Azalea: -She nods.-
: FaZe Ramune [] is now the H in BLAXITH [Halla].
[L]: [color=red]L just made a fucking school shooting joke[/color]
Halla: <"Hah. Hah."
Halla:
Avanne:
Elo: snuggles up more, very much avoiding her chest, his arms still not touching stuff
E: She walks over to see what's going on. <"...Those apples look bad.">
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Blake: <"Wait, our mem-wait, CREATOR!?">
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Hydro: Each move differs in type, base power, effects, et cetera.
Azalea: "...If you want, you can lie there, okay? I really don't care if I'm wearing stuff..."
Halla:
Halla: <"Wait, what?">
Syphon: He listens intently
Blake:
Avanne:
Blake: <"...This explains so much">
[L]: [color=red]It WAS a secret for a bit[/color]
Elo: "O-oh..."
[L]: [color=red]L literally just bombed it[/color]
Elo: "A-are you sure..."
E: <"You can ask me for good aples, if you want...I don't mind.">
Syphon: Apples
Halla:
Halla: <"...I'm fine.">
Azalea: -She nods.-
Avanne:
[L]: [color=red]<..>[/color]
Elo: "Do you w-want me to?"
Halla:
E: <"If you say so.">
Hydro: I'm half, so I get moves.
Blake: <"Am I the only one here that noticed L just actually explained herself!?">
E: She simply watches, with a flower in her hand.
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Hydro: If a move has a type you have, it does more damage.
Avanne:
[L]: [color=red]She just, poofs away off to Avanne's roof.[/color]
Halla: <"No.">
Halla:
X:
Avanne: -They're sitting on their roof, unmoving.-
[L]: http://prntscr.com/c811g4
Halla:
[L]: [color=red]Lets play a game of WHAT THE FUCK ARE LAHARL AND SLAR TALKING ABOUT?[/color]
Syphon: "...Sounds like everything you have is relatable to some things I have."
Barchar: (krieg)
Hydro: Oh, really?
Azalea: -She nods. It's a very awkward nod.-
Peacock: It really is gonna be time to paint the town red eventually.
: High Priest Laharl [[L]] is now High Priest Laharl [Peacock].
Peacock: Fuck it, it's time to paint the town red.
Hydro: ((reverie
Peacock: ((We're always talking about Reverie
Syphon: "Mhm. For example, certain weapons boost the powers of certain types, and give weaknesses and resistances. So does armor."
Elo: he very, very nervously puts his head on her chest again
Hydro: ((a reverie sprite
Peacock: ((Dng ding ding
Hydro: Cool.
Elo: gently, gently NO ELO FUCK STOP YOU'RE TOO FAR NO GO BACK, ok we're good
Peacock: The anydoo-
Peacock: No wait
Peacock: Peacock will literally nuke the bar if she steps in
Barchar: let's see how Barchar handles peacock en
Syphon: Oh
Peacock: Fuck I dug myself into an anti-peacock hole
Syphon: Rip
Hydro: ((hah
Barchar: your fault
Peacock: Oh wiat
Peacock: I control the bombs
Peacock: Hah
Peacock: The anydoor SLAMS open.
Azalea: -She may have pulled him closer when he started lying there all lightly.-
Halla: (( Going to set my Discord game to Reverie
Hydro: ((runner more like ruiner
Halla: (( Promotions yay
Syphon: "...Hey?"
Hydro: ...Hello?
Jason Scott: -He looks up.-
Barchar: "I SWEAR TO GOD-oh."
Jason Scott: "The fuck?"
Syphon: He enters a barrier just in case.
Peacock: It's just peacock
Peacock: 'Just' peacock.
Elo: is pulled closer, he's got a nuclear blush
Peacock: You can tell its peacock, because she's fucking peacock
Hydro: ...
Jason Scott: "...Are you a Disney character?"
Elo: "It's really s-soft.."
Syphon: "...Hey."
Peacock: [url=http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/skullgirls/images/b/b5/Peacock_Win.png/revision/latest?cb=20140714130555]Bartender, order up![/url]
Barchar: "Hi." she said, forcing a smile. "Welcome to the bar."
Azalea: "...Id expect that to be true."
Peacock: "Hello! I'm here for all your alcohol!"
Peacock: She's blunt.
Peacock: Like the possible blunt she's got.
Hydro: ...
Syphon: "Well okay. Sure."
Barchar: "Don't touch any swirly things you'll see, or you'll kill everybody in here including yourself. Just a fucking FYI."
Jason Scott: "You look like you are a teenager treaters should not smoke cigars."
Elo: "S-sorry.."
Jason Scott: "...Or drink alcohol."
Azalea: "Sorry?"
Peacock: "..."
Hydro: You look thirteen at best.
Peacock: Aaand you managed to make PEACOCK grandpa simpson
: Teenager*
Halla: Guys
Jason Scott: "...I did it?"
Halla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfc42Pb5RA8
Barchar: "BYE! <3"
Syphon: "Well. Bye."
: High Priest Laharl [Peacock] is now High Priest Laharl [[L]].
Elo: "I'm b-being weird"
Azalea: "...So am I, to be fair... Fanta said specifically..."
Hydro: ....
[L]: [color=red]<...>[/color]
Azalea: "Can you excuse me for a second?"
Barchar: "I'm going to try to sleep again. Bye. If you see runner, tell him that I want to kill him. He probably knows anyway, but still <3"
Syphon: "Bye."
Hydro: Ok, gnight.
Elo: nods, then realizes this pushed him further into the tiddy, and freezes
Barchar: walks off to TK-421
Azalea: "..."
Elo: "Y-yeah"
Azalea: "I'll be right back..."
Elo: unsnugs
: Elo [Elo] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Blake: <"..." He decides to go to wherever L has stationed herself>
Azalea: -She heads to fantas room and starts knocking on the door.-
Hywel: "...?"
Fanta: groggily gets out of bed
Avanne: (iirc it was avanne's roof)
Fanta: opens the door, she's mostly clothed
Barchar: waves to Azalea, wordlessly flopping on the couch
Azalea: "Fanta I don't know what to do..."
Blake: <"Hello, Avanne. ">
Fanta: "What's wrong?"
Syphon: "...Wait, huh. We're alone."
Fanta: sounds tired
: High Priest Laharl [[L]] is now High Priest Laharl [].
Avanne: -They are also on the roof.>
Halla: I'm Rick Harrison
: Theres still a Merasmus washing your dishes.
Hydro: Yes we are.
[L]: [color=red]<...>[/color]
Halla: And this is my pawn shop
Azalea: "Remember how you said it's a different story if you act on it?"
Fanta: "Yeah.."
Azalea: "Well, I was letting Elo lie on my chest, and I dunno is that's bad... Or.."
Avanne:
Fanta: "..."
Syphon: "...You interested in battling, or is it not a fun thing to you?"
Fanta: "You and Elo?"
Fanta: "I didn't know you two were like that"
Blake:
Hydro: Oh, a battle! Hell yes! As long as you can heal.
[L]: [color=red]L doesn't respond, just stares.[/color]
Barchar: screams into the couch
Avanne: -They stand up and drop through a trapdoor.-
Syphon: "I can, actually."
Barchar: Yes, have a BATTLE THAT'S A GREAT IDEA
: Merasmus is cleaning your dishes by burning the grime off of them.
Syphon: Me am smart
Azalea: "N-no, we're just snuggling..."
Hydro: Okay, let's go outside.
Azalea: "A-And this happened, and I don't know if I'm a bad person.."
Blake: <"I'm surprised you told us. Not that anyone other than me seemed to notice.">
Syphon: "Of course." He walks outside.
Fanta: "No, you're not a bad person"
[L]: [color=red][/color]
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Hydro: follows, grinning. He's psyched.
Fanta: "That is a.. sexual area, to some extent, but if you're both ok with it, and mature about it, then go ahead"
Blake: <"You've never been very open with us, about much. ">
[L]: [color=red]She has this creepy as fuck habit of doing mental speak without actually moving her mouth.[/color]
Fanta: "It's just snuggling"
Hydro: You probably move first; I'm slow but strong.
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Azalea: "...Really?"
X:
Fanta: nods
Azalea: "...Thank you, sorry for waking you up..."
[L]: [color=red][/color]
Hydro: gets into position ;)
Fanta: "It's fine"
: L uses this oppurtuniy to poof away.
Azalea: -She heads back to the room, and lies back down.-
Fanta: flops back into bed
Blake: <"What do y-" He sighed. "Ugh. What do you want, X." >
Fanta: "Tell me you're not mad at me for saying she can do that."
Azalea: "Fanta said it was alright, as long as we're both okay with it and mature about it..."
Hywel: "Nah it's fine."
: When Hydro gets ready to start
Hywel: "I just hope you like mustaches."
Fanta: elo nods, still a blushing mess
: Someone drops from the ceiling.
Fanta: "Why"
Syphon: He takes out his staff. "Sure." And he considers what to cast. Eventually he casts Thunderbolt, raining a few bolts of lightning near Hydro.
Hywel: "Because you're gonna wake up with one."
: "IN THIS CASE I CHOOSE SQUIRTLE!"
: Gary takes the lightning bolt.
Fanta: "You don't wanna start this again boy"
Hydro: It's not very effectiv--oh
Hydro: ...
Hywel: "I am a man."
Barchar: isn't he dead
Hydro: was outside.
: Yes
: Outside the underground bar
Fanta: "In the pranking world you're a boy"
Hywel: "Shush."
Hydro: Hon, Squirtle is a shit choice.
: Syphon's connection timed out.
: [as the pranking king of my timeline]
Fanta: "Imma test in the morning, good night"
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Elo [Elo].
: [the great and mighty merasmus would school you]
Hywel: "Night."
Elo: again, he gently puts his head on her chest
Hydro: uses a Dragon Pulse. Adaptability son.
: Gary is dangling from a wire
: The dragon pulse side-smacks his corpse.
Azalea: -She lets this happen.-
Hydro: aimed at Syphon.
: Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline] joined chat.
: Syphon [Syphon] joined chat.
Syphon: Tablet what the fuck
Syphon: Y u reset randomly
Elo: "You're s-so nice.."
Elo: is stealing your bitch
Syphon: And at the best time
Azalea: "I know..."
Elo: ((Brb mobile
: Elo [Elo] disconnected.
Loni Leyline: is back home now
Barchar: she can see Barchar screaming into the couch.
Syphon: He attempts to dodge but he hasn't buffed his Evade. He is hit and it's pretty fuckin strong. "...Holy..."
Azalea: -She is with Elo, who is lying on her chest.-
: Elo [Elo] joined chat.
Hydro: I did say I was strong.
Loni Leyline: ignores BC and goes into her roon
Barchar: reasonable response
Elo: "H-hi Loni.."
Elo: ((The voice isn't over yet
Hydro: restores a bit of HP using his Black Sludge.
Elo: ((Because you're my wndrwll
Syphon: "And now it's been proven." He considers some of his moves before deciding on Big Blast, a...Bomb move.
Azalea: "Hi..."
Barchar: oh God
Loni Leyline: hey
Halla: arceus just fucked a croagunk everY MAN'S POKEMON JUST GOT REAL
Hydro: Assuming that works like Explosion, he's knocked back a couple meters, damaged into the low yellow zone.
Barchar: would be an to sing wndrwll accurately, too
Loni Leyline: you got started without me?
Azalea: "Come snuggle.."
Barchar: even the harmony
: the H in BLAXITH [Halla] is now ...blankNation Arceus [].
Hydro: Damn, you're stronger than you look too!
Syphon: Yeah, working like Explosion makes sense.
Loni Leyline: wedges herself inbetween Elo and Aza
Hydro: sends out a Sludge Bomb, hoping to poison.
Syphon: "Thanks, but wait until I find your weakness."
Hydro: chuckles.
: ((I've hit 3000 yuri flwoers
Barchar: and the exact right amount of sures
Barchar: (why)
Syphon: He has no Poison protection. He is poisoned.
Hydro: restores a bit of HP using his Black Sludge!
: High Priest Laharl [] disconnected.
Azalea: "...Do you want to lie on my chest Loni?"
Elo: snuggles loni now
Elo: "I-I'm sorry.."
Elo: ((Today, day day day day day day day day day day day day By now now now now now now now now now now now now I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Backbeat, beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat beat I'm sure sure sure sure Sure sure sure sure sure Sure sure sure sure sure sure sure sure I don't believe that anybody feels Feel, feels, fe-fe-fe-feels
Hydro: grins, his fangs showing off.
Loni Leyline: you two.have to snuggle me for startin without me
Azalea: "...Fair."
Syphon: He casts Judgement, a Light move that creates a giant fucking beam from the ground.
Syphon: I assume this is Fairy.
: (( Oasis - Wonderwall SagexRelic AMV [Every Man's Pokemon Music Video]
Loni Leyline: just dont....poke me
Syphon: Also he takes poison damsge, and is very close to 'death'.
Hydro: That's enough to make him hear beeping in his head.
Elo: nods, snuggling the loni
Hydro: Ggh...
Elo: "I-I'm sorry"
Barchar: (nono)
Azalea: "...Don't poke you?"
Hydro: lets off a Thunderbolt.
Barchar: (Neil cicierega - wndrwll)
Syphon: "...This....is close..."
Hydro: Yep...
Elo: ((THE HOME OF FANDOM Lyrically FREE - In Google Play Install in: LyricWikia Neil Cicierega:Piss StarIconGreen.png LangIcon.png Piss This song is by Neil Cicierega and appears on the album Mouth Silence (2014). {"content":" I get knocked down but I get up again But I get knocked down again but I get up again You're never gonna get knocked up again You're never gonna get knocked down I'm packed and I'm pissing Smiling, she's living, she's golden, she lives for me Says she lives for me, pissing, her own motivation She comes 'round and He drinks a whiskey drink (Do ever what), he drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink (You wanna do) He sings the songs that remind him of the rhythm that divides you He sings the songs that remind him of the songs that remind him of the He drinks piss, he drinks piss He drinks piss, he drinks piss He sings the songs that remind him of the piss I drink piss down, I get knocked down I want something else to get me through this semi-charmed kinda life, baby, baby I want something else, I'm not listening when you say goodbye
Loni Leyline: like you did with my......
Syphon: Syphon has an electric staff. This is not very effective.
Elo: blush
Hydro: restores a bit of HP using his Black Sludge.
: (( oH
: (( THE LEMON DEMON THING
Barchar: again she could perfectly replicate the songs from Mouth silence and sounds. Even melt everyone
: (( I mean
Elo: ((How do I get back there to the place where I fell asleep inside my nose
Syphon: He's out of MP for Judgement, so he tries Iceshard. ...Consider it as Ice Shard I suppose.
Barchar: (well mouth sounds and silence aren't technically lemon demon but ya)
: (( okay fine fuck off
Elo: well the voice is now blaring wonderwall on repeat
: (( jk i'm going to make some every man's pokemon art again
Elo: nuzzles loni's head
Hydro: It's super effective!
Barchar: (somebody makes a mouth experienxe-like remix OF the mouth experience)
Hydro: fainted!
Barchar: (entitled mouth to mouth)
Loni Leyline: snuggles back
Syphon: ...He takes poison damage, and is rip as well.
Syphon: Rip.
Hydro: ...That was... whoo.
Barchar: (one if the songs is every all star remix from Mouth Sounds layered over each other)
Hydro: Intense.
Azalea: "What Loni?"
: // welcome to ooc 2.0
Syphon: "...Damn, that was amazing. Good fight."
: // time to make art
Loni Leyline: its agood thing youre back Elo
Elo: ((Edit silence into an all star remix
Elo: //not until project onimus begins bloo ;)
Hydro: feebly reaches into a pocket and pulls out two revives. He eats one, getting back up.
: //wait WHAT
Hydro: That was great.
: //yoU NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS TO Me~
Elo: "I-it is?"
Hydro: Haven't gone all out like that in a while.
Elo: //nah
Elo: //we good
: // ooc 2.0 can be regarded as the 'second coming' of 'the first cumming'
Loni Leyline: yeah Azalea was all worried and crying
: // aka fuck off and use the OG OOC
Hydro: gives Syphon the other revive.
Syphon: He isn't technically dead, so he just eats a pineapple. "I haven't been able to fight with all my spells in a while. That felt nice."
Elo: "Y-you were?"
Elo: instant bad feels
Syphon: "...What's this?"
Azalea: -She nods.-
Vaporeon: quick stop
Hydro: A revive.
Azalea: -She also restart her head on Loni's chest./
Elo: "I-I'm sorry.."
Vaporeon: "that place is fucking weird"
Hydro: It's like... a candy thing that heals you.
Syphon: "Oh, like coffee? ...Oh wait, nevermind."
Hydro: Like white chocolate.
: Leans her*
Hydro: Revives, if you will.
Hydro: puts it back.
Elo: can't decide who to snug so he does them both
Hydro: You uh. Have your own rules. Right.
Syphon: "Coffee is what revives me in my timeline. Pineapples heal me. So yeah, I have different rules."
Hydro: Anyway, nice job finding one of my three weaknesses.
: (( I just choked on water what the fuck
Elo: "Y-you two are the best people I-I've ever met.."
Barchar: (breathed it instead of swallowing it)
: (( Yeah
: (( That was a surreal experience
Hydro: People always assume I'm weak to electric or grass because I look less poison than water.
Syphon: "I was kinda running out of options, and I figured fire wouldn't work. And my earth and poison spells are weak."
Hydro: Oh.
: (( I might condense that feeling into an e-juice and vape the fuck out of it
Azalea: "...Your potion wore off right Loni?"
Loni Leyline: youre the best king Ive ever meet
Elo: "I feel so.. warm when I'm a-around you.."
Syphon: "...Oh, you're poison. Huh."
: ((Had a mini heart attack))
Elo: "Inside.. I m-mean"
Hydro: Dragon and poison.
Barchar: (how have you never choked on water before)
Elo: ((What did you do
: ((Thought you put aroused))
Elo: Fuck
Elo: FUCK
Syphon: "Dragon? Strange. Though I guess bomb would be strange too."
: (( I've choked on my feelings after being rejected but not water
Elo: I just slammed my phone into my nose at high speed
: I hate it when that happens
Hydro: Yeah, that was more... normal to me.
Azalea: "...right Loni?"
: And it just kinda impales you
: Like, it slips out of your fingers when it's above your face
Elo: "Potion..?"
: (( I know what shit game to use for screenshots
Hydro: Like, the most powerful attack, but you shouldve fainted after using it in my rules.
Loni Leyline: Yes
Syphon: "Normally when I fight dragons they're elemental. And have REALLY long necks."
Azalea: "Okay good..."
Hydro: Oh.
: (( I'm going to download a shitty minecraft clone
Loni Leyline: why I was away
Hydro: See, dragon is a type.
: (( like Minetest
Syphon: "Ohh, hmm."
Elo: is still protective of his inner arms
Hydro: There are... 19-- no, 18, Bird doesn't count.
Syphon: "And it's weak to ice?"
Elo: is smiling, nuzzling both of them
Hydro: Dragon is weak to ice, dragon, and fairy. Poison neutralizes the last one, but gives a ground weakness.
Elo: "I'm so happy.."
Loni Leyline: is anything we can do to make you happier?
: CryingArceus [CryingArceus] joined chat.
Syphon: "Oh, so my choices were Ice and Earth. I'm not good with Earth actually."
Hydro: Ah.
Hydro: ((hi
CryingArceus: ((hai))
Syphon: "It's just...logs and stuff."
Syphon: Hi ce
Hydro: That sounds more like grass.
Elo: "I-I dunno.."
Azalea: -She nuzzles into Loni's chest a bit, and snuggles close.-
Syphon: "I don't have a Grass, I don't think."
Hydro: Huh.
Elo: ((I need to sleep imma pass out aeeya
: Elo [Elo] disconnected.
Loni Leyline: (k nivht
Syphon: "Though I have things that involve grass, but they're earth."
Syphon: Gn
Azalea: "...He's asleep."
Hydro: Yeah, figured. Well, anyways, I should go. Thanks for the fight.
Hydro: leaves
Hydro: ((gn
Syphon: "No problem, thanks as well, and bye."
Loni Leyline: ohhh I just got here
: Hydro's connection timed out.
Syphon: Gn
Barchar: has not stopped. Thankfully she's not very loud, so she's not interrupting anyone
: Smolapeño [Smolster] disconnected.
Azalea: -She looks a bit conflicts while lying on Azlea's chest.-
Loni Leyline: hey Im sorry about the potion
Azalea: "Nono, it's okay..."
Loni Leyline: is....is something wrong?
Syphon: He decides he should go as well. He leaves to his home.
Syphon: Gn, everyone <3
: Gn
: I'm going too
CryingArceus: ((gn. well))
: (( goodnight~ <3
: ...blankNation Arceus [] disconnected.
Loni Leyline: Azalea?
Barchar: Azalea is on Azalea's chest?
Loni Leyline: (Bread.....why do you keep dping this to me?
Loni Leyline: (and he passed out
CryingArceus: ((rip))
: Syphon's connection timed out.
Barchar: (tis bread's mo)
Jäger Leyline: -enters the bar-
Loni Leyline: (bread has somehow said Azaleas name when hes meant ti say Lonis
Loni Leyline: (like 10 times
Barchar: is at tk-421
Jäger Leyline: -looks to see if anyone is there like amber
Loni Leyline: (I got a set of SU bookmarks at the con
: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/196833750636560385/212435058307366912/Amber_by_Kibbles_Bits.png]Amber[/url]: unfortunately the convert has left the building
GLaDOS: she's there though lol
Loni Leyline: ....a robot?
: Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Jäger Leyline: said that
GLaDOS: "Yes."
Jäger Leyline: not a very uniqie looking one
GLaDOS: "I appreciate your constructive criticism."
Jäger Leyline: I get a sense od medicority from you even though I bet others praise you
GLaDOS: "Not often, no."
GLaDOS: "Most people I've met have died. Because I killed them with neurotoxin."
Jäger Leyline: shrugs
GLaDOS: "Or crushers, or acid, or fire."
GLaDOS: "The occasional turret fire."
Jäger Leyline: you ever dance with the reaper in the bright sun?
GLaDOS: "No, the reaper hasn't been coming for a while."
Blonde: glados has been watching for a while, clearly
Jäger Leyline: well I intend to
GLaDOS: "Haha. A joke about sex. Very creative Leyline."
GLaDOS: wait nvm I misjudged that
GLaDOS: she dud not say that
GLaDOS: "Good for you. Have fun."
Jäger Leyline: would you care to dance?
GLaDOS: "Make sure to tell your little girlfriend first."
GLaDOS: "Oh, no. I have two left feet."
Jäger Leyline: build some
Jäger Leyline: new legs*
GLaDOS: "But that would require work."
Jäger Leyline: you dont seem the lazy type
GLaDOS: "Oh, trust me, I never do ANYTHING. I just hang around all day, making a facility do the work for me."
Jäger Leyline: supet lazy then
Jäger Leyline: well Imma go find that reaper to dance with
GLaDOS: "You do that."
Jäger Leyline: goes home to BC
Barchar: stiiiill screaming
Jäger Leyline: goes over and grabs her
Jäger Leyline: whats wrong?
Barchar: "Runner...."
Jäger Leyline: what
Barchar: "MOTHERFUCKING RUNNER CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND PLANTED A SHIT LOAD OF BLACK HOLE BOMBS AROUND THE BAR AND HE'S GOING TO KILL LUA ID WE CAN'T GET BACK HIS STUPID SHITTY DISK!"
Barchar: her canines are a couple inches longer than before. "And I'm trying to sleep but I GUESS YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SCREAM WHOLE YOU DO THAT SO OOPS"
Jäger Leyline: gives her a caring loving hug, "Ssshhhhh its okay."
Jäger Leyline: rocks her in the hug
Barchar: "Hhhhhh..." she shudders, staying in it. "Gonna kill him...gonna finally snap somebody's neck."
Barchar: "I can't let him do it. I can't let him hurt Lua. I can't let him hurt the bar."
Jäger Leyline: grabs and pulls her close, moves her head to his chest
Jäger Leyline: dont worry you will
Jäger Leyline: sits down with her
Barchar: sighs, relaxing a bit.
Jäger Leyline: rests his head on top of hers
Jäger Leyline: there we go
Barchar: "...this is nice." she said, pursing her lips a bit.
Jäger Leyline: feeling better?
Barchar: "A bit."
Jäger Leyline: yes it is.....
Barchar: "...A lot."
Jäger Leyline: we should do this more often
Barchar: "With how crazy things are getting, we might need to."
Jäger Leyline: well Ill always be here for you
Jäger Leyline: my goddess
Barchar: "You're a good worshipper, Jager." she said, smiling. After a second, she sighs. "What did we do to deserve this? Me and grillby. Our home is threatened, everyone we care about...runner threatened him directly with that stupid dog of his."
Barchar: "It's like someone just wants to see all of us suffer."
: CryingArceus [CryingArceus] disconnected.
Jäger Leyline: all this bad stuff happens at the bar, its a focal point for some shit to happen
Barchar: "And I'm just the poor bitch saddled with protecting the place."
Jäger Leyline: I unserstand why Jeska left and wants to stay away from the bar
Barchar: "Oh well. Some things make this life worth living."
Jäger Leyline: like me right?
Barchar: "Well, if you're going to ruin the surprise." she said, indignantly
Jäger Leyline: its been hard to sometimes to keep going especially after I lost my mother and my father became a piece of shit
Jäger Leyline: small glitters of hope keep me going, the chance to be free of my father, taking care of Loni, and you
Barchar: smiles. "It's nice to have that."
Barchar: "I guess for me that's...you, obviously. And the hope, the vain, naive, stupid hope that eventually I'll do it. That everyone I care about will be able to live, and not have to deal with this shit."
Jäger Leyline: sometimes Im scared for you
Barchar: eh, that bit can wait
Barchar: "Scared?"
Jäger Leyline: you have all this power and know so much of whats happening
Jäger Leyline: I dont know how you so it
Jäger Leyline: process so much and still care for me amd others
Barchar: "Heh...i dunno."
Barchar: "Sometimes I almost wonder if I do. There's a lot of weird, oxymoronic shit going on with me." she smiled weakly. "But I hope to God I do. Because if I don't, then I've been living a bigger lie than I thought."
: Lua's connection timed out.
Jäger Leyline: hugs her tighter
Jäger Leyline: I hope so too, I worry sometimes of you feel me
Jäger Leyline: if you can*
Jäger Leyline: I dont want to lose you
Barchar: "Neither do I."
Barchar: "I don't think I can die. But if something knew how to get rid of the body...shit...i don't know what I'd do."
Jäger Leyline: if something does happen, hop into me
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Barchar: "...I couldn't do that, Jager. I still don't know how to reliably keep you safe."
Barchar: "And I already hurt one person I love trying to get myself a body. And the other one was nothing compared to you."
Jäger Leyline: thats alright for you Im more than willing to take that risk
Barchar: "..." she sighs. "God. I'm getting what you felt earlier."
Jäger Leyline: hmm? whats that?
Barchar: "I've known that we've loved each other. Of course I did. But suddenly it's just hitting me in the face."
Barchar: "All my life of being this psychotic ghost girl with a boner for goats. And somehow, someway, I've managed to get friends, a partner...I'd consider some of the people there family. How did I manage to do ANY of that?"
Jäger Leyline: I ask myself how I got here so much too considering who I am and what Ive done
Jäger Leyline: but regardless of what happens youll alway be part of my family Chara Leyline
Barchar: "...Yeah..." she smiled. "You know what? I think you get to call me that. Congratulations, Jager, you get a real name permission slip."
Jäger Leyline: oh? your real name is.Chara Leyline now? sweet
Barchar: "...Im gonna try to sleep again. All the cool kids are doing it."
Jäger Leyline: hey
Jäger Leyline: wanna try mind melding and sleeping in there?
Barchar: "...I...dont know if I can?"
Jäger Leyline: if not ill stay here with you as you sleep
Barchar: "Win/win. Let's try it." she breathed out, going limp in his arms, and heading on in
Jäger Leyline: lays down with her and goes to sleep next to her body
Barchar: eventually she does manage to fall asleep with him. The events of which...shall be expanded on tomorrow. Put simply, this is probably going to let them see each others' dreams, which...well, again, I'll talk about it later
Jäger Leyline: (g night
Barchar: (yeah it's 3 am)
Barchar: (I need to stop being awake)
Jäger Leyline: (get some zzzs like bc
Barchar: (she is my self insert after all!)
Barchar: (am omniscient ghost girl in real life)
Jäger Leyline: ((yep
Jäger Leyline: ( just hope mtt isnt mvs self insert
CryingArceus: ((random thought:what if a self insert could work in reverse))
CryingArceus: ((i have no idea what that means, but i thought it))
: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.
Jäger Leyline: ((imagine self interests of characters like mtt or chara
Jäger Leyline: (actually ppl who love extradorniary lives
Jäger Leyline: live*
Jäger Leyline: (instead of D&D it would be Jobs and Family
CryingArceus: ((i sometimes think about stuff like that.a lot of those who live in worlds like ours, probably wish to live in a world that's more exciting and has stuff like magic and such. and then those who live in magic filled worlds probably want something more mundane.))
Jäger Leyline: ((ppl want excitement in their.life but not at the cost of comfort while those who dont have comfort seek it
Jäger Leyline: ((so no nore eevee?
Jäger Leyline: http://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/9855/337696-1210403219403jj6_large.jpg also thatz me irl
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CryingArceus: ((wait huh?))
CryingArceus: ((flame's back))
: CryingArceus [CryingArceus] is now CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC].
Jäger Leyline: (flame?
Jäger Leyline: (shouldnt you sleep?
CryingEevee OOC: ((flame? you actually here?))
Jäger Leyline: (maybe comp turned back on?
Jäger Leyline: (when do you sleep CE?
Jäger Leyline: ((I cant recall.when
CryingEevee OOC: ((well normally i sleep about 11 pm. so 4 hours ago. this is not my normal sleep schedule.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((this is a REALLY messed up sleep schedule))
Jäger Leyline: (well yabgot no school tmw
Jäger Leyline: ((so I bought a bunch of overwatch art at the animu con I was just at
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh. do you think it was worth it?))
Jäger Leyline: ((yeah. therez so many art sellers in korea and they charge to damn cheap
Jäger Leyline: ((most sell pieces that are like a book mark or 4x6 in print
Jäger Leyline: (sell the for like 80 cents to a dolllar
Jäger Leyline: 4x6 are 2 or 3 bucks
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Yazan [Yazan].
Yazan: posters are 4 to 10 bucks
CryingEevee OOC: ((huh.))
Yazan: theres a but of ut stuff but its mostly chara amd frisk or sans
Yazan: to the level of annoyancd
Yazan: bit*
CryingEevee OOC: ((well at least there's things other than just sans. but no like, papyrus or undyne? or, ANYONE else but sans chara and frisk?))
Yazan: not enough of them in compaalrsiob
Yazan: comparsion*
Yazan: same with the cosplayers mostly fucking sans and chara or frisk
Yazan: only seen one undyne and toriel
Yazan: and grillby
CryingEevee OOC: ((huh. a grillby?))
Yazan: I mostly got OW stuff and I havent even playes the game
Yazan: yeah the grillby was meh
Yazan: there were some phenmonal ow cosplayers
Yazan: saw soldier 76 genji reaper some npc chara
Yazan: mccree too
Yazan: he made me wonder, has there been an asian cowboy, I mean an actual asian not an anime saying this person is a cowboy despite looking aryan
CryingEevee OOC: ((¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i don't know if there were very many asian people in the right time and place to be a cowboy. but, it's probably possible.))
Yazan: ((the chinese were in the west to the point were it was made illegal for them to come over in the early 20th century
Yazan: ((but I mean just in fiction
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh))
Yazan: (theres western samurais
Yazan: ((and ninja
CryingEevee OOC: ((thinking back red dead redemption might've had some asian cowboy npcs. keyword is might've))
CryingEevee OOC: ((it's been forever since i've played red dead redemption))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't even have a copy of the game anymore. i should get a new one some time))
Yazan: ((have it on the ps3
Yazan: ((bbbuuttt its home and the game isnt out on the pc
CryingEevee OOC: ((rockstar said it's never coming to pc. at some point they said that, don't remember when.))
Yazan: ((I know....asshats
CryingEevee OOC: ((pretty sure rockstar favors consoles. look at how they hate mods and even had the pc version of gta v not come out until way after the ps4 and xbone versions))
CryingEevee OOC: ((which came out after the ps3 and xbox 360 versions))
Yazan: (I know
Yazan: ((So I got 37 pieces of art of Overwatch, 6 pieces of Undertale, 5 pieces of Steven Univese, and a bonus piece of unknown origins for 50 bucks
CryingEevee OOC: ((what're ya gonna do with all that?))
CryingEevee OOC: ((keep it in a drawer somewhere?))
Yazan: ((thats the issue, I wanna put it all on my walls, but since most are the size of a book mark, I need to find like a clear, sectioned folder/wrap
Yazan: ((I got 2 posters and a tracer mouse pad
CryingEevee OOC: ((AFK))
Yazan: (okay
CryingEevee OOC: ((not afk anymore))
Yazan: ((got it
Yazan: ((any ideas for my predictament?
CryingEevee OOC: ((your artwork predicament? nope.))
Yazan: (da,m
Barchar: (So have you actually started watching su yet)
CryingEevee OOC: ((surprise flame out of nowhere))
Barchar: (WKO OUTTA NOWHERE)
CryingEevee OOC: ((*RKO))
Yazan: (PWNED
Yazan: ((is pwned still a thing?
Barchar: (no the w was intentional)
Barchar: (and no. No it is not.)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think pwned died off in 200-...10?))
Barchar: ([s]20010? That's way off![/s] )
Barchar: (prolly more like 2012)
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, i just remembered that we should play bl2 sometime flame))
Yazan: (b12?
Barchar: (oh yeah we said that at some point)
CryingEevee OOC: ((borderlands 2))
Yazan: ((oh
Barchar: (nono, b L w)
Barchar: 2*
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh right, we were going to get B and... was it laharl? well if it was laharl, he's not an option anymore.))
Barchar: (I think it was ce and Laharl?)
Barchar: (but wait why not him)
CryingEevee OOC: ((laharl lost his account. and IM ce))
Barchar: (...oh right)
Barchar: (for some reason I thought you were AD using hywel)
Barchar: (I just woke up)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i guess that's understandable then. just waking up grogginess.))
Yazan: ((actually bread is CE
Yazan: ((he made dual accounts
Barchar: (you know, even though iirc this color is a default, i dunno why nobody uses it)
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh shit. someone finally figures it out.))
Barchar: (like it's a REALLY nice brown imo)
Barchar: (AD is his shipping account, ce for)
Barchar: (well)
Barchar: (occasional actual rp?)
CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah. exactly))
Barchar: (also, I realize I'm being very stream of consciousness rn, but)
Barchar: (god contact juggling is so damn cool)
Jäger Leyline: -is asleep on the couch, mind melded with BC
: Yazan [Yazan] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Jäger Leyline: ((you see how much OW art I got Flame?
Barchar: (I did)
Shadow: *shadow is asleep on the bar couch. which seems to be the new usual with them. so that's a thing*
Jäger Leyline: ((any idea how to set it up?
Jäger Leyline: ((oh you're shadow
Jäger Leyline: ((thought it was someone else
CryingEevee OOC: ((who'd you think it was?))
Barchar: (you literally didn't know what tracer looked like when you got there)
Jäger Leyline: (Chime
CryingEevee OOC: ((huh.))
Barchar: (you didn't know she was a fucking woman)
Jäger Leyline: ((No I knew, I
Jäger Leyline: ((wait yes that
Barchar: (when tracer is basically the face of overwatc)
Jäger Leyline: ((I really have'nt paid much attention to the game
CryingEevee OOC: ((tracer is to overwatch as heavy is to tf2. but tracer is also the scout))
Barchar: (though I guess if you only saw front shots and didn't pay much attention then it's understandable)
Jäger Leyline: ((I don't recall seeing the legs much
Barchar: (but once you get a piece of Dat sweet ass)
Jäger Leyline: ((the hair style, no real breasts shown, and lack of feminie facial features
Barchar: (her face is feminine when you look at it, but if you don't bother yeah it's reasonable)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think tracer looks more feminine than masculine at least. with the face i mean))
Barchar: (and ain't much room for breasts when she needs that harness to not die)
Jäger Leyline: ((she does, but I thought that it was like a teenage kid at first
CryingEevee OOC: ((i still need to get overwatch))
CryingEevee OOC: ((some day.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((some day.))
Barchar: (you should it's a good gam)
Barchar: (also there's an obnoxious Korean girl in a mech yaz so I just assume you can relate with that)
Jäger Leyline: ((D.Va? Yeah I got a poster of her and Ginji
CryingEevee OOC: ((y'know. i'm legally obligated to play nothing but 3 different characters. salt powered robot because robot. john marston because texas. and twitch gamer girl because mech.))
Barchar: (Oh cool)
Barchar: (for you, yaz, who's not in with the dank memez, that's bastion mccree and D.va)
Jäger Leyline: ((but yes I have to deal with Korean who ride around in mechs all the time here
Barchar: (teens In mechanical plague Korea)
Jäger Leyline: ((I played Red Dead, seen JonTron bot, and have a poster of D.Va
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, and ow the edge because edge))
Barchar: (I don't need to say who that is)
Barchar: (you need a support character though ce gotta be well rounded)
CryingEevee OOC: ((fine. i'll play the medic too.))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i played medic in tf2 a fair ammount anyway))
Barchar: (infinite kritzkrieg mvm medic)
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh dude i SUCKED at mvm))
Jäger Leyline: ((I didn't much care for TF2
CryingEevee OOC: ((i couldn't even beat a single tour of duty with the smissmas ticket))
Barchar: (medic was the easiest for me)
Barchar: (just buy like 2 upgrades and then heal the heavy)
Barchar: (give some to passing others with low health)
Barchar: (other than the scout that Lil bitch makes his own health)
CryingEevee OOC: ((i played scout most of the time in tf2 tho. like, i mained scout. and secondaried sniper and medic.))
Barchar: (scout's not too bad either)
Barchar: (wait for a fair few bots to die, and jump right into the damn fray)
Barchar: (you will survive on money alone)
Barchar: (have milk to avoid douchebags kicking you)
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh wait, i played engie alot too. and i'm not even talking mvm anymore. i didn't play much of it))
Jäger Leyline: ((Damn you teasing me tracer
Barchar: she's still asleep. She's doing...alright, but Jager is getting a pretty fair amount of discomfort
Jäger Leyline: wait until you see his dreams
Barchar: I don't imagine either of them dream well
Jäger Leyline: wakes up from the discomfort
Jäger Leyline: sheesh....harder than I thought it'd be
Karen: -enters the bar-
CryingEevee OOC: ((who dat?))
Karen: -is a rabbit lady thats wearing a red trench coat and hat
Barchar: still manages to stay asleep. Though from the emotions radiating off of her it seems like she'd rather not be
: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/196833750636560385/212435058307366912/Amber_by_Kibbles_Bits.png]Amber[/url]: its basically rabbit Amber lol
: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/196833750636560385/212435058307366912/Amber_by_Kibbles_Bits.png]Amber[/url]: also she killed some dude named Nelson
Jäger Leyline: tries to relax and not give her a reason to wake up
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, it's the one i thought was karmen sandiego))
: -A man in a suit walks into a bar and up to shadow- "DID YOU KILL MY SON NELSON?"
: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] is now Shadow [Shadow].
Shadow: wakes up "...huh?"
: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/196833750636560385/212435058307366912/Amber_by_Kibbles_Bits.png]Amber[/url]: they're not even LIKE karen
: "YOU THINK MY SONS DEATH IS A JOKE?"
Shadow: i'm...sorry? but i don't know who you're talking about.
: "You sunvabitch, we'll see who gets the last laugh" -walks to the couch and lays down and goes to sleep-
Shadow: ...ummm.
: [url=https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/196833750636560385/212435058307366912/Amber_by_Kibbles_Bits.png]Amber[/url]: that's literally exactly what he did with Amber
Karen: well that was mighty rude
Jäger Leyline: tries to go through those emotions
Karen: maybe someone should shoot him already
Shadow: ...
Barchar: something going on in there has got her freaked the fuck out
Jäger Leyline: tries to pry in
Karen: want to do the honors?
: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Bar?Chara [].
Karen: -stares at Shadow, looking for a response
Shadow: ((i just realized. someone could totally decide "hey, i'm gonna play as a character from that darkness thing CE came up with" and then we'd both have to deal with how to darkness things would act together
: "i t ' s r u d e t o i n t t e r u p t w h i l e s o m e o n e ' s [i]w o r k i n g.[/i]" He gets, as something tries to keep him out
Shadow: ...i'm not going to kill anyone.
Karen: well alright hun, don't blame me when he tries to kill you
Jäger Leyline: what the?
Jäger Leyline: thinks harder, hes no psychic be he'll try his damnest
: he gets a mildly ethereal sound of annoyance. "[i]b e t h a t w a y[/i]" it lets go on the resistance. He can vaguely see something. Barchar, in some temple-looking place, with some formless being in front of her. All he can really make out is that it's short, and has some big dumb smile going on
Jäger Leyline: approaches, 'Hello? Who are you?
Jäger Leyline: and why are you here?
: Whatever it is quirks it's head. "h e r e t o h e l p, l e y l i n e." Barchar is just shivering, a fair bit of her just...gone, on her right side
Karen: so hun, who are you? can't say I''ve had the pleasure of meet ya
Jäger Leyline: That doesn't look like help to me, take a step away from her -approaches-
: "y o u t h i n k y o u c a n h i t m e?"
Shadow: i'm shadow.
Shadow: ((it's sans. isn't it
Jäger Leyline: I'll sure as hell try if you're hurting her
: (Sure seems that way don't it)
Shadow: ((it could be the bar timeline's sans. or at least, the memory of him
: "g o a h e a d."
: (yeah, it's not like the sans has just invaded her head or nothing)
Jäger Leyline: walks inbetween the two
Jäger Leyline: How about you leave
: "l e a v e? i c a n ' t j u s t l e a v e. i ' m p a r t o f h e r, o n e s h e c a n ' t l e t g o."
: (i hope that's legible)
: (i can provide non-atmospheric translations if you need them)
Shadow: ((looks pretty fine to me
Jäger Leyline: (I can read shitty attempts at writing english I can read this
: (fair enough!)
Jäger Leyline: Yeah well thats what you think
Jäger Leyline: You wont be around much longer
: "d i s p e n s e t h e i d l e t h r e a t s. h i t m e, o r d o n ' t."
Jäger Leyline: checks on BC
Barchar: she's still kicking, looking up at Jager. She's...very confused, and looks pleading.
Jäger Leyline: tries to grab her hand
: "t h o u g h t s o. l e t m e g e t b a c k t o t h e s c r i p t, w o u l d y o u?"
Barchar: she's only got one, but she holds on
Jäger Leyline: Do you mind? I'm busy. Now get out of here
Jäger Leyline: lifts her hand to his face and holds it there, looking her in the eye(s)
Jäger Leyline: Chara, its me. Can you hear me?
Barchar: "'C-course."
: it rolls it's eyes. "i n o n e e a r..."
Jäger Leyline: Whats wrong? Whats going on here? who is his asshat?
Barchar: she breathed out slowly. "Nightmare. Old memories. ...still not sure."
Jäger Leyline: is there a way to get rid of it
Jäger Leyline: ((oh shit now I see shadows text
Barchar: she shakes her head. "Don't know...never let me try..."
Karen: Well Ah'm Karen hun, its mighty fine to meet ya
Jäger Leyline: Should I try?
Barchar: she just shrugs
Shadow: uh, yeah. nice to meet you too.
Jäger Leyline: ((Whats shadow look like?
: "a h, y e s, l e t u s g e t t o t h e p o i n t?"
Jäger Leyline: alright
: (kind of amorphously frisk-like iirc, pitch black)
Jäger Leyline: just elbows at him
Shadow: ((short like, usual kid frisk side. pure black with large glowing red eyes.
: it...stumbles. There's a flash of a face, but all he can see is brown hair. "...i n t e r e s t i n g."
: whatever it is starts to gain definition. A toothy, sharp chesire-cat like grin. brown eyes. That's about all he can make out. "p e r h a p s s h e j u st never tried."
Shadow: ((oh. that thing COULD be like, barchar's genocidal... self? whatever the word is. or sans. or frisk. or the player. or some combination of all of those
: (getting warmer)
: (well okay, yeah, pretty much the first one)
: (was goin' for the bait and switch)
Shadow: ((it got pretty obvious with the brown hair
Jäger Leyline: yeah well thats somwthing I dont stop doing, trying
: "I suppose she has to like you for some reason..."
Jäger Leyline: No its the dick
: her form becomes much less ethereal, revealing somebody that looked much like Barchar when she'd first gotten the body, but...about 13 years younger.
: she shrugs. "Whatever." She's still not moving her mouth to talk.
Barchar: she recoils. "You're kidding me."
Jäger Leyline: throws another punch at the fake
: she stumbles back, into the wall, and made a yawning noise. "You know, I meant what I said when I said I was helping. You just don't understand."
Jäger Leyline: be a good idea tp clarify then
Jäger Leyline: gets into a boxing stance
: "I keep her [i]grounded[/i], Leyline. Look at her. A genocidal maniac, who's decided she's apparently supposed to be protecting everyone? And she's taking to calling herself a [i]goddess[/i]! I'm glad she came crawling back, she needed a reality check."
: "And she doesn't even think she knows."
Jäger Leyline: .....quite a claim....you got proof?
: "Proof? What, do you think that timeline emptied itself on it's own?"
Karen: well hun you look quite too young to be at a bar
Barchar: "Frisk did it..." she said, hanging by Jager.
Shadow: shrugs "maybe? it doesn't seem to matter really. no one has told me to get out."
: "Oh, yes, of course they did. Totally independently of any corrupting influences."
Jäger Leyline: timeline? what are you talking about?
: "The [i]bar[/i]. God, you're dumb. Think about it, entire timeline empties, huge event that rips apart the space/time continuum. [i]Conveniently[/i], Chara Dreemurr gets erased from existance at the exact same time, and comes back with no memories."
Jäger Leyline: quick jabs to the face
Jäger Leyline: Sorry I wasnt around then the bar was made
: she grunts, just glaring at Jager. "That doesn't matter. The point is, she's got delusions of grandeur. Of being a hero. Delusions I've taken it upon myself to [i]fix[/i]"
Karen: I suppose, I was just hoping for a few more handsome men around here
Jäger Leyline: Right....so whats your name?
: "Barchar. Obviously. Or just Chara. She did give you that real name permission."
Jäger Leyline: So which part of the brain are you?
Shadow: 's voice is also odd. hard to describe really. a little echoey at least. ((just thought i'd mention this))
: "The one with all the intelligence, I assume."
Jäger Leyline: looks at Chara
Jäger Leyline: the one holding on to him
Jäger Leyline: and who are you?
Barchar: "...The rest, I guess...?"
Jäger Leyline: ...great....two BC
Jäger Leyline: which one of you knows me then?
: "God, are you not paying any attention? We [i]both[/i] know you. I am her. She is me. I'm just the only one who bothered to remember the hard things."
Jäger Leyline: and what are those things?
: "Do you want me to just start over? Give you a recap of the conversation go far?"
Barchar: "God, shut up, you bitch. You just sound like WDG. All insults, no content."
Jäger Leyline: So what? she just erased the whole timeline? for what reaason?
Shadow: (( ⎝⎝⎠⎠
: "She [i]got[/i] erased. She killed almost everyone. And someone took it in their hands to end her before anything else."
Jäger Leyline: Who did that?
: "As for why? Because she's a maniac. A psycho. A madwoman. A bad person."
: she shrugged. "I don't know for sure. Sans, if I had to guess. Certainly the usual suspect for such things."
Jäger Leyline: isn't tp sure what to do
Jäger Leyline: to*
Jäger Leyline: I don't one thing
Jäger Leyline: If you are her and she is you, shouldn't you share the feelings for me?
: she shrugs. "I can't claim to understand all the complex inner workings of our independent thoughts. I don't exist when she doesn't sleep."
: "Look. Just leave, or 'kill' me and let me get back another day. You're wasting your time with this."
Jäger Leyline: so what? you can't die?
: "I'm a mental construct. Of course I can't. Not unless you figured out how to kill her, and somehow I doubt you want to do that."
Jäger Leyline: ....
Jäger Leyline: sighs and looks at the other BC
Barchar: "Just...wanna get out..."
: "Yes, yes, run away from your problems again. Far be it from me to stop you."
Jäger Leyline: so if what you say is true, then what should I do?
: "[i]Leave[/i]. Do you need me to say it a fourth time?"
Jäger Leyline: I could beat you to death, and if you say is true, you'll just come back then
: "I believe I made that clear.'
Jäger Leyline: alright
Jäger Leyline: just hooks her
: she panics slightly, thrusting her hand forward
: Bar?Chara [] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].
Barchar: aaand she's awake
Jäger Leyline: /me goes for a roundhouse
Jäger Leyline: DO IT
Barchar: a little late, unfortunately. "...Dammit."
Jäger Leyline: follows up with a cobra punch
Barchar: it's too late, she's awake. She was lying about a lot, but not about only existing when she was sleeping
Jäger Leyline: ((oh opps
Jäger Leyline: wakes up too
Jäger Leyline: Chara? Are you okay?
Barchar: she pops back in her body. "...Yeah."
Jäger Leyline: The hell was that?
Barchar: rubs her right arm
Barchar: "Nightmare. Had it every time I've slept."
Jäger Leyline: nightmare? that didn't seem like one
Karen: so you know any handsome men that roll around here?
Shadow: just shrugs
Barchar: "Well. Something extra, I guess. But mostly that. I think."
Jäger Leyline: That whole thing rubbed me the wrong way.....like a bad hand job
Barchar: smirks. "I assume you'd be an expert on that." she said, patting him on the head
Jäger Leyline: But seriously are you okay?
Barchar: "Eh. It'll stick for a while, but I'll live."
Barchar: "There's a reason I don't like to sleep much. The lack of sensation is part of it."
Barchar: "The fact that sensation has, so far, always been replaced by a dream of me reliving having all of my molecules destroyed one by one? Didn't help."
Jäger Leyline: well you're sleeping with me from now on
Jäger Leyline: I mean the mind meld not the sex
Jäger Leyline: well we'll still do that
Barchar: "She can take my self-assurance, she can take my painless life. But goddammit she can't touch our sex."
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Jäger Leyline: Yea true that -fist bumps-
Shadow: ((hai memelord swood d00d
Barchar: fistbumps right back
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Shadow: ((hai frisky
: (('Ello
: ((I'll be doing shit irl for like, four hours in an hour from noq
: ((now*
Cowboy Kid: ((hi
Shadow: ((oh. ok
: ((Shitballs
: ((Anyways
: ((What the fuck is happening rn
: ((Flame: nothing
Barchar: (Nothing that concerns you)
Jäger Leyline: I'm surprise I can see your dreams when you're in my head
: ((Well now I know
Barchar: she shrugs. "It's kinda helpful though."
Jäger Leyline: how so?
Barchar: "Well. You got there when I was only about a quarter disentegrated. That's 3 quarters earlier than such dreams usually end."
Jäger Leyline: huh
Jäger Leyline: did you sleep any better?
Barchar: "Yeah, actually. At least up until the dreams started."
: ((There's an actual fetish on disintegration))
Jäger Leyline: Well at least my mind is as conformable as my coat is
: ((I wonder what Barchar would think of that
Barchar: does [i]not[/i] have it
Shadow: ((there's a fetish about everything
: ((I never said that
Barchar: "Yeah try actually getting disentegrated fuckos"
Barchar: [i]"Not too sexy"[/i]
: http://zapperzero.deviantart.com
Jäger Leyline: ((That fact that people can enjoy incest, one of the most detrimental things for the human race, goes to show that people are way too fucked up sometimes
Barchar: "Maybe a bit more."
Jäger Leyline: ((so yeah a lot of weird fetishes out there
Barchar: (That's at least harmless long as no fucked up inbred babies come out of it)
Barchar: (but yeah there's someweird shit out there)
: ((Can incest couples actually have kids
Shadow: ((probably
Jäger Leyline: ((actually no, look at those who do it , they're backwards, theyre arrogant , they regress and it creates that mentality which spreads it
Cowboy Kid: ((technically, yes, but I think its illegal
Jäger Leyline: ((yes they can unless they they are born sterile due to a mutation
: ((Well damn
Jäger Leyline: (thats where the term blueblood comes from
: ((My sister is like seven years older than me so fuck you incest
: ((Incest: That hasn't stopped me before
: ((Oh god
Jäger Leyline: ((families inbredding to keep their family line "clean" of others, which is the oppoisite of what genes need
Barchar: (So apparently incest is a stereotype of both backwards yokels and fancy elites)
Barchar: (hm)
Jäger Leyline: ((it used to be that way prior to everyone learning how horrible it was
Jäger Leyline: ((then royalty familes stopped
: ((And then 2016
: ((People jack off to it
Barchar: (people jack off to everything)
Jäger Leyline: ((look at King George III, he fucking ate grass and mooed like a goddamn cow because he had mental issues from his family inbreding
Barchar: (there's a fetish for getting murdered by a chainsaw)
: ((Yes
Barchar: (if that doesn't prove that somebody finds everything sexy what does)
: ((There's a fetish for Barchar and Jäger
Jäger Leyline: ((inbreding is one of the few thats that could be completely erased from existance and it would be 100% good
Jäger Leyline: ((no dats just sexy Frisky
: ((There's a fetish for Yazan's hentais
: ((Hentai dolls*
Barchar: (That's not a fetish Frisky, everybody knows that's hotter than the earth's core)
Jäger Leyline: ((dolls? thast a mean name for Bread and Slarv
: ((True
Barchar: (Hywel is a doll)
: ((^
Shadow: ((it's like the whole "there's an alternate universe about that" but with fetishes. "there's a festish about that"
Barchar: (there's even an alternate universe about fetishes, and a fetish about alternate universes)
Shadow: ((exactly
: ((There's a fetish for agender people
Barchar: (and let's not get STARTED on the apps or we'd be here all day)
: ((Ooh lala
Barchar: (huh)
Barchar: ("Ooooh, make me confused about how to refer to you formally! I called you a man! [i]correct me![/i]")
Jäger Leyline: ((btw heres a picture of me
Jäger Leyline: ((http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_la7q9c4HnH1qb25g0o1_500.jpg
Barchar: (whatever gets ya there buds)
Barchar: (Jager_IRL)
: ((Imagine if Yazan was Jäger
Jäger Leyline: ((okay
Jäger Leyline: ((now what?
Shadow: ((quick. go on /r/meirl and find a picture/gif that describes you
Barchar: (Just like who I'm an omniscient ghost girl irl)
Barchar: (how*)
Barchar: (barchar is a self insert as we've dsicussed)
: ((I would be friends with Barchar
: ((So I would also be friends with Flame
Shadow: ((http://i.imgur.com/1hSIaOa.jpg
Jäger Leyline: ((I would be Jager
Barchar: (thx frisky)
Jäger Leyline: ((so we know where I stand
Barchar: (I really wouldn't want to be Barchar)
Shadow: ((what are we talking about?
Jäger Leyline: ((yeah I wouldn't want to be Jukon
Barchar: (Eh)
Barchar: (well obviously 'cus she's feckin dead)
Jäger Leyline: ((the olypmics
Jäger Leyline: ((even if she was alive
Jäger Leyline: ((though Jeska, without the mental instability
Jäger Leyline: ((it'd be a toss up between Jager and Jeska
Jäger Leyline: ((Dr. Fintevious is my self insert, that or barzan
Cowboy Kid: ((http://i.imgur.com/jjZdorc.png
Barchar: (Really? Fin never seemed much like you)
Barchar: (Barzan closer but a lot more of an ass)
Barchar: (also damn...mmmmarcie?)
Jäger Leyline: ((Yeah I suppose, its really more what I would want to be with Fin
Shadow: ((nothing has really gotten self insert for me
Jäger Leyline: ((a true immortal that can roam around many univerise, plus I wanted to give him a good back story
Jäger Leyline: ((tbh I really don't have a self insert then, Jager is likely the closest
: ((I want to live more than 100 hundred years
: ((I don't want to fucking die
Shadow: ((can i just, not die? that'd be great. kthnx
: ((Sign me up, immortality science!
Shadow: ((i'm telling you. put your mind in a machine
: ((That wouldn't be fun
: ((I would have to just be there in a computer
Shadow: ((it's probs as close as we'll get for a while though
: (("I know a lot of things"
: (("Ask me shit"
Shadow: ((and assumably you could transfer to a robotic body if that gets made
: ((By the time we're all almost dead immortality could be a thing
Shadow: ((well. yeah
Shadow: ((it's certainly a strong "eh, i guess it's possible"
Barchar: (but you get to be a cool robot)
Barchar: (and cool robots are cooll and robots)
: ((Yep
: ((But if I want to be a robot
: ((I would want to smell things, feel things
Shadow: ((what do you think will come first, super powers or immortality?
: ((Immortality
: ((It's certainly more possible considering people are working on it rn
Shadow: ((i suppose so. but the thing about immortality is, who gets to be immortal?
Shadow: ((if we all get to be immortal then there definitely won't ever be any children for reason of avoiding overpopulation
Jäger Leyline: ((got a lot of things to fix before immortality can be brought around
Shadow: ((i mean, even if we don't get immortality we can probs take a vacation to mars
: ((Exactly
: ((What if we all had immortality but it was considered "rude" to stay alive for so long))
Barchar: (it's weird)
Barchar: (We're living in the future. We have 3d printing. We're making self-driving cars.)
Barchar: (Shit, 50 years ago the internet would have sounded like a crazy sci-fi concept)
: ((It would
Barchar: (And yet all we can focus on are the things we DON'T have yet)
Shadow: ((that's human nature for ya
Shadow: ((we always want what we don't have
Barchar: (Like sure the cars aren't flying [i]but they're driving themselves goddammit[/i])
Shadow: ((or CAN'T have
: ((What can I say
Jäger Leyline: ((we gotta progress as a species
: ((Humanity is a bitch
: ((Once we have our shit we think it's cool for a while but once we try it we think of ways to make it better
Shadow: ((yup
: ((That's how we got so far as a species
: ((We always want better things
Shadow: ((imagine if like, the time before recorded history we were like "you know what? yeah. this is fine. let's never invent anything new"
: ((That's what it was like
: ((In like the 1200s
: ((And 1300s
: ((Then there was the renaissance
Barchar: (It's true)
Barchar: (are focus on what we DON'T have is part of the reason we can do this shit)
Barchar: (our*)
: ((I find it funny
: ((We were just random people who fucked around and liked Undertale
: ((Look who we are now))
Cowboy Kid: ((yee haw
: ((Yes, CK
Barchar: (We are all yee haw deep down)
: ((We're Yee Haw now
Shadow: ((well, we're still random people who like undertale. we just have conversations like this from time to time
Jäger Leyline: ((yep
Barchar: ()We're like a weird-ass little family of memers and ERPers
: ((Yes but we're all fairly close friends
: ((Except for Smol and MV
Jäger Leyline: ((yet we don't know each others name
Barchar: (The internet is a wonderful invention)
: ((The internet is one of our best inventions as a race
Jäger Leyline: ((and worst at the same time
: (([I]Memes[/I]
Barchar: (The internet basically changed out entire damn world)
: ((It did
Barchar: (Nothing was the same)
Cowboy Kid: ((because memetics
: ((But then the Google company attacked
Barchar: (interaction, music, edjucation, jokes)
Shadow: ((i still wonder if we'll all ever meet up one day. or, how long this little community will last
: ((What if we last for years
Barchar: (who knows)
Barchar: (meeting up would sure be interesting though)
: ((It would
Barchar: (It'd certainly need to be a while though 'cause uh, I do kinda need some way to get places)
Shadow: ((it would. and odds are we're nothing like how we think each other are
Barchar: (Like I said, we're actually all hot girls EXCEPT for chime)
Shadow: ((well, flame you've said it yourself. you're an omnipotent ghost girl
: ((Oh yeah I'm a kawaii desu agender girl
: ((Anyways I have to go
Shadow: ((bai
Cowboy Kid: ((I'm the exact opposite of a hot girl
Cowboy Kid: ((cya
: ((Seeya and have fun talking about shit
Shadow: ((will do
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Shadow: ((i also wonder if this community will ever get bigger or if it'll just stay with all of us that're in it currently
Barchar: (feels like we've reached the point where we kinda stagnate)
Shadow: ((i mean, we probably COULD get more people to join if we wanted. because we're just kinda hidden right now tbh
Barchar: (We could, but I honestly like the community we've got)
Shadow: ((same
Cowboy Kid: (( CAPTCHAs opress me because im a robotkin
Barchar: (you saw that too huh ck)
Cowboy Kid: ((yep
Barchar: (oh, tumblr)
Barchar: (*laugh track*)
Barchar: (*roll credits*)
Cowboy Kid: ((-sad beep-
Barchar: (*EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK EVERYWHERE YOU GO*)
Shadow: ((hmm... what like, group jokes are based around us? like, i have alot of jokes about me but they're all by bloo.
Barchar: (hm...)
Barchar: (Ad and Slarv are fuckbuddies)
Barchar: (laharl eats glass and drinks ink)
Shadow: ((oh yeah
Barchar: (uh...)
Shadow: ((frisky is insane
Barchar: (that's dead serious)
Shadow: ((hmm... i'm drawing a blank on what else. i KNOW there's more though
Jäger Leyline: ((I guess I'm the method actor?
Barchar: (i haven't really heard that)
Barchar: (Oh, AD is shit at keeping his ships)
Shadow: ((oh, right
Jäger Leyline: (( I have such a wide variety of characters
Barchar: (It's weird, I'll think of our injokes really fast when the opportunity arises)
Jäger Leyline: ((plus I did what Jared Leto did as the joker
Barchar: (but never when i try to think of them)
Shadow: ((i guess enough people get in on the joke of me hating tildes that it's a group joke as opposed to a bloo joke
Barchar: (We all hate tildes)
Barchar: (CK goes 'yee haw')
Shadow: ((ck is meme incarnate
Barchar: (the dankest meme)
Barchar: (honestly most of the jokes about me are self-imposed)
Cowboy Kid: ((TILDETILDETILDETILDETILDETILDETILDETILDETILDETILDETILDETILDETILDETILDETILDETILDETILDETILDE
Shadow: ((oh, me being the furry lord
Shadow: ((although that died out
Cowboy Kid: ((i only need three buttons on this thing
Barchar: (one that goes 'yee haw')
Barchar: (F)
Barchar: (and the tilde)
Shadow: ((no, you need an enter key
Barchar: (We do go 'F' an exorbitant amount)
Shadow: ((we do
Shadow: ((F and RIP
Cowboy Kid: ((mouse technically isnt a button
Shadow: ((oh right, you CAN use the mouse
Shadow: ((i never do so i forgot
Cowboy Kid: ((ctrl, C, and V
Barchar: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa8NREI_IPs)
Shadow: ((huh. when was CaU founded? because we'll have to have an anniversary party when we get to that day
Barchar: (uhh.....)
Cowboy Kid: ((https://youtu.be/LJhua2V2OBo?t=5s
Barchar: (i think not tooo long after undertale came out?)
Barchar: (but you know, i'm basically the new kid lol)
Barchar: (like, i think i'm the newest one of us that actually rps often)
Shadow: ((well i guess it just depends on what we're considering CaU to be
Shadow: ((if it's ms.toriel starting cards against humanity undertale games that's the date we use, if it's the sub starting that's what we use. heck, if it's charat that's what we'll use
Barchar: (Undertale's birthday is in 26 days)
Barchar: (I think we should proooobably go with the sub? easiest to figure out the founding date of i figure)
Shadow: ((man, undertale is almost a year old. and yet it feels like it's just part of my life.
Barchar: (i know right?)
Shadow: ((it's weird
Shadow: ((and to think, when my friend showed me the undertale demo about half a year before the game came out i wasn't too interested
Barchar: (It came out last september but it's weird thinking of a time when we just didn't have it)
Barchar: (it just took the entire damn world by storm)
Shadow: ((yeah
Shadow: ((i mean, we can compare undertale's popularity to fnaf, but undertale is... almost greater in it's rise to popularity than fnaf. as well as its effect on everything
Barchar: (It really s)
Barchar: (FNAF and undertale are very similar in their rises, though there are some differences)
Barchar: (Like, FNAF was sort of an instant success because it was a well-made horror game in a culture where people playing shitty horror games can get tons of views)
Barchar: (so when you manage to actually make good games with that)
Barchar: (that shit blows up)
Barchar: (combine that with a plotline that manged to make people who aren't into horror like me actually fairly interested and, well)
Barchar: (Like, as much hate as FNAF gets, it's mostly just because of how it's rise has affected internet culture)
Barchar: (And shit, that's kind of one super interesting thing about the internet. One development can just make huge, sweeping ripples throughout the whole thing)
Barchar: (FNAF, Undertale, and-thank god bloo isn't here when i say this-vaping)
Jäger Leyline: ((well it rose too quick and didn't really change in the sequels
Shadow: ((somehow though, even though it's definitely not as viral as it used to be, fnaf still seems to have a strong community
Barchar: (it really does)
Barchar: (the FNAF subreddit is actually super active still)
Barchar: (And no matter how 'cringey' or 'lame' you think the community is, you kinda have to respect that)
Jäger Leyline: ((bread you awake yet?
Jäger Leyline: ((communities are often horrible
Shadow: ((no matter what it is, there's always bad bits of something
Shadow: ((especially communities
Barchar: (Yeah)
Cowboy Kid: ((the bad bits are always more prevalant in communities
Cowboy Kid: ((probably because they are simply louder
Barchar: (It's sad that entire communities getwritten off as 'shitty' because of such things)
Barchar: (FNAF, SU, Undertale, MLP)
Barchar: (All of them getting shunned by outsiders because all they see is the shitty people)
Shadow: ((yeah. but then again, what you first see/see often can really change/forge an oppinion
Barchar: (I'd defend furries as a community, because you shouldn't judge the people that just like drawing things by the fact that some of them dress up and make weird-ass, poorly drawn porn)
Shadow: ((i understand it, but yeah. people shouldn't write off an entire group because of one thing. that's like someone seeing CK and think all of us always just meme
Jäger Leyline: ((wait, you're telling me CK isn't a meme
Jäger Leyline: ((OH MY GGAAAAWWWWWDDDDDDDDD
Barchar: (Not always)
Barchar: (Like someone assuming the boden room is our primary purpose)
Barchar: ("It's an entire community devoted to making undertale cdharacters fuck through any way possible")
Cowboy Kid: ((brb gonna get bwekfast
: Swood [Cowboy Kid] disconnected.
Shadow: ((i think a good example is someone looking up undertale and finding undertail and thinking all of the fanbase is just in to undertail
Jäger Leyline: ((that or seeing bad time and sans and tninking thats all the game is about
Shadow: ((yeah
Barchar: (Exactly)
Shadow: ((anyway. i think we've made our point now and should move on
Barchar: (*shrug*)
Shadow: ((otherwise we'll just list examples all day
Jäger Leyline: (anyone have just cause 3 on the PC?
Shadow: ((i do. can't really run it though
Shadow: ((anyway... another topic... or another part of the same topic
Jäger Leyline: ((is it computer reason or performance?
Jäger Leyline: ((because I was thinking about getting it but if the PC is shit
Barchar: (I don't have the mone for that kinda thing)
Shadow: ((my graphics card isn't great sooo
Jäger Leyline: ((ah
Jäger Leyline: ((you take Karate, so beat some kids up and take their money
Shadow: ((yeah, that's most likely the thing i'll replace first
Shadow: ((anyway. flame. do you know who our options are for a group for bl2 is? or will we have to just 2 player it
Jäger Leyline: is still with BC
Barchar: (dunno other than us ce)
Barchar: "..."
Shadow: ((ah, so we might have to just 2 player it
Barchar: "God. I really hate this stupid tree."
Barchar: (There has to be more of us with it but i dunno who)
Barchar: (MV might have ti?)
Barchar: (but idk)
Shadow: ((no-one i have added right now
Shadow: ((and mv doesn't have a pc
Barchar: (Other than me?)
Barchar: (wait they don't)
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Shadow: ((no. mv is always on mobile
Jäger Leyline: Yeah its out there
Barchar: (huh, how long has that been a thing? Even back when we were actualy Cards Against Undertale?)
Shadow: ((anyway. i DO have people on my list who have it. but none who're cau peeps aside from you
Barchar: "Like, either attack or fuck off."
Shadow: ((and i dunno. i assume so
Barchar: (Jesus, how did they even play AND chat on mobile in xyzzy)
Jäger Leyline: doesn't work like that
Shadow: ((shrug
Jäger Leyline: they prey most of the time
Barchar: (The charat switch had to be really relieving)
Shadow: ((probably. i know i was relieved when i stopped having to juggle the game and rp.
Barchar: she sighs. "As much as I like staying here with you-and I do, it means we can actually spend more time together-I really do miss actually being home."
Barchar: "Only time I've really had the chance in the past couple days was when Runner showed up."
Cowboy Kid: ((I keep getting logged out of reddit for some reason
Jäger Leyline: Thats alright, I really do enjoy it when you're here though, and your always free to come over
Jäger Leyline: and if not I'll come find you and sleep alongside
Barchar: "Thanks, Jager." After a second, she laughed. "Man, I really wouldn't have pegged you as being this sweet before we got together."
Jäger Leyline: grabs her and hugs her tightly
Jäger Leyline: thats because you bring out the best of me
Shadow: ((anyway flame. if we don't find anyone else who has the game, we can start playing whenever i guess. probably when neither of us are in the middle of rp
Jäger Leyline: .....but if you wanna start arguing again and yelling let me know....that can lead to angry sex
Barchar: "Kinky."
Barchar: (I can try to multitask but idk about you)
Barchar: (i'm part of the dual monitor master race but I understand most people aren't)
Jäger Leyline: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxKOSNzdSiU
Jäger Leyline: ((I would but I don't have the game
Shadow: ((i don't have two monitors because i simply don't have enough space on my desk area
Jäger Leyline: ((PC or console?
Shadow: ((and i usually don't try to multitask. it just makes me get nervous.
Barchar: (PC)
Azalea: -She walks out of her room, and takes a seat on the couch.-
Barchar: "Hi Azalea."
Shadow: ((hai bread
Jäger Leyline: /ll -is asleep in her room-
Azalea: "Hey.
Jäger Leyline: hey kid
Loni Leyline: -sleeping-
Jäger Leyline: Whats up
Azalea: "Everyone's asleep."
Jäger Leyline: you doing good?
Shadow: ((who do you plan on playing, flame?
Azalea: "Yeah... Just conflicted. Talked to Fanta a bit yesterday."
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Shadow: ((hai slarv
Elo: ((Hi
: ((Hello))
: ((MORE LIKE))
: (('ELO))
Cowboy Kid: ((hi
: ((EYYYYY))
Jäger Leyline: what about?
Barchar: ([i]he asks what I'm planning, but I KNOW THE TRUTH! HE WANTS TO GET AT ME, LIKE THEM ALL! I NEED TO RIP, TEAR, SAVE MYSELF FROM THE BAPTISM OF BETRAYAL, and bathe in the cool sweet waters of victory[/i])
Barchar: (so)
Jäger Leyline: ((yo slarv
Barchar: (krieg)
Azalea: "Feelings."
Jäger Leyline: and?
Shadow: ((cool. i'll prolly play zer0
Azalea: "...That's really it."
Shadow: ((since krieg is very close range iirc
Elo: is sleepin
Barchar: "Feelings suck."
Barchar: (yeah)
Jäger Leyline: you still thinking about getting close with Loni?
Barchar: (I've literally never tried hellborn krieg)
Elo: FEELINGS OF WANNA FUCK DOGBOI
Barchar: (maybe i should)
Loni Leyline: -is cuddled up with Elo
Azalea: -She nods.-
Jäger Leyline: sighs
Jäger Leyline: The thing is if I said no, you two would likely want to do it more
Barchar: (the only problem is that you start getting the cool shit from skill trees pretty much exactly when you start finding fire resistant enemies)
Jäger Leyline: I'm glad you two are waiting
Azalea: "I... When she took that potion she was kissing me for a really long time, and I think that she thought that was a bad thing, but I enjoyed it... I don't know if that's bad..."
Barchar: "Why should it be?"
Jäger Leyline: shit then Chara and I have been doing some real bad things
Azalea: "I mean for our age."
Jäger Leyline: Yeah I kno
Jäger Leyline: know*
Shadow: ((kreig kinda has skill trees like gaige. an elemental, one with a special stacking thing, and one based on your active ability
Jäger Leyline: look, try and wait if you can. I can't really tell you no
Azalea: -Sh sighs.-
Barchar: (kinda yeah)
Barchar: (and just like gaige the rightmost tree is the objectie best)
: Elo [Elo] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Jäger Leyline: I'm sorry I know it sucks, but
Fanta: wanders out
Shadow: ((i went with the deathtrap based one instead of anarchy
Jäger Leyline: hey Fanty
Shadow: ((i just couldn't get used to anarchy
Fanta: "Howdy"
Barchar: (Anarchy takes some getting used to)
Barchar: (basically unbind reload though you don't need it anymore)
Azalea: "Hi Fanta..."
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Barchar: "Morning, Fanta."
Loni Leyline: -is sleeping snuggling Elo, running her hands in his robe-
Shadow: ((i mean, i use shotguns as a primary so it's really the reloading that messes me up. and i think i couldn't handle unbinding reload... i just gotta have a full clip, man
Barchar: (Cover your ammo count with sticky tape it doesn't matter anymore)
Barchar: (your anracchy stacks are your new ammo count)
Barchar: (if it's not at 999 you need more)
Azalea: "..."
Shadow: ((>tfw flame is trying to convert me to the ways of anarchy
Jäger Leyline: Azalea is havin feelings"
Jäger Leyline: problems
Barchar: (ANARCHY IS YOUR NEW GOD)
Shadow: ((BRB
Azalea: -She goes over, and leans on Jäger.-
Jäger Leyline: side hugs her
Barchar: "And because feelings are assholes, they're making sure she doesn't feel good."
Azalea: "You wanna know something funny?"
: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.
Jäger Leyline: whats that kiddo?
Azalea: "Loni has a crush on Hywel."
Fanta: elo has no robe on
Barchar: gasps. "Jager! I can't believe you'd do this to me! I thought we were special!"
Barchar: "...Huh. That's..."
Barchar: "That's gotta be awkward."
Fanta: just some pants that he was given
Fanta: "Heh"
Jäger Leyline: starts to hold back a luagh
Azalea: "It's fine. I don't know what she sees in him."
: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.
Azalea: "He's a huge nerd."
Jäger Leyline: breaks into a loud luagh
Jäger Leyline: and a butt
Jäger Leyline: big 'ol butt
Azalea: "He's a bigger butt than he is a nerd."
Jäger Leyline: leans on BC
Barchar: "Actually his butt is quite small.'
Azalea: "But I love him."
Jäger Leyline: have you seen his Butt BC?
Jäger Leyline: its fat alright
Shadow: ((i return.
Jäger Leyline: hence why Fanta loves it
Barchar: "...Yes, Jager."
Barchar: "I have a poerfect comprehension of his butt. From every angle."
Azalea: "Anyways..."
Shadow: ((it's been raining. and i like the sound of the rain. but my room is on the second floor so i can't hear it at all...
Barchar: (awww)
Jäger Leyline: think shes gonna pursue that crush?
Barchar: (that sucks)
Jäger Leyline: him being married and all
Azalea: "Nah."
Azalea: "She's with me."
Jäger Leyline: Look out Fanta you might have some competition
Shadow: ((i still got rainymood at least
Loni Leyline: -is pretty complete body to body connected with ELO
Jäger Leyline: so you love Loni and you wanna take it to the next step
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Azalea: "...Yeah, I guess..."
Fanta: "Well, er.."
Fanta: sits down
Jäger Leyline: well I know my adopted sister, she'll never make that move first
Barchar: "I'd attempt to give you advice, but I'm no master of interaction. Or subtlety."
Azalea: "I know."
Fanta: sighs
Azalea: "Barchar, I appreciate you wanting to help."
Fanta: "How far do you two want to go?"
Jäger Leyline: whatcha ya think Fanta Wanta?
Azalea: "I dunno..."
Azalea: "I don't know where she wants to do, or where I want to go..."
Barchar: "This is sounding like something you probably just need to talk to her about."
Jäger Leyline: Loni doesn't know
Shadow: (([url=http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/550/106/67a.jpg]i want the odd squad to be in pmd[/url]
Fanta: "Yeah, talk to her about what she wants, and then it's your choice how intimate you two feel like you're ready to be"
Barchar: (tag yourself I'm oddpod)
Shadow: ((oddlee
Azalea: -She nods.-
Fanta: "Be serious, think hard about whether you're ready or not, and go from there"
Fanta: "And if you're not, that's fine, if you are, that's fine"
Sage: (Sage the very oddpod Absol)
Azalea: "Can you guys like... I dunno, hug Wlo or something. He always thinks that he did something bad when we tell him to leave the room."
: Elo*
Fanta: ((Oddlee
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Barchar: (you can't both be oddlee)
Shadow: ((i was oddlee first
Fanta: ((Shit I didn't see
Fanta: ((Oddbat then
Fanta: "Um.. ok"
Jäger Leyline: Sure?
Azalea: -She heads to the room. Is Elo asleep?-
Fanta: elo is still asleep
Barchar: (one oddlee is enough, two oddlees is too many)
: ((Odchamp
Azalea: -She un snugs Loni and Elo, and carries Elo to the couch, lying him on it.-
Azalea: -She then walks back in.-
Fanta: elo is a heavy af sleeper
Shadow: ((now we just need an oddwrath
Azalea: -She lies on the bed.-
Barchar: (hi laharl)
Barchar: (hm)
Loni Leyline: -is cutey snoring
Barchar: (frisky can be oddwrath)
Barchar: (or maybe mv)
Loni Leyline: -reaches around for something when Elo is taken away
Azalea: -Ahe takes his place, and lightly shakes Loni.-
Fanta: ((We boss fight tonight
Azalea: -To wake them.-
Fanta: ((With any luck, Project Onimus is go
: You really want Project Onimus happening on a boss day?
Fanta: ((There's multiple phases doe
Barchar: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Azalea: "Loni?"
Loni Leyline: whaaa....? Seenn.....pai..?
Azalea: "You awake?"
Loni Leyline: mmhmmm Yeess
Loni Leyline: -yawns and rubs her eyes-
Barchar: "...[sub]did Loni just use the word 'senpai'[/sub]"
Azalea: "I... We need to talk..."
Loni Leyline: what about?
Jäger Leyline: whats that babe?
Azalea: "About where we are taking this relationship..."
Barchar: "Nothing important."
Fanta: ((https://i.redditmedia.com/eyXOEs6s2cO7vJVtqraoGGUecXnO4L23jdJwaing-00.png?w=870&s=8fd5c7ee8358b960f2eaa1961cce3049
Loni Leyline: where? are we moving?
Fanta: ((http://i.imgur.com/zbnYfJ5.jpg
Azalea: "N-No, not... Literally taking it..."
Barchar: (i have no idea what i'm looking at in either of those pictures)
Azalea: "...I'm feeling... A lot of feelings towards you."
Shadow: ((same
: Shadow [Shadow] is now CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC].
Fanta: ((http://i.imgur.com/LXaiv1k.jpg
Fanta: ((https://i.imgur.com/JnXSAgJ.jpg
Loni Leyline: I ah...ohh...
Loni Leyline: -starts blushing and covering her face-
Azalea: "...And... I don't know where you want to take it... Or really where I want to myself..."
Barchar: (i'm an inonsler eh)
Loni Leyline: ....Where are we suppose to go?
Fanta: ((Azalea: "And I want to fuck you until we merge into a Chimera, a mythical beast of penis and vagina, eternally fused, two pairs of eyes that look only at each other, and lips, ever touching, and one voice that whispers to itself."
Barchar: (but they both have vaginas)
Azalea: "Tgats the thing... There really isn't a specific point..."
Fanta: ((How do they know they haven't fucked yet
: ((*cough cough* potions))
Azalea: "Were supposed to decide for ourselves, I think..."
Fanta: ((This movie has so many good quotes
CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm going to find and take a quiz to find out what my dnd alignment is for like, no reason))
Barchar: (share it)
Fanta: (("Listen, there's an absolutely brilliant novel written by a four year old." "Really?" "'Little Winky' by Horace Azpiazu." "That's cute." "Hardly, Litty Winky is a virulent anti-Semite. The story follows his initiation into the klan, his immersion in the pornographic snuff industry, and his ultimate degradation at the hands of a black ex-convict named Eric Washington Jackson Jones Johnson..."
CryingEevee OOC: ((the quiz or my results? because i'll share both [url=http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd%2Fdnd%2F20001222b]now[/url] i can't guarantee there's no rule 2 but there probably isn't))
Loni Leyline: ......
Barchar: (what is this from)
Fanta: ((Synecdoche New York
Loni Leyline: ...I don't......I don't know
Azalea: "...Remember when you were making out with me?"
: ((Jenka's Nightmare is hell
: ((I just did a fucking spirit maze
Fanta: ((A movie about a play about making a play about making that same play where people hire actors to play the people playing the actors playing themselves and re-enact their lives while playing themselves
: ((And fought an overpowered ghost toroko
Azalea: "Did you like that?"
: ((With nothing but a flamer
: ((For the equivalent of an OP blade
Azalea: -She's blushing a lot.-
Barchar: (spooky)
Loni Leyline: -after a moment, she nods, but she has now put a pillow above her head-
Azalea: "...Okay... I did too..."
Barchar: (>are you still in touch with your childhood friends)
Barchar: (well)
Barchar: (technically)
Azalea: "I... I kinda wanted to start putting my hand on your body, and continue, and then you went to the bathroom..."
: Hands*
Loni Leyline: ......
Barchar: *i wonder if this quiz is supposed to be for people or sort of a litmus test for your actual characters if you're not sure what alignment to use)
Barchar: (okay definitely the second)
CryingEevee OOC: ((eh, it was the first result on google))
Azalea: "I... I don know..."
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Loni Leyline: ......I'll do...what you want....
CryingEevee OOC: ((hai bloo))
Barchar: (yeah)
: (( 15 hours
Azalea: -She nods lightly.-
Fanta: she pets the elo, who has woken up and is feeling terrible
Jäger Leyline: morning kiddo
Jäger Leyline: is laying on BC
CryingEevee OOC: ((i think i found a test that is actually for people and not for your characters))
Azalea: -She gets close to Loni.-
: Fanta [Fanta] is now Elo [Elo].
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Elo: "H-hi.."
CryingEevee OOC: ((https://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-d-d-alignment-test
Female Asriel: She idly pets the ears
Jäger Leyline: ;ll -is blushing an just letting it happen
Loni Leyline: -her-
Jäger Leyline: you doing okay kid?
Azalea: -She leans into kiss them, wrapping her arms around her.-
: (( "blushing" read so many fucking times
Barchar: (O//////////////////////////////////////O)
Elo: nods timidly, he hardly ever looks like he's doing ok
Elo: (( o/// - ///o~Tackleglomps u
Loni Leyline: -kisses back-
Jäger Leyline: you want some food?
: (( I wonder if he can even get any fuk there
: ...blankNation Arceus [] disconnected.
Azalea: -She really gets in to the kissing.-
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Elo: ((test glomp
Elo: ((fuck
Loni Leyline: -is in it somewhat, hugging too, but is a bit afraid
Elo: shakes his head
Azalea: -She stops.-
Azalea: "...Are you okay?"
Loni Leyline: y-yy-y-y-yyess
Azalea: "...Are you sure?"
Loni Leyline: -is very nervous
Loni Leyline: y-y-yes ..I am
Azalea: -She goes back into the kiss then.-
Elo: is a sadboi
Loni Leyline: -is letting it happen, kissing back-
: (( There is a critical flaw in this duo
Jäger Leyline: Whats up kid?
: (( I can't start it without Swood
: (( but i've captured the attention of the finest
CryingEevee OOC: ((i am neutral good apparently))
Elo: "N-nothing.."
: Swood's connection timed out.
Barchar: (same)
Barchar: (i think neutral good is just kinda the default for a regular-ass person)
CryingEevee OOC: ((guess so))
Jäger Leyline: Doesn't seem like nothing
Azalea: -She eventually stops, with her eyes still closed.-
Barchar: "Yeah, there's defintiely something."
Barchar: has never seen this guy before she has basically no idea who he is
Loni Leyline: .....what....now?
: ...blankNation Arceus [] disconnected.
Azalea: "We either... Stop, or go a little further... It's up to you..."
Elo: "..."
Elo: just tucks his head down
Loni Leyline: ....I can't .....I don't......-is unable to decide-
Loni Leyline: whats.....going further?
: Elo [Elo] disconnected.
Azalea: "I... I dunno... Maybe seeing eachother... More exposed... I'm not sure..."
: Elo [Elo] joined chat.
Loni Leyline: ...its....your choice
Jäger Leyline: sits next to Elo and side hugs him
Azalea: "I-I guess?"
Jäger Leyline: come on kid
Azalea: "Only if you're okay with it..."
Loni Leyline: -makes a whining noise, but slightly nods-
Elo: "I'm ok.."
Jäger Leyline: Fanta can you make a meal for our guest
Azalea: -She just slowly takes off the robe Elo let her use, and snuggles to Loni.-
Jäger Leyline: I think he needs a picker upper
Loni Leyline: -snuggles back nervously-
Female Asriel: "Why am I the designated cook"
Jäger Leyline: you want me to cook?
Barchar: "How many of us do you think CAN cook?"
Female Asriel: "..."
Female Asriel: "Ok then"
CryingEevee OOC: ((http://i.imgur.com/qnHWxqZ.jpg
Barchar: "I can cook in the bar, with how well I can process things, but here? I'd MAYBE make something edible."
Female Asriel: She heads up and goes to cook food
Barchar: (fuck you 'pterodactyl' is the best word)
Azalea: -She slides her hands up Loni's shirt a bit, making sure she's okay with it.-
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh come on, pterodactyls are cool, but LOOK AT THAT WORD))
Elo: ((http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201508_1624_gbeee_sm.jpg barchar makes this
Barchar: (IT'S THE BEST WORD)
CryingEevee OOC: ((the pt and then the ctyl))
Loni Leyline: -makes nervous noises-\
Barchar: ("Thuis is edible with your normal taste buds right")
Elo: ((http://nowaygirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/bae-cant-cook-fail04-550x418.jpg
CryingEevee OOC: ((who needs 3 brownies with that?))
CryingEevee OOC: ((ugh))
Azalea: -She eventually settles at her chest area, and moves Loni to b lying on hers.-
Barchar: (jesus three of those brownies quickly?)
CryingEevee OOC: ((and then the chocolate milk... my stomach is hurting just thinking about it))
Barchar: (those brownies look small but shit they're dense)
: ((Those brownies))
: ((Are dense af))
CryingEevee OOC: ((those brownies are very dense))
Elo: ((http://nowaygirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cooking-for-bae-02-550x323.jpg
: ((5 star))
: ((10/10
Elo: ((http://nowaygirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cooking-for-bae-10-550x323.jpg
: ((7.8/10))
: ((Too much water))
Elo: ((http://nowaygirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cooking-for-bae-12-550x330.jpg
Loni Leyline: -is breathing heavily, completely red and very very nervous-
: ((6/10)
Elo: ((Hell yeah
: ((Satanic ritual not finished))
Elo: ((I got Neutral Evil apparently
Elo: ((I'm a badass
Azalea: "Are you okay?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh dood. we got an edgey antihero over he))
Loni Leyline: y-y-yyess
Barchar: (slarv is the shadow to our sonic and knuckles)
Azalea: "Good..."
Loni Leyline: -feels around a bit
Elo: ((Crawl
: Elo [Elo] disconnected.
CryingEevee OOC: ((knuckles is probably true neutral though. it's more like shadow to our sonic and tails))
: Elo [Elo] joined chat.
Azalea: "Mm..."
Azalea: -She snuggles a bit more.-
Barchar: (tails would be lawful good)
Barchar: (besides i don't wanna be tails knuckles is better)
Barchar: (besides I')
CryingEevee OOC: ((i should change my desktop background. it's been the same thing for months))
Loni Leyline: hugs her and whines a bit
Barchar: (I'd say knuckles fits the neutral good)
CryingEevee OOC: ((hey, tails is pretty cool))
Barchar: (only if i get the mech)
Barchar: (otherwise i'mma be knuckles)
Barchar: ('cause unlike ce i don't chuckle)
Barchar: ( (I'd rather flex my muscles) )
CryingEevee OOC: ((*i'd rather flex my knuckles))
Barchar: (fuck you and your memes)
Barchar: (i'm sticking to the real deal)
Elo: keeps glancing at the room
Azalea: "I love you..."
Loni Leyline: ...I ....love you...tooo
Barchar: sighs. "So. Uh. I don't believe we've met?"
Elo: ((https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/.eJwNi1tvgjAYQP8L73KpsoBvixccoWVWZZlv8kFsgdIqCGuX_ff16SQn5_w6r2fnrB02jmpYex4Xt3s9LAK34gPIZ3VTyu3r0at1GoCYec5TWR3oDEZOGaIKEJlAHF-wpJb7_noK-xLFfZkUDJLOZIJM5Slm9mHfiI3Xr9AHHf0Q8x7m23ZFzq0lNrgBjc3HhJsdwuaurV-SBmbbBMS6zO8IDSJEtqCzVh2pTmN39XgbfFWggosNtDjKSU73vowvMnLTz8T5-wfNFEt8.88PSrICJVDAQz3Y4v8yot5vypAk.JPG?width=156&height=249
Azalea: "...Do you want to go out to the couch soon... I kinda put Elo out there..."
: ((Hot))
CryingEevee OOC: ((...))
Elo: "E-elo.."
Barchar: "Barchar."
Elo: "Nice t-to meet you"
Elo: ((http://distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo/2047208-980x.jpg
Barchar: (well, there's my first asriel-induced boner. I guess it was inevitable.)
Loni Leyline: oo-o-okayyy
Elo: ((Oh shit
Barchar: (It's pribably like a bisexual rite of passage in undertale)
CryingEevee OOC: ((dude, how long have you been an undertale fan?))
Barchar: (a bi-te of passa-no that does NOT work)
Barchar: (uh...october, i think?)
: ((I've had many Asriel Induced Boners))
Elo: ((Shit man I can deliver the sex goat
Barchar: (of course you have ad)
Elo: ((Brb
: ((This was not an exception))
Jäger Leyline: ((the picture of AD is too small
Elo: (({Can confirm it's hot}
Barchar: (this is true)
Barchar: (gotta blow it up like a do-man my wordplay is very strange today)
CryingEevee OOC: ((quick, someone make a wild guess of what my desktop is rn))
: ((Slarv bring more suggestive sexy pictures of Asriel that I ahvent seen))
: ((Cause I haven't seen that))
: ((And it surprised me))
Elo: ((I just found that
Elo: ((And it was fuckin hot
: ((Can't tell if it's rule 63'd or not))
Barchar: (i don't think so)
Barchar: (if so it's very subtle)
Elo: ((I found nood asriel with no dong
Barchar: (ken doll asriel)
: ((Where be dong))
Barchar: (god of hyperdoll)
: ((But I want dong))
Elo: ((http://66.media.tumblr.com/ae5a12c8d90dc81d86914c4e97f210d6/tumblr_o453hwc7zX1v51gg5o1_r1_540.jpg
Barchar: (das no hot)
Elo: ((http://67.media.tumblr.com/6660452f093f7acddacbcc476407f65f/tumblr_o453hwc7zX1v51gg5o2_r1_540.jpg
CryingEevee OOC: ((that is a weird art style))
Jäger Leyline: ((its korean
Elo: ((I know but I was searching through the guy that makes really hot gote pics and had to share these cutes
CryingEevee OOC: ((those eyes are like, completely dead))
Elo: ((http://66.media.tumblr.com/1468d38ad5f219d6cdd9511ad1e946a8/tumblr_o453hwc7zX1v51gg5o3_r1_540.jpg
: ((where are the hot ones))
Jäger Leyline: ((so are most Koreans
Elo: ((http://66.media.tumblr.com/f74bb3b04a54761fd031ffefaa1adce3/tumblr_o453hwc7zX1v51gg5o4_r1_540.jpg
Elo: ((That's a klonoa as fuck artsyle
Barchar: (nom intensifies*)
Elo: ((http://66.media.tumblr.com/1891b425cb04f77eadd9fe79e5da644f/tumblr_o453g5FZQA1v51gg5o1_1280.jpg
Jäger Leyline: ((yeah slarv lets see the hot ones
: ((Oh))
Elo: ((http://66.media.tumblr.com/fb5a94ec904a26eab350d9a5eab56960/tumblr_o439kcrzoV1v51gg5o1_1280.png
: ((There that are))
Jäger Leyline: ((well thats one
Jäger Leyline: ((if you got lewd ones, put em in the boden room
Elo: ((This chat is nsfw extreme
Elo: ((http://65.media.tumblr.com/0dc9ae452a42b30b5fa18f1612393bc4/tumblr_o438elQovK1v51gg5o1_1280.jpg here's that one
Jäger Leyline: ((but we don't do the nasty in here
Jäger Leyline: ((there it is
Azalea: -She hasn't stopped the snugs.-
Elo: ((Dammit those are all the sexis i can find on that page
Barchar: (it kinda does look r63)
Barchar: (WELL EITHER WAY IT IS SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE)
Loni Leyline: -hasn't either, but is letting Azalea do most of it just shes snervious
Jäger Leyline: ((fuck I'm tired
Jäger Leyline: (I'm going to bed
: ((Night.-
Barchar: (k night)
Jäger Leyline: will cuddle and stuff, Bread will decide what they do
CryingEevee OOC: ((gn))
Azalea: -She sees that Loni fell asleep, and heads back out to the couch, wearing the robe again. She looks a bit happier, and is just kinda smiling A bit.-
Elo: looks up the moment he sees her
Elo: ((http://orig12.deviantart.net/900e/f/2016/112/9/b/teen_asriel_dreemurr_x_reader__good_ol_love_by_keruokumura-d9zuv6v.jpg anime as fuck
Azalea: "I feel better..."
Elo: ((Oh i've wandered upon a smutfic
Elo: "I-I'm sorry"
CryingEevee OOC: ((why are these all god of hyperdeath?))
Azalea: "...Why?"
Elo: ((Because when it comes to sexy art
Barchar: (because smolgoat isn't sexy)
Elo: ((It's either hyperdeath or a fucking child
: ((Smol gote can be sexy))
CryingEevee OOC: ((not necessarily))
: ((I mean))
Elo: ((And then one artist who makes really good porn of regular adult asriel
CryingEevee OOC: ((you can have adult but not god of hyperdeath))
Jäger Leyline: (no bread
: ((Depends on how people draw them))
Elo: ((Adult asriel is rare
Elo: ((I have some adult asriel fucking frisk in the ass but no just regular old lewd adult asriel
Barchar: ([s]ooooh do want[/s])
: ((But gay Asrisk is best))
: ((Do want))
: ((Is it that comic?))
: ((Cause if it's that comic I take it back))
Elo: ((What comic
Barchar: (it doesn't have to be gay just cause it's assfucking)
Elo: ((It's a 3 page comic yeah
Barchar: (you can assfuck a girl)
Elo: ((It is gay asrisk
: ((Yeah, but))
CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean, i have [url=http://imgur.com/a/i8rwt]this[/url]))
: ((I don't like their art style))
Elo: ((Well I do
Elo: ((It is very bleh but I like it
Barchar: (did you just make this ce)
Barchar: (cause that's neat)
Jäger Leyline: ((you got a link to it?
Barchar: (also how can it be bleh and you still like it)
CryingEevee OOC: ((no. unfortunatley i didn't))
Elo: "D-did I do something bad"
Elo: ((Where the art style is clearly bad
Elo: ((But I still like
Azalea: "Course not."
Azalea: "Just... Needed some time with Loni."
Elo: ((Asriel: “Frisk free all us ” 😃 Flowey: “ No Thanks to your help”!😠 Asriel: 😞" yea “ Asriel : 😉 "At least we did good” Flowey: 😠 “ look were it takes us ! ” Flowey:😠 “ Trap, back to square root one ” Asriel: 😃 “ But hey at least everyone is ok ” Asriel: 😉 “ We alive at least ” Flowey: 😠 “ Yea almost, almost nothing ” Flowey: 😃 “ Looks who back ” Asriel: 😂 !“ Waited Frisk ”! Asriel: 😭 !?“ But Why ”?! Flowey: I don’t know? Ask him? Frisk: ? Who your talking to ? Asriel: 😃 Udu…. No one Flowey: 😠 Yes! Some one! Frisk: Who some one? Asriel: 😂 Sorry, I have split personality Asriel & Flowey: So I guess flower boy Frisk: “ Any way ” Frisk: “I heard the whole conversation” Asriel & Flowey: So what now Frisk: I got you human soul . Asriel & Flowey: How! Frisk: A good someone’s with good will Asriel: I see what you did with their Asriel: 😉 So his name is William I gest Frisk: How did you know that Asriel: have some Flowey and jokes from my mom Flowey: 😠 “ Just get to the point”! Frisk: but yea he was man in war but a one who save lives and never hurts anyone or never use a gun, I mean he never kills. Flowey: 😠 So what, was he old die of age Asriel: 😠 Flowey! That ruled Flowey:😠 Well “ sorryer ”! Frisk: yea he did did of old age but also know of The Great War and he knows about you Asriel: How! Frisk: well he was one kids like Chara but he likes both and hope one day he will save and to day is the day. And his last words were William: 😂 Make this whole world full with Hopes and Dreams to Save our Whole World for Kingdom to you Prince Asriel and For King Asgore and Queen Toriel, just be with your family ok kid. Good luck Frisk: yes, those were last words, go Asriel Dreermer , go be with our family Asriel: 😂 “ Yes Yes, I will ,Thank you Frisk and you William ( looking down on the soul for his hopes and dreams come true) Then run fast he can to his Dad and his Mom Asriel: 😂 Mom, Dad ! Asgore:😂 Son it really you Toriel:😂 yes Asgore it really him Asgore, Asriel, and Frisk,Toriel: we all back together.
Elo: ((In my search for porn I found this
Elo: nods timidly
Barchar: (what)
Jäger Leyline: (slarv you got a link?
Elo: ((To the porn?
Barchar: (cay)
Barchar: (cau*)
Jäger Leyline: (yea
Barchar: (serious talks about internet cameraderie)
Barchar: (and goat ponr)
Azalea: -She sits with him, snuggling him close.-
Jäger Leyline: (what about cameras?
CryingEevee OOC: ((http://imgur.com/a/brzU3
Jäger Leyline: (you can PM.that stuff to me
Elo: ((http://67.media.tumblr.com/d038845c16ab633ad54e28a7dafd52a1/tumblr_o8c2h0Vrq31ugwx3vo1_r1_500.png not porn
Elo: ((https://static1.e621.net/data/ca/70/ca70dac89f5ae5601f5697d3c12605bb.png porn
Barchar: (this is true)
Elo: ((http://65.media.tumblr.com/ccc7e17f10e6fb75759364e86595698f/tumblr_o7bqo0Pijd1v5p4pco1_500.jpg porn..?
CryingEevee OOC: ((no))
CryingEevee OOC: ((that's clearly not pr0n))
Elo: ((http://67.media.tumblr.com/7c7392e78d96b6828431569f976786a2/tumblr_o7xzh6X2s31um7s5zo1_500.jpg
: ((Okay so
: ((I just went through the sand zone
: ((And you're SUPPOSED to go through this with a fireball and a missile launcher
: ((But I found the secret way to get Excalibur, which is just the Blade but double damage
: ((And it made everything so much fucking easier
Barchar: (k)
Elo: ((I aint wading through more imagineasriel to find sex
Elo: snugs the azalea
Azalea: -She seems just overall happy and a lot less conflicted now.-
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Barchar: (k)
: ((But I s2g
: ((If I see one more goddamn crow
: (( i'm going to start my die repeats again
: ((Carrying a goddamn skull
: ((i deserve this
: ((That shoots bones
: ((I'm going to fucking kill Bloo
Elo: ((Gonna watch bojack now
: ((just do it now
GIYGAS: ((THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY GIYGAS SYSTEM
: ((See, the creator of JN
: ((Made EVERYTHING optional
: ((You can literally beat the game without finding a single weapon except the Polar Star
: ((And they're all KINDA hidden, so you can miss them
: (( i was at 2000
: (( 200*
: (( aiming for like
: (( 5000
: wait no
: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.
: wndrwll
CryingEevee OOC: ((i now have my boxer dog on my bed))
CryingEevee OOC: ((he's happy))
: ((Boxer dog masterrace
Barchar: (i read that as boner dog)
: ((I've got a big white boxer
CryingEevee OOC: ((my cat:not so happy))
Barchar: DID SOMEBODY SAY WNDRWLL
Azalea: -She's now just sitting on the couch, happily.-
: Aiming for 1000 wndrwll repeats
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Barchar: 1500
: Elo [Elo] disconnected.
Barchar: i will fight you we will have a wndrwll dl
: (( Or
: (( 200 repeats of Mouth Experience in its entirety
Barchar: let's see
Barchar: both of those albums are 2 hours long
Barchar: that means that's 400 hours of pure mouth
: want to do it?
Barchar: wndrwll is about 3 and a half minutes long
: i think we should do 400 hours of mouth
Barchar: (which equals about 87 hours of today daydaydaydayday)
Barchar: I don't know if I'm strong enough bloo
: (( Started my 2nd repeat
Barchar: but goddammit
Barchar: i'll try
Barchar: wait of what wndrwll?
: (( I've gotten to bill wurtz telling me to die 200 times
: (( How about just
: (( 150 repeats of wndrwll to get started
Barchar: I already had 8 repeats i have a head start mwa ha ha
: I'm just going to keep going
: (( Nothing but wndrwll
Barchar: same wndrwll time
Barchar: same wndrwll channel
: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.
: (( Take a drink everytime you repeat
: (( You'll be fucking dead by the time this is done
Barchar: (i can't i'm a chillun)
: 7 hours of wndrwll
: You ready?
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Barchar: I'M ON 9 REPEATS ALREADY FIGHT ME
: (( hi swood
Barchar: STEP UP YOUR GAME
: I will step up my game
: By just sitting here
: And listening
Barchar: sit down your game
: This will get me through
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Barchar: WE ARE IN THE DOUBLE DIGITS, REPEAT, WE ARE IN THE DOUBLE DIGITS
: Jäger Leyline's connection timed out.
: your enthusiasm and hype will not last you
: are you signed into listenonrepeat?
: ((You're gonna die of...)(
: ((I don't know))
: ((Something is gonna kill you))
: Hey if someone can listen to We Built this City 400 times
: Flame
: Are you signed into listenonrepeat
: ((WE BUILT THIS CITY))
Cowboy Kid: ((back, my internet became kill
Barchar: wait you can sign in to listenonrepeat
Barchar: this is new to me i never noticed thi
: Yeah I think you're fucked if you haven't signed in lol
Barchar: no, it keeps track of old repeat
: THEN WHY DON'T I HAVE
: ALL 207 REPEATS OF
: DIE
Barchar: CAUSE UR LAME
: WHAT THE FUCK
Barchar: ALSO I THINK IT KEEPS TRACK PER DEVICE WHEN NOT SIGNED IN
: FUCKING HELL
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: ((I think i've won the listenonrepeat game
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: http://prntscr.com/c86vv6
: Challenge me
: it's not wndrwll
: Current listenonrepeat game is wndrwll
: ((Watch as you get to 5000))
: ((And the counter just changes to))
: (("Seek Help"))
: (( The counter calls 911
CryingEevee OOC: (("please reconsider"))
: (( To swat you
: Actually Flame
: I'm going to repeat Friends instead
: (("God save your soul"))
Barchar: i can't do that
Barchar: because best wouldn't start after it
Barchar: and my brain wouldn't like that
: (( Hey, what about Furries
CryingEevee OOC: ((my dog is giving me looks from my bed. the kind of look that's like "please come back. i miss you"))
: (( that's the look I give you everyday :(
: (( i miss you <3
CryingEevee OOC: ((bloo. how far are you gonna go with this?))
: I need to listen to this whole album first
: (( as far....as...you know~ ))
Barchar: do that
CryingEevee OOC: ((if i start using tildes. please know that bloo has killed and replaced me.))
: (( as long as I can spend more time with you~ ))
: ...blankNation Arceus [] is now ...blankNation Giratina [].
Barchar: (CE is AD and bloo)
Barchar: (CE is everyone)
Barchar: (CE is love)
Barchar: (CE is life)
: (( what
: ((Ad))
: ((Isn't blue))
: ((He's white))
: (( CE is not my child
: ((Eevee is a Pokemon))
Lua: (( racist not AD )))
: (( ~
: THE KID IS NOT MY SOOOOOOOOON
: Lua [Lua] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].
: ((LAHARL YOU STOLE IT))
: ((MY JOKE?)
: ((FUCK YOU))
: ((GET GAMED
: (( Fuck I spilled salt water on my laptop
CryingEevee OOC: ((i leave to pet my dog and i come back to this))
: (( [s]can you pet me too~?[/s]
: ((So))
: ((I'm doing an experiment))
: ((I just ragequit Jenkas Nightmare
: ((DOn't know what set me off, maybe it was the part whereI had to ride Monster X using invincibility frames to get to a life capsule
: ((I have a jail broken tablet and just downgraded and unsee iAPCrazy to get in game money))
: ((At least 10000 fake dollars were spent))
: ((Is this game Pay to win? Let's find out))
: (( This fucker
: (( Staged a whole wedding
: (( With one of his own characters marrying one of his own characters
: (( http://i.imgur.com/PYbyPoo.png
Barchar: (okay, the mind is willing but the spirit is weak i'm stpping at 25 repeats)
Barchar: (15*)
: ((Kek))
: ((That was fast))
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: http://prntscr.com/c871br The midn is willing and the spirit is kickass
Elo: ((Today on bojack
Elo: ((Diane is a cunt
Elo: ((Fuck diane
: (( What
Elo: ((Fuck you diane you're a cunt
: (( What did she do
: ((wb))
: (( I thought Diane wasn't a cunt
Elo: ((Episode 4 of season 2
: (( What did she do
Elo: ((She's a massive cunt
: (( ohhhhhhhh
: (( yes she is a massive cunt
Elo: ((In that episode she is a massive cunt
Barchar: (I like the name Diane)
: I'm not getting out of this chair anytime soon
: I think my legs are locking up
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: [color=#fff][i][bgcolor=#00d5f2]Don't you unDERSTAND.....It's a[/bgcolor][bgcolor=#ff69b4]ll an illusion.[/bgcolor][bgcolor=green]exe?????[/bgcolor][/i][/color][bgcolor=green][i][color=brown] ? ? ??YTou have recieved a me[/color][color=pink]Are you ready?a?a?a?a?a?[/color][/i][/bgcolor]
: ((Hiss))
: ((But seriously flame
CryingEevee OOC: ((how dare you))
: I can edgy aesthetic meme more
: ((If I can have 80 repeats of It's A Hard Knock Life
: Let me randomly generate some squares
: ((You can last until 50 Wonderwalls
Barchar: (i'm a lightweight when it comes to listenonrepeat)
Barchar: (though i do have 97 jon maddens)
CryingEevee OOC: ((man. all i have is 50 titenics))
: 3333 Yuri Flowers
CryingEevee OOC: ((i should repeat jontron's cover of firework))
: I've got the market cornered
Barchar: you need to double that number laharl
: what is so special about repeating to such a high extent
: I'm on it
Barchar: 100 jon maddens
: http://prntscr.com/c80qbw me irl
CryingEevee OOC: ((i had 117 jon maddens))
Barchar: (well shit now i need to listen to it 20 more times)
: (( I'm going to make a self-portrait
Barchar: (i will allow myself to be outdone in many things)
Barchar: (jon madden is not one of them)
: (( I'm going to upload a 'succ' soundclip
: (( And you guys should repeat it
CryingEevee OOC: ((better start listening to jon madden so theres no possible way for flame to beat me in it))
Barchar: (ah but i have a secret weapon ce)
CryingEevee OOC: ((oh?))
Barchar: (i'm not gonna tell you)
Barchar: (the fuck do you think a secret is)
CryingEevee OOC: ((how dare you))
: (( shh, baby~ ))
CryingEevee OOC: ((and you shut up. you can't seduce me with tildes))
: (( or can I~? i think you're the cutest thing ever<3 ))
Barchar: (they can ce and they will)
CryingEevee OOC: http://imgur.com/a/rUiud
: Speaking of runners, theres a robo in the bar, simply sitting at a chair.
: His dog is with him too, as usual.
: High Priest Laharl [] is now Runner [Runner].
: Bloody Sunday is such a nice track
Barchar: is trying to ignore his existence. She's doing alright, what with being in an alternate dimension
: drakon is watching this fuck
: as per usual
Runner: "Man, I really forgot how...boring, this place was."
GLaDOS: isn't. "So. You're the one who made these little universe-destroying bombs, yes?"
Runner: "Yes ma'am!" He stands up straight, doing a mock-salute, and smirking.
CryingEevee OOC: ((is it cheating if i leave jon madden on while afk?))
Runner: His dog jsut lays down at his feet, yawning.
GLaDOS: "Cool.":
Barchar: (no)
CryingEevee OOC: ((ok good))
Runner: "What's it to ya?" He says, strolling over and just...
Runner: Shoving the bar TV into his bag.
Pleinair: "..."
GLaDOS: "Well, it's interesting technology."
GLaDOS: "Also, I believe that television is a portal to an alternate universe, and the person on the other side is not very kind at times."
Barchar: (I repeated Take Three a lot)
Barchar: (i mean 25 times but it's like a 5 minute video i think so that's a lot)
Runner: He just, reaches his hand through the screen.
Runner: "..."
Runner: And puts the TV back.
Runner: Alloy barks.
GLaDOS: "You're welcome."
Barchar: (almost at 150 maddens)
: 13 hour
: 13 shour
: 13 hours
: Until the madness
Runner: He settles for just stealing sveeral of the bar's chairs instead.
Barchar: 13 shour you say
: 13 hours until Blank Banshee 2
Barchar: but WHAT 13
Barchar: every 13?
: http://i.imgur.com/SOsMH8h.png
CryingEevee OOC: ((you know what? i'll just beat flame in jon madden later.))
: This needs to be a line of Darkrai's
CryingEevee OOC: ((i still want to fight the odd squad))
Barchar: (my jon madden is untouchable)
Barchar: (any attempt you make to surpass me will be countered)
CryingEevee OOC: ((WOAH-OH-OH-AH-AH-AH-AAAA-HA-AH-AH-AH))
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: (( I need to build a 3d world
: (( What do
CryingEevee OOC: ((first, you say no))
Runner: "You think I could steal the entire couch before ol' BC pops in to rainbow laser me?"
CryingEevee OOC: ((then you get outta there!))
: "yes"
: "but at the same time no"
GLaDOS: "Likely not."
Elo: is still cuddling, feeling better
GLaDOS: "I don't even know if stealing the entire couch is possible. I've attempted to walk from one end of the couch to another, and found it impossible unless I stepped away from it."
Elo: ((When I get home I'll see how many chocolate pudding canyons i can do
Elo: ((I have 101 yuri flowers
Runner: "I'll just settle for exploding it."
Runner: He rifles around in his bag for a bit, before pulling out some kind of glowing, electricity-coated grenade.
GLaDOS: "I suggest you don't do that.'
GLaDOS: "It would make it terribly difficult for all of us to find somewhere to sit."
CryingEevee OOC: ((6))
CryingEevee OOC: ((WOAH-OH-OH-AH-AH-AH-AAAA-HA-AH-AH-AH))
Runner: He shoves the grenade right under the second couch cushion. "That's the point."
GLaDOS: "I'd say this all seems awfully cruel, but I'm not one to talk."
Runner: "Well, I'll be going now before ol' BC pops in."
Runner: He stands up, tapping his feet against the floor several times. A shave and a haircut.
Runner: "I suggest you find cover, 'neurotoxin-lady'
Runner: He strolls out of the bar, giving a salute.
GLaDOS: "Woman. Don't patronize me."
CryingEevee OOC: ((oshit shadow is probably sleep on couch))
Barchar: kicks the door open, trying to toss the grenade out. "fucking...asshole...douche..."
Runner: THe grenade explodes the moment Barchar grabs it.
Runner: One amplified grenade, on the rocks.
: Elo [Elo] is now The Voice [The Voice].
Barchar: (203 jon maddens)
: http://i.imgur.com/YsF1sCr.png
The Voice: plays born to run
Barchar: well fucking thanks Laharl. Now I have to choose between letting him blow up basically the one important setpiece of the bar or somehow bullshitting a way for Barchar to not get disentegrated
Runner: Welcome to Runner's-A-Fucking-Douche
Runner: I'll be your guide.
Shadow: *shadow is there, if that helps. which it doesn't*
Barchar: I don't know how to voice just how much of a fucking dick move this is on your part
The Voice: The power of michael jackson can save the day
Barchar: okay that's mildly amusing but doesn't change the fact i am very salty at you for this laharl
Runner: Order a new couch
Runner: Or order a new Barchar
The Voice: The hologram dances over
CryingEevee OOC: ((there's always the power of maxwell's notebook))
The Voice: And becomes a shrek hologram
The Voice: Since billie jean has passed on
Runner: Barchar, right as the grenade goes boom:
Runner: 'Yeah, thats me'
Barchar: alright, fuck it. It manages to leave her head mostly intact
Runner: 'I bet you're wondering how I got into this situation'
Barchar: which means that she's at least not totally fucked
Barchar: ghost barchar is trying very hard to punch the shit out of the wall though
The Voice: plays ring of fire
Runner: You saved the couch
Runner: And now I know Barchar apparently isn't immortal
Barchar: I FELL INTO A BURNING RING OF FIRE
Barchar: well, her body, no
Barchar: i think I did kinda give away the whole thing though with it
Runner: Musta missed it or something, sorry.
Barchar: well i'm sure as hell not gonna explain it
Barchar: there is a lifeless Barchar head on the ground now.
: Runner [Runner] is now High Feast Laharl [].
GLaDOS: "...hm. Drama Queen."
Barchar: "FUCK YOU GLaDOS!"
GLaDOS: "I have no idea what you just did or did not yell at me, but I'm sure it was very vulgar if you did say something.
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Barchar: "...You know, you should see Chell. She kept you mellow."
GLaDOS: "I do [i]not[/i] need h-"
Barchar: "Okay you're bullshitting. I figured."
: High Feast Laharl [] is now High Feast Laharl [Curly].
Barchar: "So, what, you make some technobabble bullshit to see me?"
Curly: is literally at the anydoor, staring at this insanity.
GLaDOS: "You wouldn't understand."
Curly: "..."
GLaDOS: is talking to herself
Barchar: "Right..."
Curly: "I...uhh."
Curly: "I'm gonna go...level up the machine gun or something."
Curly: "Since you're clearly doing this."
Curly: That was a bullshit excuse
Curly: She didn't even have a machine gun
Curly: Quote has that thing.
Curly: SHe's gone.
GLaDOS: "..."
GLaDOS: she sighed. "Well. Do you want me to m-"
Barchar: "Hell no. I'll just try to make a new body with what I've got."
GLaDOS: "Hm. Fine. Sorry I tried to help."
Barchar: 'lays down' on the floor next to the head, sticking her arm in it.
Curly: A box flies into the bar.
: High Feast Laharl [Curly] is now High Feast Laharl [].
: To, BC
: From, The Master of Romance
Barchar: can't exactly open it
Barchar: but she's groaning to herself anyway
: Well, it's got a box of bandaids in it.
Barchar: "He has to do this intentionally..." she muttered
Barchar: plot twist: the master of romance has been runner this whole time
Barchar: the things are so perfectly tailor made to be awful because it's intentional
: I have half a mind to make that canon now.
: Buuut its not
: Because Runner hasn't existed until recently
Barchar: who else do you have that's enough of a petty asshole to do that
: Kenji
Barchar: nah
Barchar: not unless he thought we were all feminists
: Kek
CryingEevee OOC: ((brb))
Cowboy Kid: ((ebrbrbrbrbrbrbbrb
: In other news
: Jenka's Nightmare is ell
: 'Lets make a boss that can only be hit from beind or by missiles'
: 'Now lets put it in the air and give you tons of small 1 block platforms to jump from and to'
: 'And then lets make the floor deadly red spike traps'
: 'Lets hope you got the fucking blade'
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: I killed chat
Barchar: well, the two of us were really the only ones rping
Cowboy Kid: ((high quality r.i.p
Barchar: you kinda fucked barchar, and none of your other characters are gonna come back
: Again, sorry, thought barchar was immortal causeI don't know shit
Barchar: well, she kind of is
Barchar: she'll have the body back eventually but not quickly
Barchar: basically she has to shapeshift a whole new one from the head, piece by piece
: rip
Cowboy Kid: ((F
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: ((Someone is RPing a minecraft OC
: ((On /r/Undertale
Barchar: (huh)
: (( What
: ((Pixelcraftian
: ((Thats his fucking name
: (( i gotTA SEE THIS
: ((What))
: ((The fuck))
: (( http://i.imgur.com/oJG4xpY.png
: (( http://i.imgur.com/dKUlgdZ.png
: ((Spot the Miyu
Barchar: (i don't know why you would type that bloo)
Barchar: (really seems pretty fine for the most part so far)
Barchar: (a minecraft character is an...odd choice, but you know, it's not like this)
Quote: (entire)
: ((Pixelcraftian SOmehow Finds SOmeone In The Main Room
GLaDOS: (fucking)
: ((Thats what he just typed
: ((Captain capitals and everything
Frism: (chat)
Barchar: (isn't fiklled with odd choices)
Runner: I/
: [url=http://i.imgur.com/mYFyM.jpg]Adaline[/url]: Know
Chalor: Right
Aluminum: It's wierd
Heather: as
Hessyst: fuck
Barchar: (okay the weird case there is strange but I make that typo all the time)
Barchar: (Not often in the same sentence but still)
: ((They are saying 'lol' IC
Cowboy Kid: ((So0o0o0oo0o R4nd0m!!1!!1!
: ((its not THAT bad
: (( Im So RaNdOm!
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: ((But Pixelcraftian is pressing all of my fucking buttons
The Voice: ((So
: ((Captain capital, saying lol IC
The Voice: ((A minecraft oc..
The Voice: ((I need. To fucking get back to see this
: (( i CAN GIVE you screenshots
The Voice: ((Ty
: (( Okay that was an actual caps lock error ther
Barchar: (arguably it makes sense for a minecraft character to be talking like they're chatting, but yeha that is a bit suspicious as for shittiness)
The Voice: ((I just popped in to say
: (( http://i.imgur.com/o24cG4n.png
: ((I'm gonna make a Terraria character and put it in here
The Voice: ((I was playin zero escape 2
The Voice: ((And there's a character called dio
: (( http://i.imgur.com/hWeX6DF.png
: ((But was it him, Dio?
The Voice: ((AND GUESS WHAT
: (( http://i.imgur.com/o713DmR.png
The Voice: ((DIO DID IT
: (( http://i.imgur.com/d2g8YMD.png
The Voice: ((DIOS THE FUCKIN TRAITOR
: (( http://i.imgur.com/V0VXYSf.png
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Barchar: (oh)
Barchar: ([i]oh i thought lagharl meant the MUltiple CAps[/i])
Barchar: (OH GOD HE TYPES LIKE JAYDEN SMITH)
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: ((Someone give me a Terraria name
: ((That a terraria player gives their characters
Barchar: (uhhh)
The Voice: ((How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
: ((Kek
Cowboy Kid: ((uhhhh is not a good name
Barchar: (I mean, terraria characters can be named just about anything)
Barchar: (You could go for the player being really utilitarian so it's like)
: ((I'll just use my terraria naming theme
Barchar: ('Player_4')
The Voice: ((Laharldoesterrariacraft
The Voice: ((Call it that
: ((And throw together the names of thingsi've used
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: ((Actually
: High Feast Laharl [] is now High Feast Laharl [Player.dat].
: The Voice [The Voice] is now Elo [Elo].
: Elo [Elo] disconnected.
Player.dat: You know how you enter a Terraria World
Player.dat: And the spawn is broken apart so it doesn't block you.
Player.dat: Well the wooden floor of the bar just got broken up into a perfect 2 by 2 square.
Player.dat: And some blinking guy is staring there, it's just the default terraria character.
Player.dat: He quickly runs outside and starts chopping down your trees.
: High Feast Laharl [Player.dat] is now High Feast Laharl [].
GLaDOS: "..."
Barchar: "UUUGGGGHHHH WHEN I GET MY BODY BACK..."
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: ((We should all got on HarryPotterOnoline
: ((And become a roving gang of first years
: ((And all attack people years above us until we get all their shit
Barchar: (i haven't read harry potter in years)
: A horse walks into the bar.
Cowboy Kid: ((HarryPotterOnoline?
GLaDOS: "Hello."
Jason Scott: "It's a horse."
: "Goa head."
: "Make the joke."
Jason Scott: "...Why the long face?"
: "Yep, there it is."
Jason Scott: "Eyyy."
: "You have a wonderful sense of humor." He leaves.
Jason Scott: "So a horse walks into a bar."
GLaDOS: "I can shoot him if you wish."
GLaDOS: "...Or you can leave."
Jason Scott: "...Promotly leaves apparent- hey no don't shoot me."
Jason Scott: "I thought that since we did our fair trade yiu'd avoid killing me."
GLaDOS: "I wasn't going to kill you."
Jason Scott: "Who were you shooting?"
GLaDOS: "Turret fire can't kill without prolonged exposure."
Jason Scott: "How about."
GLaDOS: "And besides, what with the aperture science-brand nanobots I had put in that medicine, you'd be repaired quickly."
Jason Scott: "You tell your turret things to not shoo-"
Jason Scott: "Fucking knew there was something in that."
Jason Scott: "Thanks."
GLaDOS: "I thought they'd be useful, since you were getting kiled by the cat."
: FILE's laptop is also still in the bar.
GLaDOS: "Trust me, unless something awful happens, they're totally safe."
Jason Scott: "...Cat?"
: High Feast Laharl [] is now High Feast Laharl [Nobody].
GLaDOS: wait
GLaDOS: fuck
Jason Scott: "Ehat cat?"
GLaDOS: i got syphon mixed with jason
Nobody: "Cats are generally hazardous to your health!"
GLaDOS: "...Wait..."
Jason Scott: "..."
GLaDOS: "No, no, that's the one with magic."
Jason Scott: "...Did the super computer."
Jason Scott: "Just confuse two people."
GLaDOS: "You're stuck in an entirely different loop about attempting to save your timeline."
Nobody: "No computer is ever perfect! I know that!"
Nobody: "Lots of them still miss with the guns when they shoot me!"
GLaDOS: "Well. Point is, you have nanobots in your bloodstream that repair damge. Ideally."
Jason Scott: "Okay."
Nobody: "...I mean, they usually don't, and that's bad."
Nobody: "But they miss sometimes!"
Nobody: He claps his hands together.
GLaDOS: "I could help you learn how to dodge better."
Nobody: "With more dodging? No thank you Miss GLaDOS!"
Nobody: "Dodging is forbidden by President Gardner, under penalty of being shot."
Nobody: "Survivors will be shot again!"
Jason Scott: "I can dodge just fine."
Jason Scott: "Oh wait."
GLaDOS: "Then you dodge again."
GLaDOS: "You see, when you dodge, the pointis to conitnue dodging until dodging is no longer necessary."
Nobody: But then they keep shooting!"
Nobody: "And then, when you get hit, they'll hold you down and shoot you again!"
Nobody: "And again"
Nobody: "And Again"
Nobody: "And again"
Nobody: "And again"
GLaDOS: "Then you didn't dodge well enough, and that's your fault."
Nobody: "Yes, it is my fault, i'm a terrible person like that." He adjusts his mask, bobbing his head.
GLaDOS: "Yes, indeed."
Jason Scott: "Hey glados?"
GLaDOS: "Yes?"
Jason Scott: "Ehat are you gonna use that for?"
GLaDOS: "What?"
Jason Scott: "The schematics and stuff."
GLaDOS: "Science, Jason."
Jason Scott: "Yeah, but what kind of science."
GLaDOS: "The kind of science one does with a time machine. Come now, you're a smart cookie. I know you don't really need me to say this."
Barchar: (http://scotchtapeofficial.tumblr.com/post/149232917667/nightcores-pokemon-first-a-sandcastle-pok%C3%A9mon)
Jason Scott: "Okay, well, what is the science meant to achieve."
GLaDOS: "...Come again?"
Nobody: He whistles the tune to Healthy Dystopia.
Nobody: "Science is done because science can be done!"
Jason Scott: "Why are you doing the science?"
Jason Scott: "What is your end goal in doing anything with it?"
Nobody: "And if you aren't doing science you're doing something useless and wqill be executed by Professor Gardner!"
GLaDOS: "...Why would I have an end goal...?"
GLaDOS: "It's Science, Jason."
GLaDOS: "We do what we must because we can."
GLaDOS: "Science isn't about why, it's about why not."
Jason Scott: "I'd have to disagree."
Jason Scott: "There are a lot of reasons why not.0
Jason Scott: "I.E. Destroying time."
GLaDOS: "I'm not going to [i]destroy time[/i]. What, doy ou think I'm some sort of amatuer?"
Jason Scott: "And fucking your entire life over to the po My where most of what you breath everyday is a medicine that also apparently has nanobots."
: Point*
Jason Scott: "No but.@
Jason Scott: "I feel like you'd destroy time to see what would happen."
: succ?
: succ.
: succ is succ
GLaDOS: "Of course not." She said, actually genuinely sounding offended. "A minor paradox, perhaps, but I've done my homework on time travel. Nothing more dangerous than a stable time loop."
GLaDOS: "Jason, this may surprise you, but I do have a self-preservation subroutine. And I don't want my dimension to die any more than you do."
Jason Scott: "Alright. Sorry, I honestly didn't know you had feeing I was able to hurt."
Jason Scott: "If I did."
GLaDOS: "Hmph. Just goes to show that you're a close-minded fool."
GLaDOS: "That squared away, when are you going to need your next dose?"
Jason Scott: "That's a insult."
Jason Scott: "Whenever. It's take as needed."
Jason Scott: "Don't poison me."
Nobody: "...I miss Poppy." He remarks to himself, going back to his usual routine of staying quiet in the corner
GLaDOS: "Oh, don't worry. I wouldn't poison you. As far as the patrons around here are concerned, I find you quite possibly one of the least poisonable."
Jason Scott: "I will take that as a compliment."
Jason Scott: "Thank you."
GLaDOS: "It was intended as one."
Jason Scott: "Wait so."
Jason Scott: "Where am I on the 'Would take as test subject' list."
Nobody: ((QUik, lets see the entirety of the GlaDOS lists
GLaDOS: "Depends. Would you do so willingly or unwillingly?"
Jason Scott: "Depends. Do I have a say on when the tests stop?"
Nobody: ((Someone needs to mod Portal 2 to have Hl2 zombies in it
Nobody: ((That you have to kill with fall damage or placement of portals to shoot lasers
Nobody: ((Or throwing cubes
: ((Note to self))
: ((iPad 3s cannot handle majora's mask))
: ((Wait))
GLaDOS: "Hm. Sure. Well, my list is ranked in three categories. Interest, possibility, and a third term I haven't thought of a good name so far I've simply referred to as 'x'. That is essentially how reluctant I would be to do so. The lower the number, the better for all. Assuming, of course, the person does not wish to be a test subject."
: ((Scratch that i think the intro sequence was just fucking everything up))
Jason Scott: "Okay."
GLaDOS: "You rate incredibly high on the interest, at a 95. As for Possibility, after that chat, I would go with a solid 50. As for x...I'd say likely a 25. Somewhat unfortunately, that still leaves you at rank number 4 overall."
Nobody: ((What character would you use to cheat at portal 2/.
Barchar: (hmmm)
Barchar: (any telekinetic person)
Nobody: ((I'm thinking Runner, but his maind raw is parkour
Nobody: ((And parkour can be stopped by Glados just, adjusting the tests a bit
Barchar: (yeah)
Jason Scott: "Okay, I'd be one hundred percent fine with doing tests, as long as it doesn't put me in too much danger."
Nobody: ((I guess he'd find a way to get things through the containment fields, but thats it
Barchar: (it means that tests where the door is already open he'd be ace at)
Barchar: (but actual puzzles not so much)
: ((Okay. iPad 3s can run the cinematic at the beginning with no stuttering or sound lag))
Barchar: (and there's the danger, being inorganic and not made by aperture, of being fucked by the emancipation grills)
GLaDOS: "How much is too much?"
Nobody: ((Yeah
Jason Scott: "Bullets are okay."
GLaDOS: "Stance on lasers?"
Nobody: ((Runner's only 'advantage' would be just being really fucking hard to kill, and being able to poossible break some aperture shit like the emancipation grills
Nobody: ((I would say FFrisk, but she is only powerful if she has the Forest
Nobody: ((And I doubt Glados would elt her use the FOrest
GLaDOS: and he also runs the risk of pissing GLaDOS off enough she just traps him and curshes him with a spike plate)
Jason Scott: "Well... Being fired at me?"
Barchar: (and only sometimes)
Jason Scott: "Or just there?"
GLaDOS: "Depends on the test, but mostly just there."
Jason Scott: "That's fine."
Nobody: ((Lets see
Nobody: ((Nobody would be a good option, jsut because he's paranoid enough that none of glados' traps or shit would work
Nobody: ((Because if Glaod is saying he can go outside he's going in the other direwction
: ((Ohhh this doesn't like the motion blur effect))
: ((And like))
: ((This entire cutscene is motion blur))
: ((Fuck))
Jason Scott: "I'm kinda just bored and want something to do."
GLaDOS: "Well, then. Tell you what, i'll have you run through a few chambers, I make you a dose, we call it a fair deal?"
Jason Scott: "Sure."
GLaDOS: "Excellent." she opened the anydoor, motioning for Jason to follow
Jason Scott: -He follows.-
GLaDOS: "Now, before I set up these chambers, do give me a quick explanation of your abilities?"
Nobody: ((Nobody would be the msot LIKELY to survive the game
Nobody: ((Runner would eb the most likely to die, but also the msot likely to speedrun
Jason Scott: "Slowing down time, creating a small bubble where time is stopped completely within it. And guns. I use guns."
Barchar: (Yeah, GLaDOS would probably get sick of his shit and just put him in a room filled with mashy spike plates)
GLaDOS: "No guns in the facility that aren't built-in to turrets."
GLaDOS: "Portal guns do not count."
Nobody: ((Lets see
Nobody: ((Chalor wouldn't survive a fucking minute
Nobody: ((She'd get crush plated within milseconds
Barchar: (GLaDOS might acutally find Chalor funny)
Jason Scott: "Okay."
Barchar: (But also, I don't imagine she'd bother with the puzzles)
Nobody: ((Chalor would totally keep trying to rock climb
Nobody: ((Using her crystals
Barchar: (Barchar would probably get through the puzzles really quickly, but who knows how GLaDOS would really lik having a nigh-immortal testing for her)
Nobody: ((Lets see
Barchar: (After all, she didn't much like it when it was ATLAS and P-Body)
Nobody: ((Steel and Aluminum, I count them both as one character
Nobody: ((Steel would probably go along with the tests if Glados lied to his face and said it was for a good purpose
Nobody: ((Aluminum would do it as long as Steel would do it
Jason Scott: "When do I start?"
Nobody: ((Only advantage they'd really have is strength, and the fact that you can't exactly spike or crush palte Steel
Nobody: ((But they also weigh tons, so half of the airborne puzzles would be fucking insane
GLaDOS: GLaDOs claps, as an elevator appears from a shaft next to her. "Whenever you feel like stepping in that elevator."
GLaDOS: "Ah. One second, though."
Nobody: ((Also, really
GLaDOS: "Are you currently carrying any inorganic materials you don't wish to lose?"
Nobody: ((Nobody would probably just get killed by Glados once he confused her enough
Nobody: ((Never put Nobody in a good conversation with someone that doesn't like being confused
Barchar: (See, I think GLaDOS would find being confused as a challenge almost)
Jason Scott: "I, uh..."
Barchar: (Like, it then becomes her job to figure out what's going on)
Jason Scott: -He checks his pockets.-
Jason Scott: "My wallet.@
Jason Scott: "And clothing?"
Nobody: (("What the hell is a gardner"
GLaDOS: "Clothing should be safe. Wallets..."
Nobody: ((Then again, she might have fun thinking up tests using Nobody's iEyes
Nobody: ((Since he sees through them and not his actual eyes
GLaDOS: "Will be tested later. But not now." she said. It sounded as if she was straining slightly to do se
Jason Scott: -He tosses his wallet into Emancipation grid.-
Jason Scott: -Does it do the fizzle.-
GLaDOS: fraid so
: ...blankNation Giratina [] disconnected.
GLaDOS: "Or we do it now."
Jason Scott: "Hey look at that."
Jason Scott: "I can just steal another wallet. Wasn't even mine."
GLaDOS: "Oh, nevermind then."
GLaDOS: She beckons to the elevator, walking backwards. "I'll see you there." she said, as a few panels opened up behind her, closing after she walked through them
Jason Scott: -He gets into the elevator.-
Nobody: ((Miyu wouldn't fucking last a day
Barchar: (Miyu would have a snowball's chance in hell of making it past the first few chambers)
Nobody: ((She's actually pretty good at puzzles
Nobody: ((The problem is
Nobody: ((She'd fucking piss off glados
GLaDOS: it brings him down. He can hear her voice from a PA. "Now, I'm making these tests as we go, so apologies if they're not ENTIRELY finished when you get there. This one should be fine, though."
Jason Scott: "Alright."
Jason Scott: -He checks his surroundings.-
GLaDOS: ("This test is to see how many bullets it takes to turn an putulent, moronic, fat, useless child into enough glass to make a window. Go.")
: ((Kek))
GLaDOS: the elevator opens, as he's left in one of the generic old elevator docks. The screens next to him show a lineup of turret models.
Jason Scott: "...Turrets?"
Jason Scott: "...Shouldn't be hard."
Nobody: ((Hmmm
Jason Scott: -He walks through. I mean, he wants to know where the turrets are first.-
Nobody: ((HEather wouldn't make it past the first test, she'd just sit there petrified and worried she'd hurt the cube or some shit
GLaDOS: "The screens are generally not indicative of the test's content."
GLaDOS: "In this caese, however..."
Jason Scott: "...I was Rigt?"
: Right*
Nobody: ((Glados would actually have a tiny bit of trouble with the PC
Nobody: ((MAinly because if he finds any organic amtter he manages to turn it into a weapon to kill zombies
Nobody: (("WHERE DID YOU EGT THAT"
Nobody: (("It's a peashooter!"
GLaDOS: Jason finds himself in a small hallway. After a half-second, about 10 little lasers shoot out across the room, 5 from each side, with a small cacophany of adorable little murder machine voices
Jason Scott: -He steps back.-
GLaDOS: he's safe where he is
GLaDOS: but to get forward, he's gonna have to get through those
Jason Scott: "...Okay, dirty move."
GLaDOS: the door is wide open
Nobody: ((Actually
Nobody: ((Chalor would fucking cheat
GLaDOS: "What? I thought this would be easy for you."
Nobody: ((And use her crystals to fuck around with the lasers
Barchar: (then she can't go through the door)
Jason Scott: -He takes a few seconds, but after, he's kicked all the turrets over, and walked through the door.-
: ((What if Chalor accidentally gets a laser in her eyes.))
Nobody: ((She learns how to shoot eyelasers using sunlight
GLaDOS: "Congratulations. I knew you could do it." "[INSINCERE_PRAISE.EXE COMPLETED]" "Ignore him. He's outdated."
Jason Scott: "Hey, now."
Nobody: ((IN the wierd fucking case Blaxith gives L complete contorl
Nobody: ((She just keeps fucking teleporting to the door
Barchar: (GLaDOS would not put up with that shit)
Barchar: (No teleporting without a neat gun)
Nobody: ((L eventually just starts making sure she takes down any cameras
Nobody: ((Before she blatantly cheats
Jason Scott: "Okay, next?"
Jason Scott: -I assume he goes into an elevator after an emancipation grid.-
Nobody: ((If we're just breaking the rules and using dead characters
GLaDOS: the exit dock's screens have some sort of file window, with a black stick figure looking excited next to an image of a fail entitled 'Insincere_Praise.EXE'
Nobody: ((Editor keeps TRYING to play along
GLaDOS: the elevator rises up from the ground
Nobody: ((BUt always ends up summoning an extra portal gun
Nobody: ((Or teleporting around
Nobody: ((Or replacing companion cubes with giant rubber ducks
Barchar: (GLaDOs sticks editor in co-op tests)
Jason Scott: -He whistles.-
Jason Scott: -He's shit at whistling.-
Nobody: (("If you aren't going to be doing this right on your own"
Nobody: (("You get to help worthless idiots instead"
Nobody: ((Plot twist
Nobody: ((Curly Brace gets put in the test with Quote, it's revealed Glados can't see through the mimiga mask either
Nobody: ((And that they both have the same facial recognition software
Barchar: (the only reason she could tell chell and wheatley apart was because one was a human and the other was a robot)
Barchar: (occasionally she istakes ATLAS for wheatly)
Nobody: ((Quote keeps cheating at the tests by using a level 3 machine gun
GLaDOS: "Now. This is important to know while I create this next test. How big exactly is your 'small bubble'?"
Barchar: (Nah, the cave story guns would get fizzled)
Nobody: ((King's Jester keeps killing small animals and eating birds
Barchar: (not the mask, but the guns)
Jason Scott: "Like, 3x3x9 feet. In a oval though."
GLaDOS: "Good to know." The elevator reached it's destination. The screens showed the schematics of a switch.
Nobody: ((Glados eventually puts Chalor in co-op
Nobody: ((Chalor is the one that keeps shoving Frism off the egde until she respawn
Barchar: (Somehow she splits them jst for the science)
Jason Scott: -He walks to the test.
Nobody: ((Chalor randomly changes her portals so Frism stops moving and shit
Nobody: ((Or redirects lasers at Frism
Nobody: ((Basically, CHalor is that friend you never play portal with
Nobody: ((Because they like to joke around and ruin an entire test at the very end
GLaDOS: fairly simple. Big room. Switch. Door. Line to the door.
Barchar: (Chalor would CONSTANTLY use the core stealing emote)
Barchar: (whatever that translates to with the primstales)
Nobody: ((Kek
Jason Scott: -He walks over to the switch. And presses it.-
GLaDOS: the door opens. For about two seconds.
Nobody: ((Curly and Quote test and Balrog randomly busts in through the waLLS EVERY FEW TESTS
Nobody: ((cAPS RANDOMLY ENABLED
Nobody: ((BAlrog just randomly barges into tests
Nobody: (("HUZZAH!"
Jason Scott: -He nods, pressing the switch, and then being past the door.-
GLaDOS: "Well. That wasn't quite what I was looking for. But that's fine, as long as you complete it."
Balrog: ("These shooty things aren't very good at it.")
Jason Scott: "What, did I have to do?"
Nobody: ((Quote and Curly just
Nobody: ((USe Balrog as a meatshield while they plan shit right infront of turrets
Nobody: (("You stand there so we can get a good view of that other wall without getting shot"
GLaDOS: "Well, you see, the wires don't transfer energy instantly."
GLaDOS: "So if you had frozen it in the right spot, the door would stay open longer."
Jason Scott: "...Well that's inefficient."
GLaDOS: "PErhaps I should have put a lift up to the door instead, so you couldn't have done that. Oh well."
GLaDOS: "When I say 'not instant', I mean within milliseconds."
GLaDOS: "And not amny people we test can stop time."
GLaDOS: the elevator comes up. Nothing special on the screens, these ones are just deactivated.
Jason Scott: -He walks forward.-
Nobody: ((FFrisk keeps fucking offering Glados Tea
Nobody: (("WHere are you even getting thatt tea"
GLaDOS: ("I CANNOT DRINK TEA YOU TINY DOLT")
Nobody: ((HEssysts busts in the moment FFrisk actually gets hurt
Nobody: ((Chaos ensues
Nobody: ((Scillia has trouble with every test
Nobody: ((Because if she sees herself in a portal she turns to stone
GLaDOS: "It appears I should have thought these tests through more before we started. My fault, I will admit. As such, I believe this next one is going to be your last, for today."
Barchar: (then she needs to make sure not to do that)
Barchar: (and if she does an infinite loop, for the love of god don't look down))
Nobody: ((Glados tried coop with here
Jason Scott: "It's fine."
Nobody: ((Her*
Nobody: ((Scillia kept getting extra objects to use to hold down buttons
Nobody: ((Extra statues
GLaDOS: "Let's see...well, why waste good puzzles." As Jason nears the top, he hears some clanking, followed by the sound of metal siezing. "...Hm."
Jason Scott: "..."
GLaDOS: "No, no, this is fine. I'll just...yes. There we go."
GLaDOS: "Carry on, Jason."
Jason Scott: -He does.-
GLaDOS: as he enters, he sees what looks like two chambers, half-connected. "This is absolutely intentional, I assure you."
Jason Scott: "...Okay then."
Jason Scott: -He continues.-
GLaDOS: the only way to get to the other side is that every few seconds, a platform whizzes by in between them, too fast for anyone not named Jason Scott to be able to get on. Otherwise, it is a fairly normal, solavble portal puzzle. With the door/lift combo described earlier
Jason Scott: -How big is the gap.-
GLaDOS: too big to jump
Jason Scott: -He puts a time bubble in the way of the platforms path.-
GLaDOS: there ya go
Jason Scott: -And then darts jumping onto, and off of it.-
Jason Scott: -He isn't affected by the time bubbles, by the way.-
Nobody: ((Laharl gets put in testing
GLaDOS: i figured
Jason Scott: -I can't give an explanation for this-
Jason Scott: -But it's in the game.-
GLaDOS: (Plenair would do well)
Nobody: ((Laharl is a dumbass, so most of his tests are solved by him just nuking everything that he needs to nuke until the door opens
GLaDOS: eh, don't worry about it
Jason Scott: "Alrighty."
Nobody: ((Pleinair just, stares at the camera until Glados opens the door
GLaDOS: ("........")
GLaDOS: ("At least the other mute solved the tests.")
GLaDOS: aaand up comes the elevator. "Just come up, and I'll give you your medicine."
Jason Scott: -He walks through the elevator.-
Runner: Life was probably a lot easier when he was on your side
GLaDOS: he comes up into GLaDOS' chamber. Both of her bodies are there, with ATLAS and P-body standing expectantly at a chute
Jason Scott: "Hello again."
Barchar: "Greetings."
GLaDOS: oops
Nobody: ((Reo gets tested
Nobody: ((Breaks the tests with her yuri dubstep powers
Jason Scott: -He walks out the elevator.-
GLaDOS: A tank of the medicine shoots out, as ATLAS and P-body do their best to catch it. "In hindsight, perhaps I should have put less force into that. Oh well."
Nobody: ((Curly: Oh by the way how is Booster?
Jason Scott: -He shrugs.-
Nobody: ((Quoe: UHHHHHH
Nobody: (("WELLLLLL"
Jason Scott: -He takes the medicine. Takes a bit, but he does.-
Barchar: (Well, Booster lived!)
GLaDOS: nothing any goofier in it
Barchar: ()At least i think he does if you get the booster 2.0, i don't remeber a second booster-killing moment
Jason Scott: "Alright. Thanks, GLaDOS."
: Elo [Elo] joined chat.
GLaDOS: "Not a problem."
Jason Scott: "Have I said your human body is cute? Cause it is."
Jason Scott: -I mean, he just took happy medicine. Drugs. He's essentially taking drugs.-
GLaDOS: "You were better served keeping it to yourself." she walked to the anydoor she had installed in her chamber, walking back into the bar.
Barchar: (Jason: "I wouldn't fuck a robot, but if I was gonna fuck a robot, I'd fuck you. I'd f-fuck that robot.")
Jason Scott: -He follows, into the bar.-
Jason Scott: "Hey, there has to be SOME sort of compassion in you."
GLaDOS: sits down, looking at Barchar
Barchar: she's got the top half of the torso and her arms.
Elo: the voice is now simply playing appropraite music whenever things happen
Jason Scott: "...No? Okay."
: ((The voice then plays the price is right fail sound))
Barchar: she's also, like, doubling the size of her boobs. No time like the present.
GLaDOS: "Look."
GLaDOS: "There are certain topics which I do not wish to discuss. Congratulations. You found one."
Jason Scott: "I can taste the sarcasm in that congratulation."
Elo: ((It's finally done with the request
Elo: ((The invisible person, who is just a voice
GLaDOS: "Can you smell colors too?"
Elo: ((Has finished playing billie jean for 5 weeks and 5 days
Elo: ((Day and night
Barchar: (Barchar would be relieced if she wasn't still tuning it out)
Jason Scott: "Bo."
: No*
GLaDOS: "Mmn."
Elo: ((FOR FOURTY DAYS AND FOR FOURTY NIGHT, HE WAS OUTTA SIGHT
Jason Scott: "Why don't you like to talk about it?"
GLaDOS: "That was supposed to be a jab. About the drugs."
Elo: ((SHAKE MY HEAD NOW WHAT DO YA MEEEAN I AM THE ONE
Barchar: ([i]slarvath you motherfuc-[/i] wait no 5 weeks and 5 days has to be longer than that)
Jason Scott: "Oh I get it."
Elo: ((7 days in a week
Elo: ((7 times 5
Jason Scott: "Anyways, avoiding the question."
Barchar: (35-god fucking dammit slarv)
Elo: ((Kekekekeke
Barchar: (you mad genius)
Elo: is he still snugged?
Elo: ((I'm proud
Azalea: -Ye. By sleep gote.-
GLaDOS: "My, I only said that I didn't want to talk about it. Why might I be avoiding the question?"
Elo: where is she snugged too
Elo: *to
Azalea: -Prolly to his chest or something.-
Elo: rip squeak
Barchar: who dat
Jason Scott: "But still."
Elo: makes a cute noise when hugged in his mid section
Azalea: -She does a wake.-
Elo: "H-hi"
Azalea: "Mmm. Hey."
Elo: "Sleepy?"
Azalea: "A little."
GLaDOS: "Still indeed."
Elo: gives pets
Jason Scott: "Ite better to talk about it."
Azalea: -She snuggles into him.-
GLaDOS: "I've never been one for talking about my problems."
Jason Scott: "Let's change that."
Elo: puts an arm around her, snuggling as well
Azalea: "So..."
Elo: "Huh?"
GLaDOS: she makes a superfluous breath for show. The purple core at the top of her head's eye flares. "[i]Fine[/i]." she said, slightly bitterly
Azalea: "Hiw are you?"
GLaDOS: a reminder that the little core decorations are entirely functional AIs in there
Jason Scott: -He smiles./
Elo: "G-good, I'm feeling better than last night.."
Elo: ((Is this...
GLaDOS: only in Aperture
Elo: ((I'll wait and make sure
Barchar: (what are you talking about)
Elo: ((Nothing yet
Elo: ((Gtg
: Elo [Elo] disconnected.
GLaDOS: "Go ahead. Ask away, if you're going to be so obnoxious."
Jason Scott: "Why don't you feel compassion?"
GLaDOS: "I don't need it."
Jason Scott: "Why not?"
GLaDOS: "Compassion in Science is a roadblock at best."
Jason Scott: "And why is that?"
GLaDOS: "It limits you. Keeps you from doing what can, [i]should[/i] be done. And for what, just so that some people manage to avoid dying? without danger, is it even science?"
Jason Scott: "Yeah, actually. Safety is a concern is a lot of science."
Jason Scott: "But nothing in the world isn't dangerous."
GLaDOS: "What point are you attempting to make to me, Scott?"
Jason Scott: "Well, I did those tests. I don't understand what they did for you."
GLaDOS: "Well, they..." she paused. "They..."
GLaDOS: "Allowed me to observe your abilities?"
Jason Scott: "I could show you those here."
Jason Scott: "With a pen."
GLaDOS: "Yes, but then they wouldn't be tests."
Jason Scott: -He tosses a pen. And then a time bubble stops it.-
Nobody: ((SO
Jason Scott: "What's the point of the tests then?"
Nobody: ((Jenkas Nightmare
GLaDOS: "Science."
Nobody: ((The creator of this game is a horrible man
Nobody: ((And I hope his kids never learn to read
Nobody: ((Because they just made me fight a boss where I had to use those goddamn bugs
Nobody: ((THe bugs from the egg zone, the ones that flew back and forth in straight lines
Jason Scott: "How do the tests do more than what I just did?"
Barchar: (that is a strange kind of thing to say to express distaste)
Nobody: ((I had to use them as platforms to hit the boss
GLaDOS: "I don't know, but they just...they [i]feel better[/i]."
Nobody: ((Had to uise
Nobody: ((Mobile fucking enemies
Nobody: ((That damage you on contact
Nobody: ((As fucking platformsa
Nobody: ((To hit a boss
Nobody: ((And if I missed the jumps
Nobody: ((The floor was spiek pits
Nobody: ((Spike*
Jason Scott: "So it's just something you like to do?"
Jason Scott: "You enjoy testing?"
Jason Scott: "Even if it serves little to no purpose?"
GLaDOS: "I just...I was made for testing. I can't just...not do it."
Jason Scott: "Did you used to have compassion?"
GLaDOS: "So I need to test. Or else I start [i]needing[/i] to test."
GLaDOS: "...[i]I[/i] never did." she said, looking away.
Jason Scott: "...Can't you learn compassion?"
Jason Scott: "You're a computer AI, that seems like a human. In sure you can learn a thing or two about compassion."
Jason Scott: "On the Internet, of course."
GLaDOS: she laughed. "You don't use the internet much, do you?"
Jason Scott: "No. I don't, actually."
Jason Scott: "Too busy getting shot at."
GLaDOS: "Attempting to learn compassion from the internet is like attempting to buy whiskey at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting."
Jason Scott: "You're smart. Figure it out."
GLaDOS: "Ah." she said, as the purple core's light dimmed. "Re-using my own line back at me in an attempt to give it further weight. Clever, clever."
Jason Scott: "..."
Jason Scott: -I mean. He didn't mean to do that. Fuck, it worked though, so.-
GLaDOS: her eye twitches slightly.
GLaDOS: of mild note, the red one is always at about half brightness. The purple one is often incredibly dim. The orange one has been really bright, but has dimmed since the testing with Jason.
GLaDOS: no fucking clue what I could make the cake core lighting up represent so that shit is just always on full
Jason Scott: "...I see your little buddies up there being different brightness was."
: Brightnesses*
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GLaDOS: "Hm?"
Jason Scott: "Those."
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Jason Scott: -He points to them./
GLaDOS: "...Different brightnesses?" she honestly sounds like she has no clue what he's talking about
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Jason Scott: "Yeah. Orange one is dimmer."
Elo: ((About to audition to see if I'm going to montreal
Elo: ((Whee
: ((Gl))
GLaDOS: "...I...hadn't noticed that before."
Cowboy Kid: ((audition for what?
GLaDOS: "...Truth be told, a fair amount of my body's schematics were pre-made. The scientists wanted to make this, to give a...friendlier image to their central control unit."
Cowboy Kid: ((gl
Elo: ((Orchestra
GLaDOS: "Of course...I added a few additions." a small gun pops out of the eye of the anger core. "That, primarily."
Jason Scott: "Whato those mean?"
: What do*
Elo: ((With any luck we can initiate project Onimus before the boss
GLaDOS: "I have no idea."
Jason Scott: "Hmmm..."
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Jason Scott: "are you sure you have no idea?"
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Barchar: (you know i basically settled for this design at first but the longer i've used it the more it's grown on me)
GLaDOS: "No, no, I know I haven't given you all much reason to trust what I say, but I genuinely have no idea what these are. I didn't make them."
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Jason Scott: "Alright."
Nobody: ((Want me to get Project Onimus?
Nobody: ((Can't have them show up without a reason
GLaDOS: "Well. Aside from the gun. Again, that was my addition."
Elo: ((No not now
Barchar: (WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT)
Elo: ((When im close to starting
Elo: ((We can initiate it
Barchar: (WHY DO YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS HIDE YOUR DANG SECRETS)
Jason Scott: "Well, back to the conversation. I'm sure you can learn to to be compassionate. Hey, I have an idea."
Nobody: ((Got it
Barchar: (Also is CaUtale kill?)
Nobody: ((DD, is Project L set?
Jason Scott: "Any humans where you are from?"
Nobody: ((Nah, we do CaUtale when we all can do it
Elo: ((Project Onimus is the hope for our future
Barchar: (mmn)
Barchar: (Is there any really minor character we can switch out? Because I almost feel like switching one out with GLaDOS)
Barchar: (because fuck GLaDOS has become one of my favorite characters to play)
Elo: ((We have no md
GLaDOS: "Do tell."
GLaDOS: (Oh god, GlaDOS as monster kid)
Nobody: ((Theres also
Nobody: ((Burgerpants, RG01 and RG02
Elo: ((We also have no mk
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Nobody: ((I still can't fucking remember who we made Muffet
GLaDOS: (wait then who's md)
Gaster: ((run for your life (run for your life)/ it's steven's knife (it's steven's knife)
Barchar: (Frism and chalor as Rg 01 and 02, maybe?)
Barchar: (or quote and curly)
Barchar: (or some duo of fitting duoness)
Nobody: ((I remember the days I could google 'Steven Emerald'
Nobody: ((And get the pokemon character
Jason Scott: "You can satiate your testing needs, while getting help. Just get people to be surveyed. Ask them about what compassion is, why the feel it, when they feel it, whether hey like it or not..."
Jason Scott: "Just... Not against their will.@
GLaDOS: "...Survey..."
Gaster: ((laharl - look up steven pokemon
Jason Scott: "Or dangerously."
GLaDOS: "Interesting."
Jason Scott: "Maybe get a company to do it for you."
Jason Scott: "Or on the Internet."
Barchar: (how many steven universw/pokemon crossovers do you think there are chime)
Barchar: (probably more than you think)
GLaDOS: "Well. Technically, Aperture IS a company."
Nobody: ((Steven pokemon gets the character
Barchar: (oh then fair enough)
Gaster: ((i saw jasper drawn as an arcinine so
Nobody: ((Also, theres a LISA SU crossover
Nobody: ((So
Jason Scott: "Then do it."
Nobody: ((I'm pretty sure there is no limit
Jason Scott: -He smiles again.-
Nobody: ((I think I saw a Disgaea LISA crossover thing once
GLaDOS: "...Give me a second." She said, walking through the anyddor.
Nobody: ((LISA the Sinful or some shit
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: ((I'm not dead
Barchar: (k)
: ((And I'm back
Gaster: (hhrrrm
GLaDOS: she comes back fairly quickly. "I have my best robots on writing it."
Gaster: ((do i want a beef and cheddar or should i just eat what's in the fridge
GLaDOS: "So. I'll probably have to make them do at least 5 versions."
Barchar: (beef and cheddar)
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Jason Scott: "I can write it. Unless there really fast at it."
Nobody: ((FOUND IT
: Theyre*
Nobody: http://prntscr.com/c8a5fn
GLaDOS: "...we'll see."
Barchar: (>this is so bizarre)
Jason Scott: -He walks over, sitting next to GLaDOS.-
GLaDOS: she resumes her resting bitch face. the purple core isn't any more lit up than normal anymore.
Barchar: (GLaDOScott otp)
: ((Ew no
Jason Scott: "...@
Jason Scott: "Would it be a bad decision to lean on you?"
Gaster: ((is glados waifu #30
Gaster: ((find out after i get back from arby's
Gaster: ((... actually i'm gonna wait until dad leaves
GLaDOS: "My shoulder likely will not turn into a whirling mas of shredding metal."
GLaDOS: "So. I can't stop you."
Barchar: ([i]shapin' up that way[/i])
Barchar: (If this manages to happen let it be known this was not my plan and I will do my best to avoid it)
Jason Scott: -He leans on them.-
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Elo: ((That was what I was referring to
Elo: ((Grats bread
Barchar: (dammit bread)
: ((No))
Barchar: (you're like some sort of...ship magnet)
: ((No))
Gaster: ((don't fuck the murderbot
: ((No))
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GLaDOS: has no fuckparts
Nobody: ((You think she's got neurotxin valves
Jason Scott: -She can make them.-
Elo: ((That seals it
Nobody: ((Fuck the neurotoxin
Elo: ((30
Gaster: ((neurtoxin is glados's waifu
Elo: ((So I did the audition
: ((Bread
: ((Don't
: ((You have too many waifus
: ((half of them are dead))
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: ((Yes
: ((A few are repeated))
: ((ONE OF THEM IS MY HAND))
GLaDOS: this is not going to end well but i think it's too late the ball has already started rolling
GLaDOS: fucking GLaDOS is gonna be waifu #30
GLaDOS: gg bread
GLaDOS: you can ship the unshippable
Jason Scott: -OTP.-
: Kill Jason
Elo: I already updated the info
: You can't woo GLaDOS
Nobody: ((Damnit i've been plannign the perfect #30
Nobody: ((Oh well
Elo: ((Btw flame, md is mad dummy
Elo: ((Save it for 40
Barchar: (oooh0
Barchar: (hmmmm)
Nobody: ((Slarv, call off the waifuing of the character
Elo: ((That'll be in like.. a week
Elo: Fiiiiine
Barchar: (does GLaDOS work best as mk or mad dummy0
GLaDOS: We'll see how long you manage to keep this bread
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Elo: 29 oncemore
: It's now 29
: Get fucked Bread
Elo: As per laharl's request
Gaster: wanders in, holding a notepad. "Hmmm..."
: GLaDOS is not your waifu
Nobody: ((
Nobody: ((Put it at 30
: No
: Fuck you
Jason Scott: "Hello."
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Elo: K
: 29 IS AN ODD NUMBER
Elo: azalea squeezes him too hard
: AND YOU MADE IT EVEN
Elo: squeaks
Azalea: "...Awww."
Elo: doesn't even open his mouth when he does it he's a sqeaky toy
GLaDOS: "Hello."
Elo: "U-um.."
Elo: "Was that me..?"
: http://i.imgur.com/fPKseeZ.gif
Gaster: "And that's... 29? 30? I don't know."
GLaDOS: ATLAS lumbers in, waving the survey. "Oh, you have-finem bring it here." He tapped his feet up and down excitedly, running over to her.
Nobody: ((SLARV
GLaDOS: looks over it. "I can't believe this." She looked up at him. "You actually made something workable. Congratulations. Blue gets 50 science collaboration points." ATLAS laughed, running back through the anydoor.
Nobody: (( (Music Baton) (Stick)
Azalea: "Yep."
Nobody: (('No one man should have all this power'
GLaDOS: "...Do you still have that pen, Jason?"
Jason Scott: -He hands it to her.-
Elo: ((The clock's tickin i just count the hours
Jason Scott: -Them?-
Elo: he blush
Jason Scott: -It?-
Jason Scott: -GLaDOS. He hands it to GLaDOS.-
Elo: ((I don't even watch kanye i just heard the remix a bunch
Gaster: ((watch
Elo: ((Shit
Azalea: -She hugs him.-
GLaDOS: she's definitely a her
Elo: more squeak, he hugs back
: ((80℅ of Flame's characters are females
Elo: whimes a bit
Elo: *whines
GLaDOS: "Thanks." she scratches out a few things, writing a few extras. "There. That is probably workable."
Barchar: (it's probably less than that)
Azalea: "You alright?"
Elo: "It's weird"
Jason Scott: "Awesome. Soon, you'll learn more about how people feel companionate."
Elo: "I-I don't mean to do it.."
GLaDOS: "Or, this will be a huge waste of time. More likely the latter."
Elo: it sounds like a squeaker
Barchar: (I have 11 male characters, counting MK)
Barchar: (and fresh)
Barchar: (both of whome are questionable)
Elo: ((Excluding my arc characters I have 2 female, 1 male, and 1 genderless
Elo: ((Including the arc.. boi
Azalea: "It's adorable."
Elo: ((Actually 3 female, but shh
Jason Scott: "Oh well. Worth a shot."
Elo: "It is..?"
GLaDOS: "I suppose."
Jason Scott: "I can try and help you. With like, talking and stuff. I feel like I brought something up that you hadn't thought about much before, right?"
GLaDOS: "If you're referring to my lack of compassion, that is a thought that crosses my mind often."
Jason Scott: "Other things too. Like the testing."
Gaster: looks like he's doing very complex math. His rper isn't good at complex math.
GLaDOS: "Well. I suppose I took that as a given."
Elo: ((..oh fuck i forgot to check the key signature of the sightreading
Gaster: ((rip
Elo: ((Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Barchar: also, there's a half-formed barchar on the ground. She's got the bottom half of her torso, but it's just her head, arms and torso now.
Azalea: -She nods, pulling him down to her, resting his head on her chest.-
Elo: ((If that wasn't c major i just bombed
Elo: "A-ah.."
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Elo: he very gently puts his head there
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Elo: ((Parp blip
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Elo: ((Test
: ((Um))
: ((Why did everyone leave))
Elo: ((Parp just blipped out for me
: ((I was fine))
Gaster: ((parp blipped for me too
: ((Literally everyone dqed at the same time)) l
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: ((There they are))
Cowboy Kid: ((huh
Cowboy Kid: ((test yee haw
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GLaDOS: "So. Gaster. Would you like to fill out a survery to attempt to help this cold, unfeeling heart learn the true meaning of human kindness?"
Gaster: looks up, adjusting his glasses. "Hmm?"
Gaster: -He processes her sentence. "Oh! Oh, of course."
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Nobody: (( http://prntscr.com/c8agus
Nobody: ((They just compared Miyu to Asriel
Nobody: ((We're fucked
: Hydro [Hydro] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].
GLaDOS: "Thank you." she hands it to him. With such answerable questions as 'how would you describe 'compassion'', 'What situations make you feel the emotion', 'is it an enjoyable sensation', and 'if you had to figure out how to code it do you think you could do it in a reasonable amount of itme'
MettatonSEX: ((miyu is more flowey than asriel
Barchar: (MVKO OUTTA KNOW)
Barchar: (NOWHERE*)
MettatonSEX: ((hi
Elo: ((>miyu's the asriel of this thing
Elo: ((Pffffffffffft
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MettatonSEX: ((i just remembered that bread called me the real MVP and i got into a giggle fit
MettatonSEX: ((because MVp
Gaster: fills out the survey to the best of his ability. [i]Compassion... it's the way you show you care for someone.[/i]
Elo: "Is it ok i-if I um.. nuzzle in.."
Elo: has a nuclear blush whenever he's there
Gaster: ((i'm watching gpm play doom while watching sausage party
Elo: ((I know who the asriel of this thing is
MettatonSEX: ((why
Elo: ((It aint fuckin miyu
Gaster: ((I meant he was ranting about sausage party
MettatonSEX: ((oh
Gaster: ((sorry i fucked up my words
MettatonSEX: ((nono its fine
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GLaDOS: looks it over. "...Hm."
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Nobody: http://prntscr.com/c8ajoh
Gaster: ((oh my god
Gaster: ((apparently [i]that[/i] scene got worse
MageVaati: (what the fuck)
GLaDOS: "I have no clue if this is helpful. But I believe thanking you would be the 'compassionate' thing to do?"
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Gaster: "It would be, actually."
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Nobody: (("Miyu is a tsundere"
Nobody: ((Quick, how many of you think thats true
MageVaati: (not really)
: ((No
MageVaati: (i mean she has the sour outside but i have yet to see much of a sweet inside)
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MageVaati: (im pretty sure shes like a lemon)
DamnDude: (( There's only one person in the party who can even possibly say that, let alone anyone not from the arc. ))
MageVaati: (sour allll the way through)
Nobody: ((And then she burns the roof of your mouth
Elo: ((Heh
MageVaati: (yep)
Barchar: (she's like a sour patch kid with three layers)
Barchar: (sour, then sweet, then sour again)
MageVaati: ([Dewt - 130/150])
Nobody: ((These fucks
Nobody: ((Really want
Nobody: ((To hug the worst person in the entire arc
Elo: ((Inb4 they ship her
Gaster: ((okay, i'm gonna go get food
Gaster: ((brb
GLaDOS: "Ah. Good."
Nobody: (( http://prntscr.com/c8allz
Nobody: (( http://prntscr.com/c8alrm
Nobody: ((Can I summon the DM
Nobody: ((To kick someone's ass
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Elo: ((BOOTING UP MY PC
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Elo: ((We're doing it
Nobody: ((We're introducing /r/Undertale to RPG
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MageVaati: ((gonna return soon, just got a few ideas and must do things
Jason Scott: -He snaps back to reality.-
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Jason Scott: "...What just happened?"
Elo: asked azazel a question dammit
Azalea: "Yep."
GLaDOS: "Gaster filled the survey."
Jason Scott: "...Oh, that's good.
GLaDOS: "I don't know if it helped."
Jason Scott: "You should put it online and then have it pop up all the time, get a mass amount of answers you can read very quickly, and then ta-da, you have a pretty good view of what people think compassion is."
Azazel: (( I think Slar might be on drugs ))
GLaDOS: "I don't believe people generally trust surveys which pop up."
Jason Scott: "You be surprised."
Elo: ((Why
Elo: nervously nuzzles in
Azalea: -She blushes a bit more, and pushes him away a bit.-
Azalea: "Let's go you e room."
: The*
GLaDOS: "I'd rather not get my examples from idiots with no awareness of the internet."
Azalea: "Then continue, alright?"
DamnDude: (( No reason ))
Jason Scott: "Then ask people to do the survey."
Jason Scott: "Advertise it. Tell people that they can like, I dunno, get a discount on a steam game or something."
GLaDOS: "...Steam?"
Jason Scott: "Or, mass but a bunch of shit steam games, and then distribute the codes through a program that gives codes after a survey is com-"
Jason Scott: "..."
Jason Scott: "Never mind."
Elo: "O-ok"
Elo: "I'm sorry.."
GLaDOS: may be aware of her game status to most, but she's not heard of the term 'steam'
Gaster: ((food aquired
DamnDude: (( Jason: "And then create a steam group about getting games past steam greenlight where people vote for games in exchange for stolen codes" ))
Jason Scott: "...Game platform."
Jason Scott: "Portal is on it."
Jason Scott: "We'll ignore that exists.-
GLaDOS: "Oh."
GLaDOS: "It's not a thing in my dimension."
GLaDOS: "And as I understand, this one is rather empty."
Jason Scott: "Yes."
GLaDOS: "Anyway, give me a moment." she stood up, going through the anydoor
Gaster: ((dude do you know how many portal fans would love to take a survey put out by glados
: ja "Mine isn't."
Barchar: (See, if I knew it was ACTUALLY GLaDOS i would be too scared to do it)
Jason Scott: -He never said that.-
: ((Still here))
: (( "How old are you? What is your address? What flavor of neurotoxin would you like?"
Gaster: ((dude free neurotoxin
GLaDOS: after a second, she walked out, ATLAS carrying a stack of the surveys, and P-Body with a little makeshift table made from panels. GLaDOS snapped at a spot, and the bots set up a little table for it. GLaDOS held out her hand, and P-body handed her a long strip of paper. 'Help the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System's cold, dead heart learn the the meaning of human kindness.'
Elo: ((This is going so bad
GLaDOS: "If this doesn't garner me thousands of replies in hours, then clearly there is something very wrong."
Elo: goes to a room with Azalea
Barchar: (the plot twist is)
Azalea: -She lies him back on her chest.-
Barchar: (she uses the opposite of the flavor you put)
: (( chocolate????
: (( you get vanilla
: ((How does a flavor have an opposite))
Elo: he nuzzles in
: ((Steak))
Barchar: (Chocolate? BOOM YOU GET SOMETHING REALLY UNSWEET)
Elo: ((Tofu
: ((What is the opposite of steak))
Barchar: (^)
: ((What is the opposite of bacon))
Cowboy Kid: ((kaets
Cowboy Kid: ((nocab
DamnDude: (( They give you todu ))
DamnDude: (( tofu* ))
Barchar: (all meat's opposite is tofu)
: (( Tofu Neurotoxin
: (( tHE NAME OF MY NEXT BAND
DamnDude: (( Duh, I mean look at Super Meat boy and Super Tofu boy ))
Jason Scott: "Good luck."
Cowboy Kid: ((tofu boy is literally the worst character
Jason Scott: "I'm sure everyone with answer."
: (("IS THAT A PLANE?"
: (("...Is that a plane?"))
: (("...That's a plane."))
: ((PLANE-MAN))
Cowboy Kid: (("As plane as that"
Elo: "S-sorry"
Azalea: "Why?@
: "*
: (( I wonder what would happen if I bought 8 Monsters at that bodega instead of 2
Jason Scott: "So. Do I get a thanks for givin you that idea?"
: Guving*
: Giving*
: (( Neurotoxin survey
Elo: "I didn't ask if you wanted me to.."
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GLaDOS: "...Thank you, Jason Scott, for giving me the idea for this."
Azalea: "I do."
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Elo: "O-ok.."
Elo: nuzzles in some more
Jason Scott: "I feel hat was insincere, but I'll take it."
: That*
Gaster: goes back to his math.
Azalea: "Mm..."
: Meth*
GLaDOS: "I believe we've established I have a problem with that."
Jason Scott: "Why?"
Gaster: -No, Math. He's doing honest-to-god math, on a notepad.-
: -retcon.-
Jason Scott: "Well, yeah."
Barchar: grumbles
: barachara
Jason Scott: "...Hey, you know compliments are good things, right?"
: never 4get
GLaDOS: "Yes, I understand the concept."
Nobody: ((They want to make their own stats now
Nobody: ((Pffft
Barchar: rip barachara
Barchar: that's her name in the r63 bar
Gaster: ((no baratale
Jason Scott: "Well, when I called you cute earlier, did you appreciate that?"
GLaDOS: "Not particularly."
Jason Scott: "Okay. Sorry."
Gaster: ((glados: i am not cute, i am an instrument of science
: (( jason: a cute one
Elo: puts his arms around her and stays nuzzled
Azalea: -She does the same.-
Elo: "Thanks.."
Azalea: "Don't worry about it..."
GLaDOS: she shrugs. "Whatever. It doesn't matter to me."
Jason Scott: "Can I make another probably not-wise decision?"
Jason Scott: -Wait is GLaDOS sitting down.-
Elo: closes his eyes
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Azalea: "Sleepy?"
Syphon: ((hello
GLaDOS: no, she hasn't sat down after she set the table up
Elo: "Just happy.."
Jason Scott: -He can't do this then nvm.-
Azalea: "I am too. Glad you are."
GLaDOS: she waves ATLAS and P-body off, sitting next to him
Elo: "Y-you and loni make me feel really happy.."
Jason Scott: -He then slowly rests his head in her Leo.-
Gaster: ((HER LEO
Elo: "A-after we get the crystal tonight.."
GLaDOS: has a lion now
Elo: ((Definite 30
Elo: ((Leos are felines
: lap*
: Shush
: Shuuuuush
Gaster: glances back at the two. "Hm. Yes. 30."
GLaDOS: "..."
Elo: ((Gettin that glados pussy
GLaDOS: she grabs his head, moving it back upright.
Gaster: ((don't fuck the robot
Azalea: "Yes."
Jason Scott: "Okay."
Jason Scott: "Now see."
Gaster: ((that's gaster's job
GLaDOS: not a sudden jerk. More a slow, 'wtf u doin' kinda action
Jason Scott: "That could have been worse."
GLaDOS: "Theoretically."
Elo: "I.. c-could I stay here for a while..?"
Elo: "After that.."
Jason Scott: -He just leans on her.-
Azalea: "Yes."
Elo: smiles
Elo: "Thank you.."
Gaster: ((brb for a moment
Gaster: ((i gotta go pick something up
Azalea: "Not an issue.@
Elo: ((Starting in 35
GLaDOS: "It seems as if you're trying to make some form of romantic advance. I don't know why. But I just want to tell you now that it's likely not going to work."
Jason Scott: "...Okay, okay, I'm a bad person for being slightly attracted to a robot without the ability to feel compassion currently, aren't I?"
Jason Scott: "Yep, yep."
Jason Scott: "Yep."
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GLaDOS: "Bad person? No."
Elo: ((Hopefully Project Onimus can start soon
Cowboy Kid: ((hi
GLaDOS: "Foolish person? yes."
Jason Scott: "I'm foolish, won't deny it."
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Jason Scott: -He looks kinda upset now.-
Nobody: ((They're still fucking hugging Miyu
MettatonSEX: Speaking of foolish people!
Nobody: ((Thats like hugging satan
Cowboy Kid: brb
MettatonSEX: enters.
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GLaDOS: "Hello, Mettaton."
MettatonSEX: I'm going to start by formally apologizing for whatever the hell I did last night.
MettatonSEX: Hello, GLaDOS.
GLaDOS: "You were fine."
MettatonSEX: Oh.
MettatonSEX: That's a surprise.
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MettatonSEX: I fully expected to have done something horrible again.
GLaDOS: "...You actually trusted me on that. I'm surprsied."
GLaDOS: "But no, aside from slurring and being slightly rude, You were quite fine."
MettatonSEX: I mean, I know you lie through your ass, but you're observant.
Nobody: ((J got fucking carried by Prinny
Nobody: ((Like, they would've gotten curbstomped if Frisky didn't betray me and tell them to use Throw
GLaDOS: "MY speaker is not located in my buttocks."
Jason Scott: -He tries to lie in Glados' lap again.-
: /////
MettatonSEX: ...If it were that would be hilarious, but it's an expression. Well, a modification of on-- dude the hell.
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GLaDOS: she puts her hand under his head, raising it back up. "That was essentialy my response as well."
Elo: looks kinda sad, hugging her still
MettatonSEX: Like seriously.
: "..."
Jason Scott: "Ehat?"
: What*
: "It's time to stop."
Azalea: "...What's wrong?"
Elo: "H-huh?"
MettatonSEX: Don't flirt with a robot that could kill you at a moment's notice unless either they initiated it or you're already in a relationship.
GLaDOS: "..."
: "are you speaking for yourself too, metta?"
MettatonSEX: Yes.
GLaDOS: "I thought flirting with others while you were in a relationship was considered rude."
GLaDOS: she's not sounding sarcastic, she sounds genuinely confused
MettatonSEX: I meant in a relationship with the robot.
GLaDOS: "Ah."
Jason Scott: "I think he meant- yeah."
GLaDOS: "Well, I have no intention of killing Jason."
GLaDOS: "I mean. Yet."
Jason Scott: "Also, I'll have you know that- yeah."
Jason Scott: "Wait what?"
MettatonSEX: That's... that's good.
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MettatonSEX: internally: 'For her, anyway.'
Elo: "W-what do you mean?"
GLaDOS: "Well, I need to leave the opportunity in the open."
Azalea: "You look sad."
GLaDOS: "No reason saying such a thing with no contingency when I know full well it might happen."
MettatonSEX: ...By the way, you have no intention of murdering me at the moment, do you?
Jason Scott: "...Please don't kill me?"
MettatonSEX: Just wanted to clear that up.
GLaDOS: "I do not."
Elo: "O-oh..."
MettatonSEX: Thanks hon.
Elo: "It's nothing.."
GLaDOS: "So far there are very few people withing this bar I wish to murder."
: "that's surprising"
MettatonSEX: ...May I ask who the few are, or is that information classified?
GLaDOS: "I'm afraid so."
GLaDOS: "Nobody you care about."
MettatonSEX: ...You're certain on that?
GLaDOS: "Yes."
GLaDOS: "Speaking of caring." she pointed at the table. "We're attempting to allow me to do that."
MettatonSEX: Oh! That's wonderful!
Jason Scott: "You can help by taking the survey."
MettatonSEX: Of course.
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MettatonSEX: pulls out an MTT-Brand Hot Pink Superstar Pen™. "I'm ready."
: ((I just told this guy on the /r/Undertale RP about PMD
GLaDOS: there's just a table with a bunch of the surveys on them
: ((He genuinely is interested in it
Barchar: (neat)
MettatonSEX: ((glados: ...answers must be written in blue or black ink
Barchar: (did you show him our masterpieces)
MettatonSEX: takes a survey.
GLaDOS: "Also, a pink pen? seriosuly?"
Nobody: (( http://prntscr.com/c8b5bf
Nobody: He didn't realize Miyu was 10.
MettatonSEX: It's my own brand.
Elo: ((http://i.imgur.com/KHO6aUb.jpg
: ((Nope
GLaDOS: "Your brand is tacky when it comes to pens."
Azalea: "..."
MettatonSEX: ...You could learn a thing about shutting the fuck up.
MettatonSEX: Besides, it writes in black.
GLaDOS: "Oh, then that's fair."
Elo: is waiting to see if she'll say anything
MettatonSEX: fills out the survey.
Azalea: -She just pulls his head closer.-
GLaDOS: looks it over. "Thank you." she said, putting it on a second pile of completed ones. Well. It's a pile of 2. put that still counts as a pile?
MettatonSEX: yes
MettatonSEX: put a pink heart on it. He put two inks in one pen, like the flashy showoff he is.
GLaDOS: "Genuine question. Are putting hearts on things an element of compassion?"
Elo: his head is pulled closer, he still looks kinda sad
MettatonSEX: They can be. It depends on whether it's true feelings or just your signature.
GLaDOS: "Hm."
MettatonSEX: Usually it's the former, but I put hearts in my signature, so... yeah.
Azalea: "What's wrong..."
Elo: "Nothing's wrong..."
GLaDOS: "Interesting."
Azalea: "Yes there is..."
Azalea: "It's okay to tell me..."
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Nobody: http://prntscr.com/c8b8ps
GLaDOS: she looks at the two forms, pursing her lips. The purple core in her hair's eye lit up very very slightly. "Hm." she just put them back.
MettatonSEX: ...Anything interesting?
Elo: "R-really it's nothing.."
GLaDOS: "Nothing much. But 2 isn't a particularly impressive number."
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MettatonSEX: True.
Elo: ((10 minutes
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Azalea: "Tell me..."
Elo: "..."
Elo: "We should g-get going.. I-I'm sorry.."
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Azalea: "Pleasw tell me..."
GLaDOS: she scratches at her head, around the purple core, before just going back over and sitting down on the couch.
Pleinair: "..."
Elo: "I-I need to get the crystal"
Elo: gets up
MettatonSEX: recieves a text from his son, who managed to do some bullshit.
MettatonSEX: Well shit, gotta jet, see ya.
MettatonSEX: leaves.
Azalea: "Wlo..."
: Elo*
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now MageVaati [MageVaati].
Azalea: -She holds his arm.-
Elo: "P-please.."
Azalea: "...Ehats wrong?"
: Whats*
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Lua [Lua].
GLaDOS: "Goodbye."
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Lua: enters the bar, thinking one number, '5 Million G, what the hell' immediately flopping himself onto the couch.
Nobody: The couch is lightly singed.
Jason Scott: "..."
Elo: "I need to get it.."
Runner: Because some fuck put a grenade in it.
Barchar: "Oh you're fucking joking me..." she grunted
Barchar: her legs are fucking gone
Runner: I mean, the grenade is gone
Jason Scott: "...What happened?"
Runner: Because Barchar took the grenade for our lovely couch.
Barchar: "Well, Jason, [i]SOMEBODY[/I] DECIDED TO PUT A GRENADE IN THE COUCH"
Azalea: "Elo, why won't you tell me?"
Jason Scott: "..."
Barchar: "A GRENADE THAT EXPLODES ON CONTACT WITH ME, FUCKING APPARENTLY."
Lua: "...Oh god damn it"
Runner: You did grab a live grenade.
Lua: "Put down a bit to make sure it didn't get sold before I could get enough cash, but other than that I'm pretty sure we're not gonna make that kinda money"
Jason Scott: "..."
Elo: "I-I can tell you later.."
Elo: "We need to go now..."
Jason Scott: "Hey, GLaDOS, wanna let me lie on your lap now?"
Azalea: -She just nods, and and follows him.-
GLaDOS: "No."
Elo: takes azalea back to Ardis
: ((Slarv are you gonna fucking challenge me
Barchar: "Well, then we need to try to steal it. Or I do."
Jason Scott: "Okay. You're making this very difficult."
Lua: relaxes from the couch, 'Didn't help that I already technically had to steal from a friend to get enough money to put down some money.'
Barchar: "Oops."
Lua: gives an odd look of confusion to Barchar, until he realizes he let his mind slip for a second.
GLaDOS: "Mmn."
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Syphon: He enters. "Hey."
Barchar: goddammit i missed the apostrophes nvm
GLaDOS: "Hello, Syphon."
Elo: ((Nah
Elo: ((Imma start the arc
: ((Fucking
: ((I made a team and everything
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Lua: thinks for a moment, 'Don't say who it was brain, or I swear I will find some way to actually harm you without dying'
: ((Ah wellllll
: (( Simple English wikipedia is the best
: (( Semi NSFW http://i.imgur.com/q4yPmuy.png
Barchar: (10)
Lua: ends that thought, 'Wait am I losing my mind here already'
Elo: ((I can wait a little bit more
Elo: ((For a battle
Elo: ((Lesgo
: (( oh my god https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internal_combustion_engine
Syphon: He sits on the couch. "What's up?"
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GLaDOS: "I'm attempting to learn how to feel compassin."
GLaDOS: "There's a survey if you wish to fill it. You are also allowed not to. I can't make you do anything.
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: "..."
Syphon: "I'll take it, I have little reason not to."
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GLaDOS: she gestures at the table
: (( I can make a Mouth Silence style song
Syphon: He picks up a survey and realizes he doesn't have anything to write with. Also that he doesn't know how.
Gaster: ((alright, i'm back
MageVaati: ((yo
Syphon: Unless it's just a 'check these boxes' thing, in which case he can do it.
: (( [Every Man's Pokemon Music Video] Neil Cicierga - Wndrwll (Absol x Pikachu)
GLaDOS: there is a pen provided
GLaDOS: but if he doesn't know how, then
: "Do you want a robot's input for your survey?"
Barchar: (that's just a pre-existing song though)
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GLaDOS: "Are you a robot which can feel compassion?"
Syphon: He can do it if it's just checking boxes.
: "I don't know."
: "Let me check."
GLaDOS: fraid not
: "Almost."
GLaDOS: Better than me. Go ahead."
: (( Listening to Wonderwall itself is weird now
Syphon: "...I can't fill it out. I honestly don't know how to write. Sorry."
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Barchar: ("Today is gonna be the d-" "No, no, you're supposed to say 'day' over and over again")
GLaDOS: "Okay."
Syphon: "But good luck."
: (( I'm going to make a song right now
: (( I'm going to take Mr. Brightside and Re: Your Brains
Barchar: (good luck)
Barchar: (i believe in you)
Syphon: ((i do as well
: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ8gfP7wGN8 Vocals only for Mr. Brightside, yes
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Gaster: is still doing his complicated math.
Barchar: (you're keeping the instrumental to re: your brains? hm)
GLaDOS: "What are you calculating, Gaster?"
: (( Actually I'm going to mash up two real songs
: (( And add a hint of shitpost
Gaster: "Oh, I'm doing this for fun."
Barchar: (okay)
Barchar: (hey re: your brains is a real song >:( )
: (( I know
GLaDOS: "That does not answer my question in any way."
: (( I meant not songs that aren't real
Elo: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-421038297
: (( So I can't use succ the album part 77
Nobody: Arc starting?
: Ferrothorn OP pls nerf
Elo: ((One sec
Elo: ((Then yeah
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: Another reason why I don't use Showdown
: I suck ass at it
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Lua: keeps laying on the couch, trying to think about how he's gonna get enough money.
: (( weezer - pork and beans + the killers - mr. brightside + 25% shitpost
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: (( tHIS DOES NOT WORK
Barchar: (good to know)
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Elo: took azalea through her anydoor
Elo: meanwhile the one in the bar plays whales
Syphon: "Oh, sweet." He enters.
GLaDOS: hums Still Alive
Lua: snaps back to reality, "Oh hey"
Pleinair: "..."
Lua: enters behind Syphon, "Can't keep it to yourself, right?"
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Syphon: "The more the merrier."
GLaDOS: "Goodbye."