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Chiaki Nanami: ((Jesus fucking christ
Chiaki Nanami: ((That's so bad
Gaster: ((i just got the link to work for me and god
Gaster: ((do you want some butter for your corn there
Owl: ((ikr
Chiaki Nanami: ((That's not komaeda
Chiaki Nanami: ((That's not even remotely komaeda-ey
Chiaki Nanami: ((Komaeda's just fucking insane
Owl: (("Komaeda is in love with all the hope in the entire house's hearts"
Owl: ((I'm fucking quoting that word for word
Chiaki Nanami: ((Good lord, ok
Chiaki Nanami: ((Komaeda's whole schtick in danganronpa is that he's insane about creating hope
Chiaki Nanami: ((But fucking hell
Chiaki Nanami: ((That's so wrong
Owl: ((Like I don't wach DR
Owl: ((But I could figure that NOBODY is that nice in DR
Owl: ((Without being mental
Chiaki Nanami: ((Komaeda is mental
Chiaki Nanami: ((But he's a psychopath
Chiaki Nanami: ((And a mass murderer
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Gaster: ((hi mv
Schyroton: ((hi
Schyroton: ((sorry im late i had to deal with family and one revealed themself as a transphobe so thats fun
Gaster: ((yiiikes
Alien: ((ah))
Alien: ((also happy birthdaaayyyy
Schyroton: ((in front of their trans niblings
Alien: ((again
Schyroton: ((ty
Gaster: ((sorry you had to deal with that on your birthday
Alien: ^
Schyroton: ((yeah
Schyroton: ((it sucks
Schyroton: ((also, clarification: nibling: gender neutral/plural term for nieces and nephews, used rarly but
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Gaster: is still in the bar.
Jesus Syphon: ((back, and happy birthday, and wow that does suck
Jesus Syphon: He is also in the bar.
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Schyroton: ((ty for the birthgay message
Alien: ((the birthgay message
Schyroton: ((on the plus side my sibling got me a hilarious card
Gaster: ((... is that on purpose
Alien: ((nice
Schyroton: ((yes
Schyroton: ((it's a 'hooray you're 1' thing but they edited it heavily
Schyroton: ((they drew eye bags and an essay on the teddy bear
Schyroton: ((is ze going on rn
Alien: ((no
Gaster: ((no
Jesus Syphon: ((no, and we may not do it today
Schyroton: ((ok
Alien: ((not enough people
Gaster: ((it's just quiet today
Gaster: wiggles his wings a little, wondering if he should take to the sky.
Schyroton: ((btw, this happened last night: http://i.imgsafe.org/23067128ea.jpeg
Schyroton: enters. "Hhey."
Gaster: "Hey there."
Jesus Syphon: "Hey."
Schyroton: goes by Gaster almost immediately. "Ssorry I was hhhhome late lalast night."
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Gaster: "It's fine. I don't want to be your... leash."
Schyroton: Iit's... not ththat. I donn't want yyou to worrrry about me for not beiiing home whnen I usually am.
Gaster: "I knew where you were."
Schyroton: ...Oh. Riiight.
Owl: i gtg
Schyroton: sits down, looking away. "Ssorry."
Schyroton: ((rip, cya
Jesus Syphon: bye laharl
Gaster: "It's okay, really."
Schyroton: ...Aalright.
Schyroton: seems relieved at that.
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Schyroton: ((hi ce, happy birth
Gaster: "I'm not going to keep track of every little thing you do."
CryingEevee OOC: ((thank. happy birth to you too))
Jesus Syphon: ((hi ce and happy birthday
Schyroton: smiles. "?ththank yyou. Thhat... it means a llolot."
Schyroton: realizes something, then sighs.
Gaster: "Why would I? You're a person and you need your privacy."
CryingEevee OOC: ((i should take a picture of my plushie shelf))
Schyroton: ...Iit's fucked up that iiit means a lolot.
Gaster: "... It is."
Schyroton: Iis it bad ththat Iii'm only recccenly realizing ththis?
Gaster: "No? I don't think so."
Schyroton: Aalright.
Schyroton: Iit's... it's ststill weird, to nnnot have to be annnnnxious about whwhat's going to hhappen.
Schyroton: I meann, I'm ststill going to be, but iit's not liiike there's alwaways somethiing on ththe other end.
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Alien: ((happy birthdaaaaay ce
Gaster: nods. "I think it's good you're talking about this, you know?"
Alien: ((Also, shower time
Schyroton: ...Yyeah.
CryingEevee OOC: ((thank.))
Schyroton: Ii'm... working onn it.
Gaster: "That's good. It means you're recovering."
Schyroton: ...To be honest, to be honesthonesthonest I nevvver thought I'd get ththis far.
Gaster: "But you did, and I'm proud of you."
Schyroton: starts to whirr, softly. "Ii'm proud of myseself."
Gaster: smiles, and holds his hand out for a hug.
Schyroton: wraps Gaster in a tight, warm, affectionate embrace.
Gaster: wraps his wings around Schyro, smiling.
Schyroton: Iit feels so good to sasasay that.
Gaster: "I bet it does! You're getting so strong..."
Schyroton: ...Ii'm liviiing up to my nname. Ffor a good reason ththis time.
Schyroton: He begins beeping.
Gaster: ...
Schyroton: fuck that was ooc
Schyroton: well, an ic action
Schyroton: shit
Jesus Syphon: rip
Schyroton: he never said that
Schyroton: he is beeping tho
Schyroton: gdi ze, forcing a rp style change to hide my identity
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CryingEevee OOC: (([url=http://imgur.com/a/emDMg]the plushie shelf[/url]))
Schyroton: ((nice
Gaster: looks at Schyro. "That... that means youre happy, right? God, I get so confused..."
CryingEevee OOC: ((alot of plushies are hidden from view but still))
Schyroton: Iit means Ii'm exttremely hhappy.
Gaster: "Alright, thank you."
Jesus Syphon: ((neato
Schyroton: No probllllllem.
DamnDude: [[ That sackboy's from the LBP2 special edition, correct? ]]
CryingEevee OOC: ((yes, it is))
Schyroton: ((hi dd
DamnDude: [[ Thought so ]]
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm so glad i got that edition))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have the book/game ends too))
DamnDude: [[ I haven't really had anything to add, but hi everyone ]]
Schyroton: ...Iis it okay if Iii kiss you?
Schyroton: ((yo
DamnDude: [[ Yeah, the good ol' cube ]]
Gaster: "Um... okay."
DamnDude: [[ Had the game, book ends, plush, and a buncha DLC for free ]]
CryingEevee OOC: ((yup))
CryingEevee OOC: ((iirc the jak and daxter dlc WAS going to be exclusive to that version but ended up not being))
Schyroton: kisses Gaster all over his face. "Ii'm just... fullll of happiness riright now."
DamnDude: [[ Much better than the Plush edition for LBP3, which has a minorly different plush and old DLC, with the new DLC being store exclusive except for one new pack with every edition of it ]]
Gaster: seems to stiffen up at first, then relaxes as he's kissed.
Schyroton: ...Aare you okay?
Gaster: "Y-yeah! I'm fine!"
Schyroton: You tennnnnsed up.
Schyroton: lets go. "Ii... did Ii make you uncomfortable?"
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Gaster: "I... I'm sorry..."
Schyroton: ...Gaster, I'm sorry. Iii shoukdn't have done ththat. Ii shoukd have rerealized you wereeeen't comfortable...
Gaster: "It's not you, it... it's me."
Schyroton: ...What?
Gaster: "I mean, my feelings for you... I'm not so sure if they're romantic or platonic."
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai frisky))
Schyroton: ...Oh.
Jesus Syphon: He kinda feels awkward being here.
Schyroton: ((IT'S OKAY
Gaster: "I... I'm sorry, I should have said this earlier..."
Schyroton: ...
Schyroton: Y-yyou know you xan tetetetell me hiw you ffffeel.
Jesus Syphon: He quietly sneaks out through the normal door.
Gaster: "I know, it's just..."
Gaster: "I-I proposed to you, and it feels like I've been toying with you even though I haven't, and..."
Schyroton: Yyou havenn't been toying wiwith me aat all. Yyou're... yyou're my ffriend, no mattter whether we're rommantic or nonot. Thhhat comes fifirst.
Gaster: sighs, smiling. "Thank you...."
CryingEevee OOC: ((Brain: hey, you're listening to isaac godmode music, you should rp the characters from that. maybe even rp the journey through godmode's levels!))
CryingEevee OOC: ((me:plz stahp))
Schyroton: Oof course. I'm ssorry for ththat...
Jesus Syphon: ((similar
Jesus Syphon: ((brain: woah, cherrim's cool! you should make that a character!
Jesus Syphon: ((me: but
Schyroton: ...Ii know my feeelings for yoyoyou are rromantic, but Ii'm okay with us beiiing frfriends and only thhhat.
CryingEevee OOC: ((plot twist, me and tri are the same.))
Jesus Syphon: ((i am all
Gaster: hugs Schyro close. "Thank you."
Gaster: ((so does that mean it's tri's birthday
Schyroton: hugs back.
Jesus Syphon: ((it's my birthday twice
Schyroton: ...
CryingEevee OOC: ((hey, remember vale/nigh? we should do something with them sometime.))
Jesus Syphon: ((indeed
Jesus Syphon: ((i'll do it when you want to
Alien: ((Mobius comes back from the dead and attempts to shank Schyro
Schyroton: Yyou know you hahave to tellll Mettaton about ththis too.
Jesus Syphon: ((btw how is bio
Gaster: "I know. I'm worried about that."
Alien: ((Schyro: iiii'm memetal.))
Gaster: ((gaster just
Gaster: ((kicks mobius in the face
CryingEevee OOC: ((plot twist, vale and nigh are actually self inserts. just like how barcahr is flame's self insert))
Alien: ((so gaster roundhouse kicks mobius
Schyroton: ((schyro, despite being a robot, is not okay with the implication of being stabbed
Jesus Syphon: ((which further confirms me and ce are one
Jesus Syphon: ((i don't think i've made a self insert
Schyroton: ...Hhe has to underststand.
CryingEevee OOC: ((can confirm))
Jesus Syphon: ((but i really wouldn't be able to
Gaster: "I hope he does."
Gaster: ((I have, that was.. something.
Jesus Syphon: ((i'm too basic to make a self insert of
CryingEevee OOC: ((also i've made a character heavily based on me... once, then it sorta split of into something with its own lore.))
Schyroton: ((schyro's anxieties are self inserted in a lot of the cases lol
Jesus Syphon: ((i hate when i do things
Jesus Syphon: ((because i don't finish it
Jesus Syphon: ((almost always when it involves music
Schyroton: ...I'm sure hhhhhe will.
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, i also start things and then put them down and never finish them))
CryingEevee OOC: ((which FURTHER CONFIRMS))
Jesus Syphon: ((wowie
Schyroton: Hhe's known you for, whwhat, ten, ellleven years? Hhe has to, at lleast a bit.
Gaster: ((*x files theme plays*
Gaster: "It's coming up on 11 years, yes."
Alien: ((schyro becomes a human and tries to stim with scissors, he accidentally cuts himself
Jesus Syphon: (("wow this sounds cool, i should remix"
Alien: ((Schyro: FFFFUCK
Jesus Syphon: ((>starts...slightly
Jesus Syphon: ((>never ever finishes
Schyroton: ((don't bring up scissors and human schyro again we all know what happened last time
CryingEevee OOC: (("hey i have this idea for something i can make in lbp/rpg maker."))
CryingEevee OOC: ((>if it starts, it never finishes))
Jesus Syphon: ((i wonder what else we can do to confirm we are each other
CryingEevee OOC: ((well we live in texas))
Jesus Syphon: ((okay, type the first fruit that pops into your head
CryingEevee OOC: ((apple))
Jesus Syphon: ((dammit
Schyroton: ((whats so great about dumb ol texas
Jesus Syphon: ((pineapple is close enough
CryingEevee OOC: ((what's your favorite color))
Jesus Syphon: ((blue
CryingEevee OOC: ((blue is mine as well))
Jesus Syphon: ((osht
Jesus Syphon: ((what is your favorite 1 digit number
CryingEevee OOC: ((9))
Jesus Syphon: ((7
Gaster: ((grand
Schyroton: ((dad
CryingEevee OOC: ((you'd think yours was 3))
Jesus Syphon: ((...
Jesus Syphon: ((that was a mistake
Jesus Syphon: ((but i did
Jesus Syphon: ((it
Jesus Syphon: ((3 is my second favorite
Jesus Syphon: ((nobody will ever guess my lucky number tho
Schyroton: ((321
Jesus Syphon: ((close
CryingEevee OOC: ((what is your smash bros main?))
Alien: ((333
Jesus Syphon: ((i don't really have a main, but i like kirby
Jesus Syphon: ((even closer
Alien: ((mega man
Schyroton: ((666
Jesus Syphon: ((nop
DamnDude: [[ 345 ]]
Jesus Syphon: ((too high
Schyroton: ((339
CryingEevee OOC: ((hmm... i main mewtwo and dark pit. which is not something that confirms we are one))
Jesus Syphon: ((almost
CryingEevee OOC: ((335))
Alien: ((336
Jesus Syphon: ((soooooooooooooooooo close
Jesus Syphon: ((indeed
Jesus Syphon: ((frisky has won a cookie
Alien: ((I DID IT
CryingEevee OOC: ((you did it, reddit))
Jesus Syphon: ((frisky is reddit confirmed
Jesus Syphon: ((ce, what is your favorite legendary
CryingEevee OOC: ((mew))
Jesus Syphon: ((azelf
CryingEevee OOC: ((frisky is reddit, me and tri are vale/nigh, and flame is barchar))
CryingEevee OOC: ((confirmed))
Schyroton: ((berenstein or berenstain
Jesus Syphon: ((...?
CryingEevee OOC: ((excuse?))
Jesus Syphon: ((i dunno what that means but i'll just say berenstein
Schyroton: ((how did you remember the berenstein/berenstain bears
Jesus Syphon: ((...holy shit. that's what it is.
CryingEevee OOC: (("bernstein"))
Jesus Syphon: ((i've been fucking wondering.
Alien: ((my favorite legendaries are giratina, hoopa, mew, celebi, Dialga, Arceus
Jesus Syphon: ((celebi is cool
Jesus Syphon: ((i like cute legendaries
Jesus Syphon: ((i guess azelf isn't cute but
Jesus Syphon: ((he's not huge and complex
Jesus Syphon: ((he's a blue fairy thing
Schyroton: ((i read mew as mv but thats because i was crying due to someone i trusted being transphobic
Schyroton: ((me: reveals too much
Jesus Syphon: ((oh
Schyroton: ((sry
Schyroton: ((im... emotional today
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Jesus Syphon: ((it's okay
Alien: ((if mv was a Pokémon i would catch them so fast
Alien: ((and immediately make them one of my faves
Schyroton: ((lol
Jesus Syphon: ((if anyone here was a pokemon i would catch them so fast
Jesus Syphon: ((i mean ce is eevee but
CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, yeah, i AM a pokemon))
Alien: ((http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/c/c1/251Celebi_Shiny_PMD_Explorers.png
Jesus Syphon: ((and i already would catch eevee's fast
Jesus Syphon: ((<3
Schyroton: ((my omega mv design(which i still need to art) is how id look as a pokemon
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm gonna go get my eevee plushie))
Alien: ((you still do need to draw that
CryingEevee OOC: ((eevee plushie has been gotten))
Schyroton: ((i mean ive doodled it but the tattoo is on the wrong side bc im a dumb
Jesus Syphon: ((rip
Schyroton: ((i dont have a tattoo yet but i want one
CryingEevee OOC: ((i would never get a tattoo))
CryingEevee OOC: ((too permanent))
Schyroton: ((ive wanted mine for years now
Alien: ((I don't want a tattoo ngl
Alien: ((My sister though
Jesus Syphon: ((same
Jesus Syphon: ((mfw internet dies
Jesus Syphon: ((wait is parp or internet dying
Alien: ((Holy fucking shit she has so many tattoos on her legs
Jesus Syphon: ((is parp
CryingEevee OOC: ((test?))
Jesus Syphon: ((is no longer parp
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's you))
Jesus Syphon: ((i swear it was parp for a sec
Gaster: sighs. "So how do we drop the news, then?"
Alien: ((She also has a tattoo that has the coordinates of where our mom and dad live
Alien: ((So that's p cool
CryingEevee OOC: ((random thought: one night CaU should all get together and read a fanfiction together))
Schyroton: Ii don't know.
Jesus Syphon: ((like...ic?
Schyroton: ((economic flushout
Jesus Syphon: ((i wouldn't mind ic or ooc
Jesus Syphon: ((ic would be funny
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know, it's just a random idea))
CryingEevee OOC: ((IC or OOC))
Gaster: ((if you haven't read economic flushout, don't
Schyroton: ((do it
Jesus Syphon: ((okay i will /s
Schyroton: ((its so hilariously bad, but well written
CryingEevee OOC: ((okay, what series would we all read fanfics of?))
Schyroton: ((hetalia
Schyroton: ((hetalia fanfics are very diverse
Schyroton: ((get it... because everyone is a country
Barchar: (doing dnd but I at least have a break so hai)
Schyroton: ((hi
CryingEevee OOC: ((i would read: pokemon, kid icarus, undertale [maybe], LoZ, and... maybe a few kingdom hearts ones))
Jesus Syphon: ((hello
Gaster: ((hey flame
Barchar: (also, su. I mean. I even make one.)
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai flame))
Gaster: "... This is gonna be though."
Jesus Syphon: ((...wait, are we talking nsfw or no
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have read fan fics from all the ones i listed...))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and i don't know))
Jesus Syphon: ((o boi
Schyroton: ((there are no good, finished vaati fics
Gaster: ((i'd read su, undertale
Schyroton: ((or good, finished mettaton ship fics that dont ship him with someone whos 18 at most or the worst character
Schyroton: ((or burgerpants
CryingEevee OOC: ((i remember a fic that was like, vaati was saved after minish cap or... just at some point, and like they livedd with link some time? i dunno, it's been actual years))
Jesus Syphon: ((i guess i'd read anything
Gaster: ((i'd recommend we all read my immortal but it's uh... got r2
Jesus Syphon: ((i'd prefer some over others, but
Schyroton: ((but the bp ones are shitty
Schyroton: ((there was a fic that was good but then it had r2
CryingEevee OOC: ((we should all read a pokemon mystery dungeon fic whilst rping pmd))
CryingEevee OOC: (( /s
Jesus Syphon: ((we should make pmd INTO a fanfic /s
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, it could totally work))
Jesus Syphon: ((yeah but i mean
Jesus Syphon: ((y
Schyroton: ((the first line was "am i high"
Jesus Syphon: ((that's how you know it's good
Barchar: (pmd could work as a fic)
Jesus Syphon: (("...Am I high?" "Oh fuck, this is gonna be a great fanfic."
Jesus Syphon: ((anything could work as a fic
CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, frisky already gave it a fan fictiony name "pokemon mystery dungeon: explorers of nightmares"))
Barchar: (I mean, rp is basically just...)
Barchar: (Collaborative writing)
Jesus Syphon: ((if you read the logs of cau it's technically a fanfic
Gaster: ((yeah
DamnDude: [[ Determining if writer is high ]]
Schyroton: ((i'll admit to writing a zelda fic but it's unfinished, over two years old, and it's torturey
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Jesus Syphon: ((if we're admitting making fics i'll admit to making fics
CryingEevee OOC: ((if CaU ever finishes, we should make it into a story... somehow))
Gaster: ((if i hated myself enough i'd dig up my old invader zim fanfic
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Jesus Syphon: ((hopefully no one remembers my account
Gaster: ((but i like to pretend it doesn't exist
Schyroton: ((nonono sterling said the first spoken line in pmd. "...am i high?"
Jesus Syphon: ((and if you do don't fucking read it
Schyroton: ((we know, nathan
CryingEevee OOC: ((i've only ever made fics when i was young, i made them for writing prompts. i made a ratchet and clank one, and a pokemon mystery dunegon one.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, and a spore one))
Jesus Syphon: (( :(
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Schyroton: ((i'm sorry
Jesus Syphon: ((is ok
Schyroton: ((ty
Jesus Syphon: ((just spooky
Schyroton: ((eh, you know my name
CryingEevee OOC: ((if i wanted to be spooky, i could say nathan's last name.))
Jesus Syphon: ((and did you mean we know as in you know my account or as in you know to not read it
Schyroton: ((then again my name is based on pride
Schyroton: ((i know not to read it
Jesus Syphon: ((okay
Jesus Syphon: ((do not say my last name
CryingEevee OOC: ((i won't))
Jesus Syphon: ((thank
Alien: ((nathan triface
Alien: ((i said it
Jesus Syphon: ((you fucking shit /s
Schyroton: ((no its nathan triduosolo
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think my name has stayed hidden pretty well))
Barchar: (I've dabbled in my head about making a fic based on CaU from Barchar's perspective)
Barchar: (Also I'll happily admit to writing fic. I'm mostly kinda proud of mine.)
Jesus Syphon: ((me and my friend plan to make a book
Gaster: ((i was gonna do a blog for the babel collective
Schyroton: ((im making a very self indulgent mettaton fic thats trash
Gaster: ((... i'm never gonna finish that one gaston fic
Alien: ((Tri: FRISKY! I.. I TRUSTED YOU! Frisky: -flips the bird- MV and Chime: -eating popcorn on the couch, watching-))
Jesus Syphon: ((i don't trust any of you /s
Schyroton: ((dammit
CryingEevee OOC: ((i haven't considered anything of the sort))
Barchar: (I do hope I actually finish momswapped though. That is some ambitious shit.)
Gaster: ((mostly because i looked back and hate the beginning
CryingEevee OOC: ((also don't forget, me and tri are the same))
Schyroton: ((o
Jesus Syphon: ((ce is nathan
DamnDude: [[ I could never do fan fic. Not enough time or ambition to do anything past the first sentance. ]]
Alien: ((I do hope I actually finish PMD though. That is some ambitious shit.
Gaster: (((i'm just thinking maybe uh
Alien: ((>casually reworks flame's sentence
Jesus Syphon: ((((thinking what?
Gaster: ((they meet at a big party or some shit
Schyroton: ((thatd work
Gaster: ((if i restart the gaston fic
Jesus Syphon: (((((ah
Schyroton: ((thats closer to cau canon anyway
CryingEevee OOC: ((no wait, we already told them the truth. vale and nigh are self inserts, so that's actually what me and nathan's situation is))
Jesus Syphon: (((((((((((i would love to be fused
Schyroton: sighs. He releases the hug.
Jesus Syphon: ((((((((((((((((((it'd be interesting
Gaster: rubs his forehead.
Jesus Syphon: ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((i remember when gaster could read ooc, somewhat
Schyroton: Yyou can tell me whhhat you wannt to.
CryingEevee OOC: ((quit adding more and more parenthesis))
Jesus Syphon: ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((also when he was omniscient
Gaster: "I know."
Jesus Syphon: (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( no
Eon: ((shut up
Gaster: ((he was never fully omnicient
Jesus Syphon: ((sry
Alien: ((MV and Smol would fuse
Gaster: ((because rping omnicient people is a pain
DamnDude: [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ Sending Error, please resolves ASAP ]]
Gaster: ((people always expect them to fix their shit because they saw it happen
Jesus Syphon: ((o
Barchar: (Yeah)
Jesus Syphon: ((the good thing about verum is that he's a godmod when you need it, not whenever
Barchar: (Yeah I kinda get it)
Jesus Syphon: ((because there's so many fucking timelines he needs to help
Schyroton: Jjust... know that you dddon't have to keeeeep secretss.
Gaster: nods, sighing as he flexes his wings.
Jesus Syphon: He is still outside.
Alien: ((https://i.redd.it/dk4lms6vtzhx.jpg
CryingEevee OOC: ((i know what we should read. we should read something really full of trash. like one of the probably many save asriel fics, or any kingdom hearts fics))
Barchar: (you have to fuse with one rper that isn't currently your love interest)
Barchar: (who do)
Jesus Syphon: ((ce
Alien: ((Sora x Riku fanfic
Schyroton: Yyou're entiitled to keep anyththing privvate that you ddon't want to shsharw, tooo.
Schyroton: ((chime
Jesus Syphon: ((if not ce...uh...
Jesus Syphon: ((flame?
CryingEevee OOC: (([s]well, me and tri are already one and the same so[/s] tri))
Jesus Syphon: ((maybe?
Gaster: ((yeah i'm gonna fuse with either mv or dd
Alien: ((flame or mv
Barchar: (and I'm talking permafuse)
Jesus Syphon: ((same answers
Barchar: (we're talkin garnet here not opal)
Schyroton: ((...chime
Alien: ((-eh-
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, i think tri))
Jesus Syphon: ((ce or flame, though more likely ce
Gaster: ((okay yeah same answers
Schyroton: ((tho garnets not perrrrmafuse but she is fused a lot
Jesus Syphon: ((purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Jesus Syphon: ((~
Barchar: (Well, she is a permafusion)
CryingEevee OOC: ((how dare you. i was fine with the purr but not the tilde))
Schyroton: ((i can purr irl but i can also kick your ass
Barchar: (she only defuses when shit is wrong)
Jesus Syphon: ((so i know how to annoy ce
Gaster: ((or to play baseball
CryingEevee OOC: ((you already knew))
Jesus Syphon: ((indeed
Gaster: lays down on the couch, sighing.
Jesus Syphon: ((tildes annoy me if they're bio
DamnDude: [[ I feel like a permafusion would be one where they can't defuse by choice. ]]
Schyroton: sits on the couch, curling up.
Jesus Syphon: ((i also get ptsd /s
DamnDude: [[ But from the little I saw, that's not 100% true for Garnet. ]]
Jesus Syphon: ((yeah, garnet isn't perma
Schyroton: ((youre right
Alien: ((i would permafuse with Flame, MV, Smol, or Chime
Barchar: (no)
Barchar: (Permafusion is just a term for a fusion who, by choice, stays fused for the majority of their time)
Schyroton: ((theyve defused by choice at least once
Schyroton: ((ohh
CryingEevee OOC: ((i assumed it meant no unfusing at all))
Gaster: ((the closest thing we've seen to an honest-to-god permanent fusion was malachite
Jesus Syphon: ((oh huh
Barchar: (They can defuse, and occasionally will willingly, but generally preferred not to)
Gaster: ((she was NOT gonna unfunse by choice
Jesus Syphon: ((same answers tho
Barchar: (WE know that that tern is Canon, because iirc peri used it to refer to garnet)
Alien: ((Ruby: HOLY SHIT IT'S A FUCKING MOSQUITO Sapphire: nono-- *UNFUSE*
Barchar: (butterfly*)
Barchar: ( :)
Alien: ((it's okay it's okay it's okay /s
CryingEevee OOC: ((i still have the eevee plush on my desk))
DamnDude: [[ But that doesn't follow the conjunction of words ]]
Gaster: "... I guess this is something else on my plate."
Jesus Syphon: ((gamefreak
Jesus Syphon: ((where
Jesus Syphon: ((is
Jesus Syphon: ((mega
Barchar: (What would you suggest?)
Jesus Syphon: ((quagsire
Schyroton: ....Yyeah.
CryingEevee OOC: ((do you guys think there'll ever be eeveelutions of all types including normal?))
Jesus Syphon: ((yes
DamnDude: [[ Not giving a specific term for it, when it isn't really needed. Just say they favor to be fused ]]
Barchar: (eventually)
Alien: ((^
Gaster: ((i hope so
Schyroton: is trying to hide the fact that he's tugging his hair.
Jesus Syphon: ((eeveelutions grow faster than the rate of new types
Schyroton: ((^
CryingEevee OOC: ((i hope so, but i'm not too sure))
Barchar: (But I don't think not having a term is really a good solution)
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, normal type i think has less of a chance than the other types))
Jesus Syphon: ((yeah
Alien: ((take a moment to think of just
Schyroton: is not hiding it well.
CryingEevee OOC: ((although in looks it'd definitely just be like a bigger eevee))
Alien: ((flexibility love and trust /s
CryingEevee OOC: ((let me find some fake eeveelutions))
Gaster: sighs and scoots over to Schyro, patting him on the shoulder.
Schyroton: looks to Gaster.
Jesus Syphon: ((normal eevee evolves at a certain level, forcing you to evolve it before you reach that level if you want it to not be normal eevee
CryingEevee OOC: ((http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/525/078/3d6.png
DamnDude: [[ It's better to not have a specific term in my eyes than to have a term that's mostly a lie, esp when it could be used to describe a different thing that makes more sense for it. ]]
CryingEevee OOC: ((that could be hard to tell if it'll be an espeon/umbreon or a normal eevee))
Barchar: (I don't think an actually permanent fusion is possible)
CryingEevee OOC: ((or even sylveon))
Barchar: (I mean, the forced fusions MAYBE, but that's less fusion and more...frankenstein)
Schyroton: ...
Gaster: "...You looked like you needed me here."
Jesus Syphon: ((rip ?? eevee
Schyroton: Yyeah...
Alien: ((like malachite
Barchar: (And 'permafusion' certainly gets across the idea that they simply don't defuse often)
DamnDude: [[ I'm saying they're using a very generic term that can be used to describe something completely different. ]]
Barchar: (You don't even watch the show)
CryingEevee OOC: ((if you say fusion, i assume it's the general term and not bound by SU or DBZ or anything))
Barchar: (Fusion alone isn't that common, it's not 'generic' )
CryingEevee OOC: ((and adding "perma" means permanent, forever))
Barchar: (I was more thinking SU, but I guess yeah I can see why you thought that)
Barchar: (yeah when you put it that way it's reasonable)
Barchar: (I had different context in mind then you)
Barchar: shit what's up with Hella
DamnDude: [[ Saying I don't watch the show and focusing on the wrong part of the word is the worst argument I've ever heard. ]]
Barchar: Schyro*
Schyroton: But aat ththe sammme time... it kiiiind of... look. Iit hurt.
DamnDude: [[ I'm trying to give an outsiders view and then you're turning it down because I'm an outsider. ]]
Schyroton: ((too much
Gaster: "I get it."
Schyroton: ((what the fuck ISN'T up with schyro at this point
Schyroton: Yyou do?
CryingEevee OOC: ((so from that link i sent earlier, what type do we think that second one at the top is))
Barchar: well, what is currently the problem in this urrent moment
Schyroton: ((fighting
Jesus Syphon: yeah fighting
Barchar: (fighting)
Jesus Syphon: there's only one problem
Schyroton: ((the problem is that gaster revealed he might not feel for schyro the way schyro feels for him
CryingEevee OOC: ((huh, i for some reason thought the 4th one would be fighting, but i guess that one's ground))
Jesus Syphon: there's no ?? eevee
Jesus Syphon: rip ?? type
Barchar: (...Huh?)
CryingEevee OOC: ((tri, forget about it))
Jesus Syphon: okay
Barchar: (Also what's the mummy supposed to be?)
CryingEevee OOC: ((ghost))
Schyroton: ((ghos
Jesus Syphon: gost
CryingEevee OOC: http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32900000/-Fake-Eeveelutions-pokemon-32945147-500-200.jpg
DamnDude: [[ Tri's just confused on why there isn't a ?? type. ]]
CryingEevee OOC: ((here's another one))
Barchar: (I thought the white one was ghost)
Jesus Syphon: that's poison
Barchar: (oooohh)
Gaster: "It... can hurt when someone doesn't return your feelings."
Jesus Syphon: that's tiny ce
Barchar: (aren't they fuckin married though?)
CryingEevee OOC: ((that second set i think is worse))
Schyroton: ...Yyeah.
CryingEevee OOC: ((also yeah, it is tiny))
Schyroton: ((no, engaged
CryingEevee OOC: ((can't help that))
Gaster: ((Engaged, not married
Jesus Syphon: ((so i went to 500% zoom on parp
Jesus Syphon: ((never again
DamnDude: [[ Never go full zoom ]]
Barchar: feels very confused. She...did not see this coming at ALL. fucking people, sometimes, with their stupid nature.
Gaster: was very good at keeping his feelings hidden.
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Lua [Lua].
Jesus Syphon: He remains outside.
Schyroton: Yyou were one of ththe firrst people tttto be nice to me. Gennuinely so. Iii kind of fefefell in lllove too quickly, but iiiit lingered and Iii can't jujusttt... stop. Ii also dddon't want to huhurt you by feeling like ththis.
Lua: walks in tired, flopping himself on the couch, hoping for a break for once.
CryingEevee OOC: ((so. about fan fic night. anyone actually wanna make it a thing? or any ideas how it'd work?))
Jesus Syphon: I feel like if it happened IC it'd be funny
Jesus Syphon: But OOC it'd be kinda boring
Gaster: "I... look. I understand your feelings, but... If I don't return your feelings, you shouldn't marry me."
Schyroton: Ii kniw.
Barchar: one of the the things that confuse her the most is the fact that he bothered hiding it. Just being up-front would have made EVERYTHING so much easier?
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Lua: (( By the way, I retooled Taskmaster Night a bit, we're going first monday of September. ))
Gaster: ((what's taskmaster night
CryingEevee OOC: ((taskmaster?))
: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] is now Zero IX [Zero IX].
Jesus Syphon: Hmm?
Jesus Syphon: Wuzzat
Jesus Syphon: Sounds good
Schyroton: But aat ththe same tiime...
Jesus Syphon: Brb for a sed
Jesus Syphon: sec
Barchar: ...said the girl who's still keeping her weird parental feelings a secret. Touche, herself, touche.
Lua: (( If you don't remem... I'll explain it a bit closer, it's the idea I had about 1/2 a month ago but I couldn't do it because of school time and needing to get back on schedule. ))
Schyroton: Ii love Mettttaton, too.
Zero IX: ((Sup bois
Jesus Syphon: Back, hi Slarv, and okay
Gaster: "I understand that. We can both love him."
Gaster: "Love isn't a finite thing."
Zero IX: ((Yall wanna start now?
Schyroton: Ii don't wawant to hhurt you by being wiwith both of you alll the time.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i dunno))
Jesus Syphon: oh
Gaster: ((I dont think laharl's here
CryingEevee OOC: ((also yeah))
Zero IX: ((Shit
Jesus Syphon: laharl are you live
: ((Rip))
Jesus Syphon: awaken
Lua: (( Laharl isn't here unless he's on discord ))
Zero IX: ((Well I needed to talk to someone anyway
Gaster: "You're not hurting me, okay?"
Lua: (( He had to leave a while back, I don't think he logged out ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((question, if a character dies will the rper be revealed?))
Schyroton: ...Ii'm not?
Gaster: "You're not."
Zero IX: ((No
Zero IX: ((Because we can replay
Zero IX: ((Multiple choices ;)
Jesus Syphon: ...Oh boy
Zero IX: ((That's if you guys wanna replay
Zero IX: ((We'll cross that bridge when we get there
Schyroton: ...Iii always... I alwaways worry that Ii'm somehow huhurting you orrr burdening you.
CryingEevee OOC: ((so anyone that isn't tri have any oppinions on the idea of a fanfic night?))
Jesus Syphon: Mfw something is on my mind but it's unimportant and something I've already said
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Gaster: "Look. Schyro." He shifts a little. "You're not a burden, alright?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((rip))
Schyroton: ((i like the idea, but so many fics have r2
Gaster: ((I wanna do it ic
Jesus Syphon: If a fic has r2, we stop
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah))
Jesus Syphon: One person is the reader
Gaster: ((but, like mv said, there's so many badfics with r2
Jesus Syphon: And if they see r2 they stop
Jesus Syphon: Also brb
Gaster: ((for ~drama~
Schyroton: ((what if im the reader
CryingEevee OOC: ((then you just won't be the reader?))
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Alien: ((Do we just
Schyroton: ((what if i dont know
Lua: is relaxing on the couch, just listening to whatever happens in the bar.
Alien: ((Copy and paste
Lua: (( Have someone not in it proof read the fic before hand ))
Gaster: ((give jasper a pwp and watch her not be able to finish since she's laughing too hard
Schyroton: ...Yyou're sure abbout ththat?
Gaster: "Yes. I'm positive."
CryingEevee OOC: ((iirc for some reason on fanfic.net you can't select text to copy/paste it. so i dunno. i never thought of how we'd do it. it was jsut a stray thought we're now discussing))
Lua: has no idea what the hell he's listening to, if this is happening in the bar.
Schyroton: ((you can on ao3
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Schyroton: ((it is in the bar
Lua: is confused on the couch then, but doesn't want to alert the duo to his presence.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, maybe it's just an overlay so you could remove it with chrome, and no matter what i think you can select it with chrome's inspect feature))
Zero IX: ((I may activate project onimus for this..
Zero IX: ((But for now
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Gaster: ((hey ant!
Schyroton: ((yo
CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai ant))
Lua: (( Wasn't P:O mostly prepared for the Slarc? ))
Ant: (( Sup ))
Alien: (('eyyyy!
CryingEevee OOC: ((BRB))
Jäger Leyline: ((hey
Zero IX: ((Avery, dimitri, echo, pm me if yall wanna begin, if you're here
Ant: (( I found a big scorpion in my room. ))
Gaster: ((oshit
Ant: (( Arizona is hell confirmed. ))
Alien: ((throw a rock at it
Alien: ((spit on it
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Alien: ((let it sting you
Barchar: (but Michigan is hell)
Ant: (( I don't even know how it got in. I put it in a jar and shook it. ))
Jäger Leyline: ((shoot it
Alien: ((become one with the scorpion
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Ant: (( I'll be the new scorpion king. But with better CGI ))
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Lua: thinks for awhile, 'So, my friends are onto what I've done, can't keeping lying forever, and I can't let them down still. At this point, this is the most this could have back fired on me. No one benefits from this kinda shit.'
Schyroton: ((isnt scorpion from mortal kombat
Ant: (( I caught the scorpion and named him scorponok after the transformer. ))
Ant: (( Then I stepped on him. ))
Ant: (( I feel like a bad person. ))
Lua: (( Yes, he's the 2nd Scorpion most people think of when animals are mentioned ))
Alien: ((savage
Ant: (( I shouldn't have named it ))
Gaster: "... Oh, hey Lua, I didn't see you came in."
Lua: (( Ant: "I killed my adoptive son" ))
Schyroton: ....Hhhi.
Schyroton: ......Ii need to go. Ii need time to ththink. I'm sorry.
Lua: "Hey guys.. kinda heard you guys were in your own discussion and didn't want to bother ya"
Ant: (( His first name was little shit. But then I named him scorponok. ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i return))
Gaster: "Alright, see you."
Barchar: "...See you, Schyro."
Gaster: "And it's fine, Lua."
Schyroton: gets up and leaves.
Schyroton: would be crying if he could, btw.
Ant: (( That fucker was longer than my middle finger ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and i was reminded of something really weird when it was said ant killed his adoptive son))
Lua: feels like he's going to break the stack when it comes to how awkward this area's become.
Alien: ((ant made an abortion
Ant: (( Come on down to Arizona. We got scorpos, bad drivers and serial killers. ))
Ant: (( Also the plants are all spikey ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, so, really weird thing, in middle school someone kept calling me "their little son" which was... really awkward. this was my first year in middle school btw))
Gaster: ((what the fuck
Ant: (( oh ))
Lua: (( Frisky, that joke doesn't work because the Scorp was alive. Now if that scorpion was with child... if that even works like that for scorps... then it's a 2 for 1. ))
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Ant: (( Imagining little scorpions emerging from scorponok isn't fun. ))
Lua: (( Ant actually just committed Scorpion genocide ))
Alien: ((I know
Gaster: sighs. "I hope I didn't screw that up."
Alien: ((ce are you sure that kid wasn't toriel
Lua: "Screw up what exactly?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm pretty sure they weren't a boss monster))
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Barchar: "I'd try to reassure you, but shit, I don't even know know if you did well or not."
Gaster: "I... kind of broke up with Schyro."
Lua: (( [You fucked up] ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((it WAS a girl though))
Gaster: checks his phone.
Jason Scott: "Don't fret. I may7 not know what you're talking about, maily cause I wasn't paying attention, but it'll be fine."
Ant: (( http://imgur.com/OzucOtC ))
Lua: "...Oh shit."
Jason Scott: -This guy just doesn't exist until he wants to or something.-
CryingEevee OOC: ((i shouldn't have clicked that link))
Barchar: "...I kinda hope he doesn't try to come to me for help. I would NOT be capable at that. I'd probably hurt more than help, and after last night I really don't wanna fuck that up."
Schyroton: [i don't want you to think you're in the wrong here. i just need time to think. i hope you're not worried too much i'm sorry]
Barchar: ripoff
GLaDOS: fuck off you're not the first person to do that u Lil bitch
Jason Scott: -No you fuck off.-
Gaster: sighs, flopping over.
: me*
Lua: thinks for a moment, 'Alright, at least I'm not the most trusted person here right now, that's one benefit to... every possible negative.'
Ant: (( The link does work tho right? ))
Gaster: "... I think I handled that well? At least I didn't ditch him at the altar or something."
Lua: (( It's a scorp ))
: ((Is that Grant Thompson
: ((Like where you got the picture))
CryingEevee OOC: ((it was a scorp, and it freaked me out because bugs))
Lua: "That would have been fucked up considering the situation"
GLaDOS: I was talking to Barchar don't worry bby
Gaster: "Yeah."
Barchar: "Yeah."
CryingEevee OOC: ((also i have obtained pizza))
Barchar: "God, this sucks."
Ant: (( I still am concerned as to how it came in ))
Gaster: ((i found a mouse in the basement a couple weeks ago
Schyroton: [i'm not mad at you, for clarification. i just need time to plan for the eventual reveal of whether you're definitely in love with me or not. i... you know i plan things to say or how to react]
Ant: (( Like now I'm paranoid that Imma be taking a shower and a scopo is just gonna crawl out of the drain. ))
Gaster: [Okay, it's fine. I need time to think too.]
Schyroton: [regardless, i'm not mad at you at all. you're still my friend.]
CryingEevee OOC: ((and now you know how i feel))
Jason Scott: "...GLaDOS, you're considering the body right?"
Lua: nearly thinks about something, but quickly ends the thought after remembering Barchar.
Ant: (( The house I lived in when I was smol had a bath tub with jets in it. ))
Schyroton: [thanks for understanding]
Ant: (( Bees crawled through the jets ))
Schyroton: [::)]
GLaDOS: "Hm?"
Gaster: [no problem]
Lua: (( "You wanted bubbles? Well you get BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES" ))
Gaster: ((well they both begin with b
Gaster: ((beebles
: ((If there are two colons there for what I think))
Ant: (( That was Georgia. The south doesn't like me. ))
: ((That's adorable))
Barchar: [...I kinda hate to say this, Schyro, but for the record, if you need someone to help, then, uhm...]
Schyroton: ((yeah
: ((Also yeah, bees. ahhh))
: ((Pretty spooky))
Schyroton: [i know]
Alien: ((Barchar: talk to sterling
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Barchar: [You probably shouldn't talk to me. For the record. This whole thing is really weird to me, and I'd probably hurt more than help.]
Schyroton: [i understand. this is personal.]
Zero IX: ((Avery, Dimitri, and Echo
Schyroton: [::)]
Alien: ((Except Laharl isn't here
Zero IX: ((Pm me
Lua: feels like he's the only one without a phone in the building, even fucking barchar has one.
Zero IX: ((If you're present
Ant: (( Ant: "You'd think I'd like bugs but I hate them and they hate me" ))
Lua: wonders why he doesn't have a phone for a moment.
Schyroton: ((ok, imagine schyro sending a flirty text to metta and using ;;)
Schyroton: ((like cute flirty
Schyroton: (("your lips are missing something. mine. ;;)"
: ((Oh wow that's cheesy))
Schyroton: ((every mettaton is a cheesy lil shit
: ((That hurt to read))
: ((Then again))\
: ((Most things are hard to read rn))
Lua: realizes he'd probably get bored and end up messing with it so he'll get all the texts, and regret it in 5 seconds.
: ((I think that's because I have a headache))
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Schyroton: (it ok
Schyroton: ((hi my love!!!
Barchar: [...yeah. Sorry. I wouldn't even be bugging you if I could, like, NOT see what's going on]
Fellby: -You don't want his texts if you don't want dick-
Smolster: (hi darling!!
Lua: remembers why he destroyed his phone.
Barchar: [And considering our talk yesterday, you can understand why I can't just NOT worry about it either]
Ant: walks in
Schyroton: [i know]
Gaster: "... Ant? Is that you?"
Lua: thinks, 'No more fire dick, no more child porn, no more bull shit'
: ((Some guy: [Hey, Fellby, can you come help? I need some help with something]))
: ((Fallby [-Sends dickpick-]
Barchar: (Fellby: [heheh, come] )
Ant: ((Ant "nope. Chuck Testa."))
: ((Some guy: [Every fucking time.]
Lua: is pretty sure that was child porn anyways. Why the fuck are people sending that.
Schyroton: [::)]
Gaster: ((if fellby considers you a friend, and if he knows you're okay with it
Gaster: ((you're getting dick
Ant: "In the flesh"
Schyroton: ((im pretty sure the only friend he doesnt send dickpicks to is schyro
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Gaster: "It's been a while, huh?"
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Ant: resists the urge to play Pink Floyd's [i]In the flesh[/i] on his guitar
Lua: "I'd say I thought you were dead, but last I checked everyone else here thought that about me."
Ant: "Yeah. I was busy helping Entra with some stuff."
Barchar: "That took ten years? C
Jesus Syphon: Back, and sweet, I technically got headphones.
Jäger Leyline: enters the bar
Ant: looks at his watch
Jesus Syphon: Shitty headphones but headphones.
Lua: "...Except I swear you were dead last I checked."
Barchar: (Ant: "Who the fuck are you bitch" )
Ant: "I guess."
Jesus Syphon: Also hi Ant
Jason Scott: "Hello, Goat man."
Schyroton: ((hi harl
Jäger Leyline: Hello
CryingEevee OOC: ((headphones are better than deadphones))
Jesus Syphon: And Yaz
Jesus Syphon: Tru
Jason Scott: "I debated saying boy there. But I didn't. So that makes me a good person."
Jason Scott: "...I think that's how it works anyways."
Jesus Syphon: My fucking sister broke [i]both[/i] my headphones
Jäger Leyline: that and I would have decked you
Jäger Leyline: ((hey tri
Jesus Syphon: Hi
Jäger Leyline: (hi
Jesus Syphon: Greetings
Jäger Leyline: (Sup
Jesus Syphon: Salutations
Jäger Leyline: ((hows it going?
Lua: (( "Watcha doing"
Jesus Syphon: Good, thank you
Gaster: sighs, and gets another drink.
Ant: "Has it really been ten years?"
Lua: ((( "Nothing much"
Jäger Leyline: ((cool
Jason Scott: "Heey, so it looks like I did a good."
Jesus Syphon: Y tu?
Lua: (( "Foiling my plans?"
Lua: (( "Foiling your plans?"
Jäger Leyline: ((peachy
Lua: (( "Are you?" ))
Jesus Syphon: Nice
Lua: (( "No"
Jäger Leyline: wheres your robot girlfiend
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Lua: (( "Good" ))
Jesus Syphon: Huh, I have not had such a normal conversation here
Lua: (( "Why"
Jesus Syphon: That was nice
Ant: sits down on the couch
Lua: (( "Because then I'd have to kill you" ))
Gaster: sips his drink, sighing.
Ant: [i]I don't know a lot of these people. Fuck.[/i]
Jason Scott: "I am lying on her."
Jason Scott: "Are you visially impaired
Jesus Syphon: He sighs and enters. "Hey, is everything calmed down now?"
Jason Scott: "I can help with that."
Lua: "Master of timing as always, Jager."
Jesus Syphon: Through the normal that is.
Lua: "..."
Gaster: "Yeah, Schyro went off to think by himself."
Lua: thinks for a moment, 'Wait shit am about to die of a heart attack, because that's fucking Jesus Christ.'
Jesus Syphon: ...I'm used to hearing through the left speaker, bc the right one is broken
Jesus Syphon: I put on the headphones, the left side is broken but the right is fine
Jesus Syphon: This is strange
Jäger Leyline: Whats up Lua
Ant: looks around the bar
Jesus Syphon: "...Alright, cool. And yep, I'm Jesus."
Ant: walks up to the counter
Jesus Syphon: Wait fuk
Lua: "Not much, just the usual building arm..."
Jesus Syphon: Lua thought that
Jesus Syphon: He didn't say that second part then
Lua: (( Damn it ))
Jesus Syphon: He sits down on the couch and begins playing with bubbles.
Lua: (( I had the perfect joke ready ))
GLaDOS: she is indeed there
Lua: (( 'Jesus Christ did Jesus Christ just read my thoughts' ))
Jesus Syphon: kek
Jäger Leyline: flips over to the couch
Ant: "Wait...jesus?"
Barchar: "...uh...do you need anything Gaster? I might not be able to do emotional support, but I'll try my best with physical."
Jäger Leyline: whose this Jesus guy I keep hearing about?
Jesus Syphon: "Yep, I am Jesus. I'm actually Syphon, but I'm like this for some reason, and I'm worrying it's not going to revert."
Barchar: "Also, no, his name is Syphon."
Lua: "As I was saying, building armor, selling it illegally, keeping in practice for a nice sum of change."
Ant: "Like...the dude who parted the red sea or something?"
Jesus Syphon: "You can call me Jesus or Syphon."
Barchar: "After a..strange experience, he got fucked up."
Jäger Leyline: lot of people swear to you Jesus
Barchar: "And no that was Moses."
Ant: "So like..the guy who made eath in seven days?"
Lua: "...Oh, that actually makes a lot of sense"
Jason Scott: "Wait.":
Jason Scott: "Are you the actual real Jesus."
Jesus Syphon: "Sorta."
Barchar: "No."
Jesus Syphon: "I am the real Jesus, as well as Syphon."
Barchar: "I don't think."
Jason Scott: "Are you sort of Jesus?"
Jesus Syphon: "I am sort of Jesus."
Jesus Syphon: "I am half 100% Jesus, and half 100% Syphon, if that makes sense."
Jason Scott: "My friend would flip the fuck out if I showed him a picture of Jesus."
Lua: (( There have been so many quotes in the last 20 minutes perfect for the topic ))
Ant: "So like..the holy trinity...but with 2 instead of three"
Gaster: rubs his forehead, starting to feel the effects of his drink. Oops. "Well... Jesus christ, man."
Schyroton: (("i am sort of jesus"
Jason Scott: "He's a scientist who strongly doesn't believe ina god."
: Gaster [Gaster] changed the topic to "I am sort of Jesus."
Jäger Leyline: Whats so special about be Jesus
Lua: "No Jesus Christ man is a scrapped robot master"
Jesus Syphon: "If you want to you can take a picture."
Ant: "Like...a holy...Binary...Duality?"
Ant: (( "A holy 69?" ))
Jesus Syphon: "A holy duity?"
Barchar: "...Should I take that as a no, guardian?"
Gaster: "... Can you do the water into wine thing?"
Jesus Syphon: "...Possibly."
Gaster: gets Syphon a glass of water.
Jason Scott: -He goes over, and takes a picture of Jesus.-
Jason Scott: "Can you turn water to wine
Jesus Syphon: He takes the glass of water.
Jesus Syphon: I don't actually know how this happens.
Jesus Syphon: I am agnostic.
Lua: (( "I can turn water to piss" ))
Jason Scott: -He takes video.-
Jesus Syphon: So he does the water and wine thing.
Gaster: "... Holy shit."
Jesus Syphon: "...Oh shit, I can."
Jesus Syphon: He creates some bubbles and turns them into wine.
Lua: "...Oh god"
Ant: (( "But can you drink milk?" ))
Jason Scott: "Fuck, my friend is gonna lose his shit."
Jesus Syphon: "Holy fuck."
Jesus Syphon: Can Jesus create food?
Barchar: He can make fish I think
Gaster: ((he can walk on water, make the blind see?
Jäger Leyline: I'm completely lost
Ant: "Uhm...ok...so mr jesus sir...can you maybe not send my friend Entra to hell? I'm like 93.46 percent sure she's a satanist or at least is buddies with a demon or two."
Lua: (( He split fish/bread for enough for an extremely large group of people ))
Alien: Fish and bred
Alien: Bread*
Alien: Like 5000 people
Jesus Syphon: "Sure, I guess."
Gaster: ((here we are discussing jesus's skill set
Jesus Syphon: "Don't know them anyway."
Jesus Syphon: "I am Jesus but I don't do his work."
Jesus Syphon: "...I can, though."
Jesus Syphon: "Holy fuck I can send people to hell."
Ant: (( But what is Jesus's DPS? ))
Gaster: "Please don't, I don't wanna go there..."
Ant: "Yeah actually I've been there...several times..."
Jesus Syphon: "No, I don't have a reason to. Don't worry, any of you."
Lua: relaxes for a bit, when suddenly the fucker who should have been here first when the whole Jesus joke started.
: Lua [Lua] is now Azazel [Azazel].
Jesus Syphon: Oh boy.
Azazel: enters the bar motherfuckers.
Jesus Syphon: "Hey."
Ant: "They always wanted me to 'silence my screams' or some bullshit."
Azazel: "So hey, I was told by Satan there was.."
Azazel: "What the hell"
Jesus Syphon: "Satan?"
Ant: "Oh."
Jesus Syphon: "Isn't he the god of hell or some shit?"
Azazel: "Yeah, Satan and I watch cheesy shit all the time"
Ant: "Um I have a friend who is also a half angel half demon...they might be dead tho..."
Azazel: "It's the perfect form of hell"
Gaster: "Do ya... do you play flash games?"
Jäger Leyline: looks at Scoot
Jesus Syphon: "Me?"
Jäger Leyline: the fuck is going on here?
Ant: "But if...y'know...if they're not...dead. Don't send them to hell."
Gaster: "No, Azazazel"
Jesus Syphon: "Alright."
Azazel: (( Yazan who is scoot ))
Jesus Syphon: "I'm Jesus, or Syphon. Hey Azazel."
Ant: "Oh. Yeah hey azazel."
Jäger Leyline: scott*
Azazel: "So, why the hell is he jesus, he still alive, and he jesus."
Jäger Leyline: Jason scott*
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Ant: "I...don't know..."
Azazel: (( Slar doing XE ))
Jesus Syphon: "I'm Jesus because some fucking weird shit in a timeline, I'm alive because I usually just sleep here, and I'm Jesus because some fucking weird shit in a timeline."
Jesus Syphon: Hey Laharl
: Socially-Inept Bread [] disconnected.
Ant: "So...did you like...get crucified...or..."
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Jason Scott: -He shrugs.-
Jason Scott: "Hell if I know!"
Jesus Syphon: "No, I tried to help some guys and I turned into Jesus in the process."
Gaster: "I was... I was there...
Azazel: "Well Satan wanted me to test if I could kill you or if you'd come back in three days"
Gaster: "And became Sarah Palin"
Jesus Syphon: "..."
Lua: "..."
Jesus Syphon: He casts Autorevive on himself.
Schyroton: ((oh my god ant you cant just ask someone if theyve been crucified
Ant: (( "Did the nails hurt much?" ))
Ant: (( I just got reminded of something ))
Azazel: "...What are you doing. Jesus doesn't need fuckin' auto revival shit. That's the kinda thing I need"
Owl: HC: Autorevive works after exactly three days
Jesus Syphon: "Oh, whoops." He casts Dispel on himself. Autorevive goes away.
Jesus Syphon: "Sorry, I'm used to not dying by using Autorevive."
Ant: (( You know those earings that are basically just holes that stretch out your ears a bunch? ))
Jesus Syphon: Gauges? IIRC?
Schyroton: ((yep
Azazel: "Okay now I'm wondering if you're just a stupid cosplayer who doesn't know who the fuck jesus is but knows what he looks like."
Jesus Syphon: He creates a bubble and turns it into wine.
Ant: (( I was at Barnes and Nobles with my sister and the dude at the counter had those ))
Jesus Syphon: "Does that mean anything?"
Azazel: "...Yes, you can make a bubble red, good job."
Ant: (( And my sister asks if anyone ever put a lock in his earings ))
Jesus Syphon: "It's wine."
Azazel: "Jesus doesn't make bubbles"
Jesus Syphon: "I know, I'm not fully Jesus."
Gaster: sips the wine Syphon made.
Jesus Syphon: "That's why I said I'm also Syphon."
Ant: (( Just out of fucking nowhere "Does anyone ever try to lock your ears?" ))
Azazel: "That means nothing to me"
Jesus Syphon: "Syphon makes bubbles."
Jesus Syphon: "...Okay, what can I do to prove it?"
Owl: A note falls into the bar
Jason Scott: "Give him your ID."
Owl: 'Candygram from Satan - Can he turn bread into fish and multiply it?-
Owl: It has candy.
Gaster: looks to the note.
Owl: But it's not good candy, its those fucking elephant peanut candies.
Jesus Syphon: "...What is that?"
Ant: (( But now I just wanna do that to someone. I wanna just put a lock in someone with those earings ))
Azazel: "That's the guy I watch shitty movies with"
Jesus Syphon: "What does it say, Gaster?"
Gaster: "He has bad taste in candy."
Azazel: "Along with all of the other bullshit demons down there"
Ant: stops spacing out
Azazel: "Except I'm the only one who let's me kill him every now and then for fun"
Ant: "Hey Azazel?"
Azazel: "Yes?"
Ant: "Why is Beezelbub's name so dumb?"
Gaster: "Anyway the note is asking if you can turn bread into fish and multiply it."
Ant: "Like what the fuck is BEEZUHL BUHB?"
Schyroton: ((bread
Azazel: "I don't know, Satan's a terrible name giver"
Zero IX: ((Red, Epsilon, Vayna, if you're here pm me
Jesus Syphon: "Huh." He orders bread, and puts it into a table.
: ((Bread))
: ((I don't want to be fisgh))
: ((Fuck off))
Owl: Another note falls in, it's kind of on fire.
Jesus Syphon: ...And turns it into fish, and multiplies it.
Jesus Syphon: onto*
Owl: 'Well Bee kept making Fuck Bees jokes'
: Socially-Inept Bread [] is now Socially-Inept Fish [].
Owl: 'So I gave him a fitting name and now he's my bitch'
Jesus Syphon: "...I can do that, does that mean anything to you, Azazel?"
: Socially-Inept Fish [] is now Socially-Inept Bread [].
Zero IX: I'm trying to get project onimus started for kanny
Zero IX: Because Kanny doesn't feel like showin the fuck up
Owl: Ah
Azazel: (( "My name comes from how annoying it is to say Za, so for every time I kill Satan, I technically get another Za in my name, so I'm at Azazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazel" ))
Owl: ((Thats fucking canon now
Owl: ((His official demon name is that
Jesus Syphon: Was his original name Azel then?
Gaster: ((dd you have to set his name to Azazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazel now
Azazel: (( That doesn't fit last I checked ))
Gaster: ((aww
Jesus Syphon: rip
: Azazel [Azazel] is now Azazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazel [Azazel].
Azazel: (( I'm fucking dying trying to say Azazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazel though ))
Ant: (( Too many fucking zas ))
Gaster: ((give 'em the ol
Gaster: ((razzle azazel
Owl: ((motherfucker
Schyroton: ((razazazazazazazazazazalle dazazazazazazazazazazazazazalle
Jesus Syphon: (( Azazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazel
Jäger Leyline: so you and the robot have any real fun yet? -nudges JASUN-
Jesus Syphon: He did an ask to Azazel
Gaster: "Oh my god, Jager, you can't just ask someone if they're a robot fucker."
Schyroton: ((says a robot fucker
Jäger Leyline: Are you a robot fucker gaster? -finger guns him-
Gaster: "Yes."
Jason Scott: "No. Because believe it or not, GLaDOS doesn't want that."
Ant: "That reminds me. Where the hell is Proto and Mega?"
Jäger Leyline: You don't seem to have a problem with it
Jason Scott: "With what?"
Jäger Leyline: -siad that to gasterp
Jesus Syphon: gasterp
Gaster: "That's 'cause it's hot as fuck"
Jäger Leyline: usually fusion engines are
Jesus Syphon: gasderp
Zero IX: Ok fuck it I'll rp kanny
Gaster: is now drunk. Inside he's thinking, [i]goddamn it here we go[/i]
Zero IX: Mantis, Juno, pms please
: +
MettatonSEX: -eyy-
Jäger Leyline: anyways, Jason, you at least kiss her?
CryingEevee OOC: ((you know, an alternate meaning to fanfic night would be WRITING a fan fic))
Jesus Syphon: As a group?
Jesus Syphon: Lol that'd go terribly
CryingEevee OOC: ((it would, wouldn't it?))
Gaster: ((aren't we already kind of doing that
Jesus Syphon: And we are technically doing that
Jesus Syphon: It's called CaU
Jesus Syphon: And it's fucking terrible /s
Owl: ((We should start a pokemon run
CryingEevee OOC: ((well we're all just taking a few roles, there's no narrator, really))
Azazel: "..."
Owl: ((And pass it around between us
Owl: ((Do a CaU Taglocke
Jesus Syphon: Narrators would be nice
Gaster: groans. Goddamn it he did not mean to get drunk.
Azazel: just looks at Jesus again, and goes back to hell.
Jesus Syphon: ...Taglocke? That sounds nice
Jesus Syphon: "..."
Jesus Syphon: "He didn't answer my question."
Jesus Syphon: "Oh well."
CryingEevee OOC: ((hmm... so when do we switch off? gyms?))
Zero IX: ((gimme a second someone i don't know is pming me
Gaster: "Fucking. Dickbacg."
Jesus Syphon: Oh boy.
Jesus Syphon: "...You okay, Gaster?"
Owl: ((Each of ug gets the wheel for a day
Schyroton: ((how
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh boy))
: Azazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazel [Azazel] is now Lua [Lua].
CryingEevee OOC: ((we pass the save around))
Jesus Syphon: Inb4 someone says out of nowhere 'uh...i uh...our pokemon are all dead'
Gaster: "I'm... drunk. Goddamn it I didn't want to be drunk."
Zero IX: Someone's being really, really weird
Owl: ((Don't worry guys, i'm a Garbageman
Ant: (( I gotta go get ice cream ))
Owl: ((I'm used to carrying trash
Jesus Syphon: "Oh, dammit. Sorry."
CryingEevee OOC: ((that... was actually really good, laharl))
Jesus Syphon: wow
Owl: "..." She knows a way to remove drunkennes.
Jesus Syphon: agreed
Lua: "...Well, considering last I checked things were going for you, I say it's best we keep the drunk guy here."
Jesus Syphon: >drunkennes
: Ant [Ant] disconnected.
Owl: But she doesn't think Gaster would appreciate flowey sucking the alcohol out of him.
Jesus Syphon: >evidently you don't
Zero IX: Ok that's done with
Zero IX: That was weird
Jesus Syphon: What went down?
Owl: ((So did I fuckin burn your ass or WHAT
Zero IX: A tulpa pmed me
Gaster: ((succ the alcohol out
CryingEevee OOC: ((you did, m8))
Owl: ((Jk
Jesus Syphon: ...
Jäger Leyline: Jasun!
Jesus Syphon: Huh
Lua: (( JASON! ))
Gaster: "SHAUN!"
Lua: (( JASON! ))
Jesus Syphon: This is a dream, Slarv.
Zero IX: And she talks weird as hell
Jesus Syphon: Wake up.
CryingEevee OOC: ((SHAUUUN))
Owl: ((Jaden Smith tulpa
Owl: ((Talks Like This))
Jason Scott: "YEah?"
Jesus Syphon: Oh Boy I Hate THis
Jesus Syphon: I hate it so much I can't do it right apparently
: j a "Oh, right. I have."
Jason Scott: -He said that.-
CryingEevee OOC: ((There's A Setting For That))
Jesus Syphon: Fuck That Setting
CryingEevee OOC: ((In The Typing Quirks))
Jesus Syphon: Fuck That Quirk
Lua: "...Don't remember a Shaun being here"
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Gaster: "Isss a joke."
Gaster: "A... video game joke."
: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.
Zero IX: Ok let me say one problem with tulpas
Zero IX: When they talk
CryingEevee OOC: ((So, Mv Is Dimitri And Laharl Is Mantis))
Jäger Leyline: good
Jesus Syphon: What
Jesus Syphon: How Would You Know
Owl: ((Hummawha
Jäger Leyline: did you do it? she she kiss back?
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Zero IX: They almost always -_- talk with so many emojis... ;-;
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Zero IX: And elipses
Zero IX: And all the things ^-^
CryingEevee OOC: ((i pay attention to disconnecting and connecting))
Gaster: ((so you're saying tulpas are bio
CryingEevee OOC: ((dimitri is definitely mv))
Jesus Syphon: Tulpas are Joz
Owl: ((I don't disconnect as far as I know
Zero IX: ((Azzy does the occasional :3
Owl: ((I think Tulpas kinda talk through keyboard like they talk irl?
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, i'm not too sure about you laharl, but dimitri is def mv))
Schyroton: ((you cant say for sure. maybe i do that to psych you out
CryingEevee OOC: ((sounds like someone is getting desperate))
Lua: (( More importantly, I don't know if they can exactly disclose who they are with a direct yes or no ))
Schyroton: ((you know i know who you are, right
Owl: ((Im gonna go play diep for a bit
Zero IX: ((This is even when they're switched
Schyroton: ((your typing style makes it obvious
Jesus Syphon: ((yeah
Schyroton: ((doesnt it, echo
Jesus Syphon: ((yeah, red /s
Owl: ((Ive been throwing my typing style all over the place so far
Jäger Leyline: shakes jasun
Jesus Syphon: ((rip
CryingEevee OOC: ((rip))
Gaster: groans and lays his head on the bar.
Jesus Syphon: He sits on the couch, playing with wine bubbles.
Jäger Leyline: whats wrong skeleman?
Gaster: "Whhhhyyy did i get drunk"
Jesus Syphon: "Sorry, Gaster."
Jäger Leyline: I think you meant to say, why didn't I get drunk eariler?
Zero IX: ((why is this person continuing to pm me
CryingEevee OOC: ((https://soundcloud.com/shitpost/the-beginning-of-spider-dance-except-the-actual-song-never-starts
Owl: "...I can help."
Owl: "If you're desperate..."
Gaster: "Nnn.... nooo."
Jason Scott: "wHY ARE YOU SHAKING ME."
Gaster: "let me wallow in my mis... misery..."
Jäger Leyline: because you're not answering my question
: Gaster's connection timed out.
Jason Scott: "She didn't."
Jason Scott: "Geez."
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Jesus Syphon: "...Do you want to get drunk? I can do that."
Gaster: "Noooo, let me live with my mistakes!"
Jäger Leyline: she didn't even like it?
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
CryingEevee OOC: ((at some point i may rp ashley and red from wario ware... maybe. maybe.))
: ((Jesus then turns all of the water in someone to wine accidentally))
Jason Scott: -He shrugs.-
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Zero IX: ((You may find your blood has been turned into pure wine
Zero IX: ((Don't worry, we've been zapping you with a ray that turns blood into wine
Jäger Leyline: maybe you just did it wron
Jäger Leyline: wrong*
Jesus Syphon: Someone bites their lip, they get drunk
Zero IX: ((If your blood is wine, that just means it's working
Jason Scott: "She's just not really into that stuff."
Jason Scott: "I don't wanna push anything too fast."
Jäger Leyline: what does she think of you and the whole relationship thing then?
Jason Scott: "She's learning what compassion is still."
Jason Scott: "Pretty much a roadblock that we need to get over in this."
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Jäger Leyline: so if you died or left right now would she care?
: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.
Jason Scott: -He shrugs.-
Jason Scott: "Maybe she knows enough about it now."
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Jäger Leyline: Well I hope it pays off for ya
Jason Scott: "I also hope it does."
Jäger Leyline: if not, theres likely a goat around here that yuo can hook up with
Gaster: "Nnhh... I should probably sober up..."
Jason Scott: "Yeah?"
Jesus Syphon: "Sorry again, Gaster."
Jason Scott: "Who?"
Jäger Leyline: depends, do you like MILFS?
Jason Scott: "..."
Jesus Syphon: "I've said sorry a lot. Damn, as Jesus I'm constantly apologizing."
Barchar: (Slarv I'm in pms, so you know)
Jason Scott: "I mean it depends."
: Frisky's connection timed out.
Jäger Leyline: theres a few Toriels that come by every now and then
Zero IX: ((Okie
Jason Scott: "If things go sour, which is possible, I'll consider."
Jäger Leyline: Theres plenty of fish in the sea and goats in the field
Jason Scott: "What are Toriels like?"
GLaDOS: she is currently deactivated
Gaster: "goat mums"
Jason Scott: "Is Toriel a species of goat moms?"
Gaster: "why am i bripish"
Jäger Leyline: Yes
: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.
Jason Scott: "What's a bripish?"
: Frisky [Alien] joined chat.
Jäger Leyline: They're are often tubby and desperate but oh so loving
Barchar: "Same reason I'm british, Gastere."
Schyroton: ((bripish
: Socially-Inept Bread [] changed the topic to "Gaster: "why am i bripish""
Barchar: "Because."
CryingEevee OOC: ((i should get topic permissions. well, really i shouldn't. but i would like them))
: Schyroton [Schyroton] is now Avanne [Avanne].
Jesus Syphon: Why?
Jason Scott: "I'll ask GLaDOS if she actually cares about the relationship. Because I do, but if she doesn't, y'know. I wouldn't force them to."
Jesus Syphon: Not to be rude of course, but why
Jäger Leyline: it would be important to know if it can go anywhere
Jäger Leyline: otherwise you're wasting your time
Jason Scott: "Gotcha."
Jason Scott: "She ain't waking up though."
Gaster: moans, miserable.
Jäger Leyline: don't need to jump straight to banging or anything
CryingEevee OOC: ((because why wouldn't i want to be able to change the topic?))
Jäger Leyline: let me try
Jäger Leyline: shakes glados
Jason Scott: "Having sex with metal would be a bad idea."
Jesus Syphon: He wants to apologize, but he doesn't, because he has at least 3 times.
Jesus Syphon: I dunno
Jason Scott: "N-No, stop[ that's not... Robots don't sleep."
GLaDOS: she wakes up. "Jason? Why am I being shook by a goat?"
GLaDOS: well, 'wakes up'
MettatonSEX: -that's what you think-
Jäger Leyline: I'll let you two talk
GLaDOS: she could tell something was happening and wanted to know wtf it was
Jäger Leyline: gets up and walks over to Gaster
Jason Scott: "...Fucking... Coincidence ."
Jäger Leyline: Skeleman, hows it going?
Jason Scott: "Anyways, GLaDOS, are we in a relationship?"
Gaster: "Baaad."
Jäger Leyline: really? why is tha?t
GLaDOS: "What?"
Gaster: "I... fucking said something I should ahve said forever agoooo, and now I'm drunk and I didn't mean to say..."
Jason Scott: "Like... Together."
Jason Scott: "BF GF."
Jäger Leyline: family or relationship troubles I take it?
GLaDOS: "...That is a question to which an answer yo8u haven't given me is needed to calculate."
: Avanne's connection timed out.
GLaDOS: "What exactly are you looking for from me?"
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Jason Scott: "Like... Do you like me? Like, as a boyfriend? Or am I wasting my time?"
GLaDOS: "I like you, Jason. I enjoy your company. But there are certain things you want that I don't think I can give. And unless we can get that cleared away, I honestly, genuinely, do not know.
: Avanne [Avanne] is now Schyroton [Schyroton].
Gaster: "Nnnnnnhhhh."
Jason Scott: "So you're saying... There's a chance?"
Jason Scott: -He smirks.-
CryingEevee OOC: ((random thought: we would have a smash tournament))
Jäger Leyline: grabs whatever GAster is drinking and starts drinking
CryingEevee OOC: ((*should))
Jesus Syphon: I suck at Smash tho
Jäger Leyline: being drunk alone is no fun
Gaster: had wine. And a couple light things.
GLaDOS: "Jason. Please. I understand you enjoy the idea of my words being laced with hidden meaning."
GLaDOS: "But you need to answer my question."
Gaster: 's wings are drooping.
Jäger Leyline: I'm not much of a wine drinker, but I do prefer a merlot
Gaster: "MMmnnnnh..."
Jäger Leyline: so come on, one drunk to another, whats happening?
Jason Scott: -He shrugs.-
GLaDOS: "No absurdly self-confident assurances to yourself. No dodging. No smirking. Just give me an answer and let me tell you, without obfuscation."
Gaster: "..."
Jason Scott: "Looking for someone to be with. Not just for sex, or for shit like that."
Jäger Leyline: Hows the actor?
Jason Scott: "Guess being wrapped up in my own little insane rescue mission has been pretty lonely."
Gaster: "Mettaton? I dunno, he's... doing this speech..."
GLaDOS: "Company, I can definitely give."
Jason Scott: -He nods.-
Gaster: "God, everything's so fucking fucked..."
GLaDOS: "Intercourse, unlikely. Intimacy...is a work in progress."
Jason Scott: -He nods some more.-
Jäger Leyline: trouble in paradise between you two?
Gaster: "I dunno... I told schyro i didn't like him the way he likes me and... ught......"
Jäger Leyline: listen, its better to let him know the truth before it went to far
Jäger Leyline: livinig a lie sucks, especially when you're in deep with not real escape
Gaster: "I know, that's why I told him but it already feels too late and ugh."
Jason Scott: 'Well... Tell me if you don't want to do this. Cause I wouldn't want to waste both of our times, and make things bad for the both of us."
Jason Scott: "But, if we both want this, it can be good."
Jäger Leyline: you two could haven gotten married, because I saw how fast you were in a rush with him
Gaster: "We got engaged too fast."
Jäger Leyline: try saying, "I don't like you the same way as you like me" after the marriage, big fuck up there
Gaster: "I'm glad I got him to delay the wedding..."
Jäger Leyline: but it sounds like it should be canceled
GLaDOS: "Well, so far, I believe I am not regretting my decision to trust you."
Gaster: "I don't know...."
GLaDOS: "Which is surprising."
Jason Scott: "That's a good start."
Lua: kind of started blocking everyone out for a moment, but he's focusing again.
Jäger Leyline: if you don't care for him in the same why as he does, and you still get married all you're doing is objectifying it
Jäger Leyline: and that will lead into a heap of worse problems later
GLaDOS: "Indeed."
Jäger Leyline: and I know you want to help him, but letting him love you when you don't share the same feeling won't. It'd be better to move on and help him find someone else who cares for him
GLaDOS: "I find myself almost not immediately rejecting the idea of telling you personal things, which is even more surprising."
Gaster: "... But he loves Mettaton too."
Jäger Leyline: does mettaton love him?
Gaster: "Yes. Very much."
Barchar: "And unless Mettaton is faking too, and god I hope not, because this is confusing enough already..."
Gaster: "A-and I can't help but feel jealous."
Lua: (( "Dooooo I look like someone who know's my husband?" ))
Jäger Leyline: You're afraid if you let those two be together that you'll lose Mettaton?
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Gaster: starts to sob a little. "Y-yes..."
Jäger Leyline: I see....
Barchar: "Gaster, I don't think Mettaton could POSSIBLYgive you up for the world.'
Barchar: "He's still loved you just as much since Schyro entered the picture, and your love triangle becoming more a love...angle isn't going to change that."
Jäger Leyline: Theres nothing wrong with bringing in a third from time to time
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Jäger Leyline: but it might help Scyhro if he dates outside of you two
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Gaster: "I dunno... if he wants too.."
Jäger Leyline: because as far as I can remember, you two are really the only people he has been with
Jäger Leyline: he doesn't have much experience with other people does he?
Gaster: "There was another... he wasn't so great."
Jäger Leyline: yeah
Jäger Leyline: but its creating a reliance on you two isn't it
Barchar: "He likes Fellby."
Jason Scott: -He nods.-
Barchar: "And I think he...tolerates Muffet a fair bit."
Jäger Leyline: what would happen to him is something bad happened to both you and MTT
Barchar: "He considers me a friend at least."
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Gaster: "I think he's friends with Vaati..."
Jäger Leyline: its just that he might fall apart without two
Owl: Owl has been sitting quietly to the corner, unable to comment.
Jäger Leyline: so he might need to learn some self reliance and try out other things first to see if this is truly what he wants
Lua: shuffles his position on the couch, about to add a comment to a discussion he's heard the last few sentences of.
Gaster: "Yeah..."
Jäger Leyline: because to be honest, if you 3 did marry him into you in the state he is in, that is really kind of taking advantage of hi
Jäger Leyline: him*
Gaster: "... You've got a point."
Lua: "Y'know, mentioning the whole past life of Schyro, I feel like it's not helping how held this from him for, he's not gonna trust others for awhile."
Jäger Leyline: I'm not saying bail on him or leave him to the wolves
Lua: "With that kinda thing at least."
Jäger Leyline: people often rush into something they aren't prepared for because the idolize it, believing it to be the one sole thing they want
Jäger Leyline: .....I'm doing that now to be honest
Jäger Leyline: they*
Gaster: "... Hmm?"
Jäger Leyline: looks at BC
Jäger Leyline: isn't that right babe?
Barchar: "Yeah..."
Barchar: "I mean, we've been together for, what, three weeks?"
Jäger Leyline: yeah
Barchar: "And we're already thinking about having a fucking kid."
Gaster: "... You two wouldn't be happy with a kid."
Jäger Leyline: I don't believe that though
Gaster: "It's bringing a whole new person into the world. It's huge."
Lua: "..You're saying that like that's just not having a sole goal in general."
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Barchar: "We'd be happy with a kid later."
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Barchar: "But god, we need to develop."
Barchar: "I'd RUIN a kid right now."
Jäger Leyline: I like kids....I just miss having Loni as my kid I guess
Gaster: "... Don't try to replace yourr sister with this kid, that's a lot to put on their shoulders."
Lua: thinks about how that's slightly fucked up, but he's not going to put any pressure on that.
Jäger Leyline: you know shes not my actual sister right?
Gaster: "I know, but she was a child figure to you."
Lua: "...Wait what?"
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Jäger Leyline: Can't really call myself a father when shes only 8\
Jäger Leyline: 9 years younger than me*
Jäger Leyline: Yeah lua, guess its not a big secert anymore
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Barchar: "He found her during his time as a mercenary."
Jäger Leyline: Loni is my adopted sister, after I murdered her father
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Barchar: "Well..."
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Barchar: "Yeah. I suppose."
GLaDOS: "..Anyway. I suppose the point is, yes. I think that we are."
Jäger Leyline: ...but we should be trying a way to help Scyhro not talk about my grievances and issues
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Gaster: "Mmmhhhh"
Lua: "...Huh"
Owl: "..."
Jäger Leyline: do you think Schyro would be willing to try being with others
Lua: (( I just saw somebody hump a panda plushy while play brain power on guitar hero. I'm questioning my life choices here. ))
Jäger Leyline: ((Don;'t question your life ever
Lua: (( He wasn't missing a note either ))
Gaster: "I dunno..."
Jäger Leyline: ((instead, punch him in the dick
Lua: "Like I said, he's not gonna be too trusting after how long you kinda said nothing about it."
Jason Scott: "Cool.":
Jäger Leyline: makes a kissing sign to Jason
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Jäger Leyline: you should also talk to MTT about how you feel
Gaster: "I should...."
Jäger Leyline: last thing you want is sticking together because of the kids while MTT is with ST
Gaster: nods.
Jäger Leyline: if you want help with something let me know
Jäger Leyline: grabs the wine bottle and chugs it all down
Jason Scott: "Goat boy over there wants us to kiss again."
GLaDOS: "Poor goat boy."
CryingEevee OOC: ((>want to rp the main character from enemy mind because it's a cool concept. the main character leaves the previous host alive but with no brain activity when jumping to a new host. that's something that's rarely rpable))
Lua: wonders how long it'll take for him to be the only not drunk person in the room.
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Jäger Leyline: I'll let you enjoy your wine
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GLaDOS: she can't get drunk
Jäger Leyline: has a strong tolerance to alocohol
Barchar: and neither can she
Jäger Leyline: walks over to the couch
Gaster: hiccups sadly.
Jäger Leyline: but is a lot of fun when he gets drunk
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Jäger Leyline: so Jason whats the word ird?
Jäger Leyline: bird*
Jason Scott: "What?"
Jäger Leyline: two and her a thing?
Jäger Leyline: she should totally build you a robot body and digitalize you
Jason Scott: "She's considering making a body with better human features."
Jason Scott: "So that's not necessary."
Jäger Leyline: oh that works too
Lua: thinks, 'Okay, I'm back to what the hell am I listening to mode'
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Alien: ((RIP Echo
Gaster: ((*blasts sad airhorns*
MettatonSEX: ((*sad song played on the world's smallest violin*
CryingEevee OOC: ((well we got someone dead. that's fun.))
Owl: ((*Cannon shot in the distance*
Jäger Leyline: pats his lap,
Jäger Leyline: Hey babe
MettatonSEX: ((from the cyan room
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GLaDOS: "No. No I should not."
Barchar: "Yeah?"
Jäger Leyline: take a seat
Jäger Leyline: pats his lap again
Barchar: she walked over, hopping up.
Jäger Leyline: I think we should double date with Glados and Jason
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: "That would be interesting."
GLaDOS: "Trust me, Jason, the process of being put in a computer is not a pleasant one."
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Jäger Leyline: what do you think Jason and Glados
GLaDOS: "...I have little to no clue what a 'double date' would entail."
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CryingEevee OOC: ((and another one bites the dust))
GLaDOS: "Okay. After searching on the inernet, I have learned that it often involves eating/"
GLaDOS: "An action which I'm physically incapable of."
Jäger Leyline: but you can sit there, talk and look pretty
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Alien: ((RIP Avery
Barchar: (we cri)
Alien: ((-cannon shot in the distance-
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GLaDOS: "Well. I can do the first two, for sure. The latter is a matter of personal opinion."
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Jäger Leyline: its a matter of my opinion -finger guns-
Jason Scott: "And Mine. I've told you multiple times. And you still are."
GLaDOS: "I'm not dneying it."
Jäger Leyline: and so are you BC
GLaDOS: "Simply saying that there are those who would disagree. All groups must be considered in science."
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Jäger Leyline: those who do are not men/women of science then
Jason Scott: 'Well, those people don't matter."
Jäger Leyline: likely religious nut cases
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Jason Scott: "Cause you're honestly one of the prettiest woman I've ever met."
GLaDOS: "Surprising, considering the fact that I'm technically not actually a woman."
Jason Scott: "GLaDOS.:
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Jason Scott: "You get the point."
Zero IX: ((Rip avery and echo
GLaDOS: "Yes, but I think I'm hardcoded to be compelled to make snarky, sarcastic statements in response to others."
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Jäger Leyline: so when should the date happen?
Jason Scott: "Who cares about their opinion and comments?"
GLaDOS: "Science."
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GLaDOS: "Science must take into account all data. Even the data which is unpopular."
Jason Scott: "GLaDOS."
Jason Scott: "I really don't want to say this."
Jason Scott: "But you don't need to be so crucial for this stuff. It's having a good time, eating, talking,"
Jason Scott: "Not making a list of data, and analyzing it."
GLaDOS: "..."
GLaDOS: "I don't know how."
Jäger Leyline: We'll add a movie to help
Jason Scott: "Just, don't think about boring science stuff on a date."
Jason Scott: "Or for a lot of things really."
Jäger Leyline: focus on being funny and making people laugh
Jason Scott: "It's not necessary, and I think you'll enjoy things more."
GLaDOS: "..."
Jason Scott: "Keep your science for you lab, and when you're doing experiments."
GLaDOS: "I don't know how. I don't know how to NOT do science."
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Jason Scott: "Here, watch this."
Jason Scott: -He does nothing.-
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GLaDOS: "..."
Jäger Leyline: Jason's brain just turned off
Jason Scott: "See?"
Jason Scott: "No not that far."
GLaDOS: "Your heart beat about 37 times in that span. You took 25 breaths. Your left arm twitched slightly."
GLaDOS: "Jason, I was created for science. Programmed for it. My entire mind, since my first activation, has been tailor-made to doing science."
Jason Scott: "Just was getting lost in your eyes. Letting my mind race on thought about how you look, what I want to say and do with you."
Jason Scott: "Uninstall it."
GLaDOS: "...I can't uninstall my mind, Jason.'
GLaDOS: "I can't just delete anything that big. It would be like a factory reset."
GLaDOS: "At best, it would leave me a blank slate. At worst, it would leave me a merciless killer."
CryingEevee OOC: ((hey you know who hasn't been summoned in a while? Time.))
Jäger Leyline: just learn how to do things that aren't all about science
CryingEevee OOC: ((time, i summon you.))
Jäger Leyline: ((I SUMMON THEE TIMEY
Jäger Leyline: ((......
Jason Scott: "Can you just like, change your programming? Make yourself more lenient?"
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Timeywim: ((Hi.))
Timeywim: ((Bye.))
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GLaDOS: "I...don't...know."
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CryingEevee OOC: ((we should get time to stay some time. we know they're always there.))
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Barchar: (Honestly, I kinda wish they'd actually do stuff. I like them, from what I've seen. I remember the character they brought in being kind of interesting)
Jason Scott: "...Well, you know what you do when you don't know if you can do something, right?"
: ((I swear Timeywim is someone's alt))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i wonder why they don't do anything. hey time, why don't you do anything?))
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Jason Scott: "You try that shit."
CryingEevee OOC: ((i guess time doesn't want to answer))
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Jäger Leyline: also have you tried to snuggle or something with her yet?
GLaDOS: "Often."
Jäger Leyline: good
Jäger Leyline: do you like it Glados?
Timeywim: ((I don't really do anything because I'm an observer. An analyst, perhaps. I merely watch this chat and how it grows to satisfy my curiosity. I could attempt to RP but if only most people want it.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'd be fine with it))
Barchar: (Hey you do you man)
Barchar: (you feel like rping rp)
: ((Who are you?))
Barchar: (you don't, don't)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i wasn't there for void so i don't have much to go on, but you seem pretty cool))
: ((Actually you don't have to answer that
Barchar: (Eh, I wasn't there either but clearly he's moved on way past the void)
Barchar: (or they)
Barchar: (or maybe even we have a second she after Chime, who the hell knows)
Owl: The fucking Komaeda RPer
Timeywim: ((That's creepy, Bread. I was the Void that your Asriel stuck his fingers into and they came out bleeding.))
Owl: Is trying to put RP shit in Main
Owl: In OOC*
: ((Well, I knew that))
Timeywim: ((And no, to answer your question, I am not an alt. I've been here for a long time.))
: ((But like, you always seem to know what's going on, with being disconnected. Which is odd.))
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: ((Which is why I assumed that))
CryingEevee OOC: ((he reads the logs))
Barchar: (yeah)
CryingEevee OOC: ((and refeshes constantly))
: ((He did it in Xyzzy too, I think))
Timeywim: ((I reload the logs every now and then and read them.))
Barchar: (He's basically our fucking GLaDOS lol)
GLaDOS: "It's fine."
: ((Or maybe I don't remember correctly))
Timeywim: ((I don't necessarily refresh it every second of the day.))
: ((-Shrug-))
CryingEevee OOC: ((eh, you refresh fequently enough at least))
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Owl: Komaeda RPer is calling me out on not being polite
Timeywim: ((I usually refresh the logs in my free time and I read it, sometimes it's not much and sometimes I read walls upon walls.))
Timeywim: ((Call me the Darkrai of CaU.))
Timeywim: ((Actually, please don't.))
Owl: ((Yeah it's Frisky.
Jason Scott: "..."
CryingEevee OOC: ((anyway, yeah. if you want to rp go ahead. if you don't want to, then whatever.))
Barchar: (I call you that anywya)
Timeywim: ((Laharl, please. I am not Frisky. Hell, they're not even on right now. I was referring to a joke CE and Flame made when I was last online.))
Barchar: (Yeah, no, he's not frisky)
Barchar: (was frisky even here when you first voidede)
: ((IUmma switch over to mobile real quick))
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Timeywim: ((Frisky was.. RPing Frisk, I think? It's hard to remember. I just know that I was around when Girl Frisk and Frisk were buddies.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((frisky was here for a long time i think))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((definitely before void i think. i think even i was around before void? maybe? just not during void? i dunno. xyzzy time is harder to judge i think))
Barchar: (I came in, like, EXACT tail end of xyzzy)
Barchar: (we switched to charat the week i joined i think)
Jäger Leyline: (its gone quiet
Timeywim: ((I believe Frisky was around before me, they've posted on the subreddit before I even started using the Void.))
Barchar: (and funny enough, we switched to parp not long after i rejoined as Btale)
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Jason Scott: "...So. Guess who isn't gonna go find a milf then, since this is working out? Me. I'm that one."
GLaDOS: "..."
Jason Scott: "You're better than any milf, and it helps that you like me back."
CryingEevee OOC: ((i was definitely around during games where there were both core frisk and ms. toriel, but i didn't rp on it back then and it was when it was mostly posts on /r/undertale))
GLaDOS: "Do I want to look up the term 'MILF'?"
Jäger Leyline: No
Jason Scott: "Proply not."
: Probly*
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Jäger Leyline: those toriels will be lonely then
Jäger Leyline: oh well
Jason Scott: "Go find them some other goat."
Jäger Leyline: so what do you want to eat Jason
GLaDOS: "Good to know."
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: ((Jason: GLaDOS' Robo pus pus))
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Owl: Komaeda tryna start shit
: ((Jason: -Finger guns-))
Owl: Like, Slarv, check OOC and Main on /r/UT
Owl: Read that little bitch's text.
Barchar: (Jason: "Does robot have puss puss?")
Barchar: (GLaDOS: "NO!")
Gaster: ((gaster: "some of 'em dooooo"
Barchar: (No, MEtta has the dick)
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Fanta: looks for husbando
Hywel: -Husbando can continue the anydoor shit now.-
Hywel: -We can just go back to where we were.-
Fanta: is at the anydoor
Hywel: -He's just frozen, confused at the state of this place.-
Fanta: "What the hell..."
Owl: http://prntscr.com/cb98o5
: -A man walks up, in some sort of uniform of sorts, with bright colors.-
GLaDOS: "Preferably nothing dirty. If you get grease on this body, I'm going to be cross."
: "Hello hello! Do you two need anything?"
Fanta: "Um..."
Fanta: "Hywel...?"
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: "We'd perfer you two to be in or out!"
Hywel: "W-Wha..."
Fanta: looks to husbando
: "..."
: "Iiinnnn, or out."
Fanta: "..."
: -There's plenty of traffic through the Anydoors, like people going in and out.-
: "Have you two stumbled in here?"
Fanta: "Um.."
Fanta: "Yes?"
Jäger Leyline: pasta then
CryingEevee OOC: ((i just realized. time is still in chat. wow.))
Barchar: (dn dun dunn)
Timeywim: ((Yes I am.))
GLaDOS: "As long as the tomato sauce stays as far away from me as possible."
: "Allow me to explain the place... Welcome, to one of the largest science museum and theme parks in the multiverse!"
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai bloo))
Hywel: "...Theme... Museum?"
Fanta: "..."
Timeywim: ((I'll bid farewell, now.))
Timeywim: ((Goodbye.))
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: "Come in. Just don't forget your code, so we don't have to fish through the history, please!"
CryingEevee OOC: ((bai time. come back sometime without needing to be summoned since you're probably reading this.))
Fanta: she kinda.. puts an arm around hywel and steps in
Hywel: "..."
Jäger Leyline: well we'll go soon
Fanta: takes a look around the place
Barchar: "It could be fun."
Barchar: "Two baffling romances, coming together."
: -He walks towards a security station. Stuff like metal detectors, similar stuff to getting into an airplane. They do all that ahit, and then there is one last test. The one guy they met has been doing all of this, for them, but other workers have been helping other people.-
Jason Scott: "Yep."
: (( stuff like metal detectors, but also similar stuff to getting in an airplane
Jäger Leyline: Yeap
: (( seems legitimate
Jäger Leyline: BC, Babe, sweetheart, the love of my life,
Fanta: "Should we go?"
Hywel: "..."
: "One last thing! I mean, this is one of the more... Serious tests. I need a drop of blood, from each."
: "...Trust me, this isn't my choice. Kinda creepy."
Barchar: "Jager, Hunk, Big strong man, The light of my day?"
Fanta: "..."
: "It is simple, we have a little tool."
Jäger Leyline: wanna watch me movie togther?
: -He gets a little thing that goes on your finger, and pricks the tip of it.-
: (( every single hotel I've been in
: "Just out your finger in there."
: (( all their showers suck
: Put*
Fanta: she does, hesitantly
Barchar: "Sure."
: (( like
Jäger Leyline: wanna join you two? -glados and Jasun-
: (( usually they have some sort of confusing as fuck dial to maintain temperature and how much water the shower head ejaculates onto your body
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: (( so it's just like
Hywel: -He does too. It kinda hurts a little, and he get a drop of blood from each. He goes to a machine, scanning the blood. He scans Fanta's, and give a thumbs up. Then scans Hywel's, and pauses a bit.-
: (( "do i pull the dial out to start the water?"
Jason Scott: "Sure."
: (( and then you end up blasting yourself with cold water
GLaDOS: "...A mobie. Hm. Sure."
Jason Scott: "It'll be fun, GLaDOS."
: i could not read that with a straight face
Fanta: "..."
: "...A-All good! Can I talk to you two a bit for a second?"
MettatonSEX: ((can you do anything straight
Fanta: "Sure..."
: -He points to a room. Looks like a closet.-
: -He walks in.-
Hywel: "..."
GLaDOS: "I trust you."
Fanta: she gives hywel a look
Hywel: -He holds Fanta's hand, and nods to the room, and also nods to his pocket. He pulls out a knife that looks like it is made of non metals.-
Jäger Leyline: picks up BC and carries her over his shoulder
Hywel: -Subtly.-
Fanta: nods, and walks ahead
Jäger Leyline: I know a theater, lets go
Hywel: -He walks in. It's a closet. The man looks worried.-
: "You guys need to run. And I need to come with you."
Jäger Leyline: heads to the anydoor and heads to the movie
: (( tfw can't do anything straight
Fanta: "..."
Fanta: "Why?"
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: "You're the kid! You're the kid who I saw. Who... Look, things aren't good, alright?"
CryingEevee OOC: (("how's the apocalypse going?" "could be better"))
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: (( So I have the option to use hotel wifi
: (( Fuck that
: "I'm not sure who you are, but... Remember when you were shot?"
Hywel: "..."
: (( I just use this mobile hotspot thing
GLaDOS: she follows.
Hywel: -You can see him with his hand in his pocket. Just in case.-
Jason Scott: -He follows, holding GLaDOS' hand.-
Fanta: "What do you know?"
: (( [i]laughs[/i]
Hywel: -He nods.-
: "I shot you, but there was a reason!"
: "I was forced."
: "It wasn't my choice."
: "These people barged in, invaded our planet. Or universe, it seems, and just... Forced us to do their bidding."
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Jäger Leyline: goes into the theater, gets 3 large sodas, extra large popcorn, and 3 hot dogs and seats in the seat, with BC on his lap
: "We were the ones working on... What, Anydoors, they call them? And we made the cure. People made us do it, and not give it to anyone else."
Barchar: "...Can you see?"
Jäger Leyline: yeah, I'm taller than you
GLaDOS: she sits down, looking proper and emotionless.
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Jason Scott: -He gets some candy, and sits in his seat.-
Fanta: "..."
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Jäger Leyline: has his chin resting on BC's head
: (( why the fuck am I wearing sunglasses right now
Jason Scott: "Hey, GLaDOS, wanna snuggle?"
: (( I just realized that I haven't taken these sunglasses in like
: (( 7 hours
Barchar: "...Ah."
GLaDOS: "Sure."
Jason Scott: -This has to be the fancy theatre with seats that recline.-
: it is
Jason Scott: -He makes room in his seat, space to snuggle.-
: "..."
: "Why are we sitting around?"
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: "Kid, you're special, that place was abandoned, because I saw you could survive some bad shit. I left everything you needed there, and got everyone to leave."
GLaDOS: she manages to fit in, somehow
Owl: http://prntscr.com/cb98o5
: "This place is claimed by some group, this place is a lost hope. Here..."
: ((https://www.google.com/amp/www.nola.com/articles/19168843/tropical_storm_gaston_predicte.amp?client=safari
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
CryingEevee OOC: ((https://soundcloud.com/kyle-moses-341002703/the-beginning-of-dummy-except-the-song-never-starts
: -He pulls a pistol, that was holstered, and hands it to Hywel.-
: (( http://images.knifecenter.com/knifecenter/bearmgc/images/BC113TRn.jpg
Jäger Leyline: reclines the chair and relaxes with holding BC
Gaster: ((Magenta is an extra-spectral color, meaning that it is not found in the visible spectrum of light. Rather, it is physiologically and psychologically perceived as the mixture of red and violet/blue light, with the absence of green
Barchar: (Epsilon: Flame Mantis: Laharl Red: Chime Dimitri: MV Juno: Bloo(?) Avery: Bread Echo: CE Kanny: Unknown Vayna: Unknown)
Hywel: -He takes it.-
: ((That hurts to listen to))
: the movie starts to play, its Overwatch the movie
Jason Scott: -He messes with her hair as they watch.-
GLaDOS: she barely reacts.
Jäger Leyline: is likely being naughty
Jason Scott: "...Yeah... Gonna need to work on intimacy."
Jason Scott: "Trying to love on you"
Gaster: is face-planted on the bar.
: Frisky [Alien] joined chat.
GLaDOS: "Hm? Oh."
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.
Gaster: -He's awake, but face-planted.-
MettatonSEX: (( http://i.imgsafe.org/23067128ea.jpeg
Fanta: ((Didju like tonight?
MettatonSEX: ((ye
Fanta: "So.. we just leave?"
Gaster: ((yes
: Smolapeño [Smolster] joined chat.
Owl: ((No my computer fucked me over
Owl: ((Otherwise, yes.
Jäger Leyline: take note from BC and I Glados
MettatonSEX: enters the bar.
Alien: ((it was neato
: "yeah, simple."
Alien: ((Anyways Imma go to bed
CryingEevee OOC: ((https://soundcloud.com/jimmythebassist/death-by-roundabout
Alien: ((gn
Gaster: -His wings are drooped, he just looks miserable.-
MettatonSEX: is NEO, not like he notices.
MettatonSEX: ...
: -He exists, and Hywel follows him. They're going to an anydoor.-
Fanta: ((gn
: Frisky's connection timed out.
CryingEevee OOC: ((gn))
Fanta: follows as well
MettatonSEX: immediately goes to Gaster. "Darling, what's wrong?"
GLaDOS: "Your relationship is rather sexual."
: -Someone stops them.-
Fanta: "..."
Gaster: "... He didn't tell you."
GLaDOS: "Which, as we've established, is not really how I'm going to work."
: The other guy: "Where are you going?"
: "...I'm on break."
MettatonSEX: "Who didn't tell me what?"
Gaster: "Me and Schryo..."
: Other guy: "Oookaaayyy. Your job at stake."
: "..."
MettatonSEX: "This was my first stop after the show. Gaster, what happened?"
: -He gets out of there, with Hywel, and Fanta.-
Gaster: "I... I told him my feelings for him might not be romantic."
Fanta: re-enters da heeeews
: oh god
Fanta: "So.."
Owl: ((SO Slar
Owl: ((You see the Komaeda RPer
Fanta: ((Yesss?
Owl: ((being a fucknut
Fanta: ((I did
Jäger Leyline: True, but we are so affectionate
MettatonSEX: sits next to Gaster, putting his cannon on his husband's back. ...He realizes this, and reverts to EX.
: (( I don't even want to fucking log onto Discord now
Jäger Leyline: I shouw BC how much I love her but holding her
Jäger Leyline: I love being close to her
Jäger Leyline: and when she squeaks when I grab her
Fanta: looks at the person, is he gote
: "...I'm... Free?"
GLaDOS: "...Right."
GLaDOS: "Jason, do you squeak?"
Gaster: groans a little.
: -He's not gote. He's a fish person.-
MettatonSEX: Darling, tell me everything you want to tell me about this. I'll say this right now, though; I'm not mad at you or upset with you or anything.
Jason Scott: "..."
Fanta: "So.. who are you?"
Jason Scott: "Hevent tested that."
Amado: "Amado."
MettatonSEX: I'm here for you, my love.
Fanta: "Nice to meet you."
Gaster: "I... I feel like I left the honeymoon stage with him. The initial infatuation's gone."
Amado: "I'm wearing a nametag."
Jäger Leyline: squeezes BC
Amado: -He seems a lot more grim outside of that place.-
Barchar: yup.
Fanta: "You.. already know my husband"
MettatonSEX: ...Oh...
GLaDOS: GLaDOS blinks, testing it
Hywel: "..."
: (( fuck I've hit the vaporwave section of my playlist
Hywel: "Yeah."
: (( [i]fuck[/i]
Amado: "Yes, yes... They forced me into being this... Shitty, happy all the time piece of shit helper person, with my life on the line."
Gaster: "And... I didn't want to say anything, 'cause that would upset you and I've gotta keep everyone happy, all the time..."
Amado: "I'm out of there now. I owe you guys everything."
Amado: "In retrospect, I probably didn't need to wait for you to come."
Fanta: "Well.. um.. this is our house"
Jason Scott: -He doesn't squeak.-
MettatonSEX: Darling, it's going to hurt. Nobody is happy with this, probably. But you have to be honest. You can't keep everything happy all the time. I know. I've tried.
Jason Scott: -But he hugs back.-
GLaDOS: "...Hm."
Jäger Leyline: well hes not a goat
Fanta: looks to see if colton's around
Amado: "Nice house."
Fanta: "They're not tracking you or anything.. right?"
Gaster: "Everyone's gotta be happy, I brought them there for a new start..."
Amado: "They probably are. But they'll shit their pants if they know I'm with you, Hywel. You're a threat. To be reckoned with."
MettatonSEX: I'm a bit disappointed that not all three of us can love each other, but it's okay. It's okay to not be paradise.
Colton: nah, he's taking a nap
GLaDOS: "...Neither is she."
Fanta: "..."
Amado: "...I know you aren't nearly as bad as they think. They don't think you have the cure, though."
Gaster: "... I'm just... worried you'll get caught up in him, and forget about me."
Fanta: she steps up to Amado, kinda glaring
MettatonSEX: Wing. I love both of you.
Amado: "They think your invincible, some sort of God. They're really fucking stupid. Like, really dumb."
Fanta: "That's nice, but you put a lot more than us in danger."
Barchar: she looks away.
Gaster: "I know, but..."
MettatonSEX: scoots closer to his husband.
Amado: "Nono, it's okay!"
MettatonSEX: I'm not going to ever forget about you.
Gaster: "If people don't die when they love me, they forget about me or I leave them."
Jason Scott: "I really want that synthetic body, GLaDOS."
Owl: Tl:dr))
Jason Scott: "It's kinda bad to snuggle a metal body."
Owl: ((Gasters feeling like a ghost
Owl: ((And it's what he hates the most
MettatonSEX: I promise you with every inch of my being.
GLaDOS: "...Sorry."
Amado: "Ita fine."
Gaster: "A-and... I don't want us to end like that."
Fanta: "How exactly is it fine?"
: (( late night value menu
MettatonSEX: We won't.
Fanta: "There are 5 kids in this house."
Amado: "Hywel can just... Scare them."
Amado: "It's just gonna be a couple of guards."
Gaster: "... I hope so..."
MettatonSEX: pulls Gaster into a hug. He's crying a little bit.
Amado: "They know that he's him since I scanned his blood."
Amado: -There's a knock on the door.-
Gaster: hugs back, wrapping his wings tightly around his husband.
Amado: "...Do your thing, bye!"
Fanta: "..."
Amado: -He hides.-
Fanta: readies fire
: (( I don't like sleeping
Colton: he wakes up, walking out. "Hey, is something hap-"
Colton: "...Oh...uhm..."
Fanta: "Colton."
Jäger Leyline: true, but shes had goat in her before
MettatonSEX: G... no. People like me don't forget the ones they care about. And I care about you, probably more than I care about myself.
Colton: "I'm ging to go back to sleep."
: (( [sub](subject to change)[/sub]
Fanta: "Go get all the kids, and get in the basement"
Barchar: ".....Yeah.
Fanta: "As fast as you can."
Colton: "Uhm, okay."
Hywel: -He goes to the door, holding the pistol.-
Colton: he goes to gather EA and Smazzy.
Colton: "Wait, there's a basement!?"
: "We have reports that-"
: "..."
: -They fucking rub.-
: Run*
Fanta: "..."
Gaster: just... starts to sob.
Hywel: "..."
Hywel: -He closes the door, smirking.-
Fanta: "Good job, god among men"
Hywel: "They're terrified of me."
Jäger Leyline: something wront babe?
Hywel: "I am. A god."
Fanta: "That means they're going to send an army, you know"
Jason Scott: "Don't be sorry."
Barchar: "No. I'm fine."
Fanta: "Or just let you go"
Jason Scott: "...But being sorry. That's new to you, isn't it?"
Fanta: "But I'm going to prepare for the first."
GLaDOS: "...Hm. It is."
MettatonSEX: plays a song that he wrote years ago. It'os something about undying eternal love, how the world is too small to contain it all.
Hywel: "Hopefully the ladder."
Jason Scott: "That's good."
MettatonSEX: And it's directed at Gaster specifically, as it was at the time of writing.
Gaster: "I... I'm sorry...."
CryingEevee OOC: ((quick, cats or dogs?))
CryingEevee OOC: ((cats))
Fanta: "Get your weapons"
Gaster: "I'm sorry I broke his heart..."
Fanta: ((Cats
Gaster: ((doggo
MettatonSEX: ((dogs
Smolster: (both)
Hywel: -He do.-
: (( all of a sudden everything feels slightly
: ((Kitties))
: (( tilted
: (( everything feels all misaligned and not ok
: (( help
GLaDOS: "...Something feels off." she said, thinking to herself. "Well. I can worry about it later."
Barchar: (There's probably a name for that)
Fanta: "Now we should.. probably let the kids know what's happening"
MettatonSEX: Tell that to him.
Fanta: "We're on lockdown, ok?"
MettatonSEX: ((google
: (( WebMD says i'm dying
: (( welp
Jäger Leyline: kisses the cheek of BC
Hywel: "..."
Gaster: "I... I should..."
Hywel: "I'll be right back."
CryingEevee OOC: ((cats are more popular with the small part of CaU that participated))
Fanta: "Someone's always watching that door- where are you going?"
Gaster: ((I'm allergic to cats so
Hywel: -He leaves for a bit, and returns, actually giggling to himself a bit.-
MettatonSEX: ((i prefer dogs but cats are cool
: (( back in 5th grade I walked up to my crush and simply said
: (( "I strangled a cat"
Fanta: "What did you do?"
Loni Leyline: -is with Azalea, whereever they are
: (( oh boy did that surely get me into some shit
CryingEevee OOC: ((why would you ever say that?))
Hywel: "Entire place just is empty. They closed it."
Fanta: if colton wasn't a little bitch everyone's in the basement
MettatonSEX: ((murder that pussy(im sorry)
Azalea: "Mm..."
Colton: he probably got them too
Fanta: looks fucking pissed, she straight up slaps him
Azalea: -She be snuggling in bed.-
: (( Hell yeah i would murder that pussy
Fanta: "You fucking moron!"
Hywel: "What?"
Hywel: -He rubs his face.-
Fanta: "Aren't you the one that said we shouldn't be doing things that can get us killed?!"
Barchar: She sighs. "God, I wish I hadn't gotten this from someone else."
Fanta: "And you just prance back in there?!"
Hywel: "I didn't think it would get me killed. Mind you, I was armed. Knew what to do."
CryingEevee OOC: ((i hate words))
Gaster: ((pussy. destroyer.
Hywel: "I don't peace in there, I took a look in."
Hywel: "Opened the door slightly, peeked in."
Fanta: "What if there were 200 people ready to blow your head off"
CryingEevee OOC: ((well actually, i hate the english language sometimes but eh))
Jäger Leyline: gotten what babe?
: [color=#1c1c1c]English: ((oh))[/color]
Hywel: "They'd have taken the head off of plenty of innocents before they hit me, Fanta, they aren't just gonna shoot a slightly opened door."
Jason Scott: "..."
Fanta: "You didn't peek in, you left."
CryingEevee OOC: ((just sometimes though))
Fanta: "I saw you leave."
Hywel: "I left. The house."
CryingEevee OOC: ((when i realize how dumb it can be))
Barchar: "This." she motioned from her neck down.
Fanta: sighs
Hywel: -You realize the anydoor isn't in the house right.-
: [color=#1c1c1c]English: ((no no, what's said has been said.))[/color]
Fanta: i thought it was
Hywel: -Nope.-
Fanta: like, right in the living room
Fanta: yaz pls
Gaster: is finally done sobbing.
Hywel: -Noope.-
Fanta: where is
Fanta: they're in the fuckin mountains I figured it was in the house rather than just in the woods somewhere
MettatonSEX: finishes the dong
MettatonSEX: *SONG
MettatonSEX: *SONG
Gaster: ((LEL
CryingEevee OOC: ((let's play mad libs. gimme a noun and two verbs))
Gaster: ((dong
MettatonSEX: ((dong
Smolster: (DONG
Gaster: ((finishes
MettatonSEX: ((think
: (( F I N I S H E S T H E D O N G
: (( ooh i can make vaporart out of that
Smolster: ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
: (( time to draw dicks
Jason Scott: "...I'm gonna make you more... Emotional."
CryingEevee OOC: ((adjective))
Fanta: "Let's just.. fortify this place"
Jason Scott: "I'll try, anyways."
Gaster: ain't in the mood to get his dong finished.
Fanta: "Ok..?"
Hywel: "Okay."
MettatonSEX: ((flexible
GLaDOS: "...Likely."
Jäger Leyline: ((its a mounaton house in a field with a forest around it
: (( succulent
CryingEevee OOC: ((noun))
Fanta: ((But where's the anydoor
Barchar: (Ban)
: (( Alright guys
: (( I have like 10 minutes left
: (( What song should I loop for the next ten minutes before I leave
Jäger Leyline: ((its about a 10 mintue walk to the west of the house
Jäger Leyline: ((not in it
Fanta: ((Fffffuck
MettatonSEX: ((legs
Fanta: attempts to call brabcab
Smolster: (dong
CryingEevee OOC: ((this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpqTJP6ba0o))
: (( 2late
Jäger Leyline: its okay babe, tis not your fault
: (( I've already selected Wonderwall
MettatonSEX: Just... remember that I won't forget you. I have this ring for a reason.
: (( Not Wndrwll
: ((Btw this isn't meant to be a large thing))
: (( But Wonderwall
: (( This will be painful
Barchar: she blinks, answering. "Sorry, it's...Fanta. Hello, this is Barchar."
: ((Anyways continue))
Fanta: "Hi."
: (( "wait you're not supposed to say anything after "today"
MettatonSEX: kisses Gaster's tears away.
Fanta: "The house is probably gonna be under attack soon."
Gaster: snuggles up against Mettaton.
Jäger Leyline: What?
: (( this hurts mentally
Fanta: "Maybe not, but we're preparing for the worst"
: (( I need to listen to Wndrwll
Jäger Leyline: is listening in
Gaster: -He seems so, relaxed.-
CryingEevee OOC: ((adjective))
Barchar: "Wait, WHAT!?"
: (( succulent
MettatonSEX: ((flexible
Barchar: "What the fuck did you do!?"
Barchar: (Brainy)
CryingEevee OOC: ((verb ending in ing))
MettatonSEX: holds his husband close.
Fanta: "Hywel.. I don't know, he's being hunted or some shit"
: (( finishing
MettatonSEX: ((trusting
Gaster: ((boning
Barchar: (Blabbing)
Fanta: "Some guy called Amano"
: (( today day day day day day day day
Fanta: "Just get back here"
Amado: "What?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((noun, then verb))
Amado: -He's eating food from the fridge.-
Barchar: (Hammer ban)
Fanta: "Watch out for Merasmus"
Amado: "Who?"
Barchar: she pops up. "NO TIME FOR ANGST OR DATES, JAGER!"
Fanta: "The guy in the fridge"
GLaDOS: "Goodbye."
Fanta: "Washing dishes"
Jäger Leyline: Lets go
Amado: "Oh. Okay."
Fanta: picks back up the phone
: (( DO DO DO DO
Barchar: she runs off
Jäger Leyline: heads to the closest any door to head home
Barchar: (BACK BEAT)
Fanta: "Yeah so um.. get back here"
Jason Scott: "Bye."
CryingEevee OOC: ((noun and plural noun))
Fanta: ((BEAT BEAT
Amado: "They're pussies."
Barchar: (Beat beats)
MettatonSEX: coils the arm with the ring around so Gaster can see it.
Fanta: ((I'M SUR
MettatonSEX: ((beat beets
Gaster: kisses that hand.
CryingEevee OOC: (([i]liquid[/i]))
Amado: "Prlly gonna send a couple foot soldiers at best, hope that it just get blown off, and that no one knows it happened."
Barchar: (cum)
Barchar: (no)
Barchar: (gasoline)
Gaster: ((pisssssssssssssssssssss
Jason Scott: "...So."
: (( KoS's tears
Fanta: ((He drinks piss
GLaDOS: "So."
Barchar: (I drink piss down)
: (( I should make a song called I Drink Piss
CryingEevee OOC: ((adjective))
Jason Scott: "You making that body?"
: (( I'm going to make a song called I Drink Piss
Barchar: (that's just Piss by neil cicierega)
Jäger Leyline: returns home
Barchar: (you forgot the 'BUT I GET KNOCKED DOWN-AGAIN)
Jäger Leyline: Fanta! Hywel! The hell is going on?
Barchar: she's get the buster on. "WHAT ARE WE SHOOTING!?"
Hywel: "I don't know."
Fanta: "Hi, welcome, now I'm gonna get some shit and board up the place!"
Amado: "Hi."
Fanta: "People!"
Amado: "I'm Amado."
GLaDOS: "Still attempting to make theartifical skin."
Fanta: "This is Amado, thank him."
GLaDOS: "It's coming along."
Jason Scott: "That's good."
Fanta: "The kids are in the basement"
Barchar: "Do I thank him with bullets?'
Amado: "Woah, what?"
Jäger Leyline: runs to the back
CryingEevee OOC: ((plural noun))
Fanta: ((Cummies
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Power Armored Jager [PowerArmorJager].
Amado: "I am the savior of the children, do NOT shoot me."
Barchar: (Songs)
PowerArmorJager: reenters
Barchar: "Okay."
PowerArmorJager: Whose attacking?
Amado: "Did you tell your friends I was the bad guy?"
Fanta: "No"
CryingEevee OOC: ((verb ending in S))
Fanta: "I said it was your fault we were getting attacked"
: (( slaps
Gaster: ((shits
: (( MettatonSEX shits his eyes
Amado: "Oh, well that's... True. Ish."
Fanta: "You explain, I'm getting guns"
PowerArmorJager: who is this person -point to Amado
MettatonSEX: Heh... Darling. Remember... "I will love you until I perish. I will never forget you, I promise with all my being that you will always be in my thoughts. I vow to always, always love you." Those still hold true.
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh boy, [i]name of person in room[/i]))
Barchar: (Frisky)
Fanta: "Should I give Azalea and Loni weapons?"
Barchar: (wait no they're not here)
CryingEevee OOC: ((frisky isn't here))
Amado: "I'm Amado."
: (( chime
Barchar: (Vivien)
Fanta: "To protect the kids if we.."
Fanta: "Die"
: (( quick
: (( what do I sample from for I Drink Piss
Barchar: "You're not going to fucking die."
Barchar: (Piss by neil cicierega)
CryingEevee OOC: ((sniper from f2))
CryingEevee OOC: ((*tf2))
Amado: "You're not gonna die, Jesus fucking Christ."
Fanta: "Whatever, arm them or not?"
Owl: ((That TF@ fansong
Barchar: "Nah."
Owl: ((Piece-a-piss
PowerArmorJager: theres that Jesus guy again
Amado: "Giving kids guns sounds like a great idea!"
PowerArmorJager: No
: (( I'll try my best
CryingEevee OOC: ((animal))
: (( I will also sample from Daft Punk which I'm pretty sure samples from other shit
Fanta: is kinda panicking
PowerArmorJager: Because I don't plan on dying
Gaster: blushes, chuckling. "You're so sweet... I really don't deserve you."
Gaster: ((corrupted!jasper
Fanta: "Ok then, I'm gonna tell them what's up"
Fanta: heads to the basement
MettatonSEX: ((pussy
Loni Leyline: -is in the basement with Azalea-
MettatonSEX: You deserve me.
: (( i've figured out how to shut my mom up at any time
: (( blast backstreet boys
Amado: "You guys are taking this to a much higher level than it needs to be."
: (( it always works
CryingEevee OOC: ((food))
: (( pussy ))
MettatonSEX: I don't deserve either of my loves.
MettatonSEX: ((dick
Fanta: "Hi"
MettatonSEX: ((*duck
Barchar: "And if they kill me, then I'm gonna get really pissed.'
Amado: "Trust me, I've been forced to be with them, to know they don't have any good things when it comes to an army."
MettatonSEX: ((dick works too
Gaster: "Mmmh."
Barchar: "And man, I can actually mean that, which is fun."
Azalea: "What's going on?"
Fanta: "So, basically we're under attack"
: (( i just imagined it
CryingEevee OOC: ((adjective, then noun))
PowerArmorJager: Amado what is attacking
Fanta: "Or we will be soon"
Amado: "They rely on clever stuff."
MettatonSEX: ((fucking shit
: (( "and now presenting bloolooboyle with their hit single I Drink Piss"
Amado: "Probably nothing."
CryingEevee OOC: ((that's a verb mv))
MettatonSEX: ((fucking is an adjective
Barchar: (Adverb)
Owl: ((Wonder how /r/UT would react if I just
MettatonSEX: ((its a sentence enhancer
Owl: ((Killed this fuck
Amado: "But trust me, if there is anything, they're gonna be innocent people, who are afraid. Try to stop them, without killing them, okay?"
Barchar: (Explosive diarroeha)
Amado: "...Probably a couple of friends."
Owl: (("Those fucking fuckers fucking fucked it, fuck!"))
Barchar: (Fuck is great)
CryingEevee OOC: ((here we go))
CryingEevee OOC: ((Is this a/an Dong which I see before me, The handle toward my hand? Come, let me Finishes thee. I have thee not, and yet I Think thee still. Art thou not, Flexible vision, sensible To feeling as to Legs? Or art thou but A/An Dong of the mind, a/an Succulent creation, Boning from the Hammer-oppressed brain? I see thee yet, in form as palpable As this which now I Ban. Thou marshal`st me the way that I was going, And such a/an Beat I was to use. Mine eyes are made the Beats o` the other senses, Or else worth all the rest. I see thee still, And on thy blade and dudgeon gouts of Piss, Which was not so before. There`s no such thing: It is the Knocked-Down business which informs Thus to mine eyes. Now o`er the one half-world Nature seems dead, and wicked Cummies abuse The curtain`d sleep; witchcraft Shits Pale Chime`s offerings; and wither`d Murther, Alarum`d by his sentinel, the Pussy, Whose howl`s his watch, thus with his stealthy Duck, With Tarquin`s Explosive strides, towards his design Moves like a/an Diarrhea...))
: (( do_it.raw.mp4
Barchar: "...Fine."
Fanta: "wE'RE TAJKing care of it"
Fanta: "But.. stay here until we know it's safe"
: (( Succulent creation boning from the hammer-oppressed brain
Gaster: ((fucking beautiful
: (( witchicraft shits pale Chime's offerings
MettatonSEX: ((moves like a diarrhea
: -If you're lookin outside, there are five armed people approaching, they all look very nervous, and are slowly pressing on.-
: (( diarrhea dreams
Barchar: (10)
PowerArmorJager: looks outside
: (( vaporwave track but with burping and fart noises
PowerArmorJager: well we got like 5 people out there
PowerArmorJager: think I'll just go talk to them
Fanta: hops back upstairs
Fanta: "What do we have"
Amado: "Don't shoot, alright, my man?"
Amado: -I've decided he's a Mexican fish.-
Amado: -So he has a Mexican accent.-
MettatonSEX: holds Gaster close. "...You have to tell him how you feel. It's going to hurt both of you. He's probably going to need someone close to him to support him, I can tell, but you might too. If that happens, come to me."
Fanta: she looks out a window
MettatonSEX: Exactly. How you feel.
PowerArmorJager: opens the door and walks outside
PowerArmorJager: Howdy folks
MettatonSEX: No beating around the bush.
: -There is a gote, two humans, a fish, and a anthro bird.-
: -They all aim at Jager.-
Barchar: "Well, let's see if the pale, fanged girl holding a gigantic gun intimidates them."
Owl: ((Fun fact, Watsky has one extremely long song
: -Not... Not very well.-
Owl: ((9:10 seconds
PowerArmorJager: This is private property
Owl: ((9 Fucking minutes
Fanta: ((That's pretty short
: "W-Who are you?!"
Fanta: ((9:10 seconds
Barchar: she runs it, charging up her laser. Really, just to seem loud.
Gaster: "... Does he have anyone else to depend on? Other than us?"
PowerArmorJager: holds his hand up to tell BC to stand down
Fanta: sticks her hand out the window and makes a fire in her hand
MettatonSEX: Yes.
Fanta: lotsa fire
PowerArmorJager: names Jager Leyline, The Red Blitz
: [sub]"We're gonna fucking die..."[/sub]
: "..."
PowerArmorJager: this is my house
Barchar: she's not aiming at them.
: "D-Do you... Know a Hywel?"
Barchar: she's also not letting go of the charge.
Barchar: "Yeah. Sorry, though, he's unavailable."
Fanta: is aiming at them
: "Don't... Don't make us shoot..."
PowerArmorJager: Hywel? Yeah, I fought with one during the war, but he died at the battle of solomon's valley
MettatonSEX: I can list people that he would go to, if you want. Excluding me.
: "please please don't make us shoot..."
Gaster: "No, no... it's fine."
CryingEevee OOC: ((quick, post your favorite line from a song [or just one you really like]))
MettatonSEX: Alright.
: -The one who said that actually looks afraid to even be holding the gun.-
PowerArmorJager: I'm not doing anything, you're the ones pointing the guns
: (( well
: (( this is a line from a song I dedicate to you CE
PowerArmorJager: why are you here?
Barchar: (From the moment that we met I've been awake like I've never been awake in all my life ~ Neil Cicierega, no-eyed girl)
Fanta: (("There was an old farmer who lived on a rock"
: "...We need Hywel... And another guy... Amado."
MettatonSEX: (("i wanna thank you mom/ i wanna thank you dad/for bringing this fuckin' world/to a bitter end"
Barchar: "Nope."
Fanta: (("He sat in the meadow just shaking his fist at some boys who were down by the crick"
Barchar: "Sorry."
PowerArmorJager: what for?
CryingEevee OOC: (("can't hold on much longer. but i will never let go!"))
Fanta: (("Their feet in the water their hands on their marbles"
Fanta: ((etc.
: (( Kinda counted on you being a friend, gotta give it up or give it away - daft punk/instant crush
: "...A-And, if you don't stand down, and let us, we'll have to [sub]take him by force[/sub]
Barchar: "dude."
Barchar: "Do you even know how to aim a gun?'
PowerArmorJager: BC
: [sub]"Them, you idiot![/sub]
Owl: ((Oh one sec
Gaster: (("It's like a dream... some silly fantasy..."
: (( "I played tons of CSGO, I know how to aim a gun"
: (( "11,612 hours"
: (( "legit"
Barchar: "You can call people of all genders 'dude'."
: ((-Gets a gun-
Fanta: she crawls out the window
PowerArmorJager: look, I'm wearing a metric ton power armored suit
: (("...Okay so, where's the mouse?"))
Fanta: and walks over behind the squad
Barchar: "And I'm nigh-invincible."
: -One points at Fanta.-
PowerArmorJager: those small arms won't scratch the paint job
Owl: (( "Pull the hearts out of our chests, pull the pins out of our hearts, and toss them back and forth like they're grenades" - Watsly, Boomerang ))
: (( "...Wait, how did I get this without being in a buy zone?"
Fanta: and then immediately walks back because she's not invincible
: "S-She isn't..."
Barchar: "Look, you should really just head off and tell them we beat you off."
Fanta: "Goddammit"
: "Oh..."
Barchar: "Because otherwise we actually WILL."
MettatonSEX: ((the song i chose was disposable teens
PowerArmorJager: and secondly you left safety on
: (( the song I chose
MettatonSEX: ((barchar, wording
Fanta: sets herself on fire to be intimidating
: "Y-You leave us no choice..."
: (( was instant crush
: (( by daft punk
MettatonSEX: (("tell them we beat you off"
CryingEevee OOC: ((my song was open your heart))
PowerArmorJager: Stop Fanta and BC, go back in the house!
Barchar: (I put the song there right the fuck in there my man)
: -One fires at Jager, drops the gun, and just walks away.-
Barchar: "Jager, come on, I'm going to be fine."
: "..."
CryingEevee OOC: ((by crush 40))
Fanta: "I'll be alright"
: "John?"
: "...John?"
PowerArmorJager: ignores the bullet and walks forward
: (( jager: "lol u play csgo"
PowerArmorJager: alright stand down you four
: (( "that's cute"
: -They're all just looking at one of the humans walking away.-
Barchar: she just lets go of the charge. She doesn't really need to do anything, clearly.
PowerArmorJager: yeah, put it down and go hime
MettatonSEX: ((also: "yesterday was a million years ago/in all my past lives, i played an asshole" from the last day on eartj
Fanta: "You forgot an apostrophe dear"
PowerArmorJager: home*
Amado: -He walks out.-
: (( more lines to dedicate to CE
PowerArmorJager: is likely in front of them by now
Amado: "John, stop being a fucking pussy man. This is what happened at training."
PowerArmorJager: John go home
: "...Uhm."
: (( And we will never be alone again/'Cause it doesn't happen every day/Kinda counted on you being a friend/Can I give it up or give it away
MettatonSEX: shifts a bit in his seat, holding Gaster close. "Tell him after you sleep tonight. You'll feel better in the morning."
: -They drop the weapons.-
: "...Do we get Hywel?"
PowerArmorJager: No
Gaster: "Mmmh, that's a good idea."
: "do we get to stay here?"
MettatonSEX: ((both of my songs were marilyn manson im edge trash
Barchar: (I have another one)
PowerArmorJager: picks up the guns
PowerArmorJager: why should you?
: "...Do we have to go back? We're probably dead if we do."
Barchar: ("Code monkey think MAYBE MANAGER WANNA WRITE GODDAMN LOGIN PAGE HIMSELF" ~ Code Monkey, Jonathan Coulton)
: (( tfw you like marilyn manson
PowerArmorJager: Then don't go back
: "is there anywhere to stay? Can we make lives here?"
Barchar: "The dimension?"
Fanta: "..."
Barchar: "Probably."
: -They look kinda desperate.-
CryingEevee OOC: (("it seems like right from the moment of your birth... someone's been needing to bring you down to earth" -celldweller: down to earth))
PowerArmorJager: theres a village to the east of here
PowerArmorJager: I'll take you there
: (( i'm going to make a song about knives
: "Thank you sir."
Amado: -He walks back in.-
Barchar: ("Seasons don't fear the reaper, nor do the wind, the sun or the rain" ~ you probably know)
PowerArmorJager: you can stay in the hostel until you figure things out
: (( it's going to be a fuckton of samples that barely sync over a man reviewing a knife
Amado: "I never liked John."
Fanta: walks back in to the hywel
Amado: "John is like, the embodiment of all the bad things."
PowerArmorJager: you got any more guns on you?
Fanta: "Ok.."
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCQcFM4xrbI]sample from this[/url]))
: (( "I play CSGO"
: -He all hand over pistols.-
: "we're really sorry..."
MettatonSEX: ((other good lyrics: "ever since the first time i opened my eyes/i've awakened to the same thing" im spg trash
PowerArmorJager: its fine,
PowerArmorJager: takes all the guns
PowerArmorJager: now come on, to the village
Barchar: (I just-my entire musical life is jonathan coulton and lemon demon now so)
Gaster: ((... all of lover's revolution by iron and wine
MettatonSEX: wraps a leg around Gaster. "Just remember. You're not going to lose me."
Barchar: (don't fear the reaper is the least that I'm getting)
Fanta: looks at hywel
PowerArmorJager: starts walking
Hywel: "...Okay then."
Gaster: snorts. "Of course you'd use your leg, dear."
Fanta: "I guess that.. happened"
Amado: "So, where's my room?"
Gaster: ((um, what else...
MettatonSEX: It makes me feel closer to you.
Fanta: "Go with your friends"
Amado: -I mean, this guy is eating chips, lying on the couch at this point.-
CryingEevee OOC: ((the music i listen to is just soundclowns, videogame music/remixes, and celldweller))
Gaster: ((okay this is somewhat filthy but
Owl: ((I think I accidently introduced /r/Undertale to Body horror/gore
Owl: ((With UW Frisk
Amado: "What? No, I deserve some place better since I helped you guys. They're broke."
PowerArmorJager: leads the 4 people to he village and sets them up in a hostel
Barchar: "Yeah, but you're an asshole."
Amado: "That's not false."
Fanta: "You already ate like.. half our food"
Barchar: is trying to ignore Gaster and Mettaton
Amado: "But I have a big heart, I promise."
: (( I'm going to go now
Amado: "I haven't had any good food in awhile, okay?"
Gaster: ((You see your world on fire; don't try to act surprised We did just what you told us Lost our faith along the way and found ourselves believing your lies
Amado: -He's a little tubby.-
Amado: "..."
Gaster: ((that's survivalism by nine inch nails
MettatonSEX: leans backwards, letting Gaster fall a bit onto his face so he can give some prime kisses.
: bloolooboyle [] disconnected.
Barchar: (Oh, uh, every line from the pieces of the people we hide)
Barchar: (They're all good)
MettatonSEX: ((i like closer
MettatonSEX: ((a lot
Gaster: takes advantage of prime kissing position.
CryingEevee OOC: (("Good luck, you're fucked And we hate to see you go, man, but everyone knows you're screwed" -celldweller: Good L_ck (Yo_'re F_cked)))
Fanta: "..."
Barchar: (See, if thats what I think it is I'd probably only be able to think of it in terms of rollercloser)
Gaster: ((I really like the deadmau5 remix of survivalism
Fanta: "Ask Jager, I'm not gonna.. deal with this"
PowerArmorJager: returns to the house sometime later
Barchar: (Neil ruined a lot of music for me because I didn't hear it before i hear dmouth silence)
MettatonSEX: Prime smooches.
Fanta: grabs hywel's hand and heads to the basement
Fanta: "Coast is clear"
Amado: "Hey, my man. How are those guys?"
Colton: "OH...good."
Hywel: "Yep."
Barchar: "...I'm gonna go back home."
Azalea: "Cool."
PowerArmorJager: fine, I set them up in a hostel for a month
Barchar: she heads off to the bar, stopping upon seeing Gaster and Mettaton
Fanta: "Colton, cmon I'm gonna go to sleep"
Amado: "Oh, bye, beautiful."
Gaster: looks up. "Oh... hey."
Amado: "...I said that out loud, didn't I?"
Barchar: "Don't fucking flirt with me."
Fanta: takes colton's hand, husbando's hand, and heads to bed"
MettatonSEX: sees Barchar and loses his balance, falling on his head.
Amado: "I- uh... Sorry."
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: "Would laughing at that be insensitive?'
MettatonSEX: Hi Barchar.
Fanta: "Ugh....."
MettatonSEX: Nope.
Barchar: "Okay, good." she chuckles. "okay. Laughing over."
MettatonSEX: I got startled.
Amado: "She's your girl, isn't she?"
Barchar: "...uhm...I'm glad you two have shit worked out, by the way."
MettatonSEX: ...Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Fanta: puts colton in bed, puts hywel in bed, and snuggles them both
MettatonSEX: Sort of.
Fanta: "God"
MettatonSEX: Between us.
Amado: "You're one lucky guy.
Gaster: "I need to talk to Schyro again."
PowerArmorJager: Amado
Barchar: "Kinda sorta semi-worked out."
Hywel: -He snuggle back.-
Barchar: "Yeah."
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
Barchar: "...Yeah."
Amado: "Yeah, that is my name."
Fanta: kiss Hywel
Barchar: "God, I wish I could help, but this shit is waaaaaaaaay outta my emotional league."
PowerArmorJager: something is telling me to uppercut you into the roof
Colton: snugsmol
Fanta: "I'm.. glad we got that settled?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((good l_ck yo_'re f_cked is essentially about rolling 1s in dnd. or at least it works that way.))
Amado: "Is it my voice?"
MettatonSEX: ((death by glamour but it only uses the mtt yeah soundfont
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh yeah, hows that system going chime?))
Barchar: (that would be hell)
PowerArmorJager: goes to grab his head
Amado: "Everyone makes fun of my voice and accent, and I never understood why."
PowerArmorJager: is there a reason why I shouldn't?
Gaster: ((It's going good, not sure if I wanna impliment it
Amado: -He steps back, putting his hands infront of himself.-
MettatonSEX: ((i can imitate the yeah~ perfectly
Barchar: (Amado: "My charismatic personality?")
Amado: "Because I helped you guys?@
Amado: "Please don't hurt me..."
Gaster: ((i might try a test tomorrow? if everyone's okay with it?
Barchar: (sure)
PowerArmorJager: but you send those people here didn't you?
MettatonSEX: ((im ok with it
CryingEevee OOC: ((sure))
PowerArmorJager: isn't being too aggressive
Amado: "No! I escaped."
Gaster: ((okay, now i gotta pull a dnd campaign out of my ass
MettatonSEX: ((as long as you dont roll a 1 in the whole emotional scene with the robots
Amado: "They followed me. Unintentional result."
CryingEevee OOC: ((so, i forget, aside from rolling a d20 for stuff, what's the system?))
Barchar: "...So...uhm...uh..." she thought, biting her lip. No. This was a pretty awkward time "I assume oyu'll still need me for the speech and festival?"
Fanta: holds the two close
Fanta: "Sorry I over-reacted.."
Gaster: ((it's just rolling the d20 - i didn't want to do a lot of calcing
Hywel: "You both are amazing. And it's okay."
MettatonSEX: Speech is tomorrow, so yes.
PowerArmorJager: and what do you want with Hywel?
Hywel: "My fave hurts though. You own me."
Fanta: "What's your fave"
PowerArmorJager: or them for that matter
CryingEevee OOC: ((so no stats at all? just rolling? das cool.))
Gaster: ((yup
Amado: "Nothing any more, man, if that's what you want. I was just afraid, and he could help me."
: Face*
: Fuck you
PowerArmorJager: how?
Fanta: "Why does your face hurt?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((if i DMed something dnd-ish in like, tabletop sim i would probably do that. stats are hard.))
Fanta: "Oh yeah.."
Owl: ((OBvious news:
Fanta: "Sorry.."
Owl: ((/r/UT sucks at surgery
Fanta: "I was scared and.. just scared"
Barchar: "Cool. Cool..."
Gaster: ((holy shit do you have them playing surgeon sim
Gaster: "I hope things go well, dear."
Fanta: ((This is goddamn hilarious
CryingEevee OOC: ((i was actually really good at surgeon sim... for a short while))
Barchar: "Uh, for the record, me and Schyro are kinda...bonding. so. I guess I might be able to help a bit. Probably not, beccause agian, Jesus these emotions are flying over my head. But still."
MettatonSEX: I do too.
Owl: ((No I have them trying to save the life of what is effectively a Make a Wish child Frisk
Owl: ((With a parasitic demon UW Flowey in her
GLaDOS: is watching. She coffs. "Please, that sound gun would have to rip his hand off."
Amado: "I dunno!"
Gaster: ((well she's fucking dead then
MettatonSEX: ...Well that's four people then.
Fanta: "I love you two"
MettatonSEX: Ahem.
Jason Scott: "Welll."
Gaster: ((i hope you didn't have fun playing her
Jason Scott: "It's a movie."
PowerArmorJager: well you can leave now
Jason Scott: "Doenst need to make sense."
Barchar: "...Huh?"
GLaDOS: "Why shouldn't it?"
MettatonSEX: Nothing.
CryingEevee OOC: ((what kinda "punk" genres are there? i know steampunk and cyberpunk but not much else))
Amado: "...Hey, can you do me a big favor, man?"
PowerArmorJager: doubt it
Jason Scott: "Cause it's just for entertainment."
MettatonSEX: ((industrial might count
Amado: "Can I stay here a bit?"
PowerArmorJager: No
Fanta: closes her eyes
MettatonSEX: ((classic punk
GLaDOS: "And? Why shouldn't entertainment strive to be accurate?"
Amado: "I'm really helpful, I can make tacos. From scratch."
MettatonSEX: ((visual kei is a type of punk
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't mean music genres btw))
MettatonSEX: ((i know
Amado: "I know that's a stereotype but it's true,"
MettatonSEX: ((pop punk style
Jason Scott: "Nah."
Gaster: ((diesel punk
PowerArmorJager: ....you can stay in the cage
Jason Scott: "Plus of all things, that's what you're saying makes no sense?"
PowerArmorJager: when I'll see what Hywel wants to do with you
Amado: "...Cage?"
Amado: "I'm not a fan of cages, my man. I've been in those."
Amado: "Does Hywel torture people?"
Amado: "Man... What have I gotten myself into..."
Owl: ((God this little girl is so dead
MettatonSEX: ...Anyway, if Schyro comes to you to talk, just listen. Try to help him, but if not, direct him to someone that can.
Owl: ((Like she's gonna have so many infections
GLaDOS: "...I have no idea what you were attempting to say there."
PowerArmorJager: theres a cage in the basement
Barchar: "Okay."
Owl: ((They did a blood transfusion with some kind of insane dimension warper
Owl: ((They elft Flowey's fucking decaying root in her
Owl: ((Guess what bread
Owl: ((They cauerized the wound
Owl: ((And she's still fucking CONSCIOUS for this
PowerArmorJager: so you can either stay there for now or take your chances with the leshens in the forest
Owl: ((This girl is SO FUCKED
Barchar: "...Thanks for telling me. I actually kinda needed that."
Barchar: (SHE DED)
Gaster: ((RIP YU
CryingEevee OOC: (("caurized"))
MettatonSEX: No problem.
Owl: ((QUICK
Jason Scott: "Look, there's a lady with a fucking black hole gun, tracer, who teleports with time travel, Winston. Just Winston. Reaper, who can't die, soldier 76, who has a magic visor that somehow makes him aim correctly, Bastion. Now bastion can somehow hold lots of rockets somewhere in that body."
Barchar: ...Goddammit, she was bad at starting conversation topics. Especially ones this awkward. Well. I guess she'd just leave it again.
Gaster: flaps his wings.
MettatonSEX: ((DEATH
Jason Scott: "Not to mention, they have endless ammo."
Gaster: ((dude she's gonna be in pain for the rest of her life
CryingEevee OOC: ((death))
Fanta: ((Life but horrible pain
Gaster: ((be merciful
PowerArmorJager: so what will it be Amado?
Fanta: ((Wishing she was dead
Gaster: ((let her die
Amado: "I'll stay here my friend."
Fanta: ((Make her suffer
GLaDOS: "There's a miniature black hole within the portal gun."
Owl: ((I'm keeping her alive in a constant state of suffer
Owl: ((TO remind them of their fuckup
GLaDOS: "You're one to talk about teleporting with time travel."
Gaster: ((good idea
Jason Scott: "Yeah, you're right. But she crates black holes."
GLaDOS: "A smart ape is hardly impossible. I mean. Humans."
Owl: ((Like
Jason Scott: "Also kinda overlooked that."
MettatonSEX: gets up. His faceplates both fall off. He barely notices, but god is it unsettling.
Fanta: ((Constant horrible pain
Owl: ((They're playing Surgeon Sim?
Owl: ((I'm playing Sociopath Sim
PowerArmorJager: grabs his hand and leads him to the basement and puts him in a caged room, like in a prison, which has a bed and bathroom
: "I mean his body contorting to such sizes when he goes crazy."
GLaDOS: "This 'Reaper' fellow isn't explained very well, but I could believe it."
Jason Scott: -He said that.-
Fanta: ((Like someone else you made choices for ;)
Barchar: "...Uh.."
Barchar: she puts them back on.
Barchar: it's nothing she's not seeing constantly, but still.
Amado: "Why are you doing this, man?"
MettatonSEX: ...Oh, thanks.
PowerArmorJager: grumbles, "made me miss a fuckin movie for this
Amado: "..."
PowerArmorJager: because I need to be sure you're not a threat
Amado: "I promise?"
MettatonSEX: pushes his face in to make sure they don't fall out.
PowerArmorJager: and Hywel will decide that later
Gaster: "... Those seem a bit loose..."
MettatonSEX: No, I hit my head when I fell.
GLaDOS: "Jack Morrison could be using some form of time-slowing technology to allow him to take his time to aim perfectly."
Fanta: is secretly awake, she's holding hywel, colton in the middle
Jason Scott: "What. It's a visor."
MettatonSEX: They're secure unless suddenly struck.
GLaDOS: "And Bastion could be storing those rockets somewhere else."
Gaster: "Yeah, that'll do it."
Jason Scott: "Wheeereeee?"
GLaDOS: "Evidently they know how to utilize black holes.'
PowerArmorJager: stay here, be good, and you'll get food
MettatonSEX: You rebuilt me, you'd know.
PowerArmorJager: heads upstairs
GLaDOS: "I've not tried to use a portal to hold ammunition before, but it's possible."
Jason Scott: "Also I made my point. You don't know the answers to this questions, but you're assuming that they can be true."
PowerArmorJager: goes to knock on Fanta's door
Jason Scott: "Wven though you can't prove it. It's a movie, that's a good thing."
Hywel: "Yeah?"
GLaDOS: "But a gun that shoots sound with the power to kill people would shoot sound with the power to kill EVERYONE."
Hywel: "Come in."
GLaDOS: "Including it's weilder.'
PowerArmorJager: enterss and takes off his helmet
PowerArmorJager: so I put that Amado guy in the prison in the basement
Jason Scott: "Yeah, like the power of a few Arom bombs."
Fanta: it's a bizarre sight in fanta's room
Fanta: her and hywel in bed
Hywel: "Why?"
MettatonSEX: sticks his tongue out playfully. It drapes over his chin, though who'd even notice once he pulls it back in to kiss Gaster again.
Fanta: with clothes on
Fanta: and a child
CryingEevee OOC: ((what if i brought the elite beat agents into the bar?))
PowerArmorJager: He caused 5 people to attack the house and are after you
GLaDOS: "The other things are possible, but not something we understand yet."
GLaDOS: "That is physically impossible."
PowerArmorJager: Why else would I?
Hywel: "Well, not intentionally."
Barchar: her *lenny*
Jason Scott: "GLaDOS."
Jason Scott: "It's a movie."
Gaster: kisses back, purring a little.
Jason Scott: "Also to some, I'm physically impossible."
CryingEevee OOC: ((now gaster can purr?))
MettatonSEX: Aw, cute.
PowerArmorJager: still happened, Fanta can you back me up on this
Jason Scott: "You don't know what kinda of tech they would have."
Fanta: "It was his fault"
Jason Scott: "Stuff you don't know."
Gaster: "That's you."
Hywel: "Well, it wasn't a big deal."
MettatonSEX: No, you.
CryingEevee OOC: ((he's a skeleton/blob man how can he purr?))
GLaDOS: "...I suppose."
PowerArmorJager: Well are you sure this guy isn't a threat
MettatonSEX: ((magic
Barchar: "Why can't we all get along and say that you're both cute?"
Fanta: Why do i keep getting random pms tonight
Jason Scott: "How about we think about how well it's animated instead?"
Barchar: is using a sad, 'why must mommy and daddy fight' type voice. which is...uhm...a bit more appropriate than she realized, she supposes.
GLaDOS: "...That is true."
MettatonSEX: Who are you, Glamor?
Jason Scott: "Or how the characters are designed well. How it's entertaining."
PowerArmorJager: tosses Fanta the key to the cage
Glamor: [font=glamor]-He says that a lot.-[/font]
Owl: http://prntscr.com/cb9pvx
PowerArmorJager: it's your choice if he should be in there tonight Fanta
Gaster: also has toothless-style teeth so uh
Gaster: -Take that as you will-
Fanta: "Mm.. I'll give it to hywel"
Fanta: "I'm going to sleep"
Fanta: ((Seriously what the fuck
Hywel: "Ehh... I'll get him in the morning."
Hywel: -He snuggles./
Fanta: ((2 people I've never met decide to pm me for no reason
Fanta: snuggles also
Fanta: ((https://i.imgur.com/PtskscL.jpg
Jason Scott: "...Just gotta enjoy some things, GLaDOS."
MettatonSEX: meanwhile has teeth that can function like a chainsaw and a tongue longer than his hand.
PowerArmorJager: Hes your responsiblity while hes here
PowerArmorJager: I'm going back to the bar
PowerArmorJager: have fun snuggling
Barchar: "Heh. Nah."
Hywel: "Right. Bye."
Barchar: "He's way cuter than I am."
PowerArmorJager: leaves and enters the bar
MettatonSEX: He's six.
PowerArmorJager: Hey lads
Barchar: "And? I can call a 6-year old cute."
Gaster: "No offense, but that's probably why he's cuter than you."
MettatonSEX: Exactly.
MettatonSEX: Also hi.
Gaster: ((is ofna playing operation now
Barchar: "Eh. He will be when he's older, toom"
Barchar: "Unless he suddenly starts looking like a psycho."
Barchar: "But he's got your genes, so pff, I doubt it."
Glamor: [font=glamor]-He's going to be hot as fuck as an adult-[/font]
Gaster: "Eh, I don't know... if he got anything from my dad's side of the family..."
: ((Going to sleep, gn))
PowerArmorJager: how you doing skeleman
PowerArmorJager: ((night
CryingEevee OOC: ((gn))
MettatonSEX: ((gn
Fanta: ((gn
PowerArmorJager: any better now that Actorman is here
MettatonSEX: Or my mom's.
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: Jäger, doll, must you call me that?
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
GLaDOS: "...Just enjoy."
PowerArmorJager: could say the same about doll
GLaDOS: "Right."
MettatonSEX: He rolls his eyes.
Fanta: ((Alright
Fanta: ((So
Fanta: ((Someone picked a random member of the /r/undertale chat
Fanta: ((Just to say hi
Fanta: ((In pms
Fanta: ((In the most awkward way possible
Fanta: ((why
Barchar: (lemme guess, it was you)
Barchar: "..."
Fanta: ((I got pmed
PowerArmorJager: seldom uses actual names
Fanta: ((By a guy I've never met
Fanta: ((He was nice
Fanta: ((But why doe
Barchar: "I mean, Jager is pretty much all nicknames, anyway."
Gaster: nuzzles against his husband.
Barchar: "Which makes it mildly ironic that he's the only one I'm going to let call me 'Chara', but hey."
MettatonSEX: Mmh, tr-- oh fuck my ass, I'm at 9%.
MettatonSEX: Don't fuck my ass.
PowerArmorJager: No thanks
MettatonSEX: Tonight.
Barchar: "No, that would be really weird. C
PowerArmorJager: Not into dudes really
MettatonSEX: gets up, sighing.
Barchar: "For a lot of reasons."
MettatonSEX: I know. Figure of speech.
MettatonSEX: I'm going to charge.
Barchar: "Right. See you."
MettatonSEX: See you.
PowerArmorJager: latersz
Fanta: ((Smash right now is making me wanna kill him
Barchar: (Don't worry slarv)
PowerArmorJager: You gonna go too Gaster?
Barchar: (Don't hit smash in the mouth)
Barchar: (Cause that ain't no joke)
Barchar: (And somebody once told me that I'm a believer)
MettatonSEX: goes off to charge. He doesn't bother going to bed, he just plugs himself into the firse outlet.
Barchar: (and...yeah okay that's all the smash mouth jokes I've got)
MettatonSEX: *first
Barchar: "...c
Fanta: ((Going to bed
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MettatonSEX: ((gn slarv
MettatonSEX: ((also, gn everyone else
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Gaster: decides to go too.
Barchar: "Bye, Gaster."
Gaster: "See you..."
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Barchar: "...god, how the fuck am I actually going to tell them..." she muttered. She shook her head. It wasn't worth worrying about, probably. "Wanna go sleep and/or fuck, Jager?"
PowerArmorJager: Uhh yeah
PowerArmorJager: sure
PowerArmorJager: tell them what though?
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Barchar: "Dumb personal stuff. Girly shit. Nothing a big, cool man needs to concern himself over."
Owl: ((They've given her a heart attack
Owl: ((And then given her ANOTHER heart attack by shooting her with electricity
PowerArmorJager: Well this big cool man is concerned about his girl
PowerArmorJager: picks her up
Barchar: "Oh, I'm in the air now. C
PowerArmorJager: heads to the back room and places her on the bed
PowerArmorJager: and I wanna know
PowerArmorJager: because I could help
PowerArmorJager: exits the armor
: Power Armored Jager [PowerArmorJager] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Barchar: "Nah. Nothing you could help, probably."
Owl: ((Sociopath Simulator 2016
Barchar: "Trust me, I'll be fine."
Jäger Leyline: strips and lays on the bed
Gaster: ((that poor girl's gonna be in a fucking coma
Jäger Leyline: right
Gaster: ((or a zombie
Gaster: ((or both
Gaster: ((a zombie coma
Jäger Leyline: I both you change your mind, I'm always here for you babe
Jäger Leyline: hope you*
Barchar: (Character idea: a narcoleptic zombie)
Barchar: "There's probably at least a 50/50 shot I'll vent to you while you're asleep."
Barchar: "Or, I'll have a weird-ass dream about it, and then you'll know."
Jäger Leyline: pulls her over
Jäger Leyline: preferably when I'm awake and able to comprehend it
Barchar: "...Right, yeah, I guess it matters to you whether you're asleep when you perceive something."
Owl: ((Yu is now in a coma
Barchar: "Sometimes I forget that I don't work how other people work? But uh..."
Owl: ((I don't know how LONG she'll be in that coma, but she's in it!
Barchar: "Yeah."
Gaster: ((staaaay in your cooooooma
Jäger Leyline: for now just relax in my fluff
Jäger Leyline: we'll talk about it soon
Barchar: "That, I can definitely do..."
Jäger Leyline: falls asleep while doing naughty things
Gaster: ((... fuck i forgot how GOOD stay in your coma is
Jäger Leyline: (you two going to sleep?
Owl: ((They're trying so hard
Owl: ((I'm tempted to give them a happy ending
Jäger Leyline: (timey go to bed
Owl: t
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Jäger Leyline: (gey
Jäger Leyline: (I meant to say gay
: ((Oka then))
Jäger Leyline: (but hello there mr bread
Jäger Leyline: sleep well?
: ((Yeah))
Jäger Leyline: ((sto
Jäger Leyline: (still fantasizing over my voice?
: ((Wouldn't go that far))
Jäger Leyline: ((awww, damn
Jäger Leyline: ((its k, its a terrible voice
Jeska or Jekon: -its time-
Acastus: -He's all dressed up.-
Jeska or Jekon: you ready?
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon].
Jeska or Jekon: exits wearing her black dress
Acastus: "Yep."
Jeska or Jekon: well you should head out, I'll be fashionably late
Acastus: -He goes over, and pulls the dress so it covers more boob.-
Acastus: "Alright."
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Jeska or Jekon: hey I thought you paid off the guard
Alien: (('Ello
: Frisky [Alien] is now Frisky [].
Acastus: "Yeah, but still. I didn't bribe the teachers."
Acastus: "Although at this point, since you're getting the school money, I'm sure hey won't care."
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Jeska or Jekon: ((hey frisky and Flame
Jeska or Jekon: Alright, I'll meet you there
Acastus: -Hw nods, and heads out.-
Jeska or Jekon: hops in the Mobile Suit
Jeska or Jekon: suits in the cockpit until its time
Acastus: -Well they're going to prom.-
Acastus: -Not really gonna have any bullets.-
: the school is covered in lights, and all the students are there
Acastus: -He walks in, probably looks for his friends.-
Barchar: -That is a huge assumption bread-
Jeska or Jekon: is likely packing anyways
: his friends are their with their dates
: Acastus probably has like. No friends.
: Or not.
Acastus: -Barchars existence is a huge assumption.-
: His fucking nickname has to be 'wolf boy'
Acastus: -He walks up the then, no hot super model like he said. But he has a smug smile.-
: "See I said Acastus was full of shit"
Acastus: "Yeah, yeah, laugh it up."
: "looks like you're best quality is your photoshop skills, gotta make up a girlfriend to get some"
Acastus: "It'll just make it funnier."
: "bet his date is a blow up doll"
Acastus: "Come on, that the best you can do?"
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Jeska or Jekon: ((Jeska falls asleep and doesn't show up at prom)
: ((Pls))
Acastus: "I'll tell you one thing."
Acastus: "I'm shitry with photoshop."
: "That you're actually gay?
: theres a few loud thumps in the distance
Acastus: -He just stares at his friends with the smug look.-
: ((Jeska actually goes with another goat instead of Acastus
: "Whats that? is the colony shaking?
: it approaches and gets closer, some stundents freak and a few run outside
Asriel_Dreemurr: -Steals your bitch once again.-
Acastus: "You know there's a thing called making an entrance, right?"
: It's Godzilla
Jeska or Jekon: walks up in the 18 meter tall mobile suit as the head looks at the crowd of students
: "Holy shit, its a mobile suit, whats it doing here?
Acastus: "Are you ready to have your mind blown?"
: the suit stops and the cockpit opens up
Jeska or Jekon: exits in her black dress and grabs a rope, sliding down it to the ground
: many students are freaked out by the suit and then be Jeska
: "No.....Fucking.....way......"
Acastus: "Yeah, also, go fuck yourself."
Acastus: -He walks up the Jeska.-
Jeska or Jekon: walks up to Acastus, "fashionable enough?"
: ((Bread: I wish this happened to me irl
Acastus: "Yep."
: ((Who fucking wouldn't))
: ((Like))
Jeska or Jekon: grabs and kisses him
: ((Being with a supermodel who owns a mech))
Acastus: -He kisses back.-
: many of the other students are simply dumbfounded and some have their mouths open
Barchar: (a hot fish super model who's wearing a cleavage dress, no less)
Jeska or Jekon: has loosened up her dress to show more cleavage
Jeska or Jekon: ((who has a mobile suit too
: "this...ithis isn't possible....its a prank'
Acastus: "You wish it was a prank."
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: ((its just a prank bro
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Jeska or Jekon: places and arm around Acastus
Jeska or Jekon: lets hit the dance floor
Acastus: -He nods.-
: students have taken out their phones and started taking pictures of both the two and the suit
Jeska or Jekon: god, can't wait until this hits the news
Acastus: "That sarcastic or serious?"
: ((Headline: "Famous fish bangs dirty wolf boy."))
Jeska or Jekon: sarcastic
Jeska or Jekon: tabloids are gonna freak out
Acastus: "Oh well."
Barchar: (Acastus: "It's your fucking Job to be sexually attractive" )
Acastus: "Rather it happen on your own terms, right?"
Barchar: (Jeska: "Yeah but sexy people aren't allowed to actually have sex" )
Jeska or Jekon: Yep
Jeska or Jekon: reaches the dance floor as jazz starts playing
Jeska or Jekon: so, show me your moves
Acastus: "Pretty sure my friends are losing their shit.-
Acastus: "..."
Acastus: "I can't dance."
: "He wasn't shitting us,.....this is ungoddamn believable"
Acastus: -He can dance okay. He spent a lot of time alone in a forest, he was bound to try a lot of things.-
Jeska or Jekon: rolls her eye
Jeska or Jekon: well just go with the flow
Jeska or Jekon: has taken a number of dance classes
Acastus: -He dances, and it's alright. He's not bad, but not good.-
Jeska or Jekon: starts off slow and leads him,
Jeska or Jekon: makes up for his medicore dancing
Jeska or Jekon: that and her cleavage is getting a lot of attention
: everyone stares and no one else is dancing
Barchar: why look at her feet when you've got THAT, amirte
Acastus: "I think everyone is in awe."
Acastus: -He quickly whispers to Jeska "I don't think these people expected to see the person they masturbate to in person."-
Jeska or Jekon: Nope, they didn't
Jeska or Jekon: don't think anyone ever does
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Acastus: "Heh."
Acastus: -He dances accordingly.-
Jeska or Jekon: picks up the pace, treating Ac as the recessive dancer
Acastus: "You know, even the girls are staring. Youve just got an all around nice looking body to everyone."
Acastus: -He doesn't mind, and understands cause she's usually the one who's getting the attention. And he's shit at dancing.-
: Alright*
: He's not shit.
Jeska or Jekon: I make men fall for me and make women change their sexually for me
Acastus: "Heh."
: the DJ ends the music and everyone claps and cheers loudy
Acastus: "...Applause for us dancing. Mostly for you, I assume."
: they start yelling, "Can I get an autograph? Sign my body!
: "I want a selfie!
Acastus: "...This was to be expected."
: the huddle around the two
: all of acastus friends are near the punch bowls, moping like little bitches
Acastus: "...How do you deal with this, Jeska?"
: even their dates are in the crowd
Jeska or Jekon: like this
: ((Jeska then starts shooting up the school))
Jeska or Jekon: snaps her fingers at the DJ and lowers her hand
Acastus: "What was that?"
: the DJ drops the bass and starts playing some dogdamn dubstep
Acastus: "Oh."
: the students start mosh pittting
Jeska or Jekon: grabs Accy and pushes through
Barchar: -Jesus, she's got this entire damn building wrapped around her finger-
: ((I'd like to see Jeska wear the outfit Widowmaker wears))
Jeska or Jekon: ((the space colony has a cosplay store
Acastus: "Welp."
Jeska or Jekon: has moved over to the punch bowls
Acastus: "That was fun."
: most of the other students dance, but a few walk over to Jeska asking for stuff
Jeska or Jekon: she signs some shit and takes a few photos
Jeska or Jekon: you tired of this party already?
Acastus: "Nope."
: one student walks over to Accy after getting an autograph, "you're like...the luckiest man ever dude"
Acastus: "Yeah, I guess."
Acastus: -He wouldn't really call it luck.-
Jeska or Jekon: Alright thats enough for now
Jeska or Jekon: walks over to Accy
Jeska or Jekon: some kids are getting too obsessed
Acastus: "Not surprised."
: accys friends aren't talking to him, just embarrassed
Acastus: "What do you mean though? They doing anything you don't like?"
Jeska or Jekon: just those few fans that are trying to let me how much they love me
Jeska or Jekon: show me that they have everything me
Acastus: "Id they do, we always have something that'll stop that."
: one of accy's friends walk up to him
Acastus: "I mean, my wolves are basically dogs now, so."
Acastus: "Hello."
Jeska or Jekon: What?
Acastus: "Yeah, like they're all friendly unless I tell the not to be."
: "this is bullshit man, how'd you set this up? You're pranknig the whole school
Acastus: "I'm not though."
Acastus: "Jealous?"
: "N-N-Nnnooo! I'm not lying!"
Acastus: "It's okay to be jealous."
Jeska or Jekon: Whatever pal leave my boyfriend alone
: "FINE!" -he walks away-
Acastus: "Anyways."
Jeska or Jekon: I got a gate clearance if you wanna take a trip into Zero G after this
Acastus: "Don't know about that."
Jeska or Jekon: I can really test out the Mobile suit in space though
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Jeska or Jekon: unless you got other plans?
Acastus: "Why with me?"
Acastus: -Pussi.-
Acastus: -He is scurred.-
Jeska or Jekon: think about it, a 360 degree panoramic view of space, nothing but the stars and the colony
Jeska or Jekon: just you and I
Acastus: "..."
Acastus: "Sounds scary."
Acastus: -DEAL BREAKER.-
Acastus: -DEAL BREAKER.-
Jeska or Jekon: I can put the seat into recline
Jeska or Jekon: be able to sleep in it
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Jeska or Jekon: ...put we can do it later, so we don't ruin our cloths
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Acastus: "Oh. Okay."
Acastus: -His friends probably just fainted at the slight reference to sex.-
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Jeska or Jekon: So now what?
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Jeska or Jekon: hang out here for a while or make a dramatic.exit?
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Acastus: "I say dramatic exit. I'll go into zero G if you like, bribe me to with something."
Acastus: "Bribe me now, and then zoom into space for the exit."
Acastus: "Then people can't follow you home."
Jeska or Jekon: we can fuck in space how.about that?
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Acastus: "Okay."
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Barchar: c'mon
Barchar: c'mon
Barchar: c'mon
Barchar: let's go space fucking
Jeska or Jekon: back to.the suit
Acastus: -He follows Jeska.-
: some students stare
Jeska or Jekon: hops in the suit and pulls.accy along
Acastus: -He gets Ito the suit, strapping in. Tightly.-
Acastus: "Are there handles in this?"
Jeska or Jekon: turns the suit and.pilots it to the closest air lock
Acastus: "Can I hold onto the something?"
Jeska or Jekon: places accy on her lap and strappedin with him
Acastus: "...Somewhat safer."
Jeska or Jekon: my thighs if makes you feel safer
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Jeska or Jekon: passes the codes ovee to the traffic controlers and the air lock opens into space
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Jeska or Jekon: drifts the suit in space as it freely floats
: the zero takes in effect
Jeska or Jekon: zero g*
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Jeska or Jekon: pilots the suit around the colony
Jeska or Jekon: not so bad right?
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Acastus: -He's holding onto the thighs tightly,-
: its pure space around them apart from the chair and HUD on the screens
Jeska or Jekon: you're quite scared huh
Jeska or Jekon: need somethimg to help?
Acastus: "Yes."
Jeska or Jekon: like what?
Jeska or Jekon: makes the zuit launch an anchor to the colony to hold there
Acastus: "Dunno."
Jeska or Jekon: you too scared to move?
Jeska or Jekon: reclines the chair to lay it down
Acastus: "This is terrifying."
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Jeska or Jekon: well just relax you head on me and close your eyes
Acastus: -He does.-
Acastus: -You can guess where he put his head./
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Jeska or Jekon: lets just nap then since youre scared
Acastus: "Alright..."
Acastus: "Sorry."
Barchar: -oh, Acastus, you and your boobs-
Barchar: -her boobs--whatever-
Jeska or Jekon: its fime
Acastus: "In probably the worst person to go have space sex with."
Jeska or Jekon: you could be morbidly obese
: ((https://listenonrepeat.com/?v=U2LhXOtsTLY#BONUS_DUCKS!
Acastus: "True."
Jeska or Jekon: but well try some day
Jeska or Jekon: after you get over spacs
Acastus: "Okay."
Acastus: "Yeah."
Jeska or Jekon: closes here eyes and naps
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Barchar: (Wouldn't it be great if my computer suddenly decided to actualy play overwatch normally)
Acastus: -He naps too.-
Barchar: (instead of taking like three minutes to load the player models)
: ((Rip))
Barchar: (well, I guess i'll find out)
Jeska or Jekon: (bed time gn
: ((Are your graphics quality settings turned down))
Barchar: (Not having polayed the game in months, thus meaning it might have been optimized, don't fail me now)
: ((Cause trust me))
Barchar: (h...to the lowest settings i could stand, iirc)
Barchar: (i don't remember what that actually was tho)
: ((Speed>pretty))
Barchar: (oh shit it was at high)
: ((If it looks like it should, and runs fast, you go with that option))
: ((Eyyyy))
Barchar: (yeah i'll try low)
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Barchar: (I hope this works because i want to enjoy this game goddammit)
Barchar: (i missed the entire summer games cause i felt all demoralized with how shit it ran)
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Barchar: (which was, i will freely admit, 100% my computer and not the game)
: ((Sey Everything to the lowest settings))
: ((What graphics processor do you have?))
Barchar: (uhhh)
Barchar: (i don't remember what exactly but it's an intel card, came with the laptop)
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Barchar: (I mean, look, my computer islike 2-3 years old and i haven't upgradd it at alll)
Barchar: (i probably need to get a new one sooner tather than later)
: ((What model is the computer.))
: ((and I can try to find some shit to help))
Barchar: (dell inspiron 1.5)
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Barchar: (but this shit is practically glued shut because i used to eat cereal at my desk like a fucknugget)
Barchar: (so trying to put anything new in it is unlikely)
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: Alright
: ((3000 5000 7000 or 7000 gaming
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Barchar: (whuh)
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: ((Those are the different types of Inspiron laptops))
Barchar: (it just says that it's a dell inspiron 15)
: K
Barchar: (i don't see any number that big)
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Fanta: still snugged in bed with gote fam
Barchar: (look dude, I really don't know much about computers. All I know is that this laptop is old and not great and I need a new one)
: ((Found it))
Hywel: -He be the snuggle too.-
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Colton: gote fam is also snuggle
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: ((Put allll your settings to the lowest))
: ((Hope for the best. Saw a video, saying they get 6-30 with the graphics card you have))
: ((6-30 fps*
Barchar: (fps isn't the problem)
Barchar: (fps is meh but playable)
: ((Oh))
: ((What's the problem then))
Barchar: (my problem is that it takes a while to load the character models when I first get in)
: ((Are your character models set to high quality?))
Barchar: (they shouldn't be)
Barchar: (after I put it on low)
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Barchar: (I think it has something to do with the amount of characters, somehow, cause super Shimada bros. Worked fine)
Barchar: (it just traces back to the fact that this is kind of a shit computer, and I just need to get a better one)
: ((Well yeah))
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Barchar: (oh, overwatch actually SAYS my card)
Barchar: (an Intel 4000 graphics card)
: ((oh.hh
: ((K))
Barchar: (yeah its not good)
Barchar: (it literally cannot run fo4 at al)
: ((You sure it's not the 4400?
Barchar: (I mean I might have misread)
: ((Because if it is, that's the bare minimum for overwatch))
: ((And should run okay))
Barchar: (then I guess I'm just under the acceptable minimum)
Fanta: ((This is why you play triple a games on console
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Barchar: (the enemy team has three fucking meis)
Barchar: (Push off)
Barchar: (Reap-ositioning)
: (("Beep."))
Barchar: ("Look at this team! We're gonna do great things')
: ((He doesn't say things))
Barchar: (oh)
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Barchar: (Why am I having so much fun with Ana I can't snipe st all)
Barchar: (justice is taking a nap)
Barchar: (oh damn got ultflanked by Justice and high noon)
Barchar: (fuck Ana feels so good to play tho)
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Barchar: (Every time I die, I feel so bad because those teammates on the point could have been saved if I was there, but when you're actually in the fight it's just)
Barchar: (good times)
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DamnDude: [[ Greetings, Owl Person ]]
Owl: ((Ello
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: ((I left the bonus ducks song on in listenonrepeat
: ((when i left to go shopping
: ((440 repeats
Owl: ((8279 Yuri flowers
Barchar: (BONUS)
Owl: ((IDEA!
: ((https://listenonrepeat.com/?v=U2LhXOtsTLY#BONUS_DUCKS!
Owl: ((I'm gonna make a character that is mighty, valiant, the classic 'save the princess'
Owl: ((Except he sucks with swords, bows, etc, and has to use completely off-the-fucking wall style weapons to survive
Owl: ((Like big sticks with an axe on the end.
Barchar: (...thats actually really fucking cool)
Owl: ((Like, he's an expert with any weapon except for the actual weapons
Barchar: ("Let me get this straight.")
Owl: (("You can barely hold a sword"
Owl: (("Yet I just saw you kill 10 men with a lamppost and a set of jumper cables."
: (("i learned the jumper cables from my dad"
DamnDude: [[ "Actually, the last three I just broke off one of their limbs and used that as a weapon." ]]
Barchar: ("But you can take on an army using a bucket tied to a rope")
: ((thats armed combat
Barchar: ("A FLAIL, THOUGH, NO SIR.")
Barchar: (no,its unarmed combat for the dead guy)
Owl: (("I've seen you literally break fingers with a slingshot"
Owl: (("Tet you've got sudden amazing aim with a t-shirt cannon"
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Barchar: ("You managed to beat the black knight with a door and an AC. ")
Owl: ((Anyone evr watch Mike the Knight
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DamnDude: [[ "Sir, Why did we give you a door as a weapon?" "He wasn't open to traditional weapons" ]]
Owl: ((Off course you have anyone who has a little sibling has seen it
: ((my brother has seen it
Barchar: (haven't even heard of it)
DamnDude: [[ I'm the youngest in my family, so no. ]]
Owl: ((Well, the kid on it
Ant: (( Wat ))
Owl: ((His sword keeps gretting replaced by stupid shit
: ((its just some cookie cutter childrens show but set in mideval times
Owl: ((Like feather dusters
Owl: ((Yeah pretty much Swood
Barchar: (Mmn)
Barchar: (I'm around kids maybe a day every other month)
Owl: (("Okay okay okay"
Owl: (("So you broke the spear"
Owl: "(("How did you get those kills?"
Owl: (("Well I used my shield"
Barchar: ("They have a handle, don't they?? ")
Owl: (("Your shield."
Owl: (("Yes, my shield."
Owl: (("Thats a goddamn plainw ooden shield, there's not even a spike or anything"
Owl: ((Basically, Dead Rising the character
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Barchar: ("The spear broke. But when you tied a razor to the end of a stick. ")
Ant: (( I looked up the show. That character desing makes me want to vom ))
Ant: ((*design))
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Ant: (( Good lord that is unpleasant to look at ))
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Ant: (( So I think cyotes or birds took the scorpion corpse. ))
Barchar: (So, you live in Arizona and?)
Barchar: (Ant*)
Ant: (( Unfortunately ))
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Ant: ((Imma shut up about it tho cause I keep coming on here and just complaining about it))
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Ant: (( I just gotta http://i.imgur.com/NDSybrP.jpg ))
: ((that picture is byotiful
Ant: (( Makes me wanna learn photoshop ))
Ant: (( http://imgur.com/a/8n2vi ))
Ant: (( That makes me wanna destroy photoshop ))
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Barchar: (how fucking fast does mei's ultimate charge)
Owl: ((Too fast
Barchar: (EVERY time we respawn she's got that shit up)
Owl: ((I have a pyro main friend I call Mr. Mmph
Owl: ((Cause I swear to god everytime I see him during our games he has a full phlog
Barchar: (does he plei mei)
Owl: ((At all times
Owl: ((He does actually play Mei in OW
Barchar: (mei is like a more obnoxious pyro)
Owl: ((She's A-Mei-Zing
Owl: ((And by that I mean she fucking hates children
Owl: ((I'm a 76 main <.<
Owl: ((Anyways
Owl: ((I'm gonna kill the girl
Owl: ((...That could've been phrased better
Owl: ((I'm gonna have the hospital they put Yu into effectively euthanize her due to her being in constant everlasting pain from the 'surgery'
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Barchar: (rip whoever Yu is)
Owl: ((She was actually kind of fun to RP
: ((Yu had fun rping them?
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: ((Mei's intimate charges pretty fast))
: ((First message. First goddamn message.))
: ((And a typo that ruins everything.))
Barchar: (So what you're saying is that mei is a slut)
: ((Mei-be.))
: ((hehe
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: ((Mei is adorable))
: ((Until she takes her jackets and stuff off))
: ((Then she's a slut))
: ((something something overwatch porn
Barchar: (its a power inhibitor)
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: ((http://pad2.whstatic.com/images/thumb/3/32/Annoy-Your-Neighbor-Step-20.jpg/aid762453-728px-Annoy-Your-Neighbor-Step-20.jpg
DamnDude: [[ So I found a SFV mods video and decided to find some myself, apparently they had Ed as M. Bison but because it's just a model swap, and the model used was kinda for one cutscene, it kinda looks shit. ]]
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Barchar: (thiw game is so goddamn fun now that it worka)
DamnDude: [[ The other issue with the mod is that it still has M. Bison's voice pack. ]]
Owl: http://prntscr.com/cbern4
Owl: ((Hmm
Owl: ((Mister Strange-Weapons could probably like, use other people a-
Owl: ((He could use a folding chair
Barchar: (That's not that strange a weapon)
Barchar: (...if he got a book on how to use a gun)
Barchar: (he'd use the book instead)
Owl: ((Head smashing 4 dummies
: ((hed cave someone's skull in by throwing the gun
Owl: ((Adds a whole new definition to 'htting a guy with glasses'
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DamnDude: [[ He'd remove the blade from the sword and fuck people up with the hilt ]]
Owl: ((Hi chime we're discussing Mr. Stupid Weapons
Owl: ((Yes
Gaster: ((*wheezes*
Owl: ((He can kill a man 16 ways with a lightbulb
Gaster: ((good afternoon everyone
Owl: ((Ey chime
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Gaster: ((my power went out at 5 am last night
DamnDude: [[ Wait, if he did the hilt strat against a specific race of people, he would be hilter, correct? ]]
Barchar: (This man is the navy seals copypasta)
Gaster: ((and uh... i lost everything for the test i was gonna do tonight
Owl: ((fuck
DamnDude: [[ Shit ]]
Barchar: (OH SHIT)
Fanta: ((Fuck
Gaster: ((yeah and the problem is i was writing it at like, 3 hours after i should have gone to bed
Gaster: ((so i remember jack shit
: ((damn
: ((rip
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Fanta: ((F
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: Fanta [Fanta] is now The Narrator [].
: Fuckit im gonna do this here too
Owl: ((So i'm gonna kill the little girl
Gaster: ((rip yu
: Nice
Owl: ((Yu is gonna get fucking euthanized by a hospital because of the intense pain from her surgery
Owl: ((Wonder if we'll be RPing a funeral
Owl: ((Kek
: (("type f to pay respects"
: They have a whole saved rp of a wedding in zebraspace
: It's stupid
Owl: ((>
Owl: ((Why
: Idfk
: ((y tho
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: "Gaster decides to leave his estranged marriage behind and live life as a nomadic fisherman salesman"
Gaster: wakes up, poking his head out of his covers. "No."
: "In Texas"
Gaster: "Absolutely not."
: "With your son billy joe jed jemimah o'halloran gaster"
Gaster: "... I... I don't think I have a child with that name..."
: ((billy joe jed jemimah o'halloran gaster best oc
Gaster: ((gaster: i'd rather open a pawn shop
: "Not yet you don't"
Gaster: ((*pawn stars theme begins playing*
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Gaster: "... Ooooh, no, I'm not going there."
: *billy joe jed jemimah o'halloran is now a font on all versions of word*
Barchar: "...i...do not want to know what just happened."
Gaster: feels a pounding in his head. He wonders if that's from a hangover or from annoyance.
Gaster: -It's probably both.-
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: "Barchar, after losing all of her money to an old one armed man only known as Steve, decides to go looking for a new business venture, seeing what's underneath scratch off cards before she buys them, and then selling the winning tickets for twice the price"
: Pretty sure you meant Texas but I'm gonna take that as a really strong hatred for tea.
Barchar: "...No lotteries in this dimension, asshole!"
Viridi: -You don't know what she's up to butch.-
Viridi: -Well actually you do.-
Viridi: -And it's not lotteries.-
: "Not yet"
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: ((This is fun to watch laharl
: ((An RP that's never done sad
Owl: ((HEh
: ((Have her wake up right as they start to do it
Owl: ((Oh man you know I will
Owl: ((She's gonna wake up right as the needle hits her
: ((Hehehehe
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Owl: Jack's tryna bullshit up a way for her to get healed
: Jack is a hack
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Gaster: ((oh my god smash just said "i can't wait to see the smile on her face"
Gaster: ((fucking rubbing it in
Owl: ((Smash is actually fuckin hilarious here
Owl: ((Like, I hate how he talks in 1st person OOC
Owl: ((But the fucker's hilarious
Gaster: ((jack: "please, doctor, use this unauthorized medical equipment"
: ((Smash just speaks his goddamn mind
Owl: (("That i've literally said i've only used twice"
Gaster: ((anyway looks like it's gonna rain so i'm gonna drive around while trying to pull a dnd campaign out of my ass
: ((Boy when I do what's gonna happen to coco's gonna be fun is be
: ((What the hell happened to that sentence
Gaster: ((i like driving in the rain, it's soothing
: ((Boy when I do what's gonna happen it coco it's gonna be fin
: ((Fuck
Gaster: ((... actually i'm gonna stick around until you're done her
: ((Who?
Gaster: ((*here
Gaster: ((with the whole yu gonna die thing
: ((Kek
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DamnDude: [[ What is happening over there ]]
Gaster: ((death and puns
Gaster: ((>dad offers my dog a chili-cheese fry
Gaster: ((>dog runs away
: ((This is an appropriate response to a chili-cheese fry
: ((chili-cheese fries are delicious
: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpJFhjw8ucc
DamnDude: [[ That is the appropriate response to mountain dew. ]]
Gaster: ((I like how people in the comments are like, "stop abusing the pupper" but she is clearly playing
: ((This motherfucker drinkin code white
: ((There is no response to code white other than that
Gaster: ((now, offering her code white, yeah, that's animal abuse
: ((That's orange flavored mountain dew
: ((Orange flavored.
: ((It's so bad
DamnDude: [[ Mountain dew is bad either way honestly ]]
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Gaster: ((rip yu
Gaster: ((rip ofna's feelings
DamnDude: [[ [s]And you are wrong if you think any other way[/s] ]]
: ((Orange flavor Mountain Dew isn't terrible))
: ((It's like Mountain Dew and Orange Fanta.))
: ((Rip yu
: ((The concept isn't bad
: ((But code white tastes like ass
: ((And not the good kind
: ((Brb wasn't aware there was a code white))
: ((Plus I fuckin hate orange fanta
Barchar: (she's wagging her tail, not crying)
: ((That's white out))
: ((White out, right
: ((You kixed white out and code red I think))
Gaster: ((alright, time to go drivin'
: ((I perfer midnight))
: ((And code red))
: ((And like, almost all of the kickstarts))
: ((Code red is good
: ((I like baja blast
: ((That too))
: ((I hate the COD mountain dew
Barchar: (orange fanta is the only fanta?)
: ((What))
: ((Dewshine is fuckin awesome
: ((Flame))
: ((One sec))
Gaster: ((there's grape fanta, pinapple fanta, strawberry, i think?
: ((Also berry
: ((Pineapple is great
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Barchar: (oh shit pineapple soda!?? )
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Barchar: (sign me the fuck up)
: ((http://culturepilot.net/~cmades/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Fanta002.jpg
: ((Why tf did Female Asriel turn into Fanta agin))
: Again*
Owl: ((Yes, Doctor Flint is a reverence to Yazan's char.
Owl: ((Why do you ask?
: ((Frisky made a typo
: ((Female!asriel = orange soda
: ((And it stuck
: ((10/10))
: ((I may do ZE tonight, or project red if you don't wanna do ZE
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Barchar: (>project red)
Barchar: (jesus christ slarvath how much secret bullshit have you got going on)
: ((project red isnt secret
: ((https://yt3.ggpht.com/-3MSkjXCEmG4/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/xKcBRArio4U/s48-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg
: ((download link'
Barchar: (hush ck)
Owl: ((I'd prefer Project Red, but ZE is better for everyone else
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: Hi Zero
DamnDude: [[ Compiling ]]
Zero I: 01010000 01100001 01110101 01101100 00100000 01010100 00101110 00100000 01001000 01101001 01110011 01101111 01110111 01100001
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DamnDude: [[ Binary? What are we here, jokers? ]]
: ))Paul T. Hisowa
Owl: ((PAul T. Hisowa
DamnDude: [[ Also I'm going to do this the... Never mind ]]
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: ((not a real person
DamnDude: [[ I WAS gonna do this by hand to test my knowledge, but I guess not. ]]
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Owl: ((Is it an anagram
Owl: ((or maybe Zero's just fucking with us
: ((I dunnooooooooo
: ((5949 anagrams found
: ((yeah im not reading that
Owl: ((Man, I need to stop killing my UW Frisks
Barchar: (its probably the real name of the programmer)
: ((google reveals nothing
Barchar: (or maybe even the real name of zero I themselves)
: ((google your name and you WILL find yourself
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Owl: ((Goddamn I think I just broke /r/UT
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: ((You did
: ((This is a funny
: ((Jesus christ the new jontron
: ((This is great
Owl: http://prntscr.com/cbfwnc
Owl: Oh no sorry Matik I get you're sad
Owl: Yu just got fucking euthanized by what was effectively her mother but ok
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: ((yee haw
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Jesus Syphon: ((hello
DamnDude: [[ I just used my ability to make people feel like shit with evidence in order to make them re-review after complete bull shit happened in my mod community ]]
Owl: ((Good job
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Jesus Syphon: ((gj
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DamnDude: [[ Basically, I had enough evidence to show that the vote for something I made was faulty as there weren't enough total votes for it, as one of the 'votes' wasn't actually a vote but them saying they didn't want to verify ]]
Owl: ((I should buy BoI
Owl: ((I'm gonna make a new steam account
Owl: ((And i'm gonna buy BoI, Lisa, atc
Owl: ((And just play the mods for them
DamnDude: [[ [s]And play my community mod when it comes out in 1000 years[/s] ]]
Owl: ((Egg's Luck: Northernlion Head item: Gaurantees a good pill reroll if any pills are in the room
Owl: ((Effectively lets you turn Bad Trips into Extra Health or Full Health
Barchar: (watching Jontron think the dark dungeons movie is actually serious is greT)
Jesus Syphon: ((does anyone know some games with really good soundtracks? maybe a specific song?
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: ((yes, undertale
Jesus Syphon: ((well yeah
Barchar: ([s]undertale[/s] )
Owl: ((Disgaea
Owl: ((Lord Laharl's Hymn is pretty good
Jesus Syphon: ((ty
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DamnDude: [[ I am being the ultimate compromiser right now. ]]
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Owl: >Serac is capable of fourth wall crossing which is why she knows Miyu fell off the Edge of the World
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Barchar: (How the fuck are you gonna do that with petra)
: ((Don't Speak Her Name is so good
: ((>Evil Version
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Owl: ((>Evil Vesion
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: ((>evil version
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Jesus Syphon: ((>Evil Version
Owl: ((Slarv were you joking with that
Owl: ((Cause i'll fucking put her in there
: ((Almost every rper
Gaster: ((okay, i'm back
: ((Has Fell!X
Gaster: ((i've got a pretty solid idea for the test
: ((Fell!Mimic, Fell!Serac
Owl: ((Fuck it i'm gonna start using Miyu for the fucking AU of the week in Tangy's server
Owl: ((I need a cat version of Miyu cause I think it's animal crossing this week
: ((And they're exactly the same as the normal characters except slightly more angry
DamnDude: [[ "I want to kill you" "So what?" ]]
Gaster: ((i like how my fell character is just kind of... done being angry and mean
Owl: ((I don't hink i've ever RPed a fell character
Owl: ((I've RPed some edgy shit
Owl: ((But no fell
DamnDude: [[ And he's a jolly prostitute ]]
Fellby: ((loving is more fun, if you know what i mean ~
Lua: (( *Throws new phone on the ground and smashes it* ))
Owl: ((THE FUCK?
Gaster: ((WHAT
Owl: http://prntscr.com/cbgvla
Jesus Syphon: ((i can't be surprised any more
DamnDude: [ ? ]
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Owl: ((Slarv how do I splice Shoe's head onto Miyu's body.
Owl: ((I need an Animal Crossing!Miyu
: MGS Soldier: !
: ((Mspaint
Jesus Syphon: ((miyoe?
Gaster: ((so anyway for my test later, i'll be having a character run a dnd game
: ((Oh my god this is gonna be aswheel all over again
Gaster: ((without stats because fuck calcing
Barchar: (ur welcome)
Jesus Syphon: ((>"hmm i should pick up some songs for the arc i'll do eventually"
Jesus Syphon: ((>half of it is fucking pokemon
Gaster: ((fucking pokemon? oooh myyyy
Jesus Syphon: ((i suppose it's better than being all pokemon
Lua: (( 'Oh my god, they're sending pictures of pokemon porn now. Why the fuck do I keep fixing this phone' ))
Jesus Syphon: ((brb
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Fellby: wanders in if anyone wants to do stuff IC.
Jesus Syphon: ((aw life you bitch
Jesus Syphon: ((you know those cheese slices
Jesus Syphon: ((i tried to open it
Jesus Syphon: ((and i ripped it off
Jesus Syphon: ((and i can't get the cheese oyt
: ((rip
Jesus Syphon: ((out
: ((high quality rip
Jäger Leyline: -enters the bar-
Fellby: ((no, it wasn't a high-quality rip
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Jäger Leyline: Hey Fireman
Fellby: "Hey, goat boy."
: ((low quality rip*
Barchar: "Hi Jager."
Jäger Leyline: seriously? I'm in my mid 20s you know
Jäger Leyline: hey babe
Jäger Leyline: sleep well?
Barchar: "Yeah, actually."
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Jäger Leyline: good
Jäger Leyline: How are you doing, fireman
Fellby: "Mid-twenties, huh? Well, I guess that makes me your elder."
Fellby: ((shit, gotta get dinner
Fellby: ((brb
Jesus Syphon: ((i am bad at choosing what i want to snack on
Jesus Syphon: ((i put barbecue sauce on a slice of cheese
Jäger Leyline: guess I should be calling you boy
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Elo: is currently having an adventure!
Elo: because I don't wanna wait till chapter 5 to rp him
Elo: cuz idk how long my break's gonna be
Azalea: k
Elo: if /r/undertale doesn't stab him he'll be there soon
Azalea: k
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Loni Leyline: (k)
: k
Jäger Leyline: Im going to go talk to hywel quick babe
Jäger Leyline: heads home and goes to their room
Jäger Leyline: knocks
Hywel: -He opens.-
Jäger Leyline: Hywel, Fnata?
Jäger Leyline: oh hey
Jäger Leyline: any plans on what to do with the Amado guy
Hywel: "I dunno."
Female Asriel: She's asleep
Jäger Leyline: Do you want him to stay here?
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Hywel: "Whatever you want, really. Not my house."
Jäger Leyline: well if you want to support him, he can stay
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Hywel: "Whwre is he?"
Colton: he's probably still with them. Slepgote.
Jäger Leyline: basement, in the prison
Jäger Leyline: I told you last night
Hywel: "...Oh yeah."
Hywel: "Get him out."
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Jäger Leyline: you have the key
Jäger Leyline: gave it to you last night
Hywel: "..."
Hywel: -He gives jäger the key.-
Jäger Leyline: Alright then, but hes your responsiblity
CryingEevee OOC: ((so, i played through the fallout 4 automaton dlc... only for bethesda to happen and the final fight broke leaving it uncompletable))
Jäger Leyline: unless you wanna pay me back that is
Jesus Syphon: ((rip
CryingEevee OOC: ((i managed to use the console to... half complete it))
CryingEevee OOC: ((but it's still borked))
Hywel: -He nods.-
: ((rip
Jäger Leyline: raises his eye brow
Jäger Leyline: you want to pay me back?
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think i should just make a new character. but that's five hours wasted because of the fight breaking))
Hywel: "Depends on with what."
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Jäger Leyline: another bonding night
CryingEevee OOC: ((welp, i'm gonna go back in, not sure if i want to keep going with my character or start a new one. maybe start one with a tf2 character challenge))
Hywel: -He sighs.-
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Jäger Leyline: your choice
Elo: there's a knock at the door
Hywel: "Jager, I get it. You want gay sex. Go find someone who'll give you that. I honestly couldn't give a damn what happened to him."
Jäger Leyline: shrugs
Hywel: "Just let him off somewhere he can make a living."
Hywel: "How about the bar?"
Jäger Leyline: alright fine
Jäger Leyline: but we are going to the range soon enough
Hywel: "Sure."
Hywel: "Remind me, was it okay if Azalea and Loni went?"
Elo: is outside your door, waiting
Jäger Leyline: yeah totally
Loni Leyline: -goes to the door and opens it-
Azalea: -She follows.-
Hywel: "Good. They both can learn how. Well, azalea knows a lot."
Elo: http://imgur.com/a/l9q90
Jäger Leyline: Ive tauht loni on the side, just told her nnot to tell anyone
Azalea: "...E-Elo?"
Loni Leyline: Elo?
Barchar: hoo boi, you're gonna keep him at the bar. This is gonna be some flavor of fun.
Azalea: "You... Look much better, honestly."
Elo: his eyes widen, smiling some before he just passes the fuck out
Azalea: "How has... Existing been-"
Azalea: "..."
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Elo: is now on the ground
Azalea: -She picks him up.-
Azalea: "...Okay."
Azalea: -She brings him int the house, and heads to their room.-
Elo: his skin squishes when you touch it
Azalea: -Ew.-
Elo: the stitch marks are leaking.. stuff upon any amount of pressure
Elo: not blood, just.. stuff
Loni Leyline: Elo can you hear me?
Azalea: -She lies him on the bed.-
Owl: ((OOh character idea
Elo: he doesn't have eyelids so he looks kinda awake, aside from the fact he's not moving
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Owl: ((I like the concept of Death Merchants
Elo: aside from the occasional twitch
Loni Leyline: grabs some rags and cleans up any mess
Loni Leyline: Hes not....transformed anymore
Azalea: "...Tahts debatable."
Azalea: -She tries to wipe up the obvious blood on the body. Just to make him look a bit cleaner.-
Loni Leyline: ...hes closer to normal
Loni Leyline: did someone try and fix him?
Elo: he was quite literally cut apart from that, and stitched back into something that would somewhat resemble his normal body
Elo: mezzaluna is the best nurse ever
Azalea: "I guess."
Loni Leyline: ......
Elo: is breathing heavily
Loni Leyline: is there any way to fix this?
Azalea: -Is she able to clean the wounds? At least the ones on the surface.-
Azalea: -Cause this would be hard to look at.-
Azalea: "...Not sure."
Elo: she can wipe them off and get the.. stuff off them
Elo: they're still red and raw, though
Azalea: "...Poor Elo..."
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Miyu: Damn! Remind me never to get horribly mutiliated near Mezza.
Loni Leyline: we should bandage him up
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Loni Leyline: gets the first aid
Jäger Leyline: -is too busy hitting oh Hywel to have seen Elo-
Hywel: "..."
Loni Leyline: applies bandages to the wound areas
Elo: loni will run out of bandages before she even finishes the face then
Owl: ((OKAY
Elo: most of his epidermis is patched together like a quilt
Owl: ((So i'm gonna use Owl's art for /r/UT
Owl: ((And make them seem all dramatic and shit
Loni Leyline: ...I'm going to need a lot more
Owl: ((But really they're jsut a frisk in a cloak trying to sell their stuff cause they never found Temmie Village
Azalea: "Oh..."
Loni Leyline: .....
Azalea: "..."
Elo: he wakes up
Elo: you can tell because his eyes move
Azalea: "...Hey, Elo."
Loni Leyline: Hello Elo
Loni Leyline: its good to see you again
Elo: "A-azzalea.. Lloni.."
Elo: reaches out a jerky, twitching hand
Azalea: -She holds it./
Elo: it is naturally, covered in-FUCK
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: High Feast Laharl [Owl] is now High Feast Laharl [Literally Satan].
Literally Satan: "Hey Azazel, you got a sister?"
Jesus Syphon: covered in fuck
Loni Leyline: ......
Loni Leyline: ...I know...this isn't back to normal and....it likely hurts....but I'm glad you're still alive
Loni Leyline: we'll....fix this
Azalea: -She doesn't add to that.-
Loni Leyline: we'll find....somethnig
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Elo: keeps breathing
Azalea: "..."
: Elo [Elo] disconnected.
Azalea: "I'm... Should we have killed you...?"
Loni Leyline: What!? No!
Azalea: "I'm asking him..."
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Elo: "I'm sssorry.."
Elo: well, you can probably tell by the look on his face he's in excruciating pain
Azalea: "...Shoul we have...?"
Elo: "W-what..?"
Elo: his speech is very fucked
Elo: from now on I'm not gonna type like hellaton
Elo: just know that everything he says is fucked
Azalea: "Does it... Hurt too much. Should we haves ended the suffering...?"
Elo: "H-hurts.."
Elo: several patches of skin are twitching, seemingly independently
Loni Leyline: ....
Azalea: "...Should... Would you rather just... Have it end?"
Elo: "..."
Loni Leyline: ..please....Azalea.....there has to be way
Azalea: "...I... I don't know..."
Azalea: "I don't think T here is..."
Elo: he's still tryna grab someone's hand
Loni Leyline: lets him
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Loni Leyline: grabs it back
Loni Leyline: ...thats what everyone said about me
Ant: (( So apparently role playing is satanic... ))
Loni Leyline: everyday in excruciating misery, incredible pain from just doing the simplest things
: ((why do we do this?
Jesus Syphon: ((oh nooooooooo
Jesus Syphon: ((we are satanists
: ((for the glory of saton of course?
: ((yep
Loni Leyline: looking like a freak, with no consistency in how I looked
Jesus Syphon: ((time to wear satin every day
Elo: he just holds her hand, looking at her
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Ant: (( It's the devil in diguise. All the dungeon masters work for the shadow government. ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((stan is a cool guy))
Azalea: "I know but... You were sick... He's... Cursed, or something."
Jesus Syphon: ((dm's are attempting to get people to live in a fantasy to where satan is god
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Jesus Syphon: ((that third to does not need to exist
Ant: (( "I haven't seen rpging like this in 15 years" ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((what about a fantasy where god is satan but satan is also satan?))
Jesus Syphon: ((what about a fantasy where everything is satan?
Jesus Syphon: ((yes
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, we did.))
Elo: ((Ey chime how much test do u got tonight
: ((the part with chuthulo in the movie tho
Loni Leyline: I was sick with an artificially created disease that had a 100 % mortality rate
Ant: (( Everything is satan. Everything is cool when you're burning in hell))
Literally Satan: Laharl is vacant right now, something abotu owls.
Literally Satan: But good ol' satan can do you good!
Literally Satan: Whatcha need?
Elo: he nuzzles her hand, whimpering
CryingEevee OOC: ((also quick give me a tf2 class to play as in fallout 4))
: Hey satan, do you like to ARRR PEEEE
Elo: ((Medic
Azalea: "...I know."
: ((pryo
Loni Leyline: sickness can be cured
: ((pryo is confirmed 10th class
Loni Leyline: curses can be lifted
CryingEevee OOC: ((not medic, maybe pyro))
Literally Satan: ((Scout
: ((not pyro, pryo
Loni Leyline: he can be saved
CryingEevee OOC: ((scooty bootyman))
Literally Satan: Yes actually, I RP a lot!
CryingEevee OOC: ((what do you rp as, satan?))
Jesus Syphon: What is RP? All I know is arrrrrrrrrr peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Loni Leyline: holds his head
Azazel: He RPs as little girls
CryingEevee OOC: ((i know you rped as a snake once))
Azazel: He likes the name princess
Azalea: "..."
Ant: (( Don't forget that Anime is also satanic. ))
Elo: is just breathing heavily, it's very audible, like he has a hard time doing it
Loni Leyline: we need to ask Shoe
Elo: a note pops in
CryingEevee OOC: ((just everything is satanic))
Elo: 'He's your problem now I'm on vacation'
Jesus Syphon: ((except satan
CryingEevee OOC: ((you know what would actually be the best plot twist? if jesus was a satanist))
DamnDude: (( At one point, eating is satanic ))
Ant: (( I should make a sins list. Just for shits and giggles ))
Literally Satan: Well.
Literally Satan: I RP as Adaline.
Literally Satan: Occasionally Reserve Shooter-using Pyros.
Loni Leyline: Shoe please?
Ant: (( 1. LGBTQ stuff 2. atheism 3. Listening to Led Zeppelin sometimes is probably a sin 4. Metal music is definitely a sin ))
Elo: 'no'
Loni Leyline: there has to be something I can do to help him,
Azalea: "...I don't think so..."
Ant: (( 5. Watching Supernatural probably ))
Jesus Syphon: ((metal music is a sin? rip
Loni Leyline: just information would be helpful
CryingEevee OOC: ((okay, so i shall play as a scooty bootyman. i'm not sure if i should be allowed or not allowed to increase my S.P.E.C.I.A.L. stats with perks))
: ((ARRR PEEE JEEEES are also a sin
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Elo: 'not me, your problem, this is the last note, i have cat shit to do'
Ant: (( 6. RPS 7. Using the lawd's name in vane ))
Ant: ((*vain))
Jesus Syphon: (vane
Ant: (( Shit wait...which vane is it? ))
Elo: ((Vayna
Jesus Syphon: ((weathervane
Ant: (( 8. saying shit just now ))
Loni Leyline: ....I got him like 2 cases of tuna though.....
CryingEevee OOC: ((what do you guys think? should i be able to increase my special with perks or not do that?))
Elo: his hands twitch
Barchar: (sure?)
Jesus Syphon: ((>"If you lose this [i]very[/i] important thing, I won't do this very important thing for you later in your life"
Loni Leyline: holds on to it
Ant: (( 9. laughing at christain movies 10. lauging the westboro baptist church 11. Star Wars...? ))
Jesus Syphon: ((>loses it instantly
Barchar: (12. Pokémon)
Ant: (( Yeah everything is a sin really. ))
Barchar: (That's the whole point of the thing)
Elo: ((Jacking off, surprisingly not a sin
CryingEevee OOC: ((harry potter is apparently a sin))
Ant: (( 12. Believing in my own abilities instead of relying on god ))
Elo: ((Someone asked my pastor once
Azalea: "...He's in pain..."
Barchar: (you can't NOT be a sinner, so obviously you need to go to God!)
Elo: ((He said he didn't remember any passage
Loni Leyline: I know that azalea!
Loni Leyline: is getting upset
Jesus Syphon: ((i wonder if there is a human being that has never sinned ever
Ant: (( Oh right we all have original sin or some shit ))
Elo: he attempts to hug Loni
Elo: ((dae jesus
Jesus Syphon: ((isn't striving to not sin a sin though
Barchar: (Jesus. Cause you know, he never got angry or anything.)
Literally Satan: "You got a sister/"
CryingEevee OOC: ((what if it's a sin to die, like in anyway way at all.))
DamnDude: [[ Jacking off is like a person to person thing when it comes to being a sin for some reason. ]]
Loni Leyline: hugs back
Ant: (( I think it is tho ))
Azazel: "I'm not answering until you add the right amount of Zas"
Elo: ((Because everyone does it and the people who say it's a sin are liars
Barchar: (basically sin is fuckin bullshit and it can go die in heklfife)
Jesus Syphon: ((heklfife
Jesus Syphon: ((how horrifying
Barchar: (heklfife sounds like a monster from a 90s show)
Literally Satan: He sighs.
Literally Satan: And goes through the entire tame, for several hours.
Elo: ((I got confirmed when I was 12 I've got my free ticket if shit's actually real
Barchar: ("Raaarrr, I'm marketable!)
Jesus Syphon: ((kek
Jesus Syphon: ((man if only i was funny
Elo: he's weak, naturally
: ((Whats satan's favorite pokemon? Considering pokemon is satanic
Literally Satan: "Now!"
Elo: ((Chatot
Ant: (( If shit's real I'm so fucked. But like if god wants us not to sin maybe HE should say something instead of having people pickett funerals ))
Literally Satan: Vivillion.
Literally Satan: "Got a sister?"
Azalea: "...I don't want to see him go either... But if it comes to that..."
Jesus Syphon: ((i guess it's nice to know there is an infinite amount of timelines where i am funny
: ((nope
Azalea: "...He's in pain... And it's to end that, not him..."
Azazel: "You realize I would have told you already if I had a sister"
Jesus Syphon: ((by being one of the not funny ones, one funny one can appreciate being funny
Elo: he nuzzles the side on Loni's head, the blood is drying so it's not as squishy anymore
Literally Satan: "Oh, so no relation to a girl named Azalea?'
Literally Satan: "You've got simular names, I needed to know incase I needed to kill her for an extra demon."
Ant: walks in
Azazel: "Just because I'm black doesn't make me related to these people, and what the fuck? No."
Jesus Syphon: ((simular
Jesus Syphon: He wakes up, stretching. "Hey."
Loni Leyline: starts crying
Literally Satan: "Alright, now."
Literally Satan: "I got a mission for you."
Loni Leyline: so then why didn't you stop my pain then!
Literally Satan: "I'm nominating every passager of the titanic for the ice bucket challenge, and I need you to just, kinda."
Literally Satan: "Shove an iceberg infront of it."
Ant: "Oh...is that...satan?"
Loni Leyline: do you know how much it hurt to simply walk across my room!
Jesus Syphon: Satan isn't here
Jesus Syphon: He is in hell
Jesus Syphon: With Azazel
Elo: he was already crying
Ant: walks in
Ant: "Oh hey jesus"
Jesus Syphon: "Hey."
Azazel: "You realize the titanic already went down right? That happened without me doing shit"
Jesus Syphon: "What's up?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((welp, i'm going back into the nuclear apocalypse.))
Jesus Syphon: Bye CE don't die
Literally Satan: "I'm talking about the other one."
CryingEevee OOC: ((bai.))
Literally Satan: "I've got tons of money on being able to sink a titanic in a random timeline."
Literally Satan: "WIthout moving from my chair."
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Ant: "Can you hold this for a sec?" They hand Jesus a steering apparatus.
Barchar: (yeah, the people on the titanic were saved by a squid, and then they went to atlantis)
Jesus Syphon: "Sure." He holds it.
Elo: ((See
Elo: ((That's in one of the ZE games
Elo: ((Also in the same ZE game
Jesus Syphon: oh yesssssssssss
Jesus Syphon: friessssssssss
Ant: takes a picture of jesus taking the wheel
Azazel: "Fine, you better get actual shitty movies instead of cheap netflix shit with this money though."
Ant: "Cool, thanks."
Azalea: "..."
Azalea: "Loni..."
Elo: ((An egyptian mummy
Jesus Syphon: He smiles last second as he realizes a picture is being taken.
Loni Leyline: hugs Elo
Jesus Syphon: "No problem."
Elo: ((Frozen in ice that only melts at 96 degrees
Azalea: "I didn't..."
Azazel: "So, which Titanic do we sink exactly?"
Literally Satan: "I mean, I can get us Birdemic."
Elo: hugs back
Jesus Syphon: If 97 degrees, it explodes
Loni Leyline: ...no you didn't.....
: ((Both))
Literally Satan: "And year old jontron."
Elo: ((No it melts
Jesus Syphon: INSIDE
Literally Satan: "The one from that one timeline where they chuck little girls in lava."
Azalea: "...You... I was happy when I was with you... You seemed happy too..."
Azazel: "We also better celebrate christmas in hell like a few years back"
Loni Leyline: and hes happy when he is with us
Jesus Syphon: "Anyway, what's up?"
Azalea: "...Its not the same with anyone else...."
Azazel: "I want my Santa hat"
Loni Leyline: right...elo?
Azalea: "...To me, anyways."
Elo: ((Ze is a fun game
Elo: "H-happy.."
Elo: "It h-hurts but.. I-I'm.. happy..."
Azazel: "Also which timeline is that, there's a lot of fucked up people who get he volcano treatment.
Azazel: "Hell, I'm pretty sure I heard someone the people in the bar know did that at one point"
Azazel: "The getting thrown in part"
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Loni Leyline: ....
Literally Satan: "I mean, literally just need you to sink ANY titanic."
Elo: ((Now, I made my ZE's plot not as... [i]different[/i] as that one
Literally Satan: "Try the titanic in the furry timeline, I think it just left the port."
Loni Leyline: goes to the TV and puts in a movie, a bootleg copy of the Overwatch movie
Loni Leyline: and we can still have fun
Loni Leyline: I can make him happy
Loni Leyline: sits next to him
Azazel: "Ay Ay, Captain" -And he zooms off to sink the Furry Titanic-
Ant: "Aren't you supossed to be up, Jesus?"
Elo: he lies in bed, looking at the tv
Jesus Syphon: "...Hmm?"
Elo: twitching
Jesus Syphon: "You mean in heaven?"
Jesus Syphon: "Nah, remember, I'm also Syphon."
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Loni Leyline: hugs him
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Schyroton [Schyroton].
Ant: "So like...half up?"
Loni Leyline: Elo.....do you...want food or something to drink?
Elo: "Just.. need to s-sit..."
Jesus Syphon: "...Sure?"
Azalea: -She sits on the bed./
Jesus Syphon: "I wouldn't know but maybe I'm also in heaven."
Elo: again, he squishes upon being hugged
Ant: "Is there a way to like...check?"
Azalea: "...Has anyone figured anything out on how to fix this?"
Jesus Syphon: Jesus can just go to heaven whenever, right
Jesus Syphon: I don't know a lot about Jesus
Jesus Syphon: Am agnostic
Loni Leyline: just st and relax Elo
Elo: "M-miss.. Mezzaluna f-fixed me.."
Ant: (( Jesus can do whatever probably ))
Elo: "This was t-the best she could do.."
Loni Leyline: Can she help more?
Loni Leyline: is there another way to help?
Loni Leyline: make things better?
Jesus Syphon: "Probably." He suddenly begins ascending. Before he ghosts through the ceiling, he gives a thumbs up.
Elo: "D-don't know.."
Elo: "Everything hurts.."
Ant: "Well then."
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Jesus Syphon: I assume there's a heaven in CaU timeline
Loni Leyline: maybe people at the bar might know something
Ant: (( There's probably everything ))
Jesus Syphon: He eventually comes down. "...There is a Jesus up there actually, but he's not half-Syphon."
Jesus Syphon: :OOOOOOOOOOO
Elo: ((The king is a goat person
Jesus Syphon: Asgore is Satan confirmed
Ant: ((also subways are satanic))
DamnDude: [[ By that logic, digging at all is satanic ]]
Ant: ((and graves))
Jesus Syphon: That means we can create a saying 'go dig a hole' aka 'go to hell'
Elo: "I w-wanted to find you.."
Elo: "I w-wanted to find you.. it's b-been so.. long.."
Ant: (( Go dig a hole ya fucks ))
Elo: ((Thanks msparp
Jesus Syphon: test
Loni Leyline: ...how long has it been?
Jesus Syphon: hey, at least lately parp has only been dying for like 15 seconds at a time
Elo: "I.. I t-think a y-year... maybe more"
Loni Leyline: ...a year!?
Loni Leyline: I saw you about a week and half ago
Elo: "..."
Loni Leyline: oh my god Elo
Elo: "W-what..?"
Loni Leyline: I'm so sorry
Loni Leyline: hugs on tightly to him
Elo: whimpers
Elo: yes, hug the person with horrible injuries on his whole body tightly
Loni Leyline: cries a bit
Loni Leyline: stops
Elo: is wincing
Loni Leyline: ...sorry
Ant: (( I hadn't actually watched the whole Jontron yet. holy shit. How is the original movie not parody? ))
Elo: "H-hurt.."
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Elo: ((The movie might be
Elo: ((The tract is not
Barchar: (the movie is)
Barchar: (100%)
Ant: (( But didn't they get the rights? ))
Jesus Syphon: ((whole jontron...?
Jesus Syphon: ((what happened
Elo: ((See, to a normal person, Jack Chick's stuff sounds like a goddamn parody
Barchar: (It was done by a group named Zombie Orpheus, and they're very much not anti-dnd)
Barchar: (They made three dang movies called the gamers about it)
Jesus Syphon: ((oh this is stuff on his new video
Ant: (( There's a new jontron. I was referencing it when I said that RPGs are sin ))
Elo: "I was in a-a facility.."
Jesus Syphon: ((haven't seen it yet
Elo: "T-they.. they f-fixed me"
Barchar: (skip the first one, watch dorkness rising, maybe see hands of fate)
GLaDOS: not hers
Loni Leyline: ....
Loni Leyline: as best as they could
Fellby: ((okay, back
Ant: (( Thank god It's parody. Or satan or whatever. ))
Jesus Syphon: Wb
Schyroton: ((hi
Loni Leyline: ....I wish...I wish I knew how to make things better
Jesus Syphon: Hi MV
Schyroton: ((ive been here lol
Elo: "P-please.. don't kill me.."
Jesus Syphon: o
Barchar: (That whole 'Shadow! Shadow? Shadow...' bit was actually a reference to the gamera)
Fellby: is in the bar.
Elo: ((We have 7/9 ZEers here
Jesus Syphon: He told Ant a thing.
Elo: ((If yall wanna do it tonight
Ant: (( What? ))
Jesus Syphon: hmmm
Schyroton: ((im up for se
Fellby: ((not really
Schyroton: ((*ze
Schyroton: ((oh
Jesus Syphon: eh
Jesus Syphon: ze is nice but three days in a row
Fellby: ((i was gonna try my system out tonight
Jesus Syphon: ech
Loni Leyline: I wont
Barchar: (Xykon the lich is also a reference, to Order of the Stick, a..not 100% dnd webcomic, but based on tabletop gaming)
Schyroton: ((oh right
Loni Leyline: I will never give up on you
Jesus Syphon: Never gonna give you up
Jesus Syphon: Never gonna let you down
Jesus Syphon: Never gonna run around and
Loni Leyline: please, just promise me to never give up yourself
Jesus Syphon: Desert you
Jesus Syphon: Fucking
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Elo: "Ok.."
: Schyroton [Schyroton] is now Nyxem [Nyxem].
Elo: hugs her lightly
Elo: "I m-missed you.."
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Nyxem: http://i.imgsafe.org/a26edb02c6.png enters the bar(but the eye gear has a teal center)
Jesus Syphon: "Hey."
Literally Satan: I can't find the thing you used to make those things
Nyxem: Hello.
Literally Satan: OH BY THE WAY
Literally Satan: I LET /r/UT MAKE A Z.
Nyxem: ((syndrone online
Nyxem: ((oh no
Literally Satan: KEK
Jesus Syphon: A Z?
Nyxem: ((lol
Fellby: looks up. "Ah, hello."
Jesus Syphon: What's a Z
Nyxem: Hello there.
Ant: (( gtg ))
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Jesus Syphon: Bye Ant
Nyxem: ((cya
Fellby: ((how fitting that there's a jontron about dnd the day i test my thing
Nyxem: 's eye gear is turning slowly, while their shoulder things are rotating constantly, at a moderate pace.
Fellby: "And who might you be, cutie?"
Nyxem: I am Nyxem, and you?
Epsilon: [color=#ffdab9][sub]"Fucking ripoffs"[/sub][/color]
Fellby: "The name's grillby, but you can call me fellby."
GLaDOS: also she's here i guess
Nyxem: ((ok, it fucks me up to know klinklang is 2' tall
Jesus Syphon: ...
Nyxem: It is nice to meet you.
Loni Leyline: lightly hugs bak
Jesus Syphon: Klinklang is 2' wut
Loni Leyline: I missed you too
Nyxem: ((I KNOW
Jesus Syphon: To be fair, pokemon heights are fucked
Jesus Syphon: And maybe weights but more so heights
Nyxem: ((ok the worst thing in pokemon heights is mismagius. you expected a 5' tall ghost witch but nope 3'
Barchar: wait wait wait
Barchar: is that six feet
Barchar: or six inches
Barchar: or two*
Nyxem: though, is 6'3".
Nyxem: ((feet
GLaDOS: "Hello, again."
Literally Satan: Look up the size of joltik and nidoranfemale
Barchar: (okay)
Fellby: ((wow apperantly if you play dnd you're freaking hot http://prntscr.com/cbhux7
Nyxem: Ah, hello.
Barchar: ('cause a tiny little six-inch klinklang would be adorablw)
Barchar: (You mean if you're an rpg-er)
Barchar: (also yeah he is an attractive man)
Barchar: (I want him to RP my G)
Nyxem: ((flabébe is 4" but i assume that includes the flower
Jesus Syphon: Wooper is 1'4"
Barchar: (After all, homosexuality is a sin bby ;)
Fellby: ((holy fuck is there a rave going on while they play rpgs
Nyxem: Are the padded features to your liking?
Jesus Syphon: He sits on the couch and plays with wine bubbles.
Jesus Syphon: Galvantula is almost 2x the size of Wooper
Jesus Syphon: That's fucking scary
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GLaDOS: "I couldn't care less. Jason, however, finds them quite useful. Thus, I suppose the answer is yes.
Nyxem: Ah.
Fellby: ((holy shit there's a goddamn dominatrix in this rpg thing
Nyxem: Well, they're doing the job, yes?
Nyxem: ((i would cry
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Jesus Syphon: four
Fellby: glances between the two.
Jesus Syphon: BUT STILL
Jesus Syphon: wait nvm i see what you mean
Nyxem: ((like, if i saw a vespiquen irl id cry
Fellby: ((you know someone wants to fuck vespiqen
Jesus Syphon: if i saw almost any pokemon i would cry
Jesus Syphon: they're not spooky when they're cartoony and shit
Jesus Syphon: but if you saw a fucking gastly irl or something
Nyxem: ((theres no logical reason for steelix to be as big as steelix is
GLaDOS: "...What."
Nyxem: Working as they should!
Literally Satan: ((Gastly is a beac ball effectively
Jesus Syphon: HAUNTER IS---YEAH
Nyxem: ((BUT GENGAR IS four eleven
Jesus Syphon: wow
Fellby: ((gengar is short
Jesus Syphon: i mean
Nyxem: ((sadako
Jesus Syphon: gengar is sort of respectable
Fellby: ((there's a reason sadako's only like
Jesus Syphon: but the other fucking two
Fellby: ((five feet tall
Jesus Syphon: especially haunter
Nyxem: ((i thought gastly would be three three
Nyxem: ((when i found out haunter is closer to my height thn gengar is it fucked me up
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Jesus Syphon: god is only 10 feet? huh
Jesus Syphon: and darkrai is almost 5 feet wut
Nyxem: (excluding legs
Jesus Syphon: oh, true
Nyxem: ((with legs id assume darkrai is 9'6"
Fellby: orders a drink.
GLaDOS: "..." she shrugs, sitting up straight, looking forward
Nyxem: orders some oil. There are enough robots who come here to warrant a can of oil.
Jesus Syphon: Grillby probably serves almost everything
Nyxem: Y'know how Jenny Wakeman has cans of oil with straws? That's kind of what Nyxem is drinking.
Jesus Syphon: Every time I look at Scolipede I like them a little bit more
Barchar: (http://scotchtapeofficial.tumblr.com/post/149614898722/aztechnology-revolver-drive)
Nyxem: ((klinklang is 2' tall but weighs as much as i do
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Jesus Syphon: when i look through the pokedex i realize i like a lot more pokemon than i thought
Fellby: ((hoooly shit was that poorly translated lovecraft?
Jesus Syphon: ffs
Elo: is sobbing
Nyxem: ((I WEIGH LIKE 80KG
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Jesus Syphon: ...
Jesus Syphon: Solosis, Duosion
Jesus Syphon: But no tri-something
Jesus Syphon: Fucking Gamefreak
Jesus Syphon: Why you do this
Nyxem: ((reuni:reunite
Nyxem: ((reuniclus is reunited nucleus
Jesus Syphon: Oh huh
Nyxem: ((solosis is solo mitosis
Jesus Syphon: Oh huh
Literally Satan: ((Huh, so that was a fun experiment
Nyxem: ((duosion is duo... uh, fusion ithinl
Jesus Syphon: Alright
Literally Satan: ((I used a Frisk and used solely They/Them, and everyone in /r/UT defaulted as Female for them
Fellby: (("all she was good for was reading the necronomicon and summoning cthulu" that was delivered very casual
Jesus Syphon: Wut
Nyxem: ((me
Jesus Syphon: Vanilluxe is 4 feet
Nyxem: ((no
Nyxem: ((my friend april is that sentence, chime
Jesus Syphon: ...Aw dammit
Nyxem: puts a bit of oil near their gears and joints before sipping the rest.
Jesus Syphon: Now I see Jellicent's face thing as a huge mustache
Barchar: (that's the kple chime)
Barchar: (joke*)
Barchar: (i pulled a laharl)
Nyxem: ((OK
Jesus Syphon: Not quite a Laharl
Jesus Syphon: A Laharl is fucking the entire sentence
Jesus Syphon: Jellicent is pretty cutre
Jesus Syphon: cute
Jesus Syphon: Why isn't Alomomola Luvdisc's evolution
Jesus Syphon: It really should be
Nyxem: ((i have a shiny jellicent his name is cthulhu