Fanta: *>

H: <"I would pay to see that.:>

Fanta: she picks him up, standing and starting off to the bedroom

Avanne:

[L]: [color=red][/color]

H: <"Wait.">

H: <"How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?">

Avanne:

H: <"??????">

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Avanne:

[L]: [color=red]L sighs, and goes back to trying to figure out where she can hide all these guns.[/color]

Blake:

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Blake: <...>

Blake: <*he actually seems pretty shaken by that*>

H: <"...oh">

GLaDOS: (slarv I'm in pm)

Avanne:

: (( I might buy some black coffee near midnight

Blake:

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Colton: he allows it

Avanne:

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Colton: he trusts fanta

H: <"Oh. Was it just a prank, bro?">

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Blake: <...do I want to know how you've exercised the latter ability?>

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Blake:

H: <"Death is but an illusio[u]This room is empty because God is de[/u][i]n The mitochondria is the powerhou[/i][u]THERE IS A SPOOKY SKELETON INSIDE OF ME AND INSIDE OF Y[/u][s]God is de[/s][color=#fff]Vaporwave i[/color][i]anxiety[/i]">

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Blake:

H: <"Trying out voice overlapping.">

[L]: [color=red]<...Can I delete the ability to do that from your memories?>[/color]

[L]: [color=red][/color]

H: <"Up to you. :)">

Fanta: puts him in bed and gets in

Blake:

: bloolooboyle: [s]hot sex[/s][br]Slarvath: sure why not

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Avanne:

Blake:

[L]: [color=red][/color]

[L]: [color=red][/color]

[L]: [color=red][/color]

H: <"...">

Avanne: <-Death metal is playing in their head, though only they and L can hear it.->

[L]: [color=red][/color]

H: <"I was just thinking about shooting up Wynn, damn.">

: I might go chew some ice

: Using advice from icechewers

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Sherry Noble: ((x's mind: *milk carton tipping*

[L]: [color=red][/color]

[L]: [color=red][/color]

H: <"...." H slowly raises her hand.>

[L]: [color=red][/color]

H: <"I don't have any!">

[L]: [color=red][/color]

H: <"Oh, stop it, you.">

Avanne: <-Ominous French-sounding chants can be heard.->

[L]: [color=red][/color]

: See if it's not any of them

: We just say it's I.

Sherry Noble: ((or t

Blake:

: Sherry Noble [Sherry Noble] is now Avanne [Avanne].

Blake: <*His head is pretty cluttered, despite his outward appearance. Claptrap is currently attempting to figure out how to use his next time of control in the ba>

H: <"[sub]Maybe if I do get grenades....[/sub]">

Avanne:

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Avanne:

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Avanne:

H: <"That song is still really good.">

GLaDOS: (you say that while I'm thinking of that part from the brodyquest megamix)

GLaDOS: (spooked)

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Blake:

: ((The bauty of having everyone's minds connected

: ((And being the one that can see the minds

Avanne:

: (( You can just like

: (( Pull shit out of your ass, huh

Avanne:

: ((Means you get scenes like 'which one of you fucks is yelling in the claptrap voice actor'

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Avanne:

H: <"Would a Tulpa show here?">

Avanne:

[L]: [color=red]<...Artificial Life...well, I suppose if they were magical, their mind would be linked to yours.>[/color]

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Avanne:

Blake:

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Avanne:

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Blake:

Avanne:

: (( H's house doesn't even have a bed anymore

Blake:

Blake: his 'bed' is a swivel chair

Avanne: <❤︎>

Blake:

: (( Her house is just like

: (( A huge fuckin workshop

: (( Like the workshop in mythbusters

Blake:

Avanne: ((don't try this at home

Avanne: ((we're what you call... experts

: (( She just sleeps on blankets laid across the floor

Blake: his house looks huge but it's actually the smallest

Avanne:

Avanne: ((their house is pretty much tim burton's wet dream

: (( H's house looks like the smallest

Blake: the front door is an elevator that leads to a little area slightly larger than a cubicle

: (( When you walk into her house

Blake: that's all that's actually there

: (( There's like an elevator that goes underground to show her actual like house

: (( wait, no

Fanta: cuddles the smol child

: (( Her house doesn't look too small but it looks huge on the inside because of the way she put everything

Colton: he enjoys this

Avanne: ((their house is pretty big, to fit books and magic stuff and tools

Blake: X's house is cloaked I shadow, and he doesn't let anyone near it, not even L

: What if L actually does have a house.

Fanta: "Goodnight Colton"

: Except it's hidden really fucking well.

Blake: it's actually filled with kiddy bullshit

Colton: "G'night fanta..."

: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.

: It looks like a Pure OFF zone filled with random pillows

Yazan: ((jager ball z in 40

: And a byxbaxion-wasteland level of random shit from across everyone else's memories.

Blake: of you sing a certain pattern of notes in one spot of the fountain, then run to the other side fast enough to press a button before it disappeared, you unlock her house

: H's door is really weird

[L]: [color=red][/color]

: You have to open it from the inside

[L]: [color=red][/color]

H: <"...">

Blake:

Avanne:

Fanta: snuggles him close and falls asleep

Avanne:

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Colton: he is happy goteboy

[L]: [color=red][/color]

H: <"Noooooooooooo?"

Blake:

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Avanne:

: I wore high heels once to test how good of a driver you can be while wearing high heels

Avanne: ((oh dear

Blake:

Fanta: purrs gently in her sleep

Avanne:

[L]: [color=red][/color]

H: <"...What?">

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Avanne:

Blake:

H: <"...Thanks?">

Blake:

[L]: [color=red]<...>[/color]

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Yazan: (slarv do you knkw hiw to lucid dream?

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Blake:

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Avanne:

Blake:

Fanta: ((I do not

Avanne: <......Fuck if I know.>

Fanta: ((Btw I just added the rules of the nonary game

[L]: [color=red]<...I shouldn't be losing these dicussion.>[/color]

Fanta: ((So yall can check that shit if u want

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Avanne:

Yazan: (gonna try to learn how

H: <"...">

[L]: [color=red]<...>[/color]

[L]: [color=red][/color]

: ((I've been meaning to try learning lucid dreaming

Yazan: ((hows it going?

Avanne:

Fanta: ((I've been interested, but I have nosy cocks who keep me from using a dream journal

: ((Haven't even started yet

Avanne: <:(>

Blake: <...>

H: <"aw..">

Blake:

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Yazan: ((Im starting tonight, you guys mind reminding me

: (( K

Yazan: ((from time to time

: (( "Yaz get your lucid dreaming shit in check"

Yazan: ((dude Im dreaming of goats

Avanne:

: (( if only we could lucid dream of goats together

Blake:

[L]: [color=red][/color]

: Thats a lie, she can't keep the body, it's literally made from everyone else's bodies.

Blake:

Yazan: ((thats the plan, gonna make fanta, Jager, Hywel and more

: (( you better make a goat in my name

Avanne:

: (( name her

[L]: [color=red][/color]

: (( Lisa

: (( yes

: (( make a goat for me

: (( Lisa

Yazan: (no its auditori

Blake:

: (( kek

Blake:

[L]: [color=red][/color]

: (( I like to think that auditori ended up making it to the top of the charts

Avanne:

[L]: [color=red][/color]

H: <"I really wouldn't be surprised if it was true.">

Avanne:

Blake:

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Yazan: (with Van Hallen with her

Blake:

: (( auditori: a younger and somewhat more relentless toriel that makes music

H: <"It's time to stop, brother.">

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Zero [Zero].

GLaDOS: (I forget did you ever play her?)

: (( briefly

Zero: ZERO IS UP TO NO GOOD!

Avanne:

GLaDOS: Oh noooooo

Zero: or is he?

: (( I would draw Auditori

: (( Dunno how she would look

Zero: you don't know why you're all trapped he could be doing the world a favor

Zero: who knows

: (( i need to draw Lisa the Goat now

Zero: ((Lisa the goatful

: (( just, like, a goat with a shirt with goats on it

: ((A goat with a large white t-shirt

GLaDOS: (nah he's prolly just a douche)

: ((And hair that covers her eyes

: Guys

: Remember this meme http://cdn.images.dailystar.co.uk/dynamic/1/photos/552000/531552.jpg

GLaDOS: (also >tfw you have to avoid using your shortcut to not spoil which character you are)

Zero: ((OK SO

: (( I will draw Lisa eventually

Zero: ((EITHER A BIRD FLEW INTO MY WINDOW

Avanne: <.............L, can we pretend this never happened? Like, can you remove this from my memories?>

Zero: ((OR SOMEONE IS OUTSIDE

Zero: ((THROWING THINGS AT MY WINDOW

: (( Lisa has a jean chain

Avanne: ((i remember that bloo

Blake:

Zero: ((Just gonna.. ignore it and check for dead birds in the morning

: (( She wears hipster shirts

: (( Like, shirts with geometrical patterns and aesthetic graphics

[L]: [color=red]<...>[/color]

: (( Occasionally fingerless gloves

: (( She's actually really nice but doesn't look like she is really nice

: ((Oh man this Azur guy is being passive aggressive as hell

: ((Like

: ((Someone check /r/Ut

: ((And look at Azur

: (( On it

Avanne: <......>

[L]: [color=red][/color]

: (( Ofna goin at it

Avanne:

: (( I was about to finish what I said

: (( But I probably shouldn't

Yazan: (slarv get a gun

[L]: [color=red][/color]

Avanne:

[L]: [color=red]Boop, Avanne now remembers an absolutely amazing discussion that was totally not ripped from their own memories.[/color]

Avanne: hell ye

Blake: <...Well. That riveting discussion concluded, I believe I have paperwork to do.>

Blake: the dude basically gives himself busywork just to keep his head focused

[L]: [color=red]<...I'm going to my house.>[/color]

[L]: [color=red]Poof.[/color]

Blake:

Avanne:

: (('That pool party with uncle rick never happened'

Avanne: ((gn

: Avanne's connection timed out.

Blake: he just walks off

H: H just falls asleep outside.

Blake: we won't touch on what (technically didnt) happen, but it was likely at least a very strange memory.

Blake: Blake does not like strange.

: A reminder

: Blake and everyone remember the conversation in full

: Avanne remembers her tailor-twined memory.

: their

Blake: so they gotta be careful about what they talk about around her

: Woops

: Sorry.

Blake: I dunno why it's so hard to remember with them

: Yazan's connection timed out.

: Yaz better fucking make Auditori

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Yazan: (Im.gonna

: (( What do you think she looks like

Yazan: (toriel

Yazan: (younger tori with a white shirt, leather jacket, and jeans

: ((/r/UT nearly killed UW already

Yazan: (large supple breasts too

Barchar: (it turns out her Chara looked exactly like bc)

: ((But giving a child who hasn't eaten anything artifical in literal years a bar of factory chocolate.

: (( Leather Converse too

GLaDOS: (that would at least have been a mistake)

GLaDOS: (unlike tossing miyu into lava)

: ((I'm never letting them forget the Miyu Lavaing

Yazan: (she die?

: (( Noctis never came back after that

: (( I don't think Noctis will ever return because of that

: ((/r/UT decided to throw Miyu into Lava

: ((She respawned at a shoe save

: (( We are slowly eliminating /r/UT

GLaDOS: (they tossed miyu into hotland for being kind of a bitch and defending herself upon being attacked)

Jäger Leyline: -dreams are explorable

: (( crisis_today: "hotline miami or starbound???"

Yazan: (overwatch

: Yazan [Yazan] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

: (( I'm going to go to sleep now

Jäger Leyline: (k nigbt

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Barchar: wooo

Jäger Leyline: is sitting in his room. Theres sounds of gunfu

Jäger Leyline: gunfire in the distance

Jäger Leyline: is arou.d 13

Barchar: "...Well. Gonna be hard making an excuse for this one." she muttered, looking around.

Jäger Leyline: 12*

: the record player is playing jazx

Jäger Leyline: jazz*

Barchar: of course it is

Barchar: "Getting sick of fuckin' jazz." she muttered.

: its night but there is red light in the distance. People are screaming

Barchar: she just looks at Jager. "Hey, kid."

Barchar: she paused. Was following a script herself really the best way to do this?

Barchar: after all, she's trying to break the script right now.

Jäger Leyline: ....its not safe here

Barchar: "Yeah, well, I'm the queen of unsafe."

Barchar: "You might not remember."

Jäger Leyline: ...the humans are cominh

Barchar: "The humans can go fuck themselves. I don't care about the humans."

: a few artillery shelss whistle by and a few explosions how

Jäger Leyline: just atick

: happen close by*

Jäger Leyline: just sits huddled up*

Barchar: glares at the record player. She was just waiting for the script to kick in, and then that thing was gone. "Don't worry, kid. I'll actually try to protect you this time."

Barchar: she stood up, walking over.

: the record player starts playing a jazz electronic guitar. hybrid https://youtu.be/hHTZeIG_aHU

Jäger Leyline: ....Dad......where is he?

Barchar: "No clue." she muttered, looking for any silhouettes to indicate the script had started.

: an explosion happena close by and tocks the house

GLaDOS: tocks?

Jäger Leyline: huddles up more

: GLaDOS [GLaDOS] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].

Jäger Leyline: rocks*

Barchar: She faltered a bit. Was stopping it now a good idea"Alright, screw it. Curtain call, end of act I." she grunts, kicking the record player.

Barchar: Missed a question mark and a space but aight

: everything goes black and the music stops

Jäger Leyline: is lying on the ground crying

Jäger Leyline: is curled up crying

Barchar: "...Well."

Barchar: "Did I even bypass the script? Or speed it up?"

Jäger Leyline: just cries and does nothing

Jäger Leyline: else

Barchar: She sighs. "Ya know, kid, much as I want to help you as best I can, you make it really hard to actually sleep." she muttered.

Jäger Leyline: just cries

Barchar: (Why are human 's such dicks? Is Barchar secretly Jager's dad? How has he not emptied his metaphysical dream tear ducts yet?)

Barchar: (FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON JAGER BALL Z)

Jäger Leyline: (Krillin does die next episode

Barchar: (oh boy)

Jäger Leyline: wakes up irl

Jäger Leyline: err ircautime

Jäger Leyline: goes and gets some watrler before sitting back on the bed

Jäger Leyline: lays down with BC

: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.

: Zero [Zero] disconnected.

Jäger Leyline: (hey slar

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.

Barchar: she pops back in her own body. Luckily, she laid down pretty limp before, anyway.

Jäger Leyline: (you cam try again I got 30 minutes

Jäger Leyline: falls back asleep

Barchar: (I do get the feeling there's some kind of puzzle here I'm trying to do, but idk)

Jäger Leyline: (its more of a story arc but there is somethinf

Jäger Leyline: thats all I say

Jäger Leyline: ((ooc

Barchar: might as well. Would I be missing anything if we skipped to when she kicked?

Jäger Leyline: ((you lose that part of thr memory

Barchar: as in, like, we just go to where the dream was when she dud it without the buildup

Jäger Leyline: is covered in ash dirt and grime at a camp. theres a lot of monster soldiers

Barchar: Well then, we're moving on. That's fair.

Barchar: looks around. "Hey, kid." she muttered.

: the record player is there playing the blues

Jäger Leyline: ...h-hello

Barchar: almost welcomes the change

Barchar: "Fancy meeting you here."

Jäger Leyline: .....y-yeah

Jäger Leyline: - a 2nd Jager appears not too far from them

: a few silhottues are yelling at the 2nd jager

Barchar: "..."

Barchar: "Okay, I don't know WHAT to make of this."

Jäger Leyline: .....why are you here?

Barchar: "Why do you think? Genuine question."

Jäger Leyline: -a third jager appears and has a sword as he swings it at a dummy. A silhoutte is pointing at the dummy and yelling at him

Jäger Leyline: running afrom the human? looking for refgee

Barchar: "Ah. Now I get it. Snapshots." she muttered.

Barchar: She shrugs. "Kinda. Mostly, I'm just looking to help."

Jäger Leyline: thats what I want

: the record player plays https://youtu.be/_xvnrlO4NjM

Barchar: "What, for yourself? Or others?"

Jäger Leyline: to stop the humans

Barchar: "Yeah. Humans suck."

Jäger Leyline: - a 4th jager appears doing pushup until a silhoutte walks over and steps on his back

Jäger Leyline: ...they destroyed home.....

Jäger Leyline: .....I tried to save dad

Jäger Leyline: is tearing up

Barchar: "I know." she sighed.

Jäger Leyline: .....he wouldnt move

: the music gets louder

Jäger Leyline: ...just sat in his chair.....

Barchar: "Do you think he was worth saving? A fool who beat you, too dumb to run away from a firefight? He may be your dad, Leyline, but sometimes not everyone deserves to be saved."

Jäger Leyline: ...hes my dad though......

Barchar: "I know. But that doesn't give him a free pass."

Jäger Leyline: .......

: a silhoutte walks up and tosses Jager a short sword, "time for your first mission kid"

Barchar: "Yeah. Talk over. I'll see you soon, kid."

Jäger Leyline: 0 the music is much louder now

Jäger Leyline: (why pap

Jäger Leyline: yeah Ill talk to you later

Barchar: is resisting the urge to stop it herself. She kinda wants to see how one of these end on their own.

Jäger Leyline: gets up and heads out with the silhouttes

: everything turns to white and everything is gone but the record player is still there playing music

Barchar: "...Youre one to talk, little miss 'the people you consider parents didn't know you existed until you were thirteen and they're all great people.'"

Jäger Leyline: is sitting on a bed with a smile on his face, eyes closed and swinging his head

Barchar: sighs, smiling. "Well, that's something for you, Jager." she decided to pop back in her own body before the music got too bad for her.

Barchar: she decides to lay her head on his chest. Only fair.

Jäger Leyline: (gtg to work gn

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Jäger Leyline: (oi

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: ((Hello))

Jäger Leyline: (that fast

Jäger Leyline: (i just said oi when you entered

Jäger Leyline: (so I am going to get overwatch

: ((Okay))

: ((Hope you'll like it))

Jäger Leyline: (wanna play it togther someimts?

: ((Sure. Getting it for PC I assume))

Jäger Leyline: (yeah

Jäger Leyline: (Ill buy it in a bit

Jäger Leyline: (getting pop eyes atm

: ((Ah))

Jäger Leyline: ((Because despite being from Louisana it.makes it way over to korea

: ((Louisiana in Korea))

Jäger Leyline: ((they fucking love fried chicken here

Jäger Leyline: ((I'm pretty sure they can steal that stereotype away from blacks

: ((Is it common

: ((Fried chicken

Jäger Leyline: ((yea

Jäger Leyline: ((all the big fried chicken sellers in the US are here

Jäger Leyline: ((except chick fila

: ((I assume KFC is popular))

Jäger Leyline: ((yep

Jäger Leyline: ((though its not as good her as it is in the US

: ((Never was a fan of Fried chicken))

Jäger Leyline: ((where did you buy overwactch?

: ((Off the internet, through blizzard()

Jäger Leyline: ((k

: ((Battle.net*

Jäger Leyline: ((having issues getting on it

: ((What kind of issues))

Jäger Leyline: (DNS server

: ((Okay))

Jäger Leyline: ((see if you can get on it

: ((Can't rn))

: ((I'm on mobile atm))

: ((But it is very possible the servers are down))

Jäger Leyline: ((the korean site is fine

: ((I dunno))

Jeska or Jekon: -is in the bathrrom-

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Jäger Leyline: ((bread? Bread!?! BBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAADDDDD??!!!!!!???????

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Acastus: -He is not.-

Acastus: -In the bathroom.-

Jeska or Jekon: Acastus!

Acastus: "Yeah?"

Jeska or Jekon: I got something to show you!

Acastus: "What is it?"

Jeska or Jekon: Where are you at?!

Acastus: "Bedroom."

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon].

Jeska or Jekon: exits the bathroom wearing this

Jeska or Jekon: https://static1.e621.net/data/a5/47/a5473d1e6ee48b04c91819ec83e44ffb.png

Jeska or Jekon: what do you think? got it for the prom

Acastus: "Ohh, you look beautiful."

Jeska or Jekon: this should blow their minds

Acastus: "It will."

Jeska or Jekon: you get a suit or anything?

Acastus: -He grabs some stuff, and changes into a suit. Which takes a bit.-

Jeska or Jekon: Hey there handsome

Acastus: -He smiles.-

Acastus: "My friends still don't believe me, it'll be funny when they see you."

Jeska or Jekon: I'm jsut surpised you told them

Acastus: "Like, pretty sure they're just gonna fall over.

Jeska or Jekon: did you expect them to believe

Jeska or Jekon: you

Acastus: "Not really."

Jeska or Jekon: so how many more days?

Acastus: "Tommorow night, actually."

Jeska or Jekon: I can't wait

Acastus: "Neither can I."

Jeska or Jekon: kisses him

Acastus: -He kisses back.-

Jeska or Jekon: think I should arrive in a mobile suit

Jeska or Jekon: ?

Acastus: "sure, why not?"

Jeska or Jekon: the school gonna get pissed that an 18m tall moible suit come flying into the school and landing next to it?

Acastus: "Not if you call."

Acastus: "And tell them you're going to."

Jeska or Jekon: I'll make a few calls then

Jeska or Jekon: undress because she doesn't want to ruin her dress

Jeska or Jekon: is back to her cargo pants and tank top

Acastus: "Stull beautiful."

Jeska or Jekon: Heh, you're so sweet, always know what to say

Acastus: -He smiles.-

Jeska or Jekon: question

Jeska or Jekon: when you go to the university, are you going to move out?

Acastus: "No."

Jeska or Jekon: ((Whats your battlenet account number or ID

: ((Give me a sec

: Don't know it, can't get it rn))

Jeska or Jekon: (not police bread?

: ((I have no idea)$

: ((Cause I think it uses two names, one for overwatch and one for the account))

Jeska or Jekon: do you think that life can be too boring here?

Acastus: -He shrugs.-

Acastus: "A little."

Jeska or Jekon: I don't want you to feel like you're stuck here

Jeska or Jekon: if you want to go back to the bar, you can

Acastus: "I don't want to if you're not gonna came with me..."

Jeska or Jekon: .....

Jeska or Jekon: ...I'll....go if you...really want to

Acastus: "If it makes you unhappy, we don't have to."

Jeska or Jekon: ...I'll be okay if we go back

Acastus: "...Okay."

Jeska or Jekon: wanna go out for dinner tonight? go to a fancy restaurant

Acastus: "Sure."

Acastus: "Ehat place are you thinking."

Jeska or Jekon: steak house?

Jeska or Jekon: Lets go to Ruth Chris' Steak House, I'll pay

Acastus: "That'll be fun."

Jeska or Jekon: Alright go ahead and change when we'll go

Acastus: -He does.-

Jeska or Jekon: hopes on the motorcycle

Jeska or Jekon: hop on

Acastus: -He does.-

Jeska or Jekon: drives off and heads into town, they go and eat and stuff

Loni Leyline: -meanwhile-

Azalea: "..."

Loni Leyline: -is playing a video game

Azalea: -She is watching next to her.-

Azalea: "Apparently we're getting our own room."

Loni Leyline: what? no, the younger kids are moving into the uest room

Jeska or Jekon: guest*

Azalea: "Yeah. So, we're getting our own room."

Loni Leyline: buts it already our room

Azalea: "Well, yeah. But our own room now."

Azalea: "Cause it was a kids room before."

Azalea: "We get to be alone."

Jeska or Jekon: (overwatch just fibished

Jeska or Jekon: yep!

Azalea: -She snuggles up to Loni.-

Jeska or Jekon: (Im going to try it out for a bit

Loni Leyline: -snuggles back

: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] is now Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline].

Azalea: "You know... I really enjoyed the other day. Thank you."

Loni Leyline: blushes

Azalea: "I love you..."

Loni Leyline: I love you too

Loni Leyline: (so you can play agianst bots in ow?

: ((Yeah, you can play with a. Real team against a team of bots))

Azalea: "..."

Loni Leyline: (holy shit I made firsf place on my first match and got play of the game

: ((10/10))

Loni Leyline: What?

Azalea: "Nothing."

Loni Leyline: (so far so good

Azalea: -She kisses.-

Azalea: "..."

Loni Leyline: kisses back but dies in the game when that happena

Loni Leyline: dang it

Azalea: "Oh, sorry."

Loni Leyline: ita cool

Loni Leyline: I was rocking it anyways

Azalea: "Wanna take a break to make out?"

Loni Leyline: I uh...sure

Loni Leyline: puts the controller down

Azalea: "Nah, you don't have to, I was mostly joking, if you're busy."

Loni Leyline: I just though....you would have just....started....

Azalea: "...What?"

Loni Leyline: just started making out with me

Loni Leyline: not really ask to

Azalea: "Oh. No, I'll probably ask, I don't want to make you unhappy or something..."

Loni Leyline: blushes

Loni Leyline: smiles too

Loni Leyline: it wont

Loni Leyline: I....like it when you do

Azalea: -She smiles, and begins to wrap her arms around Loni.-

Loni Leyline: smiles and hugs back

Azalea: -She stares into Loni's eyes.-

Loni Leyline: stares back and blushes, but she loves it when Azalea does stuff like this

Azalea: -She closes her eyes, starting lean in for the kiss.-

Loni Leyline: lets it happen and kisses back closing her eyes

Azalea: -She is passionate in the kiss, slightly pushing Loni into the bed.-

Loni Leyline: falls into the bed and starts hugging tightly, feeling her up

Azalea: -She does the same thing, feeling around Loni.-

Loni Leyline: Azzzaleeaa... -is enjoying it-\

Azalea: "Mmm?"

Loni Leyline: I love you

Loni Leyline: I love it when you do this

Azalea: "I love you and it too."

Loni Leyline: Jager talked to me about how to get close

Azalea: "Yeah?"

Loni Leyline: he mostly taught me to express my thoughts when this happens,

Azalea: "Mmhmm."

Loni Leyline: I still get embarassed

Loni Leyline: but you can do what ever you want to me

Azalea: "Yeah?"

Loni Leyline: Yes

Loni Leyline: whenever....

Azalea: -She pokes her butt.-

Azalea: "Like that?"

Loni Leyline: gasps but nods

Azalea: -She pokes it some more.-

Azalea: -And fells her butt.-

: Feels*

Loni Leyline: lets out some small cute gasps

Loni Leyline: ohh...

Azalea: "You're so adorable..."

Loni Leyline: blushes and does that cute look away and cmile

Loni Leyline: t-t-thanks

Azalea: -She pulls her head back, and kisses again.-

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Loni Leyline: slides her hand down on to Azalea's butt

Loni Leyline: rubs it a bit

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Barchar: (tfw bread fuckin bails on you)

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Loni Leyline: (story of.my cau life

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Barchar: (nah he does it to everyone)

Loni Leyline: ((just got Overwatch

Barchar: (yeah I saw)

Loni Leyline: (do you have it?

Barchar: (yeah, but my computer acts...funky with it)

Barchar: (besides, if we tried to play together at least one of our pings would be through the roof)

Loni Leyline: (why is that?

Barchar: (cause you're in North Korea. And I'm in America.)

Loni Leyline: ((you sure about my location?

Barchar: (or just Korea in general, I dunno why my brain put north)

Barchar: (I just woke up)

Loni Leyline: ((well considering that NK doesn't even have general access to the internest

Loni Leyline: ((I'm sure its kinda important

Barchar: (point is, we're far away and so no matter which 'local' servers we got into, one of us would have ping troubles)

Loni Leyline: ((last time I played with others, the ping was in the 300s

Barchar: (yeah, that'd be why)

Loni Leyline: (sux

Loni Leyline: (sorry, meant succ

Barchar: (suxess)

Jäger Leyline: -wakes up

: Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

Jäger Leyline: strokes BC's hair and kisses her forehead

Barchar: she smiles, opening one eye. "Morning, Jager."

Jäger Leyline: Morning babe

Jäger Leyline: Hey I'm glad you're staying here

Barchar: "...I am, aren't I? I honestly hadn't even considered I could go back home yet." she sighs. "It sucks. Being somewhere else just makes me feel...unsettled, but I like actually seeing you this often."

Jäger Leyline: I don't want you to be uncomfortable, you can go back to the bar

Jäger Leyline: I'll sleep there with you

Barchar: She sighed. "I dunno. I certainly don't wanna make you stay away from your home, either."

Jäger Leyline: I have no trouble being away from here

Jäger Leyline: Loni right now has Azalea Hywel, and Fanta

Jäger Leyline: so I'd be best with you

Barchar: "I guess." she shrugged. "I suppose this is something we eventually need to work out. For now, though, thanks. I'll try to get us an actually half-decent bed."

Jäger Leyline: I'll get us one, you do want queen or king or perhaps a single so we have to get extra snuggly

Barchar: "Ooh, tough choice."

Barchar: she gets up close, hemming and hahing. "Eh. Probably queen. We can snuggle on any size bed, but I'd prefer neither of us roll off it in our sleep."

Jäger Leyline: yeah true

Jäger Leyline: spring or memory mattress?

Barchar: "...uh...what's this one?"

Jäger Leyline: the mattress time

Jäger Leyline: memory foam is usually more comfy

Jäger Leyline: butttttt springs are REALLY bouncy

Barchar: She licked her lips. "Do you wanna broadcast to the whole bat each time we fuck?"

Barchar: Bar*

Jäger Leyline: wraps himself around

Jäger Leyline: well you think they'd get annoyed?

Barchar: "Depends who's there, I figure."

Jäger Leyline: spring it is

Jäger Leyline: besides I'm sure you miss seeing the others there

Barchar: "Talking, yeah."

Barchar: "...yooou probably heard as much."

Jäger Leyline: alright well move back, I'm sure grillby misses ya

Jäger Leyline: but if you want a night away, just stop over here anytime

Barchar: "Sure thing."

Jäger Leyline: so whatcha think of colton?

Barchar: "He seems like a nice kid."

Barchar: "...dont think he likes me much."

Jäger Leyline: you may have scared him with the randomly talking to nothing

Barchar: "And the red eyes. And the sharp canines."

Barchar: "And the fact that I look like I've never heard the word 'conditioner' or 'ironing'."

Jäger Leyline: well a shower or bath will fix one of those

Jäger Leyline: speaking of which, when are we bathing together?

Barchar: "You say that like it's an inevitability. That said, literally whenever you want."

Jäger Leyline: well it is gonna happen

Jäger Leyline: right how

Jäger Leyline: now*

Jäger Leyline: get your sweet ass in the tub

Barchar: "Sure thing." she hopped on her feet, going towards the batgroom

Barchar: (alright gtg for school, be back in 6 hours)

Jäger Leyline: follows and gets in the tub as he fulls it up with water

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Zero: ((Hi

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: Zero [Zero] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

Smol Asriel: is waiting for colton

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Smol Asriel: waiting at the end of a hallway, menacingly

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: is he going to stab that fucker

Smol Asriel: is going to speak with him

Smol Asriel: ((Flame

Smol Asriel: ((Flame are you live

Smol Asriel: is just waiting, tapping his foot

Smol Asriel: ((Flame pls i have skool soon

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: (( "skool"

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: ((Rip Slarv))

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Barchar: (I got 'skool' to do too, my dude)

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Smol Asriel: ((You were online doe

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: ((Rip a dip))

Barchar: (I'm homeschooled)

Barchar: (i keep the chat open)

Smol Asriel: ((O

Endling Asriel: -Smazzy better not stab a bitch.-

Smol Asriel: ((Rip

Smol Asriel: was simply gonna explain the pecking order

: (("Fist there's you, then there's the dirt..."))

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Colton: well he accidentally bumps into him so, he can go mr. popo on his ass

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Colton: "Oh, Asriel, hi, hi, hello, I was just going to get some cereal"

Smol Asriel: "Oh hi Colton"

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Smol Asriel: "Wait, one second"

Barchar: (Smazzy: "Is 'get some cereal' code for 'STEAL MY BOYFRIEND'")

Smol Asriel: "Since you're new, I need to go over the ground rules here"

Colton: [sub]"Do the ground rules involve stabbing?"[/sub]

Smol Asriel: "Perhaps"

Smol Asriel: "This household operates on a sort of pecking order"

Colton: well if you're trying to intimidate him you've certainly succeeded

Smol Asriel: "It's been in place a long time, and you need to know where you fit into it"

Smol Asriel: "Sound good?"

Colton: "Yes, yeah, totally fine."

Smol Asriel: "Sweet"

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Smol Asriel: "So, lowest on the totem pole is you, followed by the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, jager's cooking, literally everyone else execpt me and asriel, then me and asriel."

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Smol Asriel: "Any questions?"

: kek

Colton: "..."

Colton: "I am used to this."

Smol Asriel: "Good"

Endling Asriel: -Guess who is leaning at the end of the hallway behind Smazzy, looking rather upset.-

Smol Asriel: turns around and sees this

Smol Asriel: "O-oh hi#

Smol Asriel: *"

: tfw your will to live decreases substantially

Endling Asriel: "Seriously?"

Colton: he takes this moment to gtfo

Smol Asriel: "What?"

Smol Asriel: does ea just have a sensor for when smazzy's being a dick

Colton: seems it

Endling Asriel: -Yes.-

Colton: perfectly honed

Endling Asriel: "You're making him uncomfortable, sad, and afraid again."

Endling Asriel: "Even after I specifically told you to not."

Smol Asriel: "..."

Smol Asriel: guilty gote looks guilty

Endling Asriel: -He walks over to Colton.-

Endling Asriel: "Sorry... He's being a jerk. He does that sometimes. He's afraid you'll try and steal me from himself."

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Endling Asriel: "He won't hurt you. If he wanted to, I wouldn't let him, and he would have to hurt me first."

Endling Asriel: "And he couldn't do that."

Smol Asriel: is still behind ea

Colton: "I don't even know why he thinks that."

Colton: "I mean, I don't even think I like boys like that."

Smol Asriel: "Good"

Endling Asriel: "Alright, and Smazzy."

Smol Asriel: ((Now i gtg

Endling Asriel: -Well shit.-

Smol Asriel: ((Maybe 2 minutes left

Smol Asriel: ((Get er done fast

Endling Asriel: "I'm disappointed, to say the least."

Smol Asriel: "..."

Endling Asriel: "Okay?"

Smol Asriel: "Ok..."

Endling Asriel: "Stop doing this, please, for your sake."

Smol Asriel: "..."

Endling Asriel: "Eventually someone will take it badly."

Colton: [sub]"Oh no he's threatening him too why"[/sub] he takes this secondary moment of distraction to gtfo secondarily

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Endling Asriel: -He didn't mean that as a threat, and didn't say it any threatening way.-

Colton: Yeah, well, when you consider the fact that where he's been for the past [?] years that would invariably be a threat

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Colton: he's not really the kind for the benefit of the doubt

: ((Fuckin' hell

: ((I can't feel my legs when i'm with you

Barchar: (uh)

Endling Asriel: -He goes to the couch, and sits.-

: ((Uh))

: ((Ok))

Barchar: ('you' who)

: ((You can't say that))

: ((And then not exist Laharl))

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: (('Ello

: ((Flame fuck you

: ((You got it stuck in my head again

Barchar: (what the fuck are you talking about)

: ((NOW THESE POINTS OF DATA MAKE A BEAUTIFUL LIE

: ((NOW WE'RE OUT OF BETA WE'RE RELEASING ON TIME

Barchar: (i didn't make a single reference to still alive)

: ((Laharl is going insane

: ((AND THE SCIENCE GETS DONE AND YOU MAKE A NEAT GUN FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STILL ALIVE

: ((You linked the goddamn natewantstobattle video

: ((And ended my mindstream

Barchar: (oh)

Barchar: (that was like 2 goddamn days ago dude)

: ((That was last fucking night

: ((During CaUtale

Barchar: (was that last night?)

Barchar: (it feels like it's been langer)

: ((I think?

Barchar: (yeah it was monday)

Barchar: (today is wednesday)

: **jesus i missed a dat

: ((I literally don't remember anything from tuesday

Barchar: (Then who was Laharl yesterday...........????)

: ((Okay this is actually creeping me the fuck out

Barchar: (also you probably do remember it and you're getting it wrapped up with monday)

: ((Cause last I remember it was fucking monday

Barchar: (You could also look at the archives from yesterday and see)

: ((You were RPing Alyss

: ((THis is fucking creepy I don't remember any of hat L or Alyss RPing

: ((And I barely remember Slarv talking to me about my Zero Escape char

: ((Fuck I need to check the logs

: ((Okay))

Barchar: (...)

Barchar: (Apparently there's some fucking fake laharl trying to take over his life)

Barchar: (or somebody really wanted laharl to forget tuesday)

: ((It's me /s

: ((Okay back

: ((So I just checked, and it looks like I fucked uo

: ((And took the wrong meds

: ((And somehow lost an entire day?

Barchar: (holy shit)

: ((Cause i've got the same number of my ADHD meds

Barchar: (that's kind of terrifying)

: ((Probably amnesia

: ((Jesus I need to read the logs a bit

Barchar: (that by taking some fuckin'; pills you could just delete an entire fucking day)

: ((To find out what the fuck I did

: ((I'll brb I gotta check all my contacts and shit to ensure I didn't sell my dog or something

: ((I doubt it))

Barchar: (also i'mma be gone for karate soon so)

: ((In other news

: ((Tangy trying to defend the literal fucking Ex-Machina they pulled with

: (('Well seni invented the power'

Barchar: ("It happened which justifies it happening")

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: ((Fucking Tangy

: ((I dislike Tangy now

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CryingEevee OOC: ((hideo kojima turns 53 today))

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: (( What did tangy do

: ((See, I have neither the time

: ((Or the crayons

: ((To explain the logistics of Deus Ex Machinaing to Tangy

: (( I do

: (( I will make a fucking short film on that

CryingEevee OOC: ((in other news i've started my very first nuzlocke run. a nuzlocke of a randomized version of pokemon emerald.))

: ((Quick

: ((Stop

: ((Go enable Moemon

: ((And continue

: (( Moemon masterrace

CryingEevee OOC: ((i will not use moemon.))

: (( Laharl

CryingEevee OOC: ((i refuse.))

: (( I can make a whole deus ex machina short film

CryingEevee OOC: ((also laharl, you're my starter; a dratini))

: ((Damn right

: ((I am a god (Psuedo-god)

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CryingEevee OOC: ((ok so actually, i lied, this is my second nuzlocke but i lost the first one so quickly i'm not counting it [i had the randomization TOO high and lost at the first may fight))

: ((You randomized pokemon stats didnt you

: ((You never go full randomizer

CryingEevee OOC: ((no, just types and moves. and pokemon of course))

CryingEevee OOC: ((but even that's too much))

CryingEevee OOC: ((but now it's just pokes))

CryingEevee OOC: ((and items))

CryingEevee OOC: ((also my first caught pokemon is boringly ratatta))

: (( kek

: (( hi yaz

CryingEevee OOC: ((the ratatta is named after someone not from cau))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i do like emerald's ratatta sprite though. never saw it before.))

: (( http://i.imgur.com/C5bteZg.png

: (( @/r/UT

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CryingEevee OOC: ((and this route's pokemon is...))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((cloyster))

CryingEevee OOC: ((I SHOULD'VE RUN))

CryingEevee OOC: ((I WAS AN IDIOT))

CryingEevee OOC: ((THIS IS TERRIBLE))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i lost laharl due to my own incompetence...))

: ((Q_Q

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: ((Nice))

: ((Also hey yaz))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((now i have to rely on blisterboy the ratatta... i'm sorry laharl))

: (( crawling in the shower

CryingEevee OOC: ((the drain it will not drain))

: (( water in my drain

: (( showering is how i shower

CryingEevee OOC: ((i almost want to restart, losing a pokemon so early))

CryingEevee OOC: ((but i don't think i will))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((okay, caught a goldeen, nearly died there. what should i name it?))

: (( MV

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's male btw))

: ((Actually

: ((Name it Yaz

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, it's yaz... now time to grind.))

: (( grind yaz? oh my

CryingEevee OOC: ((bloo, i'm going to catch something, name it after you, and let it DIE))

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: (( i would write something offensive but i will not write that now

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh no. i just remembered in this gen poison is active on the overworld))

: (( plot twist: the pokemon you name after me ends up saving your ass

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CryingEevee OOC: ((y'know, the worst thing is, i couldn't even catch the pokemon that killed laharl. i had to run otherwise i'd prolly die))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((is it more traditional to have a grave box or to release the ded pokes? because i'm keeping a grave box.))

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: (( why the fuck is an ihascupquake video on the "Related videos" section of my shitposts

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: ((Just checked her channel))

: ((She's real fucking late to the undertale party))

: ((Wait no))

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: ((She just released one video a month))

: (( i'd say the optimal undertale let's play video duration needs to be from september 2015 - march 2016

: ((It's August 2016))

: (( even by march it's kind of ech

: ((And she is on asgore, prolly henicaide))

: Genicide*

: (( HENICAIDE

: ((Oh wow))

: ((Nevermind, first play through))

: http://prntscr.com/ca0a3u HEY REMEMBER UW FRISK

: You brought her there, eh

: ((Hey, is that UW Asriel))

: ((Nah thats Tori

: ((Fuckin hell))

: ((What is Azzy))

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: ((Is Azzy that freaky?))

: ((Yes

CryingEevee OOC: ((aw man, this route has aron. i would've much prefered aron over goldeen))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((aaand it has sharpedo))

CryingEevee OOC: ((blisterboy learned quick attack. yaaay))

: (( Time to blast Skrillex remixes and play counterstrike

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CryingEevee OOC: ((and it has swinub. huh.))

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Jesus Syphon: ((hello

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai tri. i'm doing a pokemon emerald randomizer nuzlocke.))

Jesus Syphon: ((osht

Jesus Syphon: ((now i really want to do that

CryingEevee OOC: ((and laharl was the first to die!))

Jesus Syphon: ((fuck you i'm gonna do it now

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CryingEevee OOC: ((he was a dratini and my starter))

Jesus Syphon: ((what do

CryingEevee OOC: ((do you have the randomizer?))

Jesus Syphon: ((oh, i just get the emulator and the randomizer?

CryingEevee OOC: ((the randomizer, the emulator, and a clean rom))

Jesus Syphon: ((alright

CryingEevee OOC: (([url=http://artemis251.fobby.net/downloads/emerald/]the randomizer[/url]))

: ((To spite you all

: ((I'll fucking play a Storm Silver special run

: ((I'm gonna get six random eggs from Nappy's egglocke

: ((And roll the game with them

: (( congratu-fucking-lations

: (( j-fucking-k

Avanne: ((remember what avanne mentioned last night? this is their magic little helper, their lovely assistant chantelle: http://i.imgsafe.org/e1bfb7bb0e.png

CryingEevee OOC: ((grinding is a little more bearable when you have a speedup button))

CryingEevee OOC: ((whoa, this route has butterfree as a rare poke.))

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Smol Asriel: ((I am return

Smol Asriel: ((Almost done with zero escape planning

Avanne: ((noice

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: ((You missed everyone ganging up on Tangy again

Smol Asriel: ((Aaaand I worked out how we can have individual people talking/doing things in private

: ((Cool))

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh?))

Smol Asriel: ((Because in the ze games people go off on their own and shit

Smol Asriel: ((I'll be splitting u up, here's how that's gonna work

: ((Have you given character descriptions or are you still workin in that))

Smol Asriel: ((I have them

Smol Asriel: ((At home

Smol Asriel: ((Basically for splitting up, you'll pm me what you do, and I'll relay that to whoever else is in the group

: ((Got it

Avanne: ((oh, cool

Smol Asriel: ((Pls use discord if you can so I don't need to open like 9 tabs

: (( K

Avanne: ((i cant

Smol Asriel: ((Ik

Smol Asriel: ((If u can, do so

Avanne: ((bc discord takes up space that id barely use, sry abt that

Smol Asriel: ((Ye

CryingEevee OOC: ((blisterboy can now one-shot the standard pokemon i'm finding. cool.))

Smol Asriel: is not talking to colt

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: ((Question is

: ((Are our intentions to be the only one out

: ((Or the first one out

: ((Cause I can think two of us

: ((That would want to make sure everyone else is rip

Fanta: ((You get out by using the number nine door

Fanta: ((It opens when you get 9 bp

Fanta: ((And only once

: ((Ah.

: ((So only one person gets out

Avanne: ((are we doing some dangan ronpa bullshit in murdering everyone else or no

Fanta: ((All those who do not exit the number nine door, with 9 bp, will be either stuck or penalized, haven't decided yet

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok. going to fight a trainer now. i am so nervous.))

CryingEevee OOC: ((>haunter))

Fanta: ((Mv, read the rules I added to the chat

CryingEevee OOC: ((good thing taz has peck which is flying))

Avanne: ((ok

CryingEevee OOC: ((*yaz))

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Jasper: (hey slarv, can you link me there?

CryingEevee OOC: (("i'll take you out with my bug pokemon!" *sends out staryu*))

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Jesus Syphon: ((staryu is bug confirmed

Avanne: (( http://msparp.com/zeroescape

CryingEevee OOC: ((>pet poacher))

Avanne: ((unless thats wrong

CryingEevee OOC: ((i forgot i randomized the trainer titles))

Fanta: ((https://msparp.com/zeroescape

Jesus Syphon: ((aw dammit i've failed

Jesus Syphon: ((the randomizer did not do the thing because i did not do a thing

CryingEevee OOC: ((>fighting level 4 pokemon. my pokemon are level 11. i think i grinded a biiit too much))

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh well, better safe than sorry))

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: (( "I feel like an adult surrounded by toddlers"

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Avanne: ((yo

Jesus Syphon: ((okay, what settings should i put

Jesus Syphon: ((in the randomizer

CryingEevee OOC: ((i randomized pokes, trainer pokes, and items))

Fanta: ((Ya got the rules mv?

CryingEevee OOC: ((that's all you need really))

CryingEevee OOC: ((anything else sucks for a nuzlocke))

Jesus Syphon: ((alright

CryingEevee OOC: ((i found that out the hard way...))

Avanne: ((i do

: ((Pssst

: ((Want a tip CE

: ((Try to find a pokemon with Thief

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: ((Because wild pokemon items are randomized too, and its a good way to farm TMs and shit

CryingEevee OOC: ((hope i find one then!))

CryingEevee OOC: ((let's see what wally catches! and then he probably won't use it and have a completely different party everytime i fight him. but that's just the way this goes.))

CryingEevee OOC: ((>sunkern))

Jesus Syphon: ((wow

: ((CE, IIRC you have Skype

CryingEevee OOC: ((ye i have skype))

: ((We can sync two randomizer runs together and 'trade'

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: ((Y'know

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: ((And by that I mean just hand me the two save files, and i'll swap them by 'trading' in-game using a sync program

: (( I really do need a voice changer for Discord

: ((And then pass your file back to you but with my mon on it

: ((money*

: ((CE: Holy shit this is my money thank you Laharl: Oh shit that's my bank account?---

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CryingEevee OOC: ((hmm. seems cool.))

CryingEevee OOC: ((although what do you mean by "sync two randomizer runs"?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i understand that means doing them at the same time, but sync?))

: ((Basically, I put the two games side-by-side

: ((And effectively 'sync' them by forming a LAN connection

: ((And trading mons

CryingEevee OOC: ((ah))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((anyway, yeah. seems cool. and i should already have you added on skype))

Jesus Syphon: ((aw dammit i failed again

CryingEevee OOC: ((first poke of this route is stantler))

: ((Alright, i'll randomize me a game

: ((And enable Moemon

CryingEevee OOC: ((it refused to be caught... i ran out of pokeballs... AND IT WAS IN RED HEALTH))

Jasper: wanders in.

CryingEevee OOC: ((i guess it'll just be yaz and blis for a while))

Jesus Syphon: ((uh, ce what do

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CryingEevee OOC: ((what do with what?))

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Jesus Syphon: ((don't know how randomizer works and readme is not being helpful

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, you click open rom and open your rom))

CryingEevee OOC: ((enable all options you want))

Jesus Syphon: ((...oh nevermind

CryingEevee OOC: ((and then save rom))

Jesus Syphon: ((i think i did it right but i didn't know where the file went after that

Jesus Syphon: ((i just found it tho

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh))

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, so a common trainer pokemon was replaced by duskull. so i'm seeing alot of duskulls used by trainers.))

Jesus Syphon: ((woah, even the pokemon at the beginning is changed?

CryingEevee OOC: ((ye))

Jesus Syphon: ((...also it's a black mareep, is that shiny

CryingEevee OOC: ((what options did you enable related to color?))

Jesus Syphon: ((oh, i dunno but that's probably it

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CryingEevee OOC: ((and wurmple is replaced with staryu))

CryingEevee OOC: ((ayyy, blisterboy learned hyper fang))

Avanne: walks in, excited about something. They've got this big ol grin on their face.

Jasper: looks up. "Oh, hey!"

Jesus Syphon: ((just to clarify, nuzlocke means when a pokemon dies they really die, and also you can only get the first pokemon you see in a route, right?

Avanne: Hello!

Avanne: ((yes

CryingEevee OOC: ((ye))

Jesus Syphon: ((alright ty

Jesus Syphon: ((grimer, meditite, breloom

CryingEevee OOC: ((i recommend duplicates clause which means if the first poke you encounter is one you already caught you can go find another. although in randomizer that shouldn't be much of a problem))

Jesus Syphon: ((huh, obviously not fucking breloom /s

Jesus Syphon: ((...fuck.

Jasper: ((i'm watching someone play lsd

Jesus Syphon: ((the zigzagoon is a magmar.

CryingEevee OOC: ((mine was latias))

Avanne: removes their hat. "Would you like to see my lovely assistant be pulled from a hat?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((so, i forgot to buy pokeballs. but it doesn't matter because this first poke is a sunkern))

Jesus Syphon: ((i already lost the nuzlocke

Jesus Syphon: ((welp.

Avanne: ((gg

Jasper: "Alright, sure."

CryingEevee OOC: ((rip))

Jesus Syphon: ((well, attempt #4

Avanne: reaches in, far more than they should be able to. They pull out...

CryingEevee OOC: ((>pool cleaner grunt))

[L]: [color=red]<...>[/color]

Chantelle: -A little 3" BJD automaton, that looks like http://i.imgsafe.org/e1bfb7bb0e.png and has a sweet smile.- Hello! I am Chantelle, it's nice to meet you! -She gives a curtsy.-

Jasper: "Oh! You made your own little... drone?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, so a lot of trainer pokes are now ghost types))

Jasper: ((it means everyone's secretly dead

Avanne: No, no, she's my darling assistant.

: ((Because everybody is using dead Pokémon

Jasper: ((*lavender town music plays*

: ((And are trying to steal your soul

: ((And your life energy

: (([s]and Buried Alive[/s]

Jasper: (("i was assaulted by a fucking soda can, and i couldn't find the parking lot" - vinny playing lsd

Jesus Syphon: ((FUCK'S SAKE

Jesus Syphon: ((ATTEMPT #5

Jesus Syphon: ((BECAUSE I PRESSED ESC

Jasper: nods. "So she's a helper robot."

Avanne: flips their hat back on. Chantelle climbs up their arm, sitting on their shoulder and holding the collar close.

Avanne: Pretty much, but more... wood and magic.

: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5uFNpOL5JsI/maxresdefault.jpg

CryingEevee OOC: ((so bug catchers are pet poachers and team aqua grunts are pool cleaner grunts))

Chantelle: That's absolutely right. Now, who are you, miss?

Jasper: "Well, I'm Jasper."

Chantelle: It's wonderful to meet you.

Jasper: "It's nice to meet you too."

Chantelle: -She smiles.-

Avanne:

CryingEevee OOC: ((>walked into tall grass without pokeballs again. only has the great ball given by an npc. first poke is a machamp))

CryingEevee OOC: ((>ACCIDENTLY ONE SHOT IT))

Jesus Syphon: ((okay, meditite

CryingEevee OOC: ((>BECAUSE I FORGOT FLYING WAS SUPER EFFECTIVE AGAINST FIGHTING))

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Chantelle:

: http://prntscr.com/ca0z0s

Avanne: moves to the couch, sitting down. Chantelle slides down their chest, and lands in a pocket.

CryingEevee OOC: ((laharl, why do you use moemon?))

Avanne: ...Hello.

Chantelle: Hello!

: (( Going to port Moemon to x/y eventually

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: ((I'll tell you in like

: ((5 mins when I pick my starter based on how cute they are

Avanne: <...I shouldn't have made you this cute.>

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Chantelle:

H: H randomly just decides to take control. Or half of it.

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H: <"whoops">

Avanne:

Avanne: The body transforms into an... amalgam of H and Avanne.

H: "Uh."

Jasper: jumps back, raising an eyebrow.

Chantelle: -She looks up at the half unfamiliar face.- ...Avanne?

H: "Heyyy..."

Avanne: Oh god, H....

: ((Clefairy, sealeo, shuppet

: ((Yeaaah thanks! I'll take Shuppet fam

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh d00d meganium))

Chantelle: What's going on?

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Jesus Syphon: ((internet went out

Jasper: "Wh... what's going on? Are you losing control of your form?"

Jesus Syphon: ((so, i picked meditite...and lost again, because the only move i could attack with was fucking bide

Jesus Syphon: ((so am now using grimer

: >Shuppet has tm50 Overheat

Jesus Syphon: ((aka the worst

CryingEevee OOC: ((you can always re-randomize, tri))

Jesus Syphon: ((eh

Avanne: takes their hat off, putting it by Chantelle. The small automaton jumps in, Avvane puts the hat back on.

CryingEevee OOC: ((anyway, i now have a meganium))

Jesus Syphon: ((the grimer seems okay

Avanne: Pretty much.

Avanne: There are... a lot of people in this body.

CryingEevee OOC: ((any name suggestions. it's male btw.))

: (( What would Wooper look like in moemon

Jesus Syphon: ((what's moemon

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: ((>ATK boosting nature shuppet

Jesus Syphon: ((okay, naming grimer MV

Avanne: I happen to be one of seven.

Avanne: ((ok

Jesus Syphon: ((if you don't mind

: ((>Generation where ghost is physical

Avanne: ((as long as you dont teach me self destruct or explosion

Jesus Syphon: ((okay

Jasper: "Uh... huh. So it's a fusion."

Avanne: ...Yeah...

: ((>Accidently close rom

: ((Fuck this game

Avanne: H kind of. Took the wheel.

Jasper: ((WOW

H: "Do you like spraypaint?"

Jesus Syphon: ((wow

CryingEevee OOC: ((moemon is pokemon gen 3, where the pokemon sprites are replaced with sprites of little girls cosplaying as the poke they replace))

Jasper: "Not in particular?"

Jesus Syphon: ((ohhhh yeahhhh

H: ":("

Avanne: Just... ignore her.

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't see the appeal))

: (( it's a meme waiting to be a true meme

: (( Harambe is the top-tier meme that outmemes all memes

CryingEevee OOC: ((anyway, no suggestions for meganium's name?))

Chantelle:

Avanne: ((weed

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: ((Who wants to be a sealeo

Jesus Syphon: ((ARE YOU FUCKING MY ASS

Avanne:

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CryingEevee OOC: ((tri, careful with words like those))

Jesus Syphon: ((AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jesus Syphon: ((LOST

Jesus Syphon: ((IT

Jesus Syphon: ((AGAIN

Jasper: "I mean, I don't have strong feelings on spraypaint..."

Jasper: ((just rerandomize my dude

CryingEevee OOC: ((you can always re-randomize))

Jesus Syphon: ((i will

Jesus Syphon: ((fucking

: ((My clefairy starter is now Tri

: ((because it started with Tri Attack

Jesus Syphon: ((if i pick grimer, which is the only one i can survive with

Jesus Syphon: ((then may gets FUCKING BRELOON

Jesus Syphon: ((BRELOOM

Chantelle:

CryingEevee OOC: ((meganium will be "snooposaur"))

Avanne: .....

: http://prntscr.com/ca12qy Tri rk

Jesus Syphon: ((wow.

Jesus Syphon: ((that fits

Jesus Syphon: ((the scenario

Avanne: Look, I'm giving control to H, Chantelle is shaken about this.

Jasper: "That's fine, you... you do what you need."

Avanne: relinquishes control, no more gothiness or doll parts.

H: "..Hey."

Jasper: just kind of... waves.

CryingEevee OOC: ((y'know, i can't believe i am legit using a ratatta))

Avanne: ((top percent

Jesus Syphon: ((named it "less bullshit emerald randomized"

H: She just sort of...drops control.

: ((Dude rattatas are badass

Jesus Syphon: ((hope it works

: (( I gtg

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Jesus Syphon: ((bye bloo

: ((High ATK hyper fangs

Avanne: ((cya

Avanne: There's nobody in control.

Jesus Syphon: ((okay...attempt #6? #7?

Jesus Syphon: ((#6 i think

CryingEevee OOC: ((actually, the story of why my ratatta is name blisterboy is because my friend blisterboy had a ratatta icon for the longest time))

: In the event of nobody in control

: The body undergoes a maximum paradox, reverting tot he original owner.

[L]: [color=red]"..."[/color]

Jasper: "Are you alright? You don't seem alright."

[L]: [color=red]BLAXITH has become everyone's favorite loli wolf girl.[/color]

[L]: [color=red]"I am fine, simply waiting for control to be reassumed."[/color]

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Jesus Syphon: ((slakoth, mr mime, swablu

Jesus Syphon: ((swablu

Avanne:

Jesus Syphon: ((...this is a metronome battle

CryingEevee OOC: ((GG))

Jesus Syphon: ((i have metronome and the gorebyss is using metronome

CryingEevee OOC: ((do you have metronome hyperdrive on?))

Jesus Syphon: ((possibly, i just picked "random" and added a few things

Jesus Syphon: ((i didn't add it but if that's a thing on random then it's a thing on this

Avanne:

CryingEevee OOC: ((if everything has metronome that's why))

Jesus Syphon: ((oh, okay

Chantelle:

Jesus Syphon: ((hooray i'm a winner

Avanne:

: ((Since i'm not doing a Nuzlocke, anyone care if I throw in a fun little game for you two?

Jesus Syphon: ((good names for swablu?

Jesus Syphon: ((sure

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok?))

: ((After every gym, pass your saves to me, and i'll swap two of your pokemon in your winning party

Avanne: takes control. Chantelle pops from out of the hat and slides down their hair, back into a pocket.

CryingEevee OOC: ((...hmm))

Avanne: Alright, we're back.

Jesus Syphon: ((?

Avanne: Sorry, Jasper.

: ((I'll decide which ones are traded, but i'll be fair

: ((I promise not to trade your starters, or team aces

CryingEevee OOC: ((so you switch two of tri and i's pokemon each time we beat a gym?))

Jäger Leyline: (bread

: ((Indeed

CryingEevee OOC: ((also, then we have to wait for the other after each gym. but that's fine))

Jesus Syphon: ((interesting

Jesus Syphon: ((and sure

Jasper: taps her chin. "Looks like you're not really in sync."

Avanne: ...No.

Jesus Syphon: ((can i name swablu smol?

CryingEevee OOC: ((although my team is only 3 pokes right now, sooo...))

Avanne: ((sure

Jesus Syphon: ((alright

Avanne: ((dont trade smol

CryingEevee OOC: ((and they're all important))

: ((In the veent of that

Jesus Syphon: ((it's a starter, so he can't

: ((1 pokemon trades will happen

Avanne: ((o ok

CryingEevee OOC: ((my starter is dead... sorry laharl))

Jesus Syphon: ((rip

CryingEevee OOC: ((but that means all is fair game for trades))

Avanne: ((magnifique

CryingEevee OOC: ((also, laharl died FAST))

Avanne: Are we... supposed to be in sync?

CryingEevee OOC: ((which was bad))

Jesus Syphon: ((what happens to the routes before we get pokeballs?

Avanne: All seven of us can't go all at once.

Jesus Syphon: ((can we not get pokemans from them?

: ((You can go back to get another

Jesus Syphon: ((o cool

: ((Also, most Nuzlockes have what we call the Rat clause or the Pidgey clause

CryingEevee OOC: ((you can go back and cathc them if you can't get pokeballs yet))

: ((NTS

: ((Which, lets you avoid your first catch if it's something bland in a randomizer that you would normally find on that route

Jesus Syphon: ((uh, what does doom desire do

: ((never trade smol

: ((Also! If none of your pokemon can be traded

: ((I will simply trade my pokemon to you.

: ((Doom Desire leads you to hell

Avanne: ((thats pretty much future sight

Jesus Syphon: ((oh shit

CryingEevee OOC: ((although if you happen to run out of balls or simply don't have any, well, thne i think you have to skip out on the pokemon))

Jesus Syphon: ((i have to---oh alright

Jasper: sighs, rubbing her forehead. "In a fusion, mutual understanding is important. You can't all be rushing to take control at once."

Avanne: Huh.

Jesus Syphon: ((killed slaking before it happened, i am okay

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Ice! [].

: ((So Tri

: ((What if I told you that Tri the clefairy

: ((By the way Slarv

Jesus Syphon: ((...yeah, i think everything has metronome

: ((Had tm outrage

: Where'd azalea keep those super dank statues her waifu made

Jesus Syphon: ((kek

: ((Will you PM me about Zero motherfucking Escape today

Jesus Syphon: ((that's fucking amazing

CryingEevee OOC: ((hmm... hey laharl, think tri should re-randomize without metronome overdrive?))

Avanne: I mean, there's seven of us, so we're... understanding enough to usually not take control from another, but we can hand off control.

: ((Maybe

: ((Unless CE wants metronome mons

Jesus Syphon: ((oh

: Gtg

: ((Also! I will be doing an 'equivalent exchange' system

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Avanne: ((cya

Jesus Syphon: ((well, i could just forget metronome

CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, i don't have metronome mons so...))

Jesus Syphon: ((bye slarv

: ((If you truly wish, you can put your pokemon in a seperate PC box labelled the Laharl Box

: ((I will trade those instead of your party, but keep in mind

: ((Laharl: I will get to fuck every one of your Pokémon and you will not complain about it.))

Jasper: "Seven, huh? I've only ever seen two in a long-term fusion."

: ((I will be making SURE if you put in shit you get shit in return

CryingEevee OOC: ((well, we also only get a grand total of 8 trades don't we?))

: ((So if Tri puts in a Magikarp

Avanne: Oh, huh.

Jesus Syphon: ((16 at most

Avanne: This... happened before?

: ((I can allow extra trades for certain major events

: ((Laharl will give Tri a Gyarados /s

: ((like beating admins and rival fights

Jasper: "... In my timeline, anyway."

Avanne: Oh.

: ((I beat Laharl in really bad sentence

Jesus Syphon: ((>"You beat May on your first try."

Avanne: Huh.

Jesus Syphon: ((no.

Jesus Syphon: ((i didn't.

: ((Titentic))

CryingEevee OOC: ((tritenic))

: (( 1 Inb4 killing him Leblanc liustncauisenuinntincimennacnnjate

: ((No joke

: ((No joke that is real))

: ((How did Leblanc get in there

: ((I got water on my my phone cause my finger was wet

: [sub]heh[/sub]

: ((And it did that

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, blisterboy ALMOST died))

CryingEevee OOC: ((but luckily didn't))

: ((Your finger must of been inserted into many holes for that to happen

Jesus Syphon: ((>Wild Electrode used Toxic!

Jesus Syphon: ((don't fucking do this to me

: ((Sooo, hmm.

: ((Should I catch this Pichu

CryingEevee OOC: ((i should try to catch the next pokemon i can, then wait for tri to catch up))

CryingEevee OOC: ((or grind during waiting))

: ((keep in mind

: ((Overgrinded pokemon may not listen

Jesus Syphon: ((...

Jäger Leyline: (bread

Jesus Syphon: ((if this pokeball does not catch electrode

Jesus Syphon: ((i am dead.

Jesus Syphon: ((again.

: ((Since you're both doing nuzlockes, i'm also allowing you to...

CryingEevee OOC: ((really? i thought that only happened for traded, unless you mean in that case))

: ((Yaz

: ((Trade dead pokemon for the other's dead pokemon

Jäger Leyline: ((bread

Avanne: Hm... so is fusion a common thing?

: Yazan

: ((Both pokemon in this case are revived

Jesus Syphon: ((.....................................

CryingEevee OOC: ((ooh))

Yazan: Bread

CryingEevee OOC: ((and tri, you lost?))

: ((Yazan

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Yazan [Yazan].

CryingEevee OOC: ((i assume?))

Jesus Syphon: ((fuck everything

Jasper: "Well, between gems of the same kind, especially smaller ones."

Yazan: Inept Bread

Jesus Syphon: ((attempt

: ((...Yazan

Jesus Syphon: ((number

Avanne: ...Huh.

Jesus Syphon: ((fucking

Jesus Syphon: ((8

Yazan: Socially Inept Bread

CryingEevee OOC: ((tri. you should re-randomize without metronome))

Jesus Syphon: ((am doing so

: ((Am home and can give battle.net shit now

Yazan: ((mmkay

CryingEevee OOC: ((huh. this hiker ACTUALLY has a rock type))

Chantelle: Oh, there is more than one of you?

: ((Dreemurr #11793

CryingEevee OOC: ((>brock clone))

: ((Still not sure how I got that name

Jasper: "There [i]was[/i]."

Chantelle: Oh.... I apologize, madame.

Avanne: That's... rough.

CryingEevee OOC: ((...my pokes are too strong))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i missed ANOTHER poke))

Jasper: "... I... it's fine."

Jesus Syphon: ((rip

: http://prntscr.com/ca1aow

: Wally i've been finding fucking pidgeys and zigs

: Why do you get the banette and flareon

Jasper: doesn't think it's fine but she's just gonna bury herself underneath self-loathing.

Chantelle: ....................I will not say that again, I am sorry.

Jesus Syphon: ((attempt #8...

CryingEevee OOC: ((snooposaur is level EIGHTEEN))

Jesus Syphon: ((wasting 3 minutes of my life because i have to repeat the intro sucks

CryingEevee OOC: ((if you're using VBA hold space))

Jasper: nods, burying her fingers into her hair.

Jesus Syphon: ((oh, space is a on this one

Jesus Syphon: ((i can set speed to 2x but it's still not that fast

: ((I assume you're at work YAZ

: Yaz*

Chantelle: -She hoists herself from the pocket, dropping into Avanne's hand. "...Avanne, please, lift me."

CryingEevee OOC: ((welp, i'm standing in front of the first gym leader... should i wait?))

Avanne: nods, holding her up.

Yazan: ((about to head to work

Chantelle: Madame Jasper, can you come closer, please?

Jesus Syphon: ((tangela, typhlosion, raichu

Jasper: looks over, looking miserable.

Jesus Syphon: ((kek

Jasper: -Alas, she moves closer.-

Yazan: ((you sure thats right bread?

: ((Fuck

Chantelle: -She hugs Jasper's gem once it's in reach.-

Jesus Syphon: ((oh good he has truant, amazing

Jasper: "O-oh! You're hugging me."

Chantelle: Yes. Something must have happened and I apologize for reminding you of it.

CryingEevee OOC: ((tri, what are you randomizing? i;m only randomizing pokes, trainer pokes, and items))

Jesus Syphon: ((pokemon, abilities, trainer pokemon, items, moves

Jesus Syphon: ((we're not doing abilities/moves?

: ((I've got same-type preferred moves

CryingEevee OOC: ((hmm... yeah that'll make it harder for you and weirder for me))

Jesus Syphon: ((fuckin

Jasper: "... It's okay. I'll be okay, I just need to be strong."

CryingEevee OOC: ((that's prolly most of your difficulty tri))

CryingEevee OOC: ((honestly))

Jesus Syphon: ((oh, i don't mind then

Jesus Syphon: ((...well evidently i do but

Jesus Syphon: ((i believe in myself

Chantelle: You still deserve an apology for my mistake.

Jesus Syphon: ((so TIL you can't use charge-up moves with truant

Jesus Syphon: ((rip razor wind

: ((i found the earliest vore: http://i.imgur.com/OSQclQl.jpg

Jesus Syphon: ((cross chop is only damaging move, if i see a ghost i'm fucked

Jasper: seems to be crying a little.

Yazan: ((I'm Fintevious #1407

Yazan: ((look for it

CryingEevee OOC: ((if you lose again, you should change your random setting to not change pokemon types, abilities, or moves))

Avanne: takes their free arm and wraps it around Jasper as best they can.

CryingEevee OOC: ((that'll make it WAYYY easier))

Jesus Syphon: ((it's not types

Jesus Syphon: ((other two though, yes

CryingEevee OOC: ((well, whatever))

Jasper: "I... I'm fine, you don't need to help me!"

CryingEevee OOC: ((my point still stands. because right now you can have a enemy poke with a very strong move while you have nothing))

: ((Okay

Avanne: and Chantelle bolt back away at that. Chantelle goes as far as to hide in Avamne's sleeve.

Jesus Syphon: ((alright

Avanne: *both

: ((Sent the request

Chantelle: ......I'm sorry, I... I was just trying to be kind.

Jasper: holds her hands up. "I..."

Jasper: "I think I need to go."

Avanne: ...Alright... I'm sorry.

Jesus Syphon: ((me and flamewarp gon do this

Jasper: suddenly leaves.

CryingEevee OOC: ((brb))

Avanne: frowns.

: Jasper [Jasper] is now Fellby [Fellby].

Jesus Syphon: ((>first pokemon is lickitung

Jesus Syphon: ((>can only cross chop, will one-hit

Yazan: ((there got it

Jesus Syphon: ((ffs

: ((K))

Chantelle: ...Oh, I really screwed that up...

: ((I CAUGHT A FUCKIN BELDUM

Jesus Syphon: ((sweet

: ((Accept that shit

Avanne: .....It's alright to screw up sometimes, as long as you do your best to fix it. But that doesn't lways work.

: ((Hey MV

: ((Do you like being a Metagross

Avanne: ((sure why not

Jesus Syphon: ((>second pokemon is an aron

Jesus Syphon: ((>...will still one hit

: ((>Adamant Nature

Yazan: ((always have to be so aggressive bread

Yazan: ((like with Loni

Jesus Syphon: ((>THIRD POKEMON IS A SEEL

Jesus Syphon: ((STOP SHOWING ME FUCKING POKEMON THAT DIE TO FIGHTING

Jesus Syphon: ((YOU BITCH

: http://prntscr.com/ca1g21 I'm not shitting you here

Chantelle: ...Oh.

Yazan: ((jk, i got to head to work, but we can try online play when you wake up tmw okay?

: ((I'll try))

: ((Can't really play in the mornings tho))

Jesus Syphon: ((>miss all cross chops

Fellby: wanders in.

: ((Unless I were to wake up earlier, which isn't impossible))

: Yazan's connection timed out.

Avanne: ...Ah... hello.

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.

Avanne: Oh yeah, both Avanne and Chantelle have French accents, btw.

CryingEevee OOC: ((well, i guess i'll fight the gym leader then wait for tri to do the same))

Jesus Syphon: ((sry ce

Yazan: ((if you want, I get home around 630 pm, 530 am your time

: ((MV the Liquid Ooze Adamant Beldum with Flame Wheel

: ((Is currently ripping apart all their foes

Jesus Syphon: ((absolutely every fucking wild pokemon i have seen is weak to fighting

Jesus Syphon: ((5 wild pokemon

: ((Wait

Fellby: "Hey there. It was raining back home and I kind of hate the rain, so..."

Chantelle: .... -She climbs up the sleeve, and quietly goes back to one of Avanne's pockets.

: ((I think I enabled randomized evolutions

: ((And same-typing

: ((So theres a decent chance MV could evolve into Jirachi

Avanne: ((...oh nice

CryingEevee OOC: ((wow. i'm sweeped that gym with snoopasaur... which means snoopasaur is now level 20... it was a bad idea to catch a starter. because now, that's probs what i'll use.))

Fellby: ((holy shit

Avanne: I don't think we've met.

Fellby: "Oh."

Fellby: just hands Avanne his business card.

: Frisky "Fuck you drowning" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Avanne: takes it, avoiding his hand as much as they can.

: ((The question is

: ((How is MV using cross chop

: ((And landing all of them

Avanne: ...Well the name isn't inaccurate.

Avanne: ((LEGS

: ((ANd all of them landing crits

Jesus Syphon: ((HELP ME LAND CROSS CHOPS

Jesus Syphon: ((i'm actually landing a lot of crits

Jesus Syphon: ((WHEN I LAND

Jesus Syphon: ((if i see another trainer, i literally cannot win

Avanne: pockets the card. "I am Avanne. I'd shake hands but, well.

CryingEevee OOC: ((i forgot, traded pokemon gain 1.5 times exp))

Jesus Syphon: ((because i'm out of cross chop pp

Fellby: "Oh, don't worry, it doesn't hurt. Unless you want it to."

Fellby: winks.

Avanne: I'm kind of made of wood.

Jesus Syphon: ((thank god for this pokecenter

: ((MV is getting all of my TMs

: ((Fucking bullet seed Beldum, why not

Fellby: "Oooh."

Avanne: ((lol

Avanne: Yeah...

: Yazan's connection timed out.

Jesus Syphon: ((>wally finds a slowpoke

Jesus Syphon: ((kek