Maxwell: umm... what adjective would you hate the most to have applied to you?

Chara_Dreemurr: "...Well, it depends."

: ((Chara: Jason.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Besides all the obvious bad ones, probably lonely."

Maxwell: ((someone spin the spinner

: ((I spun and got Steve so I'll do that one))

Chara_Dreemurr: "Truth or dare, Steve."

Chara_Dreemurr: "...The bear."

Maxwell: climbs onto the infinicouch because he has to actually climb onto it

Steve the Bear: grunts

Vaati: ((truth or bear

Chara_Dreemurr: "..."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Grunt now for dare."

Vaati: chuckles, hiding the fact that he knows the feeling.

Steve the Bear: whines

Chara_Dreemurr: "Grunt for truth."

Steve the Bear: grunt

Chara_Dreemurr: "Alright. What's your favorite food?"

Steve the Bear: lets oh a long grunt and rolls over

Chara_Dreemurr: "...I... I don't think that answers the question..."

Barchar: "Why did you add the bear to the spinner.

Maxwell: ((the bear added itself

Chara_Dreemurr: "The bear added itself."

Barchar: "Why did you let it stay on there."

Steve the Bear: grunts more

: ((Steve asks Syphon))

Barchar: "How can a bear even do that."

Chara_Dreemurr: "I don't know."

Vaati: shrugs.

: Smolapeño's connection timed out.

Barchar: "Whatever." she said, shaking her head. "...Tell you what, is it too late to add me? I'm feeling bored."

: Smolapeño [Smolster] joined chat.

Chara_Dreemurr: "So t think it's too late."

: Dont*

Vaati: No.

: The Voice [] disconnected.

Barchar: "Then go ahead." she said, sitting over by them.

Steve the Bear: lets out a long grunt followed by a whine

: ((Added))

Chara_Dreemurr: "I don't know how Steve is gonna ask Syphon."

Barchar: so has steve delivered yet

Barchar: "Yeah, I don't...I can't really translate bear."

Barchar: "...Or maybe I can."

Barchar: "I can relay her thoughts."

: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Maxwell: is omnilingual, and it turns out bears don't have a language

Steve the Bear: grunts more

: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gaster: ((back

Vaati: ((yo

Barchar: "Now...I kinda wanted to try this..." she muttered, putting her hand on her head, trying to get in her head without popping out of her body

Maxwell: (("i'm gonna fart my soul" joel-2016

Vaati: ...

Barchar: "..."

Maxwell: ...

Steve the Bear: all chara gets is ,'bear bear beae hear bear bear bear bear

Chara_Dreemurr: "Should we... Just skip her?"

Vaati: Yes.

Cowboy Kid: ((...

Barchar: "..."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Okay then... Gaster asks Barchar."

Barchar: "I don't know how to describe what I'm seeing, but it's utterly asi-oh, okay."

Chara_Dreemurr: -She rolled two random names.-

Gaster: I... oh, alright. Truth or dare.

Steve the Bear: this what bc seeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7qIup-qbhw

Barchar: "...Truuuth?"

Gaster: I, uhhh.. hm.

Gaster: wonders what the fuck to ask.

Cowboy Kid: (( i just had a mini-heartattack because one of my steam friends knew my last name

Cowboy Kid: ((then i remembered he was just a friend from school

Maxwell: ((almost rip

: ((I pray for people actually named John Smith))

Gaster: "Hey, you ought to know. Is there actually a guy named John Smith?"

Barchar: (And the poor Jane Does)

Barchar: (and the Alan Smithys)

Barchar: "Well, there WAS."

Barchar: "A few of them."

: ((well, heart attacks are good!))

: ((not really))

: ((but))

: ((eeeehhhhh

Steve the Bear: brb

Gaster: Aaah. I thought that was a thing humans made up!

Maxwell: hey, can you guys tell me when it's been an hour?

Gaster: Don't you have a watch?

Maxwell: no. plus i don't know when the dare started.

: ((It chose Chara should I spin again?))

: ((Cause I was revently picked))

Barchar: (both times?)

: Recently*

Barchar: (then nah, keep going)

: ((No the other one was Gaster and the first one was Steve))

: ((Vaati))

: Steve the Bear's connection timed out.

: ((BC asks Vaati))

Barchar: (oh okay)

Vaati: ((k

Barchar: "...Uh, alright, Vaati, truth or dare?"

Vaati: Truth.

Barchar: "...Truth...right...uhm..."

Barchar: "...What...is...your favorite type of trap? Like, when making dungeons. And stuff."

Barchar: didn't consider the fact that she might have to be on this end of the equation

Vaati: Oh, ones that look to be a door, but when life is sensed, they slam down and shatter the one attempting to pass!

Vaati: Those are wonderful.

: ((Barchar: Aayyyy, you're insane too!

Chara_Dreemurr: "That sounds fun."

Vaati: seemed too enthusiastic there

: ((Next Vaati asks Maxwell))

Chara_Dreemurr: "I like your enthusiasm."

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Barchar: "Oh, that's actually pretty nice."

: Vaati [Vaati] joined chat.

Chara_Dreemurr: "About death traps."

Maxwell: ((maxwell was recent so))

Vaati: I know,yes?

: contrived surface-level garbage [Vaporeon] joined chat.

: ((Was he))

Vaporeon: ok

Vaati: Now, Maxwell. Truth or dare?

Maxwell: ((well i guess we're going with it

Maxwell: dare.

Barchar: (unless we get a row, let's not reroll just for being recent)

: The Voice [] joined chat.

Vaati: I dare you to write something that will cause your dexterity to switch between hands. If you are not ambidextrous, then give yourself a ridiculous hat.

Vaati: *are already

: ((Every time you think you're doing good, there's always an Asian kid doing it better than you

Maxwell: ... what's a word for that?

Maxwell: already has a ridiculous hat

: ((Just gonna make the pig farm

: ((Until pmd starts

Vaati: a more ridiculous one

: ((Slarv PMD is at 8:00

: ((JSYK

: ((K

Gaster: ((so 30 minutes

: ((pig farm in what))

Vaati: If your writing hand is right, change yourself to left handed.

: ((Minecraft

: ((Yeah

: ((I'm bored, can I join))

Vaporeon: Vaporeon slides on into the bar like vape nation scum.

: ((Sure

: ((play.dream-mc.org

: ((We're on factions

Maxwell: shrugs, then writes in his notebook. making himself "left-handed"

Vaporeon: "hi"

Maxwell: switches his pencil into his left hand

Barchar: "...You know, since he'll now just act as if he'd been left-handed this whole time, does it really matter?"

Vaati: ...No?

Vaati: I attempted.

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Barchar: "It was a good attempt. Probably better than mine.'

: ((Maxwell asks Chara))

Gaster: It was a better idea then mine.

: ((Are you in bread

Vaati: shrugs

Maxwell: ((mfw same pairup again

: ((OH SHIT RIP BLIZZARD))

Barchar: (what happened)

: ((Getting DDoSed))

Barchar: (wuh-oh)

Barchar: (people getting salty over the banwave?)

Maxwell: chara again, huh? truth or dare this time?

Chara_Dreemurr: "Dare.@

Vaporeon: sits on the couch

Chara_Dreemurr: "I feel ill regret saying that."

Vaporeon: (( Maxwell: kiss me. ))

: ((I'm in now))

Vaporeon: (( because every dare involves a kiss ))

Maxwell: writes in his notebook. a potion appears. with the adjectives 'fire-breathing dragonlike'. "i dare you to drink that." ((potions in scribblenauts aren't effected by adjectives themselves but instead give things the adjectives it has))

Vaporeon: (( brb

Maxwell: ((...))

Barchar: (AD? You uh)

Barchar: (You here)

Vaporeon: (( gtg

Vaporeon: (( not going to be here for the start of PMD but I might be back in the middle of it

: contrived surface-level garbage [Vaporeon] disconnected.

Maxwell: ((brb))

: Steve the Bear's connection timed out.

: (('aight

Maxwell: ((back

Syphon: ((Back temporarily

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Syphon: ((mfw accidentally mess up birthday song and nobody notices

: Vaati [Vaati] joined chat.

Gaster: ((lel

Maxwell: ((and i'll brb again

Syphon: ((so what's up

Gaster: ((truth or dare

Syphon: ((still going on? cool

Syphon: exists, woo

Gaster: ((but i guess ad isn't here

Syphon: ((we can respin then

: ((AD is playing MC

Syphon: ((oh

: ((Also PMD is 8:00

Syphon: ((oh okay

Syphon: ((presents soon but after that i think i'll be back

Syphon: ((not temporarily at least

Maxwell: ((back

Maxwell: ((so bread still isn't here, huh?

Gaster: ((yeah

: Steve the Bear [Steve the Bear] joined chat.

: ((He's playing MC

: ((Slarv will be here for PMD

Syphon: ((close enough to not here

Syphon: ((i can spin if you want

Maxwell: ((so what's happening IC when something like this happens?

Vaati: ((who knows

Syphon: ((glitch in the matrix /s

Gaster: shrugs. "Maybe she doesn't want to do it."

Syphon: respins, then.

Syphon: ((who's asking?

Maxwell: well, someone should drink it.

Vaati: shrugs.

Barchar: "Not me."

Vaati: ((maxwell

Syphon: ((oh nvm

Syphon: ((respinning for that dare then

Gaster: extends his hands. "Give it here."

Syphon: ((The person who has to dr---oh

Maxwell: hands it over to gaster

Gaster: straight up chugs the hotsauce.

Syphon: Nice.

Maxwell: ((it's... a potion

Syphon: (([s]close enough[/s]

Gaster: ... It's hot sauce, right?

Maxwell: ((not sauce of the hot variety

Maxwell: just smirks

Syphon: ((or, hotness in the form of sauce

Vaati: ((it turns him firebreathing and dragonlike

Gaster: makes a face, then starts breathing fire.

Gaster: "Oooooh... oh my god!"

Vaati: jolts back.

Syphon: Oh.

Maxwell: ((the degree of dragonlike is up to you, but at least winged and having scales

Gaster: -A pair of wings sprout from his back.-

Syphon: Uh, I don't know water magic well, I can just make bubbles.

Syphon: Shiiiit.

: High Priest Laharl [Chalor] joined chat.

Chalor: Fuck texas))

Vaati: |Holy shit!|

Gaster: ... Heeeey, this isn't half bad.

Maxwell: is completely calm in this situation

Syphon: What.

Barchar: "...Awesome."

Gaster: -A few scales appear on his face.-

: ((Hi Laharl

Vaati: Whoa.

Syphon: ((hi laharl

Vaati: ((hi

Chalor: ((So, any drama today?))

Vaati: ((no

: ((Nah

: ((CK got banned

Vaati: ((wait huh

Chalor: ((Wut

Maxwell: ((wait what?

Syphon: ((just a sec

Barchar: (he's right in the fucking list)

Barchar: (you liar)

: ((Shhh

: Vaati's connection timed out.

: ((Also it's time for PMD

: Vaati [Vaati] joined chat.

: Steve the Bear's connection timed out.

Chalor: (>Like I'm gonna do PMD))

Chalor: ((While I'm in Texas))

: ((I'm not talking to you.

Chalor: ((Kek

DamnDude: (( Before PMD happens, I have going to plug something: https://ipecaccommunitymod.wordpress.com/2016/08/03/ipecac-festival-day-3-this-post-isnt-spam-i-swear/ ))

: ((We're on minecraft

: ((You gotta stay in Texas

Vaati: ((welp see you all after pmd

: ((Like an ass

Syphon: ((okay back

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Syphon: ((oh pmd

: Smolapeño's connection timed out.

: High Priest Laharl [Chalor] is now High Priest Laharl [Nobody].

Nobody: They are STILL here. Do they even sleep.

Barchar: waits for a spin

Barchar: (wait fucfk)

Barchar: (ad had the spinner)

Gaster: is a fucking dragon now.

: ((Laharl do u wanna minecraft

: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.

Syphon: You really don't mind this?

Gaster: -Well, not exactly.-

Gaster: This is pretty cool, actually!

: ((Slarv

: ((Get in Arc Reactor

Maxwell: falls asleep or something because pmd

Nobody: ((Slarv))

Syphon: Wow.

Nobody: ((This Chrome OS is incapable of running MC))

Nobody: ((Also))

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.

Nobody: ((I'm in the hellish state known as texass))

Gaster: has wings, some scales sprouting from his bone, fangs, and fire breath.

: ((But you get all the joys of good mexican food and good bbq at the same time

Syphon: ((no

Barchar: (why does being in texas stop you from having fun)

Syphon: ((texas is bad

: ((Wait are we continuing ToD))

Syphon: ((idk

Gaster: -Probably not if everyone ran off to do pmd-

Barchar: (I mean)

Barchar: (I'm still here at least)

Barchar: (you are)

: Maxwell [Maxwell] disconnected.

Barchar: (i guess mv's gone)

Syphon: ((that's 4 players then

Nobody: I'm here.

Syphon: ((5 if laharl wants to participate

Nobody: "So, what game are we playing today?" Nobody says sipping his juice.

Syphon: Truth or dare. Also hey.

Gaster: "Truth or dare. You can watch to see how it works."

: is there

Nobody: "Ooh, Truth or Die, I used to play that with Poppy.

: ((Who just went))

Syphon: No.

Nobody: He slides over.

Nobody: "Mind if I join?"

Syphon: You can join, but it's not truth or die.

: "Should I join?"

: says while still blaring that shit

Syphon: ...Sure.

Barchar: "If I can dare you to shut the fuck up, yes.'

Gaster: ((gaster just drank the dragon potion

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

: ((Gaster asks Chara))

Barchar: which chara

Nobody: Nobody twiddles his thumb.

Chara_Dreemurr: -Thisnone.-

: This one*

Barchar: okay

Gaster: Alright, truth ore dare?

Barchar: you said 'chara' earlier when you meant barchar so i'm just making sure

Syphon: ((oh i have spinner tho

Syphon: ((it's k

Chara_Dreemurr: "Truth."

Gaster: "Mmmh... I've gotten really bad at this..."

Gaster: realizes he barely knows anywone here, except for barchar.

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] joined chat.

Gaster: "Uh... what is your favorite movie?"

Syphon: ...

Chara_Dreemurr: "Um."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Not sure."

Nobody: ((Scott Pilgrim Versus the WOrld))

Chara_Dreemurr: "I don't really have a favorite. If you aren't satisfied, you can ask me another question, sorry."

Nobody: ((Nobody: "1997!"

: is now in the game

Gaster: "No, it's fine."

: "There's only one truth, really"

: "It's that the kid is not my son"

Barchar: is still tuning him out btw

Chara_Dreemurr: "Barchar, truth or dare?"

: ((I've got spinner bye))

: Bte*

: Btw*

: Fuck*

Barchar: "Uh...Truth."

Nobody: He taps his fingers against the floor, making a sort of piano motion.

Nobody: He's actually tapping the beat to 'Healthy Dystopia'

Syphon: plays with a piece of ice as usual.

Chara_Dreemurr: "hmm..."

Nobody: "Please do be supportive with your questions."

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Syphon: ((i don't know what the damn support token is

Chara_Dreemurr: "Is it really cool to be omnipresent or actually kinda bad?"

Nobody: ((I've started just hiding them in RP to avoid another game of three hour long Diep.Io))

Barchar: "...It kinda depends, really. Like, sometimes it's pretty sweet. Other times it sucks. Like, you know. Music can suddenly turn into a psychotic trigger! That's not super fun!"

Nobody: Nobody somehow manages to tap out the part of 'Healthy Dystopia' where it all starts warping.

: ((BC asks Nobody))

Chara_Dreemurr: "Ah."

Barchar: "So, Odysseus. Truth or Dare.'

Nobody: "Truth!" He's pretty much always gonna go truth.

Barchar: considering what he thinks the game is? not surprised

Nobody: Yep

: Imma leave this here cause I'm gonna be in and out http://wheeldecide.com/index.php?c1=Gaster&c2=Chara&c3=BarChara&c4=Nobody&c5=Syphon&c6=The+Voice&time=5

Barchar: "Uhm...why do you keep talking about being supportive?"

Barchar: (i shall be the surrogate wheel)

Syphon: ((i have the spinner too so---oh

Nobody: "Because I like supporting! ANd this little token I keep finding everywhere sure is dandy for helping me be supportive."

Syphon: ((hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Nobody: He flips a token out of his pocket.

Gaster: Hm. That sure looks significant.

Syphon: Interesting.

Barchar: "...It's just a random token."

Barchar: has no idea what a support token looks like

Nobody: If only someone who was in Slarc was here.

Gaster: feels an urge rising inside him.

Syphon: Hey, things that look unsignificant may be meaningful.

Syphon: ((insignificant*

Barchar: (GASTER)

Syphon: You mind if we have it?

Barchar: (asks...)

Gaster: -The urge to hoard treasure.-

Barchar: (THE VOICE)

Nobody: "...Sure! I like supporting friends."

Nobody: He tosses the token to Syphon

Syphon: catches it. "Cool, thanks."

Nobody: ((Slarc, tick off a toke n

: ((K

Gaster: fidgets a little.

Syphon: You okay?

: A holographic michael jackson appears in a chair

Gaster: Who goes next?

Syphon: ...

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Barchar: (I said that gaster asks the voice)

: "HEEEE HEEEEEE"

Barchar: (I even did it like some sorta game that uses seperate audio splices that sound kinda weird)

Gaster: looks to the voice. "So... mr. voice. Truth or dare?"

Nobody: His tapping has progressed from Healthy Dytopia to Cold Iron

: "The truth!"

Gaster: "Why the hell did you keep playing that stupid song. It's not even his best!"

: "Because, it's what's best for the fans"

Barchar: is this just the ghost of michael jackson

Barchar: (next)

Barchar: (NOBODY)

Barchar: (asks...)

: "The kiiiid is not my sooon"

Barchar: (GASTER)

Gaster: just looks disgusted. "Whatever."

: The hologram snaps its fingers

Barchar: twitches a bit, but she's still tuning him out

Nobody: Nobody blissfully keeps tapping.

Barchar: "You're turn, Buddy.'

Nobody: "Hm?"

Nobody: "Am I asking or recieving?"

Barchar: "Asking."

Nobody: "Okay! Truth or Dare?"

Barchar: "Gaster."

Nobody: "Or Die."

Nobody: "I don't know which one we're playing."

Barchar: "Dare."

Syphon: Truth or dare.

Barchar: "The one where the death is accidental."

Nobody: "It usually is according to the media. Mister Gaster, Truth or Dare?"

Gaster: "Truth, I guess.

Nobody: "..."

Nobody: "...Hmm, I'm bd at this, Poppy was the oen who always asked."

Nobody: "Whats your favorite type of pie?"

Gaster: "Pie? Well, I always enjoyed butterscotch-cinnamon, but pumpkin comes in a close second."

Gaster: "Unless, of course, cheesecake counts as pie. Then that's first."

Barchar: (Next...BARCHAR)

Barchar: (asks...)

Barchar: (GASTER)

Nobody: "Okay!"

Barchar: "...Well, doc. Truth or dare."

Gaster: "Truth."

Barchar: "...Uhm..." she shifted uncomfortably. She was not cut out for this. "Uh, like...what's your opinion on me? In general? Is that...is that a good one?"

Gaster: "I think of you as a friend."

Barchar: "...That is acceptable."

: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.

Barchar: her tone sounds as if she feels she dodged a bullet

Barchar: (GASTER)

Barchar: (asks...)

Barchar: (THE VOICE)

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Barchar: (hm)

Barchar: (should i reroll)

Syphon: ((yes

Gaster: ((up to you

Syphon: ((spinner pls

Barchar: (k)

Barchar: (SYPHON)

Barchar: (asks...)

Barchar: (NON-BAR CHARA)

Barchar: (,...uh)

Syphon: Truth or dare, Chara?

Barchar: (maybe i should get rid of her for now)

Syphon: ((yes

Syphon: Oh. Whoops. They're not available.

Barchar: (NOBODY)

Barchar: (asks...)

Barchar: (THE VOICE)

Nobody: "..."

Nobody: "So."

Nobody: "Truth or Dare?"

: "The Truth!"

Nobody: "Is the truth false?"

Barchar: "...Is that...okay, that's fine."

Gaster: "Ooooh."

Gaster: -His wings twitch a little.-

Nobody: "Spin it, Miss Barchar?"

Barchar: "He's supposed to respond, but sure."

Syphon: ((the voice exploded

Barchar: (SYPHON)

: "The truth."

Barchar: (asks...)

: "Is that the kid is not my son"

Barchar: (NOBODY)

Nobody: "But, is that false?"

: "HEEE HEEEEEEE"

Syphon: Buddy, truth or dare?

Nobody: "Why do you call me Buddy still? I don't have a poncho, or a sabre..."

Nobody: "Truth."

Syphon: What.

Syphon: Okay, nevermind.

Syphon: Why are you so strange?

Nobody: "..."

Barchar: "That's a really complicated question, Syphon.'

Syphon: Every question is complicated if you ask Buddy.

Syphon: Buddy, what is 2 + 2?

Nobody: "Well that depends on your conundrums of philosphy, am I strange? Are you strange? What does my strangeness have in common with the strangeness of the average unboxed tribalmans shiv? I wouldn't know, as in my opinion, I am not strange. If you are perhaps asking about my willingness to be nice. Maybe ot's because in my timeline is simply devoid of happiness, and I wish to spread it? WHo knows. Perhaps I really am strange."

Nobody: "Or maybe i'm just clinically insane. Both have been said."

Syphon: ...

Barchar: "...Right. Spinning."

Syphon: Okay, don't answer 2 + 2. That works.

Barchar: (SYPHON)

Barchar: (asks...)

Barchar: (godammit syphon can't ask syphon stop trying to make that shit work)

Syphon: ((rip

Barchar: (THIRD TIME IN A ROW I ROLLED SYPHON)

Syphon: ((fucking spinner

Barchar: (AFTER I GOT SYPHON TWICE LAST TRY)

Barchar: (BARCHAR)

Nobody: ((Reroll?))

Barchar: (Syphon asks barchar, let's go with it)

Syphon: Barchar, truth or dare?

Barchar: "...You know what, let's go Dare.'

Syphon: attempts to think of a dare.

Syphon: Don't shout out this music.

: I guess it stuck

Syphon: For 1 day.

: Brad and Nobuddy

: Works for me

Nobody: I'm gonna fucking stab you

Barchar: "..."

Barchar: "Syphon."

Barchar: "No."

Barchar: "You do not want that.'

Syphon: One hour.

Barchar: "...What else did I expect." she grumbled. "Try to knock me out if I get too freaky."

Syphon: I'll be fair. 5 minutes.

Syphon: But alright.

Barchar: suddenly starts twitching, giggling madly as she stumbled over, attacking the place the voice is coming from

Nobody: He adjusts his mask.

Barchar: BARCHAR IS NOW OUT OF THE GAME FOR A WHILE

Syphon: ((rest in projectiles

Barchar: thanks syphon

Syphon: is a fucking demon.

Barchar: NOBODY

Syphon: is not, but he's shiny.

Barchar: asks...

Nobody: Nobody contemplates headbutting Barchar to knock her out.

Barchar: GASTER

Nobody: "..."

Nobody: "Mister Gaster, truth or dare?"

Barchar: let's just keep her out for three rounds here

Syphon: ((sure

Gaster: "Uuuh, hm. Dare."

Nobody: "...Hmm."

Nobody: "I dare you to go find that bear later and nicely ask him to leave me alone."

Gaster: Okay, will do.

Barchar: GASTER

Barchar: asks...

Barchar: NOBODY

Barchar: you really kinda fucked up by taking barchar out of this already tiny pool

Syphon: ((yeah i did

Syphon: ((at least it's only two turns i suppose

Syphon: ((or, two turns left

Gaster: "And, uh... Truth or dare to you?"

Nobody: "Truth!" He says, adjusting his mask.

Barchar: no, i counted the last one as one turn

Barchar: this is the second

Barchar: so only one more after this

Syphon: ((counting this turn, two turns left

Gaster: "Uh, is it weird wearing a mask all the time? Surely it's bad for your vision."

Nobody: "Well." He says, reaching behind his head.

Nobody: "I can show you, if you don't mind?"

Gaster: Oh, sure?

Syphon: turns to Buddy, wathcing intently.

Syphon: ((watching*

Nobody: He unlatches the mask, and what's behind it is some fucked up shit. His face is covered in lacerations, burns, and theres shittons of dried blood everywhere. Areas where flesh is plainly visible wher ehte slkin hasn't regrown.

Syphon: Oh.

Gaster: looks visibly shocked. "Oh my..."

Syphon: How fun.

Nobody: His eyes are fucked up, one looks like it's been gouged out, and the other is awkwardly tturning inside.

: A bald man walks into the bar and starts fighting nobody

Barchar: THE VOICE

Syphon: ...

: He's covered in arrows

: jk

Barchar: asks...

Barchar: SYPHON

: "HEEE HEEEEEE"

Nobody: "Eyesight isn't really a problem." He says, putting the mask back on.

: "Truth or dare!"

Syphon: Dare.

: "I dare you..."

Nobody: He holds up two yellow triangles out of his pocket. With eyes oin the center of them.

: "To sing along!"

: plays time to air

Syphon: Fuck everything.

Nobody: "I see through these iEyes." He says, they scan through the room.

Syphon: sings along. He's okay.

Nobody: Nobody eventually puts all his shit back together, readjusting his mask.

Barchar: (fuck brb)

Barchar: (http://wheeldecide.com/index.php?c1=Gaster&c2=Nobody&c3=Syphon&c4=The+Voice&time=5 wheel)

Syphon: ((rolled the voice 4 times in a row

Syphon: ((can't do it

Nobody: ((WOn't load for me

Nobody: "..."

Syphon: ((okay, the voice asks nobody

Nobody: ((Syphon asks Nobody instead?

Syphon: ((nobody can ask syphon

Syphon: ((that hasn't happened, though syphon has asked nobody

Nobody: ((Novodies 'asks' are all fucking dumb))

Nobody: ((And ae generally uninteresting to RP

Syphon: ((oh okay

Syphon: Buddy, truth or dare?

Nobody: "Truth!"

Syphon: How did your face get so injured?

Nobody: "...Well, I told Miss Barchar a little bit of it."

Nobody: "But uh..>Well."

Nobody: "I first got hit by a sawblade shot from a Security Slicer after I stepped offcamera or the first time."

Nobody: "And then I..."

Nobody: "I hit a bad time."

Nobody: "I got really sad, and generally didn't enjoy myself." He says, faking an upbeat tone.

: Steve the Bear [Steve the Bear] joined chat.

Nobody: "This endex with me waalking into a flamethrower by accident."

Nobody: "After that, I was caught, and President Gardner decided I wasn't done, and removed my eyes."

Nobody: "It's a long story."

Syphon: ...Okay...wow.

Syphon: That's a lot to take in.

Nobody: "..."

Syphon: I guess I can't blame you for your strangeness then.

Nobody: "I'm Fine! SHoudl we wait for Miss Barchar?"

Nobody: He's back to that upbeat tone.

Syphon: Sure.

Nobody: He continues typing the beat to Healthyt Dystopia.

Nobody: Tapping*

Syphon: continues playing with ice.

Gaster: stretches his wings a little.

: Steve the Bear's connection timed out.

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Vaporeon: (( family wants to use my laptop

: contrived surface-level garbage [Vaporeon] disconnected.

Nobody: "..."

Syphon: ...

Barchar: (back)

Syphon: ((wb

Barchar: sighs, regaining her composure a bit and sitting back down. "Hi again."

Syphon: Hey.

Nobody: "Ah, Miss Barchar is back, so we can continue."

Nobody: Nobody didn't do much orher than explain what the fuck happened to his face other than sawblades.

Gaster: stretches a little. "Okay."

Barchar: SYPHON

Barchar: asks...

Barchar: THE VOICE

Nobody: Nobody readjusts and affixes his mask back on, it's a little loose since he took it off.

: "HOOOOOOO"

Syphon: Voice, truth or dare?

: "The truth!"

Syphon: Why are you a bitch?

Barchar: "Burn." she said, monotone.

Gaster: ((OOOOOOOHHHH

: "Because"

Syphon: No, the kid not being your son is not a reason.

DamnDude: (( "Bitches love cannons, so I love cannons" ))

: "I have terminal cancer and this is a mental projection from the hospital ward I'm currently staying in as I await my inevitable grueling demise, attempting to play a song so loud it will make me stop hearing the ever-growing screams of the damned that await me"

Nobody: "..."

Syphon: . . .

: "HEEEE HEEEEEEEEEE"

Nobody: "Oh."

Nobody: "Next spin?"

Syphon: Okay...moving on...

Nobody: I gtg

Nobody: ((Good night))

Syphon: ((alright, gn

: High Priest Laharl [Nobody] disconnected.

Gaster: ((gn

Barchar: BARCHAR

Barchar: asks...

Barchar: SYPHON

Barchar: "...Well. Truth or dare."

Syphon: Dare.

Barchar: "...Uh. Okay."

Barchar: "Try to get the voice to play something without whatever he's playing right now in it. This dare has no deadline."

: "HEEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEEEE"

: The hologram dances

Barchar: next...

Syphon: Voice, I don't mind you making people scream but do it with something other than this, completely unrelated.

Barchar: SYPHON

Barchar: asks....

Barchar: BARCHAR

Syphon: Then it's screaming and new stuff.

Syphon: Also, truth or dare.

Barchar: "Truth."

Syphon: What is the absolute strangest thing you have seen?

Barchar: "...That...is...hm."

: The hologram vanishes, the song however, continues

Syphon: Voice, that doesn't change anything.

Barchar: "Truth be told, watching the koreas blow themselves up with nukes was kinda strange."

Barchar: "But really, I'm not super sure in the end. I've been a bit jaded as far as weirdness goes."

Gaster: ((OH SHIT I FORGOT I WAS GONNA EDIT A SLICE OF PIZZA INTO JASPER'S HAND

Syphon: Alright.

Barchar: THE VOICE

Barchar: asks...

Barchar: BARCHAR

Barchar: "Truth. Don't even bother asking. It's truth."

: "Why can't you get down with my jams?"

Barchar: "Because when I experience something nonstop, I apparently have one of two reactions."

Barchar: "Either I develop stockholm syndrome like with Pleanir."

Barchar: "Or, I develop a psychotic hatred for it."

Barchar: "Sorry, you got option number 2."

: "HEEEE HEEEEEEEEEEE"

Barchar: SYPHON

Barchar: asks...

Barchar: SYPHON CANNOT ASK SYPHON GFD

Barchar: SYPHON ACTUALLY ASKS...

Barchar: OKAY IT LANDED ON SYPHON BUT IT WAS CLOSE TO GASTER SO THAT

Syphon: Gaster, truth or dare?

Gaster: Ummm, dare?

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Syphon: thinks. Thinking intensifies

Syphon: You're a fire dragon, right?

Gaster: "yes."

Syphon: Shower for 5 minutes.

Syphon: Or, well, a full shower I guess.

Barchar: jees you shower fast

Gaster: blinks. "Okay."

Gaster: goes to take a shower.

Syphon: doesn't really get the chance to shower long.

Gaster: walks out, five minutes later. "The only annoyance I had was soap getting in my eyes."

Syphon: Oh. Huh.

Syphon: You're welcome then, I guess.

Barchar: THE VOICE

Barchar: asks...

Barchar: BARCHAR AGAIN

: has left the game

Barchar: well

Barchar: that's

Barchar: uh

Barchar: left us with three people

: i said his form left

Syphon: [oh]

Syphon: ((whoops

Syphon: ((two chats

: and you rolled him again so i was like why not

Barchar: "...Well. With Michael fucking Jackson out of the picture..."

Barchar: "We're left with just us three."

: the song didn't stop

Barchar: "Which doesn't work great."

Syphon: ...Yeah, this isn't enough people.

Vaporeon: "..."

Gaster: Too bad, I guess.

Vaporeon: "ok"

: The Voice [] is now Santa [Santa].

Santa: or.. nah

: Santa [Santa] is now Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami].

Vaporeon: is just sitting on the couch

Vaporeon: pretending to vape

Barchar: "Well, thus ends this exciting game of truth or dare.'

Vaporeon: "how buffeting"

Chiaki Nanami: a grill enters the bar, she's absorbed in a video game and not paying attention to where she's going

Barchar: stands up, glancing at Gaster, before just walking back over to the couch, laying down

Syphon: Hey.

Syphon: ((obviously pokeman goo

Gaster: stretches his wings. "Hello young lady."

Vaporeon: (( >pokemon go and there's an actual pokemon in front of your face

Vaporeon: (( >runs right over it in an attempt to catch a fucking cp10 zubat

Vaporeon: (( >actually kills it

Chiaki Nanami: bumps into the bar

Vaporeon: "hi"

Chiaki Nanami: then looks up, "Huh..?"

Vaporeon: sort of waves at the grill

Chiaki Nanami: she rubs her eyes a bit

Chiaki Nanami: looks at Gaster

Chiaki Nanami: "That's a nice cosplay"

Syphon: ...

Vaporeon: He bursts out laughing.

Gaster: starts laughing too.

Vaporeon: "you've got it all wrong"

Vaporeon: "ever"

Vaporeon: "so"

Vaporeon: "wrong"

Gaster: "Haven't heard that one in a while!"

Chiaki Nanami: "...?"

Barchar: "He's an actual skeleton."

Barchar: "The wings are due to a potion."

Barchar: "No, I'm not roleplaying. I'm not just in-character. It's actually the case."

Syphon: ((2meta

Vaporeon: He chuckles.

Syphon: ((4me

Vaporeon: "2meta"

Chiaki Nanami: looks over at the Vaporeon and the Barchar

Vaporeon: "m e t a"

Chiaki Nanami: "What..?"

Vaporeon: (( Chiaki: what was I vaping... ))

Barchar: (you sure seem to have a near-obsession iwth vaping)

Barchar: gives her a peace sign. Makes sure it's actually a peace sign and not a 'fuck you'.

Vaporeon: (( damn right I do ))

Vaporeon: (( vape naysh yall ))

Syphon: just sits on the couch.

Chiaki Nanami: "An actual skeleton?"

Vaporeon: has been on the couch for hours

Chiaki Nanami: looks up at Gaster, she's significantly shorter

Gaster: nods, extending his hand.

Chiaki Nanami: "W.D. Gaster?"

Chiaki Nanami: is more curious than anything else

Barchar: "The same."

Chiaki Nanami: looks fucking amazed

Chiaki Nanami: "You're real?!"

Barchar: "Yup."

Chiaki Nanami: like a kid who met spiderman

Gaster: nods. "Yes!"

Chiaki Nanami: never did geno so doesn't give two fucks about chara

Barchar: is barely recognizable as a Chara anyway

Vaporeon: "[sub]Fuckin' fangirls[/sub]"

Chiaki Nanami: shakes his hand vigorously

Vaporeon: (( Gaster: ok stop

Chiaki Nanami: then looks to Vaporeon

Chiaki Nanami: "And you're real?"

Vaporeon: "you know it"

Gaster: ((jasper samples some earth cuisine https://66.media.tumblr.com/650feab7dedf9f4ec88a1feafa798fe8/tumblr_obbcb5KAiP1uggan1o1_500.png'

Vaporeon: (( fix your fuckin links omg

Syphon: ((rood

Chiaki Nanami: "Wow.."

Vaporeon: (( jknohardfeelingsdontkillme

Chiaki Nanami: turns back to Gaster

Chiaki Nanami: "But I don't have a GUI right now. How are you here?"

Gaster: I'm just... here.

Gaster: (( https://66.media.tumblr.com/650feab7dedf9f4ec88a1feafa798fe8/tumblr_obbcb5KAiP1uggan1o1_500.png

Vaporeon: "..."

Chiaki Nanami: puts her hand behind her back

Chiaki Nanami: "How many fingers am I holding up?"

Vaporeon: "however many I can use to say 'fuck you'"

Gaster: ... I don't know.

Chiaki Nanami: "Hmmmmm..."

Vaporeon: "just kidding"

Chiaki Nanami: "Are you sure you're the real Gaster?"

Barchar: "He's not omniscient."

Barchar: "I am, though. 4."

Chiaki Nanami: "Because lore suggests that, while it is up to interpreta.." blah blah blah "but still, while the GUI theory goes hand in..." blah blah blah "..huh?" She turns to barchar

Gaster: Well... I'm only one Gaster. There's other out there.

Vaporeon: "lore"

Barchar: "You're holding up four fingers."

Vaporeon: "what, are there fan theories all over the internet? pffffft"

Chiaki Nanami: "That's right.."

Chiaki Nanami: "Who are you?"

Barchar: "Barchar."

Chiaki Nanami: "I don't know that game"

Barchar: "I also go by 'Chara'."

Chiaki Nanami: "Is it foreign?"

Chiaki Nanami: "Oh!"

Barchar: "But...I don't use that name anymore."

Chiaki Nanami: "Two Undertale characters.. one Pokemon.."

Chiaki Nanami: counts on her fingers, then notices grillby

Chiaki Nanami: "Three"

Barchar: "Welcome to the bar."

Vaporeon: (( Syphon cries

Syphon: ((can confirm

Vaporeon: "why the hell am I even here"

Chiaki Nanami: "You mean..."

Vaporeon: "am I a meme"

Barchar: "We're mostly people from that dimensional line."

Chiaki Nanami: looks amazed

Syphon: [s]is crying quietly.[/s] is playing with a piece of ice.

Barchar: "Yes, THAT bar." she said, rolling her eyes

Chiaki Nanami: "There's more?"

Vaporeon: goes over to Syphon, staring at the piece of ice

Barchar: "Yes."

Chiaki Nanami: ((Turns out chiaki ships mettablook and gets shot many times

Barchar: "There's also some mettatons."

Barchar: "And A muffet."

Syphon: Hey.

Vaporeon: "hi"

Chiaki Nanami: gasps

Barchar: "A few toriels, though they seem doomed to leave."

Barchar: "A LOT of frisks.'

Discoton: well I mean this mettaton can walk in to fuel your fangirliness

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Vaporeon: "...."

Gaster: Another grillby...

Chiaki Nanami: "Is there someone called Flowey?"

Gaster: ... Sometimes...

Syphon: ((Now that I think about it

Barchar: "Well, few of them come."

Syphon: ((There WAS floweys, but haven't been in a while

Barchar: "Oh, there are PLENTY of Asriels thouh.'

Chiaki Nanami: "Well, good. Because secretly he's the prince of monsters!"

Chara_Dreemurr: -She walks in.-

Chiaki Nanami: says this like it's a huge revelation

Barchar: "What? No."

Chiaki Nanami: feels smart for saying that

Barchar: "How, as his brother, was I EVER supposed to know that?"

Barchar: "Er, sister."

Gaster: ... Really?

Barchar: "He was MY brother."

Dr, Asriel: walks in. "You're not smart at all. I have a PhD in...shit..."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Oh hey who's this?"

Dr, Asriel: "fuck that PhD is useless"

Chiaki Nanami: "I know you didn't know, that's only in the true ending!"

Vaporeon: "........."

Chiaki Nanami: is getting into talking vidya with Barchar

Gaster: Well, i've seen them all.

Chiaki Nanami: "It's very secret"

Vaporeon: turns to Chiaki.

Vaporeon: "I'm honestly starting to not give a fuck."

Barchar: "Listen, child, I knew full well."

Barchar: "I was being sarcastic."

Chara_Dreemurr: -She walks over to Barchar and Chiaki.-

Chiaki Nanami: "Y-you did?"

Barchar: "Yes. We have lives outside of whatever you play."

Chiaki Nanami: "..."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Play?"

Chiaki Nanami: "Oh yeah..."

Chiaki Nanami: ".."

Chiaki Nanami: "Sorry..."

Barchar: of course she doesn't remember a lick of it from before she genocided everything but she does still know how asrielk works at the very least

Barchar: shrugs. "It's fine."

Chiaki Nanami: she feels bad now, her excitement got the better of her

Chara_Dreemurr: "Whos's the kid?" ((I'm assuming they're a kid. No OC sheet entry.))

Syphon: ((oh yeah oc sheet exists

Barchar: yeah she is

Chiaki Nanami: is not an oc

Barchar: "I dunno. We're in a video game, where she's from."

Chiaki Nanami: "Undertale!"

: ((Neither is Half of the "OCs" there))

Vaporeon: (( not like I need to put a vaporeon into the OC list

: ((It's just a character sheet.))

Vaporeon: (( right

Chiaki Nanami: ((http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/ubprp/images/a/a4/Chiaki.png/revision/latest?cb=20150726190205

Chara_Dreemurr: "Oh."

Vaporeon: "u wOT MATE"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Sounds... Very odd, to say the least, to me."

Chiaki Nanami: "You should play it"

Vaporeon: "stop making me cringe"

Gaster: ... I... would rather not.

Syphon: plays with ice in one hand and with bubbles in another.

Chara_Dreemurr: "I don't like being the villain."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Right?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Am I the bad guy that needs to be stopped?"

Vaporeon: attempts to grab the ice

: DamnDude's connection timed out.

Chiaki Nanami: "No"

Chara_Dreemurr: "...Well that legitimatly is a pleasant surprise."

Chiaki Nanami: doesn't recognize chara by anything other than name

Chiaki Nanami: "It's fun"

Syphon: hands Vaporeon the ice.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Name's Chara, what's yours?"

Chiaki Nanami: "It deconstructs traditional JRPG concepts and implements a dodging feature"

Syphon: creates another piece of ice and plays with it.

Chiaki Nanami: "Chiaki Nanami"

: contrived surface-level garbage [Vaporeon] disconnected.

Barchar: how the fuck does she know who chara is without knowing anything about them

Chiaki Nanami: "Chara like this one?"

Barchar: chiaki is an idiot

Chara_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

Barchar: "No."

Chiaki Nanami: because this chara is an adult

Barchar: "She's noooothing like me, trust me."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Kinda."

Chara_Dreemurr: "We're both Chara."

Barchar: "Other than both being Charas."

Chiaki Nanami: "Awesome..."

Chiaki Nanami: has stars in her eyes, anime ass kawaii as fuck stars

Gaster: ...

Chara_Dreemurr: "So, what about his game makes it better than any other RPG you could play?"

Gaster: [sub]"Wonder what would happen if metta showed up."[/sub]

: ((Toby sponsor pls))

Chiaki Nanami: "You can spare the enemies through a puzzle mechanic, and dodge attacks with a space-shooter minigame"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Scarily similar."

Chiaki Nanami: "To what?"

Barchar: "Our lives."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Just... Yeah."

Chiaki Nanami: "Oh yeah"

Chara_Dreemurr: "It would be weird if they made a video game about your life, right?"

Gaster: "Could you imagine? Living in a videogame?"

Chiaki Nanami: "..."

Zacharie: ((now i wanna rp this fuck

Chiaki Nanami: someone give her a copy of dr2 and she'll find out

Chiaki Nanami: "Oh.."

Chiaki Nanami: "I'm sorry.. I just got excited"

Barchar: "Reasonable."

Chiaki Nanami: "I like that ga-... I'll stop talking about that now.."

Barchar: "I'm kinda used to the idea, I guess. Every life i a video game in some other dimension."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Dotm worry 'bout it, kid."

Barchar: "And a TV show. And a book."

Gaster: ((my brother sent me a link to the official pokemon center store

Barchar: "And A stageplay."

Gaster: ((i'm gonna regret this

Chiaki Nanami: "I wonder..."

Chiaki Nanami: "Is there a game store around here?"

Barchar: "Nah."

Barchar: "The surface got nuked.'

Barchar: "And then hit by a reset bomb."

Chiaki Nanami: "Darn.."

Barchar: "There may be a couple places where you could raid some games, but it's not worth it."

Barchar: "Why?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Yeah, it's pretty fudged up there."

Chiaki Nanami: "Maybe my life is a game"

Chiaki Nanami: "I'd wanna play it"

Barchar: "What's your name?"

Chiaki Nanami: "Chiaki Nanami"

Barchar: looks up for a second

Barchar: "Danganronpa 2."

Chiaki Nanami: "Danganronpa 2?"

Barchar: "Yup.'

Chiaki Nanami: stands up

Chiaki Nanami: "I will find this game.."

Barchar: "I can probably find it on the internet somewhere."

Chiaki Nanami: "It is my duty as the Super Duper High School Level Gamer to find it"

Barchar: "If, like, I could find some way to get the internet."

Zacharie: -How convenient that a merchant walks in.-

Chiaki Nanami: looks over

Syphon: Hey.

Chara_Dreemurr: "..."

Barchar: "Oh, hi."

Syphon: ((actually, gtg, gonna go on mobile and will be on arcreactor

Syphon: ((bye, gn

Chiaki Nanami: ((Gn

Barchar: "You wouldn't happen to have a laptop on you, would you?"

: Syphon [Syphon] disconnected.

Barchar: "Wait, nevermind, I just realized."

Chiaki Nanami: is internally fangirling

Barchar: "Chiaki, you have a phone, right?"

Chiaki Nanami: nods

Barchar: "Lemme see it?'

Zacharie: "I don't unfortunately... but what I do have is wares for sale."

Chiaki Nanami: pulls out a cat-themed phone and hands it to barcahr

Chiaki Nanami: "The password is 1228"

Barchar: shit it's only for playstations

Barchar: I dunno if there'd be a fucking playstation vita phone emulator

Chiaki Nanami: even the ultimate gamer doesn't want a fucking vita

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Chiaki Nanami: but they're on steam too

: Syphon [Syphon] disconnected.

Barchar: "Well, uh, it's on steam. Do you have that?"

Barchar: "Though, I guess you'd need to bring a laptop or something in here."

Zacharie: -He starts setting out the pieces to a gaming computer. "Buy up, my friends. Dedan banned gaming ever since a few elsens went burnt after playing horror games."-

Chiaki Nanami: "I do"

Chiaki Nanami: looks at Zacharie

Barchar: "Oh, well. Uhm..."

Chiaki Nanami: "Do you have a game called Danganronpa 2?"

Barchar: "How much, Zach?"

Chiaki Nanami: is energetic about playing her own game

Zacharie: -"Just 800 credits for the whole lot."-

Barchar: "Uh-huh."

Barchar: "And in G?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "I actually can go get a laptop right now while you're handling all that."

Zacharie: "Welll... I'd say that's about two-hundered gold."

Zacharie: -Inflation hit the zones like a truck-

Barchar: "Uh-huh. Anyone got, like..."

Chiaki Nanami: "What is the conversion to Yen...?"

Barchar: "190 gold I can borrow?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Be right back."

Chiaki Nanami: "Oh, I can pay in monocoins!"

Zacharie: -"Any currency is accepted, my friend."-

Chara_Dreemurr: -She heads it.-

: Out*

Chiaki Nanami: pulls out a bronze coin, even though I'm saying this chiaki is from Despair Arc instead of DR2 I figure she picked up one or two at the school

Chiaki Nanami: hands over 100 Monocoins

Chiaki Nanami: "Is that enough?"

Zacharie: -He nods, and hands over the computer. "It's yours, my friend."-

Chiaki Nanami: "Thank you!"

Chiaki Nanami: takes the computer, sits down, and is absorbed

Chiaki Nanami: her fingers are moving faster than the speed of light

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Nobody: ((They fucking lied

Nobody: ((Pool doesn't close at 10))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Rip 10PM time limit

Nobody: ((IT closes at 5.

Nobody: ((5 AM.))

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] disconnected.

Nobody: ((And even they they don't give two shits whether or not you stay.

Barchar: (who wants to go swimming at 5 AM)

Nobody: ((Who doesn't?))

Nobody: ((Swimming in the dark, the pool quietly illuminated by lights in the water

Barchar: (okay that sounds pretty actually)

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

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Barchar: (and I guess in Texas it ain't gonna be cold)

Nobody: ((Texas nights are actually kinda chill))

Chara_Dreemurr: -She returns, there is police sirens, as she slams the anydoor shut, and resets the code.-

Gaster: looks up. "Hm?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "I stole Asriel's laptop."

Chara_Dreemurr: "It's now- wait she already had a computer."

Nobody: ((Oh, are we bringing in our waifus?))

Nobody: ((Quick, somone name a number between 1 and 8.))

Barchar: (3)

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Nobody: ((Okay))

Nobody: ((Now name Legs or SLeep))

Nobody: ((Legs or SLeep Schedule))

Barchar: (Legs)

Barchar: (duh)

Nobody: ((Now name Heart or Mind))

Barchar: (Mind)

Chiaki Nanami: has her face practically up to the screen

Barchar: (I ain't ma'tii)

Nobody: ((ALRIGHTY WE'RE USING SUZU))

Chara_Dreemurr: "Damn. Oh well."

Nobody: ((The other option was Emi, who has no legs))

Barchar: (who's suzu)

Nobody: ((Narcoleptic Waifu))

Barchar: (pff)

Nobody: ((Care to reroll?))

Barchar: (nope)

Barchar: (I'm fine with this)

Nobody: K))

Nobody: ((The other possible options were:))

Chara_Dreemurr: "I don't think I can go back there now."

Chiaki Nanami: "These are all my classmates.."

Nobody: ((Blind Waifu, Armless WAifu that is half my inspiration for writing Nobody's lines, Deaf waifu, Kenji, Skin Cancer Wifu, Heart Defect Waifu, and ADHD Chbby Waifu))

Chiaki Nanami: "..."

Barchar: (no master of romance tho)

Nobody: ((Well these are the girls from the mAster of Romance timeline))

Nobody: ((And Kenji.))|

Barchar: (we could bring in the true master though)

Nobody: ((Hisao himself))

Chara_Dreemurr: -She sits on the couch, using the laptop for herself instead.-

Gaster: stretches his wings. It occurs to him he may not be able to fly.

Nobody: ((eh fuck it why don't I just come to a conclusion))

Chara_Dreemurr: "When did you get wings?"

: High Priest Laharl [Nobody] is now High Priest Laharl [].

: A bus rolls in outside.

: Like, a bus just rolled up outside the bar.

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Gaster: Maxwell did it during truth or dare.

: *BEEP BEEP*

Chara_Dreemurr: "Ah."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Looks cool."

Gaster: ...

Gaster: "Is that a fucking party bus?"

: The bus lets down a walkway, not a set of stairs, and a shitton of kids start stepping down.

Barchar: "Uh..."

Gaster: "Okay, what? Is this a field trip of some sort?"

Barchar: "This isn't a school!"

: "Alright kids, make sure to come back after a while." An adult says.

: "The anydoor code is Mstrmc!"

: "Remember, this is a school-sanctioned field trip."

Chara_Dreemurr: "What the heck."

: "That means you Hisao, pleas stop having heart attacks."

Chara_Dreemurr: "We didn't approve of this."

: At that moment, a blonde kid that looks like Hisao has a heart attack

: "GODDAMNIT!"

Chiaki Nanami: is too absorbed in the game to notice

: None of the various waifus aorund ghim seem to care, one of them kicks him.

Gaster: "We should help him."

: This is the fuck that sent you people those stupid gifts.

Barchar: hip hip hurrah

Gaster: -Does he deserve to die for that?-

: Eventually, the kid recoveres through the force of visual-novel drama.

Gaster: -o-

: The kids wlak to the door.

: They can't seem to figure out who goes in first, so they send in one person at a time.

Gaster: "Hello?"

: ANd then they all fight for a bit and die in a tornado

: Because I realized this was a horribvle idea

Gaster: "Well that was certainly something."

: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [Nobody].

Nobody: "It was something."

Barchar: "..."

Chara_Dreemurr: "...Okay then."

Barchar: "Nope. Doesn't phase me anymore. Shit."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Nah don't worry. Didn't really phase me either."

Gaster: Weird shit happens like that all the time.

Nobody: Nobody didn't even react.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Welp, now I have a laptop."

Nobody: "Why not a lapbottom?"

Chiaki Nanami: is growing increasingly pale as she progresses

Gaster: Why would you sit on your laptop?

Chiaki Nanami: fat togami's fucking dead

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Nobody: Nobody's iEye looks around the bar, centering on Chiaki

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Chara_Dreemurr: "...Kid?"

Chara_Dreemurr: -She scoots over to her.-

: Chiaki that is

Nobody: One of the iEyes centers on Chara, staring at her.

Gaster: stands up and fully spreads his wings. They're huge, almost filling the entire bar.

Barchar: uh

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Barchar: that seems a bit toooo big

Nobody: "Mister Dragon Gaster why don't you fly?"

Gaster: -They're probably 20 feet in length-

Nobody: Bara Wings

Gaster: -That's about the size to get a human male off the ground-

Nobody: Charizard Wings

: Steve the Bear's connection timed out.

Gaster: "Er... maybe I should go outside.-

Nobody: "Why go outside?"

Nobody: "We are underground, there is no outside."

Nobody: "Flying might be detrimental underground."

Barchar: "I think you're probably fine."

Gaster: "It's still pretty big..."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Kid, you're worrying me."

Chara_Dreemurr: "You're turning into a vampire."

Gaster: tucks his wings in and goes out the door, spreading them there.

Nobody: SLarv ain't here

: ((Rip))

: ((Slarv will be back))

Nobody: Nobody djusts his max. One of the iEyes centers on Chara/

Nobody: Adjusts his Mask*

Barchar: follows Gaster out, cause why not

Barchar: "...Man. I barely ever come out here."

Chara_Dreemurr: "...Why is that thing looking at me?"

Gaster: "Oh, it's chilly..."

Nobody: "...Well, because I'm looking at you, Miss Chara."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Oh."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Well, why're you looking at me?"

Nobody: "Because I look at people, isn't that what eyes are for?"

Nobody: "Well, figuratively, my eyes don't work, but still."

Gaster: flaps his wings, lifting off the ground.

Gaster: "O-okay, this is a little weird.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Yeah, but why at me? Not that I care."

Barchar: "You'll get used to it."

Barchar: "Until that wears off."

Nobody: "Well, nobody else here is lookatable."

Nobody: "THe other two went outside!"

Chara_Dreemurr: "True."

Gaster: "Oh... this is a little tiring. I feel like Ive got muscles..."

Nobody: "Besides, i'd rather look at you than the random ceiling."

Nobody: "Atleast you breathe!" He says happily, clasping his hands together.

Gaster: ((is this attack on titan http://prntscr.com/c0y4w1

Barchar: "Then come back down." she said, masking a slightly alarming-to her, anyway-amount of concern

Chara_Dreemurr: "Throught you were gonna flirt with me for a second there."

Gaster: does so, folding his wings. "Gee... this is gonna take work."

Barchar: to be fair neither of the others actually do

Barchar: pats him on the shoulder. "Hey, don't worry about it. You'll be fine."

Nobody: "Sorry! I appreciate the offer but i'm not interested Miss Chara!"

Nobody: Oh.

Gaster: "I hope so... God, how am I gonna explain this to my family?"

Barchar: "I dunno. Tell them the truth, I guess."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Taken anyways."

Barchar: "They'll probably understand. I would."

Vaporeon: is just sleeping on the couch

Gaster: nods, heading back inside.

Nobody: "So how are you?"

Barchar: follows him back in, finding that interaction satisfactory

Gaster: [SUPPORT ACHIEVED -nah jk]

Vaporeon: wakes up inside

Chara_Dreemurr: "Fine."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Miss my girlfriend."

Vaporeon: "helllllllooooooooooooo"

Barchar: wouldn't mind a support with him. That's...not an innuendo. I should mention.

Barchar: has no intention of fucking Gaster.

Nobody: "Hm, well thats bad."

Gaster: has no intention of fucking her either.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Yep."

Barchar: that intention would require...

Nobody: He adjusts his mask, shrugging.

Barchar: is there a version of the oedupus complex for Fathers?

Barchar: is it still an oedipus complex?

Nobody: Yes

Nobody: Except instead of Pus its Oedidic

Barchar: is that a joke or not

Nobody: Yes its a fucking joke

Barchar: okay just checking

Chara_Dreemurr: "She'll be back."

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Vaporeon: "..."

Barchar: "I hope so."

Barchar: "Im actually really starting to miss Jager."

Barchar: BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER

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Chiaki Nanami: has a face of o_o, still playing

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Chiaki Nanami: Teruteru's dead, Peko's dead, Mahiru's fucking dead

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Nobody: "..."

Vaporeon: http://i.imgur.com/GUfI2Ek.png

Chiaki Nanami: "T-this game isn't like real life at all.."

Vaporeon: "..."

Vaporeon: "ok then"

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Chara_Dreemurr: "...Kid, sure it's just a game."

: I'm sure/8

: .*

Chiaki Nanami: is seeing all her friends kill eachother

Chara_Dreemurr: "Hey, maybe you should play something else, right?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "We can play something together..."

Nobody: "SOmetimes I play with dead birds."

Chara_Dreemurr: "What do you fancy? I downloaded steam, I'm su- you're not helping."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Anyways, what do you want to play? Maybe you can show me that undertale game."

Vaporeon: "i play with other people"

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Chiaki Nanami: "I should finish this.."

Chiaki Nanami: "S-see who kills.. eachother"

Chara_Dreemurr: "I mean... Are you sure?"

Chiaki Nanami: is on chapter 5, she's one of the last ones standing

Chiaki Nanami: "This hasn't happened yet.."

Chiaki Nanami: "M-maybe I can stop it.."

: ((I don't play DR btw))

Nobody: SHe's watching dangonronpa

Nobody: I haven't seen or played a single fucking game

Chara_Dreemurr: "..."

Chara_Dreemurr: "That's good. That's a good way of thinking."

Chiaki Nanami: ((Basically, she and all of her classmates are killing eachother

: contrived surface-level garbage [Vaporeon] is now contrived surface-level garbage [Dmoke].

: ((For why))

Dmoke: test

Chiaki Nanami: ((For to escape an island

: contrived surface-level garbage [Dmoke] is now Vaporeon [Vaporeon].

Chara_Dreemurr: "Kid... You know I'm thinking now, you can try and stop it, but if things go sour, maybe you should... Leave? Come here and never go back again."

Chiaki Nanami: now she's getting to the part where she dies

: Vaporeon [Vaporeon] is now contrived surface-level garbage [Vaporeon].

Chara_Dreemurr: -She might close the laptop, is she allowed to when she sees herself die.-

: ((All I kno about dr))

: ((Is that one of the games has a weird intro))

: ((With a rocket ship? Or something? And it lands and a skeleton comes out))

: ((I was just watching my friend's screen not really understanding and confused))

Chiaki Nanami: is crushed by a giant tetris block, and her face reflects that

Chiaki Nanami: chara can see that

Chara_Dreemurr: -She tries to close the laptop.-

Chiaki Nanami: she can do so easily, she's just kinda.. frozen

Chara_Dreemurr: "Kid, you aren't going back there."

Vaporeon: "well that's just fucked up"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Not letting a young kid like you die, alright?"

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Chara_Dreemurr: -She puts her arm around Chiaki, not knowing what else to do, really.-

Chiaki Nanami: "..."

Chiaki Nanami: "I-I.. I don't wanna..."

Chiaki Nanami: "L-let them die.."

Chiaki Nanami: her voice is quiet

Chara_Dreemurr: "Chiaki, they were killing eachother."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Maybe these people aren't good to begin with... Look, just trust me, it's best to not go back."

Chara_Dreemurr: -She kinda holds her a bit closer.-

Vaporeon: "das fucked up"

Chiaki Nanami: her eyes are wide

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Chara_Dreemurr: "Not letting another cute kid die..."

Vaporeon: just sort of looks like [url=http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11119/111191852/4778116-6335697344-54195.jpg]this[/url]

Chiaki Nanami: she now feels fucking, fucking, fucking, fucking awful for talking about undertale like that

Chara_Dreemurr: -She figures she can't be too much younger than herself, physical age wise.-

Chara_Dreemurr: "Wanna play a fun game?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Couple free to play games I saw."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Always have flash games to fall back on, too."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Plus I stole Asriel's wallet, so we can always buy a couple of games."

Nobody: Nobody just, lays his head on the table.

Nobody: He's kinda got Chiaki's mindset of wanting to go back to his timeline to 'help', but he doesn't really have anything left over there.

Chara_Dreemurr: -She's smiling lightly, as to make her feel better."

: -A*

: -*

Vaporeon: (( 2 successive typos

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Vaporeon: (( If my counter weren't broken

: ((No like))

: ((I've made like 4 or 5 In a row before))

Chiaki Nanami: "Um.. sure.."

: ((That's just the tip of the iceberg.))

Chiaki Nanami: is still in shock

Chara_Dreemurr: -She puts Chiaki's laptop away, and gets Asriel's. Well, hers now.-

Chara_Dreemurr: "You know, your hoodie is adorable."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Might have to get one of those."

Vaporeon: (( I need to make a typo detector

Nobody: "Thank you!"

Nobody: He wears a hoodie.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Uhm. I was talking to Chiaki."

Gaster: yawns a little. "I should go to bed... goodnight everyone."

Vaporeon: gets up and leaves

Gaster: folds his wings and heads through the anydoor.

: Gaster [Gaster] disconnected.

Chara_Dreemurr: -She turns it on, and just goes to the steam store page, and lets Chiaki choose whatever the fuck she wants.-

Chiaki Nanami: smiles a bit at the hoodie comment, "T-thanks.."

Chiaki Nanami: looks through the games

Chara_Dreemurr: "Go wild. Who knows when Asriel finds out his wallet is missing."

Chiaki Nanami: "What do you like to play.."

Nobody: Inb4 they buy and play Nothing to Hide

Chara_Dreemurr: "Well, puzzles and shooters."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Or puzzle shooters."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Like, splinter cell is good, really liked watchdogs."

: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.

Nobody: "I like horror games, i'm a terrible person like that."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Horror games are fun. Most of them suck now, though."

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Chiaki Nanami: would probably recognize Nobody

Chiaki Nanami: if she was looking anywhere near him

Chiaki Nanami: "Have you played this?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Played what?"

Chiaki Nanami: has portal 2 on the screen

Chara_Dreemurr: "Ohh, yeah. Great, great game."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Wanna get it?"

Nobody: He whistles the tune to Healthy Dystopia

Vaporeon: (( they buy big rigs

Nobody: It comes out broken, mainly because his mouth is fucking mangled, and he can't whistle.

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Chiaki Nanami: nods

Chiaki Nanami: "I think the co-op would be fun"

Steve the Bear: (Im at bubba gump shrimp in tokyo

Chara_Dreemurr: -She takes Chiaki's laptop, making sure to close out DR, and gives it back to Chiaki.-

Chara_Dreemurr: -She then takes hers.-

Chara_Dreemurr: "It sure will.@

Chara_Dreemurr: "And we're gonna have a lot of fun."

Steve the Bear: (listening to van halens jump

Chiaki Nanami: ((Why would you go to bubba gump shrimp anywhere

Chiaki Nanami: ((Fucking anywhere

Vaporeon: (( lol

: ((Roast))

Chiaki Nanami: ((That restaurant is awful

: ((You're awful))

: ((There are these things))

: ((Called different tastes))

Chiaki Nanami: ((And they're wrong

Chiaki Nanami: ((Objectively

Steve the Bear: (because Ive never been and Forest Gump is one of my favorite movies

: ((I personally don't remember the last time I was at bubba gump))

: ((May not have been there before))

Chiaki Nanami: ((I like forrest gump too

Chiaki Nanami: ((But the food there tastes worse than microwave shrimp

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Steve the Bear: (youre microwaved but I stilll like you

: ((Get fucked))

Nobody: ((Me and Slarv have decided iu'm literally Miyu

Chara_Dreemurr: -She probably adds a bunch of CSGO knives to the steam cart before purchasing the game for Chiaki.-

Chiaki Nanami: ((Yeah but you can't fuck a microwave shrimp

Chiaki Nanami: chara's about to play a game with the ultimate fucking gamer

Chara_Dreemurr: -She doesn't game all too much, but she dabbles.-

Steve the Bear: ((Theres.a lot of one piece shit here

Chara_Dreemurr: -Everythin gets downloaded and stuff.-

Chara_Dreemurr: -And they get ready to start.-

Steve the Bear: (I swear the female lead characters breasts have

Nobody: The iEyes are probably fucking with your connection.

Steve the Bear: (get bigger evertime I see em

Chiaki Nanami: gets started

Chara_Dreemurr: -Won't fuck up LAN.-

Chara_Dreemurr: -She does good, at best.-

Chara_Dreemurr: -Peobably messes around a little while they play.-

Steve the Bear: (the food is good actuallt

Chiaki Nanami: is a god

Chara_Dreemurr: "You're fantastic at this."

Chiaki Nanami: her eyes are glued to the screen, she's exploiting movement glitches, everything

Steve the Bear: (the god of getting fisted

Chiaki Nanami: "Thanks.. this is my life"

Chara_Dreemurr: "...Really good at this."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Jesus."

Chara_Dreemurr: -She "Messes up" a bit. She wants to see if she has a reaction in team play.-

Chiaki Nanami: waits for her to respawn

Chara_Dreemurr: -She do.-

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Nobody: Chiaki is the plyer that tests just how much they cna get away with by being off camera in Nothing to Hide

: ((And thus

: ((PMD was done for the night

Chara_Dreemurr: -They make a good amount of progress, and after finishing something, she calls it a night for the game.-

Chara_Dreemurr: -For her, anyways.-

Nobody: Nobody is just sitting there at a table.

Chara_Dreemurr: "You cen keep playin if you want."

Nobody: "...What game?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Portal two."

Chara_Dreemurr: "We were playing together.-

: "*'l

: "*

Nobody: "...Hm."

Nobody: "Never heard of it!" He sats, clapping his hands together.

Chiaki Nanami: "That was fun"

Chara_Dreemurr: -She smiles, putting an arm around Chiaki, and pulling her to her side.-

Chara_Dreemurr: "Yep."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Glad to have done that."

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Nobody: "..."

Nobody: One of the iEYes in his hoodie pocket centers on Chiaki

Chiaki Nanami: looks over at the iEye

Chara_Dreemurr: "..."

Chiaki Nanami: "Is that.. Providence? Or.."

Nobody: The pupil widens and shuts a few times, 'blinking'

Chiaki Nanami: looks at her fingers

Nobody: "Hmm?"

Chiaki Nanami: "What's that?"

Nobody: "Those are my iEyes Miss."

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Chiaki Nanami: "iEyes.."

Chiaki Nanami: debating whether or not she's played Nothing to Hide

Nobody: You can go with it

Chiaki Nanami: IC, probably has, but I haven't

Steve the Bear: (man Slarc you were wrong

Chiaki Nanami: and I know fuckall about it so, I won't

Nobody: I've basically told you most of the relevant stuff

Nobody: And a lot of the 'plot' is from outside of the game, usually sources from tbe creator

Nobody: He likes ARGs

Steve the Bear: (bubba gump was really good

Chiaki Nanami: vaguely remembers that game, but won't bring it up given how she now knows that people's own games are awful!

Nobody: "YEah, iEyes Miss."

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Nobody: "They're supposed to work like cameras, but i've kinda borken it. Now I just see through it."

Chiaki Nanami: "Oh, alright"

Chiaki Nanami: "Cool"

Nobody: He adjusts his mask.

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Chiaki Nanami: "You're really nice Chara"

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Chara_Dreemurr: "Thanks."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Am I even in that game, by the way?"

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Chiaki Nanami: "Undertale?"

: ((Slarv: Ah yes, Wellington Wells

Chara_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

Chiaki Nanami: "Yeah, for a bit"

: ((Slarv: The place where you've gotta conform to society by taking joy

Chara_Dreemurr: "Am I... Bad?"

Nobody: "...Am I in a game? I'm nto sure."

Nobody: "Internet and gaming is a strictly forbidden affair, so who knows."

Chiaki Nanami: "It's.. a punishment for the player taking the genocide route, you kill the player, but only after they've killed the entire wo-"

Chiaki Nanami: "..."

Chiaki Nanami: is suddenly frozen stiff

Nobody: "Of course, i've learned that doesn't apply to all timelines."

Nobody: "SO who knows?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "...Yeah, that sounds about right, to be honest."

Chara_Dreemurr: -She sighs.-

Chara_Dreemurr: "Please don't hate me I'm not like that any more..."

Chara_Dreemurr: -She said that fairly quickly.-

: Steve the Bear [Steve the Bear] is now Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon].

Jeska or Jekon: enters th bar

Chiaki Nanami: has other shit on her mind

Chiaki Nanami: "W-what if I.."

Chara_Dreemurr: "...What?"

Barchar: "Oh, hi jeska."

Chiaki Nanami: "Nah.. it's.. it's dumb"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Did you do the genocide route?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Oh, and hey, finally."

Jeska or Jekon: Hey

Chara_Dreemurr: "Wherenahve you been?"

Chiaki Nanami: "..."

: Where have*

Nobody: "Hello Miss Jeska!"

Nobody: Nobody might've just fucking triggered Chiaki with the 'gaming is banned' line.

Jeska or Jekon: Out, Jager just grabbed Loni and I and took us to an island

Chara_Dreemurr: "Also, you didn't actually hurt anyone, if that's what you are thinking,"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Really? Huh."

Chiaki Nanami: "Ok..."

Chiaki Nanami: looks relieved

Jeska or Jekon: it was out of the blue

Chara_Dreemurr: -She starts digging into file explorer to find the save file for the game.-

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Chara_Dreemurr: "Yeah, kinda just disappeared."

Fanta: is looking for Loni again

Jeska or Jekon: hes not bck yet though and nor is Lobi

Azalea: -She's still just lying in the hospital bed. But doctors are getting the shit ready for her to leave.-

Chara_Dreemurr: "Ah."

Barchar: "...course not."

Fanta: heads back

Chara_Dreemurr: "That sucks."

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami].

Barchar: "By the way, don't play Michael Jackson around me, please. For your own good."

Nobody: "Is that how it is in your timeline as well? I'm not sure."

Chara_Dreemurr: -When she finds the save files, she shows them to Chiaki, just to finalize her claim in her not actually hurting anyone.-

: ((You'd think the gaming master would know what a fucking save file is))

Jeska or Jekon: Im actually just her to get some supplies then Im heading back

Jeska or Jekon: here

Chiaki Nanami: ((She just bought this laptop

Jeska or Jekon: *

Chiaki Nanami: ((She doesn't have undertale on it

Chara_Dreemurr: "Well can I get a kiss before you go this time?"

Jeska or Jekon: yeah

Chara_Dreemurr: -Welp nvm that then.-

Nobody: "Please be careful, public displays of affection or illegal and can be punished through easily dismissible shooting and/or security sli-"

Nobody: "Right, different timeline."

Chara_Dreemurr: -She does give her a saying about it just being data on the computer though.-

Jeska or Jekon: just starts suckibg face with Chara

Chara_Dreemurr: -She returns it, but pulls away, after a bit.-

Chara_Dreemurr: "Alright, alright, let's not scar the kid."

Chiaki Nanami: nodded on that

Jeska or Jekon: Ill explain later

Chiaki Nanami: is 17

Chara_Dreemurr: "Alright."

Chara_Dreemurr: -She doenst care.-

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Nobody: Nobody si 14.

Nobody: But he';s alreayd scarred if ya know what i mean

Jeska or Jekon: heads to the anydoor and leaves

Chara_Dreemurr: "...I seriously need to find a snuggle buddy or something. It's actually detrimental to me to not have Jeska around."

Nobody: NObody shrugs. "Maybe you should hire one."

Chiaki Nanami: "Actually detrimental?"

Barchar: shrugs. "You'll find something."

Nobody: Despite everything, prostituion is still extremely rampant in his timeline.

Chara_Dreemurr: "I'll have to use a body pillow."

Steve the Bear: -is there-

Chiaki Nanami: sounds like she's genuinely curious at practically everything

Chara_Dreemurr: "And yes, actually detrimental. I miss being... Snuggle. I miss snuggle."

Steve the Bear: -is a big fluff ybear

Chara_Dreemurr: "...Bear. Everything that is still sane is telling me to not go over to the beat and snuggle with the bear."

: Bear*

Chiaki Nanami: "It's a level 82 bear"

Chiaki Nanami: "I can tell by its size"

Barchar: "She's not that strong."

Nobody: Nobody scoots away from the bear.

Nobody: HE's still got Bearo-fear

Chara_Dreemurr: "...Y'know what I'm gonna stay with you Chiaki, in case you have some more questions."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Cause I don't know where that goddess lady is but I don't know how this bear works when she's not here."

Barchar: Ursaphobia?

Chara_Dreemurr: "So, kid, how old are you?"

Chiaki Nanami: "17"

Steve the Bear: -loves tp snuggle-

Chara_Dreemurr: "So, Not kid, what should I call you?"

Chiaki Nanami: isn't going near a level 82 bear, they learn Furious Revengeance at level 80

: ((Furrious))

: ((HAH))

: ((PUN))

Nobody: "I would suggest Nobody, but she ius clearly Somebody."

Chiaki Nanami: "Um.. I don't know"

Chiaki Nanami: "Chiaki..?"

Chiaki Nanami: didn't say that in a sarcastic way

Chara_Dreemurr: "Alright. I'll say Chiaki from now on."

Chara_Dreemurr: "You know, I'm only 19 in this body."

Chiaki Nanami: "In that body?"

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Chara_Dreemurr: "Shouldn't have been calling you a kid. Also yes, I'm at least a century old brain wise."

: ((Fast and Furrious

Chiaki Nanami: "Wow.. that's a lot"

Barchar: "I dunno how old I 'really' am. The body's thirteen. I feel 25."

Chara_Dreemurr: -She lies down, resting her head in Chiaki's lap.-

Barchar: "Past that, no clue."

Barchar: "Well."

Barchar: "The body is older than that. Barchar as we know her is 13."

: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] is now Steve the Bear [Steve the Bear].

Nobody: "i'm..."

Nobody: "Hm, I don't remember my age."

Nobody: "Strange, what was my birthday again?"

Steve the Bear: /me gets up and walks over to Chara

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] disconnected.

Nobody: "...Oh well."

Barchar: which

Steve the Bear: grunts amd nudges chara D

: Nobody's birthday is June 19th

: lolno

: Nobody: What's your favorite idea

Chara_Dreemurr: "Come on bear, I'm lying on Chiaki..."

: Nobody: Mine is being

Chara_Dreemurr: "...Fine, you can lie next to me..."

: Nobody: Creative

Barchar: but his text is green

Steve the Bear: climbs up and partially lies on CD

: ((Green IS a creative color))

Chara_Dreemurr: "Fine..."

Nobody: "..."

Nobody: "Hm.

Chara_Dreemurr: -She snuggles bear, not reluctantly at all. But is miffed about liking it.-

Steve the Bear: (green is not a creative colour

: ((It is now that the series ended))

: ((BUT THATS JUSTA BTHE))

: ((FILD RHE))

: ((THEBF FOR WTAGINF))

Steve the Bear: is happy momma bear

Steve the Bear: (is dhmis over?

: ((((Yes))))

: ((Mhm

: ((It ended June 19th

: ((And it ended with green being a creative color))

Barchar: (its kinda theorized that somehow it took the 'evil' show of dhmis and somehow made it...not that)

: ((It's thorozed that the producers of the show corrupted it with hidden ads and shit like that, and that the father of that yellow guy constantly made his son go through bad things, and shit, and then all that changed when the fire nation attacked))

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Nobody: Nobody sits there, staring up at the ceiling.

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Nobody: "I wonder if circles are predominately infinite to the accumulation of their points."

Chara_Dreemurr: -She falls asleep.-

: ((Btw I'm tired af gn))

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Steve the Bear: (night Im off to wander tokyo.and get into a fight wiyh the yakza

: ((seeya

: ((Also Laharl

: ((When will you be able to do PMD

: ((Laharl: never

Nobody: ((Well see, turns out

: ((Laharl: i will fucking kill you

Nobody: ((THt 10 o 'clock rule is bullshit))

Nobody: ((And you can stay as ,ong as you fuckibng want

: ((WHAT 10 O CLOCK RULE

: ((Also yeah

: ((I can

: ((I stayed up the entire day and night once

Chiaki Nanami: stays there with a chara's head in her lap, she nodded off and this is what happened, oh well

: ((But hey

: ((In a little while I'll have to get off at 10:00

: ((So unless I sneakily stay up educational bullshit happens

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DamnDude: (( Hola ))

Steve the Bear: (sup my main man

DamnDude: (( I actually went to bed at a good time last night and woke up an hour ago ))

Steve the Bear: )(wow

Steve the Bear: (im really tipsy

Steve the Bear: (even though all I had was a tall boy

DamnDude: (( Huh ))

Steve the Bear: (yeah its weird

: Steve the Bear [Steve the Bear] is now Yazan [Yazan].

Yazan: (so is balrog and ed just a devil and kid?

DamnDude: (( Wrong Balrog ))

Yazan: (ooh?

DamnDude: (( Balrog is the SF character, normally a dirty fighting boxer and seen in the games working under M. Bison, normally as a higher up Body guard, Ed is a non-playable character in SF4 + SF5 who is normally taken care of by Balrog. Ed is a bit more complicated, as he does have physco power like M. Bison, and I believe it's said that he's supposed to be a replacement body for M. Bison, but most of this info is from an outsider looking in ))

Yazan: (oh rha bLrog

DamnDude: (( They are shown working for money at times, and in order to make them work here, I kinda increased that quality ))

Yazan: (I thought you ,ade aarpdy of leo and satan

Yazan: made a parody*

DamnDude: (( Na, although now I probably will look that up ))

DamnDude: (( Oh, I've actually seen this before ))

Yazan: (yeahits meh

DamnDude: (( I didn't rewatch it in full, but isn't it just the same joke over and over again? ))

Yazan: (think sp

Yazan: (I dont watch it

Yazan: (I hate dbz

DamnDude: (( I really only love the abridged parody, there's parts I liked of the other things, but it's a binge session for when I'm super sick and don;t want to leave bed, ))

Yazan: (yeah the adbridge is funny. i just cant stand goku in the normal show

DamnDude: (( From what I remember, that's perfectly reasonable ))

DamnDude: (( Also apparently the group who wanted to play MC to give it one more chance chose the perfect day, the creators of the server we were on just reset the server we were playing ))

Yazan: (I hate characters that have no flaws, are always happy, and play the good guy 24/7

Yazan: (not even jesus compares to him

DamnDude: (( I get what you mean, but that comparison is amazing. ))

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Nobody: Didn't goku literally walk on water

Nobody: ((Also, sicne it's required for me to say it

Nobody: ((Fuck texas

Yazan: (fyuck goku

Yazan: ( im glad screwaatck says superman kills him and all the dbz fans get butthur

Nobody: ((As a lifelong DBZ))

Nobody: fan))

Nobody: ((I will admit, I was slightly butthurt))

Nobody: ((But Goku was honestly the worst character for the show anyways))

Nobody: ((We all know the best character is Roshi))

Yazan: (I hare superman too unless he is the villan

Nobody: ((Superman kinda has his whole schtick be 'always does good';))

Yazan: (best dbz character is krillan]

Nobody: ((ANyways, i'm gonna hit the water for a bit))

Yazan: (followed by yamcha

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Steve the Bear: is bearing around

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Nobody: Mistakes have been made

Nobody: This water is cold as balls

Steve the Bear: (your fault

Nobody: Nobody is here, but he's not really interested in interacting wwith a bear.

Steve the Bear: is sleepin on CharaD

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Nobody: ((I have infiltrated the /r/undertale RP))

Nobody: ((I think they already hate me

Vaporeon: (( I havent been there lately

Nobody: ((I'm watching a godmod fight in action))

Vaporeon: (( ech

Vaporeon: (( i can't really say much about that RP other than it's blatant shit

Nobody: ((THey're already cursing Miyu out

Vaporeon: (( I'm getting onto the discord now

Nobody: ((These fucks just teleported my character

Vaporeon: (( seriously

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Nobody: ((Like, I legit calle dtheir ass out on it))

Nobody: ((Their excuse:))

Nobody: (("Miyu was being an asshole ;C))

Nobody: ((THATS MIYUS FUCKING CHARACTER

Vaporeon: (( ughhhh

Vaporeon: (( Why is Discord not starting

Vaporeon: (( oh updates

Vaporeon: (( I'm gonna get fuckin killed for expressing my opinion here

Vaporeon: (( "You're AIDS"

Vaporeon: (( SERIOUSLY

Nobody: ((THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL MIYU

Nobody: ((THEY JUST THREW MIYU INTO LAVCA

Nobody: OH MY FUCKING GOD

Vaporeon: LOL

Nobody: ((They killed Miyu, and she'll get a Game Over, and appear back in the arc looking pissed

Vaporeon: Well

Vaporeon: It feels good to tell these fuckers as it is

Nobody: ((They're fucking apologizing and shit

Nobody: ((For killing my character in 15 minutes))

Vaporeon: (( They fucked up

DamnDude: (( Do we need to do the Ed test later? ))

Nobody: Ed test?

DamnDude: (( Bring Ed in there, and see if he doesn't die. ))

DamnDude: (( But later, like a few days ))

Vaporeon: Ed test (patent pending)

Nobody: ((Don't bother, they fucking killed Miyu

Nobody: ((THree fucking people))

Nobody: ((Ganged up on a 10 year old because she was being a spiteful bitch))

Nobody: ((And threw her into fucking lav

Vaporeon: (( Now they're sad as fuck

Vaporeon: (( Trying to redeem themselves and all that

Nobody: ((I feel like a dissapointed parent scolding his children for stealing the other kid's toys.

Vaporeon: (( http://i.imgur.com/kgMq740.png

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Vaporeon: (( damn laharl

Nobody: ((Well, that happened))

Vaporeon: (( you just

Vaporeon: (( started a fucking revelation there

Nobody: ((Damn fucking right

Nobody: ((Miyu_irl

Vaporeon: (( I can't do jack shit there because of how that place works

Nobody: ((I should just fucking rename myself to High Priest Miyu, because Me and SLarv have basically decided i'm Miyu Irl at this point))

Nobody: ((I honestly feel kinda bad

Nobody: ((I think I just completely shook u[p their way of life

Nobody: ((LIke I broke a wild animal's natural habitat

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Nobody: ((Hey Bread

Nobody: ((THe /r/Undertale RP))

Nobody: ((killed Miyu within 15 minutes of her joining

: ((Really))

Vaporeon: (( Their excuses

Vaporeon: (( The excuses they are making

: ((Holy ahit they beat our "I DONT LIKE THEIR SHOES KILL THEM" speed record))

Nobody: ((They fucking killed Miyu))

Nobody: ((BEcause she was mean

: ((Honestly I'm really tempted to bring in my edgy character in))

: ((Cause they fucking HATE him))

: ((And he can't be killed without consequences))

Nobody: ((Like, i'm not fucking joking here breead))

Nobody: ((THey fucking got three different people))

Nobody: ((TO teleport to her

Vaporeon: (( Yeah this actually went down

Nobody: ((ANd fucking threw her))

Nobody: ((Off Hotland))

Vaporeon: (( Into the lava

Nobody: ((And into motherfucking lava

: ((Jesus))

: ((Christ))

Nobody: ((Miyu is a fucking 10 year old girl

Vaporeon: (( This causes somebody to leave OOC,

: ((Brining alive in lava is a terrible thing))

Nobody: ((ALso:))

: Burning*

Vaporeon: (( 2 people to leave

Nobody: ((THey shot a shitton of thermal radiation at her))

Nobody: ((ANd slapped her several times))

Vaporeon: (( [i]10[/i]

Vaporeon: (( [i]years[/i]

Vaporeon: (( [i]old[/i]

Nobody: ((And then their exucse))

Nobody: ((Was that she started combat by holding up a stun stick to defend herself))

: ((WHAT))

Vaporeon: (( >defend herself

: (("SHE'S DEFENDEING HERSELF FROM US TRYING TO LITERALLY KILL HER, ITS HER FAULT."))

Nobody: ((She did more fucking damage with her cutting words than she did with that goddamn stun stick

: (("Hey do you like these new glasses?"

: (("...No."

: ((-Slaughters the person.-

Nobody: (("Hi Miyu, i'm Radiation!"))

Nobody: (("Your name is literally cancer"))

: ((OH SHIT))

Nobody: (([i]TRIGGERED[/i]))

: ((No but not actually))

Nobody: ((THAT WS AN ACTUAL LINE))

Nobody: ((THAT WAS AN ACTUAL FUCKING CONVO))

: ((Isn't Kemo therapy radiation?))

Nobody: ((It's still effectively using cancer to kill worse cancer

: ((No cancer is a mutation))

Nobody: ((Not to a 10 year old))

: ((Fair point))

Vaporeon: (( There's three celestial beings apparently

Nobody: ((Hell, they tried to get Miyu to fucking read a history book))

Nobody: ((SO that she could know about the greatness that is Radiation))

Nobody: ((And acted buthurt when, surprise surprise, she fucking throws away the history book))

Vaporeon: (( lolololololo

: ((If I ever actually RP there with my character, my response to radiation will be "Jesus Christ, was your father abusive?"))

Cowboy Kid: ((wat

Vaporeon: (( well I'm cooking up a character just for /r/undertale discord

Nobody: ((I sent a card to my father a few weeks ago))

Nobody: ((I thought it was funny, it said 'Hey dad, thanks for just keeping the abuse physical'))

: ((...Yeah that is kinda funny, but were terrible people))

Nobody: ((ANyways))

Nobody: ((I repeat))

Nobody: ((THey threw a 10 year old in FUCKING LAVA))

Vaporeon: (( Do these people not like helping people get into their own RP

Nobody: ((WHERE SHE GRUESOMELY BURNED TO DEATH))

Vaporeon: (( They don't answer any fucking questions related to getting started

Nobody: ((This is the fucking Miyu from the arc btw))

: ((Did you spare them the details of burning in lavagg

: Lava*

Nobody: ((So she's gonna be coming back after a Game Over))

Nobody: ((WIth a couple third-degree fucking sunburns))

: (("Third degree sunburns"))

: ((Is that a thing))

Nobody: ((And being like "HOOLY SHIT YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT JUST WENT DOWN MISS FRISK"))

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Nobody: ((HEY FRISKY

Cowboy Kid: ((hi

Nobody: ((THE /r/Undertale RP KILLED MIYU))

Cowboy Kid: ((wat

: ((Miyu was thrown into lava)

Cowboy Kid: ((holy crap

: ((For calling Radiation Cancer))

Vaporeon: (( I

Nobody: ((AND THEN THEY START FUCKING GROVELING AT MY FEET PRACTICALLY IN OOC))

Nobody: ((TO FORGIVE THEM))

Vaporeon: (( IS SUNNY TRYING TO BRING MIYU BACK

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: ((Are you sitting there like "I dunno what the fuck you're talking about I thought that shit was hilarious."))

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: ((Has there been an attempt to revive her yet?))

Vaporeon: (( "you guys made calle cry"

Vaporeon: (( nobody seems to give a fuck

Nobody: He does give a fuck

Nobody: TI just popped in with a 'don't revive her fucking live with your mistakes'

Nobody: And fuckin 'you guys made calle cery'

Nobody: Nobody fucking cares bro))

Vaporeon: (( http://i.imgur.com/M94LU1A.png

Cowboy Kid: ((okey im intruiged

: ((Dos all RP just halt))

: ((Fid*

: DiI

: DidI

: OH MY GOD

Nobody: ((>Burning almost to death

: did*

Nobody: ((Bitch Miyu doesn't HAVE a corpse

Nobody: ((YOU THREW HER IN LAVA

DamnDude: (( You'll get it eventually ))

Nobody: ((THAT FICK IS ASH AND GLASS))

Vaporeon: (( I have a fucking headache now

DamnDude: (( Laharl, what is with you/your characters and glass ))

Nobody: (( QUiet))

Vaporeon: (( Vape Naysh yall

Nobody: ((I"m currently rping the MC of an arc where people turn into glass when they die

Nobody: ((Who just got thrown in lava

DamnDude: (( I know, but even with the whole death by lava thing ))

Nobody: ((OH BY THE WAY THIS MEANS MIYU GOT GLASSED

Nobody: ))SHE AND TITANIA CAN FORM A FUCKIN' CLUB

: ((The shattering into glass thing was Slarv's idea, from their game, I'm 99% sure))

Nobody: ((Bet you they revive her

Nobody: ((ANd try to RP Miyu while i'm not

: ((Do they actually pull shit like that?))

Nobody: ((I guarantee you Bio's gonna try it

: ((Have they before?))

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Cowboy Kid: ((hi

: ((Hello))

Nobody: ((Hey Flame

Nobody: ((THe /r/Undertale RP killed Miyu

Barchar: (what)

Cowboy Kid: ((they were tossed into lava

: ((Is her death gonna carry over to the arc because that would be funny))

Barchar: (why)

Nobody: ((Oh she's gonn show back up in the arc at a shoe save))

Nobody: ((After having gotten a GAme Over))

: ((Kek))

Nobody: ((And with some fucking third degree sunburns))

Barchar: (no but [i]why the fuck did they even do that[/i])

DamnDude: (( inb4 slar takes away our money because of what happened ))

Cowboy Kid: ((maybe we could ash them why.

Nobody: (("MIYU WAS BEING MEAN"))

: ((Inb4 Slarv makes a /r/undertale discord fight))

: ((Where we kick the shit out of their characters))

Barchar: (Except for delta FUCKING warrior)

Barchar: (who uses his S I T U A T I O N A L G O D M O D D I N G to turn our attacks into INFs)

: ((No like. They get turned into, get this, FAIR FUCKING FIGHTERS))

: ((And then we kick their teeth in))

Nobody: ((Miyu targets down Azen first))

Barchar: (how the fuck can they be fair and still the same charactrers)

: ((magic))

: ((Did sunny help with the lava?))

Barchar: (seriously tho did they actually just fucking toss her into lava for being a dick)

Barchar: (I mean we've done that kinda thing too but not just miyu-level dickishness)

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Nobody: ((I'M TELLING BIO))

Barchar: (with Gary or Tito-level dickishness)

Nobody: ((ABOUT SUNNY THE DRUG DEALER

DamnDude: (( No. ))

: ((Did sunny help throw Miyu into the lava?))

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Nobody: ((No

Nobody: ((Rdiation, Azen, and some other fuc

: ((rip))

Nobody: Bionic_Dog - Today at 10:22 AM kek But the corpse could be a character of mine who has slight control over fate

Nobody: HE WANTED

Nobody: TO USE

Nobody: MIYU'S COPRSE

Nobody: FOR HIS CHARACTER

Nobody: I WAS FUCKING RIGHT

: ((THAT IS A BIG NONO IN RP))

: ((LIKE, I FUCKING NEVER USED TO RP BEFORE THIS SHIT))

Cowboy Kid: ((wat

: ((BUT THAT IS SOMETHING I KNOW NOT TO DO))

Cowboy Kid: ((thats just wrong

: ((Did you tell him "Well if you want to RP a melted puddle of glass, go for it."))

DamnDude: (( Also CK and AD, that server we were on reset ))

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Nobody: ((No I told him to fuck off))

Cowboy Kid: ((y

Nobody: ((ANd to never speak to me or my son ever again))

Nobody: ((HEy Frisky, you here now?

Cowboy Kid: ((like all our stuff is gone?

: ((Like, reset as in game terms?))

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DamnDude: (( The only thing transferred on the factions server is rank, something none of us had ))

Cowboy Kid: ((im kinda salty

: ((Oh okay good))

DamnDude: (( And it's still down ))

: ((I thought the map would have reset))

Nobody: Nobody's in the bar.

Cowboy Kid: ((oh

DamnDude: (( The map did reset ))

DamnDude: (( Or, will be ))

: ((Fucc))

DamnDude: (( Once it's up ))

Barchar: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S RIGHT THERE OLOLOLOL

: ((Well, we're gonna have to rebuild then))

Nobody: "SO."

Cowboy Kid: ((do we wanna rebuild or find a new server?

Nobody: "How are you today?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "..."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Dunno."

Nobody: Nobody hasn't fucking slept since he got here.

Nobody: wtf.

DamnDude: (( Depends on if we want to play before the factions server is back up, it's been down for multiple hours since the reset ))

Barchar: "...Do you not need to sleep?"

Vaporeon: is sleeping on the couch

Nobody: "Of course I do, Miss Barchar."

Nobody: "I just don't."

Barchar: "..."

Barchar: "Uhm, okay."

Nobody: "It's very difficult for me to sleep."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Rhats unhealthy."

: Thata*

: Thats*

Nobody: Nobody can't sleep because of two reasons.

: Fuck me Jesus Christ

Nobody: One, paranoia from his timeline that if he slept he'd die.

Nobody: ANd two, his face stings too badly for him to get any rest.

: ((Wait shit there needed to be a coma there))

Cowboy Kid: ((vote thing: www.strawpoll.me/10904936/

DamnDude: (( Is Jesus gonna fuck you? ))

Cowboy Kid: ((no

: ((Please no))

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DamnDude: (( So if Laharl is Literally Satan, who is literally... ))

: ((LAHARL NO))

DamnDude: (( Well shit ))

Literally Jesus: Fucks a bag of stale bread.

Barchar: uhm okay

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: ((FUCK YOU I MAY BE STALE BUT YOU'RE DEAD))

Nobody: "Yes, it is rather unhealthy."

Chara_Dreemurr: "You should go to a doctor."

Barchar: "I'm fairly certain that to him, 'doctor' is synonymous with 'executioner'. Or perhaps 'serial killer'."

Cowboy Kid: ((nailed it

Chara_Dreemurr: "Well he should go to a real doctor."

Nobody: "..." BArchar actually fucking guessed on the fucking dot.

Chara_Dreemurr: "One that can help with Insomnia."

Nobody: ((Sunny is fucking acting like

Nobody: ((SHe knew Miyu as a dear friend

DamnDude: (( Also CK we're missing two people, and really going to a new server depends on if the server is up once we want to get back on ))

: ((Really))

Nobody: ((Miyu and Sunny had like, three fucking lines of dialouge, and it was of Miyu telling Sunny to go the fuck away))

Nobody: ((Oh my god plot twist))

Nobody: ((BEcuase Miyu just goes to a shoe save when she dies))

Nobody: ((They had to bullshit up a reason for what the fuck did they fish out of the lava))

: ((Wouldn't it be burned and warped and melted glass))

: ((Or nothing))

Nobody: ((That is currently up to interpretation and the rules of Miyu's RP))

Nobody: ((AKA 'lol maybe'))

DamnDude: (( Pure!Sunny - Today at 10:33 AM ...I am Life. ))

DamnDude: (( What ))

Nobody: "Why?"

DamnDude: (( What the fuck did I miss here ))

Cowboy Kid: ((what

: ((I. Am. A god.))

Nobody: "Insomnia is fine, it keeps you alive, and being alive is a very good thing."

Vaporeon: (( Well

Vaporeon: (( Apparently "Life" was passed onto Sunny by Jona

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Vaporeon: (( Jona is an OC of Noctis, who has an OC that killed Miyu

Chara_Dreemurr: "You're not in that shitry place anymore."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Insomnia can cause very bad things."

Nobody: "WHo knows? Maybe this is a front by President Gardner?"

Vaporeon: VN Vaporeon slides into the bar.

Nobody: "He's done it a few times! It's why I think he's so clever."

Nobody: You forgetr nobody is slightly fucking insane

Chara_Dreemurr: "Who cares? You'd be dead by now if that was true anyways, right?"

Nobody: "Nope! President Gardner would kill you first."

Barchar: "Yeah, we've had plenty of opportunities for things to be traps. And yet they haven't been."

Nobody: "Because as accomplices to my death, i'd be dead! And he';d need a moment to kill everyone at once!"

Barchar: "...What..."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Go see a doctor, or I'm gonna bring you to one."

Chara_Dreemurr: " real doctor."

: A real*

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Nobody: "No thank you Miss Chara." He says, adjusting his mask.

Syphon: ((ayy

Syphon: ((that loaded fast

Nobody: ((Hey Tri

Nobody: ((/r/Undertale RP killed Miyu))

Cowboy Kid: ((hi

Syphon: ((?

Cowboy Kid: ((they got tossed into lava

Cowboy Kid: ((ripperoni

Syphon: ((wow okay

Nobody: ((They shot Miyu with thermal fucking radiation, slapped her several times, and then threw her into Lava))

: ((Rip in dik))

Barchar: (seriously tho I still have no clue why was she really just being kind of a dick)

Syphon: ((why even

Nobody: ((Miyu was being mean))

: (("HE WAS JUST A BOY"))

Nobody: ((THats their excuse

Syphon: ((gg

Syphon: ((fuck them

Nobody: ((And, as you all know))

Nobody: ((Miyu's main method of combat is her sharp tongue))

Barchar: ([i]she's like 13[/i])

Nobody: ((10.))

: ((Ten.))

Nobody: ((Miyu is 10 fucking years old.))

Cowboy Kid: ((hoooooooo boy

Barchar: (what the actual fuck)

Nobody: ((Also her raising a stun stick to defend herself

Nobody: ((Is apparently initiating combat

: ((They threw a TEN year old. INTO LAVA. FOR MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE. LIKE A KID DOES NORMALLY.))

Cowboy Kid: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uhAN76Ilbo

: ((Did she raise it after they hit her))

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Nobody: ((She raised it in reaction to them slapping her))

Barchar: ("What's that?")

Barchar: ("You make an insitinctual motion of defense after we slapped you, small child?")

Barchar: ("HOPE YA LIKE HOTLAND, BIATCH")

: ((Kek))

Nobody: ((DO YOU LIKE BANANAS MIYU

Nobody: "..."

Nobody: He doesn't move from his chair.

Nobody: He's got his head on the back of his hands, his head bobbing back and forth happily.

Syphon: ((i decided to progress a bit in starbound

Syphon: ((i did the erchius mine again

Syphon: ((and got some stuff

Barchar: (did you get the eye?)

Syphon: ((i don't know what that is so probably not

Nobody: "..."

Nobody: He just, sits there, humming 'Healthy Dystopia'

Barchar: (the erchius horror drops its eye as a weapon sometimes)

Nobody: :I know where the coins lie."

Barchar: (like, 5% of the time)

Barchar: "Good for you, Buddy."

Syphon: ((oh, i didn't get it

DamnDude: (( I don't know what the fuck I'm watching on this server ))

Chara_Dreemurr: "Okay then."

DamnDude: (( It's two people staring down the NPC that takes you to the factions server like mad men ))

Nobody: ((*FURIOUS RIGHT CLICKING*))

DamnDude: (( 3 ))

DamnDude: (( A third person came in ))

DamnDude: http://prntscr.com/c15p9z

Nobody: "...Hm."

Barchar: she's starting to question the point of really paying him much mind when she's not specifically addressed

Barchar: she wanted to help the kid, but he was WAY far gone

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Nobody: For reference, Poppy was pretty fucked up before.

Nobody: Nobody had the same situation as poppy, except instead of a tiny chance of surviving an overdose, he'd get fucking sawbladed.

DamnDude: (( Mad Men Count: 4 ))

Barchar: less than him

Nobody: Not to mention atleast some people cared about Poppy for her to stay alive.

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Nobody: Nobody literally just had Poppy's situation, except multiplied by thirty. Whereas Poppy was trusting enough, Nobody can't drink soda because he thinks its a Criminal Poisoning Drink.

Nobody: He can't sleep for fear of being sawbladed to death in his sleep, slowly. etc.

Chara_Dreemurr: "...Now that I think of it, therapist may be the thing you need."

Barchar: "Probably also a killer to him. Or maybe a brainwasher.'

Barchar: "Propoganda spewer. Something negative."

Nobody: "Therapists simply let you trust them, so that President Gardner can meet you."

Barchar: "Because why should that dimension actually give anybody a fucking break."

Nobody: "It's how I met President Gardner! Wonderful story!"

Nobody: "We had a nice discussion over some tea and SRNs, well, I had the SRN, he had a turkey."

Nobody: "And then he left and one of his gaurds gouged my left eye out, but it was ok, cause I got to meet President Gardner!"

Nobody: "I even got away, too! Because he left his window unlocked."

Nobody: "WOnderful time, really."

Barchar: "...Right."

Nobody: His left eye is literally fucking gouged out behind that mask.

Barchar: "You, you do realize he's kind of a bad person, right? You seem to alternate between hatred and hero worship.":

Nobody: "Everyone's a bad person in tbeir own way! I like to look at the good parts of people, but I also must admit he's a bad person in a lot mroe ways than usual."

Nobody: "I'm a terrivle person like that."

Barchar: "Yeah, yeah..."

Nobody: The phrase 'i'm a terrible person like that' is clearly some kind of mantra to him or something. SInce he repeats it so often.

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Nobody: "..."

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Nobody: "Well!"

Nobody: "This place certainly got quiet!"

Barchar: "Happens."

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Nobody: ((Gonna jog home to charge my laptop))

Nobody: ((Will come bac))

Cowboy Kid: ((cya

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Nobody: ((BAck, nothing happened

: ((Nope))

Barchar: (k)

Nobody: Somewhere far away, Miyu just come back to a shoe save with some fucking burns

Nobody: Nobody idly clutches his mask to his head.

Nobody: "So! Any focal points of discussion today?"

Barchar: "Not really."

Nobody: "Well thats bad, there shoukd always be good discussion."

Nobody: "If there isn't good discussion, the security gets bored of you, and then you die." He says, upbeat.

Barchar: "Yes. That is absolutely 100% a thing which happens here. Which is why, you know, you've seen all the security around here killing people. Yup. Definitely."

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Nobody: "Well people dissapear for large periods of time!"

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Chara_Dreemurr: "Kid really needs some help..."

Barchar: "Because they go home."

Nobody: "Pfft, nobody ahs homes."

Barchar: "People don't usually come back after they-well, okay, they do, but still!"

Nobody: "I mean, as in no people have homes."

Nobody: "Not as in I don't ahve a home, although that is also true."

Nobody: "hm, I confused myself."

Barchar: "...We DO have homes. You don't. We do."

Barchar: "I mean, this place kind of is my home. But the rest of us actually have places we go when we're not here."

Barchar: "This bar isn't most peoplle's lives."

Vaporeon: (( Is Nothing To Hide a finished game

Nobody: ((Most of the story you learn is through ramblings of the creator))

Nobody: ((Yes, it is, the final game was removed for some reason))

Nobody: ((I got to play it a long time ago, the current one is kinda boring, and has a sor tof lackluster character

Nobody: ((And the Nobody there is completely different

Nobody: "...Hm, you must be very rich."

Nobody: "To be able to afford homes."

Vaporeon: (( I do like how it's open source

Barchar: "Homes cost a few thousand dollars on the norm. I mean, I guess that might be a shitload for you, though."

Nobody: "Hm."

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Nobody: He thinks on this, putting his hands down.

Nobody: "interesting."

Nobody: ((OH SLARV

Nobody: ((GUESS WHAT

Nobody: ((I BROUGHT MIYU TO THE /r/UNDERTALE RP LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT))

Nobody: ((THEY FUCKING KILLED HER IN 15 MINUTES))

Barchar: (Miyu went in the /r/undertale rp)

Barchar: (because she was mean)

Barchar: (and she raised her stun stick in defense when they slapped her)

Barchar: (*thumbs up*)

Nobody: ((Yes she was using the stunstick))

Nobody: ((Becuase i'm not RPing her using the Big Black COck))

Nobody: ((Nyways, Miyu got thrown in fucking lava))

Chiaki Nanami: ((WHAT

Nobody: ((They had three people gang up on a 10 year old girl))

Nobody: ((Two restrained her))

Chiaki Nanami: ((THEY KILLED HER IN 15 MINUTES

Nobody: ((ONe chucked her into fucking lava)

Nobody: ((Because she said mean words))

Chiaki Nanami: ((AAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

: ((Kek))

Nobody: ((I've decided that Miyu got a Game Over, and will be showing back up at a shoe save with some fucking third degree burns))

Nobody: ((Ohhh man and then they started fucking apologizing to me))

Chiaki Nanami: ((I GOTTA FUCKING READ THIS

Nobody: ((And fucking groveling at my feet about how they got my character killed))

Nobody: ((THEY CHUCKED HER IN FUCKING LAVA))

Nobody: ((YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Oh it was noctis

Nobody: ((AND BEFORE THAT))

Nobody: ((THEY SHOT HER WITH FUCKING THERMAL RADIATION))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Noctis is the one that even the godmodders hate

Nobody: ((AND SLAPPED HER SEVERRAL TIME))

Nobody: ((It was Radiation mostly.))

Nobody: ((Or whatevr name he is))

Vaporeon: (( Noctis fucking ragequit

Vaporeon: (( vortex?

Nobody: ((Yeah that fuck))

Nobody: ((Okay, i'd liek to say he fucking))

Nobody: ((Shot Miyu with Thermal Radiation))

Nobody: ((Because))

Nobody: ))She raised her weapon))

Nobody: ((After he kept fucking slapping her))

Vaporeon: (( And they tried to reverse everything

Nobody: ((Like thats some fucking abusive parenting 101 schoolbook shit))

Nobody: ((OH))

Nobody: ((AND BIO TRIED TO USE HER FUCKING CORPSE))

Nobody: ((FOR HIS NEXT CHARACTER))

Vaporeon: (( yep

Nobody: Bionic_Dog - Today at 10:22 AM kek But the corpse could be a character of mine who has slight control over fate

Chiaki Nanami: ((Hahano

Nobody: ((Yeah I told him to fuck the right off)

Chiaki Nanami: ((//Your char is allowed to be a Villain sure but not an Asshole if she isnt an Villain

Chiaki Nanami: ((Fucking what

Vaporeon: (( That makes no sense

Nobody: ((YEP.))

Barchar: ("DURR ME R/UNDERTALE ME NO UNDERSTAND ASSHOLES THAT AREN'T VILLAINS")

Barchar: (I don't)

Barchar: (I don't at all)

Nobody: ((THEY BEAT OUR FUCKING RECORD))

Nobody: ((THEY BEAT THE 'I DONT LIKE YOUR SHOES SO YOU MUST DIE' RECORD))

Chiaki Nanami: ((JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Chiaki Nanami: ((I THOUGHT WE WERE VIOLENT

Chiaki Nanami: ((BUT FUCKING NO

Ed: (( "So who ever isn't a friend is someone you have to murder? Wow, do they not know anything about the real world" ))

: ((They really FUCKINGN did))

Nobody: ((THEY FUCKING RESTRAINED HER, SHOT HER WITH RADIATION, AND SLAPPED HER))

: ((We need to step up our game))

: ((Lolno))

Nobody: ((AND THEN CHUCKED HER IN FUCKING LAVA))

Nobody: ((BECAUSE SHE WAS A BIR OF A BITCH))

: ((How tf do they deal with Shoe))

Barchar: (Obviously anyone who isn't Sunny-levels of pure is a villain)

Chiaki Nanami: ((They dealt with shoe horribly

Chiaki Nanami: ((Fucking horribly

Chiaki Nanami: ((They were OOC upset that he turned out to be a villain

Nobody: ((Miyu literally called Radition and idiot))

Nobody: ((And that was a death sentence))

Nobody: ((She say 'You sound like that general apophis guy'))

Barchar: (HOW DARE SHE INSULT RADIATION'S HONOR)

Nobody: (("You don't want to sound like general apohpis, he's an idiot"))

Barchar: (SHE DIDN'T EVEN REALLY INSULT HIM DIRECTLY)

: ((Well Miyu also called radiation cancer))

Chiaki Nanami: ((That was clever

Nobody: ((ANd he was all fuckin like))

Nobody: (("What? You don't want to read a fucking history book to know about the mighty radiation"))|

Nobody: ((Like 10 year old Miyu is gonna read a fucking history book))

Barchar: (a history book from [i]ANOTHER FUCKING DIMENSION[/i])

Nobody: ((She still ain't gonna tocuh it

Chiaki Nanami: ((Bio is fucking pming me

Chiaki Nanami: ((I'm just gonna fucking screencap this shit

DamnDude: (( Also Slar, the server we were on reset and has been down for at least 6 hours ))

Chiaki Nanami: ((WHAT

Cowboy Kid: ((yeah map reset

Chiaki Nanami: ((http://imgur.com/a/aFHLM

DamnDude: (( Everything but donator ranks got reset, including the map ))

Nobody: ((Hah

Chiaki Nanami: ((http://imgur.com/a/dQiXb

Nobody: ((HE actually took offense

Vaporeon: (( Lol kek

Chiaki Nanami: ((Welp yeah fuck that server

Vaporeon: (( Slarv: no

Nobody: ((I told him about Sunny because he was pissing me off))

Nobody: ((And now he's getting pissy about it

Nobody: ((Wow

Barchar: ("Just don't")

Barchar: (Well shit)

Barchar: (You have to take them out now Slarv how can you possibly refuse that genius argument)

: ((Wait Sunneh the drug dealer))

: ((That's fucking great))

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Barchar: (You mean offensive)

Chiaki Nanami: ((Sunny peddling happiness is offensive

Vaporeon: (( [i][100 emoji spam][/i]

Nobody: ((Guys don't make OOC jokes about [s]Hella[/s] Sunny))

Vaporeon: (( Bio just left because we weren't 2happy4him

Syphon: ((Nah, he left because he belongs in a shit server.

Cowboy Kid: ((wut happened to bio anyways?

Chiaki Nanami: ((Left

Barchar: )just kind abailed)

Syphon: ((kinda just slowly left

Syphon: ((and joined /r/undertale

Syphon: ((and is now 3x the bitch

Nobody: ((I hope people get here))

Nobody: ((So we can start Slarc a bit earlier))

Nobody: ((And I won't pass out mid RP))

Barchar: (I still liked him when he left)

Barchar: (but the discord has corrupted him)

Nobody: "..."

Syphon: ((eh

Chiaki Nanami: ((He was ok on here, cool dude

Chiaki Nanami: ((Characters weren't great

Chiaki Nanami: ((But NOW

Chiaki Nanami: ((Holy shit

Barchar: (pretty much)

Nobody: ((Bio cosby

Syphon: ((he WAS terrible, but he got better, and then he left and he's even worse

Vaporeon: (( He's a fuckin shitlord

Chiaki Nanami: ((OH YEAH NOW WE CAN MAKE BILL COSBY JOKES AGAIN

Vaporeon: (( KEK

Chiaki Nanami: ((WITHOUT BEING YELLED AT

Syphon: ((SWEET

Vaporeon: (( Well he would yell at us for making bio cosby jokes

Barchar: (Are you serious)

Syphon: ((too fucking bad for him

Vaporeon: (( Should've kept making them anyway

Syphon: ((bio cosby + bio = cancer + sunneh

Chiaki Nanami: ((Sunneh

Barchar: (Hoo boi)

Nobody: ((Soo, welp))

Nobody: ((I'm slightly fuckin' bored))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Nobody fucking tell him that I'm making all of his characters enemies now

Nobody: ((And I don't want to pass out since i'll miss slarc))

Syphon: ((also, bio told me in a pm a while ago the people at discord were actually really nice

Vaporeon: (( lol

Syphon: ((that was before i knew the opposite

Chiaki Nanami: ((Do you wanna just go ahead and do the puzzle now?

Chiaki Nanami: ((I can, I don't feel like DMing now but I can certainly do the puzzle

Barchar: (okay that does seem a bit much slarv)

Nobody: ((NAh))

Nobody: ((Not unless you feel like it

Chiaki Nanami: ((K

Syphon: ((he doesn't have that many characters tho

Barchar: (WE're better off moving away from him)

Syphon: ((sunny temmii bio and his forms

Nobody: ((Lemme name a few))

Syphon: ((i assume bio will be a circlejerk for a bit and then end

Chiaki Nanami: ((Well, it was just gonna be sunny the happiness dealer

Nobody: ((Robo, Bio, Sunny, some fucking temmie))

Nobody: ((B10))

Chiaki Nanami: ((But since that's problematic~

Barchar: (Not staying stuck in him enough to have all his characters as enemies)

Syphon: ((oh yeah robo

Nobody: ((Aaaand there was one more person))

Syphon: ((temmii was the one that ruined jozlyn

Syphon: ((rip joz

Syphon: ((3:

Vaporeon: (( Bi0

Barchar: (3:)

Syphon: ((bi0, b1o, b10

DamnDude: (( There was Bio BI0 B10 Bi0, and BIO, right ))

Vaporeon: (( then all the ones when he first returned

Syphon: ((idk there was a lot of variations

Syphon: ((i think they count as one though

Syphon: ((oh yeah there was atom

Vaporeon: (( atom was my character

Syphon: ((oh whoops

Nobody: ((I'm gonna RP a pokemon character fuckit))

Nobody: ((It's gonna be, Gasp, and actula pokemon character and not an OC or something from Reborn))

Nobody: ((SHocking I know))

Syphon: ((woa

Vaporeon: He wakes up inside.

Vaporeon: "there's nothing like a good vape"

Chiaki Nanami: stayed there, level 82 bears are aggravated by movement, plus she had a nice chara in her lap

Syphon: ((there's a character i want to do but i like having one character meant for the bar at a time

Nobody: ((SOMEOOONE NAME A GENRE))

Nobody: ((ANIME, MANFA< GAMES))

Syphon: ((metak

Syphon: ((shit

Barchar: ynnel ecaf

Vaporeon: (( I roleplay a Vaporeon as a fuckin fille rcharacter

Syphon: ((oh, okay, uh

Syphon: ((hentai

Barchar: (games)

Vaporeon: (( hentai

Nobody: ((Games it is))

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Syphon: ((cri

Cowboy Kid: ((F

Syphon: ((u

Cowboy Kid: ((c

Red: A kid walks into the bar. His red hat gleaming in the quiet light. His clothes are covered in snow, like he's been ontop of a fucking mountin for yehars.

Red: Oh

Red: Wait

Syphon: ((oh yeah red is a thing

Chiaki Nanami: looks at the red

Syphon: ((oh is this a different red

Chiaki Nanami: ((Laharl will rp pleinair until the day he dies

Chara_Dreemurr: "...Hi."

Chiaki Nanami: (("..."

Vaporeon: "......hi"

Red: ((Damn right I will))

Red: "..." Fuck did you expect him to say.

Chiaki Nanami: "Oooooo[sub]ooooooooo...oo.....[/sub]"

Vaporeon: "..."

Syphon: ((laharl is on death bed

Syphon: ((Plenair: "..."

Chiaki Nanami: ((His last words

Red: He moves to the bar, ordering a drink through a complicatyed series of silent speech.

Chiaki Nanami: (("..."

Red: AKA pointing at the menu.

Vaporeon: (( "[sub]Ink[/sub]" [i][dies][/i]

Red: ((No, I plan for my death words to be))

Vaporeon: (( Buried in a glass coffin with jars of ink

Red: (('Did DIsgaea D3 finslly come out...my adopted son?'))

Syphon: ((people put cds on his grave

Vaporeon: (( My last words will be

Barchar: (Red is Plenair's son)

Red: Red gives a questioning look to Chiaki.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Chiaki?"

Red: ((Canon now))

Barchar: (they needed a second host. They get rd.)

Vaporeon: (( "There's nothing like a good vape"

Red: ((ANd you can't disprove it or prove it))

Red: ((Because he doesn't talk))

Barchar: (The silent show with red and plenair)

Vaporeon: (( I want to be buried with tons of vape pens

Syphon: ((brb

Red: ((Silent show featuring red, pleinair, and Shizune))

Vaporeon: (( I want you all to spit on my grave

: ((And lonk))

Chiaki Nanami: ((I want to be buried with my memes

Vaporeon: (( Bury slarv with a fuckton of goat plushes

Chiaki Nanami: "Nothing.. nothing"

Red: He looks at Chiaki, questioninglyy, sipping his drink.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Yeah, but it totally is something."

Red: Six pokeballs lie at his belt, but I haven;t made a team for tbhis fuck.

Red: Nevertheless, you can bet your ass it's his team with SS and HG

Chiaki Nanami: whispers to chara

Vaporeon: "........"

Vaporeon: "you vape?"

Chiaki Nanami: [sub]"That's the final trainer of pokemon generation 2"[/sub]

Chara_Dreemurr: "Oh. Okay."

Red: ((If you had chosen Anime i'd be RPIng Ash Ketchup rk))

Red: IS also the protagonist of gen 1.

Red: "..."

Vaporeon: "..."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Well, considering there is a Pokemon lying on the couch this must be an awkward encounter."

Red: Oh shit I made a horrible decision RPing this fuck

Red: OH WAIT I KNOW WHO I CAN BRING IN>

Barchar: how so

Red: BECAUSE THIS IS JUST FUCKING PLEINAIR IN POKEMON CLOTHES>

Syphon: ((back, for some reason i'm really shaky

Cowboy Kid: (( thats my favorite pokemon quote

Red: REd leaves after getting his drink, and an actual character steps in

Cowboy Kid: (( " Oh shit I made a horrible decision RPing this fuck"

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}: SHe steps in, fiddling with her right ear.

}: "I still can't get a signal."

Syphon: ((o yeah them

Chara_Dreemurr: "Is that important?"

Chiaki Nanami: she still seems amazed

Vaporeon: ((( http://i.imgur.com/qQ4tJ8t.png

}: "Well, it means I have nothing but a chiptune soundtrack."

}: QUICK

}: CURLY STORY OR CANON

Vaporeon: Y tho

Syphon: ((story

Chara_Dreemurr: "You now I wouldn't be surprised if you knew her, too, Chiaki."

Syphon: ((i guess

: ((Don't care))

Barchar: (canon)

}: ((ROlling dice

}: (...AAAnd rolled a 2, which equals Curly Story))

Barchar: "Hi, Curly."

Syphon: ((alright

Chiaki Nanami: nods

Chiaki Nanami: she do

}: "Heyo, things alright now?"

Barchar: "Relatively."

}: "Last time I entered here everyone ws kinda killing eachother." She says offhand.

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Barchar: "Yeah, well, no more of that."

Barchar: "Well. Right now. It'll happen again."

Chara_Dreemurr: "This must be like a field day for you, huh?"

Chiaki Nanami: ((https://i.reddituploads.com/ac050fccec094762b509f96a4149ffc3?fit=max&h=1536&w=1536&s=b57adc904e3c678f919b3f7493ba635e this is a great meemay

Chara_Dreemurr: "Meeting all your fictional Herod."

: Heroes*

Chiaki Nanami: is absorbed in everything } is saying

}: NExt character: Giant tetris block

Barchar: "How's the other one doing?"

Barchar: (Their name?)

Barchar: (|)

Chara_Dreemurr: "I'm talking to myself aren't I?"

Barchar: (or Z, or T or something like that)

Barchar: (L)

: ((Or L))

}: K the joke is old.

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Barchar: (However you'd make the square)

Syphon: ((K confirmed for new character

Curly: Curly slides up to the couch. "Atleast it's kinda calmer now. Don't want to have gotten off that island just to start shooting things again." She says jokingly.

Chiaki Nanami: looks back at chara

Chiaki Nanami: "This is really cool"

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Chara_Dreemurr: "Guess meeting main characters is more interesting, huh?"

Curly: Dodged a bullet by RPing Quote

Curly: You know why

Curly: BEcause QUote would just be fucking Pleinair #4.

Barchar: She chuckled, nodding. "I guess shooting things is fun, but eh.

Barchar: more like grillby, 'cause he at least says one thing in curly story

Curly: True

Curly: "So, how's life been?"

Barchar: "Eh. Going alright."

Barchar: "Some michael jackson song or another makes me go psycho now, but otherwise, things have been calm."

Curly: "Michael Jackson..."

Barchar: "Singer."

Curly: "Huh, haven't heard him in a while actually."

Curly: "The radios I usually listen to just play nothing but chiptune music now."

Barchar: "I don't imagine you get much music underground."

Curly: Aaand thats where the cave story soundtrack is from.

Curly: "In the sky you mean?"

Barchar: "Well."

Barchar: "Underground in the sky."

Chiaki Nanami: "This whole place is interesting"

Curly: "Eh."

Chiaki Nanami: ((They're talking about you in OOC

Barchar: (who?)

Curly: ((Talkin' shit?))

Chara_Dreemurr: "Interdimensional bars tend to be like that."

Barchar: "There are at least two."

Chara_Dreemurr: "You're gonna need a place to stay, right?"

Chiaki Nanami: ((Talkin shit

Barchar: (what kinda shit)

Barchar: (give us the gossip)

Syphon: ((red shit

Curly: ((I'm watching

: ((Bloody shit))

Curly: The moment they stasrt talking real shit I will fucking ruin their asses))

: ((What're they saying))

Vaporeon: (( http://i.imgur.com/JzuqGWj.png

Chiaki Nanami: ((Rude shit

Vaporeon: (( http://i.imgur.com/haH61PW.png

Vaporeon: (( http://i.imgur.com/3aAghPg.png

Syphon: ((RIP IS MY FUCKING LINE /s

Chiaki Nanami: ((RIP ROAST

Vaporeon: (( http://i.imgur.com/aUgXdkw.png

Curly: ((>If you want

Curly: ((>You can dues ex machine Miyu back in

Chiaki Nanami: ((They're not being rude but they're still stupid

Syphon: ((not like you can bring her back in without deus ex machina right

Syphon: ((/s

Chiaki Nanami: ((Well, you have shoe

Chiaki Nanami: ((Right there

Syphon: ((oh saving counts as deus ex machina

Syphon: ((nvm then

Cowboy Kid: ((ya you could do a douche sex machinima or whatever

Curly: ((Miyu's coming back at level 40

Curly: ((ANd killing a bitch

Chiaki Nanami: ((YEEEEEEEEEE

Syphon: ((woooo

Cowboy Kid: ((haw

Syphon: ((yee woo haw

Barchar: ("She fucked shit up")

Barchar: ("By being kinda mean")

DamnDude: (( No it's the hoo haw, not the woo haw ))

Cowboy Kid: ((HOO HAH

Syphon: ((yee hoo haw?

Cowboy Kid: ((I havent played sm4sh in a year and i still remember that

: (("She fucked shit up."))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Let's confuse the fuck outta them

Chiaki Nanami: ((By talking terminoligy

: ((I'm telling you. They really are beating us with the "I don't like your shoes you must die." Thing))

Cowboy Kid: ((temmienology

Syphon: ((cau terminlogy...

Cowboy Kid: ((we will all speak temmie

Syphon: ((terminology*

Syphon: ((what's some cau terminology?

Barchar: (we don't really have our own terminology)

Barchar: (aside from slarcs)

Syphon: ((i guess we have our own memes

Cowboy Kid: ((yee haw

Barchar: (that's just you ck)

: ((Shit lords:

Syphon: ((shit lords isn't just cau

: ((Used to describe almost everyone here))

Syphon: ((OH LEMONS

Syphon: ((call them lemons

: ((Then tell them that they should have a lemon party))

Barchar: (agendered people? There's a lot of them in here. I dunno how we make anythigng out of that though)

Syphon: ((ad why did you stop calling people lemons

: ((Who said I stopped))

Syphon: ((you indirectly

: ((Maybe it's just been a long hiatus))

Syphon: ((tru but stop could be pause

: ((You're a yellow fruit that is sour and I desirable, unless made into other recipes, where they are actually quite tasty.))

: Undersirable*

Syphon: ((that's also wrong

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Curly: ((SHoe's apparently about to choke bitches to avenge MIyu or something

DamnDude: (( test ))

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Syphon: ((shit

Syphon: ((almost spat milk, am now choking on milk, and now parp is dead

Cowboy Kid: ((I kinda like lemons on their own

Cowboy Kid: ((yee haw

: ((You're an acid fruit that is botanically a many-seeded pale yellow oblong berry produced by a small thorny citrus tree (Citrus limon) and that has a rind from which an aromatic oil is extracted))

Syphon: ((i am a lemon <3

Syphon: ((srs i almost choked again

Cowboy Kid: ((we are all lemons on this blessed day

Syphon: ((FUCK I'M ANT

Syphon: ((HELP

Vaporeon: (( Fuck you I'm an orange

Syphon: ((no you're a vape

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Vaporeon: (( ...oreon

Vaporeon: (( i'm a vapeoreon

Syphon: ((fair enough

Syphon: ((fuck this fucking milk

Vaporeon: (( this is me http://i.imgur.com/xtayZDn.png

Vaporeon: (( http://i.imgur.com/MSWT6Ol.png

Syphon: ((how do they react

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Cowboy Kid: ((hi

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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))

Syphon: ((hi

Vaporeon: (( i dont know how they will

Vaporeon: (( hi ce

Syphon: (("The skeleton isn't inside you, you're the brain so you're inside the skeleton"

Syphon: ((we are trapped by skeletons

Cowboy Kid: ((o no

Vaporeon: (( http://i.imgur.com/h3ssRVh.png WE GET IT CALLOECA IS A SPECIAL FUCKING SNOWFLAKE

CryingEevee OOC: ((we're the brain, but we also control the muscles, so we're inside the skeleton, but the skeleton is being manipulated by us))

Curly: ((HOLY SHIT GUYS

Curly: ((WE MADE CALLEOCA CRY

Syphon: ((?

Syphon: ((IRL?

Curly: ((AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Syphon: ((HOW

Syphon: ((AND WHO ARE THEY

Curly: (([i]Woosh[/i]

Vaporeon: (( Tri calm your fucking tits

Syphon: ((oh

Syphon: ((woosh

Syphon: ((i'm fuckin

Syphon: ((okay nvm brb

Barchar: (so brains are like)

Barchar: (skeleton parisites)

Vaporeon: (( What should the name be for my /r/undertale discord OC

Syphon: ((nvm not brb

Barchar: ([s]sunneh[/s])

Syphon: ((temeh

CryingEevee OOC: ((skeleton parasites. that what we all are))

Cowboy Kid: ((huh

Syphon: ((our minds are skeleton parasites

Syphon: ((our bodies are skeleton stabilizers

Syphon: ((our souls are captives

: High Priest Laharl [Curly] changed the topic to "Miyu gets thrown in lava and killed by the /r/Undertale RP"

Syphon: ((this milk almost choked me, and then i drank too much so my stomach hurts. fuck

CryingEevee OOC: ((pfft, i have no soul))

Vaporeon: (( Tri we fucking get it

Vaporeon: (( You're dying

: High Priest Laharl [Curly] is now High Priest Laharl [Nobodhy].

Vaporeon: (( Now shut up and have a nice vape

Cowboy Kid: ((who needs souls when you have memes

: High Priest Laharl [Nobodhy] is now High Priest Laharl [Nobody].

Syphon: ((i always thought i was annoying

Nobody: Is likely literally dying.

Vaporeon: (( nah <3 u

Syphon: ((yay ty

CryingEevee OOC: ((well, i have a soul. but it's not mine.))

Vaporeon: (( So

Syphon: ((what are we gonna do with vale or nigh

Barchar: he's taking a long time on that

Vaporeon: (( My idea for UT discord is

CryingEevee OOC: ((¯\_(ツ)_/¯))

Vaporeon: (( The character is a fucking savage

Nobody: He isn't really dying.

Vaporeon: (( Godmoddy

Syphon: ((same

Nobody: He's dead inside a little.

Vaporeon: (( Has a really confusing backstory

Nobody: But still totally full of mirth

Barchar: (HE'll fit right in)

Vaporeon: (( "I died twice and am dying right now but also not dying"

Vaporeon: (( Yes he will

Syphon: ((add some edge

Cowboy Kid: ((make them as edgy as possible

Nobody: "...SO!"

Vaporeon: (( Name?

Vaporeon: (( Ale?

Nobody: ((ALPHA SHITTING AMAZON))

Syphon: ((ela

Syphon: ((/s

Vaporeon: (( Ela's brother

Cowboy Kid: ((and make him sexually identify as an attack helicopter or some shit

CryingEevee OOC: ((dark lord ______))

Vaporeon: (( Dark Lord Xavier

Nobody: ((Dark Lord LAharl

Syphon: ((xavier isn't edge enough

Vaporeon: (( Vectroid

Cowboy Kid: ((yea

CryingEevee OOC: ((it needs an X for edge though))

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Barchar: (Ul'Thumakk)

Vaporeon: (( Vextor

Syphon: ((villianous but not quite edge

Chara_Dreemurr: "..."

Syphon: ((villainous*

: ((hi

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))

Barchar: (Hi frisky)

Syphon: ((ayy

Vaporeon: (( hi frisky~

Cowboy Kid: ((be sure no purpoisely make spelling mistakes

Cowboy Kid: ((hi

Nobody: ((Frisky

CryingEevee OOC: ((we're all skeleton parasites))

Nobody: ((Miyu died

Barchar: (we've decided to antagonize the r/undertale discord)

Syphon: ((i like syphon but there's a new character i want to introduce, what do i do

Barchar: (which thinking on it)

Vaporeon: (( What name should I use

Syphon: ((also, we can bio cosby now

Vaporeon: (( Vextroid?

Barchar: (might not ACTUALLY be a good idea)

Syphon: ((vectroid is good

Nobody: "...Any converation?"

Vaporeon: (( Vectroid is a play on 'Vektroid'

Syphon: ((it's not really a good or bad thing

Vaporeon: (( The same person who made Lisa Frank 420

Chara_Dreemurr: "No."

Syphon: ((good because we can meme a bit, that's really all

Nobody: "Thats bad, conversation should always be upheld."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Oh well."

Vaporeon: (( "Raven Slavedriver"

Syphon: ((brb making new character

Vaporeon: (( RAVEN

Vaporeon: (( SLAVEDRIVER

Cowboy Kid: ((swood

Syphon: ((edge

Vaporeon: (( Ebony Disasterarea

CryingEevee OOC: ((welp.))

Cowboy Kid: ((its perfect

CryingEevee OOC: ((tri is making a new character))

Syphon: ((i like raven ebony

: (("Welcome to the Civil war, kiddo!"

Syphon: ((don't worry my other characters exist

Vaporeon: (( Raven Ebony Slavedriver

Nobody: ((No seriosuly frisky))

Vaporeon: (( There it is

Nobody: ((Miyu died))

Vaporeon: (( The fuckin edge

Syphon: ((i'll probably find a balance between syphon and new char and vale if we do vale

Syphon: ((and nigh

: ((What

: ((That

Syphon: ((>sister drops new toy AGAIN

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: ((Came out of nowhere

Vaporeon: (( It's been done http://i.imgur.com/FYoVcJZ.png

: ((10/10

Nobody: ((Miyu fucking died))

Nobody: ((IN the /r/Undertale RP))

Syphon: ((mfw first line "a"

Nobody: ((THey chucked her in a fucking pool of lava))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm usually up for vale and nigh whenever you are tri. just so you know))

: ((What the fuck

Syphon: ((alright, i just forget bc i'm not reminded, but whenever you want to do it i'll do it

: ((How does that

: (([I]why[/i]

Nobody: ((She was being mean

Chiaki Nanami: ((Do we wanna get on a new mc server

Vaporeon: (( Should I just set the name to 'Raven' and some japanese aesthetic shit

: (("No mean people allowed! Go fucking die!"

Cowboy Kid: ((yeah

: ((We might just use the old one w- or NOTHg

Nobody: "..."

Chiaki Nanami: ((Because if they do resets

: ((Rip))

Nobody: He adjusts his mafk.

Chiaki Nanami: ((FUCK THEM

Barchar: (they said)

Nobody: Mask*

Barchar: (that characters to be villainous)

Cowboy Kid: ((yeah lets ditch that server

Barchar: (but non-villain characters aren't allowed to be assholes)

: ((Are you fucking kidding me

Barchar: (god i wish)

Vaporeon: (( Swood

Vaporeon: (( Is that what we call you now, 'Swood'

Chiaki Nanami: ((Finding a new fucking server

Cowboy Kid: ((yeah

Chiaki Nanami: ((To rebuild fucking everything

Vaporeon: (( The coconut language needs to be a thing

Cowboy Kid: ((im okay with CK tho

Vaporeon: (( i prefer swood

Vaporeon: ((

Nobody: He taps the beat to Healthy Dystopia

Vaporeon: ((

Vaporeon: (( The number corresponds to a letter in the alphabet

Vaporeon: (( Fruit is just there because, fruit

Chara_Dreemurr: -She just leans on Chiaki.-

Syphon: ((how do i make rainbow name

Nobody: He waits for literlly fucking anyone to say something interesting.

Chara_Dreemurr: -Probably aimlessly watching whatever she's most likely playing.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((...what are you planning tri?))

Vaporeon: (( Ok I've done it

Vaporeon: (( Raven闇と死

Syphon: ((rainbow names

Nobody: ((ARE THEY

Vaporeon: (( "raven darkness and death"

Nobody: ((FUCKING

Nobody: ((DOING FONTCEST

Vaporeon: (( OH FUCK

Syphon: ((WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

: ((No please))

: ((Please))

: ((We could forgive them for the Miyu thing but not this))

Nobody: US! Sans - Today at 1:05 PM Somehow snuggles with Papyrus

Syphon: ((>somehow

: ((Miyu: -walks in- You fucks are literally people who are happy go lucky all the time, fuck you Sunny: -pulls out a baseball bat, people gathering around her- No assholes allowed Miyu: Haha, nooooo-- -gets picked up- ... Really? Sunny: -throws Miyu into lava-

Syphon: ((>doesn't even want to make sensibility, just does it

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] disconnected.

Syphon: ((is rainbow name not possible?

Nobody: ((This US!Sans))

Nobody: ((Clearly wants))

CryingEevee OOC: ((frisky, you're the rainbow god. is a rainbow name possible?))

Nobody: ((Some fuckin' fontcest

Vaporeon: (( It's easy

Vaporeon: (( You oblivious fucks

Nobody: "..."

Syphon: ((then halp pls

: contrived surface-level garbage [Vaporeon] is now contrived surface-level garbage [].

Syphon: ((i need it for yes

: [color=#FF0000]D[/color][color=#FFDA00]a[/color][color=#48FF00]r[/color][color=#00FF91]k[/color][color=#0091FF]r[/color][color=#4800FF]a[/color][color=#FF00DA]i[/color]: see

CryingEevee OOC: ((rainbow darkrai))

Syphon: ((:O

Syphon: ((how

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] joined chat.

: [color=#FF0000]D[/color][color=#FFDA00]a[/color][color=#48FF00]r[/color][color=#00FF91]k[/color][color=#0091FF]r[/color][color=#4800FF]a[/color][color=#FF00DA]i[/color]: you know prefixes and suffixes

Syphon: ((yes

: put rainbow BBcode in the prefix

: then add a colon, you know,

: to give it a dialog effect

Syphon: ((oh okay

Syphon: ((ty

Nobody: ((THe US SAns just confirmed))

Nobody: ((HE wants the fucking fontcest

: [color=#FF0000]A[/color][color=#FFFF00]b[/color][color=#00FF00]s[/color][color=#00FEFF]o[/color][color=#0000FF]l[/color][color=#FF00FE]~[/color]: "as seen here, baby~"

Syphon: ((dammit

Chiaki Nanami: is playing on the laptop, probably isaac or something

: http://i.imgur.com/iZLzKzl.png

Chiaki Nanami: ((YESSSSSS

Nobody: I just relized I also have the entire cast of TF@.

CryingEevee OOC: ((tf@))

Chiaki Nanami: ((MY ORCHESTRA WON R

Nobody: ((TF2))

: (( TF@

: (( Team Fortress @

Chiaki Nanami: ((WE WON A THING

: High Priest Laharl [Nobody] is now High Priest Laharl [].

: That fucking red teleporter in the back whirrs up.

: (( Producer: Glasseater212

Sage: (get out)

Syphon: ((sweet

Chiaki Nanami: ((And now were gonna play for the whole state

Chara_Dreemurr: "What's going on there?"

: QUick name a number 1-9.

: (( 7

: (( 7

: (( 7

Syphon: ((grand

Syphon: ((grand

Syphon: ((grand

Chiaki Nanami: "This is The Binding of Isaac"

Cowboy Kid: ((dad

: ((You really want the fucking inspiration for half of Relic's lines in here

Cowboy Kid: ((dad

CryingEevee OOC: ((dad))

Syphon: ((we did it almost

Cowboy Kid: ((we did it cau cau cau

: (( That reminds me

Chiaki Nanami: "You're stuck in the basement and have to fight your way out, it's weird but fun"

Barchar: (who would that be laharl)

Barchar: (ze medik?)

: (( My drawings aren't close to completion

: ((Doctor Medick yes))

Barchar: (yeah probably he's #7 on the class line)

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington [] disconnected.

GIYGAS: ((WEWEWEDIDDIDDIDITITITNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESS))

: ((Yeah well fuck you i'm not RPing that one

Chiaki Nanami: ((The inspiration for half of blazefires lines

: A giant, fat, man. enters.

Barchar: fine play heavy then jeez

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh boy a mini nuke launcher!))

: A minigun is around her back, two shotguns at his hip, and a sandwich is in his hand.

: (( The inspiration for half of Ela's lines is, no joke, I shit you not, Donald Trump

: Her*

: HIs*

Barchar: her

: HIS*

: Fuck i've been RPing too much Shade

Chara_Dreemurr: "Hey, he's a guy from a game too, I assume."

Barchar: ("We're gonna build a wall, it'kll be a good wall, and we're gonna make the Darkrai pay for it")

: He moves to the bar, breaking a stool.

: (( CK

CryingEevee OOC: ((THE darkrai))

: ANd sitting down on a more sturdy one.

: (( We need to start doing some /r/discord RP shit

Chiaki Nanami: ((Are you playing pyro laharl

: (( We will meme our way to their hearts

: ((Fuck I should've))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Practice the pronoun game

: ((I was originally gonna practice the View game with Miyu))

: ((ANd randomly jump from First to third person view))

Chiaki Nanami: is too busy playing to notice the new vidya character

Chara_Dreemurr: "Fat guy in red clothing. With a mini gun."

: contrived surface-level garbage [] is now contrived surface-level garbage [Wailord].

Chiaki Nanami: looks up for a second

Wailord: drops into the bar and destroys everything

: He's eating half of the bar's stock in sandwich meats.

Wailord: jk no

: contrived surface-level garbage [Wailord] is now contrived surface-level garbage [].

Barchar: "His naim is Mikhail."

: Wailords are weightless as shit.

Chiaki Nanami: then she sorta stares at him

: "I usually go by as Heavy, but yes."

Barchar: in pokemon XD an old man mentions seeing a wailord flyuing

Chiaki Nanami: "Wow.."

Barchar: the joke is that he's senile

Barchar: BUT WAILORD IS LIGHTER THAN AIR

: ((INDEED!

Barchar: IT COULD ACTUALLY FUCKING FLY

: ((WAILORDS TECHNICALLY FLT!

Chara_Dreemurr: "Heavy. Huh."

: ((WAilords also learn Fly by HM))

Chara_Dreemurr: "From TF2."

Chiaki Nanami: starts dying in the game and goes back to it

Chiaki Nanami: "Yeah"

: "Yes."

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Chara_Dreemurr: -She still watches Chiaki play.-

: (([i] ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯[/i]

Chiaki Nanami: would make northernlion blush with how well she's doing

Cowboy Kid: ((brb gonna take my doggos for a walk

: NORTHERNLION IS MY FUCKING TRIGGER

: NORTHERNLION~

: FUCKING

: EDEN

: STARTING WITH FUCKIN

: MEGA

CryingEevee OOC: ((what about southerntiger?))

: AND GETTING FUCKING MOMS KNIFE BRIMSTONE

: PEACE OF SHIT

Syphon: ((peace of shit

: ((THAT EGG))

Syphon: ((also i like mom's knife brim

: ((K i'm gonna charge my laptop))

: ((FUCKING CAN'T PLAY GUNGEON))

: ((Seeya in a bit))

Chiaki Nanami: gets brimstone plus antigrav tears

: ((BECAUSE IN THAT, EVEN IF YOU ET GOOD SHIT YOU'll PROBABLY LOSE))

CryingEevee OOC: ((mom's knife brim is underwhelming))

: (( That's so raven

Syphon: ((it is, but still good

: (( Also two fuckin ravens http://i.imgur.com/vQfDEIO.png

Chiaki Nanami: as well as dunce cap

CryingEevee OOC: ((eh))

Chiaki Nanami: proceeds to win with that

Chiaki Nanami: somehow

: (( Going to find another edgy name

Syphon: ((i also like dunce cap

Barchar: i don't think dunce cap affects brim

Syphon: ((and antigrav

CryingEevee OOC: ((tri no))

Chiaki Nanami: ((It does

: High Priest Laharl's connection timed out.

Syphon: ((it does affect brim

CryingEevee OOC: ((the unpopular oppinions!))

Chiaki Nanami: ((It makes it nearly unusable

Chiaki Nanami: ((As does antigrav

Barchar: (mom's knife brim is fine)

Syphon: (([sub]i can use it fine[/sub]

Barchar: (especially with homing)

: (( "Jett Eclipse"

: (( JETT

: (( ECLIPSE

Barchar: (STCIK BRIGHTLING)

Syphon: ((jett sounds really upbeat and eclipse sounds the opposite

Syphon: ((how even

: (( Finn Wilderness

: (( How about

Chiaki Nanami: ((Hows the foncest going on r undertale

CryingEevee OOC: ((yo, who's in bar?))

: (( Lemme check

Chara_Dreemurr: "You're really good at that."

Syphon: ((new character is ready but idk if i want to reveal them yet

: (( I don't see any romantic advances

Syphon: ((i have to clean irl but i don't know when

: (( Is "Finn Wilderness" decent

Chiaki Nanami: "Thanks"

Barchar: her

The crew: i might bring them in if i feel like it

Chara_Dreemurr: -She puts an arm around Chiaki again, watching.-

: contrived surface-level garbage [] is now contrived surface-level garbage [Vaporeon].

Chiaki Nanami: ((Jack steel

Vaporeon: is

Vaporeon: (( ELI DARKNESS

Vaporeon: (( JAXON DISEASED

Barchar: (Eli dark'ness dimentia raven way)

Chiaki Nanami: "All I have are games.. so I just get better at them"

CryingEevee OOC: ((dark'ness))

Chiaki Nanami: ((I could rp ebony dark'ness dimentia raven way on r undertale

Chiaki Nanami: ((And she still wouldn't be the edgiest one there

Barchar: (nah my immortal is too mature for them)

Vaporeon: (( Wait

GIYGAS: ((DARKNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESS))

Vaporeon: (( Necromancer name generator?

Cowboy Kid: ((k im back

Syphon: (("I just now realized the connection between the words "timid" and "intimidate""

Syphon: ((i now realize as well

Chara_Dreemurr: "What do you mean by 'All I have.'?"

Chiaki Nanami: looks up

Vaporeon: (( NECULAR MOTRICE

Vaporeon: (( NECULAR

Vaporeon: (( YES

Chiaki Nanami: (((Aaaand brb

: ((Chara: You have me <3

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] disconnected.

Chara_Dreemurr: "..."

Cowboy Kid: ((hoooo boy

Vaporeon: (( Should I use "Nexular" instead

Syphon: ((idk

Cowboy Kid: ((ey, its your choice

Vaporeon: (( I'm not sure which choice to make

Vaporeon: (( fuck it

Cowboy Kid: ((Nexular Raven Mortice

CryingEevee OOC: ((yo tri. if you're not gonna introduce that new character of yours, we can bring in vale and nigh))

Syphon: ((sure

Syphon: ((i'll introduce new character when i know nothing can happen any moment irl

Syphon: ((well shit brb

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh))

Vaporeon: (( Time to make a picture of Necular

Syphon: ((nvm back

CryingEevee OOC: ((well alrighty then. tell me when you wanna bring in vale and nigh))

Syphon: ((if you're ready, right now

: CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC] is now Nigh [Nigh].

Nigh: ((well, i'm ready

: Syphon [Syphon] is now Vale [Vale].

Vale: ((same

Vale: enters. "Hello."

Nigh: hey.

Vale: ...

Barchar: "Hi, Vale. And Nigh. Whatever."

: ((Bill Nigh the Science Guy

Vaporeon: "hi"

Vale: ((Vale Nigh the Science Guy

Nigh: walks them over to the inficouch and sits down

Vaporeon: Vaporeon yawns.

Nigh: ((i knew that joke would be made eventually

Vale: ((https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/etxhi/novelty_accounts_assemble/ holy shit

Vale: How is everyone?

Vaporeon: "chill"

Vale: ...Alright.

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Nigh: adjusts their position on the couch. careful about the wings.

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Vaporeon: (( shiiiit gtg

: contrived surface-level garbage [Vaporeon] disconnected.

: ((seeya

Vale: ((bye bloo

Nigh: ((bai

Cowboy Kid: ((cya

Vale: [sub]Why do we come here again? I forgot.[/sub]

Nigh: [sub] i don't know. you're the one who brought us here... i think it's because it's different. [/sub]

Vale: [sub]Oh, yes. I remember. Do you want to talk to...the couple of people here?[/sub]

Nigh: [sub] not really... have we gone outside yet?[/sub]

Vale: [sub]No, though looking outside, it just looks like snow. And I'm not sure how much you like snow.[/sub]

Nigh: [sub] well we never go to the snowy parts of afterworld. [/sub]

Vale: [sub]That's true...[/sub] - She gets up and steps outside. - [sub]...It's fairly nice.[/sub]

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] joined chat.

: ((What a nice picture. http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/powerlisting/images/f/f9/Darkrai_Bad_Dreams_Adventures.png/revision/latest?cb=20130627000552

Vale: ((wowie

Chara_Dreemurr: "..."

Chiaki Nanami: looked at craa when she said the thing

Chiaki Nanami: "Um.."

Nigh: [sub] well, we might as well look around. [/sub]

Vale: does so.

Cowboy Kid: ((what is going on in that picture

Vale: ((i have no idea

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Vale: ((i think she's sliding down a hill, and she's trying to catch somebody, but they're melting and another person with them is melting, so she's scared

Chiaki Nanami: "I was accepted into Hope's Peak academy as the Super Duper High School Level Gamer. They're what I study.. spend time on.. basically my whole life"

Vale: ((i have no fucking idea

Chiaki Nanami: ((I think i can start early today

Vale: ((woo

Chiaki Nanami: ((In which case, depending on your leet skill

Chiaki Nanami: ((We may fight the boss tonight

Chara_Dreemurr: "You got parents?"

: ((I'm up for starting anytime

Chiaki Nanami: ((Fuck

Chiaki Nanami: ((Does chiaki have parents i dont fucking know

Nigh: and Vale are now wandering around snowdin

Vale: ...Besides it being cold, I think this is nice.

: ((IF we don't start eventually i'm gonna fuckin pass out))

Nigh: yeah, i guess.

Chiaki Nanami: ((Nothing in the show about it

: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [Nobody].

Nobody: "..."

: ((Laharl will pass out with the shape of NL on his forehead

Chiaki Nanami: ((So i dont fuckin know

Vale: The snow is soft, the breeze is light...

Vale: ((welp

Vale: ((the runs start coming and they don't stop coming

: ((Welp))

Chara_Dreemurr: "..."

: ((HC it))

Chiaki Nanami: shakes her head, I figure she doesn't

Chiaki Nanami: lives alone in the anime

Chara_Dreemurr: "..."

: ((the Runners start blowin' and they don't stop explodin'*

Chiaki Nanami: ((:3

Nobody: ((:3

Vale: ((:3

Chiaki Nanami: ((:3

: ((:3

Nobody: :3

Vale: ((:3

Chara_Dreemurr: "I kinda feel responsible for you now. Is that weird

Nobody: ((Both fo you stop

Vale: ((AD WHY

: ?"*

Vale: ((oh

Nobody: ((Only me and Slarv can make that joke in this syntax

Vale: ((but i play joz

Chiaki Nanami: ((Hehehehe

: ((:3€

Chiaki Nanami: ((Is that a fuckin west siiiiiide kitty face

Nobody: "WHich is heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?"

: ((:3c

Vale: ((haaaaa

Vale: ((i get it

Chiaki Nanami: "Um.. responsible for?"

Nigh: and vale probably head towards waterfall

Vale: - Sure, why not -

: ((You can't tell me to not say a fucking emoji

Vale: ...It's not cold but it feels empty.

Vale: ((aw brb

Vale: ((cleaning

Chara_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

: ((🕛🕧🕐🕜🕑🕝🕒🕞🕓

Chara_Dreemurr: "I'm still learning my emotions..."

Nigh: ...it's damp.

Chiaki Nanami: "Huh..?"

Chiaki Nanami: "Still learning your emotions?"

: ((Watch as Laharl makes a bullshit reason to bring back Runner

: ((And all his other good characters

Chara_Dreemurr: "I've.. Kinda?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Did your game tell you anything about me?"

Chiaki Nanami: "You were there for 5 minutes.. so no"

Chara_Dreemurr: "I'm a sadist and a masochist. I've recently tried... Controlling that."

Chiaki Nanami: "..."

Chiaki Nanami: "No.. no you're nice"

Chara_Dreemurr: "I've done a lot of bad things. I'm having trouble knowing what it's like to care."

Nobody: "Nobody answered me."

Chiaki Nanami: eyyyyy

: Didn't know Nobody had a clone.

Nobody: SOMEONE ELSE HAS A FUCKING CLONE

Chiaki Nanami: "Everyone can change, and if you used to be bad, I wouldn't have known it"

Nobody: IT"S MY FIST

Nobody: UP YOUR ASS

Nobody: I'VE GOT TWO OF THEM

: Didn't know you liked fisting us.

Nobody: "Which is heavier, a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?"

Chara_Dreemurr: -She smiles.-

Chara_Dreemurr: -She also holds Chiaki a little closer after she said that.-

Chiaki Nanami: smiles back

Chara_Dreemurr: "They both weigh the same amount."

Nobody: "No they don't."

Nobody: "The feathers ar eheavier, because you heave to live with the guilt of all those birds you killed."

Chiaki Nanami: "..."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Synthetic feathers actually exist."

: That was a good one

Chiaki Nanami: after that, she just kinda.. goes back to a game

Chara_Dreemurr: -She just continues holding her close to herself.-

Nobody: "I wonder if birds weigh much."

Chiaki Nanami: she accepts this, although there is a slight blush from this, she's too focused on playing pokemon showdown

Chara_Dreemurr: -She notices this.-

Chara_Dreemurr: "...Am I making you uncomfortable?"

Chiaki Nanami: "Huh? No"

Nobody: Chiaki gets a random challenge on showdown.

Chiaki Nanami: accepts

Nobody: Well, it's not a challenge

Nobody: It's a text box

Nobody: 'Hello!'

Chiaki Nanami: this gets her attention

Chiaki Nanami: 'Hello?"

Chiaki Nanami: typed that

Nobody: It's from User: Shelly_Catchir

Nobody: Shelly_Catcher*

Chara_Dreemurr: "Just was making sure... You were kids blushing s bit, wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable."

Nobody: 'I noticed you've been climbing up the ladder...'

: High Priest Laharl [Nobody] is now High Priest Laharl [Shelly_Catcher].

: 'Prepare for the hottest sex since 2016..'

Chiaki Nanami: "Oh no, it's fine!"

Chiaki Nanami: 'Yeah?'

Chara_Dreemurr: "Am I embarrasing you?"

Shelly_Catcher: 'And uh, well, my brother told me that I should try this simulator since i'm not old enough to use real pokemon yet'

Shelly_Catcher: 'I was wondering if we could battle?'

Chiaki Nanami: "No, not at all"

Chiaki Nanami: 'Sure'

Shelly_Catcher: 'Okay'

Chiaki Nanami: puts an arm around cd

Shelly_Catcher: Slarv, i'm not gonn bother trying to guess your showdown name.

Chiaki Nanami: Trade Maker

Chiaki Nanami: I'm not online though

Shelly_Catcher: Welp

Vale: ((back faster than i expected

Vale: ((ce where are we and what are we doing now

Chiaki Nanami: Getting on

Chara_Dreemurr: "Do you like me?"

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] disconnected.

Nigh: ((umm, i guess vale/nigh are just hanging out in waterfall. like one of the early rooms)

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Vale: ((alright

Chiaki Nanami: nods, smiling

Chiaki Nanami: Online now

Vale: ...This is getting eerie. Shall we progress?

Vale: ((the area around my n key is wet? wut

Shelly_Catcher: ((You been fapping son?))

Vale: ((no

Vale: ((oh yeah it was me choking on milk

Chara_Dreemurr: "Like, to the point of blushing?"

Nigh: sure. let's go. *nigh starts progressing them forward*

Chiaki Nanami: "Well, you had an arm around me"

Shelly_Catcher: I hope I don't ruin CHikis character here

Shelly_Catcher: By for once, her losing a game happens

Vale: I like silence but this place is too silent. I feel like any noise that isn't us or water is danger.

Nigh: i haven't seen any danger though.

Vale: I know, and I think we'll be fine, but it's still eerie.

Shelly_Catcher: http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=5EqdHxLoWFM#Claim_your_weapons_ft._Atrel_%7C_music_by_Christian_Reindl_(HQ) Dramatic Music

Chara_Dreemurr: "Just so you know, I'm taken. Sorry."

Chiaki Nanami: "I know"

Shelly_Catcher: ((This just in

Chiaki Nanami: saw you last night

Shelly_Catcher: ((Bread had denied a waifu

Vale: ((woa

Chiaki Nanami: ((I know holy shit

Shelly_Catcher: ((This is the first waifu denial since UW Frisk

Vale: ((chiaki is like...at most a 2/10

Shelly_Catcher: ((Fuck u say?

Chara_Dreemurr: "Right, forgot."

Chiaki Nanami: ((fuk u say?

Nigh: ...

Vale: ((if bread denies a waifu they are low rated

Vale: ((bread can you confirm

Shelly_Catcher: ((...That was strangely well coordinated SLarv

Shelly_Catcher: http://play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-anythinggoes-410399772 The battle begins.

: (;no she is not low rated))

Vale: ((this just in, ad denied a waifu that wasn't even bad

Chiaki Nanami: is top tier

: ((She is fucking top tier))

: ((What, so you're encouraging the leaving others thing?))

Vale: ((me? no

Chara_Dreemurr: -She stays true.-

Chara_Dreemurr: -She also continues watching Chiaki play.-

Chiaki Nanami: ((No but now we have to SUBTRACT a waifu

Chara_Dreemurr: "Good thing you're not leaving much behind. Stuff like this is usually hard."

Nigh: and Vale eventually reach hotland because why not? "great, it's gone from damp to extremely hot"

Vale: ...Yeah, this is worse. Let's get through quick.

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] disconnected.

Shelly_Catcher: [Good battle![

Shelly_Catcher: [It got close.]

Nigh: right. *Vale and Nigh pregress some more*

Shelly_Catcher: Shelly_Catcher logs off.

Nigh: ((we just have vale and nigh going through the underground becuase "why not?"))

Shelly_Catcher: On the way through the underground, theres something on the path

Vale: ...

Nigh: ...

Shelly_Catcher: It's a wooden sign.

Vale: reads it.

Shelly_Catcher: It says

: High Priest Laharl [Shelly_Catcher] is now High Priest Laharl [].

: 'On break, gone to make some trades.' -E.

Vale: ...Huh?

Vale: Do you understand this, Nigh?

: Theres what looks like a giant fucking teacup behind it.

: Like, a teacup the size of your waist.

: It's full of chocolate milk.

Vale: Hmm.

Nigh: ...

: ((>playing tf2 >looks at team >sees the name Ultima

: ((>TRIGGERED

: ((I just got the image of Hoopa playing TF@

Vale: ((you fought with a sunkern?

: ((Looks at server list

: (([Relic [Medic] [197]))

: (([Sage] [Soldier] [210]

Nigh: ((and dewt is a scout on the other team

: ((What the hell would Hoopa be

: ((The Spy

: ((Maybe

Vale: ((searching reddit, find a link, click the link, see the channel, channel is same channel that made my ordinary weed

Vale: ((what a smol world

: ((RElic plays Medic, and is extremely agressive with her ubersaw))

: ((ANd it always crits))

: ((Because she's a medic))

Nigh: ... let's keep going

: ((Like, Relic is the medic that goes))

Vale: Yeah. I don't think this is any of our business.

: (("yknow what, you fucks are useless' and goes to ubersaw the entire enemy team with crits

Vale: moves on through Hotland at a quicker pace.

: ((K i'm gonna go home and take a nap))

: ((I'll set an alarm))

: ((Alright

Nigh: ((since this is post genocide there's no monsters around right?

Vale: ((alright

: ((Nope

: ((No monsters

Vale: ((i don't think any anywhere else but snowdin

Vale: ((snowdin was repopulated

Nigh: ...we haven't seen anyone outside of the snowy place.

: High Priest Laharl's connection timed out.

Vale: Mhm. I wonder why. Even this place is habitable.

Nigh: ...

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Chiaki Nanami: is playing showdown still, while imma try and find a new mc server

Chara_Dreemurr: -She watches.-

Vale: But I guess [i]I[/i] wouldn't want to live here, but I'm certain there's some who would.

Nigh: yeah. *they continue progressing... eventually reaching alphy's lab*

Vale: - isn't that like...maybe three rooms after entering, tho -

Nigh: ((shrug.jpg

Nigh: ((it's a landmark

Vale: - fair enough -

Vale: Well, maybe there's someone here. - She opens the door. -

Nigh: ((i don't know if anyone said this timeline follows the layout of canon

Vale: ((true

Nigh: ((anyone here more of an authority on the timeline?))

Nigh: ((i'll take that as a no. and assume the lab is empty unless any amalgamates escaped

Chara_Dreemurr: -She leans her head on Chiaki.-

Vale: ...

Nigh: ... *Nigh looks around*

Vale: It's devoid of life.

Vale: Seemingly.

Nigh: [sub] just like the rest of this place... [/sub]

Vale: ...Yeah...

Nigh: let's get out of here.

Vale: Agreed. - She leaves through the other door and begins progressing again. -

Chiaki Nanami: ((play.mc-gladiators.com

Nigh: and Vale progress to the eerily empty hotel "..."

Chiaki Nanami: ((I'm gonna try this one

Vale: Devoid as well...

Vale: By now, that's "as usual".

Nigh: ...do you think the way out is closer than going back to that bar?

Vale: Hmm?

Nigh: at least, noticed that this place is a giant cave.

Chiaki Nanami: is leaned on, she keeps playing

Vale: ((am i dum or is what nigh said not word well

Chiaki Nanami: ((Anyone gonna join or nah

Vale: ((no ty, when i play mc it's like 4 fps

Vale: ((if even

: ((In a minute))

: ((Playin overwatch with some friends))

Nigh: ((nah. and i think what nigh said makes sense. he's asking if vale thinks the exit to the underground would be closer than the bar))

Vale: ((ohhh okay

Vale: I'm unsure, though I'm only doing this because I am curious and the bar is empty.

Nigh: then do you want to keep going?

Vale: Yes, if you don't mind.

DamnDude: (( I am awake ))

Nigh: then let's keep going.

Nigh: ((hai))

Vale: ((hi dd

DamnDude: (( I completely passed out for about 2 hours there ))

Vale: leaves the hotel, progressing.

Vale: Hmm, what is this place? There's a lot of technology and...that yellow stuff.

Nigh: just looks around silently "...not sure. but falling in to find out isn't something i'm going to let us do."

Vale: Well, of course. That's obviously unsafe.

Vale: progresses.

Nigh: and Vale reach the end of the CORE after a while

Vale: ...Black room with pink walls...huh.

DamnDude: (( Slar how far have you gotten so far? ))

Chiaki Nanami: ((In a cave tryna find a place to set up shop

Chiaki Nanami: ((Or just some iron

DamnDude: (( Do you have a faction yet? ))

Nigh: wonder what this room is even for.

Chiaki Nanami: ((Yes

Chiaki Nanami: ((I invited u

Vale: Well, you can see an outline in the middle of the room, so it was cut out to do...something. Possibly raise. Perhaps it's a trap.

Vale: (("an outline" is vague, i meant a square

Nigh: ...

Vale: gets against the wall and goes around it, then starts to progress.

Nigh: ((what's next? new home? i kinda forget

Cowboy Kid: ((apparently running around using only the prinny machete is a good tactic

Vale: ((it's new home

Vale: ((wait

Vale: ((it's a hall, a long elevator, then new home

Nigh: ((the hall is still that new home gray, right?))

Vale: ((nope, it's the one where alphys tells you you have to kill asgore

Nigh: ((ah. i forgot about that

Nigh: ...

Vale: ...

Nigh: ((it's been a while since i actually played undertale))

Vale: ((same

Vale: travels across the hall and enters the elevator.

Nigh: pushes the button

Vale: - Elevator goes up. Severe lack of elevator music. -

Vale: ...

Nigh: ...

Vale: - Unless Long Elevator counts -

Nigh: remains silent for the elevator ride

Vale: - It eventually reaches the top, and Vale leaves. Now they are in new home. - ...Even the environment is devoid of anything...

Nigh: ...

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Vale: moves on, looking around at the [s]purity[/s] emptiness. -

Vale: forgot this was /me and used a hyphen

Nigh: ...everything looks more dead and empty than before...

Vale: Yeah...I suppose I can at least see why this is uninhabited.

Nigh: let's not stay here too long.

Vale: Yes. But this seems like an end.

Vale: progresses.

Vale: Or, reaching an end.

Nigh: ((what's the next landmark? asgore's house?

Vale: ((yeah

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Nigh: and Vale reach the empty house... nigh looks around "is this the only way forward?"

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Vale: It doesn't look like there's any way around it. Inconvenient. But...there's a slim chance somebody is here...?

Nigh: ... *Nigh enters the house, looking around*

Vale: ...There's a few possible ways to go, but I assume the stairs is progress.

Vale: There's a chain blocking it, but there's two keys in it. Hmm.

Vale: ((there's a chain there*

Vale: ((it's not blocking it since there's the keys in it ;-;

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Nigh: looks like it was meant to keep people out. i don't think a chain would stop anyone though.

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Vale: True. It's very simple to just go over or under. Perhaps it triggered something, but whatever it did, it's already done. Should we go down the stairs or take one of the doors?

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Nigh: let's just go down the stairs. it doesn't seem like anyone's still here anyway.

Vale: Yeah... - She goes down the stairs. -

Nigh: ((i don't remember what's down the stairs. is it just a straight way to the final corridor?

Vale: ((you remember toriel's house and going down the stairs? it's a long hallway

Vale: ((eventually leads to a door, though in new home it leads to another path leading to the final corridor

Nigh: continues

Vale: - I guess they just reach the final corridor? -

Nigh: ((sure. i guess.))

Vale: reaches the final corridor. With the story being Sans blasted Chara and the entire timeline to devastation, I assume final corridor was put through absolute oblivion, maybe even being dangerous to enter.

Vale: - No, not the entire timeline, whoopsies. The hole between this and all other timelines, I mean -

Nigh: well this is... different.

Vale: .....Very much so. I'm unsure if we should go much further, it looks broken and perilous.

Nigh: ((the chat has just become vale/nigh 's adventure through the empty underground))

Vale: ((i should probably describe how this looks for future reference, bc yes, though i don't know what it would be. just completely ruined.

DamnDude: (( Everyone else but flame is Mc ))

Nigh: looks to see if there's any path that looks solid enough use

Vale: - The ceiling and walls are pretty rekt, but the floor is VERY rekt, so if they have any way to get on the ceiling or the walls that's probably how they could get across. Though I don't think they can do that. -

Vale: - They could try to fly, but we discussed how hard that is. -

Nigh: ... i don't know if we can keep going.

Vale: Probably not. I suppose this is an end then. We should get going back.

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Vale: ((i was trying to remember what undertale uses to save, and for some reason i was thinking of the boxes from off

Vale: ((oh yeh it's the sparkles

Nigh: ((it used glowy things

Nigh: ((which i guess just represent spot that make you determined

Vale: ((yeah

Nigh: it's almost disappointing though.

Vale: walks away from [s]hell[/s] the final corridor. "Yeah. Felt like we were so close...but that was still a good journey."

Nigh: i suppose it was.

Vale: eventually gets to the bar because fuck walking RP? or nah

Nigh: ((yeah. since we already went through it one time, we don't need that again))

Vale: ((alright

Vale: enters. "Hello."

Nigh: sits on the infinicouch

Vale: [sub]Still nobody active.[/sub]

Nigh: [sub] we should go soon. [/sub]

Vale: [sub]Yes. We have better things to do.[/sub]

Vale: ((TIM HORTONS EXISTS IN US

Vale: ((none are in texas

Vale: ((cri

: Frisky "smile for the camera!" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Nigh: gets up and goes through the anydoor

Vale: doesn't mind this.

: Nigh [Nigh] is now CryingEevee524 [CryingEevee OOC].

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't know what those "better things to do" are. but apparently they had to go do them))

Vale: ((me neither :/

Barchar: (isn't tim hortons kinda shit thoguh)

Vale: ((you

Vale: ((fuckin

Vale: ((what

Vale: ((mate

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Vaporeon: (( lol kek

Vale: ((hello

: ((Hi))

Vaporeon: (( let's see what shit is going on in discord

: ((Bad shit?))

Vaporeon: (( Nothing much

: Yay the rain is getting worse))

Vale: ((rip

Vaporeon: (( Oh wait

Vaporeon: (( Noctis is trying to redeem himself

: ((Is it working))

Vaporeon: (( http://i.imgur.com/I0ezXZU.png

Vaporeon: (( I think Noctis once said that English isn't his primary language

Vale: ((i mean

Vale: ((i didn't know godmodding is a stress reliever

Vaporeon: (( O SHIT

Vaporeon: (( IS SUNNY TRYING TO GODMOD

Vaporeon: (( WITH CODE

Vale: ((what?

: ((Holy fucking shit

: Oh boi

Cowboy Kid: ((wat

Vaporeon: (( http://i.imgur.com/DM2riRG.png

Vale: ((eh

Vale: ((wh*

Vale: ((not eh

Vale: ((that is not a fucking eh

Vaporeon: (( http://i.imgur.com/zCyEWUf.png

: ((I don't know much about code, but that looks not real))

Vale: ((>SUNNY SAYS FUCK

Vaporeon: (( http://i.imgur.com/DhWJo5j.png

Vaporeon: (( http://i.imgur.com/6tEL2no.png

Cowboy Kid: ((l33t h4x0r

Vale: ((i just realized

Vaporeon: (( http://i.imgur.com/oAKLEzJ.png

Vale: ((the fourth wall is /r/undertale discord

Vale: ((are we a sixteenth wall?

Vaporeon: (( http://i.imgur.com/VBfJkI1.png

Vaporeon: (( I honestly just cringe when I see Bio try to save the day

Vale: ((ikr

: ((No no no))

: ((pinAccess))

: ((That's not how hacking works))

Vaporeon: (( pinAccess if anything would be blatantly useless

Vaporeon: (( She's just pulling values out of her ass here

Vale: ((yeah, that's like writing a random password and saying "i'm hacking your account"

: ((*click click click*))

Vale: ((actually no

: ((PASSWORD CRACKED))

Vale: ((i'm bad at whatever those are called i forgot

: ((Also, if anything, sunny should just use a brute force.))

Vaporeon: (( Sunny makes a .bat file that runs ping a fuckton of times and calls it hacking

: (("Imma DDOS your toaster))

Vale: ((gg

Vale: ((someone should make their toaster look like a computer

: ((Thanks thunder for making me choke on my water))

Vale: ((or, their computer look like a toaster

: ((No))

: ;(yeah))

Vale: ((meant that the first time

Vaporeon: (( I'm going to ping your fourth wall and import my hacking library into your array and int; all over your face!!111

Vale: ((my brain is not smart rn

: ((I want a nice computer, and skin it to look like a. Toaster))

Vaporeon: (( same

Vaporeon: (( Not even a good toaster too

: Dewt: Oh well. 20:30:11 9 Sage: "I WOULD give him some of our cash." 6 * Blazefire he puts his paws over his head again 3 PMD World: [Steal his money?] 9 Sage: "BUT SOMEBODY SPENT ALL OUR MONEY ON DRUGS!"

: ((Mint;))

: ((Mint))

: ((I want icecream))

Vale: ((i now realize

Vale: ((how sweet that would be for some secret

Vale: ((disguise it as a toaster

: ((Nah dude))

: ((Hide it in a can of spam))

Vale: ((that's good too

: DAMNIT))

: ((POWER))

Vale: ((rip

Vaporeon: (( What should Necular look lke

Vaporeon: (( like*

Vaporeon: (( my keyboard is rip-ing on me

Vale: ((just to make it a bit better, put three cans of spam in a line and put it in the last can

Vale: ((nobody likes a lot of spam

Vaporeon: (( or

Vaporeon: (( one can of spam

: ((Oh no

Vaporeon: (( but it's actually in a can of spam 10 meters away from the can of spam

: ((Is that parp or my wifi))

Vale: ((your wifi

Vale: ((parp is live

: ((Wait it's fixed))

Vaporeon: (( I think Necular should just look edgy as fuck

Vale: ((i mean, sure, put it 10 meters away from the can of spam, but that's probably just plain sight

Vaporeon: (( yeah you're right

: ((Auron the lucario: *grabs the shaft with both hands, but then... hesitates.* D-Darkrai s-senpai~.." /s

Vaporeon: (( but it can not be in plain sight

Vaporeon: (( That's something Ela would do

Vale: ((sure, but why such a specific distance from the spam

: ((Right))

: ((Okay the wifi didn't go down))

Vaporeon: (( That's an inspiration for sagexrelic now

Vale: (("Milk is a flavor of chocolate, but chocolate is a flavor of milk"

: ((Oh joy even worse))

: ((This rain hates me))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i hate fighting charizard))

: ((Bloo who's the dominant one

: ((Milk is t a flavor of chocolate))

CryingEevee OOC: ((and sceptile))

Vaporeon: (( I don't know

: ((It's type, not a flavor))

Vaporeon: (( Who should be the dominant one

: Isnt*

Vale: ((it's kind of a flavor

: ((I don't fucking know

Vaporeon: (( Do I flip a coin on this

Vale: ((chocolate, coconut, uh

: ((Yes

Vale: ((what else

Vaporeon: (( Heads = Relic, Tails = Sage

Vaporeon: (( heads

Vale: ((oh

: ((Oh my fuck

Vale: ((actually, it probably would've been "oh" either way

: ((So that means Sage is submissive

: ((Sitting here))

: ((10/10

: ((Laharl better not fucking see this

: ((6:00 pm))

Vale: ((or just less not submissive

: ((Eating cereal))

Vale: ((every time is a good time for cereal

: ((Not when you're allergic))

: ((Or dead))

Vale: ((true

Vale: ((for me, every time is a good time for cereal

CryingEevee OOC: ((who needs a schedule for eating foods?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((pancakes for dinner!))

: ((I was gonna make pancakes)

: ((But I was too lazy))

Vale: ((oh shit

Vale: ((oh nvm

: ((Bloo

: ((Any progress on it

Vaporeon: (( No

Vaporeon: (( I'm not in the right place right now

Vale: ((there should be separate clipboards so i can copy and paste something without losing what i have copied

: ((Ah

Vale: ((what i copied before that that is

: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Vaporeon: (( android has that and I like it

Vaporeon: (( What should Necular look like

Vale: ((a space bee

Vaporeon: (( nooooooo

CryingEevee OOC: ((an eldritch horror))

Vale: ((oh it sounds like nectar and nebula so that's what i was thinking

CryingEevee OOC: ((exodia the forbidden one))

Vaporeon: (( it needs to be some sort of confusing thing that involves nebulae

CryingEevee OOC: ((a dargon))

Vaporeon: (( something with lovecraftian horror shit

CryingEevee OOC: ((just a nebula cloud))

CryingEevee OOC: ((any of those))

: ((Cthulu

CryingEevee OOC: ((i said eldritch horror first thing))

: ((Genuinely surprised no one called for clipboards when you guys were talking about them))

Vale: ((i was the only one who talked about it so idk

Vaporeon: (( [url=https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d3/Howard_Phillips_Lovecraft_in_1915_%282%29.jpg]If Necular turns out to be a human then he needs to look like H.P. Lovecraft[/url]

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Cowboy Kid: ((hi

: ((hi mv

Vale: ((hi mv

Vaati: ((hi

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai mv))

Vaporeon: (( hi mv

Vaati: ((im gonna say a thing quick: get rekt iago your shit plans were your fault for actually doing them dont blame the kingbon everything

Vaati: ((i just beat chapter 26 of fates that is all

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Chiaki Nanami: ((Hey so

Vaati: ((hi slarv

Chiaki Nanami: ((Someone's deciding to be a fucking cock and eat all my wifi

Vaati: ((rip

Vale: ((aw

Chiaki Nanami: ((And I accidentally died or almost died in the spider spawner

: ((Rip))

Vale: ((rip

Chiaki Nanami: ((So if someone could go there and make it not dangerous

Chiaki Nanami: ((That would be cool

CryingEevee OOC: ((you said rip as i lost a round))

Chiaki Nanami: ((Since I had all our iron

Cowboy Kid: ((spawner coords?

Chiaki Nanami: ((I can't use f1 for some dumb reason so idk

Chiaki Nanami: ((Bread's been there

Cowboy Kid: ((booting up mc rn

Chiaki Nanami: ((There's water for some reason, I think I accidentally placed it one of the 5 times I got kicked for lagging

Chara_Dreemurr: -She has been leaning herself on Chiaki, kinda falling a sleep a bit.-

Chiaki Nanami: ((I'm probably dead given the combat-log ban

Chiaki Nanami: ((So i have 5 minutes before a few stacks of iron and gold disappear

CryingEevee OOC: ((in the ferrum region, i don't think pokemon are ever kept in pokeballs))

Chiaki Nanami: she's sleepy, she's always sleepy, but she keeps playing

Chara_Dreemurr: "...You.. You ever get tired?"

Chiaki Nanami: "Huh?"

Cowboy Kid: ((well i have no idea where they are so....

Vaati: warps in.

Chiaki Nanami: ((Bread pls help

Vale: ((almost enough people for my entrance to be gud

Chara_Dreemurr: "You seen tired..."

Vale: ((oh, also, for future reference, final corridor is fucked

Chiaki Nanami: "I am"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Why don't you rest?"

Vaati: Of course he looks like a Hot Topic goth. He's in a fucking corset, almost as if trying to emphasize he has no organs except a long intestinal tube in the back of his abdomen. And, ya know, long sleeves, high heeled boots, skinny jeans, studded accesories.

Vaporeon: (( Necular will be some sort of confusing human-dragon hybrid

Chiaki Nanami: "Dunno"

Cowboy Kid: ((do ./back to get ur stuff

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Cowboy Kid: ((it takes you to death point

Vaporeon: Vaporeon slides right on in.

Vaati: ...Hello.

Vaporeon: (( http://img01.deviantart.net/4499/i/2007/225/0/6/dragonoid_by_yue_iceseal.jpg

Vaporeon: (( something like this i guess

CryingEevee OOC: ((those freakin ANTLERS though))

Vaporeon: (( wait that's the wrong picture

Vale: ((gg

Chara_Dreemurr: "...You should sometime."

Vaporeon: (( ok not a dragon

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Vaati: ((yo

: ((hi chime

Vale: ((hi chime

CryingEevee OOC: ((you know what i hate about pokken? THE ADVISOR WHEN SHE TALKS ABOUT HOW BAD YOU LOSE BATTLES! LIKE SHUT UP YOU'RE NOT HELPING!))

Gaster: ((the advisor lady reminds me of a huniepop character for some reason

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i know i can turn off her voice acting but SHE'S STILL THERE IN TEXT FORM))

Vale: ((Who the fuck is marty mcfly

Vaati: ((hes from back to the future

Vale: ((oh okay, ty

Gaster: ((I beat the floran mission in singleplayer today

Gaster: ((and then i went to a hyotl city

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: ((Holy shit))

Vale: ((i haven't made story progress but i do have more weaponry and a spacesuit set

Vale: ((better sniper, and a shotgun

: ((This rain flooded the street so much))

CryingEevee OOC: ((and you wanna know something? i play lucario because of course i do. and the adviser will sometimes say "they really made you their punching bag"))

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Gaster: ((I stole another music box but threw it away to make more room

Vale: ((lolrip

Gaster: ((i also got nice armor

Vale: ((you're playing auron

Chara_Dreemurr: -She is effectively snuggling Chiaki at this point./

Vaati: ...

Chiaki Nanami: "Ok.."

CryingEevee OOC: ((auron was never human at all /s))

Chiaki Nanami: she pauses the game

Gaster: walks in, his wings kind of... drooped. "Boy, what a work out."

Chiaki Nanami: and now she's asleep

Vaati: Oh, hello.

Vaporeon: (( when bio [i]does[/i] shit http://i.imgur.com/hKzBSzz.png

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh yeah, gaster is still dragonlike and fire-breathing))

Vaati: Are you well?

Chara_Dreemurr: -She holds onto Chiaki, still confused on how she feels a bit.-

Vale: ((well, time for new character

Gaster: Yeah. Flying really takes it out of you.

Vaati: Ah, yes. I understand.

Vaporeon: (( Trying to decide what Necular should be. still.

Chiaki Nanami: ((I hope I am doing best girl justice

Vaporeon: (( maybe like a

Vaati: ((you are

Vaporeon: (( a succdemon?

Vaporeon: (( or a

?: - The anydoor opens in a puff of smoke. You can't quite see who is there through the smoke. -

Vaati: is, btw, wearing a corset that looks super painful. His waist is as thin as his neck in this.

Vaati: ...

Vaporeon: (( hmmmmmmmmMMM[u][i]mmmmmmmmmm[/i][/u][sub]mmmmmmm[sup]mmmm[/sup][/sub]mmm

Vaati: Er. Hello?

Vaporeon: how to introduce a character: don't show who the fuck they are at first

?: - The smoke begins to clear and...! -

Vale: - gotta reload just a sec -

Chara_Dreemurr: "..."

Vaporeon: (( WTF

Vaporeon: (( OH SHIT

Vaporeon: (( THIS IS FUCKED UP

Vaporeon: (( IS SUNNY TRYING TO

Vaporeon: (( NO

Vale: ((fuck i messed shit up

Vale: ((with my replacements

: ((SCREENSHOT OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN))

Vaporeon: (( THIS IS BORDERLINE RULE 2

Vaporeon: (( http://i.imgur.com/BRvIchh.png

Vaati: ((not looking

Chiaki Nanami: ((THAT IS STRAIGHT UP RULE 2

Vaporeon: (( Yeah MV dont look

: (("Embodiment of happiness."))

Vaporeon: (( BECAUSE OF A FUCKING SHIP

?: - Actually, there's more smoke. It's also dust. You hear fighting and the anydoor closes. -

Gaster: ((he's done this before

Vale: ((ARE YOU

Vale: ((FUCKING.

Vale: ((SERIOUS.

Vaati: ((ough

Vale: ((FUCKING.

Vale: ((BIO.

Vale: ((Nevermind. I'm just gonna fix the shit I was gonna fix.

CryingEevee OOC: ((anyway make necular something like this http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/5/5a/2ign6n7.png/revision/latest?cb=20160616180457 ))

Vaporeon: (( OH HELL YEAH

Vaporeon: (( what [i]is[/i] that tho

Gaster: ((is that a digimon

CryingEevee OOC: ((galaxy-eyes tachyon dragon))

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's a yugioh monster))

Vaporeon: (( [url=http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/yugioh/images/0/03/Number107GalaxyEyesTachyonDragon-MP14-EN-UR-1E.png/revision/latest?cb=20140904212615]this[/url]?

CryingEevee OOC: ((yes))

Vaporeon: (( honestly i don't know much about yugioh

Vaporeon: (( the damn thing just looks very aesthetically pleasing

Vale: ((k back, shit is fixed

Vaati: recap on this fuckr's Hot Topic outfit of the day: Of course he looks like a Hot Topic goth. He's in a fucking corset, almost as if trying to emphasize he has no organs except a long intestinal tube in the back of his abdomen. And, ya know, long sleeves, high heeled boots, skinny jeans, studded accesories.

Vale: ((i now realize i don't remember much about what the character is from

CryingEevee OOC: ((yugioh can have some REALLY cool art at times))

Vale: ((cri

Vaporeon: (( I guess the appearance would be based off of that

Gaster: is wearing sort of old clothes. It's a jurassic park t-shirt with holes cut in the back and a nice pair of slacks.

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Vaporeon: (( Ok these fucks godmodded it out of happening

Vaati: So.

Vaati: How are the wings working with you?

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Vale: ((i can't click the enter button, i have everything ready but at the same time i don't remember much, or how i should do this

Necular: Necular test run 1.

Chiaki Nanami: ((WOW

Chiaki Nanami: ((WOW

Vale: ((?

Necular: (( IKR

Chiaki Nanami: ((WOW

Vale: ((i'm just happy it didn't happen

Gaster: ((one the one hand i'm relieved

Necular: Something like a fucking galaxy eyes tachyon dragon walks into the bar.

Gaster: ((on the other hand it feels like no good drama happens there

Necular: But, you know, not one.

Chiaki Nanami: ((http://imgur.com/a/v3SQY

Necular: A E S T H I C

Vaati: ...Hello.

Chiaki Nanami: ((THIS

Necular: (( IKR

Necular: "....Hi." Necular's speech sounds distorted and muffled as hell, but what he's saying can barely be made out.

CryingEevee OOC: ((i still have the compulsion to do something yugioh related in rp))

Necular: (( another youtube channel I will use to post shit for /r/undertale discord without revealing my username https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCExxhYfJqzeVnCjddf_r7Ww?guided_help_flow=3

Necular: (( 100000000000000000% aesthetics

Chiaki Nanami: ((I'M

Chiaki Nanami: ((LIFE

Chiaki Nanami: ((I'M LIFE

Necular: (( ....I'm Life!

Vaati: ...So, er. Introduction. I am Vaati.

Gaster: ((wow i'm just waiting for bio to come back here

: ((Fucking))

: ((Bio))

Gaster: ((he's gonna get mocked to hell and back

Vale: ((he won't and i'm glad

Vaati: ((how about no

Vale: ((this also means we can meme about bio

Vale: ((bio cosby

: ((Bio? More like BiNO))

Vaati: ((^

Vale: ((albino?

Cowboy Kid: ((bio would have our heads on a stick if he found about us trash talking him

DamnDude: (( The thing about that is Bio Cosby isn't even funny anymore, but I got annoyed that he couldn't take any mention of bill before him being so self centered to take it as a Bio Cosby mention ))

: ((CK))

: ((Like Bio can even reach our heads))

Necular: (( Bio can't do shit to us

Vale: ((we'll have bio's head, not the other way around

Vale: ((and yeah bio cosby isn't funny

Vale: ((but ech

Chiaki Nanami: ((I love how with shoe i can basically just make ooc comments

Chiaki Nanami: is sleeping sound

Chiaki Nanami: very sound

Vale: ((i should've researched or replayed this game, i did not think this through

Necular: "...Necular."

Vaati: looks to the sleeping best dr waifu. "Hm. I do not recognize them."

Vaati: It is nice to meet you.

Necular: "Yeah, sure, nice to meet you too."

Gaster: "She came in last night and started fangirling over us."

Necular: "You got any...uh...shit, what is it..."

Vaati: Okay?

Vaati: ...

Necular: "That weird shit that looks like semen. Horchata?"

Vaati: ...I know nothing of that sort.

Necular: "Well, fuck."

Vaati: I apologize.

Gaster: "Wait, Horchata looks like semen?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "...Must have been really tired..."

Necular: "...Some nerd Francisco said it does."

Vaati: Mmh.

Chara_Dreemurr: -She stays snuggled.-

Necular: (( OMG

Necular: (( IS SUNNY DOING THIS

Necular: (( TO SHOE

Vale: ((what

: ((What))

Necular: (( http://i.imgur.com/VXpcSOT.png

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Vaati: warps to the couch, sitting somewhat near Chiaki and Chara, but not super close.

Vaati: ((yo

: ((Aye

Vale: ((wow

Vale: ((also hi

Cowboy Kid: ((hi

Chiaki Nanami: ((Sunny

Chiaki Nanami: ((Used someone else's character

Chiaki Nanami: ((To attack shoe

Cowboy Kid: ((wow

Vale: ((bio in a nutshell

Vale: ((no, but he does do that

: ((Miyu fuckin' died today and it was hilarious))

: ((Tht RP just wants to extend the rp))

Vaati: ((wait what

Gaster: ((call bio the fuck out slarv

Gaster: ((drag 'em boy

: ((I brought Miyu over there))

Vaati: ((oh

: ((THey threw her into a fucking pit of lava within 15 minutes.))

Chiaki Nanami: ((I'm free to do whatever the fuck I want with shoe now

Chiaki Nanami: ((He's A: Absolutely Immortal

Necular: (( >a fridge is suddenly launched at shoe

Chiaki Nanami: ((And B: Basically whatever I want to say, he can say

Cowboy Kid: ((thats cold

Vaati: ((CK THAT PUN WAS SHITTY OH MY GOD i love it

Vale: ((damn

Vale: ((quick clipboards

: (( Auron the lucario: *grabs the shaft with both hands, but then... hesitates.* D-Darkrai s-senpai~.."

: ((Shit

: ((Mine breaks r2)

Vaati: (( I'm the Scatman Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub (I'm the Scatman) Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Everybody stutters one way or the other So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold you back If the Scatman can do it, so can you Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters But doesn't ever stutter when he sings But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now That the stutter and the scat is the same thing to you I'm the Scatman Where's the Scatman? I'm the Scatman Why should we be pleasin' in the politician heathens Who would try to change the seasons if they could? The state of the condition insults my intuitions And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood Everybody stutters one way or the other So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold you back If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you I'm the Scatman Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Yeah, I'm the Scatman Where's the Scatman? I'm the Scatman, repeat after me It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody I'm the Scatman, sing along with me It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody Yeah, I'm the Scatman Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda I'm the Scatman Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Everybody stutters one way or the other So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold you back If the Scatman can do it, so can you I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of scat Well, I'm the professor and all I can tell you is While you're still sleepin', the saints are still weepin' 'cause Things you call dead haven't had the chance to be born I'm the Scatman Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Yeah, I'm the Scatman! Where's the Scatman? I'm the Scatman, repeat after me It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody I'm the Scatman, sing along with me It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody Yeah! I'm the Scatman! Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub (I'm the Scatman) Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Yeah, I'm the Scatman Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda I'm the Scatman Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda (Yeah, I'm the Scatman) Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope (Sing along with me) Bop ba bodda bope (It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody) Be bop ba bodda bope

: ((That was a joke

Vale: ((WOW

Necular: (( Mine is basically fucking sagexrelic

: z((SOrry, can't do mine, it's got rule 2.))

Vale: ((mv wins everything

DamnDude: (( 4101-0000-027B-4A1E ))

DamnDude: (( mines a Mario Maker code ))

Vaati: ((thats fine laharl

Chiaki Nanami: ((http://imgur.com/a/v3SQY

Gaster: ((http://prntscr.com/c0y4w1

CryingEevee OOC: http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/5/5a/2ign6n7.png/revision/latest?cb=20160616180457

Necular: (( i can't post mine

CryingEevee OOC: ((that be my clipboard))

Vaati: ((im not looking at any imgur things

Necular: (( oh wait my clipboard isn't sagexrelic

Necular: (( http://i.imgur.com/RzWKofe.png

Vaati: ((however, chimera has my Aesthetic in that pic

Necular: (( theres no rule 2 or anything in mine srsly

Vaati: ((also im gonna go watch steven universe in a lil bit

Chiaki Nanami: ((Look at mine

Vale: ((alright

Chiaki Nanami: ((It's great

Necular: (( rather a test image to make sure that sharex wasn't fucking dead

: ((So

Vaati: ((i'm life

: ((We doin' arc early or later?))

Vaati: ((im gonna watch su, see ya later

DamnDude: (( Probably after they disappear to watch su ))

DamnDude: (( And they come back ))

: ((WOnderful timing, really.))

Vale: ((bye mv

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: ((Wonderful timing really, could be better. - Titania ANdersen, upon catching the PC reading her diary.))

Chiaki Nanami: ((I can do mine

: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [Nobody].

Chiaki Nanami: ((Wanna start?

Nobody: ((Up to you))

: ((MV isn't here

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DamnDude: (( MV isn't here and chime might leave to watch as well, ))

Chiaki Nanami: ((K

: ((Right

Chiaki Nanami: ((Watch your weeb cartoons

DamnDude: (( It's only like 15 mins to a half hour, so we might as well wait ))

Chiaki Nanami: ((I'll start in a bit

Nobody: ((Alright))

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Nobody: ((Quick, make a SLARC SMash mouth spinoff))

Nobody: ((someBODY once told me that Shoe was a big phony))

Vale: ((What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Chara_Dreemurr: "..."

Cowboy Kid: ((beautiful

CryingEevee OOC: ((i now have an idea for a character based on yugioh cards. how i can actually give them character? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯))

Nobody: ((This is why nobody fucking likes you))

DamnDude: (( I'm just waiting on dinner real quick, which I'll only be out five minutes for that ))

Vale: ((aw

Nobody: "..."

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Nobody: "So."

DamnDude: (( Well, someone's giving lip to CK for not RPing there and him just watching even if he makes an occasional comment ))

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Vale: ((rip ck

Cowboy Kid: ((imma use meme magic to fix this

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Vale: ((if they say something about you

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Vale: ((use the copypasta

.: ((color test))

: ((Yes))

: ((That is a color))

: ((Test successful))

.: ((is this an okay color? like, in general?

DamnDude: (( [color=white]Color Test[/color] ))

Vale: ((yeh

DamnDude: (( Is that a color ))

Vale: ((depends on personality

CryingEevee OOC: ((hmm... no. white isn't color))

: (( Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow [Chorus:] Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is getting pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire. How about yours? That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored. [Chorus 2x] Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas I need to get myself away from this place I said yep, what a concept I could use a little fuel myself And we could all use a little change Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow. [Chorus] And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold

CryingEevee OOC: ((Somebody once told me tha world is gizzonna R-to-tha-izzoll me I ain't tha sharpest too' 'n tha shed She was look'n kind of dizzle wit ha finga n ha thumb 'n tha sizzy of an "L" on ha foreheezee Wiznell, tha yizzay start com'n n they don't stizzay mobbin' Fed ta tha rules n I hit tha ground runn'n Didn't make S-to-tha-izzense not to live fo` fun Yo' brain gets smart but yo' heezee gets dumb So miznuch ta do, so much ta see So what wrong wit takizzle tha back streets? You'll neva know if you don't go You'll neva shine if you don't glow [Chorus:] Hey, now, yoe an All Star, git yo' game on, go play Hizney, now, yoe a Rock Star, git tha show on, git paid N all that glitta be gold Only shoot'n stizzars break tha mizzy It a cool place n they say it gets motherfucka Yoe bundled up niznow wiznait 'til you get nigga But tha meteor men beg ta diffa Judg'n by tha hole 'n tha satellite pictizzle Tha ice we skate be gett'n pretty thin The wata gettizzle warm so yizzou miznight as well swizzim Mah world on fizzay ya dig? How about yours? That the way I like it n I'll drug deala git bored. [Chorus 2x] Somebody once asked could I spare some change fo` gas I nee' ta git myself away frizzom dis place I said yep, whizzle a concept I could uze a shawty fuel M-Y-S-to-tha-izzelf N we could aizzy uze a shawty chiznange Well, tha years start com'n n thizney don't S-T-to-tha-izzop com'n Fizzed ta tha rulizzles n I hit tha ground runn'n Didn't make senze not ta live fo` fun Yo' B-R-to-tha-izzain gets sizzy but yo' heezee gets dumb So much ta do so much ta sizzay So what wrong wit ho-slappin' tha back streets You'll neva know if you don't go You'll neva shine if you don't glow. [Chorus] N all that glitta be gold only crack-a-lackin` sizzy break tha mold))

Vale: ((is it copypasta day

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Nobody: "..."

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.: ((this character will (at this point in it's idea at least) will be a kind of malfunctioning robot kinda.

Vale: ((Fushigi da ne ima no kimochi Sora kara futte kita mitai Tokubetsu na kisetsu no iro ga tokimeki o miseru yo Hajimete deatta toki kara Yokan ni sawagu kokoro no Melody Tomerarenai tomaranai na-ze Todokete Setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka "Snow halation" Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu ni kuyashii kedo sukitte junjou Binetsu no naka tameratte mo dame da ne Tobikomu yuuki ni sansei mamonaku Start!! Oto mo naku kehai mo naku Shizuka ni unmei wa kawaru Korekara no mirai ni mune no kodou ga hayaku naru Tatoeba komatta toki ni wa Sugu kaketsukete dakishimetakute Doko ni ite mo dokodemo Fly high Isoide Itsunomanika ookiku narisugita "True emotion" Yume dake miteru you ja tsurai yo Koibito wa kimitte iitai Yasashii me ga tomadotteru iya da yo Kono mama ikki ni aijou azukete Please!! Todokete Setsunasa ni wa namae o tsukeyou ka "Snow halation" Omoi ga kasanaru made matezu ni kuyashii kedo sukitte junjou Binetsu no naka tameratte mo dame da ne Tobikomu yuuki ni sansei mamonaku Start!!

Chiaki Nanami: ((Someone post the navy seal pasta

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Vale: ((i already did

Nobody: "Any good conversation topics?"

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Chiaki Nanami: ((my family is comprised of marines. I do not think they would take kindly to you using the military to threaten and intimidate someone especially over the internet. Not only that, but technically if reddit or whomever wanted to they could call the police right now because what you just said constitutes a death threat. I don't know who you are and I don't care too. However you would be wise to watch your words. This is friendly advice from a stranger. Two wrongs don't make a right and threatening someones life is against the law. I've taken the liberty of reporting you. Have a nice day.

Nobody: "..."

Vale: ((We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

CryingEevee OOC: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Co47RGbVIAA4r8y.jpg:large

Cowboy Kid: ((someones gonna get banned

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Vale: ((CE HOLY SHIT

Vale: ((I LOVE IT

: (( Putain que tu viens de dire putain de moi, petite salope ? Je vais vous faire connaître Je suis diplômé en haut de ma classe dans les Navy Seals , et je l'ai été impliqué dans de nombreux raids secrets sur Al- Quaeda , et j'ai plus de 300 tués confirmés . ... Je vais essuyer vous le baiser avec une précision ...

Cowboy Kid: ((adorable/10

: ((Also wow

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Nobody: ((Brb getting banhammer

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Vale: ((no pls

Vaati: (( I'm the Scatman Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub (I'm the Scatman) Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Everybody stutters one way or the other So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold you back If the Scatman can do it, so can you Everybody's sayin' that the Scatman stutters But doesn't ever stutter when he sings But what you don't know I'm gonna tell you right now That the stutter and the scat is the same thing to you I'm the Scatman Where's the Scatman? I'm the Scatman Why should we be pleasin' in the politician heathens Who would try to change the seasons if they could? The state of the condition insults my intuitions And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood Everybody stutters one way or the other So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold you back If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you I'm the Scatman Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Yeah, I'm the Scatman Where's the Scatman? I'm the Scatman, repeat after me It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody I'm the Scatman, sing along with me It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody Yeah, I'm the Scatman Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda I'm the Scatman Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Everybody stutters one way or the other So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, I don't let nothin' hold you back If the Scatman can do it, so can you I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of scat Well, I'm the professor and all I can tell you is While you're still sleepin', the saints are still weepin' 'cause Things you call dead haven't had the chance to be born I'm the Scatman Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Yeah, I'm the Scatman! Where's the Scatman? I'm the Scatman, repeat after me It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody I'm the Scatman, sing along with me It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody Yeah! I'm the Scatman! Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub (I'm the Scatman) Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub Yo da dub dub Yeah, I'm the Scatman Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda I'm the Scatman Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope Bop ba bodda bope Be bop ba bodda bope Bop ba bodda (Yeah, I'm the Scatman) Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope (Sing along with me) Bop ba bodda bope (It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody) Be bop ba bodda bope

Vale: ((gj

Cowboy Kid: ((inb4 autobanned for spam

Vaati: ((also that episode was far less emotionally draining than i expected

Vale: ((i don't think the size matters, just how often

Gaster: ((Well that episode didn't smash my heart to pieces

Vaati: ((scatman isnt soam

Vaati: ((*spam

Vale: ((long message = flood, a lot of messages = spam

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Cowboy Kid: ((somebody do the bee movie script then

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Vale: ((hmm

CryingEevee OOC: ((no))

CryingEevee OOC: ((das a bad))

Vale: ((it is?

: (( Fantasy, Persona series) I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day. I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100% When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer! I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond. Wish me luck in Japan!

: ((Lolno

CryingEevee OOC: ((bee movie script is far too long))

Vale: ((true maybe

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CryingEevee OOC: ((who be in the bar?))

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Vaati: ((vaati, gaster, chiaki, chara, barchar

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok gotcha))

Nobody: Excuse

Nobody: Nobody is here.

Vale: ((brb

Vaati: ((oh, didnt know that

Nobody: He's beating the tune of Healthy Dystopia.

: ((http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/077/379/DerpShadowDisappoint.png

Gaster: had been flying around his own timeline all day and night. Did he get any sleep? Nope.

CryingEevee OOC: ((wow. gizoogle turned "gaster" into "gangsta"))

Vaati: Another recap on his trash outfit: studded black corset that makes his waist as thin as his neck, long-sleeved black top, studded bracelets/belt, skinny jeans, studded high heel boots.

Cowboy Kid: ((W.D. Gangsta

Chiaki Nanami: ((God I love mocking people ic

Nobody: LOl hes just in a white hoodie, white jeans, and a ^_^ mask.

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Nobody: ((Now you know half of the fun of Miyu))

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Nobody: ((I can br spiteful as fuck!))

Nobody: ((Jk

Vaati: adjusts the tie on his ponytail.

Chara_Dreemurr: -Ahe has just been letting Miaki sleep.-

Nobody: He adjusts his mask, splotches of blood red can be seen for a bit every time he adjusts it.

Gaster: is wearing an old t-shirt with holes cut in the back.

Vaati: decides not to question this.

Gaster: -He did that far away from Mettaton.-

Vaati: ((mettaton would have made proper holes with seams

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Gaster: ((Gaster ran through the house when he was sleeping and went to go be a dragon

Vaati: ((nice

Gaster: ((to his credit, he doesn't know how long it will last

Nobody: ((How To Train Your Gaster

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.: ((it will last until maxwell comes to cancel it

Vaati: ((doesnt gaster have retractable sharp teeth

Gaster: ((yes

Gaster: ((but anyway, if metta hasn't seen him yet...

Vaati: ((oh boy

Nobody: Nobody looks around the bear with his iEyes.

Vaati: is on the couch.

.: the anydoor opens. a metal sphere thing is literally thrown into the bar! the anydoor slams shut afterward.

Vaati: ...

Vaati: Uh.

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Gaster: jumps back, suspicious.

Nobody: It pings off Nobody's mask, he falls out of his chair.,

: . [.] is now metal sphere [metal sphere].

Nobody: "Well that was rude."

Vaati: goes to help Nobody up.

metal sphere: rolls on the ground with it's remaining speed.

Nobody: Nobody takes the hel, his mask has kind of flung up over his head. Which is not a good thing, because his face is fucking mangled and generally unappealing.

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Vaati: sees this. "Your mask has lifted."

Vaati: ((hi honey

Gaster: inspects the sphere.

Smolster: (hi darling!)

Nobody: "...Righto." He says, Blinking. WHich is wierd as fuck when one of your eyes has been gouged out, and the other is slowly turning itself to the inside of your scalp.

Nobody: He pulls his mask back on.

: ((Laharl, how's Texas?

Vaati: ...Do you require any salves, in the case of an infection?

Nobody: ((Hell

: ((Do you feel like a cowboy yet?

Nobody: "No, it's been like that for a while."

metal sphere: is mostly round, with a circular piece of glass, or something similar at the front. and something at the bottom. ((can't describe the bottom really))

: ((CK: yee haw

Gaster: looks at the glass.

Vaati: Ah.

Cowboy Kid: ((yee haw

Cowboy Kid: ((cowboy kid is very quotable

Chara_Dreemurr: -SH would do stuff but she's occupied.-

: She*

metal sphere: *through the glass gaster can see the inner workings. this thing is obviously some kind of machine.

Chiaki Nanami: is leaning on crab in her sleep

: Crab

Nobody: Waiting for da slarc

Nobody: Hip doo dah

Chara_Dreemurr: -I mean, she's probably have no choice but to do that, considering Chara is practically doing a snuggle.-

metal sphere: has a dent in its side

Gaster: "Where did this come from?"

Vaati: goes to look at the sphere.

metal sphere: clearly isn't active... whatever it is.

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Vaati: taps the glass.

Chara_Dreemurr: "..."

Chiaki Nanami: if you wanna get ur characters in there, i'll start in 30 minutes or so

Gaster: considers taking it apart.

Azalea: -She rolls in on a wheelchair.-

Vaati: ((ok

Vaati: ..

Azalea: "...Hi."

Vaati: I will leave for the time beng.

Azalea: being

Vaati: warps out

: Beng*

: Vaati [Vaati] is now Schyroton [Schyroton].

metal sphere: isn't gonna do much while broken. ((yeah, didn't have much of a plan really))

Necular: (( http://i.imgur.com/py16Sxn.png So ends the big deal about "OH GOD MIMIC'S DEAD"

: ((Fuck dude))

Chiaki Nanami: ((I don't

Chiaki Nanami: ((Fucking get

Chiaki Nanami: ((Why people actually care if mimic dies

: ((by the way i don't rp any characters that often because i'm busy with my arc

Schyroton: enters, sees Azalea, and stops. "........"

Chiaki Nanami: ((Since she's established to respawn

: Chiaki Nanami [Chiaki Nanami] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Necular: (( "YOU MADE CALLE CRY"

: ((Now I have two ideas for characters to play there. Either a fucking asshole, or a very lovable nice kid. That then dies and there is to way to reverse it.))

Azalea: "..."

Fanta: is staying with Azalea

Schyroton: ......Iii'm sorrry.

Azalea: -She doesn't really make eye contact with anyone.-

Necular: (( The "cripple" is now being called Mr. Goat universally I see

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Nobody: ((Gonna watch the Danganronpa animation while we wait))

Vale: ((back

metal sphere: emits a small spark from inside it

Ed: -walks into the bar, taking a seat-

: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Ed [Ed].

Necular: (( These people can get very fucking edgy

Necular: (( http://i.imgur.com/xlzzh4l.png

Gaster: looks up, flexing his wings a little.

Schyroton: ...Hhi Gaster.

Azalea: "It's okay... It wasn't entirly your fault...

: ((Sunny

: ((Who is a kid

Ed: thinks for a moment, 'when the hell did skeleton man get wings'

Schyroton: ....

Vale: ((that is pure fuckin edge

: ((Apparently writes code in her spare time

metal sphere: ((iirc gaster also has scales on his face

Necular: (( Nothing wrong with that

Cowboy Kid: ((L33T H4X0R

Necular: (( It's just the way it's portrayed

: ((And is able to recognize it

: ((And understand it

Schyroton: Stiiill... I'm sorry for ththat.

Vale: ((also, remember that the child queen of happiness and embodiment of life says fuck

Necular: (( And the way she does it

Ed: shrugs it off, looking around to the rest of the people.

Azalea: "It's okay..."

Schyroton: ....Ththanks for... not hahating me becauuuse of my miststake.

Fellby: -The prostitute arrives. "Hey, Gaster. I... I'm liking the new look."

Vale: - Emb is live -

Azalea: "Yeah... But it's gonna cost you..."

Ed: 'There's the explosion prone kid, the reliance robot, the ideology creep, and some people I don't care about'

Necular: - Emb is arc girl -

Azalea: "...An arm and a leg."

Vale: - Emb is indeed arc girl -

Schyroton: Iii alreready paid ffor the biill-- oh my ggggod.

Nobody: "Hello!"

Azalea: -She smiles a bit, but that fades quickly.-

Ed: "Hello."

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Schyroton: can't help but laugh.

Syphon: enters. "Hey."

Azalea: -That causes her to smile a little longer.-

Schyroton: Glllad to see yoyou're mamaking the besst of it.

Ed: "Are you here to spout some more weird ideology, talk about how everything's out to get you, or a mix of both?"

Necular: (( BIO

Necular: (( IS

Necular: (( PMING ME

Azalea: "Yeah... I know I'm not gonna be happy normally anymore, but I don't care..."

Necular: (( ABOUT WHAT 88TOMATO MEANS

Azalea: "I'm still me."

Necular: (( 88TOMATO MEANS, CK, READ THIS

Necular: (( "AESTHETICALLY PLEASING SNAKEFUCKERS"

Schyroton: Ththat's ggood.

Syphon: Neither.

Cowboy Kid: ((wat

Ed: "I wasn't talking to you"

Syphon: Alright.

Azalea: "I know that you didn't mean for me to get hurt."

Ed: "I was talking to the nobody, who doesn't seem like talking right now"

Azalea: "So we can still be friends, right?"

Syphon: His name is Buddy.

Schyroton: Aaaalriright.

Schyroton: Thank yyou.

Fellby: -He lights a cigarette preemptively, wondering why he goes back to that hellhole.-

Azalea: "..."

Schyroton: is mostly going because he fights for his friends(frisk, azalea, fellby)

Necular: (( Okay

Ed: shrugs. "I always seem to get the names of people I care about the least."

Necular: (( The algorithm on how Swoodish is decoded

Nobody: ((Calling it now))

Nobody: ((Barely 10 mins into this))

Nobody: ((It's fucking Junko))

Azalea: -She rolls over to Scyro, and h=gives a one armed hug. Well, more of a one arm lean, but still.-

Necular: (( DD, will you ever run the Ed test on /r/Undertale discord

metal sphere: ((how long until people leave for slarc?))

Nobody: "Maybe I'm just here to have fun." He says, clasping his hands together.

Syphon: Well, there's the name of another person I assume you don't care about. - He takes a seat. -

Schyroton: hugs back.

Syphon: What fun?

Ed: (( Maybe, Maybe not ))

: I don't play Frisk that often and only in the Slarc because I'm working on a lot of shit for my arc

: jsyk

Syphon: ((alright

Schyroton: ((thats fine

Azalea: -She unhugs.-

Schyroton: Iif there's ananything ellse I can do to hehelp, let mee know.

Schyroton: also unhugs.

Azalea: "Just be my friend. That's enough."

Ed: "If you were here to have fun, I'm sure you wouldn't just be watching everyone and staying silent."

Schyroton: nods, giving a smile.

Nobody: "Well, what else can I do?"

Syphon: Talk?

Ed: "That's not my job, Buddy"

Ed: (( brb ))

Syphon: ((alright

Nobody: "I talk and I talk and I talk and I talk and I talk and I talk and I talk and I tlk and I talk and I talk and I talk."

Nobody: "BUt talking eventually does get quite boring."

Syphon: Then do whatever you consider fun.

Gaster: looks at Schyro. "So, um... you're going back in there."

Syphon: If sitting silently isn't fun, and you're looking for fun, then don't sit silently.

Schyroton: stands up.

Schyroton: Yyes.

Cowboy Kid: ((they think the fake language has meaning

Syphon: ((this progressive commercial's beginning sounds like beginning of pepper steak slowed down

Schyroton: goes to Gaster.

Gaster: "I won't stop you if you really want to go, but... please be careful, alright?"

Cowboy Kid: ((link?

Syphon: ((just a sec

Schyroton: Iii wiwill.

Gaster: ((i'm watching the pokemon movie

Schyroton: bends down, hugging Gaster. "Ddon't worry too much abbout me."

Gaster: "I... I don't know what I'd do if you came back... like her..."

Schyroton: kisses Gaster on the forehead.

Schyroton: Iii can be rebubuilt.

: ((Hella fucking dies again

: ((Gaster: shit!

Gaster: "Only certain parts of you can be rebult."

Azalea: -Is gaster referencing her.-

Gaster: -yes-

Schyroton: Momost of me ccan.

Azalea: -Welp.-

Syphon: ((oh it's gost busters

Syphon: ((nvm

: ((Gost Busters))

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Syphon: ((gost buster sword

Fanta: ((10 minutes

Fanta: she's stull staying by azalea

Schyroton: Donn't stress over me. Iii've hahad worse.

Gaster: ...

Gaster: "I won't stop worrying about you."

Nobody: ((SLarv

Nobody: ((Watching this episode of the animation of DR))

Schyroton: Ii understand.

Nobody: ((I'm already fucking convinced its Junko))

Schyroton: Ii'm not gogoing to get hhurt too badlyy.

Fanta: ((Is it Danganronpa The Animation or Depair arc

metal sphere: ((i remembered, i actually have something i need to do tomorrow. hopefully i'll be able to be here in time for pmd though))

Fanta: ((Because DR the animation sucks

Nobody: ((The Animation))

Nobody: ((I'm not spotting a Chiaki anywhere

Azalea: -She grabs Fanta's arm, and beckons to be put on the couch.-

Fanta: ((She's not in the animation

: ((Also Laharl Ela got fucking killed

: ((By the party

Fanta: ((DR the animation is a thing for game 1

: ((Rest in piss

Gaster: ((oh btw on friday i have work

Fanta: ((Chiaki is in game 2

Schyroton: ((sterling had no part in this

: ((ok

Schyroton: ((ok

Fanta: ((There's no animation for game 2, because the animation for 1 was so bad

Fanta: sits her down gently on the couch

Gaster: ((i have to be up by five sooooo

Fanta: ((Okie

Gaster: ((i won't be staying up late

Nobody: ((But it's totally fucking Junko))

Schyroton: ((ok

Nobody: ((Like this is pitifully fucking obvious))

Fanta: ((How do u know that for sure bby?

Nobody: ((LOOK AT HER))

Nobody: ((IT"S FUCKING JUNKO))

: ((OH NO

Azalea: "Thank you."

: ((SUNNY IS DOING TV!FRISK

Syphon: ((...you mean like

: ((OH GOD))

Fanta: ((WHAT

Syphon: ((sex

Syphon: ((ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

Cowboy Kid: ((what

Fanta: ((http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/danganronpa/images/8/8e/Ikusaba_as_junko.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150413181241 this is suspicious?

: ((YES

Syphon: ((I CAN'T EVEN

: ((I'M SERIOUS

Schyroton: ((uh

TVTale!Asriel: ((I still have this bind because Bio was doing TVTale and I felt bad that literally no one wanted to))

Syphon: ((I CAN'T EXPRESS MY RAGE

Schyroton: ((look at the url, slarv

Syphon: ((AT HOW MUCH I FUCKIN HATE IO

Syphon: ((BIO

Fanta: ((TVtale is why i stopped playin garth

: (( TV!Frisk waves, as the show starts.

Nobody: ((Wtf is TVTale

Cowboy Kid: ((call them out

Fanta: ((WHY THE FUCK DID THEY PUT THAT IN THE URL

: ((TVTale was made by Bio

: ((It was a

Syphon: ((failure

: (('Mature' TV show

: ((With sex and shit

: ((And uh

Nobody: ((So

: ((It was shit

Nobody: ((Was I fuckin' right?))

Cowboy Kid: ((oh

Fanta: ((It was a 'funny' concept

Cowboy Kid: ((oh no

: ((Funny))

Syphon: ((i just

Gaster: ((funny if you were bio

: ((Joke))

Syphon: ((fuck bio

Fanta: ((It's hip

: ((Don't fuck Bio))

Nobody: ((THERES THIS ONE GIRL))

Nobody: ((ON THE SHOW))

Syphon: ((yeah don't fuck bio

: ((That's what Bio wants))

Nobody: ((WHO EVERY TIME I LOOK AT HER

Syphon: ((i can confirm DO NOT fuck bio

Nobody: ((SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE'S FAPPING

Fanta: ((That's toko

Syphon: ((if bio was this bad during the temmii and joz thing i would have backed out

Fanta: ((Definitely toko

Fanta: ((What does she look like

Gaster: ((oh shit it's kidgue http://prntscr.com/c1bwb8

Nobody: ((IT'S THE 'He's Looking at me!' Girl))

Fanta: ((Yep, toko

: ((SomeoNE ELSE IS RPING TV CHARA

: (("TV!Chara: "Great, this again? I swear to God my break was longer...""

Nobody: ((RP TV!Lesser Dog))

Kidgue: ((oh shit waddup?))

Fanta: ((It's debatable that she actually is always fapping

Schyroton: ((thats tōko or touko you butt

Fanta: ((I mean it's possible

Syphon: ((todokete?

Fanta: ((She was just toko in the game you fuck

Nobody: ((So did I fucking guess right

Syphon: ((how do i stop eating my hair

Schyroton: ((FUKAWA TŌKOKETE

Schyroton: ((its tōko

Nobody: ((Is JUnko right

Nobody: ((Did I fucking call it in 10 mintues

Schyroton: ((who the fuck else

Fanta: ((Keep watching

Nobody: ((Naaaah))

Nobody: ((Think i'm gonna just))

Syphon: ((it's frisky

Nobody: ((CUt ahead to dr2))

Fanta: ((Do you wanna see chiaki or something

: ((What

Nobody: ((Actually yeah))

: ((What did I do

Syphon: ((what

Fanta: ((Because she's in the Despair Arc of Dr3