Viridi: "A cute plaguing annoyance."
Chalor: "You didn't answer my question."
Viridi: "Oh, and there are too many mortals."
Frism:
Viridi: "Did you not hear me about the humans?"
Vaati: No he is not cute.
Viridi: "He is too."
: ((frism probably isn't out of ordon yet))
Vaati: And I answered.
: (( I'm getting very far into these aesthetics
Viridi: "Eventually I'll manage to get them."
: (( Sage I'm coming for you
Viridi: "...Eventually."
Viridi: -On the topic of humans that is.-
Chalor: "You and I should start a club."
Vaati: He is dead in my time. Which is the best thing to come from the blaze.
Chalor: "The foundation of 'kill all humans because they're assholes'"
Viridi: "I like the idea of that."
Sage: (COME AT ME bro)
Sage: (Hex gon give it to ya)
Vaati: I can agree with that.
: (( "bro" but okay
Viridi: "Maybe you can help me revuild the reset bomb depot, and we can actually get that started."
Frism: )
: Rebuild.*
Vaati: Most humans are disgusting.
Chalor: "Sure." Chalor totally is fine with this,.
Viridi: "Two birds one stone."
: (( this gif is going to be like fuckin 10 seconds long
Viridi: "But I wouldn't hurt the birds."
Vaati: ...
Sage: ('come at me sibling' doesn't really work)
Chalor:
Vaati: I would if they attacked.
Frism:
Viridi: "He birds don't just attack people. They're birds."
: The*
Chalor:
Vaati: ....
Viridi: "Also... I don't think I actually can."
: (( to a lesser extent 'fam' can
: (( but whatever
Viridi: "I totally would... But palutena would immediately send Pit after me."
Viridi: "Not worth it."
Vaati: opens his mouth to speak, realizes he would reveal his true species, and shuts up.
Chalor: "I'll stab an angel." She says offhandedly.
: ((Vaati: I'm a piece of bread actually so stfu))
Vaati: ((you
Vaati: ((thats you
: (( This gif is running at 4 FPS
Viridi: "Oh trust me I've tried."
: (( A E S T H E T I C S
: ((does vaati hate that he's a minsh? and if so, why?))
Vaati: ((yes
Viridi: "He's been stabbed I don't kneo how many times."
: ((unless it's a secret))
Viridi: "He just gets finished and tries again."
Chalor: ((transwindmage))
Vaati: ((why? well, for one it's embarassing
Chalor: "My stabs hurt a lot more."
Vaati: ((dude
Chalor: "Like, a lot."
Chalor: Just ask MTT NEO.
Viridi: "Yeah, he would die though.
Frism:
Chalor:
Frism:
Viridi: "[sub][sup]plus, I wouldn't want him to die[/sup][/sub]"
Vaati: ((also two he doesn't want anyone to ask to see his true form
: ((also, i didn't get any of the plot of four swords, and haven't beaten minish cap in forever, but wasn't vaati restored to a minish and stripped of his powers?))
Chalor:
Chalor:
Viridi: "Okay, it's a bad idea."
Vaati: ((thats in the manga
Chalor: "Okay, so Frism won't let me stab an a ngel."
Viridi: "I'll leave them alone."
Vaati: ((manga aint canon
Viridi: "For now."
Chalor: "And she's practically got me on a leash."
: ((i never read that manga))
Viridi: "Yeah, I wasn't gonna let you anyways."
Vaati: ((in the manga vaati had a fuckin gameboy in the bonus strips
Chalor: "So I can't help end all humans either."
Vaati: ((in canon he was sealed in the four sword
: ((Also it's hilarious that Viridi is canonically called a tsundere in the Japanese dialog, I'm pretty sure))
: ((Unless the translation was a lie))
Frism:
Frism: (that was ooc)
Frism: (oops)
Vaati: ((four swords and fsa take place after minish cap
: ()yeah I know))
: ((huh. i could've swore he was restored to minish. then i have no idea where i got that from.))
: ((But they only hint at it in the English one))
Vaati: ((thats from the manga so idfk
: ((Palutena literally calls her a tsundere in the Japanese one.))
Vaati: ((like thats specifically manga
Frism:
: (( @sage http://i.imgur.com/2nI9cfY.png
: ((And pit goes "Ahhhhhhhhhh" after palutena says it))
: ((ok, i'm just gonna look up the ending on youtube to make sure))
: ((vaati explodes revealing the wish cap))
Viridi: "Well I need to et some shut eye."
Vaati: i mean, he was sealed in the sword
Vaati: ((that was ooc
Vaati: ...Oh.
Viridi: "I guess I might see you guys tommorow. I'll see if other people wanna come too."
Vaati: Well. Goodnight.
Chalor: ((Frism and Chalor roll an MA))
Chalor: ((Get a bodyswaPP
Chalor: ((It does nothing))
Viridi: "Thanks, you too. Bye."
: ((ezlo gets restored))
Viridi: -She leaves.-
Sage: (what's that supposes to mean)
: (( it can mean "fuck you"
Vaati: ..
Frism: (they roll a bodyswap, and some other poor fuck has to deal with whoever ends up in the backseat)
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Vaati: |......I really, really did terribly today.|
Chalor: ((Charol and Frism get scattered through the people))
: ((vaati just explodes, ezlo turns back to normal, everything is peaceful again))
Chalor: ((And the body is just conked out on the couch for a week))
Frism: (chalor draws a dick on its facd)
Vaati: (yeah
: ((no mention of him being sealed in minish cap))
Chalor: ((We need to have them just get thrown around through people's heads for a bit))
Vaati: ((he was sealed in the four sword, this is revealed in four swords
Vaati: ((which takes place long after minish cap
Chalor: ((Like, have Chalor start in Frisk's head and have Frism start in Hella's head, and every now and then cycle them to another person))
Vaati: ((oh no
Chalor: ((Until they eventually both land back in the original body))
: ((which is canon, four swords adventures? just four swords? dour swords aniversary edition? are they all seperate?))
Vaati: ((fs and fsa are both canon, anmiversary is four swords remastered
Frism: (I mean, I think that fsa and four swords anniversary are the teo)
Chalor: ((Make it happen via Barchar fucking up with Merasmus's wheel))
Chalor: ((GG))
Frism: (well, anniversary does have a couple new things added, I think?)
Frism: (hey I'd be down with it)
: ((it had like, a level from alttp))
Vaati: (yeah
Frism: (meanwhile, frism's body is just in the couch, with either no color whatsoever)
Frism: (or like a TV test screen going on)
Chalor: ((Just, static))
Chalor: ((What if humans' bones in colortale are made of stained glass like skeletons))
: ((i remember, i actually got all figurines in minish cap... does that unlock anything?))
Chalor: ((Really tough stained glass))
Vaati: ((that unlocks access to the locked room
: ((which is?))
Chalor: ((If thats true churches wqith stained glass windows would be fucking scary))
Vaati: ((piece of heart and a music thing
: ((ah))
Frism: (yeah, I imagine they're probably made of something else)
Frism: (i reallg like how the humans of prismtale are sort of becoming half-human half...color golem. )
Frism: (genuinely, this au is honestly really pretty cool)
Frism: (and it all came because I made a fucking typo)
Vaati: |..........I, again, apologize for everything.|
Chalor: ((We should pay MV in steam dollars to draw it))
Vaati: ((i dont have steam
: ((i think if i rped any zelda character it'd be either, wolf link and midna which i don't know at all how i'd fit that into that canon, young link form MM, or maybe skull kid who again i don't know how i would fit in))
Chalor: ((ngl this seems like one of those AUs that seems based around more art than anything))
: (( artsy af
Frism:
Chalor: "WE CAN'T UNDERSTAND THAT LANGUAGE, VAATI!"
Vaati: ((i'm gonna probably draw prismatton
Vaati: !
Chalor: "Oh"
Frism: (yeah,though it'd probably be a pain in the ass to actually draw with all those shifting colors)
Frism: <...okay. In the future, I don't need to yell when I'm making you do that.>
Chalor: ((I keep imagining Frism and other humans don't have curves, instead they just have really sharp suddenly downturns))
Chalor: ((Like glass figurines))
: ((i need to stop being lazy and actually draw something sometime))
: (( aesthetic preview http://i.imgur.com/1u38cAs.png
Chalor: ((Like, they have edges))
Frism: (yeah)
Sage: (I feel...)
edge: ((mdeathchecan'darknessbloodmdeathchedeblooddeathpbodiebloodebloodblooddeathbodiebloodemdeathchecan'darknessedgemdeathchedarknessedgeakeedgeakedarknessedgeakeedgeakemdeathchecan'darknessbloodmdeathchede))
Sage: (A E 'S T H E T I C)
Chalor: ((Prismettaton's curved body is probably an artistic innovation))
: (( the aesthetic will be released on tuesday
GIYGAS: ((A...E...T...H...E...S...T...H...E...T...I...C...))
Vaati: I... okay please do not yell that loudly, I have very sensitive hearing. And I apologize; I do not realize when I slip into my original tongue often.
Chalor:
: ((i mispelled that so hard))
Chalor: "Sorry, Frism wanted to send a message, and she shouted."
: ((i thin))
: ((k))
Chalor: "I reflexively shouted in response."
Frism: (a curve on a human is genuinely a big deal, and is seen as one of the most attractive things possible)
★Prismaton★: (( ;)
Frism:
: ((yeah, super misspelled))
Vaati: Ah...
Chalor: ((Probably the worst case of plastic surgery possible of a 'curvatory'))
Chalor: ((Curvatonomy?))
: (( AETHESTHETIC
Frism: (aethesthetic)
Vaati: ((frism looks boxy
Frism:
Vaati: ...I... I was saying another apology for earlier.
Chalor: Her red eyes are actually getting slightly redder.
Vaati: ...
Chalor: "It's fine whatever it was."
Vaati: For threatening to harm you.
Chalor: "Eh, i'm tougher than most think."
Frism:
Chalor: "I probably would've swapped at the last second, since my HP can take the bit a lot better than hers."
Vaati: ...Ah...
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Frism:
Vaati: ((yo
Chalor:
Chalor:
Chalor: ?
Frism:
Chalor: <...>
Chalor:
Vaati: ((chalor: hiw bout i do, /anyway/
Ant: (( I feel like an ass for not being on. I've had internet for like a few weeks now ))
Vaati: ((its ok
Frism:
Frism:
Ant: ((Did I come back in the middle of some big adventure?))
Vaati: ((nah
Frism:
: ((nope))
Vaati: ((just a new au
Frism: (not really)
Chalor:
Chalor:
Frism: (I made a typo and suddenly it became something genuinely really cool)
SV!Gaster: ((speaking of AUs... i should actually bring this guy in sometime...))
Ant: walks in (assuming everyone is in the bar)
Chalor: She said that in the *True Reset, Partner? voice.
Vaati: toys with his hair. "Hello.."
Chalor: "Greetings."
Frism:
Vaati: looks like this: http://i.imgsafe.org/570faf0f34.jpeg and yes, super tall. Bc I'm trash.
Chalor: Is currently a monochrome Frisk, with red eyes and blush.
: (( i feel sick
Chalor: When Frism is in control, it's a lot more obvious.
Vaati: ((o no
: ((what form is that supposed to be, mv?))
Vaati: ((reborn, different outfit
: (( i should go the fuck to bed
Vaati: ((bc i wanted a soace aesthetic
: ((reborn form doesn't have arms))
Vaati: ((*space
: ((soo))
Vaati: ((yes it does
: ((pretty sure it doesn't))
: (( 3:16 AM
Vaati: ((one of the sprites shows his arms in front of him
: (( been awake for like
Vaati: ((the fire is on his sleeves
: (( idk 19 hours
: ((still, you don't have the giant eye on the front))
Vaati: ((he's a shapeshifter
: ((and reborn form clearly doesn't have legs))
Vaati: ((he could shift that away
Vaati: ((hidden under the robe, likely
: (( I'm going to go the fuck to bed
Vaati: ((gn
: ((i just see shadows there no legs))
: ((gn))
Ant: (( gn ))
Vaati: ((because the robe covers them
: (( where the fuck did ant come from
Vaati: ((of course theres no fullbody official art so a lot of this is my interpretation
: ((the robe actually looks pretty open to me))
Ant: (( The deep web. In a crate full of weed ))
: ((eye looks like it's floating))
: (( well
: (( i'm going to have my pre-sleep vape
: ((doesn't look like he has an attached torso))
Vaati: ((i see it as becoming darker
Ant: (( I know someone who vapes ))
Chalor: ((Hey))
Chalor: ((Let MV do what the fuck they want))
: ((i'm just saying.))
Chalor: ((Insted of grilling their ass like you seem to be doing a lot of tdy
: /home/lisa_frank_420 [] is now . [].
: ((they can do whatever. i;m just complaining because... i don't know))
Chalor: ((Exactly))
Chalor: ((You don't know why, you're just doing it for the hell of it))
Vaati: ((i mean, you have the right to headcanon his forms how you want, and i do too.
: ((no one has to listen to me))
Chalor: "..."
: (( kinda hard not to lol
Vaati: ((my headcanon is tall, disproportionate body beneath long robes
Vaati: ...
Ant: (( So pokemon go came out. I think the universe doesn't want me to play it though. ))
: (( y tho
Vaati: ((y not
DamnDude: (( I have no side walks in my town, so I'm never gonna play it here ))
Vaati: ((rip
Frism:
: (( So before I go to sleep
: (( I leave with a screenshot of two legends
: (( http://i.imgur.com/7IOLZki.jpg
Chalor: <...It is pretty late.>
Ant: (( I have no sidewalks, I injured my toe, there's nothing but pidgeys and ratatas around and I might die if I go outside ))
Ant: (( Also, lightning and cyotes ))
Ant: (( And scorpions but they come inside too so that's just a constant concern ))
: (( eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeergh
DamnDude: (( This area is also completely residental, I feel weird walking in front of people's houses with no where to go ))
Frism:
: (( Okay I'm going to go now bye
Vaati: ((bye
: ((bye))
Ant: (( cya ))
Chalor:
: ((why is vaati called a "wind mage"? i don't recall him ever using wind. more of darkness))
Vaati: ((four swords he uses wind
Frism:
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Vaati: ((and fsa
Ant: (( I chose team instinct. I think that was bad. Valor owns all the gyms. ))
Vaati: ((he uses tornados and uh, the palace of winds he built is kind of floaty
Vaati: ((on wind
Chalor: ((HC: Vaati lines his palace of winds with the suits of armor))
Frism: her colors re-assert themselves, as she stands up. "I have to go home. It was nice to meet you, Mr. Vaati. I...i think we'll be back."
Chalor: ((Some of them are actually darknuts to catch people offguard))
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Vaati: Alright. I do hope to see you again. It was nice to meet you too.
Chalor: As they're walking out, Chalor...
Chalor:
Chalor:
Vaati: warps out.
Vaati: ((gn
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Chalor:
: Prism!Frisk's connection timed out.
Yazan: (ppl are still up?
: ((am))
Chalor: ((I'm up))
Yazan: (go to sleep
: ((no))
: ((sleep is for the weak))
Yazan: (its like 330 am
: ((2:28 AM))
Ant: (( 12:30 here ))
: ((2:29 AM))
Yazan: (Im the Yazan police Ill arrest your ass
Chalor: ((2:29((
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: ((wouldn't the yazan police just police yazans?))
DamnDude: (( Are you just gonna come in here every night and tell everyone to go to sleep ))
DamnDude: (( Because at this point, if we're not out there's usually a reason for us. ))
Yazan: (pretty much DD, Im still working
Ant: (( I probably will go soon tho. I mostly just showed up to remind people that I exist. I'll be back tomorrow when I get bored of playing Starbound and Minecraft. ))
DamnDude: (( I swear I'll get Starbound eventually ))
Ant: (( I'm almost an adult and I play MC wtf is my life. ))
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Ant: (( Starbound's out of early access and it got way better ))
DamnDude: (( How much is it? ))
Ant: (( $15 ))
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Ant: (( But I've played it so much at this point that it's worth it. Also there's always mods for free(til gaben fucks it up again) ))
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DamnDude: (( 2 more questions ))
DamnDude: (( 1. Does it have any controller support ))
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Ant: (( No controller support in vanilla but there are ways around that. ))
Ant: ((..probably))
: ((what's question 2?))
DamnDude: (( 2. I know it's by the same people who did Terraria, is the building style similar for like making buildings? ))
: ((it's not by re-logic))
DamnDude: (( What ))
: ((also, pretty similar))
: ((it's made by chucklefish))
DamnDude: (( Someone lied to me then, but alright ))
Ant: (( It's by a different company but I think chucklefish has people who previously worked on terraria ))
DamnDude: (( Alright, so it's not something I'd use a controller for anyways ))
DamnDude: (( Because I hated controller support for Terraria and it turned me off of it immediately ))
Ant: (( Yeah it would be a little difficult with a controller ))
: ((it'd be best with mouse and keyboard))
Ant: (( I don't even know how the inventory would work tbh ))
DamnDude: (( Yeah, it's easier for me to use controllers because I have a laptop, but I can get a mouse and good keyboard if I need to ))
Ant: (( I played it on a laptop forever. I just recently got a desktop tho ))
DamnDude: (( I mean because I normally use the touch pad because I have no form of desk ))
: ((yeah, not sure how good a touch pad would be))
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Ant: (( Sit in bed and use a book as a mousepad. I used to do that all the time ))
Ant: (( I played skyrim like that ))
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DamnDude: (( Especially right now with my table being in a room that now has extremely wet carpet and the smell can only be described as the non-meme form of dank ))
Ant: (( That's the worst kind of dank ))
DamnDude: (( I have a feeling that's going to be the only time dank is ever going to be used like that in this chat ))
Ant: (( Probably ))
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: ((unless there's like, a dark dank dungeon or something))
DamnDude: (( Or we talk about Isaac and the Dank Depths ))
Ant: (( Except the dungeon would still probably end up being filled with memes ))
Ant: (( A meme dungeon ))
DamnDude: (( So Hell ))
Ant: (( *Arizona. FTFY ))
Ant: (( News: "Don't hike in the summer or you'll die probably. Stay in doors. That charizard isn't worth it." ))
Chalor: ((Aye Flame))
Chalor: ((Still awake?))
Yazan: (flame is out
DamnDude: (( Flames Prism ))
Ant: (( What this chat was up until just now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4QGPWLY-EM ))
: ((the blue takeover))
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNUW1lRz78E
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Ant: (( Is this supposed to be good? Because this is actually kinda good. ))
: ((¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i think he tries to make everything good))
Ant: (( Oh that reminds me. I walked into my dad's office today and he was listening to Korn. Idk why. I've never heard my dad listen to metal ever. ))
Ant: (( Unless he's just trying too hard to "relate to me" or something ))
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Frism: (lol jk I'm here. What's up, Laharl)
DamnDude: (( OK the mom's nail trinket nearly killed me ))
: ((why would you ever have mom's nail?))
DamnDude: (( Run's weak, I don't mind it ))
Chalor: ((Just seeing if you were still up))
Chalor: ((Crayolatale is fun af))
: ((crayolatale))
: ((mac-n-cheese colored humans))
Frism: (I prefer prismtale but whatever)
Frism: (and yeah Jesus is really is stupid fun to play them)
DamnDude: (( Did you just get Crayola and Kraft mixed up? ))
Frism: (I think he did)
: ((no))
: ((crayola has a mac-n-cheese colored crayon))
DamnDude: (( What ))
Ant: (( Can confirm ))
Ant: (( It is known ))
DamnDude: (( Alright ))
Chalor: ((Now we need a Toriel pun but with colors))
Chalor: ((Coloriel?))
Frism: (yeah)
Ant: (( Sans is just Krans. The lazy way of saying crayons ))
Frism: (nope)
Frism: (sans is sans)
: ((i think sans is the only normal one. if i overheard correctly))
Frism: (sans and temmie are the only to literally unchanged)
Ant: (( k then ))
Chalor: (("Hey Frism why so blue?"))
Chalor: (("I THOUGHT YOU SAID COLORS MEANT NOTHING TO YOU"))
Frism: ("DO COLORS REPRESENT EMOTIONS TO YOU OR NOOOOOOT")
Jäger Leyline: -is still going-
: ((i just remembered danny phantom used to be a thing))
Chalor: ((Somewhere in those convos we simultaneously agreed that Frism and Chalor did do a geno at one point))
Ant: (( [sub]he's a phantom[/sub] ))
Ant: (( [sub]danny phantom[/sub] ))
Frism: (yeah)
Chalor: ((WEST PHILADEPLHIA BORN AND RAISED))
Chalor: ((Shit wrong opening song))
Frism: (IN THE GHOST WORLD IS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF KY DAYS)
: ((yo danny fenton he was just 14))
Frism: (PUNCHING UP BUNCHING UP, AND TRAPPING THEM GHOULS. MEETING WITH MY KINDA FORGETTABLE FRIENDS AT MY SCHOOL)
Frism: (WHEN A COUPLE 'A SPOOKS, THEY WERE UP TO NO GOOD)
Frism: (STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD)
Chalor: ((Flame oh my god
Frism: (I GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND MY MOM SOMEHOW DIDN'T FUCKING NOTICE GOD YOU STUDY GHOSTS HOW CAN YOU BE THIS STJPID)
Ant: (( AND EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE FIRE NATION HAD TO BECOME SOME ONE ELSE...they had to become SOMETHING ELSE ))
: ((the fresh prince of amity park))
Frism: (AND SO THE STATUS QUO STAYED THE SAMD)
Ant: (( "Oliburrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" "Flictyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" *flicty gets out of wheel chair and walks the fuck out ))
: ((whoa))
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBzMINN0H7g
Ant: (( That's the right show. That sounds right to me. ))
Frism: (okay but seriously tho Danny phantom was the shit)
Chalor: ((REMEMBER WHEN LITERALLY EVERYONE BUT DANNY DIED
Chalor: ((AND HE HAD TO BEG A GHOST TO REWIND TIME
Frism: (morbid show but good)
Ant: (( What is this different version? ))
: ((just like ben 10, i don't remember much of danny phantom. well, aside from the episode where tucker got ghost powers too. oh, and the episode with the dragon amulet thing))
Frism: (the episode I remember best was one with like...a mildly sexy genie, and then one where Sam was a vegetarian and that was kind of a good thing because there was a lunch lady ghost that attacked with meat)
Ant: (( I just remember the ghost who really liked technology ))
Frism: (also the box gjost)
Frism: (gotta love the fucking box ghost)
: (("i am the box ghooooost"))
Frism: (oh also ember)
Frism: (and Danny's non-ghost girlfriend who, DRAMATIC PLOT, IS A GHOST HUNTER!)
: ((OH i also remember the technus episode))
: ((and the purpleback gorrila one, kinda))
Frism: (TECHNUS YES I REMEMBER HIM. NOW)
Ant: (( Oh yeah the ghost hunter girlfriend ))
: ((oh yeah, the ghost hunter girl))
Frism: (Ooh overgrowth I remember him too)
: ((overgrowth was form the special thing))
Frism: (I can't remember her fucking name though. Martha?)
: ((danny got ice powers from his ghost bretah or something))
Ant: (( You have to save martha ))
: http://dannyphantom.wikia.com/wiki/Danny_Phantom_Wiki
Ant: (( Save the martha save the world ))
Frism: (yeah, that was kind of weird)
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DamnDude: (( MARTHA ))
Frism: (anyway Laharl, it's been really fun to just, like, build this damn au from scratch like this, seriously)
Ant: (( Anyone ever play those weird nickelodeon flash games? ))
: ((oh, i remember the special with the evil danny from the alternate universe where he absorbed vlad's ghost half))
: ((yeah, ant))
Frism: (oh yeah that was weird)
Ant: (( There was one where Aang fought Danny Phantom ))
: ((danny phantom was weird but cool))
Frism: (dude those weird nickelodeon flash games were my fucking LIFE for a while)
: ((wait what?))
Ant: (( Also the cow from barnyard ))
Frism: (wait what)
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Frism: (oh right)
Ant: (( Also spongebob ))
Frism: (like a nickelodeon fighting game I actually do remember it)
Frism: (I also remember this weird, like)
Frism: (nickelodeon-based warioware game)
: ((i remember spongebob and the fairly oddparents having near identical fighters aside from characters but i don't remember that))
: ((oh, there was the nicktoons unite games))
: ((i remember those being ok))
Frism: (I think I still have attack of the toybots somewhere)
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: ((i lost my toybots cart))
: ((i had the ds version))
Frism: (NO, mine was for the wii)
Ant: (( I think I found the game. But there are like five ads before it actually starts ))
Frism: (I had the weird glob one for the ds)
: ((they brought back zim in toybots, and i think gir but i could never unlock him))
Chalor: (( I had toybots as well ))
Chalor: ((I played bit too much x-j9))
Ant: ((Nvm it's the new one with spongebob the ninja turtles and like 50 characters I don't know))
: ((yeah, the weird one for ds that was like, "spongbob and nicktoons" and technus was playable for some reason))
: ((oh yeah, jenny the teenage robot was in toybots. and rocco was in the console version i think))
Ant: (( DON'T GOOGLE TECHNUS HOLY SHIT ))
Frism: (why not? )
: ((the only jenny the teenage robot episodes i remember were kinda freaky))
: ((like, theres the one with the fake skin that was living and ugh))
Frism: (MLaaTR was a weird show)
Ant: (( At least not without safe search ))
Frism: (OOOHH GOD I REMEMBER THAT UGH UGH)
Frism: (OH MAN ID ALMOST MANAGED TO FORGET ABOUT IT)
Ant: (( I loved MLaaTR ))
: ((sorry flame))
Chalor: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/teenagerobot/images/a/a5/My_Life_as_a_Teenage_Robot_ep_The_Return_of_Raggedy_Android_-_YouTube.flv_000168467.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/150?cb=20141120010913
: ((umm, lighter note, cartoon network, anyone watch foster's or chowder?))
Ant: (( I found a new version of that fighting game. WHAT THE FUCK IS A SQWEEP?! It's apparently playable... ))
Frism: (I have no idea what a sqweep is)
Frism: (and yes, I watched those)
: ((sqeep i think is from the monsters vs aliens spin off cartoon))
Ant: (( They made a spinoff cartoon? Why? ))
Frism: (there was a monsters Vs. Aliens cartoon?)
: ((i don't know, they did that with barnyard too))
: ((back at the barnyard))
Frism: (at least monsters Vs. Aliens was a pretty alright movie)
Ant: (( Fuck it I'mma play as Amon from LoK ))
: ((i remembered about danny phantom and it spiraled into this))
Frism: (seriously cau is like half talking about nick shows)
Frism: (once it gets to like 2:30)
Frism: (its all nick)
Frism: (we've done this three times)
: ((past midnight, cau turns into let's talk about nick))
Ant: (( Anyone watch the Proud Family that one's disney ))
: ((oh yeah))
: ((that came on late at night all the time for some reason))
: ((oh, i liked brandy and mister whiskers and dave the barbarian for some reason))
Frism: (I remember the name but nothing about it)
Ant: (( They're black. ))
: ((proud family had the 3 bully sisters that were blue for some reason))
Ant: (( That was basically the show ))
: ((and i think penny joined them at some point and turned blue too))
Chalor: (( So Flane, I assume Prismtale is only gonna be RPed when both of us are up ))
Ant: (( It was blackish but a cartoon ))
Chalor: ((And online))
Frism: (eh, one of them can be put when only one of us is here if you want to)
Ant: (( It was boondocks for kids ))
Chalor: ((Up to you))|
Frism: (but yeah, when we're both here is when it's best)
Frism: (NO, like, I'm saying that I've already made the decision that I'll probably have frism around, even if you're not, so..)
Frism: (feel free to do that with Chalor if/when you feel like it)
Frism: (*shrug*)
Chalor: ((K))
: ((one can mentally be asleep when the other isn't giving the other free control))
: ((¯\_(ツ)_/¯))
Chalor: ((Thats generally what me and B did for ACEphys))
Frism: (yeah pretty much)
Chalor: ((I still remmber the fucking line 'Use a Sans voice and tell me pickup lines'))
Frism: (this is like, a more balanced ACEphys)
Chalor: (('*youve got a skeleton inside you, want another?'))
Chalor: ((I tried to quickly make it obvious Chalor isn't so much 'reformed' as 'on a tight leash'))
Frism: (where, again, instead of two assholes, you've got one kinda assholes and one poor innocent kid that has to live with it)
Chalor: ((With the whole *Partner line))
Frism: (yeah)
: ((i always imagined ACE as robot from NT))
Frism: (Like, Chalor cares about Frism, but it's questionable at best how much of that is actual care and how much is just cause, you know)
Chalor: ((Ace was effectively a megaman sort of body, with a completely blank face, and a couple different weapons))
Frism: (they kind a have to share a body)
Chalor: ((Chalor is a bit of both of that, they've grown attached to Frism, but they're also selfish))
Frism: (yeah)
Chalor: ((Chalor isn't cancer, she's more of a case of...))
Chalor: ((Cholera))
Frism: (uh)
: High Priest Laharl [Chalor] is now High Priest Laharl [].
Frism: (elaborate)
: ((Yes I wanted that pun))
: ((Chalera))
Frism: (oh it's just-okay)
Frism: (for that pun, you get sent to frison)
: The RED teleporter whirrs loudly.
: Nobody comes through, but it's noisy as fuck
: ((random thoughts: i should rp as every paper mario character))
Ant: ((TIL Michael Fassbender voices the king Logan in the game Fable 3))
: [color=red]Paper Mario: (( -is in a shocked expression- ))[/color]
Ant: (( WTF ben kingsley was in that game. Why? It wasn't a very good game?! ))
Ant: ((And fucking simon pegg?!))
Ant: (( HOW DID THEY FUCK IT UP? ))
: ((i've only played fable TLC because that's the only one on pc))
: ((so i don't know if the others are good))
Ant: (( Fable 3 was kinda bad 2 was ok ))
Ant: (( And then they made a forgettable moba or something and it's just going way downhill ))
: ((so what you're telling me is, just stick with the lost chapters, the others aren't great))
: ((correct?))
Ant: (( Pretty much. Microsoft's exclusives have gone down the drain ))
: ((i don't even know what good exlusives they've ever had. meanwhile sony has stuff like lbp, infamous, and ratchet and clank))
Ant: (( Everyone forgot Sunset overdrive. No one knows what Quantum Break is even supposed too be(not even microsoft) and Halo 5 just spat on everything they ever had ))
Ant: (( Halo was it. And they mess that up. ))
Ant: (( FUCKING SHOOTS ALIENS AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING! How hard is that to get right? ))
: ((oh, i think shadow of the collossus is playstation exclusive. that was good.))
DamnDude: (( Thing is, I wanted Sunset Overdrive but I do not have the money to get an Xbox one for one game ))
DamnDude: (( That is literally the only exclusive for an xbox console that has ever interested me ))
Ant: (( It was actually kinda fun. But no one really bought it. ))
Ant: (( I did though. ))
DamnDude: (( Yeah, makes sense ))
DamnDude: (( Like, I'm not saying the other games are bad, but they are def. not my style ))
Frism: (sunset overdrive just looked like a shitty inFAMOUS to me)
Ant: (( It was nothing like inFAMOUS. inFAMOUS is still a better game tho ))
DamnDude: (( I need to get back to Second Son ))
: ((i heard second son sucked))
: ((at least compared to 2))
Ant: (( It looked cool tho. I may be biased cause it takes place in seattle. ))
DamnDude: (( It was fun for when I played it, but UC4 took over everything PS4 when it came out,which was Rachet and Clank/InFAMOUS: Second Son/Tearaway ))
: ((i think infamous 2 is for all intents and purposes better gameplay wise than infamous 1 but i like the environment and enemies of 1 better))
: ((i think))
: ((2 is fresher in my mind than 1))
Ant: (( If anything is an infamous rip off it's probably prototype ))
: ((hnnggggg))
: ((i liked prototype))
DamnDude: (( I liked the 20 minutes of Prototype I played at a friends house ))
: ((not prototype 2 though. that one i didn't like))
: ((for some reason))
DamnDude: (( I was terrible at it, but I liked it ))
Ant: (( I've only played prototype 2 ))
Ant: (( That dudes collar makes no sense. He's got like an anime collar ))
: ((i think i liked hoodie man alex wayy more than collar man... whatever his name was))
: ((james heller))
Ant: (( Yeah. I don't even remember his name. He had forgettable dialogue too. ))
: ((that was his name))
DamnDude: (( BRB gonna check pump ))
Ant: (( Oh yeah. I think you kill Alex Mercer in the second one ))
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: ((alex mercer was cool though. i actually liked him in prototype. i couldn't care less about heller))
Ant: (( James heller did to prototype what James locke did to Halo. Was boring and dumb and made the story go all kinds of stupid ))
: ((james, the destroyer of series))
: imo you should never change protagonists mid-series
: Unless you're final fantasy, and none of your games stories directly coorelate
Ant: (( Assassins creed is allowed. Only once. Ezio was good. Connor was boring. ))
: ((i think it can be done right. but most of the time it's good to keep protags))
Ant: (( And pirate dude gave birth to Haytham the little shit. ))
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Ant: (( Also they killed Desmond. Screw that series. ))
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: ((i thought desmond was hated? i only ever played 4 soo...))
: ((and i never even finished it))
Yazan: whose played red faction guerila
: ((me))
: ((it was fantastic))
: ((i have yet to finish the dlc though))
Yazan: replaying it now
Ant: (( I liked desmond because he was the only thing that actually connected the games together story-wise ))
: ((the destruction engine is fantastic for one))
Ant: (( And 4 was good gameplay-wise but halfway through the story I realized I had no idea what was going on ))
Ant: (( Which is probably just my own fault ))
: ((my cutscenes were desynced in 4 so i never payed attention))
: Prism!Frisk's connection timed out.
: ((CaU after hours: let's just talk about random things))
Ant: ((Pretty much))
: ((we probably COULD rp but... ehhhh))
Ant: (( Yeah ))
DamnDude: (( So it's 4 am and I have the greatest idea ))
: ((go on))
Ant: (( This can only end well ))
DamnDude: (( The house is starting to smell like shit and I'm hungry, so I'm gonna make a fucking pizza ))
DamnDude: (( Even though I'm the only one home ))
Yazan: (whose head of the night court?
Ant: (( Make? not order? Make? ))
: ((me CE))
Yazan: (ah
DamnDude: (( Well cook not make ))
DamnDude: (( Frozen Pizza is best ))
: ((i usually say "make" when i mean cook so it's fine))
: ((like "make a hotdog"))
DamnDude: (( It's 4 am, where the fuck am I gonna order a pizza ))
: (("make some toast"))
Ant: ((Yeah. Pretty sure I've never made food in my life.))
Ant: (( I should get bread. Just plain bread. ))
DamnDude: (( So while I'm cooking this pizza I come to a realization ))
: ((oh?))
DamnDude: (( I have to wake up in 4 hours and mow a lawn... ))
DamnDude: (( UNLESS ))
: ((you do it now?))
Ant: (( Oh no. ))
DamnDude: (( I have my dad tell my mom about the basement so I can stay home, get actual rest, and not have to leave tom...today ))
DamnDude: (( Because I did most of the work with that, considering he was a few hours behind us ))
Yazan: (hey ant what was the story between Akli and their brother
: ((BRB))
DamnDude: (( So if that works out, I get more time to sleep, mow the lawn, rp, and most importantly not be in a car ))
Ant: (( I don't even remember at this point. I was kinda bullshitting it. ))
DamnDude: (( Because I wouldn't be in a car ))
DamnDude: (( going to a lake house ))
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: ((back))
DamnDude: (( AH fuck ))
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DamnDude: (( I just realized I accidentally threw away the cardboard I'mm supposed to put the pizza on when it's finished ))
: firstworldproblems
DamnDude: (( It's not an issue, just a realization ))
DamnDude: (( I just realized ))
: ((#pizaaproblems))
DamnDude: (( Wait ))
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DamnDude: (( So mistakes have been made, but it's better than leaving the cardboard on and burning down the house ))
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Yazan: (ah
: ((I once put a plastic bowl on the oven))
DamnDude: (( Oh god ))
: ((It's melted to the bottom of my oven))
: ((I can't get it out))
Ant: (( My aunt put a crocpot on the stove ))
: ((i once left a fork on a plate in the microwave))
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Ant: (( I once put dish soap and not detergent in the dishwasher. I had no idea there was a difference until foam started pouring out from the bottom of it ))
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: ((CaU after hours: mistakes in the kitchen))
: ((So I know how to play clarinet))
: ((My dream is to get a bunch of people))
: ((Sneak into the Small World ride at DIsneyLand))
: ((And pretend to be one of the singers, playing as a band to the music))
DamnDude: (( My brother yelled at me for the cardboard thing last night, but to be fair he was the one who played with matches and then left the burnt out matches behind the toilet ))
Ant: (( I used to play clarinet in my school band ))
: ((I tried to microwave a turkey))
: ((Except))
: ((It still had tinfoil on))
Ant: (( I put wax paper in the toaster oven and it burned and melted ))
: ((I came back five minutes later to what looked like the end of a Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This? video))
: ((oh i used to watch the microwave show all the time))
DamnDude: (( I did that with a bag of mini oreos once ))
: ((i was sad when it ended))
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: ((i watched some of jory's stuff after the show ended, for a while at least))
Ant: (( I once microwaved a weird whole foods cupcake and it FUCKING MELTED ))
DamnDude: (( I still watch movie night at least ))
Ant: (( CUPCAKES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT, WHOLE FOODS! ))
: ((I'D LIKE TO SAY THE video
: 'DIagrams done Sexy'))
: ((HAVE BEAT OUT DAT BOI ON THE REPEATS
DamnDude: (( That sounds like something you'd have to watch ))
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: ((IT IS))
DamnDude: (( So I am instantly confused, while at least the one that's a meme can just be listened to ))
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: ((AND A FUCKING 10 MINUTE VIDEO IS AT NUMBER 10))
: ((IT'S JUST SOME FUCK TALKING BOUT HIS DAY FOR 10 MINUTES TO SOME VIDEO GAME GAMEPLAY))
DamnDude: (( HELL ))
DamnDude: (( HAS RISEN ))
DamnDude: (( [s]Now if only B was here so we can make that a plot point[/s] ))
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: ((i'm watching ytps. i like ytps))
Yazan: (youre poop
Ant: (( AlpacaHawk makes pretty good ytps ))
: ((Lets play a game))
: ((oh?))
: ((Load up Happy Wheels))
: ((ughhh, happy wheels))
: ((I'll yell out levels from the server browser, and we'll talk shit about them after we play them))
Ant: (( Why not ))
: ((fine, alright))
: Make sure to select 'anytime' as your time frame in the browser
Yazan: (its amazing how you guys go to bed only a few hours before me and Im half way across the world
: 'Fight' by Thejumpermonkey
Ant: (( I can't speak for the others but I don't have a life. That's why I can do this. ))
Yazan: (You think I do? I dont really know anyone here
: Say when you've completed the level
: ((done))
: ((i forgot nova voiced pogoman))
: I'm still trying, I keep landing on the swords like an asshat
: ((my butt got attached to an axe, and the axe was attached to the guy the was holding it))
: ((Make sure to save your replay if you've got it))
Ant: (( I keep getting swords up my ass ))
: ((We're gonna be reviewing eachother's fuckups too))
: ((oh, i need to log in to my old account then i think))
: ((which i don't remember at all))
: ((and also do the level again))
Ant: (( ugh do I need to make an account? ))
: ((not sure))
: ((i think so))
DamnDude: (( I don't have an account ))
DamnDude: (( Also nitpick for the game: I don't think they understand how spears work ))
: ((Alright, well my replay is saved))
: ((Search by 'newest'))
: ((I'm LaharlKrichevskoy))
: ((i'll just save a replay next time))
: ((I get this sweet headtaking at the start tho))
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: ((And then the awkward moment where I have to break a mans legs to escape
DamnDude: (( I won ))
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Ant: (( My profile name is elitedarklordxxx69 ))
: Is everyone ready for the next one?
: ((no))
: ALright
: ((i need to reset my password))
Ant: (( i fought the urge to call my account trump daddy ))
: ((oh god, i'm "supershadow86" this is OLD))
: ((i don't even remember ever using that name))
: ((anyway, i'm ready now))
Ant: (( I love that your name is in the style that I used ironically when I made my account just now. ))
: ((i think my old newgrounds account was "shadowknight266" or something like that))
Ant: (( The xbox name I still use is JJprime. I refuse to change it on principle because it costs 10 bucks ))
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Ant: (( We should do the level called Pokemon Training ))
: ((who's it by?))
Ant: ((IAMURHUSBAND))
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DamnDude: (( Rush1993 is my username apparently ))
: ((oh man, that name sounds familiar))
Ant: (( can't make this shit up ))
: ((It's the frontpage one))
: (("iamurhusband"))
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: ((oh, it's front page so i've probably played it before since the username is familiar))
: ((so we're doing this one?))
: Sure
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: ((i was doing okay, then my head exploded))
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Ant: (( mewtwo threw legs at me ))
Yazan: ((you deserve it
: ((I just died against a door))
Yazan: ((your fault
: ((Lets do short levels that we don't have to replay several times))
DamnDude: (( I went to the wrong level ))
Ant: ((watch my replays. for the comments if nothing else.))
DamnDude: (( and my level was terrible ))
Ant: (( minute long ad just to watch the replay ))
DamnDude: (( It is so bad I'm speed running it ))
Yazan: ((so I couldn't keep track since I was working and I just got home, whose back or new? I know Mr Toriel is here
: (("mr toriel"))
Ant: (( I don't even know how to see the comments ))
: ((Sword Fight by bryce0512
Yazan: ((Ms Toriel damnit
: (("win" counts as getting a suitably epic headstab or some shit))
: ((okay, replay saved))
Ant: (( how do I grab stuff ))
: ((space, after ejecting with z))
: ((i made another replay because that was a cool one))
: ((the replay that is))
Ant: (( I killed him why didn't I win? ))
: ((there's no winning))
: ((like, actual victory))
: ((Done, replay saved))
Ant: (( About to save the best one ))
: ((VIEW EACHOTHERS REPLAYS))
DamnDude: (( I'm now watching windows destruction ))
Ant: (( How ))
: ((Level menu))
: (("View replays of this level"))
: ((my second replay is actually kinda cool))
: ((You just like, stabbed your sword through this))
: ((And then got gored))
: ((lmao))
Ant: (( Well now I gotta wait for like a minute of ads ))
: ((Next replay?))
Ant: (( I don't know how this damn game works ))
Ant: ((Found them))
Ant: (( Laharl's was a carousel of death ))
: ((Spinstabs))
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Ant: (( If you can find the pokemon replay. The comments are important ))
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: 'FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE' by Chickenz Rule
: Yazan's connection timed out.
: ((another one of these))
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Ant: (( my pogostick just flew away independently ))
: ((this one actually kind good))
: ((The people are placed well to catch you))
Ant: (( The spear is fucking me up ))
Ant: (( Did it replay is saved ))
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: ((i just can't get past the old man in the deathbox))
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: ((wait, game's broken physics may push me to the end, if i can win while dead))
Ant: ((cant win while dead))
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: ((I keep landing on the fucking santa's dick trident
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: ((i don't care. i'm still saving the replay))
Ant: (( There is one replay of mine that is fantastic. 10/10 ending ))
Ant: (( ah. the old ass cleavers. ))
: ((Replay saved))
: ((I fucking exploded when I hit the finish line
: ((The cleavers in my anus saved my life))
: ((laharl and ant, both of your replays have you die before actually einning))
: ((No, I got the win message))
: ((I explode as I hit the thing))
: ((you die way before then on my screen))
: ((Notice I have a completion time?
: ((yeah))
: ((and yet you die way before the finish line))
: ((so it's the site's fault))
Ant: (( I have two. In one I actually finish it ))
Ant: (( I think the site only save keypresses so it might not actually produce the same results every time ))
: ((Harpoon Jumping by scott12346
: scott12345*
: ((Save every cool looking replay))
: ((victoly))
: ((replay saved))
Yazan: ((anyone have red faction Armageddon?
Yazan: ((on the PC that is
: ((you two always have inaccurate replays apparently))
: ((so says the site))
Ant: (( I didn't actually beat it this time ))
: ((I have posted one decent replay
: Victory
: Saved
: ((i'm done with happy wheels now))
Ant: (( I think I need sleep ))
Yazan: ((the Yazan police is sentencing you to bed
: ((No))
: ((i am resisting a rest))
: ((i am also probably gonna be sent to yazan jail))
: ((for that pun))
Yazan: ((oh shit we got a 10-30, Larharls resisting arrest -fires guns at the clearly unarmed person-
: ((10-30 is a laharl resisting arrest?))
Yazan: ((and we got a 10-80, a shitty pun in the air
Ant: (( We got a blue 42, a bunch of made up police codes. ))
Yazan: ((this ain't Live or Die Hard -guns a gun at Ant-
Ant: (( -Guns a gunnier gun- ))
Yazan: (-as in the gun shots a gun at Any-
: ((we got two people in ooc rp))
: ((over.))
Ant: (( Make that 3, over. ))
Yazan: ((I'm the police, I do what I want
Yazan: ((over
Ant: (( Sounds like america ))
Ant: (( over ))
: ((let's leave things like that out of this))
: ((over))
Yazan: ((oh I'm sorry I thought this was America
Yazan: ((over
Ant: (( We got a case of overused joke ))
Ant: (( over ))
: ((we got someone complaining about an overused joke))
: ((over))
Ant: (( It's getting too meta ))
Ant: (( over ))
Yazan: ((over
: ((game))
: ((over))
Yazan: ((oh you want meta?
Yazan: ((over
Ant: (( [sub]under[/sub] ))
Yazan: walks into the bar
Yazan: Where the fuck am I?
: ((i want to know the meta for CaU))
: ((over))
Ant: walks into the bar
Ant: "Ouch. Stupid fucking bar."
Yazan: I was trying to fix Red Faction Armageddon and now I'm here
Yazan: Haha
: ... oh wait. i'm still the head of the nightcourt
Ant: (( I just realized that there's a CaU themesong ))
Ant: (( This is great ))
Yazan: Hey you know how to find the steam savefile directory?
Yazan: yeah I picked that song, an Larharl put it up
: ((i need my own theme song))
Ant: (( The Ant themesong is just wonderwall tbh ))
Ant: walks in playing wonderwall
Yazan: counters with Def Leppard Rocket
: is not going to do this, because i am not meta
: Yazan hits a brick and knock it into orbit.
: Bye brick.
Ant: ((ok I think Ant needs a better theme tbh))
: By orbit I mean it imbeds itself in the ceiling
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Ant: walks in playing James Brown by Cage The Elephant
Ant: (( but seriously I need sleep now ))
: ((sleep is still for the weak))
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Yazan: do it. Give into the sleep
: ((Yazan: the sleeplord))
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: ((HIGH PRIEST IS DOWN))
Ant: (( Day 5: CaU Edition ))
Yazan: (Ha in the end they all subcumb to skeep weakness
: ((skeep))
Ant: (( Don't fall askeep ))
Ant: (( I can't. I need sleep. ))
Ant: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA1mbZ_MMh8 ))
Ant: (( I have a sudden craving for gushers ))
: ((i like gushers))
: ((also, are you going to bed or not, ant?))
Ant: (( Idk at this point ))
: ((i'm going to attempt to loop personally... which is staying awake until the time you would like to go to sleep))
: ((which can't be good for me!))
Ant: (( None of this is good for me. If I step outside with little sleep, that plus the heat will kill me probably. ))
: ((such is a tough life for an ant))
Ant: (( If the tiredness and heat don't get me there's always lightning and cyotes ))
Ant: (( Ok I'm sleeping I give up. I ))
Ant: ((I need it))
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Yazan: ((oi B
Yazan: ((is that B? or someone whose returned?
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: ((i don't know how delayed this message is, but that's someone ms. toriel knows. he may or may not have been around in the early days.))
Yazan: ((ah
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: ((ohai chime))
Gaster: ((Hey
Gaster: ((I definately have a cold
: ((that's not good. hope ya get better))
Yazan: (not good
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Yazan: (oi
: ((hi
Yazan: (sup?
: ((-shrugs-
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Pimp of Sorrow: ((I'm fucking sick
: Pimp of Sorrow [Pimp of Sorrow] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].
Yazan: ((you can chime
Yazan: ((wanna fuck and make it better?
Yazan: ((wait....it doesn;t work like that
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Smol Asriel: ((I'm not chime tho
Gaster: ((Im chime
: ((chime just joins the chat as you say that
: Gaster [Gaster] is now Chime [Chime].
Yazan: ((you and chime*
Yazan: ((lol
: ((so two people are sick now))
Yazan: ((chime you're making ppl sick
: ((i hope you two feel better))
Chime: ((Sirry
Smol Asriel: ((My fucking
Smol Asriel: ((CP roomies
Smol Asriel: ((Gave me the plague
Chime: ((Yuck
Yazan: ((did go talk to your superior about them?
Smol Asriel: ((Yes
Yazan: ((the police beat their ass?
Smol Asriel: ((not while I was there
Cowboy Kid: ((yee haw
Yazan: ((go yee haw yourself
Cowboy Kid: ((no u
Chime: ((Fuck ihave like
Chime: ((Bo snacks i want back here
Chime: ((*no
: ((Go outside and use nature as a snack))
Chime: ((Im in a movimg car
Cowboy Kid: ((do you have bread butter and a toaster?
: ((Eat the car))
Yazan: ((oh god Chime's been kidnapped by a self driving car
Cowboy Kid: ((Bribe the car with toast
Chime: ((Theres cheese and veggies somewhere in here
Chime: ((I also have instant noodles but nothing to make thrm with
: ((Eat the instant noodles raw
Yazan: ((quickly Chime, eat the noodles raw
Cowboy Kid: ((Take moisture from the atmosphere
Yazan: ((or scream at the noodles until they become soft
Cowboy Kid: ((aqueous accumulator
Cowboy Kid: ((everyone has one
Chime: ((Uhh what else is back here
: ((inb4 chime finds a dildo
: ((in the back of the car
Chime: ((Chex mix, various kinds of chips
: ((Those are fucking edible
Cowboy Kid: ((definitely
: ((Eat them
Chime: ((A tuna thing
: ((ew tuna
Cowboy Kid: ((Eat the bag for the Iron and protien
Cowboy Kid: ((You need calories to survive in the harsh environment of the self driving car
Chime: ((Oh shit i just passed a giant jesus
: ((i think that means something
: ((chime
: ((start believing in god /s
Yazan: ((hey tuna is good
Cowboy Kid: ((ya
Cowboy Kid: ((The can is rich in minerals
Yazan: (I love fish
Chime: ((Hey speaking of fish theres goldfish, and theyre open
: ((Nice
Yazan: (((eat em
Cowboy Kid: ((neato
Chime: ((Im gonna have another cough drop my throat is killing me
Yazan: ((where ya heading to
Smol Asriel: ((I couldn't sleep last night
Chime: ((Home
Yazan: ((ah
Yazan: ((too much on the minds slar?
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Cowboy Kid: ((yee haw
: ((NORTHERNLION HAS BESTOWED A NEW FUCKING LEVEL OF CANCER))
Yazan: (Lar you get any sleep?
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ2xHFn1FeU WATCH THIS DISGUSTING CANCER-FILLED RUN
: NO I HAVE NOT SLEPT AT ALL I AM ABOUT TO PASS OUT ON AN AIR MATRESS
Chime: ((Holy shit hi lahatl
Yazan: ((do it
: ((I HAVE NO FUCKING SLEPT IN 27 HOURS))
: ((NOTHERNLION INFURIATES ME))
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: SOMEONE DESTROY THIS MAN
: PLEASE
: THAT RUN IS FUCKING CANCER OF THE HIGHEST PROPORTION
Yazan: ((well I'm off to bed
Cowboy Kid: ((cya
Yazan: (night
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Chime: ((Gn yazan
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: ((hi
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: ((hi
: ((everybody kinda
: (("died"
: ((i can see that
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: (( succ
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: ((SUCC))
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Frism: (succ?)
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: Prism!Frisk [Frism] is now Archer Incorruptione [Archer].
: Archer Incorruptione [Archer] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].
Barchar: (Not Arch-er, Barch-ar)
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Chime: ((.. Succ?
Barchar: (Succ)
Barchar: (Also morning chime)
Chime: ((Im almost home jsyj
Chime: ((*jsyk
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Smol Asriel: ((Helo
Barchar: (hi slarv)
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: ((Hello))
Barchar: (hi ad)
Barchar: (bread)
Barchar: (breAD)
Barchar: (the breAD bunch)
: ((Bred()
Smol Asriel: ((Hey you know why AD and FD's kid would grow up to be batman?
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Smol Asriel: ((Because
: ((Because))
Smol Asriel: ((His parents are bread
: ((omf))
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: ((I actually brought in Viridi yesterday))
Smol Asriel: ((You did
: ((I did))
Barchar: (He did)
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Barchar: (and I made a typo which spawned into a whole damn AU)
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: ((Frism))
: ((It's so good too))
Barchar: (I KNOW RIGHT)
Smol Asriel: ((Flame
Smol Asriel: ((I did it tho
Smol Asriel: ((Don't take credit for my meme
Barchar: (Like a typo has like no right to even end up this well BUT IT DID AND I LOVE IT)
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Barchar: (wait did you? I thought I did)
Smol Asriel: ((I always call frisky frism
: ((I made that mistake in Xyzzy days))
Smol Asriel: ((And then you took it a step further
Barchar: (I thought I remembered saing 'frism)
Barchar: (and then trying to make fun of it and accidentaly saying 'frosm'
: ((Why the hell
: ((Frism is now a character FUK you Slarv))
: ((Do you call me Frism
: ((Fuck off
Smol Asriel: ((Because
: ((Call me Frisky
Frism: (SHE IS)
Frism: (YOU CAN'T ANYMORE MOTHERFUCKER SHE IS PROBABLY NOT GONNA BE ABANDONED AFTER A COUPLE OF DAYS)
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Smol Asriel: ((I CANT FIND DIS GAME
Smol Asriel: ((WHERE IS 999
Barchar: (THE INTERNET)
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Smol Asriel: ((NOOOOO
Smol Asriel: ((I'M NOT A DIRTY PIRATE
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Barchar: (LIKE YOU GIVE A FUCK)
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: ((SLARV))
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: ((PIRACY IS A CRIME))
Barchar: (BVESIDES I MORE MEANT LIKE EBAY)
: ((THAT NOONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT))
: ((YOURE NOT GONNA GET ARRESTED FOR GETTING A CRACKED GAME))
Smol Asriel: ((SHUT UP MOM
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: ((I recently gave a friend of mine a link to solemnly))
: Wow
Barchar: (WE'RE BEING LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF YOUR MOM)
: Spelunky*
: ((Like, I paid for the game in the humble bundle and gave the link to him for his birthday))
: ((Then claimed the link so no one else could claim it))
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: ((Rip chat))
Barchar: (eh, its the morning, nobody is rping)
: ((Yep))
: ((Well it's the afternoon()
: ((For me))
Barchar: (weeel 1 AM)
: ((2pm for me))
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: ((I assume you meant 1 pm))
: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Pimp of Sorrow [Pimp of Sorrow].
Pimp of Sorrow: is still sitting there
: (( chef
Viridi: -She's still gone.-
: (([br]S U C C[br]U[br]C[br]C
Pimp of Sorrow: has added swag glasses to his outfit
Pimp of Sorrow: and a meme shirt
: S U C C
Frism: is still home
: no die
Barchar: is just...here whatevs
: . [] is now lisa frank 420 [].
: aesthetics are almost complete
Pimp of Sorrow: ((Lisa frank 420
Sage: (noooooooo)
Pimp of Sorrow: ((Feel the vapor
: (( http://i.imgur.com/tv7Mpc7.png
Pimp of Sorrow: is asleep
: (( tfw your headphones are fucced and you have to twist the wire in a certain way to get sound to play on both sides
Viridi: -She walks back into the bar.-
: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k
: lisa frank 420 [] is now リサフランク420 [].
Pimp of Sorrow: awakens from his deep ass slumber fo real yo
Barchar: wait, I guess she'd still be in the back with Jager, 'cause...yeah. So, uh, i guess my characters are a bit mia
Pimp of Sorrow: "..sup... dude"
Fk: OR ARE THEY
Viridi: "Hey everyone."
: ((OH FUCK))
: ((OHHH FUCK))
MK: Well hot diggidy dang here comes this weird-ass robot
: my latest character is completely based around vaporwave help
: ((FUCCKING SHAMALLAMADINGDONG TEIST RIGHT THERE))
: Twist*
Viridi: "Well hello there."
: ((I forget if he's abviously a robot.))
: time to find some real 80s assssss fffffuuucccckkkkk name
: oh and a fullwidth replacement filter
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MK: he definitely is
MK: the only organic part of him are the wings
MK: "Yo."
: risa furanku 420
Viridi: "..."
Viridi: -She doesn't have the best history with robots.-
MK: don't worry Viridi he's not an Aurum
MK: "..."
MK: "What? Something on my face? Did Jakon sleep on it again?"
Viridi: "I already don't like you."
MK: "...Oh. Uh. Okay."
MK: "Sorry?"
Viridi: -Also robots are very non-organic.-
: i should write a program to create vaporwave
: IDEA
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: idea log idea #722: vaporwave writing program
Viridi: "I'll get over it. What happened to you? Did you choose to be like that?"
MK: "Ehhh...Kinda."
MK: "I mean, it was forcable at first, but I decided that being a robot was...you know. Kinda cool."
: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8d/Bundesarchiv_B_145_Bild-F038812-0014%2C_Wolfsburg%2C_VW_Autowerk.jpg
Viridi: "It is not cool, A, B, how do you fuel yourself?"
: nostalgia shit right there
: well not really nostalgia
Pimp of Sorrow: "Being a robot is cool...?"
MK: "I didn't ask your opinion, A, B, batteries."
: リサフランク420 [] is now リサフランク420 [Tropo].
Tropo: lol wings
Tropo: shit
Tropo: my fullwidth replacement filter is fucked
Pimp of Sorrow: stands up and walks over to the bar
Viridi: "Well, I didn't need your blessing."
Tropo: so
Pimp of Sorrow: gets a fork and tapes it to his hand
Viridi: "What type of batteries?"
MK: "I'm just saying, don't go insulting me when you're the one that asked."
MK: "...Pretty much any I can get my hand on. My back is just littered with battery slots."
Tropo: some guy enters the bar
Tropo: with a very strong vaporwave aesthetic
MK: "I mean, the small ones don't work very well, obviously."
MK: "Not gonna power this shell with double As."
Viridi: "Well, it would be better if you used something that is able to be charged by non-harmful means."
MK: "What the heck is harmful about batteries?"
Pimp of Sorrow: "Am I cool yet..?"
Viridi: "Do you not know how most energy is produced?"
MK: "Not really. I was a bit busy roughing it out in the woods to read many books."
Viridi: "Well, short version, it makes a lot of pollutants, which are bad."
Tropo: no but tropo is definitely cool af
MK: "Uh-huh. Whatever."
Tropo: with some vaporwings
Tropo: that aren't very useful but add to the aesthetic
Viridi: "Well, I think it would make you better to use solar panels to charge your batteries."
Viridi: "It's much better for the environment, and more practical."
Tropo: "ｈｅｌｌｏ ｅｖｅｒｙｂｏｄｙ"
Viridi: "What are you?"
Viridi: -Directed towards Tropo.-
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Tropo: "ｗｅｌｌ"
Tropo: "ｉ＇ｍ ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃａｌｌｙ ｐｌｅａｓｉｎｇ"
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MK: "I stay inside all day. A solar panel would not be more practical."
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MK: "Besides, where am I gonna put a solar panel?"
Tropo: "ａｎｄ Ｉ＇ｍ ａｌｓｏ ａ ｖａｐｏｒｉａｎ"
Viridi: "On top of your house. Or whatever you live in."
Viridi: "In that case, you can charge batteries while in side."
MK: "...Well, okay, I guess that actually does kinda make sense."
: リサフランク420 [Tropo] is now リサフランク420 [ゆげTropo].
Viridi: "Look, I'm being rude, but there's a reason. I'm not in the best mood, so I apologize."
ゆげTropo: i just googled 'vapor in japanese' and slapped that shit onto here
: リサフランク420 [ゆげTropo] is now リサフランク420 [Tropo].
Tropo: you cant learn much japanese from just Cory in the House
Viridi: "And to Aesthetics guy, you aren't pleasing me."
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Tropo: "ｉ ｇｅｔ ｔｈａｔ ａ ｌｏｔ"
Tropo: "ｐｒｏｂａｂｌｙ ｗｈｙ ｍｏｓｔ ｏｆ ｍｙ ｓｐｅｃｉｅｓ ｄｉｅｄ"
Tropo: "ｄｕｅ ｔｏ ｌａｃｋ ｏｆ ｐｌｅａｓｉｎｇ ａｅｓｔｈｅｔｉｃｓ"
MK: "Why do you talk like every letter is a word?"
Tropo: "what?"
Viridi: "You're drawing out your words."
Tropo: "well that was just the normal way of talking where I come from"
Viridi: "Do you have a speech impediment?"
Tropo: (( shit brb
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Viridi: "Anyways, sorry for being so hard on you."
Viridi: "I'm Viridi."
MK: "Hi. My name's Kid."
MK: "I've heard them all."
Viridi: "...Literally kid?"
MK: "Literally.":
MK: "I think my parents were THINKING of Billy the Kid? But, uh..."
MK: "You can imagine what most people saw when they heard it."
Pimp of Sorrow: sits on the couch, verious utinsels taped to his hands
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Syphon/Siphon: ((hello
Pimp of Sorrow: ((Helo
Viridi: "Well I've heard worse, don't worry."
MK: (hi B)
Syphon/Siphon: ((i'm not b
MK: (you're not)
Syphon/Siphon: ((no
: ((10/10))
MK: (DAMMIT)
Syphon/Siphon: ((i'm tri lol
MK: (RIGHT TRI)
MK: (oi)
MK: (the numbersss)
MK: ( need to like make myself a list)
Syphon/Siphon: ((rip
Viridi: "I've just never met a robot... That I didn't want dead yet."
Pimp of Sorrow: ((Tfw gamestop guy has no idea how to sell things
MK: "Heh, really? jeez." They said, as a blue slime came in after them. "Oh, there he is. Hi, Jakob." It made quiet slime sounds.
Viridi: "Until now, I mean."
Viridi: "What's that?"
MK: "That's Jaskon. He's my pet slime."
MK: Jakob*
Syphon/Siphon: ((i'll eat and then come rp
: (("can I have fallout 4?"))
MK: Jaskon sounds like onne of the fish clones
Tropo: "..."
: ((-Gives the entires series of ninja turtles games.-))
: (("what the fuck."
Tropo: Vaporguy snaps back into reality.
Viridi: "He's kinda adorable.@
MK: "Oh, uh, thanks."
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MK: he bumps up against their leg. "Aw, c'mon, you already-alright. Let's see..." they looked around. "Course, I didn't think to bring you any granola..."
Tropo: tropo sounds exactly like Tina from Bob's Burgers
Tropo: or Dan Mintz
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Viridi: "I can get you some granola."
Tropo: "well"
MK: "Oh, uh, thanks, Viridi. It's his favorite. I mean, he'll eat anything that doesn't move,a nd a couple things that do, but he seems to like that the most.
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Viridi: "Yeah, yeah, I'll be right back."
Syphon/Siphon: enters. "Hey---dammit. I forgot."
Tropo: Tropo sits down on the infinicouch.
MK: "No problem."
MK: looks at s_phon. "Oh, heya."
Viridi: -She leaves, and returns with a bag of granola, which she gives to MK.-
Syphon/Siphon: Hey.
Syphon/Siphon: Well I guess I'll have to enter the church through the windows now.
Tropo: "hi"
MK: whistles. "Thanks. This'll keep him for a while." They just tossed it into Jakob, who started digesting it
Syphon/Siphon: Hey.
Viridi: "Yeah, no problem. Hello, other person."
Tropo: just the whole fucking bag
Syphon/Siphon: Hey. I'm Syphon.
MK: yep
Syphon/Siphon: - I call it Syphon but Siphon is fine -
Syphon/Siphon: So what's up?
MK: "Eh, not much. Just thought I'd stop by. See who's here."
MK: "Nobody I recognize, but eh. That's fine."
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Syphon/Siphon: Alright, cool. I'll relax for a little while then. - He sits on the couch. -
Tropo: He idly hums some vapormeme shit while contemplating whether or not music sucks dick
Syphon/Siphon: What're you humming?
MK: "...How are you humming Vaporwave."
MK: "How do you do that."
Syphon/Siphon: Vaporwave?
Viridi: "Ehats vapor wave?"
: Whats*
Syphon/Siphon: Is that some kind of water magic?
Tropo: "it's a thing that my species have mastered over millions of years"
MK: "No, it's what he's humming."
Syphon/Siphon: (([s]what's*[/s]
Syphon/Siphon: Oh, okay.
Syphon/Siphon: Wait, why would it take millions of years to master?
Viridi: "I can him that too, you know."
: Hum*
Tropo: not just humming but like
Tropo: the actual song in its entirety
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MK: i imagine that his mouth is replicating the slightly gliitchy VHS vibe too
Syphon/Siphon: - oh in that case alright -
Tropo: yes
Tropo: "the first few million years we devised a writing system"
Tropo: "and then....vaporwave"
Syphon/Siphon: ...Cool.
Viridi: "Okay then..."
Tropo: the writing system is just fullwidth text
Viridi: "Sounds like a huge waste of time to me, for your whole race."
Syphon/Siphon: Agreed. It sounds cool but still.
Tropo: "we like to take things slow"
Viridi: "Is that why there's not many left?"
Viridi: "Did you guys forget to eat?"
Tropo: "which is why half of my species got eliminated in some stupid war"
Tropo: "it took us 6 years to fire the first bullet"
Syphon/Siphon: ...
Viridi: -She almost laughs a bit.-
Viridi: "...Six years?"
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Tropo: "yes"
Syphon/Siphon: I assume that means you live for a long time though.
Tropo: "six years as in"
Tropo: "two years researching what the hell a bullet is"
Tropo: "three years making gizmos that fire bullets"
Tropo: "and one year firing bullets"
Tropo: "of course we only made one bullet"
Viridi: "Couldn't steal one from the enemy?"
Viridi: "One bullet?"
Tropo: "we also missed our shot by at least 20 feet"
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Viridi: "I pity your race."
Syphon/Siphon: Why do you take things slow if you still fail anyway?
Syphon/Siphon: At least if you fail fast you wasted less time.
Tropo: "i still haven't really figured out how to speed up the process of anything"
Syphon/Siphon: ((phone why
Tropo: "still taking it slow on that one"
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Tropo: tropo's race is composed of heavy procrasinators
: ((I'd imagine Tropo having the voice from those Sloths from Zootopia))
Tropo: (( he has the voice of dan mintz
: ((ah
Viridi: "You guys need to stop being lazy and start doing stuff."
Tropo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUNJeffmLZE
Tropo: voice
MK: "Yeah, that doesn't seem healthy."
Syphon/Siphon: ((dammit
: ((Oh god it's so annoying))
Viridi: "By the way, has anyone ever told you that you sound Sooo annoying? Because I expect you to get that a lot."
Syphon/Siphon: ...
Tropo: Tropo just gives Viridi a sort of 'fuck you' look for a second.
Tropo: "not really"
Syphon/Siphon: At least that's opinionated though.
Syphon/Siphon: Being slow is just...bad.
Viridi: "My opinion is right though."
Tropo: (( "My girlfriend took my last name and we're not even married yet"
Viridi: -She gets a lot of fuck you looks.-
Tropo: (( "...and my first name, my last name, and my social security number"
Syphon/Siphon: ...
Syphon/Siphon: Damn. Fine.
Tropo: actually
Tropo: i realize that Dan Mintz's voice is completely wrong for Tropo now
MK: "I mean, I don't actually reeeally know what his voice sounds like. My ears just kinda work off of speech-to-text. That then gets converted to text-to-speech for sound."
MK: "...The person that made this shell wasn't really great at it?"
Viridi: "Well let me give you a description."
Viridi: "Very annoying."
Syphon/Siphon: I'm an asshole but I don't judge on looks or sounds.
Tropo: "i don't think that the sound of my voice is the only annoying thing here"
Syphon/Siphon: Heh.
MK: "Description logged."
Viridi: "Oh haha."
Tropo: tropo's voice sounds like that of steve jobs
Viridi: "That's not gonna stop me from talking."
: ((Wel that changes everything))
Tropo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B-XwPjn9YY
Tropo: (( yep
Tropo: (( it makes Viridi completely wrong
: ((Was that literally your intention I'm changing it))
: ((In*
Syphon/Siphon: ((that's a strange way of saying yes
Tropo: (( yes
Syphon/Siphon: ((lol
MK: (Viridi might well hate Steve Jobs with a passion)
MK: (He's basically one of THE reasons that tehcnology is so pervasive)
Tropo: (( the only reason I say steve jobs
: ((Cause if your gonna retcon his voice I'm gonna retcon her hating it))
: ((Because she's an asshole))
Tropo: (( because steve jobs created the macintosh
Tropo: (( and macintosh is a fucking staple of vaporwave
: ((But she doesn't make fun of things that don't need to be made fun of))
Tropo: (( http://i.imgur.com/AHHXl4i.png
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Tropo: (( at least tropo doesn't have Bill Gates' voice
Viridi: -She didn't make fun of his voice.-
Tropo: kek
Viridi: -She would have no reason to.-
Syphon/Siphon: Does your kind know about magic?
Pimp of Sorrow: is just sitting on the couch taping metal stuff to himself
Tropo: "well"
Viridi: -She looks to KoS, and then looks away after.-
Tropo: "i don't know"
Viridi: "What... What are you doing?"
Pimp of Sorrow: looks at her
Syphon/Siphon: ...
MK: looks at him. "...What are you doing."
Pimp of Sorrow: "Huh...?"
Tropo: "we did have a 26-year plan to research magic that we spent 7 years making"
Syphon/Siphon: You either do or you don't know about something.
Pimp of Sorrow: "Becoming a cool robot.."
Viridi: "Why are you taping silverware to yourself?"
MK: "...THat's...that's not how robots work."
Syphon/Siphon: I can teach magic in a minute.
Pimp of Sorrow: "Oh..."
Pimp of Sorrow: "How do I be cool then.."
Pimp of Sorrow: *can
Syphon/Siphon: summons a fireball and keeps it in the air. "I created this with magic."
Viridi: "Just be yourself.
Syphon/Siphon: That's basically what magic is. Creating things.
Tropo: "ok"
Syphon/Siphon: Not building them. Just making them appear.
Viridi: "I think the issue is that people literally feel sad when they look at you. Fix that, and I'm sure your problem will fade away."
Syphon/Siphon: And usually, people use it to fight.
Tropo: "well"
Tropo: "I can do this"
Pimp of Sorrow: "Ok..."
Syphon/Siphon: Cool. Let me see.
Syphon/Siphon: makes the fireball dissipate.
Tropo: Tropo creates some loud [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfxewnndNQ8]high pitched sound[/url].
Syphon/Siphon: ........
Syphon/Siphon: No, that's not magic, that's hell.
Viridi: "Oh my god that is unbearable stop."
Pimp of Sorrow: gets up and heads out
Tropo: The noise stops.
Tropo: "oh"
Tropo: "well"
Tropo: attempt #2 at magic
Syphon/Siphon: - nooooooo -
Tropo: Tropo just makes some sort of blue aesthetically pleasing cube appear in front of him.
Viridi: "..."
MK: "..."
Syphon/Siphon: That's magic. There you go.
Viridi: "A cube."
Tropo: The previous high-pitched noise is silently being emitted from the cube.
Syphon/Siphon: ((>silently
Viridi: -She leans her staff against the wall, just to slow clap.-
Tropo: (( well
Tropo: (( not like you would [i]want[/i] to hear the noise, right?
Syphon/Siphon: ((of course but i mean
Syphon/Siphon: ((it either exists or it doesn't
Tropo: well it exists now
Syphon/Siphon: ((i'm assuming what you mean is the sound doesn't escape the cube but the sound does exist
Tropo: and it's definitely audible
Syphon/Siphon: ((oh okay
Viridi: "Can you.. Turn that off?"
Syphon/Siphon: Yeah.
Tropo: the cube disappears
Viridi: "Finally."
Syphon/Siphon: Magic doesn't usually involve screeching. But other than that that was magic.
Tropo: do you mean 'that is magic'?
Syphon/Siphon: - The cube disappeared, so no, it was magic -
Syphon/Siphon: - Because it happened but is not happening -
Tropo: ah
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Smol Asriel: is asleep on the couch
Smol Asriel: not that anyone can really tell
Tropo: attempt #3
Viridi: -She's eyeing the kid. She thinks he's cute, mainly because he's a kid.-
Tropo: A simple glowing purple cube.
Tropo: [s]with screeching[/s]
Syphon/Siphon: Also magic.
Viridi: -A non-human kid.-
Tropo: if anybody touches said cube they will get rekt with the power of vapormeme
Syphon/Siphon: And the lack of screeching is nice.
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Syphon/Siphon: What does it do though? Or is it just...that?
Tropo: anybody that is vulnerable to vapormeme
Tropo: "well"
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Tropo: "it's just that"
Syphon/Siphon: Alright.
Syphon/Siphon: blasts a fireball at it to test its properties.
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Tropo: the cube is set on fire
Syphon/Siphon: Cool.
Tropo: (( shit I think aesthetics are still killing my computer
Syphon/Siphon: ((rip
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: ((Rip))
Tropo: (( tropo's species lifespan range from 3 minutes to 7 million years
Syphon/Siphon: ((wowie
Tropo: (( i could explain why 7 million years
Syphon/Siphon: ((they procrastinate death?
Tropo: (( well yes
Tropo: (( and because some instances of vaporwave can induce nostalgia of a time so long ago that it feels like it was millions of years ago and millions of years can be specified as 7 million years
Tropo: (( it's a longshot explanation
Tropo: (( but generally because vaporians are slow fucks
Syphon/Siphon: ((cool
Tropo: (( tropo is 902,000 years old
Tropo: (( well he last counted how old he was 80 years ago
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Smol Asriel: ((Ok you're not gonna fucking believe what they did in the dr manga
Smol Asriel: ((Book 1
Smol Asriel: ((And at the back they have a fanart section
Smol Asriel: ((WITH THE TRUE FUCKING MASTERMIND
Smol Asriel: ((WITH HER MONOKUMA HAIR THINGIES
MK: (i don't know what you're talking about but okay)
Smol Asriel: ((WHY
Smol Asriel: HAHA HE WASN'T ASLEEP
MK: okay
Smol Asriel: because he hops onto his chair, goes over to the drink machine, and gets some liquid sugar
Syphon/Siphon: ...
Viridi: -She goes over to the child.-
Smol Asriel: sniffs
Tropo: Tropo idly starts to hum vaporwave while spinning around a cube created via magic 10/10
Smol Asriel: "Who's there?"
Viridi: "My name is Viridi."
Syphon/Siphon: - A flaming cube -
MK: "I'm Kid."
Tropo: another non-flaming cube tho
Tropo: "i'm tropo"
Syphon/Siphon: - ah okay -
Syphon/Siphon: I'm Syphon.
Viridi: "What's your name?"
Smol Asriel: turns around
Smol Asriel: "I'm asriel"
Viridi: "I thought you were asleep back there."
Smol Asriel: "No, just staying quiet"
Viridi: "Ehats happened to you? You seem pretty... Messed up to say the least."
Smol Asriel: "Oh.. it was a bomb"
Viridi: "A bomb? That's not good."
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Tropo: tropo's species considered dropping a bomb for about 200 years
Smol Asriel: nods
Tropo: it would've taken them around 9,200 years to do so
Tropo: 9.4k years to drop a bomb
Tropo: get on the Vaporian level of productivity
Smol Asriel: ((You're calm and ready
Smol Asriel: ((To drop bombs
Smol Asriel: ((But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down
Tropo: (( The whole crowd goes so loud
Tropo: (( He opens his mouth but spaghetti won't come out
Smol Asriel: ((HE OPENS HIS MOUTH
Smol Asriel: ((BUT SPAGHETTI WONT COME OUT
Smol Asriel: ((HES CHOKIN NOW
Syphon/Siphon: ((he's spaghetti now*
Smol Asriel: ((EVERYBODY'S CHOKIN NOW
Smol Asriel: ((CLOCK'S RUN OUT
Smol Asriel: ((TIMES UP
Smol Asriel: ((OVER, PLOW
Viridi: "No way to fix that, huh?"
Smol Asriel: shakes his head
Tropo: (( but melty gote won't come out
Tropo: (( she's chokin now
Tropo: (( everybody's chokin out
Tropo: (( now* shit
Viridi: -She lightly pets him.-
Smol Asriel: lightly purrs
Viridi: "You're still an adorable little creature."
Smol Asriel: "Thanks"
Tropo: (( Oh shit my Chef DVD just came in the mail
Syphon/Siphon: ((neato
Tropo: (( Gonna go watch Chef again now bye
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Viridi: "Id help you if I had any way to do so."
Syphon/Siphon: ((bye
Cowboy Kid: ((yee haw
DamnDude: (( So the whole not going to the lake house thing went much easier tahn exoected ))
DamnDude: (( But the basement smell that I described last night is now going through the house ))
Syphon/Siphon: ((oh boy
DamnDude: (( Like, it's in my room two floors above the basement ))
Chime: ((oh wow
Syphon/Siphon: ((damn
Syphon/Siphon: ((also hi chime
Smol Asriel: ((http://m.imgur.com/BMCwOTu
DamnDude: (( so hi everyone, i have to mow the lawn and go take the rugs back to the basement soon ))
Syphon/Siphon: ((alright
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Smol Asriel: "Thanks, Ms. Viridi"
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Tropo: also
Tropo: http://65.media.tumblr.com/d92b463f7cf4bb46ee3ac143a3aad74b/tumblr_nqv9lireRR1uwmg7lo1_500.jpg
Syphon/Siphon: ((looks like one of the profile pics i'd come across while reading stuff
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Tropo: (( It's one of my 4 profile pics
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Syphon/Siphon: ((oh okay
MK: (Lapis looks mildly unsettled)
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Tropo: (( tfw streaming shows off of shady site with infinite loadtime
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Syphon/Siphon: hums, half-asleep.
Syphon/Siphon: ((holy shit spider wasps exist
MK: (well im just gonna not click any links you send for the next day or two)
Syphon/Siphon: ((nooooooooo
Syphon/Siphon: ((i won't link it
Cowboy Kid: ((yee haw
MK: (hi ck)
Syphon/Siphon: ((hi ck
Cowboy Kid: ((hi ck
Cowboy Kid: ((hi
Syphon/Siphon: ((is it just me or did your colors change
Cowboy Kid: ((no
Syphon/Siphon: ((oh okay, my eyes are being weird then
Cowboy Kid: ((brb
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Syphon/Siphon: ((brb as well
Smol Asriel: ((AAA MY BOSS JOINED THE LISA DISCORD
MK: (oh boy)
Syphon/Siphon: ((back---woah
Smol Asriel: ((What do
MK: (cry yourself to sleep)
Syphon/Siphon: ((seems legit
Cowboy Kid: ((does your boss know you are on the discord?
Smol Asriel: ((Yes
Smol Asriel: ((Someone said "THIS IS THE GUY WHO MAKES YOUR SPRITES :D"
Cowboy Kid: ((Steal a dead guys identity and nuke your computer
MK: (wow rude)
Syphon/Siphon: ((welp
Smol Asriel: ((ok he's talking about his constipation now ok wow
Chime: ((oh gee
Cowboy Kid: ((wat
Syphon/Siphon: ((well
Syphon/Siphon: ((oh hey rain exists
Cowboy Kid: ((yes
MK: (cause you haven't had enough water yet)
Smol Asriel: (("Why do people ask like 'wow are you the real lineder' like beyonce just joined the chat or something"
Smol Asriel: ((Me: "Because half of us work for you"
Smol Asriel: (("Oh"
Chime: ((what if beyonce actually did join a lisa chat
MK: (I'd be very confused)
MK: (O also wouldn't be in it but still)
Chime: ((it'd make more sense for rhianna to join
Chime: ((since lisa is a game about the only girl in the world
MK: (wow)
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Barchar: (I'm so used to this color having another one in ooc feels almost weird)
Smol Asriel: ((How do you think I feel
Barchar: (I almost understand you now)
Barchar: (almost)
DamnDude: (( I just febreezed my entire house ))
Cowboy Kid: ((yee haw
Barchar: (people are going to think you smoked weed)
Syphon/Siphon: ((420
Cowboy Kid: ((its 4:30 rn you idiot
Cowboy Kid: ((10 minutes late
Syphon/Siphon: ((no it's 3:30 nub
DamnDude: (( It's high noon somewhere? ))
Cowboy Kid: ((somewhere
Syphon/Siphon: ((it's high dank somewhere
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Smol Asriel: ((Oh
Smol Asriel: ((Someone on the /r/undertale rp
Smol Asriel: ((Is ACTUALLY RPING AN UNDERTALE CHARACTER
Syphon/Siphon: ((that's uncommon?
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Chime: ((ooooh boi
Smol Asriel: ((The only person to do it before
Smol Asriel: ((Was
Smol Asriel: ((DELTA FUCKING WARRIOR
Syphon/Siphon: ((wow
Chime: ((and me
Chime: ((i played lucy, whose technically a gaster
Chime: ((and goner kid
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DamnDude: (( I thought there was a flowey? ))
Barchar: (Barchar is Char)
Barchar: (technically)
Barchar: (Man, usually there's more people this late)
Chime: ((eh
Syphon/Siphon: ((o well
Chime: ((i'm kind of tired from travel
Syphon/Siphon: is still humming half-asleep.
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Gaster: comes in. He seems tired.
Syphon/Siphon: wakes up inside. "Oh, hey."
Gaster: Hi there.
MK: "Oh, hey doctor!"
Gaster: goes to get a drink. "Today I've been more of a medical doctor then ever..."
Syphon/Siphon: What happened?
MK: "Yeah, wow, that's...interesting."
Gaster: Some sort of bug is going around my timeline.
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Syphon/Siphon: Oh, that sucks.
Gaster: Yeah... right now it just seems to be a summer cold.
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Syphon/Siphon: Did you catch it? I can try to Purify, but I think that only works with statuses.
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Gaster: Mmmh... well, I'm keeping an eye on everyone right now.
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Syphon/Siphon: Alright.
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Gaster: If it gets worse, I'll give you a call.
MK: "Wow. Wish I could help."
Syphon/Siphon: Okay.
MK: "I mean, I'd probably be safe at least."
Verum: - he also exists -
MK: "...Dunno about Fresh."
Verum: - like, not in the bar, but -
Gaster: kind of wants to solve this problem on his own first.
Verum: - alright -
Syphon/Siphon: Anything else going on besides that?
Gaster: Not really, to be honest.
Gaster: We're a quiet little timeline.
Syphon/Siphon: Cool.
Syphon/Siphon: Well, right now, unlike yesterday, it's pretty chill too.
Gaster: nods. "I wonder if Toriel's coming back."
Syphon/Siphon: Do you know any magic?
Gaster: I do, actually, but I rely more on my technology.
Syphon/Siphon: Oh, okay. I haven't had much experience with technology but from what I have seen, I don't ever want to use it.
Gaster: Oh, really?
MK: "Wait, what happened yesterday?"
Syphon/Siphon: Well, yesterday was crowded.
Syphon/Siphon: But anyway, yeah.
Syphon/Siphon: Damn spazzy red line computers, ones with 0's and 1's on them, wires everywhere, and the fucking Glitch dude.
Gaster: frowns. "I... can't say I'm familiar with what you're talking about."
Syphon/Siphon: Oh, sorry. Well, I went to a toxic waste factory thing, and it had those kinds of computers everywhere.
Syphon/Siphon: And wires. And The Glitch.
Syphon/Siphon: Piece of shit Glitch.
Gaster: Ooooh.
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Syphon/Siphon: Don't even know why those computers were there. They couldn't do anything.
Syphon/Siphon: Oh, there's also the Praetorian, but eh.
Gaster: nods along, as if he understands. He does not.
Syphon/Siphon: hasn't been explained timelines and such yet, so he doesn't know that people don't know.
MK: "We have no idea what you're on about.'
Syphon/Siphon: Oh, you haven't been in the toxic waste factory? ...I guess that makes sense, actually.
Syphon/Siphon: Well, The Glitch was...well I can't explain it much either. But it was kept in a danger room with a ton of things blocking the way to him. I got ambushed by it and it was tough because he's healed by magic.
Syphon/Siphon: And the Praetorian was a robot designed for...no reason really. The people there were fucking stupid. But they admitted it so I guess that's fine. Praetorian was a robot built to kill.
Smol Asriel: ((Haha gotta go people are screaming at me and eachother
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Syphon/Siphon: ((oh boy
Gaster: ((uh oh
Syphon/Siphon: Basically fuck my experience with technology.
Gaster: stretches a little, and coughs.
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Tropo: Tropo walks back into the bar.
Syphon/Siphon: So you caught it?
Syphon/Siphon: Hey.
Gaster: Mmmh, I might of..
Tropo: "ｈｉ---i meant---hi"
Syphon/Siphon: Damn. Get well soon.
Syphon/Siphon: ...?
Tropo: "?"
Syphon/Siphon: The way you spoke at first.
Tropo: "oh"
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Syphon/Siphon: ((it's 4:20 now, ck
Tropo: (( [url=http://i.imgur.com/kUijXAm.png]time to blow money on this shit[/url]
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: ((No but wait))
: ((Shiftwear is coming out really soon))
Tropo: (( and?
: ((I dunno I just think shiftwesr is better for the price))
: ((I never like big brand name shoes))
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Tropo: (( [i]uwot[/i]
Tropo: (( [url=http://i.imgur.com/X0bSwnu.png]Yeah it really is better for the price[/url]
: ((Like, 50 dollars more for Shiftwear, and you get a shoe that can play animations))
: ((What the fuck are those yeezys))
: ((Why are you showing me yeezys))
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Tropo: (( [url=http://i.imgur.com/tUcr2SG.png]Here let me refresh your mind[/url]
: ((Y tho))
: ((I'm talking about these))
: ((https://store.shiftwear.com/products/h1-classic
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Yazan: wakesvup in the back bedroom
Tropo: (( yes I know
Tropo: (( those fucking blow
Tropo: (( jk
Yazan: (gdi text colour
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: Yazan [Yazan] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].
Syphon/Siphon: ((hi yaz
Fanta: is hiding
Jäger Leyline: (oi
Viridi: -She's still in the bar.-
Jäger Leyline: (whose Syphon Filter?
Syphon/Siphon: ((i'm tri
Jäger Leyline: ((got it
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Fanta: hopes hywel is still asleep
Gaster: is rubbing his forehead
Jäger Leyline: gets up and looks around....then looks at BC
Fanta: is a fucking teacher today bitch
Syphon/Siphon: Hey.
Tropo: (( lol syphon filter
Tropo: (( i never passed the first game
Syphon/Siphon: - Wait, is Jager in main room now -
Syphon/Siphon: ((what's syphon filter
Jäger Leyline: ((nah hes a bedroom
Jäger Leyline: ((its an old ps1 game
Syphon/Siphon: ((oh okay
Jäger Leyline: ((notable for its taser
Syphon/Siphon: ((he's not from that game tho
Jäger Leyline: ((lemme get a video fo it
Tropo: (( [url=http://iqbkkd2tcm3u6mnv1c41azk6.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/files/2016/04/nike-air-mag-1.jpg]Why spend $1500 on shiftwear when you can spend $6,000+ on BTTF shoes[/url]
Jäger Leyline: ((well yeah since syphon fitler is a chemical agent , not a person
: ((huzzah! i am here!))
Fanta: something pokes him
Tropo: (( hi there~!
Syphon/Siphon: ((hi ce
: ((how dare you))
Gaster: ((hey ce
Syphon/Siphon: ((oh
Tropo: (( <3~
Jäger Leyline: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3fZhbMXqk0
Jäger Leyline: ((herre you go Tri
Syphon/Siphon: ((ty
: P((Shiftwear is 500))
Tropo: (( I meant Jordan 1s
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Jäger Leyline: well hes still asleep
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Fanta: ((helo ant
Tropo: (( hi ant
Jäger Leyline: shes*
Ant: (( Hello ))
Jäger Leyline: (oi
Gaster: coughs.
Syphon/Siphon: ((oh hi
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Ant: walks in
Syphon/Siphon: Hey.
Tropo: He looks at Ant. "hi"
Tropo: 7
Viridi: "Hello."
Jäger Leyline: (whose Tropo?
Ant: "Hello there...new people."
Viridi: "Also hello to the skeleton. I didn't see you there."
Tropo: (( bloo
Gaster: Hello, Ant.
Gaster: And hello, young lady.
Syphon/Siphon: I'm Syphon.
Viridi: "I guess I saw right through you when you walked in."
Tropo: Tropo idly hums vaporwave while still playing with the magical purple cube.
Jäger Leyline: ((and Viridi?
Viridi: -She smiles a bit.-
: ((Look up Viridi Kid Icarus))
: ((And go to wiki page))
Syphon/Siphon: ((no don't there might be bad th---oh okay
Gaster: sighs, and pulls a scarf out of his coat.
Gaster: -He then wraps it around his mouth.
Fanta: pokes her head out of the closet to see if her lazy husband woke up yet
: ((is tropo just vaporwave in human form?))
Jäger Leyline: ((oh wait thats right
Viridi: "Okay, now that there's a couple new people here, do any of you know about how this world is handling?"
Viridi: "I've been curious since I came here."
Syphon/Siphon: ?
Gaster: ... Huh?
Tropo: (( CE, yes~
Viridi: "I noticed we were in a cave. What's it like outside of the cave? I'd check, but I really don't want to."
Tropo: (( basically~!
Syphon/Siphon: Oh. I dunno.
: ((oh goood...))
Gaster: Um... well...
Jäger Leyline: ((brb shower
Tropo: (( CE needs to accept the tildes~
: ((i can't))
Gaster: inhales, sighing. "A lot of people are dead."
: ((i will not))
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Absol~: (( shit wrong character
Viridi: "Rwally?"
: ((Rwally))
Gaster: Alien invasion.
Viridi: -She doesn't seem upset about that.-
Syphon/Siphon: ((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Absol~: "some people just need to...accept the tildes~"
: ((i resist!))
Syphon/Siphon: ((no
Ant: " Who died? "
Gaster: A lot of people.
Viridi: "Any survivors?"
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Gaster: I... I haven't really gone up to check. I think so.
Ant: "Oh..." -Ant looks a little worried and kinda sad-
Tropo: >-
Syphon/Siphon: Well now it makes more sense why this is put here and now on the surface.
Syphon/Siphon: - not* -
Syphon/Siphon: - dammit -
Gaster: Oh, no, this bar has always been here. Since I was born.
Tropo: "reminds me of the one-bullet war"
Tropo: "the 6,000 year war"
Fanta: grumbles and returns to the closet
Syphon/Siphon: Wait, even before a lot of people died?
Gaster: Yes.
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Syphon/Siphon: Well shit.
DamnDude: (( So I just had two realizations about my brother by just one action he did ))
Tropo: (( You On Kazoo
Syphon/Siphon: ((Kazoo On You -lenny-
Syphon/Siphon: ((anyway yeah?
Tropo: (( Kazoo In You*
DamnDude: (( He dropped off the dog at the house about an hour ago, but if he went to the lake house to return my mom's phone, why didn't he leave the dog there, unless he didn't go. ))
Tropo: (( DUN DUN DUN
DamnDude: (( And my parents aren't supposed to be home until tomorrow so who was he planning on watching them ))
Syphon/Siphon: ((o shit
Gaster: ((I hope you have dog food
Syphon/Siphon: ((oooooooo shiiiiiit
Tropo: (( here's some music for yall https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl-jr0Fs0lk
DamnDude: (( That was the first one, and we have a lot of dog food ))
Syphon/Siphon: ((me no music for now
DamnDude: (( Actually no those were both, I forgot I mentioned the phone thing ))
Ant: ((god fucking damnit, bloo.))
Syphon/Siphon: ((wait what
Tropo: (( you like it, ant~?
Tropo: (( ~~~~
Syphon/Siphon: ((k i'll click it
Ant: (( I like it like that. ))
Tropo: (( http://i.imgur.com/N1mN6zo.png
Ant: (( The top comment is from IHE ))
Tropo: He continues humming vaporwave.
Ant: (( I just realized that my new keyboard is fucking loud as shit. ))
Syphon/Siphon: continues being half asleep.
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Ant: (( Like it sounds like I'm just shuffling legos around ))
Tropo: (( I like that in a keyboard
: ((Still not as loud as a chainsaw.))
Syphon/Siphon: ((i don't mind how loud a keyboard is
: ((Or that one Sunchips bag.))
Syphon/Siphon: ((i just mind if it's shit
Tropo: (( dell quietkeys are not quiet at all
Ant: (( Oh god the sunchips ))
Syphon/Siphon: ((i've used laptops where turning capslock on has a very short delay which messes everything up
Tropo: (( Oh look it's 3 PM
Tropo: (( Time for my 3PM vape
Syphon/Siphon: ((hf
: ((Oh look it's almost 5:00 PM
: ((Time to do nothing))
Syphon/Siphon: ((today is nothing-day right
Syphon/Siphon: ((no arcs?
Gaster: ((iirc
Syphon/Siphon: ((alright
: ((Annnd PMD is tomorrow
Syphon/Siphon: ((yeh
: ((I won't fucking delay it this time
Tropo: (( I better get ready for my pre-PMD vape tomorrow
Syphon/Siphon: ((i'm in the mood for a real bullet hell
Ant: (( PMD? ))
Syphon/Siphon: ((pokemon mystery dungeon
Tropo: (( I also vape extensively during battles
: ((pokemon mystery dungeon))
Syphon/Siphon: ((arcs
Ant: (( At least I came BEFORE the arcs started this time. ))
Ant: (( And it ))
: ((Ant
Ant: ((fucking bullshit enter key))
Syphon/Siphon: ((well they're in progress actually
: ((There's like
Syphon/Siphon: ((there's basically 3 arcs going on
Tropo: (( slarc 24/7
: ((Four in progress arcs r
Syphon/Siphon: ((4? wut
Ant: (( well shit ))
Syphon/Siphon: ((slarc, pmd, eventually bravoh
Fanta: ((My shit's on Wednesdays, Saturdays, and Fridays
: ((Ohh
: ((Right
DamnDude: (( There's 3 arcs in progress, with one currently being delayed because Laharl is in [s]hell[/s] Texas ))
Syphon/Siphon: ((can confirm texas is hell
Syphon/Siphon: ((i'm not laharl but i'm in texas
Tropo: (( so is canada
Ant: (( Arizona is lite hell ))
Syphon/Siphon: ((fuck you /s
Tropo: (( jk <3 u canada
Syphon/Siphon: ((lu2
Gaster: ((texas is where my godmom met her abusive ex, so i'm inclined to believe the texas is hell
Syphon/Siphon: ((it's true that texas is hell
Syphon/Siphon: ((i moved from the least hellish place on earth to hell
Syphon/Siphon: ((well, one of the least hellish places
Jäger Leyline: ((back
Gaster: ((i gtg
Tropo: (( pl
Tropo: (( ok
Ant: (( Cya ))
Jäger Leyline: ((bye
Tropo: (( make some vegan gains, or I'll kill you
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Syphon/Siphon: ((no
Syphon/Siphon: ((hi mv
Syphon/Siphon: ((also bye chime
Syphon/Siphon: ((parp isn't being nice
Tropo: (( brb gonna vape again
Syphon/Siphon: ((it won't say new messages
Vaati: ((bye chime
Vaati: ((hi everyone else
Ant: (( Vape Naysh yall ))
Jäger Leyline: ((oi MV
Ant: (( Also hi MV ))
Syphon/Siphon: ((mfw people think a band is gone
Fanta: ((Hi mv
Tropo: (( \/ /\
: ((hi mv
Syphon/Siphon: ((when it's not gone, not even inactive
Fanta: ((You know what they fucking did in the DR manga
Vaati: ((oh no what
Fanta: ((At the end of the first book
Jäger Leyline: ((flamy you around?
Fanta: ((There's a fanart section
Fanta: ((With fanart of Junko with her monokuma stuff
Fanta: ((FIRST FUCKING BOOK
Syphon/Siphon: ((brb
Vaati: ((rip
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: ((I'm back))
Jäger Leyline: ((theres only one Junko here
: ((For a little
Jäger Leyline: walks out from the bacl
Tropo: Tropo starts vaping.
: Vaati's connection timed out.
Viridi: "Hello, other goat looking person."
Fanta: is still waiting
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Fanta: ((You're going to fucking love shade's moves
Jäger Leyline: hey kid
: Vaati's connection timed out.
Tropo: He looks at Jager, still vaping. "hi"
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Viridi: "Don't call me kid."
DamnDude: (( I gtg mow the lawn now, see ya guys ))
Fanta: ((Seeya
Vaati: ((cya
Jäger Leyline: ((later
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Ant: (( cya ))
: Vaati [Vaati] is now Hellaton [Hellaton].
Tropo: (( bye~
Jäger Leyline: well youre a kid soooo
Tropo: "wait"
Jäger Leyline: Hey smoker
Tropo: "is she a squid....."
Tropo: "....or a kid"
Tropo: cue smoke cloud
Viridi: "I'm thousands of years old."
Viridi: "I'm immortal."
: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now Vaati [Vaati].
Tropo: "i'm 902,080 years old"
Viridi: "I didn't ask."
Ant: (( Missed opportunity to say 420 years old ))
Vaati: warps into the bar. Space aesthetic.
Vaati: ((gg no re
Tropo: 90s aesthetics
Fanta: ((Spaecthetic
Vaati: ((spaesthetic
Jäger Leyline: smacks his lips, he is barely awake
Tropo: tropo is just
Tropo: vaping with magic
Tropo: however that works
Vaati: Hello.
Jäger Leyline: uh huh, whatever you say kid
Tropo: "hi"
Ant: nondescript aesthetic
Viridi: "I'm a goddess."
Tropo: Tropo is the embodiment of vaporwave.
Tropo: He has the most memetic aesthetic here.
Vaati: ((vapeorwave
Jäger Leyline: heh.....I'm banged a god last night
Jäger Leyline: I*
Vaati: ...
Tropo: "duuuuuude"
Tropo: "really?"
Tropo: Tropo makes a genuine, non-sarcastic "tell me more" face.
Vaati: ........Really?
Jäger Leyline: hell yeah
Viridi: "I didn't ask about what you did last night."
Jäger Leyline: goes to fist bump Tropo
Vaati: is doubtful.
Ant: "I don't think I wanna know anymore."
Viridi: "That is something I didn't want to know about, either."
Tropo: tropo fist bumps Jager
Vaati: I do not care.
Jäger Leyline: shes in the back right now
Tropo: chill "vapeorwave" embodiment man
Vaati: Even if I did that soubds false.
Jäger Leyline: all passed out....can't quite handle me
Ant: "Stop"
Vaati: ....Please cease this.
Tropo: (( Tropo vapes, listens to vaporwave, creates vaporwave, is 900k years old and does shit really slowly
Viridi: "Can we stop talking about this?"
Tropo: (( Is Tropo a fuccboi in some aspects
: ((No))
Jäger Leyline: laughs for a minute
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
Jäger Leyline: alright
Vaati: ((well tropo vapes
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Ant: (( Only if chinos are involved ))
: ((He's a fuccboi in some A E S T H E T I
Ant: ((tropo needs chinos))
Tropo: Tropo also laughs, not vaping anymore but still spinning the purple cube.
Syphon/Siphon: ((back
Tropo: (( Tropo doesn't wear chinos
Jäger Leyline: anyone see Fanta and Hywel?
Fanta: crawls back into bed with gote
Viridi: "Thank you."
Ant: (( Not quite at fuccboi status yet ))
Hywel: "...?"
Vaati: ...No?
Tropo: (( He wears clothes that Vaporians wear
Ant: (( wut ))
Fanta: looks to see if he's awake
Tropo: (( and also has aesthetically pleasing wings
Viridi: "Like the soda?"
Syphon/Siphon: wakes up. "Huh?"
Hywel: -He is.-
Tropo: (( basically clothes with 90s-esque patterns and galaxy crap all over them
Fanta: "You're awake?"
Hywel: "Yep."
Jäger Leyline: ((wait did Azaela go to her brothers wedding
Jäger Leyline: Yeah the soda
Fanta: ((pretty sure she's still crying with a statue
Azalea: -Too busy keeping an eye on Loni.-
Fanta: "Great"
Tropo: (( hire a samurai
Azalea: -And by that.-
Ant: (( I think my sister has been absorbed into instagram. She overuses the word aesthetic. uses the word yas and is constantly taking pictures of the sunset ))
Azalea: -I mean crying.-
Tropo: (( NO
Syphon/Siphon: ((wait
Tropo: (( THAT IS NOT A E S T H E T I C
Loni Leyline: -is a statue , she ain;t going no where-
Tropo: (( NO
Vaati: ...Hello.
Syphon/Siphon: ((my sister takes pictures of the sunset
Syphon/Siphon: ((fuck
Fanta: sits on him
Jäger Leyline: goes to knock on their door
Syphon/Siphon: ((she doesn't do the other two though so idk, and i'm pretty sure she doesn't use instragram, so what does this mean
Hywel: "What."
Tropo: i forgot to specify this
Fanta: looks to the door
Syphon/Siphon: Hey.
Ant: (( Also she over uses the word like and literally ))
Hywel: "Why are you sitting on me."
Tropo: tropo is 8'
Fanta: "One sec"
Syphon/Siphon: ((ah shit
Tropo: and weighs 0.5 pounds
Fanta: gets the door
Tropo: jk
Tropo: "..."
Jäger Leyline: you two awake?
Syphon/Siphon: By the way, sorry for what happened yesterday.
Tropo: Tropo starts to make original 100% vaporwave.
Vaati: It is forgiven, so long as you do not do that again.
Ant: still looks like Hiro Hamada
Syphon/Siphon: Alright.
Viridi: "What did he do?"
Fanta: "Yeah"
Jäger Leyline: wanna get breakfast?
Syphon/Siphon: Almost took him out of his form.
Fanta: "It's 5 PM"
Tropo: (( Tropo's favorite song is either Risa Furanku 420 / Modern Computing or Resonance
Syphon/Siphon: By the way, I don't think I know your names.
Ant: (( It's high noon ))
Jäger Leyline: Brinner then
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
Syphon/Siphon: ((no it's not
Tropo: (( I forgot to do my high noon vape today
Vaati: My name is Vaati.
Ant: (( "It's high noon" ))
Syphon/Siphon: (("no it's not"
Vaati: And, the truth is I was reverted to my original form.
Tropo: "tropo"
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Syphon/Siphon: Ah, okay.
Ant: ((http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/129/409/574.jpg))
Fanta: "I mean.. I kinda had something planned, but sure"
Tropo: (( nice image, ant
Viridi: "Viridi."
Ant: (( http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/129/409/574.jpg ))
Jäger Leyline: What? Oh...I know
Ant: (( fucking parentheses ))
Jäger Leyline: wiggles his eyebrows
Tropo: (( my immediate thought when it's high noon
Jäger Leyline: eh?
: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.
Syphon/Siphon: Nice to meet you three.
Tropo: (( "it's not high noon in the rest of the world right?"
Hywel: "Nooooo."
Ant: (( IT'S HIGH NOON ))
Syphon/Siphon: (([font=impact]no it's not[/font]
Hywel: -He said this from the bed.-
: ((it's 5:20))
Vaati: It is nice to meet you as well.
Syphon/Siphon: ((5:21 nub
Fanta: "Shush"
: ((well now it is))
Syphon/Siphon: What's up?
Syphon/Siphon: ((well now you is
: ((but it was 5:20 when i said it was))
Vaati: ...The ceiling?
Tropo: (( Guys
Fanta: ((Now that they're married every time they have sex it's a three way with jesus
: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.
Syphon/Siphon: ...
Jäger Leyline: whispers, "wanna make it a threesome?
Tropo: (( Is midnight 12 AM or 12 PM? [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE]/music plays[/url]
: ((12 AM))
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Syphon/Siphon: ((12 AM
Vaati: ((12 am you noob
Syphon/Siphon: ((12 PM is midday
Tropo: (( but is it really?
Syphon/Siphon: ((wait
Tropo: (( [i][vapes][/i]
: ((12 PM IS HIGH NOON))
Syphon/Siphon: ((if 12 AM is midnight why is 12 PM not known as midday? /music plays
Vaati: ((it is
Syphon/Siphon: ((shit
Syphon/Siphon: ((i'm playing vaporwave and HQR
Fanta: "Nope"
Fanta: "It's a learning experience"
Tropo: (( Tri don't invent a new music genre please
Syphon/Siphon: ((high quality wave
Tropo: (( horrible thought: underwave
Jäger Leyline: Come on....you've two screwed plenty of times before
Tropo: (( undertale music mixed with vaporwave oh fuck
Vaati: .....Is something wrong?
Jäger Leyline: hell I'll bang Hywel
Syphon/Siphon: ((or just slowed down undertale music
Syphon/Siphon: I meant that.
Vaati: ((death by vaporwave
Syphon/Siphon: As in what's going on.
Tropo: (( i'm going to make death by glamour underwave
Syphon/Siphon: Not literally what's above us.
Vaati: .....Oh.
Tropo: The purple cube explodes right in front of Tropo.
Tropo: "oh"
Ant: (( It exists https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur0nlRZA5v8 ))
Vaati: I.... I apologize. This language is not my first.
Syphon/Siphon: ((this remix + vaporwave = what
Tropo: (( it's not quality underwave though
Ant: (( Likes: 422. SO. GOD. DAMN. CLOSE. ))
Syphon/Siphon: Oh, alright. Well now you understand.
Vaati: nods.
Tropo: "i was born on 420 AD"
Tropo: "best"
Tropo: "year"
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89LLDUBXIOI
Tropo: "ever"
Syphon/Siphon: ((wh
Syphon/Siphon: ((but
Tropo: "just kidding"
Syphon/Siphon: ((then th---oh okay
Vaati: ...Eh.
Exira: "[i]I[/i] was born in 420 AD you dipshit"
Syphon/Siphon: Anyway, what's up?
Tropo: "you mean"
Tropo: "sunrise land?"
Fanta: "No, it's a one on one lesson"
Exira: "................."
Jäger Leyline: being married can't change that much when it comes to banging
Vaati: Not very much.
Syphon/Siphon: Alright. Expected as much.
Ant: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYOEyzBFYa4 ))
Syphon/Siphon: How about for you, Tropo?
Jäger Leyline: and you did it last night I heard ya
Tropo: "well"
Tropo: Tropo starts vaping again.
Tropo: "chill"
Jäger Leyline: ...pretty sure BC and I were at it too
Syphon/Siphon: Okay.
Jäger Leyline: pretty sure when*
Ant: (( Why are there so many hip hop remixes of wii music? ))
Syphon/Siphon: ((idk
Exira: "i was high the second I was born"
Exira: "good times"
Syphon/Siphon: (("Gamers of Reddit; what was the cringiest name you've given to a created character?" i've never given any character a simple or meaningful name...ever. :(
Exira: "4/20/420 4:20:69 AM"
Fanta: "Yeah"
Vaati: ...So. What is up with you?
Fanta: "I'm teaching him though, you'd have nothing to do"
Fanta: "And I want it to be private"
Ant: (( DARUDE ASTLEY - SANDROLL ))
Syphon/Siphon: Not much besides coming here. Still learning magic and such. But this place is weird and new.
Tropo: "magic is interesting"
Syphon/Siphon: ((it's a good song
Vaati: I can understand.
Syphon/Siphon: It is.
Jäger Leyline: rolls his eyes
Ant: (( I'm done. I've seen all the memes I need to see. ))
Tropo: "even though all I can do is make a simple cube"
Jäger Leyline: well I'm already beat from last night
Vaati: Magic is far better when you are using it.
Syphon/Siphon: I don't mind seeing others use it, I just like not being hit by it, though that happens fairly often sadly.
Vaati: Ah.
Ant: is listening to meme songs and ytpmvs
Fanta: "I bet Hywel is too"
Jäger Leyline: so fine, but Hywel could take so pointers from me sometime you know
Tropo: Tropo makes that high-pitched noise again.
Syphon/Siphon: Please.
Syphon/Siphon: No.
Vaati: I enjoy seeing the magic of oth-- agh!
Jäger Leyline: some*
Tropo: "sorrrrrrrrry"
Tropo: it stops
Vaati: covers his ears.
Fanta: "I am an expert teacher"
Tropo: this is Tropo's special ability
Syphon/Siphon: That happens again, I'm gonna have to syphon you so you shut up.
Vaati: That frequency is painful, please do not.
Ant: heard that through their headphones
Jäger Leyline: and I have some tricks that you've never seen
Ant: "What the hell was that?"
Vaati: Pain.
Tropo: "it was something that my people used to do frequently during the wars"
Fanta: "Riiight"
Syphon/Siphon: Well this isn't a war, so you can chill.
Vaati: I can imagine.
Ant: "Wars?"
Tropo: "it just becomes sort of something I do subconciously"
Syphon/Siphon: Oh, okay.
Vaati: ...Oh.
Syphon/Siphon: Should I syphon you?
Jäger Leyline: so....you know Jeska was at your wedding yesterday right?
Tropo: "no"
Syphon/Siphon: Okay.
Syphon/Siphon: I will if that happens again though.
Vaati: Please attempt to not do such a thing if possible.
Tropo: "the noise lasted for 6,000 years"
Fanta: "...huh?"
Vaati: ...
Syphon/Siphon: You don't live off magic, right?
Jäger Leyline: she was on your 6, but I saw her peer her head out at the door way and watch while you were getting hitched
: ((my internet is like, exploding))
Syphon/Siphon: ((rip
Tropo: "no"
Fanta: "Oh.. alright then.."
Syphon/Siphon: Okay, cool.
Fanta: "I knew you were going to ask.. didn't expect she'd actually come"
: ((i think it fixed itself))
Jäger Leyline: well she didn't shoot a rocket at us so I think we're in the clear
Ant: (( I gtg ))
Vaati: ((bye
Tropo: (( bye
Syphon/Siphon: ((brb heard something break
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Fanta: "Yeah.."
: ((nope nevermind, exploding again))
Jäger Leyline: so try and go talk to her sometime
Jäger Leyline: I will too
Jäger Leyline: bring her brownies, she loves em
Fanta: "Ok.. I'll try"
Syphon/Siphon: ((well apparently i'm insane
Jäger Leyline: alright have fun
Tropo: weed brownies
Fanta: "But now, I'm gonna teach Hywel something very important"
Jäger Leyline: but we're going have a threesome some time
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Syphon/Siphon: ((i fucking heard it again! wtf
Syphon/Siphon: ((brb
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Fanta: "Not a foursome?"
Jäger Leyline: well sure if I can get Jeska to ever trust us again
Jäger Leyline: don't think BC is up to that though
Syphon/Siphon: ((apparently a knife fell. twice. even though it was on a counter and nothing could reach it.
Syphon/Siphon: ((and how the fuck does something fall twice.
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Fanta: shrugs
Fanta: heads back into the bedroom, closing the door
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Vaati: ((hi darling
Fanta: makes sure to lock it this time, this is gonna take a while
Vaati: ((brb
Smolster: (hi darling!!)
Jäger Leyline: checked the door too, but heads back to the couch
: Fanta [Fanta] is now ??? [].
Tropo: Tropo sits on the couch.
: Something shakes violently in the dreamer reborn dimension
: "ehehehehehe"
Syphon/Siphon: - wowie -
: ??? [] is now Fanta [Fanta].
Jäger Leyline: So vaper
: Vaati's connection timed out.
Jäger Leyline: I'm dating a god right now
Jäger Leyline: but she'll let me bang anyone else I want to
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Vaati: ((back
Vaati: ...
Syphon/Siphon: begins humming, half-asleep.
Syphon/Siphon: - Seems like he hums whenever he's half-asleep. -
Jäger Leyline: did not say that to Vaati
Vaati: still heard it.
Vaati: ...
Quetzalcoatl: -enters the bar, just without the army this time-
Vaati: ...Ah, hello.
Syphon/Siphon: Hey.
Quetzalcoatl: Hello mortals
Vaati: ...I am not mortal, but hello.
Syphon/Siphon: I can learn to be basically immortal.
Quetzalcoatl: Since you and your ruffins woke me up I decided to look around
Syphon/Siphon: Not there yet, though.
Syphon/Siphon: Alright.
Vaati: I did not plan that, but alright.
Quetzalcoatl: ....that and I want to try a few more puzzles out
Syphon/Siphon: Okay.
Quetzalcoatl: -places a present on the ground and takes a few steps back-
Vaati: ...
Syphon/Siphon: ...?
Vaati: ?
Quetzalcoatl: well go on .....open it
Syphon/Siphon: ...
Syphon/Siphon: walks up to it and opens it.
Quetzalcoatl: -theres a cuckoo inside-
Syphon/Siphon: What's this?
Vaati: as in a cuckoo clock or a chicken
Quetzalcoatl: its a chicken
Syphon/Siphon: Oh. Okay.
Vaati: warps out.
Quetzalcoatl: .....huh
Syphon/Siphon: ...
Syphon/Siphon: Chickens seem to get annoyed when I come near them. I dunno why.
Syphon/Siphon: But anyway, why did you bring it to us?
Vaati: is outside, noping the fuck out.
Quetzalcoatl: its suppose to be a box that makes ones fear come true
Syphon/Siphon: I don't really fear anything.
Tropo: "neat"
Quetzalcoatl: but whose scared of a chicken
Tropo: to Jager
Syphon/Siphon: Actually, I guess technology.
Syphon/Siphon: Fuck technology.
Quetzalcoatl: oh well -grabs the cuckoo and eats it-
Vaati: is outside.
Syphon/Siphon: ...What.
Syphon/Siphon: Well. I guess I should go looking for Vaati.
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Quetzalcoatl: -is a large serpent god from meso america, mayan times-
Syphon/Siphon: leaves, semi-noping and semi-just-leaving.
Syphon/Siphon: Oh, hey.
Vaati: is hyperventilating, leaning on the bar outside.
Quetzalcoatl: gonna have to find a new scary box for puzzles
Syphon/Siphon: ((wait, quetzalcoatl is a serpent? i thought it was a bird
Syphon/Siphon: ((well dammit
Jäger Leyline: ((sometimes its a bird, sometimes its a serpant
Syphon/Siphon: ((ohhhh okay
Jäger Leyline: ((sometimes its a serpent human thing
Vaati: Oh, it is just you.
Syphon/Siphon: Hmm?
Jäger Leyline: ((I think its also a jaguar from time to time
Syphon/Siphon: ((thanks
Vaati: I thought it was the infernal bird.
Syphon/Siphon: Oh, okay.
Syphon/Siphon: Are you okay?
Tropo: (( >has to put on teen titans go on for 6 year old sister
Vaati: Only if it is dead.
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Vaati: ((ew
Tropo: (( >please kill me
Syphon/Siphon: ((ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Syphon/Siphon: The chicken or the bird? Yes to the former.
Vaati: The chicken is the bird.
Syphon/Siphon: Okay, then yes.
Jäger Leyline: ((actualyl quetzalcoatl is usually a serpent, just looked it up, sometimes half man half serpent
Vaati: So I will be fine shortly.
Syphon/Siphon: ((oh okay
Syphon/Siphon: Good.
Gaster: ((i'm back
Syphon/Siphon: ((wb
Vaati: ((yo
Gaster: wakes up from his nap on the kitchen counter.
Syphon/Siphon: ((yay my plug.dj is less shitposts
Syphon/Siphon: ((it's now about 1/3 EBF rather than 1/3 shitposts
Vaati: is gaster in thr bar
Tropo: (( >can hear "blackfire!!!!!!!!!!!!!" across the house
Gaster: -Yes-
Gaster: -I meant the bar counter.
Vaati: ok
Syphon/Siphon: ((hey
Syphon/Siphon: ((i have to live with that sometimes
Syphon/Siphon: ((and ppg
Quetzalcoatl: -is still in the bar-
Syphon/Siphon: ((i'll be rping and then someone turns on the tv
Vaati: takes a deep breath, entering the bar.
Syphon/Siphon: follows.
Jäger Leyline: ((looks like this for now http://www.powerlordsreturn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Quetzalcoatl.jpg
Tropo: Tropo just continues vaping.
Vaati: Please do not send that bird ever again.
: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Quetzalcoatl [Quetzalcoatl].
Syphon/Siphon: ((oh for a sec that belt looked like a tree
Quetzalcoatl: the chicken? the one I just ate?
Vaati: Yes.
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Quetzalcoatl: you're scared of chickens
Tropo: "is he a chicken himself or nah"
Quetzalcoatl: oh so the box did work...good
Tropo: "i say nah"
Vaati: .............It is a long story.
Gaster: Wha's... wha's goin on.
Syphon/Siphon: Oh, hey.
Vaati: ...Oh, Gaster, hello.
Vaati: Not much.
Quetzalcoatl: Hello mortal, I am Quetzalcoatl
Gaster: ... Mortal?
Quetzalcoatl: people barged into my house and now I'm looking around
Vaati: ...To be fair I was under the impression it was an abandoned temple, and I was dragged into it by a child.
Quetzalcoatl: shrugs
Quetzalcoatl: understandable
Vaati: Either way I apologize.
Syphon/Siphon: doesn't know what this is so he sits down and hums.
Quetzalcoatl: I've been thinking of puzzles and riddles to do so I'll have to try time out on you guys.....because all my followers are kind of dead
Vaati: Okay?
Syphon/Siphon: Alright.
Gaster: coughs a little.
Quetzalcoatl: and those stone soldiers of my don't have any brains
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Vaati: Mm hm.
Tropo: Tropo starts eating something.
Tropo: Rice cakes.
Quetzalcoatl: wonder if I should change form here
Quetzalcoatl: something less....the things of nightmares?
Vaati: It is your choice.
Quetzalcoatl: changes into http://img.charahub.com/c39236_0dfa5279419b52181463c748dc3188d3.png
Quetzalcoatl: Better?
Tropo: (( nikelab sells jackets for $275
Syphon/Siphon: Sure.
Vaati: Yes.
Gaster: nods, giving a thumbs up while coughing.
Quetzalcoatl: ((Thats expensive as fuck
Tropo: "hell yeah man"
Tropo: (( and pants for $95
Quetzalcoatl: ((only asshats like Kanye West would blow money like that
Vaati: ...Gaster, are you okay?
Syphon/Siphon: He's sick.
Vaati: Oh no.
Gaster: There's some sort of bug going around the gaston timeline..
Vaati: warps to his side.
Vaati: Is it curable?
Tropo: llllplllpllllllplglgkgkgkkfofogfkgk
Gaster: I'm hoping it's just the common cold...
Syphon/Siphon: ((what
Syphon/Siphon: ((bloo are you okay
Quetzalcoatl: You don't seem like the type to be ill
Vaati: Have you or anyone else looked into this?
Tropo: not at all
Gaster: I did.
Vaati: And?
Gaster: We're still thinking it's the common cold. It will passs.
Vaati: Oh.
Syphon/Siphon: ((bloo what happened
Vaati: I do hope you get better.
Tropo: idk
Syphon/Siphon: ((that's bad
Vaati: ((ono
Tropo: Tropo keeps eating from his infinite rice cake stack.
Quetzalcoatl: pulls out a rubic cube and starts trying to solve it
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Syphon/Siphon: begins to hum and whistle. While half asleep of course.
Syphon/Siphon: - On second thought, nah. Not half asleep. -
Vaati: sits by Gaster.
Vaati: Are your children also afflicted?
Glamor: [font=glamor]-yes-[/font]
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Tropo: (( how did glen murakami approve TTG
Corsiva: -She's getting there.-
Gaster: nods, sadly.
Vaati: ((good concept bad execution
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Quetzalcoatl: OH I know! a riddle will help your current mood!
: ((horrendous execution*
Vaati: Oh dear.
Vaati: ((tru
Syphon/Siphon: ((same with ppg?
: ((also i'm alive))
Syphon/Siphon: ((hello alive i'm tri
Gaster: Mmmh?
Tropo: Tropo continues to vape.
Quetzalcoatl: I don't have eyes, but once I did see. Once I had thoughts, but now I'm white and empty. What am I?
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Vaati: ...
Syphon/Siphon: ...
Tropo: "uh"
Tropo: "these lit smoke clouds"
Tropo: cue smoke cloud
Gaster: Hmmm...
Vaati: A corpse?
Syphon/Siphon: shrugs. "Riddles don't interest me."
Gaster: ...
Gaster: frowns. "It's a skull, isn't it."
Quetzalcoatl: springs up with a skull in his hand
Quetzalcoatl: Sure is!
Gaster: just. Stares.
Syphon/Siphon: ...
Quetzalcoatl: ....What?
Quetzalcoatl: its a good riddle
Gaster: You.. you do realize you're talking to a skeleton, right?
Quetzalcoatl: ...yes? -is unaware of relation-
Gaster: .. So. Um...
Vaati: ........
Quetzalcoatl: if that didn't tickle your brain I know what will!
Vaati: Uh.
Quetzalcoatl: What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Vaati: Breath.
Gaster: Your breath.
Syphon/Siphon: Yeah.
Quetzalcoatl: claps
Quetzalcoatl: Yaaaayyyyy
: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4UNc8oSexA
: ((ce this is a random as fuck question but do you have a steam account))
: ((i do))
: ((can we be friends))
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Viridi: -She snaps back to reality.-
: ((sure, one of us will need the link to the other's profile page though))
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Quetzalcoatl: fun right? -seems over eager for these riddles-
: ((you do it
Syphon/Siphon: Eh.
: ((i'm lazy
Viridi: "..."
Tropo: "hell yeah man"
Viridi: "I was talking about something wasn't I?"
Syphon/Siphon: I'm not into riddles.
: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198118229051/
Quetzalcoatl: looks at Viridi
Viridi: -She looks back.-
Vaati: I forget.
Viridi: "Hi."
Quetzalcoatl: didn't I see you at Mt Olympus 1000 years ago?
Syphon/Siphon: ...
Vaati: ...
Viridi: -She isn't based on a real God.-
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Tropo: (( well I'm going to uh
Tropo: (( what can I do other than vape
Viridi: "I don't know you you are."
Syphon/Siphon: ((vape
: ((we are now fucking friends
Tropo: (( k gonna c
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Tropo: (( shit
Syphon/Siphon: ((rip
Gaster: ((call your mom and apologise for any slights against her
Tropo: (( i wouldve typed "vape"
Quetzalcoatl: I am Quetzalcoatl
Tropo: (( nah ill just vape and skate around while spinning a knife
Quetzalcoatl: looks like this right now http://img.charahub.com/c39236_0dfa5279419b52181463c748dc3188d3.png
Syphon/Siphon: ((okay
Viridi: "I think I Remeber what I was talking about. Also I'm Viridi. Goddess of the earth and all living things."
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Viridi: "It was something about your world. About the life here."
Quetzalcoatl: I am God of.....puzzles......and riddles? ......All my followers are dead
Viridi: "Sounds unfortunate."
Vaati: shrugs.
Syphon/Siphon: I prefer puzzles honestly.
Syphon/Siphon: Doing is better than saying and hearing.
Vaati: nods.
Quetzalcoatl: well I'll go an rearrange my temple for puzzles then
Vaati: Okay.
Syphon/Siphon: Alright.
Quetzalcoatl: sits on the couch
Viridi: "Oh I remember what I was talking about. Hey, Skelton man?"
Quetzalcoatl: is staring into oblivion
Gaster: Yeah?
Viridi: "I have a proposal."
Gaster: Mmh, what is it?
Vaati: ((gaster: im engaged and married
Viridi: "So, I can make the aftermath up there get much better, and be restored to it previous state of forests, life, and such."
Gaster: Oh, really?
Viridi: "But it will involve killing any survivors."
Gaster: ...
Vaati: ...
Viridi: "So?"
Syphon/Siphon: I'd definitely say yes, but that's just me.
Gaster: That seems unfair to them...
Vaati: Could we evacuate?
Viridi: "Seems unfair that they trampled the forests and killed tons of innocents to build houses and other buildings."
Quetzalcoatl: ((I take it Gaston timeline is being destroyed or something
Viridi: "Also it won't reach here."
Vaati: ...
Vaati: I live there, Viridi.
Quetzalcoatl: (or something bad is happening
Gaster: ((Gaston is fine. We're talking bar timeline.
Quetzalcoatl: ((oh
Vaati: ((oh
Viridi: ((yeah))
Vaati: ((ignore that
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Viridi: "So? It can be a great opportunity to make this place a lot better."
Vaati: ...
Viridi: "I'll even be fine if you guys take strolls in the place sometimes. As long as you don't hurt anything."
Viridi: "...Come on, it'll make me happier to know I'm making a difference somewhere else when I can't make one back where I'm from."
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DamnDude: (( You're alive! )) ))
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Syphon/Siphon: ((you're alive!
DamnDude: (( Well ))
DamnDude: (( Now it's debatable ))
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Syphon/Siphon: ((now you're debatable
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Viridi: "...Are you all just gonna sit there and say nothing?"
Gaster: Let me think on it, alright?
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Viridi: "Oh, alright."
DamnDude: (( It's alive! ))
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Fanta: has returned to sitting on the hywel
Quetzalcoatl: ((yes "sitting"
Viridi: "But I assure you it's a great idea."
Fanta: literally
Hywel: "Stopp sitting on me."
Fanta: is sitting on his chest
Fanta: "Today Hywel..."
Vaati: shrugs
Quetzalcoatl: ((we know what shes sitting on
DamnDude: (( The head ))
Hywel: "What?"
Hywel: "I'm gonna suffocate."
Fanta: "Today I'm going to teach you an important life skill"
Syphon/Siphon: ((oh wowie
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Syphon/Siphon: ((i lost my damn lenny replacement
: (((͡ ͜ʖ ͡ ° °)))
Syphon/Siphon: ((ty
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Hywel: "Whaaaat?"
Fanta: looks off into the distance
Fanta: stands up
Hywel: "..."
Fanta: "It's an ancient tradition, dating back to the early B.C.E times of Cleopatra"
Hywel: "What are you going on about."
Fanta: "Throughout the ages, it's been refined to a science"
Syphon/Siphon: ((wut
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Fanta: "Eating ass Hywel, you're terrible at it"
DamnDude: (( I fucking knew it ))
Fanta: "So I will teach you"
Syphon/Siphon: ((wellllllp
Hywel: "Jesus Christ Fanta."
Hywel: "No, we already had sex in this room. You were being really loud."
Gaster: ((whoop whooop
Fanta: "I wasn't that loud"
Jäger Leyline: I HEARD YOU
Fanta: "..."
Jäger Leyline: -said from the next room
Hywel: "Fanta, we can wait till we have a place to stay."
Fanta: "Very well"
Fanta: "Prepare your mind for the entrance of knowledge"
Hywel: "Yeah, yeah."
Vaati: I must go. I do hope you feel better soon.
Hywel: "Why were you sitting on me to tell me this?"
Viridi: "Goodbye."
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Vaati: warps out.
Syphon/Siphon: Bye.
Quetzalcoatl: (Fanta: Actually Im going to brainwash you and make you become the husband I once had....AD