: ((homocide

: ((>Typing plot

: ((>"Hot damn."

Dreamcaster: (( Alright

Fanta: ((I go out

Dreamcaster: (( Gizoogle translation implemented

: ((fantastic))

Fanta: ((People are fighting

Fanta: ((Right the fuck back in i go

Dreamcaster: (( I think gizoogle crashed node.js

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Dreamcaster: (( Welp

Dreamcaster: (( Gizoogle PARP translator is broken

Barchar: (i cri)

: ((tis a shame))

: According to all known laws of aviation, there [] is now Cry'nEevizzle524 [].

: Arby's Restaurants, Inc. [Dreamcaster] is now Tranzizzlez40 [Dreamcaster].

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: ((i like how i can gizoogle on the go now))

Dreamcaster: (( vim is the best text editor

Dreamcaster: (( http://puu.sh/q1F48/256870b114.png

: Tranzizzlez40 [Dreamcaster] is now TRANZIZZLEZ40 [Dreamcaster].

Dreamcaster: (( TRANZIZZLEZ40 is just much better than Tranzizzlez40

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: ((hi chime

: ((hai there chime))

Fellby: ((i forgot i had this open lmao

: ((you can never leave, chime

: ((neeevveeerr

Barchar: (WE'RE TRAPPED IN THE GAME)

Barchar: (SWORD PARP ONLINE)

: ((will that ever become a thing we rp!? probably not. like, probably not.))

Fellby: ((i opened up my sims game and decided to play a different family than the ones i usually do

Barchar: (No)

Barchar: (no it will not)

: ((like, probably not.))

Barchar: (There's no probably)

Barchar: (I refuse)

: ((like, not.))

Fellby: ((look how out-of-place vaati looks http://prntscr.com/bsxvxf

: ((i dunno, there's a guy with an orange mohawk over there))

Barchar: (if we made a collage of every purple character in cau)

Fellby: ((that's a girl

Barchar: (how big would it be)

: ((about 7 size big))

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Fanta: ((Sword parp online

Fanta: ((Boi

Fanta: well despite the fact that bread has like 2 plots going on and a flashback to rp, he's not here now and I wanna rp

Fanta: enters the bar

: ((Sword Parp Online

: ((You can roleplay your characters for real!))

: ((let's see... sword parp online, dragon parp z, parputo...))

Fellby: ((one parp

Fellby: ((attack on charat

Barchar: ([i]you people are not making sword parp online a thing dammit[/i])

Fanta: ((Brito

: ((If you die in the RP, you die for real!))

Barchar: (okay but who's yui)

Barchar: ([i]OH GOD I'M ENCOURAGING IT[/i])

: ((i can't wait to see VR progress to the level where you actually put your mind in a virtual world, and then see it banned shortly after for being too dangerous and having a high fatality rate))

Fanta: ((Who needs virtual reality when you can be cool like me amd drive yourself insane

Barchar: (Okay but what if you did both)

: ((I want virtual reality to be like SAO))

: ((but what if vr drives you insane?))

: ((I can live in there forever

Barchar: (A terrifying deathtrap?)

: ((Yes.))

Fanta: ((A shitty shonen?

Barchar: (You're a weirdo frisky)

: ((The anime is shitty because they didn't use the fucking concept right

: ((ok, truth be told, if it was possible, i would like to be preserved digitally so i could just live in any virtual worlds i want.))

: ((^

: ((I would want to live in a virtual world))

: ((Like, just imagine))

: ((If we were in a virtual CaU

: ((So much fucking easier

Fanta: ((We would be hanged for crimes against god

Fanta: ((For creating such an atrocity

: ((We wouldn't be hanged

: ((It would be amazing

: ((i think it would))

Fanta: ((Well it depends on the setting

Fanta: ((Virtual grillbys? Death

Barchar: (Yeah i mean)

Fanta: ((Virtual barkery?

Barchar: (Grillby's is fucked)

Fellby: ((virtual gaston? probably a safe bet

Fanta: ((10/10 ign not enough water

Barchar: (virual barkery would be safer, but also jeez)

: ((Virtual Grillby's and Gaston

: ((I don't fucking care about the risks

Fanta: ((We can have a bar graph

: ((I would live

Fanta: ((Digital style

Fellby: ((do a digital dancing! isn't this fun?

Fanta: ((And digital dancing, that would be fun

: ((assuming out minds are all preserved virtually and oour bodies are long gone, we have nothing to worry about))

: ((Imagine when we all die, we just wake up at Grillby's

: ((the CaU afterlife))

Barchar: (Okay but)

Barchar: (are we us)

Barchar: (or our characters)

: ((-shrugs-

: ((Probably us))

: ((i assume we can change that at will))

: ((^

: ((but default is us))

Barchar: (and if we're our characters do we swap between them?)

Barchar: (Do we still faciilitate the dramam and death?)

: ((Then we can all live together doing stupid shit

Fanta: ((Drink machine

Barchar: (what happens if we're in a character when they die?)

Fanta: ((I'd get a drink and be gote

: ((then we reset))

Barchar: (If we're not in the characters, do they still have AIs that go about their lives based on the traits we give them?)

: ((Sure.))

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Barchar: (the most important question though)

: ((oh, that's a scary thought, are we basically possesing them?))

Barchar: (why am i thinking about this so hard)

Fanta: ((No because then we couldnt fuck them

Barchar: (WE'RE ALL FUCKING BARCHAR)

: ((Slarv.

: ((We can fuck AIs.))

Barchar: (Of course we can)

: ((If we control our characters fucking we're practically fucking each other.))

Fanta: ((Does azzy become azzy

Barchar: (really if they didn't do anything without us, then it would be harder to fuck them)

Barchar: (and yes)

Fanta: ((So my child is still locked in the hell dimesion

Fanta: ((Hi brez

: ((Slarv))

: ((How many times are you gonna misspell bred))

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Dreamcaster: (( Brezident

: ((Bread

Fanta: ((Bout tree fiddy

: ((toast))

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: ((How many times are you going to misspell your own name))

Fanta: are we gonna do what you passed out during last night or nah

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He falls asleep, but woke up, no watching th tv again.-

: ((What were we doing? I passed out?))

: Fell*

Fanta: ((The sad hywel

Fanta: ((Was that important enough to need to finish

Hywel: -No, because he isn't snuggles to Fanta anymore, but his sister, who is now in their bed. He covered up Fanta, and slept away from her.-

Fanta: wow ok

Fanta: she wakes up

Azalea: -She is being hugged by her brother.-

Fanta: "Hhmm..?"

Hywel: -He's asleep.-

Azalea: -She's asleep.-

: ((Azalea: Hywel's only purpose in life was to love you, Fanta.))

: ((Azalea: He's depressed now.))

: ((Azalea: Make it your only purpose, too.))

: ((Fanta: ew no

Azalea: -She's here cause Loni started coughing up blood, and the hospital said they would try to save her, which isn't a certain thing.-

: ((Fanta: i have better shit to do

Fanta: i read

Fanta: but she dont know

Fanta: she slips out of bed and gets clothes on

Archer: exists

Barchar: does too

Dreamcaster: also exists

Dreamcaster: but has not made any appearance of importance yet

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He doesn't know if he exists at this point.-

❤ Frisk: exists

Hyper: exists

Exira: exists

Hoopa W.: exists

Asriel_Dreemurr: -Because there's no fucking person who would still be at this fucking TV.-

Ela: exists

Gardevoir: exists

Gallade: exists

THE HERO: doesn't exist

Azalea: -She wakes up.-

Darkrai: [color=#ff0000]exists.[/color]

Hellcat: miaou~

Monaca: she doesn't exist anymore i dont think

: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * is the 4th wall manager

Fanta: looks to azalea

Barchar: STOP

: Fuck you, Chin-Chin.

: Go eat shit.

Azalea: "...Sorry I stole him from you..."

Fanta: "Heh, it's fine"

Fanta: is quiet, as to not wake gote

Fanta: "What are you doing here?"

: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * "no"

edge: ((can'darknessedgeake))

: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * "i eat chromosomes"

: Go smoke ass.

: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * "i smoked all of my ass 12,000 chromosomes ago"

Azalea: "Loni is hurt and I'm afraid..."

: Go kill Blooloofuckboyle.

Dreamcaster: bruh

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Azalea: "They told me to go see loved ones... The hospital I mean."

Fanta: "Oh no.. that's terrible"

: bruh

Fanta: "I'm sure she'll be ok.."

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: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3365240506/96b3baacea608856d27828eea9850039.jpeg

Azalea: "...Shw coughed up blood..."

Fanta: "Oh no..."

: * https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/b2/d6/f1/b2d6f1dd03ba5736ac890813405232bd.jpg

Fanta: "I don't know what happened, but she's a strong girl, she'll pull through"

: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * http://memeshappen.com/media/created/How-bout-No-meme-14901.jpg

Azalea: "...No, no that's the issue. She isn't strong. Physically..."

: * Hey, that's pretty bad!

: good*

Fanta: "..."

: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed//001/067/362/f3c.gif

Azalea: "She can hardly walk, Fanta..."

Fanta: "We'll go to the hospital, and make sure she's ok"

Azalea: "...okay..."

Fanta: she gently pets her ears

: * https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQrpYPRHkY_XGXEUw_wvXjh8tMfkfR8wqIZv-dsZfE0G_R6HmhD

Fanta: "It's going to be ok"

Azalea: -Whe seems to like that, but still looks concerned and afraid.-

: She*

: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jfwz0jsvBaQ/maxresdefault.jpg

Hywel: -He wakes up, but stays hugged to Azalea.-

Hywel: "...Morning."

Fanta: "Morning"

Fanta: "Did she tell you..?"

Hywel: -He nods.-

: * http://img.memecdn.com/because-fuck-you_o_1107235.jpg

: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * http://www.relatably.com/m/img/die-memes/037d2a5bcd697c942fbd95a2b3605284ee18700c956e45a3e82ceb0dd0cc6ceb.jpg

Fanta: she snuggles in as well, nice and soft

Dreamcaster: the meme war

Hywel: -He scoots to the middle of the bed, and pats the not-gote snuggles side of Azalea- or not, didn't even need to.-

: * https://cdn.meme.am/instances/62374068.jpg

Fanta: is focusing on snuggling azalea, she's wearing the ring if she notices

Azalea: -She snuggles into both. But mostly Hywel.-

Azalea: "...Is that what I think it is...?"

: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * http://ci.memecdn.com/445/6526445.jpg

Fanta: "Yeah"

Azalea: "...Wow."

Dreamcaster: @chinchin https://cdn.meme.am/instances/56428474.jpg

Azalea: "Good for you guys... You guys seem really good for eachother..."

Fanta: smiles at her, still petting her ears

Azalea: "Did you have to propose Fanta?0

Hywel: "Seriously? Why did two people assume that?"

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Hywel: "It was me.

Fanta: "It was"

Azalea: "Really?"

Azalea: "Huh."

Azalea: "Well... That's good."

Azalea: "You guys are happy."

Fanta: nods

Dreamcaster: fanta http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/006/453/1ba.jpg

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Azalea: "...I'm sorry for breaking in yesterday..."

Azalea: -If the door wasn't locked, she claimed in through a window.-

: If the door was locked*

: Climbed.*

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Azalea: "...Then proceeding to intrude on you two sleeping..."

Fanta: "It's fine.. you need comfort"

Azalea: "...Yeah, but you two weren't fully covered up."

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Azalea: "Shoulda at least knocked... Or something."

Fanta: "..oh"

Dreamcaster: http://img.ifcdn.com/images/0a7180f8ec9c1acc300593de9392855dd83c2f8096be468772f4dc84a1de53f2_1.jpg

: http://i.imgur.com/78AULxk.jpg?1

: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * mfw meme war

: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * [i][dies][/i]

Fanta: "That.. uh..."

Azalea: "...I only part of your upper body..."

Azalea: "It's fine.@

Fanta: "Ok, sorry"

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Azalea: "I mean."

Azalea: "I think I should be the one apologizing..."

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Azalea: "I intruded."

: jk

Barchar: (fucking rude bloo)

Fanta: "You're welcome here, azalea"

Azalea: "...Thanks."

Fanta: she's still petting her ears, burns or no

Archer: is in the bar, alone with nobody but that weird edgy leather jacket girl. Well. The OTHER edgy leather jacket girl. The one that wasn't from his dimension.

Azalea: "Does Hywel lie on your chest a lot?"

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Archer: is getting a bit tired of waiting for Blonde to get back, though he's hardly unused to interruptions.

Barchar: FRISKY

Barchar: STOP

: wow ok

: lol

: you didn't give me three chances

: you fucking asshole

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: k imma stop

: http://puu.sh/q1K4b/df2d84517f.jpg

Fanta: "Uh.. yeah, why do you ask?"

Azalea: "Loni does it too. I wanted to see if you guys did that."

Fanta: "Aww, yeah we do"

Azalea: "I wanted to see if that was a normal relationship thing."

Azalea: "...Not that I would have stopped if it wasn't."

Fanta: ((Fanta: "Yeah, especially with rockin tits like yours"

: ((Azalea: fourteen. I'm fourteen.))

Fanta: "It's normal"

: ((Fanta: and I'm 18000 your point?))

Azalea: "Okay.@

Azalea: "Thank you."

: [url=http://puu.sh/q1KfH/1e1f64c1d6.jpg]Pokemon GO be like[/url]

Fanta: is surprised she hasn't asked about her bro's second and third horns yet

Azalea: "...Hey, since when did he have horns?"

Hywel: "Fanta helped get hem for me. But their real."

Fanta: "Few weeks ago"

Barchar: ("You may be 14, but those breasts are 100")

Hywel: "You're gonna have horns in a while too, I just figured out."

Barchar: ("I-in the good way")

Hywel: "There were bumps on my head."

Barchar: ("Okay they're like a hot 25")

Fanta: "Well, yours were pathetic at 21"

Hywel: "Not the point.@

Fanta: "So I dunno about that"

Azalea: "I want small horns."

: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cm2fbFGUkAEoVdc.jpg

Fanta: she feels azalea's head

Azalea: "Not that gigantic thing."

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Azalea: -Small bumps.-

Fanta: "Heeey, big horns are fun"

Fanta: "There they are"

Azalea: "It looks hard to have to have them everyday."

Fanta: "Nah, it's just like being taller

Azalea: ""I guess so."

Azalea: "Well, I still want small horns."

Fanta: "Yours are already bigger than hywel's were"

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: * I just got motherfucking

: * Raticate

Fanta: i have one of those

Hywel: "...You know, I just realized. Our... Father had horns."

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Fanta: "..."

Hywel: "Probably why we have them."

Fanta: "Well... Goats typically have horns"

Azalea: "..."

Hywel: "Not all goats had them."

Hywel: "Mom didn't."

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Fanta: "You're the first two I've met that are from timelines like that, where I'm from they all do"

Hywel: "Huh."

Fanta: is tryna steer them away from daddy

Hywel: "Maybe she just never had hem grow. Never had the chance to ask."

Hywel: "Well, we have them."

Barchar: (Hywel: "I'm steering away from kinkshaming")

Fanta: "Yup"

Hywel: "So it doesn't matter now."

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Hywel: -He has the opposite of a daddy kink. He fucking smashed a vase over his dad's head.-

Dreamcaster: [color=#ff0000] even better [/color]

Fanta: you do realize that's even kinkier

Hywel: -Fuck off.-

Hywel: -I saw your old kinks.-

Dreamcaster: [color=#2ed73a] can't deny it [/color]

Fanta: is now petting the both of them

Fanta: ((Now, now

Fanta: ((Which is weirder

Hywel: "...Careful with the hands, Fanta..."

Fanta: ((Daddy kink

Azalea: "...What did she do?"

Fanta: ((Or my old kinks

Fanta: "I uh.. burned my hands"

: ((Incest is way more common and legal in some states))

: ((The fuck))

: ((Is dick transformation))

Dreamcaster: (( Dicksformation

: ((I hadn't even fucking heard of it))

: ((Until I saw it))

Fanta: ((LET ME EXPLAIN THEN

Fellby: ((don't look it up

Dreamcaster: (( OH MY FUCK

Dreamcaster: (( AAAAAAAAA

Fanta: ((YOU KNOW WHERE MOST PEOPLE HAVE A HEAD OF THE PENIS

Barchar: (Is it transformation INTO dicks or transformation OF dicks)

Fanta: ((PUT A PERSON'S ACTUAL HEAD THERE

: ((Yes))

Barchar: (OH GOD WHY')

: ((THE FUCK))

Fanta: ((THROW IN A FEW TRANSITION SCENES

Dreamcaster: (( WHATTHEFUCKISTHISSHIT

: ((Fanta)$

Fanta: ((AND YOU'VE GOT A SPICY MEATBALL

Dreamcaster: (( I've had enough Google for today

Barchar: (I MEAN JESUS I'LL PLAY DEVIL'S ADVOCATE BUT WHAT)

Barchar: (THE)

Barchar: (FUCK)

: ((THE DADDY KINK IS BETTER))

Barchar: (HOW IS THAT FUCKING SEXY AT ALL)

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Emb: ((hello what

Dreamcaster: (( Tri is amazingly clueless

Barchar: (THAT'S SOME FUCK SURREAL HORROR SHIT RIGHT THERE)

: ((I don't get off to that shit))

Emb: ((the fuck

: ((Goats? Maybe))

Emb: ((what did i enter to

Fellby: ((at some point it stops being porn and starts being surrealist art

: ((terrible))

Fanta: ((I DON'T KNOW ALL I KNOW IS IT GOT MY ROCKS OFF PREVIOUSLY

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: ((KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK))

Emb: ((i

Barchar: (PAST YOU WAS HUMAN GARBAGE SLARVATH)

Fanta: ((THE THOUGHT OF BECOMING A SENTIENT PENIS AROUSED ME

Emb: ((i am

Emb: ((going to read

Emb: ((what happened

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Dreamcaster: (( DAMN, SLARVATH

Cowboy kid: ((Wats happening?

Dreamcaster: (( BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE DICK TRANSFORMATION KINK ))

Fanta: ((Penis is happening

: ((also tri, on a lighter note earlier we were discussing if after we died we were put in a virtual CaU universe))

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Emb: ((okay

Emb: ((i read what happened

Emb: ((but

Emb: ((wow

Emb: ((CE why is your name fresh now

: ((because i found a gizoogle chrome addon))

Dreamcaster: (( Tranzizzle40

Emb: ((well then

Barchar: (it's not fresh it's gangsta)

: ((that's not what it's called))

: https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/gizoogle-20/fmlbfmomaljkgpojlalmifholhflgfmp?hl=en-US

Dreamcaster: (( I was going to make a PARP log to gizoogle translator

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Dreamcaster: (( But [bgcolor=#666666][color=#000001]var G = require('gizgoogle');[/color][/bgcolor] is harder than it seems ))

Fanta: "I'm being careful"

Azalea: "I can tell."

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Dreamcaster: (( topic: "ITT penis transformation"

: ((Raise yo' brotha n summizzle tha lizzy Lahizzle where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin'... or don't, I don't M-to-tha-izzind eitha way))

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Emb: ((lahizzle

Dreamcaster: (( lahizzle

Fanta: ((Lizzy lahizzle

Emb: ((lahizzle, lahizzle, lizzy lahizzle

: ((raise yo' brotha))

Fanta: she hasn't found azalea's favorite spot yet

Fanta: she searches

: ((WAIT))

: ((" I wizzy perpetratin' to make a PIZNARP log ta gizoogle translator"))

: ((PINZARP))

: ((*PIZNARP))

Fanta: ((Pinzarp

Emb: ((pinzarp and piznarp

Dreamcaster: (( Pinzarp Lahizzle

Emb: ((raise yo' piznarp, lahizzle

Barchar: (would my name change at all if gizoogled)

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Barchar: (i mean gizoogle is so weirdly long-reaching that i wouldn't be surprised)

: (("Barchar now pass the glock"))

: ((Bahchacha

Fanta: ((Barchizzle

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Emb: ((what about flame warp

: ((i pasted what it made barchar into))

Barchar: (I more meant my actual name)

Emb: ((flame wahizzle

Dreamcaster: (( Barchizzle lahizzle piznarp gizizzle

Barchar: (yeah that)

Azalea: -She finds it right near the bad ocher ears.-

Barchar: ("I don't want to pass you a glock")

: Base*

Barchar: ("You fuck")

: ((THE))

Dreamcaster: (( >bad ocher ears

: ((FUCK))

Fanta: bad ocher ears

Barchar: (not the good ocher ears)

Barchar: (the abd ones)

Emb: ((good ocher ears are rare dude

: BASE OF HER*

Dreamcaster: (( ABD ocher ears

Fanta: she scratches there

Fanta: is already on hywel's spot, and purring

Emb: ((ocher is now a species known for their ears

: ((so, i used the tranzizzle feature multiple times))

Azalea: -She snuggles close to Fanta. Fuck having been with Hywel for emotional support. She's getting the pets.-

Dreamcaster: (( Lahizzle the Ocher

Fanta: hah get fucked hywel, she scratches the spot good

: ((Thizzle rules be diznown thizzay, n cizzoz it N-ta-tha-izzeeds special fizzuck'n mentizzle. Nizzay gizzay sizzy up or git wizzay up cuz Im tha Dizzouble O G. Iizzy rhymizzizzle' oizzy biggest one here rizzizzle out here.))

Emb: ((wh

Barchar: (What does gizoogle think of the bad ocher ears)

Azalea: -He win hugs Hywe and hugs Fanta.-

: Unhugs*

: Hwel*

: Hywel*

Emb: ((LOL

Hywel: "...Wow."

Emb: ((

Emb: ((whoops

: (("What does gizoogle thizzink of tha bad ocha ears"))

Emb: (("Yo, wuz crackalackin', biatch? Yo ass is smokin MSPARP! If you not shizzle what tha fuck ta do, please hit up our User Guide."

Barchar: (Azalea is a he?)

: ((WAIT))

: (("Barchizzle cuz its a doggy dog world"))

Asriel_Dreemurr: -FUCK.-

Azalea: -SHE.-

Barchar: (what)

: * Bread.

: ((that's a barchar tranzizzle))

: * Learn to pay attention.

Barchar: (huh)

: * To what you're typing.

Emb: ((hi frisky

: ((why did you say hi i've been here for three hours))

Emb: ((oh i was unware

Emb: ((unaware

Emb: ((fuk

: ((I just type really fast))

Barchar: (I thought you had to have left too because you didn't comment about Fanta searching for Azalea's 'good spot')

Barchar: (WELL SLOW DOWN YA DUM DUM)

Emb: (("TodizzleILearned"

Dreamcaster: (( yes I type really fast too

: ((i'm gonna gizoogle some song lyrics, what should i start with?))

Dreamcaster: (( It's Hip To Be Square - Huey Lewis And The News

Fanta: she hugs back

Emb: ((it's hip to fuck bees

Fanta: still scratching

: ((watsky songs

Emb: ((THE BEE MOVIE SCRIPT

Barchar: (Don't fear the reaper)

: (("Yo there biaaatch! Chances are, you either a internizzle playa or a gangbangin' playa from real game. Therez straight-up not too much ta say here, so let me just put down a real quick summary right here: Yes, you can peep mah broadcasts if yo ass be a gangbangin' playa. Yes, you can gift me thangs if you want to. (Yo ass straight-up aint gots to.) Yes, I be Frisky Whiskington, if you a internizzle playa lookin fo' me on Steam."

: ((i did that emb))

: ((*tri))

Emb: ((aw

Azalea: "You're better at this. Hywel sucks at scratching."

: (("I uze' to be a renegade, I uze' ta foo' arizzle Bizzut I couldn't takes tha punishment n had ta settle down Now I'm play'n it real straight, n yes, I cizzut mah hizzle You might thizzink I'm crazy, but I don't even cizzare Coz I ciznan tell what go'n on"))

Barchar: (ooh renegade)

Fanta: "He needs more practice"

: (("It hizzip ta be square It hizzay ta be sqizzle"))

Barchar: (you should do that too)

: ((IT'S THE BEE PORN SCRIPT ON GIZOOGLE

Fanta: "I've got him purring, by the way. It's the cutest thing ever"

Emb: ((bee porn script?

: (("I lizzle mah bands 'n business suits, I watch them on TV Iizzy work'n oizzy most every day and blingin' whizzay I eat They tell me thizzat it good for me, bizzut I don't even cizzle I knizzle that it crazy I kniznow that it nowhere But there be no deny'n that"))

Azalea: "Oh my god, really?"

Fanta: "Yep"

Fanta: she scratches two of his spots at once to demonstrate

: (("It hip ta be sqizzle It hip ta be square It hip ta be square So hip ta be square"))

Hywel: "Fanta d-"

Hywel: -Purr.-

: (( Accordin ta all known laws of aviation, there is no way a funky-ass bee should be able ta fly. Its wings is too lil' small-ass ta get its fat lil body off tha ground. Da bee, of course, flies anyway because bees couldn't give a fuckin shit what humans be thinkin is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black n' yellow! Letz shake it up a lil. Barry dawwwwg! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe dis is happening? - I can't. I be bout ta pick you up. Lookin sharp. Use tha stairs. Yo crazy-ass father paid phat scrilla fo' them. Sorry. I be excited. Herez tha graduate. We straight-up proud as a muthafucka of you, son. A slick report card, all B's. Straight-up proud. Ma! I gots a thang goin here. - Yo ass gots lint on yo' fuzz. - Ow! Thatz me! - Wave ta us muthafucka! We bout ta be up in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I holla'd at you, stop flyin up in tha house! - Yo, Adam. - Yo, Barry. - Is dat fuzz gel? - A lil. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make dat shit. Three minutes grade school, three minutes high school. Those was awkward. Three minutes college. I be glad I took a dizzle n' hitchhiked round tha hive. Yo ass did come back different. - Yea muthafucka, Barry. - Artie, growin a mustache, biatch? Looks good. - Hear bout Frankie? - Yeah. - Yo ass goin ta tha funeral? - Fuck dat shit, I aint going. All Y'all knows, stin one of mah thugs, you take a thugged-out dirt nap. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess his schmoooove ass could have just gotten outta tha way. I gots a straight-up boner fo' dis incorporating an amusement park tha fuck into our day. Thatz why our phat asses don't need vacations. Boy, like a lil' bit of pomp... under tha circumstances. - Well, Adam, todizzle we is men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduatin class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins yo' game at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob todizzle? I heard itz just orientation. Headz up! Here we go. Keep yo' handz n' antennas inside tha tram at all times. - Wonder what tha fuck it'll be like? - A lil freaky. Yo, wuz crackalackin', biatch? Yo ass is smokin Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of tha Hexagon Group. This is dat shiznit son! Wow. Wow. We know dat you, as a funky-ass bee, have hit dat shiznit yo' whole game to git ta tha point where you can work fo' yo' whole game. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks brang tha nectar ta tha hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted n' bubble-contoured into dis soothang dope syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That hoe was hot. - Dat hoe mah cousin! - Biatch is? - Yes, we all cousins. - Right. Yo ass is right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every last muthafuckin aspect of bee existence. These bees is stress-testing a freshly smoked up helmet technology. - What do you be thinkin he makes? - Not enough. Here our crazy asses have our sickest fuckin advancement, the Krelman. - What do dat do? - Oatches dat lil strand of honey that hangs afta you pour dat shit. Saves our asses millions. Oan mah playas work on tha Krelman? Of course. Most bee thangs are small ones. But bees know that every last muthafuckin lil' small-ass thang, if itz done well, means all muthafuckin day. But chizzle carefully because you gonna stay up in tha thang you pick fo' tha rest of yo' game. Da same thang tha rest of yo' game? I didn't give a fuck that. Whatz tha difference? You'll be aiiight ta know dat bees, as a flavas, aint had one dizzle off in 27 mazillion years. So you gonna just work our asses ta dirtnap? We bout ta shizzle try. Fuck dis shiznit son! That blew mah mind! "Whatz tha difference?" How tha fuck can you say that? One thang forever? Thatz a crazy chizzle ta gotta make. I be relieved. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Now we only have to make one decision up in tha game. But, Adam, how tha fuck could they never have holla'd at our asses that? Why would you question anything? We bees. We da most thugged-out perfectly functionin society on Earth. Yo ass eva be thinkin maybe thangs work a lil too well here? Like what, biatch? Give me one example. I don't give a gangbangin' fuck. But you know what I be poppin' off about. Please clear tha gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Oheck it out. - Yo, dem is Pollen Jocks!

Emb: ((AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

: ((I SHOULD TANZIZZLE POKEMON NAMES))))

Dreamcaster: (( WHHHHHHHHHAT THE FUCK

: ((LOL

Fanta: chuckles

: (("charmanda"))

Emb: ((tranzizzle the pokerap

Dreamcaster: (( THE POKERAP

: ((GOOD IDEA))

Emb: ((yes

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Fanta: "See?"

Emb: (("OK, muthafuckas, we gotta rap some Pokémon. Yo ass just do tha rappin. I be bout ta take care of tha hard part. Letz git it on!"

: (("OK, guys, we gotta rap some Pokémon cuz its a doggy dog world. You J-to-tha-izzust do tha sing'n. I'll takes care of tha hard part. Let's git it on! I want ta be tha bizzle thizzle eva was. Tru niggaz do niggaz. Ta bizzy all tha rizzle, yizzle, that mah cauze. Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankizzle Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgizzle Gang bangin', Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly Ponyta, Vapizzle, Polizzle, Buttizzle Catch 'em, cizzy 'em, gotta cizzay 'em all, Pokémon! I'll search across tha land, L-to-tha-izzook far n wizzay upside yo head. Releaze frizzay mah hand tha power that insizzle. Venizzle, Poliwag, Nidorino, Goldizzle Ivysaur, Grima, Victreebel, Moltres Nidok'n, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypizzle Brotha, R-H-Y-H-to-tha-izzorn, Clefizzle, Wigglytizzle Cizzatch 'em, cizzle 'em, gotta catch 'em all, G-to-tha-izzotta ciznatch 'em all, Pokémon! Zubat, Primizzle, Meowth, Onix Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlizzle Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow Weez'n, Sizzay, Gyarados, Slizzle Gizzay catch 'em all, gizzotta catch 'em all, yizneah! Gotta cizzatch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all, yeah! Gotta cizzle 'em all, Pokémon! Ow, know what im sayin? Kabizzle, Persizzle, Parizzles, Horsea Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell Ditto, Cloysta, Caterpie, Sandshrew Bulbasaur, Charmanda, Golem, Pikachu At lizzle 150 or more ta siznee. Ta be a Pokémon Masta be mah destizzle. Alakizzle, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke Kangaskhan, Hizzy, Electabuzz, Flarizzle Blastoize, Poliwhirl, Oddizzle, Drowzizzle Rizzaichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie Woo! Wizzy at tha halfway piznoint, do'n great so fizzay. Im crazy, you can't phase me. We? What all dis "we" stiznuff and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow? I'm do'n all tha hard work! Breaktime ova, here we go! Metapod, Marizzle, Kakuna, Clefairy Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby Lickitung, Taurizzles, Weedle, Nidoran Machop, Shellda, Porygizzle, Hitmonchan Gotta catch 'em all, giznotta cizzy 'em all, yeah! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta cizzle 'em all, Y-to-tha-izzeah! Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrizzle Haunta, Squirtle, Chansey (Pokémon!) Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong Pidgeotto, Laprizzles, Vulpix, R-H-Y-D-to-tha-izzon At least 150 or mizzle ta siznee. Ta be a Pokémon Masta be mah destiny dogg. Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koff'n Dugtrizzle, Golbat, S-T-to-tha-izzaryu, Magikarp Ninetales, Ekizzles, Omizzle Scytha, Tentacoo', Dragonair, Magmar Whizzoa, cizzy yo' breath dawg. Shizzle out thizzose lips. Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. It downhizzle frizzle here, just 24 mizzy ta go. Nizzle it gets tricky, so listen real good fo' sheezy! Sandslizzle, Hitmonlee, Psydizzle, Arcanine Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabizzles, Zapdizzles Dratizzle, Growlithe, Mr. Mizzy, Cubone Gravela, Voltorb, Gloom - We're almost home! Gotta catch 'em all, gizzy cizzle 'em all, yeow aww nah! Gotta catch 'em all, giznotta catch 'em all, huhh! Giznotta catch 'em all, Pokémizzle! (yeeaahh now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe!!) Charmeleon, Wartortle Mewtwo, Tentizzle, Aerizzle Omanyte, Slowpizzle Pidgeot, Arbok - That all, folks! C-to-tha-izzatch 'em, catch 'em, G-to-tha-izzotta C-to-tha-izzatch 'em all (oowww) Gizzle catch 'em all, Pokémon Catch 'em, C-to-tha-izzatch 'em, gotta ciznatch 'em all (oowww) Gotta cizzle 'em all, Pokémon Catch 'em, cizzatch 'em, gotta C-to-tha-izzatch 'em all Gotta cizzle 'em all... Pokémon so you betta run and grab yo glock!"))

Dreamcaster: (( My sister just walked in and asked me what music I'm listening to

Dreamcaster: (( I said "high quality rips"

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: ((R-H-Y-H-to-tha-izzorn))

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Emb: (("-to-tha" is annoying tbh

Emb: ((but the rest of it is funny

Azalea: "Oh my god."

Azalea: "That's adorable."

: ((tentacoo'))

Hywel: "Fanta why."

Emb: ((marizzle

Fanta: "Because it is adorable"

Fanta: she's been purring

: ((mr. mizzy))

Fanta: "And if there's two purring goats at once we can get azalea to do it to"

Azalea: "Thanks for comforting me, Fanta."

Emb: ((aerizzle

Hywel: "...I don't get a thanks."

: ?*

: ((Gotta cizzle 'em all... Pokémon so you betta run and grab yo glock!))

Fanta: "It's no problem"

Fanta: she goes back to scratching azalea

Emb: ((it's all great

Hywel: "You guys suck."

: ((scytha))

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Dreamcaster: (( scythizzle

Emb: ((i have 2 followers on soundcloud? well

Fanta: is now intent on making azalea purr, maybe not today, not tomorrow, but some day she will make a master race of purring goats

Fellby: ((oh my god http://prntscr.com/bsza3f

Emb: (("Emb hittin that booty" NO

Emb: ((FUCK NO

: ((don't gizoogle the gizoogle))

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Fanta: ((Aaaaaaaa

Dreamcaster: (( Oh my fucking god

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Fanta: "You're gonna be my sister in law soon"

Fanta: "Just realized that"

Barchar: ("You don't need thanks Hywel you're my secret hypno-slave. You suck.")

Barchar: (Hywel: "Oh.")

Fanta: (("Potato salad"

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: ((I SHOULD GIZOOGLE FANFIC DESCRIPTIONS))

Emb: ((lel

Azalea: "I am, aren't I?"

Barchar: (oh lawd)

Barchar: (do my immortal first)

Emb: ((i remain in my musical mood. i'mma make some music

Emb: ((i'll be listening though still

Hywel: "...I love you two."

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Hywel: "I'm happy to have my favorite people in the world both next to me at the same time right now."

: (("Shot calla Arceus has had enizzle of Legendary Pokizzle fight'n n nearly destroy'n tha planet, tizzy find themselves humanize' n shipped off ta a schoo' called tha Poketech Academy, located 'n Hizzay. How will they fizzare? Hollaz to the East Side. (Rated T fo` romance n possizzle violence)"))

Fellby: ((vader eloha has become one with the door

Fanta: "I missed seeing you, azalea"

Fellby: ((http://prntscr.com/bszcf2

Emb: ((vadoor eloha

Azalea: "I missed you too."

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Fanta: ((Fanta: now threesome

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Dreamcaster: (( SHOT CALLA ARCEUS

: ((well arceus is the shot calla afterall))

Fanta: she pulls hywel into the snuggles again, still hugging axelia

Dreamcaster: axelia

Fanta: ((Axelia

Dreamcaster: (( edgy azalea

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Barchar: THIS IS AXELIA HERE WITH THE MOST METAL RIFFS YOU'VE EVER HEARD IN YOUR LIFE

Azalea: -She snuggles back.-

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Fanta: is now in a group snuggle with azalea in the middle

Fellby: ((i'm sorry zacharie, what do you want? http://prntscr.com/bszeqx

Barchar: wow they are in a threesome

Azalea: "You guys are the best..."

: (("Kevin be J-to-tha-izzust yo' average 13-year-old boi embark'n on a Pokemon Journizzle, untizzle he be falsely accuze' of a crime he dizzay commit n becizzles one of Kanto Mizzay Wanted! Alizzle wit dis to hizzandle, he be also tak'n on thizzle Gym Wanna be gangsta Challenge! Will he cliznear hiznis nizname in this quest, or will he end up feel'n tha wriznath of his chiznarge? That all up ta fate ta decide..."))

Fanta: "We're here for you"

Azalea: "Thank you..."

: (("Eight eeveelutions try ta lizzive they dailizzle lives 'n a perculiar metropolis somewhat obsesze' wit numba seven, locizzle 'n tha M-to-tha-izziddle of a farizzle desert. Meanwhizzle, a grizzoup of disgruntled pokémizzle sizzy ta be threaten'n tha sippin' stability of tha region..."))

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Barchar: (aren't their seven eeveelutions)

Dreamcaster: (( "All movies are real" -Stomedy

Barchar: (there*)

: ((there's 8, 9 if you count eevee))

Barchar: (fair enough)

Barchar: (vaporeon, jolteon, flareon, umbreon, espeon, leafeon, glaceon, sylveon)

Barchar: (yeah, 8)

Barchar: (there WAS seven before sylveon came along)

: ((also by the way pmd is today jsyk

Dreamcaster: (( k

Barchar: (oh okay neat)

Emb: ((yay

: ((>looks in the mirror

: ((>sees dark circles under eyes

: ((>fuck

: ((>thanks, sleep deprivation

: (("When Dan tha Sceptile crash lands into a different dimension of where thiznere be no humizzles n Pokemon rizzy different lands, can he survive until he gets rescizzle by hizzle traina?(k plus fo` gore n swear'n)"))

: ((Basically, shit will happen Episode 5))

Cowboy kid: ((Where do you find the originals?

: ((And uh))

Barchar: (hopefully Laharl can be here so Sage isn't just a very upset Absol who really doesn't want to be with them)

: ((You better do the right fucking thing this episode))

: ((If you do something bad))

Cowboy kid: ((it sounds like a gangster pokemon fanfic

Barchar: (is the 'right thing' obvious)

: ((No.))

: ((If you do something bad

: ((Well, let's just say

: ((Things won't go very well

: ((Now, if you do the right thing

Barchar: (How incredibly, utterly vague)

: ((Yep))

Emb: ((so basically our decision today will be important

: ((yes

Emb: ((sweet

: ((so don't do stupid shit

Barchar: (So basically)

Barchar: (we're probably fucked)

: ((yeah, probably))

Emb: ((lol

: ((especially if ela is there))

: ((You're pretty damn fucked.))

Emb: ((i believe in us

: ((Oh, and there's a hidden mini-boss today.))

Emb: ((o cool

Ela: (( not my fault that reality sucks ))

: ((oh cool, will it have another hidden scarf?))

: ((Yes.))

Emb: ((is it canada

: ((cool))

: ((It isn't Canada.))

Emb: ((yay but aw

: ((canada just comes and gives us the scarf))

: ((and then apologizes))

Emb: ((yessssss

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Dreamcaster: (( "Sorry for not giving you this earlier."

Emb: ((dewt is only one with no scarf bc am proud canadian

Dreamcaster: (( "Sorry for...being sorry."

: ((Tri

Emb: ((i say sorry when i say sorry too much

: ((Dewt is wearing the light blue scarf

Emb: ((yes?

Emb: ((oh okay

: ((That you get from being in the guild

Emb: ((cool

Sage: ("Fuck off Ela")

Sage: ("You're all crazy but you're the craziest")

Dreamcaster: (( i should flip a coin to decide if ela isn't as rage-y this time

: ((The mini-boss is really easy if you have Blazefire

Dreamcaster: (( the coin has decided

Emb: ((aka it's grass

Emb: ((i assume

Barchar: (Has the coin decided we get to have fun today)

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: ((You know what

: ((Nah

: ((nah?))

Emb: ((?

: ((The mini-boss won't be easy ;)

: ((oh))

Emb: ((fuk

: ((By the way I'm changing it now

Emb: ((okay

: ((how dare you))

: ((It was going to be an Ent

Barchar: (fuck)

Barchar: (frisky why)

Dreamcaster: (( The coin decides that Ela will be a raging bitch again

: ((Tri guessed the typing <3

Emb: ((fuck you coin

Emb: ((wait what

: ((oh gooood))

Dreamcaster: (( Nah jk

Emb: ((I MADE THE BOSS HARDER D:

Dreamcaster: (( Ela's going to be somewhat less ragey

Dreamcaster: (( but you know still a bitch

Emb: ((okay

: ((in other news i hope mega evolution comes into play sometime soon.))

Emb: ((sometime? yes. sometime soon? i don't think so

: ((It won't come to play immediately

Dreamcaster: (( ela becomes a mega-bitch

: ((We're not even past 1/3rd of PMD

: ((i understand. it's just i'm super impatient all the time.))

: ((It's fine))

: ((Just be patient

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Emb: ((i'm learning to be more patient when it comes to games

Fanta: is still snuggle

Ela: (( it's hard to contain rage against reality ))

: ((Be fucking patient

Ela: (( rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh ))

Emb: ((yes i'm doing that

: ((PMD will have 30+ chapters

: ((It depends

: ((whoah))

Ela: (( IMO being happy sucks ass ))

: ((On what you do

Emb: ((what chapter are we on

: ((Chapter 5

: ((1/6 of the entire arc

Fanta: ((You guys aren't 1/10th of the way through mine

Emb: ((so we are at most 1/6 there

Sage: ("You bitch")

: ((Slarv you have ten chapters

Fanta: ((Although, to be fair, i did fuck up chapter 1 and make it far too long

: ((You're making it sound like you have more

: ((Yeah

Fanta: ((I do have ten chapters

Fanta: ((But they're long chapters

: ((Depending on what you fucks do

: ((if for pmd it's a chaper per session, how many weeks will it take to finish assuming it's still a chapter per session even at the end game?))

Fanta: ((Especially 1

: ((Chapter per session))

: ((Five weeks for half of it

Fellby: ((oh shit WHAT http://prntscr.com/bszop7

: ((Basically ten weeks

: ((Also holy shit

Fellby: ((vader just had twins

Fellby: ((a boy and a girl

Emb: ((o fuck

: ((is the boy hugo

Barchar: (isn't vader the batter's mom or something)

Emb: ((no

: (([I]NO[/i]

Emb: ((vader is his wife

Emb: ((iirc

: (("An Eeveelizzle (Japaneze now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: ブイズ Vizzy) be a term uze' fo` tha current group of eight Pokémizzle that evolve from Eevee."))

: ((Flame promotes incest I guess

Cowboy kid: ((Vader is lukes father

Cowboy kid: ((its been 30 years

Dreamcaster: (( bruh

Fellby: ((... i know what i'm naming the boy now

Cowboy kid: ((u should kno that

: ((Hugo

Fellby: ((no hugo's already around

Barchar: (I know like nothing about fucking off dude)

Emb: ((rip

Barchar: (I just remember people calling Eloha a mom and having some relationship with the batter and made assumptions)

: ((ohhh

: ((This exists: http://store.endurancejunkies.com/images/designs/i-heart-tri-white-shirt-280.png

Emb: ((YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Dreamcaster: (( Well then

Emb: ((I'M LOVED

Emb: ((thank you for sharing this frisky <3

Dreamcaster: (( >endurancejunkies

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: (("Chara (typically /ˈkæ.ɹʌ/ or /ˈtʃɑː #YaDigg !ɹʌ/), also known as tha First Human or tha Fallen Humizzle, be tha first human ta fall into tha Undizzle. Dis be tha humizzle that tha playa names at tha start of the gizname, n nizzle tha controllable brotha who be played throughout thizze entirety of Undizzle."))

Emb: ((brb

: ((brb as well))

Emb: ((back

Fellby: ((VADER NO http://prntscr.com/bszslk

Emb: ((NOOOOOO

Dreamcaster: (( [i]NO[/i]

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Barchar: (WHY)

Fellby: ((that's too many ids

Fellby: ((*kids

Barchar: (your vagina would have to be fucking [i]ravaged[/i] by like number 5)

Emb: ((too many ID's

Emb: ((i'm indecisive, what kind of song should i make, and what should i use for it

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Barchar: (well what are your options)

Emb: ((in terms of what song i can make, basically anythig

Emb: ((anything

Barchar: (hm)

Emb: ((in terms of what i can use, if you say something i probably have it, though i'll have to look through a lot of stuff

Barchar: ([s]make a mashup of never gonna give you up and all star[/s])

Emb: (([s]i'll consider it later[/s]

Barchar: ([s]a metal song using only trumpets[/s])

Emb: ((that's...possible, but

: ((Donald Trump theme song

Emb: ((idk what his theme song is

Emb: ((but

Barchar: (You're making one)

Emb: ((i could just make a wall of notes

: ((You make one, Tri

Barchar: (duh)

Emb: ((okay i'll make a wall of notes trump will be proud of

Fellby: ((and it's gotta use trumpets

Barchar: (Make soundcloud great again)

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Emb: ((alright

Barchar: ([s]a metal song for trump using only trumpets with the tune of a mashup between never gonna give you up and all star[/s])

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Emb: ((i still love looking through instruments and seeing "fatass"

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Barchar: (hi mv)

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Emb: ((hi mv

Fellby: ((hey mv

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: ((back, hai and bai mv))

Fellby: ((i'm playing the off house today, vader gave birth to twins

Barchar: (and wants to have 8 fucking more)

Fellby: ((also when did corsiva get here wtf

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: ((chime loses control of the sims))

Fellby: (( http://prntscr.com/bszwq7 she's just... here

Emb: ((lol

Emb: ((oh i can't make trump wall of notes rn

Emb: ((but it will be done

Fellby: ((THE CRIB IS RIGHT THERE YOU GUYS http://prntscr.com/bszx5b

Emb: ((wow that's

Emb: ((lazy

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Blonde: Walks into the bar, idly picking crud out from under her fingernails. "Seasons don't fear the reaper. Nor do the wind, the sun or the-oh, hey Arch. You still here?"

Archer: "You told me to wait for you?"

Blonde: "Well, yeah, but I didn't think you'd stay here all dang night. Mortals, so freaking literal."

Emb: wakes up and stretches. "Hello."

Blonde: "Oh, hey kiddo."

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: ((Frisk: shit i died

Emb: Welcome to the bar. You're new here, correct?

: ((Emb: I don't care.

: ((Gaster: I don't care.

Gaster: ((frisk: BOY I DIE

Dreamcaster: (( rip

: ((Metta: I don't care.

Gaster: ((frisk: SHIT BOY

: ((Hella: Iii cacare..

: ((Gaster: Hella, shhh.

: ((Gaster: Go along with it.

: ((Frisk: I BECAME A FUCKING ANGEL, RESPECT ME

Blonde: "Yeah. You can call me Cass."

Archer: "You're really gonna keep going with that?"

Emb: Nice to meet you, Cass. I'm Emb.

Blonde: "Yup."

Exira: Exira floats in.

Emb: Hello Exira.

Gaster: walks in, humming to himself.

Exira: "Hi. And hi."

Emb: Hello Gaster.

Blonde: "Well dang, you don't all have to follow me in."

Gaster: Hm?

: ((Something that's funny is that Frisk should already be dead))

Blonde: "Eh, don't worry about it, skeleton man. Just snarking to myself."

: ((But she's not))

Gaster: ((EMBER PLEASE http://prntscr.com/bt03id

Barchar: (why's that)

Dreamcaster: (( these carbon fiber textures are fucking giant

Emb: ((working at work

Barchar: (I mean it's true)

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Barchar: (muffet is often working whilst she's at work)

Emb: ((well i mean

Emb: ((yeah

Barchar: (on that note, what do you have her and fellby doing in the sims)

Barchar: (I somehow doubt they included sex work in it)

Gaster: ((muffet is a dancer and fellby is an entertainer

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

Barchar: (Makes sense)

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Emb: Anyway. What's brought you here, Cass?

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Blonde: "Booze."

: (("Charizard and the Chocolate Factory"))

Emb: ...Okay.

Emb: Well, we have that.

Blonde: "Yup."

Gaster: Oh my.

: ((that's a post from the official pokemon twitter btw))

Blonde: "They don't have much around where I live."

Blonde: "The entirety of all the alcohol up there might be enough to give me a buzz."

Emb: Alright.

Emb: You can order what you want from Grillby.

Blonde: "And if you get caught with it..."

Blonde: "Well. We tend not to think about that so much."

Gaster: ((corsiva and hugo are dating http://prntscr.com/bt05oo

Barchar: (Hasn't hugo been alive for like 10 minutes)

Emb: ((wh

Gaster: ((no, hugo in my game is a teenager.

Barchar: (Oh i thought Eloha's babbo was hugo)

Gaster: ((he'd started off as a child because i don't like starting a character as a toddler

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Emb: ((hello again mv

: ((hi mv

Hellaton: ((hi

: ((hai there mv))

Blonde: Clears her throat. "Anyway, yeah. Hi."

: Hellaton [Hellaton] is now MettatonSEX [MettatonSEX].

Blonde: is some edgy-ass blonde in a leather jacket with sunglasses on. It's super dark in here why would you need those

: Dreamcaster's connection timed out.

Gaster: sits on the couch, thinking.

Emb: ((i have a popsicle slowly melting in my lap bc i can't eat it :(

: ((oh))

: ((that's not fun))

: ((why

MettatonSEX: struts in. He, coincidentally, is also in a leather jacket, but tailored to his form. Also it's pink.

Barchar: (then why do you have it on your lap you dingus)

Gaster: ... Oh, hello, darling!

MettatonSEX: Hi everyone.

Emb: ((bc i am not supposed to have it

Blonde: "Woh-HOH! Damn."

MettatonSEX: And hello, gorgeous.

Barchar: (THEN WHY DO YOU HAVE IT IN YOUR LAP)

Emb: ((because if it were anywhere else it would be seen ;-;

Gaster: blushes

Gaster: ((rip

Emb: Hello.

Barchar: ([I]WHY DID YOU GET IT IN THE FIRST PLACE[/I])

MettatonSEX: pulls out a ring with a beautifully cut ruby.

Emb: ((BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW PEOPLE WERE COMING HERE

Gaster: ((SHIT ZACHARIE JUST GOT ABDUCTED

MettatonSEX: Darling, do you think this is good?

Emb: ((THEY LEFT AND THEN I GOT THE---WOW

MettatonSEX: ((gdi

Gaster: Oh, it's beautiful! He'll love it.

Gaster: ((guess i'm buying another crib

Emb: ((it's in its wrapper so i'm safe, but it's gonna spill out eventually

Barchar: (ZACHARIE IS GONNA HAVE AN ALIEN BABBO)

Emb: ((and then i cri everytim

Barchar: (Eloha: "Yes only seven more to go")

MettatonSEX: grins. "Thanks. I bought a few but this one was the prettiest. The rest are backups."

: ((seven. seven babbos.))

MettatonSEX: struts out.

MettatonSEX: ((seven bab dad

Gaster: nods. "See you!"

Emb: ((>baby dad

: ((brb i'm gonna

: ((move my computer

Emb: ((k

: ((now baby i'm the ripper, your baby daddy's worst nightmare.))

Blonde: "Oh, he's married. Okay."

Gaster: Yes, he's mine.

Barchar: (Eloha wants 40 babbos)

Emb: ((my foot's asleep bc if i move my leg the popsicle will fall

Barchar: (That's as many as four tens)

Barchar: (and that's terrible)

Emb: ((and the popsicle is on the edge of spilling

MettatonSEX: (( https://youtu.be/BgMRCduNjKM i can only think of fellby

Gaster: Of course, we do have a somewhat open relationship.

Barchar: (okay when it melts put it in a cup)

Barchar: (and say it's juice)

Emb: ((well i mean

Blonde: "Eh, sorry, dude. I got here a day a go."

Emb: ((i'm about 10 feet away from my father

Emb: ((the house is practically one room

Emb: ((and now it's spilling

Emb: ((fuck

MettatonSEX: reenters, with Hellaton in his arm. Hella has a red jacket with four sleeves, but it's identical to Mettaton's in every other way. He has the new ring on.

: ((tri is not in a good situation))

Dreamcaster: (( firefox and adobe flash just died for a second

Emb: ((i will get through

Blonde: "All I've seen so far is monotone McFastmath over there, and the two grillbys."

Emb: ((i'll just

Emb: ((have an orange lap

MettatonSEX: *holding his arm

Blonde: "And DAMN have I seen one of 'em." she muttered, smiling to herself.

Dreamcaster: Dreamcaster enters the bar.

MettatonSEX: idk how i fucked that up

MettatonSEX: Hello.

Gaster: ... Hang on.

Emb: Hello.

Hellaton: Hhhey.

Barchar: (Hella: "Mettatataton this hurtss")

Gaster: walks through the anydoor. After a while, he comes back wearing a black leather jacket.

Emb: ((if i lean back people can see the popsicle, if i lean forward it spills

Emb: ((mmmmmmmmmmm

Gaster: ((http://prntscr.com/bt09r3

MettatonSEX: takes a selfie.

Dreamcaster: "...Hi."

Blonde: "...Are we all wearing leather now? DO I need to go get something for Archer?"

Dreamcaster: [url=http://puu.sh/q1RAj/01de22d11a.jpg]thanks flash for fucking up this picture of dreamcaster[/url]

Emb: is not wearing leather

Gaster: smiles. "I just wanted to match."

Blonde: "Is this like, leather st. patrick's day?"

MettatonSEX: It was just coincidence at first.

Gaster: Plus, this...

Dreamcaster: Dreamcaster is composed mostly of carbon fiber.

Hellaton: ...Mmmine is fafake.

MettatonSEX: Same.

Gaster: points at Grillby. "This used to belong to him."

Emb: ((i saved myself! sort of

Blonde: "Oh, mine is too."

MettatonSEX: ((cool

Blonde: "Got this for like, 10 bucks off the internet."

MettatonSEX: Lucky.

MettatonSEX: This cost 175G, with the tailoring.

Gaster: Mine was free.

Dreamcaster: "...The last time I wore anything with leather was around seven years ago."

Blonde: "At least I think it was ten bucks. I'm not great at exchange rates from pesos." she muttered. "Anyway, uh, hi. You can call me Cass."

: ((7))

MettatonSEX: Anyway, hi, I'm Mettaton.

Emb: ((grand

MettatonSEX: ((dad

Dreamcaster: ((DAD))

: ((everything is 7))

Emb: ((we did it

: ((wverything is grand))

Barchar: (father clock)

Hellaton: Iiii'm Hellaton.

Emb: ((i'm probably going to forget i have a melted popsicle behind me

Gaster: ((HE'S BACK http://prntscr.com/bt0b9x

Dreamcaster: "..."

: Frisky Whiskington's connection timed out.

Emb: ((yay he's back

MettatonSEX: ((that face is me

Barchar: (ohey he's not alien pregnant)

MettatonSEX: ((also how tol is dreamcaster

Blonde: "Mettaton and Hellaton. Huh."

Gaster: ((i have yet to check if he's pregnant

Barchar: (he doesn't look alien pregnant)

Dreamcaster: (( dreamcaster is

Gaster: I'm Doctor Gaster. It's nice to meet you.

Dreamcaster: (( let me ask the random height generator

MettatonSEX: We're both Mettatons, but he goes by Hellaton.

MettatonSEX: ((oh, fun

Gaster: ((yeah well neither do most people when they first get pregnant

Blonde: "Oh, like grillby and Fellby. Gotcha."

Hellaton: -He nods.-

Dreamcaster: (( 9'1 ))

Barchar: (I figured that sims woukldn't really worry about having the tummy grow realistically during the pregnancy phase)

MettatonSEX: ((that was the height you got last time

Barchar: (also damn he tol)

Dreamcaster: yes she tol

Gaster: ((this makes it look like corsiva is gonna fight the aliens http://prntscr.com/bt0c1w

Dreamcaster: (( the random height generator spat out 8'4 and 9'1

Barchar: oh is she okay

Dreamcaster: (( obviously I pick the higher option

: ((i'm listening to a song that has no feels associated with it, but is SO FEELSY in the way it sounds.))

MettatonSEX: ((wow

MettatonSEX: ((is this just to get metta salty

Dreamcaster: (( it's for functionality

MettatonSEX: ((ah

: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_c2RLiCHSk

MettatonSEX: is still mildly salty. Mildly.

Dreamcaster: "..."

Dreamcaster: (( although so metta isn't pissy

MettatonSEX: I don't think I got your name.

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Dreamcaster: are you talking to the tol sega bot

Gaster: sighs and goes to sit on the couch again.

MettatonSEX: ((yes

: Cowboy Kid's connection timed out.

MettatonSEX: ((hes not pissy, just a tiny bit miffed

Blonde: sits down next to Archer, who looks much less enthused about socializizing. "Oh, sorr, thought I said it. Call me Cass. And this loser over here is Archer."

Hellaton: -He sits next to Gaster.-

: Dreamcaster [Dreamcaster] disconnected.

Dreamcaster: (( fun fact: dreamcaster is powered by 9,661 dreamcasts /s

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Gaster: ((alien babbo confirmed http://prntscr.com/bt0di1

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Barchar: (damn message delay i might have made that work)

Archer: "Yes, yes, I'm a loser, whatever."

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Emb: ((i don't think i want to see an alien

Emb: ((aliens really like getting people pregnant

Barchar: (also parp is having bad times)

Dreamcaster: "Dreamcaster."

Dreamcaster: (( dreamcaster looks down at metta

Barchar: ('MErcury Nebula')

Dreamcaster: (( metta refuses to look back at her

Barchar: (So aliens are hippies)

MettatonSEX: holds out his hand. "Mettaton, nice to meet you."

Dreamcaster: Dreamcaster awkwardly shakes Mettaton's hand. "Nice to meet you, Mettaton."

MettatonSEX: Bzzt.

Gaster: ((nah, the mod i've got names the alien dads after space stuff

Fanta: ((Should I give a 14 year old lazer nipples in their final form

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MettatonSEX: hit her with a joy buzzer

MettatonSEX: ((ah

Fanta: ((Of course I should, rhetorical question

Barchar: (no)

Dreamcaster: Instead of Dreamcaster reacting, her eyes just start to glow a soft purple.

Emb: ((wut

Barchar: (slarvath no)

MettatonSEX: ...Huh.

MettatonSEX: pockets the joy buzzer.

Fanta: ((Better yet, sword nipples

MettatonSEX: That usually works.

Emb: ((please

Dreamcaster: "...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

MettatonSEX: ((nipple blades

Barchar: (Slarvath.)

Barchar: (No.)

Dreamcaster: (( no die ))

Barchar: (ACtually, genuinely no.)

Emb: ((genuinely?

MettatonSEX: ...Are you okay?

Fanta: ((I accidentally drew spiky nipples on a boss

MettatonSEX: I didn't mean to hurt you, if I did.

Dreamcaster: Dreamcaster appears to be "normal" now. "yyyYes. Yes."

Fanta: ((And I need to figure out what attack that gives them

Emb: ((well then

Barchar: (Nothing.)

MettatonSEX: It was a little prank.

MettatonSEX: ((madonna

Dreamcaster: It's not a fucking prank to Dreamcaster. She sees that kind of shit as a threat.

Dreamcaster: "...."

MettatonSEX: I'm so sorry about that.

Gaster: ... Darling...

Fanta: ((Rip boss

Hellaton: ......

Dreamcaster: "...It's fine."

MettatonSEX: guess who corsiva learned the joy buzzer prank from

Corsiva: -The apple doesn't fall far from the tree-

Fanta: ((Now for the lower torso

Dreamcaster: you see, joy buzzers don't actually give off electric shocks

Gaster: ((i like how immediately after being abducted zacharie does this http://prntscr.com/bt0fye

Emb: ((wow

Emb: ((okay, what do i do with melted popsicle

MettatonSEX: Again, terribly sorry. I was planning to pull a prank on someone else, but then... the opportunity was there, I took it, and I shouldn't have.

Dreamcaster: "Yeah, it's...it's okay." She smiles.

MettatonSEX: gives an awkward smile back.

Hellaton: ....Whhho cocould h-- Mettttttta! Ththat was for mmme wasn't it?

MettatonSEX: ...Yes.

Gaster: Oh my god, seriously?

Dreamcaster: "..."

Hellaton: -He starts laughing.-

Dreamcaster: "wow"

Dreamcaster: (( Dreamcaster: "i almost died for you" ))

Hellaton: Iii shshould have known.

MettatonSEX: I mean to be fair you slipped a whoopee cushion under my pillow last night.

Hellaton: ....Trrrye.

MettatonSEX: *trrrue

MettatonSEX: sits next to his fiancé and promptly gets nudged in the torso.

Hellaton: Youuu jokester.

Dreamcaster: "..."

MettatonSEX: Takes one to know one.

GIYGAS: ((I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHY I HAVE A /GIYGAS LIKE, REALLY. I'M NOT GONNA BRING GIYGAS IN AT ANY POINT.))

Emb: ((good

Xause: ((iktf

Dreamcaster: Dreamcaster just sits on a chair and silently recovers from getting rekt by Mettaton.

Emb: ((didn't xause just exist so we could have an x character

Blonde: is very minorly confused at Metta and hella

MettatonSEX: ((no

Emb: ((oh okay

Gaster: chuckles.

THE HERO: ((and at this point this character is kinda like giygas in that i probably won't use him at all))

MettatonSEX: ((he was created as an alien oc but i never brought him in

Emb: ((k i'mma do a thing

Emb: ((with this popsicle

Emb: ((and hope it goes well

MettatonSEX: kisses both of his darlings.

Dreamcaster: "...."

Hellaton: -He does the same.-

Gaster: laughs, blushing brightly.

THE HERO: ((the hero is honestly too aggressive, and it wouldn't go well just trying to kill off other characters))

Emb: ((nvm i still don't know what to do but i have to do something quick ;-;

MettatonSEX: wraps his arms around his loves.

Dreamcaster: She does not look okay. But she never looks okay.

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: Dreamcaster, was it? Are you okay?

Dreamcaster: "Yes."

MettatonSEX: ...Oh. You seem uneasy, so.

Dreamcaster: "..."

: Cry'nEevizzle524 [] is now Doopliss [Doopliss].

Doopliss: enters the bar because i've gone too long in OOC IMO

Dreamcaster: nobody has acknowledged the fact that Dreamcaster is named after a fucking sega console

Emb: Hello.

Gaster: Oooh, and a ghost!

MettatonSEX: Hi.

Dreamcaster: ".....Hello."

Hellaton: Hhhi.

Dreamcaster: (( i would bring napstabot in ))

MettatonSEX: ...Gaster you act as if that's not normal.

Dreamcaster: (( but there's something I needed to figure out ))

Gaster: Yeah, but still.

Doopliss: hey.

Doopliss: ((was going to add a "slick" there, but that's too many people to call slick))

Gaster: Hello, I don't think we've met. You're looking quite festive.

Doopliss: we haven't. name's doopliss.

Barchar: "..."

Barchar: "Hi."

MettatonSEX: I'm Mettaton, nice to meet you.

: Dreamcaster [Dreamcaster] is now Juan Hernandez-Santiago [Juan].

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Gaster: The name's Gaster.

Hellaton: Iii'm Hellatonnn...

Juan: you haven't seen this guy in a while, huh

Juan: Juan enters the bar.

Barchar: "By the way, don't try anything."

Juan: "I...I don't know where I am anymore. Or [i]when[/i] I am."

Doopliss: "don't try anything"? who do you think i am, slick?

MettatonSEX: Hey Juan.

Juan: "When am I?"

Barchar: "Well, if my knowledge of old video games isn't wrong, I think it's something like, oh, Doopliss? I don't know."

MettatonSEX: 2026

Juan: "...2026."

: Socially-Inept Bread's connection timed out.

Juan: "[i]twenty fuCKING TWENTY SIX[/i]"

Juan: "IT WORKED"

MettatonSEX: ...Uh.

Juan: "ahahahahahahahaha"

Doopliss: what's with him?

Gaster: I don't know anymore.

Dreamcaster: "...I've seen this guy."

Barchar: "That, friend, is a question that's eluded me for a long time."

Dreamcaster: "...He's been one of my...uh...what is it even called anymore..."

: MettatonSEX's connection timed out.

Dreamcaster: "...clients?"

Blonde: "Clients? for what?"

Dreamcaster: "....mindless people I control?"

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Gaster: ... Um.

Dreamcaster: "...person whose dreams I control at night? Yeah. That's it."

MettatonSEX: ...

Fanta: ((I like how I quoted shrek is love shrek is live when i was fukn hywel last night and bread didn't notice

Blonde: "...Oh."

Hellaton: -He holds Mettaton.-

Barchar: "

Juan: "...The flffffflflflfux capacitor...!"

MettatonSEX: ((when?

MettatonSEX: ...

Barchar: "Oh, okay. Cool."

MettatonSEX: ((what line

Juan: "I spent years and years and years trying to perfect it after watching Back to the Future 1 2 and 3 5,855 times..."

Barchar: (fukn A slarv)

Barchar: "...Why"

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Doopliss: (("flfux capacitor"))

MettatonSEX: ((ok hellaton

Juan: (( Juan is just fucking stuttering

Gaster: gets a text. "Oh, shoot. I've got to go do something." He kisses both of his loves on the cheek. "See you around."

Gaster: ((brb

MettatonSEX: and Hella kiss back.

MettatonSEX: We love you.

Juan: "Instead of putting it in a DeLorean...I-I put it in a fucking New York City taxi c-cab!"

Blonde: "That's a lot of Back to the future."

Juan: "I can't figure out which cabbie I put it in, thhhhough."

Juan: "Who the hell knows how many people got sent back to July 14, 2016..."

Barchar: "...Are you okay?"

Barchar: "You're stuttering like Hellaton."

Fanta: (("she moans a mighty moan, as he fills her butt with love"

Barchar: (10)

Hellaton: Baarchar plplease kiiiindly shut ththe fuck up.

MettatonSEX: ((omg

Juan: "P-perfectly fine. Just haven't really s-seen the outside world in about 14 years..."

Fanta: ((I did it earlier too

MettatonSEX: ...

Juan: "I forgot how to play the guitar."

Fanta: (("she pushes against his force, she wants to please hywel"

MettatonSEX: Barchar, please don't mention the voice thing.

Fanta: ((I'm gonna see if I can do an entire erp with memes

Fanta: ((And bread won't notice

Juan: "And how to pronounce dic...dict....dictroniary? Dictatorin---dict----that book with meanings of words?"

Barchar: "...Oh. Uh, sorry." She said, shrinking back a bit

Barchar: "Dictionary."

MettatonSEX: turns to Hellaton, kissing him. "I think it's beautiful."

Juan: "Diction---FUCK"

Juan: "DI...C..TIONARY"

Juan: "THANK YOU"

Juan: "Now I can go back 16 years and tell myself not to build a fucking t-time machine"

Hellaton: .....Ssorry, Barchar.

MettatonSEX: ...

Juan: Juan leaves the bar.

Dreamcaster: "...Yeah, he has the weirdest interests."

Hellaton: I.... donnnn't like whwhen people insusult my voice. At all.

Dreamcaster: "He [i]really[/i] likes rabbits."

MettatonSEX: ...Huh.

Dreamcaster: "...He tries to hide the fact that he absolutely fucking hates music and was part of a band just for the money..."

Hellaton: Whhhat I memeant to say was plllease don't tatalk about thhhat...

MettatonSEX: ...Huh.

Dreamcaster: "Sometimes I learn things I don't want to learn after accessing people's---[i][DELETED][/i]"

MettatonSEX: ...

Dreamcaster: "I forgot what else he likes."

: Juan Hernandez-Santiago [Juan] is now Dreamcaster [Dreamcaster].

MettatonSEX: Can I ask a favor?

Barchar: "[sub]Sorry I didn't mean to insult you I didn't know it bugged you I'm gonna shut up now[/sub]"

Doopliss: finds a place to sit down

MettatonSEX: Please don't access Hellaton's head, it'll be better for all of us.

Dreamcaster: "I can't access his head."

Hellaton: Iii'm sorry Barchchar...

Dreamcaster: "I'm starting to forget how I even do that."

MettatonSEX: Or whatever the fuck.

Dreamcaster: "Something like...." She stops herself before she continues explaining.

MettatonSEX: ...

Dreamcaster: "I hate doing that anyway."

MettatonSEX: Okay.

Barchar: "No, it's cool, whatever. Anyway, yeah, man, heads are..."

Barchar: "People think about a lot of shit."

Dreamcaster: "...Yeah."

MettatonSEX: ...

MettatonSEX: hugs Hella.

Dreamcaster: (( oh the pizza's here

Hellaton: -He hugs back.

Dreamcaster: "..."

MettatonSEX: ...

Dreamcaster: "I remember. I remember now."

MettatonSEX: Okay.

Dreamcaster: She chuckles.

Barchar: "Uh, are you okay?"

Dreamcaster: "Having only one terabyte of memory is hard."

MettatonSEX: Oh.

Barchar: "Oh, yeah, that would be kinda difficult."

Dreamcaster: "I know everybody in New York City. Where I come from."

MettatonSEX: Oh, wow.

Barchar: "Jeesh. Yeah, that alone would fill up most of that."

Dreamcaster: "Been considering deleting it."

Emb: ((back

MettatonSEX: Hm.

Fanta: ((Gore is always the most fun part of spriting

Emb: ((i broke the neopolitan chat

Barchar: "...Anyway. I just wanna clear something up, uh...you don't hate me yet after that, do you Hellaton?"

Doopliss: ((oh, i read spriting as spiriting))

Hellaton: Nnno.

: Fanta [Fanta] disconnected.

Hellaton: I dodon't haate you. I'm sorrry.

Emb: wakes up inside.

Emb: ...Is everything okay?

Barchar: "No. You don't need to apologize. I'm the one that fucked up. I'm just checking."

Hellaton: ...Iiit wawasn't your fault. Iiit wawas a mistake.

Dreamcaster: "..."

Dreamcaster: (( well

Emb: Sounds like a yes.

Dreamcaster: (( somebody once told me

Emb: ((the world was gonna roll me

Doopliss: *if anyone is curious, doopliss is a bedsheet ghost, as in his body is a sheet*

Emb: sits next to Doopliss. "Hello."

Doopliss: hey, slick.

Dreamcaster: "People call me Sega sometimes."

Dreamcaster: "I still don't know why. I think I forgot."

Emb: Actually, I'm Emb. Nice to meet you.

Emb: You seemed lonely.

MettatonSEX: ...

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MettatonSEX: Oh, your name sounds like a Sega console.

Exira: Exira seems to be sleeping. While lying down and floating two feet above the ground.

Dreamcaster: "Really?"

Doopliss: lonely? nah.

Emb: Ah. Well, what brings you to the bar?

Emb: Or brought you to the bar, I suppose.

Dreamcaster: (( [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQMzbeR-qiI]This is basically what inspired Dreamcaster[/url]

Doopliss: ((doopliss has been here before, he was the fake mario.))

Emb: ((oh. whoops

Emb: didn't ask that, then.

Dreamcaster: (( Vaporwave inspired this

Emb: You were trying to get better at acting, correct?

Doopliss: yeah. i sometimes have trouble staying in character.

Dreamcaster: Dreamcaster just suddenly shuts down and goes limp.

Dreamcaster: not like a robot her type can go very limp but

Emb: Well, there's a Mettaton that enters every once in a while, giving people the chance to enter a play. You may want to try that out.

Exira: "..."

Exira: Exira wakes up inside. "W-what's going on..."

MettatonSEX: ...

Emb: Hello Exira. People are just talking.

Dreamcaster: dreamcaster gets brought back to life

Dreamcaster: "...hkghfffffFuck that was weird."

MettatonSEX: ...

Doopliss: i don't know what a mettaton is, but if they come in while i'm here i'll talk to them.

Barchar: "...Are you okay?"

Dreamcaster: "I don't know. I forgot."

Emb: points to MettatonSEX. "Looks like them."

Dreamcaster: this is dreamcaster's excuse for everything

Emb: ((Him. Fucking. Dammit.

Barchar: "..."

Doopliss: ah, gotcha, slick.

Barchar: (I mean you can say 'him')

Barchar: ()

Dreamcaster: "I had this weird vision or something that I was seeing the world through a trashman's eyes. Taking out trash." She looks directly at MV through the fourth wall.

Barchar: ('them*')

Emb: ((true

Barchar: ('them' works fine.)

Dreamcaster: (( sorry MV I had to do that

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Barchar: (REally, you could say she meant him and hella)

Emb: ...I am Emb.

Dreamcaster: "Not the only vision I've had recently."

MettatonSEX: ((ok wow

Doopliss: it's easier to call people slick.

Dreamcaster: (( i'll let you call me out through the fourth wall now

MettatonSEX: is with Hella so

MettatonSEX: ((ok

Emb: Okay.

Doopliss: ((and there's the justification for calling people slick))

Dreamcaster: "Was I ever in a soup kitchen?"

MettatonSEX: shrugs.

Dreamcaster: (( as you can see

Dreamcaster: (( Dreamcaster is fucked

Hellaton: -He wakes up, hugging Metta close.-

MettatonSEX: Darling, what's wrong?

Fanta: ((Hella had a bad meme

Hellaton: Iii just hahad a weird dream. Iii was a huuuman, and... I wawas making characters... allll of ththem were cars.

Dreamcaster: (( oh my god

Emb: ((gg

Dreamcaster: (( GG

Doopliss: ((GG no RE))

: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * "STOP FUCKING DOING THIS SHIT"

MettatonSEX: ((*bows*

Emb: What got you into acting?

: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * Chin-Chin is yelling directly at Hellaton through the fourth wall. "IT'S TIME TO FUCKING STOP"

MettatonSEX: holds his fiancé close. "Shhhhh. It's fine, darling."

: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * "This is not fine. Not fine at fucking all."

: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * Chin-Chin just fucking leaves the fourth-wall and joins the fifth wall.

Doopliss: well, there's this cloud lady named flurrie. *doopliss transforms into madame flurrie, and then back.* and she said with my transformation skill i'd be a great actor, and that she needed someone to play mario in her play.

Dreamcaster: "what the hell"

?: It's kinda ironic that you're telling people to stop breaking the fourth wall through the fourth wall.

: [i]Chin-Chin[/i]: * exactly

Emb: That's cool.

Emb: I wish you luck.

Exira: "i was a human once"

Doopliss: thanks, slick.

Exira: "but i ascended to a higher state of being a human"

Emb: You're welcome.

Barchar: "Being a normal human is lame. Probably. I don't remember it great."

Barchar: "But I don't think I probably liked it much?"

Hellaton: -He sighs, relaxing.

Exira: "because being a normal human, like you said, sucks"

Exira: "i can shoot an old man in the kneecaps and get away with it due to my higher state of being a human"

Barchar: "You can do that anyway."

Exira: "lol i'm not a human"

Exira: "that was humor"

Dreamcaster: (( gonna go attach a lure module to a moving car

Barchar: shrugs

Barchar: (you can't do that unless the car is a pokestop)

Dreamcaster: (( well i'm gonna fucking make a car a pokestop

Dreamcaster: (( i will find a way

Barchar: (and even then i'm pretty sure the pokestop is just set to a specific place)

Barchar: (good luck buddo)

Dreamcaster: (( if i could really attach a lure module to a moving car

Dreamcaster: (( drive slowly and when people get close just move a bit faster

Dreamcaster: (( heh

Emb: By the way, the bar can get insane, loud, and dangerous sometimes, so be wary of that.

Dreamcaster: "the agonizing pain of being running software is getting too intense"

Doopliss: alright. good to know.

MettatonSEX: ...

Blonde: has no idea what to say to any of these people

Archer: doesn't really want to say anything to any of these people

Emb: ((relatable to the first one

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Hellaton: -Has no idea what to talk about but he's wearing a four armed leather jacket.-

Dreamcaster: "aaaaaa"

Fanta: ((Do you get good shit for not using devil rooms

Emb: ((no

Doopliss: ((angel rooms))

Emb: ((angel rooms suck 1/10 times

Doopliss: ((the ring of protection is pretty good))

Emb: ((sacred heart and ring of protection are good

Emb: ((the rest are bad

Emb: ((oh and godhead, but slarv doesn't have that

Doopliss: ((you can get quite a few flight giving items))

Barchar: (the crown is aight too)

Emb: ((flight isn't that useful

Emb: ((crown is good

DamnDude: (( The crown is amazing, and you shut your mouth about flying ))

Emb: ((why does everyone love flying

Barchar: (because you can dodge everywhere)

Barchar: (as opposed to just the layout)

Barchar: (and don't ahve to worry about spikes)

Doopliss: ((tri just has a bunch of unpopular isaac opinions))

Barchar: (and can get curse rooms with only a half heart of damage)

DamnDude: (( No Terrain Damage, ability to get to places you cant with walking, less bomb ussage, less curse room damage ))

Emb: ((i have unpopular opinions always

Emb: ((but anyway

Jeska or Jekon: ((Issac looks boring tbh

Emb: ((it's fairly useful in utility, that's all

Barchar: (brb)

Doopliss: ((if you think isaac is boring, try nuclear throne or enter the guneon, those are more action packed))

Doopliss: ((*gungeon))

Dreamcaster: "..."

Jeska or Jekon: ((well boring isn't quite all of it

Emb: ((terrain damage can simply be walked around, getting to places you can't get to normally isn't often that rewarding unless it's an item which is very rare, bombs aren't that great utility wise and curse room damage is only half a heart saved

Jeska or Jekon: ((stupid is another reason

Doopliss: ((care to elaborate?))

DamnDude: (( Wow you all are full of bad opinions today ))

Emb: ((hey that's me every day

Emb: ((welcome to tri, attempt to enjoy your stay

Jeska or Jekon: ((it looks like project created by a kid in high school that is trying WAY too hard to be creepy or disturbing even with a comical sense

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Doopliss: ((well, that's edmund for you))

Emb: ((have you only seen vanilla isaac then

Dreamcaster: (( "welcome to tri"

Jeska or Jekon: ((and in the end it simply look offensively medicore

Emb: ((rebirth is a lot better

Jeska or Jekon: ((I've seen the other stuff

Doopliss: ((we're talking about rebirth btw, it's better))

Emb: ((oh okay

Dreamcaster: (( gtg

Emb: ((bye bloo

MettatonSEX: ((bye

Doopliss: ((bai))

Dreamcaster: Dreamcaster gets up, and leaves, nearly tripping a few times.

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Emb: ((isaac is meant to be disturbing the first couple of rounds you do, and after that it's just meant to be fun

Fanta: ((Bible tract or umbilical cord

Emb: ((bible tract

Doopliss: ((yea))

Jeska or Jekon: ((Yeah I got that

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Jeska or Jekon: ((remember watching someone play it and simply going, eh

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Doopliss: ((it's not for everyone))

Doopliss: ((i will admit))

Emb: ((yeah it's not for everyone

Jeska or Jekon: ((its not like I'm distrubed by it

Emb: ((tbf nothing is for everyone

Jeska or Jekon: ((just doesn't look good

Emb: ((alright

Doopliss: ((is it just the like, design of everything, or the gameplay? or both?))

Jeska or Jekon: ((both

Jeska or Jekon: ((everything about it really

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Fanta: ((OH WHAT THE FUCK

Jeska or Jekon: ((I'm rather seasoned in games, so I can be jaded sometimes

Fanta: ((I WALK INTO A ROOM AND ALL MY ITEMS CHANGE

Emb: ((???

Doopliss: ((was it a dice room?))

Fanta: ((Yes

Emb: ((oh that makes sense then

Doopliss: ((that'll do it))

Emb: ((how is your run now

Fanta: ((Worse but still good

Doopliss: ((being rerolled is usually a run killer))

Jeska or Jekon: ((like there isn't a horror game that even scare me anymore

Emb: ((okay

Fanta: ((Monkey paw or tract still

Emb: ((do you trust that you won't die

Emb: ((if so, tract

Emb: ((if you might die, paw

Jeska or Jekon: ((playing amensia, running around the monster saying," lol don't give a SHIT

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Jeska or Jekon: ((also SOMA kind of sucked

Doopliss: ((isaac isn't meant to be a horror game, it's a rouge-lite dungeon crawler you can just pick up and start a run))

Fanta: ((Ok i just one shotted scolex

Jeska or Jekon: ((I get that

Emb: ((wh

Emb: ((well

Emb: ((that's a good run

Emb: ((oh hey temmie is working for shantate

Emb: ((shantae* wut

Doopliss: ((oh cool, i saw they retweeted something about shantae, but i didn't think they were doing anything for it))

Jeska or Jekon: ((shantaes are decent games

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Fanta: is still in le snuggs

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Emb: ((nt got a high quality rip, sweet

Jeska or Jekon: ((top down games must be making a resurgence

MettatonSEX: (( https://youtu.be/BgMRCduNjKM

MettatonSEX: ((brb

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Hywel: -Tey both are in the snugg too.-

: They*

Jäger Leyline: -is asleep on the couch-

Jeska or Jekon: is with Hyper

Acastus: -He's probably in some room at Hypers place.-

Emb: (("T-Mobile announces Pokémon Go exempt from data usage charges for 1 year." holy

Fanta: ((ONE SHOTTED MOM'S HEART OK

Emb: ((damn

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Fanta: (("Everything is terrible, the game just got harder"

Doopliss: ((that's ridiculous))

Fanta: ((ok

Doopliss: ((yeah))

Doopliss: ((everything is terrible))

Doopliss: ((also, who have you been playing as?))

Fanta: ((Azazel when I don't have eden tokens

Fanta: ((Because despite me hating his attack, flight is op

Emb: (( :(

Fanta: ((http://i.imgur.com/QhKYFiV.jpg

Fanta: ((https://images-2.discordapp.net/eyJ1cmwiOiJodHRwczovL2Rpc2NvcmQuc3RvcmFnZS5nb29nbGVhcGlzLmNvbS9hdHRhY2htZW50cy8xNTk2ODE5NDQ3MzU0NDkwODgvMjAzMTc4NTY0NjQyNjY4NTQ0L0NtZHdEYU1Vc0FBNHJ3ZS5wbmcifQ.HqIuuLdkUwyBYoGS9SWzJlHAkxQ.png?width=339&height=299

Emb: ((the fuck

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Gaster: ((Alright I'm back

MettatonSEX: ((same

Jeska or Jekon: ((poor timing, dont' go to the links

MettatonSEX: ((i wont

Fanta: ((No do

Fanta: "Azalea you want some pie?"

Azalea: "...Mmhm."

: ((Fanta: -lenny-

Fanta: she unsnugs and gets up

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Gaster: wanders back into the bar.

MettatonSEX: ((slarv i know you and i know full well that thats probably something im gonna kinkshame

Gaster: -He looks... sluggish.-

MettatonSEX: and Hella have cuddled up to each other.

MettatonSEX: ...You omay, darling?

MettatonSEX: *okay

Hellaton: Iiis someththing wrong?

Asriel_Dreemurr: -He's with frisk on the couch, talking. He may or may not all be watching the damn Tv.-

Gaster: snuggles up to them. "Yeah, I'm fine. I just ate too much pie."

MettatonSEX: and Hella snuggle back.

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MettatonSEX: The harmony of whirrs is audible.

Fanta: ((At least click the first one

Fanta: ((It's a meme

MettatonSEX: ((fine

Fanta: ((He'll yeabitch

Emb: ((NOOOOO

MettatonSEX: ((kinkshaming

Emb: ((rip

Fanta: she goes out to the main room

Fanta: and to the kitchen

MettatonSEX: ((at least my kinks arent gonna rip the cervix, usually

Emb: ((brb

Jäger Leyline: -wakes up

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Fanta: is slicing a piece of pie for goat bitch

Jäger Leyline: Hey Fanta....mind making me someing?

Fanta: "Oh, Jager.."

Azalea: -Is she goat bitch.-

MettatonSEX: and Hellaton kiss Gaster simultaneously. Metta giggles because that wasn't planned.

Fanta: "Um.. something happened, Loni is in the hospital. Azalea told me."

Emb: ((back

MettatonSEX: (("if only there was somebody who loved you"

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Jäger Leyline: ((wait when did that happen?

MettatonSEX: ((hi

Doopliss: ((hai 'harl))

Emb: ...Doopliss, what is your meaning of life?

Gaster: laughs. "I've also got two whole pies at home too."

Emb: ((hello

Fanta: ((What

: ((...What?))

MettatonSEX: Oh my god.

Emb: ((what at what?

Gaster: ((i'm sorry who is this http://prntscr.com/bt1h52

Doopliss: excuse me?

Jäger Leyline: ((when did Loni go to the hospital?

Emb: Well, everyone has their own meaning to life, what is yours?

MettatonSEX: ((thats clearly vader eloha

Fanta: ((Azalea brought her there...?

: ((Yeah, you responded to it...))

Jäger Leyline: ((lol jk, when did Azalea tell Fanta?

Pleinair: "..."

: ((Oh, shit, today))

Fanta: ((Earlier today

Frisk_Dreemurr: "...That fish lady was right."

Frisk_Dreemurr: "You're an idiot, Asriel."

Doopliss: shrugs... or, as well as one can shrug when they're literally a blanket gost

Jäger Leyline: WHAT!?

Frisk_Dreemurr: -She knows her name. She said Jeska not fish lady.-

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...Fair assumption."

Fanta: "Yeah.. all she said was she coughed up blood"

Emb: ...Alright.

Jäger Leyline: WHY DID NO ONE WAKE ME UP?

Fanta: "And then she took her there"

MettatonSEX: just realized Frisk and Asriel are on the couch there.

MettatonSEX: Oh, hey.

Fanta: "I didn't know you were home, we've all been in my room"

Fanta: she has piece of pie now

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Gaster: Oh, hey there you two.

Hellaton: Hhhi.

MettatonSEX: and Hella are in matching leather jackets.

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Emb: orders two hot chocolates and hands one to gost. "Here you go."

Emb: ((hello frisky

MettatonSEX: ((hi

Gaster: is also wearing a matching leather jacket.

Jäger Leyline: starts getting dressed

Fanta: "I'm gonna head back now, we'll probably go soon"

Fanta: she heads back to the bedroom

Azalea: "Where's the pie?"

Fanta: hands azalea the pie

Fanta: "Right here"

Jäger Leyline: No we're gonig now

Frisk_Dreemurr: "...Asriel, you're staring at the TV, for no reason."

MettatonSEX: ...

Doopliss: uhh, i don't eat or drink. i'm a ghost.

Frisk_Dreemurr: "This show is so bad."

Emb: ...Oh. Sorry.

Asriel_Dreemurr: "...I mean, it's not that bad."

Gaster: scoffs. "It's better than Family Guy."

Emb: puts Doppliss' hot chocolate on a random table, and drinks her own.

MettatonSEX: It's better than Teen Titans Go!.

Frisk_Dreemurr: "How is a show that has no center better than anything?"

: ((i now know where a graveyard is

Emb: ((EVERYTHING IS BETTER THAN TTG

Fanta: "Jager wants to go to the hospital, are you ok with that after you finish your pie?"

: ((now i can go hunt pokémon there if i want

Frisk_Dreemurr: "I mean. Come on. She is just sitting there."

Doopliss: i still appreciate it, emb. ((hey, he didn't say slick.))

Fanta: ((Ppg is better than ttg?

Azalea: -She nods.-

Hellaton: Iiit's better ththan the rebooot of Powerpuff Girls.

Emb: ((ppg and ttg are tied

MettatonSEX: ((the original is

Emb: ((original ppg is better

MettatonSEX: ((ppg reboot is worse

: ((^

Emb: ((oh okay

Emb: ((ttg is 2nd worst thing ever, ppg reboot is worst thing

: ((hell no

: ((ttg is worse

Gaster: ((no, nutshack is the worst

MettatonSEX: ((ppg reboot has pedophilia, transphobia, and the sexualization of minors

: ((true

: ((hmm

Fanta: ((Ppg has dead memes

: ((then ppg reboot is worse

Fanta: ((Worse than all of those

Jäger Leyline: Wheres the hospital?

MettatonSEX: ((i know youre joking around, slarv, but the unicorn episode made me physically ill

Azalea: -Lets assu they went out of the room to eat.-

: Assume*

Fanta: ((Didn't see it, just heard about it and it sounds fuckin baaaaaad

MettatonSEX: ((it is

MettatonSEX: ((i watched it and i nearly ruined the carpet

Azalea: "...I don't know, the first I could find..."

Fanta: brought her to the living room

Emb: ((fuck reboots

Emb: ((the end

Azalea: "The gaston one, it said."

Emb: ((well, fuck recent reboots, the end

MettatonSEX: ((its bad if ur cis and worse if ur trans

Pleinair: "..."

Frisk_Dreemurr: "My god, you're dense."

Frisk_Dreemurr: "Can we change it?"

: ((just finished moving my computer

Asriel_Dreemurr: "No."

Emb: ...You said you call everyone slick.

Fanta: ((I liked the rondo of blood remake

Emb: ((what's that

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Fanta: ((That's the only remake off the top of my head that was superior

Emb: (([s]also remake /=/ reboot[/s]

Fanta: ((The best castlevania

MettatonSEX: ((isnt voltron a reboot

Emb: ((oh okay

Gaster: ((shit my sims game glitched

Fanta: ((Ok, reboot.. hmm

Fanta: ((MM9

Gaster: ((i tried to age up a baby but she's just laying there on the floor while everyone cheers for her

Jäger Leyline: dashes out of the doors

Emb: ((wait, remake really does / = ] reboot, huh

Doopliss: er, yeah. but you don't seem half bad. and your name is easy to remember.

Emb: ((what's mm9

MettatonSEX: ((i havent seen the new voltron yet but it looks good

Emb: Oh, thank you.

Fanta: Mega man 9

Azalea: -She finishes pie, and follows.-

Fanta: ((Shit

Emb: ((lolol

Fanta: ((That was ooc

Fanta: follows

Emb: ((but okay

Emb: ((fuck tv show reboots, then

Emb: ((recent

Fanta: ((Yeah cant think of a tv show reboot i liked

MettatonSEX: ((how recent would you call the nge reboot movies

Pleinair: "..."

Fanta: ((Maybe with the exception of one or two scooby doos

Emb: ((recent would be...a year, maybe

MettatonSEX: ((ah

MettatonSEX: ((well shit

Emb: ((rip

Fanta: ((Nge movies < the show

MettatonSEX: ((im gonna watch the new voltron eventually

MettatonSEX: ((i know

MettatonSEX: ((but the movies were still good

Fanta: ((Ye

Gaster: ((okay, i fixed the baby

Emb: ((wow

Emb: ((what's the context for that

MettatonSEX: ((also the ANIMATION IN TGE REBUILDS OH MY GOD ITS SO PRETTY

Gaster: ((well, a baby in my sims game glitched

Emb: ((oh okay

Gaster: ((i basically had to reset her

Emb: ((out of context that was strange

DamnDude: (( No, Chime 'fixed' the baby ))

Gaster: ((now i hope it doesn't totally crash when i try to change her hair

Emb: ((speaking of should /r/caunocontext be deleted bc it hasn't and probably won't be used

Gaster: ((ye

Emb: ((alright rip /r/caunocontext

Gaster: ((i mean i still have rp out of context

: ((wowie i'm on my computer now

Doopliss: ((wowie))

Pleinair: ((So I just thought of a pokemon))

Emb: ((cool

Pleinair: ((A ghost type that steals things, lets call it Polterheist))

Pleinair: "..."

Gaster: ((oh my god

: ((Polterheist.))

: ((Fucking robbers.

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MettatonSEX: ((ghost/dark polterheist

Emb: ((or a determined ghost, let's call it polterfeist

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Gaster: ((a musical ghost. Poltermeistro.

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MettatonSEX: ((ghost chicken. poultrygeist

Pleinair: ((a religious ghost))

Pleinair: ((Polterchrist))

Emb: ((a grabby gost. pulltergeist

Gaster: leans against Mettaton.

MettatonSEX: ((stripper ghost. poletergeist

MettatonSEX: and Hella lean back.

Pleinair: "..."

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MettatonSEX: ((ghost/electric. boltergeist

Emb: I'm called Emb because I'm known for my umbrella, which slowly kills plants when I have it out.

Emb: ((or voltergeist

Doopliss: ((i am going to watch someone make a mod for skyrim... i don't know why))

MettatonSEX: ((boltergeist evolves into voltergeist

Emb: ((a stupid gost. doltergeist