X:
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Hywel: "Okay."
Avanne:
X:
Avanne:
Asmodeus : "Is her name Barchar?"
Jesus Syphon: Btw Laharl
Jesus Syphon: What's with the challenge you talked about yesterday
Fanta: grumbles angrily
Owl: It is being assembled
Jesus Syphon: oo
Fanta: Oo
Avanne: (oo
Jäger Leyline: my 'friends are doing something stupid' sense ia going off
Jesus Syphon: a short ooo
Jäger Leyline: yeah thats my babe
Jesus Syphon: and a long o
Hywel: "Shush."
Fanta: "You don't know what that horse was saying"
Asmodeus : -He stops lying on his lap, and huddles to himself on the couch.-
Hywel: "Fanta."
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Fanta: "It's a fucking cunt"
Fanta: ((Gtg soon
Jäger Leyline: whats wrong kid?
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: ((Asmodeus Ex Machina
Asmodeus : "Nothing."
Hywel: "Jesus."
ghostriel: welp
Jesus Syphon: [s]"Yes?"[/s]
ghostriel: [i]welp[/i]
Jäger Leyline: whyd you huddle over by yourself then?
Hywel: -gdi.-
Asmodeus : "...Just used to it. Being alone."
ghostriel: Ghostriel floats into the bar.
Jesus Syphon: "Hey."
Jäger Leyline: well things are different here
Asmodeus : -He starts fading away from vision cause I assume that the spell would go away when Avanne leaves.-
Asmodeus : "Ok-"
Jesus Syphon: rip
Asmodeus : -And he's gone.-
Jäger Leyline: shit
ghostriel: "...wait what?"
Asmodeus : -I assume ghost riel can see him,-
Jesus Syphon: Aw now Ghostriel must be thinking they just killed a gost
Asmodeus : -Or maybe not, who knows.-
Jäger Leyline: well youre still here right kid
ghostriel: yes I assume he can see him too
Avanne: He's still touchable, but not visible.
Asmodeus : -He gets up, and makes a little smiley face of cold on Jäger's chest.-
Jesus Syphon: Brb
Asmodeus : -And actually touches him.-
Asmodeus : "..."
ghostriel: looks at the other ghost gote. "...Hey."
: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Asmodeus : "Hello."
: ((Jäger: get the fuck off i'm not gay
Avanne: The visibility spell is ranged. Touchability is not.
Jäger Leyline: shivera
Owl: ((Jager: Unbuttons Shirt
ghostriel: "...Wait, can he see you?" He points to Jager.
Owl: ((Bread: -elevel-
Asmodeus : "No,"
Owl: ((Jager: -retcon that
ghostriel: "But you can touch him."
Asmodeus : "He could before. A Mage did a spell."
ghostriel: "oh."
Asmodeus : "And he could see feel and hear me."
Fellby: peers at Jager. "You're cold, huh?"
Jäger Leyline: kid can you like use a pen and paper
ghostriel: "..."
Jäger Leyline: chilled fireman
ghostriel: He floats into a wall. Or, through it.
Avanne: rushes back in, casts a nonranged visibility spell on Asmodeus, then runs out.
ghostriel: "..."
Avanne: realized their goof.
ghostriel: "Wait, were they the mage?" Referring to Avanne, obviously
Asmodeus : "...Yeah."
Asmodeus : "Hey again, sir."
Jäger Leyline: hey kid
ghostriel: floats over to Asmodeus, looking at Jager
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Fellby: "Oh, the ghost.."
Jäger Leyline: makin me chilly kid
ghostriel: "..."
Asmodeus : "Soery."
Asmodeus : -He "Sits" on the couch, and looks around.-
Jäger Leyline: its cool
ghostriel: He just floats above the couch.
Jäger Leyline: drew a smily face on me?
Asmodeus : -He nods/-
Jäger Leyline: plus I can get fellby to warm me up
Fellby: winks.
Jäger Leyline: finger guns back
Asmodeus : "...What was that?"
Fellby: already burnt some of his clothes away on accident.
ghostriel: "...Interesting."
Jäger Leyline: that? it was two guys having fun
Asmodeus : "...I don't get it."
Fellby: strides over to Jager and sits down next to him.
ghostriel: "I haven't had fun in a while."
: Avanne [Avanne] is now Schyroton [Schyroton].
Jäger Leyline: thanks fellby
Schyroton: enters the bar. "Hhi."
Jäger Leyline: heu
Fellby: "Oh hey, Schyro."
Jäger Leyline: hey bud*
Schyroton: waves to Fellby and Jager, then sees Asmodeus. "...Um. Hhi."
ghostriel: He waves at Schyro.
Schyroton: Hhi.
Schyroton: ...Ii'm Schyroton. Iiit's nice ttto meet yoyou.
Schyroton: smiles awkwardly.
Jäger Leyline: leans on fellby
Fellby: puts his arm over Jager's shoulder.
Asmodeus : "Hi."
Jäger Leyline: ohh toasty
Asmodeus : -He scoots a little away from Jager and Fellby.-
CryingEevee OOC: ((look into my eyes and it's easy to see; one and one make... three.))
Fellby: "Mmmh, well... I'm good at what I do."
: (( how cute~ ))
Asmodeus : "...What does that mean?"
Schyroton: ..Ddon't ask.
Fellby: "It's not for kids."
ghostriel: "..."
Asmodeus : "..."
Asmodeus : "Is it a sex thing?"
Asmodeus : -He doesn't fully understand what it is forgive him.-
Asmodeus : -But he's bound to come across it.-
Fellby: "... First of all, dear lord, and second of all, yes."
Asmodeus : "...Okay."
Jäger Leyline: nothing you need to worryy about
Schyroton: winces a bit, trying to not seem as uncomfortable as he is.
Asmodeus : "Sorry."
Asmodeus : -He knows a lot about being uncomfortable. And directed that towards Scyro.-
: Schyro*
Schyroton: ...Jjust... plplease don't menntion that.
Jesus Syphon: Back
Asmodeus : "Sorry."
Jesus Syphon: He seemed to zone out for a bit.
Schyroton: is a lot less stable after recent events.
Jesus Syphon: And remains to be seeming to.
Schyroton: Iit's fine...
Schyroton: Um... Ii don't ththink I got yourr name.
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Jäger Leyline: so Fellby never got to thank you for saving my hide back when the demon knight rolled around
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Asmodeus : "Asmodeus."
Asmodeus : "...I can't normally be seen. I
Schyroton: Iit's nice tttto meet you.
Asmodeus : 'm a ghost."
Schyroton: ...Oh.
Schyroton: ...
Schyroton: Yyeah, Ii... underststand,
Asmodeus : "Nice to meet you."
Schyroton: gives a kind smile.
Asmodeus : -No reaction.-
Schyroton: ..........
Asmodeus : -He seems to smile when touching people, or other things he hasn't done in a while.-
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Schyroton: ...Sso, um. Hhow did yoyou, uh, beccome less... iinvivisible?
Jäger Leyline: Fellby?
Fellby: "Hm? Oh yeah, I remember that."
Asmodeus : "A mage."
Schyroton: Iif ththat's okay tto ask.
Schyroton: Oh, ccool...
Schyroton: Ththat's reallly cool.
Jäger Leyline: any way I can pay you back?
Asmodeus : "They seem really nice."
Asmodeus : "You do too."
Fellby: "Well, do you have any ideas?"
Schyroton: Cue the steam jets. "Oh, ththththanks..."
Jäger Leyline: depends what your looking for?
Jesus Syphon: ((quick say an environment
Fellby: "Well, I have talents outside the bed."
Schyroton: ((tundra
Jesus Syphon: ((ty
Jäger Leyline: need a sparring partner?
Fellby: "Not particularly."
Jäger Leyline: bartender?
Fellby: "I am the bartender."
Jäger Leyline: back up?
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Fellby: "There's more then one grillby in that place, you know."
Schyroton: goes to sit on the couch, bumps into Asmodeus, and steps back. "Ssssorry..."
Jäger Leyline: ....I got access to a mountain house and natural springs
Schyroton: Waiit...
Fellby: "Dude, if that's your private residence, no."
Fellby: "I have no use for a spring anyway."
Schyroton: Yyou're corrporeal?
Jäger Leyline: well then.....well just I dunno
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Fellby: "It's fine, you don't need to repay me."
Jäger Leyline: well Ill just be your friend then
Jäger Leyline: first few rounds are on me then
Fellby: smiles. "Good."
Schyroton: seems shocked, amazed, and confused.
Jäger Leyline: and if you want we can have some fun
Fellby: "Oh, I'd be more than happy to supply that as well...
Fellby: "Maaaybe later, but hey."
Jäger Leyline: yeah later
: High Feast Laharl [Owl] is now High Feast Laharl [Literally Satam].
Fellby: "Also, ask your girlfriend before you do that. I'm not helping you cheat."
Fellby: ((literally sonic satam
Literally Satam: "Hey, anyone here know where I can find Hitler?"
Literally Satam: "He still owes me money."
Schyroton: ((that's no good!
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Schyroton: ...
Asmodeus : -He's listening to conversations.-
Literally Satan: Satan is watching year old jontron in Hell.
Jäger Leyline: she allows me to be with othersz
: Sonic: (( Radical ))
Fellby: "Alright then."
Jäger Leyline: plus shed find this hot
Schyroton: asked Asmodeus a question after bumping into him.
Jäger Leyline: pun intended
Asmodeus : -He "Walks" over to Schyro, "Taking a seat" There.-
Fellby: glances at Schyro occasionally.
Schyroton: ...
Asmodeus : -Retcon whoops.-
Asmodeus : "The mage did it."
Jäger Leyline: has been talking low
Schyroton: Ohh my god.
Fellby: "Mmmh, alright, babe, whenever you're ready."
Asmodeus : "...I still phase through objects,"
Schyroton: Ththat's... thaaat's amazing!
: .*
Schyroton: Oh...
Schyroton: But stiiill!
Jäger Leyline: sadly not today
Jäger Leyline: but you wanna go skeet shooting soon?
Literally Satan: "Like, seriously."
Asmodeus : -He nods.-
Fellby: "Is that a metaphor?"
Literally Satan: "Him and his posse of alternate hitlers."
Asmodeus : "Pretty cool."
Literally Satan: "THey all owe me money."
Jäger Leyline: err no
Schyroton: Ii know!
Schyroton: is beaming.
Jäger Leyline: I mean with a shotgun and clay pigeons
Fellby: "... Hm. I'll think about it."
Asmodeus : "...Wish I had a body though."
Schyroton: ...
Schyroton: [sub][sup]Iii can relaate...[/sup][/sub]
Schyroton: was barely audible.
Asmodeus : "...Hmm?"
Schyroton: Iii said ththat woulld be great.
Jäger Leyline: lays on Fellby
Barchar: is doing that thing where she makes it so people can't notice her again.
Jäger Leyline: so hows the casino business?
Barchar: kinda doesn't wanna break it. She finds this amusing.
Asmodeus : "It would."
Schyroton: Yyeah...
Schyroton: sits on the couch.
Fellby: smiles. "Doing wonderfully. We bring in around 10,000 a day, most of which goes to feeding the employees."
Schyroton: ...
Jäger Leyline: damn
CryingEevee OOC: ((there's an alternate universe where every member of CaU is literally hitler))
Fellby: "But it's fine, I do turn a profit."
Jäger Leyline: making a killing?
Jesus Syphon: Hi CE
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Fellby: "In a way, yes."
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CryingEevee OOC: ((ok. i think stuff stopped being borked))
Fellby: "I get enough money to live a pretty good lifestyle."
Asmodeus : -He leans on Schyro. Are they hard and metaly?-
Jesus Syphon: lenny
Jäger Leyline: you got a family right
Schyroton: Yes he is, but he's also warm and somehow not... uncomfortable.
Fellby: "Yeah, I've got a kid and I'm gonna marry muffet."
CryingEevee OOC: ((so, i found a yugioh deck that doen't have any monsters in it at all, and it's pretty fun from what i've played against my friend))
Schyroton: ...Oh... hhey.
Muffet: speakin' of which. Here come dat spoider
Schyroton: Hhi Muffet.
Fellby: "Speaking uf which, there she is!"
Jesus Syphon: He snaps back to reality. This time, the wine bubbles disappear rather than pop, though they almost exploded. "...Hey."
Jäger Leyline: hey muffet
Muffet: "Oh, hello Schyroton." she sat next to Fellby. "And hello, cheri."
Jesus Syphon: Fellby cures paralysis? /s
Schyroton: ((HAH
Asmodeus : "You feel.. weird."
Fellby: is getting laid on by Jager.
Jäger Leyline: yep
Muffet: "...Hm. Schyro, cheri." she shook her head. "Well, anyway, hello."
Asmodeus : -He seems happy saying that.-
Schyroton: ...Oh...
Muffet: "I see you got yourself a mark, as it were."
Schyroton: Sssorry? Ii ththiink?
Fellby: "Yeah, I do."
Schyroton: is being laid on by a goat ghost kid.
Schyroton: Well, leaned on.
Muffet: "Congratulations."
Fellby: smiles, winking at Muffet.
Jäger Leyline: yawns
Asmodeus : "Like... Metal. But comfortable."
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh d00d jerma vid))
Literally Satan: "AzazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazaTHIS GOES ON FOR AN HOUR AND A HALFaazazazazazel."
Jäger Leyline: gonna take a nap
Literally Satan: "You know where the hitler squad is?"
Schyroton: ...Wwell... Ii am metal...
Fellby: "Mmkay."
Asmodeus : "But warm and comfortable."
Jäger Leyline: snuggles on Fellby and sleep cuz rper has work
Fellby: ...
Schyroton: ...Ththat's... um. Ththanks?
Muffet: "Careful cheri, don't get too intimate. It would suck if you fell in love before we have the chance to have a marriage to scandalously ruin."
Literally Satan: ((GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
Jesus Syphon: ?
Literally Satan: ((NEW WATSKY SONG
Jesus Syphon: Oh boy
Fellby: snorts. "Please, baby, my heart only belongs to you."
Jesus Syphon: Wait don't listen to it yet
Jesus Syphon: If you listen to it on the next boss fight
Jesus Syphon: We will crit
Jesus Syphon: Every single time
Literally Satan: [url=http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=42fitHaHTRU#Watsky-_Brave_New_World_ft._Chaos_Chaos_%5Bx_Infinity%5D]THE NEXT BOSS FIGHT IS IN LIKE TWO WEEKS FUCK THAT[/url]
Barchar: (holy shit it's ACTUALLY live action)
Barchar: (how is this gonna work)
Jesus Syphon: eh
Asmodeus : -He's holding onto Scyro's arm, kinda just feeling it.-
Schyroton: It has ridges, because it's sectioned.
Asmodeus : "Hmm."
Schyroton: ...Yyou... havenn't fefelt thiings in a whiiile, Ii assume?
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Jäger Leyline: heart belongs to BC
Muffet: muffet thumps his chest gently. "Hm. Yes, sounds like it."
CryingEevee OOC: (("pelican jerry seinfeld"))
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Literally Satan: ((This video for Brave New World
Literally Satan: ((Is trippy as hell
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Yazan [Yazan].
Fellby: chuckles, shifting out from beneath Jager and snuggling with Muffet.
Muffet: DE-NIED
Muffet: she snuggles back. Happy spoder.
Asmodeus : -He shakes his head.-
Schyroton: Ii get it.
Literally Satan: ((Flame are you watching this musical outfit shit
Barchar: she pops back in to visibility
Barchar: (what?)
Schyroton: !
Barchar: (I'm watching the herma rumble)
Fellby: "Oh man you were here the entire time."
Jesus Syphon: "Hey."
Barchar: "Hi."
Schyroton: jumps a bit. "Shshit, uh. Hhi."
Barchar: "Yup."
Schyroton: ((brb
CryingEevee OOC: ((WE GOT GLUEMAN))
Barchar: "It was hard not to laugh to break it."
Literally Satan: ((WAIT
Literally Satan: ((IS THERE A NEW JERMA
CryingEevee OOC: ((YES))
Barchar: (DUDE)
Barchar: (JUST)
Barchar: (WATCH IT)
Fellby: "... So you know."
Literally Satan: ((HOLY SHIT
Literally Satan: ((NEW WATSKY AND NEW JERMA IN THE SAME DAY
Barchar: (THE SPECIAL PROJECT)
Barchar: "I'd know whether I was here or not, Fellby."
Fellby: "... Ah."
Fellby: "So you're okay with it?"
Barchar: "But yeah, I do."
Barchar: "Duh."
Barchar: "Otherwise I'd have showed up."
Barchar: (Pelican Jerry Seinfeld is my new rock band)
: Yazan's connection timed out.
Barchar: (CARL GRIFFINSTEED)
Fellby: "Yeah, I'd have kicked his ass if he was lying to me."
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CryingEevee OOC: ((oh dood, we should go on the watch2gether))
Barchar: "I think that's what he's looking for, darling."
CryingEevee OOC: ((anyone else wanna?))
Fellby: ((I'm watching a stream rn
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, so i guess we'll just watch it separately))
Barchar: (TOO BUSY WITH JERMA)
Barchar: (OH MY GOD THAT GLUEMAN COSTUME IS ACTUALY GOOD)
Asmodeus : -He continues feeling Schyro's arm.-
CryingEevee OOC: ((that's what i was suggesting we would watch together))
Barchar: (oh)
: Yazan's connection timed out.
CryingEevee OOC: ((tri, flame, whaddya say?))
Literally Satan: ((FUCK YOUTUBE ISNT WORKING
Literally Satan: ((I CANT WATCH THE JERMA
Jesus Syphon: ((sure i guess
Jesus Syphon: ((rip
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Jesus Syphon: ((i don't actually know what jerma is but
Barchar: (MAYBE A WATCH2GETHER WOULD LAHARL)
Barchar: (oh)
Barchar: (well)
Barchar: (this is not for people who don't know who jerma is)
Jesus Syphon: ((oh okay
CryingEevee OOC: ((https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/cau-ra4imf0xh8jk45rw
CryingEevee OOC: ((das the link))
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Schyroton: ((back
Jesus Syphon: ((wb
Fellby: "Mmh, I'm more in the mood for my ass to..." He glances as Schyro, and lowers his voice. "Get pounded."
Schyroton: ...Oh...
Horse: guess who's back
Schyroton: ...
Barchar: she shrugs
Schyroton: Ii have bettter hearing ththan you ththink.
Fellby: "Shit."
Schyroton: Yyou're tennn feet away frfrom me.
Fellby: "Sorry!"
Horse: A horse walks into the bar
Fellby: "Hey buddy, why the long face?"
Schyroton: Iit's... Ii forgigive you. Ii just... ggh.
Jesus Syphon: "...Hey?"
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Horse: "..."
Schyroton: Felllby ththat was tterible.
Barchar: "I can read lips from anywhere, for the record."
Barchar: "......."
Barchar: "Fellby, I swear to god."
Horse: The horse walks up to fellby
Fanta: "..."
Jesus Syphon: "..."
Horse: that was him
Fellby: "..."
Schyroton: ...Yyou're goiing to geget wrecked.
Horse: "..."
Asmodeus : -He hugs Schyro.-
Jesus Syphon: "Uh."
Schyroton: !
Barchar: "..."
Fellby: "Um."
Muffet: "Come on. What are you going to do. Hoof it."
Horse: "You're a failure as a father and a husband"
Horse: he walks out
Jesus Syphon: "What the fuck."
Barchar: "MUFFET WHY"
Muffet: "Pff, What does he know?"
Schyroton: puts three hands over his mouth,
Fellby: "..."
Jesus Syphon: "But I don't understand."
Jesus Syphon: "Why that would happen."
Fellby: "Wow, what was his damage?"
Jesus Syphon: "Why does this happen."
Horse: there is now a horse outside the house
Fanta: she's got a gun
Schyroton: uses one arm to hold Asmodeus, instinctively.
Colton: he does not have anything like that
Schyroton: ((colton .45
Asmodeus : "I was right. You're nice."
Schyroton: ...Ththanksss.
Horse: the horse is staring at cltion
Schyroton: Ii...
Colton: "...Hiiiiiiii?"
Fanta: "I swear to god"
Schyroton: wraps all his arms around Asmodeus. "Ii needed that."
Colton: is now cltion
Horse: "..."
Fanta: "Colton don't touch the horse"
Jesus Syphon: "...I dunno why I'm here if random shit happens and I'm getting nothing done."
Jesus Syphon: "I have little to do, I guess."
Colton: "Okay"
DamnDude: [[ "That's my horse" ]]
Fanta: "That horse is a jerk"
Asmodeus : "Don't mention it."
Colton: "Alright"
Asmodeus : "I needed it too."
Fanta: 2 minutes later
Colton: 'I came here to get away from crazy'
Fanta: has a gun at the horse's head
Colton: 'why'
Asmodeus : -Again, the scar is showing, in case Schyro wants to hear his short life story.-
Fanta: "Say that again motherfucker"
Fanta: "Say it again"
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Fellby: sighs, stretching out a little. "So that was weird."
Muffet: "Incredibly."
Jesus Syphon: "Yeah."
Muffet: "That horse couldn't be more wr-well. Maybe a bit. But still."
Schyroton: ((...i have come to the realization that the man who tried to kill three people via arson(and a fire blanket) and managed to kill three unrelated people in the process is the nicest person i have ever roleplayed
Schyroton: ...
Jesus Syphon: ((who was that
Schyroton: Iis ththat aa scar?
Jesus Syphon: ((also wow
Schyroton: ((schyro
Jesus Syphon: ((o
Asmodeus : "Yeah. It's how I died."
Schyroton: ...Oh.
Schyroton: Ohh you're. Ththat kind of ghhost.
Schyroton: Ii was aa little connfused for a minnute.
Fellby: ((i'm still laughing at the fact that a good way to kill fellby is to smother him
Fellby: ((can you imagine
Schyroton: ((muffet: you get me wet, honey ;) fellby: please stay away then im only 30 im too young to die
Barchar: (wow that uh)
Fellby: ((fellby: "so you're spending the night?" schyro: "yyeah let me get my security blanket" fellby:"... do you think i'm a goddamn fool"
Barchar: (hoo boy)
Fellby: ((he's not 30 YET
Schyroton: ((almost
Fellby: ((he'll be turning 30
Fellby: ((in october
Schyroton: ((oh nice
Schyroton: ((spoopy
Jesus Syphon: o yeah, is smol 18
Muffet: spooooooooks
Schyroton: ((two days
Jesus Syphon: neato
Schyroton: ((though schyro wouldnt ever stay at the flamesman-arachne house but
Acastus: "I was shot."
Asmodeus : -NO-
Schyroton: Oh...
Asmodeus : -THAT WAS HIM.-
Jesus Syphon: rip acastus
Fellby: ((i was describing the night schyro attempted to murder fellby
Schyroton: ((o
Schyroton: ((no, he snuck into his roomand put a fire blanket on his bed
Muffet: wait wghat
Barchar: mnm when did this happen
Asmodeus : -He explains the rest.-
Schyroton: ((5 years ago
Fellby: ((fellby: "oh my god guys seriously"
Schyroton: Ddamn.
Asmodeus : -He nods.-
Schyroton: Ththat's... hollly shit.
Schyroton: holds Asmodeus closer, like a father holding a scared child.
Fellby: ((fellby only uses really light blankets
Fellby: ((like, a normal person would still be fucking freezing using these blankets
Asmodeus : -He had hugged a little tighter over the explaination.-
Muffet: as such, they don't use the same blanket too often
Schyroton: seems to be in pain. He can relate to some of tgis.
Fellby: -He's kind of made of literal fire anyway so he keeps things toasty-
Muffet: fair point
Asmodeus : "Are you alright?"
Schyroton: ...Ii'm fine.
Barchar: ("HE JUST THREW A SHITTY CG FIREBALL AT JERMA)
Asmodeus : "No you aren't."
Schyroton: ((imagine someone accidentally almost smothered fellby during sex
Schyroton: ...Ii'm not.
Fellby: ((he starts to yell if that happens
Fellby: ((and heats up
Asmodeus : 'What's wrong?"
Schyroton: Lllook, I've beeeen through ththings that aaare simillar to that...
Asmodeus : -He nods.-
Schyroton: ((i like how he has a plan
Barchar: (Gotta have a safeword amirite)
Fellby: ((if things really go to shit he has a lighter to rekindle him at the side of his bead
Schyroton: ...I'm not iiin ththe best state riight niw... fffforgive me.
Schyroton: (good
Asmodeus : -He leans his head on his chest, and sits on their lap.-
CryingEevee OOC: ((dicks out for winston))
Jesus Syphon: ...
Jesus Syphon: [i]sigh[/i]
Barchar: (dicks out for winston)
Schyroton: holds the ghoast kid close. "Ththannks... sorrry about ththis."
: ((My dick is out for harambe))
: ((You can't have your dick out for more than one))
Barchar: (yes you can)
Jesus Syphon: calling /u/DoubleDickDude so he can have both dicks out
Asmodeus : "Don't be."
Schyroton: ((sterling has two dicks
Jesus Syphon: calling Sterling so they can have both dicks out
Schyroton: ((sterling: dicks out for double penetration
Jesus Syphon: calling all Penis type Pokemon
Asmodeus : "I'm happy you're being so nice."
Asmodeus : "And that I can feel you."
Asmodeus : "And that you can feel me, and hear and see me."
Schyroton: Ii'm happy ththat Ii'm making yyou happpy.
Asmodeus : -He smiles brightly all of the sudden.-
Asmodeus : "It's like I'm actually sitting down."
Fellby: ((i almost slid off my chair
Jesus Syphon: rip
Schyroton: smiles back. This is a pure moment.
Barchar: she also smiles at Asmodeus
Barchar: god, she knew the feeling
Schyroton: ((me, about the man who killed three people in an attempt to kill three different people: he is pure
Asmodeus : -He jokingly says "You know how much of a pain it is to float over a seat perfectly to give the illusion of sitting?"-
Literally Satan: I didn't know Avanne was in Jerma Rumbler
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Schyroton: Yyes.
: (( i like
Barchar: "Yes."
Asmodeus : "Suuuucks."
Schyroton: Ii know!
: (( I almost hit a wall on my bike in front of a crowd of people
Asmodeus : -He's still smiling brightly.-
Schyroton: ((oh my god are you ok
Fellby: relaxes... and almost slides off the couch.
Jesus Syphon: oh no
Barchar: (okay it's not avanne)
: (( yes but I have a feeling my bike is fucked
: (( rip
Jesus Syphon: rip
Jesus Syphon: glad you're okay though
Schyroton: reaches an arm out to grab Fellby's arm, pulling him back up.
: (( rip bicycle 2014-2016
: ((God I hate these Truth ads))
Fellby: "Thanks."
: ((They message is good))
Jesus Syphon: mfw can sprite ores, tries to sprite creature, is complete shit
Muffet: she scrambles for it too
Schyroton: Nno problem.
: ((But goddamn are they cringey))
Literally Satan: ((THE MAGICIAN IS LITERALLY AVANNE
Literally Satan: ((WELL, IT MIGHT BE MV
Schyroton: ((ok, link me to it
Literally Satan: ((SEEING AS HOW THEY JUST FUCKING PULLED PEOPLE'S ORGANS OUT OF A HAT TO KILL THEM
Fellby: "Okay, note to self, don't freaking do that."
Schyroton: ((i gotta watch this thing-- thats avanne as fuck
Schyroton: Yyeah.
Barchar: (only if you watch jerma mv)
Asmodeus : "Are you a ghost?"
Barchar: (otherwise 95% of this will just be literal nonsense)
CryingEevee OOC: (("you may have just been able to see his dick"))
Barchar: "I am."
Asmodeus : -To Schyro.-
Schyroton: ((i dont but i need to see it
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Schyroton: Ii... was?
Asmodeus : -And whoever else wanted to answer.-
Asmodeus : "Hmm."
Schyroton: Iit's been a lllong time.
: Yazan's connection timed out.
Asmodeus : "Ah."
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Asmodeus : -He's still smiling a lot.-
Schyroton: is still smiling back.
: Yazan's connection timed out.
Asmodeus : "I really like you."
Barchar: "D'awww." she smiled
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Asmodeus : "I like you too, Barchar."
Schyroton: Ththannks, um... Ii like yyou too. Yyou might be ththe persson who's gaiined my trtrust the ffastest.
: Yazan's connection timed out.
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Barchar: (DICKS OUT FOR WINSTON)
Barchar: (RIP WINSTON)
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Asmodeus : 'Yeah?"
: (no)
Asmodeus : 'Well, I trust you too."
: (( winston is not worthy enough ))
Barchar: ([i]FUCK YOU BLOO[/i])
: ((0/10 would not fuck))
Fellby: seems to be drifting off a little.
Muffet: "Cheri?"
: (( I'm going to make a loud and scary shitpost
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Literally Satan: ((THE MAGICIAN FLIPPED ME OUT
Literally Satan: ((AVANNE IRL
Asmodeus : "You're nice. Really nice. I'm not used to it, but I love it."
Fellby: "Hm? oh, sorry."
Barchar: (that was the fucking best)
Literally Satan: ((Jerma is a wondrous human being
Asmodeus : "Sorry if I'm kinda just... I dunno. Plain. Doesn't express much."
CryingEevee OOC: ((that was amazing))
CryingEevee OOC: ((worth the weight))
Schyroton: Iit's fine.
Schyroton: Ththannks for thiis.
Asmodeus : "No problem. Thanks to you, too."
Schyroton: grins, teeth showing. He's also whirring.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i am like, actually kinda worked up from that))
Barchar: (lenny?)
Asmodeus : "I like your design, too."
: (( oh my~ ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh shut up bloo))
: Yazan's connection timed out.
Jesus Syphon: ((from the dicks out?
Schyroton: Oh, um... ththanks... Ii desiigned most of iit myseself...
Jesus Syphon: ((yes, a result of dicks out is worked up
Asmodeus : "Good job, Schyro."
Fellby: ((dicks out for ce
Schyroton: Ththanks...
Barchar: (they should have had the froot loops pelican)
Barchar: (gotta have some cereal characters in a jerma rumble)
Asmodeus : -He's got the constant appearance, as if he was crying prior. But he's smiling.-
CryingEevee OOC: ((i was always wondering after jerma rumble 3 if we'd get another one. this one did not disappoint.))
Literally Satan: ((Where the fuck was Captain Crunch
Literally Satan: ((I need my Cornelius Crunch
CryingEevee OOC: ((i dunno, i was really hoping for him to be under that ring))
Schyroton: uses one arm totry to wipe the tears.
Asmodeus : -They don't go away.-
Barchar: (I'm never gonna get over fooling you ALL)
Barchar: (YOU GOT FUCKING REKT BY CAPTAIN CORNELIUS CRUNCH)
Jesus Syphon: ?
Schyroton: ...Oh.
Asmodeus : -And no tears are on his hand.-
Schyroton: ((HE'S STILL A COMMANDER
Asmodeus : "...Hmm?"
Schyroton: ...Ii thought you wwere cryiing.
Literally Satan: The anydoor busts open
: High Feast Laharl [Literally Satan] is now High Feast Laharl [??].
Asmodeus : "I was right before I passed out, and away."
Schyroton: jolts back.
Schyroton: Oh... um.
Schyroton: ....
Asmodeus : -He doesn't react.-
??: An announcer steps through
??: "Introduuuucing!"
Jesus Syphon: "..."
??: "Cornelius, Cornelius, Cornelius Cruuuuunch!"
Barchar: "Oh god no"
CryingEevee OOC: ((OH DOOD))
Fellby: "... Uh."
Jesus Syphon: "Hmm?"
Barchar: "Not again"
Schyroton: Aagain?
??: Captain Motherfucking Crunch dives through the door, and abruptly grabs Schyro around the waist.
??: "And it's time for his signature move!"
Asmodeus : "..."
Jesus Syphon: "Oh what the fucking..."
??: "The Crunchatize-Me-Captain!"
Schyroton: kicks Commander Crunch.
Asmodeus : "No."
Asmodeus : -He gets up.-
??: Schyroton is suplexed into the bar floor by a flying crunch.
Schyroton: Lllet go of me, asshole!
??: Before Crunch runs off.
Jesus Syphon: He casts Barrier around himself and Schy---rip
Fellby: "COMMANDER CRUNCH SOUNDS MORE BAD-ASS"
Jesus Syphon: ".."
Barchar: is the only one who remembered getting trapped by Captain Cornelius Crunch after i rekt u all and frisky got salty
Jesus Syphon: fuck, double-dot ellipses
Barchar: or maybe it was bloo
Barchar: idfk
Schyroton: looks pissed.
??: BC is the only one who worked her time in the crunch dungeon
Schyroton: ((i remember
??: Which is why she didn't get suplexed.
: High Feast Laharl [??] is now High Feast Laharl [].
Barchar: she got crunchatized
Schyroton: HOWW THE FUFUCK
Schyroton: DDID HE SSUPLEX
Asmodeus : "Are you okay?"
Jesus Syphon: "Jesus fucking christ."
Schyroton: AAA HALF TON ROBOT
Asmodeus : -He tries to help him up. Failing.-
Jesus Syphon: He casts Barrier over the anydoor. If some fucks want to enter they have to wait.
Schyroton: is in a hole in the ground.
Jesus Syphon: Or be strong enough to break the barrier.
Jesus Syphon: Which is fairly, though not ridiculously, strong.
Schyroton: was suplexed hard.
Asmodeus : "I'm sorry... I couldn't help..."
Schyroton: Iit's fine.
Fellby: "... Well that was something."
Barchar: she helps him up
Jesus Syphon: "I would pick you up but I have absolutely no means of doing so."
Schyroton: Nobbody expecccted it.
Muffet: "...His name is Cornelius?"
Schyroton: pushes himself out.
Fellby: "Yeah, you learn something new every day."
Schyroton: Hhe's not a rereal captttain.
Jesus Syphon: "Well, if something tries to enter now, my barrier will hopefully stop them."
Asmodeus : -He holds Schyro's hand.-
Jesus Syphon: "But considering how fucked up the shit that enters is I'm going to assume the barrier won't do anything."
Schyroton: 's head is covered in dirt. Meaning his hair is a bigger mess.
Schyroton: looks to Asmodeus and just smiles. "Ththanks."
Asmodeus : -He floats up a bit, and brushes his hair off, getting the dirt out.-
Asmodeus : -Grying to, anyways.-
: Trying*
Schyroton: You're gonna need a lot of fuckin work to do that.
Fellby: "I don't think he's legally allowed to be in any military."
Schyroton: Iit's fine.
: (( someone tell me what game this is http://i.imgur.com/lNqIO81.png
Schyroton: Ii can wawash iiit at hhome... or hhererere?
Asmodeus : -He keeps Fukin doing it then cause he wants to.-
Jesus Syphon: ((idk
Asmodeus : "Okay."
Schyroton: ...
Asmodeus : "But you don't need to have the dirt in it for now."
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's form a source game because crowbar))
Schyroton: Ii'lll ne riright back.
Jesus Syphon: By the way, I'm surprised at how much less meme characters there are
Jesus Syphon: I remember in Xyzzy
: (( more clues
Barchar: (hl2?)
Asmodeus : "Alright."
: (( yES
Jesus Syphon: Shrek would enter randomly and stuff like that
Barchar: (i did it)
Asmodeus : -He "Sits" on the couch.-
: (( time2 make more "what game is this ? ? ?" surveys
Barchar: that's cause less people are showing up
Schyroton: stands up, going to the bathroom. There's a sink in there that works well enough.
Jesus Syphon: true
Jesus Syphon: still though
Fellby: ((well, and it'd make things hard to get things done
Jesus Syphon: also true
: (( quick
Schyroton: walks into the door, opens the goddamn door, and exits. His hair is (mostly) clean.
: (( what was source based off of
Jesus Syphon: yes
Schyroton: ((gmod?
Asmodeus : -How long is his hair.-
: (( [i]no[/i]
CryingEevee OOC: ((gold source?))
Barchar: (gmod was made in source)
Barchar: (after hl2)
Schyroton: ((o
Barchar: (it's a mod OF hl2)
Fellby: kind of... leans on Muffet.
CryingEevee OOC: ((the first hald life's engine?))
: (( yes but what was gold source based off
Barchar: (that's why it's called Garry's MOD)
Jesus Syphon: hald life
CryingEevee OOC: ((the quake engine?))
Barchar: (no, half life was made in source)
Schyroton: Shoulder length, but it's curly as fuck, and straightened it would reach just above his waist.
: (( yes
Muffet: she is okay with this
Jesus Syphon: He leans on the couch.
: (( half-life was not made in source
Schyroton: ((im sorry
: (( half-life 2 was one of the first games made with source
Jesus Syphon: Is ok
Barchar: (wait what)
Schyroton: ((i dont know shit abt pc
: (( cs:s was the first iirc
Barchar: (but it has the source console)
Barchar: (huh)
: (( half-life 1 was goldsrc
Asmodeus : "Your hair would look nicer straight, I think."
Schyroton: ...Ii've tried.
: Hehehehe i'm a sadistic bastard
Jesus Syphon: ?
: Just mentioned Harleyquin Ichythyosis in passing and Tangy looked it up.
Jesus Syphon: oh
Barchar: wow
Asmodeus : "Have you?"
Fellby: ((oooh dear
: I didn't even INTEND for that.
Schyroton: takes a strand, pulls it down to his chest, and lets go. It springs back upimmediately.
Schyroton: Iit did not wwwork.
Schyroton: At alll.
Asmodeus : "Have you tried a hair straightener?"
Schyroton: Yyes.
Schyroton: Iit didnn't last more ththan fiive minutes.
Asmodeus : "Have you tried braiding it?"
Schyroton: [s]Nothiiing on me can bbbe ststraight.]
: ((Kek))
Schyroton: ((that was not said
Jesus Syphon: rip
: ((I know))
Schyroton: Ii did, iit just failled.
: (( schyro is literally like "square opening bracket s square closing bracket Nothiiing on me can bbbe ststraight.closing square bracket"
Asmodeus : "That's unfortunate."
Schyroton: pulls out a heavy duty rubber band and ties his hair back.
Schyroton: ((shut tf up
Jesus Syphon: ((oh
: ((ok sheesh
Asmodeus : "Does that work?"
Muffet: "...We should probably start scheduling things, huh?"
Schyroton: Ehh.
Schyroton: Iit does for a whiile.
Fellby: "Yeah."
Schyroton: Ththe band brreaks evenntually though.
: (( question 3 out of 106
: (( what the fuck did sierra entertainment do
Jesus Syphon: ((uh......
Jesus Syphon: ((that's familiar, but i don't remember what they have done
Fellby: ((what didn't they do
Barchar: (they made p-oint and click games i think)
Jesus Syphon: ((oh, looked it up and yeah
Barchar: (space quest?)
Jesus Syphon: ((yeah, also king's quest
: (( i mean
: (( what significant things did they do
Jesus Syphon: wasn't king's quest pretty big
Barchar: (king's quest is significant)
: (( yes
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
: (( question 4 out of 107
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Fellby: "Any idea of how big you want the wedding to be?"
: (( why is keemstar still getting hate
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Jesus Syphon: as far as i know
Jesus Syphon: he's a bitch
: ((because you are keemstar
: (( (please write a 6-sentence paragraph answer with correct spelling and grammar. failure to do so will result in an F)
Muffet: "Hmm..."
Jesus Syphon: okay going to do this
Fellby: ((how about no
: ((Keemstar is a big fat bitch he's the bigest bitch in the whole wild world
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Barchar: (He makes bad content. He makes bad content. He makes bad content. He makes bad content. He makes bad content. repeat 6 times.)
: ((You are Keemstar. Keemstar is a fucking bitch and he is a fucking shitlord. You are a shitlord as well. Fuck you, asshole. Wanna go bowling? I'll cave in your face with a bowling ball.))
: (( all of you get an F
Schyroton: ...
: ((but
: ((I did all of that
: (( fine
: (( D-
: ((but
Jesus Syphon: As far as I know, Keemstar is a bitch. I don't quite know how, but I have heard many bad things about him. I have heard his insults are shit, and that he says r2. Everything is cringy to him despite him being the cringe. Basically he's a fucking bitch. He's a bitch.
: (( TRI GETS AN A
Muffet: "Let's see. Schyroton...well. For moooost of it?"
Jesus Syphon: i did it reddit
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Muffet: "I think we all know it's inevitably going to end."
Barchar: (that's six sentences)
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: (( it was a joke you didn't have to write a 6-sentence paragraph
Barchar: (not 6 paragraps)
Jesus Syphon: paragraps
: (( question 5 out of 108
: (( does bruno mars is gay
Barchar: (yes)
Fellby: ((maybe
: (( (failure to correctly answer this question will result in death by neurotoxin)
Jesus Syphon: ((possibly
: ((THiS IS APERTURE
: ((THIS IS APERTURE
Schyroton: ((possibly
Barchar: (WE COULD HAVE DONE THE MALCOM IN THE MIDDLE THEME)
Jesus Syphon: ((the rumor come out
: ((TEST SUBJECTS DIE ONCE THEY'RE IN SIGHT
Barchar: (AND YOU ALL JUST)
Jesus Syphon: ((does bruno mars is gay?
: ((THIS IS APERTURE
Barchar: (FAILED)
: ((EVERYBODY HIT THE FLOOR
Jesus Syphon: ((i don't remember it that well
Fellby: "Well, we can see about keeping it safe until Scyro can leave."
: (( I asked Google if bruno mars is gay
: (( http://i.imgur.com/FYxD6CI.png
: (( That is what Google says
Jesus Syphon: (("you're not the boss of me now, you're not the boss of me now, you're not the boss of me now and you're not so big"
Jesus Syphon: (("life is unfair"
Jesus Syphon: that's what i remember
: (( Flame passes, all of you die of neurotoxin except Flame
Muffet: "At least mostly."
GLaDOS: (fitting)
Jesus Syphon: >how old is barack obama
: ((Bloo lied
Barchar: (Yes no, maybe, i don't know)
Fellby: ((yes *roundabout plays*
Barchar: (can you rePEAT THAT QUESTION)
: ((Witchhunt Bloo
: (( Question 6 out of 109
: https://www.reddit.com/r/jerma985/
Jesus Syphon: 109
: It's fucking INSANE
: (( Does Bruno Mars is Gay
: ((Fuck off
Barchar: (Yes)
: (( [u]does bruno mars is gay[/u]
Fellby: ((i want a root beer
Jesus Syphon: possibly
Jesus Syphon: fucking chime
Barchar: (yes)
: ((Fuck off
Jesus Syphon: now i want a root beer
Jesus Syphon: but we only have dr pepper
: (( I will spin a wheel to decide who passes
Fellby: nods. "Next question, do you want to just buy the cake?"
Fellby: ((HAHAAHA I CAN DRIVE
: ((TIL what it feels like to wear paper
Jesus Syphon: why did you wear paper
: (( i can drive
: ((I went to the doctah))
: ((And))
Muffet: "Hmm..."
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Muffet: "I don't think we need to dress it up TOO much. Maybe more than just a cake, though."
: (( Flame passes
: (( Will spin one more time
: ((I had to fucking take off my shirt and put on this environmental friendly patient shirt shitfuck thingie
Barchar: (yay)
Jesus Syphon: oh okay
Fellby: nods. "Enough cake to go around, at least."
: (( Tri passes
: ((The doctor was not in the room and he was not masturbating))
Muffet: "We do need to have cake, obviously."
: (( anyone who did not pass is now in negative point space
Schyroton: ...Yyou know Ii can babake a caake.
CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, what's going on? i'm playing yugioh))
Fanta: ((Am back
Jesus Syphon: hooray
: (( whoever reaches -15 is officially loses
Fellby: "Oh, that'd be wonderful, Schyro!"
: (( the 116-question quiz is starting
Schyroton: Hhow many pppeoplple?
Barchar: (hoo boi)
: (( ahem
: (( 20-minute intermission
Schyroton: Aapproximatelyy.
: (( while I prepare the quiz soundtrack and revise questions
: ((Anyways ah yes PMD is tomorrow
Fellby: "Mmmh..."
: ((Or well it should be tomorrow))
Jesus Syphon: sweet
: ((It depends))
Schyroton: ((i might be late tomorrow
Muffet: "...I thin 20 is probably our max? Probably less."
Jesus Syphon: i actually don't recall where we left off
: (( my fucking balisong trainer better be herE TOMORROW
Jesus Syphon: where did we leave off
: ((Gotcha))
Fellby: "Yeah, 20 sounds good."
: Drakon appears.
: You were fucking sleeping you ass
: "can you make that 21?"
Jesus Syphon: i was?
Muffet: "We only have so mch room."
Jesus Syphon: huh
: IC
Jesus Syphon: oh, well of fucking course but
Jesus Syphon: before that
Muffet: "...Who are you?"
Schyroton: Aalright. Ii'll make onne ththat can seserve 30, iin case anyboddy wants more.
: "your resident spybot"
Muffet: "I've never seen you before."
Muffet: "Can you even eat cake?"
: You fucking fucked Vantkrai over because I was giving you mercy
Fanta: is about to cap the hourse
Jesus Syphon: oh yeah
: Of not giving you a boring ass fight
: "well, I've seen you before. I can eat cake if I want to."
: Aka, I need new baTTLE MECHANICS
Fellby: "We're gonna have to do catering too..."
: "i cAN ASSIST"
: Also oh shit I still need to update stats
: Fanta [Fanta] is now ? [?].
: Fuckballs
Schyroton: Ththat, you shoullld never counnt on me for.
CryingEevee OOC: ((you know, since we freakin played dnd ic we totally could do fan fic night ic and it'd be just as justified))
Jesus Syphon: rip
: #worstdm
?: there's a presence in the bar
Muffet: "...I'm just now realizing that I'm a bloody baker."
Jesus Syphon: "..."
Schyroton: ((#bestdm
Muffet: "Why did we even question how to get a cake"
Jesus Syphon: "Do any of you sense something?"
: "the name's Drakon---Drakon Contreras"
Schyroton: Yyeah.
: "sure?"
Jesus Syphon: He takes out his staff.
: ((Hey guys
: ((6
Fellby: "..."
Jesus Syphon: grand
: ((No
Fellby: ((ma
: ((The /r/UT Asriel got two more waifus
Barchar: (6)
Jesus Syphon: grand
: ((After his suffer waifu died
: (( [i]Press 6 to congratulate Laharl[/i]
Barchar: (6)
Fellby: ((oh my lord
Jesus Syphon: 6 grand no ma, or 6 grand 6
: ((Also MV was #bestdm to me or Slarv
Schyroton: And... iis it alriright if Ii still make the cake? Ii want to ddo ththis for you twtwo.
Barchar: (666 gfd you fucking loser)
: ((I feel like i'm watching an early days version of Bread
: (('Cause Slarv is the best DM hands down
Schyroton: ((about chimera
Muffet: "Sure."
Jesus Syphon: also wow
: ((Ah
: (( [color=red]666 hail science[/color]
Jesus Syphon: bread you need to talk to them
Fellby: ((anyway ce, i'm totally down for ic fanfic night
Schyroton: Ththanks.
Jesus Syphon: ic fanfic would be amazing
?: ((Wait what
?: ((Ic fanfic
: (( ic fanfic i would watch
Jesus Syphon: yes
Jesus Syphon: someone reads a fanfic ic
?: ((Wtf is that
?: ((YES
: (( drakon just fetches fanfics
: (( because he is a robot
Schyroton: ((i'm ok with fanfic night but schyro sure as fuck wont be
?: ((SNOWFORT SUCCUBUS
Fellby: ((OH YEAH BABY
Jesus Syphon: WELL
: ((WHILE FRISK IS THERE
: (( drakon literally looks up a fanfiction and prints it out for someone read
?: ((YWP
Barchar: (snowfort succubus?)
: ((LET'S FUCKING DO IT
?: ((YEP
Barchar: (what is this)
: ((LET'S
Jesus Syphon: I GUESS
: ((FUCKING
: ((DO IT
?: ((HELL I CAN GET JERRY IN HERE HE WROTE THE DAMN THING
Schyroton: Shiiit.
: (( OW
Barchar: (what are you on about)
?: ((Ahem
Schyroton: I'm at seseven perrrcent.
Fellby: ((oh sweet innocent flame
?: ((Flame, back in the day
Fellby: "Oh no..."
: "need a charge?"
Jesus Syphon: [font=impact]D_O__I_T[/FONT]
?: ((We had a fanfic writer
Schyroton: runs out.
: ((Flame
Barchar: (ooh story time)
Jesus Syphon: oh shit flame
: "there's a tesla station out---oh"
Jesus Syphon: you don't know!?
: ((https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11633535/1/Nancy-X-Frisk-Snow-Fort-Succubus
Jesus Syphon: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy
CryingEevee OOC: ((i never read snowfort succubus but i certainly saw it))
: ((No need for explanations
Schyroton: fucking BOLTED.
: ((Read it
: (( i only got 2 seconds into snowfort succubus
?: ((I heard victor read it
?: ((He was sexy
Barchar: (am i in for a treat, or hell)
?: ((A treat
?: ((The first cau smutfic
: "well"
: Schyroton [Schyroton] is now ★Prismaton★ [Prismaton].
: "I think something's going to happen"
Fellby: "Okay, hm. Catering."
Jesus Syphon: "Yeah, I have a bad feeling."
: Frisky [] is now Frisky [Frisk].
?: ((I have a charactee I'm about to bring in that could read it
Fellby: "I think we should go for fancier food."
Barchar: (Guest: "That was dumb" Guest: "Write a gay fanfic")
?: "..x
: "you see"
Muffet: "I don't need to say what I want."
?: *"
: "Syphon and I know what the fuck is up"
Blake: fuck off X
Fellby: snickers. "Yeah, I'll get you snails like the french eat."
Jesus Syphon: "...You know my name?"
Jesus Syphon: "Do I know you?"
X:
Jesus Syphon: Going onto mobile
Muffet: "I will live with this."
: Jesus!Syphon [Jesus Syphon] disconnected.
[L]: [color=red]X what the fuck.[/color]
Blake: no u
[L]: [color=red][/color]
X:
Fellby: ((wait
Avanne:
X:
H: <"I felt it">
Fellby: ((is everyone okay with reading forboden fanfic here?
H: <"Crawling in my skin">
: (( idgaf ))
?: ((Yes
Barchar: (yeah it's fine with me)
: ? [?] disconnected.
Frisk: She steps into the bar, wearing the blue and purple striped sweater. Her wings are tucked into the sweater, so she at least looks somewhat normal in everyday society in her timeline. She goes over to the couch and sits down, crossing her legs.
: Drakon blinks, messing around with a strand of somebody's hair. "I know you, but you don't know me."
Avanne:
: "Hey."
Frisk: ((I'm fine with it
H: <"FEAR IS HOW I FALL">
: Jesus!Syphon [Jesus Syphon] joined chat.
: ★Prismaton★ [Prismaton] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].
: Jesus!Syphon [Jesus Syphon] disconnected.
Barchar: "Hi Frisk."
Fellby: ((okay 'cause i know there's minors in here so...
: Jesus!Syphon [Jesus Syphon] joined chat.
Frisk: "Heya."
MettatonSEX: enters the bar.
Jesus Syphon: Back
Barchar: (Sex really does not bug me at all)
Frisk: "Oh, hi Dad."
Barchar: (it's just a thing)
Fellby: ((i'm not sure if just reading a smutty fanfic is against the rules
: (( i am ever so unfazed by it ))
MettatonSEX: Hello... dad?
Jesus Syphon: He sighs and sits down.
Jesus Syphon: "...Oh, hey."
MettatonSEX: looks confused.
Frisk: ((I just realized
: (( quick move to an alternate site /s ))
Frisk: ((Metta doesn't know
Frisk: ((Metta: do you have a daddy kink?
MettatonSEX: ((its been MONTHS
Jesus Syphon: Rip
Fellby: ((AND HE DOESN'T KNOW YET
MettatonSEX: I'm kinkshaming, darling.
: "..."
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think it might be ill eagles to read lemons around minors))
Fellby: "Mettaton, please, it's normal to say dad."
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: "Back at it again, huh?"
Frisk: "Oh, uh.. No, I really am your daughter. I'm Frisk, I kind of got in a sticky situation and I look like this now."
MettatonSEX: ...Not if I have no idea who-- oh my god.
Barchar: "...Wait"
Frisk: "It's hard to explain, Papa and Schyro know, though."
Barchar: "I NEVER FUCKING TOLD YOU!?"
MettatonSEX: Oh my god I'm so sorry.
MettatonSEX: No.
Fellby: "... Wait, you didn't know?"
Barchar: she facepalms
Barchar: "Fuck."
: "Well, looks like something is certainly off."
Frisk: She shrugs. "I've dealt with it already."
MettatonSEX: Frisk I'm sorry, I had no idea.
Frisk: "Oh, it's fine."
Jesus Syphon: "I still feel strange."
Barchar: "I'm an idiot."
: "Something is about to happen."
: "I know it."
Jesus Syphon: "Dammit."
MettatonSEX: hugs Frisk close. "I missed you. I figured you were doing a ton of science and didn't want to bother you."
Frisk: She pauses, before hugging her [s]daddy[/s] father back. "Me too! It's okay, though. Really."
Barchar: (brb)
: "I have a theory."
: "Not a game theory."
Barchar: (i need to do dishes and maybe actually write some cause lol i do that sometimes???)
Jesus Syphon: "Hmm?"
Frisk: "What matters is that I feel fine."
: "But a theory----oh I just forgot, heh"
MettatonSEX: Good.
Jesus Syphon: "Oh."
Fellby: (("Did you do something wrong? YOU FUCKED ME you asshole!" - my favorite line from snowfort succubus
Frisk: ((Little does Metta know the horrors of Snowfort Succubus is coming upon us
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.
Frisk: She sighs. "So, how have you been, now that's out of the way?"
MettatonSEX: Well... shit's been going down.
Jesus Syphon: He gets comfortable but looks thoughtful.
Jesus Syphon: And*
: Yazan [Yazan] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Frisk: "That's not really surprising, considering what happened in that timeline last time."
Jesus Syphon: But?
Jesus Syphon: Eh.
: Drakon sinks into the couch, preparing himself for what is about to go down.
MettatonSEX: ((au where economic cau flushout
Jäger Leyline: wakes uo
Frisk: ((economic succubus
: (( how the hell is snowfort succubus just going to be introduced IC
Jesus Syphon: I still don't know that
Frisk: ((Slarv will be doing it
MettatonSEX: No, like, a lot.
Jesus Syphon: Paper gods h---oh
: ? [?] joined chat.
Fellby: ((only if fellby's the one laying the eggs /s
: "..."
: "A lot, eh?"
MettatonSEX: ((OH MY GOD
Jesus Syphon: wh
MettatonSEX: ((he boils the eggs in his ass
?: ((What do
Frisk: She blinks. "Um, what kind of stuff going down, though?"
Jesus Syphon: do
Jäger Leyline: ugh weird dream
CryingEevee OOC: ((let's not do fan fic night yet because it's not night enough, AND i'm yugiohing))
Frisk: ((Read Snowfort Succubus
: ? [?] disconnected.
Jesus Syphon: eh
: (( inb4 slarv can't do it
Jesus Syphon: inb4 s
Jesus Syphon: fuck
Fellby: "Oh hey, Jager. Welcome back to the land of the living."
Jäger Leyline: hey hot stuff
Jesus Syphon: "Hey."
Frisk: ((""Wow, you idiots done making out yet?" A familiar female voice chastises from the other side of the room, causing both of you to look over. "Chara?""
MettatonSEX: I just did a speech, Schyro and Gaster broke up, I'm emotionally anally fucked.
Jesus Syphon: Mfw cliffhanger and not continued
Frisk: ".. Oh god, that does sound horrible. I'm sorry."
Jäger Leyline: shit keyed in at the wrong time
MettatonSEX: Yyeah.
: (( "yyeah"
Frisk: Metta is Hella confirmed
Jäger Leyline: hows scyhro doing?
: (( tfw glitch
MettatonSEX: s
MettatonSEX: sh
Frisk: Hella dressed up in a Metta morphsuit
Jesus Syphon: "I'm gonna...go for a second."
MettatonSEX: ...
: (( "I'm Ssc-----Mettatatataton."
Jesus Syphon: He leaves through the normal door.
Jäger Leyline: that bad huh?
: "g'bye"
MettatonSEX: He's... ...less stable.
Jesus Syphon: He looks around.
Frisk: ((Oh, you touch my tra la la
Frisk: ((Ooh, my ding ding dong
Jesus Syphon: Nothing is seen probably.
Jäger Leyline: hopefully he just needs time
: ((THATS WHY SCHYRO CHANGED HIS NAME
: Drakon hums Hotline Bling.
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
: ((HE COULDN'T FINISH HIS OWN NAME WITHOUT GETTING METATATATATATTON
Fellby: "I think it's good Gaster ended the relationship now, rather than later."
MettatonSEX: ((oh my god
Frisk: "I hope he gets better eventually.."
Jäger Leyline: is likely still on fellby
: (( I just imagined Hellaton trying to say "Splatoon"
MettatonSEX: Yeah...
Frisk: "I really don't know what I can do."
: (( splatatatatatatatatatatatoononon\
Fellby: scooted away from Jager to hug his fiance but yeah.
MettatonSEX: ((schyro: splatatatatatatatasplatoon
Jesus Syphon: He reenters. "I'm unsettled."
Frisk: ((Gaster: holy shit my friendo that's bad
: (( schyro: you'rere aa kikikikid now
Frisk: ((Schyro: yyyyyou called meme frrrrriendo
: "Join the club, brother"
Frisk: ((Schyro: WWWWWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
: ((schyro: susususususususccccsucsuccc
Frisk: ((Gaster: oh fuck I'm sorry
MettatonSEX: ((ok you can stop now
Jäger Leyline: better than lying the whole time
MettatonSEX: Yeah...
: (( tfw she doesn't give you the susususususususccccsucsuccc
Frisk: ((Schyro: THTHESE WOWOUNDS CANNNNNNNOT HEHEAL
: (( oh my god
: ? [?] joined chat.
MettatonSEX: ((oh my god
Jesus Syphon: He sits on the couch, holding his staff.
: (( hellaton.exe; takes any string of text and just repeats half of the words 1-6 times
MettatonSEX: ((schyro doesnt glitch while singing. nobody knows why.
MettatonSEX: ((*schyroton.exe
Frisk: ((Nobody waves in the background
MettatonSEX: ((oh right
: (( i will gladly program schyroton.exe
Jäger Leyline: is sitting on the couch then
: (( LET THE BODIES HIT THE
?: the presence grows stronger
: (( FLFLFLFLFLFFLFLFOROROR
: ((Quick, hwo could you most fuck up the world
Jesus Syphon: "........."
: ((I would make it so that anything said after the word 'literally' comes true
: (( I would put speakers around the world
Jesus Syphon: Lava oceans
?: ((It's gonna suck having this character's first entrance be reading a smutfic but whatever
Jesus Syphon: Actually all water is lava
: (( I would make them so loud and play dog whistle sound 24/7
MettatonSEX: ((i'd make the floor actually lava
Frisk: "For some reason I feel like an inevitable plot point is going to happen anytime now."
: "Yes."
MettatonSEX: Mmhm.
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok. i may be done with yugioh. or not.))
: (( Just a high-pitched noise constantly playing
: (( No matter where you go
: (( Even indoors
Runner: "Hello Hello Hello!"
MettatonSEX: ...
Fellby: ((a legit wikihow article: http://www.wikihow.com/Get-over-Your-Fear-of-Slenderman
Runner: "Been a little while since I checked in!"
: "hey there~"
: ? [?] is now Alphys [Alphys].
Jesus Syphon: "Oh."
: "<3"
Jesus Syphon: "That's what's wrong."
Runner: "How's it going? You guys all dead yet? I dunno, someone broke my only camera."
Alphys: fades into the bar
Jesus Syphon: ""Neeeeevermind."
: "here it is"
Fellby: "... Sudden dinosaur!"
Jesus Syphon: "Hey."
: "[i]the plot point[/i]"
Frisk: Runner comes in while Slarv does his thing
MettatonSEX: ...Hello.
: Alphys [Alphys] is now Corphish [Corephys].
MettatonSEX: ...Oh.
Corephys: "..yo"
Frisk: "Oh, hi-- .. Oh."
CryingEevee OOC: ((but wasn't that B's?))
Jesus Syphon: Ooooooooooooooooooo
Corephys: ((Yeah
Jesus Syphon: Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit
MettatonSEX: It's you.
: Ooooooooooooooooooooooo
: (( Quick
Frisk: "I.. kind of remember you?"
: (( http://i.imgur.com/v9ECANA.png
: Do I need to drag out ACE kek
: (( What do you think was on Drake's mind at the time
CryingEevee OOC: ((clipboards))
Schyroton: ((one ace coming up /s
CryingEevee OOC: (("you may have just been able to see his dick"))
Corephys: "Hi Metta, it's been a while"
Frisk: (("I'm gonna finger you"
MettatonSEX: (( http://i.imgsafe.org/63cb63d05d.png
: ((https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11633535/1/Nancy-X-Frisk-Snow-Fort-Succubus
Fellby: ((http://www.wikihow.com/Get-over-Your-Fear-of-Slenderman
Corephys: ((01010000 01100001 01110101 01101100 00100000 01010100 00101110 00100000 01001000 01101001 01110011 01101111 01110111 01100001
Jesus Syphon: Can't clipboard
Frisk: (("Wow, you idiots done making out yet?" A familiar female voice chastises from the other side of the room, causing both of you to look over. "Chara?"
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Fellby: "... Whose this?"
Jesus Syphon: Is a thing
Frisk: ((Slarv is Zero I confirmed
: (( zero i is slarvath confirmed
Jäger Leyline: ....
Jesus Syphon: That will fuck me
Jesus Syphon: Rip Slarv
DamnDude: (( https://support.discordapp.com/hc/en-us/articles/210298617-Markdown-Text-101-Chat-Formatting-Bold-Italic-Underline- ))
MettatonSEX: Don't call me that.
Corephys: sighs
MettatonSEX: goes NEO.
DamnDude: [[ IT WAS A TRICK ALL ALONG ]]
Jesus Syphon: "What...?"
: "ah fuck"
Jesus Syphon: "What's going on?"
: Drakon momentarily considers noping out.
CryingEevee OOC: ((okay yeah, yugioh's done))
Jesus Syphon: He casts Barrier over himself.
Jäger Leyline: whoa whoa lets not.start a blood here
Corephys: "What are you doing that for?"
Jesus Syphon: Around*
Frisk: "Dad, calm down. She could of changed."
: He gets up and walks out of the bar and returns sometime later, holding a tactical shield and a bucket of popcorn.
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Fellby: "No really, who is this?"
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
Jesus Syphon: "Who are you?"
Corephys: "Alphys"
Jesus Syphon: "Okay. Hey."
: "fuck, my successor dated an Alphys"
DamnDude: [[ "Jesus Jesus" ]]
Frisk: ((It's funny because Slarv got it wrong
Fellby: "I can see you're Alphys but... ah, never mind."
Frisk: ((It's Corphys
Frisk: ((I came up with that
Corephys: ((Well
Jesus Syphon: Rip
: (( c is very close to v
: (( [i]very[/i] close
Corephys: ((There isn't much of a Corphys 1 anymore
Frisk: ((I also came up with Fanta
Frisk: ((True
MettatonSEX: I don't trust her.
Frisk: ((I also came up with Fuck Oprah's name
Jesus Syphon: "No idea what's going on."
: (( fuck oprah is of little importance nowadays
Corephys: looks kinda depressed at that
Frisk: "That's a good reason, but we need to see if she is a threat or not."
Jesus Syphon: Rip Fuck Oprah
: "so I am legally obliged to be slightly hostile towards any Alphys"
Frisk: "Right now, she looks okay."
Frisk: "If she tries something, it would be a good time to go NEO."
Corephys: "I expected you to be at least sorta happy to see me.. not try to kill me"
MettatonSEX: ((vaati, before learning to read english, accidentally rented fuck oprah
Frisk: ((When is Corphys going to whip out Snowfort Succubus
Jesus Syphon: He casts Barrier over Corphys. "Everyone calm down."
CryingEevee OOC: ((are we actually going to read snowfort succ ic?))
: (( did vaati learn anything from fuck oprah
Jesus Syphon: Probably yes
Corephys: ((Once I establish shit
: Drakon hides behind the shield. "Mhm."
Frisk: ((Alright good
Corephys: ((I haven't rped this fucker since the timeskip
Frisk: ((Don't do it instantly
MettatonSEX: ((that mettaton is kinky
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
CryingEevee OOC: ((aren't we not sure if it'll be bad because minors?))
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
: (( i don't think any of the minors here give a fuck
Corephys: ((PFFFFFF
Frisk: ((Minors jack off to porn, CE
CryingEevee OOC: ((okay, but we need dewt here))
CryingEevee OOC: ((he loves lemons))
Frisk: ((Why not this?
Jesus Syphon: Kek
Corephys: ((bring dewt in
Frisk: ((Don't fucking do it Tri
Corephys: ((Chat's already nsfw extereme
Jesus Syphon: I would but lolno
MettatonSEX: I am preparing.
Corephys: looks at MTT
Fellby: just... blinks.
Jesus Syphon: Actually I would not
Jesus Syphon: So ech
Corephys: "I missed you, y'know"
MettatonSEX: In case she tries DTM shit again.
Frisk: ((I will let you RP human/alternate versions of your characters after PMD ends for finished))
Frisk: ((Funsies
Fellby: "Wait, she... oh my god."
Jesus Syphon: Okay
Corephys: "..."
Frisk: ((Not finished
Varik: *varik is still just a soul in a jar if anyone was wondering*
Frisk: ((Fuck off autocorrect
Corephys: "I didn't do that shit and you know it"
Corephys: "Dad taught me better than that"
Frisk: Daddy~
: (( RP like
: (( as actual characters that are in the bar
: ITS SMOL ALPHYS
: AINT IT
Corephys: it is
Jesus Syphon: O boi
CryingEevee OOC: ((smorephys))
Jesus Syphon: Smore
Fellby: ((nummy
Corephys: daddy's favorite~
Frisk: ((After PMD ends, it probably wouldn't be your actual characters because
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Frisk: ((That would fuck shit up
Fellby: ((... don't vorephys the smorephys
Jesus Syphon: Yeh
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
: Elsewhere, Z shoves a crossbow bolt into the breaking carcass of a mettaton's body, marking a number off a list.
MettatonSEX: ...
: (( so
: Before abruptly seizing up
: (( human or alternate versions, you say
MettatonSEX: You're...
: "SMOL SAPPING MY DADDY!"
Corephys: "Hi"
Fellby: gets a feeling Gaster would recognize her.
Gaster: -He, however, is fine-tuning a prosthetic arm.-
MettatonSEX: Oh my god, I mistook you for someone else I'm sorry.
Frisk: ((After PMD ends
Corephys: "It's not the first time"
Jesus Syphon: He simply watches tensely.
MettatonSEX: goes EX.
Corephys: "Anyway.. got tired of the void, there's not much interesting there, and I'm past my edgy 'I just want to rest in peace' phase"
MettatonSEX: I thought you were a different Alphys. I'm sorry.
Corephys: "Yeah, I get it"
Barchar: "..."
Frisk: ((Before that it's strictly prohibited as to not fucking be like "HAH I'M OUTSIDE THE ARC FUCK YOU I'M GONNA MAKE DEWT X DARKRAI PORN AND--" Wait, that's the point of it))
Corephys: "You did the first time too"
Barchar: "Aren't you that bitch that fused with ACE?"
Frisk: ((Never fucking mind))
Corephys: "No"
Fellby: ((http://pad1.whstatic.com/images/thumb/d/d7/Get-over-Your-Fear-of-Slenderman-Step-3-Version-2.jpg/aid2284463-728px-Get-over-Your-Fear-of-Slenderman-Step-3-Version-2.jpg.webp
Barchar: "Okay."
MettatonSEX: Yeah... I'm sorry.
Frisk: "The void?"
Frisk: "Oh, right."
Frisk: "That."
Corephys: "Anyway, I found something someone tossed in the void"
Jesus Syphon: "Hmm?"
Corephys: "Had your names on it"
Fellby: ((I'm sorry i can't stop laughing at this http://pad3.whstatic.com/images/thumb/7/7f/Get-over-Your-Fear-of-Slenderman-Step-10.jpg/aid2284463-728px-Get-over-Your-Fear-of-Slenderman-Step-10.jpg.webp
Corephys: takes out a comic book
Jesus Syphon: "..."
Frisk: "Uh, what?"
Barchar: (who the hell is still scared of slenderman as a concept)
Barchar: (like, how he's used can still be scary)
Jesus Syphon: Oh boy here we go
Frisk: ((Slenderman is a Hentai creature
Corephys: ((Link that shit
Frisk: ((That destroys the scare factor
Barchar: (but with things like 'gimme twenny dollahs' and the nickname 'slendy')
Corephys: ((I dunno how to find it
Barchar: (he can't be scary on his own)
Frisk: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11633535/1/Nancy-X-Frisk-Snow-Fort-Succubus
Fellby: ((http://www.wikihow.com/Get-over-Your-Fear-of-Slenderman
CryingEevee OOC: ((there's a darkness version of the void, probably... let's not talk about the darkness i don't know why i brought it up))
Corephys: "Snowfort Succubus, a Nancy X Frisk fanfiction"
Fellby: ((i was scared of him in high school, i had to go ot the bus stop in the dark
Fellby: ((and then i embraced my inner edgelord
Barchar: "What"
Corephys: ((haha only one thing can fucking terrify me
MettatonSEX: ...Why?
Frisk: "..."
Fellby: ((dude dead trees in winter look startlingly like slenderman
Jesus Syphon: "Uh?"
Corephys: "Dunno, haven't read it yet"
Frisk: "Oh god."
Corephys: "Let's have an adventure"
Jesus Syphon: "What?"
Fellby: "Uh, this is gonna be porn."
Barchar: "Alternate fucking dimensioms."
Frisk: "I.. thought I.. burned that.."
CryingEevee OOC: ((meanwhile i freak out when even just imagining a bug close up!))
Corephys: "Mondays are always the slowest. It's the first day of the week and all the adults become busy with "Jobs" or "Training" leaving only the "children" to play together. Unfortunately this Monday was slower than the rest due to the heavy amounts of snow, leaving only Frisk and Nancy to hang out at Grillby's together."
: "Ah."
Jesus Syphon: ".............."
: "Oooooooooooo."
Fellby: "..."
MettatonSEX: ...Frisk.
: "I've read this before, actually."
Fellby: "Oh my god."
Fellby: covers his face.
Jesus Syphon: "Uhhhh?"
: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] is now Maxwell [Maxwell].
Fellby: "HERE WE FREAKING GO"
Barchar: "Oh,ew, i just read the rest."
Frisk: She covers her face, looking down.
Maxwell: enters the bar "hi everyone"
Jesus Syphon: "This is not what I expected when I sensed shit."
MettatonSEX: Did you?
Corephys: ""I don't really understand why the adults have to do work, We don't even have to pay for food or things like that!" Frisk rambles as he paces back and forth between the tables. "Well just because YOU don't have to pay for the stuff yet doesn't mean the adults follow suit." Nancy states which makes Frisk a little more frustrated. "Look, once you get your own house, you will see how important it is to have a job that pays good money.""
Frisk: [sub]"I didn't make it!"[/sub]
Jesus Syphon: "Hey."
MettatonSEX: Ok... he?
Frisk: [sub]"And why am I a guy?"[/sub]
Corephys: "Frisk just shrugs it off and continues to pace. "I still don't like it. What are we supposed to do?" "If you'd like you can join me in my readings. Is a book about a prince rescuing a trapped princess.""
Corephys: "Frisk why are you a guy"
MettatonSEX: Did they make this hetero?
Fellby: "... You look like a lady to me, Frisk."
Maxwell: you're uhh, reading a story?
: "hey there"
Corephys: "We're off to a great start"
Jesus Syphon: "Yeeeeaaaaahh. Sure."
MettatonSEX: They made it hetero.
Frisk: She removes her hands from her face and sighs, crossing her arms. "Y-Yes, I'm a lady."
Corephys: "Frisk was about to say something to Nancy about still enjoying kiddy stuff at her age, but he still enjoys Toriels bed time stories even though hes 16. Suddenly, he stops pacing for a moment and runs up to Nancy. "I just had a great idea!" "Hmm...As long as it's better than your last smart idea, I'm all ears." Nancy says, marking the current page in her book before setting it down."
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: Sixteen.
Corephys: "This is going to go downhill fast isn't it"
Jesus Syphon: ".."
: "Whoa ho ho"
MettatonSEX: Okay the fuck.
: "This is fucked."
Fellby: "..."
Corephys: "Now, Uncle Metta"
Jäger Leyline: .....
: "Quite literally."
Barchar: "I mean, depending on your location that's legal?"
Jesus Syphon: "This..."
Fellby: "This is very fucked."
Corephys: "We don't know for sure that this is a lewd fanfiction yet"
Corephys: "Let's keep going"
Barchar: "Yeah. I do."
Frisk: "Nance was actually.. erm, the queen of the now destroyed snow fort."
Fellby: "Honey, it's heading this way."
Jesus Syphon: "Better fucking hope not."
Corephys: ""You know...that doesn't sound all too bad. Sure let's do it!" Nancy cheers "But there is one slight problem...We don't have a castle anywhere nearby." "We could make one out of snow!" Frisk says "Come! It stopped snowing and theres a TON of snow available for building!" "Well..." Nancy says "Alright I guess...but I get to be the princess.""
MettatonSEX: It's titled Snowfort Succubus.
Corephys: ""Why would I want to be a princess?" "Just a precaution..." Frisk shrugs "Ooookay then lets go!""
Frisk: "... See, that part's true."
Barchar: "Besides, it's called 'snow fort succubus'. If you know ANYTHING about what a fucking succubus is-"
Maxwell: is confused, especially with everyone talking near at once
Frisk: "Kinda."
Jesus Syphon: "Fuck. True."
Muffet: "And I should hope we do."
Frisk: "Not really."
Barchar: "Yes, thank you. Point is, yeah."
Corephys: "Titles can be decieving"
Jesus Syphon: "Usually are not..."
Corephys: "Have you read the book Little Winky by Horace Azpiazu?"
Barchar: "This is not good enough for a deceiving title."
Jesus Syphon: "No?"
Fellby: "Someone's getting the succ."
MettatonSEX: And Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone is about lemons.
Jesus Syphon: Dewt wants to read that
Maxwell: just sits down on the couch
Fellby: looks at Mettaton. "Wait, really?"
Barchar: "He's being sarcastic."
MettatonSEX: I'm being sarcasti.
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
Corephys: " Little Winky is a virulent anti-semite, and the story follows his initiation into the Klan, his immersion in the pornographic snuff industry, and his ultimate degradation at the hands of a black ex-convict named Eric Washington Jackson Jones Johnson Jefferson"
Fellby: "Oh."
Barchar: "...Though I haen't read his home version."
Frisk: "Err."
Corephys: "Now, let's keep on"
Jesus Syphon: "Okay?"
Corephys: "The two of them put on their jackets and gloves and step outside. It wasn't as cold as they expected it to be/ In fact, it was a bit warmer than usual which neither of them complained about. They start making the snow house with the idea of having just one room, but seeing how quickly they could make it, it soon turned into a 3 story snow fortress. "-huff- Wow that didn't really take long at all" Nancy exclaimed while gazing over the work of art infront of her."
Corephys: "These illustrations are great"
Fellby: gets a drink.
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: Illustrations?
Frisk: ".. I didn't make it three stories by myself."
Jesus Syphon: "I mean.....so far so okay?"
Corephys: ""All thanks to these!" Frisk says while flexing "You've been hanging out with Aaron lately haven't you?" ";)""
Frisk: "..."
Frisk: "Ew, Aaron."
MettatonSEX: ...
Jesus Syphon: "Wow."
Barchar: "Ugh."
MettatonSEX: Ew, Aaron.
Barchar: "Audible winks."
Corephys: "Nancy sighs "So, I will be the lovely maiden trapped in the tallest point of the castle, and you be the Handsome prince who has to fight the evil demon put there to prove that he is worthy for the Princess, got it?" Frisk nods while asking "Can I use you're sword?" "Uhh sure just...be careful okay?" Nancy says while handing Frisk her sword (Which is almost as large as both of them)"
Barchar: "Almost worse than the tildes."
Fellby: "Ah, Aaron. Always the saddest of fucks."
Jäger Leyline: grabs a drink too
Barchar: "I'm glad Aaron died before I was born."
Corephys: ""Wow, thanks!" "I'm going to head up to the top of the castle, just wait 5 minutes until you come rescuing me" Nancy states as she skips off towards the snow fort. At exactly the 5th minute mark, you walk towards the castle. "Fear not Princess! I will slay the evil demon and rescue you!" and with that you charge into the doorway. Standing in front of you is a 4-foot tall snow sculpture of Flowey."
MettatonSEX: He's a gross little shit.
DamnDude: [[ THE WRONG FORM OF YOUUUUUUUUUR ]]
Jesus Syphon: Hi DD
MettatonSEX: ((THE WORST VILLAIN
Corephys: ""Be gone foul beast!" You say in an overly deep voice as you swing the sword at the Snow Flowey, causing it to fall over and mix back into the snow beneath of it. "And never return!" Frisk laughs heroically as he runs up the stairs towards the room where the Princess was kept Frisk bursts into the room to see a slightly bored Princess Nancy looking out the window. "Fear not Princess, for I have slain the evil demon and have come to save you!""
Corephys: "Oh boy"
Frisk: "A snow sculpture of Flowey. Okay, we're not that good at snow building."
DamnDude: [[ I'm tired a slightly insane with some laptop issues right now ]]
Corephys: "Nancy, slightly startled, stares back at Frisk "Oh my hero! How can I ever repay you!""
Jesus Syphon: Ah
Maxwell: i think i'm missing alot of background info here that you guys aren't.
Fellby: "Maybe it'd just be a snow ... dlowqy."
Jesus Syphon: kek
Corephys: smirks, continuing to read
Corephys: "Oh boy"
Fellby: ((this is going to be porn
MettatonSEX: busts into laughter.
Frisk: "Dlowqy?"
MettatonSEX: Dloqwy.
Dloqwy: [[ Of course ]]
Frisk: She snickers.
Frisk: "Oh, right."
Jesus Syphon: "Maxwell, I don't know either."
Corephys: ""I only did this to save you from this evil prison and take you home!" "No no that's not how my stories go." Nancy argues "It usually ends up with the Prince and Princess kissing and then they get married and live happily ever after.""
Corephys: "Well I was wrong"
Fellby: ".... Yup, it's porn."
: "..."
Corephys: "Frisk blushes slightly "O-oh..so I have to kiss you?" Nancy, after realizing this, also starts to blush "Oh...well I-I guess we do since...well you DID slay the demon..." She finishes with a giggle"
: "Hoo, boy."
Frisk: ".. Oh dear."
Jesus Syphon: "..."
: Ant [Ant] joined chat.
Corephys: ""Well...I guess I could..but only if you're okay with it" Frisk says shyly "I-I guess. Well... We can just get it over with,""
Jesus Syphon: "Yeah this is going poorly."
MettatonSEX: ((hi
Fellby: glances at Maxwell. "You might want to leave if you want to keep your innocence."
Frisk: She feels heat rising up to her cheeks, as she rolls her eyes.
Ant: (( ayy ))
Jesus Syphon: Hi Ant
Corephys: "Frisk walks over to Nancy and leans in, puckering his lips. Nancy does the same while holding onto Frisk's shoulders, Once their lips touched it sent what seemed like an electric shock between them. Filling them both with determination."
Corephys: "Wow"
Jäger Leyline: coo
MettatonSEX: This is gonna be porn.
Jäger Leyline: cool*
MettatonSEX: Wow.
Barchar: "Yyyyyyyyyup!"
Jesus Syphon: "Okay..."
Corephys: ""W-wow..." Nancy says as they pull away "That was..." "Yeah..." Frisk agrees."Y-you felt that...feeling right?" "Yes...It felt kinda...good""
Barchar: "This is burned in my fucking mind now."
Jesus Syphon: "Fucking."
Corephys: is chuckling
Barchar: "I mean, I've seen worse-good GOD, have I seen worse."
Corephys: "Things were silent for a few seconds before Frisk slowly leans in and kisses Nancy again. Even though it surprised her, they both felt the same good feeling from the last kiss, but a bit stronger. "Nancy...I-I'm-" "No, It's okay Frisk" Nancy interrupts, "I...Really liked it""
Barchar: "But this is baaaad."
Frisk: "I did [I]not[/I] want to read this as a child.. and ESPECIALLY not now!"
Jesus Syphon: "Please no."
Jäger Leyline: alwayz up for some on girl action
Ant: (( are things getting meta right now? ))
Jesus Syphon: yes
Maxwell: has the "unaging " adjective you don't know how old he is
Corephys: "That's way too much stuttering to be not porn"
Frisk: no
Jesus Syphon: kinda
Barchar: "They made frisk a dude."
Frisk: Snowfort Succubus exists
Ant: walks into the bar
Jesus Syphon: not really
Barchar: "And they're 16."
Corephys: ""...Me too...May I kiss you again?" Nancy nods as they pull in for another kiss, this time though the feeling becomes extremely strong. So strong that Frisk pulls Nancy into a hug and runs his fingers through Nancy's hair, Nancy was also doing the same. As this feeling of lust starts to over take them, Frisk starts to kiss Nancy on the neck causing her to sigh,"
Jäger Leyline: oh
MettatonSEX: Jäger they made Frisk a guy.
Fellby: ((yes, this is an ic reading of snowfort succubus
Jesus Syphon: "Fuck no."
MettatonSEX: Also stop fetishizing sapphic relations.
Fellby: "HE'S KISSING HER ON THE NECK"
Corephys: ""Frisk..." Nancy sighs into his ear causing him to stop and look at Nancy. "Oh, oh did I hurt you?" Frisk asks with a worried tone "N-no...please...continue" Nancy pleads"
Corephys: "Here it comes"
Fellby: "THEY. ARE GOING. TO FUCK."
Jesus Syphon: "Fuck no fuck no"
Corephys: "Heeeeere it comes"
Jesus Syphon: "No stop."
Corephys: "Frisk then lifts Nancy and sits her down on the bed they brought in from Grillby's."
Barchar: "Jager can we go have sex so I can ignore this is happening"
Jesus Syphon: "Nononononononono"
Corephys: "Then he resumes kissing her down the neck and on the collarbone, producing more sighs from Nancy. "May I?" Frisk says, pointing at Nancy's shirt. "Y-you first..." Nancy stutters."
Frisk: "O-oh no.." She attempts to cover her face, blushing.
Jesus Syphon: "Noooooooooooooo fucking STOP."
Maxwell: err, yeah i should go. *maxwell leaves. aaand he forgets his notebook on the couch. rip*
MettatonSEX: They're in the snow.
Corephys: "Let's see what happens next!"
Jesus Syphon: "......."
Jäger Leyline: yeah aure babe
MettatonSEX: sees the notebook and grabs it.
Corephys: "Frisk shrugs and slowly takes off his shirt, revealing his chest, Despite a few scars from Undyne's training program, his skin is fairly well maintained. He has a medium build for a teen like himself. At the sight of his exposed chest, Nancy begins to rub her hands on his abs and sides "Wow...I never knew you we're so muscular," Nancy said. Then to fulfill her end of the bargain, she slowly removes her shirt, exposing most of her skin and her bra."
Fellby: "Nope. Nope."
Ant: "what the shitfuck did I walk in on?"
Jesus Syphon: He picks up the notebook silently.
GLaDOS: she's lucky that she's not paying attention to the bar
MettatonSEX: Hell.
Fellby: "NOPE."
Corephys: "I found porn of you guys"
Jesus Syphon: "STOP."
Corephys: "I can't believe this"
Jesus Syphon: "READING."
Fellby: -This is not going to help Corephys's standing.-
Jäger Leyline: picks up Bc
Barchar: "Somebody kill me"
Corephys: "Frisk stares at Nancy in shock. He is speechless at Nancy's incredibly smooth looking and she has a moderate bust size. This fills him with another feeling other than determination...a feeling which rivals all others..."
Maxwell: ((both metta and syphon pick up the notebook. rip))
Ant: "Please stop whatever is happening"
Jesus Syphon: He gives himself Deaf.
Corephys: snorts
Barchar: "Oh, I'm in the air now."
Jäger Leyline: fellby wanna join?
Corephys: "Jesus christ"
MettatonSEX: takes it next.
Barchar: "..." she finger guns fellby.
Corephys: ""Don't stare at me like that...It's embarassing..." Nancy says shyly, looking down. "Hey, Nancy look at me" Frisk says forcing Nancy to look at him "You are beautiful, amazing, and have a wonderful taste in weaponry. You have nothing to be embarassed about." Before she could say anything he kissed her deeply on the lips, causing Nancy to relax a little."
Fellby: "Uh..." He glances at Muffet.
Jesus Syphon: He givs it to Metta.
Frisk: "T-that part is.. c-cheesy but it's kinda true?"
Muffet: she shrugs. "Have fun?"
: Owl is sitting in the corner.
Corephys: "Frisk begins again kissing down Nancy's body. Starting from her Upper chest, down the middle of her body, toward her stomach. As he gets down to her upper pelvis, Nancy suddenly snaps as she gasps with pleasure. "Nyah!" Nancy rises up with great force and leans on Frisk. "A-are you alright? Did I go to far?""
: "...Ohhhhhhh."
Fellby: "Sure you dont' want to come with?"
: "Thats what a prostitute is."
Jäger Leyline: might as well make it a foursome
Corephys: is laughing
MettatonSEX: ((nyah
Muffet: "...Alright."
Corephys: "Nancy shakes her head, face flustered and red. She then stands up and pushes Frisk down onto the bed where she was laying a few moments before and starts to unbelt his pants. "N-nancy w-w-wha-""
Jesus Syphon: "Deafness has never been this accepted."
Fellby: smileds. "Come on, let's go."
Muffet: she hops up.
Corephys: "She puts a finger to his lips while smiling and then pulls down his pants, revealing a fairly decent sized penis, slightly flowing with pre-cum. Without hesitation, Nancy begins to lick the tip slowly, causing moans of pleasure to come from Frisk. She slowly rotates her tongue around the tip of his penis before sticking a bit of it into her mouth."
Corephys: "WELL"
Barchar: "...Oh man, I am gonna be out for like, two days."
Corephys: "THERE IT IS"
Jäger Leyline: takes all four to hide from the poor fan fic
Frisk: "..." She buries her face into her sleeves.
Jesus Syphon: Oh boy
Fellby: scoops up his fiance and leaves. "TOLD YOU SOMEONE'S GETTING THE SUCC"
Corephys: "Nancy then starts to slowly move her head up and down on his penis. The taste and the heat only fueling her lust as she begins to move faster and faster, deeper and deeper, before suddenly... "Nancy I-I'm cumming!" Frisk screams as he pulls out, covering her face with cum. "Oh god Nancy I'm so sorry""
Jesus Syphon: What have we done
Corephys: "OH GOD NANCY"
MettatonSEX: laughs at the below-average writing
Corephys: "I'M SO SORRY"
Jäger Leyline: we can go bowling after this
Corephys: is laughing her ass off
MettatonSEX: This is so bad.
Fellby: "Hell yeah!"
Jesus Syphon: He is deaf.
Muffet: "Why the hell not!?"
Runner: "Jesus christ Frisk!"
Corephys: "Nancy wipes a bit of the cum off of her chin and licks it, seeming to enjoy the taste. She then removes her bra, pants, and panties, leaving her before Frisk completely naked. Her pussy leaking a large amount of liquid. "Wow...I-I can't believe this is happening...Nancy...I think I-" Before he could finish, Nancy starts to crawl over him and kiss him on the lips. She then sits on his leg and rubs his penis on her lower lips. This causes both of them moans of pleasure as she continues to slide her wet pussy lips over his cock."
Runner: "This is amazing!"
Ant: "This needs to stop."
Corephys: "Frisk then starts to massage her breasts. He starts off by kissing the right nipple while rubbing the left breast slowly. Then he switches and starts to slowly lick her left nipple, all the while, Nancy is still rubbing herself on his dick. She starts to gasp from the feeling of her most sensitive parts being pleasured at the same time."
Ant: "I hate what's happening."
Jesus Syphon: Wow
DV: -This innocent little die walks in.-
: "..."
Corephys: "Not being able to take it anymore, Nancy slowly lifts herself up and places the tip of Frisk's penis to her pussy and lowers herself down on it. She then straddles herself onto him and slowly starts moving up and down. She sighs and moans as his penis starts going deeper and deeper inside of her. This causes Frisk to thrust faster and faster, He watches in awe as her naked breasts bounce up and down to the beat of his thrusts and as her face grows more and more wild."
Jäger Leyline: (I thought no bodebn in here
DV: "Oh... "
: "Oh my fucking god."
Frisk: "No, I didn't do that! I'm a woman, too! This writing is horrible!"
Corephys: ((We're NSFW extreme anyway
Corephys: ((Plus we said it was ok
: "I am rendering a visualization of this, by the way."
Jesus Syphon: We all decided it was okay, all
MettatonSEX: Exactly!
Corephys: ""N-Nancy I don't think I can hold it anymore!" Frisk says as he starts to unload inside of her. Nancy continues riding him, the walls of her pussy contracting until suddenly'
Corephys: is laughing
Corephys: ""NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Nancy screams with pleasure before falling onto Frisk's chest. Then, after a few seconds, she slowly starts to get up off of his chest. "H-huh what...happened..." She looks around before noticing that she is naked. "F-frisk? W-wha-? Tears start to form around her eyes as she covers her nipples with her arms and turns away from Frisk, ashamed."
MettatonSEX: It's so bad, it's so unnecessarily hetero and stupid.
Fellby: ((okay, but after this, no more boden in main, i think
Corephys: "AHAHAHAHA"
Ant: (( the cyber police are coming ))
Jesus Syphon: Yeah
: "Alright, I've uploaded an animated version of this to Dailymotion."
Jäger Leyline: ((yeah
MettatonSEX: Fuckin. Nyah.
: >Unnecessarily hetero
Ant: (( consequences will never be the same ))
: Jesus christ MTT
Fellby: ((bc if we're gonna do that we may as well be fucking in main again
Jesus Syphon: Tru
: (( mainfucking.jpg
Corephys: ((This doesn't count, it's not erp, and it's just a one time thing
Jesus Syphon: This was a rare exception
Corephys: ""What's wrong Nancy? Did I do s-something wrong?" Frisk asks, utterly confused "Did you do something wrong? YOU FUCKED ME you asshole!" Nancy yelled in anger. Tears falling onto the floor and freezing on impact."
Frisk: "What the.. Nance does not do that, I know from.. experience."
MettatonSEX: ((bc in canon, nancy and frisk are sapphic
Barchar: (..sapphic?)
Corephys: "Ooooh my god"
MettatonSEX: ((as in, two ladies
Barchar: (you could just sya lesbians)
Corephys: ""I...I...I don't understand...You we're the one that came onto me..." Frisk says, slightly hurt by all this. "Wh..what do you mean?" "I was just going to kiss you a little bit and take it slow because I thought you finally realized my love for you...""
Barchar: (or, like)
Barchar: (gay)
: ((You mean, lesbian
Jesus Syphon: "Is it over?"
MettatonSEX: ((i dont know whether theyre lesbians or not the term sapphic includes bi and pan ladies
Corephys: ((I've never heard sapphic before in my life
Maxwell: ((if we have another fanfic night, it probably won't be a cau fic of which i think there's like, 3 all written by the same person and all are pr0n iirc
Frisk: ((Frisk is bi
Corephys: ""Wait...you...have a crush on me?" Nancy looks at Frisk, her cheeks turning red. "Yeah../I...think you are one of the smartest, most beautiful person I've met and I've dreamed of the day I told you that I love you ever since we we're kids." "Wow..." Nancy says, lowering her arms away from her breasts to take one of your hands "It's funny...I had the same dream...""
Barchar: (it's stilla gay relationship if two men are together and one is bi)
Corephys: ((There are non porn ones
Ant: "This needs to end"
Barchar: (that term is totally redundant)
Corephys: ""I guess we could make it a reality then..." :"I-Id...Yes, I'd like that." And with that, the two lovers kissed, filling them not with determination, but with love..."
Frisk: ((And it's a gay relationship, yes
Corephys: "And lastly"
Jesus Syphon: "Is that a no?"
Corephys: ""Wow, you idiots done making out yet?" A familiar female voice chastises from the other side of the room, causing both of you to look over. "Chara?""
Corephys: "WHAT A TWIST"
MettatonSEX: ((i prefer to use sapphic as a catchall just in case
Corephys: closes the comic and tosses it into the fire
MettatonSEX: writes in 'nonexistant snowfort succubus'
Barchar: (Nobody is going to be upset if you call two women together lesbians MV, even if one is bi)
: (( http://i.imgur.com/7o0Eks8.png
Jesus Syphon: "Oh good. Give me the notebook."
Fellby: ((https://65.media.tumblr.com/f27c9333b40308a63f72b861f7f63c3a/tumblr_ocpc3pw3QA1udonnpo1_540.png
Maxwell: metta gets nothing because he wrote nonexistant
Corephys: "Well, now I know what to do with 'A mother's love', and 'Daddy and me'"
: Maxwell [Maxwell] is now Maxwell's notebook [Maxwell's book].
Corephys: "I'm sorry you had to hear that"
Frisk: She just sighs and lifts her head up. "I.. why does that exist."
Barchar: (Jeggings Swishing is the name of my new album)
MettatonSEX: writes destroyed snowfort succubus
Frisk: "Goodbye, Snowfort Succubus."
MettatonSEX: undeafs Syphon
Frisk: "I'm sorry you existed."
Corephys: threw it in a fire anyway
Jesus Syphon: "Thank you."
MettatonSEX: ...
Maxwell's book: metta gets a destroyed succubus as snowfort isn't a word
Corephys: "So, that's.. definitely a way to come back here"
MettatonSEX: I wonder if... oh.
Maxwell's book: *isn't an adjective
Muffet: "|-| 3 |_ |+ |\/| 3"
Corephys: "Sorry my first impression had to be reading porn"
Maxwell's book: the notebook is tricky
Jesus Syphon: "Okay, just."
: "why"
: "nobody is going to help you"
MettatonSEX: ...Anyway. I wobder if I can have some fun with this.
Corephys: "So what's up?"
Muffet: plot twist, muffet is actually a fucking succubus. I mean honestly I wouldn't even be opposed to making that fucking happen why not
MettatonSEX: Nothing.
MettatonSEX: Nothing good.
Frisk: "Literally nothing."
Corephys: "You mean you did nothing for 10 years"
Fellby: would be happy to find out, at the very least.
: Corphish [Corephys] disconnected.
Muffet: fuck I'm actually considering doing this
MettatonSEX: ...I mean. Shit's been fucked,
Jesus Syphon: "With me, almost absolutely nothing for a few days."
Muffet: i mean I want to drop it totally casually too
Runner: "Weeeelll!"
Maxwell's book: ((sparp?
Jesus Syphon: Test
Frisk: "Well, I grew up."
Muffet: she's told literally nobody, and not even because she doesn't want to she just never bothered
Jesus Syphon: Parp is okay
Frisk: "And stuff happens."
Frisk: "Yadda Yadda."
Frisk: "Life is tricky."
MettatonSEX: notices Muffet has the adjective succubus defaulted onto Muffet. "...Huh."
Fellby: (("honey we can't have a priest i'm a succubus" "WHAT"
Jesus Syphon: Nobody knows? Why didn't he tell
: me rn
: http://i.imgur.com/P4OnlVB.png
Muffet: after all, we haven't actually established anything about her past so why not
MettatonSEX: shrugs, looking for himself.
Muffet: well she's not in the bar rn
Maxwell's book: ((test
Fellby: (("well i mean we're both sinners anyway"
MettatonSEX: tru
Jesus Syphon: Alright, gn
Barchar: (Muffet: "So, remember when I said we were both going to hell?")
MettatonSEX: ((gn
Jesus Syphon: <3
: gn<3
Jesus Syphon: He sighs, goes to the couch, and...instantly falls asleep.
Fellby: (("well that would explain why you haven't seemed to age"
Barchar: (Also, Iirc Invubi are basically any dude a succubus has fucked, so)
Barchar: (She's making a LOT of fucking incubi)
MettatonSEX: decides to see if he can make himself just a bit taller than he already is.
Maxwell's book: *if metta writes "tall" he would be tall as compared to how he is normally*
: "metta, are you planning on making yourself ever so taller?"
Muffet: ("Yes, well, I CAN do it but...why? why would i do that?")
MettatonSEX: is already 8'8". He puts 'taller' next to himself.
MettatonSEX: Maybe.
Maxwell's book: *just remember, the notebook also majorly works on intent as well as words*
Muffet: ("Aging is freaking lame.")
Frisk: ((Metta grows five feer
Frisk: ((Feet*
Fellby: (("ugh, tell me about it"
: 8'2
Frisk: ((Fellby: I'm getting back pains already!
: He laughs.
Muffet: ("For the record I'm pretty sure you're an incubus now, anyway, so you're safe on that front.")
Barchar: (Satan shows up, and Muffet just hides)
Muffet: ()"I HAVEN'T BEEN SLACKING SIR"
Maxwell's book: ((what would be tall if 8'8 was the standard? because that's how tall metta is now
Barchar: (like, 10'something)
MettatonSEX: ((9'2" ish
MettatonSEX: ((or 10'
Fellby: (("... what"
Maxwell's book: ((so yeah, probs like 10'
Jäger Leyline: took fellby, muffet, and BC bowling
Barchar: (She was also super casual around hell in the elevator cause well)
Barchar: (that's not fucking new)
: gtg
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MettatonSEX: Ok, but what if it affected all Mettatons that frequent here, somehow.
MettatonSEX: ((cya
Maxwell's book: that's not how the notebook works
MettatonSEX: ah
Maxwell's book: it works on individual instances
Muffet: ("What you think I haven't seen this shit? Yeah, guy with snakes biting his balls? His name is George. Hi George.")
MettatonSEX: ive never played scribblensuts
: Jesus!Syphon [Jesus Syphon] disconnected.
Fellby: (("does that guy have a song written on his ass"
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: Wait.
Maxwell's book: you can actually manually edit yourself if you make a drawing near your own name and have all intent of abilities, age, and stuff
Muffet: ("Oh, yeah, Steve did that. Hah, he was a prankster.")
MettatonSEX: Now none of my replacement parts will fit.
Ant: sits down on the couch
Muffet: ("He had a nasty run-in with some holy water though.")
MettatonSEX: sighs, erasing the adjective.
Muffet: has gone from the goddess of dicks to the demoness of dicks
Maxwell's book: metta is back to normal size
Fellby: -Well she always was sinful-
MettatonSEX: Shame, it would've been nice...
Fellby: (("wait babe do you have kickass wings"
Maxwell's book: ((first thing metta does when a kid leaves his magic notebook: use it for himself
Muffet: ("Theoretically I could make some out of web")
Muffet: ("whether they would work? I don't fucking know")
Fellby: (("ah"
MettatonSEX: thinks, putting taller next to his NEO form. Hell yeah, 12' super robot.
Muffet: ("I got my tail cut off though. It made me too...uh...")
Muffet: ("Blatant.")
: Corphish [Corephys] joined chat.
Fellby: ((http://yourplayersaidwhat.tumblr.com/post/149682756445/should-we-roll-for-a-dick-size
Fellby: (("well i would have thought it was cute"
MettatonSEX: ((dude, mtt is self centered
Corephys: is tapping the bar counter, bored
Frisk: ((I'm gonna go to bed now
Maxwell's book: neo form IS actually separately classified from neo
Maxwell's book: *ex
Frisk: ((gn
MettatonSEX: ((gn frisk
Maxwell's book: ((gn
MettatonSEX: ((*frisky
Frisk: ((Frisky*
Frisk: ((Goodie good
Fellby: ((gn
: Frisky's connection timed out.
MettatonSEX: ((forgot the y
Corephys: "Where's Dad?"
Muffet: she gets a strike. "HAH! SUCK ON THAT, BOWLING PINS!"
Muffet: "YOU CAN SUCC MY BUS, MOTHER FUCKERS!"
Fellby: claps and cheers for his fiance. "Wait what?"
MettatonSEX: puts the book back, deciding not to interfere with anybody else.
Jäger Leyline: youre using likke 4 hands mud
Maxwell's book: ((maxwell is going to FREAK OUT when he realizes his notebook is gone
Jäger Leyline: muf*
: ((OKAY THIS IS PISSING ME OFF
Muffet: "I KNOW, JAGER, AND IT'S MAKING ME A WINNER!"
Corephys: ((Why is "Don't speak her name!" so damn good
MettatonSEX: put the book exactly where Maxwell left it.
: ((EVERY GODDAMN INK SANS I'VE EVER SEEN HAS A FUCKING R2 PROBLEM
Barchar: and miss 'perfect uderstanding of physics here' ain't no slouch either
Maxwell's book: ((rip
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: ((Slarv just CHECK THE OOC ROOM ON /r/UT TO UNDERSTAND
Corephys: ((I fuckin saw that
: (( wait hold on
: (( http://i.imgur.com/4YjpFvx.png
MettatonSEX: ((its not that good slarv
Barchar: basically, these teams are basically 'one regular-ass guy with OP girl'
Jäger Leyline: yeah well heres a turkey
: (( >red
: (( >is really blue
Corephys: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWO4ff1HXYY listen to this
Jäger Leyline: gets a 3rd strike
MettatonSEX: ((dont speak her name isnt as good as mastermind
Barchar: (Fellby: "What the fuck I just want to play bowling why y'all gotta be so OP")
Corephys: ((Idk, never finished awakening
Corephys: ((I decided to play it on hard
Corephys: ((And got fucked
Corephys: ((Thinking 'i can just lower the difficulty if it's too much like fates right?'
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MettatonSEX: ((oh, did you see paralogue... 20/21? i forget which one it is
Muffet: she also doesn't notice Fellby's reaction, going for another one
Jäger Leyline: ((Bc: I wanted sec
Maxwell's book: is still on the couch. maxwell probably won't be back until tomorrow. wouldn't being able to have/make/do basically anything be great?
Barchar: she's okay with bowling
Barchar: was it what she expected? no. But she's fine.
Jäger Leyline: ((sex*, and you took me bowling jager
Corephys: ((No
Corephys: ((I stopped at ch. 5
MettatonSEX: ((i played fe:a and the paralogue that has the "o shes not dead" made me feel bett-- oh
MettatonSEX: ((oh
Corephys: ((It's now on my list of 'games i should really finish'
MettatonSEX: ((well lemme tell ya
Corephys: (('but probably never will'
Fellby: (((my parents are asleep
Fellby: ((time to go get a rootbeer
MettatonSEX: ((i danganronpad my way through it
Jäger Leyline: ((post memes in the housr
Corephys: ((Speaking of danganronpa
: ((Am back))
Corephys: ((You fuckin need to watch it
MettatonSEX: ((i know
Female Asriel: She's got a gun at the horse's head
Corephys: ((It is so good
Asmodeus : -He uh.-
Muffet: eventually hands Fellby theball. "Here, cheri. Show this stupid goat boy how it's done for me, would you?"
Asmodeus : -...Fell asleep?"
: -*
Colton: she's just
Corephys: looks at Asmodeus
Colton: he*
Ant: is getting a phone call from a number they don't know
Colton: ALL MY CHARACTERS ARE GURRRRLS
Corephys: "..."
Ant: ignores the call
Corephys: "New guy?"
MettatonSEX: ((iktf flame, but opposite
MettatonSEX: Yes? I think.
Maxwell's book: ((is anyone actually in the bar to be tempted by the book?
Colton: anyway, he's just very confused about this horse
Corephys: ((mfw i have a decent balance of characters
Female Asriel: "FUCK YOU HORSE"
MettatonSEX: ((metta already used his thing
Female Asriel: "SAY IT AGAIN"
Female Asriel: "I FUCKING DARE YOU"
Ant: is in the bar
Colton: "Mom what has this horse done to you"
MettatonSEX: (i have mostly male or agender characters
MettatonSEX: ...Ant? You're alive?
Jäger Leyline: right...even though I just got a turkey
Female Asriel: "COLTON NOW'S NOT THE TIME THIS HORSE IS ASKING FOR IT"
Barchar: (You have a lot less characters than me tho, at least here)
Colton: "It's just a horse mom"
MettatonSEX: ((i have a shitton
Colton: "He's not talking"
Colton: "IT's a HORSE."
Female Asriel: "YES HE DID"
Ant: "Uh...yeah...?"
Maxwell's book: ((i have males and then shadow who just isn't sure/doesn't care anymore although that comes with the identity issues
Colton: "I'm scared mom"
Fellby: ((okay nvm i went to go get apple juice
MettatonSEX: ((i mean, the only two females i have are aversa and chantelle
Ant: "Am I...supposed to be dead?"
Female Asriel: "I'll make sure this horse never taunts again"
MettatonSEX: I thought you died.
MettatonSEX: From milk.
Colton: "..."
Colton: "I"m gonna go inside."
Ant: (( I have characters of a few different genders ))
Colton: and go inside he does. 'what the fuck', thinks he
Corephys: ((What the fuck is ink sans doing
Ant: "Uh...died from...milk?"
Barchar: (I have like 6 male characters)
Maxwell's book: is, again, on the couch if anyone in the bar is tempted by the idea of using it
MettatonSEX: ((being shit
MettatonSEX: ...Nevermind.
Ant: is getting texts like crazy all of which they ignore
Corephys: ((i think i have more females but idfk
Ant: glances over at the notebook
MettatonSEX: ((i need to make a chart
: ((I've got a shitton more females than males
MettatonSEX: ((ill return soon
: ((And like, two NBs
: ((Decibel and well
Maxwell's book: ((oh, also ygo who's gender changes with the form
: ((Depends on what you count Shade as
Corephys: ((I have over a million shades technically
Corephys: ((Shadegender
Muffet: she sits down, letting Fellby bowl
Muffet: the one non-op person here
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Fellby: gets a split.
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
Ant: scooots over to the notebook
Maxwell's book: ((hc the notebook feels a need to be used. yes it's sentient, it can't not be. maybe it's not technically living but it's certainly gotta have a mind of some degree. anyway, that's why it's somehow managed to stay with maxwell throughout all his misadventures, because maxwell uses it frequently))
Muffet: "...Woooo go cheri?"
Fellby: "... I got 7 pins, that's good enough."
Muffet: "I mean."
Maxwell's book: ((i forget what exactly ant is. is it just a self insert? or is it an axtualy ant
Muffet: "It's acceptable."
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
: DamnDude's connection timed out.
Ant: ((a self insert but I think they ended up being described as looking like hiro hamada so whatever))
Fellby: "Hmph, I'll show you acceptable..."
Corephys: ((bread
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Muffet: "Goooooo cheriii!" she cheers
Barchar: strike. "You realize you're basically fucked now, right?"
Maxwell's book: is just lying on the couch, it's owner gone for now.
Muffet: "No, that was the original plan here, dearie."
Fellby: "Yeah, hopefully."
Female Asriel: Seeing as her husband did not intervene, she caps the horse in the head, it falls over, dead
Barchar: she snorts. "Hey, Jager, winning team gets to top?"
Colton: he walks out.
Colton: "...WEll."
Colton: "Good job, mom. You fixed our horse problem."
Female Asriel: "Good"
MettatonSEX: ((canon: sometimes metta and schyro lie about their charge to escape social situations
Fellby: "I'm okay with that!" He proceeds to bowl terribly.
Maxwell's book: nobody seems to be going for the notebook. surely it must be fine for you to try it out right? at least just a liiitle.
: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.
Asmodeus : "..."
Muffet: well now she's salty that she's gotta bottom. Oh well.
MettatonSEX: goes NEO, with the hand. By the way, he hasn't noticed Owl.
MettatonSEX: is getting a rush of glee from this.
Fellby: -That's fine, he'll make it up to her later.-
Female Asriel: she walks back into the house
Corephys: floats over to Asmo
Corephys: "Sup"
Asmodeus : -I assume Schyro is sill in the bar?-
Corephys: http://imgur.com/a/fU0ri
MettatonSEX: is bigger, faster, and stronger, too. He's the first member of the DK crew.
Ant: picks up the notesbook
Barchar: HUH
Schyroton: -He went home to charge.-
Ant: (( *notebook ))
Gaster: - Bodacious-
Maxwell's book: is picked up by ant
Ant: "What...is this...?"
Asmodeus : -In that case, he's huddled to himself away from others on the couch.-
MettatonSEX: It can modify you.
Barchar: (Schyroton: "Wwwait, you're a succsuccsuccubus?" Muffet: "Yup." Schyroton: "Wow. Thaaaat explainss a lottt")
MettatonSEX: ((you did that to write succ three times didnt you
Hywel: "..."
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Maxwell's book: can also spawn things.
Asmodeus : "..."
Asmodeus : "Hi."
Female Asriel: "I solved our horse problem"
Corephys: "You're new"
Hywel: "Heard it."
Asmodeus : "Yeah."
Female Asriel: "He fuckin asked for it"
Barchar: (...HOW DID I NOT FUCKING NOTICE THAT)
Ant: "What should I write...."
Ant: looks at their phone
Barchar: (i swear to god i picked that syllable at random i didn't even think about it)
MettatonSEX: turns to the new voice. "Well, hello there, darling."
MettatonSEX: ((pff
Female Asriel: "Now we'll never be ta-"
Ant: writes 'johnny 5' in the notebook
Horse: A two headed horse enters the house
MettatonSEX: ((i made him say butter once just to say butt a bunch
Colton: "What the heck"
Hywel: "Welp."
Female Asriel: "NO"
MettatonSEX: ((im real mature
Female Asriel: she high jump kicks the horse
Maxwell's book: johnny 5 is spawned. whichever one ant meant, because right, i said it works on intent
MettatonSEX: ((she misses and takes recoil
Colton: he stays near Hywel "Dad what's happening, I'm scared"
Hywel: -He holds him close.-
Ant: "I...I should get rid of this..."
Horse: It simply stares
Hywel: "It'll be fine."
Horse: It is horse
MettatonSEX: goes to the ghost goat, reverting to EX. "Hello."
Ant: * j5 rolls around the room screaming no disassemble
Asmodeus : "Hi."
Female Asriel: She's beating the shit out of this horse
Muffet: [sub]"Ugh...bottom...who the hell fucks a succubus so she can bottom!?"[/sub]
Asmodeus : "...You look very similar to Schyro."
Ant: erases johnny5 from the notebook
Corephys: "Soooo what's up with you"
Jäger Leyline: sure
Hywel: "...Wanna go to the room?"
MettatonSEX: Oh, you've met him, nice.
Fellby: peers at Muffet. "... What?"
Muffet: "What?"
Female Asriel: She's letting out all her battle cries
MettatonSEX: We're... the same person from different timelines.
Jäger Leyline: gotta beat my perfect score though
Asmodeus : "I'm a ghost, and yeah."
Fellby: "You're a succubus?"
Muffet: "...Did I not..."
Asmodeus : "Oh, okay."
Corephys: "Cool"
Maxwell's book: johnny 5 is erased. both from the notebook and existence
Muffet: "I HAVEN'T FUCK TOLD YOU!? OH MY GOD!"
Fellby: ".... That explains a lot."
MettatonSEX: I'm Mettaton. Nice to meet you.
Corephys: "I'm also a ghost, for lack of a better term"
Jäger Leyline: ...youre a succubus?
Muffet: "I haven't told anyone!? Schyroton!? Barchar, you HAD to know!?"
Asmodeus : "Asmodeus. Nice to meet both of you."
Barchar: "Yeah, I did. I figured you'd have to have told him too?"
Corephys: "Cool name"
MettatonSEX: It is.
Muffet: she starts laughing. "I haven't...I haven't told you!?"
Asmodeus : "Thank you."
Ant: writes "more notebooks
Corephys: "How old are you?"
: Maxwell's notebook's connection timed out.
Fellby: "No!"
Corephys: "How old are you?"
: Corphish's connection timed out.
Asmodeus : "Eleven. Well. I was eleven."
: Corphish [Corephys] joined chat.
Corephys: "How old are you?"
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Fellby: ((hey asmodeus, how old are you?
Muffet: she sighs. "Well. Uhm. I am. I have been for...you know, My entire life." she's smiling wide, she can't heelp but find it hilarious that she's actually NOT told him. "I mean, I kind of stopped...doing that to be a baker for a while. I guess that's something you never quite give up, though."
Jäger Leyline: so what? you fuck people to death?
Muffet: "Pff, no."
Muffet: "If I did, then Cheri would be dead about 100 times over."
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Fellby: laughs, sitting down so he doesn't fall over. "Oh, I'd have been dead before i hit 24!"
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Maxwell's book: nothing happens. a thought enters ant's mind "did you mean -notebook"
Muffet: "I mean, I used to claim souls and stuff, but not anymore. I can't tell you the last time I'd been with somebody who wasn't already damned to behgin with was."
Fellby: "I met her when I was 23."
Barchar: (I like how this is after I had that whole conversation with Laharl about the possiblity of her reincarnating into a succubus)
Ant: writes "notebook instead"
MettatonSEX: sits near Asmodeus.
Barchar: (GUESS SHE DOESN'T NEED TO DO THAT NO MORE)
Corephys: "How old are you?"
Asmodeus : -He reaches a hand out and holds Mettaton's hand.-
Ant: (( *just notebook ))
Corephys: ((WHY DOES IT KEEP SENDING
Maxwell's book: a completely normal notebook is spawned
Asmodeus : [s]ELEVEN GODDAMNIT[/s]
Corephys: "I mean like.. after you're dead"
Muffet: she sighs, wrapping an arm around Fellby. "Weeell, now you know. Fun times."
Jäger Leyline: bak home the succubus are pleasure seeking women
MettatonSEX: has a soft, padded hand,
Asmodeus : -Is it mostly similar to Schyro's?-
Asmodeus : -Nvm.-
MettatonSEX: Oh, you can touch!
Maxwell's book: you CAN spawn another of this notebook. if you know what to write
Fellby: "Yup. Fun times indeed."
MettatonSEX: schyro has padded hands
Jäger Leyline: almost impossible to please
Asmodeus : "...I didn't care to remember my age. And yeah. A Mage gave me the ability to."
MettatonSEX: has passed hands, ass, and thighs.
MettatonSEX: *padded
Ant: erases and writes "Lambo"
Jäger Leyline: most men pass out but a few have died
MettatonSEX: Oh, cool.
Corephys: "Oh that's nice"
Asmodeus : -He's running his hands up their arm.-
: Hand*
Fellby: "So... they keep going?"
Muffet: "Pff. Amateurs."
MettatonSEX: That's wonderful, incredible magic.
MettatonSEX: has a segmented arm, so it has ridges.
Asmodeus : "Ill have to thank them again later."
Maxwell's book: if ant meant a Lamborghini by "lambo" thensome kinda of lamborghini is spawned! if that's not what he meant, please clarify
Jäger Leyline: never stop fellby
Jäger Leyline: been with one once
MettatonSEX: It's really cool.
Ant: wanted a Lomborghini and got a lamborghini
Ant: "Holy shit"
Asmodeus : "...You feel very similar to Schyro. Guess you guys must be very similar, considering the same person thing."
MettatonSEX: ...Yeah.
Maxwell's book: the lamborghini is in the bar though
Muffet: she rolls her eyes. "Morons. What good is a soul that didn't even get to stew in damnation?"
Jäger Leyline: I ran away after 20 hours
MettatonSEX: We, uh.
Muffet: "That's like...tea that you just dumped into water for two seconds."
Muffet: "Worthless."
Corephys: is idly floating around asmo
MettatonSEX: We have similar bodies but they're very different at the same time.
Corephys: pats his head
Corephys: "Who's Schyro?"
Jäger Leyline: the difference is that its lust? nothing about souls
Ant: "This thing....could be dangerous..."
MettatonSEX: ...My boyfriend.
Asmodeus : "Like a red mettaton."
Ant: writes "zombie"
Muffet: "Really?"
Muffet: "Well. Odd."
MettatonSEX: I'm still with Gaster, to clarify.
Corephys: "Um.. ok"
Maxwell's book: and of course, a generic zombie is spawned. it's shambling towards the nearest person
MettatonSEX: I'm polyamorous.
Jäger Leyline: rumor is that its a curse
Asmodeus : -He feels his thighs, and then lies his head on them.-
Barchar: (>TFW ZQ has a character named Sage)
Ant: erases lamborghini and writes "lightsaber"
MettatonSEX: Soft thighs
Barchar: (CQ*)
Asmodeus : "These are surprisingly soft."
Barchar: (>And every time you see her you think of)
Sage: (>this fuck)
MettatonSEX: I had them specially designed.
Maxwell's book: ant gets a lightsaber!
Jäger Leyline: women who are too greedy in life get cursed to have insatiable lyst
Asmodeus : "No wonder. They feel nice."
Jäger Leyline: lust*
Muffet: "Hardly sounds like a curse to me."
Fellby: kind of. Stares at Muffet.
Ant: decapitates the zombie
Muffet: "But hey! I'm the succubus!"
Muffet: "...WHat? Is something wrong?"
Maxwell's book: the zombie is decapitated.
Ant: erases lightsaber
Jäger Leyline: but they never get off
Maxwell's book: the lightsaber is erased
Fellby: "... So where's the kickass wings?"
Jäger Leyline: are never pleased
Muffet: "Oh, uhm..."
Corephys: "You never answered Metta"
Corephys: "What's Dad been up to?"
MettatonSEX: They're still metal, but special, more pliable metal with thick, soft foam that covers the wiring.
MettatonSEX: ...
: the waiter delivers the wings
MettatonSEX: Your father is dead.
Jäger Leyline: there they are
Corephys: "..."
Corephys: "Excuse me?"
Fellby: "Yeah!"
MettatonSEX: He died.
Muffet: "See, the thing is, I thought they'd be a biiiit of a giveaway once I stopped actually...you know. Succubusing? So, I had them cut off."
Muffet: "Oh, wait, you meant-okay."
Ant: (( i gtg ))
Ant: ((gn))
MettatonSEX: Some... excess DTM.
Maxwell's book: ((gn
Fellby: "... Mh."
MettatonSEX: ((gn
Corephys: "..."
Ant: sets the book down
MettatonSEX: ((im laughing at the wings
Maxwell's book: is put down on the couch
Barchar: (that was pretty good)
Maxwell's book: the zombie's corpse is still there
Ant: leaves, a little scared of the power of the book
Muffet: "Well. Uhm. Anyway. I did that with the tail, too."
: Ant [Ant] disconnected.
Fellby: "Damn."
Muffet: "...I don't know if I can grow them back,. Maybe?"
Corephys: she just fades away quickly
MettatonSEX: allows the child to lay on his thicc thighs.
Asmodeus : -Now, what he's doing would be weird in any other context, and is kinda weird now, but he's feeling Mettaton's torso, and chest area.-
MettatonSEX: thick thighs save lives
Fellby: "Maybe if we got a good healer..."
Asmodeus : -But he has no bad intents about it. Simply wants to feel things.-
Muffet: "Had to file down m fangs a bit, too." she said, running her tongue over one. "Thankfully, also being a spider and all, that wasn't too much of a problem. I couldn't just give upfangs."
Fellby: "Oh, and we can fix up your back, too!"
Muffet: "...Preferably not a clerical one. For, you know. Obvious reasons."
MettatonSEX: shudders a bit once Asmodeus touches the soul container.
Muffet: "Oh, god, that would be so nice."
Asmodeus : "...Oh, sorry."
MettatonSEX: Please don't tap the glass.
: Corphish [Corephys] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Asmodeus : -He avoids that.-
Fanta: enters her bedroom angrily
Fanta: "Fucking horse finally left.."
MettatonSEX: It's alright, just don't in the future, darlin.
Hywel: "Fanta."
Fanta: "Piece of shit."
Muffet: "I almost wonder if he knew, and just reveled in making me his bitch."
Hywel: "Even if it did. Calm the fuck down."
Colton: "Mom, what ha horse done to you"
Hywel: "You know what doing this means right?"
Fellby: "Mh..."
Fanta: "The horse tried to fucking kill me"
MettatonSEX: ruffles Asmodeus's hair.
Hywel: "You're stopping to that horse- how."
Fanta: "And said bad shit"
Colton: "What"
Barchar: (THE HORSE USED THE ROOTIN' TOOTIN' TORNADO)
Maxwell's book: ((you know, if you used the notebook's custom creation feature to edit metta or schyro, the robot body and the soul would be considered the same thing, so if you drew them as something else the soul wouldn't be there
Fanta: "It bit me"
MettatonSEX: ((hm
Asmodeus : -He's smiling lightly. He finishes his thing, and just lies there.-
Fanta: "But mostly the bad shit"
Muffet: "God, I'm glad he's dead."
MettatonSEX: is warm.
MettatonSEX: Pfft.
Hywel: "...Horses bite, Fanta."
Muffet: "I'd almost consider going back home just to torment him a bit. But, well..."
Muffet: "It turns out some people are under the impression I'm 'slacking'?"
MettatonSEX: You're a precious little guy.
Fanta: "It also slapped my ass"
Colton: "...It's...a horse...?"
Asmodeus : "You're a nice big guy."
Horse: Guess who's right out the window to their room
Hywel: "Reallh?"
Fanta: "Yes"
: Y*
MettatonSEX: laughs.
Muffet: she made air quotes with all six arms there.
Fanta: "I swear to god"
Fanta: "That horse is planning to murder us"
Muffet: "So, I don't know what would happen if I would go back there."
Hywel: "Fanta."
MettatonSEX: That's cute, aww!
Fellby: "Ha, really? Babe, you don't slack."
Jäger Leyline: hey the scumster guy
MettatonSEX: hugs Asmodeus with his noodles.
Fanta: "I swear"
Muffet: "Well, like I said, I haven't gotten a non-damned soul in...a long time."
Fellby: -Hs smile instantly falls.-
MettatonSEX: ((noodles as in noodle arms
Jäger Leyline: why didnt yiu steal his soul
Fanta: she looks up, and her eyes widen
Fanta: "It's watching us."
Asmodeus : -He smiles a little more. He can go on the conversation about how he died and shit, if Mettaton wants to know.-
Fanta: is speaking quietly
Hywel: "Fanta."
Hywel: -He gets up, and pets the horses mane.-
MettatonSEX: doesn't notice the bullethole and decidesit'd be rude to ask.
Asmodeus : -K.-
: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.
MettatonSEX: So, what brings you here?
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Asmodeus : "I was bored. Of the last place I found."
MettatonSEX: Oh.
Fanta: "DON'T TOUCH IT"
Fanta: "ALL IT SAYS IS LIES"
Hywel: "Fanta."
Muffet: "Are you okay?"
Horse: "..."
Fellby: "... I. Um."
Hywel: "Nothing. Nothing is happening."
Horse: "..."
Muffet: "I don't want to swamp you. I mean, I haven't really realized that this could be a bit much."
Fanta: "JUST YOU WAIT"
Asmodeus : "I like to do little jokes on people. People get really weird about ghosts and stuff."
Horse: [sub]"Your father was right"[/sub}
Fanta: fuck
Hywel: -He sucker punches he horse.-
Horse: the horse inches away
Hywel: "Fanta where's my bow."
Fellby: "Well. It's new."
Colton: "What?"
MettatonSEX: Yeah, I know.
Fanta: "I told you man"
Fanta: "I told you about horses"
Hywel: "He just shut talked me."
MettatonSEX: ...You ever possessed anyone?
: Shit*
Asmodeus : "Once."
Fellby: "But I'm okay with it."
Muffet: "...Uhm..."
Asmodeus : "Not to anyone innocent."
MettatonSEX: Good.
Muffet: "This doesn't change our plans, Jager?"
Asmodeus : "They deserved it. Bad person."
MettatonSEX: Anyway, did you humiliate them?
MettatonSEX: I imagine so.
Asmodeus : "I got them killed, for killing me."
MettatonSEX: Good.
Asmodeus : "By starvation, or thirst or whatever."
Fanta: "That's what he does..."
Hywel: "Asshole."
Jäger Leyline: nah we can still have fun
Hywel: "I pet him and shit too."
Jäger Leyline: BC looks nervous though
Horse: The horse runs back, bites hywel's ear, and runs away
MettatonSEX: Oh, that's painful, if he deserved that much then hell yeah.
Hywel: -He gets he bow.-
Barchar: "...Jager, I've known this the entire time that she's been in the bar."
Hywel: "We're feasting tonight.-
Horse: "You'll never be a decent fatheeeeeerrrrrrrr..."
Hywel: -He runs out.-
Barchar: "I mean. That said, I am still a bit nervous."
Fanta: she runs after him
MettatonSEX: Just don't hurt anyone innocent. I've done it. It was bad.
Barchar: "If I thought Jager was a lot..."
Asmodeus : "He did. He shot me, and let me bleed out."
Jäger Leyline: yeah but have you been loved by three people at once
Muffet: "Ohh, don't worry, little miss Virgin, I'll be gentle."
MettatonSEX: Rude.
Asmodeus : -He pulls the shirt down a bit, showing the scar.-
MettatonSEX: Oh...
Horse: the hornse is outside
MettatonSEX: hugs him closer.
Hywel: -He aims and fires.-
Hywel: -The bow.-
Horse: the horse falls over
Hywel: "...@
Fellby: "We'll take turns, doing whatever you want..."
Muffet: I realize now that her 'six-armed succubus' move is now a lot more...well.
Muffet: a statement
Hywel: -He shoots a couple more to be safe, and retrieves the arrows, returning to the house.-
: High Feast Laharl's connection timed out.
Hywel: "Okay done."
Jäger Leyline: she usually goes limp 1/5 of the way throufh
Horse: upon him getting close to the horse...
Asmodeus : "I'm fine though."
Hywel: "...@
Horse: the horse splits open
Hywel: "What."
Muffet: "Aww, that's adorable."
Barchar: "I squeak too."
Horse: like an egg sac, millions of tiny horses crawl out and crawl all over hywel
Fanta: "WHAT"
Maxwell's book: ((i'm going to go now
Jäger Leyline: she is so
MettatonSEX: Alright.
MettatonSEX: ((gn ce
Hywel: "NO."
Muffet: "Oh, Cheri, I could just pinch her little cheek."
Maxwell's book: ((gn everyone
: Maxwell's notebook [Maxwell's book] disconnected.
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Hywel: "WHAT THE FUCK."
Horse: they're all talking shit, they feel like spiders
Colton: "...Well. I'll ad that to my list of nightmares!"
Fanta: "WHAT"
Fellby: "How cute."
Jäger Leyline: shit cant believe its taken us this long to double date
Hywel: "FANTA, YOU NEED TO SHOOT FIRE AT ME RIGHT NOW."
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
Jäger Leyline: shall we go now?
Fanta: she shoots fire that won't burn.. too much
Fellby: "Ready when you are, baby."
Horse: the mini horses are now flaming mini horses
Jäger Leyline: Babe?
Fanta: "IS IT WORKING?"
Asmodeus : -He then stop drops and rolls.-
Hywel: -Nope he did that.-
Hywel: -Crushing spiders and putting out fire.-
Barchar: "Alright."
Horse: You are freed of most of the mini-horses
Asmodeus : "..."
Horse: Then you hear a large footstep
Muffet: she fucking picks Barchar up. "You, dearie, are going to have the time of your life <3"
Barchar: "oh. I'm in the air now."
Asmodeus : "Everyone here is so nice. Thank you, Mettaton."
Jäger Leyline: picks muffet and fellby up
Muffet: "Woah."
Jäger Leyline: I do the lifting here
MettatonSEX: It's no problem.
Fellby: "Whoooa!"
Barchar: "...Now I'm REALLY in the air."
Barchar: "Do not drop me."
Horse: and another
Hywel: "..."
Jäger Leyline: heads out cuz I gtg
Muffet: "Six arms, Cheri. I couldn't drop you if I wanted to."
Asmodeus : "...What are they doing?"
MettatonSEX: that group wasnt there
Muffet: tfw you make a joke and then make a joke about that joke and now mbm is canonically a succubus
Asmodeus : -Fucc.-
Fellby: is now presumably getting fucced, alright.
Asmodeus : -He fakes a deep breath.-
Horse: a horse the size of the house with 9 heads, each one ridden by a lady in a red dress attached to the horse's nose, with 9 horns on each head, and a mane made of the souls of orphans
Horse: "..."
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Fanta: "Inside inside inside inside inside"
Colton: what the fuck are you smoking slarvatg
Hywel: "Nononono."
: ((Slarvath what))
: ((Are you on))
: ((Lsd))
MettatonSEX: ((slarv stop
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Master Baker Muffet The Succubus [Muffet].
Muffet: might as well add this lol
Fanta: ((horse
: Master Baker Muffet The Succubus [Muffet] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].
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Muffet: she realizes eventually she's going to have to tell ember, too. That's going to be interesting.
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Horse: The horse speaks, its voice the combined voice of 9 different souls, each screaming in agony while orating at the same time
: (( Slarv
Horse: "Your dick is subpar at best"
Ember: (("What's a succubus?"
: (( Lemme get some of that
Asmodeus : "So, uh."
Muffet: it will also, however, be genuinely fun when one of those bitches near inevitably calls her a succubus at school.
Fanta: ((https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/86/92/e9/8692e9f0ff71db9f7545d647743e173b.jpg here u go
Fanta: "HYWEL GET IN THE HOUSE"
Hywel: -He does.-
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Fanta: "WE'RE GOING TO THE BASEMENT AGAIN"
Muffet: let's see. Polite, creepy smile? Little laugh?
Muffet: maybe just nod.
Fanta: goes and grabs the kids
Fanta: "There's no time to explain"
Fanta: "Basement, now"
Fellby: already fucked the grim reaper, now he's fucking a succubus too.
Colton: "[sub]wake me up[/sub]"
Hywel: -He was kids, and heads to basement,-
: Gets*
Fellby: -Mentally, he checks that off his list-
Muffet: he fucked a succubus LONG before he fucked the grim reaper
: (( I'm going to play some CS
Fanta: picks up the smols, and runs to the basement
Colton: he's actually singing bring me to life under his breath. It's literally perfect. You can almost hear the backing music too.
Asmodeus : -He looks around, still lying on Mettaton.-
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Fanta: https://rtfitch.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/pelehead.jpg
Fellby: -Next on his list: A mermaid. Hoefully he can get one out of the water.-
Fanta: http://assets.explainthisimage.com/hashed_silo_content/silo_content/34305/resized/explain.jpg
Colton: even those annoying-ass parts in songs that overlap, so you can't sing them both? Colton says 'fuck that'
Fanta: "It's gonna be ok"
Fanta: is huddled in the basement, the horse is silent
Muffet: -could probably manage to hook him up with a mermaid-like siren, if that's close enough-
Fellby: -GOOD ENOUGH-
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Fanta: what will happen to the children?
Fanta: will the horse leave?
MettatonSEX: Hm?
Fanta: to be continued because i need a shower
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Asmodeus : "What?"
Colton: make it a cold one to snap you out of whatever drug-induced haze you're in
Muffet: -say the word, she's got contacts-
MettatonSEX: I thought you said something.
Fellby: -oooooh-
Asmodeus : "Nope. I'd like to talk though. Don't know what to talk about, though."
MettatonSEX: Oh.
MettatonSEX: Well, I really don't have anything good to talk about.
: test screenshot
: http://i.imgur.com/NDggxx4.jpg
: oh that does work in games
Asmodeus : "Oh well. We'll find something."
MettatonSEX: Hm.
MettatonSEX: ...Well, what do you like?
Muffet: -not literally, though. She doesn't need eye correction, and either way she prefers glasses.-
Asmodeus : "...I dunno, actually. You."
Muffet: -cause who the fuck makes a nearsighted succubus?-
Asmodeus : "I like pulling little pranks."
MettatonSEX: Ohh, pranks you say?
MettatonSEX: has a grin.
Asmodeus : -He nods.-
: "is it just a prank?"
MettatonSEX: I personally like glitter bombing.
Asmodeus : "I liked to untie people's shoes. They'd get so confused, when they'd tie them, and just they wouldn't stay tied."
: "i'm up for any prank, really"
: "one time I set my programmer's house on fire"
: "good times"
Asmodeus : "Even funnier when they see them untie in front of their eyes.-
MettatonSEX: That's great... not yours Drakon.
MettatonSEX: Heh.
: "oh"
: "*
MettatonSEX: Oh, once I tied them together.
MettatonSEX: In an endless string of tied together shoes.
Asmodeus : "Ive never done that. I never really learned how to tie shoes."
Asmodeus : "Oh."
Muffet: I dunno what her Satan was like, but not the kind to make a nearsighted succubus.
MettatonSEX: Because I tied one end to someone else's shoe.
: i've read the word 'succubus' too many times in the last 2 hours stop
MettatonSEX: Over and over.
Asmodeus : "Huh."
MettatonSEX: It's fun.
MettatonSEX: Just tie super tight knots.
: "i could do that"
MettatonSEX: gets a text.
MettatonSEX: Oh, shit.
Fellby: -Maybe she wears hte frames for show-
Asmodeus : "Hmm?"
MettatonSEX: I'm sorry, but I need to get going.
Asmodeus : "Oh. Goodbye."
MettatonSEX: I'll see you around.
MettatonSEX: gets up, leavimg.
MettatonSEX: ((i gotta be up early, so, gn
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: ((Gn))
Muffet: oh yeah, definitely
Asmodeus : -He goes back to huddling to himself.-
Muffet: she wears glasses but they sure as hell aren't real
Muffet: glasses that only go over two eyes would be useless to her anyway
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: ((Oh god))
: ((Imagine having 8 different perceptions for contacts))
ghostriel: kek
: Perscriptions*
: (( All of them are wiper sunglasses
: ((Imma sleep too. Gn))
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Muffet: yeah, lucky her she don't gotta deal with that shit. Too cool for you motherfuckers DBB)
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Horse: There's someone in the basement with you...
Fanta: whoops
Fanta: forgot elo
Fanta: dumb gote
Horse: A light turns on
Colton: SHIA LEBOUF
Horse: "..."
Horse: "Hello"
Colton: "Oh God I'm scared"
Horse: a rocking pony is rocking back and forth in the basement
Horse: riding it is a two legged horse
Fanta: holds colton tightly
Horse: "On this day, upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there"
Colton: "Why is he quoting poetry"
Fanta: *yesterday
Horse: "I saw him once again today, oh how I wish he'd go away"
Fanta: "I don't know"
Horse: the horse opens its mouth
Horse: bats with horses for heads fly out
Horse: and swarm colton and fanta
Colton: "AAAAHHHHH"
Fanta: "AAAAAH"
Colton: "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Horse: the light turns off, all you can hear are neighs and screaming
Horse: the walls turn a disgusting shade of red and black
Horse: then... they turn back on
Horse: is everything.. normal?
Fellby: ((no, you are the horses
Fellby: ((and then... fanta was zombie
Fanta: ((But who was phone
Fanta: is on the floor, her head obscured
Fellby: ((john freeman, who was gordon freeman's brother
Colton: he's hyperventilating, laying on his side
Fanta: "C-colton..?"
Horse: you know this started as a gag where there was a horse that said mean things to you when nobody was looking
Horse: and then it kinda.. snowballed
Fellby: ((YEAH
Fellby: ((IT FUCKING DID
Fellby: ((i'm gonna go dream about mean horses now gn
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Fanta: ((gn
Fanta: she sits up
Colton: he looks up at her. [s]and is weARING A HORSE MASK[/S]
Fanta: SHE IS
Fanta: SHE HAS A HORSE'S HEAD
Colton: "NOPE. I'M DONE."
Fanta: "Are you ok?"
Fanta: "What?"
Colton: he just walks over and stares at the wall
Fanta: she feels her face, and takes the horse mask off
Fanta: "What the fuck.."
Colton: "I'M DONE. I'M FINISHED. I'M NOT."
Fanta: goes over to him
Horse: the satan horse has left
Horse: the remainder of your evening will be horse free
Fanta: "I don't know.. what just happened"
Fanta: she puts a hand on his shoulder
Colton: "Neither do I."
Fanta: picks him up
Fanta: "Wanna.. go to bed?"
Colton: "...yeah."
Barchar: (slarvath did you take fuckin painkillers or something cause seriously what the fuck)
Fanta: ((I don't know
Fanta: holds him close, walking to the bedroom
Colton: well, add horses to his fear list
Fanta: i think the fear is mutual
Fanta: tucks him into bed, and snuggles up beside him
Fanta: "Fuck horses.."
Fanta: ((I'm rping horse on /r/undertale now
Fanta: ((This is gonna go great
Colton: "Yeah."
Fanta: hugs him close
Fanta: ((lol they got pissed at me for not killing the horse instantly from a lightning punch
Fanta: ((Looks like you get all the horse fun since they can't comprehend horse
Fanta: ((Oh boy
Barchar: (I wonder how they'd react to Muffet)
Fanta: ((I had horse say someone was a failure and ofna said i was a dick
Barchar: (That's like the least insulting thing to say on its own)
Barchar: (like that's so vague)
Fanta: ((well, the exact quote was "That was a total dick move, @Horse"
Barchar: ("He said a mean thing :<<<<<<")
Fanta: ((In fucking character
Fanta: rubs his ears
Colton: there's that kinda weird, identical purr. But doing it seems to make him happy
Fanta: purrs back, trying to find a place he likes scratched the best
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Colton: it stays pretty constant. He doesn't really know how to make harder purrs. That said, he does seem to enjoy the ear scritches. Those get the Colton stamp of approval.
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoXDe8HxHBA
Fanta: "I'll keep you safe"
Colton: "Thanks..."
: Dude just
: stop
: http://i.imgur.com/jKcSDjZ.png
Fanta: tucks his head in her shoulder
Fanta: ((God
Barchar: ("HOPE N SHIZZ" "Kill me.")
Fanta: ((It's like he's doing a parody of komaeda
Colton: "...i thought I'd get away from the crazy."
Fanta: "Sorry..."
Colton: "It's okay. I'm used to it."
Fanta: "Life is just.. weird"
Fanta: "I'm gonna try my best to make it not weird but.. it's unpredictable"
Colton: "...Maybe I couldn't handle normal. I wanted normal, but..."
Fanta: "..."
Fanta: "I'm sorry.."
Colton: "Maybe my life is just crazy fanged ladies and 9-headed horses now."
Colton: "Ooh, a horsedra!"
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Fanta: ((Hi u missed horse
Jäger Leyline: ((ur a horse
Fanta: "Are you calling me crazy?"
Horse: yes i am
Horse: guess what's in the bar
Horse: that's fuckin right
Jäger Leyline: (whoa you made a character prompt
Horse: horseby
Fanta: ((Yes
Jäger Leyline: dreams are explorable
Colton: "What? No."
Colton: "I mean that Barchar lady"
Barchar: weeeee
Jäger Leyline: ((so is horse just a talking horse
Barchar: (NO.)
Fanta: "Oh"
Fanta: ((Talk to it and find out
Barchar: (JUST LOOK AT THE TOPIC YAZAN.)
Fanta: ((Read the logs
Jäger Leyline: is close to 20 now and is tied up in a chair
Fanta: "Well I got fangs too, y'know"
Jäger Leyline: looks bruised and tortured
Horse: There's no more horses in the house
Jäger Leyline: ((like I have time to read logs slarv
Fanta: ((I can do more horse things
: (( mochi ice cream is 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
Colton: "But you're not crazy. She is."
Fanta: ((It's not too late for more HORSE
Barchar: "...wwwell."
Jäger Leyline: coughs up some blood
: tge record player is there
Fanta: "I'm older than her"
: playing jazz
Barchar: "Shit, are you alright?"
Colton: "...Okay?"
Fanta: "Therefore I'm crazier"
Jäger Leyline: has no legs
Jäger Leyline: im still alive
Fanta: "...shit that doesn't help"
Jäger Leyline: why....what are you doing......here
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Barchar: "...God, I don't fucking know, Jager."
Colton: "...Why would that make you crazier anyway?"
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Jäger Leyline: you should hide
Jäger Leyline: he'll ......be back....
Barchar: "I don't care what happens to me."
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Barchar: "'He' can try whatever the hell he wants."
Jäger Leyline: ....why....do you keep.... coming back?
Barchar: "...Cause I care about you." she leans against the wall. "What, do you think I'm trying to hurt you?"
Jäger Leyline: I dont....know who....you are though
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Fanta: "Eh, dunno"
: a human man in a lab coat walks in. He looks familar
Barchar: "Yeah. I'm weird like that, huh?"
Barchar: "...oh shit."
: (( wait, there was a source remake for half-life 1
Barchar: yeah. I think she knows who this is. Scientist in TK-421, who's invariably a gigantic cockhead?
: evening. Are you prepared to be civil?
Colton: "...point is, she's weird."
Jäger Leyline: oh you know me Im the defintion of clouth
Barchar: she's shying away from him. She doesn't know if he can see her, but if so...
: "Apparently. Shall he get started?" -pulls out a drill-
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Fanta: "Yeah"
Jäger Leyline: Seriously what do yoy want your questions dont make an damn sense!
: (( kek
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: (( http://i.imgur.com/JiipPBY.png
Colton: "Are you sure you can't ask Jager to make her...not...come here every night? I'm just worried at what she might do..."
: (( http://i.imgur.com/9UTnU9G.png
Fanta: "..."
Fanta: "She's a good person"
Barchar: (So, who is komaeda out of curiosity)
: -places the drill into his side and drills into it- "If you cannot answer such simple. questions then what use are you to me?"
Fanta: ((The best character in dr2
Fanta: ((Aside from chiaki
Jäger Leyline: just grunts in pain and grits his teeth
Fanta: ((Who the fanbase interprets as "I LOVE HOPE ALL THAT'S GOOD IS HOPE HOPE HOPE EVERYTHING HOPE"
: "it has to be something. Everyone else has failed to reach this far"
Barchar: she grits her teeth and clenched her fists. God, if she could interrupt this shit.
: https://youtu.be/hK3qgfufogY has started playing on the record player
Jäger Leyline: shouldnt you be asking...about our lines.........our man power or....stragery
Fanta: snuggles him close
Barchar: "When I see you again, you're dead you know. I used to hate you before. But now, you've struck juuuust the right nerve. I won't rest until I see you on the ground, coughing up whatever little amount of blood you have left." she said, glaring at the totally mysterious scientist that I don't know the name of at all
Fanta: "I'm gonna try and sleep"
Colton: "...okay."
Fanta: "If you hear a horse, wake me up"
Horse: the couch is gone
Horse: All there is is a horse
Fanta: kisses him on the forehead and goes to sleep
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: -stops the drill and pulls it out. Places a pipe in it
Barchar: well, add the horse to her 'necks to snao' list
Barchar: she took a grenade for that goddamn couch
: "Im going to place a solution in your wound which will cause your entire body to be in pure agony"
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Jäger Leyline: splits blood at him, "fuck you.
Horse: It's an infahorse
Horse: You can sit on it if you want
Barchar: "Ooh, maybe I can practice!" she says cheerfully, trying to snap his stupid dream neck, not that she expected it to work.
: "I already have a sample thank you and I thought you prefered women
Barchar: yeah that seems like a totally good idea
Jäger Leyline: -she phases through-
Barchar: nice practice for the motion, though!
Jäger Leyline: I do as a matter of fact and I got a knack for licking old cunts. After I done kicking the shit out of you Im going to kick the shit out of your entire army"
: "charming" -administers the solution-
Jäger Leyline: lets out a scream that sounds like years pf his life being drained away.
Barchar: whistles happily. "Ahh, it's gonna be soooo nice when this actually works, you son of a bitch."
Barchar: "I wonder if the noise is gonna be crunchy? I figure. You will be a skeleton by then."
Jäger Leyline: squirms and shakes. Its pure misery. Every pain receptor in his bosy is going off
Jäger Leyline: -bc might be able to feel it rom the memory alobe
Barchar: Ohhh, she can. And that's only making her try harder. "Or maybe, it'll still be squishy. I dunno what you're really made of anymore."
: -stops after 10 minutes- Youre still alive. Everyone else went into shock and died from sensory overload"
Barchar: "All I know is when that thing turns sideways, and I year that thud on the ground...? Hooo, Leyline is gonna have a run for his money when it comes to moments of pure unbridled pleasure."
: (( well fuck
: (( http://i.imgur.com/xWLXSTt.png
Jäger Leyline: is wheezing and has his head down
: "So what is it? What is it that keeps you going?"
: that was one of the cleanest sentences I've seen from you yaz
Jäger Leyline: (my thumbs are too big and this phones keyboard i ls too small
Barchar: Methinks there's some serious shit going on
Barchar: So yaz needs to focus on not fucking up with that shit
Jäger Leyline: ......she....
Jäger Leyline: (koreans have smaller everything compared to me
: (( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Barchar: (walked into that one)
: "Oh? Finally decided to answer my question?"
: "whose is she?" -grabs and lifts his head up to look him in the eye-
: the music gets louder
: i imagine the music as lisa frank 420
: just
Barchar: "Maybe I should take a note from Muffet? Bash your skull in?"
: really loud vaporwave as jager gets drilled through his sides
Barchar: "I bet it feels reeeeally good."
Jäger Leyline: grits his teeth. "Something you cant take from me" Headbutts the doctor-
: -stumbles backwards and grabs his nose as it bleeds
Jäger Leyline: "Uncivilized animal!"
: -said that-
Barchar: "Amoral skeleton douchebag."
: i feel like I should feel pain
: I have two options
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Jäger Leyline: ...fuck....you
: -unholsters a pistol and fires a round into his head-
Barchar: "HOLY SHIT"
Jäger Leyline: goes limp
Barchar: almost dives for his neck again, before realizing...right. She couldn't.
: "I believe were done. Guards discard the corspe
Barchar: "...This doesn't make any sense. He's not dead."
Barchar: "YOU'RE dead." she said, pointing at MAAAAYBE WDG I DUNNOOOO
: the doctor leaves and two guards drag his body out
Barchar: "But he isn't dead. He's alive. I know he is."
: "Need to get working on the clone"
Barchar: "...God dammit, you motherfucker."
: the guards toss the body on table
Barchar: she laughs. "You killed my boyfriend. God, I am sooooooo going to kill your ass."
: -wheels it to room of piles of corpses-
Barchar: "And when you try to Darth Vader me, I'm just going to laugh and laugh."
Barchar: "Maybe you're even telling the truth about it. That doesn't matter anymore. Maybe it never mattered. Either way, that's not gonna stop me for a second.
Jäger Leyline: ....uhh....
Fanta: gets the feeling she should hug colton tighter, so she do
Colton: he is okay with this
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: "Holy shit, how?"
Barchar: "Dreams, I guess."
Jäger Leyline: grabs his left eye
Barchar: "Because in a timeline without determination, you should be deeeeead dead dead."
Jäger Leyline: stumbles to get up
Jäger Leyline: walks over to the door
Barchar: "Okay normally I'd stop you, but yeah, you really need to get the fuck out of this fucker's lab."
Jäger Leyline: grabs a hidden knife in his shoe and stealth kills two guards
Jäger Leyline: No.....have to...stop him
Jäger Leyline: its clear hes missing his left eye
Barchar: "Jager, I know what he becomes. You can't stop him. At best, you'll just erase him. But trust me, he'll be back."
Jäger Leyline: heads into the armory
Jäger Leyline: my grabs a rocket launcher
Jäger Leyline: enters the lab
Barchar: She sighs, staying put of the way, even if she's sure they're back on script.
: -turns around "well now it seems yo-
Jäger Leyline: fires the rocket into the room blowing it up
: a generator chain reacts and the compound starts blowing it up
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Jäger Leyline: high tails it out of there
Jäger Leyline: jumps out of the exit door as the explosion send him flying
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Jäger Leyline: eventually he gets up and starts walking back
: the record player is there playing loudily the whole time
Barchar: she laughs. "I'd high-five you if your arm wasn't probably broken."
Jäger Leyline: ....it...is
Barchar: "...sorry I couldn't help. The world has this annoying habit of going on-script every time I want to do something."
Jäger Leyline: just...being here....helps....
Barchar: "...thanks."
Jäger Leyline: ....your like....her
Barchar: "...I have no love for thwt man, but I am still curious about the same thing he is. Who is 'her'? Loni?"
Jäger Leyline: passes out
: everything goes white
Barchar: "God fucking dammit."
Jäger Leyline: who is a kid again is there standing next to the record player as it plays the blues
Jäger Leyline: is bobbing his head and smiling
Barchar: she tussles his hair before heading out. She'd probably be able to ask the non-dream Jager about that.
Jäger Leyline: is asleep in cautime
: the dream fades away
Jäger Leyline: ((WILL BC KILL WDG? DOES JAGER HAVE A CLONE? IS THIS A RIP OFF?
Barchar: (FIND OUT NEXT TIME LN)
Barchar: (JAGER BALL Z)
Jäger Leyline: ((FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON THE FINAL EPISODE OFJAGER BALL Z)
Barchar: (I MEAN THE WDG THING PROBABLY WON'T BE NEXT TIME, THAT'S PROBABLY GONNA TAKE A FUCKING BIT)
Barchar: (ALSO, WILL THE LAST EPSIODE INVOLVE BARCHAR SEEING BARCHAR? PROBABLY NOT, BECAUSE THIS PATTERN SEEMS TO BE 2 YEARS BETWEEN EVERY DREAM, AND I THINK JAGER IS PROBABLY OLDER THAN 22)
Jäger Leyline: (HES 24 ATM
Jäger Leyline: ((ALSO ITS LARGER THAN 2 YEARS CUZ HED BE ONLY 10 THEN
Barchar: (NOT IF WE DIDN'T START AT 2)
Barchar: (BUT AIGHT)
Jäger Leyline: ((WE TRUE BUT GO TO BED
Barchar: (ALSO HOW AM TO TURNS OFF THE LOCK CAPS)
Jäger Leyline: ((YOU DONT
Horse: jager can dream of a horse for the rest of the night
Barchar: FUCK off horse
Horse: never
Jäger Leyline: is having a good nights rest
Jäger Leyline: thamks to BC
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Jäger Leyline: can be woken up though
Jäger Leyline: has face on BCs pillow butt
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Jäger Leyline: (I summon thee bread
: ((ECH))
Jäger Leyline: (oo
Jäger Leyline: ((damn I summoned jontron
Jäger Leyline: ((Joonnn!
: ((Brb shower))
Jäger Leyline: (K
Jäger Leyline: ((Wanna OW?
: ((Don't have time))
: ((Didn't wake up early hh
Jäger Leyline: (oh well
Jeska or Jekon: -has put Fluffy and Belle in a pen-
Acastus: "You know I can make them right."
Jeska or Jekon: shouldnt it be natural?
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon].
Acastus: "Well yeah, but putting them in a pen eliminates that."
Jeska or Jekon: oh yeah
Jeska or Jekon: are they interested in each other
Jeska or Jekon: been trying to keep Jasper away
Acastus: "...Well, relationship wise, they don't care. Mating, yeah, they're fine with eachother."
Acastus: "Depends if some other wolf impressed Belle more."
Jeska or Jekon: whats she thinking about Fluffy
Acastus: "That she'll mate with him if there is no other choice. They'll do it with eachother if they think there's no one else to do it with."
Jeska or Jekon: oh shes an uptight bitch huh?
Jeska or Jekon: youre standards are too high Belle!
Acastus: -She barks.-
Acastus: "Or, she wants to see a lot of choices before making one."
Acastus: "Which is the case."
Jeska or Jekon: ugh
Jeska or Jekon: stuck up bitch
Acastus: "That's true. She's, by definition, a bitch."
Jeska or Jekon: hes a good boy,
Jeska or Jekon: what more does she want
Acastus: "Okay once again, maybe she will choose him. But she wants to choose, not have t get choosen for her."
Jeska or Jekon: opens the pin
Jeska or Jekon: pen*
Acastus: -Belle runs out.-
Jeska or Jekon: I don't thing Fluffy got to bred last year
Acastus: "He didn't."
Acastus: "He's not much for hunting."
Jeska or Jekon: Well you might have to get a mate for him
Jeska or Jekon: I had those two locked up for like an hour
Jeska or Jekon: they just started at each other
Acastus: -Belle runs back in, and goes to Fluffy.-
Acastus: "Okay."
Acastus: "They're gonna start having sex, if you want to look away, do."
Acastus: -The wolves be Fukin.-
Jeska or Jekon: Eh...I just feel bad that we have to make them
Jeska or Jekon: does bother her
Acastus: "It's less "Making them" more asking them to."
Acastus: "I hardly ever force them to do things. They think very very highly of me."
Jeska or Jekon: and what of me?
Acastus: "What?"
Jeska or Jekon: what do they think of me?
Acastus: "They think you're like, above the same rank as them."
Acastus: "Not at the same rank as me. Like, a high ranked wolfs mate."
Jeska or Jekon: well I'm off limits
Jeska or Jekon: and I'm the most domiant one here
Acastus: "They don't think that, though."
Acastus: -The wolves finish, and leave.-
Jeska or Jekon: gonna have to teach them then
Jeska or Jekon: cracks her knuckles
Acastus: "You wanna know something interesting, about how smart wolves are?"
Jeska or Jekon: hmm?
Acastus: "Sometimes, a mate of a wolf with out her head on her mates neck, when he's about to fight another wolf. It makes it look like she's cowering in fear, but she's really protecting his throat."
Jeska or Jekon: so the women take the attack then?
Acastus: "They might, or they'll try to attack the male somewhere less lethal."
Acastus: "And it's not like women are useless. They can fight."
Jeska or Jekon: huh
Jeska or Jekon: you saying that I should take the hits for you?
Acastus: "Nope."
Acastus: "Maybe."
Jeska or Jekon: slugs his shoulder
Acastus: "Ow, FUUUCK."
Acastus: "You have like, muscles that stopped a freaking bullet!"
Acastus: "I'm a human!"
Acastus: -He punches her shoulder.-
Jeska or Jekon: I didn't hit you that hard
Acastus: -Probably hurts kinda.-
Jeska or Jekon: ......
Jeska or Jekon: I think I felt that
Acastus: "Shut up."
Jeska or Jekon: chuckles
Acastus: -He tries over and over again.-
Acastus: "Ahhhhhhhh."
Jeska or Jekon: you hurt yourself?
Jeska or Jekon: looks like you need to work out
Acastus: "What arreee yooouuuuu."
Acastus: -He stops.-
Jeska or Jekon: I'm an arfitical person that has an indestructible metal skeleton
Jeska or Jekon: 4 times the density of muscle
Jeska or Jekon: and a cortin embedded epidermis
Jeska or Jekon: you know, hence why I weigh 350 lbs
Acastus: "That's not fair."
Jeska or Jekon: Yeah well at least you weren't shot in the head and lost all your memories
Jeska or Jekon: and whatever family you had prior to that
Acastus: "...Yeah, sorry."
Jeska or Jekon: .....
Jeska or Jekon: its alright
Jeska or Jekon: I have you noq
Jeska or Jekon: now*
Acastus: "Mmhmm."
Acastus: -He kiss.-
Jeska or Jekon: kisses back
Jeska or Jekon: so is Belle knocked up?
Acastus: -He shrugs.-
Jeska or Jekon: come one lets watch some TV
Acastus: "Okay."
Jeska or Jekon: heads in and flips the tele on
Loni Leyline: -is asleep-
Azalea: -She isn't.-
Loni Leyline: -wakes up-
Loni Leyline: -yawns- Morning...azalea
Azalea: "Morning."
Loni Leyline: -looks at the sleeping Elo-
Loni Leyline: ....He looks terrible
Azalea: "...Yeah..."
Loni Leyline: I went to Dr. Fin
Azalea: "What did he say?"
Loni Leyline: he said he'll take a look at him and the sample I gave him
Loni Leyline: said hes going to test out some agalmate solutions he has, and the cure he had for me
Azalea: -She nods.-
Loni Leyline: I hope it works
Loni Leyline: -looks depressed-
Azalea: "I know..."
Loni Leyline: lets....go somewhere
Azalea: "Okay..."
Loni Leyline: -gets up and goes outside to the springs-
Azalea: -She follows.-
Loni Leyline: -strips and gets in-
Azalea: -She does too.-
Loni Leyline: -despite the spring, she still looks sad-
Azalea: -She gets close to her./
Loni Leyline: -doesn't really react, shes kind of spaced out-
: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] is now Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline].
Azalea: "Loni?"
Loni Leyline: hmm
Loni Leyline: ?
Azalea: "You seem out of it.@
Loni Leyline: Im just...worried about Elo
Azalea: "I know..."
Loni Leyline: .....how can I cure him?
Azalea: "I don't know."
Loni Leyline: slumps
Loni Leyline: ....I... don't know what to do
Azalea: -She hugs.-
Azalea: "Come on.... We're here to be happy."
Loni Leyline: wipes he face
Azalea: "..."
Loni Leyline: I'm sorry, I jsut....can't get it off my mind
Azalea: -She starts kissing.-
Loni Leyline: tries to, but then stops, kind of pushing Azalea off
Loni Leyline: ...I'm sorry....
Azalea: "...Oh."
Azalea: -She just sits in the water.-
Loni Leyline: kind of huddles up
Azalea: "Do you want space?"
Loni Leyline: shakes her head
Azalea: -She hugs.-
Loni Leyline: ....is this what it was like.....when I was dying?
Azalea: -She nods.-
Loni Leyline: how did you deal with it?
Azalea: "...I didn't, really. You got better."
Loni Leyline: oh
Loni Leyline: leans into the hug
Azalea: -She hugs back./
Loni Leyline: ...are we going to lose him?
Azalea: "...Maybe."
Loni Leyline: chokes u after hearing that
Loni Leyline: up*
Azalea: "..."
Loni Leyline: mestarts crying
Loni Leyline: cries evrytim
Azalea: -She hugs.-
Azalea: -More.-
Loni Leyline: stops after a while
Loni Leyline: hugs back
Loni Leyline: ...Azalea....
Loni Leyline: ..don't ever leave me
Azalea: "I won't..."
Loni Leyline: stays there with her, just its too sad
Jäger Leyline: -enters the house-
Hywel: -He's there probably. Azalea told him they were going out to the spring.-
Jäger Leyline: hey Hyel
Loni Leyline: hywel*
: Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Hywel: "Sup."
Jäger Leyline: my "Friends are doing something stupid sense" went off yeterday
Jäger Leyline: what happened?
Hywel: "A horse was talking shit."
Jäger Leyline: A horse?
Hywel: "Yeah."
Jäger Leyline: okay...what happend to it?
Hywel: "I killed t."
Hywel: "It then split into halves, and released horse spiders on me."
Jäger Leyline: ....the fuck?
Jäger Leyline: this happen here?
Hywel: "Yes.@
Jäger Leyline: sits next to him
Jäger Leyline: well I can tell that I had the better day yesterday then
Hywel: "What happened?"
Jäger Leyline: went bowling with BC, Muffet, and Fellby which led to a foursome
Hywel: "...Okay."
Jäger Leyline: holds his fist up to indicate a pound it
Hywel: "No."
Jäger Leyline: sighs
Jäger Leyline: come on don't leave me hangin
Hywel: -He rolls his eyes, and does it.-
Jäger Leyline: makes the hand explosion and makes the sound too
Jäger Leyline: that fellby guy is pretty guy too
Hywel: "Okay."
Jäger Leyline: stares at him
Jäger Leyline: you know you suck at basic conversation
Hywel: "Azalea and Loni went to the hot spring."
Jäger Leyline: okay cool, they know the way
Hywel: "Yeah."
Jäger Leyline: ....so what did the horse say?
Hywel: "Bad shit."
Jäger Leyline: Do I have to bride you to talk
Jäger Leyline: to say more than just one sentence at a time?
Hywel: "He said I couldn't be a good father."
Hywel: "Mothercucking horse."
: Fucking*
Jäger Leyline: you tell him off?
Hywel: "I killed it'll
: It*
Jäger Leyline: but it came back?
Hywel: "No, it turned to horse spiders."
Jäger Leyline: did you kill them too?
Hywel: "Then a hint horse demon."
: Horse*
Hywel: "It's gone now."
Jäger Leyline: I got a flamethrower if that happens again
Hywel: "Fanta is a flame yhrowerSl
: Thrower*
Jäger Leyline: oh yeah
Jäger Leyline: I forget she has weapons
Jäger Leyline: ...so.....anything esle?
Jäger Leyline: hows the other kids?
Hywel: "Doing alright."
Jäger Leyline: how are you doing?
Hywel: "Giod."
: Good*
Jäger Leyline: lays his head on his lap
Jäger Leyline: so I meet this ghost kid
Jäger Leyline: said he hasn't felt someone in like years
Jäger Leyline: was shot too
Hywel: "Oh. Shit."
Jäger Leyline: yeah think about it
Jäger Leyline: stuck as a ghost forvere
Jäger Leyline: forever*
Jäger Leyline: poor kid
Hywel: "Must suck."
Hywel: "Isn't your gf a ghost?"
Jäger Leyline: yeah but she has a body
Hywel: "True."
Jäger Leyline: which can feel what she wanys
Jäger Leyline: wants*
Jäger Leyline: and shapeshift
Hywel: "How'd you find out about him?"
Hywel: "Thought ghosts were invisible."
Jäger Leyline: so lass named Avanne casted a spell on him
Hywel: "Ah."
Jäger Leyline: sweet kid, despite being dead and all
Asmodeus : -You can ask him to come to the house if you wanted to.-
Asmodeus : -He wouldn't stay, but he could meet people.-
Jäger Leyline: think he would want to stay?
Jäger Leyline: I mean does doesn't need food or anything
Jäger Leyline: pulls hywel into a snuggle
Hywel: -he shrugs.-
Hywel: -He shrugs.-
Jäger Leyline: gets close
Jäger Leyline: shrugging is not the best answer
Jäger Leyline: have you always been this quiet
Hywel: "You're the one who met him. And yeah. I guess."
Jäger Leyline: so then tell me about yourself
Hywel: "...You know enough about me already, to be honest."
Jäger Leyline: lets see
Jäger Leyline: you come from a world that had a virus wipe out most of the population
Jäger Leyline: meet you when you were Azalea's age
Jäger Leyline: magically aged to 21
Jäger Leyline: won't share a beer with me
Jäger Leyline: is secertly gay for me
Jäger Leyline: enjoys being dominated by fanta
Jäger Leyline: Loni had a crush on you
Jäger Leyline: what else?
Hywel: "I don't like drinking for a specific reason."
Jäger Leyline: why is that?
Hywel: "Oh. Shit. We never let that guy out of the prison."
Jäger Leyline: oh shit
Jäger Leyline: gets up
Jäger Leyline: lets check on him
Hywel: "What even was his name again?
Jäger Leyline: Amido?
Jäger Leyline: grabs Hywel's ass and takes him into the basement
Amado: -He's there, eating candy.-
Amado: "Can I get out now?"
Jäger Leyline: Hywel?
Hywel: -He follows.-
Jäger Leyline: you're choice unless you want to pay me back
Amado: "I'm thirsty, please."
Hywel: -He sighs.-
Jäger Leyline: you got the key anyways
Hywel: "Fine, Jäger. But not today, or tommorow, or maybe this week for the matter. Get him a room."
Amado: -He smiles-
Jäger Leyline: I was referring to cash, but okay
Jäger Leyline: you got the key right?
Hywel: -He gives it to Jäger.-
Hywel: "Oh. Cash works."
Jäger Leyline: Nope, too late
Hywel: "Shit."
Jäger Leyline: no take backsies
Jäger Leyline: opens the cage
Jäger Leyline: alright Amado
Amado: "Can you unlock the door?"
Jäger Leyline: you're choice
Jäger Leyline: your*
Jäger Leyline: you can stay here and be the house caretacker
Amado: "Okay."
Jäger Leyline: or you can leave, get a hostel room and figure thins out for your own
Amado: "What? I said okay, this is a job."
Amado: "I can work. I can now the lawn, too."
Jäger Leyline: you'll be cleaning the house, making the beds, prepping dinner, and doing lawn maintance
Jäger Leyline: hands him a bottle of water
Amado: -He drinks it fast.-
Jäger Leyline: grabs a 2nd bottle
Jäger Leyline: and you can stay in this room
Jäger Leyline: -the prison is an enclosed room with a metal door with a sliding door window
Jäger Leyline: hands him some cleaning gloves and a mop
Jäger Leyline: so you can get started
Jäger Leyline: you'll have free access to food and shower
Jäger Leyline: now if you'll excuse me, Hywel and I are going back to making out
Jäger Leyline: ((bread to dead?
Amado: "You two a couple?"
Hywel: "No."
Jäger Leyline: yes
Hywel: "No."
Jäger Leyline: this is my boyfriend
Hywel: "No. I'm not."
Amado: "That's cute."
Jäger Leyline: hes just shy
Hywel: "Go fuck your selves."
Hywel: -He leaves.-
Jäger Leyline: God what a grump
Jäger Leyline: what does Fanta see in him?
Amado: "You live with him?"
Jäger Leyline: I know
Jäger Leyline: he has no sense of humor, couldn't talk his way out of jar, and is just all around unpleasant
Jäger Leyline: but he has a real nice ass
Jäger Leyline: we're just FWBS though
Amado: "...Seems like a pain to live with."
Amado: -You haven't lived with this leech yet.-
Jäger Leyline: he either doesn't care or gets moopy rea quick
Jäger Leyline: real*
Jäger Leyline: then just says fuck ya'll
Amado: "Yep."
Jäger Leyline: so the cleaning materials are under the sink
Jäger Leyline: theres a shed outside of the house for lawn stuff
Jäger Leyline: and don't kill the chickens
Jäger Leyline: you start today
Jäger Leyline: you screw up big time youre out
Amado: "Okay!"
Jäger Leyline: Imma find hywel
Jäger Leyline: goes upstairs to fins Hywel
Jäger Leyline: Oh Hywel
Hywel: "I really don't like doing stuff with you. I'm married."
Hywel: "It makes me really uncomfortable."
Jäger Leyline: ...
Jäger Leyline: alright
Jäger Leyline: Im sorry
Jäger Leyline: I didnt think it bothered you that much
Hywel: "It's fine."
Hywel: "But it does."
Jäger Leyline: .....
Hywel: "..."
Jäger Leyline: I thought for awhile you enjoyed it and tge teasing
Hywel: "...Ehh."
Hywel: "It doesn't feel right."
Hywel: "To Fanta.@
Jäger Leyline: well consider.it.even then since.she screwed.jeska
Jäger Leyline: Fantas an 18000 year old being. Im surprised she could settle down
Hywel: "That was before we were married, anyways."
Jäger Leyline: you were engaged though
Hywel: "Yeah, and she was extremely stressed."
Hywel: "Plus, again, the engagement was after, I think?"
Jäger Leyline: well still
Jäger Leyline: its not like this will break you two up
Jäger Leyline: you know she watched right?
Hywel: "You realize saying all this isn't helping, right?"
Hywel: "She even said it made her uncomfortable.
Jäger Leyline: then why did.she tell me she enjoyed it?
Jäger Leyline: god damn it
Hywel: "Do you not remember when we were saying that that wouldn't happen often, if at all?"
Hywel: "I'm sorry, but you can't force me to do that stuff. And I'm not okay with it, Jäger."
Hywel: "I know you're used to hopping between people, but not everybody likes that."
Jäger Leyline: I talked to her seperately later....fuck it
Hywel: "Are we done here?"
Jäger Leyline: yea yeah I get it
Hywel: "Good."
Jäger Leyline: sits down
Hywel: "..."
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Jäger Leyline: so wanna go clay pigeon shooting
Hywel: "Skeet? Trap? Which type?"
Jäger Leyline: dont have a house so just a thrower
Hywel: -He nods.-
Jäger Leyline: just clay pigeon them
Fanta: screams
Hywel: "This is similar to hunting birds, I assume."
Hywel: "Fanta?"
Jäger Leyline: the fuckm
Fanta: is in bed
Jäger Leyline: get up to check
Fanta: woke up with a horse's head in her bed
Jäger Leyline: .....
Fanta: "WHAT THE FUCK"
Horse: It neighs
Jäger Leyline: goes and gets the head
Jäger Leyline: punches it
Jäger Leyline: Youre suppose to be dead!
Horse: "..."
Fanta: ((Brb
Fanta: "Fucking horses.."
Jäger Leyline: (got to go to bed
Horse: the head melts
Jäger Leyline: leaves cuz fuck this
: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.
Fanta: gets outta bed, there's blood all on her
: Fanta's connection timed out.
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Colton: God fucking dammit slarvath, you and your horses
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Skool [Barchar].
: Skool's connection timed out.
Horse: Horseby's in the bar
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Horse: The horse is a metaphor
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: (( http://i.imgur.com/NHooVQZ.png
Fanta: ((GODDAMMIT WHY DIDN'T TVTROPES SPOILER TAG THAT
: (( /r/UT is fucking breaking up
Fanta: ((now i know what happens in s3, or at least i have a vague idea
: (( They're fucking dying
: (( Trying to save themselves
Fanta: ((Re-FUCK I'VE BEEN IN HERE TOO LONG I NEED TO GO
: (( http://i.imgur.com/Z60Xw8H.png
: (( shitshow.png
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: ((You good Slarv))
DamnDude: [[ So I decided to look on the /r/undertale RP after bloo posting something about it. ]]
DamnDude: [[ Shitshow detected ]]
: (( Half of the shitshow was on some other fucking server
Fanta: ((What the fuck
: (( senIGRADE IS ON INSTINCT WHAT THE FUCK
Fanta: ((Coming home save some shit for horse
Fanta: ((I don't care if they don't like horse i'm doing it
Horse: there's a galloping near the hot spring
: (( They just did some huge revelation thing
: (( /r/UT almost split into two
Fanta: ((Wut
: (( I don't know either but it was a shitshow
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Fanta: ((Hi
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Corphys [Corphys].
: ((So okay
: ((From what I can gather
: ((/r/UT got fucked up because Tangy decided to rip the main hub of RP away
Corphys: ((What
: (( Yeah something like that
: ((AKA she tried to rip away Serac's House, which went about as well as if you tried to keep us from RPing in the bar.
Corphys: ((Why
: ((Fuck if I know
: (( "serac's house is for friends and family only"
: (( It was good kek material
Corphys: ((Perfect time to be a hornse
Horse: He's still there, polishing a glass
DamnDude: [[ I read up that they "Weren't taking it serious enough" ]]
Corphys: ((Um
: (( "We should make two channels"
Corphys: ((Ok
Corphys: ((It's gonna be about 20 minutes before i get home
Corphys: ((When I do, im gonna try and salvage it
Corphys: ((How do
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Frisk: (('Ello
: ((Cause Soylent Green is people, and I herd my steeple
: ((Pop a red pill and a blue pill and I violate my people
: ((Cause I am such a violent need, living is a violent deed.
: ((Watsky raining down on his high-horse steed.
: Skool [Barchar] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].
Barchar: she appears behind the horse, clearing her throat. "Funny, I don't remember you."
Frisk: ((Tangy: i feel hurt now
Frisk: ((Ow the edge
: ((OH MAN
: ((DELTA FUCKING WARRIOR vs TANGY
Barchar: (OH JESUS)
Barchar: (S I T U A T I O N A L G O D M O D D I N G)
Frisk: ((This is gonna be great
Barchar: (IS COMING TO A HEAD)
Barchar: (BULLSHIT MOD RP VS. BULLSHIT MOD RP)
Barchar: (LOSER GETS BANNED)
Barchar: (...tangy is a mod right)
Barchar: (my brain isn't just breaking on that)
: ((Tangy is a Mod
: ((Senigrade is an admin
: ((Senigrade outranks Tangy and is also known as DELTA FUCKING WARRIOR
Barchar: (okay)
Barchar: (SO YEAH BULLSHIT MOD RP VS. BULLSHIT ADMIN RP)
Barchar: (LOSER STILL GETS BANNED)
Corphys: ((FUCK I GOTTA SEE THIS
Barchar: (LOSER PROBABLY DOESN'T GET BANNED)
Barchar: (I HOPE LOSER GETS BANNED)
Barchar: (IF SO THERE'S NO BAD OPTION)
: ((If loser's getting banned
: ((I'm rooting for Delta
Corphys: ((Yeah fuck tangy
Barchar: (Delta warrior is a godmodder, but he at least seems like an adult)
Corphys: ((WHERE IS IT
Barchar: (i mean figuratively, i don't know his actual age)
Horse: "..."
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Barchar: "..."
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: ((yee haw
Barchar: she just...moves back over to the couch
: ((What's going on
Horse: "..."
Corphys: ((Ok, I think I found why Tangy decided to do it
Barchar: (Horse)
Corphys: ((Because "People weren't taking rp seriously"
Corphys: ((So, to spite the /r/undertale rp, she took away their hub
Barchar: (>Not taking rp seriously)
Barchar: (>Has a character whose blood is gasoline with a pocket dimension called the zebraspace)
Barchar: (>[i]not taking rp seriously[/i])
Corphys: ((Nonono
Corphys: ((Serac is a blob of gasoline
Barchar: (>[i]is fucking rping in the goddamn first place, like as fun as this is it is not a fucking super srs art form[/i])
: ((I thought it wasn't serious
Barchar: (>[i]NOT TAKING RP SERIOUSLY[/i])
Barchar: (>[i]HAS THE ROOM BASICALLY OPEN TO FUCKIGN A N Y B O D Y[/i])
: ((Lol I think it's been the most serious ever lately
: ((Because I accidently introduced sad
Frisk: ((Thanks to us
Frisk: ((We're slowly making /r/UT RP a better place /s
Frisk: ((We're actually just fuckin' schoolin' these kiddos
Barchar: (It's like it's a REAL STORY NOW)
Horse: It stares at Barbrab
Barchar: "..."
Female Asriel: She's washing the blood off herself
Colton: "...I wonder where the horse went."
Female Asriel: "Is there any on you?"
Female Asriel: She woke up with a horse's head in her bed
Colton: yeahh i saw
Colton: "..Uhm...I don't think so?"
Female Asriel: "Good"
Frisk: ((We miiiiight have to fucking delay PMD again today
Barchar: (i cri)
Frisk: ((1. MV being fucking late 2. My shitty life 3. I need to think about how to make the new dungeon cooler 4. STILL GONNA UPDATE THE FUCKING EXP
Horse: The house shakes
Barchar: [Fanta, I heard you crying about a horse last night. There is now a horse within the bar. What's going on.]
Barchar: (it's cool dude)
Female Asriel: [Get away from the horse]
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: [theres a lot of blood on your dishes today]
Female Asriel: [Just get away from the horse]
Frisk: ((Anyways Chapter 13 is now going to introduce another dungeon type and is going to be similar to Chapter 7
Barchar: [I'm currently in the comfortable bosom of the infinicouch]
Frisk: ((So yeah))
Frisk: ((Expect that))
Horse: Barchar can look down at the infacouch
Horse: AND SEE A HOOOOOORSE
Barchar: "...WHAT THE FUCK"
Barchar: [Fanta]
: Swood's connection timed out.
Barchar: [The couch is a horse]
Barchar: she jumps away from it
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Colton: "What's going on!?"
Female Asriel: [Don't touch the horse]
Female Asriel: "I don't know son."
Jäger Leyline: enters the bar
Barchar: [I already sat on it what's going to happen]
Horse: There's now a colt in the living room, a bunch of people in horse masks sitting around it, laughing and drinking wine
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Female Asriel: [I'm so sorry]
Barchar: "JAGER, WHY IS THERE A HORSE IN THE BAR"
Jäger Leyline: .....
Horse: Guy: "Happy birthday Anthony"
Horse: Horse in the house: "I'm so happy everyone's here, I'd be real mad if you didn't show up to my 10th birthday"
Colton: he stays the fuck out of the way. He doesn't wanna eb the replacement colt
Horse: Guy: "Well that's because you're a real swell kid"
Jäger Leyline: unholsters a pistol and fires all 20 rounds in the horses head
Barchar: "I'M VERY CONCERNED"
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Horse: Oh you fucked up jager
Horse: The horse's blood splatters everywhere, it's dead
Barchar: she's hugging his arm
: Owl, who was in the bar, slowly stands p.
: And gets the FUCK out of dodge.
Barchar: "OWL RUN"
Runner: "Oh man I am HAPPY i'm not there."
Barchar: "OKAY GOOD"
Jäger Leyline: reloads and fires another 20 rounds
Horse: The horse's neck twists around
Horse: It grows to a length that would make Henry Wyatt blush
Barchar: "FUCK NO" she punches in the code to the rekt astley dimension, running through
: ((Y u hate horses so much
Frisk: All the Rick Astleys are fucking dead.
Barchar: i know
Jäger Leyline: ....
Barchar: a fair amount of the place is fucking gone too, after she rainbow lasered it
Barchar: but it protects her
Horse: The horse lets out a neigh completely composed of garbled together lines from the series finale of the sopranos
Frisk: Barchar would smell the rotting corpses of Rick Astley
Barchar: eh
Horse: The horse, growing 6 new limbs, not legs just.. limbs, runs after barbrab
Jäger Leyline: .....
Barchar: she closes the motherfucking door
Horse: The horse's old legs twitch in the air as it chases her
Barchar: and locks it
Horse: It smacks into the anydoor
Horse: And then it looks at Jager
Jäger Leyline: toss and incendiary grenade at it
Runner: "Oh man this is both freaky as hell and comedic!"
Barchar: [STOP TRYING TO KILL IT JAGER]
Barchar: [JUST RUN]
Horse: The horse swallows it
Runner: "Want some help bud?"
Barchar: [JUST TELL HIM YES]
Horse: It explodes into confetti and happiness
Jäger Leyline: sure
Runner: "Wouldn't do to have you die before getting my disc!" The anydoor opens.
Colton: [sub]"Mom, are we going ot have to move to another dimension"[/sub]
Female Asriel: "I don't know.."
: And a man in a straight jacket walks in, with a minigun strapped to his side, the trigger and handle is welded to his hip, he's using one finger to fire.
: He attempts to kill the horse.
Horse: The bar horse exploded
Horse: You can beat the dead horse
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Jäger Leyline: finally
Horse: Meanwhile at the house, the colt has gotten into an argument with one of the guys
: Insane Man mcMinigun contnues firing bullets wildly.
: The recoil is sending him all over the place.
Horse: Guy: "You're a murderer! You've never used your power for good.. only to get your own selfish desires!"
Barchar: [...I'm not going back in until he stops]
Jäger Leyline: oh shit
Maxwell's book: ((hai guys
Horse: Guy: "Now's our chance! Someone, anyone, kill Anthony!"
Jäger Leyline: runs into thw anydoor
Barchar: she unlocks it
Horse: The other people with the horse look around nervously, all clearly tempted, but too scared to act
Horse: Colt: "You're a bad man! You think bad thoughts about me!"
Maxwell's book: i have no idea what's going on but hopefully maxwell's notebook is still on the couch
Horse: The colt whinnies, the guy is turned into a horse in the box
: The bar is rapidly becoming swiss cheese.
Colton: he grabs a knife, running over and trying to stab the horse, yelling
Runner: He's laughing his ass off.
Horse: the colt turns to Colton
Female Asriel: "Colton!"
Maxwell's book: is probably invincible, if it wasn't by default, maxwell made it invincible
Horse: The other horsegoers are screaming in terror
Frisk: ((tfw /r/UT calls Laharl's character Jesus
Jäger Leyline: enters the house and runs into the bedroom
Azazel: Meanwhile in hell, he's off in 'What the fuck' mode.
Horse: the colt wishes Colton into the cornfield
Colton: "SACRIFICES MUST BE MADE"
Female Asriel: "COLTON"
: High Feast Laharl [] is now High Feast Laharl [Literally Satan].
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Power Armored Jager [PowerArmorJager].
Literally Satan: "Azazel."
Literally Satan: "Is that a fucking horse."
: Swood's connection timed out.
Literally Satan: Theres a horse in hell, presumably the one that got exploded.
PowerArmorJager: walks out with a chainsaw sword
Horse: The horse that just died is in hell
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Azazel: "I don't know!"
Horse: The horsepartygoers are stunned
Literally Satan: "No seriously what the fuck."
Literally Satan: "Is it sentient enough to qualify for hell?"
Horse: Guy: "A-anthony.."
Literally Satan: "I don't even have punishments lined up for this thing like, what do I do, give him stale hay?"
PowerArmorJager: get out of my house
Colton: "...Uhm..."
Horse: Colt: "He tried to kill me, so I wished him into the cornfield"
Colton: "Where am I?"
Colton: "...I hope I'm not allergic to corn. Can you be allergic to corn?"
Horse: Colton is in a cornfield outside Peaksville Wyoming
Azazel: "I guess he can also be good training for the succubi maybe, I don't know"
Literally Satan: "He's going to the hitler squad."
Muffet: she is not letting you train her kind with a fucking horse
Literally Satan: "I guess he could be a mighty steed or something for them."
Muffet: no sir
Horse: Guy: "I know.."
Horse: "It's... good you did that Anthony, real good!"
Horse: "H-happy birthday.."
Colton: "...can you drink rainwater?"
Horse: Colt: "You'd better not think any bad things about me, or you'll wind up the same"
Frisk: ((Horse: I'lllll be your cooooornflake
Horse: Guy: "I know.."
Colton: "I hope so."
Literally Satan: "Uhh..."
Horse: Guy: "Tomorrow's.. gonna be a real good day!"
Azazel: But the horse has a BIG, MEATY... Nevermind
Literally Satan: "I just got a ring, the hitler squad doesn't want him."
Literally Satan: "They already have equine hitler."
Horse: Meanwhile hell horse is just standing there
Muffet: haha go to hell
Muffet: ...wait
PowerArmorJager: revs the chainsaw
Muffet: okay well nevermind that
Azazel: One step ahead of you
PowerArmorJager: wheres colton?
Horse: Jager gets wished into the cornfield
PowerArmorJager: .....
Colton: "...HI jager."
Colton: "Can you drink rainwater?'
Literally Satan: "Azazel, deliver this steed to the succubi ward."
PowerArmorJager: there you.are
Literally Satan: "And I guess i'll go find some horse punishments."
Female Asriel: "WHERE IS CO-" cornfield
Colton: "Hi mom."
PowerArmorJager: yeah
Female Asriel: "..."
Female Asriel: "Hi colton"
PowerArmorJager: hey Fanta
Azazel: "Aye Aye Captain"
Colton: "Can you be allergic to corn?"
Female Asriel: "Yes"
PowerArmorJager: youre not
Azazel: -brings the horse to the succubi ward.-
Muffet: she has an inexplicable feeling of gratitude that she doesn't live in hell anymore
Literally Satan: "Someone fucking ring up Muffet, she owes me money." He goes to find horse punishments.
Muffet: ...well, probably nothing.
PowerArmorJager: thays my house
Horse: The horse has a flamethrower penis
Horse: Because it is now a hellhorse
Muffet: [s]nothing she's not used to[/s]
: Corphys [Corphys] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Fanta: "So.. where are we?"
DamnDude: [[ I might have to go for a bit, my computers being super slow so I'm going to run a tune up ]]
Colton: "...A cornfield?"
Fanta: "Am I dead?"
Colton: "Probably?"
Fanta: "..."
Fanta: "It was a good run"
DamnDude: [[ AKA I might be on mobile the rest of the night ]]
Fanta: ((Brb
Colton: "It would have been better without the horse."
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PowerArmorJager: no we.are alive
PowerArmorJager: come on lets get out of here
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Colton: "...I have no idea where home is."
PowerArmorJager: well good news is that I built a scanner in this thing
PowerArmorJager: that can find anydoors
Colton: "Oh."
Colton: "Good."
DamnDude: [[ OK Nevermind ]]
Muffet: she wonders if anybody there still remembers her. Probably not. ...hopefully not.
Fanta: "That's good"
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Literally Satan: Satan remembers all demons.
Literally Satan: Even Beezelbub.
PowerArmorJager: scans the area
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Literally Satan: Fuck bees, he said, so I made him have a name fitting to fuck bees, etc.
Fanta: there's probably one nearby
PowerArmorJager: this way
Horse: Horseby remains in the bar
Maxwell's book: ((i should do something related to isaac godmode sometime.
Literally Satan: Minigun Man is still firing at the bar.
PowerArmorJager: runs to it
Muffet: she heard once that doing so was hip
Colton: he follows. Slowly, compared to Jager.
Fanta: carries colton
Colton: or that lol
PowerArmorJager: here it is
PowerArmorJager: I'm gonig back home
Muffet: ...she wonders if the devil collects interests on borrowed money.
Muffet: probably.
PowerArmorJager: theres an antimaterial rifle I left outside of the house
Fanta: "Kill the horse"
Colton: "Is that a good idea?"
PowerArmorJager: in the woords
Colton: "Won't he just...transport you back again?"
PowerArmorJager: I'll pick them off from a distance, wont see it coming
: Swood's connection timed out.
Colton: "...okay."
Barchar: sge;s still in the fucking rekt astley dimension
Horse: Well, the horses are all dead
Horse: A knife stuck in the colt's back
Horse: And a note
Colton: he'll assume that he did that somehow
PowerArmorJager: enters his timeline and goes to the house and sees this
PowerArmorJager: heads it
PowerArmorJager: reads*
Horse: 'We don't accept late payments'
Horse: '~ The Hoofia'
Literally Satan: Also, yes, the devil DOES collect interests.
PowerArmorJager: okay
Muffet: shit
PowerArmorJager: takes the corpses outside and throws them into a pile
Muffet: that was like, three hundred years ago too
Muffet: ...oh well. He hadn't come for her yet!
PowerArmorJager: uses the suits flame thrower to torch it
Horse: Flaming spiderhorses crawl out
Colton: GODDAMMIT WILL WE NEVER BE FREE
PowerArmorJager: torchs them
Horse: The spiderhorses die
Maxwell's book: ((i have no idea what's going on. the equinepocalypse?
Literally Satan: "AZAZEL"
Horse: I'm just horsing around
Literally Satan: "THERE ARE MORE HORSES."
Literally Satan: "AND SPIDERHORSES"
Barchar: (LS: "DUDE THIS IS THE BEST")
PowerArmorJager: ....
PowerArmorJager: I hate this shit
PowerArmorJager: enters the house
Literally Satan: "WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?"
Literally Satan: "DO WE HAVE TO START A HORSE PUNISHMENT CURRICULUM?"
Horse: one of the horses puts a horse mask on satan's horn
: Frisky's connection timed out.
Literally Satan: "..."
Muffet: turn them shits into demons
Literally Satan: He takes off the horse mask.
Literally Satan: "Yeah i'm gonna make you into incubi now."
Literally Satan: "And then i'm gonna send you to this whorehouse bar I know about."
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Literally Satan: "And you can go be their problem."
Muffet: don't you fucking dare
Muffet: she's gonna go over to hell just to kick your immortal ass
Muffet: ...unless her control over spiders extends into spider HORSES
Horse: There's already a horse in the barkery
Literally Satan: "Spider girl owes me money, this is how I cash in." He goes about making these horses sexy as fuck.
: Frisky's connection timed out.
Literally Satan: Well theres gonna be a lot more horses in the barkery.
Literally Satan: "Alright, now that you can bench press planets with your dicks."
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Literally Satan: "I'm gonna send you to that barkery."
Literally Satan: "And then i'm gonna go back to watching Full House and year old jontron."
Muffet: (everywhere you look everywhere you go) there's a horse, there's a horse
: Frisky's connection timed out.
Literally Satan: He starts teleporting horse incubuses to the barkery.
Horse: The sex horses enter
Muffet: she manages to be exactly where they come in
Muffet: "...What the hell?"
Literally Satan: He sent a letter
Horse: "..."
Horse: "Todd clean up your shit"
Literally Satan: 'Take this things and your debt is payed off - Your friend and pal, Lucifer, AKA Satan, AKA the harbringer of all evil and the creator of torment itself.'
Muffet: "...what the HELL."
Literally Satan: 'No, what IN the hell.'
Muffet: "Goddammit Satan I got with mortals to get away from your bullshit"
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Muffet: "Now what the fuck am I going to do with a bunch of horse incubi"
Literally Satan: '1200570120 G.'
Muffet: "...Wow."
Literally Satan: 'Or the horses'
Literally Satan: 'Your choice'
Muffet: "That was the dumbest question I've ever asked."
Muffet: she's putting these mofos to WORK
: Frisky's connection timed out.
Literally Satan: 'btw I need someone to babysit my kid for a bit'
Literally Satan: 'can you handle Lucy or do I need to give her to Azazel for a day or two?'
Fanta: ((laharl kick me
Muffet: "Ugh..."
Muffet: "Fine."
: High Feast Laharl [Literally Satan] kicked Fanta [Fanta] from the chat.
Literally Satan: 'K ill send her over in a bit'
Muffet: "If she breaks anything, I'm blaming you though."
Literally Satan: The letter has just been updating.
Muffet: that's kinda how i pictured it
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Fanta: ((ty
Literally Satan: ((No prob fam
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: ((Laharl))
: ((Kick me))
: Fanta [Fanta] kicked Socially-Inept Bread [] from the chat.
Barchar: (Bread: "K-kick me Laharl-san..." <3)
Literally Satan: ((Shit I almost kicked smol by accident cause Slarv kicked Bread
Barchar: (how does that happen)
Literally Satan: ((They were right next to eachother on the list
Barchar: (oh right)
Literally Satan: ((And when one is open and gets kicked it opens the next one
Maxwell's book: ((flame you have gone into bloo territory
Barchar: (yeah okay)
Barchar: (...I have. shit.)
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Barchar: (he who fights monsters)
: ((Thanks))
Asmodeus : -He is still in the barza
: Bar*
: DamnDude's connection timed out.
Maxwell's book: ((welp, time to go on tvtropes for 5 hours, thanks flame for saying a trope name
Fanta: she's getting back into the house
Fanta: something's different...
Colton: as is he
Literally Satan: ((SO uh
Colton: slarvath no
Literally Satan: ((Ofna's character is slowly becoming Brad Armstrong
Literally Satan: ((But with alcohol instead of Joy
Colton: how much horse do you think we need in a day
Fanta: ((I can bring buzzo in
Fanta: "Hywel?"
Hywel: "..."
Hywel: "Yeah?"
Fanta: "Are you ok?"
PowerArmorJager: is on the house's couch
Hywel: "Yeah..?"
Hywel: -He is too.-
PowerArmorJager: just had to deal with more horses Hywel
Fanta: "There's horses around every corner.."
Fanta: sets colton down
PowerArmorJager: they don't die easily
Fanta: "You never know when a horse is coming Hywel.."
Colton: "Why is this my life"
Fanta: "They're everywhere"
Colton: "I got transported to a cornfield because I tred to stab a horse
Fanta: has a crazed look on her face
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Hywel: "..."
Hywel: "Okay."
Hywel: "Coltan, wanna go to a bar?"
Colton: "They're everywhere Hywel...[i]everywhe-[/i]wait what?"
PowerArmorJager: Hywel hes like 10
Hywel: "Well, the bar."
Hywel: "You know what I meant.@
Colton: "..."
Colton: "Am I allowed to do that? Isn't it illegal?'
Hywel: "It's not illegal, trust me."
PowerArmorJager: as long as you don't go and drink are under adult supervision
Hywel: "Yep."
Maxwell's book: ((http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThenLetMeBeEvil
Colton: "...Okay."
PowerArmorJager: ((brb shower
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Hywel: -He holds Coltons hand, and heads to the bar with him.-
Fanta: stares at Hywel from behind
Fanta: "Wait."
Fanta: "Be on the lookout for horses."
Hywel: "Okay."
Colton: "...Yeah."
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Fanta: "They could be anywhere.."
Fanta: "They could be anyone"
Fanta: "Even.."
Fanta: unzips her suit
Colton: "NO"
Colton: he's fucking out
Horse: It was a horse the whole time
Hywel: -He leaves, and they get to the bar.-
: ((Fucking))
: ((Finally))
Fanta: ((What
Horse: The fanta horse leaves
Fanta: she's trying to get out of the cornfield now
: Swood's connection timed out.
: ((After having my save Corrupted Numerous times, using retroarch on my iPad, I finally devised a system good enough, and I beat the fire temple.))
: ((Playing OoT))
Fanta: ((The fire temple
: ((Yes))
: ((First adult link dungeon))
Fanta: ((Forest temple is the first adult link dungeon
: ((Nope))
: ((It's not))
Maxwell's book: ((yes it is
Barchar: (bread sequence broke)
Fanta: http://imgur.com/a/5hD4o
: ((Why would you walk all they way to the fucking forest temple after getting the fucking hook shot?))
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: ((It's in Kakariko village))
Literally Satan: ((I'm gonna get TF2 again on my alt
: ((Right next to death mountain))
Literally Satan: ((I'm gonna go back to the life of F2P Q_Q
Fanta: ((Why would you do dungeon 5 before dungeon 4
Fanta: ((That's just wrong
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PowerArmorJager: goes to decapitate the horse
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Barchar: (because it's right there slarvath)
Horse: The horse is decapitated
: ((And you don't need any other dungeon items for it))
Barchar: (you need the hammer)
: ((>other))
Barchar: (oh, i forgot you got it in that dungeon)
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Literally Satan: ((Reinstalling TF2.
Literally Satan: ((New account, back to the days of F2P
Literally Satan: ((Hello darkness my old friend
Maxwell's book: ((today is a pmd day right?
Barchar: (fraid not)
Barchar: (frisky's life is fucking them up)
Maxwell's book: ((ah. feels bad man
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Literally Satan: http://prntscr.com/ccadmc
Literally Satan: For some reason I kept Starbound
Literally Satan: So thats nice? I guess it's cause it was still installed when I moved.
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: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Schyroton [Schyroton].
Fanta: ((Horse
Maxwell's book: ((hai
PowerArmorJager: ((your a horse
: (( horsefucker
Barchar: (why can't you use your original account laharl)
Schyroton: ((hi
Muffet: is rollin' in the horse-made dosh
Muffet: i mean not literally
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PowerArmorJager: enters the bar are killing that horse
: Frisky's connection timed out.
: Frisky's connection timed out.
Horse: He's still polishing a glass
Muffet: she's in the barkery
Muffet: and if you touch these little shits ur fuckin dead jager
Horse: do u know how big a horse bingy wingy is
PowerArmorJager: lol what
Horse: larg
PowerArmorJager: lololololol
PowerArmorJager: BC?
Barchar: [what]
Schyroton: ((id say why do you know this but as a furry i know tjis
Barchar: [I'm still in this rick astley dimension]
Barchar: (satan made a bunch of horses into incubi and sent them t the barkery)
Barchar: (muffet made the best of it)
Literally Satan: ((Cause my account is fucking locked
Literally Satan: ((It got hacked
Barchar: (o shit)
Literally Satan: ((And steam support is utter shit
Maxwell's book: ((yugioh timez, i won't be able to see chat
PowerArmorJager: texts BC
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PowerArmorJager: [Babe where are you]
PowerArmorJager: [Come back to the bar I mean]
Horse: Guess what's in the rick astley dimension
Barchar: [Okay]
Barchar: she's in the bra now
Horse: Not a horse-astley
Horse: Horseby is in the bar
PowerArmorJager: like she wears a bra
Barchar: no
Barchar: not until later bby
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Fanta: ((hi
Schyroton: ((i imagine the first time someone(probably mettaton) rickrolled schyro it was surreal bc schyro probably legitimately thought it was sweet and mettaton had to explain that it was a prank
Schyroton: ((hi
Fanta: ((We have horse prostitutes now
Fellby: ((... WHAT
PowerArmorJager: gives them a run for their money
Barchar: (Satan turned a bunch of horses into incubi)
Barchar: (and sent them to the barkery)
Fellby: ((DID YOU PEOPLE NOT HEAR ABOUT THE GUY WHO DIED BECAUSE A HORSE FUCKED HIM
Barchar: (uh, no?)
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Fellby: ((BECAUSE THAT WAS A THING THAT HAPPENED
Asmodeus : "..."
PowerArmorJager: You alright babe?
Fanta: ((A bunch of horses got murdered after re-enacting that one episode of the twilight zone
Barchar: "Not particularly."
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Fanta: enters the bar
: ((I think I actually have))
PowerArmorJager: they didn't hurt you did they?
Fanta: ((I had a friend show me that video
PowerArmorJager: meme you too much?
Schyroton: ((i have
Barchar: "No."
: ((There was a video?))
Barchar: "They were all dead."
: ((Fucking))
Fellby: ((https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case
Muffet: consider that a horce incubus would likely be engineered to not kill, because you know. yeah.
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Fellby: -How many people are gonna wanna fuck a horse tho-
Fellby: -... bronies-
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: ((I was gonna say))
Jesus Syphon: ((hello
Jesus Syphon: ((oh
Schyroton: ((furries
Schyroton: ((hi
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Fellby: ((tri: *grandpa simpsons*
: Schyroton [Schyroton] is now Vaati [Vaati].
Muffet: a lot of people my dude
: ((Brb, gonna go find that video, fuck your for even telling me it existed))
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PowerArmorJager: who were?
: ((This Is just like the snake sex one))
Jesus Syphon: ((>lets sister on computer for like 5 minutes
Fanta: ((Tri
Jesus Syphon: ((>already downloads 4 shit stuff
Fanta: ((Do u like hors
Fellby: -Meanwhile, he's wondering if he should ask if others knew Muffet was a succubus.-
Jesus Syphon: ((horse?
Horse: Horse
Barchar: "The people in that dimension.'
Muffet: literally no-one would
Jesus Syphon: ((i don't know a lot about him
Muffet: she has told nobody of this
Muffet: and not even like she was hiding it
: ((Horse is pretty cool
: ((Because horse
PowerArmorJager: oh
PowerArmorJager: shees
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Fellby: [Hey um, Schyro? Did you notice anything... hellish about Muffet?]
Fanta: ((Read the logs tri
Vaati: warps into the bar. He's in a black jacket, a white shirt that says "NO ONE KNOWS I'M GAY" in black text, black jeans, black knee-high heeled boots, grey eyeshadow, and black lipstick.
Maxwell's book: ((i'm tabbing in from yugioh, what's this about furries?
Jesus Syphon: ((alright
Schyroton: [yes]
PowerArmorJager: hugs here
PowerArmorJager: her*
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Barchar: (Schyro: [[s]Other than dat ass?[/s]])
Barchar: is hugged
Barchar: "I'm fine, Jager."
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Barchar: "Also hi Vaati."
Fellby: [Like, suspiciously hellish? As in she's a succubus?]
PowerArmorJager: you did sound like it
PowerArmorJager: hey vats
Schyroton: [not surprised]
Vaati: Hello.
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Jesus Syphon: ((so
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Jesus Syphon: ((going just off of what i read at midnight
Fellby: [because she is]
Jesus Syphon: ((what even
Fellby: [a succubus]
Fellby: ((also, uh, this weekend i'm gonna be gone
Barchar: (aw)
Jesus Syphon: ((rip
PowerArmorJager: ((trip?
: ((Rip in spaghetti, never forgetti
Schyroton: [i mean thats not surprising at all. i swore i saw wing scars on her back a long time ago but didnt ask]
Vaati: ((rip
Fellby: ((yeah, vacation in a place where the satellites are dead
Muffet: yeah, those are uh
Muffet: overshadowed
Fellby: [I feel like i should have figured it out sooner
Fellby: [like]
Schyroton: -i mean that was likely before-
Schyroton: [...did you just find this out]
Fellby: [the first night we met, uh... wait these details are not for you]
Fellby: [and yes]
Schyroton: [fellby i'm... honestly surprised]
PowerArmorJager: so did you enjoy last night
PowerArmorJager: ?
Barchar: "Yeah."
Schyroton: [your lack of perception is baffling. you wear glasses how didnt you see it]
Jesus Syphon: ((so horse is hell
Fellby: [idk]
Fellby: [i really don't know]
: ((Rip horse
Jesus Syphon: ((rip
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PowerArmorJager: that was a lot of gun
: ((Okay then))
Muffet: i mean theoretically she's not THAT suspicious for the most part
Muffet: but yeah
PowerArmorJager: have to do that again with those two sometime
Jesus Syphon: He wakes up, stretching.
Fellby: ((a lot of gun
Fellby: ((jager confirmed for danger kink
Barchar: (as if there was any doubt)
Jesus Syphon: "Hey...looks like something happened."
PowerArmorJager: didn't get anytime with Fellby though
Schyroton: [also, shes seductive, like, even i was entranced for a minute. that kinda tipped me off there was something up.]
Barchar: ("If you need to let some big, mean mother-hubbard tear you a structurally superfluous new be-hind, what do you do?")
Vaati: Apparently so.
Maxwell's book: is still on the couch
Barchar: ("Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun.")
Jesus Syphon: ".."
Jesus Syphon: He picks up the notebook.
Vaati: Also, hello.
Jesus Syphon: "Hey."
Fellby: would be happy to spend some time with Jager.
Barchar: (i dunno if that was entirely right, I haven't seen meet the engie in a while)
Fellby: [yeah um]
Maxwell's book: is picked up by syphon
Jesus Syphon: He wonders what he can do with the notebook.
Vaati: has a shirt that says 'no one knows im gay' on it
Barchar: she smirks. "You know, I'm really not sure why exactly you still think you're not into dudes, Jager.'
Jesus Syphon: He looks through the pages.
Fellby: [i'm gonna head to the bar and wonder what to wear for the wedding.]
PowerArmorJager: well I sill love women
Maxwell's book: the pages are filled with nouns and adjectives, a couple drawings too
Fellby: does so.
Schyroton: [...ok you do that. also uh you might not be my best man for a whiiiile bc the weddings... held off for a while]
Vaati: Hello.
Asmodeus : -He looks around the bar.-
PowerArmorJager: hey I'm experimenting around alright
Fellby: [I meant mine but okay]
PowerArmorJager: Hey Fellby
Jesus Syphon: He tries to find out how it manages to do different things for different people.
Fellby: "Hey Vaati."
Fellby: "And hello, Jager!"
Schyroton: [i know im just saying for reference ::/]
Jesus Syphon: "Hey."
Maxwell's book: if you focus on someone you seem to manage to find their name in the notebook
Fellby: [Yeah, I understand]
Fellby: "Hey to you, Syphon."
Schyroton: [thanks ::)]
Jesus Syphon: He eventually finds this out when he thinks about himself. He decides to test seeing other people's adjectives, first by thinking about Fellby, because why not.
PowerArmorJager: high fives Fellby
Fellby: recieves the high-five.
Barchar: "Hey, Fellby.'
Vaati: Guess what I had learned recently?
Maxwell's book: adjectives that are not put on by the notebook are not visible nor erasable
Maxwell's book: so it's just "fellby"
Fellby: "What?"
PowerArmorJager: gets out of the power armor
: Power Armored Jager [PowerArmorJager] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Jesus Syphon: "...Hmm."
Vaati: I learned how to read English!
Asmodeus : "...Hey, Jäger."
Jesus Syphon: He thinks about himself, and erases Shiny. He decided he's done with that.
Vaati: is grinning like the nerd he is, ears fluttering.
Maxwell's book: syphon is FINALLY not shiny anymore
Fellby: "Oh, that's wonderful!"
Jesus Syphon: "Hooray."
Jäger Leyline: oh hey kid
Asmodeus : "..."
Jäger Leyline: pats his shoulder
Barchar: "Hey, you can probably use that to make yourself NOT Jesus, syphon."
Jesus Syphon: "Ooo." He tries to see if he can do such a thing.
Jesus Syphon: If he can he does.
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Asmodeus : -He gets pat, and kinda just touches Jäger's hand.-
Vaati: I am so happy, I finally had learned!
Barchar: "Nice job, Vaati."
Maxwell's book: you'd need to think of an adjective that would do that. putting "demonic" would probably make you not holy which may help, you can then erase it but eh
Barchar: well
Jesus Syphon: He tries to put 'Not Jesus'.
Fanta: enters the bar
Jesus Syphon: "Hey."
Fanta: "Where's Hywel..?"
Barchar: considering how we occasionally have prefixes like prefix'd!this
Jesus Syphon: "Dunno."
Vaati: One of his earrings flies off. He catches it, puts it back in, and closes it.
Maxwell's book: nothing happens
Vaati: ...Hello.
Fellby: "Uh... not here?"
Hywel: -He's sitting with Colton.-
Barchar: it could be that the notebook sees him as Jesus!Syphon
Fanta: looks around
Jäger Leyline: allows it, holding it out for him
Jesus Syphon: He tries to put 'Purely Syphon'.
Fanta: "There you are"
Fanta: heads over to him
Colton: "Hi."
Asmodeus : "...Are those people your friends?"
Hywel: "Hi."
Fanta: sits and hugs
Maxwell's book: a thought pops into syphon's head "did you mean- pure"
Hywel: -He hugs back.-
Jesus Syphon: He thinks [i]No, I didn't.[/i]
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Fanta: "I was in a corn field"
Jäger Leyline: yeah
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Maxwell's book: whatever made syphon think that doesn't seem to respond. weird
Jäger Leyline: points at them
Jesus Syphon: "..."
Hywel: "Huh."
Jesus Syphon: He tries to put Demon.
Fanta: looks at Jager and Asmo
Asmodeus : "...Well, can they be my friends too?"
Asmodeus : "Since I'm your friend?"
Fanta: "Who's that Jager?"
Maxwell's book: congratulations! syphon is no longer jesus but is no a demon!
Jäger Leyline: BC, Fellby, Vaati, Fanta, Hybutt, and colton
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Jäger Leyline: sure
: hybutt
Jesus Syphon: Is now or is not?
: 'It's huge'
Maxwell's book: now
Jäger Leyline: this is Asmodeus
Maxwell's book: now a demon
Hywel: "WEL. W-E-L."
Barchar: "Hi Colton."
Colton: "...Hhhiiii Barchar."
Jesus Syphon: "Fuck. I have to be a demon or Jesus."
Asmodeus : "...Hello."
Horse: Horseby is still polishing the glass
Vaati: 's eyes dart around, though his monochrome eyes make that hard to tell. He sees Hywel and Colton and Asmodeus. "Hello."
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Maxwell's book: you can erase demon and you won't be jesus because you can't be jesus and a dmeon so it removed the hidden adjective of jesus
Fanta: "Nice to meet you Asm.. why are you crying?"
Jesus Syphon: He erases Demon because he'd rather be Jesus than a demon.
: Swood's connection timed out.
Vaati: i love how no one noticed the 'no one knows im gay' shirt
Asmodeus : "...No. I'm not."
Fellby: looks over at Horseby instead. "..."
Fanta: "Oh"
Jesus Syphon: Truly nobody knows he's gay.
Jesus Syphon: they
Fanta: he does look it tho, right?
Jesus Syphon: fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Maxwell's book: syphon is now just syphon because jesus was hiddenly removed from him the the notebook!
Asmodeus : -His scar is always slightly showing. And yes.-
Jesus Syphon: wait still his
Jesus Syphon: fuck again
Vaati: actually is a he
Horse: "..."
Vaati: lol
Maxwell's book: *by the
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Fellby: "...Oh my fucking god."
Muffet: she's here, because why not. She looks at Syphon. "Hey, being a demon isn't too bad."
Fanta: "You look kinda like it"
Vaati: ((hey frisky
Jesus Syphon: "Oh damn I'm Syphon again."
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Jesus Syphon: "And not Jesus."
Muffet: "...Satan is bad with interest, though. Don't borrow money from him."
Asmodeus : "...Yeah. I don't try to."
Jesus Syphon: "I don't know who Satan is."
Jesus Syphon: "In fact I don't remember anything about Jesus."
Jesus Syphon: "Ah well."
Fanta: is idly scratching colton
Fanta: "It's nice to meet you"
Jesus Syphon: "Anyway, what's the problem Fellby?"
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Asmodeus : "...Same to you."
Fellby: "This fucking horse shit, oh my god."
Vaati: goes near ghoast kid. "Hello."
Horse: "..."
Jäger Leyline: scratches his ears
Jesus Syphon: "..."
Muffet: "Yeah, I don't like horses."
Vaati: ((asmodeus: what does gay mean
Jesus Syphon: "Oh."
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Jäger Leyline: Asmodeus, you head Vaati right?
Asmodeus : "What does gay mean. I was curious cause I kept hearing people say it."
Vaati: Hm?
Asmodeus : "Oh. Hello."
Jäger Leyline: heard*
Jesus Syphon: "...Maybe if we leave it alone it won't do anything."
Muffet: "Oh, it means that you're attracted tothe same gender."
Asmodeus : "Namely Jager. He said it to Fellby a lot."
Vaati: It means attracted to those of the same gender. Anyway, hello.
Jesus Syphon: He looks down at the book again.
Asmodeus : "Oh."
Asmodeus : "Okay."
Jäger Leyline: gay means when two people of the same gender are together
Vaati: I am Vaati.
Maxwell's book: is still a book
Asmodeus : "I'm Asmodeuszl
: ."*
Muffet: she looks at the notebook
Jesus Syphon: How do you even do zl
Vaati: It is nice to meet you.
Muffet: "...What's this?" she picks it up, 'cause she's a nosy lil shit
Jesus Syphon: ...
Jesus Syphon: I mean Syphon's holding it
Vaati: ((shift/quotation marks but missed
Jesus Syphon: but
Fellby: ((muffet: "owo what's this"
Jesus Syphon: Ah okay
Asmodeus : "Same to you."
Maxwell's book: ((i always saw "owo" as "oh-whoa"
Jesus Syphon: ((is a face
Barchar: (Muffet: *glomps satan*)
Vaati: ((・::3
Barchar: ( DBB)
Fellby: (( DBB3
Vaati: ((OBB3c
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Jäger Leyline: So yes, Asmodeus anyone here can be your friend
Jäger Leyline: just not the horses
Vaati: Oh. Horses.
Barchar: ( >->:>:<)
Jesus Syphon: He gives the notebook to Muffet. "It basically changes anything."
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Vaati: rolls his eyes, again barely detectable.
Muffet: "...Anything you say."
Vaati: Horses are rude.
Muffet: she tries to use it on herself
Jesus Syphon: "Anything you think that is assumably in sight."
Maxwell's book: can basically do anything
Jesus Syphon: "It also creates shit."
Maxwell's book: muffet manages to find herself in the book
Fellby: "Not all of them, but yeah."
Muffet: >Winged tailed Muffet
Vaati: The vast majority.
Maxwell's book: muffet gains wings and a tail of whatever type she had in mind!
Jesus Syphon: "Huh."
Jäger Leyline: sits on the couch
Muffet: you can probably guess for both. "HAHA! BLAST FROM THE PAST, MOTHERFUCKERS!"
Vaati: turns his head to Muffet.
Fellby: looks over at Muffet. "Oh!"
Vaati: Oh, wow.
Vaati: takes out his phone. "May I take a photograph? You look beautiful."
Muffet: "Absolutely." she said, grinning
Fellby: takes a picture.
Vaati: takes a photo and saves it in a folder titled 'all of my friends are beautiful'
Muffet: okay that's fucking adorable
Muffet: she flies around a little, sighing. "Oooh, I missed this..."
Vaati: Missed?
Vaati: puts his phone away.
Fellby: smiles in glee. "Oh my, you're beautiful."
Jäger Leyline: Geez, interesting transformation
Vaati: ((10000 years in a sword changes a man
Muffet: "Oh, uh, I'm a succubus. I had the wings and tail removed when I stopped...succubusing. Kind of made me a bit too obvious."
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Vaati: It is reminiscent of some wyverns I know of. It is beautiful.
Asmodeus : "Can everyone be my friend?"
Jesus Syphon: "No."
Jesus Syphon: "Just kidding."
Vaati: turns to Asmodeus.
Muffet: she makes three finger guns at Jager, winking.
Jesus Syphon: "Sure."
Vaati: The kind ones, yes.
Jäger Leyline: Yeah kid
Jäger Leyline: just gotta talk to them
Asmodeus : "...I don't usually do that unless they speak to me."
Barchar: Barchar whistles. "I can see you must have been...lucrative."
Vaati: I am understanding of that. You do not have to force yourself.
Muffet: "Oh, dearie, you have no idea."
Vaati: You can say hello simply.
Asmodeus : "Hello."
Vaati: chuckles.
Jesus Syphon: "To a specific person."
Vaati: I meant as an introduction, but hello.
Vaati: ((i got four pieces of gengar merch today and im happy
Fellby: ((whoa where
Barchar: (good job MV)
Jesus Syphon: ((nice
Vaati: ((3 at spencers, one at hot topic
Asmodeus : "Oh, okay."
Fellby: (oooh
Vaati: ((ok i got two of the same hat but still
Vaati: Yes.
Jesus Syphon: "If you want to be my friend I'm available."
Vaati: I am as well.
Muffet: she lands, sighing. "Flight is fun."
Fellby: "It looks like it!"
Asmodeus : "It gets old, trust me."
Vaati: Mmh.
Muffet: "...That said, this is going to be somewhat strange to explain to Ember. Oh well. we'll figure it out."
Frisk: ((And I did absolutely fucking nothing
Frisk: ((-bows-
Vaati: ((brb
Jesus Syphon: ((hello
Frisk: ((MV: brb looking up how to kill frisky
Jäger Leyline: Asomdeus hasn't had much interaction with the living
Fellby: "I mean, her other dad was a reality warper."
Jesus Syphon: "Oh."
Jäger Leyline: so hes a bit shy
: ((Oh my god that's adorable))
Muffet: "...True."
Maxwell's book: is currently in the hands of muffet i think
Jesus Syphon: "It's okay."
Muffet: yup.
: ((I didn't know the megaton hammer flipped the little spiders on death mountain trail over))
Muffet: though she puts it down. She's done what she-wait, no. She looks at Fellby. "Hmmm...."
Fellby: "... What?"
Muffet: "I'm thinking."
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Asmodeus : "Soery."
: Aorry*
: Sorry*
Fanta: has been petting colt and husbando
Colton: he's just been very confused
Jesus Syphon: "It's okay still."
Fellby: "About what?"
Colton: "Mom what is WRONG with this place"
Vaati: ((back
Fanta: "Dunno"
Horse: Horseby polishes his glasd
Muffet: "Cheri, if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?"
Hywel: "Lots of things."
Asmodeus : "Not being social."
Fellby: "Uh... nothing. I've prety much got the life I want."
Jäger Leyline: Everything Colton....everything
Muffet: "...Well. Nevermind, then!" she puts it down
Colton: "I mean neither of you are mom but alright"
Maxwell's book: is put down
Fanta: "Hey have you talked to Asmodeus?"
Fellby: "Anything you'd change about me?"
Colton: "Uhm...no?"
Asmodeus : "..."
Fanta: "You should, he looks around your age"
Muffet: "Oh, likely. But nothing comes to mind."
Colton: "...Okay." he gets up, going over to Asmo.
Colton: ...asmo? Mo? As?
Fellby: "Any... physical changes?"
Fanta: Azzy
Muffet: "Not while the children are around." she said, licking her lips.
Colton: but that's Asriel's nickname
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Asmodeus : "Asmodeus."
Fellby: "Mmmh..."
Fanta: (({And my real name}
Barchar: (yeah!)
Asmodeus : -The scar is visible, and the trail of tears hasn't left.-
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Maxwell's book: ((i wonder how long until someone figures out the word for the notebook to spawn more
Colton: "Hi."
Jesus Syphon: Okay my computer is being a bad
Muffet: "Ooh, idea." she writes 'magic notebook' in the thing.
Jesus Syphon: Every hour or so whatever I'm using is untouchable for like 2 minutes
Maxwell's book: close, but no cigar the notebook is particular about it's own name, you just get a normal notebook that's filled with magic
Frisk: ((Azzy, who's your favorite CaU character?
Muffet: "...Oh well." she erases the thing.
Asmodeus : "Hi."
Frisk: ((Azzy: blazefire
Maxwell's book: the notebook is erased
DamnDude: [[ "You're all terrible" ]]
Muffet: she puts it down. That's enough fun. She's done the thing she wanted to do.
Frisk: ((DD why are you using brackets
Frisk: ((Conform to society bitch
Jesus Syphon: why not
DamnDude: [[ Why not ]]
Muffet: "Ahh...I don't know how I went so long without these."
Barchar: (BE A REBEL)
Barchar: (FIGHT THE POWER)
Fellby: looks at Muffet's wings. "I love 'em."
Jesus Syphon: and i'll be honest, brackets do look better
Frisk: [[Fine]]
Maxwell's book: is put down
Vaati: They are very nice.
DamnDude: [[ Damn Straight ]]
Fanta: (({I dunno}
Jesus Syphon: rip
Frisk: [[ I joined the rebellion ]]
Jesus Syphon: who's your favorite RPer?
Muffet: her new/old tail swishes gently. "Most do."
Jesus Syphon: [[testing one-sided brackets
Barchar: (YOU GOTTA BE SPECIAL FRISKY THAT'S DD'S METHOD OF REBELLION)
Jesus Syphon: [[eh]]
Vaati: ((hes gonna say slarv
Frisk: //Okay
Jesus Syphon: yeah
DamnDude: //If you're gonna do one sided, do Programmer comments
Frisk: No he fucking hates Slarv /s
Jesus Syphon: //true
Muffet: "...Oh. Uhm. Forthe record, Satan wanted me to babysit his daughter. I don't know how this is going to work."
Fellby: "Ooooh..."
Colton: "...I'm Colton."
DamnDude: //Programmer Comments FTW
Jesus Syphon: [[fuck it, doublesided]
Vaati: ...Satan has a child?
Jesus Syphon: [[dammit]]
Asmodeus : "Nice to meet you."
Muffet: "Evidently."
DamnDude: [[ Join the Rebellion ]]
Muffet: "Her name is Lucy."
Vaati: Hm.
Vaati: Interesting.
Fellby: "He got in touch with you?"
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-Excuse?-[/font]
Muffet: "Yes. He sent me one of those stupid updating letters."
Frisk: Muffet: She was in the show I Love Lucy.
Vaati: ((lucy fir
Jesus Syphon: He sits on the couch and stares at the horse.
Muffet: "...Attached to a bunch of incubus horses her sent to the barkery. Which was...strange."
Azazel: "Wait hold the fuck up, you have a daughter?"
Fellby: "..."
Asmodeus : "..."
Fanta: (({Dd}
Azazel: -is in hell, that's where Azazel gon be for now on-
Jesus Syphon: O sht
Jesus Syphon: DD, Azzy thinks you're the best RPer
Jesus Syphon: Congrats
Vaati: ((congrats
Jesus Syphon: wait favorite
Jesus Syphon: oops
Barchar: (GG DD)
Fellby: ((the chosen one
Barchar: (BB ur UU)
DamnDude: [[ Azzy's obviously talking about Diamond Dog from MGS ]]
Jesus Syphon: azzy can you confirm
Frisk: ((Azzy who's better, me or Slarv
Barchar: (oshit)
Barchar: (PARENT FIGHT)
Fanta: (({I dunno what that is :(}
Jesus Syphon: rip
Frisk: ((Can you answer my question, though?
Barchar: (Azzy wisely staying out of the parent fight)
Jesus Syphon: don't answer frisky's question
Frisk: ((But))
DamnDude: [[ http://static1.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11122/111225835/5256004-diamond+dog.jpg ]]
Muffet: "Anyway. That's something that's going to happen."
Frisk: ((I'm just curious
Jesus Syphon: But if he says Frisky
Fellby: "Mmh. I'll wait for you to come back."
Jesus Syphon: Then that's a problem
Frisk: ((I'm expecting him to pick Slarv I'm a horrible parent and person
Frisk: ((It's a one-sided question
Fanta: ((Well now he doesn't wanna say anything
Frisk: ((Well shit
Jesus Syphon: Well
Frisk: ((I'm sorry, Azzy
Frisk: ((I love you <3
Jesus Syphon: <3
Asmodeus : "...Uh."
Fanta: (({<3}
Colton: "..."
Colton: "So, uh, horses suck."
Jesus Syphon: "Oh they do?"
Fanta: ((Tulpas speak in emojis i don't know fucking why
Vaati: Yes.
Frisk: ((Wait what do they say
Asmodeus : "I guess."
Jesus Syphon: He tests this, sitting next to the horse that is here.
Frisk: ((When relating to emojis
Fanta: ((Azzy specifically requests them
Frisk: ((Ah
Fellby: "Horses really suck."
Frisk: ((Azzy, you're cool
Frisk: ((Jsyk
Fanta: (({Ty}
Vaati: I very agree.
Frisk: ((By the way, one more question Azzy, do you like the cat Azalea?
Frisk: ((Aka Slarv's new cat
Fanta: ((Its named olive now
Frisk: ((Ah
Frisk: ((Olive*
Fanta: ((Because people hated the name azalea
: ((What))
Fanta: (({She's nice}
: ((Backstab dos more damage))
Colton: "You guys don't know the kinds of things horses have put me through these past two days."
Frisk: ((Oh, that's good
Vaati: They are simply rude, at best.
Horse: A horse has joined the hot srping
Frisk: ((That's all I'll ask for now, I don't want to seem like I'm interrogating you because you're a tulpa
: ((How tf did I not know this shit about OoT. The wolf died in one hit with a backstab.))
Jesus Syphon: He is sitting beside the horse.
Asmodeus : "...Oh."
Fanta: (({Ok}
Fanta: ((Gtg now
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Frisk: ((Seeya Slarv
Jesus Syphon: Bye Slarv
Vaati: ((cya
Jesus Syphon: "...Apparently this horse is okay, despite being strange."
Vaati: Eh.
Frisk: ((I find it funny how far Azzy has come
Frisk: ((He went from like
Frisk: (("hi"
Colton: "Wait, [i]where!?[/i]"
Frisk: ((And gibberish
Frisk: ((To intelligent shit
Barchar: (by intelligent you mean the kind of shit WE say)
Vaati: ((he grew up so fast
Jesus Syphon: ((Oh btw Frisky
Jesus Syphon: ((Is PMD today
Asmodeus : "..."
Colton: his eyes are darting around. He's fucking terrified of horses being here
Frisk: ((It's going to be delayed
Jesus Syphon: ((Alright
Frisk: ((Personal reasons and the fact I'm not ready
Frisk: ((Expect it to be Thursday
Vaati: puts up a magic shield around Colton.
Jesus Syphon: ((Uh what
Fellby: stares at Horseby. "Where is the other Grillby, and what did you do with him?"
Jesus Syphon: ((I have absolutely nothing open that is playing sound
Jesus Syphon: ((And the speakers are doing shit
Muffet: "..."
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Muffet: "Ugh."
Vaati: I can tell that you are uneasy. Worry not, you are protected.
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