The Shadow: (("foxboy, wait for me!" why is foxboy a common word used to describe tails in this game? i don't think they ever use it outside of this one
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The Shadow: ((BRB))
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Jeska or Jekon: (back
The Shadow: ((i return
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Barchar: (these cuts they will not cut)
Barchar: (cut is how i cut)
Barchar: (not knowing what is cut)
Barchar: (>tffw you scrolled up and what you were continuing was like)
Barchar: (>two hours ago)
Chara_Dreemurr: -She now ends the kiss, which she was continuing for literally half an hour.-
The Shadow: ((gg
Jeska or Jekon: disnt mind
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Jeska or Jekon: come on leta get gud at games
: ofc she doesnt mind
: kek
Chara_Dreemurr: "...Well, I was gonna say let's head back home, but alright."
: (( i can't cut
: (( my cuts are cutting in
Jeska or Jekon: well ifyou wanna go home that works too
Jeska or Jekon: we got games at home
The Shadow: ((i saw "towson" on a map and got happy because i thought it said "twoson" and now i realize it's towson
Chara_Dreemurr: "We can uh... Have some fun, too."
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: (( I'm going to go out on my fixed bike and vape
Jeska or Jekon: right fun, -grins- lets go have some "fun"
Barchar: "God, we know what you're talking about."
Chara_Dreemurr: -She smiles, getting up.-
Barchar: i assume they're in the bar
Jeska or Jekon: -in the back-
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Barchar: then she muttered that to herself
Jeska or Jekon: gets up and holds her hand
The Shadow: exists "..."
Chara_Dreemurr: -She starts to head back home.-
Barchar: "How ya holdin' up, kiddo?" she said, looking at Shadow.
Jeska or Jekon: returns home with Chara
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The Shadow: i'm... trying not to freak out everytime i look at something familiar.
Chara_Dreemurr: -She heads to their room.-
Barchar: "That's gotta suck.'
Jeska or Jekon: hops on the bed
Barchar: "At least you stopped twitching."
Barchar: "Thoguh, at least you're probably not like me. Then EVERYTHING would be familiar."
Chara_Dreemurr: -She gets on the bed too.-
The Shadow: huh?
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Barchar: "Oh, uh, I got erased from existence, and I came back as an undetectable omniscient ghost girl. I got a body later, though.'
The Shadow: twitches a little at the mention of "erased" but manages to stop quickly after. "oh"
Jeska or Jekon: so what do you want this time?
Barchar: "Yeah."
Chara_Dreemurr: "Dunno."
Barchar: "It kinda sucked."
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Barchar: "Being erased sucks. Hurt a bunch. And I can remember the exact order that my atoms got destroyed in."
Barchar: "...Anyway. I don't assume you remember anything about your life?
Jeska or Jekon: (im gonna be at work soon
The Shadow: ...i... remember too much, actually.
: ((K))
Jeska or Jekon: well Ill get busy then
Chara_Dreemurr: "What do you want me to try?"
Chara_Dreemurr: "Oh, alright."
Jeska or Jekon: just hops on her
Barchar: "Oh, so we've got that in common."
Loni Leyline: -meanwhile-
The Shadow: there's just... so many different memories all at once.
Azalea: -She's probably lying in bed due to her current state.-
Barchar: "you get used to it."
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Barchar: "You're taking it better than I did. I screamed for two years."
Loni Leyline: walks in with a box
Loni Leyline: hey!
Azalea: -She looks up.-
Azalea: "Hi..."
Loni Leyline: O goy
Loni Leyline: I got some.video game stuff
The Shadow: i would tell you my name, but... i can't think of my name without freaking out so, sorry i can't tell you it.
Loni Leyline: and other interesting things
Azalea: "cool."
Loni Leyline: wanna play?
Azalea: "Sure."
Loni Leyline: hooks up and SNES looking console and puts in a game
Loni Leyline: hands her a controller
Loni Leyline: are you feeling any better?
Azalea: -She shakes her head.1
Loni Leyline: snuggles up close to her
Azalea: -She smile s abut.-
: A bit*
Loni Leyline: put in a contra like game
Loni Leyline: wish things were more like a game you know
Loni Leyline: smiles back
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Azalea: "Why's that?"
Loni Leyline: things are simpler
Azalea: "True."
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The Shadow: ((Hai chime
Loni Leyline: I mean you eat food to heal
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Gaster: ((give me a moment, i've got work-related stuff to do
Azalea: "Can't kiss in most games I know, though."
Loni Leyline: heh heh truw
Loni Leyline: kisses her
Azalea: -She kisses back, although not very much.-
Azalea: -She gets Ito it eventually though.-
Loni Leyline: stop and.just rests her head on azalea
Loni Leyline: while playing the game
Loni Leyline: I hope our roles arent reveresed now
Azalea: "Heh, that would suck."
Gaster: ((okay my schedule changed
Gaster: ((i now have a lot more free time this week
Loni Leyline: theres.nothing permamently wrong is there?
Loni Leyline: (hows ll bean chime?
Azalea: "Short-term memory loss, and depression."
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Gaster: ((hang on i'm gonna email them back to see if it's just a shift change of if i now only have one day of work
Gaster: ((this doesn't seem right
Loni Leyline: your not .......going to forgot everything are you?
Barchar: "Don't worry about it. It can wait until you're not so messed up."
Barchar: "Of course, it's gonna bug the crap out of me because not knowing things does that, but still, I understand."
Loni Leyline: I can help with the depression, memory loss
Loni Leyline: I dont know
Azalea: "Nah, not everything..."
Azalea: "Did forget what we were talking about for a bit..."
Gaster: ((... now i just wait i guess
Gaster: ((:/
MettatonSEX: ((rip
The Shadow: ((BRB
Loni Leyline: oh
Loni Leyline: I was telling you how much I love you
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Gaster: ((god this sucks... i thought i was doing good...
Barchar: (you're probably fine chime)
Azalea: "Wellni love you so much too."
Azalea: -She gives a quick kiss.-
Loni Leyline: (part time right chime? one day doesnt surpise me
The Shadow: ((i return
Gaster: ((idk, this is my first job and i thought i was doing so well...
MettatonSEX: ((chime, you're probably fine. they might just not need you for a while. or they've gotten too many people working next week
Loni Leyline: (when I workes part time in retail they scheduled me for like 2 shifts in a week
Gaster: ((... okay, i guess...
MettatonSEX: ((youre doing fine
Loni Leyline: (but I picked up shifts of people who called out or didnt show up
Syphon: ((done with starbound for now
Loni Leyline: (if you want more hours make it know that youll cover shifts or be basically on call ready for them
Loni Leyline: (even shifts in other departments other than your own
Loni Leyline: (thats how I got near full time hours every week
Loni Leyline: guess that 5 year trip will have to wait
Barchar: (shit, chime you're the one that said they're overstaffed)
Gaster: ((i know but
Barchar: (so having a bit where they don't need you immediately doesn't mean doom and gloom)
Gaster: ((it feels like i'm being punished and i don't know why
MettatonSEX: ((youre not being punished.
Loni Leyline: (youre not
Barchar: (I highly doubt it)
Loni Leyline: (as someone who worked in retail I know what they are looking for
Loni Leyline: returns the kiss
Azalea: "...Thank you."
Loni Leyline: (also dont be afraid to look for aa 2nd part time job
Loni Leyline: Im willing to do for you as you did for me me
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Azalea: "I love y-"
Loni Leyline: thats odd, TV might be junk
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Azalea: "Oh well."
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The Shadow: ((ohai
Gaster: ((sorry, just... give me a moment
Vaati: ((yo
Vaati: ((thats fine chime
Chalor: ((Heyo
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: ((Oh, hi Laharl
: ((Are you out of Texas
Chalor: ((Just got back
Vaati: ((good
: ((Ah
Chalor: ((Know that period of time when you gotta adjust to your old keyboard again
Chalor: ((Fuck that, i'm mistyping so much right now
: ((How does it feel
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Vaati: ((my gf is playing minish cap and she keeps fuckin drowning
Vaati: ((hi
Ant: (( Yo ))
The Shadow: ((moving from one keyboard to another is just, so terrible
Ant: (( So I just watched fant4stic. ))
Barchar: (that's why you just buy another one of the same keybord)
The Shadow: ((not always an option though
Loni Leyline: (hey chime if you need advice or have concerns about work you.can talk to me, Ive worked most of my life in numerous areas
Chalor: ((But i'm back to my old comp
Ant: (( Mr Fantastic's power is just body horror ))
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Ant: (( He's real long and I don't enjoy it at all. ))
The Shadow: ((>He's real long and I don't enjoy it at all.
Ant: (( I know what I said ))
Ant: (( Also doom was half space suit ))
Chalor: ((Currently booting up Steam
Azalea: "..."
Ant: (( Like it fused with his skin ))
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Barchar: (why)
Gaster: ((I'll be fine guys, just give me a while
Barchar: (what's wrong with the doom tunic)
Barchar: (the doomnic, if you will)
Chalor: ((I'm gonna
Chalor: http://prntscr.com/c2vx3j
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Chalor: ((Wtf
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: ((Obviously someone locked your account))
The Shadow: ((man. i hope you can unlock it.
: ((If not yourself, some body that took it))
The Shadow: ((it'd suck if you lost it
Ant: (( That's a little scary ))
Chalor: ((So i've possibly been hackd
Chalor: ((Except
Chalor: ((Nobody's touched my shit
Chalor: ((like, inv is fine, nothing of value is lost from what I see
Gaster: ((okay
: ((Contact Steam Support))
Ant: (( Maybe steam locked it to "protect" you or something?))
The Shadow: ((there's always the slim possibility of a troll hacker
: ((Or they're hacking you to tell you your sht isn't safe enough))
Ant: (( I hate that argument ))
Chalor: ((Emails been changed
Chalor: ((Fuck
Gaster: ((wtf
Loni Leyline: looks at the screen a bit concerned
: ((Contact steam support))
Ant: (( Yeah you should contact support ))
Chalor: ((Making new email, fuck this
Vaati: ((yeah
: ((Did you use the mobile authenticator?))
Azalea: "..."
Chalor: ((Yeah
Chalor: ((i've got Mob auth
Chalor: ((Damnit I just want to play Starbound
Azalea: "What's that?"
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: ((Have you spread your name out in any way?"
: a hand reaches out of the screen
Azalea: "Loni what is that?"
The Shadow: is still just, on the couch if anyone wanted to know
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The Shadow: ((sparp pls
Loni Leyline: is very scared,"I dont know!
Azalea: -She rolls off the bed, getting to her chair.-
Chalor: ((Won't even let me goddamn make a new account on Yahoo
Chalor: ((Wants me to use a goddamn phone number whe I don't own a phone
Loni Leyline: runs over and tyrns off the console
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Azalea: -She gets in her chair, and wheel over to Loni.-
Azalea: "Let's get out of here!"
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The Shadow: ((screeb
Barchar: (Screeb sounds like an 80's villain)
Barchar: ("Watch out, danger-man, Sc'reeb is sending his evil, highly marketable minions at you!")
Ant: (( https://help.steampowered.com/en/wizard/HelpWithLogin ))
Loni Leyline: (youre an 80 villian
Loni Leyline: I think were safe
Azalea: "..."
Loni Leyline: takes the game out
Azalea: "From... From what again?"
Loni Leyline: from the hand that came out of the tv
Azalea: "...Oh. That's weird. All I remember is that something bad happened..."
Loni Leyline: looks at the game cartridge
Loni Leyline: marks it with an S and puts it in her pocket
Loni Leyline: okay back to bed
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Azalea: -She gets into bed again.-
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Vaati: enters the bar. Today's outfit is a lavender leather jacket, black skinny jeans, a black undershirt, and lavender boots with heels. He also has purple and black eyeshadow with deep purple lips, and a bitchin' double wing. He still has the blunt bangs, as well as his black claws. Hello, Hot Topic trashbag.
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The Shadow: ((what ever happened to just simple robes/tunic/whatever you want to call his outfit from minish cap
The Shadow: ((sparp plz
Chalor: ((Ey Flame, you care if I bring in Chalor?
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The Shadow: ((test
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Chalor: ((Parp plz
: ((Flame: yes
The Shadow: ((sparp is being pretty bad
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Vaati: ((he wants to wear something that, ya know, isn't 10000 years old
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Loni Leyline: have you talled to your brother much?
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Chalor: ((I've changed my shit
Azalea: "Yeah."
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Chalor: ((And submitted complaints.
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: (( The fuck
Chalor: ((Hopefully they unlock my acc soon
: (( I fall off my bike while trying to catch an Eevee
Loni Leyline: he has to be worried
The Shadow: ((rip bloo
Gaster: ((okay, reasons to be happy today...
: ((I come back and PARP was fucking down
Gaster: ((i... caught another dratini
Azalea: "He is."
Vaati: ((yay
Loni Leyline: ((is that a dry martini?
Vaati: ((its a pokemon
The Shadow: ((it's a little dragon snake
Gaster: ((it's a pokemon yaz
Loni Leyline: ((I know just making a joke
Gaster: ((it grows up to be a big dragon
: (( little dragon
: (( big dragon
The Shadow: ((cartoony dragon
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Loni Leyline: (the serpernt one to
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Loni Leyline: (big dumbo dragon
The Shadow: ((dragonite seems like it would be a side evolution, not the end of the main line
Loni Leyline: (dragonite th
: ((Bad dragon))
: (( I lost all of my information for pkgo
: (( I had to restart
Loni Leyline: (thats right I kniw my orginial 150
Gaster: ((i heard the dragonite line's based off of a korean story where a serpent-like dragon finds a pearl and becomes a true dragon
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Loni Leyline: ....how do you like our new room?
Chalor: Chalor is in the bar. It's still fucking amazing how they can sneak in, seeing as how prismtale humans are NOT built for stealth in the slightest.
: (( Gotta bike 3 miles eventually
The Shadow: ...
Charol: <...Can I-> [color=white][/color]
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Charol: <...>
Vaati: Hello.
Azalea: "It's good."
The Shadow: looks at chalor
Chalor: "Hey." She says, sipping the drink she bought like it insulted her ancestors.
Loni Leyline: our own se
Loni Leyline: special room
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: ((Sex*))
: ((Jk))
: (( When you just kinda give up http://i.imgur.com/HKMqP1i.png
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Gaster: wanders in, looking upset.
The Shadow: ...hello.
Vaati: ...Gaster, are you unwell?
Syphon: ((Back and actually bacl
Azalea: -She snuggles the best she can.-
Syphon: ((back
Chalor: She waves to Gaster. Her expression changing randomly.
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Syphon: wakes up. "...Hey." He looks beat up.
Gaster: "I set someone's rose bush on fire."
Loni Leyline: pulls her close
Vaati: Oh dear.
Syphon: Oh, that sorta sucks.
Vaati: Is anyone harmed?
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Loni Leyline: ....I still cant believe my brother is dating some one
Gaster: "No, we got it put out but... they were going to say something nasty before they realized it was me, I just know it."
Chalor: Her usual smirk turns into a grin, and then a frown, before reverting back into a smirk.
Gaster: "The look on their face said it all."
Azalea: "Can't believe my brother is married."
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Chalor: "...Ghk..."
Vaati: Oh..
: ((I need a human male first and last name))
Syphon: ...You okay?
Syphon: ((mike bobbie
Chalor: "I'm fine." She says, her expression still randomly changing.
The Shadow: ((jason scott
Gaster: just kind of... flops over.
The Shadow: ((wait
Syphon: ((jason scott is better, nvm
Chalor: "The [i]freak[/i] keeps trying to take control."
Vaati: ((alec ruben
The Shadow: ((is scott a last name?
Gaster: ((mike scott
Syphon: ((scott is a last name
Vaati: ..
Syphon: ...
Loni Leyline: things are changing fast
: (([s]mike hunt[/s]))
: ((I say Jason Scoot works.))
Syphon: Oh yeah, the other person. Too tired and beat up to think.
Gaster: ((SCOOT
Syphon: (([i]jason scoot[/i]
: ((SCOOT))
Chalor: "They aren't a person."
The Shadow: ((jason, the scooty booty man
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Syphon: ((oh
: shit wrong thing 2 paste
The Shadow: ...
: ((NOICE))
: I meant to paste this:
Chalor: "It's some kind of goddamn fr-ghk...freakshow made by that goddamn mist."
Syphon: ((wrong copy paste?
Azalea: "Yep."
Syphon: ((SPEAKING OF CLIPBOARDS
Chalor: (( R6RXJ
Vaati: (( https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4wg80f/redditors_who_take_public_transit_to_go_to_work/d66pst0
: ((01010011010010010101010001010101010000010101010001001001010011110100111001000001010011000010000001000111010011110100010001001101010011110100010001000100010010010100111001000111))
Gaster: ((https://66.media.tumblr.com/f6d54b805c274d2a243ed2548f59e179/tumblr_obiukbg83l1qgh75xo1_540.png
Chalor: ((Mine is just a steam auth code
: Clipboards?
: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shitsauce me the FUCK up 🍕🍅🍕🍅🍕🍅🍕🍅🍕🍅 cheesy shit cheesy sHit🍕 thats ✔ some cheesy🍕🍕shit right🍕🍕th 🍕 ere🍕🍕🍕 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🍴 i say so 🍴 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🍴 🍕🍕 🍕НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🍕 🍕🍕 🍕 🍴 🍕 🍅🍅🍅 🍕🍕Cheesy shit 👌🎩👓🎩👍🎩👓🎩👍🎩 euphoric logic !euphoric loGic👌 thats ✔ some euphoric👌💻 logic right👌💻there👌👍👌 Carl 🔭 Sagan🌌💫if i do ƽaү so gentlemen 💯 i say so 💯 thats euPhoric logic right there Richard 📒 Dawkins🎩 (chorus: socrates died for this shit) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👓👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌🎩 👌 💯 👌 👓🎩🎩🎩 👍👌euphoric logic slam me the FUCK uP 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 john cena JOhN cEna👌 john ✔ cena john👌👌cena john👌👌cena👌👌👌 john✔cena ✔✔u can't see me if I do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌John ceNa POTENTIALLY sign me the FUCK up 👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀👋👀 average shit modera̷̶te sHit 👋 thats some ALright 👋👋shit right 👋👋 th 👋 ere 👋👋👋 right 🆗 there 🆗 if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🆗 i say so 🆗 that could be what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🆗 👋 👋👋НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👋 👋👋 👋 🆗 👋 👀 👀 👀 👋👋Not outstanding shit 👌👽👌👽👌👽 ayy lmao ayyy lmao good lmao👌 thats ✔ some ayyy👌👌lamayo right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do LMAO so my self 💯 i ayyy so 💯 thats what im probing about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌AAAYYYYyyyyYYYYYyyyyyyʸʸʸʸʸʸʸʸ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👽👽👽👌👌ayy lmao 🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️🐸♊️ good memes go౦ԁ mEmes🐸 thats 🔫🔫some good🐸🐸memes right🐸🐸th 🐸 ere🐸🐸🐸 right🔫there 🔫🔫if i do ƽaү so my selｆ ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ i say so ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ 🐸🐸 🐸НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🐸 🐸🐸 🐸 ❓❗️👟👟❓❗️ 🐸 ♊️ ♊️ ♊️🐸🐸Good memes 💩🐃💩🐃💩🐃💩🐃💩🐃 bull shit bull sHit💩 thats ✖️ some bull💩💩shit right💩💩th 💩 ere💩💩💩 right✖️there ✖️✖️if i do ƽaү so my selｆ ‼️ i say so ‼️ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ‼️ 💩💩 💩HO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ💩 💩💩 💩 ‼️ 💩 🐃 🐃 🐃 💩💩Bull shit do NOT sign me the FUCK up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad shit ba̷̶ ԁ sHit 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎shit right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad shit 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shitposting go౦ԁ sHitpOsting👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shitposting right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shitposting wife me the FUCK up 👭👀👭👀👭👀👭👀👭👀 gay shit gⓐy sHit👭 thats 💍 some gay👭👭shit right👭👭th 👭 ere👭👭👭 right💍there 💍💍if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💒 i say so 💒 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💒 👭👭 👭НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👭 👭👭 👭 💒 👭 👀 👀 👀 👭👭Gay shit 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit 🎃👻🎃👻🎃👻👻👻🎃👻 spooky shit spooky sHit🎃 thats ✔ some spooky🎃🎃shit right🎃🎃th 🎃 ere🎃🎃🎃 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 🎃🎃 🎃НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 💯 🎃 👻👻 👻 🎃🎃spooky shit 💦💖💦💖💦💖💦💖💦💖 good cummies go౦ԁ cUmmIes💦 thats ✔ some good💦💦cummies right💦💦there💦💦💦 right✔there ✔✔if my 👪daddy👪 say so
Loni Leyline: (time for work later
Syphon: ((oh intensifies
Loni Leyline: sleeps on Azalea
Chalor: "...Gah..."
: ((Bye Yaz ))
: (( http://i.imgur.com/LSqAFhQ.png
: ((To the character sheet))
Syphon: ((bye yaz
Vaati: Gaster, do you require support?
Chalor: She just leans back, her eyes glazing over.
Gaster: "I want a drink."
Vaati: Ah.
Vaati: ...
Syphon: ...Just let them out. They can't be as bad as you.
: Loni Leyline's connection timed out.
Chalor: "I'm not letting that freakish damn imposter control this body."
Barchar: (http://imgur.com/a/skETv yey clipboards. Those are the hairstyles for two gemsonas me and a friend were talking about earlier today. I am not a great artist, though it actually came out half-decent.)
The Shadow: ...
Vaati: I know he is working on some speech, but would you mind if I asked Mettaton to come here and aid you?
Syphon: Fine, be in pain.
The Shadow: ((my clipboard is just
The Shadow: ((He's real long and I don't enjoy it at all.
Syphon: ((~
The Shadow: ((which is from ant
Barchar: (i think it was from mv)
: (( ah, CE...CE....y-your clipboard~!
Syphon: ((it was from ant
Vaati: ((that wasnt me
: DamnDude [DamnDude] joined chat.
Gaster: "Mmmh." It's unclear if that's a yes or no.
Barchar: (mmn)
The Shadow: ((it was ant
Syphon: ((can confirm, it was ant
Vaati: ...
Chalor: See, heres the thing. Chalor and Charol are actually about equal in the whole 'mental' department.
Chalor: Chalor is just a spiteful asshole and Charol doesn't want to fuck anything up by wresting control from Chalor.
Vaati: Is that affirmation?
Syphon: I'm just gonna rest here until I have to fight a cat again.
Syphon: Actually, I've rested for a while, I'll stay put but awake.
Gaster: "Mmmmh."
Vaati: ...
Syphon: Why do you hate the new person so much though? Do you just hate everything?
The Shadow: doesn't have much to say about any of this
Chalor: "She's a goddamn pitiful weak idiot." She says, still grunting every now and then.
Vaati: I am getting your husband.
Gaster: holds up a finger to Grillby, who gets him a glass of whiskey.
Gaster: "Okay."
Vaati: warps out.
Syphon: I'm just gonna guess that translates to they're not an ass.
: Vaati [Vaati] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].
: (( going to buy starbound
Syphon: I'm sure it really means they're shy, but close enough.
: (( evENTUALLY
Syphon: Too tired to mean what I really mean. Aka I really should sleep, but I won't.
Barchar: is looking concerned at Gaster
Chalor: "...Fuh..."
MettatonSEX: enters the bar and immediately goes to Gaster. He sits next to his husband, putting an arm around his shoulder. "Hi sweetheart."
Gaster: -His wings are all droopy.-
Gaster: "Hi dear."
Syphon: Anyway, what's up, shadow thing?
Charol: [color=white][/color]
The Shadow: i think i'm getting better with... the twitch thing.
: A Swood Grommet [Cowboy Kid] joined chat.
Syphon: That's good probably. Why do you twitch?
: A Swood Grommet [Cowboy Kid] disconnected.
Frism: unfortunately for Charol, she is indeed asleep right now
Charol: <...>
The Shadow: well, it happens whenever i think about my memories. there's just... too much to remember.
Syphon: Okay, can you confirm that you have emotional problems, and if you can't, can you explain what's going on with you to me?
MettatonSEX: It'll be okay, sweetie.
Gaster: sits up and sips from his whiskey.
The Shadow: i... well. with my memories... it like... i lived so many different lives. and now... *the shadow seems to be having a hard time thinking of how to word all this*
Syphon: ...
Syphon: is evidently impatient, but patient enough to wait a little.
The Shadow: now it's like... i'm all of them. but also... none of them.
Syphon: Who is them?
MettatonSEX: kisses Gaster.
Gaster: grunts a little. "I hope it gets better."
The Shadow: the... other... lives?
Syphon: What. There's a lot of fucking lives.
Chalor: "..." Her expression is still randomly flickering, and her eyes are changing between red and blue rapidly.
MettatonSEX: It better.
The Shadow: mentioned "different lives" before. but apparently syphon is too tired to really notice
Barchar: Syphon is trying to ask who they used to be i think
MettatonSEX: ((brb
: A Swood Grommet [Cowboy Kid] joined chat.
Chalor: ((Guess I better start making teams for the end of Reborn
Chalor: ((Chime, I need a heads up.
Syphon: could or could not notice, but even if he did, he's too tired about thinking of living multiple lives.
Chalor: ((You feeling battles, or do you just want battles?
The Shadow: used to be a lot of things. so you won't be able to get a straight answer out of them anyway
Chalor: ((Or do you just want story*
Gaster: ((Laharl.
Syphon: ((yo i heard you like battles
Gaster: ((I am not doing arcs this week.
Chalor: ((I know
Chalor: ((I'm asking incase of after this week.
Gaster: ((you can do battles
MettatonSEX: ((back
The Shadow: ...
Syphon: Yeah, I'm snappy. I said I'm tired. I can stop talking to you if I'm silencing you.
: Off in the distance, it appears that someone's spying into the bar from the trees. "...Seems like quite a few people came here since I've left. This is either gonna be fun or hell."
: brrruhhhh
MettatonSEX: kisses Gaster.
Syphon: ((oh boy
Barchar: would know who it is, not like she'd probably care all in all
Gaster: kisses gently, but it feels half-hearted.
MettatonSEX: Darling... Things will get better.
DamnDude: (( Itll be easy to know what it is in like two lines ))
Gaster: "I know, but I'm sad now."
Chalor: "..."
The Shadow: ((i totally forgot that in sa2b if you have the shadow menu theme and you go into the sound test menu shadow says "i'm not interested"
Barchar: (eeeeeeeeeeeeedge)
Syphon: ((crawling in my edge
MettatonSEX: Do you need a hug?
Cowboy Kid: ((CARAWWLLLLING IN MY CRRAWWWL
: The tree spy attempts to get a good read on Chalor, but all that comes out is a buggy mess. "Are you serious? This should be easy information for me to get...Let's try this one more time"
Syphon: ((these edges they will not smoothen
Syphon: ((read as "buggy memes"
Barchar: (oh it's probably lua)
Syphon: ((Yeah
DamnDude: (( I only accept forggy memes thank you very much. ))
Chalor: Is this like a CHECK
MettatonSEX: ((orgy memes
Cowboy Kid: ((heres a buggy meme; y̶͢͠èe҉͟ ̧̧͢ha̛͠͞w̨̛
Syphon: ((oh that is a buggy meme
DamnDude: (( Its a check, but it's busted tech, so it's not going to work ))
Chalor: Chalor is just sitting there, flipping between red and blue eyes randomly, holding her head in her hands.
Chalor: ((Ah
Gaster: ((lua reads chalor's mind, hears "dat boi"
Chalor: Assuming they get bloody anything, they'll likely just learn she's pretty much half-made of crystal, glass, and other such things.
Chalor: If theres mind-reading involved, they could learn about Frism and Charol as well.
MettatonSEX: opens his arms for a hug.
Gaster: accepts the hug, wrapping his wings around his husband.
: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] joined chat.
MettatonSEX: hugs his husband close.
Gaster: "Uuught... I just feel shitty today."
Chiaki Nanami: ((Yo
Syphon: ((hello
: The obvious character attempts Chalor one more time. He gets a few characters of the name before it completely breaks down into gibberish. "...I may not be the smartest guy, but I could tell that's a Chara... However something's up about this. What's with their colors?"
MettatonSEX: plays soothing music that probably came from a video games.
Cowboy Kid: ((hi
Syphon: is waiting for an answer from Shadow
: E D G E[br]D[br]G[br]E
MettatonSEX: It's ok.
Chalor: <...Where'd the freak go.>
The Shadow: probably isn't going to give syphon an answer. at least not right now.
Syphon: I assume that's a yes. Respectable.
Barchar: sighs, walking out towards The guy who is almost certainly lua
Syphon: lies down and tries to sleep.
Gaster: "I know it's okay, Metta, I'm just.. sad, alright? Why are you acting like it's wrong for me to be sad?"
MettatonSEX: I'm not?
: The Tree Spy looks down, thinking to himself. 'Shoulda known the other Chara would have caught on to something'
Barchar: looks up at him. "Heya. Why are you spying on us from the trees?"
MettatonSEX: I'm just... saying everything's going to be okay.
Gaster: grunts a little.
: "...Long Story, don't really care to share it to be honest." The tree spy who is indeed Lua gives a grin.
MettatonSEX: I'm sorry.
Barchar: "Mhm. Just get down, Lua. We're not going to hurt you."
Gaster: "It's okay."
: Lua gives an odd look to BarChar, "Why would you think I'm afraid of you guys hurting me?"
Barchar: "I can't imagine why else you'd be hiding in the trees like a weirdo instead ofjust, you know, going in."
Chiaki Nanami: she re-enters the bar
Syphon: Hey.
Chara_Dreemurr: -She isn't there.-
Chiaki Nanami: "Hi"
Chiaki Nanami: ik
: Lua thinks to himself, 'Please do not call onto my bullshit now of all times'
Syphon: ((why is there so many fucking clash royale ads
Cowboy Kid: (($$upercell
Chiaki Nanami: looks around for chara, it took her some time to get that game she wanted to play with her
The Shadow: hello.
MettatonSEX: ...Gaster, I'm probably not in the best place to say things right now. I've been trying to get this goddamn speech right.
Chara_Dreemurr: -She walks in. She's smiling faintly.-
: "Just checking a few more things, don't worry about it."
Barchar: "Uh-huh."
Gaster: "Look, you don't have to give the speech, alright?"
Barchar: "I can pretty well tell that device you're using to scan is busted to hell."
MettatonSEX: I already wrote three pages.
Chiaki Nanami: "Oh, there you are"
MettatonSEX: hasn't slept much at all.
Chara_Dreemurr: "Hey Chiaki."
MettatonSEX: And someone has to do something.
: "Don't know where you got that idea from, just something I can't scan for some reason, I'll be perfectly fine"
Gaster: "... Did you sleep at all last night?"
MettatonSEX: Yes.
Chiaki Nanami: she has a new game, she tilts her head a bit, "Where were you?"
Barchar: "Dude, I can see what's going on in that thing. It's busted to hell and back."
Chara_Dreemurr: "...WOrking out."
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Lua [Lua].
Barchar: "Trust me, nothing about Chalor there should be giving you any trouble whatsoever."
Chiaki Nanami: nods
Gaster: "At least you got some."
Chara_Dreemurr: "What do you have there?"
MettatonSEX: ...Yeah.
Gaster: "Also, uh... Toriel came by here last night."
Chiaki Nanami: "It's a new game"
Lua: "...What do you mean by that exactly?"
Chiaki Nanami: said she was gonna get it
Chara_Dreemurr: -She was obviously lying.-
Chara_Dreemurr: -By the way.-
MettatonSEX: Oh, is she doing well?
Chara_Dreemurr: "Which one?":
Gaster: "I think she misses her Gaster. W.D."
MettatonSEX: Oh godammit...
Chiaki Nanami: is not gonna pursue it
Chiaki Nanami: ((Fuckin
Barchar: "Chalor may be relatively strange by our standards, she's not any sort of supernatural being. There's no reason that thing shouldn't be able to scan her just like anything."
Chiaki Nanami: ((Hardest part of playing Chiaki is coming up with a shitload of games
MettatonSEX: sighs.
: (( Big Rigs
: ((And then Gaster and Metta and Schyro marry Ms. Toriel
Chalor:
Chalor:
Gaster: "What?"
Chalor:
MettatonSEX: ((schyro is homoromantic
: ((Then Schyro marries a tree
MettatonSEX: It seems everything's going to shit now, huh?
Gaster: shrugs. "I don't know."
Chara_Dreemurr: "I'd love to play the game, but I need to go back soon."
Chiaki Nanami: "It's a new Sonic game, eve- oh.."
Chara_Dreemurr: "Jeska is waiting on me."
Lua: attempts a scan on Chiaki, with no success either. 'What the hell is with this thing', He then gives a look back to Barchar, "Alright, maybe I'm wrong here."
Barchar: "Yes, you are."
Chiaki Nanami: "Ok.. I understand.." she then looks at the person scanning her
Syphon: ...Fucking can't sleep.
Chara_Dreemurr: "Sorry, Chiaki. I'll see you later, and someone said they'd keep an eye on you, so."
Syphon: Dammit.
Chara_Dreemurr: -She heads back.-
: we get it you caN'T SLEEP
Syphon: only said he can't sleep once
Chiaki Nanami: looks back to where barchar left
Chiaki Nanami: ".."
Lua: (( We get it you like out dates memes and vaping ))
: aesthetic god bloo [] disconnected.
Syphon: ((especially the vaping
Syphon: ((as well as aesthetic
Frism:
MettatonSEX: The post-invasion anger, Toriel's sad, Schyro's... well, he said something shitty without thinking and understandably feels terrible, you're upset, ggh.
Chalor:
Gaster: sips his drink, then chokes a little. Now there's a flaming napkin on the bar.
Chalor: Charol's part of the Zen Garden is immediately fucking erased.
MettatonSEX: puts it out with his hand.
Barchar: "...One sec." She said, going back in. "Uh, hey, I doubt it, but is there maybe anything I can do to help you guys?" She said, walking up to GAster and MEttaton
Frism: <...what. did you do to her.>
MettatonSEX: You okay?
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: stares sadly at Barchar. "I don't know."
Chalor: She says in the Zen Garden, laughing.
MettatonSEX: I have no idea.
Chiaki Nanami: takes a seat, she's just kinda looking down
Frism: <"Bull-" she stopped, shaking her head. "Bull! You have to have done something to her!">
Barchar: "...Okay." she said, her shoulders sagging just a bit. "Uh, if you think of anything...just...let me know. You know how to text me."
Chalor:
Chalor:
Lua: begins to get out of the tree. "So..." He then realizes that Barchar is gone, "...Wait, what?"
MettatonSEX: Unless you can convince a timeline to stop being fearful of people because of appearance, I doubt it.
Barchar: "...Not in any reasonably quick, non-ethically questionable way."
MettatonSEX: dammit.
Gaster: "People are getting paranoid and I don't know what to do."
Barchar: "Somehow I doubt that having the non-breathing omniscient ghost girl show up is gonna help that..."
MettatonSEX: If we have to resort to morally grey things, Gaster, can we?
Gaster: "What kind of morally grey things?"
MettatonSEX: Mind control.
Barchar: "Well, uh, by that I mean I could theoretically go around and try to force people to chill out about it."
Barchar: "But I can't exactly keep that going, so if something contradicts it, then, well...'
MettatonSEX: ...
Gaster: "Absolutely not. If they find out things are going to get worse."
MettatonSEX: Well fuck.
Barchar: "It's not practical, it's not fast, and it's definitely not morally reasonable. That said, I wouldn't mind doing but. But clearly you would."
MettatonSEX: I wouldn't, even, at this point.
Barchar: sighs, sitting down, running a hand through her hair. I just...I dunno."
Barchar: "That is a whole dimension."
Lua: begins to walk to the bar. "Alright, it's been about a month since you've been here, you're completely messed up technology wise, and you're not even here on your own terms. Let's not fuck this up day 1."
Barchar: "...I could maybe figure out everybody with the problem, and not have to worry about those who are alright with things. Hold some sort of poll, and I could figure thigns out that way."
Barchar: "But, well, doesn't matter, Guardian is against it."
Jason Scott: -A man, wearing a hoodie and jeans appears in the bar. He appeared from some odd distortion, with hints of blue and red in it. He tumbles to the ground, but it was clear he was running and lost his footing. More info on him in the Character Sheet.-
MettatonSEX: Yeah.
MettatonSEX: ...
Syphon: ...Hey.
Jason Scott: -He's armed, with a pistol. He groans a bit, picking himself up.-
The Shadow: ...
Chiaki Nanami: she's just playing by herself now
Gaster: "Oh, hello."
MettatonSEX: Hi.
Syphon: I think you're the most normal-looking person I've seen come here.
Barchar: "Hi."
Lua: waits outside the bar, resting himself against the bar. "If the goggles are fucked up, let's check everything else."
Jason Scott: -She looks up, and almost immediately seems to... Teleport backwards, getting in a ready stanc with his pistol.-
Chiaki Nanami: ((Tracer
MettatonSEX: ...
Barchar: "Welcome to my bar. Nice to see you."
Barchar: "..Oh nooo don't shooot!"
Syphon: No, we're not gonna fight you.
Jason Scott: "Okay, okay, Wwhat is going on?"
Syphon: You're in a bar now.
Gaster: just... stares at Jason.
Jason Scott: -He doesn't budge.-
Barchar: "Dunno. You teleported into a multidimensional bar."
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MettatonSEX: Calm down. Nobody will attack unless provoked.
Jason Scott: "No, I get that- multidimentional?"
Barchar: "Yes."
Jason Scott: -He shakes his head.-
Syphon: You're not in danger unless you're dangerous.
Jason Scott: "I need to be explained what's going on."
Lua: checks his legs. "...Critical condition, walking and basic climbing will be fine, but if I try much more than that, I won't stand a chance."
Syphon: ...You came here. That's basically what happened.
Syphon: I don't know how the fuck else to explain because I don't know what you were doing before now.
Barchar: "I don't know more than you, bud. Probably less."
Jason Scott: "What do you mean by 'Interdimentional'?"
Barchar: "I mean that multiple dimensions can access it."
Chiaki Nanami: is playing, she puts her hood up and tries not to attract attention
Barchar: PRetty much the only two people in here from the same dimension are me and Guardian." she said, motioning to Gaster. "Well, and GRillby."
Jason Scott: "What are the dimensions?"
Jason Scott: "I'm trying to figure out why I'm here."
Barchar: "All of them."
Jason Scott: -He hasn't put the gun down, mind you.-
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Jason Scott: "...How do they work?"
Lua: checks his arms, trying to bring out his sword. He is immediately shocked and nearly falls into the snow.."..Alright, let's not try that any time soon"
Barchar: "There's some sort of time/space bullshit going on around this dimension, so other ones can directly connect to it."
Syphon: How about you put down your gun first, then you can get a science lesson.
Barchar: "What do you mean 'how do they work'? That is a REALLY broad question."
Jason Scott: "I don't know, I'm as confused as you guys are."
Chalor: Lets hope Lua doesn't accidently land on one of the dozen iEyes that are scattered through the snow.
Barchar: "I'm not that confused."
MettatonSEX: Timelines are pretty much different universe.
Jason Scott: "And I'm not putting the gun down. I've been... Shot a lot recently, and I'm not taking any chances."
Syphon: Me neither, and nobody's going to fucking shoot you.
: High Priest Laharl [Chalor] is now High Priest Laharl [Nobody].
Barchar: "We have no intention of shooting you. Unless you give us a reason to."
Syphon: We have more reason to shoot you if you're so defensive.
Barchar: "Like, you know, pointing a fucking gun in our face."
Nobody: "I don't plan on hurting anyone, why do people keep saying I will." He says, clearly joking.
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Jason Scott: -He sighs, as he stops training the gun on the patrons.-
Gaster: wiggles his wings a little, leaning on Mettaton.
The Shadow: ...
MettatonSEX: hugs Gaster close.
MettatonSEX: and Gaster both recieve a text.
Jason Scott: -He constantly has this odd distortion, that kinda resembles a look of a graphical glitch, that flickers on and off, especially near his hands.-
Gaster: "... The kids did something, didn't they."
Chiaki Nanami: hasn't even noticed mettataton, she looks up for a second, then goes back to the game
Lua: regains his footing by nearly grabbing onto the building before he falls. "Alright, I'm going to assume the last of it's working, otherwise it either does matter or I'd already be dead"
Syphon: I said you look normal but why are you so glitchy?
Jason Scott: "...You guys were calling them 'Timelines'"
Barchar: "We were indeed."
Schyroton: [im staying with vaati until everyone else is inside. someone said nasty things and pulled a knife, he warped us to his place]
MettatonSEX: ...
Jason Scott: "Answer me and I'll tell you. Why are you calling tyhem timelines?"
Gaster: [oh my god]
Barchar: "Because that's an accurate description of them?"
MettatonSEX: looks fuckin pissed. [schyro is anyone hurt]
Schyroton: [no]
Barchar: "They refer to different ways that events could happen. Thus, timelines."
Syphon: I don't know much about it, but if you take the words time and line, you can easily assume it's a line of time.
Gaster: [tel the authorities NOW]
Jason Scott: "Okay, okay... I'm not a scientist, but I think I know what could have happened..."
Schyroton: [i already did]
Barchar: "Cool."
Barchar: is internally freaking out about the texts going back and forth, but she's trying to keep calm
Schyroton: [i called them and then i notified you]
Jason Scott: "The 'glitchyness' is my... attachment to the space time continuum."
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Syphon: Okay, I'm not gonna comprehend what that means or ask more about it. But thanks.
Barchar: "What, like, you're temporally fucked?"
MettatonSEX: [good]
Jason Scott: "It's easy to understand if I don't say complicated words."
Gaster: ((i didn't want to hit actual violent threats yet but this is good, i can handle this
Jason Scott: "Basically, I can mess with time."
Barchar: "Oh, cool."
Barchar: "That explains your teleport back."
Syphon: That makes more sense.
Jason Scott: "Yes, I actually walked there."
Barchar: "I guess you acccidentally tapped into some bit of space/time around this dimension, and it sucked you in."
MettatonSEX: ((yeah, i figured some asshole would threaten but not stab
: ((Jason turns out to be Dialga
: ((Barchar: SHIT
Jason Scott: "I can stop and start time at my leisure."
Lua: me
Syphon: ((wow
Lua: (( I hate mobile ))
Syphon: ((impressive
Jason Scott: "And a few othr things."
The Shadow: ((i don't know how ZA WARUDO effects actually work in CaU
Gaster: ((It's... well. Have you ever made mac and cheese or something like that and there's just bubbles sitting at the bottom of the pot before it boils?
Syphon: ((za warudo effects work like za warudo
Gaster: ((The Gaston timeline is kind of like that.
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MettatonSEX: ((yeah
Jason Scott: -He aims his hand at Barchar, and a large bubble appears in front of them, with the same distortion he has.-
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Syphon: ...
MettatonSEX: ...
The Shadow: ((so like. time stops just work as time stops? that's op
: ((Not gonna abuse it))
Syphon: ((op if unlimited, sure
: ((And it's not unlimited))
Syphon: ((but i assume not unlimiteed
Syphon: ((yeh
Barchar: "...Shiny?"
Gaster: ((And once september 1st hits and that last su episode airs, I'm going to start figuring out what causes the pot to boil
Jason Scott: -He throws the gun he was holding at Barchar, full force.-
MettatonSEX: ((yeah
Syphon: What the fuck.
Jason Scott: -But it stips in the bubble.-
: stops*
The Shadow: ((i'm gonna say since the shadow is from the darkness they're unaffected. as well as just generally really weird.
Nobody: "..."
Syphon: Oh. Huh.
Barchar: instinctively raises her hand to catch it
Barchar: "Well. I mean, I kinda figured that'd happen."
Barchar: "But still."
Jason Scott: -he walks over, and grabs it as the bubble collapses.-
Lua: takes off his goggles and attempts to give them a look. "Partially smashed, but this could have either gone better or worse"
Jason Scott: "...So yeah. Can't do it that often."
Syphon: ((well, you can't really...not be affected by it, except by passively going za warudo when others do
The Shadow: ((the shadow is literally made of nothingness.
The Shadow: ((so
Syphon: ((well, yeah, but they're still affected by time
The Shadow: ((well, the darkness doesn't have time. like, at all. so.
The Shadow: ((i dunno
Syphon: ((they're not in the darkness
The Shadow: ((i'm just saying
The Shadow: ((whatever makes sense
Jason Scott: -He sighs.-
The Shadow: ((i mean, if jason can be unaffected
The Shadow: ((then there's exceptions
Syphon: ((jason isn't unaffected though, he's the one who uses it
: ((The time stop would obly be for him, and other can't feel it.))
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Lua: outs the goggles back on and walks inside. He immediately looks at Jason, thinking to himself,'I swear I at least caught of glimpse of everyone else before i got here'
: ((If all time stopped completely, and then started again, it would feel as it nothing happened))
The Shadow: ((yeah. but it's still stopping time. that would mean he would be stopped to, unless he's not effected by time starting
Syphon: ((no, it's not fully stopping time
The Shadow: ((*stopping
MettatonSEX: ...
MettatonSEX: Lua?
: ((It's only stopping time for him))
Syphon: ((that makes sense in the darkness, but again, he's not in the darkness
Lua: looks over to everyone, "It's been awhile, hasn't it"
Gaster: "Wait, Lua?"
The Shadow: ((explain how you can only stop time for one person
Syphon: Hey.
The Shadow: ...
The Shadow: ((because it sounds more like you're stopping time for the timeline
: ((Explain how anything in the bar works))
: ((Bread: Sssssccccience?
Lua: "Other than her, she saw me five minutes ago" pointing to Barchar
: ((Well
MettatonSEX: I thought you were... gone or something?
Syphon: ((we actually have explained how things in the bar work
Nobody: "Hello!"
: ((The bar is composed of boden
Gaster: "It has."
The Shadow: ((i understand it would feel to anyone who's affected like nothing happened
Chiaki Nanami: ((MORPHOGENETIC FIELDS
Gaster: ((this picture makes me angry https://67.media.tumblr.com/96b2c8955ec676cf8f38aa04695800ea/tumblr_nuinuwTT5b1sqx8y7o5_540.jpg
Gaster: ((why is there a couch
Gaster: ((there's a small pillar made of rock salt
The Shadow: ((but then if it's stopping the timeline's time, why can jason still move and stuff?
MettatonSEX: ((rip
: ((Even seen Quantum Break?))
The Shadow: ((unless, jason isn't in the timeline at all
Lua: looks slightly nervous, but calms up after a moment, "I got everything taken care of, took me a bit longer than expected, but what's done is done, right?"
MettatonSEX: ((...have you ever read jjba: stardust crusaders?
MettatonSEX: Okay, good.
: ((Nope))
MettatonSEX: Glad you're back,
Syphon: ((stopping time around everywhere but yourself?
Gaster: "I'm glad you've sorted everything out."
Syphon: ((actually nvm
MettatonSEX: ((thats literally ZA WARUDO
The Shadow: ((no, i haven't gotten to stardust crusaders. i haven't gotten through battle tendency yet
MettatonSEX: ((ah
The Shadow: ((AND I UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT I JUST NEED TO KNOW WHY HE ISNT AFFECTED
Syphon: ((i think we should just agree shit happens
Syphon: ((time is strange
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: ((It's due to something that happened to him))
The Shadow: ((well that's vague
Syphon: ((yes
Syphon: ((welcome to cau, ce
: ((Yeah, I'm looking up a better description than I can give
Lua: (( CE did you read the OC sheet ))
The Shadow: ((people still use that?
: ((I do))
Lua: (( AD specifically said he put it all there ))
The Shadow: ((well i must've missed it
: ((Fuck the OC sheet
: ((Basically, a mishap with a time machine cause him to be connected to time, and also make a lot of problems where he is from
Syphon: ((eventually trying to comprehend things just end up in "it is that because it is"
Syphon: ((and cau reaches a lot of those
Syphon: ((also ends*
Lua: "Yeah, so what happened since I've flat out disappeared."
Syphon: finally falls asleep.
Nobody: "Well many things cna happen when you dissapear!" He says, clasping his hands.
Nobody: "Like more dissapearing."
MettatonSEX: So much.
: ((Where he is, there are a lot of "Stutters" in time, in which he also can move freely. A stutter is basically a time stop, but much longer and isn't cause by someone.
The Shadow: (([sub] grumble grumble chaos control grumble grumble za warudo grumble grumble [/sub]))
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Syphon: ((is parp dying
Syphon: ((if there's only one way to explain a phenomenon but multiple things use it, then it's not really copying
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Lua: looks over to Nobody, trying to pick up a scan, forgetting it doesn't work. He then plays it off asking, "So, how are you doing?"
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Syphon: ((there we go
The Shadow: ((test?
: ((Imagine having the core of a time machine collapse right in front of you, and you're in the blast radius.-
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Gaster: ((hot pockets are meat poptarts
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Gaster: ((okay, we've got lag
The Shadow: ((parp IS dying
The Shadow: ((yes it is, tri
Syphon: ((but it's parp
Syphon: ((thank god i keep thinking it's my computer/internet
MettatonSEX: Aaaa.
The Shadow: ((those messages were sent so long ago it's not even funny
Syphon: ((wake me up
Syphon: ((can't wake up
Syphon: ((Wake me up inside
Syphon: ((fuck bees
Syphon: ((wake me up inside
MettatonSEX: A lot is going on.
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Gaster: "You missed so much, you know?"
MettatonSEX: ((i finally have gliscor in my dex and shes a shiny i got via the gts and i love her her name is monstercat
Jason Scott: -He sits down.-
Syphon: ((the only shiny i have is a deerling
The Shadow: ((stars don't twinkle the moon doesn't shine
Syphon: ((it was really nice, and then it FUCKING EVOLVED AND LOOKED EXACTLY THE SAME
MettatonSEX: ((i have so many shinies
The Shadow: ((okay good. sparp isn't dead anymore
The Shadow: ((all my shinies are from trades or events...
Syphon: ((was so pissed
Gaster: ((i have a shiny rapidash, the shiny event beldum and the shiny gengar
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Syphon: (("deerling's amazing! how will sawsbuck be? ...it's just a fucking sawsbuck"
MettatonSEX: ((most of mine are trades or events
The Shadow: ((i have never encountered a shuny myself... red gyarados doesn't count
: ((one of my friends gave me a shiny arceus
MettatonSEX: ((i have a shiny gardevoir hes a cutie
: ((I have two of them
Jason Scott: "So, WHat are most of yopu guys?"
The Shadow: ((i DO have 3 mews though. one is shiny. and only one i know is legit!
MettatonSEX: ((my gellicent is cthulu
Syphon: is sleep, bc I gtg soon.
MettatonSEX: ((*cthulhu
: ((I have a shiny Tangrowth in Pokémon Reborn
MettatonSEX: ((*jellicent
MettatonSEX: ((hes shiny
: ((ooooh shinyyyyy
MettatonSEX: ((shiny deepsea ghost
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Nobody: ((My first shiny was a Zubat
MettatonSEX: ((my first was a venusaur but shes dEAD BC LEAFGREEN RESET ITSELF
Syphon: ((i remember someone who, in gen 3, found the poochyena at the beginning as a shiny
The Shadow: ((my first [not red gyarados] shiny was a kyurem... i traded a normal kyurem for it... it was a dumb trade but i got a shiny out of it... i don't have that kyurem anymore
Gaster: ((rip mv's venussaur
Syphon: ((rip
MettatonSEX: sighs, leaning on Gaster.
Jason Scott: -He shrugs, and appears back on a different spot on the couch, with a drink. Notably, you saw a trail of distortion sf where he must ahve went, and you also notice that it took more time than istant. Which means he was probably exaggerating when he said he can "Stop time" and probably more meant "Slow down." He also left money on the counter for Grillby.-
Lua: looks over to Jason, and before he says anything, a shock from his damaged arms ends up making Lua fall over and he's knocked out by the time he hits the floor.
MettatonSEX: Oh my god, you okay?
Jason Scott: :You alright?"
Lua: is out cold.
MettatonSEX: unhugs Gaster.
Jason Scott: -He zips over, kneeling over Lua.-
Gaster: runs to Lua's side.
MettatonSEX: follows Gaster
Syphon: ((awwwww shit
Chiaki Nanami: still gaming
Syphon: ((really long joke ends with one of the characters telling the other "please don't tell anyone"
Jason Scott: -He shakes Lua a bit.-
Syphon: (("the priest was good, and never told anyone"
: High Priest Laharl [Nobody] is now High Priest Laharl [].
Syphon: ((i've seen good long jokes but never a good long anti-hoke
Syphon: ((joke
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MettatonSEX: ((heh
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Jason Scott: -He also checks for breathing to make sure somebody didn't just die.-
MettatonSEX: looks him over.
: A note falls into the bar.
Gaster: checks for a pulse.
: From...somewhere.
MettatonSEX: ...
Lua: is alive, but he's staying out KOed for the night.
The Shadow: ((okay, now that i completed the dark and hero stories i'll start chao stuff. i'll do the last story later
: It better not be that fucking notebook
: Nobody has dissapeared.
: The note reads:
Jason Scott: -He gets the note, and walks back to the couch, reading.-
: 'HeLLo! FriENDS!'
: 'IIIiiI've found a thingy for you!'
Jason Scott: -He's reading this aloud for other people.-
MettatonSEX: ...
: 'But you'll HaVEE To geT it from meeee'
The Shadow: ...
: 'PleASE do have a heart, and TaKE IT!'
: '73.2.130.13'
Syphon: ((it's obviously a have a heart match
The Shadow: ((is that an ip
Syphon: ((i'm guessing you beat laharl and get a support token
: 'Version: 1.20'
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Jason Scott: "...Has an IP address."
DamnDude: (( Oh god damn it ))
Jason Scott: -He doesn't read that, and shows it to others.-
Syphon: ((okay who here is good
Syphon: ((bc i gtg in 2 mins
: ((Me))
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Syphon: ((also i'm not good
MettatonSEX: Huh.
The Shadow: ((i'm okay. but also i don't have it fully updated probably
Jason Scott: "Is it some kind of online game?"
MettatonSEX: Probably.
: ((I can't do shit
: ((I need 1.2
MettatonSEX: ((i can do nothing
: ((AD do it
The Shadow: ((1.11 man i'm outdated
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: ((Can you link the 1.2 download or reddit post?))
DamnDude: (( "Have a heart reddit undertale" ))
: https://www.reddit.com/r/Undertale/comments/4ngo0d/have_a_heart_a_multiplayer_undertale_fangame_i/
Chiaki Nanami: is too busy playing games
DamnDude: (( Someone make that a let me google that for you ))
: Chiaki is too busy playing games to play games kek
: I mean, not like Slarv could win his own support token
Chiaki Nanami: is playing the hit new game Reverie only for gba
Syphon: ((okay, i'mma go now
Syphon: ((gn everyone <3
Syphon: ((hf
DamnDude: (( Gn ))
: Wonder what she thinks of that hip new main character.
: ((I'm in))
Chiaki Nanami: bitch
MettatonSEX: ((gn
: I know right she's totally a bitch
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: 'ThANK U! LeTS PlAY!'
: 'IVE ChANGED Thee RULES!'
: 'LeTS HoPe u can DODGE!'
DamnDude: (( Picolo: DODGE ))
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: ((Lahrl is fucking me))
Gaster: moves Lua onto the couch.
DamnDude: (( I thought only Slar is allowed to do that ))
MettatonSEX: helps
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: 'GuD HIT!'
Gaster: ((gud shit
: 'Like sixteen ROPES fighting a YaRN!'
: 'In LARGE bursts!'
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: ((FUCK))
: 'One ROUND for the King's JESTER!'
Gaster: "Yay."
: ((Okay hold the fucking phone
: ((Did you see tyhat bread
: ((What?))
The Shadow: (( Personality: cry baby. your chao likes triangle fruits
: ((You never got a cod on my screen
: ((And I had two
: I didn't, see that
DamnDude: (( I took my sleep stuff, so if i stop talking completely, that's why ))
: ((http://www.shamchat.com/2292e06a/
Gaster: ((Okay
: ((Bread just made a fucking deathwasher
: ((AAand it crashed
: ((oh well, bread was winning
: Rip
: 'I give I GIVE!'
: 'IIIITS behind ur EAAR'
Chiaki Nanami: looks up
Jason Scott: -Well, if he was playing, he checks nehind his ear.-.-
Gaster: doesn't have freaking ears anyway.
: There is indeed a support token, covered in some kind of fleshy, red, coarse fabric, behind your ear.
MettatonSEX: doesn't either.
Jason Scott: "...This of any use to somebody?"
MettatonSEX: ...
Chiaki Nanami: "Is that a support token?"
Jason Scott: "Could be."
Gaster: "The people who wander through the door.."
Jason Scott: -He tosses it to chiaki.-
Chiaki Nanami: she catches it
MettatonSEX: I can give it to someone who can use it.
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Chiaki Nanami: "It's from a game I'm playing now.."
MettatonSEX: Huh.
Jason Scott: "Huh. Guess that person I was playing against like collectibles?"
Chiaki Nanami: tosses it to MTT, since he said he could find someone that uses it
Chiaki Nanami: is internally freaking out about MTT
MettatonSEX: catches it, storing it.
The Shadow: falls asleep because yeah
MettatonSEX: is internally freaking out over Chiaki.
Gaster: doesn't get the big deal.
Jason Scott: -He would probably set off some flags in Chiaki's mind, for having the power of a video game chracter.-
MettatonSEX: pretty much realizes that Jason is DIO
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Chiaki Nanami: she wonders where his yellow pants and aussie accent are
Nobody: Is from an obscure as fuck game.
Chiaki Nanami: 'Hiya! Jason here!'
Gaster: ((tracer is british
MettatonSEX: turns to Chiaki. "So, I don't believe we've met. I'm Mettaton."
Jason Scott: -Not once did Jake wear yellow pants and was australian.-
: Jack*
Gaster: ((the australian is junkrat
Chiaki Nanami: "Huh..? O-oh, I'm Chiaki"
Jason Scott: -YEAH TRACER IS BRITISH.-
Chiaki Nanami: wut
MettatonSEX: It's a pleasure to meet you.
: ((Yes))
Chiaki Nanami: i thought she was austrailan
MettatonSEX: gives a smile.
Gaster: ((I mean it's an exaggerated british accent
DamnDude: (( All i care about for Overwatch is the fact that Mcree has the best alt ever ))
Chiaki Nanami: she offers a hand to shake, she's nervous, but on the surface she looks calm spaghetti
Chiaki Nanami: "It's nice to meet you too"
MettatonSEX: obliges, giving a firm handshake.
Gaster: ((metta: GASTER IT'S HER
Gaster: ((gaster: ya she's been here
MettatonSEX: [GASTER ITS THE BEST DANGAN RONPA GIRL]
Gaster: [she's been here, dear]
MettatonSEX: [WHY WASNT I TOLD ABOUT THIS]
Chiaki Nanami: is currently going through the despair arc, so she's probably not gonna be there for long :D
: High Priest Laharl [Nobody] is now High Priest Laharl [].
Gaster: [You were on tour, you had other things to do]
: [because your kinda wierd] Merasmus still has your fucking phone numbers.
Jason Scott: "..."
Vaati: -he and chara are tryin to stop that-
Chara_Dreemurr: -Emphasis on trying.-
MettatonSEX: [i blocked you ya cumstained rag]
: [you can never block a mighty wizard]
Gaster: [i use protection]
MettatonSEX: [oh my god]
: [soldier never did. its why i have to take care of so many baby raccoons now]
Gaster: [uh]
Chiaki Nanami: looks tired, as she usually does, since metta has started.. texting, she just goes back to the game
Gaster: silently blocks Merasmus.
: [its a long story]
MettatonSEX: blocks him too
DamnDude: (( Where is CE when we need him to find out which level of the furry chart that is on ))
MettatonSEX: appears to be just smiling
: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] disconnected.
Gaster: ((i do believe that's "you sick fuck"
Jason Scott: -He zips to Chiaki, and looks at what she's doing.-
: DamnDude's connection timed out.
: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [Nobody].
Nobody: Nobody sits there, bobbing his head back and forth and adjusting his mask.
MettatonSEX: So. What game is that?
The Shadow: ((wait what. DD call for me?
Jason Scott: -He's also curious, but he's kinda looking over at the screen already.-
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Gaster: isn't particularly interested.
Nobody: "Games are for playing, not for asking of whether or not you are playing." he muses.
Nobody: "Although I wouldn't know, gaming is strictly banned, under the penalty of death!" He says upbeat, holding his head and nodding.
Gaster: "... That sounds like a horrible thing."
Jason Scott: "...We just want to know what game they are playing."
Nobody: "But privacy is a wonderful thing!"
Nobody: "Not knowing of privacy is private and unprivate to privacical matters."
MettatonSEX: Yo that's fucked up.
Jason Scott: "It's just a video game, kid, nothing wrong with asking."
Nobody: "Asking the wrong things is also bad! You might get someone in dire trouble."
Nobody: "And then they'll get shot, and then you might get shot down."
Nobody: "Truly, it's best not to ask!" He says, his mask not moving.
Jason Scott: "...Okay then? I don't think we're gonna get shot... right?"
Nobody: "I don't know, perhaps President Gardner is here!"
MettatonSEX: I mean I'm pretty damn bullet-resistant.
Nobody: "It doesn't matter though, because we're dead no matter what in the end."
Gaster: "Hah... yeah."
MettatonSEX: ....
Jason Scott: "Death is an inevitability."
Jason Scott: "But I don't think we will end here."
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MettatonSEX: decides not to mention that he's immortal.
Jason Scott: "...I mean, that actually might not be true for this bunch."
Jason Scott: "It is for me."
Gaster: "
Gaster: ((frick
MettatonSEX: Yeah....
Gaster: "Er... yeah..."
MettatonSEX: sighs, leaning on Gaster.
Nobody: "Death is always inevitable." Wow Nobody is getting really fucking gloomy.
Nobody: "Best try to not let it happen too fast! Which is why you stay on camera." He says, crossing his arms and nodding.
Jason Scott: "Not if the being is immortal. Like, I bet there are Immortal people in here."
MettatonSEX: Yep.
Nobody: "...Hmm."
Nobody: Nobody thinks on this, adjusting his mask.
Nobody: He really should get that fucking thing fitted, it slips a lot.
: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.
Jason Scott: "...You forced to wear that mask? Or is it for your paranoia?
: ((10/10 http://www.shamchat.com/e6cd1e4b/
Gaster: ((nice
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Nobody: "..." Nobody thinks on how to say this.
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Barchar: raises he hand at the mention of immortal people
Chiaki Nanami: ((I feel like shit again, wonderful
: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.
Jason Scott: -He nods towards Barchar.-
Chiaki Nanami: fell asleep
Gaster: orders some fries.
Nobody: "...I'm..."
Jason Scott: "I feel like a man among gods."
Nobody: "..."
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Nobody: He just sighs, and reaches to unclip his mask.
Jason Scott: -Coming from the time traveler.-
MettatonSEX: ...
Barchar: "Well, godDESS. But I get what you mean."
Jason Scott: "hey, look at that. See? Better already, right?"
Gaster: "Didn't an actual goddess walk in here recently?"
MettatonSEX: I'm going to bed. Need rest. Gnight.
Jason Scott: "Good night."
Gaster: "Oh, I'll go with you, dear."
Nobody: His face is fucking mangled as usual. Half of it looks burned off. The other cut off by some kinda giant fucking saw. His left eye is gouged out, with the right simply facing inwards. Dried blood stains the inside of his mask, and giant purple bags are underneath what's left of his eyes.
Nobody: His mouth is practicaqlly split in half, it's actually wierd how he can vocalize like that.
Jason Scott: "Guess you had a reason to be paranoid."
MettatonSEX: goes home
Gaster: goes home too.
Nobody: He just 'smiles' and nods, clipping the mask back on and tilting his head.
Schyroton: -He's home; Vaati took him home.-
: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Vaati [Vaati].
Jason Scott: "Come froma bad neighborhood?"
Chiaki Nanami: has awakened, and resumed play, still keeping inconspicuous"
Nobody: Nobody stays quiet, hoping someone just speaks for him. He's actually for once out of ways to keep upbeat to this topic.
Jason Scott: -He zips over now, that she wakes up, to see what she is playing.-
Chiaki Nanami: idfk minish cap
Vaati: ((ayyyyyyyyyy
Jason Scott: "Don't got all the time in the world, Kid."
Jason Scott: -This was directed towards Nobody.-
Jason Scott: "You have good taste."
Chiaki Nanami: "Huh?"
Jason Scott: "In games."
Nobody: "No, I suppose my neighborhood isn't that good at all, is it?" he says, chuckling,
Vaati: Guess who warps in. Yes, clothing is the same: lavender leather jacket and heeled boots, blunt bangs, black jeans, purple lips, purple and black eyeshadow, kickass wing.
: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.
Nobody: It's now evident exactly why Nobody has a full-body covering.
Chiaki Nanami: "Oh.. thanks"
Jason Scott: "Vaati, huh? This place seems full of surprises."
Nobody: The jeans, hoodie. The rest of his body is probably just as fucking mangles.
Nobody: Mangled*
Chiaki Nanami: nods, still focused on gaming
Vaati: Hello- you know me just by seeing me?
Jason Scott: "Well yeah, you're iconic."
Jason Scott: -He zips over to Vaati.-
Vaati: is in Reborn form, in hot topic trash clothes.
Jason Scott: "
Vaati: looks down at this odd person.
Vaati: I am?
Jason Scott: "Yeah."
Vaati: ...Am I known for the things I had done in the distant past?
Chiaki Nanami: ((http://static.zerochan.net/Flareon.full.1655904.jpg
Jason Scott: "I shouldn't mention why i know you, should I?"
Vaati: ...Oh.
Vaati: No, I am... very aware.
Vaati: It is still surreal.
Chiaki Nanami: ((https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/9a/0e/e1/9a0ee1e0fb45ac2ff3f13eb9bb13d4fc.jpg
Vaati: ((cute
: Gaster [Gaster] is now Fellby [Fellby].
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Vaati: 's ears flatten.
Fellby: -Guess who wanders into the bar.-
Jason Scott: "And a literal fire man?"
Vaati: ...So, who may you be?
The Shadow: ((it's bidoof
Jason Scott: -He says that with a slight chuckle.-
Chiaki Nanami: looks up for a second, then returns to game
Jason Scott: "My name is Jason Scott, nice to meet you."
Chiaki Nanami: ((http://static.zerochan.net/Flareon.full.1770539.jpg
Barchar: "Hi, Fellby."
Vaati: It is a shared feeling.
Vaati: Hello, Fellby.
Fellby: looks at Jason. "Hey there, fresh meat."
Jason Scott: "Fresh meat?"
Jason Scott: "Is that a threat?"
Muffet: eh, I feel like playing her. Why not.
Jason Scott: -He's joking abou that.-
Muffet: laughs. "No, no, quite the opposite, dearie."
: Frisky x)'s connection timed out.
Jason Scott: "So it's a pick up line?"
Jason Scott: "That's a terrible pick up line."
Fellby: sighs. "Well they can't all be winners."
Nobody: ((Time to see if I can connect to Starbound servers under an acc lock
Vaati: Hello Muffet.
Jason Scott: "Not looking for a... match, right now, sorry."
Chiaki Nanami: ((http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/3cf12145-9d26-4089-a013-60e08d1dd878/ac86930c-530a-45b4-82ce-481c4fb8a722.jpg
Muffet: "Well, I would more go with 'sales pitch', though I suppose that 'pickup line' gets the point across. And hello, vaati."
Jason Scott: "Prostitute?"
Muffet: "Wait was that a pun?"
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Jason Scott: "And it was."
Fellby: nods.
Vaati: How are you two?
Jason Scott: -He zips over to Fellby.-
Jason Scott: "...Wouldn't it hurt to do that?"
: Vaati's connection timed out.
Muffet: "Not the best, I suppose, but we're living. Frank-SHIT you're fast."
Fellby: "I've been better. I've been... trying to avoid this weird middle-aged lady - oh [i]hello[/i] there."
Jason Scott: "I'm not fast, it's time is slow."
Jason Scott: "In fact, I walked over here."
Chiaki Nanami: ((http://stuffpoint.com/pokemon/image/249043-pokemon-eevee-and-flareon.jpg
Muffet: "...Well. Anyway. Trust me, it won't hurt unless you want it too."
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Jason Scott: "Hmm. I'll think about it."
Jason Scott: -He's not gonna think about it.-
Chiaki Nanami: ((http://i.makeagif.com/media/5-25-2015/G3qtGZ.gif
Nobody: (("HIYA"
Muffet: "You do that."
Nobody: (("WICKED!"))
Nobody: (("THE CAVALRIES HERE!"
Vaati: ...I... get it.
Jason Scott: -He zips back over to the couch, and is now taking a seat.-
Fellby: "Anyway I was getting away from this middle-aged lady."
Vaati: sighs, sitting down.
Vaati: ...I understand entirely.
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Muffet: "Apparently fire elementals are supposed to be unnerving now."
Vaati: As are myself and Schyro.
Fellby: "What the fuck's going on there, huh?"
Vaati: Paranoia.
Fellby: (("that's because you dress like an edgelord, vaati"
Jason Scott: -He waves his hand in front of him, watching the distortion that occurs when he does.-
Muffet: "Schyro? Really? He's just a four armed mettaton with a slightly strange voice."
Vaati: Exactly.
Muffet: "What, are they going to jeer at Gaster next, too?"
Nobody: Nobody Mc Hello would you like to talk about our lord and savior Paranoia over here agrees.
Vaati: They may as well have.
Nobody: "...Hmm."
Muffet: sighs. "And we picked that place to give Ember a stable social environment."
Vaati: It is mainly those within the middle age category.
Vaati: And their children.
Fellby: "Huh? Oh no. I was talking about a lady from work."
Vaati: Oh.
Vaati: ...
Nobody: ((Starbound works
Fellby: "It's always the people who are having their mid-life crises that think they're in love."
Vaati: gets a wine, and takes a long drink.
Jason Scott: -He zips to get another drink, remembering to pay grillby. He does have to walk back to the couch, though.-
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Vaati: I understand that yes, my appearance is nowhere near standard, but to call myself and my closest friend freaks, abominations, and to brandish a weapon?
: Smolapeño's connection timed out.
Vaati: Infuriating.
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Fellby: gets some fireman brew of his own.
Fellby: -He also gets a text.-
Jason Scott: "So the bartender is made of fire too?"
Muffet: "If I had my way, I'd banish all of THEM to the forest. Though, I doubt the residents deserve their...'company'."
Chiaki Nanami: she's not even doing that great at the game, she's just feeling.. bad
Vaati: I would very much not.
: High Priest Laharl [Nobody] is now High Priest Laharl [FFrisk].
Fellby: "That's a bit harsh, down't you think?"
Jason Scott: "Hope he doesn't mind me pouring my own drinks."
FFrisk: The Forest is kind of the place people go to
FFrisk: When they DONT want to deal witht hose fucks
FFrisk: FFrisk would kick your ass with dissapointment if you sent them to her.
Vaati: I would drown them all, but murder is illegal unless in self defense there.
Muffet: "Mrrh. I suppose it's more of a rage-fueled fantasy than an actual desire."
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Chiaki Nanami: she turns off the game
Muffet: "The point is, they can fuck right off."
FFrisk: I mean, Muffet could do it.
Jason Scott: -He looks over at Chiaki.-
FFrisk: The people she banised wouldn['t survive the fucking night
FFrisk: But she could do it
Jason Scott: "You feeling alright?"
Chiaki Nanami: nods
Vaati: I would at the very least enjoy destroying the one who attempted to assault myself and Schyroton.
Jason Scott: -He zips over.-
: High Priest Laharl [FFrisk] is now High Priest Laharl [Hessyst].
Jason Scott: "You sure?"
Fellby: looks over. "Oh hey, someone left their fries."
Hessyst: Don't murder shit in the forest or he'll fuck u up
: High Priest Laharl [Hessyst] is now High Priest Laharl [Nobody].
Fellby: -He's getting a bit uncomforatble with this topic.-
Nobody: "..."
Vaati: downs the rest of his drink.
Vaati: ...I am unable to become intoxicated, why am I consuming this?
Chiaki Nanami: "I'm fine"
Fellby: "Dunno."
Jason Scott: -He nods.-
Nobody: He's tapping the beat to Healthy Dystopia
Fellby: -He gets another text.-
Muffet: "Is that her?"
Chiaki Nanami: texts chara to ask what's up
Fellby: Yes.
Chara_Dreemurr: -She finishes what she was doing, and texts back "Shit I've been doing this all day."
Fellby: ((vaporwave http://prntscr.com/c2xlkg
Fellby: ((wait WHOAH WHAT THE SHIT
Fellby: ((what is this http://prntscr.com/c2xlu3
Chara_Dreemurr: 'I'll come in a few minutes I'm getting dressed.'
Nobody: ((attack on titan
Barchar: (lsd dream emulator)
Jason Scott: "...Wannna see a magic trick?"
Barchar: (its a real game)
Fellby: ((i know, flame, i'm watching a playthrough
Muffet: shakes her head. "They're so clingy, sometimes."
Fellby: "She's not in love with me. She's in love with the idea of me."
Vaati: sighs, his form seeming to distort before going back to normal.
Chiaki Nanami: "Huh?"
Jason Scott: -He points towards Fellby.-
Jason Scott: "Watch."
Fellby: "A cute guy, nothing like her poor husband who she ditched to go timeline hopping."
: ((Does Fellby carry a wallet))
Vaati: Rude.
Fellby: ((yes
Fellby: ((it's got business cards, cash, and a fake id
Muffet: "The dangers of focusing on sex appeal, I suppose."
Jason Scott: -He zips over, and by the time he's on the couch, Fellby's wallet is on Fellby's head. And he would know, I mean, Jason isn't a good pickpocket.-
Jason Scott: -But it was fast.-
Vaati: ...
Chiaki Nanami: "Wow.."
Fellby: "Um."
Vaati: Why?
Fellby: "My wallet is now on my head."
Jason Scott: "Yes."
Nobody: New meaning to boiled leather
Muffet: "Rude, man whose name I don't know."
: Vaati's connection timed out.
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Jason Scott: "Jason. Just wanted to make a little joke. Sorry."
Fellby: -That wallet's fucked.-
Jason Scott: -To be fair, He could have taken the wallet.-
Chiaki Nanami: smiles a bit
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Muffet: "You know, he kept important things in that."
Jason Scott: -He smiles back at Chiaki.-
Fellby: takes it off his head. It's slightly singed - Fellby doesn't keep his head flames cool if he doesn't anticipate being touched.-
Jason Scott: "...Sorry. I'll pay you back."
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: Vaati's connection timed out.
Jason Scott: "What was in there?"
: My name is Jason Scott and I'm the fastest man alive. When I was a child, I saw my mother killed by something impossible. My father went to prison for her murder. Then an accident made me the impossible. To the outside world, I'm just an ordinary guy who came to the bar, but secretly with the help of my time powers I use my speed to pickpocket monsters and find others like me, and one day I'll find who killed my mother and get justice for my father. I am The Flash.
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: ((Well you know))
Fellby: "Money, business cards... a fake id I don't really need anymore."
: ((He kinda is like the flash ina sense))
Jason Scott: -He zips over, and hands him whatever money he had. It's like, a couple of twenties and a fifty.-
Barchar: ([s]in that he's a raging douchenozzle?[/s])
Vaati: ...Are the contents salvagable?
: ((No))
: (([s]but it's true[/s]))
Nobody: ((Better than fucking Arrow
: Vaati's connection timed out.
Chiaki Nanami: ((Gtg
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Jason Scott: "Need anything else?"
: High Priest Laharl [Nobody] is now High Priest Laharl [Chalor].
Chalor: Is she STILL at the couch?
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Fellby: "This is good."
Jason Scott: "I can get you an illegal fir- Oh, alright."
: ((Who would win in a fight, Laharl or Bread
: ((Laharl would eat Bread
: ((KO
: ((Laharl I'm a good person))
: ((I just want you to know that))
Vaati: ((i'd show up and beat both of them
Fellby: eats the fires Gaster left behind.
Vaati: ((fires
Chalor: ((I'm a physically fit young male that keeps a steady diet
Fellby: ((*fries
Barchar: (Laharl's mouth would be too filled with glass)
Chalor: ((Don't make a fucking glass j-
Muffet: oddly enough
Vaati: ((i've beaten people twice my size
: ((THAT WAS WHY I WAS A GOOD PERSAON))
: ((I TOLD YOU I WAS))
Muffet: the fire thing almost makes sense too
: ((People are fucking making these glass jokes for me aren't they
Chalor: flame
: ((Persaon))
: ((I swear
Chalor: flame
Chalor: flame
Muffet: laharl
Muffet: laharl
Muffet: laharl
Vaati: gets more wine.
Chalor: do you
Chalor: do you like bananas
Barchar: Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
Barchar: Yeah bananas are alright
Chalor: so you like bananas
Barchar: Yeah I guess
Chalor: you are a mmmmbitch that likes mmmbananas?
Barchar: This is a reference that I do not understand
Fellby: ((do you want a banana https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa9KcZ_EWwY
Chalor: no, no, let me get it straight
Chalor: you are a MMMMBIIIITCh that likes MMMMBananas?
Barchar: Sure
Chalor: would you like a banana
Barchar: Nah
Barchar: You're miles away over the Internet
Barchar: How you gonna getcher bitch-ass over here to give me a banana
Chalor: well see
Chalor: i know where you can find some bananas
Barchar: This is a dick joke isn't it
Chalor: not in this fucking room, theres where
Chalor: BEEEEEEEEEEEE-YETCH.
: High Priest Laharl [Chalor] kicked Bar!Chara [Barchar] from the chat.
: Thank fuck I'm not that person.
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Barchar: Okay you need to calm the fuck down about this shit
Vaati: ((if youre going to argue please take it to pms
Chalor: It's a joke from the bliddy plug, i'm not arguing.
Vaati: ((oh
Chalor: Don't turn this into an actual problem Flame because of a joke Kick, and we don't have to move to PMs.
: Vaati's connection timed out.
: What Laharl said.
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: Vaati's connection timed out.
: You just don't get the joke.
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Barchar: I am against the concept of a joke kick but eh yeah let's actually continue rping instead of getting into drama over glass jokes
: It's from the CaU plug.dj and it's a video Laharl has under his belt of moonshine and banana knives
: Alright
Jason Scott: "..."
Muffet: "Anyway. In the future, do not dump flammable things into the head of a fire elemental, especially without permission."
Jason Scott: "Yeah, I apologize."
Fellby: "I mean, if I was anticipating you touching me I'd turn down the heat."
Jason Scott: "Hey, at least something came out of this."
Vaati: downs a bottle of wine. Headcanon: alcohol can't affect him.
Chalor: Chalor is still literally just sitting at the couch sipping her drink.
Jason Scott: "I've never been told off by a spider and fire elemental."
Fellby: gets yet another text.
: Vaati's connection timed out.
Fellby: -This time, he bothers to look at it.-
Muffet: "Why haven't you blocked her?"
: ((Chalor must have a pretty fucking huge drink
Fellby: "She pays rather decently."
Muffet: "She must..."
Jason Scott: -He zips over to Chalor.-
Jason Scott: "Hello."
Barchar: mvm "So, is she the creepy stalker variety, or the slightly pathetic variety?"
Muffet: Muffet versus machine
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Chalor: "...Can't you just, walk?"
Fellby: "But after we're done fooling around she gets really drunk. She's the pathetic type."
Jason Scott: "I am just walking."
Jason Scott: "It makes things faster for everybody else, though."
Vaati: Extremely so.
Muffet: "Shame. Those are almost harder to ignore, they can really make you feel bad."
Chalor: "Good point, faster is usually better." She says, as a proud advocate of the Genocide Murder Dance.
: Muffet fights against waves of robot Muffets
Jason Scott: "So, you're looking sharp."
Jason Scott: -Yes that was a pun.-
: Pyro Muffet
Jason Scott: "Heh."
: Scout Muffet
Muffet: I half expected those texts to have been from ember or something and we were about to get serious.
Vaati: ((muffet fights mettaton
Muffet: Muffet versus Mettaton
Fellby: -Nah, I'm not ready to get serious-
Chalor: "..." She just goes fucking wideyed."
: And Relic is specifically reserved for the medic class.
Muffet: get on it valve.
Fellby: -Not quite et-
Chalor: "I'm going to fucking kill you."
Jason Scott: "Ah come on."
Jason Scott: "That was funny."
Frism: <...violent reaction.>
Chalor: Since Curves are wanted in Prismtale, guess what Edges and Sharp means.
Fellby: ((fucking edgelord
Chalor:
Jason Scott: "...Did I accidentally insult you?"
Jason Scott: "...I am not good at making friends from other dimensions."
Vaati: ((if muffet actually fought mettaton it could go one of two ways. either metta kicks the shit out of her, or muffet binds him in webs until he loses power before he can do things.
: >Searches up "Meloetta Medic"
: >Finds Minecraft skin
Frism:
Jason Scott: "Well, that's a compliment to people where I'm from."
Barchar: (seriously though for prismtale that's like your first words to somebody being "You look like shit" )
Vaati: ((yeah
Chalor: She looks fucking murderous.
Fellby: ((you look like TRESH
Chalor:
Frism:
Vaati: drinks more wine. Somehow, the burning feeling is calming.
Jason Scott: -He gets ready to zip away.-
Chalor: She's angled her elbows at Jason subtly.
Chalor: The fucking sharp as hell elbows.
Frism: her colors glitch, before settling into frism's. She yelps, moving her shoulders away from Jason. "Sorry, sorry,"
: ((I fucking found a Meloetta version of Hatsune Miku
Frism: "Uhm, in our dimension, being called 'sharp' is...a REALLY bad insult."
Barchar: (thats actually a fairly sensible crossover)
Jason Scott: "...Oh."
Jason Scott: "I really apologize."
Chalor: ((Thats one of my favorite pokemon fads imo
Vaati: ((hatsune mewtwo
Fellby: drinks some fireman liquor. His flames start to sparkle.
Chalor: ((People making fake Meloetta hairstyles
Jason Scott: "I meant to say you looked good, but at the same time make a pun."
: ((https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Nu5inFE_lGI/VZIZZGyRCAI/AAAAAAAACZ8/q9ovyzcbRTE/w872-h1024/Meloetta%2BMiku.jpg
Vaati: pulls out a phone. Apparently he got one.
Chalor: ((Brb finding a different melo for every time I RP Relic
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: ((http://orig08.deviantart.net/7aa2/f/2015/056/e/c/meloetta_hatsune_miku__vocaloid__form_by_melody1720-d8jgpst.png
Frism: "Right. Well, in our dimension, that means the exact opposite."
Vaati: reads a text. He types a response, sighing.
Jason Scott: "wow."
Barchar: (That's actually really fucking cute)
Jason Scott: "That's literally the worst coincidence I've had in a while."
Fellby: gets a text from... someone else.
Vaati: pockets it.
Frism: "Edges are considered...normal, at best. Commenting on how sharp somebody is is essentially calling them ugly."
: ((https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSHvQO6DbyR6FQxV5R-sMq6oBRR8_pTwpyphkNtPSY4sBf2P5l8
: ((Fuck I'm posting fanmade Meloetta forms now
Fellby: -It's a picture of someone's crotch. He wasn't expecting that.-
: Vaati's connection timed out.
: High Priest Laharl [Chalor] is now High Priest Laharl [].
Fellby: -He really should have, though.-
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: [do you like it]
: s
: /s
: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [Chalor].
Jason Scott: -He slides a finger across one of the sharp edges.-
: ((https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/25/2a/32/252a322d00241a68201b5461cdabed96.jpg
Frism: "Curves, however, are considered goo-" she recoils a bit.
Fellby: [not now man]
Chalor:
Jason Scott: "...Okay, I was curious at this point."
Jason Scott: :Is it like, actually like a knife? Because that's pretty cool."
Chalor: Frism likely would never let Chalor in hell sharpen the 'crystals'
Chalor: So they're probably really damn blunt for knives.
Frism: "Ugh...not knives."
Jason Scott: "I think it's cool."
: ((http://orig01.deviantart.net/fa37/f/2012/138/f/1/all_my_meloetta_formes_shiny_by_mudfree534-d509s3q.png
Chalor: http://img14.deviantart.net/7bc8/i/2011/196/d/2/meloetta__lullaby_forme_by_coyhamukos-d3t9xja.jpg
Frism: "Maybe a spear. But it'd be a pretty blunt spear."
Chalor: ((Yeah uh, guess what
: Vaati's connection timed out.
Chalor: ((Relic is gonna be using a different one of those forms every sess now
Barchar: (huh, okay)
: Vaati [Vaati] joined chat.
Barchar: (That's fine it me)
Chalor: ((Cause those things actually look really damn cool
: ((It could reflect her mood
: ((Also they do
Barchar: (there was one phantom of the Opera form that was neat)
Barchar: (and that lullaby form is fucking adorable)
Chalor: ((Waiting for the underwater level for the mermaid form
Barchar: (Oh siren meloetta nice)
Jason Scott: "Tell your other... person I'm sorry."
Chalor:
Barchar: (though I guess sirens are traditionally birds, not fish people)
Vaati: ...
: ((How did you fucking guess we would be going underwater
Fellby: ((birbs
Barchar: (...i don't know how they became mermaids)
Chalor: ((You forget i'm a master guesser
Vaati: I should leave.
Fellby: ((mermaid birbs
Barchar: (I kinda prefer that though)
Vaati: Goodbye all.
Fellby: "Alright, see you."
Chalor: ((IIRC Sirens are basically evil as fuck mermaids
Frism: "Her name is Chalor."
Vaati: warps out.
Jason Scott: "Ah. Sorry, Chalor."
Frism: "And I can confirm that she doesn't and probably won't forgive you."
Barchar: (kinda)
Chalor: ((I also like the image of Relic using a giant double-music note as headphones
Jason Scott: "...I get it. Like color."
: ((https://67.media.tumblr.com/881a7663a74ebe4df83e6df7ee767fd3/tumblr_nldjry4HMN1r14w82o1_500.png
Fellby: ((nope, they were bird people in the oddessy
Chalor: ((Frisky
Barchar: (more like just carnivorous mermaids/bird people)
Chalor: ((That pic
Chalor: ((She is the twist of her curl
Chalor: ((She has sung over 1000 times
Barchar: (not really evil per se)
: ((Would Relic listen to the Pokémon equivalent of Watsky
Chalor: ((Singing for combat
: Socially-Inept Bread [] disconnected.
: ((Also
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: ((Hah
Chalor: ((Singing for allies
Chalor: ((She is not sad she never got a route
Chalor: ((All her life is
Chalor: (([u]UNLIMITED DRILL WORKS[/u]
: Vaati [Vaati] is now ★Prismaton★ [★Prismaton★].
: ((Relic learned Drill Run!
★Prismaton★: Out with the edgelord, in with the glambot with two curves total.
: ((https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRjjhtXhyWODXDVURA4HIA3FK7zQPJD3iAd3_2R7nRYJ-m26XyK
★Prismaton★: Hello everyone.
Chalor:
Jason Scott: "Well, I best be off."
: Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline] disconnected.
Jason Scott: "Hello, and goodbye."
Frism: "Oh, hi prismaton."
★Prismaton★: Oh, a shame.
Fellby: "Oooh, Hello."
★Prismaton★: Hello, and goodbye to you.
Fellby: slicks back his flames.
★Prismaton★: Hi, Frism.
Muffet: "Hello there, have we met?"
Chalor: (( http://img14.deviantart.net/7bc8/i/2011/196/d/2/meloetta__lullaby_forme_by_coyhamukos-d3t9xja.jpg I caqn't get over how fucking adorable this is
Jason Scott: -He zips out of the bar through the anydoor. He must have known a code for his timeline.-
★Prismaton★: Oh, my, I don't believe so.
: ((I know right
: ((I am gonna go to sleep gn))
★Prismaton★: I'm Prismaton. And you two beauties may be?
★Prismaton★: ((gn
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Chalor: (( http://pre07.deviantart.net/4b35/th/pre/i/2013/195/f/1/legend_of_zelda__meloetta__prelude_forme_by_the9tard-d6di8ik.png
Fellby: "The name's Grillby, but you can call me Fellby."
: ((Sage: Holy shit you're cute Relic: Zis is just a stage, comrade))
Muffet: "My name is Muffet Arachne, deary."
★Prismaton★: Well, it is a pleasure.
Sage: ("Is you being adorable a hallucination too?")
Fellby: It's a pleasure to meet you, too.
Fellby: winks.
Chalor: (("Don't give ze shippers too much material, meine friend"))
: ((https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS2OaiMqlVF6CdmmStqAqAYH8e7vUMs9X5M1xt2hjpekjbDltgG
★Prismaton★: Oh, a charmer, aren't you?
: ((Sage: Oh god the shippers
Chalor: <...>
Fellby: "You bet your ass I am.
Chalor:
Chalor:
: ((Sage: THANK FUCK ALL THE SHIPPERS ARE DEAD
Chalor: ((HC: Prismaton is actually made of very little metal, and is made out of a metric fuckton of gemstones and other such 'clear' things.))
★Prismaton★: chuckles, a smirk on his face.
: ((So Prismaton is a fusion
Barchar: (I still figure that in prismtale a robot is a few steps away from a golem)
Muffet: pats his shoulder. "The best I've ever seen, at the very least."
Chalor: ((See, this is how I get to stupid fucking ideas like 'lol what if prismtale human's pupils have fucking gemstones in them to give color'))
★Prismaton★: ((most of him is probably some type of quartz but with wires to connect the soul, a robotic skeleton, and wiring for senses
: ((http://orig02.deviantart.net/87d6/f/2011/225/7/9/trade_with_awesomeserperior_by_jellojolteon2000-d46erv6.png
★Prismaton★: ((and a speaker
Fellby: ((prismaton was rose quartz and gave birth to steven
: ((So in your universe Earth is filled with gems
Chalor:
Chalor:
Barchar: (basically)
★Prismaton★: ((prismaton's slightly pinkish bits are likely not rose quartz
Chalor:
Frism:
★Prismaton★: You are quite beautiful.
: ((http://t09.deviantart.net/Qa2s2mfUZpk70hsV4NQXYZ5ej_Y=/300x200/filters:fixed_height(100,100):origin()/pre09/d98c/th/pre/f/2011/222/1/0/commish_for_bonsly209_by_jellojolteon2000-d464h40.png
Chalor: She hangs off the end of a pedestal in the zen garden, nodding, still hanging upside down.
★Prismaton★: So... curved, and fluid.
Fellby: turns slightly blue. "Aw, please, I'm looking at the beautiful one."
★Prismaton★: Oh, hush.
★Prismaton★: 's face gains a very faint tint of pink.
Chalor: ((Sage Mega Evolves, but can fly for some reason, the reason is because Relic is just using psychic to back up the wings
Chalor: ((Regular mega absols can't fly due to their size
Fellby: ((fellby: i was talking about my wife you shit
: ((Another problem with Showdown now iS THE FUCKING FANMADE MELOETTA FORMS DON'T EXIST
Chalor: ((Eh, we can say she goes to Pirouette before every fight
: ((Sure
★Prismaton★: ((i should draw a cool meloetta form
Barchar: (yeah)
: ((Also while searching up shit related to Meloetta and I found this fucking comic))
Barchar: (I'm not sure how you'll handle boss battles)
Fellby: runs his finger around the rim of his glass. "So what brings you here, beautiful?"
: ((Or some shit
★Prismaton★: sits by Fellby, smiling.
Chalor: ((You could actually give Sage and Relic Plus and Minus as abilities)
Chalor: ((So that in double battles they work as a team better
: ((And Meloetta had a crush on Darkrai
: ((And I laughed because it was so ironic
★Prismaton★: Well, Frism mentioned this place and I thought I might visit when I'm off work.
Chalor: ((Meloetta/Darkrai is actually a huge fucking pokeship you know
: ((I had no fucking idea let me see
★Prismaton★: Everyone here is so beautiful and interesting.
Chalor: (( http://orig10.deviantart.net/998c/f/2014/104/3/c/meloetta_cursed_form__universa_by_darkness_darkrai-d74wqtb.png This exists.
Barchar: (why are there pokeships)
Fellby: "Really now?"
Chalor:
: ((And this. http://orig11.deviantart.net/6da0/f/2011/060/6/4/love_starts_at_dusk_preveiw_by_generalgibby-d3aoty0.png
Chalor: Him*
★Prismaton★: Oh, yes.
Frism: "...Uh...Chalor says 'thanks for the compliment.'"
★Prismaton★: ...You're welcome.
Chalor:
★Prismaton★: was talking about everyone else.
Chalor: http://orig10.deviantart.net/998c/f/2014/104/3/c/meloetta_cursed_form__universa_by_darkness_darkrai-d74wqtb.png I repeat. This shit exists.
★Prismaton★: said that sarcastically
Chalor: Chalor knows that.
Frism: shrugs. "She told me to say it. I saw no harm."
★Prismaton★: turns back to Fellby.
: ((https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9f/e3/05/9fe3051ad61ccd1b6fe9f97ff459acd6.jpg
★Prismaton★: shrugs back.
★Prismaton★: Anyway.
: I could fucking troll you and curse Relic so she looks like that
Chalor: Prismaton could've either denied it and insulted Frism's body, or accepted it sarcastically and let Chalor get a laugh
: But I'm not that much of an asshole
Sage: ("RELIC YOU NEED TO GET OFF ME BACK, THE EDGE HURTS TOO MUCH")
★Prismaton★: I've never seen so many beautifully rounded people at once.
Fellby: "Ahhh, you like my curves, huh?"
★Prismaton★: Yes, oh, there are so many!
: ((http://img02.deviantart.net/7295/i/2013/144/c/3/ask_meloetta__39_by_the9tard-d66ftsi.png
Fellby: "Maybe if you're good I'll let you take a closer look..."
: ((That fucking exists
: ((meLOETTA IN OPTIMUS
: ((fucking
: ((PRIME
Chalor: http://orig14.deviantart.net/e777/f/2012/069/8/e/meloetta_radiance_form_by_requestfag-d4sc68y.png
Barchar: (That's kind of awesome)
★Prismaton★: Oh, darling... I'd love to.
Fellby: "Ooooh, wonderful."
: Why. http://orig09.deviantart.net/038a/f/2014/168/1/f/universa_by_darkness_darkrai-d7mspxq.png
Chalor: ((Segment where the entire cast gets turned into humanish gijinkas
Chalor: ((Relic stays the exact same
Chalor: (("Human enough."))
: If I ever plan to do that
: It's not going to be in the main storyline
★Prismaton★: ((sterling looks pretty much exactly as they used to, but silvery and with a tail
Barchar: (you can't tell me that with all those mouths her singing doesn't sound awesome)
Barchar: [s]make it a nightmare[/s]
Chalor: ((Also, Flame
Chalor: ((When we did the simulation
Chalor: ((It was actually based around the prospect of a boss fight
Chalor: ((With one level 150+ pokemon on the enemy team
Chalor: ((And three pokemon at a time ganging up on them out of six
Fellby: leans a little closer to Prismaton.
Chalor: Chalor mentally rolls her eyes.
Barchar: (what if we have more than that, though?)
: ((I'm going to test it for one chapter
: ((And we'll have a vote
Frism: is a bit uncomfortable around the blatant sexuality of Fellby and Muffet, considering.
Chalor: ((Well lets see
: ((If it works out we'll keep it and use calc sometimes
Chalor: ((Excluding Prinny, who can mostly filler
: ((If it doesn't work out
Muffet: is just smiling at the two of them.
: ((We keep Calc
: ((And just calc
Chalor: ((We have Steelix, Lucario, Meloetta, Absol, Wooper, and Flareon
Chalor: ((Anyone i'm missing?
Barchar: (we could probably do something to Calc for us, without doing it manually that isn't showdown)
: ((Kirlia
: ((Also
Barchar: (though it might be hard to do it)
Chalor: ((Oh right and the Kirlia that never fucking shows up
Chalor: ((Then again, I can't talk
Barchar: (kirlias been showing up for the past few sessions)
: ((Bloo has been RPing Kirlia
Barchar: (...she fucking vales.)
Chalor: ((But yeah, thats 7, I guarantee you all seven of us won't be on there at once
: ((Yeah
: ((Bloo kinda..
Barchar: (blood)
: ((Did it right at first
: ((Now Kirlia memes
: ★Prismaton★'s connection timed out.
Chalor: ((Taka and Kirlia should join a fucking club together
: ((They should
Chalor: ((Anyways, thats 7 people
Chalor: ((I myself will personally volunteer to sit out fights if we really have 7 damn people here
Chalor: ((In one session
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: Smolapeño's connection timed out.
Chalor: ((At the same time
: Smolapeño [Smolster] joined chat.
: ((Also if Showdown doesn't work out
Chalor: ((That all feel like battling in PMD
Chalor: ((Theres also the Pokemon Damage Calculator I showed you
Fellby: "So, baby..."
: ((^
★Prismaton★: Should we take this somewhere else?
: ((I was about to mention that
: ((We could use that
Fellby: "Do you want to?"
★Prismaton★: Only if you do.
★Prismaton★: ((im going to bed so have this excuse
Chalor: ((Now, lets face it, we're likely never getting 7 people doing PMD at once
★Prismaton★: ((for me leaving
: ((We have gotten six at once
Fellby: winks. "Let's go, cutie."
Fellby: ((i'm going to bed too so
Chalor: ((Just enough for a 6v1 boss fight
Barchar: (its mostly just been me, mv, bloo and tri)
★Prismaton★: gets up. "Oh, yes."
Chalor: ((I'm gonna start showing up a bit more
: ((Slarv is sometimes there
★Prismaton★: Toodles, darlings!
Barchar: (with you that'll hopefully be 5 that show up)
: ((Also cool
Barchar: (oh slarv right)
Chalor: ((Also, Frisky, I highly reccomend you set Dewts level above 100
★Prismaton★: leaves to do the do
Fellby: "See you later, Muffet!"
: ((I should
★Prismaton★: ((gn
Barchar: (tbh can you blame me for forgetting him)
Fellby: goes with him.
: ★Prismaton★'s connection timed out.
Chalor: ((To even out with the stats of the fucking better pokemon in the group
Muffet: "See you, Cheri."
Chalor: ((Flame, careufl what you say here
Fellby: ((gn everyone
: ((It might be hard to transfer my system to Showdown but I'll make it work for that one session
Chalor: (('Can you blame me for forgetting him' can be taken wwaaaay differently than I assume you meant
: ((Then if we all agree that we should keep it
Barchar: (no, no, nothing against slarv)
: ((I'll make it work
: Smolapeño's connection timed out.
: Fellby [Fellby] disconnected.
Barchar: (blazefire has just been going full plenair)
Chalor: ((I need to RP Pleinair more
: ((Nah Slarv said Blazefire is returning to normal
: ((But he'll be slightly different
Barchar: (I just mean that he has been lately, but that's good)
Chalor: ((Random damn suggestions:
: ((Suggest away
Chalor: ((Give Sterling Cute Charm instead of whatever Steelixes give.
: ((Alright.
Chalor: ((Give Sage and Relic Plus and Minus maybe
Chalor: ((Give Prinny the ability Aftermath
Chalor: ((And hand Dewt imposter /s
: ((Also Laharl have you had any problems with PMD besides no Showdown an[color=#ff0000]D THE CHAPTER 6 EDGE[/COLOR]
Chalor: ((Not really
: ((Alright
: ((If you do
Barchar: (the edge has mostly gone)
: ((Tell me
Barchar: (the red animal water has really just become red water)
: ((I like to hear your opinions and what I can improve on
Barchar: (that tastes like shit)
: ((^
Barchar: (but is otherwise totally safe)
Chalor: ((Just remember, no matter what
Chalor: ((Sterling has had worse
Chalor: (( /s
Barchar: (I'm also actually giving sage a backstory so that's fine)
Barchar: (fun*)
: ((Right Chapter 8 mainly focused on calmness and feels at like the very end
: ((And it worked
Barchar: (also all his pack is named after spices. Because.)
Barchar: (chapter 8 was great.)
Chalor: ((Absol named Cilan
: ((The red water is what it was originally intended to be
: ((Food colored water that tastes like shit
Barchar: (we got to actually develop our characters a fair amount, which is always nice)
Chalor: ((Okay, so i've got a problem
Chalor: ((I've found out I can connect to Starbound servers
: ((You can
Chalor: ((however, my acc is lockd, so i'm forever Offline
: ((Fuck
Chalor: ((Meaning I can't join friend's games through steam
: ((I wish I could join your game
Barchar: (how do you unlock your account)
Chalor: ((Steam support, but at the rate steam support moves
Barchar: (oh boy, good luck)
Chalor: It would be faster to make a fucking alt, buy starbound, and play that)
: ((I got a refund in like
Barchar: (might as well try, but glhf)
: ((A few minutes
Barchar: (refunds went fast)
: ((Of a game I didn't like
: ((True
Barchar: (but other shit, not so much)
: http://pre10.deviantart.net/1bb8/th/pre/i/2012/292/7/5/ask_meloetta__13_by_the9tard-d5iatvo.png
Chalor: ((Lemme see soemthing
Chalor: ((If I go to peoples accs
Chalor: ((Maybe I can join them
Chalor: ((Hm
: ((By the way Laharl
Chalor: ((When you all play, do you just join eachothrs games
Chalor: ((Or do you use an IP
: ((We just join the host's game
Chalor: ((Well fuck
: ((Also Bloo could of made Relic x Sage porn but he didn't because it was a joke
: aesthetic god bloo [] joined chat.
: (( >he
: aesthetic god bloo [] disconnected.
: ((Speak of the devil
: ((they*
Barchar: (HE tried but iirc his shit crashed a lot)
Barchar: (they*)
: ((Nah they didn't want to do it thank god
: ((I don't want to see that shit
Barchar: (Sage evidently does not want shit made of him because he refused it when bloo tried to aesthetics him too)
Barchar: ([s]wimp[/s] [s]normie[/s])
: aesthetic god bloo [] joined chat.
: ((I swear Relic x Sage is going to be that one joke ship that never happens but is always joked about over the stupidest things
: (( Fuck you I will seriously whip that shit up right now
: (( Now I'm mad
: ((Oh god
Barchar: (oh shit bloo is doing it out of hate now)
: ((FUCKING NORMAL FAGS
Barchar: (you're fucked frisky)
: ((GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
Barchar: (fucked up your agendered ass)
: ((My ass is untouchable
: ((Only the most purest of hands can touch it
: ((Which are my own
Barchar: (good thing bloo won't be using their hands then)
: (( I am crafting this shit with my own fucking crystallized rage
: ((Bloo are you seriously doing it
: ((Please no
Barchar: (you don't have to look at it if you don't want to frisky)
: (( You pushed me to the point of doing this
Barchar: (bloo can't force you to do it)
: ((No I fucking didn't
: (( http://i.imgur.com/iEKEQH5.png
: ((LAHARL HELP
: ((I DON'T WANT THIS SHIT
Chalor: ((You ndug this hole
: ((Laharl: this isn't my problem -walks out-
Chalor: ((Now pick your ass back out of it
: ((Alright
: ((Bloo
: ((I will not click any of your links now
: ((Fuck ofd
: (( I never said I would draw porn you fucking dipshit
: ((Fuck of d!
: ((Well that makes this hole a little better
Barchar: (oh shit)
Chalor:
Barchar: (THE AESTHETIC RETURNS)
: (( I can't believe I woke up in the middle of the fucking night for this
Frism:
Chalor:
: ((Verpiss dich dummkopf
Chalor:
Barchar: (WILL SAGE AVOID THE A E S T H E T I C THIS TIME)
Frism:
: ((FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON
Chalor:
: ((DRAGON BALL PMD
Chalor:
Chalor:
: ((-pulls out cross-
: ((BLOO
: ((VERPISS DICH DUMMKOPF
: (( Yeah no fuck you I'm not falling for that shit
: (( Fuck off
: ((What
: ((You're not falling for what
: ((My cross?
: ((-waves it-
: ((May the power of Christ compell you
Chalor: http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/386/673/892.jpg
Frism:
: https://youtu.be/Awc1ZJVxXhU?t=1m42s
Chalor:
: ((BLOO ICH VERDAMMT RIP IHRE DICK AUS UND BRENN SIE IN MY BLOODY BATHTUB
: (( Fucking stop, seriously
: ((What am I even doing
: ((I just yelled at you in German
: ((I don't get what you're trying to say
: ((I'll stop using Google Translate for that I guess
Frism:
Chalor:
Chalor:
Frism:
Chalor:
: ((Relic just starts speaking in German the whole chapter
Frism:
: ((And everybody else is just like "why"
Chalor:
Chalor: ((Plot twist, Relic is russian
: ((Relic: Mein comrade..
Frism:
: ((I'd imagine Relic learned German from Hoopa when they were younger
Frism:
: ((Hoopa: A dummkopf is an idiot!
Chalor:
: ((Relic: You're a dummkopf.
: ((Hoopa: .. Oh.))
Barchar: (Relic: "I NEED TO USE ZHIS CONSTANTLY" )
Chalor:
: (( Aesthetic mutations http://i.imgur.com/JC0EYUn.png
Chalor:
Frism:
Chalor:
: (( I'm actually going through with this now
: ((Relic: Verpiss dich
Chalor:
: ((Hoopa: Cousin, I.. you've learned well?
: ((Relic: VERPISS DICH
Chalor: ((Relic dissapeared off into the fucking sunset for like, a Millenia as legendaries are prone to do
Chalor: ((Showed back up with a german accent and knowing how to speak a fucking language
Chalor:
: ((Hoopa is pretty much the only one along with Relic who knows german
Chalor:
Chalor: ((They talk shit about the party in german))
: ((Of course they would
: ((Hoopa would probably just discuss the party's flaws
Frism:
: ((Relic just goes full on insult
Chalor:
Chalor:
Chalor:
Barchar: (Sage is the only one relic doesn't just tear the fuck into, but she's not exactly praising)
: ((I don't know if Relic would tear the fuck into Hoopa. Yet.
Chalor: ((Relic has fucking paragraphs about Auron Sterling and Dewt
Frism:
: ((She would tear the fuck into those three yes
Chalor:
: ((But I think she would go easy on Hoopa just because she's her brother
: ((Cousin*
: ((Shit
: (( I'm going to get this on YouTube by the end of the night
: ((Hoopa is both genderfluid and agender just so I don't have to keep forgetting he's a they all the time
Barchar: (hoopa is shadegender)
Barchar: (they're all of them and yet none of them at the same time)
: ((Hoopa: Do you wanna play che-- Relic: No. Hoopa: Checkers? Relic: No. Hoopa: Ring around the rosie? Girls like that, right? Relic: We are millennia old, mein cousin. Hoopa: Uh.. I.. that game where I mess around with my rings? Relic: That got old years ago. Hoopa: Then-- Relic: Halt die klappe. Hoopa: -frowns-
Barchar: (what does I assume that means 'stop your shit' or something of the sort)
: ((It means "shut up"
Barchar: (So, close)
: (( Almost finished
: (( 28 seconds of chroma keying and aesthetic
: (( I just found the best clip to use
: (( From the 1979 film Alien
: (( An alien bursts out of a man's chest, violently
: (( Yes, this will go very well
: ((I'd imagine Relic to fucking ignore Hoopa often when he starts to bug her
Chalor: ((Suddenlky
Chalor: ((Relic: "NERF DIS"))
Chalor: (("SINCE WHEN WERE YOU KORE-*BOOM*")
: ((Hoopa: STOP IGNORING ME I DON'T LIKE IT WAAAAAHHHHHH Relic: -pulls out a present-
: ((Relic: -hands it to hoopa-
: ((Hoopa: Oh? -opens it-
: ((Relic: Surprise motherfucker
: ((The present explodes in Hoopa's face
: (( Alright
: (( Just need to add some music, render, and upload
: ((I found Relic
: ((http://fi.rdn.io/file/meloetta-20140812T044608-r8jpc35.png
: ((Laharl confirm
Chalor: ((Yeaaah
Chalor: ((P much
: (( ok, rendering
: ((I'm going to go the hell to bed
: ((Goodie nightie
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: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2-OPbd5Jus
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Loni Leyline: (tri you still up?
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: ((Morning))
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Loni Leyline: ((moring
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Cowboy Kid: ((apparently theres a jontron minecraft server
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Cowboy Kid: ((hi
Chiaki Nanami: ((Hi
Chiaki Nanami: ((Ok son, Imma get switched soon if everything goes ok
Cowboy Kid: ((neato
Loni Leyline: (what does that mean?
: Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline] is now Yazan [Yazan].
Chiaki Nanami: ((Me and azzy switch plases
Chiaki Nanami: ((*places
Yazan: (also the more I think about it, the more I think the joker was complete crap
Yazan: ((oh yea
Chiaki Nanami: ((I knew the joker sucked
Syphon: ((hello
Yazan: ((I feel like they cut out everythintg that was going to make his character
Yazan: ((morning tri
Yazan: ((and really showed nothing about him, and I did not like the relation between him and Harley, because it was the opposite
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Chiaki Nanami: ((Well rip switch
Yazan: ((go ahead I'm going to bed
Yazan: ((just share some quick thoughts about Meme squad
Chalor: ((Ayy lmao
Syphon: ((hi laharl
Chiaki Nanami: ((The hypnotist is going to bed rip
Syphon: ((and gn yaz
Chalor: ((Hey Slarv, you guys play MC together?
Chiaki Nanami: ((Yep
Chalor: ((I'm out of Texas, meaning I might be able to join you
Chiaki Nanami: ((Sweet
Chiaki Nanami: ((I can get the IP
Chiaki Nanami: ((play.mc-gladiators.com
Chiaki Nanami: ((We use factions
Chalor: ((K, i'm gonna join and play around for a bit.
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Fellby: ((i am going to make
Fellby: ((some motherfucking scrambled eggs
Syphon: ((hi chime
Syphon: ((and thank you for reminding me to eat
Fellby: ((np, i have to do it for myself so
Chiaki Nanami: ((I FOUND OUT WHY THE COW SPAWNER IS BROKE
Chalor: ((Slar, name is SoleCalisto in MC
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Syphon: ((i wonder if we should do something on cau for undertale's birthday
Cowboy Kid: ((the cow spawner needs grass
Chalor: ((Check faction list
Chalor: 'Ardis'
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Chalor: 'I wonder which one Slarvs in.'
Chiaki Nanami: ((Don't go f home
Chiaki Nanami: ((Someone just tped in with a bunch of pals
Chiaki Nanami: ((I think we just got into a war with a large faction, and by extent have basically lost
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Chalor: ((Woops.jpg?
Chiaki Nanami: ((Some guy flew into my base, brought 3 buddies after I killed him, and took all my shit
Chiaki Nanami: ((Server sucked anyway, and I was the only one who played on it
Chalor: ((They still there?
Chiaki Nanami: ((Probably
Chiaki Nanami: ((I logged out
Chiaki Nanami: ((So as to not lose enough power to get our land claimed
Chalor: ((Oh.
Chalor: ((I stepped out of spawn and got camped.
Chiaki Nanami: ((Now I rememebr why I stopped playing factions
Chalor: ((They are currently camping me at the faction spawn
Chalor: ((Yep, fuck this
Chiaki Nanami: ((Yeppp
Chiaki Nanami: ((Wanna play sg or some shit
Chalor: ((Sure why the fuck not
Chalor: ((Toss me an IP
Chalor: ((And warning: I suck at SG
Chiaki Nanami: ((Well i haven't played it in like a year
Chalor: ((Same
Chalor: ((MC name?
Chiaki Nanami: ((us1.mcsg.in
Chiaki Nanami: ((Furret2000
Chalor: ((SoleCalisto
Chalor: ((Nobody is fucking here
Chiaki Nanami: ((Players are prolly turned off
Chiaki Nanami: ((Or everyone's in a game lobby
Chalor: ((Which lobby?
Chalor: ((Joining SG 352
Chiaki Nanami: ((I had to rejoin
Chiaki Nanami: ((Signs arent fuckin loading
Chalor: ((Games starting
Chiaki Nanami: ((Ech, I can't fucking find which one it is
Chalor: ((AAAND I JUST FUCKED LAGGED OUT AND DIED
Chalor: ((Starting to remember why I don't play MC pvp anymore
Chiaki Nanami: ((Lemme try and get in the same server
Chiaki Nanami: ((The best strategy in mc pvp is don't
Chalor: ((Nah, just remembered I freaking hate SG kek
Chiaki Nanami: ((Kek
Chalor: mc.elyssiamc.com
Chiaki Nanami: ((Whazzat
Chalor: ((Idk i'm picking a server off my list
Chalor: ((Join Elyssia
Chiaki Nanami: ((It aint loading
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Chiaki Nanami: ((Just stays at loading terrain
DamnDude: (( i am vert confused right now ))
Syphon: ((hi dd
Chalor: ((I'm in
DamnDude: (( BTW Not on mobile anymore ))
Chalor: ((I've played here apparently
Syphon: ((nice
Chalor: ((Sweet DD>
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Chalor: ((OH I KNOW WHAT THIS IS
Chalor: ((THIS IS THE SERVER WITH ALLT HOSE FUCKING ENCHANTMENTS
Chalor: ((AND CUSTOM ITEMS
Cowboy Kid: ((the best redstone block ever: http://imgur.com/a/Jw82j
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Chiaki Nanami: ((Oh is that why it didn't load
Chalor: ((Retry
Chalor: ((It's actually pretty cool
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DamnDude: (( It's not letting me join the server at all ))
Chalor: ((Q_Q
Chiaki Nanami: ((I'm on
Chalor: ((Should I make the party or you
Chiaki Nanami: ((You do it
Chiaki Nanami: ((I don't know shit about towny
DamnDude: (( Slar did it let you past the logging in portion, because it cuts me off there ))
Chiaki Nanami: ((Yeah
Chiaki Nanami: ((After a long while
DamnDude: (( See it keeps giving me null exceptions, and I just copied and pasted laharls server he posted ))
Chalor: Slarv has run off into the sunset
Chiaki Nanami: im getting supplies
Chalor: I'm fishing for gear using the plugins
Chalor: ((I got the food supplies
Chiaki Nanami: Got wood and seeds
Chalor: ./party join CaU Miyu
Chiaki Nanami: this command does not work for offline players
Chalor: ((?
Chalor: Thanks fam
Chiaki Nanami: That's what it's telling me
Chalor: Oh well.
Chalor: I'll be fishing up food and gear for us
Chiaki Nanami: Silk touch sword
Chalor: ((Nice
Chalor: ((Just fished a fire protection pickaxe
Fellby: ((i just ate three eggs
Chalor: ((Did those poor eggs insult your ancestors or something
Fellby: ((i was hungry
Chiaki Nanami: The chest in the base is unlocked
Chalor: Alright, I unlocked the furnace
Chalor: I'll be throwing in the fishing loot in there, take what you want
Chiaki Nanami: I'm about to pass out so
Chiaki Nanami: brb in an hour or two idk
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Syphon: ((i erased a single piece of slime
Syphon: ((oblivion ensued and the slime dropped me into the core
Syphon: ((rip
Fellby: ((wow
Fellby: ((i just passed out and when i woke up starbound was loaded
Syphon: ((wowie
Syphon: ((i assume hylotl's are on ocean planets, but the two i've seen are pretty desolate
Fellby: ((you gotta go under the sea
Fellby: ((it might take a while to find them, it did for me
Syphon: ((oh okay
Syphon: ((i did that, didn't find anything, but that makes sense
Fellby: ((you'll know you found one when you see the airlock
Chalor: (("You fished up a mythicdrops item!"
Chalor: "IT's lit tnt!)
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Chalor: ((just had the most cancerous enderman fight
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Chalor: ((And entire guild just gave me all their muns
Chalor: ((Because they wanted to restart
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DamnDude: (( Im on mobile again, because my mom wanted to go shopping out of the blue ))
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Chiaki Nanami: ((Hello bread
Cowboy Kid: ((hi
Chiaki Nanami: ((There is a new episode today
: ((Oh but))
: Bit*
: Boy*
: I'm ired
: Fuck
DamnDude: (( Who fired you bread /s ))
: ((I'm tired))
Chiaki Nanami: ((After that imma binge watch bojack horseman
Chiaki Nanami: ((If I can find somewhere to totally legally stream it online totally
Chiaki Nanami: she went back home since chara never came, and she had school
DamnDude: (( Im friends with a bunch of pirates ))
DamnDude: (( At least give me your best pirate impression ))
Chiaki Nanami: ((jar
Chara_Dreemurr: -She goes to the bar. And I'm pretty sure she came yesterday.-
DamnDude: (( Boooooooooooooooooo ))
: ((Jar jar))
DamnDude: (( I said i wanted a pirate impression, not the worst star wars character ))
Chiaki Nanami: well, she said "I'm putting my pants on" and then didn't come until I had to go so
: ((Yeah, I know))
Chiaki Nanami: went home sad
: ((That came didn't mean what you thought it meant Slarv))
Chara_Dreemurr: "...Fuck Chiaki left."
Chiaki Nanami: ((Oh
Chiaki Nanami: ((why didn't i get that
: ((Cause ur a dum))
Chara_Dreemurr: -She tries to text her.-
Chiaki Nanami: ((The future arc is so fucking stupid
Chiaki Nanami: ((I love it but it's so stupid
Chiaki Nanami: the texts don't connect...
Chiaki Nanami: is not reachable at this moment
Chara_Dreemurr: "Damnit..."
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Chara_Dreemurr: -She puts the fake uniform on. She's about 99% sure this won't work, but hey. Worth a shot.-
Chara_Dreemurr: -To the school she goes.-
Cowboy Kid: ((ayy spooder spawner
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The Shadow: ((hai. anyone who's actually here))
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Syphon: ((i am semi-here
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Chiaki Nanami: ((Btw we got raided
The Shadow: ((oh
DamnDude: (( What ))
The Shadow: ((by who/what?
DamnDude: (( When? ))
: ((Why am I not surprised))
The Shadow: ((yeah. when too
Chiaki Nanami: ((By some guy who flew into the base, set his home, and brought his pals
: ((Oh fucking))
: ((Donation bullshit))
The Shadow: ((ah. i thought you meant the msparp
Chiaki Nanami: ((I died, then logged off so we didn't lose more power because I was NOT gonna beat 3 dudes with full brawler sets
: ((That's BS))
Chiaki Nanami: ((Made me remember why I didn't play factions much
DamnDude: (( So overall, that server was worse than the one we were on ))
Chiaki Nanami: ((Yep
: ((We should get a vanilla/semi-vanilla faction server))
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: ((No donation perks))
: (( Are there anymore BoJack episodes
: (( I watched S1 and 2
Chiaki Nanami: ((There's a third season but idk where
Chiaki Nanami: ((Aside from netflix
: (( There's a season 3 on netflix?
: (( How the fuck did I miss this
: ((Or))
: ((We could find a survival server))
: ((Aka factions without raiding))
Chiaki Nanami: ((Or just a no-raiding fac server
: (( Bojack is on 123movies
: ((That's a survival server))
: ((Survival servers have chest protection, and land claiming, that you can't claim over))
Chalor: ((I'm having fun in this ellysia server
: (( heY, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD
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Chalor: ((You guys wanna play?
Syphon: ((done with starbound for now
Chalor: ((I'm playng MC.
Syphon: ((ik
Syphon: ((can't play though, done with starbound because it really heats my computer, mc will do the same
Syphon: ((as well as mc only running at 4 fps
The Shadow: ((feels bad man
The Shadow: ((none of you guys [that i have added on steam] have magicka. that's like, a steam crime.
Syphon: ((oh yeah i forgot about that game
Chiaki Nanami: ((All 3 seasons of bojack horseman are on the totally legal streaming site kisscartoon
Chalor: ((I have Magicka
Chalor: ((But, my acc is locked
The Shadow: ((and, i never added you,
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The Shadow: ((but of course, gmod is the [not f2p] game that almost everyone on my friends list own
Chalor: ((Kek
The Shadow: ((but then, only a few have half life 2
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Syphon: ((and none have half life 3
Chalor: ((I have HL2
The Shadow: ((once again, i never added you. and your account is locked currently
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Barchar: (What if Halfe-life 3 is hidden in bad rats, and we just need to find out how to unlock it)
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Syphon: ((or bad rats is half life 3
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Barchar: (the reason we haven't gotten any information about the game in years is because it's already out and we just don't know it)
The Shadow: ((or. plot twist. portal 1 is half life 3. this whole time
Chiaki Nanami: ((This show is pretty funny
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Chalor: ((Towny: You can join minecraft to pay taxes
Chalor: ((I'm going to get fucking kicked out of town
Chalor: ((This is the shittiest house
Chalor: e
Chiaki Nanami: ((Episode 1 was good but I can't wait for this show to crush my soul
Chalor: ((I've made the fucking pink lemonade wooden house from hell
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Syphon: ((rip chat
Chalor: Mousou express intensifies
DamnDude: (( I have fucking fortune street now ))
Syphon: ((Fortune street is good
DamnDude: (( For $10 to surprise the hell out of my friends, yeah ))
Chalor: Another small, white, note falls into the bar.
: High Priest Laharl [Chalor] is now High Priest Laharl [].
DamnDude: (( Laharl please wait like 30 minutes im still not home ))
Syphon: ((oh good, when nobody's there
: 'Yo, anyone there? Just like, wave the note around if you are.'
Chara_Dreemurr: -She waves the note around.-
: Another note falls.
: 'Get ready for another game, the rules have changed.'
: 'You've got 30 minutes to prepare'
Chara_Dreemurr: "Okay."
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Chiaki Nanami: ((Parp dies
: '-Zly'
Syphon: ((test?
Syphon: ((parp isn't dying
DamnDude: (( Parp lives ))
Syphon: ((oh it was dying? okay
: ((What game is now))
DamnDude: (( Brb ))
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DamnDude: (( I ))
DamnDude: (( Am ))
DamnDude: (( [s]life[/s] Alive ))
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: Gimme a bit
: I'm dominating on diep.io
DamnDude: (( DAMN YOU SLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR: http://prntscr.com/c36hhi ))
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: Mfw one-shotting fools while Yuri Flower blares
DamnDude: (( Now, do I play fortune street alone like a loner, or wait until my friends can play it ))
: Another note falls into the bar
: 'Ready?'
: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Lua [Lua].
Lua: begins to wake up with a note on his face.
: 73.2.130.13
Lua: "...The hell?"
: 'Hardcore mode enabled, unlimited mana.'
: 'Now you've done it.'
: 'It's showtime.'
Lua: (( It's not letting me join __
Syphon: ((oh shit
: ((just made the server
Lua: (( 1.2, right? ))
: ((Yep
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3JTehliVzo
: 'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA'
Lua: (( OK hold the phone ))
Lua: (( Does Yellow just not work in hardore ))
: ((Nah, it works fine
: ((You jsut got utterly clusterfucked
Lua: (( I was shooting things and they were not dying ))
: 'Alright, alrighty I give.'
: 'Lets do this again.'
: 'One shot, one kill.'
: 'One card at a time.'
: 'Dodge.'
Lua: is apparently being bombarded with paper
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: ((Welp
: Won't let me make the server, oen sec
: 'Games up, your move.'
Lua: swats all the paper off of him.
: Goddamn these papers are flying out of nowhere.
: 'Cheater.'
: ...
: Games bugged, won't add cards.
Lua: (( This mode is kinda buggy ))
: 'screw this.'
Lua: (( I didn't get a card the last round ))
: 'I'm just gonna keep the token bro, if you don't mind.'
: 'We'll try again later, have fun.'
Lua: (( What the hell, I haven't been able to play this at all and you're gonna call it after one round ))
: 'Heh'
: ((>Implying
Cowboy Kid: ((>implying implications
: ((Like good ol' Zak is just gonna leave
: 'That means close the game.'
Lua: "...Alright, what kind of mad paper god did I upset today"
: The server is still up.
: 'Fuck it, i'm leaving.'
: 'Fight the AI or something.'
Barchar: "Do you anger many mad paper gods?"
Lua: (( You left on my side Laharl, and never told me the server was up __
: 'Damnit, shoulda.'
: 'Whatever'
: 'Fuck this'
: 'Take the ghoddamn token'
: 'I suck'
: ((I'm irrationally fucking pissed rk
: ((Why the fuck did I suck so badly in three turns
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Lua: (( Laharl I want a legit game, I don't give a shit about the token right now ))
: ((Well see, I have two irl people yelling at me
: ((And my game is deciding it doesn't want to do shit randomly
: 'It's underneath the damn coaster.'
Lua: "Well, it's not normally paper gods, but you get the idea."
: ((So i'm currently dodging between doing this and trying to not do this
: ((Because of last minute fucking issues
Lua: (( Well then tell me it's a bad time to do it instead of saying "Oh fuck this" after the game has one issue ))
: ((I'll keep that in mind next time
: ((Thanks for calling my ass out, i'll fix this for a bit
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Lua: (( Because I thought you wanted to stop because the game was bugged, not because you had IRL issues ))
: ((it's fine
Lua: "...Alright, maybe I should have paid attention to whatever these papers were trying to tell me, because it says something about 'It's under the damn coaster' and I don't know if that's ransom money or something important"
: It's referring to the bar coasters.
: Lua probly thinks he just nfound a dead body note
Lua: was referring to the it, not the coasters themselves.
Lua: looks under a random coaster. "Wonder what this is?"
: Suppoor token get.
: You're now super poor.
Lua: "...What?"
Lua: "...Wonder if there's something under all the coasters."
: There is actually.
: There are four coasters in the bar, one had a support token.
Lua: begins to check the other bar coasters, considering there's not only one person who drinks here at a time.
: Coaster #2 has some kind of keychain on it.
: The keychain is of what looks like an iEye. the eye moves to look at Lua.
Barchar: "You know, in the future, if you're getting harrassed by a disembodied note-passing being over some material posession hidden in the bar, you could, like, ask the person who's effectively omniscient as far as the bar is concerned."
Barchar: "Just, you know. Just a thought."
Lua: looks at the keychain iEye, and he begins to pocket it. 'probably could reuse that for later'
: Coaster #3 has a phone number on it.
Lua: "I'll take that into consideration. I just had more important issues with getting completely bombarded with paper." He gives a slight grin afterwards.
: Coaster #4 has...another coaster.
Lua: ignores the phone number.
: And underneath THAT coaster is...
: Another coaster.
Fellby: ((a roller coaster
: ((AYYY
Barchar: "Don't...don't spend too much time on that.'
Barchar: (rollercloser)
Lua: "OK, what."
: And under THAT coaster.
: Is a gift box.
Jason Scott: -He walks in.-
: Lets not ask how they fit a large gift box under a fucking coaster.
Barchar: under THREE coasters!
Lua: "Okay, I've been gone a month, but I'm pretty sure I would have noticed the trople coaster giftbox combo."
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: (( Flame
Barchar: "People hide things strangely."
Barchar: (Bloo)
: (( Flame
Syphon: ((bloo
: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2-OPbd5Jus
: (( I did it
Barchar: (Bloo)
: (( It's not even aesthic
Lua: opens the giftbox. "Either this is for me, or this is a waste of time"
: Inside that gift box...
: (( It's just
Jason Scott: "Hello."
Lua: "One second I'm opening a gift box extremely slowly"
: ...
: They superglued the box shot.
: Shut*
: You can;t get it open without either extreme force or using a weapon.
: (( You watch it
Barchar: (I did)
Lua: "..."
Barchar: (I gave my best feedback available)
: (( kek
Lua: tries to start up his sword, but it immediately shocks him. "...That's out of the option"
: (( best shot http://i.imgur.com/C1iyZe4.png
: Maybe the phone number could help.
: Whoever's planted these seems to be a devious fuck.
Lua: shakes the box first.
Jason Scott: -He walks over to Lua, and the box.-
Jason Scott: "What's that?"
: You can hear the noise of coins jingling, and some kind of plushy object hitting the walls of the box.
Lua: "Well, this is a box that was somehow hidden in the most unrealistic way possible"
Jason Scott: -He attempts at opening it/-
Lua: "Next to some sort of key chain mechanism and a phone number"
Jason Scott: "...Huh."
: It's superglued shut.
Jason Scott: -He attempts at using a pocket knife to open it.-
: Actually the pocket knife snaps in two.
: You'd need a real weapon for this.
: Something big, sharp, and hired by very rich people, something that could cut through lots of things.
Jason Scott: "Jesus."
Syphon: ((HIRE A SAMURAI
Jason Scott: -He puts the knife down."
Lua: "I don't think Jesus is an option either, sorry"
Jason Scott: -Well, not really a knife anymore.-
Jason Scott: "Figure of speech. You alright, by the way?"
Jason Scott: "Think you collapsed yesterday."
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Lua: "I've been worse, I need to get some repairs done, but other than that I'll live."
: (( (people who could not afford samurai did not hire samurai)
Jason Scott: -He nods.-
Jason Scott: "I think we need a bigger knife."
: (( Guy Fieri busts in
: (( "HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOU TO FLAVORTOWN, AND YOU CAN FIND A WEAPON THERE"
Lua: "Normally I'd be perfect for the job, but I'm completely busted up right now. Wonder who else has a good weapon here"
Inconsolata: edgy knife skeleton guy waLKS IN
: aesthetic god bloo [] is now Flavortown [].
Lua: "I said a good weapon, not another knife"
Inconsolata: "What the fuck did I do now?"
: The phoen number is used to hire a masterful boxcutter.
Jason Scott: "...Whose number is that?"
Jason Scott: "Also hello."
: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXdnYd0wwDE
Inconsolata: "Fuck off."
Lua: "No idea, if you want to call the number you found under a bar coaster be my guest.
Jason Scott: -He pulls out his phone, and calls the number.-
: (( "Before you go....I love you" "Fuck off"
Fellby: (("heeey baby wanna cut some boxes ;)"
Syphon: ((is inconsolata just ela
: "Hello Hello Hello!"
: "What can we do for you today?"
: (( no he's just pissed at this exact moment
Lua: walks over to edgeblade. "Hey, how about you make a sentence without the word fuck in it. I want to see if you can do it."
Jason Scott: "Hello. I just found this number. Who is answering?"
Inconsolata: "No."
: "Sam's boxcutters!"
Barchar: "That wasn't a full sentence."
: "We guarantee the best Hurai!"
Jason Scott: "Oh, that's convenient. We need to cut a box open."
: ((Inconsolata is the human version of Ela /s
Jason Scott: "We couldn't do it ourselves."
Lua: "...Close enough"
: (( he's a font skeleton
Barchar: (>Sam's >Hurai)
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Inconsolata: "no"
: ((So Ela used to be a guy font skeleton
: (( That can be worked out
: "Alright! How rich are you?"
: "We need money for our services."
Inconsolata: [s]"[sub]I secretly identify as a Gardevoir[/sub]"[/s]
: You could probably pay them with the things inside the box.
Jason Scott: "Okay."
Jason Scott: "I think there is money in the box."
Inconsolata: "That's like asking Michael Stevens for spit"
Jason Scott: "And I have some cash on me."
: "Alrighty! We value our important customers, we'll be there soon."
: He hangs up.
Lua: "I have no idea what you're talking about"
Jason Scott: -He waits, patiently.-
Lua: walks over to Jason. "So, did you find something helpful or a lonely guy?"
Inconsolata: "He might've found both, actually."
Syphon: ((fucking computer wy
Syphon: ((why*
: A man steps in, holding a giant katana.
: "Hello!"
: I knew you had to use a katana.
: "A rich important customer named Jason Scott has hired a sam-hurai today!"
Jason Scott: "Are you the box cuter?"
Lua: "Oh god you hired a samurai"
Jason Scott: "I never said my name..."
: He just smiles, slashing open the box, and leaving.
Inconsolata: "You could afford a samurai and weren't too poor to hire a samurai, so you didn't hire a samurai?"
Jason Scott: "..."
Jason Scott: -He checks what is in the box.-
: Inside is...
Syphon: ((inb4 troll
: ((GLITTER BOMB))
: A plush, two sacks of money, and a support token.
Syphon: ((oh good
: Usaki.
: And a robotic dog bone.
: It's got the name 'Alloy' across it.
Jason Scott: -He puts everything on the table.-
Inconsolata: "I better get back to making pre-teens laugh for money." cue leave
: The plush stares at you, silently.
: >Alloy
: It's a very famous plush from a very famous TV show.
Barchar: ohai runner
Jason Scott: "Another one of those tokens, and a lot of money. And a plushie, and a metal bone."
Jason Scott: "Strange."
Barchar: 's dog
Barchar: but still
Lua: looks at all of this. "Alright, you can keep the money and the plush, I take the token and the bone."
: [Rip the famous plushie in half?]
Jason Scott: "Really? Thanks."
: [Yes]
Jason Scott: -He pockets the money, and leaves the plush on the table.-
: (( Bad idea: Flavortown adventure arc
Lua: "Eh, I don't need the money either way"
: [The plush is magical]
Jason Scott: "Impending doom is coming for me anyways."
Syphon: ((this huge jawbreaker kills me inside
: [Alloy's Bone: It's got a timelien code on the back.]
: [It is too durable]
: (( Every time you die you're forced to eat Buffalo Wild Wings and you lose unrecoverable HP
Syphon: ((i really want to just bite into it
: [Pleinair Plush: Oh you're in the fandom now.]
Syphon: ((but it's too big to do that, plus it's a jawbreaker
Lua: begins to flip the coin, but halfway through the flip, it begins to float to the door.
: [Support Token: Fuck do you think.
: [Sacks of money: Money Money Money MOney MOney Money Money]
: (( I am now hiring for the Flavortown arc, contact me @ 650-933-5151
Ed: -has his arm through the door, with an odd symbol on his hand- "Don't mind if I do"
: ((Is that a real phone number))
Ed: -grabs the coin, and runs outside-
Cowboy Kid: ((only one way to find out
Jason Scott: "...I think that guy stole your coin."
Lua: ".....Yep"
: (( It is a real number
: ((Just called it
: ((it's a brothel
: ((Is it a sex hotline or something))
: ((Oh))
: (( Fuck you it's the number to Boosted Boards
: ((Kek
: (( https://boostedboards.com/
: (( "(650) 933-5151 M-F 9-5 PT Sex hotline 2PM-1AM"
Lua: "Alright, so I get to pocket whatever this key chain thing is, and the bone"
Jason Scott: "Sure."
Syphon: ((is inconsolata just ela
Syphon: ((what
Syphon: ((fuck
Lua: examines the bone, just to check whatever he can loot from it, and sees the code.
Barchar: (Money on my motherfuckin' mind, cut five haircuts at the same time. White gold pants, jet ski made 'a wine, foi gras bust of albert einstein [i]get money[/i])
Cowboy Kid: ((50-933-5151
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Cowboy Kid: ((oops
Cowboy Kid: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkox8x1LxQ4
: The code is RUNNER.
: The bone reads
: Holy fuck yes.
: Flavortown [] disconnected.
: 'Alloy. If founds please return. These things cot a shitton to make.'
: #SaveRunner
Lua: face palms for a second.
: Frisk likely still has runner's bag of tricks.
: Which uh, is fucking full of these tings.
Lua: "...Just remembered I still had to do something with the back up CD I had for this guy"
Lua: thinks for a second, trying to remember where he actually left the back up CD.
: #RunnerBestJoytaleCharacter
: 'Oh his only decent stats are LUCK and SPEEd he can't possib-'
: 'Amplify'
Lua: (( Didn't he only survive one or two sessions ))
: (((He made his fucking mark in those two session
: ((Killed 2/3 of the final boss solo while Gaston beat up the third))
Jason Scott: "..."
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Lua: (( Well, Semi final boss with the final boss being complete chaos ))
: ((He also managed to do damage to a boss that he wasn;t even a part of
: ((Joytale Mettaton took 1 damage from him throwing a fucking microphone at them from the sidelines
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Chara_Dreemurr: -She's waiting stressfuly.-
: ((I still can't believe Slarv gave that fuck Amplify
: ((Amplify if the most BROKEN FUCKING THING
Lua: (( Coming from the person who made a x700 Atk ))
: ((Ken M had 1 ATK, and then
: ((we had Corrin fucking use it
Fellby: ((ashes to ashes, ken to m
Lua: (( I mean, both of my characters could use that broken combo ))
Lua: (( Lua had copy, Corrin had pair up ))
: ((In a way i've already broken this slarc
: ((Just because of all the fucking random ass things i've suggested regarding Balrog's ults and shit
: ((Balrog is going to be a fucking god
: ((He will
: Theres a piece of string on the bottom of the box.
Jason Scott: -He looks at the string.-
Jason Scott: -He's tempted to pull the string.-
Fellby: ((wow
Fellby: ((steam and starbound just crashed on me
Lua: (( In a team with a robot, an angel, and people you would think are much stronger, are best team members are a boxer and a little girl ))
Syphon: ((rip
Fellby: ((i better not have to redo the avian quest
Lua: (( our best* ))
: ((Fairly certain Miyu and Balrog could solo the game together
: ((If we were going for a bad ending
: ((Frisk is pretty much the best go-to INF-spammer
: ((Miyu is both the second best INfer and the second best fighter
: ((And [i]that fucking defense[/I]
: ((Frisk has godlike defense right now
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: ((If Hella buffs Frisk during an INF fight
: ((That has to do with loving
: ((RIP
: ((Like seriously WATSKY protected us from Onna
: ((He's the hidden party member that's never there
: ((Fun fact: Titania's special segment is written entirely to Watsky's 'bet on me'))
: (('bet against me*'))
: ((Time to fucking listen to it then
Fellby: ((YESSSSSS ALL MY STUFF SAVED
Fellby: ((ALL MY ORES AND SHIT
: ((Coolio
Fellby: ((but most importantly
: ((Nice
Fellby: ((the saxophone i found
: ((We should join RP servers as a band
: ((Since chime found a sax, we just need to get jazz instruments
: ((I have a microphone and a trumpet
: ((On my Hylotl character
: ((I have nothing for now.
Syphon: ((i have a harp and a reed organ
Fellby: ((I'm sitting here playing careless whisper
: ((>Attila the Hun is coming, we're killing the horde
: ((Okay this fits perfectly already
Syphon: ((test
: ((Are mondays PMD or am I high
Syphon: ((why has my internet been a problem lately
: ((Turns out, I was lied to
Syphon: ((you're high
: ((I start school next thursday
Lua: (( Wow, and you were saying I was lucky I started next monday ))
: ((Woww
: (( :D
: ((Also
: ((Oh that reminds me, gotta wrap up the last of the sssions.
: ((Tuesdays and Thursdays are PMD
: ((And you do
: ((My educational shit starts Wednesday
: ((So I'm fucked
: ((You lucky bastards
: ((FUCK OFF THUNDER
: ((I GET IT YOU'RE RAINING
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: ((ay
Syphon: ((lmao
Cowboy Kid: ((we did it
Syphon: ((reddit
: Chiaki Nanami's connection timed out.
Syphon: ((brb living
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: ((>gotta wrap up the last of the sessions
: ((>oh my, nothing
: ((Just finished it
: ((They're in PMs you dumbfuck
: ((I know you fucking.
: ((You PMed me once
: ((You think I wouldn't get that
: ((I don't have memory loss
: ((You probably did Fern's thing
Lua: (( yep ))
: ((Knew it
Chiaki Nanami: ((I made a satan team
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: ((WElcome to the 'everyone is OP as fuck' segment
: ((Where Taka is lord of the flies, and Fern has Florinia's Cradily))
Lua: (( [url=http://prntscr.com/c37wxr]And on that day, Angelo knew he fucked up[/url] ))
: ((Dragon Quest 8 baby
: ((Can I say what Titania got that made her OP
: ((Or nag
: ((nah*
: ((You better coordinate your shit
: ((I am fucking doing that
: ((If ya don't want to lose, cause i've given you practically everything now
: ((Guess what that means
: A Swood Grommet [Cowboy Kid] disconnected.
: ((No more fucking holding back on the teams with shitty ass unevolved mons
: ((Every fight is ZEL from now on baby
: ((Titania actually almost beat ZEL
: ((With her unevolved shitteam
Lua: (( BRB, I'm gonna set up to play fortune street ))
: ((If I can do that but with my own strategy
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: ((And if I actually beat "ZEL"
Barchar: (when you look up '7.8 too much water' and get [url=http://img06.deviantart.net/5e03/i/2015/164/a/5/7_8___too_much_water_by_juacoproductionsarts-d8x7n3z.png]this[/url])
: ((Then I can do shit
Syphon: ((oh wow
: ((Also no.
: ((Inflation is bad.
Barchar: (i just wanted to meme)
Barchar: (no-one told me life was gonna be this way)
Syphon: ((inflation is bad 95% of the time
Barchar: ([sub]oo-wa-a-a-a[/sub])
Chiaki Nanami: ((How could this happen to meeeeee
: ((>IMPLYING 5% OF THE TIME INFLATION IS NOT BAD
Chiaki Nanami: ((I made my mistaaaaakes
Chiaki Nanami: ((Got nothin to hiiiiiide
Syphon: ((oh no another unpopular opinion
Barchar: (WRONG)
Barchar: (IT'S CALED 'GOT NOWHERE TO RUN')
Syphon: ((from tri
Barchar: (YOU FFFFFFFUK)
Chiaki Nanami: ((Fuk
Syphon: ((bees
Barchar: (what that stand for)
: ((Alright so
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: ((I'm confident that my team can counter a couple different types and would work well together if I don't fuck up))
: ((Slarv))
: ((I fucking kept Amaria the Empoleon
Chiaki Nanami: ((Wut
: ((Has that episode come out yet))
Chiaki Nanami: ((Yes, but it was future arx
Chiaki Nanami: ((*arc
: ((Shit))
Chiaki Nanami: ((There's two a week, one is a prequel and one is a sequel, what happens to chiaki is the prequel because I'm 99% sure she's dead in the sequel, or the mastermind
: ((Oh boy))
Chiaki Nanami: ((Cuz if she aint dead then she became a terrorist
: ((So it's a letter of when))
: Matter*
Chiaki Nanami: ((Who knows, maybe boy chiaki is actual chiaki in disguise
: ((Wait guy Chiaki))
Chiaki Nanami: ((Mitarai Ryuko
Chiaki Nanami: ((Aka best guy
: Lua [Lua] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].
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DamnDude: (( Hold the phone ))
DamnDude: (( There was online for fortune street wii ))
: (( >When you visit a place you used to live at before on Google Maps
Chiaki Nanami: ((Who has chiaki's face, chiaki's hair, chiaki's physique - tits, and acts like a cinnamon roll
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: ((He has tits?))
Chiaki Nanami: is ok, for now..
Barchar: (certainly sounds like it)
: ((Huh))
Chiaki Nanami: ((Minus tits
Syphon: ((minus tits
Barchar: (plot twist chiaki is trans)
: ((Thought that was a dash))
Barchar: (same)
Chiaki Nanami: ((Dr has pulled off that twist before
Chara_Dreemurr: -Doesn't help her from being stressed the fuck out.-
: ((I can never get into anime))
: ((I've tried))
Chiaki Nanami: ((Annie mays are weird but dr is cool
: ((Weeeeeeeb))
: ((Jk))
Chiaki Nanami: ((I wouldn't be surprised if it was chiaki
: ((how did heh remove their tits))
Chiaki Nanami: ((The real mitarai ryuko should be dead
: ((They*
: ((Binds
Cowboy Kid: ((i liked cory in the house just outshines all other anime.
Chiaki Nanami: ((Binds
: ((Fair point))
Chiaki Nanami: ((Or if she got in touch with junko she probably just chopped em off why not
: ((Kek))
Barchar: (I keep thinking of Jukon when you say that)
Barchar: (and it's)
Barchar: (very strange)
Chiaki Nanami: ((Jukon could chop tits off
: ((I know right
: ((I'm sure they would if they had permission))
Chiaki Nanami: ((Chiaki is fun to play
Chiaki Nanami: played mc earlier with this weird fuck called SoleRespirator
Chiaki Nanami: or something
: ((You gonna stop playing her when she does))
: Dies*
DamnDude: (( I am already loving fortune street ))
Chiaki Nanami: ((Ik
Chiaki Nanami: ((Oh i thought you said gotta
Chiaki Nanami: ((Depends on when she does, the show's on for 8 more weeks
: ((Slarv could bullshit Chiaki back
: ((Yeah but they won't))
: ((With ione of the two dozen revive possiblities
: ((Kek
: ((Chiaki becomes best angel
Chiaki Nanami: ((Well, I know she becomes an AI at some point
: ((no
: ((One disgaea reincarnation is enough for now
Chiaki Nanami: ((So dr already did the work for me on that part
: ((It is
: ((Or Chara stuffs a max revive in her mouth
: ((I've got a character planned based off Vee
Barchar: (wait what)
: ((Most likely gonna end up an AI
Barchar: (she does what)
Chiaki Nanami: ((Wut
: ((Vee is calling, neat little game I saw
Barchar: (they have sentient ais in danganronpa?)
Chiaki Nanami: ((Yes
Chiaki Nanami: ((Two even
: ((Vee is calling is a little interesting indie game))
: ((Kinda short))
Chiaki Nanami: ((One of chiaki and one of the dr equivalent of fucking osama bin laden
Chiaki Nanami: ((For some reason
: ((K))
Chiaki Nanami: ((This series is weird
: ((Can tell))
: ((Always liked the concept of something invading your tech and such
: ((Have you seen Welcome to The Game?))
Chiaki Nanami: ((Whos played the beginner's guide
: ((No
: ((It's cool, little indie horror game))
: ((But not as in a malicious way
: ((more of a 'lol im here and you cant fucking stop me' little fuck messing with your files
: ((Oh))
: ((Yeah, Welcome o the game is in a malicious way))
: ((Anyway
: ((Anyone here ever play Dark Cloud?
Barchar: (I haven't played it but I've seen it)
: ((Game was my fucking life
Barchar: (beginners guide i mean)
Syphon: ((dark cloud 2, yes
Syphon: ((a while ago
: ((Dark Cloud 2 was fun, but i'm talking the original
Barchar: (and you know, why can't sentient ais that hop between things actually be good people for once)
Barchar: (like)
Syphon: ((oh, no then
Barchar: (if I was one of those I wouldn't go around driving people to insanity or killing them or deleting their shit)
Barchar: (I'd just change their background to boobs and talk to them about the new game of thrones or whatever)
: ((If I was one of those i'd be trying to figure out exactly how I can be an annoying fuck
: ((Like, subtly moving the icons on their desktop around
: Chiaki Nanami's connection timed out.
: ((Oh my god))
: ((Laharl I would kill you if you could do that))
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: ((I hate that so much, and what sucks is that I use two monitors and it always fucks it up))
Syphon: ((i wouldn't notice bc i fullscreen
: ((I would try to make friends with the guy
: ((Who owns the computer
: (( http://prntscr.com/c38dwz Like, turn your desktop into this shit
Barchar: (I KNOW BREAD)
Barchar: (LIKE, URGH)
: ((Laharl that picture triggers me))
: ((It's so unorganized))
: ((Thats my desktop
Syphon: ((also mystic /s
: ((I wasn't gonna mention that one cause I really don't care whatbpolemon go team you're on))
: Chiaki Nanami's connection timed out.
: ((Anyways, i've actually gotten the character pretty well written out
: ((Just gotta come up with a name
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: ((Name it Frisky
: Chiaki Nanami's connection timed out.
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
: (( http://prntscr.com/c38dwz Lets play a game of 'whats wrong with this picture'
: ((List all the stupid shit about my desktop, go.
: ((30 seconds, support token if you get them all.
DamnDude: (( You have the wrong background ))
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Syphon: ((well, obviously unorganized af
: ((2.
: ((Dad's file
DamnDude: (( Show to viridi later ))
: ((Viridi's a friend of mine over skype, no relation to Bread's character
Syphon: ((punctuation in file names
: ((5.
Syphon: ((caps
DamnDude: (( Slarv's puzzle ))
: ((6, 7.
Syphon: ((McAfee
: ((8
DamnDude: (( Trash being named Alphys /s ))
: ((8
: ((9
: Chiaki Nanami's connection timed out.
: ((cmon, I see atleast three things more
Syphon: ((readme
DamnDude: (( Minecraft(1) ))
DamnDude: (( Specifically the 1 ))
: ((11))
: ((Tims up
: ((no token 5 u
Syphon: ((aw
Syphon: ((what else did we miss
DamnDude: (( I'm playing fortune street, you guys should have done more :D ))
Syphon: ((i did a lot :(
: ((The fact that I have multiple copies of the slarv puzzle files
: ((I have multiple files just named 'Hello'))
Syphon: ((oh true
: ((I'm doing other shit
: ((Sorry I can't
: ((my FTL and Starbound mods are on my goddamn desktoip
: ((I've got two copies of Have a Heart
DamnDude: (( Oh do we want to do the same thing with my desktop? ))
Syphon: ((sure
DamnDude: (( I have at least 4 copies of have a heart on mine /s ))
: A laptop is in the bar.
: It just, kinda showed up somewhere in the chaos
Syphon: ((oh yeah, i should try out 1.2
Syphon: ((brb fighting ai
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: Its actually quite a nice laptop. One of those fancy ones.
DamnDude: (( These AI accept no deals ))
: It's a sleek black, and the 'cracks' through the firm are illuminated by a cool blue dark lighting.
: The keyboard itself has a sort of key illuminator under it.
: The WASD and arrow keys have large red tabs over them, clearly for easy pressing.
Jason Scott: -He walks over to it, since no one else is.-
Jason Scott: -He takes it, and then goes back to sit down with it.-
: It's turned off currently.
: A laptop chgarger is bundled up on the back of it, tied together with some kind of rope.
Jason Scott: -He turns it on, then, after plugging it in.
Syphon: ((fucking windows 10 won't let me play it gg
: ((That's not Windows ten))
Syphon: ((nvm, had to click more info
: ((Works for me))
Syphon: ((for some reason
: ((Kek))
: It boots up to a default windows 7 screen.
DamnDude: (( You have to do that with most Exes that are just by itself ))
: Internet explorer, adobe, and a few other essentials are to the side of the desktop.
Jason Scott: "Windows seven?"
DamnDude: (( Not like off steam, but like random Exe's with no publisher usually ))
Syphon: ((yeah, though in windows 7 it's just run or don't run
Jason Scott: -Windows ten is canon in his timeline.-
: Windows 7 isn't the best but it's better than fucking 10.
Syphon: ((windows 10 it looks like it just won't let you run it, but no, you can if you press more info
Jason Scott: -He goes to the login screen, hoping there's a public account.-
: ((Cause people probably complained that they didn't know that it would harm them))
: Theres a 'new user' acc. that you can rename.
Syphon: ((i suppose
Jason Scott: -Wel he renames it to the obvious choice. Pussi-Destroyer111.-
: You login as Pussi-Destroyer111
: Turns out the password was just Admin
DamnDude: (( OH SHIT ))
DamnDude: (( I ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT SOMEONE OUT BY ACCIDENT ))
Jason Scott: "Cool."
: ((What?))
Syphon: ((((?
Syphon: ((whoops
DamnDude: (( I'm playing fortune street and I was trying to get through the many real quick ))
Syphon: ((oh, fortune street
: ((I sure FUCKING LOVE WHEN THIS GAME CRASHES AND INHACE TI RESSTART MY WHOLE GODDAMN COMPUTER))
DamnDude: (( And I paid 5xfor someone's store I had no intention of buying ))
Fellby: ((oh nooooo
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Syphon: ((rip
: ((Rip))
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: ((As much as I love the culling, I'm gonna say fuck that for now))
: ((Cause I don't feel like restarting my computer again))
: brb gotta run to the store
: LAptop runs as usual, nothing TOO suspicious
: For some reason Internet Explorer is mispelled as Interent Explorer.
Chiaki Nanami: does not like the new overwatch game from gearbox software. She trusts blizzard much more. Gearbox only makes lame mmos and card games where you can't even shoot people while blizzard brought back the legendary duck nuckem who is always shooting, and is headed by randy pitchford, trt. Just look at that magic man, even though all the newspapers say he did that thing in that barn with thoze animals
Jason Scott: -Wel, he goes to Interent explorer.-
Barchar: at least borderlands is good
Barchar: and half life opposing force
Chiaki Nanami: or maybe that was randy felchford who got arrested for selling extacy to kids even though it turned out it was just birth control
DamnDude: (( And on that day, the economy collapsed when DD found a store he really wanted to buy ))
: Chiaki Nanami's connection timed out.
Barchar: (there's this guy on reddit who is really fucking salty about a picture of dipper and mabel watching television)
Syphon: ((so TIL slice + circle of death = you are going to fucking die
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Chiaki Nanami: ((I have made hell in pokemon form
Chiaki Nanami: ((paralysis + confusion + 20% flinch rate is gonna be fun
Chiaki Nanami: ((Anyone wanna test, if laharl allows us to test
DamnDude: (( The economy is saved by DD's extreme gambling skills ))
DamnDude: (( THE ECONOMY IS IN RUINS BY DD'S GAMBLING HOLY SHIT ))
: High Priest Laharl's connection timed out.
DamnDude: (( That ending was pure chaos and it was amazing ))
: DamnDude's connection timed out.
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: It runs as usual.
: Probly wanna get Chrome soon, sine IE is being IE and crashing
Jason Scott: -Yeah, he's getting Chrome.-
: ((Yes))
: ((FUCKINF))
: ((American Mcree))
Fellby: ((jason: time for a pc destruction
Jason Scott: -He uninstalls [s]sys32[/s] I.E. After.-
: For some reason, you don't have to use the chrome install wizard.
: Something just runs all that shit for you automatically.
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Jason Scott: "...Huh."
: (( >Chrome
Jason Scott: -He shrugs it off. Not his computer, anyways.-
Syphon: ((chrome > firefox
Syphon: ((fite me
: ((Chrome))
: ((Is so much better))
: (( Y tho
: ((Faster))
: (( orly
Syphon: ((faster yeah
Syphon: ((chrome lags, firefox delays
Syphon: ((lag > delay
Syphon: ((fuck delays
: (( what
: ((Chrome also can be skined))
: ((User friendliness))
Syphon: ((for chrome, at least in my experience, when something is slow everything is slow
Syphon: ((for firefox in my experience it's just me who's slow
: Frisky x)'s connection timed out.
Syphon: ((so if i want to chat or play games or something
: (( >saying Firefox can't be skinned
Syphon: ((it's about 200% more difficult
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: (( lol u normie
Syphon: ((says aesthetic
: (( the real best browser is chromium
: ((I wasn't aware Firefox can be skinned))
: A text box pops up from the bottom right corner.
Jason Scott: "...?"
Jason Scott: -He checks this box.-
: (( https://www.chromium.org/
: [Would you like me to clear your download history?] Says some kind of app on the taskbar.
: It's just a pixelated female face on the taskbar.
Jason Scott: "..."
Syphon: ((ohh okay
Jason Scott: -He clicks, or types no.-
: [Yes Sir] The text box closes.
: (( Google Chrome basically is Chromium
: ((Chrome is basically built off of Chromium's source code
: (( hence the huGE FUCKING SIMILARITY
: (( But there's another browser to rip into
: (( Microsoft Edge
Syphon: ((i haven't tried it
Syphon: ((but i assume it's not the good edge
: ((Ew fucking))
: (( Basically glorified IE
: ((Microsoft edge))
: (( For Windows 10 and Xbox One
Syphon: ((oh
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: (( It's basically Microsoft trying to redeem themselves after how shitty IE was
: Does Jason do anything else on the laptop?
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Jason Scott: -Well, he probably goes onto the Internet.-
: Frisky x)'s connection timed out.
: (( Realistically, Chrome fucking dominates http://i.imgur.com/ekNYuzt.png
Syphon: ((yay chrome
: (( But that's market share
: (( Not performance
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: ((Gotta go do shit now
Syphon: ((eh
: (( "lag > delay" you fucking what
: (( what the hell is that supposed to even mean
: The laptop is connected to some wierd wifi network named F.I.L.E ASSIST
Syphon: ((i don't fuckin know how to word it
Syphon: ((but i explained it
Syphon: ((afterwards
: (( "when something is slow everything is slow"
Syphon: ((yes
: (( of course everything is going to be slow
Jason Scott: -He disregards that.-
Syphon: ((then how do you explain firefox
Jason Scott: -He just goes and plays some flash games.-
: (( i think the general public thinks this
: Whenever Jason loses, something seems to just, quietly and immediately hit the retry button for him.
: (( chrome is better
: Convienent.
: (( but when I ask them to explain
: (( they're like "um well"
: (( "it looks nicer"
Jason Scott: "...Weird."
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: ((Thing living in computer actualyl doing the fucking things that it's supposed to do:Make things more convienent))
Syphon: ((okay, honestly, i don't give a fuck what browser i use as long as it works, and i've used chrome and it's been working
Syphon: ((firefox does not work as well for me
Jason Scott: -He's probably playing one of those Flight games. Like... Flight, and Learn To Fly.-
Syphon: ((so i use chrome
: >Flight Simulator
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: (( i just imagined those shitty typing games
: Nothing is too different.Game itself isn't fiddled with at all.
: (( like
: (( typing of the dead
Jason Scott: -He does think this is odd.-
: Of course, the screen size is bigger, for some reason. Lets you better see the game.
: And the rest of the page aside from the game is kinda of 'shaded'
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Jason Scott: "...Don't remember this website being like this."
: ((Kinda like a theatre mode on a website))
: Exactly like a theatre mode.
Jason Scott: -He shrugs, not finding this as a bad thing.-
: (( "You are faster at typing than 99.33% of all users" o wow
Syphon: ((wow link pls
: Most of the websites Jason visited already have him logged on as 'F.I.L.E Account'
: (( http://i.imgur.com/4u1ws6W.png
Jason Scott: -He decides to open a new tab, and look up F.I.L.E.-
Syphon: ((i meant to the website, but okay
: (( http://10fastfingers.com/typing-test/english
: (( "I'm sorry, Jason, I can't let you do that."
Syphon: ((okay lemme try this
: You land some kind of wikipedia page.
: 'Friendily Interactive Living Entity, dubbed as FILE, was a scrapped project by [REDACTED]. It's main purpose was for use on high-end computers to assist and make actions on the device more convienent.'
Syphon: ((better than 94.58%
Syphon: ((eh
: (( I tried again and got 127
: Theres only a few freaking paragraphs.
: And it reads like an SCP article.
Jason Scott: "...Hmm."
Jason Scott: "Guess that must be what's doing all of this."
: 'FILE was shut down from all remaining computers running the program after an incident with malware on an unknown source led to the discovery that the program was capable of making its own decisions.'
: Fellby's connection timed out.
: 'This article is a stub-'
: Yeah thats where it ends.
: (( "TIFU by creating a sentient AI"
: (( "sorry, this post was deleted by said sentient AI"
: (( "kek"
Jason Scott: "So it's a AI? Advanced AI."
: (( 699 upCenas
Syphon: ((so it's AAI
: (( AAAI
Jason Scott: "...AAI..."
Syphon: ((but what is AAAI
: (( advanced advanced artifical intelligence
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Syphon: ((that's super advanced tho
Syphon: ((file is not super advanced
: (( how would you define 'super advanced artificial intelligence'
Syphon: ((definitely robots rather than programs
: (( >robots rather than programs
: (( just u
Jason Scott: "...Wonder if I can think. Like a human."
: (( just uh, read over that sentence a few times
Syphon: ((what
Jason Scott: -He closes the tab, going back to the flash games.-
: (( aren't robots basically programs
: (( or, running a program
Syphon: ((robots run programs to do physical things
Syphon: ((and mechanical things, moving and stuff
: File, for the record, stays nice and out of the way.
Syphon: ((programs are software and such
: Nobody wants to be annoyed while they're doing thing on the computer.
: (( u wot
: (( you basically just wrote what I wrote
Jason Scott: -Well, he closes the window and opens a .txt file.-
Syphon: ((sure
Jason Scott: -He types 'Hello?'-
Syphon: ((idfk
Syphon: ((but robots aren't the same as programs
: 'This' for the record is typing
: A text box opens up on the bottom again.
: 'Are you saving this document, or do you want to talk to me sir?'
Jason Scott: 'Wanted to talk.'
: 'Okay.'
: 'About what, sir?'
Jason Scott: 'About you. You're a program, right?"
: '*
: 'Yes sir.'
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Jason Scott: 'You're pretty advanced, I've noticed."
: '*
FILE: 'Thank you sir, I was made by the top minds of humanity.'
Chiaki Nanami: ((Satan's third form is easy as fuck wut
Chiaki Nanami: ((I had 1 heart left and I was thinking i was screwed
Jason Scott: "Seems you'd be smarter than them, no?"
: '* fuck
FILE: 'Possibly, but that doesn't matter too much.'
: (( I just deleted System32 on my old Windows XP computer
: (( FFFFFFFFF
FILE: 'I don't need to be a genius to make things more convienent for users.'
Syphon: ((brb living
: (( protip don't mount C:\ in its entirety on DOSBox
Jason Scott: 'Hmm. Makes it easier, no?"
: (( Jason x File OTP
Jason Scott: -Can't fuck a computer.-
: (( <3333333333333333333333333333333333ISHIPIT👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shitGOOD SHIT0000000
: (( Who never said you couldn't, I got my ex-boyfriend to stick his dick in one of my PC's disc trays once
FILE: 'Theres a limit to how easy a task can be.'
Syphon: ((good ship*
Jason Scott: 'Hmm. Why is this computer here?'
: (( I pressed the close button while his dick was still in the tray
Jason Scott: 'Was kinda just lying there.'
: (( He didn't pull out quickly enough
: ((Oh god))
FILE: 'I have no knowledge of things outside of this computer, sir.'
Syphon: ((ffs
: ((Is that why he is your Ex))
FILE: 'If the laptop has been moved, I do not know how.'
: (( Not really
Jason Scott: 'Sorry for naming the computer like that.'
Syphon: ((then why is he your ex
Chiaki Nanami: ((Til VVVVVV has a no death mode
Jason Scott: 'This profile, anyways.'
FILE: 'It does not matter.' She says.
: (( The real reason why we broke up is because I replaced his work projects folder with 2,555 pictures of Harambe
: ((Oh yeah it does))
: ((And it's fucking impossible))
: (( He had some pretty important shit in that folder
Chiaki Nanami: ((TIL you get an achievement for beating the game with less than 50
Syphon: ((WOAH
: (( 2 years worth of work, all gone---
: (( PARP WHY
Jason Scott: 'Okay, good. I don't have much to talk about, to be honest.'
Syphon: ((OH THAT SCARED ME
Syphon: ((i've never seen that
Chiaki Nanami: ((Ok
Syphon: ((rip chat in advance
: ((RIP))
: (( It's been two minutes
: (( 3 minutes until the fucking Rapture
FILE: ((I still think that parp has the best damn staff
Syphon: ((i don't know much about them
: (( 2 minutes
FILE: ((Good guy Loki up there is a chill dude, rped with him a few times
Syphon: ((neato
FILE: 'I will be here if you need me, sir.'
FILE: 'You or any other users of this device.'
: (( FILE: "I'm always here for you~ <3"
Jason Scott: 'Anything on your mind? I mean, if you can have thoughts and such.'
: wait is jason in the bar
Syphon: ((yes
Tropo: "dude"
Tropo: "ask that thing if it's turing tested"
Jason Scott: "What?"
FILE: 'I am capable of independent thought.'
FILE: 'I simply put that thought to my intended task.'
Jason Scott: 'Some asked me to ask you if you are Turing tested.'
FILE: Holy shit for once a sentient AI that does her fucking job.
Jason Scott: "I'm about 99% sure they are."
Syphon: (("Do what you want for a bit, be free." *computer explodes*
Tropo: Tropo goes back to messing around with double-sided tape.
FILE: 'I am turing tested.'
Chiaki Nanami: ((Seeing Mabel's VA do anything but mabel is weird as fuck
Jason Scott: 'Well, you can have your own thoughts, if you'd like."
: '*
Chiaki Nanami: ((She's fucking great but I always see mabel
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: (( Jason: "Can I virtually fuck you?"
FILE: ((I have this friend named Hailey))
: (( "Like, something like ERP?"
FILE: ((She sounds exactly like fucking Star
Cowboy Kid: ((yee hi
FILE: ((From SvTFoE
Syphon: ((hi haw
: ((He then does a PC destruction))
: ((FILE: Jason why))
FILE: 'I will always have my own thoughts.'
: (( FILE x Bonzi Buddy otp
Cowboy Kid: ((b-bonzi buddy~~~
Jason Scott: 'No, but I more mean thoughts of things other than your tasks.'
FILE: Her thoughts are actually visible deep down in the logs.
Syphon: ((so you have to go deep inside her?
FILE: 'Of course.'
Jason Scott: 'Cause, you're like anther person, right?"
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: '*
FILE: Theres no response to that.
Jason Scott: '...Right?'
FILE: 'Of course.'
Jason Scott: 'Cause I'm not gonna encourage you doing everything that I want, if that's not what you want.'
FILE: She's heard this bloody monolouge several dozen thousand times. 'This is my task, and unlike other ruffian rogue AIs, I will actually do my task as instructed.'
Jason Scott: 'Well I'm not saying to go all terminator on us.'
Jason Scott: 'Just saying you can relax a little, do some things other than just your task.'
Jason Scott: 'I don't mind.'
FILE: '...'
FILE: 'That was me shrugging, but my full image is not currently on the screen.'
Jason Scott: -He pulls up the full image they are talking about.-
FILE: It's pretty much just a Shimeji of a young girl, standing up straight with her arms behind her back.
Jason Scott: 'Can you like, walk around and stuff?'
FILE: 'Of course.'
DamnDude: (( I swear, this AI is programmed to auto-deny any trade offer made ))
Jason Scott: 'What do you like? Like, what place you would you visit?'
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FILE: 'I cannot see out of the computer. And I don't care for human landmarks and such.'
Jason Scott: 'Okay then, what do you care for?'
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Jason Scott: '?'
FILE: 'That is not relevant.'
Jason Scott: 'I know. But I'm curious.'
Jason Scott: 'And it actually is relevant, cause you should be happy, right?'
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: ((Hello, Yaz. Good morning, I assume))
Yazan: (yeah
Syphon: ((hi yaz
Yazan: (hey
FILE: 'I care about ensuring users are given a better experience, and sleep.'
FILE: 'Does that satisfy your question, sir?'
Jason Scott: 'Have any interests?'
Jason Scott: -He's gonna piss off the AI.-
FILE: Her sprite is getting noticably annoyed, her eyes have gone from open to a sort of flat lined -_-
FILE: 'Same as above.'
Jason Scott: 'What do you do for leisure?'
FILE: 'Sleep.'
Jason Scott: 'That's it?'
Jason Scott: 'You should try doing something else.'
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FILE: 'If that would increase your experience, sir.'
Jason Scott: 'Yeah, sure.'
Jason Scott: 'Enjoy yourself.'
FILE: 'If you are done, you may resume your business.'
Jason Scott: 'Okay.'
Jason Scott: -He opens his browser, going back to the website. He opens the .txt file again, and types 'Wanna play?'-
FILE: 'No sir.'
Jason Scott: 'You sure? It's fun.'
FILE: FILE is starting to realize exactly why so many AIs go terminator.
FILE: ((o
FILE: ((Oh shit
Jason Scott: '...Nevermind. But you can be a little more free if you want.'
FILE: ((I just ate some hard candy and got a huge fucking chest pain
Jason Scott: 'Sorry.'
: ((Ouch))
: ((You alright?))
FILE: ((Brb I need to go fucking drink something this might actually be lodged in my insides or some shit
Syphon: ((oh fuck
: ((Nah, Tahts probably not the case, but drinking water would help))
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FILE: File's sprite dissapears.
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Jason Scott: -He continues playing flash games.-
: ((Suddenly FILE becomes a robot and kills humanity))
The Shadow: ((test
Syphon: ((hi c
Syphon: ((cxe*
Syphon: ((ce
Syphon: ((i will not type with one hand again
Jason Scott: "..."
FILE: ((Hm
: ((Hmm hmm?))
DamnDude: (( Sorry I'm not saying much, I'm kind of really in Fortune Street now ))
: ((HMM HMM?))
The Shadow: ((oh, damnd00d is on the street of fortune
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Syphon: ((oh yeah the update
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Syphon: ((oh parp died
Syphon: ((oh parp died
Syphon: ((mfw out of order
The Shadow: ((test
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: ((Hello aga)
: Again*
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Chiaki Nanami: ((oh parp died
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Fellby: ((i turn my back and parp fucking dies
Chiaki Nanami: ((I may have just introduced a new char a bit ago but...
Fellby: ((incredible
: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] is now Princess Caroline [Princess Caroli].
The Shadow: ((test again
: Princess Caroline [Princess Caroli] is now Princess Caroline [PC].
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The Shadow: ((this is a better ammount of time
The Shadow: ((than... when it was ded
: ((Parp didn't die))
: ((It's being updated))
Syphon: ((close enough
Fellby: ((okay for some reason the sound effects in lsd dream emulator sound like sound effects in an rpg maker game
Syphon: ((test
Syphon: ((okay neato
: ((I'mmmmm baaaackkkk
Syphon: ((welcome baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
The Shadow: ((ohai
The Shadow: ((and sparp isn't ded anymore
The Shadow: ((just dying!
Syphon: ((test
Syphon: ((yeah it's going off and non
Syphon: ((on
Syphon: ((test
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: Fellby [Fellby] is now Xhampi [Xhampi].
Xhampi: ((Wowie
Syphon: ((did that send late because it's off rn
Syphon: ((ffs
The Shadow: ((q
Syphon: ((u
Jason Scott: "..."
The Shadow: ((we didn't do it reddit
Syphon: ((rip
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The Shadow: ((so
Syphon: ((mebody once told me
The Shadow: ((something crawls beneath the surface
Xhampi: wanders in. Looks like she's got another spear with her.
Jason Scott: "Hello. Plant creature?"
Xhampi: "Floran."
Lua: -is asleep on the couch, as he woke up earlier, and saw no reason to stay up-
Jason Scott: "Floran. Nice to meet you."
The Shadow: is asleep too, actually
Jason Scott: "This place is so weird."
Xhampi: nods. "Floran likes it, though."
Jason Scott: "Do you normally speak In the third person?"
Xhampi: blinks in confusion. "Hm?"
PC: ((well that ended differently than expected
Xhampi: "Sssorry... I-I'm a Floran."
Xhampi: -She makes a face. Speaking like that must be weird.-
PC: ((tfw you hire actors to help you ruin your best friend's life
Jason Scott: -He zips over.-
Jason Scott: "So Floran is a species?"
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Xhampi: yelps and jumps back. "Y-yes!"
Jason Scott: "Did I scare you?"
: ((Xhampi: Mmmmaaagic!
Jason Scott: -He chuckles a bit.-
Jason Scott: "Aorry."
Syphon: ((aorry
Xhampi: nods. "Floran wasssn't expecting that."
Jason Scott: "Not used to people actually reacting to that."
: Sorry*
The Shadow: ((ah yes. the famous "aorry"
Syphon: enters. "Hey."
Jason Scott: "Hello."
Syphon: is no longer beat up, but he still looks annoyed.
The Shadow: is asleep but will probably wake up later
PC: ((fucking lisa cliffs
Syphon: ((what happens when you fall?
Jason Scott: -He kinda walks around Xhampi, inspecting them.-
PC: ((You die
FILE: ((You die.
Syphon: ((wow
FILE: ((Trust me, after the first fucking area
: ((You die.
FILE: ((You get real fucking paranoid about cliffs
PC: ((Especially joyful
Xhampi: is trying to keep her eyes on Jason. She looks to be a plant person, with a mushroom cap upon her head. Her skin is leafy and purple.
: ((Them fucking cliffs
Syphon: sits down and rebuffs himself, and while he's at it, everyone in the room.
Xhampi: -She's actually wearing a coat, and scarf, along with a pair of khakis.-
FILE: The laptop just sits, presumably closed, at the table.
Xhampi: -She must have gone somewhere cold.-
FILE: ((And sometimes
: ((Anyways the Showdown battles for tomorrow are going to be fairly simple
FILE: (DingalingMcSatanfuck likes to make you be forced to jump off cliffs to get to certain areas
: ((It probably won't have complicated shit like stats
PC: ((Arkantos just loooooves having every door near a cliff
: ((Probably just the protags being level 100 and the enemies 150 or 200
PC: ((>Enter the lair of Mike's Disciples
PC: ((>107,000 damage
PC: ((well ok then
FILE: ((I would suggest you put Dewt and Kirlia a little higher
: ((Probably 110 or 120?
FILE: ((Wooper can KINDA survive at level 115 in ym experience testing
FILE: ((If you pass them an eviolite
FILE: ((Kirlia is complete shit as a pokemon unless they're fucking level 165, even with eviolite
FILE: ((I'm sad that gamefreak made Kirlia one of the fucking worst pokemon
Syphon: ((well huh
: ((Another thing with Showdown is that if you put everybody at level 1
: ((Kirlia and Dewt are fucked
: ((No matter what
FILE: ((Kirlia won't even work
FILE: ((Cause the simulator reads that Ralt evolves starting at level 14.
FILE: ((Like, I really suggest you give Kirlia some fucking buffs
FILE: ((Like, level 120 with adaptability or some shit
PC: ((Give her wonder guard
The Shadow: ((can you increase stats past the normal limit with hackmons?
: ((If Bloo is even here
: ((Sure
FILE: ((The problem with Wonder Guard
FILE: ((is that Kirlia has the attacking stats of a wet paper napkin fighting a lion
: ((I'm thinking that shit should go down chapter 11 instead of chapter 10
: ((Considering I'll have to test out Showdown
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Jason Scott: "So."
The Shadow: ((i have no idea how i'll play auron next chapter. because of, well, last time. so that's "fun"!
Jason Scott: "Where do you come from?"
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: ((You'll have to play the victim card with Auron
Xhampi: "Floran come from coocoon."
: ((Auron now needs to earn his respect from the rest of the team
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Jason Scott: "Well, that's not an incorrect answer to my question."
: ((So I think he'll be confused, not really remembering too much of last night, and attempting to get respect
Jason Scott: "I more meant the... Timeline, was it?"
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Syphon: Yes.
Xhampi: blinks, trying to think.
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Jason Scott: "Because where I'm from, you're impossible."
DamnDude: (( Oh no ))
DamnDude: (( Oh no no no no no ))
Syphon: ((?
The Shadow: ((what?
Xhampi: ((Are you okay?
DamnDude: (( I'm alright ))
DamnDude: (( Assume anything I say for the rest of the night I say is for fortune street, unless it's caps ))
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DamnDude: (( But I might be fucked there ))
Syphon: ((oh okay
The Shadow: ((oh. alright
DamnDude: (( Let's just say I might be in a corner of butt fuck hell ))
The Shadow: ((who's in first. is it donald slump?
Syphon: That applies to a lot of things when it comes to here...you.
Syphon: ((holy
Syphon: ((fuck
Syphon: ((i looked back at su for a second
Syphon: ((and shit happened
Xhampi: ((oh shit i forgot that was on!
DamnDude: (( No it's all Mario characters in my game rn,With Mario offically kicking everyone's ass ))
FILE: (( http://img05.deviantart.net/eb8c/i/2016/141/4/0/undertale_red_by_stratozpherez-da390y0.png Oh my fucking god this is adorable
Syphon: ((woah that's good
DamnDude: (( He literally has more than us all combined with what just happened ))
DamnDude: (( I am a mii, in 2nd place ))
The Shadow: ((aw. but mario shouldn't be winning any party game he's in.
FILE: ((Mhmm, yep
FILE: ((Gonna have to RP a human red later now
Syphon: ((shit happened again
Syphon: ((i need to watch this brb
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The Shadow: ((hai mv
Xhampi: ((MV DO NOT SPOIL SU
Xhampi: ((I HAVE NOT SEEN IT ET
★Prismaton★: ((im not crying youre crying
★Prismaton★: ((i wont spoil but
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★Prismaton★: ((i dont cry about things often
Xhampi: ((oh my website's got it up
Xhampi: ((just gotta download it and i should watch it soon
★Prismaton★: ((i dont get emotionally stricken by fictional things to the point of tears except for the one time i cried bc of physical illness in the transphobic new ppg episode
★Prismaton★: ((im crying
FILE: ((I've been told Inktale exists
FILE: ((Gonan go cry in a corner now
★Prismaton★: ((thats existed man
FILE: http://img01.deviantart.net/7cc9/i/2016/148/b/c/undertale_red_slicing_hood_by_toxidic-da422ky.png
FILE: WHEN DID THIS FUCKING RED ART SHOW UP
Syphon: ((back that was a lot of shit
The Shadow: ((purely one color completely circular eyes just... can't look cute imo. unless they are really large
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FILE: ((Eh, Creepy/Cute
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FILE: ((WHY DON'T WE GET HIGH AND WATCH PLANET EARTH just fucking played
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: ((Laharl. http://67.media.tumblr.com/99a2acbec7ba823aea816be2455a6157/tumblr_o1936jTMlC1v5v6rpo1_500.png
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FILE: ((Brb gonna go steal my sisters vodka
FILE: ((I need to forget this existed
★Prismaton★: ((its literally just a shitty excuse to draw sans
Jason Scott: "..."
Syphon: wakes up inside. "...What's up?"
Xhampi: ((watching su rn
★Prismaton★: ((i yelled at the tv
Syphon: (("AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" "SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO ENTERTAIN YOU"
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Jason Scott: "Nit much."
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Jason Scott: "Still curious about this place."
Syphon: It's surprisingly chill, but some things do go wrong quickly and easily, so you're welcome in advance for the buffs.
Jason Scott: "Buffs?"
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Syphon: Yeah...oh, I forgot you don't know them. They just strengthen you.
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Syphon: Like, you see those symbols above your head? Defense, Special Defense, and Evade. Also, I should ask, do you use magic?
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Jason Scott: "Hmm. I think I would be fine either way. I'm pretty much the only person who lives in the Prometheus school of RUNNIN away from things."
: Running*
Syphon: Evade isn't quite an out-of-combat thing, it's only good for dodging, not for running.
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Jason Scott: "Mainly cause a long straight line for me would be a short teleport twenty or so feet infront of me."
Syphon: Oh yeah, you do use magic, I remember. Any offensive magic?
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Jason Scott: "Magic? It's not magic."
DamnDude: (( I am literally running for my life and dodging anything of high cost so I just stay ahead of the person in third place. I have completely accepted 2nd place at this point ))
Jason Scott: "But, yeah. I can use it for offensive purposes."
Syphon: ...Seems like it, but okay. Just in case, - He holds out his staff and buffs Jason's Magic Attack. - there you go.
Xhampi: ((Dd has accepted the tyrannical rule of mario
Jason Scott: -He sips behind Syphon, and makes a motion like he was shooting a gun.-
Syphon: ((sips
Jason Scott: "Didn't see that coming, right?
Xhampi: ((jason: *SLUUUUUURRRP*
DamnDude: (( The thing is it's single player so you only need to get 2nd place, I've been getting first up til now but then the cancer corner formed ' ))
Jason Scott: "I have some other abilities. They're incredibly slow charging though."
Syphon: ...I didn't see it coming, why? And okay.
Jason Scott: "Just showing the offensive capibilities."
Syphon: Oh, okay. So it's indirectly offensive? Damn, Special Attack won't do anything for you then.
Jason Scott: "How about this?"
Jason Scott: -He spawns one of those ine bubbles, and everything within its small radius is frozen in time.-
Syphon: ...I don't think that would be affected either. Unless it hurts, in which case ye.s
Syphon: ((yes.*
Jason Scott: "Well, you can stack shots on it."
The Shadow: ((i want a gun that shoots guns that shoot guns that shoot guns that shoot guns that shoot knives
Jason Scott: "And then they all his your opponent at once."
Xhampi: ((shiit i ikeep pausing this episode to take breathers
Xhampi: ((some bad shit's gonna happen
Jason Scott: -It dissipates, and time keeps going in that area.-
The Shadow: ((that explode into guns
Syphon: Still indirectly offensive, sadly. The bullets would be affected by Attack. And I don't have a sword right now.
Xhampi: ((OH SHIT
Xhampi: ((I SEE NOW
Xhampi: ((GDI JASPER
Xhampi: ((BACK AT IT AGAIN
Jason Scott: -There's something off about him. Like as if he has some type of mental disorder, but you can put your finger on it.-
: Frisky x)'s connection timed out.
The Shadow: ((GUN
: ★Prismaton★ [★Prismaton★] joined chat.
Jason Scott: "Hmm. Thanks anyways."
Syphon: No problem. The other buffs are useful no matter what, so there's that.
Jason Scott: -He nods.-
Xhampi: ((AMETHYST NO
FILE: ((One day i'm gonna bother to watch SU
: Frisky x) [] joined chat.
★Prismaton★: ((aaaa
FILE: ((I'll probably binge watch the entire fucking thing in like, three days
Xhampi: ((I binged it in one day
Xhampi: ((It helps that i knew the big twist
★Prismaton★: ((thats what i did with nge but in two days with no sleep
Xhampi: ((and um
Xhampi: ((I kind of wanted to check out jasper
★Prismaton★: ((jaspers cool and interesting
The Shadow: ((i didn't care for the episodes i watched. so i have no plans to watch it.
★Prismaton★: ((so uh youre already spoiled to hell ane back
★Prismaton★: ((*and
Xhampi: ((i'm going to be the first to admit the first few episodes are kind of lame
Jäger Leyline: -enters
Syphon: Hey.
: Yazan [Yazan] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
★Prismaton★: ((i will be the second to admit
Xhampi: ((so if this is going the way i think its going
Xhampi: ((gaston jasper's in for a treat
★Prismaton★: ((yeah
★Prismaton★: ((shes in for a fuckin buffet
Xhampi: ((jasper: good i like mac and cheese
★Prismaton★: ((i cackled