Verum: (("Baby bushes! They're so cute!" [2/3 of the party dies]

Yazan: Im not even suppose to be here. Im suppose to using a computer to control someone

Barchar: "...Creepy."

Cowboy Kid: ((swood

Verum: ((well fuck my party died to bushes

Verum: ...okay.

Hellaton: ......

Barchar: "Uh...run along, then."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You a gamer?"

Verum: ((and my backup. and i don't know when i last saved

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Cayse that wording is... Off."

Verum: ((why the fuck do bushes kill you

: Cause*

Yazan: well yeah

Yazan: but Im not talking about games

Asriel_Dreemurr: "okay then."

Hellaton: .....

Yazan: btw youre the protagnist from Goat Simulator

Barchar: "Let's run along before you do something you shoukdn't, hm?"

Verum: what?

Barchar: "Whatever you say."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What?"

: ((Inb4 we kill Yazan and they die irl))

Hellaton: begins clicking the pen, muffling the sound with his other hands.

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Yazan: throws a xopy of Goat Simulator at AD and leaves, "fuck the police

Barchar: (if you die in the game you die in real life)

Verum: ...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Verum: bye.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He looks at it.-

Barchar: "Well, that happened,"

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Oh. Hah. So funny."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He goes out of the bar and burns it, then returns.-

: lih

Nereid: Nereid walks back into the bar.

Fanta: ((After watching the first episode of the despair arc

Verum: hey.

Hellaton: ...Hhi.

Nereid: "hi"

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Teruteru Hanamura [Teruteru].

Verum: ((laharl you k

Teruteru: ((I need to do this

Hellaton: ((omfg

: yawn

: back

Verum: ((wb

Hellaton: ((hi

Cowboy Kid: ((hi

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

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Teruteru: ((You need to watch dr3

: Yazan [Yazan] is now Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline].

: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.

: Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

: ((Why is there a chef with a flamethrower when I look that name up))

: vape master race [Nereid] is now Nereid Redmond [Nereid].

Ehasti: -enters the bar-

Verum: hey.

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Ehasti [Ehasti].

Nereid: "hi"

Ehasti: ....Hey

Hellaton: Hhi.

Barchar: "Hi, Ehasti."

Hellaton: ((bc hes a chef

Barchar: "Any more information to help us find anyone?"

Ehasti: .....no.....still searching

: Nereid Redmond [Nereid] disconnected.

: ((Also if you put a space between the terus it shows these adorable looking ornaments. But i think that some art of them breaks rule 2 so just be careful.))

Hellaton: ((k

Ehasti: I need something that and delve into the past and see who they were

Verum: a time machine?

: am here now, I managed to get some sleep))

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Barchar: "Well, none of them around here I know of."

Verum: i have one.

Ehasti: perhaps, maybe just something that can see into my past......

Ehasti: Really?

Verum: yep.

Verum: - He transforms into a ton of mechanics, takes out and places a time machine, then transforms back to normal. -

Teruteru: ((It's so good

Teruteru: ((Someone very gr8 just died

Ehasti: ......mechanicus?

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Verum: mechanicus? my name is verum.

Hellaton: ....

Ehasti: is it capable traveling through different timelines

: ((Good morning Laherl))

: ((Laharl*

Verum: yeah. you have to bring it to that timeline and then travel though. i can help with that if you need.

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Ehasti: ......I don't know the time line I'm from

Verum: ...oh, huh. sorry, but it probably won't help then.

Ehasti: .......

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Teruteru: are there any ladies in the bar now?

Hellaton: .....

Verum: turns into mechanics again, absorbs the time machine, then goes to normal.

Ehasti: I've tried psykers, but none of them were that powerful to go back that far in the mind

Barchar: (https://vimeo.com/174597335)

Ehasti: ((are the MAs done?

Verum: ((most not all

Barchar: (I swear watching that is worth it)

Ehasti: ((so whose back to normal?

Verum: ((i believe all but fanta

Verum: ((and emb i guess

Barchar: fanta is still fucked entirely, Muffet still has the dog ears and toast thing, dunno about azazel

Hellaton: barcgar is in the bar and ehatsi might be lady?

Barchar: emb has wings

Verum: ((oh and muffet

Barchar: and Jager has whatever

Barchar: it's ur choice what jager's still got

Hellaton: is normal

Barchar: everyone else is good though

Teruteru: ((I'm still riding it out

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Ehasti: .....

Barchar: (dammit slarv i have a joke waiting in the fuckin wings just waiting for you to get in here)

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Barchar: (with Teruteru over here)

Verum: i might be able to send you back in your mind, though i'm not sure how powerful it is.

Teruteru: ((For teru to get in there?

Barchar: (yes)

Ehasti: .....it worth a shot

Teruteru: a master chef enters the blood

Verum: ((enters the blood

: ((Edgy))

Verum: ((crawling in my crawl

Jeska or Jekon: -enters the bar-

Hellaton: ...Hhhhi.

Verum: - A small part of his hand opens and closes, leaving a pill in his hand. -

Verum: hey.

Jeska or Jekon: Hey...hell....hello....hellaton?

Barchar: "Oh, hi Jeska.'

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now Hanzo [Tiny Hanzo].

Teruteru: immediately turns right around

Verum: anyway, if you eat this, you will literally go into your head.

Teruteru: "Oh, hello there!"

Tiny Hanzo: he runs across Hanamura, shooting genji. He gets rekt by a D.VA

Teruteru: is talking to jeska

Verum: hey as well.

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: Hanzo [Tiny Hanzo] is now Bar!Chara [Barchar].

Barchar: it wasn't worth it

Verum: well, not in your head, but in your mind.

: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [SALTY PHISH].

Ehasti: grabs the pill, hes wearing a skull mask

Verum: - whoops -

SALTY PHISH: "HANZO IS A CLASS!"

: High Priest Laharl [SALTY PHISH] is now High Priest Laharl [].

Teruteru: "Miss, what would your name be?"

Verum: ((HANZO WAS OVERNERFED

Hellaton: Yyeah.

Hellaton: ....

Verum: ((/s

Verum: ((references to things nobody knows

Jeska or Jekon: ah....Jeska or Jekon, doesn't matter

: ((How old is Viridi?))

Barchar: (thousands of years)

: ((Is she like, thousands of years old?))

Hellaton: ((probably old

Barchar: (she's a fuckin goddess)

Ehasti: puts the pill under his mask

Teruteru: "Well, miss Jeska. My name is Teruteru Hanamura, the ultimate chef"

Ehasti: so whats suppose to happen now?

Verum: good luck buddy. hope you find what you need.

Teruteru: "And I am on the search for ingredients"

Jeska or Jekon: ........

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Jeska or Jekon: yeah and?

: High Priest Laharl [] is now High Priest Laharl [Chef].

Ehasti: shakes a bit and begins to demateralize

: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.

Chef: "Hello children!@

Verum: ...huh.

: High Priest Laharl [Chef] is now High Priest Laharl [].

Verum: that wasn't intended.

Ehasti: disappears

Verum: does he normally do that or did i do something bad?

Barchar: "Do not cook Jeska.

: Ehasti [Ehasti] is now Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon].

Hellaton: Ththey do thhat.

Verum: phew...

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Jeska or Jekon: you making a bad choice if you wanna make sushi

Verum: ((i think this is the perfect set-up for me

Teruteru: "No no no, of course not"

Verum: ((half the screen is a roleplay the other half is a game

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Teruteru: has a little pink trail from his nose

Barchar: "Good. Because if you tried, I'd literally vaporize you."

Teruteru: "I'm looking for eggs"

Verum: ...

Teruteru: wiggles his eyebrows

Verum: ((oh god

Hellaton: ...

Jeska or Jekon: slugs him in the face

Hellaton: applauds this.

Verum: ((the fuck i just casted death on the entire enemy team

Verum: wow.

Barchar: "Fuck off!"

Jeska or Jekon: ((don't you want to kill the entire enemy team tri?

Teruteru: "Ahh"

Verum: ((yeah but the odds are so low

Teruteru: "The pain is delicious"

Verum: ((the weapon has a small chance to inflict a large variety of spell effects, and it decides to inflict the best on all of them

Teruteru: "Truly the best of seasonings"

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Jeska or Jekon: spins around into a round house to the face

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Hellaton: leaves the bar.

Jeska or Jekon: -a round house that even chuck Norris would admire

Teruteru: ((I don't think I'm doing teruteru justice

Hellaton: Nnot dedealing wiith thiis.

Barchar: walks up, picking him up." Permission to throw him out of the bar, Jeska?"

Jeska or Jekon: ((I don't know who he is

Hellaton: ((youre doin good

Jeska or Jekon: yeah get him out

Teruteru: "So many lovely ladies... All getting kinky at the same time"

Barchar: kicks the door open to whatever timeline it was at, tossing him through and slamming it. "Ass."

: Teruteru Hanamura [Teruteru] disconnected.

Hellaton: looks though a bar window and reenters.

Barchar: makes sure he can't get back in.

Verum: ((WHY DO BUSHES KEEP FUCKING ME UP

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Jeska or Jekon: sits down next to AD

: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.

: ((When ur fighting marie on skullgirls))

: (("DIE" "TOU DARE CHALLENGGE ME" "YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME" "DIE"))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy."

Hellaton: sits at the bar.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He adjusts his wings, so she can sit there.-

: http://i.imgur.com/E8z2KbZ.jpg

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Fellby: ((okay i'm back

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Verum: ((wb

Barchar: (hi chime)

Hellaton: ((wb

Jeska or Jekon: -is AD still cat?

Asriel_Dreemurr: -No.-

Jeska or Jekon: when'd you get wings?

Barchar: "He got cursed."

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Asriel_Dreemurr: "The wizard."

Barchar: "OH!" he hands AD his watch.

Jeska or Jekon: so whats new kid?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Thanks, Barchar."

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Barchar: "srue thing, Asriel."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "And other than these wings? Not much."

: Teruteru Hanamura [Teruteru] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Fanta: told hywel she was going to the aa meeting

Ehasti: -reappears in the spot he was-

Fanta: enters the bar

Verum: hey.

Verum: also hey.

: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] is now Ehasti [Ehasti].

: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.

Ehasti: .......

Verum: ...it didn't work?

Ehasti: ...it did

Hellaton: Hhhhi.

Fanta: ((Arc shit tonight, just a side quest

Verum: oh! that's nice.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "How have you been?"

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Fanta: ((I'm watching a movie and when that's over imma start if you guys want to

: Fellby [Fellby] is now Gaster [Gaster].

: http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/735/266/de0.png

Gaster: ((idk if i can participate too much, i have to go to bed at 11

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Gaster: ((maybe

Jeska or Jekon: eh.....still don't know what to do with myself

Gaster: ((it depends on what my mom says

: ((just break your arms and your good

Ehasti: the two people I've been looking for have been right under my nose

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Verum: hmm.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You with anyone yet?"

Verum: ((why is my tank literally never hit

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Gaster: wanders in.

Verum: hey.

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Ehasti: .....a few......

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Jeska or Jekon: yeah.....I just wish I didnt feel...so lost

Hellaton: Hhhi Gaster.

Verum: ...?

: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/885/802/a07.jpg

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Yeah. I'd say i understood but... I've never really been in that situation."

Fanta: sits down with jeska

Hellaton: is robot btw

Ehasti: starts phasing in and out

Fanta: mumbles

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Verum: huh?

Jeska or Jekon: hey Fanta

Verum: you okay?

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Fanta: "Mmf dd"

Barchar: "Hi, Fanta."

Gaster: sees that Hella is now robutt. "Oh, hello my dear!"

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Fanta: nods in barchar's general direction

Gaster: ((i uh

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Ehasti: unholsters and a handgun and walks up to AD and Jeska, he takes off his mask, revealing a goat fish hybrid , "looks like I finally found you two

Gaster: ((i just bought one of these http://www.squishable.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/squish_grim_reaper_15.jpg

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Gaster: ((HE LIVES

Verum: ...?

Gaster: ... Oh my god.

Verum: well.

Ehasti: My names Casval, and you two threw me into obilivion, for that you will pay with your lives

Gaster: Wait, wait wait, no!

Verum: woah woah, calm down.

: THE ABORTION STRIKES BACK

Ehasti: aims the gun at AD and tries to fire

Barchar: "WAIT, WHAT THE HELL!?"

Hellaton: Hhey, dodon't do annything drrrastic!

Gaster: tries to wrestle the gun away.

Jeska or Jekon: -hops up to tackle him and preventing him from firing

Asriel_Dreemurr: "!"

Verum: i...uh.

Barchar: tackles Casval. "HE! FUCKING! DIED! YOU LUNATIC!"

Hellaton: helps Gaster.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "The fuck?"

Jeska or Jekon: -helps the other two

Verum: takes a sleep dart out of his pocket and attempts to throw it at Casval.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He prepares to retaliate if need be.-

Ehasti: phases through the ground

Verum: well.

Gaster: ... Shit.

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Barchar: "DID YOUR NONEXISTANT BABY JUST FUCKING SHOW UP AND TRY TO KILL YOU!? WHAT THE FUCK!"

Gaster: What kind of spacetime bullshit is this!

Ehasti: appears from the back, this time with two Gaster Blasters

Verum: - would be funny if the sleep dart hit someone behind him -

Verum: - oh -

: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.

Gaster: summons a couple of his own.

Jeska or Jekon: -was hit by the sleep dart-

Verum: - whoops -

Barchar: whirls around, charging the chaos buster at him. "Y'ALL MIGHT WANNA MOVE REAL QUICK!" she said, moving Jeska out of the way with her foot

Jeska or Jekon: -is moving around sluggish-

Verum: sits down and watches.

Hellaton: goes all out on defensive.

Ehasti: You two have no idea what you did to me do you?!

Ehasti: Years of pain and being unable to exist

Gaster: You have no idea what happened, do you?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What?"

Barchar: "THEY DIED!"

Barchar: "SORRY, JAGGOFF, IT WAS A BIT OUT OF THEIR CONTROL!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He checks on Jeska.-

Ehasti: THATS NOT GOOD ENOUGH!

Barchar: "NOT FUCKING GOOD ENOUGH!?'

Hellaton: THTHEY. DIIIIED.

Gaster: What did you want them to do?

Jeska or Jekon: -shes standing, but tired-

Gaster: Return to life, bathed in holy light?

Barchar: "OH, YOU KNOW, THEY JUST GOT THEIR FUCKING BRAINS BLOWN OUT! BUT THAT'S NO EXCUSE FOR NOT HAVING A KID!"

Barchar: "NOSIREE BOB!"

Ehasti: fires the blasters, before retreating through the wall-

Barchar: (why is there a link to an image of a middle finger in out chat description)

Verum: ((aw i'm bad at games

Hellaton: pushes everyone he can out of the way.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He lets Jeska onto the couch, slowly.-

Verum: (("i can only get in one hit, the rest is all healing...better make it good...!"

Verum: ((*forgets that healer has 100% holy resistance and fights it with holy*

Verum: (("fuck"

Gaster: ...

Verum: suddenly implodes. Don't worry though, he just traveled to another dimension temporarily.

Gaster: Jackass.

Hellaton: is blasted in one arm from this, the glove being gone and leaving charred cords and wires in its place.

Gaster: looks over. "Oh..."

Barchar: growls, keeping the buster charged. "I doubt he's gone."

Ehasti: appears from below BC, grabbing her leg, but stops a second later, letting out a scream of pain "AAAAAhHHHHHHhhhhhhh

Hellaton: hisses in pain.

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Ehasti: once hes on the ground, he gets to his knees and grabs his head, screaming in agony

Barchar: blinks. "Uhhhhh"

Ehasti: ....too ....much......

Fanta: is just sitting there, like the 'this is fine' pic

Jeska or Jekon: -stumbles over to him and slugs him across the face, K'Oing him-

Hellaton: holds the remainder of his lower right arm.

Barchar: looks around, awkwardly. She aims the buster at him again. "...POST-MORTEM ONE LINER!" she fired.

Fanta: ((Oh that's cool

Gaster: starts to usher everyone out of the way.

Fanta: ((Reading the logs

Jeska or Jekon: -falls on top of him-

Barchar: "Wait, no, that's pre-morte-OH SHIT!" she stopped the buster

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Jeska or Jekon: .....hella....you okay?

Fanta: ((Now back to my artsy shit

Barchar: oh i thought she fell on top of Casval

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Hellaton: Iii ththink Ii need bettttter ARMorrrr.

Hellaton: I feel diiiiiisARMedddd.

Jeska or Jekon: -she did

Barchar: oh okay

Barchar: well then Casval likely remains mostly undisintegrated, lucky for him

Barchar: "Jeska!? are you alright!?"

Jeska or Jekon: ...I'm really....tired

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Hellaton: Ii'm mamaking thhhese dumb jojojes to trrry to rereduce the hhhhARM dodone.

Hellaton: *jojojes

Hellaton: *jojokes

Verum: ((joaje

Barchar: "I-I didn't hurt you, did I?"

Ehasti: ((jojo enters

Hellaton: ((SONO CHI NO SADAME

Verum: ((fucking forgot holy resist again

Gaster: glances at Hella. "Not now, alright?"

Verum: (TODOKETE

Hellaton: Iiii'm didistraaacting myseself.

Jeska or Jekon: -pulls out the sleep dart and tosses it-

Fanta: is frantically trying to help jeska, making muffled noises

Jeska or Jekon: pretty sure that was meant to put and elephant down

Hellaton: Iiiif I fofocus on iiit it's gogoing to be alllll I can ththink about.

: Ehasti [Ehasti] is now Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon].

Barchar: sighs, taking off the chaos buster. "Are you gonna object if I vaproize him later, when you're not laying on top of him?"

Jeska or Jekon: do you...think that he said was....true?

Hellaton: begins pacing in small circles, trying to distract himself from the pain.

Barchar: "...I don't know."

Fanta: is being very loud under her bandages

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He is confus.-

Fanta: "MMMFMFMMFFF"

Barchar: "Butif your literalfucking death isn't enough for him, then I don't care."

Barchar: "he's not worth it, the fucking ghostly dickbag."

Barchar: "I don't know why grabbing my leg made him freak out, and I couldn't give less of a shit right now."

: lel

Jeska or Jekon: is 350 lbs, she ain't moving

Verum: reappears in a mini explosion. "hey."

Jeska or Jekon: Fanta....what happened to you

Hellaton: Hhhhhi!

Verum: ...you're...hurt.

Hellaton: is keeping up a fake smile.

Fanta: points to her nose

Fanta: then makes a smashing motion

Jeska or Jekon: broken nose?

Fanta: nods

Hellaton: 's injured arm is sparking a bit.

Barchar: walks over to Hellaton. "Do you need help?"

Jeska or Jekon: does that mean we can't make out

: ((Plot twist, Hywel made the broken nose

Fanta: "Mmf dd"

Jeska or Jekon: said jokingly

Gaster: glances at Hella's arm. "I can fix it."

Fanta: ((What i should have done

Barchar: can we get a translation on that

Gaster: ((dd did it all along

Hellaton: Iiiii just neneeed a fifix, thhhat's fiine.

Barchar: "I can probably help. If you want it. I guess."

Verum: i can help with that if you want.

Fanta: ((With exploding

Fanta: ((*Fanta falls over*

Barchar: "I feel a biiiit responsible for not realizing what was up with him before, I guess. But..."

Hellaton: Iiii'm fififififififine of ccourse Ii'm not fiiine myyy arm's off oh gogod

Fanta: (("HYWEL YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT"

Fanta: (("AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT"

Hellaton: ((hah

Barchar: blinks, stepping back

Verum: so i assume that's a yes.

Barchar: (10)

Fanta: looks at verum

Fanta: "Mmf"

Jeska or Jekon: what do you mean BC?

Hellaton: falls to his knees.

Verum: was talking to Hella idk what Fanta's doing

Fanta: oh ok

Gaster: goes to comfort Hella.

Fanta: goes back to staring directly ahead

Hellaton: Iiiii cacan't ignore ththis any lllonger ow ow ow ow ow

Verum: stares at Hella's other hand for a minute or so, then implodes into another dimension again.

Gaster: Honey. Focus on me.

Jeska or Jekon: oh is he?

Jeska or Jekon: who

Hellaton: looks to Gaster.

Hellaton: Iiiii'm trtrying.

Barchar: "He's..."

Barchar: "So! Both you and AD died, you know this."

: ((Gaster: Don't focus on my nonexistant abs either.))

Jeska or Jekon: .....

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

: ((Anatomy: -busts in-

Fanta: "Mff"

: ((Anatomy: DID SOMEONE SAY ABS?))

Barchar: "And, uh, you were kind of pregnant."

Barchar: "So..."

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

: ((Anatomy: -rips entire shirt off-

Hellaton: ((eon: anatomy go home youre drunk

Barchar: "When AD died and got reset, apparently that child...went with him."

Barchar: "And, he's back! somehow!"

Jeska or Jekon: ....wait.....AD was.....my......

Barchar: "I men, I know I of all people shouldn't find this so improbable, but..."

Jeska or Jekon: looks at him

Verum: ((Drunk: -walks in- no he's not you dick

Jeska or Jekon: bullshit his like 17

Barchar: "No, that's...don't worry about this. Right now."

Jeska or Jekon: hes*

Barchar: "Well, he is now."

Barchar: "He was a lot older before the rest."

Barchar: "Well, not a LOT. but olde.r"

Gaster: Hella, can you turn your pain circuits off?

Jeska or Jekon: ......

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Hellaton: Iiii foforgot I ccould.

Jeska or Jekon: so what, this guy is our son?

Hellaton: reaches behind him and presses a button code.

Barchar: "Your theoretical nonexistant son. Yes.'

Hellaton: Okay. Ooookay thihis is better.

Barchar: "Unless he's bullshitting! He might be!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "This is all weird."

: ((Wasn't Casval already born?

Verum: reappears in a mini explosion again, with a hand. "hey. i'll lend a helping hand, hella."

Gaster: There we go.

: ((Jeska wasn't pregnant when she "died" IIRC

Barchar: well

Hellaton: plays a rimshot.

Barchar: that's because AD died before her

Hellaton: Ththanks?

Hellaton: Hhhow did you geget that

Verum: no problem.

Verum: i made it.

Hellaton: Ththat fast?

: Casval was already born and somehow didn't get reset like AD

Verum: well when you go in another dimension things can go a lot faster.

Barchar: this is not how i remember it being explained to me

Hellaton: Oh. Rright.

Verum: either way though, i have the hand.

Jeska or Jekon: ....lets wake him up and find out

Jeska or Jekon: stands up fine

Hellaton: Ththank you.

Verum: hands Hella the hand.

Hellaton: takes his hand.

Barchar: Yaz you're playing him am I remembering it right or is Frisky

Hellaton: ....

Jeska or Jekon: ((Casval was an infant when AD got reset

Jeska or Jekon: ((he was born

Hellaton: Gaaaster can yoyou help in... aaattachching this?

Barchar: (But he got reset into being not a thing?)

Gaster: Yeah, I can.

Jeska or Jekon: ((guess you;ll have to find out why

Hellaton: Ththank you

Verum: is anyone else hurt?

Barchar: (That was confirmation not confusion)

Barchar: then said the actually correct thing there

Barchar: oops i misremembered silly wame flarp

Barchar: "If you say s-how are you getting up that easy?"

Gaster: pulls out a small bag of tools.

Jeska or Jekon: I'm suppose to be some kind of genetic super soldier, guess thats why

Barchar: "Hm. Cool."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Barchar: "Anyway, I'll get him up."

Jeska or Jekon: wait

Barchar: "Wait?"

Jeska or Jekon: shouldn't we tie him up or something?

Barchar: "Oh. Fair point."

Jeska or Jekon: he also seems to be able to phase through solid mass

Jeska or Jekon: ((anything to prevent that

Jeska or Jekon: ((That was IC

Barchar: gently grabs his leg, to see if her whole ghost form could touch his

Ehasti: -wakes up screaming and back away from BC

Gaster: reaches for Hella's broken arm, starting to fix it.

Verum: ...

Barchar: steps back, flinching

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Barchar: "Okay, so, uh, I can touch him.'

Hellaton: stays still.

Verum: attempts again to throw a sleeping dart at Ehasti.

Barchar: "Uh, can we chill here? Not shoot people?"

Ehasti: -is panting heavily and phasing into and out-

Barchar: "Caaause otherwise OI'mma gonna put you in a headlock."

Verum: just threw it, it wouldn't even hurt.

Ehasti: -the dart phases through him-

Verum: aw man. oh well.

Barchar: "What else did you expect?'

Ehasti: Don't....touch me..........

Verum: it was worth a shot.

Barchar: "I won't, if you don't start fucking shooting at people."

Barchar: "We stay chill, the hands stay away."

Gaster: backs up.

Ehasti: ......

Verum: sits down and watches.

Barchar: "Deal?"

Hellaton: ...

Ehasti: ...fine.....

Barchar: "Cool."

Barchar: "...Get to asking, I guess."

Ehasti: theres nothing to ask about....I know what they did

Ehasti: threw their own son into oblivion to be ripped about for centuries before being able to materialize a form

Ehasti: and now I can barely manage a form most of the time

Barchar: "Casval. Listen to me."

Barchar: "They. Were. Killed.'

Barchar: "They didn't itnentionally do anything to you."

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Ehasti: .......

: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.

Barchar: "I'm sorry you had to go through that."

Barchar: "Not existing sucks. I know."

Barchar: "But this. IS not the way to deal with it."

Gaster: Trust me. She's right.

Ehasti: so they get a free pass for my pain that I deal with everyday?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Verum: ...basically yeah, actually. because they didn't do it.

Ehasti: I wonder how many lives he ruins -points to AD-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Give me a number."

: A lot

Barchar: "He? Zero."

Barchar: "Who he used to be, I suppose a fair amount."

Gaster: (("currently"

Ehasti: bullshit

Barchar: "This particular AD, is going fine."

Gaster: He's innocent.

Verum: everyone's ruined lives. but that's not the point.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Look, I didn't do anything to you or anyone as of yet."

Ehasti: hisory has a funny way of repeating itself

Verum: doesn't matter what he's done, it matters that he didn't do anything on purpose to you.

Gaster: All he does is watch the demon news!

Jeska or Jekon: is rather quiet

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's not history, the actual changing of a timeline is creating a different history."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "The past is clean. My past is clean."

Barchar: "Exactly."

Ehasti: I've seen timeline resets, and the people who exist afterwards

Barchar: "How!? you literally haven't existed for months!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ever heard of the butterfly effect?"

Barchar: "Or even nonexisted!"

Ehasti: you don't get to wash away your sins because you don't want to claim responsibilites

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're assuming I reset, no?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I didn't."

Barchar: "HE. ISN'T. HIM."

Ehasti: I've been around for a number of centuries

Barchar: "YOU THICK-SKULLED, NONEXISTANT JAGGOFF."

Hellaton: Thhhhey are nonot the saame pepeople. Ggget it ththrough your hhead.

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Verum: dude. he didn't do anything.

Fanta: ((THIS IS OFFICIALLY

Asriel_Dreemurr: "How hard is it to accept the fact that who you're going after is gone? Is it blood lust? Or plain stupidity?"

Hellaton: has zero emotion in his face.

Verum: stop trying to make that your point.

Ehasti: a plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time

Fanta: ((THE FUCKING BEST LINE

Fanta: ((http://imgur.com/a/VWnll

Fanta: ((THE BEST PICKUP LINE

Verum: ((wowie

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're damn right it is. Now, if you want is to stop wasting your time?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fuck off."

Cowboy Kid: ((neato

Ehasti: and how hard is it for you to accept what you've done

Verum: he didn't do anything.

Verum: he didn't.

Barchar: "He. Didn't. Do it."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I did nothing."

Verum: do anything.

Gaster: ((until we merge into a chimera

Hellaton: He. Did. Nothing.

Ehasti: -stands up-

Verum: shut up dude.

Barchar: grabs his arm

Verum: your argument is invalid.

: ((until we merge into a chime

Ehasti: -phases away-

Hellaton: Yyyyyou're jujust stubbbborn and stuupid.

Verum: hooray.

Barchar: growls. "If he comes back, I'm not giving him a second chance to get away.'

Hellaton: is as emotionless as possible.

Jeska or Jekon: ......

Gaster: is fixing the bot's arm.

Hellaton: As an emotion-driven being, this is likely unsettling.

Barchar: "Jeska?"

Fanta: ((THIS MOVIE IS SO WEIRD

Jeska or Jekon: sighs

: ((Alright back))

Jeska or Jekon: looks at AD

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He looks back.-

: ((Toroko the Hyrbic was carrying a Team DM team))

: ((Hybrid is the best diep class I swear))

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Jeska or Jekon: wish I didn't know who you used to be

Verum: ((i like getting booster, full health regen, max hp, body damage, movement speed, and reload

: ((You are cancer))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I wish I didn't either."

Verum: ((<3

Barchar: "JEska, he was mostly fine."

: ((The world doesn't need more fucking boosters))

Barchar: "Just...insensitive."

Verum: ((aw okay

Fanta: mumbles

Jeska or Jekon: he still is

: ((They never actually do anything, any level 45 can slap them down))

: ((They're just good for bullying level 30s.))

Barchar: "You barely know him."

Verum: ((i don't actually get to level 45 with it and that's probably why so

Verum: ((fair enough

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Jeska or Jekon: yeah, and if he was like this when I did......guess I don't really know what I saw in him

: ((Play hybric and one-shot any fool who thinks they can take your spot as king

Verum: ((alright

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I must have been hot. Like, HOT hot."

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Fanta: "Mmf..."

Barchar: "Jeska, what's your fucking deal!? He hasn't done anything to you!"

Gaster: Now, this isnt the time to fight among ourselves.

Fanta: "Dd"

Jeska or Jekon: ....nothing....just had better exceptions of him thats all

: ((Bread and I were playing Hybrids earlier))

: ((And we got into a dedly hyb5id duel))

Barchar: "What the he-Jeska, you literally don't know anything about him, or who he was."

Barchar: "He was a mildly insensitive person."

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

: ((Two extremely slow tanks in close range that can one-shot eachother))

Verum: ((i can actually play diepio rn so

Barchar: "Not exactly the fucking devil."

Verum: ((mfw tanks can one-shot

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Jeska or Jekon: yeah well don't think I want to know much about him

Barchar: "Fine. Whatever. If you're just going to be immediately biased against him, then whatever. I can't control your life."

Jeska or Jekon: I'm going to try and go find Casval

: ((Your cannon also has the largest recoil in the game))

Jeska or Jekon: see if we can talk it out

: ((I like to use it to make a quick getaway))

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: ((But...another option is t use it to SLAM YOUR MASSIVE BODY INTO THE ENEMY AT FULL FORCE))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Hellaton: ...

Barchar: "...I...I don't know. I don't want you to do that alone."

Barchar: "He probably wants to kill you too."

Jeska or Jekon: yeah more than likely

Verum: ((LOL

Verum: ((a boss berserked my team

Verum: ((team is now mostly dead, but boss is also down 1/3

Verum: ((thanks OP autopilot

Gaster: From what he said, he's a lot like a core being.

Jeska or Jekon: but if he is my son, then I owe it to him to help him

CryingEevee OOC: ((i am a medieval robot in space))

Verum: ((hi ce

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Barchar: "I guess. I'm coming, though."

Verum: ((aw fuck i'm ded

Barchar: "Though, not right with you."

Barchar: "I don't wnat him freaking out about me."

Jeska or Jekon: any idea where he might be gaster?

Gaster: No.

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DamnDude: (( They need a gif of the sonic costumed person from the sega party, he looks like he gives no fucks ))

Fanta: ((Starting in around 40 minutes

Barchar: I feel as though she might be a little bit of a better person to ask, but

Jeska or Jekon: well best start looking

DamnDude: (( Also apparently they're off schedule, the music playing now was supposed to end 3-4 minutes ago ))

Barchar: can she see any hint of him?

Jeska or Jekon: no

Jeska or Jekon: ((no*

Barchar: "He's not in this dimension."

Barchar: "Unless he can hide from me. I hope not.'

Hellaton: ...

Verum: continues just sitting.

Jeska or Jekon: looks at AD again, "if he comes around try not to fight him"

Fanta: ((What the fuck is this movie

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not planning on it."

: ((OH FUCK I JUST))

Gaster: finishes fixing Hella's hand. "That should do it, dear."

: ((DAMN, IT WAS 'NICOTINE'))

: ((nOT NITROGEN))

Verum: ((what?

: ((THIS SONG I HAD STUCK IN MY HEAD))

Jeska or Jekon: heads out of the bar, just randomly looking around

Verum: ((that sounds---oh okay

Hellaton: presses a button combo

: ((JUST FOUND IT ON SOUNDCLOUD))

Verum: ((i thought you did a bad again

Hellaton: tests his hand by hugging Gaster.

DamnDude: (( "I did some nicotine instead of nitrogen!" ))

Hellaton: Thththank youu.

Verum: ((wow i can't leave a game for a second

Gaster: No problem, dear.

Jäger Leyline: -enters the bar-

Verum: ((i come back and see "Machine gun nipples!"

: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

Hellaton: ...

Verum: hey.

Hellaton: unhugs, standing up.

Jäger Leyline: hey......something go down?

Hellaton: Hehelo.

Hellaton: Yyes.

Barchar: "Oh, hi, Jager."

Verum: yes.

Barchar: "And yes."

Hellaton: Bubut that's noot impoportant.

Barchar: "Jeska and Ad's ghost child just tried to kill them."

Jäger Leyline: oh thats awesome

: The fridge door pops open.

Hellaton: We nnneed to tatalk.

: "I've been there bro."

Verum: ...no...it's...not.

Gaster: Wait, we do?

Fanta: ((This movie is about someone making a scale model of new york city to have a play about him making a play inside of a scale model of new york city

: ((Jäger: do you wanna bang

: ((Hella: ....

Hellaton: Nnot us.

Fanta: ((It is so weird

: ((Jäger: lolno

Barchar: "I'll admit, it is kind of metal."

Gaster: Oh, okay.

Verum: ...

Hellaton: ((cool

Jäger Leyline: I take it AD and Jeska are fine though

Hellaton: Yeyeah.

Barchar: "Yeah."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yes."

Jäger Leyline: grood

Jäger Leyline: good

: Merasmus's skull hat continues slooowly pulling out of the fridge.

Jäger Leyline: great an good

Verum: ((groot

Verum: hey.

Jäger Leyline: ......is that he wizard?

: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jäger, Hellaton wants to talk."

Barchar: "Yes."

Barchar: "But talk with Hellaton."

Hellaton: Jäääger. I wawant to say Ii'm sorry fofor the sciiissors. But Iii also wawant to know whhhy you didid all ththat in thhe first place.

Jäger Leyline: Alright, but do we have a chance to with the skull coming out of the fridghe

Barchar: "Probably."

: Merasmus is a fucking numbscull.

CryingEevee OOC: ((so, any updates on the next pmd date?))

: Literally

Gaster: looks between the two. "Wait, scissors?"

Barchar: "Hellaton threw scissors at him because he was being a dick."

: Merasmus slowly lowers back into the Fridge.

Fanta: ((Hey eevee wanna get in my arc

Hellaton: I wawas in ththe wrong there. But... whhhy.

CryingEevee OOC: ((i dunno slarv.))

Jäger Leyline: Because I'm not changing who I am to cater to others

Fanta: ((K, we have a spot open if you wanna bring someone in

Jäger Leyline: its as simple as that

Gaster: ((I have no guarentees on how long I'll be here

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You don't have to change your opinions or anything."

Fanta: ((We're just doing a sidequest tonight

Fanta: ((Since I just got back

Hellaton: I'm nonot askiiing you to cacater to me! Iii jujust wawant to be reeespepected.

: ((cool

Gaster: ((okay

Barchar: "Jager, it's as simple as not talking about it."

: ((when is it again

Fanta: ((As soon as I finish my movie

Barchar: "Just when he's here."

Barchar: "Or just be quiet."

Fanta: ((Like, 30 minutes

DamnDude: (( I have no guarantees if I'll be looking at chat, because I'm looking at the Sonic Party and the people there being idiots ))

Gaster: ((what's the sonic party

Hellaton: Iit's as sisimple aas leavvving it for whhen I'm not arround.

DamnDude: (( they're announcing the new game tonight ))

Jäger Leyline: I do.....but what are you going to do when you face someone who doesn't care about you

DamnDude: (( It's the 25th anniversary party ))

Gaster: ((oh

Hellaton: Iii alreready haave.

DamnDude: (( And they are already off schedule by 16 minutes at least, because we are listening to remixes on stream ))

Jäger Leyline: and they are going to hound you, and not not stop

Hellaton: Soso last niight?

Jäger Leyline: No worse

Verum: ((mfw boss dies but its minions almost rek me

Jäger Leyline: I said it twice, then told you that need help

DamnDude: (( [url=https://twitter.com/Lewis_Medeiros/status/756663409261838336]Here is IDGAF sonic[/url] ))

Jäger Leyline: someones going to attack you, nonstop, harrass you and break you

Barchar: kind of agrees but is staying out of it for now

Verum: ((lol

Hellaton: Iiit's alreready hahappened!

Verum: doesn't agree at all, but he's staying out of it as well.

DamnDude: (( Also audio is kinda fucked up, and hurting my ears ))

Barchar: "He's not talking about you, I don't think."

Barchar: to Jager

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Jäger Leyline: so you're going to allow it? what are you doing to better yourself, to ensure this isn't going to happen? so that you don't hurt someone to care about?

Hellaton: Iiif pepeople do ththat then thhey don't dedeserve my prrresence.

Jäger Leyline: thats self entitlement

DamnDude: (( "Let's hear everyone clapping for the lamest chao garden theme with barely any changes" ))

: (( Chao garden wa smy entire experience in XD))

: ((Damn Jäger, back at it again with being an asshat

Barchar: "What part of 'assholes don't deserve me, a not asshole' is self-entitlement?"

DamnDude: (( You are off schedule, fuck you for telling us to clap ))

Jäger Leyline: what if its a kid that does it? they don't anderstand

: ((Jager isn't really being an asshole))

Hellaton: So yyou're sasaying they hahave the riight to abubuse me.

: ((I know))

CryingEevee OOC: ((what was that about a chao garden?))

: ((That's why I said asshat

Jäger Leyline: No, theres no such thing as rights

Jäger Leyline: did Loni have any rights? or did I?

DamnDude: (( The remix group that was supposed to be done 20 minutes ago is playing chao garden remixes ))

Barchar: "What the hell kind of kid is going to do that? And not stop if he asked?"

Jäger Leyline: we were dealt a shit hand for our entire life

Verum: implodes away. He's not listening to this shit.

Jäger Leyline: you joking right BC?

Jäger Leyline: have you seen kids? they are tormentors sometimes

: ((Pictured: Jager bringing a logical example that Hella need to fix himself. And getting shot down by everyone else because MUH HELLATON TRIGGERED))

Verum: ((jager's point basically is "i'm gonna be an asshole because other people can be assholes"

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: ((No, it's 'i'm going to be an asshole, so that you can deal with people worse than me'))

Barchar: "Few are intentionally so."

Jäger Leyline: You can't control how others act Hella, but you can control how you respond

Verum: ((why don't you just not be an asshole

Barchar: "If they knew they were actually hurting him, they'd likely stop. Likely."

: ((I was actually going to make a joke about that

Jäger Leyline: ((because ppl are assholes

Verum: ((besides if you're...in your 90's iirc you probably already can deal with it

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Jäger. You aren't a child."

Verum: ((as best you can

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Right?"

: ((Hella of all people should know that people don't just stop))

Barchar: "look, I still agree that he needs help."

Jäger Leyline: No but I am who I am

: ((Imo Jagers got the point here, and everyone's just circlejerking against him because its Hellaton)

Barchar: "But this isn't really helping."

Jäger Leyline: and I'm not tormentin him now am I?

: ((Jäger does have a point ngl

DamnDude: (( Jager: "I'm trying to make him grow some balls" Hella: "I cut those off, already" ))

Barchar: "And no, you're not."

Verum: ((why don't you just get them to seek help then

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nope."

Verum: ((him*

Jäger Leyline: Life sucks, if you allow it, it'll beat you down and keep you there

Verum: ((instead of being the help by being an asshole

Gaster: ((yeah, instead of going "hi hella have some unwarranted exposure therapy"

Verum: ((i now see he's trying to help and that's nice but

: ((Jager is currently literally telling Hella to go get help))

Verum: ((exactly what gaster said

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, but if you add to the beating they might lose the will to fight back."

Verum: ((well he should have told him before

Barchar: (This is being kind of controversial wow)

Jäger Leyline: if someone does something you don't like or they don't like you, Fuck 'em, ignore it

: ((And Hella shoulda fixed this before))

: ((Bpoth parties are at fault, don't use that excuse))

Verum: ((so he can be an asshole because his justification later is "i'm helping you" even though there was better ways to help?

Fanta: ((Woowoowoowooowoooooo

Hellaton: Ththat's whhy I reremove myseself from ththe siituation.

Jäger Leyline: Hella you can hate me all you want.....but if thats the cost of seeing you improve and now being effect by what others say so be it

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

: ((Is Jager being an asshole currently?))

Jäger Leyline: not*

Verum: ((no and he could've not been an asshole in the first place

: ((Yes, Jager was a douchebag earlier, but as we see currently, he is attempting to tell Hella to seek help))

Verum: ((that's why i said the fact that he's helping now is nice

Verum: ((but he could've done it better and not been an asshole in the first place

Hellaton: ....

: ((So you're going to hold people's mistakes before against them for a single reason of not siding with them))

Barchar: "...Okay, now I'm kind of on his side. I have to agree."

Gaster: I'm sorry dear, but... he's right.

Verum: ((fuck.

Verum: ((damn.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean. You probably could have started it with "Hey, you should probably go and get some help for this issue.""

Hellaton: Wawawait.

Verum: ((gg laharl, fair point

Asriel_Dreemurr: "But you have a fair point."

Jäger Leyline: I won't talk to you anymore if thats what you want, but don't come to me and ask me to change who I am

Hellaton: Thiiis wawas to hehelp me?

DamnDude: (( Also see: Everyone apparently has one way to do things, have perfect morals, and are perfect characters ))

: ((Jager has the point here, most of the bar has a rose-tinted goggle vision that lets them always side with Hella))

Verum: ((i still think jager could've done better but fair point

Jäger Leyline: sure I am an asshole

Barchar: "That was the basic idea, yes."

: ((Yes, I admit, Jager could've done much better))

Jäger Leyline: I know that, I'm a murdering piece of shitng

Jäger Leyline: shit*

Hellaton: Oh.

Jäger Leyline: but I try as much as I can to fix what I see wrong

Jäger Leyline: Loni is proof of that

Hellaton: ...Ii.... I ththought you weweren't ressspepecting me fofor the saake of bebeing annnn ass.

: ((Gaster: JÄGER YOU FUCK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO COMFORT HIM 24/7

: ((Hella: wwwait whwhat

Barchar: "no, of course not!"

Jäger Leyline: well I'm still an ass

Gaster: Look. Hella. I know that you're in paradise compared to... before. But... things can't always be perfect.

: ((Jäger: these fucks are built to comfort you get it through your thick skull

Verum: ((well in this case, i'm for both sides

: ((Hella: whwhat

Barchar: "If I've learned anything about him, he doesn't do anything for no reason."

Hellaton: Iii misinteterpreted ththis.

: ((Thats the problem, people focus on comforting Hella's outburst at this moment, and not caring about the fact Hella has a serious damn problem that will impede him))

Barchar: "Or often out of spite."

Hellaton: I'm sosorry.

Verum: ((that's not what i was talking about but yeah

Gaster: Actually, Hella, I've been thinking.

Verum: ((my problem was more the fact that jager could've done better

Barchar: "...This entire shitshow was a fucking misudnerstanding."

Barchar: "Jesus."

Jäger Leyline: I looked into a bit, I'm not doctor but you likely have erotophobia

Barchar: (He could have, obviously)

: ((Yes, but 'could've done better' was the entire argument))

Jäger Leyline: or some form of PTSD

DamnDude: (( Beep ))

Barchar: (But he really wasn't in the wrong for the most part)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're real good at debating a topic."

Hellaton: Iii'm sosorry.

Barchar: "I think likely both. Or a ix of some sort."

: ((Okay, this was actually a pretty good discussion here))

Verum: ((it was a good discussion.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You managed to sway an entire bar of people with biases to you're side."

Verum: ((gj

Barchar: (yeah wow )

Barchar: (nice job yaz)

: Your*

Jäger Leyline: I don't care about that

Jäger Leyline: go help Hella

Jäger Leyline: you're missing the point

Verum: ((also yessss it is a phobia

Verum: ((possibly

Barchar: (I think it's like)

Jäger Leyline: ((the biggest thing hate here is that how all our characters just get along because BLAH

Hellaton: ((both

Barchar: (a PTSD-induced phobia)

Hellaton: ((yeah

Verum: ((yeah

Verum: ((i don't think characters get along because blah

Jäger Leyline: ((which is why I'm starting to treat others like shit, or make gray areas

Verum: ((there's just no reason for them to...not get along

Verum: ((which has changed, gj yaz

Gaster: ((Hella needs therapy. Gaster and Mettaton to help.

Barchar: (Yeah, pretty much)

: ((It's because we only bring in characters that will like eachother))

: ((And any '[bad' character gets fucking murdered))

Barchar: (We've got good'uns and bad'uns and the good'uns are usually pretty alright)

Jäger Leyline: ((and yeah

: (("I DONT LIKE THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS."))

Verum: ((mostly because the bad characters are physically aggressive

Barchar: (But no people that are just kinda dicks, but not enough to make people hate them)

: ((-Gets shot.-))

Verum: ((though even just verbally leads to physical

Gaster: ((That's kind of the reason I brought Amy in. She does not get along well with others.

Verum: ((so fair enough

: ((Like, if you bring in someone who starts an argument they're going to get circlejerked by the entire bar into oblivion))

Gaster: ((... Unfortunately she's holed up in her room. Because she does not get along well with others.

Verum: ((yeah it's weird

Verum: ((the bar is all positive

Verum: ((anything negative just...can't happen

DamnDude: (( That's why I only bring in Balrog on arc days ))

Verum: ((because people are fucking amazing

: ((I can throw an annoying piece of shit in there if you want an excuse for Amy to start not getting along))

Verum: (('amazing' in terms of power that is

Gaster: ((well, she doesn't socialize well

: ((I know just the annoying fuck!))

Jäger Leyline: ((like when during some of the quests, is everyone always going to commit to the right path? like when I made WD shot niles

Gaster: ((she's actually a pretty decent person. she doesn't kill for no reason, after all.

Hellaton: ...Lolooook. Whhhat do yoyou guys suggest, beeeecacause I dodon't know hhhow to geget hellp.

: (([S]axel[/s]

Gaster: Therapy.

Verum: (([s]frisky[/s]

Jäger Leyline: we'll find you some

Barchar: (I guess that makes sense, though that...)

Gaster: Also, um.

Barchar: (was not the right way to do that)

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Jäger Leyline: ((well not everyone will choose the best way

Hellaton: ...Whhhat?

Barchar: (There's a difference between having some people not always make the right decision and having WDG making the objectively, blatantly wrong decision just for the sake of mixiing it up0

Gaster: If it's fine by you... I think we should delay the wedding a little.

Barchar: (No, but very few people will choose the obvious wrong way)

: (([NEUTRAL POSITIVE ENDING]))

Verum: ((people only choose the right way because the people who choose the "wrong way" are the people that nobody likes and that will get obliterated

Jäger Leyline: ((why would someone who doesn't care about others choose the the path to save lives

Gaster: At least, until you get better.

Hellaton: ...Aaalriright.

Barchar: (I'm not saying that it wasn't in-characterfor WDG)

Barchar: (just that that's not the role model for flawed moral decisions in arcs)

Gaster: ((Yeah, one of my complaints about my arc is that i made the right choice too obvious

: ((The Alphys part wasn't tooooo obvious though

Jäger Leyline: ((I liked when slarv made everyone choose between undyne and corsiva's eyes

Jäger Leyline: ((because there is no right choice

Verum: ((corsiva's eyes?

Hellaton: ((see, mettaton makes very impulsive decisions. see: shooting electivire

Gaster: ((oooh yeah, that was a good choice

: ((That was only me))

Barchar: (Yeah)

Gaster: ((but it was glamor not corsiva

Verum: ((wasn't that glamor's fingers or something though?

: ((Slarv made me fucking pick))

Verum: ((oh okay

Jäger Leyline: ((glamor my bad

Hellaton: ((glamor's eye

Barchar: (I guess you are right yaz)

Jäger Leyline: ((but the best choice would have been glamors eyes

Jäger Leyline: ((even though its wrong

Verum: ((technically, yes

Barchar: (usually i get pissy when they do something like that, and I shouldn't)

Hellaton: ((and that's why he has huge cracks in his head

: ((See, you would immediately choose Glamor's eyes

Barchar: (but i do)

Verum: ((in reality no because nobody cared about the undyne

: ((glamor a a sense of eyes, really.))

: ((But then you had to kill fucking children

Verum: ((i think

Verum: ((unless people cared about the undyne

Verum: ((i don't remember

Gaster: ((I wanna plan a decision with Sadako if that's okay with you laharl

: ((He picked undyne in the end))

Barchar: (No, we really didn't)

: ((Picking glances eyes would have cause the children to not have to be killed))

: ((Glamor's

Nereid: (( glance

Verum: ((in that case, in reality, undyne is the "right choice" while technically it's the "wrong choice"

: ((Killing undyne was the wrong. Choice))

Jäger Leyline: ((and no glamors eyes were the right choice

Verum: ((really it's bias. people like glamor more, so even though the affects are much more minor with glamor, the undyne meant even less to them.

: ((But he was forced to))

Barchar: (We didn't actually know that we had to kill the children iirc)

Jäger Leyline: ((people liking glamor more is a character fault

: ((Cause there was glamors parents))

Jäger Leyline: ((also its not the right choice, meant to say the best choicce

Verum: ((if you had to choose between your child's eyes and a random guy, who would you choose?

Hellaton: ((are you saying a parent wouldnt prefer to have their kid unharmed

Gaster: ((plus the undyne was kind of an ass

Verum: ((it's not a fault, it's relations.

Jäger Leyline: ((yeah and whose gonig to let their parents die or get harmed

Gaster: ((although we didn't know why she was an ass

: ((A random guy))

: ((With all the technology in the timelines, Glamor could get fucking new eyes))

: ((The random would be dead.))

Jäger Leyline: ((its the save 10000000 but killing 1000 question really

Hellaton: ((^

Barchar: (Put simply, the OBJECTIVELY best way isn't always the way that ends up seeming the best)

Jäger Leyline: (yea

: ((Have you guys seen eye in the sky? I won't talk about it cause there's a lot of rule two, but it's real interesting))

Verum: ((no

Nereid: (( >spill coffee on letterman jacket

Barchar: (Well, I am the EYE IN THE SKY! LOOKING AT YOOOOU I CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN)

Barchar: (I AM THE MAKER OF RULES)

Verum: ((anyway honestly

Verum: ((this is all opinionated.

Barchar: (DEALING WITH FOOOLS I CAN CHEAT YOU BLIND)

Verum: ((it's not really faults imo. it's just how they are.

Jäger Leyline: also btw, if you give a man a fish he eats for a day, if you teach a Nigerian phish he becomes a prince

Jäger Leyline: ((that was ooc

Barchar: (10/10)

Jäger Leyline: how to*

Barchar: sighs, sitting down. "Well, I'm glad we've done with that whole bullshit, anyway."

Jäger Leyline: flops on to BC

Jäger Leyline: me too

Hellaton: ((dude, i'd save my girlfriend over twenty people. i'm biased, because i love her and coukd never hurt her on purpose.

Verum: ((exactly

Jäger Leyline: ((well yeah thats expected

Gaster: Yeah, me too.

Gaster: Hella, your thoughts on the wedding?

Hellaton: ...Yyeah.

Hellaton: Iii'm fifine with pupushing it baack.

DamnDude: (( So, both streams of the 25th anv. party are now muted ))

Barchar: sighs, patting Jager on the head. "You're heavy. That's not an insult, I'd like to make clear."

Gaster: Alright then.

DamnDude: (( This audio guy better get fired after all the fuck ups relating to audio today ))

Hellaton: Iii... jujust. I dodon't knowwww whehere to start with gegetting help.

Jäger Leyline: thats all muscle and robotic limbs.....plus armor......the wings too.....also a few weapons

Barchar: "Point being? doesn't mean you're not still heavy."

Jäger Leyline: thought for sure everyone would try

Jäger Leyline: and kill me after that

Gaster: Well, we can search around.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Barchar: "Nah. You weren't that much of a dick."

Hellaton: ....

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why would we kill you?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You seem like a nice asshole."

Jäger Leyline: eh......

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Plus, fairly sure you helped literally everyone here overcome something a few moments ago."

Hellaton: Iii got upseset, but I wooouldn't kill yoyou. I'm sosorry for trrying to huhurt you.

Barchar: "You're an asshole, but you're not an asshjole just for the sake of it. So...I don't know. I can't blame you that much."

Jäger Leyline: ...-nuzzles into BC-

Verum: ((man the simplicity of this roleplay has died

: ((PSSHH))

Jäger Leyline: ((I'm a complicated maker

Barchar: (ikr)

: ((LIKE IT WAS EVER SIMPLE))

Hellaton: ((remember when a proposal was "so you wanna get married"

Verum: ((it's was a lot more simple than people think it was.

Verum: ((characters were all happy. there was memes. there was simple hell sometimes.

Gaster: ((it used to be a bunch of undertale characters playing cards.

Verum: ((though it was chaotic, it was just.

Barchar: (Yeah)

Verum: ((plain.

Verum: ((and yeah, it used to just be cards

Verum: ((it was already said, but now we're REALLY not cau.

: ((The most controversial thing was the BAFA deck))

Barchar: (I mean, I don;t know, it sounds like it wasn't great, though it does feel like this is almost a little too...crazy at times)

Verum: ((yeah

Jäger Leyline: ((times have changed, cards are antiques now

Barchar: (Remember when we had to beat Alphys and ACE in cards to try to make them seperate and then they didn't)

Hellaton: ....Jäääääääger? Ththank youou.

Barchar: (and that felt fucking huge to me)

Jäger Leyline: anytime Hella

Cowboy Kid: ((yee haw

Verum: ((oh hi ck

Cowboy Kid: ((hi

Verum: ((it

Verum: ((had 1 fucking health left

Jäger Leyline: ((yee haw my friend, yee haw

Verum: ((and i casted death on it

Cowboy Kid: ((yee haw indeed

Jäger Leyline: sighs

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Jäger Leyline: ....Lonis still a statue

Verum: explodes back into the bar.

DamnDude: (( So they announced a new 2D game, and it's coming out next year ))

Verum: hey.

Verum: ((does it sound good

Hellaton: ...Oh.

Fanta: ((I'm back

Verum: ((wb from controversiality

Barchar: sighs

Hellaton: .....Iiiiiiiiis ththere any waway it ccan be rereversed?

Fanta: ((I left to watch a movie

Fanta: ((Are any of you actually interested in the side quest

Barchar: "Well, that's not the problem."

Hellaton: ((yeah

Verum: ((yes but i have an hour and a half

Hellaton: ...

Fanta: ((So do I

Verum: ((actually no an hour and 10 minutes

Barchar: "WE can reverse it, the problem is figuring out how not to kill her in the process."

Verum: ((though slightly more, probably

Hywel: -He's brought the doctor a sample of amalgam btw.-

Verum: ((...so yeah an hour and a hal

Hellaton: Oh.

Verum: ((f

Hellaton: Wewell damn.

Dr. Fintevious: -has been busy-

Verum: ((i've never talked about it but sometimes i feel really...really spammy

Verum: ((am i spammy

Dr. Fintevious: -working on the cure-

Hywel: -He has assumed.-

Hellaton: ((nah

Nereid: time for an intermission

Nereid: 7

Verum: ((grand

Hellaton: ((dad

Fanta: ((Synechdoche new york is one of the best movies I've ever seen and I emplore you to watch if you're into artsy dramas

Verum: ((we did it reddit

Verum: ((anyway thanks, a weight has been liften

Verum: ((lifted*

Fanta: ((Go ahead and get your chars in

Fanta: ((Jager is still in the doc, btw, so yaz can join

Jäger Leyline: ((The Lives of Others is one of my favorites, and you all should see it, except for MV

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Verum: - Emb is here -

Nereid: (( Chef is pretty good

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's been there.-

Nereid: (( the new frank is also good

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Dr. Fintevious: -knocks the the door to Jeska's house-

Frisk: * She waaalks in.

Fellby: -He has arrived.-

Hellaton: Hhi

Jäger Leyline: ((I actually have a fucking saturday that I'm free to join thank fuck

Nereid: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhi

Frisk: "Hi."

Verum: hey.

Hywel: -He answers.-

Nereid: you'll never guess who is also a bit scared of russia

Verum: ((the uk

Hywel: -If this house is the one he's talking about.-

Cowboy Kid: ((The music when you fight the zome 2 boss in HOME sounds alot the the aeropolis theme from F-ZERO

Verum: ((is that aube a toute allure

Verum: ((aka bird fight

Dr. Fintevious: it'll work

Cowboy Kid: ((ya

Verum: ((i love that one

Hywel: "What? Really!"

Dr. Fintevious: but I'll need a smaple thats alive

Jäger Leyline: sample*

Cowboy Kid: ((Compare; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9OB9J0f7Wg

Hywel: "...I don't believe it is alive or dead."

Hywel: "...Like, amalgam was just... Amalgam."

Dr. Fintevious: its not connected to its host

Hywel: "I can try to get a sample from a live host I guess."

Hywel: "...Dunno any amalgams."

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Dr. Fintevious: yes,

Dr. Fintevious: nor do I

Hywel: "...Ill ask Fanta. When she's back from her meeting."

Hywel: "..."

Hywel: "Fanta doesn't have a job...."

Dr. Fintevious: .....okay?

Cowboy Kid: ((Minecraft modpacks take forever to load >_<

CryingEevee OOC: ((i am taking a break from starbound because ughhhh trying to find generated structures to proceed quests))

Hywel: "Okay, thanks for the update."

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Hywel: "I'll be back- ah shit she can't talk."

Fanta: meeting

Hywel: -He sighs.-

Hellaton: sighs, sitting down

Hywel: "I'll be back anyways. You can stay here if you want.-

Dr. Fintevious: I'll head back and continue my work -leaves-

Fanta: is in the bar, and told hywel this

: ((you said that Fanta said she had a meeting))

Fanta: ((I said she said she was going to an aa meeting

CryingEevee OOC: ((tfw left ear))

Fanta: ((Alcoholics anonymous

Hywel: -He heads to the bar.-

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Fanta: ((Basically the opposite of going to a bar

: ((I did not see the AA))

Fanta: ((rip

Cowboy Kid: ((I dont go to AA

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CryingEevee OOC: ((tfw right ear))

Verum: ((mfw keep not realizing healer/mage is very much dead

Fanta: guess what's a ringin

Fanta: ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

Fanta: the anydoor

Jäger Leyline: The fuck is that?

Verum: - guess who wakes up and walks to the anydoor -

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Gaster: ((well shit i'm going to bed like

Gaster: ((right now

Verum: - not verum-

Verum: ((wowie

Barchar: "The anydoor."

Verum: ((very rip

Fanta: ((rip

Cowboy Kid: ((high quality F

Barchar: "It does that a couple times a week."

Verum: ((high quality F

Fanta: ((Imma have to start off chapter 2, since we just finished 1

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Fanta: ((But once I do that, it's sidequest time

Fanta: ((IF LAHARL IS HERE

Verum: ((tfw the 2 people a move won't be super effective against are the 2 people who can get a 100% crit

Cowboy Kid: ((skyfactory 2.5 finally decided to load

Verum: ((nvm just rekt one

Hellaton: ...

Frisk: "Welp."

Cowboy Kid: ((after 1 quinquagintillion years

Frisk: ".. I guess it's that time again."

Hellaton: Oh.

Cowboy Kid: ((that might no be a number actually

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He heads to the anydoor.-

Frisk: * She gets up and goes to the Anydoor.

Hellaton: goes to the Anydor.

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Jäger Leyline: well I guess I'll check it out

Jäger Leyline: kisses BC

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Jäger Leyline: you coming?

Frisk: ((Jäger needs some serious motherfucking levelling

Fanta: ((Sidequests are easy

Fanta: ((Yazan gets first dibs on fights, since he hasn't played yet

Jäger Leyline: ((guess asking to bring him to a higher lever is too much?

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Fanta: ((You'll be doing a level 2-3 sidequest

Fanta: ((So you'll have opportunity to level him

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Barchar: "...Mmmn."

Barchar: if she had stats she would buuut

Barchar: "You're a big strong man. You'll handle yourself."

Jäger Leyline: ((yeah I know its just I don't really think I'll maintain regular appearence here

Jäger Leyline: Damn straight

Gaster: ((okay, going to bed

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Gaster: ((goodnight

Verum: ((gn chime

Cowboy Kid: ((hn

Jäger Leyline: (night

Cowboy Kid: ((gn

Cowboy Kid: ((not hn

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Fanta: ((We're on fridays and saturdays, as well as wednesdays

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Fanta: ((You should be able to make the first two, at least

Hellaton: ((gn chime

Jäger Leyline: ((next week saturdday I'll be in Japan so I doubt I'll be rping much

Frisk: ((tfw six days of the week are arcs

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: Fanta [Fanta] is now Chapter 2 [Chapter 2].

Chapter 2: There's a button to continue

: Chapter 2 [Chapter 2] is now Chapter 2 [].

: [Press it backwards]

Verum: [And upside-down]

Jäger Leyline: goes

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Verum: [And not via Verum, Emb is doing this]

: You press the button backwards

: You're bumped back to the prologue

: jk

: [Sweet]

Verum: [Well---okay]

: You continue

: "...Do I have to wake up again..."

: [Jk]

Hellaton: arcreactor

: Continuing right on

: To the arcreactor

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: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon].

Jeska or Jekon: is looking around

Barchar: "Hi, Jeska. Are you feeling alright, now?"

Jeska or Jekon: No not really

Barchar: "...Mmn."

Jeska or Jekon: ......

Jeska or Jekon: returns to the bar and sits down

Barchar: "Oh, and uh...me and Jager are...I guess, together, now. Sorry if you still wanted him."

Jeska or Jekon: .......piss all over my day why don't ya

Barchar: shrugs. "You were going to find out eventualy. Really, you should have just seen it."

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Jeska or Jekon: ....what he admit his love for you while you both were about to die?

Barchar: "...No?"

Barchar: "We talked like normal people and decided we wanted to be together."

Jeska or Jekon: ....wow really?

Barchar: "Yes."

Barchar: "Not every romance is a war-forged bond, you know. Sometimes it's just people liking each other."

Jeska or Jekon: .....pretty sure we did the same thing on our vacation

Barchar: shrugged. "Maybe it'll fall out. Maybe not. Who knows?"

Barchar: "but not every friendship is a romance, either. Though, I don't know what exactly went on, then."

Jeska or Jekon: you actually love him>

Barchar: "I'm fairly certain that's what the emotion is."

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Barchar: "I'll freely admit it's a grey area for me. But, I think so."

Jeska or Jekon: you two go that far yet?

Barchar: "No. We've only really been togeter for a day and a half.'

Jeska or Jekon: its weird when him and I were on the vacation together he didn't make any moves at me, I was the one that did

Barchar: "

Barchar: "...Jeska, what does that tell you about how interested he must be in you?'

Barchar: "I mean, sexually, anyway."

Jeska or Jekon: ....yeah I guess so

Barchar: "Look, I mean, I like you. Not in a sexual way. I think."

Barchar: "But, like, he's just...not interested. I'm sorry."

Jeska or Jekon: I just would have thought that after we got intimate he'd want to be together

Barchar: "Slightly surprisingly, he's not that shallow." she shrugged. "Jeska, I may not get people tht well, but I can tell you this:"

Barchar: "They're fucking complicated, dude.'

Barchar: "Complicated, and Unpredictable, and just...weird.'

Jeska or Jekon: ..... yeah

Barchar: "That said, I told him he could fuck whoever he wants other than me, so...if you and him did decide to start fucking, I wouldn't get mad."

Barchar: "Not that I'm telling you to push. Just saying."

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Jeska or Jekon: ha, no wonder he likes you

Barchar: "Right?"

Barchar: "I'm generous. Any man can admire that."

Barchar: "Slash goat."

Jeska or Jekon: well I guess right now I'm busy with Fanta and trying to find out who Casval is

Barchar: "Yeah. I don't know if having two fuck buddies is normal."

Barchar: "And Casval is probably going to take up your time."

Barchar: "...I wonder where the hell he got 'Ehasti'."

: "I got merasmus from a porno magazine I found! The Mighty Merasmus Dick! A true name!"

Barchar: "Shut up Merasmus!"

Barchar: "...Wait, no, don't. That's not your real name?"

Jeska or Jekon: aren't you the wizard that curses people?

: Too late, the fridge is closed.

Barchar: (I forget, was the 'merasmus is sniper's dad' thing an actual theory or just a dumb sfm video)

Frisk: Merasmus's real name is Fucklord Shitbag

Barchar: (with tfw i can honestly forget)

: ((It's a SFM))

Barchar: (okay)

: ((Although I like to think every single theaory for every character is true))

Barchar: (even the conflicting ones?)

: ((To make horrible abominations like Scout is simultenously his own father))

: ((the scout is Phillip J Fry))

Barchar: (Wasn't Fry his own grandfather though)

: ((yes))

: ((but still))

: ((close enough))

Barchar: (That's a whole generation away dude that's not 'cllose enough' geez)

: ((well i can come up with a theory that says he's his own grandfather as well as his own father and laharl will believe it))

: ((the scout is actually everyone in his family, even his mother))

: ((Thats why he has seven brothers))

: ((the scout is actually every single tf2 character. tf2 takes place in the scout's mind.))

Verum: ((aka binding of isaac

Ehasti: -phases into the bar, still maskless-

: ((binding of the scout))

Verum: ...

Verum: hey.

Barchar: glares at him, on edge. "hi. Again."

Jeska or Jekon: Casval?

Jeska or Jekon: ....

Ehasti: ......

Barchar: "...Okay, breaking the silence. The fuck is an 'Ehasti'?'

Verum: heh.

Ehasti: the name the inquisition choose for me after finding me. It means "Nothing"

Barchar: "Hm. Fitting for somebody in a situation like ours, I guess. Kinda strange, though."

: The fridge opens. "Niiiiice! We've all got cool names!" Merasmus your name is literally a dick adjective.

Barchar: "...Wait, the inquisition?"

Verum: well.

Barchar: I dunno how cool a name 'Barchar' is but whatever

Ehasti: you think I just randomly appeared in this bar one day did you? I've been to a number of different timelines and worlds

Verum: is verum, so

Barchar: "Well, I mean..."

Verum: of course.

Barchar: "That's what happened with me."

Ehasti: I first materialized in a universe that has been stricken with War

Ehasti: for over 40,000 years

Barchar: "Oh. Wow."

Verum: Wow.

Verum: - Fuck. -

Verum: wow.

Barchar: ?

Verum: - Roleplaying, playing a game, and roleplaying is hard -

Barchar: if you make it all lowercase, I think you can make parp do that automatically

Ehasti: because of my..."unique" ....nature I was pulled into the Inquisition, and which sought out the influence of the heretics, witches, and daemons

Verum: - Oh yeah true -

Verum: alright.

Barchar: "Hm."

Ehasti: did that for the first 150 years of my existences, killing and fighting through war while barely being able to maintain a form

Barchar: "Wow, that sucks."

Ehasti: after that I finally found a way to traverse timelines and worlds, barely

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Ehasti: been exploring for the past 50 years

Ehasti: seeking out those responsible for my suffering

Barchar: "You mean the ones that just happened to get killed, thus inadvertantly managing to cause your suffering due to no fault of their own."

Barchar: "Really, the person that killed AD is theonly one you should be angry at."

Barchar: "Because that's what caused this whole chain reaction of awfulness."

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: ((rip in totinos))

Ehasti: what proof do you have?

Barchar: "...What do you bloody mean 'what proof do i have'?"

Ehasti: as it sounds, if you claim innocence than prove it

Barchar: "THEY DIDN'T DIE JUST TO FUCKING SPITE YOU, CASVAL!"

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Jeska or Jekon: Casval, then I'm sorry about what has happened

Ehasti: stop with the excuses and show me the truth

Barchar: "The truth of what!?"

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Barchar: "The truth that they DIED!? The fact that Ad was reset and Jeska got mindwiped should be that."

Jeska or Jekon: He thinks you're lying BC

Barchar: "ABOUT BLOODY WHAT!?"

: ((Yazan if you want stat boosts up the ass head into the reactor

Frisk: Casval is a fucking bitch

Barchar: "Yes, Casval! You've seen through my clever ruse! They didn't ctually die, and just tossed you into a portal to hell [i]FOR THE LULZ[/i]!"

Barchar: makes an exasperated hand motion

Ehasti: shut up -grabs BC's hand and shrieks in pain, but still holds on-

Barchar: "What are you doing"

Ehasti: -falls over and lets go of BC- borrowing your powers

Barchar: "You're what?"

Barchar: "I don't have any bloody powers, you madman. I just make guns and swords."

Verum: imploded a bit ago, btw

Barchar: "And staars, I guess, but I don't do that much."

Ehasti: you see and know pretty much everything in this timeline

Ehasti: such power.....its....overwhelming

Barchar: "Oh."

Barchar: "Uh."

Barchar: "Try not to scream for a year!"

Barchar: "Two years, actually."

Barchar: "Actually, if you do start screaming, go for a year! It's an improvement!"

Ehasti: .....chara......

Barchar: "Barchar."

Ehasti: not you

Barchar: "What?"

DamnDude: (( Oh shit, they're majorly hinting at a new 3D game ))

Barchar: "Uh, d-do you need help? Like, I mean, I may have been really pissed at you earlier, but I know how overhwelming this can be. I'll help you, if you need it."

Jeska or Jekon: Casval.......please I woke up without anyone....I know I was married before, and you were my son.....things changed....I don't know what happened

Barchar: "Dude, you-you can't handle this. You need to let all of this go, it's going to drive you insane."

Ehasti: I have work to do

Barchar: "What the hell is that supposed to mean!?"

Ehasti: -phases out-

Barchar: "...OH, god."

: (("metal big the cat" "too powerful"))

Barchar: "I really hope he can handle that."

Jeska or Jekon: .....

Jeska or Jekon: what happened BC? why did I lose my memories?

Barchar: "You got killed, Jeska."

Barchar: "You regenerated, but...minds don't really do that very well."

Jeska or Jekon: How? who killed me and why?

Barchar: "...I...promise you won't hurt her?"

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Jeska or Jekon: .......

Barchar: "This shit is too fucking stressful right now anyeay, I don't want to have to worry about protecting somebody from you, too."

Jeska or Jekon: is it better I don't know?

Barchar: "I...I don't fucking know, Jeska."

DamnDude: (( OK what the fuck is going on ))

: ((hello kitty x sonic the hedgehog))

DamnDude: (( CE, are you seeing this ))

Jeska or Jekon: stand up

Barchar: "Look. After AD died, you went crazy. Murder crazy. So Fanta shot you in the fucking head. It wasn't for any malicious reason, and she regretted it greatly immediately.'

Jeska or Jekon: .....

Barchar: "And I swear to god, if you hurt her, I'm going to...fucking...I DON'T KNOW, OKAY!?"

: ((sonic doesn't want to be in the selfie))

Jeska or Jekon: just walks to the anydoor

Barchar: "JEska? JESKA, GET THE FUCK BACK HERE!"

Jeska or Jekon: leaves

Barchar: attempts to follow

Female Asriel: went home

: Chapter 2 [] is now Fanta [Fanta].

: Fanta's connection timed out.

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Jeska or Jekon: is gone

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

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Barchar: she's trying to follow her into whatever dimension she went to.

Jeska or Jekon: is long gone

Barchar: curses under her breath. "Oh, I don't need to know where they live..."

Fanta: enters the bar

Fanta: "Mmf?"

Fanta: "Dd"

Barchar: runs in. "Fanta, Jeska might be going to your house in an attempt to kill you!"

: ((*hello kitty rubs sonic's arm, sonic's like "can you stop?"*))

Fanta: "Shf"

Fanta: "Whf"

Nereid: (( hello kitty x sonic OTP

Fanta: has bandages on her snoot

DamnDude: (( CE: Tell me what the fuck I'm looking at ))

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DamnDude: (( Somebody tell me what the fuck I'm looking at ))

Barchar: "Because I told her you killed her, okay!? Shit got heated, and I had to do it!"

: ((it's hello kitty x sonic the hedgehog))

DamnDude: (( But... why? ))

Nereid: (( *hello kitty leans in for a kiss*

: ((super sonic hello kitty))

Nereid: (( *sonic backs away as hello kitty keeps leaning in*

: ((hello kitty is the new amy rose))

Fanta: "WF!?"

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

: ((uber uber uber))

Nereid: (( explain: http://i.imgur.com/MizgV7L.jpg

Fanta: looks like a combination of furious, ready to cry, and ready to strangle barchar at the same time

Barchar: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, if she goes after you I'm not just going to fucking let her, I just..."

DamnDude: (( Sonic is now being dragged off stage to deal with the problems this raises ))

Fanta: "Mm.."

Fanta: puts her hands on her head

Barchar: "I'M JUST TRYING TO DO THE FUCKING RIGHT THING HERE, AND IT'S NOT FUCKING WORKING!"

DamnDude: (( "Your developers were too preoccupied with whether or not they could they never stopped to think about whether they should...." ))

Fanta: chuckles

: ((i really like this guy in the sonic costume, he's just like "really? we're doing this shit now?"))

Barchar: (what am i missing by not looking at this stream)

Barchar: (have they even announced anything)

: ((sonic mania))

: ((aka genesis romhack))

Fanta: ((SONIX

Fanta: ((SONIC

Fanta: is chuckling loudly

Barchar: "F-Fanta?"

: ((UNLIKE SONIC I DONT CHUCKLE))

Fanta: drops to her knees

DamnDude: (( I see it as at least their giving a chance to the guy who made the awesome mobile ports ))

Fanta: hangs her head and laughs

Barchar: looks around awkwardly. "Uhhhh..."

Barchar: "Shit I don't know what to do..."

Barchar: "...Oh. You...you're trying to cry. Aren't you."

DamnDude: (( Plus, just because Sonic Team is doing minor help, it doesn't mean it's the sonic team game ))

Barchar: "And the curse is...right..."

Fanta: yep

Barchar: "Uh...am I supposed to, like, console her?" she muttered to herself. "I'd probably just make it worse..."

Fanta: keeps on laughing

Barchar: is getting kind of unsettled. Normally, by now, she'd realize what was going on and switch, right?"

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: Nereid Redmond [Nereid] disconnected.

Barchar: "Shoooould I go get Hywel? Or something?"

Fanta: normally her friend didn't just get informed of her killing her

Fanta: isn't paying attention to it

Barchar: "I-I mean, I tried to tell her what was happening, that there wasn't any way, that you didn't like doing it, b-but..."

Jeska or Jekon: enters her house and sits on the couch

Hywel: -He's there, prolly i9n the kitchen or something.-

Jeska or Jekon: hey

Hywel: "Hello."

Jeska or Jekon: .....

Hywel: "...?"

Jeska or Jekon: just lies down on the couch

Fanta: just curls up in a gote ball on the floor and chuckles

Hywel: "You alright?"

: ((Lie down))

: ((Try not to laugh))

: ((Laugh a lot))

Barchar: awkwardly pats Fanta's back, inquisitively

Hywel: "...Jeska?"

Fanta: ((TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE 2017

Jeska or Jekon: .....I just wanna be alone right now

Hywel: "...Um. That's, Uh.... Not gonna be accomplished here."

Hywel: "You can go to the bedroom, if you'd like."

Jeska or Jekon: tosses him a wad of cash, " go get a beer or soemthing

Hywel: "...I don't drink."

Hywel: "Also you can keep your money."

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Jeska or Jekon: ....

Betterton: ((TRY NOT TO LAUGH DANK MENE VINE COMPLIATION))

Verum: ((hi b

Betterton: ((on the road trip back from Colorado the kid sitting next to me was watching "dank meme vine compilations" for HOURS))

: ((good))

Verum: ((rip

: (("this isn't the first time sonic has teamed up with totinos"))

Betterton: ((good thing he had earbuds or I might have contracted super cancer))

Jeska or Jekon: .....

Betterton: -is chilling in hell-

Hywel: "..."

Betterton: Aw fuck, I should probably get back to the land of the living.

Betterton: Wait.

Verum: is chilling in another dimension

Betterton: Fuck.

Jeska or Jekon: don't you have anything better to do?

: (("all of this is made possible by totinos"))

Betterton: -continues to chill in Hell-

Fanta: is still there

Verum: ((gtg, gn hf <3

: ((bai tri))

: Verum [Verum] disconnected.

: BLT [Betterton] is now B [].

: ((slarv check our PM

Jeska or Jekon: is just at home

: B's connection timed out.

Hywel: "Not really."

Barchar: awkwardly looks at Fanta's phone for a second, before texting Hywel's number.

Barchar: [Hywel? are you alright?]

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Hywel: "Yep."

Hywel: [Yep.]*

Barchar: [Okay, uh, Jeska might be coming over to kill you and/or Fanta]

Fanta: dropped it on the ground

Hywel: [Jeska is kinda feeling down I think. Want's to be alone.]

Hywel: [Wait what.]

Barchar: [So, uh]

Hywel: "Hey Jeska, did you come here to kill me?"

Fanta: fucking dipshit

: B [] is now B [(BLTish)Alphys].

Barchar: [This is Barchar. I kiiiinda told Jeska about the whole 'fanta killing her' thing, right? And uh]

Barchar: [I'm just worried about how she took it]

(BLTish)Alphys: ((so basically this is that one Alphys BLT had on call))

Barchar: [Also if you just asked her if she's going to kill you ou're a fucking dolt]

(BLTish)Alphys: -peeks in the bar-

Hywel: [...]

Jeska or Jekon: ......no

(BLTish)Alphys: Aw, fuck. Did he just bounce on me?

(BLTish)Alphys: -steps in fully-

Hywel: "...Was that a 'Why is he asking' Pause or a 'Oh shit he knows' Pause?"

Jeska or Jekon: ((TK-421 doesn't get phone reception

(BLTish)Alphys: Hey! Any of you here see a deadbeat Mettaton with a rust addiction?!

(BLTish)Alphys: -looks just a little older than the average Alphys-

Barchar: (They're fucking interdimensional phones I don't think it matters)

(BLTish)Alphys: -bags under eyes, grayish tint towards the end of her head spike thingies-

Jeska or Jekon: ((it does in my timeline

(BLTish)Alphys: Oh come on, are you all hiding him or something?

Barchar: "Whuh? Oh, sorry, I was distracted."

Barchar: "Yeah, he's dead."

(BLTish)Alphys: ...

(BLTish)Alphys: No, really.

Barchar: "Yes, really."

: (("we're working on a game and not much more" ooh))

: ((*and can't say much more))

Jeska or Jekon: ....

(BLTish)Alphys: Come on man, I need the money. Don't cover for him like this.

Barchar: "Alphys."

Barchar: "He. Is. Fucking. Dead."

Barchar: "He got blown up and is currently in Hell."

Barchar: "Sorry."

Barchar: "His pieces are still in the basement."

(BLTish)Alphys: ...

(BLTish)Alphys: -looks suspicious-

(BLTish)Alphys: Show me, then.

Barchar: sighs. "fine." she goes down there, showing her the little bits of him left after the bombs

Fanta: is still on the floor

Fanta: waiting for a convenient gote husbando

(BLTish)Alphys: -slowly climbs down after her-

(BLTish)Alphys: . . .

Jeska or Jekon: just go already

(BLTish)Alphys: -gingerly picks up various parts and checks them for serial numbers-

(BLTish)Alphys: How the- did he try to eat a nuclear bomb?!

Hywel: "..."

Barchar: "No, he just got blown up by a demon.

Hywel: "You can have your house back if that's the issue. I'll leave, but you know..."

(BLTish)Alphys: ... No shit.

Hywel: "If you were planning to hurt either one of us... Please don't, alright?"

(BLTish)Alphys: You wouldn't happen to have an extra 2k G lying around, would you?

Jeska or Jekon: Leave

Hywel: "She didn't want to do it... You were forcing her hand, and she reacted accordingly..."

Jeska or Jekon: I SAID LEAVE

Hywel: -He leaves. With some stuff with him.-

Fanta: still laughing

Fanta: is curled up on the bar floor

Barchar: laughs. "Comedy! No, I sure as hell don't."

(BLTish)Alphys: Son of a bitch didn't even have the courtesy to pay me before he died.

Fanta: ((Brb

Fanta: ((Like 10

Fanta: ((20, idk

Barchar: "He didn't mean to die."

(BLTish)Alphys: -shrugs-

Jäger Leyline: -reenters the bar

(BLTish)Alphys: If you say so.

: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

(BLTish)Alphys: Can't say this wasn't avoidable though. Can't say he was happy either.

Hywel: "...I think Jeska was gonna kill Fanta."

(BLTish)Alphys: -shrugs again-

(BLTish)Alphys: But you're probably right, I guess.

Hywel: "She might blow the house up or something."

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Barchar: "Yeah, whatever. I'm gonna go talk to my boyfriend." she climbed back up. "Hi, Jager."

(BLTish)Alphys: ...

Jäger Leyline: Hey BC

: Socially-Inept Bread [] disconnected.

(BLTish)Alphys: -lies down in the bomb shards and robot parts-

Jäger Leyline: sits on the couch

(BLTish)Alphys: -waits for an opportunity to make money to present itself-

Barchar: "...So. I told Jeska a couple things."

Jäger Leyline: yeah and?

(BLTish)Alphys: -sticks a little sign next to her that says "low on cash and dignity"-

Barchar: "Well. Sghe might want to kill Fanta now. I'm not sure."

Jäger Leyline: face palms and sighs

: Ropen your heart [] is now tailoscope [].

Barchar: "I was under a lot of pressure and I just blurted it out, and..."

Jäger Leyline: just ...stop

Barchar: "Yeah, okay."

Jäger Leyline: I'll talk to her

: High Priest Laharl [] disconnected.

Barchar: gives a thumbs-up. "I don't really know where she is, but Fanta's house is a safe guess."

Jäger Leyline: You mean our house, thats Jeska's house, Fanta, Hywel and I live there

Jäger Leyline: also that wolf boy too

Barchar: "Oh, Shin? Hm. Well, whatever."

Jäger Leyline: no...Acastus

Barchar: "Oh."

Barchar: "Right, him."

Jäger Leyline: The White Wolf? you serious? I don't wanna be anywhere near that guy and I fought alongside him in the war

Barchar: shrugged awkwardly."

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(BLTish)Alphys: -is lying in the busted basement with a sign that says "low on cash and dignity"-

: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now Vaati [Vaati].

Jäger Leyline: ......Jeska....what are we going to do with you

Frisk: [Assuming we SAVED and QUIT, she enters the bar.]

Frisk: * She goes over to the bar and just sits down.

Vaati: enters the bar as well. Style: punk rock.

Jäger Leyline: ((did anything happen? ppl level up or somethin?

Frisk: * Yep, she's doing absolutely nothing. She looks over to Vaati.

Vaati: ((just supports

Barchar: is mildly scared about this all

Frisk: ".. Nice."

Vaati: Thank you.

Frisk: "You're welcome."

Jäger Leyline: just lies down on the couch

Frisk: ((I just realized this - Metta still doesn't know about Frisk's state rn

Frisk: ((So Metta has like no fucking idea

Frisk: ((After a week IIRC

Vaati: ((wait shit tru

Jäger Leyline: takes his armor off

Vaati: ((......i'll get around to it

Barchar: (Surely the others would have told him)

Frisk: ((oh, it's fine

Barchar: wait doesn't he like only have one limb

Frisk: ((rp who you want right now

(BLTish)Alphys: -sighs-

Jäger Leyline: ((yeah, but he has 3 robotic limbs when not in his power armor

Vaati: gets a red wine.

Barchar: fair enough

Frisk: * She rests her head down on the table. Basically, a softer faceplant.

Barchar: sighs, running her hand through her hair. Eugh, it felt like she hadn't washed it...ever. ADmittedly, she hadn't, but it didn't feel like it before.

Jäger Leyline: grabs BC and pulls her to lie her head to his chest

(BLTish)Alphys: -walks out the basement, sign now attached to her shirt-

Vaati: just sips his drink.

Vaati: ...

(BLTish)Alphys: -you haven't seen this particular Alphys yet-

Barchar: "Mmp-I am okay with this."

Vaati: raises a brow.

(BLTish)Alphys: -she has bags under her eyes and the tips of her head spike things are grayish-

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Vaati: Hello.

(BLTish)Alphys: What. Like you've never been broke.

Jäger Leyline: yeah.....just relax for now

Jäger Leyline: ....hey

Vaati: No, I simply had not known there was a cellar.

(BLTish)Alphys: ...oh.

(BLTish)Alphys: If you can call it a cellar.

Barchar: "Oh, Mettaton dug one in an attempt to free a small child that ended up killing her."

(BLTish)Alphys: It's more of a rough cave/dangerous sinkhole.

Vaati: ...|What the fuck.|

Barchar: "Not the Gaston mettaton."

Barchar: "Another one."

(BLTish)Alphys: ((Picori has a word for "fuck"?))

Vaati: Still, the word stands.

Vaati: ((presumably

Barchar: (Also, no, )

Barchar: (Vaati probably hasn't been broke)

Barchar: (You can fill a wallet by gardening)

Vaati: ((i mean

Frisk: ((>plays starbound as a novakid

Frisk: ((>gets a gun

Frisk: ((>fuck yeah

Frisk: ((>look badass

Jäger Leyline: strokes through BC's hair

(BLTish)Alphys: So...

Vaati: ((you cant carry money if youre half its size

(BLTish)Alphys: Jobs? Anyone?

Barchar: takes a slow, deep breath. "Thanks, Jager..."

(BLTish)Alphys: I even do dangerous things.

: ((something else confirmed))

Frisk: ((my favorite starbound race are the novakids

: ((i go with the glitch))

Vaati: I, unfortunately, know not of any jobs.

Jäger Leyline: don't worry too much, things will be fine

Vaati: I apologize for the inconvenience.

(BLTish)Alphys: Damn.

(BLTish)Alphys: -sits at the bar-

: Vaati's connection timed out.

(BLTish)Alphys: Grillby, my friend died here .Can I get a discount?

Barchar: "Heh...never considered you the comforting type..."

Frisk: ((>plays as novakid

: ((sonic generations 2 confirmed?))

Frisk: ((>takes all clothes off

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Barchar: "A shock a second with 'ol Jager Leyline."

Frisk: ((>holy shit no underclothing

DamnDude: (( They said it wasn't a sequel ))

Barchar: (I'd be down with a sonic generations 2)

Barchar: (There's certainly plenty more levels to do0

Jäger Leyline: what you think I spent my time yelling at Loni the whole time?

DamnDude: (( So they're reusing some generations things, but it's all new level design and other things ))

Grillby: ...........................You get one on the house.

(BLTish)Alphys: Cool.

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Barchar: "I suppose not. You're just...I don't know. 'Abrasive' seems too negative, but I'm not sure. I guess that was just some leftover bias."

(BLTish)Alphys: Lose one on the house, get one on the house...

(BLTish)Alphys: Seems fair.

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: ((costume sonic still as not wanna be here as ever))

(BLTish)Alphys: -orders a generic drink but I don't know anything about drinks so whatever-

Grillby: -and she gets it-

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Jäger Leyline: ......eh

: ((i sure hope sonic 2017 has more playable than just classic and modern))

DamnDude: (( So even with all the shitty issues through the night, I still think both games coming out next year are interesting ))

Barchar: "...I need to take a dman bath. I mean, I don't know if it would do anything, butit's still an experience I should have."

Barchar: "It's like swimming, but you stay still!"

Barchar: "And it's kinda hot. And you get clean."

(BLTish)Alphys: -and she drinks it-

Barchar: "As opposed to swimming, where it's more like you're getting more dirty."

(BLTish)Alphys: -slowly-

: ((seems interesting, but i won't be getting mania. i was never into the 2d games))

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Jäger Leyline: yeah it wouldn't urt

Jäger Leyline: hurt*

DamnDude: (( I'm getting mania, esp if it's at normal download game price ))

(BLTish)Alphys: ((breath of the wild

Jäger Leyline: shapeshifting doesn't make the smell go away

: ((sonic: breath of the fast))

Frisk: ((breath of the fire

Vaati: finishes his drink.

DamnDude: (( Maybe at 50-60, but def at 15-20 ))

: Fanta [Fanta] is now The Voice [The Voice].

: ((sonic: hyperventilation))

The Voice: is playing his favorite

Vaati: ((breath of the when the fuck are we getting at least a name cameo of vaati come on

Jäger Leyline: theres a spring not too far from the house, we'll go to it once the Fanta v Jeska thing blows over

Barchar: "THat'll do nicely."

Vaati: ((aka breath of the salt

: The Voice [The Voice] is now Fanta [Fanta].

: ((i doubt vaati's coming back))

Fanta: speaking of fanta she's curled up in a ball on the floor still

Vaati: ((i just want one mention

(BLTish)Alphys: ((vaati's humanoid design is cool))

Barchar: has the voice played Bills Like Jean Spirit

Jäger Leyline: .....Fanta?

(BLTish)Alphys: ((other than that he's just a little bland))

: ((the gba zeldas are just so overlooked i doubt it))

Fanta: he's playing it now

Fanta: "Mmf..."

(BLTish)Alphys: ((now I loved Minish Cap but still))

Vaati: ((all of his designs are cool

Fanta: ((Vaati still has more fucking development than half the zelda villains

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Vaati: ((ill agree that im biased bc minish cap was my first zelda but still

Barchar: (I'm listening to it right now0

Barchar: (for the true experience0

Jäger Leyline: anyway for you to talk to Jeska?

Barchar: "She can't talk to ANYONE right now."

(BLTish)Alphys: ((oh hey Minish cap was my first too))

: ((i'll say this now, i don't like any zelda villain.))

Vaati: ((rude /s

(BLTish)Alphys: ((I get where you're coming from))

Vaati: ((ayy

: ((not even skull kid and i'm super biased towards majora))

(BLTish)Alphys: ((well yeah everyone knows Majora is the best Zelda game))

Jäger Leyline: Yeah I know

Jäger Leyline: what about a pad or something?

Barchar: (also WHY WASN'T VAATI IN HYRUEL WARRIORS)

Barchar: (I MEAN COME ON)

: ((that's what makes me think he's never gonna be mentioned at all))

Barchar: (AT LEAST A DLC CHARACTER)

: ((he's gonna go the way of the wind fish))

(BLTish)Alphys: ((Of course Linebeck is the best character in the entire series))

Vaati: ((i mean if youre going to make a villain who LITERALLY WINS IF YOU DONT BEAT THE DARKNUTS

Barchar: (THE FUCKING WIND FISH IS IN HYRULE WARRIORS)

: ((is it?))

Barchar: (Yeah)

Barchar: (I mean, vicariously)

Vaati: ((yes

: ((is it in legends?))

Barchar: (but Marin is a dlc character)

Barchar: (yeah)

: ((because i don't have it))

(BLTish)Alphys: ((Vaati always loses then

: ((only normal warriors))

(BLTish)Alphys: ((I love to beat dark nuts Lenny))

: (((͡ ͜ʖ ͡ ° °)))

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Vaati: ((i ran out of time so many times and i even did it on purpose bc vaati is best villain

(BLTish)Alphys: ((for real though that timed segment was THE most stressful thing))

Vaati: ((same

Jäger Leyline: ((anyone wanna do a small adventure quest?

Fanta: her blackboard is off somewhere

Barchar: (I could be coerced)

Vaati: ((possibly

Fanta: ((So despite how little we did, was tonight interesting?

(BLTish)Alphys: ((sure

(BLTish)Alphys: ((I even have an ic reason))

FLion: -enters the bar- I FOUND IT I FOUND IT

Vaati: ((yes

Vaati: ...

Fanta: ((Cool

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now FLION [FLion].

Barchar: "You're still alive?"

Fanta: ((Needed to set up elo

FLion: ...well yeah....

Vaati: What?

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel].

FLion: but I found the fountain of youth!

Barchar: (So the good thing about my relationship with Mouth Silence is that I'm not addicted to wndrwll anymore)

Barchar: (The bad thing is that I'm addicted to Piss instead)

Smol Asriel: ((I still like wndrwll better

Vaati: ...

(BLTish)Alphys: ...

(BLTish)Alphys: is that so

Smol Asriel: awakens from his slumber, zam

FLion: Weill I know where it is really

Smol Asriel: am i really the only one still doing ma

Barchar: (wndrwll is a masterpiece and is probably my favorite song from it too)

Barchar: (but piss is a close second)

Barchar: and yeah pretty much lol

Vaati: The water from it could easily be sold.

Jäger Leyline: -still has his wings, I just forgot about zam

Barchar: "Weren't yoyu looking for Atlantis?

(BLTish)Alphys: Yep.

Barchar: SUDENLY JAGER UNLEASHES AN ULTRAZAM

(BLTish)Alphys: Yes.

(BLTish)Alphys: Certainly.

(BLTish)Alphys: Let's go right now.

FLion: I was but I found this along the way!

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Smol Asriel: "Huh? Zam?"

Barchar: sits up. "Well, I guess I'll come. Why not."

Barchar: "I feel like vaporizing and/oir stabbing something."

FLion: Who wants a chance to forge their way into history!

Smol Asriel: sniffs

(BLTish)Alphys: Right now.

(BLTish)Alphys: Let's go.

FLion: Yes!

Smol Asriel: "Who is this, zam?"

Jäger Leyline: sure why not?

Smol Asriel: ((Im goin to bed, tired

: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] disconnected.

Barchar: (http://scotchtapeofficial.tumblr.com/post/147825799722/swordonyx-steven-vs-homeworld-hey-i-know MV)

(BLTish)Alphys: -produces a pocket dimension bottle from her pocket dimension pocket-

Jäger Leyline: -is following BC

(BLTish)Alphys: Come on let's go. Now. Yes.

FLion: Follow me!

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FLion: runs through the anydoor

(BLTish)Alphys: -follows-

Barchar: "Maybe I can finally get the recognition I deserve, as the goddess of goats." she said, smirking as she followed him

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Jäger Leyline: still my goddess babe

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

Vaati: floats along as he follows. Showoff.

(BLTish)Alphys: -thinks about how this relationship between two egocentric assholes is going to fail within months-

FLion: leads those who follow to a large Mayan pyramind

FLion: so its in there somewhere

Barchar: isn't normally like this she's just joking (mostly)

Barchar: "Specific.

Vaati: ...Very.

Barchar: "Shame it wasn't in our dimension. I could probably...draw you a freakin' map. But, I'm willing to go on a pyramid adventure."

(BLTish)Alphys: -doesn't know that-

FLion: starts climbing the stairs to the room on the top of the pyramid,

Barchar: well, still

: Vaati's connection timed out.

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

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: -its a room look around-

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(BLTish)Alphys: -climbs her fat ass faster than the laws of physics would normally allow-

Vaati: warps there. Cheater.

: -theres an altar, a few unlit torches and a shelf

(BLTish)Alphys: -due to the sheer amount of energy and mass you may feel a slight gravitational attraction-

(BLTish)Alphys: ...

FLion: ((so in this you have to look around to progress

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Vaati: looks around.

(BLTish)Alphys: This is a great fountain.

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(BLTish)Alphys: Best fountain.

(BLTish)Alphys: I love it.

FLion: well its in the tomb below the pyramid from the readings

Barchar: hums, looking on the shelf

FLion: ((you have to inspect the stuff

(BLTish)Alphys: -tries pulling on each of the torches in succession-

: -theres a few leaves in the shelf, nothing more

: -the torches don't move

(BLTish)Alphys: Huh.

Barchar: brushes them off. "Maybe we have to light them? assuming this is the cliched kind of ancient temple."

(BLTish)Alphys: -shoves the altar from every direction-

: -the altar moves a bit and the whole floor starts descending into the pyramind

Barchar: "Oh, no, we do that."

Barchar: (You know if I made an ancient temple)

FLion: pyramind*

Barchar: (all the obvious puzzles open up a fucking spike pit)

Barchar: (the way to the treasure)

(BLTish)Alphys: How clichéd.

Barchar: (is a fucking button behind a skeleton)

Vaati: ...

: -the elevator goes down deep into the pyramid, into a large open room. The torchs all magically light up

FLion: Ohhhhhhh, spooky

Vaati: Hm.

(BLTish)Alphys: Glad that worked, next thing I would try is burning one of you as a sacrifice.

Barchar: "Not unless you want me to take your damn body, darling."

FLion: that won't be necessary I think

(BLTish)Alphys: ...just kidding.

(BLTish)Alphys: -wasn't-

Vaati: Or I would burn your flesh.

FLion: Look at that mural! -points to a pillar in the middle of the room-

Vaati: ...Interesting.

FLion: runs up and starts reading it, its old mayan script

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Vaati: goes up to it, attempting to find a button.

FLion: Its a map, it says theres 4 main rooms, and a secret hidden room where our treasure is

Barchar: "You have any clue what that says, O Lion adventurer?"

Barchar: "Ah."

Barchar: "Something like, we have to activate some puzzle in every room, and then it opens up the room?'

Vaati: Likely.

FLion: this is the main hall, theres the tombs for the soldiers, a embaling room, this room, and a....I can't read the last room

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(BLTish)Alphys: I'll take the last room.

(BLTish)Alphys: Where?

FLion: wait it says Throne room

FLion: we should stick together

(BLTish)Alphys: Nope.

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: where does the group go?

Vaati: The lion is correct.

Barchar: "I mean, if you want to be the first to activate a death trap, be my guest."

FLion: there could be traps though!

Vaati: votes to get the throne room out of the way.

Barchar: i vote to agree

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(BLTish)Alphys: Eh why not.

: -the group goes and in the Throne room, theres a throne, duh, a number of statues of soldiers with spears, and two large chests

Vaati: tries to push the throne.

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(BLTish)Alphys: ((>two large chests

: -it doesnt move

Barchar: doesn't open the chests 'cauise she's not a chump

(BLTish)Alphys: -tries to pull the spears-

Barchar: looks around for any inscriptions

: -nothing

Vaati: tries to see if there's a button on the chair.

: -there is

(BLTish)Alphys: Any of you indestructible?

(BLTish)Alphys: Or close?

FLion: CAn't say I am

Vaati: presses the button.

Barchar: "Effectively I am."

Barchar: "Why?"

Vaati: I can regenerate and am almost entirely immune to death, unless I am hit in specific areas.

(BLTish)Alphys: Open the chests.

: a loud click is heard and a steam of light appears from the roof and shines on a red ruby above the door

Barchar: "No."

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Barchar: "That invul-oh, I guess we did itc

FLion: looks at the chests, "they're locked

(BLTish)Alphys: Huh.

(BLTish)Alphys: -retreats to the main room-

Barchar: "Hm. So, ic this is as cliche as possible, they're probably totslly safe."

Vaati: I have rigged castles before;the throne is often a puzzle.

Barchar: "Man, if only I had omniscience in other dimensions. I could make a kickass rogue."

FLion: lets go to another room and look around

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Vaati: nods.

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Barchar: "Barchar, check for traps! Oh, I already did, here's a detailed description of where they are in every bit of this damn castle!

: in the main room the ruby above the door to the throne room is glowing red

Barchar: shakes her head. "Alright, tomb next?"

FLion: sounds good

Vaati: votes the tomb

(BLTish)Alphys: -shrugs-

: the group goes to the tombs, theres a number of stone coffins, a seperate room with a crystal skull on a pillar, and a rack with a number of weapons

(BLTish)Alphys: Who wants to go remove the crystal skull?

Barchar: "Ooh. Maybe we have to pick up the weapons ad fight zombies or something!" she shook her head. "Nah, traps are going to be for looters."

FLion: not it

Barchar: Mmn again, searches for inscriptions

(BLTish)Alphys: Not it

Vaati: searches the coffins

: -there are none

: the coffins have skeletons in them, thats all

(BLTish)Alphys: -does nothing-

Vaati: inspects each skeleton. Just in case.

: a few skelys have some gold coins

Vaati: Eh, might as well.

: what does the group do?

Vaati: Move the crystal skull?

Barchar: walks up to the skulls. "If I die, tell everyone I'm sorry for being flexible a bitch." she tried to pick it up

(BLTish)Alphys: -tugs on the weapons-

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: the weapons are just normal weapons

Nereid: ECKS DEE

: the skull lifts up and theres a button below it

Nereid: haha kill me

Vaati: ((no

Vaati: press the butt on?

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Vaati: ((bloo, no you arent

: BC is the only one in the separate room

Vaati: If there is a button, press it.

Barchar: mulls it over. "Well. Might as well."

Barchar: PRESS'D

: the button goes down and the door to the room with the skull in it slams down, trapping the person inside

(BLTish)Alphys: ...

(BLTish)Alphys: GG.

Vaati: Well damn.

Barchar: "WULP."

Barchar: "Guess i'mma just stay here forever."

(BLTish)Alphys: Well, I'm out. Fuck this.

FLion: Wait, theres likely a way out for her

(BLTish)Alphys: -Alphys used ESCAPE ROPE-

(BLTish)Alphys: ((gn

FLion: ......

Vaati: ...

FLion: (night

Vaati: ((gn

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FLion: ah, maybe press the button and put the skull back on

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Barchar: taps out 'fuck me' in Morse code against the wall out of boredom.

Barchar: "Oh, that'd probably work."

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Barchar: does so

: the door reopens

Barchar: "Yay!"

FLion: okay so we need to pry the door open and keep it open while someone press the button

Barchar: takes a couple Spears. "Hopefully these have enough tensile strength."

Vaati: ...Is magic a solution?

Vaati: Or that.

FLion: Try it

Barchar: puts as many as she can there while still leaving a barchar-size gap.

Jäger Leyline: -is there, almost forot

Barchar: and lo, she tries again

: the door slams down but is stopped by the spears, but its not gonna hold

: a light shines to the ruby above the door to the main room now

Vaati: Get out, quickly!

Barchar: runs out asap

: the door slams shut right as she makes it through

Barchar: does a fairly ungraceful combat roll out, as the door inevitably does the action movie thing where-yrah

Barchar: "...Go barchar!"

Jäger Leyline: -helps her up, "awesome job babe

Vaati: Wondrous.

FLion: to the embalming room!

Vaati: Yes.

: the group goes. Its a large room with a number of tables and tools, plus the stench of embalming fluids. Theres a lever in the back of the room but theres a number of holes on the wall parallel to it

Vaati: inspects every table and tool

: they smell really bad

Vaati: tries ignoring it.

Barchar: "Hm. I wonder what the darts that inevitably come out of those are."

Barchar: "Poisoned? Tranqs? Just arrows? C

Vaati: Hm.

Vaati: attempts to use the tables to block the holes.

: in the tools theres a number of cutting utensils and prodders, theres a few rope too

: the tables don't move

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Barchar: must be fucking heavy tables

Barchar: how many holes are there compared to the tools

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: too many holes

Barchar: theoretically would only need to block the ones at the top, but fair

FLion: covering up the darts won't work

Barchar: "Hm mm..."

FLion: so how are we going to pull that lever

Barchar: takes the longest poky thing there is

Vaati: grabs the rope.

: there is none

: he grabs the rope

Barchar: you said there were prodding tools

Vaati: ties it to the lever

FLion: ((there are about 6 inches at mose

FLion: most*

Barchar: but eh fair enough just do the smart thing

: (( http://i.imgur.com/E9Vxb4w.gifv

: k

FLion: oh thats a good idea

Vaati: pulls the rope.

: the lever goes down and the darts fire hitting nothing. A pillar rises from the floor with a button on it

FLion: Sweet Muffin!

Vaati: presses the button.

Barchar: vaati is the mvp

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: official worthless piece of shit [] is now no [].

FLion: I think we did it

Vaati: knows puzzles

Vaati: nods.

Barchar: he would

Barchar: "Go us! And by that, I mean mostly vaati. But I did a thing!"

: what does the group do?

Vaati: Well, you did do the thing.

Jäger Leyline: not too shabby

Vaati: enter the secret room

Jäger Leyline: yeah in the tombs

Barchar: "An Jager provided support in trying times. Sexy, rock hard-abbed support."

Vaati: ...

Barchar: AODLKFJONG AODKFI IT'S A SECRET

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: group is in the embalming room still

Vaati: IT'S A SECRET

Jäger Leyline: my speciality

: (( i think that i can get better at animating worthless gifs

Vaati: enter the room with the map.

Barchar: elevator room, maybe? Wherever the noise was

: theres a door open on the back wall, there was no door there before

: (( [url=http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/degrassi/images/9/99/Trash-can-full-of-trash-keeeeetooo-21950089-600-456.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140921033503]MV be like[/url]

: (( jk

Vaati: ((its tru

Vaati: enters that door

: (( mfw "roleplay dry season"

: is a small room, and in it is there is a bronze bowl and a small fountain

FLion: it is*

FLion: Thats it!

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Barchar: "Cool"

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Barchar: "I'm effectively immortal, at least from old age so I don't need it. But hey!"

Vaati: Wonderful.

Vaati: I need it not either.

Barchar: "Though, those were strangely easy puzzles for the fountain of flipping youth..."

Vaati: This is either a hoax or a trap.

FLion: According to my research, its the bowl. This is what allow the goddess to maintain their lives. Anywater placed into the bowl because evergiving

FLion: grabs the bowl and fills it with water, drinking some

FLion: anyone else?

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Barchar: "Again. Unaging."

FLion: alright lets go home then!

Barchar: "Jager, you don't want a taste?"

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Jäger Leyline: I mean.....

: a loud voice rings out, "WHO DARES TO DISTURB MY SLUMBER?

Vaati: ...

Barchar: "NEVERMIND, WE'RE RUNNING!"

: the sound of people running can be heard from the main room

Vaati: We meant no harm, simply let us on our way and-- uh.

FLion: ....-gulps-

Jäger Leyline: -pulls out two short swords, "once more into the breech huh?

Barchar: "Ah, shit." out comes the buster. "Aww, our first brutal killing as a couple!"

Jäger Leyline: -walks into the main room-

FLion: wait! -runs after him

: (( pizza is here

Barchar: runs out, GIANT FUCKING RAINBOW LASER charged

: its oddly quiet

: (( I would have gotten a none pizza with left beef

Vaati: goes to the main room, discs of dark energy at the ready.

Barchar: "...Oh."

: theres a whole army at the ready and before them stands a bipedal serpant

: "I am Quetzalcoatl! Why have you invaded my home and woken me?"

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Vaati: We had known not that this was your home, nor did we intend to wake you.

FLion: We have coem for the fountain of youth!

Barchar: "Yeah. This lion just kinda told us to come."

Barchar: "Like, he's been straight-up calling the shots this entire time."

Vaati: Two of us do not even require it.

: -he points at the bowl- "That? Thats not the fountain......is this a joke?

Vaati: ...

: "I shit in that bowl

Vaati: busts into laughter.

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Jäger Leyline: -starts laughing-

Frisk: Beautiful.

: LOL

Vaati: ((best plot twist

: "thats the bathroom you were just in"

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FLion: starts throwing up

Vaati: 's dark magic discs dissipate.

: "well geez I thought you were here to take valuables

Barchar: "You fucking put puzzles to the bathroom!" she said, cackling

Vaati: That is beautiful!

Vaati: I admire you for that.

: "well yeah, I make my servants do them, I like puzzles

Barchar: "OH, I like the cut of your jib. Yeah, sorry about this."

Barchar: "Oh, God. Well, that was fun."

Vaati: It was.

: "Well I think drinking poo water is punishment enough for you guys

: "feel free to leave

FLion: sticks a bar of soap in his mouth

Vaati: nods, warping out. Cheater.

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: the rest of the group takes the elevator to the surface

: Quetzalcoatl and his army go back to sleep

Barchar: heads back to the bar, smiling the whole way. "Oh, I needed that."

Vaati: warps back to the bar, laughing still.

FLion: returns to the bar and the rest and starts brushing his teeth

: FLION [FLion] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

Jäger Leyline: that made life a lot better

: no [] is now no [Tracer].

Tracer: jk

Tracer: no

Jäger Leyline: with the*

: no [Tracer] is now no [].

: I would initiate a 7 grand dad sequence

Vaati: is grinning.

Vaati: That was wonderful.

Jäger Leyline: is still cracking up

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Barchar: "Fucking puzzles to the bathroom."

Jäger Leyline: should install some here

Barchar: "God, vaati, you oughta write that down."

Vaati: I wish I had done that centuries ago!

Vaati: does indeed write this down.

Barchar: "To get to the wine cellar, you need to pull out the beer bottles from oldest to newest."

Vaati: Hah.

Barchar: "No, alternating. Oldest, newest, second oldest, second newest."

Vaati: Wonderful.

Jäger Leyline: hugs on to BC

Jäger Leyline: no a bad first quest together huh?

Jäger Leyline: not*

Vaati: Doors that open to a specific musical note.

Vaati: ...I can effectively remove sopranos from entering a place if I used that method.

Jäger Leyline: everyone did the work and I showed off my abs, I like this new method

Barchar: "Link is probably a tenor, though."

Vaati: ....He is an alto.

Vaati: Trust me.

Barchar: "Though, shit, he'd do whatever to get in."

Barchar: "Maybe get a damn voice changer if he had to."

Vaati: Hah.

Frisk: ((Link gets a voice changer that makes his voice similar to Navi's

Frisk: (("LET ME IN"

Vaati: (("fuck away!"

Frisk: ((Vaati: what the fuck ew no you annoying fuck

Jäger Leyline: So wanna celebrate this?

Barchar: sighs. Her hair seems to be less...messed up than it was. "

Barchar: "Hm. I suppose it couldn't hurt."

Jäger Leyline: how about a private party? just us two?

Vaati: ((vaati tries saying fuck off but says fuck on. fuck on, apply directly to the forehead

Vaati: warps out.

Vaati: ((gn

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Jäger Leyline: ((oi bread

Jäger Leyline: picks up BC, "So what do ya say?"

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Barchar: "Yeah. I could do that." she said, smirking. She shapeshifted to be...less flat, at least. "Off we go, eh?"

Frisk: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jäger Leyline: "Yeah"

DamnDude: (( Apparently BGO is upgrading some of the old pokemon references for Pokemon Go ))

Jäger Leyline: takes her to the back,

Barchar: (what's bgo)

DamnDude: (( I feel like I have to say this every time and it's one of two people, but Board Game Online ))

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: ((Hello))

Jäger Leyline: ((that concludes all RP for the night. GO TO BED

Jäger Leyline: (oi

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Yazan [Yazan].

DamnDude: (( It's 1am Yazan ))

DamnDude: (( What do you think we are, people who care about mornings? ))

Barchar: (yeah I mean jeez)

: Samuel Jackson: (Go the fuck to sleep)

DamnDude: (( I stayed up till 6 in plug DJ with Laharl ))

Yazan: ((I saw

DamnDude: (( And it was amazing ))

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DamnDude: (( And then I passed out ))

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Frisk: ((Hell no I won't go to sleep

DamnDude: (( Join the Anti-sleep resistance ))

Barchar: (sleep is for the weak)

DamnDude: (( Which we all will be but refuse to accept ))

DamnDude: (( But ))

DamnDude: (( There's also the fact that there's only one song you need to stay awake ))

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Yazan: ((you guys are monsters

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DamnDude: (( No, I'm DD ))

Frisk: ((No, that's racist

Frisk: ((I'm a human

DamnDude: (( Not you Human, I'm racist ))

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DamnDude: (( I did it ))

DamnDude: (( I silenced the chat ))

Frisk: ((You didn't.

Frisk: ((You cannot silence me!

: DamnDude [DamnDude] silenced Frisky Whiskington [Frisk].

: DamnDude [DamnDude] unsilenced Frisky Whiskington [Frisk].

DamnDude: (( See ))

Frisk: ((You still unsilenced me

Frisk: ((Also fuck you I can bypass the silence

DamnDude: (( That's because I'm not a mad god ))

DamnDude: (( Also how ))

Frisk: ((I dare you to silence me, I will get out of it

DamnDude: (( Alright ))

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DamnDude: (( I knew it ))

: ((Backup account <3

DamnDude: (( I remembered Gemini more, but I knew you had a back up ))

: ((Now can you please unsilence 22 when I get back on there

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Frisk: ((Thanks

DamnDude: (( No prob ))

Frisk: ((Also the funny thing is

Frisk: ((My backup is 44

Frisk: ((This account is 22

Frisk: ((Both even numbers and 22 times 2 is 44

DamnDude: (( Yeah ))

DamnDude: (( What # in gemini? ))

DamnDude: (( 43 ))

DamnDude: (( So 2xYou - 1 Laharl ))

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Gemini: ((ayy lmao

Frisk: ((Thanks, incognito))

Gemini: ((Yep

: [color=red]Jim Sterling: (( And thank God for me )) [/color]

Frisk: ((I'm worth more than Laharl

Frisk: ((I*

Frisk: ((I am*

Frisk: ((I'm*

Gemini: ((Fuck off Frisky

DamnDude: (( No, Laharl has a harder to get number ))

Gemini: ((The spirit of Laharl resides deep inside of me

Gemini: ((I still have a deep hatred for you

DamnDude: (( So Laharl's inside you in more than one way? ))

Frisk: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Gemini: ((Well, Laharl does fuck garden gnomes

Gemini: ((He often fucks them until they break

Frisk: ((That's fucked up.))

Gemini: ((I know, right?

DamnDude: (( -Laharl comes in- ))

Gemini: ((Laharl-Senpai~

Frisk: ((Gemini no))

DamnDude: (( So ))

DamnDude: (( When do I get to stop listening to BP ))

Frisk: ((-shrugs-

Gemini: ((Laharl x DD is my OTP

Frisk: ((Fuck off Gemini

Gemini: ((Fine

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DamnDude: (( I feel like you know more than you should ))

Frisk: ((Why?))

DamnDude: (( [color=red]:D[/color] ))

Frisk: ((:)

Frisk: (([color=#FF0000]:)[/color]

Frisk: ((I do know a lot of things))

Frisk: ((I'm one of the first ever people to be apart of this community))

Frisk: ((Of course I'd know the history of this place

Frisk: ((And the people in it

DamnDude: (( There's just a few details that will be known soon ))

DamnDude: (( All I can say ))

Frisk: ((Heheheh

Frisk: ((Alrighty then

Yazan: ((god its 31 degrees in my room

DamnDude: (( God isn't here ))

Yazan: ((DD then

DamnDude: (( But that does sound like hell ))

Yazan: ((That was celcuis BTW

Frisk: ((Get some blankets Yazan

Yazan: ((its hot, not cold

Yazan: ((thats about 88 F

Frisk: ((I know

Frisk: ((Get even hotter

Yazan: ((plus a high humidity

Yazan: ((why Frisky? why you want me to die?

Frisk: ((I want everyone to die

Yazan: (I thought you and I had a thing

Frisk: ((We never did

Yazan: ((I cri evrytime

Frisk: ((I'll fucking end the world

Frisk: ((And I'll be its ruler.))

Frisk: ((All hail Frisky Whiskington, the destroyer of Earth, the ruler of the cosmos.))

Yazan: ((nah

Yazan: ((uur a faggot

Frisk: ((I'm agender))

DamnDude: (( And I'm DD ))

DamnDude: (( I just remembered something ))

Frisk: ((Mm?))

DamnDude: (( So remember like two weeks ago I said I was going to a friend's house? ))

Frisk: ((-nods-

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] is now Frisky Whiskington [Frisky].

DamnDude: (( Well, he was getting the last present because the place his friend ordered it from got it late ))

Yazan: ((faggot now means a biker who makes too much noise, South park changed it

DamnDude: (( It was a mug that said "I <3 DD" and under the DD it said Diamond Dog. ))

DamnDude: (( I was very confused for a moment ))

Frisky: ((hahaha

DamnDude: (( Also, I'm still excited over the two sonic games announced today, like this is the most excited I've actually been for a sonic game, and outside of Smash/Isaac/LBP3, any game ))

DamnDude: (( Considering one of the games was announced 2.5 hours ago, and the other was played twice by accident along with other tech issues, I'm still thinking about them ))

Frisky: ((Cool))

Frisky: ((I've just been playing Starbound 1.0 a lot today

Frisky: ((I'm actually not bored with it currently

DamnDude: (( How is it? ))

Frisky: ((It's way better

DamnDude: (( Do you think I need a good computer to play it? ))

Frisky: ((Nah

Frisky: ((Only lag I've had was on the first boss but that was just a bug

DamnDude: (( I might get it once somebody tells me how the fuck/when the fuck I get my AP TIP money ))

Frisky: ((Basically there's better performance

Frisky: ((There's an actual storyline to it

DamnDude: (( Huh ))

Frisky: ((The storyline doesn't really get in the way though

Frisky: ((So you can do your own shit as well

DamnDude: (( I just realized both Sonic 25th anniversary games don't even come out the year of the 25th anniversary ))

Frisky: ((Wow

DamnDude: (( The only game that comes out this year is the boom game ))

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DamnDude: (( Because Mania comes early next year, and the unnamed game comes out winter next year ))

Yazan: ((man sonic is so fucked up right now

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DamnDude: (( I'd rather they don't have an anniversary title on the anniversary if it's a good game ))

Frisky: ((Something I realize with the female Novakid

Frisky: ((You can take all the clothes off

Frisky: ((No fucking bra))

Frisky: ((So you just see these "bumps"

DamnDude: (( Huh ))

Yazan: ((wish they'd just let sonic die already

Yazan: (((not that he has an dignity left

DamnDude: (( A lot of people like Sonic games, and when they do a good game, which both of the things they showed today look to be, they make a really good game ))

Yazan: ((pretty most of the 3d games are crud, and i"ve been playing sonic games since the genesis days.

DamnDude: (( Colors and Generations? ))

Yazan: ((medicore,

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DamnDude: (( Alright, nice to know we don't agree on basically anything then. ))

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Yazan: (even with the few select good games its.offset by the huge amount of HORRIBLE games

DamnDude: (( Shadow, 06, Free Riders, and Boom are four games ))

DamnDude: (( Huge isn't a word I'd be using here. ))

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DamnDude: (( Adventure, Adventure 2, and Heroes have issues, but I would not consider them anywhere near horrible games. ))

DamnDude: (( I'd include Lost World on the not Horrible list as well. ))

Yazan: ((secert of the rings, black knight, the adventure series, sonic R, Sonic shuffle, sonic heroes, sonic 3d blast, sonic unleashed, free riders, runner, thise car games

Yazan: (even if once upon a time those were good most have become outdated and usually are bad via controls cameras graphics and more

Yazan: (and I actaully enjoyed sonic riders

DamnDude: (( Secret of the Rings: I somewhat agree with you, although I didn't play much. I never played BK at all. Adventure: The issue is the extra characters, but the main parts of the games are amazing. Sonic R/Shuffle: Agree, although I thought we were sticking to main games. Heros, see adventure. 3D Blast: Agree, Unleashed: No. Free Riders: I already said that. Runner: I am fine with it. Car Games: Surprisingly fun ))

Yazan: (the adventure serious are bad now, I played both 1 and 2 before I came to Korea and the only good parts are the sonic parts....if you.could control it

Yazan: (but everyone acts like theybare the besf

DamnDude: (( I like/can stand most of the Adventure 1 characters except Big/Knuckles, and Adventure 2 Sonic/Tails I really liked ))

DamnDude: (( Even then Adventure1 Knuckles is a lot more bareable than Adventure 2 ))

DamnDude: (( It's because they honestly have some of the best Sonic specific levels in the games, the other characters are what weighed them down. After playing generations and colors, I like those 2 more, but I still like SA1+2 ))

Yazan: (the thing is with the amount pf crappy and medicore games its clear that Sega is just using Sonic as a cash grab

Yazan: (and likely wont go out of their way to make any real good games? why bother when the crazy fanbase will throw money for merch rather than games

DamnDude: (( But there's also proof that they can make 2D/3D games that a lot of people actually enjoy. Why do you think people are still buying the games even get the new games even after the fuck up after fuck up after fuck up and are still excited for the new games? ))

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Yazan: (well for one theres that blind love ppl have for Sonic, used to be like that. And everytime something generations comes out fans go crazy and act like Sonic has returnes to greatness like its 2nd coming of Jesus only to be followed by a shite game

Yazan: somwthing like*

DamnDude: (( Yes, something like Generations is good right now, playing it safe and actually allowing for something I can actually safely get excited over. ))

Yazan: (sonic is only alive cuz its a name and merch sales are higher than the games. No other game series could go through its ups and down as sonic does

DamnDude: (( And I don't argue that, but saying Sonic should die when it's obvious that there's also still a lot of people who enjoy the games, that's just stupid honestly. ))

Frisky: (( http://pre12.deviantart.net/425c/th/pre/i/2015/215/d/7/my_first_sonic_oc_by_deimos_remus-d9430hb.jpg

Yazan: (theres the retarded fanbase

DamnDude: (( You are saying this in a partially-Undertale RP group ))

Yazan: ((fuck if Sega could make a sonic MMO which a stupid character creator, it'd make a killing

Yazan: ((I think a lot of the UT fanbase is stupid too

Yazan: ((fans are usualyl stupid

Yazan: ((don't understand the appeal of many AUs, especially when its something like Underswap, whats the point? its just swapping characters

Yazan: ((Sonic Mania looks like Sega's first real attempt to go back to the old style of sonic.

DamnDude: (( The main reason I like Sonic Mania is because their finally giving the person who did all the mobile ports for Sega a chance to make a game ))

Yazan: ((it looks good, hopefully it'll live up

DamnDude: (( They showed off two acts of it ))

Yazan: ((wonder it they'll leave it unfinished like they did sonic 4

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: Fuck this mobile shit

: Shit hapoened irl

: I wont be on as much and only on mobilw

: Bye

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Cowboy Kid: ((hi

: (( fucking hell

Yazan: (oi

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: Okay so i might be getting my hands on a laprop soon

: Hopefilly i can

: Ill be checkin in a lot

: Bur i cant rp over a phone

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Yazan: (morning

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: Smol Asriel [Smol Asriel] is now Fanta [Fanta].

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Yazan: (oi

Fanta: ((Yo

Fanta: didn't go back home, she's under the couch in the bar

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Jäger Leyline: walks out from tbe back.half dressed

Jäger Leyline: ....Fanta

Jäger Leyline: pulls her out

Fanta: "Mff... dd..."

Jäger Leyline: yeah yeah

Jäger Leyline: nice to know you still cant talk

Fanta: looks very depressed

Jäger Leyline: ....hey Im sure things will be fine

Fanta: "Mmf.. dd..."

Jäger Leyline: ....hopefully

Jäger Leyline: we should go talk to her

Fanta: "..."

Fanta: nods a bit

Jäger Leyline: you had to go and break your nose though

Jäger Leyline: have you tried crack it back into place?

Fanta: "MMf, dd!"

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Jäger Leyline: what never put a broken bone back in its spot before?

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Fanta: shakes her head

Jäger Leyline: itll get you.back to talking

Fanta: grumbles

Jäger Leyline: alriight fine

Fanta: no, she meant that as a sort of go-ahead

Jäger Leyline: grabs her snoot and moves it a bit to find the postion of the nose

Fanta: makes muffled yelps

Jäger Leyline: attempts to put the bone back in place

Fanta: he can, easily, sounds like it hurts a fuckton though

Jäger Leyline: there back to normal

Fanta: "Mmm.. dd...."

Fanta: rubs her snoot

Jäger Leyline: .....

Fanta: is bandaged up, hence why she can't talk

Fanta: she does take them off tho

Jäger Leyline: better right?

Fanta: "Yeah.. dood"

Jäger Leyline: so wanna talk>

Fanta: "I.. I guess... dood"

Jäger Leyline: K, whats on your mind?

Fanta: "She knows.. dood"

Jäger Leyline: Yeah I know

Fanta: "W-what do I dood?"

Jäger Leyline: shrugs

Jäger Leyline: last time something traumatic happened none of us were really there for her

Jäger Leyline: maybe we should just go see her

Fanta: "Sure... dood"

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Verum: ((hello

Fanta: ((Hello samuel

Jäger Leyline: (oi

Jäger Leyline: whenever you're ready

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Fanta: falls off the couch

Jäger Leyline: ......hope you can walk

Fanta: "I can, dood.."

Jäger Leyline: picks her up

Jäger Leyline: fuck it I'll carry you

Jäger Leyline: (oi flame

Fanta: "Thanks dood.."

Barchar: is all but passed out on the couch. She's drooling a bit. "Go...go do the thing! Help jeska not...kill you...and stuff..."

Jäger Leyline: yeah see ya in a bit babe

Barchar: thumbs up

Jäger Leyline: walks to the anydoor with Fanta, still shirtless and showing off his abs

Jäger Leyline: takes Fanta to Jeskas house at the front door and places Fanta down

Fanta: looks like she isn't looking forward to this

Jäger Leyline: well two things are about to happen when we knock

Jäger Leyline: the door is gonna blow up and likely we'll die or Jeska will answer

Jäger Leyline: but seeing how we made it to the door without a bullet hitting me in the head I think we're fine

Jäger Leyline: goes to knock on the door

Fanta: whimpers

Jeska or Jekon: -opens, staring at the two

Jeska or Jekon: what do you want?

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Fanta: "Jeska..? Y-you ok dood?"

Jäger Leyline: We'd like to talk

Fanta: ((I would have the curse conveniently wear off now, but it's the principle of it at this point

Jäger Leyline: ((I completely forgot to do the zam thing most of the time

Jeska or Jekon: -shrugs and walks to the couch, leaving the door open

Jeska or Jekon: -sits down-

Jäger Leyline: see? off to a good start

Fanta: "I wanted to talk.. dood"

Jeska or Jekon: well...then talk

Fanta: "Um.. are you ok?"

Fanta: "Dood?"

Jeska or Jekon: if I said that was a tedious question, would you understand that?

Fanta: "..."

Fanta: "I'm sorry.. I'm just.. so sorry... dood"

Jeska or Jekon: I don't believe you

Fanta: "I didn't expect you to... dood"

Jeska or Jekon: ...if what BC said was true, me going on a killing rampage, and you shooting me.....I guess I can't be mad about that

Jeska or Jekon: though somethin tells me you could have tried something else

Jeska or Jekon: what really irritates me is how you quickly took advantage of me

Fanta: "I didn't want to do it.. I-I tried everything else I could think of... but you begged me to just shoot you dood"

Jeska or Jekon: ...apparently you didn't

Fanta: "..."

Jeska or Jekon: is it common for you to shoot your friends and then fuck them?

Jeska or Jekon: that how you get your kicks?

Fanta: "You came onto me, and I didn't want to make you feel bad.. dood"

Jeska or Jekon: guess you just don't know how to say no huh

Jeska or Jekon: think you can do it now? -pulls out a gun and tosses it to Fanta-

Fanta: "No, dood"

Fanta: throws the gun away

Jäger Leyline: grabs the gun

Jäger Leyline: Not again Jeska

Jeska or Jekon: whatever....I'm tired of people taking advantage of me

Jeska or Jekon: I want you both gone

Jeska or Jekon: I don't ever want to see you again

Jeska or Jekon: pack your shit up and go, both of you

Fanta: "..."

Jeska or Jekon: I don't ever plan on returning to that bar again....just leave me in peace

Fanta: "I.."

Jeska or Jekon: why are you still here?

Fanta: goes to the bedroom, gets two boxes, and starts to head out

Jäger Leyline: grabs his stuff too

Jeska or Jekon: -is still just sitting there on the couch-

Fanta: "I'm sorry"

Fanta: leaves

Jäger Leyline: heads out with Fanta

Jäger Leyline: ....well....we're not dead

Fanta: "..."

Jäger Leyline: ....

Jäger Leyline: returns to the bar with a box or stuff

Fanta: does the same, throwing it at the ceiling

Barchar: "...Izzat a bad?"

Jäger Leyline: well I ddon;t think she'll come at anyone guns blazing

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Jäger Leyline: but, I don't know if she'll ever return

Barchar: "...Oh."

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Fanta: "S-shea's grave is up there.."

Fanta: "Dood"

Jäger Leyline: We're also homeless

Jäger Leyline: ....

Jäger Leyline: I don't think it'd be a good idea to return, theres a lot of open ground

Barchar: "...[i][b]OH.[/b][/I]

Fanta: "I can't just.. l-leave her there dood"

Fanta: is on the verge of laughing her ass off

Barchar: "...Would you give me a second?" she said, tone overly sweet as she walked out

Jäger Leyline: BC wait

Barchar: the outside is filled with sounds of a very angry ghost girl. A lot of whacks, bumps, and pew-pews. Including a laser being fired.

Barchar: storms back in. "I hope those trees didn't need their top half."

Jäger Leyline: ...what just taking out aggression?

Barchar: "Yeah."

Barchar: "I'm. Not gonna fucking... Go after her, or anything."

Fanta: tucks her head down and holds her arms

Barchar: "I'm gonna think about it, probably, but I'm not gonna do it."

Jäger Leyline: well you should be sure Jeska won't open fire on sight if you go there before check on shea

Barchar: sighs. "This is all my fucking fault, anyway. Jeska doesn't deserve anything more than she's already got."

Jäger Leyline: I wish it didn't come to his, but....whats done is done

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Frisky: ((hi))

Fanta: "I don't w-want to bury her again.. dood"

Verum: ((hello

Jäger Leyline: ....Fanta....I dunno

Jäger Leyline: right now, just find somewhere to sleep

Jäger Leyline: lies on the couch

Fanta: crawls back under the couch

Jäger Leyline: rolls his eyes

Jäger Leyline: BC?

Fanta: you can hear her laughing a fuckton under there

Jäger Leyline: ....

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Fanta: ((since when did batter have 4 eyes wtf

Jäger Leyline: ((don't know anything about batter or what he comes from

Fanta: ((I'm gonna cosplay him for a mini convention, he's from OFF

Verum: ((he doesn't have 4 eyes

Verum: ((people just theorize that

Fanta: ((Ok good because that would be dumb

Jäger Leyline: (ppl are insance

Jäger Leyline: insane*

Fanta: it's not very loud, muffled by the couch

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Barchar: "What?" she said, irritable

Jäger Leyline: come here

Barchar: "...Fine."she said, moving over.

Jäger Leyline: pats his lap

Jäger Leyline: so how was last night?

Barchar: sits down, sighing. "Nice. Overwhelming."

Barchar: "Wish I could have basked in it a bit longer before shit hit the fan."

Jäger Leyline: well we

Jäger Leyline: we'll get more chances

Barchar: "True, true."

Barchar: sighs. "I'm sorry. I ruined everything, for all three of you."

Jäger Leyline: its ...alright....maybe we'll find a way to work things out

Barchar: "...It's a nice [i]thought[/i]." she said, sighing.

Fanta: "Why did you h-have to tell her.. dood"

Barchar: "BECAUSE I CRACKED UNDER THE SLIGHTEST FUCKING BIT OF PRESSURE, FANTA!"

Jäger Leyline: hey you two, don;t start fighting

Jäger Leyline: this is only done if we give up on it

Fanta: goes back to laughing

Jäger Leyline: ...maybe we can win her over?

Barchar: "With wha?"

Jäger Leyline: I don't know

Jäger Leyline: what does she want?

Barchar: "I don't know, I wasn't there."

Jäger Leyline: ......I mean she can't want to live by herself for the rest of her life

Jäger Leyline: and what about that wolf boy?

Barchar: "I figure she'll probably deal with Acastus when he shows up.'

Barchar: "Or she just won''t give a shit, I don't know."

Jäger Leyline: .....

Jäger Leyline: lose my home....lonis on the verge of death.....and now I lost my friend

Jäger Leyline: sighs

Barchar: "And two-thirds of it is because of motherfucking Barchar."

Barchar: "

Barchar: "...He was fucking right. Goddammit, [i]HE[/i] was right!"

Verum: explodes in. "hey."

Barchar: "What have I [i]actually[/i] done for anybody!? Sure, I've tried, but goddammit it always ends up ruining something!"

Verum: ...?

Verum: why the self-deprecation?

Jäger Leyline: shes beating herself up....too much

Barchar: "Because I just made Jager Fanta and Hywel lose their fucking home because I cracked under the slightest fucking pressure!"

Verum: if it can be fixed it'd be better to look at solutions than look at yourself. you can fix this.

Barchar: "I mean, I fucking-I helped with Gaster a little, but they'd probably have done that without me. I kept HYper's soul together that one time, I guess."

Barchar: "But every other time it's just been 'oopsie doopsie, in a short-sighted, poorly-thought out attempt at helping, I ruined everything! Again! Silly Barchar!'"

Barchar: "Look, Jager, you were fucking there.'

Verum: ...

Barchar: "Did she seem like she'd bend for the fucking world?"

Jäger Leyline: yeah so?

Verum: what if you give her amnesia?

Jäger Leyline: .....shes not gone off the deep end

Jäger Leyline: we already did that

Verum: hmm.

Jäger Leyline: and we're not doin it again

Barchar: "No, Verum. I'm not fucking killing her again over this."

Verum: i mean, amnesia doesn't mean killing, but okay.

Jäger Leyline: you just can't.....wipe away unpleasant things

Fanta: you hear a bit of thumping under the couch, nothing loud

Verum: not specifically, but you can wipe everything.

Jäger Leyline: .....

Barchar: sighs, pacing around. "What the hell?" she said, looking down there

Jäger Leyline: Shut up before I make you

Verum: alright.

Barchar: "Oh, it's Fanta. Duh." she sighed, pacing again.

Jäger Leyline: goes to pull Fanta out

Fanta: is far under there

Barchar: "...Shit. What's going on with me? I mean, Everything has been going pretty damn well for me, all-in-all, other than what I do to myself. There's gotta be some fucking karmic payback just waiting in the wings..." she muttered

Jäger Leyline: reaches in to grab her leg

Jäger Leyline: come here Fanta

Fanta: scoots further in

Fanta: "Leave me alone.. dood"

Verum: who does she trust?

Fanta: ((Teruteru just jacked off in the middle of the classroom

Verum: ((wut

Barchar: "I...I don't know. She kicked Fanta and Jager out."

Barchar: "Hywel probably won't fare much better..."

Jäger Leyline: no

Barchar: "And I have no idea with Acastus. I basically did whatever my version of forgetting about him is."

Fanta: ((This anime is god-tier

Jäger Leyline: lifts the couch up to get to Fanta

Verum: well if she doesn't trust anyone she's gonna have to go out and get somebody to trust right?

Fanta: u can't lift the couch

Fanta: it's infinity

Fanta: ((SOMEONE GAVE GUNDAM'S HAMSTERS APHRODISIACS

Fanta: ((EVERYTHING IS SEX

Verum: ((damn

Verum: ((sounds like my normal sunday night /s

Fanta: ((Best girl is sex also, 10/10

Jäger Leyline: Damn it Fanta come here

Jäger Leyline: crawls under the damn couch

Verum: unless she's fine with dying slowly with no one there, i guess.

Fanta: ((SOMEONE'S GONNA USE A SWORD AS A DILDO HOLY SHIT

Verum: ((well now my ass hurts at the thought

Barchar: the spacial anomaly does make lifting the infini-couch difficult

Jäger Leyline: gets to Fanta and just hugs her

Fanta: "..."

Fanta: ((http://imgur.com/a/7L4vu

Jäger Leyline: .....

Fanta: hugs back

Jäger Leyline: falls asleep hugging Fanta

Jäger Leyline: (gn

Fanta: ((gn

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Fanta: ((AAA BEST GIRL IS THE MAIN CHARACTER NOW

Fanta: ((YES

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Barchar: (You realize if anything that means she's MORE likely to die)

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Verum: ((...

Verum: ((wow

Fanta: ((But this is the OVA

Barchar: (reminding you what's really important in life)

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Frisky: ((Bloo: idk whether to call myself bloo, assface, or haw))

: (( >_>

Frisky: ((like))

Frisky: ((are these identity difficulties irl or right here))

Frisky: ((if you don't mind me asking))

: (( maybe both but I slowly start to not give a fuck

Frisky: ((ah never mind about that then))

Verum: ((oh

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: (( in other news

: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HArDjsUEok

Verum: ((Dammit

: (( in actual 100% nonshitpost news https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAqrB_t1x1g

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Verum: ((i have my own music but ty

Gaster: ((Test7

Verum: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QZXJ6qDB0U

Verum: ((hi chime

Gaster: ((Well would you look at that it worked

Verum: ((what happened

: (( shitpost

: (( shitpost

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Chime: ((Notging

Barchar: (What worked chime?)

Frisky: ((SHE'S ALIVE!))

Frisky: ((SHE'SSSS ALLLLIVEEEEEEEE!))

Chime: ((Vblbl l

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Verum: ((oh

Verum: ((uh

Frisky: ((how are you today))

Chime: ((Good

Frisky: ((cool))

Verum: ((nice

Verum: ((what's up

Chime: ((I am sweating in a horsepark

: (( oh no

: (( http://i.imgur.com/twQFVzF.png

Frisky: ((oh no

Verum: ((oh wow

Frisky: ((tri you could of joined the oh no gang))

Frisky: ((but then you said))

Frisky: (("oh wow"

Verum: ((it's bc i'm not a filthy casul /s

Chime: ((Oh boy

: (( lol filthy casuals

Frisky: ((chime is in the "oh boy" gang))

Verum: ((i like oh wow and oh boy

Verum: ((oh no sounds too urgent and spooky

Frisky: ((me too

: (( filthy casuals are the people to actually use the start menu and not Win+R

Verum: ((jokes on you i don't use either

: (( filthy casuals are the people to use electronics

Frisky: ((OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYY))

: (( and not sticks and abacuses

Verum: ((we're all filthy casuls then

Barchar: is just laying down on the couch, hands on her face

Verum: is sitting on the floor.

: (( i've decided to document my character creation process

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Verum: ((i'll be in plug.dj alone

Verum: ((with my mostly-rips

: (( http://pastebin.ubuntu.com/20624654/

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Frisky: ((i just realized i can literally rp my fucking [i]starbound[/i] character))

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Frisky: ((also wow

Verum: ((very wow

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Barchar: (Ultra wow)

: (( ultra-ultra wow

Verum: ((super mega wow

Barchar: (super ultra hyper amazo-uber wow: definitive edition)

: (( super ultra hyper amazo-uber wow: ultra definitive bass-boosted edition

: (( i think it's time to recite history of japan from the start

Verum: ((wow (Beta Alpha Unused Vocal JP/PAL/JL Mix Edition 2.0) - Super Omega Wow

: (( is that a HQR

Verum: ((yes

Verum: ((well.

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Fanta: ((Chime what do i make onion rings out of

: ((Succ

Verum: ((bloo this is the HQHQR rip they skipped

Fanta: ((I'm replaying explorers of sky bcuz ynaut

Fanta: ((My old save

Verum: ((i respect HQR skips but HQHQR is good :(

Fanta: (("Weegee!"

: (( damn tri

Verum: ((also cool, i have explorers of sky too

Fanta: ((I forgot that meme existed

Fanta: ((I never finished it

: (( I should make wow (BAUV JP/PAL/JL ME 2.0) - Super Omega Wow a thing

Verum: ((oooo this is good

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Fanta: ((Fuckin how do i answer the questions to get flareon

: (( it's a bunch of undertale tracks (HQR of course) mashed together

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Verum: ((cool

: (( with verses from history of japan laid over

Frisky: ((pmd will be tuesday btw

Verum: ((sweet

Verum: ((today's saturday!? i thought it was sunday

: (( >trying to make sounds but you're already listening to something you really like

Fanta: ((Today's saturday

: (( >:(

Verum: ((did i stay up until midnight last night?

Fanta: ((I'm gonna do my stuff tonight

Fanta: ((We're going to the desert

Frisky: ((tO THE MOTHERFUCKING DESERT

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Verum: ((hooray

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Fanta: ((To burning man

Fanta: ((YES I GOT EEVEE

Frisky: ((noice))

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Fanta: ((Why eevee is female exclusive is beyond me

Fanta: ((But blazefire must be grill

Chime: ((Wait the pokemon in pokego have genders

Fanta: ((In pmd

Verum: ((no this is pmd explorers of sky

Chime: ((Oh

Fanta: ((COLDSTEEL AND BLAZEFIRE GON SAVE DA WURLD

Chime: ((God iam covered in sweat

Verum: ((rip

Chime: ((As soon as i get back to thehotel im going in the pool

Fanta: ((Dammit

Fanta: ((I can't be flareon until after the game is over

Verum: ((rip as well

Barchar: (Yeah you can't evolve until after the game ya dingus)

Barchar: (gotta be a first-stage)

Barchar: (I wonder if you can be an absol in explorers)

Chime: ((Um anyway slarv to make the holy onion rings you might wanna see if you can get a large sheet of foam

Fanta: ((Okie

Fanta: ((I'm making 3 and attaching them to my back

Chime: ((Keep in mind you might be walking through doors

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Fanta: ((I can turn sideways to do so

Fanta: ((Hyperdeath "Arciel" was walking around with huge ass wings all day I can manage the holy onion rings

Barchar: (Arciel)

Barchar: (IT's asriel mixed with ARceus)

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Fanta: ((THATS WHAT THE COSPLAY CONTEST LADY PRONOUNCED IT AS

Fanta: ((ANOTHER WAS WAS ASRIEL "DREAMLESS"

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Fanta: ((AND "MELATON"

Verum: ((melaton

: ((Jesus fuck))

Verum: ((melonton

: ((Did they have a speech impediment))

Fanta: ((No

Fanta: ((She was a middle aged mom

Chime: ((Im looking at ways to attatch my addons to my back

Fanta: ((I DROPPED MY DS AND LOST MY EEVEE YAY

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: ((Fanta))

Verum: ((very rip

: ((Slarv*

: ((Staph droppin shit))

: (( melatonin

Chime: ((I saw this really cool wing tutorial but the guy was like 'lol i duct taped them on'

: (( >duct tape

: (( i keep thinking social repose's wings are neat https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ths0blNSz5M/hqdefault.jpg

: (( https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UbJyaHyVL24/hqdefault.jpg

Verum: ((woa

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Verum: ((oh yeah dammit

Verum: ((i won't be here today

Verum: ((later at least

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Barchar: (aight)

Cowboy Kid: ((yee haw

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Barchar: (chat is kill)

Verum: ((rip

: (( rip

Barchar: (F5)

: (( F5

Verum: ((F4

Barchar: (F11)

Verum: ((F420

: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Z1h2VE0hzs

Barchar: (f24)

: (( f40

Verum: ((F69

: (( [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferrari_F50]f50[/url]

Verum: ((F109

Barchar: (F2012)

: (( F2000

Verum: ((F180

Barchar: (F∞)

: (( F959107685

Verum: ((brb

: (( lolololo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000

Barchar: (You don't want to know what F∞ does)

: (( >when you listen to music on headphones after not having headphones for a long time

Barchar: ("THE WORLD IS OPEN TOME")

: (( "I CAN ACTUALLY HEAR THINGS NOW"

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: (( [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GW6sLrK40k]this type of music is pretty fuckin good on headphones[/url]

: ((That song is pretty good))

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Fanta: ((Watching joel stream while I work on lonnie desert

Fanta: is under the couch

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Hywel: "Fanta, has it worn off yet?"

Barchar: is still just laying on top of the couch, looking kinda pissed

Barchar: at like

Barchar: everything

Fanta: "No dood..."

Fanta: chuckles

Hywel: "Fanta, I need to know if you know any amalgams who are still amalgams..."

Barchar: "Hywel. You've lost your home."

Fanta: ((www.themostamazingwebsiteontheinternet.com

Hywel: "Yeah, but we haven't lost Loni."

Hywel: "I could care less about our home."

Barchar: "...What? You're literally fucking homeless. Does that not matter to you?"

Barchar: "Also, it's couldn't care less."

Hywel: "We can love here, Barchar."

Hywel: "live(

: live*

Barchar: (Lenny)

Hywel: "Why is me being homeless and caring about someone's fucking life something that makes you upset, Barchar?"

: (( oh boy

Hywel: "Stop getting angry at me."

Barchar: "I just...ugh, sorry, sorry."

Hywel: "It's alright."

Barchar: "I'm just feeling all fucked up right about now."

Fanta: ((http://www.themostamazingwebsiteontheinternet.com/

Fanta: ((There we go

: (( no die

Hywel: "Don't take it out on others."

Hywel: "Anyways... Do you, Fanta?"

Fanta: "I-I think the ones I know are dead.. but gaster does.."

: you can wear my

Hywel: "Does he? Because the sure will work."

: [i]sweatshirt[/i]

Hywel: "He just needs a sample from a live host."

Fanta: "Ok.. just ask him.."

Fanta: "DOOOD DOOD DOOD DOOD DOOD DOOD DOOD DOOD DOOOOOD"

Fanta: "..."

Hywel: "Fanta?"

: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaVdbwKWe98 @bread

Barchar: (was that semi-charmed life)

Fanta: "I guess that was a delayed tic, dood"

: ((That song))

: ((Is the worst))

: im gonna play rotmg and eat raw eggs now k bye

: ((k))

Barchar: (I COULDN'T CLOSE IT BEFORE IT STARTED AND THE BILE FASCINATION SET IN)

Fanta: ((WATCH THE JOEL STREAM IT'S SO GREAT

: ((Link, and what is he playin?))

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Fanta: ((http://icechewing.com/

Fanta: ((https://www.twitch.tv/vargskelethor he's doing a pc destruction

: ((FUCK YES THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE))

Fanta: ((Me too

Fanta: ((I normally don't watch the streams

: ((805 issues found))

Fanta: ((LEMON MIXED WITH MILK

Fanta: ((FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK

: ((Rip website))

Fanta: ((Rippp

Fanta: goes back to laughing madly

Hywel: "...?"

Barchar: "Curse.

Barchar: "She's trying to cry."

Hywel: 'Ah."

Hywel: "She wasn't doing that before..."

Fanta: is curled up under the couch

Fanta: ((Apologizing to your cat

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Hywel: "..."

Barchar: sighs, runnina a hand through her hair. Yeah, it was feeling shitty again. She expected that. "Anyway...sorry. I fucked up. Hard."

Barchar: "Again."

Fanta: puts a hand out from under the couch and pets his footsies

Hywel: "Yeah, yeah... Do you know any amalgams?"

Hywel: -He sits on the floor, so fanta can pet more if she wants.-

Barchar: "Not really."

Fanta: pets whatever she can easily reach, probably his floof tail

Barchar: "Again. Just kinda know about this dimension.'

Hywel: "Okay. Hopefully Gaster can come soon..."

Barchar: "...Weeeell, I mean, the true lab does still have its amalgamates."

Barchar: unless they've been referred to or sued before?

Barchar: used*

Fanta: don't think so

Barchar: hm

Barchar: I'll wait for Chime to get back I think to talk about this

Barchar: as like the only other person to do anything about the past of the bar dimension

Fanta: ((AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Barchar: "...But, going there isn't a good idea. At the very least with just us."

Fanta: ((SURVIVING THE MATING PROCESS

: ((KEKEk))

Barchar: (what)

Hywel: "...Okay. We need it though."

Barchar: "I knwo, I know."

Hywel: "And Loni will live, Azalea will be okay..."

Hywel: 'And that's like. half my problems fixed..."

Hywel: -He lets out a loud sigh.-

Barchar: "Look, we'll just wait for more people to show up."

Barchar: "But just us two, even with Fanta..."

Barchar: "It's not a great idea."

Hywel: "I know."

: ((Mah boy)

Fanta: ((MY BOI

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: ((The memes virus))

Fanta: ((Memz

: ((Joel been fucked))

Fanta: ((Yup

: ((MEMZ is actually a different trojan I think))

: ((Named something else))

: ((Cool))

Fanta: ((This gon b gud

: ((Oh no it's not different))\

: ((It's always been MEMZ I think))

Fanta: ((Idk what a trojan is

: ((I know what this does though))

: ((This was actually made for a different youtuber))

: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-jdSgjtUPk

Fanta: ((Rip

: ((Joel is fucked hard__

Fanta: ((Yep

Barchar: (What did he do)

: ((Downloaded and ran MEMZ))

: ((Watch the video on what it does to see why he'

: s fucked))

: ((Also his computer is literally d=dead now))

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Barchar: (oh)

Barchar: (well)

Barchar: (no more joel for a while i guess)

Barchar: (oopsie)

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: ((MEMZ shall prevail))

: ((All he has is Nyan cat))

: ((PUSSI))

: ((DE))

: ((STROYER))

Fanta: ((PUSSY

Fanta: ((DESTROYER

Fanta: ((YES PART 2 TOMORROW

: ((Rip Windoes ten))

: ((He destroyed it))

: ((Win Does Twn))

: (9Fuck me))

: ((Why must the banana tic-tacs be so good))

Fanta: ((Are they wacky?

: ((They))

: (9Are fucking))

: ((Minions))

Fanta: ((I know

Fanta: ((Those are some pretty wacky tic tacs

: ((I don't want this shit in my room))

Fanta: ((WITH ANY LUCK LONNIE DESERT WILL BE COMPLETE SOON

: ((Milk with lemon))

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Cowboy Kid: ((Windoes 10 destruction

Cowboy Kid: ((yesssss

Fanta: (("Milk"

Fanta: ((With "Lemon"

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Fanta: ((Hey chime we're going to burning man

Chime: Bice

Chime: *nice

Cowboy Kid: ((Ive never been ti burning man

Fanta: ((Tonight

Cowboy Kid: ((I dont even kno what it is

Chime: ((Dance party in the desert

Cowboy Kid: ((neato

Barchar: (Hey chime, has the true lab been used at all?)

Fanta: ((Not dance party

Cowboy Kid: ((I dont have the time to go to nevada :P

Chime: ((In rp? A couple tines i tgink

Barchar: (Oh, shame)

Chime: ((Also whoops i was thinking of coachella

Chime: ((But its not the br timeline true lab

Cowboy Kid: ((oh in rp

Cowboy Kid: ((I thought you were goin there irl

Fanta: ((I wanna go irl

Fanta: ((But for now, just in rp

Chime: ((Okay neato

Barchar: (Oh, okay)

Barchar: (I meant the bar's)

Chime: ((Bar true lab has not been used iirc

Barchar: (cool)

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Barchar: (I'm figuring it's just been utterly taken over by the amalgamates, with no alphys to keep them in lin)

Cowboy Kid: ((swood

Barchar: (Just something to make going down there to actually get some amalgamate shit for Loni difficult)

Fanta: ((I watched a highlight reel of the sanic stream btw

Fanta: ((It was so... so bad

Barchar: (Jim's one?)

Fanta: ((Ye

Barchar: (MAn)

Barchar: (the games look good)

Barchar: (but everything else was just)

Cowboy Kid: ((the official sega stream?

Fanta: ((But the stream

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Barchar: (an utter shitshow)

Barchar: (I think my favorite was the crush 40 guy trying SO HARD TO GET THE AUDIENCE INTO IT)

Barchar: (AND HE JUST COULDN'T)

Barchar: (IT WAS NOT HAPPPENING)

DamnDude: (( It at least got better sound wise during the crush 40 segment ))

Fanta: ((SONIC ____

Fanta: ((SONIC ____

Fanta: ((SONIC BOOOOOOOOM

Cowboy Kid: ((ANNNNNNNNNNNND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Cowboy Kid: ((HOLY SHUT"

Cowboy Kid: ((shit*

DamnDude: (( And I think there was also the issue of, they had to get a mic for the recording for the Sega, as terribly as the audio was balanced, the audience could have actually been loud enough there, but not on the stream. ))

Cowboy Kid: ((why cant i soell

Cowboy Kid: ((i was making a memem

Fanta: ((Only yaz can Seoul

Chime: ((I just realized dd and i have the same color

Fanta: ((Become light blue, nobody uses that

Cowboy Kid: ((spell*

Cowboy Kid: ((sheesh

DamnDude: (( TL;DR: The stream was shit quality but I actually enjoyed last night, except for the section of 'why does this need to happen' with Hello kitty ))

DamnDude: (( Like hell, they cut out half of the QaA for the voice actors on stream so we could basically get another Toritnos or how ever the fuck you spell it ad ))

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Chime: ((Fucking pizza rolls

Fanta: ((Totinos?

Fanta: ((What was the deal with that

Fanta: ((I heard that was a nice meme in the stream

DamnDude: (( There was three occurrences, one the person who runs the sonic twitter said he'd eat a box of their new product on YouTube. ))

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DamnDude: (( Two: There was an ad while they were showing off the gift store basically, but most importantly... ))

Fanta: ((Bio is active as fuck on the /r/undertale rp

DamnDude: (( Three: They announced some of the voice actors on stage, and then we go to back stage where it is basically another ad and then a boring ass interview, just to the end of the QaA with the voice actors. ))

Fanta: ((I get to call him out IC now

Chime: ((He's gonna be bioshocked

Fanta: (("Well since you never wanted to show up again, you can't enter my timeline anymore"

Fanta: (("That's what you wanted right?"

Chime: ((Lel

Fanta: ((I SHOW UP AFTER LIKE THREE WEEKS GONE FROM THE RP

Fanta: ((FIRST THING BIO DOES IS KILL OFF A CHARACTER

Fanta: ((AND BRING THEM BACK TO LIFE

Chime: ((WOW

Fanta: ((YOU DICK BIO

Barchar: (If Bio kills off any of his characters, they're coming back)

Fanta: ((I'M NOT EVEN MAD I'M LAUGHING THAT WAS SO FUCKING STUPID

Barchar: (That much should be obvious)

Barchar: (Bio doesn't want sad, and he'll do whatever he has to to fix shit)

Chime: ((Thats probably why he made a character 100% happiness

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Barchar: (Her name is literally sunny)

: ((The one thing about Bio's characaters that really tipped me off onto the side of disliking them))

Frisky: ((Flame: -throws a bucket of sadness at bio-

: ((Was the whole assumption that his characters can just do stuff to others))

Fanta: ((Anyone know any snowboarding games online that you can like, make levels in?

Frisky: ((Bio: Nnnnoooooo! Iiiii'm mmmmeeellllttttting!))

: ((Like, Cause plot doesn't matter, right?))

Chime: ((Exactly, bread

: ((Also fanta))

Fanta: ((I used to be like that, then I got gud

Fanta: ((er

: ((I have no idea))

: ((Why snowboarding?))

Fanta: ((Any surfing sorta game actually

: ((I now realize that our chat is set to NSFW Extreme))

Fanta: ((Oh ok

Fanta: unzips hywel's pants

Fanta: jk

: ((Kek))

Hywel: -He be lookin for an amalgam btw.-

Hywel: -Fanta said Gaster could help.-

DamnDude: (( I thought only the arc room was set like that because of the 5 minutes over one extremely lewd joke ))

: ((To be fair a lot of NSFW pictures are sent in here))

Fanta: ((I loved that so much

Fanta: ((That was fun

Chime: ((Bread, wait a couple hours. Im not rping rn

: ((Nah it's fine))

: ((Not in a rush))

Rush: (( *Insert Lewd Joke Involving Pun Here* ))

: ((Today I found out parp doesn't work on 3DS))

DamnDude: (( Doesn't Erron do that? ))

Chime: ((Huh

: ((Doesn't work for me))

: ((I've replayed like all the major Viridi chapters now in KIU))

Fanta: ((Bread are u gon play viridi

: ((Yes))

: ((i am stealth. also i should replay KIU.))

Fanta: ((kewl

Barchar: has brought up the idea of the true lab but doesn't really wanna fuck with the amalgamates in there

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Fanta: ((welp since nothing's going on rn imma watch another movie

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Fanta: ((So much nudity

Fanta: ((And I'm just 6 minutes in

Fanta: ((Ooooh this is a fun movie

Fanta: ((Holy shit that went from 0 to 60 in seconds

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DamnDude: (( I spent 4 BGO coins to get Brain Power playing in game, and no ones reacting to it ))

: (( are you ready

DamnDude: (( Adrenaline is pumping ))

: (( I'm glad that Brain Power is on Spotify http://i.imgur.com/RhVkSF3.png

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Fanta: ((This is so fucked

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm not sure if i want to keep playing starbound, start replaying KIU, or continue my krieg run of BL2))

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Fanta: ((I'm watching a movie called The Hunt and it's the most fucked up thing I've seen in a long time

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: (( guys

: (( http://i.imgur.com/g336UKG.png

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm going to replay KIU i've decided))

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Fanta: ((I want to kill this child

Fanta: ((I want to fucking kill Klara that bitch

Fanta: ((AND HER MOM HOLY SHIT

Fanta: ((FUCKING CUNT

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CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, deleting a profile on kid-icarus uprising my friend used once and then never again, KIU REALLY doesn't want you to delete files))

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Fanta: ((OK THE DAD TOO

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Fanta: ((If Lucas doesn't crack and murder a bitch I will be legit upset

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Barchar: (how so CE)

CryingEevee OOC: ((it gives you like, 3 "are you sure you're sure?"s))

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DamnDude: (( Slar, are you telling me you want me to murder someone? ))

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Fanta: ((Yes

Fanta: ((Kill Klara

Fanta: ((Find a 6 year old named Klara and kill her

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DamnDude: (( k ))

Fanta: ((There's like a 99% chance she's a bitch

Barchar: (hi yaz)

: (( "i should lace the milk at my school with LSD" -random thought generator

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Chime: ((I just realized it's gonna be cold as hell in sadako's gym.

Fanta: ((Some bitch is bout to get told off

Chime: ((Like, not only are there froslass hanging around, i think its stated gengars lower room temperature as well

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Frisky: ((Gengars are supposed to make you shake uncontrollably IIRC

Frisky: ((Or steal your soul

Frisky: ((Or take part of your lifeforce

Chime: ((Gengars are supposed to do a lot of shit

Frisky: ((True

Barchar: (pretty much every pokemon can do a lot of shit)

CryingEevee OOC: (("it's like a birthday party where everyone wants to kill me."))

Chime: ((I remember the episode of the anime where ash and pikachu freaking died and a gengar was like, "come on lets dick around as ghosts"

Chime: ((Brb getting off mobile

Barchar: (they didn't actually die iirc)

Barchar: (they were just having an out of bod experience)

Barchar: (because)

Barchar: (ghosts pulled their souls from their bodies))

Barchar: (...which is i guess only semantically different from dieing)

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Fanta: ((Holy fucking shit if this movie goes where I think it's going it's a mastapeece

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: ((Hello))

Fanta: ((Hi

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: (( hi

Barchar: (Hi bread)

Chime: ((hello again everyone

: (( "die - Repeated 662 times"

Fanta: ((The dog is dead

Fanta: ((Shit bout to go down

Chime: ((oh shit rev is on the charity stream now

: (( oh shit

Barchar: (Is Joel still kill)

Chime: ((joel's probably in bed

Barchar: (mmn)

Barchar: (he downloaded malware that literalyl fucking murdered his computer with memes)

: ((NO))

Chime: ((aww i missed that part

: ((NO MEMES))

: ((MEMZ))

: ((Which is actually funny cause he wasn't expecting it to actually do anything))

Barchar: (bread has a video of the malware)

Barchar: (and i expect the clip of his reaction to getting memed on will be uploaded)

Barchar: (cause i expect it was probably pretty great)

: ((Yeah. It was made for a YouTube who reviews very harmful malware and shit. And tells you how to remove them if possible))

: Youtuber*

: ((Dancoot1 is his name I think))

: (( doesn't rogueamp do shit like that too

: ((Ye))

: ((https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I-jdSgjtUPk

: ((That's the MEMZ Trojan))

: (( danooct1 is best keklord

: ((Da coot talk about older shit))

: ((DA COOT))

: (( i just hit 100 repeats of die

: (( 666 is my projected goal

Barchar: (it's like two seconds)

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm gonna stop playing KIU because my hand is starting to cramp))

: (( fine

: (( 10,000 will be my projected goal

: ((Dancoot talks about older shit while rogueamp talks about more recent shit and how to avoid and remove them))

Barchar: (so that's 22 minutes)

: (( brb

Barchar: (22 minutes of die)

: (( if possible 1,000,000

Barchar: (for 666 repeats)

: (( which is like

CryingEevee OOC: ((i think it's danooct))

: ((5 hours ish))

: (( 5 hours of die

: (( I can do it

Cowboy Kid: ((swood

: (( pizza is here brb

Barchar: (no, uh0

: ((Oh fuck))

Cowboy Kid: ((yee haw

Barchar: (one million is more ike 500 hours)

: (( i hope the pizza man hears 'die' blasting at max volume

: ((Yeah it's danooct))

CryingEevee OOC: ((wah eey))

: (what is die))

Barchar: (23 days)

Barchar: (and a bit of change)

Barchar: (it's a video\)

: ((Yeah but of what))

Barchar: (where bill wurtz says the word 'die')

Barchar: (that's ti)

: ((Okay then))

: (( ok it's time for a break from die

Cowboy Kid: ((Link?

: ((I was expecting it to be either reaper or the Zelda CdI game))

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: (( ughhhh

: (( i feel physical pain every time bill wurtz says 'die'

: (( this video no longer has any meaning

Barchar: (i feel like it might be time to stop)

: (( it's just become noise

Barchar: (for your own good)

: (( http://i.imgur.com/7lvCIV4.png

: (( at least i'm not listening to we built this city 324 times

: (( i've reached 200 dies

: (( 227

: (( time for a break

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: (( i will resume diequest in a few days

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: (( or in a [color=#ff0000]f[/color][color=#ff4000]e[/color][color=#ff7f00]w[/color] [color=#ffff00]s[/color][color=#80ff00]e[/color][color=#00ff00]c[/color][color=#00ff80]o[/color][color=#00ffff]n[/color][color=#0080ff]d[/color][color=#0000ff]s[/color]

Barchar: (don't do it Bloo)

DamnDude: (( Well, my mom left here phone at the house and she's 1.5 hours away from home now ))

Chime: ((oh no

DamnDude: (( I'm not supposed to go up there until tomorrow or monday, because my dad doesn't know when he can get up there. ))

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Fanta: ((Movie done

Fanta: ((The Hunt is good shit 10/10

Chime: ((alrighto

Fanta: ((123movies has all the good artsy shit

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: (( yep

Barchar: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t-iFr9q1I8)

Chime: ((gonna go take a shower

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Barchar: (hey slarv do you want a wnrwll-style mashup of Fly away by Neil Cicierega yes you do now click the fucking link)

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Barchar: (I swear Neil Cicierega does not belong on this sinful, flawed earth)

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Barchar: (hi mv)

Frisky: ((hi mv

Barchar: is still juuust laying there

Vaati: ((just sayin upfront im gonna have to leave later

Vaati: ((but ill be back idk when

Frisky: ((that's fine))

Vaati: ((makin s'mores

Fanta: ((That was a masterpiece

Fanta: ((And now imma get food then do the arc

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Barchar: (I dunno I don't think there's really that many people for your arc here)

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Frisky: ((You only have like

Frisky: ((Three people

Frisky: ((You shouldn't start it soon

Frisky: ((Especially without Laharl

Frisky: ((I know that Laharl doesn't like getting left behind sooo

Barchar: (ya)

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: (( i remember this http://sticksfight.com/

Hellaton: ((yo

: (( hi

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Barchar: (hi again)

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Chime: ((okay, i'm back

: (( wb

Hellaton: ((wb

Chime: ((hotel wifi was throwing a fit

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Fanta: ((Dood

Fanta: ((Tfw getting two shotted in chapter 3 of pmd2

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Chime: ((rip

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Barchar: (poor blazefire)

Barchar: (you shan't be missed)

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Jäger Leyline: (anti-oi

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Barchar: (io?)

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Barchar: literally had not moved since she started laying down on the couch

Jäger Leyline: is under the couch with Fanta still?

Barchar: me

Barchar: I think fanta moved?

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Jäger Leyline: (slarv?

Barchar: he's not here rn

Jäger Leyline: wakes.up and tries to sit up, hitting his head

Barchar: you can tell because no light blue

Barchar: "Morning, Jager. There's a couch there."

Jäger Leyline: -thunk- aaahhh fuck

Barchar: pretty much bolts up. "Are you okay?"

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Jäger Leyline: (slarv wheres fanta

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Jäger Leyline: yeah Im fine hit my head

Jäger Leyline: crawls out from under the couch

Barchar: "Well, I saw that, I just...well. Alright. If you're fine, you're fine."

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Fanta: is still under there

Fanta: fell asleep

Fanta: ((Alright fuckin bullshit boss

Fanta: ((Doesn't help that partner ai sucks balls

Jäger Leyline: (damn it I wamted Jager to ger feely in his slewp with Fanta

Barchar: (we cri)

Fanta: ((Rip

Barchar: I mean she pretty well meant it when she said she wouldn't care

Jäger Leyline: get topside and lays his head on BCs lap

Fanta: ((I was playing pmd, which I remember why I never finished now

Barchar: pats his head. "I'm certainly glad you're doing alright."

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Jäger Leyline: alright? far from that

Jäger Leyline: things are better with you though

Barchar: sighs, shaking her head. "Well, glad I can give you some solace at least."

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Jäger Leyline: things will get better, I promise

Barchar: "I know, you'll all end up fine."

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Jäger Leyline: hey do you know where I can find an alive amalgate?

Ed: -walks into the bar alone, and takes a seat at one of the tables, looking around before he gets into a relaxing position-

: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Ed [Ed].

Jäger Leyline: hey there

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Ed: "Hey there"

Ed: thinks for a moment. 'Don't remember the cyborg goat last time money maker and I were here'

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Fanta: ((Tonight ed and balrog will have a grand old time

Ed: (( [color=red] :) [/color] ))

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Frisky: (('Ey, DD, that's my thing.))

Chime: ((frisky copyrighted it

Ed: (( fine [color=red]:D[/color] ))

Hellaton: enters the bar.

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Chime: ((like how the fine bros copyrighted react

Barchar: "Well."

Barchar: "We could go into the true lab."

Barchar: "Theoretically."

Frisky: ((I did))

Jäger Leyline: any of them there?

Hellaton: (([color=#ff0000] :3€[/color]

Barchar: "Well, no."

Ed: thinks again, 'There we go, that's someone I remember'

Barchar: oh

Barchar: i read 'here'

Frisky: ((If you say [color=#FF0000]:)[/color] I'll fucking sue you

Barchar: "Well, yes."