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Chiaki Nanami: ((Jesus fucking christ

Chiaki Nanami: ((That's so bad

Gaster: ((i just got the link to work for me and god

Gaster: ((do you want some butter for your corn there

Owl: ((ikr

Chiaki Nanami: ((That's not komaeda

Chiaki Nanami: ((That's not even remotely komaeda-ey

Chiaki Nanami: ((Komaeda's just fucking insane

Owl: (("Komaeda is in love with all the hope in the entire house's hearts"

Owl: ((I'm fucking quoting that word for word

Chiaki Nanami: ((Good lord, ok

Chiaki Nanami: ((Komaeda's whole schtick in danganronpa is that he's insane about creating hope

Chiaki Nanami: ((But fucking hell

Chiaki Nanami: ((That's so wrong

Owl: ((Like I don't wach DR

Owl: ((But I could figure that NOBODY is that nice in DR

Owl: ((Without being mental

Chiaki Nanami: ((Komaeda is mental

Chiaki Nanami: ((But he's a psychopath

Chiaki Nanami: ((And a mass murderer

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Gaster: ((hi mv

Schyroton: ((hi

Schyroton: ((sorry im late i had to deal with family and one revealed themself as a transphobe so thats fun

Gaster: ((yiiikes

Alien: ((ah))

Alien: ((also happy birthdaaayyyy

Schyroton: ((in front of their trans niblings

Alien: ((again

Schyroton: ((ty

Gaster: ((sorry you had to deal with that on your birthday

Alien: ^

Schyroton: ((yeah

Schyroton: ((it sucks

Schyroton: ((also, clarification: nibling: gender neutral/plural term for nieces and nephews, used rarly but

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Gaster: is still in the bar.

Jesus Syphon: ((back, and happy birthday, and wow that does suck

Jesus Syphon: He is also in the bar.

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Schyroton: ((ty for the birthgay message

Alien: ((the birthgay message

Schyroton: ((on the plus side my sibling got me a hilarious card

Gaster: ((... is that on purpose

Alien: ((nice

Schyroton: ((yes

Schyroton: ((it's a 'hooray you're 1' thing but they edited it heavily

Schyroton: ((they drew eye bags and an essay on the teddy bear

Schyroton: ((is ze going on rn

Alien: ((no

Gaster: ((no

Jesus Syphon: ((no, and we may not do it today

Schyroton: ((ok

Alien: ((not enough people

Gaster: ((it's just quiet today

Gaster: wiggles his wings a little, wondering if he should take to the sky.

Schyroton: ((btw, this happened last night: http://i.imgsafe.org/23067128ea.jpeg

Schyroton: enters. "Hhey."

Gaster: "Hey there."

Jesus Syphon: "Hey."

Schyroton: goes by Gaster almost immediately. "Ssorry I was hhhhome late lalast night."

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Gaster: "It's fine. I don't want to be your... leash."

Schyroton: Iit's... not ththat. I donn't want yyou to worrrry about me for not beiiing home whnen I usually am.

Gaster: "I knew where you were."

Schyroton: ...Oh. Riiight.

Owl: i gtg

Schyroton: sits down, looking away. "Ssorry."

Schyroton: ((rip, cya

Jesus Syphon: bye laharl

Gaster: "It's okay, really."

Schyroton: ...Aalright.

Schyroton: seems relieved at that.

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Schyroton: ((hi ce, happy birth

Gaster: "I'm not going to keep track of every little thing you do."

CryingEevee OOC: ((thank. happy birth to you too))

Jesus Syphon: ((hi ce and happy birthday

Schyroton: smiles. "?ththank yyou. Thhat... it means a llolot."

Schyroton: realizes something, then sighs.

Gaster: "Why would I? You're a person and you need your privacy."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i should take a picture of my plushie shelf))

Schyroton: ...Iit's fucked up that iiit means a lolot.

Gaster: "... It is."

Schyroton: Iis it bad ththat Iii'm only recccenly realizing ththis?

Gaster: "No? I don't think so."

Schyroton: Aalright.

Schyroton: Iit's... it's ststill weird, to nnnot have to be annnnnxious about whwhat's going to hhappen.

Schyroton: I meann, I'm ststill going to be, but iit's not liiike there's alwaways somethiing on ththe other end.

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Alien: ((happy birthdaaaaay ce

Gaster: nods. "I think it's good you're talking about this, you know?"

Alien: ((Also, shower time

Schyroton: ...Yyeah.

CryingEevee OOC: ((thank.))

Schyroton: Ii'm... working onn it.

Gaster: "That's good. It means you're recovering."

Schyroton: ...To be honest, to be honesthonesthonest I nevvver thought I'd get ththis far.

Gaster: "But you did, and I'm proud of you."

Schyroton: starts to whirr, softly. "Ii'm proud of myseself."

Gaster: smiles, and holds his hand out for a hug.

Schyroton: wraps Gaster in a tight, warm, affectionate embrace.

Gaster: wraps his wings around Schyro, smiling.

Schyroton: Iit feels so good to sasasay that.

Gaster: "I bet it does! You're getting so strong..."

Schyroton: ...Ii'm liviiing up to my nname. Ffor a good reason ththis time.

Schyroton: He begins beeping.

Gaster: ...

Schyroton: fuck that was ooc

Schyroton: well, an ic action

Schyroton: shit

Jesus Syphon: rip

Schyroton: he never said that

Schyroton: he is beeping tho

Schyroton: gdi ze, forcing a rp style change to hide my identity

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CryingEevee OOC: (([url=http://imgur.com/a/emDMg]the plushie shelf[/url]))

Schyroton: ((nice

Gaster: looks at Schyro. "That... that means youre happy, right? God, I get so confused..."

CryingEevee OOC: ((alot of plushies are hidden from view but still))

Schyroton: Iit means Ii'm exttremely hhappy.

Gaster: "Alright, thank you."

Jesus Syphon: ((neato

Schyroton: No probllllllem.

DamnDude: [[ That sackboy's from the LBP2 special edition, correct? ]]

CryingEevee OOC: ((yes, it is))

Schyroton: ((hi dd

DamnDude: [[ Thought so ]]

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm so glad i got that edition))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i have the book/game ends too))

DamnDude: [[ I haven't really had anything to add, but hi everyone ]]

Schyroton: ...Iis it okay if Iii kiss you?

Schyroton: ((yo

DamnDude: [[ Yeah, the good ol' cube ]]

Gaster: "Um... okay."

DamnDude: [[ Had the game, book ends, plush, and a buncha DLC for free ]]

CryingEevee OOC: ((yup))

CryingEevee OOC: ((iirc the jak and daxter dlc WAS going to be exclusive to that version but ended up not being))

Schyroton: kisses Gaster all over his face. "Ii'm just... fullll of happiness riright now."

DamnDude: [[ Much better than the Plush edition for LBP3, which has a minorly different plush and old DLC, with the new DLC being store exclusive except for one new pack with every edition of it ]]

Gaster: seems to stiffen up at first, then relaxes as he's kissed.

Schyroton: ...Aare you okay?

Gaster: "Y-yeah! I'm fine!"

Schyroton: You tennnnnsed up.

Schyroton: lets go. "Ii... did Ii make you uncomfortable?"

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Gaster: "I... I'm sorry..."

Schyroton: ...Gaster, I'm sorry. Iii shoukdn't have done ththat. Ii shoukd have rerealized you wereeeen't comfortable...

Gaster: "It's not you, it... it's me."

Schyroton: ...What?

Gaster: "I mean, my feelings for you... I'm not so sure if they're romantic or platonic."

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai frisky))

Schyroton: ...Oh.

Gaster: ((SORRY FOR DROPPING THAT BOMB ON YOU ON YOUR BIRTHDAY, MV

Jesus Syphon: He kinda feels awkward being here.

Schyroton: ((IT'S OKAY

Gaster: "I... I'm sorry, I should have said this earlier..."

Schyroton: ...

Schyroton: Y-yyou know you xan tetetetell me hiw you ffffeel.

Jesus Syphon: He quietly sneaks out through the normal door.

Gaster: "I know, it's just..."

Gaster: "I-I proposed to you, and it feels like I've been toying with you even though I haven't, and..."

Schyroton: Yyou havenn't been toying wiwith me aat all. Yyou're... yyou're my ffriend, no mattter whether we're rommantic or nonot. Thhhat comes fifirst.

Gaster: sighs, smiling. "Thank you...."

CryingEevee OOC: ((Brain: hey, you're listening to isaac godmode music, you should rp the characters from that. maybe even rp the journey through godmode's levels!))

CryingEevee OOC: ((me:plz stahp))

Schyroton: Oof course. I'm ssorry for ththat...

Jesus Syphon: ((similar

Jesus Syphon: ((brain: woah, cherrim's cool! you should make that a character!

Jesus Syphon: ((me: but

Schyroton: ...Ii know my feeelings for yoyoyou are rromantic, but Ii'm okay with us beiiing frfriends and only thhhat.

CryingEevee OOC: ((plot twist, me and tri are the same.))

Jesus Syphon: ((i am all

Gaster: hugs Schyro close. "Thank you."

Gaster: ((so does that mean it's tri's birthday

Schyroton: hugs back.

Jesus Syphon: ((it's my birthday twice

Schyroton: ...

CryingEevee OOC: ((hey, remember vale/nigh? we should do something with them sometime.))

Jesus Syphon: ((indeed

Jesus Syphon: ((i'll do it when you want to

Alien: ((Mobius comes back from the dead and attempts to shank Schyro

Schyroton: Yyou know you hahave to tellll Mettaton about ththis too.

Jesus Syphon: ((btw how is bio

Gaster: "I know. I'm worried about that."

Alien: ((Schyro: iiii'm memetal.))

Gaster: ((gaster just

Gaster: ((kicks mobius in the face

CryingEevee OOC: ((plot twist, vale and nigh are actually self inserts. just like how barcahr is flame's self insert))

Alien: ((so gaster roundhouse kicks mobius

Schyroton: ((schyro, despite being a robot, is not okay with the implication of being stabbed

Jesus Syphon: ((which further confirms me and ce are one

Jesus Syphon: ((i don't think i've made a self insert

Schyroton: ...Hhe has to underststand.

CryingEevee OOC: ((can confirm))

Jesus Syphon: ((but i really wouldn't be able to

Gaster: "I hope he does."

Gaster: ((I have, that was.. something.

Jesus Syphon: ((i'm too basic to make a self insert of

CryingEevee OOC: ((also i've made a character heavily based on me... once, then it sorta split of into something with its own lore.))

Schyroton: ((schyro's anxieties are self inserted in a lot of the cases lol

Jesus Syphon: ((i hate when i do things

Jesus Syphon: ((because i don't finish it

Jesus Syphon: ((almost always when it involves music

Schyroton: ...I'm sure hhhhhe will.

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, i also start things and then put them down and never finish them))

CryingEevee OOC: ((which FURTHER CONFIRMS))

Jesus Syphon: ((wowie

Schyroton: Hhe's known you for, whwhat, ten, ellleven years? Hhe has to, at lleast a bit.

Gaster: ((*x files theme plays*

Gaster: "It's coming up on 11 years, yes."

Alien: ((schyro becomes a human and tries to stim with scissors, he accidentally cuts himself

Jesus Syphon: (("wow this sounds cool, i should remix"

Alien: ((Schyro: FFFFUCK

Jesus Syphon: ((>starts...slightly

Jesus Syphon: ((>never ever finishes

Schyroton: ((don't bring up scissors and human schyro again we all know what happened last time

CryingEevee OOC: (("hey i have this idea for something i can make in lbp/rpg maker."))

CryingEevee OOC: ((>if it starts, it never finishes))

Jesus Syphon: ((i wonder what else we can do to confirm we are each other

CryingEevee OOC: ((well we live in texas))

Jesus Syphon: ((okay, type the first fruit that pops into your head

CryingEevee OOC: ((apple))

Jesus Syphon: ((dammit

Schyroton: ((whats so great about dumb ol texas

Jesus Syphon: ((pineapple is close enough

CryingEevee OOC: ((what's your favorite color))

Jesus Syphon: ((blue

CryingEevee OOC: ((blue is mine as well))

Jesus Syphon: ((osht

Jesus Syphon: ((what is your favorite 1 digit number

CryingEevee OOC: ((9))

Jesus Syphon: ((7

Gaster: ((grand

Schyroton: ((dad

CryingEevee OOC: ((you'd think yours was 3))

Jesus Syphon: ((...

Jesus Syphon: ((that was a mistake

Jesus Syphon: ((but i did

Jesus Syphon: ((it

Jesus Syphon: ((3 is my second favorite

Jesus Syphon: ((nobody will ever guess my lucky number tho

Schyroton: ((321

Jesus Syphon: ((close

CryingEevee OOC: ((what is your smash bros main?))

Alien: ((333

Jesus Syphon: ((i don't really have a main, but i like kirby

Jesus Syphon: ((even closer

Alien: ((mega man

Schyroton: ((666

Jesus Syphon: ((nop

DamnDude: [[ 345 ]]

Jesus Syphon: ((too high

Schyroton: ((339

CryingEevee OOC: ((hmm... i main mewtwo and dark pit. which is not something that confirms we are one))

Jesus Syphon: ((almost

CryingEevee OOC: ((335))

Alien: ((336

Jesus Syphon: ((soooooooooooooooooo close

Jesus Syphon: ((indeed

Jesus Syphon: ((frisky has won a cookie

Alien: ((I DID IT

CryingEevee OOC: ((you did it, reddit))

Jesus Syphon: ((frisky is reddit confirmed

Jesus Syphon: ((ce, what is your favorite legendary

CryingEevee OOC: ((mew))

Jesus Syphon: ((azelf

CryingEevee OOC: ((frisky is reddit, me and tri are vale/nigh, and flame is barchar))

CryingEevee OOC: ((confirmed))

Schyroton: ((berenstein or berenstain

Jesus Syphon: ((...?

CryingEevee OOC: ((excuse?))

Jesus Syphon: ((i dunno what that means but i'll just say berenstein

Schyroton: ((how did you remember the berenstein/berenstain bears

Jesus Syphon: ((...holy shit. that's what it is.

CryingEevee OOC: (("bernstein"))

Jesus Syphon: ((i've been fucking wondering.

Alien: ((my favorite legendaries are giratina, hoopa, mew, celebi, Dialga, Arceus

Jesus Syphon: ((celebi is cool

Jesus Syphon: ((i like cute legendaries

Jesus Syphon: ((i guess azelf isn't cute but

Jesus Syphon: ((he's not huge and complex

Jesus Syphon: ((he's a blue fairy thing

Schyroton: ((i read mew as mv but thats because i was crying due to someone i trusted being transphobic

Schyroton: ((me: reveals too much

Jesus Syphon: ((oh

Schyroton: ((sry

Schyroton: ((im... emotional today

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Jesus Syphon: ((it's okay

Alien: ((if mv was a Pokémon i would catch them so fast

Alien: ((and immediately make them one of my faves

Schyroton: ((lol

Jesus Syphon: ((if anyone here was a pokemon i would catch them so fast

Jesus Syphon: ((i mean ce is eevee but

CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, yeah, i AM a pokemon))

Alien: ((http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/c/c1/251Celebi_Shiny_PMD_Explorers.png

Jesus Syphon: ((and i already would catch eevee's fast

Jesus Syphon: ((<3

Schyroton: ((my omega mv design(which i still need to art) is how id look as a pokemon

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm gonna go get my eevee plushie))

Alien: ((you still do need to draw that

CryingEevee OOC: ((eevee plushie has been gotten))

Schyroton: ((i mean ive doodled it but the tattoo is on the wrong side bc im a dumb

Jesus Syphon: ((rip

Schyroton: ((i dont have a tattoo yet but i want one

CryingEevee OOC: ((i would never get a tattoo))

CryingEevee OOC: ((too permanent))

Schyroton: ((ive wanted mine for years now

Alien: ((I don't want a tattoo ngl

Alien: ((My sister though

Jesus Syphon: ((same

Jesus Syphon: ((mfw internet dies

Jesus Syphon: ((wait is parp or internet dying

Alien: ((Holy fucking shit she has so many tattoos on her legs

Jesus Syphon: ((is parp

CryingEevee OOC: ((test?))

Jesus Syphon: ((is no longer parp

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's you))

Jesus Syphon: ((i swear it was parp for a sec

Gaster: sighs. "So how do we drop the news, then?"

Alien: ((She also has a tattoo that has the coordinates of where our mom and dad live

Alien: ((So that's p cool

CryingEevee OOC: ((random thought: one night CaU should all get together and read a fanfiction together))

Schyroton: Ii don't know.

Jesus Syphon: ((like...ic?

Schyroton: ((economic flushout

Jesus Syphon: ((i wouldn't mind ic or ooc

Jesus Syphon: ((ic would be funny

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know, it's just a random idea))

CryingEevee OOC: ((IC or OOC))

Gaster: ((if you haven't read economic flushout, don't

Schyroton: ((do it

Jesus Syphon: ((okay i will /s

Schyroton: ((its so hilariously bad, but well written

CryingEevee OOC: ((okay, what series would we all read fanfics of?))

Schyroton: ((hetalia

Schyroton: ((hetalia fanfics are very diverse

Schyroton: ((get it... because everyone is a country

Barchar: (doing dnd but I at least have a break so hai)

Schyroton: ((hi

CryingEevee OOC: ((i would read: pokemon, kid icarus, undertale [maybe], LoZ, and... maybe a few kingdom hearts ones))

Jesus Syphon: ((hello

Gaster: ((hey flame

Barchar: (also, su. I mean. I even make one.)

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai flame))

Gaster: "... This is gonna be though."

Jesus Syphon: ((...wait, are we talking nsfw or no

CryingEevee OOC: ((i have read fan fics from all the ones i listed...))

CryingEevee OOC: ((and i don't know))

Jesus Syphon: ((o boi

Schyroton: ((there are no good, finished vaati fics

Gaster: ((i'd read su, undertale

Schyroton: ((or good, finished mettaton ship fics that dont ship him with someone whos 18 at most or the worst character

Schyroton: ((or burgerpants

CryingEevee OOC: ((i remember a fic that was like, vaati was saved after minish cap or... just at some point, and like they livedd with link some time? i dunno, it's been actual years))

Jesus Syphon: ((i guess i'd read anything

Gaster: ((i'd recommend we all read my immortal but it's uh... got r2

Jesus Syphon: ((i'd prefer some over others, but

Schyroton: ((but the bp ones are shitty

Schyroton: ((there was a fic that was good but then it had r2

CryingEevee OOC: ((we should all read a pokemon mystery dungeon fic whilst rping pmd))

CryingEevee OOC: (( /s

Jesus Syphon: ((we should make pmd INTO a fanfic /s

CryingEevee OOC: ((well, it could totally work))

Jesus Syphon: ((yeah but i mean

Jesus Syphon: ((y

Schyroton: ((the first line was "am i high"

Jesus Syphon: ((that's how you know it's good

Barchar: (pmd could work as a fic)

Jesus Syphon: (("...Am I high?" "Oh fuck, this is gonna be a great fanfic."

Jesus Syphon: ((anything could work as a fic

CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, frisky already gave it a fan fictiony name "pokemon mystery dungeon: explorers of nightmares"))

Barchar: (I mean, rp is basically just...)

Barchar: (Collaborative writing)

Jesus Syphon: ((if you read the logs of cau it's technically a fanfic

Gaster: ((yeah

DamnDude: [[ Determining if writer is high ]]

Schyroton: ((i'll admit to writing a zelda fic but it's unfinished, over two years old, and it's torturey

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Jesus Syphon: ((if we're admitting making fics i'll admit to making fics

CryingEevee OOC: ((if CaU ever finishes, we should make it into a story... somehow))

Gaster: ((if i hated myself enough i'd dig up my old invader zim fanfic

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Jesus Syphon: ((hopefully no one remembers my account

Gaster: ((but i like to pretend it doesn't exist

Schyroton: ((nonono sterling said the first spoken line in pmd. "...am i high?"

Jesus Syphon: ((and if you do don't fucking read it

Schyroton: ((we know, nathan

CryingEevee OOC: ((i've only ever made fics when i was young, i made them for writing prompts. i made a ratchet and clank one, and a pokemon mystery dunegon one.))

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, and a spore one))

Jesus Syphon: (( :(

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Schyroton: ((i'm sorry

Jesus Syphon: ((is ok

Schyroton: ((ty

Jesus Syphon: ((just spooky

Schyroton: ((eh, you know my name

CryingEevee OOC: ((if i wanted to be spooky, i could say nathan's last name.))

Jesus Syphon: ((and did you mean we know as in you know my account or as in you know to not read it

Schyroton: ((then again my name is based on pride

Schyroton: ((i know not to read it

Jesus Syphon: ((okay

Jesus Syphon: ((do not say my last name

CryingEevee OOC: ((i won't))

Jesus Syphon: ((thank

Alien: ((nathan triface

Alien: ((i said it

Jesus Syphon: ((you fucking shit /s

Schyroton: ((no its nathan triduosolo

CryingEevee OOC: ((i think my name has stayed hidden pretty well))

Barchar: (I've dabbled in my head about making a fic based on CaU from Barchar's perspective)

Barchar: (Also I'll happily admit to writing fic. I'm mostly kinda proud of mine.)

Jesus Syphon: ((me and my friend plan to make a book

Gaster: ((i was gonna do a blog for the babel collective

Schyroton: ((im making a very self indulgent mettaton fic thats trash

Gaster: ((... i'm never gonna finish that one gaston fic

Alien: ((Tri: FRISKY! I.. I TRUSTED YOU! Frisky: -flips the bird- MV and Chime: -eating popcorn on the couch, watching-))

Jesus Syphon: ((i don't trust any of you /s

Schyroton: ((dammit

CryingEevee OOC: ((i haven't considered anything of the sort))

Barchar: (I do hope I actually finish momswapped though. That is some ambitious shit.)

Gaster: ((mostly because i looked back and hate the beginning

CryingEevee OOC: ((also don't forget, me and tri are the same))

Schyroton: ((o

Jesus Syphon: ((ce is nathan

DamnDude: [[ I could never do fan fic. Not enough time or ambition to do anything past the first sentance. ]]

Alien: ((I do hope I actually finish PMD though. That is some ambitious shit.

Gaster: (((i'm just thinking maybe uh

Alien: ((>casually reworks flame's sentence

Jesus Syphon: ((((thinking what?

Gaster: ((they meet at a big party or some shit

Schyroton: ((thatd work

Gaster: ((if i restart the gaston fic

Jesus Syphon: (((((ah

Schyroton: ((thats closer to cau canon anyway

CryingEevee OOC: ((no wait, we already told them the truth. vale and nigh are self inserts, so that's actually what me and nathan's situation is))

Jesus Syphon: (((((((((((i would love to be fused

Schyroton: sighs. He releases the hug.

Jesus Syphon: ((((((((((((((((((it'd be interesting

Gaster: rubs his forehead.

Jesus Syphon: ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((i remember when gaster could read ooc, somewhat

Schyroton: Yyou can tell me whhhat you wannt to.

CryingEevee OOC: ((quit adding more and more parenthesis))

Jesus Syphon: ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((also when he was omniscient

Gaster: "I know."

Jesus Syphon: (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( no

Eon: ((shut up

Gaster: ((he was never fully omnicient

Jesus Syphon: ((sry

Alien: ((MV and Smol would fuse

Gaster: ((because rping omnicient people is a pain

DamnDude: [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ [[ Sending Error, please resolves ASAP ]]

Gaster: ((people always expect them to fix their shit because they saw it happen

Jesus Syphon: ((o

Barchar: (Yeah)

Jesus Syphon: ((the good thing about verum is that he's a godmod when you need it, not whenever

Barchar: (Yeah I kinda get it)

Jesus Syphon: ((because there's so many fucking timelines he needs to help

Schyroton: Jjust... know that you dddon't have to keeeeep secretss.

Gaster: nods, sighing as he flexes his wings.

Jesus Syphon: He is still outside.

Alien: ((https://i.redd.it/dk4lms6vtzhx.jpg

CryingEevee OOC: ((i know what we should read. we should read something really full of trash. like one of the probably many save asriel fics, or any kingdom hearts fics))

Barchar: (you have to fuse with one rper that isn't currently your love interest)

Barchar: (who do)

Jesus Syphon: ((ce

Alien: ((Sora x Riku fanfic

Schyroton: Yyou're entiitled to keep anyththing privvate that you ddon't want to shsharw, tooo.

Schyroton: ((chime

Jesus Syphon: ((if not ce...uh...

Jesus Syphon: ((flame?

CryingEevee OOC: (([s]well, me and tri are already one and the same so[/s] tri))

Jesus Syphon: ((maybe?

Gaster: ((yeah i'm gonna fuse with either mv or dd

Alien: ((flame or mv

Barchar: (and I'm talking permafuse)

Jesus Syphon: ((same answers

Barchar: (we're talkin garnet here not opal)

Schyroton: ((...chime

Alien: ((-eh-

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, i think tri))

Jesus Syphon: ((ce or flame, though more likely ce

Gaster: ((okay yeah same answers

Schyroton: ((tho garnets not perrrrmafuse but she is fused a lot

Jesus Syphon: ((purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Jesus Syphon: ((~

Barchar: (Well, she is a permafusion)

CryingEevee OOC: ((how dare you. i was fine with the purr but not the tilde))

Schyroton: ((i can purr irl but i can also kick your ass

Barchar: (she only defuses when shit is wrong)

Jesus Syphon: ((so i know how to annoy ce

Gaster: ((or to play baseball

CryingEevee OOC: ((you already knew))

Jesus Syphon: ((indeed

Gaster: lays down on the couch, sighing.

Jesus Syphon: ((tildes annoy me if they're bio

DamnDude: [[ I feel like a permafusion would be one where they can't defuse by choice. ]]

Schyroton: sits on the couch, curling up.

Jesus Syphon: ((i also get ptsd /s

DamnDude: [[ But from the little I saw, that's not 100% true for Garnet. ]]

Jesus Syphon: ((yeah, garnet isn't perma

Schyroton: ((youre right

Alien: ((i would permafuse with Flame, MV, Smol, or Chime

Barchar: (no)

Barchar: (Permafusion is just a term for a fusion who, by choice, stays fused for the majority of their time)

Schyroton: ((theyve defused by choice at least once

Schyroton: ((ohh

CryingEevee OOC: ((i assumed it meant no unfusing at all))

Gaster: ((the closest thing we've seen to an honest-to-god permanent fusion was malachite

Jesus Syphon: ((oh huh

Barchar: (They can defuse, and occasionally will willingly, but generally preferred not to)

Gaster: ((she was NOT gonna unfunse by choice

Jesus Syphon: ((same answers tho

Barchar: (WE know that that tern is Canon, because iirc peri used it to refer to garnet)

Alien: ((Ruby: HOLY SHIT IT'S A FUCKING MOSQUITO Sapphire: nono-- *UNFUSE*

Barchar: (butterfly*)

Barchar: ( :)

Alien: ((it's okay it's okay it's okay /s

CryingEevee OOC: ((i still have the eevee plush on my desk))

DamnDude: [[ But that doesn't follow the conjunction of words ]]

Gaster: "... I guess this is something else on my plate."

Jesus Syphon: ((gamefreak

Jesus Syphon: ((where

Jesus Syphon: ((is

Jesus Syphon: ((mega

Barchar: (What would you suggest?)

Jesus Syphon: ((quagsire

Schyroton: ....Yyeah.

CryingEevee OOC: ((do you guys think there'll ever be eeveelutions of all types including normal?))

Jesus Syphon: ((yes

DamnDude: [[ Not giving a specific term for it, when it isn't really needed. Just say they favor to be fused ]]

Barchar: (eventually)

Alien: ((^

Gaster: ((i hope so

Schyroton: is trying to hide the fact that he's tugging his hair.

Jesus Syphon: ((eeveelutions grow faster than the rate of new types

Schyroton: ((^

CryingEevee OOC: ((i hope so, but i'm not too sure))

Barchar: (But I don't think not having a term is really a good solution)

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, normal type i think has less of a chance than the other types))

Jesus Syphon: ((yeah

Alien: ((take a moment to think of just

Schyroton: is not hiding it well.

CryingEevee OOC: ((although in looks it'd definitely just be like a bigger eevee))

Alien: ((flexibility love and trust /s

CryingEevee OOC: ((let me find some fake eeveelutions))

Gaster: sighs and scoots over to Schyro, patting him on the shoulder.

Schyroton: looks to Gaster.

Jesus Syphon: ((normal eevee evolves at a certain level, forcing you to evolve it before you reach that level if you want it to not be normal eevee

CryingEevee OOC: ((http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/525/078/3d6.png

DamnDude: [[ It's better to not have a specific term in my eyes than to have a term that's mostly a lie, esp when it could be used to describe a different thing that makes more sense for it. ]]

CryingEevee OOC: ((that could be hard to tell if it'll be an espeon/umbreon or a normal eevee))

Barchar: (I don't think an actually permanent fusion is possible)

CryingEevee OOC: ((or even sylveon))

Barchar: (I mean, the forced fusions MAYBE, but that's less fusion and more...frankenstein)

Schyroton: ...

Gaster: "...You looked like you needed me here."

Jesus Syphon: ((rip ?? eevee

Schyroton: Yyeah...

Alien: ((like malachite

Barchar: (And 'permafusion' certainly gets across the idea that they simply don't defuse often)

DamnDude: [[ I'm saying they're using a very generic term that can be used to describe something completely different. ]]

Barchar: (You don't even watch the show)

CryingEevee OOC: ((if you say fusion, i assume it's the general term and not bound by SU or DBZ or anything))

Barchar: (Fusion alone isn't that common, it's not 'generic' )

CryingEevee OOC: ((and adding "perma" means permanent, forever))

Barchar: (I was more thinking SU, but I guess yeah I can see why you thought that)

Barchar: (yeah when you put it that way it's reasonable)

Barchar: (I had different context in mind then you)

Barchar: shit what's up with Hella

DamnDude: [[ Saying I don't watch the show and focusing on the wrong part of the word is the worst argument I've ever heard. ]]

Barchar: Schyro*

Schyroton: But aat ththe sammme time... it kiiiind of... look. Iit hurt.

DamnDude: [[ I'm trying to give an outsiders view and then you're turning it down because I'm an outsider. ]]

Schyroton: ((too much

Gaster: "I get it."

Schyroton: ((what the fuck ISN'T up with schyro at this point

Schyroton: Yyou do?

CryingEevee OOC: ((so from that link i sent earlier, what type do we think that second one at the top is))

Barchar: well, what is currently the problem in this urrent moment

Schyroton: ((fighting

Jesus Syphon: yeah fighting

Barchar: (fighting)

Jesus Syphon: there's only one problem

Schyroton: ((the problem is that gaster revealed he might not feel for schyro the way schyro feels for him

CryingEevee OOC: ((huh, i for some reason thought the 4th one would be fighting, but i guess that one's ground))

Jesus Syphon: there's no ?? eevee

Jesus Syphon: rip ?? type

Barchar: (...Huh?)

CryingEevee OOC: ((tri, forget about it))

Jesus Syphon: okay

Barchar: (Also what's the mummy supposed to be?)

CryingEevee OOC: ((ghost))

Schyroton: ((ghos

Jesus Syphon: gost

CryingEevee OOC: http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/32900000/-Fake-Eeveelutions-pokemon-32945147-500-200.jpg

DamnDude: [[ Tri's just confused on why there isn't a ?? type. ]]

CryingEevee OOC: ((here's another one))

Barchar: (I thought the white one was ghost)

Jesus Syphon: that's poison

Barchar: (oooohh)

Gaster: "It... can hurt when someone doesn't return your feelings."

Jesus Syphon: that's tiny ce

Barchar: (aren't they fuckin married though?)

CryingEevee OOC: ((that second set i think is worse))

Schyroton: ...Yyeah.

CryingEevee OOC: ((also yeah, it is tiny))

Schyroton: ((no, engaged

CryingEevee OOC: ((can't help that))

Gaster: ((Engaged, not married

Jesus Syphon: ((so i went to 500% zoom on parp

Jesus Syphon: ((never again

DamnDude: [[ Never go full zoom ]]

Barchar: feels very confused. She...did not see this coming at ALL. fucking people, sometimes, with their stupid nature.

Gaster: was very good at keeping his feelings hidden.

: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Lua [Lua].

Jesus Syphon: He remains outside.

Schyroton: Yyou were one of ththe firrst people tttto be nice to me. Gennuinely so. Iii kind of fefefell in lllove too quickly, but iiiit lingered and Iii can't jujusttt... stop. Ii also dddon't want to huhurt you by feeling like ththis.

Lua: walks in tired, flopping himself on the couch, hoping for a break for once.

CryingEevee OOC: ((so. about fan fic night. anyone actually wanna make it a thing? or any ideas how it'd work?))

Jesus Syphon: I feel like if it happened IC it'd be funny

Jesus Syphon: But OOC it'd be kinda boring

Gaster: "I... look. I understand your feelings, but... If I don't return your feelings, you shouldn't marry me."

Schyroton: Ii kniw.

Barchar: one of the the things that confuse her the most is the fact that he bothered hiding it. Just being up-front would have made EVERYTHING so much easier?

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Lua: (( By the way, I retooled Taskmaster Night a bit, we're going first monday of September. ))

Gaster: ((what's taskmaster night

CryingEevee OOC: ((taskmaster?))

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] is now Zero IX [Zero IX].

Jesus Syphon: Hmm?

Jesus Syphon: Wuzzat

Jesus Syphon: Sounds good

Schyroton: But aat ththe same tiime...

Jesus Syphon: Brb for a sed

Jesus Syphon: sec

Barchar: ...said the girl who's still keeping her weird parental feelings a secret. Touche, herself, touche.

Lua: (( If you don't remem... I'll explain it a bit closer, it's the idea I had about 1/2 a month ago but I couldn't do it because of school time and needing to get back on schedule. ))

Schyroton: Ii love Mettttaton, too.

Zero IX: ((Sup bois

Jesus Syphon: Back, hi Slarv, and okay

Gaster: "I understand that. We can both love him."

Gaster: "Love isn't a finite thing."

Zero IX: ((Yall wanna start now?

Schyroton: Ii don't wawant to hhurt you by being wiwith both of you alll the time.

CryingEevee OOC: ((i dunno))

Jesus Syphon: oh

Gaster: ((I dont think laharl's here

CryingEevee OOC: ((also yeah))

Zero IX: ((Shit

Jesus Syphon: laharl are you live

: ((Rip))

Jesus Syphon: awaken

Lua: (( Laharl isn't here unless he's on discord ))

Zero IX: ((Well I needed to talk to someone anyway

Gaster: "You're not hurting me, okay?"

Lua: (( He had to leave a while back, I don't think he logged out ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((question, if a character dies will the rper be revealed?))

Schyroton: ...Ii'm not?

Gaster: "You're not."

Zero IX: ((No

Zero IX: ((Because we can replay

Zero IX: ((Multiple choices ;)

Jesus Syphon: ...Oh boy

Zero IX: ((That's if you guys wanna replay

Zero IX: ((We'll cross that bridge when we get there

Schyroton: ...Iii always... I alwaways worry that Ii'm somehow huhurting you orrr burdening you.

CryingEevee OOC: ((so anyone that isn't tri have any oppinions on the idea of a fanfic night?))

Jesus Syphon: Mfw something is on my mind but it's unimportant and something I've already said

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Gaster: "Look. Schyro." He shifts a little. "You're not a burden, alright?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((rip))

Schyroton: ((i like the idea, but so many fics have r2

Gaster: ((I wanna do it ic

Jesus Syphon: If a fic has r2, we stop

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah))

Jesus Syphon: One person is the reader

Gaster: ((but, like mv said, there's so many badfics with r2

Jesus Syphon: And if they see r2 they stop

Jesus Syphon: Also brb

Gaster: ((for ~drama~

Schyroton: ((what if im the reader

CryingEevee OOC: ((then you just won't be the reader?))

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Alien: ((Do we just

Schyroton: ((what if i dont know

Lua: is relaxing on the couch, just listening to whatever happens in the bar.

Alien: ((Copy and paste

Lua: (( Have someone not in it proof read the fic before hand ))

Gaster: ((give jasper a pwp and watch her not be able to finish since she's laughing too hard

Schyroton: ...Yyou're sure abbout ththat?

Gaster: "Yes. I'm positive."

CryingEevee OOC: ((iirc for some reason on fanfic.net you can't select text to copy/paste it. so i dunno. i never thought of how we'd do it. it was jsut a stray thought we're now discussing))

Lua: has no idea what the hell he's listening to, if this is happening in the bar.

Schyroton: ((you can on ao3

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Schyroton: ((it is in the bar

Lua: is confused on the couch then, but doesn't want to alert the duo to his presence.

CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, maybe it's just an overlay so you could remove it with chrome, and no matter what i think you can select it with chrome's inspect feature))

Zero IX: ((I may activate project onimus for this..

Zero IX: ((But for now

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Gaster: ((hey ant!

Schyroton: ((yo

CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai ant))

Lua: (( Wasn't P:O mostly prepared for the Slarc? ))

Ant: (( Sup ))

Alien: (('eyyyy!

CryingEevee OOC: ((BRB))

Jäger Leyline: ((hey

Zero IX: ((Avery, dimitri, echo, pm me if yall wanna begin, if you're here

Ant: (( I found a big scorpion in my room. ))

Gaster: ((oshit

Ant: (( Arizona is hell confirmed. ))

Alien: ((throw a rock at it

Alien: ((spit on it

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Alien: ((let it sting you

Barchar: (but Michigan is hell)

Ant: (( I don't even know how it got in. I put it in a jar and shook it. ))

Jäger Leyline: ((shoot it

Alien: ((become one with the scorpion

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Ant: (( I'll be the new scorpion king. But with better CGI ))

Alien: ((EW THAT SCORPION KING CGI

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Lua: thinks for awhile, 'So, my friends are onto what I've done, can't keeping lying forever, and I can't let them down still. At this point, this is the most this could have back fired on me. No one benefits from this kinda shit.'

Schyroton: ((isnt scorpion from mortal kombat

Ant: (( I caught the scorpion and named him scorponok after the transformer. ))

Ant: (( Then I stepped on him. ))

Ant: (( I feel like a bad person. ))

Lua: (( Yes, he's the 2nd Scorpion most people think of when animals are mentioned ))

Alien: ((savage

Ant: (( I shouldn't have named it ))

Gaster: "... Oh, hey Lua, I didn't see you came in."

Lua: (( Ant: "I killed my adoptive son" ))

Schyroton: ....Hhhi.

Schyroton: ......Ii need to go. Ii need time to ththink. I'm sorry.

Lua: "Hey guys.. kinda heard you guys were in your own discussion and didn't want to bother ya"

Ant: (( His first name was little shit. But then I named him scorponok. ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i return))

Gaster: "Alright, see you."

Barchar: "...See you, Schyro."

Gaster: "And it's fine, Lua."

Schyroton: gets up and leaves.

Schyroton: would be crying if he could, btw.

Ant: (( That fucker was longer than my middle finger ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((and i was reminded of something really weird when it was said ant killed his adoptive son))

Lua: feels like he's going to break the stack when it comes to how awkward this area's become.

Alien: ((ant made an abortion

Ant: (( Come on down to Arizona. We got scorpos, bad drivers and serial killers. ))

Ant: (( Also the plants are all spikey ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, so, really weird thing, in middle school someone kept calling me "their little son" which was... really awkward. this was my first year in middle school btw))

Gaster: ((what the fuck

Ant: (( oh ))

Lua: (( Frisky, that joke doesn't work because the Scorp was alive. Now if that scorpion was with child... if that even works like that for scorps... then it's a 2 for 1. ))

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Ant: (( Imagining little scorpions emerging from scorponok isn't fun. ))

Lua: (( Ant actually just committed Scorpion genocide ))

Alien: ((I know

Gaster: sighs. "I hope I didn't screw that up."

Alien: ((ce are you sure that kid wasn't toriel

Lua: "Screw up what exactly?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm pretty sure they weren't a boss monster))

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Barchar: "I'd try to reassure you, but shit, I don't even know know if you did well or not."

Gaster: "I... kind of broke up with Schyro."

Lua: (( [You fucked up] ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((it WAS a girl though))

Gaster: checks his phone.

Jason Scott: "Don't fret. I may7 not know what you're talking about, maily cause I wasn't paying attention, but it'll be fine."

Ant: (( http://imgur.com/OzucOtC ))

Lua: "...Oh shit."

Jason Scott: -This guy just doesn't exist until he wants to or something.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((i shouldn't have clicked that link))

Barchar: "...I kinda hope he doesn't try to come to me for help. I would NOT be capable at that. I'd probably hurt more than help, and after last night I really don't wanna fuck that up."

Schyroton: [i don't want you to think you're in the wrong here. i just need time to think. i hope you're not worried too much i'm sorry]

Barchar: ripoff

GLaDOS: fuck off you're not the first person to do that u Lil bitch

Jason Scott: -No you fuck off.-

Gaster: sighs, flopping over.

: me*

Lua: thinks for a moment, 'Alright, at least I'm not the most trusted person here right now, that's one benefit to... every possible negative.'

Ant: (( The link does work tho right? ))

Gaster: "... I think I handled that well? At least I didn't ditch him at the altar or something."

Lua: (( It's a scorp ))

: ((Is that Grant Thompson

: ((Like where you got the picture))

CryingEevee OOC: ((it was a scorp, and it freaked me out because bugs))

Lua: "That would have been fucked up considering the situation"

GLaDOS: I was talking to Barchar don't worry bby

Gaster: "Yeah."

Barchar: "Yeah."

CryingEevee OOC: ((also i have obtained pizza))

Barchar: "God, this sucks."

Ant: (( I still am concerned as to how it came in ))

Gaster: ((i found a mouse in the basement a couple weeks ago

Schyroton: [i'm not mad at you, for clarification. i just need time to plan for the eventual reveal of whether you're definitely in love with me or not. i... you know i plan things to say or how to react]

Ant: (( Like now I'm paranoid that Imma be taking a shower and a scopo is just gonna crawl out of the drain. ))

Gaster: [Okay, it's fine. I need time to think too.]

Schyroton: [regardless, i'm not mad at you at all. you're still my friend.]

CryingEevee OOC: ((and now you know how i feel))

Jason Scott: "...GLaDOS, you're considering the body right?"

Lua: nearly thinks about something, but quickly ends the thought after remembering Barchar.

Ant: (( The house I lived in when I was smol had a bath tub with jets in it. ))

Schyroton: [thanks for understanding]

Ant: (( Bees crawled through the jets ))

Schyroton: [::)]

Gaster: ((AAAAAHHHHH

GLaDOS: "Hm?"

Schyroton: ((AUGH THATS HELL THATS ADFHAFDGGDHSDSGXFHDDHFGGFSGHSGGD

Gaster: [no problem]

Lua: (( "You wanted bubbles? Well you get BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES" ))

Gaster: ((well they both begin with b

Gaster: ((beebles

: ((If there are two colons there for what I think))

Ant: (( That was Georgia. The south doesn't like me. ))

: ((That's adorable))

Barchar: [...I kinda hate to say this, Schyro, but for the record, if you need someone to help, then, uhm...]

Schyroton: ((yeah

: ((Also yeah, bees. ahhh))

: ((Pretty spooky))

Schyroton: [i know]

Alien: ((Barchar: talk to sterling

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Barchar: [You probably shouldn't talk to me. For the record. This whole thing is really weird to me, and I'd probably hurt more than help.]

Zero IX: ((OK NOW THAT THOSE ASSHOLES ARE GONE WE CAN ACTUALLY BEGIN

Schyroton: [i understand. this is personal.]

Zero IX: ((Avery, Dimitri, and Echo

Schyroton: [::)]

Alien: ((Except Laharl isn't here

Zero IX: ((Pm me

Lua: feels like he's the only one without a phone in the building, even fucking barchar has one.

Zero IX: ((If you're present

Ant: (( Ant: "You'd think I'd like bugs but I hate them and they hate me" ))

Lua: wonders why he doesn't have a phone for a moment.

Schyroton: ((ok, imagine schyro sending a flirty text to metta and using ;;)

Schyroton: ((like cute flirty

Schyroton: (("your lips are missing something. mine. ;;)"

: ((Oh wow that's cheesy))

Schyroton: ((every mettaton is a cheesy lil shit

: ((That hurt to read))

: ((Then again))\

: ((Most things are hard to read rn))

Lua: realizes he'd probably get bored and end up messing with it so he'll get all the texts, and regret it in 5 seconds.

: ((I think that's because I have a headache))

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Schyroton: (it ok

Schyroton: ((hi my love!!!

Barchar: [...yeah. Sorry. I wouldn't even be bugging you if I could, like, NOT see what's going on]

Fellby: -You don't want his texts if you don't want dick-

Smolster: (hi darling!!

Lua: remembers why he destroyed his phone.

Barchar: [And considering our talk yesterday, you can understand why I can't just NOT worry about it either]

Ant: walks in

Schyroton: [i know]

Gaster: "... Ant? Is that you?"

Lua: thinks, 'No more fire dick, no more child porn, no more bull shit'

: ((Some guy: [Hey, Fellby, can you come help? I need some help with something]))

: ((Fallby [-Sends dickpick-]

Barchar: (Fellby: [heheh, come] )

Ant: ((Ant "nope. Chuck Testa."))

: ((Some guy: [Every fucking time.]

Lua: is pretty sure that was child porn anyways. Why the fuck are people sending that.

Schyroton: [::)]

Gaster: ((if fellby considers you a friend, and if he knows you're okay with it

Gaster: ((you're getting dick

Ant: "In the flesh"

Schyroton: ((im pretty sure the only friend he doesnt send dickpicks to is schyro

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Gaster: "It's been a while, huh?"

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Ant: resists the urge to play Pink Floyd's [i]In the flesh[/i] on his guitar

Lua: "I'd say I thought you were dead, but last I checked everyone else here thought that about me."

Ant: "Yeah. I was busy helping Entra with some stuff."

Barchar: "That took ten years? C

Jesus Syphon: Back, and sweet, I technically got headphones.

Jäger Leyline: enters the bar

Ant: looks at his watch

Jesus Syphon: Shitty headphones but headphones.

Lua: "...Except I swear you were dead last I checked."

Barchar: (Ant: "Who the fuck are you bitch" )

Ant: "I guess."

Jesus Syphon: Also hi Ant

Jason Scott: "Hello, Goat man."

Schyroton: ((hi harl

Jäger Leyline: Hello

CryingEevee OOC: ((headphones are better than deadphones))

Jesus Syphon: And Yaz

Jesus Syphon: Tru

Jason Scott: "I debated saying boy there. But I didn't. So that makes me a good person."

Jason Scott: "...I think that's how it works anyways."

Jesus Syphon: My fucking sister broke [i]both[/i] my headphones

Jäger Leyline: that and I would have decked you

Jäger Leyline: ((hey tri

Jesus Syphon: Hi

Jäger Leyline: (hi

Jesus Syphon: Greetings

Jäger Leyline: (Sup

Jesus Syphon: Salutations

Jäger Leyline: ((hows it going?

Lua: (( "Watcha doing"

Jesus Syphon: Good, thank you

Gaster: sighs, and gets another drink.

Ant: "Has it really been ten years?"

Lua: ((( "Nothing much"

Jäger Leyline: ((cool

Jason Scott: "Heey, so it looks like I did a good."

Jesus Syphon: Y tu?

Lua: (( "Foiling my plans?"

Lua: (( "Foiling your plans?"

Jäger Leyline: ((peachy

Lua: (( "Are you?" ))

Jesus Syphon: Nice

Lua: (( "No"

Jäger Leyline: wheres your robot girlfiend

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Lua: (( "Good" ))

Jesus Syphon: Huh, I have not had such a normal conversation here

Lua: (( "Why"

Jesus Syphon: That was nice

Ant: sits down on the couch

Lua: (( "Because then I'd have to kill you" ))

Gaster: sips his drink, sighing.

Ant: [i]I don't know a lot of these people. Fuck.[/i]

Jason Scott: "I am lying on her."

Jason Scott: "Are you visially impaired

Jesus Syphon: He sighs and enters. "Hey, is everything calmed down now?"

Jason Scott: "I can help with that."

Lua: "Master of timing as always, Jager."

Jesus Syphon: Through the normal that is.

Lua: "..."

Gaster: "Yeah, Schyro went off to think by himself."

Lua: thinks for a moment, 'Wait shit am about to die of a heart attack, because that's fucking Jesus Christ.'

Jesus Syphon: ...I'm used to hearing through the left speaker, bc the right one is broken

Jesus Syphon: I put on the headphones, the left side is broken but the right is fine

Jesus Syphon: This is strange

Jäger Leyline: Whats up Lua

Ant: looks around the bar

Jesus Syphon: "...Alright, cool. And yep, I'm Jesus."

Ant: walks up to the counter

Jesus Syphon: Wait fuk

Lua: "Not much, just the usual building arm..."

Jesus Syphon: Lua thought that

Jesus Syphon: He didn't say that second part then

Lua: (( Damn it ))

Jesus Syphon: He sits down on the couch and begins playing with bubbles.

Lua: (( I had the perfect joke ready ))

GLaDOS: she is indeed there

Lua: (( 'Jesus Christ did Jesus Christ just read my thoughts' ))

Jesus Syphon: kek

Jäger Leyline: flips over to the couch

Ant: "Wait...jesus?"

Barchar: "...uh...do you need anything Gaster? I might not be able to do emotional support, but I'll try my best with physical."

Jäger Leyline: whose this Jesus guy I keep hearing about?

Jesus Syphon: "Yep, I am Jesus. I'm actually Syphon, but I'm like this for some reason, and I'm worrying it's not going to revert."

Barchar: "Also, no, his name is Syphon."

Lua: "As I was saying, building armor, selling it illegally, keeping in practice for a nice sum of change."

Ant: "Like...the dude who parted the red sea or something?"

Jesus Syphon: "You can call me Jesus or Syphon."

Barchar: "After a..strange experience, he got fucked up."

Jäger Leyline: lot of people swear to you Jesus

Barchar: "And no that was Moses."

Ant: "So like..the guy who made eath in seven days?"

Lua: "...Oh, that actually makes a lot of sense"

Jason Scott: "Wait.":

Jason Scott: "Are you the actual real Jesus."

Jesus Syphon: "Sorta."

Barchar: "No."

Jesus Syphon: "I am the real Jesus, as well as Syphon."

Barchar: "I don't think."

Jason Scott: "Are you sort of Jesus?"

Jesus Syphon: "I am sort of Jesus."

Jesus Syphon: "I am half 100% Jesus, and half 100% Syphon, if that makes sense."

Jason Scott: "My friend would flip the fuck out if I showed him a picture of Jesus."

Lua: (( There have been so many quotes in the last 20 minutes perfect for the topic ))

Ant: "So like..the holy trinity...but with 2 instead of three"

Gaster: rubs his forehead, starting to feel the effects of his drink. Oops. "Well... Jesus christ, man."

Schyroton: (("i am sort of jesus"

Jason Scott: "He's a scientist who strongly doesn't believe ina god."

: Gaster [Gaster] changed the topic to "I am sort of Jesus."

Jäger Leyline: Whats so special about be Jesus

Lua: "No Jesus Christ man is a scrapped robot master"

Jesus Syphon: "If you want to you can take a picture."

Ant: "Like...a holy...Binary...Duality?"

Ant: (( "A holy 69?" ))

Jesus Syphon: "A holy duity?"

Barchar: "...Should I take that as a no, guardian?"

Gaster: "... Can you do the water into wine thing?"

Jesus Syphon: "...Possibly."

Gaster: gets Syphon a glass of water.

Jason Scott: -He goes over, and takes a picture of Jesus.-

Jason Scott: "Can you turn water to wine

Jesus Syphon: He takes the glass of water.

Jesus Syphon: I don't actually know how this happens.

Jesus Syphon: I am agnostic.

Lua: (( "I can turn water to piss" ))

Jason Scott: -He takes video.-

Jesus Syphon: So he does the water and wine thing.

Gaster: "... Holy shit."

Jesus Syphon: "...Oh shit, I can."

Jesus Syphon: He creates some bubbles and turns them into wine.

Lua: "...Oh god"

Ant: (( "But can you drink milk?" ))

Jason Scott: "Fuck, my friend is gonna lose his shit."

Jesus Syphon: "Holy fuck."

Jesus Syphon: Can Jesus create food?

Barchar: He can make fish I think

Gaster: ((he can walk on water, make the blind see?

Jäger Leyline: I'm completely lost

Ant: "Uhm...ok...so mr jesus sir...can you maybe not send my friend Entra to hell? I'm like 93.46 percent sure she's a satanist or at least is buddies with a demon or two."

Lua: (( He split fish/bread for enough for an extremely large group of people ))

Alien: Fish and bred

Alien: Bread*

Alien: Like 5000 people

Jesus Syphon: "Sure, I guess."

Gaster: ((here we are discussing jesus's skill set

Jesus Syphon: "Don't know them anyway."

Jesus Syphon: "I am Jesus but I don't do his work."

Jesus Syphon: "...I can, though."

Lua: (( HOLY SHIT I JUST REALIZED THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY ))

Jesus Syphon: "Holy fuck I can send people to hell."

Ant: (( But what is Jesus's DPS? ))

Gaster: "Please don't, I don't wanna go there..."

Ant: "Yeah actually I've been there...several times..."

Jesus Syphon: "No, I don't have a reason to. Don't worry, any of you."

Lua: relaxes for a bit, when suddenly the fucker who should have been here first when the whole Jesus joke started.

: Lua [Lua] is now Azazel [Azazel].

Jesus Syphon: Oh boy.

Azazel: enters the bar motherfuckers.

Jesus Syphon: "Hey."

Ant: "They always wanted me to 'silence my screams' or some bullshit."

Azazel: "So hey, I was told by Satan there was.."

Azazel: "What the hell"

Jesus Syphon: "Satan?"

Ant: "Oh."

Jesus Syphon: "Isn't he the god of hell or some shit?"

Azazel: "Yeah, Satan and I watch cheesy shit all the time"

Ant: "Um I have a friend who is also a half angel half demon...they might be dead tho..."

Azazel: "It's the perfect form of hell"

Gaster: "Do ya... do you play flash games?"

Jäger Leyline: looks at Scoot

Jesus Syphon: "Me?"

Jäger Leyline: the fuck is going on here?

Ant: "But if...y'know...if they're not...dead. Don't send them to hell."

Gaster: "No, Azazazel"

Jesus Syphon: "Alright."

Azazel: (( Yazan who is scoot ))

Jesus Syphon: "I'm Jesus, or Syphon. Hey Azazel."

Ant: "Oh. Yeah hey azazel."

Jäger Leyline: scott*

Azazel: "So, why the hell is he jesus, he still alive, and he jesus."

Jäger Leyline: Jason scott*

: High Feast Laharl [Owl] joined chat.

Owl: ((IM BACK HONEY

Ant: "I...don't know..."

Azazel: (( Slar doing XE ))

Jesus Syphon: "I'm Jesus because some fucking weird shit in a timeline, I'm alive because I usually just sleep here, and I'm Jesus because some fucking weird shit in a timeline."

Jesus Syphon: Hey Laharl

: Socially-Inept Bread [] disconnected.

Ant: "So...did you like...get crucified...or..."

: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.

Jason Scott: -He shrugs.-

Jason Scott: "Hell if I know!"

Jesus Syphon: "No, I tried to help some guys and I turned into Jesus in the process."

Gaster: "I was... I was there...

Azazel: "Well Satan wanted me to test if I could kill you or if you'd come back in three days"

Gaster: "And became Sarah Palin"

Jesus Syphon: "..."

Lua: "..."

Jesus Syphon: He casts Autorevive on himself.

Schyroton: ((oh my god ant you cant just ask someone if theyve been crucified

Ant: (( "Did the nails hurt much?" ))

Ant: (( I just got reminded of something ))

Azazel: "...What are you doing. Jesus doesn't need fuckin' auto revival shit. That's the kinda thing I need"

Owl: HC: Autorevive works after exactly three days

Jesus Syphon: "Oh, whoops." He casts Dispel on himself. Autorevive goes away.

Jesus Syphon: "Sorry, I'm used to not dying by using Autorevive."

Ant: (( You know those earings that are basically just holes that stretch out your ears a bunch? ))

Jesus Syphon: Gauges? IIRC?

Schyroton: ((yep

Azazel: "Okay now I'm wondering if you're just a stupid cosplayer who doesn't know who the fuck jesus is but knows what he looks like."

Jesus Syphon: He creates a bubble and turns it into wine.

Ant: (( I was at Barnes and Nobles with my sister and the dude at the counter had those ))

Jesus Syphon: "Does that mean anything?"

Azazel: "...Yes, you can make a bubble red, good job."

Ant: (( And my sister asks if anyone ever put a lock in his earings ))

Jesus Syphon: "It's wine."

Azazel: "Jesus doesn't make bubbles"

Jesus Syphon: "I know, I'm not fully Jesus."

Gaster: sips the wine Syphon made.

Jesus Syphon: "That's why I said I'm also Syphon."

Ant: (( Just out of fucking nowhere "Does anyone ever try to lock your ears?" ))

Azazel: "That means nothing to me"

Jesus Syphon: "Syphon makes bubbles."

Jesus Syphon: "...Okay, what can I do to prove it?"

Owl: A note falls into the bar

Jason Scott: "Give him your ID."

Owl: 'Candygram from Satan - Can he turn bread into fish and multiply it?-

Owl: It has candy.

Gaster: looks to the note.

Owl: But it's not good candy, its those fucking elephant peanut candies.

Jesus Syphon: "...What is that?"

Ant: (( But now I just wanna do that to someone. I wanna just put a lock in someone with those earings ))

Azazel: "That's the guy I watch shitty movies with"

Jesus Syphon: "What does it say, Gaster?"

Gaster: "He has bad taste in candy."

Azazel: "Along with all of the other bullshit demons down there"

Ant: stops spacing out

Azazel: "Except I'm the only one who let's me kill him every now and then for fun"

Ant: "Hey Azazel?"

Azazel: "Yes?"

Ant: "Why is Beezelbub's name so dumb?"

Gaster: "Anyway the note is asking if you can turn bread into fish and multiply it."

Ant: "Like what the fuck is BEEZUHL BUHB?"

Schyroton: ((bread

Azazel: "I don't know, Satan's a terrible name giver"

Zero IX: ((Red, Epsilon, Vayna, if you're here pm me

Jesus Syphon: "Huh." He orders bread, and puts it into a table.

: ((Bread))

: ((I don't want to be fisgh))

: ((Fuck off))

Owl: Another note falls in, it's kind of on fire.

Jesus Syphon: ...And turns it into fish, and multiplies it.

Jesus Syphon: onto*

Owl: 'Well Bee kept making Fuck Bees jokes'

: Socially-Inept Bread [] is now Socially-Inept Fish [].

Owl: 'So I gave him a fitting name and now he's my bitch'

Jesus Syphon: "...I can do that, does that mean anything to you, Azazel?"

: Socially-Inept Fish [] is now Socially-Inept Bread [].

Zero IX: I'm trying to get project onimus started for kanny

Zero IX: Because Kanny doesn't feel like showin the fuck up

Owl: Ah

Azazel: (( "My name comes from how annoying it is to say Za, so for every time I kill Satan, I technically get another Za in my name, so I'm at Azazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazel" ))

Owl: ((Thats fucking canon now

Owl: ((His official demon name is that

Jesus Syphon: Was his original name Azel then?

Gaster: ((dd you have to set his name to Azazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazel now

Azazel: (( That doesn't fit last I checked ))

Gaster: ((aww

Jesus Syphon: rip

: Azazel [Azazel] is now Azazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazel [Azazel].

Azazel: (( I'm fucking dying trying to say Azazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazel though ))

Ant: (( Too many fucking zas ))

Gaster: ((give 'em the ol

Gaster: ((razzle azazel

Owl: ((motherfucker

Schyroton: ((razazazazazazazazazazalle dazazazazazazazazazazazazazalle

Jesus Syphon: (( Azazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazel

Jäger Leyline: so you and the robot have any real fun yet? -nudges JASUN-

Jesus Syphon: He did an ask to Azazel

Gaster: "Oh my god, Jager, you can't just ask someone if they're a robot fucker."

Schyroton: ((says a robot fucker

Jäger Leyline: Are you a robot fucker gaster? -finger guns him-

Gaster: "Yes."

Jason Scott: "No. Because believe it or not, GLaDOS doesn't want that."

Ant: "That reminds me. Where the hell is Proto and Mega?"

Jäger Leyline: You don't seem to have a problem with it

Jason Scott: "With what?"

Jäger Leyline: -siad that to gasterp

Jesus Syphon: gasterp

Gaster: "That's 'cause it's hot as fuck"

Jäger Leyline: usually fusion engines are

Jesus Syphon: gasderp

Zero IX: Ok fuck it I'll rp kanny

Gaster: is now drunk. Inside he's thinking, [i]goddamn it here we go[/i]

Zero IX: Mantis, Juno, pms please

: +

MettatonSEX: -eyy-

Jäger Leyline: anyways, Jason, you at least kiss her?

CryingEevee OOC: ((you know, an alternate meaning to fanfic night would be WRITING a fan fic))

Jesus Syphon: As a group?

Jesus Syphon: Lol that'd go terribly

CryingEevee OOC: ((it would, wouldn't it?))

Gaster: ((aren't we already kind of doing that

Jesus Syphon: And we are technically doing that

Jesus Syphon: It's called CaU

Jesus Syphon: And it's fucking terrible /s

Owl: ((We should start a pokemon run

CryingEevee OOC: ((well we're all just taking a few roles, there's no narrator, really))

Azazel: "..."

Owl: ((And pass it around between us

Owl: ((Do a CaU Taglocke

Jesus Syphon: Narrators would be nice

Gaster: groans. Goddamn it he did not mean to get drunk.

Azazel: just looks at Jesus again, and goes back to hell.

Jesus Syphon: ...Taglocke? That sounds nice

Jesus Syphon: "..."

Jesus Syphon: "He didn't answer my question."

Jesus Syphon: "Oh well."

CryingEevee OOC: ((hmm... so when do we switch off? gyms?))

Zero IX: ((gimme a second someone i don't know is pming me

Gaster: "Fucking. Dickbacg."

Jesus Syphon: Oh boy.

Jesus Syphon: "...You okay, Gaster?"

Owl: ((Each of ug gets the wheel for a day

Schyroton: ((how

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh boy))

: Azazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazazel [Azazel] is now Lua [Lua].

CryingEevee OOC: ((we pass the save around))

Jesus Syphon: Inb4 someone says out of nowhere 'uh...i uh...our pokemon are all dead'

Gaster: "I'm... drunk. Goddamn it I didn't want to be drunk."

Zero IX: Someone's being really, really weird

Owl: ((Don't worry guys, i'm a Garbageman

Ant: (( I gotta go get ice cream ))

Owl: ((I'm used to carrying trash

Jesus Syphon: "Oh, dammit. Sorry."

CryingEevee OOC: ((that... was actually really good, laharl))

Jesus Syphon: wow

Owl: "..." She knows a way to remove drunkennes.

Jesus Syphon: agreed

Lua: "...Well, considering last I checked things were going for you, I say it's best we keep the drunk guy here."

Jesus Syphon: >drunkennes

: Ant [Ant] disconnected.

Owl: But she doesn't think Gaster would appreciate flowey sucking the alcohol out of him.

Jesus Syphon: >evidently you don't

Zero IX: Ok that's done with

Zero IX: That was weird

Jesus Syphon: What went down?

Owl: ((So did I fuckin burn your ass or WHAT

Zero IX: A tulpa pmed me

Gaster: ((succ the alcohol out

CryingEevee OOC: ((you did, m8))

Owl: ((Jk

Jesus Syphon: ...

Jäger Leyline: Jasun!

Jesus Syphon: Huh

Lua: (( JASON! ))

Gaster: "SHAUN!"

Lua: (( JASON! ))

Jesus Syphon: This is a dream, Slarv.

Zero IX: And she talks weird as hell

Jesus Syphon: Wake up.

CryingEevee OOC: ((SHAUUUN))

Owl: ((Jaden Smith tulpa

Owl: ((Talks Like This))

Jason Scott: "YEah?"

Jesus Syphon: Oh Boy I Hate THis

Jesus Syphon: I hate it so much I can't do it right apparently

: j a "Oh, right. I have."

Jason Scott: -He said that.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((There's A Setting For That))

Jesus Syphon: Fuck That Setting

CryingEevee OOC: ((In The Typing Quirks))

Jesus Syphon: Fuck That Quirk

Lua: "...Don't remember a Shaun being here"

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Gaster: "Isss a joke."

Gaster: "A... video game joke."

: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.

Zero IX: Ok let me say one problem with tulpas

Zero IX: When they talk

CryingEevee OOC: ((So, Mv Is Dimitri And Laharl Is Mantis))

Jäger Leyline: good

Jesus Syphon: What

Jesus Syphon: How Would You Know

Owl: ((Hummawha

Jäger Leyline: did you do it? she she kiss back?

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Zero IX: They almost always -_- talk with so many emojis... ;-;

: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.

Zero IX: And elipses

Zero IX: And all the things ^-^

CryingEevee OOC: ((i pay attention to disconnecting and connecting))

Gaster: ((so you're saying tulpas are bio

CryingEevee OOC: ((dimitri is definitely mv))

Jesus Syphon: Tulpas are Joz

Zero IX: ((THATS JUST HOW SO MANY OF THEM TALK

Owl: ((I don't disconnect as far as I know

Zero IX: ((Azzy does the occasional :3

Owl: ((I think Tulpas kinda talk through keyboard like they talk irl?

CryingEevee OOC: ((well, i'm not too sure about you laharl, but dimitri is def mv))

Schyroton: ((you cant say for sure. maybe i do that to psych you out

CryingEevee OOC: ((sounds like someone is getting desperate))

Lua: (( More importantly, I don't know if they can exactly disclose who they are with a direct yes or no ))

Schyroton: ((you know i know who you are, right

Owl: ((Im gonna go play diep for a bit

Zero IX: ((This is even when they're switched

Schyroton: ((your typing style makes it obvious

Jesus Syphon: ((yeah

Schyroton: ((doesnt it, echo

Jesus Syphon: ((yeah, red /s

Owl: ((Ive been throwing my typing style all over the place so far

Jäger Leyline: shakes jasun

Owl: ((SHIT I DIED

Jesus Syphon: ((rip

CryingEevee OOC: ((rip))

Owl: ((FUCK I JUST HIT 45

Owl: ((GODDAMNIT

Gaster: groans and lays his head on the bar.

Jesus Syphon: He sits on the couch, playing with wine bubbles.

Jäger Leyline: whats wrong skeleman?

Gaster: "Whhhhyyy did i get drunk"

Jesus Syphon: "Sorry, Gaster."

Jäger Leyline: I think you meant to say, why didn't I get drunk eariler?

Zero IX: ((why is this person continuing to pm me

CryingEevee OOC: ((https://soundcloud.com/shitpost/the-beginning-of-spider-dance-except-the-actual-song-never-starts

Owl: "...I can help."

Owl: "If you're desperate..."

Gaster: "Nnn.... nooo."

Jason Scott: "wHY ARE YOU SHAKING ME."

Gaster: "let me wallow in my mis... misery..."

Jäger Leyline: because you're not answering my question

: Gaster's connection timed out.

Jason Scott: "She didn't."

Jason Scott: "Geez."

: Gaster [Gaster] joined chat.

Jesus Syphon: "...Do you want to get drunk? I can do that."

Gaster: "Noooo, let me live with my mistakes!"

Jäger Leyline: she didn't even like it?

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

CryingEevee OOC: ((at some point i may rp ashley and red from wario ware... maybe. maybe.))

: ((Jesus then turns all of the water in someone to wine accidentally))

Jason Scott: -He shrugs.-

: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.

Zero IX: ((You may find your blood has been turned into pure wine

Zero IX: ((Don't worry, we've been zapping you with a ray that turns blood into wine

Jäger Leyline: maybe you just did it wron

Jäger Leyline: wrong*

Jesus Syphon: Someone bites their lip, they get drunk

Zero IX: ((If your blood is wine, that just means it's working

Jason Scott: "She's just not really into that stuff."

Jason Scott: "I don't wanna push anything too fast."

Jäger Leyline: what does she think of you and the whole relationship thing then?

Jason Scott: "She's learning what compassion is still."

Jason Scott: "Pretty much a roadblock that we need to get over in this."

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Jäger Leyline: so if you died or left right now would she care?

: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.

Jason Scott: -He shrugs.-

Jason Scott: "Maybe she knows enough about it now."

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Jäger Leyline: Well I hope it pays off for ya

Jason Scott: "I also hope it does."

Jäger Leyline: if not, theres likely a goat around here that yuo can hook up with

Gaster: "Nnhh... I should probably sober up..."

Jason Scott: "Yeah?"

Jesus Syphon: "Sorry again, Gaster."

Jason Scott: "Who?"

Jäger Leyline: depends, do you like MILFS?

Jason Scott: "..."

Jesus Syphon: "I've said sorry a lot. Damn, as Jesus I'm constantly apologizing."

Barchar: (Slarv I'm in pms, so you know)

Jason Scott: "I mean it depends."

: Frisky's connection timed out.

Jäger Leyline: theres a few Toriels that come by every now and then

Zero IX: ((Okie

Jason Scott: "If things go sour, which is possible, I'll consider."

Jäger Leyline: Theres plenty of fish in the sea and goats in the field

Jason Scott: "What are Toriels like?"

GLaDOS: she is currently deactivated

Gaster: "goat mums"

Jason Scott: "Is Toriel a species of goat moms?"

Gaster: "why am i bripish"

Jäger Leyline: Yes

: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.

Jason Scott: "What's a bripish?"

: Frisky [Alien] joined chat.

Jäger Leyline: They're are often tubby and desperate but oh so loving

Barchar: "Same reason I'm british, Gastere."

Schyroton: ((bripish

: Socially-Inept Bread [] changed the topic to "Gaster: "why am i bripish""

Barchar: "Because."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i should get topic permissions. well, really i shouldn't. but i would like them))

: Schyroton [Schyroton] is now Avanne [Avanne].

Jesus Syphon: Why?

Jason Scott: "I'll ask GLaDOS if she actually cares about the relationship. Because I do, but if she doesn't, y'know. I wouldn't force them to."

Jesus Syphon: Not to be rude of course, but why

Jäger Leyline: it would be important to know if it can go anywhere

Jäger Leyline: otherwise you're wasting your time

Jason Scott: "Gotcha."

Jason Scott: "She ain't waking up though."

Gaster: moans, miserable.

Jäger Leyline: don't need to jump straight to banging or anything

CryingEevee OOC: ((because why wouldn't i want to be able to change the topic?))

Jäger Leyline: let me try

Jäger Leyline: shakes glados

Jason Scott: "Having sex with metal would be a bad idea."

Jesus Syphon: He wants to apologize, but he doesn't, because he has at least 3 times.

Jesus Syphon: I dunno

Jason Scott: "N-No, stop[ that's not... Robots don't sleep."

GLaDOS: she wakes up. "Jason? Why am I being shook by a goat?"

GLaDOS: well, 'wakes up'

MettatonSEX: -that's what you think-

Jäger Leyline: I'll let you two talk

GLaDOS: she could tell something was happening and wanted to know wtf it was

Jäger Leyline: gets up and walks over to Gaster

Jason Scott: "...Fucking... Coincidence ."

Jäger Leyline: Skeleman, hows it going?

Jason Scott: "Anyways, GLaDOS, are we in a relationship?"

Gaster: "Baaad."

Jäger Leyline: really? why is tha?t

GLaDOS: "What?"

Gaster: "I... fucking said something I should ahve said forever agoooo, and now I'm drunk and I didn't mean to say..."

Jason Scott: "Like... Together."

Jason Scott: "BF GF."

Jäger Leyline: family or relationship troubles I take it?

GLaDOS: "...That is a question to which an answer yo8u haven't given me is needed to calculate."

: Avanne's connection timed out.

GLaDOS: "What exactly are you looking for from me?"

: Avanne [Avanne] joined chat.

Jason Scott: "Like... Do you like me? Like, as a boyfriend? Or am I wasting my time?"

GLaDOS: "I like you, Jason. I enjoy your company. But there are certain things you want that I don't think I can give. And unless we can get that cleared away, I honestly, genuinely, do not know.

: Avanne [Avanne] is now Schyroton [Schyroton].

Gaster: "Nnnnnnhhhh."

Jason Scott: "So you're saying... There's a chance?"

Jason Scott: -He smirks.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((random thought: we would have a smash tournament))

Jäger Leyline: grabs whatever GAster is drinking and starts drinking

CryingEevee OOC: ((*should))

Jesus Syphon: I suck at Smash tho

Jäger Leyline: being drunk alone is no fun

Gaster: had wine. And a couple light things.

GLaDOS: "Jason. Please. I understand you enjoy the idea of my words being laced with hidden meaning."

GLaDOS: "But you need to answer my question."

Gaster: 's wings are drooping.

Jäger Leyline: I'm not much of a wine drinker, but I do prefer a merlot

Gaster: "MMmnnnnh..."

Jäger Leyline: so come on, one drunk to another, whats happening?

Jason Scott: -He shrugs.-

GLaDOS: "No absurdly self-confident assurances to yourself. No dodging. No smirking. Just give me an answer and let me tell you, without obfuscation."

Gaster: "..."

Jason Scott: "Looking for someone to be with. Not just for sex, or for shit like that."

Jäger Leyline: Hows the actor?

Jason Scott: "Guess being wrapped up in my own little insane rescue mission has been pretty lonely."

Gaster: "Mettaton? I dunno, he's... doing this speech..."

GLaDOS: "Company, I can definitely give."

Jason Scott: -He nods.-

Gaster: "God, everything's so fucking fucked..."

GLaDOS: "Intercourse, unlikely. Intimacy...is a work in progress."

Jason Scott: -He nods some more.-

Jäger Leyline: trouble in paradise between you two?

Gaster: "I dunno... I told schyro i didn't like him the way he likes me and... ught......"

Jäger Leyline: listen, its better to let him know the truth before it went to far

Jäger Leyline: livinig a lie sucks, especially when you're in deep with not real escape

Gaster: "I know, that's why I told him but it already feels too late and ugh."

Jason Scott: 'Well... Tell me if you don't want to do this. Cause I wouldn't want to waste both of our times, and make things bad for the both of us."

Jason Scott: "But, if we both want this, it can be good."

Jäger Leyline: you two could haven gotten married, because I saw how fast you were in a rush with him

Gaster: "We got engaged too fast."

Jäger Leyline: try saying, "I don't like you the same way as you like me" after the marriage, big fuck up there

Gaster: "I'm glad I got him to delay the wedding..."

Jäger Leyline: but it sounds like it should be canceled

GLaDOS: "Well, so far, I believe I am not regretting my decision to trust you."

Gaster: "I don't know...."

GLaDOS: "Which is surprising."

Jason Scott: "That's a good start."

Lua: kind of started blocking everyone out for a moment, but he's focusing again.

Jäger Leyline: if you don't care for him in the same why as he does, and you still get married all you're doing is objectifying it

Jäger Leyline: and that will lead into a heap of worse problems later

GLaDOS: "Indeed."

Jäger Leyline: and I know you want to help him, but letting him love you when you don't share the same feeling won't. It'd be better to move on and help him find someone else who cares for him

GLaDOS: "I find myself almost not immediately rejecting the idea of telling you personal things, which is even more surprising."

Gaster: "... But he loves Mettaton too."

Jäger Leyline: does mettaton love him?

Gaster: "Yes. Very much."

Barchar: "And unless Mettaton is faking too, and god I hope not, because this is confusing enough already..."

Gaster: "A-and I can't help but feel jealous."

Lua: (( "Dooooo I look like someone who know's my husband?" ))

Jäger Leyline: You're afraid if you let those two be together that you'll lose Mettaton?

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Gaster: starts to sob a little. "Y-yes..."

Jäger Leyline: I see....

Barchar: "Gaster, I don't think Mettaton could POSSIBLYgive you up for the world.'

Barchar: "He's still loved you just as much since Schyro entered the picture, and your love triangle becoming more a love...angle isn't going to change that."

Jäger Leyline: Theres nothing wrong with bringing in a third from time to time

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Jäger Leyline: but it might help Scyhro if he dates outside of you two

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Gaster: "I dunno... if he wants too.."

Jäger Leyline: because as far as I can remember, you two are really the only people he has been with

Jäger Leyline: he doesn't have much experience with other people does he?

Gaster: "There was another... he wasn't so great."

Jäger Leyline: yeah

Jäger Leyline: but its creating a reliance on you two isn't it

Barchar: "He likes Fellby."

Jason Scott: -He nods.-

Barchar: "And I think he...tolerates Muffet a fair bit."

Jäger Leyline: what would happen to him is something bad happened to both you and MTT

Barchar: "He considers me a friend at least."

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Gaster: "I think he's friends with Vaati..."

Jäger Leyline: its just that he might fall apart without two

Owl: Owl has been sitting quietly to the corner, unable to comment.

Jäger Leyline: so he might need to learn some self reliance and try out other things first to see if this is truly what he wants

Lua: shuffles his position on the couch, about to add a comment to a discussion he's heard the last few sentences of.

Gaster: "Yeah..."

Jäger Leyline: because to be honest, if you 3 did marry him into you in the state he is in, that is really kind of taking advantage of hi

Jäger Leyline: him*

Gaster: "... You've got a point."

Lua: "Y'know, mentioning the whole past life of Schyro, I feel like it's not helping how held this from him for, he's not gonna trust others for awhile."

Jäger Leyline: I'm not saying bail on him or leave him to the wolves

Lua: "With that kinda thing at least."

Jäger Leyline: people often rush into something they aren't prepared for because the idolize it, believing it to be the one sole thing they want

Jäger Leyline: .....I'm doing that now to be honest

Jäger Leyline: they*

Gaster: "... Hmm?"

Jäger Leyline: looks at BC

Jäger Leyline: isn't that right babe?

Barchar: "Yeah..."

Barchar: "I mean, we've been together for, what, three weeks?"

Jäger Leyline: yeah

Barchar: "And we're already thinking about having a fucking kid."

Gaster: "... You two wouldn't be happy with a kid."

Jäger Leyline: I don't believe that though

Gaster: "It's bringing a whole new person into the world. It's huge."

Lua: "..You're saying that like that's just not having a sole goal in general."

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Barchar: "We'd be happy with a kid later."

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Barchar: "But god, we need to develop."

Barchar: "I'd RUIN a kid right now."

Jäger Leyline: I like kids....I just miss having Loni as my kid I guess

Gaster: "... Don't try to replace yourr sister with this kid, that's a lot to put on their shoulders."

Lua: thinks about how that's slightly fucked up, but he's not going to put any pressure on that.

Jäger Leyline: you know shes not my actual sister right?

Gaster: "I know, but she was a child figure to you."

Lua: "...Wait what?"

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Jäger Leyline: Can't really call myself a father when shes only 8\

Jäger Leyline: 9 years younger than me*

Jäger Leyline: Yeah lua, guess its not a big secert anymore

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Barchar: "He found her during his time as a mercenary."

Jäger Leyline: Loni is my adopted sister, after I murdered her father

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Barchar: "Well..."

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Barchar: "Yeah. I suppose."

GLaDOS: "..Anyway. I suppose the point is, yes. I think that we are."

Jäger Leyline: ...but we should be trying a way to help Scyhro not talk about my grievances and issues

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Gaster: "Mmmhhhh"

Lua: "...Huh"

Owl: "..."

Jäger Leyline: do you think Schyro would be willing to try being with others

Lua: (( I just saw somebody hump a panda plushy while play brain power on guitar hero. I'm questioning my life choices here. ))

Jäger Leyline: ((Don;'t question your life ever

Lua: (( He wasn't missing a note either ))

Gaster: "I dunno..."

Jäger Leyline: ((instead, punch him in the dick

Lua: "Like I said, he's not gonna be too trusting after how long you kinda said nothing about it."

Jason Scott: "Cool.":

Jäger Leyline: makes a kissing sign to Jason

: MageVaati [MageVaati] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].

Jäger Leyline: you should also talk to MTT about how you feel

Gaster: "I should...."

Jäger Leyline: last thing you want is sticking together because of the kids while MTT is with ST

Gaster: nods.

Jäger Leyline: if you want help with something let me know

Jäger Leyline: grabs the wine bottle and chugs it all down

Jason Scott: "Goat boy over there wants us to kiss again."

GLaDOS: "Poor goat boy."

CryingEevee OOC: ((>want to rp the main character from enemy mind because it's a cool concept. the main character leaves the previous host alive but with no brain activity when jumping to a new host. that's something that's rarely rpable))

Lua: wonders how long it'll take for him to be the only not drunk person in the room.

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Jäger Leyline: I'll let you enjoy your wine

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GLaDOS: she can't get drunk

Jäger Leyline: has a strong tolerance to alocohol

Barchar: and neither can she

Jäger Leyline: walks over to the couch

Gaster: hiccups sadly.

Jäger Leyline: but is a lot of fun when he gets drunk

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Jäger Leyline: so Jason whats the word ird?

Jäger Leyline: bird*

Jason Scott: "What?"

Jäger Leyline: two and her a thing?

Jäger Leyline: she should totally build you a robot body and digitalize you

Jason Scott: "She's considering making a body with better human features."

Jason Scott: "So that's not necessary."

Jäger Leyline: oh that works too

Lua: thinks, 'Okay, I'm back to what the hell am I listening to mode'

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Alien: ((RIP Echo

Gaster: ((*blasts sad airhorns*

MettatonSEX: ((*sad song played on the world's smallest violin*

CryingEevee OOC: ((well we got someone dead. that's fun.))

Owl: ((*Cannon shot in the distance*

Jäger Leyline: pats his lap,

Jäger Leyline: Hey babe

MettatonSEX: ((from the cyan room

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GLaDOS: "No. No I should not."

Barchar: "Yeah?"

Jäger Leyline: take a seat

Jäger Leyline: pats his lap again

Barchar: she walked over, hopping up.

Jäger Leyline: I think we should double date with Glados and Jason

Barchar: "..."

Barchar: "That would be interesting."

GLaDOS: "Trust me, Jason, the process of being put in a computer is not a pleasant one."

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Jäger Leyline: what do you think Jason and Glados

GLaDOS: "...I have little to no clue what a 'double date' would entail."

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CryingEevee OOC: ((and another one bites the dust))

GLaDOS: "Okay. After searching on the inernet, I have learned that it often involves eating/"

GLaDOS: "An action which I'm physically incapable of."

Jäger Leyline: but you can sit there, talk and look pretty

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Alien: ((RIP Avery

Barchar: (we cri)

Alien: ((-cannon shot in the distance-

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GLaDOS: "Well. I can do the first two, for sure. The latter is a matter of personal opinion."

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Jäger Leyline: its a matter of my opinion -finger guns-

Jason Scott: "And Mine. I've told you multiple times. And you still are."

GLaDOS: "I'm not dneying it."

Jäger Leyline: and so are you BC

GLaDOS: "Simply saying that there are those who would disagree. All groups must be considered in science."

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Jäger Leyline: those who do are not men/women of science then

Jason Scott: 'Well, those people don't matter."

Jäger Leyline: likely religious nut cases

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Jason Scott: "Cause you're honestly one of the prettiest woman I've ever met."

GLaDOS: "Surprising, considering the fact that I'm technically not actually a woman."

Jason Scott: "GLaDOS.:

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Jason Scott: "You get the point."

Zero IX: ((Rip avery and echo

GLaDOS: "Yes, but I think I'm hardcoded to be compelled to make snarky, sarcastic statements in response to others."

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Jäger Leyline: so when should the date happen?

Jason Scott: "Who cares about their opinion and comments?"

GLaDOS: "Science."

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GLaDOS: "Science must take into account all data. Even the data which is unpopular."

Jason Scott: "GLaDOS."

Jason Scott: "I really don't want to say this."

Jason Scott: "But you don't need to be so crucial for this stuff. It's having a good time, eating, talking,"

Jason Scott: "Not making a list of data, and analyzing it."

GLaDOS: "..."

GLaDOS: "I don't know how."

Jäger Leyline: We'll add a movie to help

Jason Scott: "Just, don't think about boring science stuff on a date."

Jason Scott: "Or for a lot of things really."

Jäger Leyline: focus on being funny and making people laugh

Jason Scott: "It's not necessary, and I think you'll enjoy things more."

GLaDOS: "..."

Jason Scott: "Keep your science for you lab, and when you're doing experiments."

GLaDOS: "I don't know how. I don't know how to NOT do science."

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Jason Scott: "Here, watch this."

Jason Scott: -He does nothing.-

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GLaDOS: "..."

Jäger Leyline: Jason's brain just turned off

Jason Scott: "See?"

Jason Scott: "No not that far."

GLaDOS: "Your heart beat about 37 times in that span. You took 25 breaths. Your left arm twitched slightly."

GLaDOS: "Jason, I was created for science. Programmed for it. My entire mind, since my first activation, has been tailor-made to doing science."

Jason Scott: "Just was getting lost in your eyes. Letting my mind race on thought about how you look, what I want to say and do with you."

Jason Scott: "Uninstall it."

GLaDOS: "...I can't uninstall my mind, Jason.'

GLaDOS: "I can't just delete anything that big. It would be like a factory reset."

GLaDOS: "At best, it would leave me a blank slate. At worst, it would leave me a merciless killer."

CryingEevee OOC: ((hey you know who hasn't been summoned in a while? Time.))

Jäger Leyline: just learn how to do things that aren't all about science

CryingEevee OOC: ((time, i summon you.))

Jäger Leyline: ((I SUMMON THEE TIMEY

Jäger Leyline: ((......

Jason Scott: "Can you just like, change your programming? Make yourself more lenient?"

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Timeywim: ((Hi.))

Timeywim: ((Bye.))

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GLaDOS: "I...don't...know."

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CryingEevee OOC: ((we should get time to stay some time. we know they're always there.))

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Barchar: (Honestly, I kinda wish they'd actually do stuff. I like them, from what I've seen. I remember the character they brought in being kind of interesting)

Jason Scott: "...Well, you know what you do when you don't know if you can do something, right?"

: ((I swear Timeywim is someone's alt))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i wonder why they don't do anything. hey time, why don't you do anything?))

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Jason Scott: "You try that shit."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i guess time doesn't want to answer))

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Jäger Leyline: also have you tried to snuggle or something with her yet?

GLaDOS: "Often."

Jäger Leyline: good

Jäger Leyline: do you like it Glados?

Timeywim: ((I don't really do anything because I'm an observer. An analyst, perhaps. I merely watch this chat and how it grows to satisfy my curiosity. I could attempt to RP but if only most people want it.))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'd be fine with it))

Barchar: (Hey you do you man)

Barchar: (you feel like rping rp)

: ((Who are you?))

Barchar: (you don't, don't)

CryingEevee OOC: ((i wasn't there for void so i don't have much to go on, but you seem pretty cool))

: ((Actually you don't have to answer that

Barchar: (Eh, I wasn't there either but clearly he's moved on way past the void)

Barchar: (or they)

Barchar: (or maybe even we have a second she after Chime, who the hell knows)

Owl: The fucking Komaeda RPer

Timeywim: ((That's creepy, Bread. I was the Void that your Asriel stuck his fingers into and they came out bleeding.))

Owl: Is trying to put RP shit in Main

Owl: In OOC*

: ((Well, I knew that))

Timeywim: ((And no, to answer your question, I am not an alt. I've been here for a long time.))

: ((But like, you always seem to know what's going on, with being disconnected. Which is odd.))

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: ((Which is why I assumed that))

CryingEevee OOC: ((he reads the logs))

Barchar: (yeah)

CryingEevee OOC: ((and refeshes constantly))

: ((He did it in Xyzzy too, I think))

Timeywim: ((I reload the logs every now and then and read them.))

Barchar: (He's basically our fucking GLaDOS lol)

GLaDOS: "It's fine."

: ((Or maybe I don't remember correctly))

Timeywim: ((I don't necessarily refresh it every second of the day.))

: ((-Shrug-))

CryingEevee OOC: ((eh, you refresh fequently enough at least))

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Owl: Komaeda RPer is calling me out on not being polite

Timeywim: ((I usually refresh the logs in my free time and I read it, sometimes it's not much and sometimes I read walls upon walls.))

Timeywim: ((Call me the Darkrai of CaU.))

Timeywim: ((Actually, please don't.))

Owl: ((Yeah it's Frisky.

Jason Scott: "..."

CryingEevee OOC: ((anyway, yeah. if you want to rp go ahead. if you don't want to, then whatever.))

Barchar: (I call you that anywya)

Timeywim: ((Laharl, please. I am not Frisky. Hell, they're not even on right now. I was referring to a joke CE and Flame made when I was last online.))

Barchar: (Yeah, no, he's not frisky)

Barchar: (was frisky even here when you first voidede)

: ((IUmma switch over to mobile real quick))

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Timeywim: ((Frisky was.. RPing Frisk, I think? It's hard to remember. I just know that I was around when Girl Frisk and Frisk were buddies.))

CryingEevee OOC: ((frisky was here for a long time i think))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((definitely before void i think. i think even i was around before void? maybe? just not during void? i dunno. xyzzy time is harder to judge i think))

Barchar: (I came in, like, EXACT tail end of xyzzy)

Barchar: (we switched to charat the week i joined i think)

Jäger Leyline: (its gone quiet

Timeywim: ((I believe Frisky was around before me, they've posted on the subreddit before I even started using the Void.))

Barchar: (and funny enough, we switched to parp not long after i rejoined as Btale)

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Jason Scott: "...So. Guess who isn't gonna go find a milf then, since this is working out? Me. I'm that one."

GLaDOS: "..."

Jason Scott: "You're better than any milf, and it helps that you like me back."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i was definitely around during games where there were both core frisk and ms. toriel, but i didn't rp on it back then and it was when it was mostly posts on /r/undertale))

GLaDOS: "Do I want to look up the term 'MILF'?"

Jäger Leyline: No

Jason Scott: "Proply not."

: Probly*

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Jäger Leyline: those toriels will be lonely then

Jäger Leyline: oh well

Jason Scott: "Go find them some other goat."

Jäger Leyline: so what do you want to eat Jason

GLaDOS: "Good to know."

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: ((Jason: GLaDOS' Robo pus pus))

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Owl: Komaeda tryna start shit

: ((Jason: -Finger guns-))

Owl: Like, Slarv, check OOC and Main on /r/UT

Owl: Read that little bitch's text.

Barchar: (Jason: "Does robot have puss puss?")

Barchar: (GLaDOS: "NO!")

Gaster: ((gaster: "some of 'em dooooo"

Barchar: (No, MEtta has the dick)

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Fanta: looks for husbando

Hywel: -Husbando can continue the anydoor shit now.-

Hywel: -We can just go back to where we were.-

Fanta: is at the anydoor

Hywel: -He's just frozen, confused at the state of this place.-

Fanta: "What the hell..."

Owl: http://prntscr.com/cb98o5

: -A man walks up, in some sort of uniform of sorts, with bright colors.-

GLaDOS: "Preferably nothing dirty. If you get grease on this body, I'm going to be cross."

: "Hello hello! Do you two need anything?"

Fanta: "Um..."

Fanta: "Hywel...?"

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: "We'd perfer you two to be in or out!"

Hywel: "W-Wha..."

Fanta: looks to husbando

: "..."

: "Iiinnnn, or out."

Fanta: "..."

: -There's plenty of traffic through the Anydoors, like people going in and out.-

: "Have you two stumbled in here?"

Fanta: "Um.."

Fanta: "Yes?"

Jäger Leyline: pasta then

CryingEevee OOC: ((i just realized. time is still in chat. wow.))

Barchar: (dn dun dunn)

Timeywim: ((Yes I am.))

GLaDOS: "As long as the tomato sauce stays as far away from me as possible."

: "Allow me to explain the place... Welcome, to one of the largest science museum and theme parks in the multiverse!"

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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai bloo))

Hywel: "...Theme... Museum?"

Fanta: "..."

Timeywim: ((I'll bid farewell, now.))

Timeywim: ((Goodbye.))

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: "Come in. Just don't forget your code, so we don't have to fish through the history, please!"

CryingEevee OOC: ((bai time. come back sometime without needing to be summoned since you're probably reading this.))

Fanta: she kinda.. puts an arm around hywel and steps in

Hywel: "..."

Jäger Leyline: well we'll go soon

Fanta: takes a look around the place

Barchar: "It could be fun."

Barchar: "Two baffling romances, coming together."

: -He walks towards a security station. Stuff like metal detectors, similar stuff to getting into an airplane. They do all that ahit, and then there is one last test. The one guy they met has been doing all of this, for them, but other workers have been helping other people.-

Jason Scott: "Yep."

: (( stuff like metal detectors, but also similar stuff to getting in an airplane

Jäger Leyline: Yeap

: (( seems legitimate

Jäger Leyline: BC, Babe, sweetheart, the love of my life,

Fanta: "Should we go?"

Hywel: "..."

: "One last thing! I mean, this is one of the more... Serious tests. I need a drop of blood, from each."

: "...Trust me, this isn't my choice. Kinda creepy."

Barchar: "Jager, Hunk, Big strong man, The light of my day?"

Fanta: "..."

: "It is simple, we have a little tool."

Jäger Leyline: wanna watch me movie togther?

: -He gets a little thing that goes on your finger, and pricks the tip of it.-

: (( every single hotel I've been in

: "Just out your finger in there."

: (( all their showers suck

: Put*

Fanta: she does, hesitantly

Barchar: (HOTEL SHOWERS CAN FUCK A DUCK)

Barchar: "Sure."

: (( like

Jäger Leyline: wanna join you two? -glados and Jasun-

: (( usually they have some sort of confusing as fuck dial to maintain temperature and how much water the shower head ejaculates onto your body

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: (( so it's just like

Hywel: -He does too. It kinda hurts a little, and he get a drop of blood from each. He goes to a machine, scanning the blood. He scans Fanta's, and give a thumbs up. Then scans Hywel's, and pauses a bit.-

: (( "do i pull the dial out to start the water?"

Jason Scott: "Sure."

: (( and then you end up blasting yourself with cold water

GLaDOS: "...A mobie. Hm. Sure."

Jason Scott: "It'll be fun, GLaDOS."

: i could not read that with a straight face

Fanta: "..."

: "...A-All good! Can I talk to you two a bit for a second?"

MettatonSEX: ((can you do anything straight

Fanta: "Sure..."

: -He points to a room. Looks like a closet.-

: -He walks in.-

Hywel: "..."

GLaDOS: "I trust you."

Fanta: she gives hywel a look

Hywel: -He holds Fanta's hand, and nods to the room, and also nods to his pocket. He pulls out a knife that looks like it is made of non metals.-

Jäger Leyline: picks up BC and carries her over his shoulder

Hywel: -Subtly.-

Fanta: nods, and walks ahead

Jäger Leyline: I know a theater, lets go

Hywel: -He walks in. It's a closet. The man looks worried.-

: "You guys need to run. And I need to come with you."

Jäger Leyline: heads to the anydoor and heads to the movie

: (( tfw can't do anything straight

Fanta: "..."

Fanta: "Why?"

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: "You're the kid! You're the kid who I saw. Who... Look, things aren't good, alright?"

CryingEevee OOC: (("how's the apocalypse going?" "could be better"))

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: (( So I have the option to use hotel wifi

: (( Fuck that

: "I'm not sure who you are, but... Remember when you were shot?"

Hywel: "..."

: (( I just use this mobile hotspot thing

GLaDOS: she follows.

Hywel: -You can see him with his hand in his pocket. Just in case.-

Jason Scott: -He follows, holding GLaDOS' hand.-

Fanta: "What do you know?"

: (( [i]laughs[/i]

Hywel: -He nods.-

: "I shot you, but there was a reason!"

: "I was forced."

: "It wasn't my choice."

: "These people barged in, invaded our planet. Or universe, it seems, and just... Forced us to do their bidding."

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Jäger Leyline: goes into the theater, gets 3 large sodas, extra large popcorn, and 3 hot dogs and seats in the seat, with BC on his lap

: "We were the ones working on... What, Anydoors, they call them? And we made the cure. People made us do it, and not give it to anyone else."

Barchar: "...Can you see?"

Jäger Leyline: yeah, I'm taller than you

GLaDOS: she sits down, looking proper and emotionless.

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Jason Scott: -He gets some candy, and sits in his seat.-

Fanta: "..."

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Jäger Leyline: has his chin resting on BC's head

: (( why the fuck am I wearing sunglasses right now

Jason Scott: "Hey, GLaDOS, wanna snuggle?"

: (( I just realized that I haven't taken these sunglasses in like

: (( 7 hours

Barchar: "...Ah."

GLaDOS: "Sure."

Jason Scott: -This has to be the fancy theatre with seats that recline.-

: it is

Jason Scott: -He makes room in his seat, space to snuggle.-

: "..."

: "Why are we sitting around?"

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

: "Kid, you're special, that place was abandoned, because I saw you could survive some bad shit. I left everything you needed there, and got everyone to leave."

GLaDOS: she manages to fit in, somehow

Owl: CLIPBOARDS

Owl: http://prntscr.com/cb98o5

: "This place is claimed by some group, this place is a lost hope. Here..."

: ((https://www.google.com/amp/www.nola.com/articles/19168843/tropical_storm_gaston_predicte.amp?client=safari

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

CryingEevee OOC: ((https://soundcloud.com/kyle-moses-341002703/the-beginning-of-dummy-except-the-song-never-starts

: -He pulls a pistol, that was holstered, and hands it to Hywel.-

: (( http://images.knifecenter.com/knifecenter/bearmgc/images/BC113TRn.jpg

Jäger Leyline: reclines the chair and relaxes with holding BC

Gaster: ((Magenta is an extra-spectral color, meaning that it is not found in the visible spectrum of light. Rather, it is physiologically and psychologically perceived as the mixture of red and violet/blue light, with the absence of green

Barchar: (Epsilon: Flame Mantis: Laharl Red: Chime Dimitri: MV Juno: Bloo(?) Avery: Bread Echo: CE Kanny: Unknown Vayna: Unknown)

Hywel: -He takes it.-

: ((That hurts to listen to))

: the movie starts to play, its Overwatch the movie

Jason Scott: -He messes with her hair as they watch.-

GLaDOS: she barely reacts.

Jäger Leyline: is likely being naughty

Jason Scott: "...Yeah... Gonna need to work on intimacy."

Jason Scott: "Trying to love on you"

Gaster: is face-planted on the bar.

: Frisky [Alien] joined chat.

GLaDOS: "Hm? Oh."

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

Gaster: -He's awake, but face-planted.-

MettatonSEX: (( http://i.imgsafe.org/23067128ea.jpeg

Fanta: ((Didju like tonight?

MettatonSEX: ((ye

Fanta: "So.. we just leave?"

Gaster: ((yes

: Smolapeño [Smolster] joined chat.

Owl: ((No my computer fucked me over

Owl: ((Otherwise, yes.

Jäger Leyline: take note from BC and I Glados

MettatonSEX: enters the bar.

Alien: ((it was neato

: "yeah, simple."

Alien: ((Anyways Imma go to bed

CryingEevee OOC: ((https://soundcloud.com/jimmythebassist/death-by-roundabout

Alien: ((gn

Gaster: -His wings are drooped, he just looks miserable.-

MettatonSEX: is NEO, not like he notices.

MettatonSEX: ...

: -He exists, and Hywel follows him. They're going to an anydoor.-

Fanta: ((gn

: Frisky's connection timed out.

CryingEevee OOC: ((gn))

Fanta: follows as well

MettatonSEX: immediately goes to Gaster. "Darling, what's wrong?"

GLaDOS: "Your relationship is rather sexual."

: -Someone stops them.-

Fanta: "..."

Gaster: "... He didn't tell you."

GLaDOS: "Which, as we've established, is not really how I'm going to work."

: The other guy: "Where are you going?"

: "...I'm on break."

MettatonSEX: "Who didn't tell me what?"

Gaster: "Me and Schryo..."

: Other guy: "Oookaaayyy. Your job at stake."

: "..."

MettatonSEX: "This was my first stop after the show. Gaster, what happened?"

: -He gets out of there, with Hywel, and Fanta.-

Gaster: "I... I told him my feelings for him might not be romantic."

Fanta: re-enters da heeeews

: oh god

Fanta: "So.."

Owl: ((SO Slar

Owl: ((You see the Komaeda RPer

Fanta: ((Yesss?

Owl: ((being a fucknut

Fanta: ((I did

Jäger Leyline: True, but we are so affectionate

MettatonSEX: sits next to Gaster, putting his cannon on his husband's back. ...He realizes this, and reverts to EX.

: (( I don't even want to fucking log onto Discord now

Jäger Leyline: I shouw BC how much I love her but holding her

Jäger Leyline: I love being close to her

Jäger Leyline: and when she squeaks when I grab her

Fanta: looks at the person, is he gote

: "...I'm... Free?"

GLaDOS: "...Right."

GLaDOS: "Jason, do you squeak?"

Gaster: groans a little.

: -He's not gote. He's a fish person.-

MettatonSEX: Darling, tell me everything you want to tell me about this. I'll say this right now, though; I'm not mad at you or upset with you or anything.

Jason Scott: "..."

Fanta: "So.. who are you?"

Jason Scott: "Hevent tested that."

Amado: "Amado."

MettatonSEX: I'm here for you, my love.

Fanta: "Nice to meet you."

Gaster: "I... I feel like I left the honeymoon stage with him. The initial infatuation's gone."

Amado: "I'm wearing a nametag."

Jäger Leyline: squeezes BC

Amado: -He seems a lot more grim outside of that place.-

Barchar: yup.

Fanta: "You.. already know my husband"

MettatonSEX: ...Oh...

GLaDOS: GLaDOS blinks, testing it

Hywel: "..."

: (( fuck I've hit the vaporwave section of my playlist

Hywel: "Yeah."

: (( [i]fuck[/i]

Amado: "Yes, yes... They forced me into being this... Shitty, happy all the time piece of shit helper person, with my life on the line."

Gaster: "And... I didn't want to say anything, 'cause that would upset you and I've gotta keep everyone happy, all the time..."

Amado: "I'm out of there now. I owe you guys everything."

Amado: "In retrospect, I probably didn't need to wait for you to come."

Fanta: "Well.. um.. this is our house"

Jason Scott: -He doesn't squeak.-

MettatonSEX: Darling, it's going to hurt. Nobody is happy with this, probably. But you have to be honest. You can't keep everything happy all the time. I know. I've tried.

Jason Scott: -But he hugs back.-

GLaDOS: "...Hm."

Jäger Leyline: well hes not a goat

Fanta: looks to see if colton's around

Amado: "Nice house."

Fanta: "They're not tracking you or anything.. right?"

Gaster: "Everyone's gotta be happy, I brought them there for a new start..."

Amado: "They probably are. But they'll shit their pants if they know I'm with you, Hywel. You're a threat. To be reckoned with."

MettatonSEX: I'm a bit disappointed that not all three of us can love each other, but it's okay. It's okay to not be paradise.

Colton: nah, he's taking a nap

GLaDOS: "...Neither is she."

Fanta: "..."

Amado: "...I know you aren't nearly as bad as they think. They don't think you have the cure, though."

Gaster: "... I'm just... worried you'll get caught up in him, and forget about me."

Fanta: she steps up to Amado, kinda glaring

MettatonSEX: Wing. I love both of you.

Amado: "They think your invincible, some sort of God. They're really fucking stupid. Like, really dumb."

Fanta: "That's nice, but you put a lot more than us in danger."

Barchar: she looks away.

Gaster: "I know, but..."

MettatonSEX: scoots closer to his husband.

Amado: "Nono, it's okay!"

MettatonSEX: I'm not going to ever forget about you.

Gaster: "If people don't die when they love me, they forget about me or I leave them."

Jason Scott: "I really want that synthetic body, GLaDOS."

Owl: Tl:dr))

Jason Scott: "It's kinda bad to snuggle a metal body."

Owl: ((Gasters feeling like a ghost

Owl: ((And it's what he hates the most

MettatonSEX: I promise you with every inch of my being.

GLaDOS: "...Sorry."

Amado: "Ita fine."

Gaster: "A-and... I don't want us to end like that."

Fanta: "How exactly is it fine?"

: (( late night value menu

MettatonSEX: We won't.

Fanta: "There are 5 kids in this house."

Amado: "Hywel can just... Scare them."

Amado: "It's just gonna be a couple of guards."

Gaster: "... I hope so..."

MettatonSEX: pulls Gaster into a hug. He's crying a little bit.

Amado: "They know that he's him since I scanned his blood."

Amado: -There's a knock on the door.-

Gaster: hugs back, wrapping his wings tightly around his husband.

Amado: "...Do your thing, bye!"

Fanta: "..."

Amado: -He hides.-

Fanta: readies fire

: (( I don't like sleeping

Colton: he wakes up, walking out. "Hey, is something hap-"

Colton: "...Oh...uhm..."

Fanta: "Colton."

Jäger Leyline: true, but shes had goat in her before

MettatonSEX: G... no. People like me don't forget the ones they care about. And I care about you, probably more than I care about myself.

Colton: "I'm ging to go back to sleep."

: (( [sub](subject to change)[/sub]

Fanta: "Go get all the kids, and get in the basement"

Barchar: ".....Yeah.

Fanta: "As fast as you can."

Colton: "Uhm, okay."

Hywel: -He goes to the door, holding the pistol.-

Colton: he goes to gather EA and Smazzy.

Colton: "Wait, there's a basement!?"

: "We have reports that-"

: "..."

: -They fucking rub.-

: Run*

Fanta: "..."

Gaster: just... starts to sob.

Hywel: "..."

Hywel: -He closes the door, smirking.-

Fanta: "Good job, god among men"

Hywel: "They're terrified of me."

Jäger Leyline: something wront babe?

Hywel: "I am. A god."

Fanta: "That means they're going to send an army, you know"

Jason Scott: "Don't be sorry."

Barchar: "No. I'm fine."

Fanta: "Or just let you go"

Jason Scott: "...But being sorry. That's new to you, isn't it?"

Fanta: "But I'm going to prepare for the first."

GLaDOS: "...Hm. It is."

MettatonSEX: plays a song that he wrote years ago. It'os something about undying eternal love, how the world is too small to contain it all.

Hywel: "Hopefully the ladder."

Jason Scott: "That's good."

MettatonSEX: And it's directed at Gaster specifically, as it was at the time of writing.

Gaster: "I... I'm sorry...."

CryingEevee OOC: ((quick, cats or dogs?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((cats))

Fanta: "Get your weapons"

Gaster: "I'm sorry I broke his heart..."

Fanta: ((Cats

Gaster: ((doggo

MettatonSEX: ((dogs

Smolster: (both)

Hywel: -He do.-

: (( all of a sudden everything feels slightly

: ((Kitties))

: (( tilted

: (( everything feels all misaligned and not ok

: (( help

GLaDOS: "...Something feels off." she said, thinking to herself. "Well. I can worry about it later."

Barchar: (There's probably a name for that)

Fanta: "Now we should.. probably let the kids know what's happening"

MettatonSEX: Tell that to him.

Fanta: "We're on lockdown, ok?"

MettatonSEX: ((google

: (( WebMD says i'm dying

: (( welp

Jäger Leyline: kisses the cheek of BC

Hywel: "..."

Gaster: "I... I should..."

Hywel: "I'll be right back."

CryingEevee OOC: ((cats are more popular with the small part of CaU that participated))

Fanta: "Someone's always watching that door- where are you going?"

Gaster: ((I'm allergic to cats so

Hywel: -He leaves for a bit, and returns, actually giggling to himself a bit.-

MettatonSEX: ((i prefer dogs but cats are cool

: (( back in 5th grade I walked up to my crush and simply said

: (( "I strangled a cat"

Fanta: "What did you do?"

Loni Leyline: -is with Azalea, whereever they are

: (( oh boy did that surely get me into some shit

CryingEevee OOC: ((why would you ever say that?))

Hywel: "Entire place just is empty. They closed it."

Fanta: if colton wasn't a little bitch everyone's in the basement

MettatonSEX: ((murder that pussy(im sorry)

Azalea: "Mm..."

Colton: he probably got them too

Fanta: looks fucking pissed, she straight up slaps him

Azalea: -She be snuggling in bed.-

: (( Hell yeah i would murder that pussy

Fanta: "You fucking moron!"

Hywel: "What?"

Hywel: -He rubs his face.-

Fanta: "Aren't you the one that said we shouldn't be doing things that can get us killed?!"

Barchar: She sighs. "God, I wish I hadn't gotten this from someone else."

Fanta: "And you just prance back in there?!"

Hywel: "I didn't think it would get me killed. Mind you, I was armed. Knew what to do."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i hate words))

Gaster: ((pussy. destroyer.

Hywel: "I don't peace in there, I took a look in."

Hywel: "Opened the door slightly, peeked in."

Fanta: "What if there were 200 people ready to blow your head off"

CryingEevee OOC: ((well actually, i hate the english language sometimes but eh))

Jäger Leyline: gotten what babe?

: [color=#1c1c1c]English: ((oh))[/color]

Hywel: "They'd have taken the head off of plenty of innocents before they hit me, Fanta, they aren't just gonna shoot a slightly opened door."

Jason Scott: "..."

Fanta: "You didn't peek in, you left."

CryingEevee OOC: ((just sometimes though))

Fanta: "I saw you leave."

Hywel: "I left. The house."

CryingEevee OOC: ((when i realize how dumb it can be))

Barchar: "This." she motioned from her neck down.

Fanta: sighs

Hywel: -You realize the anydoor isn't in the house right.-

: [color=#1c1c1c]English: ((no no, what's said has been said.))[/color]

Fanta: i thought it was

Hywel: -Nope.-

Fanta: like, right in the living room

Fanta: yaz pls

Gaster: is finally done sobbing.

Hywel: -Noope.-

Fanta: where is

Fanta: they're in the fuckin mountains I figured it was in the house rather than just in the woods somewhere

MettatonSEX: finishes the dong

MettatonSEX: *SONG

MettatonSEX: *SONG

Gaster: ((LEL

MettatonSEX: *AAAAAAA

CryingEevee OOC: ((let's play mad libs. gimme a noun and two verbs))

Gaster: ((dong

MettatonSEX: ((dong

Smolster: (DONG

Gaster: ((finishes

MettatonSEX: ((think

: (( F I N I S H E S T H E D O N G

: (( ooh i can make vaporart out of that

Smolster: ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )

: (( time to draw dicks

Jason Scott: "...I'm gonna make you more... Emotional."

CryingEevee OOC: ((adjective))

Fanta: "Let's just.. fortify this place"

Jason Scott: "I'll try, anyways."

Gaster: ain't in the mood to get his dong finished.

Fanta: "Ok..?"

Hywel: "Okay."

MettatonSEX: ((flexible

GLaDOS: "...Likely."

Jäger Leyline: ((its a mounaton house in a field with a forest around it

: (( succulent

CryingEevee OOC: ((noun))

Fanta: ((But where's the anydoor

Barchar: (Ban)

: (( Alright guys

: (( I have like 10 minutes left

: (( What song should I loop for the next ten minutes before I leave

Jäger Leyline: ((its about a 10 mintue walk to the west of the house

Jäger Leyline: ((not in it

Fanta: ((Fffffuck

MettatonSEX: ((legs

Fanta: attempts to call brabcab

Smolster: (dong

CryingEevee OOC: ((this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpqTJP6ba0o))

: (( 2late

Jäger Leyline: its okay babe, tis not your fault

: (( I've already selected Wonderwall

MettatonSEX: Just... remember that I won't forget you. I have this ring for a reason.

: (( Not Wndrwll

: ((Btw this isn't meant to be a large thing))

: (( But Wonderwall

: (( This will be painful

Barchar: she blinks, answering. "Sorry, it's...Fanta. Hello, this is Barchar."

: ((Anyways continue))

Fanta: "Hi."

: (( "wait you're not supposed to say anything after "today"

MettatonSEX: kisses Gaster's tears away.

Fanta: "The house is probably gonna be under attack soon."

Gaster: snuggles up against Mettaton.

Jäger Leyline: What?

: (( this hurts mentally

Fanta: "Maybe not, but we're preparing for the worst"

: (( I need to listen to Wndrwll

Jäger Leyline: is listening in

Gaster: -He seems so, relaxed.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((adjective))

Barchar: "Wait, WHAT!?"

: (( succulent

MettatonSEX: ((flexible

Barchar: "What the fuck did you do!?"

Barchar: (Brainy)

CryingEevee OOC: ((verb ending in ing))

MettatonSEX: holds his husband close.

Fanta: "Hywel.. I don't know, he's being hunted or some shit"

: (( finishing

MettatonSEX: ((trusting

Gaster: ((boning

Barchar: (Blabbing)

Fanta: "Some guy called Amano"

: (( today day day day day day day day

Fanta: "Just get back here"

Amado: "What?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((noun, then verb))

Amado: -He's eating food from the fridge.-

Fanta: ((BY NOW, NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW, NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

Barchar: (Hammer ban)

Fanta: "Watch out for Merasmus"

Amado: "Who?"

Barchar: she pops up. "NO TIME FOR ANGST OR DATES, JAGER!"

Fanta: "The guy in the fridge"

GLaDOS: "Goodbye."

Fanta: "Washing dishes"

Jäger Leyline: Lets go

Amado: "Oh. Okay."

: (( I DON'T BELIEVE THAT ANYBODY FEELS THE WAY I DO

Fanta: picks back up the phone

: (( DO DO DO DO

Barchar: she runs off

Jäger Leyline: heads to the closest any door to head home

Barchar: (BACK BEAT)

Fanta: "Yeah so um.. get back here"

Jason Scott: "Bye."

Barchar: (BEAT BEAT BEAT BEAT-BEEEAT)

CryingEevee OOC: ((noun and plural noun))

Fanta: ((BEAT BEAT

Barchar: (BEAT BEAT BEATBEATBEATBEATBEAT)

Amado: "They're pussies."

Barchar: (Beat beats)

MettatonSEX: coils the arm with the ring around so Gaster can see it.

Fanta: ((BEAT BEATBEATBEATBEATBEAT

Fanta: ((I'M SUR

MettatonSEX: ((beat beets

Gaster: kisses that hand.

Barchar: (I'M SHO SHOSHOSHOSHSOHSOSHOSHOSHOSHO)

Fanta: ((SURE SURE SURE SURE SURE SURE SURE SURE SURE SURE SURE SURE SURE SURE SURE SURE

CryingEevee OOC: (([i]liquid[/i]))

Fanta: ((I DON'T BELIEVE THAT AAAANYBODY

Amado: "Prlly gonna send a couple foot soldiers at best, hope that it just get blown off, and that no one knows it happened."

Barchar: (I DON'T BELIEVE THAT ANYBODY FEELS FEELS FEELS FE-FE-FEFEELS)

Barchar: (cum)

Barchar: (no)

Barchar: (gasoline)

Fanta: ((FEELS FEELS FEELS, FEELS FEELS FEELS FEELS

Gaster: ((pisssssssssssssssssssss

Jason Scott: "...So."

: (( KoS's tears

Fanta: ((He drinks piss

GLaDOS: "So."

Barchar: (I drink piss down)

Fanta: ((I GET KNOCKED DOWN

: (( I should make a song called I Drink Piss

CryingEevee OOC: ((adjective))

Jason Scott: "You making that body?"

Fanta: ((BUT I GET UP AGAIN

: (( I'm going to make a song called I Drink Piss

Fanta: ((YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET KNOCKED UP AGAIN

Barchar: (that's just Piss by neil cicierega)

Jäger Leyline: returns home

Fanta: ((YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET KNOCKED DOWN

Barchar: (you forgot the 'BUT I GET KNOCKED DOWN-AGAIN)

Jäger Leyline: Fanta! Hywel! The hell is going on?

Barchar: she's get the buster on. "WHAT ARE WE SHOOTING!?"

Hywel: "I don't know."

Fanta: "Hi, welcome, now I'm gonna get some shit and board up the place!"

Amado: "Hi."

Fanta: "People!"

Amado: "I'm Amado."

GLaDOS: "Still attempting to make theartifical skin."

Fanta: "This is Amado, thank him."

GLaDOS: "It's coming along."

Jason Scott: "That's good."

Fanta: "The kids are in the basement"

Barchar: "Do I thank him with bullets?'

Amado: "Woah, what?"

Jäger Leyline: runs to the back

CryingEevee OOC: ((plural noun))

Fanta: ((Cummies

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Power Armored Jager [PowerArmorJager].

Amado: "I am the savior of the children, do NOT shoot me."

Barchar: (Songs)

PowerArmorJager: reenters

Barchar: "Okay."

PowerArmorJager: Whose attacking?

Amado: "Did you tell your friends I was the bad guy?"

Fanta: "No"

CryingEevee OOC: ((verb ending in S))

Fanta: "I said it was your fault we were getting attacked"

: (( slaps

Gaster: ((shits

: (( MettatonSEX shits his eyes

Amado: "Oh, well that's... True. Ish."

Fanta: "You explain, I'm getting guns"

PowerArmorJager: who is this person -point to Amado

MettatonSEX: Heh... Darling. Remember... "I will love you until I perish. I will never forget you, I promise with all my being that you will always be in my thoughts. I vow to always, always love you." Those still hold true.

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh boy, [i]name of person in room[/i]))

Barchar: (Frisky)

Fanta: "Should I give Azalea and Loni weapons?"

Barchar: (wait no they're not here)

CryingEevee OOC: ((frisky isn't here))

Amado: "I'm Amado."

: (( chime

Barchar: (Vivien)

Fanta: "To protect the kids if we.."

Fanta: "Die"

: (( quick

: (( what do I sample from for I Drink Piss

Barchar: "You're not going to fucking die."

Barchar: (Piss by neil cicierega)

CryingEevee OOC: ((sniper from f2))

CryingEevee OOC: ((*tf2))

Amado: "You're not gonna die, Jesus fucking Christ."

Fanta: "Whatever, arm them or not?"

Owl: ((That TF@ fansong

Barchar: "Nah."

Owl: ((Piece-a-piss

PowerArmorJager: theres that Jesus guy again

Amado: "Giving kids guns sounds like a great idea!"

PowerArmorJager: No

: (( I'll try my best

CryingEevee OOC: ((animal))

: (( I will also sample from Daft Punk which I'm pretty sure samples from other shit

Fanta: is kinda panicking

PowerArmorJager: Because I don't plan on dying

Gaster: blushes, chuckling. "You're so sweet... I really don't deserve you."

Gaster: ((corrupted!jasper

Fanta: "Ok then, I'm gonna tell them what's up"

Fanta: heads to the basement

MettatonSEX: ((pussy

Loni Leyline: -is in the basement with Azalea-

MettatonSEX: You deserve me.

: (( i've figured out how to shut my mom up at any time

: (( blast backstreet boys

Amado: "You guys are taking this to a much higher level than it needs to be."

: (( it always works

CryingEevee OOC: ((food))

: (( pussy ))

MettatonSEX: I don't deserve either of my loves.

MettatonSEX: ((dick

Fanta: "Hi"

MettatonSEX: ((*duck

Barchar: "And if they kill me, then I'm gonna get really pissed.'

Amado: "Trust me, I've been forced to be with them, to know they don't have any good things when it comes to an army."

MettatonSEX: ((dick works too

Gaster: "Mmmh."

Barchar: "And man, I can actually mean that, which is fun."

Azalea: "What's going on?"

Fanta: "So, basically we're under attack"

: (( i just imagined it

CryingEevee OOC: ((adjective, then noun))

PowerArmorJager: Amado what is attacking

Fanta: "Or we will be soon"

Amado: "They rely on clever stuff."

MettatonSEX: ((fucking shit

: (( "and now presenting bloolooboyle with their hit single I Drink Piss"

Amado: "Probably nothing."

CryingEevee OOC: ((that's a verb mv))

MettatonSEX: ((fucking is an adjective

Barchar: (Adverb)

Owl: ((Wonder how /r/UT would react if I just

MettatonSEX: ((its a sentence enhancer

Owl: ((Killed this fuck

Amado: "But trust me, if there is anything, they're gonna be innocent people, who are afraid. Try to stop them, without killing them, okay?"

Barchar: (Explosive diarroeha)

Amado: "...Probably a couple of friends."

Owl: (("Those fucking fuckers fucking fucked it, fuck!"))

Barchar: (Fuck is great)

CryingEevee OOC: ((here we go))

CryingEevee OOC: ((Is this a/an Dong which I see before me, The handle toward my hand? Come, let me Finishes thee. I have thee not, and yet I Think thee still. Art thou not, Flexible vision, sensible To feeling as to Legs? Or art thou but A/An Dong of the mind, a/an Succulent creation, Boning from the Hammer-oppressed brain? I see thee yet, in form as palpable As this which now I Ban. Thou marshal`st me the way that I was going, And such a/an Beat I was to use. Mine eyes are made the Beats o` the other senses, Or else worth all the rest. I see thee still, And on thy blade and dudgeon gouts of Piss, Which was not so before. There`s no such thing: It is the Knocked-Down business which informs Thus to mine eyes. Now o`er the one half-world Nature seems dead, and wicked Cummies abuse The curtain`d sleep; witchcraft Shits Pale Chime`s offerings; and wither`d Murther, Alarum`d by his sentinel, the Pussy, Whose howl`s his watch, thus with his stealthy Duck, With Tarquin`s Explosive strides, towards his design Moves like a/an Diarrhea...))

: (( do_it.raw.mp4

Barchar: "...Fine."

Fanta: "wE'RE TAJKing care of it"

Fanta: "But.. stay here until we know it's safe"

: (( Succulent creation boning from the hammer-oppressed brain

Gaster: ((fucking beautiful

: (( witchicraft shits pale Chime's offerings

MettatonSEX: ((moves like a diarrhea

: -If you're lookin outside, there are five armed people approaching, they all look very nervous, and are slowly pressing on.-

: (( diarrhea dreams

Barchar: (10)

PowerArmorJager: looks outside

: (( vaporwave track but with burping and fart noises

PowerArmorJager: well we got like 5 people out there

PowerArmorJager: think I'll just go talk to them

Fanta: hops back upstairs

Fanta: "What do we have"

Amado: "Don't shoot, alright, my man?"

Amado: -I've decided he's a Mexican fish.-

Amado: -So he has a Mexican accent.-

MettatonSEX: holds Gaster close. "...You have to tell him how you feel. It's going to hurt both of you. He's probably going to need someone close to him to support him, I can tell, but you might too. If that happens, come to me."

Fanta: she looks out a window

MettatonSEX: Exactly. How you feel.

PowerArmorJager: opens the door and walks outside

PowerArmorJager: Howdy folks

MettatonSEX: No beating around the bush.

: -There is a gote, two humans, a fish, and a anthro bird.-

: -They all aim at Jager.-

Barchar: "Well, let's see if the pale, fanged girl holding a gigantic gun intimidates them."

Owl: ((Fun fact, Watsky has one extremely long song

: -Not... Not very well.-

Owl: ((9:10 seconds

PowerArmorJager: This is private property

Owl: ((9 Fucking minutes

Fanta: ((That's pretty short

: "W-Who are you?!"

Fanta: ((9:10 seconds

Barchar: she runs it, charging up her laser. Really, just to seem loud.

Gaster: "... Does he have anyone else to depend on? Other than us?"

PowerArmorJager: holds his hand up to tell BC to stand down

Fanta: sticks her hand out the window and makes a fire in her hand

MettatonSEX: Yes.

Fanta: lotsa fire

PowerArmorJager: names Jager Leyline, The Red Blitz

: [sub]"We're gonna fucking die..."[/sub]

: "..."

PowerArmorJager: this is my house

Barchar: she's not aiming at them.

: "D-Do you... Know a Hywel?"

Barchar: she's also not letting go of the charge.

Barchar: "Yeah. Sorry, though, he's unavailable."

Fanta: is aiming at them

: "Don't... Don't make us shoot..."

PowerArmorJager: Hywel? Yeah, I fought with one during the war, but he died at the battle of solomon's valley

MettatonSEX: I can list people that he would go to, if you want. Excluding me.

: "please please don't make us shoot..."

Gaster: "No, no... it's fine."

CryingEevee OOC: ((quick, post your favorite line from a song [or just one you really like]))

MettatonSEX: Alright.

: -The one who said that actually looks afraid to even be holding the gun.-

PowerArmorJager: I'm not doing anything, you're the ones pointing the guns

: (( well

: (( this is a line from a song I dedicate to you CE

PowerArmorJager: why are you here?

Barchar: (From the moment that we met I've been awake like I've never been awake in all my life ~ Neil Cicierega, no-eyed girl)

Fanta: (("There was an old farmer who lived on a rock"

: "...We need Hywel... And another guy... Amado."

MettatonSEX: (("i wanna thank you mom/ i wanna thank you dad/for bringing this fuckin' world/to a bitter end"

Barchar: "Nope."

Fanta: (("He sat in the meadow just shaking his fist at some boys who were down by the crick"

Barchar: "Sorry."

PowerArmorJager: what for?

CryingEevee OOC: (("can't hold on much longer. but i will never let go!"))

Fanta: (("Their feet in the water their hands on their marbles"

Fanta: ((etc.

: (( Kinda counted on you being a friend, gotta give it up or give it away - daft punk/instant crush

: "...A-And, if you don't stand down, and let us, we'll have to [sub]take him by force[/sub]

Barchar: "dude."

Barchar: "Do you even know how to aim a gun?'

PowerArmorJager: BC

: [sub]"Them, you idiot![/sub]

Owl: ((Oh one sec

Gaster: (("It's like a dream... some silly fantasy..."

: (( "I played tons of CSGO, I know how to aim a gun"

: (( "11,612 hours"

: (( "legit"

Barchar: "You can call people of all genders 'dude'."

: ((-Gets a gun-

Fanta: she crawls out the window

PowerArmorJager: look, I'm wearing a metric ton power armored suit

: (("...Okay so, where's the mouse?"))

Fanta: and walks over behind the squad

Barchar: "And I'm nigh-invincible."

: -One points at Fanta.-

PowerArmorJager: those small arms won't scratch the paint job

Owl: (( "Pull the hearts out of our chests, pull the pins out of our hearts, and toss them back and forth like they're grenades" - Watsly, Boomerang ))

: (( "...Wait, how did I get this without being in a buy zone?"

Fanta: and then immediately walks back because she's not invincible

: "S-She isn't..."

Barchar: "Look, you should really just head off and tell them we beat you off."

Fanta: "Goddammit"

: "Oh..."

Barchar: "Because otherwise we actually WILL."

MettatonSEX: ((the song i chose was disposable teens

PowerArmorJager: and secondly you left safety on

: (( the song I chose

MettatonSEX: ((barchar, wording

Fanta: sets herself on fire to be intimidating

: "Y-You leave us no choice..."

: (( was instant crush

: (( by daft punk

MettatonSEX: (("tell them we beat you off"

CryingEevee OOC: ((my song was open your heart))

PowerArmorJager: Stop Fanta and BC, go back in the house!

Barchar: (I put the song there right the fuck in there my man)

: -One fires at Jager, drops the gun, and just walks away.-

Barchar: "Jager, come on, I'm going to be fine."

: "..."

CryingEevee OOC: ((by crush 40))

Fanta: "I'll be alright"

: "John?"

: "...John?"

PowerArmorJager: ignores the bullet and walks forward

: (( jager: "lol u play csgo"

PowerArmorJager: alright stand down you four

: (( "that's cute"

: -They're all just looking at one of the humans walking away.-

Barchar: she just lets go of the charge. She doesn't really need to do anything, clearly.

: "IM SICK OF THIS SHIT."

: "I DONT LIKE GUNS."

: "THEYRE LOUD."

PowerArmorJager: yeah, put it down and go hime

: "AND HURT PEOPLE."

MettatonSEX: ((also: "yesterday was a million years ago/in all my past lives, i played an asshole" from the last day on eartj

Fanta: "You forgot an apostrophe dear"

PowerArmorJager: home*

Amado: -He walks out.-

: (( more lines to dedicate to CE

PowerArmorJager: is likely in front of them by now

Amado: "John, stop being a fucking pussy man. This is what happened at training."

: "FUCK OFF AMADO."

PowerArmorJager: John go home

: "...Uhm."

: (( And we will never be alone again/'Cause it doesn't happen every day/Kinda counted on you being a friend/Can I give it up or give it away

MettatonSEX: shifts a bit in his seat, holding Gaster close. "Tell him after you sleep tonight. You'll feel better in the morning."

: -They drop the weapons.-

: "...Do we get Hywel?"

PowerArmorJager: No

Gaster: "Mmmh, that's a good idea."

: "do we get to stay here?"

MettatonSEX: ((both of my songs were marilyn manson im edge trash

Barchar: (I have another one)

PowerArmorJager: picks up the guns

PowerArmorJager: why should you?

: "...Do we have to go back? We're probably dead if we do."

Barchar: ("Code monkey think MAYBE MANAGER WANNA WRITE GODDAMN LOGIN PAGE HIMSELF" ~ Code Monkey, Jonathan Coulton)

: (( tfw you like marilyn manson

PowerArmorJager: Then don't go back

: "is there anywhere to stay? Can we make lives here?"

Barchar: "The dimension?"

Fanta: "..."

Barchar: "Probably."

: -They look kinda desperate.-

CryingEevee OOC: (("it seems like right from the moment of your birth... someone's been needing to bring you down to earth" -celldweller: down to earth))

PowerArmorJager: theres a village to the east of here

PowerArmorJager: I'll take you there

: (( i'm going to make a song about knives

: "Thank you sir."

Amado: -He walks back in.-

Barchar: ("Seasons don't fear the reaper, nor do the wind, the sun or the rain" ~ you probably know)

PowerArmorJager: you can stay in the hostel until you figure things out

: (( it's going to be a fuckton of samples that barely sync over a man reviewing a knife

Amado: "I never liked John."

Fanta: walks back in to the hywel

Amado: "John is like, the embodiment of all the bad things."

PowerArmorJager: you got any more guns on you?

Fanta: "Ok.."

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCQcFM4xrbI]sample from this[/url]))

: (( "I play CSGO"

: -He all hand over pistols.-

: (( "CYKA I KNOW HOW TO USE A GUN"

: "we're really sorry..."

: (( "CYKA CYKA CYKA"

MettatonSEX: ((other good lyrics: "ever since the first time i opened my eyes/i've awakened to the same thing" im spg trash

PowerArmorJager: its fine,

PowerArmorJager: takes all the guns

PowerArmorJager: now come on, to the village

Barchar: (I just-my entire musical life is jonathan coulton and lemon demon now so)

Gaster: ((... all of lover's revolution by iron and wine

MettatonSEX: wraps a leg around Gaster. "Just remember. You're not going to lose me."

Barchar: (don't fear the reaper is the least that I'm getting)

Fanta: looks at hywel

PowerArmorJager: starts walking

Hywel: "...Okay then."

Gaster: snorts. "Of course you'd use your leg, dear."

Fanta: "I guess that.. happened"

Amado: "So, where's my room?"

Gaster: ((um, what else...

MettatonSEX: It makes me feel closer to you.

Fanta: "Go with your friends"

Amado: -I mean, this guy is eating chips, lying on the couch at this point.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((the music i listen to is just soundclowns, videogame music/remixes, and celldweller))

Gaster: ((okay this is somewhat filthy but

Owl: ((I think I accidently introduced /r/Undertale to Body horror/gore

Owl: ((With UW Frisk

Amado: "What? No, I deserve some place better since I helped you guys. They're broke."

PowerArmorJager: leads the 4 people to he village and sets them up in a hostel

Barchar: "Yeah, but you're an asshole."

Amado: "That's not false."

Fanta: "You already ate like.. half our food"

Barchar: is trying to ignore Gaster and Mettaton

Amado: "But I have a big heart, I promise."

: (( I'm going to go now

Amado: "I haven't had any good food in awhile, okay?"

Gaster: ((You see your world on fire; don't try to act surprised We did just what you told us Lost our faith along the way and found ourselves believing your lies

Amado: -He's a little tubby.-

Amado: "..."

Gaster: ((that's survivalism by nine inch nails

MettatonSEX: leans backwards, letting Gaster fall a bit onto his face so he can give some prime kisses.

: bloolooboyle [] disconnected.

Barchar: (Oh, uh, every line from the pieces of the people we hide)

Barchar: (They're all good)

MettatonSEX: ((i like closer

MettatonSEX: ((a lot

Gaster: takes advantage of prime kissing position.

CryingEevee OOC: (("Good luck, you're fucked And we hate to see you go, man, but everyone knows you're screwed" -celldweller: Good L_ck (Yo_'re F_cked)))

Fanta: "..."

Barchar: (See, if thats what I think it is I'd probably only be able to think of it in terms of rollercloser)

Gaster: ((I really like the deadmau5 remix of survivalism

Fanta: "Ask Jager, I'm not gonna.. deal with this"

PowerArmorJager: returns to the house sometime later

Barchar: (Neil ruined a lot of music for me because I didn't hear it before i hear dmouth silence)

MettatonSEX: Prime smooches.

Fanta: grabs hywel's hand and heads to the basement

Fanta: "Coast is clear"

Amado: "Hey, my man. How are those guys?"

Colton: "OH...good."

Hywel: "Yep."

Barchar: "...I'm gonna go back home."

Azalea: "Cool."

PowerArmorJager: fine, I set them up in a hostel for a month

Barchar: she heads off to the bar, stopping upon seeing Gaster and Mettaton

Fanta: "Colton, cmon I'm gonna go to sleep"

Amado: "Oh, bye, beautiful."

Gaster: looks up. "Oh... hey."

Owl: (('YOUR LIPS LOOK LIKE CRISPY BACON! (CRISPY!~) CRISPY BACON (CRISPY!) CRISPY BACON~"

Amado: "...I said that out loud, didn't I?"

Barchar: "Don't fucking flirt with me."

Fanta: takes colton's hand, husbando's hand, and heads to bed"

MettatonSEX: sees Barchar and loses his balance, falling on his head.

Amado: "I- uh... Sorry."

Barchar: "..."

Barchar: "Would laughing at that be insensitive?'

MettatonSEX: Hi Barchar.

Fanta: "Ugh....."

MettatonSEX: Nope.

Barchar: "Okay, good." she chuckles. "okay. Laughing over."

MettatonSEX: I got startled.

Amado: "She's your girl, isn't she?"

Barchar: "...uhm...I'm glad you two have shit worked out, by the way."

MettatonSEX: ...Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Fanta: puts colton in bed, puts hywel in bed, and snuggles them both

MettatonSEX: Sort of.

Fanta: "God"

MettatonSEX: Between us.

Amado: "You're one lucky guy.

Gaster: "I need to talk to Schyro again."

PowerArmorJager: Amado

Barchar: "Kinda sorta semi-worked out."

Hywel: -He snuggle back.-

Barchar: "Yeah."

MettatonSEX: Yeah.

Barchar: "...Yeah."

Amado: "Yeah, that is my name."

Fanta: kiss Hywel

Barchar: "God, I wish I could help, but this shit is waaaaaaaaay outta my emotional league."

PowerArmorJager: something is telling me to uppercut you into the roof

Colton: snugsmol

Fanta: "I'm.. glad we got that settled?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((good l_ck yo_'re f_cked is essentially about rolling 1s in dnd. or at least it works that way.))

Amado: "Is it my voice?"

MettatonSEX: ((death by glamour but it only uses the mtt yeah soundfont

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh yeah, hows that system going chime?))

Barchar: (that would be hell)

PowerArmorJager: goes to grab his head

Amado: "Everyone makes fun of my voice and accent, and I never understood why."

PowerArmorJager: is there a reason why I shouldn't?

Gaster: ((It's going good, not sure if I wanna impliment it

Amado: -He steps back, putting his hands infront of himself.-

MettatonSEX: ((i can imitate the yeah~ perfectly

Barchar: (Amado: "My charismatic personality?")

Amado: "Because I helped you guys?@

Amado: "Please don't hurt me..."

Gaster: ((i might try a test tomorrow? if everyone's okay with it?

Barchar: (sure)

PowerArmorJager: but you send those people here didn't you?

MettatonSEX: ((im ok with it

CryingEevee OOC: ((sure))

PowerArmorJager: isn't being too aggressive

Amado: "No! I escaped."

Gaster: ((okay, now i gotta pull a dnd campaign out of my ass

MettatonSEX: ((as long as you dont roll a 1 in the whole emotional scene with the robots

Amado: "They followed me. Unintentional result."

CryingEevee OOC: ((so, i forget, aside from rolling a d20 for stuff, what's the system?))

Barchar: "...So...uhm...uh..." she thought, biting her lip. No. This was a pretty awkward time "I assume oyu'll still need me for the speech and festival?"

Fanta: holds the two close

Fanta: "Sorry I over-reacted.."

Gaster: ((it's just rolling the d20 - i didn't want to do a lot of calcing

Hywel: "You both are amazing. And it's okay."

MettatonSEX: Speech is tomorrow, so yes.

PowerArmorJager: and what do you want with Hywel?

Hywel: "My fave hurts though. You own me."

Fanta: "What's your fave"

PowerArmorJager: or them for that matter

CryingEevee OOC: ((so no stats at all? just rolling? das cool.))

Gaster: ((yup

Amado: "Nothing any more, man, if that's what you want. I was just afraid, and he could help me."

: Face*

: Fuck you

PowerArmorJager: how?

Fanta: "Why does your face hurt?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((if i DMed something dnd-ish in like, tabletop sim i would probably do that. stats are hard.))

Fanta: "Oh yeah.."

Owl: ((OBvious news:

Fanta: "Sorry.."

Owl: ((/r/UT sucks at surgery

Fanta: "I was scared and.. just scared"

Barchar: "Cool. Cool..."

Gaster: ((holy shit do you have them playing surgeon sim

Gaster: "I hope things go well, dear."

Fanta: ((This is goddamn hilarious

CryingEevee OOC: ((i was actually really good at surgeon sim... for a short while))

Barchar: "Uh, for the record, me and Schyro are kinda...bonding. so. I guess I might be able to help a bit. Probably not, beccause agian, Jesus these emotions are flying over my head. But still."

MettatonSEX: I do too.

Owl: ((No I have them trying to save the life of what is effectively a Make a Wish child Frisk

Owl: ((With a parasitic demon UW Flowey in her

GLaDOS: is watching. She coffs. "Please, that sound gun would have to rip his hand off."

Amado: "I dunno!"

Gaster: ((well she's fucking dead then

MettatonSEX: ...Well that's four people then.

Fanta: "I love you two"

MettatonSEX: Ahem.

Jason Scott: "Welll."

Gaster: ((i hope you didn't have fun playing her

Jason Scott: "It's a movie."

PowerArmorJager: well you can leave now

Jason Scott: "Doenst need to make sense."

Barchar: "...Huh?"

GLaDOS: "Why shouldn't it?"

MettatonSEX: Nothing.

CryingEevee OOC: ((what kinda "punk" genres are there? i know steampunk and cyberpunk but not much else))

Amado: "...Hey, can you do me a big favor, man?"

PowerArmorJager: doubt it

Jason Scott: "Cause it's just for entertainment."

MettatonSEX: ((industrial might count

Amado: "Can I stay here a bit?"

PowerArmorJager: No

Fanta: closes her eyes

MettatonSEX: ((classic punk

GLaDOS: "And? Why shouldn't entertainment strive to be accurate?"

Amado: "I'm really helpful, I can make tacos. From scratch."

MettatonSEX: ((visual kei is a type of punk

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't mean music genres btw))

MettatonSEX: ((i know

Amado: "I know that's a stereotype but it's true,"

MettatonSEX: ((pop punk style

Jason Scott: "Nah."

Gaster: ((diesel punk

PowerArmorJager: ....you can stay in the cage

Jason Scott: "Plus of all things, that's what you're saying makes no sense?"

PowerArmorJager: when I'll see what Hywel wants to do with you

Amado: "...Cage?"

Amado: "I'm not a fan of cages, my man. I've been in those."

Amado: "Does Hywel torture people?"

Amado: "Man... What have I gotten myself into..."

Owl: ((God this little girl is so dead

MettatonSEX: ...Anyway, if Schyro comes to you to talk, just listen. Try to help him, but if not, direct him to someone that can.

Owl: ((Like she's gonna have so many infections

GLaDOS: "...I have no idea what you were attempting to say there."

PowerArmorJager: theres a cage in the basement

Barchar: "Okay."

Owl: ((They did a blood transfusion with some kind of insane dimension warper

Owl: ((They elft Flowey's fucking decaying root in her

Owl: ((Guess what bread

Owl: ((They cauerized the wound

Owl: ((And she's still fucking CONSCIOUS for this

PowerArmorJager: so you can either stay there for now or take your chances with the leshens in the forest

Owl: ((This girl is SO FUCKED

Barchar: "...Thanks for telling me. I actually kinda needed that."

Barchar: (SHE DED)

Gaster: ((RIP YU

CryingEevee OOC: (("caurized"))

MettatonSEX: No problem.

Owl: ((QUICK

Jason Scott: "Look, there's a lady with a fucking black hole gun, tracer, who teleports with time travel, Winston. Just Winston. Reaper, who can't die, soldier 76, who has a magic visor that somehow makes him aim correctly, Bastion. Now bastion can somehow hold lots of rockets somewhere in that body."

Owl: ((DECIDE IF I SHOULD JUST END HER

Barchar: ...Goddammit, she was bad at starting conversation topics. Especially ones this awkward. Well. I guess she'd just leave it again.

Gaster: flaps his wings.

MettatonSEX: ((DEATH

Jason Scott: "Not to mention, they have endless ammo."

Owl: ((OR LET THEM TRY TO BULLSHIT UP A WAY FOR HER TO LIVE

Gaster: ((dude she's gonna be in pain for the rest of her life

CryingEevee OOC: ((death))

Fanta: ((Life but horrible pain

Gaster: ((be merciful

PowerArmorJager: so what will it be Amado?

Fanta: ((Wishing she was dead

Gaster: ((let her die

Amado: "I'll stay here my friend."

Fanta: ((Make her suffer

GLaDOS: "There's a miniature black hole within the portal gun."

Owl: ((I'm keeping her alive in a constant state of suffer

Owl: ((TO remind them of their fuckup

GLaDOS: "You're one to talk about teleporting with time travel."

Gaster: ((good idea

Jason Scott: "Yeah, you're right. But she crates black holes."

GLaDOS: "A smart ape is hardly impossible. I mean. Humans."

Owl: ((Like

Jason Scott: "Also kinda overlooked that."

MettatonSEX: gets up. His faceplates both fall off. He barely notices, but god is it unsettling.

Fanta: ((Constant horrible pain

Owl: ((They're playing Surgeon Sim?

Owl: ((I'm playing Sociopath Sim

PowerArmorJager: grabs his hand and leads him to the basement and puts him in a caged room, like in a prison, which has a bed and bathroom

: "I mean his body contorting to such sizes when he goes crazy."

GLaDOS: "This 'Reaper' fellow isn't explained very well, but I could believe it."

Jason Scott: -He said that.-

Fanta: ((Like someone else you made choices for ;)

Barchar: "...Uh.."

Barchar: she puts them back on.

Barchar: it's nothing she's not seeing constantly, but still.

Amado: "Why are you doing this, man?"

MettatonSEX: ...Oh, thanks.

PowerArmorJager: grumbles, "made me miss a fuckin movie for this

Amado: "..."

PowerArmorJager: because I need to be sure you're not a threat

Amado: "I promise?"

MettatonSEX: pushes his face in to make sure they don't fall out.

PowerArmorJager: and Hywel will decide that later

Gaster: "... Those seem a bit loose..."

MettatonSEX: No, I hit my head when I fell.

GLaDOS: "Jack Morrison could be using some form of time-slowing technology to allow him to take his time to aim perfectly."

Fanta: is secretly awake, she's holding hywel, colton in the middle

Jason Scott: "What. It's a visor."

MettatonSEX: They're secure unless suddenly struck.

GLaDOS: "And Bastion could be storing those rockets somewhere else."

Gaster: "Yeah, that'll do it."

Jason Scott: "Wheeereeee?"

GLaDOS: "Evidently they know how to utilize black holes.'

PowerArmorJager: stay here, be good, and you'll get food

MettatonSEX: You rebuilt me, you'd know.

PowerArmorJager: heads upstairs

GLaDOS: "I've not tried to use a portal to hold ammunition before, but it's possible."

Jason Scott: "Also I made my point. You don't know the answers to this questions, but you're assuming that they can be true."

PowerArmorJager: goes to knock on Fanta's door

Jason Scott: "Wven though you can't prove it. It's a movie, that's a good thing."

Hywel: "Yeah?"

GLaDOS: "But a gun that shoots sound with the power to kill people would shoot sound with the power to kill EVERYONE."

Hywel: "Come in."

GLaDOS: "Including it's weilder.'

PowerArmorJager: enterss and takes off his helmet

PowerArmorJager: so I put that Amado guy in the prison in the basement

Jason Scott: "Yeah, like the power of a few Arom bombs."

Fanta: it's a bizarre sight in fanta's room

Fanta: her and hywel in bed

Hywel: "Why?"

MettatonSEX: sticks his tongue out playfully. It drapes over his chin, though who'd even notice once he pulls it back in to kiss Gaster again.

Fanta: with clothes on

Fanta: and a child

CryingEevee OOC: ((what if i brought the elite beat agents into the bar?))

PowerArmorJager: He caused 5 people to attack the house and are after you

GLaDOS: "The other things are possible, but not something we understand yet."

GLaDOS: "That is physically impossible."

PowerArmorJager: Why else would I?

Hywel: "Well, not intentionally."

Barchar: her *lenny*

Jason Scott: "GLaDOS."

Jason Scott: "It's a movie."

Gaster: kisses back, purring a little.

Jason Scott: "Also to some, I'm physically impossible."

CryingEevee OOC: ((now gaster can purr?))

MettatonSEX: Aw, cute.

PowerArmorJager: still happened, Fanta can you back me up on this

Jason Scott: "You don't know what kinda of tech they would have."

Fanta: "It was his fault"

Jason Scott: "Stuff you don't know."

Gaster: "That's you."

Hywel: "Well, it wasn't a big deal."

MettatonSEX: No, you.

CryingEevee OOC: ((he's a skeleton/blob man how can he purr?))

GLaDOS: "...I suppose."

PowerArmorJager: Well are you sure this guy isn't a threat

MettatonSEX: ((magic

Barchar: "Why can't we all get along and say that you're both cute?"

Fanta: Why do i keep getting random pms tonight

Jason Scott: "How about we think about how well it's animated instead?"

Barchar: is using a sad, 'why must mommy and daddy fight' type voice. which is...uhm...a bit more appropriate than she realized, she supposes.

GLaDOS: "...That is true."

MettatonSEX: Who are you, Glamor?

Jason Scott: "Or how the characters are designed well. How it's entertaining."

PowerArmorJager: tosses Fanta the key to the cage

Glamor: [font=glamor]-He says that a lot.-[/font]

Owl: http://prntscr.com/cb9pvx

PowerArmorJager: it's your choice if he should be in there tonight Fanta

Gaster: also has toothless-style teeth so uh

Gaster: -Take that as you will-

Fanta: "Mm.. I'll give it to hywel"

Fanta: "I'm going to sleep"

Fanta: ((Seriously what the fuck

Hywel: "Ehh... I'll get him in the morning."

Hywel: -He snuggles./

Fanta: ((2 people I've never met decide to pm me for no reason

Fanta: snuggles also

Fanta: ((https://i.imgur.com/PtskscL.jpg

Jason Scott: "...Just gotta enjoy some things, GLaDOS."

MettatonSEX: meanwhile has teeth that can function like a chainsaw and a tongue longer than his hand.

PowerArmorJager: Hes your responsiblity while hes here

PowerArmorJager: I'm going back to the bar

PowerArmorJager: have fun snuggling

Barchar: "Heh. Nah."

Hywel: "Right. Bye."

Barchar: "He's way cuter than I am."

PowerArmorJager: leaves and enters the bar

MettatonSEX: He's six.

PowerArmorJager: Hey lads

Barchar: "And? I can call a 6-year old cute."

Gaster: "No offense, but that's probably why he's cuter than you."

MettatonSEX: Exactly.

MettatonSEX: Also hi.

Gaster: ((is ofna playing operation now

Barchar: "Eh. He will be when he's older, toom"

Barchar: "Unless he suddenly starts looking like a psycho."

Barchar: "But he's got your genes, so pff, I doubt it."

Glamor: [font=glamor]-He's going to be hot as fuck as an adult-[/font]

Gaster: "Eh, I don't know... if he got anything from my dad's side of the family..."

: ((Going to sleep, gn))

PowerArmorJager: how you doing skeleman

PowerArmorJager: ((night

CryingEevee OOC: ((gn))

MettatonSEX: ((gn

Fanta: ((gn

PowerArmorJager: any better now that Actorman is here

MettatonSEX: Or my mom's.

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: Jäger, doll, must you call me that?

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

GLaDOS: "...Just enjoy."

PowerArmorJager: could say the same about doll

GLaDOS: "Right."

MettatonSEX: He rolls his eyes.

Fanta: ((Alright

Fanta: ((So

Fanta: ((Someone picked a random member of the /r/undertale chat

Fanta: ((Just to say hi

Fanta: ((In pms

Fanta: ((In the most awkward way possible

Fanta: ((why

Barchar: (lemme guess, it was you)

Barchar: "..."

Fanta: ((I got pmed

PowerArmorJager: seldom uses actual names

Fanta: ((By a guy I've never met

Fanta: ((He was nice

Fanta: ((But why doe

Barchar: "I mean, Jager is pretty much all nicknames, anyway."

Gaster: nuzzles against his husband.

Barchar: "Which makes it mildly ironic that he's the only one I'm going to let call me 'Chara', but hey."

MettatonSEX: Mmh, tr-- oh fuck my ass, I'm at 9%.

MettatonSEX: Don't fuck my ass.

PowerArmorJager: No thanks

MettatonSEX: Tonight.

Barchar: "No, that would be really weird. C

PowerArmorJager: Not into dudes really

MettatonSEX: gets up, sighing.

Barchar: "For a lot of reasons."

MettatonSEX: I know. Figure of speech.

MettatonSEX: I'm going to charge.

Barchar: "Right. See you."

MettatonSEX: See you.

PowerArmorJager: latersz

Fanta: ((Smash right now is making me wanna kill him

Barchar: (Don't worry slarv)

PowerArmorJager: You gonna go too Gaster?

Barchar: (Don't hit smash in the mouth)

Barchar: (Cause that ain't no joke)

Barchar: (And somebody once told me that I'm a believer)

MettatonSEX: goes off to charge. He doesn't bother going to bed, he just plugs himself into the firse outlet.

Barchar: (and...yeah okay that's all the smash mouth jokes I've got)

MettatonSEX: *first

Barchar: "...c

Fanta: ((Going to bed

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

MettatonSEX: ((gn slarv

MettatonSEX: ((also, gn everyone else

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Gaster: decides to go too.

Barchar: "Bye, Gaster."

Gaster: "See you..."

: Smolapeño's connection timed out.

Barchar: "...god, how the fuck am I actually going to tell them..." she muttered. She shook her head. It wasn't worth worrying about, probably. "Wanna go sleep and/or fuck, Jager?"

PowerArmorJager: Uhh yeah

PowerArmorJager: sure

PowerArmorJager: tell them what though?

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Barchar: "Dumb personal stuff. Girly shit. Nothing a big, cool man needs to concern himself over."

Owl: ((They've given her a heart attack

Owl: ((And then given her ANOTHER heart attack by shooting her with electricity

PowerArmorJager: Well this big cool man is concerned about his girl

PowerArmorJager: picks her up

Barchar: "Oh, I'm in the air now. C

PowerArmorJager: heads to the back room and places her on the bed

PowerArmorJager: and I wanna know

PowerArmorJager: because I could help

PowerArmorJager: exits the armor

: Power Armored Jager [PowerArmorJager] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

Gaster: ((LAHARL JESUS CHRIST

Barchar: "Nah. Nothing you could help, probably."

Owl: ((Sociopath Simulator 2016

Barchar: "Trust me, I'll be fine."

Jäger Leyline: strips and lays on the bed

Gaster: ((that poor girl's gonna be in a fucking coma

Jäger Leyline: right

Gaster: ((or a zombie

Gaster: ((or both

Gaster: ((a zombie coma

Jäger Leyline: I both you change your mind, I'm always here for you babe

Jäger Leyline: hope you*

Barchar: (Character idea: a narcoleptic zombie)

Barchar: "There's probably at least a 50/50 shot I'll vent to you while you're asleep."

Barchar: "Or, I'll have a weird-ass dream about it, and then you'll know."

Jäger Leyline: pulls her over

Jäger Leyline: preferably when I'm awake and able to comprehend it

Barchar: "...Right, yeah, I guess it matters to you whether you're asleep when you perceive something."

Owl: ((Yu is now in a coma

Barchar: "Sometimes I forget that I don't work how other people work? But uh..."

Owl: ((I don't know how LONG she'll be in that coma, but she's in it!

Barchar: "Yeah."

Gaster: ((staaaay in your cooooooma

Jäger Leyline: for now just relax in my fluff

Jäger Leyline: we'll talk about it soon

Barchar: "That, I can definitely do..."

Jäger Leyline: falls asleep while doing naughty things

Gaster: ((... fuck i forgot how GOOD stay in your coma is

Jäger Leyline: (you two going to sleep?

Owl: ((They're trying so hard

Owl: ((I'm tempted to give them a happy ending

Jäger Leyline: (timey go to bed

Owl: t

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Jäger Leyline: (gey

Jäger Leyline: (I meant to say gay

: ((Oka then))

Jäger Leyline: (but hello there mr bread

Jäger Leyline: sleep well?

: ((Yeah))

Jäger Leyline: ((sto

Jäger Leyline: (still fantasizing over my voice?

: ((Wouldn't go that far))

Jäger Leyline: ((awww, damn

Jäger Leyline: ((its k, its a terrible voice

Jeska or Jekon: -its time-

Acastus: -He's all dressed up.-

Jeska or Jekon: you ready?

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon].

Jeska or Jekon: exits wearing her black dress

Acastus: "Yep."

Jeska or Jekon: well you should head out, I'll be fashionably late

Acastus: -He goes over, and pulls the dress so it covers more boob.-

Acastus: "Alright."

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Jeska or Jekon: hey I thought you paid off the guard

Alien: (('Ello

: Frisky [Alien] is now Frisky [].

Acastus: "Yeah, but still. I didn't bribe the teachers."

Acastus: "Although at this point, since you're getting the school money, I'm sure hey won't care."

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Jeska or Jekon: ((hey frisky and Flame

Jeska or Jekon: Alright, I'll meet you there

Acastus: -Hw nods, and heads out.-

Jeska or Jekon: hops in the Mobile Suit

Jeska or Jekon: suits in the cockpit until its time

: ((Jeska: OUR BULLETS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN! WDG: THEN I'LL FIGHT IN THE SHADE! JESKA: DAMN IT!

Acastus: -Well they're going to prom.-

Acastus: -Not really gonna have any bullets.-

: the school is covered in lights, and all the students are there

Acastus: -He walks in, probably looks for his friends.-

Barchar: -That is a huge assumption bread-

Jeska or Jekon: is likely packing anyways

: his friends are their with their dates

: Acastus probably has like. No friends.

: Or not.

Acastus: -Barchars existence is a huge assumption.-

: His fucking nickname has to be 'wolf boy'

Acastus: -He walks up the then, no hot super model like he said. But he has a smug smile.-

: "See I said Acastus was full of shit"

Acastus: "Yeah, yeah, laugh it up."

: "looks like you're best quality is your photoshop skills, gotta make up a girlfriend to get some"

Acastus: "It'll just make it funnier."

: "bet his date is a blow up doll"

Acastus: "Come on, that the best you can do?"

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Jeska or Jekon: ((Jeska falls asleep and doesn't show up at prom)

: ((Pls))

Acastus: "I'll tell you one thing."

Acastus: "I'm shitry with photoshop."

: "That you're actually gay?

: theres a few loud thumps in the distance

Acastus: -He just stares at his friends with the smug look.-

: ((Jeska actually goes with another goat instead of Acastus

: "Whats that? is the colony shaking?

: it approaches and gets closer, some stundents freak and a few run outside

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Steals your bitch once again.-

Acastus: "You know there's a thing called making an entrance, right?"

: It's Godzilla

Jeska or Jekon: walks up in the 18 meter tall mobile suit as the head looks at the crowd of students

: "Holy shit, its a mobile suit, whats it doing here?

Acastus: "Are you ready to have your mind blown?"

: the suit stops and the cockpit opens up

Jeska or Jekon: exits in her black dress and grabs a rope, sliding down it to the ground

: many students are freaked out by the suit and then be Jeska

: "No.....Fucking.....way......"

Acastus: "Yeah, also, go fuck yourself."

Acastus: -He walks up the Jeska.-

Jeska or Jekon: walks up to Acastus, "fashionable enough?"

: ((Bread: I wish this happened to me irl

Acastus: "Yep."

: ((Who fucking wouldn't))

: ((Like))

Jeska or Jekon: grabs and kisses him

: ((Being with a supermodel who owns a mech))

Acastus: -He kisses back.-

: many of the other students are simply dumbfounded and some have their mouths open

Barchar: (a hot fish super model who's wearing a cleavage dress, no less)

Jeska or Jekon: has loosened up her dress to show more cleavage

Jeska or Jekon: ((who has a mobile suit too

: "this...ithis isn't possible....its a prank'

Acastus: "You wish it was a prank."

: Jeska or Jekon's connection timed out.

: ((its just a prank bro

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Jeska or Jekon: places and arm around Acastus

Jeska or Jekon: lets hit the dance floor

Acastus: -He nods.-

: students have taken out their phones and started taking pictures of both the two and the suit

Jeska or Jekon: god, can't wait until this hits the news

Acastus: "That sarcastic or serious?"

: ((Headline: "Famous fish bangs dirty wolf boy."))

: SUPERMODEL WANTS TO FUCK BOY

Jeska or Jekon: sarcastic

Jeska or Jekon: tabloids are gonna freak out

Acastus: "Oh well."

Barchar: (Acastus: "It's your fucking Job to be sexually attractive" )

Acastus: "Rather it happen on your own terms, right?"

Barchar: (Jeska: "Yeah but sexy people aren't allowed to actually have sex" )

Jeska or Jekon: Yep

Jeska or Jekon: reaches the dance floor as jazz starts playing

Jeska or Jekon: so, show me your moves

Acastus: "Pretty sure my friends are losing their shit.-

Acastus: "..."

Acastus: "I can't dance."

: "He wasn't shitting us,.....this is ungoddamn believable"

Acastus: -He can dance okay. He spent a lot of time alone in a forest, he was bound to try a lot of things.-

Jeska or Jekon: rolls her eye

Jeska or Jekon: well just go with the flow

Jeska or Jekon: has taken a number of dance classes

Acastus: -He dances, and it's alright. He's not bad, but not good.-

Jeska or Jekon: starts off slow and leads him,

Jeska or Jekon: makes up for his medicore dancing

Jeska or Jekon: that and her cleavage is getting a lot of attention

: everyone stares and no one else is dancing

Barchar: why look at her feet when you've got THAT, amirte

Acastus: "I think everyone is in awe."

Acastus: -He quickly whispers to Jeska "I don't think these people expected to see the person they masturbate to in person."-

Jeska or Jekon: Nope, they didn't

Jeska or Jekon: don't think anyone ever does

: the music changes to an upbeat pop song

Acastus: "Heh."

Acastus: -He dances accordingly.-

Jeska or Jekon: picks up the pace, treating Ac as the recessive dancer

Acastus: "You know, even the girls are staring. Youve just got an all around nice looking body to everyone."

Acastus: -He doesn't mind, and understands cause she's usually the one who's getting the attention. And he's shit at dancing.-

: Alright*

: He's not shit.

Jeska or Jekon: I make men fall for me and make women change their sexually for me

Acastus: "Heh."

: the DJ ends the music and everyone claps and cheers loudy

Acastus: "...Applause for us dancing. Mostly for you, I assume."

: they start yelling, "Can I get an autograph? Sign my body!

: "I want a selfie!

Acastus: "...This was to be expected."

: the huddle around the two

: all of acastus friends are near the punch bowls, moping like little bitches

Acastus: "...How do you deal with this, Jeska?"

: even their dates are in the crowd

Jeska or Jekon: like this

: ((Jeska then starts shooting up the school))

Jeska or Jekon: snaps her fingers at the DJ and lowers her hand

Acastus: "What was that?"

: the DJ drops the bass and starts playing some dogdamn dubstep

Acastus: "Oh."

: the students start mosh pittting

Jeska or Jekon: grabs Accy and pushes through

Barchar: -Jesus, she's got this entire damn building wrapped around her finger-

: ((I'd like to see Jeska wear the outfit Widowmaker wears))

Jeska or Jekon: ((the space colony has a cosplay store

Acastus: "Welp."

Jeska or Jekon: has moved over to the punch bowls

Acastus: "That was fun."

: most of the other students dance, but a few walk over to Jeska asking for stuff

Jeska or Jekon: she signs some shit and takes a few photos

Jeska or Jekon: you tired of this party already?

Acastus: "Nope."

: one student walks over to Accy after getting an autograph, "you're like...the luckiest man ever dude"

Acastus: "Yeah, I guess."

Acastus: -He wouldn't really call it luck.-

Jeska or Jekon: Alright thats enough for now

Jeska or Jekon: walks over to Accy

Jeska or Jekon: some kids are getting too obsessed

Acastus: "Not surprised."

: accys friends aren't talking to him, just embarrassed

Acastus: "What do you mean though? They doing anything you don't like?"

Jeska or Jekon: just those few fans that are trying to let me how much they love me

Jeska or Jekon: show me that they have everything me

Acastus: "Id they do, we always have something that'll stop that."

: one of accy's friends walk up to him

Acastus: "I mean, my wolves are basically dogs now, so."

Acastus: "Hello."

Jeska or Jekon: What?

Acastus: "Yeah, like they're all friendly unless I tell the not to be."

: "this is bullshit man, how'd you set this up? You're pranknig the whole school

Acastus: "I'm not though."

Acastus: "Jealous?"

: "N-N-Nnnooo! I'm not lying!"

Acastus: "It's okay to be jealous."

Jeska or Jekon: Whatever pal leave my boyfriend alone

: "FINE!" -he walks away-

Acastus: "Anyways."

Jeska or Jekon: I got a gate clearance if you wanna take a trip into Zero G after this

Acastus: "Don't know about that."

Jeska or Jekon: I can really test out the Mobile suit in space though

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Jeska or Jekon: unless you got other plans?

Acastus: "Why with me?"

Acastus: -Pussi.-

Acastus: -He is scurred.-

Jeska or Jekon: think about it, a 360 degree panoramic view of space, nothing but the stars and the colony

Jeska or Jekon: just you and I

Acastus: "..."

Acastus: "Sounds scary."

Acastus: -AINT NO ROOM IN THERE TO FUCC.-

Acastus: -DEAL BREAKER.-

Acastus: -DEAL BREAKER.-

Jeska or Jekon: I can put the seat into recline

Jeska or Jekon: be able to sleep in it

: Frisky's connection timed out.

Jeska or Jekon: ...put we can do it later, so we don't ruin our cloths

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Acastus: "Oh. Okay."

Acastus: -His friends probably just fainted at the slight reference to sex.-

: Frisky's connection timed out.

Jeska or Jekon: So now what?

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Jeska or Jekon: hang out here for a while or make a dramatic.exit?

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Acastus: "I say dramatic exit. I'll go into zero G if you like, bribe me to with something."

Acastus: "Bribe me now, and then zoom into space for the exit."

Acastus: "Then people can't follow you home."

Jeska or Jekon: we can fuck in space how.about that?

: Frisky's connection timed out.

Acastus: "Okay."

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Barchar: c'mon

Barchar: c'mon

Barchar: c'mon

Barchar: let's go space fucking

Jeska or Jekon: back to.the suit

Acastus: -He follows Jeska.-

: some students stare

Jeska or Jekon: hops in the suit and pulls.accy along

Acastus: -He gets Ito the suit, strapping in. Tightly.-

Acastus: "Are there handles in this?"

Jeska or Jekon: turns the suit and.pilots it to the closest air lock

Acastus: "Can I hold onto the something?"

Jeska or Jekon: places accy on her lap and strappedin with him

Acastus: "...Somewhat safer."

Jeska or Jekon: my thighs if makes you feel safer

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Jeska or Jekon: passes the codes ovee to the traffic controlers and the air lock opens into space

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Jeska or Jekon: drifts the suit in space as it freely floats

: the zero takes in effect

Jeska or Jekon: zero g*

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Jeska or Jekon: pilots the suit around the colony

Jeska or Jekon: not so bad right?

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Acastus: -He's holding onto the thighs tightly,-

: its pure space around them apart from the chair and HUD on the screens

Jeska or Jekon: you're quite scared huh

Jeska or Jekon: need somethimg to help?

Acastus: "Yes."

Jeska or Jekon: like what?

Jeska or Jekon: makes the zuit launch an anchor to the colony to hold there

Acastus: "Dunno."

Jeska or Jekon: you too scared to move?

Jeska or Jekon: reclines the chair to lay it down

Acastus: "This is terrifying."

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Jeska or Jekon: well just relax you head on me and close your eyes

Acastus: -He does.-

Acastus: -You can guess where he put his head./

: Lua [Lua] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].

Jeska or Jekon: lets just nap then since youre scared

Acastus: "Alright..."

Acastus: "Sorry."

Barchar: -oh, Acastus, you and your boobs-

Barchar: -her boobs--whatever-

Jeska or Jekon: its fime

Acastus: "In probably the worst person to go have space sex with."

Jeska or Jekon: you could be morbidly obese

: ((https://listenonrepeat.com/?v=U2LhXOtsTLY#BONUS_DUCKS!

Acastus: "True."

Jeska or Jekon: but well try some day

Jeska or Jekon: after you get over spacs

Acastus: "Okay."

Acastus: "Yeah."

Jeska or Jekon: closes here eyes and naps

: Swood's connection timed out.

Barchar: (Wouldn't it be great if my computer suddenly decided to actualy play overwatch normally)

Acastus: -He naps too.-

Barchar: (instead of taking like three minutes to load the player models)

: ((Rip))

Barchar: (well, I guess i'll find out)

Jeska or Jekon: (bed time gn

: ((Are your graphics quality settings turned down))

Barchar: (Not having polayed the game in months, thus meaning it might have been optimized, don't fail me now)

: ((Cause trust me))

Barchar: (h...to the lowest settings i could stand, iirc)

Barchar: (i don't remember what that actually was tho)

: ((Speed>pretty))

Barchar: (oh shit it was at high)

: ((If it looks like it should, and runs fast, you go with that option))

: ((Eyyyy))

Barchar: (yeah i'll try low)

: Frisky's connection timed out.

Barchar: (I hope this works because i want to enjoy this game goddammit)

Barchar: (i missed the entire summer games cause i felt all demoralized with how shit it ran)

: Jeska or Jekon's connection timed out.

Barchar: (which was, i will freely admit, 100% my computer and not the game)

: ((Sey Everything to the lowest settings))

: ((What graphics processor do you have?))

Barchar: (uhhh)

Barchar: (i don't remember what exactly but it's an intel card, came with the laptop)

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Barchar: (I mean, look, my computer islike 2-3 years old and i haven't upgradd it at alll)

Barchar: (i probably need to get a new one sooner tather than later)

: ((What model is the computer.))

: ((and I can try to find some shit to help))

Barchar: (dell inspiron 1.5)

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Barchar: (but this shit is practically glued shut because i used to eat cereal at my desk like a fucknugget)

Barchar: (so trying to put anything new in it is unlikely)

: Frisky's connection timed out.

: Alright

: ((3000 5000 7000 or 7000 gaming

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Barchar: (whuh)

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: ((Those are the different types of Inspiron laptops))

Barchar: (it just says that it's a dell inspiron 15)

: K

Barchar: (i don't see any number that big)

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Fanta: still snugged in bed with gote fam

Barchar: (look dude, I really don't know much about computers. All I know is that this laptop is old and not great and I need a new one)

: ((Found it))

Hywel: -He be the snuggle too.-

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Colton: gote fam is also snuggle

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: ((Put allll your settings to the lowest))

: ((Hope for the best. Saw a video, saying they get 6-30 with the graphics card you have))

: ((6-30 fps*

Barchar: (fps isn't the problem)

Barchar: (fps is meh but playable)

: ((Oh))

: ((What's the problem then))

Barchar: (my problem is that it takes a while to load the character models when I first get in)

: ((Are your character models set to high quality?))

Barchar: (they shouldn't be)

Barchar: (after I put it on low)

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Barchar: (I think it has something to do with the amount of characters, somehow, cause super Shimada bros. Worked fine)

Barchar: (it just traces back to the fact that this is kind of a shit computer, and I just need to get a better one)

: ((Well yeah))

: Frisky's connection timed out.

Barchar: (oh, overwatch actually SAYS my card)

Barchar: (an Intel 4000 graphics card)

: ((oh.hh

: ((K))

Barchar: (yeah its not good)

Barchar: (it literally cannot run fo4 at al)

: ((You sure it's not the 4400?

Barchar: (I mean I might have misread)

: ((Because if it is, that's the bare minimum for overwatch))

: ((And should run okay))

Barchar: (then I guess I'm just under the acceptable minimum)

Fanta: ((This is why you play triple a games on console

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Barchar: (the enemy team has three fucking meis)

: ((A-MEI-ZING

: ((HAHAHAH THAT WAS GREAT))

: ((DONT BE UNRESONABLE))

: ((ICEWALL, COMING UP))

: ((GET PAST THIS))

Barchar: (Push off)

: ((IM READY TO START A BLIZZARD))

Barchar: (Reap-ositioning)

: (("Beep."))

Barchar: ("Look at this team! We're gonna do great things')

: ((He doesn't say things))

Barchar: (oh)

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Barchar: (Why am I having so much fun with Ana I can't snipe st all)

Barchar: (justice is taking a nap)

Barchar: (oh damn got ultflanked by Justice and high noon)

Barchar: (fuck Ana feels so good to play tho)

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Barchar: (Every time I die, I feel so bad because those teammates on the point could have been saved if I was there, but when you're actually in the fight it's just)

Barchar: (good times)

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DamnDude: [[ Greetings, Owl Person ]]

Owl: ((Ello

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: ((I left the bonus ducks song on in listenonrepeat

: ((when i left to go shopping

: ((440 repeats

Owl: ((8279 Yuri flowers

Barchar: (BONUS)

: ((DUCKS

Owl: ((IDEA!

: ((https://listenonrepeat.com/?v=U2LhXOtsTLY#BONUS_DUCKS!

Owl: ((I'm gonna make a character that is mighty, valiant, the classic 'save the princess'

Owl: ((Except he sucks with swords, bows, etc, and has to use completely off-the-fucking wall style weapons to survive

Owl: ((Like big sticks with an axe on the end.

Barchar: (...thats actually really fucking cool)

Owl: ((Like, he's an expert with any weapon except for the actual weapons

Barchar: ("Let me get this straight.")

Owl: (("You can barely hold a sword"

Owl: (("Yet I just saw you kill 10 men with a lamppost and a set of jumper cables."

: (("i learned the jumper cables from my dad"

DamnDude: [[ "Actually, the last three I just broke off one of their limbs and used that as a weapon." ]]

Barchar: ("But you can take on an army using a bucket tied to a rope")

: ((thats armed combat

Barchar: ("A FLAIL, THOUGH, NO SIR.")

Barchar: (no,its unarmed combat for the dead guy)

Owl: (("I've seen you literally break fingers with a slingshot"

Owl: (("Tet you've got sudden amazing aim with a t-shirt cannon"

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Barchar: ("You managed to beat the black knight with a door and an AC. ")

Owl: ((Anyone evr watch Mike the Knight

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DamnDude: [[ "Sir, Why did we give you a door as a weapon?" "He wasn't open to traditional weapons" ]]

Owl: ((Off course you have anyone who has a little sibling has seen it

: ((my brother has seen it

Barchar: (haven't even heard of it)

DamnDude: [[ I'm the youngest in my family, so no. ]]

Owl: ((Well, the kid on it

Ant: (( Wat ))

Owl: ((His sword keeps gretting replaced by stupid shit

: ((its just some cookie cutter childrens show but set in mideval times

Owl: ((Like feather dusters

Owl: ((Yeah pretty much Swood

Barchar: (Mmn)

Barchar: (I'm around kids maybe a day every other month)

Owl: (("Okay okay okay"

Owl: (("So you broke the spear"

Owl: "(("How did you get those kills?"

Owl: (("Well I used my shield"

Barchar: ("They have a handle, don't they?? ")

Owl: (("Your shield."

Owl: (("Yes, my shield."

Owl: (("Thats a goddamn plainw ooden shield, there's not even a spike or anything"

Owl: ((Basically, Dead Rising the character

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Barchar: ("The spear broke. But when you tied a razor to the end of a stick. ")

Ant: (( I looked up the show. That character desing makes me want to vom ))

Ant: ((*design))

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Ant: (( Good lord that is unpleasant to look at ))

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Ant: (( So I think cyotes or birds took the scorpion corpse. ))

Barchar: (So, you live in Arizona and?)

Barchar: (Ant*)

Ant: (( Unfortunately ))

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Ant: ((Imma shut up about it tho cause I keep coming on here and just complaining about it))

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Ant: (( I just gotta http://i.imgur.com/NDSybrP.jpg ))

: ((that picture is byotiful

Ant: (( Makes me wanna learn photoshop ))

Ant: (( http://imgur.com/a/8n2vi ))

Ant: (( That makes me wanna destroy photoshop ))

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Barchar: (how fucking fast does mei's ultimate charge)

Owl: ((Too fast

Barchar: (EVERY time we respawn she's got that shit up)

Owl: ((I have a pyro main friend I call Mr. Mmph

Owl: ((Cause I swear to god everytime I see him during our games he has a full phlog

Barchar: (does he plei mei)

Owl: ((At all times

Owl: ((He does actually play Mei in OW

Barchar: (mei is like a more obnoxious pyro)

Owl: ((She's A-Mei-Zing

Owl: ((And by that I mean she fucking hates children

Owl: ((I'm a 76 main <.<

Owl: ((Anyways

Owl: ((I'm gonna kill the girl

Owl: ((...That could've been phrased better

Owl: ((I'm gonna have the hospital they put Yu into effectively euthanize her due to her being in constant everlasting pain from the 'surgery'

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Barchar: (rip whoever Yu is)

Owl: ((She was actually kind of fun to RP

: ((Yu had fun rping them?

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: ((Mei's intimate charges pretty fast))

: ((First message. First goddamn message.))

: ((And a typo that ruins everything.))

Barchar: (So what you're saying is that mei is a slut)

: ((Mei-be.))

: ((hehe

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: ((Mei is adorable))

: ((Until she takes her jackets and stuff off))

: ((Then she's a slut))

: ((something something overwatch porn

Barchar: (its a power inhibitor)

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: ((this fucking wikihow picture

: ((http://pad2.whstatic.com/images/thumb/3/32/Annoy-Your-Neighbor-Step-20.jpg/aid762453-728px-Annoy-Your-Neighbor-Step-20.jpg

DamnDude: [[ So I found a SFV mods video and decided to find some myself, apparently they had Ed as M. Bison but because it's just a model swap, and the model used was kinda for one cutscene, it kinda looks shit. ]]

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Barchar: (thiw game is so goddamn fun now that it worka)

DamnDude: [[ The other issue with the mod is that it still has M. Bison's voice pack. ]]

Owl: http://prntscr.com/cbern4

Owl: ((Hmm

Owl: ((Mister Strange-Weapons could probably like, use other people a-

Owl: ((He could use a folding chair

Barchar: (That's not that strange a weapon)

Barchar: (...if he got a book on how to use a gun)

Barchar: (he'd use the book instead)

Owl: ((Head smashing 4 dummies

: ((hed cave someone's skull in by throwing the gun

Owl: ((Adds a whole new definition to 'htting a guy with glasses'

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DamnDude: [[ He'd remove the blade from the sword and fuck people up with the hilt ]]

Owl: ((Hi chime we're discussing Mr. Stupid Weapons

Owl: ((Yes

Gaster: ((*wheezes*

Owl: ((He can kill a man 16 ways with a lightbulb

Gaster: ((good afternoon everyone

Owl: ((Ey chime

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Gaster: ((my power went out at 5 am last night

DamnDude: [[ Wait, if he did the hilt strat against a specific race of people, he would be hilter, correct? ]]

Barchar: (This man is the navy seals copypasta)

Gaster: ((and uh... i lost everything for the test i was gonna do tonight

Owl: ((fuck

DamnDude: [[ Shit ]]

Barchar: (OH SHIT)

Fanta: ((Fuck

Gaster: ((yeah and the problem is i was writing it at like, 3 hours after i should have gone to bed

Gaster: ((so i remember jack shit

: ((damn

: ((rip

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Fanta: ((F

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: Fuckit im gonna do this here too

Owl: ((So i'm gonna kill the little girl

Gaster: ((rip yu

: Nice

Owl: ((Yu is gonna get fucking euthanized by a hospital because of the intense pain from her surgery

Owl: ((Wonder if we'll be RPing a funeral

Owl: ((Kek

: (("type f to pay respects"

: They have a whole saved rp of a wedding in zebraspace

: It's stupid

Owl: ((>

Owl: ((Why

: Idfk

: ((y tho

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: "Gaster decides to leave his estranged marriage behind and live life as a nomadic fisherman salesman"

Gaster: wakes up, poking his head out of his covers. "No."

: "In Texas"

Gaster: "Absolutely not."

: "With your son billy joe jed jemimah o'halloran gaster"

Gaster: "... I... I don't think I have a child with that name..."

: ((billy joe jed jemimah o'halloran gaster best oc

Gaster: ((gaster: i'd rather open a pawn shop

: "Not yet you don't"

Gaster: ((*pawn stars theme begins playing*

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Gaster: "... Ooooh, no, I'm not going there."

: *billy joe jed jemimah o'halloran is now a font on all versions of word*

Barchar: "...i...do not want to know what just happened."

Gaster: feels a pounding in his head. He wonders if that's from a hangover or from annoyance.

Gaster: -It's probably both.-

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Owl: FUCK TEAS

: Teas

: "Barchar, after losing all of her money to an old one armed man only known as Steve, decides to go looking for a new business venture, seeing what's underneath scratch off cards before she buys them, and then selling the winning tickets for twice the price"

: Pretty sure you meant Texas but I'm gonna take that as a really strong hatred for tea.

Barchar: "...No lotteries in this dimension, asshole!"

Viridi: -You don't know what she's up to butch.-

Viridi: -Well actually you do.-

Viridi: -And it's not lotteries.-

: "Not yet"

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: ((This is fun to watch laharl

: ((An RP that's never done sad

Owl: ((HEh

: ((Have her wake up right as they start to do it

Owl: ((Oh man you know I will

Owl: ((She's gonna wake up right as the needle hits her

: ((Hehehehe

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Owl: Jack's tryna bullshit up a way for her to get healed

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Gaster: ((oh my god smash just said "i can't wait to see the smile on her face"

: ((PFFFFT

Gaster: ((fucking rubbing it in

Owl: ((Smash is actually fuckin hilarious here

Owl: ((Like, I hate how he talks in 1st person OOC

Owl: ((But the fucker's hilarious

Gaster: ((jack: "please, doctor, use this unauthorized medical equipment"

: ((Smash just speaks his goddamn mind

Owl: (("That i've literally said i've only used twice"

Gaster: ((anyway looks like it's gonna rain so i'm gonna drive around while trying to pull a dnd campaign out of my ass

: ((Boy when I do what's gonna happen to coco's gonna be fun is be

: ((What the hell happened to that sentence

Gaster: ((i like driving in the rain, it's soothing

: ((Boy when I do what's gonna happen it coco it's gonna be fin

: ((Fuck

Gaster: ((... actually i'm gonna stick around until you're done her

: ((Who?

Gaster: ((*here

Gaster: ((with the whole yu gonna die thing

: ((Kek

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DamnDude: [[ What is happening over there ]]

Gaster: ((death and puns

Gaster: ((>dad offers my dog a chili-cheese fry

Gaster: ((>dog runs away

: ((This is an appropriate response to a chili-cheese fry

: ((chili-cheese fries are delicious

: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpJFhjw8ucc

DamnDude: [[ That is the appropriate response to mountain dew. ]]

Gaster: ((I like how people in the comments are like, "stop abusing the pupper" but she is clearly playing

: ((This motherfucker drinkin code white

: ((There is no response to code white other than that

Gaster: ((now, offering her code white, yeah, that's animal abuse

: ((That's orange flavored mountain dew

: ((Orange flavored.

: ((It's so bad

DamnDude: [[ Mountain dew is bad either way honestly ]]

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Gaster: ((rip yu

Gaster: ((rip ofna's feelings

DamnDude: [[ [s]And you are wrong if you think any other way[/s] ]]

: ((Orange flavor Mountain Dew isn't terrible))

: ((It's like Mountain Dew and Orange Fanta.))

: ((Rip yu

: ((The concept isn't bad

: ((But code white tastes like ass

: ((And not the good kind

: ((Brb wasn't aware there was a code white))

: ((Plus I fuckin hate orange fanta

Barchar: (she's wagging her tail, not crying)

: ((That's white out))

: ((White out, right

: ((You kixed white out and code red I think))

Gaster: ((alright, time to go drivin'

: ((I perfer midnight))

: ((And code red))

: ((And like, almost all of the kickstarts))

: ((Code red is good

: ((I like baja blast

: ((That too))

: ((I hate the COD mountain dew

Barchar: (orange fanta is the only fanta?)

: ((What))

: ((Dewshine is fuckin awesome

: ((Flame))

: ((One sec))

Gaster: ((there's grape fanta, pinapple fanta, strawberry, i think?

: ((Also berry

: ((Pineapple is great

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Barchar: (oh shit pineapple soda!?? )

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Barchar: (sign me the fuck up)

: ((http://culturepilot.net/~cmades/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Fanta002.jpg

: ((Why tf did Female Asriel turn into Fanta agin))

: Again*

Owl: ((Yes, Doctor Flint is a reverence to Yazan's char.

Owl: ((Why do you ask?

: ((Frisky made a typo

: ((Female!asriel = orange soda

: ((And it stuck

: ((10/10))

: ((I may do ZE tonight, or project red if you don't wanna do ZE

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Barchar: (>project red)

Barchar: (jesus christ slarvath how much secret bullshit have you got going on)

: ((project red isnt secret

: ((https://yt3.ggpht.com/-3MSkjXCEmG4/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/xKcBRArio4U/s48-c-k-no-mo-rj-c0xffffff/photo.jpg

: ((download link'

Barchar: (hush ck)

Owl: ((I'd prefer Project Red, but ZE is better for everyone else

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: Hi Zero

DamnDude: [[ Compiling ]]

Zero I: 01010000 01100001 01110101 01101100 00100000 01010100 00101110 00100000 01001000 01101001 01110011 01101111 01110111 01100001

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DamnDude: [[ Binary? What are we here, jokers? ]]

: ))Paul T. Hisowa

Owl: ((PAul T. Hisowa

DamnDude: [[ Also I'm going to do this the... Never mind ]]

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: ((not a real person

DamnDude: [[ I WAS gonna do this by hand to test my knowledge, but I guess not. ]]

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Owl: ((Is it an anagram

Owl: ((or maybe Zero's just fucking with us

: ((I dunnooooooooo

: ((5949 anagrams found

: ((yeah im not reading that

Owl: ((Man, I need to stop killing my UW Frisks

Barchar: (its probably the real name of the programmer)

: ((google reveals nothing

Barchar: (or maybe even the real name of zero I themselves)

: ((google your name and you WILL find yourself

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Owl: ((Goddamn I think I just broke /r/UT

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: ((You did

: ((This is a funny

: ((Jesus christ the new jontron

: ((This is great

Owl: http://prntscr.com/cbfwnc

Owl: Oh no sorry Matik I get you're sad

Owl: Yu just got fucking euthanized by what was effectively her mother but ok

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: ((yee haw

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Jesus Syphon: ((hello

DamnDude: [[ I just used my ability to make people feel like shit with evidence in order to make them re-review after complete bull shit happened in my mod community ]]

Owl: ((Good job

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Jesus Syphon: ((gj

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DamnDude: [[ Basically, I had enough evidence to show that the vote for something I made was faulty as there weren't enough total votes for it, as one of the 'votes' wasn't actually a vote but them saying they didn't want to verify ]]

Owl: ((I should buy BoI

Owl: ((I'm gonna make a new steam account

Owl: ((And i'm gonna buy BoI, Lisa, atc

Owl: ((And just play the mods for them

DamnDude: [[ [s]And play my community mod when it comes out in 1000 years[/s] ]]

Owl: ((Egg's Luck: Northernlion Head item: Gaurantees a good pill reroll if any pills are in the room

Owl: ((Effectively lets you turn Bad Trips into Extra Health or Full Health

Barchar: (watching Jontron think the dark dungeons movie is actually serious is greT)

Jesus Syphon: ((does anyone know some games with really good soundtracks? maybe a specific song?

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: ((yes, undertale

Jesus Syphon: ((well yeah

Barchar: ([s]undertale[/s] )

Owl: ((Disgaea

Owl: ((Lord Laharl's Hymn is pretty good

Jesus Syphon: ((ty

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DamnDude: [[ I am being the ultimate compromiser right now. ]]

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Owl: >Serac is capable of fourth wall crossing which is why she knows Miyu fell off the Edge of the World

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Barchar: (How the fuck are you gonna do that with petra)

: ((Don't Speak Her Name is so good

: ((>Evil Version

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Owl: ((>Evil Vesion

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: ((>evil version

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Jesus Syphon: ((>Evil Version

Owl: ((Slarv were you joking with that

Owl: ((Cause i'll fucking put her in there

: ((Almost every rper

Gaster: ((okay, i'm back

: ((Has Fell!X

Gaster: ((i've got a pretty solid idea for the test

: ((Fell!Mimic, Fell!Serac

Owl: ((Fuck it i'm gonna start using Miyu for the fucking AU of the week in Tangy's server

Owl: ((I need a cat version of Miyu cause I think it's animal crossing this week

: ((And they're exactly the same as the normal characters except slightly more angry

DamnDude: [[ "I want to kill you" "So what?" ]]

Gaster: ((i like how my fell character is just kind of... done being angry and mean

Owl: ((I don't hink i've ever RPed a fell character

Owl: ((I've RPed some edgy shit

Owl: ((But no fell

DamnDude: [[ And he's a jolly prostitute ]]

Fellby: ((loving is more fun, if you know what i mean ~

Lua: (( *Throws new phone on the ground and smashes it* ))

Owl: ((THIS JUST IN

Owl: ((SERAC FUCKING KNOWS EARTHBOUND SPELLS?

Owl: ((THE FUCK?

Gaster: ((WHAT

: ((LIFEUP B

Owl: http://prntscr.com/cbgvla

Jesus Syphon: ((i can't be surprised any more

DamnDude: [ ? ]

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Owl: ((Slarv how do I splice Shoe's head onto Miyu's body.

Owl: ((I need an Animal Crossing!Miyu

: MGS Soldier: !

: ((Mspaint

Jesus Syphon: ((miyoe?

Gaster: ((so anyway for my test later, i'll be having a character run a dnd game

: ((Oh my god this is gonna be aswheel all over again

Gaster: ((without stats because fuck calcing

Barchar: (ur welcome)

Jesus Syphon: ((>"hmm i should pick up some songs for the arc i'll do eventually"

Jesus Syphon: ((>half of it is fucking pokemon

Gaster: ((fucking pokemon? oooh myyyy

Jesus Syphon: ((i suppose it's better than being all pokemon

Lua: (( 'Oh my god, they're sending pictures of pokemon porn now. Why the fuck do I keep fixing this phone' ))

Jesus Syphon: ((brb

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Fellby: wanders in if anyone wants to do stuff IC.

Jesus Syphon: ((aw life you bitch

Jesus Syphon: ((you know those cheese slices

Jesus Syphon: ((i tried to open it

Jesus Syphon: ((and i ripped it off

Jesus Syphon: ((and i can't get the cheese oyt

: ((rip

Jesus Syphon: ((out

: ((high quality rip

Jäger Leyline: -enters the bar-

Fellby: ((no, it wasn't a high-quality rip

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Jäger Leyline: Hey Fireman

Fellby: "Hey, goat boy."

: ((low quality rip*

Barchar: "Hi Jager."

Jäger Leyline: seriously? I'm in my mid 20s you know

Jäger Leyline: hey babe

Jäger Leyline: sleep well?

Barchar: "Yeah, actually."

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Jäger Leyline: good

Jäger Leyline: How are you doing, fireman

Fellby: "Mid-twenties, huh? Well, I guess that makes me your elder."

Fellby: ((shit, gotta get dinner

Fellby: ((brb

Jesus Syphon: ((i am bad at choosing what i want to snack on

Jesus Syphon: ((i put barbecue sauce on a slice of cheese

Jäger Leyline: guess I should be calling you boy

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Elo: is currently having an adventure!

Elo: because I don't wanna wait till chapter 5 to rp him

Elo: cuz idk how long my break's gonna be

Azalea: k

Elo: if /r/undertale doesn't stab him he'll be there soon

Azalea: k

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Loni Leyline: (k)

: k

Jäger Leyline: Im going to go talk to hywel quick babe

Jäger Leyline: heads home and goes to their room

Jäger Leyline: knocks

Hywel: -He opens.-

Jäger Leyline: Hywel, Fnata?

Jäger Leyline: oh hey

Jäger Leyline: any plans on what to do with the Amado guy

Hywel: "I dunno."

Female Asriel: She's asleep

Jäger Leyline: Do you want him to stay here?

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Hywel: "Whatever you want, really. Not my house."

Jäger Leyline: well if you want to support him, he can stay

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Hywel: "Whwre is he?"

Colton: he's probably still with them. Slepgote.

Jäger Leyline: basement, in the prison

Jäger Leyline: I told you last night

Hywel: "...Oh yeah."

Hywel: "Get him out."

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Jäger Leyline: you have the key

Jäger Leyline: gave it to you last night

Hywel: "..."

Hywel: -He gives jäger the key.-

Jäger Leyline: Alright then, but hes your responsiblity

CryingEevee OOC: ((so, i played through the fallout 4 automaton dlc... only for bethesda to happen and the final fight broke leaving it uncompletable))

Jäger Leyline: unless you wanna pay me back that is

Jesus Syphon: ((rip

CryingEevee OOC: ((i managed to use the console to... half complete it))

CryingEevee OOC: ((but it's still borked))

Hywel: -He nods.-

: ((rip

Jäger Leyline: raises his eye brow

Jäger Leyline: you want to pay me back?

CryingEevee OOC: ((i think i should just make a new character. but that's five hours wasted because of the fight breaking))

Hywel: "Depends on with what."

: Elo [Elo] disconnected.

Jäger Leyline: another bonding night

CryingEevee OOC: ((welp, i'm gonna go back in, not sure if i want to keep going with my character or start a new one. maybe start one with a tf2 character challenge))

Hywel: -He sighs.-

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Jäger Leyline: your choice

Elo: there's a knock at the door

Hywel: "Jager, I get it. You want gay sex. Go find someone who'll give you that. I honestly couldn't give a damn what happened to him."

Jäger Leyline: shrugs

Hywel: "Just let him off somewhere he can make a living."

Hywel: "How about the bar?"

Jäger Leyline: alright fine

Jäger Leyline: but we are going to the range soon enough

Hywel: "Sure."

Hywel: "Remind me, was it okay if Azalea and Loni went?"

Elo: is outside your door, waiting

Jäger Leyline: yeah totally

Loni Leyline: -goes to the door and opens it-

Azalea: -She follows.-

Hywel: "Good. They both can learn how. Well, azalea knows a lot."

Elo: http://imgur.com/a/l9q90

Jäger Leyline: Ive tauht loni on the side, just told her nnot to tell anyone

Azalea: "...E-Elo?"

Loni Leyline: Elo?

Barchar: hoo boi, you're gonna keep him at the bar. This is gonna be some flavor of fun.

Azalea: "You... Look much better, honestly."

Elo: his eyes widen, smiling some before he just passes the fuck out

Azalea: "How has... Existing been-"

Azalea: "..."

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Elo: is now on the ground

Azalea: -She picks him up.-

Azalea: "...Okay."

Azalea: -She brings him int the house, and heads to their room.-

Elo: his skin squishes when you touch it

Azalea: -Ew.-

Elo: the stitch marks are leaking.. stuff upon any amount of pressure

Elo: not blood, just.. stuff

Loni Leyline: Elo can you hear me?

Azalea: -She lies him on the bed.-

Owl: ((OOh character idea

Elo: he doesn't have eyelids so he looks kinda awake, aside from the fact he's not moving

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline].

Owl: ((I like the concept of Death Merchants

Elo: aside from the occasional twitch

Loni Leyline: grabs some rags and cleans up any mess

Loni Leyline: Hes not....transformed anymore

Azalea: "...Tahts debatable."

Azalea: -She tries to wipe up the obvious blood on the body. Just to make him look a bit cleaner.-

Loni Leyline: ...hes closer to normal

Loni Leyline: did someone try and fix him?

Elo: he was quite literally cut apart from that, and stitched back into something that would somewhat resemble his normal body

Elo: mezzaluna is the best nurse ever

Azalea: "I guess."

Loni Leyline: ......

Elo: is breathing heavily

Loni Leyline: is there any way to fix this?

Azalea: -Is she able to clean the wounds? At least the ones on the surface.-

Azalea: -Cause this would be hard to look at.-

Azalea: "...Not sure."

Elo: she can wipe them off and get the.. stuff off them

Elo: they're still red and raw, though

Azalea: "...Poor Elo..."

: Elo [Elo] disconnected.

Miyu: Damn! Remind me never to get horribly mutiliated near Mezza.

Loni Leyline: we should bandage him up

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Loni Leyline: gets the first aid

Jäger Leyline: -is too busy hitting oh Hywel to have seen Elo-

Hywel: "..."

Loni Leyline: applies bandages to the wound areas

Elo: loni will run out of bandages before she even finishes the face then

Owl: ((OKAY

Elo: most of his epidermis is patched together like a quilt

Owl: ((So i'm gonna use Owl's art for /r/UT

Owl: ((And make them seem all dramatic and shit

Loni Leyline: ...I'm going to need a lot more

Owl: ((But really they're jsut a frisk in a cloak trying to sell their stuff cause they never found Temmie Village

Azalea: "Oh..."

Loni Leyline: .....

Azalea: "..."

Elo: he wakes up

Elo: you can tell because his eyes move

Azalea: "...Hey, Elo."

Loni Leyline: Hello Elo

Loni Leyline: its good to see you again

Elo: "A-azzalea.. Lloni.."

Elo: reaches out a jerky, twitching hand

Azalea: -She holds it./

Elo: it is naturally, covered in-FUCK

: Elo [Elo] disconnected.

: High Feast Laharl [Owl] is now High Feast Laharl [Literally Satan].

Literally Satan: "Hey Azazel, you got a sister?"

Jesus Syphon: covered in fuck

Loni Leyline: ......

Loni Leyline: ...I know...this isn't back to normal and....it likely hurts....but I'm glad you're still alive

Loni Leyline: we'll....fix this

Azalea: -She doesn't add to that.-

Loni Leyline: we'll find....somethnig

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Elo: keeps breathing

Azalea: "..."

: Elo [Elo] disconnected.

Azalea: "I'm... Should we have killed you...?"

Loni Leyline: What!? No!

Azalea: "I'm asking him..."

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Elo: "I'm sssorry.."

Elo: well, you can probably tell by the look on his face he's in excruciating pain

Azalea: "...Shoul we have...?"

Elo: "W-what..?"

Elo: his speech is very fucked

Elo: from now on I'm not gonna type like hellaton

Elo: just know that everything he says is fucked

Azalea: "Does it... Hurt too much. Should we haves ended the suffering...?"

Elo: "H-hurts.."

Elo: several patches of skin are twitching, seemingly independently

Loni Leyline: ....

Azalea: "...Should... Would you rather just... Have it end?"

Elo: "..."

Loni Leyline: ..please....Azalea.....there has to be way

Azalea: "...I... I don't know..."

Azalea: "I don't think T here is..."

Elo: he's still tryna grab someone's hand

Loni Leyline: lets him

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Loni Leyline: grabs it back

Loni Leyline: ...thats what everyone said about me

Ant: (( So apparently role playing is satanic... ))

Loni Leyline: everyday in excruciating misery, incredible pain from just doing the simplest things

Elo: ((THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE ARE PEE GEE

: ((why do we do this?

Jesus Syphon: ((oh nooooooooo

Jesus Syphon: ((we are satanists

: ((for the glory of saton of course?

: ((yep

Loni Leyline: looking like a freak, with no consistency in how I looked

Jesus Syphon: ((time to wear satin every day

Elo: he just holds her hand, looking at her

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Ant: (( It's the devil in diguise. All the dungeon masters work for the shadow government. ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((stan is a cool guy))

Azalea: "I know but... You were sick... He's... Cursed, or something."

Jesus Syphon: ((dm's are attempting to get people to live in a fantasy to where satan is god

: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.

Jesus Syphon: ((that third to does not need to exist

Ant: (( "I haven't seen rpging like this in 15 years" ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((what about a fantasy where god is satan but satan is also satan?))

Jesus Syphon: ((what about a fantasy where everything is satan?

Literally Satan: DID SOMEONE CALL FOR SATAN?

Jesus Syphon: ((yes

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, we did.))

Elo: ((Ey chime how much test do u got tonight

: ((the part with chuthulo in the movie tho

Loni Leyline: I was sick with an artificially created disease that had a 100 % mortality rate

Ant: (( Everything is satan. Everything is cool when you're burning in hell))

Literally Satan: Laharl is vacant right now, something abotu owls.

Literally Satan: But good ol' satan can do you good!

Literally Satan: Whatcha need?

Elo: he nuzzles her hand, whimpering

CryingEevee OOC: ((also quick give me a tf2 class to play as in fallout 4))

: Hey satan, do you like to ARRR PEEEE

Elo: ((Medic

Azalea: "...I know."

: ((pryo

Loni Leyline: sickness can be cured

: ((pryo is confirmed 10th class

Loni Leyline: curses can be lifted

CryingEevee OOC: ((not medic, maybe pyro))

Literally Satan: ((Scout

: ((not pyro, pryo

Loni Leyline: he can be saved

CryingEevee OOC: ((scooty bootyman))

Literally Satan: Yes actually, I RP a lot!

CryingEevee OOC: ((what do you rp as, satan?))

Jesus Syphon: What is RP? All I know is arrrrrrrrrr peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Loni Leyline: holds his head

Azazel: He RPs as little girls

CryingEevee OOC: ((i know you rped as a snake once))

Azazel: He likes the name princess

Azalea: "..."

Ant: (( Don't forget that Anime is also satanic. ))

Elo: is just breathing heavily, it's very audible, like he has a hard time doing it

Loni Leyline: we need to ask Shoe

Elo: a note pops in

CryingEevee OOC: ((just everything is satanic))

Elo: 'He's your problem now I'm on vacation'

Jesus Syphon: ((except satan

CryingEevee OOC: ((you know what would actually be the best plot twist? if jesus was a satanist))

DamnDude: (( At one point, eating is satanic ))

Ant: (( I should make a sins list. Just for shits and giggles ))

Literally Satan: Well.

Literally Satan: I RP as Adaline.

Literally Satan: Occasionally Reserve Shooter-using Pyros.

Loni Leyline: Shoe please?

Ant: (( 1. LGBTQ stuff 2. atheism 3. Listening to Led Zeppelin sometimes is probably a sin 4. Metal music is definitely a sin ))

Elo: 'no'

Loni Leyline: there has to be something I can do to help him,

Azalea: "...I don't think so..."

Ant: (( 5. Watching Supernatural probably ))

Jesus Syphon: ((metal music is a sin? rip

Loni Leyline: just information would be helpful

CryingEevee OOC: ((okay, so i shall play as a scooty bootyman. i'm not sure if i should be allowed or not allowed to increase my S.P.E.C.I.A.L. stats with perks))

: ((ARRR PEEE JEEEES are also a sin

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Elo: 'not me, your problem, this is the last note, i have cat shit to do'

Ant: (( 6. RPS 7. Using the lawd's name in vane ))

Ant: ((*vain))

Jesus Syphon: (vane

Ant: (( Shit wait...which vane is it? ))

Elo: ((Vayna

Jesus Syphon: ((weathervane

Ant: (( 8. saying shit just now ))

Loni Leyline: ....I got him like 2 cases of tuna though.....

CryingEevee OOC: ((what do you guys think? should i be able to increase my special with perks or not do that?))

Elo: his hands twitch

Barchar: (sure?)

Jesus Syphon: ((>"If you lose this [i]very[/i] important thing, I won't do this very important thing for you later in your life"

Loni Leyline: holds on to it

Ant: (( 9. laughing at christain movies 10. lauging the westboro baptist church 11. Star Wars...? ))

Jesus Syphon: ((>loses it instantly

Barchar: (12. Pokémon)

Ant: (( Yeah everything is a sin really. ))

Barchar: (That's the whole point of the thing)

Elo: ((Jacking off, surprisingly not a sin

CryingEevee OOC: ((harry potter is apparently a sin))

Ant: (( 12. Believing in my own abilities instead of relying on god ))

Elo: ((Someone asked my pastor once

Azalea: "...He's in pain..."

Barchar: (you can't NOT be a sinner, so obviously you need to go to God!)

Elo: ((He said he didn't remember any passage

Loni Leyline: I know that azalea!

Loni Leyline: is getting upset

Jesus Syphon: ((i wonder if there is a human being that has never sinned ever

Ant: (( Oh right we all have original sin or some shit ))

Elo: he attempts to hug Loni

Literally Satan: "Hey AZAZAZAZAAZAAZAZZAZAZAZAZAZZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZAZEL."

Elo: ((dae jesus

Jesus Syphon: ((isn't striving to not sin a sin though

Barchar: (Jesus. Cause you know, he never got angry or anything.)

Literally Satan: "You got a sister/"

CryingEevee OOC: ((what if it's a sin to die, like in anyway way at all.))

DamnDude: [[ Jacking off is like a person to person thing when it comes to being a sin for some reason. ]]

Loni Leyline: hugs back

Ant: (( I think it is tho ))

Azazel: "I'm not answering until you add the right amount of Zas"

Elo: ((Because everyone does it and the people who say it's a sin are liars

Barchar: (basically sin is fuckin bullshit and it can go die in heklfife)

Jesus Syphon: ((heklfife

Jesus Syphon: ((how horrifying

Barchar: (heklfife sounds like a monster from a 90s show)

Literally Satan: He sighs.

Literally Satan: And goes through the entire tame, for several hours.

Elo: ((I got confirmed when I was 12 I've got my free ticket if shit's actually real

Barchar: ("AH, DANG, WATCH THE BARADDICUS OUT MY DUDES, ITS HEKLFIFE")

Barchar: ("Raaarrr, I'm marketable!)

Jesus Syphon: ((kek

Jesus Syphon: ((man if only i was funny

Elo: he's weak, naturally

: ((Whats satan's favorite pokemon? Considering pokemon is satanic

Literally Satan: "Now!"

Elo: ((Chatot

Ant: (( If shit's real I'm so fucked. But like if god wants us not to sin maybe HE should say something instead of having people pickett funerals ))

Literally Satan: Vivillion.

Literally Satan: "Got a sister?"

Azalea: "...I don't want to see him go either... But if it comes to that..."

Jesus Syphon: ((i guess it's nice to know there is an infinite amount of timelines where i am funny

: ((nope

Azalea: "...He's in pain... And it's to end that, not him..."

Azazel: "You realize I would have told you already if I had a sister"

Jesus Syphon: ((by being one of the not funny ones, one funny one can appreciate being funny

Elo: he nuzzles the side on Loni's head, the blood is drying so it's not as squishy anymore

Literally Satan: "Oh, so no relation to a girl named Azalea?'

Literally Satan: "You've got simular names, I needed to know incase I needed to kill her for an extra demon."

Ant: walks in

Azazel: "Just because I'm black doesn't make me related to these people, and what the fuck? No."

Jesus Syphon: ((simular

Jesus Syphon: He wakes up, stretching. "Hey."

Loni Leyline: starts crying

Literally Satan: "Alright, now."

Literally Satan: "I got a mission for you."

Loni Leyline: so then why didn't you stop my pain then!

Literally Satan: "I'm nominating every passager of the titanic for the ice bucket challenge, and I need you to just, kinda."

Literally Satan: "Shove an iceberg infront of it."

Ant: "Oh...is that...satan?"

Loni Leyline: do you know how much it hurt to simply walk across my room!

Jesus Syphon: Satan isn't here

Jesus Syphon: He is in hell

Jesus Syphon: With Azazel

Elo: he was already crying

Ant: RRRRRRRRRRRRETTCON

Ant: walks in

Ant: "Oh hey jesus"

Jesus Syphon: "Hey."

Azazel: "You realize the titanic already went down right? That happened without me doing shit"

Jesus Syphon: "What's up?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((welp, i'm going back into the nuclear apocalypse.))

Elo: ((BUT THE TITANIC NEVER SANK

Jesus Syphon: Bye CE don't die

Literally Satan: "I'm talking about the other one."

CryingEevee OOC: ((bai.))

Literally Satan: "I've got tons of money on being able to sink a titanic in a random timeline."

Elo: ((IT WAS A CONTROLLED DEMOLITION OF THE TITANIC'S SISTER SHIP, THE OLYMPIC

Literally Satan: "WIthout moving from my chair."

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Ant: "Can you hold this for a sec?" They hand Jesus a steering apparatus.

Barchar: (yeah, the people on the titanic were saved by a squid, and then they went to atlantis)

Elo: ((REPAINTED TO LOOK LIKE THE TITANIC

Jesus Syphon: "Sure." He holds it.

Elo: ((See

Elo: ((That's in one of the ZE games

Elo: ((Also in the same ZE game

Jesus Syphon: oh yesssssssssss

Jesus Syphon: friessssssssss

Ant: takes a picture of jesus taking the wheel

Azazel: "Fine, you better get actual shitty movies instead of cheap netflix shit with this money though."

Ant: "Cool, thanks."

Azalea: "..."

Azalea: "Loni..."

Elo: ((An egyptian mummy

Jesus Syphon: He smiles last second as he realizes a picture is being taken.

Loni Leyline: hugs Elo

Jesus Syphon: "No problem."

Elo: ((Frozen in ice that only melts at 96 degrees

Azalea: "I didn't..."

Azazel: "So, which Titanic do we sink exactly?"

Literally Satan: "I mean, I can get us Birdemic."

Elo: hugs back

Jesus Syphon: If 97 degrees, it explodes

Loni Leyline: ...no you didn't.....

: ((Both))

Literally Satan: "And year old jontron."

Elo: ((No it melts

Elo: ((AND THEN

Elo: ((SHE WAKES UP

Jesus Syphon: INSIDE

Elo: ((HITCHHIKES YOUR CAR AT THE END OF THE GAME

Literally Satan: "The one from that one timeline where they chuck little girls in lava."

Elo: ((THEN GOES TO THE GODDAMN MOON

Azalea: "...You... I was happy when I was with you... You seemed happy too..."

Elo: ((AFTER THE APOCALPYSE

Azazel: "We also better celebrate christmas in hell like a few years back"

Loni Leyline: and hes happy when he is with us

Jesus Syphon: "Anyway, what's up?"

Azalea: "...Its not the same with anyone else...."

Azazel: "I want my Santa hat"

Loni Leyline: right...elo?

Azalea: "...To me, anyways."

Elo: ((AND SAVES THE WORLD FROM A VIRUS BY SENDING SOMEONE'S CONSCIOUSNESS BACK IN TIME

Elo: ((Ze is a fun game

Elo: "H-happy.."

Elo: "It h-hurts but.. I-I'm.. happy..."

Azazel: "Also which timeline is that, there's a lot of fucked up people who get he volcano treatment.

Azazel: "Hell, I'm pretty sure I heard someone the people in the bar know did that at one point"

Azazel: "The getting thrown in part"

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Loni Leyline: ....

Literally Satan: "I mean, literally just need you to sink ANY titanic."

Elo: ((Now, I made my ZE's plot not as... [i]different[/i] as that one

Literally Satan: "Try the titanic in the furry timeline, I think it just left the port."

Loni Leyline: goes to the TV and puts in a movie, a bootleg copy of the Overwatch movie

Loni Leyline: and we can still have fun

Loni Leyline: I can make him happy

Loni Leyline: sits next to him

Azazel: "Ay Ay, Captain" -And he zooms off to sink the Furry Titanic-

Ant: "Aren't you supossed to be up, Jesus?"

Elo: he lies in bed, looking at the tv

Jesus Syphon: "...Hmm?"

Elo: twitching

Jesus Syphon: "You mean in heaven?"

Jesus Syphon: "Nah, remember, I'm also Syphon."

: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.

Loni Leyline: hugs him

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Schyroton [Schyroton].

Ant: "So like...half up?"

Loni Leyline: Elo.....do you...want food or something to drink?

Elo: "Just.. need to s-sit..."

Jesus Syphon: "...Sure?"

Azalea: -She sits on the bed./

Jesus Syphon: "I wouldn't know but maybe I'm also in heaven."

Elo: again, he squishes upon being hugged

Ant: "Is there a way to like...check?"

Azalea: "...Has anyone figured anything out on how to fix this?"

Jesus Syphon: Jesus can just go to heaven whenever, right

Jesus Syphon: I don't know a lot about Jesus

Jesus Syphon: Am agnostic

Loni Leyline: just st and relax Elo

Elo: "M-miss.. Mezzaluna f-fixed me.."

Ant: (( Jesus can do whatever probably ))

Elo: "This was t-the best she could do.."

Loni Leyline: Can she help more?

Loni Leyline: is there another way to help?

Loni Leyline: make things better?

Jesus Syphon: "Probably." He suddenly begins ascending. Before he ghosts through the ceiling, he gives a thumbs up.

Elo: "D-don't know.."

Elo: "Everything hurts.."

Ant: "Well then."

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Jesus Syphon: I assume there's a heaven in CaU timeline

Loni Leyline: maybe people at the bar might know something

Ant: (( There's probably everything ))

Jesus Syphon: He eventually comes down. "...There is a Jesus up there actually, but he's not half-Syphon."

Ant: (( WAIT! THE UNDERGROUND IS UNDERGROUND. HELL IS UNDERGROUND. UNDERTALE IS SATANIC CONFIRMED ))

Jesus Syphon: :OOOOOOOOOOO

Elo: ((The king is a goat person

Jesus Syphon: Asgore is Satan confirmed

Ant: ((also subways are satanic))

DamnDude: [[ By that logic, digging at all is satanic ]]

Ant: ((and graves))

DamnDude: [[ YOU WENT PAST THE INITIAL LAYER OF DIRT? YOU ARE A DIRTY SINNER! ]]

Jesus Syphon: That means we can create a saying 'go dig a hole' aka 'go to hell'

Elo: "I w-wanted to find you.."

Elo: "I w-wanted to find you.. it's b-been so.. long.."

Ant: (( Go dig a hole ya fucks ))

Elo: ((Thanks msparp

Jesus Syphon: test

Loni Leyline: ...how long has it been?

Jesus Syphon: hey, at least lately parp has only been dying for like 15 seconds at a time

Elo: "I.. I t-think a y-year... maybe more"

Loni Leyline: ...a year!?

Loni Leyline: I saw you about a week and half ago

Elo: "..."

Loni Leyline: oh my god Elo

Elo: "W-what..?"

Loni Leyline: I'm so sorry

Loni Leyline: hugs on tightly to him

Elo: whimpers

Elo: yes, hug the person with horrible injuries on his whole body tightly

Loni Leyline: cries a bit

Loni Leyline: stops

Elo: is wincing

Loni Leyline: ...sorry

Ant: (( I hadn't actually watched the whole Jontron yet. holy shit. How is the original movie not parody? ))

Elo: "H-hurt.."

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Elo: ((The movie might be

Elo: ((The tract is not

Barchar: (the movie is)

Barchar: (100%)

Ant: (( But didn't they get the rights? ))

Jesus Syphon: ((whole jontron...?

Jesus Syphon: ((what happened

Elo: ((See, to a normal person, Jack Chick's stuff sounds like a goddamn parody

Barchar: (It was done by a group named Zombie Orpheus, and they're very much not anti-dnd)

Barchar: (They made three dang movies called the gamers about it)

Jesus Syphon: ((oh this is stuff on his new video

Ant: (( There's a new jontron. I was referencing it when I said that RPGs are sin ))

Elo: "I was in a-a facility.."

Jesus Syphon: ((haven't seen it yet

Elo: "T-they.. they f-fixed me"

Barchar: (skip the first one, watch dorkness rising, maybe see hands of fate)

GLaDOS: not hers

Loni Leyline: ....

Loni Leyline: as best as they could

Fellby: ((okay, back

Ant: (( Thank god It's parody. Or satan or whatever. ))

Jesus Syphon: Wb

Schyroton: ((hi

Loni Leyline: ....I wish...I wish I knew how to make things better

Jesus Syphon: Hi MV

Schyroton: ((ive been here lol

Elo: "P-please.. don't kill me.."

Jesus Syphon: o

Barchar: (That whole 'Shadow! Shadow? Shadow...' bit was actually a reference to the gamera)

Fellby: is in the bar.

Elo: ((We have 7/9 ZEers here

Jesus Syphon: He told Ant a thing.

Elo: ((If yall wanna do it tonight

Ant: (( What? ))

Jesus Syphon: hmmm

Schyroton: ((im up for se

Fellby: ((not really

Schyroton: ((*ze

Schyroton: ((oh

Jesus Syphon: eh

Jesus Syphon: ze is nice but three days in a row

Fellby: ((i was gonna try my system out tonight

Jesus Syphon: ech

Loni Leyline: I wont

Barchar: (Xykon the lich is also a reference, to Order of the Stick, a..not 100% dnd webcomic, but based on tabletop gaming)

Schyroton: ((oh right

Loni Leyline: I will never give up on you

Jesus Syphon: Never gonna give you up

Jesus Syphon: Never gonna let you down

Jesus Syphon: Never gonna run around and

Loni Leyline: please, just promise me to never give up yourself

Jesus Syphon: Desert you

Jesus Syphon: Fucking

: Frisky's connection timed out.

Elo: "Ok.."

: Schyroton [Schyroton] is now Nyxem [Nyxem].

Elo: hugs her lightly

Elo: "I m-missed you.."

: Elo [Elo] disconnected.

Nyxem: http://i.imgsafe.org/a26edb02c6.png enters the bar(but the eye gear has a teal center)

Jesus Syphon: "Hey."

Literally Satan: I can't find the thing you used to make those things

Nyxem: Hello.

Literally Satan: OH BY THE WAY

Literally Satan: I LET /r/UT MAKE A Z.

Nyxem: ((syndrone online

Nyxem: ((oh no

Literally Satan: THEY MADE A BLACK AND WHITE ANIME GUY NAMED IMPULSE

Literally Satan: KEK

Jesus Syphon: A Z?

Nyxem: ((lol

Fellby: looks up. "Ah, hello."

Jesus Syphon: What's a Z

Nyxem: Hello there.

Ant: (( gtg ))

: Ant [Ant] disconnected.

Jesus Syphon: Bye Ant

Nyxem: ((cya

Fellby: ((how fitting that there's a jontron about dnd the day i test my thing

Nyxem: 's eye gear is turning slowly, while their shoulder things are rotating constantly, at a moderate pace.

Fellby: "And who might you be, cutie?"

Nyxem: I am Nyxem, and you?

Epsilon: [color=#ffdab9][sub]"Fucking ripoffs"[/sub][/color]

Fellby: "The name's grillby, but you can call me fellby."

GLaDOS: also she's here i guess

Nyxem: ((ok, it fucks me up to know klinklang is 2' tall

Jesus Syphon: ...

Nyxem: It is nice to meet you.

Loni Leyline: lightly hugs bak

Jesus Syphon: Klinklang is 2' wut

Loni Leyline: I missed you too

Nyxem: ((I KNOW

Jesus Syphon: To be fair, pokemon heights are fucked

Jesus Syphon: And maybe weights but more so heights

Nyxem: ((I THOUGHT ITD BE SIX THREE

Nyxem: ((AT LEAST FOUR ELEVEN

Nyxem: ((ok the worst thing in pokemon heights is mismagius. you expected a 5' tall ghost witch but nope 3'

Barchar: wait wait wait

Barchar: is that six feet

Barchar: or six inches

Barchar: or two*

Nyxem: though, is 6'3".

Nyxem: ((feet

GLaDOS: "Hello, again."

Literally Satan: Look up the size of joltik and nidoranfemale

Barchar: (okay)

Fellby: ((wow apperantly if you play dnd you're freaking hot http://prntscr.com/cbhux7

Nyxem: Ah, hello.

Barchar: ('cause a tiny little six-inch klinklang would be adorablw)

Barchar: (You mean if you're an rpg-er)

Barchar: (also yeah he is an attractive man)

Barchar: (I want him to RP my G)

Nyxem: ((flabébe is 4" but i assume that includes the flower

Jesus Syphon: Wooper is 1'4"

Barchar: (After all, homosexuality is a sin bby ;)

Fellby: ((holy fuck is there a rave going on while they play rpgs

Nyxem: Are the padded features to your liking?

Jesus Syphon: He sits on the couch and plays with wine bubbles.

Jesus Syphon: Galvantula is almost 2x the size of Wooper

Jesus Syphon: That's fucking scary

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GLaDOS: "I couldn't care less. Jason, however, finds them quite useful. Thus, I suppose the answer is yes.

Nyxem: ((okay but BEEDRILL AND VESPIQUEN

Nyxem: Ah.

Fellby: ((holy shit there's a goddamn dominatrix in this rpg thing

Nyxem: Well, they're doing the job, yes?

Jesus Syphon: BEEDRILL IS 3 FEET WHAT

Nyxem: ((VESPIQUEN IS DAMN NEAR FIVE FEET

Nyxem: ((i would cry

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Jesus Syphon: four

Fellby: glances between the two.

Jesus Syphon: BUT STILL

Jesus Syphon: wait nvm i see what you mean

Nyxem: ((like, if i saw a vespiquen irl id cry

Fellby: ((you know someone wants to fuck vespiqen

Jesus Syphon: if i saw almost any pokemon i would cry

Jesus Syphon: they're not spooky when they're cartoony and shit

Jesus Syphon: but if you saw a fucking gastly irl or something

Nyxem: ((theres no logical reason for steelix to be as big as steelix is

GLaDOS: "...What."

Jesus Syphon: GASTLY IS 4 FUCKING FEET

Nyxem: ((GASTLY IS FOUR THREE

Jesus Syphon: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTT

Nyxem: Working as they should!

Literally Satan: ((Gastly is a beac ball effectively

Nyxem: ((HAUNTER IS FIVE THREE

Jesus Syphon: HAUNTER IS---YEAH

Nyxem: ((BUT GENGAR IS four eleven

Jesus Syphon: wow

Fellby: ((gengar is short

Jesus Syphon: i mean

Nyxem: ((sadako

Jesus Syphon: gengar is sort of respectable

Fellby: ((there's a reason sadako's only like

Jesus Syphon: but the other fucking two

Fellby: ((five feet tall

Jesus Syphon: especially haunter

Nyxem: ((i thought gastly would be three three

Nyxem: ((when i found out haunter is closer to my height thn gengar is it fucked me up

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Jesus Syphon: god is only 10 feet? huh

Jesus Syphon: and darkrai is almost 5 feet wut

Nyxem: (excluding legs

Jesus Syphon: oh, true

Nyxem: ((with legs id assume darkrai is 9'6"

Fellby: orders a drink.

GLaDOS: "..." she shrugs, sitting up straight, looking forward

Nyxem: orders some oil. There are enough robots who come here to warrant a can of oil.

Jesus Syphon: Grillby probably serves almost everything

Nyxem: Y'know how Jenny Wakeman has cans of oil with straws? That's kind of what Nyxem is drinking.

Jesus Syphon: Every time I look at Scolipede I like them a little bit more

Barchar: (http://scotchtapeofficial.tumblr.com/post/149614898722/aztechnology-revolver-drive)

Nyxem: ((klinklang is 2' tall but weighs as much as i do

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Jesus Syphon: when i look through the pokedex i realize i like a lot more pokemon than i thought

Fellby: ((hoooly shit was that poorly translated lovecraft?

Nyxem: ((KLINKLANG WEIGHS 81KG/178.6 POUNDS

Fellby: ((HOLY SHIT THIS IS LOVECRAFT

Jesus Syphon: ffs

Elo: is sobbing

Nyxem: ((I WEIGH LIKE 80KG

Nyxem: ((KLINKLANG WEIGHS ABOUT AS MUCH AS I DO

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Jesus Syphon: ...

Jesus Syphon: Solosis, Duosion

Jesus Syphon: But no tri-something

Jesus Syphon: Fucking Gamefreak

Jesus Syphon: Why you do this

Nyxem: ((reuni:reunite

Nyxem: ((reuniclus is reunited nucleus

Jesus Syphon: Oh huh

Nyxem: ((solosis is solo mitosis

Jesus Syphon: Oh huh

Literally Satan: ((Huh, so that was a fun experiment

Nyxem: ((duosion is duo... uh, fusion ithinl

Jesus Syphon: Alright

Literally Satan: ((I used a Frisk and used solely They/Them, and everyone in /r/UT defaulted as Female for them

Fellby: (("all she was good for was reading the necronomicon and summoning cthulu" that was delivered very casual

Jesus Syphon: Wut

Nyxem: ((me

Jesus Syphon: Vanilluxe is 4 feet

Nyxem: ((no

Nyxem: ((my friend april is that sentence, chime

Jesus Syphon: ...Aw dammit

Nyxem: puts a bit of oil near their gears and joints before sipping the rest.

Jesus Syphon: Now I see Jellicent's face thing as a huge mustache

Barchar: (that's the kple chime)

Barchar: (joke*)

Barchar: (i pulled a laharl)

Nyxem: ((OK

Jesus Syphon: Not quite a Laharl

Jesus Syphon: A Laharl is fucking the entire sentence

Nyxem: ((JELLICENTS FACE IS SO CUTE

Jesus Syphon: Jellicent is pretty cutre

Jesus Syphon: cute

Nyxem: ((ITS A MUSTACHIOD HORROR OF THE SEA OR A REGAL QUEEN HORROR OF THE SEA

Jesus Syphon: Why isn't Alomomola Luvdisc's evolution

Jesus Syphon: It really should be

Nyxem: ((i have a shiny jellicent his name is cthulhu