Poppy: ((I think I played my ace too early))

: ((Wut))

Hellaton: ((congratulations u played urself

Emb: (( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

DamnDude: (( Laharl and I are competing in Kirby Block VS Pony Block ))

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Fellby: ((okay, back

Emb: ((i'm the filler

Emb: ((and bloo is death

Emb: ((wb chime

Mettafeld: (( I started with a meme

DamnDude: (( And Bloo gets Blooed off stage ))

Mettafeld: (( I'm using real music now

CryingEevee OOC: ((and i'm over here, not liking plug.dj))

Hellaton: ((yo

Fellby: ((one of the lights was loose in the pool

Fellby: ((like, it had popped out of the wall

Emb: ((o no

CryingEevee OOC: ((ono))

Fellby: ((so i just went in the hot tub instead

Fellby: ((also i listened to cute music playlists the entire carride

Emb: ((i succeeded in putting in a good song as well as spooking

Fellby: ((i don't want to listen to drop pop candy ever again

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Fellby: ((one of them had "what does the fox say" nightcore and i laughed so hard

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Emb: ((wow

Fellby: ((along with the english caramelldansen and the cake song

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Hellaton: lies on the couch.

Fellby: walks in bc i don't wanna switch my character.

Verum: hey.

Fellby: Hello... you.

Hellaton: Hi Fellby.

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Fellby: Hey, hella.

Verum: i'm verum, nice to meet you. i've been here before.

Hellaton: is in a new outfit btw

Hellaton: Oh, right.

Fellby: Mm hm.

Hellaton: Hi.

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Hellaton: sits up, nervously waving to Verum.

Verum: - oh whoops -

Verum: - He waves back. -

Poppy: "..."

Emb: so what's up?

Emb: - fuck -

Emb: - twice now -

Fellby: goes to sit next to Hella.

Emb: didn't say anything, again

Verum: - i really should just...be verum -

Verum: so what's up?

Hellaton: Um. N-not much?

: Emb [Emb] is now Verum [Verum].

Hellaton: removes his sunglasses, showing all four eyes.

Fellby: Nothing, really. Muffet's still got her toast thing, and the dog stuff...

Verum: ...toast thing? dog stuff?

Hellaton: I'm still human and sunny days suck now.p

Fellby: Yeah, she got cursed.

Hellaton: We were cursed by a wizard.

Verum: ah, okay.

Hellaton: is still swuiddy

Verum: hope the situation gets better.

Hellaton: *squiddy

Hellaton: I do too.

Poppy: Poppy's just, staring off into the distance. the iEye in her hand tracking everyone.

Hellaton: I mean, some things have worn off.

Poppy: The iEyes in the corners of the bar are centered on her.

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She's just lying on the couch.-

Hellaton: So maybe this form won't plague me much longer.

Fellby: has noticed the illuminati triangles. He wonders if mentioning his job could get him in trouble.

Hellaton: At least the worst parts of this form are gone.

Verum: probably not. if it wore off on the others you'll be fine eventually as well.

Fellby: Oh... oh right.

Hellaton: because you removed them

Muffet: walks in. "I LIKE TO-arrgh, fucking wizard!"

Poppy: They give zero shits about people outside Poppy's timeline.

Muffet: "Hi! Hello. Sorry."

Verum: hey.

Hellaton: Hi Muffet.

Poppy: Merasmus cackles from ontop of the fridge.

Verum: ...?

Fellby: looks at Muffet. "Hey, how's it going?"

Poppy: He's a copy of the hit board game: Zombicide, currently.

Hellaton: is a very disproportionate squidhuman

Muffet: "Fine, mostly. Aside from the toast curse."

Hellaton: Okay.

Verum: ((haiku's are gone?

Fellby: No, ahem... canine inclinations?

Muffet: "I still like the dog ears though. Those are nice."

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Fellby: -whoops nvm-

Muffet: yeah, I could have done them, but it got a bit old

Muffet: "Well, I don't want to piss on the carpet."

Muffet: "So I think it's mostly cosmetic?"

Verum: ((ah okay

Hellaton: ((they are bc of her realizing things when hella was in the hispital

Fellby: laughs. "Whew, that's a relief."

Hellaton: ...Gaster licked me so I guess it depended.

Muffet: "I would much prefer I not accidentally extinguish your foot."

Hellaton: snickers, not distorted at all

Fellby: rubs the back of his neck. "It's... happened before. Unfortunately. It's like stepping on a lego."

Hellaton: Oh my god.

Muffet: "Ouch."

Verum: ow.

Hellaton: I feel bad for you.

Muffet: "At least stepping on an actual lego probably wouldn't be too bad for you. Your foot would just...wrap around."

Muffet: "Pros and cons."

Fellby: I'd melt the lego.

Hellaton: Oh yeah, another thing that sucks about this body!

Fellby: ... Oh you poor soul.

Muffet: "Well, that too."

Hellaton: I feel it when I trip over Glamor's lego towers.

Muffet: "Oh, ouch."

Hellaton: Well, the pain of it.

Barchar: exists

Hellaton: has a couple faint lego bruises on his gut, knees, and neck.

Poppy: I shoulda made an MA where the affected character, no matter where they go, somehow manages to step on a lego

Hellaton: THAT WOULDVE BEEN GREAT

Poppy: Like, a titanium-alloy lego that pierces through shoes, metal, etc but never manages to break skin.

Poppy: Just enough to hurt like hell

Verum: ((that would've been great

Hellaton: His hair tentacles droop, letting four legos fall out.

: ((It's just a plastic Lego tha passes through everything but the floor and your feet))

Fellby: Oh, uh... you got something in your hair.

Barchar: "MAny legos."

Hellaton: Yeah note to self only get into a six-year-old's kaiju films when you're not human.

Hellaton: I know.

Verum: ...don't let anyone step on them.

Hellaton: picks them up and bags them.

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Hellaton: ...Verum, was it? I'm so sorry if this is weird to you. I'm not usually human.

Hellaton: ...Or a squid.

Poppy: "..." The cameras continue wathing everyone, but mostly watch Poppy

Fellby: ((or a kid

Verum: nah, it's fine.

Verum: i can basically become god spider, so.

Hellaton: ((hellaton: pay me to hear me do the woomy noise

Poppy: ((How high do you think the person who came up with splatoon wash))

Fellby: Wait, god spider?

: ((Very))

Hellaton: ((it started with rabbits

: ((Very high))

Poppy: (("SQUIDS THAT PAINT! LETS MAKE A THRID PERSON SHOOTER WITH SQUID KIDS THAT PAINT!"))

Fellby: ((orignally they were gonna be bunnies

Verum: yeah god spider.

Hellaton: ...Cool.

Fellby: Huh.

Verum: among many other kinds of demi-godish stuff.

Hellaton: 's hair curls back up.

Hellaton: That's awesome.

Verum: i don't use it often though, but if anyone needs help i can transform a bit to be of assistance.

Muffet: "does a god spider have godly powers over other spiders?"

Hellaton: The best thing I can do in this body is spit ink and I can still manipukate my voice to woomy.

Verum: yeah but that's not why it's god spider.

Fellby: I can burn stuff.

Hellaton: ((i can do the woomy noise

Verum: it's just god spider because that's how much it takes to contain everything that can be used to become a god.

Hellaton: Usually I can open my second set of teeth and extend my claws.

Hellaton: But uh.

Hellaton: ......

Hellaton: just makes the woomy noise, perfectly.

Fellby: claps.

Verum: cool.

Hellaton: grins.

Hellaton: ((hellatons vocal talent is based off of my vocal talent

Fellby: I've seen some fire elementals do phoenix stuff, but... I've never figured that out.

Poppy: Poppy...claps, halfheartedly.

Poppy: And then goes back to nervously clutching her arms.

Hellaton: Oh.

Hellaton: .....

Hellaton: Um. Miss? Are you okay?

Verum: ((mfw woots from the entire room in about 15 seconds of song

Barchar: "Don't worry, Hellaton. She's in...a bad situation.

Poppy: "...Huh?" All the iEyes immediately focus on her and Hella.

: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

Verum: ...

Hellaton: I just dont want you to feel so... um... afraid here.

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Jäger the Angelic Ninja [Jäger Leyline].

Fellby: flickers a little low for a moment.

Verum: yeah, you're safe, unless you do something bad. but you're fine.

Hellaton: I know we're not the most normal but you're safe here.

Fellby: ((poppy: *immediately tries to do something bad*

Poppy: "...I-I'm not scared of you."

Verum: ((verum: i don't think that's how it works

Poppy: "I-It's f-fine."

Verum: good.

Hellaton: Well, that's good.

Poppy: She isn't looking at Hella, just staring off into the ground and nervously grabbing her arm.

Hellaton: And I understand if you're nervous. I can relate to that.

Fellby: Is something wrong with your arm?

Hellaton: can relate to her in other ways unknown

Verum: yeah, it's fine.

Poppy: Nah, she just grabs her arm, it's a nervous thing.

Poppy: Like how people bite their nails or twist their rings.

Hellaton: ...No, that's a nervous thing.

Fellby: Oh, alright.

Poppy: "...I-I'm fine, j-just please d-don't touch the iEyes."

Hellaton: We won't.

Fellby: Didn't plan on it.

Verum: we won't. we have little reason to.

DamnDude: (( We found out Laharl has a bitch cannon that sends people to the moon ))

Fellby: is not fucking around with the illuminati.

Jäger Leyline: enters the bar

Hellaton: already has an eye he deals with

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Verum: hey there.

Hellaton: Hi.

Verum: ((laharl has yet to confirm that i am him

Fellby: Hey you.

CryingEevee OOC: ((we also found out tri is tring to make us think he's laharl))

Jäger Leyline: Sup

Barchar: looks over at Jager. "Oh, hi."

Barchar: is sounding as bored as possible

Jäger Leyline: Hey BC

Jäger Leyline: strides over to her

Jäger Leyline: something the matter?

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She's mostly paying attention to everyone.-

Poppy: "..." The iEye locks onto Poppy, the one next to her.

Barchar: shrugs. "Oh, I don't know."

Poppy: The other iEyes just stare at Jager, BC, Hella, and Fellby respectively.

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Muffet: is staying out of the way of the bill cipher cams

Fellby: -If he had skin, it'd be crawling.-

Jäger Leyline: perhaps I can make things better

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Hellaton: feels watched but ignores it.

Barchar: "Oh, and how might you do that?"

Jäger Leyline: hugs her

Poppy: The cameras feel that Barchar and Jager are not important, and focus instead on Poppy

Poppy: Poppy has three cameras on her now, with the other two focusing on Hella and Fellby.

: 10/10

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Jäger Leyline: how about some Jager style lovin?

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Barchar: "Oh, that'll do, Leyline."

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She's watching Barchar and Jäger talk.-

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Fellby: snorts at the terrible attempt at getting some.

Verum: watches too, not much else to watch.

Hellaton: glares at Jäger.

Barchar: oh, Fellby

Jäger Leyline: kisses her a few times

Barchar: is rather not resisting that

Hellaton: will punch him if he goes too far.

Hellaton: ...Barchar, are you okay?

Verum: huh.

Verum: if she wasn't she'd be resisting.

Hellaton: Sometimes people don't.

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She smiles.-

Jäger Leyline: haz wingz so he wraps em around her

Fellby: Yeah but... she's not really into him, I think.

Verum: ...i don't know why anyone would not resist doing something they don't like.

Barchar: laughs. "Comedy! C'mon, Jager, let me down."

Barchar: "Yeah, well, I didn't think so about 24 hours ago either, Fellby.'

Verum: heh.

Fellby: ... Huh. Okay.

Hellaton: ...Trust me on it Verum.

Jäger Leyline: and let my babe go? nah

Hellaton: ...

Poppy: "..."

Fellby: Color me surprised.

Hellaton: Wait, you two are a thing now?

Barchar: "Well, we have been for about 12 hours."

Barchar: "Well, more like 15."

Jäger Leyline: hell yeah

Fellby: Well congrats.

Verum: good job.

Verum: and i won't mock you hella.

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Good for you two."

Hellaton: Thank you.

Hellaton: And good for you two.

Barchar: (For the record, not even we really know how this happened)

Verum: ((yay for organic rp

Hellaton: I'm sorry I jumped to conclusions.

Fellby: ((wow

Barchar: (like we were just going about our day and suddenly this actually seemed fucking natural)

Barchar: (and i was surprised)

Barchar: "No, it's fine. In the past, I'll freely admit I was being a stubborn bitch as far as Jager was concerned."

Barchar: "It's not an unreasonable assumption that I wouldn't have turned around, let alone that much."

Barchar: (fuck i missed SU)

Hellaton: nods.

Barchar: (cause we were grocery shopping)

Hellaton: ((ah

Jäger Leyline: make a great couple huh?

Fellby: ((i did too

Fellby: I guess. I mean, it's still too early to really get a feel for it.

Verum: ((brb

Poppy: "...N-Neat."

Barchar: "Great, who knows.'

Cowboy Kid: ((I just beat battleblock theater

Barchar: "Interesting, I think it's hard to disagree."

Cowboy Kid: ((It was pretty neato

Jäger Leyline: were going to be the nose nuzzle champs here thts for sure

Cowboy Kid: ((probably one of the best endings in a video game

Fellby: Well, I'd say i'd beat you but... well, I don't have a nose.

Muffet: "Nor do I.'

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Barchar: "I think that Hellaton, Gaster and Mettaton would have to beat us, unfortunately."

Barchar: "Just by strength in numbers at the very least.'

Fellby: Ah, but Gaster doesn't have a nose either.

Hellaton: I mean, yeah.

Jäger Leyline: nah their heads would.collide

Hellaton: ....

Poppy: "..."

: High Priest Laharlot [Poppy] is now High Priest Laharlot [Cornelius].

: High Priest Laharlot [Cornelius] is now High Priest Laharlot [Poppy].

Hellaton: ...

Barchar: "Hmmm..."

Jäger Leyline: oh yeah we determined that BC is the goddess of goats last night

Hellaton: turns to Poppy. "Um, I don't think we properly met... I'm Hellaton."

Barchar: "LEsser goddess."

Barchar: "But yeah."

Fellby: Well, how's about a celebratory drink, huh?

Jäger Leyline: baby youre makin me religious cuz youre lookin so divine

Jäger Leyline: hell yeah

Poppy: "..."

Fellby: orders a bottle of champagne.

Poppy: "P-Poppy, P-Poppy Gardner."

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Poppy: She looks unhealthy as fuck, pale skin, red hair that clashes orribly with the unhealthy pale skin, her bones are thin, she looks like a skeleton with skin sometimes.

Poppy: Her eyes are also just a bit too large, with little flecks of something silver around them.

Barchar: "I expect a temple by September, Leyline." she said haughtily, sticking her nose up

Barchar: "I don't need a drink, Felbly, but I appreciate the offer.'

Fellby: Well, more for me I guess.

Jäger Leyline: grabs a few beers and gets a shirley temple for.BC

Fellby: sips his champagne, shaking a little. "Whoo, it's been a while since I had something bubbly."

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Jäger Leyline: Heres your temple for temple for now

Hellaton: It's nice to meet you, Poppy,

Jäger Leyline: for now*

Hellaton: ...

Muffet: looks at the champagne longingly. "Au revoir, mon vieil ami"

Poppy: "..."

Barchar: smirks. "A technicality. Hot." she sipped it.

Hellaton: gives an awkward smile, showing his weird teeth a bit.

Poppy: Kenji gets hit by an MA

Jäger Leyline: Ill get working on it soon my goddess

Jäger Leyline: (gtg

Fellby: glances at Muffet, then orders her sparkling grape juice. It's close enough, and besides, dogs can't have alcohol.

Hellaton: ((bye

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Poppy: What do chocolate and police have in common

Poppy: They'll kill your dog

Fellby: ((ooooooh noooooo

Muffet: she sighs. "This will do." she said, sipping it.

Hellaton: ((*sad but true blasting in the distance*

Poppy: Poppy doesn't react too much to the smile, still nervously clutchign her arm and the iEye.

Hellaton: ....

Hellaton: ((DOGS CANT HAVE GRAPES

Fellby: smiles at Muffet, clinking his glass against hers.

Fellby: ((i know

Hellaton: ((GRAPE JUICE

Muffet: I don't think her metabolism is a dog's too

Fellby: ((FRICK

Hellaton: ((fellby: tifu by accidentally killing my wife

Muffet: "...Say, you don't think I have a dog's metabolism to, do you?"

Verum: ((back

Verum: ((how was rip

Hellaton: ...

Fellby: ((some redditor: looks like your waifu lost her laifu

Poppy: "..."

Verum: ...

Fellby: ... Oh god, i sure hope not.

Hellaton: ((thatd be mettaton trying to hide the pain

Barchar: "No, you don't. You're fine."

Hellaton: Okay good.

Muffet: "Oh, thank god, because I totally had a chocolate earlier when I wasn't thinking."

Fellby: breathes a sigh of relief.

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Poppy: Someone is laughing their ass off at the other end of that iEye now.

Barchar: "No, I'm fairly certain it's just the ears and tail."

Poppy: 'Spiderdog almost has a panic attack over chocolate and grapes'

CryingEevee OOC: ((BRB))

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Muffet: it'll sell like hot cakes

Muffet: Dystopia's funniest home videos

Poppy: Healthy Dystopia is literally a song from the OST

Poppy: http://listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=U-9ybi2meZw#Nothing_To_Hide_OST_-_A_Healthy_Dystopia It's spooky

CryingEevee OOC: ((back))

Fellby: nibbles at some bar peanuts.

Poppy: She just, clutches her iEye, which is now focused on Fellby.

Poppy: The other four are on her.

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Hellaton: ...

Barchar: finishes her shirley temple. "Jager, I require your guidance. Is it appropriate to slam a Shirley temple down whilst yelling 'another', or is that only for actual alcohol?"

Verum: ...

Hellaton: It is.

Poppy: "...I-I dunno."

Fellby: Do it.

Hellaton: The kids do it with juice.

Hellaton: ((glamor did that in a restaurant and dented the kids cup on the end of the spoon

Verum: to be fair kids do a lot of things.

: ((Verum: the kids fuck things.

Fellby: ((corsiva lit a cup on fire

Fellby: ((she refuses to explain how

Barchar: smiles. "Good. ANOTHER!" she yelled, smashing it against the bar.

Verum: ((nah. that's not until they're teens and even then it's just themselves

Barchar: (anyway brb dishes)

Fellby: whoops in approval.

Hellaton: ((glamor once managed to short out a restaurants lights

Hellaton: ((gtg shower, be back soon

: ((glamor's depression is too strong

: ((ok

Verum: ((bye

Verum: ((wow

Poppy: "..."

Poppy: "...C-Couldn't you have b-broken it?"

Verum: wouldn't've been that big a deal.

Verum: ((mfw two apostrophes

Fellby: We could always sweep it up. It happens all the time.

Poppy: "...Y-You'd have to p-pay for it though,,,"

Verum: we have to pay for a lot of things. people here have a lot of money.

Poppy: ",,," Her pupils just, expand and contract a few times, and she nervously grabs her arm.

Poppy: Good logic, she guesses.

Fellby: ((just watched the new su

Verum: ((i haven't seen it yet

Poppy: ((i dont watch SU))

Verum: ((300 REPEATS WOO

Fellby: ((repeats of what

: ((Jesus Christ))

Poppy: The dorito cameras are all focused on her now.

Verum: ((of high quality

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: ((It's gonna be high quality-))

: ((I Knew it))

Poppy: ((9999 Dat Boi repeats and counting))

Fellby: ((wow

Mettafeld: (( y tho

Verum: ((yes

Verum: ((it's because yes

Mettafeld: (( y

Mettafeld: (( tho

Verum: ((y

Verum: ((e

Verum: ((s

CryingEevee OOC: ((s))

DamnDude: (( *How to cheat on a test: Write all of the answers on your penis, doesn't work for everyone* ))

Verum: ((no pls

Verum: ((oh hey the next song on plug.dj is the one i've repeated...wait for it...

: ((So if you're a girl

: ((You put the pencil in your vagina

: ((And you write answers in it

Verum: ((yes. you masturbate during your test.

Verum: ((302 times

: ((Side Effects: Bleeding

DamnDude: (( https://youtu.be/gip4ng0Y9i0?t=5m9s ))

Mettafeld: (( testurbation?

Verum: ((brb

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, it's Bird That Carries You Over A Proportionally Large Gap - Undertale))

Mettafeld: (( that reminds me

Poppy: http://prntscr.com/bvxqht

Mettafeld: (( undertale but with movie theater bass effects

: ((Holy fucking shit

Mettafeld: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1GOn7EIbLg

Mettafeld: (( What I mean by movie theater bass effects is this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljV66SeMW6k

Poppy: ((Heh

: ((I pray that is not done with The Inspect Element tool))

Poppy: ((You think your repeats are good

Verum: ((back

Poppy: ((hehe

Verum: ((what

Poppy: ((Whats Inspect Element))

Verum: ((isn't dat boi only a few seconds long though

Mettafeld: (( I'm going to get the Undertale demo and edit sounds

Mettafeld: (( to sound like you're playing in a fuckin theater

Poppy: ((Over 10000 Dat Boi> Literally everything))

Verum: ((oh that's not a few seconds

Verum: ((that's half a minute

Verum: ((i applaud you

Fellby: ((what if i repeated what does the fox say nightcore

Mettafeld: (( I'm gonna restart my Sweatshirt repeats

: ((Half a minute?!?))

: ((How did you get 10000 repeats))

: ((That's 83 hours))

Poppy: (( By keeping that shit on literally every minute I was on the computer )))

: ((Goddamnit))

Poppy: ((For reference, I spend an adverage of 44 hours of TF2 a week))

Poppy: ((Meaning, just playing TF2 with dat boi on, I can hit 88 in two weeks))

Poppy: ((I was playing Dat Boi constantly, at all times))

Poppy: ((When i had other music, I had dat boi muffled to 5% beneath it))

Mettafeld: (( i'm gonna listen to sweatshirt

Mettafeld: (( and nothing else but sweatshirt

Hellaton: ((back

Hellaton: snaps to reality.

Poppy: ((MV))

Poppy: (( http://prntscr.com/bvxqht ))

Hellaton: ((o shit

Poppy: Poppy idly humans some kind of old 90's tune.

Verum: ((it's dat boi

Poppy: Clutching her arm and the iEye.

Hellaton: smiles.

Verum: continues being seated.

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Poppy: Two of the iEyes focus on Verum and Hella.

Verum: ...

Verum: what do these things do?

Poppy: "...W-What?"

Fellby: I think they just watch.

Verum: the pyramid things.

Poppy: "...T-They keep me s-safe."

Verum: oh. cool.

Poppy: Don't step off the cameras Poppy or you're dead.

Poppy: "..."

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Hellaton: Oh.

Verum: ((damn youtube and your ‹������ÿì½k{Û6Ò0ü½¿BVºŽ¸¦hRgKa|;‰›¤96Nš´Ž×xÄ˜’ò!²ÞßþÎà@$e;i÷Ùûºž­‘8 €Á`03€ bull shit

Poppy: By safe she means that if she steps off of them she's dead.

Poppy: "I-I also see through t-them."

Verum: cool.

Verum: how do they keep you safe? just...supervision?

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Poppy: "...O-Only criminals have something to h-hide, stepping off of any f-form of surveillance thereby means y-you are a criminal, and s-sibject to the s-same treatment of all c-criminals under the rule of p-president G-Gardner in the unsecret ballot."

Verum: ...oh...huh. okay.

Poppy: "Y-You will be shot with exactly f-five h-high toxin t-trainquilizers and l-left to overdose. I-If you survive y-you will be shot a-again."

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Poppy: She lists this like it's a manual she's read hundreds of times.

Fellby: Oh my lord.

Hellaton: That's incredibly rude.

Poppy: "..."

Verum: wow.

Fellby: ((hella: *gets shot* I can't believe you've done this

Hellaton: Like, what if it's accidental?

Verum: what if you're protected?

Hellaton: ((tru

Poppy: "A-All attempts to w-withhold a c-criminal end w-with execution w-with maximum force v-via slice hedge."

Verum: oh. okay.

Fellby: What's a slice hedge?

Hellaton: ...Don't people get a chance to prove themselves?

Poppy: A slide hedge is a machine that flies as fast as a bullet and is capable of slicing through diamond, but Poppy just says '...A r-really big saw."

Poppy: "...N-No, o-only criminals have something to h-hide."

Barchar: (back)

Barchar: "Basically, it's George Orwell's w-" she looked at Hellaton. "Pipe dream."

Hellaton: Yeah.

Fellby: ... Oh lord.

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Poppy: Funny thing is, her dad is the president.

Poppy: Which means everyone just REALLY wants a fucking excuse to kill her.

Hellaton: ...Wait did you say president Gardener? Woukd there be a relation?

Verum: ((gardener

Poppy: "Y-Yeah, D-Dad."

Barchar: How does that follow

Barchar: "...Your father."

Barchar: "CONSTANTLY."

Barchar: "Has multiple snipers aimed at you, just in case you accidentally step off the cameras."

Barchar: "When you see through the cameras."

Verum: that's...terrible.

Fellby: What. The. Fuck.

Barchar: "And literally could not do anythig if you were off of them.'

Hellaton: ...That's horrible.

Poppy: "D-Dead d-daughter makes g-good publicity."

Barchar: "NOT WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE THAT FUCKING KI-godDAMMIT your dimension."

Verum: no it doesn't.

Poppy: "T-They'll withhold this e-entire conversation, and w-when I finally get killed, t-they'll say it was a f-freak accident."

Fellby: runs his fingers through his flames, exasperated.

Verum: ...

Poppy: "T-The man who shot me will get a b-bonus and will be silently sent to Canada."

Poppy: "And my-f-father will be a man who h-has lost his child, t-that all the nation feels s-sorrow for."

Mettafeld: [br]C A N A D A[BR]A[BR]N[BR]A[BR]D[BR]A

Verum: ((canada's a good place though

Barchar: "..."

Poppy: ((At the beginning of the game Poppy's goal is to run away to Canada))

Barchar: "Your father is a fucking awful person."

Hellaton: ...If I werent susceptible to bullets I'd probably do something.

Barchar: "This entire plan is comprised of awful people."

Verum: ((oh okay

Barchar: "They fire tranws."

Poppy: ((Also, I still love this quote))

Barchar: "But don't bother trying to do anything."

Verum: well, at least you're safe here i guess.

Hellaton: Those too.

Poppy: (("Daddy sometimes wakes me up like this!" *SLAPS OVERDOSED PERSON*))

Poppy: ((-Poppy Gardner))

Hellaton: ((omg

Barchar: "We've tried to make a plan. Key word tried."

Poppy: She's not safe here lol theres snipers fucking everywhere she goes.

Fellby: ((outside the bar?

Verum: - safe enough -

Poppy: She could probably go live in the middle of fucking Hell, Michigan and still get shot by a person hiding inside Discord's remains.

Barchar: "And really, she's not safe here.'

Poppy: ((After running into the literally only person who isn't trying to kill her for publicity))

Barchar: "There's a sniper under the couch."

Verum: is she safe anywhere?

Poppy: (("Well if it helps Poppy, your father is physically and verbally abusive to the rest of the nation too!"))

Barchar: "Probably not."

Barchar: "Nowhere the cameras can follow."

Hellaton: ..

Verum: exactly.

Poppy: "I-I'm safe in the C-Cameras."

Verum: it's better to say "you're safe here" than "you're surrounded by death".

Fellby: stares at the couch in horror.

Barchar: "Whatever keeps you happy, darling."

Poppy: Don't attack the sniper or Poppy is fucking ded.

Hellaton: gets off the couch and sits at the bar. Aquatic aspects disappear.

Verum: is just sitting on the floor.

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Hellaton: ...Oh, hey, less weird flesh things.

Fellby: Heey, nice.

Barchar: "Hip hip hooray."

Fellby: [s]you're a kid now[/s]

Verum: ((brb

Hellaton: It's wearing off! Maybe by tomorrow I'll be back to normal!

Barchar: "Hopefully!"

Hellaton: probably not

Poppy: "..."

Muffet: "I hope this starts wearing off. I don't even like toast that much."

Hellaton: You already had one wear off.

Hellaton: So that's good.

Fellby: Mmmh... it'd be nice to not wake up to you trying to toast bread on my body.

Hellaton: snickers.

Muffet: "Sorry."

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Muffet: i realize that you probably meant that as a joke scenario chime but come on it's pretty funny for it to have actually already happened

Poppy: FFrisk is still asleep on the couch, still a roboneko

Fellby: sighs. "I'm more upset about the crumbs."

Fellby: ((exactly

Poppy: "...W-Wouldn't the crumbs burn?"

Muffet: "You'll burn them up eventualyl!"

Barchar: (I'm just imagining, Fellby wakes up, a piece of toast on his body. He locks eyes with Muffet.)

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Fellby: Still! It feels weird to have crumbs burning in places they shouldn't be!

Muffet: ("Heeeelp meeeee")

Poppy: Poppy just, slides back a bit, placing the iEye in between her arms.

Muffet: pats him on the shoulder

Fellby: sighs.

Muffet: "I hope the dog ears stay for a while, though. They could be useful, really."

Fellby: I think they're cute.

Poppy: "..."

Muffet: "Exactly."

Fellby: scratches behind her ears.

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Muffet: they flatten around his hand

Poppy: Inb4 Muffet has just been wearing one of th

Poppy: I JUSYT GOT THE FUCKING IMAGE OF GASTER WEARING A FOXY GRANDPA HAT

Fellby: pauses. "Does that actually feel good or no?"

Fellby: ((LOL

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Hellaton: ((DUDE

Muffet: "Yes."

Barchar: (Gaster is Smitty werbenjagermanjensen)

Hellaton: ((IVE HAD THE IDEA FOR AN AU INVOLVING VAATIS HAT BEING THE FOXY GRANDPA HAT INSTEAD

Fellby: Then I'll keep doing that.

Barchar: (One sec I need to find something)

Hellaton: ((im gonna showdown for a bit

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Poppy: ((Rejoined that pokemonrp I was in))

Poppy: ((There are no more trainers))

Poppy: ((It's all pokemon with fucking homestuck names0)

CryingEevee OOC: ((gg))

Verum: ((are you fucking serious

Barchar: (https://twitter.com/Mort3mer/status/747162804751196160 gaster would wear the second shirt here)

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Poppy: ((NO OFFENSE TO THE HOMESTUCK FANS HERE))

Poppy: ((BUT CAN YOU FUCKS STICK TO YOUR OWN GODDAMN FANDOM PLEASE))

Verum: ((to befair msparp is for homestuck

Verum: ((and to be fair the same can be said for many fandoms

Barchar: (That really isn't a fair thing to ask dude)

Barchar: (Fandoms shouldn't be locked in fucking boxes.)

Poppy: ((Still, this isn't a specified Homestuck fandom, panfandom, etc))

Poppy: ((This is a chat exclusively for people to play pokemon OCs))

Poppy: ((And i'[m running into fucking Dave Strider the Ace Trainer))

Verum: ((true

Barchar: (Are they paying pokemon ocs?)

CryingEevee OOC: ((is there a mod on?))

Poppy: ((No))

Barchar: (Then, homestuck references or no, they're following the rules)

Verum: ((though i wouldn't call that not stickking to your own fandom

Verum: ((more just not specifying what is going on

Poppy: ((STILL THIS IS THE THIRD POKEMON CHAT))

Verum: ((don't advertise purely as pokemon if it's pokemon and homestuck

Poppy: ((I actually kind of miss Charat every now and then))

Verum: ((charat had a nice...environment

Verum: ((felt really enveloping

Verum: ((now it's just dark

Barchar: (what do you mean by that?)

Fellby: ((sorry someone down the hall is selling ps3 games for 5 bucks a piece

Verum: ((charat's set up was nice

Poppy: ((Chime))

Poppy: ((Buy them and mail them to me))

Verum: ((the system was poor, with message eating and such, but the way it looked and felt

Poppy: ((My address is Sydney Australia, 42, Wallaby Lane))

Barchar: (Charat did look nice)

Barchar: (the ooc buttons and statuses were useful)

Barchar: (and the /me was better)

Barchar: (but otherwise eh i don't miss it)

Verum: ((i don't remember the /me but i do remember not liking it

CryingEevee OOC: ((the /me was literally just adding "- -"))

Verum: ((yeah

Barchar: (not good)

Verum: ((i do like the ooc button though

Barchar: (but better than this)

Verum: ((meh

Fellby: ((i miss the statuses

CryingEevee OOC: thinks this /me is wayy better

Verum: ((what statuses? i don't remember statuses

CryingEevee OOC: ((status were nice.))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i never used them though))

Barchar: (this is fine but it's not great seeing as it just adds an asterisk and removes the colon)

Barchar: (WEll, and uses the full name)

Verum: ((i don't like the full name thing

Barchar: (Though I don't actually like that much, I liked being able to put my actual name there)

Barchar: (character shrotcuts are a fucking godsend thoguh)

Verum: ((yeah

Fellby: ((oh yeah

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, that's kinda a complaint. and shortcuts are really helpful))

Verum: ((i'm gonna see how this is in light theme

Barchar: (all in all, msparp is better than charat)

Barchar: (but there are certain things I wish it had)

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Verum: ((i've been in darkness so long, light just feels like negative

Verum: ((wow that sounds sad

Fellby: ((i like the dark theme, it's easier on the eyes

Barchar: (yeah it's just fucking too bright)

Barchar: (also chime did you see the thing i linked for you)

Fellby: ((no

Verum: ((oh my god

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh yeah, this seems wayy brighter than i remember))

Barchar: (https://twitter.com/Mort3mer/status/747162804751196160 the shirt on the right, the thought of gaster wearing it amuses me)

Verum: ((do msparp classic it looks exactly light charat

CryingEevee OOC: ((i thought it was gray not white))

Verum: ((like*

Verum: ((and not exactly, the text is still smol

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Fellby: ((super cool grampy

Verum: ((msparp classic (dark)...so much nicer

Barchar: (this isn't really exactly like charat either)

Barchar: (there was a nice green to it)

Fellby: ((gaster isn't a grand dad yet tho, right?

Barchar: (also this makes the text colors look suuuuper washed out)

Verum: ((WAIT

Verum: ((BLOO

Hellaton: ((hes maxie and graytons 7 grand dad

Verum: ((BLOO CAN YOU MAKE PARP LIKE CHARAT

Barchar: (I don't think so)

Fellby: ((oh yeah that's right!

Verum: ((dammit he's not here

Verum: ((but i'm sure he can do it

Gaster: -He's just realized he's a Grand Dad.-

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Barchar: sighs, looking at Poppy. "Poor girl."

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Hellaton: nods.

Hellaton: ((*they, btw

Gaster: [sub]"... fleentstones?"[/sub]

Verum: ((they*

Verum: ((sorry

Muffet: feels an odd urge to be mad at Gaster. It passes.

Hellaton: ((just letting u know

Jäger Leyline: wakes up, drooling a bit

Verum: hey.

Hellaton: is also a GRAND DAD

Jäger Leyline: ..hey zam

Gaster: -He's not even in the bar.-

MettatonSEX: -Fleentstones?-

Barchar: "You are not a graceful sleeper."

Muffet: that's why it's just an odd urge

Gaster: -Ooooh....-

Verum: ((why are people grand dad

Hellaton: ((bc theyre grandfathers

Jäger Leyline: yrahb Ovve bbeeenn tooldd zam

Verum: ((oh okay

CryingEevee OOC: ((are we just like, not doing pmd today?))

Jäger Leyline: (but hella has no kids

Verum: ...you okay?

Verum: ((i think we're just not doing pmd today

Fellby: snickers at Jager.

Barchar: chuckles. "Evidently not a graceful waker, either."

Hellaton: ((hella is the stepdad of frisk, glamor, and corsiva

Fellby: ((maxie: *sees gaster* GRAND DAD! muffet: don't

Jäger Leyline: (yeah step dad

Hellaton: ((so frisks kids are technically his grandkids

Muffet: ("I will murder you, small child")

Jäger Leyline: (step

Barchar: (wait fris has kids)

Verum: ((7

Fellby: ((adopted

Barchar: (wow she really does not talk about them ever)

Hellaton: ((frisk has two kids with nancy

Jäger Leyline: (everytinh is step for hella as he steps all over the kids

Hellaton: ((dude no

Jäger Leyline: (well he is what likw 8 foor? likely to step on someone

Barchar: (THERE'S A SEQUEL TO BAD RATS)

Hellaton: ((8'8"

Fellby: ((to be a 7 grand dad you must have seven grand kids

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Jäger Leyline: (dem kids are stepping stonea

CryingEevee OOC: ((BAD RATS SEQUEL?))

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Hellaton: ((he is very careful

Barchar: (Bad rats show)

Barchar: (I just saw it)

Jäger Leyline: (but thats what step grandfathers do

Barchar: (looking through steam)

Barchar: (A FUCKING SEQUEL TO FUCKING BAD RATS)

CryingEevee OOC: ((it has GORE!?))

Jäger Leyline: (these boot at meant to step all over you

Barchar: (I ASSUME)

Verum: ((remind me to ask bloo about the charat thing

Hellaton: ((no theyre meant to accentuate beautiful legs

Barchar: (k)

: ((JUST GOT A BSOD RIPPPPP

Verum: ((bsod?

Fellby: ((rip

: ((blue screen of death

Verum: ((bullshit overdose?

Barchar: (wait weren't we supposed to do pmd)

Verum: ((oh okay rip

Verum: ((yes we were

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Barchar: (oh well)

: ((we were but uh

Verum: ((rip

: ((not now anymore i guess

Barchar: (I think we all forgot lol)

: ((you all did

Verum: ((actually i reminded frisk like 2 times

Verum: ((so

CryingEevee OOC: ((i remembered. i just didn't ask))

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Verum: ((i didn't

DamnDude: (( MFW I spend 4 full days making a level and no one plays it at all ))

Verum: ((rip

DamnDude: (( Fuck the LBP3 community. ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i know frisky doesn't like constantly being asked))

DamnDude: (( I'd have at least five at this point from LBP2 ))

Verum: ((2 isn't constant ;0;

Verum: ((;-;

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i meant, that's why i didn't ask at all))

Verum: ((oh okay

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Poppy: "..."

CryingEevee OOC: ((otherwise, i would've asked quite a bit))

Hellaton: ...

CryingEevee OOC: ((so, if it's not today when's it getting pushed? next tuesday?))

: ((possibly sunday

Poppy: ((>Sunday))

Poppy: ((Okay guess we're not gonna do Bravoh again))

Jäger Leyline: (did slarv talk to his superior?

Fellby: ((if i had a stable internet connection i'd say absolutely not

Fellby: ((because bravoh's been delayed once

Hellaton: ((not sunday i want vaati to strut his stuff

Poppy: ((Fuck it, fuck my arc, fuck me. Go ahead, take Sunday again))

Verum: ((aw

Poppy: ((At this point PMD takes Precedence in the arc food chain))

Verum: ((i want barvoh

Barchar: (No Laharl)

: ((WAIT NO

Hellaton: ((no, we are doing bravoh sunday

CryingEevee OOC: ((they said "possibly" laharl))

: ((NEXT TUESDAY

Barchar: (Look we can wait a bit Frisky)

Barchar: (yeah)

Hellaton: ((thats fine frisky

: ((We are not fucking Laharl over

Verum: ((we were gonna do it next tuesday anyway though

Verum: ((isn't it tuesday + thursdays

Jäger Leyline: (whats tmw?

: ((I just forgot about Bravoh bein' Sunday

Hellaton: ((tomorrow is friday

DamnDude: (( Enters a dive in game, get's kicked ))

Jäger Leyline: (slarv doing an arc tmw?

Hellaton: ((oh i might be late tomorrow

Hellaton: ((i think

Fellby: ((i might not be on at all tomorrow

DamnDude: (( Yes, or it's delayed to saturday depending when he's on ))

Barchar: (I actually haven't seen slarv at all lately)

: ((Slarv is back tomorrow

Verum: ((brb

Hellaton: ((i hope everything is ok

Poppy: ((OH RIGHT YES SLARV IS BACK TOMORROW))

DamnDude: (( He was on today? Or he was def on last night ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((if it's possible, i would like pmd today. but if people have to go soon, then i'm fine with it being pushed back, just a little disappointed))

Poppy: ((Which means I get to use Miyu again))

Poppy: ((My mood just got a lot better))

Jäger Leyline: (I saw him a few hours aho

Poppy: ((Unless it's not tomorrow))

: ((Laharl I am not fucking stealing your arc

Fellby: ((hang on i'm gonna check to see if i can parp on mobile

: ((Have your Sunday holyness

Poppy: ((Just take the goddamn thing))

Hellaton: ((i parp on mobile

Poppy: ((Half of my players are somewhere off in another dimension))

: ((No

Poppy: ((Two have lost their teams))

DamnDude: (( I'm also gonna bring in someone later tonight probably, just because I haven't rped at all today or yesterday and very little tuesdays ))

Verum: ((back

: (([I]No I fucking won't.[/i]

: ((You take the damn thing.))

Verum: ((laharl we want bravoh

: ((I'm not stepping on your arc.))

Fellby: ((I want bravoh.

: ((I want Bravoh.))

Poppy: ((Fine then, i'll start rescheduling))

: ((Just fuckin' do it for fuck's sake.))

Verum: ((I want bravoh.

Verum: ((yay

Hellaton: ((laharl we want bravoh. only push it away if you need to for personal reasons

Barchar: (I'm not even in Bravoh and I want you to be able to do it)

Verum: ((yeah if you need to then that's fine

Verum: ((but don't just...do it

Verum: ((defend yourself

CryingEevee OOC: ((is there not a free day pmd can replace? or is the nearest day actually tuesday))

Poppy: ((Idc at this point because i've done two pokemon arcs and i'm not exactly too hyped about contuing them when theres another pokemon arc on the table at this time))

Poppy: ((More than one pokemon arc at a time just gets stale imo))

: ((H

: ((Hm.*

Barchar: (pmd and bravoh are two totally different things though)

: ((^

Verum: ((idk what an arc is surrounded around, i care what it IS

Hellaton: ((i really like all of them bc theyre all different

Fellby: ((Test

Verum: ((they're both pokemon, but in terms of what they REALLY ARE, they aren't the same at all.

: ((Your style is completely fucking different because it's based on the main series but with a twist

Fellby: ((okay cool the message sends

Hellaton: ((ye

: ((My arc is based on a spinoff

: ((A [i]spinoff[/i]

Poppy: ((Meh, i'm gonna gof uckin))

Poppy: ((Plant a support token))

Verum: ((...okay

Poppy: ((On diep.io))

: ((Fucking fine

Poppy: ((Brb))

Barchar: (and uses it's own characters and has a different battle system)

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Poppy: http://prntscr.com/bvycpg

Poppy: I...

Poppy: THats how you reply to it.

Poppy: THATS HOW YOU FUCKING REPLY TO THAT

Poppy: That is DEVIANTART ROLEPLAYING

Fellby: ((wowie

Verum: ((*insert normal here*

Verum: ((*shit is fucked

Verum: (("fucking dammit serious"

Fellby: ((... is it weird i have a tab open with a fitting sound effect for that

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Poppy: ((I AM SALTIER THAN THE FUCKING PACIFIC))

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Fellby: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljV66SeMW6k

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Verum: ((i hate when people say people have become more incompetent because the internet

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Verum: ((people aren't any worse than they were before. they just can express how incompetent they are now. they didn't become any worse.

Poppy: (((I'm a better writer because of the internet imo

Verum: ((i'm a better everything because of the internet

DamnDude: (( I might be laughing my ass off ))

Verum: ((why

DamnDude: (( Toggle's grab animation when they are directly in front of sackboy is literally bending over ))

DamnDude: (( There is no way around it ))

Verum: ((lol

DamnDude: (( It is literally him shoving his ass into sackboy's face too because of the height difference ))

: ((Question: Who would you vote for President

: (("none"

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Hellaton: ((anyone but trump

Verum: (("yes"

Verum: ((i...really don't like any of the choices

: ((So that means voting for Hillary

Verum: ((though i've said that before

Hellaton: ((yeah

Poppy: ((I'd vote for giant meteor)

Verum: ((i hate them both and don't kill me but i'd rather trump than hillary

Poppy: ((#JustEndItAlready))

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Hellaton: ((shes better than letting a racist homophobic asshole run the country

: ((If we end the Earth that means we all going to hell

: ((But

Poppy: ((Atleast Trump isn't a fucking criminal))

Fellby: ((i'm voting for a refridgerator, 'cause america needs to chill

: ((We're already in hell

Verum: ((YES

: ((So we're fine

Verum: ((#REFRIGERATOR2K16

DamnDude: (( I haven't said this here, but think about it ))

Hellaton: ((i mean hillarys not the best but gdi she doesnt go against my life

Poppy: ((#JustfuckingcheatandletObamahaveathirdterm

CryingEevee OOC: ((#ivotedforbowser))

Verum: ((#theodoreroosevelt5thtermpls

Hellaton: ((that was fdr

Verum: ((fdr?

CryingEevee OOC: ((franklin roosevelt))

Verum: ((federal doctor retards?

Barchar: (if trump becomes president he's gonna be fucking assassinated)

Hellaton: ((franklin delano roosevelt

Verum: ((oh whoops

Barchar: (and nobody is going to be sad)

DamnDude: (( It's a racist person with the attitude with the mindset of Ronald Reagan VS an insane person with the actions of Ronald Reagan ))

Hellaton: ((pls ont say the r word

Verum: ((#franklinroosevelt5thtermpls

Verum: ((oh shit

Verum: ((sorry

DamnDude: (( Wait wrong president ))

DamnDude: (( Shit ))

Hellaton: ((ty

DamnDude: (( Richard Nixon* ))

Fellby: ((i get the feeling that if trump is elected he'll become a worse criminal than hilary is

DamnDude: (( Not Ronald Reagan ))

Verum: ((at this point i don't care who the president is

Hellaton: ((at least hillarys not going to deport my friends

Fellby: ((through abuse of power

Verum: ((it's either someone who does nothing or someone who does chaos

Hellaton: ((^

Fellby: ((anyway i gtg

Hellaton: ((bye

Verum: ((bye chime

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Hellaton: ((that ^ was to chime

DamnDude: (( I am hoping for the best result ))

Verum: ((as long as the president doesn't ruin everything idc

Verum: ((they can fuck up as long as they do more good than bad

Hellaton: ((the best result is trump dropping dead ngl

DamnDude: (( Either person gets elected, and then get forced to resign as soon as possible ))

Verum: ((actually true, then people wouldn't fucking destroy each other bc trump wasn't elected

DamnDude: (( At that point, I'd prefer Hillary ))

Hellaton: ((just as long as trump does not take office

DamnDude: (( Because, I fucking hate Mike Pence ))

Poppy: ((Hillary's strategy so far is 'lol im a woman lol feminism' while i'm also pretty sure Trump wasn't expecting to actually become president))

Poppy: ((Either way, both are horrible options))

: ((Right

Poppy: ((I wish we could just give Obama a fucking third term))

Verum: ((also if you look at hillary's site it's also "kids have too many fucking punishments they should never be punished ever"

Verum: ((trump sucks too

Verum: ((this sucks

: ((We need new fucking canidates

Verum: ((wait

DamnDude: (( This all happened because people are idiots and can ))

Verum: ((what if we were allowed to vote for new candidates if we don't like any of the options

Hellaton: ((we are but dont

DamnDude: (( can't see good options and are too pissy over 'ooh we need a new type of politican' ))

Poppy: ((So this giratina wantds to fight me))

Poppy: ((And I can see the rufkcing roflstomp from a mile away already))

DamnDude: (( So we have a criminal and a racist ))

: ((Satan wants to fight you

Verum: ((seems legit

Hellaton: ((id rather have giratina be president

: ((I'd rather have Arceus be POTUS

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'd still vote for bowser))

Barchar: (#Darkrai4Prez)

Verum: ((i'd also like caterpie

Darkrai: ((do it

Hellaton: ((but since they cant run as a citizen of the distortion world, id rather the criminal over the racist

CryingEevee OOC: ((seriously, bowser 2016. let's make it happen.))

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Poppy: ((MV you'd vote for literally any pokemon))

Hellaton: ((not true

DamnDude: (( Either politican fucks over a large group of my friends either way ))

Verum: (("only not zubat"

Poppy: ((Okay, i'll narrow it down))

Poppy: ((Any bipedal pokemon that looks slightly badass))

Verum: ((also nobody complained about sonic boom rip

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Hellaton: ((i wouldnt vote for: wingull, pelipper, alomomola, luvdisc, magikarp

Barchar: (I'd vote for Gardevoir)

CryingEevee OOC: ((mv hates water types))

Hellaton: ((id vote golbat for potus

Poppy: ((I'd vote for Zygarde imo))

Poppy: ((Being of order))

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Hellaton: ((i hate seagulls

Verum: ((oh true

Barchar: (Okay but to what extent)

Verum: ((go zygarde

Hellaton: ((seagulls are DICKS

: ((I'd vote for Yveltal, we can all fucking die

Hellaton: ((same

Verum: ((fair enough

Verum: ((i arranged my playlist so every 3 songs is dank and the other 2 are a good rip or a legit song

Hellaton: ((seagulls steal my food and i threw a rock at one

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i'de vote kaiba for president.and have everything based around childrens card games))

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Poppy: ((HEY GUYS REMEMBER AN RPER NAMED KAIDIGEM))

Poppy: ((THAT CAME HERE DURING XYZZY?))

: ((I'd vote Frisky for POTUS

CryingEevee OOC: ((no?))

Hellaton: ((no

Verum: ((no?

DamnDude: (( Not really ))

: ((no

Barchar: (not at all)

Verum: ((i know them but i don't know them being here

Verum: ((why do you ask

Poppy: ((THEY WERE THE CREATOR OF UNDERTALECRINGE))

Verum: ((yeah i know that

Hellaton: ((oh no

: ((WOWIE

Barchar: (wuh-oh)

Barchar: (Is there more to this story)

Verum: ((wait

Verum: (([i]wait[/i]

Verum: ((i see your point

: ((...Is this a bad?))

Poppy: ((Nah))

Verum: ((well it could m---oh okay

Poppy: ((He's a decent guy, and this was a while ago))

Hellaton: ((ohthankgrop

Poppy: ((But we dodged a fucking bullet))

: ((Jeeeesus))

Barchar: (OH good I was really worried)

Verum: ((wait does anyone remember that mechanic with the turret and such back in xyzzy

Barchar: (no)

Verum: ((iirc they were...rubikill or something

Verum: ((what happened to them

Hellaton: ((why did i default to grop wtf

Barchar: (the only xyzzy rper i remember was the papyrus)

Barchar: (that's just not here)

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: ((Rip))

Mettafeld: (( hi

Verum: ((BLOO

Hellaton: ((gdi wander

Verum: ((BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hellaton: ((hi

: ((hi bloo

CryingEevee OOC: ((i remember rad dummy was a person.))

Verum: ((i remember rad dummy

Barchar: (That name caguely rings a bell)

Barchar: (was that like)

Barchar: (fresh mad dummy)

Verum: ((anyway bloo i was wondering if you could make msparp charat-style

Verum: ((it was the one that drove on a skateboard and flipped around and such

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Mettafeld: (( wut

Mettafeld: (( what do you mean msparp charat style

Verum: ((remember what charat looked like

Verum: ((make it look like that

Mettafeld: (( oh

Verum: ((with the green and the big text and it's left aligned and

Verum: ((yeah

Poppy: http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-403476912

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Poppy: WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF

Verum: ((deja vu?

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Mettafeld: (( so what's going on

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Verum: ((not much

Jäger Leyline: (when was the last time we played Carda against humanity?

Barchar: (HEYAEYAEYAEYAE)

Barchar: (a long time ago)

: ((A ducking looong time))

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: ((People still play very occasionally))

Verum: ((long time ago

: ((I think))

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Jäger Leyline: (we should do it again

Verum: ((sure

Barchar: sighs. "Jager. Permission to girlfriend lean?"

Barchar: (I'd be willing)

: ((I kinda fell bad that we practically ditched everyone at Xyzzy))

Jäger Leyline: heh always

Verum: ((i don't feel bad for leaving, i feel bad for the people who still go

Barchar: girlfriend lean engaged

CryingEevee OOC: ((pretty sure we're the majority))

Verum: ((i saw a post on cau

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

: ((oh shit))

Verum: ((it was a game of xyzzy

Jäger Leyline: (actually I cant do it now

Verum: ((the last post before that was 20 days ago

Verum: ((just shows we aren't quite cau anymore

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Barchar: (Yeah)

: ((Does MsTorie exists anymore?))

Barchar: (but what else can we call ourself)

Verum: ((hmm

: ((She is else where right?))

: seven [Mettafeld] is now seven [Nereid].

CryingEevee OOC: ((i brought this up quite a while ago and it got brushed away the same way.))

Verum: ((i think mstoriel sticks to discord now

Jäger Leyline: (yeah I heard shes at discord

Verum: ((hmmm

Verum: ((cau has a ring to it, but we're...just not cau

Verum: ((i guess we could keep the acronym but change the words

Barchar: (Yeah)

Verum: ((or we could literally just be cau. not as an acronym, just...that's what we are

Barchar: (That's probably the best option)

Barchar: (That also works)

Hellaton: ((Cool Assholes roleplay Undertale

Nereid: (( Originally we decided on Charat and Undertale

Nereid: (( maybe

Nereid: (( Cringe about Undertale

CryingEevee OOC: ((we're not cards against undertale, but we're the comunity of cards against undertale))

Jäger Leyline: ((MaU

Barchar: (Well, Charat isn't really hear)

Poppy: ((Characters and Universes))

CryingEevee OOC: ((still))

Barchar: (here*)

Verum: ((alright

: ((Chat about Undertale))

Verum: ((are we doing option one where we find cau new words

Verum: ((or option two where it's just...cau

CryingEevee OOC: ((well, we also would have to change the msparp room name))

Hellaton: ((i mean i dont care either way

Barchar: (I'm honestly fine with just doing 'CaU' as a name, with no real acronym)

Verum: ((true

CryingEevee OOC: ((so, the name could jsut be a relic))

: ((Let's just))

Barchar: (shit how often do we call ourselves anything other than CaU? not often)

Verum: ((i'm fine with either but i's prefer it as a name

Verum: ((i'd*

: ((Keep it as CaU but have it lose its meaning))

Hellaton: ((yeah

Verum: ((sure

Jäger Leyline: (conversations about Undies

: ((Kinda like a souvenir from olden days))

Verum: ((from this day forth. we are simply CAU.

: ((Cuck an Undyne))

Verum: ((agreed?

Barchar: (except for our url but ssshh)

: ((SHHSHSH))

CryingEevee OOC: ((well, everything named "cardsagainstundertale" is still "cardsagainstundertale" instead of "CaU"))

Hellaton: ((agreed

Verum: ((well we could just change that

CryingEevee OOC: ((can we?))

Verum: ((yeah

: ((Not the room link))

Verum: ((it'd be a mini-site change

: ((We should keep the room link the same))

Nereid: (( inb4 completely new site

Jäger Leyline: (so what is discord?

: ((Change the subreddit to something new.))

Barchar: (yeeeah let's not change anything)

Verum: ((we never use subreddit so meh

: ((And actually get a backup. Unless we have one))

Barchar: (with the url or anything)

Verum: ((well if we don't change anything we're still cards against undertale so i don't see why we went through with this

CryingEevee OOC: ((i vote we just keep the name as a relic. even if we don't play cards anymore))

: ((Btw))

CryingEevee OOC: ((no need to change))

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

: ((Do we have a backup?))

Barchar: (Yeah, do that and just refer to ourselves as CaU as much as possible otherwise)

Verum: ((sortofish

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: ((We need a fail safe for when MSPARP does the fuck))

Nereid: (( terminallycapricious

Barchar: (we have a terminally capricious i think)

Verum: ((the backup is in the chat description

: ((What is it?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((we usually just call ourselves CaU only anyway))

: ((Cause I've never been to it))

Nereid: (( http://rp.terminallycapricio.us/chat/caubk

Poppy: ((I just fought a team of six giratinas))

CryingEevee OOC: ((terminallycapricious is too temporary.))

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Poppy: ((And then six Mewtwo Mega Ga-Y!))

Barchar: (I guess but where else could we go)

: ((Okay thanks))

Barchar: (isn't charat kinda ded)

CryingEevee OOC: ((i think if all goes to hell, charat might be up under a new url))

Nereid: (( Charat is up

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Nereid: (( It's been up recently

Nereid: (( But it's a wasteland

Verum: ((i'm actually trying to get into charat right now so

Jäger Leyline: boyfriend side hug engaged

Barchar: (oh huh)

: ((Also))

CryingEevee OOC: ((charat doesn't have the same url i know that much))

Barchar: (well why need anything other than a wasteland for a backup)

: ((On the terms of me wanting to bring in a new character))

Hellaton: sighs, crossing his legs.

: ((It's gonna spoil kid Icarus uprising. Is anyone not okay with this))

Verum: ((...it doesn't seem to work

Verum: ((i made an account but going to chats just...

Verum: ((takes you back

Hellaton: ((im fine with it

CryingEevee OOC: ((i've play KiU completely so i'm fine))

Barchar: (Ooooh are you gonna be hades)

Jäger Leyline: something the matter arm bot?

: ((The CHARAT was simply /cau ))

Verum: ((in fact nothing does anything

Hellaton: ...Well the fact I'm not a bot!

Verum: ((it's just variations of the main page

Verum: ((i assume it's in progress

Barchar: (So it's like)

Barchar: (the fucking website is dummyd out)

: ((Not gonna be jades))

Barchar: (interesting)

: ((Fuck))

: ((Might bring him later if I want))

Hellaton: crosses his arms.

Barchar: (Oh, so, like, Vridi?)

: ((Viridi))

Barchar: (I like Viridi)

Jäger Leyline: leg bot?

Hellaton: ...

Barchar: "His name is Hellaton."

: ((Viridi=best goddess))

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, viridi))

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Jäger Leyline: no sense of humor

Barchar: (Gotta love the small snarky tsundere goddess)

Barchar: (the small snarky pyscho tsundere goddes)

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CryingEevee OOC: ((maybe that would give me the excuse to be dark pit /s))

Hellaton: I don't like being called arm bot or leg bot, but more importantly, this human form is so needy.

Barchar: (Okay if we're assigning KiU characters I call palutena)

Hellaton: ((i havent played kid icarus

Jäger Leyline: (oh shit I forgot hella was human

CryingEevee OOC: ((if we're calling them beforehand, i'll call dark pit))

Hellaton: ((at all

: ((You guys can take everything but Viridi))

Verum: ((me neither

Hellaton: ((but i call medusa

Barchar: (I haven't played it)

Barchar: (I just watched lps)

Verum: ((i call nothing

CryingEevee OOC: ((uprising is the only one you need to play))

: ((It's good))

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's good, you just need to adjust the land controls))

Hellaton: ((does it have r2 or am i good for watching a lp

Verum: ((nearing 400 repeats

CryingEevee OOC: ((no rule 2))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i don't think anyway))

Hellaton: ((ok good

CryingEevee OOC: ((i doubt it does))

Barchar: (not a smidge of it)

Hellaton: ((ty

: ((The original isn't important for like, anything having to do with RP. Also, total play time will be like, a week or two, for all the main mission, without USUING higher difficulties))

: Using*

: ((I don't believe there is rule two))

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, thought hades had the possibility of mentioning something like that in passing))

Poppy: ((I'm looking through the charat rooms))

Poppy: ((The 'request' rooms are desperate af

Verum: ((that's possible?

Verum: ((i couldn't do anything

Verum: ((page's links just sent to main page

Barchar: (Well, it's possible that Viridi might also have some sort of reference in the 'are you trying to' kind of way)

: ((I'd just, be careful))

Barchar: (but as far as I remember, no r2)

Jäger Leyline: -said arm kid theb

Hellaton: ((well thats just bad wording, itd get a minor anxiety attack

Jäger Leyline: then*

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's rated... one sec i doubt there's rule two but let me check the ersb rating))

: ((I feel like the scene with dark pit falling might, but I don't remember))

Hellaton: is 96

Hellaton: ((probably not if its accidental

Barchar: (Man, I feel bad for you, having such a huge problem with such a common term)

CryingEevee OOC: ((e10 sooo))

Hellaton: ((yeah

: ((No there's a different reason.))

: ((He does fall though, unintentionally))

CryingEevee OOC: ((could be in light terms but not the word))

Barchar: (amazon pandora is probably all that e10)

Jäger Leyline: -eh-

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah))

CryingEevee OOC: ((amazon pandora is... T at least))

: ((And any character with tits))

Barchar: (Her and...oh, who's her name)

Barchar: (the elctric chick, assist trophy in sm4sh?)

CryingEevee OOC: ((who?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((phosphora))

: ((Kragalanche))

Barchar: (yeah her)

Barchar: (what no)

: ((Yes))

Barchar: (cragalanche is the fucking rock monster)

CryingEevee OOC: ((i just remembered kiu has multplayer))

: ((Yeah))

: ((I know))

: ((2hot))

Verum: ((laharl how did you even get into charat

CryingEevee OOC: ((what's your preferred weapon type? mine is palms))

: ((Bows or claws))

: ((Depends))

Barchar: (I mean I haven't played it but I'd probably do claws or clubs or some melee thing)

Verum: ((clows

Poppy: http://charatrp.com/requests

: ((In multiplayer I use claws most of the time))

Hellaton: ((axes-- wait this isnt fire emblem

: ((Clubs suck))

Verum: (("You must confirm your email to start using Charat. If you are experiencing issues, please email help@charatrp.com."

Verum: ((i'm a piece of shit that's why i can't go anywhere

: ((Orbitars suck))

Poppy: Poppy just, leans back on the bar couch.

Barchar: ()g

Nereid: (( oh shit on the requests page

Verum: ((g

Poppy: Nervously grabbing her arm, arm. The cameras are scanning the room.

Nereid: (( "Callie"

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'mma freakin replay kiu))

Barchar: (gg*)

CryingEevee OOC: ((...sometime))

: ((I did not too long ago))

Hellaton: sighs.

Verum: ((oh.

Verum: ((the email is just called "help"

CryingEevee OOC: ((i haven't played it in like a year or two))

: ((I started replaying Dark Moon recently()

Verum: ((that fucking scared me until i realized

Barchar: (Help_tale)

Poppy: ((TF2 YOU TRY TO RP A COCKY AS FUCK BUG CATCHER))

Poppy: ((BUT EVERYONE IN THE RP SUCKS ASS))

: (("help"))

Barchar: (thankthankthankthankthankthankthankthankthankthankthankthank)

Hellaton: ((im not dealing with the orc heads

Poppy: ((SO YOUR CHARACTER ISN'T COCKY IN THE SLIGHTEST HE'S JUST FUCKING GOOD))

: ((-Clicks and computer explodes.-))

Hellaton: sighs again.

Poppy: ((Dark Cloud is where it's at))

Poppy: ((Love that game))

Poppy: ((Was thinking of rping Xiao one day))

Verum: ((wait

Verum: ((i imagine

Verum: ((there's no fucking people on charat

Hellaton: How do humans deal with being human?

Verum: ((people are scrolling through

Verum: ((and then there's CaU with a ton of people

Poppy: "...Constant surveillance to know w-what you are?"

Verum: ((indirect advertising gg

Barchar: "We got used to it, a"

Verum: well in my case i just made myself god so.

Verum: though i guess i'm not really human.

Barchar: (I don't know what my keyboard is doing, ignore that 'a')

Hellaton: ...No, like, having to eat and being so vulnerable.

Poppy: (( http://prntscr.com/bvyq6e ...MV? ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((are we hidden on charat? like just scrolling through groups can you not find us?))

Verum: eating is fun.

Poppy: ((Got anything to say about that?))

: ((Also, if you guys pick other KIU characters, they don't have to be from the same timeline))

Barchar: "We got used to it."

Verum: and vulnerability can be changed.

Poppy: "...Constant s-surveillance while you eat, and e-embracing vulnerability?"

Barchar: "Hellaton, we evolved with this. It's not like you, where it just suddenly happened."

Barchar: "And no, Poppy."

Hellaton: ((i wouldnt rp ganondorf or rp vaati romantically with anyone except ravio

Poppy: The completely different answers of tow completely different people from completely different universes.

Hellaton: ((or zant

Hellaton: ((and that one potential thing with asgore

Nereid: (( Tri

Verum: ((hello

: ((Also MV isn't triggered by light violence))

Verum: ((http://charatrp.com/cau

: ((I mean))

Nereid: (( We should rehearse History of Japan from the top

Verum: ((who's absolution

Barchar: (oh god)

Nereid: (( me

Hellaton: ((i would never do underage

Verum: ((oh okay

Verum: ((also sure

Nereid: (( ok

Verum: ((not now though

Nereid: (( oh

CryingEevee OOC: ((did old charat need an account?))

Nereid: (( no

Hellaton: ((and vaati will do heavy violence

Poppy: "...S-Sorry."

: ((No))

CryingEevee OOC: ((didn't think so.))

Hellaton: Not your fault.

Poppy: ((OKAY I'M LEAVING CHARAT REQUESTS))

Poppy: ((SOMEONE WANTS GENJI/HANZO CEST NOPE))

Verum: ((400 REPEATS

Verum: ((WOO

: ((Nope))

Nereid: (( I just had the idea of a character that speaks in History of Japan style jingles

: (("Brother!"

Poppy: (("Brother! You're alive!"

Poppy: (("Let me fondle your gonads!"))

: (("i don't know who you are."

Verum: ((aka bill wurtz jingles

: seven [Nereid] is now seven [m3ttaton].

: (("Ah shit wait"

: (("You don't know who I am."

m3ttaton: (( yes, bill wurtz jingles

Verum: ((that guy does more stuff, history of jpana was just his big thing though

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m3ttaton: (( i feel a mettaton would be the best for this

Verum: ((fuck lag. japan*

m3ttaton: (( I know

Hellaton: ...Don't you ever get tired of having to eat or anythin?

: (("This is one hell of a misunderstanding"))

m3ttaton: (( I've seen his other shit, it's brilliant

Poppy: "...I-It makes good p-publicity to b-be seen eating?"

Verum: ((yeah

Hellaton: ((don't fall down

Verum: ((anyway is it possible you could make msparp like old charat? sorta?

m3ttaton: (( yes

Verum: ((woooooooo

Poppy: (("Listen dude I thought you were my younger brother"))

Poppy: (("me and him kinda have a thing going"))

Verum: depends.

Poppy: (("sorry zenyatta"))

Hellaton: It's not about publicity.

Verum: people have a fetish for that so.

Verum: also that.

Hellaton: ....

Verum: ((WAIT FUCK

Verum: ((HELLA IS RIGHT

Verum: ((TEHERE

Hellaton: Can you not talk about that please.

Verum: ((dammit

Verum: okay.

: (("Very dishonor."))

Hellaton: ((verum didnt know

Poppy: "..." Poppy seems just as disgusted.

Verum: ((True

: (("MUDA MUDA."))

Verum: ((yay organacy

Poppy: ((YOU DISHONOR FAMARY))

Verum: ((i just coined the word organacy

: ((The fuck does MUDA MUDA even mean))

Hellaton: It's... very uncomfortable and I woukd appreciate not talking about that.

Hellaton: ((muda is a japanese word meaning useless

m3ttaton: A Mettaton enters the bar.

Verum: ah, sorry. i'll remember that for the future.

Verum: hello.

Hellaton: Thank you.

Hellaton: And hello.

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Verum: ((wait it really means useless

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Verum: ((well there's +1 similarity to mad dummy

Hellaton: ((yep

Poppy: ((WAIT IT'S SPELLED MUDA MUDA))

Poppy: ((I THOUGHT IT WAS MADA MADA))

Hellaton: ((md is definitely dio

Verum: ((lol

: ((MUDA MUDA))

Hellaton: ((MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!

: ((MUDA MUDA MUDA))

Barchar: (omg new charat sucks balls)

Verum: ((MUDA MUD AMUDA MUDA

m3ttaton: "hello, i'm [i][color=#ff0000]M[/color][color=#ff7f00]e[/color][color=#ffbf00]t[/color][color=#ffff00]t[/color][color=#00ff00]a[/color][color=#00ff80]t[/color][color=#00ffff]o[/color][color=#0000ff]n[/color][/i]"

Verum: ((yes ut dies but to be fair it's in progress

m3ttaton: Rainbow text indicates a Bill Wurtz jingle.

Verum: ((ilagy why

: ((1337 Mettaton))

Verum: ((lag why

Poppy: "...W-What"

Verum: nice to meet you. i'm verum.

Hellaton: ...Hi Mettaton. I'm Hellaton.

Verum: is it just me or is there a lot of mettatons?

Hellaton: There are.

Verum: oh huh.

Poppy: ((I have three different kinds of ways))

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Kitty hops down, striding around the room.-

Hellaton: See, this is why I changed my name.

Poppy: ((Stuttering means constant nervousness, it's more of a tic))

m3ttaton: best squid is sleeping btw

Poppy: ((Elipses on the front means they take a lot of time to think about somethng, or are unsure))

Poppy: ((And ellipses on the back is sadness))

Barchar: (can you do that rainbow without doing it manually)

m3ttaton: (( I could write myself a script to do it

Poppy: An iEye focuses itself on AD for a bit, before going back to Poppy.

Barchar: (not too helpful for me)

m3ttaton: (( But MSPARP just has to be sl[color=#ff0000]i[/color][color=#ff1900]i[/color][color=#ff3300]i[/color][color=#ff4c00]i[/color][color=#ff6600]i[/color][color=#ff7f00]i[/color][color=#ff9400]i[/color][color=#ffaa00]i[/color][color=#ffbf00]i[/color][color=#ffd400]i[/color][color=#ffea00]i[/color][color=#ffff00]i[/color][color=#ccff00]i[/color][color=#99ff00]i[/color][color=#66ff00]i[/color][color=#33ff00]i[/color][color=#00ff00]i[/color][color=#00ff2b]i[/color][color=#00ff55]i[/color][color=#00ff80]i[/color][color=#00ffaa]i[/color][color=#00ffd5]i[/color][color=#00ffff]i[/color][color=#00ccff]i[/color][color=#0099ff]i[/color][color=#0066ff]i[/color][color=#0033ff]i[/color][color=#0000ff]i[/color]ghtly different

m3ttaton: "Hello, Hellaton."

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

m3ttaton: "It's [u][i]nice to meet you[/i][/u]."

m3ttaton: m3ttaton is sort of like Discoton in a way

Verum: doesn't exist rip

m3ttaton: he flashes colors and shit while doing a jingle

Hellaton: Nice to meet you too.

m3ttaton: "...and verum"

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Verum: hey.

Poppy: She always aburptly flinches back every single time theres a loud noise or jingle.

Poppy: Probably because her timeline is pretty much always extremely quiet, and loud noises generally mean someone ust got shot.

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He gon wake up fully gote because of maras muses bullshit Magic tommorow.-

Verum: ((the anydoor beeps

: Marasmus'*

Cowboy Kid: ((yee haw

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Verum: ((Poppy: NO HELP

Barchar: "Hi there, [i][color=red]M[/color][color=orange]e[/color][color=gold]t[/color][color=yellow]t[/color][color=lightgreen]at[/color][color=cyan]o[/color][color=darkblue]n[/color][/i]".

Poppy: Merasmus cackles from the anydoor.

Poppy: As in.

Poppy: He's a copy of the anydoor

Poppy: Next to the anydoor.

Verum: ...

Poppy: He's not fooling anyone.

Cowboy Kid: ((i think i have an old script lying arond

Verum: opens this anydoor.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He thinks this is obvious, but y'know, he don't care.-

Barchar: "You know, MErasmus, you're bad at disguises."

Poppy: It's a constant loop of Heavy's Pizza Song.

Cowboy Kid: (( [b][i][u][color= #ff9900]y[/color][color= #e68a00]e[/color][color= #cc7a00]e[/color] [color= #b36b00]h[/color][color= #995c00]a[/color][color= #804d00]w[/color][/u][/i][/b]

Cowboy Kid: ((byotiful

: ((POOTIS))

Verum: closes this anydoor.

: ((POOTISPOOTISPOOTIS))

Poppy: "YATATATA! YATATAT-*closed*

Cowboy Kid: ((potispencerhere

Verum: i thought that would be more along the lines of me ripping you open, but okay.

m3ttaton: "[i][color=#ff0000]w[/color][color=#ff4000]h[/color][color=#ff7f00]o[/color] [color=#ffd400]i[/color][color=#ffff00]s[/color] [color=#00ff00]t[/color][color=#00ff55]h[/color][color=#00ffaa]a[/color][color=#00ffff]t[/color][color=#0080ff]?[/color][color=#0000ff]?[/color][/i]"

Verum: annoying dude.

Verum: well i have to sleep.

Poppy: Poppy flinches back aain.

Barchar: "A wizard. He cursed us all."

Barchar: "And I hate him."

m3ttaton: [br]J I N G L E S[br]I[br]N[br]G[br]L[br]E[br]S

: ((The door just suddenly goes "...Merasmus" and disappears))

Verum: - A fuckton of machinery comes out of Verum. And then he disappears. -

Verum: ((gtg

Barchar: (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Libic29tjbs for those who don't know the glory of heavy's pizza song)

Hellaton: sits next to Poppy. "It's alright. Nothing will hurt you.

Hellaton: ((bye

Verum: ((gn <3

: Verum [Verum] disconnected.

: ((gn

Poppy: (("I'M GOING, TO ORDER, PIZZA"))

m3ttaton: the Bill Wurtzatton

: seven [m3ttaton] is now seven [m3tttttaton].

m3tttttaton: 5 Ts

Poppy: "..."

Barchar: ("LOOK AT ME I'M ON DA PHONE")

: seven [m3tttttaton] is now seven [m3tttaton].

Poppy: "Y-You're blocking o-one of the iEyes."

Hellaton: Oh, sorry.

: Jäger the Angelic Ninja [Jäger Leyline] joined chat.

Poppy: She's paranoid af about her dorito cameras.

Hellaton: moves to the other side.

: ((YATATATATATA))

m3tttaton: M3T walks up to the bar and simply grabs a Tab.

Hellaton: Is this better?

Poppy: "T-Thank you."

Hellaton: Of course.

m3tttaton: Before grabbing the Tab: "I'll have a [color=#ff0000]T[/color][color=#ff7f00]a[/color][color=#ffff00]b[/color]"

Poppy: Peridot cameras, Bill Cypher cameras, Cave Story Triangle cameras, Illuminati cameras.

Poppy: They're all fucking triangles

Jäger Leyline: uhh

Barchar: obviously they're Bill Peridot, leader of the illuminati, with many experience points cameras

Jäger Leyline: snaps back to reality

m3tttaton: Here's some [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGiYRScEV9M]music for you guys[/url]

Poppy: http://orig14.deviantart.net/3430/f/2012/230/1/9/cave_story_by_rl_3-d5bi0j7.png

Barchar: "You sure are...emphatic."

Jäger Leyline: ..Im tired

Barchar: (Curly brace is great)

Poppy: I'm still planning to RP curly Brave one day.

Poppy: I just gotta come up with a reason for it

Poppy: Brace*

m3tttaton: (( >unturned

Poppy: Curly Brace*

Barchar: A reason for what?

Poppy: POPPY USES "..." BTW

Hellaton: ((so does barchar

Poppy: OKAY GOOD THOUGHT CONFUSION STUCK

Poppy: A reason for Curly to axctually show up, and for a good time.

Poppy: Now, for stupid cave story HCs.

Barchar: oh do tell

Hellaton: ((is cb the pokemon trainer looking one

Poppy: Quote and Curly's 'ears' work like radio atnennae, and, before, were used to get orders. Now they only tune in to shitty contry stations.

Poppy: ((CB is the one on the back))

Hellaton: ((ok cool

Barchar: (no, the one in the ash hat is Quote)

Poppy: ((Also, quick, look at the quote and curly brace locations on your keyboard))

Hellaton: ((i cant

Hellaton: ((ipad bruh

Poppy: ((Thats how quote carries curly during the iron band segment))

Barchar: (I mean a phone keyboard is gonna look the same)

Poppy: ((Thought that was cool))

m3tttaton: "[color=#ff0000]d[/color][color=#ff1000]o[/color][color=#ff2000]o[/color][color=#ff3000]o[/color][color=#ff4000]o[/color][color=#ff4f00]o[/color][color=#ff5f00]o[/color][color=#ff6f00]n[/color][color=#ff7f00]'[/color][color=#ff8f00]t[/color] [color=#ffaf00]f[/color][color=#ffbf00]u[/color][color=#ffcf00]c[/color][color=#ffdf00]k[/color] [color=#ffff00]a[/color][color=#dfff00]r[/color][color=#bfff00]o[/color][color=#9fff00]u[/color][color=#80ff00]n[/color][color=#60ff00]d[/color] [color=#20ff00]w[/color][color=#00ff00]i[/color][color=#00ff20]t[/color][color=#00ff40]h[/color] [color=#00ff80]l[/color][color=#00ff9f]o[/color][color=#00ffbf]o[/color][color=#00ffdf]o[/color][color=#00ffff]o[/color][color=#00dfff]o[/color][color=#00bfff]v[/color][color=#009fff]e[/color][color=#0080ff].[/color][color=#0060ff].[/color][color=#0040ff].[/color][color=#0020ff].[/color][color=#0000ff]![/color]"

Hellaton: ((no

Barchar: (Oh that's cute)

Hellaton: ((ipad looks different

Poppy: gonna admit

Poppy: once you've unlocked curly story you mkight as well delete your save file

Poppy: Because curly is a better player character in all wyas imo

Barchar: Does she actually talk

Barchar: Unlike Quote

Poppy: Yes

Barchar: Awesome

Poppy: And the lizard perosn as the start of the game that says 'wheres your blonde friend'

Poppy: Now says 'Where's your quiet friend?'

Barchar: Can you get the tru ending with Curly

Poppy: Yes

Barchar: Cool

Barchar: I actually have Cave story

Poppy: You can even save Quote's life by having him ride Curly's back.

Barchar: Though I haven't gotten far

Poppy: Cave Story+ over here.

Hellaton: ((nice

Barchar: Well yeah Cave Story+

Poppy: You unlock curly's story by finding her panties, which i'm sure you know.

Barchar: I bought it over the summer sale

Barchar: OH THAT'S HOW YOU UNLOCK IT

Barchar: I KNOW OF IT I DIDN'T KNOW THE PANTIES MADE IT HAPPEN

m3tttaton: (( oh god

m3tttaton: (( my mom just started blasting eurythmics

Poppy: "..."

Barchar: (DANK MEMES ARE MADE OF THESE)

Barchar: (WHO AM I TO DISS THESE MEMES)

Poppy: ((I TRAVELED THE WORLD AND THE SEVEN SEAS))

Cowboy Kid: ((YEE HAW

m3tttaton: (( CK JUST ADDS THAT YEE HAW

Cowboy Kid: ((dats how tha lyrics go

m3tttaton: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLmfSvy4rmo

Poppy: ((we did it reddit))

: ((So I look up))

Poppy: ((So, Flame))

: ((Curly bracket cave story))

m3tttaton: (( wait that song is from 1983

: ((Few rows down))

Poppy: ((Did you take Curly's machine gun in the trade?))

: ((Robot porn))

m3tttaton: (( Holy shit that song is from 1983

Poppy: ((Oh yeah Curly is like, the only female chracter that isn't a mimiga))

Poppy: ((She's got all the porn))

Poppy: ((Her and Misery))

Cowboy Kid: ((im sure somebody would fuck a robit

Poppy: ((MV what do you put in here

Hellaton: ((i would fuck a robot

Poppy: ((There it is

Hellaton: ((if curly is over eighteen shes fair game

Cowboy Kid: ((classic CAU

Poppy: ((Aren't both robots like, decades old))

Cowboy Kid: ((just as i remember

Poppy: ((We know Quote and Curly got shot off for like, 10 years))

Poppy: ((Or a hundred))

Poppy: ((One of those)

m3tttaton: (( http://i.imgur.com/NgAGfd6.png

: Jäger the Angelic Ninja's connection timed out.

Barchar: (I think when it comes to robots)

Barchar: (It's less about actual physical age and more maturity level)

Barchar: (and Curly is probably that)

Hellaton: ((tru

Poppy: ((tRUE))

Hellaton: ((i mean i wouldnt fuck jenny xj9

Poppy: ((Other HCs:))

DamnDude: (( 3 Attempts at dive in, Attempt 1 get kicked immediately, Attempt two sends me back to my pod, attempt three is a person I've seen 3 times today I think. ))

Barchar: (Jenny isn't sexy)

Hellaton: ((bc shes designed as a teenager

Poppy: ((Quote can't talk because he was passed out on the edge of a pool of watter so long, and every now and then it would erode his throat area))

Cowboy Kid: ((Deep conversation about the ethics of fucking fictional robots

Barchar: (I think Jenny is just a bit too nonhuman really)

Barchar: (And actually that's mildly interesting)

Hellaton: ((i like that about her

Hellaton: ((cool

Barchar: (Though if the lizardm'n said quote was quiet anyway)

m3tttaton: (( Fucking Fictional Robots with CaU vol. 17

Barchar: (prolly not)

Barchar: (Yeah I like Jenny's design a lot really)

Poppy: (( GETTING THE BEST ENDING BE LIKE http://imgur.com/gallery/wmFwHKw/new ))

Barchar: (Man was MLTR or MLaaTR or whatever actually good or was I too young to realize it wasn't)

Hellaton: clutches his head, and things start to change. His boots and socks pop off, as he reverts to robot.

Hellaton: ((mlaatr was so good

m3tttaton: He just looks at Hella.

Barchar: "Oh, cool."

Poppy: "..." She moves back a bit.

Barchar: (Okay)

Barchar: (I don't remember that much of it)

Barchar: (I remember two ep-no, three i think)

m3tttaton: "[color=#ff0000]i[/color][color=#ff4000]n[/color][color=#ff7f00]t[/color][color=#ffbf00]e[/color][color=#ffff00]r[/color][color=#80ff00]e[/color][color=#00ff00]s[/color][color=#00ff80]t[/color][color=#00ffff]i[/color][color=#0080ff]n[/color][color=#0000ff]g[/color]"

Hellaton: looks at his hands.

Hellaton: ...I'm back.

Barchar: (one where Jenny met the last eight Xs)

Hellaton: I'm me again!

Hellaton: ((ye

Barchar: (ALSO MIGHTY NUMBER 9 IS TOTALLY A MLaaTR RIPOFF)

Hellaton: is smiling.

Barchar: (one where Jenny was with some random other team that I don't think was all robots but might have been and one of them was a telepath)

Hellaton: ((oh yeah

Hellaton: ((they were mostly robot

Barchar: (and there was a kinda werid joke where the telepath found out a mosnter was a kid and so it's greatest fear was spankings? that sure was a thing)

Hellaton: ((yeah

Barchar: (Oh, and like, the non-jenny xs like blocked up a dam i think! That happened!)

Barchar: (I don't remember if they had names)

Hellaton: ((they did

Hellaton: ((xj-1 thru xj-8

Barchar: (well but that's not really names)

Hellaton: ((tru but

Barchar: (Also I like how this chat has become half undertale half nickolodeon)

Barchar: (and cartoon network i guess)

m3tttaton: (( Shit

m3tttaton: (( DD got to me

Hellaton: looks to Poppy. "Aaaare you okayay?"

m3tttaton: (( http://i.imgur.com/HbsMfG2.png

DamnDude: (( Success ))

Hellaton: ...Oh. Rright. Vovocals are wacky this waway.

m3tttaton: (( GG

Poppy: "...Y-Yes."

Hellaton: Ththis is, uh... whhhat I really lolook like.

Poppy: "...Okay."

: Jäger the Angelic Ninja [Jäger Leyline] joined chat.

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Hellaton: ((it was so weird to rp hella aithout the voice thing

Barchar: (IKR JUST LOOKING AT IT FELT WRONG)

Poppy: http://imgur.com/gg9dYVM

Jäger Leyline: walks out of the bathroom

Hellaton: ((like there are rare moments where he doesnt glitch for a sentence

Poppy: ((Hellaton: "...Zam."))

Barchar: "Hi, again."

Poppy: (("GODDAMNNNNIT!"))

Jäger Leyline: hey babe

Barchar: (dude if he zams he's a ninja that's not a bad)

Hellaton: Hhi.

Jäger Leyline: zam

Poppy: ((I could bring in Yukimaru))

Poppy: ((Which is Disgaea's huge fucking jab at every single trope on Naruto))

: seven [m3tttaton] is now Nereid [Nereid].

Barchar: "I was so scared without you. Just a poor ghost girl, unprotected!"

Poppy: (("I am the last of the hidden snow clan, zam!"))

Jäger Leyline: be sure to avoid the bathroom

Poppy: (("You killed my brother, zam!"))

Nereid: (( Nereid is the name of a car

Jäger Leyline: oh?

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Barchar: "Sure thing?"

Barchar: "What happened?"

Nereid: (( Aston Martin Nereid

Nereid: (( jk

Jäger Leyline: I have tacos for lunch

Hellaton: enters the back room to remove the clothes. A bang is heard; he buffed out a dent, and then returns to sit by Poppy, careful to not block the iEyes.

Fanta: ((I am here now

Barchar: looks in there, before cringing. "Dammit, Jager."

Hellaton: ((yo

CryingEevee OOC: ((just re-learned borderlands 2 breaks rule 2 right at the beginning))

Jäger Leyline: hey I warned you

Poppy: Systematically, you could kill Poppy by just sitting in the right areas around her.

Hellaton: ((rip

Nereid: (( Tom Brady

Fanta: ((Reminder that borderlands has fuckin r2 on the cover

Jäger Leyline: (thre cover of borderlands breaks r2

Hellaton: ((well fucko

Jäger Leyline: (ye

CryingEevee OOC: ((nah, that's fingerguns isn't it?))

CryingEevee OOC: ((does that break r2?))

Poppy: ((I'm really paranoid one day MV is gonna load up Lisa because we've talked about it so much))

Barchar: (Well, I...think it's a bit of a gray area)

Poppy: ((THERES NO DANGARONPAING LISA))

Hellaton: ((im not

Fanta: ((Well

Hellaton: ((the fingerguns is weird like on the worst days it is but usually it isnt

Fanta: ((The regular lisa isn't so bad, aside from the title and select rooms

Cowboy Kid: ((You get a picture of cartoon -RULE2- the moment you boot up the game

Barchar: (Then you'll probably be fine)

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok, fingerguns is ok))

Poppy: ((Ck, you LITERALLY get that))

Hellaton: ((99.8% of the time

Poppy: ((Thats the fucking title screen))

Hellaton: ((yeah im not dring lisa

Barchar: (Like, borderlands is a dark comedy game, but moooost of the time it shies away)

CryingEevee OOC: ((handsome jack directly stating it, isn't ok))

Barchar: (but uh)

Hellaton: ((dont worry

Barchar: (if you go the eridium blight, just...don't look at the sidequests. Just don't.)

Hellaton: ((im glad you guys care about me enough to warn me. it makes me feel appreciated

Poppy: ((I feel bad for MV because they can't enjoy most zombie movies))

CryingEevee OOC: ((there's a unavoidable jack conversation with r2 broken in the begining))

Poppy: ((Because most zombie movies have r2 as a huge fucking staple))

Barchar: (Oh, yeah, I actually forgot that)

Jäger Leyline: kisses BC on the head

CryingEevee OOC: ((that's what i was mentioning))

Fanta: ((Haven't played bl

Barchar: smiles a bit. "mmn. You're forgiven."

CryingEevee OOC: ((i say start with the second game))

Barchar: (probably one of if not my favorite games ever0

Fanta: ((Wait what

Fanta: ((Wait

Barchar: (tps and 2 at least0

Cowboy Kid: ((most dark media has a good deal of -RULE@-

Fanta: ((W h a t

Barchar: (1....eh)

Barchar: (Oh, noticed something?)

Fanta: )(barchar and jager

Fanta: ((What

Poppy: ((I also have to be paranoid as fuck with my screenshots))

Hellaton: ((dude how do you think i feel when i see people talking about the new movie with harley quinn

Barchar: (WE DON'T KNOW)

Poppy: ((Because I have R2 on my character screen))

Barchar: (WE WERE JUST GOING ABOUT OUR SHIT AND IT HAPPENED)

Poppy: ((Since I have replacements))

Hellaton: ((dude as long as you crop it out im ok

Poppy: ((That block S words and replace them with [R2 REPLACEMENT]

Fanta: ((Mv that movie looks like total ass you're not going to be missing anything

Hellaton: ((thats so kind of you

Hellaton: ((i know

Poppy: ((idk i'm really interested in that move))

Hellaton: ((but to hear it in convo

Hellaton: ((i get sick

Poppy: ((Maybe its cause i'm a fucking sucker for Quinn))

Hellaton: ((let it fail

Cowboy Kid: ((CAU Podcast 27; -RULE2- in the media

Poppy: ((I'm still gonna go see it, cause atleast Harley's actor promises to be good))

Fanta: is back under the couch

: Socially-Inept Bread [] joined chat.

Poppy: "..."

Poppy: Poppy swings her legs down.

Hellaton: ((out of spite, i want to see it fail.

Poppy: She accidently slams the sniper under her in the face, unaware of him.

Jäger Leyline: ....fanta

Barchar: "hi Fanta.'

Fanta: ((Hello brexit

Jäger Leyline: pulls her out

Fanta: "Oh hi, dood"

Poppy: Like, she's got these really fine heels that she has to wear.

CryingEevee OOC: ((i have donuts))

Hellaton: ((how dare it cause such anxiety attacks

Fanta: "Thanks Jager Dood"

Poppy: Because they make her look good for media, and they also keep her from running.

Barchar: "So, I assume you know, then."

Poppy: And the sharp-end of that heel jus slammed into that snipers eye.

Poppy: Rip.

Fanta: "Know what, dood?"

Hellaton: i can run in heels u just gotta practice

Poppy: No, I mean like, these heels

Poppy: The end of them is thinner than your average chopstick

Jäger Leyline: BC and I are banging

: ((I can only imagine the sniper just yelled wanker))

Hellaton: ((5" heels

Barchar: "Well, that's more of a future tense."

Fanta: "What, dood?!"

Hellaton: ((mine are thin too

Barchar: "But yes, essentially."

Hellaton: ....

Poppy: Personally, I can walk in heels.

Poppy: I just can't run.

Fanta: "Uh.. ok dood"

Hellaton: Jäger please do not mention that ever again.

Fanta: thumbs up

Fanta: "Cool, doods"

Jäger Leyline: bang zam

Hellaton: ((I FORGOT THE THING

Barchar: "JAGER."

Hellaton: gets up.

Poppy: I had to wear heels for a Laharl cosplay because I needed something so I didn't sink down into the big oversized shoes.

Hellaton: Yyyyyyyyoyou're a godddamn asshohole.

Poppy: Poppy sidles away a bit, grabbign her iEye and clutching her arm.

Fanta: facepalms, except she puts her hand on her ass because ma

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's since lied down on best squid, since he got up. Getting up was tiring, he's a fat kitty.-

Jäger Leyline: well yeah...zam

Fanta: "Ah shit, dood."

Nereid: what does that even mean

Fanta: because magic anon

Hellaton: Dddon't. Sasay that. Aagain.

Barchar: is rather unamused. "Jager. Don't."

Hellaton: You dddon't knknow whhhat you're cacausing.

Cowboy Kid: ((yee haw zam

Nereid: (( gtg

: Nereid [Nereid] disconnected.

Hellaton: 's voice cracked there.

: ((Jäger: "...bang Zam"))

Hellaton: ((bye bloo

: ((-Gets knocked out by giant robot.-))

Jäger Leyline: you mean a panic attack?

Barchar: "Yes. He does. So stop."

Hellaton: pulls out two pairs of scissors and begins to stim with them.

Fanta: "Imma get out of here before shit goes down, dood"

Fanta: walks into the wall

Hellaton: Open, close, open, close.

Fanta: repeatedly walks into the wall

Jäger Leyline: the fuck are you doing?

Hellaton: Tttrying to caclm dddown.

Barchar: "....I have no idea but it probably helps him."

Barchar: "So. Don't interrupt.'

Poppy: Merasmus leans out the fridge.

: ((Barchar then breaks up with Jäger

Poppy: "Hey guys your kinda ruining the mood i'm trying to have a video chat with my old roommmate"

: ((Jäger: fucking RIP

Hellaton: ((hellas stims are based on mine

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He looks up at wizard.-

Poppy: "And he's getting too excited over the possibility of combat outside"

Hellaton: Piiiiss off.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Tell him to come here."

Poppy: "You sure? He's bloody insane."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Also tell him to tell you to stop these curses."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I mean, if that's true maybe not."

Barchar: "Oh, no, I'd like to have him come over."

Barchar: "He can help me ill you."

Fanta: walks in with force and doods

Poppy: "No seriously h'es a nutcase with a rocket launcher."

: ((Is the soldier gonna rocket jump in the bar))

Barchar: "Just, uh, Jager, don't mention your name."

Fanta: into the wall, that is

Barchar: "He'll assume you're a nazi."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Does he hate nazis?"

Hellaton: pulls out more scissors and still does the 1-2 rhythm.

Fanta: "I CAN'T STOP"

Fanta: "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"

Jäger Leyline: Hella if youre having an issue you really shouls seek out some professional help

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Also wizard, you're a nutcase with a magic stick."

Hellaton: Iiii mean I'm prpretty sure thhhey were didisgusting peopllle so he shshould.

Jäger Leyline: zam

Hellaton: Jäger shshshut the hell up.

Barchar: "I mean, he likely should. But that doesn't give you free reign to be an ass.'

Fanta: rams into the wall

Poppy: Soldier will not assume Jager is a Nazi

Poppy: He works with a stereotypical german

Fanta: proceeds to blow up

Jäger Leyline: then go. shelther yourself because eventually someone wont stop hounding you

Barchar: the comcis confirm he actually thinks the medic and heavy are american

Poppy: "I am not a nutcase with a stick!"

Barchar: just because they say so

: ((Hella: aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Poppy: "I'm a nutcase with a very big magic stick!"

Poppy: Oh, huh.

Poppy: ...

Poppy: wOW HE'S A FUCKING DUMBASS

Poppy: I KNEW HE WAS DUMB BUT

: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Poppy: DAMN

: ((he does))

Barchar: OH MY GOD NEWS FLASH

Hellaton: throws one of the pairs of scissors at Jäger. It misses, but still.

: DRAMA ALERT

Poppy: OH RIGHT

Barchar: "JAGER."

Poppy: THIS IS THE GUY WHO TELEPORTED BREAD FOR THREE DAYS

: ((In fact, the medic has to stop the heavy from saying he's from Russia))

: High Priest Laharlot [Poppy] is now High Priest Laharlot [].

Barchar: (yup)

: "...Alright!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Still a damn magic stick."

Barchar: (actually i think it's ms. pauling)

: "I'll call him over, maybe he'll bring his friends!"

Barchar: (that almost says it)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Shitty one, at that."

Jäger Leyline: Im nice enough to stop, but others wont

Hellaton: is fuming. Eyes red, claws out, teeth unhinged.

: "We can all have a really bloody and explosive dinner party!"

: ((All the fucking mercy come in))

Hellaton: Appparently nonot!

: ((EXCEPT THEYRE ALL FUCKING FRIENDLY))

Barchar: "Jager. I apprecaite that you're stopping. But you're still digging. Stop."

: (Mercs*

: BLT [Betterton] joined chat.

: He casts a spell on the floor, a RED teleporter appears there.

: (("POOTIS"))

Betterton: ((well fuck

: Within seconds, some fuck sends a giant bread monster through.

: ((-Crouches in corner-))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "The fuck is that."

Jäger Leyline: Im sitting down. What Hella does is up to him

: "..."

: Merasmus beats it with his stick until it runs out the front door.

Barchar: "I don't want you to get seriously hurt. I certainly won't let him kill you. But otherwise, I will not protect you from the consequences of this."

: "Bad bread!"

CryingEevee OOC: ((i wonder if any one class gets more development in the comics than the others))

Hellaton: gets the scissors off the floor and backhands Jäger.

: "Bad sentient bread!"

Betterton: -texts Barchar "ready when you are, how's the situation?"-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Your friends seem very high in gluten."

: ((Totally heavy))

: ((Heavy has the most development))

Jäger Leyline: dodges cuz ninja

Barchar: [Mettaton please this is not a good diea]

Hellaton: Iiii'm not gogoing to killll him.

: High Priest Laharlot [] is now High Priest Laharlot [Poppy].

Betterton: [doing it anyway]

Jäger Leyline: floats away

CryingEevee OOC: ((i should just, read all the comic since i never read them))

Poppy: Poppy is still over on the couch, clutching her arm nervously.

Hellaton: Bubut you'd bbbbetter wawatch yourseself.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You're a sucky wizard."

CryingEevee OOC: ((and i DO like the characters of tf2))

Betterton: [if you want it to work then you better pitch in]

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I like being a cat."

Barchar: [Look there are about 5 snipers all trained on her and they're getting rewarded with a bonus and a move out of that hellhole. This. Idea. Won't. Work. Just don't do it.]

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Better naps."

Jäger Leyline: You need to get calm down Hella!

Barchar: [You're going to get somebody hurt. If not her, somebody else."]

: (("Calm down."))

Poppy: Correction

Poppy: Five DESPERATE snipers.

Poppy: Moving out of Hellhole McUSA is literally a lfie sentence of freedom.

Hellaton: WELLLL I WOULD BE CACALM IF YOU DDDIDN'T KEEP BEBEING A JACKASS.

: (("YOU FUCKING ARE MAKING ME MORE PISSED YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH"))

Jäger Leyline: THEN LEAVE

Barchar: "Jager I swear to fucking god."

Betterton: [for fuck's sake if you don't want anyone to get hurt then your best course of action is to help]

: ((Barchar: "What the fuck did I see in you"))

Fanta: is on the floor

Betterton: [i'm trying either way]

Jäger Leyline: youre the one thats pushing this more and assaulting me!

Barchar: [Then I'm sorry. But I'm not going to participate in her death.]

Betterton: [i can pay you]

Betterton: -is desperate for wallhax-

Hellaton: ...Yyyou rereally think Iii'm the onone pushiing it? Yoyou're plaaacing the blblame on me.

Fanta: "Doods please, dood"

Poppy: Betterton is literally going to get her killed.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Whatever."

Fanta: stands up and falls over again

Jäger Leyline: Im not the one throwing scissors and trying to hit you

Barchar: [NO. METTATON.]

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He lies his head down.-

Hellaton: Iii may not hahave been in ththe right to throoooow scissors aat you, but yoyou need to ththink before you ssspeak.

Betterton: -may be slightly delusional-

Betterton: [25k]

: ((>may be))

: ((>slightly))

Jäger Leyline: and you need to overcome what ever it is that causes you to act liks this

Jäger Leyline: if not for me than your family

Poppy: Merasmus phones in to Barchar

Poppy: [some wierd man with a tranquilizer is in my fridge help]

Barchar: "That's not entirely false, but that doesn't mean you're helping."

Barchar: [Just ignore him]

Barchar: [He won't hurt you]

Barchar: [Unless he's the sniper]

Barchar: [Is he the sniper?]

Betterton: -gets out the fridge-

Betterton: -puts away his tranq-

: ((OH GOD HE HAS THE FUCKING SYDNEY SLEEPER RUN))

: ((Piss darts))

Poppy: [he has jars of piss]

Jäger Leyline: helped you didnt I BC? and you yelled at me most of the time

Poppy: [mundy is in my fridge hel]

: Frisky "Dry Vagina" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Betterton: -or not-

Barchar: [Okay]

Hellaton: Iii can't geget ovver seeven yeyears in aaa couple of momonths!

Barchar: [Just tell him that there's a spy behind him]

Barchar: [And kick him out]

Cowboy Kid: ((Sniper has expanded his hobbies to wizard hunting

Barchar: "Yes, you did. You're not helping him, though."

Poppy: [he just got backstabbed]

Poppy: [there was a spy]

Hellaton: storms out, lamming the Anydoor.

Barchar: [Oh]

Jäger Leyline: Im not telling you to......Im asking you to try

Poppy: [now i have a pissed off frenchman]

Hellaton: *slamming

CryingEevee OOC: ((so, anyone here play a game called "hacknet"?))

Barchar: [Tell him there's another spy behind him]

Barchar: [See how far the rabbit hole goes]

: Frisky "Dry Vagina" Whiskington [] joined chat.

Jäger Leyline: or just walk alway from your problems

Betterton: ((*SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMING

: ((COME ON AND SLAM))

Barchar: sighs. "Jager. Please. I can look past this. But That doesn't mean this is okay.'

Jäger Leyline: .....zam zam zam zam

Betterton: ((Ethan Bradberry: I'm Ethan Bradberry.))

Hellaton: is going to talk to someone he trusts.

Jäger Leyline: I guess an attempt on my life is okay though

Poppy: [there are a lot of pissed off frenchmen in here]

Fanta: keeps standing up, falling over, and exploding, dooding all the way

Barchar: chime isn't here so assume that means mettaton

Poppy: [i could start a knife and sapper collection]

: ((Butt secks))

Barchar: [It'll probably sell]

Hellaton: well, two people

Jäger Leyline: sighs

Barchar: [Any festives? nice skins?]

Betterton: -may or may not be directly under the bar-

Jäger Leyline: goes to help Fanta

Barchar: "I appreciate that you're trying to help. This really isn't the right kind of helping." she follows him, going to help her as well

Cowboy Kid: ((Short circuit is great against sphees

Barchar: "This is what made me hate you at first."

Betterton: [you may want to evacuate the bar]

Fanta: "Thank you, dood"

Poppy: [one of them had some kinda green glowing hat thing]

Betterton: [subtlely]

Poppy: [with green flames]

Fanta: "Now please point me towards the anydoor"

Barchar: [Shit dude you can sell that for like a hundred dollars]

Barchar: B are you actually going to do this

Barchar: it will kill poppy

Barchar: laharl will do this

Poppy: Poppy is nervously grabbing her arm on the couch

Betterton: ((should I not?

Barchar: [Mettaton. Please, don't. Do this. Even if I helped, this would do nothing but give them an excuse. That's all they want.]

Jäger Leyline: points fanta

Betterton: [i hope when this works you can forgive me]

Jäger Leyline: No one is making an attempt to help Hella just sheltering hin

Barchar: [When this fails, I hope the tranqs have emps.]

Barchar: "You don't know that, Jager."

Barchar: "You just met him."

Barchar: "And repeating the word 'bang' at him isn't helping him either."

Jäger Leyline: met him? Ive seen him suffer with this

Barchar: "You didn't know his name."

Hellaton: actually stims to cope with the anxiety attacks and Jäger's constant asshattery was not helping.

Jäger Leyline: Its Mettaton

Barchar: "No, it's Hellaton."

CryingEevee OOC: ((now that i have finished my donuts i am going to play some more borderlands 2))

Hellaton: ((hf

Barchar: (k)

Betterton: ((Laharl may I?

Barchar: (what do you play it on)

Betterton: ((bye

CryingEevee OOC: ((pc))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i have it on steam))

Fanta: walks forward into the anydoor and to her house

Barchar: ()oh nice

Barchar: (maybe we should play sometime)

Barchar: (not right now though)

Betterton: ((we might have to play sometime yeah

CryingEevee OOC: ((sure, we can sometime))

Hywel: -He is lying on the couch, in fucking full body armor.-

Fanta: you can hear her closing the door repeatedly

Barchar: (:aharl, CE, B, Flame_warp)

Hywel: "Hi."

Barchar: (the borderlands squad)

Poppy: Try it mate.

Fanta: "I can't get iiiiiiin doood"

Betterton: -Poppy is grabbed by the legs and pulled into a hole in the floor. She promptly falls into a sea of pillows and Alphyses. One Alphys seizes the iEye and spray paints it, while another applies a reasonable yet effective tranq dose to Poppy. Poppy is carried by that Alphys into a deceptively large closet while all the others put on their night vision goggles and ready their weapons in the darkness of the impromptu basement-

Barchar: don't do it

Poppy: ((I don't have Borderlands right now sadly))

Jäger Leyline: (wait isnt hellaton uses to associate with thw au

Barchar: "METTATON YOU FUCKING-"

CryingEevee OOC: ((aww))

CryingEevee OOC: ((we can't have a full team then))

Barchar: no it's actualy what we call him

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Poppy: The snipers...don't shoot.

Barchar: "...What?"

Hellaton: ((hellaton is what he changed his name to bc two mettatons in the same house woukd be too confusing

Betterton: ...

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He looks over... And kinda just look away.-

Betterton: . . . . . . . . .

Poppy: They can jsut literally fucking wait for you to bring Poppy out.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He ain't wasting his time with that.-

Barchar: "Are you not going to fire?"

Betterton: [are you all dead or something]

Jäger Leyline: -said hellaton then

Poppy: Congratulations, you've signed Poppy's death sentence, except now she's going to be confused and terrified the entire time until she either dies of starvation, or you bring her out of the basement and she gets shot.

Barchar: "Yes, he TOLD you his name. but you didn't know it before."

CryingEevee OOC: ((anyway, if/when we play bl2 i'll be either mechro or zer0 probably. and we'll probably start at the begining, so yeah))

Jäger Leyline: Ive met Hella before BC

Barchar: (gotta be krieg)

Betterton: [are they just not sh-]

Poppy: Speaking of which, Poppy has just had a small heart attack and passed out in that closet.

Betterton: [oh shit]

Barchar: [GOOD FUCKING JOB B]

Jäger Leyline: since we went to Hell

Betterton: ((Well Poppy was tranq'd first so-

Barchar: [WE LITERALLY BOTH HAVE BEEN WARNING YOU THIS ENTIRE TIME]

Betterton: ((>B

Jäger Leyline: heh Hell. hellaton

Cowboy Kid: ((>C

: ((>D))

Betterton: [i need parts]

Hellaton: ((>E

Betterton: ((>Q

Betterton: ((shit

Barchar: (That wasn't in-character)

: ((Alphabet with CaU))

Barchar: (That was directed at you)

CryingEevee OOC: ((C))

Fanta: explodes outside the door, busting it down

Barchar: (both me and laharl have been warnign you against this the entire time)

Betterton: [i need you to deliver some parts hurry barchar]

Barchar: "...Look, Jager, the point is, what you're doing isn't helping. And I'm mostly gotten over this. But look, eventually, somebody isn't going to leave so...violently. They're going to stay, equally violently."

Barchar: [That's just going to delay her death.]

Betterton: -fortunately the Alphyses are Alphyses, and are able to medically assist Poppy-

Barchar: [And unfortunately, in this situation, that doesn't seem useful.]

Betterton: [get out the bar and text me when you do]

Barchar: [No.]

Poppy: Merasmus sends a text

Barchar: [What are you doing.]

Jäger Leyline: yeah someone isnt going to be as nice and they arebgoing to destroy Hella

Betterton: [her death will be in your hands]

Poppy: [i need pokemon cards]

Barchar: jesus she has to deal with two text conversations and with Jager

Betterton: [cant explain when you're in the bar or they'll se it]

Barchar: [I CAN'T GIVE YOU POKEMON CARDS MERASMUS]

Barchar: [I don't even need to take out my phone to see what you text you know]

: ((Can't Merasmus ask people using TELEPATHY MAGIC WOOOAOAOO))

: ((Prolly not actually))

Poppy: Thats not as funny

Betterton: [oh right duh]

Cowboy Kid: [yee haw]

Barchar: puts her phone away. "Sorry. A mettaton is trying to get poppy killed.'

Fanta: crawls in

Poppy: Poppy has passed out.

: ((That's fair, but he can ask everyone))

Hywel: "Hi."

Fanta: "Hello my love, dood."

Barchar: "And probably succeeded."

Fanta: looks like a prinny goat who had a fucking terrible day

Betterton: [in timeline h60sg1 there is a bag in Alphy's lab. A white bag. Shouldn't be too heavy. I need you dump it in the hole and make it look like an accident]

Hywel: -By body armour, I mean those suits that are basically really think blankets wrapped all around you.-

Hywel: "Ignore my attire."

Betterton: [we can use it to make a one-way temporary anydoor]

Jäger Leyline: Fine I get it Hellaton can do whatever he wants and we should cater to him

Betterton: ((*Alphys'

Jäger Leyline: heads to the anydoor

Poppy: Assuming you somehow manage to teleport Poppy away extremely far

CryingEevee OOC: ((anyway, gonna go now and play bl2. i probably won't be here tomorrow 'cause starbound. and if i am, i won't be putting my full attention to chat.))

Poppy: Like in the middle of the fucking badlands of death

Barchar: "Look, that's not what I'm saying. What I am saying is that that was not the right way to handle that."

Poppy: She's still blind without an iEye nearby.

Barchar: "Bet, if you';re going home, that's fine. See you soon."

CryingEevee OOC: ((so, bye))

Betterton: ((is the explanation for her "special" vision bionic eyes?))

Barchar: walks out. [She'll be blind.]

Jäger Leyline: Nah Im going elsewhere

Betterton: [working on it]

Jäger Leyline: heads out

Poppy: ((pretty much))

Barchar: [The only way to 'work on it' is to set up an iEye. And that's just going to make them know where she is to come kill her anyway.]

Poppy: Technically you could find a way to completely remove the iEyes feed to her timeline

Poppy: While keeping the feed to Poppy

Betterton: ((too bad there aren't any scientists around experienced in cybernetics))

Fanta: "In armor.. dood?"

Hywel: "Yes."

Hywel: "Even more padding at my crotch so

: Crotch."*

: Jäger the Angelic Ninja [Jäger Leyline] disconnected.

Poppy: And also, she couldn't ever come back to the bar or her timeline.

Poppy: So she'd be effectively homeless.

Betterton: [or maybe I brought an Alphys for that express purpose]

Betterton: [just sayin]

: ((I think poppy may be fucked))

Betterton: [come on we're up shit creek]

Hellaton: ((yeah

DamnDude: (( Would there be snipers for poppy in hell? ))

Fanta: "I'm really sorry dood..."

Fanta: crawls under the couch

Betterton: [if you paddle I'll repay you]

Hywel: "Can't do anything while I'm in this."

Barchar: [Sorry. I'm not going to aprticipate in her death.]

Betterton: [yeah about that]

Poppy: ((Would they be able to find a way to hell through an iEye feed))

Barchar: [Because I don't care if shit creek has fucking diamonds at the end of it, I'm not paddling.]

Betterton: [at this point you'll be responsible by omission]

Betterton: [You know how to save her life but you won't do anything.]

Barchar: [This isn't going to fucking save her life, you dipshit.]

Betterton: [Maybe you'll be able to sleep at night but I know I wouldn't.]

Barchar: [This is maybe going to delay it for a bit, before she dies of starvation. Or they find her. Or she just has another fucking heart attack. I don't know, but what I do know is that this. Is. Pointless.]

Barchar: [You fucked up. A valiant effort.]

DamnDude: (( That depends, how would you think they would get to hell? ))

Betterton: [What could it hurt you to try a little. For once in your life. Try to save a life. Be a hero.]

Betterton: [you'll get to make fun of me forever for this]

Barchar: [Because, look, even if we somehow fix this all, some magical fairy waves her wand and it all works, being thrust into a different situation is not fun. I'd know.]

Barchar: growls a bit. [Go to hell.]

Betterton: [meet you there]

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He looks up at Barchar. Unless she's not in the bar.-

Poppy: (( Is there an anydoor in Hell ))

Betterton: [we can have a three way with Poppy if you're up]

: ((Prolly))

Fanta: is a very sad goat

Hywel: "Hey, you aight?"

DamnDude: (( Hell isn't it's own timeline, but if you guys think it would be ))

DamnDude: (( there would be* ))

: Frisky "Dry Vagina" Whiskington's connection timed out.

Barchar: isn't, but walks in.

Betterton: -Looks like Poppy poked her head out the hole-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He would have no point in looking up at this point.-

: Frisky "Dry Vagina" Whiskington [] joined chat.

Barchar: well, she'd walk in either way. She sits down, looking pissed.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You alright?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He stands up, stretching his limbs.-

Betterton: -pulls back down the well-crafted dummy, cursing himself-

Poppy: A tranquilizer immediately fires.

Poppy: And reloads.

Betterton: ((ok my post goes after yours

Betterton: -they start to board up the hole-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He heads over to BC.-

Fanta: "I'm sad, dood"

Betterton: [stand clear of the Anydoor, shit's about to go down]

Betterton: -digging sounds-

Barchar: "Hi, Asriel."

Hywel: "Come hug one goat husband."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's up?"

Poppy: Another interpretation for why theres always darts available for you:

Poppy: The iEyes are loaded with dart guns inside them.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He lightly head birds Chara, rubbing his had against her arm and abdominal area.-

: Birds

: Butts*

Betterton: -the Anydoor fucking collapses into the basement, as all the Alphyses, Betterton, and Poppy pile into another timeline and clear the history before anyone can properly react-

: Headbutts*

Poppy: You brought the iEye that was placed down infront of the anydoor with you.

Poppy: They'll find a recordeed feed of the code.

Poppy: Congrats, Poppy is STILL fucked.

Poppy: And I no longer have a character to RP in the bar.

Betterton: ((I wish you had stopped me

: ((Did FFrisk leave?))

Poppy: Anyways congrats, Poppy is safe.

Betterton: -stations a legion of his well-paid henchmen to guard his Anydoor just in case-

Poppy: Make sure you throw her through several more timelines.

Barchar: WE LITERALLY TOLD YOU NOT TO DO IT

Poppy: And then she's gonna be blind for the rest of her life while having a heart attack

Betterton: ((Laharl said go for it

: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Azazel [Azazel].

Betterton: ((I went for it

Poppy: ((I have no problems with this))

Barchar: could you not tell that it was clearly sarcastic

Poppy: ((I just need to come up with a new char, maybe Curly Brace))

Barchar: "OH MY GOD, YOU FUCKING ASS-ARGH!"

Poppy: ((Damnit I had Poppy planned for like tw weeks and she died in less than two days))

Barchar: "THE ANYDOOR! THAT'S NOT FUCKING [I]IMPORTANT[/I] OR ANYTHING!"

Poppy: (((OR WELL SHE DIDN'T DIE))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Um..."

Poppy: ((But I can't RP her now))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What?"

Betterton: -Poppy is whisked to another timeline for a replacement to her eyes and heart stabilization-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Confused cat looks up at BarChar.-

Barchar: the anydoor collapsed into Betterton's basement

Poppy: The eyes are literally wired through her entire body.

Barchar: the one under the bar

Azazel: -A pentagram appears on the floor in the basement, and out comes Azazel- "When the hell did we get a basement?"

Poppy: Removing those will pretty much break her spinal cord, brain stem, and tons of other things she needs.

Betterton: ((oh for fucks sake

Betterton: ((Are you TRYING to get rid of her?

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Yeah but she just yelled in the bar for no reason.-

Betterton: ((>no reason

Poppy: How else do you think she handles the confusion of seeing herslef in 3rd person 24/7?

Barchar: >no reason

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Yo him.-

: To*

Barchar: >HE SAW THE ANYDOOR COLLAPSE

Barchar: >IT WASN'T HIDDEN

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He wasn't paying attention to whatever the fuck was happening.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He was busy lying on squid person.-

Poppy: See, at this point, Poppy is gone.

Barchar: "The fucking anydoor just collapsed! Do you not have EYES!?"

Poppy: Can't RP her in the bar anymore.

Poppy: So might as well end that.

Barchar: IT JUST HAPPENED A FEW MINUTES AGO BREAD

Betterton: -the Alphyses go for the Daredevil method and enhance her other senses tremendously-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -HE DONT GIVE TWO SHITS.-

Poppy: Great, that works.

Barchar: and totally won't send her into panic attacks as she's suddenly thrust into this new sensory situation with no warning

Barchar: not at all

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Oh, oh shit."

Betterton: -She wakes up in a hospital bed, heart stabilized and senses enhanced but still shit's generally fucked-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wow.@

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh well."

Azazel: "No seriously, when the hell did we get a basement. This is my second most natural habitat."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He climbs up onto Barchars lap.-

Barchar: "OH w-I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THAT'S GOING TO WORK ANYMORE!?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, but there are more important matters."

Barchar: "We got a basement when this dumbass fucking Mettaton tried to play hero and got a small child killed!"

Fanta: "I can't, dood"

Betterton: ((why do I always manage to make all my characters villain-ish))

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He plops himself down on her lap.-

Hywel: "Try."

Fanta: hasn't had the wedding yet, fyi

Betterton: ((ffs speaks volumes about my irl self))

Azazel: shrugs it off. "Well I have a basement I can stay in now."

Fanta: "I physically cannot get out from under here dood"

Hywel: -He didn't mean it literally.-

Hellaton: ((i mean blt isnt a villain, just a bit of a dick sometimes and does dumb shit on occasion

Hywel: "Well I can't move hardly."

Barchar: sighs. "Good for you, Azazel."

Fanta: k

Hellaton: ((in other words a mettaton

Barchar: (HE's not a villain, just a delusional hero)

Fanta: "..."

: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now Vaati [Vaati].

Asriel_Dreemurr: "These matters are me being pet."

Azazel: (( -Azazel wins in the end- ))

Fanta: "I'm sorry dood..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He nudges into Barchars hand.-

Barchar: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -with his head.-

Barchar: "Fucking cats." she muttered, doing so.

Betterton: ((so Laharl do you want to try and play Saving Private Poppy? Less probable things have happened here))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "No, No, but see, your doing it."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "So it's fair."

Vaati: warps in, full reborn form, with the fuckin huge eye on his body.

Poppy: ((Nah, can't RP her anymore))

Barchar: "Yeah, yeah..."

Betterton: ((Absolutely sure?

Azazel: "...What the hell am I gonna do in a basement full of pillows and a closet"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "The fuck is that?"

Vaati: ...He is absent. Damn it all.

Poppy: Poppy is now a useless daredevil thats triggered by loud noises.

Hywel: "How the fuck dos I even get his on?"

Poppy: Ta-dah! Imma find something else to RP now.

Betterton: ((no harm trying until you get another character))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That's just. Scary."

: High Priest Laharlot [Poppy] is now High Priest Laharlot [].

Vaati: Hm?

Vaati: turns to AD.

: Soo, merasmus's teleporter is still here.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hellloo eyeball man."

Betterton: ((Look I'm sorry. I thought she was a novelty side character. Didn't realize she was your current main.))

Vaati: Hello.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Are you friendly?"

: ((It's cool))

Vaati: I am Vaati, and I am unless you harm me or those I care about.

: ((I'm just surprised she got removed from play that fast))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What's with all that?"

Betterton: ((Do you really mean that? I feel like you don't really mean that.))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...All that... That."

Vaati: This is a form I often use.

: ((B, it's fine))

Fanta: crawls out

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ah."

: ((You missed Hellaton castrating himsewlf btw))

Azazel: "I just realized I haven't had any damn toast in hell."

Fanta: punches him in the face

Betterton: -emerges from the still-functional Anydoor (German engineering)-

Hywel: -Hah you've been bamboozled.-

Vaati: transforms to the shorter, emo hair form.

Hywel: -He has a mask on.-

Betterton: -is somewhere between pissed and grief-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That is less big and scary."

Azazel: "Wait, are people just going to come in from the damn basement now?"

Fanta: knows, she just looks even more sad

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy by the way."

Hywel: "Don't be sad."

Fanta: lets out a big whine

Betterton: I'll pay for repairs.

Vaati: This is what I usually appear as, but I prefer the other slightly,

Hywel: "It'll wear off soon."

Fanta: followed by a soft dood

Betterton: -locates and violently smashes the iEyes one by one-

Hywel: "Ashould being sad make you happy?"

: Shouldnt*

Fanta: "I don't want you to have to wear that, dood..."

Fanta: "But I'll keep hurting you dood"

: ((It would be funny if this whole time Fanta was having the time off her life))

Barchar: "Who are you looking for, Vaati?"

Fanta: "And that feels awful... Dood....."

: REKT, REKT, REKT, REKT, AAAND REKT.

: All iEyes removed.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Okay."

Betterton: I fucking- GAH.

Fanta: ((Just punching him in the dick

Vaati: turns back to the tall spoopy form, though now in a tank top, jeans, punk boots, earrings, and skull necklace.

Betterton: -forehead meets bar, making a tiny crack-

Hywel: "Yeah, it's okay though."

Vaati: Jäger.

Betterton: Grillby, how much is it going to cost me to fix this shit?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Now you- oh you mean that guy?"

: ((We need a short person to spraypaint himself))

: Jäger the Angelic Ninja [Jäger Leyline] joined chat.

: ((Legally change his name to Vaati))

: ((And then try to go as president to see if he can win solely off LoZ fans))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Were you a friend of the robot who was also a squid at one point?"

Vaati: I am.

Barchar: "...Oh."

Barchar: "What are you planning on doing to him?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well jäger and Hellaton were yelling at eachother earlier,"

Vaati: Simply speaking.

Azazel: "Well I'm bored already"

Betterton: -tosses far more than necessary over the bar. Since he isn't as rich as MSEX, this is going to hurt.-

Fanta: has socks on her horns again, she slowly sits down

: ((Vaati for POTUS 2016

Betterton: IRS is going to be [i]way[/i] up my ass for this.

: IRS x Betterton

Vaati: Trying to figure out why he had caused and intensified his anxiety.

Azazel: "Wonder if this basement is as resistant to explosions as the basement I know"

Vaati: ((vaati isnt a us citizen

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think he was just salty."

Betterton: ((well I mean Ted Cruz

Vaati: What role would salt play in this?

: ((^

Barchar: "Okay, so you won't hurt him?"

Vaati: No.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well it's a figure of speech."

Betterton: -is in the bar, why isn't Barchar shouting at him-

Barchar: "Alright. So, Jager is..."

Barchar: is glaring at him silently

Fanta: slowly lies her head down on him

Barchar: it's really pretty unsettling.

Betterton: -head to bar-

Jäger Leyline: left awhile.ago

Azazel: is thinking about which items he would need to make the most impressive explosion.

Barchar: "Anyway, as I was saying, Jager has some...aggressive methods of attempting to help people."

: ((But Donald Trump beat the fuck outta Cruz

Vaati: That was an attemp to help?

: ((Bernie Sanders was beaten to the ground but now he supports Hillary

Azazel: "...Meh, fire bombs aren't fun."

Betterton: ((Now we just need a Trump vs Hillary deathmatch))

Barchar: "He thought the best way to try to help Hellaton, or make him get help, was to...well, he attempted desensitization, I suppose. Or just making him leave to get help. I don't know."

: ((Trump VS Hillary WWE

Barchar: "It was misguided. It was stupid. It was dickish. But that was the attempted goal."

Betterton: ((whichever way it goes we're better off anyway))

Betterton: ((no a deathmatch

: ((Trump was an actual wrestler oce))

Azazel: "...scatter bombs? Scatter bombs."

Barchar: "He's also a bit stubborn."

Fanta: "Am I doing ok.. dood?"

: Azazel would of course need Pyromaniac.

: So he doesn't catch himself in te explosion.

: I technically fucked over Azazel with the MAs

Azazel: isn't saying everything he needs out loud, but he is thinking about pyromaniac.

Hywel: "Yep."

Betterton: ((BLT bows and reveals he's been doing a hardcore Asgore roleplay this whole time by trying to valiantly solve problems he really can't and making things worse))

: Jäger the Angelic Ninja's connection timed out.

Azazel: "...Are toast bombs a thing?"

: ((I just realized

Azazel: "No"

: ((Is Betterton a bacon lettuce tomato sandwich

: (("BLT"

Fanta: nuzzles softly

: ((OH MY GOD BLT EVEN MANAGED TO GET A CHILD KILLED))

Barchar: hot bombs?

: ((well, completely ruined their already shity life BUT STILL))

Betterton: ((well except without bacon, lettuce, tomato, bread, condiments...))

Vaati: That method does not always work. I feel that the most effective method to help Hellaton if one is experiencing him in an anxious situation is to leave him to, uh... the word... the word.... stim? I believe? Allow him to do that without interrupting him, or if you would speak, make the conversation simple and distracting so he is able to calm down.

Fanta: ((Mv

Azazel: isn't burning down the bar.

Barchar: "Well, that's a short term solution."

Barchar: "He was trying to make him get a long-term solution."

Fanta: ((I haven't been here a lot, so forgive me for bringing this up now

Barchar: "Trying."

Vaati: Poorly.

Azazel: is only blowing up the basement.

: ((diD YOU TELL A SUPERIOR

Fanta: ((But what was the deal with the castration

Barchar: "Agreed."

Vaati: ((oh boy

Fanta: ((Yeah

Betterton: ((oh my

Cowboy Kid: ((wat

: Jäger the Angelic Ninja [Jäger Leyline] joined chat.

Fanta: ((Now let me talk to mv

Cowboy Kid: ((i dont remember castration

Barchar: (It's hellaton, what do you think)

Betterton: ((seriously though wtf

: ((Also MV tried to cut off their tits with fabric scissors, that was based on their own experience

Azazel: while DD has no fucking idea how you guys are perfectly OK with this

Betterton: ((how the fuck do you even castrate a robot))

Vaati: ((see, he ended up passing out from blood loss

: ((Hella was a human at the time

Barchar: (He wasn't a robot at the time)

Betterton: ((ah

: Jäger the Angelic Ninja [Jäger Leyline] disconnected.

Betterton: ((still

Azazel: "Alright, I think I got everything."

Fanta: ((You rped it, from what I heard

Betterton: ((can we cool it with the hardcore self-mutilation maybe ok thanks))

Vaati: ((he succeeded in castration but failed to completely remove the dong before passing out. metta rushed him to a hospital

: Jäger the Angelic Ninja [Jäger Leyline] joined chat.

Fanta: ((That is not cool

Vaati: ((it was not explicitly shown

Betterton: ((honestly that's way more fucked up than anything in Boden room))

Fanta: ((Still, self genital mutilation

Fanta: ((Self

Vaati: ((yeah

Azazel: "Do I normally talk to myself when planning, or am I just going fucking crazy?"

Fanta: ((Genital

Fanta: ((Mutilation

Fanta: ((In main

Cowboy Kid: ((wtf

: ((That is literaly 9boden iirc))

Fanta: ((Don't do it again

Cowboy Kid: ((thats fucked up, even for cau

Fanta: ((10boden

Vaati: ((sometimes i think nothing through and i apologize

Azazel: "I totally talk to myself when I plan, and I eat toast."

Betterton: ((r/cringeanarchy

: ((Again, they didn't RP it

Fanta: ((It's cool, just don't do it again

: ((Too much

: ((Okay now lets stop and get back to the RP))

Azazel: "Wait"

Vaati: ((this will not happen again

Betterton: ((we almost deserve it at this point))

Fanta: ((Good

: ((B))

Vaati: ((im sorry

: ((HEY B REMEMBER A GUY NAMED KAIDIGEM))

: ((Like we haven't deserved it))

: ((HE RPED HERE ONCE IN XYZZY DAYS))

: ((it's ok mv

Fanta: ((WHAT THE FUCK

: ((Since Xyzzy))

: ((HE OWNED FUCKING UNDERTALECRINGE))

Fanta: ((MY HEADPHONES

Fanta: ((WHAT

Betterton: ((WHAT

Cowboy Kid: ((WHAT

: ((It's all good))

: ((WHAT /S

Azazel: (( Also Laharl how are you not reacting to Waluigi Time at all ))

Fanta: ((I JUST BLARED 666 KILL CHOP DELUXE AT MIDNIGHT

: ((KAIDIGEM IS THE CREATOR OF /R/UNDERTALECRINGE

: ((We're safe))

Azazel: (( Do you need more Waluigi Time? ))

: ((Lol DD i've got Plug muted))

Fanta: ((AT MAXIMUM FUCKING VOLUME

Betterton: ((I GOTTA POP SOME TAGS ONLY GOT

Cowboy Kid: ((huh

Cowboy Kid: ((neato

Betterton: ((seriously though

Azazel: (( shit ))

Barchar: "...He's a good person. Or some aproximation. He's just...not always good about it. If that makes sense."

Betterton: ((wat

: ((I'm just supplying music, sometimes popping in))

Fanta: ((HOW

Fanta: ((I WOKE UP THE WHOLE ROOM

: [hey]

Vaati: ...He has made an attempt.

: [the spies are finally gone]

Betterton: ((Christ

Betterton: ...

: [youve got a lot more crab in your fridge now]

Betterton: -starts attempting to drink himself under the table-

Barchar: "Yeah. I guess that's it."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hey I'm gonna head back over to Squid lady."

Fanta: ((Also

Barchar: "Yo u do you, Asriel."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He gets up, and leaves. No matter how good Barchar was petting.-

Betterton: -considers castrating himself to get his idiot ass out the genetic pool-

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Dragonmom [DRAGONMOM].

Betterton: -jk-

Azazel: has prepared the basement. There's now 99 scatter bombs that don't impact Azazel at all and leave fire in their place. He has the detonator in his hand right now.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -The squid lady isn't even awake.-

DRAGONMOM: ((Til this is a parp preset

: [please hekp im suffocating in spy corpses]

Vaati: Did he give any insight upon why he had attempted such method?

Barchar: [CAn't you teleport]

: Dragonmom [DRAGONMOM] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Azazel: "Is this enough?"

Barchar: "Nothing more than I've told you, really."

: [i need a large amount of room because the staff movements are for the caramelldansen]

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He falls asleep. Prime time for Hijinks by Merasmus.-

Vaati: Ah.

: [the fridge is tiny[

Barchar: [Wow]

: ((Why can't Merasmus just open the fridge))

Azazel: "...Just now realized I could have made a light show with this."

Barchar: [Alright I guess I'll help you]

Barchar: [I'll still kill you later thoguh]

Barchar: opens the fridge

: ((Oh wait he's an idiot))

: BLT's connection timed out.

: [thank you]

Azazel: "Fuck it, sending the basement to hell"

: He falls out, surrounded by spy corpses, hats, and knives.

: BLT [Betterton] joined chat.

: A couple thousand french corpses start flooding out of this small fridge

Azazel: pulls the detonator, and the basement explodes.

Barchar: "Holy shit"

Betterton: -the floor under BLT collapses in the explosion-

Betterton: -falls ten feet and lands HARD-

Vaati: covers his ears.

Betterton: OH SHIT.

Betterton: . . .

Fanta: ((My entire room is awake now

: Now we have a bigger basement

Betterton: i'm ok

Fanta: ((It got to the fucking airhorns before I could turn it off

Azazel: -All BLT sees is scatter bombs-

Barchar: "Oh, there goes Mettaton."

Barchar: "Anyway!"

Barchar: "Yes, that's really all I can give you."

: ((GG

Betterton: NONONONNONONONONONONONO

Vaati: ...

Betterton: -fucking explodes-

Azazel: "Why do I hear screaming?"

Fanta: puts her arms around him

Barchar: "I...he needs work. I think. Probably his own help. But, well...still."

: KARMA'S A BITCH

Fanta: still looks super sad

Hywel: -He tried.-

: RIP

: Tries*

Betterton: -now who's paying for the bar repairs-

Azazel: -Hasn't pressed the detonator for the scatter bombs yet-

Hywel: "Are you actually happy about all this?"

: High Priest Laharlot [] is now High Priest Laharlot [Literally Satan].

Literally Satan: He idly checks his list for newcomers to Hell.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Or does emotion work different?"

Fanta: "...what, dood?"

Betterton: -didn't fucking explode just yet-

Hywel: -He said that-

Azazel: "Seriously, who the hell is screaming-

Literally Satan: "Damn, I was sure someone just epxloded."

Literally Satan: "Heh."

Literally Satan: "Damn."

Betterton: ((you can explode him it's ok

: High Priest Laharlot [Literally Satan] is now High Priest Laharlot [].

Jäger Leyline: enters the house

Azazel: "Fuck it, setting off wave two"

Hywel: "Hi Jäger."

Azazel: presses the detonator again.

Betterton: -FUCKING EXPLODES-

Hywel: -He is wearing a suit of thick pillow like material.-

Jäger Leyline: Hey Highwind

Hywel: "I can't get hurt now."

Azazel: "Well, that was fun."

Betterton: -TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIAS NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD-

Jäger Leyline: dude if you need armor I got some

Hywel: "Yeah, but now I'm still cuddly."

Fanta: is a sadgoat lying on him

Hywel: "Plus you can't be the same size as me, Rigt?"

Fanta: "Emotion feels the same, dood"

Azazel: "Fuck it, doing it again but better"

Jäger Leyline: can I try the armor

Hywel: "Fanta, you're okay."

: High Priest Laharlot [] is now High Priest Laharlot [Literally Satan].

Hywel: "I mean...@

Literally Satan: "...Ah, there it is."

Betterton: ((so laharl we're in the same boat now))

Betterton: fuck

Hywel: "You're gonna have to get it off."

Literally Satan: He idly checks a 'Mettaton' off his list.

Fanta: is sad

Hywel: "I can hardly move."

Betterton: Can we just, like... Not do the whole torture thing? For once?

Barchar: "Oh, hi Satan."

Betterton: It would be a nice change.

Literally Satan: "Sure bro."

Betterton: ...

Blonde: she walks in. 'cause why not.

Fanta: "I don't wanna hurt you.. dood"

Jäger Leyline: cracks his knuckles

Literally Satan: "You obviously can't go to heaven y'know."

Betterton: I didn't expect that to work, honestly.

Fanta: ((IT HAPPENED AGAIN

Hywel: "..."

: ((What the CP?))

Fanta: ((THE MUSIC

Literally Satan: "Not many do."

Literally Satan: "I'm a chill guy."

: ((Oh okay good))

: ((Bad I mean))

Betterton: Heh. Chill.

Literally Satan: "So uh..."

Vaati: Look. I highly doubt long term solution exists. The best solution is to talk the situation out and kindly request that people please respect that the topic causes anxiety attacks and to kindly refrain from using terms when he is near. In cases where others do not, the stim technique? I believe? That is effective so long as one simply leaves him be. Please relay this message, or, do so in your own simpler terminology.

Betterton: So................ Right.

Literally Satan: "You can either live your life in a world of suffering."

Literally Satan: "Where every few steps you step on sixteen legos, etc."

Literally Satan: "Ooor you can go into the hell black market and try to msuggle reincarnations or some shit."

: ((Mcsnuggle))

Barchar: "I somehow doubt it's incurable. But, I don't disagree entirely."

Literally Satan: "I don't care, all I know is you can't go to heaven, lets hope someone used one of the like, seven hundred ways to revive someone on your ass."

Betterton: Reincarnations? Doesn't that seem pretty... cheap?

Barchar: "He needs therapy, or at least an attempt. But Jager also needs to just...not. Do this."

Literally Satan: "Listen, theres barely anyone here."

Barchar: "So, I'll pass it on.

Vaati: Yes.

Betterton: What if I choose to sit and deliberate my options- wait.

Literally Satan: "With timelines and shit, everyone is getting brought back to life, or is in heaven."

Barchar: [and, she does. Word for word. With the appropriate context.]

Betterton: Why am I even here? I mean, I tried to save the kid.

Azazel: "Hey, I'm here sometimes!"

Betterton: It just... You know...

Literally Satan: "Because you're a rust-snorting child damner."

Betterton: Hell she didn't even die?

Betterton: The rust was necessary for me to not kill everything.

Literally Satan: "Don't worry, i'll give you like a week before some fuck grabs a nearby magic macguffin."

Literally Satan: "That brings you to life."

Betterton: This is just a big scam, isn't it?

Jäger Leyline: goes to punch hywel in the face but stops

Literally Satan: "Yeah, you're legally required to be here like, twice before they'll let you into heaven."

Betterton: Fuck.

Literally Satan: "Wanna watch the new batman movie while we wait for some fuck to revive your ass?"

Jäger Leyline: sighs

Literally Satan: "I've got a lot of overpriced burnt popcorn and dollar store butter."

Betterton: I hear it sucks- oh, I see.

Hywel: -Not like he can really move.-

Azazel: "That's the only damn movie you watch"

Hywel: "Hey hey hey."

Betterton: Yeah, might as well I guess.

Hywel: "Whys that."

Literally Satan: "Alright, cool.|

Hywel: "Why."

Literally Satan: [FIN]

: High Priest Laharlot [Literally Satan] is now High Priest Laharlot [].

Betterton: ((so uh

Betterton: ((now that neither of us have characters

: ((Literally fuckin' Satan

: ((That just happened))

Fanta: "..why would I want to hurt you?"

Betterton: ((want to collaborate or something))

Cowboy Kid: ((byotiful

Azazel: [In the end, Azazel won both times]

Fanta: ((HEY B WANT A CHARACTER

Hywel: "Dunno. Cause it's funny when people get hit in the nuts."

Betterton: ((maaaaybe

Fanta: whimpers

Fanta: ((COOL GET IN PMS

Hywel: "Why did you almost punch me jäger?"

Vaati: goes to the bar and orders a drink.

Jäger Leyline: dunno

: ((I remember the last time me and Laharl collaborated

Azazel: (( Laharl, your song is borked ))

: [so ghost girl that looks over this bar]

: ((Laharl fucking ruined it

Jäger Leyline: saw the opporunity

Hywel: "There has to be a reason."

: He's in the firdge again.

Vaati: downs the drink in one go.

: [i just wanted to kind awarn you some guys are comin thru the telkeport]

: ((That, let alone, proves I don't fuck things up all the time.))

Jäger Leyline: sits on the couch next to Fanta

: ((Jäger: i got laid

: ((Fanta: fuck

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He wakes up.

: BLT's connection timed out.

Vaati: Other than the whole "Jäger being an asshole and sparking anxiety problems" how has everything been?

Vaati: Well, an asshole with good intentions, but.

: The RED teleporter in the corner whirrs up.

Vaati: ...

Vaati: Er.

: Fuck you I need a character and this is too good an oppurtunutiy to pass up.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He stares at it.-

Barchar: "PRetty fine."

Vaati: stares at the RED teleporter.

Vaati: That is... good...

: It activates, theres a giant flash of light.

: AAaaand theres nothing there.

Vaati: covers his eyes.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He runs over to Barchar, using her as a stepping stool to get onto the top on the couch cushion for higher ground.-

Barchar: "...I know it's going to sound strange considering the previous actions, but me and him are...well, considering a relationship. We've said we're in one, but I guess we'd still want to kind of test the waters."

Barchar: "ARGH-FUCKING CATS!"

Vaati: ....Interesting.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Shshshhut up Barchar not now."

: [som1 came thru]

: [whu is it]

Barchar: HMM

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He stares at the Smol.

Barchar: ME IZZIT DA SHPEE

: Yes actually

: ((Scooty booty))

: You can stop now Jerma

: ((Darn))

Barchar: k

Barchar: "Hi, spy."

Cowboy Kid: ((jerma

: SURPRISE IT'S

Vaati: ...

Cowboy Kid: ((jerma

Barchar: "Hon hon hon and all that."

: High Priest Laharlot [] is now High Priest Laharlot [GRAND DAD].

Asriel_Dreemurr: -All instincts are leading to pounce.-

Vaati: uncovers his eyes.

: High Priest Laharlot [GRAND DAD] is now High Priest Laharlot [Spy].

Cowboy Kid: ((THE NUTSHACK

: ((GRAND DAD))

Barchar: what if AD turned back into a goat while he was climbing on her

: ((FLEENSTONES?))

Barchar: (FUCK OFF CK)

Cowboy Kid: ((no u

Spy: "Thank you for making a mockery of my people and my accent." Says a voice in the corner, while a yellow watch is put away.

: (("Sex is no accident."))

Spy: Cloak n Dagger using asshole.

Vaati: ...

Barchar: "Eh."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "HEY."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I want your watch."

Vaati: Er. Greetings?

Barchar: "To be fair, I wasn't quite sure what you were like. Certain...versions of you would likely not have reacted like that."

Spy: "I'll sell it to your for two scrap."

Barchar: "Two scrap for one weapon?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "How do I get scrap?"

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Barchar: "What kind of ripoff are you trying to pull?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I have tin foil."

Spy: He gives a shh to Barchar.

Spy: "Is it a tin foil hat?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I can make a tinfoil hy."

Azazel: spends the night making the basement deeper and deeper

: Hat*

: Vaati [Vaati] joined chat.

Spy: "..."

Spy: "I'll sell it to you for the hat."

Spy: Fuckin' score.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I can make a tinfoil hat. And then light it on fire, too."

: BLT [Betterton] joined chat.

: Frisky "Dry Vagina" Whiskington [] is now Frisky "fuck off you piece of shit" Whiskington [].

Betterton: ((IT'S

Spy: Unusualz don['t work like that."

: ((GRANDDAD.))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "okay gonna a second."

Barchar: "Yeah, unusuals actually work differently."

Betterton: ((wrong

Betterton: ((IT'S

Vaati: ((high

: ((MY LITTLE PONY

Vaati: ((noon

Betterton: ((IT'S

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He goes to mKe a tin foil hat. It's a fucking disgrace cause how does a cat make a tinfoil hat. He returns to his spot into of the couch. and yes he used varchar to get up there again.-

: ((FUCK YOU DAY

Cowboy Kid: ((THE NUTSHACK

Cowboy Kid: ((DAMMIT

Vaati: ((BRITNEY

Barchar: "They have some sort of powersource in them that causes a particle effect that hurts neither the environment nor the people."

Vaati: ((BITCH

: Make*

Vaati: ...

Betterton: ((IT'S

: ((NATIONAL MV DAY

Betterton: ((IT'S

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's holding it in his mouth.-

: ((B'S DILDO

Vaati: ((no thats august 27

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay gimme your watch."

Betterton: ((IT'S

Vaati: ((HIGH

: ((NOON

Barchar: (ALRIGHT BABY WE'LL ALL FLOAT ON)

Betterton: ((SOMEWHERE

: ((Actually))

Spy: He unlatches the water, and tosses it across, immediately taking the hat.

: ((OVER

: ((THE LOVE SHACK

Vaati: ((THE

Barchar: (OVER THE RAINBOW)

Spy: He puts the hat...somewhere, and puts on a new watch.

Betterton: ((IT'S

Spy: An exact same copy of it.

Vaati: ((BRITNEY

: ((FUCKING B

Spy: Spy's mental process.

Vaati: ((BITCH

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Aw fuck how do I put it on."

Betterton: ((IT'S

Betterton: ((MY LIFE

Spy:

: ((STORY

Barchar: "This was not well thought-out."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He hops into bar char, dropping the watch from his moth into her lap._

Vaati: .....

Spy: "No take-backs." He re-cloaks.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Help."

Betterton: ((IT'S NOW OR MEVER

Vaati: Er.

Betterton: ((*NEVER

: ((IT'S ME, DIO

Betterton: ((IT'S

Betterton: ((TIME TO STOP

Vaati: ((IT'S TIME TO TIP THE SCALES

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He holds a law out. So she can put the watch on him.-

: Pas*

: Paw*

Barchar: puts it on, turning invisible. AD bumping against her makesa brown outline however.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "HEY."

Vaati: ...

Betterton: ((AD: I am the law.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I PAID FOR THAT."

Vaati: Er, hello? Sir?

Spy: ((The teleporter reactivates, and Spy is gne.

Betterton: ((IT'S

Fanta: starts taking a bit of armor off

: ((AD: I AM THE INTERNAL FUCKLORD REBORN AS SATAN.))

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He latches to Barchar, so he doenst lose track of her.-

Spy: Because apparently two-way teleporters have finally been invented from the MVM upgrades.

: ((Literally Satan: excuse you?

Vaati: ....

Asriel_Dreemurr: "YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE."

Hywel: "Okaygood good."

Vaati: warps out.

Hywel: "This armour was a terrible idea."

Betterton: ((ok lyrics chain

Vaati: ((gn

Hywel: "I'm all sweaty."

: Vaati's connection timed out.

Betterton: ((Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth))

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Imagine the hook did no damage from bleed.-

Betterton: ((gn gtg

: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -AD is like a scout hooked to a heavy with a quick fix uber.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -And all the scout has in the fan of war.-

: Is*

: BLT's connection timed out.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's just smacking Barchar into submission to get his watch back.-

Fanta: takes off enough to nuzzle into some floof

: Smolapeño [Smolster] disconnected.

Fanta: her nose is bleeding from smacking into the wall a bunch

: Jäger the Angelic Ninja's connection timed out.

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] joined chat.

Hywel: "...You good?"

Fanta: looks up

Barchar: uncloaks."Well,tgats neat. "

Fanta: "Huh.. dood?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He stops.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Were you just testing it?"

: Jäger the Angelic Ninja [Jäger Leyline] joined chat.

Barchar: "Well, yeah."

Barchar: "I won't steal it."

Barchar: "You gave up your hard-earned tinfoil."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He ends he clinging, and then stands on her lap, using his front legs to balance by putting them on her chest, and stares at her face.-

Fanta: feels her nose, wincing

Barchar: "Besides, I could just run into that dimension and pick one up of I wanted."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Help me out it on."

Barchar: shrugs, doing so

Asriel_Dreemurr: -It doesn't fit.-

Barchar: her chest ain't much of a handhold though

Asriel_Dreemurr: "SHIT."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's leaning on it.-

Barchar: it's a watch. It can be refit.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Like, he's standing on her lap, facing her.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Cats legs don't fit Any hole on that.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -And he sure as hell isnt making another hole.-

Spy: Use it as a collar

Asriel_Dreemurr: "GENIUS."

: High Priest Laharlot [Spy] is now High Priest Laharlot [].

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He stays stood where he is until Barchar does the thing.-

Barchar: WHY NOT

Barchar: "That's going to choke you when you change back. C

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fiiine. You need to have it for safe keeping until I turn back."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Don't lose it."

Barchar: "I wouldn't dream of it."

Barchar: puts it in her pocket.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He puts his front paws down, nuzzling his head against her.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Thaanks."

: Jäger the Angelic Ninja's connection timed out.

Barchar: "No problem, Asriel. I hope this wears off soon."

: Jäger the Angelic Ninja [Jäger Leyline] joined chat.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why?"

: Nereid [Nereid] joined chat.

Barchar: "Pretty much everyone but Jager needs this to wear off soon."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Am I bothering you?"

Nereid: rip best squid

Barchar: "So that you can use this? And not be a cat? C

Barchar: "I mean, do you want to be a cat?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Not that much."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I do like sleeping like, all day."

: Jäger the Angelic Ninja's connection timed out.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "In fact.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm gonna go take a nap."

Barchar: "You do that."

Nereid: (( AD: and never wake up

: Jäger the Angelic Ninja [Jäger Leyline] joined chat.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Goodnight."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "At least I get to sleep on people while I'm a cat."

Nereid: e.g. marie

Asriel_Dreemurr: "It's not awkward and stuff."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Foreshadowing.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He hops onto Marie, lying down.-

: Nereid [Nereid] is now Marie [Marie].

Marie: has been sleeping for the past few hours\

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He falls asleep.-

Fanta: there's blud on hywel's fur

Fanta: where she was nuzzling

: [So]

Hywel: "...You should probably go get some paper towel."

: [Most of those curses shouldve worn off by now]

Marie: jacob sartorius

Asriel_Dreemurr: -[i]foreshadowing[/i]-

Barchar: (to be fair the original set was a week. It's been three days.)

Fanta: thought we were doing a week

Fanta: "Right... Dood"

: ((Yeah but))

: ((MERASMUS))

Azazel: still craves toast every now and then, but he kinda leveled up to Azazel because I did it really quick by accident. Also, did Azazel have a third one?

Fanta: heads off to the kitchen, stumbling a bit

: [like im really bad at magic those things have a week tops]

Cowboy Kid: [yee haw]

: Wingless

CryingEevee OOC: ((MERASMUS HUZZAH))

Fanta: you hear an explosion, and something hitting the floor

Azazel: oh shit.

: Jäger the Angelic Ninja's connection timed out.

Hywel: -He rolls off the couch, and manages to get out of armor.-

Azazel: now realizes after about 10 waves of bombs, that he can't get back into the bar.

Hywel: -He goes over.-

: A giant crane is lowered down into the pit.

: Like, a huge fucking crane game.

: It reaches down to grab Azazel, but the child piloting this fucking sucks, and grabs a bomb.

Azazel: "The hell is that"

Barchar: [cool]

Azazel: "NO MY BOMB"

Fanta: hit herself in the nose with a hammer

Fanta: the opposite of fixing a bloody nose

: [why are there so many explosion]

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Suddenly, cat has gote ears. You don't even know when this happened.-

Barchar: [you know as much as I've made it out like I hate you, I think this is the most fun some of us have had in a while. Maybe I'll let you try it out on a few others later. But, uh...]

Hywel: "..."

Azazel: "I mean, I had 98 more, but I like that bomb!"

Barchar: [Maybe a couple fewer life-ruining ones.]

Barchar: [don't worry about the explosions though]

Asriel_Dreemurr: -And now, there is a winged Asriel sitting on Marie's lap, snuggled to her.-

Marie: oh

Marie: my

Marie: fuck

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He, clearly doesn't know this.-

Marie: neither does she

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's sleeping, still thinking he's a cat.-

Azazel: "I WILL GET YOU, BOMB THIEF"

Azazel: "I WILL GET YOU"

: ((Marie wakes up: "WHAT. WHAT THE FUCK. WH- WHY?"

Azazel: "Wait"

Fanta: reforms

: ((AD wakes up: "...You single?"))

Hywel: "..."

Fanta: is on the floor

Marie: (( Marie: "yes"

: ((AD: "Wanna have a three some in a couple of weeks? No I'll probably ditch Friak by that point."

Barchar: (I'd make a joke about Marie fucking Callie but they're canonically cousins sooo)

Fanta: sits up, her nose is even bloodier

Hywel: -He cleans it.-

: Azazel rocketjumps off a bomb /s

Hywel: -he then makes sure it's okay.-

Marie: (( isn't marie like

Marie: (( 17

: The teleporter goes off, and a man in red steps into the bar.

: Before immediately falling through the floor, into the piut.

: High Priest Laharlot [] is now High Priest Laharlot [Soldier].

Azazel: "The hell are you?"

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She is awake. She's gonna laugh at Marie's reaction, but she is currently paying attention to the red guy, who just fell.-

Fanta: just smashed a hammer into her nose

Barchar: looks at him

Hywel: -He sighs.-

Fanta: has a broken nose

Hywel: "We should go to the hospital."

Barchar: (BRAINWASHED. SEXBOT.)

Soldier: The man immediately stands up, saluting

Soldier: ((Funny detail I noticed))

Barchar: "Hi,soldier."

Soldier: ((In tf2, when you inspect skins))

Soldier: ((Soldier doesn't practice gun safety, he fiddles with the trigger on his gun, etc))

Hywel: -He picks her up, going to the hospital.-

Soldier: ((Scout practices actual gun safety, his finger is off the trigger of his pistol, etc))

Hywel: -Unless you don't want that.-

Soldier: ((He's got safeties on))

Marie: Marie wakes up, yawning.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Gote.-

Marie: "...what?"

Marie: She sort of pokes AD a few times.

Soldier: "Soldier, soldier!"

Soldier: He yells at Azazel.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He sort of wakes up. He looks out of it.-

Soldier: He's saying he's a soldier, and calling Azazel a soldier.

Azazel: "Already bored of this."

Marie: wait

Soldier: "We are in a hole!"

Azazel: places down another bomb, and get ready for wave... 12?

Soldier: He says, gesturing to the giant basement.

Marie: does marie even know AD's name

Soldier: "I admire your amazing trench digging skills!"

Azazel: "No shit"

Asriel_Dreemurr: -I think so.-

Fanta: iss cool

Asriel_Dreemurr: -I'm sure He said it at some point.-

Azazel: "Why thank you, I prefer the classic, blow it to hell route"

Soldier: "What is your PLAN TO GET OUT, SOLDIER?" He starts yelling.

Hywel: -They go to hospital.-

Fanta: "I'm sorry dood.."

Fanta: gets her snoot bandaged up

Azazel: "Plannings for people who have too much time on their hands.

Marie: gtg

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Asriel_Dreemurr: -He never woke up.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He still sleep on Tentacle Woman.-

Azazel: "What, do you need a way to get out or somethin?"

Soldier: "...That won't do!"

Soldier: "Listen maggot! Solider! Soldier Maggot!"

Soldier: "Relying on others is the only way to failure! Those weak pansies won't get you out of here ev er!"

Soldier: "Sun Tzu said that!"

Azazel: "Who said I was relying on them?"

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Azazel: "If I were, I woulda stopped already"

Azazel: "Also, what kind of sun god are you worshipping?

Soldier: "Sun Tzu! God of war!" Oh god he's a fucking moron.

Soldier: "Allow me to teach you one of his works, SOLDIER!"

Soldier: He reaches into his large buff banenr backpack, throwing some boots at Azazel.

Azazel: drops the detonator as he is thrown the boots. "The hell are these"

Soldier: "Warfare water-fighting ships!"

Soldier: "ALSO KNOWN AS GUNBOATS, MAGGOT!"

Soldier: "I want you to courhc! Coruch low! Look at the floor with those boots on!"

Soldier: "Gaze into those boots!" He crouches, staring at his boots.

Azazel: "We're in a pit surrounded by bombs, and you want me to put on some damn boots?"

Azazel: "Hell with it" and he follows the fool's instructions by looking into the boots.

Soldier: "Now, jump!"

Soldier: "When you jump, look to the sky!"

Soldier: "And DETONATE THESE WEAPONS, MAGGOT!"

Azazel: puts on the boots, and grabs his detonator. He blasts off into the air, and hits his head on the floor boards.

Soldier: Soldier rockets past Azazel, grabbing the demon as he flies up.

Soldier: "YOU HAVE LEARNED THE ART OF WARFARE'S MOST ADVANCED FIGHTING!"

Soldier: "rocket jumping!" He proudly salutes, now on the bar floor.

Azazel: "...Alright, that happened."

Soldier: "Maggot! You have just ridden on the winds of your own destruction!"

Soldier: "DID YOU FEEL THE POWER FLOWING THROUGH THE SHRAPNEL IN THE AIR AS YOU DOMINATED THE SKIES/"

Azazel: "Hell yeah!"

Azazel: "You know what that power is making me want to do?"

Soldier: "NOW KEEP LEARNING! PRACTICE THIS ART UNTIL YOU CAN WATCH AS YOU SOAR OVER YOUR ENEMIES, DOMINATING THEM WITH AIRFORCE AND EXPLOSIVE WEAPONRY LIKE NOTHING BEFORE!"

Azazel: "Go the fuck back down there and do it again!"

Soldier: "SIR YES SIR!" He backflips down in the cavity in the earth.

Barchar: "Godspeed you glorious bastard." she said, smiling at soldier

Azazel: "I meant I was going to do it."

Soldier: He's a dumbass.

Soldier: He soon flies back up, with some kind of black box-shaped rocket launcher.

Azazel: "Alright see you on the flip side"

Azazel: jumps down the hole.

Soldier: The soldier sits at a bar table, sipping a cup of joe, and smirking.

Soldier: Another student taught at Jump Academy.

Azazel: (( -Azazel finds the surface- ))

Soldier: CaU, in which the TF2 soldier teaches Azazel from BoI Afterbirth to Rocket Jump

: Fanta [Fanta] is now The Voice [The Voice].

The Voice: "Do you like my songs, my dear chara?"

Azazel: jumps back to the bar floor with lasers following behind him. "How's that for a fuckin' light show"

Azazel: (( While a ghost Chara, a Cat Asriel, and a Grillby watch ))

Soldier: "GOOD WORK SOLDIER!"

: Bar!Chara's connection timed out.

Azazel: nods, slightly sick of the yelling voice already.

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Barchar: "Oh, hi, random voice. And no."

Azazel: "..Just realized, how the hell are we gonna make sure people don't fall into that hole"

Barchar: "And what the fuck do you mean, anyway? 'My dear Chara'. Pah."

Azazel: : Destroying shit now, take cares of holes later.

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Azazel: (( Laharl, are you not counting this as a high quality rip ))

Soldier: My plug is muted.

Soldier: "COVER IT UP WITH A VERY LARGE BOMB HATCH FOR GREY MANN'S ROBOTS TO NUKE THIS ENTIRE BAR!"

Azazel: (( It's in your playlist ))

Soldier: "AND THEN DEFEND THAT BOMB HATCH WITH SEVERAL ARMED MERCENARIES, AND MAKE THEM USE MONEY TO UPGRADE THEIR WEAPONRY TO DEFEND IT!"

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The Voice: ((Someone is talking in his sleep

The Voice: plays billie jean nightcore

Azazel: "Y'know where someone could get a very large bomb hatch."

Soldier: "MANN CO. INDUSTRIES!"

Azazel: "...No idea where the hell that's at

Barchar: "Are you dodging the question?"

Barchar: plot twist, the voice is barsriel somehow

The Voice: "You are dear to me"

The Voice: "All my patrons are"

The Voice: ((Oh yeah he exists

The Voice: ((Uh, he's been dimension hopping for funsies

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Barchar: "You have an interesting way of expressing that."

Barchar: (eh tbh we can just forget about him lol)

Soldier: The man abruptly 'taunts'

Soldier: And by that I mean he plays his trumpet.

Soldier: The FUBAR fANFARE TUANT.

Cowboy Kid: ((bwam bwam bwam bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam

Cowboy Kid: [yee haw]

Cowboy Kid: ((great conversation starter

Barchar: breathes deep. "God, why is this my life."

Barchar: was that a text to her?

Soldier: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING BAGPIPES OUTSIDE MY WINDOW

Azazel: (( Oh my god ))

Azazel: (( Cheer him on ))

Soldier: ITS 2 FUCKING AM

Azazel: (( CHEER HIM ON ))

The Voice: ((Any of you shits know what burning man is

Azazel: (( Somewhat ))

Soldier: OKAY BACK

Soldier: I GAVE HIM A 20

The Voice: ((Because we're going there tomorrow, if I finish the map for lonnie desert

Azazel: (( THERE YOU GO ))

Soldier: I TOLD HIM TO GO PISS OFF MY NEIGHBORS

Cowboy Kid: ((beautiful

Soldier: HE'S LIUTERALLY SITTING AT THEIR WINDOW

Soldier: PLAYING THE BAGPIPES LOUDLY

The Voice: ((And you all can be artists

The Voice: ((And make this thing out of cocaine

The Voice: ((And swear to god it says

Cowboy Kid: ((yee haw

The Voice: ((Yee haw

Soldier: ((eat))

Soldier: ((Sleep))

Soldier: ((race))

Soldier: ((repeat))

Soldier: ((Eat))

Soldier: ((Sleep))

Soldier: ((rave))

Soldier: ((repeat))

The Voice: ((Race

: Azazel [Azazel] is now DamnDude [DamnDude].

DamnDude: (( Eat ))

DamnDude: (( Sleep ))

Cowboy Kid: ((yee haw

DamnDude: (( LET THE BASS KICK ))

The Voice: makes dank memes

Cowboy Kid: ((O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA

The Voice: ((Going to sleep now

Cowboy Kid: ((gn

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Cowboy Kid: ((10/10 best lyrics

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DamnDude: (( BLOCKBUSTER ))

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Soldier: "...!"

Soldier: He's so loud his ellipses have exclamation marks.

Soldier: So, who wants to work for a Support Token

: Me

DamnDude: (( Do I know the answer? ))

Cowboy Kid: ((the awnser is yee haw

Cowboy Kid: ((or C

Cowboy Kid: ((if multiple choice

: I will fucking work

: For it

Soldier: http://wings.io/#1jk0

Soldier: Thats all the hint your getting

: Well fuck.

Soldier: Three kills.

Soldier: BRAIN POWER has achieved 1 kill.

: I'm Ink

Cowboy Kid: ((more off screen deaths than hotline miami 2

: SWOOD YOU FUCKING

Soldier: BRAIN POWER HAS ACHIEVED TWO KILLS

Soldier: BRAIN POWER HAS ACHIEVED THREE KILLS.

Soldier: STAGE TWO:

DamnDude: (( ADRENALINE WAS INDEED PUMPING ))

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Soldier: I'm on a server in Diep.io

Soldier: You'll know which one.

: No I fucking don't

Soldier: ...

Soldier: Trying to find one with a low amount of people

Soldier: Fuckin

: LOLRIP

Soldier: Those of you with Chrome

Soldier: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/diep-friends-by-creators/fbhaejibfpkjkblcnhccangahmmlgejd?pageId=112710118376355604866

Soldier: 30977 Is the Friends ID.

Soldier: Come find me. One kill is all you need for stage 2.

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: I think I saw you fucking die

Cowboy Kid: ((quad tank is shit

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DamnDude: (( ...I can't believe I have to deal with assholes and mouse issues ))

Soldier: Level 30 now

Soldier: I'm night unkillable on your own

Soldier: Team up to win

: Everybody's going to fucking die

Cowboy Kid: ((I"m a terrible person at diep

Cowboy Kid: ((and life in general :P

Cowboy Kid: ((grinding simulator 2016

Soldier: ((I'll be waiting for you in the top left corner.

Soldier: ((Come to me when you're ready

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DamnDude: (( Well ))

DamnDude: (( Im pissed ))

Soldier: ((Eh fuck it, i'm gonna go back to roaming))

DamnDude: (( Fuck laptops, theyre so shitty, cant handle a minor fist of rage without crashing ))

: ((I'm farming still

Soldier: ((If I run into you well, lets hope I don't literally run into you))

: ((Hah

Cowboy Kid: ((grind.io

DamnDude: (( I was level 29 ))

DamnDude: (( And now i have to wait for it to be undead ))

Soldier: Lol frisky

Soldier: 10/10 damage output

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: CK you fuck

: We're supposed to be working together

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: I'm going to leave CK to fend off Laharl on his own

: If he gets the token, sweet

: But it's way too late for me

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Soldier: Literally hunting him down rk

: I'm too tired to grind all night, I'll stick to staying here

: CK is fucked

: By the way he's Swood and he should also be a Gunner

Soldier: Got ran over

Cowboy Kid: ((I'm subhuman lol

Cowboy Kid: ((gg

: RIP

: I think Laharl beat us on that

DamnDude: (( Cheers love ))

Cowboy Kid: ((what kind of spawn was that

Soldier: You can always try again

DamnDude: (( Im back bitches ))

Soldier: Or keep trying to kill me

Soldier: 30977

Cowboy Kid: ((I spawned infront of a shotgunner

: Are we able to try again tomorrow morning

Cowboy Kid: ((this shit is grindy and boring imo

: Or nah

Cowboy Kid: ((its probably because i suck at this game

Cowboy Kid: ((i suck at most games really

: ((CK: i also suck at sex

Cowboy Kid: ((pretty much

: ((CK: i also suck at toddler games

Cowboy Kid: ((yep

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Soldier: tfw you save DDs life

DamnDude: (( ..Theres one major issue with this idea laharl ))

: Laharl: DD! Noooo! DD: Fuck.. it's over for me-- Laharl: -shoots down guy- DD: HOLY SHIT I'M ALIVE THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A DRAMATIC DEATH SCENE

Soldier: The fact that you fucks let me hit level 45?

DamnDude: (( The server has a lot of other people now, and it makes grinding longwr ))

Cowboy Kid: ((The fact that im here?

Cowboy Kid: ((yee haw

: ((I get fucking murdered before I can even reach Laharl

: ((And when I get the chance it's too late

: ((Laharl is now buff

: ((And has a six pack

DamnDude: (( CK, i will be back in a min to help you, but i need a mouse that isnt shit ))

Soldier: CHECK THE SCOREBOAR :D

Cowboy Kid: ((I got to like ninth before i died upon spawn twice

Cowboy Kid: ((such is life

DamnDude: (( IT'S SHOW TIME! ))

Cowboy Kid: ((the game refuses to connect

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Soldier: So DD.

Soldier: DD , can you defeat me?

Cowboy Kid: ((I dont think i can play

Cowboy Kid: ((o hey it connected after 10,000 years

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Soldier: I'M DEAD

Soldier: OH SHIT I GOTTA REFORM BEFORE YOU KICK MY ASS

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: LOLRIP

: KICK HIS ASS DD

: GET THE SUPPORT TOKEN FOR ALL OF US

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DamnDude: (( I CAN'T FIND HIM ))

DamnDude: (( AND SOME FUCKER JUST KILLED ME ))

: ((FUCK

: ((I DON'T KNOW IF WE CAN DO THIS

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Soldier: SHIT

Soldier: MY UPGRADES AREN'T AS GOOD

Soldier: I HIT HARD BUT I'M NOT AS BULKY

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DamnDude: (( OK wow ))

DamnDude: (( Two fuckbois are teaming up now and making it even harder to grind ))

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DamnDude: (( Laharl, on your next death could you find us an empty server ))

DamnDude: (( this is is getting annoying ))

Soldier: Sure?

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Soldier: Brobot and co. are actually friendly

Soldier: Just spin and they won't shoot

DamnDude: (( Not them ))

DamnDude: (( The people who have the fucking tag and annoying ass 6 way shot ))

Soldier: ((SO I JSUT UPGRADED INTO A TANK THAT TURNS INVISIBLE))

Cowboy Kid: ((I got teamed by those MG dudes

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Cowboy Kid: ((Those same fucks again

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DamnDude: (( I am getting teamed by MG, or getting attacked by someone then sent to MG ))

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DamnDude: (( And MG has taken all the good grinding areas ))

DamnDude: (( This is why I don't play this shit anymore ))

Cowboy Kid: ((I say we start an anti mg

Soldier: Alright, how about this

Soldier: I'll swap servers.

Soldier: CHANGING SERVER!

DamnDude: (( And that server name is john cena? ))

Soldier: 30263

Soldier: This one ahs slightly less players, and no guilds so far

Soldier: Nearly empty leaderboard, with two guys utterly dominating

Cowboy Kid: Just FFA

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DamnDude: (( GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOD ))

Soldier: THIS LEGACY GUY

Soldier: CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF

Soldier: ((FUCK THIS SERVER))

Soldier: ((IT'S LITERALLY FULL OF EVERY SINGLE MAX LEVEL TEAMED UP))

Soldier: ((TO FUCK UP NEW GUYS))

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Cowboy Kid: ((the center is designed to be dangerous

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Soldier: Shit swood saw me

DamnDude: (( FUCK ))

DamnDude: (( I WAS LEVEL 45 AND RANDOMS KILLED ME BECAUSE I WAS TOO SLOW TO FIND YOU ))

Soldier: ((If it helps I fucked up my upgrades))

Soldier: ((I'm really easy to kill now))

DamnDude: (( This has easily been one of the three worst support tokens. ))

DamnDude: (( Just because other people ruined it ))

Soldier: (( I wish we could make a private ))

Soldier: ((But I can't give out too many at a time, so i jsut made this one difficult as hell

DamnDude: (( But it's not difficult because the game is hard and you're playing good, although one of those things is true, it's because now we have to deal with assholes ))

Soldier: ((I'm currently a Manager))

Soldier: ((A manager hides in one place and makes Minions fight for him))

Soldier: ((Just use a fucking siper and kick my weak ass))

Cowboy Kid: ((I look away for 2 seconds

Cowboy Kid: ((my fault :P

Soldier: ((Bottom left corner))

Soldier: ((Come get me mofo))

Soldier: ((If you're REALLY frustrated))

Soldier: ((I can mvoe backt o Wings))

Cowboy Kid: ((I'm subhuman trash :P

Cowboy Kid: ((at diep

DamnDude: (( Laharl, it's almost 4AM, I'm doing this for the fucking Token at this point ))

Soldier: ((Alright, Wings.io))

Soldier: http://wings.io/#1jic

Soldier: Five Kills.

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Soldier: 1

Cowboy Kid: 2

Soldier: 2

Soldier: 3

Soldier: BUT FUK YEAH THAT AIRSHOT

Cowboy Kid: everything is in the air

Soldier: 4

Cowboy Kid: 5

Cowboy Kid: got 3 picks on low hp people

Cowboy Kid: In reality you probably shouldve won

Soldier: 5, you got the token.

DamnDude: (( I don't think you got the goal ))

DamnDude: (( We were killing him ))

Soldier: (( God I should've jsut fucking kept it at Wings.io

DamnDude: (( Here's what I'll say ))

Soldier: (( Oh well, atleast you worked for the token this time so Slarv can't get pissed at me 0)

DamnDude: (( Both have assholish people, but there's very little build up in wings ))

DamnDude: (( It takes minutes to build up in diep, and it's fucking annoying ))

Soldier: ((In Diep, you could tell the moment I started fucking defending you so you could grow to kill my ass))

Cowboy Kid: ((diep is a very realistic game

DamnDude: (( And when you can't build up, it's fucking terrible ))

Cowboy Kid: ((Its only fun at the top

Soldier: ((I'll keep it to fast games now))

DamnDude: (( Diep also has a large fucking map ))

DamnDude: (( So if we level up, we could die before we find you ))

Soldier: ((Hm, maybe I could slide one in BoI))

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Soldier: ((DD, are you capable of screenshotting?))

DamnDude: (( Yes ))

DamnDude: (( But, I can one up you on that ))

DamnDude: (( Go to our pms ))

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Soldier: [color=rainbow]Lol[/color]

Jäger Leyline: (oi

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CryingEevee OOC: ((my broken freakin controller killed my isaac save. well, replaced it with my old rebirth save, but that's still a lot of progress lost including godhead and keeper unlocked))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm really mad right now.))

Yazan: ((sucks

CryingEevee OOC: ((i'm just gonna use a freakin save editor))

CryingEevee OOC: ((at this point))

Yazan: ((I'm exhausteed

Yazan: (I've had too much to drink

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Yazan: (hey slarv

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Soldier: http://prntscr.com/bw5xwc TFW YOUR CARRYING YOUR TEAM SO FUCKING HARD

Soldier: THAT TEAM HAD A NCIE PERCH ON MY BACK

: ((throw throw throw

Soldier: ((CHECK THAT DAMN LEADERBOARD

: ((Throw the game))

Soldier: ((I have the strongest wep in the game

Soldier: ((WHya re these fucks trying to melee me))

Soldier: ((Where the wep is its strongest

: ((Kek))

: ((Outta Kek))

Soldier: ((I literally one shot you))

Soldier: ((Don't get up in my face))

Soldier: ((WHERE ITS EASIER TO ONE SHOT YOU))

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: ((Well))

: ((You can't really blame them))

: ((They're prolly like "Ah shit better fully upgrade my contact damage and ram into them cause it won't matter anyways."))

Soldier: ((Hybrid's cannosn are slow as fuck))

Soldier: ((Just, snipe me))

: ((Or use drones))

: ((Those are drones right))

: ((I'm calling them drones))

Soldier: ((The cannon fucking incinerates drones))

Soldier: ((ANyways, I just got my cannon back))

Soldier: ((Time to go one-shot Miguel and take my fucking place back)

: ((By a sniper))

: ((Did you get killed))

: ((Thanks parp))

: ((For switching those, that was totally neccesary))

Soldier: I love it when i fucking glance someone

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Soldier: And they start backing the fuck up immediately

Soldier: Like

Soldier: 'OH SHIT RIGHT THAT THING CAN ONE-SHOT KILL ME'

Soldier: And by the time you've topped the leaderboard, the enemy leaders now run away on sight.

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: ((Kek))

Barchar: (You picked an apt name, because, uh...you're a monster that makes the enemy feel helpless? Maybe?)

Barchar: (I dunno. I knew I wanted to make some joke on Cave Story Toroko but I didn't think it through super well)

: ((Laharl what is he is of the game you're in))

Soldier: ((It wasn't really a joke))

Soldier: ((Although I do have a habit of doing the friendly 'spin' motion))

Soldier: ((And then shooting them in the fucking back when their close))

: ((evil))

Soldier: ((leaderboard))

Soldier: ((Also, I had Toroko's Theme blaring))

Barchar: (really they shouldn't be fooled with that leader board)

Soldier: ((I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT))

Soldier: ((By the end of it I was literally hunting down anyone below me))

Soldier: ((Miguel was in for a fucking death sentence))

Soldier: ((Turns out Miguel was outside our spawn, using an invisible tank to snipe down level 1s.))

: ((What is the upgrade path for the hybrid))

Soldier: ((I learned this because a stray cannonball of doom got him and I saw it on my kiillfeed))

Soldier: ((Machine Gun-Destroyer-Hybrid))

Soldier: ((Make sure you max out Bullet Damage, Bullet Piercing, and Bullet Speed))

Soldier: ((Health adn Regen are secondary))

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Soldier: ((Hey Timeywim whats the difference between you and an egg))

: ((No reload?))

Soldier: ((No reload))

Soldier: ((Eggs get laid!))

Soldier: http://imgur.com/FVHNkmh

Soldier: ((Yo AD you missed the great diep goose chase last night))

Soldier: ((I went into Diep as Support Token))

Soldier: ((And posted the room in the chat))

Soldier: ((THey never managed to fucking kill me so we just played wings.io))

: ((Rip))

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Soldier: ((So))

Soldier: ((Anyone got a favorite soda

: ((Pitch black mtn dew is pretty good

Soldier: ...

Soldier: http://i.imgur.com/XHBa71T.jpg

Soldier: Code Red is totally fucking better.

: ((What))

: ((I perfer the pitch black, but they're both really good))

: ((Baka blast is good too))

Soldier: So you like edge with your doritos

: ((I just like Mountain Dew))

: ((The kickstarts are great too))

: ((The grape one is good))

: ((The black cherry one is better))

Soldier: ((Black Cherry kickstart imo

: ((Blueberry pomegranate is alright))

: ((I don't actually think I've had strawberry kiwi))

: ((I've actually just realized that Mountain Dew is my favorite soda))

: ((Like, all of them are good))

: ((Except for the electric whatever one))

: ((That one is meh))

Soldier: ((I like dollar brand cokes))

: ((I like any cookies that aren't like))

: ((Oatmeal raisin))

Soldier: ((Hey wanna know something you probably never got))

Soldier: ((Delta Rune is an anagram of Undertale))

: ((I did tho))

: ((This was discussed in xyzzy days))

Soldier: Aw

: ((Kek))

: High Priest Laharlot [Soldier] is now High Priest Laharlot [].

: ((I'm such a prick in this game))

: ((Get the Diep.Io with Friends addon for chrome))

: ((So we can join the same room and I can kick your ass))|

: ((You can just take the link though))

: ((And I'm playin a different game))

: ((Ah))

: ((Q_Q

: ((Before you join a game, I'm fairly sure it shows you where you're joining))

: nope, doesnt

: ((No?))

: ((I'll text it after this match))

: (Test*

: ((prolly gonna die soon))

: ((I just wanna get one kill with this trap))

: ((I've been sitting here waiting the whole game I'm getting a fucking kill with this trap))

: ((What trap

: ((I set up a snare))

: ((And then put C4 next to it))

: ((And I don't have any cosmetics on so they'll think I'm noob))

: ((They'll run into the obvious trap))

: ((And then I'll be happy))

: ((THIS))

: ((MOTHER FUCKER))

: ((THINKS HE CAN KILL ME))

: ((WITH A GUN?))

: ((Rip me))

: ((Okay))

: ((Are we gon do FFA or Team FFA))

: ((Or something else))

: FFA

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: ((Fuck))

: ((Okay what's the add in))

: On*

: ((Diep.io with Friends))

: ((Oh, AD

: ((Prepare to get fucked if you're not good at Diep.io

: ((Remember when you tried to kill me with your gunner))

: ((I'm alright))

: ((And I just fucking ran you down))

: ((With body damage))

: 31275 is the Friends ID

: ((Okay))

: ((Yep

: ((It was hilarious.

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: Marie [Marie] is now Marie [].

: ((Ayy))

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: (( hi

: ((hi

: ((SO ID IED))

: ((aND THEN SPAWNED NEXT TO A SHOTGUN TANK))

: ((AND LOST MROE LEVELS

: ((DO WE GET THE SUPPORT TOKEN NOW /S

: THIS HAPPENED FOUR TIMES))

: ((Nah you never got that token))

: ((>/S

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Verum: ((hello

: ((hi tri

Verum: ((oh we're playing diep.io

Verum: ((okay

: ((Dude))

: ((I'm already hybrid))

: ((I can imagine Tri just casually entering and waving "hello"

: ((While all this shit

: ((Is going on

Verum: ((lol

Verum: ((so where do i go and what do i do

: ((Bread I had a full hybrid))

: ((And i'm level 1))

: (( 31275 ))

: ((Get the Diep.io with friends thing))

Verum: ((okay

: ((Kill the motherfucker

: ((Laharl: -tosses tri a shotgun- Good luck. -goes around shooting other people with guns-

: ((Tri: -stands there- okay?

Verum: ((Tri: - farms the entire damn game -

: ((Bred #2

Verum: ((i can't put in a name seems legit

: (( 2lazy to get my laptop and go to diepio

: ((Top))

Verum: ((i am temporarily banned for apparently server searching

Verum: ((okay

: (( gonna get my laptop

Verum: ((wow my internet's bad

: ((Are you el Trololo))

Verum: ((no i'm just tri

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: ((FUCK))

: Torokowned

Verum: ((i probably have to restart my computer, brb

: Verum's connection timed out.

: (( mfw blood stains on skirt

: FUCK

: *PRESS ENTER TO CONTINUE*

: ((KEK))

: YOU WON'T FUCKING REGISTER THE ENTER KEY

: ((I KILLED LEADER AND GON WIN NOW))

: ((I'll take you on))

: ((From level 1 to 45, d-d-duel))

: Nvm diep won't work now

: Won't register my enter key

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's still sleeping where he was btw.-

: High Priest Laharlot [] is now High Priest Laharlot [Poppy].

Poppy: IS FUCKING DEAD

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Asriel_Dreemurr: -He never woke up./

: High Priest Laharlot [Poppy] is now High Priest Laharlot [].

Verum: ((ba---poppy died

Verum: ((what

: ((B got my new main into a situation where she can't be in the bar ever again))

: ((Within a day))

Verum: ((welp rip

: So that means the teleporter in the bar, starts spinning.

Verum: - A small explosion occurs in the bar. Very small. Like, Sans sized. And it implodes, leaving Verum there. -

Verum: hey.

: "Howdy." Says a hard-hatted, overalls wearing man. Carrying a giant red box.

Verum: huh, you're new here aren't you?

: "Yeeup." He says, throwing the box down, and...smacking it severyal times with a wrench.

Verum: welcome to the bar. i'm verum, nice to meet you.

: This isn't how you building, but soon the man's made some kind of wierd box thing filled with emdicine out of a box.

: "Dell Conaphgager, but my coworkers just call me Engie, proud to be at service." He says, his overly emphasized sothern accent ringing.

Verum: what brings you here?

: "Zonin' out the bar as a possible combat area where we fight our own dopplegangers in blue clothing over pits of gravel and dust."

: (("The teleported does."))

: "Usual stuff."

Verum: ...stranger stuff has happened i guess. though it'd be nice if you did that outside instead.

Verum: but good luck.

: The man abruptly shouts, at the top of his lungs.

: "SPAH SAPPIN MAH DISPENSER"

: And dissapears through a second teleporter.

Verum: ...

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Verum: sits on the couch.

: https://soundcloud.com/beweress/buttsex

Verum: ((wowie

: High Priest Laharlot [] is now THE ENTIRETY OF THE US ELECTIVE SENATE [].

: THE ENTIRETY OF THE US ELECTIVE SENATE [] is now High Priest Laharl [].

: A man drops down from behind Verum.

: "Surprise muthafucka!"

Verum: hey.

: Upon Verum turning, a man is behind him.

: He's got pastries.

: "Some pies muthafucka!"

Verum: ...

Verum: cool.

: A man in a mcdonalds outfit appears next to him.

Verum: turns to him.

: "Some fries muthafucka!"

Verum: i like fries.

: A man holding a stapler, some pencils, and an eraser appears.

Verum: i'm also confused---hey.

: "Supplies mothafucka!"

: A man in a nun's robe, holding a bible appears.

: "All rise muthafucka!"

Verum: hey.

: ((-Man in Mccree costume))

: (("DEAD EYE, MUTHA FUCKA))

: A second asriel on the couch rips off his head, revealing it to be a costume.

: "Disguise muthafucka!"

Cowboy Kid: ((A man holding a copy of the hunger games appears

Verum: this is elaborate. i like it.

: ((RUE DIES, MUTHAFUCKA))

: An extremely small shirted man walks in through the anydoor, holding a reciept.

Cowboy Kid: (yessss

: "Wrong size muthafucka!"

: A man slides in with a copy of a famous hit scientific TV show.

Verum: ...

: "Bill Nye's muthafucka!"

Verum: ((bloo---fuck they left

: A man walks in with his son, slapping him, the child begins to sob.

: ((-Man with pepper spray in eyes-))

: "Still cries muthafucka!"

Verum: wh---

: ((MY EYES, MUTHA FUCKA))

Verum: uh...

: They all unzip their pants.

: "Loose flies muthafucka!"

: ((OH))

Verum: okay...?

: A man with an australian accent and a grenade launcher rolls in.

: "Rip tires muthafucka!"

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Verum: it's getting a bit crowded.

: A spider drops down from the ceiling onto Verum, eating a fly.

: "Circle of lives muthafucka!"

Verum: ...

: ((That's a stretch))

Verum: how is a spider in on this?

: A man walks in with a copy of the entire script of CAU

Verum: ((oh god

: "OOC LIES MUTHAFUCKA!"

Verum: ((that's a long book

Verum: ooc?

Verum: and what's cau?

: ((it's longer than the bible

: A man rolls in, with a copy of DBZ.

: "Son Goku dies, muthafucka!"

Verum: yeah i've watched it, thanks though.

: A man in armor walks in, chugging a thing of estus.

: "Sun rise muthafucka!"

: A small child from Columbia walks in with ak-47.

Verum: actually it's [s]high[/s] noon.

: "This joke dies muthafucka!"

: The columbian school shooter kills all the men, leaving.

Verum: oh...oh.

Verum: this is. a lot of bodies.

: But theres one last man, he reaches up, and grabs Tri.

: "Real life muthafucka!"

Verum: ((WHAT

Verum: ((NO

Verum: ((help

: He then dies.

Verum: who are you?

Verum: ((tri or the guy

: yes

Verum: ((k

: the guy

: ((Yes doesn't answer that question))

Verum: - Tri GTFO's. -

: ((Kek))

Verum: ...

Asriel_Dreemurr: -AND HE IS STILL SLEEP.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He slept through the gun shots.-

: FFrisk boots online for half a second.

Verum: puts some machinery on each corpse and presses a button. The room fills with smoke, and it clears out, the corpses gone.

Verum: hey.

: "Robot Life muthafucka!"

Verum: what.

: She goes back to sleep.

Verum: help.

Frisk_Dreemurr: "...?"

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She shrugs.-

: FFrisk was momentarily taken over by the joke.

Verum: hey you, are you sane?

: ((I have a tiny cactus near me))

Verum: - to Frisk Dreemurr -

: omg you too

Frisk_Dreemurr: "YeH."

: yeah*

: i keep one in my windowsill

: ((We should both eat them))

: i got it like, a decade ago.

Verum: phew. good.

: nah fam mine needs watering

Verum: did you see all that or am i insane?

: A man walks in.

Frisk_Dreemurr: -Did she see it?-

: He examines Verum's eyes, ears.

: "Mental Psyche muthafucka!"

Verum: no please.

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Yeah I'm seeing it."

Verum: okay thank god.

: "How would you rate your mental appointment today on a 1-10."

Verum: well so far 2.

: The man leaves.

: You just cost him his job.

Verum: okay bye.

Verum: - lolrip -

: If he doesn't get above 6 he goes jobless.

Cowboy Kid: ((yee haw

Verum: ((hello

Cowboy Kid: ((hi

Verum: ((hey

Cowboy Kid: ((https://i.redd.it/cy9fd3lxepax.png

Verum: ((lel

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Barchar: (hi)

Verum: ((hi dd

Verum: ((hi flame

DamnDude: (( Jesus christ Laharl how are you already up ))

Cowboy Kid: ((!:30 PM for me

Cowboy Kid: ((1:30

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DamnDude: (( Not that ))

Verum: ((i'm gonna have a piece of bread

DamnDude: (( I passed out around 6 hours ago and we were in plug DJ together, and he was just about to go play TF2 ))

Cowboy Kid: ((I quit a bit after 5 AM

: ((>Implying I went to sleep

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Verum: ((oh wow

DamnDude: (( How the fuck ))

Barchar: (So like)

Barchar: (You're probably gonna pass out the second you close your eyes)

: ((I'm trying right now))

: ((I cant fucking sleep))

Verum: ((wow

DamnDude: (( Oh ))

: ((Insomnia?))

Cowboy Kid: ((You might have a sleeping problem

Verum: sits next to literally the only other awake person. "what's up?"

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Not much."

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Kinda boring here for the times it's not weird."

Verum: at least when it's not chaos it's also not destructive, i suppose.

: ((It's probably a stupid idea))

: ((To have this little cactus so close to my keyboard))

Verum: ((probably yeah

Barchar: is awake

Verum: sat next to the only person he knew was awake, then

: ((Fuck))

Barchar: that's fair she doesn't look super awake

: ((It was a bad idea))

Verum: ((did you get poked

DamnDude: (( He ate it ))

: ((The spines are tiny but hurt like shit))

: ((Like, this cactus is a pice of a bigger one))

: ((It's literally 2 inches tall))

Verum: ((rip

Verum: by the way, nice to meet you. you must've heard my name right?

: ((I used to have tiny ceramic pots nearby)

: ((I'm casually just playing the new update of Starbound

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Verum, right?"

Frisk_Dreemurr: "I'm frisk."

: ((It's a lot fucking better imo

Verum: yep. and hi frisk.

Verum: ((when i want to be social but i don't know what to ask

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Nice to meet you aswell, by the way."

: ((Same))

Verum: thanks. so why were you here awake and alone?

Cowboy Kid: ((yee haw is a great conversation starter

Verum: ((can confirm /s

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Not alone. Just my boyfriend got turned into a cat."

Frisk_Dreemurr: "And he was sleeping on that girl over there."

Frisk_Dreemurr: "He changed back overnight.

Verum: oh, okay. why were you the only one awake then? couldn't sleep?

: ((Okay new rule putting that shit cactus away))

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Well, it's the afternoon."

Frisk_Dreemurr: "You'd expect to be awake."

Verum: true. i guess they're just sleeping in.

Frisk_Dreemurr: "I'm fairly new hetero

: here*

Frisk_Dreemurr: "It's probably a normal thing."

Verum: i guess i shouldn't be surprised.

Verum: besides, with what the bar has to hold, sleep is definitely necessary, so.

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Yep, that's true."

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Alot of crazy things have happened here."

Verum: are you used to it yet?

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Frisk_Dreemurr: "Mostly."

Frisk_Dreemurr: "I've been talking to this robot cat girl person."

Frisk_Dreemurr: "She's been powered off for a while."

Verum: i can give them an infinite battery if they want. i do that kind of stuff.

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Is it a double A battery?"

Barchar: (fucking hetero)

Verum: it can be anything. watch this.

Barchar: (1010 bread)

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She watches.-

: ((SHhh))

: [so wierd ghost girl]

: [does soldier know im here]

Verum: - He transforms into a ton of mechanics, places a table with a lot of stuff on it, and then transforms back. -

: He's probably texting a fucking empty phone

Verum: - And then he goes to the table, puts a pill-like thing on a battery, and waits. -

Frisk_Dreemurr: "How'd you do that?"

Verum: - Eventually the pill disappears into the battery. He transforms again, reabsorbs the table, and then transforms back. -

Verum: - And he's holding the battery. -

Barchar: [I haven't told him]

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Huh..."

Verum: well, i'm basically just...machine, so.

Verum: i look human but i can take on a ton of forms and do a ton of things.

Verum: well humanish i guess. organic, more so.

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Alright."

Frisk_Dreemurr: "That's cool."

Verum: well now this battery is infinitely powered. so there's that.

Verum: when she wake up i'll ask her if she wants it.

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Alrighty."

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Not like AAs are hard to come across anyways."

Frisk_Dreemurr: "But not needing them would be good."

Verum: just a little something to help.

Verum: do you need anything?

: She isn't gonna 'wake up'

: Theres a fuckin' windows power button on her neck.

Verum: - oh okay -

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Oh god."

Verum: - close enough -

Verum: ?

Frisk_Dreemurr: "I'm so stupid."

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She presses the fucking On/Off button-

Verum: ...oh.

: FFrisk's eyes turn into the wii shop menu loading symbol.

: And she plays the opening theme to that overwatch PoTG jingle

Verum: huh.

: "...Hello?"

Frisk_Dreemurr: "You good?"

: "...Why wouldn't I be, nya?"

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Dunno, you were powered off for a while."

Barchar: "Good morning, Frisk.

: "..." She facepalms.

: Right in the dent under her left eye.

Verum: by the way, i made an infinite battery for you.

Frisk_Dreemurr: "I'm sorry, I forgot how robot worked..."

: FFrisk's robot model is like a window 9000 PC got put on a Frisk version of the Bastion Origins skin

: "...Nya?"

Verum: do you want it?

: "...I guess?"

Verum: okay, where does your battery go?

: "...Just hand it to me."

Verum: hands it to her.

: She roughly jams the battery into a slot in her left eye.

: Huh, the batteries form her 'pupils'

Verum: oh, cool.

Verum: well, thanks to that you [i]should[/i] never run out of battery. unless it gets busted or something.

: "...Well thats very n-"

Frisk_Dreemurr: "...?"

: She slaps the fucking power button by turning her chin down.

: 10/10

Verum: ...

Frisk_Dreemurr: "..."

Cowboy Kid: ...

Verum: presses it.

Cowboy Kid: ((yee haw

: She doesn't boot on, theres a cooldown.

Verum: welp.

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Damn."

Verum: oh well, sounded like she appreciated it.

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Yep."

Frisk_Dreemurr: "If she's like a computer it should only take a few more moments."

Verum: probably.

Verum: tries again.

: She explodes.

Frisk_Dreemurr: "!"

Verum: nono

: When the dust clears, theres a regular monochrome Frisk sitting there passed out on the couch.

Verum: oh.

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Oh thank god..."

: With a battery in her hand and a giant bruise under her eye.

Verum: ...hey.

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She takes the battery, giving it to Verum.-

Verum: thanks.

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Guess she wont need it."

Verum: puts it in a pocket.

Verum: - It probably falls into another dimension. -

Verum: so you weren't normally a robot?

Frisk_Dreemurr: "She's asleep."

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She shakes her lightly.-

Verum: oops. okay.

Frisk_Dreemurr: "...Won't budge, I guess."

Verum: oh well, at least they're...assumably back to normal.

: She's fine, not even cat ears.

: That giant fucking purplish bruise is still there, but oh well.

Frisk_Dreemurr: "...She's hurt though."

Verum: it'll probably heal. though she should probably get some ice.

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She gets up, and does so.-

Verum: reaches into his pocket and pulls out a bag of ice.

: .fr -Or not-

Verum: - rip -

Verum: puts it on wherever the bruise is.

DamnDude: (( I know I'm the only one excited for this, but they're going to announce the new Sonic game in a few hours. ))

Verum: ((oh cool

Barchar: (is it another fucking sonic boom)

: ((TOOT TOOT))

Verum: ((sonic moob

Barchar: ('cause if not i hope that it's good because really I honestly don't want sonic to die out because of it)

Verum: ((nearing 1000 repeats

Frisk_Dreemurr: "She's probably gonna be sleeping for a bit, huh."

Barchar: "Probably."

Verum: probably. she'll be fine though.

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Hope so."

DamnDude: (( It's not Sonic Boom, just because they don't really work with BRB and the 3Ds devs who's name I can't spell just finished Fire and Ice, neither would have anything to show right now ))

Barchar: "SO, let's see...I don't believe that any of Azazel's have worn off, Muffet still has the ears and tail, AD is fine I think, Frisk here looks fine, Jager still has his I believe..."

Barchar: "Gaster is fine, As is Hellaton..."

DamnDude: (( Plus the Main Team hasn't done anything since Lost World ))

Verum: - Emb is still in the corner asleep, she still has her wings but that probably won't matter -

Barchar: (all in all, I hope they don't fuck up here, becaus I don't want boom to sink the series)

Barchar: "Oh, and Emb has wings."

Verum: well i'm glad i wasn't involved in any of that.

DamnDude: (( People said that about 06 and over three games they fixed that ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He currently still has wings.-

DamnDude: (( And then they fucked up minorly and majorly ))

Barchar: (Mouth sounds is a very strange album)

Verum: ((1000 repeats

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She stays sat next to FFrisk.-

Verum: ((i'm gonna stop here

Barchar: (1000 repeats of what)

Verum: ((high quality rip

Barchar: (rip high quality rip)

Verum: sits next to Barchar. "what's up?"

Barchar: "Not much."

Barchar: "Just keeping inventory on the curses here."

Verum: why was everyone cursed? or did it just happen for no reason?

Barchar: "Becasue Merasmus is a dick."

Verum: any plans to get back at him?

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The Voice: ((Finally back home

The Voice: ((Away from cp

Verum: ((wb

: The Voice [The Voice] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Fanta: is now permitted to leave the hospital

Barchar: "Eh."

Hywel: -He gets her out of the hospital.-

Barchar: "I'll probably kill him."

Barchar: "Oh, Fanta is still fucked by her curses, right."

Verum: alright.

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Verum: ((wait, hella's fine?

Barchar: (He's a robot, and doesn't have the squid stuff. I don't think he had a third.)

Verum: ((oh okay

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Fanta: has a bandaged snootle

Hywel: "You good?"

Fanta: "Mmf, dd"

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Verum: ((meta /s

Hywel: -he smiles.-

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Hywel: "Still cursed. That sucks."

Fanta: "Mmmhmm"

Hywel: -He brings her home.-

Verum: (("we're just leaving real quick to get food"

Verum: ((an hour and a half later

Fanta: looks pissed at the fact they bandaged her whole snoot

Verum: ((brb

Hywel: "Sorry about that."

Hywel: "Gonna have to keep that on."

Fanta: ((OOOOOH

Fanta: ((THREE NEW EPISODES OF DANGANRONPA

Fanta: ((YES BABY

Barchar: (pfff whatever that's just a weeb amilaminamine)

Fanta: ((stfu and feel the despair

Fanta: ((I didn't even think despair arc started yet, but MORE BEST GIRL

: ((Rip chat))

Fanta: ((rip

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Barchar: (You know I think Slarv is shaping up to be the only one to wait his curses out for the whole week)

Verum: ((back

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Barchar: (WHY IS LOVESHACK SO UNSETTLING WHEN YOU PUT A SLASHER THEME BEHIND IT)

Barchar: (IT'S A GOOFY B52S SONG WHY IS IT POSSIBLE TO MAKE IT TERRIFYING)

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Fanta: ((NOOOOO SWIMMER WAIFU IS DEAD

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Hywel: "I know..."

Fanta: leans her head on his shoulder, grumbling and muffled dooding

Barchar: (WHY DID I TAKE SO LONG TO LISTEN TO MOUTH SOUNDS/SILENCE)

Hywel: "It'll be good soon..."

Fanta: ((I DONT KNOW

Fanta: ((BUT SECOND BEST GIRL IS DEAD

Barchar: (I KNOW BASICALLY NOTHING ABOUT DANGANRONPA BUT OKAY GOOD TO KNOW)

Fanta: ((IT'S BULLSHIT

Barchar: (IF YOU SAY SO)

Fanta: ((THEY KILLED TWO WAIFUS IN TWO EPISODES

Barchar: (I MEAN DANGANRONPA IS ALL ABOUT KILLING PEOPLE I THINK SO LIKE)

Barchar: (P SURE THE WAIFUS ARE DOOMED EITHER WAY)

Fanta: ((SHE SURVIVED THE LAST ONE THO

Barchar: (WELL I MEAN THEY'RE NOT GONNA KILL 'EM ALL AT ONCE)

Fanta: ((But who cares chiaki is alove

Fanta: *alive

Barchar: (THEY GOTTA MAKE YOU FEEL FEELS)

Fanta: ((If they kill chiaki

Fanta: ((Again

Fanta: ((I will be a sad

Barchar: (So question, who's the player character here)

Fanta: ((In dr?

Barchar: (Yeah like is the player character a self-insert thing? How do they handle it in the amine?)

Fanta: ((No, it's Naegi Makoto, the super duper high school level luckster

Fanta: ((He just kinda freaks out

Fanta: ((He's basically generic anime protag

Fanta: is a very unhappy gote

Barchar: at ;least she's actually a gote now

Hywel: -He gives hugs.-

Barchar: instead of a pingu

Fanta: is still part pingu

Fanta: her curses haven't worn off yet

Barchar: yeah but she used to be a full pingu

Fanta: no i never had her as full pingu

Fanta: just sorta bluish, with properties of pingu

Barchar: i could swear I remembered her being a full pingu at some point but okay

Fanta: nope, never did full pingu, I asked if it did full pingu and laharl said nope so i went with half

Barchar: hm

Hywel: -He gives skill kiss.-

Fanta: skill kiss

Fanta: can't kiss back

Fanta: is in a fucking snootle bind

: Smol*

Hywel: -He knows.-

Fanta: can dick punch, though

Barchar: OF COURSE HE HAS A SKILL KISS BECAUSE HE'

Barchar: S A FUCKIN BRAINWASHED SEXBOT

Barchar: nah jk

Hywel: -Please no.-

Hywel: -His dick has had enough.-

Fanta: she pulls it a bit at the last second, but it still hits

Barchar: Fanta will make sure it'll never be a Harddick again

Verum: ((wellllll shit

Fanta: "MMPH DD"

Verum: ((accidentally clicked another link while playing diepio

Hywel: "Nah, nah, it's fine it was light."

Verum: ((i was tri-angle too :(

Fanta: ((Bread

: ((Ye))

Fanta: ((Have you ever been punched in the dick

Fanta: ((Or been assaulted in the dick in any way

: ((You said she pulls back))

: ((So I assumed it was light)

Fanta: ((I dropped my 3ds on my crotch once and it hurt for an hour

: ((If someone touched your testiclws you don't just die))

Fanta: ((That shit is sensitive

: ((Really?))

Fanta: ((True story

: ((Your testicles are super sensitive then))

Fanta: ((I had fucking pants on

Verum: ((can confirm

Fanta: ((GO DROP A 3DS ON YOUR BALLS AND SEE HOW IT FEELS

Verum: ((i've done it before lol

: ((I've never been in that much pain, from worse))

Verum: ((it definitely hurts but not that much

Barchar: (Yeah idk what's up wiht you here slarv)

Fanta: ((I suppose my balls are just hypersensitive

Verum: ((rip

: ((Yep))

Fanta: snuggles up

Verum: exists beside Barchar

Hywel: -He snuggle back.-

Fanta: ((tfw you've been loading your annie may for 30 minutes

Fanta: ((and the player crashed

Fanta: says muffled things

Barchar: exists beside Verum

Hywel: "Can't really hear you."

Verum: - existing is fun, kids -

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's still sleeping on squid lady. Cause he hasn't had the chance to interact with themzl

: Them*

Fanta: makes a -_- face for a second, then just makes a heart with her hands and resnugs

Hywel: "I love you too."

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Barchar: (Jesus, Piss from mouth silence is a fucking masterpiece)

: ((Ayy))

: (( hi

: ((What))

: ((What is that))

Barchar: (It's a song)

Barchar: (from an album)

Verum: reaches into his pocket and finds a cup of juice. He drinks it.

Verum: ((hello bloo

Barchar: (the same album wndrwll is from)

: (( i'll be here for like 20 minutes

Verum: ((okay

: ((K))

Verum: - It really doesn't seem like he needs it, more just he's doing it because he can. -

: ((he's sending the juice to another dimension))

: Marie [] is now Marie [Marie].

Verum: ((makes sense

Marie: has woken up inside

Verum: hey.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He hasn't./

Marie: "Hi."

Verum: good afternoon.

Marie: she looks at AD. "wait what the fuck"

Verum: hmm?

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He slowly wakes up.-

Marie: "hi?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Goo-"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Am I... I'm not a cat am I?"

Verum: ...

Marie: "Not at all.'

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Uhm."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I was the cat."

Cowboy Kid: ((back

Marie: "...okay..."

Verum: ((wb

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He slowly tries to get off her, while also trying to make it less awkward.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -This inadvertently makes it more awkward.-

Marie: yeah no it just gets increasingly more awk--yes

Marie: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Verum: ...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "So, uh..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "How'd you sleep...?"

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Barchar: debates trying to help AD

Marie: "Uh....fine."

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She's giggling at the end of the couch, lightly.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I uh. Sorry."

Marie: and promptly falls asleep again

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I didn't think that- oh."

Verum: puts the cup back in his pocket, then takes out a sandwich and begins eating it.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Verum: well.

Verum: still doesn't seem like he needs this.

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Verum: honestly that helped the situation.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Well that's awkward."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Think I can still be her friend?"

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Fanta: ((WHY

: vape master race [] is now vape master race [Nereid].

Verum: sure. you'll have to reachieve it though.

Fanta: ((DID THEY MAKE THE DESPAIR ARC

Verum: ((what

Fanta: ((A CLANNAD STYLE COMEDY

Fanta: ((THIS IS DANGANFUCKINGRONPA

Nereid: Some guy wearing black jeans and a Letterman jacket enters the bar while vaping. Also he has wings.

Verum: ((rip

Verum: hey.

Nereid: "hey"

Verum: welcome to the bar. you're new right?

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He still has wings, and just noticed them now.-

Nereid: "yes"

Verum: cool. nice to meet you, i'm verum.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Howdy."

Nereid: "likewise, i'm nereid."

Verum: not much going on so feel free to...uh...

Verum: do what you do in a bar.

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Barchar: (>When you find yourself staring at the ass of a male robot while you're pretty sure you're straight)

Verum: ((mettaton?

Fanta: ((OK IT'S HILARIOUS BUT WHY

Barchar: (Well yeah duh)

Nereid: (( pics or it didn't happen

Barchar: (i can give you the pic if you want)

Nereid: (( pics

Nereid: (( or it didn't happen

Barchar: (http://chimeranyx.tumblr.com/post/147768670468/cryptovolans-i-finally-had-some-time-to-do-a)

Verum: ((oh it's chime cool

Nereid: (( lol

Barchar: (I mean he reblogged it)

Cowboy Kid: ((neato

Verum: ((oh okay

Barchar: (She*)

Barchar: (oops s key didn't wanna s key)

Verum: ((s key is lazy

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Barchar: (I mean I'm fairly certain i just didn't tpye it hard enough but pfff taking responsibility for my own mistakes? Never)

Fanta: ((Hanamura walks up to hiyoko

Fanta: (("My door to sexuality is already open!"

: ((Holy shit I was so confused for a second))

Fanta: (("The pain is delicious!"

Barchar: (See when I hea r'Hanamura' i just think of OVerwatch)

: ((I go onto a video and read "Uploaded on Jul 23"))

Barchar: (Like the entire fucking map walks up to some random lady)

Barchar: (TIME TRAVELER)

Verum: ((find them

: ((Then the year is 2015 and I felt dumb()

Fanta: ((rip

Barchar: (BACKWARDS TIME TRAVELER)

Fanta: ((Komaeda's hair is pink

Verum: ((i mean sure

Fanta: ((His hair went from white

Fanta: ((To fucking pink

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Verum: ((if i put in the letter w in google it lags because the long spinner link

Verum: ((spinner why

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Verum: ((so death is a rare status effect. there's a bow in this game that has a high chance to give a random status effect to physical moves

Fanta: ((Ok that was cute, but not hgreat

Verum: ((i use an all hit move and give death to 4 fucking enemies

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: ((Hello))

Fanta: ((Hi

Verum: ((hey

Fanta: is grumblegote

Hywel: -He is snuggling them.-

Fanta: gets up, falling over

Hywel: -He picks her up.-

Fanta: nods in thanks, the heads off to get a whiteboard

Fanta: comes back with a mini blackboard and chalk

Fanta: has writted 'now i can't talk' on it

: ((We're there no white boards))

: ((Cause blackboards are messy))

Fanta: wanted one

Fanta: picked up the opposite

Hywel: "I know."

Fanta: erases that and writes 'no i mean i can't'

Hywel: "I know you can't talk."

Fanta: 'it's writing exactly what i want it to say'

Hywel: "Is it writing the opposite?"

Fanta: 'no'

Hywel: "I'll take that as yes."

Fanta: nods

Hywel: "Well I'll read it opposite in that case."

Fanta: 'bad'

: (("Fuck you"

: (("Bich that better mean thank you."))

Hywel: "So."

Hywel: "When do you think this will wear off?"

Fanta: 'i know when'

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Fanta: 'definitely not in a few days'

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Hywel: "Okay."

Hywel: "That's good."

Fanta: sits back down

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: ((hi

Verum: ((hello

Verum: ((i think this game doesn't like me

: ((Hello))

Fanta: 'when do i get my ear bandages put on'

: ((When do they get them off))

Fanta: ((Yeah

: ((No, I'm asking ou))

: When?))

Fanta: ((Oh, like two days

Hywel: "Doctor said two days."

Fanta: grumbles

Hywel: "Yeah, yeah, I know."

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: ((i found ck's spirit animal

: (( http://orig04.deviantart.net/0174/f/2013/117/6/5/65f8083455ad514baf026db097f8c4fb-d635z42.png

Verum: ((gj

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Fanta: ((Watching synecdochie new york

Fanta: ((It's fuckin good

Barchar: (I'm watching the posh breakdown of the gorilla who refers to himself as an ass)

Fanta: ((It's weird as fuck, but cool

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DamnDude: (( [url=https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkDiMasUoAAOHRw.jpg:large]IT IS NOW 12 O'CLOCK, HUMAN![/url] ))

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Fellby: ((i might be in and out today

Verum: ((hi chime

Verum: ((it's k

Barchar: (dammit i missed the new su)

Fellby: ((same here

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Vaati: ((same

Vaati: ((also hi

Verum: ((hi mv

Barchar: (well I'm watching it if you want a link)

Vaati: ((zelda me

Vaati: ((*link

Vaati: ((not sorry

Barchar: (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ldrp0 i mean it's pir8 but still)

Vaati: ((idc

Barchar: (Ya I don't really have a non pirate option so I do what I can)

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Fanta: ((Mv did you see the new dr

Fanta: ((Ahahaha

Fanta: ((A ha ha ha ha

Fanta: ((My vita fucked up!

Fanta: ((It said i took my memory card out while playing!

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Fanta: ((Mfw all of my downloadable titles

Verum: ((rip

Fanta: ((And all of my progress on them

Fanta: ((Gets fucking erased

Fanta: ((SEEYA FF9, 10, 5, AND 6.

Fanta: ((I AM NOT PLAYING HUNDREDS OF HOURS INTO YOU AGAIN

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Vaati: ((i havent seen any dr3 im in su hell

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Barchar: (Stay with me MV)

: ((hoo boy

Barchar: (Don't let Slarv's fuckin weeb show take you)

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Hellaton: ((ill watch it after the steven nuke

Barchar: look at her, bein' all alive and shit

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Verum: is doing so too isn't it amazing

Barchar: who does she think she's foolin'

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Barchar: what a loser

Hellaton: enters the bar. He has a ruby-encrusted bracelet on. Why? Because it loos cute and matches his ring.

Verum: hey.

Barchar: "Hi, Hella!"

Hellaton: Hhi.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy."

Hellaton: Iiiiiiiiiis Jäger her? I nneed to tatalk to hiim.

Hellaton: *here

Verum: nope, sorry.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Dunno where he went."

Hellaton: Hm.

Barchar: "No, he's not. I don't know hwere he is earlier."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Maybe he feels bad."

Barchar: "...Sorry about that, by the way."

Verum: for what?

Hellaton: ...Iif you see him anand I'm not here, do yyou mimind telling him Ii'm sorry ababout the sciissors?

Hellaton: Iiit's not yyour fault.

Verum: ((...the scissors

Verum: ((what happened

Barchar: "I mean, I know I can't control his life, but I do feel kinda responsible for him."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Shre thing."

: Sure*

Barchar: (Hellaton threw scissors at him because he was being a dick)

Verum: ((oh okay

Hellaton: ((hella got pissed while stimming with scissors and tried to hurt jager

Barchar: (He did not, however, take scissors [i]to[/i] his dick)

Hellaton: ((this is going to be the new mv meme isnt it

Verum: ((yes

Barchar: (You brought this upon yourself)

Hellaton: ((i did

Verum: ((mfw first weapon i max out is tribolt

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You feeling better?"

Hellaton: ((heh, tri

Barchar: "Yeah, are you okay by now?"

Verum: ((precisely

Verum: ((it's actually a good weapon too

Hellaton: ...Bbbetter but nonot the besst.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I don't think it'll happen again."

Hellaton: Iii talked to Metttttta and Vaati ababout it.

Hellaton: Iit bebetter not.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Vaati came here yesterday."

Hellaton: ...Oh no.

Hellaton: Ddid he buburn anyone?

Barchar: "Like I said, I won't let you kill him, or seriously hurt him. But otherwise, his consequences are his own."

Barchar: "Oh, no no."

Hellaton: Okay gggood.

Barchar: "Just wanted me to pass a message along. And I did."

Hellaton: Oh, aalriright.

Hellaton: Hhe exppplained ththings a biit?

Barchar: "Yeah."

Hellaton: ....Aas bestas hehe can?

Barchar: "I gave Jager his message. Word for word."

Hellaton: .....

Hellaton: Okay.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Does anything else help you calm down? Other than scissors?"

Barchar: "...Is something wrong?"

Barchar: "Did I mess up?"

Hellaton: Nnothing's wrwrong.

Barchar: "Okay! Okay."

Hellaton: No, no. Iii jujust didn't exppect you to rererepeat it exaactly.

Hellaton: Annd juuust doiing sosomething rhyythmic hellps.

Hellaton: Ththe scissors make nonoise and hhave been the besst option so fafar.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Have you tried pens?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I think those aren't nearly as sharp."

Hellaton: Ddon't ththose have a cacap?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Some click."

Hellaton: I'd loooose the cap.

Hellaton: ...They do?

Hellaton: Cool.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He goes and gets a retractable pen.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -And then hands t to her.-

: Him*

: I said him

: Shhh

Barchar: "Hey, if I can, why shouldn't I?"

Hellaton: takes it, and presses it.

Hellaton: smiles.

Hellaton: Ththank you.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "No problem."

Barchar: at least he was a they\

Barchar: so it's not AS big an oopsie

Hellaton: Ii just exexpected you'd twweak the woords a bit.

Barchar: "Nope."

Hellaton: ((its an oopsie but less of an oopsie than calling him they on purpose

Barchar: "I can show you the message if you want."

Hellaton: ...Ookay?

Verum: ((well something wonky's going on with my game

Hellaton: .....

Hellaton: Can I keeep this pen?

Verum: ((things just die when they're at low health

Hellaton: ((rip

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Of course."

Hellaton: Ththank you.

Barchar: "Just to make sure the wording is actually okay..."

Barchar: [Look. I highly doubt long term solution exists. The best solution is to talk the situation out and kindly request that people please respect that the topic causes anxiety attacks and to kindly refrain from using terms when he is near. In cases where others do not, the stim technique? I believe? That is effective so long as one simply leaves him be.]

Barchar: [including actual context to the wording but pff i don't wanna write that lol]

Hellaton: ...Iii'd rereally cut out thhhe "I think" paparts mysself, but yeyeah, ththat's good.

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Hellaton: I juust know hhe gets verbobose withhout meaning to annd people sisimplify his messages a tiiny bit.

Hellaton: ((hi

Verum: ((hello

Yazan: walks into the bar

Barchar: shrugs.

Barchar: (Hey yaz)

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy."

Barchar: ()

: ((Hello))

Barchar: (so did you just not change your name or is this the/a character actually called Yazan)

Yazan: Fuck again my phones text was red

Verum: hey.

Hellaton: ((rip iktf

Barchar: (Oooh yeah tghat's happened to me)

: ((Was that supposed to be Jäger))

Yazan: (yeah

Hellaton: ...

Barchar: "Oh, hi Jager."

Yazan: Im not Jager

Barchar: well okay if we're rolling with this

Verum: ((lolrip

Barchar: didn't say that

Barchar: "...Hi, new person.'

Hellaton: Uh. Hhi.

Verum: welcome to the bar.

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Yazan: looks like I made a wrong turn at Albereque

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Barchar: "I guess."

Verum: ah.

Hellaton: ....Oh.

Barchar: "Bye, then."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Hiw do you make a wrong term into a different dimention."

Verum: ((mfw cast death on minboss

Verum: ((miniboss*

Hellaton: shrugs.

Verum: timeline.

Barchar: "Wrong number.'

Yazan: it involves a phone, a face mask, a beretta 92, and a kodiak bar

Verum: ...?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Barchar: "Hm. Okay."

Hellaton: ....

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