Coco: ((Over 9
Coco: ((9 or more
Jasper: ((okay
Coco: ((I thought it was exactly 9 because of the dumb shit with the first game and digital roots
: ((That seems fun))
Barchar: (so like)
Barchar: (extended prisoner's dilemna)
Alyss Little: ((I'm guessing if you hit 0 points you die
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Coco: ((That's the concept
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Jesus Syphon: ((yes, he said
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Coco: ((I said u die if you get 0
Jesus Syphon: (("And you die if you get 0 points"
Alyss Little: ((Alright
Jesus Syphon: ((anyway flame, i'm ready
Coco: ((Sound fun?
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Jesus Syphon: ((the ID is topkek and the password is topkek
Alyss Little: ((Guessing we gotta PM Slar to say if we're allying or betraying?
: ((We'll start PMD soon
CryingEevee OOC: ((obviously it LOOKS like betray is the best option, but if everyone allies you all can win))
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Jasper: ((once you guys start pmd i'll probably start doing brainstorming
: ((After Tri and Flame do shit we'll start
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Jesus Syphon: ((o
: ((Perfect time Bloo
Jesus Syphon: ((flame if you'd rather do pmd i wouldn't mind
Coco: ((Remember that whatever you're thinking in the ambidex room, your opponent is thinking the same thing, or are they?
Coco: ((It's a super fun game
Barchar: (wait ready for what?)
Barchar: (hah?)
Jesus Syphon: ((yee
Barchar: (oh cool)
Barchar: (I can do both myself)
Coco: ((I'll link it, yall claim numbers 1-9
Coco: ((Don't say anything in the chat
Jesus Syphon: ((okay
Coco: ((Or do whatever, just hide
Coco: ((
Jesus Syphon: (([spoiler]well you can do this[/spoiler]
: ((So we make Alts?))
Jesus Syphon: ((and then only slarv can see it
Jesus Syphon: ((nah, don't
Jesus Syphon: ((wait yes, do
Jesus Syphon: ((wait idk
Coco: ((No I mean
Coco: ((Set your character
Coco: ((To One, Two
Coco: ((Like I set mine to Zero
Jesus Syphon: ((okay
Barchar: (uh)
Barchar: ('topkek' isn't connecting me to anything)
Jesus Syphon: ((fuck
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Barchar: (It's server IP)
Barchar: (not ID)
Barchar: (the server IP is your computer's IP)
Jesus Syphon: ((o
Jesus Syphon: ((...uh, where do i find that
Jesus Syphon: ((i'm an idiot and don't know this shit
Avanne: just leaves
CryingEevee OOC: ((the ip is your hamachi ip))
CryingEevee OOC: ((open hamachi))
Barchar: (just google 'what's my ip')
CryingEevee OOC: ((and look at your name next to the power button for hamachi))
Barchar: (you'll find something)
CryingEevee OOC: ((right click))
CryingEevee OOC: ((copy ipv4))
Jesus Syphon: ((okay, done
Jesus Syphon: ((
Barchar: (alright what am i actually doing here now that this is all done)
Barchar: (k)
Alyss Little: "..." Time sure has passed.
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Barchar: (still telling me i can't connect to the fucking server)
Jasper: -Indeed0
Jesus Syphon: ((fuckin
Jesus Syphon: ((did you put the password
Coco: ((Everyone who wants in is in?
Barchar: (didn't get that far)
Jesus Syphon: ((okay, i don't know how to do this apparently
Alyss Little: I looked across the large bar, where the floors now seem to extend off into the horizon and the ceiling is an endless sky...and I shudder, because this is all so unusual. I should probably go home to Mum, but I don't think I can walk back to the door for now.
Jesus Syphon: ((and there's two other things that i want to participate in
Barchar: (Oky i know this is going to sound insulting but with how much of a shitshow it's been i wanna just make sure, you did click 'create server' right
Barchar: (everything else has gone wrong in the past 30 minutes or so so i just wanna make sure)
Jesus Syphon: ((uhm
Jesus Syphon: ((is create a new network the same
Barchar: (nooo, it's a button within HaH)
Jesus Syphon: ((oh fuck me
Jesus Syphon: ((okay, now i did
Barchar: (okay)
Barchar: (oikay fuck it it's still not working)
Barchar: (we'll figure this shit out later)
Jesus Syphon: ((dammit
Jesus Syphon: ((o well
Barchar: (but right now Flame Warp is fucking pissed)
Coco: ((We got 1 more slot
: Avanne [Avanne] is now Vaati [Vaati].
Barchar: (you said you had one more slot you liar)
Coco: ((We have 8
Jesus Syphon: 8
Alyss Little: 8 is open you liar.
Coco: ((8 is available
Coco: ((You shit
Alyss Little: "..."
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Vaati: warps in, in a purple and magenta striped long sleeved top, black jeans, magenta boots, magenta eyeshadow, and purpke lipstick.
Barchar: "Hello."
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Jasper: "Hey there."
Vaati: Hello.
Steve the Bear: -enters with 3 cubs-
Vaati: ...
Jasper: points. "Bear."
Alyss Little: "...?" I look at the...strangely sized man. Why are his arms so very long? I wonder, I will not grab his very very long arms, his [i]longlonglong[/i] arms.
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Steve the Bear [Steve the Bear].
GLaDOS: oops
GLaDOS: that was her
Barchar: she's still in tk-421
Barchar: "Fuck yeah, steve." she mutters
: Now I have to wait for Zero Escape to finish being introduced
: After that
Vaati: Hello, child.
Steve the Bear: -4 bears
: We'll do PMD
: Albeit a fucking late one
Jäger Leyline: what?
Vaati: Who may you be?
Steve the Bear: grunts
Alyss Little: "Alyss, Alyss Little." I say, reaching out to shake his long arm. Which roll across the floor like long sheets of taffy that Mum occasionally sneaks me through the slot in my door.
Alyss Little: (('wtf is shaking my hand and how'
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Vaati: ...
Barchar: "Don't worry about it."
: Want to start PMD now
Vaati: walks up to her, shaking her hand, so very careful of course to not impale her.
Jesus Syphon: Yes
Barchar: yes
Alyss Little: Well that's odd, he just...moves his long shoulder to me. Oh well, if he wants me to shake his shoulder I will, is that custom?
CryingEevee OOC: ((sure))
Jasper: ((righto, time to start brainstorming
Vaati: ...Er. You... are touching my shoulder?
Vaati: Why?
Alyss Little: "Yes?" I don't understand, his arm is trailing down the couch next to me. "Because you moves your arm, sir."
Vaati: ...I moved so I could reach you.
Alyss Little: "But I could reach you just fine." I say, is he mad?
Vaati: ...How strange.
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Vaati: Oh, I had forgotten. I am Vaati.
Vaati: It is a pleasure, though strange.
Vaati: just...bbows.
Vaati: 's ears just. Twitch.
Jasper: is watching the two.
GLaDOS: as is she
Alyss Little: "It's nice to meet you, Mister Vaati." I say, retracting my arm. The bar is slowly closing up infront of me, no longer the long vast wooden plain of tables and chairs and giant men of fire it was before.
Jason Scott: -As is he.-
Vaati: As is it to meet you, miss Alyss.
Alyss Little: "Miss Little, if you prefer last names."
Alyss Little: "The doctors gave me a name after a book character, cause they said it was fitting."
GLaDOS: [sub]"Does this make you less bored, Jason?"[/sub]
Steve the Bear: lays on the couch with her 3 cubs
Jason Scott: "A little."
Vaati: ...Oh, a book?! -Cue the flittery ears.-
Steve the Bear: (is jasdos a thing yet?
Barchar: (First of all it's GLaDOScott)
Barchar: (second of all, it's kinda dead set on the course but it's not going to be a smooth one from what i'm seeing)
Barchar: (I mean i know it won't be smooth cause i'm making the bumps, but i meant the being dead set on course part)
Vaati: May I inquire which book?
GLaDOS: "Alice in wonderland."
Vaati: is a bibliophile
GLaDOS: how he can't read english
Vaati: Surprisingly there are some Hylian books
Vaati: Oh, I... assume... that is... not in Hylian.
Jasper: -Books come in different languages.-
GLaDOS: well fair enough with hylian but still
GLaDOS: "Well."
GLaDOS: "Technically there's a dimension for everything."
Vaati: Still...
Alyss Little: "..."
Jason Scott: "..."
Vaati: ......Well. It cannot be helped.
Vaati: I apologize for... this.
Vaati: .......I am going to leave before I do any other stupid things.
Alyss Little: I go quiet, mainly because Mister Vaati is now the size of my entire hospital.
Jasper: "See you, then."
Vaati: turns bluish, warping away. "...Sorry."
Alyss Little: (( Found this
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Alyss Little: "...He was very big." I say.
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GLaDOS: "Yes."
Jasper: "Really now? He's smaller than I am."
GLaDOS: as i recall vaati is fuckin tol
Jasper: is also fucking tol
Alyss Little: ((Alyss temporarily saw him as the size of several buildings
Alyss Little: ((Alyssvision Goggles
Alyss Little: ((Makes you vomit from size nausea
GLaDOS: just because she was seeing a skewed tol doesn't mean that he isn't still tol. So GLaDOS agrrees that yeha he's big
Alyss Little: "...I wonder how Hat is doing..." I say, idly remarking on my friend. Last I saw he was conspiring some form of cutting device to get out of the building.
Alyss Little: It wouldn't work, why would you want to leave anyways?
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GLaDOS: "I'm sure whoever he is is juuust fine."
Barchar: YEAH
Barchar: oops wrong window
Jasper: ((okay, so. places in gaston.
Jasper: ((I'm thinking there's a downtown area, with little shops
Jasper: ((of note is a teahouse that i totally didn't base off of one i like irl
Muffet: we know thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeahas to be a school
Jasper: ((yeah
Muffet: keyboard stop
Jasper: ((flame's keyboard is turning him into a shitposter
Barchar: (reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)
Barchar: (wait i've always been a shitposter)
Barchar: (as evidenced by how at age 6 i came out of the pussy drawing fuckin' mozart without a face)
Jasper: ((holy shit what
Barchar: (okay not-not versed in game grumps memes)
Barchar: (it's a combination of two things arin said)
Barchar: ("I didn't come out of the pussy drawin' fucking mozart" and "At age 6 [someone] was born without a face"")
Jesus Syphon: ((he said i
Barchar: (was it 'i')
Jesus Syphon: ((yep
Barchar: (i only saw it through memes)
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Barchar: (and didn't remember it very well)
Barchar: (anyway point is they're shitposts)
Jasper: ((yo dude they've got pictures of the place i'm basing this thing off of!!! i thought this place was too obscure but i guess not
Jasper: ((
Barchar: (you mean the place you're totally not basing it off of)
Jasper: ((yeah
Jasper: ((
Barchar: (anyway, is there any bits of basic plot of the chime arc you're willing to share so i can decide who i'll use)
Jasper: ((well, i've been toying with the idea of a sort of conspiracy going on
Jasper: ((to basically overthrow the government and make their own rules
Barchar: (hm)
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Barchar: (See, the thing is, as much as barchar would wanna be here, she's also know)
Jasper: ((barchar
Barchar: (she'd involve some special mechanics with how she kinda works with getting hit)
Barchar: (the omnisciencse wouldn't be an issue, she's in a seperate dimension)
Barchar: (but she's still a ghost girl)
Jasper: ((I'm actually thinking about dropping the d20 thing
Barchar: (aw but i liked the d20 concept)
Jasper: ((as interesting as it is i don't wanna distrupt the flow of rp, if that makes sense
Jasper: ((idk i think i gotta test it with others
Barchar: (Yeah probably)
Jasper: ((I just gotta think of a test now
Barchar: (we could do the idea of them doing, like, a one-shot dnd campaign or something)
Jasper: ((oooh, true
Barchar: (I have to decide who i wanna use)
Jasper: ((well, you're not locked into one character for starters
Barchar: (Barchar makes the most sense to be there, but she's also really...complicated to bring into things like this)
Barchar: (Amber has plenty of opportunities for abilities, but she doesn't reeeally have that much od a reason to be there)
Barchar: (GLaDOS kinda has both, but also idk something about doing her seems a weird proposition)
: ((You could do Muffet
Barchar: (...oh)
Barchar: (duh)
Jasper: ((i mean, she lives there lol
Barchar: (I've also done her with every other arc, but hey)
Barchar: (yeah honestly she just totallly slipped my mind there)
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FFrisk: Well
FFrisk: I have no idea what character I would use for anything gaston related
FFrisk: Do you know? /s
Barchar: Plenair
Pleinair: "..."
Jasper: ((there is totally a target in gaston
Barchar: (okkayyy?)
Jasper: ((nah jk
Jasper: ((there's like, probably very few chain stores there
Jasper: ((not including hot topic
Alyss Little: ((Storytime with laharl
Barchar: (there's a mcdonalds)
Alyss Little: ((Girl I know, we call her Hot Topic
Barchar: (This sounds like it's going to turn into a meme)
Alyss Little: ((Because she looks like the fucking hot topic clearance section anytime you look at her
Barchar: (okay no)
Alyss Little: ((like, My Chemical Romance shirts, Falling In Reverse backpack
Alyss Little: ((Wears nothing but black
Alyss Little: ((Quotes an endless amount of emo bands
Alyss Little: ((Has these fucking black earrings that have MCR's singers on it
Alyss Little: ((She legit looks like she does nothing but root through Hot Topic
Jasper: ((holy shit it's irl ebony
Barchar: her past comes back to haunt her
Alyss Little: ((i'm not fucking joking here, she has this dyed hair that
Alyss Little: ((Like, I approve of dyed hair, if you know decent fashion it can look good
Barchar: (I'm gonna take it as a positive thing that by this point, when I hear the name of ebony dark'ness dimentia raven way i think of barchar and not actual my immortal)
Alyss Little: ((But its this fucking shade of black and tan and some wierd fucking red
Alyss Little: ((Thats just makes her look like DADADADADA CIRCUS DADADADADA AFO
Jasper: ((eeew
Jasper: ((so wait you're telling me she has scene hair
Alyss Little: ((Oh, and the hair is ALWAYS over her left eye
Alyss Little: ((Like, i've seen her fucking curling it in the hallways so it can cover her eye
Alyss Little: ((Which is counterintuitive, cause she likes to flip it
Alyss Little: ((Yes, she has scene hair
Alyss Little: ((And, and, and!
Alyss Little: ((She's one of those people that butts into conversations
Barchar: (that's kind of a decent look but still)
Alyss Little: (("OH YOU WATCH DOCTOR WHO TOO?"))
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Alyss Little: ((I think she only knows half of these fandoms
Alyss Little: ((Because she sees the fucking hot topic merchandise for them
Barchar: ("Hello fellow kids")
Alyss Little: (("What's your favorite doctor who?
Alyss Little: (("I'm sorry?"
Alyss Little: (("I like 11!"
Alyss Little: (("Do you really think he's Doctor Who?"
Alyss Little: (("Yes?"
Alyss Little: ((She's one of THOSE people.
Barchar: (Please tell me this is a real conversation she had)
Alyss Little: ((Theres more
Alyss Little: (("QUick, which one is 11"
Alyss Little: (("The guy that played in the harry potter movie"
Alyss Little: (("David Tennant?"
Alyss Little: (("I don't know."))
Alyss Little: ((The guy she's talking about is actually 10.
Barchar: (To be fair I get Tennant and Smith mixed up too)
Coco: ((Hoi
Alyss Little: ((Yeah
Alyss Little: ((But the biggest example of this
Alyss Little: ((Is when we find out she regularly joins UT conversations "Oh yeah I like that game"
Alyss Little: ((And still thinks things like MTT is female
Jasper: ((HA
Coco: ((Currently playing vlr and tryna plot
: ((Hello))
Alyss Little: ((Hello
Alyss Little: ((Like, we talk shit about her all the fucking time
Alyss Little: ((She's a pretty hot topic
Alyss Little: ((Anyways
Alyss Little: ((We don't actually talk shit
Alyss Little: ((But she's literally the fucking embodiment of hot topic
Alyss Little: ((I saw her at a dance once, she had these giant fucking black heels on
Alyss Little: ((I think she broke her ankle
Jasper: ((rip
Coco: ((Yall should download a 999 emulator if you wanna know what zero escape is in more depth
Alyss Little: ((Like
Alyss Little: ((I listen to my own amount of edgy shit
Alyss Little: ((I'm a devout Set it Off fan
: Coco [Coco] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Barchar: (the edgiest thing i listen to is like)
Endling Asriel: -He's probably with Smazzy.-
Smol Asriel: is being smol
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Alyss Little: ((I also play Reborn, so
Barchar: (fucking dan bull. And yes, I am aware he is not edgy.)
Alyss Little: ((Don't trust me word
Colton: ohey he's smol too
Alyss Little: "..."
Smol Asriel: "They brought home another child"
Endling Asriel: "Yep."
Endling Asriel: "Howdy."
Colton: is this withing his earshot
Smol Asriel: does not look happy about this
Colton: "Huh? Oh, hi."
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Jasper: is drinking pure grain alcohol.
Endling Asriel: "Let's go met him."
Smol Asriel: "Greetings fellow orphan"
Colton: "Hi?"
Endling Asriel: -He pushes Smazzy over, and lots him note the couch. He sits between the two.-
Smol Asriel: is grumpy
Endling Asriel: "Don't mine him. He gets like this."
Colton: "Oh...'kay?"
Smol Asriel: ((Did my ipod really just die
Barchar: (iunno)
Smol Asriel: ((Fucking
Endling Asriel: "He'll warm up to you."
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Smol Asriel: ((IT FUCKING DID
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Smol Asriel: ((GODDAMMIT
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Endling Asriel: "So, what's your name?"
Colton: "I'm Colton."
Endling Asriel: "Asriel, nice to meet you."
Endling Asriel: -He goes to handshake.-
Jasper: ((undertale corruptions are a treasure
Colton: he shakes too
Barchar: (LEG)
Barchar: (;LEG SO GOD)
Barchar: (GOD GOD LEG)
Endling Asriel: "So, how are you?"
Colton: "I'm okay?"
Endling Asriel: "Anythings you like to do?"
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Barchar: poor dewt
Jasper: ((rip in dewt
Barchar: (thank mr. darkrai)
Barchar: (dewt dewt)
Endling Asriel: "..."
: Dewt: "AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" PMD World: Dewt goes 400 feet high! PMD World: Dewt slams into the top of a tree. PMD World: Dewt faints!
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Barchar: dewt 2: rip harder
Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-She gets the feeling that somewhere, someone just got [i]FUCKING ANNIHILATED[/i].[/font]
: PMD World: Sterling shakes the tree! 3 PMD World: Dewt falls out and slams onto the ground! 3 PMD World: Dewt: -50000/140
Barchar: #2 Sterling: ...Welp. #2 Sterling: Shit. #17 Dewt: Wow #17 Dewt: That's like8:40:21 PM #17 Dewt: A lot of death #9 Sage: "..." #9 Sage: "Good job, everybody."
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Barchar: #2 Sterling: Sorry. #11 Auron: just check if he's alive or not. i can't because i have the bag. #9 Sage: "Do you think I was being sarcastic?"
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Colton: "Uhhh...I liked listening to music."
Colton: "I never really learned how to make it, tohugh..."
Smol Asriel: "I am also Asriel"
Colton: "...Oh. Uh. Okay."
Endling Asriel: "Hey, you can learn!"
Endling Asriel: "I swear I saw some instruments somewhere..."
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Barchar: (I've always had a really big vocabulary so tbh trying to reign that in for Colton is a little hard. I mean...not as in, like, swearing. But I realize that the words I'd use are not necessarily the norm for an 11 year old)
Colton: "That'd be cool!"
Endling Asriel: "Yeah! Smazzy, do you want to learn music too?"
Smol Asriel: "No"
Endling Asriel: "You can- why not?"
Smol Asriel: points to his lack of ear
Alyss Little: ((Wonder if I still have that pic of Heather
Smol Asriel: "That's a pretty good reason in my opinion"
Endling Asriel: "The hat, can make it not nearly as loud."
Smol Asriel: "Still not really interested"
Colton: "That's fine."
Alyss Little: ((Nope, don't have the heather pic
Alyss Little: ((Oh well.
Endling Asriel: "You won't get jealous if I practice music with Colton, right?"
Jasper: ((i need to think of names for all these businesses
Alyss Little: ((I can supply some
Alyss Little: ((What businesses do you need
Jasper: ((well, there's a clothing store that's not hot topi
Smol Asriel: "I can't promise I won't"
: Forrest Hump Co.
Jasper: ((*topic
Alyss Little: ((Flaming Conversation
Barchar: (Flame_Warp conversation)
Alyss Little: ((The Drabs
Alyss Little: ((And it's sister store for the more feminine stuff, The Drags
Endling Asriel: "Comeonnn, at least watch us do it."
Jasper: ((hmm, i kind of like the drabs
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Smol Asriel: "I'll watch"
Barchar: (
Jasper: ((there's also an art gallery, a gaming store (tabletop and video games), a music store, arcade, grocery
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Alyss Little: ((Artistic Differences
Endling Asriel: -He smiles, and hugs Smazzy close.-
Alyss Little: (( Dorks n' Dungeons
Barchar: (Various Assorted Bleeps and Bloops, or VABAB)
Alyss Little: (( The Subtle Beat
Alyss Little: (( ArCaDiA!!!
Alyss Little: ((Aaand WallMart.
Barchar: (A temmir-run arcade)
Barchar: (i actually like that idea)
Jasper: ((i like artistic differences and the subtle beat
Jasper: ((not sure about the others
Barchar: (fair)
Alyss Little: ((Alright, Gaming:
Smol Asriel: hugs back
Smol Asriel: gives colton a death stare from the hug
Colton: "..."
Smol Asriel: as in 'if you try anything I'll fucking cut you'
Alyss Little: ((Gaming, Guys, Nerds, and Everything
Colton: "What?"
Alyss Little: ((Wait no
Smol Asriel: "What?"
Jasper: ((ggne
Colton: "You're staring at me like i did something worng."
Alyss Little: ((Gaming, Guys, Nerds, Optimists, Randoms, and Everything
Colton: "Or you wanna stab me.'
Alyss Little: (( GG NO RE
Barchar: (oooh i like that)
Jasper: ((holy shit yest
Barchar: (the sign is written with the acronym forefront, the full words trailing from the initials)
Smol Asriel: grumbles and goes back to the hug
Colton: "Do you wanna stab me?'
Colton: he's genuinely concerned about this. He scrunches up in the couch a bit
Smol Asriel: "I dunno, do you wanna try anything funny?"
Endling Asriel: "I wouldn't let him if he did..."
Endling Asriel: "He's just worried, that's all."
Smol Asriel: bats his hand like he's got claws, hissing
Colton: "Uhm...nnnno?"
Smol Asriel: "Good."
Colton: "What does that mean?"
Alyss Little: ((WHen I realize /r/Undertale has seen nothing from me but satanic characters
Colton: "What's 'funny' and what's not?"
Alyss Little: ((Like Miyu and Shade
Alyss Little: ((And decide to bring in ultimate cinnamon roll
Smol Asriel: ((Did they get thrown into lava
Barchar: (how long until they died)
Alyss Little: ((I'm about to put Heather in
Alyss Little: ((And see how long she lasts
Smol Asriel: (("Jev (HYP3RD34TH)"
Alyss Little: ((Rly wish I had that fucking Heather pic
Alyss Little: ((That I got commissioned just for her fucking ref
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Smol Asriel: ((Thinkin up the plot for ZE
Smol Asriel: ((I'm hype for this
Alyss Little: ((...Maybe I should bring in RFrisk instead
Alyss Little: ((If I want to keep the fucking rebellious child streak going I can throw in UW Frisk
Barchar: (RFrisk...)
Barchar: (Tryin' to remember who that is)
Alyss Little: ((RFrisk was far beyond your time
Alyss Little: ((Second character I ever brought in
Jesus Syphon: ((ruins frisk
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Jesus Syphon: ((i remember
Barchar: (OH right her)
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Barchar: (I actually saw her a couple times)
Jasper: ((*him
Alyss Little: ((him
Alyss Little: ((him
Barchar: (oh)
Barchar: (...then it probably wasn't him becuase the character i'm thinking of was a her iirc)
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Barchar: (the one with the music box?)
Jesus Syphon: ((yes
Jesus Syphon: ((and they ate donuts
Jesus Syphon: ((he
Jesus Syphon: ((eh
Barchar: (Rfrisk is a pretty cool guy0
Barchar: (eh eats donuts and doesn't afraid of anything)
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: John Egbert: "Holy bitchtits, drugs!"
Jasper: "What? Who said that?"
: Fuck that was OOC
: But it still echoed throughout the bar I guess
Jasper: is looking around, confused as hell.
Jasper: will fight the drug man if he ever sees him.
: ((John Egbert: "Nope! Agender people are Pokémon with tits and penises!"
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Alyss Little: ((It's the literal only ever male frisk in this chat aside from Wandering Frisk
Alyss Little: ((Shit that was either delayed as hell
Alyss Little: ((Or my computer decided it was done
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: ((Hello))
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Alyss Little: ((Bread
Alyss Little: ((UW Frisk or Ruins Frisk
Alyss Little: ((Pick the waifu that got denied or the husbando that never quite acted on the crush
Alyss Little: ((Go
: ((UW Frisk))
Alyss Little: ((Alright, UW Frisk is going to /r/Undertale
: ((Oh BOI))
: ((What about UW Asriel))
Alyss Little: ((Thats reserved for when I want to fuck over Flame
Alyss Little: [url=]Lets roll[/url]
: ((Flame))
: ((Did you mistake the bread for flame))
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Smol Asriel: ((I got my plot
Smol Asriel: ((Hehe
: ((HEHEH))
Jasper: ((i'm getting mine kind of started
Jasper: ((basically, if making a plot were like cooking, i'm getting the ingredients out
Smol Asriel: ((This is gonna be fun
: ((Slaevath, you have -29 points on imgur))
Smol Asriel: ((what
Smol Asriel: ((why
: ((Unless that's not you))
Smol Asriel: ((i dont have an imgur account
: ((But I don't know any other Slarvaths))
Smol Asriel: ((wtf
: ((Who tf is this then))
Smol Asriel: ((i'm the only fucking slarvath
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Smol Asriel: ((post that shit
: ((
Smol Asriel: ((Ummmm
Smol Asriel: ((I don't have an account
Barchar: (why would UW asriel fuck me over)
: ((Who is that))
: ((What did they do with Slarv))
Jasper: ((idk who but they posted solid pepe and a rosalina amiibo
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Smol Asriel: ((What the fuck
Smol Asriel: ((I don't see any pics
Smol Asriel: ((OH SHIT
Smol Asriel: ((I DID MAKE THOSE OK
Smol Asriel: ((I THOUGHT I DIDN'T
Smol Asriel: ((Yeah, I did make them shits
: ((
: ((Slarv))
: ((Is this you))
: ((Cause gdi
Smol Asriel: ((yes and also let's not have a doxfest
Smol Asriel: ((please
: ((Sorry))
Smol Asriel: ((as in stop
: ((I will))
: ((Sorry
Smol Asriel: ((it's ok
Smol Asriel: ((you didn't post anything i wouldn't want the people here to see, but those do exist
: ((Yeah, kinda was a not so good idea in post))
Endling Asriel: -He probably fell asleep in Smazzy's arms by accident./
: -*
Smol Asriel: ((My views have changed but I used to be very.. very edgy
Smol Asriel: "He fell asleep"
Colton: "..."
Smol Asriel: "That's how much he loves me"
Colton: "Are you gonna stab me now?"
Smol Asriel: kisses him on the cheek
Smol Asriel: glares
: ((The tomb raider joke was funny))
Smol Asriel: ((I am proud of those
: ((You should be))
Endling Asriel: -He wakes up, suddenly.-
Smol Asriel: ((/r/undertale wanted to flirt with the gamefaqs users and I was the only one that actually did
Smol Asriel: "Hiya"
Endling Asriel: "Wha?"
Endling Asriel: "...Did I... Fall asleep?"
Smol Asriel: "Yup"
Colton: [sub]"Pleasedon'tstabme"[/sub]
Endling Asriel: "...Don't threaten him, Smazzy..."
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Endling Asriel: -He lets out a very light whine, and nuzzles his head into Smazzy's shoulder.-
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: ((How is UW frisk going))
Barchar: (srsly tho how is UW asriel gonna fuck me over?)
Barchar: (I don't remember interacting with him much)
: ((I think they meant to say bread))
Barchar: (but our names are totlaly diff-loni and azalea, yeah, fair enough)
: ((Kekek))
: ((And flame))
: ((Have you seen some of the sentences Laharl has accidentally written))
Barchar: (true)
Jasper: ((one of 'em is the topic
: ((Pretty sure one is the- yep))
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: Howdy
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Smol Asriel: "I wasn't threatening"
Endling Asriel: "Don't..."
Endling Asriel: -He whines a bit more, pushing Smazzy down a bit, trying to lie down himself.
Colton: "I'm...jumpy."
Colton: "A lot of people wanted to stab me."
DamnDude: (( I have effectively translated everything but the last two Words ))
Barchar: (I know what it means)
Barchar: ("DD, that's just you playing HaH")
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DamnDude: (( "DD that's just yyou playing ___" ))
DamnDude: (( Oh ))
Endling Asriel: "Xan we lie down Smazzy?"
: Can*
Smol Asriel: is lied down with
Jasper: falls asleep on the bar.
Endling Asriel: "Thank you..."
: PMD World: [Team Otherrealm] VS [Cat God]
Endling Asriel: -He promptly falls asleep, cause I need some sleep.-
: 10/10
Endling Asriel: -Night everyone.-
Smol Asriel: ((Noooooooooooo bread why do u go to sleep so soon now
Barchar: -night bread-
Barchar: school sucks for all involved
: ((Actually duck it
: ((Who needs sleep for a good productive day))
DamnDude: (( Considering I remember what happened when that was said, I feel insulted. [/s] ))
: ((I'll stay up for like, 30 or so more minutes))
Smol Asriel: ((If i can stay up till 2 and manage to stay awake through computer ethics class you can too
Smol Asriel: nuzzles the gote
: ((No like))
: ((Thing is I fall asleep easily))
: ((I.e.))
: ((All the times I've fallen asleep during boden a or RP))
Endling Asriel: -He nuzzles back.-
DamnDude: (( Wait Slar, what's the actual name of that class ))
Endling Asriel: "I love you..."
Smol Asriel: ((Computer Ethics
DamnDude: (( Oh ))
Smol Asriel: "I love you too"
Smol Asriel: hugs him close
Colton: is as far away from them as possible while still being on the couch
DamnDude: (( I have a class that's on the same topic, but it's AP Principles of Computer Science, wanted to check if it was the same thing or not. ))
Jasper: ((i have a game dev class
Endling Asriel: "We don't bite, Colton."
Endling Asriel: "He's just worried you'll
Jasper: ((and then i gotta retake fucking bcom
: Hurt or take me away from him."
Smol Asriel: ((Nono
Colton: "I don't wanna do that?"
Smol Asriel: ((Mine is training me not to do bad things on the internet, set up racially and gender diverse programming groups, and work well with them
Endling Asriel: "Aee smazzy?"
Jasper: ((wow, sounds fun
: I'm tired
Jasper: ((/s
Smol Asriel: aee
: Don't judge all of the mistakes I'm bound to make
: I'm renaming my cuddling pillow, give me names
Smol Asriel: No i'm the best cuddle pillow
DamnDude: (( I should continue mine college research soon, I was originally just going to a nearby college and going for a general computer science, but I might specialize it more for game dev ))
: No fuck you
Smol Asriel: No u
Barchar: Slarv sucks
: Fite me irl
Barchar: name it that
Smol Asriel: No u
: ((No but I keep this thing close to my body))
: Slarv sucks is too close to Slarv succs if you get where I'm coming from
Smol Asriel: ((You cuddle a pillow I cuddle a gote
Smol Asriel: ((Who wins
: ((Me))
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: ((Cause I'm sane))
Smol Asriel: (({Rude}
: ((I love you Azzy
Smol Asriel: (({Not incorrect but rude}
DamnDude: (( Yeah, but the class I was talking about goes over those kind of things except the last topic, and goes over other things as well. but we also learn Python throughout the year. ))
Barchar: (Wow AD do you go in the tour de france)
: ((I'm calling Slarv insane not you bby))
Barchar: ('cause that's some expert backpedaling)
: ((You're good))
Smol Asriel: (({I know}
: ((Also I'm being a hypocrite))
Smol Asriel: ((Tryna think of shit for the nonary game
: ((Pretty sure we're all insane here))
: ((Hey, you know, I considered making a tulpa))
: ()but I'm too fucking lazy))
: ((I'm too lazy to take a few hours a day thinking))
Smol Asriel: ((It's fuckin hard fam
: ((What guide did you use to get results so fast))
Smol Asriel: ((Especially when u get into the crazy mind shit
: ((Does it hurt))
Smol Asriel: ((Kiyadahj
Smol Asriel: ((You get headaches
: ((I have those already))
Smol Asriel: ((Aaaand there's switching, which honestly feels like you're dying, hence why i kinda put that on the backpedal for a bit
: ((Ouch i.e.))
: ((Ok
: Thanks pigpen
: Pig
: Pen
Smol Asriel: ((pig
Smol Asriel: ((pen
: Phone*
: Fuck
: Okay
: Imma brb and splash cold water all over my fucking face
Smol Asriel: ((Basically if you're not prepared to see, hear, feel, smell, and taste absolutely nothing while being unable to breathe it's kinda fuckin scary
: ((Am back))
: ((And geez))
: ((So it's like getting your wind knocked out, while also being Helen Keller
Smol Asriel: ((It's cool though
: ((Without hands or feet))
Smol Asriel: ((Without a body
: ((So it's like not existing
Smol Asriel: ((Ye
DamnDude: (( "So it's like getting your wind knocked out, while also being Helen Keller" -AD ))
Barchar: (wow what a ripoff)
: ((How do you FEEL that then?"
: ((With no senses?))
Smol Asriel: ((It's weird
Smol Asriel: ((You feel time passing
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Smol Asriel: ((And I felt myself going out of my body
Barchar: (i figure it's less that he feels it and more that because he's SUPPOSED to feel his brain notices the lack of feeling and freaks the fuck out)
Smol Asriel: ((I didn't have the time to actually form a body and do stuff, I was freaked out and took control back
: ((Ah))
: ((Sounds like fun))
: ((Can't you just make a form for Azzy at some point? And actually feel it?))
Smol Asriel: ((I can
: ((Can you sex your tulpa?))
Smol Asriel: ((I could
: ((Can you orgasm from sexing a tulpa?))
Smol Asriel: ((I could
Smol Asriel: ((I know people that have
: ((Huh))
: ((A-ah~
: ((Like, how))
Smol Asriel: ((Humping the air or getting humped by the air
Smol Asriel: ((Or wonderland sex
: ((Have you fucked Azzy))
Smol Asriel: ((I've kinda put those on hold, partially ou- fuck no
: ((Okay was curious))
: ((Was curious))
Smol Asriel: (({I don't like sex.}
: ;(also what guide did you use))
Smol Asriel: ((I said kiadahj you shit
: ((Didn't find anything from seatching the name))
: Searching*
: ((Azzy do you like porn though
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: ((Just asking
: ((I won't judge you
Smol Asriel: ((
Smol Asriel: (({No}
Barchar: (fucking normie)
Alyss Little: ((I looked at a tulpa guide, cause I thought 'hey why not try'
Alyss Little: ((And immediately turned around once I realized I would fucking ruin it
: ((Okay gotcha
: ((I understand, Azzy
: ((That is long af))
Smol Asriel: ((Yeah but it's good af
Smol Asriel: ((I'm the minority tho, people say I just got lucky with the progress I made
Alyss Little: ((I've got one big question
: ((I'm probably too immature))
: ((I'd fuck it up))
Alyss Little: ((How to religious tulpamancers avoid turning their gods or something into Tulpas by accident
Smol Asriel: ((Idk
Smol Asriel: ((I found an article that said people hearing the voice of god was actually them hearing tulpae created via prayer
: ((I wonder about how this would affect my life in long term))
Barchar: (That explains a lot tbh)
: ((issacs mother must have been really trying))
Alyss Little: ((What really kind of turned me off from Tulpamancerism or whatever
Smol Asriel: ((Praying is very similar to forcing ngl
Alyss Little: ((Was the fact that i'd effectively be a parent
: ((I'm not gonna do it. I'm afraid I'd fuck something up))
Smol Asriel: ((I am the parent of a smolgote child and I'm happy about that
Smol Asriel: ((Mind baby
: ((Yeah but like))
Jasper: ((my brain isn't good enough for a baby
Barchar: (This shit is waaaayy too much of a commitment for this shit)
Barchar: (for me*)
: ((You've got to take care of him for your entire life now, which isn't too bad of a thing if you don't care))
Jasper: ((both a real one and a mind one
: ((But I care))
Smol Asriel: ((I'm ok with that, I knew that going in
Barchar: (honestly even the people who do it are kinda fucked and probably not ready, but that's just how it foes)
: ((Fuck, I get bored of Ahit in a week, what the fuck would I be able to do with something that lasts a life time?))
: ((I would be a terrible tulpamancer))
Colton: looks at Smazzy warily
Endling Asriel: "..."
Alyss Little: ((Don't think about breathing
: ((You don't have to))
Smol Asriel: does the thing where you take two fingers, point at your eyes and then point those fingers at the other person's eyes
: ((It's not something you manually do))
Alyss Little: ((Now, can Azzy make you automatically breath if you're now manually breathing?
Smol Asriel: (({I can manually make him breathe}
Colton: nods, laughing awkwardly
Jasper: wakes up and does the magic floating sausage trick.
Barchar: (you monster)
Alyss Little: ((Well now you've averted Ondine's curse, but I mean
Endling Asriel: "Don't be rude..."
Alyss Little: ((Can you revert the manual breathing to the unconsciuous breathing we do all the time
Endling Asriel: -Magical all seeing eyes when it comes to Smazzy being a dick.-
Smol Asriel: ((One of the most fucking cool things is you can do is have them take away bad emotions and shit
Smol Asriel: ((I was climbing a 40 foot pole for a thing
Smol Asriel: ((And I wasn't scared at all
: ((Kek))
Barchar: (okay this is kind of a dumb question, but can they see on their own or do they see what you see)
: ((But don't let him take fear away that often))
Barchar: (i figure it'd be the latter but i'm curious)
: ((Fear is one of the most important emotions ever))
Smol Asriel: (({I see what he sees}
Alyss Little: ((Feel like if I got a Tulpa i'd just ask them to stop me from laughing
Alyss Little: ((When someone is in my face and telling me not to laugh
Smol Asriel: ((I've only done fear once
Barchar: (kthx azzy)
Smol Asriel: ((Stage fright once
Smol Asriel: ((And a couple times when I was pissed
: ((Yeah. That's fine))
Smol Asriel: ((Now time to plan zero escape
: ((But like, you can't let yourself lose fear in normal situations. Like, that's the entire basis of running away from things))
Smol Asriel: "I'm not being rude, cmon"
: ((You see scary shit))
: ((You fuck that shit up or run the fuck away))
Alyss Little: ((The big question is, can Azzy shut off pain?
Smol Asriel: ((I have to ask to have emotions removed, usually in advance
: ((Fight or gtfo))
Smol Asriel: ((Hence why I could do the pole
Colton: to a normal person he wouldn't be
: ((Oh so you were pole dancing))
Colton: to Colton this is more thna little worrying
Endling Asriel: "Pleasw don't make Colton uncomfortable..."
Smol Asriel: ((If climbing a 40 foot pole is dancing
: ((Close enough))
Smol Asriel: "I don't know this guy, he could attack at any moment"
: ((That's pretty hot))
Colton: [sub]"Yeah my thoughts exactly"[/sub]
Endling Asriel: "He won't... It's Hywel and Fanta's son..."
Alyss Little: ((So Alyss is in what is effectively an Insane Asylum/Orphanage
Alyss Little: ((Her anc Colton should form a club
Barchar: (the "we constantly fear for our lives" clbu)
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Smol Asriel: "Oooooh"
Smol Asriel: "I getcha"
Smol Asriel: [sub]"I'm still watching you"[/sub]
Endling Asriel: "Good. Be nice to him, he's nice."
Endling Asriel: "I'll always love you, so just be nice."
Colton: "[sub]No that's fine I'm fine don't worry about me haha"[/sub]"
Endling Asriel: "Jeez, you're acting like I'm just gonna go out with some random other person just because I think it would be cute."
Endling Asriel: "That's just ridiculous."
Smol Asriel: "Y-you think it would be cute?!"
Smol Asriel: is concerned
Endling Asriel: "Smazzy, you and I are the cutest..."
Endling Asriel: -He snuggles a bit more.-
Endling Asriel: "But come on... He's pretty cute."
Smol Asriel: hugs him close, keeping an eye on colton
Colton: "Oh man I just realized I'm really interested in the other room" he rolled off the back of the couch arm.
Colton: rather ungracefully
Colton: "Ooowww...."
Smol Asriel: "He's not cute, don't say he's cute."
Endling Asriel: "...You scared him off."
Smol Asriel: ".."
Endling Asriel: "Smazzy he's cute. He's a kid, like us. If not a bit older."
Endling Asriel: "It's not gonna change anything."
Endling Asriel: "I'm yours..."
: ((Too hot in my room))
Smol Asriel: nods
: ((Gotta take my pants off))
Colton: he edges into the other room
Smol Asriel: nuzzles his head against him
Smol Asriel: wow ok
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Colton: good to know bread
Azalea: -She's asleep in the kids room. Probably not wearing a shirt.-
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Colton [Colton].
Azalea: -But is under covers.-
Alyss Little: ((The difference is
: ((I am in boxers calm down))
: ((But the pants are off))
Alyss Little: ((Colton wasn't actually needed to be in an orphanage for insane
Alyss Little: ((Alyss is slightly fuckin' crazy
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Colton: (To be fair I've never said he had no reason to be there)
Colton: (I mena I'm leaning towards it)
Smol Asriel: ((i didnt realize but i just made smazzy a yandere
Colton: (but theoretically he could have something wrong with him)
Colton: yyyyup
Smol Asriel: ((i'm ok with this
: ((Rip))
Colton: and while he's not stabbed anyone he's at least convinced Colton he will
Azalea: -Cute snoring noises.-
Smol Asriel: wouldn't actually stab colton if he stole his waifu
Smol Asriel: just cry a lot
Smol Asriel: and hate the two of them forever
Smol Asriel: snugs tight
Endling Asriel: "You know you should be a little nicer if people want to be my friend, right?"
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Endling Asriel: "Cause you were rude."
Smol Asriel: "Ok.."
: L
Endling Asriel: "And mean. He was just talking to us. We need to show him were gonna be good to him, because he lives here."
: Shit
Azalea: -More adorable snoring noises.-
Smol Asriel: "Ok.."
Smol Asriel: "I just.. got protective I guess"
Endling Asriel: "...I appreciate you being so protective though..."
Colton: he's in the same room as Azalea i guess
Endling Asriel: "...It makes me feel good."
Smol Asriel: smiles
Colton: he just...lays on the bed, Staring at the cieling. Questioning why hs life is still filled with crazy people.
Azalea: -She's still asleep, but turns a little in bed./
Smol Asriel: ((Got all 9 characters down woooooooo
Smol Asriel: ((This is gonna be gud
Colton: (feel like pming me mine)
Colton: (or do you wanna wait to do it all at once)
Colton: (either is fine)
Smol Asriel: ((Gotta write up bios
Smol Asriel: ((And I'm gonna draw little sketches
Colton: (cool)
Smol Asriel: ((WAIT
: ((Okay sleeping now))
: wa -He sleeps_
Azalea: -She sleeps
: Night you fuccs
Smol Asriel: ((I need 4 to send me a username request
Colton: (where'd you fuck up)
Colton: (I'm 8)
Colton: (they knew 8 was me anyway)
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Colton: (i came in with my fuckin default you all knew it was me)
Colton: (i didn't even change the text color from)
Smol Asriel: ((7 send me one
Flame_warp : ((this))
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Alyss Little: ((Theres a homestuck OC in /r/UT
Alyss Little: ((Wake me up from the dark
Jasper: ((why am i not fucking surprised
Alyss Little: ((Smol Vrisk
Alyss Little: ((I assume it's Vriska or whatever
Alyss Little: ((But
Alyss Little: ((Theres also some kinda troll names Saturn or whatever
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Zero [Zero].
Zero: I'm Zero McCloud bitches
Alyss Little: ((They also speak in complete fucking lowercase
Zero: ((Would it be better to have branching storylines and possible alternate endings or just one path
Colton: (i mean, if they're a troll)
Zero: ((You'd be able to warp back to choice points, to make different choices
Zero: ((And get different endings
Alyss Little: ((No this isn't homestuck troll gimmick
Colton: (ooh branches)
Colton: (sounds fun)
Alyss Little: ((This is a 'i'm too fucking lazy to bother' gimmick
Alyss Little: ((Like, theres no punctuation, no capitalization
Colton: (oh so they're me)
Alyss Little: they talk completly lik this
Alyss Little: even in charactr
Zero: ((@ren't homestuck trolls the guys that t@lk with @ dumb quirk like this?
Jasper: ((yes
Zero: ((k
Colton: (most of them are alright)
Colton: (except for sollux or whatever, the gemini one)
Colton: (he can fuck right off)
Jasper: ((terezi's was a pain until I got used to it
Zero: ((This is so much fun to plan
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Zero: ((Normally planning is a pain, but I think ur gonna love this plot
Alyss Little: ((Kek
Runner: "Ring ring ring!"
Runner: "I had to put another one of these in here, since you pals have a habit of destroying my Walkie Talkies."
GLaDOS: does not respond
Jasper: looks up. "That they do."
Runner: "Really, thats not cool."
Runner: "I mean, I would almost get offended!"
Runner: "Luckily i'm a patient robro! And I don't get offended at people breaking all my talkies that I steal from TV-Man down the street."
Jasper: "... You steal 'em?"
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Runner: "Well I sure as hell don't stroll down the street and gingerly buy them while helping an old lady cross the road."
GLaDOS: "He'd steal the floor if he wasn't walking on it"
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Alyss Little:
Jasper: "You know, that's one word I don't get. Gingerly."
Runner: "Neither do I, it's kinda my new thing."
Runner: "Using words I don't understand! It's freaking ignoramous!"
Jasper: "I mean, I guess it's supposed to mean gentle? But ginger is anything but gentle, if you ask me."
Jasper: -Sounds like she's shoved a whole thing of pickled ginger in her mouth.-
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GLaDOS: "I've tested some gingers. They weren't gentle either."
GLaDOS: "Vulgar Irishman. They kept calling me a 'cunt'."
Runner: "I mean..."
Runner: "Well, I would agree with them, my makers were irish!"
Runner: "No they weren't, that was a lie."
GLaDOS: "Either way, why should that be what makes you agree with them?"
Runner: "I don't know, Neurotoxin-Woman."
GLaDOS: "Say what you will, that was hilarious."
Runner: "I know right! That You-Vee kid was freakin' bouncing around everywhere."
Runner: "It warms my hearts to see blossoming supervillains meet other supervillians."
GLaDOS: "He thought I'd steal his powers."
: Slarvath the fuck do you want
GLaDOS: "Idiot."
Runner: "Nah, thats my gimmick."
Runner: "A shame I never perfected that device...I should probably pick it back up again."
Runner: "I couldn't use those powers myself, robots aren't known for being too adaptable to biology, but I could probably saddle some asylum guys with super strength or something."
Zero: ((Get in pms u shit
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: Vaati [Vaati] is now Sherry Noble [Sherry Noble].
Sherry Noble: enters.
Sherry Noble: Hello hello hello!
GLaDOS: "Hello. C
Jasper: "Hey there!"
Runner: "Welcome to your first night as security guard!" He says, picking up where Sherry left off.
Sherry Noble: Oh, wonderful, GLaDOS. Little update, we're about 60% done.
Sherry Noble: And what?
GLaDOS: "Okay. C
Runner: "...What, did you, not mean to make that reference?"
Sherry Noble: ...Reference to what?
Runner: "Cause if you didn't I can introduce you to the games or something, I think i've got a bear costume somewhere in here."
GLaDOS: "That's only two hellos, I believe. C
Sherry Noble: ...I have no idea what the hell you're on about.
GLaDOS: "I don't know, I watched one video on the internet before realizing something about murderous robots was likely not going to be anything but humdrum."
: ((I'm gonna go to bed
Sherry Noble: ((i had no idea that was a reference
: ((gn
Sherry Noble: (gn
Sherry Noble: Oh.
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Sherry Noble: Usually those things are boring and unappealing.
Runner: "Hey now! Those things are actually real in this timeline."
Colton: (its how the phone guy begins his calls I think)
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Runner: "I mean they're a lot less cheesy, and there aren't nearly as many fake theories about them."
Runner: "But they're here!"
Colton: (don't worry I actually like fnaf and it took me a whole)
GLaDOS: "Good for them."
Alyss Little: ((I find the games fun as shit
Alyss Little: ((The fanbase is cancer
Alyss Little: ((But the games are damn good
Sherry Noble: Okay. Who cares.
Zero: ((Gonna go for a sec and get a shower
Runner: "Wait I think i've got something!"
Zero: ((Stay tuned imma hand out some characters tonight
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Jasper: "... Is this about the pizza robots?"
Colton: (never played the games or watched game play cause I'm chicken shit)
Sherry Noble: Huh?
Runner: Runner runs off, theres the sound of stuff falling as he roots through his hideout.
Colton: (but I go on the subreddit and follow lore so eh)
Jasper: ((the games aren't as scary when you've accidentally come across porn of chika
Jasper: ((with pizza on her boob
: shit
Alyss Little: ((The games aren't as scary when your little sister keeps watching those MLP + FNAF speedpaints
Alyss Little: ((And you're watching two fandoms die at once
: (( Oh god my sister watches those
Sherry Noble: ((ive come across far too much fnaf porn
: (( mfw fnaf theorists
Sherry Noble: ...So other than this bullshit how're you guys?
: High Feast Laharl [Alyss Little] is now High Feast Laharl [].
: After some time, a head rolls into the bar.
: Not like, a human head, or a fake head, like a fucking severed bear head.
GLaDOS: "Fine."
GLaDOS: "..."
Runner: "Alloy found that in a pizzeria nearby!"
Sherry Noble: ...Uh. Okay. I don't really give a shit.
GLaDOS: she still has her head in Jason's lap. "I'm understanding the point of a non-metallic lap."
Runner: "one second, let me spice it up!"
: Alright time to see what I can do with zelda samples
: Theresthe sound of him pressing some button.
: The bear head suddenly lights on fire,
Runner: "And now your bar smells like cooked bear, and I win!"
Sherry Noble: uses Scald to put it out.
: Scald's 30% burn chance kicks in
: And reignites it.
Jasper: "I'm doing alright, except for the spicy bear."
Sherry Noble: ...Damn thing.
Barchar: "Stop disrespecting Steve you robotic motherfucker." she muttered from tk-421
Sherry Noble: pulls out a Burn Heal and sprays it.
: DamnDude's connection timed out.
: These people
: They like
: Refer to themself as if they were actually their characters OOC
Colton: Like we never do that
: but they're way worse with it
Sherry Noble: ((i mean. i do it sometimes ngl
: ((Okay, so I do that with one character
: Colton [Colton] is now GLaDOS [GLaDOS].
: ((But her entire gimmick is 1st person mindfuckeryu
GLaDOS: That's not what they mean Laharl
: (('i'm in grillbys'
: (( "I've never met them"
: ((In my opinion, you can judge an RPer by their use of the word 'random'
GLaDOS: (That's not that weird, especially if you only have one character)
Sherry Noble: ((once i accidentally said "hi im mettaton" instead of "hi im vivien" and then i proceeded to avoid this person for the rest of the semester
: (( damn
GLaDOS: (hoo boy)
: ((I've called teachers 'Mom' before
Sherry Noble: ((i just ran
: ((And then asked to be put out of that class
GLaDOS: (also mv does that mean I'm allowed to call you 'Vivi')
Jasper: ((I've introduced myself as chime
Sherry Noble: ((yes
GLaDOS: (Awesome)
: ((Quick, stupid middle school nicknames?
: ((I was The Guch
GLaDOS: (I like the name Vivi)
: (( They called me Alphabet
Sherry Noble: ((i was known as ballbuster and europe
Jasper: ((i didn't have a stupid middle school nickname
Jasper: ((i had no friends :/
Sherry Noble: ((same
: ((I've got a sister named Asia
: ((She got called literally every country that WASN'T Asian
Sherry Noble: ((oh my god
: (( "Get the fuck over here, Las Vegas"
GLaDOS: (who names their kid 'Asia')
: (( "That's a city"
: ((I'm sorry
: ((You shittalking my sister's name
: (( /s I won't kill you that badly
: ((But yeah, Asia's dad was fucking dumb imo
GLaDOS: (I'm just saying that's a weird first name)
: ((Literally all of my sisters have different fathers
GLaDOS: (damn)
: (( I just remembered
GLaDOS: ([s]"Ah'll name her Asia, after where Ah got all mah stds"[/s] )
: (( linkin park with "hey" and "listen" looped over
GLaDOS: (lnkn prk)
Jasper: (("Link park"
: (( i need to get in fluh studio and just make a beat with navi sounds
: (( and put it over In The End's vocals
GLaDOS: (nono, wndrwll is Wonderwall with no vowels)
GLaDOS: (So lnkn prk)
: (( Lnkn Prk - N Th Nd
Sherry Noble: ((link in park
: (( i need a zelda pun on 'In The End' ASAP
GLaDOS: (in dead hand)
Sherry Noble: ((in deth mountain?
Sherry Noble: ((*death
: (( ok
: ((If it helps, half of my sisters also have names that resemble warioware
: ((We make lots of Ashley's Song jokes
: ((Whenever Ashley comes over
: (( apparently in the end is at 105 bpm
Sherry Noble: ((you could use it for cpr
GLaDOS: ("These are Asia, Ashley, and Mona.")
Jasper: ((holy shit you could
GLaDOS: ("Oh,abd here comes Waluigi!")
: ((
: (( 5 pitches
: (( The fuck
: (( quick I need a random number between 1 and 5
Sherry Noble: ((stayin alive is 103 iirc, and another one bites the dust is 100
Sherry Noble: ((3
: (( 3
GLaDOS: (2)
: ((1
Jasper: ((&
: (1 2 3 4 2 2 3 4 3 2 3 4 4 2 3 4
: ((1derland is where i'll find that alice who is radical
GLaDOS: (1 factorial)
: ((But i'm drunk on facebook now and diving down that rabbit hole
GLaDOS: (which is just one huh)
: ((Checking on my ex and soon i'm creepin' on her lover
: ((And when the picture buffers I see-[i]her new boyfriend's buffer~[/i]
: ((*Slam*
: ((So question
GLaDOS: (shoot)
: ((Do you guys have Watsky in your reccomended videos yet?
: Sherry Noble's connection timed out.
Jasper: ((nope
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: ((How about Yuri flower
Jasper: ((nope
: ((I had Yuri flower pop up in my recs
: ((While I was watching a video of a harleyquin baby
GLaDOS: (I've watched neither so)
: ((Also, I hate singing now
Jasper: ((I get mostly su ytps and vinesauce
: ((I'm in that awkward spot between Baritone and Tenor
: ((Where I can't do anything
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GLaDOS: (I get mostly lemon demon and Jonathan coulton)
: Steve the Bear [Steve the Bear] is now Yazan [Yazan].
: Zero [Zero] joined chat.
: (( I just get a bunch of vaporwave and frankjavcee videos
: Yazan's connection timed out.
Zero: ((Hi am zero
Sherry Noble: ((hi
Jasper: ((hello
: ((Am Harl
Zero: ((I'll hand em out soon I'm really getting into these bios
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Zero: ((Or, I'll hand a few out, I still have to work some, and decide who gets what
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GLaDOS: (hi am zero ama)
Colton: he eventually decides to go to Fanta, just to see if Smazzy would actually stab him
: (( this beat is so gross
: ((
: (( it's just
: (( ew
: (( and that is the objective of this
GLaDOS: (you're attempting to hit revulsion)
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Colton: fanta prolly knew him better than he did
: ((So Bloo, you're saying you
: ((want to
: ((Drop the beat
: Zero [Zero] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Fanta: "Howdy Colton"
Fanta: is sitting on the couch
: (( I don't know, am I
Colton: "Hi Fanta..."
: (( Oh my fucking god this does not sync
: (( I'm going to find some other song that is 105 BPM
Fanta: "Something up?"
Fanta: pats the couch beside her
Colton: is Smazzy still on the couch
Fanta: smazzy wheeled off to bed with his waifu
: Smolapeño's connection timed out.
Colton: he hops up. "Yeah...u met Asriel and...uhm."
Colton: "Are they really both Asriel?"
Fanta: listens
Fanta: "Yeah"
Fanta: "And so am I"
: Yazan's connection timed out.
Colton: "But your fanta...?"
Jasper: ((so uh guys
Jasper: ((did you know airheads can melt
Sherry Noble: ((yes
GLaDOS: (no)
Jasper: (('cause i just found a melted one in my pocket
: (( what flavor
Fanta: "That's a nickname"
Fanta: "My real name is Asriel"
Jasper: ((blue
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: (( blue and green are my favorites
Colton: "...Huh."
Jasper: ((Okay *attempts to shove it through the monitor*
Colton: "Well, uh, I met the one in the wheelchair and his boyfriend. And uhm..."
Sherry Noble: ((blue and red are the best
: (( :( not getting it
Jasper: ((well shit
: ((I'll eat it
: ((I like the white mystery flavor
Colton: "I'm scared. I think he wants to hurt me."
: (( Actually on second thought most of them taste the same
Fanta: "Why would you think that?"
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Fanta: ((Every airheads tastes like chemicals and sugar
GLaDOS: (I don't like airheads)
Fanta: ((Good tasting chemicals and sugar
Fanta: ((But chemicals and sugar nonetheless
Colton: "He kept glaring at me, and made those...stabby kinds of faces."
Sherry Noble: ((everything is chemicals
: ((Okay so we need to recruit someone to mod HAH
Colton: "I think he thinks I'm gonna take his boyfriend?"
Sherry Noble: ((im chemicals! youre chemicals!
: ((So we can put in our own cards
: ((And simulate fights like that for arcs
GLaDOS: (is that a thing that's possible)
Fanta: "I think you'll be ok"
: (( The fuck is HAH
Fanta: picks him up and puts him in her lap
Jasper: ((Holy shit it's one am
GLaDOS: (have a heart)
Jasper: ((i need to be up at 8
Sherry Noble: ((i am 99% sure im unable to use hah
Fanta: ((Go sleep
Jasper: ((see you guys i'm going to bed
Sherry Noble: ((gn
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GLaDOS: (night chime, sleep just long enough)
: (( I just put vocals for In the End over Great Fairy's Fountain oh god
: (( This barely fits
: Yazan's connection timed out.
GLaDOS: (So what you're saying is)
: (( I made a Level 1 shitpost
GLaDOS: (you tried so hARD)
: (( yeah I just broke that chain
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: (( i should buy a TR-808
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Colton: "I'm just worried..."
: Yazan's connection timed out.
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Colton: "Ever since I got there, I've been trying to not get stabbed. I thought that wouldn't be a thing when I got out, but now with that Barchar lady, and Him..."
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Smolster: (i'm gonna go to bed gn)
Sherry Noble: ((gn my love
GLaDOS: (night jal)
Sherry Noble: ((<3
Sherry Noble: ((sweet memes
Smolster: (ily!!
Sherry Noble: ((ily!!!
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Fanta: "You'll be ok sweetie, I won't let anything happen to you"
Fanta: ((6/9 bios complete
Sherry Noble: ((heh
GLaDOS: (hip hip hooray)
Fanta: pets him gently
: Sherry Noble's connection timed out.
Colton: he sighs, laying down.
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Fanta: keeps petting, smiling re-assuringly at him
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Fanta: "You wanna sleep in my room again, to get away from him?"
Colton: "Yeah..."
Fanta: nods
Fanta: "I won't let anyone hurt you"
Colton: "Thanks." He said, smiling.
Fanta: smiles back
Colton: "...he sifhs
Fanta: ((Aaaalmost done with all the characters
Colton: "Laps are really soft..."
Fanta: "Yup"
Avanne: <...If two guys were on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?>
Fanta: *>
H: <"I would pay to see that.:>
Fanta: she picks him up, standing and starting off to the bedroom
[L]: [color=red][/color]
H: <"Wait.">
H: <"How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?">
H: <"??????">
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red]L sighs, and goes back to trying to figure out where she can hide all these guns.[/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Blake: <...>
Blake: <*he actually seems pretty shaken by that*>
H: <"...oh">
GLaDOS: (slarv I'm in pm)
: (( I might buy some black coffee near midnight
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Colton: he allows it
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Colton: he trusts fanta
H: <"Oh. Was it just a prank, bro?">
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Blake: < I want to know how you've exercised the latter ability?>
[L]: [color=red][/color]
H: <"Death is but an illusio[u]This room is empty because God is de[/u][i]n The mitochondria is the powerhou[/i][u]THERE IS A SPOOKY SKELETON INSIDE OF ME AND INSIDE OF Y[/u][s]God is de[/s][color=#fff]Vaporwave i[/color][i]anxiety[/i]">
[L]: [color=red][/color]
H: <"Trying out voice overlapping.">
[L]: [color=red]<...Can I delete the ability to do that from your memories?>[/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
H: <"Up to you. :)">
Fanta: puts him in bed and gets in
: bloolooboyle: [s]hot sex[/s][br]Slarvath: sure why not
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
H: <"...">
Avanne: <-Death metal is playing in their head, though only they and L can hear it.->
[L]: [color=red][/color]
H: <"I was just thinking about shooting up Wynn, damn.">
: I might go chew some ice
: Using advice from icechewers
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Sherry Noble: ((x's mind: *milk carton tipping*
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
H: <"...." H slowly raises her hand.>
[L]: [color=red][/color]
H: <"I don't have any!">
[L]: [color=red][/color]
H: <"Oh, stop it, you.">
Avanne: <-Ominous French-sounding chants can be heard.->
[L]: [color=red][/color]
: See if it's not any of them
: We just say it's I.
Sherry Noble: ((or t
: Sherry Noble [Sherry Noble] is now Avanne [Avanne].
Blake: <*His head is pretty cluttered, despite his outward appearance. Claptrap is currently attempting to figure out how to use his next time of control in the ba>
H: <"[sub]Maybe if I do get grenades....[/sub]">
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
H: <"That song is still really good.">
GLaDOS: (you say that while I'm thinking of that part from the brodyquest megamix)
GLaDOS: (spooked)
[L]: [color=red][/color]
: ((The bauty of having everyone's minds connected
: ((And being the one that can see the minds
: (( You can just like
: (( Pull shit out of your ass, huh
: ((Means you get scenes like 'which one of you fucks is yelling in the claptrap voice actor'
[L]: [color=red][/color]
H: <"Would a Tulpa show here?">
[L]: [color=red]<...Artificial Life...well, I suppose if they were magical, their mind would be linked to yours.>[/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
: (( H's house doesn't even have a bed anymore
Blake: his 'bed' is a swivel chair
Avanne: <❤︎>
: (( Her house is just like
: (( A huge fuckin workshop
: (( Like the workshop in mythbusters
Avanne: ((don't try this at home
Avanne: ((we're what you call... experts
: (( She just sleeps on blankets laid across the floor
Blake: his house looks huge but it's actually the smallest
Avanne: ((their house is pretty much tim burton's wet dream
: (( H's house looks like the smallest
Blake: the front door is an elevator that leads to a little area slightly larger than a cubicle
: (( When you walk into her house
Blake: that's all that's actually there
: (( There's like an elevator that goes underground to show her actual like house
: (( wait, no
Fanta: cuddles the smol child
: (( Her house doesn't look too small but it looks huge on the inside because of the way she put everything
Colton: he enjoys this
Avanne: ((their house is pretty big, to fit books and magic stuff and tools
Blake: X's house is cloaked I shadow, and he doesn't let anyone near it, not even L
: What if L actually does have a house.
Fanta: "Goodnight Colton"
: Except it's hidden really fucking well.
Blake: it's actually filled with kiddy bullshit
Colton: "G'night fanta..."
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: It looks like a Pure OFF zone filled with random pillows
Yazan: ((jager ball z in 40
: And a byxbaxion-wasteland level of random shit from across everyone else's memories.
Blake: of you sing a certain pattern of notes in one spot of the fountain, then run to the other side fast enough to press a button before it disappeared, you unlock her house
: H's door is really weird
[L]: [color=red][/color]
: You have to open it from the inside
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
H: <"...">
Fanta: snuggles him close and falls asleep
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Colton: he is happy goteboy
[L]: [color=red][/color]
H: <"Noooooooooooo?"
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
: I wore high heels once to test how good of a driver you can be while wearing high heels
Avanne: ((oh dear
Fanta: purrs gently in her sleep
[L]: [color=red][/color]
H: <"...What?">
[L]: [color=red][/color]
H: <"...Thanks?">
[L]: [color=red]<...>[/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Yazan: (slarv do you knkw hiw to lucid dream?
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Fanta: ((I do not
Avanne: <......Fuck if I know.>
Fanta: ((Btw I just added the rules of the nonary game
[L]: [color=red]<...I shouldn't be losing these dicussion.>[/color]
Fanta: ((So yall can check that shit if u want
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Yazan: (gonna try to learn how
H: <"...">
[L]: [color=red]<...>[/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
: ((I've been meaning to try learning lucid dreaming
Yazan: ((hows it going?
Fanta: ((I've been interested, but I have nosy cocks who keep me from using a dream journal
: ((Haven't even started yet
Avanne: <:(>
Blake: <...>
H: <"aw..">
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Yazan: ((Im starting tonight, you guys mind reminding me
: (( K
Yazan: ((from time to time
: (( "Yaz get your lucid dreaming shit in check"
Yazan: ((dude Im dreaming of goats
: (( if only we could lucid dream of goats together
[L]: [color=red][/color]
: Thats a lie, she can't keep the body, it's literally made from everyone else's bodies.
Yazan: ((thats the plan, gonna make fanta, Jager, Hywel and more
: (( you better make a goat in my name
: (( name her
[L]: [color=red][/color]
: (( Lisa
: (( yes
: (( make a goat for me
: (( Lisa
Yazan: (no its auditori
: (( kek
[L]: [color=red][/color]
: (( I like to think that auditori ended up making it to the top of the charts
[L]: [color=red][/color]
H: <"I really wouldn't be surprised if it was true.">
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Yazan: (with Van Hallen with her
: (( auditori: a younger and somewhat more relentless toriel that makes music
H: <"It's time to stop, brother.">
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Zero [Zero].
GLaDOS: (I forget did you ever play her?)
: (( briefly
GLaDOS: Oh noooooo
Zero: or is he?
: (( I would draw Auditori
: (( Dunno how she would look
Zero: you don't know why you're all trapped he could be doing the world a favor
Zero: who knows
: (( i need to draw Lisa the Goat now
Zero: ((Lisa the goatful
: (( just, like, a goat with a shirt with goats on it
: ((A goat with a large white t-shirt
GLaDOS: (nah he's prolly just a douche)
: ((And hair that covers her eyes
: Guys
: Remember this meme
GLaDOS: (also >tfw you have to avoid using your shortcut to not spoil which character you are)
Zero: ((OK SO
: (( I will draw Lisa eventually
Avanne: <.............L, can we pretend this never happened? Like, can you remove this from my memories?>
: (( Lisa has a jean chain
Avanne: ((i remember that bloo
Zero: ((Just gonna.. ignore it and check for dead birds in the morning
: (( She wears hipster shirts
: (( Like, shirts with geometrical patterns and aesthetic graphics
[L]: [color=red]<...>[/color]
: (( Occasionally fingerless gloves
: (( She's actually really nice but doesn't look like she is really nice
: ((Oh man this Azur guy is being passive aggressive as hell
: ((Like
: ((Someone check /r/Ut
: ((And look at Azur
: (( On it
Avanne: <......>
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
: (( Ofna goin at it
: (( I was about to finish what I said
: (( But I probably shouldn't
Yazan: (slarv get a gun
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red]Boop, Avanne now remembers an absolutely amazing discussion that was totally not ripped from their own memories.[/color]
Avanne: hell ye
Blake: <...Well. That riveting discussion concluded, I believe I have paperwork to do.>
Blake: the dude basically gives himself busywork just to keep his head focused
[L]: [color=red]<...I'm going to my house.>[/color]
[L]: [color=red]Poof.[/color]
: (('That pool party with uncle rick never happened'
Avanne: ((gn
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Blake: he just walks off
H: H just falls asleep outside.
Blake: we won't touch on what (technically didnt) happen, but it was likely at least a very strange memory.
Blake: Blake does not like strange.
: A reminder
: Blake and everyone remember the conversation in full
: Avanne remembers her tailor-twined memory.
: their
Blake: so they gotta be careful about what they talk about around her
: Woops
: Sorry.
Blake: I dunno why it's so hard to remember with them
: Yazan's connection timed out.
: Yaz better fucking make Auditori
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Yazan: (Im.gonna
: (( What do you think she looks like
Yazan: (toriel
Yazan: (younger tori with a white shirt, leather jacket, and jeans
: ((/r/UT nearly killed UW already
Yazan: (large supple breasts too
Barchar: (it turns out her Chara looked exactly like bc)
: ((But giving a child who hasn't eaten anything artifical in literal years a bar of factory chocolate.
: (( Leather Converse too
GLaDOS: (that would at least have been a mistake)
GLaDOS: (unlike tossing miyu into lava)
: ((I'm never letting them forget the Miyu Lavaing
Yazan: (she die?
: (( Noctis never came back after that
: (( I don't think Noctis will ever return because of that
: ((/r/UT decided to throw Miyu into Lava
: ((She respawned at a shoe save
: (( We are slowly eliminating /r/UT
GLaDOS: (they tossed miyu into hotland for being kind of a bitch and defending herself upon being attacked)
Jäger Leyline: -dreams are explorable
: (( crisis_today: "hotline miami or starbound???"
Yazan: (overwatch
: Yazan [Yazan] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
: (( I'm going to go to sleep now
Jäger Leyline: (k nigbt
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Barchar: wooo
Jäger Leyline: is sitting in his room. Theres sounds of gunfu
Jäger Leyline: gunfire in the distance
Jäger Leyline: is arou.d 13
Barchar: "...Well. Gonna be hard making an excuse for this one." she muttered, looking around.
Jäger Leyline: 12*
: the record player is playing jazx
Jäger Leyline: jazz*
Barchar: of course it is
Barchar: "Getting sick of fuckin' jazz." she muttered.
: its night but there is red light in the distance. People are screaming
Barchar: she just looks at Jager. "Hey, kid."
Barchar: she paused. Was following a script herself really the best way to do this?
Barchar: after all, she's trying to break the script right now.
Jäger Leyline: ....its not safe here
Barchar: "Yeah, well, I'm the queen of unsafe."
Barchar: "You might not remember."
Jäger Leyline: ...the humans are cominh
Barchar: "The humans can go fuck themselves. I don't care about the humans."
: a few artillery shelss whistle by and a few explosions how
Jäger Leyline: just atick
: happen close by*
Jäger Leyline: just sits huddled up*
Barchar: glares at the record player. She was just waiting for the script to kick in, and then that thing was gone. "Don't worry, kid. I'll actually try to protect you this time."
Barchar: she stood up, walking over.
: the record player starts playing a jazz electronic guitar. hybrid
Jäger Leyline: ....Dad......where is he?
Barchar: "No clue." she muttered, looking for any silhouettes to indicate the script had started.
: an explosion happena close by and tocks the house
GLaDOS: tocks?
Jäger Leyline: huddles up more
: GLaDOS [GLaDOS] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].
Jäger Leyline: rocks*
Barchar: She faltered a bit. Was stopping it now a good idea"Alright, screw it. Curtain call, end of act I." she grunts, kicking the record player.
Barchar: Missed a question mark and a space but aight
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Jäger Leyline: is lying on the ground crying
Jäger Leyline: is curled up crying
Barchar: "...Well."
Barchar: "Did I even bypass the script? Or speed it up?"
Jäger Leyline: just cries and does nothing
Jäger Leyline: else
Barchar: She sighs. "Ya know, kid, much as I want to help you as best I can, you make it really hard to actually sleep." she muttered.
Jäger Leyline: just cries
Barchar: (Why are human 's such dicks? Is Barchar secretly Jager's dad? How has he not emptied his metaphysical dream tear ducts yet?)
Jäger Leyline: (Krillin does die next episode
Barchar: (oh boy)
Jäger Leyline: wakes up irl
Jäger Leyline: err ircautime
Jäger Leyline: goes and gets some watrler before sitting back on the bed
Jäger Leyline: lays down with BC
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Jäger Leyline: (hey slar
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Barchar: she pops back in her own body. Luckily, she laid down pretty limp before, anyway.
Jäger Leyline: (you cam try again I got 30 minutes
Jäger Leyline: falls back asleep
Barchar: (I do get the feeling there's some kind of puzzle here I'm trying to do, but idk)
Jäger Leyline: (its more of a story arc but there is somethinf
Jäger Leyline: thats all I say
Jäger Leyline: ((ooc
Barchar: might as well. Would I be missing anything if we skipped to when she kicked?
Jäger Leyline: ((you lose that part of thr memory
Barchar: as in, like, we just go to where the dream was when she dud it without the buildup
Jäger Leyline: is covered in ash dirt and grime at a camp. theres a lot of monster soldiers
Barchar: Well then, we're moving on. That's fair.
Barchar: looks around. "Hey, kid." she muttered.
: the record player is there playing the blues
Jäger Leyline: ...h-hello
Barchar: almost welcomes the change
Barchar: "Fancy meeting you here."
Jäger Leyline: .....y-yeah
Jäger Leyline: - a 2nd Jager appears not too far from them
: a few silhottues are yelling at the 2nd jager
Barchar: "..."
Barchar: "Okay, I don't know WHAT to make of this."
Jäger Leyline: .....why are you here?
Barchar: "Why do you think? Genuine question."
Jäger Leyline: -a third jager appears and has a sword as he swings it at a dummy. A silhoutte is pointing at the dummy and yelling at him
Jäger Leyline: running afrom the human? looking for refgee
Barchar: "Ah. Now I get it. Snapshots." she muttered.
Barchar: She shrugs. "Kinda. Mostly, I'm just looking to help."
Jäger Leyline: thats what I want
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Barchar: "What, for yourself? Or others?"
Jäger Leyline: to stop the humans
Barchar: "Yeah. Humans suck."
Jäger Leyline: - a 4th jager appears doing pushup until a silhoutte walks over and steps on his back
Jäger Leyline: ...they destroyed home.....
Jäger Leyline: .....I tried to save dad
Jäger Leyline: is tearing up
Barchar: "I know." she sighed.
Jäger Leyline: .....he wouldnt move
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Jäger Leyline: ...just sat in his chair.....
Barchar: "Do you think he was worth saving? A fool who beat you, too dumb to run away from a firefight? He may be your dad, Leyline, but sometimes not everyone deserves to be saved."
Jäger Leyline: ...hes my dad though......
Barchar: "I know. But that doesn't give him a free pass."
Jäger Leyline: .......
: a silhoutte walks up and tosses Jager a short sword, "time for your first mission kid"
Barchar: "Yeah. Talk over. I'll see you soon, kid."
Jäger Leyline: 0 the music is much louder now
Jäger Leyline: (why pap
Jäger Leyline: yeah Ill talk to you later
Barchar: is resisting the urge to stop it herself. She kinda wants to see how one of these end on their own.
Jäger Leyline: gets up and heads out with the silhouttes
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Barchar: "...Youre one to talk, little miss 'the people you consider parents didn't know you existed until you were thirteen and they're all great people.'"
Jäger Leyline: is sitting on a bed with a smile on his face, eyes closed and swinging his head
Barchar: sighs, smiling. "Well, that's something for you, Jager." she decided to pop back in her own body before the music got too bad for her.
Barchar: she decides to lay her head on his chest. Only fair.
Jäger Leyline: (gtg to work gn
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Jäger Leyline: (oi
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: ((Hello))
Jäger Leyline: (that fast
Jäger Leyline: (i just said oi when you entered
Jäger Leyline: (so I am going to get overwatch
: ((Okay))
: ((Hope you'll like it))
Jäger Leyline: (wanna play it togther someimts?
: ((Sure. Getting it for PC I assume))
Jäger Leyline: (yeah
Jäger Leyline: (Ill buy it in a bit
Jäger Leyline: (getting pop eyes atm
: ((Ah))
Jäger Leyline: ((Because despite being from Louisana it.makes it way over to korea
: ((Louisiana in Korea))
Jäger Leyline: ((they fucking love fried chicken here
Jäger Leyline: ((I'm pretty sure they can steal that stereotype away from blacks
: ((Is it common
: ((Fried chicken
Jäger Leyline: ((yea
Jäger Leyline: ((all the big fried chicken sellers in the US are here
Jäger Leyline: ((except chick fila
: ((I assume KFC is popular))
Jäger Leyline: ((yep
Jäger Leyline: ((though its not as good her as it is in the US
: ((Never was a fan of Fried chicken))
Jäger Leyline: ((where did you buy overwactch?
: ((Off the internet, through blizzard()
Jäger Leyline: ((k
: ((*
Jäger Leyline: ((having issues getting on it
: ((What kind of issues))
Jäger Leyline: (DNS server
: ((Okay))
Jäger Leyline: ((see if you can get on it
: ((Can't rn))
: ((I'm on mobile atm))
: ((But it is very possible the servers are down))
Jäger Leyline: ((the korean site is fine
: ((I dunno))
Jeska or Jekon: -is in the bathrrom-
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Jäger Leyline: ((bread? Bread!?! BBBBRRRRREEEEEEAAAAADDDDD??!!!!!!???????
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Acastus: -He is not.-
Acastus: -In the bathroom.-
Jeska or Jekon: Acastus!
Acastus: "Yeah?"
Jeska or Jekon: I got something to show you!
Acastus: "What is it?"
Jeska or Jekon: Where are you at?!
Acastus: "Bedroom."
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon].
Jeska or Jekon: exits the bathroom wearing this
Jeska or Jekon:
Jeska or Jekon: what do you think? got it for the prom
Acastus: "Ohh, you look beautiful."
Jeska or Jekon: this should blow their minds
Acastus: "It will."
Jeska or Jekon: you get a suit or anything?
Acastus: -He grabs some stuff, and changes into a suit. Which takes a bit.-
Jeska or Jekon: Hey there handsome
Acastus: -He smiles.-
Acastus: "My friends still don't believe me, it'll be funny when they see you."
Jeska or Jekon: I'm jsut surpised you told them
Acastus: "Like, pretty sure they're just gonna fall over.
Jeska or Jekon: did you expect them to believe
Jeska or Jekon: you
Acastus: "Not really."
Jeska or Jekon: so how many more days?
Acastus: "Tommorow night, actually."
Jeska or Jekon: I can't wait
Acastus: "Neither can I."
Jeska or Jekon: kisses him
Acastus: -He kisses back.-
Jeska or Jekon: think I should arrive in a mobile suit
Jeska or Jekon: ?
Acastus: "sure, why not?"
Jeska or Jekon: the school gonna get pissed that an 18m tall moible suit come flying into the school and landing next to it?
Acastus: "Not if you call."
Acastus: "And tell them you're going to."
Jeska or Jekon: I'll make a few calls then
Jeska or Jekon: undress because she doesn't want to ruin her dress
Jeska or Jekon: is back to her cargo pants and tank top
Acastus: "Stull beautiful."
Jeska or Jekon: Heh, you're so sweet, always know what to say
Acastus: -He smiles.-
Jeska or Jekon: question
Jeska or Jekon: when you go to the university, are you going to move out?
Acastus: "No."
Jeska or Jekon: ((Whats your battlenet account number or ID
: ((Give me a sec
: Don't know it, can't get it rn))
Jeska or Jekon: (not police bread?
: ((I have no idea)$
: ((Cause I think it uses two names, one for overwatch and one for the account))
Jeska or Jekon: do you think that life can be too boring here?
Acastus: -He shrugs.-
Acastus: "A little."
Jeska or Jekon: I don't want you to feel like you're stuck here
Jeska or Jekon: if you want to go back to the bar, you can
Acastus: "I don't want to if you're not gonna came with me..."
Jeska or Jekon: .....
Jeska or Jekon: ...I'll....go if you...really want to
Acastus: "If it makes you unhappy, we don't have to."
Jeska or Jekon: ...I'll be okay if we go back
Acastus: "...Okay."
Jeska or Jekon: wanna go out for dinner tonight? go to a fancy restaurant
Acastus: "Sure."
Acastus: "Ehat place are you thinking."
Jeska or Jekon: steak house?
Jeska or Jekon: Lets go to Ruth Chris' Steak House, I'll pay
Acastus: "That'll be fun."
Jeska or Jekon: Alright go ahead and change when we'll go
Acastus: -He does.-
Jeska or Jekon: hopes on the motorcycle
Jeska or Jekon: hop on
Acastus: -He does.-
Jeska or Jekon: drives off and heads into town, they go and eat and stuff
Loni Leyline: -meanwhile-
Azalea: "..."
Loni Leyline: -is playing a video game
Azalea: -She is watching next to her.-
Azalea: "Apparently we're getting our own room."
Loni Leyline: what? no, the younger kids are moving into the uest room
Jeska or Jekon: guest*
Azalea: "Yeah. So, we're getting our own room."
Loni Leyline: buts it already our room
Azalea: "Well, yeah. But our own room now."
Azalea: "Cause it was a kids room before."
Azalea: "We get to be alone."
Jeska or Jekon: (overwatch just fibished
Jeska or Jekon: yep!
Azalea: -She snuggles up to Loni.-
Jeska or Jekon: (Im going to try it out for a bit
Loni Leyline: -snuggles back
: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] is now Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline].
Azalea: "You know... I really enjoyed the other day. Thank you."
Loni Leyline: blushes
Loni Leyline: blushes
Azalea: "I love you..."
Loni Leyline: I love you too
Loni Leyline: (so you can play agianst bots in ow?
: ((Yeah, you can play with a. Real team against a team of bots))
Azalea: "..."
Loni Leyline: (holy shit I made firsf place on my first match and got play of the game
: ((10/10))
Loni Leyline: What?
Azalea: "Nothing."
Loni Leyline: (so far so good
Azalea: -She kisses.-
Azalea: "..."
Loni Leyline: kisses back but dies in the game when that happena
Loni Leyline: dang it
Azalea: "Oh, sorry."
Loni Leyline: ita cool
Loni Leyline: I was rocking it anyways
Azalea: "Wanna take a break to make out?"
Loni Leyline: I uh...sure
Loni Leyline: puts the controller down
Azalea: "Nah, you don't have to, I was mostly joking, if you're busy."
Loni Leyline: I just would have just....started....
Azalea: "...What?"
Loni Leyline: just started making out with me
Loni Leyline: not really ask to
Azalea: "Oh. No, I'll probably ask, I don't want to make you unhappy or something..."
Loni Leyline: blushes
Loni Leyline: smiles too
Loni Leyline: it wont
Loni Leyline: it when you do
Azalea: -She smiles, and begins to wrap her arms around Loni.-
Loni Leyline: smiles and hugs back
Azalea: -She stares into Loni's eyes.-
Loni Leyline: stares back and blushes, but she loves it when Azalea does stuff like this
Azalea: -She closes her eyes, starting lean in for the kiss.-
Loni Leyline: lets it happen and kisses back closing her eyes
Azalea: -She is passionate in the kiss, slightly pushing Loni into the bed.-
Loni Leyline: falls into the bed and starts hugging tightly, feeling her up
Azalea: -She does the same thing, feeling around Loni.-
Loni Leyline: Azzzaleeaa... -is enjoying it-\
Azalea: "Mmm?"
Loni Leyline: I love you
Loni Leyline: I love it when you do this
Azalea: "I love you and it too."
Loni Leyline: Jager talked to me about how to get close
Azalea: "Yeah?"
Loni Leyline: he mostly taught me to express my thoughts when this happens,
Azalea: "Mmhmm."
Loni Leyline: I still get embarassed
Loni Leyline: but you can do what ever you want to me
Azalea: "Yeah?"
Loni Leyline: Yes
Loni Leyline: whenever....
Azalea: -She pokes her butt.-
Azalea: "Like that?"
Loni Leyline: gasps but nods
Azalea: -She pokes it some more.-
Azalea: -And fells her butt.-
: Feels*
Loni Leyline: lets out some small cute gasps
Loni Leyline: ohh...
Azalea: "You're so adorable..."
Loni Leyline: blushes and does that cute look away and cmile
Loni Leyline: t-t-thanks
Azalea: -She pulls her head back, and kisses again.-
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Loni Leyline: slides her hand down on to Azalea's butt
Loni Leyline: rubs it a bit
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Barchar: (tfw bread fuckin bails on you)
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Loni Leyline: (story cau life
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Barchar: (nah he does it to everyone)
Loni Leyline: ((just got Overwatch
Barchar: (yeah I saw)
Loni Leyline: (do you have it?
Barchar: (yeah, but my computer acts...funky with it)
Barchar: (besides, if we tried to play together at least one of our pings would be through the roof)
Loni Leyline: (why is that?
Barchar: (cause you're in North Korea. And I'm in America.)
Loni Leyline: ((you sure about my location?
Barchar: (or just Korea in general, I dunno why my brain put north)
Barchar: (I just woke up)
Loni Leyline: ((well considering that NK doesn't even have general access to the internest
Loni Leyline: ((I'm sure its kinda important
Barchar: (point is, we're far away and so no matter which 'local' servers we got into, one of us would have ping troubles)
Loni Leyline: ((last time I played with others, the ping was in the 300s
Barchar: (yeah, that'd be why)
Loni Leyline: (sux
Loni Leyline: (sorry, meant succ
Barchar: (suxess)
Jäger Leyline: -wakes up
: Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Jäger Leyline: strokes BC's hair and kisses her forehead
Barchar: she smiles, opening one eye. "Morning, Jager."
Jäger Leyline: Morning babe
Jäger Leyline: Hey I'm glad you're staying here
Barchar: "...I am, aren't I? I honestly hadn't even considered I could go back home yet." she sighs. "It sucks. Being somewhere else just makes me feel...unsettled, but I like actually seeing you this often."
Jäger Leyline: I don't want you to be uncomfortable, you can go back to the bar
Jäger Leyline: I'll sleep there with you
Barchar: She sighed. "I dunno. I certainly don't wanna make you stay away from your home, either."
Jäger Leyline: I have no trouble being away from here
Jäger Leyline: Loni right now has Azalea Hywel, and Fanta
Jäger Leyline: so I'd be best with you
Barchar: "I guess." she shrugged. "I suppose this is something we eventually need to work out. For now, though, thanks. I'll try to get us an actually half-decent bed."
Jäger Leyline: I'll get us one, you do want queen or king or perhaps a single so we have to get extra snuggly
Barchar: "Ooh, tough choice."
Barchar: she gets up close, hemming and hahing. "Eh. Probably queen. We can snuggle on any size bed, but I'd prefer neither of us roll off it in our sleep."
Jäger Leyline: yeah true
Jäger Leyline: spring or memory mattress?
Barchar: "...uh...what's this one?"
Jäger Leyline: the mattress time
Jäger Leyline: memory foam is usually more comfy
Jäger Leyline: butttttt springs are REALLY bouncy
Barchar: She licked her lips. "Do you wanna broadcast to the whole bat each time we fuck?"
Barchar: Bar*
Jäger Leyline: wraps himself around
Jäger Leyline: well you think they'd get annoyed?
Barchar: "Depends who's there, I figure."
Jäger Leyline: spring it is
Jäger Leyline: besides I'm sure you miss seeing the others there
Barchar: "Talking, yeah."
Barchar: "...yooou probably heard as much."
Jäger Leyline: alright well move back, I'm sure grillby misses ya
Jäger Leyline: but if you want a night away, just stop over here anytime
Barchar: "Sure thing."
Jäger Leyline: so whatcha think of colton?
Barchar: "He seems like a nice kid."
Barchar: "...dont think he likes me much."
Jäger Leyline: you may have scared him with the randomly talking to nothing
Barchar: "And the red eyes. And the sharp canines."
Barchar: "And the fact that I look like I've never heard the word 'conditioner' or 'ironing'."
Jäger Leyline: well a shower or bath will fix one of those
Jäger Leyline: speaking of which, when are we bathing together?
Barchar: "You say that like it's an inevitability. That said, literally whenever you want."
Jäger Leyline: well it is gonna happen
Jäger Leyline: right how
Jäger Leyline: now*
Jäger Leyline: get your sweet ass in the tub
Barchar: "Sure thing." she hopped on her feet, going towards the batgroom
Barchar: (alright gtg for school, be back in 6 hours)
Jäger Leyline: follows and gets in the tub as he fulls it up with water
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Zero: ((Hi
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Smol Asriel: is waiting for colton
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Smol Asriel: waiting at the end of a hallway, menacingly
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: is he going to stab that fucker
Smol Asriel: is going to speak with him
Smol Asriel: ((Flame
Smol Asriel: ((Flame are you live
Smol Asriel: is just waiting, tapping his foot
Smol Asriel: ((Flame pls i have skool soon
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: (( "skool"
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: ((Rip Slarv))
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Barchar: (I got 'skool' to do too, my dude)
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Smol Asriel: ((You were online doe
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: ((Rip a dip))
Barchar: (I'm homeschooled)
Barchar: (i keep the chat open)
Smol Asriel: ((O
Endling Asriel: -Smazzy better not stab a bitch.-
Smol Asriel: ((Rip
Smol Asriel: was simply gonna explain the pecking order
: (("Fist there's you, then there's the dirt..."))
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Colton: well he accidentally bumps into him so, he can go mr. popo on his ass
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Colton: "Oh, Asriel, hi, hi, hello, I was just going to get some cereal"
Smol Asriel: "Oh hi Colton"
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Smol Asriel: "Wait, one second"
Barchar: (Smazzy: "Is 'get some cereal' code for 'STEAL MY BOYFRIEND'")
Smol Asriel: "Since you're new, I need to go over the ground rules here"
Colton: [sub]"Do the ground rules involve stabbing?"[/sub]
Smol Asriel: "Perhaps"
Smol Asriel: "This household operates on a sort of pecking order"
Colton: well if you're trying to intimidate him you've certainly succeeded
Smol Asriel: "It's been in place a long time, and you need to know where you fit into it"
Smol Asriel: "Sound good?"
Colton: "Yes, yeah, totally fine."
Smol Asriel: "Sweet"
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Smol Asriel: "So, lowest on the totem pole is you, followed by the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, jager's cooking, literally everyone else execpt me and asriel, then me and asriel."
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Smol Asriel: "Any questions?"
: kek
Colton: "..."
Colton: "I am used to this."
Smol Asriel: "Good"
Endling Asriel: -Guess who is leaning at the end of the hallway behind Smazzy, looking rather upset.-
Smol Asriel: turns around and sees this
Smol Asriel: "O-oh hi#
Smol Asriel: *"
: tfw your will to live decreases substantially
Endling Asriel: "Seriously?"
Colton: he takes this moment to gtfo
Smol Asriel: "What?"
Smol Asriel: does ea just have a sensor for when smazzy's being a dick
Colton: seems it
Endling Asriel: -Yes.-
Colton: perfectly honed
Endling Asriel: "You're making him uncomfortable, sad, and afraid again."
Endling Asriel: "Even after I specifically told you to not."
Smol Asriel: "..."
Smol Asriel: guilty gote looks guilty
Endling Asriel: -He walks over to Colton.-
Endling Asriel: "Sorry... He's being a jerk. He does that sometimes. He's afraid you'll try and steal me from himself."
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Endling Asriel: "He won't hurt you. If he wanted to, I wouldn't let him, and he would have to hurt me first."
Endling Asriel: "And he couldn't do that."
Smol Asriel: is still behind ea
Colton: "I don't even know why he thinks that."
Colton: "I mean, I don't even think I like boys like that."
Smol Asriel: "Good"
Endling Asriel: "Alright, and Smazzy."
Smol Asriel: ((Now i gtg
Endling Asriel: -Well shit.-
Smol Asriel: ((Maybe 2 minutes left
Smol Asriel: ((Get er done fast
Endling Asriel: "I'm disappointed, to say the least."
Smol Asriel: "..."
Endling Asriel: "Okay?"
Smol Asriel: "Ok..."
Endling Asriel: "Stop doing this, please, for your sake."
Smol Asriel: "..."
Endling Asriel: "Eventually someone will take it badly."
Colton: [sub]"Oh no he's threatening him too why"[/sub] he takes this secondary moment of distraction to gtfo secondarily
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Endling Asriel: -He didn't mean that as a threat, and didn't say it any threatening way.-
Colton: Yeah, well, when you consider the fact that where he's been for the past [?] years that would invariably be a threat
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Colton: he's not really the kind for the benefit of the doubt
: ((Fuckin' hell
: ((I can't feel my legs when i'm with you
Barchar: (uh)
Endling Asriel: -He goes to the couch, and sits.-
: ((Uh))
: ((Ok))
Barchar: ('you' who)
: ((You can't say that))
: ((And then not exist Laharl))
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: (('Ello
: ((Flame fuck you
: ((You got it stuck in my head again
Barchar: (what the fuck are you talking about)
Barchar: (i didn't make a single reference to still alive)
: ((Laharl is going insane
: ((You linked the goddamn natewantstobattle video
: ((And ended my mindstream
Barchar: (oh)
Barchar: (that was like 2 goddamn days ago dude)
: ((That was last fucking night
: ((During CaUtale
Barchar: (was that last night?)
Barchar: (it feels like it's been langer)
: ((I think?
Barchar: (yeah it was monday)
Barchar: (today is wednesday)
: **jesus i missed a dat
: ((I literally don't remember anything from tuesday
Barchar: (Then who was Laharl yesterday...........????)
: ((Okay this is actually creeping me the fuck out
Barchar: (also you probably do remember it and you're getting it wrapped up with monday)
: ((Cause last I remember it was fucking monday
Barchar: (You could also look at the archives from yesterday and see)
: ((You were RPing Alyss
: ((THis is fucking creepy I don't remember any of hat L or Alyss RPing
: ((And I barely remember Slarv talking to me about my Zero Escape char
: ((Fuck I need to check the logs
: ((Okay))
Barchar: (...)
Barchar: (Apparently there's some fucking fake laharl trying to take over his life)
Barchar: (or somebody really wanted laharl to forget tuesday)
: ((It's me /s
: ((Okay back
: ((So I just checked, and it looks like I fucked uo
: ((And took the wrong meds
: ((And somehow lost an entire day?
Barchar: (holy shit)
: ((Cause i've got the same number of my ADHD meds
Barchar: (that's kind of terrifying)
: ((Probably amnesia
: ((Jesus I need to read the logs a bit
Barchar: (that by taking some fuckin'; pills you could just delete an entire fucking day)
: ((To find out what the fuck I did
: ((I'll brb I gotta check all my contacts and shit to ensure I didn't sell my dog or something
: ((I doubt it))
Barchar: (also i'mma be gone for karate soon so)
: ((In other news
: ((Tangy trying to defend the literal fucking Ex-Machina they pulled with
: (('Well seni invented the power'
Barchar: ("It happened which justifies it happening")
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: ((Fucking Tangy
: ((I dislike Tangy now
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hideo kojima turns 53 today))
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: (( What did tangy do
: ((See, I have neither the time
: ((Or the crayons
: ((To explain the logistics of Deus Ex Machinaing to Tangy
: (( I do
: (( I will make a fucking short film on that
CryingEevee OOC: ((in other news i've started my very first nuzlocke run. a nuzlocke of a randomized version of pokemon emerald.))
: ((Quick
: ((Stop
: ((Go enable Moemon
: ((And continue
: (( Moemon masterrace
CryingEevee OOC: ((i will not use moemon.))
: (( Laharl
CryingEevee OOC: ((i refuse.))
: (( I can make a whole deus ex machina short film
CryingEevee OOC: ((also laharl, you're my starter; a dratini))
: ((Damn right
: ((I am a god (Psuedo-god)
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CryingEevee OOC: ((ok so actually, i lied, this is my second nuzlocke but i lost the first one so quickly i'm not counting it [i had the randomization TOO high and lost at the first may fight))
: ((You randomized pokemon stats didnt you
: ((You never go full randomizer
CryingEevee OOC: ((no, just types and moves. and pokemon of course))
CryingEevee OOC: ((but even that's too much))
CryingEevee OOC: ((but now it's just pokes))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and items))
CryingEevee OOC: ((also my first caught pokemon is boringly ratatta))
: (( kek
: (( hi yaz
CryingEevee OOC: ((the ratatta is named after someone not from cau))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i do like emerald's ratatta sprite though. never saw it before.))
: ((
: (( @/r/UT
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CryingEevee OOC: ((and this route's pokemon is...))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((cloyster))
CryingEevee OOC: ((I SHOULD'VE RUN))
CryingEevee OOC: ((I WAS AN IDIOT))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((i lost laharl due to my own incompetence...))
: ((Q_Q
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: ((Nice))
: ((Also hey yaz))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((now i have to rely on blisterboy the ratatta... i'm sorry laharl))
: (( crawling in the shower
CryingEevee OOC: ((the drain it will not drain))
: (( water in my drain
: (( showering is how i shower
CryingEevee OOC: ((i almost want to restart, losing a pokemon so early))
CryingEevee OOC: ((but i don't think i will))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((okay, caught a goldeen, nearly died there. what should i name it?))
: (( MV
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's male btw))
: ((Actually
: ((Name it Yaz
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, it's yaz... now time to grind.))
: (( grind yaz? oh my
CryingEevee OOC: ((bloo, i'm going to catch something, name it after you, and let it DIE))
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: (( i would write something offensive but i will not write that now
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh no. i just remembered in this gen poison is active on the overworld))
: (( plot twist: the pokemon you name after me ends up saving your ass
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CryingEevee OOC: ((y'know, the worst thing is, i couldn't even catch the pokemon that killed laharl. i had to run otherwise i'd prolly die))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((is it more traditional to have a grave box or to release the ded pokes? because i'm keeping a grave box.))
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: (( why the fuck is an ihascupquake video on the "Related videos" section of my shitposts
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: ((Just checked her channel))
: ((She's real fucking late to the undertale party))
: ((Wait no))
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: ((She just released one video a month))
: (( i'd say the optimal undertale let's play video duration needs to be from september 2015 - march 2016
: ((It's August 2016))
: (( even by march it's kind of ech
: ((And she is on asgore, prolly henicaide))
: Genicide*
: ((Oh wow))
: ((Nevermind, first play through))
: You brought her there, eh
: ((Hey, is that UW Asriel))
: ((Nah thats Tori
: ((Fuckin hell))
: ((What is Azzy))
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: ((Is Azzy that freaky?))
: ((Yes
CryingEevee OOC: ((aw man, this route has aron. i would've much prefered aron over goldeen))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((aaand it has sharpedo))
CryingEevee OOC: ((blisterboy learned quick attack. yaaay))
: (( Time to blast Skrillex remixes and play counterstrike
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CryingEevee OOC: ((and it has swinub. huh.))
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Jesus Syphon: ((hello
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai tri. i'm doing a pokemon emerald randomizer nuzlocke.))
Jesus Syphon: ((osht
Jesus Syphon: ((now i really want to do that
CryingEevee OOC: ((and laharl was the first to die!))
Jesus Syphon: ((fuck you i'm gonna do it now
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CryingEevee OOC: ((he was a dratini and my starter))
Jesus Syphon: ((what do
CryingEevee OOC: ((do you have the randomizer?))
Jesus Syphon: ((oh, i just get the emulator and the randomizer?
CryingEevee OOC: ((the randomizer, the emulator, and a clean rom))
Jesus Syphon: ((alright
CryingEevee OOC: (([url=]the randomizer[/url]))
: ((To spite you all
: ((I'll fucking play a Storm Silver special run
: ((I'm gonna get six random eggs from Nappy's egglocke
: ((And roll the game with them
: (( congratu-fucking-lations
: (( j-fucking-k
Avanne: ((remember what avanne mentioned last night? this is their magic little helper, their lovely assistant chantelle:
CryingEevee OOC: ((grinding is a little more bearable when you have a speedup button))
CryingEevee OOC: ((whoa, this route has butterfree as a rare poke.))
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Smol Asriel: ((I am return
Smol Asriel: ((Almost done with zero escape planning
Avanne: ((noice
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: ((You missed everyone ganging up on Tangy again
Smol Asriel: ((Aaaand I worked out how we can have individual people talking/doing things in private
: ((Cool))
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh?))
Smol Asriel: ((Because in the ze games people go off on their own and shit
Smol Asriel: ((I'll be splitting u up, here's how that's gonna work
: ((Have you given character descriptions or are you still workin in that))
Smol Asriel: ((I have them
Smol Asriel: ((At home
Smol Asriel: ((Basically for splitting up, you'll pm me what you do, and I'll relay that to whoever else is in the group
: ((Got it
Avanne: ((oh, cool
Smol Asriel: ((Pls use discord if you can so I don't need to open like 9 tabs
: (( K
Avanne: ((i cant
Smol Asriel: ((Ik
Smol Asriel: ((If u can, do so
Avanne: ((bc discord takes up space that id barely use, sry abt that
Smol Asriel: ((Ye
CryingEevee OOC: ((blisterboy can now one-shot the standard pokemon i'm finding. cool.))
Smol Asriel: is not talking to colt
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: ((Question is
: ((Are our intentions to be the only one out
: ((Or the first one out
: ((Cause I can think two of us
: ((That would want to make sure everyone else is rip
Fanta: ((You get out by using the number nine door
Fanta: ((It opens when you get 9 bp
Fanta: ((And only once
: ((Ah.
: ((So only one person gets out
Avanne: ((are we doing some dangan ronpa bullshit in murdering everyone else or no
Fanta: ((All those who do not exit the number nine door, with 9 bp, will be either stuck or penalized, haven't decided yet
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok. going to fight a trainer now. i am so nervous.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((>haunter))
Fanta: ((Mv, read the rules I added to the chat
CryingEevee OOC: ((good thing taz has peck which is flying))
Avanne: ((ok
CryingEevee OOC: ((*yaz))
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Jasper: (hey slarv, can you link me there?
CryingEevee OOC: (("i'll take you out with my bug pokemon!" *sends out staryu*))
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Jesus Syphon: ((staryu is bug confirmed
Avanne: ((
CryingEevee OOC: ((>pet poacher))
Avanne: ((unless thats wrong
CryingEevee OOC: ((i forgot i randomized the trainer titles))
Fanta: ((
Jesus Syphon: ((aw dammit i've failed
Jesus Syphon: ((the randomizer did not do the thing because i did not do a thing
CryingEevee OOC: ((>fighting level 4 pokemon. my pokemon are level 11. i think i grinded a biiit too much))
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh well, better safe than sorry))
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: (( "I feel like an adult surrounded by toddlers"
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Avanne: ((yo
Jesus Syphon: ((okay, what settings should i put
Jesus Syphon: ((in the randomizer
CryingEevee OOC: ((i randomized pokes, trainer pokes, and items))
Fanta: ((Ya got the rules mv?
CryingEevee OOC: ((that's all you need really))
CryingEevee OOC: ((anything else sucks for a nuzlocke))
Jesus Syphon: ((alright
CryingEevee OOC: ((i found that out the hard way...))
Avanne: ((i do
: ((Pssst
: ((Want a tip CE
: ((Try to find a pokemon with Thief
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: ((Because wild pokemon items are randomized too, and its a good way to farm TMs and shit
CryingEevee OOC: ((hope i find one then!))
CryingEevee OOC: ((let's see what wally catches! and then he probably won't use it and have a completely different party everytime i fight him. but that's just the way this goes.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((>sunkern))
Jesus Syphon: ((wow
: ((CE, IIRC you have Skype
CryingEevee OOC: ((ye i have skype))
: ((We can sync two randomizer runs together and 'trade'
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: ((Y'know
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: ((And by that I mean just hand me the two save files, and i'll swap them by 'trading' in-game using a sync program
: (( I really do need a voice changer for Discord
: ((And then pass your file back to you but with my mon on it
: ((money*
: ((CE: Holy shit this is my money thank you Laharl: Oh shit that's my bank account?---
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CryingEevee OOC: ((hmm. seems cool.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((although what do you mean by "sync two randomizer runs"?))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i understand that means doing them at the same time, but sync?))
: ((Basically, I put the two games side-by-side
: ((And effectively 'sync' them by forming a LAN connection
: ((And trading mons
CryingEevee OOC: ((ah))
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CryingEevee OOC: ((anyway, yeah. seems cool. and i should already have you added on skype))
Jesus Syphon: ((aw dammit i failed again
CryingEevee OOC: ((first poke of this route is stantler))
: ((Alright, i'll randomize me a game
: ((And enable Moemon
CryingEevee OOC: ((it refused to be caught... i ran out of pokeballs... AND IT WAS IN RED HEALTH))
Jasper: wanders in.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i guess it'll just be yaz and blis for a while))
Jesus Syphon: ((uh, ce what do
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CryingEevee OOC: ((what do with what?))
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Jesus Syphon: ((don't know how randomizer works and readme is not being helpful
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, you click open rom and open your rom))
CryingEevee OOC: ((enable all options you want))
Jesus Syphon: ((...oh nevermind
CryingEevee OOC: ((and then save rom))
Jesus Syphon: ((i think i did it right but i didn't know where the file went after that
Jesus Syphon: ((i just found it tho
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh))
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, so a common trainer pokemon was replaced by duskull. so i'm seeing alot of duskulls used by trainers.))
Jesus Syphon: ((woah, even the pokemon at the beginning is changed?
CryingEevee OOC: ((ye))
Jesus Syphon: ((...also it's a black mareep, is that shiny
CryingEevee OOC: ((what options did you enable related to color?))
Jesus Syphon: ((oh, i dunno but that's probably it
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CryingEevee OOC: ((and wurmple is replaced with staryu))
CryingEevee OOC: ((ayyy, blisterboy learned hyper fang))
Avanne: walks in, excited about something. They've got this big ol grin on their face.
Jasper: looks up. "Oh, hey!"
Jesus Syphon: ((just to clarify, nuzlocke means when a pokemon dies they really die, and also you can only get the first pokemon you see in a route, right?
Avanne: Hello!
Avanne: ((yes
CryingEevee OOC: ((ye))
Jesus Syphon: ((alright ty
Jesus Syphon: ((grimer, meditite, breloom
CryingEevee OOC: ((i recommend duplicates clause which means if the first poke you encounter is one you already caught you can go find another. although in randomizer that shouldn't be much of a problem))
Jesus Syphon: ((huh, obviously not fucking breloom /s
Jesus Syphon: ((...fuck.
Jasper: ((i'm watching someone play lsd
Jesus Syphon: ((the zigzagoon is a magmar.
CryingEevee OOC: ((mine was latias))
Avanne: removes their hat. "Would you like to see my lovely assistant be pulled from a hat?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((so, i forgot to buy pokeballs. but it doesn't matter because this first poke is a sunkern))
Jesus Syphon: ((i already lost the nuzlocke
Jesus Syphon: ((welp.
Avanne: ((gg
Jasper: "Alright, sure."
CryingEevee OOC: ((rip))
Jesus Syphon: ((well, attempt #4
Avanne: reaches in, far more than they should be able to. They pull out...
CryingEevee OOC: ((>pool cleaner grunt))
[L]: [color=red]<...>[/color]
Chantelle: -A little 3" BJD automaton, that looks like and has a sweet smile.- Hello! I am Chantelle, it's nice to meet you! -She gives a curtsy.-
Jasper: "Oh! You made your own little... drone?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, so a lot of trainer pokes are now ghost types))
Jasper: ((it means everyone's secretly dead
Avanne: No, no, she's my darling assistant.
: ((Because everybody is using dead Pokémon
Jasper: ((*lavender town music plays*
: ((And are trying to steal your soul
: ((And your life energy
: (([s]and Buried Alive[/s]
Jasper: (("i was assaulted by a fucking soda can, and i couldn't find the parking lot" - vinny playing lsd
Jesus Syphon: ((FUCK'S SAKE
Jesus Syphon: ((ATTEMPT #5
Jasper: nods. "So she's a helper robot."
Avanne: flips their hat back on. Chantelle climbs up their arm, sitting on their shoulder and holding the collar close.
Avanne: Pretty much, but more... wood and magic.
CryingEevee OOC: ((so bug catchers are pet poachers and team aqua grunts are pool cleaner grunts))
Chantelle: That's absolutely right. Now, who are you, miss?
Jasper: "Well, I'm Jasper."
Chantelle: It's wonderful to meet you.
Jasper: "It's nice to meet you too."
Chantelle: -She smiles.-
CryingEevee OOC: ((>walked into tall grass without pokeballs again. only has the great ball given by an npc. first poke is a machamp))
Jesus Syphon: ((okay, meditite
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Avanne: moves to the couch, sitting down. Chantelle slides down their chest, and lands in a pocket.
CryingEevee OOC: ((laharl, why do you use moemon?))
Avanne: ...Hello.
Chantelle: Hello!
: (( Going to port Moemon to x/y eventually
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: ((I'll tell you in like
: ((5 mins when I pick my starter based on how cute they are
Avanne: <...I shouldn't have made you this cute.>
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H: H randomly just decides to take control. Or half of it.
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H: <"whoops">
Avanne: The body transforms into an... amalgam of H and Avanne.
H: "Uh."
Jasper: jumps back, raising an eyebrow.
Chantelle: -She looks up at the half unfamiliar face.- ...Avanne?
H: "Heyyy..."
Avanne: Oh god, H....
: ((Clefairy, sealeo, shuppet
: ((Yeaaah thanks! I'll take Shuppet fam
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh d00d meganium))
Chantelle: What's going on?
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Jesus Syphon: ((internet went out
Jasper: "Wh... what's going on? Are you losing control of your form?"
Jesus Syphon: ((so, i picked meditite...and lost again, because the only move i could attack with was fucking bide
Jesus Syphon: ((so am now using grimer
: >Shuppet has tm50 Overheat
Jesus Syphon: ((aka the worst
CryingEevee OOC: ((you can always re-randomize, tri))
Jesus Syphon: ((eh
Avanne: takes their hat off, putting it by Chantelle. The small automaton jumps in, Avvane puts the hat back on.
CryingEevee OOC: ((anyway, i now have a meganium))
Jesus Syphon: ((the grimer seems okay
Avanne: Pretty much.
Avanne: There are... a lot of people in this body.
CryingEevee OOC: ((any name suggestions. it's male btw.))
: (( What would Wooper look like in moemon
Jesus Syphon: ((what's moemon
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: ((>ATK boosting nature shuppet
Jesus Syphon: ((okay, naming grimer MV
Avanne: I happen to be one of seven.
Avanne: ((ok
Jesus Syphon: ((if you don't mind
: ((>Generation where ghost is physical
Avanne: ((as long as you dont teach me self destruct or explosion
Jesus Syphon: ((okay
Jasper: "Uh... huh. So it's a fusion."
Avanne: ...Yeah...
: ((>Accidently close rom
: ((Fuck this game
Avanne: H kind of. Took the wheel.
Jasper: ((WOW
H: "Do you like spraypaint?"
Jesus Syphon: ((wow
CryingEevee OOC: ((moemon is pokemon gen 3, where the pokemon sprites are replaced with sprites of little girls cosplaying as the poke they replace))
Jasper: "Not in particular?"
Jesus Syphon: ((ohhhh yeahhhh
H: ":("
Avanne: Just... ignore her.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't see the appeal))
: (( it's a meme waiting to be a true meme
: (( Harambe is the top-tier meme that outmemes all memes
CryingEevee OOC: ((anyway, no suggestions for meganium's name?))
Avanne: ((weed
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: ((Who wants to be a sealeo
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CryingEevee OOC: ((tri, careful with words like those))
Jesus Syphon: ((LOST
Jesus Syphon: ((IT
Jesus Syphon: ((AGAIN
Jasper: "I mean, I don't have strong feelings on spraypaint..."
Jasper: ((just rerandomize my dude
CryingEevee OOC: ((you can always re-randomize))
Jesus Syphon: ((i will
Jesus Syphon: ((fucking
: ((My clefairy starter is now Tri
: ((because it started with Tri Attack
Jesus Syphon: ((if i pick grimer, which is the only one i can survive with
Jesus Syphon: ((then may gets FUCKING BRELOON
Jesus Syphon: ((BRELOOM
CryingEevee OOC: ((meganium will be "snooposaur"))
Avanne: .....
: Tri rk
Jesus Syphon: ((wow.
Jesus Syphon: ((that fits
Jesus Syphon: ((the scenario
Avanne: Look, I'm giving control to H, Chantelle is shaken about this.
Jasper: "That's fine, you... you do what you need."
Avanne: relinquishes control, no more gothiness or doll parts.
H: "..Hey."
Jasper: just kind of... waves.
CryingEevee OOC: ((y'know, i can't believe i am legit using a ratatta))
Avanne: ((top percent
Jesus Syphon: ((named it "less bullshit emerald randomized"
H: She just sort of...drops control.
: ((Dude rattatas are badass
Jesus Syphon: ((hope it works
: (( I gtg
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Jesus Syphon: ((bye bloo
: ((High ATK hyper fangs
Avanne: ((cya
Avanne: There's nobody in control.
Jesus Syphon: ((okay...attempt #6? #7?
Jesus Syphon: ((#6 i think
CryingEevee OOC: ((actually, the story of why my ratatta is name blisterboy is because my friend blisterboy had a ratatta icon for the longest time))
: In the event of nobody in control
: The body undergoes a maximum paradox, reverting tot he original owner.
[L]: [color=red]"..."[/color]
Jasper: "Are you alright? You don't seem alright."
[L]: [color=red]BLAXITH has become everyone's favorite loli wolf girl.[/color]
[L]: [color=red]"I am fine, simply waiting for control to be reassumed."[/color]
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Jesus Syphon: ((slakoth, mr mime, swablu
Jesus Syphon: ((swablu
Jesus Syphon: ((...this is a metronome battle
CryingEevee OOC: ((GG))
Jesus Syphon: ((i have metronome and the gorebyss is using metronome
CryingEevee OOC: ((do you have metronome hyperdrive on?))
Jesus Syphon: ((possibly, i just picked "random" and added a few things
Jesus Syphon: ((i didn't add it but if that's a thing on random then it's a thing on this
CryingEevee OOC: ((if everything has metronome that's why))
Jesus Syphon: ((oh, okay
Jesus Syphon: ((hooray i'm a winner
: ((Since i'm not doing a Nuzlocke, anyone care if I throw in a fun little game for you two?
Jesus Syphon: ((good names for swablu?
Jesus Syphon: ((sure
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok?))
: ((After every gym, pass your saves to me, and i'll swap two of your pokemon in your winning party
Avanne: takes control. Chantelle pops from out of the hat and slides down their hair, back into a pocket.
CryingEevee OOC: ((...hmm))
Avanne: Alright, we're back.
Jesus Syphon: ((?
Avanne: Sorry, Jasper.
: ((I'll decide which ones are traded, but i'll be fair
: ((I promise not to trade your starters, or team aces
CryingEevee OOC: ((so you switch two of tri and i's pokemon each time we beat a gym?))
Jäger Leyline: (bread
: ((Indeed
CryingEevee OOC: ((also, then we have to wait for the other after each gym. but that's fine))
Jesus Syphon: ((interesting
Jesus Syphon: ((and sure
Jasper: taps her chin. "Looks like you're not really in sync."
Avanne: ...No.
Jesus Syphon: ((can i name swablu smol?
CryingEevee OOC: ((although my team is only 3 pokes right now, sooo...))
Avanne: ((sure
Jesus Syphon: ((alright
Avanne: ((dont trade smol
CryingEevee OOC: ((and they're all important))
: ((In the veent of that
Jesus Syphon: ((it's a starter, so he can't
: ((1 pokemon trades will happen
Avanne: ((o ok
CryingEevee OOC: ((my starter is dead... sorry laharl))
Jesus Syphon: ((rip
CryingEevee OOC: ((but that means all is fair game for trades))
Avanne: ((magnifique
CryingEevee OOC: ((also, laharl died FAST))
Avanne: Are we... supposed to be in sync?
CryingEevee OOC: ((which was bad))
Jesus Syphon: ((what happens to the routes before we get pokeballs?
Avanne: All seven of us can't go all at once.
Jesus Syphon: ((can we not get pokemans from them?
: ((You can go back to get another
Jesus Syphon: ((o cool
: ((Also, most Nuzlockes have what we call the Rat clause or the Pidgey clause
CryingEevee OOC: ((you can go back and cathc them if you can't get pokeballs yet))
: ((NTS
: ((Which, lets you avoid your first catch if it's something bland in a randomizer that you would normally find on that route
Jesus Syphon: ((uh, what does doom desire do
: ((never trade smol
: ((Also! If none of your pokemon can be traded
: ((I will simply trade my pokemon to you.
: ((Doom Desire leads you to hell
Avanne: ((thats pretty much future sight
Jesus Syphon: ((oh shit
CryingEevee OOC: ((although if you happen to run out of balls or simply don't have any, well, thne i think you have to skip out on the pokemon))
Jesus Syphon: ((i have to---oh alright
Jasper: sighs, rubbing her forehead. "In a fusion, mutual understanding is important. You can't all be rushing to take control at once."
Avanne: Huh.
Jesus Syphon: ((killed slaking before it happened, i am okay
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Ice! [].
: ((So Tri
: ((What if I told you that Tri the clefairy
: ((By the way Slarv
Jesus Syphon: ((...yeah, i think everything has metronome
: ((Had tm outrage
: Where'd azalea keep those super dank statues her waifu made
Jesus Syphon: ((kek
: ((Will you PM me about Zero motherfucking Escape today
Jesus Syphon: ((that's fucking amazing
CryingEevee OOC: ((hmm... hey laharl, think tri should re-randomize without metronome overdrive?))
Avanne: I mean, there's seven of us, so we're... understanding enough to usually not take control from another, but we can hand off control.
: ((Maybe
: ((Unless CE wants metronome mons
Jesus Syphon: ((oh
: Gtg
: ((Also! I will be doing an 'equivalent exchange' system
: Ice! [] disconnected.
Avanne: ((cya
Jesus Syphon: ((well, i could just forget metronome
CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, i don't have metronome mons so...))
Jesus Syphon: ((bye slarv
: ((If you truly wish, you can put your pokemon in a seperate PC box labelled the Laharl Box
: ((I will trade those instead of your party, but keep in mind
: ((Laharl: I will get to fuck every one of your Pokémon and you will not complain about it.))
Jasper: "Seven, huh? I've only ever seen two in a long-term fusion."
: ((I will be making SURE if you put in shit you get shit in return
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, we also only get a grand total of 8 trades don't we?))
: ((So if Tri puts in a Magikarp
Avanne: Oh, huh.
Jesus Syphon: ((16 at most
Avanne: This... happened before?
: ((I can allow extra trades for certain major events
: ((Laharl will give Tri a Gyarados /s
: ((like beating admins and rival fights
Jasper: "... In my timeline, anyway."
Avanne: Oh.
: ((I beat Laharl in really bad sentence
Jesus Syphon: ((>"You beat May on your first try."
Avanne: Huh.
Jesus Syphon: ((no.
Jesus Syphon: ((i didn't.
: ((Titentic))
CryingEevee OOC: ((tritenic))
: (( 1 Inb4 killing him Leblanc liustncauisenuinntincimennacnnjate
: ((No joke
: ((No joke that is real))
: ((How did Leblanc get in there
: ((I got water on my my phone cause my finger was wet
: [sub]heh[/sub]
: ((And it did that
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, blisterboy ALMOST died))
CryingEevee OOC: ((but luckily didn't))
: ((Your finger must of been inserted into many holes for that to happen
Jesus Syphon: ((>Wild Electrode used Toxic!
Jesus Syphon: ((don't fucking do this to me
: ((Sooo, hmm.
: ((Should I catch this Pichu
CryingEevee OOC: ((i should try to catch the next pokemon i can, then wait for tri to catch up))
CryingEevee OOC: ((or grind during waiting))
: ((keep in mind
: ((Overgrinded pokemon may not listen
Jesus Syphon: ((...
Jäger Leyline: (bread
Jesus Syphon: ((if this pokeball does not catch electrode
Jesus Syphon: ((i am dead.
Jesus Syphon: ((again.
: ((Since you're both doing nuzlockes, i'm also allowing you to...
CryingEevee OOC: ((really? i thought that only happened for traded, unless you mean in that case))
: ((Yaz
: ((Trade dead pokemon for the other's dead pokemon
Jäger Leyline: ((bread
Avanne: Hm... so is fusion a common thing?
: Yazan
: ((Both pokemon in this case are revived
Jesus Syphon: ((.....................................
CryingEevee OOC: ((ooh))
Yazan: Bread
CryingEevee OOC: ((and tri, you lost?))
: ((Yazan
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Yazan [Yazan].
CryingEevee OOC: ((i assume?))
Jesus Syphon: ((fuck everything
Jasper: "Well, between gems of the same kind, especially smaller ones."
Yazan: Inept Bread
Jesus Syphon: ((attempt
: ((...Yazan
Jesus Syphon: ((number
Avanne: ...Huh.
Jesus Syphon: ((fucking
Jesus Syphon: ((8
Yazan: Socially Inept Bread
CryingEevee OOC: ((tri. you should re-randomize without metronome))
Jesus Syphon: ((am doing so
: ((Am home and can give shit now
Yazan: ((mmkay
CryingEevee OOC: ((huh. this hiker ACTUALLY has a rock type))
Chantelle: Oh, there is more than one of you?
: ((Dreemurr #11793
CryingEevee OOC: ((>brock clone))
: ((Still not sure how I got that name
Jasper: "There [i]was[/i]."
Chantelle: Oh.... I apologize, madame.
Avanne: That's... rough.
CryingEevee OOC: (( pokes are too strong))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i missed ANOTHER poke))
Jasper: "... I... it's fine."
Jesus Syphon: ((rip
: Wally i've been finding fucking pidgeys and zigs
: Why do you get the banette and flareon
Jasper: doesn't think it's fine but she's just gonna bury herself underneath self-loathing.
Chantelle: ....................I will not say that again, I am sorry.
Jesus Syphon: ((attempt #8...
CryingEevee OOC: ((snooposaur is level EIGHTEEN))
Jesus Syphon: ((wasting 3 minutes of my life because i have to repeat the intro sucks
CryingEevee OOC: ((if you're using VBA hold space))
Jasper: nods, burying her fingers into her hair.
Jesus Syphon: ((oh, space is a on this one
Jesus Syphon: ((i can set speed to 2x but it's still not that fast
: ((I assume you're at work YAZ
: Yaz*
Chantelle: -She hoists herself from the pocket, dropping into Avanne's hand. "...Avanne, please, lift me."
CryingEevee OOC: ((welp, i'm standing in front of the first gym leader... should i wait?))
Avanne: nods, holding her up.
Yazan: ((about to head to work
Chantelle: Madame Jasper, can you come closer, please?
Jesus Syphon: ((tangela, typhlosion, raichu
Jasper: looks over, looking miserable.
Jesus Syphon: ((kek
Jasper: -Alas, she moves closer.-
Yazan: ((you sure thats right bread?
: ((Fuck
Chantelle: -She hugs Jasper's gem once it's in reach.-
Jesus Syphon: ((oh good he has truant, amazing
Jasper: "O-oh! You're hugging me."
Chantelle: Yes. Something must have happened and I apologize for reminding you of it.
CryingEevee OOC: ((tri, what are you randomizing? i;m only randomizing pokes, trainer pokes, and items))
Jesus Syphon: ((pokemon, abilities, trainer pokemon, items, moves
Jesus Syphon: ((we're not doing abilities/moves?
: ((I've got same-type preferred moves
CryingEevee OOC: ((hmm... yeah that'll make it harder for you and weirder for me))
Jesus Syphon: ((fuckin
Jasper: "... It's okay. I'll be okay, I just need to be strong."
CryingEevee OOC: ((that's prolly most of your difficulty tri))
CryingEevee OOC: ((honestly))
Jesus Syphon: ((oh, i don't mind then
Jesus Syphon: ((...well evidently i do but
Jesus Syphon: ((i believe in myself
Chantelle: You still deserve an apology for my mistake.
Jesus Syphon: ((so TIL you can't use charge-up moves with truant
Jesus Syphon: ((rip razor wind
: ((i found the earliest vore:
Jesus Syphon: ((cross chop is only damaging move, if i see a ghost i'm fucked
Jasper: seems to be crying a little.
Yazan: ((I'm Fintevious #1407
Yazan: ((look for it
CryingEevee OOC: ((if you lose again, you should change your random setting to not change pokemon types, abilities, or moves))
Avanne: takes their free arm and wraps it around Jasper as best they can.
CryingEevee OOC: ((that'll make it WAYYY easier))
Jesus Syphon: ((it's not types
Jesus Syphon: ((other two though, yes
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, whatever))
Jasper: "I... I'm fine, you don't need to help me!"
CryingEevee OOC: ((my point still stands. because right now you can have a enemy poke with a very strong move while you have nothing))
: ((Okay
Avanne: and Chantelle bolt back away at that. Chantelle goes as far as to hide in Avamne's sleeve.
Jesus Syphon: ((alright
Avanne: *both
: ((Sent the request
Chantelle: ......I'm sorry, I... I was just trying to be kind.
Jasper: holds her hands up. "I..."
Jasper: "I think I need to go."
Avanne: ...Alright... I'm sorry.
Jesus Syphon: ((me and flamewarp gon do this
Jasper: suddenly leaves.
CryingEevee OOC: ((brb))
Avanne: frowns.
: Jasper [Jasper] is now Fellby [Fellby].
Jesus Syphon: ((>first pokemon is lickitung
Jesus Syphon: ((>can only cross chop, will one-hit
Yazan: ((there got it
Jesus Syphon: ((ffs
: ((K))
Chantelle: ...Oh, I really screwed that up...
Jesus Syphon: ((sweet
: ((Accept that shit
Avanne: .....It's alright to screw up sometimes, as long as you do your best to fix it. But that doesn't lways work.
: ((Hey MV
: ((Do you like being a Metagross
Avanne: ((sure why not
Jesus Syphon: ((>second pokemon is an aron
Jesus Syphon: ((>...will still one hit
: ((>Adamant Nature
Yazan: ((always have to be so aggressive bread
Yazan: ((like with Loni
Jesus Syphon: ((YOU BITCH
: I'm not shitting you here
Chantelle: ...Oh.
Yazan: ((jk, i got to head to work, but we can try online play when you wake up tmw okay?
: ((I'll try))
: ((Can't really play in the mornings tho))
Jesus Syphon: ((>miss all cross chops
Fellby: wanders in.
: ((Unless I were to wake up earlier, which isn't impossible))
: Yazan's connection timed out.
Avanne: ...Ah... hello.
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.
Avanne: Oh yeah, both Avanne and Chantelle have French accents, btw.
CryingEevee OOC: ((well, i guess i'll fight the gym leader then wait for tri to do the same))
Jesus Syphon: ((sry ce
Yazan: ((if you want, I get home around 630 pm, 530 am your time
: ((MV the Liquid Ooze Adamant Beldum with Flame Wheel
: ((Is currently ripping apart all their foes
Jesus Syphon: ((absolutely every fucking wild pokemon i have seen is weak to fighting
Jesus Syphon: ((5 wild pokemon
: ((Wait
Fellby: "Hey there. It was raining back home and I kind of hate the rain, so..."
Chantelle: .... -She climbs up the sleeve, and quietly goes back to one of Avanne's pockets.
: ((I think I enabled randomized evolutions
: ((And same-typing
: ((So theres a decent chance MV could evolve into Jirachi
Avanne: ((...oh nice
CryingEevee OOC: ((wow. i'm sweeped that gym with snoopasaur... which means snoopasaur is now level 20... it was a bad idea to catch a starter. because now, that's probs what i'll use.))
Fellby: ((holy shit
Avanne: I don't think we've met.
Fellby: "Oh."
Fellby: just hands Avanne his business card.
: Frisky "Fuck you drowning" Whiskington's connection timed out.
Avanne: takes it, avoiding his hand as much as they can.
: ((The question is
: ((How is MV using cross chop
: ((And landing all of them
Avanne: ...Well the name isn't inaccurate.
Avanne: ((LEGS
: ((ANd all of them landing crits
Jesus Syphon: ((i'm actually landing a lot of crits
Jesus Syphon: ((WHEN I LAND
Jesus Syphon: ((if i see another trainer, i literally cannot win
Avanne: pockets the card. "I am Avanne. I'd shake hands but, well.
CryingEevee OOC: ((i forgot, traded pokemon gain 1.5 times exp))
Jesus Syphon: ((because i'm out of cross chop pp
Fellby: "Oh, don't worry, it doesn't hurt. Unless you want it to."
Fellby: winks.
Avanne: I'm kind of made of wood.
Jesus Syphon: ((thank god for this pokecenter
: ((MV is getting all of my TMs
: ((Fucking bullet seed Beldum, why not
Fellby: "Oooh."
Avanne: ((lol
Avanne: Yeah...
: Yazan's connection timed out.
Jesus Syphon: ((>wally finds a slowpoke
Jesus Syphon: ((kek