: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Iii swear if you drive her out of here I will have your throat Hun up in my wall..."

: Jäger the Angelic Ninja [Jäger Leyline] joined chat.

: [color=#fff]Jacob walks up to Marie.[/color]

: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.

: ((Justin Bieber VS Jacob Satorius

: Hung*

Hellaton: ...

: [color=#fff]He uses the absolute worst pickup line on Marie.[/color]

: Only Criminals Have Something To Hide [] is now High Priest Laharlot [].

Hellaton: glares, ready to spit ink if he has to.

Gaster: ... Wow...

: Taylor Swift enters the bar and attacks!

: She lands the attack, because Swift never misses!

: [color=#fff]"You can wear my swe---FUCK"[/color]

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He hisses and scratches at them.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

: Marie: "Oh my god."

Hellaton: B-back off!

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What."

: "ROLLING IN THE DEEEEP" "Shit wrong artist"

Gaster: scoots back, his ears pinned back.

: Actually the adelle snapped in two, she dies.

Hellaton: ((i imagine gaster is now w.d. pugster

: ((White Dog Pugster))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

: ((DAMN IF ONLY YOU PUT IN CORSIVA))

: ((CORGI REBORN))

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He nuzzles back into the Marie.-

Hellaton: ((i know pugs arent white but stiomg

: (( JACOB SARTORIUS BLEW MY SPEAKERS

: ((Did he really))

: [color=#fff]"So, tonight at 8 then, baby~?"[/color]

: ((Did your speaker break because of his song))

: (( Oh wait no

Gaster: starts to scratch at his chin.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He jumps on the satorius.-

Jäger Leyline: snaps back

: ((>pugs aren't white

Jäger Leyline: what the?

: ((> https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRw7B22WtEP-Ab9-7Gh29PQeY_36IO8jipgPoBIDe8BT7jfJA20

: [color=#fff]"Look at this pussy on my head, haha"[/color]

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He claws at the eyes.-

Hellaton: gets up and spits ink at Jacob.

Jäger Leyline: ..zam

Gaster: thinks Jacob is absolutely punchable.

Jäger Leyline: zams because apparently ninjas zam?

Hellaton: ((OH MY GOD I NEVER KNEW THERE WERE WHITE PUGS THEYRE PRECIOUS

: [color=#fff]Jacob just runs out of the bar. Expect to see more of him later.[/color]

Hellaton: ...Are you okay?

: ((I KNOW RIGHT

: High Priest Laharlot [] disconnected.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He runs back over to Marie.-

: history of japan [] is now history of japan [Marie].

: High Priest Laharlot [] joined chat.

: ((I have a White Boxer))

: ((Her name is Ava))

Gaster: ((i have a brindle dauchshund

: (( http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/dogs/images/a/a3/Pug3.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110101140123

Gaster: ((his name is hunter

Hellaton: ((i have a fawn pug named roxie

: https://retrieverman.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/white-boxer.jpg?w=500 Full grown white boxer is amazing

: Those eyes

: ((i just came back, why are we talking about dogs?))

: They're demon fuek

: fuel*

: Shit

Marie: "Hi again."

: ((Why the hell not?

: ((demon fuek))

Hellaton: Hi. Are you okay?

Smolster: ( https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9f/61/e4/9f61e443ca6482f877975f24bfd67472.jpg

Marie: "...I guess."

Marie: "That kid."

: (( https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/47/e2/84/47e284b2f20b886d27b67989bb1c3540.jpg

Gaster: I hope he doesn't come back.

Ehasti: -phases in-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hiya."

Hellaton: He was an ass. I hope he doesn't either.

Ehasti: ...hello

: (( https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSShCNzdfiTO4HKJqSkwQlCNMmvLhqHI2qbwOZdt0sTxUogp_lT

Hellaton: ...Hi.

Gaster: Hi there!

Marie: "Hi."

Smolster: ( http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HDivYXiWeXM/S_Iih01fy_I/AAAAAAAABwQ/lV0vlUFNg0E/s1600/058.JPG

Ehasti: .....Evening

Gaster: is doing dog things.

: Jäger the Angelic Ninja [Jäger Leyline] is now Ehasti [Ehasti].

Ehasti: I can see most have been hexed or cursed here

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Gaster: Yeah! It's a thing that happened!

Ehasti: the work of a daemon?

Gaster: No, a wizard!

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Marie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o This is a video you all love

Marie: and it's not sweatshirt I promise

Ehasti: does this wizard have a name

Hellaton: Yeah.

Marie: You all know this video

Hellaton: I don't care.

Gaster: Um... uh... merasmus?

: ((uh))

: ((what is this nonsense?))

: (( http://40.media.tumblr.com/142e0e2b913c9177b10af42a27fac881/tumblr_nwnmlyhqjl1qi2wcoo1_500.png

Ehasti: pulls out a tablet and starts typing

Marie: If you live outside the palace

Marie: How are you supposed to protect your shit from criminals?

Ehasti: anything you can tell me about this merasmus

Gaster: Well, he likes pokemon cards, and thinks he's really mean!

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Ehasti: .....his appearance? power?

Marie: Now there's more art

Marie: Painting with less colors

Marie: Poetry

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Marie: Plays

Marie: monkey fun

Hellaton: And he made me human and then squid. He really seems to like transformation magic.

Marie: tea parties

Marie: gardening

Marie: architecture

Marie: flowers

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Yeah he just sits there.-

Marie: She just keeps petting.

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: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Ehasti: reality wrapping huh

Marie: WAITING FOR BILL WURTZ

Marie: TO MAKE ANOTHER HISTORY VIDEO

Hellaton: Yeah.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He now has a bias about squid people.-

Marie: is it a positive bias

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Of course.-

Gaster: yawns.

Ehasti: think he is a threat?

Marie: will that bias disappear after M!A

Gaster: I dunno.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He'll still have the bias. Just for no reason.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He won't sit in their FUCKINGN lap thoughts

: Though*

: He's a shitty wizard that cna be taken down by a team of 9 criminally insane men with weapons

: Fucking*

Marie: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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: ((He's a shitty wizard))

Ehasti: Ill make a profile and look into him

Hellaton: Probably a minor threat at worst.

: He only needs pokemon cards to pay off the japanese mafia before they break his legs

: ((How much Pokemon cards in debt is he))

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

: Six unbanned sneasel cards, Misty's tear, a holographic charizard

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Ehasti: Whats with the psyker in the rentes room?

: ((Damn))

: as

Hellaton: I have no idea.

Ehasti: rented*

: Ass

Gaster: Dunno.

: Why did that send

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He sighs. Most likely relief a

: Relief*

Marie: "..."

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: What happens if Amy runs into a liter seraphim

: Seraphim Flonne is a thing

Ehasti: Shes caught my interest for some reason

: Like, as in the holy angel veriant

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Amy: (("neat"

Ehasti: generally not a good thing to have an inquistors interest

: Neats traded and then nothing else

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Amy: -Go in her room now. I fucking dare you.-

: ((well that video was certainly something))

Ehasti: walks to her door

: "I AM BACK!" Merasmus abruptly appears in the center of the room.

Ehasti: poltietly knocks and takes a step back

Amy: -No answer.-

Ehasti: ....poor timing

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy, wizard."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I kinda have been enjoying being a cat with wings."

Hellaton: spits ink at Merasmus instinctively.

Emb: ((back

Marie: inb4 AD gets turned back and looks at Marie like 'who the fuck are you'

: It stains his dress.

: "YOU STAINED MY MIGHTY WIZARD ROBE!"

Emb: snaps back to reality. "Hello---wait, aren't you the wizard, zam?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That kinda looks like a bathrobe."

Ehasti: knocks again

Hellaton: Sorry.

Amy: -no answer-

Hellaton: Instinct.

: "IT IS NOT A BATHROBE, IT IS MY MIGHTY WARLOCK GARMENTS!"

: "Also, Insinct sucks, Mystic is better."

Ehasti: checks the door

Amy: -It's unlocked.-

Emb: What?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Nah, I think it's a bath robe."

Emb: ...Anyway, didn't you curse us, zam?

Marie: "I like Instinct."

Marie: best

Marie: squid

: "FOOLISH CAT! I WILL TRIPLE YOUR CATTINESS!"

Emb: ((no longer best squid

Emb: ...

Hellaton: I'm not on a team.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "How do you make me more cat?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm already cat."

Marie: "Actually no I don't play pokemon go"

Emb: ((by making you only meow

: ((isn't asriel only neko, not cat?))

: He attempts to whap AD over the head with his staff. A failed attempt to turn AD into a sabre tooth tiger.

Emb: ...

Emb: Good job, you did nothing, zam.

Marie: Marie just. Holds AD tight.

: ((I got double neko))

Marie: (( double neko

: ((Which we decided is literally just cat))

: "...I need to put in new batteries!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He ducks.-

: "I WILL BE RIGHT BACK TO TURN YOU INTO A TRIPLE CAT!"

Hellaton: ...Can you reverse the human one please?

Emb: Okay. Bye, zam.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Yeah, sure."

: He dissapears to get batteries for his staff.

Gaster: See you later!

Ehasti: opens the door

: ((like, actual cat? anthropomorphic cat? something else entirely?))

Hellaton: hates having to do human things

Amy: -Looks like she's meditating.-

Ehasti: ......

Marie: "..."

Ehasti: closes the door

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Thanks for protecting me, Marie."

Amy: -Good. He's got manners.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I guess I'm kinda very weak in this body."

: Smolapeño's connection timed out.

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

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Marie: "...No problem..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He nuzzles and lies down.-

Hellaton: ...This body sucks.

Gaster: It's soft.

: H ereappears, with a car battery crudely affixed to his staff.

Hellaton: sighs, leaning on Gaster.

Hellaton: Yeah but it has weird functions.

Emb: Hello again, zam.

Hellaton: Hi.

: "STAFFUS ATTACKUM!"

Emb: ...

: ((So it's now the powerjack))

: He swing shis staff, anyone who's sick of RPing a certain MA just lost that MA.

Ehasti: waits outside

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He is unchanged.-

Gaster: is no longer doge.

Emb: is unchanged.

Hellaton: is unchanged.

Emb: ...Good job, zam.

: "..."

Gaster: ... Huh.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He just shakes his head.-

Emb: I'm unsure if that even counts as attacking, zam.

Dimentio: *can count to 3 now... that's about it*

Hellaton: Mmh.

Gaster: Okay.

: "STAFFUS FUCKYOUM!' He tries to tuurn AD into a sabre tooth tiger again.

Marie: "...!"

Emb: ...

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He turns into a larger cat.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Like a fat house cat.-

: "DOUBLE CAT!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Aw what the fuck."

Hellaton: ((adfield

Emb: ...

Emb: Wow.

Emb: That's...not actually that negative though, zam.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Except it's white, not orange.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I liked being smaller though.-

Jäger Leyline: -the hell?

: "*

Amy: -If you're waiting for her, I hope you're ready to wait a looong time.-

Hellaton: ...

: Ehasti [Ehasti] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

Emb: ((brb

: He dissapears in a cloud of urine and shame.

Marie: "...Huh."

Gaster: Eugh.

Hellaton: .....

Jäger Leyline: the fuck was that?

: ((Is the shame mad milk))

Hellaton: I'm still human.

Emb: ((well this is a predicament

Hellaton: Tentahair uncurls.

Emb: ...

Emb: Goodbye.

Emb: It was the wizard. He wanted to pile on more curses, but he's bad at it, zam.

Ehasti: -pulls out a scanner and scans the area around her room

Marie: Marie blinks.

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Amy: -Idk what you're looking for dude.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Am I too heavy now?"

Hellaton: sighs, leaning on Gaster.

Marie: "No?"

Marie: of course she says no

Asriel_Dreemurr: -His wings are now disproportionately small.-

Emb: ((still in a predicament brb

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Okay good cause I really don't feel like moving."

Gaster: sighs as well.

: FFrisk's eyes light up at the couch.

: "...Whrrr..Nya?"

Kidgue: ((not sure how to bring kidgue back. aside from just... doing it, i guess.))

Emb: ((nvm i'm unsure if i should or should not be here

Ehasti: is scanning for something out of the norm, daemon presence, possible negative psykic resude

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Emb: Good afternoon, zam.

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She is awake, kinda was drifting off. But she comes back to reality when FFrisk talks.-

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Oh, hey! Good evening!"

Amy: -Nothing but psychic energy.-

: I mean, Ehasti might find the fact that Merasmus the Wizard is currently hiding as a CD in Grillby's cabinet.

: She makes a few whirring noise, and her ears swivel 360 degress. "...Good Afternoon."

Ehasti: -goes to the CF

: What happens if we snap the CD in half

Gaster: Good afternoon, frisk.

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Hoe are you?"

Emb: ((it explodes

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Ehasti [Ehasti].

Gaster: ((hoe are you

Ehasti: CD*

Emb: ((hoe are you

Marie: "..."

Marie: "Hi."

Marie: (( hoe are you

: THE CD abruptly stands up, and rolls away through the anydoor screaming.

Emb: ...

: "...Good, nya."

Emb: Goodbye CD, zam.

Ehasti: fires a few rounds at it as it leaves

Gaster: ... Threre it goes.

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Asriel became fat. He looks funny now."

: "..."

Marie: and he's with another girl

Marie: yep

Kidgue: ((i guess kidgue not having a reason to go to the bar makes this harder... i don't know why i'm like, telling you guys this btw.))

Frisk_Dreemurr: "He's messing around with that Squid lady."

Hellaton: ((idk dude

Marie: Marie is sleeping again.

Emb: ((a lot of people don't have a reason to come to the bar

Frisk_Dreemurr: "I was watching him mostly."

Marie: best squid

Marie: is sleeping in bar

Marie: 10/10

Ehasti: (yeah bad things happen ay

Ehasti: at the bar*

: "..." She isn't surprised.

Frisk_Dreemurr: "...Just thought it was funny he was fat now."

Frisk_Dreemurr: "That sounds terrible."

Frisk_Dreemurr: "You get my point."

Marie: Marie wakes up and sort of pushes AD off of her.

: She just, blinks. Not too hyped about conversing about AD.

Ehasti: doesnt have a good reason to barge in Amy so he doesnt

Kidgue: ((whatever, i'll just keep thinking of/waiting for a good opportunity to bring him back))

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Were you resting?"

: ((So chime))

Marie: She leaves the bar quietly.

: ((How hellish has the CaU household gotten))

Gaster: sighs. "I can't say I miss the ears."

Gaster: ((i haven't played the sims recently

: history of japan [Marie] is now history of japan [].

Hellaton: leans on Gaster.

: (( marie's next appearance will most likely not be for a while

: history of japan [] is now history of japan [Dexter].

: ((Y'know))

Dexter: Dexter enters the bar. This time with 64 arms.

: ((If I bothered, I could probably host a Minecraft server for us))

Gaster: ((i don't have minecraft

: ((I've got it port forwarded and such))

: ((Dang))

Dexter: (( neither do I

Emb: ((i do

Hellaton: ((nor do i

: ((i do))

: ((Moincref))

Hellaton: ...

Dexter: jk not 64

: ((I have MINECRAFT))

Hellaton: Hello.

Dexter: "...hi..."

: ((It capitalized it))

Emb: ((wait

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

Emb: ((i see your points

Emb: ((point*

Emb: ((we could build CaU

: ((I was thinking we could probably build a bar))

Barchar: (what have i missed)

Dexter: (( Because Windows 10 sucks dick

Hellaton: ((i honestly dislike minecraft

Dexter: (( It won't cooperate with my video drivers

Gaster: ((gaster is no longer doge

: ((i only played heavily modded minecraft))

Hellaton: ((uh. hellas a squid

: ((I can help with the...))

Emb: ((only reason i don't like minecraft is it's stuck at like 10 fps

: ((The fucking door))

: ((I'm good at building doors))

: ((i also only speak to sailors))

Dexter: (( The big concern is boden

: ((Boden in MINECRAFT oh boy))

Emb: ((nah, just make the nether boden

: ((Hell))

: ((Just make a goddamn huge mansion))

Dexter: (( >block sex

: ((Boden=hell))

Emb: ((or the end though i wouldn't want a dragon shooting at me while having sex

: ((Devide eachother into teams))

Dexter: (( Put WorldEdit on the server

: ((And have a MC prank war))

: ((Nether has no dragon))

Emb: ((i know

Dexter: (( inb4 caudev again

Hellaton: ((im not into mc at all

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Emb: ((fair enough

Emb: ((this is mostly just a joke though so

Dexter: (( I've gotten decently far into my multiplayer demo

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Dexter: (( Just that there's no fucking multiplayer right now

: ((One second, imma try to host a server))

Dexter: (( help

Emb: ((cau in minecraft could be a thing, it just won't be a thing

Emb: ((no pls

: ((Those of you with MC, try to join it))

: ((After my game is done downloading the new patch cause I haven't played this game in a year))

: ((But I'm not home))

: ((I dun have my computer))

: ((i'm not gonna join anyway, probably))

Emb: ((i'll join why not

Hellaton: cuddles with Gaster.

Gaster: ((see if i started up the sims again i'd have to regenerate all my thumbnails and

: ((If you're gonna put a whitelist, btw, the name is __Dreemurr. Yes this was changed recently.))

Gaster: ((well i don't really wanna do that

Dexter: (( let's make a roblox gaem!111!!111!!11

: ((Nvm MC server hosting is a lot more complicated than hosting a game of HaH))

Dexter: (( i only say this because my sister is playing roblox right next to me

: ((oh no roblox))

: ((THE 2007 MEMORIES))

Dexter: (( OH GOD 2009

Gaster: ((i occasionally get a roblox ad

Emb: ((i actually used to like roblox :(

Barchar: (roblox exists)

: ((i used to as well))

Dexter: (( same

Barchar: (?)

Emb: ((oh cool

: ((but then i realized there's better things))

Barchar: (I figured it had to have died by now)

Dexter: (( I see this http://everybodyedits.com/

: ((it's still alive))

Dexter: (( Realize it's a 2D building game

Emb: ((it's still alive and growing

Barchar: (jesus)

Emb: ((i remember everybody edits

: ((Everybody edits is great))

Dexter: (( yeah I used to play it

Barchar: (IS it still shitty obstacle courses and rp servers)

Dexter: (( What, roblox?

Barchar: (yes)

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Ehasti: (we makin MC cau?

Dexter: (( more than ever dude

Emb: ((there's still the shitty games but the better games are better

Barchar: (glad i got off it)

Emb: ((also fuck tycoons

Dexter: (( if anyone wants to play everybody edits

Dexter: (( idk what

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Emb: ((the register button was red so i went to the green button bc my body instinctively didn't want to click red

Emb: ((so i was confused when it was failing

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

: ((I'm gonna join some random fucking survival server))

: ((There are good servers))

Emb: ((and the backspace continues to fail in flash games

Emb: ((god dammit

: ((Anyone feel like making a guild and becoming a PVP server tycoon))

Dexter: (( nah

: Ehasti's connection timed out.

Emb: ((eh

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Dexter: (( http://everybodyedits.com/games/PWklHfi7c4cEI

: http://i.imgur.com/M0qW6sM.jpg

Dexter: (( >Username gets put in all caps

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Frisk_Dreemurr: "..."

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Barchar: (just saw the new su ep)

Barchar: (good shit)

Hellaton: ((im gonna watch the new su

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: ((When you log onto MC))

: ((And realize your skin is still Red))

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: ((my skin is a maplestory character of all things))

Fanta: ((Sup

Emb: ((hello

: ((hai))

Gaster: ((sup slarv

Fanta: ((I have a few minutes

Dexter: (( http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/624226

Dexter: (( >CS portable

Dexter: (( >multiplayer

Dexter: (( >unity3d plugin

Emb: ((does it have hentai on the sides bc there's too much people around for that to happen

: Ehasti [Ehasti] disconnected.

Dexter: (( what?

Emb: ((i clicked a newgrounds game and the ads were hentai

Dexter: (( lemme see if I can find a standalone version of that game

Emb: ((k

: ((are we looking for multiplayer flash games?))

Dexter: (( Wait

: ((is that what we're doing?))

Dexter: (( There was this one game that my friend signed up for

Emb: ((basically yes

DamnDude: (( For newgrounds, it's normally either creator set or rating set for the sides ))

Dexter: (( something by gface

Dexter: (( Warface

Emb: ((okay

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She just sits there.-

Dexter: (( lol what the fuck is this http://criticalstrikeportable.com

Emb: ((no shooter games are bad

Dexter: (( https://www.warface.com/

Emb: ((well sometimes

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Emb: ((i register and the page stops responding

Emb: ((gg

: Emb's connection timed out.

Dexter: (( I'm gonna try Warface

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Emb: ((what about an mmorpg

Gaster: ((last mmorpg i played was zomg

Gaster: ((and it got axed

Dexter: (( we could play habbo /s

Emb: ((oh okay

: ((we could look at the multiplayer section on kong))

Dexter: (( we could play openrtc

Emb: ((true

Frisk_Dreemurr: -Well, rip their conversation.-

Gaster: ((i mean we could do gaia towns

: ((or play realm))

Emb: ((idk what that is

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Emb: ((nah not realm

Dexter: (( gaia towns?

: ((never heard of gaia towns eithr))

Gaster: ((gaia online towns, it's basically an avatar hangout

: ((oh))

Emb: ((oh okay

Gaster: ((it's.... kind of boring tbh

Emb: ((rip

: ((i don't think that's what we're looking for))

DamnDude: (( Wait ))

Gaster: ((i haven't been on gaia on a while either so idk how much gold we have

: http://www.kongregate.com/games/Tacticsoft/supermechs

: ((i found that))

DamnDude: (( Are we looking for something to play? ))

Gaster: ((i have

: ((on kong))

: ((it SAYS it's multiplayer))

Emb: ((yeah we're looking for something to play

DamnDude: (( Anyone want to play fibbage? ))

Emb: ((holy fuck my internet is gonna implode

Emb: ((what's that

Dexter: (( Can't tell if GFACE is frozen

Dexter: (( Or just shitty loading screen

: ((I can't watch streams and play at the same time rn))

: ((fibbage?))

: ((So rip))

DamnDude: (( We only need one copy and I have it: http://jackboxgames.com/project/fibbage/ ))

: ((How does that work on stream btw?))

Dexter: (( WHAT THE FUCK

Dexter: (( 3 HOURS TO INSTALL WARFACE

DamnDude: (( I'll just keep scores posted here. ))

Emb: ((WOW

Dexter: (( FREE DISK SPACE

Dexter: (( 6 GB

Dexter: (( LOLOLOLOLO

DamnDude: (( I have a ps4 copy of it, and the PS4 has built in streaming ))

: ((but stream delay))

: ((^))

DamnDude: (( The only thing you really need to see on stream is scores ))

: ((oh))

: ((Not for fibbage))

DamnDude: (( The player side website has everything else ))

: ((so how do we do this?))

: ((Fibbage is timed, and you need to see the lien on screen, no?))

: Line*

DamnDude: (( It has the line on the device I believe? ))

: ((Oh))

: ((I forget))

: ((Haven't played in a while))

DamnDude: (( Give me 3 minutes, I need to switch out of LBP ))

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

: ((which lbp?))

DamnDude: (( 3 ))

: ((ah))

: ((i only have 3 now))

DamnDude: (( Ps3 or Ps4? ))

Emb: ((i don't understand any of this

: ((ps3))

DamnDude: (( Ah ))

Dexter: (( I have a PS3

: High Priest Laharlot's connection timed out.

: ((i only ever ented 1 iirc))

DamnDude: (( OK ))

: ((but i OWNED 2 but i don't have it anymore))

Dexter: (( The only games I really play are GTA 5 and NFS

DamnDude: (( Everyone who wants to play go to jackbox.tv ))

Dexter: (( I'm at jackbox

: ((okay now what?))

: ((I can't even watch the stream))

: ((So I'm gonna need the code and shit)?

DamnDude: (( Alright ))

: ))*

DamnDude: (( AD: Code: MWTC ))

: ((K thank))

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DamnDude: (( Stream for scores and voices: https://www.twitch.tv/a_legend_that_never_dies ))

Barchar: (ooh, how do i join)

: ((so uhh, there's just a button))

DamnDude: (( Well, voice, I'm not talking ))

DamnDude: (( Just wait ))

: ((ah i understand i think))

DamnDude: (( Guys ))

Dexter: (( I pressed start lol

Hellaton: ((IM BACK nd holy FUCK YES MY GREEN DORITO

DamnDude: (( What the fuck, I said wait ))

Emb: ((what

Hellaton: ((new su

Gaster: ((gg

Dexter: (( Lol I have multiple screens

Dexter: (( This is nice

Emb: ((oh yeah

: ((DCd?))

Barchar: (watch the su)

DamnDude: (( I reset the room ))

Hellaton: ((PERIDOT IS SO COOL

: ((Dcd))

Emb: ((i watched it

: ((Kek))

Barchar: (it's good shit)

DamnDude: (( AD: ASNZ ))

Gaster: ((i haven't seen it yet

Barchar: (HOW DO I GET IN)

DamnDude: (( Now ))

Hellaton: (("i didnt save earth for this" is my new favorite line

DamnDude: (( Flame: Jackbox.tv ))

Gaster: ((do not press any buttons

DamnDude: (( Code: ASNZ ))

DamnDude: (( If you want to see scores: https://www.twitch.tv/a_legend_that_never_dies ))

: ((oh i get it, we're cheating the system))

DamnDude: (( Yeah ))

: ((we're supposed to be near you and on phones))

DamnDude: (( But we're not ))

Barchar: (mwahaha)

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

: ((clever little sneak))

: ((Don't have to be near))

Dexter: (( This fucking delay

DamnDude: (( Alright, so anyone else want in ))

Barchar: (we got two more slots)

DamnDude: (( Also oh shit my psn is in the corner ))

Barchar: (tri?)

Emb: ((can't

Barchar: (fair)

Barchar: (i guess we're done then)

Emb: ((still in predicament

Emb: ((brb

DamnDude: (( Alright, it's go time then ))

Dexter: (( >rhone93

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Barchar: (who's pere)

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DamnDude: (( No idea ))

Barchar: (Yeah couldn't do it)

Dexter: (( Lol

Barchar: (damn you bread)

Gaster: ((I DID I

DamnDude: (( Chime: 200. ))

DamnDude: (( 2000* ))

Barchar: (also still who's pere)

DamnDude: (( Fuck it I'll do it after we're done ))

DamnDude: (( Pere may be a random, it is on twitch ))

Barchar: (maybe)

Barchar: (this is fucking tense)

Dexter: (( Is Pere googling this

: ((this is pretty fun))

Barchar: (they better not be the fucking cheater)

Barchar: (I PICKED IT)

Barchar: (apparently it wasn't good enough for the stupid game :<)

: ((Asriel Dreemurr))

Barchar: (If somebodya ctually picked asriel)

: ((10/10))

Dexter: (( XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

DamnDude: (( Which of these, doesn't belong ))

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Gaster: ((one of these things are not like the other

Barchar: (nobody picked sex :<)

DamnDude: (( Andrew wilson is secretly the same type of ninja as MV ))

Gaster: ((oh shit i didn't notice i was picking

Barchar: (he is to be feared)

Dexter: KEVIN SPACEY

Dexter: (( KEVIN SPACEY

Barchar: (I wonder what happens if your lie is actually the truth)

: ((dunno))

Gaster: ((it tells you

DamnDude: (( It'll make you put in another response ))

Barchar: (see one thing about this kind of thing is that you need to make sure it fits the grammar)

Barchar: (Like, it can't be 'a' elvis impersonator)

: ((I forgot to pick a choice))

Dexter: (( Same

: ((to elvis lies))

: ((*two))

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Barchar: (see, i don't know why, because it didn't fit the grammar)

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Barchar: (so if somebody is a kevin bacon impersonator, does knowing them directly make you have a 2 bacon number)

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

: (((REKT flame))

Barchar: (I'm not very good at this game it appears)

Barchar: (BUT I'LL TRY DAMMIT)

Dexter: (( AGENDER VAMPIRES

Barchar: (why)

: ((i'm not that great))

: ((ugh))

Barchar: (dammit i was too slow)

: ((i couldn't think of anything))

Dexter: (( kool AIDS

Dexter: (( I know the answer to this

Barchar: (I picked 'slappy yappys' because it was kinda too weird to have been made up)

Barchar: (but no it was)

Dexter: (( I spent too much time watching the stream

Dexter: (( Because the stream is delayed as fuck

: ((at least i wasn't last))

DamnDude: (( Chime : Bread : Pere : Nloo DD : CE : FW ))

: ((Chime you fuck))

DamnDude: (( That's the order of points ))

Barchar: (i cri)

Dexter: (( DAMN CHIME

Barchar: (chime is too good)

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Barchar: (i think it's gotta be the soccer match)

: ((gah))

Barchar: (damn pere is good)

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Barchar: (this is gonna get sex'd up)

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Hellaton: ((I went to the doctor and said "Doctor, I can't stop singing What's New Pussycat." The doctor said "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome to me." I asked, "Is that common?" He said, "Well, It's Not Unusual."

: ((this isn't gonna be good, i know it))

Gaster: ((i know the answeeer

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Barchar: (I'm worried that mine might be close to the real one)

Fanta: ((What is happening now

Barchar: (well i guess that isn't a worry)

Barchar: (we're playing a game)

Hellaton: ((the fuck are yall doing

Hellaton: ((can i join

Barchar: (yeah sure in a bit)

: ((flame really?))

Gaster: ((fibbage

Barchar: (it's fibbage, it's a game of being a dick to your friends)

Barchar: (what)

Barchar: (WAIT I PICKED THE PUPPY I THOUGHT DAMMIT)

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Hellaton: ((oh perfect

Hellaton: ((how do i join

DamnDude: (( jackbox.tv, then we'll have a code ))

Barchar: (go to jackbox.tv i think just on your tablet)

Barchar: (and then the code is ASNZ)

: ((next round you'll have to join))

Barchar: (there's a stream too to let you see the scores and shit)

DamnDude: (( It'll be a new code, because I have to reset the room ))

: ((It's a butt with ears lol))

: ((I've had that candy))

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Gaster: ((oooh

Barchar: (I'm surprised more than one person said 'fungus')

Gaster: ((i chose the wrong one then

Barchar: (and that one of them was me)

Dexter: (( fuck you

Fanta: is currently lying under the couch

Barchar: (wow rude)

: ((i shoudl've checked the context))

Dexter: (( jk

DamnDude: (( 3 people said fungus or fungi ))

Dexter: (( no hard feelings bby

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Barchar: (THREE PEOPLE)

Barchar: (SAID FUNGUS)

Hellaton: ((the room is full

: ((i'm in second?))

Barchar: (i might not lose)

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: ((Monkeys))

: ((Morocco sent monkeys))

DamnDude: (( It's because the room is full ))

Dexter: (( Yeah

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Barchar: (LAHARL YOU'RE RUINING IT)

Gaster: ((LAHARL

DamnDude: (( Also Laharl you are ruining this ))

Dexter: (( I actually unintentionally typed the truth

: ((laharl you jerk))

: ((K i'm done))

Hellaton: ((tell me when i can play

Barchar: (will do mv)

Hellaton: ((ty darling

Gaster: ((i hit the wrong one anyway

Dexter: (( I'll leave to give a slot for MV

Hellaton: ((note to self stop saying darling

Dexter: (( there

Hellaton: ((you didnt have to

DamnDude: (( Wait ))

Barchar: (whatever i don't mind)

DamnDude: (( It's not thtat it's full ))

Dexter: (( I have to do something else anyway

DamnDude: (( It's that the round started ))

Barchar: (it's not that it's full we're just in the middle of the round)

Hellaton: ((oh

Barchar: (https://www.twitch.tv/a_legend_that_never_dies the stream)

Barchar: (watch it to watch our round if you want)

: ((i'm not good at lying with a time limit i've learned))

Barchar: (the fuck is a quater)

: ((i totally picked wrong))

DamnDude: (( Oh shit ))

DamnDude: (( I totally fucked that one up. ))

: ((I KNEW IT BUT DIDNT DO IT))

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: Fanta's connection timed out.

DamnDude: (( Well ))

DamnDude: (( CE and I just exchanged 500 points. ))

: ((cool))

Barchar: (i was so close)

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Barchar: (but i picke the wrong fucking synonym)

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DamnDude: (( And now Chime, CE and I are tied on the last question ))

: ((3 for firt))

: ((oh geez))

Barchar: (I'm not last!)

Gaster: ((my thing keeps lagging

Barchar: (that's nice)

: ((I know this one lol))

DamnDude: (( I think I know too ))

Barchar: (WELL DON'T SAY IT U FUK)

: ((i don't feel confident))

DamnDude: (( Oh fuck ))

Barchar: (it's probably psychics though)

DamnDude: (( Well ))

: It's psychics))

DamnDude: (( I lost ))

Gaster: ((yay i guessed right

: Fanta's connection timed out.

Barchar: (okay you can koin now mv)

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: ((i got second, cool!))

: (9THE SAME EXACT SCORE))

DamnDude: (( I hate the fucking responses they add in that are wrong ))

: ((new code?))

DamnDude: (( XYGF ))

Barchar: (this game is fun)

: ((freakin pere))

Barchar: (WHO ARE YOU PERE)

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DamnDude: (( Cancel if anyone tries to start before we're full ))

Barchar: (the game is open mv)

DamnDude: (( So MV, go to Jackbox.tv and the code us XYGF ))

Hellaton: ((it says invalid

DamnDude: (( XYGF? ))

Barchar: (not xygf)

Hellaton: ((yeah

Barchar: (xgyf)

Gaster: ((it's xgyf

DamnDude: (( Oh ))

DamnDude: (( Shit ))

DamnDude: (( OK ))

Barchar: (mv, you should watch the stream)

Barchar: (https://www.twitch.tv/a_legend_that_never_dies)

DamnDude: (( They can't it, they're on mobile ))

Gaster: ((idk if they can

DamnDude: (( ANYONE ELSE? ))

Barchar: (oh shame)

Fanta: ((Can do on mobile?

Barchar: (well I'll at least tell them the score)

DamnDude: (( You can ))

Barchar: (and yeah you can do on mobile)

DamnDude: (( ... ))

DamnDude: (( Fuck Pere ))

Barchar: (but too late)

Fanta: ((It's cool, I can't play rn anyway

Barchar: (pere fucked us all over)

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Barchar: (pere is the antichrist)

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Barchar: (i better not have picked the wrong fucking synonym again)

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Fanta: ((Cg

Fanta: ((Coconut gun

Fanta: ((Cg

Fanta: ((Cococonut gun

Barchar: (does it fire in spurts)

Barchar: (and if it shoots you, is it gonna hurt)

Fanta: ((If it shoots ya

Fanta: ((It's fired in spurts

Barchar: (You're too good laharl)

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Barchar: o damn

Barchar: unexpected

Barchar: (I actually based that off nintendo lol)

: ((i recognized that))

: ((4th))

: ((darn))

Barchar: (I FUCKING WON)

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DamnDude: (( Flame - Laharl - Chime - CE - DD - MV - PERE ))

: ((FLAME STOLE MY FUCKING THUNDER

Barchar: (AAHAHAHA)

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: High Priest Laharlot [] is now High Priest Laharlot [Cornelius].

Barchar: (I GOT FIVE PEOPLE)

Barchar: (IT GOT ME UP TO THIRD FROM LAST)

: ((flame had zero the rest of the game))

Barchar: (it got me up to like 10500 or something)

: ((everyone's lie was lawyer))

: ((well almost everyone's))

Barchar: (4 out of 7)

Barchar: (only one person's lie was original)

Barchar: (both me and dd said marriage counselor)

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Gaster: ((tfw you remember your character who's a lawyer

DamnDude: (( Alright who needs a code ))

Gaster: ((dd is resetting the game

Barchar: (the new room is XUXV)

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DamnDude: (( I'm taking a break for one game to get something to eat, but I'll leave the stream up so you guys can go ))

Barchar: (inb4 dd wins)

Gaster: ((okay, thank

Barchar: (oh no, mv isn't here, we can't give them the code)

Barchar: (somebody with a mettaton name is though)

: ((huh))

Smolster: (mv is mtt)

Barchar: (oh okay)

Barchar: (why'[d they change their name)

Gaster: ((sorry i was doing someting

Barchar: (ss cool)

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DamnDude: (( BTW I will have Party Pack 2, or if it comes out soon 3, when I get my AP tip cash ))

Hellaton: ((i dont wanna play anympre but ut was fun!

Gaster: ((i wish we could do drawful

Gaster: ((anyway i'm gonna call it quits so

Barchar: (drawful...)

Barchar: (I've heard the name)

: ((same))

Gaster: ((unfortunately you kind of need to see the tv for drawful

Barchar: (oh well)

DamnDude: (( Yeah ))

Hellaton: ...

: ((i wonder if there's anything else we can play))

Barchar: (and you're not dd so you won't like, freaking stream it like a weirdo)

DamnDude: (( I believe in the newer games we can at least set a delay ))

Gaster: wakes up. "Mmmh... wha happen."

Hellaton: Not much.

Hellaton: ...For unrelated reasons, do you have a knife?

Gaster: ... No.

Hellaton: Dammit.

Gaster: Why?

: ((i'm gonna stop playing too))

Barchar: (same)

Hellaton: Removal of unneccesary additions.

Barchar: (just leave fucking pere alone)

Barchar: "Hellaton.'

Barchar: "Do not attempt to cut that off."

: ((we will probably forget pere))

Gaster: ... You are not castrating yourself.

Gaster: ((rip in pere

Hellaton: Well that was part two.

: ((he was interesting because he's not one of us))

Gaster: ... Uh.

Barchar: "...What was your first plan?"

: ((i'm also gonna go in general))

: ((so uhh, bye))

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Barchar: (bye)

Gaster: ((see ya

Hellaton: Removing the other... thing. Look, they're annoying, in the way, and most of all, uncomfortable to be with.

Gaster: ... Other thing?

Barchar: "Look, Hellaton, you're not going to do this. It is going to hurt you."

Hellaton: I'm not gonna say it.

: ((Hella: i have two penises))

Gaster: At least see a professional about it.

Barchar: "You're not a professional surgeon. And this is likely to wear off in a couple of days."

: ((Gaster: Fuck.

Gaster: ((hella: i need to remove my anus

Hellaton: ...Do you know a professional?

Hellaton: ...And Vaati doesn't count.

Barchar: "No." she shot Gaster a glare

Cornelius: Strolls in

Hellaton: I tried.

Gaster: N.... o.

Barchar: O BOY

Hellaton: ...

Cornelius: "HELLO KIDS"

Barchar: HOW ARE YOU GONNA MAKE THIS JOKE

Cornelius: "I'M CAP'N CRUNCH!"

Barchar: "...None of us are children."

Hellaton: ((CAPTAIN CORNELIUS CRUNCH

Gaster: Like the cereal?

Barchar: (THAT WAS MY LIE THAT GOT FIVE FUCKING PEOPLE)

Barchar: (THE REAL FIRST NAME)

Hellaton: ....I'm likely near twice your age.

Barchar: (IS HORATIO)

Hellaton: ((FUCK

Cornelius: "YES-SIR! CAP'N CORNELLIUS CRUNCH!"

Hellaton: ((I THOUGHT IT WAS CORNELIUS

Hellaton: ((BC CORN

Barchar: "His first name was Horatio."

Barchar: (:)

Gaster: I could have sworn your name was Hor- yeah.

Hellaton: ...Siblings?

Gaster: Maybe.

Barchar: "...Okay, why do YOU know that Gaster?"

Gaster: ... Reasons...

Cornelius: "I LEGALLY CHANGED MY FIRST NAME TO CORNELIUS TO SATISFY THE CUSTOMER BASE NEEDING A SUPPLY OF PUN-BASED CEREAL MASCOTS!"

Hellaton: And, uh. From the very limited knowledge I have on uniforms, that's Commander Crunch.

Cornelius: "NOW EAT MY SHITTY CEREAL!" He begins pelting Gaster, HLT, and Barchar with captain crunch's captain crunch.

Barchar: "Fair."

Barchar: "OH GOD IT'S SO SHARP"

Hellaton: gets hit in three eyes.

Gaster: ((FUCK YOU CAP'N CRUNCH IS GOOD

Hellaton: MY EYES

Barchar: (it's good but it's SO SHARP)

Cornelius: Guaranteed to ruin the roof of your mouth

Gaster: opens his mouth and is showered with Cap'n Crunch

Cornelius: "EAT IT, EAT IT!"

Barchar: GET THE JONTRON GIF

Hellaton: SHUT UP COMMANDER CRUNCH

Barchar: "OH NO THE SUGARY GOODNESS"

Cornelius: http://i.imgur.com/uhUTncz.gif

Hellaton: throws one piece at Crunch

Cornelius: "THAT'LL BE 39.99 FOR YOUR SHITTY OVERPRICED CEREAL!"

Cornelius: "IT'S LIKE TRIX, BUT WITH 60% MORE PAIN!"

Hellaton: ((the texture on commander crunch is weird

: ((i'd rather eat cheerios

Gaster: ... I ain't paying for this.

DamnDude: (( Oh my god ))

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DamnDude: (( The twitch support for ))

Barchar: "I'm flat broke."

DamnDude: (( PS4 has comment text to speech ))

Cornelius: "HA HA! YOU'RE IN DEBT NOW!"

Gaster: ((ooooh

Cornelius: "YOU'LL HAVE TO WORK IT OFF IN THE CRUNCH DUNGEON!"

: Ehasti [Ehasti] is now Jäger the Angelic Ninja [Jäger Leyline].

Hellaton: I could sue you for injury.

Barchar: "Fuck off."

Cornelius: He pulls a lever, and everyone falls into a trapdoor, where they partake in the entirety of that jontron episode

Cornelius: Cornelius is gone when they come back.

: THE FUCKING CRUNCH DUNGEON

Gaster: ... This is stupid!

: High Priest Laharlot [Cornelius] is now High Priest Laharlot [].

Barchar: "Well."

Gaster: decides to just leave.

Hellaton: ....

Barchar: "That was referential."

Hellaton: leaves too.

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Barchar: spent her time in the crunch dungeon

Barchar: is an honoourable woman

: ((High Janitor Laharlot Cumbucket

Hellaton: .......So do you have a way to remove it.

Barchar: "No."

Amy: -She pokes her head out. "Do I smell cap'n crunch?"-

Barchar: "NO@"

Amy: "Oh."

: High Priest Laharlot [] is now High Priest Laharlot [Cap'n Crutch].

Cap'n Crutch: Cornelius walks back in, in a wheelchair.

Jäger Leyline: wakes up on the couch

Cap'n Crutch: "I'VE BEEN HORRIBLY MAIMED BY THE JAPANESE MAFIA"

Cap'n Crutch: "THEY BROKE MY LEGS, Y'HEAR"

Barchar: "GODDAMMIT MERASMUS!"

Jäger Leyline: is that captain crunch?

Barchar: "NO!"

Amy: -She winces. "Oooooh..."-

Cap'n Crutch: "BUY MY NEW CEREAL, CAP'N CRUTCH!"

Hellaton: He's not even a real captain.

Cap'n Crutch: He tosses a fucking batterd medical crutch at Barchar

Barchar: catches it by technicality

Jäger Leyline: sees Amt

Barchar: it hits her flat in the chest

Jäger Leyline: hey there

Barchar: GEDDIT FLAT BECAUSE SHE AIN'T GOT NO BREASTICLES

Jäger Leyline: Amy*

Cap'n Crutch: "IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR BONES!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's sleeping. Lazy ass winged cat.-

Cap'n Crutch: Barchar is titania irl

: ((Breaticles))

: ((Thank you for that))

Cap'n Crutch: ((Time for a relevant disgaea quote))

Barchar: (ur welcome)

: ((Breasticles*

Hellaton: groans, storming out.

Cap'n Crutch: ((Etna and Flonne: "WELL EXCUSE US FOR BEING FLAT!"))

Jäger Leyline: hey you a tooth? because I cannot smile without you

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She's awake, using her phone.-

Hellaton: ((that was so bad

: ((What the hell is Titania doing anyways

: High Priest Laharlot [Cap'n Crutch] is now High Priest Laharlot [Cap'n Crux].

Amy: -She's glares at Jager. "I'm married."-

: ((Cap'n Cruz))

Cap'n Crux: A captain walsk in, without a nose.

Barchar: smirks, laughing. "Seriously, Jager!?"

Jäger Leyline: .......zam

: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now Vaati [Vaati].

Barchar: IS THIS FUCKING VOLDEMORT CRUNCH

Cap'n Crux: He throws a multicolored, battered, sugar snake at Barchar

Cap'n Crux: "GO NAGINI! SELL MY CEREAL!"

Jäger Leyline: well zam it

Barchar: "AGH WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU"

Jäger Leyline: zam

Amy: -She kind of... sits at the bar.-

Barchar: "I DID YOUR DUNGEON"

Gaster: leaves too.

Cap'n Crux: "Oh"

: Gaster [Gaster] is now Amy [Amy].

Cap'n Crux: He takes the snake back, and re-throws it at himself

: Vaati [Vaati] is now Hellaton [Hellaton].

Cap'n Crux: "AVADA CRUNCHAVRA!" he dies.

Barchar: "...Yay for slavery!"

: High Priest Laharlot [Cap'n Crux] is now High Priest Laharlot [Cap'n Crunk].

Hellaton: likely got himself admitted to a hospital by now.

Jäger Leyline: looks at Amys left hand

Hellaton: ((cap'n crunch bandicoot

: High Priest Laharlot [Cap'n Crunk] is now High Priest Laharlot [Cap'n Cap'n Cap].

Amy: -It's webbed!-

Cap'n Cap'n Cap: "HOWDY!"

: ((i highly doubt titania and co are still in the hospital at this point

Jäger Leyline: no ring?

Barchar: "Somebody end this."

Frisk_Dreemurr: -Unless Jäger knows about her relationship, surprised she hasn't been hit on yet.-

: ((unless cain's fucking pickup line crippled them all it was so bad

Cap'n Cap'n Cap: "I'M CAP'N CAP'N CAP'N CAP'N CAP'N CAP'N CAO'N CAP'N it never ends."

Cap'n Cap'n Cap: ((Thats canon now))

Barchar: kicks him

: ((Cao'n))

: ((So closely

Hellaton: actually tried it.

Cap'n Cap'n Cap: ((Cain's pickup line was picked up by one of Taka's chatots))

Amy: Do i look like I can wear a ring?

: Vlose*

Cap'n Cap'n Cap: ((And hospitoalized them))

Hellaton: ((omg

: Close*

: ((NEVERMIND YOU FUCKING WIN I CANT THPE))

: TYPE

: FUCK

Jäger Leyline: hasnt meey her before

: ((Again

: High Priest Laharlot [Cap'n Cap'n Cap] is now High Priest Laharlot [Cap'n].

: ((That would be so hilarious and fucking stupid

Cap'n: A fetus in captain crunch clothing rolls in

Amy: -Webbed. Hand.-

: High Priest Laharlot [Cap'n] is now High Priest Laharlot [Cap'n Lunch].

Cap'n Lunch: It is eaten by a cat.

Barchar: "WHAT IS GOING ON!?"

: High Priest Laharlot [Cap'n Lunch] is now High Priest Laharlot [].

Hellaton: managed to pass out from bloodloss within 54 hours of being human.

: Hellaton got hospitalized by cereal

Hellaton: ((no

: Would you say Cornelius is a

Barchar: the cereal played no part

: Cereal Killer

Gaster: -He wasn't there to stop him because he got sucked into another timeline.-

Hellaton: ((he tried to sterilize himself

: ((ah

: ((sterlingize

Jäger Leyline: (so who is a

Jäger Leyline: amy*

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Amy: ((tis i, the frenchiest chime

Muffet: enters the bar. "Hello, I am here/the curse is still effecting/I wish it would stop."

Jäger Leyline: (i mean character

Amy: ((i thought i showed you a picture

Fanta: ((What the shit is going on

MettatonSEX: -He heard the screams from the bathroom and admitted him to a hospital, who fixed him up so that he's sterile and can still pee. Yay 2026 med tech

Jäger Leyline: (story of her

: ((Taka's Chatot: -starts repeating horrific pickup line over and over-

: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now Vaati [Vaati].

: ((Titania: FUCKING DAMN IT -passes out-

Amy: ((she's psychic. i can't reveal too much or else it will ruin the arc

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She's not doing much atm.-

Amy: ((i want you guys to figure stuff out about her as i continue to play her

Amy: ((however she's from the future

Jäger Leyline: (then how was I suppose to know about her having a husband?

: ((Taka: Oh yes~ -passes out-

Amy: ((you weren't

Vaati: ((who says she has a husband

Amy: ((that's stuff you learn by interacting with her

Amy: ((no he's right about the husband - she was in my other arc and you met him, very briefly

: ((http://cdn.thisiswhyimbroke.com/images/kitty-panties-300x250.jpg

Jäger Leyline: ((oh shit I misread sometbing bread said nm

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Vaati: warps in, Reborn form, in grey jeans, black boots, a silver skull necklace, and a dark purple tank top.

Barchar: "Hi Vaati."

Fanta: "Hello, dood"

Vaati: Hello.

Fanta: is under the couch

Amy: looks like she put on whatever was laying on the floor.

: BLT [Betterton] joined chat.

Fanta: ((Hello daffy

Muffet: "Hello there Vaati/how you doing today?/I would like some toast."

Betterton: ((I'll be back later for actual RP but for now I'm just deposting my 50k Listener Special https://soundcloud.com/anotherb-360756825/pachelbels-cannon ))

: ((I wish Lisia was in Bravoh because that would be so perfect buT THEN THERE'S THE FUCKING MEGA ALTARIA

Jäger Leyline: so married huh?

Jäger Leyline: zam

Jäger Leyline: hows that like?...zam

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Amy: It's... official.

Amy: Griffin's a really great guy.

Fanta: ((B YOU GAVE ME PTSD FLASHBACKS TO PLAYING THE PACHELBEL CANON

Betterton: ((read the description

Vaati: I am doing well. The toast seems quite out of place, are you also well?

Jäger Leyline: where is he?

Amy: Home.

Fanta: ((I can't im on movile

Muffet: "No, not really/I was cursed by a wizard/thus all the haikus"

Fanta: "And that's why I'm under the couch dood"

Betterton: (("Cello players HATE these 8 simple notes!"

Fanta: "Forever alone"

Muffet: "But I'm not pregnant/to the best of my knowledge/I fucking hope not"

: ((ahhhh))

Vaati: Ah, that must be pain. Would you care for another, speaking in this way?

: ((The first sentence in the first one is 4 syllables))

Betterton: ((RIP

Muffet: thinks, before laughing. Exactly 17 times. she then realizes she messed up and winces.

Muffet: clears her throat "That was quite clever/that might make me feel better/though I'm not quite sure"

Vaati: I shall do my best. It may not be the simplest, but I still shall try.

Hywel: -He tried to get Fanta out from under the couch.-

Amy: I... have something I need to do alone.

: Tries*

Muffet: "It's not all that bad/with just creativity/and a bit of time"

Jäger Leyline: shouldnt he be here with you

Fanta: is pulled out from under the couch

Barchar: Amy: [s]"touch myself[/s]

Jäger Leyline: well alright zam

Fanta: "Thanks, dood"

Hywel: -He puts her on the couch, and sits.-

Amy: No. I need to do this thing alone.

Vaati: Ah, yes, that is true. Or a verbose dialect... even if it's wrong.

Jäger Leyline: lifes boring alone you know

Muffet: "Inconceivable!/That's sesquipedelian!/Machivellian!"

Amy: seems a bit frustrated. "I'm fine."

Barchar: "Come on Jager, lay off her."

: Frisky Whiskington [] disconnected.

Barchar: "And don't lay with her."

Vaati: If you begin to... speak in manners much like mine, I apologize.

Jäger Leyline: seems upset to me

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Barchar: "I'm fairly certain that's due to you."

Betterton: (("sesquipedalian"

Betterton: ((*delian

Barchar: (oops)

Amy: You're upsetting me.

Barchar: (it was close)

Jäger Leyline: just asking questions

Jäger Leyline: zam

Betterton: ((wasn't correcting the spelling

Muffet: "Thou art so foolish/to believe that I might just/simply switch over!" she said, with a joking haughty air

: The yellow triangle thing that Poppy brought is still in the corner

Barchar: (oh okay)

Betterton: ((simply impressed by your usage of a 6 syllable word in your haiku

Barchar: (well, it's a word)

Barchar: (ikr)

Fanta: punches hywel in the dick

Fanta: "GODDAMMIT DOOD"

Hywel: -He goes home and will be on the floor there for a bit.-

Hywel: -Like, he just is holding his crotch area and leaving.-

Fanta: doesnt he have the plate still

Muffet: "I have hippopa/monstrosesquipede/liophobia!"

DamnDude: (( "I need to go home and think about what just happened" ))

Barchar: (wait no)

Hywel: -He's not gonna carry that shit around.-

Hywel: -It's heavy.-

Hywel: -He will now though.-

Barchar: (i missed a syllable from the word)

Fanta: is a sad

Barchar: (it doesn't work :<)

Jäger Leyline: fine whatever.....

Fanta: "Dood..."

Vaati: It's hippopato/monstrosesquipede/liophobia.

Barchar: (oh wait no it works)

Hywel: -He's back. And he has the armor plate, holding at his crotch.-

Hywel: -He sits by Fanta.-

Fanta: "I'm so sorry dood"

: ((The yellow triangle is secretly Bill /s

Muffet: winces

Hywel: "Just."

Hywel: "Pretend it didn't happen.-

: "*

Barchar: (Hywel: "I'm breaking up with you")

Fanta: looks like a sad goat

Hywel: "It's okay."

Amy: sighs and orders a burger.

Vaati: ...I apologize, that statement was unneeded, and quite regretful.

Barchar: (Fanta: "Cock")

Fanta: whimpers, the occasional dood in there

Barchar: (Hywel: "nevermind i shall not break up with you)

Jäger Leyline: lass you okay? you

DamnDude: (( "I'm not breaking up with you, even though you just broke my dick" ))

Fanta: ((We've established his codeword is potato salad

Jäger Leyline: for someone who wants to be alone you make a bit of nosie

Muffet: "It hurts to mess up/which is kind of annoying/I hope this wears off"

Amy: I'm fine. It's not everyday someone openly talks to a human like this.

Hywel: "It's seriously alright."

Barchar: (Okay fair but that's not as funny)

Jäger Leyline: well its everyday you meet an angel zam

Fanta: carefully lies her head in his shoulder

Hywel: "..."

Fanta: is a very sad dood

Barchar: (Though i guess "cock" as a trigger is kind of on the nose)

: ((So i've been rewatching Fairly Oddparents))

Hywel: "Don't be sad..."

Barchar: (and can backfire if you're talking about chickens)

Fanta: ((I know someone whose hypno trigger is "lad"

Barchar: (though if it's potato salad, hope you don't have a potluck)

Fanta: ((When someone calls her lad

Amy: What? Not gonna run in fear from the blood-thirsty freak with mind bullets?

Barchar: (jesus that will absolutely bite them in the ass)

: ((And i've realized Timmy is a lucky bastard seeing as how there are about 2000 other children in this show who could use some multicolored animals))

Fanta: ((She goes into trance

: (("Cheers lad."))

Vaati: It is quite alright. Muffet, you shall get through this. I believe on you.

Barchar: (right? timmy does not fucking deserve those fairies)

: (( -Falls the fuck over.- ))

: ((LETS COUNT))

: ((Chester is poor, his life is shit, he lives in a trailer))

: ((Timmy is a shitlord

: ((Yet he has a fucking heart of gold))

: BLT [Betterton] disconnected.

: ((wheres his multicolored fish))

Jäger Leyline: me nah? you dont scare me

Barchar: (Chester got the fairies in i think a movie?)

Jäger Leyline: zam

Barchar: (but seriously he deserves them more)

: ((No, Timmy gave Chester his fairies))

Fanta: isn't talking, because she'll fuck it up

Jäger Leyline: lots of freaks.here

: ((For a single episode))

Vaati: ((i grew up jealous of him bc i struggled as a kid and i needed fairies

Hywel: -He pets.-

Jäger Leyline: zam

Vaati: ...

Muffet: "Don't believe on me/That's just a silly thing to/ do there vaati"

Fanta: growls

: ((Elmer, who with the size of that boil probably has motherfucking cancer))

: ((Wheres his fairies))

Vaati: ....

Amy: ((timmy could be using his fairies to make his friend's life better

Barchar: (if he did it would end in wacky karmic hijinx tho)

Amy: ((yeah, true

Barchar: (seriously though they took out like all the kids that aren't timmy later)

Barchar: (for some fucking reason)

Hywel: "Spooky."

: Literally TIMMY'S ENTIRE SQUAD EXCEPT AJ

Barchar: (even though i remember chester and aj being like thebest characters in the show)

Fanta: "No.. I wanted to purr dood"

: IS VIABLE FOR FAIRIES

Hywel: -He keeps the pets going.-

Hywel: "I know."

Fanta: "I'm sorry dood.."

Barchar: (Trixie doesn't really deserve them)

Fanta: ((Trixie is a cunt

Vaati: .........My name only has two syllables in this tongue. It is just Vaayi.

: WOOP-DE-FUCKING DO YOU HAVE A BABYSITTER

Barchar: (though i dunno if she counts for the squad)

Hywel: "Nah dude."

Hywel: "It's fine."

: CHESTER'S DAD WEARS A BAG ON HIS HEAD FROM SHAME

Vaati: ((i mean vicky is an abusive bitch

Fanta: nuzzles into him

Vaati: ((but everyone else deserved them

Muffet: winces again. she growls a bit.

: (('Oh Chester is too good at baseball now' FUCK YOU TIMMY))

Hywel: -He nuzzles back.-

: ((LET THE POOR KID HAVE THE ONE THING HES GOOD AT))

Barchar: (FUCKING TOOTIE DESERVES THEM MORE)

Barchar: (FUCKING)

Barchar: (TOOTIE)

: ((TIMMY IS A FUCKING SHITLORD))

: ((^^^^

: ((WHY DOES HE GET THREE AND A MAGIC DOG))

Barchar: (SHE'S SHOWN AS INCREDIBLY SOCIALLY AWKWARD AROUND ANYONE BUT TIMMY AND HAS TO LIVE WITH VICKY)

: ((GIVE COSMO TO CHESTER OR SOME SHIT))

Barchar: (AND YET)

Barchar: (TIMMY MOTHERFUCKING TURNER GETS IT)

Barchar: (oh god no not cosmo)

Vaati: ...I did that again. I apologize again. I'm not good at this.

: ((Idiot with idiot they'd fit perfectly))

Barchar: (cosmo with chester would be a bad thing without wanda to keep him in line)

: ((Wishing for giant sandwiches))

Fanta: ((AND THEN THEY GIVE FARIES TO THE OTHER STUPID BITCH

Fanta: ((I CANT REMEMBER HER NAME

: ((I'D LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT CHESTER'S WISHES WHEN HE GOT NORM THE GENIE))

Barchar: (THE PERSON THAT'S LITERALLY)

Barchar: (FUCKING)

Barchar: (PERFECT)

Fanta: ((DELTA

: ((WERE GIANT SANDWICH, HIS FATHER'S FAME, AND A FUCKING PEACE JOURNEY))

Fanta: ((FUCKING

Fanta: ((WARRIOR

Barchar: (BUT NO SHE'S NOT ENTIRELY PERFECT SO [i]SHE GETS SOME FUCKING FAIRIES LOL[/i])

Fanta: ((IN FGP FORM

Jäger Leyline: you plnning on attacking us lass?

Barchar: (S I T U A T I O N A L G O D M O D D I N G)

: ((DIDN'T THEY DETAIL THAT THE REASON THE TALL GREY BULLY WAS A BULLY WAS BECAUSE HIS LIFE WAS SHIT))

: ((GIVE THAT FUCK SOME FAIRIES))

Barchar: (FRANCIS)

Barchar: (COME ON IF HE HAD FAIRIES HE PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE AS MUCH OF A DICK)

Barchar: (FUCK IF CROCKER WASN'T AN ADULT HE WOULD DESERVE FAIRIES ORE THAN FUCKING TIMMY)

: ((AREN'T FAIRIES SUPPOSED TO STOP KIDS FROM BECOMING VICKY AND FRANCIS))

Barchar: ([i]AND HE'S THE VILLAIN[/i])

Fanta: is still sadgote

Fanta: ((Crocker actually had faries doe

Vaati: ((EVEN VICKY GOT FAIRIES AND IS VERY SLIGHTLY MORE QUALIFIED THAN TIMMY

: ((LITERALLY TIMMY HAS CAUSED EVERY SINGLE PROBLEM HES 'FIXED'))

Fanta: ((And he fucked it

Hywel: -He smooch.-

Fanta: bites his tongue

Muffet: shrugs. "It's not your fault man/I'd realize it later/you just sped it up."

: ((ONE KID WISHES FOR A SECRET WISH: GIANT CAT))

Fanta: then recoils quickly, apologizing profusely dood

Hywel: "Ouh Ouh staph."

: ((TIMMY WISHES FOR A SECRET WISH: DESTROYS THE CYCLE OF LIFE AND DEATH FOR 10 YEARS__

Hywel: "This sucks dude."

Barchar: (LITERALLY EVERY CONFLICT IN THE SHOW IS DIRECTLY CAUSED BY TIMOTHY TIBERIUS FUCKING TURNER)

: ((TIMMY IS A BITCH

Jäger Leyline: Lass?

: ((DOUG FUCKING DIMMADOME COULD PROBABLY PUT MORE USE WITH FAIRIES IF HE WAS A KID))

Fanta: is now extra sadgoat

Barchar: (LIKE UNLEASHING LITERALLY EVERY KID THAT FUCKED WITH THEIR FAIRIES BECAUSE HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT 'INFAMY' MEANT)

Vaati: ((timmy is a dipshit

: ((^^^^^

Barchar: (MV LAYING DOWN THE TRUTHBOMBS)

Barchar: (Timmy: "Can you maybe call me something other than dipshit?" Everyone else: "NO!")

: ((TIMMY IS LIKE JIMMY NEUTRON EXCEPT A DUMBASS))

Barchar: (LIKE TIMMY HAS FAIRIES JUST CAUSE HE LIKE)

Vaati: ((IF I HAD FAIRIES I WOULD BE MILDLY SELFISH

: ((ATLEAST JIMMY NEUTRON FIXES HIS PROBLEMS HIMSELF))

Barchar: (HIS PARENTS ARE IDIOTS I THINK)

Vaati: ((BUT NOT THAT BAD

Barchar: (ITS BEEN A BTI SINCE I SAW THE FIRST EPISODE)

: ((TIMMY HAS GOT SOME FUCKED GENES))

Barchar: (BUT LIKE IT'S FUCKING RIDICULOUSLY SMALL)

: ((LIKE, GIVE FUCKING DINKLEBERG FAIRIES))

Barchar: (AS OPPOSED TO LTIERALLY EVERYONE ELSE'S PROBLEMS)

: ((HE'D PROBABLY START A KITTEN ORPHANAGE))

Barchar: (FUCKING DINKLEBERG IS JESUS COMPARED TO TIMMY MOTHERFUCKING TURNER)

: ((Timmy's fairies should just be able to say "Fuck no." To some of his wishes))

Barchar: (I'M NOT SEEING ANY CAPS THERE BREAD)

: ((That would solve literally everything))

: ((OKAY YOURE RIGHT))

: ((TIMMY SHOULDN'T OF EVEN GOTTEN FAIRIES IN THE FIRST PLACE

: ((WHAT THE FUCK))

: ((IS UP))

Barchar: (THOUGH LIKE COSMO WOULDN'T EVEN BE ABLE TO CAUSE HE'S AN IDIOT)

Vaati: ((LOOK, I WOULDVE CURED MY DEPRESSION AND ADHD AND ANXIETY AND TO HAVE SUPERPOWERS

: ((WITH THIS BULLSHIT))

Barchar: (WHY NOT GIVE COSMO TO SOMEBODY WITH GOOD IDEAS)

Barchar: (I MEAN COME ONE)

: ((WHY DO THEY LET COSMO HAVE A WAND))

Amy: ((the fairy odd parents discorse

Barchar: (YOU TAILOR THE FAIRIES TO THE KIDS)

: ((WHY DO YOU NEED FOUR FUCKING FAIRIES TIMMY))

: ((WHY IS COSMO))

: ((CAN'T ONE FAIRY DO AS MUCH AS FOUR))

Vaati: ((ITS FAIRLY ODD PARENTS

Barchar: (I MEAN COSMO SHOULDN'T EVEN BE ALIVE)

: ((DON'T THEY HAVE FUCKING UNLIMITED POWER))

Barchar: (HE LITERALLY RUINED EVERYTHING IN FAIRY WORLD BY BEING A FUCKING MORON0

Barchar: (RIGHT THEIR ONLY LIMITING FACTOR IS DA RULES)

: ((WHY DONT PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT PURPLE AND GREEN THINGS ARE SUSPICIOUS))

: ((THEY DON'T EVEN FOLLOW DA RULES ANYMORE

Vaati: ((cosmo, at least, is a usually kind man

Barchar: (HOW CAN THEY NOT FOLLOW DA FUCKING RULES)

: ((HE HAS A MOTHERFUCKING MAGIC DOG NOW))

Vaati: ((stupid, but not shitty

: ((GIVE THAT ONE FUCKING ORPHAN KID ON THE STREET A DOG))

Barchar: (THAT IS LITERALLY THE ONLY THING KEEPING KIDS LIKE TIMMY FROM RUINING THE WORLD)

: ((Y'KNOW THAT RICH KID THAT HAD ONE FAIRY))

: ((A [u]DOG[/u]))

Barchar: (DON'T GIVE SPARKY TO ANYBODY)

: ((WHY THE FUCK DOESN'T HE HAVE FAIRIES HIS LIFE IS SHIT))

Barchar: (SPARKY FUCKING SUCKS)

Vaati: ((REMY

Barchar: (OH GOD I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER HIS NAME)

: ((THEY LET HIM KEEP A BABY FAIRY TOO))

: ((HE GOT A HAPPY ENDING AFTER GOING THROUGH SIXTEEN OTHER EPISODES OF SHIT))

: ((THIS IRRESPONSIBLE AF KID))

Barchar: (JUST HIS WEIRD RICO SUAVE-ASS MOTHERFUCKING FAIRY)

: ((A FUCKING NEW BORN))

Vaati: ((WANDICIMO

Barchar: (REMY BUXAPLENTY I REMEMBER NOW)

: ((BUT WHY DOESN'T HE HAVE LIKE 20 FAIRIES HIS PARENTS FUCKING IGNORE HIMS))

Barchar: (OH GOD YES WANDICIMO)

Barchar: (NOT JUST A NEWBORN)

Barchar: (THE ONLY FUCKING NEWBORN IN YEARS0

: ((FUCK ME))

Barchar: (BECAUSE COSMO FUCKED UP THE WORLD)

Fanta: falls over on the floor

: ((EW NO BREAD))

Barchar: (GET YOUR LORE STRAIGHT MOTHERFUCKER)

: ((MIGHT ASWELL GIVE THIS KID THE RIGHT TO RULE OVER THE ENTIRE WORLD))

: ((I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR PENIS

: ((WANDICIMO IS THE NICEST FUCK))

: ((YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT))

: ((I DONT WANT TO SEE YOURS EITHER))

: ((FUCKING DISGUSTING))

Barchar: (WANDICIMO WAS KIND OF A DICK BUT MOSTLY CAUSE HE WAS PERBVY AND REMY WASN'T GREAT)

: ((HE GODKID LOSES THEIR MEMORIES AND HE STILL SHOWS UP TO HELP THEM))

Vaati: ...I am unsure if I am able to supply this constant rhythm.

: ((>implying you know if i have a penis or not

: ((fair point))

Barchar: (THOUGH HONESTLY THE ONLY VILLAIN I REMEMBER GREAT WAS NORM)

: ((Well I don't want to see WHATEVER THE FUCK IN IN YOUR PANTS))

Barchar: (NORM WAS FUCKING AWESOME)

Barchar: (WHY DID TBHEY STOP USING NORM)

: ((NORM WAS ACTUALLY JUST A DECENT GUY THAT LIKED TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE))

: ((DICK VAGINA NONE BOTH TENTACLE IDGAF))

: ((>implying you know if i wear pants or not

: ((HE WILLINGLY TEAMED UP WITH GOOD GUYS AND BAD GUYS SEVERAL TIMES, HE JUST REALLY LIKED TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE)

DamnDude: (( WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHICKEN SALAD ))

: ((FUCK))

: ((WHAT'S A SUPER SALAD))

: ((ITS A SALAD WITH CHICKEN IN IT))

Muffet: "It's not for the weak/I'll admit it's not easy.../" pause. "I want some damn toast."

DamnDude: (( THANK YOU ))

Barchar: (I MEAN NORM WAS A JACKASS GENIE)

: ((YOURE WELCOME))

Barchar: (BUT DAMMIT HE DID HIS JOB)

DamnDude: (( SOME FUCKS ARE TRYING TO TELL ME IT'S CHICKEN AND MAYONNAISE\ ))

Barchar: (THAT'S IT TOO)

: ((IT MIGHT BE))

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-Somewhere, she's listening to the FoP discorse.-[/font]

Barchar: (LIKE POTATO SALAD OR MACARONI SALAD)

: ((I DONT FUCKING ORDER SALADS ALL THE TIME))

Barchar: (ARE YOU ENJOYING IT LUCY)

DamnDude: (( THAT'S NOT A FUCKING SALAD THOUGH ))

: High Priest Laharlot [] changed the topic to "The Fairly Oddparents Discourse (Zam)"

: ((YOURE NOT A FUCKING SALAD))

Barchar: (I DUNNO THEY CALL IT A SALAD)

Lucy: [font=lucida bright]-Yes-[/font]

: ((FUCK OFF))

DamnDude: (( JUST ADDING MAYO TO IT DOESN'T MAKE IT A SALAD ))

Barchar: (GOD IT'S LIKE WE'RE IN BERRY'S)

: ((SHUT THE FUCK UP))

Vaati: Again, with the toast? What is the correlation with that and your mind?

Barchar: (THEY CALL IT A FUCKING SALAD WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME)

: ((EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP))

: Jäger the Angelic Ninja's connection timed out.

: ((NO))

: ((Okay are we gonna RP now))

Muffet: "It's the bloody curse!/it also makes a good end/when nothing else does"

Fanta: is on the floor

DamnDude: (( There, I saved us from that overly done topic ))

Barchar: (yeah probably)

Hywel: -He picks her up.-

Barchar: (that was fun0

: ((That was fun))

Amy: is humming to herself.

: ((FUCK TIMMY))

Fanta: ((But ok

Fanta: ((Really

: ((Timmy has a cool hat))

: ((I'M NOT A PEDOPHILE

Barchar: (IT'S OVER LAHARL)

Fanta: ((Fuck spongebob

: ((So it's fine))

Barchar: (IT'S OVER LIKE JERMA985)

Barchar: (well yeah obviously)

: ((I mean))

Barchar: (i mean he's not as bad as patrick but jesus)

DamnDude: (( Fuck chicken salad ))

: ((Spongebob is kinda like that 'JOKES ON YOU I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED' meme guy))

: ((FUCKING PATRICK))

: ((No I'm joking))

Fanta: starts to shuffle out of the bar, sadgote

Vaati: ((please dont use the r slur

Fanta: smacks into a pole

Hywel: -He does let her, and lies her down on the couch.-

Fanta: he does let her?

: ((MV i'm quoting a meme))

Amy: ((are we just gonna talk about nicktoons

Vaati: ((but yeah

Hywel: -He doesn't let her.-

: ((PATRICK IS AN ASSHOLE

: ((It's not like I just called someone a keemstar word))

: ((No))

Vaati: ((true

: ((Speaking of Keemstar

: ((Let's see if there's Keemstar r34

Vaati: ((why

Barchar: (there almost certainly is)

: ((why))

: ((I mean I know it exists))

Barchar: (and now this possibility is made aware to me i am incredibly depressed)

DamnDude: (( 'How about we do, anyways' ))

: ((I look up Keemstar r34

: ((I find fucking nothing

Barchar: (oh thank god)

: ((there is a god

Vaati: Well that much is true, but it seems arbitrary to hex one with that.

: ((No it exists))

: ((You have to check Rule34))

: ((The website))

Fanta: rolls off the couch, trying to roll into it

Fanta: "..."

Muffet: "They were all like that/I think that it was random/I don't quite know why"

Barchar: (oh so jk god is dead)

Hywel: -He puts her back.-

: Jäger the Angelic Ninja [Jäger Leyline] joined chat.

: ((Oh, it exists

Amy: ((see i was amused through that whole topic since i never watched fairy odd parents

: ((Kek))

Amy: ((i didn't have cable

: ((Keemstar x Foxy

Vaati: Well, I know this much: Hellaton was turned human... and despises it.

Jäger Leyline: returns home

Barchar: (so that was probably like)

Barchar: (all giberish)

: ((What))

: ((I didn't see that))

: ((I found a naked overweight Keemstar

Fanta: "I'm sorry.. dood"

: ((That is not desirable

Amy: ((oh, i know some stuff

Barchar: (that's probably actually keemstar x pyrocynical then)

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Muffet: nods

: Amy [Amy] disconnected.

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Jäger Leyline: hey Fanty and Hywey...zam

: ((I just found keemstar goes to taco bell))

: Amy [Amy] joined chat.

Hywel: "Hi."

: ((I'm going to go mouthwash my eyes))

Fanta: "Hi dood..."

Amy: is playing with her wrist thing.

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She gon fall asleep soon.-

Barchar: (But it's aaaaaall roooooooight now, in fact its a gas)

Jäger Leyline: zam

Jäger Leyline: hey Fanty come slap me ...z

Vaati: ...Muffet, if you can, check within the hospital. I had heard pained screams.

Muffet: blinks, running off

Barchar: (THAT WAS A HAIKY)

Hywel: "Fanta he's tricking you you're gonna hug him."

Hywel: "Or worse."

Fanta: tried to get up and fell over

Hellaton: -He's in the hospital, passed out.

Hywel: -He picks her up.-

Fellby: -You bet your ass he's there.-

Jäger Leyline: no go ahead and slap me

MettatonSEX: -He is also there-

Jäger Leyline: zam

Muffet: is as well. She's basically hyperventilating. and of course, doing it in fucking syllable couplets

Fanta: ((Ok wow someone in my room is actually going on tor to get cp

Amy: ((EWWW

: ((Muffet: Damn Hella, back at it again with the triple penis pinata))

: ((wow

Barchar: (o fuck)

Fanta: ((I'm not even fucking kidding someone is watching cp in front of me, and telling the whole room about it

Muffet: (that needs to be a fucking haiku friendo)

Hywel: "Don't do it."

Amy: ((what the helll

: ((Call the police))

: ((Jk))

Muffet: (it is. You have delivered.)

: ((Tell his/her parents))

: ((What does that mean)

Jäger Leyline: Do it!

Hywel: "Don't!"

Barchar: (fucking [i]child porn[/i] laharl)

Hellaton: -He wakes the fuck up.- ......Where am I?

Fanta: ((Ok they're back to memes

: ((AH

: ((Ah((

: ah

: [sub]ah[/sub]

Barchar: (Hywel is glados and jager is wheatley)

Fellby: "Hospital."

Fanta: ((That was fucking gross

MettatonSEX: Hospital.

Fanta: punches jager in the dick

: Vaati [Vaati] is now Hellaton [Hellaton].

Muffet: attempts to say 'hospital' but stops before a single word comes out

: ((THIS. STATEMENT. IS. FALSE.))

Hywel: -He laughs a bit.-

Jäger Leyline: goes down

Hellaton: Did... did everything get removed?

Barchar: (wait no i got that the qwrong way around didn't i)

Jäger Leyline: .....good....

Jäger Leyline: whimpers

Barchar: (i dunno do wheatley and glados have the "PRESS THE BUTTON" bit during the glados fight too)

Jäger Leyline: ...zam

Barchar: (i don't think so)

Fellby: "Yes."

Fanta: "I tried to hug him, dood"

Hywel: "...You aight?"

: (( https://i.redd.it/v8f8pno8lgax.png idk about you but I think the community likes Deca))

MettatonSEX: Yes. You're going to have scars and you can still function.

Hywel: "Were you trying to get a hug?"

Barchar: (I'm torn)

Jäger Leyline: ....yes....

Hellaton: sighs in relief.

Hellaton: Oh thank god.

Hywel: "Or a kiss?"

Fanta: is back to being sad

Barchar: (on the one hand i said that I'd brave the haikus the whole time)

Barchar: (and i still think i could)

Barchar: (but it is getting just a little troublesome)

Jäger Leyline: I jusr....want to...hug people with.....wingz

Jäger Leyline: zam

Fanta: whimpers, dood

Hywel: "..."

MettatonSEX: Don't try fixing this body. You have to go to a proffesional first so you don't lose blood.

Hellaton: It still worked.

Hywel: "Well... Probably should go hug somebody else. Fanta can't really control herself right now."

: (( https://i.redd.it/v8f8pno8lgax.png This is RotmG's response to Kabam leaving))

Hywel: -He snuggles her.-

Barchar: (I trust you guys to make me regret asking your opinion and tbh I'm feeling masochistic, so...)

MettatonSEX: You used fabric scissors.

Barchar: (should i have the haikus wear off Y/N)

Amy: ((up to you

: ((Y

Hellaton: ((its ok if you do,

Muffet: looks like she's about to barf. This is kind of disgusting.

: Amy [Amy] is now Fellby [Fellby].

Fellby: glances over at Muffet. "You okay?"

Jäger Leyline: I was...hoping...if I told her...to slap me....shed hug......instead...zam

Hellaton: ...Muffet, are you okay?

: FFrisk is dying inside from listening to this.

Fanta: sniffles, she feels like shit for punching so many people in the dick

: Assuming they're in the bar

MettatonSEX: -no theyre not-

: Okay then

Muffet: "I don't think so/this is disgusting/it's snowing on mt. fuji"

Fanta: BILLIE JEAN HAS NOT STOPPED BY THE WAY

: High Priest Laharlot [] is now High Priest Laharlot [Poppy].

Hellaton: ....

Barchar: looks very relieved

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She's still with FFrisk. If she wanted to talk.-

Amy: -She's moonwalking to Billie Jean.-

Poppy: Poppy walks in, the iEye in the corner immediately training on her.

Barchar: .me OH YOU SAID NOT

Fellby: rubs Muffet on the back.

Jäger Leyline: Fanta slap Hywel

Hywel: "..."

Barchar: ME ISN'T DAMN RELIEVED SHE LOOKS LIKE SHES GOING TO SHANK A BITCH

Muffet: uh

Hellaton: I'm sorry. I... ugh, I'm sorry. I just had to get them away.

Poppy: Note: The iEye is by the Bar door, in the very corner of the room.

Fanta: kisses him

Fellby: It's fine.

MettatonSEX: It's okay. I understand.

Poppy: The only parts it doesn't reach are behind the counter, and in other rooms.

Muffet: winces "God-fucking-dammit!"

: BLT [Betterton] joined chat.

Amy: -Then you're getting moonwalking psychic.-

Muffet: sighs. "I hate this haiky bullshit."

Jäger Leyline: ...it worked

: BLT's connection timed out.

MettatonSEX: Just tell someone first.

: BLT [Betterton] joined chat.

Fanta: gets into it

MettatonSEX: -He kisses Hella.-

Fanta: starts getting feely

Hywel: -He does too then.-

Hellaton: hugs Metta.

Hywel: -He stops.-

Fanta: "Shit, shit shit dood, shit dood, dood shit and dood"

Jäger Leyline: watches

Hywel: "Not here."

Fanta: stops the feeling

Betterton: -walks in slouching like yesterday-

Muffet: "Though, that didn't hurt too bad." she stood up, apparently distracted. "I mean, compared to some other times it's been touched. I guess you just know how hard you can and can't touch i-wait, that was WAY more than five syllables.'

Fanta: "I wasn't even trying to dood"

Hywel: -He shrugs.-

Hywel: "Well do that at home."

Hellaton: ....Yeah.

Fanta: "I'm really sorry dood.."

Fellby: ... Uh. I think I cured you by slipping up.

Betterton: wh-what's going on in here...

Fellby: ((i keep forgetting about muffet's back

Hywel: "Nah, I was into it."

MettatonSEX: .....Whoops?

Muffet: braces for something, but blinks. "OH! IT'S GONE! THANK GOD! I still want toast though. And I have the dog shit."

Amy: "Cool shit."

Hellaton: ........

Jäger Leyline: she must have wanted to kick your ass

Betterton: o-ok... seems pretty crazy though.

Hellaton: So, uh, can I leave?

: Muffet still has the dog shit

Hywel: "Heh."

Muffet: "...Actually, no, I think it was the feeling of realizing hellaton over here. 'It's snowing on mt. fuji' is not a workable haiku ending."

: Ew

Fellby: Phrasing, dear.

Betterton: ((Dog shit?

Muffet: YOU KNOW WHAT SHE MEANT

MettatonSEX: Works in the middle.

Muffet: "...Ah. Yes. Phrasing."

Fanta: when you hittin it from behind and your gf xplodes

Muffet: has a dog tail and ears

Fanta: fuck

Muffet: cuzza the wizard

Fanta: fucking mobile

Betterton: ((I thought you literally meant dog shit))

Fanta: ruined my meme

Muffet: you kidding

Muffet: poor literacy is kewl

Fanta: when you hittin it from behind and she turn around and moan "DooOOoooooOoooood"

Betterton: ...

MettatonSEX: ...So uh. Yeah I think you can go, everything's fine. Just take it easy.

Hellaton: God.

Fanta: ((GOD I WANNA ERP WITH MY MAGIC ANONS SO FUCKING BADLY BUT I'M ON MOBILE

Hellaton: *Good

Betterton: s-so how about... Uh. Anime? Watched it recently? A-anyone?

Hellaton: ((rip

Muffet: "...And in the future, do not attempt to castrate yourself. Assuming this comes up again, which it likely won'."

Amy: -She floats over to the bar. "Nah."-

Hellaton: Yeah.

Barchar: "The entire surface world has been destroyed. there is no more anime."

Fanta: ((You know what

Betterton: ((Just do it Slarvath

Fanta: ((I might fucking do it

Barchar: (dude incognito tabs)

Fanta: ((My roomies were watching child porn

Hellaton: ....To be fair I attempted with a mage and that failed horribly.

Betterton: ((yeah flame has experience in this sort of WHOA

Betterton: ((WHOA WHOA WAT

Fanta: ((I can fucking erp

Jäger Leyline: (no slarv wait

Barchar: (no i fucking don't B)

Fellby: ((did you call the cops

: ((Slarv you actually need to do something about that))

Fellby: ((i hope you called the cops

: ((They are room mates?))

: ((That's illegal

: ((That can get you in serious, serious trouble))

Fanta: ((I know

Barchar: (but yeah dude report that to literally everyone possible)

Hellaton: ((yeah thats p fuckin illegal

: ((Like, I'm concerned that you'll be guilty just for being there and not speaking about it))

MettatonSEX: You... oh my god.

Fanta: ((They were fuckin like, 'let's go on tor and find some cp lol'

Betterton: ((OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

Hellaton: Shapeshifting only works on him.

: ((yeah, that's very very bad))

Fanta: ((And this dude with the pc was just 'ok'

: ((JESUS FUCK))

Hellaton: ((you gotta report that shit

: ((Is the PC yours?))

Fanta: ((No

Fanta: ((It's his

: ((Cause that also puts it at risk of being hacked.))

Betterton: ((are you on the same IP?

Fanta: ((I aint even on the same router as him, I'm on 4g

Betterton: ((You're much safer in that case, but still...))

: ((well, it'll put him at risk of being hacked anyways))

Barchar: (basically this is all stupid and yojur roomates are bad people)

: ((Exploring tor websites is dangerous.))

Fanta: flops over on hywel

Fanta: ((Ik

Fanta: ((I didn't do it

Fanta: ((I looked up

Fellby: ((who just does that

: ((Yeah, I know))

Fanta: ((And they were having a lol

Barchar: (bad people chime)

Fellby: ((like, who goes and says "lol let's look at kiddie pron"

Barchar: (or people that think it's a fucking joke)

Fanta: ((At 11 at night, watching kiddie porn

Barchar: (which really is a subsect of the first)

Betterton: ((too much 4chan

Hellaton: ((thats an illegal lol

Barchar: (but still)

Jäger Leyline: (fu ked up ppl in this world

: (("Hey lets go rob a bank with guns" -Are at gunpoint- "HEYNIT WAS JUT FOR THE LOLS GEEZ!"))

Barchar: ("HEY IF WE WATCHED PORN OF KIDS WOULDN'T THAT BE SO LOLTROLL DANK MEME")

Fanta: bites his nose

Barchar: (IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO)

Betterton: ((I guarantee one of them was secretly getting off))

Hywel: "Ouch."

Betterton: ((Nobody just [i]does[/i] that.))

Jäger Leyline: ha

Fanta: "Sorry.. dood..."

Hywel: "It's fine."

Fanta: ((It was fucking stupid

Fanta: ((Like, we were having a nice meme night

: ((You gonna tell someone?))

Fellby: ((anyway i found the best reaction gif https://66.media.tumblr.com/54e9fcf8111df92a0d6dbaee7a907ee2/tumblr_oan7drb8611suclg3o1_250.gif

Fanta: ((And then they started with that

Betterton: (("I'm ok" unrealistic

Fanta: ((Maybe

Hellaton: slowly gets up. He feels great, and has his arms open for a group hug.

MettatonSEX: -He hugs.-

Fellby: enters the group hug.

Betterton: ((all in all surprisingly good for a tumblr gif though))

Betterton: ...

: ((Seriously, even if they're your friend, you need to fucking claim your innocence real early))

: ((i'm going to go to bed early tonight

: ((gn

Betterton: wh-why are we all h-hugging each other now

Hellaton: ((gn frisky

Betterton: -isn't hugging anyone-

: Frisky Whiskington [] disconnected.

Hellaton: ((theyre not in the bar

Betterton: ((gn

Fanta: ((We just met sunday

Fellby: ((gn frisky

Jäger Leyline: (yeah Id bug out Slarv

Fanta: ((And I'm not even connected to them, aside from being in the same room

Betterton: ((oh come on excuses excuses

Betterton: ((you need to take care of yourself fast))

Hellaton: ((just report this

: ((Just tell someone. Doesn't have to be cops, don't have to say it was you who said it))

Betterton: ((get that shit out of your life))

Muffet: we aren't in the bar

Muffet: and she joins too

Fanta: ((I don't want to get the fucking cops in here

Betterton: ((actually pretty sure it has to be cops))

: ((that's fair))

Barchar: (WHAT THE FUCK YOU YOU MEAN YOU 'aren't connected')

Betterton: (Just make sure to hide your PCP first))

Barchar: (EVEN IF YOU JUST SEE IT ACROSS THE STREET YOU STILL CALL THE DAMN COPS)

Betterton: ((^

Hellaton: hugs everyone close.

Jäger Leyline: (u in a hotel slarv?

Fanta: ((No

: ((What type of building are you in))

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Betterton: ((give me the address so I can call the cops for you /s))

: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Fanta: ((Fucking, just stop talking about this. I'm telling a superior in the morning

Betterton: ((kk

: ((Okay good))

Fanta: ((They'll do whatever

: ((Sorry, I just had legitimate concern for you))

: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.

Betterton: ...

Hywel: "..."

Fellby: ((anyway time to watch the new su

Frisk_Dreemurr: "..."

Betterton: S-seriously though...

Fanta: "..."

Fanta: "Dood."

Muffet: "You know, now that the haiku shit is gone, I'm feeling quite nice all in all."

Hywel: "Hmm?"

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Betterton: It's interfering with some of m-my sub dermal sensors...

Fanta: "What, dood?"

Barchar: "Sup dermal sensors, eh?"

Hywel: "You said Dood."

Barchar: "You mean like every sensor?"

Hywel: "Thought you were trying to talk to me."

Fanta: "I didn't think I said anything, dood"

Barchar: "Well, on a human I guess."

Betterton: o-only the ones under my sk-

Barchar: "A robot, who knows.

Betterton: Oh... Right.

Hywel: "Well you said Dood."

: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.

Betterton: st-stuck in the r-robot, ehehehe I forgot

Fanta: "Goddammit, dood"

Barchar: "I suppose if you heard with a microphone, that could be a super-dermal sensor."

Barchar: "...If you were ACTUALLY alphys then all of your sensors would be sub-dermal."

Hellaton: Good.

Barchar: "The ears don't count."

MettatonSEX: Good.

Barchar: "They just direct sound, not directly recieve it."

Betterton: Eyeballs. Th-that. That would be superdermal.

Hellaton: unhugs.

Betterton: Wait.

Barchar: "I'm fairly certqain alphys has eyelids."

MettatonSEX: -He unhugs-

Hywel: "..."

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Betterton: W-wait a second... "If you were actually Alphys" what's that s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-supposed to mean...

Poppy: ((So i'm playing wing.io))

Fanta: snuggles

Poppy: ((And theres a moment when you lose all your HP))

Barchar: "What do you fucking think, betterton?"

Poppy: ((You start to fall to the sea))

Betterton: -glares-

Poppy: ((Now, you can still shoot))

Poppy: ((Which means its not uncommon for you to take the bastard that got you down with them))

Fanta: falls off the couch, holding hywel, and explodes on impact with the ground

Betterton: -scribbles furiously on a note and passes it to Barchar-

Hywel: "Fanta?"

Hywel: "...You exploded again.

Barchar: "You don't need to give that to me but thanks i guess."

: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.

Fanta: when she blow up her body parts fly off in different directions

Hywel: "Eugh...."

Fanta: including copious amounts of blood and juices

Betterton: -it reads "You're making this very difficult also what the hell is a Betterton it's Mettaton"-

Betterton: -jumps-

Betterton: O-oh!

Barchar: hasn't been saying 'betterton' this entire time then i didn't realize that wasn't an in-universe nickname

Barchar: "I'm making fucking WHAT difficult?'

Betterton: -scribbles a new one: "RP duh"-

Barchar: "Wait, is this because of fucking Merasmus?"

Barchar: "R-fucking-P-YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!"

Betterton: Wh-what are you talking about?

Betterton: (("Only losers RP Undertale"))

Fanta: starts to reform

MettatonSEX: Now I'm going to go home. Today has been. Eventful.

Barchar: attempts to throw the notes at him.

Poppy: Merasmus chuckles from the fridge.

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Hellaton: Alright.

Barchar: they're still made of paper though

: High Priest Laharlot [Poppy] is now High Priest Laharlot [].

Barchar: "...I didn't think that through."

Betterton: -they kinda just float down pathetically-

Hellaton: Goodnight, Metta.

Betterton: -like BLT's reputation-

: Jäger the Angelic Ninja's connection timed out.

Fanta: ((Someone just said 'pass the condom liner' behind me

MettatonSEX: -He kisses HTT- Goodnight, honey.

Betterton: -they all float down here-

MettatonSEX: -He goes home.-

Barchar: (what the actual fuck)

Fanta: ((The fuck are they doing

Betterton: ((UH

: history of japan [Dexter] joined chat.

Betterton: ((SO UH

Hellaton: exits the hospital.

Fanta: ((What the fucks a condom liner

Betterton: ((hey at least you'll be able to write a sick greentext))

Dexter: (( I just decompiled Pokemon GO

Betterton: ((from prison

Hellaton: ((hi adam savage v2

: history of japan [Dexter] disconnected.

Hellaton: ((oh

Fanta: ((They're just talking about harambe now

Betterton: ((um

Barchar: (the fuck is that)

Betterton: (("dicks out for Harambe"

Fanta: ((The guy with the computer is a conspiracy theorist

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Betterton: ((I CRACKED THE CASE

Betterton: ((they were watching bdsm cp of what would have happened if they didn't shoot Harambe))

Fanta: ((Oh my

Betterton: ((it's the only possibility really))

: Hellaton [Hellaton] joined chat.

Fellby: ((okay i'm back

Fellby: ((AND HOLY SHIT PERIDOT

Hellaton: leaves hospital

Hellaton: ((IKR

Barchar: (that episode was great)

Fanta: is splattered all over the walls

Fanta: ((What happen

Fanta: ((Was peridot evil the whole time

Barchar: (Well)

Betterton: ((hey you know what else is splattered all over the walls))

Barchar: (you'll see)

Betterton: ((in slarv's room

Barchar: (if you watch it)

Fanta: ((I don't watch su

Fellby: ((b that's not funny

Barchar: (that's why i said if)

Betterton: ((Cheeto dust

Fanta: ((Kek

Betterton: ((ew chime way to jumpy to conclusions

Betterton: ((*jump

Barchar: (B no.)

Barchar: (You know fucking well what you did.)

Betterton: ((no need to get offended for him though))

Betterton: ((he can get offended all by himself if he so chooses))

Barchar: (as can we, and we did)

: BLT's connection timed out.

Fellby: ((anyway i'm proud of peridot now

: BLT [Betterton] joined chat.

Barchar: (she's great)

Hellaton: ((ye

Barchar: (I honestly never considered she'd have that)

Fanta: there is blood and guts all over hywel

Barchar: (tho fuck i almost want to just make like 'chime flame and mv talk about su' so i don't have to tread so damn lightly)

Fanta: and he is fucking reactionless

Barchar: (MIND. CONTROLLED. SEXBOT.)

Hellaton: has exited the hospital

Hellaton: ((dont mind control the sexbot thats rude

Betterton: ((anyone other than you three care about SU?

Barchar: (Well he was mind controled before he was a sexbot)

Fanta: there's a motherfucking gallbladder skewered on his horn and he's just like "ok"

Fellby: has gone home for the night i guess.

Betterton: ((here I mean

Barchar: (in here or in general)

Barchar: (in here? I don't think so?)

Hellaton: ((my gf

Muffet: has as well

Barchar: (mmn)

Fellby: ((i know mv's gf watches it but idk if she's seen it

Betterton: ...

Betterton: ((oh well

Barchar: (hi smol we're talking about StetS UninU)

Barchar: (seen what)

Barchar: (the new one?)

Hellaton: ((ye

Smolster: (i've seen the new ep)

Fanta: the various organs re-assemble themself

Betterton: so...

Fellby: ((MY REACTION WHEN http://prnt.sc/bvj7t5

Hellaton: ((SAME

Barchar: (. V .)

Betterton: ((FFS SPOILERS

Barchar: (hush b)

Fanta: is now on the floor, covered in blood

Betterton: ((PERIDOT KILLS HER FATHER HAN SOLO))

Hellaton: ((peridot becomes fire lord

Barchar: (And then Chewie kills Peridot)

Barchar: (Peridot is the sled)

Fellby: ((it was peridot's sled

Barchar: (Peridot killed dumbledore)

Betterton: ((PERIDOT WAS JUST A ROCK THE WHOLE TIME))

Barchar: (They're all rocks B)

Betterton: ((you're a rock

Hellaton: returns to the bar bc he needs to nourish this body.

Hellaton: ((shut up clods

Barchar: (oh shit I've been found out0

Barchar: (II HAVE TO CONTACT HOMEWORLD)

Betterton: ((no u

Barchar: (Okay i did it)

Betterton: ((thanks can I hitch a ride with you))

Barchar: (They told me they were a dominos and that if i called them about gems again they'd block my number)

Barchar: (I'm not caught up on our code but i assume that means I'll be getting an extraction soon)

Betterton: ((haha classic homeworls amirite))

Fanta: ((Ok i read a plot summary

Barchar: (booooo)

Barchar: (but okay)

Hellaton: ((fun fact i can imitate peridot, garnet, and sardonyx

Fanta: ((I don't understand the lore but ok

Barchar: (I know it sounds fucking weird, it works better in motion)

Barchar: (well, the lore has been kept pretty mysterious for a while. Again, kinda the point)

Fanta: ((It sounds like a hip and funky fresh plot twist

Barchar: (it's a show about discovering shit)

Fanta: is now facedown, covered in blood on the floor

Fanta: "Shiiit dood....."

Hellaton: just eats what he needs without focusing on anything unless spoken to.

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Fanta: ohai

Amy: -She's... around. She's kind of got free reign now, nobody's going to attempt to talk to her.-

Fanta: reformed, her blood is still splattered all over him and her

Barchar: doesn't do much

Hywel: "...You feel alright? Seems blowing up is... Normal..."

Fanta: and the couch

: BLT's connection timed out.

Fanta: "It fucking hurts dood"

Jäger Leyline: (O would chime but I gtg

Jäger Leyline: I*

: ((I don't think that prinnies blow up into red mist for some reason))

Hellaton: ((rip

: ((Do they))

Fellby: ((okay

Fanta: ((Idk

: Jäger the Angelic Ninja [Jäger Leyline] disconnected.

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Fanta: ((From what I know they just explode

Hellaton: might sfter hes done

Barchar: (she's only half-prinny!)

Fanta: ((But they also don't have blood

Hywel: "..."

Hywel: "There's blood everywhere..."

Fanta: "Yeah, dood.."

: BLT's connection timed out.

Fellby: ((oh shoot i forgot i gotta get up at 7 lol

Fanta: attempts to whisper

Hellaton: ((rip

Hellaton: ((i gtg too

: ((Fanta: "WANNA GO GET SUM FUK?"))

Hellaton: ((gn

Fanta: "LET'S GET HOME BEFORE SOMEONE NOTICES AND MAKES US CLEAN IT UP DOOD"

Hellaton: goes home

: ((Hywel: SHHSHSHSH))

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Hywel: "Nice. Pretty sneaky."

Fanta: "FUCK DOOD"

Fellby: ((yeah gn

Fanta: ((gn

Hywel: -He picks her up and gtfo.-

: BLT [Betterton] joined chat.

: Fellby [Fellby] disconnected.

Fanta: returns to the house

Betterton: ((what's the twist though

Betterton: ((seems pretty standard

Fanta: ((Read a synapse?

Betterton: ((Close enough

Fanta: "Mission accomplished dood"

Betterton: ((Guess you would have to be emotionally invested))

Betterton: ...

Fanta: ((Ye

Betterton: -looks around for an RP partner-

Hywel: -He rolls her onto the couch./

Barchar: (the twist to what)

Fanta: just exited with bf

Barchar: (the show?)

: ((Where is better my on))

: Wow

Betterton: ((Yeah

: Betterton*

Betterton: ((In the bar

Barchar: (I mean, a plot synopsis doesn't really portray the show right)

Fanta: the anyfoor should still lead to the house

Barchar: (like, it's about slow discovery. and the characters.)

Asriel_Dreemurr: -There's a fat cat, sleeping on the nice squid lady. Assuming she's still there.-

Barchar: (and the humor.)

Barchar: (you don't get that reading a plot synopsis)

Fanta: lies on the couch

Frisk_Dreemurr: -There's also FriskD. Half asleep as it is. Next to a probably powered down FFrisk not.-

: Bot*

Barchar: (Reading a plot synopsis to SU is like)

: FFrisk is the definition of 'ruining your couch with plants'

Fanta: "You ready for that thing we were gonna do later, doody?"

Barchar: (a scoop of ice cream in lieu of a sundae)

Barchar: (it's still ice cream but it's just not as good for many reasons)

: ((Good))

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: ((I fucking hate sundaes))

Hywel: "Oh yeah, one sec."

: ((Deep chocolate should not go on vanilla under any circumstance))

Fanta: just called you doody

: BLT's connection timed out.

: Jäger the Angelic Ninja [Jäger Leyline] disconnected.

Barchar: (It'sd a metaphor laharl you don't need to getcher dang opinions in here)

Hywel: -He walks away, and comes back. He has a considerably larger bulge in his pants.-

Fanta: "What did you do, dood?"

Hywel: "I put a cup on."

: BLT [Betterton] joined chat.

Fanta: "Well how am I gonna have any fun then, dood?"

Hywel: "Well."

Betterton: ((the fuck is a deep chocolate

: High Priest Laharlot [] is now High Priest Laharlot [Poppy].

Barchar: (Fanta: "Oh, I thought you took viagra dood")

Hywel: "You keep punching me in the Dick."

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Betterton: -keeps looking around-

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She's also bored.-

Barchar: "What are you doing."

Poppy: Theres Poppy, at the couch. The extremely unhealthy girl clutching the iEye.

Frisk_Dreemurr: -Cause she's been sitting there for like 7 hours doing jack shit.-

Betterton: ((iEye?

Betterton: ((m80

Hywel: "How am I supposed to have fun if you keep punching me in the dick."

Fanta: "I can't punch you in the dick if I'm sucking it, dood"

Poppy: (( http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/19fipldurwgozjpg.jpg Poppy. ))

Fanta: "..."

Fanta: "Actually I don't wanna bite it off, dood"

Hywel: "OKAY OKAY okay [sub]okay[/sub]"

Hywel: "Let's not think about that and just wait this out."

Betterton: ((what am I looking at

Poppy: (( http://i.imgur.com/cz4AKC5.png Triangles with the eyes are iEyes ))

Poppy: ((A girl from a slightly fucked up game))

Barchar: (no that's bill cipher)

: ((Hey))

Fanta: "Hnggggggggdood"

: ((There's a bill cipher in my soup))

Poppy: (Gravity Falls is over))

Betterton: -walks up to Poppy I guess ok-

Fanta: ((I miss gravity falls

Barchar: (it was over by the time i watched it lol)

Betterton: wh-what's that?

Barchar: (journal 3 soon!)

Betterton: -points at the Aye Aye-

Fanta: ((YOU KNOW WHO ELSE MISSES GRAVITY FALLS

Poppy: "...?" She looks up, the iEye training itself on Betterton, a second iEye in the corner of the bar trains itself on Poppy.

Fanta: ((MABEL AND DIPPER

Barchar: (MY WIFE)

Barchar: (BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BE-oh)

: ((Kek))

Poppy: "...It's a-an iEye."

Fanta: 's aim is gettin better

Betterton: ((Top zozzle

Betterton: Which does...

Betterton: ?

Fanta: hit him square in the dick last time

Poppy: "...K-Keeps a live feed of everyone..."

Barchar: "..Orwellian."

Poppy: Don't step off the cameras Poppy. Only criminals have something to hide.

Fanta: "I'm gonna try and snuggle you, ok?"

Betterton: am-... Am I in c-camera?

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Betterton: *on

Poppy: "N-No, well, n-not as much as y-you would be if y-you were the f-focus."

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Betterton: and who... W-who is watching exactly?

Poppy: "T-The Ministy."

Hywel: "Please don't like, stab me or something."

Barchar: "The MINISTRY. Hm."

Barchar: "Yes, very orwellian."

Poppy: (Of Magic)

Betterton: Of...

Fanta: whimpers

Poppy: (JOKES ON YOU IT WAS HARRY POTTER THE ENTIRE TIME HA PSYKEEEEEE)

Fanta: she still looks really sad

Barchar: "Do you want me to break that? I can. Probably."

Barchar: (Poppy hatter)

Poppy: "NO D-DON'T!"

Poppy: She straight up FREAKS out.

Barchar: "Jesus I just said the words chill"

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Poppy: Like, shields the iEye from barchar.

: Smolapeño [Smolster] disconnected.

Hywel: "You're allowed to try."

Betterton: b-but can I take a better l-look at it?

Barchar: literally didn't even move a muscle when she said it

Hywel: "Just don't kill me."

Poppy: "No!"

Betterton: I'm only curious about the technology is a-all...

Poppy: In Nothing to Hide, if you step off the cameras, you get shot full of trainquilizer darts and left there to die of an overdose.

Poppy: It's why Poppy has made sure theres several iEyes scattered around the bar.

Barchar: is going to break those fucking things when she leaves

Poppy: "I-I'm sorry, but I-I can't risk it being broken...or changed...or..."

Fanta: nods, still sad, then very, verrrryyy dlowly starts to snuggle

Poppy: You will literally sign Poppy's death warrant.

Hywel: -He snuggles back.-

Betterton: I'm- I'm gentle...

Fanta: and promply punches him in the gut

Betterton: ((Shame BLT doesn't know that.

Hywel: -He falls off the couch.-

Fanta: "NO DOOD!"

Hywel: "Okay okay.... Good... Nice attempts...."

Barchar: "I mean, you know, there's nobody here to hurt you."

Poppy: She just, keeps the iEye far away from any hands possible.

Fanta: is very sad now

Barchar: "But whatever, darling. If you want to be watched like a dog, you do you."

Poppy: "Theres always something to h-hurt you, if t-these cameras break, t-they'll use my previous l-location to find me in sentences."

Fanta: "I'm so sorry dood..."

Poppy: "O-Only criminals have something to hide."

Betterton: -gestures to Barchar to talk privately for a minute-

Fanta: puts her head down

Barchar: "Wow! That's totally not stupid logic at all!"

Betterton: -recedes to a corner of the bar-

Barchar: "Whatever. Gimme a sec." she gives mettaton a suspicious look, but goes over.

Poppy: Theres an iEye placed strategically in the corners of the bar, one placed on the bar as a sort of bar ornament, one in Poppy's arms, and one ontop of a bar table.

Fanta: ((I need to go soon

Poppy: She's got most of the bar zoned out.

Betterton: -starts to whisper-

Hywel: "It's fine..."

Betterton: ok so I don't like going out of character but this is important

Poppy: The only place that isn't within range of the iEye is behind Grillby's bar.

Fanta: gets up, she doesn't flop over this time, she just gtfos so she stops hurting bf

Poppy: Because Poppy couldn't reach there without risking getting OD'd on the spot.

Hywel: "No..."

Betterton: if she wants to be monitored that's all fine and dandy but really the only reason I come here is to NOT be on camera

Betterton: what's the plan

Fanta: "I'm sorry dood.."

Fanta: exits

Hywel: "Noo- ughhhh."

Barchar: "I dunno. Sorry. Not my problem, Mettaton."

Hywel: "I hate THIIIIIS..."

Betterton: oh come on like you want to be on camera

Fanta: ((Gn

Barchar: "I don't care."

Betterton: ((gn

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Barchar: "If they want to get me, they can fucking try.'

Betterton: got anyone you care about?

Barchar: "Everyone here."

Betterton: well now they know that too so you have to help me

Barchar: "And if they want to get at them, they. Can fucking. Try."

Poppy: See, here's the thing.

Poppy: They could totally get Poppy, but theres absolutely no way they could shoot more than one person.

Barchar: how could they even get poppy

Barchar: what do they have fucking snipers set up in the bar too

Poppy: Their priority will literally be poppy first thing. Anyone else is either a monster, made of metal, or has a Barchar on them.

Betterton: this is FULL. ORWELL.

Betterton: You think taking down your friends is beneath them?

Poppy: They have a constant monitor on her, they know exactly where Poppy is. The moment those cameras run out she's overdosed full of tranquilizers.

Barchar: "Of course it isn't."

Betterton: And now they know who your friends are, good job cadet.

Barchar: "That doesn't matter. They'll have to get through me."

Poppy: Literally the only ones at serious risk are: Poppy, FriskD, Emb, and Cowboy Kid.

Betterton: You have to help me help you now.

Poppy: 3/4 of those have absolutely no reason to be targeted.

Frisk_Dreemurr: -So she's fine.-

Barchar: "I don't know their MO, but I doubt they really have the knowledge to deal with me. I'm certainly not saying it. And you don't know."

Barchar: "And besides, if you so happen to let such a thing slip, you'd be right off the list of people I care about."

Betterton: That's not my point.

Barchar: "That said, I do want to help."

Barchar: "But I have literally no way to."

Betterton: They can't deal with you, b- oh.

Betterton: Can't do a little recon?

Barchar: "She wants or needs the cameras. Whatever. Point is, I can't destroy or deactivate them.'

Poppy: Outside the bar, Poppy has the iEye sitting next to her, it's eye trained on her. Poppy is nervously grabbing her arm and looking around.

Barchar: "Recon of WHAT? It's not like they wouldn't know I'm coming."

Poppy: THey totally wouldn't know Barchar is coming.

Betterton: oh you don't know that

Barchar: "Because Ms. Paranoia McNSA here set up all these fucking cameras over the place.'

Poppy: These are just regular humans with tranquilizer guns that have a really good crackshot.

Betterton: ((my mind slipped barchar is like a ghost or something, right?))

Poppy: And, theres always one iEye offline at a time, because Poppy is usually carrying one, meaning Barchar could stealth her way through atleast one route through the entire bar.

Barchar: (She's possessed a body, but yes)

Betterton: can't you use your magic ghost powers to go invisible or something

Barchar: (She can't actually pass through dimensions without the body though)

Barchar: rolls her eyes. "That's not how I work. I'd need to go to the dimension with the body. Then, the body would be lying limp wherever I left it."

Poppy: Barchar, due to her ability to see everything, would probably see, lets see...

Barchar: "Easy target. I wouldn't know where it was, assuming they didn't just cut it up so I couldn't use it."

Poppy: two people far off in the horizon of the forest outside, one person somehow hiding underneath the couch, and an unknown amount right in the anydoor.

Barchar: "Then I'm stucfk in fucking orwell land, only being able to see what's going on in here without helping."

Betterton: no

Betterton: you don't get what I mean

Betterton: Obviously there's someone in this dimension or she wouldn't be so scared...

Barchar: "Oh, yeah."

Betterton: Anydoors can be locked, you know.

Barchar: "There's a dude under the cocuh."

Betterton: ...

Betterton: seriously

Barchar: "One hundred percent."

Betterton: the fuck are those cameras for then

Barchar: "Right in the middle too, which is almost impressive for that couch."

Barchar: shrugs

Barchar: "If I had to guess? an excuse."

Betterton: -has an idea-

Betterton: ok I'm going to attack the guy under the couch in 3

Betterton: 2

Betterton: 1

Betterton: now

Barchar: "This is probably a bad idea."

Betterton: -doesn't do anything-

Poppy: Nothing happens.

Barchar: "..."

Barchar: "What were you even trying to do?"

Betterton: good they can't hear us

Poppy: Although barchar could see the people all loading up their tranquilizers.

Barchar: "They just loaded their shit, for the record."

Betterton: well fuck

Poppy: See though, BLT is made of metal.

Poppy: And Barchar probably wouldn't give two shits about a tranquilizer

Barchar: is more worried about them shooting poppy

Betterton: sure is a good thing we can leave at any time and we don't need to be whispering in a bar

Poppy: So they've got them all on Poppy of course.

Betterton: what are we even thinking, let's go

Barchar: she totally wouldn't though

Barchar: shrugs. "Whatever, you pick the place."

Poppy: It's obvious they really are only gonna start firing if Poppy herself steps off the cameras.

Barchar: "look, Mettaton, I think the only person they care about is Poppy."

Poppy: They've got absolutely no legality against anyone else, because the don't apply to the same laws.

Betterton: -backs through the Anydoor into his timeline-

Barchar: "They'll probably take any excuse to blow her damn head off."

Barchar: follows

Betterton: Let's think about this

Betterton: I'm damn near indestructible, I don't know about you.

Barchar: "Oh, very, very close."

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She was absent minded my listening to whatever was going on. She's drifting off to sleep soon.-

Betterton: We just need a way to protect her until we can take care of O'Brien and his goons.

Poppy: Tranquilizers literally only work on humans.

Poppy: OH RIGHT ONE LAST THING SEE

Poppy: Breaking the cameras effectively blinds Poppy

Betterton: ((What?

Barchar: is kind of a human but she doesn't really work by the same rules

Poppy: Because she can only see through cameras, she's effectively watching herself in 3rd person usually.

Barchar: drugs wouldn't work on her

Barchar: okay how does that work

Poppy: The people with tranquilizers are either fucking ninjas, or they see in first person.

Poppy: Puzzle game logic.

Barchar: what like

Barchar: does she have cyber-eyes that are connected to the cameras

Poppy: I personally like to believe that myself.

Poppy: But it's never explained why she can only see through cameras.

Betterton: How fast can you dig?

Poppy: I mean, it would explain the red eyes.

Barchar: "Not that fast."

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Betterton: Know anyone who can dig really, really fast?

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Barchar: "Not really."

Betterton: Shiiiiit. I'm going to have to beg an Alphys for this.

Barchar: "Look."

Barchar: "I'd like to help her."

Barchar: "I really, really would."

Poppy: I'd like to take this moment to say the best line from the entire game.

Betterton: Here's the plan though. I dig under the bar. Y-

Barchar: "But I just...don't think we can."

Poppy: (("Daddy sometimes wakes me up like this!" *SLAPS AND OVERDOSED PERSON*))

Poppy: ((-Poppy Gardner))

Barchar: "She is, quite likely, entirely fucked.'

Betterton: Come the fuck on man, I shouldn't be the most optimistic person in the room.

Barchar: "Shit, her eyes were cybernetic. I don't know what that means, but probably not anything useful."

Poppy: If you were from a bad spy movie, you could hack her eyes.

Poppy: Which, through bad spy movie logic, means you would have to take an iEye.

Betterton: ((Which would accompish absolutely nothing))

Barchar: chuckles at that. "sorry. Trust me, I've had too much pessimsm in my life."

Betterton: I have a plan though.

Barchar: "...You know what, I'll hear you out."

Betterton: We dig a basement under the bar.

Barchar: "I am immediately against this plan."

Betterton: I'll pay for reconstruction or whatever.

Betterton: Worth it.

Poppy: Which, also means, she's kind of heard the first part of all that planning before you went ot the anydoor.

Barchar: "That-Mettaton, are you SERIOUS? Your plan is to dig a basement?"

Poppy: And was panicking internally the entire time.

Betterton: It's ok, I'm rich. Basically everyone here is.

Barchar: "That-what is that supposed to accomplish!?"

Betterton: Well there's more to it than that.

Barchar: "Fine. You're luck I'm confused enough to actually want to know where the hell you're going with this."

Poppy: Poppy grabs her arm nervously.

Betterton: You use your spooky ghost x-ray vision to figure out where she is on the ground floor, then we cut the floor out from under her and catch her, stuff her in a closet, and you guard it with an AK-47 or something while I take care of the ones we know about.

Barchar: "...You're joking."

Poppy: That wo-

Betterton: Got a better plan?

Poppy: Shit

Poppy: That would

Poppy: Actually work

: ((I mean))

: ((You could just skip the basement part and shove her into a closet))

Barchar: "Look, assuming they wouldn't notice us digging the basement and send a fucking ninja sniper in there to guard it."

Barchar: "Then it might work."

Barchar: "But that'[s not a safe assumption."

Poppy: I mean Poppy would have a panic attack, likely develop Arrythmia, and die.

Poppy: Or she would just get sniped AFTER all that goes down.

Betterton: You can tell if they find us out with your [s]wallhax[/s] x-ray eye lasers or whatever.

Barchar: "Let alone, with how freaking mad she goes when we mention harming those cameras, that it might actually give her a bloody heart attack."

Barchar: "And second of all, I don't hav x-ray vision, and my lasers are giant, rainbow, and come from a gun, not my eyes."

Betterton: Shit man, have you [i]seen[/i] the tech in some of those timelines? We could [i]replace[/i] her heart if we needed to.

Barchar: "Well, okay, that's not an entirely baseless thought.'

Betterton: Now we only need to determine one thing.

Betterton: We need to figure out if those cameras can see through wall.

Betterton: Ideas?

Barchar: "AT WHAT POINT DID THIS PLAN START MAKING SENSE!?"

Barchar: "...Uh..."

Barchar: "Well..."

Barchar: "I don't know."

Betterton: what if

Barchar: "I mean, I wouldn't think they could."

Betterton: Bear with me here

Barchar: "Oh, boy."

Poppy: Cameras cannot see through wall, otherwise Poppy would just have one camera in the center of the room.

Betterton: I go in with a gun in a jacket or something

Betterton: I point it at him in such a way that nobody without wall vision could tell

Betterton: I start to pull the trigger but don't follow through.

Betterton: If they react the plan's a failure.

Barchar: "...THat..."

Barchar: "Hm."

Betterton: By "him" I of course mean Mr. Couch.

Barchar: "Well, problem."

Barchar: "If they do react?"

Barchar: "They'll probably kill Poppy."

Betterton: They obviously aren't very trigger-happy.

Barchar: "They certainly won't go for you. You're a robot and they're using tranqs."

Betterton: They only loaded their guns when I said I'd attack Couch Guy.

Betterton: Watch for that.

Betterton: ((why doesn't Poppy just use a selfie stick or something))

Barchar: "Well, no, but again, it feels like they're looking for an excuse. And us planning to somehow break her freof this fuckin' George Orwell bullshit is probably going to be enough for them."

Poppy: Phones run out of battery

Poppy: Her phone dies = shes fucked

Betterton: ((iEye on a selfie stick))

Poppy: She carries one around with her.

Barchar: "Though, getting her off the cameras might be near impossible."

Betterton: Hmm.

Barchar: "She's huggng one like a damned teddy bear."

Betterton: Spray paint.

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Betterton: As soon as we get her in the basement we spray paint it.

Barchar: "...."

Barchar: "I...."

Barchar: "Maybe that would be possible?"

Barchar: "Though, again, she might gfreak out."

Betterton: If it doesn't work we can just use more spray paint.

Barchar: (Though, well, considering how much she's probably going to be screaming, I don't wanna fucking blast her mouth with spray paint)

Barchar: oops that was ic

Betterton: Would you rather live in a dystopia or live in freedom with spray paint mouth?

Barchar: "That shit is toxic, dude."

Poppy: She's actually perfectly fine in ehr Healthy Dystopia.

Poppy: Like, she's lived with this her whole life. She is totally cool with this.

Poppy: Just don't touch the cams and your good.

Barchar: "Look. Again. I'd want to help her."

Barchar: "But this just doesn' seem like it's going to work out."

Barchar: "Every idiotic yet strangely workable solution begets some other problm."

Betterton: You know what else is toxic? Communism... Just kidding. All seriousness though, there's always an antidote somewhere.

Barchar: "An antidote."

Barchar: "For spray paint."

Betterton: Well yeah.

Betterton: Someone has to have done it.

Poppy: Can confirm

Poppy: Have spray painted my eyes once

Poppy: There are antidotes for that shit

Barchar: seriouslt

Betterton: Somewhere in some timeline some scientist's idiot teenager son huffed some spray paint. The scientist then vowed to make sure no other kid dies and invented an antidote.

Betterton: In my timeline it was glue, not spray paint, but same difference.

Barchar: sighs

Barchar: "Look. This seems strangely workable, but nevertheless, I don't want to try it. It seems...I don't know. Risky."

Betterton: That idiot teenager son? He died. He died for her freedom.

Betterton: Let's not let it go to waste.

Barchar: "If you can get someone else to try, then I'll help as best I can."

Barchar: "But still."

Betterton: -produces a cell phone-

Betterton: I got just the right batshit Alphys on speed dial.

Betterton: -calls her-

Betterton: Hey Alp- what.

Barchar: btw if you want this whole huge ooc moment could probably be the rp curse wearing off

Betterton: radioactive

Betterton: ((Yeah

Barchar: "What's she saying? I can't hear her."

Betterton: beyblades

Betterton: what the hell

Barchar: "Radioactive WHAT!?"

Poppy: Marasmus pings Barchar in the back of the hell with a Bakugan

Poppy: He chucked it directly through the anydoor

Betterton: YES BUT JUST BECAYSE YOUR NEPHDW ASKE-

Barchar: "A-THAT'S A BLOODY BAKUGAN YOU FUCK!"

Betterton: fine

Betterton: Anyway I need your help.

Barchar: also she uses britishisms. I don't know why. She just does.

Poppy: "HAHAHAHAHAH!" He turns into a dinner plate and hides ontop of the kitchen faucet.

Betterton: Yeah, meet me in my timeline in five.

Barchar: "IF YOU'RE GOING TO USE SOME FUCKING RIPOOF COLLECT 'EM ALL POKEMON SHIT AT LEAST USE THE RIGHT ONE!"

Poppy: He chucks a yugioh card into Barchar's hair.

Betterton: 10% extra.

Betterton: -sigh-

Betterton: Fine, 15.

Barchar: growls, looking at it. "Oh shit. That's actually really rare."

Betterton: Bye.

Barchar: "Wow! I'm off to sell this on interdimensional ebay!"

Betterton: -hangs up-

Poppy: -Shit-

Barchar: it's totally not she's bullshitting him hard

Poppy: Marasmus throws another

Poppy: And another

Betterton: Yeah, cool. I was about to tell you we were done anyway.

Poppy: And another

Poppy: And about 6135 more.

Poppy: In a constant fucking stream

Poppy: Like that scene form Harry Potter

Betterton: I'll call you when I'm r-

Barchar: tries to catch them all, though it doesn't work great

Betterton: aw fuck

Barchar: "THIS IS JUST MORE MONEY FOR ME, MERASMUS!"

Betterton: my room is all

Betterton: come the fuck on man

Poppy: Every now and then theres a razo-rshapr lego or beyblade hidden in there.

Betterton: -facepalm-

Barchar: she's covered in paper cuts and lego imprints but she's living

Barchar: well

Barchar: you know what i mean

Poppy: He ends it by throwing a bloodstained hand-held trench shovel.

Betterton: look you Aussie cunt can you go throw that shit at her somewhere else?

Barchar: "I LITERALLY DON'T CONNECT TO MY PAIN SENSORS YOU FUCK!"

Poppy: -CRIT!=

Barchar: the shovel knocks her over into the pile of yu-gi-oh cards

Poppy: -195!-

Poppy: [MERASMUS] [Market Garden Crit icon] [BARCHAR

Betterton: -facepalms again-

Barchar: wonders idly if he thinks she's dead

Poppy: The stream of annoyance ends.

Barchar: well, more dead than she was

Poppy: And Merasmus dissapears.

Poppy: Poppy is still nervously clutching her arm.

Barchar: "By god, he's gone."

Betterton: how am I going to explain the fucking bloody weeb cards everywhere to her when she comes in

Betterton: 15 seconds.

Betterton: You better go.

Poppy: -burn them-

Barchar: "Tell her they were thrown by an interdimensional wizard to annoy me."

Barchar: "Oh, what, what's she got against me?" she walked towards the bar, but still

Betterton: Yeah ok, I'll tell her that. Plausible.

Poppy: Every

Poppy: Single

Poppy: Card

Poppy: Is a Blue Eyes White Dragon

Barchar: "If she doesn't think it is, THEN SHE DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THE BAR!"

Betterton: -Alphys is going to make a fucking fortune-

Poppy: Sadly, the Japanese Mafia only accepts pokemon cards.

Barchar: is going to be pissed when she learns about this

Betterton: (("oh hey Mettaton can I keep the cards"))

Barchar: she's fucking flat broke and she could have made a goddamn fortune off of this

Betterton: (("well I mean sure"))

Betterton: ((gn all

Barchar: (aight night b)

: BLT's connection timed out.

Poppy: "..."

Barchar: waves at Poppy.

Poppy: Poppy nervously shuffles back, waving back.

Barchar: "Doin't worry. It didn't pan out. He might try, but I won't help him.'

Poppy: Her Wall just got posted with 'Poppy Gardner spotted interacting with unknown girl! Scabndalous!'

Barchar: "And he pretty near needs me with his plan."

Poppy: Typos and all.

Poppy: "...O-Okay?"

Barchar: how old is poppy

Poppy: Somewhere from 14-16. It's never specified.

Barchar: then she looks about twice her age

Poppy: Yes.

Barchar: these people are going far for a scandal

Poppy: All the iEyes remained trained on Poppy.

Barchar: though, admittedly, she's technically 13

Poppy: The people hiding around have laxed, putting theres tanquilizers down for a bit.

Barchar: sits on the couch, rather pointedly above sniper man. "Though, seriously, don't try anything." she muttered at him

Poppy: He just shrugs, mouthing the words 'just doing my job, i get a bonus if i shoot her first'

Poppy: He's figured out Barchar can see them all.

Barchar: "How do you advertise for a job like that? 'Help wanted, need someone willing to point a tranquilizer gun at a teenage girl with ninja trainning!'"

Barchar: "Well, that was gramatically strange, but eh.'

Poppy: Poppy is scooting away from Barchar a bit.

Poppy: A reminder she's got a full third person view, sniper man is in one of the only places that she CAN'T see through the cameras.

Barchar: by that point she's clearly more talking to herself

Poppy: So it looks like Barchar is a fucking crackpot

Barchar: well she is

Poppy: And for sniper man reference, the phrase is, how much will you pay him?

Barchar: just lays down, looking around absent-mindedly

Poppy: Poppy always has her face put in one direction.

Poppy: I mean, she doens't really need to look around much

Poppy: "..."

Barchar: man, if she hadn't already alienated her she'd almost have smething in common

Poppy: Oh Poppy's fine with barchar when she isn't TALKING TO INVISIBLE SNIPER PEOPLE

Poppy: The difference is, Poppy has one hell of a price for her ability to see the whole bar.

Barchar: EH LOL

Barchar: true enough

Poppy: Namely, she can't see anything else unless she carries around an iEye, and if she steps out of somewhere she can't see.

Poppy: Rip

Barchar: though admittedly she's fairly alright with it when people aren't threatening to basically kill her

Poppy: "..S-So."

Barchar: you know, it's kind of strange they;d shoot her when she stepped out of her own visual range. Like, what do they expect her to do when she can't see?

Poppy: Lol what if CaU got a TVTropes page.

Barchar: it'd be real big

Poppy: /r/PuzzleGameLogic?

Barchar: is that a real subreddit

Poppy: idk

Poppy: Also, iEyes don't work on carpet.

Barchar: what?

Poppy: Thats a mechanic, you can't put down iEyes on carpet.

Barchar: "So?"

Poppy: "...H-How are you?"

Barchar: what the fuck

Barchar: how do you make a camera not work on carpet

Barchar: "Oh, I'm fine."

Poppy: Poppy is SO FUCKED if she steps into a nicely carpeted mansion.

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Jäger Leyline: enters the bar

Poppy: Poppy is on the couch, nervously grabbign ehr arm.

Poppy: An iEye is placed next to her.

Poppy: There are four other iEyes strategically placed in each corner of the bar, and one iEye on a bar table in the center of the room.

Jäger Leyline: hey there zM

Poppy: "H-Hi."

Jäger Leyline: getting paranoid lad?

Poppy: "...H-Huh?"

Poppy: "N-No...the cameras are just for my..s-safety."

Poppy: "O-Only criminals have something to h-hide."

Jäger Leyline: think theyll protect you?

Poppy: "..." Don't step off the Cameras Poppy or you're dead. Don't step off the cameras, don't stop off the cameras.

Jäger Leyline: how do you know I wont kill you?

Poppy: "I don't."

Poppy: "They won't protect m-me, but if I leave them i'm d-dead."

Jäger Leyline: why?

Poppy: "Only criminals have something to hide, therefor, if you are not on camera you are a criminal."

Poppy: She recites this, word-for-word.

Jäger Leyline: lass If I pull out a pistol and aim it at your head, whats gonna stop me?...zam

Poppy: "W-Why are you threatening me though?"

Poppy: That has literally nothing to do with this.

Poppy: Jager could quite literally murder her, she's just dead if she steps off the cameras.

Jäger Leyline: Im not that was hypothetical

Poppy: "..."

Jäger Leyline: zam

Poppy: She picks up an iEye, and just, leaves.

Poppy: She takes it with her so she remains on camera.

Jäger Leyline: .....hey wait

Jäger Leyline: zam

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DamnDude: (( -Poppy accidentally drops the camera- ))

Jäger Leyline: (I scared lar off

DamnDude: (( Laharl told me he was going to do something in the plug.dj chat ))

DamnDude: (( Probably play TF2 ))

Jäger Leyline: (eh

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Jäger Leyline: (oi

Jäger Leyline: sitting around

Jäger Leyline: (flame you rip?

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Jäger Leyline: (jim carry: no one wants to play with me

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Barchar: (I should be sleeping but fuck it)

Barchar: laying down

Jäger Leyline: hey BC mind if I join you?

Jäger Leyline: zam

Barchar: "Lay down all you want, Jager."

Jäger Leyline: sits next to her

Jäger Leyline: stressed out?

Barchar: "Eh. I lay down a lot."

Barchar: "That said, I'm stressed out a lot! Hah! Comedy!"

Jäger Leyline: oh? zam

Jäger Leyline: wait did you just fart?

Jäger Leyline: zam

Barchar: "...no?"

Jäger Leyline: cuz you just blew me away

Barchar: "...Wow,thats..."

Barchar: "An interesting pickup line."

Jäger Leyline: come one you.enjoyed it

Jäger Leyline: zM

Jäger Leyline: zam*

Barchar: "Mildly."

Jäger Leyline: see I aint a half bad guy eh?

Jäger Leyline: want another one?

Jäger Leyline: zam zam

Barchar: "But...in the future? I don't understand people that we'll, but I don't think most women like being told their farts are super strong."

Barchar: "...Hell. I'm not doing anything else."

Jäger Leyline: I grave you like I grave mineral

Barchar: "...Morbid."

Jäger Leyline: crave*

Jäger Leyline: are you a keyboard cuz youre my type

Barchar: "Wow."

Barchar: "So, question."

Barchar: "Has this ever worked? Ever?"

Jäger Leyline: these ones? nah

Jäger Leyline: I dont use them for first introductions

Barchar: "Like, even looking through my memory, I'm only seeing a couple instances in the past, oh, year or so before the world got fucked."

Jäger Leyline: thats pillow talk

Jäger Leyline: zam zam zam zam zam

Barchar: "Do people like cheesy pickup lines for pillow talk?"

Jäger Leyline: people say the dumbest shit when lying in bes

Jäger Leyline: bed*

Barchar: that's clearly a genuine fucking question she doesn't know

Barchar: "Hm."

Jäger Leyline: zam

Barchar: "People are strange."

Jäger Leyline: damn straight zam

Jäger Leyline: lies down

Jäger Leyline: in a mocking voice, "baby you know I only got eyes forbyou

Barchar: "Blatantly false."

Jäger Leyline: heh you and me baby. best couple ever...zam

Barchar: "Oh, you'd probably fuck Fanta on the side or something."

Barchar: "...Course,not like I'd care much about that."

Jäger Leyline: what no love for me BC?

Barchar: "Oh, I'd SUCK at sex. Figuratively."

Barchar: "Honestly, if we were in some sort of strange relationship, you could fuck whoever in the side."

Jäger Leyline: no one is goos the first time BC

Jäger Leyline: wait? Are you making a suggestion? zam zam

Barchar: "I said if, Jager."

Barchar: "Though your persistence, joking or not, is mildly admirable."

Jäger Leyline: gets closer to her

Jäger Leyline: Hey if it doesnt work out you can go back to hatin me

Barchar: "Nah. I don't wanna hate you again."

Barchar: "Youre pretty cool, all in all."

Jäger Leyline: you got me curious to be honest

Barchar: "I was just being bitchy and stubborn."

Jäger Leyline: heh

Jäger Leyline: zam zam

Jäger Leyline: wing hugs her

Barchar: breathes in awkwardly, trying her damnedest to relax. "You're fine, barchar. You're fine."

Barchar: "It's like a regular hug, but with two people. Just calm your nonexistent tits."

Jäger Leyline: Id be more than glad to be your friend....zam

Jäger Leyline: and more if youd like

Barchar: "Hey. I actually care about you. Far as I'm concerned, that's basically what a friend is."

Barchar: "...Man. I really did suck, though. Only wanting to protect asriels? Wanting to bang them? I mean, they were basically be freaking brother."

Jäger Leyline: hey think you did a poor job? I murdered Lonis parents and convinced her she was my sister

Barchar: "...shes not actually your sister?"

Barchar: "Jesus, dude."

Jäger Leyline: oh you dont know?

Barchar: "Does she know?"

Jäger Leyline: ....yeah...thats why we werent talking until recently

Jäger Leyline: zam zam

Barchar: "Man. I can't blame her."

Barchar: "...That said, you hardly sound proud of it."

Jäger Leyline: when I was 13 I ran away from home and joined a merc band

Jäger Leyline: on my first mission I was assigned to kill a bunch of people who survived a plague outbreak

Jäger Leyline: so I did

Jäger Leyline: two of those were Lonis parents

Barchar: "Man."

Barchar: "That sucks."

Jäger Leyline: she was only 4 at the time didnt even know what was going on

Jäger Leyline: I took her in and cared for her as if she was my own

Barchar: "I don't know whether that's heartwarming, depressing, or enraging."

Jäger Leyline: her father Sinanju came back to try and kill me and take Loni back

Barchar: "Oh, and then he burned down the forest?"

Jäger Leyline: yeah

Barchar: "Oops."

Jäger Leyline: she found out

Jäger Leyline: I told her in the hospital after I woke up from coma

Barchar: "Oh, God. That probably wasn't the best way to do that."

Jäger Leyline: No it was awhile back

Barchar: "Yeah."

Jäger Leyline: after WDG did his thing

Barchar: "No, I know."

Jäger Leyline: So yeah I am a real piece of shit

Barchar: "Just saying, if my brother woke up and said 'Psyche, I basically kidnapped you when you were a toddler'!, I'd be miffed too."

Barchar: "Eh. We're all pieces of shit."

Barchar: "Even guardian's done some fucked up shit in his life."

Barchar: "What matters is whether or not you're a cruel piece of shit, and whether you recognize the shitty things you've done. And really, you do pretty well on that, Jager."

Barchar: "Like, if We'd say I'm a five, and WDG is a one, you're like...at least an 8."

Jäger Leyline: .....

Jäger Leyline: zam

Barchar: "Like, high seven, low eight, maybe."

Jäger Leyline: leaving me speechless BC

Barchar: "All in saying is don't beat yourself up about it, I guess."

Barchar: "Yeah, you did something bad. Awful, even. But you understand that, and have managed to fix it as best you could. What more could we ask?"

Jäger Leyline: how about a kiss?

Barchar: "...Man. Six months ago I'd have laughed at this possibility. Go for it, Leyline."

Jäger Leyline: plants a kiss on BC quickly

Jäger Leyline: there not bad huh?

Jäger Leyline: zam

Barchar: "...Nah. That's pretty alright."

Barchar: "I mean, weird. New. But alright."

Jäger Leyline: you ever want to spend more time together let me know

Barchar: "Heh. Sure thing. Like you won't butt in with me anyway." she said, smirking.

Jäger Leyline: heh you know me so well

Barchar: "happens when ive gotta live with you the ENTIRE time you're in my damn bar." she said, shaking her head, mockingly

Jäger Leyline: oh your bar? you do a coup de tate and get rid of grillby

Jäger Leyline: pulls her close to him,"that mean I gotta follow your orders?

Barchar: "I've been here longer than anyone who's name isn't on the damn sign, and I've been stuck here my whole life. It's my fucking bar, Leyline."

Barchar: "And I haven't heard Grillby speak a word against my claims, so that's like, passive agreement."

Jäger Leyline: More like he fears the all powerful god that inhabits the bar

Barchar: "I mean, I would say I'm more of a LESSER goddess. I don't know of what. Goats, maybe."

Barchar: "Barchar. Goddess of goats. Rolls off the tongue."

Jäger Leyline: Hmmm guess thats why Ive fallen for ya

Jäger Leyline: zam zam zam zam

Jäger Leyline: so how can I please my goddess?

Barchar: "Obviously, my powerful, godly glamour has swayed you into my arms. Mwahahahaha!"

Barchar: "Honestly, right now? I dunno. Give me a bit to think, maybe. Not that Im telling you to move." she sniffed. "I can multitask."

Jäger Leyline: Hey we just pillow talked

Barchar: "...Yeah, i guess so."

Jäger Leyline: just hugs on to her with arms and wings

Jäger Leyline: Ill be here then

Barchar: "Maybe I've been absorbing more than I thought from those dumb 'ol humans up there. C

Barchar: "What goof are they, though? It's monsters on down for this ghost girl."

Barchar: nods. She patted his head. "A satisfactory job, Leyline."

Barchar: (I didn't expect this to happen but I am okay with it)

Jäger Leyline: (nor did I

Jäger Leyline: Heh I try my best

Barchar: (its always fun when this stuff actually organically happens)

Jäger Leyline: zam zam zam zam zam zam zam zam zam zam zam zam zam

Barchar: (instead of just us arbitrarily deciding 'these two shall fuck' )

Barchar: "You sure that 'zam' curse is still working? You seem to be needing to catch up a lot."

Jäger Leyline: (yea a crack shipping

Jäger Leyline: Im resisting it a bit but then I have ro release it

Barchar: "Ah, makes sense enough."

Barchar: "Flipping merasmus. C

Barchar: "You wanna help me kill him when this is done?"

Jäger Leyline: I mean I got wings and am a ninja now

Jäger Leyline: but I cant resist my goddess of goats

Barchar: "I wonder if we can't manage to keep yours."

Barchar: "Other than the zams, which I'm sure you could eventually just surppress, you've got straight-up cool shit."

Jäger Leyline: you just just like the full body wing hugs huh

Barchar: "I have decided they are not the worst ever, after much deliberation."

Barchar: "But come on. Winged ninja goat boyfriend with cool power armor that'll help me kill shit? What woman in their right mind wouldn't want that?"

Jäger Leyline: true that

Jäger Leyline: kisses her again

Jäger Leyline: so whats about that whole being with other people?

Barchar: does her best to do what she thinks is probably the correct way to return it. It's hardly perfect. It's pretty fair though.

Barchar: "Hey,all I'm saying is that if I can't suck your dick right or whatever, don't worry about it. Find someone who can."

Jäger Leyline: But well still be a couple?

Barchar: "Well, yeah."

Jäger Leyline: we'll

Jäger Leyline: think Im in love

Barchar: "If it's normally cheating, then I'm giving you the cheat code."

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Barchar: pats his head again. "I'm a giving person, aren't I?"

Jäger Leyline: ....shit gonna have to give Jeska the bad news......zam

Barchar: "I'll help, if you want."

Barchar: "Not that I'd probably actually HELP, per se. But I'd try!"

Jäger Leyline: Im just afraid shell gut me.....zam zam zam zamzam

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Barchar: her expression gets rather Stern. "She can try. I don't want to hurt her, but if she forces my hand, my hand will be fucking forced."

Jäger Leyline: thanks babe

Jäger Leyline: zam

Barchar: "No problem. What are girlfriends for if not to threaten fish people with physical violence when they get shabby after you tell them you're not interested?"

Jäger Leyline: ....so you cab shapeshift right.l?

Jäger Leyline: ?*

Barchar: "Not as much as I could, but yeah."

Jäger Leyline: you could change.....the size of certian things right?

Barchar: "Yes, Jager. I could have boobs."

Jäger Leyline: why not then?

Barchar: "I don't know. I just...neber saw myself with them before I had the body. And I never added them afterwards."

Barchar: "the fact that I used to be little more than a mentally unstable child helped."

Jäger Leyline: well its yoyr choice then

Jäger Leyline: oh

Jäger Leyline: riggghtt

Barchar: "But by the point I matured, I guess the thought just didn't come up."

Barchar: "I totally could, though."

Barchar: "Heh, yeah, I'm fuckin weird, huh?"

Barchar: jnternally: "FUCK SHIT SHIT DID I MESS IT UP WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES DID I ALREADY FUCK UP BADC

Jäger Leyline: still my babe

Barchar: "Oh okay thank God. I was worried I messed up there. C

Barchar: "...Uh,is that something normal people would share with each other, out of curiosity? Or would I, like, not mention that, usually?"

Jäger Leyline: ehh....usually its good to express your concerns

Barchar: "I don't know. I kind of...realized I was staying so emotionally closed because I was scared. And now I'm trying to actually learn how to be a normal-ish person. Thus the comedy thing."

Jäger Leyline: hey humor is one of the best qualitis someons can have

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Jäger Leyline: hence why I joke and make sarcastic rebuttel all the time

Barchar: "Well, hopefully, eventually my humor might stop being snark and quasi-jokes followed by the word 'comedy' sooner rather than later."

Jäger Leyline: youll get the hang of it

Jäger Leyline: should we tell the others about this zam?

Barchar: "Naaah. It'll be a surprise! It's like-'Oh hey, it's barchar and Jager. BUT OH DANG, THEY'RE KISSING! WOOOOAH!"

Barchar: "Though, no, seriously, we probably should. Just when the both of us are actually here. C

Jäger Leyline: Hell yeah

Barchar: "Like, call them all to attention. 'I WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT WE ARE CURRENTLY IN SOME FORM OF RELATIONSHIP. YOU MAY CONTINUE.'" she shrugged. "Probably just do it like normal people, really. Start from the ones we know out. Fanta, hywel, Gaster, mettaton, see how things spiral out of control from there."

Barchar: "Which is really some cruel irony. Us, trying to do something like normal people."

Jäger Leyline: (no one spoil this please

Jäger Leyline: yeah us of all people

Barchar: (seriously I'm excited to just see the wtfs)

Barchar: ("I DUNNO DUDE IT JUST HAPPENED")

Jäger Leyline: (yeah me too

Barchar: ("We were going about our fucking night and they talked and IDFK BUT THEY'RE PROLLY GONNA FUCK LOL")

Jäger Leyline: gotta hold on to what you got

Jäger Leyline: (youre not tired at all?

Barchar: (oh no I totally am it's like 4 am)

Jäger Leyline: (you should get some sleep

Barchar: (I should have been asleep two hours ago though I'm almost glad I didn't just so this could happen)

Barchar: (yeah. Night yaz.)

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Jäger Leyline: (gnight

: Jäger the Angelic Ninja [Jäger Leyline] is now Yazan [Yazan].

: Yazan [Yazan] is now Young King Asgore [YoungKingAsgore].

: Young King Asgore [YoungKingAsgore] is now Wandering Frisk [Wandering Frisk].

: Wandering Frisk [Wandering Frisk] is now Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon].

Jeska or Jekon: ((blah blH

Jeska or Jekon: ((bkahbalajhHz

: Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon] is now Master of Ceremonies Mettaton [MC Mettaton].

MC Mettaton: (derp

: Master of Ceremonies Mettaton [MC Mettaton] is now Ehasti [Ehasti].

: Ehasti [Ehasti] is now Yazan [Auger].

Auger: (herp derp

: Yazan [Auger] is now Barzan [Barzan].

: Barzan [Barzan] is now Chubby Asriel ["Chubs" Asriel].

: Chubby Asriel ["Chubs" Asriel] is now Full Armored Jeska [FullArmorJeska].

: Full Armored Jeska [FullArmorJeska] is now Dr. Fintevious [Dr. Fintevious].

: Dr. Fintevious [Dr. Fintevious] is now FLION [FLion].

: FLION [FLion] is now Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline].

: Loni Leyline [Loni Leyline] is now Mister Diadolical [Mr. Diabolical].

: Mister Diadolical [Mr. Diabolical] is now Power Armored Jager [PowerArmorJager].

: Power Armored Jager [PowerArmorJager] is now Instructor Alphys [InstructoAlphys].

: Instructor Alphys [InstructoAlphys] is now Yazan [The White Wolf].

: Yazan [The White Wolf] is now WDG [WDG].

: WDG [WDG] is now Yazan [Yazan].

: Yazan [Yazan] is now Other MSPA [??].

: Other MSPA [??] is now ectoBiologist [EB].

EB: (teat

: ectoBiologist [EB] is now Mituna [MITUNA].

MITUNA: (7U84

: Mituna [MITUNA] is now Black King [].

: (black

: (hahaha

: (dont read the logs

: (spoilers

: (()-

: (please?

: ((you wont? cool

: (now go back to sleep

: Black King [] is now Iguana [IGUANA].

: Iguana [IGUANA] is now Asgore Dreemurr [ASGORE].

ASGORE: [bgcolor=black][color=black]-[/color][color=white][font=Lucida console] * (oh shit theres actual UT characters in the pre set roster[/font][/color][color=black]-[/color][/bgcolor]

: Asgore Dreemurr [ASGORE] is now Undyne [].

: [bgcolor=black][color=black]-[/color][color=white][font=Lucida console]UNDYNE: * (I would totally do undyne[/font][/color][color=black]-[/color][/bgcolor]

: Undyne [] is now Asriel Dreemurr [].

: [bgcolor=black][color=black]-[/color][color=white][font=Lucida console]ASRIEL: * (funny how he made us all gay for.him[/font][/color][color=black]-[/color][/bgcolor]

: Asriel Dreemurr [] is now Mettaton [].

: [bgcolor=black][color=black]-[/color][color=white][font=Lucida console]METTATON: * (no[/font][/color][color=black]-[/color][/bgcolor]

: Mettaton [] is now Toriel [].

: [bgcolor=black][color=black]-[/color][color=white][font=Lucida console]TORIEL: * (who wouldnt?[/font][/color][color=black]-[/color][/bgcolor]

: Toriel [] is now Alphys [].

: [bgcolor=black][color=black]-[/color][color=white][font=Lucida console]ALPHYS: * (maybe[/font][/color][color=black]-[/color][/bgcolor]

: Alphys [] is now Asgore Dreemurr [ASGORE].

ASGORE: [bgcolor=black][color=black]-[/color][color=white][font=Lucida console] * (oh hell ueah[/font][/color][color=black]-[/color][/bgcolor]

: Asgore Dreemurr [ASGORE] is now Donand Tromp [TROMP].

: Donand Tromp [TROMP] is now Goatdad [GOATDAD].

GOATDAD: (this wasnt even in the ut section

GOATDAD: (T^T)

GOATDAD: (T^T) (T^T) (T^T) (T^T) (T^T) (T^T

GOATDAD: (this isnt even my final form

: Goatdad [GOATDAD] is now Yazan [Yazan].

Yazan: ((lets drop in on a grommet okay?

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Poppy: .

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Yazan: (oi

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Poppy: Essential Tremors fucking suck

Yazan: ((what?

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Yazan: ((its amazing when I watch something that is critically acclaimed than its ends up just being stupid

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Yazan: (oi

: ((hi

Yazan: ((sup?

: ((-shrugs-

Yazan: ((ever seen Grave of the fireflies?

: ((nope))

Yazan: ((nm then, some anime movie ppl rave about like Akira. just watched it, wasn't that good

Emb: ((ah fuck

Emb: ((guess who kept this up the entire night

Yazan: ((me!

Emb: ((oh cool

Emb: ((...and guess who's been repeating high quality rips for about 12 hours

Yazan: ((((skillrex?

Emb: ((probably

Yazan: (( 9 more days

Yazan: ((until I'm on vacation and in Toyko

Emb: ((oh have fun

: ((Yazan: just nine more days, and king yazan will become a god!

Emb: ((hello frisky

: ((>hello frisky

Yazan: ((but I'm already a god

: ((>has been on this whole time

Emb: ((sorry i thought you may have been asleep

Yazan: (duh duh DUHHHHH

: ((it's fine

Emb: ((WHAT

Yazan: (What what?

Emb: ((so you guys remember my noad steep tv problem right

Yazan: ((no?

Emb: ((oh. well noad steep tv is something that opens in chrome in the background and is normally untouchable

Emb: ((though in windows 10 temporarily deletable

Emb: ((so my computer's running slow, and i'm wondering why

Emb: ((i go to task manager

Emb: ((13 CHROMES OPEN

Yazan: no idea

Emb: ((not 13 processes, 13...OF them

Emb: ((boop now they're gone

Yazan: ((ah

Yazan: (back

Emb: ((over 1000 people showed up for the pokemon go event

Emb: ((and then servers were down

Emb: ((gg

Yazan: (ha losers

Yazan: (pg aint out here

Emb: ((rip

Emb: ((i wonder if they'll prioritize getting new pokemon in or getting it to other countries

Yazan: (dunno

Yazan: (youd think itd be here in korea

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Yazan: ((hey slarv, don't read the logs

: ((hi slarv

Emb: ((don't read the logs?

Fanta: ((I am reading the logs

Fanta: ((They are fucking dumg

Fanta: *dumb

Emb: ((now i'm curious

Yazan: (I told you not to read the logs!

Yazan: ((don't

Fanta: ((Not before I was reading the logs

Yazan: ((theres spoilers

Emb: ((spoilers of what

Yazan: ((You'll find out

Yazan: ((don't read em

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Dragonmom [DRAGONMOM].

DRAGONMOM: ((So this is a mf parp preset

Emb: ((wut

: Yazan [Yazan] is now Goatdad [GOATDAD].

GOATDAD: ((this is an actual pre set character

GOATDAD: ((and not in the UT section

DRAGONMOM: ((So is fucking this

DRAGONMOM: ((Lemme look for others

: Dragonmom [DRAGONMOM] is now Fanta [Fanta].

Emb: ((listen on repeat fails every 10 repeats

Fanta: ((That was all that was important

Emb: ((making it skip a single repeat

: ((Hey Slarv, did you tell a Superior in the morning

Fanta: ((Not yet I juat fuckin woke up

: ((I don't fucking care get the hell up

: ((Slarv: NO

Fanta: ((I'm fucking about to

Fanta: ((Can't believe dragonmom is in there

: ((Yep

: ((Slarv's Friends: OH BABY CHILD PORN OHHHHHH YEAAHHHHHHHHH Slarv: -peeks in- SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M RPING IN HERE))

GOATDAD: ((whats dragonmon?

Emb: ((i read the logs and don't see any spoilers

Emb: ((is it the barchar and jager thing

GOATDAD: ((god damnit

Emb: ((oh lololololol

GOATDAD: ((why the fuck can't ppl listen

Emb: ((i don't see why that's "spoilers" though

Emb: ((it's just a thing

GOATDAD: ((no it was something BC and I wanted to surpirse ppl with

Fanta: ((Dragonmom is my oc thing from my arc/game

Emb: ((oh okay

GOATDAD: ((IC but its ruined now

Emb: ((well i'm still surprised, so don't worry

Emb: ((and it's not ruined IC

Emb: ((i suppose if i didn't know beforehand the reaction would be more...true, i guess

GOATDAD: ((it doesn't count because if the rper isn' surprised the reaction is fake

Emb: ((but it's still gonna be surprising for them

GOATDAD: ((so whats the fucking point now?

GOATDAD: ((could have at least not said anything

Emb: ((i think you're seeing it too negatively

Fanta: ((I didn't actually read the barscab/jager bit

Emb: ((barscab

GOATDAD: ((((fuckin goddamnit

GOATDAD: ((fuck it no point now

Emb: ((no it's fine really

GOATDAD: (No its not

GOATDAD: ((I asked for you not to read the logs

GOATDAD: ((you could have at least PMD me about it

Emb: ((k. fine. it's ruined. for me. that's my fault.

Emb: ((just because i saw it doesn't mean there's not about 5 other people who can.

GOATDAD: ((((and slarv and Frisky

Emb: ((and who hasn't seen it?

Emb: ((gaster metta laharl

Emb: ((bloo

Emb: ((b i guess

Fanta: ((I didn't read it

Fanta: ((I just skimmed over that part

Emb: ((there's 6 people

Emb: ((besides tbh i wouldn't react that much to it

: ((who said i ever read it

: ((i'm doing shit rn

Emb: ((there's 7 people

Emb: ((it's ruined for me, the one person who wouldn't react heavily to it. oh well.

GOATDAD: ((that doesn't mean you should go around saying what it was, or not listen to my request

GOATDAD: ((whatever

Emb: ((i didn't really give anything away

Emb: ((i just said who it was with

Emb: ((and i can't change the fact that i didn't listen, but it didn't affect me that much

: ((eh

: ((you could of at least read it but not say anything about it

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Emb: ((okay. sorry.

Emb: ((my point is nobody else knows that much about it

Emb: ((it's not ruined for anyone but me

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GOATDAD: ((I'm going to bed

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Emb: ((gn

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Emb: ((man. i feel really bad now and i can't cheer up.

: ((it's fine

Emb: ((i suppose so.

Emb: ((brb.

Emb: ((i just fucking realized why i can't rp that much

Emb: ((everyone, or at least most people, in this rp have their little buddy they rp with

Emb: ((mv and chime for example

Emb: ((mine is bio

Emb: ((bio doesn't fucking come here any more

Emb: ((i'm lacking a buddy

Emb: ((well now i'm just more sad

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Emb: ((hi bread

: ((Hi))

: ((a little buddy?

: ((what do you think is my buddy

Emb: ((hmm

Emb: ((mv and chime

: ((ah

: ((I'M SPECIAL I HAVE TWO BUDDIES /S

Emb: ((so how do i get a buddy

: ((Dunno))

Emb: ((fair enough

: ((I guess you just have to do with someone for some time))

: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

: ((Have chemistry with them))

: ((Rp*

: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Emb: ((well damn

Emb: ((well since most people already have buddies this will be difficult

Emb: ((i guess the ones who don't are...uh...bloo

Emb: ((and b

Emb: ((and ce

Emb: ((i feel like i could fit with ce.

: ((Does crying Eevee rp much?))

: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Emb: ((no and that's the thing

Emb: ((he's cool tho

Emb: ((if he were to rp more it could work out

: ((it would be nice if emb wasn't just an arc character tbh

Emb: ((and that's why i need a buddy

Emb: ((if everyone's talking with their buddy what am i supposed to do outside of arcs

: ((Try and make a new character))

: ((Used solely for normal rp))

Emb: ((oh okay

: ((I think that would probably help))

Emb: ((hmm

Verum: ((what if i brought this guy back

Girl Frisk: [font=arial]((or i guess her[/font]

: ((You could probably find someone to RP with))

Cowboy Kid: ((Swood

?: ((i could also do someone completely new

Emb: ((though i have no ideas for that

Emb: ((also hello ck

Cowboy Kid: ((hi

: ((Well))

: ((I'm sure you'll find someone to rp with))

Emb: ((i hope so

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Frisk: ((Verum comes back

Frisk: ((Frisk: hey verum i'm an angel and scientist now

Frisk: ((Verum: the fuck

Emb: ((Verum: who even are you

Emb: ((Frisk: frisk

Emb: ((Verum: no you're fucking not don't lie to me

Cowboy Kid: ((Cowboy Kid:yee haw

Frisk: ((Frisk pulls out the ring

Frisk: (("Care to explain?"

Emb: ((Verum: oh fuck hello

Emb: ((btw has frisk done anything with the ring

Frisk: ((nope

Emb: ((k

Frisk: * She walks into the bar and sits down. She's pretty glad she went back to normal today.

Emb: is sleep...and...may be for a while

Frisk: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Emb: ((i could bring in verum now, i feel like he's the best option rn

Frisk: ((you could

Emb: ((i just get the nervous feeling i do when i bring in absolutely any new character

Emb: ((even though verum's not new but he hasn't been here in a while so it's similar

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Cat Asriel is still sleeping lazily.-

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She fell asleep a while ago.-

Frisk: ((you shouldn't be nervous

Frisk: ((just say "fuck it"

Emb: ((fuck it

Emb: ((k now what /s

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Verum: - Okay, he enters. He still kinda looks like Sans. -

Verum: hey. long time no see.

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Frisk: ((verum wouldn't recognize frisk

Emb: ((yeah he wouldn't

Frisk: ((is he just

Verum: ...i don't recognize any of the people here.

Frisk: ((saying it to the bar itsel-- okay

Emb: ((kinda, yeah

Emb: ((he probably expected some people he knew to be here

Frisk: * She immediately looks to Verum. "Oh, Verum! It's been years! [S]Wanna go bowling?[/s]

Frisk: "*

Verum: hey there. do i know you?

: ((Come on cousin. Let's go bowling))

Frisk: "Oh, uh, right. I'm Frisk."

Frisk: "You know. The one from ten years ago?"

Verum: ...ahhh. yes. you're the one i gave the ring, right?

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Frisk: * She nods. "I, uhh.. look a little different, but I guess I've gotten myself into a lot of things since then, right?"

Frisk: ((I imagined Verum saying "ahhh. yes." in an overlly sexy voice

Verum: i'd be more surprised if you looked the same, honestly. too much goes on here for anyone to be recognizable.

Emb: ((pls

Frisk: * She shrugs. "I guess so."

Verum: so what's up? what's happened while i was gone?

Frisk: * She chuckles. "Oh, uhh... I wouldn't be able to explain that."

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Verum: fair enough. maybe just what's happened recently?

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Frisk: "Well, weird things have been happening recently to everyone. And no, I don't look like this because of that. Some sort of wizard got angry at us or something."

Verum: hmm, okay. why do you look like that then?

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Frisk: "Well, I died. I then got reincarnated like ten minutes later."

Frisk: ((Verum: what is death like?

Emb: ((verum probably actually wouldn't know what death is like

Emb: ((he can basically just...not die if he wants

Verum: well huh. how was it like while you were dead? was it just...nothing?

Frisk: "I.. really don't know how to explain it."

Frisk: "Maybe I can tell you later."

Verum: fair enough. death is confusing to think about.

Verum: it's really the only thing i don't know much about.

Frisk: * She nods.

Verum: how did you die?

Frisk: "Fall damage. I didn't really care about dying because the other two people with me had a free reincarnation ticket."

Emb: ((brb

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Emb: ((back

Verum: how does reincarnation work?

Frisk: "I don't know, I was dead."

Verum: oh. who reincarnated you? i need to take some notes on that for something i've been working on.

Frisk: "I don't know either, I was dead."

Verum: ...well it must've been the two people you were with, so.

Frisk: "They kind of used the ticket, I guess."

Frisk: "Their names are Barchar and Emb. I was kind of just following them."

Verum: ah, thanks. i'll be sure to ask one of them when i see them.

Frisk: "You're welcome."

Emb: - little does he know she's right here -

Frisk: "By the way, did you ever finish that rocket?"

Verum: technically no, but...kinda. i made it, then improved it, then improved it again. i assume i'll want to improve it again. so it's...not [i]done.[/i] but it's working.

Frisk: ((Frisk: haha i went to space years ago

Frisk: ((Verum: wait, really? fuck.

Emb: ((Verum: well why the fuck did i make the damn rocket then

Frisk: "Aw, that's a shame. I actually own a rocket right now, but it's stuck in another timeline so I can't really use it."

Emb: i might be able to retrieve it. is the timeline blocked?

Emb: - fuck -

Emb: didn't say anything

Verum: - but guess who did -

Frisk: wow ok

Verum: i might be able to retrieve it. is the timeline blocked?

Frisk: "It is. I can always make a new one though since I know how one works now."

Verum: alright. if you need help with it i can help.

Frisk: "Thanks."

Frisk: ((Motherfucking Verum

Verum: ((wut

Verum: is everyone okay? has anyone died during my leave? ...besides you of course.

Frisk: "Hmm.. nobody that I know of."

Verum: that's good to hear. well, i think i'll be here more often. i'm finished with...about everything that [i]can[/i] be done. only thing i can do is improvements, and the only thing i haven't made is something for reincarnation. so i have a lot more time to be here.

Emb: ((brb

Cowboy Kid: ((brbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

Frisk: * She smiles. "That's good to hear

Frisk: ."*

Frisk: FUCK.

Cowboy Kid: ((BEES"

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Cowboy Kid: ((yee haw

Frisk: ((haw yee

Emb: ((back haw

Verum: slow morning? or are mornings usually this slow? i don't remember.

Frisk: "Mornings are usually this slow, yes."

Verum: ah, okay.

Cowboy Kid: ((https://i.redditmedia.com/VjZoMSw-SB3J3laf4t8oN4wBLHLcBoVuUbXutC7KMCI.png?w=512&s=39166f69855fe38a170cc0e8bfe4223d

Frisk: "So, what's been happening to you recently?"

Verum: recently not much, but since i was last here a lot. i'm...kinda like some...god to everyone. i gave out everything they needed for peace to be an option, and since then there's been much less death and a lot more happiness. they call it a mechanical utopia.

Verum: i actually have a form i like to call my utopia form where i activate absolutely everything i have on me to...serve about every function possible.

Frisk: "Oh, interesting."

Verum: i don't use it often though. simply because i don't need to.

Frisk: "Gotcha."

Cowboy Kid: ((https://www.dropbox.com/s/jm768dca6b6k76z/GRAND%20DAD.exe?dl=0

Cowboy Kid: ((holy shit

Emb: ((br

Emb: ((b

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Cowboy Kid: (((that fucking twist end

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Cowboy Kid: ((10/10 goty

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Dexter: (( motherfucking

Dexter: (( Verum

Emb: ((hello

Dexter: (( i have [i]no[/i] characters left from pre-timeskip

Emb: ((i have both characters from pre-timeskip

: history of japan [Dexter] is now Bill Nye [Bill Nye].

Emb: ((wait no, 2 out of 3

Emb: ((fuck deon

Bill Nye: (( other than Bill

Bill Nye: (( Bill is just done in such a way

Emb: ((what? i thought bill died

Bill Nye: (( that he can return and die infinitely

Bill Nye: (( because (in history of japan-style jingle) SCIENCE

Emb: ((fair enough

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: rich important people hired samurai - poor people who could not afford to hire samurai did not hire samurai.

Emb: ((knock knock.

Emb: ((it's the united states.

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Emb: ((with huge boats. with guns. gunboats.

: (( "open. the country."

Emb: (("stop having it be closed."

: (( [i][shit about how Japan got a lot more western][/i]

: (( "stop. no. you can't do that. we were trying to build a railroad so we could get more warm water"

: (( and russia builds their railroad supervised by a shitton of soldiers

: (( and when the railroad is finished they downgrade to a FUCKTON

Emb: ((and then they downgrade to a fucktonm

Emb: ((fuck

Emb: ((ton

: (( i'm sorry did I say downgrade

: (( i meant upgrade

: (( and then Japan says

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Cowboy Kid: ((NEARBY MEWTO https://youtu.be/EZVX5yLHK_s

Cowboy Kid: ((mewtwo

Cowboy Kid: ((dammit

Emb: (("Can You Maybe Chill?"

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Emb: ((and then russia says "How About Maybe YOU Chill?"

: (( japan is kinda scared of russia

: (( and you'll never guess who is also scared of russia

Emb: ((the UK

: (( and then they form an alliance

: (( so they can be a little less scared of Russia

Barchar: (SO that they can both be 'a little less scared of russia')

: (( feeling confident,

Emb: ((feeling confident, japan goes to war with russia

: (( and they both get tired and stop

: (( [i]IT'S TIME FOR WORLD WAR 1[/i]

Emb: ((it's time for world war 1

: (( the world is about to have a war because

: (( it's the 1900s and weapons are getting CRAZY

Emb: ((it's the 1900's

: (( and all these empires are excited to try them out against eachother

Emb: ((meanwhile, japan has been enjoying conquering stuff

Barchar: (man I don't remember this video well enough I can't keep up)

: (( i'll do this part:

: (( britain + japan + belgium vs germany vs france vs russia vs austria-hungary vs serbia

: (( [i]BELL DINGS[/i]

: (( congratulations, japan

: (( you technically fought in the war, so

Emb: ((you get to sit at the negotiating table. with the big dudes.

: (( and you decided who owns what

: (( and yes japan gets to keep all that shit they stole from germany

: (( and you also get to join the post-war mega alliance also known as

Emb: (([i]the League of Nations[/i]

: (( [sub]whose mission statement is to try not to take over the world[/sub]

Emb: ((the great depression is bad. japan's economy is now crappy.

: ((but the military is doing just fine

Emb: ((and they invade manchuria

: (( and the league of nations is like [color=#ff0000]no, don't do that, if you're in the league of nations you're not supposed to take over the world![/color]

Emb: ((and japan's like "How About I Do [i]Anyway?[/i]"

Barchar: ("And japan's like 'HOW ABOUT I DO, ANYWAY!?")

: ((and japan invaded more and more of china

Emb: ((and they planned to invade the entire least

Emb: ((...east*

: (( east*****

: (( You've Got Mail!

: (( it's from the new leader of Germany

Emb: ((and he has a cool mustache

: (( "i am interested in taking over the world, and i was wondering if you could be my friend."

: (( and got forwarded to italy

: (( they all decided to be friends

: (( because they all had so much in common

Emb: (([i]It's Time For World War II[/i]

: (( [i]it's time for [font=Impact]W O R L D W A R 2[/font] [sub](the sequel)[/sub][/i]

: (( germany is invading the neighbors

Emb: ((then they invade the neighbor's neighborss

: (( and the neighbors neighbors neighbors

Emb: ((who happen to be britain said "holy shiiiit"

: (( and the united states started helping britain $$$$

Emb: ((because they are [i]Good Friends[/i]

Emb: ((and started NOT helping Japan because

Emb: (([i]Their Friends And Our Friends Are Not Friends[/i]

Emb: (([i]Plus They're Planning On Invading The Entire Ocean[/i]

Emb: ((the united states is also working on a large, very huge bomb

: (( bigger than any other bomb

: (( ever

: (( [sup]TM[/sup]

Emb: ((just in case.

: (( but they still haven't joined the war

Emb: ((war looks bad on TV

: (( and the US really started to care about their image

: (( then japan spits on them in Hawaii

Emb: ((and then challenges them to war

Emb: ((and they say yes

: (( tfw explaining memes to parents

Emb: ((lol

: (( [i][US solves everything][/i]

: (( and they haven't used the bomb yet

: (( and are curious to see if it works

: (( so they

Emb: ((drop it on Japan

: (( actually they dropped two

Emb: (("you win"

: (( cities that exist:[br][s]hiroshima[/s][br][s]nagasaki[/s][br]some others

Emb: ((the united states installs a new government

Emb: ((inspired by the united states government

: (( with just the right ingredients

: (( for a post-war economic [i]MIRACLE[/i]

Emb: ((and japan starts making TVs, VCR's,

: (( automobiles and camcorders

Emb: ((as fast as they can

Emb: ((and also better than anybody else

: (( they get rich and the economy goes wild

: (( and the miracle wears off

: (( but everything's still pretty cool I guess

Emb: (([i]Bye[/i]

: (( THAT'S A WRAP

Emb: ((what have we done

: (( WE ALMOST DID IT REDDIT

: (( the log people omf

Emb: ((time did you see that

Emb: ((aw rip

: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRpdIrq7Rbo

Emb: ((wow

: (( this is what kazoo kid looks like now https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/746130830725046274/JXTxt-Ov_400x400.jpg

Emb: ((wow x2

Cowboy Kid: ((n eato

Cowboy Kid: ((Infinity Evolved Skyblock or Skyfactory 2.5

Emb: ((yes

Barchar: I don't know if he looks like more or less of a dork now)

Barchar: (I also can't believe we did, like)

Barchar: (two thirds of the history of japan)

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Emb: ((with few mistakes

Emb: ((http://i.imgur.com/xwXTbTP.gifv emb's secret technique

Barchar: (wow yaz got really pissed when you read the logs jesus)

Emb: ((i know...

Barchar: (Wish I was there to help him chill it's not that big a deal)

Barchar: (I do wish it could have been a full surprise but it's not like it ruins the entire thing)

Barchar: (Also barscab)

Cowboy Kid: ((wat happned

Barchar: (I don't wanna say cause I don't think bloo knows)

Emb: ((he doesn't

Emb: ((they

Emb: ((dammit

: (( k

Barchar: (Also, I don't think I really have a buddy)

Barchar: (I mean Yazan I guess but eh)

: (( ???

Barchar: (I think characters tend to buddy off more than rpers)

Emb: ((true

Barchar: (tri was lamenting his(?) lack of an rp buddy to actually do stuff with)

: (( okay....

Emb: ((yep i'm a he

Emb: ((bloo this is in logs

Barchar: (Okay, I kinda though she at first)

: (( yes and I can see the logs

Barchar: (but i wasn't sure)

Emb: ((you're not the only one

Cowboy Kid: ((No this is in the internet not wooden logs

: (( don't really understand what the hell went down

Emb: ((yazan got mad bc i read the logs

: (( [i]oh I see[/i]

Barchar: (Yeah but he shoulda freaking chilled)

: (( I see what's up now

Cowboy Kid: ((Is there something in the logs?

Cowboy Kid: ((like wood

Barchar: (lichen)

Cowboy Kid: ((and bugs that eat wood

: (( If only [url=http://i.imgur.com/g2eMOxz.png]this worked[/url] I would've seen everything

: (( As it happened

: (( idc really

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Barchar: is here

Barchar: for interrogation if Verum still is

Verum: - he's also here I suppose -

Barchar: "Oh, hi. I think you wanted me earlier?"

Verum: - He snaps back to reality. -

Verum: ...hmm? hello, who are you?

Barchar: "Barchar."

Verum: oh yes, that's one of the people frisk mentioned, correct?

Barchar: "Yes. It was me, her and Emb on that little trip."

Barchar: "Emb's the little sleeping girl."

Verum: alright, nice to meet you. and thanks. but i have to ask, how did reincarnation work?

: I've chosen to make a very serious and important decision

Barchar: "...Well..."

Emb: ((what's that gonna be

Barchar: "We went to the dark assembly, and used the reincarnation ticket. There was, like, a court hearing on whether or not they'd let us reincarnate her as an angel."

: [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HArDjsUEok]I'm basically going to spend a year away[/url]

Barchar: "They pretty much all said yes, so whatever."

Emb: ((hnnnnn

Barchar: (WHAT IS THIS SONG)

Verum: do you remember what timeline that is?

Barchar: (WHY DOES IT ANNOYOHGODIALREADYDESPISETHIS)

Barchar: laughs a bit. "OH, yes, I do." she gives him the timeline code

: also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RAt-tJ4JQI

Verum: thank you, i need it for a project. i'll go there at some point.

Barchar: "Now, they need to have died in that timeline, I bveliebe, so they have easy access to their soul."

Barchar: (I HATE IT BUT I CAN'T TURN IT OFF)

Barchar: (IT MAKES ME FEEL WRONG)

Verum: thanks again. by the way, my name's verum.

Barchar: "I'm aware."

Cowboy Kid: ((the song makes me feel

Verum: oh, have we met?

Cowboy Kid: ((something'

Barchar: "Sort of."

Barchar: "It's a long story.'

: ALLLSO https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwYtMEu7piI

Emb: ((pls

Verum: i have time if you do.

Barchar: (this is straight-up bile fascination right here)

Barchar: "Well, okay. So, it started when I got literally erased from existence."

Barchar: "I don't know by who. I don't know when. But it happened."

: [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ok0glLJsr4]this fuckin song is too happy[/url]

: needs more edge

Barchar: (ohey this is actually a pretty good song)

: (( i feel like putting /r/watchpeopledie footage over that song

Barchar: "I don't know what happened in the interim. If there was an interim. But eventually, I kind of...formed in this bar. An incorporeal, invisible, inaudible ghost."

Barchar: "Who just so happened to be seeing literally everything."

Barchar: "...I spent the first two years screaming. Then a couple not knowing why everybody was 'ignoring' me. But, well, I was here when you were."

Barchar: "And I have a really good memory. Apparently not entirely perfect, but pretty good."

: (( I have two ways to go with Dexter

Verum: ...interesting.

: (( He starts to try and remove some of his arms manually

: (( Or he just starts to become the next Ela and is always angry

: (( either way he's still fucked

Verum: well, long time no see kinda?

Barchar: "I guess."

: (( These rice cakes are not salty enough

Barchar: "I was here earlier, too. I just really didn't wanna talk right then.'

Verum: that's fine. so how is it like, being s ghost?

Barchar: "Eh."

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Barchar: "When I got a body, feeling was really weird."

Frisk: ((hi

Emb: ((hello

: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvUU8joBb1Q

Barchar: "Truth be told, I don't really have a frame of reference. I don't remember most of my pre-nonexistant life.'

: (( hi

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Cowboy Kid: (hi

: ((in approximately 30 - 40 minutes i have to go do stuff irl))

Verum: so you've basically just lived here your whole life?

Emb: ((alright

Barchar: "Yup."

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Verum: does it get boring, or does the insanity make it fine?

Emb: ((hi bread

Barchar: "Yes."

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: (( lol

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: ((Hello))

Verum: ...okay.

: (( torn between a car name or something related to astronomy or mythology

Emb: ((astronomy

Barchar: "Okay, I know that wasn't really what you were going for. Yeah, it gets boring. I'm kinda desenstitized to most everything."

Barchar: "But I'm so fucked up that I actually don't care about not caring, and somehow that actually keeps me able to pretend to be somewhat normal-ish."

: quick

: what are you listening to

Verum: so you can pretend things have meaning because you don't mind that they have no meaning?

: ((Literally nothing))

Emb: ((high quality rips

: ((I'm listening to the air blowing from the vent in this room))

: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYWklAV_cwQ

: ((Ambient noise from a fan))

: ((And my own breathing))

Barchar: "I guess, yeah.'

: ((And my dogs, stepping on tile))

Verum: understandable.

: ((They're barking now))

Barchar: "I care about the people of my bar. And so, I have to care about what they care about. So, it just kind of..."

Barchar: "Works out, I guess."

: ((Grillby: your bar? Tf you think you're sayin))

: (( either protheus or nereid

: ((i'm listening to

: ((nothing

Verum: is anything ever new? or have you seen everything by now?

Barchar: (#8 Barchar: "I've been here longer than anyone who's name isn't on the damn sign, and I've been stuck here my whole life. It's my fucking bar." #8 Barchar: "And I haven't heard Grillby speak a word against my claims, so that's like, passive agreement.")

Barchar: "Oh, on the surface world, things got pretty dull before it got blown up."

Verum: blown up?

: (( mfw airplane crash

Barchar: "Around here, though, things are actually chaotic enough to interest me, wich is nice."

Barchar: "Oh, yeah, there was an apocalypse."

Barchar: "Pretty much the entire surface world got utterly fucking destroyed."

Barchar: "Except for the koreas. They blew each other up long before everyone else got blown up."

: HAH

: ((KEK))

Emb: ((lolololol

: [i]UTTERLY[/i] [u]FUCKING[/u] [font=Impact]D E S T R O Y E D[/font]

: (("Legend has it Kim Jong Un is still alive in his bunker to this day."))

Verum: good to know. the underground was unaffected, though?

: bloo [] is now ? [Nereid].

Nereid: you see

: (("why would be he be in there if it's all over?"))

Nereid: Nereid would always be that guy to annoyingly pose questions that take really long to answer

Barchar: she mentioned this in, like, one of her first days you know

: (("The ladder was put too high."))

Verum: - apparently he doesn't know -

: (("he can't reach."

Barchar: "Other than mentally, by the residents, yes."

Barchar: i'm just talking to the actual rpers

Emb: ((oh k

Barchar: some dude accidentally hit one wrong button and the koreas got blown to hell

Emb: ((rip

Verum: nobody has tried to restore the surface?

Barchar: it was really kind of a character defining moment for barscab over here. Or, well, her old character.

Barchar: "No one to try."

Verum: ...well there's the bar people.

Barchar: "There's not that many of us, Verum.'

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Verum: fair enough.

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: America is there.

: Most people died but America is alive.

Emb: - and canada? -

Barchar: "I mean, there are SOME peple in America, but, well, they'll die sooner rather than later."

Nereid: we don't talk about canda

Nereid: canada

Nereid: fuck my life

Nereid: I assume Canada got rekt by the US

Emb: ((canda

Emb: ((WHAT

Emb: ((HOW DARE YOU

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Nereid: Because we all had weapons and we were really eager to try them on eachother

Emb: ((:(

: Canada formed into Wellington Wells

: It turned into a 1960s dystopia

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Barchar: "Canada got fucked, though."

Barchar: "Mexico is doing alright."

Nereid: Only because Juan is back in Mexico

Verum: mmm. well that sucks. cool that the underground is safe though.

Barchar: "YEah."

Barchar: "To be honest, I find myself not minding much. No more shit being made for me to get sick of immediatey."

: Africa is fucking dead.

: Everybody in Africa starved to death.

Nereid: what about belgium

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Nereid: NOBODY TALKS ABOUT BELGIUM

Verum: also what's that tv.

: Belgium got eaten by its own waffles

Barchar: belgium ate chocolate to the last

Barchar: "Oh, it's a TV. It plays the plenair show. That's about it."

: ((Also never mind about having to go somewhere irl

Nereid: seinfeldtale

Nereid: seintale

Nereid: theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI

: ((Frisky everyone in America didn't starve to death, they are too much when they found out the world was ending and died of diabeetus))

Verum: ...it's just someone staring.

: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [Killer Keemstar].

Barchar: "Yes."

Barchar: "Don't watch too much. Just in case."

Killer Keemstar: * The TV flicks on to Keemstar.

: ? [Nereid] is now ? [].

: seinfeldtale!Mettaton: OH BOY

Barchar: "...What."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He is miffed that the Pleinair show was turned off.-

Verum: and what's that?

Killer Keemstar: "Hello Drama Alert nation, I'm your host, Killer Keemstar! Let's get roooooooight into the news!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: -But he's too lazy to fix it.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Barchar: "What the actual fuck"

: seinfeldtale!Mettaton: HOLY SHIT

Verum: does this not happen often?

: seinfeldtale!Mettaton: JERRY SEINFELD LOOKS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT NOW

Barchar: "Not very."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Whi changed the channel?"

: Who*

: http://www.citicenter.org/~/media/2015-shows/seinfeldimage1200x675.jpg?mw=1200&mh=845

Verum: i didn't. potentially could have done it by itself though.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ugh..."

Barchar: "Nobody else did I noticed."

Emb: ((what

Killer Keemstar: "Today fucking LeafyisHere got in a war with the [i]fucking[/i] Westboro Church."

: ? [] is now ? [Marie].

Barchar: "It might be a pirate station, and it just hijacked the plenair show."

Marie: i have nobody to RP as

Marie: Marie walks into the bar.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He gets up, stretching his legs and back, and walks to a different spot on the couch. He's still cat mind you.-

Verum: hey there.

Marie: "I just got roasted by LeafyIsHere."

Verum: what.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Ill kill him."

Killer Keemstar: "Marie, local squid, also got roasted by [i]fucking[/i] LeafyIsHere."

Barchar: "Chill, Asriel."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Why would you cook someone?"

Killer Keemstar: "Fuck off, LeafyIsHere!"

Marie: She sits on the couch.

Killer Keemstar: "I don't want you on my show!"

Marie: [i]best squid[/i]

: ((killer KEEMSTAR then gets doxed ddosed and swayed))

Killer Keemstar: "And stop 'calling me out'."

: Swated*

Marie: (( all by AD

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He hops onto Marie.-

Marie: "Oh, hi."

Verum: well this is interesting.

: ((Then keemstar reports "LOCAL CAT CLAWS OUT KEEMSTARS EYES"))

Verum: who is leafyishere?

: ((He's missing eyes in this report))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Heeellooo."

Killer Keemstar: "Local cat claws out my mother's eyes!"

Killer Keemstar: "She is in the hospital!"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "That wasn't me."

Marie: "What?"

Verum: wow.

Barchar: "I could tell."

Killer Keemstar: "Donate money, the Kickstarter link is down in the description!"

Verum: description where?

Verum: not saying i would donate of course. but.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -How do you go onto a Kickstarter from the Tv))

Killer Keemstar: "Behind the TV!'

Marie: She looks at AD. "You didn't claw his eyes out, right?"

Verum: oh cool. thanks.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Wait is he talking directly to us?"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Course not."

Killer Keemstar: "Anyways!"

Verum: i'm sure he isn't.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Is his mom a guy?"

Emb: ((wait the tv is a portal someone get in with him

Killer Keemstar: "Vegan Gains just killed a child!"

Marie: his mom's*

Killer Keemstar: "With a knife!"

Killer Keemstar: "He got tired of this shit!"

Killer Keemstar: "He was sent to prison for life."

Verum: i don't understand or care for this.

Verum: - He attempts to find a remote. -

Barchar: it's only a portal for the plenair show

Killer Keemstar: There's no remote, you have to use the TV.

Verum: - k, he goes to the TV. -

Verum: - And changes the channel. -

Killer Keemstar: It goes to the Pleinair show.

Killer Keemstar: It's just Pleinair.

Killer Keemstar: Staring at the camera.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Someone change it back."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh good."

Verum: ...

Killer Keemstar: "..."

Marie: "I wou---"

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I didn't mean back to keem."

Verum: is this better or worse?

Marie: (( IT WAS HIGH NOON TWO HOURS AGO

: Frisky Whiskington [Killer Keemstar] is now Frisky Whiskington [].

Marie: (( FUCK

Emb: ((AW

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Much better.@

Marie: She yawns.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He lies down on Marie.-

Verum: alright. - He sits down. -

Marie: "...Should I roast Leafy back?"

Marie: (( "die" -Bill Wurtz

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I dunno."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Aren't his fan base insane or something?"

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Marie: "Yeah."

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Barchar: "His 'roasts' make me want to put on a sweater. You could probably decimate him ten times over."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Mm, I don't care. I'd be careful."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Cause his fan base."

Barchar: GEDDIT DECIMATE TEN TIMES IT'S A JOKE

Asriel_Dreemurr: -It would be awkward if he fell asleep on Marie and then woke up gote again.-

Marie: and not remembering why

: ((HHHHAAAAAAHHHHH))

Barchar: 'CAUSE DECIMATE MEANS DESTROY 10% OF TECHNICALLY SO IF YOU DO IT TEN TIMES IT'S 100% GEDDIT

Barchar: "Comedy."

Marie: HAHAHAHAHA

: ((AD: For some reason I like you. Why the fuck do I like you. You're like a squid person))

: ((AD: WHY DO I LIKE SQUID PEOPLE))

Marie: (( AD: Let's make out

: ((AD: You single?))

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He turns over and tries to bat at her tentacles again.-

Marie: she allows this

Barchar: wait IT'S THAT MARIE OKAY

Emb: ((i have reached over 100 high quality repeats

Marie: and giggles ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Marie: (( I've gotten to like

Marie: (( 66 Sweatshirt repeats

Barchar: "So. Marie. How are things going over there, in your whole...squid...place."

Emb: ((almost 107 repeats

: ? [Marie] is now ? [Jacob Sartorius].

Asriel_Dreemurr: -It would be funny if he turned back and was just grabbing at her hair.-

: ? [Marie] is now ? [Jacob Sartorius].

: ((AD: "..."))

: ((AD: -Continues.-))

Jacob Sartorius: (( AD: "I like you." ))

: ? [Jacob Sartorius] is now ? [].

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

: "..."

Verum: are there any other channels?

: "My squid place?"

Barchar: "You know. Inkopolis or whatever."

: "Well. I'm getting all this hate now. Gotta deal with that."

: ((Is inkopolis the actual name))

Barchar: "Oh, that sucks."

Barchar: (Yes)

: tfw roasted by leafy

Verum: - He attempts to change the channel. -

Asriel_Dreemurr: "You don't detest be all that. You're perfect."

: what

: did he just say

: oh I get it

Barchar: I have no dfucking clue

: "...Heh, thanks..."

Verum: - Channel changing attempts intensify -

: Deserve*

: The fuck is detest be

Barchar: the channel change attempts don't work

: okay

: Frisky Whiskington [] is now Frisky Whiskington [LeafyIsHere].

Verum: wow.

LeafyIsHere: lolno

: ((We'd be fucked up if leafy talked about us))

: ((I don't watch leafy so I don't know if he even talks about shit like this))

Emb: ((maybe one of us is leafy

: ((OH FUCK))

LeafyIsHere: ((Leafy does have some good points at times

: ((YOU FOUND OUT MY SECRET))

: ((Jk))

Emb: (AAAAAAAAA

Emb: ((fuck

LeafyIsHere: ((For example his two videos on FouseyTube calling him out

: (( lol

Barchar: (ADishere)

: (( yeah

: (( AsrielIsHere

: ((AsullIsHere)(

Emb: ((asshole is here?

: ((Asull_Deemr))

Emb: ((oh hey guess what

LeafyIsHere: ((keemstar ass

LeafyIsHere: ((/s

Emb: ((What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

LeafyIsHere: ((Killer Fuckstar

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He just continues playing with her hair.-

LeafyIsHere: ((Imagine if another Leafy that didn't call Marie out walks in

LeafyIsHere: ((And everybody thinks he did it

LeafyIsHere: ((And they all just start attacking an innocent fucker

: (( stomedy tho

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: (( Since when was Leafy innocent

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LeafyIsHere: ((>another Leafy that didn't roast Marie walks in

: (( oh

Barchar: (Today day daydaydayday day daydaydayday day dayday)

Barchar: (by now nownownow now nownownownownownownow now now)

Cowboy Kid: ((yee haw

LeafyIsHere: (( https://i.ytimg.com/vi/w4SuEN-7ByI/maxresdefault.jpg

Barchar: (I don't beleive that anybody feels the way I do)

Barchar: (doo doo doo doo doo)

Emb: ((what

: ((-Smokes a paper towel roll.-))

Emb: ((what is that

Barchar: (Back beat b-b-beat BEEEAT)

Barchar: (beat beat. beat beat BEAT EAT BEAT)

: ((A malteaser))

: (( [i][huffs paint while sipping lean][/i]

: ((IM KIDDING))

Barchar: (I'm sho sho sho sho shoshoshoshoshsoshoshsoshoshosho SHO)

Barchar: (I don't believe that anybody feels feels feels fe-fe-fe-feels)

: http://www.redbubble.com/people/enviousyt/works/21492766-stomedy-the-malteser-emptied?p=canvas-print

Barchar: (And all the roads we have to walk are windiiiii[sub]iiiiing[/sub])

Barchar: (And all the lights that lead us there are blindiiii[sub]iiiiiing[/sub])

: (( Guys

: (( Miitomo exists

Barchar: (There are many things that I. Would Like. To say. To you. But I don't know hooooooooo ooOOOOOOWWWW)

Barchar: (Because maybeeeeeeeeeee)

Barchar: (You're gonna be the one that saves meeeeeeee)

: (( ant would know

Barchar: (and after aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAlll)

Barchar: (you're my wonderwaaaaaaaAAAAAAAALL)

Barchar: (hoyets asfongiongonofn ets nuse)

LeafyIsHere: ((10/10

Emb: ((wowie

Barchar: (asgnongodnpoangon slushie eye neeower)

: (( frisky

: (( is there PMD today

LeafyIsHere: ((yes

Barchar: (asfnfiifni viri asfnofnfon vora)

Barchar: (about you now)

Emb: ((oh yeh

Kirlia: (( i don't think you explained in full how this bitch gets roiiiiiight into the pmd

Barchar: (and all the roads that lead you there are winding)

LeafyIsHere: ((no need to explain

Barchar: (now now now now now now now now now now now)

LeafyIsHere: ((just waaaatch

Barchar: (and all the lights that lead you there are blinding)

Barchar: (now now now now now now now now now now now)

Barchar: (there are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know ho-*EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK EVERYWHERE YOU GO*)

: (( THERE'S A HEART

Barchar: (TYHERE'S A HEART)

Barchar: (A HAND TO HOLD ON TO)

: (( EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK

Barchar: (EVERYWERE YOU GO)

Barchar: (THERE'S A FACE)

Barchar: (OF SOEMBODY WHO NEEDS YOU)

Barchar: (EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK EVERYWHERE YOU GO)

Barchar: (THIS DANG PART THIS DANG PART)

Barchar: (ISN'T EVEN IN WNDRWLL)

Barchar: (EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK EVERYWHERE YOU GO)

Barchar: (THERE'S A FLAME)

Barchar: (WHO DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT BRAH)

Cowboy Kid: ((thats real fuckin swood

Cowboy Kid: ((right there

Barchar: (Niel cicierega is an anti-grommet)

Cowboy Kid: ((the song became just that much worse i diddnt need to know that

Cowboy Kid: ((thanks alot

Barchar: (what)

Emb: ((Forgiveness means giving up all hope for a better past.

Barchar: (no being a grommet is a bad thing, being an anti-grommet is good)

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: ((Being a grommet is bad, being swood is good))

: ((DONT GET THAT SHIT MESSED UP))

Barchar: (right so if oyu're an anti-grommet then you're the opposite of a grommet)

DamnDude: (( So I think I just played the single worst game of smash 4 ever ))

Barchar: (so you're goo)

: A Swood Grommet of House ECH. [Cowboy Kid] is now Swood [Cowboy Kid].

DamnDude: (( There was a 2 second delay on the controls and lag ))

Cowboy Kid: ((nope no grommets here

Emb: ((rip

Cowboy Kid: ((never ever

: ((Let's go drop on a grommet))

DamnDude: (( And I was playing as ganondorf ))

: ((Oh god))

Cowboy Kid: ((I read that as gandalf

: ((A grommet is a tube used to take liquid out of the middle ear))

Cowboy Kid: ((well a grommet saved my life

Cowboy Kid: ((I actually got something stuck in my ear

: ((Something))

Cowboy Kid: ((I dont think it was a grommet actually

: ((What was stuck))

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Cowboy Kid: ((earwax pushed into my innter ear

Cowboy Kid: ((it actually hurt

Cowboy Kid: ((innter

Cowboy Kid: ((ck you suck at spelling

: ((Wasn't a grommet))

DamnDude: (( Now I just played the worst match with how I played ))

: ((Grommets are used to remove liquid))

Emb: (("Good judgement comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgement."

DamnDude: (( 3 deaths, and one of them was at 0 % ))

Cowboy Kid: ((I need to brush up on my jontron memes

: ((Meem))

: ((Meemstar))

LeafyIsHere: ((Femurstar

Emb: (("If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room."

Emb: (("I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him."

Cowboy Kid: (("yee haw"

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LeafyIsHere: (("Kirlia uses Bitchslap!"

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Emb: (("Whether you think you can or you can't, you're right."

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Sage: ("You're like a smaller, less annoying Ela. I like you.")

LeafyIsHere: (("What's your favorite idea?"

LeafyIsHere: (("Mine is being creative!"

Emb: (("Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal."

LeafyIsHere: ((by the way laharl said he might be sitting out the next few episodes

Emb: ((i heard

LeafyIsHere: ((wow ok

Barchar: (yeah)

LeafyIsHere: ((just a reminder

Emb: ((okay

Barchar: (He's kinda worried we're getting too edgy)

LeafyIsHere: ((we're not))

Emb: ((soon enough dewt will be happy again

LeafyIsHere: ((it's not even going to be edgy this episode))

Emb: ((you said this episode's gonna be really important right

LeafyIsHere: ((no))

Emb: ((oh

LeafyIsHere: ((episode 10 is))

Emb: ((okay

Barchar: (Well, either way, he's still got problems so...well)

Emb: ((wait i just realized

LeafyIsHere: ((what

Emb: ((emb is now REALLY an arc person

LeafyIsHere: ((mhm))

Emb: ((welp

Sage: (Is gonna have to go without his other half of the comedy duo)

Barchar: (I almost wrote comedy dio)

Barchar: (lthat would be very different)

Emb: ((quick say a word and that will be our subject

LeafyIsHere: ((pmd

Emb: ((welp

LeafyIsHere: ((lolrip

LeafyIsHere: ((basically

LeafyIsHere: ((episode 7 will have harder fights

Emb: ((sweet

LeafyIsHere: ((especially the second one you're going to fucking die so hard))

DamnDude: (( Frisky that isn't a word ))

Emb: ((true

LeafyIsHere: ((what

Emb: ((quick say a word

LeafyIsHere: ((fuck

DamnDude: (( shit ))

Emb: ((we are discussing fuck

DamnDude: (( DO WE NEED TO DISCUSS CHICKEN SALAD AGAIN TO NOT DISCUSS THAT ))

Barchar: (fuck is a nice word)

Emb: ((perhaps

Barchar: (it's very versatile)

Emb: ((quick say a normal word

Barchar: (It can be a verb, an adjective, an interjection, an expletive)

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Emb: ((k i'll just use random word function

LeafyIsHere: ((basically the forest was made so i can show off atmosphere but now i'm not so sure

LeafyIsHere: ((especially after what laharl said

LeafyIsHere: ((i don't want things to be too edgy

Emb: ((mfw there's no random word function

Emb: ((and mfw lag

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LeafyIsHere: ((so if you see more battles than atmosphere that's why

Emb: ((alright

Emb: ((are you ready

Emb: ((i am about to generate 2 words

LeafyIsHere: ((no

: ((But fuck is a great word))

Emb: ((first word will be our su---okay

: ((It can be used so many ways))

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Emb: ((for example fuck you /s

Emb: ((first word is...!

: ((Fuck you, fuck me, fuck yourself, fuck myself, fucker, fucking, fuck this))

Emb: ((we are discussing volcanoes

: (( A

: ((A volcano killed like 92000 people in 1812))

Emb: (( S

Emb: ((oh okay

: 1815*

Emb: ((and in 92000 a volcano will kill 1815 people\

: AFK [] is now kek [Marie].

Marie: (( anything4views

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Emb: ((k how about a more interesting discussion

Emb: ((maybe hypothetical questions

Marie: (( no

Emb: ((would you rather not ever be able to as well as never have to eat, but everything looks and smells so good

Emb: ((or be able to eat as much as you want with no repercussions but they all taste normal

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: ((The second one))

LeafyIsHere: ((bread is aliveee

: ((No))

: ((The first one))

: ((You did eat not taste((

Emb: ((bread is dead confirmed

: ((I will spit that shut out))

LeafyIsHere: * A LeafyIsHere cosplayer walks in.

: Shit*

Emb: ((oh true

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Howdy."

Verum: hey there.

LeafyIsHere: "Fucking finally, I'm out of the hellhole known as YouTube."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Verum: who are you?

Marie: "no"

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's gonna hiss if they walk near Marie.-

LeafyIsHere: "Motherfucking LeafyIsHere."

Marie: leafyhisshere

LeafyIsHere: * liar

LeafyIsHere: * he is a cosplayer

LeafyIsHere: * He walks over to Marie and AD.

LeafyIsHere: "Hello you fucks"

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He starts growling.-

Verum: ...

Barchar: steps in front of him.

Verum: yeah they don't like you, you "roasted" marie.

LeafyIsHere: "Oh holy hell what have I done to any of you?"

LeafyIsHere: "Nono, I totally didn't do that"

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's whispering to himself "I will gouge your fucking eyes out you shit stain to your human race."-

Verum: but that's what marie said. and the tv.

LeafyIsHere: "..."

LeafyIsHere: "Oh."

Marie: "I will fucking kill you."

LeafyIsHere: "I'm actually just a cosplayer. Please don't fucking hurt me."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Verum: oh okay. cool.

Barchar: "Then move."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Who cosplays as a shitty you tuber?"

LeafyIsHere: "I'm scared for my life now."

LeafyIsHere: "Bye."

LeafyIsHere: * He leaves.

Marie: (( I think I'm just gonna play GTA 3 until something happens

Barchar: "Bye.'

Verum: okay, bye.

: Frisky Whiskington [LeafyIsHere] is now Frisky Whiskington [].

Marie: She looks down at AD.

Barchar: sits back down. "Well, I won't miss him."

Marie: "for a second I really was gonna kill him"

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He looks up at her.-

Emb: ((reaching 150 repeats

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I'm not judging."

: ((YOU CAN SAY THAT))

: ((LAFYISNTHERE))

Marie: (( KEK

: ((HUEHUEHUE

Emb: ((maybe leafy is though

: ((What do you call))

: ((A business that makes illuminati clothing))

: ((Loominati))

: ((Get it))

: ((Get it))

Emb: ((no

: ((Damn it))

: ((Look up what a loom is))

Emb: (("an apparatus for making fabric by weaving yarn or thread."

Emb: ((k

: ((Get it now))

Emb: ((yeh

: ((Yey))

Emb: ((yay 150 repeats

: ((I did a funny))

: ((Of what))

Emb: ((high quality rip

: ((I swear if it is high quality rips im actua-))

: ((God damnit))

Emb: ((lol

Emb: ((mfw someone doesn't know what the fuck they're saying but they make it sound technical so nobody gets what the fuck they're saying so they updoot

: ((>looks up marie

Marie: >porn

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Looks up at.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: -SHHHSH.-

: ((>finds a marie WITH THESE FUCKING TITS

Emb: ((looks up at shhsh?

: ((>THAT ARE HUGE

Marie: She looks down at AD. "?"

Emb: ((wow

Emb: ((tits > ass

: ((>AND BARELY COVERED UP

: ((I thought she was talking about why I typed))

Barchar: (Squits)

Marie: (( squits

Emb: ((unpopular opinion but tits > atts

Emb: ((atts.

Emb: ((fuck.

Marie: (( personality

: ((WARNING?: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/007/517/83c.png

Emb: ((i almost instinctively clicked it

Marie: (( AD: Will fuck

: ((Where's he thrid))

Emb: ((he thrid

: The/8

: The*

: FICK

: FUCK

: ((Her tits are covered up

: ((You can look at it Tri

Emb: ((i'm unsure

: ((Frisky I bought there were three))

Emb: ((there's people nearby

: ((I was misinformed))

Marie: (( BREAD WTF

: ((Tri make the tab smaller

: ((Then look at it

Emb: ((mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Emb: ((maybe

: ((THAT SAIDE THESE))

Emb: ((ech

: ((Minimize the tab

: ((I THOYGHT IT SAID THREE))

: ((Get closer to the screen

Emb: ((wait

: ((Look at it

: ((Wow))

: ((Nobody will notie

Emb: ((why are you encouraging me to look at it

: ((noticr*

: ((Notice*

: ((No reason

Emb: ((>_>

: ((What

: ((I'm not joking

Emb: ((i'm skeptical

: ((I legit want you to look at it

: ((It's))

: ((There's nothing wrong with it

: ((Marie))

Emb: ((i'll see it eventually

: ((With large tuts))

: ((That aren't exposed))

Emb: ((>tuts

: Tits

: ((It's just Marie with large tits

Emb: ((k fine how large is the image

: ((Mobile))

Barchar: (Yeah it's really not that nsfw)

: ((Dunno))

Barchar: (eh not that big)

Marie: (( alternatively, somewhat nsfw https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQWAzxx6HBZDgInNWnR8bxAuux8_3sREWMtBLyhbxMzdQmcMtJyCQ

Emb: ((and what's that

: ((Marie and the other one in swim suits))

Barchar: (calliemarie in swimsuits)

Emb: ((k

Emb: ((oh okay

Barchar: (an image for ants)

Emb: ((yeah it was smol

Barchar: (not porn)

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Barchar: (entirely safe)

Barchar: (just marie eating a sandwich)

Emb: ((ik i looked at it

CryingEevee OOC: ((that's not how you eat a sandwich))

Emb: ((hi ce

Emb: ((you're not how you eat a sandwhich

Emb: ((fuck

CryingEevee OOC: ((and furthermore, that's just bread not a sandwich))

Barchar: (who eats just bread)

CryingEevee OOC: ((marie apparently))

Emb: ((why not

Emb: ((i spread mayonnaise on cheese and eat it

CryingEevee OOC: ((at least toast it and put some butter))

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, put something on it and you're fine))

CryingEevee OOC: ((but plain))

Emb: ((i also eat plain cheese

CryingEevee OOC: ((same))

Emb: ((and sometimes just mayo

Emb: ((and sometimes just peanut butter

Barchar: (you're weird)

Emb: ((love you too

CryingEevee OOC: ((just butter and bread can be good. especially on french bread))

Barchar: (like even just putting butter on it i get it)

Barchar: (but just)

Barchar: (fucking)

Barchar: (bread)

: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Emb: ((just bread isn't really that bad

CryingEevee OOC: ((yeah, i don't get it either, just bread alone isn't that good))

Emb: ((you wanna fite

CryingEevee OOC: ((yes))

Emb: ((no

: (( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

CryingEevee OOC: (((͡ ͜ʖ ͡ ° °)))

Emb: (( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)

CryingEevee OOC: (((°°°° ͜ʖ °°°°)))

Emb: ([font=impact]( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)[/font]

: ((if you could ship any of the roleplayers here who would you ship

Emb: ((mv chime

: ((mv x smol

CryingEevee OOC: ((that's a dangerous question))

Emb: ((oh

: ((MV HAS A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND TRI

Emb: ((fuck

Emb: ((threesome /s

CryingEevee OOC: ((shipping doesn't need to care about the actual relationships (͡ ͜ʖ ͡ ° °)))

: ((bread x slarv

Emb: ((i don't have a waifu so

CryingEevee OOC: ((tri x tri))

Emb: ((hello darkness my old friend

Emb: ((no it's tri

: ((tri x ce /s

Emb: ((no fuck you you're darkness

Emb: ((wut

: ((>/s

Emb: ((i can still question you

Emb: ((if you say "i'm gonna fucking destroy everything /s"

: ((who would any of you ship me with

Emb: ((i can still question you

Emb: ((yaz

: ((ew no

Emb: ((NO BLOO

Emb: ((BLOOSKY

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CryingEevee OOC: ((frisky x ck /s))

: ((ew no

Emb: ((ck x ant

Barchar: (why did you say 'yaz')

Emb: ((frisk x yaz

: ((Bread x Toaster))

: ((inb4 "frisky x chime" /s

Emb: ((frisky x chime

Barchar: (bread x [s]master[/s] slarv)

: ((no

Emb: ((yeah flame, no

: ((no

: ((i said no to tri

Emb: ((oh okay yes flame

Emb: ((which tri

Marie: (( o

: ((i agree with flame

Emb: ((which tri tho

: ((you

Emb: ((i didn't say shit

Emb: ((he did

CryingEevee OOC: ((you said frsiky x chime))

: ((bloo x mv x smol x chime x frisky

Emb: ((cau x cau

: ((>inb4

: ((>/s

: >" "

Barchar: ((>x))

Emb: ((who's dd's waifu

: (("i would rather fuck frisky" -mv, 2016

: ((laharl x laharl krichevskoy

CryingEevee OOC: ((otp))

Emb: ((laharl x dd dood

: ((ew no

: ((((Darn Dood))

Emb: ((wynaut

Barchar: (damn dude dood)

: ((Dang dude))

: ((Dang Doug))

: ((Dig Doug))

Emb: ((ding dong

: ((Dig dug))

CryingEevee OOC: ((doug dimmadome))

Emb: ((f

CryingEevee OOC: ((q))

Emb: ((u

: ((G))

CryingEevee OOC: ((J))

Emb: ((r

: ((K))

: ((L))

CryingEevee OOC: ((Z))

: ((M))

: ((N))

Emb: ((t

: ((O))

CryingEevee OOC: ((X))

Emb: ((p

: ((P))

Emb: ((t

CryingEevee OOC: ((o))

Emb: ((help

CryingEevee OOC: ((no))

DamnDude: (( What the fuck ))

Emb: ((oh

Emb: ((hello dd

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai DD))

: ((We're learning the alphabet))

: ((Shh))

: ((7))

CryingEevee OOC: ((6))

: ((8))

DamnDude: (( Let me help you ))

Emb: ((5

CryingEevee OOC: ((1))

Emb: ((3

CryingEevee OOC: ((666))

Emb: ((420

: ((777))

Emb: ((1337

DamnDude: (( O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A- JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAA ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((69))

Emb: ((69

: ((69))

Emb: ((fuck

DamnDude: (( That's all the letters you need to know ))

: ((96))

CryingEevee OOC: ((789))

: (( What's your favorite idea? Mine is being creative How do you get the idea? I just try to think creatively Now when you look at this orange tell me please, what do you see? It's just a boring old orange I see a silly face walking along and smiling at me I don't see what you mean 'Cause you're not thinking creatively So take a look at my hair (cool) I use my hair to express myself That sounds really boring I use my hair to express myself Now, when you stare at the clouds in the sky, don't you find it exciting? No Come on, take another look (Oh wait) I can see a hat, I can see a cat I can see a man with a baseball bat I can see a dog, I can see a frog I can see a ladder leaning on a log Think you're getting the hang of it now Using your minds to have a good time I might paint a picture of a clown   Here's another good tip (Yeah?) of how to be a creative wiz kid Go and collect some leaves and sticks and arrange them into your favorite color Blue, Red, Green Green is not a creative color There's one more thing that you need to know before you let your creativety flow Listen to your heart, listen to the rain listen to the voices in your brain Come on guys, let's get creative Now let's all agree to never be creative again

Emb: ((wow

CryingEevee OOC: ((i refuse))

: ((Why tho))

DamnDude: (( Also Laharl and I got a streamer to play Brain Power and get chat to sing along ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((cool))

DamnDude: (( We were the only two people chatting ))

Emb: ((cool

CryingEevee OOC: ((so, tomorrow is starbound 1.0))

Emb: ((What's this you've said to me, my good friend? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and I've been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

Joseph: Joseph flies into the bar.

Verum: hey there.

: ((Are you gonna be Mia for most of tommorow?))

Joseph: "dracula sucked me dry today"

CryingEevee OOC: ((yes, i will probably not be here most of tomorrow.))

Verum: what?

CryingEevee OOC: ((because starbound))

Joseph: "and i donated blood"

Barchar: "Cool."

Verum: okay.

: ((oh also ce i'm probably gonna play starbound tomorrow too

: ((i think i'll enjoy the new update

CryingEevee OOC: ((cool))

CryingEevee OOC: ((it has changed alot from the first giraffe updates))

: ((ahh

: ((see, the thing that none of you will remember is that i made a character looking like frisk when i last played starbound

: ((raven gave me a lab coat so i could try it on my frisk character

: ((i put it on

CryingEevee OOC: ((i remember someone, that may have been you, calling it "outertale"))

: (("Damn, she actually looks hot in that"

: ((I did call it that

: ((I realized it was an AU a while after and I was like

: (("Wow okay"

Emb: (("No more fucking high quality rips in the Plug.Dj" :(

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CryingEevee OOC: ((tri needs a daily injection of high quality rips))

Emb: ((i'm at...uh...just a sec

Emb: ((178 rip repeats

Emb: ((i think i have my injection

Emb: ((there's 179

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DamnDude: (( Also that wasn't update, it's high quality rips in moderation now ))

DamnDude: (( updated* ))

Emb: ((oh okay

DamnDude: (( Because Laharl thought he could make rules without me there and considering I'm there more? lol no ))

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DamnDude: (( So who wants to see what I'm doing ))

Emb: ((me bc i'm doing literally nothing rn

DamnDude: (( https://www.twitch.tv/a_legend_that_never_dies Watch me fix lights

Emb: ((k

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CryingEevee OOC: ((i should get back into lbp3 and actually build those levels i had ideas for))

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: (([I]noice[/i]

GOATDAD: ((noice?

Emb: ((hi yaz

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Barchar: (hi yazan)

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GOATDAD: (oi

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai there))

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: (( yo

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Barchar: is still here

Verum: - he's also still here -

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GOATDAD: ((brb shower

Barchar: (k)

Emb: ((k

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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai 'harl))

: ((hi fuckharl

Poppy: ((So I just had this wierd as fuck dream))

: ((wierd

: ((Was I in it))

: (( http://i.imgur.com/xvjhx4Z.png

CryingEevee OOC: ((ok))

Poppy: ((Where we were all in gangs))

Poppy: ((And I was in the gang of the Thief and Sets))

Emb: ((wut

Poppy: ((ASnd we never actuallly kiled anyone, it was gang wars to steal rival gang's laundry

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh))

Emb: ((wow

: ((Hell yeah

: (( What resolution should my game run at

: (( maybe 9000x9000

: ((I just looked at my first Steam account's name

: ((It's so fucking cringy

Barchar: (Mine's just been Flame Warp for the entire time i'm not changing it for a joke)

Barchar: (well)

Barchar: (it was snow warp around christmas and spook warp around halloween)

: (( i lost my password to my steam account

: (( rip

: ((Time to reinstall fucking Starbound

: ((It's been so long

GOATDAD: (back

: Goatdad [GOATDAD] is now Yazan [Yazan].

: (( wb

Barchar: (hi again)

Barchar: (buuut i gtg)

Emb: ((bye

Emb: ((wait, test

CryingEevee OOC: ((bai))

Yazan: ((k

: ((so ce i'm reinstalling starbound again

: ((i'm excited for the new update ngl

: ((CE: lol ok

CryingEevee OOC: ((ye, basically))

: (( I'm getting fuckin 500 FPS right now

: ((nice

: (( http://i.imgur.com/GHO31Ta.png

: ((liar you're getting 454 frames

: (( basically 500

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CryingEevee OOC: ((rounding up to the nearest hundred it's 500))

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai mv))

Hellaton: ((yo

: (( hi mv

Emb: ((hi mv

Emb: ((guess who's back

: ((hi mv

Hellaton: ((who

: ((verum

Verum: ((dis guy

Hellaton: ((cool

: ((as the insane bitch i am i drank coke and nailed the can to a tree

: ((a few days later

Emb: ((wowie

: ((i drink a cherry coke

: ((I nail it to the same tree

: ((A few weeks later

: ((I drink a coke

: ((I also nail that to the same tree

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's the coke tree now))

: ((That was like a year ago

: ((The cans are still there

: (( That reminds me of my fridge

Emb: ((wow

: (( My fridge still doesn't fucking exist

Emb: ((i have now reached 225 rip repeats

: ((I can take a picture of it when I get to it

Hellaton: ((i have come to the conclusion that every mettaton does dumb shit at some point

: ((of course

Hellaton: ((even if they know the consequences

: ((mettatons always get into shit

Hellaton: ((case in point: hellaton last night

: ((also frisk went back to normal today

Emb: ((what did hella do

: ((hella cut off his penis /s

Hellaton: ((he attempted to sterilize himself with fabric scissors

Emb: ((oh boy

: (( i got the idea of jerry seinfeld being replaced with a mettaton

Hellaton: ((he cut off his penis halfway and he actually did succeed in castration

Emb: ((jesus

: ((nice

: ((/s

Emb: ((now my dick hurts :(

: ((he won't be effected when he turns back into a robot right

: ((affected*

Hellaton: ((im serious, he bled out and was screaming the whole time and metta dragged him to a hospital

: (( sounds like my kind of night

Hellaton: ((a minor dent

Emb: ((hnnnnnnn

: ((OHHH BABBYYYY /S

: (( a dick dent

Emb: ((did you know the word tittygone exists

Hellaton: ((he will get a minor dent in his lower chassis and he will have to fix it himself

Emb: ((it's when there's not much of something left

Hellaton: ((omg

: ((cool

: ((hella's penis is tittygone

Emb: ((so if you get breast size reduction

Emb: ((you could say it's tittygone

: (( I combine "Jerry Seinfeld" and "Mettaton"

Hellaton: ((he had to have it amputated and replaced with a spout that lets him pee

: (( I get "Jerryton" ))

Hellaton: ((I WANT MY TITTIES TO BE TITTYGONE

: (( Torn between Jerryton and Seinfeldton

Hellaton: ((im not joking

: ((MV ALL YOU NEED IS A PAIR OF FABRIC SCISSORS

Emb: ((oh okay

Hellaton: ((mettafeld

Emb: ((NO YOU DON'T

Hellaton: ((NO THE THING IS

: (( mettafeld

: (( hmmm

Hellaton: ((WHAT HELLA DID WAS A THING I DID I ATTEMPTED THAT WITH MY BREASTS AND I FAILED

Emb: ((what really

Hellaton: ((i got a small cut

Emb: ((well

: (( mhm

: ((OH WOW

Emb: ((why don't you like your tits

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: ((mv is agender

Mettafeld: (( tri pls

Hellaton: ((dysphoric feels

Emb: ((oh

Hellaton: ((im agender and fairly recently ive had boob dysphoria

: ((right

: ((i can see why

Mettafeld: (( http://www.textileartist.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Best-fabric-shears.png

Emb: ((alright

Mettafeld: (( fabric scissors are great

Hellaton: ((the best/worst part about this is that mettaton's zebra print fabric scissors are bloody

Mettafeld: (( a e s t h e t i c

Hellaton: ((i base some of the dumb shit the mettas do on real life

Hellaton: ((bc im a dumbass irl

Mettafeld: [color=

Mettafeld: well that broke

Mettafeld: try again

Emb: ((tri again

Mettafeld: (( [color=#FF0000]t[/color][color=#CBFF00]r[/color][color=#00FF66]e[/color][color=#0065FF]e[/color][color=#CC00FF]s[/color] [color=#fff](because it's warmer)[/color]

Emb: ([color=rainbow]test[/color]

Emb: ((oh okay

Emb: ((color=rainbow does nothing

: ((we all do dumbass things irl mv

Emb: ((yeah we're all dumb

Emb: ((everyone is dumb

Hellaton: ((true

Mettafeld: (( not chuck norris

: ((^

Emb: ((^^

Hellaton: ((...is this 2008

Emb: ((yes

Emb: ((did you not know

: ((yes

Mettafeld: ( yes

: ((it's 2008

Mettafeld: (( 7/21/2008 to be precise

Emb: ((in fact it's nearing CaU's -7th anniversary

Hellaton: ((that explains why everyones in hell

Emb: ((seems legit

: ((yeah

Hellaton: ((brb

CryingEevee OOC: ((if we went back in time and described undertale to us in 2008, i wonder how that would go down?))

: ((i'd slap myself

Emb: ((hmm

Mettafeld: (( what if we told toby fox about the idea of undertale like

Mettafeld: (( 6 years earlier

: ((it would be satisfying

Mettafeld: (( and told him to make 4 sequels

Emb: (("so toby what was your inspiration for the game?" "some cool time traveling dudes" "but there's no time travel in undertale" "that's not what i meant"

CryingEevee OOC: ((i always wonder what would happen if someone took a drm free undertale, and uploaded it to the internet before toby made the haloween hack))

Emb: ((man i'm hungry but i have to wait

Mettafeld: (( i wonder what would happen if every single bootleg nes was a bootleg ps3

Mettafeld: (( 7 Grand Dad on a bootleg ps3

Emb: ((TIL i do things more on the left armrest than the right

Mettafeld: (( mfw ashens

CryingEevee OOC: ((mfw i've been watching DD make a lbp3 level for almost an hour))

Emb: ((i almost fell asleep while watching it

Emb: ((for some reason falling asleep anywhere else but my bed is more comfortable sensationwise than sleeping on my bed

Emb: ((wow life really doesn't want me to play mobas

: ((i'm kind of just playing starbound again just before the update

: ((

: ((

: ((<10/10

Poppy: ((So I just played a game of Tf2 with BALLSTOTHEWALL))

Poppy: ((Now, BALLSTOTHEWALL was special))

Poppy: ((He was a pyro, a phlogistinator pyro))

Poppy: ((I swear to god, every single fucking time I ran into him, he had a full phlog))

Poppy: ((Turn the corner? Hes there with phlog))

Poppy: ((Run away? OH LOOK PHLOG))

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Poppy: ((HE ALWAYS HAD FUCKING PHLOG))

CryingEevee OOC: ((BRB))

Emb: ((rip

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CryingEevee OOC: ((back))

Yazan: ((who would have thought that 5 dollar electric razor and computer speakers from china could actually do so damn well

Emb: ((sweet

Mettafeld: (( >GTA 3

Mettafeld: (( >Computer crashes immediately after getting into a car

Mettafeld: (( 7

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Emb: ((grand

Hellaton: ((dad

CryingEevee OOC: ((what kinda computer are you using? even my crappy old laptop was able to fully run gta sa))

Emb: ((we did it reddit

Mettafeld: (( I was just messing around with a fuckton of mods lol

Mettafeld: (( it runs fine without mods

CryingEevee OOC: ((ah))

CryingEevee OOC: ((that explains it))

CryingEevee OOC: ((you modded it until it crashed))

Hellaton: ((was it a car crash

Mettafeld: (( i meant

Mettafeld: (( GTA 3 itself crashed

: ((Bloo: i modded it so fucking hard~

Emb: ((bloo did you have a mod orgy

: ((let's have

: ((clipboards

Emb: ((No more fucking high quality rips in the Plug.Dj

: (( I see a silly face walking along and smiling at me I don't see what you mean 'Cause you're not thinking creatively So take a look at my hair (cool) I use my hair to express myself That sounds really boring I use my hair to express myself Now, when you stare at the clouds in the sky, don't you find it exciting? No Come on, take another look (Oh wait) I can see a hat, I can see a cat I can see a man with a baseball bat I can see a dog, I can see a frog I can see a ladder leaning on a log Think you're getting the hang of it now Using your minds to have a good time I might paint a picture of a clown   Here's another good tip (Yeah?) of how to be a creative wiz kid Go and collect some leaves and sticks and arrange them into your favorite color Blue, Red, Green Green is not a creative color There's one more thing that you need to know before you let your creativety flow Listen to your heart, listen to the rain listen to the voices in your brain Come on guys, let's get creative Now let's all agree to never be creative again

: ((oh

: ((right

Emb: ((eoe

Emb: ((wow

CryingEevee OOC: http://www.sdamned.com/comic/part-one-to-hell-and-back that links to a comic that DOES have rule 2 broken. you have been warned

Emb: ((thank you for the warning

CryingEevee OOC: ((it's a really good comic too. it just breaks rule 2 in passing))

Hellaton: (( I went to the doctor and said "Doctor, I can't stop singing What's New Pussycat." The doctor said "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome to me." I asked, "Is that common?" He said, "Well, It's Not Unusual."

Hellaton: ((thanks for the dhmis in green

Emb: ((wowie

: ((green is not a creative color))

Mettafeld: (( Damn right I modded it hard~

Hellaton: ((im gonna see su soon so beback later

Emb: ((hf

Emb: ((bloo did it make you hard

CryingEevee OOC: ((i have 17 pages of mods in gmod))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i used to have like 30))

Mettafeld: ((idk

CryingEevee OOC: ((i have a unhealthy compulsion to mod games))

Mettafeld: (( sonic 06 pc mods free english no virus

CryingEevee OOC: ((GG))

Emb: ((YES FOOD

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CryingEevee OOC: ((free english. as opposed to enslaved english))

Emb: ((at least it's not anarchist english

Emb: ((i just realized, why do none of these characters have phobias?

Emb: ((i don't think any cau character has a phobia

Mettafeld: (( muffet has arachnophobia /s

CryingEevee OOC: ((kidgue probably has a fear of abandonment. if that means anything))

Mettafeld: (( mettafeld has a phobia of puns

Emb: ((mettafeld doesn't exist yet though

Mettafeld: now he does

Yazan: ((tfw when everyone talks about how get something is and then it turns out to be shite

CryingEevee OOC: ((tfw listening to loadsamoney when i don't have loadsamoney))

Emb: ((mfw finish dinner and still hungry with no leftovers

Poppy: Mfw join MVM game as sniper

Poppy: Purposefulyl be a chatty bitch the entire time

: ((hella has a phobia of sex

Poppy: Yell facts about MvM snipers

Poppy: Get kicked

Emb: ((oh that's true

Poppy: Rejoin, dress sniper in the edgiest clothing possible

Poppy: Taunt once and play for the rest of the round silence

Poppy: Get congratulated 6 times, and three people add me to friends

Yazan: ((generally when someone has a phobia they complete shut down and are not capable of practical functioning

Mettafeld: Mettafeld walks into the bar.

Emb: ((doesn't hella literally do that though

Verum: hey.

Mettafeld: "Hello.

DamnDude: (( Somehow I accidentally became level support for some random person through dive in ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((i thought dive in wasn't a feature in lbp3))

Yazan: ((((not inherently because the mere thought of it would cause him to have an anxiety attack

DamnDude: (( It's in the pause menu ))

DamnDude: (( They added it at one point ))

Yazan: ((so he wouldn't even able to be around Fellby or Muffet because of the association of sex with them

CryingEevee OOC: ((why's it in there? oh well. whenever i join a game in lbp3 it's just lag and broken dreams))

Emb: ((i'm unsure if that's true but okay

Yazan: ((its likely he just more suffering from PTSD

CryingEevee OOC: ((i thought i phobia is just a incredibly disproportionate fear of something))

Emb: ((oh yeah

Emb: ((that's ptsd

Yazan: ((it is a fear, but its one show irrational that it causes a person to have a full blown anxiety attack

Emb: ((yeah

Yazan: ((people say they have a phobia of spiders or needles, but they and can them and not freak out

Emb: ((that'd happen with hella of course but it's only if it's actually happening not if something is associated

CryingEevee OOC: ((oh, then none of my phobias are actually phobias. just incredibly disproportionate.))

Yazan: ((yeah

Yazan: ((you need therapy to get rid of a phobia

Yazan: ((that or be forced to be whatever it is thou fear for prolonged periods until thou get over it

Mettafeld: (( thou

Yazan: to be with*

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CryingEevee OOC: ((hai chime))

Fellby: ((sup nerds

Emb: ((hi chime

Yazan: ((they should bring back thou and make it the gender neutral word

Yazan: (oi

Verum: ((guess who's back

Fellby: ((oh shit what's up

Verum: ((ikr

Fellby: ((anyway i still give no guarentees about the hotel wifi

Fellby: ((and i forgot my mouse at home

Emb: ((alright

Emb: ((rip

Fellby: ((so rn i'm using my tablet as a mouse

Mettafeld: (( k nerd

Emb: ((rood

Poppy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BsWBqWBhV0

CryingEevee OOC: ((r00d d00d))

Yazan: ((flame you there?

Emb: ((wow

Poppy: http://i.imgur.com/Il7PtGA.gifv

Emb: ((oh okay

Poppy: Poppy stumbles in, clutching the iEye in her arms, the other iEyes in the bar immediately train on her.

Verum: hey.

Poppy: "...H-Hello."

Jeska or Jekon: -enters the bar-

Verum: nice to meet you, i'm verum.

Verum: hey---you look familiar.

: Yazan [Yazan] is now Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon].

Jeska or Jekon: who me?

Mettafeld: (( Trying to think of combinations of Seinfeld and Asriel

Verum: yeah.

Poppy: "...P-Poppy, i'm P-Poppy G-Gardner"

Poppy: ((Asrield))

Emb: ((asfeld

Jeska or Jekon: ....okay?

Mettafeld: (( Seinriel also comes to mind

Jeska or Jekon: can't say I know you

Verum: no, i mean, i swear i've seen you before. what's your name?

Jeska or Jekon: Jeska or Jekon

Jeska or Jekon: doesn't matter

: seven [Mettafeld] is now seven [Asfeld].

Verum: ...i do know you. i'm verum. do you remember?

Jeska or Jekon: No I don't know you

Poppy: "..."

Asfeld: An Asriel walks into the bar.

Jeska or Jekon: I can't even if I did

Verum: was your memory ever erased?

Jeska or Jekon: I got shot in the head

Jeska or Jekon: even so, are you sure it was me?

Verum: i'm sure it was you.

Jeska or Jekon: there was apparently someone named Jukon prior to me

Asfeld: "This isn't the place I was looking for."

Verum: oh. maybe.

Jeska or Jekon: We're apparently clones or something like that

Verum: alright. i might've met them then.

Jeska or Jekon: Shes dead from what I hear

Verum: ...oh. okay. thanks.

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Jeska or Jekon: yeah sure

Asfeld: "..."

Hellaton: ((back

Emb: ((wb

Asfeld: He goes up to the bar. "Hey, uh, just get me a Tab."

Asfeld: or saying that to Grillby

Verum: nice to meet you, though.

Poppy: The bar tab, as in part of the ceiling, falls on Asfeld.

Asfeld: y tho

Poppy: Puns

Asfeld: no

Poppy: jk

Jeska or Jekon: Yeah I ah....sure

Poppy: "..."

Jeska or Jekon: ....

Fellby: ((*bass boosted seinfeld theme plays*

Jeska or Jekon: sits on the couch

Asfeld: He hums the Seinfeld theme and sits on the couch.

Asfeld: (( [i][speaker-blowing bass intensifies][/i]

Jeska or Jekon: ?So you knew Jukon

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Hellaton: enters the bar. By the way, his outfit is now calf-length, over the hip black shorts with silver buttons, a red crop top with short sleeves, a pair of large black sunglasses that cover all his eyes, and ankle-high red heeled boots with tiny silver spikes on the heel.

: seven [Asfeld] is now seven [Mettafeld].

Fanta: ((I return for like 20 minutes

Mettafeld: fuck it

Verum: yeah. she tried to kill me. she was cool after that though.

Mettafeld: "Hi there."

Hellaton: is also wearing dark red lipstick.

Hellaton: Hello.

Fellby: ((oh shit hey mv i was just about to go swimming

Verum: hey.

Hellaton: ((hi

Emb: ((hi slarv

Hellaton: ((ironic, bc youre fellby

Mettafeld: just imagine a mettaton that looks a lot like Jerry Seinfeld

Hellaton: is still himan

Hellaton: *human

Fellby: ((i'll be back in about 30 minutes, maybe an hour

Mettafeld: that doesn' tmatter

Hellaton: ((ok

Mettafeld: oh nvm

Emb: ((alright, bye chime

Mettafeld: wrong chat

Hellaton: ((cya

Mettafeld: ((bye chime

Fanta: there is a goat under the couch

Hellaton: ....Uh. Hi.

Poppy: ((Funny little detail))

Poppy: (( http://i.imgur.com/q7UI6eK.jpg ))

Hellaton: is clearly not a real human, and is very out of proportion.

Jeska or Jekon: looks under the couch

Mettafeld: "Seinfeld. Jerry Seinfeld."

Hellaton: ((her muscles know no bounds

Hellaton: I'm Hellaton.

Hellaton: It's... nice to meet you.

Poppy: Theres some kind of sniper under the couch with a tranquilizer gun at Poppy as well.

DamnDude: (( Is the goat playing with Laharl's sniper under the couch ))

Poppy: He's been there for two days.

Poppy: He waves.

Mettafeld: It's very obvious that this is a Mettaton that is convinced he is Seinfeld.

Mettafeld: "Likewise."

Hellaton: ...

Fanta: a tail is poofing out

Emb: ((brb

Fanta: well, given it's an infacouch, she's not close to him

Poppy: ((Its waluigi time in the plug))

Fanta: ((So

Fanta: ((I found another cool af tulpa trick

CryingEevee OOC: ((waluigi time))

Mettafeld: "..."

Hellaton: ((frisky i just noticed "dry vagina" thank u for remembering

Jeska or Jekon: grabs the tail and pulls

Hellaton: ....

Fanta: ((If I ask him, he remove feelings

Hellaton: sits at the bar.

Hellaton: ((remove depression

Fanta: ((I was climbing a 40 foot tall pole, and he took away fear, it was fucking awesome

Poppy: ((That sounds like it could become extremely dangerous))

Hellaton: ((holy fuck

Hellaton: ((thats cool

: ((yw mv

Poppy: ((Can he take away your sense of balance))

Fanta: ((No

Poppy: ((I want him to remove your sense of balance, and remove feeling in your ears))

Mettafeld: (( XD

Poppy: ((That'd be fucking hlarious))

Fanta: ((Like, emotions and shit

CryingEevee OOC: ((remove salt))

Poppy: ((Azzy try to make him trip over himself a shitton))

Poppy: ((You need your ears to balance, thats where you can start))

Fanta: (({Will do}

Emb: ((back

Emb: ((lol

Fanta: yelps, dood

Jeska or Jekon: what are you doing under the couch?

Fanta: "I wanted to sit on it, but I physically couldn't, dood"

Mettafeld: Mettafeld just takes out a keyboard from nowhere

Hellaton: ...

Jeska or Jekon: places her on the couch

Fanta: "Nice to see you dood"

Mettafeld: ...and starts playing the Seinfeld bassline.

Hellaton: Um.

Hellaton: Nice.

Verum: hey there.

: DamnDude's connection timed out.

Jeska or Jekon: you look....different

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Jeska or Jekon: I thought you weren't goop anymore

Mettafeld: "Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end."

Poppy: "..."

Fanta: nods

Mettafeld: these are quotes copypasted from google

Hellaton: .....

Hellaton: Uh.

Fanta: "Some wizard came in and did some stupid stuff, dood"

Fanta: "Hence the doods, dood"

Jeska or Jekon: oh

Mettafeld: "?"

Hellaton: .....You said something about, uh.... lipstick...

Jeska or Jekon: so you're different and you can't sit huh?

Mettafeld: "I did."

Fanta: "I do something different from everything I try to do, oood"

Mettafeld: i fucking dare you to call Mettafeld 'Mettaton'

Hellaton: ....Was that an insuld?

Jeska or Jekon: like what?

Jeska or Jekon: you sit on the couch and go under it instead?

Fanta: "I punched hywel in the dick, dood"

Jeska or Jekon: really? HA

Fanta: "I wanted to snuggle, dood"

Jeska or Jekon: HAHAHA

Mettafeld: "No."

Jeska or Jekon: Ha what a tool

Hellaton: Oh.... I'm sorry, I... get nervou.

Fanta: "Twice, dood. I can't control my actions.. dood"

Mettafeld: "I go out for a quart of milk and come back to see my son treating his body like an amusement park."

Hellaton: ......

Jeska or Jekon: maybe you should be restrained?

Hellaton: I'm going to exit this situation goodbye Mettaton

Fanta: "I dunno, dood"

Mettafeld: "...Jerry. Seinfeld."

Hellaton: goes over to the couch.

Hellaton: .......Sorry.

Verum: - He sits near Seinfeld. - hey.

Mettafeld: "I go around and people call me Mettaton. I still don't understand, what do you think I am, a fabulous pink robot?"

Emb: ((nearing 300 repeats

Mettafeld: Take noet that Mettafeld sounds exactly like Seinfeld.

Mettafeld: note*

Mettafeld: (( 300

CryingEevee OOC: ((tri you have a problem))

Mettafeld: (( fucking

Hellaton: ......Please look in a mirror.

Fanta: attempts to lean on jeska, and leans in the exact opposite way

Mettafeld: (( repeats

Emb: ((i have a problem

Fanta: flops over

Discoton: Discoton is your local functional mirror.

Jeska or Jekon: grabs her and pulls her up

Fanta: "Thanks, dood"

Emb: ((i'm going for 420 and then changing it

Jeska or Jekon: I take it you wanted to lean on me right

Emb: ((or 1000

Emb: ((or 1337

Mettafeld: He looks at Verum. "Hey."

Fanta: "Yep, dood"

CryingEevee OOC: ((or 666?))

Mettafeld: "Do I look like a fabulous pink robot to you?"

Fanta: ((666 kill chop deluxe

Emb: - is he a fabulous pink robot -

Jeska or Jekon: pulls her close

Jeska or Jekon: there

Mettafeld: yes

Verum: yes.

Fanta: smiles a bit and stays leaned

Verum: why do you ask?

Fanta: "It sucks, dood"

Jeska or Jekon: well we'll find a cure or something

Mettafeld: "...I hear Mettaton is a fabulous pink robot."

Verum: yep. i remember one from when i came here often.

Mettafeld: "People call me Mettaton. I'm not Mettaton. I'm Jerry Seinfeld, goddamnit."

Jeska or Jekon: bet you can't even bang like this huh?

Hellaton: ....

Fanta: "I exploded dood"

Poppy: ((SOMEONE PLEASE HELP))

Hellaton: You look like Mettaton, I'm sorry.

Poppy: ((THIS PLUG IS HELL))

Verum: you look like mettaton, so don't be bothered.

Fanta: ((Gtg

Emb: ((what?

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Emb: ((bye slarv

Poppy: ((DD IS POSTING NOTHING BUT WALUIGI HELP))

Emb: ((LOL

Poppy: ((WE ARE LISTENING TO WALUIGI SMASH MOUTH))

Hellaton: ((its waluigis birthday

CryingEevee OOC: ((too bad, waluigi time))

Emb: ((DD DO IT

: ((HELP

: ((I'M IN HELL

Emb: ((YOU TOO?

Poppy: ((its also ryu's birthday))

: ((YES

Emb: ((why are you in hell

Mettafeld: "I do?"

Hellaton: ((its the birthday of my other friend group

CryingEevee OOC: ((fight the wall of flesh))

: ((I'M LISTENING TO DD'S SHIT AS WEL

: ((WELL*

Mettafeld: "I refuse to believe this."

Hellaton: pulls out a mirror.

Mettafeld: "...I'm..."

Mettafeld: "I'm a fabulous pink robot...!"

Verum: yeah, you do look like mettaton. though i'll still call you seinfeld if you want.

Verum: or jerry.

Mettafeld: >jerry

Hellaton: I'll call you Seinfeld, I'm sorry I slipped up.

Emb: ((rip frisky

Emb: ((also frisky when is pmd

Mettafeld: "...Thank you..."

Mettafeld: "But I honestly think it's no use now."

Verum: no problem.

: ((-shruuuuuuuuugs-

Emb: ((fair enough

Hellaton: Alright. I'm sorry.

Mettafeld: "Just as useless as Apple products."

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: ((unless you want to do it with three people we wait for flame.

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Emb: ((oh yeh

CryingEevee OOC: ((pmd is almost always based on people rather than time))

Mettafeld: (( i'm going to make some shitty music with kiddie pianos

Mettafeld: (( and online drumpads

Mettafeld: (( I'll call it "Bloo's Shitshow Calamity"

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Hellaton: soghs, crossing his legs.

Emb: ((i think i'm gonna have to stop at 300 repeats

Emb: ((soghs

Mettafeld: (( soghs

CryingEevee OOC: ((okay, i may have made a permanent watch2gether room for cau.))

Emb: ((cool

Jeska or Jekon: ((now that verum is back I can totally send Jukon out on the date she promised him like 11 years ago

Jeska or Jekon: ((...oh wait

Emb: ((oh fuck

Emb: (([i]rip[/i]

Mettafeld: (( isn't verum like

Mettafeld: (( 28 now

Emb: ((27

Emb: ((actually probably 28

Jeska or Jekon: ((Jukon would be in her 30s

Mettafeld: (( how old is jeska

Emb: ((k yeah, verum is 28

CryingEevee OOC: (( https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/cau-ra4imf0xh8jk45rw link, hopefully it actually is permanent so we can put it in the sidebar for... whenever we would need it, i guess.))

Poppy: ((We're in a Plug tho))

Poppy: ((Plug is like, Watch2gether, but BETTER))

Jeska or Jekon: ((Jeska is 23

DamnDude: (( You realize Plug.Dj is basically watch together but we just prefer music, if you want videos we don't mind ))

Jeska or Jekon: ((and she has a lot more sex appeal than Jukon ever did

DamnDude: (( Well, Laharl and I started a war in plug.dj ))

DamnDude: (( It's now Kirby Block vs Pony Block ))

CryingEevee OOC: ((watch2gether is more for videos, yeah. i just generally prefer the system of watch2gether personally, but if we ever want to watch videos 2gether watch2gether is there))

: ((I'm watching in the sidelines

Poppy: ((Our hellish playlists fighting head to head))

DamnDude: (( #KirbyBlockIsBetter ))

Emb: ((my internet's fucking dying

Emb: ((damn this 1 fps

Emb: ((and inability to load anything

Jeska or Jekon: (hey bread

Hellaton: ((age differences are weird in cau bc gaster is eternally 39, mettaton is 79, and hellaton is 96

Mettafeld: (( height differences too kek

Hellaton: ((tru

Jeska or Jekon: ((well if one was immortal or had a prolonged life its not as weird

Hellaton: ((tru but thinking about it

Hellaton: ((their kids are six

Jeska or Jekon: ((but if metta kicked the bucket at 80s like a human would then its weird, cuz then Gaster is simply after MTT's money

CryingEevee OOC: ((WHY ARE PEOPLE FOLLOWING ME ON TWITTER))

Hellaton: ((yeah

: ((Hello))

Hellaton: ((hi

CryingEevee OOC: ((hai))

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Poppy: ((Starting off the pony block with 'princess celestia being deep'))