Hywel: "She no longer remembers what happened."

Nobody: ((Is that what happened in the Slarc?))

: ((To Azalea, yes))

Nobody: ((10/10))

: ((We played bootleg KTANE and then Azalea got blown up))

: ((Slarv made a bullshit minigame 3:00 AM in the morning

Nobody: ((Alright

Nobody: ((I heard

: ((Prolly would have lost even if it was earlier. It was hard. Really hard))

Barchar: holy shit dude that is a fucking ridiculous consequence for this fucking experience minigame

: ((Like

: ((Well, the other option was "Azalea dies and then remembers all of the dying experience."))

: ((Try doing that 3:00 AM after getting a night of 0 hours of sleep

Nobody: ((Lets not circlejerk about it))

Nobody: ((I already heard of the fucking minigame

: ((I'm not

: ((I didn't do shit

Nobody: ((I just asked if it happened during Slarc.))

: ((It did.

Nobody: ((Okay, thank you

Nobody: ((I'm about to fucking pass out ngl

Hywel: "Next time anything like that happens, you don't let Azalea do something like that."

Nobody: ((But I gotta stay up to give Texas the maximum middle finger

Schyroton: 's eyes widen. He covers his mouth, in shock. "Oh mmmy god. I... Iiii had no idededea... If ththere's annything I cacan do to hhelp, lilike ppayingg the mediical bills or sommethiing, lelet me knnow. If Iii had knknown that wwould hhappen I wwould have gogone in mmyself."

: ((Get some fucking water

Gaster: ((Dude, don't stay up for us

: ((Or go to sleep

Nobody: ((No, i'm not staying up for you, i'm, staying up so I don't have to wake up at 4))

Schyroton: ((take care of yourself laharl

Nobody: ((And spend the entire morning doing jack shit in FUCKING TEXAS

Hywel: "Medical bills are fine. The worse part is the fact that she's going to have issues being happy now. Literally. She's also going to have minor short term memory loss."

Nobody: ((And my left arm has so mant fucking mosquito bites))

Nobody: ((That i'm starting to rival Miyu in arm pain

Hywel: "Bear with her, we're going to find a therapist to help, but were unsure what that will yield."

Schyroton: ...Aalriright...

Nobody: "..."

: ((Cool

Nobody: Nobody is very sad at the situation this has devolved into.

Hywel: "Thank you for your time. We're lucky she didn't die."

Hywel: -He exits, and closes the door behind him.-

Schyroton: ...Tetell hher I'm ssorry.

Chara_Dreemurr: "...Well that was a shit show."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Hey, who wants to play Yahtzee?"

Nobody: He kinda, winces a bit at the curse word. "Language..."

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Schyroton: ((why have 2/3 of the mettatons that i play ended up seriously hurting young children on accudent

Chara_Dreemurr: "Oh grow up."

: ((Cause))

: ((I dunno))

Nobody: "What? If you curse too much on camera y-oh right."

Nobody: "Sorry, different timeline, still, curse words are kinda harsh?"

Barchar: "Nah."

Gaster: ((it's the mettaton harms young children clause

Barchar: "We throw fucks around like confetti."

Nobody: "..."

Schyroton: ((prismaton did it on purpose

Jeska or Jekon: (yo

Schyroton: ((yo

: ((Sup Yaz))

Bondertale: we see to have some want for mettaton to hurt children

Nobody: He's such a fucking goodie two-shoes that he is literally cringing at curse words.

Chalor: Heh

Frism: she knows that feel bro

Schyroton: sits on one end of the couch and sighs.

Chalor: Somewhere, she's annoying Frism about Discoton.

Frism: even if it's only one or two for her

Frism: prismaton*

Chalor: Where that somewhere is is up to Flame.

Frism: discoton is somewhere else

Nobody: SOrry

Frism: eh if you wanna play 'em that's cool. In she comes.

Nobody: I get the fucking mettatons confused.

Chalor: Up to you.

★Prismaton★: -death by glamor playing in the distance-

Jeska or Jekon: (gonna see thw real gundam today and go to the largest aecade in japan today

Frism: colour* :)

Schyroton: ((nice

Viridi: -She walks in, actually not looking misrable.-

Frism: anyway yeah, here's the cinnamon roll. "Hi, everyone!"

Chalor: <...Huh, thought for a second we didn't just walk back in here. Good times.>

Nobody: "Hello!"

Schyroton: ...Hhhi.

Nobody: I need to fucking change these colors.

Viridi: "Hi."

Barchar: <*she shrugs*>

Frism: oops

Frism: "Hi, Ms. Viridi!

Schyroton: seems... tense.

Steve the Bear: -is likely following viridi

Nobody: Is avoiding the shit out of this bear.

The crew: hot diggidy damn we gettin' all the folks in here.

Viridi: "Good news, all the humans are safe, and I actually feel good about doing it."

Schyroton: Gggood jojob.

Barchar: gives her a thumbs up

Chalor:

Five: "Greeting. Hello, I'm here."

Nobody: "...Thats nice."

Five: "Addendum. As are my compatriots."

Viridi: "So, I feel like a good goddess now."

Frism: shit does frism and 5C have the same color

Viridi: "...Oh god I feel like palutena."

Five: side-by-side

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Barchar: no not the exact same

Nobody: "Thats nice, people should feel good."

Barchar: "He who fights monsters. Or, as the case may be, the opposite of monsters."

Schyroton: Yyeah.

Nobody: Differentiate somehow.

Nobody: "...?" He's a little confused at the whole 'he who fights monsters'

Nobody: "I just learned monsters were good, so why are we fighting them?"

Schyroton: ....

Barchar: "It's just...just a quote."

Nobody: "...Oh."

Barchar: "It's not about the species, it's about the concept."

Nobody: He adjusts his mask, looking down awkwardly.

Chalor:

Barchar: oh i didn't realize the abyss gazing and the he who fights mosnters quotes were actually one quote

Nobody: "...So why would you put monsters in the quote in the first place if they weren't that bad?"

Barchar: "It's not my quote."

Barchar: "It's a quote by Nietzsche."

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Barchar: (i just ussed the fucking rap battle to remember how to spell Nietzsche's name)

Nobody: "Why would you use other people's stuff? Thats not nice." He says, totally sincere.

Barchar: "...THat's...not how quotes work."

Schyroton: Wewell. Tto quote ssomeone ellse isn't rurude.

Fanta: ((If any of you ever play 999, when you're gonna go down the elevator with june be sure to pick the "you've never been alone with a man before" option

Nobody: "Yes it is, misusing the liberties and words of an official is a crime punishable by death." He says.

Barchar: (uh okay)

Schyroton: ...Nnot here.

Barchar: "Here it's just saying a thing somebody else said."

Nobody: "..."

Nobody: "Why not get them to say it themselves?"

Barchar: "Because he's been dead for hundreds of years."

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Fanta: ((To hear a long, long conversation between june and junpei where june talks about how wet she'll get, then not last very long, and then go to heaven

Nobody: " I'm trying to figure out if there is something I need to figure out and then figure that out before it's too late and all hope is lost." Nobody says, looking away.

Barchar: "Well, a little over a hundred, anyway."

Nobody: Holy shit Nobody got so fucking derailed.

Fanta: ((This game is good

Barchar: "...WHat the hell does that mean."

Schyroton: ...

Nobody: "It means I don't understand quotes."

Barchar: "Fair enough."

Fanta: (("Well it.. doesn't go inside the man.. usually.."

Fanta: (("Yes it does"

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Fanta: (("Well, eventually it will. It's not like you have a choice..."

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Barchar: (what the fuck)

Fanta: ((June is talking about drowning, junpei is thinking about plowing june

Fanta: ((*talking

Nobody: "..."

Barchar: (I still don't understand at all)

Nobody: "So, why use a quote anyways?"

Nobody: "Can't you use it in your own words?"

Barchar: "Because it expresses a meaning much easier."

Nobody: I'm having a bit too much fun writing Nobody.

Fanta: ((The basement is flooded, and they're going into it

Barchar: "Why use a bike instead of just creating your own method of transportation?"

Nobody: "Okay, what does that quote you said earlier mean?"

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Barchar: "It means that somebody who goes against something can have a tendency to slowly become more similar to what he or she fights."

Nobody: "Why not say it like that?"

Nobody: "Instead of some random gibberish about fighting monsters only a few people from various timelines with that quote will get?"

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Barchar: "That took 20 words."

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Barchar: "As opposed to 4."

Nobody: "But you never had to fight a monster." He says.

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Barchar: "...What does that have to do with anything?"

Barchar: "And I can assure you I have/

Nobody: "Because in a world with monsters, maybe I would rather have 20 words than talking about fighting monsters in a world with monsters that are nice."

Frism: is just looking at Nobody like he's totally insane

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Chalor:

Barchar: "...It's just...it's just a quote. It's just a way of getting across an idea. It's not literally about monsters."

Chalor:

Nobody: "But you could confuse people because you're talking about fighting monsters."

Nobody: "Like you confused me earlier."

Nobody: ((CaU: Where Barchar and Nobody have a very confusing conversation about quotes))

Barchar: "Few people are going to be confused by it."

Nobody: "But what if a monster from some new timeline is confused by it, thinks your mean, and gets sad?"

CryingEevee OOC: ((existence))

Barchar: "Most monsters come from a timeline where Nietzsche existed.'

Barchar: (SERIOUSLY THOUGH THE FUCKING EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY IS HELPING ME REMEMBER HOW TO SPELL NIETZSCHE'S NAME JESUS)

Nobody: "But I didn't, surely theres some monsters that didn't know Niechel-whatever?"

Barchar: (It's learning it's all learning)

Nobody: "What if people get scares and think you fight monsters?"

Barchar: "You're not a monster, now are you?"

Nobody: "I don't know, whats your definition of a monster?"

Barchar: "You're referring to the species. You're not one of those. You're a human."

Nobody: "Because theres a double meaning, monsters as in the nice people and the bad humans."

Nobody: "Exactly! What if a monster thinks you're calling them a monster?"

Nobody: "And then that monster thinks its a monster."

Barchar: "Then that monster will get this same explanation and things will be smoothed over."

Nobody: "ANd it goes home to it's iEyes so it doesn't get shot down for being a monster?"

Barchar: "There aren't-iEyes are not normal."

Schyroton: ....Whwhat?

Nobody: "..."

Barchar: "There are no iEyes in most dimensions."

Gaster: ((so i've been thinking of a backstory for my floran

Barchar: (that's fun)

Chalor:

Gaster: ((so i've been looking at lore and stuff

Gaster: ((the glitch are the reason florans know how to read

Nobody: "Okay, what if it goes home to whatever people go home to...something abotu ice cream or something, and then can't ever be a monster again without knowing what it's like to monster?"

Nobody: ((When I get out of Texass))

Nobody: ((I'm gonna recruit you all into a starband))

Nobody: ((And we're gonna raid a server and play music for money and loot))

CryingEevee OOC: ((alright))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm down with being a bard))

Syphon: ((okay

Gaster: ((i hope you like darude sandstorm played on accordian

Nobody: ((Damn right))

Nobody: ((New characters, nothing but our instruments))

Barchar: "...I...what..."

Nobody: ((Try to work to high-level gear by being a music fighting machine))

Barchar: "That entire sentence was nonsense. Are you okay?"

Nobody: "I'm fine, but thats beside the point Miss Barchar. What makes a monster a monster besides being a nice monster?"

Barchar: "What?"

Nobody: ((When you're having a bit too much fun writing a character))

Nobody: "Nothing! Thats what."

Nobody: "And thats why you shouldn't be mean and fight monsters."

Barchar: "What the actual-"

Nobody: He nods, satisfied with himself.

Barchar: "..."

Barchar: lies down on the couch

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Schyroton: ......

Chalor: <...>

Barchar: "..."

Schyroton: Whhat.

Chax: "..."

Five: "..."

Quirsk: "...'

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Nobody: He takes a sip of his fruit juice through the mouth of his mask, a straw poked through.

The crew: have been here for this entire conversation

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Chax: "Strange person. He's confusing."

Nobody: "I am perfectly sane."

Five: "Agreeing. Agreed."

Nobody: "Why would I be confusing? I'm just stating my point."

Chax: "Confusing point. Confusing words. All confusing."

: ((Shit I cracked my phone

Nobody: He's saying all this in that fucking upbeat nice voice.

Chax: prowls up, sniffing Nobody. "Human smell." she confirmed to herself

Barchar: (ooh are you gonna play her chime?)

Xhampi: ((I am

Syphon: ((oh sweet

Barchar: (that'll be fun with Five)

Barchar: (if you're going with her having the really seductive personality and shit)

Nobody: ((RPing your starbounds I assume))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((meanwhile you have me, who doesn't want to play a starbound character))

Syphon: ((yes

The crew: yup

Syphon: ((i don't want to play starbound character either, it's k

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Xhampi: ((the only thing xhampi wants to see inserted is a knife inserted into flesh

Syphon: wakes up. "Huh?"

Barchar: that is the geneeral floran mindset i believe

Chara_Dreemurr: -She returns home because she's bored.-

CryingEevee OOC: ((i WOULD. but i have no idea what personality he'd have. or what name either, because the one i would play is the one i named after my username))

Chax: inspects Viridi as well. "Human smell. All humans. Strange."

Schyroton: ....

Nobody: The iEyes in his hoodie pockets zone in around him.

Syphon: ((how come i feel like i spam ooc but then i want to start rping and i don't know how to say shit

CryingEevee OOC: ((don't worry tri. i feel about the same))

Schyroton: tugs at his hair. 2G fall out.

Barchar: (no big deal)

Syphon: ((i mean, kinda a big deal

Viridi: "I'm not human."

Schyroton: ...Oh.

Syphon: ((i would love to rp but apparently i have no idea how

Five: sits next to Schyroton. "Greeting. Hello, Schyroton."

Viridi: "Don't even mistake me for human."

Chax: "...Human smell." she asserted, confused

Chalor:

Schyroton: Oh, uh, hhhelllo, Fiive.

Chalor:

Xhampi: ((hang on i'm gonna take a screenshot of xhampi

Frism:

Nobody: Nobody just sits there, innocently sipping the can of fruit juice.

Syphon: Hey. I remember your name is Nobody. ...Why?

Frism:

Barchar: "The person who named him is a dick."

Chalor:

Barchar: "Just call him buddy. Or Odysseus."

Frism:

Syphon: Okay, Buddy.

Nobody: "Hey, Nobody is a perfectly respectable name given by President Gardner."

Nobody: "It shows my exact status in my timeline, as a Nobody."

Syphon: No.

Syphon: ...

Syphon: Uh, I can't quite say no to that because I don't know you well.

Barchar: "That's not...that's not a good thing.'

Syphon: But it's not a respectable name.

Nobody: "I don't really care what you call me though, a name's a name."

Xhampi: ((alright, there she is http://prntscr.com/c00ild

Syphon: Okay, you're Buddy to me now,.

Nobody: FUCKING DOUCHEBAG KID JUST SHOT ME WITH A SUPER SOAKER

Syphon: - whoops -

Schyroton: Sstill. Iiiiiiit's about as rerespectable as... as bebeing namedddd "assholle".

Syphon: - ...wow -

Nobody: BRB GONNA KICK A SIX YEAR OLDS ASS AT WATERGUN WARS

Syphon: ((gl hf

Xhampi: ((HAVE FUN LAHARL

Nobody: ((Nvm his parents are right there

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Schyroton: ((murder

Syphon: ((rip

Nobody: ((I'm scared one of them looks like he has a fucking rifle

Nobody: ((Goddamn fucking texas

Xhampi: ((that's texas for you

Barchar: (what parent is gonna shoot you for having a watergun fight with their kid)

Nobody: ((A texan

Syphon: ((texan parents

Barchar: (cmon it's just innocent fun)

Barchar: (Heathens)

CryingEevee OOC: ((i am texas, can confirm))

Nobody: "Well it's a name! I'm just happy to have one."

Schyroton: ....

Syphon: Names should have meaning.

Barchar: "Or dipshit."

Nobody: His ^_^ mask slips a bit, he readjusts it.

Schyroton: clearly hesitated when stating his last sentence.

Nobody: Whatever's behind that, theres a lot of red.

Schyroton: Aaaa good meanning.

Syphon: Well, I guess what if you said about being a nobody is true, then it does have a meaning, but is that the meaning you want to show?

Barchar: (Nobody: "Can you maybe stop calling me dipshit?" Gardener: "Fucking fine, I'll call you Nobody, jesus.")

Nobody: "Well sure, if i'm Nobody, then I can jsut eb Nobody."

CryingEevee OOC: ((at some point i may bring my glitch in. or maxwell, whichever i want to bring in first))

Nobody: "Don't need to be Poppy, or Sunrise, or Land, or Somebody."

Schyroton: ((nobody: how about sunrise land

Syphon: ((>sunrise, or land

Nobody: "No affect on other people at all, and i'm just fine with that!"

Syphon: If it had no affect we wouldn't be talking about this.

Barchar: "Whatever. I'm still not going to call you 'Nobody'."

Schyroton: Nnames memean a llot. They idedentify who yyyou are.

Nobody: "Call me you want Miss Barchar, but i'm still just Nobody." He clearly means this, if you could see his facial expression, it sounds like he's smiling.

Barchar: kinda can

Syphon: Nobody is going to call you Nobody, and that's not supposed to be a joke.

Nobody: ((Mfw trying to kind of explain this fucking mary-sue name))

Syphon: You're Buddy to me now.

Nobody: "Nah, Buddy is already taken."

Syphon: Too fucking bad.

Nobody: "Poppy's stuffed bear was Buddy, i'm not buddy."

Barchar: "Is Poppy's stuffed bear somehow going to become incredibly important in here? No."

Nobody: "Maybe? World works wierdly, maybe my friend will come back, i'll see her again, and we can give her her stuffed bear named Buddy and it'll eb all over, and i'll still just be Nobody."

Schyroton: isn't saying much because he doesn't want Chalor to say shit about his old name. He doesn't want to cause a scene

Barchar: "I doubt it."

Chalor: Would totally say shit about his old name.

Frism: is the one with the wheel anymore

Syphon: I'll still call you Buddy.

Syphon: Don't give a shit about the bear.

Frism: anyway*

Chax: is still looking at Viridi strangely

Nobody: "Call me what you want, Buddy or Oddigeus or Nobody, doesn't matter."

Syphon: Okay, cool.

Nobody: "A name's a nam, and i'm just happy to have one!"

Syphon: sighs. "Fine."

Barchar: "Odysseus. Not Oddigeus."

Schyroton: .......

Schyroton: twirls and tugs at his hair.

Barchar: "Are you okay-" she paused. "Schyroton?"

Nobody: "Besides, changing my name wouldn't work."

Syphon: Why not?

Nobody: "I'm kinda attached to this one, i'm a terrible person like that." he says, upbeat.

Schyroton: Iii'm fifine. Jjust a bbit tennnnse.

Schyroton: ....

Frism: tilts her head. "Wait, what?"

Syphon: ...

Schyroton: Iiii changed my naname.

Barchar: "Oh, after your...friends little outburst, he decided he needed a name change."

Frism: "Oh!" she said, happily.

Frism: Internally: "now i don't have to flinch everytime I hear her name!"

Chalor:

Frism:

Schyroton: Iiii... I rerealized that at least parrt of what shshe said was rright. But shshe was stillll being an ass.

Barchar: "Oh, obviously.'

Schyroton: ((*his btw

Frism: also his* oops

Frism: Like 9/10ths of the people in this bar are female

Nobody: Is male.

Syphon: ((nah

Syphon: ((maybe 6/10

Viridi: -She leans back.-

Frism: i mean right now

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Syphon: ((in that case 7/10

Schyroton: ((the only female i have played in here has been aversa

Nobody: I mean, he looks androgynous enough, especilly with the mask, but his voice is a dead ringer for male.

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Barchar: well, okay, there's chax, five, chalor, frism, barchar and viridi. Against Quirsk, Nobody, and Schyro.

Syphon: ((and syphon

Barchar: so 6/10ths

Syphon: ((i was right the first time, rip me

Nobody: "Name's aren't important anyway, Mister Schyroton."

Syphon: That is a complete lie.

: ((Actually it's 6/9))

Schyroton: .....Ththey are to ssome peopllle.

: ((So 66%))

Syphon: ((no it's 6/10

Barchar: (no, with syphon, there's ten people)

Syphon: ((syphon exists

: ((Wait Syphon))

: ((Fuck))

Schyroton: ((6/11

Barchar: (and 6 of them are female)

Syphon: (( :(

Nobody: "Why? A name is just how you get identified by the iEyes, real friends wouldn't care."

: ((60%))

Barchar: (wait who's the 11th)

Grillby: ((excuse

Syphon: ((eh

: (Kek))

Barchar: "A name is how you refer to people."

Syphon: ((grillby semi counts

Barchar: (oh like grillby ever fucking matters)

Nobody: "It's the personality that is what you need, and you can't change your personality!" He says.

Syphon: ((dam

: ((Rood))

Grillby: ((im kicking you out

Barchar: (YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME THROUGH THE FOURTH WALL YA FUCK)

Syphon: Personalities matter but names are a sort of first impression.

Schyroton: Yyyour world woworks very diiifferently.

Nobody: "Well, the first impression is the worst impression, because the first of things are always bad."

Syphon: If I was a really nice guy and then I told the person I was talking to my name is You Are A Fucking Bitch that will affect stuff.

Nobody: "You gotta get better at impressions to impress people with your name!"

Syphon: Also that's a lie.,

Syphon: - Dammit -

Nobody: "Also...language, Mister Syphon."

Syphon: No.

Barchar: "They're also, you know, how to refer to people. You may notice how we tend to use your name more than once while simply talking to you."

Schyroton: Aaagain. Your woworld wworks diifferently.

Nobody: "Yeah, if theres more than one person in the room, of course you use your name."

Nobody: "Why should your name be special tough? I'm not the first Nobody."

Schyroton: We dddon't get ideeentifified by iEyyyes.

Nobody: "And i'm sure theres more Schyrotons and more Barchar and more Syphon out there."

Barchar: "You're the only Nobody in the rooom, aren't you?'

Barchar: "Nope."

Barchar: "Well, I doin't know about Syphon.'

Syphon: I dunno.

Barchar: "But Barchar and Schyroton are pretty unique."

Nobody: "Indeed! But i'm not unique in the slightest, sorry."

Nobody: "I'm a terrible person like that."

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Syphon: I mean, technically nobody is unique.

Syphon: But we're not all Nobody.

Schyroton: Yyou're not tterrible.

Syphon: And yeah, you're pretty cool.

Barchar: feels bad for this poor kid

Syphon: But stubborn as fuck.

Nobody: "Yes I am, or I would be Somebody." He says, with thaty upbeat tone.

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Syphon: You can be a Somebody if you want to be.

Barchar: "No, kid."

Syphon: You're trying to be a Nobody.

Syphon: And that's stupid.

Barchar: "Gardener is the terrible person."

Schyroton: Nnno, yoyour ruler iiis a jejerk.

Nobody: "Yep! A Nobody so you can all be Somebody."

Barchar: "He's a power-mad despot."

Syphon: ...

Nobody: His ^_^ mask slips, he readjusts it.

Barchar: "That's not...that's not how things work here."

Syphon: You being a Somebody won't stop us from being Somebodies

Barchar: "We can all be somebody."

Syphon: - I cannot punctuate ever -

Nobody: "No, it won't! But you'll be less of a Somebody because the collective pool of Somebodies might run out."

Barchar: more like pussynctuation

Syphon: There's no pool of Somebodies.

Barchar: "That's not how things work."

Nobody: "The more unique people there are, the less unique they are1"

Syphon: No, that's not how it is.

Barchar: "Being legitimate people is not a limited resource."

Schyroton: Ththat isnnn't how ththings work. Nnot here.

Nobody: "But, not being a person helps others shine." He says, nodding to himself like these are sage words that he should uphold.

Syphon: There is somebody exactly like you whether you are or are not a Somebody.

Syphon: So you becoming a Somebody does not change uniqueness of anyone else.

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Nobody: "No, i'm not a Somebody, or i'd be making you less of a Somebody, i'm a terrible person like that."

Viridi: "Kid, look, wearing a mask and saying your nobody has literally no affect on any of us, so use can either drop that or keep kinda making a fool of your self."

Syphon: ...

Nobody: "Indeed!"

Barchar: "That's not-you are not paying any attention to us

Nobody: "I haven't questioned my name, so why are you?"

Chax: is still looking very confused at Viridi

Syphon: Because we did.

Schyroton: Everyyyone lives ththeir own liife, wiwith their owwwn expeperiences. Yyou jujust have to be yyou. Nonot whho anyone elelse tellls you to.

Barchar: "Because we didn't live in an orwellian hellhole."

Syphon: If that applied to everything the world would be still.

Nobody: "Nobody told me to be this, sorry."

Syphon: But the world is not still, is it?

Nobody: "I'm a terrible person like that."

Viridi: "...Okay I think I'm completely out of context."

Syphon: Fucking hell, you're not terrible.

Viridi: "To be fair, I wasn't really paying attention."

Viridi: "Ohhh, you aren't a terrible person."

Syphon: You don't swear, you don't kill, you're not a piece of shit...you are almost pure positivity.

Nobody: "But thats it! I'm a terrible person for being a terrible person." He says, readjusting his mask.

Nobody: "It's how the world works."

Syphon: ...

Syphon: No.

Syphon: It isn't.

Schyroton: ...Lilisten. Evverything woworks diiferent here.

Nobody: "Shouldn't you keep talking to Mister Schyroton? He needs to be talked to more than I do."

Syphon: Is that true?

Schyroton: Ththat might be hhhow it woworks in yyour world, but nnot here.

Barchar: "Tha'ts just circular logic. Circular logic is not good."

Schyroton: Aand no.

Syphon: Exactly.

Nobody: "I prefer triangles myselg."

Syphon: ((can confirm

Schyroton: .......

Syphon: ((triangles are better

Barchar: groans, holding her head

Nobody: "Only three points, they watch over you, and they help you see."

Syphon: Yes, no, and no.

Syphon: Not all triangles are your eye things.

Nobody: "A circle has a ton of points, which just makes everything more complicated."

Barchar: "Circles have no points.'

Nobody: He stops, putting his hand to his 'chin' of the mask.

Syphon: No, a circle has absolutely no points.

Nobody: "...Or maybe they have no points at all, and are being an illusion to the massive amount of points thrye truly have."

Nobody: He says this like he's come across a massive revelation.

Schyroton: .....

Syphon: Shapes do not have people.

Syphon: ((read points as people

Syphon: ((i am dum

Barchar: "...What...what the fuck..."

Syphon: did not say that.

Schyroton: is just. Confused.

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Nobody: "Do circles have points? They're so...unnatural."

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Syphon: If they have no points they have no points.

Barchar: really wants to help this kid but talkign to him is...taxing

Nobody: "The world is squares and triangles, where do circles fit in?"

Syphon: They can't have points by not having points.

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Syphon: No, the world is absolutely every shape possible.

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Barchar: "Technically."

Syphon: Though the world itself is a sphere, but.

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Barchar: "The world is itslef a circle."

Barchar: "Or, well, a slightly oblong sphere."

Nobody: "Really? Can you naturally make a perfect circle?"

Nobody: "See, it's oblong, not a perfect circle."

Syphon: Nothing is perfect.

Nobody: "Circles are the most unnatural shape."

Nobody: "Indeed!"

Syphon: Nothing is imperfect.

Nobody: "Nobody is perfect, Nobody is imperfect."

Syphon: You can't make a perfect square or triangle.

Barchar: "You can't naturally make a perfect square either."

Syphon: ...

Nobody: "Thank you for finally seeing it through my eyes!"

Syphon: If you're not imperfect, then you're not Nobody.

Syphon: Ha.

Schyroton: .....Iii don't knknow if my arrrt cocounts as nnatural.

Barchar: "You cn try, but it's always going to-oh my fucking god what are you TALKING AB-"

Nobody: "...Er, not my eyes."

Nobody: "My eyes don't work."

Syphon: ...

Nobody: "My mouth? Thank you fo-no wait you can't see my mouth."

Barchar: throws her hands up. "I'm sorry. I'm done. I just...I need to go shut down for a bit."

Nobody: "Hmm..."

Barchar: lays face-down

Syphon: Seeing it through your eyes makes sense, because it's figurative.

Syphon: Do you not know anything.

Chax: looks back at her for a second

Nobody: "I prefer laterals."

Viridi: "...You alright, Barchar?"

Syphon: God dammit.

Nobody: "They wear on your head perfectly, and can be used in doorways to make perfect circles."

Syphon: What are you even talking about now.

Nobody: He's fucking talking about laurels now.

Barchar: gives a thumbs-up, before letting her arm down

Syphon: ((you said laterals tho

Schyroton: can draw a perfect circle but that's hardly natural

Viridi: "You seem not alright."

Nobody: "Heck, some of them are even made of flowers! I mean, I wouldn't know, because flowers are all dead."

Barchar: same

Nobody: That was purposeful.

Syphon: ((oh okay

Syphon: Nevermind.

Syphon: The topic has completely changed.

Syphon: You are not Nobody.

Syphon: That is all.

Schyroton: .....

Chax: "...Anyway. I'm confused. Human smell. Not human?"

Viridi: "Not human."

Schyroton: holds his head in his hands, trying to comprehend this.

Chax: "Then what?"

Viridi: "I'm a goddess."

Xhampi: walks into the bar. She appears to be a young girl at first glass, only her skin is purple and vegetable-like. Lavender-colored leaves sprout in various places on her body, and a mushroom cap sits upon her head. Her eyes are as black as a starless night and her mouth is full of sharp teeth.

Chax: "God-dess." she said, testing the word a bit. "Hm."

Nobody: "Whatever you say Mister Syphon!"

Syphon: ((first glass

Syphon: Hey.

Schyroton: ...Hhhellllo.

Chax: looks at Xhampi, as well, sniffing her. "Ah. Floran smell."

Nobody: "Gotta listen to Somebodies before Nobodies." He says, going back to his fruit juice.

Xhampi: -TL;DR: Oh look, a dissstration!-

Viridi: "Haven't heard of gods and goddesses?"

Xhampi: ((fuck i thought i got rid of that replacement

Nobody: ((CaU: In which Nobody happens.))

Chax: "Heard God. Cluex God. For Avians."

Chax: "No goddess."

Viridi: "Well, in simple terms, it's a female God."

Quirsk: "Heya, hun."

Syphon: Floran?

Schyroton: ((brb

Viridi: "Well, more female deity."

Viridi: "Same thing really."

Chax: "Female God." she said, tilting her head. "You're strange." she said, though she sounded like she somewhat understood

Viridi: "I'm strange?"

Viridi: "I think everyone here is strange."

Xhampi: "Hello..." Xhampi sounds as if she's kind of picking her words carefully.

Chax: "Point is?"

Viridi: -She shrugs.-

Syphon: I'm Syphon, nice to meet you. Probably.

Five: "Greeting. Hello, Floran female. What's your name?"

Nobody: [sub]"Perfect circles...like money, like tokens and money, always a great thing."[/sub] He's just muttering to himself off in the corner, sipping his fruit juice and adjusting his mask.

Frism: is ignoring him, becuase...he is very confusing

Syphon: ignores Nobody for the same reason.

Barchar: SHIT I THINK IT IS THE SAME COLOR

Syphon: - Buddy* -

Nobody: He's a terrible person like that.

Barchar: oh well it's not a big deal but stil

Chalor: Is still trying to figure Nobody out.

Xhampi: "Floran isss named Xhampi."

Barchar: my extent of understanding Nobody starts and ends at being kinda proud about thinking of nicknaming him 'Oddysseus'

Xhampi: -Her hand hovers over the hilt of her sword-

Five: "Understanding. Understood."

Syphon: Cool.

Syphon: Hey, no need to fight.

Quirsk: "Heh, jumpy little lady, ain'tcha?"

Xhampi: -Her eyes narrow-

Nobody: ((Nobody is my new favorite characytrr to RP next to Chalor))

Viridi: -She sits by Chalor/Frism.-

Chalor: Frism's got the wheel, she's effectively delving into the secrets of the universe.

Schyroton: ((back

Frism: shakes her head, sighing. "How are you doing, Ms. Viridi?"

Viridi: "Good, actually like

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Viridi: "How are you?"

Schyroton: gives a wave to Xhampi.

Frism: "I was doing better about 5 minutes ago, but otherwise I'm good."

Viridi: "Hiw Chalor?"

: How's*

Chalor:

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CryingEevee OOC: ((question, if someone invisible entered the bar would barchar know they're there?))

Xhampi: stares at Schyro. "Ssstrange glitch... Floran has never seen one with four armsss..."

Frism: "She's fine, just very confused."

Five: "Explanatory. Schyroton is not a glitch. I know, it's strange."

Schyroton: Oh, um. Iii'm not a glglitch.

Schyroton: Yyeah.

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Nobody: Wasn't Ultima a 'glitch'

Schyroton: Ii'm.. jujust a robottt.

Chax: "Different robot."

Syphon: ((ultima was a dick

Syphon: ((not a glitch

Barchar: A very different kind of glitch

Nobody: ((No, his character

Syphon: ((oh

Nobody: ((Was a 'glitch' which would be funny

Nobody: ((Not the same kind of glitch obv

Xhampi: simply nods.

Syphon: ((brb

CryingEevee OOC: ((flame, could you answer my question?))

Schyroton: ...Sso. Uh. Iiii'm Schyroton.

Barchar: (oh, sorry missed it)

Barchar: (It...kinda depends)

Viridi: "Why?"

Barchar: (Most of the time, yes. If you don't want her to, then she can just...not.. That's fine.)

Nobody: ((It works for John Cena apparently))

Chax: "Why what?"

Schyroton: ((BA DA DA DAAAAA

Barchar: (DR DRR DRR DRRRRT)

CryingEevee OOC: ((most of my characters i have saved have some variation of red as their text color))

Nobody: ((Most of mine have white

Barchar: ('Ba da da daaaa' just makes me think of mcdonalds)

Xhampi: ((oh man i wonder if i can get the john cena song for starbound

Nobody: ((BEEP BOOP DE-BOOOOOOOOOO))

Nobody: ((PLAY OF THE GAME))

Nobody: ((THIS FUCK as BASTION))

Syphon: ((back

: ((How do you put custom music for the instruments))

Schyroton: ((mine are all some variation of red, pink, blue, or purple, except grillby

CryingEevee OOC: ((first off you need a .abc file))

Xhampi: ((i appreciate bastion as a character

CryingEevee OOC: ((then you go to where your starbound stuff is))

Xhampi: ((but not as a playable character

Schyroton: introduced himself to Xhampi

: ((is .abc a type of sound file?))

Barchar: (i have like 3 different characters with white colors)

CryingEevee OOC: ((asests-user-songs))

Xhampi: isn't saying shit.

CryingEevee OOC: ((and yes, it's as far as i know, only used for starbound))

CryingEevee OOC: ((and it's a modified midi file))

Schyroton: ....

: ((Can I take a file and rename it to .abc or do I need some type of converter?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i converted my midis to abc with "starbound composer"))

Xhampi: is wearing what looks like a torn kimono over leather armor.

Xhampi: -Like, really torn. And possibly blood-stained.-

Syphon: So what's up?

Nobody: Is just in a pair of white jeans and white hoodie. A large ^_^ mask covers his entire face.

Xhampi: Floran ssstab fish.

Syphon: ...

Chax: "Stabbing fun!"

Syphon: Okay, cool.

Schyroton: almost says something, but only gets out a glitched noise before deciding that Xhampi shouldn't be bothered.

Syphon: I prefer magic, but killing in general is cool I guess. Mostly if it's bad guys.

Nobody: "You shouldn't stab fun, we want some fun too. The fish are fine, but fun is a valuable recourse."

Chax: is smiling almost childishly

Chax: "No, no."

Syphon: That's not what they meant.

Syphon: Stabbing IS fun.

Chax: "Stabbing fun. Not stab fun."

Xhampi: smiles enthusiastically. "Yes, ssstabbing fun!"

Chax: wait shit that was three words

Chax: CHAX FAKE FENEROX CONFIRMED CONFIRMED

Syphon: ((O NO

Nobody: "I see we are in agreement, would you wish to partake in fruit juice?" He says.

Xhampi: ((she's a human in a fursuit

Chax: CHAX EXPOSED [GONE SEXUAL]

Syphon: ...

Syphon: ((furry chara strikes again?

Chax: "Fruit tasty. Yes, please."

CryingEevee OOC: ((fenerox don't look like foxes, there i said it))

Syphon: ((wait that was furry nancy

Syphon: ((or frisk

Syphon: ((idk

Barchar: (They look like fennec foxes)

: ((John cena midi))

Nobody: Nobody just, quietly hands over his can of mango fruit juice.

: ((Mmm))

Chax: sips a bit

Chax: "This good. Chax like. Where get?"

Xhampi: ((fun fact: there are actual fursuiters in starbound

Xhampi: ((or rather, feathersuiters

Barchar: (there are?)

Nobody: "From that bar." He points to the bar.

Schyroton: attempts to make himself seem less noticable, pulling his legs to his chest.

Syphon: Do you know magic?

Xhampi: ((if you go to an avian village, one of them might say "i'm actually a human in a feather suit."

Cowboy Kid: ((I played the jon cena midi on multiplayer piano

Cowboy Kid: ((everyone was pissed

Syphon: ((lol

Chax: nods, giving Nobody his juice back, walking over to the bar. "Fruit juice. Chax want. How much?"

Barchar: (that sounds like a joke)

Nobody: "Truly the bar is a very supportive place, A token to the niceness of this timeline." He says.

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Cowboy Kid: ((there is actually a way to play midi files by themselves

Xhampi: looks at Grillby. "Floran wantsss fruit juice from novakid."

Syphon: did an ask to Xhampi

Cowboy Kid: ((I think its called midi yoke or something

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CryingEevee OOC: ((going back to the barchar seeing invisible people thing, would she just know they were there, or would se basically see them, like, their shape and everything))

Xhampi: looks over to Syphon. "No."

Syphon: Oh, huh.

Cowboy Kid: ((then you need a midi player that can output to the midi yoke channels

Five: "Negative. Beings from our dimension have no capability to use magic."

CryingEevee OOC: ((what about staves in starbound, hmm?))

Barchar: (they're not magic)

Nobody: Nobody goes back to his muttering, after dropping that blatant hint.

Barchar: (they're just SCIENCE!)

Syphon: ((oh

Syphon: ((uh

CryingEevee OOC: ((nah, that's not confirmed))

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Barchar: ([I]THEY'RE SCIENCE DAMMIT[/I])

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i think it's just not understood))

CryingEevee OOC: ((and that's all we know))

Syphon: ((the juice is a support token

Schyroton: ...

Grillby: -He hands mango juice to the two who asked for it.-

Xhampi: throws pixels at him.

CryingEevee OOC: ((also flame, i asked another question))

Chax: sips hers, smiling. "Thank you." she gives him some arbitrary amount of pixels

Syphon: creates a fireball in his hand. "This is magic."

Barchar: (Well, again, it depends I think)

Barchar: (I think that most of the time she'd just be aware they were ther)

: ((I REGRET EVERYTHING))

Syphon: ((?

Cowboy Kid: ((?

: ((Don't play the Joel John Cena Midi on a Keytar))

Barchar: (oh boi)

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Barchar: (what happened)

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, that seems like a mistake))

: ((It's so loud))

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Syphon: ((oh

Cowboy Kid: ((I dont have a keytar ;-;

Nobody: "..."

Cowboy Kid: ((that means no john cena midi

Yazan: ((language barriers can be fun

Xhampi: ((i can play it on my accordian

Syphon: creates a floating sharp piece of ice in another hand. "This is also magic."

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Nobody: "Interesting!" He says, clapping.

: ((I'm so sorry))

Five: "Contemplative. Such things have been done, but they weren't done with any form of magic, simply science"

Xhampi: stares at the fire ball, then at the ice. She points at the ice. "Use to ssstab?"

: ((You shouldn't have given me this power))

Syphon: The ice can be used to stab, yeah. Fireballs explode and burn though.

Chalor: <...Ha baba, ha baba baba ga.>

: ((Hey, I'm using a normal John cena theme, and it isn't half bad))

Syphon: And yeah, this can be done through science, though the way I'm doing it is via magic, not science.

: ((That video is great Laharl))

: ((The remix is also great))

Syphon: - The fireball dissipates and the ice melts into his hand. -

Yazan: (I was standing waiting for the cross light to change and thwre is a japanese guy eatin a hot dog on a stick and I mutter' "yeah you put the meat in your mouth

: ((Woooow))

Syphon: ((gg

Yazan: ((he looks at me and though I was asking for help

Nobody: "Perfect circles, such as ice and fire, are generally very attuned to being supportive to eachother."

Syphon: Those aren't perfect circles.

Syphon: And they're not supportive.

Nobody: "Inndeed, they contradict eachother."

Frism:

Nobody: "s circles do, having infinite points and no points at all."

Syphon: casts them both again and puts them together. The ice melts and the fireball goes smaller.

Nobody: "They are the ultimate contradiction."

Xhampi: shakes her head again and points at the ice. "Stab ssshape."

Nobody: "A token to backwards thinking."

Syphon: ...They don't have infinite points.

Yazan: ((and O said "no no Im good you do you

Syphon: They can't have all and none.

Syphon: They have all or none.

Syphon: Circles have none.

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Nobody: "How do you know you can judge a circle like that?"

Chax: nods. "Xhampi right. Stab shape. Stab good."

Syphon: How can you say a circle has infinite points?

Syphon: Aka, how can you judge a circle like that?

Nobody: "Because thats very polite and flattering to Mister Circle."

Nobody: "Thats not judging, thats a compliment."

Schyroton: ....

Syphon: Circles aren't necessarily living.

Syphon: Besides, flattering doesn't matter when it comes to facts.

Nobody: "I prefer flattering, facts hurt too much. I'm a terrible person like that."

Xhampi: ((hmm

Barchar: sits up. "Circles...they're not even inamnimate objects. it's a concept.'

Syphon: Too bad.

Xhampi: ((when i start up starbound again i think i'm gonna try to find a desert planet and find an oasis

Nobody: "Indeed, too bad Mister Syphon."

Syphon: Doesn't matter what is good and bad, matters what is and isn't.

Xhampi: ((then i can get healing water

Barchar: (if there are oasises i've never found one\)

Syphon: It's fine if you like to flatter more than to be factual, but that doesn't mean that circles have infinite points. They simply DON'T.

Xhampi: ((http://starbounder.org/Oasis

Schyroton: twirls his hair. A butter knife falls out and clangs as it hits the floor.

Nobody: "With infinite timelines as i've learned, anything is possible."

Xhampi: squeals and goes to pick the butter knife up.

Syphon: Just because one thing is one thing doesn't mean everything can be that thing as well.

Schyroton: flinches back.

Chax: goes over, inspecting it. "Knife. No sharp. Bad stab."

Syphon: There are infinite timelines but circles don't have infinite points.

Chalor:

Xhampi: "Floran want!"

Frism:

Schyroton: ....Iiit's jujust meannt for ccutting butttttbuttbuttttbutter.

Frism:

Nobody: "MAybe the timelines are in the circles! Good point Mister Syphon!"

Syphon: ((it's just meant for cutting butt

Nobody: "Thanks for your help, I understand circles a lot more now."

Syphon: ...

Xhampi: ((xhampi will happily cut butt

Chalor: <...>

Chalor: <...Fiiiine.>

Schyroton: Yyou cacan hhave it, I... ththought we llost it lalast week.

Syphon: Actually, that's...eh.

Syphon: If the circle is infinite then sure, timelines can be in circles.

Nobody: Did somebody just actually agree with Nobody

Syphon: ((somewhat

Xhampi: takes the knife, humming happily. Some might find it cute.

: ((would xhampi cutt off someone's butt

Xhampi: ((yes

Viridi: "..."

Schyroton: ((i finally got schyro to say butter

Xhampi: ((especially if you're a fish

Syphon: ((would xhampi cut off someone's bud

Xhampi: ((maybe

Schyroton: ...Sso, uh. I... ddddddddddon't think I gogot your nname...

Syphon: ((brb

Nobody: Nobody opens his mouth to go on another tangent about names.

Nobody: But stops.

Xhampi: points at herself. "Floran? Floran isss called Xhampi."

Nobody: "...That wouldn't be too supportive right now. A token to my terribleness."

Schyroton: Iit's nice to memeeet you. Iii'm Schyroton.

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Xhampi: "Ssschyroton."

Schyroton: Yyes.

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Xhampi: seems to like saying the name. "Ssschyro, Scchyro, Sschyro."

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Nobody: ((So, is Nobody a decent character or should I stop Rping this piece of shit

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Xhampi: ((he's decent

Cowboy Kid: ((keep going

Schyroton: ((he's interesting

Schyroton: makes a glitched noise, almost like a laugh.

Viridi: "I'm bored."

Nobody: ((Well, I gtg, I might pop in tomorrow))

Nobody: ((Fuck texas, amen))

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Steve the Bear: likes steve

Steve the Bear: -likes nobody*

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Cowboy Kid: ((cya

Xhampi: ((alright

Schyroton: ((cya

Xhampi: ((steve loves himself

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Steve the Bear: -is a bear

Schyroton: ((well someone has to love themself here

Xhampi: ((the bear at the zoo seemed to be loving himself

Xhampi: ((he was swimming and having a great time

Schyroton: Uh. yyyou inintroduuced yyourself as Florrran? Uh... ssorry if I sosound stupid bbut what iis ththat?

Xhampi: pounds her chest. "Floran isss floran!"

Schyroton: ...Iis ththat.... yyour spspecies or sosomething ellse?

Xhampi: nods. "Yesss! Floransss... race?"

Yazan: (whose rping xhampis

Schyroton: Okay. Sosorry, I... wawasn't suure.

Xhampi: ((me

Steve the Bear: -is following Viridi everywhere

Yazan: (and what is thou name?

Xhampi: ((chime

Schyroton: ((dio

Yazan: ((ahhh

Steve the Bear: -expect when it steals food from grillby

Steve the Bear: -ie the cooked cuckooa grilllby murdered in selfdefense

Viridi: "..."

Grillby: -To be fair, cuccos are a bunch of dicks-

Xhampi: starts to play with the butter knife.

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Steve the Bear: lies on viridi

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Viridi: "Oh god."

Viridi: "Why do you like doing this so much?"

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Schyroton: ....

Xhampi: -She's making little stabbing motions.-

Steve the Bear: (holy shit I just saw window washers that use repelling ropes to clean the skyscrappers not a basket

Schyroton: backs into the couch, thinking that letting her keep it was maybe a mistake. "...Yyyou uh. Ararren't going to ststab me, arre you?"

: ((What))

Barzan: because it hates you

: ((Those guys have some balls))

Steve the Bear: (yeah I know

: ((Yay I have a full space su- FUCK YOU STARBOUND))

Xhampi: "Floran not ssstab robot. Robot and Floran friendsss."

: ((That should be a thing))

Schyroton: Wawait, yyou... coconsider me a frfriend?

Barzan: and the fact you gave it a wrong name

Schyroton: Rreally?

Xhampi: "Nooo, robotsss and Floransss friends."

Schyroton: Oh.

Xhampi: -She generally thinks robots=friends-

Schyroton: Ii memean. Iiii wowouldn't exppect you to seeee me as a frfriend just yyet.

Xhampi: nods, seeming to listen.

Schyroton: Wewe only jusst met.

Schyroton: Ii mean. I hohope we evventually becocome friends, but.

Xhampi: Mmm hmmm.

Steve the Bear: does bear things like lick Viridi

Viridi: -She just kinda let's this happen while at the same time trying to get the bear off her.-

Chara_Dreemurr: -She's been home, sitting on the couch for a while.-

Steve the Bear: (actually i juat got to my station

Xhampi: ((guys look it's the bone zone http://starbounder.org/Bones

Schyroton: seems to relax.

: ((Have fun, Yazan))

Steve the Bear: (later

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm gonna go))

Xhampi: ((alright, see you

CryingEevee OOC: ((bye everyone))

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Xhampi: filldles with the torn edge of her kimono.

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Schyroton: ...

Barchar: (back)

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Schyroton: decides to get whatever the fuck else was stuck in his hair out. Five LEGO bricks and a Robomechabotatron figure are found.

Quirsk: grabs the figure. "What in tarnation?"

Xhampi: points at Schyro's hair. "Schryo's hair isss bag?"

Schyroton: Ththat's jujust a ffiguriine.

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Schyroton: And no, ththings just gget stuck.

Quirsk: "Ah see that. What the heck is it of?"

Schyroton: Pllastic.

Schyroton: Aand a bibit of mmetal.

Quirsk: "..."

Quirsk: "That's...okay."

Schyroton: ...Ddid I miisunderstand?

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Quirsk: "Yeah. Kinda."

Schyroton: Oh.

Schyroton: Iit's meameant to be of aaaaa legendarry ficttional robot.

Quirsk: "Huh. Must be from your dimenson."

Schyroton: Wewell, yyes.

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Schyroton: ........Ccan I hahave it bback please?

Quirsk: shrugs. "Sure thing, pard." he said, handing it back

Schyroton: takes it, and puts it in the chest comoartment.

Xhampi: smiles widly. "Schyro's chest is chest!"

Chax: laughs. "Yes! Wordplay!"

Five: "Amusement. That's actually quite clever."

Schyroton: Ththat's acttually prprettty good.

Schyroton: laughs a bit, glitchy.

Xhampi: ((fuuuck i just saw an ad for sausage party

Barchar: (okay)

Xhampi: ((i want to pretend that movie doesn't exist

Barchar: (Uh, alright)

Xhampi: hums to herself.

Schyroton: smiles a bit.

: ((It's gonna be mediocre at best))

Xhampi: ((i read the script

: ((It's gonna be moistly slapstick, puns, and "It's a fuckword so it';s funny" I think.))

: ((Wait so am I right))

Xhampi: ((it's family guy humor, basically

Xhampi: ((there's, um

Xhampi: ((a food orgy

: ((What))

: ((A food orgy))

Xhampi: ((a literal douche is one of the antagonists

Barchar: (...and the trailer actually looked amusing)

: ((Like))

: ((A douche bag))

Barchar: (...that's actually kinda funny to me, a literal douche. But otherwise, eh)

: ((Like and actual douche))

: an*

Xhampi: ((yeah, i'll give them credit for the douche thing

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Syphon: ((back

Schyroton: hums a little bit. It's surprisingly clear.

Xhampi: takes out an accordian.

Schyroton: Ohhh, you plplay?

Xhampi: nods.

Chax: "We all. Chax drums."

Schyroton: Nnnice!

Schyroton: Ththat's rereally cool.

Xhampi: grins and starts to play a vigorous rendition of Darude Sandstorm.

Five: "Explanatory. Musical instruments are created for ease of play. Learning to play them is an artifcact of the past in our dimension."

Syphon: snaps back to---well

Schyroton: ...Oh mmy gogod.

Syphon: ...

Syphon: Cool.

Schyroton: Ththat's iinteresting.

Syphon: doesn't know memes yet.

Xhampi: giggles. "This sssong is fun to play in desssert!"

Syphon: I only know one note and I refer to it as "that note on the flute that does protective magic".

Schyroton: makes a loud glitch laugh.

Five: "Helpful. If we gave yoyu one of our instruments, you could likely play it with ease.'

Schyroton: Aactually, Iii alalready playyy an insttrumement.

Schyroton: would probably be a legendary pianist if he wanted to be.

Schyroton: prefers strings over percussion, though

Five: "Explanatory. I was talking to the human."

Syphon: (([s]piano is strings[/s]

Barchar: is piano percussion?

Syphon: Hmm?

Schyroton: Oh.

Syphon: I don't think so, but thanks.

Schyroton: ((its both

Schyroton: ((but mostly percussion because you hit the keys

Five: "Helpful. You said that you were bad with music. Due to advances in technology, it would be easy for you to pick up an instrument to play with little to no experience."

Barchar: (I mean, I think it's more about the actual sound than just, you know. What you actually do)

Syphon: Well, sure, but.

Syphon: Not that interested.

Syphon: pulls out a flute and plays one note, echoing throughout the bar. Three triangles appear and a symbol of a shield with '70' on it

Syphon: ((fuck

Syphon: ((i pressed enter without finishing it

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Syphon: ((oh well, good enough

Syphon: That's what I can do with a flute.

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Five: "...confusion. Why did you do that?"

Syphon: To show what I can do with a flute, basically.

Xhampi: Ooooh. Trianglessss.

Five: "Confusion. What was the point, though? It was irrelevant to the situation."

Syphon: - And then the triangles disappear. Rip -

Chax: "no triangles." she said, a bit disappointed

Syphon: I dunno.

Xhampi: ((http://starbounder.org/Flowery_Set

Xhampi: ((i need this set

Syphon: Showed something off though I guess. But fair enough. It was irrelevant.

Schyroton: ....

Syphon: (("Trousers you can grow into."

Barchar: (I dpon't like the back though)

Schyroton: wants to show off his guitar skills but doesn't want to be an attention whore. Rip.

Syphon: - Rip -

Five: "Curious. What instrument do you play, Schyroton?"

Schyroton: Oh, Iii plplay the guiitar.

Schyroton: Iis it alriright if Iii shhow you?

Five: "Interested. That's interesting, I do as well."

Five: "Positive. Yes, you can."

Schyroton: grins. "Iii'll be riright back!"

Schyroton: runs out the anydoor.

Schyroton: returns, with the double-necked guitar and two picks.

Chax: "Schy play?" Chax said, interested

Syphon: Oh, Xhampi, you liked the ice, right? I can give it to you if it's better than what you're using now so you can stab better.

Schyroton: nods, playing the instrumental of Tornado of Souls. Each pair of arms works seperately.

Schyroton: ((schyroton definitely listens to metal

Xhampi: pulls out her sword. It looks like a bit of acid is dripping off the blade.

Xhampi: "Floran likes her Ssstabber."

Syphon: ((waiting for schyroton to play faint

Quirsk: whistles. "Shiny."

Syphon: Hmm, alright.

Quirsk: don't ask how he whistles

Quirsk: he just does

Schyroton: ((i dont know that song i just pulled a song from my playlist

Syphon: ((oh okay

Schyroton: ((that wasnt electropop

Xhampi: -A bit of acid drips off the blade and onto the floor, where it sizzles.-

Schyroton: finishes the song, smiling. "D-ddo you guguys like iit?"

Syphon: I liked it.

Xhampi: "Yesss!"

Syphon: And wow, that's a good blade.

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Five: "Impressed. Impressive."

Schyroton: is beaming. Yay, validation.

Schyroton: Iit totook a whhile to geget it rright. Ii'm happy you guguys like it.

Chax: "Many arms. Good play. Chax like."

Schyroton: begins to whirr.

Quirsk: "Ah'm sure that somebody from our dimension coulda done that, but with instruments 'at aren't half-automated? Yeah, that's damn good."

Schyroton: Ththank yyou.

Schyroton: Thiis isn't auttomated at alalallll. So, uh. Iiif you wawant me to pllay, yoyou can assssk me anytitime. Ii... lilike playiing for othhers.

Quirsk: for the record, because he didn't get the chance to say it, he plays Clarinet. Don't...don't ask how.

Quirsk: "Ah'll keep it in mind, partenr."

Schyroton: ((squidward

Syphon: ((wut

Schyroton: pulls out his phone. "Oh, uh. Mmmmy stepsoson is chhallenging me to a rerematch in a ggame. Iii, uh. Ii'll ssee you guguys lattter."

Syphon: Bye.

Schyroton: leaves to wreck a child at Smash

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Chax: "Goodbye. Have fun."

Vaati: ((schyro wrecks glamor at smash now

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Xhampi: ((glamor screams to his fathers about it

Vaati: warps in, wearing the same punk rock with a ponytail look from last time.

Syphon: Hey.

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Vaati: (('hes too good' 'youre both ike mains'

: (( sage x relic sketch 1

Vaati: Hello.

: (( coming soon

Syphon: ((hi bloo

Chax: looks at Vaati, tilting her head. She prowled up, inspecting him. "...What smell?" she asked, after a few seconds of curiosity

Barchar: (o boi)

Vaati: Uh.

Barchar: (I'm glad Laharl isn't here for it)

Vaati: steps back.

: (( I'm doing this ironically

Chax: "Your smell. Don't know. What smell?"

Barchar: (Mhm sure thing buddy)

: (( No passion or emotion is being put into this

Vaati: .....It is of the forest?

: (( other than pure hatred and irony

Vaati: I would hope of the lake.

Chax: "No, no. Species."

Xhampi: looks at Vaati curiously. "Strange purple human"

Vaati: ....

Chax: "Not human. Smell different."

Vaati: 's ears droop, his eyes wide in... fear, almost.

: (( I've started the first sketch

Syphon: Don't worry about them.

Syphon: They're cavemen or something.

Xhampi: "Floran not live in cave!"

Vaati: It does not matter where they live.

Syphon: That's not what I meant.

Syphon: They are primal. That's better.

Chax: "Not Cavemen. Fnerox."

Chax: "Cavewoman, anyway.'

Vaati: ........M-my species does not matter.

Xhampi: narrows her eyes. "Not [i]fisssh[/i]?"

Vaati: Not a fish.

Chax: "New smell. Don't recognize. Want to." she said, sounding confused and disappointed, her ears flattening a bit

Vaati: .....

Syphon: sighs.

Vaati: [sub][sup]Oh Hylia save me...[/sup][/sub]

: [i]trash[/i]

Chax: sounds totally innocent, she has no idea why this might be such a big problem.

Syphon: They won't hurt you, don't worry.

Chax: "Monster smell?"

Vaati: No.

Syphon: Actually, they probably won't. I'm not sure.

: (( Syphon: YOU DENSE FUCKER

Vaati: That is not the problem.

Chax: She hmms, her ears flattening again

Syphon: ...What's the problem?

Vaati: .......

Xhampi: will probably stab you if you resemble a Hylotl.

Barchar: let's hope jeska doesn't show up then

Xhampi: -o boy-

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Syphon: ((wow, today has made me feel a lot more comfortable with roleplaying

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Syphon: ((i did stuff today and that's a thing

Vaati: It... okay, fine. To be of my species is to be overlooked. I am the only one of my species that has been recognized as real by any other sentient being, and they do not know what I am.

: (( I haven't done jack shit

Syphon: Huh.

Chax: "Oh, okay. Don't need. Sorry."

Vaati: Thank you.

Syphon: Well, I think you're pretty cool.

: (( none of my actions were and are still of no significance

Vaati: ....

Vaati: Thank you.

Syphon: No problem.

Vaati: gives a soft smile.

: (( hence why I am basically useless

Vaati: ((bloo no ur cool

Syphon: ((you're cool

Syphon: ((there's literally no reason for us to not like you

Five: "Apologetic. I'm sorry for Chax. Her eyesight is somewhat poor, so she identifies different species by smell."

Chax: "For you."

Vaati: Oh.

Five: "Addendum. She also believes we can't tell either and that it's helping us. She's incorrect."

Chax: she shakes her head. "Big ego. Bit cute."

Vaati: Well, many species rely majorly on scent.

Chax: "Need smell. But can't. Novakid, glitch? no nose. Chax help!"

Xhampi: ((huh

Vaati: ...

Xhampi: ((turns out florans don't get that flesh-based races are people

Syphon: ((oh wow

Barchar: (florans are weird)

Syphon: ((rood

Syphon: ((ur weurd

: (( well

Barchar: (does kinda make Nuru even more of a strange thing for Florans, but eh)

: (( It's about that time again

Syphon: ((it's not high noon

Syphon: ((or 420

: (( for dark-room planning

Cowboy Kid: ((its 11 pm why am i here

Barchar: (it's 10:09 for me)

: (( 8:10 fuck you

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Barchar: ('casue you're a weirdo ck)

Vaati: takes a deep breath, calming himself. "So. I am Vaati. Despite our odd meeting, it is a pleasure to meet you."

Vaati: ((it's 11:10

Syphon: ((7

Cowboy Kid: ((me too

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Syphon: ((cri

Cowboy Kid: ((11:10

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Xhampi: ((it's 11:10 here

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Syphon: ((for some reason seeing 11:11 always spooked me

Barchar: (why?)

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Xhampi: ((http://starbounder.org/Florans_in_the_Mist

Syphon: ((i dunno that's why i said for some reason

Barchar: (I guess it's the only minute that has all the same digit)

Barchar: (unless you're on military time)

Barchar: (then there's also 22:22)

Syphon: ((why the fuck are kinder eggs banned

Syphon: ((usa is mean

Barchar: (that's interesting chime)

Barchar: (I kind of wonder, the fact that it leaves the fate of the human ambiguous is really interesting)

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Xhampi: ((because american kids r dum dums

Barchar: (what if he actually managed to help that settlement of Florans empathize with non-florans?)

Xhampi: ((they choke on small objects apparently

Syphon: ((yeah

Barchar: (that does explain things like Nuru, or the florans in the protectorate)

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Vaati: ....

Xhampi: ((in xhampi's case it's just now started to dawn on her

Barchar: (So there are certain creatures she does find as "real" sentients and others she doesn't)

Xhampi: ((the village she was born in was walking distance from a glitch village

Barchar: (something like that?)

Xhampi: ((yeah

Barchar: (See, I really hope we got comics or something for starbound)

Cowboy Kid: ((mp3 to midi --> multiplayer piano --> ??? --> Profit.

Barchar: (It'd be really interesting to see the evolution of some of the races' society, like florans or glitch)

: ((Humans are kind of just

: ((Rare

: ((I've barely seen any

: ((Most of them being on Frozen planets

Barchar: (Yeah, humans were common but then the ruin happened)

Barchar: (and kinda fucked 'em)

: ((I know

Barchar: (I think the idea is that humans reaaally relied on earth)

: ((And then there was this human jail

Barchar: (so they didn't actually have many settlements elsewhere)

Vaati: realizes that he has to tell the truth eventually.

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Chax: i mean, she was pretty happy with his excuse

Chax: if she wouldn't see any more of his species, she didn't need to recognize the scent

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Vaati: tru, but he meant in general

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: (( No ideas

: (( other than "thing made from some popin cookin thing but it makes living things that arent edible"

Xhampi: takes out the butter knnife and begins to play with it.

Chax: "No sharp. Bad stab. Lame knife." she said, disappointed

Syphon: plays with a piece of ice.

: ((So Bloo

Vaati: ...

: (( As soon as I tried to start making the sketch

: ((You're actually fucking making Sage x Relic out of pure hatred

: (( All my programs failed

: ((RIP

Xhampi: "All knivesss can be good."

: (( This is going to take a while

Barchar: (sage just)

: (( This is why I make it out of pure hatred

Vaati: If you take it to a grinding wheel it can become sharp.

Barchar: (does not want you making shit about him)

: (( I'll make a fuckin MSPAINT sketch

: (( Out of pure crystallized 100% [i]HATRED[/i]

Xhampi: nods in agreement.

Cowboy Kid: ((do it

Chax: "Ooh, point."

: ((>searches up Starbound comics

Syphon: ((porn?

: (( [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQxDM2K-hd0]help this is like the 78th time I've listened to this[/url]

: ((>actually finds a decent page http://playstarbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/coralemcvicarpage2_30percent.jpg

Syphon: ((oh

Xhampi: ((OH MY GOD IT'S HIRAKI CORALE

Barchar: (A hylotl karate champ seems odd but eh)

: (( >tries to draw Sage's face

: (( >MSpaint fucks up circle tool

: ((it is

: (( >y

: (( >u

: (( >do

: (( >dis

Syphon: ((7

: (( chef

Vaati: ((dad

Syphon: ((we did it reddit

Barchar: (Who's Hiraki Corale?)

Barchar: (why is she an OMG?)

Barchar: (I assume it's a she)

Xhampi: ((She's this adventurer who's kind of clueless

: (( Here's my youtube channel which I shitpost on and will eventually post Sage aesthetics on

: (( https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO5BpYHIuE3F2rU72OIy10Q

: (( Better fucking watch out

Xhampi: ((http://starbounder.org/La_Resistance

Xhampi: ((http://starbounder.org/A_Nice_Day_Out

Barchar: (hm)

Barchar: (so, then, is that actually a canon comic?)

Barchar: (it was apparently from the starbound website)

Xhampi: ((first time i've seen it

: (( http://img1.joyreactor.com/pics/post/games-Novakid-Avian-starbound-3266399.jpeg

Vaati: |....I suppose... I should tell the truth. My species is... [sub]Minish.[/sub] There, I said it.|

Chax: tilts her head. "What?"

Syphon: Hmm?

Vaati: slips at the most convenient fuckin time

Vaati: ...

Vaati: I slipped.

Syphon: What?

Chax: "Weird language. Your language?"

: (( I just got kinda lazy http://i.imgur.com/BR3I1gL.png

Vaati: Yes.

Syphon: ((mfw my ordinary weed on plug.dj makes me search on youtube makes me search normal opening makes me watch funny scenes and the scenes are fucking amazing

Chax: "Sound neat. Chax like."

Vaati: Oh.

: (( nobody can relate to that

Vaati: Thank you.

Syphon: ((exactly

Syphon: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smD5e-c5jWU first 15 seconds

Xhampi: "Floren doesn't underssstand."

: (( >http://i.imgur.com/PoiEeAh.png When people fuck up Vaporwave with cancerous undertale sketches

Vaati: I... was meaning to tell my species. I have hidden who I am for centuries upon centuries; I should be less hiding of it.

Syphon: ((aka when undertale exists

Syphon: ((aka when fandoms exists

: (( http://67.media.tumblr.com/97346e1ac86c647d5ad6841b66d54ffd/tumblr_mxx3c8MFNf1rcfpulo1_500.png

Syphon: ((me grammar good

: (( i can't casually and genuinely eat spaghetti anymore

: (( without my sister being like

Syphon: (("mom's spaghetti"

: (( "LOL YOUR PAPYRUS NYEHEHEHEH NEYEHEHEN NEYHEHEH NEYHHEHHE I THNIK SANS AND PAPYRUS ARE THE BEST CHARACSDTER" ))

Vaati: steels himself. "I am... of the Minish species. I ask that you please not question too much of it."

Syphon: Alright.

Chax: "Hm. Okay. Minish smell."

: (( Time to find a name to use

Xhampi: blinks. "Floran not know Minisssh."

Syphon: I dunno why I'd be harmed but that anyway so.

Syphon: ((by*

Vaati: It... is a species that is characterized by large eyes, long ears, and long feathered tails.

Syphon: Okay, cool.

Vaati: My tail is gone due to an injury.

Syphon: Oh.

Vaati: That is all I will disclose.

Syphon: Okay.

Chax: "Okay. Thank you."

Vaati: ...That... actually felt good, to release that personal burden.

Xhampi: nods.

Syphon: Glad you feel better.

Vaati: I am as wel.

: (( Why the fuck is 'moons of venus' in my search history

: (( Venus has no moons

Xhampi: -Her kimono tears a little and falls off.-

: (( What the fuck was I vaping

Syphon: ...

Vaati: looks away.

Syphon: Wow.

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Vaati: Your attire has fallen.

Xhampi: -She's wearing leather armor, not that she has genitals anyway.-

Xhampi: ((YOUR ATTIRE HAS FALLEN

Barchar: that's kind of a cute way to handle vanity slots

: (( "your attire has fallen" -Vaati

: (( I've found a fitting name

Vaati: ((rp out of context

Chax: "Vanity slot. No more."

Vaati: ...A what?

: (( Lotto

Syphon: Hmm?

: (( I was just thinking of how CSGOlotto got rekt

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Chax: "Wear armor. See clothes."

Chax: "Clothes fall. Armor show."

Cowboy Kid: ((lots of people seem pretty mad ninatic is shutting down third party PK:GO sites

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Cowboy Kid: ((but pokemon gambling is immoral imo

: (( lol

Vaati: Oh.

Syphon: Oh, okay.

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Vaati: /me looks back.

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Five: "Reinforcement. I'm not sure how exactly the technology works, but she is correct."

Vaati: ghjdgj

Xhampi: makes a sort of face as she moves the torn silk away. "Fishy not make durable clothes."

Syphon: ((why does /me fail sometimes

DamnDude: (( Double //? ))

Lotto: le reason why I don't use /me

Vaati: ((oh that was bc i typed // instead of /

Syphon: ((if it was double // it would be

Five: "The three of us are all wearing armor made of tungsten. Yet all you can see is our clothes."

Syphon: /me this

Syphon: ((oh.

Syphon: ((okay.

Syphon: ((shit.

Barchar: (yeah seems like it)

Syphon: didn't say that.

Vaati: Ah.

Lotto: Somebody walks into the bar.

Syphon: Hey.

Vaati: ...Hello.

Barchar: how descriptive

Xhampi: Hello.

Lotto: more description coming soon

Lotto: [i][cue shitty YouTube video outro][/i]

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Xhampi: ((i like how the novakids have no codexes

Xhampi: ((because they don't write shit down

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Barchar: (Novakids are great)

: ((They're not even involved in the story

: ((But I like then anyways

: ((them*

Cowboy Kid: ((this is waht the john cena midi looks like in multiplayer piano http://imgur.com/a/rc38F

Xhampi: ((They're just

Vaati: ...I had yet to introduce myself. I am Vaati.

Xhampi: ((There

Barchar: (do they not have an artifact mission?)

Xhampi: "Floran isss Xhampi."

: ((Nah

Lotto: A pale-skinned girl wearing [url=http://www.sneakersnstuff.com/en/images/128824/zoom.jpg]this sweater[/url] and [url=http://images.nike.com/is/image/DotCom/PDP_THUMB_RETINA/NikeLab-x-Riccardo-Tisci-Top-827043_100.jpg]$200 shorts[/url] and a [url=http://img2-ak.lst.fm/i/u/770x0/c024c00ce57d4574941fd3fe49fa84bd.jpg]mask[/url].

Lotto: fuck URL tags

Syphon: I'm Syphon.

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Vaati: ((hi

Five: "Introduction. I am 5U-CBS. The novakid is Quirsk. The fenerox is Chax."

Fanta: ((got the safe ending

Quirsk: "Howdy, Pard."

Fanta: ((that was certainly something

Lotto: "hi"

Syphon: ((https://youtu.be/AuPH8Fu1JMo?t=24m15s

Xhampi: ((it's like the novakids just showed up (probably while cowboy music played in the background)

Vaati: waves.

Syphon: What's up?

Barchar: (oh my god i just got it)

Barchar: (They're stars because of the cowboy stereotype of riding off into the sunset)

Vaati: Th-- not much.

Lotto: "?"

Syphon: asked that to Lotto, but it's fine if others answer

Xhampi: ((they're space cowboys

Lotto: "nothing"

Syphon: Hmm. Well at least that's different from the "not much" I get 95% of the time.

Vaati: ((some people call them maurice

Xhampi: "Floran likesss mask."

Lotto: She takes off her mask, revealing that she's just wearing fucking sunglasses.

Lotto: "ok"

Syphon: Though it means the same thing, but whatever.

Vaati: ...

Vaati: Does... how does that work?

Lotto: "mask"

Lotto: "over" She points to her sunglasses.

Vaati: No, but... the spectacles underneath a mask that is formed to your face?

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Lotto: She takes off her sunglasses, revealing a pair of movie theater 3D glasses.

Lotto: Like, those thin paper ones.

Xhampi: ...

Vaati: ....

Xhampi: Many vanity ssslotsss.

Syphon: ...

Syphon: Any other things on your face?

Chax: "Too many. Where face?'

Cowboy Kid: ((my new wallpaper http://i.imgur.com/4SGanzl.png

Lotto: She takes off the 3D glasses, revealing the rest of her actual face.

Syphon: Okay, cool.

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Vaati: Oh.

Lotto: She has completely purple eyes. Like purple color contacts.

Lotto: But not actually purple color contacts.

Chax: "Eyes pretty. Chax like."

Vaati: They are.

Syphon: Mhm.

Chax: sniffs Lotto a bit. I assume she'd have a human smell?

Syphon: ((https://youtu.be/GI5WZ8GIB3Y?t=17m44s

Lotto: she smells like skittles

Lotto: or airheads

Lotto: fruity candy

Chax: "...Food smell...?"

Lotto: [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/66/69/ee/6669ee639cbd59eea2226a2b5aa46691.jpg]eyes like this[/url]

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Lotto: "yes"

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Chax: "Chax confused. Why food?"

Syphon: ...Do you only say one word at a time?

Xhampi: "Human smell like fruit."

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Lotto: "i'm not a fan of talking much but"

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Lotto: "usually yes"

Syphon: Ah, phew.

Lotto: she just likes to fuck with people by doing that

Barchar: (Lotto: "No of course not you idiot. My vocabulary is gigantic, and I can express ideas in over 700 ways, and that's just with a dictionary")

Syphon: Thought you were gonna be another primal person.

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Lotto: "y tho"

Fanta: ((Maybe it's time

Chax: "Chax agree. That's hard."

Syphon: Clothing suggests otherwise though, it has some aesthetic.

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Tito Dick [Tito DIck].

Tropo: Tropo just fucking busts in.

Chax: "Wow, rude."

Tito DIck: ((To finally do it

Syphon: Hey.

Chax: yelps, before hissing at Tropo

Tropo: "DID YOU SAY ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ"

Barchar: (don't)

Barchar: (don't do it)

Syphon: Yes.

Syphon: Why?

Xhampi: ((is it okay for him to get stabbed

Tropo: "i'm sorry, that word gets me fired up" He instantly leaves.

Vaati: Ah!

Syphon: Oh. Bye.

Chax: a canine trait immediately followed by a feline one

Chax: 10/10

Lotto: lotto likes stabbing people

Syphon: ((gtg

Tito DIck: ((Don't be meeeeeaaaaan

Xhampi: [i]really[/i] likes stabbing people.

Tito DIck: ((I'm sure the dickman is a cool dude if you get to know him

: Tito Dick [Tito DIck] is now Tito Dick [Tito Dick].

Lotto: (( yeah no

Syphon: ((gn

Chax: enjoys stabbing too

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Cowboy Kid: ((gn

Vaati: ((gn

Lotto: who doesn't

Chax: the could be stabbing buddies

Tito Dick: ((gn

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Lotto: #stabbing4lyfe

Vaati: would stab someone with his claws.

Lotto: was actually a result of stabbings kek

Lotto: stabbing the people who stab other people

Xhampi: was raised to stab.

Barchar: likes disintegrating more than stabbing, but she still enjoys it

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Tito Dick: ((I'm going to try my best to capture the writing with his dialog

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Tito Dick: ((Here goes nothing

Lotto: (( http://i.imgur.com/6McQTX4.png

Tito Dick: who enters the bar?

Barchar: (oh boi)

Tito Dick: why, the dickman of course http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/thenutshack/images/e/e2/Tito316.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150311100918

Barchar: i dunno

Lotto: instantly gets ready to stab tito

Xhampi: looks up.

Cowboy Kid: ((o shit

Xhampi: ((it's

Chax: HISSES LOUD AT HIM

Cowboy Kid: ((THE

Lotto: (( you can just tell the nutshack was animated in flash on a $40 budget

Xhampi: Human ssshiny.

Vaati: shields his eyes.

Barchar: (HAHAHAHAHAHA)

Lotto: starts spinning some random fucking knives that probably can't be spun

Barchar: (you think the nutshack costed 40 dollars)

Tito Dick: "Hellooo, bargoers"

Xhampi: ((their budget was pocket lint

Barchar: she is not stopping her hissing

Chax: oops

Chax: i meant her

Tito Dick: speaks with an almost indiscernible accent that makes him damn near impossible to understand

Lotto: barchar be hissing

Chara_Dreemurr: -She walks in.-

Lotto: Instead of hissing, she creates a high dog-whistle esque tone.

Vaati: is covering his eyes.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Hey gu- oh what the holy mother of fuck are you?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "..."

Chara_Dreemurr: -She leaves.-

Tito Dick: is cd adressing the dickman

Lotto: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfxewnndNQ8

Chara_Dreemurr: -She was.-

Tito Dick: my mix rn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5v5j7VTlXw

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Chara_Dreemurr: -She returns.-

Chax: she really doesn't like Tito, apparently

Chara_Dreemurr: "Oh fuck it wasn't a dream."

Tito Dick: takes a seat at the bar, propping a knee up on it and looking at any lovely ladies around

Quirsk: "Jesus, you got Chax all fuckin' riled up."

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Lotto: lotto is thicc

Chara_Dreemurr: -She goes to the couch.-

Lotto: thicc with vocabulary

Xhampi: is a plant

Tito Dick: "What's got you all riled up, beyoootch?"

Lotto: and actually thicc

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Tito Dick: points at Chax

Chax: she just hisses louder as he starts addressing her

Lotto: Lotto just sits on the couch.

Tito Dick: ((it could be worse, i could have brought in the worst character

Xhampi: looks confused. Nobody's actually sworn around her before.

Xhampi: "What is... beyoootch?"

Tito Dick: is a horrible character but not the worst

Lotto: BUT Y THO

Xhampi: -This little innocent cannibal-

Barchar: -wait florans are cannibals?

Xhampi: -ye-

Tito Dick: "That person right over therrrre"

Tito Dick: points to Chax again

Lotto: She just stares at the shitshow.

Chara_Dreemurr: "It's a word that refers to female dogs, but was turned into a derogatory term to others."

Vaati: ((i read that as cannabis

Chara_Dreemurr: "You're welcome."

Lotto: "I have a bitch."

Xhampi: "Not beyoootch. Fenerox."

Lotto: "Metaphorically and actually."

Chax: "BAD HUMAN! CHAX HATE!"

Cowboy Kid: ((The nutshack is one the top ten anime of all time

Vaati: goes to the couch and flips his ponytail over to cover his eyes.

Lotto: She puts her mask back on.

Lotto: Along with the sunglasses and 3D glasses.

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Tito Dick: ((I'm gonna avoid having tito talk with vaati as to not piss people off ooc

Tito Dick: ((AAAA

Barchar: (is the nutshack a better anime than cory in the house?)

Vaati: ((oh no what the fuck would he do

Lotto: (( no

Lotto: (( NEVER COMPARE THE NUTSHACK TO CITH

Chara_Dreemurr: "Great. We have this... guy, here."

Lotto: (( I wrote some Cory Baxter x Reader lemons

Tito Dick: "What's wrong little girlllll?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "I regret saying anythin about you."

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Chara_Dreemurr: "Also I'm hundreds of years old."

Cowboy Kid: Cory in the house <-- King of the hill <-- the nutshack

Chara_Dreemurr: -She probably shouldn't have said that but still.-

Cowboy Kid: ((dat was ooc

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Chax: she's so fucking focused on this dude, she will not stop hissing at him

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Chax: her vocal chords are gonna fucking hate her tomorrow

Tito Dick: "Hundreds of yearrrrs old you saaaay?"

Xhampi: is playing around with a butter knife.

: Swood [Cowboy Kid] is now Cowboy Kid [Cowboy Kid].

Chara_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

Cowboy Kid: walks into the ar

Cowboy Kid: sees this

Chara_Dreemurr: "This body is nineteen."

Five: "Confused, mix, disturbed. Why do you speak as if you're heavily intoxicated?"

Cowboy Kid: walks out of the bar

Chara_Dreemurr: "Hey, Five?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Maybe it's because he's heavily intoxicated."

Cowboy Kid: ((the ends

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Tito Dick: ((Vaati is androgenous

Five: "...Shame. I suppose that should have been obvious."

Vaati: ((dude i mistook him for a woman until the game referred to him as a guy

Tito Dick: ((I know

Barchar: (and thus was the end of Ck's rp career)

Cowboy Kid: ((for now

Vaati: ((if tito mistakes him for a woman thats completely natural

Barchar: (now he can just stay in the ooc and make jokes, and that'll be fine)

Cowboy Kid: ((I'm gonna procrastinate a few more months/years/millenia

Tito Dick: ((But I know what he'd do

Vaati: ((oh no

Vaati: ((pm me

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Xhampi: starts to play with the strips of silk at her feet.

Lotto: She yawns.

Tito Dick: gets a beer

Tito Dick: "There's only ooone thing to enjoy when there's a male bartenderrrr"

Vaati: ((im actually curious

Five: "Concerned, mis, disturbed. Is any further alcohol consumption healthy?"

Tito Dick: ((Basically

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Barchar: just looks at Tito. She is staying the fuck away from him

Tito Dick: ((It would result in things that would piss off most of the chat

Vaati: ((hm

Tito Dick: ((The nutshack is not the most progressive cartoon

Vaati: ((ohhh

Vaati: ((i think i get it

Cowboy Kid: ((do it anyways

Xhampi: ((oooh i think i'm picking up what you're putting down

Tito Dick: ((Just take the worst character for example, cherry

Barchar: (I mean, if it's a character that's reaaally homophobic or misogynist, then he can be that without us hating you)

Barchar: (we know that the characters and the people are different)

Tito Dick: ((I know, but people would still get pissed

Cowboy Kid: ((we all know that the nutshack is a crap show

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Barchar: (if it's such a mindfield and you don't feel like you can play the character without pissing us off)

Barchar: (then why play the character?)

Vaati: ((i mean as long as you keep slurs to a minimum i'm fine with the portrayal of showing how shitty this guy really is

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Tito Dick: ((I figured he'd get killed before i played him for an hour lol

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Vaati: ((ah

Cowboy Kid: ((who wants to kill tito dick

Cowboy Kid: ((that is the question

: アブソル〜ＥＳＰＥＲ２１４ [Lotto] is now 比。。。８７.５％！~~~ [Lotto].

Chax: to be fair she is on a hairpin trigger right now

Tito Dick: ((This is not a character i planned to rp long

Lotto: will really stab anybody regardless of anything

Cowboy Kid: ((i could do it if nobody wants to

Xhampi: is singing a little song about stabbing.

Tito Dick: has his legs spread far apart from eachother, drinking his beer

Lotto: would really get along with xhampi and chax

Vaati: can and will kill him if it comes down to it

Tito Dick: "Ahhhhh, that's some guud stuff"

Tito Dick: wipes his lips

Chara_Dreemurr: -Fuck, she'd be down for killing someone.-

Lotto: "nobody gives a shit"

Vaati: simply finds him irritating and too bright for his eyes

Chara_Dreemurr: -But she'd tell people to not.-

: ((Bloo: mmmm i might develop a career into drawing porn

Lotto: (( I haven't even gotten an actual usable image file of sagexrelic yet

Tito Dick: "Why don't youuuuuu just shove that attitude of yours up your ass, fuckboyyyyy"

Lotto: "no"

Tito Dick: points to lotto

Tito Dick: "Yes"

Lotto: "I'll shove a fucking knife up your ass"

Vaati: ...Do the same to yourself.

Lotto: lotto gets told to shove a knife up her ass 10/10

Chax: "CHAX KILL!" she screeched. "LET KILL!"

Tito Dick: "What do I look liek, an gayyy?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Calm down, Chax."

Tito Dick: laughs

Vaati: ....

Chara_Dreemurr: "Oh great, he's literally the worst."

Lotto: "You look like a fucking mistake."

Chara_Dreemurr: "I've been here a while, you guys better not freak out and start mudering him."

Xhampi: looks... confused.

Tito Dick: "No u"

Quirsk: grabs chax, holding he rup in the air. "Slooow down there, pard. No need to get so worried. He may be the biggest douche in the observable universe, but he ain't that bad."

Vaati: moves his hare and glares at Tito.

Xhampi: "Human sssmelly and ssshiny."

Vaati: *hair

Lotto: HARE

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Tito Dick: ((Im not even kidding someone dissed tito in an episode and he said 'no u'

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Vaati: owns no rabbits

Barchar: ARE YOU SERIOUS

Barchar: DID IT EVEN SOUND LIKE HE DID IT AS A LETTER U

Cowboy Kid: ((sick comeback tho

Tito Dick: ((Given his accent yes

Barchar: WHY

Lotto: "..."

Barchar: WHY WOULD YOU CREATE THIS SHOW

Vaati: You prove that certin humans deserve to be killed.

Tito Dick: ((And phil came back with 'OOOOOOOOH SICK ONE POPS'

Lotto: WHY WOULD YOU ROLEPLAY A CHARACTER FROM THE FUCKING NUTSHACK

Barchar: THAT

Barchar: IS NOT

Barchar: A SICK ONE

Barchar: THAT IS A TERMINALLY ILL ONE

Chara_Dreemurr: "Vaati. As great as that was, don't kill him."

Tito Dick: is laughing at his dope ass comeback

Tito Dick: ((Brb shower

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Vaati: I will not unless personally provoked.

Xhampi: ((slarv had to wash off all his sins

Vaati: However, he definitely deserves it.

Vaati: ((theres too any

Vaati: ((*many

Xhampi: is starting to feel a little hungry.

Barchar: (yeah he's gonna have to try reeeall hard for that'un)

Ed: -walks into the bar, immediately noticing the whole new group of people- "...I don't even want to know how people keep finding this place."

: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Ed [Ed].

Xhampi: "'Nother human."

Vaati: ...Hello.

Ed: "Yes, we're so special around here apparently."

Ed: thinks to himself for a moment, 'can't even tell if that's sarcasm as this rate'

Chax: sniffs him. "Human smell."

Chax: "Not special. Many humans. Barchar human. Chara human. New human. Chax hate. Hate new." she growled, looking at Tito

Ed: "...I'm going to ignore that more than I ignore what most people say here"

Chax: prowls back, goiing back and growling at Tito

Ed: "Also, are we really going to count Barchar as 'human', never really knew the clarification for her"

Barchar: "Human is the closest thing, really."

Ed: shrugs. "I guess"

Barchar: sees no reason to mention the fact that she's basically an honorary goddess. Ed would never let her live that shit down.

Barchar: "So where's your partner?'

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Ed: "What, can't walk to a place being bored? He isn't the greatest person in the world to stick around with"

Barchar: "Fair enough.'

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Tito Dick: the dickman is still drinking

Chara_Dreemurr: -She's just glaring at him.-

Chax: is still hissing

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Tito Dick: "Youu like what you seeee?"

Tito Dick: points at chara

Barchar: does he actually point at literally everybody he talks to

Chara_Dreemurr: "I'm deciding where it would hurt more."

Ed: "So, what is his issue?"

Tito Dick: he points at people because nobody is ever animated to look at people

Chara_Dreemurr: "Knofe to the pelvis or knife to the throat."

Barchar: "He's a douchebag."

Vaati: His existence.

Barchar: "And apparently his stench gets Fenerox really riled up.

Tito Dick: "How about a knife to this one girllllll"

Tito Dick: flips the bird

Xhampi: "Ssstab until they don't move."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Would you like me to cut your middle finger off?"

Chax: "Chax stab! Stab stab! Stabby stab!"

Vaati: Do it.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Because I'll do it, for free even."

Barchar: "I wouldn't stop you."

Tito Dick: "Don't touch with me with those filthy haaaands. I don't want your aiiiids"

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Xhampi: "Floran doesssn't need aid."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Geeez."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Do you even know how AIDS is transmitted?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Anyways, I'll spare your fingers."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Because I need to make a point."

Tito Dick: "Through hooomos like youuuuu"

Chax: "CUT HAND!"

Tito Dick: points at craba

Chara_Dreemurr: "Homophobic too."

Ed: laughs at the mystery asshole, "Can't believe this asshole's still breathing"

Barchar: who the fuck is craba

Xhampi: ((crab chara

Chara_Dreemurr: "We're not killing him."

Barchar: "I don't think that's going to last very long."

Vaati: ...We should.

Chara_Dreemurr: "No, he's a dick."

Xhampi: is getting hungrier...

Chara_Dreemurr: "But we're not just gonna kill him."

Cowboy Kid: ((hes tito dick

Ed: "So are you just going to make friends with him like the pacifist group, or are you actually going to do something about him if you'r not going to fuck him up"

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Lotto: (( fucking

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Lotto: (( family

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Chara_Dreemurr: "I'll kick him out, but you guys don't understand that talking shit doesn't deserve being killed."

Cowboy Kid: ((incest is illegal

Chara_Dreemurr: "Why am I the voice of reason right now?"

Vaati: Certain things do.

Tito Dick: "Stuuuupid fuckboyyyys, getting your feeeelings hurt"

Barchar: "Fuck off."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Just ignore him, I can try and escort him out, if you want."

Cowboy Kid: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_bmyk7Tgqk

Cowboy Kid: ((do that

Vaati: Please do.

Xhampi: is learning all sorts of new vocabulary.

Vaati: Or make him suffer.

Ed: shrugs. "I don't really care about people anyways, so whatever you do I don't care. Just take care of him"

Chara_Dreemurr: -She sighs, going over to Tito.-

Chara_Dreemurr: "There's three ways this goes. You walk out, I force you out, or I knock you out and throw you out."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Pick."

Tito Dick: "A lady like yourself would [i]force[/i] me out ehhhh?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Yep."

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Chara_Dreemurr: "...I gave you three choices, are you gonna pick?"

Lotto: (( so apparently my mom is trying to force me into doing stupid shit

Tito Dick: "Handle me all you want sweet thaaaaaang"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Can I see that bottle?"

Lotto: (( fml

Xhampi: feels like she should be disgusted.

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Cowboy Kid: ((what does she want you to do?

Tito Dick: "I can show you my bottle"

Vaati: is disgusted

Chara_Dreemurr: "I mean the beer bottle."

: Vaati [Vaati] is now Schyroton [Schyroton].

Tito Dick: too late hes already takin his pants off

Chara_Dreemurr: "Jesus Christ... Grillby, can you-"

: Schyroton [Schyroton] is now Vaati [Vaati].

Five: "Disgust. It appears that this man is scum."

Chara_Dreemurr: -Welp, she takes the bottle and attempts at smashing it over his head.-

Chara_Dreemurr: -The one on his shoulders.-

Tito Dick: is koed

Grillby: ...........Get him out.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Alright. I'm not touching him though."

Ed: "..."

Chara_Dreemurr: "His tan is gonna stain my sweater."

Xhampi: seems excited. "SSSTAB!" She's already unsheathed her sword.

Barchar: picks himp up, carrying him out. "No, Xhampi. No stab.';

Chara_Dreemurr: -She ties a rope around his legs, and-

Chara_Dreemurr: -Well nevermind.-

Vaati: uses his magic, walks out of the bar with -- ok then

Chax: hisses, as Quirsk keeps her away from Tito as Barchar carries her out

Xhampi: ... Noooo...

Barchar: looks at the anydoor. She "makes" "a" "typo" as she tries to get him back home, tossing him into some random dimension.

Tito Dick: his hand twitches in barchars hrasp

Tito Dick: this is the end of the dickman

Tito Dick: for now

Chara_Dreemurr: "See guys! Major violence is only sometimes the answer."

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Chara_Dreemurr: "I used minor violence."

Xhampi: nods, even though she still seems sad.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Which is the answer most times."

Xhampi: steps out of the bar for a moment to see if she can find something fresh to eat.

Ed: "at least you know when it is an answer, compared to most people here"

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Chax: sighs, shaking her head. "No stab. Chax sad." she said, getting down in a stance mildly similar to a pounce, though mostly just a defeated lay down.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Chax, I'll stab him for you later."

Vaati: Oh, no, it often is an answer.

Tito Dick: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaXFoba-t4A&feature=youtu.be holy fuck

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Ed: "Why can you not be the people I have to work worth every weekend"

Chax: "...Okay, then." she said, getting back up on her two legs

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Chax: "Chara good. Chax like. Let stab."

Tito Dick: ((T I T O D I C K D I C K M A N B A B Y

Chara_Dreemurr: "Chara Dreemurr saves the day."

Tito Dick: ((https://youtu.be/A8t9nY8k0O8?t=1m21s

: Tito Dick [Tito Dick] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Vaati: ...

Fanta: is still hospital

Chax: it would be...interesting to have Chax in the slarc at the VERY least. She wouldn't be too great at INF, or supports

Azalea: -She was asleep, but wakes up.-

Chax: could probably make a good fighter though

Fanta: ((Wanna see how phil walks in every single episode

Fanta: ((http://67.media.tumblr.com/9a4d61764ff09498e8aea6003ffefc0e/tumblr_inline_o9s4ysahMY1sbu1c1_500.gif

Xhampi: ((how is that comfortable

Fanta: ((Every. Single. Episode. Contains that walk.

Chax: and on the off chance that we need to be in a band

Chax: she'd be a killer drum

Barchar: (WHAT)

Barchar: (THE)

Barchar: (FUCK)

Xhampi: comes back in. There's blood on her face.

Azalea: "...?"

Cowboy Kid: ((wat

Barchar: (THE OTHER WALK CYCLES ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY ALRIGHT, BUT THAT IS JUST)

Azalea: "...What time is it?"

Barchar: (WAT)

Vaati: ((the boobs tho

Vaati: ...

Vaati: Hello.

Xhampi: "Floran not hungry any more."

Fanta: "Getting close to midnight"

Vaati: You found meat?!

Chax: "...Chax hungry. Just realized."

Xhampi: nods.

Barchar: "There are still animals around, Vaati.'

Fanta: ((I don't know whether I love or hate this show

Azalea: "Oh."

Vaati: There are?!

Azalea: "...I'm not tired anymore. I'm hungry."

Five: hands her a fucking steak, which she tears into

Barchar: "Yes?"

Barchar: "Why is this so shocking to you?"

Fanta: "Ok, we can get some food"

Xhampi: actually managed to find one of the humans left.

Azalea: "..."

Fanta: "What do you want?"

Fanta: "I'll bring it"

Azalea: "I don't know."

Vaati: I thought this place was barren.

Fanta: ((Azalea: my grilfriend's pussy

Azalea: "Soup."

Fanta: "Any kind?"

Barchar: "Well, barren of people, yes.

Barchar: "But there are still animals."

Vaati: Oh.

Azalea: "Don't care."

Vaati: ((why does everyone in the nutshack have yaoi hands

Barchar: (becuase)

Barchar: (i meant to have a follow-up after that but no)

Fanta: nods

Barchar: (just)

Barchar: (because)

Fanta: ((Are you fucking watching it

Cowboy Kid: ((where do i even watch this train wreck of a show

Vaati: ((no

Vaati: ((just

Fanta: ((Kisscartoon

Vaati: ((the gif

Fanta: ((k

Fanta: ((because if ppg's unicorn episode made you feel physically ill you wouldn't last 10 minutes

Vaati: ((ok

Fanta: ((or until cherry showed up, whichever came first

Barchar: (This show is not worth wasting your time on, i can just tell)

Barchar: (It just looks like)

Barchar: (the worst)

Vaati: ((mostly that was bc my favorite childhood cartoon turned into that mess

Fanta: ((It's hilarious in a train wreck kinda way

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: ((It's so bad but you can't stop watching))

: ((Like a trainwreck))

Fanta: ((yeah

Cowboy Kid: (($200,000

Cowboy Kid: ((thats the fucking nutshack budget

Fanta: ((i exit the nutshack and wander upon some wild dummaton and napstaton porn

Cowboy Kid: ((2

Cowboy Kid: ((hundred

Cowboy Kid: ((thousand

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Fanta: ((I could animate better than that with 10 bucks

Vaati: ((eugh

Vaati: ((anyway gn

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Cowboy Kid: ((gn

Azalea: -She waits.-

Fanta: returns with three bowls of soup a few minutes later, she's got potato, chicken noodle, and some tomato soup

Fanta: looks at her arms to see if they're usable

Azalea: -She looks like she had almost fallen asleep.-

Azalea: -One of them isn't, but it would be hard to use her working arm.-

Ed: rested himself against a wall, blocking everyone out.

Fanta: "Do you want me to feed it to you?"

Barchar: i mean

Azalea: "...Thanks for the food, and yeah... Not sure how you knew I was hungry..."

Barchar: he doesn't need to do much of that rn

Fanta: "You sa-.."

Azalea: "...Oh, oh, right... I guess I must have asked..."

Fanta: well now she feels fucking awful

Azalea: "...Sorry."

Fanta: "It's alright"

Fanta: starts feeding her the soup

Azalea: -She weakly points to a few buttons on the hospital bed. They seem to make it to where you can sit her up, by moving the bed.-

Azalea: -Cause she's lying down.-

Fanta: she stops, then tilts it to azalea's liking

Azalea: -She is now sat up, able to be fed much better.-

Fanta: feeds

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Azalea: -She eats.-

Azalea: -She chose the tomato, by the way.-

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Fanta: well, she feeds her that then

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Azalea: "Thanks.. Fanta."

Barchar: Yeah uh

Barchar: hoooow exactly is she gonna be able to be in the slarv

Barchar: slarc

Barchar: this doesn't seem like a temporary injury

Cowboy Kid: ((I'm gonna go the bed now, gn

: ((The whole broken limbs and bones is gonna be fixed.))

Chax: looks at Xhampi's sword a bit. "Good sword. Where get?"

: ((But the blunt trauma to the head that caused brain damage can't be fixed.))

Xhampi: "Found in box."

Fanta: ((I gave bread liberty to injure her as he wanted

: ((Yeah))

: ((This was my choice.))

Fanta: ((Or not at all, she could have just eaten cookie and been magically healed

Fanta: ((So he'll do whatever

: ((I could have bullshitted a fun recovery))

: ((But naaaah))

: ((Clinical depression and Short-term memory loss))

: ((Okay not clinical depression))

: ((But you get my point))

Fanta: ((idk why she or loni would ever wanna go back in there after this but whatevs

Fanta: ((maybe to get revenge on the bomb placer

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Fanta: looks up

Chax: "Ah. Box good. Good swords. Qurisk gun. Five hammer. All boxes."

: "We looked over the scans we took of her brain."

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Fanta: listens

: "She seems to lack the ability to create enough Dopamine."

: "Which means, she won't have the ability to be nearly as happy as others."

Fanta: "..."

: "There is medication to help with this, that can help balance the chemicals in her brain, and produce more dopamine, but it isn't a miracle solution."

Fanta: nods

: "...Yeah. As for the memory loss, we can't do much."

: "that shouldn't prove to be too much of an issue though."

Fanta: "At least there's something for the depression.."

: "As for the other inguries, she'll be ready to walk soon. Very lucky she isn't gonna need physical therapy.

: "Very lucky."

: "She'll be able to walk when her arm heals."

: "Before that, she'll need a wheelchair."

Fanta: "That's good"

: "Then she'll use crutches when possible."

: "By the way, this shouldn't change.. How she is. She won't just completely change personality. She seemed sweet. She'll stay nice."

: "Just... Unhappy."

Fanta: "..."

Fanta: hangs her head down

Fanta: "Alright.."

: "...I wish you guys the best of luck."

: "Are you staying overnight?"

Fanta: "Of course"

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Fanta: "If she's ok with it.."

: -She walks over to the couch-like chair in the room.-

Ed: (( "4 of you plus our fibbage ghost Eddy" ))

: ((It's fucking both DD's fault and my fault

Ed: (( Oh hod ))

: ((Azalea you shitlord

Fanta: she do then

: -She points to a remote somewhere.-

: ((Nah Dood))

Ed: (( i blame slar for three in the morning puzzle [/s] ))

: ((I would have fucked it up too))

: "You can recline and sleep in this chair."

Fanta: gets the remote

Fanta: "Alright, thanks"

: "Good night."

: -She leaves.-

Ed: (( Also I just came to share that fibbage wuote ))

Fanta: sits on the couch

: ((And now the Frisk and Balrog supports won't fucking go well anymore

: ((Thanks to the bullshit minigame /s

: ((Nah Slarv it's fine

Barchar: (those were going to be fucking totally gloriously logical anyway before)

: ((You don't need to use tokens to fix them to neural))

: ((And the next token used for them with out them to the next rank they would have if they hadn't lost it, I.E. I'll be A with Frisk the next time I use a token with them.))

: ((Ah

: ((That's good

: ((Now Ed has a new reason to hate people /s

Azalea: "...Thank you."

Fanta: "For what..?"

Azalea: "For staying."

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Fanta: "Of course.. I wouldn't leave you here alone"

: ((Hey Bloo

: ((How is the porno going

Azalea: -She wants to lie down now.-

: ((I swear I'm not going to ask that every time you come here--

Fanta: lets her lie down

Lotto: (( im not really up to making it right now

Azalea: "..."

: ((Do what you want!))

: ((If you're not up to it, don't make it.))

: ((Simple as that.))

Azalea: -She aimlessly watches whatever is on the small TV in the room.-

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Fanta: "What do you want to watch?"

Azalea: "...I don't care..."

Fanta: "Ok.."

Azalea: "...Somwthing light hearted."

Fanta: she puts on some comedy show

Azalea: -She watches it, but all it seems to be doing is keeping her busy.-

Azalea: "..."

Fanta: "..."

Azalea: -She winces, and grabs the bedsheets a bit.-

Fanta: "Azalea?"

Azalea: -She is closing her eyes tightly.-

Fanta: rushes to the bedside

Fanta: "What's wrong?"

Azalea: -This look fades, and her grip is let go.-

Azalea: "..N-no, I'm okay..."

Azalea: "Just... My head... I've been having small migraines..."

Fanta: "What happened.."

Fanta: "Oh.. did you tell the doctors?"

Azalea: -She nods.-

Fanta: "Ok..."

Fanta: "Maybe we can get you some migraine medicine.."

Azalea: -She nods.-

Fanta: gently rubs her head in some place not burned

Azalea: -She doesn't do anything about it.-

Fanta: "I'm.. really glad you're ok Azalea.."

Azalea: "I am too..."

Fanta: "I wanna hug you but.. you know.."

Azalea: "...I hope that we can use medicine to help me not be sad..."

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Fanta: nods

Fanta: "We'll do whatever it takes, don't worry"

Azalea: -She nods zs

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Fanta: "You're gonna be alright"

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Yazan: (Im engodraged right now

Yazan: engoddamnraged*

Yazan: (how is it that the one FUCKING thing that I wanted to see happens to be under maintainance thee goddamn moment I walk up to it

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Barchar: (rip a dip dip)

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Yazan: (no I cant even make a joke I literally want to fucjing hurt someone

Yazan: ((do I ask for too much in life or something? to be constantly hounded by the stupidiest and pettiest shit possible that it attempts to take any joy or satisfaction out of my life?

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Barchar: (oh, wow, uh...im sorry, dude)

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: ((Oh.))

: ((Wow.))

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Yazan: (Im pissed off less now

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Yazan: (I guess the god of torment enjoys playing with me because it just reopened

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Yazan: ((only after my rage enduced rant

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Ed: (( Silence ))

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: ((Indeed there is

: ((And I'm going to bed

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Ed: gn

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Yazan: (oi

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CryingEevee OOC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AZHowhxM0U

Yazan: (eww pokemon

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm going to ignore that comment))

Yazan: (pokemon is the WORST THING EV- nah jk its cool

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Cowboy Kid: ((yee haw

CryingEevee OOC: ((wah eey))

Cowboy Kid: ((cory in the house is not a better anime than king of the hill. for the most part i agree that it is better than king of the hill, but i have several problems with it: season 17 was far too religious for my liking with the whole satanic curse and rapture thing the rape scene in season 4 episode 7 was unnecessary ass we have already been shown how much of psychopath Mr. president is. all it did was make we cry for an hour and a half the battle between cory and the order of the old gods was far too long. i felt like they were just drawing it out to make more money there was a huge plot hole in season 3 when the white house was teleported to the realm of chaos. shouldn't the celestial barrier that newt put up in season 1 stopped the magic circle from being completed other than those few point i have to agree that cory in the house is one of the best animes ever made

Cowboy Kid: ((I sexually Identify as go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of ƽaүing so my self 💯 i say so💯💯. People say to me that a person being mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care. I'm having doctors inject me with (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ), go౦ԁ sHit, and mMMMMᎷМ💯. From now on I want you guys to call me "👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀" and respect my right to (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ), and mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌. If you can't accept me you're a goodshitophobe and need to check your if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 privilege. Thank you for being so understanding👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌.

CryingEevee OOC: ((good shit))

Cowboy Kid: ((right there

CryingEevee OOC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNeBhQ6khwc

Cowboy Kid: ((Here's the thing. You said a "pupper is a doggo." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies puppers, doggos, yappers, and even woofers, I am telling you, specifically, in doggology, no one calls puppers doggos. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "doggo family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Doggodaemous, which includes things from sub woofers to birdos to sharkos (the glub glub kind not the bork bork kind). So your reasoning for calling a pupper a doggo is because random people "call the small yip yip ones doggos?" Let's get penguos and turkos in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A pupper is a pupper and a member of the doggo family. But that's not what you said. You said a pupper is a doggo, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the doggo family doggos, which means you'd call piggos, sluggos, and other species doggos, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((obai))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((hello again))

Barchar: (hi)

Cowboy Kid: ((hi

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CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai))

Cowboy Kid: ((hi

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Xhampi: ((i forgot to close parp again

Cowboy Kid: ((oh

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Barchar: (hi chime)

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Cowboy Kid: ((hi

CryingEevee OOC: http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/979/550/7d4.jpg

Lotto: yes there it is in HQHQR

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CryingEevee OOC: ((so. that pokemon reveal.))

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Barchar: (dat exeggutor tho)

CryingEevee OOC: ((dat jojo pose attack power))

Barchar: (dat solar blade)

Lotto: (( >people in youtube comments saying "this song is better at 1.5x speed!!!1111"

CryingEevee OOC: ((dat ice type ninetales))

Barchar: (the alola form vulpix is adorable)

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah))

Barchar: (i liked all the new pokemon)

Barchar: (though gumshoos stiiiill looks like donald trump)

Lotto: (( what if the revealed pokemon aren't actually pokemon /music plays

CryingEevee OOC: ((gumshoos i think ACTUALLY looks like donaldo trumpet. while yungoos, not so much))

CryingEevee OOC: ((y'know, back when i first saw snivy was when i thought we were getting pokemon with different types than they usually have.))

Lotto: (( this is a hard decision

Lotto: (( drawing porn or creating vaportrap

Xhampi: ((OOOOH I JUST SAW THE NEW VULPIX

Xhampi: ((HOW CUUUUTE

CryingEevee OOC: ((do you need a link to the video chime?))

Lotto: (( omg

Xhampi: ((i'm watching it right now

CryingEevee OOC: ((alright, nice))

Lotto: (( okay~

Barchar: (flip a coin bloo')

CryingEevee OOC: ((aww, to get the arceus this month i need to go to gamestop))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i actually don't have an arceus yet))

Lotto: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9nrhfaGB_k "this sounds like zora domain"

Lotto: (( I flipped a coin and got vaportrap

Xhampi: ((so... no gyms in the new pokemon?

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CryingEevee OOC: ((possibly))

CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai frisky))

: ((hi

Xhampi: ((not sure how i feel about z moves

CryingEevee OOC: ((Z moves are just a replacement for megas for those who can't mega, essentially))

Xhampi: ((*shrug*

Barchar: (sentai pose = fire nukes)

Barchar: (why not)

CryingEevee OOC: ((*steam gives me an alert that someone is playing a game. adaware blocks it*))

Lotto: (( hi frisky

Barchar: (hi frisky)

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CryingEevee OOC: ((frisky, have you seen the new pokemon reveal thing?))

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Lotto: (( [url=https://vapemagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/What-are-the-Dangers-of-Vaping.jpg]unrelated image[/url]

Xhampi: ((also new eggsecutor looks scary

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's just really weird))

Xhampi: ((i like how cheerleader bird's cry sounds like "go! go!"

Lotto: (( cheerleader bird

CryingEevee OOC: ((yes. cheerleader bird))

Lotto: (( i just got cinnabon for the first time in years

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CryingEevee OOC: ((whoa, i got 8 updoots))

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: ((also

: ((I have

: ((-shrugs- i'm okay with the gym thing

Lotto: (( it's high noon

Lotto: (( time2vape

: ((it's something new

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm fine with the gym thing. although there is something to fill that gap though))

: ((which actually changes the core game a bit

: ((ah

Barchar: (cheerleader bird is the best)

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's not like pokemon XD or Colosseum where there's just no gyms or anything to replace them))

: ((we just need to see how it works out i guess

: ((the alola forms are neat

CryingEevee OOC: ((i hope we get more alola forms))

: ((something i like about the new abilities

: ((are how they affect the pokémon

: ((for example mimikyu and minior

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i wonder if disguise will work if a pokemon with trace gets it. maybe not since it actually changes the appearance of mimikyu slightly))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i have a strange compulsion to try to make a pokken tournament arc))

Lotto: (( how would that work tho

CryingEevee OOC: ((not a clue. all i got is rp fighting, but with a dm. as pokken is essentially rp fighting pokemon))

CryingEevee OOC: ((since, there's not a limit of moves and there's not type advantages and such))

Lotto: (( wut

CryingEevee OOC: ((don't you have some vaping to do?))

Lotto: (( i am vaping

CryingEevee OOC: ((sandslash is a hedgehog. alola sandslash is a ice/steel. it's cold steel the hedgehog))

Barchar: (you mean)

Barchar: (donut steel)

: ((after pmd my next arc most likely won't be another pokémon arc, the post-game doesn't count but still

: ((unless you fucks want another pmd arc but that likely won't happen

Lotto: (( ok

: ((annnd ah yes

: ((pmd is tomorrow

: ((tomorrow is probably going to be another light-hearted chapter as it's going to show off some shit on my part

: ((there's three other mystery dungeon types i haven't revealed yet

: ((leading to a grand total of five mystery dungeon types

CryingEevee OOC: ((ooh))

Lotto: (( I should finish up my pokesthetic videos

: ((ok

: ((basically, you can go to whichever mystery dungeon type that fits your mood))

: ((for example if you feel like puzzles

: ((go the hell to the puzzles dungeon

Lotto: (( of course the 1997-1999 episodes

: ((of course you cannot choose important, plot-related mystery dungeons but that's a given

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm still thinking on that pokken arc thing i'm considering. i most likely won't go though with it.))

: (( oh ouais Hoopa peut parler français

Xhampi: ((why can hoopa speak french

: ((why the hell not

Lotto: (( which episodes should I use

: ((he obviously knows german and speaks in a mix of a cockney accent and the battleblock theatre narrator

Xhampi: ((bloo, there's this episode with bulbasaur in it where there's a ton of glitter

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Lotto: (( which one is that

Xhampi: ((i'm trying to remember

: ((https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQPxDo-mPbhR_z0cn0XmWqe4bOzuve7s5IMnaSz6ouXSSn41nEk

Xhampi: ((bulbasaur's mysterious garden

Lotto: (( ep51?

Xhampi: ((on kissanime it's 52

Lotto: (( i cant download episodes directly from kissanime...right?

Xhampi: ((you need an account to download

Lotto: (( wut http://i.imgur.com/6eyS2KN.png

Xhampi: ((look for the original season

Xhampi: ((sometimes it's called indigo league

Lotto: (( "sometimes"

Lotto: (( what do you mean by "sometimes"

Xhampi: ((well, sometime's it's just called "pokemon"

Xhampi: ((wow ash is being straight-up rude to the protag of pokemon snap

Lotto: (( ohhhhhhhhhhh

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Ed: (( oi ))

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Lotto: (( holy shit after hopping through so many links

Lotto: (( http://i.imgur.com/Pm1vXQA.png i can actually download the video directly from here

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CryingEevee OOC: ((so i left, as you could tell and when i came back this was written in the bar))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'll be b))

Xhampi: ((don't be b

Xhampi: ((b is... very one of a kind

Barchar: (is that supposed to be a good thing or a bad thing chime)

Xhampi: ((yes

CryingEevee OOC: ((i think it's neutral))

CryingEevee OOC: ((always go the neutral route))

CryingEevee OOC: ((in anything))

Xhampi: ((WHY IS TUMBLR SUGGESTING ME A NAZI BLOG

CryingEevee OOC: ((why wouldn't tumblr be suggesting you a nazi blog?))

DamnDude: (( TAKE THE NEUTRAL ROUTE CHIME ))

Xhampi: ((A LITERAL NEO-NAZI

DamnDude: (( Nevermind Neo Nazis are lame ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((take the neutral route. look at the blog. then just ignore it shortly after))

Xhampi: ((i'm not looking at this trash

DamnDude: (( Using the name of nazi while doing none of actions of either the good or bad side. They're just normally bald assholes who are also racist ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((that's not very neutral of you))

DamnDude: (( Wait, what route is this, I know the neutral route is to get to the end of the first page, the hero route is to look at it and get it taken down, and the villian route is to look at the whole blog, but whta route is this? ))

CryingEevee OOC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk1dd1D2Kts

CryingEevee OOC: ((neutral-hero?))

DamnDude: (( But Obviously the goals are super specific and you can't get around them ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((the true-neutral route in life is to make absolutely no difference one way or the other. in that regard we all failed the true-neutral route.))

DamnDude: (( By the way I have been rewatching Shadow the Hedgehog done by BSC ))

DamnDude: (( That's why I only gave three options ))

Xhampi: ((wow

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't think i watched that bsc playthough. but inshadow there's more than 3))

Xhampi: ((in this episode of pokemon jessie quit an exam because it was too hard and now wants revenge

CryingEevee OOC: ((there's: neutral, semi hero, hero, evil, semi evil. and the good and evil endings of all of them))

DamnDude: (( Not per level ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i actually liked shadow the hedgehog because i'm an edgey shadow fanboy))

DamnDude: (( I liked the game but the... third? playthrough I did I tried the true hero route ))

DamnDude: (( Then everything went to hell and I said fuck this game ))

Xhampi: ((james got a random pokemon team and got a pikachu

Xhampi: ((oh you know what

Xhampi: ((i'm gonna go out and get a couple pairs of jeans for my job

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Xhampi: ((i literally do not own a pair of blue jeans

CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai breb))

: ((Hello))

DamnDude: (( How ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((how what?))

DamnDude: (( Nevermind ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((was it about how i got breb from bread?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((or was it about chime not owning jeans))

DamnDude: (( Chime not owning jeans ))

Xhampi: ((alll of my jeans are grey or black

DamnDude: (( That's what I was guessing after I reread it ))

Xhampi: ((anyway i'm going out for a bit

Xhampi: ((cya

CryingEevee OOC: ((k. bai chime))

: ((Door))

: ((Should I enter the door))

CryingEevee OOC: ((door))

CryingEevee OOC: ((yes door))

: ((Dead))

: ((Door killed me))

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Barchar: (bad door)

: ((Found another door))

: ((Killed me again))

: ((I don't like these challenge things you make one mistake and then ded))

: ((Maybe you're not good at it

: ((Maybe there's a reason why it's a "challenge"

: ((Well yeah))

: ((I literally said "make one mistake"))

: ((Which says I made a mistake))

: ((If you don't make a mistake you don't die))

: ((Where do you get tungsten))

CryingEevee OOC: ((go to your captain's chair, when you click on a planet it will show you what ores it has))

: ((Thought I needed fuel to go to other planets))

: ((Whoops))

Barchar: (right-click to see them)

CryingEevee OOC: ((nope, just fuel to go to other stars))

Barchar: (yeah, that was me)

: ((Thanks))

: ((Oh god this guy just used a Gilda when greeting me))

Barchar: (the fuck is a gilda)

: Tilda*

Barchar: (tilde)

: ((Fuck))

: ((I'm an idiot))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i am offended by proxy))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i think that sentence makes sense.))

: ((Whaaaat))

: ((This sword is cool))

: ((I got a guitar))

CryingEevee OOC: ((nice))

: ((John cena is jut as bad f not worse on it))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i have 10 updoots on a post and i have no idea why))

CryingEevee OOC: ((THE AI IS GOING FROM BLOCKING TO COUNTERING IN AN INSTANT))

CryingEevee OOC: ((WHILE IM ATTACKING))

: ((Oh fuck it's a punch. Using this seems like a bad idea))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i hate it when the enemy LITERALLY HAS 1 HP LEFT BUT I JUST CANT HIT THEM))

: ((So I'm playing TF2

: ((I saw))

: ((There are three people named after Undertale characters

: ((They fucked my team over

: ((So hard

CryingEevee OOC: ((i guess i'm just really bad against sceptile.))

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CryingEevee OOC: ((I DONT KNOW WHEN GRABS WORK))

CryingEevee OOC: ((THEY JUST NEVER WORK WHEN I DO THEM BUT ALWAYS WORK WHEN THE AI DOES THEM))

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Xhampi: ((I'm back

CryingEevee OOC: ((ohai))

Barchar: (hi chime)

Xhampi: ((and forgot a back issue of a comic

Barchar: exists

Xhampi: ((i needed 9, 10, and 11

Xhampi: ((i forgot 9

Chara_Dreemurr: -She also exists.-

The crew: they also exist, 'cause why not

: ((OKAY I DO NOT LIKE FLORIANS ANYMORE))

DamnDude: (( Wow, you hate the family of the programmer who made the original binding of isaac? ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i thought florian did the music.))

DamnDude: (( No, that was Danny ))

Barchar: (yeah)

: ((Fucking hell))

CryingEevee OOC: ((well, i guess i'm pretty wrong then))

: ((The last florian village only said they wanted to stab))

Barchar: (floran )

: ((This one is shooting and stabbing me))

Barchar: (not florian)

: ((Fuck))

Xhampi: ((yeah they're uh

Xhampi: ((like that

Barchar: (yeah there are...degrees of florans)

Barchar: (some are pretty amicable, like nuru)

Barchar: (others are more)

Barchar: (killy)

Barchar: (and some will actually act on it)

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: ((Good thing is))

: ((I don't have to go back there))

: ((Okay bad thing is))

: ((I actually do have to go back there))

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Barchar: (10)

: (("Stumbled into a nest"))

: ((I think I know where this is going))

Barchar: (hm?)

: ((Some type of queen... Big or whatever these are))

: Bug*

Barchar: (what are you doing, the floran artifact quest?)

: ((The floran hunt))

Xhampi: ((yeah that's the artifact quest

Barchar: (yeah, so, you're pretty much right)

: ((Well that wasn't that hard))

Barchar: (nah the ixodoom is pretty easy really)

Barchar: (nuru does most of the work)

: ((No she doesn't))

: ((Her spear sucks))

CryingEevee OOC: ((just only attack the minions til the ixodoom's shell breaks then attack the ixodoom. ultimate strats))

Barchar: (for me she shot is most of the time)

: ((None the less, it was easy))

Barchar: (yeah the bosses so far have been pretty easy)

Barchar: (though I've only gotten two of the artifacts)

: ((NO THANKS))

: ((WHAT THE FICK IS THAT))

: ((I AME FOR FUEL NOT THAT))

: Came*

: ((don't be scared by it

: ((Can I kill it?))

Barchar: (the ghost is pretty easy, though it is kinda spooky)

Barchar: (just keep moving and he shouldn't touch you)

Barchar: (if you're cornered, use the beam up button)

Xhampi: ((you can't kill the gost

: ((It's fucking scary but it won't hurt you

: ((If you keep moving

: ((Just keep moving

: ((How much fuel do I need))

CryingEevee OOC: ((if you uhh,, mine too much he gets faster and faster))

Barchar: (well)

: ((Oh))

: ((Okay I didn't realize that being close to it killed me))

Barchar: (the solid erchius fuel is worth 2 bits)

Barchar: (the liquid is one bit per)

: ((I thought that I had to touch it))

CryingEevee OOC: ((just grab as much as you can, the more the better))

Barchar: (but yeah)

CryingEevee OOC: ((until you get bored really))

Barchar: (just mine until the thing kills you or you need to beam up)

CryingEevee OOC: ((or until the ghost gets too fast))

: ((It gets faster the more fuel you have, right?))

Barchar: (yup)

Barchar: (but by the time it's fast enough toa ctually catch up to you, you should have plenty)

Barchar: (and if you just dump your fuel you can go right back down and get more)

Barchar: (its fuel you have on you, not fuel in your ship)

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's harder to run away when you're underground though, but keep in mind liquid fuel tends to be in big pools))

CryingEevee OOC: ((and liquid fuel is only underground))

Barchar: (it also only gives one fuel per)

Barchar: (so eh)

CryingEevee OOC: ((but you'll get alot more than solid fuel))

CryingEevee OOC: ((a kinda long mining trip from me will net me about 234 solid fuel, but 800 liquid fuel... those numbers may or may not be correct i can't remember))

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: ((See

: ((The creepy thing about the ghost is

: ((It fucking drains your life energy

: ((And your sprite turns gray

Barchar: (which is kinda weird when you're a glitch but ehhhhh)

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: ((Then it drains the Glitch's energy source

The crew: Quirsk and Five are just chilling. Being one of like, three people in the dang place. Chax does not appear to be with them.

Barchar: (the glitch are kinda weird about this kinda thing)

Barchar: (they cry)

Barchar: (they eat)

Barchar: (they breathe)

CryingEevee OOC: ((well, glitch are meant to simulate life))

Vaati: Guess who enters.

Barchar: (stims and medical kits work fine)

Quirsk: "Howdy, partner.'

Vaati: Hello to you.

Five: "Greeting. It's nice to see you, Vaati."

Vaati: It is nice to see you as well.

Xhampi: ((the glitch don't know they're robots

Vaati: sits on the couch, sighing in relief. "It is also nice to be in a quieter place."

Barchar: (well, they know they're robots i think)

Xhampi: ((unless they do figure it out

Xhampi: ((and in that case, they're exiled

Barchar: (just not that they were created by some third party)

Barchar: (i think)

CryingEevee OOC: ((considering they literally build a new glitch to reproduce...))

Barchar: (Yeah, they at least have to understand they're something different from the fleshies)

Xhampi: ((when they do repairs they think they're doing medical work

Xhampi: ((and when they build a new glitch they go into a trance-like state so they don't realize they're building a new glitch

Xhampi: ((that's all old lore though

Barchar: (Codexes taken out?)

Barchar: (or the old intro or something?)

Vaati: ((also hi

Xhampi: ((old intro, codexes

CryingEevee OOC: ((alot of codexes were taken out so maybe))

Barchar: (also yeah hi mv)

Xhampi: ((i haven't really looked into new glitch lore

CryingEevee OOC: ((i remember in the old intro for glitch you were exiled and just barely got away, that's why your ship is damaged))

Quirsk: looks under Vaati. "Uh, yeah."

Vaati: ...

Vaati: What?

Barchar: (yeah, they...I'm kinda sad that they made the story so much more)

Barchar: (homogenous)

Barchar: (and took out a bunch of the set sidequests)

CryingEevee OOC: ((eh. i have no strong feelings for or against it.))

Chax: "Oh, darn. Opportunity missed?" she purred, crawling out from under the couch.

Quirsk: "Fraid so, hun."

Chax: "Oh well. Bad idea." she said, sitting on the couch.

Vaati: Oh!

Vaati: I had not noticed you there, I apologize.

Chax: "Well, yes. Would pounce. But didn't. Bad joke. Bad idea. Oh well."

Vaati: It is fine.

Vaati: Though, yes a bad idea.

Chax: she sits down, looking a bit disappointed.

Xhampi: ((brb gotta eat dinner

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Vaati: ((k

CryingEevee OOC: ((who's in the bar. just the crew vaati and the ever present barchar?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((sparp plz))

Vaati: ((ye

Barchar: yup

Barchar: the other chara too whenever ad comes back

CryingEevee OOC: ((sparp test))

CryingEevee OOC: ((another test))

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, seems everything is ok for now))

Vaati: So. How have you all been.

Five: "Nonchalant. Quite well, overall."

Quirsk: "Had a couple 'a close scrapes. Died off a couple 'a cliffs, but that ain't new."

Vaati: Oh dear.

CryingEevee OOC: ((i need to stop being nervous when introducing characters))

Barchar: (eh, i know the feeling)

Barchar: (all-in-all, my philosophy is that even if the introduction is shit, if the character is good enough then nobody is gonna care in a couple of days)

Vaati: ((ive had characters planned for weeks but never introduced or commanded

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CryingEevee OOC: ((welp))

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Quirsk: "Aaah, it's no big deal. We lose a bit 'a cash, show up in the ship, teleport to whoever's still kickin'."

Chax: "That's me. I kick."

Vaati: Oh. Does... does it hurt you much?

Maxwell: *the anydoor opens, then closes. barchar can tell someone came in*

Vaati: ...

Quirsk: "...Eh, kinda hard to tell. Bit of a blank fer the few seconds before it happens until we respawn."

Vaati: Oh.

Barchar: "Hello there." she said, at whoever came in

Vaati: That is certainly interesting.

Quirsk: "Future technology, pard. IT's some good shit.'

Maxwell: *the sound of a pencil writing on paper is heard, then suddenly vaati has a big brown bushy mustache*

Vaati: ...

Vaati: What was that?!

Barchar: "It sounded like a pencil."

Chax: "...Moustache bad. Bad look. SHould shave."

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Vaati: Wait, what?

Vaati: touches beneath his nose. He recoils, feeling it.

Vaati: Someone get a knife or sharpened stone.

Chax: "...Razor okay?"

Maxwell: *the sound of giggling is heard*

Vaati: ...Is it a blade?

Chax: "Yes."

Chax: "For shave."

Vaati: Then yes.

Chax: nods, making a feline-like hop off the couch, landing on her feet as she walked back to her ship

Maxwell: *the sound of erasing is heard, vaati's mustache disappears, and maxwell appears where the giggling was from*

Five: "Fear. Where did that ominous giggling come from?"

Five: well. That was bad timing.

: ((Maxwell: Get pranked))

Chax: comes back with a shaving razor, and some shaving cream. "...No moustache."

Maxwell: man, you should've seen how that mustache looked!

Vaati: looks to the newcomer.

Chax: "Fast shave. Good job."

Vaati: I did nothing.

Vaati: What had you done.

Maxwell: is holding a green notebook with a star on it

Barchar: "Oh, that notebook does basically anything."

Chax: prowls up, sniffing MAxwell. "Human smell."

Vaati: What magic is this?

Maxwell: points to his notebook "the magic of my notebook"

Barchar: "...Magical magic."

Barchar: (shit gtg)

Maxwell: writes something down in his notebook, then goes over and sits on the infinicouch like he owns the place

Vaati: ((shit

Maxwell: ((well.))

: ((Maxwell: "I renamed the place to Maxwell's"))

Maxwell: ((he actually gave the couch the adjective "comfy" in case anyone was curious))

Vaati: has his teeth bared.

Vaati: Why?

Maxwell: huh?

Xhampi: ((alright, back

Vaati: Why had you done that?

Chara_Dreemurr: "I'm sure it was just a joke."

Maxwell: because it was funny.

Vaati: It was not a very good one.

Maxwell: it's already gone, so don't be mad.

Chara_Dreemurr: "It was pretty good."

Vaati: It was simply annoying.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Looked funny though."

Xhampi: wanders in, looking frustrated.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Hello."

Vaati: turns. "Hello.

Xhampi: "Mean human ssshoot at Floran!"

Vaati: What?

Chara_Dreemurr: "You kill it?"

Xhampi: "Call floran... sandwich."

Xhampi: -She means savage."

Vaati: What?

Chara_Dreemurr: "...Well, you are kinda talking about stabbing a lot. But I don't believe that should result in you being shot."

: ((Call floran sandwich))

: ((That's funny))

Xhampi: "They say... Floran is filthy sssandwich."

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Maxwell: sandwich? that's a weird insult.

Vaati: That is... rude at best.

Chara_Dreemurr: -She didn't say the previous thing.-

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Chara_Dreemurr: "You aren't a sandwich."

Vaati: No, you are not.

Xhampi: "Floran doesn't think she is sssandwich either"

Vaati: In honesty, referring to another as food is a vile act.

Chara_Dreemurr: "You sure they said sandwich?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Cause that seems odd."

Xhampi: blinks. "Maybe human said something different... Human was wearing mask."

Vaati: Hm.

Maxwell: hmm... sandwich... sad witch...

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Vaati: Or perhaps a similar word.

Maxwell: salvage? nah that doesn't make sense.

Vaati: ...Savage?

Xhampi: ... Maaaybe.

Vaati: That would be almost equally disrespectful.

Maxwell: doodles in his notebook

Vaati: And, truth be told, would make sense; people often see murderous tendencies as such.

Xhampi: nods. "mmmhmm."

Xhampi: ((okay the new exeggutor is a meme now

Maxwell: ((i know. it's both amazing and terrible

Vaati: ((ye

Maxwell: ((i could totally make maxwell give essentially very temporary megic anons

Xhampi: ((i wasn't sure how I thought about him but i love it

Vaati: ...Did the human get what was coming?

Vaati: ((yes

Xhampi: "Floran ssstab."

Vaati: Honestly, good. If one harms, show that you will harm back.

Xhampi: Floran eat face.

Vaati: ...Oh.

Maxwell: ...

Vaati: That... is most likely overdoing that.

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Xhampi: "Human didn't need face, human wasss dead."

Lotto: Lotto walks in.

Vaati: ...Okay.

Vaati: Hello.

Lotto: "Hi."

Maxwell: ((i don't know who lotto is

Maxwell: hi there.

Lotto: (( lotto is lotto

Lotto: "hi"

Vaati: I... do not believe we have met properly.

Vaati: If at all.

Lotto: "not really"

Vaati: My name is Vaati.

Lotto: "lotto"

Vaati: It is nice to meet you.

Lotto: (( i'm sitting like 20 feet from a lottery ticket machine

Lotto: "Nice to meet you too."

Vaati: ...

Lotto: "..."

Vaati: 's ears twitch.

Maxwell: goes back to doodling in his notebook

Lotto: just twitches in general

Xhampi: walks over to the couch.

Lotto: She sits on the couch, fiddling with a knife.

Vaati: ..That is a nicely crafted blade.

Lotto: "thank you"

Lotto: "I actually made this with some sort of powder and a crapton of water."

Vaati: Oh, wow.

Vaati: That is impressive.

Vaati: Is it fragile?

Lotto: "Not really."

Xhampi: peers at it, interested.

Vaati: Wow.

Lotto: "..."

Lotto: considers giving the knife to Xhampi

Vaati: Most things made of powder are not durable. The fact that it is is amazing.

Lotto: (( Lotto: NO SHIT

Vaati: ((vaati: rude

Maxwell: ...

Maxwell: writes something down, a sandwich appears in his hand. he starts eating it.

Xhampi: points at it. "Sandwich!"

Lotto: Lotto takes out some sort of pouch.

Vaati: ...What is that?

Lotto: She opens the pouch.

Lotto: "Anybody have water?"

Vaati: ...No?

Xhampi: pulls out a glass bottle of water.

Grillby: ....................There's a sink in the bathroom.

Lotto: "............"

Lotto: Lotto gets up and returns shortly after.

Vaati: ?

Xhampi: "New knife?"

Lotto: "Not sure what this is supposed to be."

Lotto: "But I did put water into it."

Vaati: ...

Vaati: Okay?

Lotto: Eventually she pulls a single slice of pie out of the pouch.

Xhampi: "Oooh! Human make tasty!"

Vaati: Oh, a pie piece.

Xhampi: ((i think i'm on the episode where they use thunderbold on the rhydon's horn

Lotto: "These kinds of things are usually on the market..."

Xhampi: ((I AM

Vaati: Hm.

Vaati: ((AIM FOR THE HORN

Vaati: ((brb

Xhampi: ((oh that was rad

Xhampi: ((they had the magmar just rise out of the lava

Maxwell: had finished his sandwich a while ago.

Lotto: "But getting knives and guns require a bit more looking."

Xhampi: "Mmmh... Floran sssee."

Lotto: (( Lotto: I need to go to the sink to make a gun

Xhampi: ((retail worker: miss the bathrooms are for paying customers only

Lotto: (( Lotto: [spits into a pouch and pulls out a single coin] here take your fucking money

Xhampi: ((retail worker: t-thanks

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Lotto: "..."

Lotto: (( lotto was the result of semen and water put into a pouch /s

Lotto: "I could even make vomit cake."

Xhampi: "But why?"

Lotto: "Dunno."

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Fanta: ((So I got 999's true ending today

Fanta: ((Everything made sense and it was really cool

Fanta: ((AND THEN A FUCKING NAKED CRYOGENICLY FROZEN BITCH FROM 100 YEARS AGO WAS HITCHHIKING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AS WE DROVE OFF INTO THE SUNSET

Xhampi: ((... what

Fanta: ((Then it says END

Fanta: ((And the game was over

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Fanta: ((now to google all the scientific crap the game threw at me to see if it was really real

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Fanta: ((you should all play 999

Fanta: ((it's fuckin good

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: ((hi Texas

Nobody: ((Texas fucking still sucks

: ((Laharl: -walks deeper into Texas-

Xhampi: ((texas always sucks

: ((Texas: WELCOME TO THE HEAT FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Sandy Cheeks [Sandy Cheeks].

Nobody: ((Fuck off Sandy the Squirrel you lie

: ((Laharl: oh god

Sandy Cheeks: ((fuk u say

Maxwell: ((and yet, i have always lived in texas))

DamnDude: (( I still don't know what the difference between stupid and texas is ))

: ((Laharl: OH GOD

Xhampi: ((... is it because all the exes live in texas?

: Sandy Cheeks [Sandy Cheeks] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Nobody: ((And worse, I walked all the fucking way out here for internet

Nobody: ((And forgot my headphones

Fanta: ((rip

: ((Listen to music without them

Nobody: ((I'm not blaring my shitty music at a public pool

DamnDude: (( Laharl, just go to CE's house [/s] ))

Nobody: ((I fucking will))

Nobody: ((Where does CE live

Maxwell: in texas

: ((Texas

DamnDude: (( Texas ))

Maxwell: ((ooc

Vaati: ((im back

Maxwell: ((because i forgot to make it ooc

Cowboy Kid: ((texas

Nobody: ((Brb reverting through texas

Cowboy Kid: ((i think

: ((CE are you willing to give Laharl your address

Maxwell: ((no

: ((Just to see him irl

: ((Fuck

Fanta: ((Laharl lemme get u a fun game to play

DamnDude: (( This is a once in a life time oppurtunity ))

Maxwell: ((not even the harl. also he's probably in a different city

Fanta: ((http://www.emuparadise.me/Nintendo_DS_ROMs/9_Hours,_9_Persons,_9_Doors_(U)/51427 since you have desmune and i want to not be the only one who has played this

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Vaati: managed to fuckin fall asleep.

Xhampi: pokes Vaati's nose.

Nobody: ((Desmume won't fucking run on this chrome OS laptop

Fanta: ((Sheeeeit

: ((Oh GOD

: ((Crome OS))

Fanta: ((Well it's a shitty emu anyway, i'd use something better if i could fucking find it

: ((Dsume is good))

Fanta: ((Laggy as fuck

Nobody: ((Don't even know what city i'm in))

Nobody: ((It starts with a fucking B.))

Vaati: wakes up and kicks in front of him, presumably hitting Xhampi. "|WHO GOES T--| oh. Oh, I apologize, I had not realized I had fallen asleep or that you were there."

Fanta: ((Buenos Aires

Nobody: Nobody is...still here.

Xhampi: screams.

Xhampi: ((butt fuck

Fanta: is asleep on hywel

Nobody: Now that you think about it. He probably doesn't have anywhere else to go.

Vaati: Did I hurt you?

Nobody: "Good morning!"

Xhampi: "Floran hurt!"

Hywel: -He is probably on the tiny as reclining chair with Fanta.-

Chara_Dreemurr: -She is also still there.-

Xhampi: ((ash ketchum worships at the feet of his one true god http://prntscr.com/c0f11u

Vaati: I apologize; I had not meant to. If anything is badly damaged, I have been practicing healing magic that I coukd attempt to use.

Xhampi: draws her sword instead.

: Fanta [Fanta] is now The Voice [The Voice].

Vaati: ...

Maxwell: writes something in his notebook, xhampi's sword becomes rubber

Vaati: I understand.

Nobody: Nobody sips a can of fruit juice.

Xhampi: seems really upset that her sword is now rubber.

Nobody: Well, it IS fruit juice, He doesn't seem to catch on that Tomato Juice isn't something you drink.

The Voice: still hasn't stopped

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Vaati: I must warn you that, unless a certain part of me breaks, I am unable to die. That part is not visibl-- the one with the notebook, cease that.

Ed: -sleeps in the corner of the bar, after passing out from boredom last night-

Chara_Dreemurr: "Don't turn the nature humter's swird into rubber."

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Maxwell: aw, alright. *maxwell erases something, xhampi's sword is no longer rubber*

Xhampi: ((i thought you called her nature hamster

Chara_Dreemurr: "By the way, can I see that notebook?"

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: ((Nature hamster))

Vaati: stands before Xhampi. "You are welcome to harm this form as you wish."

Maxwell: holds the notebook defensively "no way!"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Aww come on."

Xhampi: sheathes her sword, not wanting it to be harmed any more.

Nobody: "...You people are wierd." He says, adjusting his mask.

Vaati: I apologize gravely. If what I did can only be rectified by violence, so be it.

Maxwell: no, i don't know if i can trust you.

Chara_Dreemurr: "You can't trust me but that's the fun of it."

Xhampi: scoots back.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Right?"

Maxwell: ...

Vaati: I do not wish to harm you.

Xhampi: narrows her eyes. "Floran not trust you."

Vaati: I understand.

Chara_Dreemurr: "...Right?"

Nobody: "So much untrustworthiness here." He muses.

Maxwell: i can't let this thing fall into the wrong hands.

Chara_Dreemurr: "I'll give it back."

: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Ed [Ed].

Vaati: sits down, on the floor. "If you wish to hurt m, do so. It is only fair, after I had harmed you."

Xhampi: walks up to Vaati and punches him in the face.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Please?"

Maxwell: writes something in his notebook. he applies the adjective "honest" to chara_dreemurr

Ed: slowly awakens in the corner of the bar, giving a quick eye to everyone, and slowly uses the side ofthe bar to help him up.

Chara_Dreemurr: "..."

Maxwell: why do you want it?

Vaati: is knocked back, holding his nose. Guess what broke again.

Nobody: "Hm, two people now who were asleep."

Chara_Dreemurr: "Gonna pull a prank."

Xhampi: -LEL-

Nobody: "Is this the time where everyone wakes up?"

Chara_Dreemurr: "Harmless one."

Maxwell: will you give my notebook back?

Chalor: T-T-T-TAG COMBO

Vaati: is dripping blue.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Yes."

: The Voice [The Voice] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Fanta: wakes up slowly

Ed: "...I don't normally sleep here, just passed out"

Maxwell: ...alright.

Hywel: "Morning."

Fanta: "Morning.. or afternoon"

Nobody: "Well thats nice Mister, sleeping is generally good for you."

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

Nobody: "Unless you get hunted down and shot in your sleep, then it's pretty bad for you."

Maxwell: reluctantly hands the notebook to chara_d

Ed: stretches a bit, then shrugs.

Vaati: pulls his hand away, the blood sticking to both hand and face. "Do you feel more secure now?"

Nobody: ((Doppleganger busts in))

Xhampi: giggles and nods.

Vaati: It's blue.

Sadako: [color=#2b0057]((did someone say gengar[/color]

Sherry Noble: ((no

Maxwell: ((no one said gengar

Nobody: (("IN THAT CASE I CHOOSE SQUIRTLE"))

Vaati: ((oh my god

Vaati: Good.

Master Roshi: (( Did someone want to get wet? ))

Sadako: [color=#2b0057]((in that case i use thundershock[/color]

Nobody: "Really, in general, death is bad."

Nobody: "Hm."

Nobody: ((Gengar doesn't learn thundershock))

Chara_Dreemurr: -She immediately begins writing, and a master sword appears near Vaati, and then throws the book at Maxwell and runs out the anydoor.-

Nobody: ((You're thinking of ThunderBOLT))

Sadako: [color=#2b0057]((sorry, thunderbolt[/color]

Fanta: ((What about shell bash

Maxwell: ((could've summoned link instead. also chara is still honest, do with that what you will))

Vaati: gets up, trying not to let his blood drip to the floor. "........That does nothing."

Nobody: ((I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU IF YOU START THE FUCKING SLOWBRO FIGHT AGAIN

Vaati: ((^

Fanta: ((Oh yeah that reminds me i got my level 100 arceus code 2day

Xhampi: ((... actually laharl

Vaati: ((FUCK

Xhampi: ((gengar learns thunder

Maxwell: huh.

Fanta: ((An arceus that can't be ev trained

Fanta: ((10/10

Nobody: ((Yeah))

Nobody: ((But mot Thundershock))

Nobody: ((Slarv, Super Training exists

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Xhampi: ((i've been watching too much of the anime

Vaati: ((i need to get all 719

Xhampi: ((pikachu is constantly using thundershock

Fanta: ((What the fuck is a super training

Xhampi: ((speaking of pokemon

Xhampi: ((have you seen the new announcement, laharl

Vaati: goes to wash the blood from his face and hands.

Ed: gives a quick eye to nobody, then thinks for a moment. 'Someone who actually uses common sense, interesting'

Fanta: ((See, I couldn't make it past the 'Breed a million eevees and hope you get a genetically superior one' part of competitive mons

Nobody: Nobody has generally been sticking away from all the fucking chaos that is the rest of the bar.

Vaati: exits the bathroom and warps to the couch.

Nobody: He's just sipping his fruit juice and periodically adjusting his mask.

Maxwell: ((i like how vaati ignored the master sword chara spawned

Vaati: Xhampi, I again apologize.

Vaati: ((because it was the four sword that sealed him

Xhampi: ((vaati: lel wtf is this rusty piece of junk

Nobody: ((Someone RP Link))

Maxwell: ((it's still the blade of evil's bane

Xhampi: ((which one

Nobody: ((But make it the twilight princess link))

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Santa [Santa].

: Santa [Santa] disconnected.

Nobody: ((So neither Vaati or Link react to eachother int he fucking slightest))

Vaati: ((oh no, vaatis gonna fuckin react

Maxwell: erases something, the master sword disappears

Nobody: ((Link: Excuse me who the fuck r u?))

Xhampi: still seems upset.

Ed: looks over to nobody. "So, what's your deal? Normally people have some odd quirk here and have a generally annoying personality. Maybe you're not like the others in those ways as well"

Vaati: ...Do you require something to heal your injuries?

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Xhampi: "Floran isss fine."

Vaati: You still seem hurt.

Nobody: "Quirk? Not really, i'm just here because I don't want to go back to my timeline."

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Xhampi: is clutching her bare abdomen, but she's fine.

: ((Slarv

Vaati: ...

Nobody: Nobody looks to Ed, holding up an unopened can of juice. "Want a can? It's bad to drink so much in one sitting I hear."

: ((You don't know what Super Training is

Nobody: ((I can only think of Santa from cave story))

Vaati: ((SANTA, OH MY GOD

Vaati: ((I KNOW HIM

Ed: (( Is Santa a fanta pun? ))

Vaati: ((fanta claus

Ed: "I'll take you up on that offer" -and walks over to nobody-

Santa: ((No

Santa: ((Santa is santa

Nobody: It's just a fucking case of random bargain brand fruit juice. He's too paranoid to try Soda, and too young to drink alcohol.

Nobody: This is pretty much a 15 year old in a ^_^ Mask.

Vaati: warps away, then warps back with a red liquid in his hand. "|Thank Hylia this never spoils...| This should heal your wounds." He sets the bottle near Xhampi, then backs away.

Xhampi: peers at the bottle, suspicious.

Santa: ((http://static.zerochan.net/Santa.(999).full.1431900.jpg

Vaati: It is a red potion.

Santa: ((Merry fuckin christmas

Ed: takes a drink, and puts the drink down. "What's with the cheap excuse for a drink?"

Vaati: It heals the majority of physical wounds, even extremely damaging ones.

Xhampi: dips her finger in the bottle and takes a taste.

Nobody: "Well, it's the only thing I know won't kill me."

Vaati: It tastes like berries.

Ed: "..."

Xhampi: ...

Nobody: "Because these 'Sodas' could just be CPD in disguise."

Vaati: It also feels like healing magic would.

Xhampi: "Floran prefer flesssh."

Ed: 'Quirk and annoying personality, check'

Nobody: ((And thats when Ed knew))

Nobody: ((He fucked up))

Vaati: ...I understand. But it will help if you are injured

Ed: "...This is some kind of joke, right?"

Nobody: "What do you mean?" he says, poking a straw through the mouth of his ^_^ mask.

Ed: "You're not that [i]stupid[/i], right?"

Santa: ((I dunno whether to play santa or cloveraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Nobody: "I like to think i'm not stupid. But I also didn't recognize a Bear until three days ago."

Santa: ((ignore that last bit

Ed: "..."

Ed: "All I'm going to say is to just think about what you said"

Xhampi: ((wow i can't believe alola eggsecutor made an anime cameo http://prntscr.com/c0fa9p

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

Nobody: "Hey, they're all extinct in my timeline."

Nobody: His mask slips a bit, he adjusts it.

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Nobody: ((You fucking

Nobody: ((Chime

Nobody: ((You

Maxwell: ((what if i made nobody's mask invisible?))

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Maxwell: ((what would you do?))

Nobody: ((Well, I wouldn't bullshit my way out of it if that's what your asking.

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Vaati: ((#confirmed

Xhampi: ((i can't stop laughing at this http://prntscr.com/c0favn

Vaati: ((hi darling

Ed: "...so, what's with the weird mask?"

Santa: ((Something tells me everyone would die

Smolster: (hi darling!)

Maxwell: ((well, i assume nobody never takes the mask off in what he's from. so i was more talking about what you would do in regards to his face

Nobody: The iEyes in his hoodie pockets zone in on Ed.

Nobody: ((Theres a reason he doesn't take it off))

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Nobody: ((Mainly, because i've bullshitted up reasons

Nobody: ((For the unexplainable shit in the game

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Nobody: "Well."

Ed: (( I think we've agreed that doing that would be a bad thing after his last character ))

Vaati: ((im going to watch su see yall soon

Santa: ((fuck i cant decide who to rp

Santa: ((pick a number between 1 and 9

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Nobody: "My face makes children cry, widows weep, and generally makes people want to look away."

Maxwell: ((24

Nobody: "Because it's very bloody, theres not much skin, and I tend to look bad."

Nobody: "I'm a terrible person like that."

Santa: ((Is nobody who i think he is

Nobody: ((No he is not fucking Rando

Santa: ((Goddammit

Nobody: ((I mean, his face is effectively sawed off, but thats because he got hit by a flying buzzsaw))

Santa: ((BUZZ

Nobody: ((From a buzzsaw cannon))

Santa: ((SAW

Nobody: ((JESUS WHAT THE FUCK))

Nobody: ((SHIT IS NOBODY JUST RANDO

Ed: gives off a small laugh. "You think you're a terrible person for [i]that[/i] reason? Wow."

Nobody: "We're all terrible people."

Nobody: "Those of us that aren't Somebody are just Nobody."

Nobody: ((NOw that I think about it))

Nobody: ((Nobody and Rando, as names, effectively mean the same shit))

Nobody: ((THey both have buzzsaw related face accidents))

Nobody: ((Fuck))

Nobody: ((Damn that would've been a much better plot twist))

Nobody: "And Nobodies are generally Terrible People who aren't Somebody."

Xhampi: ((it certainly wouldn't be ... [i]rando[/i]m

Ed: "...I don't really understand what you mean by that, but I'm also going to ask you to not go into detail on it"

Nobody: "Then we are in agreement!" he says, clapping his hands together.

Ed: thinks again for a moment, '...the drink isn't what gives him this stupid ideology, right?'

: Santa [Santa] disconnected.

Ed: "You're assuming a lot by saying that"

Nobody: "Well better to be in agreement than disagreement."

Nobody: "People in disagreement tend to be mad at eachother."

Xhampi: ((ash WHAT http://prntscr.com/c0fe7r

Nobody: "And I don't like getting people mad at me, especially since all of you are a lot stronger than me."

Ed: shrugs. "Disagreement just lets people get into agreement eventually"

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Ed: "Even if you are stupid at times, you do at least know how to not get yourself killed"

Ed: "Which I guess is the best thing for you here, but what do I know" -shrugging again-

Nobody: "Of course, getting killed is not very high on my bucket list! Right up there with not drinkign soda, not getting in disagreements, and causing good conversation!"

Ed: "...You seem to have a very linear thought process"

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Nobody: He doesn't react much to that for once, just clasping his hands together and sipping his drink through his straw.

Nobody: "The room has gotten quite quiet, hasn't it?"

Nobody: "Very supportive to our conversation, a token to the politeness of this timeline."

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Ed: "..I think you just confused everyone in the room, basically"

Nobody: "I seem to do that a lot now, it's rather dissapointing."

Ed: "Either that or for some reason they're extremely interested in our conversation, which is creepy as hell"

Nobody: "Atleast in my timeline everyone kept talking, gotta keep talking on the cameras."

Xhampi: -Her thought process is pretty much "Stab. Eat. Sleep. Repeat."

Nobody: ((AND ALL SHE KEPT SAYING WAS))

Nobody: ((STAB EAT SLEEP REPEAT

Nobody: ((STAB EAT SLEEP REPEAT))

Ed: ((STAB EAT SLEEP REPEAT))

Vaati: ((aaaa

Ed: "...Last I checked there weren't cameras here"

Xhampi: "No monkeysss. No cameras."

Vaati: goes back to reality

Nobody: "Yes there are, but they don't do much camera things."

Nobody: "Useful for seeing though, especially when you wear a mask with tiny eyeholes."

Nobody: The iEyes in his hoodie pockets continue looking around the room.

Vaati: ...

Ed: looks over to hissing person. "Why the hell are you just randomly bringing up monkeys"

Vaati: I must have lost track of things. What?

Vaati: ((that episode was intense

Maxwell: writes something in his notebook, a monkey appears near xhampi

Vaati: steps back, falling backwards onto the couch.

Xhampi: "Monkeys have cameras everywhere in monkey house."

Ed: looks back to nobody, sounding uninterested. "Alright"

Maxwell: *the monkey makes monkey noises*

Nobody: "And once more, the moment we begin mentioning that nobody is talking."

Nobody: "They all come alive!"

Xhampi: looks over. "Not this kind of monkey."

Vaati: |Stay back, shit-slinger.|

Xhampi: -That's the most grammatically correct sentence she'd said in her entire life.-

Maxwell: oh. *maxwell erases it, and summons an ape instead* is that it?

Xhampi: hums. "Almost."

Vaati: |WHY WOULD YOU MAKE IT BIGGER|

Ed: reclines back into his seat. "...[sub]What the hell is going on[/sub]"

Vaati: is ranting in a foreign language

Maxwell: erases the ape "then what kind of monkey are you talking about?"

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

Xhampi: "Apexxx."

Ed: "[sub]We have a nutjob, a kid with some kind of notepad that's brings shit in here, multiple aliens, and whatever the hell that thing is[/sub]"

Vaati: ((we need a compilation of the fuckin gems i write as this guy

Ed: "...[sub]Is that another alien, I mean whatever the hell it said, it wasn't english[/sub]"

Nobody: ((Surprised you fucks haven't found some kinda SU gem race for your starbound fun))

Vaati: (("stay back, shit-slinger" "your attire has fallen" "it appears i have copulated vertically"

Vaati: turns to Ed. "....No."

Nobody: (("SHOOT ME IN THE FACE"))

Nobody: (("Sorry. I mean."))

Nobody: (("PUNCH ME IN THE FACE"))

Vaati: ((quality roleplay

Nobody: "How do you know they think we're speaki-"

Nobody: "..."

Ed: "...How did you even know I was talking about you"

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Syphon: ((hello

Nobody: "How do you think English sounds to people who don't speak it?"

Syphon: ((me am live

Maxwell: ((ohai tri

Syphon: ((was doing things today

Nobody: ((Ayy lmaop

Vaati: I can hear you and I must have slipped into my native tongue.

Syphon: enters. "Hey."

Maxwell: ... whats a word for "understands every language"?

Xhampi: "Omniglot!"

Vaati: is dressed in casual punk attire. One thing to note, he always wears heels or wedges, despite this form being 9'6".

Syphon: ...Omnilingual?

Xhampi: -HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT WORD-

Syphon: I dunno.

Maxwell: i need an adjective.

Xhampi: ((Use laharl's

Nobody: "All-knowing?"

Ed: thinks for a moment, 'great there's not only the.... thing that wants to give me sass for their mistake, and the honest asshole.'

Syphon: Not really.

Maxwell: all-knowing sounds a bit dangerous.

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Xhampi: ((wait that wasn't laharl

Xhampi: ((that was tri

Syphon: All-knowing means you know everything, not just all languages.

Xhampi: ((I CONFUSED COLORS

Syphon: ((rip

Nobody: "But that includes all languages."

Syphon: But it is not ONLY all languages.

Nobody: ((Me and tri swapped just to fuck with you clearly))

Nobody: "But it includes all languages." He repeats himself.

Maxwell: ((i know tri's would work, but maxwell probably wouldn't be sure.))

Maxwell: i need only all languages.

Vaati: Omnilingual would be correct.

Syphon: Yeah.

Ed: "I'd personally prefer not have someone be not knowing"

Ed: akl knowing*

Ed: all*

: Santa [Santa] disconnected.

Nobody: Nobody thinks sodas are fucking Criminal Poisoning Devices.

Nobody: Don't trust a word he fucking says

Vaati: turns back to Ed. "To answer your inquiry, I am not an alien."

Syphon: By the way, I'm Syphon. Who are you? And why are you asking this?

Maxwell: writes in his notebook. giving himself the 'omnilingual' adjective. "whoa"

Nobody: "Thats an alien concept though!"

Vaati: To us, your concepts are alien.

Nobody: Maxwell, depending on how badly Omnilingual backfires, could probably fucking read binary code flying out of Nobody.

Nobody: Because words are bitches.

Vaati: Now someone else understands him.

Nobody: "Indeed!"

Vaati: ...

Ed: "Then what are you"

Nobody: It's literally just binary from his robotics.

Xhampi: ((i just thought of the raocow cat planet video

Xhampi: (("oh man, somebody speaks my language"

Nobody: "Understanding!"

Maxwell: ((he understands all languages. he would need to see/hear the language for it to really do anything though.

Yazan: be - enterz the bar

Nobody: "The word was Understanding."

Vaati: 's eye twitches a bit. ".....I am a Minish. It is a currently extinct species, other than myself."

Steve the Bear: -entera.the bar*

Syphon: Hey.

Syphon: And no, it's not understanding.

: Yazan [Yazan] is now Steve the Bear [Steve the Bear].

Maxwell: ((btw, maxwell totally made himself invincible))

Nobody: Nobody attempts to ignore the bear.

Steve the Bear: grunts and looks at nobdoy

Vaati: 's ears flatten to the sides of his head, and he blushes a faint blue.

Nobody: "Not today please Steve, I am having a riveting conversation."

Maxwell: there's a LOT of languages.

Syphon: I don't think it's riveting. Just you being ignorant as usual.

Syphon: Not in a negative way, but factually.

Ed: "Wow, you seem so bothered by the fact that I don't know a species I've never seen that's extinct."

Vaati: ...

Vaati: It is not that you do not know.

Steve the Bear: walks over to Vaati

Vaati: It is-- get away from me.

Syphon: And yeah, there's a lot of languages.

Vaati: warps away.

Vaati: is now sitting on the bar counter.

Syphon: But anyway, I'm Syphon, who are you and why did you ask what you asked?

Ed: -depending on where Nobody is, that might be closer-

Steve the Bear: grunts and walks over to.the couch

Nobody: Nobody is at a table in the middle of the bar.

Maxwell: ((i assume syphon is talking to maxwell))

Syphon: ((yes

Ed: -OK farther then-

Syphon: sits on the couch.

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Xhampi: -Her stomach growls. Because of this, she stands up and exits the bar.-

Ed: "You actually think I'll just walk up and leave the bar because I didn't know something." -said with a grin-

Syphon: Bye.

Maxwell: i'm maxwell. and i asked because i have this magic notebook that- let me actually show you. pick any adjective.

Syphon: ...Uh...shiny.

Nobody: http://i.imgur.com/T5jarsb.png

Maxwell: writes in his notebook, giving syphon the 'shiny' adjective

Steve the Bear: sits on tje couch next.to syphon

Xhampi: ((oh that's just cruel

Syphon: is shiny now?

Maxwell: ((yes

Vaati: It is because my race is... or, was, a myth. The entire species was conditioned to help others that did not even acknowledge us, and well... to be a preyed-upon species is not honored highly.

Syphon: Woah, cool.

Syphon: Well that makes a lot of sense then.

Syphon: pets the bear.

Chara_Dreemurr: -She returns, and sits on the couch.-

Maxwell: i can also make things by writing them in my notebook.

Syphon: Bird.

Maxwell: writes bird, and sure enough a bird appears

Syphon: Sweet.

Syphon: Legitimately nice to meet you, Maxwell.

Vaati: notices and immediately stays still.

Nobody: Nobody falls out of his chair, having never seen a bird in person.

Nobody: Theres a few seconds of him getting his coordination back.

Steve the Bear: lies its.head.on syphons lap

Syphon: Huh, this is a cool bear.

Maxwell: nice to meet you too.

Viridi: "His name is Steve."

Ed: shrugs, then looks to the bear. "Do we just let him stay here"

Maxwell: erases the bird. "hey do you still want to be shiny?"

Syphon: Sure. I don't mind being shiny.

Vaati: calms once the bird is gone.

Syphon: Hey Steve. And yeah, let him stay here. He's not causing any danger.

Steve the Bear: grunts

Chara_Dreemurr: "Maxwell. Can I see your notebook again?"

: High Priest Laharl [Nobody] is now High Priest Laharl [Zach and Cody].

Vaati: oh my god

: High Priest Laharl [Zach and Cody] is now High Priest Laharl [Nobody].

: ((Oh boy))

Maxwell: will you give it back?

Syphon: ((o boy

Maxwell: ((chara is still honest

Chara_Dreemurr: "Of course."

Ed: "...Alright, look at the bear, then what you just said, then the bear again"

Maxwell: hands the notebook to chara

Chara_Dreemurr: "By the way I'm gonna need this adjective off soon or else I'll blab all about my previous genocided."

Nobody: Nobody looks at the bear, then at himself, then at the bear.

Chara_Dreemurr: "God fucking damnit."

Syphon: Would a dangerous bear put his head on my lap without attacking?

Chara_Dreemurr: -She takes the notebook.-

Chara_Dreemurr: -And now there is a big chocolate bar in front of her.-

Chara_Dreemurr: -She hands it back.-

Ed: "Yes, and all things stay the same and nothing ever changes"

Maxwell: you could've just told me you wanted a big chocolate bar.

Xhampi: comes back. Looks like she's got new shoes. Patent leather. Nice.

Syphon: Only reason he would attack is if someone's a piece of shit. So just don't be a piece of shit.

Chara_Dreemurr: "Yeah."

Nobody: "..."

Vaati: ...Hello.

Syphon: He hasn't attacked anyone so it's insanely likely he will continue not attacking anyone.

Xhampi: Floran get new ssshoes!

Syphon: You're acting like a 1% will come true.

Nobody: ((I'm gonna jump in this fucking pool for a bit))

Xhampi: ((you do that

Vaati: drops to the ground.

Syphon: ((alright

Vaati: Nice.

Ed: "I'm acting like there's a bear in the room"

Maxwell: erases the honest adjective from chara

Syphon: Nice stereotyping.

Steve the Bear: lightly roars at Ed

Syphon: If he attacks you, it's on you and I don't blame the bear.

: High Priest Laharl's connection timed out.

Syphon: Or, Steve.

Ed: laughs. "You're going to call me out on stereotyping? What's next? You're going to say I spend too much time talking?"

Ed: "You're pointing out the obvious at this point."

Vaati: Bears can be dangerous and the best course of action is to plan accordingly in the event that it does attack.

Xhampi: ((#notallbears

Syphon: Does that have anything to do with the topic?

Viridi: "First of all, being afraid of a near is natural, second of all, this one isn't vicious."

Maxwell: if you're going to freak out i can make sure the bear is tame.

: Bear*

Vaati: That... would be helpful.

Ed: shrugs. "I've been through worse, I'm just saying when you all get attacked by a bear, it's not my fault"

Viridi: "Don't touch my bear with your book."

Syphon: When?

Syphon: It won't happen.

Syphon: Besides if it does there's so much fucking people that it'll be over in a second.

Xhampi: dances around a little bit. "Ssshoes uncomfy but make nice sound!"

Maxwell: was about to write in his notebook "huh? why not?"

Steve the Bear: me.is.just lying there

Syphon: continues petting the bear.

Viridi: "I don't want you touching my bear with your book, that's why."

Ed: "Fine, let the bear just walk in and stay. What's next, we're going to invite his family for dinner?"

Viridi: "Steve has a family?"

Syphon: If the family wants to, fuck, why not.

Syphon: If they're the same as Steve then sure.

Xhampi: "Floran like to eat bear."

Ed: "..."

Syphon: Besides this is the bar, there's a talking flower, there's an earth goddess, there's someone who judges how much someone likes to kill on colors...

Syphon: Why is a tame bear so fucking surprising?

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Steve the Bear: looks at vaati

Viridi: "Eat my bear and I eat your soul."

Vaati: ...

Viridi: "Literally. I can do that."

: Santa [Santa] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Fanta: is awake, with azalea in hospital

Ed: shrugs. "I'm not saying a tame bear is shocking, I'm saying that maybe you should actually think about other possibilities."

Vaati: Do not attack; I have fended off worse.

Steve the Bear: gets.up and walks.over to vaati

Syphon: Here, watch this.

Azalea: "Can you put what was on the TV yesterday on?"

Syphon: Leave the bear alone.

Vaati: stays still.

Azalea: "I can't remember he shows name."

: The*

Ed: "Either way, I don't really care anymore, you have fun with your bear. I'm out"

Syphon: Bye.

Vaati: will attack if Steve does.

Ed: walks out of the bar.

Steve the Bear: it sniffs Vaati

Vaati: smells like a forest would.

Vaati: (*wood

Vaati: ((*rimshot*

Steve the Bear: nudges in Vaatis torso

Syphon: Oh, once again the bear has proven to be tame.

Vaati: ...

Vaati: There's no organs below the upper chest.

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Fanta: nods and turns it on

Steve the Bear: triea.to pick vaati and take him to the couxh

Maxwell: ... i'm bored. anyone want something?

Syphon: ...

Vaati: warps away.

Lotto: Lotto walks into the bar.

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Vaati: No.

Vaati: is now floaty.

Syphon: Hey.

Viridi: "Steeve."

Steve the Bear: roars.at vaati

Lotto: "ok"

Syphon: Steve, they are a friend.

Vaati: I do not appreciate being carried.

Lotto: "a bear"

Vaati: Especially between jaws.

Xhampi: goes to the bar and demands mac and cheese.

Ed: (( Immediately when Ed walks out, he would of had all the proof he needed"

Syphon: ((rip

Vaati: ((gg

Syphon: At least it wasn't meant as an attack though.

Vaati: I know.

Steve the Bear: grunts and walks to the back

Steve the Bear: returns with fried.cucoo and waves it.at vaati

Lotto: fried cucoo

Syphon: ...

Syphon: Huh.

Maxwell: that seems like a smart bear.

Vaati: warps out, then reenters. His jacket and tank top have been replaced with a crop top, showing his thin frame. And, as he sees the fried cucco, he steps back.

Syphon: Mhm, an offering---why are you scared?

Lotto: (( i've kinda started to not give a fuck about my 3DS

Lotto: (( so instead of actually turning it off

Xhampi: ((i'm starting to imagine steve as bewear

Vaati: That... is clearly a predator's thigh.

Lotto: (( i like to manually take out the battery and not touch it for a year

Vaati: ((yes

Syphon: What.

Vaati: ((steve is bewear

Lotto: (( kek

Steve the Bear: walks to vaati with fres.cucko

Steve the Bear: cucoo*

Syphon: It's an offering.

Xhampi: ((ash just said "it's been a whole year"

Xhampi: ((and yet

Vaati: sees this, looks disturbed, and freezes.

Xhampi: ((he is still ten

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

: Yes [Lotto] is now Yes [Vapor].

Vaati: ((he is still ten

Syphon: Okay, if you don't want it I'll have it.

Vapor: (( how old would ash actually be

Vaati: I do not want anything to do woth the,.

Vapor: (( like

Vaati: *them

Vapor: (( nearly 30?

Xhampi: ((yeah

Syphon: Steve, can I have that?

Vaati: ((29

Steve the Bear: nudges vaati with the cucoo

Maxwell: ((i refuse to beleive ash is ten, or was even ten in the beginning.that's not how a ten year old looks

Vaati: is screaming internally.

Vapor: (( Ash walks into a bar

Vaati: ((and gets a concussion

Vapor: (( Still looking like a ten-year-old

Xhampi: ((he challenges the bartender to a pokemon battle

Vapor: (( "How old are you, kid?"

Vapor: (( "29

Vapor: (( "I refuse to believe that."

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Vapor: (( "Why don't you watch the last 19 years of my show and come back"

Steve the Bear: after a while leaves vaati and returns to syphon filter

Viridi: "Steve, do you want me to ask her-"

Syphon: Hey.

: Him*

Vapor: (( syphon should be named gabe iykwim

Syphon: ((?

Vaati: sighs in relief.

Vaati: |Oh, thank Din.|

Maxwell: ((oh yeah, syphon is still shiny

Syphon: - yep -

Maxwell: ...who's din?

Syphon: Why do you ask?

Steve the Bear: places the cucoo on syphons lap and sits between syphon and Viridi

Vaati: The goddess of power.

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Maxwell: ((maxwell has never played zelda, confirmed

Syphon: Thanks Steve.

Vaati: is averting his eyes from the hell bird

: ((Ash is fucking immortal

Maxwell: ((ash is also THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE

: ((He got turned into an immortal clusterfuck of a ten year old

Maxwell: ((and yet he can't beat a single pokemon league

Vaati: has no idea he slipped thanks maxwell

Syphon: ((pikachu is level 100 by now

Xhampi: ((he needs to beat a league to grow up

Vapor: (( Ash: "I ' M J U S T A K I D"

: ((Hm

Maxwell: ((and his level 100 pikachu lost to a level 5 sniby

Vapor: (( if ash is physically ten

Syphon: ((rip

Xhampi: ((gary is on his deathbead

Xhampi: ((ash comes to visit him, still ten

Vapor: (( he can't reproduce and continue his family line

Vaati: ((pikachu is level 255

Syphon: ((pikachu is level 420

Vapor: (( misty is like

: ((I wonder if Ash will beat the Kalos league since there won't really be any "gyms" in Pokémon Sun and Moon, or at least that is what they're showing