Barchar: (is komaeda attractive)
Chiaki Nanami: ((His butt is ok
Schyroton: ((komaedas like a 6
Barchar: (mm)
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: (('Ello, Yaz))
Jäger Leyline: (herro
Schyroton: ((ok so, ive been thinking, what would happen if avanne's plan worked
Jäger Leyline: (every1 woild die
Schyroton: ((like everyone has their bodies and all but what about l? would she die without a host
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Barchar: (seems that way)
Jesus Syphon: ((she becomes conscience sorta?
: ((L is made out of memories and thoughts from the rest of BLAXITH
: ((By the way we probs won't be doing PMD today
Jesus Syphon: ((rip
Barchar: (kk)
: ((I just don't feel like it rn
Schyroton: ((ok
Jesus Syphon: ((that's fine
: ((If someone leaves, they take the memories and thoughts as well
Barchar: (you do whatever you need to frisky)
ygo-dvp: ((alright.
: ((Effectively ripping her apart during the process
Jesus Syphon: ((oh, so everyone gets l?
Jesus Syphon: ((oh
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Schyroton: ((what if someone stayed? would l be part of them?
: ((IF someone, say X, stayed
: ((There would be two Xs inside the head, due to L running off entirely X's memories and thoughts
Barchar: (...oh)
Barchar: (wow)
Schyroton: ((so effectively, l is fucked
: ((L doesn't get a happy end
Schyroton: ((welp, time to flip coins to see whether the plan fails or not
Barchar: (I'd kinda rather it didn't myself)
Schyroton: (didnt fail or didnt work
: ((Technically, someone could take 'L' with them
Schyroton: ((bc if it fails i have an explanation
Jäger Leyline: ((so wantvto try for OW again tmw morning bread?
: ((But she wouldn't exactly be L, more like a watered-down loli wolfgirl version of someone
Barchar: (didn't work)
Schyroton: ((ok
Barchar: (but eh)
Schyroton: ((i flipped a coin five times. tails was fails heads was works. 3/5 were tails so it fails
Barchar: (*wah wah wah wahhhhh*)
Jäger Leyline: (bready?
Barchar: (bread where you goin ya fuck)
Jesus Syphon: ((bread awaken
: ((I am awakened
Jesus Syphon: ((IT WORKED
Jesus Syphon: ((MY MAGIC IS BACK
: ((I'll try))
[L]: [color=red]If someone had their mental ears tuned.[/color]
: ((I'll wake up at... 5:00, get dressed and shit, then go to parp at around 5:25-5:30))
[L]: [color=red]They could hear a looooong sigh from somewhere below.[/color]
[L]: [color=red]One of those 'phew that was close' sighs.[/color]
: ((Also))
: ((Need sleep, probably will do this at around ten tonight, so 1:45 minutes till I sleep))
Jäger Leyline: (alrighty
: ((I'll get around 1 hour to 1 hour and thirty minutes of time))
: ((Will prolly suck))
Jesus Syphon: (([url=]is this cool or should i work more on it[/url]
Jäger Leyline: ((assuming connect
: ((Yes))
Schyroton: ((thats cute
: ((Did anyone else misread the url
Jäger Leyline: (also so people wanted me to come.out tonoght and hang out
: ((And see 'Dabb'))
Jesus Syphon: ((dabb spot
[L]: [color=red]<...>[/color]
Jesus Syphon: ((i never realized how many letters are just an l and an o
Jesus Syphon: ((b d p q
Jäger Leyline: ((and I cant guarntee my interent connect
Jäger Leyline: connection*
: ((Imma wake up early af anyways))
Barchar: (*shrug*)
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Jäger Leyline: (alright Ill be home around 6am your time
ygo-dvp: ((brb
: ((Seven hours is more than enough time for sleep. and I will only get 45 mins at that time))
Jäger Leyline: (hopefully of not Ill have internet tmw evening
: ((Yep))
: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Endling Asriel: -He's chilling.-
Smol Asriel: cried himself to sleep last night since ea stopped talking to him
Endling Asriel: -He goes to Smazzy.-
Colton: come fucking on slarv he probably just passed out jesus
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Colton: he's on the couch
Hywel: -He bought Colton the guitar and shit.-
Smol Asriel: is a sad
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Smol Asriel: ((
Hywel: -Colton doesn't know.-
Jäger Leyline: is in another castle
Smol Asriel: "..hi"
Endling Asriel: "Smazzy?"
Barchar: fuck does she have to go jump on chestnuts again
Endling Asriel: "Are you alright?"
Smol Asriel: "S-sorry.."
Endling Asriel: "Did you learn your lesson?"
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
Smol Asriel: nods timidly
Jäger Leyline: nah he killed bowser and the whole army by himself then return
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Endling Asriel: "Will you do it again?"
Barchar: that's fair
Smol Asriel: "No..."
Endling Asriel: -He smiles, and then snuggles him, getting into the bed.-
: Frisky's connection timed out.
Endling Asriel: "Good. Now, to compensate for yesterday, I want you to snuggle me and much as you want."
Endling Asriel: "...Cause I feel bad."
Jäger Leyline: (Ea. sa and colton were moved to the guest btw
Smol Asriel: snuggles him, he still looks sad, scared, all those things
Colton: yeah he's not gonna wanna be sleeping in the same room as smazzy for a while
Endling Asriel: "Come on... Do anything you want."
Jäger Leyline: (what smazzy do?
Endling Asriel: "Heck, I wouldn't care if you were a little mad."
Smol Asriel: snuggles him close
Smol Asriel: "I-I'm ok"
Colton: be very intimidating, despite everything
Smol Asriel: was a dick to colton
Colton: he's basically convinced he's gonna stab him if he gets too close to ea
Colton: physically or emotionally
: -Time for a new person to enter the bar. The person looks like this: but with teal at the center of the gear and spiked bracelets that match the shoulder straps.-
Jesus Syphon: "Hey."
Barchar: "Hi."
GLaDOS: "You're new."
Jason Scott: "Howdy."
: Schyroton [Schyroton] is now ?? [??].
Jason Scott: "Fuck, I mean hi."
??: Hello.
GLaDOS: she has the padded shit now, because Sherry happened
??: sounds... robotic.
Jason Scott: -He lies on Glados' lap.-
Jason Scott: "Oh shit."
Jesus Syphon: "Another robot."
Jesus Syphon: "Not surprised any more."
Jason Scott: "Knew you'd come to do it eventually."
??: Oh, is anyone here named GLaDOS?
Jesus Syphon: "...Yeah."
GLaDOS: "Yes."
Jason Scott: "Yes."
Smol Asriel: (( cute girl wearing cat hoodie gets killed
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: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami].
Chiaki Nanami: is texting crab
: ((Did Chiaki die))
Chara_Dreemurr: "..."
Barchar: (surprisingly not)
Chiaki Nanami: [There's a mob out front]
??: Oh, may I ask if she finds the padding that Hydro and I made satisfactory?
ygo-dvp: heeeloo- *ygo's form changes to [url=]dharc the dark charmer[/url]* -oh...
GLaDOS: "Yes."
Jason Scott: "HEll yes."
Chara_Dreemurr: [What?]
Chara_Dreemurr: [Need help?]\
??: Ah, good. I had hoped so. By the way, I am Nyxem.
: ?? [??] is now Nyxem [Nyxem].
ygo-dvp: ((*bat companion not included))
Chiaki Nanami: [There's an angry mob surrounding the school, we're not allowed to leave]
Jesus Syphon: "I'm Syphon."
Nyxem: smiles. "It is nice to meet you all. Hydro has said this place is fascinating, I now see that he had not lied a bit."
Jäger Leyline: )so is gladosin an andriod body or something?
ygo-dvp: i'm, uh, YGO-DVP. it's nice to meet you.
Jesus Syphon: "It is, just don't die or something."
Nyxem: Oh, I will try not to.
Jesus Syphon: "It's more likely than you think that people die here."
Chiaki Nanami: [There was a mass murder.. things are going bad]
Jesus Syphon: "...Or are at risk of at least."
Chara_Dreemurr: [Get to the dorm.]
Nyxem: It's still a pleasure.
: vh [Okay?]
Chara_Dreemurr: -She did that.-
Jason Scott: "Nice to meet you."
Nyxem: Yes.
Chiaki Nanami: [I can't leave]
Chiaki Nanami: [The school is on lockdown until the protesters are gone]
Chara_Dreemurr: [...Okay, think I can escort you out?]
: ((Bread are you in /r/UT
Nyxem: 's eye gear is constantly turning, albeit slowly.
: ((Not as of yet))
: ((Cause a Goat with a thing for Frisks just kissed a traumautized UW Frisk literally before the first date
: ((Meaning theres a romantically inept goat here
: ((OH MY))
Jesus Syphon: ((kek
Nyxem: goes to the bar, sitting on a stool. When they move, gears can be heard turning and pistons can be heard hissing.
Chiaki Nanami: ((3 so far
Jesus Syphon: He continues playing with bubbles.
Jesus Syphon: I swear E wasn't my first character who loved plants, now I can't think of my other one.
Nyxem: ...Huh, didn't realize there were other hybrids here.
Nyxem: ((emb? i think?
Jesus Syphon: "...Hmm?"
Jesus Syphon: Oh yeah, Emb sorta
Nyxem: You know Bubble.
Chara_Dreemurr: [Chiaki?]
Jäger Leyline: enters the bar
Jesus Syphon: "Oh, yeah, I've explained this to someone else. It's magic, not moves."
Jesus Syphon: "Hey."
Jason Scott: "Hi."
ygo-dvp: hi.
Nyxem: ...Oh. Hydro... told me about you, shit.
Nyxem: Also, hello.
Jäger Leyline: hey there -fingerguns-
Jesus Syphon: "It's fine."
Jesus Syphon: "Hydro's pretty cool."
ygo-dvp: 's voice is around that of a boy in his mid to late teens, since i forgot to mention that.
Chiaki Nanami: [I don't know]
Jason Scott: -He finger guns at Jager.-
Chara_Dreemurr: [Is it worth trying?]
Nyxem: He's a dork and I enjoy his presence greatly.
Chiaki Nanami: [I just asked, Yukizome-Sensei said I needed to stay here]
Chiaki Nanami: [Where are you?]
Jesus Syphon: "Dork?"
Chara_Dreemurr: [Dorm.]
Nyxem: Yes.
Jesus Syphon: "Dunno what that is."
Chiaki Nanami: [You'd have to get through the protesters]
Chiaki Nanami: of which there are easily several thousand
Nyxem: He gets excited over small things, also known as a nerd. It is a slight insult, but as a friend I use it as an affectionate term.
Jäger Leyline: just broke out of a castle prison? Some dumb lizard thought he could hold me
Chiaki Nanami: and counting
Jesus Syphon: "Alright, thanks. I'll remember that."
Barchar: (Yeah, GLaDOs has an actual humanoid body)
Ed: -walks into the bar, mostly ignoring everyone, but giving an odd eye to motherfucking jesus christ, before going to a seat at the bar.
Chara_Dreemurr: [Am I allowed to stab my way through?]
Barchar: "Pfff. Didn't know Bowser was into dudes."
Chara_Dreemurr: [That's a joke.]
Jesus Syphon: "Hey."
Nyxem: Hello.
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Ed [Ed].
Chiaki Nanami: [I'll be ok.. I think]
Ed: "Hello"
Nyxem: I am Nyxem.
Jäger Leyline: what you do think gay guys find me hot?
Jesus Syphon: Yeah, it's hard to tell Syphon is Syphon unless you look at his staff.
Chara_Dreemurr: "..."
GLaDOS: she looks like [url=]this[/url]
Chara_Dreemurr: [...]
Barchar: "I would have to assume so."
Chiaki Nanami: [I'm scared, though]
Nyxem: looks like but with the gear's center being teal
Ed: gets into a relaxing position on the couch. "And I'm a person who's probably going to give you an insulting name even if you do tell me your name."
Chiaki Nanami: [I knew the person that killed the student council members..]
Ed: seat*
Jesus Syphon: Uh, Syphon looks like Jesus, with a staff
Nyxem: ...
Chara_Dreemurr: [...Ask them if I can come get you, again. Tell them I'm a legal adult.]
Jesus Syphon: The staff is just a metal rod with a circle on the end with three crystals attached in all cardinal directions but down
Chiaki Nanami: [Ok]
Nyxem: Well, you are honest, though an asshole.
Jäger Leyline: not vaati though, but hes got poor taste
Jason Scott: "If I was gay."
Jason Scott: "Yeah, you'd be pretty hot."
Vaati: -excuse-
Ed: doesn't personally know Jesus, so he's not gonna know that.
: YGO-DVP [ygo-dvp] disconnected.
Jesus Syphon: Oh okay
: Frisky's connection timed out.
: High Feast Laharl [] is now High Feast Laharl [Literally Satan].
Literally Satan: "I feel like something just went wrong." He remarks to a demon nearby him, as he watches Fuller House.
Chiaki Nanami: [They said no]
Ed: "I get that a lot, yet everyone still complains when I do throw my shit around."
Chara_Dreemurr: [Okay. Tell them I'm gonna try anyways.]
Azazel: "What the hell are you talking about"
Jäger Leyline: well at least you got good taste Jasun
Literally Satan: "Like."
Chiaki Nanami: [Ok...]
Literally Satan: "You know that feel when one of those angels or something lands in here?"
Literally Satan: "That little tingly feel?"
Jesus Syphon: Wait is Satan in the bar
: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] is now Designated Murder School [].
Literally Satan: No, he's in Hell.
Jesus Syphon: Ah okay
Nyxem: ...I mean, why would others notcomplain if you are being rude?
: There's a metric ass ton of people with torches and pitchforks protesting
Chara_Dreemurr: -She heads out, armed with a concealed knife, just in case.-
Azazel: -is with Satan, in hell- "Hell yeah, I normally I just ignore it"
Literally Satan: "Well like, I just felt that."
Chara_Dreemurr: -Can she push through.-
Literally Satan: "Except a shitton more."
Literally Satan: "From that wierd as hell bar place people keep dying in."
GLaDOS: "I assume this is to your liking, Jason?"
: She sees an opening where maybe she can get through
Azazel: "...Jesus, how the hell are we gonna deal with that"
Literally Satan: "...I mean."
Jason Scott: "Yeas."
Literally Satan: "We could wait three days?"
: She'll have to climb a tree and jump the fence
: But she can do it
Chara_Dreemurr: -Well, she does it then.-
Azazel: "I like that choice, makes me have to do jack shit"
Nyxem: ((press z to clip through
: Chara enters the murder school!
GLaDOS: "Mmn. Good."
Jason Scott: "You're glad that I'm happy?"
Literally Satan: "Yeah."
Jason Scott: "Well you could say."
: Chiaki is in the hallway, looking nervous
Ed: "Hey, I didn't say I don't enjoy all of your useless complaining, just that everyone points out I'm an asshole, you'd think they'd be smart enough to deal with me at one point"
Literally Satan: "...Want some movie theatre twizzlers?"
Jason Scott: "That you are a GLAD OS."
: Designated Murder School [] is now Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami].
Jason Scott: "Eyyyyyy."
Nyxem: ...
Chara_Dreemurr: "Hey!"
Azazel: "Are they stale?"
GLaDOS: "..."
GLaDOS: "Hah."
Chiaki Nanami: "Chara!"
Nyxem: plays a rimshot.
Jesus Syphon: "Good job."
Jäger Leyline: Hey looking good ladybot -fingerguns glados-
Chara_Dreemurr: "Get over here."
Chiaki Nanami: she does get over there
GLaDOS: "Are you not busy fucking the ghost girl?"
Azazel: "My answer's hell yes either way, just I like 'em stale."
Jason Scott: "Piss off, I'm tried this first, and am almost succeeding."
Jäger Leyline: She lets me do what Iwant
: I*
Jesus Syphon: ((i'm tried this first
Literally Satan: "Well see, now that you've said you prefer stale."
Literally Satan: "They're fresher than a white kid entering high school."
Literally Satan: He hands over the bag, flipping to the next episode of Full House
Nyxem: It would be too much effort to creat an industrial-strength closure for your mouth.
Azazel: "That's fucked up"
Literally Satan: "Welcome to Hell Azazel."
Nyxem: ((they're fresher than a squidkid
Chiaki Nanami: hugs the crab
Azazel: -Reverse Physiology Victory-
Chara_Dreemurr: "Later, let's get out."
Azazel: -Honestly likes them more stale though-
Jäger Leyline: beside I got my hands full with BC amd hywels ass right now
Azazel: -So Shit-
Chiaki Nanami: "C-can we?"
Jäger Leyline: so its just fun flirting
Nyxem: 's gear turns a bit faster for a second, then slows to normal.
: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] is now Designated Murder School [].
Jason Scott: "With my murder robot."
Ed: "Wow, I've been here for five minutes alone and you all are already coming up with threats."
: Who dat coming down the hall?
Jason Scott: "Don't flirt with my murder robot."
: Dat's Juzo motherfuckin Kizakura
Ed: grins, "How fun."
Chara_Dreemurr: "..."
: The head of security
Nyxem: I am not threatening, merely making a suggestion.
Jäger Leyline: she liked ot
: Juzo: "Nobody leaves."
Jäger Leyline: it*
Chara_Dreemurr: "Juzo."
Literally Satan: ((Quick, it's time for the mandatory cheesecake test
GLaDOS: "Where in the entire multiverse did you get that notion?"
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Literally Satan: ((Do you like cheescake? Those of you who like cheesecake, please type 'Aye'
Jason Scott: "She hates it."
Jesus Syphon: ((aye
Ed: (( Aye ))
: ((Aye
GLaDOS: "I tolerate when Jason does it."
: Juzo: "Chara."
Chara_Dreemurr: "Please."
Barchar: (never had it)
Jesus Syphon: ((WOT
Jäger Leyline: Jasun flirts?
: Juzo: "Absolutely not."
Literally Satan: Good, okay, so some of you enjoy cheescake.
Barchar: (how am i gonna get cheesecake)
GLaDOS: "Occasionally."
Jesus Syphon: (([i]JUST[/I]
Literally Satan: What is your favorite flavor of cheesecake? Vanilla, Chocolate, or some god-forbidden other concoction?
: Juzo: "You're not the only one in here with a relationship, you know."
Jesus Syphon: (([i]DO IT[/i]
Jäger Leyline: ((bread made an oc that flirts?
Jesus Syphon: ((chocolate
Jason Scott: "Gurl, if I were a computer, I would have a hard drive."
Nyxem: rimshots.
Jason Scott: -He raises his eyebrows up and down.-
: New york style
: bloolooboyle's connection timed out.
: With strawberry
Jäger Leyline: nice
GLaDOS: "See? toleration."
Ed: "Y'know, I've heard good threats, I've even made some better threats than those I've heard, and that's a threat last I checked."
Jäger Leyline: goes to high ffive jason
Literally Satan: ((If your answer is 'New York' or 'Vanilla'))
Literally Satan: ((I can continue being your friend
Jesus Syphon: ((fuck
Jason Scott: "No, that was terrible."
: Does it count if it has a strawberry drizzle
Jason Scott: "I don't deserve a high five."
Jesus Syphon: ((there was a cheesecake i really loved but i forgot what it was
Jäger Leyline: excatly
Jesus Syphon: ((so i just said chocolate bc yes
GLaDOS: "It was a below-average pun."
Ed: (( I haven't had Cheese Cake in awhile, but I'm 99% sure new york style is just classic cheese cake, right ))
GLaDOS: "As far as flirting goes...I'm not entirely sure."
Jäger Leyline: the dumb ones are funny and gets em to laugh
: Yes
Chara_Dreemurr: "Juzo."
Chara_Dreemurr: "Please."
: Juzo: "I won't say it again"
Nyxem: I said it would take far too much effort to create an industrial strength mouth closure.
Ed: (( Then that's my favorite ))
Literally Satan: ((Strawberry drizzle is acceptable
Chara_Dreemurr: "Juzo."
Literally Satan: ((If you're those fucks that put strawberry INSIDE the cheesecake however
Literally Satan: ((Leave
Chara_Dreemurr: "Don't you think she'll be safer outside of the school?"
: ((
Ed: (( What about real strawberries in the cheesecake ))
Literally Satan: ((Thats fucking horrible
Ed: (( Because I had that idea and I might try it ))
Literally Satan: ((Thats like eating a juice box with pulp in it
Nyxem: ((i dont like cheesecale
Barchar: (strawberries are tasty tho)
: Juzo: "Not when there's a mob out there ready to rip anyone to shreds who leaves"
: Not IN a fucking cheesecake
Barchar: why not
Chara_Dreemurr: "I have an escape route."
Literally Satan: That fucking ruins the smooth taste of cheesecake
Literally Satan: And breaks the texture
Jäger Leyline: well you two love birds have fun
Jäger Leyline: Imma nap
Ed: "And I heard that as 'If you don't shut up I'' create and industrial strength mouth closer'."
: Designated Murder School [] disconnected.
Jason Scott: "Night."
Nyxem: ((the texture and taste of cheesecake do not fit with me
Ed: I'll*
Ed: an*
Jason Scott: "...We're love birds, GLaDOS?"
Nyxem: Perhaps you shoukd get a hearing aid.
Nyxem: Or two.
Jäger Leyline: heads out
GLaDOS: "Yes." she said, smiling evilly. She likes being compared to birds. "Dangerous killing machines."
Nyxem: You are twisting my words.
Ed: "No, it's called hearing what you're implying."
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: Juzo: "No you don't."
Nyxem: I hadn't meant to imply anything.
Jason Scott: "I was more thinking like, cute woodpeckers. Or parrots."
: Juzo: "One more word and you're in the broom closet"
Jason Scott: "But Hawks and Eagles are cool too."
Ed: "You don't just mention that out of the blue when I mention solutions to my talking issue, after being here five minutes"
GLaDOS: "I was more thinking of a crow."
Chara_Dreemurr: "Can I =stay?"
: stay*
Nyxem: It is a solution.
: Juzo: "You have to."
Jason Scott: "Well, does that mean we're to the point where we can kiss?"
Ed: "Because honestly, I'd say that'd be a pretty bad suggestion for a solution"
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Literally Satan: ((Glados has an emotional problem when she realizes in HP she's likely a ravenclaw
: gotta go save my cat brb
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Nyxem: Would you like alternate suggestions?
ygo-dvp: left the bar at some point because yeah
Literally Satan: ((Corsi Potter and the Overlord's Stone anyone?
Ed: "I wasn't the one asking for solutions"
Nyxem: ((oh nice
: YGO-DVP [ygo-dvp] is now CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC].
GLaDOS: "If you wish to put your lips on cold metal? sure. Why not. I won't participate. But I won't stop you."
Jason Scott: "Do you have saliva."
Nyxem: Then i have no use in speaking more to you.
: ((Laharl Potter and the Inkfucker's Stone
GLaDOS: "Why in the world would I have saliva?"
Jason Scott: "Do you have a tongue."
Literally Satan: ((Just couldnt resist
Literally Satan: ((Could you
Literally Satan: ((Yeah, not letting that one slide
CryingEevee OOC: ((super. hot. super. hot.))
: ((Fml
GLaDOS: "Yes, a tongue I do have. It is, however, also cold and metal."
Ed: shrugs it off, and relaxes into the chair.
Literally Satan: ((Brace yourself, winter is coming.
: High Feast Laharl [Literally Satan] kicked Frisky [] from the chat.
Barchar: (TIME)
CryingEevee OOC: ((also cautale but with other things would be amzing))
Barchar: (MOVES)
Barchar: (ONLY)
Jason Scott: "How about you go make a synthetic tongue and come back."
Barchar: (WHEN)
Barchar: (YOU)
Barchar: (MOVE)
Jason Scott: "And a synthetic mouth."
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh d00d i can control time?))
GLaDOS: "That would likely be unsettling."
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Jason Scott: "Why?"
: ((Fuck off that's mod abuse
: ((You're abusing me
: ((I'm calling the cops
Literally Satan: ((The cops work for me
Jesus Syphon: ((but that means if you somehow manage to stop completely then everything is frozen forever
: ((Hell no
GLaDOS: "The rest of me isn't exaclty humanoid."
Jesus Syphon: ((including you
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, i can't control time. i can't even summon him, actually.))
Jesus Syphon: ((bc you can't move
: ((Laharl: I AM THE LAW))
GLaDOS: "Well. It is humanOID."
GLaDOS: "But it wouldn't fool anyone with a half-decent ability to recognize things."
: ((We already officialized that I corrupted the police force
Quote: so you know
Quote: everyone but curly
: ((Your point is invalid
: ((So fuck you too bud
Jason Scott: "Well, make a better, more humany body."
: ((Buddy pal chum buddy bud bud chum pal pally pal
Literally Satan: Note: Curly sees Glados as a regular woman.
GLaDOS: "You seem to overestimate the lengths I'm willing to go to in order to allow you to kiss me."
Jason Scott: "Well."
Jason Scott: "You'd fir in more, too."
Ed: thinks for a moment, 'Well this was a waste of time, wonder if I can get that robot smashed up'
: fit*
Nyxem: Bartender. Despite being made of fire, do you have gasoli-- thank you.
GLaDOS: "...I suppose."
CryingEevee OOC: ((speaking of CaUtale, we should do that.))
Barchar: (yeah probably)
Nyxem: ((chimes not here
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, right.))
: ((Meanwhile I'm planning
Barchar: (rip)
Jesus Syphon: ((rip
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: ((Because
Nyxem: ((and wont be tonight
: ((Gotta plaaaaan
Jesus Syphon: ((more rip
: Designated Murder School [] disconnected.
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh. rip cautale tonight))
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Nyxem: takes the flammable fluid and drinks it.
: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.
: ((I'm gonna do ze tomorrow so
: ((rip
Jesus Syphon: ((triple rip
Barchar: (d-d-d-d-double rip [sub]rip[/sub])
Barchar: (TRIPLE RIP)
Jesus Syphon: ((yes
: Juzo: "Are you two clear on that?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER))
GLaDOS: you could beat up GLaDOs if that's who ed is talking about
GLaDOS: she'd be abck and pissed
Jesus Syphon: ((i mean, you can't combo break something that isn't one text to the next anyway
GLaDOS: but you could probably break her body fairly easy
Chara_Dreemurr: "Yes."
Jason Scott: "Please?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((i still combo broke it anyway.))
Jesus Syphon: ((gg
: Juzo: "Well, I can't be sure, so"
Jesus Syphon: ((quadruple rip
: Juzo, the super duper high school level boxer, goes for a punch in crab's face
Nyxem: will electrocute Ed if he tries shit. Not like Ed knows that.
GLaDOS: "Fine. I suppose I'll get to work on some form of synthetic flesh."
GLaDOS: "That was never something Aperture worried themselves with previously, however."
GLaDOS: "You've seen Blue and Orange. Until this body, those were our most human robots."
Jason Scott: "Yaaaaay."
Chara_Dreemurr: -She steps back.-
Chara_Dreemurr: "The fuck man, don't do this."
: He dont stop
Literally Satan: ((JUZO'S NAME
Literally Satan: ((IS A PUN ON JUDO
: ((
: Juzo Sakakura
Chara_Dreemurr: -She dodging, looking to Chiaki, as if asking if she should fight back.-
Jesus Syphon: ((woa
: Chiaki tries to fight
: And gets koed
Chara_Dreemurr: "...Goddamnit."
Nyxem: ((chiaki knows mortal kombat
Chara_Dreemurr: "I'm not gonna escape myself."
: Juzo is basically the mike tyson of the dr universe
: And since you have no pidgeons
: He aint letting up
Chara_Dreemurr: "Juzo."
GLaDOS: "But yes, eventually it will happen."
GLaDOS: "Presumably."
Jason Scott: "Thank you."
GLaDOS: "Until then, you're goiing to have to settle for cold metal."
Jason Scott: -He gives a quick kiss.-
Jason Scott: -And goes back to lying down.-
: Juzo aint gonna stop until crab is koed or she stabs him
: He throws a convenient chair
: Because Fuck Juzo Sakakura
Chara_Dreemurr: -She pulls the knife, looking purely for intimidation.-
: Juzo pulls a tazer
GLaDOS: she makes no obvious physical reaction.
: The super duper high school security guard aint nothin to fuck with
: He goes for it
Literally Satan: Juzo's got a foreign object
Nyxem: is analyzing GLaDOS and Jason.
Chara_Dreemurr: -She drops the knife and just goes to her knees.-
Chara_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry I'm sorry..."
: Juzo picks her up
: And throws her and chiaki in the broom closet
Chara_Dreemurr: "..."
: ~
: Chiaki is still koed
Jason Scott: "I love you, GLaDOS."
: Juzo: "Have fun in there"
Chara_Dreemurr: -She just snuggles to Chiaki.-
: Juzo exits, locking the door
GLaDOS: "I believe I do as well. I also hold the theory this headache-inducing spark of emotion is something else. But I'm fairly certain that's what it is."
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Jason Scott: "Okay."
: Designated Murder School [] is now Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami].
Chiaki Nanami: wakes up
GLaDOS: hold open*
CryingEevee OOC: ((i will now start playing super. hot.))
Chara_Dreemurr: "IM GONNA PISS ON THE WA-"
Chiaki Nanami: "Huh..."
Chara_Dreemurr: "..."
Chara_Dreemurr: "Morning."
Chiaki Nanami: "What?"
Barchar: (Irt's the most innovative shooter i've played in years)
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Literally Satan: ((I want the full game Q_Q
CryingEevee OOC: ((the full game is wayy more expensive than i expected))
Nyxem: 's gear turns faster, whirring as they think.
Chara_Dreemurr: "We're locked in the broom closet."
CryingEevee OOC: ((25 muns))
Chiaki Nanami: "..."
Chiaki Nanami: "Um.. ok"
Nyxem: pushes their wig away from their eye.
CryingEevee OOC: ((just booted it and already found a minigame))
Nyxem: *eye gear
CryingEevee OOC: ((tree dude tree dude))
Jesus Syphon: He is still playing with bubbles.
GLaDOS: she looks at Nyxem. "I do hope you find this interesting, Nyxem."
Nyxem: I do.
Chara_Dreemurr: "Wanna make out?"
Chiaki Nanami: "U-um..."
Nyxem: It is fascinating to watch others in love.
Chiaki Nanami: "Ok"
Chiaki Nanami: there's a little string, to turn off and on the light in the broom closet
Literally Satan: ((I wonder if I should use Nixe eventually
Chiaki Nanami: a broom, and a bucket
Chiaki Nanami: that is all
GLaDOS: "Well I'm glad that my awkward attempt at it is amusing to you."
: ((OI))
Literally Satan: Gfrisk found
Nyxem: It's just fascinating to watch things that you don't experience.
Barchar: (XD)
Jesus Syphon: ((kek
Ed: is watching all of this, obviously bored.
CryingEevee OOC: ((the broom closet ending was my favorite too))
Literally Satan: ((OH BY THE WAY
Chara_Dreemurr: "This place is empty and we're alone."
Ed: wonders how the hell he is bored when motherfucking Jesus Christ is in the room, but even he's doing boring shit. Just like that RPG guy.
Chiaki Nanami: is blushing
Ed: (( Am I included in this ))
Chara_Dreemurr: "Now, we can do dirty stuff, or just kiss."
Chiaki Nanami: "W-whatever you want"
Chiaki Nanami: "But.."
Chiaki Nanami: she do kiss
Literally Satan: ((Everyone except DD and to an extent MV
Jesus Syphon: Though Ed doesn't know this, he has asked to do cool shit and it never happened.
Chara_Dreemurr: -She kiss back.-
Jesus Syphon: Don't remember the reasoning but.
Jesus Syphon: He decides fuck it.
Jesus Syphon: "Anyone want to do anything?"
Chiaki Nanami: pulls her close and keeps going
CryingEevee OOC: ((there's a WHOLE lotta stuff on this main menu))
Chara_Dreemurr: -She lets her.-
Nyxem: What is your suggestion?
Jesus Syphon: Oh good I have to brb as soon as I say that
Jesus Syphon: Fucking
Jesus Syphon: Fuck
Jesus Syphon: "...I'll think about it."
Jesus Syphon: brb
Chiaki Nanami: gives plenty of tongue
Nyxem: ...Hm.
Ed: "Wow, a simple guy has a simple idea, and he doesn't put any thought into it. What a shock."
Chara_Dreemurr: -Ahe gives that back.-
Chiaki Nanami: keeps on with this for a while
Chara_Dreemurr: -She does too.-
Chiaki Nanami: ((Should I get NMS
: ((What's that))
Chiaki Nanami: ((No man's shit
Chiaki Nanami: ((Despite all the shit about it, it looks kinda interesting
: ((No))
: ((It's not from what I've watched))
Ed: (( Rent it )0
Ed: (( Wait, can you rent NMS, did it get a physical release or no ))
Chiaki Nanami: ((Hopefully I can since supposedly it's only interesting for 2 hours
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Literally Satan: ((This weekend is gonna be fun
Literally Satan: ((ZE, Project Red, i'm hyped
Chiaki Nanami: ((Project red is unfinished rn and I'll probably be doing it sunday
Chiaki Nanami: ((Unless ZE takes 3 days
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm watching a fake chat room in super hot, this is wierd))
Literally Satan: ((Ah, alright
Chiaki Nanami: ((Also, there's 11+ endings
Nyxem: (brb
Chiaki Nanami: ((Ie: that's counting one for each person's escape, and two more
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: (( Just bought No Man's Sky for PS4
: (( What a fucking waste of money
Chiaki Nanami: ((It's fuckin hell to count every single person's choices into the endings
CryingEevee OOC: ((this is going on forever))
Chiaki Nanami: ((So there's a list of criteria to get the true end
Nyxem: ((back
Barchar: (I mean, we can all die at least)
: (( The game doesn't even fucking load
Nyxem: ((back
: (( Gonna fucking return it eventually
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: ((I'm going to fucking relax the entire weekend
: ((One more day
: (( I have to go up to Oregon this weekend
: (( I must ask you guys a question
: (( 1 or 2
Barchar: (2)
Nyxem: ((2
CryingEevee OOC: ((2))
: (( Adam Savage or Jamie Hyneman ))
Nyxem: ((adam
Barchar: (Jamie)
: (( Succ or sipp
: ((Succ
Barchar: (sipp)
: ((Also I just found Erron's Reddit account))
: ((Seems like he's doing fine
Barchar: (is he kill)
Barchar: (h)
: ((He's been frequently posting on different subreddits
: ((He's also doing art shit too
: (( Final question
: (( No Man's Sky or Big Rigs
: ((BIG
: ((RIGS
Nyxem: ((mario party ds
Barchar: (big rigs)
: ((Is it too stalkery to post one piece of Erron's art here or nah
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Barchar: (big rigs is funny)
: ((^
Barchar: (No man's sky is just...sad)
: (( is he /u/Erron_AAsriel
: ((No
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: (( Erron did that
: ((No mans lie))
: ((Looks like he's doing well tho
: (( inb4 erron makes pyrocynical fanart
CryingEevee OOC: ((this fake chatroom in superhot is still going on))
: ((Thank fuck
Barchar: (that's actually pretty funny)
: (( 6 more questions actually
: ((Just your casual Erron's alright update
: ((Erron))
: ((I remember Erron))
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: (( Sprite or Sierra Mist
: ((Sprite
: (( these questions have significant meaning and are contributing to a great cause
: (( finALLY
Ed: (( Erron came in here once late at night last month, but I haven't heard from 'em since ))
: (( if erron comes back
: (( I'm considering bombarding him with vape jokes
Barchar: (please don't)
: ((No))
Ed: (( Don't. ))
: ((Vape jokes are shitty, I can't hardly handle them myself))
: ((Don't turn him away from us again
: (( Didn't he quote
: (( "lose interest"
Ed: (( I don't want to put up with it more, and I don't want other people to put it up with it. ))
: ((^
: ((Vape jokes are getting old tho no hard feelings
: ((Ilu Bloo <3
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, the fake chatroom in superhot finally looped and i got an achievement for watching it all))
Barchar: (doing it very occasionally is fine enough but not as much as you were doing)
Chiaki Nanami: ((
Barchar: (also anything interesting ce)
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: ((Why))
Ed: (( Also, that wasn't just that, but it's not just that from when he came in ))
: ((Slarv why))
Barchar: (why did you post suit asriel nine times)
: ((Mantis is hot
: ((Is this a puzzle))
CryingEevee OOC: ((quick, clipboards))
Barchar: (Mantis, patron deity of AIBs)
Literally Satan:
Chiaki Nanami: ((
CryingEevee OOC: ((
: ((
Jesus Syphon: ((
Barchar: (
Jesus Syphon: ((also am back
Jesus Syphon: ((also fuck that was a somewhat-secret
CryingEevee OOC: ((rainbow ore))
Chiaki Nanami: ((
Jesus Syphon: ((yes
Literally Satan: ((Lets see
Barchar: (slarv no)
Chiaki Nanami: ((Heh
CryingEevee OOC: ((brb))
Literally Satan: (( Cute art, Mantis, yugioh, dog, secret, aaand human glados
Chiaki Nanami: ((That's all
GLaDOS: i don't copy/paste things all that often
Chiaki Nanami: ((Except this
Chiaki Nanami: (( 9
Barchar: (ow)
Barchar: (the)
Barchar: (edge)
Literally Satan: 9 mantis, 9 zero, aaand...9 red.
Literally Satan: 999.
Barchar: (more like redper amiright)
Ed: (( Also I didn't have a clipboard, so he's Raiden: ))
Barchar: (9 zero the ninths)
Literally Satan: ((Flame why do you call literally everything fucking edgy
Barchar: (i actually meant to mispell it there, i managed to accidentally make it seem sincere)
CryingEevee OOC: ((back. and now to actually play the main game of superhot. because i spent like, 20 minutes watching a fake chat room))
: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] is now Zero IX [Zero IX].
: ((Laharl's lungs got pierced by the edge
Literally Satan: ((Quick, don't switch to your ZE characters
Literally Satan: ((Please don't ruin shit
Literally Satan: ((Don't follow slarv into death
Zero IX: You all know I'm Zero IX
Literally Satan: ((Ik i wanted to stop a 'follow the leader' game of spoilers
Barchar: (i think you all should know who i am but prolly not)
: One > Zero
Literally Satan: ((I've legit forgot who Flame and Bread were by now
Barchar: (mwahaha)
Zero IX: ((Or maybe I'm not Zero IX
Barchar: (it'll be really obvious when i use ooc though)
Barchar: (since I'm literally the only person that uses single parenthesis)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm actually going to try to hide my calling cards.))
Literally Satan: ((Implying I haven't been alternating between OOC styles like a motherfucker
Barchar: (you might have but not me)
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Nyxem: (( my clip, oops
CryingEevee OOC: ((i used to use single parenthesis.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((then CaU changed me))
: ((Then the CaU nation attacked.
Nyxem: (i'll use single or double
Jesus Syphon: ((i also used to use single
Jesus Syphon: ((on both sides
Barchar: (I sha'nt be assimilated)
Jesus Syphon: ((then i used double on one side
Barchar: (also i bet dimitri is mv)
Jesus Syphon: now i use both double on one side and...nothing
Jesus Syphon: mfw am a failure
: Ed [Ed] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].
DamnDude: [[ Auto OOC Updated ]]
Jesus Syphon: ((?
CryingEevee OOC: ((i tend to use single on both sides, now i use double on both sides. i usually only use double on only one side when i'm trying ot be fast))
Zero IX: //Superior OOC
Jesus Syphon: {{You fucks}}
DamnDude: //That's an amazing programming comment
Nyxem: \\guys\\
Jesus Syphon: {{I am fancy and superior}}
CryingEevee OOC: CE superior CE EC
Nyxem: :please:
Zero IX: ((Do you guys know for sure who Zero is?
Barchar: */who gives a shit/*
Jesus Syphon: Zero is a bunny
CryingEevee OOC: CE zero is satan EC
Barchar: zero is a robot with nipples
Nyxem: ((...robots with nipples huh
DamnDude: [[ Zero is actually Jesus Christ, or X's rival ]]
Barchar: who is unsure what he is fighting for
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Nyxem: ((mettaton makes himself a chestpiece that has laser nipples /s
Barchar: (no that's Zero)
Barchar: (not X)
Zero IX: ((Heh
Zero IX: ((
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: Zero IX [Zero IX] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Smol Asriel: is holding ea tight
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CryingEevee OOC: ((it is the coolest thing to throw your gun, grab the enemy's gun and then shoot them with it))
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Literally Satan: ((Ikr
Literally Satan: ((We need
Literally Satan: ((To petition
Literally Satan: ((To be able to catch bullets in Superhot
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Colton: is staying out of their room still
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CryingEevee OOC: ((welp,i got an achievement for having to bullets collide))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((*two))
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Barchar: (nice)
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CryingEevee OOC: ((you can slice bullets flying through the air with a katana))
CryingEevee OOC: ((fantastic))
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Barchar: (yup)
CryingEevee OOC: ((my few complaints so far, is that there's no crouch button, and that the player hitbox is a bit too big))
Barchar: (I feel crouching wouldn't fit the game)
CryingEevee OOC: ((eh))
Barchar: (you walk out of the way of bullets, not crouch and wag your mouse around)
Nyxem: exits the bar, silent except for their mechanisms.
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's mostly just because i've tried to crouch and got nothing. it's not a major complaint anyway))
CryingEevee OOC: ((the hitbox though i do feel is too big))
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Literally Satan: ((I feel like one suggestion I could make
Literally Satan: ((Is a sort of 3-4 seconds after you die
Literally Satan: ((Where you can see where the bullet hit you
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Smol Asriel: ((Someone vaping in ZE
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Barchar: (i love that 'oh, wow!' look)
Nyxem: ((i've done that a bunch
: ((I've also done that
: Nyxem [Nyxem] is now Schyroton [Schyroton].
Barchar: (I haven't because I'm an innocent little chillun)
Schyroton: ((my first swear word that i was conscious of was when i was thirteen
Literally Satan: ((I swear like a sailor
Schyroton: ((as do i
: ((I first sweared when I was twelve
CryingEevee OOC: ((i have like, some sort of a self imoosed mental condition, i can't swear without feeling bad about it))
CryingEevee OOC: ((unless no-one can hear it, that is))
Barchar: (that was me for a while)
Barchar: (and suddenly a switch flipped and now i'm a goddamn fucking potty-mouthed bitch bastard asshole titcunt)
Schyroton: ((i never felt bad about swearing
Schyroton: ((mostly because the first time i did it was to a verbally abusive 'friend'
CryingEevee OOC: ((if we're talking about when we first sweared, i probably first sweared when i was... 5? 6? somewhere around there))
: ((You started early
Barchar: (I first sweared when i was, like, 2)
Barchar: (my dad started swearing for one reason or another)
Barchar: (and adorable little baby flame warp thought this big words dad was using sounded funny)
Schyroton: ((my first swear was when i was four and it was fuck. i dont remember it at all
: ((Because your dad's a sailor
CryingEevee OOC: ((where's CK? he only speaks to sailors))
Schyroton: ((but the first swear i was aware of was thirteen
Smolster: (the first time i swore i was 13 and i said "fuck" on the internet and felt so guilty i deleted the comment)
Schyroton: ((let baby mv say fuck
Schyroton: ((rip robin
: ((Thirteen Year Old MV: fucking bitchass fuck fuck tits vagina shit shit shitty shit))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i believe my first swear was "dumbass asshole" i blame my brother))
: ((MV: fucking bitchass fuck fuck tits vagina shit shit shitty shit
Barchar: (daw, that's kinda cute jal)
Schyroton: ((i know right
: ((i know right
Smolster: (i'm not cute i'm fighting all of u)
Schyroton: ((brb
: ((if i got in a fight with smol i would let her win))
CryingEevee OOC: ((1v1 fox only final destination))
CryingEevee OOC: ((no items))
Barchar: (that's a lie and you know it jal)
Smolster: ( 3:<
Barchar: (you willingly named yourself 'smolster' and everyone nicknames you because of that)
Barchar: (you can't tell me you're not adorable)
CryingEevee OOC: ((ooh, an angry kitty frown))
Smolster: ( 3:<
: ((smol could probably fight well but look cute doing it
Barchar: (the constant angry kitten frowns do not help your case)
Barchar: (what if she looks like Jasper irl and could actually kick all of our asses at once)
Smolster: (that's canon)
: ((that's canon
Barchar: (she plays a smol as escape from her life from being TOO muscular)
CryingEevee OOC: ((you can just declare things canon? even if it's about irl things?))
Schyroton: ((theyre a cutie its canon
Smolster: (excuse
Schyroton: ((they big
Schyroton: ((not tol, but big
Barchar: (I'm a ghost girl irl barchar is my self insert it's canon)
Barchar: (Flame_Warp is ace it's canon i'm sory i don't make the rules)
Schyroton: ((i'm mettaton irl but i'm agender it's canon
Barchar: ([sub]tumblr ilu bby but can you not be such a shit sometimes[/sub])
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm... i don't exist in canon.))
Literally Satan: ((My fucking essential tremors are kicking in
Literally Satan: ((While i'm trying to play diep
Schyroton: ((rip
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm actually just a figment of all of your imaginations))
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: ((i bet smol is adorable irl but she can fucking fight someone))
Barchar: (Smol is like connie in this ep)
Barchar: (smol and cute BUT SHE WILL REK U)
: ((Oh, so I'm insane?))
: ((I knew it!
Barchar: (obviously)
Barchar: (duh)
Schyroton: ((she somersaulted away from a jumpscare
Schyroton: ((like lol bye
Barchar: (seriouslt)
Barchar: (damn)
Schyroton: ((she said this here
Smolster: (i was sitting on the floor and i rolled backwards away)
Barchar: (wish you could've video-taped it you'd have gotten DAT MAD KARMA BRO)
: ((she
Schyroton: ((i wish i was there
: (([I]smolersaulted[/I] away from a jumpscare
Barchar: (FRISKY)
Schyroton: ((OH MY GOD
Smol Asriel: ((I read the ze logs
Smolster: (PFFT)
Smol Asriel: ((And I just laughed
Barchar: (did i do a good slarvath)
Smol Asriel: ((This is so funny
Barchar: (i assume you mean the ze logs)
Smol Asriel: ((Yeah
Schyroton: ((shes a fucking meme too she sends me dog pictures and things like "is this you"
Smol Asriel: ((Laughing maniacally
Barchar: (I find this mildly worrying)
: ((
Smol Asriel: ((You all know absolutely nothing and it's hilarious
Barchar: (#11 Epsilon: "I don't know anyone here" plot twist, Epsilon actually knows EVERYBODY)
Barchar: (Epsilon is the real mastermind behind everything)
Barchar: ([i]epsilon is darkrai[/i])
: ((I didn't even fucking try lol
Smol Asriel: ((Or maybe it's kanny
: ((I researched the games slightly today
Smol Asriel: ((Or juno
Barchar: (Juno's too boring to be a mastermind)
Smol Asriel: ((Rip juno
Schyroton: ((plot twist juno is junko
Barchar: (juno is both cau junko and touhou junko)
Barchar: (She's also Megaman JUNO)
Smol Asriel: ((What if the vape was secretly a super spy gun
Smol Asriel: ((Magic
: ((i'm still proud of the smolersault pun
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Smol Asriel: ((Eyyy chime
Barchar: (it was actually relaly good frisky0
Schyroton: ((oh hey!
: ((it was beautifu-- hi chime
Schyroton: ((it was perfect
Barchar: (hi chime)
Barchar: (we did some prep for ze)
Barchar: (not anything canon, just like)
Fellby: ((... oh
Barchar: (gfetting into character)
Smol Asriel: ((They just dicked around ic
Smol Asriel: ((Nothing big
: ^
Smol Asriel: ((I didn't even tell them to, they just did
: ((Wasn't canon
: ((I did jack shit
Barchar: (we were ooc)
Barchar: (and then a couple did some ic shit)
Barchar: (and we decided 'fuck it we'll just have erryone talk')
Barchar: (also slarv pm)
: ((I'm still trying to figure out what to do for Smol, MV, and CE's birthdays))
Colton: he's still just on the couch
Schyroton: ((send nudes /s
: ((MV: you can make Gaston porn
Barchar: (okay so what you're gonna do frisky)
Fellby: ((the latest su screwed me up
Barchar: (is become a genius inventor overnight)
: ((I have no fucking idea
Barchar: (and make them beta testers for the new cau)
Barchar: (IKR)
: ((^^^^^^
Schyroton: ((if you followed in my footsteps in gaston porn id cry tears of joy
Schyroton: ((SAME
Fellby: ((... so you want porn
Fellby: ((is that why you were sending me that porn earlier, mv
Schyroton: ((no
Schyroton: ((i was showing you because i wanted to
Smolster: (frisky you really don't need to do anything for my birthday it's totally fine)
Schyroton: ((just a happy birthday is fine, really
Barchar: (when is that again? saturday?)
: ((yes ik but still
: ((If I'll figure something out I'll do it
Smol Asriel: ((Back to ze for me
Schyroton: ((mine and ce's is saturday
Smol Asriel: ((I'd love to finish ze 2 before i start
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Fellby: ((i'm slightly upset i almost won a n64 today
Schyroton: ((smol's is next wednesday
: ((smol's is the 31st IIRC
Schyroton: ((oh fuckin rip
Schyroton: ((yep
CryingEevee OOC: ((almost getting something is worse than not at all getting something))
Fellby: ((but a kid got it instead so i'm happy for him
: ((I will make an entire library of Gaston porn
: ((And give it to MV and Smol
Schyroton: ((you legally can to smol on her birthday
Barchar: ( lookit this cute shit)
: Also
Schyroton: ((OH
Fellby: ((i just imagined someone complaining about a gay couple in Gaston and someone just pointing to the Gaston household and saying "you see that? that's the gay castle. one of those gays made this damn timeline."
Schyroton: ((^
Schyroton: ((linda probably
: Do I praise Gaston and hope it doesn't hurt me
Schyroton: ((YOU HIDE IN YOUR BASEMENT and yes
Fellby: ((here come the gays
Schyroton: ((the porn will seal you in a safety bubble
Fellby: ((watch people are gonna die in this and we're gonna feel awful
Schyroton: ((if it hits on my birthday i swear to god
Schyroton: ((the hurricane gaston of about a decade ago killed nine people
: my friend told me it was getting closer to our area and i was like
FFrisk: Well i'll tell you who has killed a bit more than nine people.
: "Holy shit I need to tell MV and Chime about this"
: in my head of course
Schyroton: (("mv and hurricane gaston have two things in common. they were made on august 27th, and they both killed nine people" either flame or frisky
Barchar: (nine people you say.........)
Barchar: (not me)
Schyroton: ((holy shit
Barchar: (I'm not that clever)
Literally Satan: ((Half of the reason i'm hyped for gaston exploration
Literally Satan: ((IS cause I fucking love excuses to use the forest
: MV watch as I die because of Hurricane Gaston
Schyroton: ((please dont
Schyroton: ((hide in your basemenr
Barchar: (don't die frisky we need you for pmd)
Schyroton: ((youre our friend
: I don't have a fucking basement
Schyroton: ((oh no
Literally Satan: ((Fuckface theres water up to my window right now
Schyroton: ((barricade your windows
Literally Satan: ((If I can survive this shit you aren't dying to a ship hurricane
Schyroton: ((ive survived two hurricanes
Schyroton: ((you can do this frisky
: DamnDude's connection timed out.
: idk if it will directly it my area but it could
: if it does though I will be prepared
Schyroton: ((well two hurricanes happened directly in my area
: true
Schyroton: ((make sure your trees are trimmed
: I'll survive though
: I will live
Fellby: ((anyway lemme find my notepad 'cause i got a couple new things in gaston
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Schyroton: ((ok nice
Smol Asriel: ((I might actually finish vlr before tomorrow
Schyroton: ((btw theres a therapists office across from the hot topic
Smol Asriel: ((Just got the 21st of 26 endings
: ((Anyways I'm gonna go to bed
Schyroton: ((gn
: ((gn everybody tutty <3
: ((What
: ((How did
: ((What
Smol Asriel: ((Gn tutty
Schyroton: ((titty
: ((Gn titty
: ((Why.
: ((Fml
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].
: ((gn everybody <3333333*
Fellby: ((sleep tight boobers
: ((Fixed.
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Fanta: exits the room where she was speaking to smazzy
: Schyroton's connection timed out.
: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.
Fellby: ((okay first of all i went to the tea place i mentioned today, got a bubble tea, it was delicous
Fellby: ((but um
Fellby: ((i forgot there was a leather shop right across the street
Fellby: ((like, fetish leather
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Schyroton: ((oh my god
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Barchar: (is that part of Gaston too)
Fellby: ((no
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Smolster: (there's a sex shop very close to my old highschool)
Smolster: (i would walk past it to get to class every day)
Schyroton: ((there's a sex shop near the local mall
Literally Satan: I'm trying to figure out how to eat artichokes
Literally Satan: Like, the leaves are too big for my butter bowl
Barchar: (I don't think I've ever seen a sex shop irl)
Fellby: ((well i have
Literally Satan: The hot topic near me sells dildos
Fellby: ((WHAT
Schyroton: ((a starbucks by day, sex shop by night. starfucks.
Schyroton: ((OH MY GOD
Barchar: (are they dildos with undertale and mlp on them)
Schyroton: ((id buy a mtt-brand dildo l
Schyroton: ((*ngl
Literally Satan: ((Like, I wish I was joking
Literally Satan: ((Right next to the hats
Literally Satan: ((A rack of dildos
Literally Satan: ((I've seen Doctor Who dildos, MCR simulation dildos on that wall
Literally Satan: ((Some kind of toy called the Little Pecker
Schyroton: ((is this my immortal
Fellby: ((holy shit laharl you live in my immortal
Literally Satan: ((I haven't read my immortal
Literally Satan: ((Is that in my immortal
Fellby: ((anyway in gaston i've added a theatre, a nightclub, and a bar
Barchar: (Do you need names?)
Fellby: ((the bar isn't that great, that's why gaston residents keep showing up in the "normal" one
Fellby: ((suggestions would be nice
Schyroton: ((there's also a school
Schyroton: ((at least one
Fellby: ((i have the school written down already
Fellby: ((... right?
Fellby: ((i don't
Schyroton: ((rip
Barchar: (I only have one for the bar, and it's pretty dumb, but)
Schyroton: ((there's a hot topic
Barchar: (Grullbo's)
Barchar: (run by a kinda weird grillby)
Fellby: ((that i have written down
Barchar: (like, from a dimension where everyone is basically temmie)
Schyroton: (("the one place across from hot topic" is a therapist office
Barchar: (we do need one, cause Schyro is going to it)
Schyroton: ((yeah
Fellby: ((aright, noted
Fellby: ((oh, a bakery
Fellby: ((i should probably have one of those...
Schyroton: ((he didnt say it last night bc he didnt want to say it in front of people he barely knew
Schyroton: ((there's a library/bookstore
Schyroton: ((there are at least three boutiques probably, because mettaton won't stand for anything less
Barchar: ("Gaster I don't care, [i]WE NEED MORE BOUTIQUES[/I] )
Fellby: ((oh yeah i walked past an antique store that sold corsets and there was a jynx outside
Schyroton: ((due to a food requirement there would be a few restaurants and a couple supermarkets
Schyroton: ((lol
Schyroton: ((also accurate
Fellby: ((a burger joint, probably
Literally Satan: ((Theres a bed bath and beyond
Fellby: ((... yes
Literally Satan: ((In every bed bath and beyond you've ever been in, this is true
Literally Satan: ((They all sell pretty shit that doesn't work
Literally Satan: ((The egg timers keep ticking forever
Literally Satan: ((The blenders break on the third use
Schyroton: ((bed bath infinity and beyond
Literally Satan: ((The gaston BBB is no different, except its run by Mettaton or someone
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Literally Satan: ((And it's purposefully like that
Fellby: ((i've only been in a bbb for towels
Literally Satan: ((MTT gives refunds for his prank show
Schyroton: (he would
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Literally Satan: ((Hehehehe
Schyroton: ((there's a hair salon somewhere
Literally Satan: ((Just got /r/UT to read a broken little girl's diary
Literally Satan: ((Slowly but surely making them fuck up
Barchar: (some guy in Gaston runs a junk shop)
Barchar: (HE goes to dead timelines and scavenges for neat shit)
Schyroton: ((zacharie
Fellby: ((well he needed something to do in his spare time
Fellby: ((occasionally he brings home something neat
Schyroton: ((theres probably an mtt brand cafe
Literally Satan: ((Zacharie owns half of the gaston markety
Literally Satan: ((But nobody knows this, cause he just used 17 different names for all the ownership documents
Barchar: (there should be a pet store)
Fellby: ((it's all zacharie spelled in different ways
Literally Satan: ((You think people occasionally try to banish people to the forest
Literally Satan: ((And it always explodes in their face cause the Forest is not where you put bad people
Literally Satan: ((Its where people go to avoid bad people
Schyroton: ((some assholes probably tried to banish vaati to the forest. "i live there you sack of coconuts"
Fellby: ((yeah but some people are like "there's creepy shit in there, so the big agressive people go in there too"
Literally Satan: ((The banishment worked for the whole 15 seconds that Vaati and FFrisk just stared at eachother
Literally Satan: (("So you got banished to your own hou-" "YES FFRISK I DID"
Schyroton: ((pretty much
Literally Satan: ((The Forest IS capable of differentiating
Literally Satan: ((It's not gonna execute of a bad heart unless they walk in of their own free will
Literally Satan: ((Don't matter how fucked up you are, if you're not going into the forest with your own two feet it'll totally fuck up the people forcing you in
Barchar: ("Bro what the fuck")
Fellby: ((what if someone like... threw someone in
Schyroton: ((what about a catapult
Literally Satan: ((If you catapult something or someone into the forest
Literally Satan: ((Your projectile is gonna be flying back at you
Schyroton: ((what about a trebuchet
Fellby: ((hmm okay
Literally Satan: ((It can't exactly 'catch' a trebuchet
Schyroton: ((if you use a trebuchet to fling someone there
Literally Satan: ((That person would likely get fucking destroyed because they hit a tree
Literally Satan: ((And then Hessyst would fuck up whoever threw an innocent guy in
Fellby: ((i'm just worried for jyushimatsu, who likes to play baseball
Fellby: ((and since he lives right next door to the forest
Schyroton: ((the forest plays with him /s
Literally Satan: ((Well lets just say Jyushimatsu better have a real good catching arm
Barchar: (wow I forgot you played someone from that show)
Literally Satan: ((Basically
Literally Satan: ((If you chuck a 50 MPH Fastball into the forest
Literally Satan: ((You'll get either a 25 MPH ball or a 100 mph ball flying back at you
Literally Satan: ((Depending on intent
Schyroton: ((i imagine people woukd make a baseball diamond after the first seven window breaks on jyushimats's mistakes
Fellby: ((i feel like there would be one too
Literally Satan: ((Everyone used to get REALLY fucking tense when it started storming
Literally Satan: ((Cause if lightning struck the forest all hell would break loose
Literally Satan: ((Vaati probably has fucking gift bags after every major storm
Schyroton: ((he just gets things at his doorstep that he doesnt even know what to do with
Literally Satan: ((They drop off boxes of chocolates at the front of the forest
Literally Satan: ((And Hessyst just delivers them to Vaati
Schyroton: (("schyro what is this" "iits a baseball" "but what does it do"
Schyroton: ((like a signed baseball
Literally Satan: ((Except they go through FFrisk first
Barchar: ("Iit can knockckck out goatttts?")
Schyroton: ((oh god
Literally Satan: ((So Vaati keeps getting half-stolen boxes of chocolates
Literally Satan: ((Because FFrisk has a chocolate addiction
Schyroton: (("FFRISK PLEASE"
Schyroton: (("if youre going to eat them please dont eat the ones i enjoy"
Literally Satan: ((FFrisk leaves the crunchy ones
Literally Satan: ((And makes Vaati pissed ashell
Schyroton: ((she leaves him ones with cherries inside and every fucking time he chokes on the cherry
Literally Satan: ((I don't think I ever really explained what Hessyst is
Schyroton: ((no you havent
Literally Satan: ((Hessyst is effectively a sort of small forest embodiment
Literally Satan: ((Think of it as an avatar for the Forest's sentience to communicate through
Barchar: (oh cool)
Literally Satan: ((Hence why he refers to FFrisk as 'Mistress' and such
Fellby: ((oooh
Literally Satan: ((Hessyst is actually kind of OP
Schyroton: ((nice
Literally Satan: ((Namely because you can't really kill him, he's kinda like majin bu in the sense that you don't get rid of Hessyst unless you exterminate every single particle of him
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Fanta: ((Aaaaaaaalmost finished with vlr
Literally Satan: ((Otherwise, his big 'power's are just being strong and able to contort his limbs
Literally Satan: ((Thats about it
Fanta: ((This game is so fucking good
Fanta: ((My only problem
Fanta: ((Is they managed to have GLITCHES
Literally Satan: ((Welcome to Katawa Shoujo mobile
Literally Satan: ((I went through hell to get KS on a phone
Fanta: ((HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FUCK UP 'Press A for 30 hours'
: High Feast Laharl [Literally Satan] is now High Feast Laharl [].
: A figure steps into the bar.
Fanta: looks for colt
Colton: on couch l
: High Feast Laharl [] is now High Feast Laharl [Owl].
Owl: They look around, their head scanning the bar, before they move to the bar, sitting down at a stool.
Fanta: ((I lack 3 endings baby
Fanta: ((Let's finish this
: Schyroton [Schyroton] is now Sherry Noble [Sherry Noble].
Barchar: waves
Fanta: "Howdy Colton"
Fellby: comes on in.
Owl: They raise a gloved hand out of their cloak, waving to Fellby. "..."
Fellby: waves back.
Barchar: "Hi, grillby."
Sherry Noble: enters the bar in a flared lilac dress and brown heeled boots.
Colton: "Hi, Fanta."
Fanta: "I talked to him"
Barchar: "And hi, Sherry. Suddenly everyone's showing up."
Sherry Noble: Hello!
Colton: "...oh."
Owl: "..."
Sherry Noble: It seems so... now, who might you be?
Fanta: "He was already very upset with himself, but he won't threaten you again"
Sherry Noble: looks to Owl.
Fanta: "He won't hurt you, or make you feel uncomfortable"
Owl: "...?" They cock their head, looking at Sherry, and pointing a gloved hand at themself.
Sherry Noble: Yes, you hon.
Colton: "...o-okay."
Sherry Noble: I'll introduce myself first if you'd like.
Fanta: "Is something wrong..?"
Owl: They shrug. Getting off the bar stool and stepping down.
Owl: The cloak actually hides how short they really are to a level.
Owl: They're at MOST 4'7.
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Sherry Noble: I'm Sherry Noble. And you?
Sherry Noble: is 7' 4" in these heels.
Owl: "..." They seem to debate to themselves, trying to coordinate a name out.
Colton: "I dunno...just..."
Fellby: is... uh, around 6 feet. Depending on his flames.
Colton: "It seems kind of weird. The idea that I can tell someone about this, and they'll do something that isn't giving me a look of disgust or pity."
Fanta: "What do you want to tell me?"
Owl: They cock their head back in place, and theres a small slip.
Owl: It doesn't come off, but the face is now obviously some kind of mask.
Sherry Noble: literally everyone i play that is over the age of 16 is over 6' tall
Barchar: is like, 6'3, about. I may have said other things but I'm saying this now
Sherry Noble: ((thats a tall chara
Owl: A reminder Titania is 6'7 without heels.
Owl: What the fuck titania
Barchar: I'm a tall flame warp, and Barchar is my self insert as we've established
Fanta: is 5'9
Colton: "No, no about stuff like with Asriel."
Amy: She is 6'9. People come tall in the future.
Fanta: "Oh, yeah, you can always tell me about that stuff"
Sherry Noble: ((teen cain woukd be about 5'6" ish
Colton: "Usually I'd get a look of pity, or...disgust."
Owl: "..."
Fanta: "That's awful"
Sherry Noble: ...Your mask is a bit crooked there.
Owl: "Owlowsicious." Dear god did they come up with that name on the spot.
Owl: Oh, they quickly correct the mask.
Sherry Noble: Huh.
Fellby: "Huh, okay."
Owl: That's so obviously a failed attempt to copy a monster name
Sherry Noble: Well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Owlowsicious.
Fanta: "You don't have to worry about that anymore"
Owl: The figure dips its head, careful to keep its head up.
Owl: Incase of parting the cloak by accident.
Colton: "I mean, the adults were mostly nice."
Sherry Noble: extends a hand. Her nails are a bit shorter than usual today.
Fanta: (("I took a look around, four lovely young ladies, an old man, and a kid"
Colton: "But none of them wanted to confront anyone, and some didn't think that trying was any good, and I was just being dumb."
Fanta: (("I was the only fertile young man left on the earth"
Fanta: (("That didn't sound so bad..." Sigma ~20XX
Barchar: (for a sec I thought you were talking about the bar)
Barchar: (also, Sigma in 20XX?)
Owl: "..." They extend a hand back.
Fanta: (("If that were the case... maybe there wasn't any reason to escape"
Barchar: (heeheeheeheehee)
Fanta: ((The year vlr takes place in is a mysteryyyyyy
Owl: The glove is clearly fake, it's got some sort of handmade owl talons.
Sherry Noble: gives a firm shake.
Fanta: ((I think it's 2075 but I'm not sure
Owl: It's also oversized for their small hand, like it could fa-yep the firm shake does it.
Fanta: ((I read somewhere that the whole game takes place on the moon 45 years in the future
Owl: Goodbye glove, theres now an obviously human hand present.
Barchar: (I'm making a Megaman X reference)
Fanta: ((Oh shit
Fanta: ((Wait
Fanta: ((That's 21XX
Sherry Noble: Oh, shit.
Fanta: ((You shit
Fellby: -RIP glove, your sacrifice will not be in vain-
Barchar: (oh right)
Owl: "..."
Sherry Noble: Sorry about that.
Owl: The figure slooowly bends down to pick it up, their hand sliding into the glove again.
Fellby: ((owl: *incredibly loud* FUCK
Owl: ((Too young and pure
Owl: (("FRICK"
Owl: And upon sliding down, the other glove falls off.
Owl: They are noticably getting disgruntled by this.
Fellby: goes to pick it up for them.
Barchar: "You seem very intent on hiding your hands, child."
Sherry Noble: bends over and picks it up, bc they're right there.
Owl: Now that you can see their hands, you notice that there is something reaaally fucked about those hands.
Owl: They're cracked and callused, like someone's done a lot of work with those hands.
Owl: Not gonna be a ring model any day soon, Owl.
Sherry Noble: ...Hm.
Owl: BC can likely see right on through the disguise.
Owl: So I guess I should throw down what they are.
Fanta: she pets Colton
Fellby: ((owl is this:
Fanta: ((23/26
Barchar: Not if you don't want
Fanta: ((Almost there bby
Colton: he's pet. He does another attempt at purring. It...actually...sounds kinda half decent. Still clearly not a natural sound, but it's recognizably a purr.
Fanta: smiles
Fanta: "You're getting there"
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Coco [Coco].
Owl: Theres a bit of whispering actually inside the cloak
Female Asriel: I actually have a command for her so i can do dis
Sherry Noble: You'd think they'd notice that Sherry seemed at least partially human
Coco: here come dat coco
Coco: "Hiya!"
Sherry Noble: Oh, hello there.
Barchar: looks mostly human too
Owl: [sub]"How come this disguise works fine in our timeline yet falls apart the moment we have it outside"[/sub]
Sherry Noble: 's tail bobs.
Barchar: "The fact this timeline has people that recognize humans helps, child
Barchar: "And hello, coco."
Owl: [sub]"Flowey she heard you"[/sub]
Colton: "Yaaay!"
Owl: [sub]"I KNOW FRISK"[/sub]
Fellby: peers at Owl. "Pardon?"
Female Asriel: She purrs back
Coco: alright, so
Owl: Theres the sound of the frisk inside the costume clearing their throat. "N-Nothing."
Barchar: she smiles. "Or at least, I assume what I just said was relevant."
Sherry Noble: Huh?
Coco: since /r/undertale has so many godmodders, I actually had to have coco's suit be un-viewable by telepathic means
Coco: so barchar can't see inside, even if she tries, which she should, so she can learn she can't
Colton: after a bit, his version slowly morphs into sounding exactly like fanta's. As in. Exactly. Literally no difference.
Barchar: not much 'trying' going on but that's fine
Sherry Noble: I could've sworn I heard sonething.
Colton: it barely sounds like he should be able to make this noise.
Coco: hops onto the couch
Female Asriel: "Wow, you're good"
Owl: "..."
Colton: "Huh?"
Coco: "So.. how are things around here?"
Sherry Noble: Did you say anything?
Coco: her eyes are a brighter yellow today
Owl: "N-No!"
Female Asriel: "It sounds just like mine"
Barchar: "Fine." she said, nodding. C
GLaDOS: she waves nonchalantly at coco.
Fellby: "Things seem to be the same old, same old."
Female Asriel: It should be noted she can do it and talk at the same time, as it's a muscle thing and not her imitating it
Barchar: Nods at Sherry like 'Oh yes they did'
Sherry Noble: Oh... uh.
Colton: he, however, cannot.
Colton: "Oh, uh, cool."
Sherry Noble: pinches her wrist. "Ow, nope, this isn't a dream"
Coco: "Good! Um.. I have good news too"
Barchar: "Oh?"
Coco: "Well, good news for me"
Sherry Noble: ...Hm?
Coco: "The good news for you is your candles and wallpaper have shipped"
Coco: "And I'll be out of this armor soon"
Fellby: "Oh, that's great! I could use the candles for my room."
Sherry Noble: Oh, that's great.
GLaDOS: "Wonderful."
Coco: her eyes are a bright yellow
: Sherry Noble's connection timed out.
Coco: "Grandpa just needs to get the.. stuff from that company, and we'll be all good"
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Barchar: "...Ominously vague, but okay."
Coco: "I dunno what stuff"
Coco: "Or what company"
Coco: "Grandpa said it was complicated"
Fellby: realizes that's probably not good news.
Barchar: "Yeah. Ominously vague."
Barchar: "But okay."
Sherry Noble: ...Yeah...
Coco: either way she sounds happy about it
Coco: "I'm sure it's just some adult stuff that I wouldn't understand"
Barchar: "Yeah... C
Gen: Gen enters now, sighing
Barchar: sounds to me like grampa is gonna old yeller a bitch
Gen: "Hey, coco"
Sherry Noble: Hello.
Coco: "Hi grandpa"
Gen: "Can you.. head on home now, it's late and I don't want you to miss school because you overslept"
Colton: he continues making it. He was just happy nu-mom approves.
Coco: "'Kay" she hops off, waving bye to everyone and heading off
Sherry Noble: Bye.
: Coco [Coco] is now Gen [Gen].
Gen: meanwhile grandpa gets a drink immediately upon her leave
Female Asriel: She snugs colton
Barchar: "...Do I want to know what's going on, there?"
Female Asriel: "You can still sleep in my room until you're comfortable sleeping in Asriel's"
Gen: "..."
Sherry Noble: ...Yeah, uh.
Gen: "Anyone know how to sneak into the world's top machinery firm and break into a safe?"
: Sherry Noble's connection timed out.
Fellby: "Uh, no."
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Runner: "Well!"
Colton: "Thanks."
Barchar: "Probably."
Runner: "Breaking into things happens to be my specialty!"
Runner: "As evidenced from when I stole your coasters."
Owl: Holy shit he actually stole your fucking coasters.
Owl: Those were just there like, an hour ago.
Owl: What the fuck
Fellby: looks down. "What the fuck, dude."
: Sherry Noble's connection timed out.
Runner: "Your tables will forever be ruined by the rings of the bottoms of your cups!"
Gen: his coaster is stolen
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Grillby: -He shrugs.-
Gen: "Ok then"
Gen: rubs his forehead and continues drinking heavily
Gen: "See, problem is I have no idea how to"
Runner: "But I really doubt you want help from me!"
Gen: "Anyone would work.."
Runner: "Nobody wants help from ol' Runner."
Runner: "But if you're desperate for a thief, I give my services in exchange for disks."
Owl: The walkie talkie blips off.
Sherry Noble: ...
Gen: ((wait how did i become a mod on ada's server
Gen: ((I posted there like.. twice
Sherry Noble: So uh
Barchar: "I could probably assist you."
Barchar: "Maybe."
Owl: "..."
Gen: "You can?"
Sherry Noble: I... have a friend that can do that. Probably.
Gen: i hc gen's voice as tenmyouji from vlr but that's just because i hc gen as tenmyouji from vlr
Barchar: "Well. Unless the guards would be resistant to mental tampering."
Gen: "Probably not, I just need to get into their safe area"
Barchar: "Well, if you need a really discrete body controller, call me. My name is Barchar. C
Barchar: "I mean that literally. Come in here, call if you don't see me. I'll be there."
Gen: "Coco's got.. a code on her foot, I tracked that down to General Technologies, and.. now apparently there's a safe there waiting for her that will open with that code"
Gen: "Alright"
Gen: "I'll do it sometime soon, just.. I'm kinda nervous about this whole thing"
Sherry Noble: If you need someone that can camouflage and shapeshift, I know someone.
Gen: "Thanks"
Barchar: "Understandable. Big operations are scary."
Sherry Noble: ((someone fucked a ditto
Fellby: ((wouldn't that just make a perfect clone
Sherry Noble: ((it woukd seem that way wouldnt it
Barchar: (but nope)
Barchar: (So is nyx, like, a fuckin klingklang)
Sherry Noble: ((half ditto, who looks perfectly normal
Sherry Noble: ((yes, exactly!
Barchar: (where's the vag)
Sherry Noble: ((nyxem is a klinklang
Barchar: (on a fucking klingklang)
Fellby: ((just smash your dick in the gears
Sherry Noble: ((^
Barchar: (how does that make the gears get pregnant l)
Barchar: (this Pokémon au is weird abd I kinda love it)
Sherry Noble: ((the thing is, theyre from a long line of hybrids
Sherry Noble: ((their only human ancestor is their great great grandma
Sherry Noble: ((robodicks
Gen: ((Eyyyy i got a new follower
Gen: ((That's cool
Sherry Noble: ((noice
Sherry Noble: ((i took one gijinka oc and made an entire thing
Fellby: ((i still have no idea how i'm gonna fit sadako in
Gen: ((Ohhhh
Gen: ((oooohhhhhhh
Gen: ((til the nutshack got a fucking sequel
Fellby: ((WHAT
Barchar: (there's some poor fuck around where Sherry is at that's just gone off the deep end)
Sherry Noble: ((either sadako is from sherrys timeline or theres something else
Barchar: (I forget his name. Saul or something.)
Sherry Noble: ((oh?
Fellby: ((i might put her in sherry's timeline
Sherry Noble: ((nice
Sage: (okay the joke didn't land, that's fine)
Sherry Noble: ((OH
Sherry Noble: ((oh
Gen: ((it's.. animated better at least
Sherry Noble: ((anyway its up to you whether she knows hydro personally, knows sherry onstage, or doesnt know sherry at all
Barchar: (lets just say whoever his mom would be there wasn't feeling no disaster that night)
Owl: ((I need to bring in my own personal gij someday
Barchar: (or alternatively, that night was sending it blaring, considering)
Sage: (you know)
Fellby: ((i mean, if i put sadako in sherry's timeline that means there's organized crime
Sherry Noble: ((i love gijinkas of less humanlike/lessappreciated pokemon
Sherry Noble: ((thats fine
Sherry Noble: ((there probably is
Sherry Noble: ((theres organized crime in the main series games
Fellby: ((good point
Owl: (('organized'
Fellby: ((she's probably like team rocket
Gen: ((ok that was something
Sherry Noble: ((well, as organized as it gets
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Sherry Noble: ((there are no legendary gijinkas though
Fellby: ((yeah, i figured
Owl: ((HAHA!
Sherry Noble: ((wait shit
Sherry Noble: ((i did
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Jäger Leyline: (Ive come herecto mock you all with my presence
Fanta: is cuddling
Sherry Noble: ((ok there are very few legendary gijinkas
Sherry Noble: ((i mean there are no gijinkas of big legendaries
Sherry Noble: ((like nobodys fucked rayquaza
Owl: ((Zero McCloud has
Sherry Noble: ((nobody in sherrys timeline has
Sherry Noble: ((though im pretty sure celebi counts as mythical
Fellby: ((i presume nobody's banged orgin forme giratina
Sherry Noble: ((i would but
Owl: ((Someone's fucked hoopa
Fellby: ((just fucking
Owl: ((I bet
Fellby: ((leap into the fucking void to bang giratina
Sherry Noble: ((probably
Sherry Noble: ((id leap into the void to bang ghist dragon satan
Fellby: ((... you don't fuck hoopa, hoopa fucks you
Fellby: ((and then steals all your shit
Owl: ((You think it has six dicks for those six arms
Barchar: (yeah hoopa would not let anyone fuck them)
Barchar: ("Eight legs""Seven vaginas.")
Barchar: ("Maybe more. Imagine. ")
Owl: ((Quick
Sherry Noble: ((lol
Owl: ((Name a pokemon
Fellby: ((gengar
Sherry Noble: ((steelix
Owl: ((I'm not making either of those my Gij
Owl: ((Those are kind of taken
Fellby: ((oh um
Fellby: ((swirlix
Sherry Noble: ((aromatisse
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Sherry Noble: ((florges
Fellby: ((frosslass
Fellby: ((dugong
Sherry Noble: ((walrein
Sherry Noble: ((lucio
Fellby: ((drowzee
Sherry Noble: ((*luxio
Fellby: ((oh let's BREAK IT DOWN
Sherry Noble: ((hitmontop
Sherry Noble: ((clefable
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Sherry Noble: ((bisharp
Fellby: ((vanillish
Sherry Noble: ((blaziken
Sherry Noble: ((chandelure
Owl: ((Imagine if Reinhard's ult just made a giant 360 degree shield
Sherry Noble: ((skarmory
Owl: ((That has 3x as much health
Barchar: (I call milotic)
Sherry Noble: ((actually im taking florges
Barchar: (what's the closest thing to a siren Pokémon? Milotic is kinda my first choice )
Sherry Noble: ((gorebyss
Owl: ((Gaston HC:
Owl: ((There are pirates still in the abandoned ocean
Barchar: (oh, yeah, gorebyss is kinda like one)
Fellby: ((... yes
Owl: ((Just, blackbeard and his crew, fighting shark demons
Fellby: ((jasper fights them if they get near the beach
Owl: ((Jasper used to be forbidden from entering the Forest
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Owl: ((But recently it's come to understand that Jasper literally doesn't mean harm, she just wants to fight shit in the forest for the hell of it
Fellby: ((fighting things helps her vent
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Owl: ((It still won't let her near FFrisk, but it has a tendency to direct her to Hessyst mcPunchingBag
Owl: ((And shark demon pool
Barchar: (on the other hand, a gorebyss hybrid would have to be like a fuckin' serial killer or some shit, which is fun but not my original intention)
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Sherry Noble: ((im taking gorebyss
Sherry Noble: (as a criminal
Barchar: (...milotic, gorebyss and froslass)
Barchar: (the majestic as fuck Pokémon criminals that'll kill you fuckin dead)
Sherry Noble: ((i have a jellicent drag queen who's a shiny and in drag imitates(with exaggeration) a shiny female
Barchar: (Or at least milotic and Gorebyss)
Sherry Noble: ((froslass will freeze your cock off
Fellby: ((if it's a ghost pokemon, sadako's probably got at least one in her gang
Barchar: (Gorebyss kinda needs Milotic to keep her in line or she can and will start stabbing random bitches)
Owl: ((Sadako probly has serious trouble trying to hit up banks
Owl: ((Cause they're run by normal types
Sherry Noble: ((lol
Fellby: ((she has no problem with flying types though
Fellby: (('cause she usually has someone who knows rain dance at her side
Sherry Noble: ((probably a gorebyss or an unassuming milotic
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Fellby: ((do you know how many fucking ghost pokemon can learn rain dance
Fellby: ((the answer is a fuck ton
Sherry Noble: ((ah
Owl: ((Chime
Owl: ((Literally any pokemon that can learn TMs
Owl: ((Can learn Rain Dance, Attract, Sunny Day, and Toxic
Fellby: ((yeah, but sadako wants to keep a slot open that isn't just summoning a rain storm
Owl: ((Does Sadako use modern guns
Fellby: ((... she can
Owl: ((Or is she one of those mobsters that sticks to tommy guns
Barchar: (I like the idea of how you've just got, like, this stabby pink shit and then a big, anime-style noble to keep her in mind. I'll probably make them.)
Sherry Noble: ((we could do this duo
[L]: [color=red]Elsewhere, nobody ain't getting no sleep.[/color]
[L]: [color=red]Cause L is renovating the mindscape to accomodate a planning area[/color]
Barchar: Wow L, keeping Nobody awake
Barchar: What a bitch
Barchar: (I'd certainly be willing mv)
Sherry Noble: ((nice
Barchar: (I like rping with you)
Sherry Noble: ((aw, thanks
Barchar: (but who's the stabby shit and who's the shit who keeps the stabby shit from stabbing when she's not supposed to)
Sherry Noble: ((coin flip on it
[L]: [color=red]It's just a big circle, with several desks, and a large chalkboard for planning escape routes.[/color]
Sherry Noble: ((heads its me tails its you
Sherry Noble: ((brb
Barchar: (picking for what)
Sherry Noble: ((stabby shit
Sherry Noble: ((i flipped a coin
Sherry Noble: ((its heads
Barchar: (then I guess I'll be milotic)
Sherry Noble: ((do you want to be stabby lil shit
Barchar: (I mean I'm fine with either)
Sherry Noble: ((which do u prefer
Barchar: (Probably the Gorebyss, ya)
Sherry Noble: ((ok, ill be milotic then
Barchar: (I figure they're, like, sisters or something)
Sherry Noble: ((or cousins
Fellby: ((i know my banette and cofagrius are brothers
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Barchar: (Close cousins, then, but you know)
Sherry Noble: ((like callie and marie
Barchar: (some relationship like that)
Barchar: (yeah, those fuckin liars)
Sherry Noble: ((youre allowed to make gorebyss shiny
Runner: "..."
Owl: "..."
Pleinair: "..."
Sherry Noble: ....
Sherry Noble: So.
Barchar: (nah, I'd rather a pink stabby shit over a gold stabby shit)
Sherry Noble: ((ok
Owl: "So."
Barchar: (now I need to find a gorebyss gijinka that isn't basically in as much clothing as Ariel)
Sherry Noble: ...
Barchar: "So."
Fellby: ((ufckitn
Fellby: ((... how did i fuck up that bad
Fellby: ((i forgot what i was even trying to say
Barchar: (
Sherry Noble: ((dude use
Barchar: (but I'm on mobile, and besides I like that design)
Sherry Noble: ((i'm on mobile
Sherry Noble: ((also ok
Barchar: (oh right)
Barchar: (well still)
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Barchar: (that face holding a knife is just something that appeals to me)
Barchar: (i imagine the clothes would have been picked by the milotic)
Sherry Noble: adjusts her fake lashes.
Sherry Noble: ((tru
Barchar: (...we should prolly think of names, huh)
Sherry Noble: ((yeah
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]-The anydoor opens and... did someone open the door? It's suddenly cold in here...-[/color]
Barchar: (same surname or different)
Sherry Noble: ...
Sherry Noble: ((same
Barchar: clearly someone opened the door
Barchar: you said they did
Barchar: silly
Owl: "..." She adjusts her fake mask.
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]-Give me a fucking break it's two am-[/color]
Sherry Noble: shivers a bit.
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]-There's the swaying of hips, the click of heels...-[/color]
Owl: ((
Owl: ((Owl: Take it to the chorus!
Sherry Noble: turns.
Barchar: she barely reacts. Whatever. She's seen more dramatic entrances.
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Hello, hello there, everyone!"[/color]
Runner: "I'm bringing sexy back! You motherf-oh hi."
Owl: "H-Hello."
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]-My god, she needs those heels. She stands at fuckign 5'1"-[/color]
Sherry Noble: Hellooooo.
Barchar: raises an eyebrow. "Well."
Sadako: strokes runs her fingers over her fur stole, humming to herself as she heads to the bar.
Barchar: [s]"You are a very sexy midget"[/s]
Sherry Noble: puts a hand on her hip, smiling.
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Hey, fireman. Get me something good."[/color]
Sadako: ((grillby: get gud
Barchar: (I almost wanna go with Man and Nami Tsun but man that's too cheesy, even for me)
Sherry Noble: ((omg
Barchar: (That's 'man' with a long a)
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Sherry Noble: ((callie and marie /s
Owl: ((Rin and Gin
Owl: ((Kin and Gin
Sherry Noble: ((no
Barchar: (Nah, they're an eel and a...whatever milotic is)
Owl: ((Silver and Gold
Owl: ((Is what Kin and Gin translates to
Barchar: (but they're pink and cream, silly)
Sherry Noble: ((we are not having the name gin in this bar
Barchar: (Pff)
Sherry Noble: ((i like the pun but
Barchar: (what about Dr. N. Gin)
Sherry Noble: ((n. gin is okay
Owl: ((I actually have an OC name Dr. Pepper
Owl: ((Her full name is Cassidy Pepper and she's technically a doctor
Sherry Noble: ((because that's a pun on engine
Owl: ((So I didn't realize
Sherry Noble: ((but the name on its own skeeves me
Sherry Noble: ((...cheyenne and belle pepper
Sherry Noble: ((thatd work better on grass types
Sadako: gets a glass of wine.
Barchar: (odd for a pair of water types)
Sherry Noble: ((yeah
Sherry Noble: So, who might you be, doll?
Barchar: (Hala and Ghost for fire types though. Keep that in mind.)
Owl: ((Okay so they're trying to fix UW
Owl: ((Except
Owl: ((Instead of Dues Ex Machining
Sherry Noble: ((yes
Owl: ((They're using regular fucking science and shit
Owl: ((This is an achievment
Sherry Noble: ((ghost for a chandelure ofc
Barchar: ( there any fancy term for 'tide in' and 'tide out' we could put off of?)
Sherry Noble: ((idk
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Only the most well known gal in the night." Sadako no you sound like a prostitute[/color]
Barchar: ('tide' being a euphemism for 'murder')
Muffet: [s]my kinda gal[/s]
Sadako: [color=#2b0057][s]thick thighs save lives[/s][/color]
Barchar: "Child, I think you'll find thwt your legacy doesn't reach over here."
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Fanta: is asleep
Fanta: now i shall sleep
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Oh, please, we're from the same timeline."[/color]
Fanta: because ze tomorrow and i may need to stay up kinda late for that, maybe, hopefully not
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Barchar: "That is not necessarily the case."
Barchar: "Even if you've seen her before."
Sadako: narrows her eyes, running a manicured finger around the rim of her glass. "[i]Child[/i], are you mocking me?"
Barchar: "Huh? C
Barchar: "Oh! No, no, sorry, I say that to everyone."
Barchar: "That wasn't even a factor, it was mostly reflexive."
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Sherry Noble: Heh.
Sherry Noble: Anyway, doll, you're the leader of that girl gang, aren't you?
Sherry Noble: ((ebb and flow? ebb and flo(rence)
Barchar: (I was just about to say something like that)
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Girls? I accept ghosts of all genders."[/color]
Barchar: (So, Flo the stabby gorebyss [s]who sells insurance[/s] and ebb the Milotic who keeps Flo from stabbing too too much)
Sherry Noble: Oh, huh. News portrays you as a girl gang.
Sherry Noble: ((yes
Owl: ((Ebbony
Sherry Noble: ((oh my god
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Weird, I usually have my husband by my side."[/color]
Sherry Noble: Not in news you don't. They've portrayed you as a girl gang quite a bit.
Barchar: "See? What'd I tell you?"
Barchar: "Obvious dimensional difference."
Barchar: (I was gonna mention that, but you knnow)
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Hmph! He supports me for 5 years and this is the thanks he gets."[/color]
Barchar: (when you hear 'ebony' as a name)
Sherry Noble: sits down, crossing those long, toned, tan legs.
Sadako: ((one time someone in a gaia rp named their oc ebony
Sherry Noble: Well the news is a sack of shit anyway.
Sadako: ((i didnt have the heart to tell them
Barchar: (I think Florence is a male name, though. Florentine? I'm fairly certain that's feminine)
Sherry Noble: ((florence is gender neutral, my grandmother is named florence
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Psssh, tell me about it."[/color]
Barchar: (then Florence will do)
Flo: (ur in for a stabbing mothafuckah)
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Barchar: "Ooor assume that somehow the news has entirely missed it. Sure."
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Sherry Noble: I mean, the news is shitty and reports about one child on their journey because ohhh, she's a gym leader's kid, who cares.
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Eh, lets me get away with what I want."[/color]
Sherry Noble: True.
Barchar: "Lucky...uhm...crime boss."
Sherry Noble: It's paaartly helped by the bullshit those Magma shits pulled.
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Pfft. Magma. What a completely unsustainable goal."[/color]
Sherry Noble: Exactly.
Sherry Noble: There's a reason there's more sea than land.
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Lemme tell you, messing with nature? That's like shooting yourself in the foot."[/color]
Barchar: "Aqua isn't much smarter."
Sherry Noble: Yep.
Barchar: "Both of those stupid teams are fucking themselves and everyone over. It's sad, really."
Sherry Noble: Oh, Aqua's worse, but Magma actually did shit.
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Barchar: She shrugs. "Point is, Nobody wins, everybody loses, they should pack up and go home before rayquaza goes ham on their asses."
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]...[/color]
Sadako: [color=#2b0057][sub]someone's gonna wanna fuck the ozone snake[/sub][/color]
Sherry Noble: Yep.
Barchar: "Oh God."
Barchar: "For once I'm more curious about the results of that than the mechanics."
Sherry Noble: ...Wait what.
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"You get things like me and her."[/color]
Sherry Noble: just. Gets a screwdriver.
Sherry Noble: Eeeexactly.
Ebbette: ((There is to be no stabbing unless necessary.
Barchar: "Well, yes. But...whatever."
Sherry Noble: I mean, it'd end up rad.
Flo: ("Okay but 'necessary' means 'if it's be really fun' too right")
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Sherry Noble: downs the drink in one go. "Anyw--" She dropped her voice for a sec. "Anyway. Shit's fucked, just live life."
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Ebbette: (("No."
Flo: ("Dangit")
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Or unlife. I'm not sure what I've got."[/color]
Sherry Noble: Eh.
Barchar: She shrugged. "At least you exist, love."
Sherry Noble: Oh, that's rough, doll.
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Sadako: [color=#2b0057]-Her manicured nails clink against her glass."[/color]
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Sherry Noble: So. I never did get your name.
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Sadako Povaglia, dear. Don't forget it."[/color]
Sherry Noble: Sherry Noble.
Sherry Noble: It's a pleasure, so long as you don't murder me or anything.
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"It's a pleasure for me too..." she's interrupted by someone walking in, wearing a pikachu cloak. "Miss Sadako, you're needed."[/color]
Sadako: [color=#2b0057]"Ah, sorry. I need to go."[/color]
Sherry Noble: Well, see you, then, doll.
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Sadako: [color=#2b0057]-And with that, she floats out, taking her drink glass with her.-[/color]
Sadako: ((gn
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Barchar: (night chime)
: ((
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Sherry Noble: ((gn chime
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Sherry Noble: leaves as well. "I should go too, it's pretty late. G'night."
Sherry Noble: ((gn
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Barchar: "Goodbye, Sherry."
Manic: ((Lets play a game
Manic: ((What member of CaU needs a therapist the most
Barchar: (uh)
Manic: ((By that, I mean the characters
Barchar: (oh, character)
Barchar: (Prrroobably Barchar? I'd say Schyro but he's already doing that...)
Manic: ((I'd nominate Nobody, but he isn't exactly a major character
Manic: ((Miyu needs some counseling, but not a therapist
Barchar: (Nobody needs one, but he'd never take it)
Manic: ((The thing about Nobody that was a boon in his game
Manic: ((Is that nobody actually expects him to really 'do' anything if he gets threatened
Manic: ((In the full game, Nobody was shown to not be afraid in the SLIGHTEST of punching out doctors and 'therapists' brutally
Barchar: "So, Owlowiscisk-or, sorry, slip of the tongue, Owlowiscious. You sure seem intent on hiding yourself."
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Owl: "..."
Owl: She just, shuffles in her cloak.
Barchar: "I want to make it clear I won't hurt you."
Barchar: "And that nobody else here is likely to either."
Owl: "This disguise is really just meant for my timeline."
Owl: "S-Sorry."
Barchar: "I also understand I've probably been a creepy bitch, so I'll leave it at that."
Owl: She lifts up the mask, letting it go on her back.
Owl: "...I should go now, me and Flowey will probably come back t-tomorrow."
Owl: ((I gotta go to sleep
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Barchar: "Sure." she said, nodding. "Have fun. Be careful."
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Jäger Leyline: (bread?
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: ((Hello))
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Jäger Leyline: (hows ot going?
: ((Fine))
Jäger Leyline: ((time for ow?
Jäger Leyline: (il be home in 10 minurez
: ((Yep))
: ((It'll take me ten minutes to get dressed and shit, so))
Jäger Leyline: alright go ahead
Jäger Leyline: ((Im walling home
Jäger Leyline: ((just hope my interney is wotking
: ((Hopefully))
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Jäger Leyline: (havr to make a 10 call too in 4
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: ((Okay))
Jäger Leyline: (no ans
Jäger Leyline: (amswer*
: ((Welp))
Jäger Leyline: (5 eta
Jäger Leyline: (at the elevator
Jäger Leyline: (home
: ((Oh my god))
Jäger Leyline: (lets do this
: ((They're buffing Mei))
: ((Best day of my life))
: ((What're we gonna do))
Jäger Leyline: (pretty sure your best day would be if you had your face inbetween her breasts
: ((Yeah you're right))
Jäger Leyline: (do you.prefer playing against ai or ppl?
: ((Ppl))
Jäger Leyline: (lets.switch to ppl then
: ((Prolly gonna get paired with a bunch of Heeey levels))
: ((Oh wow))
: ((You're level 5 with a ram with 4 people above 100
Jäger Leyline: ((heey levels?
: High*
Jäger Leyline: (not bad
: ((That was a pretty good game))
Jäger Leyline: (Thos should be loni playing
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline].
Loni Leyline: sweet
Azalea: -She leans on Loni.-
Azalea: "You're pretty good."
Loni Leyline: thnks Im new aat it
Loni Leyline: kisses her
Azalea: -She kisses back.-
Loni Leyline: I like this rienhart guy
Azalea: "Why's that?"
Loni Leyline: hes a great supprt and holder
Azalea: "Good job."
Loni Leyline: Nice
Loni Leyline: thanks
Loni Leyline: you should play
Azalea: "Yeah?"
Azalea: "Doubt I'll be any good."
Loni Leyline: yeahvIll get a LAN party going
Loni Leyline: youd like mei
Azalea: "Why?"
Loni Leyline: shes cute like you
Azalea: "That's a good reason."
Loni Leyline: ughhh
Azalea: "Hmm?"
Loni Leyline: thoughtvId get play ofbl the game
Azalea: "Oh well."
Loni Leyline: your turn
Azalea: "That Dreemurr guy got blown up, like, four times by the same person."
Loni Leyline: gives her the controller
Azalea: -She takes it.-
Loni Leyline: heh
Azalea: -And plays.-
: ((That match up was kinda bs, they had like, everybody Atleast 100, two 300s))
Loni Leyline: uuugggh
Loni Leyline: ((yeah
Azalea: "Geeez.
Azalea: "Those lasers need to be less good."
Azalea: -She hands the controller back.-
Azalea: -Do they have an Xbox one or a ps4.-
Loni Leyline: sad face
Azalea: "Oh well."
Loni Leyline: its a mouse and keypad
: ((Opening a loot box))
: ((Feel free to open any of you have them))
Azalea: -Well you said controller, to be fair.-
Loni Leyline: (did
Loni Leyline: -wharever
Loni Leyline: lies her head on aza breasts
Azalea: "Comfy?"
Loni Leyline: kisses
Azalea: -She kisses back.-
Azalea: "They should be comfy."
: ((gotta stop playing now))
Loni Leyline: (k
Loni Leyline: starts kissimg themmore
Azalea: -Ahe returns the kissing./
Loni Leyline: is kissing dem boobs dough
Azalea: -Oh whoops.-
Azalea: -She squeezes Loni's head in there.-
Loni Leyline: mmmph
Azalea: "Like that?"
Loni Leyline: nods in there
Azalea: -She pulls Loni down Ito the bed, with her head still pressed to her chest.-
Loni Leyline: is just nuzzling in and kissing them
Azalea: "Hey, you know... We can do what we did again if you want. We'd have to steal some aging potions from Fanta though."
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Loni Leyline: ....of you want to
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Azalea: "Only if you want to."
Loni Leyline: grabs her hand and places it on her chesy
Loni Leyline: I want to make yoy happy
Azalea: -Ahe smiles.-
Azalea: "I appreciate that. But it'll only make me happy if I know you actually want to, Loni."
Azalea: "I do t want to feel like I'm forcing you into anything..."
Loni Leyline: Azalea...please stop asking
Loni Leyline: it when you don't
Azalea: "...Okay, sorry."
Azalea: -She gets up, and returns with said potions.-
Loni Leyline: drinks it
Azalea: -Ahe drinks hers.-
: ((Boden?))
Loni Leyline: (yeah
: ((K))
Jeska or Jekon: -theres a loud rumble outside-
Acastus: "..."
Acastus: -He goes to the door.-
Acastus: -And looks outside.-
Jeska or Jekon: - theres a large mobile suit outside of the house, standing on the back yard
Acastus: "Hello Jeska."
Jeska or Jekon: -is in this
Jeska or Jekon:
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Acastus: "Do you want me to be honest?"
Jeska or Jekon: < its an older suit I know>
Jeska or Jekon:
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Acastus: "You look like a transformer took steroids."
Jeska or Jekon:
Jeska or Jekon: ((mind you these sutis are around 18 meters tall,
Acastus: "...I don't really know, I read about it in a magazine one long ago."
Acastus: "But they're cars. That turn into robots."
Acastus: "And they looked similar to that."
Jeska or Jekon:
Acastus: "The school letting you bring it there?"
Jeska or Jekon:
Jeska or Jekon:
Acastus: "Surprised they just let you."
Jeska or Jekon:
Acastus: -They didn't. They asked for her to do a charity event of some sort, for the school, and a charity of Jeska's choice.-
Acastus: "Oh yep. Thought so."
Jeska or Jekon:
Acastus: "Well that's good."
Acastus: -Ain't nobody landing a fucking death bit in their lawn. Unless they pay. Then it's okay a
Acastus: "Well, that's gonna be cool to ride in."
Jeska or Jekon:
Acastus: -Unless Jeska has took him to, he has never piloted or rode in a Mobile Suit.-
Acastus: "Oh, cool."
Jeska or Jekon: -not yet-
Acastus: "Is riding in those scary?@
Jeska or Jekon: kneels the suit down and extends the hand to him
Acastus: "..."
Jeska or Jekon:
Acastus: "I don't like this idea."
Acastus: -Be gets on the hand.-
Acastus: "Don't get me killed."
Jeska or Jekon: retracts the hand to the cockpit and opens it up.
Acastus: -He gets in.-
Jeska or Jekon: -the cockpit is a 360 pararamic view
Jeska or Jekon: (rip bread. Hello flame
Acastus: "By the way, I'm gonna need 100 dollars."
Barchar: (Jeska: "Hey, acastus, do you smell that?" *sniff snff* "Oh, oh, that's the smell of WIMP. COMING FROM YOU.")
Jeska or Jekon: alright
Acastus: "I had to bribe the guard to let you in with so much cleavage showing."
Jeska or Jekon: really?
Jeska or Jekon: I'm know for it you know
Acastus: "They're steict about this stuff."
Jeska or Jekon: -theres a side chair next to here
Jeska or Jekon: (the cockpit btw
Jeska or Jekon: starts making the suit walk
Acastus: -He sits.-
Jeska or Jekon: -its a smooth ride
Jeska or Jekon: not so bad huh?
Acastus: "Also it's great, actually."
Jäger Leyline: -is asleep on top of BC, his butt is on her face-
Jeska or Jekon: yeah, the ride is smooth and its got a full 360 view
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Barchar: she is okay with this.
Jeska or Jekon: you can see straight behind you simply by looking behind
Jeska or Jekon: no blind spots
Jäger Leyline: -will she be okay if he farts-
Barchar: less.
Barchar: notably less.
Jäger Leyline: -doesn't, but his dreams are now explorable
Barchar: fun times
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Jäger Leyline: is in the middle of a battlefield in his present red armor, but he is longer
Jäger Leyline: younger*
Jäger Leyline: he is cutting humans down and quickly, dodging bullets, doing flips, cartwheels, slides and being a badass
Barchar: sits off somewhere she's not likely to get rekt
: theres hundreds of silhouettes in the battle, with gun and swords
: damn Jager don't think anyone could hit you
Jäger Leyline: finger guns a silhouette and flips over to BC
Barchar: "Man, I'm gonna have to stop opening with 'hey, kid'."
Jäger Leyline: Who you calling kid? I'm a man
Jäger Leyline: is around 17
Barchar: "That's what I'm getting at."
Jäger Leyline: blocks a few bulelts
Jäger Leyline: you stupid or something sweatheart? this is a battle
Jäger Leyline: why are you sitting around?
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Jäger Leyline: (oi
Fanta: ((Yo
Jäger Leyline: ((hey Flame, Bread and I played OW together and it worked
Barchar: "Oh, I'm no fighter. I leave the big, strong men for that."
Jäger Leyline: ((did you wanna try it?
Barchar: (huh)
Barchar: (maybe later)
Fanta: fanta has no aging potions
Jäger Leyline: throws a knife into someones head
Fanta: azalea had to get hers from the bar
Jäger Leyline: ((shes did that then
Fanta: bcuz why tf would fanta and hywel need those
Barchar: she whistles. "You're certainly damn good at it."
Jäger Leyline: ((old people sex?
: the record player is there playing upbeat free jazz
Fanta: hywel's already got all the old people sex he could ever want
: is playing his
Jäger Leyline: Thats why they call me the Red Blitz cute stuff
Fanta: ((Well i'm going back to vlr
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Jäger Leyline: gets his sword tangled into silhouettes followed by a quick dash to the side and a back stab
Jäger Leyline: (vir?
Barchar: (Virtue's Last Reward)
Barchar: claps. "Go, red blitz! Kick their asses!"
Jäger Leyline: ((don't know it
Jäger Leyline: is kicking all sorts of ass
Jäger Leyline: he turns to look at BC. He winks and fingerguns her follow by a click from his mouth
Barchar: and we know that that ass is kickin' too
Barchar: she swoons
: at the moment, a silhouette appears from behind him and swipes low, cutting his legs off
Jäger Leyline: falls to the ground is bewilderment and screams in pain
Barchar: "HOLY SHIT"
: the silhouette follows up with stabbing his sword into his shoulder
Jäger Leyline: screams but grabs the sword and pulls it inwards ,then stabs the assailant in the next
: a number of silhouettes approach him weapons at the ready
: one attacks him
Jäger Leyline: pulsl the sword out from himself and parries the attack followed by decapitaing the guy
: another one attacks him from behind having a clear shot
The White Wolf: -comes from the side and cleaves the attacker in half
Barchar: she'd try to help if she didn't know full well she went through everyone but Jager and loni here
Barchar: well, and probably Shin.
Barchar: "Theeere we go." she said, nodding as he came in
The White Wolf: stands firm as the silhouettes back up
: a few charge, but are cut down but lightning fast movements of the Wolf
Jäger Leyline: guess the...cavalry....has arrived....
The White Wolf: -quickly dispatches the rest, without a single scratch on him
The White Wolf: -goes over and picks up Jager, carrying him to the rear lines
Jäger Leyline: is placed on a table as a doctor looks him over
Dr. Fintevious: hook up a saline solution and prep an iron, we have to cauterize those wounds
Jäger Leyline: me is labored breathing.
Jäger Leyline: uhhhh.....damn it
Barchar: she's not going in. She's not surehow aware of her Shin and Fin arree goinna be, but she'd rather not get caught by some less....Jager-y.
Jäger Leyline: wheres..that lass?
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Dr. Fintevious: -preps and burning hot iron and places in on his two wounded legs
Jäger Leyline: screams to high heaven in pain
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Barchar: she winces
Jäger Leyline: ....god....
Dr. Fintevious: -does the same to his stab wound
Jäger Leyline: screams again
Dr. Fintevious: alright that sealed the wounds, get him prepped for some cybernetic attachments, place him in surgery waiting
Jäger Leyline: is moved to a different tent, away from Dr. Fin and The Wolf
Barchar: she slooowly breathes in and out, trying to stop herself from rushing in there and trying to hit Fintevious. Again, she's not sure how aware they'll be, but she really would rather not get fuked up. She goes over to where Jager has been replaced.
Jäger Leyline: looks at BC
Jäger Leyline: ...guess I fucked up
Barchar: "Eh."
Barchar: "We all do."
: the music changes to a long African drum song
Barchar: "Trust me, red blitz, you'll live."
Jäger Leyline: ...I'm not done yet
Jäger Leyline: grabs a post and starts to lift himself up
Barchar: "Wha-Jager, you don't have any [i]legs[/i]."
Jäger Leyline: looks at his legs
Jäger Leyline: ...oh god....
Jäger Leyline: ....I gotta...I gotta get up
Barchar: "Jager, you CAN'T get up." she tries to keep him down. "Literally, you are entirely physically incapable of it right now."
Jäger Leyline: falls back into the bed
Barchar: "What you 'gotta' do is stay here, get badass robot limbs, and then kick everybody's asses."
Jäger Leyline: No! I have to get back out there
Jäger Leyline: people are depending on me!
Barchar: "And you depend on having [i]legs[/i]!"
Barchar: "They're not going to lose this war because you're out for a while, Leyline. But if you crawl out on the battlefield with no legs, or manage to die some other way before you even get there, they may well."
Jäger Leyline: ....I wasn't fast enough
Barchar: "Jager, Shin was the only one who could have seen that coming. Just stay here. Get help. Live to fight another day."
Dr. Fintevious: -walks out with two silhouettes next to him and goes to JAger, not noticing BC
Barchar: "...[sub]well, nice to know that[/sub]" she stepped back.
Dr. Fintevious: come on, lets get started
Dr. Fintevious: -pushes Jager into a closed room and starts implanting the robotic legs while he is awake
: the silhouettes hold him down as he screams in agony
Barchar: she sighs, once again mostly trying to restrain herself from interfering. If she even could. We're back on script, as far as she could tell.
Dr. Fintevious: I'm sorry we're short on supplies,
Dr. Fintevious: finishes and pushes Jager into a recovery room
Jäger Leyline: is panting and looks like shit
Barchar: "[sub]Bet they're running out of shits to give, too.[/sub]" she muttered, going over.
Dr. Fintevious: -is well past be able to give a shit-
Jäger Leyline: passes out, and time passes to night time
: the sound of gun fire and war is getting closer
Jäger Leyline: wakes up
Barchar: "...Well. That's getting a bit claustrophobic."
Jäger Leyline: ...still alive....still being looked after.....
Jäger Leyline: ...I...need to get me
Barchar: "Jager, you've been passed out for the ENTIRE time that you've had that. There's no way you can fight."
Jäger Leyline: starts to lift himself up
Jäger Leyline: I have too
Jäger Leyline: to*
Barchar: She sighed. "How mutilated do you need to be to just let yourself take a break, and NOT get killed?"
: an intercom blares
Barchar: "Oh, shit."
: gunfire erupts nearby followed by an explosion
Jäger Leyline: is knocked off the bed
: two silhouettes enter the room, with rifles at the ready
Barchar: she stares, trying to get in their way. Not that it was actually going to do anything, likely.
Jäger Leyline: unholsters a pocket pistol and caps them in the head
Jäger Leyline: outta the're gonna get killed....
Barchar: "Heh. Leyline, trust me, that's not much of a concern for me.
Jäger Leyline: staggers to his feet as he starts walking to the exit
Jäger Leyline: gotta get....out of here....find Loni
Barchar: "Oh, shit, Loni. I didn't even think of her..."
Jäger Leyline: stumbles around barely managing to be able to walk
Jäger Leyline: heads to the barracks
Jäger Leyline: enters, "Loni!
Barchar: she follows him, going into the barracks when she realizes that's where he's going
Loni Leyline: Jager?
Loni Leyline: -she runs over and hugs him, crying
Jäger Leyline: come one lets get out of here
Jäger Leyline: heads to the exit, and tosses BC a handgun
Jäger Leyline: make yourself useful
Jäger Leyline: grabs a 2nd one
Barchar: debates just using the chaos buster, assuming it'll work. Of course, it might be that only shit she gets from in the dream will interact right? Whatever. "Sir, yes sir."
Loni Leyline: -is wrapped around his neck and supported by his arm, but on his wounded shoulder side
Jäger Leyline: heads out of the barracks but gun fire riddles the area around him as he jumps back in
: four silhouettes are outside shooting at the barracks
Barchar: she calmly walks out, firing at one of them.
: it goes down as the others return fire, none of which is doing any damage
Barchar: "Ooh, FUN <3!" she goes for the three others
Jäger Leyline: walks out with Loni and fires back
Loni Leyline: -squeezes onto him putting pressure on to his shoulder wound
: ones head splatters
Barchar: "Loni, you REALLY should be on the other side."
Jäger Leyline: AAArRGGHhhh
Jäger Leyline: has his the pistol in his other hand
: one throws a grenade at BC while the other retreats
Barchar: she tries to get out of the blast
Barchar: "God, I [i]hate[/i] grenades."
: it blows and does nothing to BC
Jäger Leyline: falls to the ground and lays there
Loni Leyline: Jager!?
Barchar: she goes over. "Loni, he's injured there. You need to get somewhere else."
Barchar: "And...god, I don't know all of where else, but I at least know he is there."
Loni Leyline: -is crying-
Jäger Leyline: starts to get up
Jäger Leyline: theres a .....cart in the back.....they'll be retreating the wounded....there
Jäger Leyline: limbs towards the back
: the record players music gets louder and a few record players are appearing around them
Barchar: "Oh, goddammit, are record players your fucking bogeyman?" she said, trying to Grab Loni to at least get her over quicker.
Jäger Leyline: -the three make it to the back and theres a cart being filled with wounded and some guards
: the help Jager onto the cart and eventually it starts to drive off
Jäger Leyline: is laying on the bed of the cart
Jäger Leyline: is barely awake and breathing heavily
Jäger Leyline: ...there....we made it
Barchar: She sighs, nodding. "Good job, red blitz. You'll make it."
Loni Leyline: -is hugging Jagers neck, crying, "brother....your legs....."
Jäger Leyline: its alright....I look good in....metal
Jäger Leyline: looks at BC
Jäger Leyline: thanks....for your help
Barchar: she nods. "What I'm here for."
: everything fades to white and the music plays
Jäger Leyline: is there, back to being a kid again lying on a something white
Jäger Leyline: has a smile on his face and is bobbing his head
Jäger Leyline: his head laying on something white*
Barchar: "...Hm. I'm sure this is very symbolic."
Barchar: she shrugs, heading out
Jäger Leyline: stays that way, in that moment of happiness
Jäger Leyline: is sleeping just fine
Jäger Leyline: ((ow time?
Barchar: she pats Jager on the head.
Barchar: (it's friday for me)
Jäger Leyline: smiles
Jäger Leyline: ((what?
Barchar: (I need to start school in like)
Jäger Leyline: ((you have school now
Barchar: (5 minutes)
Jäger Leyline: ((right
Jäger Leyline: (have fun
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Fanta: ((Rip
Jäger Leyline: (no fuk you
Fanta: ((No u
Jäger Leyline: (no u
Fanta: ((Ze later
Fanta: ((Iss gon b fun
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Jäger Leyline: ((damn it. was gonna tell slarv to bend over
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: ((hello))
: ((No one is here))
: ((Wel))
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Fanta: ((Zero escape, where resets and alternate timeline jumping is 'scientifically' explained
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Fanta: ((That game is fuckin weird
Fanta: ((Til consciousnesses can travel back and forward through timw
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: ((Huh
: ((Empty
Sadako: ((surprise motherfucker
Owl: I'll see you soon, I got no use for a bucket of tears.
Owl: Maybe we'll meet again in a couple of years~
: Yes you do
: You can throw it on people
: "It's just a prank bro!"
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Cowboy Kid: ((hi
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: ((byotiful
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Barchar: (I almost typed 'Bar~Chara' when i made that title off of the skool awareness title)
Barchar: (Bar~Chara is exactly the same as Bar!Chara, except she makes the tilde noise at the end of all her sentences)
Barchar: (She's also Bar!Chara's least favorite person)
Barchar: (she don't like copies and she sure as hell don't like the tilde noise)
Sadako: ((i imagine the noise sounds like "nnNNhh~"
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: ((its just them shouting "TILDE" at the top of their lungs
Barchar: (Something like that yeah)
Barchar: (Chime i mean, not you ck)
Barchar: (you-you meme)
Barchar: (I lost top comment to lapis_mirror on the undertale sub)
Barchar: (i cri)
: ((F
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Sadako: ((hi mv
Barchar: (hi mv)
Sherry Noble: ((yo
: ((hi
Ebbette: ((
Sherry Noble: ((wrong pic gdi
Flo: (stab/flo (i mean r))
Barchar: (shit)
Barchar: (let's try that again)
Flo: (stab)
Flo: (I mean rip0
: ((Same type attack boost
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: ((stab
Flo: (Gorebyss is a steel type, right? right? no?)
Ebbette: (
Sherry Noble: ((no
Owl: ((No
Barchar: (I know it's a joke)
Barchar: (oh shit that's graceful af)
Barchar: (If she's wearing that, I imagine that what she got Flo was, like, hir third choice, but Flo kept rejecting WAY MORE ELABORATE shit)
Sherry Noble: ((yeah
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Owl: (Literal bells and whistles.
Flo: ("Look sis I know you think that regular clothes are boring, but I'm not wearing a dress that has a tail, eyes, or a picture on it")
Barchar: (I don't think we decided what they'd actually be familialy but eh)
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Flo: ("and if I even see you looking at something with all three, I'm going to just wear a t-shirt")
: ((tfw male lions kill cubs
Barchar: (lions are hard fucking core my dude)
: ((and eat them
Sadako: ((fuck my pasta is still cold
: ((thank fuck Steven isn't lion food
: ((are you lion to me
: ((do they actually do that
Barchar: (i don't necessarily know but I'd fuckin believe it)
: ((yes
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: There
Barchar: (I was watching a wildlife camera earlier, and a lion was going after a cub pretty hard for trying to fuck around while he was eating)
: Go toward the end
Fanta: ((Ok so apparently the last game in the ze trilogy decided to ditch all puzzles and become a 35 hour long choose your own adventure badly animated cutscene
Sherry Noble: ((...lets go with sisters
Barchar: (aight)
Fanta: ((Or at least that's what i fuckin think
Owl: ((So Katawa Shoujo but with bad animation
Barchar: (I realize that we didn't ACTUALLY make them a surname, but fuck it whatever, if it actually comes up we can bullshit)
Fanta: ((Because i'm 4 hours in with no puzzles
Barchar: (also aren't puzzles the main draw of that entire series?)
Fanta: ((Nono, laharl
Sherry Noble: ((tide
Fanta: ((They removed pressing a also
Owl: ((Ebb Oni and Flow Gressive
Owl: ((WHAT
Fanta: ((It's just cutscenes
Sherry Noble: ((ebette tide and florence tide
Owl: ((Thats just a visual novel without the fucking a button
Barchar: (Well that sounds like fucking hell)
Fanta: ((I KNOW
Barchar: (and yeah alright)
Sherry Noble: ((*ebbette
Fanta: ((WHY
Owl: ((I'm telling you
Owl: ((Ebb oni
Owl: ((Ebb Oni.
Owl: ((Do it.
Barchar: (But Ebb isn't her full name)
Fanta: ((Gonna do stuff
Fanta: ((Brb
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Sherry Noble: ((i could rename her ebboni
Barchar: (and they have the same surname and 'Flo Oni' doesn't mean anything)
Flo: (Ebb: "I'm not making people call me the bitch from my immortal, call my 'Ebb'")
Owl: ((Ebb Natural-Harmonius-Gropius and Flo Natural-Harmonius-Gropius
Owl: ((Ebb N Flo
Sadako: ((... i'm just thinking of ao oni now
Sherry Noble: ((oh my god
Sherry Noble: ((also its harmonia
Barchar: (Pfff)
Sadako: ((ebb: *bursts into the room, painted purple, and chases you around*
Flo: ("Hey, Ebb, do you know what Happened with that weird guy in Unova?")
Barchar: (Ebb: "Pff, probably died or something.")
Flo: ("Yeah probably.")
Sherry Noble: ((ebb: *is touched* *screams*
Sherry Noble: ((ebb: no
Owl: ((Ebb joins conversations and just moans randomly
Ebb: ((name change
Flo: ("Dammit")
Ebb: ((shit
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Flo: (spooks)
Flo: (stabs)
Flo: (ssssssilly strings...?)
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Owl: ((This fucking /r/UT Homestuck is still pissing me off
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Owl: ((Apparently they now have D&D gimmick?
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Owl: ((Thats a whole new level of pulling shit out of your ass
Flo: (their gimmick is never keeping their fucking gimmicks)
Ebb: ((ebb sticks her middle finger up at preps
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Flo: (Are ghost-type hybrids born dead)
Owl: ((I want to know one thing right now
Owl: ((I'm at what is effectively a military training school
Owl: ((So why am I capable of getting fairy tail mangas from the library
Owl: ((Thats so fucking out of place holy shit
Sadako: ((it is holy crud
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Ebb: ((im pretty sure the department of state people watch love live
Flo: (wait what)
Owl: ((Another thing
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Owl: ((Someone in my flight
Flo: (I guess a lot of military people are nerds)
Owl: ((Is a fucking memer
Owl: ((Like, high-level memer
Owl: ((Like, we're jogging through snow and I hear from my left
Owl: (('TODO KE'
Owl: ((Fucker's blaring snow halation from a bluetooth speaker
: ((how high quality is it?
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Owl: ((He's gotten his ass kicked several times because he replaces his uniform badges
Owl: ((With shitty memes
: ((worth
Flo: (~our love is a great work of satire~)
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CryingEevee OOC: ((and so i arrive))
Flo: (hi CE)
Barchar: she's chillin
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: ((hi
Owl: She's just, sitting at a bar stool, looking around.
CryingEevee OOC: ((owl, huh?))
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Barchar: they're full totally real legit name is Owlowiscius
Barchar: "Hey, kid." she said, waving at Owl
Owl: "..." She cocks her head, looking at BC.
Owl: "...?"
Barchar: Just in a greeting way
Ebb: ((brb
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Flo: ("Well, she's gone.")
Flo: ("Who wants the knife first?")
CryingEevee OOC: ((i should bring back kidgue. the only time i've played him recently is his cautale self))
Sadako: ((shit free knives!
Sadako: ((anyway yeah i was gonna bring in gaster after i finish dinner
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai frisky))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((bai frisky))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai frisky))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai breb))
: ((Hello))
: ((hi
Flo: (hi bread)
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: ((Are you flo))
: ((From the progressive commercials))
Flo: (no)
Flo: (Frisky would do that)
Flo: (not me)
: ((oh
Gaster: walks in, trying to pick a bit of spaghetti out from between his joints.
Owl: She nods back at BC, uncocking her head.
Barchar: "Oh, hello, Gaster."
Gaster: "Hello there."
Owl: The large owl mask sits firmly on her face, not needing constant adjustment like Nobody's.
CryingEevee OOC: ((question, how many robots visit the bar?))
Ebb: ((hold on
Flo: (A fair amount?)
GLaDOS: we have her. Mettaton and Schyro.
Quote: he, Curly and Balrog theoretically exist
Ebb: ((schyro, metta, nyxem, mcttaton, blt, drakon, glados, prismaton, curly, quote, balrog
Runner: Don't forget this bro
Ebb: ((and runner
Barchar: he's not in the bar often tho
CryingEevee OOC: ((of course mv knows all the robots of cau))
Owl: Neither is Drakon, I see him listed.
DamnDude: [[ Loading Up DD.Exe ]]
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Gaster: ((idk if lua counts, he's a cyborg
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Ebb: ((partially robotic people dont count
: ((Hehehehh))
: ((
CryingEevee OOC: ((anyway, i asked because i'm thinking of introducing a character. they HEAVILY rely on there being robots, or just anything mechanical so cyborgs would prolly work. people with nanomachines [sub]son[/sub] work too))
Owl: ((tl;dr enough robots to give Petra a shitton of paperwork
Olive: ((so if you need someone partially robotic i've got her
Ebb: ((if you count cyborgs, olive jäger i think lua
: ((nobody becomes a tropical storm like GASTON
Peacock: Is she a robot?
Ebb: ((ehhhhhhh, i think?
Barchar: kiiiiinnnndaaa?
CryingEevee OOC: ((peacock has the parasites but i think those aren't robotic))
Barchar: she clearly has metal arms
CryingEevee OOC: ((those use theonite))
Barchar: iirc
Ebb: ((i mean avanne might count
CryingEevee OOC: ((which i have no idea what that means))
CryingEevee OOC: ((isn't avanne magic based?))
Barchar: but she's not actually made of wood, her body is made out of BLAXITH...
Flo: shit
Ebb: ((avanne is magic based
Ebb: ((*tyey
Ebb: ((*they
Flo: geck
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, no. it needs to be tech based for my character's gimmick to work))
Owl: ((Peacock is like, a cyborg ish
Ebb: ((ok
Owl: ((I think her parasites are artificial parasites
Gaster: ((huuuh i guess i could play the spine but my grasp on his character is, ahem, a bit rusty
Owl: ((Not like Leviathan or Samson
: ((Peacock really likes red paint))
Ebb: ((pffhah
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CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, her parasites are artifical, but they still have theonite so i dunno))
Flo: (But also she has the metal arms I think?)
: Ebboni Tide [Ebb] is now Schyroton [Schyroton].
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think they...aren't tenchological? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯))
Owl: ((They're technological, but then again
Owl: ((This is a game where Big Band, who is 90% artificial, can throw a fist the size of his body
Owl: ((Out of a cloak
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, skullgirls throws logic out the window))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean))
Schyroton: enters the bar, pulling spaghetti from his face crack, hair, and the gaps between his shoulders.
Owl: ((ESPECIALLY when you consider Peacock completely cartoon logics everything
CryingEevee OOC: ((beowulf literally rips through the game in his intro animation))
Schyroton: is very much not amused by this.
Gaster: "Remind me to never let Papyrus help Corsiva in the kitchen."
Schyroton: Nnoted.
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Barchar: "If you inform me, I'll be sure to do it."
Schyroton: Iii'm going to be fifinding saghetttti for weeks.
Schyroton: *spaghetti
Gaster: "We're gonna find spaghetti behind the fridge years from now."
CryingEevee OOC: ((anyone wanna throw out some guesses for why my character relies on robots and other types of tech people?))
Gaster: ((they're a virus?
Schyroton: ((virus
Schyroton: ((or electricbased
Schyroton: ((rotom
CryingEevee OOC: ((not quite a virus, and no, it's not a rotom))
Schyroton: goes into the bathroom, to clean the spaghetti from his hair.
Gaster: sighs.
Schyroton: Naturally, this takes a while.
Flo: (a bodiless AI)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i need to come up with a name now...))
CryingEevee OOC: ((also, bingo))
Schyroton: ((melissa
Owl: My 3DS just got here
CryingEevee OOC: ((noice))
Owl: I finally have a fucking 3DS again
Schyroton: ((niiiiice
CryingEevee OOC: ((is it a normal or new 3ds?))
Owl: And i'm even happier cause this is a 3DS funded off my Mom's money from all the shit she's sold from me
CryingEevee OOC: ((so it's also a bit of revenge, huh?))
Flo: (is your mom the one from pokemon gold and silver)
CryingEevee OOC: ((no, that one buys stuff with your money, laharl's sells your things))
Schyroton: There's a sound of hair being pulled out, a cry of "Shhhit!", and the sound of something breaking.
Gaster: "Schryo?"
Schyroton: Iii'm okay.
Schyroton: Mosstly.
Gaster: "... Do you need help?
Schyroton: Yyes.
Gaster: sighs and goes into the bathroon.
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Barchar: "..."/bc
Barchar: "Jesus."
Schyroton: There's a wad of spaghetti and hair stuck to the wall, a bootprint in the wall, andthe toilet is broken. Schyro is draped across the remains.
Gaster: "... Oh my god."
Schyroton: Ththat shit was liiiike superglue.
CryingEevee OOC: (("Essence" i think that sounds pretty good))
CryingEevee OOC: ((or, 3553nc3))
Gaster: helps Schyro up.
Schyroton: is missing a chunk of hair, though it's barely noticeable.
Schyroton: is helped up.
Schyroton: ......Hhow much does one of ththose cost?
Gaster: "A toilet? I don't know..."
Schyroton: Wellll shit.
Gaster: "Yeah, that's what it's for."
Schyroton: just stares at Gaster.
Gaster: "What?"
Barchar: "Guardian no"
Schyroton: Ththat was aaa shitty joje and you knowww it.
Gaster: ((joje
Schyroton: snickers at his own pun.
Flo: (joaje)
Schyroton: ((sh
Gaster: "Well yeah, it was about shit."
: ((s'botiful s'tennouttaten
Schyroton: .....
Schyroton: Ththat was the jjjojojoke.
CryingEevee OOC: ((anyone else go on fantasy name generators and just generate random things for fun to see what you get?))
Schyroton: just. Pries the sticky wad of pasta and wig fibers and throws it in the trash.
Gaster: ((no bc then i'll be tempted to make a new character and i'm fine with the amount i've got
Schyroton: *pries it off the wall
Schyroton: ((hah you have no idea
Schyroton: ((remember when i only used mettaton
Flo: (I remember when I thought I was just gonna be MK)
Flo: (Then i left and came back when I had the idea for BTale)
CryingEevee OOC: ((remember when i was actually known as varik?))
Flo: (and i thought mk was rip)
Flo: (but then barchar happened)
Gaster: ((i like to develop my characters at the very least
Flo: (and eeeeeeeeeeeverything went belly-up)
CryingEevee OOC: ((anyway, time to think more about how i'll handle essence and decide if that's even the name i'll go with))
Schyroton: googles a thing. "...Aabout 900G."
Schyroton: Onn average.
Gaster: "Huh. That's not bad if you're rich."
Schyroton: Yyeah.
Barchar: "...I'm certainly not and Grillby isn't either I don't think."
Barchar: "So you're gonna have to pay for that."
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh right, vale/nigh is a thing. i nearly forgot))
Schyroton: has a lot more money of his own than he wishes to disclose.
Schyroton: goes through the anydoor, returns with a small sack of G. "Hhere's 1200, Ii'm very sssorry abououout that."
Barchar: "...Oh thanks."
Schyroton: Iiit's nothiiing...
Barchar: she realizes that she'll at the very least have to split the extra
Barchar: which makes her very sad
Barchar: that said just having this much is practically making her salivate
Schyroton: sets it on the counter.
Barchar: ...of course that's like 12 bucks i guess
Barchar: i dunno G is weird
Schyroton: ((400
Barchar: point is she's fucking broke, and now she's less broke
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CryingEevee OOC: ((metta and hella aren't completely robotic right? it's more like souls in robotic suits iirc))
Schyroton: ((id assume 3g=$1, about
Schyroton: ((their bodies are entirely robotic but they are souls piloting mechs, essentially
Schyroton: ((a cinnamon roll would cost a few bucks
Gaster: sighs and goes out to the couch, siting down.
Barchar: well, okay, that much, yeah, this is glorious for her
CryingEevee OOC: ((still, could be weird if something took control of the body but wouldn't touch the soul))
Schyroton: sits next to him.
Schyroton: ((oh, theyd know something was there
Gaster: seems to be contemplating something.
Schyroton: ....Sso, um. What aaare you ththinking anouout?
Gaster: "I. Um... "
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Gaster: "There's supposedly a sort of... town fair going on around next week..."
Schyroton: Oh...
Gaster: "It's for everyone, and well, that's got me worried."
Schyroton: .......Yyeah.
Schyroton: Ii mean, Metttaton's got ththe speech almost ddone, so... he's goioing to do it onn the 28th...
Schyroton: I realllly hope it hehelps.
Barchar: "God, I hope so too."
Schyroton: is noticably tense.
Gaster: "It's not like we can cancel the fair, I didn't organize it."
Gaster: "Besides, I'd look like the bad guy."
Schyroton: Yyyeah...
Barchar: "...If you guys ever need a nigh-invulnerable bodyguard wish an electric sword and a huge rainbow laser, I'd be willing to do it."
Gaster: "That would be nice, Barchar."
CryingEevee OOC: (("Superpower name generator" "Self Evolution" what would evolving yourself mean?))
Barchar: "Before Schyro brought out the abg I'd have offered to do it for free becuase I care about you guys, but that has made it starkly clear how freaking broke I am and I kinda need the cash."
Schyroton: Ii mean, can you contatact the perrson who set iit up? Aand ask ththm to put a warrning saying ththat anyone fouund beiing an asshhat woukd be bannned from ththe faiir?
Gaster: "Oooh, that's a good idea."
Gaster: pulls out his phone and starts to type an email.
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Schyroton: Aand, um, Ii'd be hahapppy to pay yyou for ththat.
Jäger Leyline: ((whats up bby?
Barchar: "Thanks."
Lua: -Also has a sword and could bodyguard, but he's busy doing not illegal things right now-
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Schyroton: Hhow does.... uh... 2000G souuund? Is ththat okayy?
Barchar: "Oh my god yes"
Barchar: "Jesus I didn't even expect that much"
Schyroton: ...Oh...
Barchar: "Schyroton, I literally have double digits of G."
Schyroton: ...Oh. Ththat's... yeyeah. Ththat's nothiing.
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Barchar: "Despite the couch size, it's cushions are surprisingly bare."
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CryingEevee OOC: ((oh cool, an anon. hai anon))
Schyroton: ((hi anon
Barchar: (wull hey there pardner)
Schyroton: ((welcome to cau
: Florence Tide [Flo] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].
: anonymous [??] is now Zero I [Zero I].
Fanta: ((Hello Mr. X
Jäger Leyline: ((whose Anon?
Schyroton: ((oh
Barchar: (wha)
Jäger Leyline: ((any now theres menaman
Jäger Leyline: megaman*
Gaster: ((Someone new?
Zero I: ((Don't mind me
: ((hi
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'll probably mind you))
Jäger Leyline: ((but we do
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Fanta: ((Pay no mind to Zero I, they're just popping in
Schyroton: twirls his hair nervously.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i will pay all mind to Zero I))
Jäger Leyline: (I can't stop thinking about Zero I
Gaster: ((our hero zero
: ((By the way Slarv when does ZE start
Fanta: ((Whenever everyone's here
: ((Ah
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh shit, right. that's today, huh?))
Fanta: ((Yep
: ((IIRC we have like
: ((Four people rn
: ((So we need five more
: ((Oh boy
Fanta: ((We have 6
Barchar: (There's me, slrav, mv, chime, frisky)
: ((Ah
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Barchar: (aaand maybe DD or CE)
Barchar: (and bread)
Barchar: (so that's 7)
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Zero I: ((Bye for now
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: ((Hiya))
Gaster: ((okay, bye
: ((Who dat))
Fanta: ((Zero I
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: ((Slarv doesn't really count
: ((Wait holy crap do we have a new person))
Barchar: (noooobody knoooooows)
Barchar: (prolly not)
Barchar: (somebody slrav is using for ze)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think it could be slarv))
: ((We have six players
Jäger Leyline: ((heya bread
: ((So we need three more unless Slarv is something else other than the DM and "antagonist"
Owl: ((Heh
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Barchar: (but probably not)
Barchar: (hopefull)
: ((Lol it's Laharl isn't it
Owl: ((Actually, for once
Owl: ((I'm not in on all of Slarv's shit
Jäger Leyline: (Imma pplay Overwatch until we start, wanna join bread or flame?
: ((Huh, alright then
: ((K))
Fanta: ((Zero I isn't in on everything either
Barchar: (nah)
CryingEevee OOC: ((huh))
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Barchar: (only slrav knows the truth)
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Barchar: (what)
Barchar: (I know the song but how is that relevant)
: ((nothing
: ((it's not relevant at all
Barchar: (Slarv is bill cipher)
Fanta: ((Nah more like TIL Zero Time Dilemma is just heavy rain with less gameplay
: ((I remember Heavy Rain
Fanta: ((This game is just
Fanta: ((Pick what cutscene to watch
Barchar: (fun times)
Fanta: ((Can you even call it a cutscene it's not cutting anything
Fanta: ((Alright, we can sorta start now
Fanta: ((Everyone that's in ZE either pm me on discord or get in pms here
Barchar: (so can i)
: ((imma see how fat I can download Discord))
CryingEevee OOC: ((how fat))
: Fast
: Fuck
Barchar: (Isn't that from the little mermaid)
Schyroton: ((yes
: ((How does one pm someone is discord))
Jäger Leyline: ((okay bread
Jäger Leyline: (sorry about that
: ((We're starting Yazan))
Jäger Leyline: ((nm then
CryingEevee OOC: ((i like how i had edgey lyrics but like, no-one else had anything as edgy))
Owl: ((A reminder the hot topic next to me
Owl: ((Sells dildos
Owl: ((At an alarming frequency given theres new ones every time I check
Gaster: ((slarv: "here comes a thought, that you find alarming. something you said, failed to be charming."
Fanta: ((Breaddy what's your parp id
Fanta: ((*discord
Barchar: (Not quite right chime but close)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't go to hot topic, do they still have a ridiculous amount of gir from invader zim in the dog costume?))
Gaster: ((... damn
Gaster: ((They actually don't
CryingEevee OOC: ((huh. that's a surprise))
Fanta: ((Hot topic scares me
Fanta: ((Where tf are the others
: ((Where do I find that))
Gaster: ((hot topic isn't that scary
Fanta: ((Ok lemme make this easy
Fanta: ((Go onto the /r/undertale discord
Schyroton: ((slarv: here i come, rougher than the rest of them, the best of them, tougher than leather, you can call me knuckles, unlike sonic i don't chuckle, i'd rather flex my muscles
Gaster: ((i like the gal at my local one
Fanta: ((Because it's big
Gaster: ((or you could make your own discord
Barchar: (didn't you say the entire reason you're doing the parp pms is because we don't all have discord)
Fanta: ((Ik
Gaster: ((hell i have my own discord i never use
: ((How do I join that server))
Fanta: ((Bread just got it
: ((I've never used Discord
Fanta: ((
Fanta: ((Now get on and do /nick RielasOTP
Fanta: ((In newhome
CryingEevee OOC: ((my favorite jojo is kirby))
: ((Will I get banned immediately))
Fanta: ((No
: ((What should I set my normal username to))
: ((Just bread))
Fanta: ((Sure
CryingEevee OOC: ((brb))
Fanta: ((And then set an asriel pic or something
Fanta: ((And tell me the number it says at the end of your username, and I'll find you
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: ((Oh its 3118))
Fanta: ((We have plenty of time because two others aren't here ;-;
Fanta: ((Accept
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Barchar: (Orangestar: "alright that's it, next time I see 'Dicks out for Harambe' i'm forebodening the user and giving a warning")
Barchar: (hoo boi)
Barchar: (looks like someone doesn't like our maymays)
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Gaster: ((dicks out fo the banned users
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CryingEevee OOC: ((harambes out for dicks))
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Jesus Syphon: ((hello
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai tri))
Barchar: (hello sir tridusolo)
Jesus Syphon: ((?
Fanta: ((Eyy
Fanta: ((Pms
Jesus Syphon: ((alright
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: ((hi
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: ((AM HERE))
: ((I don't have any pending friend requests
Fanta: ((FUCK
: slarv it says 3118 right below my username
: ((wat do))
Fanta: ((Username's bread??
: ((Ye))
Fanta: ((Just sent it again
: ((Nope))
: ((It's Bread))
: ((Capital B if that matters))
Fanta: ((Get on /r/undertale server
Fanta: ((I can just pm you from there
Fanta: ((If we have a mutual server
Fanta: ((Meanwhile someone's rping komaeda
Fanta: ((And doing just.. an awful job
: ((Alright))
: ((RielasOTP is in business
Owl: ((Slarv is having the same reaction that I have to seeing people fuck up RPing Laharl
: ((Slarv they're all welcoming me wat do))
Barchar: (ignore)
Barchar: (or be honest and say you're just here to pm)
: ((Start flaming them?))
Barchar: (well no don't do that)
: ((Okay, I'll flame them))
Barchar: (why)
Fanta: ((Ignore
Fanta: ((If you get fucking banned we can't pm
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Fanta: ((We have to have a mutual server your dumbass
: ((I'
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Barchar: (his dumbass indeed)
Fanta: ((Now I will begin the intros~
Barchar: (should i be spooked)
Fanta: ((~
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Jesus Syphon: ((aw man, the beginning part of giratina fight music is amazing
Jesus Syphon: ((i just like that beat and bass
CryingEevee OOC: ((hey tri, do you listen to gametal?))
Jesus Syphon: ((not often no, but i do enjoy then
Jesus Syphon: ((them
CryingEevee OOC: ((das cool. they have a metal version of the giratina theme so, yeah))
Jesus Syphon: ((osht
CryingEevee OOC:
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Jäger Leyline: ((when are we starting yo?
CryingEevee OOC: ((when peeps get here iirc))
Barchar: (soon[sup]tm[/sup])
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Jesus Syphon: ((well that was amazing
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Zero IX: ((I'm already starting
: ((Bada beep))
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: ((Bada boop))
Jesus Syphon: ((wait is this slarc or zero escape or
CryingEevee OOC: ((huh. i don't have rainymood on. should put it on.))
: ((0esc))
Jesus Syphon: ((alrighty
Jesus Syphon: ((slarv i opened pms and nothing has been said
Schyroton: ((im going to leave main until ze is done
Schyroton: ((bc focus bullshit
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Jesus Syphon: ((bye mv
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Jäger Leyline: ((wait are we not doing Slarc?
Zero IX: ((No
Zero IX: ((Zero Escape
Jesus Syphon: ((rip
Jäger Leyline: ((shiiittt, what room?
Zero IX: ((People are being cunts rn
Zero IX: ((Irl
CryingEevee OOC:
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Jäger Leyline: ((when did ZE start?
Barchar: (a few minutes ago)
Barchar: (and it's being conducted within pm for now)
Jäger Leyline: ((no I mean the ideas of it
Owl: ((It's been planned for a good while
Jäger Leyline: ((first tie I heard of it
Jäger Leyline: time*
Owl: ((Slarc is currently on a small hiatus since Slarv wants a small break
Owl: ((And wants to do ZE
: ((I can still rp here thouigh if you wanted to do something))
Jäger Leyline: ((Whose who in zero/
Jesus Syphon: ((not supposed to know
CryingEevee OOC: ((that's hidden, m8))
Gaster: ((wow someone just got banned from the r/undertale rp
Owl: ((Tangy started a huge circlejerk on them
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Owl: ((When Core barely did shit
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Gaster: ((yeah i noticed
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Gaster: ((I'm half tempted to say "wow good luck getting me to rp here again"
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Owl: ((Ofna is asking me to plz RP
Jäger Leyline: ((are you in zero bread?
Owl: ((Because the RP has gone to shit
: ((Yes))
Jesus Syphon: (("What song ends too soon, leaving you wanting more? Where you wish it had an extended version, that just went on and on?"
Jesus Syphon: ((>relatable at this exact instant
: ((And I would feel afraid to RP there cause I'd fuck up multip[le times and get banned withing a week))
Gaster: ((it started in the goddamn toilet and it's gonna end there
Owl: ((I can't believe that i'm the go-to
Owl: ((That you fucking call in /r/UT
Owl: ((When you want to save an RP
Jesus Syphon: ((it's bc you're actually good
Owl: ((This is TWICE now kek
Owl: ((I just got invited to RP on Tangy's special server
Owl: ((I'm blending in
CryingEevee OOC: ((we have infiltrated))
Gaster: ((see i can't rp in the r/undertale server, it's too fast-moving for me
: ((What))
Gaster: ((plus with all the donut steels
Gaster: ((i really don't know how you do it
Owl: ((By latching onto one of the decent RPers they have
Owl: ((Smash, Ofna, sometimes Matik
Owl: ((And forming your little clique
: ((back
CryingEevee OOC: ((donut steel is an odd material. it's usually really terrible))
Jesus Syphon: ((>chair falls backwards, fall out of chair
Jesus Syphon: ((>get up, mouse poofs to other dimension
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Owl: ((>Or you could just give her the RP role
Jesus Syphon: ((wait i'm a fucking idiot. it's right here.
Owl: ((Shit they think i'm a woman
Jesus Syphon: ((fuck my eyes.
: ((no fuck bees
Jesus Syphon: ((fuck my eye bees.
Owl: ((Y'know what, i'm never gonna specify
Zero IX: ((I fucking hate people
CryingEevee OOC: ((comfirmed. the high priestess laharl))
Jesus Syphon: ((can confirm, people are shit
Owl: [url=]High Priestess[/url]
Zero IX: ((As fucking usual
: ((Tits))
Zero IX: ((Everyone's being a cunt
Zero IX: ((And i cant be on my pc rn
CryingEevee OOC: ((rip))
Jäger Leyline: ((sucks
: ((F
Gaster: ((If you can't do ze right now, don't force yourself too
Jesus Syphon: ((yeah
Owl: ((Slarv
Owl: ((I've infiltrated Zebraspace
Jäger Leyline: ((yead get what you need to get done first
Jäger Leyline: ((then we'll get back at it
Zero IX: ((Nice laharl
Owl: ((Fuck do I do now
Gaster: ((i was in zebraspace one, but left
Gaster: ((too many goddamn pings
Jäger Leyline: ((until I'll be on overwatch, bread?
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Jäger Leyline: ((on
Jäger Leyline: oh*
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: ((k))
Zero IX: ((BACK
: ((Okay good))
Gaster: ((WE RP
Jesus Syphon: ((>"please stop with memes"
Jesus Syphon: ((>creates meme
Gaster: ((wow
: ((im back for real now
Jesus Syphon: ((
CryingEevee OOC: ((cloyster has a gastly face anyway))
CryingEevee OOC: ((apparently it's dog day, or something))
Gaster: ((bork
Jesus Syphon: ((woof
: ((Meow))
CryingEevee OOC: ((meow... wait, shit))
Jesus Syphon: ((tweet
: (("Kill ecosystems and destroy earth."))
: ((Whoops did human))
CryingEevee OOC: ((clipboards))
CryingEevee OOC: ((
Jesus Syphon: ((
Gaster: ((
: ((Bred
: ((
Barchar: (var mouseClicked = function() { xPositions.push(mouseX); yPositions.push(mouseY); };)
Barchar: (oh uh)
Barchar: (have some programming)
: (( Bred
: (( ;)
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Schyroton: ((
: ((
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Jesus Syphon: ((i still feel like the jumpy giratina bass and beat part is fucking amazing and way too short
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Jäger Leyline: ((alright, I'll be on OW until we start
Jäger Leyline: (bread wanna join?
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CryingEevee OOC: ((and now slarv is gone for 20 mins))
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=]i'll be in the chamber of understanding[/url]))
Owl: I need a character to use in Zebraspace
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm going to play something for a while.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((SUPER))
CryingEevee OOC: ((HOT))
CryingEevee OOC: ((SUPER))
CryingEevee OOC: ((HOT))
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: ((VERY
: ((WARM
: ((VERY
: ((WARM
CryingEevee OOC: ((EXTREMELY))
CryingEevee OOC: ((HEATED))
Schyroton: ((OVERLY
Schyroton: ((FIREY
CryingEevee OOC: ((BITTERLY))
CryingEevee OOC: ((COLD))
Jesus Syphon: ((SOMEWHAT
Jesus Syphon: ((LUKEWARM
Schyroton: ((MILDLY
Schyroton: ((COOL
Schyroton: ((SEXY
CryingEevee OOC: ((TERRIBLY))
CryingEevee OOC: ((MOLTEN))
Schyroton: ((HORRIBLY
: ((synonym for super
Schyroton: ((SUPERHEATED
: ((synonym for hot
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Jesus Syphon: ((RATHER
Jesus Syphon: ((OVERHEATED
Schyroton: ((ADJECTIVE
CryingEevee OOC:
Schyroton: ((TEMPERATURE
Gaster: ((... what the fuck is going in here
Jesus Syphon: ((YES
Jesus Syphon: ((nO
CryingEevee OOC: ((what's going on here is))
CryingEevee OOC: ((SUPER))
Jesus Syphon: ((fuck
CryingEevee OOC: ((HOT))