucked up
Sherry Noble: ((then again
Sherry Noble: ((hed keep trying until he got something
Owl: She summons up a baseball bat.
Sherry Noble: ....Why.
Owl: She decides the bat is a little too dirty, so she adds the adjective Purified to the bat.
Sherry Noble: ((HAH
Owl: She then summons up glue, and attached it to the end of the bat.
Muffet: "What are you doing"
Maxwell's book: ((i mean, if you used the custom item creation you could make something that gives happiness but not something that adds the adjective and it'd be fine
Fellby: "... Kid. Please."
Owl: She attaches the glued bat to the helicopter.
Sherry Noble: ((hm
Owl: "No no i've got a plan."
Muffet: "Your plan is going to get us all killed"
Owl: She summons up a wire.
Sherry Noble: ((would 'mentally stable' work
Owl: And attached the wire to the baserball bat.
Maxwell's book: probably
Maxwell's book: or sane
Owl: Before adding an adjective to the bat
Sherry Noble: ((hm
Owl: 'Conducting'
Elo: ((Brought bobo into /r/undertale
Elo: ((Let's see how horribly this goes
Maxwell's book: the bat now conducts. whether musically or electrically is up to owl's intentions
Owl: She attaches the electric wire to the end of the bat.
Owl: And then summons a Skeleton.
Maxwell's book: is the wire electric?
Owl: The skeleton is a human skeleton, it is dead.
Sherry Noble: ((either way, its pretty damn sad that the first thing he would do is use it to make himself happy for once
Owl: The wire is not electric yet.
Fellby: "..."
Muffet: "This is very complex"
Owl: She attached the skeleton to the wire, and adds Conductive to the skeleton.
Maxwell's book: this is a very elaborate plan
Maxwell's book: why would owl do this?
Owl: And finally adds another wire to the skeleton, snaking it up to the bar's lights.
Owl: She summons a ring Target.
Owl: "Can someone put this on for me?"
Sherry Noble: No.
Muffet: "Absolutely not."
Sherry Noble: knows what a Ring Target does and does not want to be involved.
Owl: "Okay, i'll do it myself."
Owl: She summons an Owl (Person)
Owl: Summoning another Owl, and puts the ring target on the other her.
Muffet: "I don't know what would happen were I to die, but I don't want to find out."
Owl: The other owl walks over to the end of the cannon.
Owl: And stands infront of it.
Maxwell's book: another owl is summoned! that owl is very exaggerated in their actions
Owl: Owl then summons u a Lever next to Grillby's lights
Owl: Conducting the electricity from the lights into the lever.
Owl: And flips the lever.
Sherry Noble: ((WRONG LEVER
Owl: Electricity flows from the lights, through the wire, and ove rto the human skeleton.
Owl: The human skeleton is revived, and stands up, dancing around, before channeling electricity through the wire to the conductive baseball bat.
Muffet: ".........."
Owl: The baseball bat conducts electricity through to the tiny helicopter, starting up the helicopter and making it fly around.
Fellby: "..."
Owl: The metal in the tiny helicopter adjusts itself and conducts through the chain, as the helicopter lifts up the chain.
Owl: The cannon on the end of the chain is lifted up by the helicopter, perfectly aiming at Owl 2.
Owl: And the electricity causes the Vorpal Cannon to fire.
Owl: The Vorpal Cannon sends out a Vorpal Beheaded Boxer
Owl: Which makes a blakc hole on contact with Owl 2, Owl 2 dissapears.
Owl: here is now a black hole in the bar.
Sherry Noble: WHY
Muffet: "OH SHIT"
: Ant [Ant] joined chat.
Muffet: she tries to get the fuck out
Owl: Owl deletes the black hole.
Horse: A horse blocks the exit
Ant: ((yo))
Maxwell's book: the black hole sucks everything near it in!
Sherry Noble: grabs the bar counter,
Owl: "Cause its fun!" Black hole is now in trash./
Maxwell's book: black hole has been deleted.
Sherry Noble: grabs the book again.
Maxwell's book: you could've just summoned it from the begining
Fellby: "Fuck it, I'm going home before I get killed. I have a date tomorrow."
Sherry Noble: Bye.
Fellby: just kind of goes.
Sherry Noble: writes 'sane' next to Owl.
Fellby: ((I have school tomorrow so gn
Sherry Noble: ((gn
Maxwell's book: owl is now sane!
: Fellby [Fellby] disconnected.
Ant: ((gm))
Ant: ((*gn))
Owl: Owl does nothing in response.
Maxwell's book: ohai ant
Maxwell's book: ((brb, don't do anything too complicated with the notebook while i'm gone
Sherry Noble: ((k
Ant: walks in and sits on the couch
Sherry Noble: ...Hey there.
Sherry Noble: You missed some shit.
Ant: "Oh hello"
Owl: ((God I fucking love Owl
Sherry Noble: ((i do too
Elo: ((Why the fuck is tangy trying to rp bojack's background singers
Sherry Noble: Never met you before, hon.
Sherry Noble: I'm Sherry Noble.
Owl: She sneakily grabs the notebook back
Sherry Noble: is a Dragalge hybrid who is also a drag queen.
Muffet: ...
Sherry Noble: ...Don't try anything stupid.
Ant: "I'm ant. Like the bug"
Sherry Noble: ((SHES A [i]DRAG[/i]ALGE
Muffet: (I KNOW)
Sherry Noble: It's a blast to meet you.
Sherry Noble: ((it was laharls idea
Owl: ((Flame
Owl: ((Kekkkkk
Sherry Noble: ((i just like dragalge and laharl suggested to make her a DRAGon
Muffet: (then G fucking G laharl)
Muffet: "Hello."
Ant: "Nice to meet you too."
Sherry Noble: I'm going to go before this child does something else stupid. See you.
Sherry Noble: struts out, fake hips swaying.
Owl: She summons a hoverboard
Owl: It's not a legitamate hoverboard
Owl: (its got wheeeeeeels)
: Sherry Noble [Sherry Noble] is now MageVaati [MageVaati].
: MageVaati's connection timed out.
Owl: She tries to summon a Megaphone, but it autocorrects to JubypHonic
Owl: [url=]Oh shit[/url]
Muffet: "..."
Muffet: "Im going to go to bed."
Muffet: she's fucking out
Owl: As Muffet leaves
Owl: Something flies in through the window
Owl: It was the last incbus that nobody could throw.
Muffet: "...Hi Jeff."
Owl: He ran over here and chucked himself in through the window
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Owl: "Hey Muff"
Horse: Horseby is still there
Muffet: "How's that one woman you latched onto? Martha, was it?"
Elo: ((Clipboards
Muffet: "Well. Probably dead for years."
Elo: ((Ugh, yes alright. Yes I am 'the horse from Horsin' Around', and you know something? I just wanted to come out here, and have a nice drink like a normal person, but no. Nobody wants to let old Bojack just enjoy his time. No let's berate Bojack, let's keep pulling his ass back to 'The Horse from Horsin' Around' and ruin his night. Yeah, it's totally fine because celebrities aren't real *people* right? We're just those guys who talk all funny and make the funny movies, haha! Well I'll have you know that we're real people, with real emotions and real desires to just go out and have a goddamn drink for once.
Smolster: ( )
Muffet: (FUCK)
MageVaati: ((
Owl: She summons L
[L]: [color=red]"..."[/color]
Owl: She deletes L
MageVaati: ((OMG ROBIN
Ant: walks in
Elo: ((A new flowey rper has joined
Elo: ((I get to rp bojack talking to flowey
Elo: ((This is great
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Owl: She summons Runner
Ant: looks at the other ant
Owl: She deletes Runner
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Ant: "the fuck..."
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Barchar: "Well, that kind of puts to rest how real 'runner' is."
Ant: "aw shit. you better not tell me to silence my screams or some shit..."
Muffet: "...Well,i need to go back home with my fiancee. By Jeff."
Ant: "...what...?"
Ant: "Well you can talk like a human being at least..."
Ant: "..."
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Owl: She summons Homemade Vodka
Owl: Homemade Vodka pour a shot up and swill it
Owl: It's real important cause i'm the only one left who can distill it
Owl: So that makes me the most important product in the most important dead economy
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Ant: "wait...are you not...a zombie or whatever...?"
Owl: She summons Diet Coke
Ant: " Uh...what? "
Owl: And then some Mentos
Owl: She puts the diet coke in the cannon from before
Owl: With the mentos
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Ant: ""
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Ant: " did you get here?"
Ant: "Uh...the door"
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Elo: ((Wew tangy just asked me for fuckin rp advice
: Elo [Elo] is now Fanta [Fanta].
: Fanta's connection timed out.
Maxwell's book: ((well that took too long
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Maxwell's book: ((what happened?
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Ant: 's last conversation with other Ant gets retconned because I don't feel like making up a story arc right now
: MageVaati [MageVaati] is now Schyroton [Schyroton].
Maxwell's book: so i don't know what happened. is the book back on the couch?
Schyroton: enters the bar.
Schyroton: ((idk man
Maxwell's book: if nobody has the book, i'll assume it is
Ant: ((gtg gn))
Muffet: eh fuck it I still wanna play her. She didn't leave.
Schyroton: ((gn
Maxwell's book: ((bai
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Muffet: "Hi, schyroton.".
Schyroton: ...Hhey Muffet.
Muffet: "So. I'm a succubus. I thought I told people this, but apparently not. C
Schyroton: ...Sso, I was riright about my guessss.
Muffet: "Wait what?"
Schyroton: Fefelllby told me, but Ii noticed ththe winng scars. Aa long time ago.
Muffet: "...Oh."
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Schyroton: And yyou kind of... enntranced me fofor a couple minnutes, Ii'll admit. Sso whwho the helll could ennntrance a gay guy fofor a shhort time, dessspite being a womann? Ssomeone with ssssupernatural abibility to do so.
Muffet: "Yeah.."
Schyroton: So Ii kind of figured but nnnever asked.
Muffet: "Were the scars that noticeable?"
Schyroton: Nnot super nnoticable.
Schyroton: But yyou had a dddress with an opennn back ththat day.
Muffet: "...."
Muffet: "Oh..."
Schyroton: Iit was a vevery long time agooo.
Muffet: "Obviously."
Schyroton: Ii know.
Schyroton: Ssorry for briiinging ththat up.
Muffet: "Oh, it's fine."
Muffet: "I'm more sad somebody noticed the scars more than anything."
Schyroton: Oh. I'm pretttttttty sure it's in part gecececause I have morre eyes to perciiiieve things.
Schyroton: *because
: Maxwell's notebook's connection timed out.
Muffet: "Explains how I got through to you t-wait, no that particular coping mechanism is probably not good to use while youre around."
Muffet: "...SO,that notebook is cool."
Muffet: "I have my wings and tail back."
Schyroton: ?
Schyroton: Annd what?
Schyroton: Yyeah.
Schyroton: those were out of order
Muffet: "I was about to make sexual humor. Which, you know." she flattened of a hand, wiggling it a bit while seething.
Schyroton: Ii see that.
Schyroton: And yeah.
Schyroton: I know.
Schyroton: Whhat's this abouut a noteboook?
Muffet: "Apologies."
Schyroton: Forgiiveness.
Muffet: "Oh,the notebook on the couch. It does...things."
Schyroton: ...Hhuh.
Muffet: "Like give tails and wings."
Schyroton: Do you ththink it cccould be used to make myseself happy?
Schyroton: .......Ththat's kinda fucked up Ii'm sorry.
Muffet: "...Probably not cleanly.'
Schyroton: Yyeah...
Muffet: "It's not that unreasonable of a thought, though."
Schyroton: ...Honestttly I'm... probably not gogoing to. Iit could ruin ththings, aand do thiiings that are unwawanted.
Muffet: "Indeed."
Muffet: "I can't imagine how it could try to do so unless it removed memories, or perhaps bits of personality."
Muffet: "And not a comfortable thought."
Schyroton: Eexactly.
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Muffet: 'I mean I'm a bloody succubus, repressing parts of people to make them really happy is my job, not some dumb book. I mean wait, no, damn instincts.'
Schyroton: ...Ii'm letting ththat one slide.
Frisk: ((If Muffet died she would go to hell))
Frisk: ((And burn for eternity))
Muffet: that was thoughts my dude
Schyroton: fuck
Schyroton: i thought those were "
Muffet: (if she 'died' she'd probably just be stuck in hell for a bit)
Schyroton: ignore that
Frisk: ((Fellby would also go to hell for a little bit))
Muffet: (Until she was able to work up enough power to go back to the mortal realms)
Muffet: (like in DnD)
Schyroton: ((fellby: im made of fire
Muffet: (Muffet: "Ugh, Hell sucks. Wanna go back home and fuck somebody?")
Muffet: (Fellby: "Yeah sure")
Frisk: ((Fellby has to have a seventy inch dildo in his ass
Muffet: (*muffet and fellby leaves, as she flips the SEXTUPLE BIR)
Frisk: ((That's how he died
Schyroton: ((OH MY GOD
Frisk: ((Also that's fucking amazing
Schyroton: sighs, sitting on the couch.
Frisk: ((Schyro suddenly breaks the couch "sssshit"
Frisk: ((Muffet: Fuck you, couch
Muffet: (that one scene in weirdmageddon three wher bill summons a bunch of arms to punch the mystery shack)
Muffet: (that)
Muffet: (with middle fingers)
Frisk: ((yes
Frisk: ((Has Muffet inserted her middle finger in Fellby's ass before
Schyroton: Honnestly, part of me wawants to remove sosome of my mmemories but it wowould destroyyyy my personanality.
Muffet: "...Anyway. Uhm. I guess you know now why I have such a hard time repressing my...sense of humor."
Schyroton: ...Yeah.
Muffet: what HASN'T she inserted into his ass before
Frisk: A seventy inch dildo
Schyroton: Ii'm gettting... leless reminded, more jujust uncomfortabllle.
Muffet: [s]that's a big assumption m80[/s]
Schyroton: ((a 70 foot dildo
Muffet: "...I suppose that's at least better than it was."
Schyroton: Iit is.
Muffet: "Before, if I'd made a slip, that'd ruin your day.'
Frisk: A seventy inch is less painful
Muffet: "So...good job, dearie. Improvements are being made. Huge ones."
Frisk: Now, 70 foot
Schyroton: Nnow it's annn inconveniennnnce,
Muffet: i assume you know from experience frisky
Frisk: That's for hardasses
Schyroton: Yeah.
Frisk: Yes I do
Frisk: If you want to die with pleasure, get someone to fucking murder you with the seventy foot dildo
Muffet: "But yes, removing memories tends to wreak havoc on the personality."
Schyroton: Yeah.
Muffet: "Sometimes not even particularly important seeming ones."
Frisk: It will go into your ass and pierce your soul
Muffet: it's vibrations will cause earthquakes in egypt
: Frisky's connection timed out.
Muffet: "One time, I managed to accidental-" she paused. "...Erm. [sub]shit I just had to start that sentence...[/sub]"
Schyroton: ...
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Schyroton: Ii'm going to ignnore ththat for both ouuur sakes.
Muffet: "Yes please do.'
Frisk: Muffet: I managed to accidentally fuck Satan.
Muffet: "I'm sure we both know that I've done less than mortally moral things in the past. But those are not things we need to concern ourselves with."
Schyroton: nods.
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Frisk: Fucking Satan is less than mortally moral
Schyroton: Ii mean, everrryone's done some immmmoral shit.
Muffet: it's also not what she was going to say
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Muffet: though if I had to guess she's probably done it at least once. This Satan is chill enough to be the kind that wants to get some occasionally.
Schyroton: idly twirls his hair.
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Muffet: okay for some reason the fact that a succubus almost died from alcohol poisoning is kind of hilarious to me
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Muffet: i just realized this
Schyroton: ((omg
Muffet: (Imagine if she actually did)
Schyroton: sighs. "...Ssometimes I wiwish I coulllld forget some ththings."
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Muffet: (and then like a week later she just SUDDENLY SHOWS UP IN THE BARKERY AGAIN)
Schyroton: ((succubye
Schyroton: ((pff
Muffet: (also I'm remembering that mv)
Frisk: ((
Schyroton: ((good
Frisk: ((
Schyroton: ((muffet after a paid fuck
Muffet: (There's a lot of more awkward ways that her succubus-ness could have been revealed.)
Muffet: (dieing and coming back randomly is probably right up at the top though)
Muffet: (Fellby: "I BURIED YOUR BODY" Muffet: "I know, I had to make a whole new one. It was annoying.")
Schyroton: sighs.
Frisk: ((Schyro: iii cacan't bbbbelieve yoyou're a fufucker
Muffet: (Muffet: "How can you not")
Frisk: ((Muffet: no, I'm a Darkrai follower /s
Muffet: "...Dearie, no."
Muffet: "It's not...good for you."
Frisk: ((Laharl: IT'S A PMD PROMOTION
Schyroton: Ii know.
Muffet: "It's a seductive idea, but it's NOT as good as it sounds."
Frisk: ((Muffet: where the fuck did you come from
Schyroton: Ii know that. Ii just... iit's wishfulll thinking.
Muffet: she pats his shoulder
Schyroton: ((canon: a good percentage of schyros thoughts are wishful thinking
Frisk: ((so like
Frisk: ((40℅
Schyroton: ((yeah
Muffet: "It's okay. You might never be free of your troubles, but you're certainly getting better. You're not letting your bad emotions rule your life, which is better than a lot of times I've seen people depressed. That's when you're really fucked."
Schyroton: gives a smile. "...Ththanks. Ii needed that."
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Frisk: ((Muffet: just like how you need my pussy Schyro: .....sssstop))
Frisk: ((Schyro: ddddon't do that))
Frisk: ((Muffet: ok
Schyroton: ((frisky oh my god
Muffet: she nods, smiling back. "I doubt I'll ever be able to be as close to you as cheri is-if anything, that would be kind of...dangerous."
Muffet: "But I certainly do like you, and I'd hate to see you succumb to the bullshit your life seems to love throwing your way."
Schyroton: Ththat's... it means so mumuch to hear you sssay that. Aas for being clclose, we're ststill very much friennds.
Frisk: ((Schyro: lllife is lilike a bunch of aaaaaassses, ththey kekeep on tttttthrowing hohorseshit atttttttt me))
Muffet: "Of course!
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Schyroton: Ssure, not aaas close as Felllby is, but aa close frfriend nonethhheless.
Schyroton: ((thats v accurate
Muffet: (>tfw you're up at 11:16 at night writing fluff involving a succubus and a sexphobic person)
Muffet: (livin' the good life)
Schyroton: laughs after a moment.
Fanta: is with colton, she's got a baseball bat and is sweeping the house for horses
Schyroton: ((same
Fanta: "Easy Colton.."
Colton: he's got another knife, following around.
Frisk: ((same but i'm fucking watching this
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Fanta: ((I'm rping bojack in /r/undertale and it's so fun
Frisk: ((we're doing something real productive with our lives
Schyroton: Muffettt, do yyyou reallllize how ironiic ththis is?
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Elo [Elo].
Muffet: She laughs too. "Right?"
Elo: had azalea fall asleep on him woops
Schyroton: Eexactly.
Muffet: "By all means, we should be like oil and water."
Muffet: "A succubus, and somebody who used to be afraid of sex. Somehow, we manage to like each other."
Muffet: "It sounds like a shitty sitcom."
Female Asriel: "Go for the head.."
Colton: he nods.
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Female Asriel: She turns the corner...
Schyroton: I know. Of alll people, twtwo of my clossest friends aare a prostiiitute and aa succubus.
Muffet: She sighs. "Things like this are why I actually got involved with mortals, really. Believe it or not, demons tend to be somewhat shallow."
Schyroton: Ii'd believe it.
Frisk: ((has Muffet had sex with laharl
Frisk: ((the disgaea one
Muffet: "But people like you, like cheri, like the people of this bar...they're complex, and confusing, and...sometimes, that's all someone like me needs."
Muffet: i don't know much about Laharl
Muffet: but prolly
Horse: There's a horse's leg on the ground, twitching
Colton: he fucking goes at it
Female Asriel: "..."
Horse: The leg stops twitching
Schyroton: Well, I'm glaad I can prproviiide that for you.
Colton: "YOU. ARE. NOT. ALIVE."
Horse: Colton's so focused on the leg he's not noticing the walls
Female Asriel: ""
Colton: "...What?"
Schyroton: ...
Frisk: ((Anyways I'm gonna have to go the fuck to bed))
Frisk: ((gn))
Muffet: (gn frisky)
Schyroton: ((gn
Female Asriel: "The walls are brown and furry.."
Elo: ((gn
Colton: "..."
Schyroton: Ii just realized sosomething.
Colton: he jumped up, runningfor the door
Muffet: "Yes?"
Horse: and they are, covered with horse eyes and mouthes
Frisk: ((MV: sweet memes, wet dreams))
Horse: A horse spawns in front of the door
Frisk: ((Flame: what
Muffet: (God fucking dammit Slarvath, these [i]fucking horses[/i])
Muffet: (tbh f they said that I prolly wouldn't notice)
Frisk: ((yeah
Muffet: (just whatever)
Elo: ((horse
Frisk: ((Anyways I should be getting off now
Colton: he hacks at it's head
Schyroton: Iii uh. Kinnnd of trtried to kill yyou about ththree or ffffour years ago. Sso that's annnother layer on the iiirony cake.
Frisk: ((#worstdm signing out /s
Muffet: "..."
Muffet: "Really?"
: Frisky's connection timed out.
MettatonSEX: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Horse: It's decapitated, and two heads sprout at the stump
Schyroton: Remmember ththe fire?
Horse: "What are you?"
Muffet: "..."
Colton: "Nooooooo not a horsedra"
Horse: "Are you a man, or are you a god among men?"
Horse: "A god creates, a man destroys"
Colton: "...I'm a kid?"
Schyroton: Ii tried to destttroy the entitire place. It iisn't somethiing I'm proud offf.
Muffet: "...Ah."
Horse: "Death is an illusion"
Schyroton: ((colton: or am ia squid
Muffet: "Well. Honestly, better than many of the things I've done."
Horse: it bites colton
Female Asriel: She smacks it with the bat
Muffet: "Though, honestly?"
Muffet: "I'm from Hell, cheri is made of fire. I don't know if you'd have taken either of us.'
Schyroton: Ii'm going to apollogize formally for trtrying to do thhhat.
Schyroton: Ii set a fire bllanket in his room.
Muffet: "Ruined our clothes, though."
Female Asriel: she keeps hitting it, then the floor gives way
Female Asriel: everything goes black
Muffet: "...That's probably one of the most awkward ways for m nature to have been revealed. Maybe just under actually dieing of alcohol poisoning and showing up a week later."
Schyroton: Yyeah.
Horse: a horse walks into the bar
Schyroton: Honnestl-- uh.
Schyroton: ...Hhi.
Horse: "..."
Horse: It stares at schyro
Muffet: "..."
Schyroton: stares back.
Colton: he tries to feel around. "M-mom?"
Female Asriel: Mom is nowhere to be seen
Muffet: "..."
Horse: "..."
Schyroton: ...
Horse: "Nobody will ever love you for everything you are."
Muffet: "Wow."
Muffet: "Rude."
Schyroton: Yyou're worth less thannn your own feces.
Muffet: (god mv why are you so good at insults)
Schyroton: ((ive had to cone back at those who verbally abused me throughout elementary-middle school
Schyroton: ((*come back
Muffet: (Well, it's at least made you fucking awesome at insults)
Schyroton: ((yep
Muffet: (that 'i'd tell you to eat shit but i don't condone cannabilism' line is still fuckin' fresh in my mind)
Horse: "My dick is bigger than your potential in life"
Muffet: "..."
Muffet: "[sub]I wonder if I still have that gun...[/sub]"
Schyroton: Mmine is bigger ththan yourr potential.
Schyroton: Ohh wait.
Schyroton: Ii don't have onne.
Schyroton: Aand you hhave no potential.
Schyroton: is saying this through clenched teeth.
Horse: "I could tell you had no balls from a mile away"
Schyroton: ...and a speaker.
Horse: The horse neighs
Schyroton: Yyour life is abouuut as valluable as ththe dirt unnder my heels.
Colton: he curls up
Horse: "That's super gay"
Horse: The horse falls over
Colton: "[sub]whywhywhywhywhywhywhy[/sub]"
Schyroton: Ii'm gay ththat doesnn't work on me.
Muffet: "...That last one didn't even make sense."
Horse: and convulses on the floor, screaming in pain
Horse: Its stomach splits open
Schyroton: is repressing his discomfort from earlier.
Female Asriel: "FUCK"
Colton: "AH"
Female Asriel: she crawls out of the horse
Female Asriel: "WHAT THE FUCK"
Schyroton: ((is that the bar horse or no
Colton: i thought the horse was over
Elo: ((Bar horse
Colton: and now it's not
Schyroton: ((o
Muffet: "...Fanta!?"
Muffet: "What the fuck were you doing inside a talking horse!?"
Female Asriel: she stands up, covered in horse
Female Asriel: "I DON'T KNOW"
Female Asriel: she digs around in the horse for colton
Colton: he pops out. "...Oh. I'm back here."
Female Asriel: colton feels gotemom pull him out of the horse
Muffet: "...Hello, dearie."
Female Asriel: "We're going to a hotel."
Schyroton: gets up, grabs the horse by the neck, and drags the corpse from the bar. He discards it by throwing it a few meters away.
Female Asriel: "Since the house is infested by horses"
Schyroton: Good ridddance, ya bastttard.
Muffet: "One second." she flew out, grabbing the horse. She throws that fuck into hotland, before heading on back.
Schyroton: then turns off his volume to scream for a minute before heading back.
Schyroton: Iii'm bettter now.
Colton: "We should get dad and Jager out."
Female Asriel: "Yes"
Horse: The horse falls into the core
Schyroton: ...Of ththe housse or thhe horse?
Muffet: NO.
Horse: I guess you could say
Schyroton: ((the core was closed off
Colton: "House."
Muffet: "...I mean. Maybe both.'
Schyroton: Oh ggood.
Horse: Muffet's disposal
Colton: oops
Colton: that was him
Horse: Was a little.. COARSE
Schyroton: ((thrown into lava
Schyroton: ((nice pun, but it doesnt work
Female Asriel: She picks up colton
Horse: Ik
Elo: hor
Elo: snui
Horse: I'll have to find some other way to get Core! Horse
Colton: this horse shit is bad enough
Colton: honestly how can being in the core even ruin it any more
Colton: it's already a fucking reality warper
Schyroton: Sso now ththat that's ovvvver.
Muffet: "Indeed."
Horse: This started as a horse that was mean to you when nobody was looking
Horse: I took
Elo: h
Colton: this has gotten out of fucking hand
Schyroton: Hhi.
Horse: A wrong turn
Colton: like we need to just chill
: Elo [Elo] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Muffet: "Hi."
Schyroton: ((it went off c-horse
Fanta: "Hello..."
Schyroton: Ii uh. Donnnn't ththink Ii met yyou?
Schyroton: that was to colton
Muffet: "Fanta?"
Colton: oh/c
Colton: "...I'm colton."
Schyroton: Ii'm Schyroton.
Schyroton: Ssorry about evvverythththing.
Fanta: hugs colton
Colton: "That's not the worst thing they've done to us."
Schyroton: Ohh god.
Horse: The horse mafia has called off attacking fanta's house for now
Colton: "These horses are hellspawn, dude."
Fanta: "Horses are horrible"
Muffet: "No, that's me. I don't know who made these things, but they don't have the tact of the devil."
Colton: plot tiwst
Colton: the horse mafia is after merasmus
Schyroton: ((honestly i debated having schyro break down but the insult was better
Colton: "...Oh? Okay?"
Muffet: (Nah, I think by now his skin is a bit thicker than that)
Schyroton: ((hes made of metal
Muffet: (Petty insults don't feel like they'd get to him that bad by no-you knew what i fucking meant mv)
Schyroton: ((:3c
Schyroton: ((anyway, some insults would hit too close to home
Schyroton: ((never being loved, for example, a couple days after he broke up with the first person he ever had a crush on
Muffet: (oh. Yeah. I can see that, now you say it.
Schyroton: ((he was going to brek down but i decided to make him fight back
Schyroton: ...
Colton: "..."
Muffet: "..."
Fanta: fucks colton up
Fanta: *picks
Colton: UM
Fanta: *PICKS
Schyroton: ((HAH
Schyroton: ((im dead
Colton: >masturbates his head >fucks colton up
Fanta: WHY
Colton: fanta is there something you're not telling him
Fanta: picks up the child
Fanta: "I don't think you met Colton"
Schyroton: ...Wwe just met, yyeah.
Colton: "...They adopted me a couple days ago."
Schyroton: Oh. Ccongratulaaations?
Fanta: "Yup"
Muffet: (why)
Fanta: ((He went up to some guys
Fanta: ((And ordered them a burrito truck
Muffet: (why is that not a good thing)
Fanta: ((And one of them has a donut steel purple burning eye
Fanta: ((They just force pushed him into grillbys
Fanta: ((And now they're both crying
Fanta: ((I DON'T KNOW
Colton: "..."
Fanta: ((brb
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Schyroton: ...
Colton: "I thought I'd get away from the crazy."
Muffet: she laughed. "Awww, that's adorable. In a...slightly...sad way."
Schyroton: Ii don't ththink that's possible.
Colton: "Apparently."
Schyroton: ...
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Fanta: she nuzzles him, sitting down
Fanta: "Sorry.."
Colton: "...So, uhm, is Barchar still here?"
Barchar: technically. Not currently detectable, but hey.
Fanta: "Probably"
Schyroton: Prrobablyy.
Colton: "...I don't like her."
Muffet: "Why not? She's kind of adorable."
Colton: "She's...crazy. Really crazy."
Schyroton: ...Shhe's ststill a niice person. Uuusually.
Colton: "I heard her talking to people that weren't there. And kicking walls."
Schyroton: ...She cannn see people who aaare invivisible.
Barchar: she is very conflicted. She feels good about Schyro and muffet complimenting her. She feels very bad about Colton saying that.
Muffet: "...Yes. Exactly."
Muffet: Like the si-oh. Uhm. Right. Child."
Muffet: "Probably does not know what the sixth sense i-"
Colton: "Bruce willis is a ghost too."
Muffet: "...Oh."
Muffet: (Schyro: "FFFUCK")
Schyroton: Iit's weiiird, but shhe's cool. Yyou don't hahave to llike her, jujust try tto understatand that shhe's not tatalking to hherself.
Colton: "...okay."
Fanta: "..."
Fanta: puts him in her lap
Schyroton: has no idea what Colton is talking about with the sixth sense
Muffet: (then shit)
Fanta: In response
Muffet: (he actually did spoil it)
Fanta: To bojack
Schyroton: ((eh
Fanta: Saying he wanted to play video games with them
Muffet: "...Have you not seen the sixth sense, schyroton?"
Schyroton: Nno?
Fanta: surprise floofs colton's right ear over his head
Muffet: "You should. It's a good movie. I don't remember it having anything that would be a problem
Colton: he yelps
Colton: he has been floofbushed
Schyroton: Ii didn't hahave much entertttainment.
Schyroton: Ii'll trtry it somedday.
Fanta: chuckles
Muffet: "Maybe we should have a movie night!"
Schyroton: ...Ththat soundds enjoyable.
Schyroton: smiles, a tiny whirr coming from him.
Fanta: someone put some scenes from the dr episode on yt
Muffet: "We could probably convince Mettaton and Gaster to be with us. We'd have to miss a few classics for...well. Obvious reasons. But nevertheless!"
Fanta: possible r2 for like half a second
Schyroton: ...Mmaybe.
Schyroton: ((im in a call w my gf
Fanta: ((rip
Schyroton: ((dm me that over tumblr tho
Schyroton: ((id enjoy a dang rump
Muffet: she smiles. "Maybe we can have the kids, too. That'll at least give us another reason to keep PG."
Schyroton: Yyeah.
Fanta: ((That segment was so much fun
Schyroton: Orr maybe PG-13 forr some aaction movies.
Fanta: ((There's pikagirl getting spiked, shovel guy, chainsaw guy
Schyroton: ((nice
Fanta: "You gonna put your ear back?"
Colton: he does.
Colton: "I got spooked."
Fanta: chuckles
Fanta: "The ghost that floofs ears"
Muffet: "Of course."
Muffet: "PG-13 is a bit dangerous, though. A lot of older PG-13 movies had some...issue-causing things."
Schyroton: Ii know.
Schyroton: But liike, Aavengers or someththing.
Fanta: ((
Schyroton: Ii watched parrt of it wiwith Glamor, but Ii powered off a whiile into it.
Muffet: "Oh, yes, that would be fine."
Schyroton: ...Ii never saw the ennd, actually.
Muffet: (seriously though the face shape, the hair, it's like)
Muffet: (he's just got the fuckin look)
Muffet: "To be honest, you're not missing ALL that much. But it's a good movie."
Fanta: ((That's tito dick
Fanta: ((Dickman baby
Schyroton: Ii know ththe first thiird was goood.
Fanta: ((He hates phil and loves the ladies
Muffet: (then tito dick looks like a fucking youtuber)
Muffet: (when he's less fat)
Fanta: boops his snoot
Muffet: (and has a triforce necklace for some reason??)
Colton: his snoot is booped
Fanta: ((Idk
Schyroton: ...Iif there are anny bad movies ththat are fun tto laugh at hhow bad they are ththat woullld be wonderful.
Muffet: "Oh, there's the r-wait, no. Noooo. The room is a bad idea."
Schyroton: ...Nnot going tto ask.
Fanta: "I need to find you a school"
Schyroton: Ii'm talking cheesy fifilms from when Ii fifirst got a body or ssomething.
Muffet: "The room would seem tailor made to piss you off. There are others, though. Let's see...manos, the hands of fate..."
Schyroton: ...
Muffet: "There were these movies I saw eviewed on the internet, that I REALLY want to try."
Schyroton: Of alll movie titles.
Schyroton: Ththe hannds of fate.
Muffet: "What?"
Schyroton: cue the glitched laughter.
Schyroton: Ththere are tenn of them betweeen the two of us.
Muffet: "...Oh!"
Muffet: "Ha!"
Muffet: "It's made better by the fact that 'manos' literally means 'hands'."
Schyroton: Pffhah!
Muffet: "And there is evidence to suggest that a decent portion of the cast were literally high whilst acting."
Muffet: "It's a glorious little thing."
Schyroton: Oh my ggod.
Muffet: "There's also the works of a glorious little man known as Neil Breen. I'll admit I haven't seen it much, so I don't know whether there's anything problematic in it, but they look amazing."
Schyroton: Hmmm.
Muffet: "He seems to either believe or relaly really wish he was god."
Schyroton: Oh, mann, thatat's fun.
Muffet: "For example, one of his characters is some sort of aline space od, sent to earth smite all the sinful humans."
Muffet: "Or...something. True art is incomprehensible."
Schyroton: Yyeah, that's wweird.
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Muffet: she sighs. "It's a good time, though."
Colton: "Yeah...I mean, it would at least get me away form stuff."
Schyroton: Hhm.
Colton: "I'm probably gonna be the only kid there who's going to sigh on the release bell." he said, in a sort of weak, joking way.
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Fanta: ".."
Fanta: "Sorry it's so bad for you at home.."
Colton: "...No, it's...fine. IT's just a joke."
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Fanta: "I really wish I could do better.."
Colton: "Mostly."
Colton: "It's not your fault."
Colton: "
Colton: "It's not like you called the crazy fanged ladies or reality warping horses to our house."
Fanta: "Yeah.."
Fanta: "Maybe me and Hywel should get our own house"
Muffet: She sighs, leaning back. "...I guess that's another thing to schedule."
Colton: "Probably."
Schyroton: Yyeah.
Muffet: "A not insubstantial amount of plans for the wedding least upheaved last night."
Schyroton: Hhey, let me knoww whenen the wedding aactually is, so Ii can make the caake a daday early.
Schyroton: Oh.
Muffet: "I mean, it probably shouldn't be toooo much of a delay?"
Muffet: "But still."
Schyroton: Yyeah.
Schyroton: Iif you nneed help with anyththing, I cann help.
Muffet: "Thank you, dearie.'
Schyroton: Iit's no problem.
Muffet: "...Some sort of priest-like being without any actual godly power would be nice."
Muffet: "I mean, it's not going to banish me to whence I came or anything."
Schyroton: Ii know Grillby iis.
Schyroton: Hhe marrried Gaster and Metttaton.
Muffet: "It's more like...the mental equivalent of getting an itch on that [i]one part[/i] of your back that, no matter what, [i]you just can't quite scratch[/i]"
Schyroton: Hhuh.
Schyroton: Ii... don't fucully get it but okayy.
Schyroton: *fufully
Muffet: "Though, I guess I've never been anywhere particularly strong with holy...power, or whatever."
Colton: "...Maybe not in that dimension, either.I don't wanna be in that place. There's a lot of horses there."
Fanta: ((Ofna really is the best rper on /r/undertale
Fanta: "Trust me, I'm picking a dimension with no horses"
Muffet: (like, good enough to fit in here?)
Muffet: (at least when we're not like)
Muffet: (doing shit like the fucking horses)
Colton: he nods.
Fanta: ((The horse is the worst thing I've ever done
Muffet: (yeah)
Muffet: (Maybe that thing with Ganta back in the red rp hell, but)
Muffet: (probably not)
Muffet: (that was shorterlived at least)
Fanta: ((That was red
Fanta: ((Horse is horse
Muffet: "...Well. Anyway. It was nice talking to you, dearie. I'm going to go sleep with my fiancee. In a...presumably non-sexual way. He's probably asleep by now."
Schyroton: Yyeah.
Schyroton: Ggoodninight.
Schyroton: See you.
Muffet: "See you soon." she said, heading out
Muffet: like, the second she gets into Gaston, she's using those damned wings
Muffet: [sub]geddit damned[/sub]
Schyroton: heh
Schyroton: leaves too. "...Byye."
Schyroton: ((gn
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Fanta: falls asleep
Colton: he too
Fanta: ((Laharl im gonna try to get j smoking kush
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Fanta: ((Dammit
Owl: ((Rip
Owl: ((Excuse you I'M the creator of Red RP Hell
Barchar: (Yeah and it was weird)
Horse: Horse rp hell was the best rp hell
Colton: he's going to be scared of horses all his life
Fanta: wakes up
Fanta: gets up, puts a blanket over horseby, and returns to the snuggle
Colton: 10
Fanta: ((Faygo tried to kill bojack for bringing him a burrito truck
Barchar: (seriously what the fuck is wrong with burrito-wait fayog)
Barchar: (faygo*)
Barchar: (describe faygo to me)
Fanta: ((The rper?
Barchar: (oh is it the name of the rper?)
Barchar: (nvm)
Barchar: (I kinda had to do a double take, because 'faygo' is the name of a soda and i almost thought that somebody was trying to parody Fanta)
Owl: ((No no see
Owl: ((Faygo RPs a literal giant bottle of Faygo
Owl: ((With arms and legs
Barchar: (wait really)
Barchar: (are you joking or not)
Barchar: (i can't fucking tell, petra exists)
Owl: ((I wish I was fucking joking thats one of their characters
Barchar: (...[i]well[/i])
Barchar: (oh fun)
Barchar: (
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Yazan: ((task force bread
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: ((Hello))
Yazan: hey
Yazan: ((whats up
: ((The sky))
: ((Space))
: ((The rest of the universe))
Yazan: ((boring
Yazan: ((enteratin me!
Yazan: ((mostly cuz I'm low on the rp ideas atm
Amado: -He's working hard.-
Amado: -But also is bored af.-
Azalea: -She's asleep.-
Acastus: -He's in the house somewhere.-
Hywel: -He's asleep with Fanta.-
Asmodeus : -He's jissing on the couch's corner in the bar.-
: sitting*
: Jissing
Jäger Leyline: -is at home surpisinigly
Loni Leyline: -is asleep-
Jeska or Jekon: -is likely watching the wolves screw-
Acastus: -Peeeeeerrrvvv-
Yazan: /be -is a bear-
Steve the Bear: -is a bear*
: ((I didn't know you were a bear))
Yazan: ((shit I thought I made that clear to everone
Yazan: ((Steve the bear is my self insert
Amado: -He carefully walks out of the Fantwel room.-
Jäger Leyline: ....why were you in there?
Amado: -He keeps making trips back in and out, more paint stuff after each one. After he's done, he replies "I was cleaning."-
Amado: "Do you know why there was stains all over the walls?"
Yazan: ....oh
Jäger Leyline: .....oh
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Jäger Leyline: those asshats
Amado: "The floor too. I gave up trying to clean it, and just repainted that wall."
Amado: "I got any bulk out."
Jäger Leyline: ...good job
Jäger Leyline: we'll rip the flooring out and the walls soon
Jäger Leyline: [I felt bad before Hywel.....not any more]
Amado: "They must have had a wiiild night, know what I'm sayin?"
Amado: -He goes over and elbows Jager lightly.-
Amado: "Amirite?"
Jäger Leyline: yeah more than likely
Jäger Leyline: ....those fucking potions
Amado: "...Potions?"
Jäger Leyline: nothing don't worry about it
Jäger Leyline: by the way, bleach it
Jäger Leyline: always bleach it
Amado: "Aw come on, you can't say video game stuff and expect me to not ask."
Amado: "I did."
Jäger Leyline: its some fucking alteration potion they use since they have no fucking moves
Jäger Leyline: its to compensate for it
Amado: "Ohhh. That sounds cool."
Amado: "Wait, uh. I mean that's soooo lame."
Amado: "How could they do that?"
Jäger Leyline: don't bother those potions have horrible side effectss
Amado: "Like what?"
Amado: "Those two love birds seem fine."
Jäger Leyline: yeah it seems like it
Amado: "Where do you get these potions?"
Jäger Leyline: but it one time cauesed those two fuse together and had to live as a melded freak for like a week in incredible pain
Amado: "That sounds spooky."
Jäger Leyline: also it alters their appearance, they are using potions to keep their appearances up
Hywel: -To be fair that actually wasn't a side effect.-
Jäger Leyline: all and all, it basically kills you
Amado: "Nah, man. Unless those guys were zombies, they ain't dead."
Jäger Leyline: creates an addiction
Jäger Leyline: it does over time
Amado: "I used to deal drugs."
Jäger Leyline: well its not a dru
Jäger Leyline: drug*
Jäger Leyline: and it isn't easy or quick to make
Amado: "Where can I get them?"
Jäger Leyline: Fanta goes to some wizard in Asdiana's captial
Hywel: -Man Jager is just spouting out lies.-
Amado: "What?"
Amado: "Wizards?"
Jäger Leyline: yeah
Jäger Leyline: really they are just alchimests but they like the title
Amado: "Oh."
Amado: "Less cool."
Jäger Leyline: yea
Hywel: -He walks out of the room.-
Jäger Leyline: Hey Hywel
Hywel: "...Mornin, Jager, Amado."
Amado: "Good morning, Hy. Am I allow-"
Hywel: "Hywel. And no, you aren't."
Jäger Leyline: so Amado was nice enought to clean and paint your room
Hywel: "Isn't that his job?"
Jäger Leyline: cleaning is
Amado: "...Isn't that my job?"
Jäger Leyline: painting too
Jäger Leyline: so yes
Jäger Leyline: but, he found some distrubing things
Amado: "Cause honestly if it was my choice I'd be here playing video games."
Amado: "Weeelll, I was more impressed really."
Hywel: "..."
Jäger Leyline: so that means we are goin to have to rip out the floor, the walls, and the roof, and replace 'em
Hywel: "Why?"
Amado: "...Yeah, um, it's clean now. I put the paint cause it was stained."
Jäger Leyline: Because of those stains
Jäger Leyline: they aren't out of the carpet
Jäger Leyline: goes into the closet
Jäger Leyline: walks out with a black light
Jäger Leyline: lets just check out the room
Amado: "I did do the carpet, I think. It's white, so I bleached it."
Amado: "The walls I just got most of the bulk out, disinfected, and covered stains, cause I couldn't really get that out."
Jäger Leyline: enters the room, turns off the light , and turns on the black light
Amado: -He follows.-
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Jäger Leyline: ((dead bread
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Jäger Leyline: well?
Amado: -He's a pretty good goddamn cleaner, if you find anything, he most likely didn't clean it.-
Jäger Leyline: well looks okay
Jäger Leyline: I'll do the total clean up llater then
Jäger Leyline: but could you guys get some tarps or something?
Hywel: "That was a special occasion, it wasn't intentional."
Hywel: "We didn't know what that would do."
Jäger Leyline: still, anything like that, pull out the tarps
Jäger Leyline: I'll but some and leave em under your bed
Hywel: "Alright."
Jäger Leyline: So keep up the good work Amado
Amado: "Yessir!"
Jäger Leyline: leaves the room
Jäger Leyline: I'mm gonna go find that ghost goat kid
Amado: "What?"
Hywel: "Okay."
Jäger Leyline: leaves
Jäger Leyline: enters the bar
Jäger Leyline: goes to the couch
Asmodeus : -He's sitting alone, on the corner of the couch.-
Jäger Leyline: hey kid
Asmodeus : "Hello."
Jäger Leyline: who are you doing?
Asmodeus : -Who is he doing.-
Asmodeus : -Eleven.-
Asmodeus : -Technically 50 something but with 11 get old maturity.-
Jäger Leyline: how*
Asmodeus : "Fine."
Jäger Leyline: holds out his real arm
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Jäger Leyline: bored here?
Jäger Leyline: (hey bloo
Asmodeus : "Kinda, but I have friends."
Jäger Leyline: who?
Asmodeus : "You, some others."
Jäger Leyline: no names?
Asmodeus : "That Mage, Mettaton, Schyro. Fellby, Muffet."
Jäger Leyline: no other kids?
Asmodeus : -He shrugs.-
Asmodeus : "I don't think Colton liked me."
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: (( i'm supposed to be going to see a movie in about 3 hours
Jäger Leyline: well theres loni, Azalea
Jäger Leyline: and well.....
Asmodeus : "..."
: (( I feel sick and only got like
: (( 5 hours of sleep
: (( rip me
Jäger Leyline: (rip
Jäger Leyline: oh yeah
Jäger Leyline: smazzy and EA
Jäger Leyline: maybe yuo should meet those kids
: (whats going on
Asmodeus : "Who are they?"
Jäger Leyline: ((not much
Jäger Leyline: Smazzy and EA are two kids staying at my house
Jäger Leyline: Loni is my sister, Azalea is her girlfirend
Jäger Leyline: Loni and Azalea are 14
Jäger Leyline: SA and EA are like 10 I think
Asmodeus : "Okat."
: Okay*
Jäger Leyline: ....
Asmodeus : "...Can I sit on your lap?"
Jäger Leyline: sure
Asmodeus : -He does, and leans his head on Jager, smiling a little.-
: ((i would do something if i wasnt fucking starving
Jäger Leyline: don't be faked by the artificial fur of my right arm, the left one is real
Asmodeus : -He nods.-
Jäger Leyline: what are you trying to do with yourself kid?
Asmodeus : "I don't know."
ghostriel: i have a range of characters from this one
Jäger Leyline: no plans?
Jäger Leyline: I mean don't you have a family
: [color=#772131]Auditori: to this one[/color]
Jäger Leyline: ...or well....didn't you?
: [color=#772131]Auditori: 137 character commands[/color]
Asmodeus : "I did."
Asmodeus : "They're gone now. I think."
Jäger Leyline: how lon have you been dead for?
Asmodeus : "Forty something years."
Jäger Leyline: thats not long enough for everyone to be gone
Jäger Leyline: Hell your parents could be like in their 50s to 60s
Asmodeus : "I'm in my fifties."
Asmodeus : "They're probably gone."
: ((deeply questioning if I should purchase overwatch or no man's sky
Jäger Leyline: if your parents were in their 20s, and its been 40 years, they means they'll only be in their 60s
: ((Overwatch))
Jäger Leyline: ((overwatch
Jäger Leyline: ))NMS is failing fast
Jäger Leyline: theres still a good chance kid
Jäger Leyline: evven then if you had siblings
Asmodeus : "I didn't."
Asmodeus : "Now that I think about it, they probably killed my parents."
: (( well I guess I will be buying TF3 later
Jäger Leyline: what? who did?
Asmodeus : "The people who killed me."
: (( NMS is now downloading
Jäger Leyline: why'd they do that?
Asmodeus : "Because I stopped being useful."
: (( two of my friends play overwatch and share the same device
Jäger Leyline: ...what?
Asmodeus : "They used me as a weapon, and I was breaking down, and stopped being useful to them."
: edgy
: /s
Jäger Leyline: you don't seem like a weapon
Asmodeus : "I had fire magic."
Jäger Leyline: oh
Jäger Leyline: want to hut them down?
Jäger Leyline: hunt*
Asmodeus : "No."
Jäger Leyline: why not? they could be hurting other people
Asmodeus : "It's not worth it. They'd kill you, and I don't wanna lose anymore."
Jäger Leyline: Kid....they can't kill me
Asmodeus : "I'm sure if they shot a MISSLE at you you'd die."
Jäger Leyline: you're assuming it would hit me
Asmodeus : "How would it not?"
Jäger Leyline: I'm fast kid
Asmodeus : "Planes can't avoid them."
Jäger Leyline: I can
: "yes, but how fast are you?"
Jäger Leyline: fast enough
: "reeeeeeally?" Drakon is right next to Jäger now.
Jäger Leyline: Yeah
Jäger Leyline: I am
: or, he was there before, just didn't bother to fuck with people's shit until now
: "very confident answer"
: "i like that"
Asmodeus : "I'd rather not."
Asmodeus : "Some of them aren't bad."
: "every time I got hit i just got some repairs or even switched bodies"
Jäger Leyline: Yeah, good people don't execute their people kid
Asmodeus : "I said some."
Asmodeus : "The person who fed me didn't even think I should be there. He felt bad, talked with me a lot. Made me feel a little better. Always tried to ask to get me out."
: (( for a second i would have wrote a response for my character being "well, that's fucking low, haha"
Jäger Leyline: that doesn't excuse him
Asmodeus : "Yes it does."
Jäger Leyline: inaction or apathy can be just as bad as committing the crime
Asmodeus : "He was trying. Were you listening?"
Jäger Leyline: yet he stood wtih the group he disagreed with>
Asmodeus : "He may have been forced to."
: my dose of cancer at 6 in the morning
: tooEarly
Asmodeus : -He is straight faced now.-
Jäger Leyline: maybr
Asmodeus : "I think so."
Asmodeus : "..."
Jäger Leyline: pulls his arm in since hes not feeling it
Asmodeus : -He is, tho.-
Jäger Leyline: don't really have much on me right now kid
Jäger Leyline: didnt then
Asmodeus : "Hmm?"
Jäger Leyline: things to talk about
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Asmodeus : "Oh. Okay."
Asmodeus : "Can you help me know more about the stuff Fellby and Muffet explained yesterday?"
Jäger Leyline: relationships?
Asmodeus : "That, and the adult thing."
Asmodeus : -He knows better than to say it now.-
Jäger Leyline: well obviously people want to be with each other and love
Asmodeus : -He nods.-
Jäger Leyline: and there are a lot of different relationships,
Jäger Leyline: some people are a couple and get married
Asmodeus : "Yeah."
: "what, sex?"
Jäger Leyline: some are with multiple people, sometimes getting a number of people into a marriage
: "nah you don't have to answer, just messing with you"
Asmodeus : "Okay."
Jäger Leyline: others just don't end up in a marriage
Jäger Leyline: they just sometimes have friends they are with or multiple people they hood up with
Jäger Leyline: also some have open relationships, two people don't mind having the occasional third or more
Asmodeus : "Okay."
Jäger Leyline: relations can be between all genders, m/w, m/m, w/w
Asmodeus : "Mmhmm."
: "or, you know"
: "could they hook up with a robot?"
Jäger Leyline: that too
: "like"
: "that one lizard that my successor kissed"
Jäger Leyline: any other questions kid?
: [i]aHEM[/i] you know who he refers to
Asmodeus : "What is the thing that people do like? Muffet and Fellby told me I probably will never do it."
: "what do you mean"
Jäger Leyline: intercourse
: "originally I was built for that"
: "back in '98, haha"
Asmodeus : "..."
Jäger Leyline: Intercourse can mean a lot of thing for people
: "i've watched it happen many times"
Jäger Leyline: it can be the ultimate expression of love
Asmodeus : -He nods.-
Jäger Leyline: attempts to have children
: "i've watched Jager do it"
Jäger Leyline: or simply fun
Jäger Leyline: No you haven;t
: "i see a lot"
Jäger Leyline: No you don't
Asmodeus : "I know all that, I more mean, what is it like."
: "yes I do"
: "but I just like to chill instead"
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Asmodeus : "..."
Jäger Leyline: Ohhh man, youre asking the hard questions kid
Asmodeus : "Sorry."
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Jäger Leyline: well kid
Jäger Leyline: its great
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Asmodeus : "Okay."
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Jäger Leyline: (hey
Barchar: (yo)
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Jäger Leyline: (well I gtg now
Jäger Leyline: (gotta sleep
Jäger Leyline: (gn
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: ((Rip))
: ((Gn))
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Barchar: (Mornin bread)
GLaDOS: in case bread actually sees it instead of bailing like a Lil bitch, robo-waifu is off being a mad scientist
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Fanta: ((Yes
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: ((No ur a little bitch))
Jason Scott: -He's either in the bar, or watching them do their mad science.-
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Barchar: (ya but ur a lil-er bitch-er)
GLaDOS: the latter works, though the mad science must wait at least 4 and a half hours to be expanded upon
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Horse: There's a horse in aperture labs
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Fanta: ((Time to see how much i can get away with being on my phone in class
Fanta: ((Because fuck this class
Owl: Everywhere
Owl: That I stay
Owl: You couldn't write this shit, no.
Fanta: Wut
Owl: -George Watksy, Brave New World
Fanta: Rip
Owl: The different types of RPers
Fanta: ((That guy is so bad
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Horse [Horse].
Owl: ((I know
Owl: ((This dave strider rpER
Owl: ((Is next level cancer
Horse: ((We need to get j on joy
Owl: ((Lol we kinda do
Owl: ((Could get one of my characters to try one, probably Letha since it could be labelled as a 'sleep-helper' or whatever
Owl: ((Then railroad that to J
Horse: ((Do it
Owl: ((Problem is
Owl: ((I don't want to RP Letha being a joy addict
Horse: ((You can just have her not like it
Owl: ((True
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Horse: ((Yo
Owl: I'm bored a shit
Fellby: ((my professor: "i'm letting people take the online quiz today"
Fellby: ((quiz: *is not posted*
Fellby: ((me: wake me up
Horse: ((I got my result for the "What is the purpose of being" quiz today
Horse: ((Aced that shit
Horse: >silently slips a weird amount of exp i got in calcs to loni
Horse: ((Heeeey laharl
Horse: ((What if we had project onimus enter in the red castle?
Owl: ((...Yeah
Owl: ((Sounds cool
Owl: ((And they like Miyu
Horse: ((You could use the extra
Horse: ((Kinda fucks putting it pms but meh
Owl: ((we can make a chat for it
Owl: ((If you wanna make it private
Horse: ((On discord
Owl: ((Yeah
Horse: ((Will do
Owl: ((We starting it today?
Horse: ((Some tonight
Horse: ((By the way stat boosts are gonna be hella dope now
Owl: ((Yeeeees
Horse: ((SPOILER's Shawl: +18 DEF, +21 S DEF
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: ((yee haw
GLaDOS: slarvath, do you really want to give this crazy bitch the ability to study the horse
GLaDOS: do y-do you think that's going to lead toything except pain
: ((also /r/jontron is open again so thats nice
Barchar: (it closed?)
: ((it closed for like a week
Barchar: (why?)
: ((idk
Horse: horse
Horse: ((I gave a boss a glowing blue eye
: ((its pretty obvious right off the bat it was based off ness
GLaDOS: "...There is a horse inside my enrichment center."
Horse: "Neigh"
GLaDOS: "...Interesting."
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: ((I think they thought jontron died and then he posted))
Barchar: (why would you close the sub even if he was)
Barchar: (wouldn't that be like the one time that sub WOULDN'T be shitposts)
: ((Fuck you()
: ((That's why))
: Horse [Horse] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Fanta: is at home
Hywel: -As is he.-
Fanta: is on edge
Colton: yeah
Colton: yeah very much
Hywel: "..."
Amado: -He's cleaning. Probably helping Merasmus atm.-
Fanta: "You know, your face is pretty long"
Fanta: "You sure you're not a horse?"
Hywel: "Yeah."
Fanta: her snout is smol
Hywel: "I'm pretty sure."
Fanta: "That's exactly what a horse would say"
Hywel: "Okay."
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Colton: "N-no, he can't be a horse."
Colton: "The horses aren't [i]subtle[/i]"
Fanta: "Your name has Colt in it"
Colton: "The horses give you no warning. No time to think. No time to prepare."
Fanta: "True"
Colton: "Whne the horse strikes, there is only horse. Nothing less. Nothing more."
Colton: when he grows up, he's going to write a song about this, and people are going to think that it's a joke
Colton: but no. No. It's not.
Horse: a horse slams into your roof at terminal velocity
Colton: he screams, running away from it
Horse: and more
Horse: it's raining horses
Horse: halleluja
: ((s'tennouttaten
Colton: oh my god no*
Fanta: she pokes her head out the window, and it almost gets taken off by a horse
Fanta: "SHIT"
Colton: "What have we done to deserve this hell"
Fanta: "I don't know"
Fanta: "Maybe if we ask nicely"
Colton: "...m-maybe?"
Fanta: "Do we need to pray to the horse gods?"
Colton: "...I don't know any horse-god names."
Fanta: "Just pick a god and pray"
Fanta: begs the horse god Amun-Khat for forgiveness
Colton: goes with...uhm...Mudsdale.
Horse: There's an ear piercing whinny
Colton: "AH"
Horse: And the horses stop
Fanta: "AH"
Colton: "...Did we do it?"
Colton: "Did we do the thing?"
Fanta: "..."
Fanta: "I think we did it"
Colton: "Or is this the eye of the storm?"
Fanta: "We saved the world"
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Colton: "...finally."
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GLaDOS: anyway, MAD SCIENCE! And by that, she means making a body with an actual kind-of-skin-feeling material on it. Which isn't [i]that[/i] mad.
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GLaDOS: or bread leaves again
GLaDOS: goddammit bread
Barchar: (so, how are things going chime)
Barchar: (outside of the nonexistant test)
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Fellby: ((okay
Colton: "...[sub]Does 'equiphobia' sound like a good song title[/sub]...?"
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Barchar: (hi DD)
DamnDude: [[ hello ]]
Barchar: (all by myseeeeelf)
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Frisk: (('Ello
Barchar: (hi friskty)
Frisk: ((So, AAAAAAAA I need a new character
Barchar: (okay)
Frisk: ((Because I feel like I've been doing jack shit rp-wise
Frisk: ((Flame: I don't care
Frisk: ((Flame: go fuck yourself
Barchar: (I mean, I've never felt starved for characters personally)
Frisk: ((Frisky: why
Barchar: the fact that I've got one that's NEVER unavailable helps
Frisk: ((Like I don't feel like RPing Frisk
Barchar: (But yeah I kinda get yo)
Barchar: (you*)
Barchar: (I don't really know how to help though)
Frisk: ((Grayton is kind of eh because he's a fucking five year old
Frisk: ((Hoopa is a huge fucking nono
Frisk: ((Time to go to the drawing board
Barchar: (Sometimes you can just pick a character from something you're watching or reading or playing or whatevs that you feel like playing and go for it)
Barchar: (I've done it before. And it's even actually worked a couple of times.)
Frisk: ((I feel like I have a general idea of a new character I coooould be interested in
Frisk: (([s]GRANDDAD[/s]
Frisk: (([s]SEPHIROTH[/S]
Barchar: ([s]pepe[/s)
Barchar: (close square bracket you have betrayed me)
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Frisk: ((Oh hi, MV
Schyroton: ((yo
Fellby: ((hey mv
Schyroton: ((if youre ever at a loss for a character idea, robots and nonhumans are my go-to because you can get creative with how they move
Frisk: (([s]spider robot[/s]
Barchar: (hi mv)
Barchar: (a spider robot could be kind of interesting really)
Frisk: ((Muffet: I once fucked a big ass tarantula before
Frisk: ((Muffet: Never again
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Muffet: ("He payed well though")
Frisk: ((Muffet: The dick was too hairy
Schyroton: ((yo, a spider robot would be badass
Schyroton: ((or a drider robot
Jäger Leyline: (hello
Schyroton: ((hi
Barchar: (ooh, a dreider robot)
Barchar: (that's fucking badass)
Schyroton: ((robot hybrids of humans and beasts
Schyroton: ((robot centaurs
Barchar: (That's just a weird kind of cyborg i think)
Schyroton: ((tru, but imagine fully. robot. centaurs
Schyroton: ((also, aliens are great because you can make up your own rules
Frisk: ((Remember when an alien race worshipped Frisk
Frisk: ((That fucking church is still outside
Schyroton: ((holy fuck
Fellby: ((it's probably fucking abandoned
Schyroton: ((*angel
Frisk: ((MHM
Jäger Leyline: enterz the bar. hes wearing nice dark jeans, white dress shirt and a black vest
Schyroton: ((im really proud of my insults from last night
Barchar: "Woah. Are we going to a fancy ball?"
Barchar: "Do I need to try to imagine myself in a dress?"
Fellby: -Look whose on cue.-
Jäger Leyline: (I thought I made Jukon blow.that church up
Schyroton: (("you're worth less than your own feces" is the best thing ive come up with in a while
Barchar: "Hi, Fellby."
Jäger Leyline: not tonight babe Im hangimg out with Fellby
Fellby: grins.
Jäger Leyline: oh there he is
Barchar: "Oh."
Barchar: "By 'hanging out', I assume you mean 'fucking'?"
Jäger Leyline: high chance of.that
Fellby: smiles as he waltzes over to Jager. "So, where are we gonna go, huh?"
Jäger Leyline: do you liike seafood?
Fellby: "Sure!"
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: "you gonna fuck seafood?"
Fellby: (("bitch maybe i will"
Barchar: "Get back at water by eating it's children."
Barchar: "Rarr."
Schyroton: ((i laughed too hard at that
: "feisty lil' thang"
Jäger Leyline: Know a great lobster place back home. you ready.l?
Fellby: "Hell yeah, let's get this started!"
Barchar: (at what mv)
Jäger Leyline: wraps an arm around fellby and heads out
Schyroton: (("get back at water by eating its children"
Fellby: leans on Jager's shoulder.
: "fuck some seafood for me, love"
Barchar: (validation)
: (( i decided to buy a big wheel
Barchar: (gtg karate)
: (( i then took it to my local abandoned parking lot
Jäger Leyline: takes him to a restaurant on a beach on a dock,
: clean sentence bonus +50
Schyroton: ((cya
: its night, the everything is illuminated by a string of lights
: (( bye flame
Fellby: "Wow... this really is a good place."
Jäger Leyline: ((cya
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Jäger Leyline: its an old war buddys
Jäger Leyline: sits down with Fellby, the waiter comes over
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: "Good Evening Gentlemen, may I help you today?"
Fellby: "Yes, actually. What wines do you have today?"
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Frisk: ((So today my friend came up with a superhero named Juan
Frisk: ((Juan was born in an orphanage
: "We have a number of red wines specials tonight, a pinot noir from Casbaina, and a Merlot From Tasi'ar Pass
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Frisk: ((Juan was never adopted
Frisk: ((So Juan moved out
Fellby: "Hm... I'll go with the Pinot Noir."
Jäger Leyline: We'll take both
Frisk: ((Juan is so kind that bullets fucking miss every time and he is untouchable
Jäger Leyline: whole bottles too
Frisk: ((10/10
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Frisk: ((Hi Janitor Lrahal
: "Very well, are you two ready with your order?"
Schyroton: ((hi
Fellby: "Ah, yeah, I'll have lobster and a side of oysters."
Jäger Leyline: I'll take a Chill Glazed Lobster Tail
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Asmodeus : -Sitting on couch, by himself.-
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Asmodeus : -Unless Jagwr is still with him.-
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Avanne: ((jager isnt there
Jäger Leyline: grabs a glass, spins it and sips
Fellby: takes a glass of wine, swirling it before taking a sip. "Mmmh."
Avanne: enters the bar. "Hello."
Asmodeus : "Hey."
Jäger Leyline: Not bad
Fellby: "Yeah... Grapey."
Avanne: goes to the couch, sitting near Asmodeus. "So, how are you liking the magic?"
Jäger Leyline: certianly not as elegant and sophisticated as you though
Asmodeus : "It's good, thank you."
Fellby: "Aww, you flatter me." His cheeks turn a deep blue.
Avanne: It was no trouble.
Asmodeus : "I made friends."
Avanne: Oh, that's wonderful! I'm happy for you.
Jäger Leyline: Ah, thats a true color for you, it really adds to your composure
Fellby: "Ha... if you keep saying things like that, you'll see it more often."
Asmodeus : "Are you my friend too?"
Avanne: applauds a bit, their hands clacking.
Jäger Leyline: I plan on it
Avanne: Yes, of course!
Asmodeus : "Thabk you."
: Thank*
Avanne: No trouble.
Jäger Leyline: So, hows fatherhood?
Fellby: "It's... well, it's an adventure, you know."
Jäger Leyline: I only some what know
Fellby: "Ember always manages to surprise me."
Jäger Leyline: I've been thinking about being a father
Jäger Leyline: how so>
Jäger Leyline: ?
Asmodeus : -He stays sat, but reaches an arm to touch Avanne's.-
Avanne: pulls their sleeve up.
Fellby: "Well... she's her own little person, you know? She's always bringing home something new."
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Avanne: ((hi
Vale: mfw get onto computer, 'Your computer may be at risk!' by something i don't know at all
Vale: fuck
Avanne: ((rip
Jäger Leyline: Shes intelligent?
Fellby: "Yeah, really smart."
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Vale: also hi
Jäger Leyline: That good
Jäger Leyline: Think Loni and her would get along?
Avanne: is smooth, painted a stark white and coated in a varnish that protects the paint and wood from deterioration.
Fellby: "Well... Loni's like, what, 14? Ember is six."
Jäger Leyline: oh, Loni is 14
Fellby: "Hmm, okay, I guessed right."
Jäger Leyline: well she could be a baby sister
Fellby: snickers. "Wow, planning on marriage already?"
: ((Loni is 15))
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Jäger Leyline: Loni finished her masters in quantum physics, with secondary in eductation
Jäger Leyline: shit I meant, 15, time flies
Fellby: "... At 15? Wow..."
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Jäger Leyline: Heh, Loni's set on Azalea
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Fellby: "I was talking about me and you."
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Jäger Leyline: Heh, you know me, 10 steps ahead
Fellby: smirks, leaning a little closer.
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Jäger Leyline: leans in
Fellby: "You're really laying on the charm, huh?"
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Jäger Leyline: trying to impress someone as cultivated and as dashing as you
Fellby: "Ah..."
Jäger Leyline: I could always use stupid yet funny pick up lines if you want a laugh
Fellby: pops a bit of meat in his mouth, chewing it. "Oh, wow, this is fantastic!"
Jäger Leyline: eats some lobster
Jäger Leyline: Good old Rogers, he made a shitty soldier, but one hell of a chef
Fellby: "Mmmh?"
Jäger Leyline: Hes my old friend and the owner/head chef of this place
Jäger Leyline: we served together in the 10 year war
Jäger Leyline: saved his life at the battle of cyhber pass
Fellby: "Ah, does that get you a discount?"
Jäger Leyline: gets me free meals
Jäger Leyline: but this time I'm paying
Fellby: "Wow. Being a hero must get you lots of benefits, huh?"
Jäger Leyline: I was popular after the war ended, got a lot of action with the ladies
Jäger Leyline: but I did't have much money
Fellby: "No gentlemen, though?"
Jäger Leyline: Not at the ti,e
Jäger Leyline: time*
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Jäger Leyline: you're the first man I've dated
Fellby: "Well, it's an honor."
Jäger Leyline: certainly a good catch too
Jäger Leyline: likewise
Jäger Leyline: but it became hard to support myself and loni as I sent her to university, I relied on the generosity of Rogers for meals
Jäger Leyline: now that I have money I can back
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Fellby: nods, sampling an oyster.
Jäger Leyline: but enough about me
Jäger Leyline: wouldn't want to bore you
Jäger Leyline: finishes eating
Fellby: "Alright then."
Jäger Leyline: pats his stomach
Fellby: "Looks like you're full, huh?"
Jäger Leyline: stuffed
Jäger Leyline: you?
Fellby: "Yeah... but I could have a bit more in me, if you know what I mean."
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Jäger Leyline: makes a confused expression, "Ice cream?"
Jäger Leyline: Nah I'm joking
Jäger Leyline: I know what you mean, my place, yours, or a beach side hotel?
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Fellby: "Hm... the hotel sounds nice."
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Jäger Leyline: places 500 bucks on the table and stands up, holding his hand up
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Fellby: takes that hand, looking down. "Geez, this place is expensive.."
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Jäger Leyline: Yep
Jäger Leyline: grabs the bottles of wines too
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Jäger Leyline: walks out finger gunning a goat, Roger, who tumbs up back
Fellby: follows closely behind.
Jäger Leyline: leads Fellby to the hotel and checks in, going to the room
Fellby: ((boden?
Jäger Leyline: (ya
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Avanne: is sitting there, still, letting Asmodeus feel their arm. They stare ahead like the creepy doll they are.
Avanne: ((brb i think theres food
Avanne: ((nope :/
Vale: rip
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Avanne: ((hi
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Owl: Today has just been
Owl: A fucking
Owl: Series of Unfortunate Events
Avanne: ((:(
Owl: Like, power gets cut off
Owl: We get power back
Owl: Internet gets cut off immediately afterwards
Owl: We get internet back
Avanne: ((rip
Avanne: ((are you ok?
Owl: ((I'm fine, like I said
Owl: ((It's gonna take a goddamn hurricane for this storm to hurt me
Avanne: ((ok, just making sure
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Avanne: ((i care about you. you're my friend. i don't want to see you get hurt unless its minor and in a humorous manner, but preferably not at all
Owl: ((We've learned by now that i'm fucking indestructable, right?
Avanne: ((tru
Avanne: ((...theres a pun i could make here but im keeping my mouth shut
Owl: ((MAke it and I promise not to kick you
Avanne: ((ok
Avanne: ((its really inkredible, isnt it
Avanne: ((im a sucker for shitty puns
Owl: (Yep
Avanne: ((ty
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Avanne: is sitting on the bar couch, btw. Cold. Unmoving. Staring.
Avanne: <...Kinda hoping someone comes in, so I can freak them out by moving.>
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Avanne: <...Oh my god.>
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Avanne: ((i need to watch that now
Avanne: ((ill be back
Avanne: ((i just skipped to the magician after sanic
Avanne: ((that was beautiful
Avanne: ((gj pacman
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Avanne: <...Does that even work?>
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Avanne: Nope.
Avanne: <...You tried.>
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CryingEevee OOC: ((molten memes))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((
Owl: ((This is hell
CryingEevee OOC: ((all the small things))
Owl: ((Like I'm just now realizing this guy sucks at singing
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CryingEevee OOC: ((soundcloud's new station feature (if it's not new i never noticed it) makes it so i have infinite memes))
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Avanne: has their sleeve rolled up so Asmodeus can feel their smoothed, wooden, painted, varnished 'skin'. Otherwise, they are unmoving.
Avanne: ((brb
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CryingEevee OOC: ((
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai swood))
: ((yee hi
CryingEevee OOC: ((here, have [url=]this meme[/url]))
: ((s'boytiful
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CryingEevee OOC: (([url=]also this, but i don't know if the background music is from hotline miami. it is made by the guy who made roller mobster though, so that's cool.[/url]))
CryingEevee OOC: (("i always like for broken dreams" -me))
Frisk: ((oh fuck nvm
CryingEevee OOC:
CryingEevee OOC: ((i walk the boulevard of broken memes))
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CryingEevee OOC: (([url=]more broken memes[/url]))
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=]i walk a lonely road[/url]))
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=]the only one that i have ever known[/url]))
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CryingEevee OOC: (([url=]don't know where it goes[/url]))
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=]but it's only me and i walk alone[/url]))
Avanne: ((back
Vale: ((back
: ((yee haw
Vale: ((hee yaw
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=]i walk this empty street[/url]))
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=]on the boulevard of broken memes[/url]))
Avanne: is silently waiting.
Vale: ((ce want to vale/nigh?
CryingEevee OOC: ((sure. but let it be known my shadow's the only one that walks beside me))
Avanne: Still. Silent. Unblinking. Very, very unsettling, especially in their gothic clothes and pale white 'skin' and stark white eyes.
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Vale: ((is that as important to note as the fact that giratina is in the very back of the room
Avanne: ((yes
Nigh: ((even more so
Frisk: ((Fuck off
Vale: ((wowie that's very important to note then
Nigh: ((it's actually REALLY important
Nigh: ((howso? i won't tell.
Vale: ((also frisky is this legitimately annoying
Avanne: ((also, im pretty sure vale and nigh haven't met avanne yet, so thats fun
Nigh: ((actually, brb
Vale: She enters. "Gre---hmm?"
Vale: lolnvm
Avanne: ((rip
Frisk: ((Yes
Vale: ((alright, sorry, i'll stop
Vale: (("hmm, rather than asking for an adjective i should go to an adjective generator site"
Vale: ((>generates lewd
Nigh: ((let it be known, that i am eevee. hear me rawr.
Vale: Now she enters...?
Nigh: ((yes
Nigh: ((now she enters
Vale: Now she enters. "Gre...hmm?"
Nigh: ((a little late, but bar check?
Avanne: is sitting on the couch. Bla bla creepy unsettling doll.
Avanne: ((avanne
Vale: Avanne and gost that starts with A
Vale: Bread isn't here though so
Vale: basically just Avanne
Nigh: ((vale nigh the science guy
Avanne: ((asmodeus
Avanne: ((omg
Vale: wow
Vale: "..."
Avanne: seems to be staring. They are, but pure white eyes kind of don't let it be known.
Vale: This plus the fact that nobody is here is evidently spooking the fuck out of her.
Vale: "Er..."
Avanne: 's hand twitches.
Nigh: [sub]you want to go talk to it or are you just going to stand there?[/sub]
Vale: "Hello...?"
Vale: [sub]"Would you like to speak to it?"[/sub]
Nigh: (depending on how good avanne can hear, they might be able to hear the conversations between vape and high
Nigh: [sub]not really[/sub]
Avanne: can hear bits and pieces
Vale: [sub]"Exactly."[/sub] She slowly and cautiously walks up and taps it.
Avanne: springs to life. "Hello!"
Nigh: recoils "wha-!"
Vale: She jumps back, then takes a deep breath. "...Oh."
Avanne: starts laughing. "Ahaha, oh man, the look on your face.
Nigh: scowls at avanne
Vale: She grunts.
Vale: "I hope you enjoyed it though."
Avanne: I did. Sorry about that.
Vale: "It is fine."
Vale: jfc
Avanne: ((LUCKY
Nigh: ((FIVE
Vale: how even
Nigh: ((i only get a 3
Vale: i get 3
Vale: rip
: ((i only gots a 3 day
Owl: ((No my school decides a fucking hurricane isn't a good enough reason for a vacation
Avanne: ((no one gives weekends like gaston
Owl: ((I've got two.
Nigh: ((more proof that me and tri are one
Frisk: ((So I get Thursday and Friday off because of that stormy storm near the coast aka near me
Frisk: ((Then Friday and Saturday
Frisk: ((Then Labor Day
Frisk: ((It's beautiful haha
Vale: storm pls come here
Nigh: ((spring break is coming early this summer: gaston