Jeska or Jekon:

: Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline] is now Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon].

Acastus: "Do you want me to be honest?"

Jeska or Jekon: < its an older suit I know>

Jeska or Jekon:

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Acastus: "You look like a transformer took steroids."

Jeska or Jekon:

Jeska or Jekon: ((mind you these sutis are around 18 meters tall,

Acastus: "...I don't really know, I read about it in a magazine one long ago."

Acastus: "But they're cars. That turn into robots."

Acastus: "And they looked similar to that."

Jeska or Jekon:

Acastus: "The school letting you bring it there?"

Jeska or Jekon:

Acastus: "Surprised they just let you."

Jeska or Jekon:

Acastus: -They didn't. They asked for her to do a charity event of some sort, for the school, and a charity of Jeska's choice.-

Acastus: "Oh yep. Thought so."

Jeska or Jekon:

Acastus: "Well that's good."

Acastus: -Ain't nobody landing a fucking death bit in their lawn. Unless they pay. Then it's okay a

Acastus: "Well, that's gonna be cool to ride in."

Jeska or Jekon: Acastus: -Unless Jeska has took him to, he has never piloted or rode in a Mobile Suit.-
Acastus: "Oh, cool."
Jeska or Jekon: -not yet-
Acastus: "Is riding in those scary?@
Jeska or Jekon: kneels the suit down and extends the hand to him
Acastus: "..."
Jeska or Jekon:
Acastus: "I don't like this idea."
Acastus: -Be gets on the hand.-
Acastus: "Don't get me killed."
Jeska or Jekon: retracts the hand to the cockpit and opens it up.
Acastus: -He gets in.-
Jeska or Jekon: -the cockpit is a 360 pararamic view
Jeska or Jekon: (rip bread. Hello flame
Acastus: "By the way, I'm gonna need 100 dollars."
Barchar: (Jeska: "Hey, acastus, do you smell that?" *sniff snff* "Oh, oh, that's the smell of WIMP. COMING FROM YOU.")
Jeska or Jekon: alright
Acastus: "I had to bribe the guard to let you in with so much cleavage showing."
Jeska or Jekon: really?
Jeska or Jekon: I'm know for it you know
Acastus: "They're steict about this stuff."
Jeska or Jekon: -theres a side chair next to here
Jeska or Jekon: (the cockpit btw http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/gundam/images/4/4f/Gussa-cockpit.gif/revision/latest?cb=20100722091659
Jeska or Jekon: starts making the suit walk
Acastus: -He sits.-
Jeska or Jekon: -its a smooth ride
Jeska or Jekon: not so bad huh?
Acastus: "Also it's great, actually."
Jäger Leyline: -is asleep on top of BC, his butt is on her face-
Jeska or Jekon: yeah, the ride is smooth and its got a full 360 view
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Barchar: she is okay with this.
Jeska or Jekon: you can see straight behind you simply by looking behind
Jeska or Jekon: no blind spots
Jäger Leyline: -will she be okay if he farts-
Barchar: less.
Barchar: notably less.
Jäger Leyline: -doesn't, but his dreams are now explorable
Barchar: fun times
: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Jäger Leyline: is in the middle of a battlefield in his present red armor, but he is longer
Jäger Leyline: younger*
Jäger Leyline: he is cutting humans down and quickly, dodging bullets, doing flips, cartwheels, slides and being a badass
Barchar: sits off somewhere she's not likely to get rekt
: theres hundreds of silhouettes in the battle, with gun and swords
: damn Jager don't think anyone could hit you
Jäger Leyline: finger guns a silhouette and flips over to BC
Barchar: "Man, I'm gonna have to stop opening with 'hey, kid'."
Jäger Leyline: Who you calling kid? I'm a man
Jäger Leyline: is around 17
Barchar: "That's what I'm getting at."
Jäger Leyline: blocks a few bulelts
Jäger Leyline: you stupid or something sweatheart? this is a battle
Jäger Leyline: why are you sitting around?
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Jäger Leyline: (oi
Fanta: ((Yo
Jäger Leyline: ((hey Flame, Bread and I played OW together and it worked
Barchar: "Oh, I'm no fighter. I leave the big, strong men for that."
Jäger Leyline: ((did you wanna try it?
Barchar: (huh)
Barchar: (maybe later)
Fanta: fanta has no aging potions
Jäger Leyline: throws a knife into someones head
Fanta: azalea had to get hers from the bar
Jäger Leyline: ((shes did that then
Fanta: bcuz why tf would fanta and hywel need those
Barchar: she whistles. "You're certainly damn good at it."
Jäger Leyline: ((old people sex?
: the record player is there playing upbeat free jazz
Fanta: hywel's already got all the old people sex he could ever want
: is playing his https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YA4P1A3jtu0
Jäger Leyline: Thats why they call me the Red Blitz cute stuff
Fanta: ((Well i'm going back to vlr
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Jäger Leyline: gets his sword tangled into silhouettes followed by a quick dash to the side and a back stab
Jäger Leyline: (vir?
Barchar: (Virtue's Last Reward)
Barchar: claps. "Go, red blitz! Kick their asses!"
Jäger Leyline: ((don't know it
Jäger Leyline: is kicking all sorts of ass
Jäger Leyline: he turns to look at BC. He winks and fingerguns her follow by a click from his mouth
Barchar: and we know that that ass is kickin' too
Barchar: she swoons
: at the moment, a silhouette appears from behind him and swipes low, cutting his legs off
Jäger Leyline: falls to the ground is bewilderment and screams in pain
Barchar: "HOLY SHIT"
: the silhouette follows up with stabbing his sword into his shoulder
Jäger Leyline: screams but grabs the sword and pulls it inwards ,then stabs the assailant in the next
: a number of silhouettes approach him weapons at the ready
: one attacks him
Jäger Leyline: pulsl the sword out from himself and parries the attack followed by decapitaing the guy
: another one attacks him from behind having a clear shot
The White Wolf: -comes from the side and cleaves the attacker in half
Barchar: she'd try to help if she didn't know full well she went through everyone but Jager and loni here
Barchar: well, and probably Shin.
Barchar: "Theeere we go." she said, nodding as he came in
The White Wolf: stands firm as the silhouettes back up
: a few charge, but are cut down but lightning fast movements of the Wolf
Jäger Leyline: guess the...cavalry....has arrived....
The White Wolf: -quickly dispatches the rest, without a single scratch on him
The White Wolf: -goes over and picks up Jager, carrying him to the rear lines
Jäger Leyline: is placed on a table as a doctor looks him over
Dr. Fintevious: hook up a saline solution and prep an iron, we have to cauterize those wounds
Jäger Leyline: me is labored breathing.
Jäger Leyline: uhhhh.....damn it
Barchar: she's not going in. She's not surehow aware of her Shin and Fin arree goinna be, but she'd rather not get caught by some less....Jager-y.
Jäger Leyline: wheres..that lass?
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Dr. Fintevious: -preps and burning hot iron and places in on his two wounded legs
Jäger Leyline: screams to high heaven in pain
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Barchar: she winces
Jäger Leyline: ....god....
Dr. Fintevious: -does the same to his stab wound
Jäger Leyline: screams again
Dr. Fintevious: alright that sealed the wounds, get him prepped for some cybernetic attachments, place him in surgery waiting
Jäger Leyline: is moved to a different tent, away from Dr. Fin and The Wolf
Barchar: she slooowly breathes in and out, trying to stop herself from rushing in there and trying to hit Fintevious. Again, she's not sure how aware they'll be, but she really would rather not get fuked up. She goes over to where Jager has been replaced.
Jäger Leyline: looks at BC
Jäger Leyline: ...guess I fucked up
Barchar: "Eh."
Barchar: "We all do."
: the music changes to a long African drum song
Barchar: "Trust me, red blitz, you'll live."
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKnVaDwUg5s
Jäger Leyline: ...I'm not done yet
Jäger Leyline: grabs a post and starts to lift himself up
Barchar: "Wha-Jager, you don't have any [i]legs[/i]."
Jäger Leyline: looks at his legs
Jäger Leyline: ...oh god....
Jäger Leyline: ....I gotta...I gotta get up
Barchar: "Jager, you CAN'T get up." she tries to keep him down. "Literally, you are entirely physically incapable of it right now."
Jäger Leyline: falls back into the bed
Barchar: "What you 'gotta' do is stay here, get badass robot limbs, and then kick everybody's asses."
Jäger Leyline: No! I have to get back out there
Jäger Leyline: people are depending on me!
Barchar: "And you depend on having [i]legs[/i]!"
Barchar: "They're not going to lose this war because you're out for a while, Leyline. But if you crawl out on the battlefield with no legs, or manage to die some other way before you even get there, they may well."
Jäger Leyline: ....I wasn't fast enough
Barchar: "Jager, Shin was the only one who could have seen that coming. Just stay here. Get help. Live to fight another day."
Dr. Fintevious: -walks out with two silhouettes next to him and goes to JAger, not noticing BC
Barchar: "...[sub]well, nice to know that[/sub]" she stepped back.
Dr. Fintevious: come on, lets get started
Dr. Fintevious: -pushes Jager into a closed room and starts implanting the robotic legs while he is awake
: the silhouettes hold him down as he screams in agony
Barchar: she sighs, once again mostly trying to restrain herself from interfering. If she even could. We're back on script, as far as she could tell.
Jäger Leyline: ..WHAT THE FUCK EVER HAPPENED TO ANESTHETICS?
Dr. Fintevious: I'm sorry we're short on supplies,
Dr. Fintevious: finishes and pushes Jager into a recovery room
Jäger Leyline: is panting and looks like shit
Barchar: "[sub]Bet they're running out of shits to give, too.[/sub]" she muttered, going over.
Dr. Fintevious: -is well past be able to give a shit-
Jäger Leyline: passes out, and time passes to night time
: the sound of gun fire and war is getting closer
Jäger Leyline: wakes up
Barchar: "...Well. That's getting a bit claustrophobic."
Jäger Leyline: ...still alive....still being looked after.....
Jäger Leyline: ...I...need to get up...help me
Barchar: "Jager, you've been passed out for the ENTIRE time that you've had that. There's no way you can fight."
Jäger Leyline: starts to lift himself up
Jäger Leyline: I have too
Jäger Leyline: to*
Barchar: She sighed. "How mutilated do you need to be to just let yourself take a break, and NOT get killed?"
: an intercom blares
Barchar: "Oh, shit."
: gunfire erupts nearby followed by an explosion
Jäger Leyline: is knocked off the bed
: two silhouettes enter the room, with rifles at the ready
Barchar: she stares, trying to get in their way. Not that it was actually going to do anything, likely.
Jäger Leyline: unholsters a pocket pistol and caps them in the head
Jäger Leyline: outta the way...you're gonna get killed....
Barchar: "Heh. Leyline, trust me, that's not much of a concern for me.
Jäger Leyline: staggers to his feet as he starts walking to the exit
Jäger Leyline: gotta get....out of here....find Loni
Barchar: "Oh, shit, Loni. I didn't even think of her..."
Jäger Leyline: stumbles around barely managing to be able to walk
Jäger Leyline: heads to the barracks
Jäger Leyline: enters, "Loni!
Barchar: she follows him, going into the barracks when she realizes that's where he's going
Loni Leyline: Jager?
Loni Leyline: -she runs over and hugs him, crying
Jäger Leyline: come one lets get out of here
Jäger Leyline: heads to the exit, and tosses BC a handgun
Jäger Leyline: make yourself useful
Jäger Leyline: grabs a 2nd one
Barchar: debates just using the chaos buster, assuming it'll work. Of course, it might be that only shit she gets from in the dream will interact right? Whatever. "Sir, yes sir."
Loni Leyline: -is wrapped around his neck and supported by his arm, but on his wounded shoulder side
Jäger Leyline: heads out of the barracks but gun fire riddles the area around him as he jumps back in
: four silhouettes are outside shooting at the barracks
Barchar: she calmly walks out, firing at one of them.
: it goes down as the others return fire, none of which is doing any damage
Barchar: "Ooh, FUN <3!" she goes for the three others
Jäger Leyline: walks out with Loni and fires back
Loni Leyline: -squeezes onto him putting pressure on to his shoulder wound
: ones head splatters
Barchar: "Loni, you REALLY should be on the other side."
Jäger Leyline: AAArRGGHhhh
Jäger Leyline: has his the pistol in his other hand
: one throws a grenade at BC while the other retreats
Barchar: she tries to get out of the blast
Barchar: "God, I [i]hate[/i] grenades."
: it blows and does nothing to BC
Jäger Leyline: falls to the ground and lays there
Loni Leyline: Jager!?
Barchar: she goes over. "Loni, he's injured there. You need to get somewhere else."
Barchar: "And...god, I don't know all of where else, but I at least know he is there."
Loni Leyline: -is crying-
Jäger Leyline: starts to get up
Jäger Leyline: theres a .....cart in the back.....they'll be retreating the wounded....there
Jäger Leyline: limbs towards the back
: the record players music gets louder and a few record players are appearing around them
Barchar: "Oh, goddammit, are record players your fucking bogeyman?" she said, trying to Grab Loni to at least get her over quicker.
Jäger Leyline: -the three make it to the back and theres a cart being filled with wounded and some guards
: the help Jager onto the cart and eventually it starts to drive off
Jäger Leyline: is laying on the bed of the cart
Jäger Leyline: is barely awake and breathing heavily
Jäger Leyline: ...there....we made it
Barchar: She sighs, nodding. "Good job, red blitz. You'll make it."
Loni Leyline: -is hugging Jagers neck, crying, "brother....your legs....."
Jäger Leyline: its alright....I look good in....metal
Jäger Leyline: looks at BC
Jäger Leyline: thanks....for your help
Barchar: she nods. "What I'm here for."
: everything fades to white and the music plays
Jäger Leyline: is there, back to being a kid again lying on a something white
Jäger Leyline: has a smile on his face and is bobbing his head
Jäger Leyline: his head laying on something white*
Barchar: "...Hm. I'm sure this is very symbolic."
Barchar: she shrugs, heading out
Jäger Leyline: stays that way, in that moment of happiness
Jäger Leyline: is sleeping just fine
Jäger Leyline: ((ow time?
Barchar: she pats Jager on the head.
Barchar: (it's friday for me)
Jäger Leyline: smiles
Jäger Leyline: ((what?
Barchar: (I need to start school in like)
Jäger Leyline: ((you have school now
Barchar: (5 minutes)
Jäger Leyline: ((right
Jäger Leyline: (have fun
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Fanta: ((Rip
Jäger Leyline: (no fuk you
Fanta: ((No u
Jäger Leyline: (no u
Fanta: ((Ze later
Fanta: ((Iss gon b fun
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Jäger Leyline: ((damn it. was gonna tell slarv to bend over
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: ((hello))
: ((No one is here))
: ((Wel))
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Fanta: ((Zero escape, where resets and alternate timeline jumping is 'scientifically' explained
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Fanta: ((That game is fuckin weird
Fanta: ((Til consciousnesses can travel back and forward through timw
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: ((Huh
: ((Empty
Sadako: ((surprise motherfucker
Owl: I'll see you soon, I got no use for a bucket of tears.
: ((AAAAAAA
Owl: Maybe we'll meet again in a couple of years~
: Yes you do
: You can throw it on people
: "It's just a prank bro!"
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Cowboy Kid: ((hi
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: ((byotiful
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Flo: (SURPRISES I DON'T LIKE SURPRISES)
Owl: (AAAAAAAA
Flo: (CAN I STAB THE SURPRISE)
Barchar: (I almost typed 'Bar~Chara' when i made that title off of the skool awareness title)
Barchar: (Bar~Chara is exactly the same as Bar!Chara, except she makes the tilde noise at the end of all her sentences)
: ((TILDE
Barchar: (She's also Bar!Chara's least favorite person)
Barchar: (she don't like copies and she sure as hell don't like the tilde noise)
Sadako: ((i imagine the noise sounds like "nnNNhh~"
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: ((its just them shouting "TILDE" at the top of their lungs
Barchar: (Something like that yeah)
Barchar: (Chime i mean, not you ck)
Barchar: (you-you meme)
Barchar: (I lost top comment to lapis_mirror on the undertale sub)
Barchar: (i cri)
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Sadako: ((hi mv
Barchar: (hi mv)
Sherry Noble: ((yo
: ((hi
Ebbette: (( http://i.imgsafe.org/a26edb02c6.png
Sherry Noble: ((wrong pic gdi
Flo: (stab/flo (i mean r))
Barchar: (shit)
Barchar: (let's try that again)
Flo: (stab)
Flo: (I mean rip0
: ((Same type attack boost
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Flo: (Gorebyss is a steel type, right? right? no?)
Ebbette: (http://flying-fox.deviantart.com/art/Milotic-Gijinka-580183838
Sherry Noble: ((no
Owl: ((No
Barchar: (I know it's a joke)
Barchar: (oh shit that's graceful af)
Barchar: (If she's wearing that, I imagine that what she got Flo was, like, hir third choice, but Flo kept rejecting WAY MORE ELABORATE shit)
Sherry Noble: ((yeah
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Owl: (Literal bells and whistles.
Flo: ("Look sis I know you think that regular clothes are boring, but I'm not wearing a dress that has a tail, eyes, or a picture on it")
Barchar: (I don't think we decided what they'd actually be familialy but eh)
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Flo: ("and if I even see you looking at something with all three, I'm going to just wear a t-shirt")
: ((tfw male lions kill cubs
Barchar: (lions are hard fucking core my dude)
: ((and eat them
Sadako: ((fuck my pasta is still cold
: ((thank fuck Steven isn't lion food
: ((are you lion to me
: ((do they actually do that
Barchar: (i don't necessarily know but I'd fuckin believe it)
: ((yes
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: There
Barchar: (I was watching a wildlife camera earlier, and a lion was going after a cub pretty hard for trying to fuck around while he was eating)
: Go toward the end
Fanta: ((Ok so apparently the last game in the ze trilogy decided to ditch all puzzles and become a 35 hour long choose your own adventure badly animated cutscene
Sherry Noble: ((...lets go with sisters
Barchar: (aight)
Fanta: ((Or at least that's what i fuckin think
Owl: ((So Katawa Shoujo but with bad animation
Barchar: (I realize that we didn't ACTUALLY make them a surname, but fuck it whatever, if it actually comes up we can bullshit)
Fanta: ((Because i'm 4 hours in with no puzzles
Barchar: (also aren't puzzles the main draw of that entire series?)
Fanta: ((Nono, laharl
Sherry Noble: ((tide
Fanta: ((They removed pressing a also
Owl: ((Ebb Oni and Flow Gressive
Owl: ((WHAT
Fanta: ((It's just cutscenes
Sherry Noble: ((ebette tide and florence tide
Owl: ((Thats just a visual novel without the fucking a button
Barchar: (Well that sounds like fucking hell)
Fanta: ((I KNOW
Barchar: (and yeah alright)
Sherry Noble: ((*ebbette
Fanta: ((WHY
Owl: ((I'm telling you
Owl: ((Ebb oni
Owl: ((Ebb Oni.
Owl: ((Do it.
Barchar: (But Ebb isn't her full name)
Fanta: ((Gonna do stuff
Fanta: ((Brb
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Sherry Noble: ((i could rename her ebboni
Barchar: (and they have the same surname and 'Flo Oni' doesn't mean anything)
Flo: (Ebb: "I'm not making people call me the bitch from my immortal, call my 'Ebb'")
Owl: ((Ebb Natural-Harmonius-Gropius and Flo Natural-Harmonius-Gropius
Owl: ((Ebb N Flo
Sadako: ((... i'm just thinking of ao oni now
Sherry Noble: ((oh my god
Sherry Noble: ((also its harmonia
Barchar: (Pfff)
Sadako: ((ebb: *bursts into the room, painted purple, and chases you around*
Flo: ("Hey, Ebb, do you know what Happened with that weird guy in Unova?")
Barchar: (Ebb: "Pff, probably died or something.")
Flo: ("Yeah probably.")
Sherry Noble: ((ebb: *is touched* *screams*
Flo: ("DO I GET TO STAB IT")
Sherry Noble: ((ebb: no
Owl: ((Ebb joins conversations and just moans randomly
Ebb: ((name change
Flo: ("Dammit")
Ebb: ((shit
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Flo: (spooks)
Flo: (stabs)
Flo: (ssssssilly strings...?)
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Owl: ((This fucking /r/UT Homestuck is still pissing me off
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Owl: ((Apparently they now have D&D gimmick?
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Owl: ((Thats a whole new level of pulling shit out of your ass
Flo: (their gimmick is never keeping their fucking gimmicks)
Ebb: ((ebb sticks her middle finger up at preps
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Flo: (Are ghost-type hybrids born dead)
Owl: ((I want to know one thing right now
Owl: ((I'm at what is effectively a military training school
Owl: ((So why am I capable of getting fairy tail mangas from the library
Owl: ((Thats so fucking out of place holy shit
Sadako: ((it is holy crud
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Ebb: ((im pretty sure the department of state people watch love live
Flo: (wait what)
Owl: ((Another thing
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Owl: ((Someone in my flight
Flo: (I guess a lot of military people are nerds)
Owl: ((Is a fucking memer
Owl: ((Like, high-level memer
Owl: ((Like, we're jogging through snow and I hear from my left
Owl: (('TODO KE'
Owl: ((Fucker's blaring snow halation from a bluetooth speaker
: ((how high quality is it?
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Owl: ((He's gotten his ass kicked several times because he replaces his uniform badges
Owl: ((With shitty memes
: ((worth
Flo: (~our love is a great work of satire~)
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CryingEevee OOC: ((and so i arrive))
Flo: (hi CE)
Barchar: she's chillin
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: ((hi
Owl: She's just, sitting at a bar stool, looking around.
CryingEevee OOC: ((owl, huh?))
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Barchar: they're full totally real legit name is Owlowiscius
Barchar: "Hey, kid." she said, waving at Owl
Owl: "..." She cocks her head, looking at BC.
Owl: "...?"
Barchar: Just in a greeting way
Ebb: ((brb
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Flo: ("Well, she's gone.")
Flo: ("Who wants the knife first?")
CryingEevee OOC: ((i should bring back kidgue. the only time i've played him recently is his cautale self))
Sadako: ((shit free knives!
Sadako: ((anyway yeah i was gonna bring in gaster after i finish dinner
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai frisky))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((bai frisky))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai frisky))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai breb))
: ((Hello))
: ((hi
Flo: (hi bread)
: Sadako [Sadako] is now Gaster [Gaster].
: ((Are you flo))
: ((From the progressive commercials))
Flo: (no)
Flo: (Frisky would do that)
Flo: (not me)
: ((oh
Gaster: walks in, trying to pick a bit of spaghetti out from between his joints.
Owl: She nods back at BC, uncocking her head.
Barchar: "Oh, hello, Gaster."
Gaster: "Hello there."
Owl: The large owl mask sits firmly on her face, not needing constant adjustment like Nobody's.
CryingEevee OOC: ((question, how many robots visit the bar?))
Ebb: ((hold on
Flo: (A fair amount?)
GLaDOS: we have her. Mettaton and Schyro.
Quote: he, Curly and Balrog theoretically exist
Ebb: ((schyro, metta, nyxem, mcttaton, blt, drakon, glados, prismaton, curly, quote, balrog
Runner: Don't forget this bro
Ebb: ((and runner
Barchar: he's not in the bar often tho
CryingEevee OOC: ((of course mv knows all the robots of cau))
Owl: Neither is Drakon, I see him listed.
DamnDude: [[ Loading Up DD.Exe ]]
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Gaster: ((idk if lua counts, he's a cyborg
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Ebb: ((partially robotic people dont count
: ((Hehehehh))
: ((https://www.google.com/amp/www.nola.com/articles/19168843/tropical_storm_gaston_predicte.amp?client=safari
CryingEevee OOC: ((anyway, i asked because i'm thinking of introducing a character. they HEAVILY rely on there being robots, or just anything mechanical so cyborgs would prolly work. people with nanomachines [sub]son[/sub] work too))
Owl: ((tl;dr enough robots to give Petra a shitton of paperwork
Olive: ((so if you need someone partially robotic i've got her
Ebb: ((if you count cyborgs, olive jäger i think lua
: ((nobody becomes a tropical storm like GASTON
Peacock: Is she a robot?
Ebb: ((ehhhhhhh, i think?
Barchar: kiiiiinnnndaaa?
CryingEevee OOC: ((peacock has the parasites but i think those aren't robotic))
Barchar: she clearly has metal arms
CryingEevee OOC: ((those use theonite))
Barchar: iirc
Ebb: ((i mean avanne might count
CryingEevee OOC: ((which i have no idea what that means))
CryingEevee OOC: ((isn't avanne magic based?))
Barchar: but she's not actually made of wood, her body is made out of BLAXITH...
Flo: shit
Ebb: ((avanne is magic based
Ebb: ((*tyey
Ebb: ((*they
Flo: geck
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, no. it needs to be tech based for my character's gimmick to work))
Owl: ((Peacock is like, a cyborg ish
Ebb: ((ok
Owl: ((I think her parasites are artificial parasites
Gaster: ((huuuh i guess i could play the spine but my grasp on his character is, ahem, a bit rusty
Owl: ((Not like Leviathan or Samson
: ((Peacock really likes red paint))
Ebb: ((pffhah
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CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, her parasites are artifical, but they still have theonite so i dunno))
Flo: (But also she has the metal arms I think?)
: Ebboni Tide [Ebb] is now Schyroton [Schyroton].
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think they...aren't tenchological? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯))
Owl: ((They're technological, but then again
Owl: ((This is a game where Big Band, who is 90% artificial, can throw a fist the size of his body
Owl: ((Out of a cloak
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, skullgirls throws logic out the window))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean))
Schyroton: enters the bar, pulling spaghetti from his face crack, hair, and the gaps between his shoulders.
Owl: ((ESPECIALLY when you consider Peacock completely cartoon logics everything
CryingEevee OOC: ((beowulf literally rips through the game in his intro animation))
Schyroton: is very much not amused by this.
Gaster: "Remind me to never let Papyrus help Corsiva in the kitchen."
Schyroton: Nnoted.
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Barchar: "If you inform me, I'll be sure to do it."
Schyroton: Iii'm going to be fifinding saghetttti for weeks.
Schyroton: *spaghetti
Gaster: "We're gonna find spaghetti behind the fridge years from now."
CryingEevee OOC: ((anyone wanna throw out some guesses for why my character relies on robots and other types of tech people?))
Gaster: ((they're a virus?
Schyroton: ((virus
Schyroton: ((or electricbased
Schyroton: ((rotom
CryingEevee OOC: ((not quite a virus, and no, it's not a rotom))
Schyroton: goes into the bathroom, to clean the spaghetti from his hair.
Gaster: sighs.
Schyroton: Naturally, this takes a while.
Flo: (a bodiless AI)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i need to come up with a name now...))
CryingEevee OOC: ((also, bingo))
Schyroton: ((melissa
Owl: My 3DS just got here
CryingEevee OOC: ((noice))
Owl: I finally have a fucking 3DS again
Schyroton: ((niiiiice
CryingEevee OOC: ((is it a normal or new 3ds?))
Owl: And i'm even happier cause this is a 3DS funded off my Mom's money from all the shit she's sold from me
CryingEevee OOC: ((so it's also a bit of revenge, huh?))
Flo: (is your mom the one from pokemon gold and silver)
CryingEevee OOC: ((no, that one buys stuff with your money, laharl's sells your things))
Schyroton: There's a sound of hair being pulled out, a cry of "Shhhit!", and the sound of something breaking.
Gaster: "Schryo?"
Schyroton: Iii'm okay.
Schyroton: Mosstly.
Gaster: "... Do you need help?
Schyroton: Yyes.
Gaster: sighs and goes into the bathroon.
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Barchar: "..."/bc
Barchar: "Jesus."
Schyroton: There's a wad of spaghetti and hair stuck to the wall, a bootprint in the wall, andthe toilet is broken. Schyro is draped across the remains.
Gaster: "... Oh my god."
Schyroton: Ththat shit was liiiike superglue.
CryingEevee OOC: (("Essence" i think that sounds pretty good))
CryingEevee OOC: ((or, 3553nc3))
Gaster: helps Schyro up.
Schyroton: is missing a chunk of hair, though it's barely noticeable.
Schyroton: is helped up.
Schyroton: ......Hhow much does one of ththose cost?
Gaster: "A toilet? I don't know..."
Schyroton: Wellll shit.
Gaster: "Yeah, that's what it's for."
Schyroton: just stares at Gaster.
Gaster: "What?"
Barchar: "Guardian no"
Schyroton: Ththat was aaa shitty joje and you knowww it.
Gaster: ((joje
Schyroton: snickers at his own pun.
Flo: (joaje)
Schyroton: ((sh
Gaster: "Well yeah, it was about shit."
: ((s'botiful s'tennouttaten
Schyroton: .....
Schyroton: Ththat was the jjjojojoke.
Flo: (HER AIM IS GETTING IS AIM HER)
CryingEevee OOC: ((anyone else go on fantasy name generators and just generate random things for fun to see what you get?))
Flo: (HER AIM IS GETTEG SI MIA REH)
Schyroton: just. Pries the sticky wad of pasta and wig fibers and throws it in the trash.
Gaster: ((no bc then i'll be tempted to make a new character and i'm fine with the amount i've got
Schyroton: *pries it off the wall
Schyroton: ((hah you have no idea
Flo: (YOU CAN NEVER HAVE ENOUGH CHARACTERS)
Schyroton: ((remember when i only used mettaton
CryingEevee OOC: ((YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO BIG OF A GRAVEYARD))
Flo: (I remember when I thought I was just gonna be MK)
Flo: (Then i left and came back when I had the idea for BTale)
CryingEevee OOC: ((remember when i was actually known as varik?))
Flo: (and i thought mk was rip)
Flo: (but then barchar happened)
Gaster: ((i like to develop my characters at the very least
Flo: (and eeeeeeeeeeeverything went belly-up)
CryingEevee OOC: ((anyway, time to think more about how i'll handle essence and decide if that's even the name i'll go with))
Schyroton: googles a thing. "...Aabout 900G."
Schyroton: Onn average.
Gaster: "Huh. That's not bad if you're rich."
Schyroton: Yyeah.
Barchar: "...I'm certainly not and Grillby isn't either I don't think."
Barchar: "So you're gonna have to pay for that."
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh right, vale/nigh is a thing. i nearly forgot))
Schyroton: has a lot more money of his own than he wishes to disclose.
Schyroton: goes through the anydoor, returns with a small sack of G. "Hhere's 1200, Ii'm very sssorry abououout that."
Barchar: "...Oh thanks."
Schyroton: Iiit's nothiiing...
Barchar: she realizes that she'll at the very least have to split the extra
Barchar: which makes her very sad
Barchar: that said just having this much is practically making her salivate
Schyroton: sets it on the counter.
Barchar: ...of course that's like 12 bucks i guess
Barchar: i dunno G is weird
Schyroton: ((400
Barchar: point is she's fucking broke, and now she's less broke
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CryingEevee OOC: ((metta and hella aren't completely robotic right? it's more like souls in robotic suits iirc))
Schyroton: ((id assume 3g=$1, about
Schyroton: ((their bodies are entirely robotic but they are souls piloting mechs, essentially
Schyroton: ((a cinnamon roll would cost a few bucks
Gaster: sighs and goes out to the couch, siting down.
Barchar: well, okay, that much, yeah, this is glorious for her
CryingEevee OOC: ((still, could be weird if something took control of the body but wouldn't touch the soul))
Schyroton: sits next to him.
Schyroton: ((oh, theyd know something was there
Gaster: seems to be contemplating something.
Schyroton: ....Sso, um. What aaare you ththinking anouout?
Gaster: "I. Um... "
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Gaster: "There's supposedly a sort of... town fair going on around next week..."
Schyroton: Oh...
Gaster: "It's for everyone, and well, that's got me worried."
Schyroton: .......Yyeah.
Schyroton: Ii mean, Metttaton's got ththe speech almost ddone, so... he's goioing to do it onn the 28th...
Schyroton: I realllly hope it hehelps.
Barchar: "God, I hope so too."
Schyroton: is noticably tense.
Gaster: "It's not like we can cancel the fair, I didn't organize it."
Gaster: "Besides, I'd look like the bad guy."
Schyroton: Yyyeah...
Barchar: "...If you guys ever need a nigh-invulnerable bodyguard wish an electric sword and a huge rainbow laser, I'd be willing to do it."
Gaster: "That would be nice, Barchar."
CryingEevee OOC: (("Superpower name generator" "Self Evolution" what would evolving yourself mean?))
Barchar: "Before Schyro brought out the abg I'd have offered to do it for free becuase I care about you guys, but that has made it starkly clear how freaking broke I am and I kinda need the cash."
Schyroton: Ii mean, can you contatact the perrson who set iit up? Aand ask ththm to put a warrning saying ththat anyone fouund beiing an asshhat woukd be bannned from ththe faiir?
Gaster: "Oooh, that's a good idea."
Gaster: pulls out his phone and starts to type an email.
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Schyroton: Aand, um, Ii'd be hahapppy to pay yyou for ththat.
Jäger Leyline: ((whats up bby?
Barchar: "Thanks."
Lua: -Also has a sword and could bodyguard, but he's busy doing not illegal things right now-
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Schyroton: Hhow does.... uh... 2000G souuund? Is ththat okayy?
Barchar: "Oh my god yes"
Barchar: "Jesus I didn't even expect that much"
Schyroton: ...Oh...
Barchar: "Schyroton, I literally have double digits of G."
Schyroton: ...Oh. Ththat's... yeyeah. Ththat's nothiing.
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Barchar: "Despite the couch size, it's cushions are surprisingly bare."
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CryingEevee OOC: ((oh cool, an anon. hai anon))
Schyroton: ((hi anon
Barchar: (wull hey there pardner)
Schyroton: ((welcome to cau
: Florence Tide [Flo] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].
: anonymous [??] is now Zero I [Zero I].
Fanta: ((Hello Mr. X
Jäger Leyline: ((whose Anon?
Schyroton: ((oh
Barchar: (wha)
Jäger Leyline: ((any now theres menaman
Jäger Leyline: megaman*
Gaster: ((Someone new?
Zero I: ((Don't mind me
: ((hi
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'll probably mind you))
Jäger Leyline: ((but we do
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Fanta: ((Pay no mind to Zero I, they're just popping in
Schyroton: twirls his hair nervously.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i will pay all mind to Zero I))
Jäger Leyline: (I can't stop thinking about Zero I
Gaster: ((our hero zero
: ((By the way Slarv when does ZE start
Fanta: ((Whenever everyone's here
: ((Ah
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh shit, right. that's today, huh?))
Fanta: ((Yep
: ((IIRC we have like
: ((Four people rn
: ((So we need five more
: ((Oh boy
Fanta: ((We have 6
Barchar: (There's me, slrav, mv, chime, frisky)
: ((Ah
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Barchar: (aaand maybe DD or CE)
Barchar: (and bread)
Barchar: (so that's 7)
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Zero I: ((Bye for now
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: ((Hiya))
Gaster: ((okay, bye
: ((Who dat))
Fanta: ((Zero I
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: ((Slarv doesn't really count
: ((Wait holy crap do we have a new person))
Barchar: (noooobody knoooooows)
Barchar: (prolly not)
Barchar: (somebody slrav is using for ze)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think it could be slarv))
: ((We have six players
Jäger Leyline: ((heya bread
: ((So we need three more unless Slarv is something else other than the DM and "antagonist"
Owl: ((Heh
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: ((Hello))
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Barchar: (but probably not)
Barchar: (hopefull)
: ((Lol it's Laharl isn't it
Owl: ((Actually, for once
Owl: ((I'm not in on all of Slarv's shit
Jäger Leyline: (Imma pplay Overwatch until we start, wanna join bread or flame?
: ((Huh, alright then
: ((K))
Fanta: ((Zero I isn't in on everything either
Barchar: (nah)
CryingEevee OOC: ((huh))
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Barchar: (only slrav knows the truth)
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: ((Slarv: TIL THE BLUE SKIES DRIVE THE DARK CLOUDS FAR AWAY))
Barchar: (what)
Barchar: (I know the song but how is that relevant)
: ((nothing
: ((it's not relevant at all
Barchar: (Slarv is bill cipher)
Fanta: ((Nah more like TIL Zero Time Dilemma is just heavy rain with less gameplay
: ((I remember Heavy Rain
Fanta: ((This game is just
Fanta: ((Pick what cutscene to watch
Barchar: (fun times)
Fanta: ((Can you even call it a cutscene it's not cutting anything
Fanta: ((Alright, we can sorta start now
Fanta: ((Everyone that's in ZE either pm me on discord or get in pms here
CryingEevee OOC: ((i can use irrelevant song quotes too, watch: "RISE UP FROM THE GROUND, JOIN OUR VOICES TO THE SOUND, THE TIME HAS COME, NEW ELYSIUM, TEAR THIS OPPRESSIVE EMPIRE DOWN"))
Barchar: (so can i)
Barchar: (Slarv: "I GET KNOCKED DOWN. BUT I GET UP AGAIN. BUT I GET KNOCKED DOWN AGAIN. BUT I GET UP AGAIN.")
: ((imma see how fat I can download Discord))
Barchar: (Slarv: "YOU AIN'T NEVER GOONA GET KNOCKED UP AGAIN.")
CryingEevee OOC: ((how fat))
: Fast
: Fuck
Schyroton: ((slarv: LOOK AT THIS STUFF, ISN'T IT NEAT? WOULDN'T YOU THINK MY COLLECTION'S COMPLETE? WOULDN'T YOU THINK I'M THE GIRL, THE GIRL WHO HAS, EVERYTHING?
Barchar: (Isn't that from the little mermaid)
Schyroton: ((yes
: ((How does one pm someone is discord))
Jäger Leyline: ((okay bread
Jäger Leyline: (sorry about that
: ((Slarv: LOOK AT THIS DICK, ISN'T IT NEAT? WOULDN'T YOU THINK MY DILDO COLLECTION'S COMPLETE? WOULDN'T YOU THINK I'M THE BOY, THE BOY WHO HAS EVERYTHING?
: ((We're starting Yazan))
Jäger Leyline: ((nm then
CryingEevee OOC: ((i like how i had edgey lyrics but like, no-one else had anything as edgy))
Owl: ((A reminder the hot topic next to me
Owl: ((Sells dildos
Owl: ((At an alarming frequency given theres new ones every time I check
Gaster: ((slarv: "here comes a thought, that you find alarming. something you said, failed to be charming."
Fanta: ((Breaddy what's your parp id
Fanta: ((*discord
Barchar: (Not quite right chime but close)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't go to hot topic, do they still have a ridiculous amount of gir from invader zim in the dog costume?))
Gaster: ((... damn
Gaster: ((They actually don't
CryingEevee OOC: ((huh. that's a surprise))
Fanta: ((Hot topic scares me
: ((FUCKINGN))
Fanta: ((Where tf are the others
: ((Where do I find that))
Gaster: ((hot topic isn't that scary
Fanta: ((Ok lemme make this easy
Fanta: ((Go onto the /r/undertale discord
Schyroton: ((slarv: here i come, rougher than the rest of them, the best of them, tougher than leather, you can call me knuckles, unlike sonic i don't chuckle, i'd rather flex my muscles
Gaster: ((i like the gal at my local one
Fanta: ((Because it's big
Gaster: ((or you could make your own discord
Barchar: (didn't you say the entire reason you're doing the parp pms is because we don't all have discord)
Fanta: ((Ik
Gaster: ((hell i have my own discord i never use
: ((How do I join that server))
Fanta: ((Bread just got it
: ((I've never used Discord
Fanta: ((https://discordapp.com/invite/xRZmhPB
Fanta: ((Now get on and do /nick RielasOTP
Fanta: ((In newhome
CryingEevee OOC: ((my favorite jojo is kirby))
: ((Will I get banned immediately))
Fanta: ((No
: ((What should I set my normal username to))
: ((Just bread))
Fanta: ((Sure
CryingEevee OOC: ((brb))
Fanta: ((And then set an asriel pic or something
Fanta: ((And tell me the number it says at the end of your username, and I'll find you
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: ((Oh its 3118))
Fanta: ((We have plenty of time because two others aren't here ;-;
Fanta: ((Accept
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Barchar: (Orangestar: "alright that's it, next time I see 'Dicks out for Harambe' i'm forebodening the user and giving a warning")
Barchar: (hoo boi)
Barchar: (looks like someone doesn't like our maymays)
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Gaster: ((dicks out fo the banned users
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Fanta: ((BREAD WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT
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CryingEevee OOC: ((harambes out for dicks))
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Jesus Syphon: ((hello
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai tri))
Barchar: (hello sir tridusolo)
Jesus Syphon: ((?
Fanta: ((Eyy
Fanta: ((Pms
Jesus Syphon: ((alright
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: ((hi
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: ((AM HERE))
: ((I don't have any pending friend requests
Fanta: ((FUCK
: slarv it says 3118 right below my username
: ((wat do))
Fanta: ((Username's bread??
: ((Ye))
Fanta: ((Just sent it again
: ((Nope))
: ((It's Bread))
: ((Capital B if that matters))
Fanta: ((Get on /r/undertale server
Fanta: ((I can just pm you from there
Fanta: ((If we have a mutual server
Fanta: ((Meanwhile someone's rping komaeda
Fanta: ((And doing just.. an awful job
: ((Alright))
: ((RielasOTP is in business
Owl: ((Slarv is having the same reaction that I have to seeing people fuck up RPing Laharl
: ((Slarv they're all welcoming me wat do))
Barchar: (ignore)
Barchar: (or be honest and say you're just here to pm)
: ((Start flaming them?))
Barchar: (well no don't do that)
: ((Okay, I'll flame them))
Barchar: (why)
Fanta: ((Ignore
Fanta: ((If you get fucking banned we can't pm
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Fanta: ((We have to have a mutual server your dumbass
: ((I'
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Barchar: (his dumbass indeed)
Fanta: ((Now I will begin the intros~
Barchar: (should i be spooked)
Fanta: ((~
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Jesus Syphon: ((aw man, the beginning part of giratina fight music is amazing
Jesus Syphon: ((i just like that beat and bass
CryingEevee OOC: ((hey tri, do you listen to gametal?))
Jesus Syphon: ((not often no, but i do enjoy then
Jesus Syphon: ((them
CryingEevee OOC: ((das cool. they have a metal version of the giratina theme so, yeah))
Jesus Syphon: ((osht
CryingEevee OOC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAG4moHPx1M
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Jäger Leyline: ((when are we starting yo?
CryingEevee OOC: ((when peeps get here iirc))
Barchar: (soon[sup]tm[/sup])
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Jesus Syphon: ((well that was amazing
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Zero IX: ((I'm already starting
: ((Bada beep))
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: ((Bada boop))
Jesus Syphon: ((wait is this slarc or zero escape or
CryingEevee OOC: ((huh. i don't have rainymood on. should put it on.))
: ((0esc))
Jesus Syphon: ((alrighty
Jesus Syphon: ((slarv i opened pms and nothing has been said
Schyroton: ((im going to leave main until ze is done
Schyroton: ((bc focus bullshit
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Jesus Syphon: ((bye mv
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Jäger Leyline: ((wait are we not doing Slarc?
Zero IX: ((No
Zero IX: ((Zero Escape
Jesus Syphon: ((rip
Jäger Leyline: ((shiiittt, what room?
Zero IX: ((People are being cunts rn
Zero IX: ((Irl
CryingEevee OOC: https://msparp.com/zeroescape
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Jäger Leyline: ((when did ZE start?
Barchar: (a few minutes ago)
Barchar: (and it's being conducted within pm for now)
Jäger Leyline: ((no I mean the ideas of it
Owl: ((It's been planned for a good while
Jäger Leyline: ((first tie I heard of it
Jäger Leyline: time*
Owl: ((Slarc is currently on a small hiatus since Slarv wants a small break
Owl: ((And wants to do ZE
: ((I can still rp here thouigh if you wanted to do something))
Jäger Leyline: ((Whose who in zero/
Jesus Syphon: ((not supposed to know
CryingEevee OOC: ((that's hidden, m8))
Gaster: ((wow someone just got banned from the r/undertale rp
Barchar: (NOBODY KNOOOWS)
Owl: ((Tangy started a huge circlejerk on them
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Owl: ((When Core barely did shit
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Gaster: ((yeah i noticed
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Gaster: ((I'm half tempted to say "wow good luck getting me to rp here again"
Zero IX: AAAA
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Owl: ((Ofna is asking me to plz RP
Jäger Leyline: ((are you in zero bread?
Owl: ((Because the RP has gone to shit
: ((Yes))
Jesus Syphon: (("What song ends too soon, leaving you wanting more? Where you wish it had an extended version, that just went on and on?"
Jesus Syphon: ((>relatable at this exact instant
: ((And I would feel afraid to RP there cause I'd fuck up multip[le times and get banned withing a week))
Gaster: ((it started in the goddamn toilet and it's gonna end there
Owl: ((I can't believe that i'm the go-to
Owl: ((That you fucking call in /r/UT
Owl: ((When you want to save an RP
Jesus Syphon: ((it's bc you're actually good
Owl: ((This is TWICE now kek
Owl: ((I just got invited to RP on Tangy's special server
Owl: ((I'm blending in
CryingEevee OOC: ((we have infiltrated))
Gaster: ((see i can't rp in the r/undertale server, it's too fast-moving for me
: ((What))
Gaster: ((plus with all the donut steels
Gaster: ((i really don't know how you do it
Owl: ((By latching onto one of the decent RPers they have
Owl: ((Smash, Ofna, sometimes Matik
Owl: ((And forming your little clique
: ((back
CryingEevee OOC: ((donut steel is an odd material. it's usually really terrible))
Jesus Syphon: ((>chair falls backwards, fall out of chair
Jesus Syphon: ((>get up, mouse poofs to other dimension
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Owl: ((>Or you could just give her the RP role
Jesus Syphon: ((wait i'm a fucking idiot. it's right here.
Owl: ((Shit they think i'm a woman
Jesus Syphon: ((fuck my eyes.
: ((no fuck bees
Jesus Syphon: ((fuck my eye bees.
Owl: ((Y'know what, i'm never gonna specify
Zero IX: ((I fucking hate people
CryingEevee OOC: ((comfirmed. the high priestess laharl))
Jesus Syphon: ((can confirm, people are shit
Owl: [url=http://www.theanimegallery.com/data/thumbs/790px/0158/tAG_158427.jpg]High Priestess[/url]
Zero IX: ((As fucking usual
: ((Tits))
Zero IX: ((Everyone's being a cunt
Zero IX: ((And i cant be on my pc rn
CryingEevee OOC: ((rip))
Jäger Leyline: ((sucks
: ((F
Gaster: ((If you can't do ze right now, don't force yourself too
Jesus Syphon: ((yeah
Owl: ((Slarv
Owl: ((I've infiltrated Zebraspace
Jäger Leyline: ((yead get what you need to get done first
Jäger Leyline: ((then we'll get back at it
Zero IX: ((Nice laharl
Owl: ((Fuck do I do now
Gaster: ((i was in zebraspace one, but left
Gaster: ((too many goddamn pings
Zero IX: ((NOW MAYBE I CAN GET BACK ON MY PC
Jäger Leyline: ((until I'll be on overwatch, bread?
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Jäger Leyline: ((on
Jäger Leyline: oh*
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: ((k))
Zero IX: ((BACK
Zero IX: ((FOR HOW LONG, I DON'T KNOW
: ((Okay good))
Zero IX: ((SOMEONE MAY DECIDE TO SHUT THE GODDAMN WIFI DOWN
Zero IX: ((AND THEN IT'S CANCELED FOR THE NIGHT
Zero IX: ((BUT UNTIL THEN
Gaster: ((WE RP
Jesus Syphon: ((>"please stop with memes"
Jesus Syphon: ((>creates meme
Gaster: ((wow
: ((im back for real now
Jesus Syphon: ((http://imgur.com/o3L0vi2
CryingEevee OOC: ((cloyster has a gastly face anyway))
CryingEevee OOC: ((apparently it's dog day, or something))
Gaster: ((bork
Jesus Syphon: ((woof
: ((Meow))
CryingEevee OOC: ((meow... wait, shit))
Jesus Syphon: ((tweet
: ((TILDE
: (("Kill ecosystems and destroy earth."))
: ((Whoops did human))
CryingEevee OOC: ((clipboards))
CryingEevee OOC: ((https://msparp.com/zeroescape
Jesus Syphon: ((http://imgur.com/o3L0vi2
Gaster: ((http://prnt.sc/cav88x
: ((Bred
: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qBlPa-9v_M
Barchar: (var mouseClicked = function() { xPositions.push(mouseX); yPositions.push(mouseY); };)
Barchar: (oh uh)
Barchar: (have some programming)
: (( Bred
: (( ;)
Owl: http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=GrHPTWTSFgc#%5BBonus_Track%5D_Exquisite_Corpse_(feat._Dumbfoundead%2C_Grieves%2C_Adam_Vida%2C_Wax%2C_Rafael_Casal%2C...
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Schyroton: (( http://flying-fox.deviantart.com/art/Milotic-Gijinka-580183838
: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IUDZ2EcuXI
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Jesus Syphon: ((i still feel like the jumpy giratina bass and beat part is fucking amazing and way too short
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Jäger Leyline: ((alright, I'll be on OW until we start
Jäger Leyline: (bread wanna join?
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CryingEevee OOC: ((and now slarv is gone for 20 mins))
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=https://gifsound.com/?gif=https://media.giphy.com/media/hyqRt2svg5O12/giphy.gif&v=yca6UsllwYs&s=32]i'll be in the chamber of understanding[/url]))
Owl: I need a character to use in Zebraspace
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm going to play something for a while.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((SUPER))
CryingEevee OOC: ((HOT))
CryingEevee OOC: ((SUPER))
CryingEevee OOC: ((HOT))
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: ((VERY
: ((WARM
: ((VERY
: ((WARM
CryingEevee OOC: ((EXTREMELY))
CryingEevee OOC: ((HEATED))
Schyroton: ((OVERLY
Schyroton: ((FIREY
CryingEevee OOC: ((BITTERLY))
CryingEevee OOC: ((COLD))
Jesus Syphon: ((SOMEWHAT
Jesus Syphon: ((LUKEWARM
Schyroton: ((MILDLY
Schyroton: ((COOL
: ((HIGH CAPACITY
: ((TEMPERATE
Schyroton: ((EXCEPTIONALLY
Schyroton: ((SEXY
CryingEevee OOC: ((TERRIBLY))
CryingEevee OOC: ((MOLTEN))
Schyroton: ((HORRIBLY
: ((synonym for super
Schyroton: ((SUPERHEATED
: ((synonym for hot
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Jesus Syphon: ((RATHER
Jesus Syphon: ((OVERHEATED
Schyroton: ((ADJECTIVE
CryingEevee OOC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPseOlTl7Dk
Schyroton: ((TEMPERATURE
Gaster: ((... what the fuck is going in here
Jesus Syphon: ((YES
Jesus Syphon: ((nO
CryingEevee OOC: ((what's going on here is))
CryingEevee OOC: ((SUPER))
Jesus Syphon: ((fuck
CryingEevee OOC: ((HOT))