Dreamcaster: (( How the fuck are we going to execute this

Varik: ((i understand. and i don't know how much i can help))

Dreamcaster: (( We can't pull a fucking Grouptale

Cowboy kid: ((idk what the game is even gonna be like

Frisk: ((We can't pull a Juandertale

Dreamcaster: (( Juandertale's failure was a result of me being lazy as fuck and not being able to figure out how to execute it

Varik: ((well, the simplest thing to start withm would just be a grillby's we could all wander around as different characters))

Dreamcaster: (( Maybe it could just be

Dreamcaster: (( We use Undertale's map files

Frisk: ((Right

Dreamcaster: (( And then some characters just run around it

Dreamcaster: (( Custom maps can be plugged in

Emb: ((back

Frisk: ((We can use Grillby's map first

Emb: ((well, the problem is

Frisk: ((Then use custom maps

Frisk: ((And use custom sprites

Emb: ((if we want to go anywhere outside grillby's that doesn't have a custom map then...well

Emb: ((rip

Frisk: ((Snowdin

Cowboy kid: ((can gamemaker engine be used in multiplayer?

Dreamcaster: (( I'm not sure if it can

Emb: ((snowdin will be ez

Frisk: ((There's Snowdin, y'know that, rigbt Tri

Frisk: ((right*

Emb: ((yes

Varik: ((we need something that can be lan compatable))

Dreamcaster: (( I could make this in love2d + lua

Dreamcaster: (( The whole problem is server hosting

Barchar: (how do we make the infinicouch work though)

Emb: ((oh uhm

Barchar: (we don't have the same layout as grillby's)

Emb: ((the couch is a storage system...............?

Varik: ((like i said, hamachi could work for hosting))

Barchar: (what about the characters)

Frisk: ((Nah

Emb: ((it stores characters

Emb: ((okay

Cowboy kid: ((multiplayer rpg/walking simulator

Varik: ((it least temp))

Frisk: ((We need to make the actual Grillby's

Cowboy kid: ((with chat

Frisk: ((That means

Frisk: ((Editing it

Barchar: (i mean, we could only have so many)

Dreamcaster: (( There's shit like arcs too

Emb: ((we could also not have infinicouch

Emb: ((just couch

Dreamcaster: (( I feel like there'll have to be multiple 'rooms' for different situations

Frisk: ((Slarv is making a fucking game

Varik: ((obviously, you'd have to make the sprite and then it'd be plugged in somehow for characters. and as for arcs, well, let's start small))

Frisk: ((He can put in his rooms

Frisk: ((Arcs would take a long, long ass time

Emb: ((i'm fairly sure this is impossible simply because of arcs, and going places we haven't been to

Barchar: (and making charactrs)

Dreamcaster: (( https://msparp.com/caudev

Varik: ((well, this is all just ideas.))

Emb: ((nah characters are easy

Dreamcaster: (( arcs seem to be out of the question

Barchar: (how are they easy)

Emb: ((just make a few 8 bit sprites

Emb: ((done

Barchar: (Okay)

Barchar: (what if you can't sprite very well)

Barchar: (and need to make new ones)

Emb: ((someone makes the sprites

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Dreamcaster: (( Well that was a fucking flop

Fanta: ((Why are we talking about me

Fanta: ((Also i got a pidgeot with 443 to fuck a gym with

Emb: ((cool

Frisk: ((Niceeee

Emb: ((i don't remember what my pidgeot's CP was

Fanta: ((Evolved it today

Dreamcaster: (( https://love2d.org/wiki/Tutorial:Networking_with_UDP

Fanta: ((I'm using love2d, not that I've started coding stuff yet

Dreamcaster: (( I've used love2d in multiple projects

Dreamcaster: ( Usually I use moonscript

Frisk: ((dreams are movies that live in your head, every night when you sleep in your bed

Frisk: ((you can have a dream about riding a horse

Frisk: ((or you can dream about drowning in oil

Dreamcaster: (( ink**

Fanta: ((Looks like someone's having a bad dream!

Frisk: ((Gotta go, bye

Cowboy kid: ((cya

Varik: ((bai))

Dreamcaster: (( http://moonscript.org/

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: ))I figured I should tell you guys some things

Varik: ((oh?))

: I might not be here today, or tomorrow, or for a while

: My mom's drug addiction has gone out of control, she pulled a knife on my father.

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Emb: ((oh...

Varik: ((oh.))

: So, me and him are leaving to go live with my grandparents for a while.

Barchar: (holy fucking shit laharl)

Emb: ((well...i hope everything ends well

: I'll try to keep in touch with you guys, but things are going bad.

Fanta: ((Oh shit

Barchar: (what the fuck)

: I'll try to make it here to be Miyu and stuff for the arcs, of course.

Dreamcaster: ((Shit dude

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Barchar: (dude, [i]your life is falling apart from under you[/i])

Barchar: (you do not need to feel obligated to be around for this shit)

: I've got about 45 minutes before my grandparents get here to pick us up, because my mom refuses to give us the keys.

Barchar: (your happiness and wellbeing are more important than our arcs)

Barchar: (that said, I guess that being here might at least help improve your happiness a bit)

: I'd like to apologize to Slarv for this tho, cause I might end up not being able to do arcs every now and then

Barchar: (I'm just saying, don't worry fi you can't make it)

Emb: ((no need to apologize

Barchar: (just be glad when you can)

Emb: ((we understand

Varik: ((yeah, there's little you can do about it))

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Barchar: (look dude, if you have problems, especially ones this serious)

Varik: ((if you can't come, you can't come))

Barchar: (you shouldn't apologize for us for not being able to make it)

Barchar: (we should apologize to you for making you think we're more important than getting your shit together)

Fanta: ((Yeah, it's completely ok. You need to do what you need to do irl before anything on here

Emb: ((your life is more important than this roleplay

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Varik: ((well, now that that seems to have passed))

Barchar: (especially when it';s so fucked up rn)

Varik: ((nevermind))

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Pleinair: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "..."

Varik: ((oh, but you're still here.))

Varik: ...

Cowboy kid: ...

Cowboy kid: ((triple dots are fin

Cowboy kid: ((fun*

Varik: ((i call it loud silence))

Emb: ((i call it disappointment or quietness when alone, unsureness when at the beginning of a sentence, and sadness when at the end of a sentence

Cowboy kid: ((and a disaproving stare when said in reaction to something

Emb: ((aka disappointment, but yeah

Emb: ((also alone when in defeat

Varik: adjusts his chest plate. which btw is constantly making large ammounts of heat given it's called "sol armor"

Cowboy kid: ((triple dots are very versatile

Emb: ((triple dots are amazing

Emb: ((all hail ellipses

Varik: ((and i over use them!))

Emb: ((nah, cau overuses them

Varik: ((i'm a part of cau.))

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Pleinair: "..."

Varik: ((so are you))

Emb: ((..

Pleinair: Pleinair is the god of elipses

Emb: ((true

Emb: ((fuck two dots though

Fanta: is still pet

Cowboy kid: ...

Fanta: ((I'm gonna binge the zero escape series soon

Varik: ((don't let varik into any arcs. he'd be extremely op what with his sword that can tear the fabric of reality))

Emb: ((unless power is limited in the arc, of course

Fanta: ((It's gonna be hard when I already know we're on the gODdAMN MOOD

Fanta: *Moon

Varik: ((well, yeah, unless you can limit it in context))

Emb: ((also i'm reconsidering if i want to do bastion arc. i really want to do [i]any[/i] arc but idk about bastion

Cowboy kid: ((bastion is only op if you suck a the game

Emb: ((i meant

Emb: ((pls

Emb: ((bastion the game

Pleinair: btw frisk died today

Emb: ((yep

Cowboy kid: ((and then became an anget

Varik: ((yep))

Emb: ((anget

Cowboy kid: ((angel*

Cowboy kid: ((wowie i cant spell

Varik: ((aw, and if it wasn't in the netherworld i could've brought in the SV! gaster))

Emb: ((rip

Varik: ((that would've been perfect actually))

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He lazily keeps watching Tv.-

Varik: ((now frisk's soul might be permanantly disgaea...ified))

Pleinair: "..."

Pleinair: ((Up to Frisky))

Varik: can we change the channel? this is just someone staring.

Emb: Sadly it can't change. But I'm glad I'm not the only person who wants it gone.

Cowboy kid: ((the best undertale ost song imo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGatO6vMPqw

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Emb: ((wut

Pleinair: CK do you do anything but meme

Emb: ((oh yeah that's a meme

Varik: ((i don't think they do))

Cowboy kid: ((i also breath, and eat

Emb: ((gj

Cowboy kid: ((but thats basicly it

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Emb: ((now i f---oh nvm i remember

Varik: hey kid, you never said your name.

Emb: Oh, I apologize. I'm Emb.

Emb: Nice to meet you.

Barchar: "Sorry. Me and Asriel are kinda trapped in it."

Emb: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IF_dlHg3AM0 is the best

Pleinair: "..."

Pleinair: Is barchar just watching it because an Asriel is watching it

Varik: ((i prefer this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9aQiw4TKe8 ))

Barchar: "As for how literal I'm being? I honestly. Don't. Know."

Barchar: no

Barchar: she actually explained two of the reasons earlier, i dunno if you were there

Pleinair: right

Varik: emb, huh? nice to meet you.

Emb: ((i like this too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VI3eWXsWbNI

Pleinair: Putting a D.Va's mech to sleep with Ana is fucking adorable

: ((How do you put a mech to sleep btw))

Pleinair: Like, D.Va just presses buttons to try to get it back online

: ((Oh that is adorable))

Barchar: and also the possibility that Plenair actually has that mind control ability and it just works on her for osme reason

Varik: ((how can you put a mech to sleep?))

Barchar: (sleep dart/emp?)

Emb: (([s]yes?[/s]

Pleinair: ((It's totally an EMP))

Pleinair: ((It works on the training bots and Bastion))

Barchar: (it's both)

: ((How does it work on humans then))

Barchar: (a sleep dart with an emp attached)

: ((Tahts stupid))

Barchar: (when you're going to be fighting both humans and robots)

Barchar: (how is it stupid)

Pleinair: ((Maybe she's old and has two different types of darts loaded in pill sorting things))

Pleinair: ((And fires a certain one using a different trigger from her gun each shot))

Emb: (([sub]mfw i don't know overwatch well[/sub]

Barchar: (for the record it's not canon just my thoughtz)

Varik: ((mfw i don't have overwatch))

Emb: ((i also don't have overwatch

Varik: ((i would get it, if i had the muns))

: ((Well))

: ((What if you hit the wrong target))

Pleinair: ((Ana has a 1% chance to accidently fire a nana boost instead of a tranquilizer because she's getting old))

: ((It would still put them to sleep, regardless of what trigger they pulled))

Pleinair: ((I JUST GOT THE JOKE))

Pleinair: ((NANO BOOST))

Pleinair: ((NANA BOOST))

: ((Wow))

: ((That's))

Barchar: (probably unintentional)

Varik: ...what even is this channel supposed to be? it IS just someone staring.

Emb: It's the only channel. We got the TV sent to us by...well, that girl.

Pleinair: "..."

Emb: And now there's a few people that got absorbed by it.

Varik: absorbed?

Emb: Mentally.

Varik: ah.

Varik: then what if i do this? *Varik tried Timestop α on the TV!*

Pleinair: You just, timestopped Pleinair.

Emb: - yep -

Pleinair: Which does jack shit, as she continues staring.

Pleinair: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Why are you doing things to the TV?"

Varik: huh, that should work on inanimate objects.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "One was already destroyed yesterday."

Emb: - I'm pretty sure what was meant was that it worked, but it didn't...really change much -

Varik: i won't break it like this.

Barchar: "First off, it's more a portal than a TV.'

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Please don't. It was a gift to this timeline from her."

Varik: tried sleepstun α on the tv!

Barchar: "Second off, freezing a mostly still image is silly."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Oh."

Pleinair: Pleinair just.

Pleinair: Falls out of her chair, asleep

Barchar: "Hm."

Varik: heh.

Emb: ...

Pleinair: Asshole.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Bad, bad idea."

Pleinair: [1 Damage]

Emb: Well, I mean.

Barchar: "I think that's the most interesting thing she's done."

Barchar: "Oh, also"

Emb: Now we're just staring at their wall.

Emb: So.

Barchar: "She'll probably come try to murder you out of an instinctie counter system built inot her dimension."

Pleinair: Counter!

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Good luck."

Pleinair: Varik gets punched by a fist that is way too fucking fast, through the TV.

Emb: ((wowie

Varik: ((IT WAS ASTATUS MOVE NOT AN ATTACK))

Emb: ((true

Pleinair: ((Pleinair and Ninjas are the only characters that can dodge and counter magic))

Emb: ((but to be fair

Emb: ((if you put someone to sleep while they're on a swing, and they fall off the swing and get hurt, it's your fault still

Pleinair: ((Because they have special evasion algorithms that make them BROKEN AS FUCK))

Varik: got hurt and collapsed.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You good?"

Emb: Wh---well.

Emb: Are you okay?

Varik: ...

Barchar: "He'll live."

Barchar: "Probably."

Pleinair: Pleinair sits back in her chair.

Pleinair: "..."

Varik: ((got hurt and collapsed means he was defeated, but not dead))

Emb: ((okay

Emb: ((i don't see how a single fist does that tho

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Does he need medical help?"

: ((YOU))

Varik: ((i assume pleinar is max level))

: ((IT CAN.))

Varik: ((and varik's stats SUCK))

Emb: ((oh okay

Pleinair: ((Pleinair is the level you get her before you revruit her in D2.))

Pleinair: ((Doesn't make much of a difference, she's still level 3000.))

Emb: ((damn

Varik: ((someone get this bounty hunter a cup of lifenoodles))

Barchar: "Aaand, there it is."

Emb: ((too bad i brb

Barchar: "I honestly think she might have some sort of hypnotic ability. I don't know if she's doing it intentionally, but still."

Emb: ((i will do that soon

Pleinair: Varik is kind of, dying on the floor I assume.

Varik: ((he's in the defeated state))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...You think Pleinair has a healing spell?"

Pleinair: She doesn't even use fists but Disgaea Character>Earthbound Hack Character in terms of stats.

Pleinair: Pleinair starts with Tetra Heal.

Emb: ((back

Varik: ((especially vs varik, varik has terrible stats))

Barchar: stands up. "I'll get him some monter food."

Emb: ...Okay.

Barchar: comes back with some ramen, pouring it into his mouth.

Pleinair: ((Contrast Pleinair, who is fucking overpowred))

Barchar: cooked it, of course, she's not a fucking barbarian

Pleinair: ((Her massive Speed, Evasion, and HIT make her perfect to use guns))

Varik: that's not lifenoodles but since it's monster food it does enough to bring him back up!

Varik: ugh...

Barchar: "You doin' alright, Varik?"

Varik: no. gah, that was just one punch...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "She fucked you up."

Pleinair: If Pleinair had an expression. It'd be 'what did you expect'

Emb: Well.

Varik: gets back up

Asriel_Dreemurr: "This show is great."

Emb: You know what? You guys enjoy your TV. I have an idea.

Barchar: "I agree, and that terrifies me a bit."

Varik: puts a hand on the planet buster, tempted to put it to use.

Barchar: "Coolio."

Emb: Varik, follow me.

Emb: - She leaves. -

Varik: huh? alright.

Varik: follows

Emb: - Through the normal doors that is -

Varik: *after picking up his shield, of course*

Pleinair: Use that planet buster and she'll use Tetra Star.

Emb: - They come to her town. She's greeted by noises that don't sound like greetings to someone who doesn't understand them. -

Varik: puts his hand on the planet buster's hilt

Pleinair: AD knows what Tetra Star is.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Yes.-

Pleinair: You don't want to be on the other end of Tetra Star.

Emb: Don't worry, this is my town.

Emb: They sound aggressive but they're just saying hi.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Yes he does.-

Varik: takes his hand off of the hilt "if you say so"

Emb: - They reach a store. She takes a TV. - Can you carry this?

Varik: probably.

Emb: Alright, could you do so please?

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Varik: picks up the tv

Pleinair: It's just, gonna switch to Netherworld News the moment it's hooked up to cable.

Pleinair: You know this, right?

Emb: pays as much as the TV costs to the store owner, and then leaves---really

Emb: - fucking -

Emb: - dammit -

Varik: ((you should've expected this))

Pleinair: "..."

Emb: - okay, I still have an idea -

Varik: what're we gonna do with this?

Emb: Use it so we don't have to watch the staring girl.

Varik: uhh, wouldn't just be hooked up to the same channels? well, channel.

Varik: *wouldn't it

Emb: ...Oh. Well, we could bring it to a different timeline.

Emb: - :) -

DamnDude: (( "We're gonna have a timeline specifically for watching TV!" ))

Emb: ((kind of, yeah

Pleinair: "..."

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He keeps watching the nothingness.-

Emb: enters the bar and puts in a completely random code.

Emb: - Into the anydoor -

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She's eating.-

Varik: follows

Pleinair: You enter the furry timeline.

Pleinair: Clearly.

Emb: - Srs -

: ((Clearly))

Pleinair: The FUCK did you expect from a random code?

Emb: - Literally anything else -

Emb: - There's infinite results, why should I have expected one result -

Barchar: "I can tell what you're doing."

Pleinair: "..."

Emb: What am I doing?

Barchar: "Maybe try a timeline we ACTUALLY know? Like, I don't know. Gaston, or something?"

Barchar: "Trying to set up a different timeline for the tv so that we can see something other than the plenair show starring plenair."

Emb: leaves the badness timeline. "Okay."

Pleinair: It's the News.

Varik: just puts down the tv in the bar. "yeah, you really should've thought this through before buying a tv"

Pleinair: I mean, they just need a new newscaster.

Emb: Well.

Emb: - It's ONLY the news, can we watch another damn show -

Emb: - jesus -

Varik: ((well it's a tv from the netherworld. maybe it's only the news as a form of punishment))

Emb: - why the fuck would we be punished -

Pleinair: Damn right, shoulda won a Celestian TV.

Barchar: "Well, if you want to watch anime with only one actor?"

Barchar: "Go ahead."

Barchar: "Otherwise?"

Barchar: "We're fucked."

Pleinair: There's something in the couch cushion near AD.

Emb: puts in another random code. She believes.

Emb: - Fuck. -

Pleinair: It's a remote.

Emb: - You. -

Barchar: MAKE IT IN GASTION DAMMIT

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He takes it.-

Emb: - gastion -

Emb: - actually, gastion makes sense -

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Hey, look at that."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "There was a remote this whole time."

Emb: Okay.

Varik: ((why doesn't the tv have any controls then?))

Emb: ((Fucking exactly

Emb: ((also, you said the remote was thrown away, basically

Pleinair: grandparents are here

Pleinair: bye

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: ((bye))

: ((Rip))

Varik: ((i hope everything works out for him))

Emb: ((bye

Emb: ((i hope so too

Varik: well i hope you have something you can do with that tv you bought.

Emb: Sure.

Varik: sits back down

Fanta: has been in the floof pile all day

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Fellby: ((shit, i just missed laharl

Barchar: (oops)

Fellby: ((i wanted to let him know i'm rooting for him

Varik: ((yeah, but varik's back))

Fellby: ((and that if he needs to take some time off, he should do so

Varik: ((do with that what you will))

Emb: ((also frisk died

Varik: ((and became an angel))

Emb: ((yeah

Varik: ((thanks to disgaea))

Varik: ((and may or may not have a disgaea soul now))

Fellby: ((i was thinking about doing an arc with a character from my old arc

Fanta: ((Ok

Barchar: ([s]nyarlthotep[/s])

Fanta: ((So in klonoa, there's this made up language called phantomilian

Fellby: ((It'd be another passive arc - no fighting

Fanta: ((Which all the VAs speak

Fanta: ((And they had a level in klonoa 2 where they got a pop singer

Fanta: ((And she sang a fucking song in phantominian while you snowboarded

Emb: ((what does dloqwy mean

Fanta: ((https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY_6jipjKyY the result is this

Fanta: ((It's both annoying as fuck and catchy at the same time

Fellby: ((wait, dloqwy?

Emb: ((if the singing didn't exist it'd be cool

Emb: ((yes

Barchar: (i like the idea for another passive arc)

Fellby: ((that's my misspell of flowey

Barchar: (and dloqwy was a major mispelling of flowey)

Emb: ((passive arcs are cool

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Emb: ((no, it was slarv's

Barchar: (which as made a lot of jokes)

Fellby: ((No, it was mine

Emb: ((it was yours?

Barchar: (i thought it might have been mine tbh it's been a bit)

Fellby: ((I put my hands on the wrong spot on the keyboard

Emb: ((oh okay

Fanta: is still in the goat pile

Varik: ((i do that a lot, but i usually correct it))

Emb: ((slarv can you confirm

Fanta: ((It was chime

DamnDude: meme (( It was Chime in Slarv's arc ))

Emb: ((alright i'm a dum then

Dloqwy: (( shit ))

Emb: ((meme

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Dloqwy: (( Shh ))

Fanta: ((By the way to get some good shit you'll need to bring a kid into the strip club

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Emb: ((wh

Emb: ((uh

Fellby: ((oh boy guess whose got a redbubble

Fellby: ((mortis ghost does

DamnDude: (( What is your definition of kid? ))

Emb: ((sweet

Fanta: ((Clearly under 18

Fellby: ((http://www.redbubble.com/fr/people/mortisghost?ref=artist_title_name

Fanta: ((Aka not Ed

Emb: ((so

DamnDude: (( Shit ))

Emb: ((emb and miyu are the only ones?

Fanta: ((Sunny would work

Fanta: ((Maybe AD

Emb: ((oh yeah but bio doesn't exist

Varik: sets his shield down because who wants to just hold a shield all the time?

: ((AD is not 18

: ((But is very soon))

Fanta: ((Does he look like a smol

: ((No))

Emb: ((fuk

Fanta: ((Sheit

Emb: ((hello darkness my old friend

Emb: ((i've come to talk with you again

: ((I mean))

: ((We could use a potion to make someone a smol))

: ((Unless you don't want that))

: ((Cause ts a deus ex machina))

: Its*

Fanta: ((I don't care what you do

Emb: ((i'll do it

Emb: ((i guess

Fanta: ((So long as there's a smol child there, because that's the trigger for the event

Varik: ((so, lemme get this straight, there's just a vending machine that just dispenses potions, right?))

Barchar: (if it's still the scp)

Fellby: ((any liquid you want

Barchar: (it dispenses ANYTHING)

: ((Except black holes))

Varik: ((wait, why do we have an scp?))

: ((Liquid black holes))

Varik: ((how did we get an scp?))

Fellby: ((slarv

Barchar: (because we had a mini-arc about scps in the bar)

Emb: ((how would liquid black holes work

Barchar: (the vending machine is the only one that's stuck around)

Fanta: ((Secure contain pillows

Barchar: (poorly)

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Emb: ((brb

Varik: ... ((here i am, trying to stay in character))

: ((How do we sneak a child into strip club))

Emb: ((fuck i almost said "love you" to a stranger

: (("..."))

Barchar: ([s]muffet hides her in her gargantuan breasts[/s])

: (("I'm eighteen I swear."))

Emb: (([s]jesus christ[/s]

Varik: ((almost rip))

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Fanta: ((With a fake id duh

Varik: ((amy?))

Emb: (("this is a real id, and i am not a child"

Emb: (("k go in"

: (("You look like you're seven."

Amy: ((she was in my previous arc. let me find a picture of her.

: (("No u"

Fanta: ((It would work better with AD

: (("WELL DAMN WITH THISE BURNS STEP RIGHT IN."))

Emb: ((okay

: ((Why would he do it though))

Emb: ((why would emb do it

: ((Will he just go "HEY, LET ME BE A CHILD BEFORE WE GO TO A STRIP CLUB LOLOLOL."

Emb: ((unless she was told that she had to go in for an event, of course

Fanta: ((Idk, frisk does a funi

Emb: ((and even then she'd be reluctant but

Fanta: ((It's up to you doods

: ((Frisk can do the funny actually))

Fanta: (("Hah get smolled"

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He unexpectedly watching The Pleinair show.-

: He's*

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She gon get payback for his poor taste.-

Amy: ((okay here's amy http://66.media.tumblr.com/d9beee17a3da5c49d808ad66c6db22d5/tumblr_o7p7e792BW1uggan1o2_r1_500.png

Emb: ((cool

Varik: ((cool))

Barchar: frisk is lucky, plenair's insidious hypnotic plot doesn't work on her

Barchar: who knows why it works on barchar i guess just cause she's weird

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She comes back with a liquid.-

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She goes to barchar.-

Barchar: "...Hi."

Barchar: "Do not splash that in my face."

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Do hunk I can get him to drink this?"

Barchar: "That would be rude."

: Think*

Barchar: "Oh. Maybe?"

Frisk_Dreemurr: "What? Now, I wouldn't."

: No*

Varik: (("Do hunk"))

Amy: walks in, wearing a soft green hoodie. For some reason she's barefoot.

Barchar: "[s]I mean he's not that good looking[/s] Worth a shot."

Emb: ((brb...again...for phone

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She pouts some into a glass of soda, and gives it to Asriel. He drinks it. Fucking idiot.-

Varik: ((i have been hit with truth "When you think about it, ancient egyptians were just a bunch of furries."))

: ((Why tho))

Emb: Hello.

Varik: ((because their gods have animal heads))

DamnDude: (( Well, LBP is about to go down shit creek even further. ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He suddenly turns into an eleven year old-looking gote.-

Emb: ((lbp?

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...The fuck."

Varik: ...

Emb: ...

Barchar: smirks

Fanta: chuckles

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Frisskk?"

DamnDude: (( Little Big Planet, for the entire series they're shutting down the Japanese servers. ))

Emb: ((dam

Frisk_Dreemurr: "...Yeeeess?"

Varik: good to see things aren't any more sane than before...

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Frisk, why did... Why?"

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Because you're addicted to that show. You need to stop."

DamnDude: (( They're also shutting Down US LBPK and LBP psp servers, which to say the least won't be missed ))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Why?"

Frisk_Dreemurr: "..."

Amy: orders a cup of hot water. Grillby refuses her order.

DamnDude: (( But one of the games they are shutting down servers for in Japan is only 2 years old, and contains the majority of good levels. ))

DamnDude: (( and Japan contains* ))

Fanta: "I see you've learned how to use the drink machine"

Emb: ...

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Frisk_Dreemurr: "Yep."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I swear."

Varik: what's this about a drink machine? ((varik just butts into conversations i guess))

Asriel_Dreemurr: "A few nights ago I had to go to a casino. You're lucky that we aren't doing anything now."

Barchar: "Look, Frisk, I'm beginning to think this might not be all his fault."

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Well, to be fair, I also thought it would be cute and funny, barchar."

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Barchar: "Agreed."

Amy: looks over. "Whuzup with the drink machine?"

Barchar: "But nevertheless, something about this is making me think that there might be something actually happening that we're not getting."

Barchar: "Think about it. For me, liking the show akes sense. It's visual white noise, far better th anything that actually tries to be entertaining.'

Barchar: "But she has a huge, inexplicable fanbase of people who aren't omnipotent ghost girls. Of, as far as i can tell, mostly males."

Emb: They have magic.

Barchar: "It's possible that she might genuinely have some strange, hypnotic ability. I don't know how it works, or how intentionally she's doing it."

Barchar: "But nevertheless."

Frisk_Dreemurr: "...Oh, wow..."

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Oh well, too late."

Varik: ((fun fact, originally HERO was going to be a varik that just killed andonuts without going into andonut's magicant. he would've been VERY violent))

Varik: ((but then i realized that was a bad idea to have a super violent character))

Cowboy kid: ((But ultraviooence is fun

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Barchar: "Eh."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "I hate."

Barchar: "I'm sure he'll be fine."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Everything."

Balrog: [color=#4a331b](( The hell did you say chump? ))[/color]

Varik: ((correction, a super violent character that has the planet buster))

DamnDude: (( Alright fair enough ))

Fanta: pats his head from her gote pile

Fanta: if she can reach

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Fanta don't encourage this."

Asriel_Dreemurr: "Frisk how long?"

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Varik: ((hai))

Frisk_Dreemurr: "...Afyer you wake up you'll be fine."

Emb: ((hello

Fanta: ((Ey

Barchar: "And If you have a fast metabolism. Or i get an antidote."

Yazan: (oi

Fanta: "You're so smol"

Fanta: she eyes hywel with an evil smile

Amy: decides to investigate the machine herself. Only, she's not getting up. Or turning her head for that matter.

Frisk_Dreemurr: "No antidote."

Hywel: "Fanta, what?"

Amy: -The room seems to fill with some sort of... feeling.-

Emb: ...

Varik: ((i don't even know where the machine is))

Emb: attempts to ignore it.

Barchar: "With that machine?"

Varik: ...

Barchar: "There's an antidote."

Amy: ((i figure it's near the door.

Fanta: ((https://images-1.discordapp.net/.eJwFwcsNwyAMANBdGADzd5wNOkJzQwSRSCQgcNVDld373k98RhWrOJj7XAH2c6Y2djm5jViyLK2VmmM_p0ztgsgc03HlmydoT5oWTxQQrfNIBoyyfnEKlbM6oDJo4RvD6623KvtdxPMHJgoigw.VCUhk_zV4cVVxtiqh6iIRMb47Fc.png?width=325&height=299

Fanta: "Just getting ideas"

Fanta: is still petting him and azalea

Barchar: also doesn't care much. Eh. She's used to people doing and seeing things they shouldn't be. I mean...

Barchar: is barchar

Asriel_Dreemurr: "What ideas?!@

Amy: -The machine spits out a cup of hot water, which then proceeds to float over to where Amy's sitting.-

Barchar: "Telekinesis. Neat."

Amy: Yeah.

Emb: Hmm.

Varik: ...huh.

Amy: pulls out a teabag and puts in the water.

Hywel: "Yeah, what ideas?"

Varik: ((am i like, one of the few people to actually use custon colors rather than presets?))

Fanta: "You'll see"

Hywel: "Oka- no."

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Amy: ((corsi's got a custom color

Hywel: "No no."

Balrog: [color=#4a331b](( The text color is a custom color ))[/color]

Emb: ((i use customs

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Hellaton: ((all of mine are custom

Fanta: is basically making this face http://imgur.com/gpZMbhD

Amy: ((hey there mv

Varik: ((hai mv))

Emb: ((hello mv

Hellaton: ((yo

Varik: ((i brought varik back))

Hywel: "Fanta."

Emb: ((also frisk died

Barchar: (also frisk died and was reincarnated as an angel from disgaea)

Hywel: "No."

Hellaton: ((i missed it, damn

Varik: ((varik looks exactly like how he was when he stopped comming))

Fanta: "Not now"

Fanta: "Not tomorrow"

Fanta: "But someday"

Amy: ((i just realized i'm typing a lot of Amy's accent out

Hellaton: ((welcome to my world

Amy: ((i mean, her first language isn't any human language

Hellaton: enters the bar, minus a leather jacket

Hellaton: ((tru

Amy: ((so if she really lapses into it it sounds like she's drunk

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Howdy."

Emb: Hello.

Hywel: "Hello."

Hellaton: Hhi...

Varik: hey there met-... uh, hey.

Hellaton: is wearing the new ring.

Hellaton: ....

Amy: S', anyway, fire... guy. How much for a room.

Fanta: "Howdy"

Hellaton: Iii'm not hihim.

Hellaton: I'm... Iiii'm Hellaton. Sosorry about thhhhe confufusion.

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Hellaton: ((yee haw

Cowboy kid: ((Yee haw

Varik: ...

Grillby: -He slides out a list off room rates.-

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Hellaton: gives a very awkward smile. Yes, his teeth show, yes, I'm trash.

Amy: Thank.

Fanta: ((thank

Emb: ((thank

Emb: ((mr skeltal

Varik: ((thank

Hellaton: ((i say thank sometimes

Varik: ((i always say thank unless it's to someone irl))

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Hellaton: ......

Amy: looks over the list, then gets up. "Scuse me for a moment." She leaves, out the regular door.

Varik: ...

Hellaton: ...

Emb: ...

Emb: ((almost 5:00, hype

Fanta: ((Oh yeah it is

Amy: ((what's at five - oh yeah

Cowboy kid: ((Past 5 for me

Fanta: puts her head inbetween hywel's horns

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Amy: ((i'm gonna ask mom about dinner

Cowboy kid: ((Im from the future

Emb: ((okay

Hellaton: ((its 5:38

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Emb: ((my time is 4:38 and i share slarv's time

Emb: ((so

Hywel: "Awesome."

Varik: ((same timezone for me as well))

Varik: ((time zones are funny at times like when i was in 2015 while my friend was in 2016))

Hellaton: ((iktf

Fanta: "What's awesome"

Emb: ((when you watch the countdown for new years and then it hits 12:00 you've been watching tv all year

Hellaton: ((tru

Hywel: "When you put your head there."

Amy: ((okay, looks like dinner's gonna be leftovers

Fanta: "Well yeah"

Fanta: scratches him, careful of her hands

Hellaton: ..

Hywel: "Mostly because u like my head being here. Although... Probably here isn't the best place."

Amy: walks in, with a bag of gold.

Emb: ...Huh.

Hellaton: ....

: I*

: Not u

Amy: places it on the counter. "This should be enough for a month."

Fanta: "Ok"

Fanta: puts her head on his shoulder

Hywel: -He pets her, and the sleeping Azalea.-

Fanta: pets him, and the sleeping azalea

Amy: "I will be moving my things here later."

Emb: ...Well, welcome to the bar.

Hellaton: Wwwelcome...

Emb: ((i'mma do a run of nt, bc i suck enough that it won't be 14 minutes long

Varik: ((mfw i realize Tri's characters are like, the ones who have interacted with varik the most.))

Varik: ((i think))

Amy: turns around. "T' name's Amy."

Hellaton: ...Hhi.

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He is still a miffed 11 year old looking gote.-

Hellaton: Iii'm Hellaton...

Cowboy kid: ((Yee haw

Varik: hey, name's varik.

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Hellaton: Nnice to meeeeeeet you.

Hellaton: gives a polite bow.

Amy: Guess it's nice to meet you too.

Hellaton: ...Um. Sssorry... abobout... a lilittle while ago...

Blonde: walks in, humming something or other. "Hey, all."

MC Mettaton: -enters the room gracefuk as fuck

Blonde: gracefuk

Hellaton: ...

Varik: (("gracefuk as fuck"))

Blonde: "...Uh, hi. You're another mettaton, then?"

Hellaton: glares at MCttaton.

Amy: finishes her tea and throws her cup away, from across the room. It gets in perfectly.

Hellaton: goes as far away from MCttaton as possible.

: Yazan [Yazan] is now Master of Ceremonies Mettaton [MC Mettaton].

Varik: ... ((great, when doopliss isn't here))

MC Mettaton: fiddle dee daa fiddle doo daa

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Amy: Oi, is the singing robot normal?

Varik: looks about as normal as this place gets.

Hellaton: ...

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MC Mettaton: FUCK NO IM STRESSED OUT

Hellaton: Jujust keep hiiiikeekeep him away from me.

Amy: doesn't even flinch.

Varik: instinctively puts a hand on the planet buster's hilt

Emb: ((don't spam rebel active on big dog

Emb: ((back

Varik: ((hai))

Emb: ((i got caught by a bullet after big dog died

Emb: ((rip

Varik: ((i hate getting hit by stray bullets))

MC Mettaton: I've lost another actor!

Varik: "another"? you mean you lose actors often?

Amy: How'd he die?

Emb: snaps back to reality.

MC Mettaton: the dreaded mobile game pokemon go

Emb: ...What?

Emb: ((LOL

Amy: ... Mh.

MC Mettaton: walked on to oncoming traffic

Barchar: "makes sense."

Emb: ((ah

Blonde: "Actors, huh?"

MC Mettaton: he didn't even die gracefully

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's eleven-looking for now.-

MC Mettaton: ((thought he was 15

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He is 17, but frisk drugged him and now he looks eleven.-

Varik: ((Frisk_Dreemurr not just frisk))

Emb: ((then you're cryingeevee184 not CE

Varik: ((well, we have someone JUST called frisk))

Frisk_Dreemurr: -This one.-

MC Mettaton: is there anyone who can take their place

Barchar: (it's kind of an important distinction dude)

Emb: ((oh true

Hellaton: Whhho cares.

Varik: ((at least Frisk_D))

Blonde: "What are we talking about?"

Amy: ... I guess I could. Could be fun.

Amy: ((http://66.media.tumblr.com/d9beee17a3da5c49d808ad66c6db22d5/tumblr_o7p7e792BW1uggan1o2_r1_500.png

Barchar: (AD and FD)

Amy: ((that's amy for ref

Blonde: "I mean, acting."

Hellaton: ((nice

MC Mettaton: Hmm you might be perfect

Blonde: "Obviously."

Blonde: "But for what?"

MC Mettaton: ever been to war?

Amy: Oh, buddy, you don't know the half of it.

Emb: ((5:00 hype

Varik: ((i really wish i could have doopliss here. but i have a condition where i don't like having two of my characters here at once))

MC Mettaton: then follow!

Amy: 'Right.

MC Mettaton: rolls to the anydoor

Amy: sort of... floats to her feet.

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Emb: ((mfw i see "undertale against humanity" rip

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Blonde: "...Huh."

MC Mettaton: so heres the sit tep

Amy: -At full height she's around 6'7".-

MC Mettaton: rep*

Varik: ((CaU is far better than UaH))

MC Mettaton: you are part of a refugee group that boarded a military space cruiser. You're best friend has become the top pilot and the ship depends on his skills

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Amy: sighs, and runs her fingers through her hair. "Hoooooo boy."

MC Mettaton: the thing his he doesn't want to fight, even after deploiying a number of times

MC Mettaton: so the ship is under attack while he stays in his room

Amy: -Humans are kind of an endangered species in her timeline. You accidentally typecast her.-

MC Mettaton: err quarters

Amy: nods.

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MC Mettaton: the enemy force, Zeon, is at he heels of the ship, White Base

MC Mettaton: oh how old are you?

Amy: 25.

MC Mettaton: alright

Emb: ((i have heard the words fuck and bees about 500 times without an interruption

MC Mettaton: so you need to go convince him to get back into the battle

Varik: ((nice))

MC Mettaton: you'll start at the at the bridge with the captian

Amy: nods. "Does he have a spouse? Children?"

MC Mettaton: no, hes a loner

MC Mettaton: you're his only friend since childhood

Amy: Okay.

MC Mettaton: you two grew up on a space colony that was recently abandoned because Zeon attacked it, thats how you go on the ship

Amy: 's flat expression seems to falter a little.

MC Mettaton: you ready? -gives her some clothing

Amy: Yeah.

MC Mettaton: Then give 'em what for lass

Fanta: ((I'll start a bit later cuz play

MC Mettaton: And don't play Pokemon Go

Emb: ((alright

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MC Mettaton: ((I don't have that much time

Amy: changes into her costume, then walks out onto the stage, staring out at the audience.

: the curtains open and the lights fade in, the crowd stares back, monsters and humans alike

: the background is the interior of space crusier with a space background

: theres a crew and a captian in a raised seat

Amy: walks up to the captain. She seems to be almost walking on her toes.

: Observor John: Captian! We have three musai class ships coming from 8 o clock. They're firing missiles and deploying mobiles suits!

Amy: This isn't good...

: Captain Bright: All hands battlestations! Set up a cross fire and shoot those missiles down! Get the mobiles suits to the catapult!

: the alarm blares

Amy: leans in close to the captain. "You might need to go out there."

MC Mettaton: (captians of ships donit deploy

Amy: ((frick

: the crew scrambles and everyone gets into positon, one suit isn't moving though, the 18m tall Gundam just stands there

: Capt Bright: Wheres Amuro!?

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Amy: I don't know. Do you want me to find him?"

: Sayla Mass: Hes not in the hanger, hes is his room!

: Bright: Whats he doing!? Go get him! -points at Amy

Amy: nods. "Gotcha."

: Bright: Send out Kai and Hayato in the Guncannons!

Amy: runs to wherever the room is. It's almost like her feet don't touch the ground.

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: Amuro is lying in the bed with his back towards the door

Amy: "Hey asshat. You gonna let people die?"

MC Mettaton: Amuro: Why? should I go out there again!? They're just trying to get me killed?

MC Mettaton: (opps

Amy: Because even more blood will be spilled if you don't. Are you really ready to let those lives rest on your conscience?

Fanta: ((I'm in a cathedral

: Really? thats easy for you to say! you're not the one putting your life on the line every time

Fanta: ((What do

Emb: ((oooooo

Emb: ((go on

DamnDude: (( Blow up the crack in the wall ))

Emb: ((oh what

Varik: ((uhh, excuse?))

: -the ship shakes a bit from a missile impact-

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Amy: Yes, but you know what? I could have died when our colony was attacked. Because people like you wouldn't get there out and fight!

Amy: -The set seems to shake a little.-

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MC Mettaton: Amuro: I;m just another expendable soldier for the Federation to use and discard, I'm not dying for their agenda

Amy: ... Well... if that's how you feel...

Amy: turns away. "I'm going instead."

: Yeah right, you don't know how to pilot the Gundam

: you'd couldn't even get it to the catapult

Amy: At least I'm willing to try!

: -sits up-

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: you'll die before you can even figure out the controls

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Amy: How the fuck do you know I haven't been trying to figure out how to pilot one on my own?

Fanta: ((Vs isaac?

Amy: I'm a smart person! Stop trying to treat me like I'm helpless!

Emb: ((yep

Fanta: ((That was easy

Amy: -The set shakes again.-

Emb: ((rip

Fanta: ((Now what do

: because I'm the only one that can pilot the gundam!

Emb: ((is there a chest

Fanta: ((Jump into the golden chest or nah

Emb: ((yeh

Varik: ((yes))

Amy: THEN GET THE FUCK OUT THERE SO INNOCENT PEOPLE DON'T DIE!

Varik: ((that's all you can do))

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Varik: ((now do that a bunch of times until you unlock an item called "the polaroid"))

Fanta: ((Ok now I have a fragment of a photo on the title screen

: -Capt Bright enters the room, "Whats going on here!? Why isn't Amuro in a normal suit and getting to the hanger!

Varik: ((yeah, when that's full yu should get the polaroid))

Amy: Because he's an ass!

Fanta: ((Cool

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: Amuro: Yo- You hit me! Not even my own father ever hit me

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Varik: ((hey slarv, you should try to get to and kill it lives within 30 minutes))

Dreamcaster: (( well looks like I'm getting a new laptop tomorrow

Emb: ((?

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Amy: frowns. "Just... get him out there, okay?"

Amy: -It feels like there's an intense pressure in the room.-

: Capt Bright: WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR ATTITUDE! WHITE BASE IS UNDER ATTACK NOW GET OUT THERE AND PROTECT THE SHIP

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: -an intercom buzzes, its Sayla: Captain, we need you on the bridge!

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Dreamcaster: (( 7

: Bright: get him to the hanger -walks off-

: -Amuro just curls up-

Hellaton: ((grand

Amy: ...

Emb: ((dad

Hellaton: ((we did it reddit

Emb: ((yay

Varik: ((hooray)))

: Amuro: .......Do you remember those childhood days gone by?

Emb: ((it's

Dreamcaster: Dreamcaster walks into the bar. Not like anybody is in the bar. Right?

Amy: actually has no idea what to do. She's kind of socially inept. "Y... yes?"

Hellaton: ...

Hellaton: is

Dreamcaster: "..."

Varik: is

Dreamcaster: is

Barchar: is

Blonde: as is she

Emb: is...sleep

Hellaton: Um. Hhhi.

Dreamcaster: "Hi."

: Amuro: We woke up with the morning sun, it was warm, alive and fun

Varik: hey.

Emb: ((nobody caught on to it's. rip

Blonde: "Heya, ya big...guy."

Amy: It was.

Barchar: "Her name is Dreamcaster."

Blonde: "Right."

Dreamcaster: "..."

Amy: I liked the feeling of the sun on my hair... the leaves caught... also in my hair.

: Amuro: Why can't we go back to that? Why do we fight in this war? I never wanted this

Dreamcaster: (( tfw you crash a brand new phantom 4

Emb: ((dam rip

Amy: Because life is shit. But you know... it's worth protecting.

: Amuro: I'm tired, they always need me.....is there no one else?

Barchar: (DC: "How do you know that? Who are you people!?")

Dreamcaster: "Wait, how do you know my name?"

Barchar: (oh)

Dreamcaster: (( yw

Barchar: "You were here before."

Amy: Didn't I just tell you i'm willing t... to learn how?

Dreamcaster: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Barchar: "But leme guess."

Barchar: "You forgot?"

Dreamcaster: "I did?"

Hellaton: Yyeah.

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Varik: ((tfw you come up with something that will happen when a character dies even though it's not the most likely thing for them to die))

Emb: ((rip

Barchar: "You said you only had a terabyte of memory."

Varik: ((or not rip, as it were))

Dreamcaster: "I do."

: Amuro: No you shouldn't have you fight.

Emb: ((lolol true

Barchar: "SO i guess your visit has been shunted out."

Dreamcaster: "99.8% of that terabyte has been taken up with NYC's data."

Barchar: "You really need to get a hardware upgrade."

Amy: Why the hell not? I'm stronger then you think I am!

Dreamcaster: "I do. I do?"

Hellaton: Yyes.

: Because you'd just die. Look at Kai and Hayato, they can barely pilot the guncannons

Barchar: "A terabyte of memory for a sentient AI?"

Amy: Well then I'd just get better! What's with this fatalistic bullshit!

Dreamcaster: "Yes."

Dreamcaster: "A single terabyte."

Barchar: "It's damn near impossible, and even nearer to unusable."

: -Amuro sits up-

: you wont have that chance too when you get shot down

Amy: is starting to sound a little drunk. "SHUT THE FUCK UP! GET OUT THERE OR NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!"

Dreamcaster: "Yes."

Amy: then floats out. Yes, floats.

Emb: ((rip play

Barchar: "So, we need to get you a hardware upgrade. Or, at least, you need one."

: -Amuro is shocked-

Varik: ((rip play indeed))

Dreamcaster: "Yes."

Amy: -Looks like someone got too into it.-

: -he gets up and walks out- "Wait! stop!......I'll go

Amy: stops herself. "Fine."

Emb: ((well they don't seem to care that she floated. gg

: "Go tell Bright" -puts on his helmet and grabs the wall lever which pulls him down the hall as he floats off-

MC Mettaton: ((they're in space

Amy: ((that's the downside of having your powers come from your brain. your emotions tend to affect when it's used.

Emb: ((oh. okay

Amy: Alright, I will. Thanks for this.

Dreamcaster: "I could go back to the factory to get an upgrade."

Amy: goes to tell the capitain.

Dreamcaster: "But I hate the people there."

Dreamcaster: (( capitain

Amy: ((for some reason i have problems spelling that word

: -goes to the hanger, hops in the Gundam, and moves it to the catapult. On the intercom, "This is Amuro in the Gundam, Launching!"

Emb: ((i have problems saying congratulations

Amy: approaches the captain. "So you know he's going out."

Emb: ((bc i saw congladulations from mega man and it fucked up how i spelled it

Emb: ((congladurations*

Dreamcaster: (( mfw restaraunt

: Bright: Roger, the enemy is at front

Varik: ((i have problems saying... well, a lot of things i just can't think of right now for some reason))

Dreamcaster: (( can't even spell that

: Bright: Yes and goob job

Dreamcaster: "..."

: on the screen, the gundam launches into the darkness of space, towards the signs of explosions and oncomnig fire

Hellaton: ...

Amy: Thank you, sir.

Amy: I... I'm doing what I can so that people don't end up how my mother did.

Barchar: "Well, we could probably manage to do it."

: Bright: lets hope this doesn't happen again -he nods towards her-

Barchar: "We're no stranger to sentient AIs, let alone machines."

Dreamcaster: "I'm sentient?"

Hellaton: ....

Hellaton: Iii mean, I ththink.

Dreamcaster: [i]"whhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"[/i]

: the curtain closes and the lights fade, the crowd claps and roars

Barchar: "..."

Barchar: "You didn't notice?"\

Amy: heads out, walking past MCT.

Exira: "I think she forgot." Exira is here.

MC Mettaton: Hey! Wait!

Amy: ... Okay, fine.

MC Mettaton: walks up to her

MC Mettaton: what? you don't want to know the results?

Amy: ... I mean, I guess.

Emb: ((mfw i mean to make a mage and i make a tank

Amy: I also want to keep these clothes. Can I do that?

Varik: ((the results come in FAST))

MC Mettaton: 4/5s and 5/5s

MC Mettaton: yeah

Amy: Alright, cool.

MC Mettaton: not a single 3/5

MC Mettaton: or worse

MC Mettaton: good job

Amy: ... Really? Huh.

Amy: Anyway, I gotta do something important. See you around.

MC Mettaton: some were impressed by how you made it seem like it was really space by the way you floated around

Amy: ((brb, getting dinner

MC Mettaton: oh okay

Amy: Yeah.

Amy: floats straight back to the bar, and then back through the anydoor.

Hellaton: ...

MC Mettaton: watches her leave, thinking something is wrong

MC Mettaton: ((brb

Dreamcaster: "...."

Varik: ...

: Dreamcaster [Dreamcaster] is now Dreamcaster [].

Barchar: "Oh. Right."

: (( wait what the hell

: Dreamcaster [] is now Dreamcaster [Dreamcaster].

Barchar: stood up. "So, you know where your ram is actually stored here?"

Dreamcaster: "Uh."

Barchar: "...Don't say it's in your ass."

Hellaton: whines a tiny bit, in annoyance.

Emb: ((now

Emb: ((wow*

Emb: ((nt just

Emb: ((died

: Fanta [Fanta] joined chat.

Varik: ((oh good))

Emb: ((rood

Dreamcaster: "Either in my left arm or my head."

Barchar: "Okay. Good."

Emb: ((i was playing as turret rebel and i saw big bandit and the game just closed

Dreamcaster: (( mfw lose glasses

Emb: ((turret rebel = sentry turret / smart gun / use space a lot

Dreamcaster: (( 3D glasses, I should add

Fanta: ((Ok, I'll start

Varik: ((i see you're giving yourself items to start with))

Fanta: ((Get your fuckers into the bar

Emb: ((yeh

Emb: is in le bar

: DamnDude [DamnDude] is now Balrog and Ed [Balrog and Ed].

Emb: ((Wait asriel is gone

Fanta: ((Wait, one sec

Emb: ((rip

Fanta: ((Ok we're good

: Fanta [Fanta] is now Chapter 1 [].

Amy: comes back with a bunch of boxes, and moves them all into the room she rented.

Balrog and Ed: walk into the bar.

Amy: -She probably won't be making an appearance for the rest of the night.-

: Amy [Amy] is now Fellby [Fellby].

Fellby: saunters in after them.

Hellaton: Hhi.

Fellby: Hi there, Hella.

: ((Why is there pron on my dash

Fellby: ((welcome to tumblr

Ed: -looks around for a moment- "Seems like the same group from two days ago's here"

Emb: ((rip

Ed: "Must be a common group or somethin'"

Blonde: "Heya se-Fellby. That was the word I was about to use." she said, looking at Hellaton

Amy: -High-quality game rips quietly play from her room-

Hellaton: ...

Varik: ((7

Dreamcaster: (( grand

Varik: ((ma

Dreamcaster: (( 8

Fellby: ((seempsons?

Emb: ((we didn't do it

Emb: ((i think

Dreamcaster: Ｆ Ｅ Ｅ Ｌ Ｉ Ｎ ＇ Ｆ Ｉ Ｎ Ｅ

Balrog: [color=#4a331b]-looks around for a moment- "The hell's with that noise?"[/color]

Varik: ((https://soundcloud.com/alwikowonkavitz/this-is-not-right))

Emb: wakes up to the high quality rips. "...Hmm?"

Varik: ...

Ed: "It's probably someone just playin' their terrible music"

: Everyone readeeay?

Emb: ((oh okya

Emb: - yes -

Emb: ((okya

Barchar: ready for what?

Balrog and Ed: [Ready]

Emb: - THIS SUNDAY NIGHT -

Muffet: also is here

Dreamcaster: ＣＨＥＦ （２０１４） － ＡＦＴＥＲ Ａ ＣＯＮＴＲＯＬＬＩＮＧ ＯＷＮＥＲ （ＤＵＳＴＩＮ ＨＯＦＦＭＡＮ） ＰＵＳＨＥＳ ＨＩＭ ＴＯＯ ＦＡＲ, ＣＨＥ Ｆ ＣＡＲＬ ＣＡＳＰＥＲ （ＪＯＮ ＦＡＶＲＥＡＵ） ＱＵＩＴＳ ＨＩＳ ＰＯＳＩＴＩＯＮ ＡＴ Ａ ＰＲＥＳＴＩＧＩＯＵＳ ＬＯＳ ＡＮＧＥＬＥＳ ＲＥＳＴ ＡＵＲＡＮＴ. ＡＳ ＨＥ ＴＲＩＥＳ ＴＯ ＦＩＧＵＲＥ ＯＵＴ ＷＨＡＴ ＨＩＳ ＮＥＸＴ ＳＴＥＰ ＳＨＯＵＬＤ ＢＥ, ＨＥ ＦＩＮＤＳ ＨＩＭＳＥＬＦ ＩＮ ＭＩＡＭＩ. ＣＡＲＬ ＪＯＩＮＳ ＦＯＲＣＥＳ ＷＩＴＨ ＨＩＳ ＥＸ－ＷＩＦＥ （ＳＯＦíＡ ＶＥＲＧＡＲＡ）, ＢＥＳＴ ＦＲＩＥＮＤ.

Barchar: (isn't it friday? don't we do the thing on saturday?)

Emb: ((uh

Emb: ((okay

Fellby: is ready.

Balrog and Ed: (( It's fridays and saturdays plus Side quests when absolutely nothing is happening ))

Muffet: huh, okay

Muffet: is ready then, I guess

: ((Fridays and saturdays

Dreamcaster: [spoiler]＞Ｉ ｗａｓ ｏｎｌｙ ９ ｙｅａｒｓ ｏｌｄ ＞Ｉ ｌｏｖｅｄ Ｓｈｒｅｋ ｓｏ ｍｕｃｈ, Ｉ ｈａｄ ａｌｌ ｔｈｅ ｍｅｒｃｈａｎｄｉｓｅ ａｎｄ ｍｏｖｉｅｓ ＞Ｉ ｐｒａｙ ｔｏ Ｓｈｒｅｋ ｅｖｅｒｙ ｎｉｇｈｔ ｂｅｆｏｒｅ ｂｅｄ, ｔｈａｎｋｉｎｇ ｈｉｍ ｆｏｒ ｔｈｅ ｌｉｆｅ Ｉ＇ｖｅ ｂｅｅｎ ｇｉｖｅｎ ＞"Ｓｈｒｅｋ ｉｓ ｌｏｖｅ" Ｉ ｓａｙ； "Ｓｈｒｅｋ ｉｓ ｌｉｆｅ" ＞Ｍｙ ｄａｄ ｈｅａｒｓ ｍｅ ａｎｄ ｃａｌｌｓ ｍｅ ａ ｆａｇｇｏｔ ＞Ｉ ｋｎｏｗ ｈｅ ｗａｓ ｊｕｓｔ ｊｅａｌｏｕｓ ｏｆ ｍｙ ｄｅｖｏｔｉｏｎ ｆｏｒ Ｓｈｒｅｋ ＞Ｉ ｃａｌｌｅｄ ｈｉｍ ａ ｃｕｎｔ ＞Ｈｅ ｓｌａｐｓ ｍｅ ａｎｄ ｓｅｎｄｓ ｍｅ ｔｏ ｇｏ ｔｏ ｓｌｅｅｐ ＞Ｉ＇ｍ ｃｒｙｉｎｇ ｎｏｗ, ａｎｄ ｍｙ ｆａｃｅ ｈｕｒｔｓ ＞Ｉ ｌａｙ ｉｎ ｂｅｄ ａｎｄ ｉｔ＇ｓ ｒｅａｌｌｙ ｃｏｌｄ ＞Ｓｕｄｄｅｎｌｙ, ａ ｗａｒｍｔｈ ｉｓ ｍｏｖｉｎｇ ｔｏｗａｒｄｓ ｍｅ ＞Ｉｔ＇ｓ Ｓｈｒｅｋ ＞Ｉ ａｍ ｓｏ ｈａｐｐｙ Ｈｅ ｗｈｉｓｐｅｒｓ ｉｎｔｏ ｍｙ ｅａｒ "Ｔｈｉｓ ｉｓ ｍｙ ｓｗａｍｐ." ＞Ｈｅ ｇｒａｂｓ ｍｅ ｗｉｔｈ ｈｉｓ ｐｏｗｅｒｆｕｌ ｏｇｒｅ ｈａｎｄｓ ａｎｄ ｐｕｔｓ ｍｅ ｄｏｗｎ ｏｎｔｏ ｍｙ ｈａｎｄｓ ａｎｄ ｋｎｅｅｓ ＞Ｉ＇ｍ ｒｅａｄｙ ＞Ｉ ｓｐｒｅａｄ ｍｙ ａｓｓ－ｃｈｅｅｋｓ ｆｏｒ Ｓｈｒｅｋ ＞Ｈｅ ｐｅｎｅｔｒａｔｅｓ ｍｙ ｂｕｔｔ－ｈｏｌｅ ＞Ｉｔ ｈｕｒｔｓ ｓｏ ｍｕｃｈ ｂｕｔ Ｉ ｄｏ ｉｔ ｆｏｒ Ｓｈｒｅｋ ＞Ｉ ｃａｎ ｆｅｅｌ ｍｙ ｂｕｔｔ ｔｅａｒｉｎｇ ａｓ ｍｙ ｅｙｅｓ ｓｔａｒｔ ｔｏ ｗａｔｅｒ ＞Ｉ ｐｕｓｈ ａｇａｉｎｓｔ ｈｉｓ ｆｏｒｃｅ ＞Ｉ ｗａｎｔ ｔｏ ｐｌｅａｓｅ Ｓｈｒｅｋ ＞Ｈｅ ｒｏａｒｓ ｉｎ ａ ｍｉｇｈｔｙ ｒｏａｒ ａｓ ｈｅ ｆｉｌｌｓ ｍｙ ｂｕｔｔ ｗｉｔｈ ｈｉｓ ｌｏｖｅ ＞Ｍｙ ｄａｄ ｗａｌｋｓ ｉｎ ＞Ｓｈｒｅｋ ｌｏｏｋｓ ｈｉｍ ｓｔｒａｉｇｈｔ ｉｎ ｔｈｅ ｅｙｅｓ ａｎｄ ｓａｙｓ "Ｉｔ＇ｓ ａｌｌ ｏｇｒｅ ｎｏｗ." ＞Ｓｈｒｅｋ ｌｅａｖｅｓ ｔｈｒｏｕｇｈ ｍｙ ｗｉｎｄｏｗ ＞Ｓｈｒｅｋ ｉｓ ｌｏｖｅ. Ｓｈｒｅｋ ｉｓ ｌｉｆｅ.[/spoiler]

: The anydoor beeps

Emb: ((jesus fucking christ

Hellaton: ...

Emb: ...Alright...

MC Mettaton: ((back

Barchar: (bloo no)

Emb: goes through.

Balrog: [color=#4a331b]"Don't think that's shitty music this time"[/color]

Muffet: "Oh, joy. Let's go."

Blonde: "Uh...alright...bye."

Dreamcaster: (( More fullwidth cuboids coming to a chatroom near you

Blonde: "So, uh, hey, is the girl dead yet? I hope not."

Barchar: (fullwidth navy seals)

Ed: "Just come on already"

Fellby: heads through the door.

Balrog and Ed: both go in.

Hellaton: follows

MC Mettaton: ((oh

: Hellaton's connection timed out.

Varik: where are they all going?

: You enter, there's no button this time

: There's a touchscreen tablet

Emb: inspects it.

: Because it is 2016, which is the [i]current year[/i]

: [Continue?]

Emb: [indeed]

Fellby: [Ye]

Barchar: [MYSTERY GIFT]

Emb: [mystery gift]

Blonde: "No clue!"

: [No mystery gifts are available]

Barchar: [lame]

Muffet: [continue]

Emb: [rip. continue]

Balrog and Ed: [Most of us are in the arc reactor chump]

: [oh ok]

: Cowboy Kid [Cowboy kid] joined chat.

Jeska or Jekon: -enters the bar

Varik: hey.

Blonde: "Ooh, now who're you?"

Jeska or Jekon: Oh, hello

Jeska or Jekon: my names Jeska

Jeska or Jekon: sometimes Jekon

: ((Hey yaz if you wanna get jager in there you can

MC Mettaton: ((no, I don't have enough time

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] joined chat.

Frisk: ((hi

MC Mettaton: (hey

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] disconnected.

: Master of Ceremonies Mettaton [MC Mettaton] is now Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline].

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] joined chat.

Varik: ((hai frisky))

: Jäger Leyline [Jäger Leyline] is now Jeska or Jekon [Jeska or Jekon].

Emb: ((hello

Jeska or Jekon: Who are you guys?

Varik: name's varik. i... used to be a regular long time ago.

Dreamcaster: "Dreamcaster."

Dreamcaster: "I forgot why I'm here."

Cowboy kid: ((Yee haw

Jeska or Jekon: and you? -to blonde-

: Cowboy Kid's connection timed out.

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

Jeska or Jekon: so you used to be a regular her Varik?

Blonde: "Call me cass."

Blonde: "I"m kind of a, uh..."

Varik: yeah, i was.

Blonde: "Well, coloquially, one [i]mightp/i] refer to me as a reaper."

Jeska or Jekon: like a farm hand?

Exira: Exira is in the bar. Sleeping again.

Jeska or Jekon: farm tool

Jeska or Jekon: thats cool, farming seem like a job

Jeska or Jekon: where'd you go Varik? why come back?

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] joined chat.

Blonde: "...Yes. A farm hand."?

Varik: that's complicated.

Blonde: "That is exactly what I mean."

Varik: but basically it wasn't my decision to stop coming.

Jeska or Jekon: like a job to have*

Jeska or Jekon: sits on the couch

Jeska or Jekon: kind of quiet here

Jeska or Jekon: usually more noise

Jeska or Jekon: so what stopped you then Varik

Blonde: "...Okay, no, I said I wouldn't try to hide this anymore. I mean, like, GRIM reaper."

Barchar: "The kind what ferries the souls of the dead off to...whatever...is after that."

: Bar!Chara [Barchar] is now The reaper [Blonde].

Mercer: Mercer walks into the bar. Lol even I forgot he existed

Blonde: said that

Blonde: not barchar

Blonde: wow i vaguely remember him but can you give me a refresher

Varik: like i said, that's complicated. but if you want to know, i'll tell you.

Mercer: the fish guy that is soooo fucking edgy

Blonde: oh right him

Blonde: "...Who's this, then?"

Dreamcaster: "oh fuck I know this guy"

Barchar: "You can remember him?"

Jeska or Jekon: A grim reaper? isn't that a myth other timelines have

Jeska or Jekon: looks at the other fisgh

Jeska or Jekon: fish*

Jeska or Jekon: Hey

Dreamcaster: "oddly yes"

Mercer: "Hey."

Dreamcaster: "Mercer Casey Tarango."

Blonde: "Well, it's not much of a myth for me."

Blonde: "And I doubt it is for others."

Jeska or Jekon: Sure I'll listen Varik

Jeska or Jekon: Don't think thats how my time line works

Dreamcaster: "24 years old."

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

Blonde: "They never do."

: Frisky Whiskington [Frisk] joined chat.

Dreamcaster: "Interested in motorsport, stamp collection, being an occasional asshole, and science."

Barchar: "I feel like some of this information is unnecessary.'

Varik: well, alright then. so the last time i came here, after i went back to my world through the anydoor, everything started to turn to white.

Dreamcaster: "Crashed an airplane during a student flight."

Dreamcaster: "Stole seven PlayStation 4s two months after its launch."

Varik: my sword started to glow. *Varik gestures to his currently sheathed sword* then i drew it, and not knowing what else to do, i swung it, which ripped a hole in... well something. i jumped into the hole which just led to another pure white place.

Barchar: "Okay, now I know some of this information is unnecessary."

Jeska or Jekon: is listening

: Cowboy Kid [Cowboy kid] joined chat.

Dreamcaster: "Is also a hitman that can be hired on the dark web."

Mercer: "...eh, i don't really do that anymore"

Varik: i don't know how long i was there, but evidently it was a long time. so afterwards, i swung my sword again and it ripped a hole back here.

Jeska or Jekon: huh

: Dreamcaster [Dreamcaster] disconnected.

Jeska or Jekon: weird

: High Priest Laharl [Pleinair] joined chat.

Jeska or Jekon: ((frisky you here?

Varik: ((ohai laharl))

Pleinair: ((aye))

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

: Cowboy Kid's connection timed out.

Jeska or Jekon: so nothings really changed for you huh?

: Cowboy Kid [Cowboy kid] joined chat.

Barchar: has given her hypothesis about Plenair's possible evility. Not that she knew the term. Dunno if plenair would react to that, or if she can even hear through the tv.

Pleinair: "..."

Pleinair: She can't. And she wouldn't react to it anyways.

Barchar: fair

Jeska or Jekon: Ugh this stupid show?

Jeska or Jekon: theres no way they can be making money to keep running it

Pleinair: It's the fucking news.

Pleinair: Plus, Pleinair plushes and merchandise sell for a lot.

Jeska or Jekon: ((most news companies are privately owned

Jeska or Jekon: ((NPR and BBC are the only two I can think of that aren't

Jeska or Jekon: ((oh PBS too, though thats not really news

Jeska or Jekon: presses the off switch

Pleinair: There is no OFF switch.

Pleinair: There IS a remote though.

Barchar: "Well, I theorize that she might actually have a minor hypnotic effect on males. Or perhaps just people attracted to her gender, who knows."

Barchar: "That said, demons might also just be really shallow."

Barchar: "And I might just have stockgholm syndrom,e since I've had tow atch this for the past week

Barchar: shrugs

Varik: just isn't paying the tv any attention.

Pleinair: So I calc'd Varik's stats, assuming he's a level 40 male warrior.

Varik: ((...why?))

Pleinair: A counter from Pleinair, with her abysmal ATK and uselessness in fists, would not actually one-shot him.

Varik: ((oh))

Varik: ((well it's too late for that))

Pleinair: Put him at the brink of unconsciousness, but he wouldn't hit 0.

Varik: ((close enough))

Jeska or Jekon: grabs the remote and press the off button

Pleinair: Assuming her massive HIT doesn't land a crit.