: Chime [Chime] is now Jasper [Jasper].

Jasper: wanders in.

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: (( I'm being told that lemon and honey is a remedy for sore throat

: (( This tastes gross

Syphon: ((i've heard that both can do so...separately

Syphon: ((doesn't have to be together kek

Jasper: ((try ginger

: (( Either way it would still taste fucking gross

Syphon: ((you don't like honey or lemon?

CryingEevee OOC: ((lemon alone sounds like it'll hurt your throat more than help it))

: (( honey is okay

: (( oh my fucking god

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??: ((test

??: ((excellent

CryingEevee OOC: ((ooh))

: (( how mysterious

FFrisk: [color=black]Double mystery[/color]

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?: ((make it triple

Jasper: ((wh

?: ((what

CryingEevee OOC: ((why are we being [s]super sonic[/s] question marks?))

?: ((there's the 4th mystery, CE

Amber: (?Just got back from Karate, watching the new SU)

Jasper: ((have fun watching the bubble

Amber: (Eyeball is salty AF)

Jasper: ((she is

Amber: (Poor eyeball)

Amber: (Jasper-senpai ignored her for doc and now she's stuck on a bubble with Steven)

Jasper: ((boy i can't wait for there to be a gem named halite and she's super salty

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Amber: (OH SHIT)

Amber: (cracked gems do weird shit)

Amber: (...different versions of the same gem have different weapons)

Amber: (huh)

Jasper: ((yeah, weird

Amber: (tiny dagger ruby is great tho])

Amber: (though)

Amber: (i guess it's more of a chisel)

Jasper: ((yeah, it looks like one

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: ((hi

Jasper: ((hi frisky

Amber: (well shit I guess rose as PD really is fucked)

Amber: (shame)

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Amber: (The buildup to love like you there seems...I don't know how to put it. I'm not sure if I'm...dissappointed or what)

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Amber: (I guess it's supposed to be that this is when Steven is really calling Rose/himself into question? but idk)

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Amber: is still here

Jasper: is present.

FFrisk: has fallen asleep in her chair

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FFrisk: The forest is forming a protective little wrap around her.

Chiaki Nanami: still in school

Jasper: seems bored.

Amber: is fiddling with another root

FFrisk: She actually snores. Not loudly, but enough to make people notice her.

Jasper: looks over. "So... uh... why do humans make that noise when they sleep?"

Shadow: *shadow is asleep. and has been asleep since... when they went to sleep two days ago*

Amber: "Oh, it's somethin' to do with breathing in a weird position. Ah think. Been a bit."

FFrisk: "...[sup]Z[/sup][sup][sub]Z[/sub][/sup]z[/sub

FFrisk: ((Fuck))

Jasper: "Oh right, breathing. Humans need to do that."

Amber: "Yeah."

Amber: "It's inconveneint as shit."

Jasper: "So that's why people get so unnerved when I forget to do it."

Amber: shrugs. "Like, only half of the people Ah've seen in here do it anyway."

FFrisk: FFrisk's little necklace with the red ruby in it is reflecting light.

FFrisk: Wierd how she sleeps with that thing on, it looks heavy as fuck

Jasper: snickers. "At least it doest stink in here from gross human breath."

Amber: thankfully I'm fairly certain Gems would be able to tell the difference between Gems and gems

FFrisk: I know duh

Amber: shrugs. "Ah guess."

Amber: i meant to include an 'at least'

FFrisk: I just realized I haven't mentioned the necklace in a while

Amber: i dunno why i didn't

Amber: sighs. "Humans are fuckin' weird."

Amber: "Dunno how we put up with all this shit."

FFrisk: Aside from this, theres a tree branch pointed at Amber, and her notebook is on the floor next to the throne.

Jasper: "Yeah, they have to do so much to stick around."

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Amber: looks at the branch, then at the notebook

FFrisk: The tree branch shakes. The forest is antsy around new people when it comes to FFrisk.

Amber: "Ah dunno what yer deal is there, hun, but Ah'm certainly not gonna hurt her."

Amber: holds back a 'sides, Ah could probably bypass you anyway'.

Jasper: "It's not the most trustworthy garden out there.

Amber: seems a poor idea

Amber: "Ah think you mean 'trusting', hun. Trustworthy means somethin' different.

FFrisk: It curles around her. I don't care how much of a floramancer you are one does not simply get near FFrisk when she's literally sitting on the forest.

Jasper: "Oooh, right."

Amber: she's not exactly the most humble gem in the world

Amber: ...Well, multiverse I guess. It might still be the case here, though, dunno how humble Jasper is anyway

Amber: I'd base it off the show but that Jasper and this jasper are clearly two different things

Chiaki Nanami: ((BREAD YOU'RE NEEDED

Jasper: is kind of near the forest, which would murder her shit if she makes a wrong move.

FFrisk: Eh, it would tolerate Jasper now.

FFrisk: Since she tried to help during The Fire

FFrisk: It's fucking scared of Amber's ability to manipulate plants and IS NOT giving her a chance to do it if it can help it.

Amber: 'ss fair

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Jasper: orders a drink.

FFrisk: One of the twigs from her throne just, drips a cup of tea into her sleeping mouth

FFrisk: Must be some kind of medicine or something if it makes her drink it, wierd.

Jasper: squints. "I'm pretty sure that's a drowning hazard."

CryingEevee OOC: ((brb))

Amber: "Do they gotta fuckin IV drip it?"

FFrisk: The tree limb just makes a waving motion at the gems.

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Amber: "...Is that a dismissve wave or did Ah just get flipped off by a tree?"

: (( ElaxReader

FFrisk: Yes

: (( "...F-fuck off...." Ela blushed. ))

Jasper: breaks her glass. "If it just did flip us off I swear to god..."

Amber: "Don't attack the living forest."

Amber: "Trust me, hun, an entire forest comin' at ya is NOT a good time."

: (( "I fucking hate you....s-so....much..."

Jasper: "I know, but it just... sits there, being powerful and insulting us."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i return))

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Amber: "If yer feeling inadequate 'cause of a forest, then that ain't my business, hun."

FFrisk: Another tree branch comes out of the wooden throne.

Amber: "You wanna piss it off, go ahead, but leave me the hell out of it."

FFrisk: They move together, the two branches, up and down in Boxing Globe motions.

Jasper: glares at it. "Do you think I'm stupid?"

Amber: "Do you really want it to answer that question?"

FFrisk: Five branches converge into a sign you don't need to know sign language to understand

Amber: "Well shit. Not even hiding it now."

Amber: "When Ah woke up in the morning, Ah didn't think 'you know what, ah'm gonna get flipped off by a forest.' That was not my plan."

FFrisk: It flips around a bit, carrying FFrisk back a bit into the bar.

Amber: just lays down, still fiddling with the root

FFrisk: Her Notebook sits there on the floor, and the forest is just, making a wall infront of her.

FFrisk: And making the bar pay for it

Amber: did it just get 10 feet higher

FFrisk: Yeees it fucking did

: (( Oh boy I haven't been to undertale discord in a while

Amber: "Ah feel like Ah should probably be making a joke here."

Amber: "But eh."

: (( I'm not going to fucking deal with them right now actually

Jasper: "I feel like there's some joke that a human would get, not me."

Amber: "Yeah."

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Amber: "So normally Ah'd probably get it. But not now."

Vol: you can fucking guess what this character does with something

Vol: (( There's a wikipedia page for cuckold

Amber: let me guess.

Amber: he's fucking vaping.

Vol: no fuck you

FFrisk: Someone check if Vol is a car

Amber: oh then i actually don't know

Jasper: -he shoves memes up his asshole as a hobby-

Amber: is that a joke\

Vol: >Vol

Vol: [u]vol[/u]ume

Vol: you dENSE MOTHERFUCKERS

CryingEevee OOC: ((audiomancy?))

Amber: oh he's the audiokinetic dude cool

Vol: (( "I blew my house up with sine waves"

Amber: however that...actually works

Vol: [i]shrug[/i]

Vol: I mean it can work to an extent

Amber: "...Hi."

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Vol: I mean Vol hasn't even walked into the bar yet

Amber: well nvm then

Amber: is he doing something loud enough for her to hear

Vol: in like

Vol: five seconds he will

Vol: do the audio stuffz

Amber: i mean that sentence implied he was doing something

Vol: i mean this [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EnSTLH492U]glass was destroyed with sound[/url]

: ((If CaU High existed Bloo would be that edgy person in the corner

Vol: even though mythbusters were like

Amber: yeah that happens

Vol: (( No I'm the vape enthusiast that hangs out with people

Vol: (( CE is the omegafurry

: ((Why does it always have to be vaping

: ((What am i

CryingEevee OOC: ((excuse me. when did that happen?))

: ((I*

Amber: (you're the one who's part of like every group of friends and like half of the people aren't sure if they like you)

: ((When you solved the chart))

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh))

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh...))

Vol: You see, Vol is [i]there.[/i]

Vol: But not, like, in the bar.

Vol: But, you know, making a loud noise like a fucktard

Syphon: ((at least you're not the guy that became part of the group because they were nice and then became an asshole immediately after

CryingEevee OOC: ((vol is made of soundwaves))

Amber: "JESUS WHAT THE FUCK"

Jasper: covers her non-existant ears. "REALLY? IS THAT REALLY NECESSARY?"

: ((I'm not even a fucking asshole irl

Vol: It just sounds like a huge explosion.

Vol: (( lol ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((so... the sound is audible but somehow not in the bar?))

Syphon: ((who am i

Vol: (( You're the guy in the debate club

: ((Tri is Dewt

Amber: jumps up, taking a revolver out of her gem like it's a holster

Syphon: ((well those are pretty opposing

FFrisk: ((Who am I

FFrisk: ((inb4 ink joke or something mean

Jasper: summons her helmet.

Vol: (( You steal everyone's pens without them noticing

Amber: (a [WONDERFUL PERSON])

Syphon: ((that's actually true, jokes aside

Amber: (yeah no you're cool laharl)

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Vol: The noise stops, and Vol rolls in on a longboard.

Syphon: ((i meant what bloo said

: ((Laharl is that weird kid who knows a lot of shit but some people pay attention to him because of all the weird shit happening to him

FFrisk: ((I'd reply by I just rolled my eyes so hard they entered orbit

Syphon: ((but also what you said

Vol: "wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Shadow: ((if vol wasn't in the bar, how was the sound in the bar?

Vol: (( Just assume Vol was behind the Anydoor

Syphon: ((yeah

: ((LIKE SERIOUSLY YOU WOULD HAVE ALL THESE FUCKING STORIES WITHOUT ANY CONTEXT

Amber: (who am i)

Vol: As Vol screams 'weeeeeeeeeee' his voice gets more loud and high-pitched.

Syphon: ((flame you're the really young person who fits in well with the big kids

Amber: whirls around, pointing it at wherever the noise is coming from. preumsably the anydoor.

Amber: (so I'm just me)

Amber: (gotcha)

Syphon: ((gg

Vol: "Is there a problem?"

Amber: (I dunno how i got into high school but whetever)

Vol: "I only get noise complaints when I'm too loud."

Shadow: *when the noise happened. (because i forgot to do it) shadow woke up with a start, and emitted a high pitched... hiss... noise*

Syphon: ((also everyone notices and makes fun of your mistakes more than others

Jasper: "Yes. You're annoying!"

: ((These kids once said they would give me ten fucking dollars to get off their table

: ((And I was like

: (("Nah"

DamnDude: (( I look back and everyone's asking people to describe each other ))

Syphon: ((yes

Vol: (( DD is the guy who walks in on things with no context

Amber: "Ah thought you were a fuckin' corrupted gem or some shit!"

Shadow: *nothing like on vol's level but high pitched nonetheless*

Amber: (it's about the cau high joke dd)

DamnDude: (( Ah ))

Vol: Is Vol a corrupted gem?

Syphon: ((DD is the guy who walks into things in general

Syphon: ((i mean not physically but yeh

Syphon: ((in or out of context

Vol: [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE]/music plays[/url]

Shadow: calms down after that r00d wakeup call

Amber: i mean

DamnDude: (( Realistically 90% of us are the people who would try to fit in with the smart kids even if we aren't as smart or smarter than them ))

Amber: ain't no such gem as 'vol'

Amber: and the corrupted gems can't really...talk, as such

Syphon: ((volium

Amber: so prolly not

Vol: take with a grain of salt

Amber: (is that a real gem)

Syphon: ((idk

Vol: "I'm not a corrupted gem."

Syphon: ((i'mma look it up

Amber: "Well, Ah can see that NOW."

DamnDude: (( Because fuck everyone else in high school, they're not fun to be friends with ))

Vol: "But can you [i]hear[/i] it?"

Vol: Unfitting rimshot out of fucking nowhere.

Syphon: ((nope it's not, volium looks like an edgy band

Jasper: winces. "Yes."

Shadow: ...

FFrisk: (( http://prntscr.com/c47tu7

FFrisk: ((Gonna go replay skullgirls now

FFrisk: ((Thats my proof of word

Amber: "Shut the fuck up."

Jasper: ((wtf happened now

Amber: (why squigly)

FFrisk: ((Nothing

FFrisk: ((Also Squigly is the best character next to Big Band

Amber: (who cares about squigly)

FFrisk: ((Speaking of skullgirls, i'm currently sitting in a metal chair

FFrisk: ((Antone wanna tag team me for my beowulf supports

Amber: (Translated: I totally forget who squigly is)

Amber: (Isn't she the clone of filia0

FFrisk: ((no that fukua

Vol: "..."

Amber: (oh right)

Shadow: ((i like robo fortune personally

Vol: "Okay, fine."

Amber: (Robo-fortune is a robotic catgirl with a rainbow dash skin, and I don't know hwat more anybody could ask from that game)

FFrisk: ((I'd like to mention

FFrisk: ((Squigly has a Zone-Tan alternate skin

FFrisk: ((Which is bar far the best alt in the game

Amber: (Bar far)

Vol: "..."

DamnDude: (( So I have just been watching a CPU get murdered this entire game ))

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Shadow: ((eliza has a dio skin

Amber: (the zone-tan skin should make leviathan look liquid)

Shadow: ((and there's the double rainbow skin

Amber: (translation: I just looked up sqigly and now remember who she actually is)

DamnDude: (( But guys, Big Boss for Beowulf ))

FFrisk: ((It makes Leviathan a green tentacle monster

Shadow: ((i usually picked the edgey red skin when i played r-fortune

Syphon: ((>edgey

Vol: "So..."

FFrisk: ((You mean the iron man skin

Vol: "....sound is great, huh?"

Shadow: ((no

Amber: "...Ah guess it's alright?"

Jasper: "Yeah, when it's not weaponized like you managed to do!"

FFrisk: FFrisk slept through that.

Vol: "Weaponizing sound?"

Shadow: ((http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/skullgirls/images/0/05/RFortune_Palettes.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20150519164440

Vol: "That's brilliant, but not something I'd like to do."

Shadow: ((8, 9 11, and 20

Shadow: ...

Vol: "....[sub]Unless needed, of course....[/sub]"

Jasper: "I mean, yeah, it's genius, but that first noise hurt!"

Vol: "Oh."

Vol: "Sorry about that..."

Amber: "God, if Ah still had ears!"

Vol: (( well fuck my salad just arrived

Vol: (( gtg

Syphon: ((bye, and enjoy

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Jasper: ((have fun with your salad bloo

FFrisk: ((Dating fight is currently happening\

Amber: (how so)

Syphon: ((miyu drank a love potion

Jasper: ((oh boy

Syphon: ((and is flirting with luz

Chiaki Nanami: ((And then looked at Luz

Amber: (isn't luz the conman guy)

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Chiaki Nanami: ((Yes

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Shadow: looks around the bar ((if nobody's gonna say anything i might as well do this as filler))

Jasper: sighs and goes to sit down.

Amber: "..." she sits down too

Jasper: "Weird kid with his... sound..."

Amber: "Why can't he control somethin' normal? Like plants? Or...sand."

Jasper: "Maybe water, even."

Shadow: i guess isn't really someone to butt into other people's conversations "..."

Amber: "'Course, Ah guess the plants and water ain't THAT normal."

FFrisk: http://prntscr.com/c482kn HOLY SHIT BREAD

Amber: (what)

Syphon: ((lightshot has loaded about 3 out of 50 images

Jasper: "Or any sort of control thing. That power's kind of rare..."

Syphon: ((this one is one that does not load

Amber: "Ah mean, Rubies have got the fire thing. Or did that survive era 2?"

Jasper: ((WHAT IS THE CONTEXT

FFrisk: ((BLAME THEM THEY'RE CONTROLLING THE DATING SIM

Amber: (I can't think of one situation where it being a child actually makes it make MORE sense)

Syphon: ((I ABSTAINED

Amber: (Like when does somebody being a child make something LEGAL)

Jasper: "Don't Sapphires do something similar? With ice instead?"

Chiaki Nanami: ((This is going better than I ever expected

Amber: "Yeah.'

Shadow: shuffles uncomfortably on the infinicouch

Amber: "And fusions usually got SOMETHIN' going on like that."

Syphon: ((i should be less ashamed of going bold

Syphon: ((with these options

FFrisk: ((CE don't come inhere

FFrisk: ((Tildes

Chiaki Nanami: ((~

Shadow: ((wasn't planning on going to the arcreactor anyway

Jasper: "Yeah, I think Garnets have something with time? The one I met mentioned something about it..."

Amber: "Sapphires got the future vision too."

FFrisk: Schyroton: [this started as a cah group]

Amber: "Ah think Garnet can do some shit with electricity? Ah dunno, ain't talked much."

Amber: (i know right)

Syphon: ((beginning of CaU: "OH FUCK IT'S BAFA"

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Vol: Vol walks into the bar.

Syphon: ((bafa means nothing now

Vol: On his signature longboard.

Shadow: oh...it's you again. hi.

Vol: a longboard like [url=http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/618498853_3/Promotion-42-DROP-THROUGH-LOWRIDER-BOMBER-Skate-LONGBOARD-good-quality-Canadian-skate-long-board.jpg]this[/url] to be specific on a "nobody fucking cares" level

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Jasper: just... watches him.

Vol: "Hi," he said, walking over to the bar.

Vol: (( I imagine Vol sounding like fucking Fred

Shadow: ((how dare you remind me of fred. that was a dark time

Vol: (( jk no

Vol: (( it'll be okay, baby~

Jasper: ((fred would work for his sound powers though

Vol: (( "HEY IT'S VOL"

Shadow: ((brb

Vol: (( time2 add vol 2 oc list2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@2

FFrisk: chyroton: [this started as a cah group]

Shadow: (i return. and like, no-one uses the oc list

Vol: (( i d'ont 'fucking creeear

Shadow: ((because like, there's a lot of ocs missing on that list.

Syphon: ((like

Vol: (( wait what could vol's species actually be called

Vol: (( i'm honestly confused on this

Syphon: ((sound elementals

Syphon: ((idk

Vol: (( Species: "Sound Elemental"

Shadow: ((could have echo in it

Jasper: ((something involving decibels?

Jasper: ((decibellan

Syphon: ((ooo

Vol: (( i think 'decibellan' is nice

Vol: (( thx u

FFrisk: Decibel?

FFrisk: Why we talking Decibel?

Vol: (( iT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

FFrisk: Idk Decibel sounds very flattered

FFrisk: I mean they can't talk

FFrisk: Anymore

FFrisk: But Decibel is very flattered

Vol: (( my description for Vol: "Vol does things with sound. Sometimes really dickish things, or really savage asf destructive things. Occassionally lit."

Vol: (( [s]"Also vapes."[/s]

Syphon: (([s]"Listens to vaporwave and enjoys aesthetic."[/s]

Vol: (( his full name is Vol Francisco Citehtsea

Vol: (( I put something clever in that

Syphon: ((sightsee?

Vol: (( no

Syphon: ((oh

Vol: (( try harder

Syphon: ((does VFC mean anything

Vol: (( no

Vol: (( the cleverness is all in his last name

Syphon: ((that's what i'm looking at, hm

Vol: (( have you like

Vol: (( not figured it out yet

Syphon: ((no, i'm doing three things, this being one of them and my least priority

Shadow: ((sea city?

Shadow: ((is he from atlantis?

Jasper: ((guys

Jasper: ((it's backwards

Vol: (( you deNSE MOTHERFUCKERS

Syphon: ((fuck

Syphon: ((aesthetic

Syphon: ((ffs

Vol: (( You just got maymed on

Shadow: ((how dare you

Amber: (what's going on)

Shadow: ((how long has slarc been going on? 5 hours now?

Jasper: ((nothing really

Jasper: ((they said it would be a short session today

Jasper: ((they fucking lied

FFrisk: ((Woops

Amber: (Slarv is a fucking liar)

Vol: (( One day Slarc will go on for 16 hours

Syphon: ((24*

Amber: (Slarv: DAY 24! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 24!)

Shadow: ((24 hour slarc for charity

Vol: (( DAY 24! STILL CHAPTER 3

Amber: (23* i failed the meme)

Jasper: (( http://prntscr.com/c48d8c

Jasper: ((stunfisk hit that dab

Vol: (( Reminds me of my vape

Amber: (BUT HOW)

Shadow: ((no one would show up to a live stream that's just people rping in text form

Vol: (( Brb vaping

Amber: ('TAINT GOT NO ARMS)

Vol: (( jk i dont vape, i just do it for the overused maymays

Syphon: ((apparently it's almost over

Amber: ([s]never know until you try ce[/s])

Syphon: ((and that's not true ce

Vol: (( Shit I think my SD card is fucking corrupted

Jasper: ((that's what laharl said to me two hours ago

Vol: (( I never knew Corrupted could be fucked

Shadow: ((well honestly, i wouldn't show up to a livestream of people rping in text form. WATCHING people text rp sounds really really boring

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Shadow: ((maybe a live stream of larping. maybe.

Amber: (people watch dnd)

Amber: (I dunno how text rp is all that much differnet)

Shadow: ((shrug.jpg

Vol: (( live larp

Vol: (( i could play vol and screech into a megaphone

Amber: (I just realized that like)

Amber: (all my fucking characters are girls)

Syphon: ((i realized all my girl characters have been some sort of failure

Vol: (( i have like no characters that have any importance to anyone, really

Amber: (I mean most of them are jokes, so)

Amber: (that's prolly why dude)

Shadow: ((almost all of my characters are male or gender is hardly applicable to them

Amber: (WE'll see how Vol goes though he has possibility to not be a meme)

Vol: (( It's either they're jokes or they just sort of

FFrisk: ((I've got a large number of kaaii desu waifus

Vol: (( fade off into the distance

: ((I've got

: ((Uh

: ((-shruuuuugs-

: ((Also kawaii*

: ((Get your Japanese right Laharl

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Amber: (kaaii)

: ((Flame: I hate RPing men so I just RP attractive women))

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Amber: (I mean I don't do it because of hating rping men)

: ((I know

Amber: (Maybe it's cause my only other experience with chat rp was SU)

Amber: (So i'm just used to it lol)

FFrisk: ((So who's getting Luz

FFrisk: ((Call it out now

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Shadow: ((hai mv

Amber: (hi mv)

Vol: (( hi mv

Vaati: ((hi

Amber: (We're waiting for Slarv to finish so other people can do something they won't tell me about)

Smolster: (hi darling <3

: ((Slarv is done I think))

FFrisk: ((Idk its pretty late at night

FFrisk: ((Up to Chime and DD

Shadow: ((oh. well i wasn't sure if secret thing will happen right now

Jasper: ((I want to do it

FFrisk: ((DD?

FFrisk: ((We've effectively got the beginning

Jasper: ((If I don't get to do it, I'm going to be kind of upset

Shadow: ((BRB

FFrisk: ((DD?

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Vol: (( DD isn't even here

Amber: (Nicole?)

Amber: (Nicole?)

Vaati: ((laharl pls get in pms i gots a question

Chiaki Nanami: ((I am done

Amber: (Nicole?)

Chara_Dreemurr: -She may have fallen asleep in class a couple of times.-

Chara_Dreemurr: -But that's not the point.-\

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Syphon: ((thanks slarv for doing what you did, which i will do here tomorrow bc i gtg soon

Chiaki Nanami: ((I got a lot of plot done this session

Chiaki Nanami: ((Np bby

Chiaki Nanami: ((Criticism? I know it dragged on, that was mainly because of the red fight

Syphon: reenters. "That was an experience."

Azalea: -She went home.-

: ((I thought it was good))

Syphon: ((i wasn't there for most of it, but it was good

Vol: (( I should start timing each Slarc session

Chiaki Nanami: chara finished that class at 8, aaaand was taken to another class that lasted to 10

FFrisk: ((still holding true to that promise

FFrisk: ((Squigly

Chara_Dreemurr: -BUT IS SHE DONE NOW?-

Chiaki Nanami: ((We've gone to bloody 9 hours before and it will NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN

Chiaki Nanami: yes

Chiaki Nanami: crab is done

Syphon: lays down on the couch and falls asleep.

: Frisky x)'s connection timed out.

Chara_Dreemurr: -She goes to the dorm an- Fuck it's locked.-

Jasper: taps her fingers on the bar.

Amber: whistles some song or another

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: Vaati's connection timed out.

Chiaki Nanami: she got held after class because she took longer than 26 seconds on the first level of sanic 1

Shadow: ((i return. any news on secret thing happening?

Chiaki Nanami: ((Mm, I have a fun thing for the secret thing

Jasper: ((if dd comes back, yeah

Syphon: ((wait secret thing didn't happen?

Chara_Dreemurr: -Fuck dude, she's heading to Chiaki's classroom.-

Syphon: ((hnnn

Jasper: ((he's kind of important for the secret

Shadow: ((yeah. well, most everyone involved is important

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FFrisk: ((Damnit now i'm kinda dissapointed

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] disconnected.

Jasper: ((i am too! I was really excited for this

Vaati: ((yeah

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FFrisk: ((Sorry Slarc dragged on as usual Chime

Amber: (WHAT'S THE SECRET)

Shadow: ((DD stil might come back

Amber: (MUH ANTICIPATION)

Shadow: ((just wait. you'll see

Syphon: ((DD AWAKEN

Vaati: ((i see you shudder with antici

Syphon: ((IT USED TO ALWAYS WORK

Syphon: ((FUCKING WAKE UP

Amber: (fuck off mv)

Syphon: ((rood

Amber: (with ur rocky horror references)

Vol: (( Why can't this laptop hold a charge

FFrisk: ((SO MV

FFrisk: ((I'm gonna finish that for you

Vaati: ((pation

FFrisk: ((A long time for no-fuck

: ((Ah yes

: (("Take one - two hours" he said

Syphon: (([i]DD WAKE UP[/i]

Syphon: ((i've done all i can do

Shadow: ((DD. wake up and. smell the secret

: ((Ah yes

: ((It took four hours

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Shadow: ((official secret thing theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwZISypgA9M

Chiaki Nanami: ((You asked at 8

Vaati: ((my favorite word is anticiitusedtoalwaysworkfuckingwakeupfuckoffmvroodwithurrockyhorrorreferenceswhycan'tthislaptopholdachargesomvi'mgonnafinishthatforyoupation

: ((No I didn't

Chiaki Nanami: ((I said 1-2 more hours, and it took 2 more hours

: ((No, if I recall I asked somewhere around 6

: ((Fuck

: ((I'm going insane

: ((It was 8

: ((I think

Syphon: ((i thought you already were /s

Chiaki Nanami: ((Hahaa no, at 6 we were on the helicopter

: ((Tri I've always been out of my mind and you know why

Shadow: ((are any of us actually sane?

Syphon: ((no

Vaati: ((cant lose what you never had

: ((Well Flame is sane

Chiaki Nanami: is sitting in a room, the lights off, playing sanic

Shadow: ((none of this is actually happening

: ((Sometimes

Syphon: ((flame is the most sane but is still not sane

Amber: (my favorite word is 'schnappes')

Syphon: ((actually that's ce

Vaati: ((i go to two therapists im clearly not sane

Chiaki Nanami: there isn't even a teacher anymore, just her

Syphon: ((actually that's smol

Shadow: ((this is all just in the mind of one of us while in the asylum

: ((Are you kidding me I'm totally sane

Amber: (also thanks tri)

Syphon: ((np

Jasper: groans and lays on the bar. "And I came here to escape boredom..."

Vaati: ((hah

Syphon: ((smol, you are the most sane here confirmed

Vaati: ((you think theyre sane

Amber: "Not fuckin' jumpin', is it?"

Syphon: ((okay

Syphon: ((ce, you are the most sane here confirmed

Chiaki Nanami: ((Ck is

Jasper: "No..."

Chiaki Nanami: ((Because

Amber: (i cri)

Shadow: ((gg. when IM the most sane

Syphon: ((well

Chiaki Nanami: ((Yee haw

Amber: "...So. You Homeworld, Jasper?"

Syphon: ((ck is insane in a different way

: ((What are you talking about

Syphon: ((he is possessed by dank

: ((CE is a furry

: ((CE is not sane

Syphon: ((furry = insanity confirmed

Vaati: ((i had to tell her that no, electric is not supereffective against grass

Shadow: ((that is not proven true

Syphon: ((is it not proven false?

Syphon: ((ce is proven furry because it is not proven false /s

Vaati: ((im not sane and im a furry

: ((^

: ((Prime example right there

Jasper: "Kind of... I was made on earth during the war."

Vaati: ((my gfs a lowkey furry

Syphon: ((fair enough

Syphon: ((wait, i'm a 2.5 on the furry scale, am i the most sane

Amber: "That really doesn't answer my question at all."

Shadow: ((i dont get the term "lowkey"

Vaati: ((are any of us not furries, at least lowkey

Amber: (Me?)

Amber: (I think?)

Vaati: ((its the opposite of thor

Shadow: (well. we're all undertale fans

Jasper: "... In my timeline, homeworld doesn't exist anymore."

: ((Roht

Syphon: ((we are all furries on this blessed day

Amber: (I mean I don't wank off to it often)

FFrisk: She's still asleep in her chair.

Amber: "...Wait, what?"

: ((I'm not a furry

Vaati: ((often

FFrisk: She's stopped snoring, and is now just quietly making breathing noises

Amber: (yes that was the joke mv)

Jasper: "It's gone. Along with everything else."

Shadow: is sitting silently on the infinicouch

Syphon: ((the only time furry is too much for me is when the skin gets patterns

Syphon: ((fuck dat shit

Vaati: ((crash bandicoot

Amber: "....What!?"

: ((Flame probably looks sane but secretly has this fucking weird fetish

Syphon: ((secretly we all have a weird fetish

Amber: ([s]is hypnosis weird[/s])

Shadow: ((to be fair. i grew up with a lot of things that could sway someone into being furry. like, for example, i'm a sonic fan

Jasper: winces, blowing a bit of hair out of her face. "Everything's gone."

Amber: (And yeah we're all into some WEIRD-ASS SHIT)

Vaati: ((yes

Jasper: ((it's better than vore, flame

Amber: (Just kinda how people work)

Amber: (Well yeah duh)

FFrisk: ((Resident futa fetish here

Syphon: ((we just don't know we all have weird fetishes becau---YES

Amber: (shuuuuun)

Amber: (SHUUUUUN)

FFrisk: ((Can confirm, Futa is wierd shit that I like

Syphon: ((YES

Shadow: ((i'm gonna abstain from any of this

Vaati: ((you guys realize im into vore right.

Amber: (I mean I think I might be bi maybe but futa is not a good)

Jasper: ((i can't handle vore

Syphon: ((i'm with laharl

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: ((are you actually into vore

Vaati: ((i respect that

Amber: "...Holy...shit."

Vaati: ((and yes

: ((Futa isn't bad, tbh. I mean I don't like it, but it's relatively normal))

Shadow: ((i just don't want any part of this. these things are private

: ((ah

: ((i didn't know that

DamnDude: (( Sorry, a few things happened real quick and I decided to get food ))

Syphon: ((hello dd welcome to fetishes

Amber: (that's fair CE but we're fairly comfy with it so eh)

Jasper: ((oooh okay

Syphon: ((also my awakening worked late

Vaati: ((thats fine

Amber: (also hi dd can you make this cryptic bullshit less that)

Chiaki Nanami: ((*stays out of the conversation because of what happened last time we talked fetishes*

Shadow: ((it's a secret

Syphon: ((wait something happened last time we talked fetishes?

DamnDude: (( Apparently I have a meeting friday, but there's no way I can actually go there ))

Syphon: ((welp

Amber: (shush CE that's not helpful)

Chiaki Nanami: ((Do i need to grab the tag again

Shadow: ((it's totally helpful

Syphon: ((maybe

DamnDude: (( Wait Laharl is everyone here for the secret? ))

Shadow: ((you know it's a secret now

Vaati: ((you guys kinkshame me all the time and im laughing

Amber: (I knew it was a fucking secret)

Syphon: ((i don't kinkshame

Chiaki Nanami: ((Its a secret

Syphon: ((i can disagree but not kinkshame

: ((I respect everybody's fetishes

Syphon: ((same

: ((If they wank to it they wank to it

Amber: (that's why i called it cryptic bullshit)

DamnDude: (( I know, but I also know something else. ))

Amber: (I respect it. I'll make fun but it's good natured for the most part)

Shadow: ((i have the philosophy of "to each their own" i may not like what you like, maybe even hate it. but i won't insult you for it

: ((I, for one, am not comfortable with sharing my super secret fetishes though))

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FFrisk: ((YEah DD

Syphon: ((i don't mind sharing futa but

Amber: (that's fair frisky)

FFrisk: ((Since DD is here we can start I think

Jasper: ((i'm ready for the secret

Syphon: ((there's another that i can't say so

Vaati: ((i make fun of others who are into the same stuff i am

: ((AH YES

: ((THE SECRET

Syphon: ((wait so we're doing secret

Syphon: ((i gtg rn

Vaati: ((SECRET TUNNEL

Amber: (I really hope the secret will make sense once it starts)

Syphon: ((i'm gonna get on fucking mobile though

Vaati: ((SECRET TUNNEL

Syphon: ((because i need to see this

Amber: (ASFOMFONMOM FAOSNGFOFNON IT'S A SECRET)

Shadow: ((it's a secret

Shadow: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwZISypgA9M

DamnDude: (( Okay, Laharl you start it off since it was your idea. ))

Amber: (thanks for linking what i was referencing since i was too busy to do it ce)

FFrisk: ((ALRIGHTY THEN

Amber: (like actually not sarcastically)

: High Priest Laharl [FFrisk] is now High Priest Laharl [].

: It's time for a story! A legend!

: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now DamnDude [].

: Fuck you.

: The legend of hardhead ne-*Scuffling*

: I don't want your legend.

: *Mic falling*

: *Door slamming*

: (( Does the legend ever die ))

: Sorry, Watsky got the keyboard.

: Jasper [Jasper] is now Chime [Chime].

: Inside a familiar Bar, there is a fridge.

Amber: fuck off with your motherfucking legend bullshit and get into the good shit ya fuck

Chime: ((heros never die

Barchar: ohai merasmus

: Inside that Fridge, Merasmus has another Wheel of Fate.

: Fuck your fridge.

Barchar: oh fuck off merasmus

Syphon: wakes up.

Syphon: Can't sleep. Dammit.

: "I"VE DONE I!"

: Chime [Chime] is now Jasper [Jasper].

Syphon: ...

Jasper: ((I

: "I HAVE COMPLETELY RUINED A TIMELINE! ALL ON MY OWN!"

Jasper: looks up. "What?"

Shadow: ...huh?

: "DADDY WILL FINALLY RESPECT ME FOR THE PROUD WIZARD I AM!"

: ANyways, off in another timeline.

Amber: jumps

Amber: fires at the fridge

Syphon: ...

: "OW!" Shut the fuck up Merasmus

Shadow: ...

: Off in another timeline, a Frisk just fell into a hole.

: And on the way down, shit got FUCKEd by a wheel of fate.

: Shadow [Shadow] is now CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC].

: Our story begins with the legend of Azazel, the demon.

: And a flower.

: Lets roll! DD, take the stand if you woulkd.

Fallen Azazel: "Alright, what the hell, I think I went into the wrong game again"

: Setting: The flower bed.

: DamnDude [] is now The Fallen Demon [Fallen Azazel].

: So that other people have some method of itneracting.

: The TV in the bar cuts off the Pleinair show, and is now focsing on Fallen Azazel

Syphon: Uh...

: Good luck.

Fallen Azazel: flies over to the flowerbed, giving it a quick look.

Jason Scott: "..."

: Jasper [Jasper] is now Corsiflowey [Corsiflowey].

Jason Scott: -He raises an eyebrow.-

Shadow: ...

Vaati: warps in and sees this.

Vaati: ...

Amber: "...What the shit?"

: ((Oh yeaaaaaaah

Syphon: Hey, welcome to...this.

Fallen Azazel: is staring directly at the flowerbed, nearly expecting something at this point.

Shadow: *shadow watches intently. only twitching a little bit*

Corsiflowey: -A strange flower raises out of the flowerbed. It's stem is skeletal, and it's petals look like a lily.-

Corsiflowey: "Hi there! I'm Corsi! Corsi the flower!"

: [WElcome to Hell, aka CaUTale]

: Oh

Syphon: ((oh shit

: [I]God[/

: Fuck

Syphon: ((holy fuck

: [I]God[/I]*

Fallen Azazel: looks at the flower, nodding.

Amber: (...huh)

Vaati: is in all purple of different shades. A studded top, jeans, heeled boots, studded belt, etc. But that's not important.

Fallen Azazel: (( 'Fuck God' ))

Syphon: watches intently.

Corsiflowey: "You're new around here, aren't you? Gosh, you must be so confused! Here! I'll help you out."

Syphon: (("god fuck god"

: ((I mean God has had to of masturbated sometime

Fallen Azazel: (( By the way, everything was random ))

Corsiflowey: ((it's hip to fuck god

Amber: looks at Vaati. Yeah, she's gonna assume he's a gem too at first. "Hey."

CryingEevee OOC: ((yup. rng))

Vaati: Hello.

Amber: (I assume not everyone has been assigned)

Corsiflowey: transports Azazel to the battle station.

CryingEevee OOC: ((...))

Fallen Azazel: grins, and nods. He's only going to talk to himself at this point.

Syphon: ((will everyone participate? Is this an over time thing?

CryingEevee OOC: ((¯\_(ツ)_/¯))

Amber: (I mean I hope so)

: ((If you wish to participate, you may request for one of the pre-rolled things to be given to you

Corsiflowey: "Down here, people help eachother out with little... ummm..."

Amber: "Who're you?"

Corsiflowey: -She pauses for a moment.-

: ((Like someone could take the Napstablook from me

Syphon: ((okay, can't do it now though

Amber: (you already pre-rolled it? With only, like, three people?)

: ((Please don't be an asshole and try to take major things

Vaati: I am Vaati. And you?

Corsiflowey: "Friendliness zaps!"

: ((Can I take Asriel /s

Fallen Azazel: (( We did everyone who was here last night, it was about 6 people ))

Amber: "Name's Amber."

Amber: (Well shit, wish I knew0

Vaati: A pleasure.

Amber: (oh well)

Fallen Azazel: uses his natural instinct to dodge.

Amber: "Yeah."

CryingEevee OOC: ((some of the roles are fantastic btw))

Vaati: ((dont reveal them tho

CryingEevee OOC: ((i wont))

: ((Dn't be a shit and reveal

Vaati: ((good

Corsiflowey: misses by a mile. "Um... oops, looks like you missed! Here, I'll try again!"

Fallen Azazel: shakes his head, and dodges again.

CryingEevee OOC: ((hey, i didn't reveal the secret. you can trust me))

Corsiflowey: now looks annoyed. "Buddy. This isn't a game. Run. Into. The lightnin - oh, whoops. Friendliness zaps!"

Fallen Azazel: disagrees with both of those things, and dodges again.

Corsiflowey: "..."

Corsiflowey: -Her petals turn pitch black. The act is dropped.-

Syphon: Woah.

Corsiflowey: "You think you're really cute, don't you?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((feel free to make guesses on roles though, although i won't reveal anything))

Fallen Azazel: nods.

Vaati: Interesting.

Vol: (( still has no idea what's going on

Barchar: "...Why is Corsiva flowey."

Corsiflowey: -A thundercloud forms over Azazel's head. [i][b]"Die."[/b][/i]

Syphon: Thought this was stupid at first but...

Vaati: I know not.

Syphon: Took a turn.

Barchar: "What the shit."

: "...ZzzZZZzzz..."

Vaati: It is entertaining, in a strange manner.

Protector Lua: -There's a light blade cut across from CorsivaFlowy-

: "I AM A MIGHTY WIZARD!"

: "I HAVE RUINED AN ENTIRE TIMELINE!"

Corsiflowey: "EEK!"

Amber: "AH JUST SHOT YOU YOU FUCK!"

: "ENJOY YOUR SHOW MORTALS!"

Corsiflowey: -Corsiflowey ran away.-

Vaati: Not mortal.

Syphon: (("KEK!"

: Merasmus flips Amber off from the fridge, the Fridge grows wheels.

: ]And rolls away

Amber: "NEITHER AM AH!"

Fallen Azazel: gives a confused look to what the hell just happened.

Amber: "...What the shit."

: ((Anyways

Syphon: ...

: ((I just realized DD will end up RPing with one of his own characters

??: "... What the hell." Everyone, meet your narrator.

: ((huh

Protector Lua: "Oh hey there, welcome to the ruins."

Fallen Azazel: (( I am going to be talking to myself for a bit here, won't I ))

Amber: (I'll admit I don't know who I would've used here)

Corsiflowey: ((yes you will

Amber: (Blonde?)

Amber: (*shrug*)

Fallen Azazel: (( Why did I give Lua the longest code ))

Vaati: ((yeah

: ((You've got your narrator

: ((And Napstablook

CryingEevee OOC: ((we decided NONE of the roles. it's all rng

Corsiflowey: ((bitch i'm staying the narrator

Syphon: ((this is great

Protector Lua: "The name's Lua, I'll make sure you get out of here safe and sound"

: The safeword for cutting past DD talking to himself, if DD agrees, is BANANAR

: Corsiflowey [Corsiflowey] is now ?? [??].

Amber: (He means that those are the people to break the DD only thing)

Vol: (( wut

??: ((oh right

Fallen Azazel: plays a long with it, for now.

CryingEevee OOC: ((i get it laharl))

??: "First a talking demon flower, and now a cyborg? This place is fucking weird."

Protector Lua: "Let's get moving, shall we?"

Fallen Azazel: hears a voice in his head, oh god it begins.

Protector Lua: "I designed a few things to make the place more interesting, puzzles, robots, whatever helps me pass time down here."

??: "Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name."

??: -Meta little shit.-

Protector Lua: -walks up to the door with the fallen demon, "So, do you want to try the first puzzle?"

: [Name the Firen CHild]

: [Shit]

: [Mispell]

: [Keyboard]

: [Fuck me]

Fallen Azazel: -shakes his head, but Lua makes him do it anyways.

: [Fallen*

: Ew no

: I don't want to fuck you

CryingEevee OOC: ((name the... something?))

??: "This is bullshit. Who does he think he is, our dad?"

Syphon: ((name the fallen demon

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Fallen Azazel: puts in BANANAR in the puzzle panel after checking the room after getting the clues from the room.

: [You skip ahead to...]

: [Napstablook]

Protector Lua: -has already left at this point-

: Theres a figure lying faceodnw in the hallway, blocking your path.

Fallen Azazel: looks at whatever is ahead of him.

: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [Redstablook].

Redstablook: "...Oh, hey."

Redstablook: It's red, except her usual giant red cloak has been replaced by a white, giant, bedsheet-ish thing.

Fallen Azazel: shrugs. He's seen weirder things than this at this point.

??: "Aww, she's kind of cute."

??: "Wonder what's under that sheet."

Redstablook: "...Whats up?"

Redstablook: She's directly in your way, fight Red?

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Fallen Azazel: grins, and decides to fight the red.

Redstablook: "I'm uh, kinda busy here." [FIGHT] [ACT] [MERCY] [ITEM]

??: "FIGHT"

Fallen Azazel: [Fight]

Redstablook: You smack tthe Red with your stack.

Redstablook: She takes damage.

Fallen Azazel: looks at the stick, wondering when the hell it got here.

Redstablook: "...Dude...if you wanted me to get out of the way you could've just asked." Grenades fall out of the bedsheet.

Vaati: ...

Syphon: ...

Fallen Azazel: runs away from the grenades, as he's afraid of unrealistically large explosions.

Vaati: Rude.

Redstablook: They're not that big.

Redstablook: Like, Junkrat grenades, tops.

Syphon: is fascinated.

??: "Wow, do you do everything someone tells you to? How submissive! I love it."

Redstablook: When the explosion ends Red dissapears off into fuckall

Amber: ([s]you would[/s])

Redstablook: See you in Waterfall

Amber: (i mean i dunno who the fuck it is)

: High Priest Laharl [Redstablook] is now High Priest Laharl [].

Fallen Azazel: continues flying in his merry way.

: Vaati's connection timed out.

: [BANANAR?]

Fallen Azazel: [Not yet]

: Frisky x)'s connection timed out.

Fallen Azazel: [I just wanted to skip that because I didn't remember it very well]

Fallen Azazel: [So where are we now actually]

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: [You skip past bullshit puzzles and shit]

: [Torielua's house]

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Fallen Azazel: is flying, so fuck puzzles.

??: -Did they visit the robot bake sale?

Protector Lua: "Oh hey, you're back. I was just about to go back, just ran into a few detours and such."

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: Assumedly Azazel bought some robotic goods for robots

Protector Lua: "In hindsight making puzzles with one solution the only way to get through was a terrible idea."

Fallen Azazel: nods.

??: "No shit, genius."

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Protector Lua: "Anyways, I got some vodka I stole back from awhile, and considering demons I know, you're probably above age..."

: So have I assumedly taken over the role of the *Narrator* as in, random fucking NPC dialouge in shit

Protector Lua: "So do you want some while I go and get your room set up?"

Fallen Azazel: nods quickly, really wanting some vodka for this.

??: "Hey, here's a good host! Not bad, cyborg."

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Protector Lua: "Alright, it's in the kitchen, you'll find your way around the house."

CryingEevee OOC: ((test))

Protector Lua: -leads the demon into his house-

Vol: (( failed

CryingEevee OOC: ((wow, sparp ate my text. what is this, charat?))

Jäger Leyline: (slarc still happening?

CryingEevee OOC: ((no))

Syphon: ((nope

??: ((nope

: ((No, but something else started))

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's CaUtale now))

??: ((we're doing something silly now

Fallen Azazel: flies around the house, seeing some rooms to the right, a stairway, and a living room with a connected room to the left.

Syphon: ((at least it's not every 5 messages CE

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah))

??: "Hm. Homey."

Fallen Azazel: flies to the left and finds the kitchen, he inspects the bottle.

Vol: (( cautale u whAT

Syphon: ((yes

??: "Looks like alcohol. Delicious."

CryingEevee OOC: ((this is cautale))

: my name is Tyrone [Vol] is now Tyrone [Vol].

Vol: (( oh

Jäger Leyline: (hey bread

: Tyrone [Vol] is now irony [Vol].

: ((Hello))

??: ((btw feel free to guess who the narrator is

Fallen Azazel: 'Netherworld Vodka, huh?'

Syphon: ((idk

CryingEevee OOC: ((aka: a timeline merasmus just ruined))

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Vol: (( Oh god

Vol: (( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystic,_Connecticut

??: "That's the good shit!"

Syphon: ((o no

Jäger Leyline: ((you know Im pretty much finished with Jeska right?

: ((Mmhmm))

Fallen Azazel: takes a drink, and immediately puts it down.

: Being a demon, Azazel doesn't buyrn to death from the Netka

??: "Mm-mm-mm. So good."

Fallen Azazel: attempts another drink, and the same result occurs.

Jäger Leyline: (and that Acatsus joinin her means hes likely done too

: ((Wasn't doing anything with Acastus anyways, tbh))

Jäger Leyline: ((mmkay

Fallen Azazel: drunkly flies around the house, to the room that Lua has prepared.

Azalea: -They finished what they were doing a while ago, and now she's trying to cut the cast off herself.-

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??: "Ooooh shit dude, you can get wasted! Whoooa..."

Syphon: ((still no idea of narrator

Protector Lua: "Y'know, it's been awhile since I've had anyone stay here... and by that I mean no one really has stayed here."

Azalea: -She's gonna hurt herself if she doesn't have help.-

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline].

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Loni Leyline: enters

Loni Leyline: azalea what are you doing?

: You ould inspect the house for foreshadowing shit

Protector Lua: "But y'know, it's good that you're here now."

Azalea: "Getting the cast off."

Loni Leyline: stop youll hurt yourself, let ms do it

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Loni Leyline: me*

Protector Lua: "Just relax and enjoy yourself, I wouldn't have it any other way"

Azalea: "Fiiine."

Azalea: -She holds her arm out.-

Chiaki Nanami: ((Mfw the next goddamn professor layton game is a game of mafia

Protector Lua: -leaves to his room, leaving Azazel to the guest room-

Chiaki Nanami: ((It's been 4 years, and the next game is mafia

??: "Looks like you're alone..."

Loni Leyline: starts slowy cutting into it

Fallen Azazel: looks around the room.

Loni Leyline: this blade is suppose to be reallyharp

Loni Leyline: sharp*

??: "Hmm... some dusty toys... kind of lame..."

Loni Leyline: gotta ne careful

Vaati: watches the tv intently. Something faint sparkles at the base of his head.

Azalea: "Okay."

Fallen Azazel: agrees with the voice in his head.

Vaati: ((theyre sex toys /s

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: There is a plant in the place of the cactus.

: The rare Craci Rose, the most annoying as fuck of plants.

: Some asshat brought an invasive species from their world.

Loni Leyline: cuts into it until its almost spilt open then uses her hands to pry it

??: "Ugh. This thing. Fuck this stupid plant."

Chiaki Nanami: is in her classroom, the lights are off, and the teacher is just watching her play

??: "And not in the fun way."

: Theres a reason they sound likme Crazy Rose.

Chara_Dreemurr: -She walks in, still in the uniform.-

Fallen Azazel: agrees with the voice in his head again, and lays down into the bed.

: They have a tendency to do stupid shit like turn you female or change your hair color, best not to touch it.

Chiaki Nanami: the teacher points to the door

Chiaki Nanami: is staring at the tv

Azalea: -It comes off, and her arm is okay.-

Chara_Dreemurr: "..."

Chiaki Nanami: her hands are just on autopilot

Azalea: "Heeeyy, look at that?"

Fallen Azazel: falls asleep, and we need that RPG jingle right about now.

: ."*

: [Katawa Shoujo OST: PAssing of Time[

Vaati: 's ears twitch.

??: -I was gonna go with macintosh plus but okay-

Chara_Dreemurr: -She stays silent.-

??: -Whatever, the narrator blares it through the demon's dreams-

Fallen Azazel: wakes up, in a slight panic.

Fallen Azazel: 'Still wrong game, right'

??: "WHOA WHAT'S - oh, that's your problem, huh?"

Chiaki Nanami: finishes the game

Chiaki Nanami: "..."

Loni Leyline: looks at her arm

Chiaki Nanami: "Can I go..."

Fallen Azazel: nods.

Loni Leyline: how does it feel?

??: "Well tough shit, you're stuck with me now."

: irony [Vol] disconnected.

Azalea: -She moves it around.-

Fallen Azazel: wonders where he should fly to now, in a somewhat hung over state.

Azalea: "Pretty good."

Jäger Leyline: -has some words for charaD

Loni Leyline: hugs the arm

??: "Let's go to the kitchen, maybe we can find some knives."

Azalea: "It's all good right? Floofy?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Good job, Chiaki."

Fallen Azazel: agrees with the voice in his head, trying to find knifes.

Chiaki Nanami: turns around

Chiaki Nanami: "Oh, hey Chara"

Chiaki Nanami: "Um.. how did you get in here?"

Fallen Azazel: can't find the knife he wants, considering there's no mom in the relationship.

Loni Leyline: a bit, kind of stinks

Chara_Dreemurr: "My class ended."

??: "Damn it."

Chara_Dreemurr: "And the dorm is locked."

Chiaki Nanami: "Oh yeah, it auto-locks"

Azalea: "Right. I'll have to wash my arm."

Chiaki Nanami: stands up, walking out with chara

??: "Whatever, let's blow this joint."

Vaati: toys with his hair. Observant people may notice a glistening thing at the base of his head.

: Frisky x)'s connection timed out.

Fallen Azazel: flies over to the main room, and it looks like Lua is working on something. He goes past him and into the basement.

Chara_Dreemurr: -She goes with Chiaki.-

Jasper: - You're out of luck, she's watching tv too.-

Syphon: is observant to the show.

Chiaki Nanami: "I have the key, I don't have another though"

Protector Lua: -runs down there- "Yeah, no."

Azalea: "Can't get my cast wet though, so I'll need to just wash my arm."

Fallen Azazel: keeps flying anyways, while Lua keeps chasing after him.

??: "Stop trying to cockblock us!"

Protector Lua: "...Are you really going to act like this right now"

Azalea: "So you're gonna have to help me."

Fallen Azazel: keeps on flyin', flyin', flyin'.

Protector Lua: "Alright, fine. If you're gonna be like this, I guess I have no choice."

Chara_Dreemurr: "We should go make another."

Chara_Dreemurr: "At some point."

Chiaki Nanami: "It's a card"

: Frisky x) [] joined chat.

??: "Oh, what's he gonna do, fight us?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "...Shoot."

Chiaki Nanami: pulls a keycard out of somewhere

Protector Lua: -starts up his holosword- "Alright, there's no turning back now. Just go back upstairs and nobody has to get hurt"

??: "Holy shit. He's gonna fight us."

Fallen Azazel: after now*

Chiaki Nanami: scans it

Loni Leyline: (brb

Chiaki Nanami: aaaand the door opens

: [color=#ff0000]kill himmmmm[/color]

??: ((quote from man fought: "what are you gonna do, fight me?"

Vaati: ((quote from man stabbed: "what are you gonna do, stab me?"

Chara_Dreemurr: -She walks in, and holds the door for Chiaki.-

Fallen Azazel: continues going.

CryingEevee OOC: ((azazel don't stop for nothing))

Protector Lua: "Alright, you're not gonna listen then, let's end this and make sure you will"

Chiaki Nanami: she goes in, and hops on the futon

Chara_Dreemurr: -She goes over to the futon, and sits with her.-

Chiaki Nanami: "I had to stay late.."

: ((I should be asleep but

: ((Nah, I'll just plan PMD

: ((Because planning is funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn /s

Protector Lua: -goes for a few attacks, but he can't seem to consistently get a hit it. One or two here and there, but not often-

Chiaki Nanami: ((New episode tomorrow

Syphon: ((i should be asleep but this is cool

Chara_Dreemurr: "Why?"

: ((Wait what

Chiaki Nanami: "I flubbed a jump, and I needed to correct it"

Fallen Azazel: consults the voice in his head.

: ((Slarc's tomorrow?

Chiaki Nanami: ((No

Chiaki Nanami: ((New episode of dr

: ((Oh, okay

??: "Hah, it'd be sweet of you to spare him, huh? But he attacked us first, so do your worse."

Chiaki Nanami: ((Which determines what I do with this bitch

Chara_Dreemurr: "Oh."

??: "Or... we can seduce him."

Chiaki Nanami: she leans on chara, clearly tired

Chara_Dreemurr: "Tired already?"

Fallen Azazel: decides to ignore that last comment, and attacks Lua with the stick.

: ((Imagine if Chiaki dies

Amber: (I am number 380 in this chat)

: ((And Chara comes crawling straight back to Jeska

Syphon: ((gj

Amber: ([i]THREE HUNDRED AND FUCKING EIGHTY[i])

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CryingEevee OOC: ((azazel just conveniently forgets he can brimstone))

Chiaki Nanami: ((I've already said if chiaki winds up dying I'm gonna just have her horribly injured, unless she dies later

Protector Lua: -The left arm falls off after a direct attack to this- "...I can still do this."

??: "No, that's not the stick I wanted you to use!"

: ((I said

Chiaki Nanami: ((Mental abuse is still fair game though

: (("Imagine"

Chiaki Nanami: ((And i did

Vaati: ((thats not mettaton

??: "It's cute how much you listen, though."

: The narrator's narrator is now unavailable

Syphon: ((lua is metta confirmed

: Chime's 'not te stick to use' line is making me wheeze

Protector Lua: "...Crap, I haven't been able to practice very often, I didn't realize I was in such shit condition"

??: "shit husbando"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Guess we won't be doing anything tonight, huh?"

Chiaki Nanami: "We can, but.."

Protector Lua: "We can stop this, just.. go back upstairs."

Chiaki Nanami: falls asleep

Chiaki Nanami: is hard out

Fallen Azazel: consults the voice in his head again.

Chara_Dreemurr: -She just snuggles.-

??: "... To the bedroom? Is he offering to take us to his bedroom?"

Chiaki Nanami: a few minutes later, she wakes up

Chiaki Nanami: "Huh?"

: Loni Leyline's connection timed out.

Chara_Dreemurr: "You fell asleep. Guess we won't be doing anything."

: ((Welcome to Bread's life of drama and cheating on women

Chara_Dreemurr: "Wouldn't want you falling asleep."

: ((I swear Bread is this terrible at women irl and he's trying to show a message by RPing these characters

Fallen Azazel: ignores the voice in his head and tries to barrel past Lua.

: Frisky x)'s connection timed out.

Chiaki Nanami: "I just need something to drink.."

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: ((the "Socially-Inept" thing isn't a joke))

Protector Lua: -is pushed over to the side- "..I can't stop you.. Yet you just want to do the stupid thing here."

Chara_Dreemurr: -She gets a water bottle, and gives it to Chiaki.-

: ((Bread will fucking cheat on the love of his life

Chiaki Nanami: ((We need to equip azalea with the socially inept bread

: ((Predicting it right here

Chiaki Nanami: takes it, and drinks the water

: ((No, I wouldn't))

Protector Lua: -winces, knowing he can't stop the demon at this point without it taking his life- "Alright fine, if I can't stop one demon, I can't stop any demon from doing anything stupid at this point"

: Chime just almost killed me

: I was laughing while eating cheezits

Chiaki Nanami: Are we gonna finish *it* tonight?

Syphon: ((o shit

Fallen Azazel: flies through the doors, not really caring about Lua.

??: "So long and thanks for all the fish."

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: ((What Slarv?))

Chiaki Nanami: The mini-arc

Chiaki Nanami: "Thanks.."

Fallen Azazel: looks around the area past the doors.

Chara_Dreemurr: "No problem."

Loni Leyline: (bread loves to hook up with me and dump my ass

Chiaki Nanami: leans back on crab

??: -There's somebody watching...-

Fallen Azazel: looks around the room.

: ?? [??] is now Corsiflowey [Corsiflowey].

Corsiflowey: "Well, well. Look at you."

Corsiflowey: "You managed to get past him without stabbing him to death. I'd clap but I don't have hands."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Hmm. You probably need sleep or something."

Fallen Azazel: would have stabbed him to death, but he couldn't find mom's knife.

Azalea: "So, now I have my arms, we need crutches."

Corsiflowey: "Do you really think you'll stay this lucky? Eventually you're gonna fight someone with lots of blood on their hands."

Chiaki Nanami: "You're warm.."

Corsiflowey: "And do you know what's gonna happen then? You're gonna die, over, and over, and over."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Yes, yes I am."

??: =)

Corsiflowey: "Until..." The flower chuckles. "Blood taints your hands too."

Corsiflowey: "See you around!"

Corsiflowey: -She's gone.-

Fallen Azazel: grins, as he continues to fly to the new area.

: Frisky x)'s connection timed out.

: ...

: What's this in the bush?

Vol: (( rip yazan

: It's a...camera. A fucked up, kinda hastily-slapped together camera from the looks of it.

: Corsiflowey [Corsiflowey] is now ?? [??].

: It's got some kind of black liquid on it.

Loni Leyline: (Im at work

Chara_Dreemurr: "You're warm too."

Syphon: (([s]ink[/s]

??: "... Do they shoot secret camera pranks here?"

: ((Okay))

Fallen Azazel: shrugs.

??: "Might as well move on..."

: Vaati's connection timed out.

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Fallen Azazel: keeps moving on, flying above the snow.

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Loni Leyline: Cant I just carry you everywhere?

: You fly over a stick

Chiaki Nanami: BULLSHIT YOU NEED A JUMP BUTTON

??: -The stick snaps after Azazel does so.=

Azalea: "Yeah, but if you're asleep, or I need help."

Chiaki Nanami: snuggles into wherever she would up leaning on

Fallen Azazel: looks at the snapped stick.

??: -Nobody's there.-

Chara_Dreemurr: -Probably her upper body.-

Loni Leyline: I know

Azalea: "I need crutches still."

Loni Leyline: Ill get some

Fallen Azazel: looks around.

Azalea: "For now, I can just hug you with both my arms now."

??: "This is some cheap horror movie shit."

: Frisky x)'s connection timed out.

Fallen Azazel: nods.

??: "All we need is a video camera and we've got the blair witch project."

Chiaki Nanami: pulls her down onto the bed, snuggling up to her side

Fallen Azazel: (( Hold up 1 second, I just found out something, and I am totally fukcing correct. ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((tfw palms spaghetti, knees weak, arm's spaghetti, there's vomit on my sweater already. mom's spaghetti))

Fallen Azazel: (( Remember the unmentionable movie and I said how it should just be called taskforce x because that's what they call it most of the time? ))

Fallen Azazel: (( the team* ))

Chara_Dreemurr: "Mm."

Fallen Azazel: (( That's the actual alternate title ))

Loni Leyline: gets in bed with Azalea

Chara_Dreemurr: "You're very snuggly."

Azalea: "Yaaaay."

Vaati: whips up a small whirlwind, sitting on it. Faint winds flow through the bar.

Chiaki Nanami: ((They say the forbidden word a grand total of twice in the whole movie, so I can see that

Fallen Azazel: thinks for a moment, 'Didn't we already find a camera?'

Azalea: "Now we can snuggle with eachother and our plushes."

Syphon: ...What are you doing?

??: "... Shit. We did."

Fallen Azazel: flies along anyways.

Chiaki Nanami: "You're very nice to snuggle"

Shadow: *shadow is ignoring anything in the bar. just watching*

Chara_Dreemurr: "I'd hope so."

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] disconnected.

Vaati: Resting from standing.

??: [sub]"He's almost to the bridge..."[/sub]

Syphon: There's chairs and a couch.

Vaati: This is more fun.

Syphon: ...Fine.

Fallen Azazel: looks around while he flies.

??: "You're walking through the woods."

Syphon: ignores the winds and looks to the TV.

Loni Leyline: Jager said miss Jeska left

Vaati: looks to the TV.

: Theres noone around, and your phone is dead.

Azalea: -She nods.-

??: "Out of the corner of your eye, you see him."

Azalea: "I know. I was there when she left, because she fired a gun."

Loni Leyline: ....

Loni Leyline: I wonder why though

Gasans: -Gasans LaBeouf.-

Azalea: "I dunno."

Azalea: "I didn't know her too well, so it's fine to me."

Fallen Azazel: looks at the skeleton, and waves.

Loni Leyline: She was nice to me

Gasans: "Demon."

Gasans: "Don't you know how to greet a new pal?"

Fallen Azazel: shakes his head.

Azalea: "Hmm. I'm sure she'll be fine."

Gasans: "Come on. Shake my hand." He reaches for Azazel.

Loni Leyline: I have seen that human boy either

Fallen Azazel: shrugs, and shakes the hand.

: irony [Vol] disconnected.

Loni Leyline: those wolves are gone

Azalea: "Must have went with her."

: HOW DO YOU HOLD A WHOOPIE CUSHION

Loni Leyline: I hope they are happy

: YOU HAVE HOLE HANDS

Vaati: ((tape

Gasans: -Something slimy is now on Azazel's hand. Gasans bursts out laughing.-

Azalea: "I'm sure they are."

Vaati: chuckles.

Loni Leyline: heh he was kind of cute

: ?? [??] is now Gasans [Gasans].

Azalea: "Ah come on."

Fallen Azazel: lets go, wondering what he just got on his hands.

: ((Brb))

Gasans: "HAAAAH! The old egg in the hand hole trick! Works every time!"

Syphon: ...How is this so good.

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Fallen Azazel: gives a confused looks to Gaster.

Loni Leyline: what? he was

Vaati: I know not but that was perfect.

??: "You're sure that's egg, right?"

Chiaki Nanami: rests her head on chara's chest, putting her arms around her

Gasans: "Anyway, I'm Gaster. You're from the surface, right?"

Vaati: ((chime ya killed me im dead

Fallen Azazel: nods. Basement, surface, close enough.

Gasans: "Incredible."

Gasans: "You should look out though... My little brother, he's all about looking for people from the surface."

Gasans: ((ce are you here

CryingEevee OOC: ((i am))

Syphon: ((ooo

Gasans: ((alright, here's your cue

Fallen Azazel: shrugs, 'Demon, people, close enough?'

Fallen Azazel: thinks 'Wait didn't we just find a person'

Gasans: "In fact... I think I see him coming. Quick, hide behind this demon-shaped lamp!"

Loni Leyline: he wasnt as cute as you are though. Youre the only person I was to be with

Gasans: leads Azazel to a lamp that is indeed demon-shaped.

: It's amazing how Azazel can hide behind a lamp shaped after a completely different demon

Fallen Azazel: goes behind the lamp, and immediately Zelda's it.

??: "NICE."

Gasans: "Or... you can do that too."

Fallen Azazel: uses the lamp to hide behind it.

Chiaki Nanami: ((Nobody understands unaware clefable it's great

Syphon: ((so they're unaware?

Vaati: ((ayyyyyyyyyy

: ((Back))

Azalea: "Good."

Syphon: ((wb

Azalea: "Cause you're the only one I want to be with."

CryingEevee OOC: ((speaking of back, i had to go afk for a second))

Syphon: ((lies

: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] is now Papygue [Papygue].

Azalea: -She gives a smol kiss.-

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Chiaki Nanami: ((This guy with an all arceus team

Papygue: enters the scene

Chiaki Nanami: ((Used 6 cosmic powers

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Chiaki Nanami: ((And got wasted

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Gasans: "Hey little bro! What's up?"

Papygue: ((great. this scene is really fuzzy in my memory.

Syphon: ((rip

Chara_Dreemurr: -She sighs, but it's not a bad sigh.-

Loni Leyline: kiss back and lies on her

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Chiaki Nanami: "Huh?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Nothing, just relaxing."

Loni Leyline: do you like boys

Papygue: ((time to wing it))

Azalea: -She smiles, and wraps her arms around Loni.-

Gasans: ((haaaa

Vaati: ((more like wingding it

Syphon: ((kek

Chiaki Nanami: "Oh.. alright"

: ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Loni Leyline: I never really thougbt about it much

Papygue: What's up? there's a demon around here the royal vassals are looking for!

Syphon: ((almost midnight woo

Chara_Dreemurr: "You like there don't you?"

Azalea: "Hmm?"

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Gasans: "Oooh, really? I haven't seen him around. Sorry!"

Loni Leyline: boys....do you like them?

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Chiaki Nanami: "It's soft.."

Papygue: oh darn it! well if you see them let me capture them okay?

Azalea: "Yeah. But I like girls too. Guess I just don't really care, aslong as I like them."

Azalea: "And I like you, so. I want to be with you over anyone."

Chiaki Nanami: "Is it ok?"

Loni Leyline: when I first meey

Gasans: "Of course! Wouldnt want to steal my littl bro's thunder, huh? You've got all that brain power, I'm sure you can do it!"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Of course, I like it."

??: "B... brain power?"

Loni Leyline: meet you I was so happy just to have someone to talk to

??: "O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA"

Azalea: "Now we're smooching and hugging like those sappy romance movies."

Chiaki Nanami: she leans up and gives her a smooch

Papygue: of course i can! i am the powerful giegue! *papygue runs off screen*

Syphon: ((i dunno who the narrator is but they are good

Chara_Dreemurr: -She smooches back.-

Loni Leyline: heh -blushes

: Amber's connection timed out.

Gasans: "Alright, be home in time for dinner!"

Syphon: ((veey good

Fallen Azazel: hums to the theme after Giegue leaves.

Syphon: ((very*

Azalea: -She blushes too.-

Loni Leyline: dont know if mad max was romance

??: "Normally I despise memes but that was too good of an opportunity to pass up."

Azalea: "I wasn't talking about mad max."

Loni Leyline: I actually had a crush on your brother you know

Fallen Azazel: can't stop thinking about Brain Power now.

Gasans: "Hey, so... that was my brother. WE're adopted."

??: "... Shit."

Azalea: "Are you joking?"

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Fallen Azazel: shrugs. He probably should have guessed that.

Azalea: "He's like, six years older than you."

Loni Leyline: hasnt pulled out the naughty dvds yet

: Amber [Amber] disconnected.

Syphon: ((IT'S HIGH MOON

Azalea: "And a huge butt."

Syphon: ((FUUUUUUUUUCK

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Gasans: "Ah, anyway... can I ask you a favor?"

: Amber [Amber] disconnected.

Syphon: ((JUST MISSED IT

Fallen Azazel: looks to Gaster.

: ((Did Loni accidentally buy hentai))

Loni Leyline: I KNOW Ita just.....he called me beautiful

Loni Leyline: (maybeeeeeee

Loni Leyline: he does have a big butt

Chiaki Nanami: "I did look for one of those toys you talked about, during my lunch break"

Azalea: "Ohhh my god Loni."

Chiaki Nanami: Dr just updated

Gasans: "Can you play along with my brother? He really, really wants to be a royal vassal."

Azalea: "O said he WAS a butt."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Yeah?"

: I*

Female Asriel: She agrees

Fallen Azazel: shrugs, then nods.

Hywel: -He is a butt.-

Chiaki Nanami: Goddammit it wasn't despair arc

Chiaki Nanami: Just the shitty dub of future arc

Female Asriel: about both of these things

Azalea: "Guess I'm lucky he's like, way to old, right?"

Papygue: ((i think i'm legit going to vomit. brb

Azalea: "Things may have been Reaallly different. Imagine if I was with Fanta and you were with my brother."

Syphon: ((oh no

Chiaki Nanami: ((Rip

Gasans: "Oh, fantastic. Thanks for this."

: ((Rip your food from an hour ago))

Female Asriel: Yeah the girl who has always seen azalea as her semi-kid

Loni Leyline: This was before you and I wrre together

Female Asriel: And I thought hywel has an oedipus complex

Gasans: ((can we take a break soon? I'm really achy all of a sudden and I wanna see if I can sleep it off

Chiaki Nanami: she reaches into her coat

Chiaki Nanami: or, shirt

Loni Leyline: I cried when he called me beautiful

: ((Alright, we'll do the dogs and then do the rest later

Chiaki Nanami: has a button down shirt

Fallen Azazel: (( I'm getting a head ache out of nowhere, so I might need a break soon ))

Azalea: "Really?"

Gasans: ((alright

Syphon: ((everyone is suddenly sick

Azalea: "He's a nice guy, isn't he. He saved my sanity, and maybe my physical well-being, too."

Fallen Azazel: (( We didn't replace the dogs, we only did major characters ))

Vaati: warps out without a word.

Chiaki Nanami: ((WELL

Chiaki Nanami: ((WHO WANTS IN

Loni Leyline: no one has ever called me that prior to him

Azalea: "Even though he didn't need to, it have any reason to."

Chiaki Nanami: ((TO BE A DOGE

: ((Well see

Chiaki Nanami: ((Fuck we forgot annoying dog

: ((Theres a funny thing about the dogs

: ((Especially considering who the overlord is

Vaati: ((dood

: ((dood

Syphon: ((welp

Chiaki Nanami: ((dood

??: "Come on, let's get moving."

Fallen Azazel: nods, and gets moving.

Gasans: ((wait, there's at least one dog left, right?

Vaati: nvm

Gasans: ((so i can make the joke i want

Vaati: decided to stay

: Theres a shitton of snow poffs infront of Azazel.

: A savce point is at the end of the sea of poffs.

Fallen Azazel: destorys each snow poff.

: Gasans [Gasans] is now ?? [??].

Azalea: "Did I tell you the story about my father?"

: The las-

: Thats...

: A giant fucking penguin the size of some trucks raises out of the snow.

Loni Leyline: (brb in 40

: ((Greater Prinn))

??: "Wow, look at you. Destroyer of snooooh my god."

Fallen Azazel: hits it with a stick.

Syphon: ((gg

Loni Leyline: no

: The penguin's head pops off, and a giant dog steps out.

??: "..."

: Greater Dog, in disguise.

??: "You think he does doggy style?"

Chiaki Nanami: Greater dood

Azalea: "Well, do you want the long version or the short version?"

Vaati: ((IM DEAD

Fallen Azazel: '...'

Syphon: ((rip mv

Fallen Azazel: flies away from giant dog.

Chiaki Nanami: "I just asked for something fun.."

??: "Okay, not a furry. Sorry about that."

Fallen Azazel: ignores the voice in his head.

Chara_Dreemurr: "And what did you get?"

Papygue: ((okay. good news is a didn't vomit. bad news. i still feel like i could at any moment

Syphon: ((o no

Chiaki Nanami: pulls out a 5-inch wide ass pounder XL5 Triple Deluxe Mega Edition Tokyo Drift

Vaati: ((OH MAN I CANT WAIT TO SEE THE JOKES ?? SAYS ABOUT THE ONES IM PLAYING

Fallen Azazel: goes back to the ruins door and tires to open it.

??: ((don't worry, we're gonna take a break soon

??: "... yeah, no dice."

: ((Tokyo. Tokyo drift))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Tokyo drift

Syphon: ((beta mix

??: "I don't think the cyborg wants to see us anyway."

Fallen Azazel: wishes he had bombs right now, and flies back to the dog.

: The camera in the bush fires a spurt of black liquid at you as you leave.

Chiaki Nanami: "Is this good?"

Syphon: ((unused vocal version

??: "DID THE CAMERA JUST JIZZ AT US"

??: "WHAT THE HELL"

Fallen Azazel: '...'

: ((YOU MEAN THIS ONE?))

: ((https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fast_and_the_Furious:_Tokyo_Drift

Syphon: ((jfc

Fallen Azazel: is not liking narrator man anymore.

: ((THIS TOKYO DRIFT))

Chara_Dreemurr: "Well then. I think so."

Chiaki Nanami: ((Tokyo drift

??: -Too bad, he's stuck with him=

Chiaki Nanami: "I don't know what's good"

Chiaki Nanami: she sets it down

Chara_Dreemurr: "Me neither."

Fallen Azazel: pokes the dog.

: After an extremely confusing Greater Prinndog fight

: (The Dood Unit seriously needs new material)

: (Doodo didn't even see you)

: [SAVE?]

Fallen Azazel: [SAVE]

: [The chaos that Merasmus has caused fille dyou with DISGUST]

Chiaki Nanami: it's about the width of an Ipad mini

Vaati: ((i have an ipad mini

: [This will be resumed tomorrow hopefully we can knock this entire thing out by the end of the week.]

Syphon: ((currently on android

Fallen Azazel: [?? mostly did that]

Chiaki Nanami: well you know how big chiaki's dildo is then

Chara_Dreemurr: "Really, really thick."

Syphon: Holy.

Syphon: Fuck.

Chiaki Nanami: "He said it was fun"

: The TV blips off.

: Papygue [Papygue] is now Shadow [Shadow].

Vaati: ((are you implying that it could fit in an asshole without permanent damage

Shadow: ...

Syphon: Wow. New entertainment.

Chiaki Nanami: ((Well if it was round

Vaati: Very.

??: ((alright i'm gonna head off to bed

Syphon: I don't have to play with ice.

??: ((gn everyone

Syphon: ((same

Chara_Dreemurr: "I don't know."

: ?? [??] disconnected.

Chiaki Nanami: ((gn

Syphon: ((gn

Vaati: ((thats still gona rek u

Vaati: ((gn

Chara_Dreemurr: "That might actually hurt us."

: ((So, CaUTale has been really damn fun

Chiaki Nanami: "Maybe.."

Vaati: shrugs, warping out.

: Shadow [Shadow] is now CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC].

Chiaki Nanami: ((It's been fun to watch

: Loni Leyline's connection timed out.

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm gonna like, try not to throw up))

: ((You';ll get your time, i'm waiting to

Chiaki Nanami: "I did get one more, because he was pushy"

Fallen Azazel: (( I like how the character I planned out so much is mostly done ))

Syphon: yawns, and falls asleep.

Vaati: ((ohhhh man im gonna have fun with mine

: ((We've kinda made it blatantly obvious who the Asgore is

: ((Also, are we incorporating Gaster, as in the timeline's Gaster, in Waterfall?

Fallen Azazel: (( And the character I put a minute of thought into is the one I'm doing the whole thing ))

Vaati: ((we better

Fallen Azazel: (( probably ))

Vaati: ((you better.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Let's see it."

Fallen Azazel: (( and Red's probably gonna replace one of the dog guards? ))

: ((Alright, I can bullshit up a reason for the perosn who has him to RP him after the events of CaUTale

: ((A reminder that Red canonically appears during The Core

: ((So we'll have to wait for The Red

Fallen Azazel: (( Huh, alright ))

Fallen Azazel: (( I didn't know where they actually showed up ))

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: ((Still can't get over some of these fucking rolls

Chiaki Nanami: pulls out a super vibe scepter 9001 turbo buster!~ edition Sunneh Approved

Fallen Azazel: (( Also because I was never Lua alone ))

: Vaati's connection timed out.

: ((We all know the one thats just perfect

: The Fallen Demon [Fallen Azazel] is now The Cyborg Protector of the Ruins [Protector Lua].

Chiaki Nanami: ((I'm gonna love my rolls

: Smolapeño's connection timed out.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Hmm."

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Chiaki Nanami: "Do you like it..?"

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: ((Doodo totally yelled NOOT NOOT instead of Pet pat pot

Chara_Dreemurr: "We'll see at some point."

Chiaki Nanami: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1c2KzJbcGA me rn

: ((Alright,t hos eof you not participating currently

Vol: (( o

Vol: (( yes?

: ((Who do you think the upcoming characters are

: ((Asgore is fucking obvious as hell

Vol: (( i dont know

Chiaki Nanami: "Not tonight.. I'm tired"

Vol: (( i missed like half of this because life

Protector Lua: (( So, I still can't get over the fact that I nearly bankrupted someone in fortune street, which is normally super hard and extremely luck based. ))

Vaati: ((try

: ((I'd like to point out the extremely lucky coincidence

Chara_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

Chara_Dreemurr: "I know."

: ((That the only characters with access to Netherworld Vodka

CryingEevee OOC: ((should we give them hints on who the rpers who still have characters/have characters that haven't appeared yet?))

: ((Are the characters that wouldn't die form drinkin git

Chiaki Nanami: ((I'm glad I came up with this shit

Vaati: ((lol nah

: ((Can't wait to RP Daddys Favorite

: ((Also

: ((Remember when we talke dbaout Luster

Chiaki Nanami: ((Can't wait to rp someone

: ((And how people wouldk ship CaU ships

Vaati: ((oh no

: ((I direct you to CaU Soriel

Chiaki Nanami: she r-what

Vol: (( agH FUCK

Chiaki Nanami: what

: )):ister os ficlomg CAITa;e sproe;

Vol: (( Bruh

CryingEevee OOC: (()):ister os ficlomg CAITa;e sproe;))

: ((Seriously, Lua as Toriel and Gaster as Sans

: ((Funny coincidence

Chiaki Nanami: )):ister os ficlomg CAITa;e sproe;

Vol: j i n k i e s

Protector Lua: (( I honestly think how this went couldn't have gone much better ))

Chiaki Nanami: she reaches a hand up to chara's head, and rubs the back of it gently

: The Cyborg Protector of the Ruins [Protector Lua] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].

Vaati: ((theres another funny coincidence that i cant say yet

CryingEevee OOC: ((whoa. i almost just vomited))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i should... do something about that))

Vol: (( I vomited like 20 minutes ago

: ((In other news

Vol: (( Tfw sick

: ((You fucks are horrible people with the dating fight

Vaati: ((i gave up

: ((Like you balked at the last goddamn second but it was hilarious

Chiaki Nanami: ((http://i.imgur.com/XUOqHs9.png what the fuck is this

DamnDude: (( I already explained myself on why I did that ))

Chiaki Nanami: ((The dating fight went amazing imo

: Vaati's connection timed out.

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know what the source material is. but why is it now yugioh?))

DamnDude: (( Because I specifically remember something about hugs with that character, so I was trying to drive it to that point, but when it went to the dildo I realized Slar wasn't going to that point ))

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: ((I would've done it too, there would've been goddamn offscreen love potion shit

Chiaki Nanami: ((I changed that

: ((Because theres a point of no return eventuaklly

Chiaki Nanami: ((Originally, the timeline reproduced via hug

Chiaki Nanami: ((But it was too much of a hassle to rebrand every aspect of the society to match that

: ((*Seductively puts finger on chin* I died

DamnDude: (( I was thinking even if that didn't happen, maybe Luz would have still thought like that considering the age ))

: ((And now Luz is in a position to get more money than Ed ever had the chance for

Chiaki Nanami: ((Luz is becoming 13 year old fellby

DamnDude: (( "no" "Noooo" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO: ))

: (("Miyu my dear would you kindly give me all of our stock money"

Vaati: ((schuro was also participating in the extended "no"

: ((*Everyone restrains Miyu from handing over cash*

Vaati: ((*schyro

Chiaki Nanami: ((Miyu if you sell all the party's gear and give me the money I'll kiss you straight on the lips

Vol: (( schurutun

: ((They're not gonna last until the next fight

: ((It's over, Luz effectively has won the game

DamnDude: (( And on that day, Balrog decided fuck this and basically attempts to slaughter luz ))

Vol: (( I'm going to go the fUCK to bed bye

Chiaki Nanami: ((I really dunno what to do with luz for who gets him

: ((Love potion isn't wearing off until the guy RPing luz calls it off

Chiaki Nanami: ((Who wants him, you won't get him this chapter, because there is important shit I gotta lay down with him

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: ((I don't think i'm gonna be taking the character now that Miyu's got a love potion up

Chiaki Nanami: ((no more chars for harl

Chiaki Nanami: ((Don b greedy

: ((Oh im still totally gonna fuckin try my damndest to get Lacey

Vaati: ((gn all

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Chiaki Nanami: ((Luz and Lacey are the same unit

: Smolapeño's connection timed out.

Chiaki Nanami: ((Or, well. It's more like lacey just hangs around the party while luz does all the fighting

DamnDude: (( So like Ed while Balrog has 0 inf ))

: ((Damn

Chiaki Nanami: ((Imma keep lacey as my little puppet in your party

: ((So much for Rping the fucking Rederie

CryingEevee OOC: ((i am in the state of feeling like i could throw up. but i'm not throwing up. this is not fun))

Chiaki Nanami: ((So I don't have to just tell laharl to do it every time

: (('Ello, am Laharl

: ((I initiate shit when noone else does

Chiaki Nanami: ((How is plot so far

: ((A same the goddamn arm reveal got ruined

: ((Because there was a discussion about cripple sor some shit

DamnDude: (( 'Whistle' ))

CryingEevee OOC: (("Maybe someday, we'll be able to sex the dinosaurs. amen." -Joel 2:42 AM 5/12/14))

: ((Joel is a great man))

CryingEevee OOC: ((the greatest of men))

: ((I want to intro a new character))

: ((But there's shit going on so rip))

Chiaki Nanami: she's just resting on chara's chest not

Chiaki Nanami: *now

Chara_Dreemurr: "Cute. You're cute."

: FFrisk is passed out in the bar, sitll in her big wooden throne.

: Her notebook is off on the floor

: ((Anyways, the character is an Asriel))

CryingEevee OOC: ((oooof course))

: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [UW Asriel].

Chiaki Nanami: smiles

: ((But he's ten and I'm literally gonna go and taze myself if I fuck anything up))

UW Asriel: Will be roleplayed

UW Asriel: Some day

: High Priest Laharl [UW Asriel] is now High Priest Laharl [FFrisk].

: ((Okay not that far, but I will shoot my arm with an air soft gun))

FFrisk: ((Brb finding a Frisk AU thats 10

FFrisk: ((Gonna ruin your life

: ((Laharl))

Endling Asriel: ((you can't))

: High Priest Laharl [FFrisk] is now High Priest Laharl [LFrisk].

LFrisk: Lol wanna fucking try me

: ((Pls))

Chiaki Nanami: she kisses chara again

: ((Wha does LFrisk even stand for))

Chara_Dreemurr: -Smooch back./

LFrisk: ((Lucktale Frisk of course

Endling Asriel: -By the way if you want info on him check the damn OC sheet.-

: ((Is it a n AU where everyone gets lucky))

LFrisk: ((The AU I just made up on the spot thats inspired by a fucking Final Fantasy x-2 dresssphere where everything is decided by rolls of dice, coin flips, etc.

LFrisk: ((In Genocide you just use weighted dice

Endling Asriel: -He can't be shipped duck you.-

: Fuck*

LFrisk: -You said that with Viridi-

: High Priest Laharl [LFrisk] is now High Priest Laharl [FFrisk].

Endling Asriel: -God uck yourself.-

FFrisk: You can do it after you shoot yourself with that airsoft gun /s

: ((I just want it to be clear))

FFrisk: ((I know, not actually gonna try it

: High Priest Laharl [FFrisk] is now High Priest Laharl [Squigly].

: ((That I will do that, if I ship him))

Squigly: I've still got a promise to behold

: ((...))

DamnDude: (( "I'm gonna shove my DICK IN MY ARM!" ))

: ((Are you gonna rp a Tulsa))

: ((Fuck))

Squigly: ((What

CryingEevee OOC: ((tulsa))

: Tilde*

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's a zombie girl with a serpent going through her head))

Squigly: [url=http://orig08.deviantart.net/3e62/f/2014/041/8/0/squigly_by_hua113-d75vvlf.png]Now where would you get the tilde idea from.[/url]

: ((So am I able to Intel a character or is it too late))

: Introduce*

: I tried to type intro

CryingEevee OOC: ((¯\_(ツ)_/¯))

: hey, could be worse

: 1 FFrisk: ADu kinda awabnt ato klow aht eubk jinks

Squigly: But yeah I had to promise in PMs I'm gonna be RPing this girl

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CryingEevee OOC: (()):ister os ficlomg CAITa;e sproe;))

Squigly: Sjukll girls is actualykma ai very gpo[d game

Squigly: FUCK

Squigly: I"M TIRED

CryingEevee OOC: ((wait))

: ((Seriously Laharl, I really want to know what you were trying to type))

Loni Leyline: ((back

CryingEevee OOC: ((that WASNT ON PURPOSE))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i could tell you were saying skullgirls was a fun game though))

: ((Hey Yaz))

: High Priest Laharl [Squigly] disconnected.

: ((No with the one in the topic))

: ((What was the attempted sentence there))

Loni Leyline: (you got a new AD bread?

: ((Nono))

Endling Asriel: -This guy isn't AD. Well he is Asriel Dreemurr, but not Asriel_Dreemurr.-

Loni Leyline: (thats what I meant

: ((Well then yes))

Loni Leyline: (a clean slate Asriel basically

: ((And I have a punishment for myself set u- he has a story tho))

: ((Not just Asriel.))

: ((Endling Asriel))

Loni Leyline: (I mean one free of other rper history

: ((That's true))

Loni Leyline: is in bed with azalea

Loni Leyline: no I dont know anyhthing about your father

Azalea: "He was abusive to my mother and I. But always praised Hywel."

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Azalea: "Hywel liked being praised, of course, anyone would, but he started to see what father was doing, and started to grow a hatred."

: Loni Leyline's connection timed out.

: DamnDude's connection timed out.

Azalea: "One day he was doing something very bad, and Hywel snapped. He... Kinda smashed a glass vase over his head, and then stabbed him with a broken shard."

Chiaki Nanami: she falls asleep

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Loni Leyline: .....oh geez

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: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

Loni Leyline: ...sheesh

Chara_Dreemurr: -She eventually does to

Azalea: "Yeah... He was hospitalized, and sent to rot in jail."

: DamnDude's connection timed out.

Loni Leyline: what happened afterwards?

Azalea: "We lived a good life for about a week. And then the death started happening."

Loni Leyline: that virus right?

Azalea: -She nods.-

Loni Leyline: what about your mother?

Azalea: "Dead."

Azalea: "For a while."

Loni Leyline: Im sorry

Azalea: "It's okay."

Loni Leyline: ......I wonder what my parents were like

Azalea: "..."

: ((Who exactly is in the bar.))

Jäger Leyline: -is-

Smol Asriel: is

Endling Asriel: -A young Asriel walks in. He's dressed in stuff described in the OC sheet, and is looking down. He doesn't seem to have noticed people were actually there, so he just heads to the couch, and lies down.-

Smol Asriel: "Howdy"

Jäger Leyline: ....hello there ?

Endling Asriel: -He looks up as if he heard something.-

Endling Asriel: "W-Wha?"

Smol Asriel: looks over to him

Endling Asriel: -His face, or what you can see of it quickly turns to pure happiness as he sees people.-

Loni Leyline: so far all I know wh

Endling Asriel: "I-I'm not alone?"

Loni Leyline: was that my father was a demon knight

Endling Asriel: "People are alive?"

Azalea: "Yeah...."

Jäger Leyline: Im sitting right here aint I

Smol Asriel: "Yeah"

Endling Asriel: "Yeah, but... I've been here before, you guys weren't there..."

Endling Asriel: -Noticably, there was a snow storm going on where he came from.-

Jäger Leyline: well I am now

Smol Asriel: "Maybe we're just hallucinations"

Smol Asriel: "Who knows"

Endling Asriel: "Where were you-"

Endling Asriel: "...O-oh.."

Endling Asriel: -He sits back down, and just lies down again.-

Smol Asriel: "Spooooooky"

Endling Asriel: "I'm going crazy..."

Jäger Leyline: -goes over and flicks him on the nose

Endling Asriel: -Good job telling the person who's been alone for two years he's seeing hallucinations.-

Endling Asriel: -He retracts, and smiles.-

Jäger Leyline: Im as real as it gets kid

Endling Asriel: "You are real!"

Endling Asriel: "Do you know where the others are?"

Smol Asriel: "Touch can be hallucinated as well, you know"

Smol Asriel: wheels over

Endling Asriel: "Why does he lab have a sore to grillby's?"

Loni Leyline: I know more about Jagers patents than my own

: Door*

Jäger Leyline: no it cant kid

Smol Asriel: "Buuuut unfortunately I'm alive anyway, so. Yeah."

Azalea: "Well, we have eachother."

Endling Asriel: "Being alive isn't ever an unfortunate thing."

Smol Asriel: "What's your name"

Endling Asriel: "Asriel."

Smol Asriel: is ignoring that

Smol Asriel: "Sweet, mine too"

Endling Asriel: "...Really?"

Smol Asriel: "Yup"

Jäger Leyline: Jager Leyline

Jäger Leyline: The Red Blitz

Endling Asriel: "Huh... Well, it's nice to meet you, Jäger, and Asriel."

Smol Asriel: "And yes I am you, not just some other kid named asriel"

Endling Asriel: "Have you two seen anyone else? Especially people from Snowdin and Hotland..."

Endling Asriel: "...What?"

: Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

Smol Asriel: "Timelines and crap"

Jäger Leyline: long story kid

Smol Asriel: "I am you from the future!"

Smol Asriel: waves his hands in the air

Endling Asriel: "Did you eventually find everyone?"

Endling Asriel: "Did you ever try going to the surface?"

Jäger Leyline: kid were not from your world

Smol Asriel: "Just kidding, alternate dimension"

Endling Asriel: "...He said he was me form the future, though... Oh..."

Smol Asriel: "Pfft, time travel. What a crazy concept, impossible"

Endling Asriel: -He looks significantly more sad now.-

Jason Scott: "Wink wink."

Jason Scott: -Yea he said wink wink.-

Jäger Leyline: youve entered a hub world

Endling Asriel: "What does that mean?"

Jäger Leyline: it links to a number of other worlds

Endling Asriel: "Ohhh..."

Smol Asriel: "Yep"

Endling Asriel: "So everyone is still gone..."

Jäger Leyline: your world yea

Jäger Leyline: not here though

Smol Asriel: "Yep"

Endling Asriel: "But I have family and friends... I thought I'd find answers here..."

Smol Asriel: "What's your story kid"

Endling Asriel: "I'm sorry for wasting your time..."

Endling Asriel: -He kinda huddles up.-

Smol Asriel: wheels over

Endling Asriel: -He doesn't seem to want to talk about it.-

Smol Asriel: "Oooooh yeah, think I got it now"

Endling Asriel: "What?"

Smol Asriel: "Your body language says it all"

Smol Asriel: "Baaad stuff"

Endling Asriel: "I'm the only mister that is left for me..."

: Monster*

Smol Asriel: "Hey me too, what a coincidence"

Jäger Leyline: lots of monsters here

Endling Asriel: "Yeah,but Mom, and Dad. Frisk, too."

Jäger Leyline: theyre here

Jäger Leyline: not yours though

Smol Asriel: "Same, never had a frisk though"

Smol Asriel: is seemingly just as cheerful as usual through this whole convo

Endling Asriel: "Well... I'm not even sure if this is all a dream... I'll see in the morning..."

Endling Asriel: "Bye, I guess..."

Smol Asriel: "Wait up"

Jäger Leyline: trust me yhis place gets a lot wanderes

Smol Asriel: "That's a pretty nasty storm, from the looks of it"

Endling Asriel: -He replaces the scarf on his mouth, and nods.-

Endling Asriel: "It is."

Smol Asriel: "Stay here, we don't mind"

Endling Asriel: "I hast stopped. And I... I probably shouldn't..."

Endling Asriel: "I'll be okay..."

Endling Asriel: -And he heads out cause I'm falling asleep.-

Jäger Leyline: kid waot

Smol Asriel: "Plus if you go back there there's a decent chance the door will reset and you'll never see people again- ok then byw"

Jäger Leyline: damnit

Smol Asriel: *bye

Endling Asriel: -He waits.-

Endling Asriel: "..."

Jäger Leyline: I doubt youll find anywhere begter than here, juat nap on the couch

Endling Asriel: "...I have a house. With all my food and supplies."

Endling Asriel: "I'll be okay, thank you, though..."

Endling Asriel: -He then heads out. And now I sleep.-

Smol Asriel: "Seeya, have fun alone"

Jäger Leyline: no one is thwre tgough

Jäger Leyline: ......

Smol Asriel: once he leaves smazzy assumes a frown

Smol Asriel: and wheels back to the side of the couch

Jäger Leyline: I dont think reverse psychology is working on him kid

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Smol Asriel: "Whatever"

Jäger Leyline: ...kid

Jäger Leyline: whose taking care of you?

Smol Asriel: "I don't care, just another stupid asriel.."

Smol Asriel: "Nobody"

Smol Asriel: "Nobody but me"

Jäger Leyline: alrifh

Jäger Leyline: alright come on youre coming home with me

Smol Asriel: gets a hot chocolate from the drink machine

Smol Asriel: "No I'm not"

Jäger Leyline: you got nobody helping you

Jäger Leyline: so I will

Smol Asriel: "I can take care of myself, and I want to stay here"

Smol Asriel: ((Brb

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Jäger Leyline: (flame yo there?

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Smol Asriel: "So I'm going to do both of those things"

Jäger Leyline: why? you want to be alone?

Amber: (yeh)

Smol Asriel: "No"

Jäger Leyline: come on you can meet my sister plus fanta, hywel, and Azalea

Barchar: "Keep in mind, Jager, he got his head half blown off because of WDG in your form."

Smol Asriel: "That is also a big part of it"

Smol Asriel: has eyes back now

Jäger Leyline: that wasnt mw

Jäger Leyline: me*

Smol Asriel: "Don't care. I want to stay here either way"

Jäger Leyline: (does sa regenerate or sumthing

Smol Asriel: ((He made a trade

Smol Asriel: ((10 years off his life and a pinky finger for eyes and no scars

Jäger Leyline: (which was?

Jäger Leyline: (oh

Smol Asriel: keeps sipping hot chocolate, seated next to the couch

Jäger Leyline: Well I cant force you kid but the offers there if you change your mind

Smol Asriel: "I won't"

Jäger Leyline: not the most pleasant kid are you

Barchar: "He's been through a lot, Jager."

Smol Asriel: "I'm not trying to please you"

Jäger Leyline: so have I

Barchar: "He's died about 3 times and come close to it about as many."

Jäger Leyline: yeah and? spent the last 8 years at war. Pretty sure I died a few times

Smol Asriel: "Why do you feel the need to police how I act all of a sudden"

Smol Asriel: is staring at his chocolate, stirring it

Jäger Leyline: fine whatever you dont want help or friends so be ot

Jäger Leyline: pulls out a cigar and cuts it

Smol Asriel: smiles, "Whatever helps you sleep at night"

Smol Asriel: still stirring

Jäger Leyline: bet I sleep better than you

Smol Asriel: "That's nice"

Jäger Leyline: lights up the cigar and puffs a few rings

Smol Asriel: sips up his hot chocolate and licks his lips sometimes

Smol Asriel: occasionally glares at jager, for a split second

Jäger Leyline: what?

Smol Asriel: "..."

Smol Asriel: keeps on sipping

Jäger Leyline: hey babe

Jäger Leyline: keeps puffing

Amber: "Yes?"

Barchar: oops

Smol Asriel: ((I wanna fuck milky way

: Amber [Amber] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].

Barchar: (I see you've discovered Neil's fly away)

Barchar: that was her

Smol Asriel: ((This is so good why

Barchar: (I wanna eat the sun)

Jäger Leyline: mind taking a seat on my lap?

Jäger Leyline: cant love you over there

Barchar: "I do not." she said, walking over.

Smol Asriel: he wheels over to the back room

Smol Asriel: thought jager was gonna leave with barcrab, and upon learning otherwise was sorely disappointed

Barchar: hey she's been cool with him

Smol Asriel: ((JUST LIKE A DRAGONFLYYYY

Smol Asriel: is ok with barchar

Jäger Leyline: putting on some weight babe? in the right areas?

Smol Asriel: hates jager's guts, now that he can see he's the same asshole who blew his head off, or at least looks like him

Barchar: a little bit actually.

Jäger Leyline: putting that shape shifting to good effect?

Barchar: "Slowly. I don't want to just suddenly show up with G cups, or whatever."

Smol Asriel: plus, other reasons, primarly stuff that did tonight

Jäger Leyline: you treat me so well

Smol Asriel: sits in the back room, he goes to sleep there

Barchar: "I try."

Jäger Leyline: just tenderly loves on BC

Jäger Leyline: you make it really hard to want to be with someone else to be honest

Jäger Leyline: just tenderly loves on BC

Barchar: smiles. "If you said that a month ago I'd have laughed and laughed."

Smol Asriel: he emerges, silently rolls over, takes his owl, and goes back

Smol Asriel: still has the owl

Smol Asriel: didn't even look at jager, he did glance at barcrab btw

Barchar: glanced back

Barchar: what a meaningful conversation

Smol Asriel: quite

Smol Asriel: he now resumes attempting to sleep, to limited success, in the back room

Jäger Leyline: just has his face in her chest

Jäger Leyline: would you like to move in with me?

Barchar: "...I...I don't know."

Barchar: "The thought has crossed my mind. But this place..."

Barchar: "It doesn't just feel like it's my home. It feels like it's...me."

Jäger Leyline: Itd be different you wouldnt have that connections

Smol Asriel: ((Imma sleep

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Barchar: "Well, I still see in here from other dimensions."

Jäger Leyline: heh you tge bar now?

Barchar: "...And that's part of it. I've lived my whole life here, where I've...known. And living somewhere I don't know..."

Barchar: "Scares me."

Jäger Leyline: just dont turn into the building, I love you the way you are

Jäger Leyline: youd be with me though

Barchar: "I know..."

Jäger Leyline: we could try it a few days

Jäger Leyline: Dont get me wrong I like our back roo?

Jäger Leyline: room*

Barchar: "I won't deny that it's not the best conditions for thwt."

Jäger Leyline: I love spending nights eith you

Barchar: "I do too. Even without the bonus."

Barchar: "But leaving this place is...well, again, it almost Scares me. I suppose I could just come over during the days, though."

Jäger Leyline: Im taking Jeskas old room and going to install a window roof in it

Jäger Leyline: can stare out into the stars as we fall asleep

Barchar: "...That sounds nice."

Barchar: "Let's just hope nobody who flies decides they want to watch."

Jäger Leyline: yeah dont want anyons stealing my moves

Barchar: "You should get a patent."

Jäger Leyline: I should, wanna be my certifier?

Barchar: "Willing and possibly able."

Jäger Leyline: picks her up

Barchar: "Oh, I'm in the air now."

Jäger Leyline: come on I want to thank you for saving Lonis life

Jäger Leyline: and no more holding back on my end

Barchar: "I believe you have, though I can't say I wouldn't mind more." she said, tilting her head back towards him.

Jäger Leyline: heads to the back with her

Jäger Leyline: I love you my goddess

Barchar: uh

Barchar: that's where snazzy is jager

Jäger Leyline: to the other back room, one of the rentable ones

Barchar: ah

Jäger Leyline: that or those two make a big mistake

Jäger Leyline: (which is what slarv would want anyways

Barchar: she'd stop him

Jäger Leyline: those two get real busy all night and into the morning

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Yazan: (I got work,last class of the day

Yazan: (40 minutes but you should go to bes

Yazan: bed*

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Yazan: (morning?

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Cowboy Kid: ((it is indeed the morning

Cowboy Kid: ((my internet likes to die for no reason

Yazan: ((I tend to die randomly in life

Cowboy Kid: ((rip

Cowboy Kid: ((that means your are a 3spooky ghost

Yazan: ((I was, but then I died as a ghos

Yazan: ghost*

Cowboy Kid: ((that means ur a ghost of a ghost

Cowboy Kid: ((thats 6spooky

Cowboy Kid: ((3spooky x 2 = 6spooky

Yazan: (I've gone no where other ghost has gone before

: ((I think I need to be kicked))

Cowboy Kid: ((/kick

Yazan: (I'll do it

Yazan: kicks Bread in the face

Cowboy Kid: ((is it normal to be unable to think of anything you're actually good at

Yazan: ((yeah

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Smol Asriel: ((I was thinking the same thing bread baby

Yazan: ((nnoooo my waifu

Smol Asriel: spent the night in the back room, not the bedroom

Yazan: spent all of the night banging BC

Smol Asriel: so unless jager wanted to fuck on the storage crates you're good anyway

Jäger Leyline: -that was him

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Jäger Leyline: was probably loud though

Smol Asriel: doesn't particularly care

Jäger Leyline: has entered the car area to get some food

Jäger Leyline: is rather exhausted

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Smol Asriel: wheels into the main bar

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Jäger Leyline: is drinking a lot of water

Jäger Leyline: and pretty much panting

Smol Asriel: goes over to the drink machine and gets breakfast

Smol Asriel: ignores jager

Jäger Leyline: .....oh man.....

Jäger Leyline: oh het kid

Smol Asriel: "Howdy"

Endling Asriel: -He opens the door, and pushes it closed. When the door closes, he pulls down the scarf covering his mouth.-

Smol Asriel: "Oh there you are"

Endling Asriel: "Howdy."

Jäger Leyline: decided to hang out among the living

Jäger Leyline: looks and is physically exhausted

Endling Asriel: -He kinda doesn't look happy about the way that was phrased, but nods.-

Smol Asriel: wheels over to the couch, lifting himself onto it

Endling Asriel: -He walks over to the couch, and takes a seat.-

Jäger Leyline: lot more interesting here than where you're from

Endling Asriel: "Yeah... But I should stay back there... I need to find out where everyone is, or get them back if they aren't there..."

Smol Asriel: "Where did everyone go?"

Endling Asriel: "...I don't know."

Smol Asriel: "Weeeeelll let's run through things"

Smol Asriel: "You're Asriel, meaning you had the pleasure of dying and coming back in a fate worse than death, then what happened?"

Endling Asriel: "A lot of things..."

Endling Asriel: "Allni don't remember is where everyone has gone..."

: All I*

Smol Asriel: "Still got the barrier?"

Endling Asriel: -He nods.-

Smol Asriel: "Well then."

Jäger Leyline: no barrier here

Jäger Leyline: in fact you can visit other worlds that don't have those barriers if you want

Smol Asriel: "Either your whole timeline abandoned you through" he points to the anydoor "that thing, ooooor that snowstorm is actually the dust of everyone you loved. Or maybe something else, idunno."

Smol Asriel: shrugs

Endling Asriel: "..."

Endling Asriel: -He frowns.-

Jäger Leyline: alright Debby downer we get it

Endling Asriel: -He pulls the scarf back up as he's frowning.-

Smol Asriel: "..."

Jäger Leyline: said that to SA

Jäger Leyline: look EA, don't give up just yet

Jäger Leyline: but it'd help to put yourself in a better postion with other people around

Endling Asriel: -He nods.-

Endling Asriel: "It's real snow..."

Jäger Leyline: yeah as real as it comes

Smol Asriel: "Yeah but you get the point"

: ((I've made a bad decision with this name))

Smol Asriel: ((You're EA

: ((Because a lot of people will call him EA))

: ((And I do t want to be EA))

Smol Asriel: ((Why don't you release madden 2017

Smol Asriel: ((Put microtransactions in the rp

: ((Because we're too busy milking FIFA))

: ((And wwe2k17))

: ((You must pay for the character expansion pack to bring in a new character!))

: ((Just kidding!))

Smol Asriel: "So your family's either dead or gone"

: ((You have to find the character expansion pack in a CaU pack))

Smol Asriel: "Or maybe I don't know what's up"

Smol Asriel: shrugs, "Not likely, but technically possible"

Jäger Leyline: you know, I preferred you when you were blind and nearly deaf

Endling Asriel: "...I'm sure I can find them."

Smol Asriel: "I bet you did"

Jäger Leyline: less of an ass

Endling Asriel: "...I need to remain hopeful. Losing hope is giving up."

Jäger Leyline: yeah thats true kid

Smol Asriel: "Do whatever"

Endling Asriel: -He takes off his hat, and shakes his head a bit.-

Endling Asriel: -It's one of those Russian hats, that I forget the name of. It helps keep his ears warm.-

Jäger Leyline: drinks 2 bottles of water

Jäger Leyline: ((its called a Ushanka

: ((Right, thanks))

: ((I knew it was something like that, but I didn't want to say it wrong))

Smol Asriel: "That's a nice hat"

Endling Asriel: "Thank you. It's really good for keeping your head warm, and my ears."

Smol Asriel: rubs the spot his left ear used to be, and his right ear

Smol Asriel: "Looks useful"

Endling Asriel: "Mmhmm."

Endling Asriel: -He leans back.-

Smol Asriel: resists calling him a commie bastard, because he already beat him to the moon

Endling Asriel: -He would just be confused.-

Smol Asriel: "So how were things, before whatever happened happened"

Endling Asriel: "I was a flower, and that was bad. But before that was fine."

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Smol Asriel: "Yeah that does suck"

Vol: (( hi

Loni Leyline: -is sleepy in bed with Azalea-

Loni Leyline: -mutters, "senpai" from time to time

Smol Asriel: ((https://i.redditmedia.com/-djpyGeYubLVJrR3IJ829mM1i-Rpda87F0pVq9kBDqE.png?w=549&s=5b7070ae331aa9d8db7ff3c91e513ab0

Smol Asriel: she did buy the hentai

Jäger Leyline: ((the fuck is that?

Azalea: -She's awake. And giggling every single time that gets said because she is uncultured in comedy.-

Vol: (( y thooooooo

Smol Asriel: ((Moonman moonman can't you see

Smol Asriel: ((I can't finish the rest of that lyric without getting banned

: ((Next moon man video is gonna be on furries))

: ((If they make another))

Cowboy Kid: ((o k

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Jäger Leyline: ((what is it though?

Cowboy Kid: ((what is a moonman and how do i stay away from them

Smol Asriel: ((A mascot for the KKK

: ((Have you not seen moonman?))

Cowboy Kid: ((nope

: ((They made a music video, and it's racist af ))

Smol Asriel: "Got any hobbies or whatever?"

: ((But they lyrics are kinda funny))

Jäger Leyline: ((never have

Smol Asriel: ((I think Jew Pizza is funny

Endling Asriel: "Hmm... Not really... I kind of been busy."

Smol Asriel: "Doing what?"

Jäger Leyline: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmSw-JEY9Ag&t=975s if you want to watch a movie

Endling Asriel: "Finding food, and looking for everyone."

Smol Asriel: nods

Smol Asriel: is sipping hot chocolate

Endling Asriel: "I do try and go to Waterfall sometimes... It's hard to get through, but there's a lot of washed up stuff there."

Smol Asriel: "Looked through the whole underground yet?"

Endling Asriel: "I might have..."

Smol Asriel: "How long have you been looking?"

Endling Asriel: "Two years. But It's hard to look in Hotland."

Endling Asriel: "It burns to be in there..."

Smol Asriel: "Why?"

Smol Asriel: "Well I think you can count that out on a place anyone would be, then"

Endling Asriel: "But he buildings, and the castle..."

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Endling Asriel: "I haven't visited the castle."

Vol: (( wtf people shIP SANS AND GASTER

Smol Asriel: "Sure, maybe everyone's there"

: ((Fontcest))

Endling Asriel: -He nods.-

Smol Asriel: "I certainly admire your.. optimism"

Endling Asriel: "Well, I don't want to give up. Trust me, I've fallen in the snow sometimes, and almost couldn't pick myself up."

Smol Asriel: "Literally or figuratively"

Endling Asriel: "Both."

Smol Asriel: "I getcha"

Smol Asriel: "You and I have a lot in common, aside from the obvious"

Endling Asriel: "Yeah... You seen hurt."

: Seem*

: ((When did Smazzy become an asshole))

: ((Like did the other place change him))

Smol Asriel: ((Bit ago, I decided that all the shit that happened was finally taking its toll

: ((He hangs out with people who call Him a cripple and he just snapped))

Smol Asriel: ((He doesn't care anymore, that just cemented it

: (("[sub]guy stop I'm not...[/sub] okay fine liSTEN HERE YOU SHITS I DONT GIVE TWI FUCKS WHO YOU ARE IL GONNA ROAST THE SHIT OUT OF YOU"))

Smol Asriel: "Well I am hurt, jackass over here got my head blown half off."

Smol Asriel: motions to jager

Endling Asriel: "Oh, well it's a good thing that you lived."

Smol Asriel: "Debatable"

Smol Asriel: "But I meant like the whole timeline being gone thing"

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Endling Asriel: "Yeah... But I'm sure they're somewhere. I don't know about you though."

Smol Asriel: "I know mine are dead"

Endling Asriel: "In fact, they probably just can't find a way through Hotland! And once I push through there, to the castle, everything will be good."

Smol Asriel: "So forgive me for being.. pessimistic about yours"

Endling Asriel: -He smiles, even though he's not sure that's gonna happen.-

Endling Asriel: "It's alright, I understand."

Smol Asriel: ((Playing assholes is fun, and Smazzy needed to finally get bothered by everything that's happened

Smol Asriel: "They cou- I'll stop"

Endling Asriel: "Please do."

Endling Asriel: "I've been nothing but good to anyone here so far."

Smol Asriel: "I was just being realistic, but I'm sure you're tired of hearing it"

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Endling Asriel: "You don't know..."

Smol Asriel: "..."

Smol Asriel: "Yeah, I don't."

Smol Asriel: sighs, leaning back on the couch

Endling Asriel: "...I'm sorry about your situation."

Endling Asriel: "I can be your friend if that helps at all."

Smol Asriel: "Sure.. you seem like a pretty nice kid"

Smol Asriel: he smiles a bit

Vol: (( i just imagine smol being like an annoyed af spock

Endling Asriel: -He smiles again. Not that you can really see that, he didn't uncover his mouth.-

Endling Asriel: "How old are you?"

Smol Asriel: "10"

: (("There's a 100% possibly that you are a huge cock."))

Endling Asriel: "Really? I'm 10 too."

Jäger Leyline: ((gt, bed time

: ((Gn))

Smol Asriel: "Huh, you look older"

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Smol Asriel: is now going to try his best to not be as huge of a dick to ea

Endling Asriel: "I do? Maybe it's what I wear."

Smol Asriel: emphasis on try

Smol Asriel: "Maybe, dunno. You look like you're 12ish"

Endling Asriel: "Huh, I never thought I looked twelve."

Smol Asriel: "Ish"

Endling Asriel: "Yeah, yeah."

Endling Asriel: "You kneo what I meant."

: Know*

Smol Asriel: "Maybe I'm wrong, I didn't have eyes until about a week ago, thanks a lot Jager"

Endling Asriel: "You didn't have eyes?"

Smol Asriel: "Nope"

Smol Asriel: "And horrible burns across my whole face"

Endling Asriel: "You look pretty good for someone who was severely burned and had no eyes."

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Smol Asriel: "I found this weird guy who gave me my eyes and face back for my finger and 10 years"

Endling Asriel: "Ehat?"

: What*

Smol Asriel: "Yeah, weirdo, but it worked"

Smol Asriel: holds out his hand, his pinky is missing

Endling Asriel: "You're missing a finger."

Smol Asriel: "I know, I traded it for the rest of my face"

Smol Asriel: "As well as ten years, whatever that means"

Endling Asriel: "Maybe it means you lose ten years of life."

Endling Asriel: "...Maybe you won't age for ten years."

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Smol Asriel: "Dunno"

Smol Asriel: "Probably the former"

Smol Asriel: shrugs, "Either way it was worth it"

Smol Asriel: ((http://imgur.com/a/twSZh new smol in a shellnut

Endling Asriel: "Oh, okay."

Smol Asriel: "It's nice to see things.."

Endling Asriel: -He slides himself over to Smazzy, and leans on him.-

: e "It must have sucked to be blind..."

Smol Asriel: is leaned on, he doesn't wholly mind

: Fuck

Endling Asriel: -He said that.-

Smol Asriel: "Yeah, it did"

Smol Asriel: "I learned to move around by smelling stuff"

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Smol Asriel: ((Brb

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Vol: #leanaction

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Endling Asriel: "That's impressive."

Smol Asriel: "Did what I could"

Endling Asriel: "Well, you don't have to deal with that now... Have you considered getting prosthetic limbs? Or would it not work?"

Smol Asriel: "Brain damage"

Smol Asriel: "Can't process moving my legs, prosthetic or no. I can't even feel them"

Endling Asriel: "Oh. I'm sorry."

Smol Asriel: "It's fine"

Smol Asriel: "You're one of the first people I've talked to about this that hasn't called me a cripple, or aswheel or something like that in a while"

Smol Asriel: is still pissed about that

Endling Asriel: "Why- wait wait."

Smol Asriel: "Yeah"

Endling Asriel: "Someone actually called you Aswheel?"

Smol Asriel: "To my face, yeah"

Endling Asriel: "Seriously?"

Smol Asriel: "Mmhm"

Endling Asriel: "Don't they understand that's a bit... Rude?"

Smol Asriel: "I don't think they do"

Endling Asriel: "...Ill stick to calling you Asriel."

Smol Asriel: "Thanks"

Smol Asriel: "There's about 29 of us, though"

Endling Asriel: "Oh."

Smol Asriel: "A lot of Asriels wind up here"

Endling Asriel: "What should I call you then?"

Smol Asriel: "Dunno"

Smol Asriel: "Some people call me smazzy"

Endling Asriel: "Smazzy? Why's that?"

Smol Asriel: "I don't know why"

Endling Asriel: "...Well, Azzy is a nickname. Maybe it's Small Azzy."

Endling Asriel: "Smazzy."

Smol Asriel: "Yeah, I guess"

Smol Asriel: set his owl beside him

Endling Asriel: "Well I'll call you Smazzy then."

Smol Asriel: "Ok, and yooou"

Smol Asriel: "Will be..."

Smol Asriel: thinks

Endling Asriel: -He waits.-

Smol Asriel: "I dunno, scarfy?"

Endling Asriel: "...Scarfy."

Smol Asriel: "I'm not good at this

Endling Asriel: "You're like dad."

Smol Asriel: "Well you wear a scarf"

Endling Asriel: "There are others who wear scarves."

Smol Asriel: "Scarfandhaty"

Endling Asriel: -He chuckles.-

Smol Asriel: "Maybe I'll just stick with Asriel unless it becomes a problem"

Endling Asriel: "We'll see."

Smol Asriel: ea is now the only member of the 'won't get yelled at by smol as much' club

Endling Asriel: "I appreciate you being nice to me. You were being kinda mean before."

Smol Asriel: "Yeah, sorry"

Endling Asriel: "It's okay. Just try not to lose yourself because of others."

Smol Asriel: "I just.. yeah"

: ((Somehow))

: ((The only member is fucking EA))

: ((Out of all things he could choose to not yell at))

: ((It's EA))

Smol Asriel: ((Well, a smol floofy goat already gets points

Smol Asriel: ((And ea kept tryna be nice

: ((no the joke is))

: ((EA))

: ((Electronic Arts))

Smol Asriel: is gonna tell him the fuck off is he starts charging 4.99 a lean

: ((FIFA 317))

Endling Asriel: -Bitch.-

Endling Asriel: -He'll be charging 9.99.-

Smol Asriel: eventually he leand back

Endling Asriel: "Does this place eventually fill up?"

Smol Asriel: "Yep"

Endling Asriel: "How many people usually come here?"

Smol Asriel: "Tons of people"

Endling Asriel: "Oh. Cool."

Endling Asriel: "...Hopefully I don't see anyone from my family..."

Smol Asriel: "There's the guy who said he'd help me but never did, his husband, his other husband, their friends the prositutes, jager, his girlfriend who exists somehow, and some other people who I forget about"

Smol Asriel: "Asgores never show up, there's a nice Toriel on occasion"

Endling Asriel: "I'm probably gonna hug them."

Endling Asriel: "I miss Mom and Dad."

Smol Asriel: "She'll appreciate it"

Smol Asriel: "Me too.."

Smol Asriel: glances at the owl

Endling Asriel: "...What's that?"

Smol Asriel: "An owl."

Smol Asriel: sets it in his lap

Endling Asriel: "...Not sure what answer I expected, to be honest."

Smol Asriel: looks kind of sad, petting the owl

Endling Asriel: "Did I make you sad...?"

Smol Asriel: "No"

Endling Asriel: "Hmm. Are you okay?"

Smol Asriel: "Just this stupid owl.."

Endling Asriel: "What about it?"

Smol Asriel: half-hugs the owl

Smol Asriel: "Nothing."

Smol Asriel: "Nothing at all."

: ((Wait wow I'm starving))

: ((Gonna go put something in the microwave brb))

Smol Asriel: ((Eat a dick

Smol Asriel: ((Get some protien

: ((K back()

Endling Asriel: "...Well, I won't press on, but I know it's not nothing."

Smol Asriel: sets it back down beside him

Smol Asriel: "I don't want to talk about it.."

Endling Asriel: "That's okay."

Endling Asriel: "What do you want to talk about?"

Smol Asriel: "Dunno"

Smol Asriel: is leaning on ea's left side

Endling Asriel: "Hang on, I'm getting really warm in this jacket..."

Smol Asriel: unleans so he can take it off

Endling Asriel: -He takes off the heavy winter coat, and then a a normal jacket under it.-

Endling Asriel: "Much better."

Smol Asriel: "Wow.. that's um.. a lot of coverage"

Smol Asriel: "Do you have like.. no fur or something?"

Endling Asriel: "Well yeah. I don't want to freeze to death."

Endling Asriel: "I do. But there's a blizzard. Fur gets to be not enough."

Smol Asriel: "Understandable"

Endling Asriel: "Do you want one of these hats by the way? There was a box full of them."

Endling Asriel: "Just kinda... Floating in waterfall."

Smol Asriel: nods, "That'd be cool"

Endling Asriel: "Alright. I'll be right back."

Smol Asriel: "Ok.."

Endling Asriel: -He gets up, and puts his coat back on, and heads out. He returns in like, ten minutes with the box.-

Smol Asriel: "Howdy again"

Endling Asriel: -He's covered in snow, but is smiling when he pulls the scarf down.-

Endling Asriel: "I brought all of them, cause there are different styles.@

Smol Asriel: "Sweet"

Endling Asriel: -He walks back over, and sits, setting he box down.-

Smol Asriel: lifts himself into the chair, and inspects the box

Endling Asriel: -Inside is a bunch of Ushankas, with different colors of leather, fur, and some have symbols on the front.-

Smol Asriel: looks for a communist black fur ushanka

Smol Asriel: literally one with the commie symbol on it

Endling Asriel: -Yes, there is a black leather and black fur one with a hammer and sickle on it.-

Smol Asriel: takes that one, the fur one

Smol Asriel: "This looks cool"

Smol Asriel: "Thanks"

Endling Asriel: "You know what that symbol is?"

Endling Asriel: "I've never seen it."

Smol Asriel: "I think this is the country jager's from"

: ((Shots fired))

Smol Asriel: ((My mission is to have smazzy rip into jager whenever possible for blowing his head off

: ((>implying being Russian is a bad thing))

Smol Asriel: called him a communist

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Smol Asriel: commie bastard

Endling Asriel: "Well, it looks good on you."

Smol Asriel: puts it on

Endling Asriel: -He takes his hat and coat off.-

Smol Asriel: ((I wanted one like that because I have one of those, black with a hammer and sickle

Smol Asriel: ((Iss nice

: ((I have no need for an Ushanka))

: ((Cause you know))

: ((It's hot as balls in Florida))

Smol Asriel: ((It is cold as fuck in AL

Smol Asriel: ((In winter

Smol Asriel: re-leans

: ((60 degrees F is like freezing for here.))

Endling Asriel: -He does too.-

Smol Asriel: uses the left ear flap to cover his ear-hole

Endling Asriel: "Well, if you were embarrassed by that, it's covered now. I didn't think it looked bad though."

Smol Asriel: "Wasn't embarrased, hearing stuff with nothing to dampen is it really, really loud"

Endling Asriel: "Ohhh. I see."

Endling Asriel: "I have white ones that kinda look like ears, by the way."

Smol Asriel: "Nah, this is fine"

Endling Asriel: "Okay."

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Endling Asriel: "Thanka again, for being nice."

Smol Asriel: "Same, you're a nice kid"

: ((Hey))

: ((It's true))

: 1 FFrisk: ADu kinda awabnt ato klow aht eubk jinks This is one hundred times better though

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: ((ITS A FACT))

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] changed the topic to ""But he's also a child, which means it's technically not illegal. It's a fact." ~Bread 2016"

: ((https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statutory_rape

Smol Asriel: ((That line deserves to be mocked tho

: ((you deserve to be mocked))

: ((Slarvath))

Smol Asriel: "I dunno why I acted like I did.."

: ((Aka owner of r/undertalecirclejerk))

Smol Asriel: ((I'm not the owner

Smol Asriel: ((I unsubbed a while ago, I was just the head mod

Endling Asriel: "Must just above been impulse that I would treat you badly, from previous experience, so you tried to beat me to it."

: ((Oh I thought you owned it))

: ((Close enough though))

Smol Asriel: "I guess"

Smol Asriel: "I don't meet many actually nice people anymore"

Endling Asriel: "Well, you're looking at one now. So, that's a change for the better."

Smol Asriel: stays leaned

Endling Asriel: -He leans, smiling.-

Endling Asriel: "I think this is gonna be a good thing for me."

Smol Asriel: "Well yeah, not being alone is a good thing"

Smol Asriel: holds the owl in his lap

Endling Asriel: "Mmhmm, and maybe I can get help."

Endling Asriel: "Like, someone who can traverse hot land.@

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Smol Asriel: "5&3$33 afw some tbat pronanvu van"

Smol Asriel: "There are some who probably can"

: ((What))

: ((We're you mocking Laharl))

Smol Asriel: ((No

: ((seriously how do you manage to fuck up that bad.)

: ((Like I don't understand))

: ((How Laharl does that, and now you))

Cowboy Kid: ((yes hwa

Cowboy Kid: ((yee haw

Endling Asriel: "You know any?"

Smol Asriel: ((Android mobile doesn't have autocorrect

: ((I just had a though, and I don't know why i thought it was funny$)

: ((But Smazzy rolling down a hill, having fun))

Smol Asriel: "Probably Mettaton"

: ((And then just fucking hitting a rock, and toppling over))

: ((And then yelling "FUCK YOU GOD"))

Endling Asriel: "Yeah. They won't melt or anything."

Smol Asriel: ((That is funny

Cowboy Kid: ((would you do it with a religious concept?

: ((Hasa Diga Ebowaii))

Endling Asriel: "Hotland is, mind my language, literally hell."

Smol Asriel: "Yeah, and I don't mind language"

Endling Asriel: "Oh. Well I don't use it, cause mom always told me that I shouldn't."

Smol Asriel: "Sometimes it's appropriate"

Smol Asriel: "Take jager for instance"

Smol Asriel: "The only appropriate way to describe him is with use of colorful language"

Endling Asriel: "Hmm. I have a sneaking suspicion that you really dislike him."

Smol Asriel: "I do, a lot"

Endling Asriel: "So... Wanna ask questions about eachother, to find out more about eachother?"

Smol Asriel: "Sure"

Endling Asriel: "Well you go first."

Smol Asriel: "Um... Favorite food?"

Endling Asriel: "Probably anything really. But I really like BScotch Pie."

Endling Asriel: "What's your favorite color?"

Smol Asriel: "Yeah, that's a classic"

Smol Asriel: "Green"

Smol Asriel: "Wait a second..."

Smol Asriel: lifts himself onto the chair

Endling Asriel: "Hmm?"

Smol Asriel: "I think we have some, actually"

Endling Asriel: -He gets up.-

Endling Asriel: "Really?"

Smol Asriel: wheels over to the kitchen

Smol Asriel: "Yep

Smol Asriel: goes in the fridge, and rummages through it

Endling Asriel: -He looks eager, and excited.-

Smol Asriel: pulls out some pie

Smol Asriel: "Not much left, but it's there"

Endling Asriel: -Mind you, he loves it, and hasn't had it for, what, more than two years.-

Endling Asriel: "I don't care."

Smol Asriel: hands him the tin, there's about a quarter left

Smol Asriel: lolmore than 2 years

Endling Asriel: -He cuts the quarter in half, and puts both slices on seperate plates.-

Endling Asriel: "Would you like some?"

Smol Asriel: he was ded

Smol Asriel: its been a bit more than 2

Endling Asriel: -Yeh.-

Smol Asriel: "All yours"

Endling Asriel: -I meant to say more than two.-

Smol Asriel: hopes mstori doesn't mind

Endling Asriel: "Don't want any? Alllrrrigghttt."

Endling Asriel: -He puts the other slice back.-

Smol Asriel: watches him eat

Endling Asriel: -He is eating is slowly, enjoying every single bite.-

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Smol Asriel: is ready to hug in case memories get to be too much for the gote

Endling Asriel: -He's kinda tearing up a bit, but smiling.-

Smol Asriel: is just holding his owl and watching

DamnDude: (( Oh hey, the topic was changed to something I could read ))

Smol Asriel: ((It's a fact.

Endling Asriel: -He finishes, and is crying a bit, but his smile fades and was replaced with a look of determination rather than a smile.-

Smol Asriel: "You good..?"

Endling Asriel: "I'm gonna find them."

Endling Asriel: "I know it."

DamnDude: (( With how that's worded, it looks like bread meant that it was meant to happen ))

Smol Asriel: "..yeah, I'll help however I can"

: ((Two people who are underage can fuck))

DamnDude: (( "Those children were meant to have sex, until on of them hits 18, then they have to wait till the other one is 18." ))

: ((This creates a- yeah))

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: ((Some states have laws that protect those people though, so if you're seventeen and they are eighteen, and you fuck, and one of the parents gets angry, and calls police, you won't serve time for Statutory Rape))

: ((https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statutory_rape

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DamnDude: (( Y'know I'm just gonna drop the subject now ))

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Vol: (( whAT THE FUCK DO I SEE WHEN I LOG IN

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: ((The chat))

Vol: (( i was vaping 2day at a kids playground

: ((Why))

Vol: (( one of the parents walked up to me and asked how old I was

Vol: (( i said "16"

Vol: (( i nearly got arrested 2day

: ((Yeah))

: ((You have to be 18))

: ((I think))

Vol: (( iss joke

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: ((Either way))

: ((I believe to legally cape you have to be 18))

Vol: (( >cape

Vol: (( cape naysh yall

Vol: (( in other news

: Vape*

: (('Ello, flame))

Vol: (( hi flame

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: ((Okay then))

Vol: (( Ingress is lit asf

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: ((Ingress as in the phone game?))

Vol: (( yES

: ((That's made by niantic))

Vol: (( No shit

: ((Yeah, they had that idea first))

: ((And none played it))

Vol: (( pokemon go is basically like

Vol: (( ingress but

: ((So then they make a similar game, but slapped Pokemon on it))

Vol: (( reskinned and less litness

: No one*

Vol: (( not [i]as[/i] lit but still lit

Endling Asriel: -He's just leaning now that he stopped talking.-

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Vol: (( time2 build my own tumblr theme

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Vol: (( >Squigly

Squigly: ((Yes, I made a promise

Squigly: ((IMMa fucking uphold that promise

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: ((Hello flame and Laharl))

Barchar: (oh you're actually playing squigly okay)

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DamnDude: (( I'm just gonna say Laharl's been planning to do this for a very long time ))

Squigly: ((I've been wanting an excuse to RP Squigly for fucking months

Squigly: ((Test

Leviathan: ((Test

Vol: (( failed

Squigly: ((Fun fact: THe hole Leviathan exits in Squigly's head is the bullet hole from her death

Barchar: (wow)

Squigly: ((I mean thats one way to make use of being undeadf

Barchar: (I wonder if I should be a skullgirls character. I only played it on ps3 and it's been a while but i still like it)

Barchar: (I remember playing painwheel a lot)

Barchar: (that said the bar's reaction to her would be...interesting)

Squigly: ((Cerebella mains be like

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Squigly: (("ONE STORE-BOUGHT CAN OF SHOWSTOPPER SPAM"))

Squigly: (("YOU HEAR THE CLOCK"))

Squigly: (("ITS TIME FOR A SHOWSTOPPER!"))

Squigly: ((Hey bro what time is it

Squigly: (("ITS TIME FOR A SHOWSTOPPER!"))

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Squigly: ((Hey chime

Squigly: ((its time for a showstopper

: ((Hello Chime))

??: ((hello friends

??: ((as you may or may not recall i have a lump on the side of my neck

Squigly: ((spider bite, calling it

??: ((the good news is that it's most likely not cancer

??: ((laharl, this lump has been here for months

: ((Might be a swollen lymph node))

: ((I've had one of those for years))

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??: ((it started aching yesterday, so as soon as i can i'm getting it ultrasounded

Vol: (( I would make a joke but, no

: ((Yeah, that's for the best. As long as it didn't suddenly just, swell up, it should be good))

: ((Better safe than sorry in a situation with lumps on your body))

Smol Asriel: ((Yeah, get the ultrasound, make sure of what it is

Barchar: (holy fucking shit chime)

Barchar: (that is)

Squigly: ((You really don't want to take any chances with cancer dude

Barchar: (a big thing to suddenly dump on us)

: ((Well, it's a big thing to suddenly dump on them))

: ((It's most likely nothing))

??: ((i just gotta fit it in with my job and school

Barchar: (I feel like your job will understand if you need to make sure you don't have fucking cancer)

Smol Asriel: fell asleep leaned on ea

??: ((yeah, they're pretty understanding

??: ((i don't wanna miss my first day of school though

Endling Asriel: -He didn't mind, and was just thinking to himself.-

Barchar: why would you wanna sleep leaned on ea

Smol Asriel: this tends to happen at 380% floof

Smol Asriel: ((Ggt

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??: -EA would charge you extra for the sleeping expansion-

Endling Asriel: -No.-

??: -The game company-

Endling Asriel: -You would have to open packs and get a sleep card.-

??: -LOL-

Barchar: -No-

Barchar: -You'd be able to sleep-

Squigly: -And then log onto a server to make sure you didn't pirate your sleep-

Vol: -There's a 2-day trial that still requires you to enter your credit card information-

Barchar: -But you'd need to pay extra for anything but the shittiest of sleep riddled with nightmares

Vol: -You must enter a key to unlock your sleep-

Endling Asriel: -EA sports. It's in the cash.-

Vol: -EA Games: Purchase Everything-

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Squigly: -And then the servers are down-

Vol: -nosleep4u-

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Barchar: -And you can't even take a nap until it comes back!-

Squigly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgJpQ2_TxrA&index=7&list=PLCqraCZnN0OWka9VFcr0rtcpEZZG5gEh- George Watsky - All I need is Juan

Barchar: -BECAUSE YOU NEED THE SERVERS TO DO IT-

Endling Asriel: -He's just waiting for anyone else to walk in. Or at least make them self noticeable.-

Vol: >Juan

Vol: Vol walks into the bar.

Endling Asriel: -You don't exist until the servers come back up.-

Endling Asriel: "Howdy."

Vol: Or, rolls in on a longboard.

Vol: "Hi!"

Vol: (( I imagine Vol screaming is like

Vol: (( "nails on a chalkboard" but 10x louder

Endling Asriel: -His thick winter coat is next to him, but he kept his Ushanka on.-

Squigly: The anydoor opens, and a deft, small, candy-cane colored shoe steps in. Followed by...well.

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Squigly: [url=https://img.ifcdn.com/images/1a8b4cec77a172be50f664d5edf16ca78c86dbd892a690b5e17c409fc999d77a_3.jpg]A lot less meme, but yeah.[/url]

Vol: "Hi there."

Endling Asriel: "Um, and Howdy, to you."

Squigly: She looks around, the large white bony...snake running through her left ear and out a hole in her head simply rears a little.

Leviathan: "Ah, hello."

Squigly: "Hello there!"

Endling Asriel: "You two?"

Smol Asriel: is occasionally muttering about jager in his sleep

Endling Asriel: "Yeah. Howdy, you two."

Vol: (( I just finished listening to American Idiot again for the first time in like

Endling Asriel: -He puts an arm around Smazzy, and lets him sleep.-

Vol: (( 9 years ))

Smol Asriel: and occasionally some shit about gorbachev

Barchar: "....Hello."

Squigly: She simply waves, moving to the bar to order some actual food.

Squigly: No words on whether or not an undead person needs food, but Leviathan seems to enjoy it.

Smol Asriel: "Damn... Apollo program..." Ear twitch

Endling Asriel: "...Smazzy?"

Vol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lw5knU1j0g

Smol Asriel: that was a mutter

Smol Asriel: in his sleep

Endling Asriel: -He shrugs, and looks back to the newcomers.-

Endling Asriel: -He knows, but wanted to see if he was like, half asleep or something.-

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Vol: wait donald trump was in KCA 2005

Vol: WHAT

Vol: THIS RUINS EVERYTHING

: ((Wait fucking really))

Leviathan: After swallowing a mouth full of food. "Milady, why did we come here again? There are plenty of Cafes in the city..."

Vol: YES, REALLY

Vol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhrbQ2ho2G4

Squigly: "Well, we're currently being hounded by that umbrella ladies little army, and theres a skullgirl running around. And everyone thinks i'm one of her minions, remember?"

Leviathan: "Ah, yes, thats rather against the prospect of eating in peace."

Endling Asriel: "..."

Squigly: Squigly's words all come out kind of muffled and slurred a tiny bit, seeing as how her mouth is sewn shut.

Vol: 'THE BIGGEST DEALMAKER IN THE WORLD'

Vol: 'MR. DONALD TRUMP'

Endling Asriel: -He... He doesn't know how to start a conversation with her.-

Vol: "..."

Squigly: ((i'd like to point out Trump was on WWE

Squigly: http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/012/903/68f.png

: ((WHAT))

Vol: (( yeah he was on a lot of shows

Squigly: http://i.imgur.com/IbpwztR.gifv

: ((He shaved))

: ((He shaved someone's head))

: ((On wwe))

Vol: (( I believe Trump was a star athlete back when he was in school

Vol: (( I can just imagine that, totally

Barchar: doesn't even react to the clearly dead girl with her mouth sown shut with a skeleton snake monster poking through her head

Vol: (( WrestleMania 23 never forget

Barchar: eh, she's seen weirder

Vol: vol is currently occupied playing with dog whistles

Endling Asriel: -Guess he hasn't seen Barchar./

Vol: (( This is Donald Trump holding the clipper

Barchar: guess not

Squigly: [url=http://i.imgur.com/MvOyhmB.png]Yeah, you've seen wierder.[/url]

Vol: (( http://i.imgur.com/5Xc0aSh.png One of the clippers

Barchar: she's just chilling. Prime for the seeing

Ultimalgamate: yeah. She's seen weirder.

Squigly: ((Well, Trump was pissed

Squigly: ((And there was hell toupee

Barchar: (theere's this guy playing grillby in the su chat)

Endling Asriel: -He looks around, and notices Barchar. Would she be recognizable as an older Chara?-

Barchar: (who doesn't put fucking spaces between anything but words)

Barchar: eeeehhhhhh probably?

Barchar: barely

Squigly: ((What

Squigly: ((Like, what do you mean

Endling Asriel: -He just waves then.-

Squigly: ((Does he do,this

Squigly: ((Comma,gore

Barchar: (like he talks like this.and it looks really fucking strange,and I wish he'd stop)

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: ((oh Jesus))

Fellby: -A grammatically correct Grillby walks in.-

Barchar: ("I'm not gonna put spaces in the right places,"said he,which angered flame_warp a mighty deal)

: ((By the way Fellby is purple right))

Vol: (( i just remembered

Fellby: ((yes

Vol: (( killby the edgy flame

: ((Okaygood))

Squigly: Squigly looks at the fire person. "Diverse."

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Fellby: ((he turns blue when flustered.

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Endling Asriel: "Howdy, fireman."

Fellby: looks Squigly over. "Indeed."

Killby: (( what color would killby be

Killby: (( just solid black

: ((Blood))

Leviathan: "Milady, we've seen a literal living giant shark."

: ((Blood red))

Killby: (( the color of blood

Barchar: (red)

: ((Crimson))

Barchar: (red)

Squigly: "It's still a nice sight." She says, petting the snek.

Barchar: (like BLEERD)

Killby: Killby enters the bar. Again.

Endling Asriel: "Howdy other fire man."

Fellby: "Looks like it's getting hot in here."

Killby: "...Well he-fucking-llo."

DamnDude: (( Another Grillby enters the bar and the bar burns down ))

Killby: (( Each Grillby points at eachother

Killby: (( "It was his fault"

Barchar: (there is already three)

Barchar: "...Hi Grillby. Hi Grillby."

Squigly: "..." She just hums a tune, Leviathan enjoys his meal.

Endling Asriel: "Those guys don't look like Grillby."

Squigly: We just bringing in all our Grillbys

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Killby: "...[sub]call me Killby[/sub]"

Killby: "[sub]I like it like that[/sub]"

Killby: "[sub]It's almost as pleasurable as the sweet release of death[/sub]"

Fellby: "Oh, trust me, I am Grillby, but my friends call me Fellby."

DamnDude: (( "You're all racist, just because I'm a fire entity that works in a bar, doesn't mean I'm a grillby" ))

Barchar: "...Okay, then." she said. "Killby, then."

Barchar: "Also what did you say after that?"

Killby: "...Nothing."

Warby: [url=http://orig14.deviantart.net/ece3/f/2016/156/f/e/wartime_grillby_by_cigdolsid-da53zhu.png]A third grillby steps in[/url]

Warby: Well, fourth.

Endling Asriel: "Why are there so many Grillbys?"

Barchar: "I don't know."

Fellby: "Well, fire does tend to spread..."

Barchar: "This is feeling like it's getting dangerous."

Killby: Killby looks at Fellby. "oh my god"

Killby: "The puns are like, fire as fUCK"

DamnDude: (( Quick, we need slar to bring in Literally Asriel! Grillby ))

Warby: He just, walks to the bar, his armor making loud clanking noises, and orders a drink by pointing back and forth at the menu.

Warby: ((Reminds me, haven't put Miyu in the /r/Undertale RP in a while

Warby: ((Gonna have to fix that before they kick me out

Endling Asriel: "You guys are gonna start a fire."

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Smol Asriel: ((LiterallyAsriel! Grillby?

Barchar: (like LiterallyAsriel!Sans)

Barchar: (from the discord)

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now LiterallyAsriel! Grillby [LA! Grillby].

Warby: ((Today I got into Choir

LA! Grillby: ((Will do

Warby: ((By loudly singing All You Can Do for ym audition

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Warby: ((I got into Choir using Watsky.

Killby: "..."

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Fellby: "..."

Warby: "..."

LA! Grillby: an asriel enters the bar

LA! Grillby: "Howdy, I'm Grillby"

Endling Asriel: "Okay."

Warby: I've got two Grillbys

Barchar: "...Uh..."

Endling Asriel: "This place is weird."

Fellby: "Uh, kid, no you're not."

Warby: And I doubt i'll be RPing Frillby ever again

DamnDude: (( ...Okay, my luck in this game has been the worst it's ever been ))

Fellby: ((I could probably rp the outertale grillby i had

LA! Grillby: "Um.. yes I am_

LA! Grillby: *"

Fellby: ((during barkery

Fellby: "Come on, where's your flames?"

LA! Grillby: ((His cummies are out of this world

LA! Grillby: "Flames?"

Killby: "...I don't see any flames."

Killby: "Fucking poser."

LA! Grillby: "I don't have any flames.."

Killby: [s]"[sub]Die.[/sub]"[/s]

Barchar: (He')

Endling Asriel: "His name could just be Grillby."

Barchar: (He's not part of the barkery anymore)

Barchar: (He got out as part of his payment for helping kill the fuck out of scumster)

Fellby: "Hey, that's true."

Fellby: ((he's home now

LA! Grillby: "My name is Grillby"

LA! Grillby: "That's all I know"

Endling Asriel: "It's nice to meet you."

Warby: "..."

LA! Grillby: "Nice to me-" now that the joke is over, he explodes

Fellby: "... Oh my lord."

Killby: "What the fuck?"

Warby: Warby is just silently drinking some kind of whiskey at the bar.

DamnDude: (( Okay, so making all those jokes about Angelo going to hell Michigan ended up making Karma bite me in the ass. ))

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Killby: (( "Hey guys, it's Brotharkery here, and today I'm here to prove why Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare is going to be the best game ever!"

Barchar: (Oh god i forgot that joke)

Killby: (( http://i.imgur.com/OgffKRi.png

Barchar: (Why do you remember it bloo)

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Endling Asriel: "Oh... Oh no."

Warby: http://img06.deviantart.net/717a/i/2005/347/5/9/dragon_quest_viii___angelo_by_hyakugojuuichi.jpg Angelo?

Barchar: "..."

Killby: (( Brotharkery loses 60,000 subs and gets 2k dislikes

DamnDude: (( Yes ))

Barchar: "Don't worry about it, Asriel. It happens."

Cowboy Kid: ((wow

DamnDude: (( There are Dragon Quest characters in Fortune Street ))

Endling Asriel: "...Will I explode?"

Warby: ((Every time Miyu enters the /r/Undertale RP she falls down the entirety of Mt Ebott))

Warby: ((Miyu is not enjoying ehr fear of heights

Endling Asriel: -There is legit concern in his voice.-

Killby: (( Brotharkery later uploaded a video about Overwatch with tits in the thumbnail

Killby: (( He gained 25k subs

Fellby: "I don't think you will."

Killby: "Probably."

Killby: "Probably not."

Killby: "Shit happens."

Killby: (( EA: "sHI---" explodes

Endling Asriel: "Oh... Okay."

Killby: (( i have2 go

DamnDude: (( So far whenever someone plays that character, they seem to either go near bankrupt or go bankrupt, except in the game where I was nearing the chance to win and he just stabbed me to death ))

Barchar: "Probably not."

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Barchar: "Sometimes people seem to spontaneously die immediately after coming in. Usually nothing like that happens after you've been here for a while."

Inconsolata: Inconsolata walks into the bar.

Inconsolata: He dies immediately.

Warby: ((Yep, sounds like Angelo

Fellby: "I think you're good kid - oh"

Endling Asriel: "Alright... By the way, are you Chara?"

Inconsolata: Juan walks into the bar with janitorial equipment and cleans up the mess.

Barchar: "Sort of."

Warby: Warby sips his drink. "..." Lol he isn't saying shit. he's kinda worried he'll explode.

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Endling Asriel: "Oh, alright..."

DamnDude: (( Also after one brainscratch series, I can not get the near mettaton levels of Ego for hi out of my head ))

Barchar: "Call me Barchar."

Barchar: (hi?)

DamnDude: (( him* ))

Barchar: (him who)

DamnDude: (( Angelo ))

Barchar: (oh)

Endling Asriel: "It's nice to meet you, Barchar."

Warby: ((He's a pretty decent guy in the game

Barchar: (BSC did a series on dragon quest?)

DamnDude: (( No, fortune street ))

DamnDude: (( That did one board, an it lasted about the time it took for them to do two Mario Party Maps ))

Barchar: (wow)

Barchar: (I don't watchj many of their magfest lps)

DamnDude: (( Honestly I like their live stuff more, but I still like their normal things a lot ))

Barchar: (I dunno)

Barchar: (I watch BSC for the lpers more than the game, and in the live runs they focus on the game a lot more)

Endling Asriel: -He frowns a bit, which causes him to pull the scarf up over his mouth.-

Barchar: (that's part of why some of my favorite lps of theirs are the ones where it's like 90% tangent)

DamnDude: (( I honestly just feel like they also synergize off each other better when they're right next to each other, or they're off in a tangent ))

Barchar: (Yeah)

DamnDude: (( Like Lewis and Ryan are actually not just silent for parts in the live stuff ))

Barchar: *(the rayman origins run was great though)

Barchar: (HYPE)

DamnDude: (( The other thing is, when you can tell they like a game and they're live, everyone seems to work off the game very well, aka the Mario Party series ))

Warby: ((omg the new characters are treating Miyu like a scared chil

Warby: ((hah

: ((Scared or Sacred))

Warby: ((Scared

DamnDude: (( 'Like a sacred chili' ))

Warby: ((oH SHIT

Warby: ((They thing the purple heart sewn on her sweater

Warby: ((is her soul

Fellby: ((LEL

: ((Sewn Purple Heart= soul))

Barchar: (PFFFFFFFF)

Cowboy Kid: ((wow

Cowboy Kid: ((just wow

Barchar: (Miyu: "I don't have a soul you idiots.")

Warby: ((Someone just summoned a red SOUL

Warby: ((Miyu is now thinking that this fuck just summoned someone's still beating heart

Barchar: ("Oh, so you're a different kind of human. But you still have a-")

Barchar: ("No. I said what I meant.")

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Barchar: AND I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN IN THE NEXT ONE, MY BROTHELS, ABRS AND BAKERYS! OH YEAH! *OBNOXIOUS DUBSTEP OUTRO*

Fellby: ((guys

Fellby: ((i've done something silly

Warby: 9(Yep, they're teleporting to Miyu now

: ((What silly thing))

Warby: ((Someone get some bandages Miyu's gonna be in lava by the end of the night

: ((Wait really are they gonna murder her for being a shit))

: ((Again))

Killby: (( Wait Syndicate met his girlfriend through Minecraft

Killby: (( Y tho

Cowboy Kid: (( BUYING GIRLFRIEND 10 DIAMONDS

Cowboy Kid: (( Thats how

Warby: ((They're offering Miyu food and shelter

Barchar: (i think he meant 'why are they gonna kill miyu')

Warby: ((Miyu's all like

Barchar: (She's fucked)

Barchar: ("YOU THREW ME INTO LAVA LAST TIME")

Warby: (('Dude I already have that shit i'm just here for support tokens'))

Killby: (( Waiting for DD to run the Ed test

Warby: (( Matik - Today at 1:27 PM whispers: I can strike them down.

Warby: ((They're talking about striking Miyu down already

: ((Seriously))

: ((What the fuck did she do))

Killby: (( Y tho

Fellby: ((she's scared dude

Fellby: ((and you talk about fucking murdering her

Killby: (( I'm just gonna say

Barchar: (what the fuck)

Killby: (( I'll just @ Laharl and be like

Killby: (( "u having fun"

Killby: (( http://i.imgur.com/eKcpRRB.png

Fellby: ((why did i do this https://66.media.tumblr.com/35028bd6540d04af8ed5380cac301939/tumblr_obrcocjCqu1uggan1o1_500.gif

: ((You know what the looks like))

Killby: (( very a e s t h i c pleasing

Warby: ((Niiiicer

: ((One of the cursors in the sketchy animated cursor ads))

Muffet: ("Shiny")

Fellby: ((ah yes cursormania

Muffet: ("!10/10 would fuck numerous times and marry again")

Warby: "..........."

Fellby: ((babby chime's first virus

Endling Asriel: "..."

Fellby: "So... what's up, everyone?"

Warby: He just sips his drink, his armor jingling.

Endling Asriel: -He now has the scarf over his mouth. Cause he doesn't like frowning.-

Killby: "...Nothing much, actually."

Endling Asriel: "Not much."

Fellby: "I've gotta say, I didn't think I'd look that good in armor."

Warby: He raises a fire-eyebrow, nodding. And gestures to Fellby's outfit, giving a thumbs up. "..."

Endling Asriel: "..."

Killby: (( Time2 make vol ref

Fellby: "Not much of a talker, huh?"

Warby: He shakes his head.

Warby: ((Wanna know what i'm surprised hasnt been RPed yet here

Warby: ((Nobody's plucked up a storyshift character

Fellby: ((I know, right?

Warby: ((Liek if nobody's gonna fucking do it i'm gonna

Fellby: "Gotcha. I know I'm a bit talkative for a Grillby."

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Warby: Theres a small shrug, and he raps his fist against the chestplate on his armor. Sipping his whiskey.

Killby: Killby sits on the couch, playing around with tattoo sleeves.

Killby: However the hell he does that.

Fellby: orders his own drink as well. "... The armor makes it tough to speak?"

Warby: He shakes his head, and makes an X over a specific part near the top of his chest.

Warby: And then shrugs, going back to sipping his whiskey and polishing his sword.

Fellby: "Oh! An injury. I gotcha."

Warby: He nods, extending an arm out, offering the whiskey to Fellby.

Fellby: smiles and takes a sip. "Hey, thanks."

Killby: He just ends up burning all of his sleeves.

Killby: "fUCK"

Endling Asriel: "Are you Alrigt, mister?"

: Alrigt

: Alright*

Killby: "no"

Killby: "Only the sweet release of death will cure my pain."

Barchar: "I'm sure that's true, dear."

Endling Asriel: "...Okay then."

Fellby: rolls his eyes a bit. [i]Oh great, another edgelord![/i]

Warby: Warby just polishes his blade, silently giving a 'you fuckin seeing this' look at Fellby

Fellby: gives Warby a "get a load of this guy" look.

Killby: yES

Killby: YEs

Endling Asriel: "Um... Can I ask something from a Grillby?"

Killby: make Killby realize he's not kewl and un1que

Fellby: "Yeah kid, ask away."

Endling Asriel: "I need to check Hotland for monsters, and I can't go in there... Last time I tried I almost burster into flames..."

Endling Asriel: "But you'd have to get through a blizzard and a flooded area first..."

Killby: ((Fuck, I forgot about the Greddits

Warby: And now you know why Grillby lives in Snowing and not Hotland.

Barchar: (u fuk)

Warby: Good luck getting past Waterfall

Fellby: "Well, there's not much I can do in a flooded area."

Endling Asriel: "Oh... I had assumed so."

Endling Asriel: "Do you know anyone who won't either set on fire or melt?"

Killby: (( Vol: I can scream the lyrics to All Star, that might help

Barchar: "Me."

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Barchar: (Vol: "Well, Asriel, someBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME")

: (( [i][everything within a 100 mile radius gets destroyed][/i]

Endling Asriel: "Well... If it's possible, I'd really appreciate if you can search Hotland, The Core, and New Home for me..."

Barchar: (Vol: "And that AIN'T NO JOKE, I'D LIKE TO BUY THE WORLD A TOKE")

Barchar: (Vol: "As far as Grillbys are concerned, in Waterfall they MIGHT AS WELL BE WALKIN' ON THE SUN)

Cowboy Kid: ((hey my internet was fixed

Cowboy Kid: ((wait nvm

: ((Lol noonecares get fuckd

: (([sub]jkbbyilu[/sub]))

Cowboy Kid: ((ayy it was fixed again

: ((It would be comical how much shit this old game show would get))

: ((Now))

: ((It's a game show, but the game is always 3 guys vs 3 girls))

Fellby: (( https://66.media.tumblr.com/b49d852066024dea96c6b6c0c094e109/tumblr_obrdscYqj21uggan1o1_500.gif

: ((Dude you could scam so many people))

Cowboy Kid: ((eggsecutor.avi

: ((All you need is a tiny arrow))

: ((And adware bundled))

Fellby: ((shit hang on i know who to glitter up

: ((Why am I watching GSN))

: ((I'm realizing from the commercials that it targets people above the age of 60))

: (( lol

: ((Life alert. Stair lifts))

Fellby: ((electric scooters

Cowboy Kid: ((electric scouts

Warby: ((Paul blart mall cop

Cowboy Kid: ((basicly mvm

Muffet: I'm not electruic scouts you fuck

Cowboy Kid: ((Paul Blart Guardia de Seguridad del Centro Comercial

Endling Asriel: -He waits to see if Barchar is okay with that.-

Barchar: "For what?"

Endling Asriel: "Anybody... I do t know where anyone is..."

: Don't*

Barchar: "There's nobody there."

Endling Asriel: "...How do you know?"

Barchar: "Pretty much no life in this dimension save for the bar."

Warby: "..."

Endling Asriel: "No, in my timeline..."

Barchar: "I've seen those places.'

Barchar: "Oh, your timeline."

Barchar: "Yeah, sure."

Endling Asriel: "Thanks a lot... Whoever you can is fine."

: Whenever*

Barchar: "Now is fine."

Barchar: she stands up, walking to the door. "Code?"

Endling Asriel: -He tells her the code. I'm too lazy to think of one that makes sense.-

Barchar: fair

Barchar: heads through, looking around her

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Endling Asriel: -You're in Snowdin. You know cause you can hardly see anything through the blizzard.-

Barchar: shudders. She does not like barely being able to see anything. She trudges through, looking around for their bar

Endling Asriel: -Surprisingly, the neon light is still on, and you can see a gentle glow off in the distance.-

Barchar: breathes out. Obviously, the bar should be a bastion of activity. she trudged toward it, regretting her lack of insulation.

Endling Asriel: -You arrive at the door. There's an open sign, and an unlocked door.-

Barchar: she opens it, looking in. "Hello?"

Endling Asriel: -It's empty. This masked it a little creepy. The only things in there are some shattered glasses, that look like they were dropped.-

Barchar: she frowns. Yeah, for her, that's pretty uncomfortable. "...ANYONE HIDING?"

: Makes*

Endling Asriel: -Nothing. Not one sound. It's also dimly lit, due to not much light getting in from outside.-

Barchar: "...Shit." she said, looking out, walking back into the snow

Endling Asriel: -You do that. If Chara knows the layout of the underground, she would turn left 90 degrees, and then walk straight, and would eventually reach waterfall, I think.-

Barchar: bc trust me. she does.

Endling Asriel: -The blizzard passes he boundaries of Snowdin a bit, but you know you've arrived due to you stepping in what feels like slush now. And then flowing water, which is about deep enough for you ankle.-

: Your*

Barchar: resists the urge to swim, making her way through waterfall. She figures a good place to start is Napstablook's.

Endling Asriel: -When getting to Napstablook's place, you notice that the water is high enough to have to trudge through. Like, up to the waist. The door is open, to a flooded house, with a broke computer, and some broken music players.-

Endling Asriel: -One other thing is that the water has a lot of trash floating around in it.-

Barchar: "Ugh. I'm gonna need to take a shower after this..." she mutters. Well, she supposes that Undyne's place is the next choice.

Endling Asriel: -It's no longer on fire.-

Barchar: that seems obvious

Endling Asriel: -But undyne isn't in there. And it's mostly ruined.-

Barchar: "...Shit."

Barchar: she sighs, walking out, and heading over through Hotland

Endling Asriel: -While wading through, you saw some snail shells with numbers on them. No snails inside though. Anyways, you arrive at the entrance to Hotland. The LEDs on the sign look like they've melted.-

Endling Asriel: -You feel like you've walked into an oven. If Barchar can feel the heat anyways.-

Barchar: she can. Unfortunately.

Endling Asriel: -The lava has geysers, spraying lava around, which kinda makes it harder to get through.-

Endling Asriel: -Hope she wasn't wearing anything plastic.-

Barchar: she was not

Endling Asriel: -Anyways, you can head to the lab.-

Barchar: she has to put her hair out a couple times, though. She decides to look through the lab, though she assume it's probably empty

Endling Asriel: -Yes, it's empty. But it actually has AC, and the true lab's door is open.-

Barchar: "...Do you ACTUALLY want to go into the true lab, after what happened last time Alphys wasn't there to keep them in chck?'

Barchar: "...Well. Guess I need to." she says, walking into the true lav

Endling Asriel: -She walks in. It feels empty, like the other places. But you do hear some noise.-

Barchar: is this person noise or amalgamate noise

Endling Asriel: -You wouldn't be able to tell.-

Endling Asriel: -It's a noise that both can make.-

Barchar: I feel like the amalgamate would sound different, but alright

: Ed -Like running into something.-

Barchar: she puts on her chaos buster, charging

Syphon: ((hello

Endling Asriel: -And you get pounced on from the side, and get toppled over. And then picked on the face.-

Endling Asriel: -It's Endogamy, and he already looks pacified.-

Barchar: "AHHHHHHHH oh he's not killing me."

: It*

Ed: (( [s] Is not the narrator [/s] ))

Endling Asriel: -Notably these amalgams aren't trying to kill you. But the others don't want anything to do with you. They seems to be the only things down there.-

Barchar: "...Uh. Hey, Endogeny! Go fetch living people that aren't me!"

Endling Asriel: -It tilts it's head.-

Endling Asriel: -And then darts to the elevator. But he can't fit.-

Barchar: "Wait, did that actually work?" she ran over, trying to help him squeeze in. "Come on, I know it'll be cramped, but I'm not gonna suffocate!"

Endling Asriel: -Rhese things don't have souls, mind you.-

Endling Asriel: -I mean, the door closes. But you're crushed against the ceiling.-

Warby: ((Yep, they're pissing off Miyu.

Barchar: tries to actually get the button working

Barchar: making sure not to inhale the amalgamate.

Endling Asriel: -The amalgam unintentionally pushes it, and it moves up. When the door opens you both fall out.-

Barchar: stands up. "Oooh, if I felt pain..." she muttered.

Endling Asriel: -It runs to the door, walking in circles, making gurgled yips.-

Barchar: walks towards it, looking confused

Endling Asriel: -He can't get the door opens a

Warby: ((Aaand Miyu's unconscious because I didn't want to start a godmod fight

Barchar: "Ah, I see." she hits the button.

Endling Asriel: -Door opens, he darts out, and then jumps backwards, walking back inside, and running away from the door.-

Barchar: "...Uh." She walks out.

Endling Asriel: -There is some boiling amalgam goop on the ground where it stepped.-

Barchar: sighs, facepalming. "Okay. I need to somehow help an Amalgamate not step on the ground."

Barchar: she looks back at it. She went over grabbing a jar. "...You're weird and amorphous, right? I doubt it, but could you manage to fit in this?"

Cowboy Kid: ((https://i.redditmedia.com/w8g4LKpeX4Y-Zt5RDejKd689Pn1bUMe-_a60LZFZqeQ.png?w=790&s=d674be9e6c1728a9585f32e01638df48

Cowboy Kid: ((now pokemon evil team

Cowboy Kid: ((new*

Endling Asriel: -It wouldn't fit, but it jams his head into it.-

Barchar: "...Nice try, Endogeny." she said, petting it.

Endling Asriel: -And now Endogamy has a new head and a head in he jar.-

Barchar: "...Wait."

Barchar: "Can you still control and see out of this?"

Endling Asriel: -The jar head barks.-

Barchar: "...this is actually going to work. Good boy!" She said, excitedly. "LEad the way!" she said, thrusting the jar forward.

Endling Asriel: -And whe you walk out, the amalgam goop melts into a puddle. But it can reform when back into a colder area.-

Barchar: she makes her way through hotland, looking around in Muffet's area.

Endling Asriel: -There is a good amount of G behind her stand, and burned doughnuts, burster bottles of Spider Cider.-

Endling Asriel: -And a lot of dead spiders.-

Barchar: she's broke

Barchar: she's taking that fucking G

Endling Asriel: -Who's gonna stop you?-

Barchar: nobody that's who

Endling Asriel: -Also you visited TEm village and stole the money there too.-

Endling Asriel: -Earlier.-

Barchar: she would.

Endling Asriel: -Anyways, next stop is the MTT Resort.-

Barchar: puts the jar under the fountain for a bit, to cool it off.

Barchar: making sure no water gets in it

Barchar: don't want to dilute her new amalgamate pet

Endling Asriel: -It's head reforms, and then it turns into a mini endogamy.-

Barchar: "D'aw."

Barchar: lets it out

Barchar: I can't get over how stupid and amazing this is

Endling Asriel: -It runs around Chara, and decides to follow her.-

Barchar: "...Well, you were supposed to lead the way!" she said, with a bit of false frustration. She shook her head, searching the resort.

Barchar: has gained an Amalgamate pupper

Warby: (( I've balanced my stats for Undertale standards your attacks have a chance to kill me in one turn

Warby: ((They think Miyu is OP

Warby: ((Thats a quote

Barchar: (WHAT)

Barchar: ([i]WHAT[/I])

Endling Asriel: -The place, again, is empty.-

Barchar: "Damn. Onto new home."

Syphon: (([font=impact][i]WHAT[/i][/font]

Syphon: ((yw

Endling Asriel: -Wait, you see mettaton!-

Endling Asriel: -Wait, wait, false alarm. It's The mettatonEX body. No soul.-

Barchar: dun dun dunn

Barchar: knocks on it. "Anyone home?"

Barchar: "...Didn't think so."

Barchar: off she goes

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Barchar: is probably gonna have to put him in the jar at the CORE

Endling Asriel: -Yeah. Probably.-

Smol Asriel: stayed adleep

Barchar: opens the jar for him as she approaches

Endling Asriel: -He easily complies with going in the jar.-

Warby: ((Slarv they were talking about stats, so I just copy-pasted Miyu's stats, slightly editted to edit out supports that would seem wierd and shit

Warby: ((They think Miyu is OP

Warby: ((in /r/Undertale

Barchar: (they think [i]miyu[/i])

Barchar: (is [i]op[/i])

Smol Asriel: ((Excuse me

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Endling Asriel: -The core is empty. Well, it's usually empty, to be honest.-

Smol Asriel: ((Miyu has the worst base stats

Syphon: (("I have stats and a few abilities"

Syphon: (("Oh shit we're fucking dead mates"

Smol Asriel: ((Show them fucking balrog

: ((Because they don't understand how stats work))

: ((Because they are godmodders))

Syphon: ((but that means miyu's stats would be low

Barchar: just goes on her way, whistling CORE

: ((The up off endurance, of 'who gets too bored first.'))

Syphon: ((TIL exeggutor has 4 heads, not 5

Warby: ((I had Miyu use a dark spark on a tree out of frustration

Endling Asriel: -Blah blah, you eventually reach the barrier. Where you fight Asgore.-

Smol Asriel: ((Only alola type has 4

Warby: ((Which just splintered the tree a little bit

Barchar: is there an actual barrier

Smol Asriel: ((Normal has 3

Syphon: ((ohh okay

Barchar: (yeah, the tail is an alola addition)

Endling Asriel: -Yes.-

Warby: ((Fucking Ofna whatever 1-ups Miyu by destroying the entire try

Warby: ((Like, I get it, ur stronk

Syphon: ((wait there's one on the tail

Barchar: "...Well. This place seems entirely empty."

Endling Asriel: -And a lot of stuff on the ground, and dust.-

Smol Asriel: ((She uses a dark spark on a tree

Smol Asriel: ((Someone destroys an entire city

Smol Asriel: ((Use oblivion bolt or some shit

Warby: ((nah

Warby: ((Gonna keep Miyu to her canon shit until she actually learns Oblivion Bolt

Smol Asriel: ((Do they know what inf is

Warby: ((No

Warby: ((They probly think its some wacky RPG stat, Miyu's mentioned it once or twice

Barchar: looks at the dust. "...Hey, Endogeny. Lunch?"

Endling Asriel: -THIS INCLUDES: Toriel's... Whatever she normally carries, Undyne's spear, Alphys' lab coat, Sans' jacket, Papyrus' Scarf, and Asgore's armor and Trident.-

Endling Asriel: -He'll happily eat that dust.-

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Barchar: they're dead anyway why should she give a shit.

Syphon: ((alola raichu is psychic and not water, wut

Endling Asriel: -Last thing you find is The locket, and the rusted dagger.-

Syphon: ((at the same time though, electric + psychic

Barchar: well shit

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Barchar: she thinks about it

Endling Asriel: -Also he is now absorbing all of the dust, becoming slightly larger as he does.-

Barchar: but she lets him go ahead

: Heart Locket*

Barchar: hopes this won't actually combine their souls

Barchar: she figures that if they';re just dust now their soul is probably fucked anyway

CryingEevee OOC: ((alola raichu does levitate))

Smol Asriel: is anyone in the bar

Endling Asriel: -Just dust.-

Endling Asriel: -He is.-

Syphon: is sleeping in the bar.

Smol Asriel: ((They made

Smol Asriel: ((An electric type with levitate

Endling Asriel: -Now, you can either take the shit or leave it.-

Smol Asriel: ((A pure electric type with levitate

Syphon: ((wow

Endling Asriel: -But EA would probably want most of it.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((no. it levitates. but has surge surfer))

Warby: ((Only pokemon with no weaknesses

Barchar: she takes what she can carryu

Smol Asriel: ((Wait fuck i forgot the tynamo line existed

Warby: ((no, we're tlaking about Electrik right

Endling Asriel: -Meanwhile Endogamy is a fucking vacuum cleaner./

Smol Asriel: ((Either way rip the 1v1 metagame

Warby: ((But seriously, 'Miyu can 1 shot my character'))

Barchar: leaves the armor and toriel's shit, wears the lab coat and scarf, and carries the weapons and jacket

Warby: (( "I've balanced my stats for Undertale standards your attacks have a chance to kill me in one turn"

Warby: ((If Miyu can 1-shot your character your character is a fucking anemic quadriplegic dog

Smol Asriel: ((Let me get in there

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Barchar: leaves one hand for the jar, hoping that Endogeny here is pupper enough to still fit in it

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Warby: (("One hit can trigger this based on damage dealt"))

Warby: ((Dude since when did you know how to calc Reverie stats

Endling Asriel: -He's very squished. Which means. He just runs into a wall until he splits in half and fits better.-

: High Priest Laharl [Warby] is now High Priest Laharl [Squigly].

Barchar: now has two amalgamate puppers

Squigly: She's partaking in nice conversation with her snek.

Barchar: makes her way back to the bar

Endling Asriel: -You take a look at the ruins first. But you know. They are now literally just ruins, no way in.-

Endling Asriel: -He's sitting on the couch.-

Smol Asriel: awakens, screaming "DAMN AMERICANS BEAT US TO THE MOON"

Smol Asriel: "..."

Endling Asriel: "Smazzy?

Syphon: ((smol is in bar?

Barchar: opens the jar, releasing the puppers

Barchar: "Back."

Smol Asriel: lowers his fist, which he was shaking in the air

Squigly: "...?" She gives a questioning look.

Leviathan: "My words, that child is...strange."

Barchar: why is smazzy a commie now

Smol Asriel: "Welp"

Syphon: wakes up. "...What?"

Cowboy Kid: (("DAMN AMERICANS BEAT US TO THE MOON" Smol Asriel-2016

Smol Asriel: has a ushanka with a sickle and happer

Smol Asriel: *hammer

CryingEevee OOC: ((happer))

Syphon: ...

Barchar: (Can we make that the new topic laharl)

Cowboy Kid: ((happer and smikle

Cowboy Kid: ((happy communism

Smol Asriel: "Just a dream"

Syphon: ((i hope comfey learns tri attack

Smol Asriel: "Pay no attention to the communist agenda"

Barchar: "So. Place is totally empty. But, they left this stuff." she puts her loot down. She's gonna keep the scarf and labcoat though.

Syphon: ...Dunno what communism is, but alright.

Endogany : -It runs around the bar, sniffing everything.-

Barchar: "Also, I think I have a dog now."

Barchar: "I'm fine with this."

Syphon: ...

Endling Asriel: "W-What?"

Barchar: "Not a bit of life. All I found was all this at the barrier."

Endling Asriel: -He's more confused than anything.-

: High Priest Laharl [Squigly] changed the topic to ""DAMN AMERICANS BEAT US TO THE MOON" Smol Asriel-2016"

Endling Asriel: "Are... Are you sure?"

Barchar: "Pretty sure."

Barchar: "The ruins were blocked off."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i just remembered i have an rpg maker project i really haven't done anything with))

Barchar: "Nobody in waterfall, and the place was flooded."

Smol Asriel: pretty much his face while looking at the pile of rip http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aMrb9DP_700b.jpg

Smol Asriel: "..."

Barchar: "Barelty any signs of previous population in hotland, adn the sign was half broken."

Squigly: u euse wather fahell nsfor a tkut fo af thigns

Barchar: "MEttaton's shell was there, but no MEttaton inside it."

Endling Asriel: -His smile fades quickly, and he covers his mouth with the scarf, and pulls the hat over his eyes.-

Squigly: .

Barchar: "Temmie village was empty aside from some gold."

Syphon: ((i understand

Squigly: fuck me

Smol Asriel: u euse wather fahell nsfor a tkut fo af thigns

Smol Asriel: "..."

Barchar: "Nothing in New home until the barrier."

Barchar: (thx laharl)

Smol Asriel: his fake smile goes away

Barchar: (u euse wather fahell nsfor a tkut fo af thigns)

Smol Asriel: ((Laharl are you trying to replace ink jokes with spelling jokes

Endling Asriel: "I thought they would have been safe..."

Barchar: "Sorry."

Barchar: "What happened in there?"

Endling Asriel: -He shakes his head. He doesn't know.-

Barchar: stands up. Alphys' labcoat stops at about the middle of her body, but she'll keep wearing it. It looks kinda neat."

Smol Asriel: ((I'm defending the miyu

Endling Asriel: -BUT BASICALLY.-

Barchar: "Want the scarf? I'm keeping the labcoat, though."

CryingEevee OOC: (("The Alolan Raichu has a new Ability, Surge Surfer, which no other Pokémon has previously had. With the Surge Surfer Ability, the Pokémon’s Speed will be doubled on Electric Terrain." electric terrain?))

Smol Asriel: ((UM

Endling Asriel: -You know how when Asriel goes edge lord, he takes everyone's souls.-

Syphon: ((electric terrain is a move

Barchar: (wait, it ACTUALLY surfs on it's tail)

Smol Asriel: ((IS THAT REBORN?

Barchar: ye

Squigly: ((THATS A FUCKING REBORN ABILITY

Endling Asriel: -Imagine that happened and then he actually did kill Frisk.-

Syphon: ((wait what

Squigly: ((THATS STRAIGHT FROM FUCKING REBORN

Barchar: ah

Squigly: ((THATS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU USE SURF ON ELECTRIC TERRAIN

Endling Asriel: -And then couldn't give those souls back.-

Cowboy Kid: ((neato

Cowboy Kid: ((also, sick cincidince

Endling Asriel: -He doesn't even remember it though.-

Syphon: ((wow

Smol Asriel: ((Hey maybe this means it'll actually be a challenging pokemon game

Syphon: ((mfw ice/steel

Endling Asriel: "Th-Thank you, Barchar..."

Smol Asriel: he wheels over to EA

Barchar: "No problem."

Smol Asriel: considers telling him that this is what optimism gets you, but doesn't, because EA is a chill dude

Endling Asriel: -Gub hugs_

Syphon: Is the show from last night on?

Smol Asriel: -Gub hugs_

Endogany : -Meanwhile this guy is running in circles around Barchar.

CryingEevee OOC: ((cue merasmus))

CryingEevee OOC: ((>endogany))

Smol Asriel: Endogany

: High Priest Laharl [Squigly] is now High Priest Laharl [].

: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Barchar: she has a pupper

: "No, the show is not on!"

DamnDude: (( Wait we're doing this now ))

: "BECAUSE! Someone i-"

Syphon: Dammit.

: "NEVER MIND SOMEONE IS HERE"

DamnDude: (( I'm still fortune street ))

: ((We'll do it eventually

: ((When DD is ready

Syphon: ((i do and don't want to be a part of it

: ((Isn't it endogany?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((endogeny))

Syphon: ((it's endogeny

Barchar: sits on the cough, patting her lap

DamnDude: (( Goooooooooooooooood damn it ))

Smol Asriel: ((Endogeny

: ((Oh I fucked))

: ((Whoops))

Syphon: ((sits on the cough

CryingEevee OOC: (("oh i fucked"))

Smol Asriel: what the fuck does gub hugs mean

DamnDude: (( I literally just went in a circle and got fucked ))

Smol Asriel: ((Finally the new episode is out

Fellby: ((rip dd

Syphon: ((you literally got fucked? /s

Syphon: ((rip

Endogeny : -He runs to Barchar, and then forgets to jump, running nto their leg.-

Fellby: wakes up from his sudden nap.

: Into*

Syphon: Hey.

Endogeny : -He then starts making gurgled barking at Her leg.-

DamnDude: (( There's a semi expensive circle, and I landed on the most expensive spot there, and in an 8 square area, guess what I rolled ))

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Syphon: ((...charjabug is a stage 1 evo?

Syphon: ((how even

: (( I fell asleep

Syphon: ((good morning

Smol Asriel: is with EA

Syphon: ((actually it's 3:20

Syphon: ((i'm a dumb

DamnDude: (( I ROLLED ANOTHER 8 ))

Syphon: ((rip

: /////99llllllllllllllllllllll

Syphon: ((are you okay

Smol Asriel: ((So, I went to the dentist today

Fellby: looks at endogeny. "... Dog blob."

Cowboy Kid: ((its 4:21

Syphon: Yes.

Endling Asriel: "..."

Smol Asriel: ((They drilled the front of all my teeth

Smol Asriel: is being hugged I guess

Endling Asriel: -He has his face covered.-

Smol Asriel: hugged back

Barchar: "...That's not my lap, Endogeny."

Barchar: tries to help him up

CryingEevee OOC: ((charjabug is first form? no. grubbin is first form))

Endling Asriel: -He never hugged, it was supposed to be 'Gib Hugs.'-

Syphon: ((i meant it's second form

Syphon: ((stage 1 is after first form

Syphon: ((idfk why

CryingEevee OOC: ((well look at you using lingo from the card game))

Endogeny : -It gets up, and lies down in her lap.-

Smol Asriel: he gabe hugs den

Endogeny : -It's making long gurgling pants.-

Syphon: ((but yeah why is it a second form

Syphon: ((it looks like a first

Smol Asriel: "I'm sorry"

Smol Asriel: ((Ok boy chiaki turned out to not be boy chiaki

Smol Asriel: ((But still a cinnamon roll

Barchar: pets her new amalgamate pupper

Barchar: (aw, shame)

Endling Asriel: -He whimpers, followed by sniffling.-

Smol Asriel: hugs him close, as best he can from a wheelchair

Endogeny : -It likes it. You know this, but it's not clear why.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((i just remembered everyman))

CryingEevee OOC: ((poor poor everyman))

Smol Asriel: ((OH HI 6 MONTH TIMESKIP

Endling Asriel: -He makes the attempt at just pulling him onto the couch.-

Smol Asriel: most likely falls, since he can't use his legs to get closer

Barchar: why she knows it or why he likes it?

Barchar: she knows full well the second. He's a fecking dog.

Syphon: So what's your name, living fire?

Endling Asriel: -He isn't weak.-

Fellby: "Who, me? The name's Grillby, but you can call me Fellby."

Smol Asriel: welp, he's pulled into the hug then

Endling Asriel: -He is just hugging./

CryingEevee OOC: (("Pyukumuku has a new Ability, Innards Out, which no other Pokémon has had before. With the Innards Out Ability, when this Pokémon faints, it will be able to deal one last bit of damage to its opponent, equal to the amount of HP it had left before it received the final blow."))

Syphon: Alright. I'm Syphon.

Syphon: ((ikr

Syphon: ((it seems like a pretty good ability imo

Fellby: ((oh man better not one-shot pyukumuku

: (( Why the fuck did tumblr just recommend me to follow sixpenceee

: Innards out for harambe

Endogeny : -He is just lying there, liking the pets.-

Smol Asriel: rubs his ears in the hug, not saying anything more

CryingEevee OOC: ((if items were usable in multiplayer pyukumuku could probably be pretty scary of a buffer for items))

Syphon: What's up?

Fellby: "Nothing, really."

Endling Asriel: "They're gone..."

Syphon: ((>reading league subreddit, people talking about S rank supports, confused af for a second

CryingEevee OOC: (("Once a Pyukumuku finds a place it likes, it won’t budge from it. If someone moves it away, back it comes to the same spot. If it runs out of food to eat in that spot, it’ll stay there—and starve."))

Syphon: ((...wow

Fellby: ((relatable

CryingEevee OOC: ((*insert don't starve joke here*))

Syphon: Okay. What brings you here?

CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, why is there a dash between there and and?))

Syphon: ((it's better as an ellipses but a dash works

Smol Asriel: "I know.. I know.."

Syphon: (("If it runs out of food to eat in that spood, it'll stay there...and starve."

Fellby: "I like to see who shows up here."

Endling Asriel: -You can hear his crying, but he's not letting you see it./

: ((I think im gonna have to make a new steam acc

CryingEevee OOC: ((feels bad man))

Syphon: ((rip

Syphon: ((wait

Syphon: ((spood

CryingEevee OOC: ((spood))

: (( http://prntscr.com/c4kgqw One last look at my shit

: ((Let's not starve together bby))

Syphon: ((rest in piece shit that i can't see

Smol Asriel: holds him close

Smol Asriel: ((http://imgur.com/a/QywC4 thanks fat togami

CryingEevee OOC: ((well, at the very least you're not losing like, hundreds of games))

Endling Asriel: -He's crying a bit more audibly, holding onto him.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((can't speak for your inventory though))

Syphon: Okay.

Syphon: ((oh, i got the final EPP upgrade

: ((I'm losing 50 bucks worth og steam inv

Smol Asriel: "It's ok.. it's ok.. just let it out.."

CryingEevee OOC: ((rip))

Endling Asriel: -Awhile of crying passes.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((anyway. i just remembered the asriel fight and i'm not sure how we'd manage it in cautale. or if we'll do true pacifist stuff at all.))

Smol Asriel: ((There's the terrorist that will emotionally abuse our gang

Syphon: ((mr skeltal didn't fucking die for your doots

: ((cant see imgur pic for some reaso n

Syphon: ((he made them after he was dead

Syphon: ((also same

: ((Lol don't worry CE we be planning shit

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok))

Endling Asriel: -He seems to have stopped. And he takes the hat off fully. Mainly because it's wet now.-

Smol Asriel: ((Oh boy

Smol Asriel: ((Junko tries to stab a girl with an ice pick, making her orgasm from despair

Smol Asriel: ((The person getting stabbed, that is

: (( d e s p a i r

Smol Asriel: ((DES-BEAR

: ((Orgasm))

Syphon: ((oh

DamnDude: (( ...What ))

: ((From despair))

: ((ORGASM))

: ((FROM DESPAIR))

Smol Asriel: ((Orgasm from despair

Endling Asriel: "..."

DamnDude: (( Okay, we've decided ))

Smol Asriel: unhugs and looks at him

DamnDude: (( Slar needs an intervention ))

Endling Asriel: -He gets a new hat, and puts it on. This one is white and not brown.-

CryingEevee OOC: (("Pyukumuku hate to have their spikes and mouths touched, and if you step on one, it will hurl out its fist-like inner organs to strike at you."))

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Syphon: ((it throws its organs at you

Smol Asriel: ((This show is dumb

Endling Asriel: "I don't know... What to do..."

Syphon: plays with ice.

Smol Asriel: "Just stay here.. stay around people.. I'm sorry"

CryingEevee OOC: (("Sea Cucumber Pokémon" sea cucumbers are weird))

Syphon: ((there's weirder

Endling Asriel: "...Okay. I will... They'd want me to be happy, right?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((well yeah. but still. everything REALLY weird is stuck at the bottom of the ocean))

Syphon: ((true

Endling Asriel: -He wipes some tears away.-

Syphon: ((also, why is there not a hydra pokemon yet

CryingEevee OOC: ((hydreigon))

Syphon: ((oh yeah

Syphon: ((nvm then

Endling Asriel: -He smiles for a short bit. Not that you would have known.-

Smol Asriel: "They would"

Smol Asriel: ((http://imgur.com/a/5Uqoq

CryingEevee OOC: ((huh. some pokemon that were leaked are on the sunmoon site. but others aren't. like bewear's pre-form and the sand castle pokemon))

Cowboy Kid: ((camortho

Cowboy Kid: ((still disorients you after you quit the game

Endling Asriel: "...Thank you."

Smol Asriel: "No problem"

Smol Asriel: ((Mitarai needs a hug

Fellby: orders a glass of whiskey and begins to play with the rim of the glass.

Syphon: ((i can become mage floran

CryingEevee OOC: ((yes))

Syphon: ((i have so many wands/staves

Endling Asriel: "Thanks for being so nice..."

CryingEevee OOC: ((space magic))

Fellby: ((i keep finding them lol

Syphon: ((a lot of rain spells

Fellby: ((... i should continue in starbound, actually

Smol Asriel: "Again, no problem"

CryingEevee OOC: ((i still miss the racial weps and the racial staves))

Syphon: ((ironic that the fire magic, the magic known to be the most aggressive...is the one that's special is a healing zone

Smol Asriel: "If you need anything, let me know"

Smol Asriel: "I.. know how you feel"

CryingEevee OOC: ((the g4m3br34ck3r was cool))

CryingEevee OOC: ((or however you 1337 gamebreaker))

Smol Asriel: (("You find everything unpleasant other than anime"

: wa -He nods.-

Endling Asriel: -He said that.-

Syphon: ((should i be firelord or grass person

Endling Asriel: -Did that.-

DamnDude: (( I should be really upset about what just happened, but the fact that I never have to do this map again is surprisingly OK for me ))

Endling Asriel: "...I should just pretend this didn't happen for now...-

Endling Asriel: -He sniffles.-

Smol Asriel: ((>Fat togami reveals his true identity to mikan

Smol Asriel: "Don't push it away.. that only does harm"

Barchar: is just chilling with her amalgamate pupper

Smol Asriel: ((>Mikan starts stripping because 'it has to be this way'

Endling Asriel: "...What do I do?"

Endogeny : -He's chilling too.-

Smol Asriel: sighs

Syphon: ((fuck it i'm gonna be mage floran

Smol Asriel: "This is gonna sound mean, but you have to accept it, it's gonna hurt like hell but it's the only way it'll ever hurt less."

Endling Asriel: -He nods.-

Barchar: "Pretty much."

Barchar: "Bad things happen. Awful things. Some of them don't make sense."

Barchar: "Just gotta keep on going, kid."

Endling Asriel: "Okay, okay..."

Barchar: "And if you're lucky, you get a cute lab coat and a puppy."

Endogeny : -Bork.-

Endling Asriel: "..."

Endling Asriel: -You stole a lab oat off a corpse.-

Barchar: eh

Smol Asriel: He glances at barcrab for a sec "Nice job looting a corpse Barchar"

Barchar: "Thanks, Asriel."

Smol Asriel: goes back to EA

Endling Asriel: -He takes the stuff, and puts the locket on.-

Endling Asriel: -He also replaces his shitty Black scarf for the red one.-

Smol Asriel: is kinda stuck in hug-position

Smol Asriel: ((Brb

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GIYGAS: ((THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY GIYGAS SYSTEM))

Barchar: (IF YOU SEE A GIYGAS, REPORT IT APPROPRIATELY. YOU MAY NOT BE SAFE.)

Barchar: (you gotta finish the copypasta i mean geez)

Syphon: ((well shit

Syphon: ((i jumped out of a hole, happy that i got a new wand

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i've been doing emergency giygas tests this whole time. and you are the first to tell me to do that flame))

Syphon: ((and a meteorite crashed directly into me

Syphon: ((and then i ded

Leviathan: This is a test of the emergency snek system.

Smol Asriel: "Um.. you still need hugs?"

Endling Asriel: "If you're okay with it...-

: "*

Shoe: This is a test of the emergency death god system

: ((You need))

: ((To make sure))

: ((I don't ship this Slarvath))

Smol Asriel: "Yeah, I just move outta this position"

Smol Asriel: ((Pfft

: ((Because my mind is telling me no))

: ((But my body))

: ((Is telling me yes))

Smol Asriel: *I just can't

Smol Asriel: ((I remember when you said this char was unshippable

Smol Asriel: ((It was yesterday

Syphon: ((wtf

Barchar: ([i]the ships start comin' and they dont stop comin'[/i])

: ((Yes and I willing get my airside gun))

Syphon: ((i become mage floran and now i'm ONLY finding wands...

: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [Squigly].

Syphon: ((not complaining, but just what

: Airsoft*

Smol Asriel: ((27

CryingEevee OOC: ((no staves? just wands?))

Syphon: ((no staves yet

Squigly: She's still just scratching her snek's chin.

Syphon: ((assault rifle broke the chain

Endling Asriel: "It's okay, I can put you back if you want."

Smol Asriel: "Nah, it's fine. But if you want me to stop, you're gonna have to move me"

Endling Asriel: "I will move on... They'd want me to..."

Squigly: So it's totally canon btw that Squigly can summon tombstones out of nowhere.

Squigly: Because those specials are fucking hilarious

Squigly: [url=https://67.media.tumblr.com/cb5ad3e6f5dc40a04f89086c45489263/tumblr_na8dpbV1G41tbix68o1_1280.gif]And this[/url]

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: ((hi

Syphon: ((hello

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))

Squigly: [url=http://www.fightersgeneration.com/nz4/char/skullgirls/squigly-friend.gif]Heres the gif I was looking for, Squigly is doing this off to the side.[/url]

Barchar: (I like how leviathan can dig a huge, perfect rectangle with one swipe of his tail)

CryingEevee OOC: ((what about inferno of lev? what's the canonicity of super buff lev with arms?))

Smol Asriel: "You can wallow in your guilt and be miserable, or you can move on, I think you-...crap I keep doing that"

Endling Asriel: "I'm gonna move on."

CryingEevee OOC: ((or. the salt move.))

Smol Asriel: "Ok"

Smol Asriel: "You staying here?"

: ((Slarvath's Characters in a Nutshell: "Ok" "Ok..."

Endling Asriel: -He takes a shakey breath.-

Endling Asriel: "I dunno.."

Squigly: https://67.media.tumblr.com/b1136799ea4c4914883366571516f057/tumblr_nza9otkBZj1sffbi8o1_500.gif Leviathan is also a candle

Smol Asriel: "Well, you shouldn't go back there."

CryingEevee OOC: ((he is))

CryingEevee OOC: ((he's also a grappling hook))

CryingEevee OOC: ((brb))

Smol Asriel: ((Laharl mind if I meme the /r/undertale rp

Smol Asriel: ((With a gimli

Endling Asriel: "Okay..."

UnexpectedGimli: I don't know why I have this shortcut

Syphon: (("i'll be mage floran"

Smol Asriel: "I live here, it's not too bad"

Syphon: ((>finds really good sword

Syphon: (("WHY DO YOU MAKE ME QUESTION MY DECISIONS"

Endling Asriel: "It isn't?"

Smol Asriel: "Nope"

: ((Bread's Character in a Nutshell: ASRIEL ASRIEL ASRIEL GOATS GOATS ASRIEL ASRIEL YAYAYAYAYA

: ((Characters*

Endling Asriel: "Where do I sleep?"

Smol Asriel: "Well, I sleep in a wheelchair"

Smol Asriel: "The couch is nice"

Barchar: "And you're not gonna run out of room."

Squigly: "...Blahblahblah"

Leviathan: "...Blahblachblah"

Endling Asriel: "Um, thanks for letting me stay here..."

Smol Asriel: ((Fuck

Smol Asriel: ((How am I gonna do what happened in this episode

Smol Asriel: "No problem"

Smol Asriel: "I don't want you alone"

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami].

Chiaki Nanami: meanwhile in the danganronpaverse, slarvath is wondering how the FUCK to work out a 6 month timeskip

Chara_Dreemurr: -Yes. How would that work.-

Chiaki Nanami: I can swap some thingies around

CryingEevee OOC: ((i return))

Endling Asriel: -He smiles a bit, but you can actually see it this time, cause he lowers the scarf.-

Chara_Dreemurr: -She can aslo have been in the bar.-

Chara_Dreemurr: -Unless you want her to have been in there for six months.-

Chiaki Nanami: i'll just mess around with what happened

Chiaki Nanami: a new semester begins! Because at hopes peak you get no breaks

Chiaki Nanami: made a party for the teacher coming back from the reserve course!

Chiaki Nanami: and that is literally the only two things that happened with chiaki this episode

Chara_Dreemurr: -Oh boy.-

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Chiaki Nanami: also, there were several bombings in tokyo

Chara_Dreemurr: -Welp.-

Chiaki Nanami: is now at skool

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

Chara_Dreemurr: -She is too. She managed to pass as a student still apparently.-

Endling Asriel: "So..."

Endling Asriel: "Guess this is my new home."

Smol Asriel: "Yep"

Endling Asriel: -He takes his jacket off, revealing that he is wearing a black sweater.-

Smol Asriel: "Maybe that Toriel will come by soon, would you like that?"

Endling Asriel: -He nods.-

Smol Asriel: "She'll like you"

Endling Asriel: "That's good..."

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Squigly: ((DD here?

Endling Asriel: "What is she like?"

Smol Asriel: "She's nice, just like mom"

Endling Asriel: -He nods.-

Smol Asriel: ((https://i.redditmedia.com/1K94uGjCRd20cedktU4k0hXHCJ54ngdIlVKKan3U9Wc.jpg?w=574&s=635f37d5d5ca4470de2ce794bf877fcf

Smol Asriel: ((I know a guy who knows these people

: ((Oh my fuck that have an Asriel now))

: ((Wait really?))

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: Frisky x)'s connection timed out.

: High Priest Laharl [Squigly] is now High Priest Laharl [].

DamnDude: (( I am alive now ))

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: ((alright, so we have DD

: ((What about Chime and CE

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CryingEevee OOC: ((am here))

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh wait. no i'm not. brb))

Fellby: ((i'm playing starbound rn

: ((ki

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i return))

: ((It's a hard knock life! *Drum Drum*

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Jäger Leyline: ((hello

Endling Asriel: "..."

Barchar: (hi)

: ((Hello))

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Jäger Leyline: wakes up on the bed in the room

Jäger Leyline: ((is anyone getting No Man's Sky?

CryingEevee OOC: ((i WOULD get it. but i currently don't have money and don't know for sure if my pc can run it. my pc hasn't been good at running games from this year or a few before))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i need a better graphics card))

: ((I honestly don't know what No Mans Sky is about))

Smol Asriel: ((Yeah, I know someone who's friends with the toriel that vapes

CryingEevee OOC: ((space))

Barchar: has already left, unfortunately

CryingEevee OOC: ((exploring))

CryingEevee OOC: ((stuff))

: ((I know it has like, one of the largest randomly generated worlds out there))

Smol Asriel: is hugging EA still

Smol Asriel: ((I'm not gonna get it

Jäger Leyline: looks around

Jäger Leyline: BC?

Smol Asriel: ((I don't much care for those kinda games

CryingEevee OOC: ((i've been following it for years so.))

Jäger Leyline: gets up and leaves the room

Endling Asriel: "Shoot. I'm gonna have to go back to my timeline at some point. There's some stuff I need to get from my house."

Endling Asriel: "I'll go later."

Barchar: waves. "Sorry, I was about to get up.'

: The fridge door opens.

Barchar: she's now wearing a small lab coat over her leather jacket. The sleevs only go about halfway over her arm, and it only hangs to about the middle of her back, but oh well

Barchar: "I have a dog, now."

: "ITS A HARD KNOCK LIFE! *DUM DUM*" Is yelling out of the Fridge

Smol Asriel: "Ok"

: [url=http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=o7yIy0Z6axs#Annie_OST(2014)_-_It_s_A_Hard-Knock_Life]"IT"S A HARD KNOCK LIFE!"[/url]

Endogeny : -It gurgles.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((music in movies are considered OSTs?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((huh))

Endogeny : -It's smol btw.-

Jäger Leyline: A dog?

Jäger Leyline: reallu?

Barchar: "Yes."

Jäger Leyline: When and why?

Barchar: "It was only kind of intentional.'

Barchar: "Earlier today."

Jäger Leyline: whatts its name?

Barchar: "...Endogeny."

Endogeny : -It hops of BC, and runs around Jäger.-

Jäger Leyline: where is it?

Jäger Leyline: oh

: Merasmus continues loudly singing It's a Hard Knock Life

Barchar: "SHUT THE FUCK UP, MERASMUS!"

: "NEVER!"

Jäger Leyline: .....

Jäger Leyline: still got the reciept?

Endogeny : -It looks up, and borks.-

Barchar: "I didn't really buy it."

Jäger Leyline: this is like a moving voice box

Barchar: "What do you mean?"

Endogeny : -It hops onto the couch.-

Jäger Leyline: that thing that plays bille jean all the time

Endogeny : -Wut.-

Barchar: the singing is from merasmus, not endogeny

Barchar: i know, having them both be pure white is confusing

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now The Voice [The Voice].

Jäger Leyline: retcon,

The Voice: "BUT"

The Voice: "THE"

The Voice: "KID"

The Voice: "IS"

The Voice: "MY SON"

Barchar: oh has MJ changed his mind

Endogeny : -He gurgles a bit.-

: The Voice [The Voice] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

Jäger Leyline: Well, I was thinking about taking in the bear

Smol Asriel: the rest of the song is a milky way ad

Barchar: "I'm pretty sure the bear is Viridi's."

Steve the Bear: -rolls around-

Jäger Leyline: haven't seen her around in a while

Endogeny : -He hops onto Barchar.-

Smol Asriel: ((TIL there's a backstory to mouth sounds/silence

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Barchar: (I mean i think neil made it up, like, on the spot)

Jäger Leyline: walks up and hugs and gives BC a long kiss

Barchar: returns it

Smol Asriel: ((It's so deep

Smol Asriel: ((The music wars in two different dimensions

Barchar: (I assume the mouth easter eggs in silence are attacks by the other)

Smol Asriel: ((Yes

Barchar: (while the mouth-less songs in sounds are attacks by the smash mouth dimension)

Barchar: (or the no smash mouth dimension i mean)

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Smol Asriel: pulls his owl over closer to the two of them

: ((For a second I saw "Smol Asriel -pulls his oil closer to the two of them"

Jäger Leyline: love ya babe

Barchar: "Love you too, Jager."

: ((Chara: I cheated on Jeska for my Japanese babe

: ((Chara: I became a schoolgirl just to see her more

Jäger Leyline: (well she did

Jäger Leyline: So we have a dog now

Jäger Leyline: heh whats next

Jäger Leyline: a kid?

Smol Asriel: audibly snorts at that proposal

: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qcjCnkbROY

Barchar: "Oh god, no."

Barchar: "I'd be an AWFUL mother."

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i love the big band trumpet stuff. even though i'm pretty sure it's done by bots))

Jäger Leyline: Heh, Can't say I'd be the best father either

: ((Damn Bread

: ((Back at it again with cheating on women

Barchar: (bread can't stop cheating)

Jäger Leyline: ((bread cheats at monopoly

: ((It's like there's the triangle of ships, Bread Slarv and Yazan

: ((Bread cheated on Yazan for Slarv

Jäger Leyline: ((yep

Smol Asriel: ((The love triangle is me and bread with yazan crying in the corner /s

: ((Slarv's bitch always comes crawling back to him

Smol Asriel: ((Goddammit bio

Jäger Leyline: ((Slarv is prone to stealing him from me

: ((Tangerine56?

Jäger Leyline: ((just wondering when Slarv is going to ruin Loni and Azalea

Jäger Leyline: ((what'd Bio do now?

Smol Asriel: ((No

Smol Asriel: ((So in the highschool AU

Smol Asriel: ((I'm playing Shoe in high school as the most stupid anime shit ever

Barchar: (Shoe probably knows full well too)

Barchar: (He is fucking shoe)

Smol Asriel: (("After all, this school is where my father mysteriously died 8 years ago, through unknown causes, although it was ruled an accident, but I don't think that's the whole truth because my kid brother Ricky went missing shortly after"

: ((How do I enter the high school AU

Smol Asriel: ((Get invited to the private server

CryingEevee OOC: (( https://soundcloud.com/raccoonbutler/theres-a-japanese-version-of-goofy-goober-rock

Barchar: (Make Miyu the kenny)

: ((Alright, how do I do that

: ((I'm making Miyu a fucking school bully if I can

Jäger Leyline: ((brb shower

Barchar: (Apparently the way the big band stuff is played is that the guy plays it at half the speed it goes and then speeds it up afterwards)

Barchar: (so that it's, like)

Barchar: (doable)

Smol Asriel: ((My entrance: TODAY'S MY FIRST DAY STARTING AT THE PRESTIGIOUS NEW HIGH SCHOOL, OCHINCHIN HIGH SCHOOL, LOCATED IN THE MIDDLE OF TOKYO THIS SCHOOL IS KNOWN FOR BEING A RIDE STRAIGHT THROUGH LIFE IF YOU CAN MANAGE TO GET IN. TODAY, I BEGIN MY JOURNEY DOWN THE PATH OF FRIENDSHIP, ROMANCE, AND- W-WHAT'S THIS? IT LOOKS LIKE THERE'S BEEN A MISHAP IN MY TRANSFER. THIS ISN'T OCHINCHIN HIGH, IT'S SOMEWHERE ELSE! I WONDER WHAT WACKY HIJINKS WILL ENSUE...

CryingEevee OOC: ((huh. i thought it was done via bot. or at least, the ones i watched i think were done by a bot))

DamnDude: (( I read that as "Religious new high school" ))

: ((This ofna fuck

: ((Trying so hard to make it seem like

: ((They didn't all kill a 10 year old

Smol Asriel: ((This is

Smol Asriel: ((So awesome

Smol Asriel: ((Everyone else is playing it completely, 100% straight

Smol Asriel: ((And I'm just here like

Smol Asriel: ((Nosebleeds

Smol Asriel: (("FAAAAAAATHER"

Smol Asriel: (("The power of friendship" etc

: ((Turn it into a dating sim

Smol Asriel: ((I fucking am

Smol Asriel: ((I'm getting a harem

: Frisky x)'s connection timed out.

Smol Asriel: ((Teacher!Sunny exists

Smol Asriel: ((Shoe just summoned a fedora and tipped it at serac

: ((Wonder how long I can keep Miyu walking in a straight line

: ((Looking for a cat, until Ofna jsut gives up and stops trying to interact in any way

Jäger Leyline: ((back

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Jäger Leyline: ((the gotes in stardew valley aren't nearly as good looking as the gotes in Undertale

Vaati: ((ok so are you slarvs gotefucking aporentice

CryingEevee OOC: ((well that's because one is a goat the other is a boss monster))

Jäger Leyline: ((No, I'd fuck pretty anything MV, so long as its hot

Syphon: ((wow i went afk for a long time

Syphon: ((what've i missed

Smol Asriel: ((http://imgur.com/a/iph37

Vaati: ((thats amnesia

Smol Asriel: ((I know

Jäger Leyline: ((except for MTT

Vaati: ((ok rude

DamnDude: (( No, she just has a lack of blood ))

Jäger Leyline: ((I don't like fucking toasters

Vaati: ((honestly mettaton is the most fuckable ut character

Vaati: ((the box, not for everyone

Vaati: ((but ex

Vaati: ((and neo

Smol Asriel: ((All of these people think I want shoe to be liked lol

Vaati: ((hes thicc af

Syphon: ((depends

Syphon: ((robots or gotes

Jäger Leyline: ((actually likely the least, becasue Ex is unfinished techincally and has nothing

Barchar: (I'm like 75% sure I'm bi, but if I'm wrong then apparently Mettaton can confuse me enough)

DamnDude: (( "I don't want to fuck people who are just gonna fall apart during the sex" ))

Syphon: ((i'm not gay but i'm not sure if i'm bi or straight

CryingEevee OOC: ((i just don't care))

Vaati: ((my gf is bi(female and nb attracted) and she thinks mtt is pretty

Smol Asriel: ((I am definitely bi

Vaati: ((im pansexual

Smol Asriel: ((All gets da succ

: ((I'm nothingsexual thank you very much

Syphon: ((that's asexual

Jäger Leyline: ((besides I'd want some fluff or softness, not dense metal

Smol Asriel: ((http://imgur.com/a/11RbE

Vaati: (im a robotfucker

: ((Yes that sthe joke tri

Jäger Leyline: (I am from the Kirkism

Syphon: ((fuck

: ((If sexualities are doors

: ((Guarding rooms

: ((My room is fucking locked from the inside and my sex life is in a straightjacket

Vaati: ((my door is revolving

CryingEevee OOC: ((i just don't have a door. there's a room. but there's no way in))

Syphon: ((i'm bad at metaphors

Fellby: ((i'm back

Syphon: ((wb

Syphon: ((we're comparing sexualities to doors

DamnDude: (( I'm waiting for "I'd fuck the door" ))

Vaati: ((my revolving door is a ruse; it leads to a complex system of dungeons and at the end is my vagina

CryingEevee OOC: ((well now that you cued it))

Jäger Leyline: ((mine is like a and endless hallway with a number of doors

Fellby: ((mine doesn't know what it wants to be, lol

Smol Asriel: ((I'd fuck the doorframe

Syphon: ((mine is a simple room, then a door leading to hell, then a door leading to happiness

Vaati: ((im pansexual but it takes certain things to charm me

Vaati: ((its like a zelda game

DamnDude: (( Wait hold on a second, would fucking the door be an analogy for something bad. ))

Smol Asriel: ((It would be fucking the concept of sexuality

Syphon: ((i think that means you're fucking your sexuality

Syphon: ((yeah

Smol Asriel: ((I'd fuck a social concept

Syphon: ((i'd fuck a concept

Smol Asriel: ((Fuck yeah

Jäger Leyline: ((so if I wave zelda stuff at you irl, that'd win you over ?

CryingEevee OOC: ((well, people can be attracted to the grim reaper. who's the concept of death))

DamnDude: (( "I'd fuck the air" ))

Vaati: ((not necessarily

Vaati: ((but itd help

Syphon: ((technically we are constantly fucking the air

CryingEevee OOC: ((you need the boss key to open the door))

Vaati: ((^

DamnDude: (( That'd really fuck up your insides ))

Jäger Leyline: ((gotta go around humping the air all the time

Syphon: ((that's how i walk /s

DamnDude: (( "I only want to fuck things that will only leave me permanently injured inside." ))

: ((Just make the jokes now

: ((So I can kick you

Vaati: ((thats called masochism

Vaati: ((nah

Syphon: ((no

Jäger Leyline: (the punchline is masochism

Smol Asriel: ((Laharl wants to fuck the english language, and he's doing a pretty good job

Syphon: ((sentences that don't have a single word correct are becoming more dank than glass and ink

CryingEevee OOC: ((let's change to a different topic. who'd actually choose to be immortal if they were guaranteed whenever everything dies on whatever planet you're on you would be moved to another one with life simialar enough to earth))

Smol Asriel: ((http://imgur.com/a/b8X2p

Syphon: ((nope

Fellby: ((ooh, interesting question

Syphon: ((immortality is a nope

Fellby: ((while i'd eventually miss all my friends

Jäger Leyline: ((totally

Fellby: ((i'd get to explore and make new ones

Syphon: ((actually, if you add the fact that i forget everything once the planet dies, then yes

Vaati: ((not unless my gf and my other friends are also immortal

Syphon: ((but if not lolnope

CryingEevee OOC: ((i totally would. i mean, of course i'd miss those i outlive, i am REALLY freaked out by the idea of me dying))

Jäger Leyline: ((CE does that mean completely free from death?

: ((Dude fuck you i'm takin immortality

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah. completely immortal. not just agelessly))

Smol Asriel: ((Hah im gonna take it

Jäger Leyline: ((no drowning or getting shot

Jäger Leyline: ((I'd do it, I'd get to fuck EVERYTHING

Syphon: ((that's a good goal in life

CryingEevee OOC: ((wait. hold on. i'll go get a cyoa))

Smol Asriel: ((Shove my dick in a toaster

CryingEevee OOC: ((nevermind. reddit is down))

Syphon: ((rip

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'll get it when reddit isn't down))

Syphon: ((i got this fan so that my computer wouldn't catch on fucking fire or something

Syphon: ((but i can never tell if it's working

Syphon: ((so it's just kinda there

CryingEevee OOC: (("for emergency maintenance"))

: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.

Syphon: ((sure

Syphon: ((my computer only needs cooling down when i'm playing a game actually, so when i'm not i really should use it on myself

Fellby: wakes up from his second nap today.

Syphon: Hey.

Syphon: is still playing with ice.

CryingEevee OOC: ((found this hidden in the emergency maintenance screen's code "title="draw on a banana! then take a photo and submit it to /r/downtimebananas""))

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Vaati: ((hi datling

Vaati: ((*darling

CryingEevee OOC: ((datling))

Syphon: ((o shit

Smolster: (hi datling

Syphon: ((it's dat ling

CryingEevee OOC: ((dam sun))

Jäger Leyline: has be talking to BC about random stuff, likely what we talked about OOC

Endling Asriel: -He fell asleep,but wakes up.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((seems like reddit's gonna be down for a while. rip cyoa for now))

: Vaati [Vaati] is now Schyroton [Schyroton].

CryingEevee OOC: ((about that. do any of you go to /r/makeyourchoice ?))

Syphon: ((haven't heard of it

Fellby: ((I forgot the persieds are tonight

Syphon: ((i have never seen reddit down

CryingEevee OOC: r/makeyourchoice is where i'm getting the cyoa from. so it'll give you the gist of what the sub is about

Jäger Leyline: ((why do none of my goats have milk in SDV?

CryingEevee OOC: ((why didn't that have parenthesis?))

Syphon: ((what is cyoa

Schyroton: enters, in the mask and cloak.

Syphon: ((i assume it's create your own something

Fellby: ((because slarv is going to your farm and drinking all the goat milk

Smol Asriel: is awake

Syphon: ((but google fails to do anything rn

Schyroton: ((bc you put / at the beginning

Endling Asriel: "Howdy."

Barchar: (choose your own adventure)

Fellby: "Heya."

Schyroton: Hhi.

CryingEevee OOC: ((choose your own adventure. except it's used loosely in /r/makeyourchoice))

Syphon: ((oh okay

Jäger Leyline: Yo

Barchar: "Hi, Schyroton."

CryingEevee OOC: ((like, it's not choose your own adventure books))

Syphon: Hey.

CryingEevee OOC: ((but you do make choices))

Schyroton: takes off the mask and cloak, storing them.

Schyroton: Hhi everyonnnne.

Barchar: (>tfw you have really nice items but the ammoconda wrecks you0

Endling Asriel: "Schyroton? Ohhh, you look like mettaton."

Jäger Leyline: ((shit I need to name my farm animals after everyone here or their characters

: ((Both))

Jäger Leyline: (Slarv, bread, you both are goats

: ((Not surprised))

Schyroton: ...Well, um... I'm sssort of... aa versionnn of him.

Smol Asriel: looks over

Endling Asriel: "It's nice to meet you."

Schyroton: N-niice to meet you tooo.

Jäger Leyline: (MV is a duck, Tri,and CE is a chicken, Chime, DD, and Flame are cows,

Smol Asriel: "Yeah that's mettaton, with Schyroton being his name this week"

Schyroton: ...

Syphon: ((woo

Schyroton: looks to Smazzy.

Endling Asriel: "Smazzy, don't be rude."

Smol Asriel: "It's true"

Barchar: (Why am i a cow)

Endling Asriel: "I assume you've had your name changed recently?"

Smol Asriel: still hug

Schyroton: Ththis iisn't a tetemporary thiing.

Schyroton: And yess.

Fellby: "When did you develop that attitude, Mister?"

Jäger Leyline: ((because I like cows, and you rped oriel

Jäger Leyline: (Toriel*

Smol Asriel: "Maybe it was the 4th time I died or so, I don't really know"

CryingEevee OOC: ((then why am i a chicken?))

Endling Asriel: "..."

: ((Cock))

CryingEevee OOC: ((wait))

: ((I'm a hoooorse

Jäger Leyline: ((because I named my cat Zaku

Schyroton: ((am i a duck bc duck rhymes with fuck

Smol Asriel: ((http://queen-roger.tumblr.com/post/148798866888/das-grim-pokemon-trainer-brad-armstrong-his

Barchar: "I died too, but I'm still not a dick to people who haven't done anything to me."

Smol Asriel: ((I'm gonna make this team

Syphon: ((holy fuck it's wooper

CryingEevee OOC: (("tri and ce is a chicken" we are ONE chicken according to you))

Syphon: ((holy fuck wooper appreciation

Jäger Leyline: ((I only have one duck right now

: ((I GET IT

: ((IT'S CAUSE HE DOESNT

: ((HAVE ARMS

Schyroton: Ssso have Ii. And, agaiiin, lilike her, Ii'm not an asshole to peopllle who hahaven't donne anything.

Endling Asriel: "Smazzy, you should try and be a little nicer."

Smol Asriel: "I tried that"

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Endling Asriel: "I'll talk to them if they say anything."

Smol Asriel: "It was just one comment for god's sake"

: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.

CryingEevee OOC: ((reddit is still down.))

Syphon: ((rip

Schyroton: Iit can ststill hurt.

Endling Asriel: "Yeeaaahh, but you said multiple comments to me at first."

Syphon: ...I get people mostly come here to relax, but I find it strange that the community doesn't go out and do...something, every once in a while.

Endling Asriel: "And now we're friends."

Jäger Leyline: ((oh larhael, you can be the horse when I get one

Smol Asriel: "But you're nice"

Smol Asriel: nuzzles into the hug some more

Smol Asriel: ((Laharl this would be a decent PU team if it wasn't for FUCKING BLAZIKEN GETTING SHOVED IN

: ((Replace PU with Beedrill

Jäger Leyline: is watching the two kids

: ((Blaziken*

Endling Asriel: "Yeah, that's true, but other people can be nice, too. How about, if someone is being a jerk, then you be a jerk back."

Smol Asriel: ((Nah, I need to make the brad team

Smol Asriel: ((The official brad team

Endling Asriel: "Better than being a jerk to everyone."

Smol Asriel: "Fine"

Endling Asriel: -He smiles.-

Endling Asriel: "And that's your payment for the hat."

Fellby: sighs and rubs his neck.

Schyroton: Aand if we donn't huhurt you, donnn't just commme up and huhurt us.

Smol Asriel: "It was words"

Endling Asriel: "Words can affect people. It clearly affected youZl

: You."*

CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, i can still view the images on imgur. so in the meantime have this https://imgur.com/r/makeyourchoice/mBfxsTf

Schyroton: Stiiicks and stonnes can break some bonnes but worrrrds can leave emotionnnnal scarring ththat can never heall in some caaases.

Jäger Leyline: only if you let it

Syphon: ((i don't know much about tf2 but

Endling Asriel: "What you said wasn't all that bad though."

Smol Asriel: "Yeah yeah, sorry for making a joke about your [i]name[/i]" he's very, very clearly not

Syphon: ((heavy and medic?

Schyroton: ((heavy and pyro

CryingEevee OOC: ((may pick spy and engie. engie for a sentry. and spy so there isn't an enemy spy that can sap the sentry))

Endling Asriel: "Just, you know, keep it at a minimum, and don't say things like what you said to me."

Endling Asriel: "Because I'm sure if I had already known what had happened, I would have just left and not come back."

DamnDude: (( Medic and Sniper ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((owait. but then medic and soldier can come in and wreck it))

CryingEevee OOC: ((hmm...))

Schyroton: ....Whyyy do you insisist on beiing an assholle?

: ((i'll take Spy and Sniper

: ((So I atleast know when someones about to kill my ass

Endling Asriel: "He did have a point... It was just a small joke about how ou changed your name."

Smol Asriel: "Yeah!"

Jäger Leyline: Some people are just that way, Schyro, just ignore

Jäger Leyline: it

Schyroton: ...Iit fellt lilike it was iiintended to huhurt.

DamnDude: (( That's why I took sniper, but I guess that medic spy would be better ))

Fellby: "I suppose this shit child can't be won over."

: ((Sniper and Pyro

Jäger Leyline: maybe, maybe not. But don't let what others say rule you over

Endling Asriel: "Okay, now you're taking it a bit too far. Calling him a s-word child is worse than what he said."

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Schyroton: ....

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Schyroton: Ii'm sosorry for assuuuming it was meanntto huhurt.

Smol Asriel: "Don't take everything as an insult"

Schyroton: ...Thaat's easier sasaid thann done.

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Schyroton: But Ii'll... I'll tryy.

Schyroton: is used to 99% of the things said to him being insults

CryingEevee OOC: ((nope, can't find the one i'm looking for until reddit comes back up))

Endling Asriel: "So, conclusion, Smazzy shouldn't say harmful things to people, but if he says something rude, that's isn't really a mean thing, we should just ignore it."

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.

Syphon: I think you're just dragging it on. An argument doesn't need a conclusion.

Jäger Leyline: makes a rainbow gesture, " The more you know'

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] joined chat.

Endling Asriel: "Yet you make it last longer?"

Fellby: "Whatever, I'm just. Sick of people fighting."

Smol Asriel: growls at jager

Syphon: Yep. Only so it's shorter in the future.

Endling Asriel: "Anyways."

Syphon: This is one time, the future holds many more arguments.

Syphon: So everyone shut the fuck up, including me.

Schyroton: sighs, sitting by Fellby.

Jäger Leyline: doesn't give a shit about SA's growl

Barchar: "Oh, come on, he was on your side Asriel."

Smol Asriel: "Wanna bet?"

Endogeny : -He borks at Smazzy's direction.-

Smol Asriel: smiles at the pupper

Endogeny : -It can't smile but y'know that's probably what it would be doing.-

Schyroton: ...

Fellby: lights up a cigarette.

Smol Asriel: pats the couch beside him

CryingEevee OOC: (( https://i.imgur.com/NIGrulU.jpg

: ((Miyu: Oh yeah, Miss F doesn't do shit J: Who the hell is "Miss F" Miyu: Miss Fucker))

Endogeny : -It runs over.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((wait))

: DD online?

CryingEevee OOC: ((don't click that yet))

Jäger Leyline: pulls out a cigar, "you mind?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((haven't tested it for r2))

: ((I have Miyu refer to people like Fellby and Frisk as Miss/Mister initial

Smol Asriel: pets the pupper

Endogeny : -No NO.-

: ((I know

Schyroton: looks at Endogeny. He seems a bit unnerved

Endogeny : -He wanna play.-

: ((Miyu: Damn tomfuckery magic

Smol Asriel: realizes this

: ((Miyu: Never works

Endogeny : -Also I need to change his name. Cause he's small.-

Smol Asriel: and proceeds to realize he's a horrible option to play with a dog, especially given he's trapped in a hug

Small Endogeny : -Fixed.-

: ((If Miyu mentioned Frisk Sunny would get all "HOLY SHIT HOW IS SHEEEEEEEE I KNOW HERRRRRRR" and Miyu would just flip the bird))

Smol Asriel: "Where is a stick.."

Fellby: (("she told me to do that because you fucking abandoned us!"

Endling Asriel: -He ends the hug.-

Smol Asriel: is still trapped

Endling Asriel: -Figuring he would want to play with the dog.-

Syphon: ((but that would make bio return

Endling Asriel: -And then helps him onto the chair.-

Smol Asriel: "Thanks"

: ((If Bio returns we'll fuck him over

: ((Literally

Jäger Leyline: ((we could always just ban him

CryingEevee OOC: ((okay. the link should be safe.))

Jäger Leyline: ((yeah that

: ((-shrugs-

Smol Asriel: wheels over to the drink machine and gets a cup of stick

: ((a cup of stick))

Smol Asriel: it's a cup of stick

: ((It's liquid stick))

Smol Asriel: a cup with a stick in it

Fellby: ((is it brown and sticky

Smol Asriel: tosses the stick

Smol Asriel: ((Ew no

Syphon: ((that's a strange stick then

Small Endogeny : -He darks after it, and then grabs it in his hole face.-

Small Endogeny : -Which absorbs it.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((darks after it))

Smol Asriel: "..."

Schyroton: ...

Smol Asriel: "Well"

Syphon: ...

Smol Asriel: gets more sticks and plays with pupper

CryingEevee OOC: ((so i'm guessing no one clicked the link/cared about it))

Small Endogeny : -He then runs back to Smazzy.-

: ((I clicked

Syphon: ((it was long

: ((Restless shapeshifter plz

Syphon: ((though i clicked

Fellby: ((i clicked the link but it was too long

: ((Tl;Dr))

CryingEevee OOC: ((believe me, this is a short one))

: ((Watch as Miyu just fucking steps on a rock and that's when she finally snaps

Fellby: ((I'm not feeling 100% right now tbh so

CryingEevee OOC: ((where there's just one choice without points or anything))

: ((Guessing CaUtale is off then?

: ((Until everyone is feeling better?

: Schyroton's connection timed out.

Fellby: ((No, I can do cautale

Jäger Leyline: ((what is Cautale?

Jäger Leyline: ((when did that start?

DamnDude: (( We should probably just leave it to nights, because after this game I'm gonna work on Calc ))

Small Endogeny : -He absorbs every single stick thrown. And then one time he hops onto Smazzy.-

Syphon: ((yesterday, and it's undertale with cau characters on the tv

CryingEevee OOC: ((cau characters taking the roles of ut chars))

Smol Asriel: ((I can do it

Smol Asriel: ((But I'm not anywhere close to being rped lol

Small Endogeny : -And then all the sticks start flying out of his mouth and onto the floor.-

: ((Kek

Syphon: ((i'm still unsure if i do or don't want to be a part of it

Jäger Leyline: goes and picks up the stick

CryingEevee OOC: ((meanwhile my role is both important and currently relevant. so it makes me nervous.))

Jäger Leyline: waves it above Endo

: ((feel bad for DD right now

: ((He's got the Frisk

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah. he's got the freakin protag. and then chime with the narrator))

DamnDude: (( I had Frisk and Toriel, and then proceeded to only to plan the Toriel ))

: ((I'm not participating

: Smol Asriel's connection timed out.

: Schyroton [Schyroton] joined chat.

: ((We shoulda rerolled once or twice

: ((I have other things to worry about))

: ((To get everyone kind shaken across the board

: ((Gee that makes me sound like an asshole

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] joined chat.

Fellby: ((I don't mind, I'm having fun with the narrator.

DamnDude: (( Na, everyone's busy around this time, it doesn't make you sound like an ass ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((eh. it's not too late now for the ones that haven't ben revealed yet?))

Smol Asriel: ((I do like my roles

Schyroton: ((i really cant wait to play my characters

Smol Asriel: ((I just don't like that they're alllll so far in

Syphon: ((wait, are there even any free roles

Smol Asriel: "..."

Smol Asriel: "Um.. you done playing?"

Small Endogeny : -There are like twenty sticks. But he follows the one Jäger was waving.-

Schyroton: ((though i kinda want to have a role i excel in

CryingEevee OOC: ((i mean. i like my role as papygue despite it being kinda difficult for me. and then my role that hasn't been revealed yet i think i'll like))

Jäger Leyline: throws it at Grillby

Schyroton: ((theres one role i wish i had but i dont and theyre farther in

Small Endogeny : -Her darts towards Grillby.-

Smol Asriel: grumbles and heads back to EA

Fellby: ((btw, any guesses as to who the narrator is?

: [Name the Fallen Child]

Syphon: ((still don't know, still think they're amazing

Schyroton: (([Dick]

CryingEevee OOC: ((name the fallen unknown thing))

: ((Jasper's twin Faster

Smol Asriel: [Succ]

: He*

: ((Faster Dicksucc

: It*

Endling Asriel: "Hello."

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's pikachu. obviously))

Smol Asriel: "Howdy"

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't see how you didn't realize that))

Endling Asriel: "You want back on the couch?"

Syphon: ((brb

Smol Asriel: lifts himself back

Smol Asriel: "I can get it"

Endling Asriel: "Alrighty."

Endling Asriel: -He watches, and waits hunt in case he falls.-

Syphon: ((back

: Just*

Smol Asriel: the manuver looks weird, but he eventually flings himself into a seated position next to ea

Endling Asriel: "That was complicated."

Endling Asriel: "But you did it. Good job."

: Smolapeño's connection timed out.

Smol Asriel: "I have experience"

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Syphon: Does anyone know where I can kill stuff, not die, and not be hated for it?

Smol Asriel: "OH I DO"

Jäger Leyline: There was an arena I once knew about

Smol Asriel: raises his hand

Syphon: ...Okay, you first, one with their hand raised.

Endling Asriel: "You do?"

Smol Asriel: "There's this one timeline full of assholes"

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Smol Asriel: "They chucked a girl in lava one time because they hated her shoes"

Squigly: She's still just sitting in the bar, stroking her snek's chin.

Miyu: Q_Q

Syphon: Okay.

Schyroton: ...

Fellby: "Wow, what a bunch of dicks!"

Endling Asriel: "Are you serious?"

Schyroton: only now noticed her.

Syphon: How about you, other guy?

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Squigly: "I'd reccomend you fight someone I know, but i'm afraid it would hurt me in the process." She says in a sort of light, proper voice from across the bar.

Smol Asriel: "Yep"

Leviathan: "Yes that would be very bad, milady."

Smol Asriel: "Same people who kept me locked underground and called me a cripple for days"

Endling Asriel: "No wonder."

Fellby: glances at Squigly, before looking at Smazzy. "They insulted you? To your face?"

Syphon: ((>having random smells, looks it up

Syphon: (("This may be something very serious"

Schyroton: ...Ruude.

Syphon: ((>oh shit

Endling Asriel: "They called him a cripple."

Smol Asriel: "Aswheel was my personal favorite"

Syphon: (("Only if it's bad, chemical smells"

Syphon: ((>k good

Endling Asriel: "Those people are mean."

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Syphon: I might go for them then. But what about you, other person? - He looks to Jager. -

Smol Asriel: "Yeah so I don't think anyone would mind if you went and had some fun there"

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Fellby: then turns his attention back to Squigly. "I don't think we've met. I'm Grillby."

Schyroton: 's attemtion also turns to Squigly.

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Fellby: ((my mom and dad just went on a walk and now it's raining

Fellby: ((i'm gonna get some towels for them

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Syphon: ((rip

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Squigly: "...Hmm?" She stops petting her snake for a second, swivelling on her chair slightly.

Schyroton: ((brb

Squigly: Her chair appears to literally be her snake, curled up in a chair.

Squigly: "It's wonderful to meet you, Monsieur Grillby, I am Sienna Contiello, although everyone just calls me Squigly." She says, through a muffled mouth.

Squigly: http://www.fightersgeneration.com/nz4/char/skullgirls/squigly-skullgirls-walk.gif For reference.

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Leviathan: "And I am her lovely parasite for the lovely lady, Leviathan, at your service."

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Endling Asriel: -He leans on Smazzy.-

Endling Asriel: "I should go get the stuff now, shouldn't I?"

Squigly: [url=http://orig13.deviantart.net/9199/f/2013/058/5/4/022513__squigly_and_leviathan_by_crybringer-d5we6u7.jpg]Talk to the dead.[/url]

Fellby: nods. "If I may say, it's a pleasure to meet you both."

Smol Asriel: "If you want to.."

Endling Asriel: "I'll

Squigly: She appears to have Leviathan running in through her left ear, and out a hole in her hair. "Did you need something, sir?" She says, her force coming out just a little distorted from her mouth being stitched shut.

: Be back, alright?"

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Syphon: ((bees

Fellby: "Nothing, I just wanted to get to know you."

Smol Asriel: nods

Endling Asriel: -He puts his jacket on, and his coat, and he heads out.-

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Muffet: ooh a french girl. She'd like her.

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Squigly: "Ah, well, what do you wish to know, Monsieur?" She says, Leviathan curling around her neck like a sweater.

Squigly: scarf*

Fellby: "If you're single, for starters."

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Squigly: Theres a few seconds.

Squigly: Squigly giggles for a bit. "Well aren't you a charmer?"

Smol Asriel: he just plays with the owl, in his lap

Leviathan: The snake just gives a sort of 'u wanna go' look. If that makes sense.

Schyroton: ...

Smol Asriel: one of these https://www.kaplantoys.com/product/142709/itsy-bitsies-plush-spotted-owls-set-of-3?c=14%7CKTPL09&WT.mc_id=roirev&WT.mc_ev=click&WT.srch=1&zmam=22703357&zmas=1&zmac=15&zmap=142709&gclid=Cj0KEQjwxLC9BRDb1dP8o7Op68IBEiQAwWggQDytVlrfVp7VPlFPfCKph_BI6QOFyuoGfSybr2ppaGoaAraB8P8HAQ

Fellby: already gets the idea that this isn't going anywhere. "Well, I like to keep the lonely people company, you know?"

Squigly: Her hair is covering one of her eyes at all times, which is slightly notable.

Schyroton: knows the feel

Squigly: "Yes, i'm sure you do, Monsieur. But i'm afraid i'm not exactly...in the scene for now." She waves her hand back and forth.

MettatonSEX: -emo hair squad-

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Vaati: -unite-

Fellby: nods. "I get you."

Syphon: ((yaz are you live

Squigly: http://orig08.deviantart.net/10de/f/2011/166/d/e/squigly_by_bespuni-d3iyklc.jpg When you let the squigly main build specials.

Prismaton: -yes/yes?-

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Cain LaRue: -yes-

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Squigly: -Yes-

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Morty: -yes-

Squigly: I'm fairly sure they all cover their eyes for the exact same damn reason.

Fellby: ((jesus mv how many goddamn emo hair people do you have

Shoe: in his kawaii form yeah

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Monaca: in her despair form yeah

Morty: -covers an eye because they think it looks cool/because i have emo hair irl-

Squigly: https://secure.static.tumblr.com/3f63893122f9ae82940aeebd106e2ee8/fjdrobh/lB4ncf53f/tumblr_static_tumblr_static_4ldaiox80j28sgs44okws8wwo_640.png Leviathans face is not photoshopped in this.

Squigly: Leviathan does a 'dat ass' every time you use that move.

???: in her true form yeah

Schyroton: ((i have schyro, morty, metta, prisma, vaati, cain, and rhodonite