Hywel: "Well, yeah, that's called being nervous."

Hywel: "Everyone gets nervous."

Colton: "Do you...know that Barchar lady?"

Fanta: "I do"

Colton: "Uh...is she...alright?'

Fanta: "I dunno, haven't seen her much this evening"

Colton: "She's just...kinda...scaring me."

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] joined chat.

Hywel: "Hey, you know, I was nervous when you did that yesterday. Didn't know how to react."

Fanta: looks for her

Jäger Leyline: is just letting her tears flow while resting on his chest

: ((Hot))

Loni Leyline: -thats her8

Hywel: "...Don't cry..."

Jäger Leyline: (Jagwel confirmed

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline].

Barchar: is gona

Barchar: gone*

Colton: "Like, she started talking to people who weren't there, and kicking things...?"

Loni Leyline: is crying anyways

Fanta: "Oh she does that a lot"

Fanta: "She's kinda insane"

Loni Leyline: ...no onw was....ever nice to me....

Hywel: -He lifts her up a bit, so he can look into her eyes. He's smiling.-

Colton: "..."

Colton: "Oh."

Hywel: "Now everyone is nice to you."

Loni Leyline: is a crying mess

Fanta: "But she's fine"

Colton: "And you just...let her...stay here?"

Jäger Leyline: -likes the crazy-

Loni Leyline: ...why....why couldnt I meet...you eariler?

Loni Leyline: you and azalea

Hywel: "...I don't know."

Hywel: "Wish you could have."

Fanta: "She's a nice person"

Loni Leyline: just goes back to the hug and crys

Loni Leyline: cries*

Hywel: "...Come on, azalea only gave you like an hour."

Hywel: "Don't wanna waste your time with me, right?"

Colton: "She's crazy, and kicks things, but she's a nice person?"

Fanta: "Yeah"

Loni Leyline: hugs tighter

Fanta: "Plus she's in a relationship with the homeowner, so that contributes"

Loni Leyline: I dont want to move....

: Fanta's connection timed out.

Colton: "...But..."

Colton: "I'm confused."

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Hywel: "Alright then. Your loss."

: Fanta's connection timed out.

Loni Leyline: is emotionally distraught

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Hywel: -He sighs.-

Fanta: "She's got some.. weird things with her"

Hywel: "It'll be okay..."

Hywel: "It'll be okay..."

Fanta: loni buys a hyker and doesn't even use him

Loni Leyline: (hyker?

Hywel: -He hums the song he hums to Azalea when she's feelin badly.-

: Fanta's connection timed out.

Loni Leyline: Jager used to do.this for me

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Fanta: ((Hywel hooker

Hywel: "Yeah?"

Loni Leyline: he waas the only one that.....would comfort me

Hywel: "I know... You always have azalea... And I if you really need me."

Loni Leyline: she just cries more

Colton: he thinks

Loni Leyline: but its now a silent cry

Hywel: "Alright Loni, you don't have to take advantage of this, so, I'll just let you cry and stuff."

Hywel: "Get those emotions out."

Hywel: "And feel better in the future."

Fanta: scratches his head

: Loni Leyline's connection timed out.

Runner: So we accidently hit a temporal bug

Runner: And everyone's names got changed

Runner: Right now we've got gems such as Illusionist Sabotuer John Egbert as RUnner

: Fanta's connection timed out.

: Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline] joined chat.

: Frisky "Fuck you drowning" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Loni Leyline: ....what was...I suppose to do here

Hywel: "That was up to you."

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Loni Leyline: can I just....sleep here...in your arms?

Hywel: "i don't really care, I'm letting you get those feelings out."

Hywel: "...Yeah, sure, why not?"

GLaDOS: (Or Lawyer Priest Captain Kirk for Barchar)

: Fanta's connection timed out.

Loni Leyline: croes for a bit before falling asleep on him

GLaDOS: (Or Schyroton)

GLaDOS: ( has become Lawyer sorceror...)

GLaDOS: (slutty)

GLaDOS: (yeah)

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Hywel: -He texts Fanta.-

Fanta: checks her fone

Hywel: [Loni fell asleep, can't get up now.]

Fanta: [Rip]

Runner: [im still washing your dishes]

Runner: [how many hats do you owe me[

Fanta: [How many hywel?]

Hywel: [Dunno]

Jäger Leyline: [why is this in group chat?]

Hywel: [I have this fancy captain hat thingy.]

Hywel: [We can light that on fire.]

: Fanta's connection timed out.

Lua: (( Tri is Warlock Sorcerer [Jesus] ))

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Fanta: [Jager how did you get in here]

Jäger Leyline: [whats Loni doing?]

Hywel: "Sleeping in my arms."

Barchar: [Guys I think my name is Captain Kirk now? Like, with the 'captain'. I hope this wears off]

: bloo [] joined chat.

: [-He texted that.-]

Fanta: [Cuddling hywel]

: (( The fuck is going on

Fanta: ((Sex

: (( Nice

GLaDOS: (I don't know)

Hywel: [Your sister has a crush on me.]

: Fanta's connection timed out.

Jäger Leyline: [Im aware, she likes ur butt]

Hywel: [She grabbed it yesterday]

: Frisky "Fuck you drowning" Whiskington [] joined chat.

Jäger Leyline: [bet you liked it

Hywel: [Fuck off]

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Fanta: [Your butt is mine and mine alone]

Hywel: [Whoops Loni woke up]

Hywel: [Whoops now she's playing with my butt]

Fanta: [It's probably not even intentional]

Fanta: [It's fuckin huge]

Hywel: [Oh, it's totally intentional]

Jäger Leyline: [Im going to play with your butt when I get back]

Fanta: [It's bigger than mine]

Hywel: [Not if Loni does first]

Hywel: [I will wake her up and tell her to play with my butt]

Hywel: [Just to spite you]

Jäger Leyline: [Im aware Fanta. Ill destory your butt]

Fanta: [No u wont]

Fanta: [Thats my job]

Hywel: [Imma do it. Two seconds from shaking Loni awake]

Jäger Leyline: [youd find it hot Fanta]

Hywel: [Not even joking, that's the thing]

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

: Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

Barchar: [I feel like I shouldn't be part of this conversation]

: ((I just come here

Colton: "What's goin' on?"

: ((And see that conversation

Jäger Leyline: [Im serious too Hybutt

: ((10/10

Jäger Leyline: [Ill makebit up to you babe]

Hywel: [I will send a picture of Loni playing with my butt]

: ((Rune))

: ((Rule*

: ((All typos in text are actually there))

Hywel: [I'll frickin do it]

Jäger Leyline: [Ill smash your ass

Barchar: [What the actual fuck is wrong with you all]

Runner: [do i still get the hats]

Hywel: [Yeah]

Hywel: [Brb waking Loni up]

Hywel: -He shakes Loni a bit.-

Loni Leyline: ...ahhh mmmmm hey Hywel

Hywel: "Loni, I told Jäger that if he kept threatening to destory my butt I'd get you to play with my butt."

Jäger Leyline: [you fuck, fanta I dont care Im destorying your husbands ass]

Loni Leyline: what? are you two gay are something?

Hywel: "Nah."

Loni Leyline: so you want me to touch your butt

Hywel: "You either need to do it or pretend cause I'm sending him the picture."

: I'm gonna die alone

: 10/10 bo burnham

Loni Leyline: -slowly grabs his butt-

Hywel: -He takes a picture. He's flipping off the camera as he does.-

Loni Leyline: its...so big

Hywel: [-He sends said picture.-]

Hywel: [Fuck you Jager]

Hywel: "Mmhmm. That's why jäger is saying he wants to destroy it."

Jäger Leyline: -squeezes it-

Loni Leyline: -dod that-

Hywel: -He lets her. Probably never gonna get the chance to again in the future.-

: ((People do Giratina x Arceus))

: (([i]Why[/I]

Barchar: [what the hell is going on]

: (( 13 Jäger Leyline: -squeezes i- ))

: ((Hot))

Jäger Leyline: [oooohhhh youre gonna get it mister, send that to the police]

Hywel: [Hey now]

Hywel: [I can report you to the police for several things]

Loni Leyline: its bigger than fantas......its like. beautiful ladies butt

Hywel: "Well, that's because I'm better than Fanta."

Jäger Leyline: [like what? I got proof]

Colton: this house should not have a child in it

Hywel: "In all ways."

Hywel: [Shhshhsh]

Loni Leyline: but you have no....chest

Hywel: "But see."

Hywel: "Potions."

Jäger Leyline: [well I better see you ass on my bed when I get back]

Hywel: [Nah fam]

Jäger Leyline: [Fanta you can watch]

Hywel: "Hey, you know you're gonna have to abuse this while you still can, cause this isn't gonna happen often, if at all."

Loni Leyline: so you...like being a girl

Hywel: -He shrugs.-

Hywel: "I like being a guy, more, to be honest."

Loni Leyline: can I lay on it?

: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.

Hywel: -He shrugs.-

Hywel: "Why not?"

Hywel: -He lies on his stomach.-

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] joined chat.

Loni Leyline: -snuggles the butt-

Hywel: [Lol stole ur sister]

Barchar: "Lua, what the FUCK is wrong with your timeline?"

Schyroton: ...

Gaster: "Is this normal?"

Gaster: "WHY AM I SARAH PALIN?"

Jäger Leyline: [youre gonna cry when Im done wth you]

Lua: "This is just a place I sell things, I don't walk through this area often."

Runner: Runner got utterly fucking destroyed

Runner: But you never noticed hi,m

Schyroton: Iis it possible for me to ggget high? Probably nnot but uhhh...

Barchar: "No wonder why."

Runner: Because you were being assaulted by John Egbert the entire time

Barchar: "...I think I can get high now, tohugh?'

Hywel: [Im not even asking her, she's just enjoying my butt now]

Barchar: "So that's nice."

Hywel: [Get fukd]

Lua: checks the place out, "So, now we just gotta rob the place."

Barchar: "If ever the occasion arises."

Hywel: "So, you just gonna be there for the night?"

Schyroton: Iii'm pretty susure that was allll unconsciously deciided and Ii apologize for whhatever I did.

Jäger Leyline: Imma beat Hywel ass

Schyroton: Ii have no idea ththough.

Schyroton: Okay.

Runner: Psst

Runner: I wasn't Runner

Runner: I was one of you guys

Barchar: goddammit slarb

Loni Leyline: I might not be able to do this a

Schyroton: ((...you were dd werent you you ass

Loni Leyline: again right?

Hywel: "Prolly not."

GLaDOS: (He was probably Jesus)

: Laharl you peace of shit

Loni Leyline: -nuzzles into it-

Yazan: everyone you piece of.shit

Barchar: "...So. How are we gonna do it?"

Hywel: "Hence why I said abuse it."

Schyroton: ((who were you

Loni Leyline: -smacks it lighlty and giggles-

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Lua: begins to take a scan of the place, "...Are you actually serious"

Hywel: "Oh my god."

Lua: "Either leads were wrong or we actually got fucking duped here."

Gaster: "... Did I just become a half-baked politician for no reason?

Hywel: "You know, I'm surprised you and Azalea haven't done anything yet."

Loni Leyline: what do you mean?

Lua: hits the building. "...God damn it"

Barchar: her eye twitches

: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.

Hywel: "Like... Stuff. That stuff. At least, I don't know about it. Azalea told me she hasn't."

Barchar: "I am going to kill somebody."

Runner: "Kill somebody?"

Schyroton: ....

Runner: "Like moi?"

Lua: "How the fuck did they beat us here. Something has to be wrong."

Runner: He poses, now behind the party.

Schyroton: ........

Gaster: "If I had hair I'd be tearing it out."

Barchar: "..."

Schyroton: turns.

Lua: "..."

Runner: Except he's John Egbert

Barchar: "You irredeemable, egomaniacal, psychotic asshole."

Barchar: no, the names changed, not the appearances

Barchar: i think was the rule?

Loni Leyline: I....freeze up when we start uo

Runner: Damnit

Runner: "Peace out!"

Schyroton: [s]Whhhy don't you hhhave arms?[/s]

Runner: He turns around, and parkours the fuck away.

Hywel: "Ah."

Loni Leyline: -shakes the butt-

Schyroton: ......

Hywel: "You know, you can do this stuff with azalea. Just be mature about it."

Gaster: "... He's probably gonna go find a cat girl to fuck or whatever. He seems the type."

Loni Leyline: it jiggles! -giggles-

Schyroton: Gasterrr. Pllease.

Runner: Kek

Barchar: "He probably went off to his stupid hideout to wank off his dog or whatever the fuck he does."

Lua: "..."

Schyroton: ........

Schyroton: is not amused.

Gaster: "Sorry dear."

Lua: "OK we're taking a slightly longer way to not have to deal with that shit."

Hywel: "Yes, it does."

Barchar: "The fucking point is, he's probably not still in this goddamned stupid pointless piece-of-shit dimension."

Jäger Leyline: .....so lets get this over with

Schyroton: nods.

Lua: walks back to the party with his house, and then leads them to the anydoor. "...Well, I need the night to find out where the fuck the disc is, because it didn't look like he fucking had it either. I'll see you all later"

Hywel: -He props his head up with one of his arms, and looks back at Loni.-

Loni Leyline: I dont think I really can

Hywel: "No?"

Loni Leyline: Id like to but....I get so nervous

Schyroton: ....Aaalright. Ssorry we couldn't hhhelp that mmuch.

Hywel: "Just do it, you know?"

Gaster: "I... see you later, I guess."

Hywel: "Tell yourself "What could possibly go wrong?""

Hywel: "And just do it."

Schyroton: sighs, just going home. He's not happy. At all.

Barchar: goes back into the bar. If she couldget at him without destroying her home, she would be tearing up Runner's hideout.

Hywel: "Like, what's letting do this now?"

Gaster: 's wings are drooping.

Lua: begins to walk back to his house, wiping some sweat from the top of his head.

Loni Leyline: -shakes her head- If azalea starts....Ill go along but I....cant

Schyroton: 's eyes are still monochrome. This entire time, he's been pissed.

Lua: "[sub][sup]How the fuck did I pull that off[/sup][/sub]"

Jäger Leyline: sighs

GLaDOS: (oh what the fuck dd)

Hywel: "Come on. Don't know till you try."

Gaster: decides to go tf home.

Jäger Leyline: such a pain in the ask to get a disk

Barchar: "I swear to god, I need to just kill something right now. Just find something. and kill it."

Hywel: -He moves a pillow under his head so he can still use his phone while azalea does this, if he needs to.-

: (( Soriel kid walks next to Barchar

: (( Barchar immediately kills him

Schyroton: is going to need time alone.

Loni Leyline: -is submissive, she will not start anything

: Schyroton [Schyroton] is now Vaati [Vaati].

Gaster: is going down to his lab anyway.

Lua: checks something back at the house, "Alright, that at least did help actually getting some money from the drop off point though, glad I was the first one there."

Jäger Leyline: ((ITS FUKXONG LONI BREAD

: ((THEN WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS WITH HYWEL))

Jäger Leyline: ((NOT AZALEA

Hywel: "((oh wait))

: ((DID I DO IT AGAIN))

GLaDOS: (ew bread)

: ((FUCK))

: ((Ew

: (( ewwwwwwww

Hywel: Loni*

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

: ((You promote incest?

: ((No fuck off))

: (( [i]dude[/i]

: ((It was a typo))

: (( [i]that's fucked up[/i]

: ((That's just your excuse

Jäger Leyline: ((because she just got over her crush of hywel and knows she wont be with him

: (([I]that's fucked up[/I]

Fanta: ((What did i walk into

: ((Seriously stop))

: ((Okay I will

: ((You walked into hell, Slarv

: Gaster [Gaster] is now Fellby [Fellby].

: (( Time2 finish every man's pokemon art

Jäger Leyline: (and hywels big butt is funny to her

Fellby: wanders in, seeming deep in thought.

Hywel: "Okay, well, just do things when azalea does them."

Hywel: "Do you want those things?"

Runner: ((Soooo

Runner: ((31 waifus?

Loni Leyline: like what?

: ((10 billion waifus))

: Fanta's connection timed out.

Hywel: "I dunno. Whatever you two do at night."

Jäger Leyline: ((0 waifus irl

: ((Also true))

: ((sick burn

Loni Leyline: Ill....Ill try

: ((Also Azalea is already a waifu))

Barchar: "Hi, Fellby." she said, grinding her teeth as she sat down

Loni Leyline: have you been with jager?

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Fellby: sits down at the bar. "You seem upset."

GLaDOS: "You have no idea."

Jäger Leyline: sits next to BC

Hywel: "I mean, not really.@

Fanta: [Hywel do you have any spurred boots and ten gallon hats]

Vaati: warps in, wearing a spiked metallic purple pleather jacket, spiked earrings, metallic purple spike-heel&toe boots, black jeans, a silver necklace with an amethyst triangle, a silver belt, silver eye makeup, and metallic purple liostick, like the fuckin edgelord he is.

Loni Leyline: is that a yes?

Hywel: -He gently sways his hips left and right.-

Hywel: [No?]

Fanta: [That sucks]

Hywel: "I mean. Not like a relationship.]

Hywel: [Why?]

Vaati: Hello.

Barchar: "Hi, Vaati."

Fellby: looks at Vaati, smiles, then lights up a cigarette.

GLaDOS: she waves to both of them

: "*

Loni Leyline: but you were with him?

Fanta: [Because you'll be walking like a cowboy for weeks when we're done~]

Vaati: ((oH MY GID

Hywel: [Okay]

: ((WOW

Hywel: "Yeah, I guess."

Fanta: ((Juat thought of that

Jäger Leyline: [hes mine when I get back Fanta

: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNScZYvaceE

Fanta: [Nah]

Hywel: "He's gonna be with me tonight from me letting you play with my butt."

Loni Leyline: really? thats hot

Hywel: "Wooow."

Vaati: So, how is everything?

GLaDOS: "Fine."

Barchar: "Aggravating."

Fellby: "... I got a talking customer today."

Loni Leyline: you two would make a great couple

Vaati: Oh.

Hywel: "Nah.@

Hywel: "I'm too... Into Fanta."

Loni Leyline: -shifts his cheeks around-

Fanta: literally and figuratively!

Vaati: Barchar, is violent release necessary?

Hywel: -He keeps the gentle swaying motion.-

Barchar: "Very."

Loni Leyline: hed love to watch his I bet

Hywel: "Also I perfer women."

Fanta: ((Imma bring in an oc later

Hywel: "I'm sure."

Fanta: ((It's a goat

Colton: slarv is playing a goat? never

Loni Leyline: well so.does he. youre the first guy I know where he said hed do

Hywel: "Wow."

Jäger Leyline: [Fanta Ill give to 5 million G

Vaati: takes off his jacket and necklace, setting them on a table. "Please refrain from murder, but do mutilate my body to your desire. I am here to aid you in such needs."

Hywel: "Well, azalea is expecting me to be done with this soon. Any last things you wanna do?"

Runner: "Golly thats fucked up!" Yells RUnner of a brand new Walk-E Talk-E

Vaati: ((vaati: i'm p much immortal you can release ur anger

Hywel: "We've got like... 30 minutes."

Syphon: ((back, did we won

Vaati: ...Who are you?

Runner: "ask my buddy BC."

Vaati: ...

Runner: "BC, we're totally pals, right?"

Barchar: "The dick I'm about to dice you into pieces over."

Runner: "Yeaaah, we're pals."

Vaati: Very well.

Loni Leyline: anything else I can do?

Barchar: "Sorry if you feel this." she ran over, making pretty good on her promise

Hywel: -He shrugs.-

: Frisky "Fuck you drowning" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Vaati: It is fine.

Hywel: "Think of something. I dunno."

Vaati: is likely left a bleeding mess on the floor, slowly pulling himself back together.

Barchar: 15 pieces, of various size.

Barchar: breathes out slowly. "Thanks. I feel better."

Fellby: looks over. "Jeeeeesus."

Vaati: It is no trouble.

Fanta: [Well]

Loni Leyline: -crawls.under him and spins over

Fanta: ((http://m.imgur.com/HE3hkHm

Fanta: ((I love this game

Barchar: "Wait. One last one. I know that gem thing is what can kill you, but will you die die if I snap your neck?"

Hywel: "Oh."

: Syphon [Syphon] disconnected.

Vaati: ...No. The gem is above the breaking point.

: Syphon [Syphon] joined chat.

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

: Syphon [Syphon] is now Jesus!Syphon [Jesus Syphon].

Jesus Syphon: Speaking of

Hywel: "What are you doing down there?"

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Vaati: It may decapitate me, though.

Jesus Syphon: Syphon turned into Jesus temporarily

Jesus Syphon: Because the board game

Vaati: still has the scar.

Jasper: -yw vaati-

Loni Leyline: acting as a pillow

Jesus Syphon: So he enters, looking completely like Jesus. The only way one would be able to tell he is Syphon is because his staff remains. "...Hey."

Barchar: "Eh, it'll come back." she nonchalantly snaps it. "Oh, man, that feels awesome! Now I know why I use it as a threat so much!"

Vaati: Truth.

Fellby: "... Holy shit, you actually... wow."

Vaati: And hello.

Hywel: "I'm gonna crush you."

Hywel: "Too heavy."

Hywel: -He rolls off of her.-

Vaati: has mostly pulled himself back.

Jesus Syphon: "I'm...like this for now, apparently."

Vaati: Ah.

Jäger Leyline: [pretty please with cherry on top]

Barchar: syphon walks in and the first thing he sees is Barchar just snapping somebody's neck

Barchar: gg

Runner: Is getting succd by a catgirl

Jesus Syphon: "..."

: High Feast Laharl [Runner] is now High Feast Laharl [].

Jesus Syphon: "Uh, what the hell happened here?"

Vaati: snaps his neck back. "Surprising, my neck had not weakened overly so."

: A dude walks in, seeing Barchar and Vaati

: "Jesus christ!"

Fanta: [Hywel do u want jager to smash ur ass]

Jesus Syphon: "Hey, that's me."

Hywel: [Dunno]

Barchar: "I really needed to kill something. But I didn't want to actually kill anyone."

Fellby: "... What happens when it does get too weak?"

: "Syphon Christ!"

Fanta: [Bcuz im thinkin nah]

: He leaves

Barchar: "so, I fake killed Vaati!"

Jesus Syphon: "That's also me."

Fanta: [I can do better than him]

Jesus Syphon: "Bye."

Hywel: [Dont care, I'm happy right now]

Vaati: It will decapitate me with a simple blow.

Loni Leyline: ahhh

Vaati: It... heals more steadily?

Vaati: After such?

Hywel: "...Hm?"

Jesus Syphon: Brb again

Jäger Leyline: [I stopped asking for that threesome didnt I? you can watch Fanta]

Hywel: "Yeah, I'd just do whatever you haven't with my butt. Cause there isn't much else to do."

Vaati: gets up, about 98% healed. He wipes the blood away with napkins before putting his jacket and necklace back on.

: (( Frisky

: (( well they're not here

: (( but shit art anyway http://i.imgur.com/b1kQqOE.png

Vaati: ((gg

Barchar: "That was fun. I need to kill things more."

Loni Leyline: thats alright, I think Im good now. I think Im over the crush now

Hywel: "You're cured?"

Hywel: "Told you it would work."

Vaati: Please do not use my body for that more than twice within a week. I prefer to not be incapacitated.

Loni Leyline: thanks for the help hywel......can I get a butt pic thiugh?

Barchar: "Nah, you should be fine."

Vaati: If it is limited to two per week maximum, yes.

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Hywel: "Why?"

GLaDOS: "I could likely provide you with robotic targets to mutilate."

Loni Leyline: -grabs her phone and takes a number of selfies of his.butt-

Barchar: "Do any of them have necks to snap?"

Vaati: Now, Fellby, I am interested in your endeavors?

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

GLaDOS: "I'll work on it."

Loni Leyline: becauze its a fine butt

Hywel: "Alright. Takes he picture, do any of your last wanted things to do, and then I'll leave, if you want."

Hywel: "Azalea would be fine with a little more time if you wanted to, so."

Loni Leyline: -finishes and hugs him one more.time

Hywel: "Well, I'll see you later, alright?"

Loni Leyline: Im going to go back to my room l

Fellby: grins. "Back for more, huh bad boy?"

Hywel: "Okay."

Loni Leyline: okay. Thanks Hywel. Have fun with Jager

Vaati: Well, not at this exact moment in time but you had said something earlier?

Hywel: "Gonna get that picture?"

Fellby: "... Oh. Shit, I misinterpreted that."

Vaati: It is fine,

Fellby: "Anyway, I got a customer that just needed to vent."

Loni Leyline: -already took like 50 selfies of his butt

Vaati: Ah.

Hywel: -Ah.-

Fellby: "... I guess it was nice, not to mess around for once."

Fanta: ((Drawing le oc rn

Vaati: ...Do you require a vent of emotions?

Azalea: -She's lying on the kids room bed.-

: Lua's connection timed out.

: (( Going to go shower, and travel 6 miles to get food

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Fellby: "Me? No."

: (( I will then come back and make shitty OC sketches

Azalea: -She's asleep, Lying on her stomach.-

: Lua [Lua] disconnected.

Jäger Leyline: (gtg work

Vaati: Ah.

: ((Bye))

: bloo [] disconnected.

Loni Leyline: -sleeps with her

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] disconnected.

Vaati: Though, if you must, I am available to speak to.

Fellby: "It was a high volume day today. That's it."

Vaati: Ah.

Fellby: "Looots of ass."

Barchar: "I assume those were high volume as well?"

Barchar: "HAh! Comedy."

Fellby: "Ha, I wish."

Barchar: "...Oh."

Vaati: That is unfortunate.

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Fanta: "Pie's done"

Fellby: swallows what's left of his cigarette.

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Fanta: ((What happened, the futa thing isn't in the oc sheet anymore

Fanta: goes and gets it out

Colton: "Yay!" he sais, raising his hands

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Fanta: gets a slice for Colt

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Hywel: -He walks out of the room.-

Hywel: "Hey guys."

Vaati: ...I wonder, is it difficult, what you do?

Fellby: "Sometimes."

Fellby: "I guess I'm used to it now."

Vaati: Ah.

Fanta: "Howdy Hywel"

Fanta: "I made pie"

Hywel: "Cool."

Fanta: ((I'm gonna name it Coco

Fellby: "I've been doing this for like, 10 years now."

Hywel: "Is my butt really that big?"

Vaati: Oh, that is impressive.

Fanta: "Yes"

Fellby: "Nothing really freaks me out anymore."

Vaati: Though I do believe it must be tiring.

Hywel: "Because Azalea took a bunch of selfies with it."

Fellby: "Oh, that too. I can only take around 3 a day. I guess I'm getting old, heh..."

Hywel: "She also no longer has a crush on me."

Vaati: busts into laughter.

Hywel: "So I succeeded."

Fanta: "It's good that Azalea doesn't have a crush on you"

Fanta: "Good to get that.. out of the way"

: Loni*

: Fuck

: Fucking

: Fuck

Hywel: "I also found out."

Fellby: "God, I'm only 29. I shouldn't be saying that."

Hywel: "That having someone play with your butt is fun."

Vaati: You are by no means old.

Barchar: "...What would you even do if you had to retire?"

Fanta: "Oh my"

Fanta: "I knew that"

Fellby: "I dunno. Maybe I'll go into the detective business."

Vaati: Hm.

Barchar: "If what I just did toVaati freaked you out that much, I don't know how well that'd be for you. I'm also no glorious judge of character."

Fanta: (("Bobby Horseland Look His Freind Tom IN The Eye And Tell Him A Very Sad Storny: “Listen My Friend Tom. I Cannot Tie My SHoe’s, Because Even Though I Am A Man I Am Also A Hornse. Can You PLease Help Me Tie My Shows” Tom: “Okay Bobo”" http://67.media.tumblr.com/4037633c200f3432e08d3a548817cd06/tumblr_obv6048lWs1ugghjto1_540.jpg

Fanta: ((why does this show up on my dash

GLaDOS: (gotta love tumblr shitposts)

Fellby: "Well. Life is full of surprises."

Fanta: ((I do

Vaati: It is.

Hywel: "Yeah but."

Hywel: "Nust saying."

: Just*

Barchar: "I guess."

Barchar: "How's Ember doing?"

: ((THis person who made that soriel kid

Fellby: "Oh, wonderfully. She starts school again."

: ((Keeps making this cute af art

Fellby: ((there's supposed to be a soon at the end of that sentence

Vaati: Ah.

Fellby: "She's really excited..."

GLaDOS: (that's a really good artist)

: ((They also make art for something called Asundertale

: ((So far, all I know is that Asgore is Flowey and that Asriel is Frisk

Hywel: "..."

: High Feast Laharl's connection timed out.

Barchar: "Good, good."

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Vaati: That is wonderful. It is good to see that she is passionate about learning things.

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: [url=http://katelynntheg.deviantart.com/art/YAT-finally-a-Soriel-kid-XP-619106573]Like I can't stop staring at this fluffy coprse[/url]

Vaati: translated: i'm a nerd i'm proud of your nerd child

GLaDOS: I was really confused for a second

Fellby: "Yeah, and she's excited to make new friends."

GLaDOS: About what the fuck you might mean

GLaDOS: Seriosuly though that design is great and if it wasn't Soriel i would have been absolutely 100% willing to use it

GLaDOS: personally I like soriel fine enough but slarv does not

: ((I'm jsut glad I managed to avoid having to give FFrisk Harleyquin Ithyc-whatever it's spelt

: Slarv will fucking murder anyone who supports Soriel

GLaDOS: I don't 'support' it so much as 'don't care and think people can ship it if they want and will make no complaints if something I read includes it'...

GLaDOS: it

: ((Hi i'm Friskriel trash how are you

: ((Aside from that, not too many ships

GLaDOS: I'm basically down with any ship other than fontcest

: that includes papyton

GLaDOS: it does not

: So Flame supports Sage x Darkrai /s

GLaDOS: fuck off I like papyton y'all are just judgemental

GLaDOS: okay we're talking about undertale here frisky

: ((Laharl))

: I personally don't like Papyton too much

: ((which riel are you talking about))

GLaDOS: As

: But I won't witch-hunt bitches for it

: ((You know exactly what fucking riel i'm talking about

Fanta: ((Torisk is the ship name for [i[that[/i]

Fanta: ((OC description done shitlords

GLaDOS: probably exactly for that reason

Sage: ("He drives me insane...")

Fanta: is letting Colt eat his food

Sage: ("[i]in bed ;)[/i]")

Fanta: is pretty sure he won't hear them talking about butts

Colton: is indeed eating his food. Happily.

Fanta: "You want me to touch your butt more?"

: Jesus!Syphon's connection timed out.

Fanta: ((http://imgur.com/a/NiXFs new oc donut steel

Colton: [s]oh he is, but he's ruined anyway lol[/s]

Fanta: ((This is pretty much the first OC not from reverie so this'll be fun

Vaati: ((flame youre allowed to ship papyton just keep it the fuck away from me

GLaDOS: (that's actually really cute)

GLaDOS: (Aye-aye cap'n)

Fanta: ((I edited an azzy sprite

: ((52))

: ((FUCKING))

Fellby: sighs. "I gotta go shopping for a backpack soon."

: ((Wanna know what grinds my gears

: ((DIGITS))

: ((OOC ellipses

Vaati: ((...

: ((...

: ((...))

GLaDOS: (wh...what do you mean...?)

: ((Not like that

: ((I mean like, the Bio method of

: ((. . .

: ((Well can I dot his....

Fanta: ((Yes 52 digits

: ((Well you're kinda being mean...

: ((Oh baby...

GLaDOS: (52 digits of what)

Vaati: ((.........................................ok................................

Fanta: ((I was gonna go with 180 digits

Fanta: ((But that seemed excessive

: ((Okay so))

GLaDOS: (uh)

: ((Is there actually gonna be a puzzle?))

Vaati: Hm.

: ((Laharl, you're kinda being rude, staaaaaappp...

Fanta: ((Gotta find the code

: ((666

: ((The code is 666

Fanta: ((Cause there's no fuckin way you're guessing a 52 digit code

: ((It's Pi.

Fellby: shifts a little, then frowns.

: ((Okay

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Coco [Coco].

: ((666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666))

: ((Lol no I already used that name

Coco: ((I'm excited

Fellby: "Give me a moment." He heads to the bathroom.

: ((Try again roll the die

Coco: ((Dis gon b fun

Coco: ((FUCK

: ((6666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666

Vaati: ((coco bandicoot

: ((jk you can have it

Coco: ((ty

Vaati: ((what if you brought in fuckin. coco bandicoot.

Coco: ((I wrote a whole fuckin wall of text on the OC sheet i dont wanna do that again

: ((I haven't checked the OC sheet in months

Fellby: ((neither have i

Vaati: ((...sherry shhhhoulllld probably go on there

Coco: ((Read it if you want an in depth as fuck description of the power armor

Jason Scott: -He is in the bar.-

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GLaDOS: (man a lot of these descriptions are super outdated)

Fellby: comes back, holding a hand full of change.

Coco: ((Brb water

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Jesus Syphon: ((back for at most 14 minutes

Vaati: got fuckin mutilated did jason see that

GLaDOS: is free?

Jesus Syphon: ((then will probably go onto mobile

: ((JESUS SYPHON

Jesus Syphon: ((yes

: ((WHAT

: ((Is that a joke

Jesus Syphon: ((the board game

Fellby: "Found this in my pants."

Barchar: barchar cut him up into a fuckload of pieces. Then she snapped his neck.

Vaati: Oh.

Jesus Syphon: ((in the board game, i was playing syphon, then it renamed me to jesus

Jesus Syphon: ((so syphon is temporarily [?] jesus

: Fellby unzips his pants

Fellby: "I was wondering what that was."

GLaDOS: (Jager is literally nothing like the oc sheet makes him seem by this point)

Barchar: "I doidn't want to mention it."

: I don't have the link to it anymore lol

Jesus Syphon: He's been sitting on the couch, playing with bubbles, and being confused and slightly concerned.

Vaati: ((it renamed srt(the mtt-like version of schyroton) into slutty

: All I have to do is click it

Jesus Syphon: I don't use the OC sheet and I'm pretty sure [i]almost[/i] nobody else does

: But

GLaDOS: (the oc sheet is in the topic frisky)

: Yes I know

: I'm too lazy to click it

GLaDOS: (I haven't used it since, like...)

GLaDOS: (fresh, i think?)

: But I will just for curiositt

: curiosity*

Vaati: ((i havent used it since glamor iirc

Jesus Syphon: ((i haven't used it since the trio

: ((The last person on that sheet for me was...

: Last time I used it it was for Grayton

: ((Cassie

: ((Fucking CASSIE

Jesus Syphon: ((who the fuck even is cassie

: I need to RP Grayton more

: ((EXACTLY

GLaDOS: (remember when ehasti existed)

Jesus Syphon: ((that wasn't that long ago was it?

Jesus Syphon: ((a month, maybe?

GLaDOS: (not THAT long ago)

Jesus Syphon: (("current longest OC description fight me nerds"

Jesus Syphon: ((kek i had a page-long description for verum. or the trio i don't remember

: Vaati's connection timed out.

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GLaDOS: (I didn't even see fresh on the sheet, that's weird)

GLaDOS: (I [i]know[/i] i put him on there)

GLaDOS: (was there a sheet cleanup or some shit?)

Jesus Syphon: ((yes there was

Coco: ((All the shit about Coco is in there

Coco: ((So read it

Jesus Syphon: ((i swear i just saw him on there though, and then you said you didn't see him and i checked and i couldn't see him

: ((Clipboards

Jesus Syphon: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe2pUFWwYYU

Fellby: ((https://66.media.tumblr.com/92c3e462e5fdaa804d717d24bbe126eb/tumblr_inline_oc54s0B26L1rzj46h_540.png

: (( Wait shit I think my clipboard is still the fucking harlequin

GLaDOS: (schrodinger's fresh)

GLaDOS: (wait no)

Vaati: (( http://i.imgsafe.org/a26edb02c6.png

: ((​=====Shipping Score===== First: MV Second: Smol ===================== 92% - OTP!!!

GLaDOS: (schrodinger's dawg)

: ((Whatveer, don;y click my clipbaord if you don't want nightmares

: (( https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pZ1RpEVfvgM/hqdefault.jpg

Vaati: ((mine is nyxem

GLaDOS: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_M3Dp5cjfc)

: ((Harlequin babies don't scare me

Jesus Syphon: ((mine is the latest thing i copied into my notepad of "songs that would be good for an arc"

: ((Like

: ((CHime why do you ALWAYS have Jasper shitposts

Jesus Syphon: ((nothing scares you frisky

GLaDOS: (Chime is the Jasper shitpost queen)

Fellby: ((because i like her

: ((-shrugs-

Vaati: ((they dont scare me either

Jesus Syphon: ((well

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: ((I'm scared of getting my eyeballs gouged out so

GLaDOS: (I mean it didn't freak me out in Isaac, but Isaac is catoony enough that it never bugged me much with anything)

Vaati: ((good to know

Jesus Syphon: ((yeah, nothing in isaac has scared me

: ((That's pretty much it

Jäger Leyline: (isnt coco lars oc?

Jesus Syphon: ((i'm trying to remember what i'm scared of aside from spoders which a lot of people are spooked of anyywa

Jesus Syphon: ((anyway* why do i keep doing anyywa

Muffet: (only person who's not scared of spoders)

Vaati: ((i fear anything similar to bees

GLaDOS: (but it's hip to fuck bees)

Vaati: ((im not scared of spiders unless they're tarantulas

Jesus Syphon: ((bees somewhat spook me, i'm able to control myself around them but they still scare me

: ((That's why Sterling is scared of Beedrills

GLaDOS: (any stingy insects spook me)

Vaati: ((bees irl give me anxiety attacks

: ((Bees are fine for me

Azalea: -She is awake now, lying In bed.-

Vaati: ((also yep

: ((I could fucking kill bees

Jesus Syphon: ((usually i run away, i'm spooked enough to not be able to not stand still but i'm fine enough to understand not to hit them

: ((Or smack 'em

Jesus Syphon: ((not be able to stand still*

Jäger Leyline: (but tarantulas are harmless

: ((I like killing ants

Jesus Syphon: ((but they're big and they look like they can harm you

Vaati: ((same frisky

Jesus Syphon: ((eh, i leave ants alone

Vaati: ((yaz, tarantulas are Far Too Big

Jesus Syphon: ((my sister when she was young put her hand inside an ant pile smiling, then it quickly turned into a cry

Jäger Leyline: (there are far bigger spiders that are dangerous

Vaati: ((no spider should be that big without being humanoid

Vaati: ((the only fuckin exception is gohma

Vaati: ((shes just a pain in the ass

Jesus Syphon: ((long leg spiders scare me the most

Jesus Syphon: ((if they have tiny legs and big bodies i don't really care

Vaati: ((spiders but with mettaton legs

Jesus Syphon: ((but for some reason long legs scare me

: ((I kick their ant piles, use shovels on them, stomp them, pour water in it, drown ants in piss, and that's P much about it

Vaati: ((i burn ants along with those

: ((I have a lighter but I don't use it on ants

Coco: ((Alright time to bring in this little shit

Jesus Syphon: ((the only insects i enjoy are roly polys

Vaati: ((i dont i use a magnifying glass

Jesus Syphon: ((i do not let them on my body but i like watching them

: ((Nice

Vaati: ((i should get a lighter tho

Jesus Syphon: ((from what i've seen, almost nobody doesn't like roly polys

Azalea: "..."

Fellby: ((poke 'em

Vaati: ((theyre kinda cool to poke yeah

: ((I poke roly polys

Vaati: ((with a stick

: ((And put them on my hand

Jesus Syphon: ((i just watch them

Jesus Syphon: ((oh, i love snails too

Jäger Leyline: ((no time for rp

Vaati: ((snails are cool

: ((I'm watching Jermania

Jesus Syphon: ((gamefreak why the fuck does mega quagsire not exist yet

: ((I never see snails too much

: ((K))

Coco: there's a knocking at the anydoor

: ((Tri

Fellby: looks up. "Come in."

: ((http://pa1.narvii.com/5829/e1ca0b59e247af11a1bb84cf6f32fdffb0db1c63_hq.gif

Vaati: Hm?

: ((I have no character that can interact with Coco))

Jesus Syphon: ((AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Coco: ((You have jason

Jesus Syphon: ((THANK YOU

Jäger Leyline: ((Jason?

Coco: ((Jason?

: ((Does Jason count))

Jäger Leyline: ((JASON

: ((JAAASSOOOONNN$)

Jesus Syphon: "...?"

Coco: ((JAAAAAAAASON

Jesus Syphon: ((5

Fellby: ((SHAUN

Jesus Syphon: ((frisky thank you so much

: ((FUCK YOU SHAUN

: ((yw

Coco: ((SHAUN

Jesus Syphon: ((there's a lot of things i find cute, but that goes on the list of cute things that are so cute they make me smile

Jesus Syphon: ((...that list is two things

: ((Casual reminder this exists

Coco: power armor goat opens the anydoor with a piece of paper

: ((https://66.media.tumblr.com/5645f9779bfeba2d49b135addc61ef86/tumblr_o1wrp6BpS31qj3737o1_r1_500.png

Coco: "Hello!"

Vaati: ...Hello.

Jason Scott: "...Hiya."

GLaDOS: "Hello."

Jesus Syphon: "Hey."

Barchar: "Greetings."

GLaDOS: (das hawt frisko)

Jesus Syphon: The different greetings of CaU

Coco: "Oh.. is this a public place?"

Jesus Syphon: "Yeah."

Vaati: Yes.

Coco: steps in

Barchar: "Very."

Fellby: "Yes."

Coco: "Even better!"

: ((More like Sage: that's hot

Jason Scott: "Extremely."

Jäger Leyline: someones giving me a run in the power armor department

Jesus Syphon: "Better for what?"

: ((/s

Coco: [s]"Mass genocide"[/s]

Jesus Syphon: o

Sage: (Sage: "Oh that's righrt, give me nightmares u dirty bitch")

Coco: "I'm selling stuff for a fundraiser"

Vaati: Hm?

Coco: "Anyone wanna buy..."

Jesus Syphon: "Oh, cool. I'd be willing to buy it, probably."

Coco: looks at the paper she's holding

Barchar: "...I'm broke."

Coco: "Wallpaper?"

Coco: "And..."

: ((http://img05.deviantart.net/6a0f/i/2011/059/2/6/darkrai_commands_you_by_zerochan923600-d3anfk1.jpg

Coco: "Candles"

Jäger Leyline: and you need powet armor for it?

Coco: "Wallpaper and candles"

GLaDOS: "I can only pay only in science and understanding."

Jesus Syphon: "...That's actually useful."

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Fellby: "... Ummm... I could use some candles, I guess. They help set the mood."

Jason Scott: "I've got about two hundred dollars."

Coco: "Great!"

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Coco: heads over to Fellby

: ((https://67.media.tumblr.com/b87d8ffc857e9d2e3f1e98c73a621fea/tumblr_o71qyzQRYW1r4w39oo1_500.png

Jason Scott: "And I'm willing to give it all to you because I don't need it."

Jesus Syphon: "I'll have some too.

Jesus Syphon: oops

Coco: has one of those school fundraiser things

Vaati: I am willing to buy candles, so long as they lack major scents.

Coco: "Just mark down your address, and how much you want"

: Fellby's connection timed out.

Coco: "Um.. they're scented"

Jesus Syphon: "...I don't actually know my address."

GLaDOS: (the blush actually makes that image noticably less sexy)

Vaati: ...Oh.

Jesus Syphon: "You could just bring it here though, I'm here fairly often."

Jäger Leyline: what else you have kid

Vaati: I also know not my address, so.

Barchar: "This place IS my address."

Vaati: Is there one with mild scent?

Coco: "Um.. vanilla"

: ((It does

Vaati: Ah, perfect.

Jason Scott: -Note, he's still in GLaDOS' lap.-

Vaati: .......

Coco: has handed the paper and the money envelope to Fellby

Vaati: I... cannot read this.

Jesus Syphon: "I can read it to you."

Coco: well, she handed it to fellby so

Vaati: is next to fellby

GLaDOS: i thought she was free

Vaati: Thank you.

GLaDOS: i cri

: ((https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS6UMigsCdB8c6Mwfo6ABu0XXfZrYP8ocx43WCK-vb0Ofe9miGz

Barchar: occasionally glances at them. This is still incredibly surreal

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Barchar: Hah. Surreal. It's funny because it causes her emotional pain.

Surreal: hello

Jason Scott: "Hey kid?"

Coco: "Yeah?"

Fellby: picks out a few nutmeg candles and some rose-scented ones, then decides to spring for lavender too.

Jason Scott: "Come here for a second."

Jesus Syphon: "..."

Coco: "Ok"

Jason Scott: -He's pulling out his wallet. Well 'his' wallet.-

Coco: comes over for a second

Jason Scott: -He pulls out all the cash. It's around two hundred bucks, one hundred dollar bill, couple twenties, tens, and ones.-

Jason Scott: "Where do I put it."

Coco: "In the money envelope"

Coco: "Thank you!"

Jason Scott: -He does so.-

Jason Scott: "No problem."

Jason Scott: -He's gonna spare the details that the money is stolen.-

Jäger Leyline: pulls out a 50

Coco: takes all the orders, and puts the money in the envelope

Jesus Syphon: He pulls out a bag of gold. "How much does it cost to get a mansion full of wallpaper and...around 10 candles?"

Jäger Leyline: got any wine, cheese, and candle seys?

Jäger Leyline: sets*

Coco: "Um.. just candles"

Coco: "A mansion full?"

Jason Scott: -He didn't put down any order.-

Jäger Leyline: give me a variety then

Jason Scott: -He claimed it was a donation.-

Jesus Syphon: "Yeah."

Coco: "Well.. the maximum order is 99 per person"

Coco: put him down as a donor

Jäger Leyline: its only 50 bucks kid

Barchar: "...99 what?"

Jesus Syphon: "99 what?"

: Fill the bar with candy

Jäger Leyline: (gtg now

Vaati: (not again

Jesus Syphon: That happened once

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] disconnected.

Vaati: ((cya

Jesus Syphon: Bye Yaz

Jesus Syphon: Also I now remember the attic exists

: ((https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQP9pHika_ncE5xNfbMmCbmvz16vz8-6iVo6-cfwBt9641nHdAN

Fellby: ((holy shit i remember now too

Vaati: ...Syphon, do you mind aiding me in ordering three of the vanilla candles?

: Moby Dick is still in a barrel in the attic.

Coco: "99 rolls"

Jesus Syphon: "Okay." He walks over and reads the thing, and does what is needed to order three vanilla candles.

Jesus Syphon: "Would 99 fill a mansion?"

Vaati: Thank you.

Jesus Syphon: "No problem."

Coco: "Maybe?"

Jesus Syphon: "Alright, I'll try it then." He orders 99 rolls.

: Those vanilla scented candles will do wonderfully

Jason Scott: "Hey, cool armor by the way."

: To hide the scent

: OF Squigly's rotting corpse in the basement

: And all the blood

GLaDOS: wait what

Vaati: those are for vaati you butt

: Mmmyes

Vaati: Yes.

Jesus Syphon: He cleaned everything that wasn't in the basement. He has not gone into the basement.

Jesus Syphon: Oh yeah, he orders 10 candles as well

Fellby: "... You know what? I'll get some vanilla."

Coco: rushes around, catering to orders

: Vaati's connection timed out.

: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/159406967121510400/217108357776015361/unknown.png

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Coco: ((Made in like 2 seconds in pdn

Jesus Syphon: Man, the pokemon soundtrack is fucking amazing, TIL

GLaDOS: (why does shade want miyu dead)

: Everybody wants Miyu dead

: ((I mean you did let her fall off the edge of the fucking world

Jesus Syphon: Rip

: It's not like we could of done anything about it

Jesus Syphon: Well, we could have [i]tried,[/i] I guess, though I do agree

: We would of fucking fell down with her

: She was also in a crystal

: You would of been batshit crazy to try to do that.

Vaati: ...So, who may you be, child?

Jesus Syphon: I know, just saying we did technically let her fall off the edge

Jesus Syphon: I mean, not even technically

Coco: "I'm Coco"

Vaati: It is nice to meet you. I am Vaati.

Jason Scott: "Nice to meet you."

Jesus Syphon: "I'm Syphon. ...Well, actually I'm Jesus."

: Frisky "Fuck you drowning" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Jason Scott: "Jason by the way."

Fellby: "I'm Grillby, but you can call me Fellby."

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: The Walk-E Talk-E beeps on.

Runner: "And i'm Runner!"

GLaDOS: "I am the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System."

Runner: "Your resident handsome dashing robot rogue."

GLaDOS: "If you find that too wordy, I will answer to 'GLaDOS'."

Barchar: "Barchar."

Fellby: glances at Runner. "I've had better."

: Fellby glanced at a Walke Walke.

: Talke.

Coco: "Nice to meet you guys!"

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Fellby: ((shove the walkie up your asshole

Jesus Syphon: "Nice to meet you too, and I only say that when it's true."

Jesus Syphon: Oh I rhymed

Jesus Syphon: Welp

: ((Chime what the fuck

Jäger Leyline: (well waited around for a parent that doesnt show uo

Vaati: ((this IS fellby

Jäger Leyline: up*

: ((Like i'm hoping that was sarcasm cause that was sudden

Fellby: ((... did that come off as insulting i didn't mean to

: (*(Okay you scared me there for a second

GLaDOS: (the runner thing was pissing me off a fair bit, but I wouldn't do that)

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Coco: looks at the money

: ((You still gonna be busy Yaz))

Coco: "Thank you guys so much"

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Jesus Syphon: "No problem, and thanks as well. What do you need money for?"

Jason Scott: "I can get you some more at some point."

Jäger Leyline: (wazted my break waiting and now I got to go baxk to work in 4

: ((That sucks))

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Coco: "It's a fundraiser for school"

Jäger Leyline: (you going to be early now?

Vaati: Ah, wondrous.

Jesus Syphon: "Alright."

Fellby: "Oh, sweet!"

Jason Scott: "Cool."

: Vaati: All the kids learning how to deal with those damn birds and pots and shiy

: shit*

Jesus Syphon: shiy

Vaati: ((pfft

Jäger Leyline: (I got another break in 80 minutes

Coco: takes a seat

Jäger Leyline: (well I got lunch in 40 wihcih is me kind of here

Coco: her legs dangle off the couch

Vaati: ((yknow we should do cautale sometime

Jason Scott: "So, what's up with hat armor?"

: That*

: ((Well, do we have the necesary people

Jason Scott: "Looks pretty snazzy."

Jesus Syphon: DD are you alive

: ((We need DD, MV...Flame...Chime....

: ((And CE

Vaati: ((shit

Fellby: ((i was actually about to go to bed, since my brother's going to college tomorrow

Vaati: ((rip

Coco: "Huh? Oh this?"

: ((I mean, Waterfall can eb gotten through without Gastans

: ((But Papygue is needed

GLaDOS: i can be here

Coco: "I wear it all the time"

Jason Scott: "Huh."

Vaati: ((but the voice

: ((I mean, we could just skip, since the people needed are here

Coco: "It um.. doesn't come off"

GLaDOS: "...Hm..."

: ((thE VOICE

GLaDOS: "Would you like any upgrades to it?"

Vaati: ((no, ce isnt here

Coco: ((The voice is finished with its request for 5 weeks and 5 days worth of billie jean

GLaDOS: "I can attach turret guns, lasers...portals, if your dimensions still uses asbestos."

GLaDOS: (40 days)

: GLaDOS adds a neurotoxin feature

GLaDOS: (and 40 nights)

Jesus Syphon: Besides DD isn't alive apparently

Jesus Syphon: so

Coco: "Um.. it's good as is"

Coco: ((from someone who is invisible

GLaDOS: "Your loss."

Coco: ((just a voice

Coco: ((FOR 40 DAYS AND FOR 40 NIGHTS, HE WAS OUTTA SIGHT

GLaDOS: "Jason. Offering turret guns and portals are signs of compassion, yes?"

Vaati: ....

GLaDOS: (you motherfucjer)

Coco: one of the lights on her back turns yellow

Jason Scott: "If they like turrets and portals, I guess?"

Jason Scott: "Offering things is good."

GLaDOS: "I'll take that as a yes."

Vaati: ...Is the yellow light normal?

Coco: "Oh, yep"

Coco: "Which one is it?"

Fellby: stands up. "I should make sure Ember's in bed. Goodnight everyone."

Coco: third from the top on the left

Lua: (( What's going on ))

: ((Russians who practice female genital mutilation can serve ten years in prison now

Vaati: Okay goodnight,

: ((Stuff

Coco: ((New OC

Barchar: "Number three on the left."

Vaati: And the third from the top on the left.

Jason Scott: "You know what else is compassion?"

Coco: "I was kinda thirsty"

Vaati: Oh.

Jesus Syphon: oh hey dd

Fellby: heads home.

Coco: "That's what it means"

Fellby: ((gn everyone

: Fellby [Fellby] disconnected.

Jason Scott: "Having had let me lie on your lap for literally 24 hours strait."

Vaati: ((gn

Jesus Syphon: Gn Chime

Jesus Syphon: strait

GLaDOS: "...I suppose I did."

Jason Scott: -He gives a thumbs up to GLaDOS.-

GLaDOS: "The surveys seem to imply that enjoying being around your 'friends' and 'family' is part of it."

GLaDOS: "So I suppose I have that down pat."

Lua: (( I just checked, and here's what I'll say about CAUtale, give me a day, and I'll try to plan. I can't really do out of the blue right now ))

Jason Scott: "I'm your friend. Not family, though."

Vaati: ((ok, ty

GLaDOS: (aw)

Jason Scott: [s]"Yet."[/s]

GLaDOS: "I don't believe I have any family."

GLaDOS: "None that count."

Jason Scott: "Yeah."

Jesus Syphon: "Oh hey, neither do I."

Jason Scott: "Oh well."

Lua: (( The only reason I logged back in is I can't sleep right now, and I might just drink a pop and do the HW I was gonna do in the morning ))

Vaati: ((ok

Jesus Syphon: "I have friends I consider family but that's really all. And they're doing other things now, I haven't seen them in a while."

Vaati: ((ce isnt here anyway so

: ((Pop))

Jesus Syphon: Yes, pop

: ((Never met anyone who calls soda pop anymore))

Jesus Syphon: Fuck your soda

Vaati: I also lack family.

Jesus Syphon: I say pop

GLaDOS: (It's a state thing)

Vaati: ((i say soda or soda pop

Coco: "Um..."

GLaDOS: (Indiana is trying to pressure me to say pop but it's fucking soda)

Jesus Syphon: [i]pop[/i]

: ((I say carbonated drink))

Jesus Syphon: wow

: ((Jk))

: ((I don't actually, I call it soda))

Lua: (( I say chemicals /s ))

Vaati: I apologize.

GLaDOS: (don't do this shit with me tri you're not my mom)

Vaati: ((EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS

Jesus Syphon: or am i

: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.

: ((Atoms))

GLaDOS: (She's out in the other room and i don't hear typing)

: ((I call soda atoms))

: I call it my drugs

Jesus Syphon: I'm Jennifer Wilson

Jesus Syphon: Get into my room

GLaDOS: (My mom's name isn't jennifer and my last name isn't wilson)

Jesus Syphon: Aw dammit

Jesus Syphon: I tried

GLaDOS: (you got the first letter right)

GLaDOS: (that's it)

Jesus Syphon: Julia

GLaDOS: (no)

Jesus Syphon: Julie

: Coco [Coco] disconnected.

GLaDOS: (nope)

: ((Jackie))

Vaati: ((jamie

GLaDOS: (You are NOT going to get this)

Vaati: ((jeanette

: ((Jasmine))

Jesus Syphon: Jasper /s

GLaDOS: (you're hot mv)

GLaDOS: ([s]in both ways[/s])

: ((Janette))

Vaati: ((aw

GLaDOS: (I mean you're probably hot irl too i dunno i haven't seen you)

Vaati: ((jeanie

GLaDOS: (nope)

Vaati: ((my gf would say so

Jesus Syphon: Janett

Lua: (( Jenny ))

: ((Jan))

Vaati: ((janet

Jesus Syphon: J

Lua: (( Jesus ))

GLaDOS: (Joette)

Vaati: ((judy

: Lua [Lua] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].

Jesus Syphon: Jehovah

Vaati: ((jacquette

Jesus Syphon: Jacque

Vaati: ((jedediah

DamnDude: (( Jerusalem ))

GLaDOS: (I just said it you fucks)

Vaati: (ah

Vaati: ((thats cool

: Joelette

: lolno

GLaDOS: (No, do NOT call her that)

Jesus Syphon: Oh okay

GLaDOS: (Literally nobody gets her name right)

DamnDude: (( Joelette or Jerusalem ))

GLaDOS: (it's Joette)

: Vaati's connection timed out.

: Is it Hoe-ette

GLaDOS: (No L)

GLaDOS: (No)

GLaDOS: (It's pronounce 'Joe-eht')

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: ((HEy nathan hows your mom

: I thought ao

: so*

GLaDOS: (A lot of people do 'Jolette' or 'joe-eht-ee')

: Yeah I first pronounced like joe-ette

GLaDOS: (It's just one of those names that you don't hear often so nobody really gets it)

: Yeah

: (( I KNW IT HER NAME IS JENKA

GLaDOS: (She tends to go by 'Jet')

: (( HI MISERY

GLaDOS: (Yes my mother is the old woman from cave story)

: Meanwhile literally nobody can guess my name

Vaati: ((well of the three ways to spell my name with the same pronunciation people use the an or enne ends

GLaDOS: (Hmmm)

: And I am not proud of my name

GLaDOS: (Sage)

Vaati: ((asshole?

: Fuck no

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: I'm Darkrai /s

GLaDOS: (Darkrai Whiskington)

: (( Fell off my Boosted twice

: (( gg 10/10 best trip

Vaati: ((if youre uncomfy with your name i wont guess any serious answers

: What's funny is that in the original plannings of PMD I was going to be Darkrai

Jesus Syphon: I should not name my child

Jesus Syphon: If I ever have one

GLaDOS: (you're not going to)

Jesus Syphon: oh

: ((I should head to bed))

GLaDOS: (or do you mean that it was going to get meta)

: ((Gn everyone))

: I already know what I could name a girl

: [s]nobody here has room to talk about having kids[/s]

Jesus Syphon: Gn Bread

Vaati: ((gn

: Not a boy though

GLaDOS: (I'd probably name a girl Diane)

GLaDOS: (I like the name Diane)

: remember the kid on reddit who named his baby brother Asriel

Jesus Syphon: ...I'm trying to remember the name that I---oh yeah

Jesus Syphon: Melody or Serena

: I'm going to be that chill ass momdad

: tri people know your name already

Jesus Syphon: I love those names

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

: That's just like

Jesus Syphon: Yeah I know

: [i]they fucking know[/i]

: "Hey you can do shit"

Jesus Syphon: [i]Yeah I know[/i]

Vaati: ((i'd name my child something androgynous if i actually wanted a child

: My mom's name is Melody

: [u]Italics[/u]

: ((I like to wait for Tri to forget

: ((And then pop in with a 'Hi Nathan'

: [i]Underline[/i]

: [s]Bold[/s]

Jesus Syphon: You already did that :(

GLaDOS: (Now i know his name)

: (( my name is Terra

GLaDOS: (how does it feel for us to know your secrets Nate)

: ((I've already said my name

Jesus Syphon: As long as you don't know my last name then it's fine

Jesus Syphon: AND IF YOU DO

: ((Hi Nathan Drake

Jesus Syphon: DON'T

Jesus Syphon: FUCKING

Jesus Syphon: SAAY

Jesus Syphon: IT

: "Zero don't make it gay"

: Okay I'll say it /s

GLaDOS: (We're not gonna stalk you)

GLaDOS: (but yeah)

: ((His last name is Moon btw

Jesus Syphon: eh

Jesus Syphon: ...

Jesus Syphon: fuck you /s

Vaati: ((hi aidan

: His last name is Cocksucker

: His last name isn't Moon

: ((Hi viv

: Tri's name was leaked due to him being incompetent with Google

: Hi Vivie

Jesus Syphon: Yes

Jesus Syphon: Also Steam

: lol

: And your sister

Vaati: ((i feel like im the most open about my name here

Jesus Syphon: Fuck my sister

Jesus Syphon: Not literally

: Ew no

: First name online should be fine

: ((Btw

: Frisky did you see the art I made

Jesus Syphon: For me, first name is fine, last name no

Vaati: ((tho mainly thats a pride thing

: ((You suck at League of Legend Tri

: Not yet

Jesus Syphon: :(

: Do you have the link

: Can you link it

: ((And your Mixlr is shit

Jesus Syphon: Mixlr?

Jesus Syphon: That's probably something I just signed up for and used once and never again

Vaati: ((im proud of my name because i chose it and it's me and it's the name i finally connect to

Jesus Syphon: Also stop stalking me

Vaati: ((ok nathan [redacted]

: Frisky here http://i.imgur.com/Au7mkEo.png

Jesus Syphon: thank

: Frisky "Fuck you drowning" Whiskington's connection timed out.

: [url=https://soundcloud.com/triduosolo/the-trio]Wanna fight[/url]

: Frisky "Fuck you drowning" Whiskington [] joined chat.

Jesus Syphon: I already showed that to everyone

Vaati: ((i think i mentioned my last name's meaning but never the actual name

: I clicked the soundcloud link absentmindedly

: and I was like "What the fuck is that it needs to stop" and I looked up realizing it was Tri's music

Vaati: ((doesnt matter anyway im changing it to my gf's last name anyway

: It's beautiful Bloo

Jesus Syphon: wow

: Is it just concept art still

: Well

: That was an actual thing I made

: Like

: Wow

: The whole building itself was premade by someone else

: https://twitter.com/triduosolo

Jesus Syphon: I also never used that, also please, stop.

: K

Jesus Syphon: Thanks

: Tri uses the same name for everything til

Jesus Syphon: Nope

Jesus Syphon: Almost everything

Jesus Syphon: But my fanfic account will not be found

: https://twitter.com/necular_1999

: stalk me on Twitter

: did you use SereneFlames for your fanfic account

Jesus Syphon: ...

Jesus Syphon: What.

Jesus Syphon: What the hell.

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Jesus Syphon: How.

Jesus Syphon: I.

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GLaDOS: (hoooooo)

Jesus Syphon: Okay please

: Geez

DamnDude: (( Guys, Tri said stop. ))

: Stop pls

: Tri said to stop, then stop

: This concludes our second doxfest

: I don't give two shits what you find about me

: ((Alright let's switch to another topic

Jesus Syphon: Yes please

: Well you live in Redneck Village

Jesus Syphon: Yes, fuck Texas

: Vaati's connection timed out.

: And you play video games and everybody else is trying to talk to you but you don't fucking care

: Because

: Video games

: Vaati [Vaati] joined chat.

Jesus Syphon: Actually, I'm here more than I'm at video games

: I'm talking to Laharl

Jesus Syphon: Oh kek

: Lolrip

: ((I actually spend more time here

: ((Than I do playing games

: ((Nice

Jesus Syphon: I would definitely play more games if my computer wasn't shit

GLaDOS: (I've played games a lot less lately)

: ((I also added some shit to the PMD doc if like, four of you even care))

Jesus Syphon: By the way don't look up SereneFlames but I'm sure you already know that

: (( http://i.imgur.com/PksGPVF.png

: (( No Man's Sky is like

: (( 6GB

: ((#shamelessadvertising

: (( Apparently most of that is audio

GLaDOS: (I cared)

GLaDOS: (It's weird because iirc people really liked the demos for no mans sky)

GLaDOS: (what went wrong)

: ((I have no idea

Jesus Syphon: I'm actually kind of regretting being Dewt

Jesus Syphon: Now that I see there's a lot more options that I'd be comfortable with

: I can give you the opportunity to break Dewt

: No Man's Sky really looks like a last-gen game

: Actually I have the opportunity to

: But still

: Coco [Coco] joined chat.

: I can break Dewt

Jesus Syphon: If that wouldn't screw anything up, uh...I guess

: I'm not even worth anything to PMD anymore

: so

: Well if I break him emotionally then he'd be a lot less child-like

GLaDOS: I like Dewt

: Bloo you can still participate

: Also I like Dewt

GLaDOS: I think he's an interesting character

: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯----wait I can still participate

Jesus Syphon: I like Dewt too but I dunno

: how? as the kirlia nobody gives a fuck about

Vaati: ((dewt is interesting but if hes not comfortable then well

Jesus Syphon: I'm usually not comfortable playing him, but when I am I feel great

: He just gets on my nerves sometimes when he doesn't fucking care about the entire area he's known being destroyed

: Also I can literally make you another human/Pokémon and I'd trust you with making it an interesting character

GLaDOS: Personally I like that. He's...well. Kind of amoral. And really, that's kind of interesting in the group myself

: That's true Flame

GLaDOS: At least if I read him right as a character

GLaDOS: He's self-centered and amoral, but not in the 'bad guy' sense

Jesus Syphon: True

GLaDOS: It's more that he just doesn't understand it

: I like that about Dewt

Jesus Syphon: I've always wanted to be a good guy, but being amoral and still being nice is so strange

Coco: is just on the couch, bouncing on it lightly every now and then

Jesus Syphon: To me anyway

GLaDOS: Hey, a character that isn't strange is hardly a character

: 'when you've done something right, it won't seem like you've done anything at all'

Jesus Syphon: I'm an idea guy, not an execution guy

Vaati: crosses his legs.

Jesus Syphon: I feel I can make complex things but not do them

GLaDOS: Yeah, i know the feeling

: Well

Jesus Syphon: That's Dewt to me

Vaati: ((i'm always up for execution /s

: I would participate in PMD again

: but like

: i keep disengaging with this arc

Jesus Syphon: 'Hey, this is what Dewt should be like! That'd be cool'

: Bloo if you want to participate again just hit me up in PMs

Jesus Syphon: And then I can't do it

: Also I get it

: i can PM now i guess

Jesus Syphon: Meanwhile for Syphon, 'I guess he's just kinda a guy' and then it goes well

: -shrugs-

: like

GLaDOS: if you want bloo, you can just be like...a secondary person for npcs

Jesus Syphon: I can only execute ideas if the idea sucks

GLaDOS: take some of the weight off of frisky

Jesus Syphon: Which is why almost all my characters except Dewt are boring

Jesus Syphon: And simple

: Nah I can deal with a lot of weight

: I feel like it was a mistake to play a fucking Gardevoir or Kirlia

Vaati: ((i like syphon

: Right

Coco: "So um, what's goin' on around here?"

: It sounds fun as a joke

: But you know

: It's kinda shit when you actually do it

GLaDOS: It easn't a mistake in and of itself

Jesus Syphon: I like Syphon

: You need a serious character you can connect to, right?

Jesus Syphon: But I feel he's boring

: Let's continue this in PMs

: yes I do

: Like

Jesus Syphon: He's not that boring to play AS, but he's...a boring character

: 99% of the shit I do is a joke

Jesus Syphon: or, I think

Vaati: ((i dont think hes boring

GLaDOS: Your mistake wasn't in picking those pokemon, it's in turning them into jokes imo

GLaDOS: Like...you know. Making them vape.

Jesus Syphon: Really?

Jesus Syphon: Thanks <3

: Obviously yes

GLaDOS: Nah Syphon isn't boring

Jesus Syphon: <3

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Vaati: ((yeah, i love mages and the way their magic works is always different

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] disconnected.

Vaati: Hm.

Jesus Syphon: "Not much. I'm getting used to being Jesus."

Barchar: "You know, I don't think that should have changed our appearances."

Jesus Syphon: "...It's not a drastic change really, but it feels strange."

Barchar: "I'm not william Shatner."

Vaati: I am attempting to assimilate into living.

GLaDOS: "Join the club."

Vaati: Like any other here.

Coco: "Um"

Jesus Syphon: "Oh. I dunno why it affected me then."

GLaDOS: "Actually, we could make a club. I believe clubs are good ways to make 'friends'."

Coco: "Are you.. literally jesus?"

Vaati: Yes!

Jesus Syphon: "I believe so."

Vaati: That is a wonderful idea!

Smolster: (I JUST LOCKED MYSELF THE FUCK OUT OF MY DORM)

Jesus Syphon: "I'm Jesus and more."

Jesus Syphon: ((o

Vaati: me's ears flitter.

GLaDOS: (rip jal)

Vaati: syfudrry

Vaati: 's ears flitter

Jesus Syphon: su furry?

Vaati: ((rip darling

Coco: ((rest in sleeping against the door

Vaati: ((you mean amethyst

GLaDOS: no)

GLaDOS: (they mean Jasper)

Vaati: ((shes ok now

DamnDude: (( Wait is syphon actually staying Jesus ))

GLaDOS: B)

DamnDude: (( This is amazing ))

Jesus Syphon: >When someone tries to talk to me...at all

Smolster: (I HAD TO RUN AROUND IN MY SOCKS AND FIND AN RA)

Jesus Syphon: >irl

Coco: "Ok"

Jesus Syphon: yeah, Syphon is staying jesus, maybe forever

GLaDOS: (rip a dip dip)

Jesus Syphon: I'm not sure

Jesus Syphon: Depends

Vaati: A club would be fantastic, to relate to one another.

: "Frisky: He didn't fucking vaPE AND FUCK THE WALLS"

GLaDOS: "...Oh."

Jesus Syphon: "...I mean, aren't we already kind of a club?"

Vaati: Oh.

Jesus Syphon: "Though we don't really [i]do[/i] things."

Jesus Syphon: "I guess we're missing that part."

Vaati: ...

GLaDOS: "Well, some of us need assistance with human culture."

GLaDOS: "Such as learning language, or...you know. Compassion."

Jesus Syphon: "...Uh, I might be able to help?"

Jesus Syphon: "Human cultures differentiate though."

Vaati: 's ears flitter so hard that an earring fuckin falls out.

Vaati: ....Oh.

Jesus Syphon: "..."

Coco: the yellow light turns red, coco stops for a second

: Guys

: CauTale Monday or Tuesday

Jesus Syphon: Monday

Vaati: just. Puts it back in.

Coco: Monday

Vaati: ((monday if possible

Jesus Syphon: Tuesday is when skool starts for me

GLaDOS: i can't do monday, i have karate

: Tuesday is when PMD starts

GLaDOS: well

: DD can either do Monday or Tuesday

Jesus Syphon: I'll be there for PMD

GLaDOS: depends on when we start

Jesus Syphon: Probably

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Coco: the red light flashes

Jesus Syphon: Going onto mobile

: Jesus!Syphon [Jesus Syphon] disconnected.

Vaati: ...That is bad, is it not?

Coco: it turns green, then coco snaps back to reality

Coco: "Hm?"

Vaati: The light had flashed red.

: Somewhere far away...

Miyu: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-Jesus christ when the fuck am I gonna hit the ground"

Jäger Leyline: (bread go to bed?

Vaati: ((yes

GLaDOS: (yeh)

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Power Armored Jager [PowerArmorJager].

PowerArmorJager: enters the bar

Coco: "I just got a drink"

Vaati: Hello.

Barchar: "Jager?"

Vaati: Oh.

Coco: "Hello!"

PowerArmorJager: Hey there

PowerArmorJager: thougt Id compare armor

: Vaati's connection timed out.

: ((Homestuck troll in /r/Undertale RP

Coco: "Um..."

Coco: "Ok"

: Vaati [Vaati] joined chat.

: ((Theres a point where you say 'what am I willing to put up with today'

Coco: jager having an armor contest with an 8? year old

: ((And the answer is 'NOT FUCKING THIS'

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Runner: "I've got some armor!"

PowerArmorJager: whats a kid like you doi.g with power armor?

Vaati: ((you gott draw the line in the fucking sand dude

Runner: "I stole it from a robot!"

Jesus Syphon: Back

Runner: "And then my dog bit him! Good times!"

Vaati: ....

GLaDOS: "..."

PowerArmorJager: good for you runner

Coco: "It doesn't come off"

PowerArmorJager: you get your disk back yet?

Coco: ((RIP dick assman

Runner: "I mean I HAD the armor."

PowerArmorJager: whys that?

Coco: "Um.."

Coco: "Because it doesn't?"

Runner: "These fucking cops busted into my hideout actually"

GLaDOS: (famous canadian famous for hsving the name 'dick assman')

Runner: "Took it from me! Tazed me too!"

Vaati: Where I am from you would be called |a massive dickweed|.

GLaDOS: "What a pity."

Runner: "Said some bullshit about game balance or some shit"

Vaati: And you deserved such.

: Bloo: Thanks for fucking schooling me

Runner: "i'm gonna go the fuck to sleep, i've got a catgirl that just showed up in my hideout ever since that whole journey"

PowerArmorJager: I mean what is it integrated into your body?

: I got fucking schooled

Jesus Syphon: Rip

GLaDOS: what'd you get schooled on

Jesus Syphon: Msth

Jesus Syphon: Math*

: how to do meth properly

Vaati: ((meth

: Character advice

: and not be a fucking jOKE

Jesus Syphon: Evidently not english

: High Feast Laharl [] disconnected.

: Bingo

Coco: "Well... it dowsn't come off"

Coco: "Ever"

Coco: "I can't get it off"

: I fucking showed Bloo how it's done

Jesus Syphon: Okay, I'm gaining self esteem but

PowerArmorJager: well there has to be a reason why

: this restores 10% of my self-esteem

Jesus Syphon: I think my characters are physically boring, except Dewt

PowerArmorJager: is it really just bionics?

Jesus Syphon: Is it tru

: Frisky

Vaati: ((no

Coco: "It's not bionics.."

: Yes

Coco: "It's armor"

: actually nvm

Vaati: ((it is not true

Coco: "It just can't be taken off"

Jesus Syphon: ?

: You can fucking tell me

Jesus Syphon: How are they not

Vaati: ((frisky was talking to bloo

PowerArmorJager: you have all you.limbs right?

: I was going to be like

Coco: "Yeah..?"

: 'nvm'

PowerArmorJager: how do you use ths bathroom?

Coco: it should be noted, no part of this gote is visible, it's fuckin all armor

Vaati: ((ok syphon being a mage that recovers magic from food and integrating that into the rp is a cool concept

: You can tell me anything

Coco: "..um"

Jesus Syphon: o

: I won't bitch about ir

: It*

Coco: "The suit lets me.."

Jesus Syphon: Ty, but das not physical

: Also Tri your characters are cool

Coco: "That's kinda a weird question"

PowerArmorJager: no part of him is visible either in his armor

Vaati: ((physically? i mean monochrome is cool

Jesus Syphon: eh

Jesus Syphon: Fair enough

PowerArmorJager: its juat weird that you cant get out of it if its not attached you

Coco: "Yeah, but that's just.. how it is"

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Coco: "It's been like that for 3 years"

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PowerArmorJager: theres gotta be a reason. are the other kids like you?

Coco: "No?"

Coco: "I don't know why"

Jesus Syphon: "About starting a club, do we WANT to do that?"

: another concern is when PMD actually will happen next

PowerArmorJager: power armor a common thing where you are from?

GLaDOS: "I wouldn't mind. It could be useful."

: Tuesday but you don't have to make a character by then

Vaati: I would enjoy such.

Jesus Syphon: "We should start planning, then."

Jesus Syphon: "What is it for?"

: You can use three whole days to plan and introduce Thursday I won't mind

Coco: "No"

: This might take me like an hour

: Or a day

: Alright

Coco: "I'm the only one that wears any"

: See, Bloo

: I might PM you about it before PMD starts Tuesday though

PowerArmorJager: ....take it no one has inspected that armor before

: Alright cool

Jesus Syphon: I legit have not planned a single character...

Jesus Syphon: Except Vale but

: See, the thing about characters Bloo

: They change without you even knowing

Vaati: ...Those who not have skills in human cultures.

: They have a mind of their own

Coco: "Grandpa has"

Jesus Syphon: "...Okay. What do we do?"

Coco: ((I came up with the concept of coco today

Coco: ((So u dont need too long to plan a char

: Don't spend 400 hours on planning because it's not about the planning stage, it's about how you execute it

PowerArmorJager: ((didnt lar have an oc named coco

Coco: ((SHHHHHH

Vaati: .....Attempting to get skills in such?

Jesus Syphon: I usually just think 'this is cool' and then do it and it happens

Vaati: ((he did but it was a while ago so

PowerArmorJager: he your care taker?

Coco: nods

: It doesn't matter if the planning is shit, you can rework that and make it work in the execution stage

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: Planning is important though

Jesus Syphon: "Uh...alright. Clubs should be fun though. Is becoming cultured fun?"

: You at least know a general outline of your character first before doing it

Vaati: It is enjoyable to learn.

: I might actually almost be finished

: Kek

: Huh

: Kekky kek

Jesus Syphon: "Oh, okay. Do we do any activities except learn?"

Jesus Syphon: Toppiest kek

Vaati: ...................

Vaati: I... know not.

Jesus Syphon: "GLaDOS?"

: See it doesn't take too long to plan

GLaDOS: "I suppose We'd mostly just join together and talk."

GLaDOS: C

Jesus Syphon: U

: C

PowerArmorJager: BC wanna go mind meld for the night?

: I will judge your character and give criticism once you present it to me because I am your overlord

Jesus Syphon: We almost did it reddit

: What do you want me to do, just hand you the 30-line txt file

GLaDOS: "The point being that those who feel alienated would be able to talk with others who feel the same. So that they can feel...compassionate."

: Sure

: wait no why would I do that

: How the hell do you want me to present this to you

: Just copy and fucking paste

: It's easy

Jesus Syphon: "..." He sighs. "Okay."

Vaati: Yes.

GLaDOS: Use pastebin

: ^

Jesus Syphon: Or pm

: Or just copy and paste the text in PMs

GLaDOS: "What? Is this not satisfactory? '

: I'll just try to summarize this list into a paragraph

: Alright

: Do it in PMs pls

Vaati: 's ears press against his head and droop.

Jesus Syphon: "I mean, it certainly does what the club is meant for, but, at least in my opinion, the premise is boring."

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Jesus Syphon: "It's a thing you can just...do."

PowerArmorJager: picks BC up, "time for bed dear"

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Vaati: ........Oh.

Jesus Syphon: "It's not a bad thing, just not a club thing."

Barchar: "Sure thing, Jager."

GLaDOS: "I mean, i believe it depends on what you expect out of it."

PowerArmorJager: takes her to get some sleep

GLaDOS: "A chess club would simply entail playing chess and talking with others who do the same."

Jesus Syphon: "True. I dunno. Maybe it's just not a club for me."

GLaDOS: "It simply provides...structure."

GLaDOS: "You seem to understand humans quite well, Syphon."

Vaati: ......It... is meant for those who do not.

Jesus Syphon: "...Reall u?"

Jesus Syphon: Fuck

Jesus Syphon: Mobile

Jesus Syphon: Really*

: Power Armored Jager's connection timed out.

: Syphon: Let's talk about Fight Club

Jesus Syphon: "In that case it's definitely not a club for me. Maybe I'm just subconsciously trying to change it to something I like."

: GLaDOS: Can I use neurotoxin and turrets?

Jesus Syphon: JESUS Syphon*

: Jesus Syphon: Uhhh.. sureM

: ?*

GLaDOS: "Perhaps. Humans like to do that. Change things they don't understand."

Jesus Syphon: Surem

: FML mobile

Vaati: ((vaati: no

Jesus Syphon: "I understand it, I just don't like it."

Vaati: ...Yes, that is a thing that they do... far too often.

: Tri don't run my misspellings into the groundddddd

GLaDOS: "That's what you think."

Jesus Syphon: Okay

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Jesus Syphon: You have permission to do so to me tho

Jesus Syphon: "...Fair."

Jesus Syphon: "I can't argue with that."

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Jesus Syphon: "Anyway, it's not for me, but feel free to do it."

: Power Armored Jager's connection timed out.

GLaDOS: "Let's see. Who else would even want to participate in such a thing?"

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Vaati: .......I know not.

Jesus Syphon: He shrugs.

GLaDOS: "Barchar seems to believe she has trouble understanding emotion. Not that I've noticed many signs of it."

Jesus Syphon: 7

Vaati: ((grand

GLaDOS: Dad

Jesus Syphon: Woo

: We

Jesus Syphon: "I don't know them too well."

: Fuckballs

Jesus Syphon: Sorry

Jesus Syphon: Try again

: Power Armored Jager's connection timed out.

: We

Jesus Syphon: Are

Vaati: ((The

: Crystal

GLaDOS: Crystal

Vaati: ((Gems

Jesus Syphon: Gems

GLaDOS: CLOSE ENOUGH

GLaDOS: it's

GLaDOS: My liiiife

Jesus Syphon: the---oh

: If

Vaati: ((britney bitch

GLaDOS: It's now or never

: Fuckballls

: If

Jesus Syphon: SOME

: BODY

Vaati: ((ONCE

GLaDOS: ONCE TOLD ME

: THE

Jesus Syphon: WORLD

Vaati: ((WORLD

GLaDOS: Was

: no

: GONNA

Jesus Syphon: ROLL

Vaati: ((ROLL ME

Jesus Syphon: I

: Bloo ruined it

GLaDOS: I AIN'T

Jesus Syphon: RIP

GLaDOS: Never

Jesus Syphon: Gonna

: ((I just remembered

Jesus Syphon: Fuck

GLaDOS: Dammit

: (("I would pick Sylveon but you know, the ribbons and shit"

: ((We played this game IC

: ((With like

Jesus Syphon: Now this is a story

: (( I am honestly stuck

: ((Frisk and Metta and someone else

: (( On what Pokemon to pick

Jesus Syphon: Rip memes

Jesus Syphon: Dustox

: ((Frisk accidentally gave away she liked Nancy in front of Metta

Vaati: ((yep

: ((So Metta fucking knew

: (( Dustox?

Jesus Syphon: Sure

GLaDOS: What game

Jesus Syphon: Or Surskit

: ((Metta: frisk i know a lot of things

Vaati: ((also, pyroar

: Eh

: Pyroar would be cool

: ok i'm sold

GLaDOS: I feel like I missed something

: Dustox? A bug type would be interesting

: What is it Bloo

Vaati: ((for pmd

Jesus Syphon: Wait for PMF?

Jesus Syphon: D*/

Jesus Syphon: D*

: Pyroar I guess

: Yes Bloo is coming back to PMD

Jesus Syphon: Awrip

: Also cool

GLaDOS: I like Dustox

Jesus Syphon: Good I'm not the only one

GLaDOS: But pyroar is cool

Jesus Syphon: Alao til linoone is that bc line oone

Jesus Syphon: Bc line

Jesus Syphon: Also*

GLaDOS: However

: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQdFjHvF_v71sbiAyvH9BiT78IE-AMxeYQHFptrtn8m43UuS_bT

: male and female pyroars are somewhat different in appearance

GLaDOS: Think like this

GLaDOS: We have a fire type

: Male Pyroars are better

GLaDOS: We do not have a bug or poison type

Vaati: ((true...

: Hmm

Jesus Syphon: Dustox is flying tho

Jesus Syphon: Right?

Vaati: ((no it isnt

: Bloo do you like any poison types

Jesus Syphon: Oh

: sure

GLaDOS: Iirc it's bug/poison

Vaati: ((scolipede is better tho

Jesus Syphon: I namef my dustox H

: Ok I just took a second look at Dustox

Jesus Syphon: Named

: Nidoqueen? Scolipede?

: Nidoking?

Jesus Syphon: Masquerain

Jesus Syphon: Cherrim

Vaati: ((those arent poison

Jesus Syphon: oh

Jesus Syphon: we're doing poison oops

Vaati: ((best poison is dragalge but thats sherrys schtick

GLaDOS: Scolipede is cool

: Right

Jesus Syphon: If I were to end Dewt though now I think I won't, I'd be Cherrim

: >end Dewt

Jesus Syphon: Yeah I won't

: Let's do it /s

: Also Arbok

: It's your choice tho Bloo

Jesus Syphon: Haunter

: Do what you want

: I dunno

: No Haunter is one of your main enemies

: Still really hard to decide

Jesus Syphon: Whoops

: Yeah I get it

Vaati: ((im just giving suggestions

GLaDOS: Spoilerz frisky

Jesus Syphon: Same

: There's like 720 Pokémon

: Haunter is like a grunt

: Yes and it's hard to pick from 720

: Most of them are your enemies

Vaati: ((i had a terrible time deciding until i landed on steelix

GLaDOS: A ghost type could be cool tho

: Yeah

Jesus Syphon: I immediately chose Dewt

GLaDOS: Like, chandelure maybe?

Jesus Syphon: Wooper U mean

Jesus Syphon: I

: I considered Chandelure

: Can I use Chandelure tho

GLaDOS: Why couldn't you?

: You can do that

: And Froslass

: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ok

: And a bunch of others

: Alrighty

Vaati: ((im using the biggest nonlegend nonalola nonmega

Jesus Syphon: Just don't be steel

Jesus Syphon: Wailord

GLaDOS: We got enough steel

: actually

Vaati: ((wailord doesnt count

: let me look at the ghost types like once

Jesus Syphon: Oh

GLaDOS: I think that's why I went with absol instead of Metagross

: https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTfeaVgCIMjpzpWw_rS2ySsWNDvL6TLv29zwbT5Ts6vx1R9dD1Aqw

Vaati: ((wailord doesnt count because my gf fears whales

GLaDOS: What

Jesus Syphon: Alright

: [s]Rotom[/s]

GLaDOS: How can you fear wailord

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Jesus Syphon: Whales

: Rotom isn't very viable is it

: Not reaaaally

GLaDOS: Wailord is a big 'ol goof

Jesus Syphon: Rip

: Most legendaries you can't do

Coco: has just been idly sitting, occasionally bouncing

: chandelure it is then

Vaati: (("whales are creepy i dont like their tails theyre too big also i had a lot of whale nightmares as a kid" my gf

: I'd suggest Froslass, Mismagius, Chand-- Aight

Coco: "Miss Glados?"

Coco: looks at her

: Also Dusknoir is off limits

Vaati: ((i was gonna do mismagius but theyre a lot smaller than they should be

: Wait

: Nobody can be Dusknoir

Jesus Syphon: Kek

: I'm going to flip a coin on Froslass and Chandelure brb

: Alright

Jesus Syphon: Okay

Jesus Syphon: Froslass pls

Jesus Syphon: We lack ice

: Whoever has played PMD 2 would know why

: heads=froslass

: tails=chandelure

Jesus Syphon: I know why

: Froslass is ice ghost

Vaati: ((itd be n ice

Coco: I played pmd2 like.. a few years ago

Jesus Syphon: Gg

GLaDOS: So is this just a character that works with any Pokémon?

Vaati: ((gET IT, N-ICE

Jesus Syphon: Yes

: HEADS

Jesus Syphon: WOao

Jesus Syphon: Fuck

: Alrighty

Vaati: ((nICE

Coco: is looking at her

: That was a faithful coinflip

: Froslass then

Vaati: ...

: Now time to revise backstory and eat oreos

GLaDOS: Yey

: https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRvpooxbpfybMgB05qdO_IWOG0fDUJvJdefrbRw9ljkeeo0YTxi

GLaDOS: "...A question, vaati. Would you consider me a 'friend'."

Coco: "..."

: Froslass is cool and original

: Now we have variety

Jesus Syphon: Listen to Froslass cry too

Coco: is ignored rip her

GLaDOS: Yeah I like frosslass

Vaati: ...Yes, I would.

GLaDOS: "...Hm. Interesting."

Coco: hops off the couch and explores around the bra

Jesus Syphon: BRA

Vaati: ((the bra

Smolster: (BRA

: BRA

Vaati: ((BATTLE READY ARMOR

GLaDOS: "I believe that notion feels...good."

Jesus Syphon: lenny

Jesus Syphon: fammit

GLaDOS: "Headache-inducing. But good."

Coco: points at the drink machine

Jesus Syphon: dammit

GLaDOS: Fammit

Coco: "What's this?"

GLaDOS: "It's a drink machine."

Vaati: ...Oh.

GLaDOS: "It dispenses drinks."

Jesus Syphon: double dammit

: http://orig14.deviantart.net/d2c2/f/2016/052/8/7/froslass_by_hakkasm-d9sopf9.png

GLaDOS: of minor note, the purple core is very slightly brighter by default.

Vaati: It will produce drinks. Somehow it also has the text of Hylian.

Jesus Syphon: Wait, could Dewt ever evolve?

GLaDOS: "I do not mean that as an insult, Vaati."

Coco: "Oh, alright"

Vaati: Oh.

Vaati: Then, how so?

GLaDOS: "Certain things tend to cause me headaches. Mostly related to compassion. I'm not sure why."

Coco: "Headaches?"

Vaati: ...That is very strange.

Jesus Syphon: "Failure to comprehend...?"

Jesus Syphon: "Wait, can you comprehend compassion?"

: ((Bloo is it okay if I go to slee

: ((sleep*

: (( idc

Vaati: ((gn

: ((Alright

: (( gn

: ((gn

Jesus Syphon: Why are you asking for permission to sleep

: yes why are you asking for permission

Jesus Syphon: Also gn

: Because I'm wondering if Bloo wants to talk about this shit tonight or not

Jesus Syphon: o

: nah i'm tired too

GLaDOS: "I can comprehend it."

: Anyways gn

: Frisky "Fuck you drowning" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Jesus Syphon: "Nevermind then."

GLaDOS: "I understand the reason humans have it. I understand why they hold it in high regard."

Coco: "I think she meant she got headaches when she was feeling it, Syphon"

GLaDOS: "My issues appear to lie in recreating it."

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Jesus Syphon: "Ohhh, okay."

Coco: "Or trying to?" she looks to Glados for clarification

Jesus Syphon: "It's just...positivity. Happiness."

GLaDOS: "Thank you, Syphon."

Jesus Syphon: "No problem."

Jesus Syphon: "Or was that sarcasm."

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GLaDOS: "And yes, [patron 376] , that's what I meant."

GLaDOS: clearly sarcasm

Vaati: ...

GLaDOS: all four of her eyes went dead straight at 'patron 376'.

Jesus Syphon: "..."

Jesus Syphon: "Dammit."

Coco: ((http://m.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Shinji-Ikari

Vaati: ...What?

Coco: ((How to be shinji ikari irl

Coco: ((Why

Jesus Syphon: "Sarcasm."

Vaati: I know that, but... patron 376?

GLaDOS: "I don't know their name."

Coco: "Are there really that many people here..?"

Jesus Syphon: He shrugs.

Coco: "I'm Coco"

Vaati: ...Oh.

Jesus Syphon: "Wouldn't be surprised."

GLaDOS: "Oh, the number is mostly arbitrary."

Jesus Syphon: "Oh."

GLaDOS: "Though I wouldn't be surprised if this location had garnered that many visitors over its 13-year lifespan."

Coco: "So I'm not the 376th"

Coco: "I kinda wanted to be the 300th if there's that many, cuz that's a more special number"

Vaati: ...Why is it special? It is merely a number.

Jesus Syphon: IT'S HIGH MOON

GLaDOS: "There is nothing interesting about the number 300."

GLaDOS: No its low midnight

Coco: "But it's a hundred"

Vaati: ((no it's 1:01

Coco: "It's more special than 376"

Jesus Syphon: "It's a multiple of 100, which is considered specia

Vaati: No, it is three hundred.

Jesus Syphon: well

Jesus Syphon: You know how that sentence ends

Vaati: ...That is very odd.

Jesus Syphon: "Anything can be odd. Odd is just new things."

Vaati: The thing is why one hundred?

GLaDOS: "No, it's even."

Coco: "Because 100 is a special number!"

Coco: "More special than 300"

Jesus Syphon: "Odd as in strange."

Coco: "So that specialness rubs off.. kinda"

GLaDOS: "It is the first triple-digit number. In order."

GLaDOS: "I'm aware. I'm making a joke."

GLaDOS: "The surveys imply jokes are ways of making people enjoy you."

Jesus Syphon: "Oh, okay. Man, I'm bad at jokes and sarcasm now that I'm Jesus, apparently."

Jesus Syphon: "Or because I'm tiref."

Vaati: Yes, but it has no reason to be special. Ten is not special because it is the first two digit number. Is it.

Jesus Syphon: Tiref

Jesus Syphon: Tired.

Vaati: *?

Coco: "It is!"

Jesus Syphon: "It is. Less so, but it is."

Vaati: I still do not understand this whatsoever.

Jesus Syphon: "Welcome to human culture."

Coco: "You don't have to, just remember that it's a special number"

Coco: "And you'll be ok"

Vaati: ....Okay?

Coco: "Awesome"

: i'm gonna go now

GLaDOS: "I understand why humans place more value on certain numbers"

Vaati: ((k cya

Jesus Syphon: Gn Bloo

GLaDOS: "I simply don't agree."

Vaati: Oh.

: this doesn't mean I'm going to sleep

: more like

Jesus Syphon: Bye Bloo

: "i'm going to skate 2 miles at midnight"

Vaati: Then could you perhaps explain why?

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Coco: "Well, you add another digit to 10, and another digit to 100"

Coco: "You want to celebrate the new digits"

Coco: "So it's special"

Jesus Syphon: "Milestones."

GLaDOS: "Essentially."

Vaati: Oh.

GLaDOS: "Think of considering such numbers important like...number birthdays."

Vaati: That I am able to understand. Thank you.

Coco: "Exactly"

Coco: ((mfw calling a number special results in a convo about numbers

GLaDOS: the blue light dims. Number birthdays got her on the mental subject of number cake, clearly

Vaati: ...GLaDOS, do the fluctuations of your lights have signifigance?

Coco: another yellow light

GLaDOS: "Yes."

GLaDOS: "The blue one dims when I think about cake."

GLaDOS: "I wish I was being sarcastic."

Vaati: ...That is a very strange and soecific yet highly interesting response.

Jesus Syphon: "Cake?"

Jesus Syphon: "Why cake?"

Coco: "That's weird"

GLaDOS: "If I knew, I'd tell you."

GLaDOS: "I appear to have some pre-coded obsession with it."

Jesus Syphon: "Oh, okay."

GLaDOS: "Perhaps one of their stranger attempts to pacify me, I'm not sure."

Vaati: ((brb

Jesus Syphon: "Reminds me." He orders and begins to eat ice cream.

Coco: ((Gonna get shower

Coco: ((Be back soon

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GLaDOS: "The red one-" she gestures to her other earring, it's eye whirling madly. "Indicates anger, or just general displeasure."

GLaDOS: the cake core, for the record, is essentially doing Wheatley's hacking animation. Constantly.

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Jesus Syphon: He listens silently, eating.

PowerArmorJager: (slarv and flame when do you start school?

: Power Armored Jager [PowerArmorJager] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

GLaDOS: "The orange one appears to represent my desire for testing. The brighter the light, the more I wish to do it. Or perhaps simply curiosity, but it's been more in line with the former." It's eye is also looking around, but it's less frantic and more innocent.

GLaDOS: (-7 days from now)

GLaDOS: "The purple one..." It's dead still. "I have theories, but I'm not entirely sure."

Jäger Leyline: (so everyone is back inschool now?

GLaDOS: (not everyone, a couple people won't be until Tuesday)

Jesus Syphon: I'll be in school in technically a day

Vaati: ((back

Vaati: ((hah im not in school tilbseptember

Jesus Syphon: Aw

Jäger Leyline: (really? damn

Vaati: ...Interesting.

GLaDOS: "Indeed."

Jäger Leyline: is asleep with BC

Vaati: 's ears flicker a bit.

Jäger Leyline: somethin is goin on in his mind

Jesus Syphon: He finishes. "What's with your ears?"

Vaati: What?

Barchar: Oh?

Vaati: They are fine.

Jesus Syphon: "They flicker."

Vaati: They fall a bit.

GLaDOS: "Your ears appear to flick in response to certain stimulii."

Vaati: They do.

Jesus Syphon: "Oh, okay."

Jäger Leyline: therea the song that sounds like the bluea

GLaDOS: "Mmn. Mystery solved."

Vaati: It is a way of wordlessly expressing emotion.

Jesus Syphon: "Neat."

Vaati: Sometimes they move without stimuli by conscious motion because they feel too stiff.

GLaDOS: "Hm."

Vaati: It is a subtle yet effective way of conveying emotions.

Barchar: whatever it is, it's keeping her up. Time for Barchar, mental investigator.

GLaDOS: "A similar purpose to my cores, I suppose."

Vaati: Though due to it keeping emotions secret requires conscious effort.

Jesus Syphon: "I just use words."

Vaati: When words may not work as well as expression.

Jesus Syphon: "Oh."

GLaDOS: "Body language is necessary for communications among nonverbal species."

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Vaati: Or for when those who cannot be verbal exist.

GLaDOS: "As such, it very very rarely should ever get removed evolutionarily during a species' climb to sentience."

Jäger Leyline: -therers a beach and a younger goat running through the water

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Jesus Syphon: "...Well, I guess I use facial expressions, though I use words much more often.."

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Coco: still in the bar

Coco: ((I have already started

Jäger Leyline: -theres also an old music record player playimg that song

Barchar: she shrugs, sitting down in the sand wordlessly.

Vaati: See, the thing about the faces of those who are of my species, they tend to not have quite as much movement as yours or, post transformation, my own.

Coco: "..."

Coco: "I guess you guys can't see my face"

Jesus Syphon: "Oh, o---?"

Vaati: ...No.

Coco: the eyes have gone from yellow to kinda green

Vaati: .....

Jesus Syphon: "...Hmm?"

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Coco: "What?"

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Jesus Syphon: "Your eyes."

Jesus Syphon: ...Wait

Jesus Syphon: There is a chest with a severed penis in the wall

Vaati: ((/r/nocontext

Jesus Syphon: Kek

GLaDOS: Que

Vaati: ((or /r/evenwithcontext

Coco: oh shit there is isn't there

Jesus Syphon: Yep

Coco: i forgot

Jesus Syphon: It's buried inside luckily

Coco: "My eyes?"

Vaati: The color had shifted to green.

Jesus Syphon: "Yeah."

Jäger Leyline: -its pretty peaceful, the kid is simply enjoying the water running through his feet

: Vaati's connection timed out.

GLaDOS: What the fuck are you talking about

Coco: Project Onimus

Barchar: she decides to hop in the water. Not actually jump, but still

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GLaDOS: What is it a game or some shit

Coco: "Oh, that"

Coco: "Those are sorta.. light up glass thingies"

Coco: "They change depending on my mood"

Coco: aaand back to yellow

Vaati: Oh.

Jesus Syphon: "...Huh, never knew there were so many different ways to express emotion."

Jäger Leyline: -its fresh and cool ocean water

Vaati: Do yellow and green have differing meanings?

Barchar: she sighs gently

Coco: "Yeah"

Vaati: Ah.

Barchar: [sub]"God, I love water."[/sub]

Vaati: May I ask what?

GLaDOS: "Likely similar functions as my brightness. Severity of the emotion or problem."

Coco: "Yellow is happy, green is kinda.. not as happy but still ok"

Jesus Syphon: "Content?"

Coco: "I got kinda bummed with the face talk"

GLaDOS: did you get that backward?

Vaati: Oh.

Jäger Leyline: Hi there!

Coco: get what backwards

Jesus Syphon: Yellow and green

Jäger Leyline: whats your name?

Coco: no

GLaDOS: typically green would be the best and yellow would be alright

Jesus Syphon: Usually green is happy and yellow---oh

Jäger Leyline: ran up to BC

Coco: yellow = happy, green = not as happy

Jesus Syphon: Well huh

Coco: because green is yellow and blue, and blue is sad

Barchar: "Oh, hey kid. I'm Barchar." she said, waving.

Jesus Syphon: Oh

GLaDOS: Ah

Jäger Leyline: what are you dpong here

Jäger Leyline: doing*

GLaDOS: "It's interesting. This bar is incredibly diverse, and yet certain things seem to reoccur often, such as unorthodox methods of displaying emotion."

Barchar: she shrugs. "Enjoying the water."

Vaati: Yes, it is strange yet wonderfully do.

Vaati: *so

Jesus Syphon: "One day something incomprehendable will enter."

Jäger Leyline: -the song changes to https://youtu.be/dJMJ-keBDjc

Coco: "It's nice to have another person with weird.. emotion light things."

GLaDOS: "I suppose it might be."

Jäger Leyline: oh

Barchar: "Oh?"

Jäger Leyline: looks behind

GLaDOS: "You know, you'd think that this feedback would be given to us, and not just others."

GLaDOS: "Having to need others to describe when certain lights dim is frustrating, at times."

Barchar: "Is something wrong, child?"

Coco: "Well, I know what I'm feeling"

Jäger Leyline: - the world has changed to the inside of a house

Coco: "But the back lights are kinda weird.. I need to stop and do whatever they want me to whenever they turn red"

GLaDOS: "Do they monitor vital functions?"

Barchar: "Aww. I was liking that."

Coco: "Yep"

Jäger Leyline: he walks over and sits at the table

Coco: "Thirst, hunger, stuff like that"

Coco: "Whoever made this thing was thorough.."

GLaDOS: "That isn't very strange, then. It seems to me like it's reasonable."

GLaDOS: "If you must eat, you must eat."

Jäger Leyline: -theres two peopele screaming in the background

Barchar: "...Unpleasant."

Vaati: nods.

Coco: "I guess"

Coco: "Dunno why they didn't just let me take it off"

GLaDOS: "Perhaps it's life support."

GLaDOS: "Or, simply an expirement."

Jäger Leyline: is sitting there sniffing

Coco: "An experiment?"

Barchar: "Are you okay, kid? C

GLaDOS: "Yes. They could be testing some new type of power armor, and simply don't wish their test subject to escape."

Jäger Leyline: is just sitting there quietly

Coco: "Oh..."

Barchar: "....seriously. Tell me if you need help. Sitting in silence isn't going to help anyone. C

GLaDOS: she may be learning compassion, but glados is still glados. She says that like it's business as usual.

Coco: green oncemore

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Barchar: she clears her throat

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Vaati: ...

GLaDOS: "It's not necessarily the case. Simply an option."

Coco: "It could be"

Coco: "I'll ask grandpa"

: eventually the sihoultte just hits him and he falls to the floor

Barchar: her eyes flare, as she tries to strike back at it

GLaDOS: "Did he make you wear it? C

Coco: "No!"

Coco: "Grandpa's trying to get it off"

GLaDOS: "Ah. Then he might be a good option."

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Barchar: "Ugh...fucking dreams..." she muttered. "Pick whether you're metaphysical or not."

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Vaati: is silently listening, ears 'tuned in' tothe conversation.

Gen: There's another knocking at the anydoor, followed by a "Coco?"

Coco: "Oh, crap, it got late"

Coco: hops off the couch

Jesus Syphon: He seems very almost asleep.

Vaati: Then, is this a temporary goodbye?

Gen: An older looking guy opens the door, he's got white hair and a blue shirt and tie on

Barchar: she kicks the music player instead

GLaDOS: "Hello."

Jesus Syphon: Because Tri is very almost asleep.

: -the silhoutte starts kicking him, but then it all goes black once she kicks it

Vaati: Hello.

GLaDOS: "Her grandfather, I assume

Coco: "You guys are cool, I'll come back tomorrow"

Barchar: "...uh...."

Coco: "Bye!"

Barchar: "Did I do bad?"

Vaati: Ah, then see you tomorrow.

Jesus Syphon: "Bye..."

Gen: "Coco, did you meet some new friends?"

Coco: "Yep"

Jesus Syphon: He falls asleep. Rip

Coco: ((This is one of the few chars I had to set up commands for

Coco: ((Fuck commands

Sterling: ((say

Schyroton: ((that

Morty: ((to

MettatonSEX: ((my

Glamor: [font=glamor]((face[/font]

Verum: ((mate

Barchar: ("OH I'M SLARVATH FUCK THE MOST USEFUL FEATURE OF THIS WEBSITE")

Aversa: ((buddy

Jesus Syphon: ((rood

Avanne: ((pal

Smollby: ((bro

Grillby: ((dude

Gen: "That's nice, sweetie, you can tell me when we get home"

Coco: "Ok"

Barchar: Is Jager still around?

Coco: ((I don't like using them

Hydro: ((hon

Coco: ((They're fuckin weird

Sherry Noble: ((darling

Coco: ((But I can't swap out Gen and Coco every 5 seconds so I have to

Jesus Syphon: ((but

Tremolite: ((they're

Jesus Syphon: ((it's juat /[name]

Ross: ((useful

GLaDOS: (how are they weird)

Prismaton: ((it isn't even the full name if you do it like i do

Jesus Syphon: ((tru

GLaDOS: (just pick some initials you remember)

Coco: heads out, Gen pats her on the head, but she doesn't seem to notice

GLaDOS: (you'll*)

Coco: ((I know how to use them, I just feel weird using them

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Jesus Syphon: eh

Vaati: ((or in the case of some: flameo for grillby, metta for prismaton

GLaDOS: (you're just a fuck slarvath)

Gen: He takes a glance back at the group before heading out with her

Jesus Syphon: h

Jäger Leyline: just lying there crying

Coco: ((no /me rip

Jesus Syphon: uh*

Vaati: waves.

Barchar: she walks over, sitting down next to him.

Jesus Syphon: He is sleep on couch.

GLaDOS: /me isn't necessary

Jäger Leyline: ia curled up and brusied up. just crying

GLaDOS: When people can tell it's an action (like when you use fucking quotes) /me is just a minor format change

Barchar: "Jager? It's over. You're safe now."

Jesus Syphon: I need sleep

Jesus Syphon: Gn <3

Jäger Leyline: doesnt respond

Nyxem: -Or if you're like me and don't use quotes, simple action markers-

Vaati: ((gn

Coco: ((Now it's time to see how Coco fares on the /r/undertale rp

Coco: ((Fuuuuuuuuun

Barchar: she sighs. "...Im about to touch your face. I'm just warning you so you don't freak out about it." she pets her hand on his cheek, stroking it affectionately

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GLaDOS: (Some fuck: "Oh it's cripple gote 2.0")

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GLaDOS: So, mv, do you think I play glados well? I have a lot of fun writing her, but I'm worried I'm too out of character.

Vaati: ((you're very in character! you play her beautifully

GLaDOS: (oh good)

Jäger Leyline: stays that way regardless

Coco: ((what the fuck

Barchar: she just stays there. Not much she can do.

Coco: ((ok

GLaDOS: (what)

Coco: ((so i posted a pic on tumblr today

Coco: ((from an obscure 3ds game

Jäger Leyline: stays that way for.the rest of the night

Jäger Leyline: (gtg

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Vaati: ((cya

GLaDOS: (oh yeah I saw that)

Coco: ((it got reblogged by

Coco: ((http://fuckyeahjellyfishpuzzle.tumblr.com/

GLaDOS: ([s]cuz I stalk you lol[/s] )

Vaati: ((my 'what if chrom was blond' post has over 400 notes

Coco: ((SO MANY PEOPLE POSTED THE SAME JOKE

Coco: ((THIS BLOG

Coco: ((IS LITERALLY

Coco: ((DOZENS OF PICTURES OF PEOPLE WHO PHOTOGRAPHED THAT SAME EXACT LINE

GLaDOS: I was worried I didn't really juggle the sarcastic with the psychotic with the growing well enough, and focused too much on the last one

GLaDOS: (if you repost the jellyfish line you are a failure and we're all disappointed in you)

Vaati: ((you balance them well

Coco: ((I can't fucking believe this

Coco: ((I feel like a failure

Coco: ((And I'm very disappointed in me

Vaati: ((heh

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Coco: ((I got memed so hard

GLaDOS: "..."

GLaDOS: "I wonder what's going to convince Jason to move."

Vaati: ...

Vaati: A threat of murder, while not kind, often works.

GLaDOS: "I don't want to murder him. He knows that."

Vaati: Ah.

GLaDOS: "Besides, all I have to murder people with right now is the gun in the anger core."

Vaati: Hm

GLaDOS: "And that shoots turret bullets. Good for obstacles. Poor for murdering."

Vaati: ...Oh.

Vaati: Well.

GLaDOS: sighs, tapping the beat to want you gone on the nearest hard surface, [s]Jason's dick[/s] an exposed part of her leg.

Coco: ((Time to see if /r/undertale kills coco in seconds

Vaati: ...

Vaati: I should leave. I will see you soon.

Vaati: warps out

Vaati: ((gn

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Coco: ((gn

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Jäger Leyline: (hey slarv want some fuk?

Coco: ((Na

Jäger Leyline: (sad face

Jäger Leyline: (bread boden you out?

Coco: ((nah

Coco: ((im just not wanting to rn

Jäger Leyline: (Im working anyhow

Coco: ((rip

Jäger Leyline: ('sides we aint got no one

Jäger Leyline: ((Katens a

Jäger Leyline: ((Karens a bitch who wont put out

Coco: ((Still waiting on that sorrowgasm

Jäger Leyline: ((well do it but I need to know how katen can

Coco: ((idk

Jäger Leyline: ((without getti.g too sad to perform

Jäger Leyline: ((unless you dont mind a resistance

Coco: ((Nah, i can live with no sorrowfuk

Jäger Leyline: ((I mean I jyst need a reason why she could

Coco: ((DETERMINATION

Jäger Leyline: ((good enough well do it some time

Coco: ((kewl

Jäger Leyline: (gotta trade sumthing tbough

Jäger Leyline: ((I want Hywels ass

Coco: ((k

Jäger Leyline: (easier than I thought

Jäger Leyline: ((I want some jagwel

Coco: ((I can appreciate hywel gettin ass fucked

Jäger Leyline: ((Im making jager bi just for tbis

Coco: ((Iss gonna b gud

Jäger Leyline: (bring fanta along

Coco: ((Ye

Coco: ((We gonna get 2 in the hole

Jäger Leyline: (in1 hole

Jäger Leyline: ?

Jäger Leyline: ((nice

Coco: ((Imma sleep

Coco: ((Gn

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Jäger Leyline: (Flame?

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Jäger Leyline: (bread?

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: ((Yes am bread))

Jäger Leyline: (oy

: ((Hello))

Jäger Leyline: ((ready for the first day of school

: ((No))

: ((Well yeah))

: ((But I said no for comedic effect))

Jäger Leyline: ((why you lie to me?

: ((Comedic effect))

: ((Was worth))

Jäger Leyline: ((well I hope your happy

: ((I see your craving the Hywel butt))

: ((And the Hywel Hardick))

Jäger Leyline: ((damn, was hoping you'd over look that

Jäger Leyline: ((No no no,, Jager is full dom

Jäger Leyline: ((I want to destroy that ass

: ((Hywel ain't gonna let him do that without being able to do it himself))

Jäger Leyline: ((oh man, quite the bargain

: ((Is jäger getting his ass pounded worth pounding Hywels ass))

Jäger Leyline: ((quite the negotiation

Jäger Leyline: ((well I really want to do a gay boden

Jäger Leyline: ((so it might be

Jäger Leyline: ((other than Wandering Frisk randomly walking up to AD and those being like Hey lets fuck, this seems like its the best choice

: ((Ad isn't even in commission at this point))

: ((He's home))

: ((Lying in a bed of anime body pillows.))

: ((And tears))

: ((Mostly body pillows though))

Wandering Frisk: -can fix that-

: ((How though))

: ((Does he know where ad lives or something))

Wandering Frisk: -has some 6th sense on where he should be

: ((I would actually give him a bed with like 6 body pillows))

: ((All half naked))

: (("Don't tell Toriel"))

Wandering Frisk: (wf: oh baby, I won't tell, so lets add another naked body)

: (("No last time I tried to do anything sex related in here Toriel walked in and joined and I can't get those memories out of my head please don't make it happen again"))

Wandering Frisk: ("TOO LATE

: (("YOURE TRIGGERING MY PTSDDDDD"))

Wandering Frisk: (("FUCK YOU LITERALLY AND FUCK YOUR PTSD FIGURATIVELY

: ((Did you see The Last Bastion))

Jäger Leyline: ((no whats that?>

: ((It's the most recent overwatch animated short))

: ((Literally no voice acting))

: ((It's all tweets and boops))

Jäger Leyline: ((wait I did

: ((And literal Vietnam flashbacks))

Jäger Leyline: ((yea I saw

Jäger Leyline: ((did I tell you how much Overwatch art I got at the anime con I when to

: ((How much))

: ((Wait lemme guess))

: ((A lot))

Jäger Leyline: (I spent 50 bucks and I got 37 pieces of overwatch art, 4 pieces of UT, 4 of SU, 2 OW posters, and 1 tracer mousepad

Jäger Leyline: ((6 UT actually

: ((Did the tracer mousepad))

: ((Have a butt))

: ((Like was it one of those))

Jäger Leyline: ((nope

Jäger Leyline: ((its a front shot, and its not anime esque

Jäger Leyline: ((good thing about Korea, more than one art style,

: ((Cool))

Jäger Leyline: ((I don't even own OW

Jäger Leyline: ((or have ever played it

: ((Well, it's fun))

Jäger Leyline: ((I'll look into it

: ((Actually))

: ((You probably won't like it))

Jäger Leyline: ((why?

: ((It's literally just a multiplayer shooter))

: ((No story))

: ((Just go out and play the objective))

Jäger Leyline: ((thats true, but I still play some MP games,

Jäger Leyline: ((its just limited now, and I usually prefer highly realistic war shooters, or sometimes quirky games

: ((I perfer anything that I like playing))

: ((As long as it's on PC, with some exceptions))

Jäger Leyline: ((well duh I prefer the games I enjoy playing

Jäger Leyline: ((what you think I prefer to play shitty games>

: ((I more mean that I like the feel for))

: ((The controls should be good))

Jäger Leyline: ((nah I prefer crappy tank controls

: ((But like, I'm not a fan of fighting games, like MK))

Jäger Leyline: ((it depends, but I don't take em seriously any more

: ((The controls in those games are just confusing to me))

: ((Lik egg

: ((Like*

: ((I envy the people who can remember that bullshit))

Jäger Leyline: ((thast muscle memory

: ((Yeah but like))

: ((Jesus))

: ((Like, I like having a set control scheme))

: ((Cause fucking hell))

: ((In fighting games like that you're forced to main a character))

Jäger Leyline: ((I'm good at memorizing many differnt move sets and combos

: ((I am the opposite of good at that))

Jäger Leyline: ((well when I get OW I'll see how good you are in it

: (([s]But I'm shit[/s]

Jäger Leyline: ((well I'll destory you like Jagers gonna destroy Hywel's ass

Jäger Leyline: ((speaking of which

Jäger Leyline: hers the house

Jäger Leyline: Hywel!

Hywel: -He's asleep in bed.-

Jäger Leyline: peers in the door

Hywel: -He's lying on his stomach. Actually wearing boxers for once in bed.-

Jäger Leyline: walks over and sits next to him

Jäger Leyline: looks dat ass

Hywel: -It's an ass alright.-

Jäger Leyline: climbs ahd lays on top on him

Hywel: -He wakes up.-

Hywel: "...Fanta?"

Jäger Leyline: Nope

Hywel: "Jäger?"

Jäger Leyline: yep

Hywel: "What are doing?"

Jäger Leyline: using you as a pillow

Hywel: "Okay..."

Hywel: -He lies his head back down.-

Jäger Leyline: before I destroy your ass

Hywel: "...Hey, I'm not gonna let you have sex with me."

Hywel: "I was pretty sure you were joking."

Jäger Leyline: gotta get you back for those picutres

Jäger Leyline: plus Fanta argreed to the 5 million G

Hywel: "..."

Hywel: "Giddamnit... I'm nod just gonna let you do if, Jagwr. I'm getting a turn too."

Jäger Leyline: ah shit..

Jäger Leyline: alright, should we go to my room then?

Hywel: "Yeah, yeah..."

Hywel: -He rolls off the bed, and goes there.-

Jäger Leyline: hey your hot butt got you here you now

Jäger Leyline: followed

: ()let's go to boden now))

Jäger Leyline: (yep

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Jäger Leyline: ((this is my art collection from the con

Jäger Leyline: (http://m.imgur.com/kZgtcWo

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Barchar: got out of that head before this

Jäger Leyline: ((what?

Barchar: was in Jager's head overnight

Jäger Leyline: ((yes she did

Barchar: she'll let Jager bang on the side without complaints, but that doesn't mean she'll watch it [s]cause she'll get caught[/s]

Jäger Leyline: wouldn't care if she watched

Jäger Leyline: ((check out the link? and see the cool art?

GLaDOS: (Ooh that is cool)

GLaDOS: (isnt that Gundam in the top corners?)

Jäger Leyline: ((yep

Jäger Leyline: ((the RX-78-2 Gundam to the right and the RX-0 Unicorn to the left, you know that I'm a big gundam fan right?

GLaDOS: (I did not know)

Jäger Leyline: ((yep, I do stuff like make gunpla, (gundam models), watch the shows, and play the games, both video and card games

GLaDOS: (cool)

GLaDOS: (Gundam has never really come up here)

Jäger Leyline: ((yeah I know, mostly it has been Gundam Chara, but a lot of my stuff is Gundam influnenced

Barchar: is just laying on the couch, waiting for JAger and Hywel to finish up

Colton: he's busy being asleep with loni and azalea

Loni Leyline: -is asleep-

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Azalea: -She asleep.-

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Colton: -they all asleep-

Loni Leyline: rolls around on to Azalea

Azalea: -She wakes up.-M

Azalea: "Ach.."

Azalea: -She shakes Loni a bit.-

Loni Leyline: ((Azatron: ECH

Loni Leyline: uhhh...wwhat?

Azalea: "You rolled on me."

Loni Leyline: sorry

Loni Leyline: looks at Colton

Colton: slepgote

Azalea: "He's cute."

Azalea: "But I'm his aunt."

Azalea: "So it's kinda weird."

Loni Leyline: ....yeah

Loni Leyline: her phone beeps

Loni Leyline: looks at it

Azalea: "What's that?"

Azalea: -She looks.-

Jäger Leyline: [stop torturing me with Hywel's butt]

Azalea: "...How were you torturing him with Hywels butt?"

Loni Leyline: giggles

Loni Leyline: I sent like like 50 picutes of it

Azalea: "Is that what you did last night?"

Loni Leyline: nods

Loni Leyline: I mean no!

Azalea: "You still crushing on him?"

Loni Leyline: ....No, not anymore

Loni Leyline: he helped me get over it

Azalea: "Ah."

Azalea: "That's good."

Azalea: "Are you gonna touch my butt now?"

Loni Leyline: What?!

Loni Leyline: I ..aha....

Loni Leyline: blushes

Azalea: "Like. At some point?"

Loni Leyline: shakes for a minutes then sighs

Colton: ur lucky this kid is already broken

Loni Leyline: ...oo-o-kay

Azalea: "..."

Jäger Leyline: -mind is explorable-

Loni Leyline: what about colton?

Barchar: she's gonna wait unti he actually comes out

Azalea: "Maybe wait then."

Azalea: "Or ask him to leave once he wakes up."

Loni Leyline: sighs of relief

Loni Leyline: okay

Jäger Leyline: -actually when to the guess room with Hywel-

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Jäger Leyline: -decidse to continued with Hywel for round 2,

Jäger Leyline: -none of which will be rped-

Loni Leyline: ((think bread is now gone

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Loni Leyline: ((said he was gonna leave soon

GLaDOS: (i cri)

Loni Leyline: ((o hai mark

Coco: ((Hi

GLaDOS: (Slarv's real name is Mark called it)

Loni Leyline: ((Jagwel just hapened

Coco: ((k

Loni Leyline: Hywel's ass has been confirmed destroyed

Loni Leyline: ((hey I saw that in the room slarv

GLaDOS: deactivated rob't in the bar

Coco: ((I read boden logs u shit

Coco: not much to do with coco rn

Coco: given nobody is bar

: Coco [Coco] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Jäger Leyline: -is busy with Hywel-

Fanta: is tryna find a skool for smol

Colton: smol is slepgote

Colton: although there is another smol

Loni Leyline: ((think she'd be wondering where her husband went to

Fanta: could hear him

Colton: she probably knows full well

Barchar: is also available for asking

Loni Leyline: - Hywel did sccream a lout

Loni Leyline: lot*

Fanta: ((I'm still overly happy about the jellyfish puzzle

GLaDOS: (fuck yeah jelllyfish puzzle)

Fanta: potion wore off by now

Loni Leyline: ((what potion, it was full guy on guy?

Fanta: the boob potion

Loni Leyline: ((oh yeah

Loni Leyline: gets up and exits her room

Loni Leyline: runs into Fanta

Loni Leyline: hey gote mom

Fanta: "Howdy Loni"

Loni Leyline: everyones sleeping

Fanta: "Yup"

Loni Leyline: what are you doing?

Fanta: "Trying to find a school for colton"

Loni Leyline: I can teach him

Fanta: "I didn't know you could teach"

Loni Leyline: I got my bachelors degree in quantum physics and mathmatics

Loni Leyline: I'm going for my masters soon

Fanta: "I know, but can you teach it?"

Loni Leyline: double major too

Fanta: "That's nice, but he's 11, I don't think he needs quantum physics yet"

Loni Leyline: ....I actually applied for a for a Certified teachers degree and passed the test,

Loni Leyline: qualifaction* not degree

Loni Leyline: I didn't even mean to

Fanta: "Alright"

Loni Leyline: but I am allowed to teacher primary and secondaty eduction

Fanta: "I'll think about it, but there's a lot to consider"

Loni Leyline: if not I can teach select courses too

Fanta: "Like I said, I'll think about it"

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Loni Leyline: alright

Loni Leyline: have you seen JageR?

Jäger Leyline: -can have a flashback in the dream in BC wants to-

Barchar: "Jager is fucking hywel."

Loni Leyline: .....

Loni Leyline: looks at BC

Loni Leyline: ....wow

Barchar: shrugs.

Loni Leyline: ...thats hot

Barchar: "He meant what he said."

Barchar: "Yeah a little"

Loni Leyline: aren't you like...all seeing?

Barchar: "Not here."

Loni Leyline: oh

Barchar: "I can tell you exactly what's going on in the bar, though."

Barchar: "...Nothing, right now. But that's not the point."

Loni Leyline: Well that means Jager is going to be busy for like the next 6 hours

Jäger Leyline: -is likely on round 4

Barchar: "Yeah, he takes his time."

Loni Leyline: ...

Loni Leyline: sits next to Bc

Loni Leyline: so, I don't really know much about you

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Barchar: she shrugs

Loni Leyline: my brother seems to really like you though

Fanta: silently just.. goes to watch

Loni Leyline: calls you a lot of nicknames

Barchar: "That he does."

Jäger Leyline: -its so hot0

Barchar: "...I think I've mostly only heard 'babe'. Unless 'BC' counts, but I feel that's not what you mean."

Loni Leyline: hes said goddess before

Loni Leyline: sweet cheeks...hot stuff.....

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Smol Asriel: wheels out

Loni Leyline: oh hi Smazzy

Barchar: "Hi, Asriel."

Smol Asriel: "Hi"

Smol Asriel: still got dat owl

Loni Leyline: how are you doing?

Loni Leyline: waves him over

Smol Asriel: "Aside from almost dying a little bit ago because someone decided to posses me I'm doing very well"

Barchar: "What?"

Loni Leyline: oh my

Smol Asriel: "Yeah that was fun"

Smol Asriel: wheels over

Smol Asriel: is also still wearing the hat

Smol Asriel: doesn't take it off much at all

Loni Leyline: picks him up and and places him on her lap and hugs him

Smol Asriel: ".."

Smol Asriel: is hugged, he doesn't do anything

Barchar: smiles a bit

Loni Leyline: I'm sorry

Loni Leyline: grabs the blanket and wraps it around him and her

Smol Asriel: "Asriel was scared"

Smol Asriel: looks somewhat displeased with this situation but isn't outright gonna tell her off

Loni Leyline: is still hugging him

Smol Asriel: "But yeah, that's that"

Loni Leyline: is there anything you need? food/

Loni Leyline: ?

Smol Asriel: "No"

Jäger Leyline: -is giving her one hell of a show

Loni Leyline: oh...okay

Loni Leyline: BC.....you're okay with Jager and others?

Barchar: "Oh, yeah."

Barchar: "He can do what he wants."

Loni Leyline: even though hes crazy about you?

Barchar: she shrugged. "Why should how much he likes me affect it? I know I can't really give him what he wants yet. Trying to keep him tied down when he doesn't want to be isn't going to help either of us."

Loni Leyline: .....hes called you Chara Leyline before......

Barchar: "I don't really have another last name."

Barchar: "...For the record. I prefer Barchar from everyone else. He has real name permission."

Loni Leyline: .....does that make you my sister in law?

Barchar: "I mean. Legally, nothing's happened. Legally, I don't think I exist. I mean, as far as documentation goes."

Barchar: "But if you want to think of me that way, go ahead."

Loni Leyline: I'd like to have a sister

Barchar: "I guess that's settled then. Hey, sis." she said, waving at Loni gently.

Loni Leyline: waves back

Loni Leyline: yay1

Loni Leyline: !*

Loni Leyline: cuddles with Smazzy

Smol Asriel: looks very unhappy about this

Smol Asriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lzWmDIY9Zk why is this so funny

Barchar: "...You know, I'm fairly certain he doesn't actually want to be in this situation, Azalea."

Smol Asriel: ".."

Loni Leyline: ((Are you fucking serious

Loni Leyline: ((HER GOD DAMN NAME IS LONI

Loni Leyline: (( L O N I

Smol Asriel: ((wut

Smol Asriel: ((who

Loni Leyline: ((RARARWRWRWRRARARWARAWRWAR

Loni Leyline: ((I'm jk

GLaDOS: (Uh, I have no clue what 'Loni' means)

GLaDOS: (Man, Sega WISH they could have fucked up this spectacularly)

Loni Leyline: ((Bread has said Azalea when he meant to say Loni numerous times, like in the 20s

Loni Leyline: ((its spread to Flame now

Smol Asriel: ((OH

Barchar: oh fuck

Barchar: dammit

Smol Asriel: ((Sega didn't fuck up nearly as bad

Barchar: Loni is Azalea's imaginary friend

Smol Asriel: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCeQLeQiRP4

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Barchar: Loni*

GLaDOS: (this black lady is clearly fucking drunk off her ass)

Loni Leyline: stops

Loni Leyline: is it....bothering you smazzY?

Barchar: slarv pls no rip

Barchar: or do jesus

: GLaDOS [GLaDOS] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].

Loni Leyline: ((need to go to bed

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: the fuck is this

: http://i.imgur.com/HSHWKGd.png

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Smol Asriel: ((Eyy

: ((Hello))

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Coco [Coco].

Jason Scott: -He's in the bar.-

Coco: here come dat coco

Coco: "Hi Jason"

Coco: has yellow eyes as usual

Jason Scott: "Hey, kid."

: ((Why is Torielxsans pov from female in your search bar))

Coco: ((Gtg for like 15

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: ((rip))

Jason Scott: -Hello darkness my old friend.-

Jason Scott: -I've come talk with you again.-

: ((Slarv now I have to leave))

: ((Look at what you've done))

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Coco: ((Fuck you

Coco: ((Little shit

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: (( kek

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DamnDude: (( Might have gotten myself out of school today ))

DamnDude: (( So I'm gonna lurk while I do HW ))

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: i got cs 1.6 working

: lots of keks

: http://i.imgur.com/0ioYnG2.jpg

: ((Oh Jesus))

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Coco: ((Ok, bout to see if i stole some motherfucker's chair in orchestra

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Coco: ((Hiya

: ((Hey\

Coco: is bored, in the bar, being bored

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Jason Scott: -He is in be.-

: Bar*

: Fuck

: Hmmm

: I can either RP the annoying shit or the decent shit

Coco: "Is there something under these cushions?"

: ((Which is which))

Jason Scott: "...Is there?"

: Runner or something else

: ((Something else))

: ((What is that))

Coco: "I dunno"

GLaDOS: is also in bar. She is also, however, currently deactivated.

Jason Scott: "Wanna check?"

Coco: "Yep"

Jason Scott: -He gets up, and lifts up a couch cushion.-

Coco: hops off the couch, and begins checking the infinite cushions

Coco: one by one, she'll be at this for a while

Jason Scott: "...this is a bad idea."

GLaDOS: i figured it was less that there were infinite cushions, and more that each cusion stretched on more and more

Coco: ((Idk why but coco is a lot of fun to play

Jason Scott: "Were gonna waste our lives."

Coco: "What if we find lotsa money?"

Jason Scott: "Coco."

GLaDOS: from afar it looks normal, it's just when you get close that it starts looking weird

Coco: "Jason"

Jason Scott: "I can always get lotsa money."

Coco: "Well what if there's a hamster"

: OH man so basically

: A real version of Alice in Wonderland Syndrome

: FFrisk is fucked if she looks at that couch now

Barchar: also, she shows up RIGHT next to coco. Just appears. "Don't bother. I clean this couch out every other day."

Coco: "Hi Barchar"

Jason Scott: "Wha... What?"

Barchar: only if she gets close!

Coco: *chara

Barchar: "I clean the couch out. I don't have a job."

Barchar: "Also, hi, Coco. We haven't met."

Coco: "Nice to meet you"

: High Feast Laharl [] is now High Feast Laharl [Petra].

Barchar: "I go by Barchar, for the record."

Petra: A black and white striped portal opens over the couch, depositting whistle girl, who just sits there.

Coco: "Ok, I'll just call you that then"

Jason Scott: "Hey, Coco, do you get like, rewards if you have more people donate money in your name?"

Barchar: "Appreciated."

Petra: The dozen steam whistles on her back occasionally let out bursts of steam.

Jason Scott: "I remember that being a thing."

Coco: "I think so"

Coco: "I don't have the paper with me today"

Jason Scott: "Well we're gonna be best friends."

Jason Scott: "Because I have more money."

Coco: looks at le petra

GLaDOS: she powers on. "Oh, I'm free." she stood up.

Coco: "Well I don't wanna run you dry"

Jason Scott: "Mornin, GLaDOS."

Petra: "Hello." She simply pulls out her notebook, going back to marking things down as she looks across the bar every now and then.

Jason Scott: "Also I have no dry."

Coco: "Hi Glados"

Jason Scott: "I'm always w- Actually I'm not gonna say that."

GLaDOS: makes a mildly amused noise.

GLaDOS: "Technically I believe that only applies to females, anyway."

Jason Scott: -He goes over to GLaDOS, sitting next to them.-

Jason Scott: "Yeah."

Jason Scott: "But, that then implies I'm a female."

Jason Scott: "Who is always aroused."

Barchar: she shrugs.

GLaDOS: oops

GLaDOS: that one was just me being a moron

Jason Scott: "So, how is compassion learning going?"

GLaDOS: [s]"The latter seemed to be true"[/s]

Petra: She idly marks something down about Coco's armor, before putting the notebook away.

GLaDOS: "Well, I've spent the entirety of last night isolated inside the Aperture Science Enrichment Center."

GLaDOS: "So. I have no clue. But possibly well?"

Jason Scott: "Did you learn anything?"

Coco: looks at sera- petra

Coco: "Howdy"

Coco: "Um.. not howdy, hi"

GLaDOS: "Not obviously?"

Coco: "I'm not from texas"

Jason Scott: "Im still proud of my 8 rating, by the way."

Petra: FUCK TEXAS

Jason Scott: "I've never been rated an eight."

Petra: "...Hello." She doesn't do much.

Jason Scott: "And you're a robot who tests people, probably to death."

Jason Scott: "Which means I must be fucking hot."

Coco: keeps checking cushions for a while cuz gtg

GLaDOS: "Wait, what?"

GLaDOS: "That was not supposed to be a scale of physical attractiveness."

Jason Scott: "No but it was included."

Jason Scott: "I'm taking it."

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GLaDOS: "Fine, fine. Not the first time you've used things I've said to incorrectly assume they were more glowing than intended."

Jason Scott: ja "What is your honest rating though?"

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GLaDOS: "Of physical attractiveness? None, really. That's not something I have any interest in."

Jason Scott: "Damnit..."

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GLaDOS: "If you intend on having sex with me, I am afraid it is a fruitless endeavor."

Jason Scott: "Pssshhhhhhh."

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Jason Scott: "I know you probably don't have Andy human parts anyways."

: Any*

GLaDOS: "I do not, and will not have any installed."

: Coco's connection timed out.

Jason Scott: "You have a mouth."

GLaDOS: "I suppose. But, the bigger question, is do I have a desire? The answer is, I'm afraid, no."

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Jason Scott: "Think I can't change your mind?"

: (('Ello

GLaDOS: "Fairly certain."

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Jason Scott: "Am I allowed to try?"

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GLaDOS: "We both know even if I said 'no' you still would."

: ((http://static.zerochan.net/Froslass.full.1018483.jpg

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Jason Scott: "Heey, you're right!"

GLaDOS: "You, like many humans, have a rather aggravating tendency for persistence."

Jason Scott: "Over twenty years."

Jason Scott: "Twebty years trying to fix a stupid timeline that can't be fixed. And I'm still trying from time to time."

GLaDOS: "Or, dedicating your entire existence to ruining me and my facility. Yes."

Jason Scott: "I never did that...?"

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GLaDOS: "I"m not referring to you."

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: GLaDOS: I'm referring to this hoe named Chello Fucko.

Jason Scott: "Oh."

GLaDOS: "There is a woman named Chell. She is the absolute worst, and I hate her."

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Jason Scott: "And you didn't kill her?"

GLaDOS: "Oh, I tried."

GLaDOS: [i]"Believe me,[/i] I tried."

Jason Scott: "Oh well."

Jason Scott: -Remind me, does this human body have hair.-

GLaDOS: yes

GLaDOS: [url=http://orig01.deviantart.net/b6d1/f/2012/012/a/6/human_glados_by_chigeng-d4m3afe.jpg] here da bitch[/url]

: GLaDOS: She was a lot like you. Maybe a lot less heavy. Jason: fuck off

Jason Scott: -He sifts his hand through it.-

: Little more heavy* shit

: Reference ruined

GLaDOS: "..."

: Go home

Barchar: that's still not the line

Barchar: it's 'maybe not quite as heavy'

: FUCK

: I haven't heard the song in a few years that's why

: Shitballsio

Barchar: You should listen to it it's a good song

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GLaDOS: "I hope you're enjoying yourself."

: I'll listen to it now

Jason Scott: "Yeah?"

Jason Scott: "It's supposed to be relaxing, for both parties."

GLaDOS: also, if you didn't know, there was a new GLaDOS song in Lego dimensions. And it's written by Jonathan Coulton, so that shit is the real deal.

GLaDOS: "I wasn't feeling stressed anyway. But thank you, I suppose."

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Jason Scott: "Relaxing is good always."

GLaDOS: "Not if you're running for your life."

Jason Scott: "Actually, if you're panicked, you might trip and fall."

GLaDOS: "And if you're calm, you might not run fast enough."

Jason Scott: "Fair."

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Jason Scott: "But Fallon over is worse than being a little slower."

: Falling*

GLaDOS: "It's all the same, if you die."

Jason Scott: "Not true. At least you lived longer with one."

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GLaDOS: "I'm sure those extra 5 seconds on your epitaph will impress everyone."

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GLaDOS: "You know, assuming you get a grave."

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Jason Scott: "Yeah but.@

Jason Scott: "Still."

GLaDOS: "Clearly, we value different things."

Jason Scott: "Yep."

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GLaDOS: "As if that was in question."

Jason Scott: "yep."

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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))

Barchar: (gtg karate be back in about 3 hours)

CryingEevee OOC: ((bai))

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Petra: ((When you see Tangy typing

Petra: (('Go on bitch say something say it say it bitch'

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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))

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: ((Do most people here go on the r/undertale rp now))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't, personally))

: (( I mostly just watch

: time for the MLG gaming kit

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: let's see

: counter-strike

: bad dubstep music from 2012

: 6 bottles of mountain dew

: faze hat

: i think i'm set

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: ((No))

: ((Missing Doritos))

: shIT

: i have a fun-size doritos bag somewhere

: ok got it

: ((And children screaming at call of duty

: this is counter-strike

: ((I know))

: do i just put audio of kids screaming in the background?

: ((Yep.))

: ((When kills happen))

CryingEevee OOC: ((rpg mechanic i just now came up with: as you use spells you raise a bar [working title is EF "elemental fury"] and as it raises, your appearance and stats change based on which magic type you specialize in, becoming more and more like an elemental of that magic type, eventually basically becoming an elemental))

: ((GET NOSCOPED GET NO SCOOOOOOOED))

: (( when kills happen I will turn on my mic and scream at the bots

: (( "GET FUCKED NILES GET FUCKED"

: ((MUM GET THE CAMERA))

: Alright

: MLG gaming kit equipped

: Time2 go in

: ((Get))

: ((FUKD KID))

: ((Did you get epilepsy frog and "wow" guy))

CryingEevee OOC: ((don't forget that hitmarker))

: ((And of course the illuminati))

CryingEevee OOC: ((with the hitmarker sound too))

: ((Also the weed))

: ((You need the weed))

: ((420))

: ((Blaze

: ((It))

: CS just fucikng crashed

: It's not closing

: Valve why

: ((Too many meems))

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: the FUCK

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai mv))

: hi mv

: Counter-Strike is just

: there

: http://i.imgur.com/GFu1Qnm.png

Vaati: ((yo

: It's not closing

: what do

CryingEevee OOC: ((try task manager?))

: I've tried

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Vaati: ((yo

Vaati: ((uhhh....... try... turning your computer off then back on again?

: ((yooooooo

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: Bread what do

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: The earliest condoms were made from fish intestines

CryingEevee OOC: ((cool))

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: i ended up scrapping everything on the froslass thing

: i then spent the next hour re-writing it while drinking a coca-cola slurpee

Loni Leyline: (morning

: nice

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CryingEevee OOC: ((tfw slurpee and not icee))

: the only shit I have is a list of the character's personality

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: and "Kevin Spacey" copypasted about 1600 times

Vaati: ((thought they were sheep

: mfw froslass is a female-only pokemon

: You can fuck the rules if you want

Vaati: ((sterling is a steelix but gender goes out the fuckin window

CryingEevee OOC: ((well in pokemon gender can be assumed to actually mean sex))

Vaati: ((tru

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Jesus Syphon: ((hello

: ((k time2 fuck the rules

Vaati: ((yo

CryingEevee OOC: ((>jesus!syphon))

CryingEevee OOC: ((what?))

Jesus Syphon: ((yes

Jesus Syphon: ((okay, we did board game online, and names were changed, and i became jesus

CryingEevee OOC: ((ah))

Jesus Syphon: ((so i decided to go with it

CryingEevee OOC: ((i like bgo))

Jesus Syphon: ((i had to brb midway but it was fun

Vaati: ((the end screen has r2 but i look away so i can Enjoy it

Jesus Syphon: ((oh also i made a notepad with ideas for an arc as well as music i can use for it

CryingEevee OOC: ((bgo has rule 2 just in it if you have hypno glasses))

Jesus Syphon: ((til i'm intelligent

: (( til bots are fucking dumb when they're on your team

Vaati: ((unless you hypno the person into running away or smyh

: ((I'm adding music to PMD (sorta), especially related to battles

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: (( brb restart

Vaati: ((hi slarv

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Jesus Syphon: ((hi slarv

Coco: ((Hi

Vaati: ((rn: breeding for shiny vulpix

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Coco: ((Good luck

: ((frisky I might PM you about this shit later today

CryingEevee OOC: ((you know what? since people are joining now and not many people were here when i was saying my rpg mechanic idea i'mma copy paste it.))

: ((oh god

Jesus Syphon: ((okay

Vaati: ((i have a 1/512 chance bc shiny charm and masuda method

: ((Do it Bloo

Jesus Syphon: ((speaking of, clipboards

CryingEevee OOC: ((rpg mechanic i just now came up with: as you use spells you raise a bar [working title is EF "elemental fury"] and as it raises, your appearance and stats change based on which magic type you specialize in, becoming more and more like an elemental of that magic type, eventually basically becoming an elemental))

Jesus Syphon: ((If you're not Nathan this (probably) isn't important and you should go

: ((http://static.zerochan.net/Froslass.full.1018483.jpg

Jesus Syphon: ((oh wellp

Vaati: (( http://giantessbooru.com/post/view/82549?search=high_heels

Petra: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrIl1ncb_ZY

: (( Did someone say Nathan

Coco: ((http://m.imgur.com/HE3hkHm

Coco: ((I still have that

Jesus Syphon: ((yes

Vaati: ((i am trash and you shoukd be disappointed in me

Vaati: ((brb food

Jesus Syphon: ((when people clipboard i just look at the link without seeing it

Jesus Syphon: ((so thank god that site had a warning beforehand

Coco: has been looking under the infinite cushions

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Petra: Theres a grenade in there somewhere, it was a dud.

: ((Bloo: My Froslass is called Xx_ShadowtheHedge_xX

Jesus Syphon: ((brb living

CryingEevee OOC: ((you go live tri))

Coco: is now done, and looking around the rest of the bar

CryingEevee OOC: ((i feel kinda off today. i blame it on school just starting today))

Jesus Syphon: ((back

CryingEevee OOC: ((welcome back))

Coco: ((School started today for a buncha peeps

Jesus Syphon: ((starts for me tomorrow

: ((OH BABY, SCHOOOOLLLLLLLL

: ((Eh fuck school

Coco: ((Sucks that most of the day's gonna be empty again ;-;

CryingEevee OOC: ((school sucks))

Jesus Syphon: ((i don't mind school at all

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Jesus Syphon: ((as long as nobody is a shit

: (( I don't have school until September

CryingEevee OOC: ((school is boring and too long. for the most part))

Jesus Syphon: ((eh

Jesus Syphon: ((i don't find it boring, and it being long can't really be helped

Coco: ((Fuck yeah, i get a day off tomorrow

Petra: ((Woo

CryingEevee OOC: ((niceu))

Jesus Syphon: ((gg

Coco: takes a look around

Jesus Syphon: He is asleep on the couch.

Petra: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3IgwLT_mYc

: (( Every day at school is another day to meet someone I'll stab in the future

Petra: edgy

Coco: Ow

Coco: The edge

: im so edgy!1111

Coco: Holds up spork

: Ill stab them with my like, spoon I spraypainted red

Jesus Syphon: Sporks are not edgy enough

: i SHARPened it on the ground at my local playground

Jesus Syphon: They're edgy spoons but that's not saying a lot

Coco: looks at jesus

: I listen to Linkin Park and I was born in the wrong generation,,, i'll shoot all of you 2 death

Coco: turns away from jesus

Jesus Syphon: Jesus is sleeping on the couch.

CryingEevee OOC: ((seriously, school is like... 8 hours. that's about how long most people sleep. that's too long imo))

Coco: and hops onto the couch

Jesus Syphon: eh

: i sleep like 4-5 hours what the fuck

Jesus Syphon: >I'll be here by [insert time here]

Jesus Syphon: >time is reached

Jesus Syphon: >person is not here

CryingEevee OOC: ((feels bad man))

Jesus Syphon: >happens every fucking time

CryingEevee OOC: ((feels really bad man))

: My friend always used to do that

Coco: ((I sleep fuckin 4-12 hours

: I would bike a mile to meet up with her

: She always fucking bailed

Coco: ((I need to get my sleep schedule unfucked

: I would then have to bike uphill for a mile

: 10/10 would bike again

: I made some edgy vapormeme picture i posted in zebraspace and tangy was like

: "im saving that"

Jesus Syphon: Kek

: "can you make this in 1366x768"

Vaati: ((back

: The picture was of a B-2 Spirit with some masking effects and grids

Coco: ((By the way zebraspace is the name of the private server

: (( "Mutually exclusive"

: This is the image in question http://i.imgur.com/dx5SB82.png

Coco: (("Mutually exclusive"

Coco: is sitting on the couch, her hands in her lap

: ((Watch as I make PMD a real fangame lolfuckno /s

: What do you guys think of my edgy vapormeme B-2 art

Vaati: ((the first line is 'am i high'

CryingEevee OOC: ((you put a /s AFTER the "lolfuckno" so you ARE making it))

: (( Make it 3D

: (( With Source

Vaati: ((its cool

Coco: ((I'm keeping the cat

Coco: ((Iss a cute cat

Jesus Syphon: Woo

: ((Well I could make it if I had the time

Coco: ((What call it

: (( I'm going to make another one with a Mettaton silhouette ))

: ((Call it Shoe.l

: ((Shoe*

: ((Call it fucking Shoe

Coco: ((No is a female

CryingEevee OOC: ((s-hoe))

: ((Then call it Azalea

Coco: ((Will do

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Jesus Syphon: ((brb

: (( Slarv names it Azalea but calls it Loni 99% of the time

Vaati: ((lol

: (( Quick I need two colors to use in a gradient

Vaati: ((black pink

CryingEevee OOC: ((light blue and-well i was beaten to the punch))

: (( I'm scratching the idea of using Mettaton

: (( black and pink then

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Vaati: ((im a sucker for mtt color scheme

Jäger Leyline: -exits his room

: Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

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: Coco [Coco] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Vaati: ((hi love!

Fanta: is taking care of smol chil

Smolster: (hello darling!!)

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: (( The result, http://i.imgur.com/kCePTKL.png

: (( Thank you for your input

Jäger Leyline: Hey Fanta

Jäger Leyline: is tired and sweaty

CryingEevee OOC: ((i might go sleep/nap in an hour or two. i'm feeling quite a bit out of it))

Petra: ((Name it Glove

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Fanta: "Hi Jager"

Jäger Leyline: How's the kid doing?

Fanta: is sitting with him

Fanta: "Doing good?"

Jäger Leyline: goood

Jäger Leyline: sits down and is panting a bit

Fanta: definitely hopped in there to help a few times

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Jäger Leyline: man, that was fun........think Hywel can walk?

Hywel: -He walks out of the room.-

Hywel: "...Yeah."

Jäger Leyline: you okay dude?

Hywel: "It's sore. But I can walk."

Fanta: "If you can walk he did it wrong"

Jäger Leyline: hey hes walking after you and I fanta

Hywel: "Nope. He did it too hard and he's too thick."

Hywel: "But hey I got money and a blowjob out of it."

Fanta: "Wow"

Fanta: "I was just going for innuendo"

Hywel: "Fanta."

Fanta: pats Colt's head

Hywel: "He bribed you 5000000 g and you didn't tell me))

: "*

Jäger Leyline: and Hywel went a few more times after the first time

Jäger Leyline: pats the seat next to him

Fanta: "It was in group chat"

Hywel: -He sits next to Fanta.-

Jäger Leyline: Aww

Hywel: "I didn't see it."

Jäger Leyline: moves over to sit next to Hywel

Fanta: "You're dumb then"

Azalea: -She's still trying to get Loni to be more intimate with her.-

Jäger Leyline: He just believed it too, imagine it I was lying

Fanta: pokes his nose

Hywel: "That would suck."

Jäger Leyline: side hugs him

Jäger Leyline: Fanta watched

: So this is what I did with the black and pink gradient

: http://i.imgur.com/3tQfWcd.png

Hywel: "Fanta he's growing Attacthed I think he's actually gay."

Jäger Leyline: only for you Hywel

Jäger Leyline: but you're the one that took it

Vaati: ((it is art

Fanta: "I appreciate the noises you make Hywel"

Hywel: "Oh thanks."

: i'm going to make it more vaporwavey

Fanta: "Feel up for more tonight, just you ane me?"

Fanta: *and

Hywel: "Nah."

Hywel: "I'll be crippled."

Jäger Leyline: ((sry didn't mean to do that slarv

Fanta: ((rip

Hywel: "Tomorrow."

Fanta: "Ok"

Fanta: whispers so the smol can't hear

Hywel: "..."

Fanta: "Have you heard about the astrological disaster coming?"

Fanta: "Astronomers around the world are talking about it"

Jäger Leyline: Hywel and I made up, so their be no more bad tentsion

Jäger Leyline: what here in TK-421?

Hywel: "...If this is a joke about my ass you die."

Fanta: nods solemnly

Fanta: "Because there's only gonna be 7 planets left"

Fanta: "Uranus is getting destroyes"

Vaati: ((oH

Fanta: *destroyed

Hywel: "You're gonna destroy Uranus HAHHAHAHAHAH."

Fanta: fingerguns

Hywel: "Unoriginal, terrible meme."

Jäger Leyline: Ohhh nie -high fives Fanta0

Hywel: "You swine."

: ((I'm playing Pokémon Insurgence rn

Fanta: "Don't call me swine"

Hywel: "But you're an uncultured swine."

Vaati: ((im playing omega booby

Jäger Leyline: Pretty sure uranus was just destroyed a few hours ago

: (( Playing CS 1.6

Fanta: "I can do better"

Fanta: "And I can make him like it"

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm watching nerdcubed))

Vaati: ((hatching for shiny vulpix

Fanta: ((I'm rping

Fanta: ((I should play vlr

Jäger Leyline: is that a challenge?

Azalea: "..."

Hywel: "Guys no."

Hywel: -He gets up.-

Jäger Leyline: pretty sure on the 2nd go he was moainnig in pleasure

Hywel: "No fighting over it."

Loni Leyline: -wakes up-

Hywel: "Or else I'm going to run away."

Fanta: "Hywel you're mine tomorrow"

Azalea: "Morning."

Jäger Leyline: I call next day after that

Azalea: -She's on Loni./

Loni Leyline: Hey there

Loni Leyline: -giggles-

Azalea: "So. Everyone is out of the room now."

Loni Leyline: yeah?

Loni Leyline: oh

Fanta: "Jager, I dunno. As much as I enjoyed watching you were getting a bit more than just.. I dunno how to put it"

Fanta: "I think that was a one time thing"

Jäger Leyline: oh come on! I love being with you guys

Jäger Leyline: and didn't you say that last time

Azalea: "Now, we can be a little more touchy and feely."

Fanta: "It's not gonna be a regular thing"

: http://i.imgur.com/USL64qK.jpg

: There we go

Jäger Leyline: it doesn't have to be

: That's my final Mettaton art

Fanta: "Ok"

Hywel: "I'm not gonna do that much."

Hywel: "Felt wrong."

Fanta: "I'm ok with playing around every now and then, so long as we're both ok with it"

Jäger Leyline: want about just spending a few nights in bed together

: ((Bloo: i'm gonna make a PMD fangame

: ((Frisky: fuck no i will

Jäger Leyline: well yeah, I don't want to do it if you guys dont

: ((Bloo: i will make it better

Hywel: "If we aren't having sex, I guess? Snuggle buddies aren't that big of a deal."

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Loni Leyline: -nods and blushes-

Hywel: "It's up to Fanta:"

: ((Frisky: no i created the arc you fuck

: (( This makes me not want to invest time in anything of yours now

Jäger Leyline: BCs not always around

: ((It was just a prank

Vaati: ((make your own fangames

CryingEevee OOC: ((I will make the fangame. and by that i mean i will not make the fangame.))

Jäger Leyline: also Hywel, next time I will be a lot more entle I promise

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Jäger Leyline: why didn't you tell me to stop?

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Loni Leyline: -hugs her-

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Vaati: ((yo

Hywel: -He shrugs.-

DamnDude: (( hola ))

Fanta: "Depends on if colton wants to sleep in our bed tonight"

Azalea: -She hugs back, pulling her very close already.-

: ((If anybody's making a PMD fangame I will

Fanta: "The kid's room is getting rather crowded_

: Jager ends up building another fucking house extension

: ((Also Bloo how's Every Man's Pokémon going

: (( I'm not sure if this is getting past the 'joke art' phase

CryingEevee OOC: ((i just remembered, i was making something in rpg maker ages ago... i should actually start that up again))

: (( Why do you ask

: ((Because I like the art))

: (( i might end up making a HL2 mod or something

Azalea: "Anything in particular you want to do?"

: (( that just inserts a fuckton of pokemon into an infinite space world

Fanta: pets the sleepy gote child, because him being sleep is the only excuse for them being able to talk about this right fucking in front of him

: (( ...or a CS 1.6 mod. I don't think I can make a mod for a mod

Jäger Leyline: well Hywel and I can make the kids room bigger if need be,

Hywel: "Joy."

Hywel: -Sarcasm.-

: Jager hires Juan to do work for him

: I feel the joy joy joy joy

Loni Leyline: jj-just tell me what you want

Loni Leyline: I'll trryy

: Pays him below minimum wage

Jäger Leyline: ((whats this pay you talk about?

: oh riiiiiiiiiight

: well Juan is already rich

Azalea: "If you're okay with it, I'd like for you to touch me more... Like... I'm kinda... I dunno... You did stuff to Hywel, and I don't know why you won't do it to me..."

: ((By the way Bloo remember Bloosky

: (( yes

: (( why

: ((Why the fuck not

: Fanta's connection timed out.

: ((Bloo: why tho

Loni Leyline: -nods and slides her hands down

Azalea: -She smiles.-

Loni Leyline: I just......I guess I knew I could never be with Hywel

Jäger Leyline: So Hywel and I talked a bit last night

: I'm turning into a rebel http://i.imgur.com/kWUHmKk.png

Azalea: "Oh..."

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Azalea: "Why is being with me different for you?"

: Fanta's connection timed out.

Loni Leyline: I'm scared....I'll...mess up

Jesus Syphon: ((semi-back

Loni Leyline: -has started to feel around-

CryingEevee OOC: ((only semiback though))

Azalea: "I don't care if you mess up."

Azalea: "Messing up is life, I mess up all the time."

Jesus Syphon: ((yeah, not active but alive

Jesus Syphon: ((...eh i'll be fully back i guess

Loni Leyline: am i ..doing it right? -is kind of looking away and squeezes

: ((Dicks and pussy out for Harambe

Azalea: "You're doing just fine, Loni..."

Jesus Syphon: ((i like to think one day the bar will be destroyed, and everyone will be sad and shit, and then they see the chest with the severed penis and open it

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: [bgcolor=#1c1c1c][color=blue]Cincinnati Zoo[/color][color=white]︻̷┻̿═━一[/color] [color=yellow]Harambe[/color][/bgcolor]

Jesus Syphon: ((cincinnati is pleading that people stop with the meme

Jesus Syphon: ((nobody is

Azalea: "It doesn't matter if you're doing good or bad... I love you, and all your mistakes and flaws."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'll be back))

: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] disconnected.

: (( gtg

Jesus Syphon: ((okay

: (( be back in like

: Azalea loves Loni's flaws

: (( 10-20

: Well that's nice

Jesus Syphon: ((bye bloo

: bloo [] disconnected.

Vaati: (cya

: She also loves her mistakes

: Azalea is a nice person

Loni Leyline: -had begun sliding her hands up and down

Azalea: -She's feeling around Loni too.-

Jesus Syphon: ((as someone put it: "memes die naturally of old age, not by people pleading for it to stop"

Azalea: "See? It's not that hard."

Jesus Syphon: ((i mean it's two girls so of course not

Vaati: ((metal boobs

Loni Leyline: -nervously nods- r-r-right

Jesus Syphon: ((i want to do a new character but i'm worried about abandoning syphon, and i like syphon

Loni Leyline: -kisses Azalea and shifts one hand up to her chest

Azalea: -She does this back, and kisses.-

: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.

: Fanta's connection timed out.

: Frisky "Fuck you drowning" Whiskington's connection timed out.

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Loni Leyline: how far do we go?

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Azalea: "I don't care..."

: Loni rips off Azalea's bra

: Azalea: Holy shit you ruined it

: Fanta's connection timed out.

Loni Leyline: and Azalea ain't wearing bras atm

Jesus Syphon: o

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

: oh

Vaati: warps in, wearing http://fashionvandals.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/jeff-c4.jpg , the spike earrings, black eyeshadow, and silver lipstick. His eyes seem different, like... they have pupils and sclerae and irises rather than being monochrome.

: Fanta's connection timed out.

Vaati: ...Ah, quiet.

Jason Scott: "Boo."

Vaati: Hello.

: ((I'm doing a mad lib for no reason

Vaati: turns, he seems to becsquinting.

: ((Give me a plural noun

Jesus Syphon: Ducks

Vaati: ((asses

: ((Place

Jesus Syphon: Canada

: ((Noun

Vaati: ((anus

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

: ((Another plural noun

Vaati: ((penises

Jesus Syphon: :|

Jesus Syphon: but also gj

Loni Leyline: -starts kissing her neck

: ((Another noun

Vaati: ((ruby

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Coco [Coco].

: ((Adjective

Vaati: ((gay

: ((Verb

Vaati: ((rimming

Azalea: -Ahw smiles, and keeps feeing her as she does this.-

: Ahe*

: ((Number

: She*

Jesus Syphon: 420

: Fuck

Vaati: ((seven

: ((Another adjective

Jesus Syphon: Edgy

Coco: ((Pussy

: ((Body part

Coco: ((^

Vaati: ((vagina

: ((Verb

Jesus Syphon: Fuck

: ((Fucking

Coco: looks at vaati

Coco: "Hi Vaati"

Vaati: Oh, hello, Coco.

Vaati: turns, a slightly pained smile on his face.

: ((Two Asses, both alike in dignity, In fair Canada, where we lay our scene, From ancient Anus break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two foes A pair of star-cross`d Penises take their life; Whole misadventured piteous overthrows Do with their Ruby bury their parents` strife. The fearful passage of their Gay love, And the continuance of their parents` rage, Which, but their children`s end, nought could Rimming, Is now the 420 hours` traffic of our stage; The which if you with Pussy Vagina attend, What here shall Fuck, our toil shall strive to mend.

Coco: just kinda stares back

Coco: ((Ummmmmm

Jesus Syphon: ...Wow

: ((Beautiful

Vaati: ...Is... something wrong?

Coco: "Huh?"

Vaati: Oh, you were staring.

: ((MV do you approve

Coco: "I didn't mean to"

Jesus Syphon: I'mma do a mad libs too why not

Vaati: ((yes

Vaati: It is alright.

Coco: green for a sec, then back to yellow

Jesus Syphon: eh nvm

: ((I'll do another one

Vaati: looks to be in pain. "...Excuse me for a second." He warps out, then back in, his eyes monochrome again.

Vaati: ((make all the words fuck

Jesus Syphon: ...That actually works

Jesus Syphon: It's a noun, verb, and if you do 'fucking' it's an adjective

Coco: ((Noun: fuck, verb: fuck, adjective: fucking

Coco: hops onto the couch

Vaati: ((also, shit/shitty

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Vaati: I apologize for the leave.

Vaati: ((yo

Jesus Syphon: ((hello whoever entered

Loni Leyline: -kisses downwards-

: Picture yourself in a Fuck on a river, With Fuck trees and Fuck skies Somebody calls you, you Fuck quite Fuck, A girl with Fuck eyes. Cellophane Fuck of Fuck and green, Fuck over your head. Fuck for the girl with the Fuck in her eyes, And she`s gone. Fuck in the sky with Fuck... Fuck in the sky with Fuck... Fuck in the sky with Fuck... Follow her down to a Fuck by a fountain Where rocking horse Fuck eat Fuck pies, Everyone Fucks as you Fuck past the flowers, That Fuck so incredibly high. Newspaper Fuck appear on the shore, Waiting to take you away. Climb in the back with your Fuck in the clouds, And you`re gone. Picture yourself on a train in a Fuck, With Fuck porters with looking glass Fuck, Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile, The girl with Fuck eyes. Fuck in the sky with Fuck... Fuck in the sky with Fuck... Fuck in the sky with Fuck...

Jesus Syphon: Fucking fuck

Jesus Syphon: It's amazing

Fellby: wanders in.

Vaati: Hello, Fellby.

Jesus Syphon: 'Fuck in the sky with Fuck...Fuck in the sky with Fuck...Fuck in the sky with Fuck...'

Coco: "Hi fellby"

Vaati: , for reference: http://fashionvandals.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/jeff-c4.jpg with silver lips and black eyeshadow

Fellby: is wearing a long coat. "Hey." He grunts.

Coco: said this around the same time vaati did

Vaati: ...Are you unwell?

Fellby: ((last night i dreamed that jasper said "... didn't shatter for you to waltz around wearing jeggings"

Fellby: ((i forget who shattered and what the context was in

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Jesus Syphon: Rip

Vaati: ((omg

Fellby: shifts a little, looking uncomfortable.

Jesus Syphon: But also kek

Loni Leyline: -is not kissing her chest-

Jäger Leyline: now*

Jesus Syphon: And also I need to do a thing

Jesus Syphon: So brb

Fellby: "I'm hiding. Kind of."

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Vaati: ...From what?

CryingEevee OOC: ((and so i return))

Jesus Syphon: ((wb

Vaati: ((hiya

Fellby: "From the person who thinks they can get away without paying."

Jesus Syphon: ((actually not brb but i'm semi-here

Vaati: Oh.

: ((Gay Macdonald had a MV, E-I-E-I-O and on that MV he had an Smol, E-I-E-I-O with a A-Ah~ A-Ah~ here and a A-Ah~ A-Ah~ there, here a A-Ah~, there a A-Ah~, everywhere a A-Ah~ A-Ah~, Gay Macdonald had a MV, E-I-E-I-O.

: ((Mad Libs no

Jesus Syphon: ((...okay not semi-here but i'm doing things

Vaati: ((wtfuckity

Jesus Syphon: wew lad

Smolster: (why this

Vaati: ((id be the one on smol you know full well i top

CryingEevee OOC: ((is this mad libs i see?))

Jesus Syphon: yes

CryingEevee OOC: ((fantastic))

Jesus Syphon: read the one that has a lot of fuck

CryingEevee OOC: ((fantastic))

Jesus Syphon: fucktastic

CryingEevee OOC: ((welp, now that i got reminded of mad libs existing i need to find a good site for them))

Jesus Syphon: I remember that you just came for the card game, or at least iirc

Jesus Syphon: Then I kinda urged you into rping

Jesus Syphon: And now you're cool

CryingEevee OOC: ((you talking to me or someone else?))

Vaati: ...If you wish for aid in forcing them o pay, I am able to help. -He bares his claws and fangs.-

Jesus Syphon: You

: Look, I guarantee there`ll be Gay times. I guarantee that at some MV, 666 or both of us is gonna want to get out of this Smol. But I also guarantee that if I don`t ask you to be Hot, I`ll Fuck it for the rest of my Frisky, because I know, in my Vagina, you`re the Sexy one for me.

: Wtf Mad Libs

Jesus Syphon: Wow

Vaati: ((why

Fellby: "Uh... that's fine, thanks."

Jesus Syphon: Do I hate mad libs or you

Vaati: Oh.

: Coco [Coco] disconnected.

: Idk

Jesus Syphon: Why not both

CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, yeah at first it was just for the game, although i don't remember it being you that urged me to rp. i just kinda started it myself, since i always came on as varik anyway it kinda worked))

Fellby: [sub]"I gotta get this schoolgirl uniform off..."[/sub]

Jesus Syphon: Oh, I thought I got you into truth or dare

Jesus Syphon: Nvm

: ((Gimme a Silly Name

Jesus Syphon: Frisky Whiskington

Vaati: puts his hand down, a bit dejected.

: Okay

Jesus Syphon: Rekt /s

Vaati: ((dloqwy

: ((Silly Word

Jesus Syphon: Frisky Whiskington /s

Jesus Syphon: Dloqwy

: ((That will be dloqwy

: ((Verb

Vaati: ((shit

: ((Noun

Vaati: ((shit

: ((Plural parts

CryingEevee OOC: ((>google suggestions for "mad libs": "mad libs for kids", "mad libs online" "mad libs printable" "mad libs for adults"))

Vaati: ((boobs

: ((Female name

CryingEevee OOC: ((umm...))

CryingEevee OOC: ((farah))

Jesus Syphon: >sarah is right there

Jesus Syphon: >lolno farah

: ((Verb ending in ed

Jesus Syphon: fucked

: Noun

CryingEevee OOC: ((you))

CryingEevee OOC: ((because yes))

CryingEevee OOC: ((not frisky))

: I already have that

CryingEevee OOC: ((but))

CryingEevee OOC: ((you))

Jesus Syphon: dick?

Fellby: ((soldja boy

: Plural noun

CryingEevee OOC: ((BEEES))

Jesus Syphon: yes

: Verb

Jesus Syphon: rekt

: Noun

CryingEevee OOC: ((illuminati))

: Occupation

Vaati: ((prostitute

: Number

CryingEevee OOC: ((666))

Vaati: ((666

Petra: ((So how do I deal with getting invited to a dance

Fellby: sits on the barstool. It's obvious he's not wearing pants.

: Verb

Vaati: ...

Petra: ((By a girl two years older than me who just thinks i'm cute

CryingEevee OOC: ((can't help ya))

Vaati: ((idk

CryingEevee OOC: ((killing))

Fellby: ((you go and try to have a good time?? idk

: ((idk

Petra: ((This is a fucking military ball

Jesus Syphon: o

: Silly word

Petra: ((I'm gonna have to dance with this girl in a military uniform and somehow NOT disrespect my entire flight

Vaati: ((bae

Vaati: ((oh rip

Jesus Syphon: woa rip

: Silly name

Jesus Syphon: tri

Petra: I don't even fucking know here she just knows anyone wearing a military uniform on campus is expected to comply to invites to events))

: I'll put in Dewt

Jesus Syphon: okay

Vaati: ((thats wrong

CryingEevee OOC: ((this is a long mad lib))

Fellby: ((guys i need an adjective

Jesus Syphon: long

CryingEevee OOC: ((terrible))

: Dear Mr. and Mrs. Frisky Whiskington Dloqwy, Will you let me Shit your Ronaldo? Ever since I have laid Boobs on Sarah, I have Fucked madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the You of my BEES and that someday we will Rekt happily ever after. I have a Illuminati as a/an Prostitude that pays $666 each month. I promise to Killing Sarah with kindness and respect.