Frisky: They are wearing normal clothes.

Vaati: I have a spine and a muscular tube.

Vaati: gestures to his very short chest. "My organs lie here."

Muffet: "Hm."

: So Vaati's fucking waist is smaller than this: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/8a/12/19/8a121984f654ebc232ca67955ce29a4d.jpg

Wandering Frisk: thats not all you got right?

Syphon: ((wowie

Vaati: ((yes

: Damn

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know why that's appealing to vaati))

: ((Also it's time for PMD but I'll wait and set up as you guys do shit in here

Gaster: ((I don't know why anyone finds that appealing

Vaati: ((he does it because he can.

Wandering Frisk: (go ahead withot me

Vaati: ((he doesnt realize that its weird save him

Vaati: I thought that was a survival evolution in all?

Gaster: shakes his head.

Vaati: ......Oh.

: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] disconnected.

Barchar: (is yaz even in pmd)

Vaati: turns bright blue.

Vaati: I... thought this appeared in all.

Muffet: "No, our heart, stomach, lungs..."

Muffet: "Those are all right around here." she said, rubbing her stomach area

Wandering Frisk: (nope cuz Im workin when its on

Vaati: ...Those lie above.

Vaati: gestures to his upper chest.

Muffet: "Well, for you, yes. For us, no."

Vaati: .....Oh.

Wandering Frisk: well some might like the thin wait thing but it does look rather.....abnormal

Wandering Frisk: waist*

Vaati: .....

Vaati: Oh.

Vaati: warps out. He warps back in in the same outfit, but the corset is replaced by a tight top. He's certainly thinner than average even without the corset.

Wandering Frisk: still think your good looking though

Vaati: ...Is this better?

Fellby: "Yeah."

Wandering Frisk: sort of, might want to try somethong loose though

Vaati: I apologize, I had not realized it was abnormal.

Vaati: I already wear far too much loose clothing.

Wandering Frisk: Ehhh I dont mind

Wandering Frisk: heh you should see my clients

Vaati: ....Possibly.

Vaati: warps out. To buy better clothes. goodbye you fuckin nerd

Fellby: "Most of 'em take off the clothes th -oh."

Vaati: ((ill be in arcreactor

Wandering Frisk: and hes gone

: Vaati [Vaati] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].

Fellby: "Yeah..."

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

: ((flame get the hell in

Wandering Frisk: well you two wanna go have some fun?

: ((Shhh

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

Syphon: ?

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Wandering Frisk: meant my two bosses....but youre welcome to join

Syphon: Join what exactly? I'm assuming sex and if that's the case no.

Syphon: But thank you for the offer.

Wandering Frisk: what? no

Syphon: Oh. Uh. What is it?

Wandering Frisk: go carts and laser tag

Fellby: "Yeah, it's really great!"

Syphon: ...Sure, why not.

Wandering Frisk: muffet cjeats though, uses 6.guns at once

Gaster: "And she looks damn good while doing it."

Syphon: ((was that for fell?

Wandering Frisk: come on boss whoever wins gets to be top this time -heads off-

Syphon: follows.

Fellby: "Alright baby. You got it."

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] disconnected.

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

: Smolapeño's connection timed out.

: bloolooboyle [] joined chat.

Wandering Frisk: likely lost ponpurpose because hes a bitch for fellby

Fellby: -so you mean-

Syphon: likely was confused because it ended up not being an RPG, and probably failed a good amount.

: o boi

Fellby: -he's always a slut for fellby-

Wandering Frisk: -damn right

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] joined chat.

Gaster: ((this is gaster rn https://67.media.tumblr.com/7f10ea5649c08ac577914120174c42d0/tumblr_inline_o2xv4derOH1qj55c1_500.gif

Chiaki Nanami: ((So

Chiaki Nanami: ((I'm playing virtue's last reward

Syphon: ((pmd is going on

Chiaki Nanami: ((And I already know who the mastermind is

Chiaki Nanami: ((Because tehre's a char called dio

Wandering Frisk: (gaster becamesailor moon?

Gaster: ((no he got wings

Gaster: ((and is getting used to them

Gaster: ((knocking shit over in the process

: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.

: Wandering Frisk's connection timed out.

Chara_Dreemurr: "..."

Chiaki Nanami: is quickly gathering [i]things[/i] into a backpack

Chara_Dreemurr: "...Whatcha doing?"

Gaster: is kind of taking a nap on the counter.

Gaster: -His wings are outstretched.-

Chiaki Nanami: "Getting my stuff together to go on an adventure"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Adventure?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "What kind of adventure?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "?"

Chiaki Nanami: "I can go catch pokemon"

Chiaki Nanami: is determined

Chara_Dreemurr: "Oh boy."

Chara_Dreemurr: "I'm gonna come with you, just in case, alright?"

Chara_Dreemurr: -She looks over at what she is bringing.-

Chiaki Nanami: is bringing cash, snacks, etc

Chara_Dreemurr: "You know where we're going?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Cause I don't really know any Pokemon timeline."

Chiaki Nanami: "No, but I'm sure I can find one of those.. timelines that has pokemon"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Hmm. I'll protect you."

: Wandering Frisk [Wandering Frisk] joined chat.

Chiaki Nanami: she starts looking around the anydoor

Chara_Dreemurr: -She follows, probably offering to hold Chiaki's stuff for her.-

Chiaki Nanami: has a backpack

Chara_Dreemurr: -She offers to hold it for her.-

Chiaki Nanami: says nah, as she's still looking for an anydoor phonebook

Wandering Frisk: is busy gettimg destroyed by Fellby

Wandering Frisk: (that Im heading.back home now

Chara_Dreemurr: -She looks around for one too.-

Syphon: ((alright

Chara_Dreemurr: -I assume one of them finds one.-

Chiaki Nanami: sure why not

Chara_Dreemurr: -She hands it to Chiaki, for her to find one she likes.-

Chiaki Nanami: looks through

Chara_Dreemurr: -As she does, she heads home, to go get some stuff.-

Chara_Dreemurr: -And returns fairly quickly.-

Chara_Dreemurr: -She has a small holstered pouch, presumably with a spring assisted switch knife, or some other knife in there.-

Chiaki Nanami: ((Gotta put on my roasting hat

Chiaki Nanami: ((Plaid fedora

: (( IT'S LIT

: Wandering Frisk's connection timed out.

Chiaki Nanami: ((http://imgur.com/a/wKgvC

: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjtti6P1heg&feature=youtu.be

Chara_Dreemurr: "Alright, I'm ready."

: bloolooboyle [] disconnected.

Chiaki Nanami: ((http://imgur.com/a/DwjiB

: Syphon's connection timed out.

: ((Is their characters name actually favorite))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Yes http://imgur.com/a/hjGLx

: Syphon [Syphon] joined chat.

: ((Still. Still calling your character Mr. Goat))

Chiaki Nanami: ((better than 'the cripple'

Chiaki Nanami: ((Ok I'm actually getting somewhere

Chiaki Nanami: ((Tangy was literally

Chiaki Nanami: ((OOC upset

Chiaki Nanami: ((That I killed off smazzy

: ((K))

: Wandering Frisk [Wandering Frisk] joined chat.

Chiaki Nanami: ((Ok thank god I got tangy to back off

: ((Cool))

Chara_Dreemurr: -She sits down, and relaxes while Chiaki prepares or whatever.-

Chiaki Nanami: ((I got my votes in

Chiaki Nanami: ((MORE FUCKING LOGS

Chiaki Nanami: ((Im playin mc

Wandering Frisk: (https://m.reddit.com/r/news/comments/4w5k1m/ga_man_arrested_for_having_sex_with_goat/

: bloolooboyle [] joined chat.

Wandering Frisk: (was that you slarv?

Cowboy Kid: ((wow

Cowboy Kid: ((thats a really baaaaaaaad thing to do

Wandering Frisk: (yeah well go tell people in thw middle east that

Chiaki Nanami: ((Maybe

Wandering Frisk: (knew.slarvy

Wandering Frisk: knew it*

Gaster: ((Xhampi in her natural habitat http://prntscr.com/c1s7vf

: Wandering Frisk [Wandering Frisk] disconnected.

: ((What))

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

: bloolooboyle [] disconnected.

: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] disconnected.

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] joined chat.

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] disconnected.

Gaster: ((alright, i'm heading to bed

Gaster: ((i'll see if i have time to rp anymore with you guys outside of arcs

: Gaster [Gaster] disconnected.

Syphon: ((alright, gn

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] joined chat.

Chiaki Nanami: ((There was a guy at the farm

Chiaki Nanami: ((I killed him

Chiaki Nanami: ((And got 30 motherfucking vote bonuses that he had holy shit

: Kek

: ((How much money you'i t now)

: You got*

Chiaki Nanami: ((68 thousand

: ((How'd the guy get to the farm?))

Chiaki Nanami: ((The ground farm

Chiaki Nanami: ((With the animals

: ((Oh okya()

: Okay*

Chiaki Nanami: ((I just saw him there, and sliced him up

: ((Was he AFK))

Chiaki Nanami: ((idk

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

: ((Any other good shit?))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Yeah, a lot

Chiaki Nanami: ((30 keys

Chiaki Nanami: ((Using them now

: ((Oh shit))

Chiaki Nanami: ((FFFFFFF

Chiaki Nanami: ((ACCIDENTALLY SET THE F HOME TO BELOWGROUND

: ((YOU FUCC))

: ((I'm at the base though, don't worry()

Chiaki Nanami: ((ok used /back

: ((Got anything from the keys yet?))

Chiaki Nanami: ((So much stuff

Chiaki Nanami: ((When are we gonna coat the base in glass and water

: ((Like what))

: ((Also, Obsidian and water. And whenever we want))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Diamonds, brawler kit, lotsa shit

: ((Just note, no entrance or exit.))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Just set the f home inside and your normal home elsewhere

: ((Exactly))

: ((How much Obsidian do we have? We're gonna need a lot.))

Chiaki Nanami: ((A bunch

: ((Not that is is a bad thing, but our base is huge))

Chiaki Nanami: ((And I plan to make it bigger

: ((So, we should do absurdism later))

: Obsidian*

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

: ((We're gonna need like, 12 or twelve stacks of obsidian, at least))

: 11 or 12A*

: 12*

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

Ed: (( Guess who's back, back again ))

Ed: (( So I have good news and bad news ))

: ((Which is

Ed: (( Good news: I liked the movie that might get me banned if I say the title ))

Ed: (( Bad News: I just found out a person my I knew kind of well who worked for my dad had died ))

: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.

: ((Oh))

: ((Sorry))

: ((My condolences

Chiaki Nanami: ((Same, sorry for your loss

Ed: (( Thank you guys ))

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

: Gaster [Gaster] joined chat.

Gaster: ((Just saw what happened, sorry for your loss dd

: Gaster [Gaster] disconnected.

: Syphon [Syphon] disconnected.

: Gaster [Gaster] joined chat.

: Gaster [Gaster] disconnected.

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

: Wandering Frisk [Wandering Frisk] joined chat.

: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Wandering Frisk: (bullet train time

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

Wandering Frisk: (sorry to hear that DD, hope youre doing well

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] disconnected.

Wandering Frisk: (everyone in pmd?

Ed: (( I think so ))

: Wandering Frisk [Wandering Frisk] is now Yazan [Yazan].

Ed: (( Haven't checked ))

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

: ((Yeah

: ((Right now everybody is fucked

Yazan: (justice

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] disconnected.

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] disconnected.

: Yazan's connection timed out.

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

: High Priest Laharl [Nobody] joined chat.

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

: ((Hi Fuckharl

Yazan: (hows my favoritw larharl

Yazan: (well youre the only Larharl I know

Nobody: ((Just got back from Medieval Times

: ((Neato

Ed: (( How did it go ))

: ((^

Nobody: ((Pretty well

Yazan: (I still likw that place

: ((Ah

Yazan: (I rememeberit being really serious as a child

Yazan: (but got cheesy as I got older

Nobody: ((Idk I think two of the knights had some fucking irl vendetta

Nobody: ((Cause one of them was walking out with a bloody as fuck nose

Yazan: (cool

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

Yazan: (last one I saw was stupidily funny

Yazan: (the way the guys died

Nobody: ((This one was pretty serious

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.

Barchar: (hi laharl)

Barchar: (you missed)

Barchar: (some shit)

Nobody: ((Bad shit or plot shot

Barchar: (plot shit)

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] joined chat.

Barchar: (Auron got...something'd by darkrai and rekt us all)

Barchar: (Hoopa had to intervene to keep him from killing s)

Barchar: (and Sage has basically totally lost his shit)

: ((Not fucking killing

: ((That's pretty over-the-top

MettatonSEX: ((well, reking us further

Barchar: (I mean, I figured that was probably gonna be his goal once they were all KOd, but)

Barchar: (aight)

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] disconnected.

Barchar: (Anyway, everybody is fucked and nobody is taking it well)

: ((^

: ((Character development happened

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] joined chat.

: ((In Chapter 8

Barchar: (If you can actally be here for the next chapter, Sage is probably gonna think he's imagining Relic for a bit)

Chiaki Nanami: ((Tomorrow is the boss of chapter 2

Chiaki Nanami: ((Das gon b fun

: Yazan's connection timed out.

Nobody: ((Might not be here for that

MettatonSEX: ((auron successfully pissed off sterling to the point where they currently want to choke him until he almost asphyxiates and then drop him

Nobody: ((Will attempt to show up))

: ((Please do

: ((You're going to be overlevelled at this rate

Barchar: (under, you mean/)

MettatonSEX: ((i mean sterling was already kinda pissed but this took the cake

Nobody: ((Also, whule I was at MT

Nobody: ((One of the knigths apparently mistook me for a pretty young lady

Nobody: ((And threw me a fucking rose

: ((Wowwwww

Barchar: (pfff)

Chiaki Nanami: ((Wow

Nobody: ((And then almost fell off his horse when I fucking threw it back at him

MettatonSEX: ((fun fact, if sterling wasnt already pissed at the churchfucker they wouldnt have fought

MettatonSEX: ((nice

Chiaki Nanami: ((Hue

Barchar: (churchfucker?)

: Smolapeño [Smolster] joined chat.

MettatonSEX: ((the "sons of arceus" guy

Barchar: (Must have missed that)

Nobody: ((El.Jpg

Nobody: ((Good news

Nobody: ((Bravoh has been delayed again, but for a good reason!

Nobody: ((Because i'm gonna be wrapping up Reborn

: ((Hell yeah

MettatonSEX: (nice

Chiaki Nanami: ((Kewl

Nobody: ((May or may not never do Bravoh again))

Nobody: ((Because I fucking lost the doc

Nobody: ((That had all the fucking data for Bravoh's calcs and shit

: ((Ah

MettatonSEX: ((btw churchfucker basically said when sterling gently corrected that theyre not a guy: "you look like a man so you must be a man" and sterling very much wanted to crush him

Chiaki Nanami: ((Ripperinos

Master Roshi: (( M'Dick, where did m'dick go?! ))

MettatonSEX: ((also fuckin rip

Nobody: ((BUT!

Nobody: ((I will be allowing you all to keep your current teams

Barchar: (awww, i can't link specific things for willfromafar to say)

Sherry Noble: ((well now i might never show up

Nobody: ((ANd bring them into whatever i'm doing for the next pokemon thing

Barchar: (oh well)

Chiaki Nanami: ((I'm gonna kick you guys' ass tomorrow

Master Roshi: (( Oh, there's M'Dick ))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Dd did you find m'dick

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Regular Mimiga [Mimiga].

Nobody: ((I'm sad that Sadako might not get that limelight, me and Chime planned up a shitstorm of fun

Mimiga: a totally normal mimiga in yellow clothes walks in silently. They sit on the couch.

Ed: (( I'm not looking at your dick ))

Nobody: Oh hey I RPed one of those.

Chiaki Nanami: is currently on a pokemon quest

Hy: ((well i guess i gotta find a way to get in on this

Nobody: Coco needs limelight again, maybe I should bring her back one day

Monaca: Shit this bitch's new episode should be out tomorrow

Nobody: Nobody clasps his hands together at his usual table.

: ((Laharl really likes the limelight

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Vaati [Vaati].

Nobody: "I feel like something was lost recently."

Mimiga: (HC: The reason quote never talks is because he actually forgot how english works. The only things he ever says are 'yes ' and 'no', which are basically hard-coded. Otherwise, he has no idea what the hell anybody is saying. He just picks randomly and it works out.)

Chiaki Nanami: ((Laharl i got into a fight with an /r/undertale rp moderator and won

Mimiga: (also)

Mimiga: (The final cave is bullshit)

Chiaki Nanami: ((It is

Vaati: warps in.

Chiaki Nanami: ((Getting to it is more bullshit though

Nobody: ((This means I can arguably bring Miyu back there, i'm willing to give the RP a second chance

Nobody: ((SInce it was mainly Noctis to kill her

Mimiga: (It wouldn't be too too bad if it didn't STRIP ALL YOUR FUCKING LEVELS FROM YOUR WEAPONS)

Nobody: ((#Nemesis

Chiaki Nanami: ((Dont rp with tangy much because tangy is a dickhole

Nobody: ((#NemesisAndSpur2016

Chiaki Nanami: ((Nemesis and spur

Mimiga: (EXCEPT THAT IF I GET ONE EXPERIENCE THE NEMESIS BECOMES SHIT)

Mimiga: (and i have the machine gun)

Chiaki Nanami: ((So dont-

Nobody: ((Are we going with the 'lol theres a shoe here' excuse))

Chiaki Nanami: ((HAH

Nobody: ((YOU FUCKING

Chiaki Nanami: ((MACHINE GUN

Mimiga: (IT'S MY FIRST RUN)

Nobody: ((OKAY, I CAN'T BLAME YOU, I DID THAT TOO))

Mimiga: (AND IT MAKES THE GAME EARLIER)

Nobody: ((BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE

Mimiga: (EASIER*)

Nobody: ((JUST FUCKING REPLAY THE GAME

Nobody: ((AND GET THE SPUR

Mimiga: (HELL NO)

Vaati: Recap: tight purple top, black spiked jacket, asymmetrical black skirt, purple skinny jeans, black spiked boots with heels.

Nobody: ((CAUSE YOU'RE FUCKED WITHOUT IT

Chiaki Nanami: ((YOU ARE NOT

Chiaki Nanami: ((BEATING BALLOS

Mimiga: (I'M NOT FIGHTING BALLOS)

Chiaki Nanami: ((WITH THE MACHINE GUN

Mimiga: (I HAVE NO INTENTION OF FIGHTING BALLOS THIS RUN0

Chiaki Nanami: ((Oh you mean that final cave

Mimiga: (I DON'T EVEN THINK YOU CAN WITH THE MACHINE GUN)

Chiaki Nanami: ((The easy final cave

Mimiga: (No, it's the 'hard' one i think)

Chiaki Nanami: ((I thought you meant hell

Mimiga: (I saved cyurly and got the booster 2.0)

Nobody: ((HC:Quote only brings like, two fucking weapons with him off the island, Theres a shitton of bubble guns, blades, and other such assortments still on that island that's currently being owned by a shitton of Mimigas))

Vaati: why the fuck does a 9'6" man need high heels

Mimiga: (but from what ii udnerstand you can't fight ballos without keeping the polar star)

Nobody: ((Sacred Grounds with a machine gun

Nobody: ((Looooool))

Chiaki Nanami: ((No

Chiaki Nanami: ((Did you fight ma pignon?

Mimiga: (...shit)

Mimiga: (yeah)

Mimiga: (i saved curly)

Chiaki Nanami: ((And gave her the cure?

Chiaki Nanami: ((Cool

Chiaki Nanami: ((So you will be going to hell

Mimiga: (...I didn't think you could actually fight ballos with the machine gun)

Nobody: ((Ripadip

Mimiga: (I thought it only worked if you kept the polar star)

Chiaki Nanami: ((And fighting mr 4 phase ballos

Mimiga: (and i also figured it probably wouldn't even work on easy mode)

Nobody: ((Wiiith a fucking machine gun

Vaati: ...Hello.

Mimiga: (I just wanted to save curly)

Mimiga: (why didn't i just accept the booster 0.8)

Mimiga: is entirely fucking silent

Vaati: ...

: Look, it's Pleinair!

: lolno

Vaati: Hello?

Mimiga: (HC: A different reason quote never talks)

Mimiga: (is because their voice is Willfromafar and they just dont want that shit)

Mimiga: "..." they wave. Yeah, that's clearly a mask.

Chiaki Nanami: ((Tomorrow you'll be fighting someone who gets 2 moves in one turn

: Smolapeño's connection timed out.

Vaati: We... have not met, I do not believe. I am Vaati.

Vaati: ((thats fuckin bullshit

Chiaki Nanami: ((And can freeze you, then shatter you and remove you from the battle /s

Nobody: ((Fucking Seymour

Vaati: ((please do not fuck seymour

Vaati: ((he is doing his best

Nobody: ((Idk he's pretty fucking hot

Vaati: ((only fuck seymour with consent

Vaati: ((and watch out for the plant

Chiaki Nanami: ((That hair is probably harder than his dick given all the gel

: ((I'm willing to bet Relic just fucking said "Sayonara dummkofts" and just floats away leaving everyone else to die

Mimiga: "..." If they could sweat they would be. "H-" They stop.

Mimiga: (she's just spaced out on SAge's back)

Vaati: ((youre talking about a very different seymour

Nobody: ((She refuses to get out of bed after the forest incident))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Ffx

Vaati: ((little shop of horrors

Chiaki Nanami: ((Rip

: (("the forest incident"

: ((I get it the chapter was shit

Vaati: Are you unwell?

Mimiga: (So, uh, is there any way to force the game to give me the normal ending)

Mimiga: they shake their head

: ((Hack

Chiaki Nanami: ((Don't go to hell, and I think you can still get it

Mimiga: (Okay good)

Mimiga: (Cause i do NOT want to fight ballos)

Mimiga: (I just wanted to fight the doctor with a living curly)

Vaati: You nearly spoke, and then ceased. It is worrying.

Chiaki Nanami: ((And i think you also have to not save or use the bed after final cave

Chiaki Nanami: ((But im not sure

Mimiga: shrugs

: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.

Mimiga: (wait what)

Vaati: Are you injured?

Mimiga: (why would that not let me go anywhere but hell)

Mimiga: they shake their head again

Chiaki Nanami: ((Because the entrance is in that room

Chara_Dreemurr: -She's still been waiting on Chiaki.-

Vaati: Hm.

Chiaki Nanami: is on a pokemon quest

Chara_Dreemurr: -In that case, she followed.-

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Nobody: ((Fuck Miyu is interacting with Sunny))

Chiaki Nanami: ((You brought her in

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] disconnected.

Nobody: ((Yep

Nobody: ((Thought Bio was offline

Mimiga: finds some piece of paper. "I'm fine." they write on it

Mimiga: "You don't want to hear my voice."

: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] joined chat.

Vaati: It is likely a minor problem if any at all.

Chara_Dreemurr: -She really doesn't trust much, and keeps an eye on everything.-

Mimiga: "Calling it a problem is...questionable"

Vaati: But if you feel more comforted in writing, I understand.

Nobody: Nobody would join the fucking club.

Ed: (( Also I thought they said Favorite was dead ))

Nobody: Noody and Chara can form the paranoia club.

Vaati: May I know your name?

Nobody: ((OH BOY ERROR SANS POPPING IN

Nobody: ((WITH THE FUCKING ZALGO TEXT

Mimiga: they pause for a second, thinking. "Oh, why bother keeping it a secret?" they mutter. They freeze up a bit. 'Quote' they write down hurriedly.

Mimiga: (http://www.acapela-group.com/demo-tts/DemoHTML5Form_V2.php put his lines through WillFromAfar on this for the true experience)

: Regular Mimiga [Mimiga] is now QuoteFromAfar [Quote].

Vaati: It is nice to meet you, Quote.

Quote: (how did bio put links in the names)

: bloolooboyle [] joined chat.

Quote: he nods

: Yazan's connection timed out.

: (( Wait what

Quote: (i thought i remembered bio like)

Quote: (linking a picture of sunny in her nickname)

Quote: (maybe it was a prefix)

Ed: (( It's not a prefix ))

: (( No it wasn't a prefix

: (( He developed his own system for switching characters

: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.

Ed: (( Oh I know what he did, he used simple replacements instead of the character creator ))

: (( Yeah

Quote: (...huh)

: Yazan's connection timed out.

Quote: [url=http://www.acapela-group.com/demo-tts/DemoHTML5Form_V2.php]""[/url] how dumb does this seem

Quote: [url=http://www.acapela-group.com/demo-tts/DemoHTML5Form_V2.php]""[/url] Eh alright I guess

: no that's how people actually do that

Quote: [url=http://www.acapela-group.com/demo-tts/DemoHTML5Form_V2.php]""[/url] 'yeah nice to meet you too'

: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.

: Ed [Ed] is now ??? [].

Quote: ((I could also make replacements to turn the beginning of sentences by him into the begnning of the url command, and the end into the end of it))

Quote: [url=http://www.acapela-group.com/demo-tts/DemoHTML5Form_V2.php]""[/url] (but eh)

Vaati: nods, smiling a bit.

: Yazan's connection timed out.

Vaati: ((the accapella thing with the scatman lyrics is funny

: [url=https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bc/Face-grin.svg/220px-Face-grin.svg.png]Smiley Fuck:[/url] (( Got it ))

Nobody: ((Everyone's trying to convince Miyu Shoe's evil

Quote: this is a [url=http://www.acapela-group.com/demo-tts/DemoHTML5Form_V2.php]test"

Quote: (that did not work)

Quote: (oh)

Quote: (I made the end a regex replacement)

Quote: (oops)

: (( Regex replacements are neat

Quote: (maybe it'd actually work if they were the same kind of replacement :V)

Quote: this is a [url=http://www.acapela-group.com/demo-tts/DemoHTML5Form_V2.php]second test"

Chiaki Nanami: ((What are the codes again

Quote: (nope didn't work)

Quote: (i cri)

Chiaki Nanami: ((I know 56tangerine is bio is pming me

Nobody: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Gq_6yrPY-JrE92Xd9JqrS16wwCM4DSTBtbSwEJDDkq8/edit

Nobody: ((Translation is: Bio/fuck no

Nobody: ((Or, Bio Fuck Off

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Quote: (whatever I'll just occasionally remind people that the willfromafar is necessary for the full experience)

Quote: "..." They shake their head, taking the mimiga mask off. It wasn't a great idea.

Quote: also, they have yellow clothes. If Chiaki was here, she'd know that meant he was in EASY MODU

Nobody: Nobody just clasps his hands together.

: Vaati [Vaati] joined chat.

Vaati: ....Yellow is suitable for you.

Vaati: tries to English

Nobody: ((Bio

Nobody: ((Is fucking trying

Quote: "Thanks-" they freeze up again. "DAMMIT WHY CAN'T I JUST STOP TRYING TO-well too late."

Nobody: ((To steal support tokens

: (( Y_tho

: (( http://i.imgur.com/hBkaEFS.png

: (( Call him out on it

Vaati: Oh.

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.

Vaati: I had thought that your voice would bring about demonic beings or something of the sort.

Quote: "No, it just sounds stupid."

Vaati: Ah.

Vaati: I have heard far stranger.

Quote: "I mean, it has a rising pitch at the end of sentences. What is this, spanish?"

Vaati: What is that?

Quote: "A different language, one with a rising pitch at the end of sentences."

Vaati: Oh.

: Yazan's connection timed out.

Vaati: Well.

Vaati: makes a note to never learn a third language

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] disconnected.

Quote: wouldn't blame him

Vaati: might end up finding that humans have a language that is literally just his but backwards, though

Quote: does vaati talk in backwards japanese or something?

Vaati: Languages are strange and confusing unless you have been immersed in them.

Vaati: ((yes

: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.

Quote: huh

Vaati: ((thats literally picorese ingame

Vaati: ((in the japanese game, anyway

Quote: "I'm a robot, so..."

Vaati: ((english just made it gibberish

Quote: "It's not that much of a problem."

Quote: he shrugs

Vaati: Ah.

: Socially-Inept Bread [] disconnected.

Vaati: Well. If one is not, then. Well.

Vaati: shrugs,

Quote: "Yeah....yeah."

: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.

: Yazan's connection timed out.

: High Priest Laharl [Nobody] disconnected.

Vaati: goes to take a seat but knocks his goddamn head on one of the lower parts of the ceiling.

Vaati: falls onto a chair, hilariously enough.

Vaati: ...This is not what I had intended.

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.

Vaati: pulls a splinter from his head.

Yazan: (I said there was a pokemon stpre at the airport right?

: QuoteFromAfar's connection timed out.

Vaati: ((i think

: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.

Yazan: (cool. I no longer have my wifi walker so Ill be in and out

: ((Okay))

Vaati: ((k

: (( I read that as 'wifi wifey'

Vaati: ((wifi waifu

Yazan: (no but I did find a new waifu while here

Vaati: ((who

: ((Who dat))

Yazan: (dont know her name, dont even thibk she has one. She is merely a mascot for an arcade game I played about100 ti?es

Yazan: times*

: ((What game))

Yazan: (Gundam UC Card Builder

Yazan: (lemme get a pic

: QuoteFromAfar [Quote] joined chat.

Yazan: (http://m.imgur.com/2OKhJ3W

: (( HEEEEELP http://i.imgur.com/5Qh8itb.png

Vaati: ((she cute

: (( ^

Yazan: (yep

Yazan: (I love women in uniforms

: ((Here I am in bed))

: ((Eating a breakfast burrito at 1:45 AM))

Yazan: (is slarv with you?

: ((Maybe))

: ((If Slarv is a pillow yes))

: (( Drinking milk at 10:46 PM

: QuoteFromAfar's connection timed out.

: ((Wait this isn't a breakfast burrito))

Yazan: (did you name your pillow slarv?

: (( While messing around with OpenMPT

: ((It's a breakfast chimichanga))

: (( I should name my pillow after yaz

: ((Also yes my cuddle pillow's name is Slarv))

Yazan: (eating McDonalds in japan at 1447

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Yazan: (I knww it bread

: (( it's 2 PM there?

: Vaati [Vaati] joined chat.

: ((I sleep with Slarv every night))

: (( i'm going to name my cuddle pillow after yaz

Chiaki Nanami: is finished trying to find pokemon

Yazan: (almost 1500 or 3

: (( 24-hour time is nice

Chara_Dreemurr: "Find anything?"

Vaati: puts a small, tight braid in his hair.

Chiaki Nanami: shakes her head

: QuoteFromAfar [Quote] joined chat.

Chiaki Nanami: "No.. couldn't find any in that timeline"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Oh well. You'll get em next time."

Chiaki Nanami: it was the pokemon go timeline

Chara_Dreemurr: "Plenty of timelines to look."

Chiaki Nanami: and the servers crashed

Chara_Dreemurr: -Or DDoSed.-

Vaati: 's ears twitch, hearing new sound. He looks to where Chara and Chiaki are. "Oh, hello."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Hello."

Chiaki Nanami: "Uh.. hello"

Yazan: ((theres a fucking gym in the airport

Vaati: I do not believe we have met.

: (( Somebody runs onto the runway to catch a Zubat

Yazan: (I mean Pkm Go gym too

Quote: waves at chiaki

Vaati: stands up, avoids the low-laying beams, and goes near Chiaki. He gives a polite bow. "My name is Vaati."

Yazan: (wouldnt be surpised if yjat happe.ed bloo

Chara_Dreemurr: -She lets Chiaki try and talk to Vaati.-

Chiaki Nanami: nods, she's holding back excitement as usual, "I'm Chiaki"

Vaati: It is a pleasure to meet you.

Chiaki Nanami: "Same"

Chiaki Nanami: she's nervous but on the surface she looks calm and ready

Vaati: ...May I ask what exactly your hair clip is an image of?

Chiaki Nanami: "Huh..? Oh!"

Chiaki Nanami: takes off the clip

Chiaki Nanami: "It's a spaceship from Galaga"

Chara_Dreemurr: -She smirks.-

: Yazan's connection timed out.

Vaati: A... space ship? You mean to say that there are vessels that traverse space, with passengers on board?

: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.

Vaati: has a raised brow and a slight grin.

Chiaki Nanami: "No.. well, there are but not like this. It's from a game"

: (( "No it's a ship that takes up a lot of space, stop assuming so much" ))

Vaati: Oh.

: Yazan's connection timed out.

Vaati: Still, that is fascinating.

Quote: walks up, inspecting it

Chara_Dreemurr: -She keeps an arm around Chiaki as she talks.-

Quote: once again, if chiaki would give a shit, he's obviously in EASY MODO

Chiaki Nanami: silently judges quote

Quote: "...What?"

Chiaki Nanami: "Huh?"

: bloolooboyle [] is now bloolooboyle [Raprix].

Raprix: Ice-block mailman enters the bar, but not on a block of ice.

Raprix: Instead he is dressed as a policeman and is holding a yellow notepad and a green crayon.

Vaati: ((thats pretty handy dandy

Quote: "...Okay then." He said, giving her the ship back

Raprix: (( kek

Chiaki Nanami: "It doesn't do anything"

Raprix: "..."

Quote: (chiaki: "SAY THAT WE'RE IN THE BEAM")

Raprix: "[i]bLUE[/i]"

Quote: "I know."

Raprix: "[i]WHERE The fuck aRE YOU[/i]"

Vaati: .....

Vaati: looks at his hands.

Chara_Dreemurr: "..."/

Vaati: ........................Are you searching for me?

Chara_Dreemurr: "By the way, you never said if you could get me one of those hoodies."

Raprix: "Maybe."

Chiaki Nanami: "Oh.. oh yeah, I can"

Vaati: ...

Chara_Dreemurr: -She smiles.-

Chara_Dreemurr: "Thanks, Chiaki."

Quote: is getting the same country station curly did, assuming it's still going

Raprix: "I quit the mail force."

Chiaki Nanami: smiles back

Chiaki Nanami: "It's no problem"

Raprix: "Then I joined the force force."

Quote: lucky for him he actually likes country

Raprix: "Or, say, police force."

Chara_Dreemurr: -She kinda frowns a bit after, looking confused.-

Vaati: I believe I am more purpke than blue, unless you are counting inside of my body.

Raprix: "Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Vaati: ...

Chara_Dreemurr: "I... Am I being intrusive?"

Raprix: "[i]it doesn't matter anymore, forget about it[/i]," he whispers, in a Bill Wurtz jingle-style voice.

Chiaki Nanami: "Huh?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "I just... Am I being too... Friendly, I guess?"

Raprix: "I believe you spotted me earlier?"

Vaati: 's ears flatten.

Raprix: "While I was still part of the mail force?"

Chiaki Nanami: she shakes her head definitively

Vaati: Yes?

Raprix: "Well, let me tell you a thing or two about mail."

Chiaki Nanami: "No, you're being great.. I'd be lost in here without you"

Raprix: Raprix takes a step towards Vaati.

Vaati: ...

Chara_Dreemurr: "Okay, okay... I just feel like maybe I'm being rude by following you around all the time... I just have... A weird feeling about you. Like I, really, really don't want you to get hurt."

Raprix: "...[sub]If you see strange powder in a letter.....[/sub]"

Raprix: "[sub]...it's not worth it. Not worth it at all.[/sub]"

Vaati: Okay?

Chiaki Nanami: "Well, friends don't wanna see eachother getting hurt"

Quote: "Letters are awful, and I hate them."

Raprix: He looks at Quote.

Raprix: "Heyyyyyy! Speak the truth, my friend."

Raprix: "[i]SPEAK THE FUCKING TRUTH[/i]"

Quote: has had to deliver random-ass letters because he was the only one with a booster a loot

Chara_Dreemurr: "Yeah, but it's... Overwhelming."

Vaati: warps back a few feet.

Quote: "...I just did."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Maybe that's just me."

Chiaki Nanami: "How so?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "I dunno... I just feel like I'd be at fault if anything happened to you..."

Raprix: "Get this."

Chiaki Nanami: "You don't have to be worried"

Raprix: "Two years ago, I installed a flat piece of aluminium foil under my scalp."

Chara_Dreemurr: "I... Maybe I just miss having some one close to me, other than like, a relationship..."

Raprix: "I did the whole job myself. We Built This City playing in the background. [u]BUT ON LOOP, THOUGH.[/u]"

Vaati: Is this why you have gone mad?

Raprix: "Because, there are things out there. [i]FORCES.[/i]"

Raprix: "Forces that control everything you do and influence your very choices and speech."

Chiaki Nanami: "I understand that.."

Barchar: "I understand the feeling if so."

Raprix: "I feel like those forces are penetrating through my tinfoil protection. I CAN FEEL. IT IN MY BONES."

Quote: "...Suuuuuure thiiiing." He slooowly walks away

Raprix: "And those forces....have turned me into someone I don't want to be."

Chara_Dreemurr: "I used to have a brother. Maybe you know that."

Vaati: .....Please stop.

Raprix: "Someone [i]I'm not.[/i]"

Chiaki Nanami: "Asriel right?"

Quote: he takes out...a fucking bubble gun. Okay.

Chara_Dreemurr: -She nods.-

Raprix: "These....forces...."

Chiaki Nanami: "Yeah.. I know what happened"

Raprix: "These forces are contactable."

Raprix: "I know."

Raprix: these 'forces' he's talking about

Raprix: are literally the RPers

Quote: "Yes, I'm sure everything you're saying is 100% accurate."

Quote: NOOOOO

Vaati: charges a dark, sparking ball.

Quote: I couldn't tell

Chara_Dreemurr: "Well he's alive for me."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Just hates my guts."

Raprix: "I used to be someone completely fine and dandy, right, [i]right[/i]...?????"

Chiaki Nanami: "Oh! That's.. oh..."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Kinda got ejected from the family."

Raprix: "And just...one day....today, though. Today."

Quote: "Mhm, yup, you sure did."

Chiaki Nanami: "..."

Chara_Dreemurr: "...Guess I'm kinda acting like a big sister."

Raprix: "Today...it all changed when the fire nation attacked..."

Chiaki Nanami: "That's horrible.."

Vaati: Stop this.

Raprix: "[i]NO[/i]"

Chara_Dreemurr: "It's my fault... I did a lot of bad things, alright? Don't feel bad for me."

Raprix: "Ｎ Ｏ"

Vaati: TO STONE WITH YOU!

Vaati: fires tge blast at Raprix.

Raprix: y tho

Quote: he pulls the trigger, as a shit load of bubbles start orbiting around him

Raprix: y_tho

Quote: it's being used defensively here

Vaati: felt threatened by this strange rambling man

Chara_Dreemurr: "...I'm being weird. Aren't I? I'll stop acting like this, sorry..."

Quote: BECAUSE HE'S SOUNDING LIKE A FUCKING BASHIT CRAZY PERSON

Raprix: 力は私をコントロール１９９７ － Ｙ ＴＨＯ ？

Raprix: "....YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND"

Quote: what the fuck do you mean 'y tho'

Chiaki Nanami: "You've definitely changed, though! Everyone can change.. and if they won't accept you because of something you regret..."

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

Vaati: turned him to stone

Chara_Dreemurr: "Fuck Em?"

Raprix: Raprix just fucking disappears.

Vaati: ...

Quote: if anybody said anything like that to you, you'd think they were fucking crazy too

Raprix: For a split second, a hand is shown grabbing Raprix and throwing him out.

Vaati: turns to the others.

Chiaki Nanami: "..."

: Yazan [Yazan] joined chat.

Raprix: well hey you never know

Quote: quickly pulls out a sword, getting rid of the bubbles, before switching back the bubble gun

Chara_Dreemurr: "Figuratively."

Raprix: maybe forces are controlling us

Vaati: Tell me I am not losing my mind?

Raprix: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Vaati: That what had occured is real?

Quote: "I wouldn't know, but I'm pretty sure you're not

Quote: "I mean, I saw it."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Like, Screw them. Don't care about them."

Quote: if they are then they're some boring-ass forces

Chiaki Nanami: she nods

Chiaki Nanami: "Yeah, they don't deserve you"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Trying to start a new life."

Quote: make us do something INTERESTING guys

Raprix: like, fight to the death or something lol

Raprix: spice shit up

Raprix: Well.

: Yazan [Yazan] is now Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon].

Raprix: I think I've concluded the chapter of the crazy ice-block mailman

Jeska or Jekon: enters the bar

Vaati: sits down, groaning.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Heyy, Jeska."

Jeska or Jekon: hey CD

Chiaki Nanami: is with Chara

Chara_Dreemurr: -She's sitting with Chiaki.-

: bloolooboyle [Raprix] is now bloolooboyle [].

Barchar: "Hi, jeska. I don't assume the others have found it in their hearts to show back up."

Chara_Dreemurr: "That's my girlfriend, by the way."

Jeska or Jekon: just falls on the couch

Vaati: Hello.

: other shit coming to select theaters near you

Chiaki Nanami: nods

Quote: he steps a bit away from jeska

Chara_Dreemurr: "You alright, Jeska?"

: now I have to fucking go now

Jeska or Jekon: really tires

Quote: he doesn't really have the best experience with fish

Jeska or Jekon: tired*

Chara_Dreemurr: "Ahh."

: there was a fatal vape accident in the area

: mail force needs to get on this shit

: I should bring Raprix into /r/Undertale RP

Vaati: Forget this. I am leaving.

Vaati: leaves.

Jeska or Jekon: Jager and Loni are on their way back

Vaati: ((gn

Barchar: "Good. C

: ok im fucking tired gn

Chara_Dreemurr: "Cool."

Jeska or Jekon: (night

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Chiaki Nanami: doesn't wanna intrude on them

Quote: "Goodbye, man who didn't give me his name."

Chara_Dreemurr: "You should meet Chiaki."

: why the fuck did I name my pillow after yaz

: tf was I vaping

: bloolooboyle [] disconnected.

Jeska or Jekon: hey chick

Chara_Dreemurr: "Really nice, helping me feel good."

Chiaki Nanami: ((Chiaki's super fun because her story is going rn

Chiaki Nanami: ((I have no idea if she survives the tragedy or not

Jeska or Jekon: oh? how so?

Chara_Dreemurr: "Just being nice to me. Talking with me a lot."

: ((Sunny: Awawawee~

: ((Why

Jeska or Jekon: (wait bloo what?

Chara_Dreemurr: "I feel... Just better around her, too."

Chiaki Nanami: smiles

Chara_Dreemurr: "Like how I feel with you, but different."

Jeska or Jekon: ah I see

Jeska or Jekon: well Im back now.....no more escapades

Chara_Dreemurr: "Good."

Chara_Dreemurr: -She gives a hug and kiss to Jeska.-

Jeska or Jekon: so whatcha do chiaki

Jeska or Jekon: hugs and kisses back

Chiaki Nanami: "Um.. I like to play games"

Chara_Dreemurr: "She is incredible at them."

Jeska or Jekon: oh?I suck at those

Chara_Dreemurr: "She'd kick your ass at literally every single game that exists."

Jeska or Jekon: how about arm wrestling?

Chiaki Nanami: "Umm..."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Well."

Chiaki Nanami: "I'm not good at physical activities.."

Jeska or Jekon: juat video games then?

Chiaki Nanami: nods

Jeska or Jekon: cool

Chara_Dreemurr: -She pulls Chiaki to herself, while she leans on Jeska.-

Jeska or Jekon: whatca best at?

Chiaki Nanami: "I play every genre.. but I'm best at fighting games"

Jeska or Jekon: I tried to master goat simulator.......I keep dying

Chiaki Nanami: "You can die in that

Barchar: raises an eye row. "That...neither thing you just said is how goat simulator works."

Chiaki Nanami: "..?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "You can die in that?"

Chiaki Nanami: ((SOrry i am playing minecraft

Jeska or Jekon: ........

Chiaki Nanami: ((And im in an abandoned mineshaft

Jeska or Jekon: (brb

Chiaki Nanami: ((CAVE SPIDERS

Chara_Dreemurr: "So, Chiaki, need a place to stay?"

: Jeska or Jekon's connection timed out.

Chiaki Nanami: "I have a room back at hope's peak.. but..."

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] disconnected.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Oh, really? You can stay there then. If you want."

Chiaki Nanami: "The police haven't caught the murderer yet.."

Chiaki Nanami: "So.. if it's not too much to ask"

Chara_Dreemurr: "I'm sure we can find room in the house."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Worse case scenario, you're gonna have to sleep on the couch."

Chara_Dreemurr: "But I think we just had the house extended."

Chiaki Nanami: nods

Chiaki Nanami: "Thank you"

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] joined chat.

: Jeska or Jekon's connection timed out.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Jeska, can she stay with us?"

: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] joined chat.

: Jeska or Jekon's connection timed out.

Chiaki Nanami: looks to jeska, she has accepted chara's snuggliness by now

Chara_Dreemurr: -I'm gonna assume she would say yes.-

Chiaki Nanami: well, episode 4 of the despair arc is out

Chiaki Nanami: so i can have chiaki head home

Chara_Dreemurr: -In which, she lies her head on Jeska, pulling Chiaki on herself.-

Chiaki Nanami: and see what haplrns to her jn the morning

: ((Pls))

Chiaki Nanami: ((I dunno man

Chiaki Nanami: ((I have no idea what the plot will hold

: ((Pls))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Hopefully we won't get to the massive amounts of r2 until much later

: ((I feel like Bio was held back from being a fucking god modder here

: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] joined chat.

: ((We gave him chances

: ((Then he left

: ((And look what he's doing now

Chara_Dreemurr: "..."

: ((This is the worst he's RPed

Chara_Dreemurr: "This too much?"

Chiaki Nanami: (([s]I call my gods bosses and put them in arcs[/s]

Chiaki Nanami: "No, not at all"

: ((Filthy casual

Chiaki Nanami: ((Bio is now rping worse than he was during the biotem days

Chara_Dreemurr: "Kay, cool."

: ((>Yes, that verse of Feel Good Inc. is a lullaby is Sunny's timeline.

Chara_Dreemurr: -She hugs.-

Chiaki Nanami: ((And that was the time he roofied the whole bar

Chiaki Nanami: hugs back

Chiaki Nanami: aaaaaand she's asleep

: ((I should just fucking RP Frisk there and see what happens

Chiaki Nanami: ((I've rped KoS on there

: ((My RP style is completely different from theirs

: ((And lemme guess

: ((Sunny ruined him

Chiaki Nanami: ((Basically, more op characters head to /r/undertale

Chiaki Nanami: ((Yep

Chiaki Nanami: ((Sunny has managed to ruin the same character twice

Chiaki Nanami: ((On two different rps

Chara_Dreemurr: "Ohmygod you're so adorable..."

: ((Bio really gets on my nerves now

: ((If he has the nerve to come back

Chiaki Nanami: ((Same, but I can tolerate him

Chiaki Nanami: ((Tangy

Chiaki Nanami: ((Is my real enemy

: ((Right

: ((Tangy is fine but

: ((I should bring ordinary Joe to the /r/undertale RP))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Delta > Tangy

: ((SUNNY YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT

Chiaki Nanami: ((Tangy's reasoning for fucking up my plot

: ((O want to see how they comprehend a normal fucking human being))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Was that she felt bad about mr goat dying

: (("What... What are your abilities?"))

: ((I'm gonna RP Frisk there

: ((And just have Sunny not realize who she is

: (("I can make a mean lasagna!"))

Chiaki Nanami: ((That was my mindset when bringing in smazzy

: ((Because she's an angel

: (("...gtfo."))

Chiaki Nanami: (("How are they going to react to the most underpowered character they've ever seen"

: Jeska or Jekon's connection timed out.

Chiaki Nanami: (("What are your powers"

: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] joined chat.

: ((Or I can RP Hoopa

Quote: (when Barchar is one of the weakest people in that entire room)

Chiaki Nanami: (("I don't bump into tables as much anymore"

Quote: (you know shit is fucked)

Chiaki Nanami: ((Literally

Chiaki Nanami: ((The first 15 minutes I had smazzy in there

: ((Kek)

Chiaki Nanami: ((Tangy gave him telekinesis and telepathy

: ((Did it work))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Fuck no

Chiaki Nanami: ((My excuse was brain damage

: ((I did fucking school them though

: ((Noice))

Chiaki Nanami: ((You rekt em hard

Chiaki Nanami: she's dead out too

Chiaki Nanami: ((Bets on what happens in the morning

Chara_Dreemurr: -She doesn't care, she's just snuggled to her anyways.-

: ((Pls))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Either the gang meets junko, hajime becomes the ultimate hope, or chiaki gets iced

: ((Don't kill this Waifu))

: ((I'm going to RP Hoopa there

: ((This one is special))

Chiaki Nanami: ((I don't wanna kill this waifu

Chiaki Nanami: ((I like playing her

: ((And I'm going to see what happens

: Jeska or Jekon's connection timed out.

: ((Chiaki is actually adorable))

Chiaki Nanami: ((But the show is airing as I do, and I gotta keep canon fam

Chiaki Nanami: ((I know

: ((If they try to fucking ruin Hoopa, hell no

Chiaki Nanami: ((I'm doing my best to mimic best girl

: ((Well I don't watch and or play danganropa))

Chiaki Nanami: ((It's more despair arc chiaki than dr2 chiaki because she's way better in the despair arc

: ((Should I?))

Chiaki Nanami: ((And she's not a FUCKING AI THE WHOLE TIME

Chiaki Nanami: ((You should

Chiaki Nanami: ((Download a vita emulator, the games are rad as fuck

: ((I remember watching some gameplay of a friend))

: ((Seems very fucking story))

Chiaki Nanami: ((They're visual novels tho

Chiaki Nanami: ((Very very story

: ((Like, a telltale game, except less game))

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] disconnected.

Chiaki Nanami: ((Like hunger games x ace attorney

Chiaki Nanami: ((That's a visual novel for you

: ((Hungry attorney))

: ((By the way Slarv))

: ((I named my snuggle pillow after you))

: ((So I'm sleeping with you))

Chiaki Nanami: ((15 kids trapped in a high school and forced to get away with murdering a classmate to escape

: ((*lenny*))

Chiaki Nanami: ((You already were, in your dreams

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

: ((It's hip))

Chiaki Nanami: ((To fuck bio

: ((No stop))

: ((The meme is ruined))

: ((You fucked it Slarv))

Chiaki Nanami: ((I made it danker

: ((Anyways))

: ((If waifu dies))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Goddammit I told myself i wouldnt stay up till 2

: ((Why does this exist

Chiaki Nanami: ((I dont want waifu to die

: ((I'm gonna use S I T U A T I O N A L G O D M O D D I N G))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Kek

: ((http://orig07.deviantart.net/8929/f/2014/162/4/5/hoopa_and_diancie_s_response_by_yingyangheart-d7lz2dl.jpg

: ((That's just

: ((Why

Chiaki Nanami: ((If waifu dies in the episode, she'll just get injured

: ((Yey))

: ((I don't have to come to your house and hold you at gunpoint.))

: QuoteFromAfar's connection timed out.

Chiaki Nanami: ((But if she gets horribly psychologically abused like she does eventually!

: ((Fuck))

Chiaki Nanami: ((That's still gonna happen

Chiaki Nanami: ((Imma sleep now gn

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] disconnected.

: ((I need sleep too))

: ((Gn))

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] joined chat.

Jeska or Jekon: (back, just got a free print

Jeska or Jekon: (oh everyone is dead

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

: ???'s connection timed out.

: Jeska or Jekon's connection timed out.

: ??? [] joined chat.

: QuoteFromAfar [Quote] joined chat.

: QuoteFromAfar's connection timed out.

: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] joined chat.

: QuoteFromAfar [Quote] joined chat.

: (( ))

: ??? [] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].

Quote: (nice insight dd)

DamnDude: (( I was test a replacement, it was a success ))

DamnDude: (( Also holy shit, Cobalt said the most fucked up quote on the NLSS ))

DamnDude: (( "I want to have a brainless child and put my brain into it" ))

DamnDude: (( Well, it moreso started a very fucked up discussion ))

DamnDude: (( "Self replicating child husk to grow in" ))

: QuoteFromAfar's connection timed out.

: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] disconnected.

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

: Gaster [Gaster] joined chat.

DamnDude: (( Morning ))

: Gaster's connection timed out.

: DamnDude's connection timed out.

: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] joined chat.

Jeska or Jekon: (whose up?

Jeska or Jekon: (well no one since ita just DD and I

Jeska or Jekon: (shit I meant Ck and I

: Jeska or Jekon's connection timed out.

: Gaster [Gaster] joined chat.

: Gaster's connection timed out.

: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] joined chat.

Jeska or Jekon: (back in korea

: Jeska or Jekon's connection timed out.

: High Priest Laharl [Nobody] joined chat.

: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] joined chat.

Jeska or Jekon: (mornin

Nobody: (Mornin'

Jeska or Jekon: (hows life?

Nobody: ((SLeepy

Jeska or Jekon: (ya sleep in this time?

Nobody: ((Yeah

Nobody: ((Just woke up

Jeska or Jekon: (used to try and always gwt

Jeska or Jekon: (like 10 hours of sleep

Jeska or Jekon: (now I just go for 8

Nobody: http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=movNi4JS3tM#Stick_to_Your_Guns-_Watsky_ft._Julia_Nunes This has been blaring in my head forever.

: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.

Jeska or Jekon: (hey

Jeska or Jekon: (lar I.hate rap

: ((Hello))

Nobody: ((So do I, I just like Watsky

Jeska or Jekon: ((I suggest some mozart to fix that sonh being stuck in ye head

Jeska or Jekon: (so you two see the unmentionable movie

Nobody: ((Gonan see it tomorrow

Jeska or Jekon: (same

Jeska or Jekon: (you bread?

: ((Dunno)) l

: ((Dunno when that is))

: Probably gonna see it soon))

Jeska or Jekon: (hope its good

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

Jeska or Jekon: (gotta be betfer than Sups v Bats

: High Priest Laharl [Nobody] disconnected.

Jeska or Jekon: is face down in the couch

: I think it will be))

Jeska or Jekon: (yep

Chara_Dreemurr: -She fell asleep lying in Jeska, also having Chiaki lying on her. Chiaki light have left, though.-

: On*

Jeska or Jekon: comes around

Jeska or Jekon: mornin baby

Chara_Dreemurr: -She wakes up.-

Chara_Dreemurr: "Mm... Morning."

Jeska or Jekon: so hows life been without me?

Chara_Dreemurr: "Sucky compared to being with you."

Jeska or Jekon: good got worried youd up and leave

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] joined chat.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Nah."

Chara_Dreemurr: "I wouldnt do that to you or myself."

Jeska or Jekon: kisses her

Jeska or Jekon: thanks

Chara_Dreemurr: -She kisses back.-

Chara_Dreemurr: "No problem."

: ((Morning Slarv))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Mornin

Jeska or Jekon: (mornin

: ((Did Chiaki fucking die))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Let's find out

Jeska or Jekon: (deadedaedardeadeadedaded

Chara_Dreemurr: "Hiw was the vacation?"

: How*

Chiaki Nanami: she went back to Hope's Peak in the early morning to grab some things

: Jeska or Jekon's connection timed out.

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] joined chat.

Chiaki Nanami: ((Whenever I go on kissanime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0K5s7-k9cs

: Jeska or Jekon's connection timed out.

: ((That's why you use crunchy roll))

: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] joined chat.

: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] joined chat.

Chiaki Nanami: ((Yeah but

Chiaki Nanami: ((I don't wanna paaaaaaay

: ((Plus I bet those ads aren't even products))

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

Chiaki Nanami: ((They're porn

: ((Fake porn))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Malware porn

: ((desktop stripper malware pirn))

: Porn*

: ((On websites with poem ads, one I come across frequently is "MobiBoobi"))

: ((I just think that name is funny))

Chiaki Nanami: oh she almost miss finals

: ((she better not get shanked))

Jeska or Jekon: (just got home

: ((Tired?))

Jeska or Jekon: (a bit but Imma unpack a bit

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

CryingEevee OOC: ((so. i beat hotline miami 1. in like... a tenth of the time it took me to get to... whatever chapter i left off at in the ps3 version))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Waifu is sad in this episode

: ((Pls))

: ((god they're doing construction outside my house))

: ((And it's so annoying))

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

Jeska or Jekon: ((oh you're sleeping? well we're just gonna do some loud manunal labor work

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Chiaki Nanami: ((>Girl comes into the super-duper-high-school level pharmacist's office

Chiaki Nanami: ((>Asks for the most potent viagra in the world

: ((I mean I appreciate it, whatever they're doing))

: ((Wait what))

CryingEevee OOC: ((steam is being a butt))

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

Chiaki Nanami: ((Bitch you're 15

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

: ((Death by boner pills))

: ((In reality, it's filled with venom from that scorpion who gives you a painful erection until you die))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Ok so

Chiaki Nanami: ((The final exam is whatever your skill is

: ((So is it vidya games for Chiaki))

Chiaki Nanami: ((And this bitch was gonna put fucking viagra in her pastries

Chiaki Nanami: ((But komaeda swapped it for laxatives

: ((Ehat))

: ((Kek))

: ((Get pranked))

CryingEevee OOC: ((steam just sent me to a black page with black text on it that i could only see while highlighting it))

CryingEevee OOC: (("Reference #97.a9461160.1470409520.308995ca"))

Chiaki Nanami: ((OK SO THATS WHAT HAPPENS TODAY!

: ((DID WAIFU LIVE))

Chiaki Nanami: ((I couldn't

Chiaki Nanami: ((Make up

Chiaki Nanami: ((What actually happens in this episode

: ((Oh))

: ((What))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Some serious stuff

: ((Slarv the most important part is if Chiaki dies or not))

Chiaki Nanami: ((And then a giant dog

: ((...))

: ((What))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Someone made

Chiaki Nanami: ((A giant dog

Chiaki Nanami: ((And then bombed the gym with everyone inside

: ((WHAT))

: ((OKAY BUT DID CHIAKI DIE))

: Jeska or Jekon's connection timed out.

Chiaki Nanami: ((That was a good episode

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] disconnected.

Chiaki Nanami: ((Got this snip from the intro http://imgur.com/a/RLNGq

Chiaki Nanami: ((10/10

Chiaki Nanami: is a bit.. stuck

Chiaki Nanami: if you know what I mean ;)

: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] joined chat.

: ((Wait what))

: ((I don't know what you mean))

Chiaki Nanami: is stuck

: ((With giant dog explosion and Viagra))

: ((That can mean many things))

Chiaki Nanami: ((I got us a rabbit farm

Jeska or Jekon: So you joining in on this relation Chiaki?

Jeska or Jekon: isn't budging

Chara_Dreemurr: -Chiaki isn't here.-

Chiaki Nanami: is back in her own timeline

Jeska or Jekon: (shiitttttt

Jeska or Jekon: (nm

Chiaki Nanami: stuck

Chara_Dreemurr: -Is she allowed to go looking for her.-

Chiaki Nanami: yes

Chara_Dreemurr: "Kinda worried."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Chiaki shouldn't have gone back to her timeline, it's not safe..."

Chara_Dreemurr: "...Hey, wanna go looking for her?"

Jeska or Jekon: heh, what timeline is safe

Jeska or Jekon: sure why not

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Chara_Dreemurr: -She gets up, heading to Chiaki's timeline with Jeska.-

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

Jeska or Jekon: follows

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Chiaki Nanami: so the school gym has been bombed so they probably notice that it's a bunch of rubble first off

Chara_Dreemurr: "Oh god..."

Jeska or Jekon: .....lovely place

Chara_Dreemurr: "No it wasn't like this, it was bombed..."

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Or something... It was destroyed very quickly..."

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Chiaki Nanami: still bombed, rest of the school is ok though

Jeska or Jekon: Well lets check for survivors then

Chara_Dreemurr: -She rushed to look for survivors. Mostly Chiaki, though.-

Chiaki Nanami: nobody's there

Chiaki Nanami: there is some blood splatter, but nobody

Jeska or Jekon: inspects the blood

Chiaki Nanami: it's pink

Jeska or Jekon: not a usual colour for blood

Chara_Dreemurr: "Shit..."

Chara_Dreemurr: -She searches elsewhere.-

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

Jeska or Jekon: starts looking under the rubble where the blood is

Chiaki Nanami: the person's already been moved out from there

: bloolooboyle [] joined chat.

Chiaki Nanami: chara enters the main building

: (( ayy kek

Jeska or Jekon: think they may have already found the survivors, we should look for a triad area

Chara_Dreemurr: -She looks for Chiaki.-

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Chiaki Nanami: she's in homeroom

Chara_Dreemurr: "Chiaki?"

Chiaki Nanami: the whole class stops, and looks to chara

Chara_Dreemurr: "..."

Chiaki Nanami: "Um.. Hi"

Chiaki Nanami: she gets up and goes out the door with Chara, notably there's no teacher

Jeska or Jekon: follows

: (( Y tho http://i.imgur.com/yYss1IN.png

Chara_Dreemurr: "What the hell happened?"

Chiaki Nanami: she looks rather sad, or, about as sad as she gets

Chiaki Nanami: "A bomb.."

Chara_Dreemurr: "...Chiaki, I'm sorry... "

: (( A fuckton of scratch.mit.edu pages

Chiaki Nanami: "I came back here to get some stuff and.. I heard it was finals"

: (( Why

Jeska or Jekon: ((I'm beat

Chiaki Nanami: "So I stayed and.. the gym was bombed.."

Jeska or Jekon: ((see you guys later

Chiaki Nanami: ((cya

: (( bye

: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] disconnected.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Are you Alright?"

Chiaki Nanami: nods

Chiaki Nanami: isn't making much eye contact, it's clear she feels less than ok

Chara_Dreemurr: "...Did... Someone you know not make it?"

: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] joined chat.

Chiaki Nanami: "Komaeda was expelled.."

Chara_Dreemurr: "...Is that it?"

Chiaki Nanami: "Yukizome-sensei was fired.."

: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] disconnected.

Chiaki Nanami: bites her lip a bit

Chiaki Nanami: "I don't think I can come back to the bar as much.."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Why?"

Chiaki Nanami: "Yukizome told me to look after the class.. in case anything else happened"

Chiaki Nanami: "I can't just leave.."

Chiaki Nanami: has a bandage on her leg from the explosion btw

Chara_Dreemurr: "Alright look..."

Chiaki Nanami: because it's fucking ridiculous for Komaeda to bomb the goddamn gym without a SINGLE CASUALTY

Chara_Dreemurr: "I'm not leaving you here alone anymore, alright?"

Chiaki Nanami: "..."

Chiaki Nanami: "Where are you gonna stay?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "I'll figure it out."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Is there a principal, or something?"

Chiaki Nanami: nods

Chara_Dreemurr: "I'll talk with him about this. I'm sure he'll understand."

Chara_Dreemurr: "I just don't want you to get hurt..."

Chiaki Nanami: "Thank you.."

Chiaki Nanami: the security guard comes by

Chara_Dreemurr: "Howdy."

Chiaki Nanami: and tells chara to beat it, square

Chara_Dreemurr: -She laughs.-

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] is now Hope's Peak Security [Security].

Chara_Dreemurr: "Surprised you haven't been fired."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Considering you guys let a fucking bomb get planted in a school."

Security: "No uniform, no entry"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Where do I get a uniform?"

Security: "You get into the school"

Chara_Dreemurr: "..."

Security: "But you're not enrolled are you?"

: (( my sister is becoming a shitposter help

Chara_Dreemurr: "Im protecting this kid better than any of you can."

Security: chiaki looks kinda scared by the security guy

Security: "Whatever, I'm not asking you again"

Security: has a tazer, if Chara wants to press her luck

Security: is also the

Security: former Super Duper High School Level Boxer

Chara_Dreemurr: "..."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Look, I'm begging you right now..."

Security: isn't budging

Chara_Dreemurr: "I'm really worried about her safety..."

: Hope's Peak Security [Security] is now Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami].

: ((Is Chara gonna be forced out regardless))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Yep

: ((K)(

Chara_Dreemurr: "...I'm sorry Chiaki."

Chiaki Nanami: ((The security won't let [i]other students[/i] into the building if they're from the wrong course

Chiaki Nanami: ((A complete outsider? Hell no

Chiaki Nanami: hugs her

Chara_Dreemurr: "..."

Chiaki Nanami: "W-whenever I get time I'll come there"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Please... As soon as possible,"

Chiaki Nanami: nods

Chara_Dreemurr: -She gets out of the hug.-

Chiaki Nanami: the guard escorts her out

Chiaki Nanami: i forgot his name

Chara_Dreemurr: "If anything happens to her."

Chara_Dreemurr: "I'm going to make a scarf out of your small intestine."

Chiaki Nanami: he scoffs and goes back inside

Chara_Dreemurr: -She sighs, and goes back to the bar, upset.-

Chara_Dreemurr: -She probably won't make any organ scarves, but still.-

Chara_Dreemurr: -She'll want to.-

Chiaki Nanami: ((Fuckin wish I didn't have to wait a week to do more plot

: ((Rip))

: (( RIP

: (( Turns out that Bio dabbles in music

: ((doot door

: Doot*

: (( lol_you_fucked_that_up

: ((Shh))

: bloolooboyle [] is now lol you fucked that up [].

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

: lol you fucked that up [] disconnected.

: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

: lol you fucked that up [] joined chat.

: QuoteFromAfar [Quote] joined chat.

: QuoteFromAfar [Quote] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].

: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.

: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.

: Socially-Inept Bread [] disconnected.

: lol you fucked that up [] disconnected.

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.

Barchar: (BEWARE, FOOLISH MORTALS, FOR THE GRAVE HARM WHAT MIGHT BEFALL YOU, SHOULD YOU ENTER...)

Barchar: ([I]THE DOOT DOOR[/I])

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

Cowboy Kid: ((doot doot thank mr door

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.

: ((Doot))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Making the boss now

Chiaki Nanami: ((Opening up a can of Slarv's Bullshit TM

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Barchar: (AAARRRGGHH)

Barchar: (THIS ONE LAST FUCKING BOOST)

Chiaki Nanami: ((Let's see, two moves a turn, check

Barchar: (I KEEP JUMPING INTO THE FUCKING CRUSHERS AND APPARENTLY JUST GRAZING THE FUCKING BOTTOM OF THEM IMMEDIATELY KILLS YOU BECAUSE [I]THAT MAKES FUCKING SENSE[/I])

Barchar: (CALL ME SALT WARP CAUSE I'M KILLING ALL THE SNAILS)

Chiaki Nanami: ((Kek

: lol you fucked that up [] joined chat.

Barchar: (is there somewhere to level up my weapons in a non-shitty way after the final cave)

: (( PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt

Barchar: (because i'm getting really annoyed about having to farm up all my weapons on the fucking bats)

Chiaki Nanami: ((There are no enemies inbetween final cave and the doctor

Barchar: (shit)

Barchar: (this area sucks)

Barchar: (the rest of the game has been great)

Barchar: (but this fucking area is bullshit incarnate)

Chiaki Nanami: ((Shouldn't have

Chiaki Nanami: ((Taken the machine gun

Chiaki Nanami: ((And gone on the true ending path

Barchar: (I'm not even using the machien gun in here)

Chiaki Nanami: ((U done goofed

Barchar: (I'm using the fireball)

Chiaki Nanami: ((But if you had the spur you'd be set

Barchar: (I'm still not gonna go for ballos because fuck that shit)

Barchar: (Not on ym first run, no sir)

: (( >Can't lurk silently on /r/Undertale RP

: (( >Will get banned if I don't participate soon

Chiaki Nanami: ((This boss is gonna be so fun

Chiaki Nanami: ((For me

Chiaki Nanami: ((It's designed to fuck you over unless you're on your fuckin A game

: (( LOL

: (( THEY'RE PLANNING A GAME BASED ON THEIR WHOLE FUCKING STORY ARCS

: (( http://i.imgur.com/g0rJ8ku.png

Barchar: (glad i got out, because uh)

Chiaki Nanami: ((PFFFFFFFF

Barchar: (It's sounding like this is not gonna go well for anybody involved)

Chiaki Nanami: ((Nah it's not bullshit, just hard

Barchar: (...If you say so bud)

Barchar: (also)

Barchar: (isn't Artex the horse from neverending story)

Cowboy Kid: ((either (A)it sucks or (b)it gets canned before any programming actully happned

Chiaki Nanami: ((That's Artax

: (( I always confuse artax with falcor

: (( I think it just got canned

: (( Because the person who brung the idea up

: (( Seems like they have zero programming experience

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

Chiaki Nanami: ((Yo frisky

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Chiaki Nanami: ((yksirf oY

Cowboy Kid: ((Yo friskyksirf oY

: (( Swood

: (( Why do you have two separate discord accounts

: (( http://i.imgur.com/bF526ae.png

Cowboy Kid: ((I forget the email adress of the second

Cowboy Kid: ((its hard to remember a gibberish 10inutemail 3mail adress

Barchar: (STOP FUCKING JUMPING QUOTE YOU FUCKING MORON)

Chiaki Nanami: ((rip

Cowboy Kid: ((F

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] disconnected.

Barchar: (I'VE DIED TO THIS STUPID FUCKING CRUSHER AT LEAST 5 TIMES NOW BECAUSE QUOTE WON'T USE HIS FUCKIGN BSOOTER)

Barchar: (AND EVERY TIME I HAVE TO SPEND LIKE 5 MINUTES GRINDING ON THE FUCKING BATS)

Cowboy Kid: ((wow

Cowboy Kid: ((thats some soul cruushing difficulty

: (( http://i.imgur.com/4kQgYoy.png

Cowboy Kid: ((wow

Cowboy Kid: ((just wow

: (( http://i.imgur.com/IsTyhfS.png

: (( That 'craftersshaft' person was here before

Cowboy Kid: ((why did they leave?

Cowboy Kid: ((did they get shafted?

Cowboy Kid: ((heh

: (( kek

Barchar: (FINALLY)

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Barchar: (Curly's mimigas are called the fucking colons?)

Barchar: (okay)

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Cowboy Kid: ((I'm gonna play some greg fortress

: Syphon [Syphon] joined chat.

Syphon: ((hello---wowie still greg

: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] joined chat.

: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.

CryingEevee OOC: ((hotline miami 2 has subtle differences from hotline miami 1, and that just... throws me off, because the differences are slight, but i can feel them))

Syphon: ((i'm gonna go make [i]story[/i] progress in starbound

Syphon: ((bc i've been just going to random planets and getting stuff

: (( hi CE~

: (( and also tri

Syphon: ((hello

CryingEevee OOC: ((how dare you tilde me))

: (( i just....i really think that....you-you're the...b-best...to...tilde~!

CryingEevee OOC: ((i will hotline miami you. and by that i mean i will die hundreds of times trying to kill you. eventually i manage to do it, but still probably die afterwards.))

: (( that is all I ever wanted

Cowboy Kid: ((Gotta get a grip

Syphon: ((o hey i'm samus now

: lol you fucked that up [] is now heh~ [].

CryingEevee OOC: ((most of the characters in hotline miami 2 are very distinct. which is cool, although that means i'm frequently having to adjust to a completely different character))

: (( tfw audacity http://i.imgur.com/122BI5d.png

Cowboy Kid: ((Metroid is cool guy he fight aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.

Syphon: ((Does Bruno Mars is gay?

: (( meme

Syphon: ((7

CryingEevee OOC: ((grand))

Cowboy Kid: ((Dad

Syphon: ((we did it reddank

Cowboy Kid: ((Yee haw~

Barchar: (eh*)

Barchar: (eh fights aliens)

Syphon: ((ech*

Barchar: (CK is a pretty cool guy. Eh messes up memes and doesn't afraid of anything)

Barchar: (This is a test of the emergency cool guy system. If you see a cool guy, fight aliens appropriately. Eh doesn't afraid of anything)

Cowboy Kid: ((I'm very good at messing up/running into the ground memes

: (( CK is the best shitposter memes can hire

: (( respect + + + + +

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

CryingEevee OOC: ((wait, are you telling me i can pay people in dank memes?))

Syphon: ((yes, you didn't know that?

Cowboy Kid: ---WILL SHIPST FOR HATS---

Cowboy Kid: ((Wow autocorrect

Cowboy Kid: ((Shipst

: (( CK is one of the most wealthiest people in memes

Cowboy Kid: ((Why invest in stocks when you can invest in memes

: (( 1,776 memes

: (( = 50 cents

CryingEevee OOC: ((what's the exchange rate on memes to usd?))

Syphon: ((depends

Syphon: ((4/20, 5/7, 3/60...

: (( To get Bill Gates net worth in memes

Syphon: ((6/9...

Cowboy Kid: Yee/haw((

: (( 2.781216e+14

: (( memes

: (( Well

: (( I miscalculated

: (( 1 USD in memes is

: (( 9,000 memes

Syphon: ((9001*

: (( or, yes, 9001

Cowboy Kid: ((I can make this exchange rate wirk

: (( CE is worth at least 50 dollars in memes

: (( 450,050 λM

: (( aesthetics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV_3Dpw-BRY

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

: heh~ [] disconnected.

CryingEevee OOC: ((whoa, hotline miami 2 actually makes my controller rumble. i think it's one of the only steam games i played that do that. i don't think hotline miami 1 did it))

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] joined chat.

Chiaki Nanami: ((So my ride fucking abandoned me

Chiaki Nanami: ((Because I took more than 5 fucking minutes waking up from a nap and getting ready

Chiaki Nanami: ((After they were 2 hours late picking me up

Syphon: ((damn

Chiaki Nanami: ((Tri are you ready for a boss

Syphon: ((what where

Chiaki Nanami: ((Tonight

Syphon: ((oh yessssss

Chiaki Nanami: ((The boss of chapter 2

Chiaki Nanami: ((I think yer gonna be useful

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] disconnected.

Syphon: ((sweet

Syphon: ((oh, did emb learn any moves at level 6?

CryingEevee OOC: ((...i just finished the level, as in killed everyone. and now i'm stuck in a wall so i have to restart))

Syphon: ((rip

Cowboy Kid: (((F

CryingEevee OOC: ((welp, that's enough to make me want to take a break))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i love hotline miami, but having to redo a level is just annoying))

Syphon: (("oh, that's not a lot of dps. my hammer does much more."

Syphon: ((*realizes it's a sword

Syphon: (("oh shit it's a good sword"

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] joined chat.

Chiaki Nanami: ((I just got

Chiaki Nanami: ((A fucking

Chiaki Nanami: ((Omanyte

Syphon: ((hail the relic fossil

Chiaki Nanami: ((Praise helix

Syphon: ((oh yeah helix

Syphon: ((i forgot

Chiaki Nanami: ((And 16 candy somrhoe

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] disconnected.

Syphon: ((what are the spinning capsule things and why are they so bad

Syphon: ((one poisoned me and the other almost killed me with explosions

CryingEevee OOC: ((it picks a random effect from a list of its effects when you activate it))

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

Syphon: ((oh okay

CryingEevee OOC: ((sometimes i can do sutff like give you moon gravity, healing, or glow))

CryingEevee OOC: ((*it can))

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Barchar: (The only things I've gotten from it is pixels, poison, regeneration, and bobms)

: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.

Cowboy Kid: ((hi

: heh~ [] joined chat.

: (( h-hi~

Cowboy Kid: ((yee haw~

Cowboy Kid: ((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: Socially-Inept Bread [] disconnected.

CryingEevee OOC: ((do you guys do that even if i'm not here?))

Syphon: ((yes

: (( CE you know you like the tildes

: (( there's....no denying it~

CryingEevee OOC: ((y u do dis?))

: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] joined chat.

: ((Hello))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Ey

: (( yo

Chiaki Nanami: is almost done with class for the day, then she's going right back to the bar

Cowboy Kid: ((hi

Chara_Dreemurr: -She's worried about Chiaki.-

Syphon: ((oh hell yes

Syphon: ((rocket launcher

: heh~ [] disconnected.

Chara_Dreemurr: -She leans back on the couch.-

Chiaki Nanami: ((Heyyyy which character should I bring in to the /r/undertale rp next

Chiaki Nanami: ((KoS again or...

Biosis: This

Enna: this

Mecha: or this

Syphon: ((biosis

Chiaki Nanami: ((K

Chiaki Nanami: ((The one that causes disease and pestilence wherever they go

: ((What's BTHE others do))

: what do the*

Chiaki Nanami: ((Mecha is a generic war machine

Chiaki Nanami: ((Enna.. haven't decided yet

: ((Well spreading disease and pestilence... Kinda on the edge, unless it's like, they have to choose some one to be sick))

Chiaki Nanami: ((They do

Chiaki Nanami: ((Each one of them is a war machine of some sort, Mecha is just brute force, Biosis is disease, enna is idk

Chiaki Nanami: ((They added an asriel emote to discord

Barchar: (they're the four horsemen)

Barchar: (well)

Barchar: (three of them)

Chiaki Nanami: ((Ey thats a good idea

Barchar: (I guess Enna would maybe be famine? Or something? I mean with a green text color that seems to make sense)

Barchar: (or go OG and make her conquest)

Chiaki Nanami: ((Famine or death

Chiaki Nanami: ((Although Trade Maker is more fitting for death

Chiaki Nanami: ((http://imgur.com/a/5tVNH

Barchar: (so then famine)

Barchar: (I dunno how she'd do that then buuut)

Chiaki Nanami: ((/r/undertale rp lets me play all the OP characters I have in the lore that won't be appearing in the arc

: ((Ah))

Syphon: ((there's so many "give this to this person" quests in this town

Syphon: ((they have names but i don't even know them

Chiaki Nanami: ((http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/the-rp-fear/images/7/73/A_plague_doctor_.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130801173339 i think this is a good image for biosis

: ((So like a plague Doctor))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Pretty much

Cowboy Kid: ((0/10 no heart unusuals and its not pinted pink

Chiaki Nanami: ((Basically that one scp

Barchar: (Plague knight)

Chiaki Nanami: ((Except slightly different

Syphon: ((rip in crash

Syphon: ((absolutely everything but the background disappeared for a few seconds, then it crashed

Cowboy Kid: ((rip in spaghetti

Cowboy Kid: ((never forgetti

Syphon: ((then it refused to close until i got out task manager

Chiaki Nanami: ((I bring in biosis and bio gets pissed

Syphon: ((of course

Chiaki Nanami: ((Then realizes that everything isn't about him

: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] disconnected.

Cowboy Kid: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0Bm4e6TmEo

Cowboy Kid: ((its beautiful

Chiaki Nanami: ((>This is the most evil villain we've ever seen

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

Chiaki Nanami: ((>All they've done so far

: ((hi

Cowboy Kid: ((hi

Chiaki Nanami: ((>Is literally walk out of the forest, stick a syringe in their arm, and approach

: Vaati [Vaati] joined chat.

Cowboy Kid: ((wow

Chiaki Nanami: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPmzRa-sXQs

Barchar: (seriously)

Syphon: ((wow

: Vaati [Vaati] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].

Syphon: ((apparently this torch is important

Syphon: ((i have no idea how

: ((>Sunny has a hammerspace pocket

: ((I swear if he stole that from me

: ((They stole fucking Anydoors too

Chiaki Nanami: ((No

Chiaki Nanami: ((I built them an anydoor

Chiaki Nanami: ((As shoe

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

: Gaster [Gaster] joined chat.

Barchar: (Hi chime)

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

Chiaki Nanami: ((Hoi

MettatonSEX: ((yo

Syphon: ((hello

Barchar: (also hi mv)

: ((Hello chime, MV))

Gaster: ((well work was interesting

Barchar: isn't doing much

Cowboy Kid: ((yee hi

MettatonSEX: didn't come home last night.

Gaster: got worried.

Gaster: -Heck, he's still worried.-

Chiaki Nanami: ((People are getting so scared of biosis wtf

: ((I'd be scared of a plague Doctor, to be fair))

: ((Those are fucking creepy))

Cowboy Kid: ((this is probably the closest thing to evil anyone there has seen

MettatonSEX: bursts into wherever Gaster is. His hair is disheveled, he has a few scratches, and there's a small crack in his right shoulderpad. "I'm going to start this off with I'm sorry for not being able to come home."

Cowboy Kid: ((they are creepy tho

Cowboy Kid: ((not terrifying

MettatonSEX: may have slammed the door open.

Gaster: jumps up, unfurling his wings. "Darling what the hell happened?

MettatonSEX: Some asshole decided to poke my thigh.

MettatonSEX: And uh. They pressed the button that shut me off.

MettatonSEX: On the subway.

Gaster: ... Oh, darling...

MettatonSEX: So guess who was left in public transport for fuck knows how long.

Gaster: hugs his husband close.

MettatonSEX: I was screaming but nobody heard it. I missed you so much.

MettatonSEX: hugs Gaster close, whirring now that he's back.

MettatonSEX: I missed you so much.

Gaster: wraps Mettaton in his wings.

MettatonSEX: melts into this new hug.

MettatonSEX: I would have texted you if I could, sweetheart.

: DamnDude [DamnDude] joined chat.

Gaster: "Alright, alright, I get it."

Cowboy Kid: ((hi

DamnDude: (( hola ))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Someone pick a devastating but temporary disease

: ((Chicken pox

MettatonSEX: leans his head on Gaster's.

Barchar: (flu?)

: ((Shingles

MettatonSEX: ((pneumonia

Syphon: ((doing the floran scanning mission

Syphon: ((i'm missing one item

Syphon: ((ugh

MettatonSEX: ((rip

DamnDude: (( Chlamydia? ))

Cowboy Kid: ((death

MettatonSEX: ((death isnt a disease

Gaster: sighs, breathing out a few embers.

: ((Fucking shingles

Gaster: ((apparently it can be cured in the r/undertale rp to

Gaster: ((*though

Cowboy Kid: ((heh

MettatonSEX: ((its a condition

Syphon: ((gaster have you done floran scanning mission?

MettatonSEX: kisses Gaster. "Sorry I wasn't here sooner. I know you've missed me."

Chiaki Nanami: ((I chose cholera

Gaster: ((yeah

Syphon: ((chime*

Gaster: ((i'm doing the avian temple now

MettatonSEX: ((dysentery

Syphon: ((was there anything that was really difficult to find

Gaster: nods.

Syphon: ((well shit i died

Gaster: ((the florans themselves

Syphon: ((oh okay, ty

Barchar: (I had an avian village in the desert

Barchar: (And I just need to scan like)

Barchar: (one more fucking object)

Barchar: ([i]BUT I CAN'T FIND ANY MORE FUCKING AVIANS[/i])

Barchar: (ESther tells me to go to jungles around irradiated stars)

Gaster: ((i found an avian tomb

Barchar: (BUT all I'm finding there are apex, frogg and fenerox

Barchar: (the desert had a tomb too)

Barchar: (but it wasn't enough)

Gaster: ((if you find an avian tomb, be sure to pick up a sarcophagus

Gaster: ((koichi wants one for his museum

Gaster: ((and if you complete all of his quests you get a neat sword

MettatonSEX: ((i thought you meant the short guy from jjba

Gaster: ((starbound koichi is not short

MettatonSEX: ((rip me

Gaster: ((he is the very opposite of short

Syphon: ((the only florans here are shopkeepers

Syphon: ((and i can't scan them

Gaster: ((i found an official picture last night, hang on

Syphon: ((oh yeah there were others, but they were enemies

Chiaki Nanami: ((Chime do you have mc

Gaster: ((no

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Chiaki Nanami: ((Sheit

Chiaki Nanami: ((Frisky and dd your power is too low

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

Gaster: hums softly.

Syphon: ((oh i have to go to other places to do this too

Syphon: ((welp

Barchar: (i got the sarcophagus)

Barchar: (Im just trying to find the big ape bust)

MettatonSEX: whirrs softly.

Gaster: ((same here

Barchar: ([i]WHICH IS APPARENTLY SUPER UBIQUITOUS IN APEX SETTLEMETNS, WHICH IS WHY I CAN'T FIND ANY IN THE TWO APEX FUCKING LABORATORIES I'VE BEEN IN[/i])

: ((Fuck you Big Ape

: ((I'll fucking destroy you

MettatonSEX: God, I love you so much.

Gaster: "I love you too, dear."

: (("So Xam milked a woman like a cow"

: (("P much"

MettatonSEX: plants a kiss on his husband's cheek.

Barchar: would like to in some way react but well

Barchar: not in the same dimension, oh well

Gaster: ((i mean

Gaster: ((they can be

Barchar: if she was, she'd have reacted by no

MettatonSEX: ((we never specified where

Barchar: really she'd have been pretty concerned if she kenw that mettaton was missing

MettatonSEX: ((tru

: ((>jokes about Sunny being an elite haxor

: ((>Bio asks me not to make jokes like in the "other RP"

Syphon: ((lol

: ((>What the fuck Bio

Barchar: (are we the fucking bogeyman to him now)

MettatonSEX: ((what are we, darkrai?

MettatonSEX: ((i, for one, find that insulting; of any legendary i'm giratina

: ((At least we have standards

Barchar: (I'd be a really shit legendary)

Barchar: (like)

Barchar: (Manaphy)

Barchar: (who gives a shit about manaphy)

Syphon: ((i love manaphy though

Gaster: ((who gives a shit about phione

Syphon: ((i also love phione

MettatonSEX: ((manaphy is cute but thats it

Syphon: ((if you want to suck, mesprit

Barchar: (Manaphy is cute and has a mildly interesting ability)

MettatonSEX: ((phione is slightly less cute

Barchar: (Phione is kinda lame)

: ((Watch as the egg you got hatches into Manaphy

: ((lolno

: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] joined chat.

: ((I wouldn't do that

CryingEevee OOC: ((*buy game. immediately go to find mods for it*))

Gaster: ((i just don't see why there's any incentive to breed a manaphy

Barchar: I would assume GAster would have mentioned to her or somebody in the bar about Mettaton's disappearance, so she is at least worried about that

MettatonSEX: makes a quiet but still audible alarm noise, thn turns it off. "Shit. I'm low oncharge. Of course this happens."

Gaster: "Oh goddamn it."

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] disconnected.

MettatonSEX: sighs, sitting by the outlet and plugging himself in.

: ((Dewt: Hey while you were unconscious I found an egg

Syphon: ((basically yeah

: ((Sterling: Holy fucking shit -smashes it-

MettatonSEX: Well at least I can stay conscious.

MettatonSEX: ((sterling no

: ((Dewt: .. YOU KILLED THE FUCKING BABY

: ((Sage: -looks away- Psh, not like I care.

: ((Sterling: It was, uh

: ((Auron: By accident?

: ((Sterling: Fuck off Auron

: ((Auron: yeesh fine

Syphon: ((i remember at the beginning i was like "man, i wish i could jump higher

Syphon: (("

MettatonSEX: ((Sterling: dont fucking talk to me you goddamn idiot

Gaster: nods. "Or I can get around to making an extra battery pack."

Syphon: ((i now have a triple jump

Sage: ("Well, let's hope that wasn't [i]FUCKING IMPORTANT[/i]")

MettatonSEX: That'd be... very buseful.

Barchar: mettaton ghets one of those big portable chargers

MettatonSEX: Because I'm tired of passing out because I'm a dumbass who needs to remember to recharge

: ((Dewt: LET'S JUST FUCKING COOK IT

MettatonSEX: ((it turns out to be a lemon

: ((Sage: YOU'RE GOING TO COOK. THE FUCKING BABY.))

Gaster: nods.

: ((Sage: ALL MY RESPECT FOR YOU

: ((sAge: Went down THE DRAIN

MettatonSEX: ((sterling: like you ever respected any of us

Sage: ("AT LEAST WE WAITED UNTIL THEY WERE HATCHED")

: ((Dewt puts the bloody egg on a pan

: ((And turns it on

MettatonSEX: ((dont turn sterling on they do that to you

: ((Sage: UGH, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M WITH YOU MADMEN

MettatonSEX: ((wait wrong pan

: ((Sterling: I'm not a man

: ((Sage: Look, I know

Barchar: ("NONE OF US ARE")

: ((Dewt: Mmmmmmmm...

Barchar: ("WE'RE POKEMON")

Barchar: (Auron: "I an't believe you shitlord, Im humankin)

MettatonSEX: ((there are only two nonmale team members excluding legendaries: kirlia and sterling

: ((http://orig06.deviantart.net/5a63/f/2009/103/2/0/pmd2__sweepy_manaphy_by_spirit_of_america.jpg

CryingEevee OOC: ((that charmander))

CryingEevee OOC: ((clearly has fur on his head))

: ((It's Hoopa in disguise /s

CryingEevee OOC: ((lizards))

Barchar: (Relic is a female)

CryingEevee OOC: ((don't have fur))

MettatonSEX: ((>excluding legendaries

Barchar: (I mean she's a legendary, but she's not genderless or anything)

Barchar: (so not counting her seems silly)

: ((Hoopa is ALL

Barchar: (D: all of the above)

MettatonSEX: ((hoopa would likely be classified best as pangender

: ((By the way I should start work on Hoopa Unbound and Sterling comparing their heights

MettatonSEX: ((yes

MettatonSEX: ((you should

: ((I wonder if I should do Confined though since Unbound is hard AF to draw

: ((Hoopa: Holy shit I'm small

CryingEevee OOC: ((by next chapter, i wonder how much everyone wants to kill auron))

: ((Darkrai will send a tornado of edge to kill everybody

: ((Lolno

Syphon: ((well, dewt is fucking horrified of auron probably

Barchar: (Sage)

Barchar: (is gonna go)

Barchar: (for the jugular)

: ((Everybody will want to kill Auron

MettatonSEX: ((oh, sterling wants to choke him almost to death then release him

Syphon: ((woah wings

CryingEevee OOC: ((i know everyone wants to kill auron, i just want to know how much))

Gaster: ((oh you found wings, tri?

Syphon: ((yeh

: ((Sage: http://www.jstcr.org/articles/2012/4/2/images/JSurgTechCaseReport_2012_4_2_103_110266_u2.jpg

Barchar: (Like, SAge's first action upon being able to use his legs is probably gonna be trying to attack gim)

Syphon: ((do i use for cosmetic or no? current back is a lantern

MettatonSEX: ((is it okay if sterling nearly kills auron but ends up not doing it or no

Barchar: (While yelling "YOUR FAULT")

Syphon: ((holy shit frisky

Barchar: (FRISKY WHAT THE FUCK)

: ((That's the jugular

Syphon: ((no warning

: ((I'd thought you would handle it

Barchar: (I'D JUST HEARD THE TERM)

Barchar: (I THOUGHT IT WAS PART OF THE NECK OR SOMETHING)

CryingEevee OOC: ((it is))

: ((It is

MettatonSEX: ((thats a big artery

Gaster: starts to rub at a few scratches and such.

MettatonSEX: on metta?

Syphon: ((come on i can cover other body parts when i see stuff like that but it's hard to cover my neck

MettatonSEX: because metta moans a lil bit if yes

: ((That's the inner jugular

Gaster: -Yeah-

MettatonSEX: ((vein then

Syphon: ((anyway, what do wings do

Gaster: ... Honey, I think I should buff these out.

Gaster: ((they're just cosmetic

Syphon: ((oh okay

MettatonSEX: Yeah, that'd be good.

Syphon: ((well that's nice, i have wings and still can use lantern back

MettatonSEX: And the crack, well. I have spares for a readon.

: ((I've seen so much fucking shit I'm unfazed by that image

Gaster: chuckles.

MettatonSEX: removes his shoulderpads.

MettatonSEX: ((i'm fascinated honestly

MettatonSEX: pokes a bump on the waterproofed covering.

MettatonSEX: It flattens.

Gaster: "Oh, that might need to be fixed too."

MettatonSEX: No, no.

: (([s]Imagine Sage clawing Auron's throat open and seeing that[/s]

: ((E D G E

MettatonSEX: Just a wire moved out of place.

Gaster: "Mmh. I'm see."

MettatonSEX: (i'm see

Barchar: (Sage knew that they went hunting and shit)

Barchar: (but never really actually did any of the hunting)

Barchar: (He came along but never got in the action)

: ((So Sage's family killed other Pokémon))

Gaster: ((i'm tired okay

Barchar: (so the first time he saw something like that he'd probably fucking barf)

Barchar: (not necessarily)

Barchar: (I mean absols are clearly carnivores)

Barchar: (but as you've said)

MettatonSEX: ((sterling has killed

Syphon: ((oh good an unescapable trap

Syphon: ((how nice

: ((Sage turned into a vegan

Barchar: (there are probably non-pokemon animals)

MettatonSEX: ((there are worms and fish in the anime

: ((Most of the Pokémon world are vegans since non-Pokémon animals are rare nowadays

Syphon: ((there's a bird in the tcg

MettatonSEX: ((birb

Syphon: ((birb

: ((Some people find fish and shit rarely

Syphon: ((sorry for bad english

: ((Sometimes birds

MettatonSEX: ((sterling has done some nasty things to survive as a human

CryingEevee OOC: ((pretty sure the non-pokemon birb in trading card art is not canon to anything))

: ((But faraway from civilization

: ((Where it's rather empty

: ((Pokémon do hunt other Pokémon

MettatonSEX: ((gtg do things be back soon

: ((seeya

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

: ((What's left of society pinpoints the "cannibals" as the lowest "class"

Syphon: ((bye mv

: ((The "cannibals" are mainly primitive and uncivilized Pokémon similar to what Pokémon are in the games

Barchar: (So, while the pack over in the mountains would probably eat meat, it likely wouldn't be other pokemon)

Barchar: (but uh)

Barchar: (a bunch of absols certainly ain't gonna be doin' no farming)

: ((Right

: ((You would think the pack takes all the rare non-Pokémon animals for themselves in that area

Barchar: (probably)

: ((So other Pokémon just kind of don't mess with them

Barchar: (whatever would be around up in the mountains)

: ((Not many Pokémon are fit to be in the mountains except for like

: ((Ice Pokémon and Pokémon who can adapt

Barchar: (Yeah)

: ((By the way over outside of Darkrai's "radius" Pokémon just see this huge fucking dark cloud

Barchar: (But IIRC Absols in the main games have mountains as their habitats)

: ((Right

: ((>Pokémon who can adapt

: ((Absols can adapt

Barchar: (mmn)

Barchar: (I guess absols would be good at choosing habitats. They'd kinda know which places were gonna fuck em over)

Barchar: (or, you know)

Barchar: (would before the entire planet became one big disaster)

: ((I'd like to imagine Darkrai would send this huge fucking natural disaster that would fuck up everything and all Sage can think about is this fucking ringing blaring in his ears

: ((But ehh

MettatonSEX: ((back

Barchar: (I've kinda figured that Sage is just)

Gaster: ((wb

Barchar: (CONSTANTLY getting bugged by whatever that sixth sense feels like)

: ((You have a choice next chapter))

Barchar: (because again that entire fucking planet is just one big disaster right now)

: ((Right

: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.

Syphon: ((why are all my hammers [s]bio[/s] toxic

: ((It is

Barchar: (o boi)

: ((Basically

: ((It's like Chapter 5

: ((You can either fuck up

Gaster: flaps his wings a little.

: ((Or you can do something right

Syphon: ((oh boy

Barchar: (so)

Barchar: (other than missing the stone)

Barchar: (how would we have fucked up by not trusting Follower)

: ((If you didn't trust Follower

MettatonSEX: Those look cute on you,you know.

: ((They wouldn't be so nice to you and left you in the fucking forest

: ((And reported you))

Barchar: (ah)

Barchar: (yeah that woulda been bad)

Barchar: (of course)

: ((And you would of been stuck in the forest for a while))

MettatonSEX: ((we'd be fucked more than lileep

Barchar: (DEwt kinda made im reporting us unnecessary)

: ((Right

Gaster: "Yeah?"

: ((Follower doesn't report to Darkrai though

Barchar: (I still think we might not actually want thos stones to pop)

: ((Ah, the stones..

MettatonSEX: Yeah.

Barchar: (like, they;ve only been popped either by followers or during events involving darkrai)

Barchar: (save for the first)

: ((What do you know about it?

Barchar: (which we just randomly found)

Gaster: smiles a little, blushing.

: ((Like, what do you think they are

MettatonSEX: You're cute in general, you know.

Barchar: (I have no idea, but they're probably bad)

: ((You know that the mist can hurt you if you're engulfed in it

Gaster: "Aww, baby..."

Barchar: (the stones occasionally released mist but not always)

MettatonSEX: ((either a secret weapon, the prison bottle, or something that can and will fuck us harder than mettaton's legs kick

: ((The rate you get stones will drastically slow down now

MettatonSEX: grins.

Barchar: (I should bloody hope)

: ((If you fuck up

: ((That rate

: ((It will grow faster

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Barchar: (I mean, you realize that all 7 of these stones you've popped we've had no power over right)

: ((The first stone kinda

Barchar: (aside from kinda the first but we had no idea about it at all and had no possible way of knowing)

: ((But now they will

Barchar: (so you can't hold that against us)

Gaster: "Still need my glasses, though."

: ((I know

MettatonSEX: They make you even cuter.

: ((The last three stones will be popped fast like hell if you fuck up

: ((If you do the right thing, it will happen less frequently

: ((You can only hope it's a good thing

: ((But alas

Syphon: ((woah another thing that needed core fragments

: ((That's just a thought

Barchar: (don't bother with those)

: ((Also that thing is just a portal to the Outpost

Syphon: ((oh i thought it went somewhere else

Syphon: ((welp i wasted 20 fragments

Barchar: (Don't worry happened ot me too)

Barchar: (those gates are basically useless)

Syphon: ((and now i can't get back to where i was

MettatonSEX: ((i had a thought process that went along the lines of "damn schyros gonna fuck auron up" and then i realized what i thought and i know i meant sterling but my mind defaulted to schyro and i need to stop making characters who have the letter s starting their names. schyro, sterling, sherry,

Barchar: (beam up to your ship)

Barchar: (and you'll be right where it used to be)

Syphon: ((oh good

MettatonSEX: ((why do i do this to myself

Barchar: (Schyro: "Whaaat is goinging on")

Sage: ("HOLY FUCKIING SHIT WHAT IS THAT")

MettatonSEX: ((sterling: hell

Barchar: (Relic: "Formerly")

MettatonSEX: ((i should bring in human sterling sometime, from an alternate universe where everything is the same but sterling never became a steelix

: ((Maybe after PMD

MettatonSEX: ((yeah

MettatonSEX: ((they're very fun to play

Barchar: (Sage walks into the bar)

Barchar: (walks the fuck back out)

MettatonSEX: ((i also really hope i can bring sherry in bc i want to show how different the stage persona of sherry noble and the real personality of hy are different

: ((Also I've planned the ending of PMD already

: ((It will be different

MettatonSEX: ((cool

Gaster: ((yeah, if laharl has to drop bravoh i'm bringing in sadako

Barchar: (different from what?)

MettatonSEX: ((it might be dropped bc he lost the stat sheet for things

: ((Different than what you would expect from the ending of the PMD games

MettatonSEX: ((i never played pmd

Gaster: gets up. "Stay here, darling, I'm getting a few things.

MettatonSEX: I mean I can't go anywhere so.

: ((Then you'll get an ending you won't necessarily expect

Syphon: ((woah holy shit

Gaster: "Good point."

Syphon: ((my graphics in starbound randomly break and the background broke while i was in my ship

MettatonSEX: blows a kiss.

Syphon: ((so i went to another planet and space looked like i was inside a crystal

Barchar: (huh)

: ((Tri: we

Barchar: is in the bar, still pretty concerned

: ((Tri: are the crystal ships

Syphon: ((but the space was crystalline not the ship

Barchar: (Tri: We'll take you to the place)

Gaster: leaves for a while, then comes back with some sandpaper and paint.

: ((Tri: And if you think you're Greg

: ((Tri: You're fucked all the way

MettatonSEX: kinda passed out while daydreaming.

Barchar: (Tri: We'll drop you out in space)

Syphon: ((the planet is black and a giant black box looks like it's crashing down onto the planet

Gaster: "Oh... darling..."

MettatonSEX: is smiling, tho.

Gaster: sighs, and starts to get to work.

MettatonSEX: awakens once he feels the sandpaper. "Oh, hi my love. I must've passed out, sorry."

Gaster: "it's fine."

MettatonSEX: I was thinking about you.

Syphon: ((playing with a black background is actually strangely fun

: ((Sterling: -peeks in- Holy shit this is unexpectedly hot Metta: ... Gaster: ... It IS hot! Metta: I know, right?!

Gaster: "Really now?"

MettatonSEX: Yeah.

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] joined chat.

Gaster: ((btw i have to wake up at five again tomorrow

: ((aight

MettatonSEX: I was thinking of how sweet and kind you are. And how amazing you are, and how cute and beautiful and charming and... just everything.

Syphon: ((alright

MettatonSEX: is blushing a bit.

Gaster: nods, starting to paint.

Syphon: ((mfw trapped in well

Sage: ("Y'all are into some kinky shit")

MettatonSEX: You're the best.

: ((Sterling: I love my kinks.

: ((Sage: Oh god not aga--

: ((Sterling: -goes on a rant about kinks+

: -*

MettatonSEX: ((sterling is very kinky but unless theyre flirting they shut up about thm

Gaster: "Oh, please... I'm far from the best."

Syphon: ((if we said darkrai outside of pmd would it do anything

Chiaki Nanami: ((http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/AAAAAAAAA!

: ((Yes

: ((Darkrai will kill you too

Syphon: ((wowie

Chiaki Nanami: absentmindedly playing pokemon in her own timeline

: ((/s

MettatonSEX: You're one of the best people in my eyes.

Chiaki Nanami: "Oh..! A Darkrai.."

Chiaki Nanami: ded

Sage: (*comes into the other dimension*)

Gaster: smiles, finishing the painting.

MettatonSEX: ((darkrai was the mastermind

Darkrai: TRIGGERED

Sage: ("Wait, He doesn't know about this dimension.")

: ((Darkrai comes into the dimension

Sage: ("DARKRAI DARKRAI DARKRAI DARKRAI! FUCK YOU, DARKRAI! DAAAAARKRAAAAAI")

: ((Sage: fuck

Syphon: ((

Syphon: ((what

Syphon: ((i posted a link

Sage: ("OhgodIdidn'tmeanitdon'tkillmeyet")

Syphon: ((

Syphon: ((fuck it nevermind

Barchar: (10/10/10)

Chiaki Nanami: ((I found the next disease I'm gonna give

: ((Darkrai will talk to you one day

Chiaki Nanami: ((Harlequin Ichthyosis don't look up pics

: ((And he will be fucking menacing

MettatonSEX: smiles back, and takes the chance to smooch his love.

: ((Oh yeah those hard babies

Chiaki Nanami: ((Hard babies

Gaster: blushes brightly and... accidentally breathes fire."

Chiaki Nanami: ((I mean.. you're not incorrect

Syphon: ((oh i know that

Syphon: ((harlequin baby

MettatonSEX: is blasted in the face.

MettatonSEX: That's pretty hot.

: ((http://livingwithichthyosis.weebly.com/uploads/1/4/7/4/14746890/6095506.jpg

Gaster: "Oh my god, darling.'

MettatonSEX: Hey, I was made in Hotland.

Syphon: (("Hi."

Syphon: ((what a riveting conversation

MettatonSEX: I can stand fire.

Chiaki Nanami: (([Support Rank A]

MettatonSEX: Also, that's actually adorable.

Syphon: ((lel

Gaster: blushes again.

MettatonSEX: Dangerous, but adorable.

Gaster: laughs a little.

MettatonSEX: smiles, whirring.

Gaster: "Hey, what's your charge at?"

MettatonSEX: ...Uh. 21.

Syphon: ((YESSSSSSS

Syphon: ((finally finished scanning

Gaster: "Hm. Kind of slow..."

MettatonSEX: It was at 5 when I plugged in.

Syphon: ((>steal from chest, florans don't care

Syphon: ((>break urn, florans attack

Gaster: "... Okay, athat's actually not too bad."

Gaster: (("FLORAN HATESSS LINK!"

MettatonSEX: ((i was thinking the same thing

Syphon: ((i attack and kill a bird by myself, two florans nearby failed to hit it with gun, one of them says "Floran isss the best"

Syphon: ((gg

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Gaster: ((florans aren't the smartest

Syphon: ((das okay, they're stronk

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

Syphon: ((source: am floran

CryingEevee OOC: ((confirmed))

Gaster: nuzzles against Mettaton. "I think the others need to know you're okay."

Barchar: would text gaster to ask but she's not sure if that's actually an acceptabler thing to do

MettatonSEX: Yeah.

Syphon: (("Esther's research concludes that this is the location of the Floran artifact." >deploy >...beams back to ship

Syphon: ((what

Schyroton: -He bursts in. Damn door-slamming robots.- Metttaton oh my god yoyou're okay.

Gaster: -Honestly you can text him what ever you want-

Gaster: -you could send him memes-

MettatonSEX: Schyro!

Schyroton: -He notices Metta's plugged in, so he goes over to his boyfriends.- Aaare you alriright?

Syphon: ((did it again, it deployed me back to the ship again, is this some damn plot twist or a glitch

Barchar: she doesn't know that though

Barchar: and she really doesn't want to annoy gaster

Gaster: ((it looks like a glitch

Syphon: ((rip

Syphon: ((i'll save and quit then

Gaster: "He's... well, he's been better, I think."

MettatonSEX: pulls Schyro into the hug, smooching his cheek. "I'm fine. A bit banged up, tired, and uncharged, but I'm okay."

Barchar: (no i know that)

Barchar: (if you're not clicked into the game window when you beam)

Barchar: (it'll automatically beam you back to where you were)

Syphon: ((oh okay

Barchar: (not sure if it's a bug or a feature)

MettatonSEX: ((bethesda?

Syphon: ((that's the first time it's done that tho, i've done that while it's beaming and have it be okay

Schyroton: Whhat hahappened?

Chiaki Nanami: ((Someone's gonna get Ondine's Curse tomorrow

Barchar: (it doesn't happen all the time)

Barchar: (but sometimes it does)

Syphon: ((oh okay

MettatonSEX: Someone shut me off. Got stuck on a subway for hours.

Schyroton: Rrrude.

MettatonSEX: I know, right?

Schyroton: I'm jjjjjjust happy you're sasafe.

MettatonSEX: I am too.

MettatonSEX: I missed you both so much.

Chiaki Nanami: ((Ooooh and some filarial worms

MettatonSEX: hugs both of his loves close.

Gaster: smiles a little.

Schyroton: -He beeps softly.-

MettatonSEX: kisses his darlings.

Syphon: ((...

Syphon: ((i stared at it

Syphon: ((i did not go to any other window

Syphon: ((and it took me back to ship.

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] disconnected.

MettatonSEX: Oh, and good news. I'm going to be home a lot more; there aren't many shows this month.

Gaster: "Oh, thank god!"

Schyroton: Ggood, we miiiiss you.

MettatonSEX: The only two I have are the ninth and the twenty-seventh.

Schyroton: Oh, cooooool. And, uh. Ththose twwwo aren't hhhhuge?

MettatonSEX: The one on the 27th is pretty big, but it'll only be for a couple hours more than my regular shows.

Gaster: nods.

Schyroton: Gooood. Becauuuse I undederstand that you haaave to make money, but iit's hahard when we nevver see you.

MettatonSEX: I get that.

CryingEevee OOC: ((tfw actually considering getting the steam version of sonic adventure 2 battle despite owning the gamecube version))

Syphon: ((ce can you halp

CryingEevee OOC: ((halp with what?))

Syphon: ((can't deploy to this mission, it beams me back to my ship

Syphon: ((sometimes exactly where i was, sometimes to the teleporter

CryingEevee OOC: ((hmm... a temp fix may be to join someone who's at the mission and tp to them))

MettatonSEX: Summer is always hectic for me. I wish I could spend more time with you, but, well. There's the threat of angry mobs of fans storming the house if I cancel and I really do not want to deal with that.

MettatonSEX: Trust me. It's happened ten years ago, it could happen now.

Gaster: "... Do they even know where we live?"

Syphon: ((alright

CryingEevee OOC: ((not sure how it'd be perma fixed though))

MettatonSEX: Only the ones in this timeline but everyone here is chill usually.

MettatonSEX: But people have ways.

Syphon: ((searching it showed others with the problem but no fixes

CryingEevee OOC: ((anyway, if you want to try the temp fix i thought of, get on steam. which mission is it btw?))

Cowboy Kid: ((try turning it on and off again

Syphon: ((ceremonial hunting grounds

Gaster: "Hey, speaking about the timeline... there's been a bit of unrest here, recently."

Syphon: ((and already did

MettatonSEX: ...Why?

MettatonSEX: Is it another goddamn invasion?

CryingEevee OOC: ((already did what?))

: Smolapeño [Smolster] joined chat.

Gaster: "No. The threat's from the inside, I think."

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, turn it off and on again))

Syphon: ((restart

MettatonSEX: ((hi darling

Smolster: (hi darling!!)

Gaster: "Ever since the invasion people have been... uneasy."

MettatonSEX: Aw, fuck.

Schyroton: Sso how ththe hell do weeeee fix it?

Gaster: "There hasn't been any violence yet."

Gaster: gets up and stands at the window.

MettatonSEX: ...

Gaster: "I... I promised them a safe place to stay. And yet..."

Syphon: ((am on steam

MettatonSEX: Shit happens.

CryingEevee OOC: ((you are not on steam))

Gaster: "There's been reports of people getting nervous about more... frightening residents."

Syphon: ((?

MettatonSEX: ...

CryingEevee OOC: ((steam says trioduosolo is offline))

Syphon: ((well huh

MettatonSEX: Like who?

Syphon: ((i am on, i dunno why it says i'm not

Gaster: "Dedan. Jasper. She told me someone told her to get to the forest already."

Schyroton: ....Eember too, apppparently.

MettatonSEX: Oh god.

Muffet: people are scared of ember

Muffet: seriousl

MettatonSEX: groans.

Syphon: ((it's telling me i'm offline :/

Gaster: "I know..."

MettatonSEX: That's just. Ugh.

: ((Then your WiFi is fucked

Syphon: ((oh that explains it

Muffet: she gon have some words if she learns about this

Syphon: ((it's been fucked for a few days

Syphon: ((brb

Syphon: ((gonna fix

MettatonSEX: I'm going to make an announcement soon. To tell everyone who's doing this to stop.

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] joined chat.

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] disconnected.

Muffet: ("LIKE HALF THE PEOPLE FROM THIS DIMENSION HAVE BEEN IN THE BAR, WITH GRILLBY IN IT! WHAT IS SCARY ABOUT AN ADORABLE SMALL GREEN GRILLBY")

Schyroton: Iii hope peoplllle listeten.

Gaster: ((aaah the worst part about this is i gotta wait to see how things go with canon jasper

Gaster: "I hope so too."

: Syphon's connection timed out.

Barchar: (I'm in an SU rp and like half of it has been invalidate dby canon)

MettatonSEX: So do I.

Barchar: (I've learned not to worry about it)

Barchar: (and just go witht he flow)

Gaster: ((because after stevenuke, i plan on bringing a canon!jasper to speak to gaston!jasper

Gaster: ((i mean, gaston!jasper never fused with lapis

MettatonSEX: ((nice

Barchar: (oh, well)

Gaster: ((the cluster broke loose early

Gaster: ((and proceeded to wipe out every living thing it could find

: ((Ah yes, the cluster

Barchar: (oh shit)

: ((RIP Earth

Barchar: (so what happened to the CGs)

Barchar: (are they just like)

Barchar: (straight-up fucked)

MettatonSEX: ((dead likely

Gaster: ((dead

: ((Gaster: -walks in- Holy shit I'm getting you out of here before Homeworld comes

Gaster: ((they managed to warp off of earth, but... well

: ((has gaster introduced su to Jasper yet

Gaster: ((he doesn't plan on it

: ((good

: ((Jasper: my life is a lie

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] joined chat.

Barchar: (I wonder if i should bring in my gem)

Barchar: (She's fun to play)

Chiaki Nanami: ((No harl

Chiaki Nanami: ((Shit

: ((We can't do Slarc

Gaster: ((also idk where mv's getting the idea of ember being an angsty little girl from, she's surpisingly happy for someone who grew up in a castle with her bazillion siblings

MettatonSEX: ((i'm not

Barchar: (Yeah that hasn't seemed like her character to me)

: ((Ember is just a facade

Barchar: (I dunno why you're saying that anybody here would be worried about her)

Chiaki Nanami: ((Heh

: ((Her real name is Ebony

MettatonSEX: ((schyro just overheard fellby talk about her being told to go back to the forest

Barchar: (Why would that have happened)

MettatonSEX: ((assholes

Gaster: ((I mean if someone were to learn of her other father then yeah, there'd be concerns about her

Gaster: ((you know, gaining the VonPyre powers

MettatonSEX: ((tru

Barchar: (But how would that even happen)

MettatonSEX: (gtg food

Gaster: ((That's the thing - it won't

Barchar: (I doubt Muffet and Grillby are going to say anything but that she's THEIR daughter)

Gaster: ((and well, kids tend to blab

Gaster: ((Ember knows who her other father was and what he could do

Chiaki Nanami: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrG4TEcSuRg

Barchar: (I'm just kinda confused how people would find her so worrying to even think she belonged in the forest)

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] disconnected.

Gaster: ((remember, the timeline somewhat recently got invaded

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.

Gaster: ((things are kind of shaky there, like i've said

Chiaki Nanami: ((Tryna get a psx emu

Gaster: ((Gaston isn't some sparkling city on the hill full of people who happily get along. It's full of survivors of terrible things.

: Smolapeño's connection timed out.

: ((Corey in the Gaston

: Smolapeño [Smolster] joined chat.

Barchar: (shrug)

Chiaki Nanami: ((>Corey

Gaster: ((and not all of them are particularly nice, either

: Syphon [Syphon] joined chat.

MettatonSEX: ((im back

MettatonSEX: ((also i never said ember was an edgy girl i just said people were bein dicks

Gaster: ((tru

Gaster: ((oh shit before i forget

Chiaki Nanami: ((Fuckin

Chiaki Nanami: ((Emuparadise

Gaster: ((i caught a dratini today on break

Chiaki Nanami: ((Nice

Chiaki Nanami: ((I finally got an omanyte

MettatonSEX: ((nice

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Gaster: sighs. "I guess we're just going to have to wait and see, huh?"

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] disconnected.

: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] joined chat.

Jeska or Jekon: (dnicks

: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.

Barchar: sighs. Well, she had to do something.

Gaster: ((hi

Barchar: [Any news on Mettaton?]

Syphon: ((back

: ((I'm using whatever wifi I could find so I'm probably not gonna be her long

Syphon: ((still currently offline on stream

Syphon: ((fuck

Syphon: ((steam*

Gaster: [He's back, and okay.]

Gaster: "Barchar wanted to know about you dear."

CryingEevee OOC: ((rip.))

Syphon: ((i was apparently online 28 minutes ago so that's a thing

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] joined chat.

Syphon: ((even though just about 20 minutes ago if even, it said i was online almost a day ago

MettatonSEX: Aw, how sweet. Tell her I said thanks.

Gaster: [He says thank you for worrying]

Barchar: [Oh thank god]

Barchar: [Uh, just making sure]

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Chara_Dreemurr: -Mean while, she's attempting at keeping herself busy on the couch, still worried about Chiaki.-

: Jeska or Jekon's connection timed out.

Barchar: still has no idea if that was actually the correct thing to do but she thinks so?

: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] joined chat.

Gaster: -It was a good thing.-

MettatonSEX: is happy she cares.

Jäger Leyline: -enters bar dramatically with his arms open as if he is about to catch someone. He also seems to no longer to have robot limbs, rather organic limbs again. "I have returned"

Jeska or Jekon: is.helping chara D

Chara_Dreemurr: "Hey, Jäger."

Barchar: "...Okay, first of all, I'm glad you're back, I missed you Jager."

Barchar: "Second of all, what the hell happened to your arms?"

Chara_Dreemurr: -She's calming herself down with a stress ball she got from somewhere.-

Jäger Leyline: What no jumping into my arms?

Syphon: ((i installed a program so i could make midis, turns out if i want the midi to be more than a minute i have to pay. rip

CryingEevee OOC: ((rip))

Barchar: blinks. "Oh, that...explains why you're-sorry, I honestly didn't get that. Uhm...would it just be weird to do it now?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "By the way jäger have I made it up to you?"

Syphon: ((and then it turns out audacity can do that, which i already had ;-;

Jäger Leyline: well first off BC I got new limbs, they are still robotic, but they have a fur coating over them

Jäger Leyline: its even my colour, balck

Jeska or Jekon: jl and secondly CD, no

Jäger Leyline: -that was him-

Syphon: ((or not. option won't work

Chara_Dreemurr: -She frowns a bit, and snuggles into Jeska.-

Jeska or Jekon: hugs her

Barchar: "...Awesome."

Chara_Dreemurr: "I'll make it up to you eventually."

Barchar: smiles, though she frowns when he says 'no' to Chara

Jäger Leyline: -doesn't respond to that-

Jäger Leyline: Loni's heading back home to see Azalea

Azalea: -She is home.-

Barchar: "Makes sense."

Steve the Bear: -is there

Jäger Leyline: ......theres a bear

Barchar: "Yes."

Barchar: "Her name is Steve.'

Viridi: -She is elsewhere.-

Barchar: "Before you ask, we didn't know."

Jäger Leyline: ...Steve? she? you guys suk

Jäger Leyline: -just tackles and kisses BC-

Barchar: "Well, we only reali-" she stops as he does, kissing back

Chara_Dreemurr: "...Is that how you romance?"

Jäger Leyline: -stops- Yes I'm spontaneous

Jäger Leyline: and BC loves it

Barchar: "I do!"

Gaster: ((team rocket appears and ruins the mood

Syphon: ((just as my sister puts on pokemon on netflix

Chara_Dreemurr: -She looks to Jeska.-

Gaster: ((pokemon is on netflix????

Syphon: ((yes

Barchar: "Jeska might not."

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Jeska or Jekon: well I wouldn't mind

Jeska or Jekon: kind of looks away

Jäger Leyline: gotta admit, I missed ya

Barchar: "I missed you too, Jager."

Barchar: "...You missed some shit."

Jäger Leyline: bad stuff I take it? lay it on me

Barchar: "Well, uhm."

Barchar: "Whatever song that voice guy is paying right now?"

Barchar: "...It drives me into a psychotic rage if I don't block it out. That's part of why I'm so spaced."

Barchar: "Trying NOT to hear something actually takes a fair bit of energy."

Jäger Leyline: well I can busy your mind

Barchar: smiles. "That you can...uhm...Jager. Just Jager. I really don't have anything else to call you."

CryingEevee OOC: ((you know, with maxwell's notebook, the "normal" adjective basically resets people. i wonder what that would do to like, half the people who visit the bar))

Xhampi: -Here come that Floran, oh shit waddup-

Syphon: ((man it's taking a lot of trouble just to play songs in starbound

CryingEevee OOC: ((not really?

Syphon: ((wut

Barchar: (probably kill barchar)

CryingEevee OOC: ((you just need a midi and then starbound composer))

DamnDude: (( I have a few minutes before I have to go again ))

Syphon: ((fml

Syphon: ((it said i needed abc

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah))

Gaster: ((alright dd

Barchar: (well you do)

Syphon: ((well i have a midi

CryingEevee OOC: ((starbound composer turns it into abc))

Jäger Leyline: what no cute nickname? come on, you're the goddess of goats

The crew: here come dose other ones. Oh shit waddup.

Syphon: ((well that's useful thank you

Jäger Leyline: oh hey there

Cowboy Kid: ((play the john cena midi

: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

Barchar: "I've been trying to think, Leyline. I'm not the most creative ghost girl in the world."

Syphon: ((these two things i downloaded were completely unnecessary then

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] disconnected.

Xhampi: "Hello, goat perssson."

Jäger Leyline: picks her up

CryingEevee OOC: ((it'll take every track from the midi as a different song though, so in starbound composer you need to combine the tracks))

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

Jäger Leyline: well I'll just hold you here until you do

CryingEevee OOC: ((i say track, but i don't know the actual name at all))

: MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX] is now Vaati [Vaati].

Jäger Leyline: Hey person whom I don't know

Five: "Greeting. Hello, bar patrons. I believe some of you are new."

Jäger Leyline: I am Jager Leyline, THE RED BLITZ! THE CRIMSON LIGHTNING! I BLAZE ACROSS THE BATTLEFIELD IN A STREAK OF RED DESTRUCTION

Chax: "Not Xhampi." Chax said, smiling

Syphon: ((hey let me show you the best page ever

Jäger Leyline: goes into a pose and drops BC by accident

Barchar: "Go Jager!" She said, raising her arms

Syphon: ((about:blank

: Gaster [Gaster] is now Xhampi [Xhampi].

Barchar: falls. "Oops."

Jäger Leyline: oh shit

CryingEevee OOC: ((ah yes, about:blank))

Xhampi: "Floran is called Xhampi."

Jäger Leyline: picks her up, "sorry babe"